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ANTiFanny 2024 Wrap-up & 2025 Preview
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Introduction and Host Introductions
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AstroDev
Hello, you are listening to the all new anti-fanboy podcast for the week of January 20th, 2025 for part 2.5 or part three of the Anti-Fannies, AKA the Daytime Emmys.
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AstroDev
and Welcome one and all, as always, I am one of four. Devin Copek with me, Chris Galani,
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GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
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AstroDev
Steve O'Teary
Humor and Name Debates
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Steve-O
Hmmm...
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AstroDev
and mama justice, number one fan, John Suarez.
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GREASEDAPOLES
So I'm looking at a few of these mama justice photos and I got to point out a few things here.
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AstroDev
but
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GREASEDAPOLES
I, you know, maybe some people are attracted to her. Maybe some people aren't, but you shouldn't judge anyone for how they feel. Right? That's what we're all talking about here.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Let's, let's, let's, let's start with some empathy down.
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BOAH
I Just want to know I just want to know how Devin how Devin had these like on fucking quickdraw that these are right away Okay, okay.
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AstroDev
I, it's called Google image public like justice.
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BOAH
Okay.
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BOAH
Is that what they call it these days?
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GREASEDAPOLES
I got it.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, okay. Mm-hmm.
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BOAH
david
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GREASEDAPOLES
Mm-hmm.
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BOAH
is it
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AstroDev
Oh, I don't like this.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Sure. Got it. um Mama Justice, unfortunately, has not made it to any of our lists for my penis.
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AstroDev
Uh, how does cave lady.
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GREASEDAPOLES
um So all we have, um we we have some miscellaneous categories up for y'all tonight.
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AstroDev
mis miscellaneous, as I used to say, as a child.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Miscellaneous.
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Steve-O
These are the funny ones. These are the the silly, goofy, uh-oh, we're pooping on things ones. And we're gonna zip-zam-zoom through these so we can get back to normal anti-fanboys. The things you've been waiting for.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I think that's Eric really that name to be on it.
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Steve-O
Eric. I'm hoping somebody out there's named Eric.
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Steve-O
You got a better one?
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AstroDev
Yeah. and and
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Steve-O
call out Call out a random name and see if you can you can hit more people.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I don't want anybody named Eric watching our podcast or listening, excuse me, listening.
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AstroDev
ah I got one fucking Doug.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, guys keep picking the worst names.
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AstroDev
This for you, Doug.
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BOAH
Tim.
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Steve-O
Tim.
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BOAH
This is for you, Tim.
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AstroDev
Oh.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Just the worst names.
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BOAH
Tim's got Lembango.
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Steve-O
Tim is driving and just looks in the window and he goes, they're talking about me.
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GREASEDAPOLES
What about,
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BOAH
Tim?
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GREASEDAPOLES
What about a Malcolm? You don't think there's a Malcolm out there listening?
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AstroDev
Oh.
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Steve-O
Oh, okay. So here we go. So most name, most likely to listen to our show, Eric, Doug, team and Malcolm.
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GREASEDAPOLES
That's a cool name.
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BOAH
Tim?
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GREASEDAPOLES
time Todd.
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AstroDev
hit tm
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BOAH
team
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GREASEDAPOLES
tod Todd. Todd, unfortunately, is in there.
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Steve-O
God.
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AstroDev
ah Tim I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I I'm gonna I'm leaning Todd
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, Todd's going to be in there somewhere.
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Steve-O
I think we have a Lewis.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, Lewis, the class is up a little bit.
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BOAH
Oh, a Lewis.
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GREASEDAPOLES
We got a Lewis. And then I think we got, we got, we got a few of those.
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BOAH
I think we got T T hyphen bagger 6969, one of those guys, too.
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Steve-O
Oh.
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Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
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GREASEDAPOLES
We got, I think we got more than one. I think we got one solid Zod out there.
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Steve-O
We definitely have a Zod.
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BOAH
This is not.
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AstroDev
Whoa, one's loud.
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Steve-O
One Zod.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. One, one real solid listener.
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BOAH
Is it what is this a Lord's odd? Is it General's odd? Is it Commander's odd?
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GREASEDAPOLES
You know, he's humble. He's probably a humbler Zod than you're familiar with, but he still has got that edge.
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Steve-O
Just Zod Warrick from ah South Bank.
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GREASEDAPOLES
work.
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AstroDev
Whoa.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's him.
American Politics and Society
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AstroDev
The accountant.
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GREASEDAPOLES
That's him.
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Steve-O
Yeah, crunching numbers.
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AstroDev
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, we're talking about you tonight. This episode is going out to use odd work.
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AstroDev
Yo.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I hope would be like it.
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BOAH
Oh, man.
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AstroDev
makes sense.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, we got it. We got a lot of weird names, a lot of short names, one one syllable, um but we also got some class. So, you know, maybe, maybe a colorosa in there.
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Steve-O
Thanks, Lewis.
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Steve-O
Oh, Clarissa and Lewis.
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AstroDev
Oh, Clarissa class in up the joint.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, the people in multiple syllable means okay Christopher class Chris no class nola nolare no Christopher is really all I got
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Steve-O
Yeah, what's like what's ala hold on, let's go through all of our names and we'll say class or no class. Let's start with Chris, Christopher.
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AstroDev
Without Chrissy.
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Steve-O
Chrissy, Chrissy!
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AstroDev
Hey, chris Chrissy.
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BOAH
but What about Chris G?
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AstroDev
Okay.
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Steve-O
Hey, Chrissy.
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BOAH
What about Chris G?
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AstroDev
No class.
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Steve-O
Mm, Chrissy, I'm sorry, no class. Now hold on, if we change the last initial to a different letter, could we class it up like Chris W?
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AstroDev
What?
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Steve-O
Does that give it more class, Chris W?
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AstroDev
That doesn't make sense.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Sounds like a guy who's going to AA.
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BOAH
Chris. What about Chris T? So it looks like Christ, but it's Chris T.
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AstroDev
Ooh, dude, I dated it, Chrissy.
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Steve-O
Ooh.
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AstroDev
I dated it, Chrissy. I'm gonna say class.
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BOAH
Like a Christie or a Chris Tafferty?
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Steve-O
Chris T.
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AstroDev
C-H-R-I-S-T-I-E.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Chris T.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I think T's the closest you're gonna get to class if you shorten my name down.
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Steve-O
Not W.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Chris T. No, W, he sounds like he's going to AA. Sounds like somebody's in Alcoholics Anonymous.
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BOAH
Mmm.
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Steve-O
Hello, my name is Chris W.
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AstroDev
Trash is the trash name.
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GREASEDAPOLES
He's got his life. He's trying to figure out his life, but it's not it's not there yet, you know Yeah,
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Steve-O
So are we just saying we're saying Chris is ah kind of leans towards a little bit more unclassy.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I'd say so yeah And I'll be honest with you Steve one of the least classy names I
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Steve-O
All right,
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AstroDev
Well, it's like, you know.
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Steve-O
no i No, that's the thing.
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AstroDev
Yeah.
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Steve-O
the name The name is a joke. The name is a joke.
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GREASEDAPOLES
are
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Steve-O
it is it has fought It has folded in on itself into being like a humorous name that when people have the name, Steve, it's like a little tree.
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GREASEDAPOLES
and so
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BOAH
yeah
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GREASEDAPOLES
me i
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BOAH
Yeah, that's fucked up.
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GREASEDAPOLES
How long?
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BOAH
That's not right.
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GREASEDAPOLES
We've been friends for a long time. I really wanted to, it's been a long time since I had that in me.
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Steve-O
you've been You've been having it in the tank, I guarantee you.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I got to get it out. I got it. I had to get it out.
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Steve-O
You had it since like middle school.
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AstroDev
Yeah, but I mean like, but like, can I like, what about Steven?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Steven pure class.
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Steve-O
That's the thing.
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AstroDev
Wait, hold on. Wait, let me, let me, let me clarify.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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BOAH
Steve.
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AstroDev
I think Steven with a V trash.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
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Steve-O
I agree, I agree 100%.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Only whole too late.
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AstroDev
Yeah. a class yeah
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GREASEDAPOLES
You, Steve, you have the the farthest variance between the shortened
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BOAH
Stefan?
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Steve-O
I have the classy variants of the silly un-classy name.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, 100%. Now, John gets a pass because he doesn't have the H.
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BOAH
oh Man, what's wrong with the H?
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Steve-O
Ooh.
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GREASEDAPOLES
H, pure trash.
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BOAH
It is John Marston.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
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BOAH
It's me John Marston.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Now, there's something about the H for me, just it just white trash.
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AstroDev
Yeah, he's free.
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BOAH
That's with an H.
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AstroDev
He's free trash.
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BOAH
Oh, what I what about Jonathan about Jonathan?
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GREASEDAPOLES
That's why they go. Jonathan is pure class.
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AstroDev
What about Jonathan?
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GREASEDAPOLES
you You kind of get away with,
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BOAH
gr
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GREASEDAPOLES
You get away with with being class on both sides, even the shortened version.
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AstroDev
What about, you know, you don't actually, you you know, it's trash Johnny.
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BOAH
Because it's okay
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GREASEDAPOLES
Johnny's trash.
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AstroDev
No, no.
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Steve-O
Oh, Johnny's trash.
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AstroDev
If you were Johnny, if you said, call me Johnny, I'd be like, how many STDs do you have?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Johnny's pure garbage.
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AstroDev
do you
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
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BOAH
Johnny Lawrence.
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Steve-O
Johnny sizzles!
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AstroDev
Johnny Johnny fucking All right, let's all right, let's put this over with I'll see this over a Devin I
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BOAH
What about ah my nickname when I was a kid? It was John John. What about that? but John John.
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GREASEDAPOLES
That sounds like that's a Kennedy.
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Steve-O
That is a Kennedy, you're right.
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GREASEDAPOLES
That's John jr.
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Steve-O
john John John Kennedy.
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GREASEDAPOLES
That's what he's gone. I gotta give you a little that's class points because they call him John John Leon is Now Devin yours I'm kind of an offense to be honest
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Steve-O
That's classy.
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BOAH
leon kent Leon Kennedy. It's just like Leon Kennedy.
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Steve-O
Leon John John Kennedy.
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BOAH
Trash. It's like, you know what I think of?
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Steve-O
a
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BOAH
Guys, you know what you know I think of when somebody says Devin? I think of like ah like a tower of truck tires with ah that have a fire have a fire coming out of the hole.
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Steve-O
Now now hold on now hold on John John John can I ask you something now did Devin now did Devin the name give you that image or did Devin the person give that to Devin the name
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GREASEDAPOLES
fire
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BOAH
ah
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BOAH
well well maybe Maybe knowing Devin the person just automatically Puts that way just like how Daniel Radcliffe is automatically in my head when somebody says Harry Potter, you know
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Steve-O
you
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Steve-O
Yeah, Devin, there was a point where I was like, Devin, that's a really classy name.
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GREASEDAPOLES
It kind of is though.
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Steve-O
And then there was a point where you kind of shit your pants in a room we were all in. And I was like, that is a trashy name now. You have ruined that name for.
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GREASEDAPOLES
may guys may I may I get now give me give me some rope here give me some rope here I think Devin is a name you put on something that is trashy in hopes that it will be classy that's I think what what
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AstroDev
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on.
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BOAH
ah
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BOAH
a
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AstroDev
Wait, wait.
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AstroDev
Hold on. I just want to say, I i want to say, wait, I legitimately want to say,
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Steve-O
Oh.
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Steve-O
oh
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BOAH
she
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AstroDev
No, wait, I legitimately want to say up until Chris spoke, I just muted.
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BOAH
lord
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AstroDev
I just turned my mic down or I just turned the headphones down in the last like minute because I was like, I'm not even going to entertain this.
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BOAH
Why?
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BOAH
So you didn't hear what we said?
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AstroDev
I turned it up.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You need to hear what I said.
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AstroDev
No, no, I heard what Chris said.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Well, I said it plainly.
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AstroDev
No, no, I turned it up and I heard what Chris said. But everything before that, I was like, I'm not even bothered like.
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Steve-O
He's not even taking it!
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BOAH
Oh, you didn't hear what I said?
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AstroDev
No, no, you know what?
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GREASEDAPOLES
he like John equated your name to a tire fire.
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AstroDev
I can turn it up and I can turn like and that, that, that, bad that, that, that, that, that, that, that fire parts. Like I was like, I'm not bothering.
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BOAH
That's what you knew.
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AstroDev
I'm not bothering dude.
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BOAH
That's what you knew. So Devan says let's get this over with and then fucking turns his headphone volume down.
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AstroDev
I fucking knew.
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Steve-O
egypt chris Chris told me he's been laughing behind my back for years.
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AstroDev
Yeah. I guess what it sounds like I was very right to do that.
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BOAH
Why?
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AstroDev
and Oh yeah.
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BOAH
We said good things too in the beginning.
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AstroDev
Yeah.
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Steve-O
I say classy name, I say classy name.
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AstroDev
Uh-huh.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I kind of, I think it is a classy name, but it's given.
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BOAH
I think it's classier with an eye. Devin with an eye. Devin.
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Steve-O
Never with an I.
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GREASEDAPOLES
oh
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BOAH
Devin.
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AstroDev
Wait, what about a Y?
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BOAH
Yeah, Devin.
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AstroDev
Maybe YM.
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Steve-O
No, you can't, you can't, you can't bring this.
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GREASEDAPOLES
o
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Steve-O
You can't, you can't.
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GREASEDAPOLES
yeah yeah but Where would you put the Y?
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Steve-O
No, too many, too many adding wise to names.
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BOAH
Devin. Devin. Devin.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Where the O is?
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BOAH
Devin.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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AstroDev
yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Steve-O
You added river.
Culture, Media Trends, and Gaming
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AstroDev
That's how most people spell my name when they meet me.
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BOAH
Devin.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Are you fucking serious?
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AstroDev
Yeah. Yeah. Because like they they I don't look like a Devon. Like, let's be honest.
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Steve-O
Oh, divan.
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AstroDev
And that's.
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BOAH
evo when you say it like that.
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AstroDev
Yeah, everyone. Everyone goes, oh, Devon.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Well, Devan is the bully from Friday.
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AstroDev
Yeah. No, dude, literally, literally, though, I say I go like in school.
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Steve-O
Also, one of the Dudley's.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yes, sir.
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AstroDev
Right. In the beginning of the year or if there's a substitute teacher, they'd say Devon and then look at somebody that just wasn't me. And I'd be like, hi.
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AstroDev
And they're like, OK. And then I would.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, you're a Devan, nevermind.
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AstroDev
Yeah, OK, my bad.
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Steve-O
oh Oh, you mean Devan.
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AstroDev
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Devan?
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AstroDev
Oh, no, even.
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Steve-O
Devan.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You've been pretty cool.
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Steve-O
Steven, sit next to Steven! And that's how we met.
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BOAH
That's so.
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GREASEDAPOLES
All right, I'm glad we got that out of the way, because it's been...
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AstroDev
Yeah, I think I got all of these systems.
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GREASEDAPOLES
that It's been really sick with me for a long time.
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Steve-O
Yeah, I've um've learned so much.
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BOAH
and
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GREASEDAPOLES
I got one more thing to say about Steve Steeves. The name of a person that you try to hurry up to fix something in your house.
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AstroDev
but
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BOAH
Steve, come on, come on, Steve, let's go.
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AstroDev
Steve, come on.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You're like... Steve, I hope you've been here for two hours.
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Steve-O
Steve, I need you out in 30.
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BOAH
Yeah.
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Steve-O
I have to go to a dinner with my family.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's it, I'm done.
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BOAH
Steve, chop chop.
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Steve-O
You're right.
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BOAH
Steve, chop, chop. Come on, let's go.
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Steve-O
Steve, chop, chop.
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AstroDev
Yeah, hurry up.
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BOAH
We all got all day.
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Steve-O
I just imagine Chris, just whenever I would walk away, he'd go, see ya, Stevie.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I did that out of respect.
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Steve-O
Hey, everybody, Steve's coming.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, well then I then i knew I was gassing you.
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Steve-O
And I was walking over, I'd be like, I think Chris likes me.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yes.
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Steve-O
I'll ask if I can sit near him near lunchtime.
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AstroDev
a stone
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I like you. It's my response most of the time.
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Steve-O
I do not denote sarcasm.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Well, I'm not judging ourselves by our names. Let's judge ah various things that we don't like because most of this is negative. Actually, ah yeah, most of it's negative in these categories, but that's why we saved it for the last because we wanted to, you know, be happy in the beginning and then kind of blast through the bad ones as quickly as we could.
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AstroDev
It is all. Yeah.
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BOAH
Yeah.
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AstroDev
Can I just say most of my votes came in sometime after election day?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, me too.
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AstroDev
Can't tell.
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BOAH
And even most disappointing, geez, they do.
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AstroDev
ah Yeah.
00:11:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. That one was pretty obvious.
00:11:37
AstroDev
What? Oh, yeah.
00:11:39
GREASEDAPOLES
i um So we we have, we have a few negative ones.
00:11:39
BOAH
um
00:11:43
GREASEDAPOLES
We actually, I think it's the first three are negative. So our, well, no, we got, we got best change for the better and most dissipated coming up.
00:11:47
BOAH
They're all negative! Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess.
00:11:52
GREASEDAPOLES
but But what we're starting out with of course is biggest fuck up.
00:11:52
BOAH
yeah
00:11:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Of course I say as in that's obvious, but yes, we're starting out with the biggest fuck up of the year and 2024 and I, I will go first.
00:12:03
AstroDev
for twenty twenty four
00:12:08
GREASEDAPOLES
I, uh, I chose the world.
00:12:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Why would I choose the world? Why would I choose the world? You say, uh, because
00:12:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Throughout history, when countries start to promote more nationalistic ideals and start to build up their military, there tends to be a ah world war, and those are not good for anybody.
00:12:26
AstroDev
for 2024.
00:12:33
GREASEDAPOLES
So that's kind of what's happening a little bit right now. We're seeing a lot of right-wing weirdos winning elections throughout the world, and it's, it We're fucking up.
00:12:49
GREASEDAPOLES
We're fucking up pretty badly. um I hate to start off with this, to be honest, because, you know, it's the one I'm probably gonna have the most energy to explain.
00:12:53
BOAH
Yeah.
00:12:55
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:13:04
GREASEDAPOLES
But unfortunately, that's the way I've seen it over the past couple of years. And it makes me very sad and very scared. But yeah, I chose the world.
00:13:14
BOAH
Yeah. Yeah.
00:13:22
Steve-O
Devon, you wanna go next?
00:13:23
GREASEDAPOLES
You want to follow that up?
00:13:23
AstroDev
Yeah. ah Yeah, actually, John and I picked mostly the same thing. Shades, shades. So Chris went big. I'm going to target it.
00:13:34
AstroDev
I'm going to zero in a little bit. ah My biggest fuck up America, pretty much.
00:13:40
GREASEDAPOLES
That's fair. That's fair.
00:13:40
BOAH
A miracle.
00:13:42
GREASEDAPOLES
It's a good one.
00:13:42
AstroDev
America pretty disappointed overall.
00:13:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Good one.
00:13:46
AstroDev
And if I had to get like super, actually, no, that's that's ah that's next next topic.
00:13:52
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah Yeah, that one is.
00:13:52
AstroDev
But Yeah, no, dude, i just pretty bummed out in general over over some decisions that were made or stolen or you know whatever, right?
00:14:06
AstroDev
Just pretty, seems like pretty.
00:14:07
GREASEDAPOLES
The lights were the lights were a little bright for us.
00:14:09
AstroDev
Yeah, seems like, ah and and you know based off today, it's the 20th Inauguration Day.
00:14:11
BOAH
Yeah.
00:14:17
AstroDev
it Sounds like my fears were founded.
00:14:18
BOAH
Oh, yeah. Now, today's Martin Luther King Day. Come on.
00:14:21
AstroDev
ah Yeah, yeah, my bad, my bad. Yeah, fears so far pretty well found it. So, yeah. America, you're really bumming me out. I feel like you fucked up pretty bad and we're going to be some we're going to be paid for it for a couple of years.
00:14:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Take that, America.
00:14:35
AstroDev
So, yeah, take that, you fucks.
00:14:37
BOAH
Yeah, I mean, I I had a conversation with my, my biggest fault was Americans.
00:14:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, nice.
00:14:44
BOAH
Uh, my, uh, me and my brother-in-law had a, had a conversation the other day of just about everything that's going on.
00:14:46
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:14:51
BOAH
And we were like, like, I came to the conclusion, like when Trump won last time in 2016, I just thought that America was like Americans are just stupid.
00:15:04
BOAH
Like they were just dumb, right? Like, cause obviously he didn't win. the popular vote he won, he just won the electoral college or or whatever, and whatever happened then.
00:15:13
Steve-O
Okay.
00:15:15
BOAH
um It's just like a majority of the people in those swing states were the ones, you know, they were they were just dumb, I thought. I don't think that's the case. I think Americans are just fucking racist, dude.
00:15:28
BOAH
I think they're racist and they're, you know, homophobic and transphobic, like they're everything. And it's like, it's really like, it's horrible.
00:15:33
Steve-O
yeah
00:15:35
GREASEDAPOLES
what i What I find the most fascinating with this but the election in particular was you had Kamala Harris who was trying to turner reach across the aisle and get some Republicans to vote for that were disgusted with Trump.
00:15:49
GREASEDAPOLES
But in reality, those Republicans would never vote for a black woman.
00:15:53
BOAH
Yeah. Yeah.
00:15:55
GREASEDAPOLES
And all it did was alienate the more you know far left group of of the Democrats and they didn't vote. So in in a way it's like, why were you trying to court people that would never vote for you?
00:16:10
BOAH
Yeah.
00:16:11
Steve-O
Yeah. Like, why am I seeing heck in, uh, who was it?
00:16:11
BOAH
Right. Right.
00:16:16
Steve-O
Uh, who did they keep trotting out on stage all the time? Uh, Dick Cheney's wife.
00:16:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh yeah, Liz Cheney.
00:16:22
Steve-O
They kept trying to English Cheney out.
00:16:22
BOAH
Yeah.
00:16:23
Steve-O
And I'm like, why?
00:16:24
GREASEDAPOLES
and they don't Republicans fucking hate her to begin with.
00:16:25
Steve-O
Why are you bringing a Cheney out?
00:16:25
BOAH
yeah they' she's not yeah
00:16:30
GREASEDAPOLES
like And it's just the fact that she was trying hard to get a group of people and it alienated the other group of people I would definitely i would have voted for if she just said, what are two things that were different?
00:16:46
Steve-O
this this This magical contingent of a moderate America that doesn't exist anymore.
00:16:46
BOAH
Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Really?
00:16:48
BOAH
Yeah.
00:16:52
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
00:16:53
Steve-O
it's It doesn't exist. And we're we're recording these invisible people when you have an entire base screaming what they want.
00:16:54
BOAH
Yeah.
00:17:01
GREASEDAPOLES
The way I look at it, like everybody everybody in this country, they they know it has to change. Something has to change. Something is broken, right? It's not working. And the fact is reasonable people don't change things.
00:17:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Reasonable people adapt to whatever environment that they're in.
00:17:21
BOAH
yeah
00:17:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Unreasonable people make the environment adapt to them and they get shit changed.
00:17:26
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:17:27
BOAH
Yeah.
00:17:29
GREASEDAPOLES
And unfortunately, were so misinformed, the majority of Americans, they don't know what change would be the best for America. They just want change.
00:17:39
BOAH
Yeah.
00:17:40
GREASEDAPOLES
And that's what Trump represents, whether you like it or not. It's unfortunate.
00:17:45
BOAH
Now we got billionaires doing Nazi salutes on stage in front of an American flag.
00:17:49
GREASEDAPOLES
The mask is off.
00:17:50
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:17:51
GREASEDAPOLES
The mask is off.
00:17:51
BOAH
like It's I don't know man.
00:17:51
Steve-O
it's
00:17:54
BOAH
We got a fucking WWE Wrestler as the fucking the head of education.
00:18:00
GREASEDAPOLES
No, John, it'll be fine.
00:18:00
BOAH
What else but else what else is going on?
00:18:01
GREASEDAPOLES
um Mel Gibson, John Voight, and Sylvester Stallone are gonna are gonna stop the woke movement.
00:18:05
BOAH
Oh Yeah head of Hollywood or whatever whatever the Yeah, like what they're gonna change all the movies they're gonna change all the movies so that they're good.
00:18:07
Steve-O
out of Hollywood.
00:18:13
GREASEDAPOLES
but three The two washed up actors and the racist director is gonna going to change Hollywood for the better.
00:18:17
BOAH
Oh My god dude
00:18:22
AstroDev
I legitimately thought John Voight passed away, like legitimately.
00:18:26
GREASEDAPOLES
He looks like he did.
00:18:27
AstroDev
I mean, I know, I thought like two years ago.
00:18:29
BOAH
They're missing the one guy. What's his name? James Woods?
00:18:32
GREASEDAPOLES
oh Yeah, well his house burned down and he's running around LA living on the street.
00:18:32
BOAH
They need that guy in there.
00:18:32
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
00:18:35
AstroDev
Yeah, people people kind of feel bad about James Wood currently.
00:18:38
GREASEDAPOLES
I think No, no, no, no nobody feels bad about Jesus Everybody he literally He literally went on the same was like it's not funny to make fun of somebody who lost their house No, people hate that guy's guts
00:18:39
AstroDev
And they're like, oh, this house.
00:18:40
BOAH
Why? Because he's a racist piece of shit asshole?
00:18:40
AstroDev
now
00:18:44
AstroDev
Well, I think he was.
00:18:44
BOAH
Like, what the fuck?
00:18:45
Steve-O
You can't make me feel bad for James Woods.
00:18:45
BOAH
oh Oh man, he lost his house? Aw, poor thing.
00:18:54
AstroDev
yeah I think, no, I'm saying because he was the, I think he was the first guy that was like, uh, I lost my house burned down and also my insurance company randomly removed it.
00:19:00
BOAH
Good. oh Oh, man, that really sucks.
00:19:04
BOAH
That really sucks. Good.
00:19:04
AstroDev
And everybody went, wait, wait, what are they doing?
00:19:05
AstroDev
that And then.
00:19:07
BOAH
Oh, man. It's such a shame, dude.
00:19:10
Steve-O
i yeah I can't feel bad for someone who lost a home.
00:19:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, exactly.
00:19:14
Steve-O
I feel bad for someone who loses their home, not someone who loses a home.
00:19:19
BOAH
Oh, my god.
Gaming Industry Critique
00:19:21
GREASEDAPOLES
He was crying though, so that's that's how you know we were evil for being a phone.
00:19:24
BOAH
Listen, man. I don't know.
00:19:24
AstroDev
I actually did I'll be honest.
00:19:26
AstroDev
I think his house like I think he found that it didn't burn down I'm not it Yeah, wait James Woods house
00:19:31
Steve-O
Wow, so he's just doing a, he's doing a ah Chinese psyop on us.
00:19:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, a Republican playing the victim. I am so surprised.
00:19:40
BOAH
You know what? Hey guys, as long as eggs are under two dollars, like we're all good, right? Everything will just come together.
00:19:47
Steve-O
Hey, if the rumors are true, if the rumors are true, Grand Theft Auto $600.
00:19:47
GREASEDAPOLES
and
00:19:47
BOAH
That's mean.
00:19:52
BOAH
Oh no, this is what you voted for America.
00:19:53
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
00:19:55
Steve-O
This is what you voted for.
00:19:56
BOAH
This is what you fucking wanted.
00:19:57
GREASEDAPOLES
vote hundred dollars eta six that won't come out for
00:19:59
BOAH
You wanted GTA to be a hundred dollars.
00:20:02
GREASEDAPOLES
four years
00:20:04
BOAH
yeah Yeah, where's my head of video game? Where's the the video games department of change?
00:20:09
AstroDev
ah Oh, it's sorry.
00:20:09
BOAH
Where's those guys at?
00:20:10
Steve-O
Oh, but who had headed up though?
00:20:10
AstroDev
It's James Woods. james
00:20:12
Steve-O
No, no, it would be that guy.
00:20:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Jeez.
00:20:13
Steve-O
You were, you were all about John, the guy who made all those fake videos for IGN.
00:20:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Neuchin? Neuchin Phil Neuchin?
00:20:18
BOAH
oh Philip mucin.
00:20:19
Steve-O
Yeah, Philip, you said you would be in charge of that.
00:20:19
BOAH
Oh man. Oh Good lord Here ah let me give you Let me give you let me give you guys a little bit perspective here because and there's like a ah pretty popular ah Fighting game tournament in Chicago coming up.
00:20:24
GREASEDAPOLES
I was going to say the guy that ran up at the game awards and said, oh god.
00:20:27
AstroDev
Oh, that.
00:20:27
Steve-O
oh Oh, Bill Clinton.
00:20:29
GREASEDAPOLES
I can't.
00:20:29
Steve-O
ah
00:20:38
BOAH
I think it's this weekend or next weekend. The discourse is so bad that the fucking the quote unquote marginalized right wingers of the fighting game community are so afraid of going to an event like this that there are people telling them to bring guns to protect themselves.
00:20:50
AstroDev
Whoa.
00:20:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Do you know why, John? John, do you know why?
00:20:58
BOAH
This is what this is what the discourse is like a fighting game tournament.
00:21:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, do you know the the context of that is the biggest immigration rates are going to start in Chicago and they're going to start Tuesday.
00:21:06
Steve-O
Yeah, the ice raids.
00:21:07
BOAH
Oh, man.
00:21:09
GREASEDAPOLES
There's going to be violence by Tuesday night.
00:21:12
AstroDev
Oh fun.
00:21:12
BOAH
Oh, God, anyway,
00:21:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Like whatever's going on there. I don't know when it's going to happen, but that's probably,
00:21:17
BOAH
Yeah, they're telling these people that fucking press buttons for a living to bring fucking guns to protect themselves. And it's just like, no, just fucking just go play fucking more combat.
00:21:27
AstroDev
Morning combat, bro.
00:21:28
BOAH
That's all you got to do.
00:21:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Whoa.
00:21:29
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:21:29
BOAH
You know, just go fucking play more combat and fucking.
00:21:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Just dribble, just dribble the ball, guys. Just dribble your ball.
00:21:33
AstroDev
Sharpen dribble, dude.
00:21:33
BOAH
Yeah.
00:21:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Shut up and dribble. That's all I say.
00:21:36
BOAH
Just like I'm just like, that's what's going on right now. And the funny thing is, that's what people are talking about, whether or not they should bring guns to an event because they feel threatened by threatened by the radical left.
00:21:43
GREASEDAPOLES
That's awful.
00:21:45
BOAH
Like that's that's. That's what it is, dude. Oh, man.
00:21:50
AstroDev
woof
00:21:50
BOAH
Yeah, but yeah, that's the little guy. That's the ah stuff you don't see at CNN, the shit that's going on.
00:21:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
00:21:56
BOAH
It's is it's it's it gets deep into the roots of of shit like this now. So.
00:22:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it's insidious, man. It's everywhere.
00:22:01
BOAH
It's crazy.
00:22:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, wow. So Steve, you picked concord?
00:22:07
Steve-O
ah yeah yeah
00:22:08
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:22:10
Steve-O
I originally picked it cause I was like, you know, this would be a funny thing if I just put Concord in here.
00:22:12
BOAH
I got to be different.
00:22:17
Steve-O
I mean, I gotta say, I guess, you know, if they looked at how America was running and they saw two weeks of that, they'd shut it down too. um But ah yeah, I mean, Concord right now, AAA, a big major game.
00:22:31
BOAH
was it $400, $500 million dollar game?
00:22:31
Steve-O
game as a service, huge, massive, too big to fail, failed.
00:22:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh my God.
00:22:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Was it really $500 million?
00:22:37
Steve-O
Two weeks, they they did they did the run two weeks.
00:22:38
GREASEDAPOLES
dollars
00:22:41
Steve-O
And then they said, you know, rather than be like, this is a free to play game now, they just shut it down. And this, and you know, keep in mind, like, you know, the the marketing wasn't great for this game.
00:22:47
BOAH
Yeah. they yeah you didn't ask that That was the right move, though. right That was the right move to just take it down, right?
00:22:53
Steve-O
Nobody really had the interest for this. This was one of those things. They banked too big on it and they didn't actually see if anybody was actually interested in what they were trying to put out.
00:22:57
BOAH
like
00:23:03
BOAH
Because anthem Anthem stuck around for for for a minute.
00:23:07
Steve-O
Anthem stuck around, Avengers stuck around.
00:23:07
BOAH
After that, that game failed.
00:23:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:23:09
GREASEDAPOLES
There were some ah there's some cognitive dissonance going on because they they released an episode of that show.
00:23:16
Steve-O
They did.
00:23:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Secret Secret Level.
00:23:17
Steve-O
Secret level, yeah.
00:23:17
GREASEDAPOLES
That was a concord based like they thought it was going to be popular or something.
00:23:20
Steve-O
Well, the interesting thing about ah Concord, Chris, was at the beginning of every week, there would be like a little episodic short they would play to like kind of explain the the Concord storyline.
00:23:21
GREASEDAPOLES
like
00:23:33
Steve-O
And they have like several of these already in the tank. The gaming universe only got to see two. So there are all these like little cut scenes that just, that they didn't get.
00:23:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Oof. Shelf?
00:23:45
Steve-O
They just shelf because they just were like, we're just packing this game up.
00:23:47
AstroDev
Oh no, we never got the lure.
00:23:48
Steve-O
People who bought it just, they refunded like,
00:23:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Did they look good? Did you watch any of them?
00:23:53
Steve-O
None. I didn't watch any because that's the thing. I just didn't care. It it just didn't interest me. And I think a lot of people were like, oh, man, come on. Come on. Don't do put D on games. But it's like they say that about every game now. Like every game is that the the main reason for this was it just wasn't interesting. It felt like bargain basement Guardians of the Galaxy. And you can't tell me that hero shooters aren't popular in the same year Marvel Rivals came out.
00:24:21
Steve-O
and took the crown from Overwatch, so yeah.
00:24:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it's almost even worse that that is successful.
00:24:26
Steve-O
I think it's just it's just one.
00:24:26
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:24:28
Steve-O
It was kind of like a thing people didn't care about. It kind of just came out. It was $40.
00:24:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:24:35
Steve-O
People don't want to like try something and to see if they like it for $40 anymore. they They need that free to play taste if they're going to get into a games as a service, I think. um Yeah.
00:24:45
BOAH
Our game services might be just like a dead concept now. What do you think?
00:24:46
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:24:50
Steve-O
It's it's so rare.
00:24:51
BOAH
It's getting there.
00:24:51
Steve-O
It's so rare for one of these to hit because everybody wants it Yeah I mean
00:24:52
BOAH
It's getting there.
00:24:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Seems like it seems like it does have a little bit of a better foothold when it starts is free. When it starts free, you know, like.
00:25:01
AstroDev
Yeah. I mean, it's almost mandatory that they're free at this point because like, yeah, otherwise you'll get concord. Oh, you're like, Oh, um, yeah, I don't care. Like, why, why would I spend money on this?
00:25:14
Steve-O
I say it's the biggest fuck up, but it might end up being the thing that saves modern Sony.
00:25:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Mm.
00:25:19
Steve-O
Because after this week where they were like, hey, we canceled all our games of a service that we had planned, like the God of War live service game by Blue Point, and then there was another one.
00:25:19
GREASEDAPOLES
o
00:25:21
BOAH
interesting
00:25:30
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:25:30
BOAH
Interesting And what if that was gonna be godlike though, come on Yeah, I know would have been trash But then when you would have bought it right you would have bought it at least right you owe it to Kratos to buy that shit, right?
00:25:31
Steve-O
ah
00:25:33
AstroDev
Oh, it wouldn't have been.
00:25:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Maybe,
00:25:37
Steve-O
you would You would have tried like a game or two.
00:25:43
AstroDev
I mean, honestly, probably, probably.
00:25:43
GREASEDAPOLES
I would, I would like to think that their gaming department with the purchase of the, that new company Katagawa, maybe they're starting to realize that arbitrary, just that, you know, that one, um, maybe they're starting to think that single player games are where they're going to make their money.
00:25:51
BOAH
That new company that that arbitrary company that they bought as nice nice one Just snuck you snuck that in there Chris, you know that one company they bought As they release a game as a service Elden ring this year you say that as they do that so, you know I'm just saying I'm just saying well
00:26:05
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:26:06
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:26:09
GREASEDAPOLES
and elber ring is is a fucking It's a cash register, man. I don't know what you want me to say. they know They know if they establish an IP, they can release a games as a service.
00:26:19
BOAH
well they Hey, this is the thing. I mean, we'll see. I mean, PlayStation was my biggest for something kill of the year. Yes. Like maybe that's what with all they're going to announce. They're going to announce some shit. When is it March 2nd or something, Devin? The fucking emergency state of play that we're getting.
00:26:43
Steve-O
Wait, they called an emergency data play?
00:26:45
BOAH
No, no, they didn't call it an emergency.
00:26:46
Steve-O
Oh, I love the idea that they were like, yo, we need to call an emergency meeting.
00:26:48
BOAH
I'm calling it an emergency. Oh, Devin's offline.
00:26:51
Steve-O
Oh, I see Devin's offline.
00:26:51
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
00:26:52
BOAH
I haven't got.
00:26:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Uh-oh, Devin got really upset about that.
00:26:55
Steve-O
Oh, Devin, are you okay?
00:26:56
BOAH
Oh, he's dead. Is he dead? Oh, he's coming back.
00:26:58
Steve-O
You here?
00:26:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:26:58
BOAH
Is he back?
00:26:58
Steve-O
You back?
00:26:59
BOAH
He's back.
00:27:00
AstroDev
yeah Back him back.
00:27:00
GREASEDAPOLES
You back?
00:27:01
BOAH
All right, he's back.
00:27:02
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:27:02
BOAH
Yeah, I was asking you, Devin, like, when when is that emergency state of play that they an announced?
00:27:06
AstroDev
Oh, ah February, I think.
00:27:07
BOAH
Sony.
00:27:08
AstroDev
Yeah, that's the
00:27:08
BOAH
Woo. And I'm saying, man, maybe we'll see a turn of the new leaf.
00:27:09
GREASEDAPOLES
love
00:27:13
BOAH
We're going to be like, they're going to be like, yo, get PlayStation game pass on PC now if you want.
00:27:18
AstroDev
Yeah. Yeah. And you know what?
00:27:21
BOAH
And Bloodborne remastered.
00:27:22
AstroDev
I don't know. I don't know about that, dude.
00:27:23
BOAH
We're going to get that.
00:27:25
GREASEDAPOLES
They're going to say three words, but born $5 and they're going to walk up the stage.
00:27:27
Steve-O
Yo, know I buy butthorn.
00:27:29
GREASEDAPOLES
They're going to walk off the stage.
00:27:29
AstroDev
But born for $5 and it's just Minecraft bloodborne.
00:27:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Yep. He's going to, it's going to drop the mic.
00:27:32
Steve-O
Butthorn, $5.
00:27:33
BOAH
Hell yeah.
00:27:34
Steve-O
um
00:27:34
GREASEDAPOLES
He's going to drop the mic and walk off the stage.
00:27:35
BOAH
Hell yeah, brother.
00:27:35
AstroDev
Yeah, but yeah, I think ah I forgot what I was gonna say. Fuck. um Yeah, no, it's gonna be it's gonna be great.
00:27:46
AstroDev
It's gonna be great guys.
00:27:46
GREASEDAPOLES
We're all excited and we can't wait for Sony to announce another play, you know, live service game that nobody plays.
00:27:47
BOAH
yeah
00:27:53
AstroDev
and And I remember and this point just you you I think you kind of mentioned it like ah they're basic, you know, all of Herman Holtz is work and by work, I mean his mandates about Really pushing hard for these free play games You know, right they were like ah oh Yeah, we're gonna put out like eight games eight ah You know games as a service Thanks, and everybody was like I don't
00:27:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Except for Nyrane.
00:28:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Hermann Holtz.
00:28:23
AstroDev
Oh, this just seemed like a great idea. And then, uh, and then we've had L divers, concord, and then like four canceled games.
00:28:33
Steve-O
There's that one bank robbing game, I think, where you're in math.
00:28:33
AstroDev
So, Oh God, no, dude.
00:28:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Payday!
00:28:38
Steve-O
it No, it's not payday, but it's a a it's basically the premise of payday, I think.
00:28:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Nah, payday.
00:28:42
AstroDev
Yeah. Yeah. That's another one.
00:28:43
BOAH
Grand Theft Auto 6, right?
00:28:44
AstroDev
That's like, is anyone Oh God, what is it?
00:28:45
BOAH
That's the one you talk about.
00:28:47
Steve-O
No, forget what it was called.
00:28:49
AstroDev
Yeah. Wait, bank.
00:28:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, payday.
00:28:50
AstroDev
I mean,
00:28:51
Steve-O
But like, keep in mind, this is after the the fake Splatoon game failed.
00:28:52
AstroDev
yeah
00:28:53
BOAH
Yeah.
00:28:54
Steve-O
This is after the driving all-stars combat thing failed.
00:28:56
AstroDev
ah yeah
00:29:00
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:29:00
Steve-O
Like, they keep trying for this this mythical first-party games as a service of game.
00:29:02
AstroDev
Yeah, no, it's, it's just not going to go well. Yeah. It's, uh, I don't know. Yeah. Fair games. That was it. A competitive based experience.
00:29:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, you know, if they keep making them, we'll keep laughing at them. And that's part of the fun too, right?
00:29:16
Steve-O
Yeah, you know what? They're giving us content for next year's Biggest Fuck Up, so.
00:29:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Just always laugh.
00:29:21
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:29:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Just for the less.
00:29:21
AstroDev
like It's like, frankly, fair games is going to come out. No one's going to play it. And that should be the end of that experiment.
00:29:28
Steve-O
Dude, we can't even remember the name of it. Fair Games sounds like it's some weird carnival game for the Wii.
00:29:32
AstroDev
Now, do they wear monkey mask? Remember?
00:29:36
Steve-O
Like Watch Dogs Legion?
00:29:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Also sounds like some weird thing
00:29:36
AstroDev
No, it does.
Movies and Horror Film Criticisms
00:29:39
GREASEDAPOLES
that Trump passes to legalize sexual harassment.
00:29:42
AstroDev
Oh.
00:29:42
GREASEDAPOLES
the fair game wall won't be surprised of course
00:29:42
Steve-O
Fair Games! We're putting the Fair Game Law into Act!
00:29:49
Steve-O
I'm gonna send everyone to an island who are gonna play the Fair Games!
00:29:55
AstroDev
So speaking of, do we want to go to net most disappointing? Yes. Man, ah almost a flop, a flip. No concord here, but ah I don't know if there's really much else to say here. I'll just say this most disappointing for me specifically, I put Americans and primarily it's it's kind of how everyone, not everyone, but it's kind of how a lot of people acted right after the election, where it's just like a weird unnecessary rubbing in the face.
00:30:31
AstroDev
And now people feel like, Oh, now I can go up to somebody and be just like blatantly horrible. And who cares, right?
00:30:37
BOAH
Yeah.
00:30:38
AstroDev
Because like we won, right? So now we can now we can say this and that and yeah.
00:30:40
BOAH
We won, baby.
00:30:41
GREASEDAPOLES
i should Well, me and Steve chose, we chose the landmass and we're disappointed that it hasn't grown double its size yet.
00:30:43
BOAH
Take America back.
00:30:50
BOAH
Or sunk into the ocean.
00:30:51
AstroDev
Oh, wait, wait.
00:30:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:30:52
AstroDev
So, so your mad Trump hasn't taken over Canada yet.
00:30:54
GREASEDAPOLES
No, no, me and Steve think that the giant mass that is America should have grown double its size this year and it didn't and
00:31:04
Steve-O
I'm really disappointed in the size of our country's penis, aka Florida. I think we should, yeah, we should just drag Cuba onto it.
00:31:08
GREASEDAPOLES
That should have gotten way bigger.
00:31:13
Steve-O
You know, really just...
00:31:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Pull as much landmass onto the the head of that.
00:31:15
AstroDev
Hey, is that that thing near the, the Gulf of America? Is that what we're talking about?
00:31:19
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, that's that thing in the Gulf of America.
00:31:20
BOAH
all them Oh my god, could you imagine dude?
00:31:22
GREASEDAPOLES
to
00:31:23
BOAH
Is he gonna change the name of like the Atlantic Ocean to the American Ocean too?
00:31:24
AstroDev
forgotten
00:31:27
AstroDev
Oh, man, you know what, dude?
00:31:28
BOAH
Like ah is he gonna do that?
00:31:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, of course.
00:31:28
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:31:29
GREASEDAPOLES
ah After he buys Greenland, of course he is.
00:31:32
AstroDev
You mean by?
00:31:32
Steve-O
What does he change the name of Greenland to?
00:31:34
AstroDev
What do you mean? You mean conquer. Come on, Chris.
00:31:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Greenland called called me go called making Greenland. That's what it's gonna be called.
00:31:40
Steve-O
Making green lane.
00:31:41
AstroDev
making them green Making them greenbacks, dude. Let's go, baby.
00:31:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, no, it's very disappointing.
00:31:49
AstroDev
Yeah, super, super bums. Can you tell when we wrote these?
00:31:54
Steve-O
I mean, you did you I mean, this is just a constant feeling like Devin, you're so right.
00:31:54
GREASEDAPOLES
we
00:31:57
Steve-O
It feels like people are just meaner now.
00:32:01
AstroDev
Yeah, or or there's...
00:32:01
Steve-O
Like,
00:32:01
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm kind of meaner. I can tell you that.
00:32:02
AstroDev
yeah Listen, i can I can only say this is very specific, but...
00:32:03
Steve-O
No, but i'm I'm saying that too, because it's like the way that it's getting pushed, it's like you're just going to push right back. So it's just, you know.
00:32:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I'm more confrontational.
00:32:17
AstroDev
The day after the election, I was in the dog park and, you know, you know, people, you have your little crew in the dog park and we're hanging out. And then this guy it kept driving in circles with a megaphone and just kept yelling at everyone, calling them liberal idiots and this that the other.
00:32:36
GREASEDAPOLES
What?
00:32:37
AstroDev
Yeah, it's the day after.
00:32:37
BOAH
Oh god.
00:32:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Really?
00:32:38
AstroDev
And he's just screaming at people with dogs. And he's like, you fucking liberal losers. And it's like, dude, who cares that who cares that much?
00:32:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, I do think that he was right in targeting the dog park.
00:32:50
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:32:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Cause this is mostly liberals there with their dogs.
00:32:53
AstroDev
I mean, I guess, but it's like, really mostly liberals own dogs, I guess.
00:32:55
GREASEDAPOLES
But other than that, that guy's a dickhead.
00:33:00
GREASEDAPOLES
No, they go to dog parks with their dogs.
00:33:00
AstroDev
and Yeah.
00:33:00
Steve-O
Nah.
00:33:02
AstroDev
Like it was so weird.
00:33:04
BOAH
Oh my god.
00:33:04
AstroDev
It was like, Oh, okay.
00:33:06
Steve-O
You actually take care of that creature?
00:33:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Exactly.
00:33:09
Steve-O
You don't have him fighting in a pit?
00:33:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:33:11
AstroDev
You don't have it just chained up in the backyard with a metal sparked leash.
00:33:14
GREASEDAPOLES
That's my point.
00:33:15
AstroDev
Yeah. I guess though, but I'm like, Uh, bro. And then I don't know. And listen, it's like, yeah.
00:33:21
GREASEDAPOLES
That's terrible, Devin.
00:33:22
Steve-O
That's awful.
00:33:23
AstroDev
No. Yeah. It was like the day after. And I was like, Oh, so looking forward to all of this for, for extended period time. and yeah And listen, I get it. It's the internet. If you're looking for something, you're probably going to find it, but it is.
00:33:36
AstroDev
It's become a lot more common or you just open up something and some guys like, Hey, well you there's a country you need to go back to. And it's not this one. And some guys like, I was born in Seattle, fuck face, like living alone.
00:33:48
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:33:48
AstroDev
And it's just like, Oh, cool.
00:33:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, at this point it probably would be, probably would be good idea to get the hell out of here as soon as possible.
00:33:50
BOAH
Yeah, that's how it is.
00:33:55
GREASEDAPOLES
So yeah, that's going to be America too.
00:33:55
AstroDev
Go where, go where Greenland? Sorry. America to Canada. Sorry.
00:34:02
Steve-O
Sorry America, bro.
00:34:03
AstroDev
America tumor growth. Yeah, mayor America PS Pro, dude.
00:34:05
GREASEDAPOLES
51st state.
00:34:06
Steve-O
but
00:34:07
GREASEDAPOLES
51st state. Yeah.
00:34:10
BOAH
Uh.
00:34:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Um, yeah, it's looking pretty bleak out there, but, um, what are you going to do?
00:34:13
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:34:15
GREASEDAPOLES
You're going to keep living.
00:34:15
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:34:16
GREASEDAPOLES
You're going to, Keep fighting and keep helping people when you can.
00:34:21
GREASEDAPOLES
That's... Don't let...
00:34:21
Steve-O
Don't let people give you shit.
00:34:22
Steve-O
Like even if they try to take your stuff, if they try to destroy your freedoms, fight back.
00:34:22
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
00:34:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, we're not fucking pussy-ass Germans. We're not gonna let the Nazis roll over us. I know that much. So, stand up for yourself. That's all.
00:34:35
AstroDev
and Listen the soapbox is off we're we're trying to have some more fun here because You can tell we got it out of our systems by the third by the third ah category here Which is really I don't know are we are we?
00:34:50
AstroDev
Killing the lead here or burying the lead with kill of the year should we wait?
00:34:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, what do you mean?
00:34:54
Steve-O
No, no, because you know what? We're getting rid of all the the the things that are frustrating.
00:34:56
AstroDev
Okay, now that you're right you're right you're right well Yeah, well
00:34:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, the diatrice, the debris of the year.
00:34:58
Steve-O
Nasty.
00:35:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Let's get it all out of the way.
00:35:02
Steve-O
And then the Phoenix rises after this.
00:35:04
AstroDev
So we'll probably just rename this to, uh, yeah, we'll probably rename kill the year to just America of the year, uh, next year, but, uh, yeah, but kill of the year worst of the worst, the worst thing.
00:35:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Yay. Sorry, excuse me.
00:35:11
Steve-O
ah Most patriotic.
00:35:18
AstroDev
And again, soapbox is is seemingly fully removed here. Uh, I'll go first because why not? Um, I saw a lot of bad movies this year.
00:35:30
AstroDev
I watched a lot of bad TV shows. I have opinions about some shows I just recently watched, but oh, sort of.
00:35:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Hey, nice.
00:35:40
AstroDev
ah
00:35:40
Steve-O
Sorry, I thought that was a drum roll, I'm sorry.
00:35:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that was a good joke, though, so.
00:35:43
AstroDev
Yeah. And listen, I didn't see Madam Web. I didn't see Craven. I saw Joker, too. But, you know, it was way worse than that movie was Venom, The Last Dance.
00:35:56
AstroDev
Easily easily Joker to at least look nice. You know, there was some things.
00:36:02
GREASEDAPOLES
i I agree with you, Devin, that's also not my kill of the year.
00:36:04
AstroDev
Yeah, it's it's like a yeah. ah But Venom, The Last Dance was a movie. that one is like, hey, how can we get away with not having Venom in the movie?
00:36:17
AstroDev
And then two, when he is in it, let's make it very boring to the point where I fall asleep in the theater.
00:36:23
Steve-O
You fell asleep?
00:36:23
AstroDev
Like I fell asleep during one of like the three action scenes, by the way. It was like the big one.
00:36:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Whoa, I've never, I haven't fallen asleep in a movie in a long time.
00:36:30
AstroDev
And dude, it's, yeah, it was pretty bad.
00:36:34
Steve-O
Devin, you rarely, if ever, fall asleep during movies.
00:36:36
AstroDev
I know.
00:36:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah.
00:36:38
AstroDev
I fall asleep during, there's, there's three ones that come to mind immediately.
00:36:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Pretty rare for any of us.
00:36:44
AstroDev
The first one was the first one I've ever fallen asleep to. And that's wild, wild West. Uh, second one, ah dude, honestly, I was in and out.
00:36:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Did you see, you didn't see the big spider?
00:36:55
AstroDev
I was in and out.
00:36:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh no.
00:36:56
Steve-O
I fell asleep during um Hunger Games part two, but I woke up just in time for the Hunger Games, so I was really excited about that.
00:36:59
AstroDev
Yes, you did. You also. Yeah.
00:37:02
GREASEDAPOLES
I'll do what the aspect ratio changes. That's the best part of the movie.
00:37:04
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:37:06
AstroDev
Yeah, a second movie I fell asleep during, which is kind of not really an excuse, but I saw Gretel and Hansel, this this weird horror movie at like 11 o'clock at night in like fucking northern PA by myself.
00:37:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh boy.
00:37:22
Steve-O
Why'd you do that?
00:37:22
AstroDev
And I.
00:37:23
Steve-O
What'd you do this for?
00:37:24
AstroDev
I was I was leaving work and I was in the area and I was like, I kind of want to see this movie. I've heard good things and like.
00:37:29
GREASEDAPOLES
That's a Jeremy Renek. Right. Right.
00:37:32
AstroDev
I think, yeah, it it wasn't that good and I was snoring.
00:37:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Right. What is his name?
00:37:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Jeremy Renner. Excuse me.
00:37:37
AstroDev
I was, no, no, no, no, no. This is like, this is like a weird horror movie.
00:37:38
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
00:37:42
GREASEDAPOLES
What? Wait, it's not the action movie.
00:37:43
AstroDev
Yeah, Gretel Hansel. No, no, no, no. This is Gretel and Hansel with sovi Sophia Lillis.
00:37:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Whoa, what the fuck is that?
00:37:52
AstroDev
ah She was, well, she's from um it. She was the young redhead girl.
00:37:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I know. I know her.
00:37:56
AstroDev
Oh.
00:37:57
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm just i'm trying to remember this movie.
00:37:58
AstroDev
Yeah. Osgood Perkins, uh, direct.
00:38:00
GREASEDAPOLES
What?
00:38:01
AstroDev
Yeah. Yeah. It's not, it wasn't terrible, I think, but it also wasn't that good. Uh, dude, I was snoring and there were like four other people in the theater with me and I felt kind of bad.
00:38:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Osgood Perkins directed it?
00:38:13
AstroDev
Yes.
00:38:14
GREASEDAPOLES
What the fuck?
00:38:15
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:38:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Is this in a different reality?
00:38:18
AstroDev
I'm pretty sure. Wait, let me double check.
00:38:20
Steve-O
Yeah, you woke up in the bad timeline, Chris.
00:38:20
AstroDev
Yeah. Yeah. Osgood Perkins director.
00:38:21
Steve-O
Sorry.
00:38:22
GREASEDAPOLES
What the hell is going on here?
00:38:22
Steve-O
we brought you We brought you in from the good one.
00:38:25
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:38:26
Steve-O
We need you to save the world.
00:38:28
AstroDev
It's just like it was so it was one of those movies where like he was really quiet and like there's just a lot of like staring and like vibes and it was just like was not conducive to me.
00:38:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay. Atmospheric.
00:38:40
AstroDev
Staying awake. Yeah. And I was like. Like I was doing that weird nose thing basically back in. I'll just leave apnea and everywhere. ah Yeah.
00:38:51
AstroDev
And venom, the last dance, which is not fucking good at all.
00:38:55
GREASEDAPOLES
where when When did you fall asleep? First, second act, third act, we're, yeah.
00:38:58
AstroDev
Well, a venom, ah it was probably near the crushche like the start of the second act.
00:39:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
00:39:06
AstroDev
It's like, you know, in the trailer where he like venom horse, like the venom horse that that whole.
00:39:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay, so you got through the first action set piece and then you were out.
00:39:14
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:39:14
Steve-O
Did you see the dance?
00:39:16
AstroDev
Yes, this is very stupid because because the whole movie, wait. So the whole movie is like he can't become venom because if he does, that's when the bad guy can zero in on his location.
00:39:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Mm, of course, we can't be better!
00:39:30
AstroDev
So he can't do it right. And he can only do it under extreme circumstances, which is like the venom horse and all that fucking dumb stuff. Right. So he's he finds himself in in Vegas.
00:39:41
AstroDev
And then he's like, we can't be venom, bla blah, blah, blah.
00:39:46
AstroDev
Yeah. And then it's oddly good impersonation.
00:39:50
GREASEDAPOLES
I've seen the movies, Evan.
00:39:51
AstroDev
Yeah. And then he does. ah he He sees Mrs. Chen, the gag, the gag bodega lady ah in the other movies. And she's just like for whatever reason, like is just the high roller in this Vegas casino. And he's like, Eddie, we need to do a dance with Mrs. Chen and then decides to entirely venom up for a very stupid dance sequence. That is the only reason for the third act to even kick off. And it's just like be it's.
00:40:21
GREASEDAPOLES
So you you fell asleep after the first big set piece and then woke up around the third act.
00:40:26
AstroDev
I woke up to him like talking to Chris. Did you see this one?
00:40:30
GREASEDAPOLES
No, no, I'm just curious when you were conscious.
00:40:31
AstroDev
I woke up to him hanging. ah So like I don't even think I got to the venom horse thing. I fell asleep then and then I then he's getting chased in the desert then runs into um ah like this like.
00:40:48
AstroDev
hillbilly not hillbilly this like hippie family that believes aliens are real and then he like and then of course that's how he gets to Vegas because they drive him in a van and Yeah, no, dude, it is legitimately Tearly gonna get you know, I didn't see Craven.
00:40:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Good Lord. I don't need to see this. I can tell it's bad. Just describing it.
00:41:06
AstroDev
I I heard Madam Webb's probably the worst one but like to Dude, the last dance was so fucking bad.
00:41:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I missed all those, too.
00:41:15
AstroDev
It was so bad.
00:41:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
00:41:17
AstroDev
So yeah dude
00:41:20
GREASEDAPOLES
um' I'll follow that up.
00:41:20
AstroDev
yeah
00:41:21
GREASEDAPOLES
I'll follow that up because it's i mine is also a ah movie.
00:41:25
AstroDev
Yeah, dude.
00:41:27
GREASEDAPOLES
um I chose Night Swim as my kill of the year. Worst of the worst.
00:41:33
BOAH
Night Swim Night Swim or Night Bitch?
00:41:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Finished it till the end.
00:41:36
AstroDev
Didn't see it.
00:41:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Shit, best.
00:41:37
AstroDev
I, uh, I dropped, I wanted to see it.
00:41:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Night Swim.
00:41:41
BOAH
Did you watch Night Bitch yet?
00:41:43
GREASEDAPOLES
I have not watched Night Swim yet.
00:41:44
BOAH
how I ask you every week
00:41:45
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:41:47
AstroDev
yeah
00:41:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Night Swim. is a toothless, nail-less, absolutely neutered horror film released under the the much maligned PG-13 MPAA rating, which I think should be thrown in the garbage and lit a flame, personally.
00:42:13
GREASEDAPOLES
um
00:42:13
AstroDev
So you just mad that, that, that what the, the pool doesn't kill anybody.
00:42:17
GREASEDAPOLES
No, i' I'm going to pull up my soapbox here.
00:42:20
AstroDev
What's up?
00:42:20
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm mad.
00:42:20
AstroDev
What's that cool count?
00:42:21
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm mad at America, Devin.
00:42:23
AstroDev
Okay. Okay.
00:42:23
GREASEDAPOLES
And let me explain why I'm mad at America, because only in America would one produce such a horror film in order to to court children to go see it, because that's what this movie felt like.
00:42:36
GREASEDAPOLES
It didn't feel like this was a mature thought out horror movie that should have been rated R and violent and bloody. And the stakes should have been a lot higher. No, no, no.
00:42:47
GREASEDAPOLES
This was, a a facade of a horror film. And I personally get my my my feathers a little a little ruffled when I see things like this. They piss me off more than anything. It's kind of the reason why I even like the Terrifier series because at least they fucking push the fucking envelope. They go as far as they can with with horror. This is neutered bullshit horror movies that, frankly, I'm probably going to see a lot more of coming up.
00:43:20
AstroDev
yeah I thought you may just like yeah, and this is now the only movie I'm gonna watch ding Yeah
00:43:24
GREASEDAPOLES
oh No, no.
00:43:25
Steve-O
this is This is the Five Nights at Freddy's vacation of horror.
00:43:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, absolutely. Abso-fucking-lutely. And it's not a trend that is either a waned or wand in its popularity. it is It is completely still in its peak.
00:43:43
GREASEDAPOLES
And I just i loathe every one of them that comes out. I really do. And this one, the only reason why it's the the focal point of my anger is because I actually watched it partially because
00:43:56
AstroDev
yeah
00:43:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Because the the concept because I like a pool that eats people. All right, I'm sorry.
00:44:02
AstroDev
I'll be honest, I think if I did watch Salem's lot, it may have won over, but I i couldn't even get through that.
00:44:10
GREASEDAPOLES
See, that's the thing, man, I can't I need her is very deep and very close to my heart. And when you you play with my heart like this with these types of horror movies, it I just I feel so spurned, so burned.
00:44:25
GREASEDAPOLES
from the experience. And yeah, I guess this is more reserved for the trend than for specifically night swim. But PG-13 horror movies are the bane of my existence.
00:44:39
GREASEDAPOLES
So I chose night swim.
00:44:41
Steve-O
I feel you, I feel you.
00:44:41
GREASEDAPOLES
That's why they hurt. They hurt me on the inside.
00:44:44
Steve-O
It sounds like the idea sounds fun.
00:44:47
GREASEDAPOLES
It really does.
00:44:47
Steve-O
That's the unfortunate thing.
00:44:48
GREASEDAPOLES
It really does.
00:44:49
AstroDev
Yeah, how do they how do they defeat the the pool Chris?
00:44:49
GREASEDAPOLES
It's like the bed that kills people, right?
00:44:53
AstroDev
Do they just drain it?
00:44:54
BOAH
Yeah.
00:44:55
GREASEDAPOLES
So the pool possesses the husband who was an ex baseball player play by played by Kurt Russell's son.
00:45:02
AstroDev
why is that so funny to me
00:45:08
GREASEDAPOLES
What's his name? Oh my Lord.
00:45:10
AstroDev
Oh fuck yeah him No, I think it's is it why it Russell yeah, yeah
00:45:12
Steve-O
Russ Russell.
00:45:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Ross Russell.
00:45:14
Steve-O
That's not his name, but I wish.
00:45:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Wyatt, Wyatt Russell.
00:45:17
Steve-O
It's Wyatt, yeah.
00:45:19
GREASEDAPOLES
um Wyatt Russell ends up taking a night swim at the end of the film. and they trap the demon inside of him, inside of the pool.
00:45:25
AstroDev
yeah
00:45:28
GREASEDAPOLES
He drowns, the demon escapes into the pool and then they trap the demon in the pool and then they just don't go in it.
00:45:36
AstroDev
Okay But I thought the whole point was he was in the pool in the first place Yeah Hey,
00:45:36
Steve-O
Stupid.
00:45:40
GREASEDAPOLES
No, the demon was in the pool and possesses him, right? And he tries to kill people in the pool. They trap, they then put, and then they start to figure out that that this pool was like a prison.
00:45:47
AstroDev
hey come on in here why I could always the only place I could kill you I
00:45:48
Steve-O
Just get out of the pool, just get out of the pool.
00:45:55
AstroDev
Okay.
00:45:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Like it was created, it was like an old pond that they turned into a pool.
00:45:57
Steve-O
Yeah, there's a prison pond?
00:46:00
AstroDev
Yeah, dude.
00:46:01
GREASEDAPOLES
And that's where they kept an evil entity.
00:46:01
Steve-O
The hell, that's...
00:46:04
GREASEDAPOLES
And it was imprisoned in the pond pool. And then when they built the pool where the pond used to be, the demon was still in the pond pool and then entered the man.
00:46:07
AstroDev
yeah
00:46:13
GREASEDAPOLES
And then the man, stupid,
00:46:13
Steve-O
sounds stupid, Chris.
PlayStation, Xbox, and AI Discussions
00:46:15
Steve-O
I'm sorry, this is stupid.
00:46:16
GREASEDAPOLES
stupid.
00:46:17
GREASEDAPOLES
And you know what would've saved it? A little bit more, a little bit more blood.
00:46:21
Steve-O
Little bit about here, Chris, um'll give you I'll give you the perfect premises for a horror pool movie.
00:46:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Little bit of Yeah And he keeps paying off all the officials to turn the other way cuz he's super rich they don't care
00:46:24
AstroDev
A bit of viscera.
00:46:29
Steve-O
Just some like outlandish wild guy with a mazillion dollars says, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna put a shark in a public pool. And that's just, it's the hottest day of the summer and kids start jumping into this pool and that's just the rest of the movie.
00:46:43
Steve-O
And the lifeguards are like, how do we get this shark out of the pool?
00:46:50
Steve-O
You know, he keeps putting sharks in other public pools in the areas. So like the cops can't go to all the public pools.
00:46:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah, and then it just becomes too many pools and they can't they can't handle Yeah But you dumb kids I would I would watch that movie if it was radar watch that movie in a heartbeat Steve Wouldn't wouldn't even question it
00:46:59
Steve-O
It's too many pools and all the lifeguards, the lifeguards are the ones that have to handle the shark situation. Like, do we, do we, hate do we, how well how do we get it out?
00:47:09
AstroDev
Man.
00:47:16
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't mind conceptual horror films. I really don't. They're kind of my Achilles heel to some degree and my guilty pleasure.
00:47:25
Steve-O
It's why we saw out late Late Night with the Devil.
00:47:25
GREASEDAPOLES
So late night with the devil, a fucking malignant, all of these movies, conceptual horror films, really strong concepts and they pay off.
00:47:38
GREASEDAPOLES
And I thought Night Swim could have been that and it wasn't and I hate it for it.
00:47:42
Steve-O
It wasn't this year's, honestly, I watched the substance. I absolutely loved it. It was so good, so good.
00:47:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that that that's the movie I was looking for, right?
00:47:51
Steve-O
Yes, that was the conceptual horror film of this year. Hands down, you are correct.
00:47:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes. And i ah that it's the polar opposite of Night Swim.
00:48:01
Steve-O
Yes, yeah.
00:48:02
GREASEDAPOLES
It is so stronger and so much more substance to it.
00:48:07
Steve-O
It's got so much to say. It is, and i I love it because it's like, it's so stylish, but also like the idea is like style of over substance, but also like the substance is over the style. Like it's playing with a lot of themes that are very enjoyable.
00:48:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Push your concept as far as it could possibly go in a horror movie. It always pays off.
00:48:27
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:48:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Always. Always. Always.
00:48:29
Steve-O
Malignant, barbarian, 2024s was the substance. Night swim, get out of here. You stupid, you dumb.
00:48:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Get out of here.
00:48:36
Steve-O
You're for babies.
00:48:36
GREASEDAPOLES
You're stupid. You're done. You're done. And I'm done. I'm out of here. Don't talk about this movie.
00:48:41
Steve-O
John.
00:48:43
BOAH
Yes.
00:48:44
Steve-O
Now you got, you got a kill of the year.
00:48:45
BOAH
Oh, my kill of the year. I already mentioned it, it was PlayStation and.
00:48:50
Steve-O
Now why? Why a PlayStation? What did Big Bad Sony do?
00:48:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Take a shot.
00:48:54
BOAH
They fucking suck, that's what they did. They fucking trolled everybody releasing the fucking PS5 Pro. controlled everyone the fucking concord the concord debacle the fucking like even the recent news to them fucking canceling a couple games i mean i don't know if that's that might be blessing in disguise or whatever yeah i mean they i mean they they did say that he didn't lay anyone off or some shit or they even closed the studios rather but like i don't know like i feel like my biggest like
00:49:06
GREASEDAPOLES
They paid off all the refs so they won the game of the year.
00:49:12
Steve-O
They look stupid. They look stupid.
00:49:21
AstroDev
Maybe be a step in the right direction, yeah.
00:49:22
Steve-O
a
00:49:28
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:49:35
BOAH
gripe with them is that like they just let their foot off the gas feels like, you know, because Xbox is doing so bad.
00:49:43
Steve-O
they They went from the biggest dub with the PlayStation 4. A new team was handed the reins to a championship team.
00:49:49
BOAH
It is the cycle, though, right, right, Steve?
00:49:51
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:49:51
BOAH
It always happens this way.
00:49:53
Steve-O
But the thing is, it didn't it didn't flip back.
00:49:53
BOAH
Whoever wins whoever wins the previous whoever wins the previous generation fucking, you know, takes a fat takes a fat shit the next the next gen.
00:50:00
Steve-O
They just take it easy. Yeah. The thing is, Xbox is like literally like on the side of a bridge right now. Like they they they weren't willing to like go for the comeback here.
00:50:11
BOAH
Well hey man, the fucking PlayStation saw the Switch 2 and was like, oh fuck. We gotta make, we gotta make ah emergency state of play, February.
00:50:16
Steve-O
No, you're right. You're right. We like, we gotta get back.
00:50:21
BOAH
So we'll see. Oh, let's fucking panic buy from software. Let's fucking do it.
00:50:27
Steve-O
Let's do it.
00:50:27
AstroDev
enigma yeah
00:50:27
Steve-O
We're buying it.
00:50:28
AstroDev
who fuck it
00:50:29
Steve-O
It's a great buy. It's a great idea. Even if you're staying competitive, that's good.
00:50:32
AstroDev
I mean, yeah, I mean, listen.
00:50:35
BOAH
How do they still have money after like blowing a blowing a bit a billy, a two billies on
00:50:37
AstroDev
but
00:50:41
BOAH
fucking bungee who can't essentially cancel one of their projects just by existing.
00:50:45
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:50:46
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:50:47
BOAH
um But you know.
00:50:48
AstroDev
And I mean, you know, it's it's kind of like ah Oh, that's like Xbox probably, but like you got to show up to the dance to even disappoint me.
00:50:57
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:50:57
BOAH
Right, yeah, that's the thing is like the easy fucking the easy pickle is, oh, Xbox killed here because they're dead, but they're already dead.
00:50:57
AstroDev
You know what I mean?
00:51:03
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:51:04
BOAH
How do you kill someone that's already dead?
00:51:05
BOAH
You know what I mean?
00:51:05
Steve-O
That's the thing.
00:51:05
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:51:06
Steve-O
Like if they're putting, they're still trying to put out games and they're like, look, we put out Indiana Jones. We put out last year, heck is star field. I'm like, nobody cares.
00:51:14
BOAH
Look, we're put we're releasing up the Halo for PlayStation.
00:51:18
Steve-O
And where do they play these games? They play them on play.
00:51:20
BOAH
like that
00:51:20
Steve-O
They play them on PC or PlayStation still.
00:51:22
BOAH
fuck That's their fucking answer, Devin. Their answer is, oh yeah, we'll just release Halo on PlayStation.
00:51:24
AstroDev
yeah
00:51:28
BOAH
We'll just drag PlayStation down with us.
00:51:28
AstroDev
yeah
00:51:29
Steve-O
That's our answer.
00:51:29
AstroDev
Dude, you know, I was thinking about this, like not to like sidetrack lightly, but Jesus, Jesus.
00:51:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh Jesus, that was my coaster.
00:51:35
Steve-O
Controversial.
00:51:36
AstroDev
right
00:51:36
Steve-O
john ah Chris was like, no.
00:51:37
GREASEDAPOLES
I banged my, my gavel, my hammer and gavel. I don't like this.
00:51:42
AstroDev
And you have two minutes. ah No, it was like, you know, they're talking about like, oh, Xbox is the next console. And I'm like, why? Like why why bother? Like not even to be mean, but it's just like, like, yeah.
00:51:54
BOAH
no No, no, for real though, ah you're releasing everything day one on PC too at the same time. You basically, you know, what's the point?
00:51:58
AstroDev
So, all right.
00:52:01
Steve-O
dave They've had more than 20 years to get that console off in Japan.
00:52:01
AstroDev
So the last, yeah.
00:52:05
Steve-O
It's never gonna pop off in Japan.
00:52:06
BOAH
Yeah, just be Sega.
00:52:08
AstroDev
Yeah. And like, let's, and let's be honest, right? You have, you have, uh, all right. Yeah. SEGA, right? Genesis great everybody loved it 32x and not even a console right almost like a iteration point five point two point five, you know ah But then you had the Saturn right bomb then you had the Dreamcast Bomb and then they were like, you know what guys were done And then you have Xbox right Xbox first Xbox comes out everybody goes, you know, it's not the it's not PlayStation 2, but it's respectable respectable 360 we all love the 360 right but even then
00:52:37
Steve-O
Oh, promising up and comer. Hey.
00:52:46
AstroDev
At the end of the day, worldwide, still third place, right worldwide, but huge in America.
00:52:50
Steve-O
I mean, that's the thing. PS3 at the end, they did that heckin' hundred yard, heckin' touchdown with The Last of Us.
00:52:54
AstroDev
du he agreed PS3 ended it real strong, right but still, US territory 360 was huge and you know it's a pretty big territory.
00:52:58
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:53:06
AstroDev
Then you have the Xbox One with Kinect, less said the better.
00:53:08
Steve-O
one oh my god they fumbled that so bad
00:53:13
AstroDev
And then, and then you have, uh, and then you have the series X and the series S, which they're not there. They, that's when they said, let's just do software, right?
00:53:24
AstroDev
They, they talk about how their third party they're on Sega. I'm sorry. They're on switch. They're on Sony. They talk about this and it's like, why?
00:53:32
BOAH
And then the pandemic and then the pandemic happened and Sony and And so he and so he was like, you know what?
00:53:35
AstroDev
Yeah. But it's like, why would you bother?
00:53:36
GREASEDAPOLES
My only but my only theory I Kind of I kind of think they put a lot of money in there into their hardware and they're invested in
00:53:39
BOAH
We don't have to try anymore.
00:53:41
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:53:41
BOAH
And you know what?
00:53:41
AstroDev
But.
00:53:41
Steve-O
And.
00:53:41
BOAH
We're selling. We're selling the PS five faster than we can make them. That's a good thing. So let's just keep doing nothing.
00:53:47
AstroDev
But it truly is like truly is as Microsoft, why bother putting all that time and money into a machine? If your whole thing now it's third party.
00:54:01
BOAH
Guys, I said Xbox was dead already. We don't have to kill it again.
00:54:04
AstroDev
yeah
00:54:04
GREASEDAPOLES
I think they're invested to a point I think they're invested to a point and they have to keep going like I I think Yeah, but I think they put so much money into it already like there's a yeah That's kind of true
00:54:05
BOAH
All right. Jesus Christ.
00:54:11
AstroDev
that It's my, it's Microsoft, you know,
00:54:16
AstroDev
No, but like, bro.
00:54:16
BOAH
It's literally like talk about like we should kill Osama bin Laden. He's already dead, Devin.
00:54:21
AstroDev
No, but it's like, bro, bro, if I can play, no, but I'm saying once we get to the point where I'm playing fucking master chief collection on my switch to and my PS five, why are we making a console?
00:54:21
BOAH
We don't have to kill him again. We have to kill him again.
00:54:34
BOAH
And well, and Elden Ring 2 is going to be PlayStation exclusive.
00:54:35
AstroDev
Why are we making a console?
00:54:39
AstroDev
right yeah and And like, you know, your fucking third place, your third, you've been third place, basically your entire existence.
00:54:42
BOAH
ah
00:54:46
BOAH
yeah but they could and like to be honest and that's the other thing is like from all the leaks from that happened with um was it fucking is it is insomniac is it that is that those guys was that the the big leak yeah like where they were basically showing that sony was fucking shaking in their boots after after xbox acquired uh call of duty or whatever they could have done the fucking thing they could have been like all right fucking fuck you xbox exclusive
00:54:55
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:54:55
Steve-O
Yeah, the Wolverine stuff.
00:54:56
AstroDev
Uh, the Wolverine guys.
00:54:57
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:55:08
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:55:15
BOAH
can only be played on Xbox.
00:55:17
BOAH
But they didn't even fucking do that. So it's like...
00:55:17
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:55:21
Steve-O
That's yeah, you know, you're right. Cause it's, they never,
00:55:22
BOAH
And I'm not saying that would have been a good thing. That would have been ah that would been a horrible thing to do.
00:55:25
Steve-O
It would have been bad for gamers, but it would have been better for their pocketbooks.
00:55:28
BOAH
But like show show something. Like show so show some fucking fight, you know?
00:55:30
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:55:32
BOAH
Show some cajones, you know?
00:55:33
AstroDev
Yeah. Not yet. It's like literally, I just don't see the point of them bothering with a console at this point.
00:55:35
Steve-O
but But it's telling. It's telling that PlayStation is no selling.
00:55:39
BOAH
And then what was that? Ghostwire Tokyo?
00:55:42
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:55:42
BOAH
Ghostwire Tokyo was... There's a PlayStation exclusive that Xbox owns now, like come on, like come on, dude.
00:55:42
AstroDev
Yeah.
00:55:45
Steve-O
Uh-huh.
00:55:48
Steve-O
They had to wait for it for Xbox.
00:55:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, you know, the other thing I was thinking about is if Trump starts imposing tariffs on Japan for let's say software, it could be more, it could be cheaper to get an Xbox than it could be to get a PS5 or a switch to like it's made. It's an American company.
00:56:12
AstroDev
Yeah, but at this point they don't even want to make games for the fucking mods.
00:56:14
BOAH
No, no, they got well, they have American. I mean, the thing is, like, that it's not like they they import them from other countries. You know, they still have American presences here.
00:56:24
Steve-O
Yeah, they have Nintendo America.
00:56:24
BOAH
Like they have Sony of America and America.
00:56:25
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah No, no, you're right.
00:56:26
Steve-O
It's only America.
00:56:27
GREASEDAPOLES
But I feel like most most electronic prices are gonna go up if if those tariffs go Think I think Trump will be more
00:56:32
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:56:33
BOAH
Everything, everything is going to go up.
00:56:33
Steve-O
but For parts. Yeah.
00:56:34
BOAH
And that's what that's that that really way. Are Americans just stupid?
00:56:40
Steve-O
Yes.
00:56:40
AstroDev
a
00:56:40
BOAH
That goes back to that question.
00:56:41
Steve-O
Yes.
00:56:41
AstroDev
Oh, we're back!
00:56:42
Steve-O
100%.
00:56:42
BOAH
like Are they stupid or are they racist?
00:56:43
AstroDev
We're back!
00:56:44
BOAH
Let's start a new game. Are Americans stupid or are they racist?
00:56:45
Steve-O
Are they stupid? Are they racist?
00:56:47
BOAH
Are they stupid or are they racist?
00:56:48
Steve-O
Both.
00:56:52
GREASEDAPOLES
happy and friendly towards American companies like like Microsoft and Sony. So I think whatever tariffs, if they do happen, probably won't be as impactful for Microsoft than they would be for Sony.
00:56:58
BOAH
Meta. No, no, but that's that's ah I think that that doesn't apply because Like everything still gets many fat like a lot of chips and everything get get get manufactured overseas anyway man Yeah, it's just it's getting It's getting depressed.
00:57:14
GREASEDAPOLES
No, you're right. I think this is, I think it's all gonna be, it's all gonna be very Individual like these tariffs. That's what I think It's gonna be weird John Yeah Yeah, those people won't have to worry about tariffs the people that kisses ass, you know
00:57:30
BOAH
It's getting depressing to to speculate this way like that. That's that part Well, yeah you saw from tick tock It's the motherfucker that actually fucking tried to cancel you a few years ago.
00:57:30
Steve-O
Yeah, it's it's Whoever whoever kisses the ring the best Yeah The boot liquors the boot liquor contests Hmm
00:57:45
BOAH
ah
00:57:50
BOAH
Why aren't the terrorists terrorffs are going to be a universal thing, aren't they?
00:57:50
GREASEDAPOLES
that That's, that's what I'm, I think the point.
00:57:54
Steve-O
oh Dude, I can't believe it the system that won the console wars the meta the the meta heckin oculus rift.
00:57:56
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't know.
00:57:57
BOAH
You don't know. Yeah, we don't know. We don't know. Oh, yeah.
00:58:01
Steve-O
Yeah, there you go
00:58:03
AstroDev
ah
00:58:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, wow. Interesting. Uh, interesting conversation in general of what that's going to look like soon, especially all of these new consoles that are planning to come out because.
00:58:16
GREASEDAPOLES
I know the PS5 Pro is playing on coming out, but I don't know what's going to happen with the price of that thing after whatever tariffs get enacted. So roll the dice every day.
00:58:25
Steve-O
Dude, we're we're back to the what's today gonna be life that we lived so long ago.
00:58:28
AstroDev
Yeah, what's the new problem today?
00:58:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Roll the dice, man. That's
00:58:36
BOAH
Stupid or racist?
00:58:37
Steve-O
Chicago ice raids, oh no.
00:58:41
BOAH
Racist.
00:58:41
AstroDev
All right, Steve, what's your kill of the year?
00:58:44
Steve-O
My kill of the year this year was AI. I think we've gotten to the point where it is genuinely like destroying people's lives.
00:58:47
AstroDev
ah
00:58:52
Steve-O
It is taking people's jobs. It is ah it is getting people suspicious where people become AI detectives for every piece of art now.
00:59:01
AstroDev
Mm hmm.
00:59:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
00:59:01
Steve-O
to the point where people who are making genuine art are getting like literally bombasted by people who are like, oh, this looks like it could be a this looks like it could be AI.
00:59:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
00:59:11
Steve-O
So ah we can't allow it. And it's like, what are you talking about? I have like video of me drawing it. Like I have a time lapse. They're like, um no, I'm somebody on Reddit. So no, no, no. This is just something that, um you know, it it it is getting better and better, but it is also making us lazier and lazier. They are filling every piece of fucking software with it now. Like, you open up a browser, it's like, hey, we have an AI buddy for you. It's like, oh, and I don't need this. My phone now has it. It's bloating everything up. It's slower now because of it.
00:59:42
Steve-O
Everything is getting worse because everybody is including their own AI into everything to the point where it is just making us just idiots.
00:59:52
GREASEDAPOLES
So Steve actually recently the the top the top favorite for the Oscar the brutalist They came out and said that they used AI to replicate the Hungarian a hung Hungarian German that was spoken in the film. So they used AI, I think, as a dub over actors' voices because they needed it to be specific to the time period and the location that they were in. That's what I that's the rumor going around. It's getting a lot of negative buzz now.
01:00:30
GREASEDAPOLES
as far as it being my favorite to win an award. But yeah, that's the new AI thing.
01:00:37
Steve-O
That's a linguist who didn't get a job. That's like all those people who learned Tolkien languages and stuff like that.
01:00:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, now the director came out and he's like, oh no, we, well, we didn't use AI to recreate any of the architecture or the art.
01:00:44
Steve-O
No, they're gone. They're dead.
01:00:53
GREASEDAPOLES
And he's like, well, that's not what's being talked about, right?
01:00:57
AstroDev
yeah
01:00:57
GREASEDAPOLES
what's
01:00:58
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:00:58
GREASEDAPOLES
What's being talked about is this whatever Hungarian dialect that you used.
01:01:04
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:01:04
GREASEDAPOLES
A.I. programs to recreate.
01:01:07
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:01:08
GREASEDAPOLES
So, yeah, yeah, it's kind of eking its way even into the prestige films now to.
01:01:17
AstroDev
Well, I mean, the guy used that budget for something.
01:01:18
Steve-O
I mean, they're making they're making whole Netflix like they're making fake murder mysteries on Netflix now. with just AI stuff.
01:01:27
AstroDev
Wait, what do you mean?
01:01:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Really?
01:01:29
AstroDev
Oh.
01:01:29
Steve-O
So it'll be like all this fake footage of like, they're like this missing girl. And you'll like watch this entire documentary.
01:01:35
BOAH
Uh huh.
01:01:37
Steve-O
And then you find out all the footage that they're showing you is just AI generated nonsense.
01:01:41
GREASEDAPOLES
You know, my.
01:01:41
Steve-O
And it's like not recorded footage of this person. So they're just like making stuff up.
01:01:44
GREASEDAPOLES
My. My favorite AI voice on YouTube is look at this girl, she is here.
01:01:52
Steve-O
I know that exact voice.
01:01:52
AstroDev
Oh, God.
01:01:52
GREASEDAPOLES
What?
01:01:53
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:01:53
GREASEDAPOLES
hey Oh, and she's going to do something crazy.
01:01:53
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah.
01:01:56
GREASEDAPOLES
I know I've heard that, like. in multiple AI generated videos for YouTube. And I'm like, you'll never believe what she does next.
01:02:03
Steve-O
In a moment, you will see her do this.
01:02:06
AstroDev
Like a deep voice. I, uh, I'll be honest. I, I listen to one. I listened to a, uh, this, this channel that only does YouTube shorts. That explains what's happening currently in the dragon ball super manga.
01:02:20
AstroDev
Oh my. Oh, that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. And it's, it's like these 700 fucking videos. Cause they're all 30 seconds long. I'm like, Oh, that's sick.
01:02:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin, give.
01:02:30
Steve-O
Wait until you see Android 16.
01:02:31
AstroDev
But it's funny because he goes, he went super cyan blue.
01:02:35
Steve-O
Sayon!
01:02:36
AstroDev
Oh, my God, damn it.
01:02:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin, in 10 years, it's going to be Devin Copac. I know you enjoy Dragon Ball Z. Well, did you hear?
01:02:43
AstroDev
ah do Oh, Oh, we were.
01:02:45
GREASEDAPOLES
And then it goes into it. Devin, what did you think about that? And then I'll ask you, I'm be like, I enjoyed it, too. Like it'll start.
01:02:52
AstroDev
Oh, we talk about her. We doing her 27.
01:02:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it's getting in. It's probably it will probably swerve into into her real hard.
01:02:59
AstroDev
Listen, I'm not above fucking my AI.
01:03:02
GREASEDAPOLES
There's gonna be YouTube videos personalized for all of us. Like names, they're gonna theyre call our names out.
01:03:09
Steve-O
Devin, I have something for you, Devin.
01:03:13
GREASEDAPOLES
They know not to use the word Steve.
01:03:14
AstroDev
um
Superman and X-Men Discussions
01:03:15
AstroDev
i Yeah.
01:03:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Let's try.
01:03:16
Steve-O
Devin, here, this is for you.
01:03:19
AstroDev
Yeah. See, that's, so I'm going to be the only one who understands what is fake AI or not. Cause I can't say my name. I'm going to be like Neo.
01:03:28
Steve-O
You could see the code.
01:03:30
AstroDev
I could see the code.
01:03:31
GREASEDAPOLES
I think, I think like, like Twitch streamers and like YouTube streamers, all those people, they're gonna have AI audiences just to like buff up their numbers.
01:03:41
Steve-O
Well, that's the thing, you're gonna have AI streamers with AI audiences.
01:03:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh yeah, that that too, like that's 100%, you know?
01:03:50
Steve-O
You already have ah AI content being posted on Facebook being replied to by AI, so that dead internet theory like just becomes more true.
01:03:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Interesting times.
01:04:02
Steve-O
Meanwhile, we're all in a fight club.
01:04:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it'll be fun. and We'll all be fighting each other. It'll be a blast.
01:04:07
Steve-O
Get rid of it though.
01:04:08
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm been playing Cyberpunk in preparation.
01:04:11
Steve-O
That's fair, you know what, that's a love.
01:04:13
BOAH
It's really becoming bad.
01:04:15
GREASEDAPOLES
It's a very present game now that I play it.
01:04:16
BOAH
Yeah.
01:04:18
GREASEDAPOLES
It's starting to really hit a lot of bells. Oh boy.
01:04:23
AstroDev
Chris, your alarm literally says wake the **** up. Samurai, you got a city to burn.
01:04:26
Steve-O
Oh, there you go.
01:04:27
BOAH
Yeah.
01:04:29
AstroDev
Oh, **** my bad.
01:04:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Don't expose me, God damn it.
01:04:32
Steve-O
All right, let's get out of this piss pool of misery, start climbing for the skies.
01:04:38
BOAH
I got TB.
01:04:39
Steve-O
Okay, that's not gonna be climbing for this guy John got the bird galosis best change for the better.
01:04:40
AstroDev
Oh, John's got, John's got one chapter.
01:04:43
GREASEDAPOLES
That's sad.
01:04:46
BOAH
No, I got Taco Bell.
01:04:47
AstroDev
yeah
01:04:47
BOAH
I got Taco Bell. I got Taco Bell.
01:04:48
Steve-O
Oh go You got Lou Vega from time one Two three four five case a deal make me alive gonna eat them all in the parking lot.
01:04:49
GREASEDAPOLES
You get Lumbago from Taco Bell.
01:04:49
BOAH
I got Taco Bell.
01:04:50
AstroDev
William Bago.
01:04:52
BOAH
Lumbago.
01:04:53
AstroDev
That's from Wendy's.
01:04:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Lumbago came to his house.
01:04:57
BOAH
Blue bag.
01:04:58
AstroDev
Oh wait, that's not too bad.
01:05:01
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm Lumbago.
01:05:07
Steve-O
Oh a home. It got burnt down James Woods.
01:05:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Lumbago.
01:05:11
Steve-O
How you doing?
01:05:14
Steve-O
ah Best change for the better. What got better last year?
01:05:16
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:05:18
AstroDev
oh boy
01:05:18
BOAH
Superman got better Well,
01:05:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Superman Trunks.
01:05:21
AstroDev
a
01:05:22
BOAH
I would say they uh, I mean that's I said Superman trunks but like it's kind of like just a vibe change in general for whatever is coming for DC Because
01:05:29
GREASEDAPOLES
That's why I got i got banned from Cider Cut, the subreddit, because I comment.
01:05:30
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:05:34
BOAH
because you said you say you didn't want fucking reds dick in your face I
01:05:37
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't want his junk hanging out in front of kids' faces. Maybe I'm crazy. Maybe I'm crazy. I'm crazy.
01:05:44
Steve-O
Put some underpants on, Superman.
01:05:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Put some,
01:05:47
BOAH
Because what was it? What was the thing? Corn, corn sweat was the one that was the one that really pushed for the trunks. And it was because Superman should look like like a pro wrestler.
01:05:56
AstroDev
Yeah, he says he's an alien who doesn't want kids to be afraid of him or something like that.
01:05:59
BOAH
Yeah, so he wanted to drive. He should be.
01:06:01
GREASEDAPOLES
She was dickheadin' it out!
01:06:01
BOAH
He should look like a pro wrestler. And ah but to be out like, that's the the kind of vibe that we kind of need, right?
01:06:08
BOAH
I mean, James Gunn even said he didn't want the trunks. And then he's like, oh, fuck it.
01:06:08
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:06:11
AstroDev
Yeah, he said he was he was going back and forth on him.
01:06:13
BOAH
Anti-drunks.
01:06:14
Steve-O
Dude, you need the trunk. I'm so sick of the trunkless DC heroes.
01:06:16
AstroDev
He called Zaddy himself. Zaddy himself. He's like, dude.
01:06:19
Steve-O
Batman looks weird without the trunks. Superman looks weird without the trunks.
01:06:21
BOAH
To be fair, that's not that's not a Zaddy thing. that was Wasn't that a new 52 thing when they changed his suit?
01:06:27
AstroDev
Yeah, no, but but I'm saying he literally called Zack Snyder and he's like, what's your take?
01:06:27
GREASEDAPOLES
I think so.
01:06:31
AstroDev
And Zack Snyder's like, honestly, he's like, I he's snapped the trunk back.
01:06:33
BOAH
Zach was like, just kill them. Whoever or whatever's there just makes your Superman kills him.
01:06:38
AstroDev
I know he's he said something along the lines of he's like, I went back and forth a bunch. He's like, I just could never find a design I like with the trucks. And he was like, and then and then he liked it.
01:06:46
BOAH
Yeah.
01:06:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Because he likes his dick.
01:06:50
BOAH
He likes to fucking spray pre spray paint it all in a fucking six six-pack. We're like literally like ah like a nanometer away from getting just getting nipples on the on the suits again, you know?
01:07:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's that's kind of that's the way I thought about it.
01:07:04
BOAH
You know what I mean? like That's what the suit looks like.
01:07:07
GREASEDAPOLES
That's the way I thought about it. I agree with corn sweat.
01:07:11
AstroDev
Stop it.
01:07:12
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't know what his name is, but I'm going to carve that old corn and corn and shit himself.
01:07:13
AstroDev
A corn squid.
01:07:15
BOAH
Corn sweat.
01:07:17
GREASEDAPOLES
I agree. He was right. No, the trunks are more approachable. They seem more like so whats something Superman would wear. That's really what the whole point is, right?
01:07:29
BOAH
Yeah. Yeah.
01:07:31
GREASEDAPOLES
That's what the whole point is.
01:07:31
BOAH
Who wouldn't? Why wouldn't you wear the trunks?
01:07:32
AstroDev
I just want to see the stupid man that that, you know, has to tuck his penis in the top, you know.
01:07:35
BOAH
We shitting on Christopher Reeve now, too? We shitting on his Superman?
01:07:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Like, yeah.
01:07:39
Steve-O
We shitting on Ray Mysterio?
01:07:41
Steve-O
He's got trunks.
01:07:42
GREASEDAPOLES
See Devin.
01:07:42
BOAH
Right. We shitting on fucking Zangief.
01:07:44
BOAH
We shitting on Zangief right now.
01:07:45
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't know why I pointed to Devin.
01:07:46
GREASEDAPOLES
and Like he's disagreeing with me or something.
01:07:47
AstroDev
Yeah, you're basically just trying to shit on 99% of pro wrestling Yeah,
01:07:51
BOAH
We shitting on, but yeah, pro boxers, too, because they fucking wear trunks.
01:07:52
Steve-O
Yeah. And it's on Netflix now.
01:07:56
AstroDev
dude, you can't say that no fucking no, but super is not walking out with fucking boxer shorts Go like what the fuck?
01:08:04
BOAH
They're trunks, kind of, right?
01:08:05
AstroDev
Why do you got a girl dude? No, dude Yeah Give the stone.
01:08:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Just something to cover it up, man. That's all.
01:08:09
BOAH
Give me the trunks, baby.
01:08:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Come on. That's what it's all.
01:08:11
BOAH
Just give me the fucking trunks.
01:08:12
AstroDev
You know what the only why I would have said just give them the stone cold black trunks and the knee brace if
01:08:16
Steve-O
Ooh, let's take him to John Cena jorts.
01:08:18
AstroDev
Give him two knee braces.
01:08:20
GREASEDAPOLES
No, Jorts.
01:08:20
BOAH
Give me the fucking trunks, man.
01:08:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Superman can't work, Jorts.
01:08:22
BOAH
Just put the trunks on.
01:08:24
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm sorry. i got I gotta really pump the brakes on that one.
01:08:26
BOAH
So yeah, that's changed a little bit.
01:08:27
Steve-O
Yeah, he's stopping it.
01:08:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I'm sorry.
01:08:29
Steve-O
Superboy, how about Superboy with the jorts at least?
01:08:31
AstroDev
Oh, dude.
01:08:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, okay.
01:08:32
BOAH
That's changed for the better is the is going back is going back to what it was before is what I'm trying to say.
01:08:33
GREASEDAPOLES
That's fine.
01:08:37
Steve-O
making Making Superman smile again.
01:08:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Do what they did the first time Definitely we'll see what happens.
01:08:38
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:08:42
BOAH
Make America great again is what ah is what I'm trying to say. You know.
01:08:48
Steve-O
I think that might be taken, John.
01:08:51
BOAH
ah Yeah, Superman, very much of a fucking illegal immigrant, as illegal as you can be as an immigrant, we we'll see, see what happens.
01:09:02
GREASEDAPOLES
We'll see what happens
01:09:03
BOAH
Let's deport his ass.
01:09:03
AstroDev
Dude, Elon Musk, Elon Musk is such a wannabe metallo, dude.
01:09:04
BOAH
Send his ass back to Krypton where he belongs.
01:09:06
GREASEDAPOLES
What do you think Lex Luthor is going to be saying in that movie? What do you think Lex Luthor is going to be saying in that movie?
01:09:09
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:09:11
AstroDev
I mean, you mean Dana White?
01:09:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Because he's doing what? Same thing!
01:09:16
BOAH
Oh, man.
01:09:16
AstroDev
We got to put him, we got to put him in a cage, make him fight and give him no money.
01:09:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Same thing!
01:09:19
BOAH
God damn it.
01:09:19
GREASEDAPOLES
If Superman was alive, he'd be pissed that he wasn't fighting in the UFC and he would try to kill him.
01:09:24
BOAH
God damn it.
01:09:24
AstroDev
oh
01:09:25
Steve-O
Dad, why can't I fight in the UFC?
01:09:28
AstroDev
Hold on. Let me die in this tornado, son.
01:09:31
Steve-O
What? How do you know that?
01:09:32
AstroDev
but I'll never fight the UFC, I guess.
01:09:37
AstroDev
All right.
01:09:37
BOAH
Yeah, like it's it because the argument right now online is like people are like, oh he's not fucking he's not jacked You you can't you know who'd be intimidated by this and and the real Superman people are like, dude You're not supposed to be intimidated by superman Yeah, that's not it.
01:09:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin.
01:09:49
GREASEDAPOLES
It's not about intimidation.
01:09:53
BOAH
See this is Zack Snyder fucking ruined everything. He ruined all the fucking fundamental Understandings of the character of superman.
01:09:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Brain rot, brain rot.
01:10:00
Steve-O
I think this falls into biggest fuck up most disappointing is we've brain rotted the core of people to think um a Superman needs to be some intimidating force of fear.
01:10:01
BOAH
Yeah We've been riding
01:10:13
BOAH
oh My god, all right, I'm done.
01:10:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, lovely.
01:10:16
BOAH
I'm done.
01:10:17
Steve-O
I seen that man get shot in the eye with those red trunks on and it was still intimidating.
01:10:19
BOAH
I'm done.
01:10:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
01:10:23
Steve-O
And then he smiled.
01:10:25
GREASEDAPOLES
That was cute.
01:10:25
Steve-O
Class X Superman.
01:10:26
GREASEDAPOLES
That was cute. Thank you. That's what he said.
01:10:27
AstroDev
Yeah, wait who directed that oh wait, we don't I don't know Yeah, yeah he did he's a pretty big fuck up.
01:10:30
BOAH
Oh Oh No, Diddy has Hashtag no Diddy has oh, yeah, that's the biggest biggest fuck up dude off that
01:10:30
Steve-O
Oh.
01:10:30
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Oh, he's coming back.
01:10:33
GREASEDAPOLES
He's he's he's coming back. He's. Puffed it, puffed that he's getting a ah new he's going to get he's going to get a pardon.
01:10:42
AstroDev
Yeah
01:10:42
BOAH
pretty but
01:10:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Puff Daddy's getting a pardon.
01:10:44
BOAH
ah
01:10:47
Steve-O
Charles Manson.
01:10:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Uh, Charles mass and Kevin Spacey, Bill Cosby, even though he's out of jail.
01:10:53
Steve-O
um Pennywise from it.
01:10:55
GREASEDAPOLES
<unk>s kidding Oh, pardon me.
01:10:57
BOAH
ah Oh My god Anywise
01:10:59
GREASEDAPOLES
He's getting, he's getting released. He was, he was in jail.
01:11:02
Steve-O
ah
01:11:03
BOAH
he signed the executive order he signed the executive order right now
01:11:03
GREASEDAPOLES
He was in jail. He's getting out. He's hanging out with tiger King right now. He's going to get out before tiger King.
01:11:11
Steve-O
God damn it! I've never recovered from this five day in Chile!
01:11:13
BOAH
god ah but
01:11:15
AstroDev
yeah
01:11:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Tiger King said that he got raped by the the guards like the Joker.
01:11:20
AstroDev
Oh, that's why he's not Tiger King anymore.
01:11:20
GREASEDAPOLES
You know that? Yeah, he can't be the Joker.
01:11:26
AstroDev
I mean, Tiger King, I was never Tiger King.
01:11:28
BOAH
oh and
01:11:29
Steve-O
this is This is Donald Trump's Suicide Squad.
01:11:34
GREASEDAPOLES
joker
01:11:34
Steve-O
It's Pennywise, it's, heck, it's Tiger King.
01:11:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Tiger King is the Joker. He's the Joker.
01:11:38
AstroDev
it was just du good
01:11:40
GREASEDAPOLES
You know, it's funny, it passed on to someone else after he gets killed.
01:11:43
AstroDev
oh yeah
01:11:43
GREASEDAPOLES
it be Tiger King?
01:11:43
Steve-O
Oh no, does it really?
01:11:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's all it works.
01:11:46
BOAH
oh
01:11:48
Steve-O
To be the, it's like Highlander, man.
01:11:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, this is a virus. You get it. You get it from Tiger King.
01:11:54
Steve-O
All right, Devon, do you wanna go next?
01:11:55
AstroDev
but oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll go um Little I kind of went with the fundamentals here Best change for the better.
01:12:01
BOAH
You boys.
01:12:05
AstroDev
I said held divers to the hell divers one Yeah,
01:12:07
BOAH
Oh, where are when they ah made you log in with your PlayStation account that that change?
01:12:11
AstroDev
I said, oh that's the best way to make this game work Oh
01:12:15
BOAH
No.
01:12:17
AstroDev
Two to one, it's just better across across the board, dude. Better mechanics, more fun, more fun to play, looks better, easier to play, more enjoyable, more popular.
01:12:30
AstroDev
It is literally just any way you slice it, unless you're just a really big fan of isometric cameras, ah it's better across the board. So yeah, I mean, it's pretty simple.
01:12:42
AstroDev
Again, and I wasn't trying to get fancy on this one.
01:12:45
GREASEDAPOLES
I'll tell you this, Devin, I've never played hell divers one, but as someone who hates isometric games, mostly.
01:12:45
AstroDev
Well, that was two, just better. Yeah.
01:12:53
GREASEDAPOLES
I agree with you.
01:12:53
AstroDev
Yeah. Listen, it's, Hell Diaries is one fun game, but Hell Diaries 2 is just better in every single way that matters.
01:12:56
Steve-O
Very fun.
01:13:01
Steve-O
It's grand theft auto two to grand theft auto three.
01:13:04
AstroDev
Yeah. That's all.
01:13:04
Steve-O
That was the jump.
01:13:05
AstroDev
Yeah. Like you're a hundred percent, like obviously not to that level of You know, universal popularity, but a hundred percent. That is a great analogy. Like think that and be like, Oh yeah. No, I yeah. Who, why would you ever go back to GTA two after playing GTA three? So a hundred percent. That's me. That's me.
01:13:29
GREASEDAPOLES
um
01:13:29
Steve-O
Chris?
01:13:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, me me and Steve chose the same thing and that was X-Men 97.
01:13:37
AstroDev
The music's the same.
01:13:37
BOAH
Wait, which change?
01:13:38
AstroDev
Yeah. What changed?
01:13:39
BOAH
Which change?
01:13:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, easy. ah Storytelling, character development, dialogue.
01:13:42
AstroDev
Well, I.
01:13:43
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
01:13:44
BOAH
Oh, the guy that sent dick pics to his interns?
01:13:44
AstroDev
why
01:13:47
BOAH
That guy?
01:13:47
GREASEDAPOLES
That guy's doing something well.
01:13:48
BOAH
That change?
01:13:50
BOAH
That change?
01:13:50
GREASEDAPOLES
He's doing something good.
01:13:51
Steve-O
is that Is that what the official thing was?
01:13:54
AstroDev
No, I don't think they were still never really confirmed.
01:13:56
BOAH
and I think so. Isn't that what they said?
01:13:58
AstroDev
Officially, I don't know.
01:14:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Everything about this show is better than the original everything everything I Think the only thing that didn't change was the voice acting I think that stayed the same certain characters
01:14:03
Steve-O
Like that's the thing, like, you know, the cartoon was great back in the day.
01:14:06
BOAH
You gotta subscribe to his OnlyFans to find out.
01:14:06
Steve-O
It was fun.
01:14:09
BOAH
Did you see that?
01:14:09
Steve-O
Oh no, is it really?
01:14:11
BOAH
Yeah, that's what he said, to like to find the real truth.
01:14:12
Steve-O
Damn.
01:14:13
BOAH
Yeah, to subscribe to his OnlyFans.
01:14:14
Steve-O
Dude, the hustle man, the gig economy.
01:14:22
Steve-O
Certain characters, certain characters definitely were like, you know, it's like that voice, I remember, but it's older now.
01:14:25
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:14:28
Steve-O
It's a little more tired, but
01:14:30
AstroDev
It's older and.
01:14:30
Steve-O
You know, they brought in a bunch of new people too and they were good. I just think like, Chris, you're right. In general, like, I really liked kind of the analogy of this being like, where were we?
01:14:41
Steve-O
We were kind of like left in like the end of the nineties with the first couple episodes. And then, you know, mutant nine 11 happened and the entire world and dichotomy of this, this series changed.
01:14:52
GREASEDAPOLES
flipped, flipped on its head.
01:14:53
Steve-O
Yeah. And it got like wild.
01:14:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Nope. There were one name, one circumstance in the original series where it felt like everything turned on its head. One in that what five seasons, six season run that it really felt like everything was changing.
01:15:11
GREASEDAPOLES
And that was the introduction of the Shi'ar Into the universe that that one episode that hit prime time. It was the first episode I think of the third season of the original animated series that was I think the only time that it ever got close to x-men 97 Like that that level of storytelling. I think x-men 97 throughout its its entire run of the season Was at the top as as it's ever been
01:15:43
GREASEDAPOLES
for the X-Men animated series. Like it's just been the best and it's continually best. And then it, the Jenosha episode is the culmination of everything that was happening previous in that, in that season. And it's a perfect payoff. It's a perfect payoff. It is the perfect season of this show. There's no better in my opinion.
01:16:10
GREASEDAPOLES
I think if this was only one season, it would be better than the original series.
01:16:18
GREASEDAPOLES
In my opinion, that's the way I feel.
01:16:19
AstroDev
No, you're probably right. you probably
01:16:23
Steve-O
It's so hype. It's so good. It's X-Men.
01:16:25
BOAH
But then we got the the showrunner send his pics of his dicks to the internet.
01:16:29
AstroDev
You're probably right.
01:16:30
GREASEDAPOLES
It's not great.
01:16:30
BOAH
It gets a little weird.
01:16:32
Steve-O
Multiple dicks.
01:16:33
BOAH
Oh, yeah, both multiple multiple dicks.
01:16:34
GREASEDAPOLES
It's not a good look.
01:16:36
AstroDev
Listen, listen, we can all enjoy Warren L. Seasons of the Castlevania, right?
01:16:41
Steve-O
Hey, New Castlevania came out.
01:16:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:16:43
AstroDev
Yeah, I heard him.
01:16:43
GREASEDAPOLES
We can all enjoy.
01:16:43
BOAH
Man, I heard it's made.
01:16:45
GREASEDAPOLES
We can all enjoy reading the Sandman together.
01:16:49
BOAH
Oh, God, no, please.
01:16:49
GREASEDAPOLES
We can.
01:16:51
BOAH
No.
01:16:53
GREASEDAPOLES
We all know that these people are scum in some way and yet they make great things.
01:16:56
BOAH
Ah, good lord.
01:17:03
BOAH
Harry Potter, baby.
01:17:03
GREASEDAPOLES
So.
01:17:04
AstroDev
yeah oh yeah wait
01:17:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Kevin Spacey is coming back.
01:17:05
AstroDev
yeah
01:17:06
GREASEDAPOLES
K packs to in production right now.
01:17:10
AstroDev
You know yeah but Fine fine, I'm just saying man, it's uh
01:17:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, fine.
01:17:20
GREASEDAPOLES
X-Men 97.
01:17:20
AstroDev
but
01:17:22
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm excited for season two. I hope it maintains the same level of quality without the toxic creator of the show.
01:17:26
AstroDev
It's all bad Yeah,
01:17:30
Steve-O
Do they call it X-Men 98 for the next season?
01:17:31
BOAH
He's gone, he's gone though, right?
01:17:33
GREASEDAPOLES
He is gone, but apparently he did.
01:17:34
AstroDev
he's gone Season
01:17:36
GREASEDAPOLES
His work extends into, I believe the second season.
01:17:38
BOAH
Into the sea.
01:17:39
AstroDev
two, yeah Yeah, but he I think he stated like they could be making huge changes and obviously he won't be able to have any say in it and
01:17:40
GREASEDAPOLES
So.
01:17:49
BOAH
By the way, subscribe to my OnlyFans to get more information.
01:17:51
AstroDev
By the way, subscribe to my OnlyFans so you can see my abs.
01:17:55
GREASEDAPOLES
I'll take a look at that. This was a good season of television.
01:17:58
AstroDev
Yeah. All right.
01:18:00
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm sorry, I'm just being honest.
01:18:02
AstroDev
All right.
01:18:02
BOAH
So separating the art from the artist.
01:18:04
AstroDev
You know, real, real quick, I don't real quick, though, I tried watching the new season, Castlevania.
01:18:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, exactly, exactly, John. Exactly.
01:18:12
AstroDev
And there.
01:18:13
BOAH
Mid.
01:18:14
AstroDev
No, listen, there was not like a recap at all. And I had I got about 10 minutes in. I shut it off. I was like, I don't fucking know what's happening.
01:18:21
BOAH
Oh, yes.
01:18:22
Steve-O
You're like, I don't um remember.
01:18:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Wait, wait, Alucard showed up at the end of the first season.
01:18:25
BOAH
At the end, yeah.
01:18:25
AstroDev
I. Yeah, but dude, there's a lot more than just Alec because that's all I remember. I was like, Alucard. And then there's like this other there's a vampire goddess. And then there's ah that other vampire that has has like two faces and he's like a good
01:18:39
GREASEDAPOLES
All during the French Revolution.
01:18:41
AstroDev
Yeah. And, you know, dude, I was like, I was like, I need to shut up.
01:18:41
BOAH
Yeah, baby. Yeah, I gotta I gotta I need a recap too.
01:18:44
Steve-O
Yeah, I guarantee you there's some banger recap on heckin YouTube.
01:18:47
BOAH
I probably should have watched the recap for squid game as well, but I didn't.
01:18:48
AstroDev
No, no, that's the thing. I literally. Yeah.
01:18:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Hey, guys, you want to recap for Castlevania? Here it is.
01:18:56
AstroDev
When he went super saiyan blue and fought.
01:18:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Nocturne. He went super cyan.
01:19:00
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:19:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Did you see it when it happened?
01:19:00
Steve-O
Super Sayam. You know what had a really, really good recap, and I'm sorry I'm kind of bridging into current content, ah Severance.
01:19:02
GREASEDAPOLES
It was great.
01:19:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it did.
01:19:09
Steve-O
Severance had the pre-show recap for the previous season, but then it also had like an in-universe retelling of what happened.
01:19:10
AstroDev
Ah, does it?
01:19:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes.
01:19:17
AstroDev
Ah, man, that's awesome, yeah.
01:19:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes.
01:19:18
Steve-O
That was so good.
01:19:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Great.
01:19:20
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:19:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Very well. Some of the better exposition I've seen in a while.
01:19:24
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:19:24
GREASEDAPOLES
That was really cool, man.
01:19:25
AstroDev
There it is, good.
01:19:26
Steve-O
So like, you know, keep in mind that that was three years ago. And like, it felt like I just like plop right in and I'm like, right.
01:19:32
AstroDev
No, that's impressive because that is legitimately very good.
01:19:34
Steve-O
I remember.
01:19:36
AstroDev
ah Again, like I, I was like, I, it's not that this is bad. It's just, I literally have to stop watching this and watch a recap before I can even remotely figure out what the fuck's happening.
01:19:43
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:19:47
AstroDev
So, all right. Good for them.
01:19:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Good for them.
01:19:50
AstroDev
Uh, all right.
01:19:51
GREASEDAPOLES
All right. Next, next category. Last category.
01:19:54
AstroDev
Last category.
01:19:54
Steve-O
Last category.
01:19:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Most anticipated in 2025, folks. And it's unanimous. It's Superman, baby. Bring back hope, bring back happiness, bring back the true Superman.
01:20:09
BOAH
We need him. We need him now more than ever Mama
01:20:10
AstroDev
Bring back the trunks, baby.
01:20:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Real justice, if not only in film, please.
01:20:17
BOAH
justice. Ah, I thought you're talking about mama justice my bad thought we were uh, so we're going I thought we were doing and thought we were doing in arthur morgan
01:20:20
GREASEDAPOLES
fuck I can't I cannot stop justice my
01:20:22
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:20:22
AstroDev
Mama Mama Jess's only fans most anticipated.
01:20:31
AstroDev
I thought we were so we were having fun here.
01:20:34
GREASEDAPOLES
bed excuse me excuse me Superman what what else can we say guys
01:20:35
AstroDev
yeah
01:20:41
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:20:44
AstroDev
It's got crypto. He's got short. He's got Trump.
01:20:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Jimmy Gunn behind the camera calling the shots man.
01:20:51
AstroDev
Going to be.
01:20:53
Steve-O
James G.
01:20:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Jimmy G.
01:20:55
AstroDev
Dude, yeah, I mean, I'm kind of the more the more this year drags on, I think I'm kind of more on Team John where if this isn't good, is is I might just go away for a little bit.
01:20:57
BOAH
Jimmy G. and
01:21:07
AstroDev
Just disappear.
01:21:08
BOAH
Nah, but like, nah, I got too much invested now, Devin. yeah I think you're safe.
01:21:11
AstroDev
I mean, yeah.
01:21:12
Steve-O
this This is the Superman we need
01:21:14
BOAH
If this is bad,
Reflections and Future Speculations
01:21:15
BOAH
yeah, you'll never see me again.
01:21:15
Steve-O
right now, more more than ever.
01:21:17
GREASEDAPOLES
But will that be the Superman that most people want to see?
01:21:21
AstroDev
Yeah. I mean, listen, we'll all disappears if John might.
01:21:24
BOAH
No, I don't care. I don't care if it does well.
01:21:25
Steve-O
Donald, disappear us.
01:21:26
BOAH
I just I just wanted to be good.
01:21:27
GREASEDAPOLES
I agree. I agree.
01:21:28
AstroDev
Yeah. i'm saying if it's bad Yeah.
01:21:28
GREASEDAPOLES
John, a hundred percent.
01:21:28
BOAH
I just wanted to be good.
01:21:30
GREASEDAPOLES
I just want it to be good.
01:21:30
AstroDev
No, if it's.
01:21:31
GREASEDAPOLES
I agree.
01:21:33
AstroDev
Yeah. Like suicide squad.
01:21:34
BOAH
But also, we we do need we do need it to to do well as well.
01:21:35
AstroDev
Great. Do well.
01:21:37
GREASEDAPOLES
If it doesn't do well, Jimmy Gunn is going to be thrown into a gutter and cut into a thousand piece.
01:21:37
BOAH
Just yeah, then we're then we're fucked.
01:21:44
BOAH
Well, no, no, dude, they got the thing of fucking bat the Batman. That's the fucking. That's the contingency plan. They'll just.
01:21:52
AstroDev
Oh yeah, that movie.
01:21:53
BOAH
I'll just pivot to that.
01:21:53
GREASEDAPOLES
That's the break the glass I Don't know I don't know if James Gunn is gonna stick around if Superman doesn't do all that the thing.
01:21:53
Steve-O
You got the Batman, you get this.
01:21:56
BOAH
I'll just pivot to that.
01:22:03
Steve-O
Hey, Creature Commanders has been really fun.
01:22:03
GREASEDAPOLES
I like James. It has been I I finished
01:22:07
BOAH
Everybody loves Creature Commanders.
01:22:07
Steve-O
I'm not up to date.
01:22:08
Steve-O
The last one I watched was the the robot GI1, which that was an amazing episode.
01:22:13
GREASEDAPOLES
i Finished them all I finished the series.
01:22:15
AstroDev
Oh, I did finish it. I finished it.
01:22:16
GREASEDAPOLES
I really really liked it.
01:22:18
BOAH
Was it awesome?
01:22:18
GREASEDAPOLES
I yeah, I really really liked it Every episode is is it?
01:22:19
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:22:19
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:22:19
BOAH
I need to watch it.
01:22:20
AstroDev
it's good
01:22:21
Steve-O
It's it's really fun, John.
01:22:23
BOAH
Man, was it cool one when Batman showed up? Was it awesome?
01:22:27
Steve-O
You know, I didn't expect as much. Heck, what's the band that's, like, start wearing purple, wearing purple? blam Blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:22:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh Who is that?
01:22:35
AstroDev
Oh, but ah go, go board.
01:22:36
Steve-O
Uh, yeah, yeah, there's so much go-go bordello in this show. I was not ready for that.
01:22:41
AstroDev
Yeah, it was driving Jenny up a wall because she's like, it's so misplaced.
01:22:42
GREASEDAPOLES
There is a
01:22:46
AstroDev
And I was like, okay, I guess.
01:22:48
GREASEDAPOLES
It's kind of silly, you know, that's kind of the way I look at it like they're I Don't either I agree.
01:22:50
AstroDev
I know. I just don't like go, go board.
01:22:56
Steve-O
I'm, yeah.
01:22:56
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm not a huge man, but it I think it does fit It's goofy
01:23:00
Steve-O
I know like when he writes stuff, he listens to music. So I guarantee like that was the playlist he was listening to while writing.
01:23:10
AstroDev
I mean, it was definitely fitting to like, you know, if it didn't all take place in fictional polka stand or wherever the fuck they were.
01:23:14
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:23:18
GREASEDAPOLES
i did The setting and also it's just such silly music. That's the only way I could describe it.
01:23:21
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:23:21
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:23:23
GREASEDAPOLES
It sounds silly um Yeah, I think I really like that series I like Peacemaker I want to know a season of that Like there's a lot of stuff hinging.
01:23:34
Steve-O
They're doing a new season, right?
01:23:35
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:23:36
GREASEDAPOLES
I hope I hope
01:23:36
AstroDev
Yeah. Yeah, they are.
01:23:37
Steve-O
i think I think they said, yeah, they're doing a new season and all of it is canon except for the very end.
01:23:43
AstroDev
Yeah, what you said he explains pretty much.
01:23:45
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:23:47
GREASEDAPOLES
um Yeah, I just, i you know, I like James Gunn and I want this to be successful. I also, I i care more about it being good than it being successful, of course, but like, you know.
01:23:58
Steve-O
It'd be nice.
01:23:59
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:24:01
BOAH
But we need ah we need like penguin shit. We need to be good and successful, you know?
01:24:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
01:24:08
Steve-O
I needed to pay bills for other people to keep writing stuff of that quality for these characters that we love.
01:24:14
GREASEDAPOLES
now Now here's the opposite optimistic,
01:24:15
BOAH
Right.
01:24:18
GREASEDAPOLES
perspective is maybe, you know, the Trump presidency is so awful that people want to escape into something that's a little bit more happy and hopeful and nice.
01:24:24
AstroDev
which We have to see it, yeah.
01:24:27
Steve-O
I need a happy, I need a big happy boy.
01:24:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:24:31
AstroDev
dude We have like three Lex Luthor's like fucking hanging around in the cabinet like we got to do something.
01:24:35
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah You're right.
01:24:36
Steve-O
Dude, literally that inauguration, it was like Jeff Bezos in the background and Elon Musk shaking his head like he had neuro link going.
01:24:40
AstroDev
Yeah, you got.
01:24:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Little mo Marky Zuckerberg fucking hanging out with his no friends, his wife, you know.
01:24:44
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:24:48
Steve-O
The C3PO of the billionaires.
01:24:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Looking on with his dead eyes. Yeah, that guy.
01:24:58
GREASEDAPOLES
ah But anyway.
01:24:59
AstroDev
Well, that's it. That's a wrap.
01:25:00
Steve-O
We're done. That's 2024 in a nutshell.
01:25:03
GREASEDAPOLES
That's it, babe.
01:25:03
AstroDev
Sorry. It took like a month, but hey, there's a lot.
01:25:04
GREASEDAPOLES
That's all of it.
01:25:06
Steve-O
There's a lot.
01:25:06
GREASEDAPOLES
You think.
01:25:08
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:25:09
GREASEDAPOLES
We can we can probably run through some some other current events, right?
01:25:13
AstroDev
Yeah. Could.
01:25:14
Steve-O
Dude, 2025.
01:25:14
GREASEDAPOLES
You want it? You want to?
01:25:15
Steve-O
We've been living in it for 20 days now.
01:25:17
AstroDev
Yeah, we almost sounds like a threat, but yeah.
01:25:18
GREASEDAPOLES
I want to say I. I watched a few films. I watched one film, actually.
01:25:26
AstroDev
oh You know, i'm not going you were like hyping us up.
01:25:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, no, I watched.
01:25:31
AstroDev
You know, I watched so many movies.
01:25:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Shut up.
01:25:33
BOAH
I watched all these movies, bro.
01:25:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Everybody shut up. I watched both Wicked Part One and Amelia Prez. I didn't really talk about Elia.
01:25:39
BOAH
Oh, shit, which one was better, which one was better?
01:25:39
AstroDev
Oh, whoa.
01:25:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, wi Wicked Part One.
01:25:43
AstroDev
Oh my God.
01:25:43
BOAH
OK, I was going to wait.
01:25:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Come on.
01:25:45
BOAH
so So because Amelia Perez won the fucking ah Golden in Globe, right?
01:25:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it did.
01:25:51
BOAH
A lot of people were were off put by it.
01:25:51
AstroDev
Did it deserve it, Chris?
01:25:53
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
01:25:53
AstroDev
and No. What do you know?
01:25:55
GREASEDAPOLES
No, absolutely not. It's a messy, incoherent, insensitive movie.
01:26:03
AstroDev
Yeah. Uh, what about man to a woman, woman to man?
01:26:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:26:04
BOAH
Gross.
01:26:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, here's the deal. they're there' Like with with Wicked, I feel like the production of the the the the musical, the songs themselves, great. They're wonderful. Like the money goes into those songs in particular. And and that's where it has it over Amelia Perez. i like there's I didn't like anything about it.
01:26:31
AstroDev
yeah
01:26:33
GREASEDAPOLES
I like the I I thought it was really insensitive that the the the lead character who transitions into a woman ends up making a foundation about the victims of the cartel, but uses that to to to to woo a victim of the cartel who he was part of.
01:26:49
BOAH
fuck what in the world
01:26:57
AstroDev
Of course.
01:27:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Listen, this movie is a messy, messy, incoherent, just like complex plot that music does not serve well. I personally, I'm not a music musical fan, but I think that the plot should be somewhat simple in a musical.
01:27:19
BOAH
Yeah, like easy to follow so you know.
01:27:21
GREASEDAPOLES
easy to follow like, like wicked was wicked.
01:27:22
BOAH
Right?
01:27:24
GREASEDAPOLES
It has a very easy to follow plot. The music expands on the, uh, the exposition explains, uh, and it's also character development, which is cool.
01:27:36
GREASEDAPOLES
I felt like Amelia Perez. There were a few songs that just felt like, Oh, let's start singing and dancing. And to me, they, my dad really liked wicked.
01:27:42
BOAH
Wait, did you watch it with your parents that they like wicked?
01:27:47
BOAH
OK.
01:27:47
GREASEDAPOLES
I, I liked wicked. I think there are,
01:27:50
BOAH
It was good, right?
01:27:51
GREASEDAPOLES
It was good.
01:27:52
BOAH
And you said you don't like musicals. So like, I figured you going in there, you probably would have expected to just not like it at all.
01:27:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, here's the issue. like I liked at all the music. I didn't really like anything else though. That's my issue with Wicked.
01:28:06
GREASEDAPOLES
like i I think it's too long.
01:28:07
BOAH
OK.
01:28:10
GREASEDAPOLES
I think it's about 30 minutes too long. I think there's so many of these expository scenes where they're explaining ah who, uh, uh, uh, uh, Alpha Bo is and what her powers are.
01:28:26
GREASEDAPOLES
And i I kind of like it when they're either showing what her powers are or she's singing about what she can do. Um, when they're just explaining, it's just feels like it bogs the movie down.
01:28:39
GREASEDAPOLES
I didn't like the fucking CGI action sequence with the flying monkeys of those really stupid. but I didn't like the escape with the balloon.
01:28:46
AstroDev
Good. What was ah was your favorite song? What's your favorite song?
01:28:50
GREASEDAPOLES
So there's two. um It's either, it's Defying Gravity is that whole sequence is fucking great.
01:28:50
BOAH
Is popular Yeah It was awesome, right that was I Didn't know like I'll tell you that I didn't know anything about wicked I knew it was really popular and I knew I didn't know I I'd never even heard a song from it And I was like man this this song is a fucking banger I was like no wonder no wonder this ah this musical is like one of the most popular musicals like ever because like
01:28:51
AstroDev
OK.
01:28:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Like it really is.
01:29:08
GREASEDAPOLES
That song is great.
01:29:13
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:29:14
GREASEDAPOLES
That's always great. And the CGI and the, the actual effects of everything that all works, I think extraordinarily well.
01:29:20
BOAH
They were singing. and I read that they were singing doing the like they didn't just lip sync. I mean, like they record, they pre-recorded everything. But when they acted the scenes out, like with the green screen and stuff, they were actually singing the songs just to, you know, but which is which is cool.
01:29:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, no, it feels like they're really belting it out there.
01:29:37
BOAH
Yeah.
01:29:37
GREASEDAPOLES
It looks like they are too. And the benefit of having two people that can actually really sing too, because like,
01:29:42
BOAH
Sing, yeah, to actually tell because you watch the Joker.
01:29:46
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:29:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Exactly.
01:29:48
BOAH
and It's it's way way different vibe way different as a goat
01:29:52
GREASEDAPOLES
I was surprised by Peter Dinklage. I think he can really carry a tune. I think he's got a good voice. um I like the whole goat animal subplot.
01:30:03
AstroDev
Was that your other, favorite was that your other favorite song?
01:30:06
GREASEDAPOLES
um No, actually, my other favorite song would be I don't know the name, the name of the song, but it's the the song in the library.
01:30:07
AstroDev
Oh,
01:30:15
GREASEDAPOLES
That whole sequence is is wonderful Yeah, he's like you know the learn shit just like have a good time, you know and they have like Yeah dancing view life the word they have the rope The rotating the rotating of the library wrote the rotating library with the poles that they're all kind of like doing Acrobatics on that looks awesome at all though
01:30:15
AstroDev
oh dude. Yeah. Yeah. The, uh, where he's talking about fuck books, basically.
01:30:19
BOAH
Yeah That's one with the fucking the rotating rooms the that's so cool
01:30:25
AstroDev
ah Yeah. I think it's, yeah. I think it's dancing through life. I think maybe. Yeah.
01:30:34
AstroDev
Yeah, dude.
01:30:43
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:30:43
BOAH
Musicals gotta be mid right because they don't have access to all these special effects. That's good musicals gotta be ass compared to this, right?
01:30:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, that's the thing. i Well, here's where I kind of, I'll push back a little bit on that.
01:30:51
BOAH
The Broadway I mean the Broadway I mean Yeah I Do understand I do understand
01:30:54
GREASEDAPOLES
I think that the Broadway story probably is more of a concise story that gets to the point, that moves the plot, that's paced well. I think the pacing, there's a lot of issues with that in this movie.
01:31:07
GREASEDAPOLES
I think scenes are extended too long.
01:31:11
BOAH
I understand splitting them up, though. I mean, aside from the.
01:31:14
GREASEDAPOLES
I kind of don't, I don't understand that.
01:31:16
BOAH
Aside from the typical, like, unless you're going to put like, are you going to put an intermission in this? Like, if you do that, then and make it like a four hour movie, then maybe.
01:31:23
GREASEDAPOLES
I'd say make it three hours and get to the point.
01:31:26
BOAH
Yeah, but if but the thing is, like, from what I read, like what I read about the musical is like the fine gravity happens and then and then curtain comes down and then you get your 40 minute intermission and during the during the Broadway.
01:31:27
GREASEDAPOLES
That's me. That's me.
01:31:37
GREASEDAPOLES
That's fine. I think you could do that at the hour 30 Mark. I think it's not so much that it functions.
01:31:44
BOAH
What was the last time we had an intermission in like a big movie?
01:31:48
AstroDev
ah I think so, yeah.
01:31:48
BOAH
Was it Hateful Eight?
01:31:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Hey boy.
01:31:50
Steve-O
That's the last one I remember.
01:31:50
BOAH
Was that the last one?
01:31:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Hey boy. Yeah. I think so. I don't mind intermissions. I i prefer, I prefer intermissions over good pacing.
01:31:56
BOAH
i like I like them too, yeah. i love I love Seven Samurai.
01:32:00
GREASEDAPOLES
I like but do know how to pace a movie.
01:32:02
BOAH
Seven Samurai is one of my favorite movies of all time. And that has an intermission.
01:32:07
GREASEDAPOLES
John, you knew how to pace it. And I, I, yeah yeah I did not like the pacing of this movie.
01:32:08
BOAH
Who, Kurosawa? Nah, dude, he's no way. Get out of here.
01:32:16
GREASEDAPOLES
I didn't. And I get why they did it. I get why they did it because they wanted, To appeal to the people that love the musical and they want to extend these scenes that are really big and important and I Yeah,
01:32:29
BOAH
Yeah, they like added some stuff, too. I heard like the whole like the ballroom dance scene.
01:32:36
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah I wasn't a big fan of that to be honest I Get it It's
01:32:38
BOAH
that Dude, when I watched it in the theaters, like there were people all around me like just sobbing through it. And then I read later, i read later though, that that's not even a thing in the Broadway. like That's not a thing. like They don't even really have that scene, which is like kind of crazy to me.
01:32:52
GREASEDAPOLES
It felt a little ham-fisted for me. That's me. i That's my opinion. I don't think this is a bad movie, though. Like, I think it's it's it's really good.
01:33:01
AstroDev
Yeah movie hits dude, yeah I'll
01:33:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Like, the the points where it needs to hit, I think it hits.
01:33:05
BOAH
So here's my question. You're going to watch the second one in the theater when it comes out?
01:33:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Not in the theater.
01:33:09
AstroDev
come on come with us.
01:33:09
BOAH
Oh, come on. We have a boys night out.
01:33:09
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't know.
01:33:12
AstroDev
We'll sing We're back
01:33:12
Steve-O
Come on.
01:33:13
BOAH
Boys do wicked. Boys do wicked night out.
01:33:15
GREASEDAPOLES
If everybody goes, I'll go.
01:33:15
AstroDev
yeah no All right, Steve, you gotta watch Wicked now.
01:33:17
GREASEDAPOLES
like
01:33:18
BOAH
As I heard, um, yeah, because there's some other shit like one of those characters is the scarecrow, like one of the characters that we met an actor becomes a scarecrow.
01:33:19
Steve-O
Yeah, I still gotta watch working.
01:33:30
BOAH
I think the lion that they have, the lion cub becomes the cowardly lion. Like, there's some shit, man.
01:33:37
GREASEDAPOLES
So it's it is, there's some cool deep cuts to Wizard of Oz, which I kind of like Wizard of Oz.
01:33:37
BOAH
Some stuff.
01:33:42
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm not like, I don't hate it. I think it's really cool movie.
01:33:46
BOAH
Yeah, I'm not going to put a poster of Wizard of Oz up in my room, but like.
01:33:50
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't, I like the lore. I like the only thing that really, I will tell you, no.
01:33:55
BOAH
Did that guy really kill himself? Did that munchkin really kill himself in the back?
01:33:57
AstroDev
No, it's been.
01:33:58
Steve-O
No, no, no, that's just a stork shadow.
01:33:59
BOAH
They dispelled it? Oh, bro.
01:34:01
GREASEDAPOLES
ah The thing that drives me up the fucking wall, though, about this movie, my pet peeve about this movie, is how they mispronounce words.
01:34:01
Steve-O
It's a stork shadow.
01:34:01
BOAH
See, I love that kind of. I like lore.
01:34:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, con-gradu- con-gu-dulation, and shit like that, like, oh god, that just, it's just like nails on the chalkboard.
01:34:15
AstroDev
oh
01:34:19
AstroDev
Can I say my weird, like borderline fucking brain damage self, every time they said she is university, I throw up like gang signs.
01:34:19
GREASEDAPOLES
I
01:34:29
AstroDev
I was like, yo, she is university. And I was just fucking do it in the theater.
01:34:33
GREASEDAPOLES
I kind of liked, I liked Oz more than, than Shiz University.
01:34:33
AstroDev
And I still do it to this day.
01:34:38
GREASEDAPOLES
I really, I liked the second half.
01:34:39
AstroDev
ah sochith University for what? 45 year old people like they're all, they're all clearly in their mid to late thirties.
01:34:43
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah but
01:34:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Shiz University was the Oz stuff.
01:34:48
AstroDev
Yeah, that odd shit was nice. It was sick.
01:34:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Really? I think the second half of this movie is the, is the best half. I think, but, um, I think that was a good set.
01:35:00
BOAH
Well, you know, i'm um i'm surprised I'm surprised that you liked it, Chris.
01:35:01
GREASEDAPOLES
I'll give it a good set.
01:35:04
BOAH
I actually am.
01:35:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, no, I think it was watching that and Amelia Perez so close to one another. I was like, I watched him ah watched Amelia Perez first and then like a couple of days later, I think a week later I watched Wicked part one and I was like, oh.
01:35:09
AstroDev
here we what do what do yeah like
01:35:09
BOAH
but Wait, which one did you watch first?
01:35:11
BOAH
Yeah, which one did you watch first?
01:35:11
Steve-O
Thank you.
01:35:21
AstroDev
so how long did it or is it still in your head where do you go penis to vagina like are you still humming that humming that thing
01:35:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh no, that whole sequence is so awkward and weird.
01:35:28
BOAH
oh man wait so is it really it's really a cringy it's really ah like a really cringy uh movie to sit through mealy prez
01:35:35
GREASEDAPOLES
I think there is one one really good musical number, and that's with ah Zoe Saldana, who I think is the best part of that movie, um where they create that foundation to help member people that have been destroyed, their family's been destroyed by the cartel. She's trying to get money from all these rich donors. And there's a sequence where she's dancing around like the mall. They're like, I'm gonna get your money.
01:36:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Like your money's mine, like to help these people, whether you like it or not. That I think is the only good song that really, where I was like, okay, I, I, I get where people are are seeing the, the big grandiose version of this movie, but ultimately it's just a mess.
01:36:10
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:36:23
GREASEDAPOLES
It's a fucking mess and it's insensitive. And, uh, it's a kill, kill for me.
01:36:28
BOAH
Jesus Christ, the Golden Globe winner is a kill.
01:36:30
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm, I don't think it should have been nominated.
01:36:32
AstroDev
You know, I mean, dude, yeah, it's insane that it's like they're fucking let out of I don't know.
01:36:32
BOAH
That's wild.
01:36:36
BOAH
It's really that bad.
01:36:40
GREASEDAPOLES
It's pure, it's pandering.
01:36:40
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:36:41
BOAH
Yeah, what do you think? Yeah, what do you think is the reason they want?
01:36:44
GREASEDAPOLES
It's a pandering bullshit movie and Wicked, it does pander, but it's and it's better made.
01:36:49
AstroDev
Wicked was huge, right?
01:36:50
BOAH
It panders to the wicked fans.
01:36:52
AstroDev
It was too straight, let's be honest. Yeah.
01:36:54
GREASEDAPOLES
It's a better made movie and it knows that a musical shouldn't have a stupid convoluted plot, like just keep it streamlined. So um yeah, I like, wait, good sip.
01:37:06
BOAH
Interesting.
01:37:08
GREASEDAPOLES
I really enjoyed it. I enjoyed watching it.
01:37:10
BOAH
Steve, you got to watch Wicked.
01:37:12
AstroDev
You know, come on, Chris.
01:37:12
Steve-O
I gotta watch Sonic 2, 3, 4.
01:37:12
BOAH
Who in honor? Oh, you don't want Sonic 3?
01:37:16
BOAH
Wait, Chris, did you find Sonic 3 anywhere yet?
01:37:16
Steve-O
Man.
01:37:19
Steve-O
Yeah, you playing Sonic? You eating Sonic?
01:37:20
GREASEDAPOLES
I haven't even finished Sonic 2 yet.
01:37:20
BOAH
Why are you watching them all?
01:37:20
Steve-O
You dreaming?
01:37:22
GREASEDAPOLES
I watched one.
01:37:23
Steve-O
Oh, you gotta finish.
01:37:24
BOAH
You just got to watch.
01:37:24
Steve-O
You know what? You know what? He falls asleep every time they go to the wedding scene.
01:37:25
BOAH
It's Sonic. you know Spoiler.
01:37:28
GREASEDAPOLES
What can I say?
01:37:28
BOAH
Chris, spoiler.
01:37:30
GREASEDAPOLES
The first Sonic movie is a total ripoff of E.T.
01:37:30
BOAH
Chris, here's a spoiler.
01:37:33
GREASEDAPOLES
It totally is, I'm sorry.
01:37:34
AstroDev
What?
01:37:34
BOAH
everything though Everything is a ripoff. T-E-T, though. you Think about it.
01:37:37
GREASEDAPOLES
I know, but it's it's like a blatant ripoff, man.
01:37:40
AstroDev
Who's the Dr. Robotnik in ET, dude? It's been a minute since I've seen him.
01:37:44
GREASEDAPOLES
The government is just one person.
01:37:45
BOAH
Government, dog.
01:37:45
AstroDev
Oh, no. He's Dr. Robotnik.
01:37:50
Steve-O
But like, what if Elliot was a cop?
01:37:50
BOAH
Well, here's a spoiler for Sonic 2. Sonic 2 doesn't have galvanized in it.
01:37:54
GREASEDAPOLES
You know what? You know what was funny? I watched Sonic 1 the same time I watched a no name norm. And I was like, there's so many similarities.
01:38:00
AstroDev
yeah
01:38:02
Steve-O
The crossover, man.
01:38:02
AstroDev
yeah
01:38:03
BOAH
No. No.
01:38:04
GREASEDAPOLES
There's so many similarities.
01:38:08
AstroDev
You know, I ah you know, all right. I finished Arkane season two.
01:38:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, big time over here.
01:38:15
Steve-O
Oh, how was, how was.
01:38:15
AstroDev
ah
01:38:19
AstroDev
Good.
01:38:20
Steve-O
Yeah, just good.
01:38:20
BOAH
Whoa.
01:38:21
Steve-O
That seems like a problem.
01:38:22
AstroDev
The ending gets a little weird.
01:38:22
BOAH
That's a kill.
01:38:24
AstroDev
The ending gets a little it's it's a little heady.
01:38:24
BOAH
That's a kill on sight. That's a kill on sight.
01:38:27
AstroDev
It's a little heady. I'll be honest.
01:38:29
Steve-O
Okay.
01:38:29
AstroDev
I'm like, I don't know if I I don't know if this is just not great storytelling or because some of it is like still like peak. But I'm like, I don't know if this is just storytelling, it's all fucked, or if there's just a direction the lore goes that I'm like way, I'm like, I'm not there.
01:38:45
Steve-O
I got two, three episodes in and I was enjoying it, but that's worrying.
01:38:48
AstroDev
No, no, dude, it's still, it's still really good. It's just like the last episode, kind of the last two.
01:38:52
Steve-O
Does someone die and their bones, like, scatter the earth and make a plant grow or something?
01:39:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Why are you so concerned about bones, man?
01:39:01
AstroDev
No, no, but.
01:39:03
Steve-O
Nah, I mean, wouldn't you be concerned about bones?
01:39:05
AstroDev
No, but it's a threat.
01:39:05
Steve-O
Come on, they're scary.
01:39:06
AstroDev
it No, but it's a threat.
01:39:07
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:39:08
AstroDev
to you yeah Yeah, it's like a whole it's actually like the entire ending of the it's a threat.
01:39:08
Steve-O
It is a threat, like it is impossible, like...
01:39:14
Steve-O
Uh...
01:39:15
AstroDev
You just got to watch it. You just got to watch it because there's a point where I was like, yo, did I fucking just fall because I wasn't mainlining it like I was watching like an episode and taking like.
01:39:24
Steve-O
Yeah, that's kind of what I'm doing, like picking at it.
01:39:26
AstroDev
Yeah, but ah yeah, I would just say you'll hit a point where you're like, did I fucking totally forget something? The answer is no. It's just explain later.
01:39:37
AstroDev
And it's just kind of one of my least favorite things TV shows do.
01:39:41
Steve-O
I get that, yeah.
01:39:42
AstroDev
And I was like, OK, but it still looks gorgeous. It still is very good.
01:39:45
Steve-O
Mm hmm. That fight scene where Jinx makes the arm for the one lady and they fight in like that alley and it's like it's like a fucking like a slot machine arm.
01:39:47
AstroDev
It's just.
01:39:53
AstroDev
Yeah, right. I mean,
01:39:59
Steve-O
That was awesome.
01:39:59
AstroDev
Yeah. ah There's also there's an amazing fight with the the um the the one woman's mom, like the warmonger mom.
01:40:09
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
01:40:10
AstroDev
She's that that is wonderful. there's There's a sequence with her.
01:40:14
Steve-O
That's cool.
01:40:14
AstroDev
And I was like, yes, this is a bad.
01:40:15
Steve-O
It's, I think like, yeah, this season is is beautiful. They definitely have a higher budget.
01:40:19
AstroDev
It's just yeah, it's just like a chain that ah it seems a little rushed narratively. because it is only two seasons. Like that's it.
01:40:28
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:40:29
AstroDev
That's all we're getting. ah But I finished that. I finished ah season two of Big Little Lies, which is terrible, terrible, dude.
01:40:38
BOAH
Oh, man, what'd you think?
01:40:41
AstroDev
One good plot line through five different characters. And it's it's it really like the more I thought about it.
01:40:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Woof.
01:40:47
BOAH
And it's at its Meryl Streep at its Meryl Streep.
01:40:49
AstroDev
Yeah, but the more I thought about it, the more angry it made me.
01:40:53
BOAH
Dude, she's got like, though, in that season, man.
01:40:55
AstroDev
Yeah, like yeah but dude, dude, when nothing else is remotely good, like borderline insulting like to your intelligence.
01:41:01
BOAH
Not going to lie, I don't I got to like refresh myself for because it's been a while.
01:41:03
AstroDev
Yeah. Now, dude, it's not even worth it. This is not good.
01:41:07
BOAH
Damn, bro.
01:41:07
AstroDev
um I will say the most disappointed I was was me watching juror number two.
01:41:09
BOAH
Savage.
01:41:16
AstroDev
um It just seemed.
01:41:17
BOAH
You didn't like it.
01:41:20
AstroDev
No, I kind of didn't. Like, it's not terrible.
01:41:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah, it was a bad movie.
01:41:23
AstroDev
I wouldn't even say it's bad, but it's just like.
01:41:25
BOAH
Yeah, I mean, I didn't say I didn't say it was a great movie, but like it was like, you know.
01:41:28
AstroDev
You know what it felt like? It kind of felt like I'm 14 and this is so deep type thing. Like when ah Nicholas Holtz, like explaining he's like fucking explaining to people, he's like, well, I was an alcoholic.
01:41:41
AstroDev
and I changed my life around. And then there that bald guy was like, yeah, I never thought about like changing my opinion about how people could actually be more than just like an archetype. And I was like, what the fuck is this? And it just kind of, I don't know.
01:41:54
AstroDev
It never gets out of second gear to me.
01:41:56
GREASEDAPOLES
I think it's, um, I didn't really look at it as much of like, like a real movie as it is like a question, like a question.
01:42:03
BOAH
Yeah, it's like ah it's like a thought experiment. Yeah, like a thought experiment or a discussion builder.
01:42:06
AstroDev
Yeah, but it's it's just, again, it's really surface level. It felt very surface level.
01:42:11
BOAH
I thought that, but the thing is like the acting, like some of the acting is like actually pretty good in the movie.
01:42:16
AstroDev
No, yeah, yeah, exactly.
01:42:16
BOAH
though so
01:42:17
AstroDev
um But dude, I don't know. I was just like, because one, you're just like in no fucking universe with this but this like court case still be going.
01:42:25
GREASEDAPOLES
No, it's incredibly convoluted.
01:42:27
AstroDev
Yeah, you're like, this would have been thrown out a million times.
01:42:28
GREASEDAPOLES
it's an It's a convoluted movie, but it's it's just like a moral question.
01:42:30
AstroDev
And also the...
01:42:32
BOAH
Yeah, because the you know, the real yeah, the real yeah, that's the thing. It's not it's not it's not that realistic.
01:42:36
AstroDev
Dude, the best, the best plot they just kind of abandoned though, like fucking Jason Simmons.
01:42:40
BOAH
Well, JK Simmons.
01:42:42
AstroDev
I was like, Oh man, this is going to be cool.
01:42:43
GREASEDAPOLES
They do.
01:42:44
AstroDev
And then they just, all right, bye.
01:42:46
BOAH
No, because like in the in the real world, that dude wouldn't have any fucking he would just not say anything.
01:42:47
AstroDev
<unk> like
01:42:53
BOAH
I mean, and that's how I see it like this.
01:42:53
AstroDev
Yeah. yeah
01:42:56
BOAH
If this ever happened ever and like in real life, the dude just never said anything and didn't even care.
01:43:01
AstroDev
Oh my God. Yeah. And also like, there's just a kind of a big moment that you think is going to be like a scene and they just happens off screen and you're like, Oh, okay. you No, like the, like where he spoilers, uh, where he just kind of like, Oh yeah, he's guilty.
01:43:10
BOAH
The end.
01:43:18
AstroDev
He just kind of agreed.
01:43:19
BOAH
Oh, yeah.
01:43:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm, he gives Well, but it's it's it's in it's a very old-fashioned movie where you're given this scenario and you're not given a lot of details.
01:43:21
AstroDev
Yeah. I, and it's just, I don't, there's some of it's a little hamper.
01:43:25
BOAH
yeah crystal Yeah, I mean, yeah, the the the thing, yeah, my issue too with all that stuff is like they never really. There were still always the possibility that he just hit a deer like.
01:43:35
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:43:36
BOAH
You know, you never know.
01:43:42
AstroDev
Yeah, i I guess I was just I was sitting in hoping for like a page turner and it just kind of was like.
01:43:43
BOAH
Yeah.
01:43:50
BOAH
I thought it was a page turner, though, you know, I thought it was like I was I was I was engaged when I was watching it and it sparked a discussion between Sam and I ah went pretty deep after and that's what it was for.
01:43:52
AstroDev
I don't know.
01:44:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's what I think that movie is for, really.
01:44:04
BOAH
Right. It wasn't I wasn't supposed to. I wasn't expecting fucking fucking throne of blood.
01:44:09
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't think it was as good as, or like, or I don't think it was as good as like Gone Baby Gone.
01:44:11
BOAH
I just.
01:44:11
AstroDev
like Yeah.
01:44:15
GREASEDAPOLES
I think that had more realistic characters.
01:44:15
AstroDev
yeah Well, that that's the thing. Like things like that, like Conplay gave me like gone, but like in terms of like, Ooh, like what's happening next? Right. And I was just like, okay. Okay.
01:44:27
BOAH
I think it's too hard on it Devin you hated it Sounds like a Chris sounds like we got a monkey man situation on our hands again here And I'm glad I watched this movie
01:44:28
AstroDev
Oh yeah. Okay. I just again, I was like, it was good. I was just kind of like for what my expectations were because I was the first guy that was like, yeah, it looks good.
01:44:40
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:44:40
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:44:43
AstroDev
I'll take it.
01:44:43
GREASEDAPOLES
You don't like an old man's movie?
01:44:45
BOAH
I'm glad I watched it before I asked you if it was good, Devin.
01:44:48
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:44:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Watch this old man movie.
01:44:49
BOAH
Because I would have never seen it.
01:44:51
AstroDev
I do.
01:44:51
GREASEDAPOLES
It's for old men.
01:44:51
AstroDev
I like old man movies. I try.
01:44:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Come on.
01:44:54
AstroDev
I try to like old man movies.
01:44:54
BOAH
ah and We got another monkey man situations here.
01:44:57
AstroDev
Yeah, so.
01:44:57
GREASEDAPOLES
You're like monkey man, you're like old man. Come on, Devin.
01:45:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Uh, I, I watched the, I watched the new episode of severance to second season, first episode episodic.
01:45:05
AstroDev
but working like great
01:45:09
Steve-O
Yeah, me too.
01:45:09
AstroDev
Yeah. So is that, is that episodic or is it all coming out?
01:45:13
Steve-O
It's episodic.
01:45:14
AstroDev
Oh, that gives me time.
01:45:16
Steve-O
Every Friday, right?
01:45:17
GREASEDAPOLES
It every Friday. Yeah. Uh, that's 24th it's going to be on. So, uh, yeah, I really liked it. I really like where this season is headed to.
01:45:28
Steve-O
Uh-huh.
01:45:29
GREASEDAPOLES
I really enjoy some of the new characters as well.
01:45:29
AstroDev
ah was a
01:45:35
Steve-O
Uh-huh.
01:45:37
GREASEDAPOLES
One in particular that shocks everybody that's there.
01:45:40
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:45:41
AstroDev
OK.
01:45:42
Steve-O
I know who you're talking about exactly.
01:45:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Cause that she, she is, she's a cold one.
01:45:46
AstroDev
All right. Oh, OK.
01:45:49
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Yeah,
01:45:49
Steve-O
it's It's shocking.
01:45:50
AstroDev
I didn't know I didn't know if you were going.
01:45:51
Steve-O
Like some of the eye acting is like way above like the level it should be.
01:45:57
AstroDev
Oh, are we are we talking like is this getting like mama justice territory or are we just like, OK.
01:45:57
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah. yeah and
01:46:02
GREASEDAPOLES
oh No, no, no just weird and cold and dark very dark like the implications are
01:46:06
AstroDev
OK.
01:46:09
AstroDev
All right. I will say, i so I think it makes it all fair, but i I went to watch it and then I was like, Jenny, did you see this? And she's like, no. And I was like, well, let's just rewatch it. And then I'm actually like the first three episodes. And it was just like. ah It sounds like there's a really they do a really good job of recapping the things like that, but it's just really cool to get like.
01:46:33
AstroDev
of reintroduced to these characters, like the brother or the brother in law character. I'm like, oh, that's right. This guy's like a big weed, but he's kind of earnest.
01:46:40
Steve-O
Mm-hmm Yeah, you know what honestly you're right You got seven bullets I got eight
01:46:40
GREASEDAPOLES
I thought, believe it or not, I found a lot of comparisons to this, to the second season of Squid Game, in a lot of ways.
01:46:42
AstroDev
Like, you know.
01:46:52
AstroDev
Oh, oh, so the season. but So nine is going to end up in like a shootout where like everybody's playing right now.
01:46:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, no, but there's something I noticed, but both with Squid Game and this, and it's not a spoiler,
01:47:01
AstroDev
I hope not. Jesus. Nice. Yeah.
01:47:10
GREASEDAPOLES
that I just kind of figured out, I think. I just kind of put the two and two together. Both shows, both main characters of the shows, they're all in like infantilized.
01:47:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Like they're treated like children in in a lot of ways.
01:47:27
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:47:30
GREASEDAPOLES
And there's something in this new new episode where they take something and they just infantilize it and they just make it seem like nothing. And it's, I think it's done better in severance in that regard.
01:47:47
GREASEDAPOLES
I think, Steve, you kind of know what I'm talking about with there's something that they're shown.
01:47:48
AstroDev
Okay.
01:47:52
Steve-O
Yes.
01:47:53
GREASEDAPOLES
That's like, it's such a, it's a real like, oh, you thought you did something, but you didn't. Like that kind of thing.
01:48:00
Steve-O
Right.
01:48:01
GREASEDAPOLES
um Yeah, I think that's, it's done so well. And yeah, there's a lot of similarities with ah a lot of,
01:48:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Plot that's going on a lot of the plot devices that are that are going on one in particular is a theory that I have Yeah, I don't want to say it Yeah, yeah like Yeah, there's there's something in particular that I'm like.
01:48:19
Steve-O
Oh, I kind of want to hear your theory at some point, though. Not on here, but you know, you could talk to me after.
01:48:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, well. It's I think it's pretty obvious, too That's very similar squid game, too You know
01:48:36
Steve-O
Mm-hmm. I think I know the theory you're talking about so excited.
01:48:37
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Right. Yeah. you've Yeah. That's pretty obvious. Right. um Cool. Very cool. And it's like ah like a ticking time bomb season. You know, you're like, oh, something. There's something here.
01:48:53
Steve-O
It's just Severance is just weird office lost. But like, yeah, those the squid games tie in that you're talking about. It's like so in your face because it is this late.
01:49:06
Steve-O
It's not even late game. It is this post capitalism apocalypse where one company won everything and you just have to live in it.
01:49:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:49:14
AstroDev
The looming company Bad
01:49:16
Steve-O
Yeah, like.
01:49:18
GREASEDAPOLES
It does feel yeah, it just feels like they have all the all the power, you know.
01:49:21
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:49:22
AstroDev
though that I'm like I look at that guy's house and I'm like I would live in that lumen fucking house
01:49:28
GREASEDAPOLES
It's so easy, right?
01:49:28
Steve-O
ah
01:49:29
AstroDev
Like so everything just looks the same. i'm Like it's taking the lumen Walmart. I don't care. It's pips.
01:49:35
GREASEDAPOLES
There's something about not remembering what you're doing at work because it's awful.
01:49:39
AstroDev
I mean, I don't even know. I don't mean that. That's a different question. I just like um give me that subsidized housing, dude. OK.
01:49:46
GREASEDAPOLES
That's pretty good That's pretty nice so But you don't even know You wouldn't even Devin you wouldn't even know why you're getting ripped
01:49:48
AstroDev
Yeah, they I need a.
01:49:48
Steve-O
Just all I remember is playing a heck of video games and watching movies.
01:49:53
AstroDev
Yeah, yeah, I mean, come on, dude.
01:49:54
Steve-O
See, here's the, okay, a whole my one complaint about severance.
01:49:57
AstroDev
Can you imagine, wait, can you imagine if you had like a real physical job and you're just getting ripped without realizing it?
01:50:04
Steve-O
What the?
01:50:04
AstroDev
Oh my God, my construction job where I just smash hammers all the time. I'm just, I am.
01:50:09
Steve-O
Dude, I eat eat ice cream all day. Why do I have an eight pack?
01:50:11
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:50:11
Steve-O
What's going on here?
01:50:14
AstroDev
I know you're, you just drive for the job.
01:50:15
GREASEDAPOLES
He would just be getting red. Like you wouldn't even know the the details of what you're doing.
01:50:18
Steve-O
I am constantly tan.
01:50:21
AstroDev
Yeah, you drive to the job site and then you're just fucking, that guy must live in a toy, but you're, you're Audi or any or whatever the fuck, like, why I'm so sore.
01:50:21
Steve-O
Okay.
01:50:28
GREASEDAPOLES
He's nightmare.
01:50:31
Steve-O
dude okay So here's my one complaint about the whole severance scenario.
01:50:33
AstroDev
Yeah, sorry.
01:50:37
Steve-O
That would make me go no deal.
01:50:40
AstroDev
Okay.
01:50:40
Steve-O
The, the Audi still has to commute to work.
01:50:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that sucks, man. Like, if they can do it where you just zonk out at your house, like...
01:50:51
Steve-O
The second, yeah, the second you are in your car, you just switch over.
01:50:52
GREASEDAPOLES
he Or, like, even the moment you wake up, like, you just wake up, go to work.
01:51:00
AstroDev
So you're like, I need the electromagnetic field to be in my vehicle, my lumen vehicle, basically.
01:51:06
GREASEDAPOLES
I would just want to wake up at 5 p.m. in my bed.
01:51:09
AstroDev
Oh, God, that is fucking peak lazy, dude.
01:51:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, I go to work, and then I wake up,
01:51:15
Steve-O
Can you imagine like, you have to do a commute
01:51:17
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:51:20
Steve-O
to do another commute? You're just doing the drive back and forth. That's annoying.
01:51:24
GREASEDAPOLES
He's right he is kind of right like I just want to wake up and it's 5 p.m Like I'm done work already Yeah, that's a hell of a show man, that's uh
01:51:28
AstroDev
All right, all right. man
01:51:31
Steve-O
At least like get a breakfast sandwich beforehand.
01:51:31
AstroDev
John, you John, I forget. Did you watch severance? You severance, man.
01:51:37
BOAH
I did not.
01:51:38
Steve-O
Oh, you should, you should.
01:51:39
BOAH
Not yet.
01:51:39
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:51:43
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:51:43
GREASEDAPOLES
It's really fun and it's well made.
01:51:44
AstroDev
Yeah. I feel like that that'd be an easy one to convince. Convince your wife. like man this one I was curious.
01:51:50
BOAH
Why you gotta call me out, Evan? I was being quiet, listening.
01:51:53
AstroDev
i I didn't know if you'd seen it or not.
01:51:56
BOAH
Damn. Well, you think i if I'd seen it, I'd add to the conversation a little bit, at least?
01:51:57
AstroDev
It's good.
01:52:00
AstroDev
Oh my God.
01:52:02
BOAH
You know?
01:52:03
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:52:03
Steve-O
John's just got all these theories. He just didn't want to say them.
01:52:06
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't think we really spoiled anything in what we're saying. That's just the concept too.
01:52:09
Steve-O
Nah, yeah. like honest Honestly, like this is a show that like I watched the first episode, John, and I think you can watch it for free.
01:52:10
GREASEDAPOLES
So you still be good.
01:52:10
AstroDev
yeah
01:52:16
Steve-O
like I think Apple TV's giving free trials at it or something, whatever. I don't know.
01:52:19
AstroDev
You know, it's fucked. I tried to get the three months.
01:52:20
BOAH
um pretty I think I have Apple TV anyway I just buy an iPad and you'll get it.
01:52:22
AstroDev
I tried to get the three months and, uh, it was like, you already used this. And I was like, Oh, I did.
01:52:25
Steve-O
You probably used it for severance the first time.
01:52:28
AstroDev
That's exactly what happened.
01:52:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, I got three months baby. I got my three months baby.
01:52:31
AstroDev
Yeah. And then I just, you know.
01:52:32
Steve-O
My mom is like hooked on it.
01:52:35
BOAH
You'll get a year of Apple TV Easy that easy Fuck
01:52:35
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah you always get the free little like, do it now.
01:52:36
AstroDev
Oh, that's.
01:52:37
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
01:52:40
AstroDev
I I'm I am I was gifted somebody's Plex account and it's that's.
01:52:45
BOAH
is Plex
01:52:46
GREASEDAPOLES
It's on there.
01:52:46
Steve-O
Plex is like, um it's an account where you can like jump onto people's servers for watching movies and stuff.
01:52:47
AstroDev
Oh, bro. Plex is how you get away.
01:52:51
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:52:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, they upload shit.
01:52:52
BOAH
It's illegal, it's illegal, right? It's illegal.
01:52:54
AstroDev
It's having Plex.
01:52:54
Steve-O
I mean, and like watching movies that they made, you know, home movies.
01:52:57
AstroDev
Yeah. Well, listen, having PLEX is legal.
01:52:58
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:53:00
AstroDev
Having friends on PLEX is legal. What those people do and add on PLEX? I don't know. It seems legal to me.
01:53:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, who knows I don't know
01:53:08
Steve-O
I mean, Devin, I hear you constantly tell them that they need to stop.
01:53:09
AstroDev
I'm not going with it.
01:53:11
Steve-O
You are a good, ah legal, abiding, just good bean.
01:53:13
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:53:15
AstroDev
Yeah. And I got to i gotta to check the episodes to make sure that it's all there so I know how illegal it is.
01:53:21
Steve-O
You're like, oh my goodness, it even has the subtitles and the dubs.
01:53:22
AstroDev
Oh.
01:53:24
Steve-O
Oh my goodness, this is disgusting.
01:53:25
AstroDev
Oh, oh, it is a clear 4k.
01:53:27
Steve-O
Oh my goodness.
01:53:27
AstroDev
Oh, it's just, oh, it didn't cost me any money.
01:53:29
Steve-O
I better make sure, are they even gonna show the credits at the end of these episodes to give credit to the people who worked on the projects?
01:53:29
AstroDev
Oh my.
01:53:35
AstroDev
I got to watch the whole thing to make sure.
01:53:38
Steve-O
Oh my goodness.
01:53:39
AstroDev
So yeah, I'm doing my duty.
01:53:41
Steve-O
I did my part.
01:53:43
AstroDev
I'm doing my part. Yeah.
01:53:46
Steve-O
Starship troopers reference. Uh, we're getting pretty late in this one. Um, but, uh, let's do a, let's do a little bit bit of a quick, a quick slam of the, the hot or not hot or not.
01:53:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Here. Whoo! Run through.
01:53:55
AstroDev
You wanna hot or not? You want me to do some hot or not?
PlayStation, Switch 2 Rumors, and Speculations
01:53:58
AstroDev
Okay, we already talked about PlayStation cancer in those games. I say that's hot. Switch to first look trailer, hot or not?
01:54:05
Steve-O
Ooh, hot dude.
01:54:06
BOAH
Hot, yeah.
01:54:06
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
01:54:07
AstroDev
Okay.
01:54:08
Steve-O
here Here's a a real real quick aside.
01:54:08
AstroDev
ah Okay.
01:54:10
Steve-O
um How do we feel about the name Switch 2?
01:54:14
BOAH
ah Here, we'll go back to my original question, Steve.
01:54:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Isn't it just the same thing but bigger?
01:54:19
BOAH
Is America racist or stupid? And this this goes to America is stupid. i think I think you got to put a number at the end of it the for the du for the du for the dummies in the country to be able to differentiate.
01:54:25
AstroDev
This is in the secret category.
01:54:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:54:28
Steve-O
and
01:54:28
GREASEDAPOLES
they That's the smart move.
01:54:34
GREASEDAPOLES
The smart move for the morons.
01:54:36
Steve-O
Well, last time they put a, they put a letter at the end.
01:54:36
BOAH
Right.
01:54:40
BOAH
Yeah, not OK.
01:54:40
Steve-O
The Dummies couldn't figure that out.
01:54:41
AstroDev
Yes, to be fair, that whole thing stunk, though, to be fair.
01:54:41
GREASEDAPOLES
No, that's too much.
01:54:41
BOAH
Switch U.
01:54:46
AstroDev
You know.
01:54:46
Steve-O
You know what, to be fair, like, at least they were like, all right, we're just going to say switch to so people know it's the next one as opposed to Xbox. We're like, why don't we call the next one? Why don't we call it Xbox?
01:54:58
BOAH
Xbox One, Xbox Series X, Xbox X, Xbox 360,
01:54:58
AstroDev
Dude, unless it's dude.
01:55:02
Steve-O
We're gonna call it Xbox Series 360, and it'll be like, what?
01:55:02
AstroDev
I mean.
01:55:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Don't be afraid of a number. Don't be afraid of just adding a number.
01:55:07
AstroDev
I mean, Steve, I mean, I don't know if you saw John and I's conversation, but the sicko rumors that it's it's secretly a switch pro.
01:55:13
BOAH
Yeah, the dogs are here is it's kind of viable. It's a little viable.
01:55:18
Steve-O
What's that?
01:55:19
AstroDev
So the rumor is that.
01:55:20
BOAH
That these that. Yeah, go ahead, Devin.
01:55:22
BOAH
I don't want to say it out loud.
01:55:22
AstroDev
Yeah, the rumor is that it's not the, it's not the switch to per se, but it's actually the switch pro that was rumored like three years ago or whatever.
01:55:32
AstroDev
And that they've just basically have been stockpiling the console for a few years now.
01:55:34
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
01:55:40
AstroDev
And then they just slapped a two on it, but what's inside the box is more or less a switch pro.
01:55:48
Steve-O
You know, I.
01:55:48
AstroDev
And then, and so there's people, so the re the reasons are so they're saying, well, that there's a, the form factor is basically the same exact thing.
01:55:58
Steve-O
You're right.
01:55:58
AstroDev
Uh, they're also stating that, uh, that's also the reason why there were so many, you know, leaks coming out because they've had this thing for quite a while.
01:56:06
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
01:56:09
Steve-O
It's been out and about.
01:56:09
AstroDev
Uh, yeah, it's been out and about and usually, you know, Nintendo's pretty crazy with that. And also it's just,
01:56:14
Steve-O
I heard that they have like 20 million already, like ready, like day one.
01:56:17
BOAH
They know.
01:56:17
AstroDev
That's the thing.
01:56:18
AstroDev
How could how could they have so many, Steve?
01:56:21
BOAH
Well, here here here's the thing.
01:56:21
AstroDev
Because they've been they've been working on it.
01:56:22
BOAH
Here's the thing here my here's my spec.
01:56:23
Steve-O
You're right, you're right, you're right.
01:56:23
AstroDev
They've been plugging. They've been filling with warehouses of 2023.
01:56:27
Steve-O
hey
01:56:28
BOAH
Here's the Suarez spec, right? If it if it if it launches with all without OLED like everybody saying it might, then that there's no way that's true. Also, if this.
01:56:39
BOAH
If the Switch 2 games use the same cartridge, then, yeah, i would I would say, yeah, it's probably true.
01:56:44
AstroDev
I mean, it seems like it, right? It's the same exact cartridge.
01:56:47
BOAH
Well, no, it looks, well, they just have a slot for the the original Switch games in there to add for platform compatibility.
01:56:53
Steve-O
If they have the little like the little peg for the Switch 2 games, like you remember how the ah the new 3DS games had like the little like lip on the side and you couldn't put them into the original 3DS?
01:57:03
BOAH
Yeah. They were keyed. Yeah.
01:57:06
Steve-O
Yeah, they might do that.
01:57:07
AstroDev
Yeah, I mean, the cartridge slot, the form factor.
01:57:07
BOAH
Yeah, so.
01:57:11
AstroDev
ah
01:57:12
Steve-O
I'm stoked.
01:57:13
BOAH
Well, if they if they have a if they have another, like, if they have a different if they have a different cartridge slot for Switch 2 games, then that completely destroys that rumor completely, I i think.
01:57:13
AstroDev
yeah
01:57:13
Steve-O
I mean, I'm a Nintendo guy, so I'm super biased.
01:57:22
AstroDev
I mean, I mean, obviously we'll know once the specs come out, but if the specs are, you know, not,
01:57:22
Steve-O
and
01:57:29
BOAH
If it's OLED, if it comes native OLED for the regular version is OLED and the only cartridge slot fits Switch 1 games and Switch 2 games, then And i might I might sweat, but I'll still buy it.
01:57:45
AstroDev
the The only argument, the only argument, not the only, but the biggest argument that I see against it is like the fact that like those switch paddles apparently can double up as mouse, mouses, like mice.
01:57:45
BOAH
um mean I mean, I'll still buy it.
01:57:46
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:57:56
Steve-O
Yeah, that's what they were kind of teasing and people have been calling it out.
01:57:56
AstroDev
i And like that's, that's too much.
01:57:57
BOAH
Yeah.
01:58:00
AstroDev
That's too much sauce for like a pro, but I'm just saying it's, I heard that rumor and I went, that's no way. Wait, wait. Oh my God. And then it's, I don't know.
01:58:10
Steve-O
Yeah, you rewatch it and you're like, Oh, okay.
01:58:12
AstroDev
You're like, wait a second. It could be so, so it's, it's the new fun toxic rumor. Uh, I hope it's true.
01:58:19
BOAH
I hate it.
01:58:19
AstroDev
I know that would be the horrible.
01:58:21
BOAH
I hate that rumor. And because, you know, and this is it's a kind of a double edged sword here, because like. I really hope that it is OLED too, because that would feel really bad if if it wasn't.
01:58:36
Steve-O
It'd be weird taking a step back, but I can, um I can see it as well, unfortunately, because y yeah, you'll buy it.
01:58:36
BOAH
But I could I could always I could always see them doing it.
01:58:42
BOAH
Just so when they launched OLED version in a couple of years, I'll buy that one.
01:58:47
Steve-O
And you'll be like, Oh, damn, this screen really is nice.
01:58:47
BOAH
When Ola it's not even when Ola is not even a thing anymore yeah, I mean it's fine like ah Yeah, what was last time you turn your steam deck on that has above bezel Yeah, I think it's
01:58:51
Steve-O
The thing that kind of threw me for a loop is, uh, the bezel, like it still has a bezel in like those videos, like just a little bit of a bezel, like around it.
01:59:00
AstroDev
You don't like the bezel?
01:59:03
Steve-O
i'm used to you know i'm spoiled I'm spoiled now with all the phones just touching the sides. so
01:59:11
Steve-O
ah Yeah, I guess it does. Dude, Bellatro being on the phones, man.
01:59:17
BOAH
yeah
01:59:18
GREASEDAPOLES
It changes the game then changes it completely Bingo hot hot hot hot
01:59:18
Steve-O
It changes the game. um But i'm um'm so I'm excited. I'm excited for the games they are announcing and you know new new hype new content hype.
01:59:28
AstroDev
Alright, alright.
01:59:28
Steve-O
So yeah, what else we got? What else we got?
01:59:30
AstroDev
Uh, the monkey trailer officially coming out. Wow.
01:59:34
Steve-O
Hot, all right.
01:59:35
BOAH
Yeah, that looks it looks that looks fun.
01:59:37
AstroDev
Uh, Street Fighter six, my gameplay trailer.
01:59:37
BOAH
and That movie looks fun.
01:59:41
BOAH
Hot.
01:59:42
AstroDev
oh
01:59:42
GREASEDAPOLES
but
01:59:42
Steve-O
Oh no, no gooning, no gooning in the podcast.
01:59:43
BOAH
Oh, yeah.
01:59:43
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah no
01:59:46
AstroDev
Yeah, that's true.
01:59:47
BOAH
Dude, dude, they really could cap capcom saying that it's OK to goon or in public now.
01:59:47
GREASEDAPOLES
More! More!
01:59:52
Steve-O
Cap goon.
01:59:54
AstroDev
Yeah.
01:59:54
BOAH
That's what you mean cap.
01:59:54
AstroDev
Cap here, dude.
01:59:56
BOAH
Coom.
01:59:56
Steve-O
Oh my God.
01:59:56
BOAH
You missed it is cap cap.
01:59:57
AstroDev
but Capcom's when you finish, right? Is that what happened?
02:00:01
BOAH
No cap. Coom is when you're cooming in private, but we goon or means that you just what you wear a shirt that says you're a gooner.
02:00:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, you're out and about, babe.
02:00:07
AstroDev
All right, that's fair. Yeah, all right.
02:00:08
BOAH
You're coming, you're coming on a voice chat with your friends.
02:00:09
AstroDev
yeah Well, in that case, I feel like they're pretty, they're gooning. It doesn't matter. ah Blood of the Dawn Walker official trailer is made by the guy, and the director of Witcher 3.
Vampire Game Mechanics and Cultural Portrayals
02:00:21
AstroDev
Different team, but it is by that director.
02:00:25
BOAH
Is it a day walk?
02:00:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Not not.
02:00:26
BOAH
Is it a day walker?
02:00:27
AstroDev
I do. I'm saying hot, dude. This is a fucking vampire open world game.
02:00:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Not can't the vampire will not be strong, says developer of game, not.
02:00:36
AstroDev
All right.
02:00:36
BOAH
Really, you won't be strong? What does that mean?
02:00:37
GREASEDAPOLES
He said, i you can't be on alone. Be strong.
02:00:40
Steve-O
He's saying it's the the witcher guy.
02:00:41
AstroDev
Oh, sorry, Chris.
02:00:42
GREASEDAPOLES
I like it.
02:00:42
AstroDev
I'm doubting the validity of this statement.
02:00:46
GREASEDAPOLES
He said he dont he doesn't want to create a main character that's overpowered.
02:00:46
AstroDev
I'll be strong.
02:00:50
GREASEDAPOLES
And I'm like, what the fuck is the point of playing a vampire if you're not empowered?
02:00:53
AstroDev
You're a vampire. Find other vampires, dude.
02:00:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Give me a break.
02:00:56
AstroDev
Do you know how long it's been since I had a fucking vampire video game?
02:00:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Give me a break.
02:01:01
AstroDev
Been a minute since one that was stinky.
02:01:03
Steve-O
Oh, so Devin says hot, Chris says not.
02:01:03
AstroDev
Anyway, I say very hot.
02:01:06
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
02:01:06
AstroDev
Yeah, I'm hot on this, even though I think I'll be like, well, okay.
02:01:08
Steve-O
um you know I'm gonna stand between both of you and just watch.
02:01:13
AstroDev
Oh yeah.
02:01:13
GREASEDAPOLES
It's going to be hot.
02:01:14
GREASEDAPOLES
That's going to be hot.
02:01:14
AstroDev
You're gonna be in the, you're gonna be in the cup chair, dude.
02:01:16
AstroDev
All right.
02:01:16
Steve-O
Yeah, I'm gonna be in the Hotel Kuk Che, which is a classic Eagle song.
02:01:16
GREASEDAPOLES
That's going to be hot.
02:01:19
AstroDev
Yeah.
02:01:19
BOAH
and
02:01:21
AstroDev
Daredevil board again trailer.
02:01:23
Steve-O
This was hot.
02:01:24
AstroDev
Hot or not?
02:01:24
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
02:01:24
BOAH
Hot hot, but it's the same trailer that they leaked before from like last year's D23.
02:01:24
GREASEDAPOLES
hot hot yo go daredevil go look
02:01:25
Steve-O
Oh, this is hot.
02:01:25
AstroDev
Hot.
02:01:29
AstroDev
But I never, to be fair, I never watched it.
02:01:30
Steve-O
Yeah, but now I don't have people standing in the way.
02:01:33
AstroDev
Yeah, I can actually see it this time.
02:01:36
Steve-O
Oh my god, I think that's that guy from She-Hulk.
02:01:39
GREASEDAPOLES
at that punisher i love that guy i gotta assemble yeah yep
02:01:41
Steve-O
That's that guy. That's the guy who loves cops.
02:01:43
AstroDev
All right.
02:01:46
AstroDev
OK.
02:01:46
BOAH
What's what what was jarring about this trailer is like how violent it is. Like there's fucking there's bones being broken.
02:01:51
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:01:53
BOAH
People's fucking are elbow broken elbows bleeding through their shirts like it's insane.
02:01:57
GREASEDAPOLES
I see a...
02:01:58
Steve-O
And then it's like Disney Plus.
02:02:00
BOAH
Yeah, it's like the puzzle on top.
02:02:01
AstroDev
And it there you go.
02:02:02
GREASEDAPOLES
They know, they know now.
02:02:04
Steve-O
You just finished Daredevilborn again.
02:02:04
GREASEDAPOLES
They know now.
02:02:05
Steve-O
Do you wanna watch Bluey?
02:02:07
BOAH
Yeah.
02:02:08
GREASEDAPOLES
They watched Night Swim and they were like, we'll never make a PG-13 movie again.
02:02:12
Steve-O
Never again.
02:02:13
GREASEDAPOLES
It's never gonna happen.
02:02:15
AstroDev
All right, we're going to skip something. Don't care. Don't care. Don't care.
02:02:19
Steve-O
Wow, Devin's just declaring not.
02:02:22
AstroDev
All right.
02:02:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Jesus, David.
02:02:22
AstroDev
All right, Steve. ah Hard eyes trailer.
02:02:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Not.
02:02:25
Steve-O
Not.
02:02:26
AstroDev
Yeah. All right.
02:02:26
Steve-O
No, you're right, you're right, you're right.
02:02:28
AstroDev
All right.
02:02:28
Steve-O
I wasn't criticizing. You're making accurate shots.
02:02:31
AstroDev
Uh, Jason Momoa, uh, officially is cast as a Lobo in the new DC movies.
02:02:37
BOAH
hot
02:02:38
Steve-O
I mean, that's kind of perfect casting.
02:02:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Hi.
02:02:39
Steve-O
That's hot it's kind of perfect.
02:02:41
AstroDev
I agree.
02:02:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Hi.
02:02:42
AstroDev
ah
02:02:43
BOAH
Did you see all the videos from before where he where he when he got cast for Aquaman He didn't know what role it was. He was like, oh, yeah, it's Lobo like he like thought it was low but So he already knows He's like he's the only he's the only guy that could go toe-to-toe with Superman Batman So obviously I'll i'll beat ah I'll beat those guys up for a little bit or something.
02:02:50
AstroDev
Yeah. He was pretty convinced it was going to be for Lobo. Yeah. Cause I think at the time he was like, I'm always going to be like a villain, you know, whatever. And literally I want you to be.
02:03:05
AstroDev
Yeah, whatever. It's a fucking paycheck.
02:03:06
BOAH
He said
02:03:07
AstroDev
Yeah. Is after he said no to Drax.
02:03:09
BOAH
Did Lobo sick? Oh, did you see the other thing to branch off of this? Supergirl is going to be in Superman and Superman.
02:03:16
AstroDev
Oh, who's cat you screw girl?
02:03:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, cool.
02:03:17
Steve-O
Oh, damn, okay.
02:03:18
BOAH
Yeah, she's going to be she's going to be in it. I don't know how much, but like they.
02:03:21
AstroDev
Wait, is did they like who is it?
02:03:23
BOAH
They cast her. It's the girl from fucking what's my call?
02:03:25
GREASEDAPOLES
The girl from the House of the Dragon, right?
02:03:27
BOAH
Yeah.
02:03:29
GREASEDAPOLES
The the girl that played the long, young version of a Queen Man.
02:03:32
BOAH
um What the fuck is her name?
02:03:33
AstroDev
Oh.
02:03:37
GREASEDAPOLES
I forgot everything about that show.
02:03:38
AstroDev
Yeah. The red headed one or the blonde one?
02:03:41
GREASEDAPOLES
No, the blonde.
02:03:41
BOAH
Yeah, the red or the blonde girl. It's what the fuck is her name?
02:03:44
BOAH
Keep seeing it.
02:03:44
AstroDev
Oh, oh, oh man.
02:03:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I can't.
02:03:45
BOAH
Alcock, Alcock.
02:03:47
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah Alcock yeah Emily Good hot.
02:03:49
BOAH
Something. Yeah, it's something Alcock.
02:03:51
AstroDev
All right. Okay.
02:03:53
BOAH
Milly Alcock. That's who it is.
02:03:55
AstroDev
All right. All right. Cool. I did not know that good for her. Yeah. Uh, okay. Hot or not. Christopher Nolan's next film is the adaptation of Homer's the Odyssey.
02:04:05
BOAH
I mean, yeah, it's Christopher Nolan, right?
02:04:07
GREASEDAPOLES
I love the Odyssey.
02:04:08
AstroDev
A slight update, apparently Tom Holland is set to lead.
02:04:12
BOAH
He's going to be Homer.
02:04:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh No, he's gonna be Odysseus
02:04:13
BOAH
He's going to be Homer. Oh, wait, what am I thinking?
02:04:17
AstroDev
Yeah.
02:04:18
BOAH
I'm thinking of Iliad.
02:04:19
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:04:19
BOAH
Is that what I get off?
02:04:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
02:04:19
GREASEDAPOLES
He wrote, he wrote the Iliad and, and the, yeah, he's going to Odysseus.
02:04:21
BOAH
Oh, Homer's the writer of the Odyssey.
02:04:23
Steve-O
Wumber's the writer, yeah. Odysseus.
02:04:25
BOAH
Oh, my bad.
02:04:27
GREASEDAPOLES
That's a good casting for Odysseus, man.
02:04:28
AstroDev
Yeah.
02:04:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Holy shit.
02:04:30
BOAH
Is he supposed to be Twinkie like?
02:04:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. He's a smart one.
02:04:33
BOAH
Yes.
02:04:35
Steve-O
He's gotta outthink those Cyclops.
02:04:38
GREASEDAPOLES
You know what I'm really going to love is seeing Tom Hardy scream at the ocean about how he hates Poseidon.
02:04:42
Steve-O
Wait, Tom Hardy or Tom Holland?
02:04:44
AstroDev
Tom Holland.
02:04:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, Tom Holland.
02:04:46
AstroDev
Yeah, that's why he said Twinkie.
02:04:48
BOAH
That's why I said Twinkie.
02:04:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh shit, I thought you said Tom Hardy.
02:04:50
BOAH
yeah
02:04:52
GREASEDAPOLES
God damn it.
02:04:52
AstroDev
First is out.
02:04:53
Steve-O
I'm not gonna lie, I was like, Chris is getting really excited about Tom Holland.
02:04:53
AstroDev
He's out.
02:04:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh man.
02:05:00
GREASEDAPOLES
oh
02:05:01
BOAH
it So it's not, is it not now? It's a not now.
02:05:05
AstroDev
All right, so All right.
02:05:05
BOAH
Well, he just says, it just says he's going to be the lead.
02:05:06
GREASEDAPOLES
That's definitely chipping it off.
02:05:07
BOAH
It doesn't say he's going to be a diss.
02:05:09
BOAH
Yes. It just says he's going to be the lead.
02:05:09
Steve-O
Look, they gotta top the Coen's version of the Odyssey.
02:05:09
GREASEDAPOLES
What?
02:05:13
BOAH
But like, ra you know, Robert Pattinson is in it, right?
02:05:17
AstroDev
All right, so this is the cast as of now.
02:05:17
BOAH
And who else? Matt Damon?
02:05:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Alright, so he's got a good supporting cast.
02:05:19
AstroDev
Zendaya, Tom Holland, Anne Hathaway, Matt Damon, Charlize Theron, Robert Pattinson.
02:05:24
BOAH
Zendaya, actually.
02:05:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Zendaya is gonna play his wife.
02:05:26
AstroDev
Oh, sorry. ah Lupita, Lupita Nyong'o.
02:05:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Alright.
02:05:29
AstroDev
That's seven.
02:05:30
BOAH
And Charlize.
02:05:30
GREASEDAPOLES
He's gonna have to have a beard and shit.
02:05:32
AstroDev
That cast is going to rip, dude.
02:05:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that a good cast. That is...
02:05:36
BOAH
Who's who's who's passing going to be?
02:05:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Poseidon.
02:05:39
AstroDev
Fucking.
02:05:39
BOAH
He's just going to be Batman. Oh, yeah, he's probably gonna be Poseidon.
02:05:42
AstroDev
You know, he's going to be the that hair.
02:05:43
BOAH
Not just be Batman.
02:05:44
AstroDev
He's going to be the bird. He's going to be the herring.
02:05:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Cyclops.
02:05:47
AstroDev
Yeah, cycle out.
02:05:47
BOAH
He's gonna be tenant. He's gonna be John John tenant. It's fine.
02:05:51
AstroDev
All right. Final last on the hot or not, all the way back to December 29th, the official Spider-Man, your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man trailer.
02:06:02
BOAH
I wasn't feeling this as much as I was feeling the other stuff.
02:06:04
GREASEDAPOLES
not
02:06:04
AstroDev
Yeah.
02:06:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Not... Yeah, I'm gonna not on this.
02:06:09
BOAH
Listen, man. Call me a nitpicking fucking goon, but like. The fact that they're trying to push the hip hop vibe on fucking white Peter Parker is just not cool.
02:06:18
AstroDev
I did notice that. I did notice that.
02:06:20
BOAH
It's not cool to me. Like it it's not cool to me.
02:06:23
AstroDev
You know what?
02:06:23
BOAH
Like, are they trying to like make him like Miles?
02:06:25
AstroDev
Are you gatekeeping?
02:06:26
BOAH
Like just.
02:06:27
AstroDev
Are you gatekeeping?
02:06:28
BOAH
Yeah, I am, actually, and I feel and I'm proud of gatekeeping for this because this is why this is white Peter Parker.
02:06:31
AstroDev
All right.
02:06:35
BOAH
Like, come on, and we don't need that shit.
02:06:36
GREASEDAPOLES
I thought we thought we were over this Wait spider-man's black everybody knows that come on down and move on He's black come on Yeah, it's miles everybody knows that I
02:06:40
BOAH
Yeah.
02:06:41
AstroDev
Well, no, because they're like, well, we made Osborne black.
02:06:42
BOAH
Yeah, why are we trying to force cultural appropriation on a fucking, you know, on an animated character?
02:06:47
AstroDev
Yeah.
02:06:51
AstroDev
Everyone.
02:06:52
BOAH
I mean, he is.
02:06:53
AstroDev
Now Osborn's black. This is the new one.
02:06:54
BOAH
He has his own shit, though, like that's his own thing.
02:06:55
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:06:57
AstroDev
Yeah.
02:06:59
BOAH
Like, you know, fuck it. What's next? He's going to be swinging through Brooklyn like Miles and and Rakeem is going to be playing like it like it like it like it like into into the spot or the Spider-Verse 2.
02:07:08
AstroDev
yeah
02:07:13
BOAH
Cuz actually was hype when that happened when it was miles, but I'm not feeling this rap hip-hop vibe with with white Peter Parker.
02:07:20
BOAH
I'm sorry. I just can't sorry and I'm not feeling it And I and I was into it I was into all this stuff before this trailer like I was into it before the trailer so we'll see Yeah, I mean I'll still watch it.
02:07:20
AstroDev
it
02:07:20
GREASEDAPOLES
you
02:07:21
AstroDev
yeah lot man
02:07:21
Steve-O
this This gives me feelings of the MTV Spider-Man show.
02:07:32
AstroDev
Visually it looks awesome. Uh, yeah.
02:07:34
BOAH
I guess I don't know
02:07:37
AstroDev
Yeah. All right. So, uh, man, I guess got a mid, uh, about that. All right. That's, that's the month again.
02:07:49
AstroDev
We said it, we said January is a bit of a sleeper month. Sorry, I didn't get to see Wolfman.
02:07:53
GREASEDAPOLES
it's It's fuck you, it's January.
02:07:56
AstroDev
I wanna see Wolfman, Chris.
02:07:57
BOAH
Oh, wait, are we watching presence, Chris? Did you want to watch that?
02:08:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, how many presents do we get?
02:08:01
BOAH
I want kind of I kind of want to watch that.
02:08:04
AstroDev
What the fuck is, what?
02:08:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Presents?
02:08:05
AstroDev
What is that? What are you talking about?
02:08:06
BOAH
That fucking Soderbergh movie where it's like in first person, like first in first person, I think it's out.
02:08:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, did that come out again?
02:08:14
BOAH
January 19th, yeah, it just came out.
02:08:17
AstroDev
Damn.
02:08:19
BOAH
You know anything about this movie, Devin?
02:08:21
AstroDev
No.
02:08:21
GREASEDAPOLES
this hitting is this hitting Is this hitting theaters?
02:08:21
AstroDev
ah Yeah.
02:08:23
BOAH
Watch the trailer.
02:08:27
BOAH
Oh, no, January 24. So maybe it's this weekend.
02:08:30
AstroDev
OK.
02:08:31
BOAH
It's only 85 minutes. We can have dinner and a movie, guys.
02:08:34
AstroDev
Oh, that's right. OK, I do remember this, but you're right.
02:08:39
BOAH
Yeah, this is like it's like a weird like the way it shots shot with like a fucking like like a 24 millimeter lens.
02:08:39
AstroDev
In January.
02:08:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
02:08:47
BOAH
It looks like it might be like a lot of long takes and it's like it's kind of like first person.
02:08:52
GREASEDAPOLES
That's it. That's the fun thing about January. January is the month where they're like, we're going to throw all the things we don't think is going to be good at you.
02:08:57
BOAH
All the weird shit at you, yeah.
02:09:02
AstroDev
Yeah.
02:09:02
GREASEDAPOLES
And we'll see if something sticks.
02:09:03
BOAH
Yeah, it's like a go it's like a ghost ah haunted house movie. And it's like, film here, just watch the trailer, Devin.
02:09:03
AstroDev
Well, I mean, like.
02:09:09
AstroDev
Yeah, no, no, I click, I clicked on it. I'm like, I remember this. Yeah, dude, Mufasa is still number one.
02:09:13
BOAH
OK.
02:09:17
BOAH
Man, hail to the king. Hail to the thief.
02:09:19
AstroDev
Yeah.
02:09:21
BOAH
Mufasa stole it.
02:09:22
AstroDev
Still hasn't made as much money as Sonic, but, you know. We can do it.
02:09:29
Steve-O
All right. I think that's it for this episode.
02:09:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, OK.
02:09:33
Steve-O
Um, you know, we'll be back. We'll be back next week.
02:09:35
AstroDev
The brand new brand new stuff and.
02:09:37
Steve-O
Brand new fresh hot 2025.
02:09:39
AstroDev
Hope.
02:09:40
GREASEDAPOLES
I think ah the.
02:09:40
AstroDev
Hopefully we can go a week without seeing a known person do a Nazi salute.
02:09:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, Jesus, I think at the end of the month, I'm going to do the or at least the beginning of February, maybe I'll do the David Lynch golanian chill.
02:09:46
AstroDev
Hopefully we can get there.
02:09:47
BOAH
yeah
02:09:55
BOAH
God Yeah, we have yeah rest of peace Rest of peace No, you should have I think should have both.
02:09:55
AstroDev
Oh, yeah, rest in peace.
02:09:57
Steve-O
Yeah. Rip big one.
02:09:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Maybe I can get and get Tim or Stan on, you know?
02:10:00
AstroDev
Yeah, yeah, decidedly not.
02:10:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Or both.
02:10:03
BOAH
I think both of them should be honest if possible I
02:10:05
GREASEDAPOLES
I know. I would be nice. I would be cool. But.
02:10:10
BOAH
Love how we were all check trying to check in on Stan What happened everybody like asked about him?
02:10:13
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:10:14
AstroDev
He appreciated that.
02:10:15
GREASEDAPOLES
That's rough.
02:10:15
AstroDev
Yeah.
02:10:15
Steve-O
We knew it's a big deal. We're like, Oh no.
02:10:18
GREASEDAPOLES
He's missing all the fun stuff.
02:10:18
BOAH
nobody Nobody asked about Tim because Tim tim killed him. Tim's the one that killed him, so nobody warned him.
02:10:25
GREASEDAPOLES
He know he's getting too powerful.
02:10:26
BOAH
Yeah.
02:10:29
AstroDev
Yeah.
02:10:29
BOAH
Yeah.
02:10:30
AstroDev
Yeah, it's bad. It's pretty bad. But ah yeah, you know, hopefully we can get it every week. One day at a time, everyone. One day at a time.
02:10:39
GREASEDAPOLES
One day at a time as I read all the things all the executive orders that I Didn't say I hated it I said not I said not I
02:10:41
BOAH
oh
02:10:45
AstroDev
get excited for vampire video game that Chris hates. And, uh, I'm sorry, not.
02:10:50
Steve-O
Execute order 66.
02:10:55
AstroDev
Yeah. He said not, he said not enough. Well, so you know what the cool thing is real quick. And what did I learn today? So the they say there's no real difference between.
02:11:06
AstroDev
mainline like main quest and side quest. It's basically you have 30 days and 30 nights to just kind of complete the story. And each mission that you do is taking up a portion of that time in that that ah blood of the Dawnwalker game.
02:11:19
BOAH
Wait, what are you talking about? OK.
02:11:25
AstroDev
So it's like potentially everybody's game will be very different because they say you cannot complete like all of the quest in one
02:11:34
BOAH
That's something that the Witcher was like good at.
02:11:37
AstroDev
Um, no, you could just stop everything and just do everything. Like all the class. I mean, great there's stuff that could look a lot different, but like basically like they say I never played it, but they're like, it's kind of like persona lives were like.
02:11:43
BOAH
OK. um
02:11:52
AstroDev
You know, when you would do things, you. You have to like kind of prioritize your time. Like you can't just do every mission and then like end the day. ah You can only do certain things before the day ends. And that seems to be the way this game is, because there's missions you can do during the daytime and the nighttime. ah You know, we're supposed to see more, I think, in the summer. I think they said. ah And I don't know, man, it's. ah The director is kind of a psycho.
02:12:22
AstroDev
He's one of those like we should embrace crunch ah people. He's one of those. I think he's literally quoted as saying some people just aren't cut out to make video games.
02:12:34
BOAH
Damn.
02:12:34
AstroDev
Like he's like, you got to have a fucking mentality. He's like that type of guy. ah So he's definitely ah probably beating his employees currently to get this game out.
02:12:45
AstroDev
But I mean, maybe it's good. Who knows? That's it, man. that's I think that's all I got.
02:12:51
Steve-O
There you go. All right, everybody. We'll see ya. Bye.
02:12:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Good night.
02:12:57
AstroDev
but hell