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Nonsensical Nonsense: I'm Back BayBee!!!
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The asylum is back open.... After a little time away, Glick is back and Nonsensical Nonsense is coming in louder than ever and even more chaos. No scripts. No filters. Just unhinged conversations,wild stories, laughs, and the kind of chaos you've come to expect from The Nonsensical Network. If you've been riding with us welcome back. If you're new...buckle up Like. Subscribe.Join the madness
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Introduction to Nonsensical Network
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Broadcast is live from the edge of reason. When common sense comes to die. Welcome to the Nonsensical Network. And now, Nonsensical Nonsense!
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We'll be right back.
Chaos and Freedom on Air
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One wild story turns into ten. Welcome to nonsense, sickle nonsense tonight. Where the train lets attraction disappear from the side.
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On the Nonsensical Network, sir.
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That's what keeps this whole thing blitzed.
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Where the train left the tracks and disappeared from the side. Raise them high, let the good times roll. From the back roads to the big cities taking over the airwaves.
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We're raising hell for fun. On the Nonsensical Network Sun.
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Welcome to nonsensical nonsense tonight. Turn it up loud and let it ride all night.
Audience Engagement and Expansion Plans
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nonsense has only just begun
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At the end of the day,
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you already know who runs this place. Yeah.
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The whole room tense, big boots don't make the floorboards bend Nonsensical network on the screen flash red Everybody talk to play the show instead Half wild man, half black outrage Whole crowd locked when he hit the stage Talk real loud till the lights go black Then the Sasquatch coming and they can't talk back Leather jacket, muddy boots, hands up high Middle fingers pointed straight at the sky He don't need approval, don't care what they say Cause he still leaves standing at the end of the day And whether they love him or hate him instead He's still living rent-free inside they head At the end of the day I'm still standing here Big Ben says Squatch Yeah, the name they fear
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And get out of my way. Blick hit the building.
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to stay. Hold on freeze when the red light glow. Blick walk in and he already know. Nonsensical.
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It feels good to be back. I know you fuckers missed me. That's all right. You won't tell me. I know what's going on. Been a long minute.
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I feel like I've been gone for a long time from Saturday nights. But welcome to the nonsensical network and nonsensical nonsense. Everything's out the window. No rules, no scripts, no filters. We do what we want and we say what we want.
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can stop it. Well, that's not necessarily true. We do kind of toe a line nowadays because they pay us. Well, not a lot, but we we make a little bit of money. ah But anywho, if you're not already, go ahead and check us out. You guys know the drill. If you're not following us already, shame on you. And if you aren't following us, well, fuck yeah. Cheers to you.
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bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork got all the links for all the social medias everywhere you can find us everywhere you can watch the shows the youtube the facebook the instagram the little ticky-tocky we don't do much on there but we got the ticky-tocky and the x you know i want to take a time out from politics and porn and you want something different but we're on x and don't forget you can listen to All the shows wherever you listen to podcasts at. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for supporting.
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um We're still kicking ass and taking names here in Ohio, but we want to expand our reach. We want to be in the top five in other states and of the world. We want to be number one.
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Number one. What up, Chatters Bucks? Missed you fuckers. What's going on? on Chaka in the building. So, Mo, what up, dog?
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Dog pal. Book squad. Let's go. Lazy Shaman Show. What up, boys? Good show last night. Good stuff. Good stuff. I got to listen for a little bit last night.
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ah What up, everyone? Smash that like, subscribe button. Plus, send those super chats. Yes, we do have the super chats. They are live. They are going. If we match our goal, we are going to have two separate goals, three hours apiece. If we match our goal in one of those,
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or both of those, whoever is the highest super chatter can co-host a show of their choice with us. Whatever show you want. Even this one, which doesn't make a lot of sense because at the end of the day, we dropped the link and you guys come up and hang out with us anyways. But I guess if you want to be here at the beginning and do a little banter at the beginning the show, that's cool. Whatever. Your choice. You paid the money. You you won the right.
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What up, Johnny Bones? What up with you, sir?
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you're fired johnny damn johnny just showed up and got fired he guys shut up wally you're backstage you motherfu i'll let you up when i say you can go uh don't forget wally like run this place yeah yeah click it while we run this place you know i just love the beginning of that man it's kind of like my own big show song if you're a wrestling fan you get it being into that is kind of like my own you know shit's about to get crazy shit's about to get weird the agent of chaos is Showing up and things are going to happen that you probably shouldn't tell your family about. but
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Or tell them. They can watch. That's cool. The more the merrier. What else did I want to say? Yeah, so a little little extended break. i've been gone the last few Saturdays.
Personal Life Updates and Reflections
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We've had a lot going on here. We've been super busy.
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ah We had a graduation party for Kayla's nephew, which was awesome. Great turnout. We all had a great time. um Great food, great people, all that good stuff.
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Um, then we had the 4th of July weekend. Uh, so we were busy that weekend. And then last weekend we were on vacation with the kids, which was great. Much needed time away. took some time off work, went up to the lake.
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Uh, so, so pretty up there. Um, Lake Erie is a sumbitch though. Just so y'all know, if you're not from Ohio, uh, or if you are from Ohio and you've never been to Lake Erie, the waves will beat you to death.
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Um, So, yeah. ah So, a little break. You know, I do that from time to time on Saturday nights. And that's okay. I know some people ah used to not be big fans of it and had shit to say. But you got to take breaks, man. You really do.
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Any of you guys, I run a full-time schedule, um you know, doing these podcasts. So, it's nice to take a break. And with that, ah we went up to Geneva on the Lake.
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Selma. Yo, what up, Nils? What up, man? ah I'm sure you're familiar with Geneva.
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Ohio's first summer resort. It's a really cool place. I mean, you and Rocky were here. I don't know about saving Saturdays. I mean, Rocky did like a two-hour show.
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I'll get to you two. I'll get to you two. We're talking about me right now. But no. So, yeah, I mean, sometimes I just need a break from Saturday nights. I need to, you know, family and all that fun stuff. But thank you guys for still checking out the shows. A huge thank you to Wally for filling in one Saturday. And Rocky showed up, did a little part-time Saturday night.
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So you guys, we were still here except for last Saturday. i didn't ask the guys to do it. I told them if they wanted to. They were more than welcome to. But they didn't have to.
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Like always, you know they don't I'm not here and there's not a show. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. You guys take a break from me on Saturday night. Let's go. Touch grass. Say hi to your family.
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but and ah When Wally pops up here, I'll let Wally... but I do want to real quick. Um, I want to shout out because I wasn't here on Saturday nights, but I was still doing my other shows. So in that time that we were, that we were off or I was off, um, I had some really awesome guests come through on Tuesday nights, um, with Leah Martin Brown.
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Um, she came through and I hung out, uh, Huckleberry road. Um,
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Brandon Jones, and most recently, Miss Aubrey Nicole. If you guys haven't checked out those shows, go check out the replays. They're on YouTube. They're also on the podcasting platforms.
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Great musicians, really fun guests, and just, like I said, kick-ass music. And then over on the comedy side of things, I had um Mika Carey was on.
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She was great. Her and I just... we just chit chatted, man. We, we had a great conversation. ah and then, um, uh, Kim Wadsworth was on as well. Uh, another comedian, you know, it's really cool. I'm not a musician. I'm not a comedian, but I get to hang out with them and we have a lot of fun. So shout out to my guests that came up the last several weeks.
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Um, you guys, if you're not checking out their comedy and checking out their music, go check out the shows and then go check out their music. Uh, they were They were great guests and and a lot of fun conversations.
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um And just, I'm pretty lucky with, you know, with bagging guests. Bagging guests. Getting guests and having great guests who are super talented.
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I'm just an asshole with a camera and likes to talk. so there's that. That's cool. Yeah. i Didn't dish your Saturday show I said it was only fucking two hours you part-time chump
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Wally and rock made Saturday. Hey, well, wallie did while he was while he was good You know two hours of Watching a wrestling video game was okay. Yes No, they, they, yeah, the guys were awesome and and gave you guys something to do on on Saturday night and still something that on the network. So in all seriousness, I'll bust their balls. I'm going to bust their balls because it's what we do.
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um But no, seriously, Wally, know you're backstage. You're welcome pop up anytime you want. And Rocky, thank you guys for being here and giving our fans and our followers and everything like that something to do on Saturday night, even today.
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We were running. we Kayla's nephew will be going to Kent State. What's up? I got my Kent State gear. Yeah. I'm a flasher, Wally.
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Still wearing that piss yellow and blue. Yeah, goddamn right. He went to a great school. At the end of the day. At the end of the day. No.
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No, man, we went up. It's a really cool campus. it's It's really nice up there. I don't know. I'm sure you've been up to camp, Wally. Oh, yeah. yeah it is it's nice it's It is. It's nice. What's he ah going going to major in while he's there?
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Nursing. Nice. Nice. So they got a really, they got a pretty good nursing program out there, but it's a cool campus, man. It's a, it's a, it's a really cool school. It's a really cool town.
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We went downtown and and got something to eat and did some shopping. We had to hit up the apparel store. You know, we had to get our kid, our Kent state gear to, as I called it, Trump state university,
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um you know, to, to support the school, support him more than anything. So, so and and And they're the right colors, you know? So I can i can rock these colors and be okay.
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No, not with a big old K on it. that That doesn't count. Sorry. I told i told his dad, i said, I'm going to get you a nice bright yellow shirt, and we're going to take a picture, and in football season, I'm going to replace the K with a block M because they're all Ohio State. Oh, Chachi PT, make this guy a Michigan fan.
00:16:38
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So, no, man, we've, so yeah, we, I literally came home, jumped in the shower real quick and got all this stuff set up. So, man, we, I always running, running, running, running man. and I don't know.
00:16:54
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Yeah. My, my stuff will be a Speedway stores. I'll be kind of after next week's going to be kind of hit and miss cause hit the ground running full bore with race season. So,
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yeah but and i got i got like four I got like five or six races, if not more. Hold on a second. Washington will do. why why do I don't know, man.
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Random question. Prime Medusa and Chyna versus Rhea Ripley and Bianca Belair. um I'm taking Prime Medusa in china and Chyna in that one. and Nothing against the EST or mommy, but...
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Yo, Prime China and Prime Medusa are dog walking their asses in the words of Batuu. Oh, yeah. I agree on that one 100%. But that's also our area where we got to see where it was, the Prime.
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Like, share, and subscribe, everyone. d What he said. Look, Rocky's sucking up because you made fun of his two-hour Saturday night show. Yeah, Kent State's cool. We had a good time up there.
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Like you said, ah got the gear. So we're ready. We're representing. Plus, for those of you who don't know, I mean, Kent State 1970 became world known worldwide news. That's where the National Guard opened fire on protesters and for Unfortunately, four students lost their life and nine more were wounded.
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And crosby steals Crosby, Stills, Nash, and
College Sports and Historical Reflections
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Young. Damn, that's a mouthful. ah That's what she said. You saw them about it, four dead in Ohio.
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um So we went actually seen the memorial. And that was wild, dude, because check this out. So where it happened at, Where the bodies landed, they have like these memorials. There's posts and shit around, and it's the original pavement and everything. and then they Yeah, that was the ah known as the known throughout the country as the college massacre over the protest ordeal. did That was kind of crazy reading about that.
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Yeah, we should taken some pictures, but it was it was really cool. um But yeah, they made the the original pavement, and they just put like these markers there with lights and stuff, and then each each each spot has like a a little engraving with their name and the date on it. Then they have markers for each one of the students that were wounded.
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There's a statue up there that has a bullet hole in it. uh so it was it was really cool to go see because i mean that's a it's like ah you know one of those unfortunate events that put ohio in the spotlight uh way back when so but uh cool story none nonetheless he'll be there for four years don't worry guys we'll get pictures eventually we were just weren't thinking about it today uh so um
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ah
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Thanks. We had a fun debate about it at the bar tonight. Hell yeah, man. yeah Like I said, all four, great. But in their prime, um I'm taking Medusa in China.
00:20:16
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What up, Christian Mission? Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Welcome back. Welcome back. El Presidente Glick is back in the yeah official chair taking the control of this show.
00:20:30
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He's so... ah Rock Lee for president. That's about the dumbest fucking idea I've ever heard. Chaka, I thought you were smarter than that.
00:20:40
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You know the drill, buddy. Hook me up. Truth be told, I went on a little ah bit of a sabbatical.
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uh, you know, got back in touch with nature, touched nature, was touched by nature. at least that's what he said his name was. don't know. It's a weird name for a guy, but whatever. don't why Rocky's telling you to shut up.
00:21:10
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Cause I said he was sucking ass for you making fun of his, uh, when you read the like, share subscribe to everyone, sucking ass, making fun of his two hour show. And that's why he told me to shut up.
00:21:21
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wash. Uh, Washington. Yeah, man. What's up, Shaman Luther King? Where's Dr. Professor President King whatever all the time.
00:21:34
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i had a dream. ah had a dream that everyone, regardless of race, liked this tree. No, you didn't. No, you didn't.
00:21:47
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You're just saying that because Rocky probably paid you to say that. Nobody did. um
00:21:58
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No, no, it's ah it's not really a chalk outline. God, I wish would have taken pictures of it now. They have these pillars with lights in them. It's a memorial. um But it's it's literally each one is where the bodies drop. So, yeah, I guess technically anyway, it's a glorified chalk outline, but it's literally where the bodies were. It's kind of wild because it's in a parking lot.
00:22:20
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um And one's right in the middle of the road. So it's it's kind of trippy. um But see, y'all just, y'all y'all want to just keep sucking each other up.
00:22:38
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but Lame recognizes lame. What? Chaka. You're not lame, buddy. You're not lame.
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Yeah. Yeah.
00:22:53
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Must have been a... I'm a Sasquatch, so, you know, it's kind of what we do.
00:23:01
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My boy. Three! Five dollars. What the hell? So, yeah, man, it's... um we been have a lot of We've been having a lot of fun. i just ah Just busy, man, and then work and everything else on top of it. Just...
00:23:22
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just Just busy, Wally.
00:23:26
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You have that. Mr. Doctor, Professor, Reverend Shaman said, BJ a bja day keeps the doctor away. theory, I guess. Are you offering?
00:23:45
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Look at you. Look at you. All your friends say you are gay. you
00:23:55
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don't know who paid who. I didn't pay anybody.
00:24:01
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But, anywho, what's going on in dinner in your world, Wally? Is it race season yet? Are you racing? Are you driving? are you It'll be in... I actually didn't have the Jeep ready for Marion, which was the end of June, and then today was a supposed to be the Coshocton race everybody's at, but had other things to handle, so...
00:24:25
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First race is actually a week away from this next Wednesday at the hometown show. So I have two races that week during our fair and everything. A Wednesday night during the regular rough truck race and then Friday night during the monster
Racing Events and Family Aspirations
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truck. And then it's pretty much racing from here on out until the first week of October. Every night.
00:24:49
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Come man. You got to get out there. You got get them stickers on the Jeep, and you got to get out there and and and promote our brand. which Speaking of stickers, I will be ordering new stickers, right size, probably maybe tomorrow or sometime this week.
00:25:10
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I didn't pay nobody. Stop spreading lies. You sit on a throne of lies, you son of a bitch.
00:25:18
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Clickpaste for BJs and buying codes. yeah if Well, that's what your mom's preferred. perfect forward a above but You know what? You know what I'm saying? That's how your mom likes to be paid.
00:25:30
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I thought not lazy that that's how lazy you like to be paid. Words are hard.
00:25:38
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I think eventually, maybe someday. i don't know. I think he's already kind of going heel. I really don't know. I forgot Saturday Night Main Event's on. I should have put it on. I'll watch the replay tomorrow. And then even worth watching, there really ain't no good matches other than a tag match.
00:25:53
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I want to watch Dan Housley versus that bobblehead.
00:26:00
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i Yeah. there's only Other that, there's only a couple good matches that ain't even really. Yeah, no, I'm not too pressed about it I was just to throw it on the TV over there, but again, a little too busy. well One thing I will say, speaking of it, we finally at SummerSlam are getting Seth Rollins versus Roman Reigns.
00:26:21
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Finally. But you know fucking the Roman Reigns is going to win. Oh, I know. I think it... Well, at least we don't have to watch the replay tomorrow. Sailor Selmo! No, I mean... I just watched the replay.
00:26:38
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Yeah, because the i mean that's the thing. is It just sucks because that's they're going to keep pushing him down our throat when They shouldn't, so.
00:26:53
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Kayla said she wouldn't mind having Roman Reigns pushed down her throat. Fuck Roman Reigns. the but Well, ladies and gentlemen, at the end of the day, it's the Glitch Show.
00:27:09
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Fuck it, because I missed you guys. I'm dropping that fucking link. Yeah, I said it. I missed you. You know what? Get over it. Fucking deal with it. No, just kidding.
00:27:22
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Just don't let it go to your fucking heads. It's Saturday night. Nonsensical nonsense. Running on the Nonsensical Network. And it's the open door challenge, which means the link has been dropped.
00:27:33
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And yet, goofy bastard, you want to join, can join. And that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold Glick said so. Yeah, that was funny, seeing Logan Paul get slapped by Tom Brady. Yeah, I see
00:27:50
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That was priceless. Let me jump over here real quick and pin that link. Pin that link to the top.
00:28:04
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Whoa, hey, whoa, hey, whoa, hey. Don't click. See, it's that easy, folks. I accidentally clicked the link and I was getting ready to jump in the studio. good dummy Double the click.
00:28:14
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Double your pleasure. You're not you're not you're not allowed to Take any more time off on Saturdays because you forget how to do your job Is is that what it is ah ladies and gentlemen Oh Sucking now this motherfucker That motherfucker what so be light
00:28:47
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Fucking Rocky, man. Fucking Rocky, man. do you do now? Well, Shaman.
00:28:56
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Welcome to the big stage. Shaman in the building. Nope, he's just kidding. He's leaving. rocky You scared Shaman off. rocky Rocky got rid of some stuff out of the Meteor files. I was going to play. Uh-oh.
00:29:14
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It must be Dick O'Clocked. What ah chocolate up, fellas? Welcome to the big state. Welcome to the grandest stage of them all. Thank you.
00:29:26
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Thank you. Thank you. No, that's awesome. Did you say one of your is it one of your kids is going to Kent State? No, I guess I could say this because I got upgraded.
00:29:40
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My nephew is going to Kent State. Oh, that's fucking awesome. eighty oh general Even better. you're the fucking It's your nephew and you're flexing. That's cool. Yeah, man. I'm proud of him. He's he's he's a fucking kick-ass kid.
00:29:54
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage. Get your nickels out and let's make it hail on the one and only. What's nickels? excuse threw my last hot nickel. what record ah but ah through my last hot nickel No, man. No, we're all super proud of him going up there and going to school. So we've all gone up and got the tour. We were the last ones.
00:30:18
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So we all got our – his mom and dad have Kent State mom and dad shirts, and grandma and grandpa got Kent State grandma, Kent State grandpa, and then today we got Kent State aunt and uncle shirts.
00:30:31
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Oh, that's badass. I didn't know that I was – Upgraded to that territory where I got the uncle shirt. That was kind of cool. ah yeah Made me feel good, man.
00:30:43
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A little emotional softy glick over here. go i mean i wish they weren't I wish the colors weren't yellow, but that's fucking badass, though. I mean, can I get like a, can I get a friend of the uncle?
00:30:56
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oh you um yeah I, can I get a guest on the panel of the uncle of Kent State? Kent State friend of the uncle.
00:31:09
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Their colors are, um, are blue and yellow, are dark blue and yellow. Um, I love the, I love the yellow. Um, so, uh,
00:31:21
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I was looking at a different shirt. But then they also, and I didn't know that they did this, but they got the North Carolina Tar Heels blue that they wear. Oh, man. Most of that,
00:31:32
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Most of that's for their baseball, softball, and wrestling. They don't usually wear those colors in a football, but it's their other colors. I told Kayla in the next four years, I will have a Kent State hockey. They got a thick fucking black hockey jersey, and I will have that in the next four years, and I will have a football jersey and maybe a baseball jersey because they got some pretty cool baseball jerseys as well. so I wonder if the the students get cheaper prices like at like a a student store or whatever. I know some of them do. Some schools, they do. yeah I mean, you think I don't see why they wouldn't unless i know they're they're just being stingy. I know my daughter, she's in the Navy, so I got like proud Navy dad and all kinds of shit, but she gets shirts cheaper at on the base. She'll send them to me.
00:32:23
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I mean, they're free if you take them from the locker room, just saying. this is this is true so we were we were we were at the uh we were at the kent state apparel store today and he was like you should get you one of those polos i bet you they'll uh they'll just let you walk right onto the football field uh you're gonna look you look like a football coach and i'm like you know that's not a bad idea i should try that this season just <unk>ian state hawaiian shirt Is there a State Hawaiian shirt? Please tell me. It's growing already. Okay. like has been been yeah ah I'm just your comment.
00:33:04
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you logan paul gets slap Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A couple of the Browns players went to Kent State. Yeah, Antonio Gates went to Kent State. Getting ready to go. or is already what is he Is he in or is he going this year the Hall of Fame?
00:33:21
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I think it's this year he's going in. You know they're fucking flexing that hard as hell right now on campus. smile Yeah, so any illumin made we had a good time. We had a good trip. We had a really good day. i mean um Like I said, it's ah hopefully you know my daughter wants to go to OU. She wants to be a Bobcat. um I don't know what they call their marching band up there, but she wants to be in the marching band at OSU. Or not OSU, OU. So you know Hopefully here in a few years, I'll be rocking some OU gear.
00:33:56
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What color are they? Green and white. White. as like White. White. That's cool, man. That's cool. kid Kids these days don't really want to go to college. it's It's like, you know, it's rare to see like a kid want to go to college. Like my youngest, he's ah he's a freshman getting ready to be a sophomore. He he doesn't talk he wants to be a professional soccer player. He hes that doesn't talk about college at all.
00:34:22
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I'm like, man, I don't know what's up with that. That's a step, you know, play collegiately. I don't know. Do they draft right out of high school for soccer? I don't know, but I'm paying all the money for clubs. ah So I'm like, dude, if you're going to do this, if if my kid wants to play a sport, I will pay whatever to back him up, to to put him in clubs and all that, because I don't know. you know, he's he's good.
00:34:44
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He's good. that's that's That's kind of what I'm doing, you know, with my daughter. My son's in band, too, so, suppose you know, both of my are in band. and man and that's how I'm doing it. They love it. They want to continue to do it. I mean, i mean get a scholarship for college for that shit.
00:35:00
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I never went to have have you guys ah have did you guys go to college? I never went to college. you i learned it I mean, I've been to plenty of colleges. I never attended one. though Yeah, here's here's the thing. I didn't go to college, but I 100 percent.
00:35:16
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I've had college experience, if you know what I mean. Oh, dude, I've been in the college dorms, you know what mean? But I haven't been in the college. I actually got, like, yeah, I got college credits for doing, like, training at work and stuff. Rocky, you can bring yourself up.
00:35:31
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Rocky's backstage. Rocky's waiting for me to bring him up. Oh, I got a phone call. Sorry. You know what? If he's going to race my intro, I mean, he can bring himself up. that's Yeah, I know. It's gone.
00:35:43
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That's crazy. That's crazy. I had friends that went to college at like OSU and OU and Miami of Ohio and West Virginia. And so, I mean, I went to college campuses and partied and kicked my face off. And so I had i had a college experience experience, but I didn't actually go to college. No,
00:36:11
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I learned a trick. you know There was no reason for me to go to college. i and and it and if you and if and and and And I preach just to kids all the time. If you have no desire to go to college, you don't have to. But at least learn a trade while you're in high school. we Take advantage of the career centers or, you know, KBSs or whatever you have in your area. Learning tech schools as an adult. I mean, even if after high school, go to a tech school.
00:36:39
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I mean, I'll be honest. Like, even if you just learn on your own, every single person should learn some some type of traits at least get into it whether it be a little plumbing or mechanics or drywall what like it's going to help you so much at home you know as a bad part is shaman not anymore this day and time if it's not a video game you might as well hang it up with some of this younger generation yeah but you can go to college for fucking e-sports now you can get a goddamn scholarship for video games
00:37:12
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Yeah, I know, but I'm just saying, even though they don't, I mean, even the ones that don't want to do that, that's still just their lifestyle. You can't get them out of the house, away from the TV. Yeah, you're right. You're right. 100%, if you don't want to go to college, don't go, but learn a trade. You know, go to tech school.
00:37:30
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in high school, after high school, whatever, learn a trade, do something, you you know, there there are other, out and it's and you know what the great thing about it is? If you go to a career center or a tech school or a vocational school in high school, for the most part, it's free. And when you come out, you don't have hundreds of thousands of dollars in,
00:37:49
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fucking college loans that you're going be paying on the rest of your goddamn life. Depending on what you go to school, what you take up to tech school is how you come out and make it more than a four-year person that went to four years of school.
00:38:02
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no Yeah, and because they're paying for that kind of money. I do online study in information technology. You took a cert yesterday. Hell yeah, man. really well There's an option too, man. Online schooling. I'm not very good learner.
00:38:14
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you know i'm not a very good i'm not a very good learner From books and and and whatnot. I'm more of a hands-on guy. So Show me let me get it and let me let me tinker with it and let me figure it out but I can't I can't read a book and learn from it plus As a Sasquatch didn't really learn how to read anyway, so there's that that's very lucky English ish
00:38:44
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So my my my wife and kids, everybody in my family is four hours away. They went to San Diego today because my kid had a soccer tournament and i had to work. But a i got cut the house in myself. It's crazy. Oh, shit.
00:38:58
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He has no pants on right now. I have no pants on. But I'll be taking a lot of phone calls. or you i have to No more spankolones. Prove it. Prove it. Chop it.
00:39:09
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Can you hear him clap? Can you hear him clap?
00:39:15
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yeah That is not a round of applause. That is my box. How many rooms of the house have you masturbated in today? I've conquered all of them but this office. This office is sacred to me. It's consecrated if it's sacred. I like how you said I've conquered every room.
00:39:40
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Yeah, he's going to sit there in Dirty Sanchez and keep orgling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, what the hell? Even the shaman tattoo, nice.
00:39:52
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All right, all right, all right.
00:40:12
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even the sharp that nice right oh right all right kind of when voice bad because they're still one better than one i help Everybody happy Saturday night was cracking like a rock leaf for president yeah yeah Rock yeah I don't know what happened the shaman's thing behind stage click to be completely fair and transparent with you i have no idea what happened but I did add it back so that's what I was working on behind stage while you guys were talking and i was thank you Wasn't there I went to hit and it was oh, and I am I am drinking. don't know what I draw today I got pushed I got punched in mouth or it could have elbow I'm not sure what happened to work back I'm drinking at the straw Smackers lip on something large and long around Yeah, we know what happened was an elbow or a cock, but it was
Humor and Creative Expression in Content
00:41:05
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hell of it. It hell of a day
00:41:09
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And then I have make sure that Glick had all of his in behind stage two. i did get my foot. um I guess it's not ran over. I got it parked on. least Someone parked on my foot last week. Oh, my God.
00:41:24
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Yeah. Did you make a toe? No, I got real lucky. I just started, you know, like I was right there by the car. They put it in reverse. I guess they had the wheel turned.
00:41:35
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And they just went up on my foot and stopped and I was just started hitting their car like, yo, what the what kind what kind of car? Uh, raft board but like oh way in a parking meter Did they feed the meter? I mean it didn't get nohead after that notice
00:41:57
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no bj that got I got ran over by reindeer. What brand it was, but it was ah it was called something rabbit. My uncle. Oh, Volkswagen Rabbit.
00:42:09
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was it volts Yeah, what it was a rabbit. would he He asked me to go open the garage door for him because it was like manual. And I stepped out the car to open the garage door and he backed up and right over my foot. i was like,
00:42:20
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you're my fuck that's oh shit let's like pan number buy a car you just got to do it right like that last ra some race um guy He didn't even know English or nothing. So I'm just like yeah who hitting this card finally he backed up he apologize as he should cause you know i don't want his that did he apologize in spanish Um, you know what he didn't actually he said I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:42:50
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Sorry. son it so Sorry. Sorry.
00:42:59
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I think he was he was I'm going to be speaking Spanish so he could have been Dominican. But chances are he was Haitian. Yeah. Yeah. chip yeah there's some ha a big fanta food yeah i get it I get a lot of Haitians that come by my job.
00:43:16
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Like an unusual amount of Haitians.
00:43:22
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you're You're down there where a lot of Haitians are. Yeah, it's like little Haiti. Like little fucking Haiti. used to be little Puerto Rico. No, it's little Haiti. Shaman got ran over by a Haitian. wherein can where is them out Where's Jedi at? I mean, I mean, a little something. when he should been yeah remind me i got an instantcent He's spreading his gayness somewhere.
00:43:51
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He's spreading his cheeks. He's just bringing glitter out of his pockets. Just... yeah this is here That's a weird little guy right there.
00:44:05
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Look at Rock Lee. I was looking all swollen. Like he just got out of prison. Look at a look i gonna at him. Rock Lee over there looking like 25 cents.
00:44:21
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He's over there looking like he's about to catch another domestic violence charge of it and then leave his kids. it And it's a way out.
00:44:33
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That Russian white cat. But it is a way out. I don't many stretched motion does they catch his hands and It's like the guy from the Burger King commercial with the little hands.
00:44:45
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Yes. Okay, perfect. Glick, I made a little something for Jedi. was working Shaka has heard it. Shaman has heard it on his show. But you have... that but but Yeah.
00:44:59
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so i well I want you to to just of react on your own, actually. This is Glick's react. This is a live reaction. A live reaction from Glick for something that I made for for Sweet or Sweet Jedi.
00:45:15
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meet Sweet, Sweet Jedi. Scary talk.
00:45:21
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Jedi hit the party dressed in head to toe white. Diddy's mansion lit up, baby oil shining bright. Diddy slipped him a drink that just didn't taste right.
00:45:36
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Next thing he knew. He was running for his life Digging up his ass Trying to get
00:46:04
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Diddy behind him whispering this the freak off way Cameras catching every slip, every cry, every fall One night at Diddy's
00:46:19
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Hey, my five-year-old just sing that song, bro. Don't worry. I haven't seen this all day at work.
00:46:36
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Laughing in his face. He saw a Squatch. Warned and said don't go to that house. Baby oil and freak offs. That shit'll take you out.
00:46:48
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But Chad I laughed it off. Thought it was just a joke. Now he's sliding through. How it did he's hands on his throat.
00:47:04
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du you put them If you put that TikTok, they'll probably do a TikTok dance that'll viral. It'll be like, trying to diddle his hand. You know, every every time you hear that song, it's like the first time all over again.
00:47:18
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yeah but and I showed us on the background dancer. I'm going to pay an impersonator to dress up as Jedi and do a dance to that song. Lazy says, why y'all obsessed with me? But he's in the background going, hey
00:47:43
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That's his jam. He's listening to it all day. has. He's in his car. with got it cranked up. Sasquatch. I got me and me and Koozie.
00:47:59
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Ooh, let me see. oh Can I touch you up one? Ooh, where'd you get that? Oh, nice. Blake? Nice. Yeah. I also got me. I also got some stickers. Nice.
00:48:14
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Yeah, man. He also has a yellow shirt. Stick all over the car. Put me back up there the big screen. I'm a sexy tan. so I got a fucking tan. I'm getting dark. but i'm getting dark Oh shit, I fine now.
00:48:39
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<unk> hus he got me yeah he got picked up by he on point and i all shit ah lost audio yeah we can hear you just ne This sucks.
00:48:59
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Don't mean to brag, but my core record is on point. now and now now because
00:49:06
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Because of that comment, now I picture Jedi doing like ballerina type stuff. Well, if you think about it, the choreography to that song is him getting plowed in the ass. he's probably like, oh.
00:49:24
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Jeez, man. What do you think, Lick? That was a great song, huh? It was all right. Damn, Rock Lee. You got a casting couch in your in your background, homie? I got a casting couch, too, homie. It was entertaining.
00:49:39
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It was entertaining. I like it. i mean, it's a little too it's a little too challenging and not a little too childish and Sesame st Street for me, but I like it. It was funny.
00:49:50
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What, the guy that came street was doing his And this is coming from the guy that looks like Big ah big Bird sitting over there in that yellow shirt with the beard. Oh, yes, Big Bird. That's a good one. I'm sorry. I wouldn't have thought about that one. The next letter is three. take back all the things I said about you people. I didn't miss you guys. I didn't miss you at all. Glick is wearing one yellow shirt. Ah,
00:50:35
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going i'm to go start my own network without you fuckers. I'm going to
00:50:49
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to call it the sensical sense network. It's going to be called a non-glick network. Non-glickical. Non-glickical network. It's going to be Glick Squatch Incorporated.
00:51:05
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No Wallys and Rockys allowed.
00:51:12
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of Rock Lee and speaking of the... Rocky, don't we have something that that we can announce tonight? Yes, we do. Oh, you guys are having a baby. Oh, God. Gendery Bill.
00:51:28
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tu email oh that's why the yellow shirt that's why That's why the yellow shirt and the we go. like Yes.
New Shows and Creative Ventures
00:51:45
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yeah and still and Unfortunately, Rocky's getting fat in this pregnancy, and he doesn't fit into his normal clothes. So I had to buy him a lot of tank tops, wife beaters, so that he can be be comfortable. someone so you know i got i this body this this This body shaming is brought to you by Sesame Street. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:52:07
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Black Sasquatch baby that sounds like a song if I never heard
00:52:22
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yeah so announcement drum roll, please a girl ah it's a scobi um Rocky reacts I will be starting My show on the network on Tuesdays at, what did you say it was? It was 10? don't remember what we talked about.
00:52:48
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8pm my time 8pm Utahlian time oh hell yeah dude what are you going to react to like what do you react to like Instagram videos or something all sorts of stuff man Everybody reach out to me after the show. I'll give you Rocky's Snapchat and his Instagram and then DM him all your dick pics and he's going to react. I got something you react to. You'd be like, really? Send it, man. Send it. It's the same thing you can hit him in the lip earlier.
00:53:29
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Wait, wait, wait. React to what hit you in the lip earlier. Yes. I watched a video. i took I took a fucking... I took like three punches to the face. I was like, that's what happened which one y'all motherfuckers hit me?
00:53:45
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oh me I've gotten 15 different videos right now to react to. um A lot of the other ones were just too short that got submitted. So, yeah. that like whatever Size Don't start off like yeah yeah and i paintingtime not or you cha but You seem to be really triggered by this it's not so size good video is the impact it has. yeah yeah I mean, did you even look at the content, you know, or just the the size of the file?
00:54:20
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i know i' just not little i had second ideas I had the initial video screened by my Russian wife. yeah rush green them yachts even if She thought it was too small. fuck She thought it was too small. So I was like, I'm not going to do it.
00:54:37
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She was watching. She was like nine. No, that's German. My bad.
00:54:46
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um but I don't know Russian yeah you shouldn familiar with a russian accent i thought i did i thought i did i don't do access said well so But yeah Tuesdays guys join me send me stuff to react to that's go fun wednesday gonna be live first show is yes and it's all live so will you react to every video we send you it the bit It's just got to be safe for YouTube. We can't have copyright infringements. We can't get strikes or anything like that. But yes, i comedy, music.
00:55:22
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I'm going to do a little reactions to some of these generated wrestling matches since Glick hates them on his show. Don't hate them. Don't hate them. At the end of the day, just – I'm just kidding. I just – It's going to be like matches between you guys and whatnot. Have you? I'm more than willing to have guests come with me from time to time, too. It's going to be cool, man. I'm really stoked for it. I'm excited for it. And Glick, it didn't take 10 years. So cheers. When is the first show? When are you doing the first show?
00:55:58
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First show will be on the twenty eighth but 20,033. On the 28th. So that's not next week, the following week after it's Tuesday night. Right after, not right after, but after Glick's House of Music here on the network.
00:56:10
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on the twenty eighth this so that's not next week but the following week after's tuesday night oh right after not right after but after glickxs house some music here on the network will be Rocky Reacts on Tuesday nights.
00:56:26
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Rock Lee's like, I've got three years of content ready to fucking go. What's up, J-Devil? yeah i just got done with a TikTok live performance. Hell yeah.
00:56:39
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Yes, you did. and why you're trying to steal my That's where my other tank top went, man. You're taking my wife beaters and shit. You guys sharing tank tops? Twinsies. Fucking twinsies over here.
00:56:51
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You got bad boys for life in the house. What do you guys didn't know that my son... I was like, my dad's still not here for my life. yeah My sons have to wear uniforms when they come up here. That's why I rock ah i'm trying ah I'm trying to get up the last time night since I left to get milk all those years ago. So now I dress them as if they were children. It's cute when you dress kids alike. He has to tell us. like you got the same so you all we go afford the constant so We just put on the white beaters cheap and the ghetto.
00:57:30
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look Wait, wait, wait. Y'all both got black hats on? did grow up in the ghetto.
00:57:37
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Y'all fucking coordinated. All right. All of America attest. Ferguson, Missouri. Okay. I'll leave it. I'll wait. i don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
00:57:49
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don't know. Ferguson, Missouri is the hood. Oh. That's where the riots were. don't know anything. Rocky, I have it in my... That's where I had the clean water. You know where I'm from. Hey, you don't even got to say, man. You know where I'm and it was hard to decision He's from... Shut up! That's not fucking Utah.
00:58:09
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cap Morning in the house, son. Morning in the house. You do? Utah. Utah. It's aliens. What's up? Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome Rock Lee straight from Remember the Titans. He said, remember the Titans.
00:58:32
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Left side, strong side. Damn. God damn it, Chuck. Wait, are you like Denzel or one of the other guys?
00:58:46
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Wait, what? What? Do you guys play musical screens? Cracker say what? Who? Why? Why?
00:58:59
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hey where I think out of the that add of that little out of that little mix I can probably make a song What ah okay that no youre goneath them songs too by the way feel free to play those ones later what The ones you made? The ones you made? What was that last time? Do I still have those? I don't even know I still have those. I never heard anything from you about those. Thanks for leaving me high dry, bro.
00:59:31
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Hey, hey, i without mentioning anything here, we discussed it. It's going to be on Rocky Reacts, right? Okay. So I put one in the back chat. I don't know what this song is. I know it's something about lazy, but I don't know what it is. Yeah, I guess so. don't know. told you. I don't know, man. It's something about lazy. I mean, that's what I was thinking. Anyway.
00:59:57
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but I asked you for your goddamn opinion and you left me... can't react to them until I start filming. still here no oh no no could You couldn't guess could guess. You could guess and you just react to the wrong thing. It could be like a puppy dying and you're like laughing your ass off and you didn't even mean to.
01:00:14
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J-Devil, look, I have zero, zero clue what any of the videos are that I'm going to be reacting to right now. If i'm bringing those videos i can't listen to them but beforehand i won't react to them Hey you should you should pre-record your reactions but actually watch it for the first time I can have them screened by my Russian wife if you want I'll send them to her. Say it right. She's gonna be like nine. yeah mine it's a so cut it would take my but nine or whatever that Russian said. i don't know. let her know she is German now.
01:00:53
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Okay. Oh, now you're digging the nuts. Congratulations. Easy, Kanye. That's Kanye East. a
01:01:07
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that's kanye east Oh, he threw it back. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is this? What is this bullshit? Can you tell me the story about Diddy instead?
01:01:30
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Shaman said once upon a time there was a boy named Jet-A. Jet-A. Jet-A.
01:01:47
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but yeah like to leave it on the cliffinger i love the cliff anchors that's right dream that he did work out of like on that who and that's a story of how lazy got it in the bag
01:02:03
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yeah Rocky, i didn't I sent you those so you could listen to them, not wait for your reaction show. Oh, I can't because we have we have talked. I will listen to them. I will. I will 100% listen to them. Give me a month.
01:02:17
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Give me a month. I'll listen to them, bro. Ten years. Ten years. I'll listen to them. In fact, we can all listen to them. We are Rocky Reacts crew now. Oh, my gosh. Are recording this right now?
01:02:29
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this going to be on the show? oh I like that, but I caught the spot. just I don't know. Okay, so... but I will listen to them and then I'll text you, bro. I will.
01:02:42
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i was I was just going save for the show. but I mean, if you want to save them for the show, that's fine. i just ah like i'm um The reason I sent them to you, I'm debating putting them out there. You know what I mean? got Gotcha, gotcha. you know you know but I mean, if you react to them on your show, it's your show. I can't stop you.
01:02:59
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Hey, let me see.
01:03:04
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So, so, so we're not being all cryptid and shit. I actually, i actually wrote some songs, but I'm in the air about how I feel about them. And if I want to throw them out there.
01:03:16
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ah I'll be right back. Let me go and listen to these real quick. oh I sent him to Rocky to get his honest opinion and he just fucking left me high and dry. i'm like I'm like, listen to these and tell me what you think. Should I should i should i put them out there? Because it's it's a couple of are pretty deep. It comes from some of my writings and stuff. That's how I deal. It has nothing to do with like Anything recent it's just life in general and that's that's how I deal with things because I don't go to a therapist or anything like that I just write shit down and then sometimes I write thoughts that are in my head at the time and then later on I come back to it and I add to it um and I'm not a a writer or anything like that by no means so
01:04:02
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You know, and and I was like, me play around with some AI. But I'm also kind of thinking about doing some other stuff with them ah to get them away from the a ah AI music. Here's a Jedi reacts.
01:04:15
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I see why it took 10 years for Rock to get a show. Click a screen.
01:04:23
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Well, I was shot down by Jedi and Shaman, so I like, well, I'm going to set the bar lower. know?
01:04:34
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Speaking of Jedi... who i too can use i was i was reached I was rejected by Shaman and Jedi. I was going to invite them to the network, and Jedi told me to go fuck myself. um Well, I mean, because I didn't tuck them in that night.
01:04:48
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he His exact words were, go fuck yourself with a cactus wrapped in barbed wire. I was like, damn. You could have just said no, bro. Damn! um Why didn't you talk to me about that?
01:05:04
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They're supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them. What? Jedi's are supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them. Well, I and i understand Jedi's fear because he thinks he's a Jedi. He's Jedi.
01:05:23
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I mean, he's like Obi-Wan Kenobi if he had a beer belly. Yeah, but I mean, there's this magnificent fifth squash lurking, and he was afraid.
01:05:34
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He was terrified. Holy shit. Can you imagine, like, being approached by that, swinging lightsaber nunchucks? Like, what are what is your first reaction? just Mine's the feet that way. Nah, mine's the piss my pants.
01:05:53
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Immediately take your clothes off. Nobody wants to fight a naked man.
01:05:58
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That's the fucking Sasquatch, dude. the The Sasquatch probably wouldn't care. He'd just slice your little peepee off with those nunchuck papers. Oh, God. Now, Jedi...
01:06:14
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god no hu and shut up
01:06:21
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a hundred yeah think got something for you lightsaber viking axe someone needs to make that on ai right now oh why didn't i think of that nils why didn't i oh i know why i didn't think about click springer youtube streamer I know why didn't think about it, because we were having a discussion with our favorite Australian friend, and and and and I said, i want lightsaber nunchucks, and Rocky was like, nobody could properly wield nunchucks that were lightsabers, and I said, bullshit. So I went to the lab, and I and i made that.
01:06:56
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the It turned out, but it is. but i part How could you put it in your armpit, though, when you do like that?
01:07:08
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we hold it in here Well, also, I'm good. I'll be all right. I got like a... Big Bird can handle it with those feathers and stuff. So it's all good.
01:07:22
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so mad because i look good in yellow you couldn't rock yellow bro you know why are we stepping out of battle hacks we need like a maze or whatever it like whatever it's called i wouldn't want to walk around looking like somebody pissed on me all day like you sorry well i mean except when it goes fuck the well i mean i wouldn't say wittier faster or smarter it just went along with the conversation we were having at the time I mean, i the the other thing, I have, like, i do kind of sort of have a mace on the other hand. Well, I don't, but this. Yeah, yeah. I see i saw it because it has the two coming out with the... Yeah.
01:07:58
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It's almost there. kind of Yeah. It's almost there. In the right hand. Yeah, the right hand. It's all over. so That's where I got the idea from. you know chuck you can Can you make that like a full screen so I can see that picture? Let me see if like I... Do we have any lightsaber arrows? This is Glitter's nunchucks.
01:08:23
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Let me see if I can make it better. I have nunchucks. I haven't had time. I do want to make Lazy his video of me using them.
01:08:35
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You know what would be creative if someone made AI the ah like the history of all the American wars, but in the form of Star Wars? No, because Star Wars is not that cool.
01:08:48
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What? now You're a Star Trek nerd, aren't you? No. He's a Trekkie. He's a Trekkie. Blake just wants a Dunno Sesame Street so he can feel special. I was watching cool movies kid growing up like Rambo and Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and that weird... Bloodsport, baby. i dropp Bloodsport, Kumite, man. I was watching... I wasn't watching Mark Hamill cry about his daddy issues and making out with his sister. It's fucking weird, bro.
01:09:19
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Yeah. Yeah, bro. It's fucking weird, bro. Fucking weird, bro. You guys like my backdrop? Nice.
01:09:30
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Buttweiser. King of Rears.
01:09:34
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Oh, shit. It really does say Buttweiser. but please This butt's for you. butt's for you. i think everybody's asleep at my house.
01:09:49
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I look down hallway and it's blacker than Rocky down there. damn but weapon rocky where your soundboard least what made that picture and i feel like i'm about to be left hanging here and look stupid but if i was wearing the show enough outfit from ah from barry gordy's last dragon oh no oh that a fucking great movie by the way love them and a super movie
01:10:22
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Bruce Leroy. Bruce Leroy. Imperial Sith Ninja. Jean-Claude Van Damme.
01:10:35
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ah That was one of my favorite action heroes back in the day, was Van Damme. He was so much better than Steven Seagal, you know? Especially when Steven Seagal's fake. You had fucking Bloodsport, which was my one of my favorites, because I think the Street Fighter got their fucking game from Bloodsport.
01:10:53
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yeah Then he had Kickboxer, which was like cheek mark basically a Bloodsport 2. Yeah, Kickboxer. He had Double Impact, Time Cop. Oh, Double Impact was good. Oh, yeah fuck. Those were all good.
01:11:06
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Time Cop was the shit. Universal Soldier. Just didn't do shit. Fuck yeah. Where's Ralph Lundgren?
01:11:16
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Fuck you, Ivan Dragan. Hey, did you'll see did you see that thing, that little series he did on Prime? I am Sean Buck. Yeah. yeah like got I got big news. Guess what, y'all?
01:11:29
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you're coming out You got a second towel? No. TechNine followed me on TikTok. Nice. nice Okay. Okay. Fucking strange.
01:11:42
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it was kind of I kind of freaked out. ain't going to lie.
01:11:48
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Is it the real one? Because i got like 20. Yeah, the real one. I'll be making a post about it later where I screen record it. yeah Double Impact when he was the twins, right?
01:12:04
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Yeah. Yeah, that was where he had the twins. And then there was, what was that one that he did with Dennis Rodman where it had all the knockoffs? Double Team. Double Team.
01:12:15
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Double Team. and that yeah Oh, yeah. next nine from the night man up um He did one where he was security officer at ring or something like that. they Yeah.
01:12:31
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Ice skating rink? Hockey? Something? I don't know.
01:12:37
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yeah That's right. Tech Nines from the 90s. Not the Tech Nines from the 2000s. Bro. hey Those Time Cop, I remember. Lionheart. Lionheart was good.
01:12:49
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Yeah. Hey, we got a baby here. Hey, Cameron. You want to say hi to YouTube and Facebook?
01:12:58
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Hey, y'all. Glick. Oh. Oh. Oh. hello yeah theres a wa so whole this this name this one you can't run off to the milk store on this is my arm yes you can my take you up on that challenge it's challenge accepted but my eyes this is my grandson
01:13:27
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and i'm only saying this just thing but i i will go to the milk i go grab some milk milk girl you went to go get the milk bro he di is like that was a wally army He just dipped man when saw no Sasquatch Man whose god and white baby is that it's my adopted show baby he's just light skin dude
01:13:58
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No, he is white with the H. why That is a motherfucking white baby Caucasian from the islands of Caucasus. From the islands of Caucasus. That white devil. Why does that baby look like Officer Neil?
01:14:18
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but but That's how he will pronounce himself. I am the white baby from the island of caucus. Like he's in fucking gladiator. I to play football i wonder one grew about i am the He i'm the per iing it was staring you down oh you are paying attention to him cameron Nice, nicely done Mills. Sierra, do you want to to here. It's a nonsensical network of nonsense. Sorry, never ritual. Yeah.
01:14:50
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For real. For real, for real. Nonsensical network of nonsense. no we're all we've got camera side people in here <unk> nonsensical network of nonsense ah saturday number ritual hit yeah purpose ah real a real for unational network caused me lyn smith Did she say she's doing a ritual? I'm down. I'm for the clicks. Is she doing a ritual? Nice. I like that, though.
01:15:16
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There he is. she doing a what up Beast mode that
01:15:32
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beastmoed in the hezy hit that fucking link beast mode get your ass up here bro beastmo yeah for real man i just got off i just got done texting him a little bit ago I'm going to text him, don't be gay.
01:15:47
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Don't be gay. Yeah, we were going to try to meet up tonight, man, but we were so exhausted. um Hey, Neil. Okay, Nils, I'm in California. you know Are or are you outside of California?
01:16:02
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peace screen I'm outside California, but I'm very close to beast mode right now. well brought him in my room like But my we got here and I had a bunch of shit to do. It was crazy. Long story, but anyways.
01:16:14
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AC, ac when I'm outside Cali. I'm in Georgia, not far from beast mode. But um my father-in-law's AC went out for while, so it's like hotter and fucking here, man. i literally took a cold shower earlier.
01:16:28
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Like, it's hot as fuck here. orange mother i always that trust me Yeah, we got to drive back tomorrow and it's just man I am just zapped
01:16:42
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There's too many yeah, I'm a Georgia brother Georgia Georgia's just this far away from California. Oh
01:16:48
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there's too many he didn't enjoy at one time yeah i'm a georgia bro northern in georgia no he on the wa george is just this far away from california hey john that far away well It's only this far away, bro. This is 12 inches right here. Hey,
01:17:08
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hey but I can test that Georgia heat. That humidity is crazy. Yeah, that this shit ain't no joke today. It went too bad, you know, past few days. I was in Atlanta yesterday, but man, it just grabbed me today.
01:17:27
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You know, your boy's in Florida right now. buts terrible night But don't worry, Beast Mode. I'll be back in like probably three weeks or a month. We'll be back. We'll be back soon, man. We're coming back through. I got add a lot of shit to do down here. I got a lot of work to do.
01:17:41
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So.
01:17:45
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Now I'm looking up Jean-Claude Van Damme fucking movies. A lot of them. are There you go. about There's some good stuff. Wally, what's up, man? Been a minute.
01:18:00
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a few moments later right i can't hear wally pretty scary saying something in english doing good you go sweet three sure um did you all the awardable le okay walk where's you yeah beast my ever regrets man i was actually gonna have a bonfire until i found out he wants to go and count his pine cones he done that every night you can't don't know why you ask this It's stupid here. you can't have a damn
01:18:32
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You can't have a damn bonfire until like October 1st down here because there's smog months, which is dumb. 343 half pine stones here you can do just be half how do you cant have half a pin cone Because I only ate the other half. Before he knew it was pine cone, he took a bite of You were just like, this is one pine cone. It's a half a pine cone. I'm fucking dead. And a little baby pine cone.
01:19:02
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It's like, I drank half of this beer. You're going ask me, how the fuck do you have half a beer? So you picked up half a pine cone? No. but just I was hungry.
01:19:15
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Oh, okay. So you took a bottle of half. I'm going to get him on Pinecone. When I show up at his house. I'm going to buy Blake a Pinecone beer mug now. You only had half a Pinecone sticking out of his ass.
01:19:27
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He's oh, that's enough. Break it in half, save it for later. Emergency supply. I don't put my Pinecone sticking out the other man.
01:19:41
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I put him in Jedi's ass now. They're not in my ass. Yeah. hes john claude He named that other half... Jedi. He named that other half of the podcast. He's not coming up tonight.
01:19:51
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<unk> he's He's bitching out. He is He's crashing out. 100%. He's crashing out. Get your ass up here. I know you're lingering in the chat. that i haven't done we yeah we smart Get up here, man. You're going to change his name to Lazy Lurker.
01:20:12
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Yeah, Lazy Lurker. Get up here, Lazy Lurker. Yeah. laisy po go easy lurker ah situations you the lazziest shaman show this is Lazy workrker and i'm sha done yeah last last night but that called I Jedi Bubba and shaman was making fun of he'd been calling me bua jedi over but like lazy brother i don't ask me how i got this picture but i got a really great picture of jedi at this trailer park
01:20:43
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and i oh my guys look above a jedi get off of my goddamn bone get off my ya or nay hey students didn but me this for with yall look do a look at the buckle the buckles so but tonight may the force me whip'all i got go give me some blood my back buckle get off workinga coal mine ya your na We'll use the the force for beer money. What the hell? but He's got cutoff teams in front.
01:21:19
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Somebody in the South is going, that looks like my Uncle Randy. Yeah. What the hell? out there? It ain't right. yeah what the he like i b v that was normal did did did the d yeah what's a shit you got your life that have a mo that's new eighteen right
01:21:45
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Don't be over here trying to talk to my daughter's sister. What up, DJ Electra? How you doing?
01:21:54
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Oh, DJ Electra. What up with you? I haven't seen DJ Electra in a minute. um Yeah, how you been? A million. That was awesome. A minute.
01:22:05
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That's what you spoke to him.
01:22:11
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Beast mode get up here get up here. Don't be a gay beast. Yeah, for real beast mode Probably the only time we'll see each other this room He said that's marco randy and marco randy He's a chicken marco
01:22:29
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Some sometimes he takes a bath in the creek got a bobbing cotton his toes one time When catfish to This panel is like a mop. A lot of fun. He wants to fix the lawnmower with a bailing fly.
01:22:47
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That made no sense. Get up here and explain yourself because that made no sense. This panel is mop.
01:22:57
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Moped.
01:23:00
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Moped. is mope can i Can I have my half of the brain cell? Either way, dude, you I just ah took your moderation off my channel. i don't know yeah because i don't know what the channel is tonight you lost mother reason it's it's It's wandering aimlessly so if you can get it then awesome Dead eye you're old as fuck man. Nobody rides mopeds anymore. Everybody's on those electric little like scooter glide things I truly believe that let it ah let I let i jay-z I'll sound like a biker gang of them in elena last night leaving truest park
01:23:38
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How much have you had to do tonight? A lot. A lot. yeah Trust me. I got the house to myself, and i was getting I'm like, I don't know what to do with myself.
01:23:49
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I'm going drunk. Chaka's unsupervised, so it's free-for-all for all for chaca that oh that's super Chaka Chaka, you're staying up through the whole show, buddy. You're goddamn fucking right, I I want to see this transition. This transition's to great. The transition. is I can't even say transition. I can't even transition.
01:24:09
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The transition. Goddamn. Let's do a shot. Hey, get it get up on here, Electra, and let's do a fucking shot. I'll do a whole fucking drink. Yeah,
01:24:27
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yeah you guys are good about to see a ass Chaka. ain't gonna lie. I apologize in advance. If you gotta kick me off, kick me off. I don't give a fuck. You're on mute you're muted anime i there quest of shotter nu sober talk is now the question for drunk talk sure fry welcome to the pam but's up girl there's doing her chocolate pain person the stuff it what girl you're on mute you're muted should think
01:24:58
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um your child under nature
01:25:04
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you aime
01:25:09
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Yeah, I'm drunk. I ain't gonna lie. I'm drunk right now. So beyond this point, I don't know what the fuck's happening. Yeah, I can't wait to see fucking Hammered Rocket tonight. We're not kicking Chaka off. You might want to kick me off. Actually, going to go ahead and just move myself. like and look for you i Unless he accidentally stands up and be... Put me in the bullseye. Thanks, Rock.
01:25:33
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Can you guys hear me now? yes yes yeah Yes ma'am we do. Yes ma'am we hear you. My mic is a piece of shit.
01:25:43
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I can't hear Elektra. Hey we can't hear it on the network. You better clear your ears out. Elektra on my shirt.
01:25:55
Speaker
Oh where? you do Oh look at you have the cool shirt. You made that. That was so rad. That is the best ever. I made it. where my picture forever literally like Welcome to the Chaka Show. I want to welcome my guest DJ Elektra in the house. What's going Thanks for having me, Chaka.
01:26:16
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I'm doing well. Meanwhile, Glyx over here just getting another beer. How's your son? Look at that thing. Dude, that's cool. ah so i got the strawsberry challenge strasberries fighting going how's the fight he's He's doing good. so I actually let Glick know yeah glick low keyed snitched on my son because um ah last last time i was on screen Um with Glick he he said oh congratulations on your son's uh banterweight fight and i was like nah that's not gonna happen because he he blocked me from his instagram, but but let me tell you the backstory. Let me tell you the backstory He told me chaka chaka let me bring up somebody real quick funny thing about oh so here she is just Yeah, let's go
01:27:12
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lady jeda who lazy like Hold up, by her lady jet I I love that intro. funny.
01:27:32
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yeah literally like a look charles pretty sick
01:27:38
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in Anyways, uh... No comment from Jedi. So, uh... Glick actually, he low-key sneached him... Sneached. Sneached. Sneached. Sneached, bro.
01:27:53
Speaker
Yeah, he's wearing a snitch and a snooch on the zoo. Did he do say God bless you afterwards? So I told Ziki he had to have a job before his next fight. So he blocked me from his Instagram and then he posted his fight to everybody else. He forgot that I knew people that he knew like I knew Glick.
01:28:13
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and then uh so glick told me one day hey congratulations and i was like i don't think that fight's gonna happen because behind the scenes i was like i told the dude he had to have a job and uh all that get his life oh you were setting boundaries and like rules for the kid so come to find out the mother of but the fucker does have a banter weight title fight august 21st for a belt it how do i be mad at that i was like you gotta wait to wait so does he does he live with you Yeah, he's 20.
01:28:45
Speaker
Okay, so, I mean, you should be able to set rules for him then, I guess. But at the same time, he's 20 you want to let yeah. he's you want him to He's in he's a good fighter, If you want him to win, he can't like always have a job. I mean... and until goes At least maybe a podcast. Maybe a podcast. He's got to have a job. His job is kicking ass, Chaka. He's got to have something. I can't pay his bills for the rest of his life.
01:29:16
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He's going to beat you up and take your money. Hi, Spork. What's up? He does have a job. He's a fighter. If you don't watch your mouth, he's going to wolf your ass. If he brings home the belt, he'll be like...
01:29:30
Speaker
Yeah, if he brings home that ballot, I'm going to do whole scream on it. Shaka, doesn't he make money even if he loses? Don't they still pay him a little bit? Nah, he just can pay off his ah ticket sales. He's not professional yet. Okay, but in the pros, don't they still pay the loser a little bit? Like, ah what's his name? Just lost the Irish guy.
01:29:49
Speaker
Whoa. He's got 30 million. night yeah If you guys look my there's actually video that had over views and like five thousand likes of mgk talking shit on conor mcgregor I tried that.
01:30:06
Speaker
Holy shit. Oh, yeah. Did you see that fight, by the way? Yeah, didn't it didn't last like 10 seconds. He hurt himself. Yeah, yeah yeah he like hurt his knee or what. He blew he blew his knee out right away. um well actually food he was That hurt like my knee It was most likely a pre-existing injury that he didn't disclose because otherwise he wouldn't get paid. seems well then Why did he throw a kick that high if he had a pre-existing injury? Cause he had to make it look good. take look i'm gonna say i'm gonna in trouble
01:30:36
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I wanted him to see i wanted to see him throw that shoulder again. The shoulder is like bam bam bam. He said what in the fuck Liddell is going on with that malk?
01:30:49
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That shoulder fight was amazing. Wasn't that McGregor that did that shoulder move? Yeah. Yeah. McGregor. that fucking That was so long ago I kind of forget but that was fucking amazing. Wally how are you doing up there bro?
01:31:01
Speaker
Good. yeah so ja are security Wally, i can yeah. Wally's in witness protection right now. We can't see his face because he's in the dark room. No, I can see his face. He looks like a nice, cool guy.
01:31:18
Speaker
would hit your ass. Whoa, calm down, Electra. Oh, no. I'm a little drunk. Sorry. i Chaka. ever i'm a little too My mouth is not Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
01:31:32
Speaker
Yeah, that means you get yourself a shot too, Chaka. count i'm I'm ready. i'm I'm locked and loaded. Oh, is it shot time? Okay. It is shot time. Okay. Give me one, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. I'll use a Baja Blast.
01:31:48
Speaker
Who's going to dedicate the shot? who's gonna dedicate age jaa We're shot to this return of the return back to the network see return of To the return of
01:32:09
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i downloaded that sound just for you the show to dick oh so snow i not kind of r and b I'm not coming back to the network because I've been doing my other shows. I'm just back here on this on Saturday night. But Rocky, to be honest with you, I almost got the lyrics and I was going to create an AI cover of it. and That's how I was going to start the show tonight. But I was like, yeah, I'm not that big of a douche. I'm a douche. You should just record a cover of it yourself. I think you could definitely sing that. Yeah, you could pull it off.
01:32:48
Speaker
Come on You can do it. My mouth isn't working. What's wrong with my mouth? Hey, Glick, this is you tonight, bro. Cheers, everybody. Happy Saturday. Hi, baby. Happy Saturday. Hi, baby. I hope you can't hear us. We're saying bad words.
01:33:03
Speaker
che why our baby on saturday channel hi baby happy saturday hi baby i hope you can't hear we're saying bad words I so i um like my i retired from singing a little bit ago. I don't have the sound. Play it. Play it, Shaman.
01:33:27
Speaker
can't even buy my phone. You want to hear my last song? john i could only I can only play i could only play sounds when I'm a host. Oh, there's a studio.
01:33:40
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Yeah. Okay. Glick. Glick. Glick, are you running this? Well, I'm lying. He's trying. He's trying to talk to this, but he's doing it. Okay. Glick, I just put up a song. It will get you a copyright claim you can't monetize the show. Are you monetized?
01:34:01
Speaker
Yes, he is. Yes, he is. Okay, so it won't you won't be able to monetize it, so don't play it. Never mind. But it's me singing a diss track. That's all.
01:34:13
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Oh, you're going to copyright. Okay, put it backstage anyway because I want to hear it. I won't yeah obviously play it played on the show, but I want to hear it. it's her singing Hit Em Up by Tupac.
01:34:25
Speaker
No, no. Oh, that's fire. It's me singing a diss track to Su-Su-Studio. Whoa. And ah it's a diss track about this guy in the Dabbleverse, which is, do you guys know? It's a bunch of famous comedians like Stuttering John, ah Kevin Brennan, Dixon.
01:34:46
Speaker
Hold on. Hold on second, hold on second, hold on second. But do you think you could do a hit him up? It's a bunch of has-been. Are you taking requests for distress?
01:34:58
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Yeah, and it's a bunch of has-been comedians. You are correct, Glick. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Literally all the dabble verse does is they just clip other people's shows and then they watch it and talk. It's stupid.
01:35:15
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it's it's a lot of it A lot of it is, yeah, but but this guy was like ah promoting his abuse as a child from his mother or something and then saying that he needed money from all these women in the dabble verse.
01:35:30
Speaker
So he was hitting them up for money and they were giving him fucking money. Dabble verse. you don't know the dabble verse? No, I don't know. I never dabbled in the dabble verse.
01:35:41
Speaker
I know, exactly. um i dabble. I do. gotta admit. um but no it's cool. It's cool it's ah toxic and fucked up for sure.
01:35:54
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I stumbled across it because I follow you and i shoot so and I'm like, I don't even care. what is that? Nails, you okay? No, you're alright, buddy? I'll remove that one. I'll clean it What I feel like Drewski, man. We got fucking company. I was talking about this tomorrow. I want to say shut up. I feel like fucking Slimer. I want to look like Drewski, too, man.
01:36:21
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You could be a dude. I do. I feel like dr you know I know. that shit he does you you Is he is he actually slower? as out Randomly wakes up Chris, have been here since the beginning of the show. It has been an hour and 36 minutes and you are just now saying hi to me.
01:36:41
Speaker
Yeah, fuck you. Chris said you know immediately. right Immediately. hi Glick. Immediately. Two minutes before the show even started. Hi, Glick. Hi, Glick. Hi, Wally. Maybe you should make a shitty song about him. Maybe you should make a shitty song about him. I got one better for you.
01:37:01
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I got one better for you, Rock. Someone came in the chat night.
01:37:07
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Sorry, go ahead, Shaman. I'm listening.
01:37:12
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There's something he's gonna say what's up to me so he can fuck off this time i agree not his chat you guys no yeah make but what That's true you're on the panel he didn't even offer any food or anything from Wally world he just I click I'm back Not even a delivery service du No Newports. No alcohol. He could have gotten you some Taylor Farms lettuce at least. It's alright. I got extra Taco Bell today. You got... Whoa, whoa. You had the Taco Bell today? Your first show is going to be delayed, bro. You're going to be shit and fire.
01:37:56
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Oh my god. I just passed out. I literally just passed out a couple seconds ago. Welcoming to the panel, guys. Woking up to somebody who was amazing on our show last night.
01:38:07
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than fan Thank you. Thank you. oh kazoo only shoot did but nice know you know they fucking fix my fucking die so kazoo yeah kazuns a shit zooms mohawk I love your Mohawk
01:38:30
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one of your videos the other day kazoo right I feel like I haven't seen you in forever, bro. Where you been? yeah kind was tea We talked about this last night. It makes every panel better. yeah yep that iscqui yes <unk> here when when When moist becomes crunchy, okay. yes my favorite My favorite stream with Kazum is he was on... I can't believe he still has a PS1. Kazum was so he quiet.
01:39:02
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We were talking about more one time on on my stream. Kazum was on there and he got so high. He like he he took a dab, whatever i he he did. um um The camera went to him.
01:39:13
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He's like, yeah, Marvel is he's like, I'm so high right now. I don't remember what I was going to say. Oh, was like, holy shit, that's amazing. You and I have alcoholic immunity tonight, so we're good. Zoom is a real one.
01:39:31
Speaker
yeah I've been clean of weed and alcohol for 450 days. Wow. That's amazing. How does that feel? oh Pretty good most of the time. so often i get ah I get a little bored, but that's all right. dude Are you going to any 12-step programs or anything like that? I did and i went to NA meetings in the beginning, but... If it's heavy, they bought it from Target.
01:39:56
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Their whole thing is this notion that they want to teach you that you're powerless over your addiction. You're powerless over your addiction and you need to give it up to a higher power. And I'm like, no, I'm not powerless. I'm not powerless.
Philosophies and Critiques of Communities
01:40:09
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So, you know, I just went without that. And I've just it own. I've got inflated air mattress for people that are staying here that I've never met. So, yeah, it's kind like college all over again. no one I don't know what you're saying, Nils. We're having a conversation here about NA and NA. I agree with that. No, no, no. We're actually getting ready to replace here. Hold on.
01:40:35
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that Dude, Nils, that is not fucking important right now. We're having a conversation. Can Nils hear us? he knows it know I Wally?
01:40:47
Speaker
where is wally He's disappeared fully. He's looking for Waldo. I jumped in. I'm kicking. Well, that's awesome. That's awesome, Kazum, that you went that long. I went about 45 seconds without a drink so far. I'm going to myself down for laughing at that joke. I really think that um the 12-step programs do help people. Am I muted? Can nobody hear me? No, we hear you. hear you. not Okay, because everybody is just talking over me. I'm trying to make a point here. I think I respect. Okay.
01:41:20
Speaker
Can anybody hear her? No. I'm kidding. I'm sorry. All right. My point is done. the so the The program works for people who are who who believe in a higher power. I mean, if if you... No, but that's the thing.
01:41:35
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You don't have to believe in a higher power. Your higher power could be a rock on your shoe, in the tread of your shoe. It really doesn't matter who or what that higher power is It just needs to be able to lead you out of an addiction.
01:41:55
Speaker
And you're right though. You're right though. I think that your willpower can lead you out of an addiction too. But a lot of people are not that strong Kazum. a lot of people are that strong. Are Roblox character?
01:42:08
Speaker
Roblox? what What? I just realized you're animated. I'm animated. you It took you 20 minutes to realize that? Look, I had a... There's a baby in the room. There's a lot going on. look Oh, my God.
01:42:24
Speaker
I bet your baby likes Roblox. I'm a woman on the internet. my baby. I'm a woman on the internet, and I really don't care to have people talk shit about what I look like.
01:42:36
Speaker
um i feel the same way. shaman feels the same way too you talk dad you are jo shit about money i mean it's it's okay like i could show you a picture of me but i don't honestly i don't want to look at myself the whole time either like why why do i i'm a radio person i was a radio dj i'm not a dj dj i'm a ri i was a radio dj and um Maybe I just have a face for radio. Maybe that's it. I see you. i will i'm I'm so glad you're're you're back on panels because there's a period where you you were gone for for quite a while.
01:43:17
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it is It's good to have you back. See, that's that's me. That's what I look like in real life. I've never seen her face. That's me. i You look fine to It looks fine to me. seen one time, I think, on a panel.
01:43:31
Speaker
Yeah, i've been on I've been on panels before, but I just don't feel comfortable. So, like, why would I fucking keep doing it? Like, if I can be a a cartoon, why the hell not?
01:43:42
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And my mouth is not working. Exactly. That's what I do. This is all a cartoon as well. I forget anybody else's here because I'm too busy staring at myself the whole the whole time. because i I know you are, Glick. I've seen his screen. His screen doesn't even have any of us on it. we're complete He full screen himself. Just a majority of the covers. Yeah, just full screen, Glick.
01:44:04
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Watch that. don't hear me say, darling, it's hard.
01:44:11
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Drink his Miller Lite on the left side of his face. Miller Lite, sponsor me. Give me some money, Miller Lite. I drink your tasty beverages every weekend. Why do you drink the Miller Lite like Popeye eats his fucking spinach?
01:44:32
Speaker
That's how I drink my Budweiser, so I get it. I drink Pepsi. That's all I drink. you know i I switched from Budweiser to Miller Lite usually, mainly because it's hard to keep your Sasquatch figure drinking that Bud Heavy. That's like saying I switched to smoking lights instead of bulb flavor, so I'm healthier.
01:44:53
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But Glick, isn't Pepsi just flat Coke? you no you show fucking So when I was in um college, I was in a so a sociology class and they did a taste test with Pepsi and Coke and I got it fucking wrong and I hate Pepsi. no And I got it wrong. No, no, no, no. of people got it wrong.
01:45:26
Speaker
I'll do that 10%. I'll tell you what's up. I thought I would never get it wrong either, but I fucking did. can taste the difference. I can really taste the difference, I promise. yeah I actually like the, when they came out with the new Coke, I actually thought it tasted better than regular Coke.
01:45:49
Speaker
Coke Zero? It's so good. the new No, New Coke. In the 80s, in the 1980s, Coca-Cola wanted to, there there was always the Pepsi challenge, right? oh And they had they did people doing the taste tests.
01:46:05
Speaker
And it got Coca-Cola thinking, well, maybe we need to change the formula. So they came out with New Coke. was everybody blind I actually actually liked i liked it better. It was sweeter and it it was more like Pepsi. But it went over like a lead balloon. fire proppei say I won't drink a Pepsi. Hell no.
01:46:26
Speaker
I won't even drink it. I will throw it in the garbage. Do you outrageous? Naughty, naughty. naughtynoughty How about RC Cola? What the fuck is that Sprite? What the fuck is that Sprite doing back there? here Jesus Christ, you are a soda freak. You are a soda fanatic. That looks like it's a speaker box.
01:46:53
Speaker
You're thirsty, bro. are you was That was her fault. she literally ordered soda. that is wow guess um That looks like more than $100. Yeah, definitely. Here's one here was a hundo. Go get me some soda. That's like $1,000 worth of soda. Jesus. How many times did you order $100 in soda? Every day from DoorDash. He's like, need a hundred. Dude, J-Devil's all hopped up on Sprite. Which one? How many of those sodas have you drank tonight, bro?
01:47:28
Speaker
Three. No, you look like you drank three cases of soda, bro. you like what you said do Do you have any orange soda there? any yeah now I got cream soda, cherry Pepsi, Pepsi, regular Mountain Dew, Baja Bust Mountain Dew, Voltage, Sprite, cream soda. Cream soda. Cream soda's a little weird to have. Oh, and I got Code Red. Hey, listen, listen. You gotta mix the cream soda with the Code Red.
01:47:57
Speaker
No. but I'm going to try that. I have no idea who you talk to. Is that really the thing or no? let is fucking yeah Yeah. Listen. it listen point it's called It's called a strawberry shortcake.
01:48:09
Speaker
You put a soda. So you want what in cream soda. Code red and rumble mints. I might be wrong. Who the fuck is this? Are you listening to the table?
01:48:27
Speaker
All this soda talk, I'm going to go grab a Pepsi. I'll be right back. You want to play? I can't hear you. The glass needs to be majority of the cream soda, and you want to flavor it with the red. You know what I mean? so you want to Okay, like you know like a half of the cream and is a quarter of the red. what is Yeah, something like that, baby.
01:48:45
Speaker
What is code red? One cup cream, half a cup of red. Anything, man. You get something like, oh what was that was that shit they got up north, like ah Big Red or something like that? Hey, I'll jump down so someone else can jump up.
01:48:58
Speaker
about big What are all those? They got those weird food drinks up north. When they got like a strawberry. Let me guess. It tastes like fireball. It tastes like Chicago. No, it tastes like, um, I've already been up here twice and the audio is messing up. So it's probably the internet here. I think it's strawberry. J devil. Can we hear some of your music? I'll draw back down the chat and I'll see you guys shortly. Oh yeah. My dad wants to play some my music. Let's go. Your daddy got to play
01:49:27
Speaker
Come on. Is that glad you're your Unless singing daddy's home. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Glick, is that okay if we hear some of his music just a little bit? Mr. Diablo?
01:49:40
Speaker
I'm just curious. Glick don't know what the fuck's going on right now. I do music for a lot of my spare time, so I was just curious. brocky like up man What up, johnny mother what up can help on johnny goody man? in the house.
01:49:58
Speaker
What up, Johnny? bos hey we sergenant Oh, Sargent? Johnny Bongs, what happened to the back of my cards?
01:50:09
Speaker
What? Oh. Remember that deck of cards? Yeah. I never saw what you did for that. Still working on it. Still work in progress, I promise.
01:50:20
Speaker
Alright, alright. Because I'm waiting on you to get the deck done. Because ah the rest of it's done. i got you. Yeah, get that deck done. So you can get decked down. Question, Electra. Was there like a general idea you wanted me to rotate around? and i left in fortland Yeah, rotate. there and rotate.
01:50:38
Speaker
A date? I want you to work. i Like, maybe within the next month, could you have it done? oh yeah An idea that you wanted me to rotate around. Oh, you know what backup cards look like? Just something cool that looks cool and is cool and people want to buy.
01:50:58
Speaker
You just gave him nothing to work with. you know beat I know. I'm such a bitch. so No, no, no, no, no. It's all right. He's like, no, I totally get it. I got the perfect fucking thing. so Someone's got their ah speakers on in the background. I think it might be you, Johnny Bong. have your speakers on? ah me Oh, shit, I hear it.
01:51:24
Speaker
Someone's got their speakers on in the background. Is that me? What the fuck? Put your headphones on, people. Fix your audio, people.
01:51:35
Speaker
It's not me. I was watching porn in background. Oh, good. Shiny, happy people. I'm filming porn in the background right now. It's like aggressive. that He's like...
01:51:47
Speaker
my friend ah My friend got a cameo. You guys know what cameo is? Yeah. yeah yeah yeah okay so He got a cameo from Jenna Jameson. From Jenna Jameson, the old porn actress. yeah She looks haggard. I'm sorry. I'm almost 50. I'm going to be 49 in two weeks. and This bitch looks haggard. send something to Glick if he decides to play it.
01:52:14
Speaker
Okay, cool. I would like to hear it if Glick wants to play it. Stop the cow. What's funny is he actually knows the other artist on the track too. Do you freestyle too, J Devil?
01:52:30
Speaker
Yeah, he doesn't get paid to do it. He only talks when people are talking. It's actually about faith and sobriety.
01:52:42
Speaker
Oh, Faith and Sobretti. Are you a sober person too?
01:52:47
Speaker
No. oh ah Maybe he can't hear me. He's ignoring everything I say. He can hear you. All right. Okay, cool. No, no. J-Devil always does ah it. It bends in and out sometimes like when he's on panel. So I can vouch for him. He's just having a rough time.
01:53:05
Speaker
It's a tick something. Let me refresh. Yeah, refresh, J-Devil. Where did he send it to?
01:53:17
Speaker
Papa Mentos, bro. Come back. good ah goes but and Fresh goes Fresh Fresh Fresh goes butter. We should be golden now.
01:53:32
Speaker
What was the song for um the double makeup? Double mint, double mint, double mint gum. Double the pleasure, double the fun, double mint gum.
01:53:43
Speaker
Double the flavor with double mint gum. The commercials always had twins on them, too. That was fucking weird. Yes. It's a sexual thing. The weird one was Juicy Fruit. the the line The line is, take a sniff, pull it out. the The taste is going to move you when you pop it in your mouth.
01:54:04
Speaker
No wonder I didn't see many commercials for that. You were so right, Kazoom. That's funny, Kazoom. No, that commercial was on all over the place in the 80s. All over the place. I remember that. And it's pretty fucked up. It's pretty fucked. You know, think it was the 90s, but I always liked Bob from the Enzite commercials.
01:54:26
Speaker
me You don't remember that? What's Enzite? it's ah It's a male product. Never heard it. I think that's on your algorithm, bro.
01:54:40
Speaker
No, that's one that's on, and in the it was on my algorithm. um That's before the algorithm. Sounds like you needed it. like no that shit was on that shit was on regular TV, like all the time. um And it was this meet Bob and he always had this big smile on his face.
01:55:02
Speaker
And the two was a whistle.
01:55:05
Speaker
Man, pull it up. Pull it up. I'm remembering that now. Yes. have no memory of that. Actually, now that ah Glick is back, this is a great moment to shout out our sponsors of the show. That's what it was. Do you want to take that away? It's sponsored by Zima.
01:55:30
Speaker
Daddy? just think there's a reason that we come in different bags. Howard. Daddy, all that matters is he's sweet. He ain't half as sweet as white chocolate. I hate you! M&M's Dark Chocolate.
01:55:44
Speaker
Whoa. That's a winner. What in the holy diabetic candy is going on? What was wrong with that? Whoa. That was really dark. Whoa. Chocolate. yeah if it would You forgot chocolate. I haven't had the M&M's racist flavor yet.
01:55:59
Speaker
The racist flavor? Oh, you're going to put a fucking... I only eat the white M&M's.
01:56:07
Speaker
only eat the white emmonyms Glick, can you play the one that I put in the background or in the backstage? Whatever. i think i Yeah, I totally thought that was like the intro to one of J-Double's songs. Okay, well, he's talking over it. It's okay. It's okay. I got it.
01:56:23
Speaker
You guys ready?
01:56:26
Speaker
I think it's so funny that there's an entire generation of Dabbleverse fans that don't know that Doom sucks. That's all. ah but You know, like Primus sucks?
01:56:41
Speaker
Anybody listen to Primus ever? Has anybody listened to Primus? Maybe, I don't know. Yeah. Maybe, I don't know? are you fucking kidding me? You don't know Primus. Maybe original fee I do.
01:56:57
Speaker
The original theme to to South Park. Yeah, exactly. Thank you, Kazoom. Yes, they did the original. yeah My name is Mud. ah Someone was a race ka came the name of it was a race car driver. jerry was a driver. so fast. never did win. No checker Jerry was a driver. Yes, he was number one.
01:57:24
Speaker
yeah that' jerry was raceco driver that's four cup okay hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on one second um rocky wally not that i can tell uh i'm not we're not playing anything else put in the backstage uh tonight um i don't care for my network to be pulled into the dabble horse bullshit because no no no so what it is is that primus
01:57:54
Speaker
on Hold on, hold hold I don't go in that circle. i don't care for any of that. I don't care for the drama. I don't care for the bullshit. um and so i get It's not bullshit Glick It's fucking Primus sucks meant Primus is amazing We love Primus I sent you a James Luker song Do you understand that Primus sucks was their slogan do you get that Are you fucking retarded
01:58:26
Speaker
Do I I don't fucking listen to shitty music Primus is not a city. Fuck you. Go fuck yourself. I'm done. Bye. Fuck you all. Fuck you, bitch.
01:58:39
Speaker
You know what, Rock? and You do better at Saturdays. Damn, Glick. What did you do, Glick? What the fuck? Wow. Oh, my God, my Lord. understand wrong side. Versus, clever. her bullshit. and i don't I don't fucking care about this dabble verse bullshit. and and And that's what this Doom guy does is he clips everybody's. It has nothing to do with Primus. It was her trying to take another stab at them on another fucking panel.
01:59:15
Speaker
Just like she's done everywhere else. yeah but Something else in the backstage area of her doing a diss track about the dabble verse. I don't care about the dabble verse. I don't care what they're doing. They're irrelevant in my world. Yeah, I've never heard of a dabble verse. The fact that she was here tonight, this network is going to get pulled into it, and then I'm going to have to fucking have words with a whole bunch of fucking loser nobodies that I don't care about.
01:59:45
Speaker
That has nothing to do with us or this network. So for all the loser nobodies that are watching right now, he cares about you. yeah So you're saying there's a chance. don't know what the fuck Dabbleverse is. What the hell? Whoa.
02:00:00
Speaker
Whoa. Dang, I've never seen a... Whoa. Hey.
02:00:16
Speaker
and you shittyass had never seen a eleven mit and and The sad part about it was I just get out of it and I thought it was kind of bullshit and I was kind of a little bit on your side.
02:00:29
Speaker
But now I'm 100% see what the devil verse is saying. You are a fucking at addict with a problem that just wants to start fighting for no reason.
02:00:41
Speaker
So I'm going to go ahead and... Simon, quit barking. Enjoy your way. and there you go she is uh upset wow so yeah basically basically what happened is everything i've seen don't have anything there to be a part of the dabble verse but what i've seen of them saying about her is 100 accurate and 100 true she came up in here had nothing to do with primus it said doom sucks
02:01:17
Speaker
Doom is a guy who clips the Apple version. If you don't know who it is, he clips it, he reacts to it, he does whatever. I don't know. don't know who it is, and I never will fucking forget. DJ Electra Frye, she is not in any way, shape, or form associated, nor will she ever be associated with this network.
02:01:37
Speaker
You're an untalented fucking hack that relies on AI, and it's we don't do the fucking bullshit here. We don't fucking do the bullshit here. You know, we actually create content that people fucking enjoy. And then on Saturday night, we have a good fucking time. Don't fold under the presents.
02:01:57
Speaker
Super talented people. Way more talented than me or Wally. have to say Rocky because Rocky's definitely way more talented than anybody on this panel right now. He doesn't have drama on EOS on Saturdays. I don't know, Rocky. Can you do this?
02:02:13
Speaker
Kazoo, I'm sorry if you guys are friends. Team Rocky. i'm not i can't I can't that. I'm for life. Yeah, because I'm talented.
02:02:23
Speaker
You're good at drinking. That was an unnecessary outburst. and all All I said was there's be no more backstage ah fucking videos played, and we're not taking shots at people who have nothing to fucking do with what we do that we don't associate ourselves with.
02:02:40
Speaker
and from what i've seen of them i really don't want to be associated with that mess because it's all trauma so lick cave get somewhere out there get that get the i well i sent you a very peaceful james luker track you see i't even like she Fuck James.
02:03:01
Speaker
I am going to make a segment. I'm going to be such a gay man. I am going to make a segment of all the times Glick has smiled on this network and told people off. And that's going to be the song.
02:03:12
Speaker
So you know all those ah those ah ah shorts that you were talking about? We're going to do one for Glick. If you make that video, Rock Lee, I will...
02:03:24
Speaker
get that video and cut it up. As long as you're making songs about somebody other than me, I'm happy. I'm happy with that. I support your decision, Rock.
02:03:37
Speaker
Make songs about somebody the fuck else. Son of a bitch!
02:03:46
Speaker
Whoa. You know, i was saying I was saying that all day at work, and they kept saying, who's Lazy Jedi? um they Don't worry about it. Yeah, I pitched it to Cocomelon. They're thinking about it. on it well you know What the fuck is Cocomelon? It's a fucking... It's like Blue's Clues.
02:04:03
Speaker
You actually look like one of them. You're the live action Cocomelon, Lazy. Luluman's gonna pick it up. Well, I'm waiting for my royalty check. I'm waiting for my royalty check.
02:04:15
Speaker
No, that's Caillou. Caillou is where you get your royalty check, man. yeah You have multiple accounts where you can come to and still be fucking cunt. Do the world a favor and go fuck yourself.
02:04:32
Speaker
damn. You have 17K followers on just Facebook? but they will be just That's awesome, man. Congrats. Congrats. Congrats to your followers.
02:04:42
Speaker
Hope you got good content. I know. I'm going to say sympathies to them. J-Devil's got like three or four followers. I always show love to this network. Well, I mean, I got like 30 or 40 on Instagram, I'm doing pretty good. got 10 on X. I got 10 followers on X. Oh, my God.
02:04:59
Speaker
i i got ten on x i got ten followers on x oh my god i don't say i Before I this ah terminated my account, terminated isn't the right word, on X, ah deactivated. Before I deactivated my account, I had over 2,000 followers, and but I'm just kind of done with X. so I did have over 2,000, and then...
02:05:26
Speaker
The past year or so went down. I was pissed. is all about about outrage. It's just about ah rage bait and outrage stuff. It's just there's there's no that it's it's just toxic it's just so toxic.
02:05:41
Speaker
yep your a it it really is yeah body and sha lot oh i shot justto je can you ah can you give me can you give me a follow no Fuck that. Make my air on follower make him earn it, lazy. make it i have zero followers across all platforms. i just wanted to chat. That's how it should be. You don't deserve them with those shit. Hold second, guys. second, guys.
02:06:17
Speaker
your show with with five viewers doesn't interest me So, mind you, this is the third account that she's come in on to tell me that it doesn't interest her.
02:06:28
Speaker
So, congratulations, you now have a third account blocked. Are we going to go for four? Quick, I told you to check your butthole for text. Because I'm you... You think she got more accounts than Shaman? I definitely got your fucking interest.
02:06:47
Speaker
So... and do the yellow shirt It's the yellow shirt, Glick. It's the yellow shirt. Call that shit from the beginning. Pikachu. Pikachu color. God damn, man. Like I said, man, an entire fucking network of shows that I don't fucking care about and I never even fucking heard of until it was the simple fact that I followed you.
02:07:12
Speaker
and And now it's like yeah I kind of felt bad for you and I felt like they were hanging up on you, but at the end of the day They're 100% ready. You are a fucking hot mess. You are a full-on goddamn hot mess girl Get some fucking help. I she drunk right now. She's in the same way What she doesn't realize the more hate that she pushes, the more she's pushing the algorithm yeah Do something constructive with your fucking life
02:07:52
Speaker
What the fuck? Oh, don't worry. I got the one for you too, Johnny Bonks. I didn't need to control your goddamn panel. Hey, Rocky. Let's do it.
02:08:05
Speaker
um Don't you have a song in your possession that fuck around and find name. She's doing it again. and this call That you could...
02:08:16
Speaker
she's she's She's now on another town. Another one. Another one. Another one. Your shit show. Hey, hey, hey. The shit show is on the Lazy and Shaman show. all right We're on season one. Episode six, I think, is the next one that comes out. Make sure everybody tunes in.
02:08:39
Speaker
i been Episode 6 hasn't been approved yet, but it's it hopefully it comes out. like dad just some Just some honest words, man. You'll never get anywhere what you're doing by bet putting other people down and back to what they do. Just be on your own road for things. Focus on what you've got in plan, and you will succeed.
02:08:56
Speaker
Don't create drama with other people. It never goes fucking anywhere. She keeps commenting. She's giving you engagements every comment she puts. yeah Oh, no, I know. then Don't tell her that. Don't tell her that. Here's the thing though, that type of engagement... Don't give away the secrets, stage Devil.
02:09:10
Speaker
That type of engagement for a community is harmful, man. Yeah, exactly. I don't understand it. I mean, I've jumped on plenty of panels, make dog shit drunk, and I've never had any drama. I've just come on and fucking chill. I do it myself.
02:09:24
Speaker
I just hang out. I'm like, hey, what's up, motherfuckers? I've been on... Yeah, I've been on...
02:09:30
Speaker
even when i used to get jesus and Even when I used to get plastered drunk, I never i was always just chill, i at least to my knowledge. and don't know i've ever I don't think I've ever been the angry guy, the mean guy. I don't think I've ever been like that. so he tells her that i'm not i'm not I'm not a mean guy. I'm not i'm not an angry person. i mean I've been known to talk a little shit here and there.
02:09:54
Speaker
Wally
02:10:05
Speaker
while you're in charge of jedi think it's out of control you know what to do sp um what wally you you know the first shake over the show ladies goes to force while he use the course i'm with I'm with Chaka, man. I've ended this show after six hours and then jumped on another panel and just jumped in and had fun with people. I've been on TikToks. Rocky knows.
02:10:32
Speaker
i i don i literally... For almost decade, he's always had a great time with people. It's just every once in a while, you get you get people like that, dude. I was on here while was on TikTok Live on another device.
02:10:47
Speaker
I literally has jumped and jumped on like some of the worst like shit talking panels. Just like talking shit. Oh yeah. that and And I blended right in. i I came in. I was like, hey, what's up? They talk shit. And I was like, ah, funny.
02:11:00
Speaker
And I was like, um can we agree? Nobody talks more shit than the Xbox live. Gamer. Oh, that is fact. you're right. Nobody talks more shit than the war. Another one. Another one. You had one woman on your panel and attacked me and then deleted all my comments. So get a life. Another one. She's a fucking woman. That's why you sexist pig. Patriot. Fucking bullshit.
02:11:29
Speaker
oh You know what? You know what, Glick, you need go back into the woods and figure out who you are as a person. I know, I know. i You know what, I'll see you again. Fucking Glick. Glick, you pissing off the women. hate him with middle on that us Wait a minute. First of all, Wow, wow. you have you have all of that control it can' handle one woman That's our new drinking game of the night every every year then nice child three time she comes in
02:12:06
Speaker
that's that's our new drinking game of the night every time she comes in with ah i'm smoking then i for that where may glick did you take my ra away and yeah like somebody else maybe I think I think I ain't got no ranch, honey. He thought he was Bob the builder. I'm Andy Manny.
02:12:30
Speaker
He's a hand. He's a hand. He's hand.
02:12:33
Speaker
hes how he was bob the build big wally fred the builder i'm handy manny know me his ear and this bitch man me Let me ask you guys a question. did Did I do anything other than say we're not going to play any more videos? No. Yes, you did. You wore that yellow shirt on my screen. That's the problem. I don't know what you did to that squirrel in the forest. grant i say Are you calling to get your shirt a different color? Is that what you're doing? like a The fucking yellow shirt is not going to work no more. We've got to switch it
02:13:14
Speaker
and you gotta to switch it up You know, I don't have a wrench, but I got a ratchet for the ratchet assholes out there. He wants to go look for a wrench. I got a ratchet for ratchet assholes. Listen, I would say, quick, I would say as a... Y'all know the drill.
02:13:32
Speaker
quick i would say yo yeah y'all know the drill yeah yeah This motherfucker's got tools like just sitting around. an innocent as the innocent bystander just watching it and also a professional victim myself, I would say that she came in pretty hot.
02:13:54
Speaker
You know mean to begin with and she gave me some attitude She gave a couple other people some attitude and then you didn't necessarily say it in a nice way But you were direct what you weren't necessarily a dick. You were just lick right so yeah like yeah Yeah, that's that's kind of how how it went and then and then you know She started to get upset and then you were like, you know fuck off And then she said, fuck you.
02:14:20
Speaker
And then that's what I thought. It just escalated quickly, that's all. I already told her. It's Johnny's fault. I already told her. but She put that diss track in there for people I don't care about. For something that doesn't even...
02:14:38
Speaker
Like something that has nothing to do with our show. And I said, no, we're not playing that. And then she put that other dumb shit in there that Rocky played because nothing against Rocky. He didn't know any better. Oh, Rocky knows. Rocky knows. Rocky for prison. Hey, that's my twin. What to me? that Did he know? Did he? Yeah, and then you want to get all fucking butt hurt and feel some sort
Drama and Social Media Engagement
02:15:03
Speaker
of way about it. Well, at the end of the day, he just didn't slide in. No, did he?
02:15:07
Speaker
yeah You literally just showed your true colors and you showed the world that everybody who's hating on you right now, that they're 100% right. and And I was a guy who kind of felt bad for you because I've seen the videos and I watched the videos.
02:15:22
Speaker
And it really did make you out to be a really fucking disgusting, despicable fucking human being. And then you just proved yourself fucking right. You proved everybody right by coming up here and acting that type of way with people that have nothing to do with any part of that fucking world, nor do we care to be a part of that world. And I'm only speaking for the nonsensical network. you know Anybody else that's on the panel on a Saturday night outside of the nonsensical network, no they can the hell they want.
02:15:50
Speaker
But the nonsensical network doesn't want to be a part of that fucking world. Hey, Glick. Hey, Glick, you're two for two for the big idiots now. I'm a three 93, motherfuckers. What? What? You're two for two for defending idiots on this network.
02:16:04
Speaker
you know I'm going to burn all my yellow shirts so this doesn't happen to us. I'm actually dude, I didn't defend her because it was none of my business. and and We had nothing to do with it at all. I just felt bad for it I never defended her. What's up, my tag? Unfortunately.
02:16:25
Speaker
unfortunately but know No more nice guy. No more nice click. but track awards It's cable. dead un trace cable oh Just drink a Miller down.
02:16:41
Speaker
what's up oh yeah i would crack rest Oh, we lost. Holy echo. He takes three months off and comes back and starts some shit. Good job, Clay. He bounced.
02:16:52
Speaker
First of all, you everybody can start shit, then bounce. and instead it six like Everybody shut the fuck up for just one goddamn second. Hey, Scotto. How you doing? Shit. Bounce dryer sheets. Scotto, good to see you, man.
02:17:05
Speaker
That was rude. Hey, Scotto. Yellow shirt. and they my kill shirt out of this top emmet i can't you are think mandate or scott listen him I got mustard
02:17:22
Speaker
and fucking j dev with his tools he just keep pulling out random fucking tools what do you got a toolbox in front me's about to drop the hammer do you got a hammer MC.
02:17:36
Speaker
Facebook, YouTube, X, all to all the fancy spots. Sorry, I'm just saying. It was the first time I saw the Facebook logo in the chat on the side. I was like, I didn't know that.
02:17:52
Speaker
Yeah, untrackable. What's up, brother? How you been? yeah Hey. changed to myspace You'll see a MySpace chat pop up. Oh, Scotto. Hey, to calm Glick down. We need Scotto suited for any of the ladies in the chat, just so you know.
02:18:16
Speaker
and and and lilith on the panel i am a woman hater yeah i am on the women that's why we go down to the patriarchy okay bow down to the patriarchy so to the women's in the chat to uh just to even it out i'm i'm a woman lover so here i'm um'm a mother lover Calm down. now You're getting out of control. anyone anyone love but in the back Until my wife gets home and then I'm like, I know in the
02:18:51
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so thatcado We got room for two more. Send James Luka the link. Hopefully he won't be laying. On this show that nobody's watching with like 16 people are watching, that's pretty fucking dope.
02:19:05
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What up, Queen? 16 nobodies are watching this show. Just so you guys know, I don't say that you're nobodies, but other people say that you're nobodies.
02:19:17
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and and And you know what the cool thing is? Like, ah of the 16 people watching... 14 of them are on our network channel. So that's cool. one And one's got a boner.
02:19:31
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Make that two. whats Wait, we watching or are we on the panel? there Are there two of us with boners on the panel or two of us watching? I don't know what's happening anymore, but I'm just happy to be a part of it.
02:19:43
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Jedi has a boner.
02:19:49
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Jedi has a boner. I don't know what the fuck is happening. All I came up and and heard. Hey, there's a first time for everything. Don't ask questions and don't look around. I'm just glad I'm not the only one in here with a boner.
02:20:04
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Just take it. Just take it. Just take it. Just relax. It's weird when you use that voice. the pillow what and how um Is it bad that whatever Kazum said is is is like highlighted more because of his eyeliner?
02:20:25
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I feel you. I see your eyeliner, dude. I see what you got going on. shit What? I've been watching all your videos, too, Kazum.
02:20:36
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Oh, my God. Trying to get my phone to fucking charge. It's being retarded. ah why the show Sounds like you there.
02:20:48
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I think boners are underrated, actually. i think they're the greatest gift of many times.
02:20:56
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and my age I agree. hey There would be no us without no boners. yeah I just, yeah, like when I wake up with Morning Wood, I just cherish it because, you know, I know my my days are probably numbered.
02:21:09
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I have that effect with men. Shut up, Scotto.
02:21:14
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motor The boagers are overrated. Not when you need one. don't know. You could probably pin the entry point soft. Who knows? and i make Make the boagher like a man. Make the boagher great again.
02:21:28
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Y'all take cake. That's your side. He is probably right. A lot of people are like, yeah, I got i got one foot. No, you don't. They're overrated. mean, why?
02:21:43
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godam You really are just... Go ahead. Just leave. Sorry, for those of you who can see backstage, DJ Electra Frye is backstage. I'm going to go ahead hit her with a ban.
02:22:00
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Congratulations. You are like one of two people who have been banned on this network. Why would you fucking come back in here? I'm not going to get into do a yelling message. I don't care what you have to say. Nobody wants to hear what you have to say.
02:22:14
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Maybe she was going to say sorry. but Yeah. Maybe. you know i take through I think she was going to say sorry. I think i think sorry she was going to say sorry.
02:22:27
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You know what the great thing about social media is?
02:22:31
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You know what the great thing about social media is? You can go to bio.link slash nonsensical.network and you can follow us everywhere. but if you want to send me a message and say sorry, I acted like an asshole, then you can.
02:22:43
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But you're not going to come back on my phone? Yeah, but in person. Yeah. You're not coming back on my phone. Same boaters are overrated. How are you? Hey, I did your lecturer comment in.
02:22:58
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Six, six, six. Oh, you're the pie? Contrary to what men think, bigger is not necessarily better. Unless you're a porn star or a hooker.
02:23:11
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Wait, what? Hookers enjoy bigger penises? Wait, TJ Hooker. All that money has gone down the drain. See? She is coming back to apologize. Look at that. This is TJ Electra. I just came back to say, well, you know what? We can have a conversation behind the scenes because that was wow.
02:23:36
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Fucking five different accounts. You're not coming back up on the panel. I'm sorry, but you're not coming back up on the panel.
02:23:46
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there'ss's There's this great thing between our brain and our mouth, and I know I don't have one, but there's this great thing between the two. It's called a fucking filter. And you should use your brain before words come out of your mouth.
02:23:59
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Because it has a tendency to get people in trouble. And I've gotten myself in trouble a lot. i mean because Literally my whole life on the internet. Yeah. Don't touch Crash.
02:24:11
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Toy Story summary, Woody versus the Rocket. Wait a minute. In what way? oh I thought that was not in between my brain and my mouth. Because you're on as your goofy-ass little avatar that glitches and dances around. Like, no, you weren't.
02:24:29
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she you but don't know what's in yeah I don't know what's between my brain and my mouth, but it's the delicious. I know what's in your mouth or what you want in your mouth. I know what's in the back of your throat.
02:24:41
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is ah Is the snack pocket activated, Chaka? oh Of course. of course I'm on my way. I'll be there. Oh, your wife's not home. I can't get in trouble.
02:24:52
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I got snacks for days in this bitch. My wife's on burgers. Yeah. Were some y'all dropped on your Oh, there Kayla getting love from Scotto. I said, were some of y'all dropped on your head when you were little?
02:25:06
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um I was. i think I might have. kept blocking you because you kept coming in here with bullshit. Not not only that, like my sisters pushed me out of my high chair like the day I came home from the hospital.
02:25:20
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I got all brothers. I also drank bleach because then they told me it was special Kool-Aid. mom only hundred like I had a dog grab me by my head and run.
02:25:32
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Listen, I know brothers and not believe how many brothers I have and I rule. 13. Nope. I'm not. Like I said, I'm not i'm not in any room for... J-Dell, shut up. um Mandy, um filter filter is like if you want to touch a woman, you filter, you know?
02:25:56
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Filter up a little bit.
02:26:01
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explain oh You should always get consent, but I don't know if that's it. I don't know filter is a new word for consent. I'm not. I'm an old man. I'm not. hit I'm not hip to you. New young kids. It's two words. It's two words. Like you built her, you know?
02:26:17
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ah Oh, you felt her filter filter. Sure. as that up so like some she bu the buster felt her. I felt her.
02:26:28
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I felt my sister. <unk> go but perfect oh Whoa, whoa. We go, Alabama. She felt me too. mean Yeah. The most incest state in the United States is Ohio. You can Google it.
02:26:49
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What did you say about Ohio? Ohio is the most incest state in the United States. so You can Google it. Well, that's a goddamn one. I swear to God, I was surprised too. Just for the simple fact that the wild, wonderful white men live in West Virginia. That's four generations of inbreeding. I thought it would Alabama.
02:27:11
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Yeah, Kentucky has a ah pretty bad rep. But like anywhere where have like a... with With mountains, you know, that the like the mountain people, I believe, had a lot of incest back in the day. It must be the border. it was with nobody around. i believe so The bloop?
02:27:28
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Smurfs? Look it up. There are people in the Kentucky mountains that their skin is literally tinted blue because of's so much incest. Yeah, yeah. yeah people That's a lot of cross nut.
02:27:42
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Well, that and because of our fucking... ah Not mercury, but some other type of poisoning. Aluminum. It literally makes your fucking skin turn blue. This pain is poison.
02:27:59
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I just realized Mike was going to be wrong. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and fact check what you said about Ohio and tell you you're wrong. I googled that shit. There's no statistical data that says that one state is more inbred than the other. However, West Virginia has the most first cousin married by the mountains. By the mountains.
02:28:25
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but Blue skies from colloidal silver. Actually, Glick. Yes.
02:28:34
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Where'd you look? Because it says right here. oh Ohio is the no is not the number one most incest. According to the 2026 states, which with the highest rate of incest in dice are per mark primarily the southern, eastern United States and rural areas, Kentucky is frequently cited or cited as having the highest incest rate in the United States.
02:28:59
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Delaware, Virginia, Maryland, other states with high reported rates, and i New Mexico, Oklahoma, North Carolina, West Virginia, Montana, Alabama, and South Dakota.
02:29:13
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All of America's incest, practically. Sounds like there's incest everywhere. But it is legal. in various states including rhode island and new jersey hello what up does like cannibalism is legal in every state except for like idaho smurfs for insight there was 60 goddamn smurfs and only one female smurf do hey gle no idea you yeah i but she was the smurfiest though
02:29:45
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Hey, Greg. Hey, for that. She can smurf. If you want to know about the whole blue skin thing. She can smurf smurf out of the smurf, I'll tell you that. If you want to know about the whole blue skin thing, look up Paul Carrison on the colloidal silver.
02:29:57
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Yeah, I going to say, I think Kuznu said something about the the blue phygeos. He's literally just fucking, yeah, head to toe fucking blue. but talking about You should look blue waffle.
02:30:11
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Oh, no, you don't want to do that. The blue waffle. You don't want to do that. for the It's the same category. fucking love seeing do not look it up I mean, if you look it up with your safe search on it, just show you a picture of blue waffles with whipped cream on them.
02:30:27
Speaker
I love blue very much. Shut the fuck up respectfully. Don't jerk people like that. No, if you look it up with your safe search on, that's what it'll show you. If you look it up with your safe search on, it's whole other ballgame.
02:30:39
Speaker
Do you also believe in such thing as called blinker fluid? No. Yes. You hesitated. Look, I've had 14 brain surgeries. I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, right?
02:30:54
Speaker
Blinker fluid is bullshit, but you better check your head on the fluid. I've had 14 brain surgeries. I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed. Listen, okay. I'm a little bit slow learned. I apologize.
02:31:08
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I had some idiot at a Napa store looking for spark plugs for a goddamn diesel once. Diesels have glow plugs. I'm a little bit more mechanically inclined than most girls.
02:31:21
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I fucking respect the hell out of that. Fuck yeah. Pleasure. I mean, mechanically inclined or not, I think common sense goes a long fucking way.
02:31:34
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Thomas, this for you. I'm just not IQ-inclined. With a fucking coupon. That's because you live in New York. That's why.
02:31:47
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You know what, Wallen? You're absolutely correct. I am not mechanically inclined, but I am not dumb enough to go look for blinker fluid at the fucking add auto parts store.
02:31:57
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I'm looking at both when they turned 16 i gave them coupons for blue fluid and you just say quiet they're napas you can go to o'reilly's.com and actually look up a flex capacitor and like your fluid keep fucking with me fidel you're gonna have a 15th grade surgery
02:32:17
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johnny don't listen to don't listen to big bird up there you don't know what he's talking about you're fired johnny but one but what what
02:32:31
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joty money bring day mr mccar exit I love Johnny, man. Johnny's like oh thank the coolest. Johnny's the fucking road, y'all. If you don't know... that's thing so bombs a There's a weird fine line between masterfully beautiful and what I'm doing and sometimes inclined to be stupid in some days. You guys want to see something crazy? They're stupidly smart.
02:32:56
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Yes. You and I are on the same page with that statement you just made, my friend. Yeah, man. but There's some days people can't even believe I have brain damage. Well, some days they're like, um can you speak English? Can you say words? Talk.
02:33:12
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Speak.
02:33:17
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What a good boy. Whoa. Nobody's ever told me that before. Hey, Glick. Big screen, Nat.
02:33:28
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J-Devil, is that your IQ test? Fuck no. My IQ was 133, though. Another one. Did you say it's one over 33? Is that what you said? It was 133.
02:33:43
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Oh.
02:33:54
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Whatever you're showing is amazing. I promise. So for the last seven days, I've had 317,184 views. It's been nice's been blowing up too because of it.
02:34:08
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That's a lot of numbers. I know it's too much. I actually uninstalled Meta Business Suite because it wouldn't shut the fuck up. and pun and the
02:34:20
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It was blowing my phone up too. but
02:34:29
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and Chaka's getting his ass kicked by words. Words are hard, Chaka. words
02:34:39
Speaker
Words. You got 317,000 views on what in the last seven days? Facebook. ah For what?
02:34:48
Speaker
From people? Yeah, from people. We the people. What the fuck, bro? He went viral over a reel. Yeah, I went viral over a reel. Let me dumb it down more. What video?
02:35:02
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yeah Look, and like the engagement says it is 54,111 engagements.
02:35:10
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But for what video is what I'm asking? Jesus Christ. was diging glick Keep digging, Glick. You'll get there. um I'm working on it. Glick, my phone did not stop going off consistently for two fucking days.
02:35:29
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well I hope y'all seen that handsome devil there.
02:35:36
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What handsome devil. but that Most days are bad brain days for me. I feel you. good There it is. That's right.
02:35:50
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Oh, you on or you comment sit on his age he's only one year older than you about his knees hey guess what you don't age to same my knees are awesome
02:36:09
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wouldn' say it to his face i already did that's why a picture exists at this little lepreun much are missing me as be not flinching and the fuck is the rest of the foot is where we tossed this little guy like a piece of dirty drawers across the red carpet that's why all the footer starts to him far away buddy you look like a drunk ugly extra in a sherlock hols movie What in the Dude would get destroyed by Conor McGregor in less than five minutes.
02:36:36
Speaker
and sleep while i'm being sorry no lock a fool like not fuck wadell happened to thelaned strip on your head worst ten seconds i've ever seen thank you but walkdown gitlog and choice everyone's time i dismiss me and under wheres big like yeah was the fi dude would get destroyed by connor mcgregor in less saying and And this is also the same ass clown who tried to fucking go at Eminem and and and had to and had to change his genre of music and start wearing pink.
02:37:15
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MGK, I used to like his rap music, but he's a... And again, I say... i still do. Hey, hey, hey, before you say that, you need to look up El Pistolero before you continue.
02:37:29
Speaker
Eminem destroyed him with without even... Oh, yeah, of course. so i feel I feel like they won in their own way. As far as catchiness and crowd hype, Rap Devil got it But as far as lyricism and hip-hop culture victory, Eminem destroyed him.
02:37:43
Speaker
Yeah, that's what's important. Also, at the same time, and Jay, I'm not shitting on you, man, but you're celebrating a video that's not even your own. That's like somebody else's video. that is actually... I i know Coulson.
02:37:55
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Who the fuck is Coulson? That's ngk That's MGK. k So he sent you that? Yeah, I have his phone number.
02:38:08
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I don't know, man.
02:38:13
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I personally would have preferred your 317,000 views for one of your songs. I wish. Yeah, but they trade dick pics. Over somebody who got paid by Megan Fox.
02:38:26
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Hey, engagements are engagements. Dollars and dollars.
02:38:31
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a Everybody says that. Everybody's been saying that all night. But some engagement, too, can be bad for what you do. i that's That's the same industry I'm in, is music.
02:38:42
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He's in the same, close to the same genre. get over And I've gotten over 200 followers just from that video.
02:38:53
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Hey, Jake.
02:38:55
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good shit though yes occasionally i couldn't know what i always those ya where wait where guys guys guys We are we have been left and instructed to watch over Chaka While Chaka and his wife are why his wife is away Chaka has been missing Oh chocolates still get a refri Okay. But Amon Elf is not getting into trouble, dude. So we got to walk over for his wife. What did he do?
02:39:24
Speaker
According to the backstage chat, he he was going to get a refook. Have I ever made anything? Like what? A batch of cookies? Who is this devil? Have you made any money? Have you made any money? maybe have you made any...
02:39:42
Speaker
or maybe have you made it I don't know. let Let her tell you. What what is a devil's ass to ski? Whatever the fuck. That's DJ. Oh, by the way, we all have to drink because that's another account that DJ's in on.
02:39:57
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Have I ever made anything? How about you Google me?
02:40:02
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Google me. What hell are you spots? Google me, bitch. Yeah. When was the last time you did a sold-out show with Outlaw Nation?
02:40:14
Speaker
not I'm not responding to her. I'm just saying, like, in general, that's ah that's what I say. cool i'm like a DJ, I like to whatever the fuck your name is. I'm the wrong one. You don't want to come to me.
02:40:26
Speaker
Hey, bro, just a word of advice. Nothing against you, but you will get far more, especially with these people, by just doing what you do than ever try to say words to them because words don't prove shit to these people.
02:40:38
Speaker
i'll be shit i mean they They want to play the computer game. have a degree in computer science and I'm very good at coding. If they want to play the hack game, we can play that game too. The game is fucking stupid, man. Are you ready to do my arm tattoos yet? Or you still drawing that same damn fish?
02:40:58
Speaker
Excuse the fuck? He said excuse the fuck. He's got to finish that deck of cards first. Johnny, I'm going to put ah rutic to put to to put something permanent on my body. There he is.
02:41:13
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Dr. Khan back in the building. Yay, we didn't lose him. We do not have to report him. Did you get your recall? I got a tattoo of a mole. did you go to ah pennsylvania for that refill because people have been looking for you i had to go pee and then you guys can understand if you ever had to pee so bad you held it and then once you go to the bathroom and then as soon as you pull the most amazing feeling you it's just like you oh so i was like oh but let me clean this shit up talk he over place
02:41:45
Speaker
Well, apparently apparently your wife called Rocky and said that we are in charge of you tonight. I did not say that. I said we have been entrusted to watch over our our main character, Chaka, for the evening. can You said we've been entrusted to watch over his wife, and he has been gone and missing. I play you in a home run.
02:42:09
Speaker
Chaka's wife and called and told you that I had to supervise Chaka. And I said, clearly, Chaka's wife has had more to drink than him and I combined if she's putting him in my supervision.
02:42:22
Speaker
but but but did not say that. Those exact words. Watch the show back. Watch the show back. I didn't say that. off i'll you stand there I'll send you clip. Their specific job is to clip certain things while we're live. like all Instant replay.
02:42:42
Speaker
Oh, that'd be cool. i'll chuckta I'll send you the video a clip of what Rocky said. It will not be edited in any way, shape, or form. It's going to be 100%.
02:42:57
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that what you' saying that You know it's going to be edited. Come on now. And I quote what Rocky says. It's going to be in his voice too, by the way. Hi, I'm Rocky. Is that what it sounds like to you? That's what the video is going to sound like, bro.
02:43:22
Speaker
truck t-rock jesus had nothing to do with it hey click you know what since they said if i made anything clicker you should play what i sent you in the email and then and then i didn't go follow jdevil on social media and see what he does running circles and other stuff uh that i can't think of right now but put Wait, that's one your songs. That's not James Lucas.
02:43:51
Speaker
Running Circles is your song, right, Jay?
02:43:55
Speaker
Jay don't even know. it was like, wait, is that one of my songs? He's looking it up right now. Running around in circles.
02:44:05
Speaker
yeah circles running around in circles God damn it Jay I'm over here trying to fucking get people to go to your system. What's up? What's up, MoDog? Get your ass off. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.
02:44:21
Speaker
get yourar light up dog gene just stuff died fucking Jedi done offed himself tonight. just Wally's in witness protection after tonight. I don't know. We're going to wind up. We're going to wind up. The great thing about it is...
02:44:45
Speaker
i'm not even going to be mad because we're going to wind up clipped on like 20 different channels that that's literally there all they do is just clip other people's panels and then try to dissect it and and try to be entertaining but we're going to end up on that and it's going to be cool because then more people are going to come to our channel and be like these guys are actually pretty fucking awesome you know why do we waste our time on these other channels but they're gonna be like oh Kazum goes to that channel oh they're good you're gonna waste your time on our channel you should waste your time on Chakaverse and the lazy shaman show and J Devil Kazoo oh why do you always look super women proper dude you're just like Kazum is he makes me like I said when he showed up I was like oh shit my eyebrows good I know you're like gotta get like I can't I can't go can't go a second without moving and he just
02:45:41
Speaker
the whole time just, damn, I look good like that. I should do this more often. yeah Damn, hello man I look strong. used to be so fidgety. I used to have to throw something between my hands or whatever. I had to move all the time. And being on YouTube got me used to being on camera. And I got myself to be more still than I used to. And now I'm still most of the time. So... I need to learn that. I don't know how you masturbate without moving. You're just like. I'm actually doing it right now, Chuck. You have mastered it, kind sir.
02:46:18
Speaker
Actually, I look fucking swole right now. Shut up about my yellow shirt, Shaka. It's like speaking of masturbating, I feel kind of swole right now. Yeah, you can say swole or you look like a lemon that fell from the tree and just got a little bruised Bird with the beer. Take care of the lemon. Fucking grapefruit. What's the color of today, Big Bird?
02:46:42
Speaker
Yellow. What's about the teachers are ABCs and 123s? Mm-hmm.
02:46:47
Speaker
You know, I sit it on a big dildo. You have to watch making any sudden movements. yeah are Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I hate it. I hate it here.
02:47:01
Speaker
i was actually going to comment about your, uh, uh, your cut, man. Like that. You cut your hair. and is No, actually, I didn't. That is a good answer. Goddamn it, Scott. That's a good fucking good answer. i been some My hair actually looks really good. Why am I so small? Actually, Kayla cut my hair, man.
02:47:20
Speaker
she She did a great job, and then I actually cleaned up my beard, and now i don't have to pay a barber no more. I don't know if you guys noticed, but Glick looks swole. His hair looks good. Goddamn it. i'm I am happy to be on this panel.
02:47:36
Speaker
Oh my God. Oh my God. Daddy chill. oh my god
02:47:44
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yellow shirt daddy show but
Humor and Personal Anecdotes
02:47:50
Speaker
but but tell I already got my Glick starting kid. I made my hair grow a little bit gray like Glick's. You gotta get the stripes, man. Yeah, I forced it. I was like, yay! What the hell is he doing that?
02:48:08
Speaker
I am full on. Hey, sorry, you're not feeling good, Nicole. Hey, Nicole, get feeling better, girl. cause you I can't wait until my beard's like all gray. I want to be all gray so bad right now that I was going to go dye all...
02:48:21
Speaker
my hair my beard and kayla was like uh no i'm like presumium it'll happen soon enough so and then you won't like it and what when i did your did your beard go friend gri it was cool because it was just the racing stripes but now i got like a big patch over here and i got like a big patch over here however i do have the sweet gray hair because It like comes in like Doctor Strange on the sides.
02:48:49
Speaker
And then I've got a couple of freaks on the top. And it's just like, yeah, but I kind of just... I'm ready. I'm 45 years old, man. I'm ready to rock the gray, man.
02:49:00
Speaker
I beat the odds. i had I had a double whammy in my family. On my mom's side, everybody's bald. Well, not my mom, because she's dead. She's ashes. What's wrong with being bald, bro? yeah What a way to start a sentence.
02:49:15
Speaker
You just go and talk to you like that, man? Look, nothing's wrong with being bald. I can grow my hair. what done to bra I cannot be bald because, as it was pointed out, when I did shave my head a few years back, I look like a penis in witness protection.
02:49:30
Speaker
I don't have a good-shaped head. Rocky's got a good-shaped head. I don't have a good-shaped head. I've got to have hair on it. But on my mom's side of the thing, I just Yeah, everybody's bald on my mom's side of the family. On my dad's side, and there's pictures of my dad at 18 years old in the in the Army, and he's salt and peppered.
02:49:51
Speaker
My sisters, well, my sister and my broster, they've been dyeing their hair since they were like 16, the high of the gray. I didn't start going gray until I was almost 40. So now I'm ready to, I don't want to lose my hair.
02:50:04
Speaker
I do not want to lose my hair because I got glorious fucking hair. Glorious. glorious. Okay. I am so fucking blessed to be here, dude. I feel like I'm on the panel with Jesus.
02:50:22
Speaker
mean, it's an honor. Fucking glorious hair. Hey, uh, uh, Kazum, have you, have you like at what age roughly? ah You don't have to put your information out there, but like, what when did you start going gray in the beard?
02:50:37
Speaker
Um, probably late 30s late 30s white mid mid to late 30s yeah and it did did it just come like boom it was just one day it was just all gray or it started off kind of gray like like his and then uh uh and it just kind of continued it was these two two spots here and then it just kind of expanded See, if I'm gonna go gray, I wanna go like, like Kazoom's all fucking gray. I don't want patches. gonna go gray, I want it just to gray. but you're gonna, the the way it happens always, like if you look at anybody, they start off with us a couple patches and then they get some streaks and then you get some peppers, salt and pepper. And then before you know it, you start turning gray. not i still I still actually, if I was to grow out the sides of my beard, there's still a few spots that are dark.
02:51:31
Speaker
Yeah, the like that what what is that what is your hair on your beard that grows last, that stuff like stays darker. Dark blonde. The same color, basically, is as my hair. So, dark blonde. So, mine is, if I grow out my full beard, it's red.
02:51:47
Speaker
Like, a fucking big red beard. You're fucking ginger, bro. I'm ginger. I'm Puerto Rican. I'm a light-skinned Puerto Rican. so course television to puerto ri but i'm pretty sure you're He's fucking white.
02:52:01
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He's white. I am. Glick's wearing a yellow shirt. That's all I got to say. That's funny. We're going on there. heyal That's worried about the ice kicking our door in. And it's myself and Chaka.
02:52:15
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yeah And a yellow shirt.
02:52:20
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and they They always said nothing's wrong with it. They always if he might if if I can let her know if if you would have red shirt, I'd make fun of a red shirt. you wore a Black shirt. I wear sleeveless They sleeveless shirts. i make fun of my sleeve like It's what they do. They just got to find a reason to bust my balls, which is OK, because I generally spend the entire night busting all of their balls.
02:52:45
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I'll shoot you your bos all through your stt home so i can go get pocket snacks and i will you plus so bo glenn and and and balls your I said somebody busted their balls in your shirt.
02:53:02
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it was they They should see a doctor. It was full of lemonade. And his beard maybe. He's poured a ginger.
02:53:14
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Ball Buster Parfait. Now we know where he got that white from.
02:53:22
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She said, well, guys, it's about that time for me. I got to get to bed. Shaman's going to be a brussois. ah shaman's gonna be a boois yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna go uh you know beat my beat and a big time how many times shawman you know how many times i've called in into work just to hang out with you i can't do that though know how i really can't do that you know how many times to hang out with this panel how can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat exactly
02:54:02
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Here's the thing, right? knowledge Here's the thing, Chaka. I didn't realize how invasive TikTok was when I got on there. And I shared a video.
02:54:15
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And I shared a video with my boss, right? And then it came from my show account. So it was like, hey, this person shared this with you. And so, of course, he recognized my voice when he went and investigated.
02:54:29
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So he he knows like yeah, if I was on inter fear If I'm here streaming Right and he thinks that you know, he sees that shit come up or something. It's like yeah Yeah, I know I know why you didn't fucking come into work.
02:54:43
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So if your boss is watching right now, hey Fuck you man. Let this guy go in tomorrow, it's gonna hit you fire bro Fuck you man No, he's right. Fuck you, man. Let me call in tomorrow. What the yeah fuck? You know what?
02:55:00
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I'm going to stay it on for another three minutes just in case my phone dings. You guys can hear it. yeah If Shaman's volume, as his doctor, as his physician, he has lettuce diarrhea.
02:55:18
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He's got that weird hanky-panky virus. And... And then he's also got AIDS, so he shouldn't be around. for you don't Don't forget about the elephantitis of the butt cheeks.
02:55:30
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's got two saggy butt cheeks. They're just fucking big. Shaman got a big old butt. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Sergeant. Sergeant, come on up, man. get, man?
02:55:47
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Shaman doesn't have to go back to work until his daddy shows back up from the corner store.
02:55:55
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My room has gotten really hot and I need to cool it off. like think fine, brother. Thanks for hanging out. Glad to you again soon. Always a pleasure, Kazoo.
02:56:07
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ah my room has gotten really hot and i need to i need to cool it all man i like you i think you and thanks for hanging out we'll see you again soon jim what yeah always a pleasure kazoo Cool, cool. It pleasure here, too.
02:56:25
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Take care, everyone. well i Good to see you, sir. How's it going?
02:56:30
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Shaman, but here's the thing. If your boss has already found your account and he's watched your shows and you're not fired, you're untouchable, bro. He's probably a fan. But if he is watching the show, fuck you, man.
02:56:45
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Seriously, if you're watching, fuck you, bro. Yeah, fuck you, man. I'm going to laugh Monday because he doesn't work tomorrow. and that's That's one reason why I definitely have to work tomorrow. um ah But what do you call it?
02:56:59
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Monday, he's going to be like, hey, who's that Chaka guy? I'm going to know what's up. fuck you I'll tell you Chaka is. Let me send you a song real quick, buddy. yeah Chaka!
02:57:15
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If someone's boss ever comes down to California, goddammit, we're going to get drunk. What the fuck? Hell yeah. You know what I just realized, Rocky? I never sent you that message.
02:57:28
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but
02:57:32
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Rocky tried to call me out. He's like, why the fuck aren't you going to be here for the next three Saturdays? And I wrote this long-ass message, and I never sent it, Rocky. My bad. Wow.
02:57:44
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You know what i take back what I said last night about you not knowing my email my apology Okay, fair and I did have it too. I just had to go to your car. I was just being lazy.
02:57:55
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Oh You're being a lazy Jedi. Yeah ah Ladies and gentlemen, the world famous Sir Pat night from the live laugh lounge has dinner the stage And make it hell on this dirty slut
02:58:13
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Hey, you like that, Rocky? I do it better than you do. um Who in here thinks I do better intros than he does?
02:58:23
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Chaka? Okay. Johnny Bongs? You're just going to keep chewing? yeah you just go keep chewing do i know I do i good. with When I i'm what i have welcomed you to the panel, I have welcomed you with music, with cheers, applause. I meet those two top fuckers. Johnny, you're fired. with When I come to a panel and Rock introduces me, dude, I fucking rating and I'm ready to fucking I'm hell yeah.
02:58:51
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Let's do this. That's not it. not what I wanted, Chaka. know it's not what wanted, but that's got. when i come up to a panel and walkley introduce me dude i got a fucking raiding boat and i'm ready to fucking go like hell yeah do this now yeah hold on but that's not it that's that's not what i want to chaka hold on wall rock yeah i know i know it's not what you wanted but that's what you got yeah It's not a compliment because he's seen my yellow shirt and he had a raging boner.
02:59:21
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No, my shit went inside out. You can try, but we all know what happens. Like, John came up here and first thing he said is, it he was like, is it weird that I have a boner because of your yellow shirt? And was well, that happens. hi I can produce the clip of you saying that if you don't believe me. If you say that I woke you to the panel, Johnny, if you say woke up to the panel, I got a very special sound for you.
02:59:49
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Wait, hold the fuck on just a goddamn second. Is Serkan Knight hooked up? And is he, can he hear us and can he speak? Yes, of course. I can hear fine, baby.
03:00:01
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There you go. That's right. Okay. On your stream yard, I had to change my shit to communications. That's why I was lagging. Yeah, you definitely want to put your microphone, bro. So you had to put your microphone to communicate?
03:00:16
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the Yeah. What kind of setting music is that? Yeah. I said, you got your microphone. Communicate. That's what your microphone does. well Rocky, since you have Chaka's wife's phone number and she messaged you about me supervising him, can you send me her number? I'm going to text her and be like, you should go out of town more often on Saturdays because we like drunk Chaka.
03:00:43
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And I'm getting, you know what's better? i mean i'm I'm even getting more drunker. I did. What? I want an answer. I give you a great introduction, don't Oh, you Yes, you do, Rock. got a phone call.
03:00:57
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and we got punch in the mouth i like six or seven dick i wanted answer johnny i did What ah want but answer village still i give you a great introduction don't i oh you do yes you do rock i got a phone call what i can buy I'm going to make that very clear right now. Yes, you do, sir. Rob gave me some good music, man. Rob gave some good music. can't lie. Goddamn right. Sorry. They may be loyal to you.
03:01:23
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They may follow you to the ends of the earth and leave me on a river by myself drowning. No. But goddammit, they know that I give them better intros. That's it. Yes, you do. Rocky, at the end of the day, there would be no Glick without the of the day. Oh, good. Speaking of that's the song I made you. the Hey, but in all seriousness, though, at at the end of the day, I got to go to bed.
03:01:54
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All right, Shaman. Appreciate you, man. Have a good one. Love you, man. All right, take easy. right so agreed Good to see you, Shaman. Shaman, ladies and gentlemen. Shaman show live every Friday night. That reminds me, Wally. You've got to shoot me that video. Did you ever figure out how to send me that video?
03:02:15
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It still won't let me send because of the file's too big. yeah You have the photos? If you send me the photos, then I can put it together myself. I was to say, you can actually go on the network and just steal it from the settings in my Speedway stories.
03:02:29
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Okay, I'll do that. I'll do that. I'll make you something because I just remembered that right now. You should be proud of that, Wally. Everybody likes a big file. We
03:02:41
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know you do, Johnny Bones is a huge fan of the big file, Wally. That's why he stays around on Mondays and Thursdays.
03:02:52
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I'm going to do what? Hold on, what? That's the only reason you stay on Mondays and Thursdays. Motherfucker. Oh, good boy.
03:03:04
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Whoa. Whoa. Down, motherfucker.
03:03:11
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Last night, last night you you were twisting your beard and everything else just because I was playing that sound. and That was just a random one. I've literally called it Johnny's sound. wait what Wait until it hits 1130. I'll start it again.
03:03:25
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Everybody likes my Brillo pad, right? I think you should start twisting the mustache. Oh, Dude, I usually i help I usually do. Hang on a sec. Dr. Robotnik.
03:03:39
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No, i hang on a sec. I'm glad that you mentioned that. I usually do have it up like that. That's funny. We got Big Bird and Dr. Robotnik. And the end of the day.
03:03:52
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Yeah.
03:03:56
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now it dirt Now I got it, so every time you say it, I'll just play it. You mean like that? Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that curl around, yeah. oh Usually it is.
03:04:09
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I just woke up kind of disheveled today. You look like the lost member of the Beatles. Oh, dude. Hold up. Wait till you see the fucking hair. Hang on a second.
03:04:24
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yeah because see your ass here There we go. we go. There we go. Uncontrollable fucking name. How are doing? Jesus Christ.
03:04:35
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I didn't know you had that much hair, bro. That's crazy. That fucking name.
03:04:46
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ah it was week i didn't know you that much hair real but yeah that fucking mean Hey, it's Thing.
03:04:58
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Dude, I love when you sang in Skid Row. What the fuck?
03:05:05
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That's actually dope, Johnny. yeah both Thank you. That is dope, bro. Appreciate it. Yeah. You're not lying, Johnny. Yes, sir. I never knew that. again I said you have access, and I told you to...
03:05:21
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that you could play something earlier, and I just looked back, and I didn't send it to you. That's why you didn't know what I was talking about. You want to get access to you, Blake? Oh, wait a minute. So that's that's what you're... Okay, got it, got it, got it.
03:05:36
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, is that it? that's That's a new one, isn't it? i don't i didn't listen to that one. No, that's... Yeah, that's... Yeah. Totally.
03:05:49
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Totally.
03:05:53
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Johnny Bongs has luxurious hair and a stupid-ass mustache. You know what? Fucking be so jealous, Johnny. Fucking look like Paul Fogel went goth over there, motherfucker.
03:06:07
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No, that's Big Bird. Don't insult.
03:06:12
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Yeah? But what if it's true, though, Wally? What if it's true? Sir Pat Knight, what's been going on in the deal, brother? I ain't been up here in three weeks. I was i was up in your neighborhood.
03:06:25
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Well, close to it. Yeah, I was in Youngstown. Oh, yeah, it's like two hours away. Why'd you fucking say something, dude?
03:06:36
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What were you doing in Youngstown of all fucking places in Ohio? Miss Knight had a job interview. Ooh, are you guys potentially moving to Ohio? Yeah. Hell yeah.
03:06:49
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I might have to talk to you about becoming a full-time member of the Nonsensical Network. ah pat Sir Pat and I will be drinking some NAs on the porch.
03:07:02
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Are you still not drinking? No, no, man. i'm a Are you back to drinking? No, no. Hell yeah well that's all yeah. Hell yeah, man. no I was asking because I was hoping you were still not drinking, man. That's awesome.
03:07:17
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Nope. Still on N.A. Hell yeah, man. Fuck hell. I'm not drinking either. Shut your whore mouth. No, it's not really awesome. It fucking sucks. No, no, no. For anybody who watched your video, yeah, for you, that's awesome, man. Do you know how many times I try reach up and grab Chaka's drink?
03:07:44
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You better be careful. Just some down the top, Chaka. You've been cool. You've been cool. Every panel I've been on with you with, but don't try to grab my fucking drink.
03:07:57
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Chuck got his little sippy straw because he took six dicks to the mouth You gotta watch out making facial expressions like that though with Chuck on there. You'll end up AI doing dong in your mouth. I have to drink from a straw. I feel like i've I fucking came to Small Street.
03:08:13
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Chuck, you can make fun of my yellow shirt all you want. didn't take six dicks to the face there today. Sarge. You only took four. Yeah.
03:08:22
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you only need to
03:08:26
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It was only fucking four. Four and a half. But I took six, baby.
03:08:34
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No, other than that, man, I've just been um working on the rap album. I've taken it to another level. You're fucking killing me with the music.
03:08:45
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Chaka's the only guy on the panel that will probably admit to taking five guys to the mouth. Yeah. Quite literally. admit it. um I'm been drinking out of a straw because, didn't you know.
03:08:59
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it Truth be told, like you know what? I'm not going let my man Chaka go down like that. Truth be told, he tried to confront Zeke about me snitching on Zeke, and I apologize, Zeke. I didn't mean to snitch you out. Why are you scared of my son, Glick? Why are you scared my son, homie?
03:09:15
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Have you seen that kid fight in a cage? Yeah, have you seen him? I'm scared of for the same reason you're scared of him. Don't say his name to loud i say lying likes too loudly. too loudly. He's here. Look, I'm like, I'm like,
03:09:32
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um um like I'm like, don't let me get my hands on you, Zeke. And he's like, all right, bet. and And he won't because he's little he's wirly.
03:09:43
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why are you If I get my hands on him, I put these Sasquatch hands on him and I get a hold of him and I can stop him, then I might have a chance. But the problem is... Stop the cap! Where's Mike?
03:09:54
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Shut your fucking horn mouth, Rocky. Stop the cat. Hey, you want to know something? This is 100% the truth. Ziggy was ah he was like fucking doing that whole thing. Come on, Dad. Let's go. Let's fight. Because in the garage, I got a whole gym set up. He's like, come on, dad Let's go. i was like, nah, don't want this. You don't want the smoke. You don't want the smoke. play i play I played that card for three days, and then finally he's like, come on, Dad. Let's go. It was my day off. I was like, all right fuck it. Let's go.
03:10:19
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I threw up in 12
03:10:25
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not even kidding was like come on yeah what's up motherfucker what's up
03:10:33
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and then like he tapped out because i was puking i was like yes that's right that's that dad i'll throw up on you again bitch i started ban away rich player right now i was i was with the chola this I was surprised how fast I fucking puked. I was like, I fight a lot. i I get punched. yeah yeah That's fucking what it is. But to do that, I was like, dude, like 10 seconds in, I knew going to throw up like 12, 12 seconds. I was like, so now you got the defense though. You just start eating stuff. He doesn't like before you fight him. Yeah. yeah
03:11:13
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Yeah, yeah you're you're like a you're like a vulture. That's your self-defense mechanism. I'm like a fucking anaconda. i just fucking regurgitated my food. That's all it was.
03:11:25
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Well, snakes throw their stuff back up. They regurgitate. Anyways, he tapped out. I won. i don't give a fuck how I won, but I won. win is homie. is a win. only win is when is a win Yeah, I fucking ah beat my son's ass because I threw up on his arm.
03:11:46
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I don't give a fuck if he was choking me out. yeah He wasn't choking out either. It was like some kind of shoulder lock, and i was like, hey, hey, easy, easy, bleh. You're like,
03:12:05
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That literally happened yesterday morning. I'm not even fucking kidding. That's the truth. So who had who had to clean it up? okay you Loser cleans it up. Loser had to clean it up. Loser had to clean it up. It was like, yeah. Of course I celebrated, and I was like, yeah, you don't know that old school fucking how we get down to old school, and I'm cleaning up my throat.
03:12:31
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Next time he wants to fight, just drop your drawers. where find You want to fight? Okay. Let's fight. Yeah, what you know about these old saggy balls? that That'll add some speed to you. You're always faster when you're naked. Yeah.
03:12:46
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yeah ah mis mad That that just made me realize how fast when i'm naked let just made me realize how out of shape I am. i'm I'm very, very fucking out of shape. This guy is like prime shape.
03:12:59
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So let me ask you a serious question. Does Zeke got like like bike merch? Like shirts and stuff like that? Or anything yet? Nah, No, because he he doesn't really like put himself out there like that. I wanted to give him merch and and sell merch on my channel and everything. And he was just like, nah, I don't want to do that. i was like, dude.
03:13:21
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I want a Zeke fight shirt.
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03:13:24
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I got a Wally fight shirt. Wally used to fight in the cage. Big country. Dude, it's so rare for Zeke to even do like a a like a ah like come on your channel and talk about his fight. like you're You're lucky that No, that was so cool. That was so cool. He came on your channel. I was so surprised that he even did that. He came on your channel. He came on a local radio station. And, of course, he did mine because I'm his dad. But he doesn't do, like, the promo shit. Is he pretty introvert?
03:13:54
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ah Introvert?
03:13:58
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Yeah. Yeah, he's pretty introvert. Yeah. He yeah he he he hasn't... eat Don't have an ego. He's still pretty humble. But, dude, I loved it. I loved having him on, man. we we he answered he put he He puts it out there like he he's humble. But this motherfucker's got an ego.
03:14:15
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I got a miniature glick in my fucking back there, dude. oh yeah This motherfucker's like, hey, look at me. Look at me.
03:14:25
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No, but was really cool that it was really cool that you did that. like that That meant a whole lot. like ah to du No, I loved it. He still talks about that. Yeah, Chucky, you know i love you, brother. and and And I love that. And Zeke was cool as hell. like We all enjoyed it. I actually, once he gets his belt, and I want to have him back on.
03:14:43
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Dude, he's going to get that. I really think he's going get the banterweight fucking belt. He's going to have a real life fucking belt. And I'm going to wear that shit. It's not for me. It's for my kid, but I'm to wear that shit. It's going to be like this big because his waist is so tiny. It's going to be like a fucking anklet on my shoulder.
03:15:00
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look look he can as as as a champion myself i mean you see the belts behind you you know it would be great to have another champion on my show so when he wins that belt i would love to have zeke back on again man ah we i want a but We had a blast with Zeke being on, man. Sir, Pat and I can be his hype man. I'll be his hype man.
03:15:21
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here when we got into a cool like the the cool thing The cool thing about this fight is like he's actually he told me, he's like, Dad, I want you to walk me down the... ah You know, when I come out, he hasn't told he hasn't told me what song he's the motherfucker's probably going to make me cry. But he's like, dude, I got a song special for you. I want you to walk me out. And so I'm going to have to act all hard. And if I hear that song and if it's a certain song that I think he's going to play, I'm going to be like, this motherfucker. Don't puke. Don't puke. I'm going to puke just because I don't want to cry. He's going to play the song that Rocky made for you. This is his biggest fight that he's ever done. This motherfucker's been doing good.
03:16:05
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I feel like I'm living the ah like like Rocky movie with him. Just watching him train and shit. dude It's crazy from a dad's point of view. Watching your kid going and now start start doing MMA and then going for the banterweight fucking title. my My kid has a chance to win the fucking title. That's that's some crazy, crazy shit.
03:16:26
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It's awesome.
03:16:30
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I can't imagine having that cardio anymore. I don't even have cardio in the bedroom anymore.
03:16:38
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He's just getting stronger and stronger.
03:16:42
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ah fuck yeah know Wally wall he used to fight in the cage. man Y'all think it's funny when I talk about tapping his big ass out. Wally used to fight in cage. stop Wally what?
03:16:54
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I'll still fight it. I'll still tap his big ass out, but I mean, that's neither here nor there. I would not fight Wally. Chris, big country. I can barely fight my son.
03:17:08
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Unless you want vomit on you, Wally, I will fucking take now do you out. Do you guys ever watch that King of the Streets? ah Is that a YouTube channel? No, it's like a fight, but I mean, they're full core. The thing with that, Sir Pat, with that king of the streets, that is all living off of Kimbo Slice making himself famous with his shit. and the guy that started that is actually a former felon that did 20 years in prison because he couldn't get a fucking job, and he started doing those... Basically, it was called Street Beefs, and they changed the name of it.
03:17:47
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Okay, I remember straight beefs. But that's the same it's the same guy and everything else. Yeah, the guy that started it, his name was Mighty Mouse, and the motherfucker was maybe 5'7".
03:17:59
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He's a damn good guy. He could box. But speaking speaking of speaking of that, like like my kid sent me – he's out of high school now. He's already 20. He's living with me still.
03:18:11
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But um he sent me videos before he started m MMA. He was doing wrestling. He sent me videos of him and other wrestlers in the in the locker room, and they wanted to just box.
03:18:22
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No gloves, no nothing. And then he sent me video of him just – they were just swinging. Haymakers, bop, bop. And then he just knocks the dude out. I was like, holy fuck. And then they helps him help him up. He's like, oh, yeah, we got a wrestling tournament this weekend. and We got fucking be all right. But I was like, dude, you were knocking people out in high school. i didn't even know that. i I had no idea. He was a wrestler.
03:18:45
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And then sent me those videos. was like, wow. It's one of those like videos you would see of a high schooler, high school fight in the fucking locker room. They were just boxing. But Z was just like, he was rocking that dude. I was like, holy fuck. I'm going send it to you, actually. that e now We used to do that in high school. And we used to do body-to-body matches. And it got to a point where like nobody was like, no, they're like, oh, Lick's not allowed to participate anymore.
03:19:17
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You know, what Wally all shocks me because I'm going to pull the curtain back about Wally. Wally's always been like, not that Wally's a bitch or anything like that, but he was always quiet, cool, timid, and never really super confrontational. I mean, the only time I ever seen Wally angry and and ready to kill somebody was the one time that him and I went toe-to-toe.
03:19:44
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uh over dumb shit and and even then once we were toe-to-toe and nose to nose but and and ready to kill each other we just kind of started laughing because we because he finally realized that it was you know but like Wally's a... and So am I. For anybody who... aba I'm a fucking gentle giant. I'm a big teddy bear. So is Wally. but It really shocked me when he was like, Hey, dude.
03:20:12
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I've been training and I'm i'm doing cage fighting and and stuff like that. And I'm like, what the fuck? and And I ordered his shirt. And I still have it. ah you know it'ss I ordered it. It's still big as fuck on me because... I'm little, dude. I will bite you.
03:20:28
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Like, quick. Yeah. I used to be like that. Wally knows me. i was just quick to fight anybody. I wasn't quick to fight him. It wasn't because I was scared of him. It was because he was like, that that was my guy. like I don't want to fight fucking Wally.
03:20:41
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yeah But Wally knows I was quick to fight anybody. I'm not a big fighter anymore, but fights do happen because my job. It hurts. I'm 45 years old. I got hit in the mouth, and I'm like, fuck, man. This motherfucker rocked my fucking jaw. I'm down for 10 minutes when I stub my toe anymore. You take six dicks in the mouth. It's going to hurt, Chaka. Yeah, six dicks. I took six dicks to this bad boy right here. But, dude, like, I'm so – I don't give a fuck what everybody says. Fucking champ right there. Six dicks right to the fucking mouth today. Champion, where's my belt?
03:21:24
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And he's on the belt tonight. Sucking through his – Dude, I was running off adrenaline. I was running off adrenaline until I came came home. I started pouring a drink, and i I started drinking, and then and then it kicked in. After my adrenaline wore it off, I was like – like oh I think think my fucking jaw's fucked up. So I was like, I'm going to drink from straw tonight.
03:21:42
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Yeah, know, man. Wally, I got to say, in all... Jesus fuck. 30-some years of knowing each other, I don't ever think I can... I can't think of a time that I remember you ever being mad or angry or or like anything, dude.
03:22:03
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Nope. I always tried to play a Peacemaker. yeah i like i think I think my dog got it. Until after high school, then it then it changed. especially Outside of a couple of your fights, said that i've say I've never even seen you with enough in and and a real fight.
03:22:20
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like did I had like three downtown and one at Banana Joe's. That was interesting. and yeah know like Me on other hand. whole different story.
03:22:33
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I lost count after 10. yeah oh Yeah, no, Wally was always kind of the... the You were always kind of like the yeah voice of reason. Not that I ever listened to the voice of reason.
03:22:48
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but I'm 26 in the women's division. One thing I've already learned in my 20s is that the person with the with the voice of reason and more collective and quiet, that in the end, if you challenge them far enough, they will kick your fucking ass.
03:23:02
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More the person that's sitting in there talking and blowing off steam and shit. I didn't, I didn't, Wally can attest to I was not a talker. I was not a talker. Yeah, man. When you, when you, when you're not so quick to, you know, run your mouth and get done to visit when it's fighting, that means you're just paying attention to the fight not sitting there, just rolling off. You look like you'd lead with a headbutt.
03:23:23
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If you get that close, Pat, you are 100% accurate with that. I've been bartending for 20 years. I can decide on how people fight real quick. but I was a bouncer. I was a bouncer for several years. And even as even as a youngster, you get close enough and you're running your mouth in my face, I'm hitting you with i'm hitting you with the Scottish kiss.
03:23:44
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Yeah. second That's crazy. Dude, I was i was ah i was a bouncer too for probably a year and a half. i on answer thatt That'll change it'll change the outcome of a fight real quick. i got college soccer legs, buddy.
03:23:59
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Right to the canicky. I'm so dirty when I fight. you like so dirty when i find I really am. It's horrible. I'm little. you can't breathe, you can't fight. So I'll headbutt you right in the bridge of your nose because you can't see. And I will fucking chop you in your throat in a heartbeat because then you can't breathe. It isn't a fight server.
03:24:20
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i try to make People always try to shut me and they think they're big because like i'm so small. I would always try to make them laugh. Like, mean we'd always got that drunk dude that tries to fucking get into the quinceanero. I used to fucking bounce for quinceaneras at this fucking mall place. and ah and And I would make them laugh, and they would fucking stop.
03:24:41
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Yeah. But they would come in they would come in hot, and I would say some fucking random shit, like, hey, you're fucking wearing a yellow shirt. And they'd be like, oh, ha, ha, ha. They'd be wearing a yellow shirt.
03:24:56
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No, I live my life by a three-strike rule. And when I was bouncing, it was three strikes. First time, I'm going to come up, I'm going to talk to you. Like we're talking right now. Calm, cool, collected. We're having fun. Everybody's here to have fun.
03:25:11
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Like calm it down. you know Strike two, I'm going to get a little loud. I'm going to throw in some curse words. Strike three, I'm putting hands on you. and I didn't like being a bouncer. like like i would I would do this kind of the same thing. i would I would come try to make them laugh, whatever. And if they got drunker, then I got to step it up a notch. I got to meet their gangsta, you know what mean? but But I always made sure like I had the biggest motherfucker that was with my crew. I was like, if he's not with me, I'm not going to fight this guy. I'm going to fucking go ahead.
03:25:45
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But if I got my boy behind me, then hey, let's fucking go. No, I just, I mean, I don't know, man. It was like Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse. I was not. I was not Patrick Swayze. Be nice.
03:26:01
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Be nice. you know And if you can't, take it outside. But that's that's the thing. And I'm like that in life. In life. you know It took me it it took me a long time it took me a little time to reach this point, I'm not going to lie.
03:26:12
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Because i had a short fuse and I was a hothead. But it took me a long time where it was just like, in life in general, man, it's not that serious. it's it's it's It's not worth it, man. Like, even tonight, like, now I'm thinking back on it, and I'm already feeling bad for kind of losing my cool. But at the end of the day, i didn't really lose my cool, lose my cool, but it was also justified.
03:26:36
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Like, don't don't bring bullshit from somewhere else here because, like, And then don't play the fuck victim. Like don't fucking play the victim after you realize you fucked up.
03:26:49
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You know what I mean? but But what YouTube. OK, so I don't know if I've ever told you, but I started YouTube because of my PTSD from fucking doing law enforcement shit. So yeah I actually started it from suggestions from people in my counseling and people i was talking to and shit. So I started YouTube. What YouTube taught me, dude,
03:27:10
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Like it made my thick skin like even thicker. Like I i can move I can talk my way. have never gotten into conflict on YouTube. it's It's just like you're just a click away from getting on my panel. You're just a I can just leave if if you want to start shit. It's I've never I like when I say like I joke around, I said, hey, I'm drama three drama free since 93. That's that's no joke.
03:27:35
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I fucking I don't I don't have drama. yeah I can go on the worst panel ever. and come out scot-free. I don't give a fuck. drama-free since I quit drinking.
03:27:47
Speaker
Yeah, that's awesome. That's awesome. I got to go grab some beverages. I'll be right back. You take the camera with you.
03:27:58
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So you quit drinking?
03:28:03
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you You quit drinking? ah Yeah, yeah. Sir Patrick, how long has it been? I got almost like 120 days now. That's fucking Was drinking a problem? Like, was an issue? like Oh, I like to party. Pat Knight knows how to party.
03:28:22
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Fuck yeah, I feel that. That's cool.
03:28:27
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I need to... As Chaka said, I need to... I got, like, when I do YouTube, especially like my show... It's quick-witted kind of crowd reaction, you know?
03:28:37
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So, like, I don't really have a comedy filter. And when I drink, it's so horrible. That's that's good, though, man. 120, that's fucking that's good. Now I'm still the same way, but I'm sober enough I can duck. no Come on.
03:28:58
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Yeah, no, I, in shocker, like you said, man, don't i don't I don't do the drama. I've been on other panels. and know like Even drama on this show, on this network, with people who have been here.
03:29:12
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I'm like Deflon fucking Don. Y'all... I've never fired anybody or never kicked anybody off the network. Everybody is all left on their own accord.
03:29:24
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But when they leave... they they They feel some sort of way, and it's just like, oh, Glick's an asshole. Glick's the bad guy. Glick's the monster. and It's just like... It's because you get some of these different communities where they... Like, YouTube is their life.
03:29:39
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yeah and They Glick, have you ever had anybody contact you off the show and talk to you and be like, hey, man, you know, or anything like that? twelve have yeah What's going on, motherfuckers?
03:29:53
Speaker
What are you doing? bastard and that It goes down to, like it depends on what type of content. like You're doing open panels on Saturdays. Of course you're going to get the riffraff and all that stuff in. but i mean Some channels strictly do that. and and they get off the drama and They feed off the drama. I'm i'm surprised. that's not That's not my style, but but I will still go and join them because I'm i'm a community builder. i love I love bringing communities together. I don't give a fuck who you are. i think you might fucking vibe with my friend over here. Let's fucking you know
03:30:29
Speaker
and and merge, you know what I mean? But all get as funny as far as drama, it ain't gonna fucking bother me. Well, I mean, one thing that I like about this panel is look at how many different states you have on this motherfucker.
03:30:41
Speaker
Yeah. Do you realize, like, okay, so here's here's ah here's a crazy stat for you. We're based in Ohio. um So we've got almost 100,000 downloads.
03:30:58
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On podcast on a different podcast path platforms almost a hundred thousand downloads and listens and whatnot like this Here's a crazy fucking stat for you in the United States It's about 20 some thousand downloads in the United States It's almost 40 thousand or 50 thousand downloads in fucking Ireland In fucking Ireland for this goddamn network.
03:31:31
Speaker
You talking about porn hub? What are you talking about? Yes. okay Okay. It's wild. like There's more people in Ireland listening to this goofy ass bullshit network than anywhere else. A little teeny tiny island in the middle of some ocean that I don't know what it is. Right.
03:31:56
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That's crazy. like All the big ones have that one side guy, you know, like Jimmy Kimball, you know, Conan, all them, they have that side guy.
03:32:07
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ah When when when my channel, when I when I hit a certain and like a certain mark, like what made it kick off was the Philippines. For some fucking reason, the Philippines was like my biggest fucking. Yeah. Like I was cheing I was shouting out the Philippines like, hey, what up, Filipino brothers? It was crazy. they They fucking launched my channel like crazy. And Russia is really big with Lounge and Laugh livestream, which I know why. And I remember I did i did one stream with a Filipino female, and she was doing like a karaoke. And I got on there, and then after that, my it didn't matter what I was talking about. My fucking...
03:32:52
Speaker
subscriber count went crazy. i was like, what the fuck's going on? i looked they're all They're all looking for that fucking green card to America. Yeah, I was like, who wants to come America, baby? Who Joke's on you. Chaka don't even have a green card. Yeah. fuck I'm colorblind. I don't even fucking know what a green card looks like
03:33:14
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like. All the young guys in the Philippines, because all all the little chicks out in town will be trying to you know hook up with them and shit, and we're like, Motherfucker, she don't love you. She don't even like you. She's just trying to get to the United States, man. but yeah plus they got Once they got a hold of one video, rate a holy shit, my my channel took off. i was like, so shout out to the Philippines. You're some badass motherfuckers.
03:33:36
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That's like messing with a raccoon.
03:33:40
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Shit went off the rails in here tonight, huh? That's about when I fucking turned it on at the end of that shit. I was like, what the fuck? It it went ah it went a little oops-daisy. Went little sideways, man. It did.
03:33:52
Speaker
Hey, Sarge, you can hear me. Are you proud of your boy Pat Knight? I know, right? You like my comment, right? I'm going to say hi now. We'll see five minutes later. I fucking loved it.
03:34:03
Speaker
From now on, now I know if Glick comes on with a yellow shirt, it shit's about to go fucking down. That's what it was. is going down. Glick's wearing a yellow shirt. It's going down.
03:34:16
Speaker
Glick looks like the lead singer in a death metal band.
03:34:22
Speaker
You know... It matches his yellow but banana hammock, so, you know, that's why he's wearing it. Yeah, you know, apparently i hate women, so that's cool. I'm not fucking a woman hater. I don't... She's not the first person who did that. like me hena in your piano and You You stupid bitch. You just got up in your fucking feelings for no goddamn reason.
03:34:49
Speaker
i've been on ah ah been I've been on multiple channels. but She's on my fucking shirt. like I've been on multiple streams. but She's always been respectful and very... the problem That's the first time I've ever seen her like that. and i don't know what happened. I don't know what she's going through. Maybe... it it's it's it's out i't I don't want to say I don't know her personally, but it's alcohol, man. Maybe she's drinking the same water my wife is. dude i'm i'm very i'm very drunk right now I'm very drunk right now. I'm not being disrespectful to you. I'm slurring my words, but goddamn.
03:35:27
Speaker
but Yeah, I didn't say anything to bring it all back up, so. Oh, no, no. I don't care. it's just it's it's It's one of those things that it's like, you know, I've seen the bullshit and I kind of felt bad for it, but you know what? She just justified everything that everybody is saying about it.
03:35:49
Speaker
Not that I care about this. She's welcome on my channel. Oh, shit. I know who you guys are talking about just from being on the show. Yeah. Like, I... like I don't care about the people who are talking bad about her and I'll triple, double, quadruple down on what I said about them. It is what it is because in all honesty, that's what they do, what I said earlier, but you know I felt bad for her. And then she came up here and did exactly what everybody was saying about
03:36:24
Speaker
it was just like I mean, if she if she said, hey, this person is talking about it, I'll do a video or something and and talk shit about that person. yeah I don't You literally had a platform that was outside of all that bullshit that doesn't even interact with any of those clowns.
03:36:42
Speaker
And instead of coming up here and just being cool, You wanted to go after them. And now I know that this network is going to get pulled into their their bullshit. And I'll figure out how I want to deal with that if I want to deal with that at the end of the day.
03:37:00
Speaker
um Just have fun with it. the so The sad part about it is is they'll do their thing, but they won't tag us. They won't tag us. no no they won't they won't tag us in it, so... I mean, if they're talking about you, that's even the negative publicity. Sir, I text all you guys and everything he has. You know, I don't get that shit, man. I don't i don't get those channels that that live to just do clipping and stuff.
03:37:32
Speaker
I mean, it's nothing but fucking drama, and it just shows you... I mean, I don't hang out in any of those fucking circles, and I never will, but it just goes to show you that they're just fucking miserable in life, man, because that's the shit they get off They have no life.
03:37:44
Speaker
100%. And they're not capable of creating content. They cannot create content that anybody wants to watch. the channels that
03:38:00
Speaker
after steel so some of some others some of the channels that just feed off some of the channels is just feed off drama i kind of I'm not going to lie. i've I've watched just to see like what they're all about, but they just feed off like drama. that's That's not my style. like I'm me. If you meet me in person, if you meet me, if you know me, if you're my brother, if you're my fucking family, I'm the same fucking person. I i think that's where the the the big mix-up is. that they They try to be some of their somebody they're not on panel when they want to
03:38:35
Speaker
and See, that's it. I mean, what you're saying, Chaka, that that just goes to show you, like, how much, how fucked up the internet is because those channels and people that do that shit will have crazy fucking viewership, you know, a ton of fucking subscribers because they they all fucking live off that shit, man, you know? Yeah, yeah like, I've been following this channel for...
03:38:56
Speaker
I do. i i mean I'm totally doxed. You can Google me and see my whole fucking everything. But I've been following this ah live streamer. I'm not going to say his name, but ah for the longest time, I've just been a supporter. you know He's doing his thing. i'm fucking support him. i'll show I'll show up in chat. I showed up in chat today, actually. And he's like, fuck you, Chaka. I don't need your fucking how you doing, what's going on, your fucking little horns and all that shit. I was like, ah okay you havet I said, i said do you have a great day. I'll fucking see you later. And then I unsubscribed to him because he was being an asshole. And he was like, yeah, this motherfucker coming in trying to be all fucking nice. I ain't about that shit. And I was like, whoa. Dude, I'm fucking subscriber. If you ain't up here talking shit, I don't want to talk to you, motherfucker. Yeah. yeah like There was a... There was... There was...
03:39:54
Speaker
there was There was a guy that I like, and and then he does, um
03:40:03
Speaker
like, i don't know. Super chats are out there, guys. If you want to send us super chats, I don't know. not I don't fucking care. But there was a guy that that I like and I follow, and and and I've followed him for years. I've followed him since the early stages of his is social media career, and he's kind of blown up.
03:40:23
Speaker
And I reached out to him when I started doing the comedy show, and I'm like, hey, man, um Would love to have you as a guest on my show. Been a fan for a long time. Follow you on social media.
03:40:35
Speaker
And this fucking dude had the audacity to message me back and go, you have no followers. It's going to be a fucking no. And um and I messaged him back and I'm like,
03:40:52
Speaker
wow dude like could you imagine if if your fan base seen this if if i were to put this out on social media and and and tag you and put it out there that all you worry about is fucking people giving you fucking money So I had I had an experience like that, too. Like ah when I first started YouTube, i I did crypto content. So I had a big like crypto like meet up in l L.A. with a bunch of YouTubers that I looked up to. i was I was their moderator in there and their fucking chat. So I met them in real life. We had a barbecue. I brought my kids, brought my wife and they were.
03:41:30
Speaker
um not friendly not as friendly as i thought and they were totally just thinking about like the clicks and stuff and i was like yeah i'm i'm just trying to be me dude i'm i'm trying to like meet you man to man and and all you're talking about is fucking your youtube channel i don't really care to yeah there's there's guys who are big on tick tock and they're only big on tick tock and there's a there's a there's a group of guys who I won't mention any of their names because ah fuck them.
03:42:04
Speaker
But they were coming into my lives before they blew up and begging for people to follow them and interacting on my TikTok lives. yeah And then as soon as they started to blow up, they started fucking talking shit on me. And I'm like, are you fucking serious? However, ah shout out to you fucking ass clowns. Yeah, you're still kind of big and you're still doing your thing.
03:42:29
Speaker
But i ah you got a whole trail of essay accusations behind you. So to be to be 100 percent honest, since I started, I've been you been doing YouTube for a pretty fucking long time. i don't I don't know the exact time, but a long time. The only persons that I talk to now is lazy and shaman. That is from my original channel. They're the only true fucking people that are just like they're just hanging out. They're just fucking them.
03:42:59
Speaker
and they are what they are but like me lazy and shaman and and that guy will pop up every now and then but that's like the core crew and i i you know i met a lot of youtubers in real life these both the lazy shaman and that guy are the ones that fucking will i'll still hang out with i guess that guy's cool that guy's cool he comes up on tuesdays and wednesdays and he drops comments that are yeah if it If it wasn't for that guy, i wouldn't know how to do YouTube. This motherfucker taught me how when I did my first live stream, that guy was there and I was like looking over at the computer and shit. And he he was like teaching me as the live streams going on. Like that guy was there. Shaman was there. Lazy was there. Those are that's my fucking crew right there. Those motherfuckers. He's gay.
03:43:49
Speaker
he's gay yeah that he went to didty He went to a ditty party. The short answer. Click, you got Pat backstage.
03:44:03
Speaker
You got a what? You got Pat backstage. how do i see you backstage I can see it. Get your shit together.
03:44:14
Speaker
Sorry, Pat.
03:44:17
Speaker
Thank you, MoDog. Sorry, Pat. I didn't mean to leave you backstage. I heard the doorbell ring, and then I thought Wally would bring you up, but apparently Wally doesn't like you. i don't speak for Wally. Wally's views and opinions are not the same. It's all right, Wally.
03:44:33
Speaker
I'll take care of Wally later. Wally's like, fuck that. Clean that shit up while you're backstage. No, like you guys were saying with the subscribers, man. there We had like 123 and then we had a short that hit 10 million and we went over to 4,000 in one night.
03:44:49
Speaker
i i only I only do YouTube. YouTube pays me 100 bucks a month. As long as I keep putting my shorts out and keep fucking content going. $100. I mean, ain't big fucking YouTuber. i mean how you pay hundred dollars a month I get $100 every fucking 21st, 22nd from YouTube.
03:45:09
Speaker
Monetized. But we are living off of super chats and gifts. I don't know. And I do lives. I don't do lives. So it's all off views, really, for the shorts. Shorts is where it's at right now. Shorts, yeah. Shorts are where it's at. I'm just like, hey, we got super chats. And...
03:45:32
Speaker
You know, like, I mean, there's 16 people lurking right now. You guys can chime into the chat if you want to. You don't have to fucking just lurk. But it's like, hey, we got super chats. Send us super chats.
03:45:45
Speaker
I feel like such a fucking scumbag. Hey, I almost cried the first time one of my subscribers sent me a $100 super chat. Like, I was live streaming, talking shit with Lazy and Shaman, and dude pops up with $100. I was like, I had to turn my camera off. was like, this motherfucker sent me $100? Now, Choco, what did you get the plaque from? No, and it's... Oh, that's not a real plaque. My cousin stole that from a thing that they had going on in L.A. He's like, oh, you do YouTube, and he stole that fucking sign from me. That's not real. Nothing. That's nothing. My cousin stole it. I love you guys who have sent the super chats.
03:46:25
Speaker
and And even before we were monetized, ah you know
03:46:31
Speaker
I don't want put anybody's business out there, so I'll just say there were people that were sending money on Cash App. You know, To help support the network. And I'm so goddamn grateful for it. But the thing is, too, once you get monetized, it gets so much stricter.
03:46:47
Speaker
I've had two channels that were monetized and I've struck out on them. like I wish I could do something. And and the people who support us like I'm so busy and I want to do shirts and and and different things like that.
03:47:02
Speaker
And there's people there's people out there that I'm going to eat the cost 100% to... to to to things Thank you, MoDog. Yes. that And that's one of those people that I'm going to eat the cost, just MoDog. I wasn't trying to put anybody's business out there.
03:47:20
Speaker
But there's people out there that going to eat the cost because I want to send them something to be like, thank you for fucking supporting us and thank you for you know, helping the network out and and stuff like that, because without you guys, I mean, at the end of the day, sorry, I said it, but at the end of the day, ah you know,
03:47:41
Speaker
i i finance this stuff 100 myself it all comes out of my pocket so every little bit helps you know you what what i what i did when i first got monetized i was like every bit that i get monetized i'm get back to the community so i started doing these big giveaways hey if stream yard has a stream yard like giveaway picker thing i don't if you know that but and I would do those all the time and then I would just give away all the money that I'd made from YouTube. But then I realized like that's probably why I got the Philippines as my biggest fucking subscriber because these motherfuckers, random people would just show up. If you put giveaway in your title of your stream, they're like, oh, yeah, I'm a fucking beat. Did you know how a $25 gift card is there? yeah Speaking of yeah. So that didn't work out.
03:48:28
Speaker
I owe Skydo a thong with my face on it. and That's retirement money.
03:48:38
Speaker
Yeah, no, I mean, like, and and and as and I am, I'm going to, the sad part about it is I've got everything out there. I can do shirts. I can do cups. I can do hats. I am going to order stickers probably tomorrow.
03:48:53
Speaker
Do merch, bro. I mean, fuck, I'm wearing my merch. This is one of my favorite sweaters. wear this shit everywhere. Yeah, do merch. am. I fully intend on it. So that I'm not charging you guys. I can't buy your merch until you hit at least 675 subscribers. 675, goddammit.
03:49:06
Speaker
i want to im go to so that i'm not charging you guys like i mean i can like i can't buy i can't buy your merch to you hit at least six hundred and seventy five subscribers six hundred and seventy five god damn it okay guys you're here to here first if you're not following us already go ahead and follow us i gotta have at least 675 followers before but no i like but i want to i have everything to make it here at the house just gotta the time but i want to make it because i can do it so much i mean i don't want to charge you guys 60 bucks for a fucking t-shirt just so i make five dollars
03:49:47
Speaker
Yeah, that's weird. I mean, it's not cheap. It's not cheap, though. yeah I can literally make a shirt for fucking $10 and sell it. We're all going to chip in and get g like one them t-shirt makers. I have one. Then use it.
03:50:06
Speaker
He's going to get his ass to actually do the shit. Shut up, Wally. i so I'm sitting on $100 that I'm eating for shirts for you, buddy.
03:50:18
Speaker
And ain't my logo no more, so it don't matter. I didnt know, cause i've done't change because change. As I said, I got to eat that $100.
03:50:26
Speaker
like one of the coolest things One of the coolest things I did, like, ah in like I don't do for me. I don't need the money. I'm doing this for fucking... oh Mr. Rich Mayer. My own mental health, you know what I mean? I did a... ClickClick13, Mr. Moneybags.
03:50:48
Speaker
Feel free to donate. You can also send... the For you... the minimal the the The bare minimal super chat you can send for you is $150.
03:50:59
Speaker
ah hundred and fifty dollars If it's anything less than $150, going to send those same six dick six dicks to punch you in the mouth again. yeah but but But I used to do like poker tournaments just for fun, just to get the community involved, and we all used to play poker. Niels hit me up one time. He had a cause that he wanted to raise money for. So I did actual poker i poker tournament to raise money for like a, he does, he helps out people across the world that are, you know, effective know you know tornadoes and shit like that.
03:51:32
Speaker
But we we did a poker tournament and everybody showed up. That was fucking awesome. Like i but yeah i'm sitting here live streaming, drinking, and then people were just giving cash app, whatever, donating money for for that. That was fucking awesome. and I sent everything to him and ah he did like That went right into his pocket. he didn't send that nowhere. I don't know. I kind of i kind have a good feeling about him. I think he did. There's another guy on here who does all that. up Now, my my band used to do matchbooks. I would find more of those than I would anything.
03:52:10
Speaker
whats what's match What's matchbooks? there's there's There's another guy on there. The strike. oh We throw them on the tables before we play. And then koozies, because koozies were cheap. $20 would get you Pat Knight thong.
03:52:25
Speaker
Oh, shit. there's There's another guy on here that's like, I'm trying to way trying to raise awareness. Send money, send money. And then him and his wife are going to Vegas for a week. and then they're going to Miami for a week. And I'm like, yeah outside of outside of what you're reading from the internet,
03:52:48
Speaker
and Trying to raise awareness for and you guys all know him so I won't say what he's raising awareness for but if you want to know who I'm talking about feel free to hit me up outside of the show and I will gladly tell you ah Yeah, you and your wife are taking a lot of lot of vacations and doing a lot of things with all that money you're raising for the awareness of of a certain situation like get the fuck out of here I'll be 100% honest with you guys. Any money that that is ever that we have ever made from this network has gone right back into it.
03:53:28
Speaker
Right back into it.
03:53:32
Speaker
I agree. like Any money that I make, it justifies to my wife that she's like, why are you doing this? I'm like, baby, $100 $100. fucking jar and fucking that's something to go to groceries, you know mean?
03:53:47
Speaker
Shout out to Facebook. We made a whole $1.33 on Facebook.
03:53:55
Speaker
Quit fucking bragging. Jesus. Yeah, yeah. Moneybags every year, Mo' Dog. You jealous? $1.33, baby. being able to cash out.
03:54:08
Speaker
ninety eight dollars and sixty seven cents away from fucking being able to catch ah
03:54:18
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Oh, my God.
03:54:21
Speaker
See, you just needed me to tell him to come up, huh? D-Rad is in the building. You're on to something, Glick. It doesn't matter what comes. Fresh goes better in life with Mentos fresh and full of life. We could Facebook Marketplace some stuff that's in the background. Nothing gets to you. There we oh Trust me.
03:54:40
Speaker
I know, and I can do it on YouTube as well, but God damn it. Hey, don't think i what don't think after this show tonight I won't be trying to get fucking Kent State University so everybody can get a yellow shirt that Chaka hates.
03:54:55
Speaker
amendment I'm on vacation. I haven't been able to join. I work weekends now, so I haven't been able to join this show. but You don't work. Such a stupid answer. Oh, nothing gets to you staying fresh, staying cool. Come on. i actually What i to say was, what's up, Brad, you beautiful fucking creature?
03:55:18
Speaker
why fuck it is Why are you all official now with Brad? It's fucking Bradley. No, be rad. Be rad.
03:55:29
Speaker
Be rad. I'm telling you to be rad. Be ruffled. Staying fresh, staying cool with Mentos fresh and full of life.
03:55:39
Speaker
Listen see here, Malibu's most wanted. What's up? No, go back to Bradley.
03:55:48
Speaker
It doesn't matter what comes. B, B, B, B. What about coming? see I've told you, you do too much. What about coming? All right, you guys, the world famous Sir Pat Knight's got to sign out for the night. I got to put the little man down.
03:56:05
Speaker
Jaka, sorry. Good night, good to see you. Good to see I'll be back next Saturday. and i got shit figured out so feeling good Are you refer referencing your penis? I just started to say that's a funny nickname for your dick.
03:56:19
Speaker
Yeah. i was gonna You're going to put the little man down. No, you said little man.
03:56:27
Speaker
oh Little man Davis. Look, it's not fun to fuck with you if we have to explain it to you, God. Hey, it's big if I put it in an asshole. one but That's what he was trying to say.
03:56:46
Speaker
you guys You guys have a great night, man. Enjoyed it as always. But the world famous Sir Pat Knight signing out, baby. Love you, brother. Who's that guy?
03:56:59
Speaker
Who are you? Who is the famous Sir Pat Knight? That's your dad you never met, Bradley. my Oh, is it Water Buffalo? Your daddy. i mean Hello, B-Rad. don't think I've ever met you before. What's up, buddy?
03:57:13
Speaker
I haven't met let either. no how next dirty I might have met you in a
03:57:21
Speaker
you. I think I might have bought a statue of you at an Asian gift store. Hold the fuck on. Oh my God. Ladies and gentlemen.
03:57:32
Speaker
Welcome to the stage. James Luka in the building. What is up, my guy? What's up Mr. Luka? I'm currently trying to connect my headphones real quick and my phone is being a little bit... What happened, Jim?
03:57:49
Speaker
There we go. I'm here. Can y'all hear me good? That's a good thing you're not in the music industry, man. He is in the museum. Yeah, I know. I'm glad about it. No shit. What's going on? He said no shit.
03:58:04
Speaker
Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah. How y'all doing? Hey, man. How's your girl doing, man? bad she's a She has a toothache right now. We got to take her in to go get it. I'm taking out Monday.
03:58:17
Speaker
oh what time are you going in? I'm doing good. ah We don't know yet. We're going to probably take her in for emergency surgery. It's been really painful for her. I'm guessing you're probably going to have to 2.30. The fucking dad is too stoked for that. That's B-Rad, by the way. Y'all did it. He did that now, and he's going to keep doing that a lot more tonight.
03:58:44
Speaker
I know he is. um Until 2.30 in the a.m. the em m Oh, shit. Fuck. Big time. big big Big time musician, man. James Luka in the building.
03:58:58
Speaker
I appreciate y'all. dude, I'm working on this new album, dude. I'm really excited about it. I'm really excited about it. What's it called? In My Name. Who?
03:59:09
Speaker
ah the The album's called In My Name. Who?
03:59:14
Speaker
that's be real ignore like yeah Ignore him, man. Ignore him. him. You're up on Google as a first suggestion, man. B-Rat's like our community fucking retard here, man. no like You're literally right here. Google's got a fucking playlist of all your songs.
03:59:31
Speaker
Reasonable question? James james i is ahka is drunk right now. Holy fucking shit, dude. I do. But I'm not being rude. Canvas Rebel Magazine covered you? Kansas City Rebel?
03:59:49
Speaker
Canvas Rebel Magazine. Oh, yeah, they covered me, and another one covered me out North Carolina, too. I just forget who they were. That was back when first started touring. too. was supposed to tour this year, but I canceled it because i don't want this album means like this is the best writing I've ever done.
04:00:10
Speaker
And i have but I have a potential deal for distribution underneath a really big name in Nashville. and So I want to make it perfect. And it could really set up my life for me and my family. That's what I'm trying to get to.
04:00:22
Speaker
Johnny, if you checked out the shows on Tuesdays, man, on the network that you're a part of, you'd know that shit, man. ah ah You know, I'd try. Maybe.
04:00:33
Speaker
maybe Wait, I don't know what now? I've got two shows next weekend. So what changed in your life that made this the best writing you've ever done so far?
04:00:49
Speaker
I grew up more. I went through – so last year I went through a lot of stuff music-wise because I kind of had i had a lot of success last year, man. Like I really started blow up last year, and I'm not going to lie, dude I didn't know how to handle it.
04:01:03
Speaker
I handled it in a lot of the wrong ways. And, um, I drank a lot more. I stopped going to the gym for a minute and I, uh, I just reevaluated my life and I was like, dude, I gotta get serious about music. I kind of started having too much fun partying and doing stupid shit. And I, so I wrote how my feelings on it. Um, the first song that I wrote for the record was a song called dear mama. Um, it was, um, About three months ago, my mom was seeing me deteriorate like more and more because I was like drinking heavy, bro. Like my face was getting puffy and shit like I was getting bad. And ah she called me crying to me. And um I wrote the song, dude. and I found that spark again in me.
04:01:46
Speaker
I was like, I just got to write how I feel, man. Stop writing about what everyone else wants me to write a about. I'm going write how I feel. I'm going to do the kind of sound I want. So I ditched my old producer, my old beat makers and producers. I'm doing everything from scratch. Live drums, live guitar, everything. i'm doing everything from scratch. and Now the record's like Southern Rock, Allison James.
04:02:04
Speaker
Hell yeah. Mixed with like a Brian Martin vibe. It comes from man is personal trials and tribulations and shit that you can speak to. So yeah, good. Exactly.
04:02:15
Speaker
Thank you. Right. Right. And emotional. answer christiany rose was i told him The emotional songs are where people are going to listen, you know, Way back when. I don't want to take credit for James' success or anything like that. but I'm just kidding. No, I love this kid to death. he he he He's like my baby brother. i really do. I love this kid to death.
04:02:37
Speaker
That's the only reason Tyler Swift got famous, man. She worried about everybody. She fucking dumped her. Hey, Glick.
04:02:45
Speaker
Hey Glick, you see how I sparked that conversation? Feel free to use that on your Glick's House of Music. That question that I just asked. You don't watch Glick's House of Music? i like on there I tell them backstage, I'm like, this is this is your show.
04:03:02
Speaker
I'm just an asshole who sets everything up. This is your show. So they don't like don't don't feel bad going on long tangents and If I ask you a question and it takes you 20 minutes to tell a story, take those 20 minutes and soak them up. and and and and like This is your show.
04:03:21
Speaker
James has been on several times. I i really do. And James knows this. I fucking love this guy. Yeah, Johnny. He's been on several times. What I love about Glick yeah What love about Glick is that here's the thing, man. he He knew me before I even released my first EP. like I think Cut From His Cloth had just came out when you and i I'm linked up.
04:03:42
Speaker
And ah the thing about it is is that he, like I don't know, I sent him a whole bunch of song ideas. He'd read the lyrics for me, like, what you think? And he'd be like hey, you try this. you know I like this vibe. Or I'd send him like a voice memo. Dude's been to my house. like We hung out. He came to one of my shows. He drove three hours to come and watch one of my shows.
04:04:02
Speaker
And like, dudes have my back. So I told him, man, no matter how, no matter what, I'm always going to come back on your show, bro. No matter what. Deadass. I hope I'm still keeping yeah yeah's got He's got B-Red on the panel, though.
04:04:17
Speaker
Deadass. I legit love this kid. I love James to death. He's like a little brother to me. ah fucking them like I don't even know how to say it anything more than I fucking love this dude to death. And and and the fact that you know And we talked when when we were at the house, and at his house, not my house, but at his house. And I said, man, you got to be more true to yourself. You got to be more genuine to to to who you are and what you are. And the the last album, he hit that.
04:04:48
Speaker
And then this new music that's coming out, it's one of the, MoDog, you said it. it's it's 100 from the heart it's it's genuine yeah ever since ever since that first show that i saw james on man i started like following his page and shit i got all your shit down with brother like i appreciate you though yeah you're you're on my fucking on repeat on bunch of fucking tune man and unfortunately next weekend the the kids are here at the house if the kids weren't here at the house next weekend and you know where i would be I wouldn't be doing this show this weekend.
04:05:20
Speaker
I'd be in Indiana next weekend, but the kids are home. got two shows. I got two of them. I got my acoustic show, and then I got um a hometown show. um This old country singer named Dalton Gropp, him and I grew up together kind of in a way.
04:05:33
Speaker
And um he's been doing these shows around town and stuff. And, you know, everyone's been asking him to get me on. And i feel like he was too scared to ask me. But one day he messaged me yesterday.
04:05:45
Speaker
And he's like, bro, I don't know if you, I doubt you'll do it, but like, if you want to show up on some hometown shit, dude, I'll give you six songs, dude, and you can perform right before me if you want. I really could use the help.
04:05:56
Speaker
And I was like, I don't really got that much pull, but there's a lot of people around here who listen to my shit. So maybe I can bring some extra people and I'm doing it for free. You know, like I want to help motherfuckers. Like that's really what my goal is, man. Cause there's a lot talented people around where I live.
04:06:10
Speaker
Yeah. That shit will pay off in the long run, man. I don't need it to pay off. I just, I know it's the right thing to do because if God puts me in this position, I want to use it the right way.
04:06:20
Speaker
But that's why it'll pay off. Cause it's the right thing to do and you know for all the right reasons, you know? So, yeah, I'm very blessed with the team I have to man. like especially Jay, my producer, that motherfucker has been there since du he met me when I was 19 years old.
04:06:36
Speaker
And you and Jay threw it together too, man. dude been through the ringer him and i are actually talking about buying a property and split and i'm splitting it half and half and building a huge studio on it and keeping our house on it and hunt together and we'll have lance will be able to invite people out to go riding and shit yeah and where were you at again james i'm in indiana wayne county okay goddamn wayne county you sumbitch there's sky my Hold on one second. Hang on. Let Glick get his dick out of his pants. Hang on. Let me see him. Let me see him, you beautiful bastard.
04:07:17
Speaker
mean now um ah Got the purple going. Look at you going your hair out. That's what I started to say. Look at that quaff. I know. Look at this.
04:07:30
Speaker
Scotto, good to fucking see you, sir. Good to see you, Johnny Bush. Always. wait Sorry, sorry. I had to give Scotto... Every time Scotto comes up, the first thing I want to see is them nails. Scotto, give us a Bieber flip, man. Give us a Jason Bieber flip.
04:07:47
Speaker
Or Justin Bieber, whatever. Well, okay, I don't know about that, but I can do the one about the kids on South Park. that You know. and The fucking emo kids? The emo kids? Yes. yeah
04:08:03
Speaker
Good see you, man. Good to see you in while. always Hell yeah. with With all the new music and everything coming out, I don't know, maybe James should come back on Gluck's House of Music.
Live Performance and Emotional Reactions
04:08:20
Speaker
I don't know. I'll come back on. You know what? I'll tell you what. If y'all want me, my voice kind of sucks. If y'all want me to, I'll play you one of the songs off the off of album on my guitar right now. and I don't know if it would be good quality, but I'll do it if y'all want me to.
04:08:34
Speaker
I'd like to hear your mama, actually. I'll sing it to your mama right now. My voice probably ain't the best. I've been to see you for like six hours, so if I fuck up, I'm sorry. You're all good. Let's do it. I know you guys want to hear it.
04:08:47
Speaker
Hell yeah. Hell James, if you fuck up, James, we won't know, so you're all good. There we go. we give them the big thing Don't lie
04:09:01
Speaker
questions bob is it I did want to hear it and then I saw, is that a cow pillow? That is a cow hu me cow. Yes. One of those marshmallow pillows.
04:09:13
Speaker
More importantly, how the hell do you open that door? Don't judge, Chaka. Don't try I'm trying i've tried not to. but i know joking yeah That's his little squishy pillow. got one spot on it that's kind of hard and stiff. Look at this, MoDog. The great toe of a snick to with the little arms on it. it Right?
04:09:36
Speaker
stand from reality top husband pillow with which which can you it is says of it No, no the last time I googled something, you told me to google I was fucking mentally upset for three days, man. this most fucking Hey, get me on screen with this man.
04:09:55
Speaker
I don't know what's worth, Googling a Scottish suggestion or getting pictures of Scott. He told me to Google something one night when I was fucking drunk as fuck. Hey, get me on screen with this man real quick. Hey, James, I wanted to say I'm really proud of you, brother, for real.
04:10:16
Speaker
Hey, thank you, man. I appreciate you, homie. Yeah, man, you're doing great work out there. Hey, James is the reason I know Glick. James is the one that introduced me six me. Let me know when you're ready, James, and I'll give you the big screen.
04:10:33
Speaker
Man, I'm trying to tell something. don't you're all of it. I heard my name, but hear what was happening. I was just asking if you were counting me.
04:10:42
Speaker
Am I proud of you? that yeah Absolutely, Bradley. Thank you. Indiana Creek water in my veins. but we're gonna when When James is ready, we're going to give him the big screen and we're all going to shut the fuck up. Page doors, James.
04:11:00
Speaker
Give me a song. right, well, he's going to give us a song right now. Y'all shut the fuck up. Mute your mics. All right. No one's ever heard this before except for my circle, like my team.
04:11:12
Speaker
So you guys will be the first one to hear the full song. This song's called Dear Moon.
04:11:24
Speaker
All the facetimes, expressing concerns. I'ma mess this up, I'm a bad a day before. If the star burns bright, then it's gonna burn out. Put the bottle down, son, get up off the ground.
04:11:38
Speaker
But damn it, these scars are way too deep in the black sheep who smokes tree and drinks that fit the whiskey. You see me struggle, always drown in my trouble.
04:11:50
Speaker
Wait, I'm in the wrong key. Can restart? I forgot. My guitar's a half step down. I like, I'm seeing too low. My bad. Well, how do how the fuck can we masturbate to this if you restart? Yeah. No restart.
04:12:05
Speaker
my My producer's guitar is a standard. I'm a half step down. I had to move up one more capo. i want go I want to give you all the half-ass versions. I want to make sure it's full-ass. Come on, James. Get your shit together, bro. Yeah, yeah y'all tell me about Boo me real quick. I need y'all to boo Come on. Boo me. Let's go.
04:12:25
Speaker
Boo! There we go. Come on. Boo! Let me go over here real quick. Before you start again, James, let me... There we go.
04:12:42
Speaker
Hey, man. This is authentic as it fucking gets. Yeah.
04:12:49
Speaker
You just let me know when. Go ahead, Bubba.
04:12:59
Speaker
All the FaceTimes expressing concerns, I'ma mess this up like my daddy did before. If the stock burns bright then it's gonna burn out. Put the bottle down, son, get them off the ground.
04:13:13
Speaker
But damn it, these scars are way too deep in the black sheep who smokes tree and drinks that fit the whiskey. You see me struggle. always trying to my troubles and dear mama no bed drinking staying up all night shooting shots chasing women i'm never gonna be a loving man broke so many times i've been standing and i'm the problem baby and i know and everybody went coast never felt so alone so dear mama you reason now long enough to pay with underproof
04:14:04
Speaker
I said, son, you need to slow down. I'm sorry, mama, just try to make you proud. Yes, I fucked that up to keep the cycle going. I can barely see it with a head that's spinning.
04:14:17
Speaker
My eyes are a bush. I read this better ain't gonna stop till I end up dead. You see me struggle Always drown in my troubles And dear mama, no, been drinking Staying up all night shooting shots chasing wind I'm never gonna be a loving man Been broke so many times I've been standing And I'm the problem, dammit, I know you am Everybody when ghosts never felt so alone So dear mama, you reason I love
04:14:53
Speaker
Here, here. Cheers to that shit, man. That was good. Very well done. Thank you.
04:15:12
Speaker
here here yeah here to that shit man that was good good very well done thank you I'm fucking grinning ear to ear like a proud like a proud big brother. I don't know. i've just I can't. I love it. Damn, man. Look at this man his flowers in the chat.
04:15:34
Speaker
In the chat with Chaka right there. Appreciate Scott. This is cool, man. Get it, Get it.
04:15:46
Speaker
Love it, bro. I'll put my headphones real quick so I can hear you back because dead as fuck right now. I've been sick. Shout out to the purple cow. Shout out to the purple cow. Oh, yeah.
04:15:56
Speaker
That was badass. Bro.
04:16:01
Speaker
like it and i ask that was badass bro These things are comfortable as shit, bro. I'm telling you man. These squish melons, bro, up my girl got one, man. I've been using it. I ain't gonna lie.
04:16:13
Speaker
No, no, no, no, no. You heard what Scott has said before. That's a husband pillow. That's a husband pillow. that that sta that I love my woman, bro. I'm gonna marry that girl. Hey, James, you still me a track, dog?
04:16:29
Speaker
I do. Yeah, you do. Yeah. Wait, I do? What? too You said, wait, what? I've got like 20 songs in the chamber right now, dude. I don't even know, man. I've got a lot. I'm about to just go on a long fleet of releasing shit, probably. I've got something in the chamber, too, but I've got to go to the bathroom for that.
04:16:52
Speaker
Or come to my house. I'm right here. Who's there for you in the dark times, homie? It's called me when that shit was going bad. You got make something though, man. I kept myself. I survived, bro.
04:17:05
Speaker
No, you got it in you all alone, man. survived somehow after all that bullshit. Good song, James. Oh, shit. I can't hear shit. Hang on a minute. I'm literally right here. All right. Well, while you can't hear us, let's talk about how many happened. Man, that fucking sucked, dude.
04:17:27
Speaker
purple yeah more and early ho husband James just refresh the you
04:17:37
Speaker
was banquet shirt having i'm just kidding I wonder why in Indiana who's a redneck? What the fuck? His house. Can't open his door because the bed's blocking it. I'm just joking. The crazy thing about his house is like if you stand in the road and you're on the and if you're on the left side of the road, you're in Indiana. If you're on the right side of the road, you're in Ohio.
04:18:03
Speaker
I think it's like super cool for him to jump on and just be like, hey, we play real quick. And that shit sounded like radio quality. I was like, yeah. The tune sounded familiar. I wonder why all it could be. Dude, so surprised him a couple years back. And he had show at a bar in his hometown.
04:18:26
Speaker
And I surprised him. And I showed up. his his His girlfriend at the time, she knew I was coming. But he had no idea. And we went up there for the whole weekend and you know of course i show up up and he was like super like like he had no fucking idea that i was that i was coming up actually i have it it's right here it's right here
04:18:58
Speaker
And I brought him a shirt. I brought him a Glick's House of Music shirt. He's the only person who has any merchandise from this network. But this is this was the set list from his show.
04:19:10
Speaker
Goddamn. And he signed it and dated it. So so when James blows up, I have this. Beer stained and everything. Hey, he's already got a Beer.
04:19:22
Speaker
be here beer yeah yeah beer um oh uh scotto um as the resident gay um wait a minute there's a there's a gay couple at where i work at Are you going to ask me if I know them? Because I'm somehow... Are you related? He's connected the Scottoverse. They have given me the nickname Bear Zerker. He wants to know what they do in bed together at night.
04:19:56
Speaker
they have they they have ah giving me the nickname ah bar zrkcher um he wants to know what they do in bed together at night i should He knows. for in the meantime good I know. Trust me. I don't know.
04:20:18
Speaker
No, but yeah, no, James, no, we, it was a great weekend. And then like, we out there for the whole weekend.
Personal Reflections and Humor
04:20:24
Speaker
So, um, went over to to the house and hung out with James and like, we were just hanging out and he just grabbed his guitar and started fucking playing songs, man. Like,
04:20:35
Speaker
Dude is great. I miss that shit about my brother. My brother was a fucking musician and he was like that. yeah you just yeah A fucking jam session would just break out you know for no reason. school I used to love that shit. And James kicked my ass in pool. ah you know It is what it is. but god was it He he's such a he he is the like much like Jay and and every artist that I've had on Glick's House of Music, man.
04:21:03
Speaker
they They're just super cool man and genuine fucking people and that's what clicks house of music is all about like Yeah, we want to know about your music, but also This is this isn't a regular interview show you get to come on here and be who you are I had probably one of the most sweetest Girls in the whole entire world on Tuesday night and if you guys didn't see that show go watch the replay go listen to it Aubrey and Nicole and She's 20 years old.
04:21:34
Speaker
Just one of the most sweetest people in the world. And and in her in ah and she's like me. Her brain is 5,000 miles an hour in 27 different directions.
04:21:48
Speaker
And she she she was like, I'm sorry I talk so much. I'm like, no, go, girl. go Like, fucking go, man. Jay, you need to ride a fucking Marine Corps jam, dude.
04:22:00
Speaker
Who? J-Devil. J-Devil don't write his own music. he's not even Yeah, I do. Chat GPT that shit, man. yeah must Rock Lee, what you doing, but Bo? Rocky, you okay, buddy?
04:22:16
Speaker
Yeah, I'm good. I was just shocked. Blink three times if your dad came home. So, so i yeah, I don't even mind talking about it.
04:22:27
Speaker
My dad died in car crash. Oh, fuck. No, I didn't. I'm literally live on YouTube. I wasn't driving. i didn't die. not You and your brother literally have on matching outfits.
04:22:50
Speaker
but that true That is true. Me and J-Devil both are rocking the black tank tops tonight. No, Rocky, I don't know... mean yeah how much you're affected by that, but you just kind of threw it out there. I'm not at all. I didn't know the man at all.
04:23:07
Speaker
and um ah Oh, fuck. and serious I thought you were joking. I got a freaking call from my sister you're letting me know that he passed away in a car crash, and I was just like, so what? but I don't care. like He texted me, and he was like, my dad just died. Be right back.
04:23:29
Speaker
heck And I'm like, What the fuck? Are you serious? Are you okay, bro? And that's why I ask you when he... I'm not going to put you up there, but are you okay? And he's like, yeah, my fucking dad just died. Fuck him.
04:23:40
Speaker
Whatever. What the fuck? Last time I saw my dad, I was like... I think I was like 8 or 7. I don't know. Rocky, where's the sound effect? Boom.
04:23:55
Speaker
Oh, shit. yeah Emotional damage. so now then no Either way, it sucks.
04:24:07
Speaker
I was really not trying to put this out there. You're just like, whatever. I don't give a shit. It's all good, bro. It's all good. it's all good arm motor making can all the play jokes and play My sister is upset about it, but i didn't I'm not.
04:24:23
Speaker
by the way ah Wally. how hot Big round of applause for Wally. let's familiar if we stay on the saturday What?
04:24:35
Speaker
Couldn't hear you. Wally has stayed on Saturday night with them No, actually, Rocky, the first Saturday night that Wally...
04:24:48
Speaker
I've been waiting to do that all night. So then there's Zaddy. What's up, Scotto? Hey, I'm about to jump into you.
04:24:59
Speaker
Hey, I heard just talk about you last night. was just wondering how you were doing, so it's good to see you. And then B-Rad, welcome back. You've been in a cave somewhere, too. I work in different hours So I don't think I'll be on again for while I'm on vacation right now So I don't think I'll be seeing you guys again for a while It is always great to see you light up our screen, Bradley I'll light up your life So, B-Rab, where are you vacationing at? Of course, Sergeant What's up, man? How you doing? I'm going to make some food, so I'm going to hop off here going to keep watching now
04:25:37
Speaker
right, Jay. Peace. We love you, brother. ja Bye, guys. Bye, Nicole. Bye, Lilith. I love you forever.
04:25:50
Speaker
oh you are. Well, I'm really. Did play? hey everybody really yeah just Chaka, how you doing, buddy? I'm doing great. hi no knock How drunk are you, bro?
04:26:04
Speaker
I think I started to sober. i' I'm so drunk, I think I started to sober up a little bit. Hey, yeah. Yeah. Just to let you know, Rocky, the first Saturday that I hosted, i like I was on the live for four and a half hours. I'm like, you're two hours and two. Well, no actually actually, you almost made the six-hour mark, Wally. It was like five hours and 45 minutes.
04:26:30
Speaker
No, really, Rocky, what it is, he's waiting for that blue pill to fucking wear off, man.
04:26:39
Speaker
Who? Boner. wall Wally. nice like Yeah, I don't need no blue pill. I'm a goddamn squatch.
04:26:50
Speaker
I'm a goddamn sexual triannosaurus. My goddamn dick stains hard. Stop the cow. what's What's it like to have the body of a Sasquatch and a fucking dick of a four-year-old? What's that It's not the size of... It's how you use it. a big dick.
04:27:22
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yeah Thank you, B-Rad. Good job, B-Rad. Sure. It's the biggest dick any 40-year-old has ever had. i It's the most glorious dick.
04:27:36
Speaker
It's great. It's huge. I can't do Donald Trump. i don't do impersonations, but yeah you guys got the point. You did a good, no, no, no, that's not true. You did a good, what is it, Randy Savage or something?
04:27:49
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Yeah, you're using Charlie Brown right now with the shirt.
04:28:00
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I can do a great Jake the Snake. I'm Jake the Snake! Isn't that awesome? that That was great, B-Rad. That was awesome. I'm just going to be direct. If your dick is fucking humongous, keep it the fuck away from me, okay? Like, you really.
04:28:14
Speaker
honor God damn it, dude. I haven't been haven't been on a panel with Scotto in so long. What's up, bro? If I was gay, if i was gay i would either only i would only date a dude with a micropenis.
04:28:27
Speaker
Yeah. I'm just saying. Easier to suck, easier to fuck. There you go, dude. That's gross. Brad, you you spit that shit out way too fucking fast, dude. No, know I seriously did. No, I swallow. I swallow.
04:28:46
Speaker
You didn't even have to think about it, man. I didn't spit that out quick. I didn't spit that out quick. I swallow. Are you tired sticking your finger up your ass and you don't snake just take a piss? I wouldn't say it, but people are saying it. Hey, man, I'm just airy, Rizzy. I'm just playing. I'm just playing. At the end of the day.
04:29:06
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at the end of the day, Rocky. At the end of the day. At the end of the day.
04:29:18
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Dude, I fucking love that. Like, my, like, Shaman, mine, and mine and Wally, that's my shit. Farewell Rocky is also a favorite. What was that? What was that? Oh, that was an intro song Sorry. and the idea That was my wrestling.
04:29:34
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what you Oh, I know everybody on the fucking network's got one. Well, not everybody. No, no, no, no, no. Trust me. Moe Dog? Moe Dog? i got I got one. Ha ha. Kayla does the same thing. She was like, when is Rocky going to give me a theme song?
04:29:51
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When Kayla sides with me on one fucking topic, anything, anything, i will give her a song. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Well, she does side on you with one topic.
04:30:02
Speaker
You know what her favorite song? You know what her favorite song that she did was? Sasquatch. Sasquatch Man? She fucking loved it. Dude, you should see her. I have to...
04:30:16
Speaker
It don't matter how many times she hears that song. I have to record her reaction. Every time that song comes on, you should see her. She gets the biggest smile on her face, and she does a little... like a little yeah she loves that and she sings along with it and like the at the end of where you're like asking questions and the background vocals are like probably not she sings that she's like That's nice. Okay, she gets the song now. She gets the song now. She passed the vibe check. I like the song that Rock Lee did so much, I made it my official intro for any fucking videos I do.
04:31:02
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I replaced my own song. My theme song would be any song an ice dream Chuck plays. here Your song would be any song that goes... third third fair but start third Yeah, that's how an ice cream song goes. just fucking
04:31:35
Speaker
Yeah, that's yours, buddy. Yeah, i was going to say, kill it before the 10-second mark. you i always I got you, brother. grab your my email But you know how to keep us from getting a copyright. Yeah, you know it, buddy. Hey, I got these on clip to like five seconds, so there's nothing they can do.
04:31:59
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go sorry rose so I'm on Team Modog and I'm on Team Kaylee. They need theme songs. and ah Yeah, yeah, and i don't i s charge it yeah. in a song. Also, also if you if you do a song about Sarge, you have to make sure that Purple Crayons are dont i don't I don't want one because I brought it up to him like three times. I don't i don't want one. just I don't want to pity someone. I got to do it. I will make you a f freaking glorious song. Before I made anybody else the songs, I always ask them what kind of song you want because I don't want to make something that if i can hear you fucking hate. I just want to say thank you because I got into a
04:32:50
Speaker
a discussion online with a marine uh the video it was a goofy ass funny video and i and i liked it and i just commented and and i was like oh what's your favorite color and and and And he was like, o fucking civilian. knee And I'm like, bro, like, calm the fuck down. i'm like, one of my very good friends, a brother of mine, who is a Marine, we've had a purple crayon picnic together.
04:33:21
Speaker
and the And he was like, oh, my favorite color is orange. Here's what's funny about that shit. that's That shit only started like the whole Marines and crayons thing. That only started being a thing like 10, 12 years ago. Way the fuck after I got out. But I just fucking roll with it. i heard fair i heard for the internet they don't have ah Wi-Fi. They have Semper Fi. That's exactly right. there you go so So like after this fucking whole ass long fucking situation, I was like, why didn't you just say that orange was your favorite color?
04:33:55
Speaker
or your favorite crayon to begin with. like you What is it turning into something that was nothing, dude? like Calm the fuck down. I didn't come in here. First of all, if he said orange was his favorite color, I'm not really sure he was a fucking Marine. He said it was the new I didn't come in here. i was like some First time I've heard orange is the favorite color. yeah I heard it was the new black.
04:34:19
Speaker
i didn't come in here and go like like he attacked me like i said it's a philomarene green is my favorite crayon what is your favorite like that's how he has attacked me i just asked him a question because he made a stupid ass way too uptight about shit man i was i was talking to a i was at a fucking funeral last week and this this guy was in the in the i'm sorry he was in the fucking army but he was in the um well yeah it was kind of fucked up the whole reason i was there anyway but anyway He was in the 82nd Airborne, and he and he he tried to start getting into this, like, dick-sized contest, pissing tax with me, while we're at this motherfucker's funeral, you know? And I was like, dude, what the fuck, man? Like, you know, what what do what what are you doing?
04:35:02
Speaker
there's There's just... and And all branches have them. All branches have the guys that are just, like, you know it's like they peaked and that's like all they got to fucking you know go back on and shit i'm like fuck get over it dude whatever but yeah like like like could you imagine being a guy that was in the air force and got thrown out the air force for being a giant piece of shit and they want to judge everybody else who's in the military no i don't know what i know like i mean i'm there man oh god i like that but i'm just saying
04:35:34
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right Right when I first started coming on here with you, that person was still here. And I'm not going to talk shit, but I saw him like on two shows and I said something to somebody that you and I both know. And I was like, yeah, and this this is a fake motherfucker I ever saw, man. like But, i you know, i wasn't going call him out on it. It is what it is. like you know you You do you, boo.
04:36:01
Speaker
That's my thing. I'm a fucking civilian. I was never in the fucking military. i'm not going to be that guy who was like, i was good at going to go in the military. I was, but i'm not going to be that guy. like They wouldn't let me. They said had flat feet. That was not the only reason you were not allowed in the military, but we'll go with that. is what they tell people to make you feel good.
04:36:25
Speaker
I have a funny story for you, MoDog. Welcome back, James. Everybody said James is like... Oh, go ahead, Scott. sorry. One the guys that troll that we call them moops. They're moops. He's moopy.
04:36:41
Speaker
He was in the army for four years. He's a one and done, you know. But, like, 20 years later, he still drives up to the PX and picks up boxes of MREs and eats them every day. Like, like is he trying to relive his glory years? Like, what the fuck is he doing? but But he did a whole one tour and shit, right?
04:36:59
Speaker
Yeah, totally. Yeah. as i said before I'll give you a hint. the the The motherfuckers that you can tell that are fake are the ones that like are constantly wanting to tell like war stories and shit and talking about I killed this and I killed... Motherfuckers that don't want to talk about it. you know so yeah Those are usually the first fake motherfuckers you'll meet. I'll sign up.
04:37:25
Speaker
outside of the purple crowns jokes that we make all the time, we never talk about maybe weve there's been a couple of times where we've talked about, you know, different things you've done. Not, not like military things, but like,
04:37:39
Speaker
Mo Dog banged a lady boy in Bangkok one time. but Shut up, fucker. damn ah Some people that's been through horrible shit, you'll never know because they might act like you know goofy. yeah and I'll talk about funny shit and you know I'll talk about yeah Marine Corps related shit if it comes up, but I'm not going to be like, I want to bring it up and talk about it, especially when you're on a panel full of fucking civilians. you know like Again, like the dude at the fucking funeral. I literally pulled him to the side and said, If you want to go outside and compare dicks, we can do that. But this ain't the fucking place for the show. And then we can suck a little.
04:38:17
Speaker
No, he didn't. No, nobody was in uniform. but you he just had He just wanted to make sure everybody knew he was in the 82nd Airborne. and I'm like, okay, good for you, man. This is not as bad as those people that walk around in the stolen veil or the fucking people that walk around. I'm goddamn E-35 in the nonsensical army. which this different What, son?
04:38:41
Speaker
James, back to you. That song was badass, man. I'm a 14 star. Thank you. James, they were making fun of me. They were this motherfucker. I put B-Rad's theme song the background. it's they like so i put i put ah ras a theme song andbedding Oh, that's it. What is James, you were like, hang on, I gotta switch my shit, man. I can't hear anything. I gotta switch my headphones. As soon as you took your shit out, we were like, that fucking song sucked, man. What the fuck? Yeah, I thought it, yeah, horrible. James sucks. Fuck that guy. Get off the stage.
04:39:18
Speaker
but fucking get get off the stage Hey, Glick, I put B-Rad's intro song background. My theme song.
04:39:32
Speaker
i I said we weren't doing background music. and Where's my It's AI. Here, I'll take it out. I'll take it down. Oh, no, no, no. Hold on a second. Where's it at? I don't, it's not back there. Why are you content creator hater, man? What the fuck, man? Put it back, Chuck. I'll play. It's backstage.
04:39:55
Speaker
the fuck man a yellow shocker good no put it back sha i'll play it's my takeone me pray back
04:40:06
Speaker
See, it's just the rough
04:40:46
Speaker
ever seen. Yeah, that's great. It's stuff that you can see around me and on me. The projector is bright. What else I got to go off of? I don't know you. Hey, Rocky.
04:40:59
Speaker
It's like the Anchorman. Yes, hat hat lamp. Hat lamp flag. Hey, Rocky. Yes, sir. Reporting for duty.
04:41:11
Speaker
Ah.
04:41:14
Speaker
um You know what? Would you... do um Would you... Hold on a second. Projector is bright. What is the projector is bright? What projector is bright? It was a Chaka song. Obviously, you weren't listening.
04:41:32
Speaker
and ah No, I never listen anything. Because you're a fucking content creator hater, man. What the fuck? Yeah, content creator hater. No, Chaka's just been making fun of me for the last four hours and 41 minutes about my goddamn yellow shirt, so fuck Chaka.
04:41:48
Speaker
I didn't wear a yellow shirt on stream. You wore the Charlie Brown shirt. I'm not going to call anybody out. I'm not going call anybody out. You got a full screen Scotto. Full screen Scotto. Say hello.
04:42:08
Speaker
four point You look like comes soon. He just said, Hey guys. tell wow nice i one the other day you look like can come soon keep and companyass soon he just need just to like na guys me check look it happens that a jedi Look like he just survived a stroke.
04:42:43
Speaker
with the z want me thispoint ah oh scott what are you doing oh my good so i just this i is nicole isn't ni oh lilith
04:43:03
Speaker
nicole lilllith Yeah. Okay.
04:43:09
Speaker
Lilith. Damn, y'all been on it for four hours? Yeah. Damn. He's been on for four hours. If you ever jump on and and you see that Glick's wearing a yellow shirt, you know it's going to be a four-hour stream.
04:43:25
Speaker
Fuck you, Chyna. A yellow shirt? Would it like somebody pee on it or something? Something like that. Oh, man. It looked like i hate i't any of his cream forever yeah like yours. ah ah Nice. well Is J-Devil up in here?
04:43:44
Speaker
P-shirt. He's in the chat, but he's not on panel. Everyone point and laugh at his P-shirt. Is there anyone else on here who makes music?
04:43:57
Speaker
I do. I make music with the other end of my body.
04:44:03
Speaker
Oh, so, Rocky, what I was going to say, you you are smart enough to do the things, and if you want to pick one and play it, you can.
04:44:15
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Absolutely. I will absolutely do that. Give me two seconds. well not A little bit more than two seconds. James, you have to rock stage, man, and subscribe to him, and he's got some badass shit out there.
04:44:28
Speaker
Yeah, rocky rocky rocky is Rocky is an absolutely amazing musician. Oh my god. I also, I write songs about the prohibition. i got some asshole talking shit behind me right now.
04:44:42
Speaker
Oh, you farted.
04:44:49
Speaker
You know what? you know what This is on you, MoDog. Bradley's your responsibility tonight. I have to supervise Chaka.
04:45:01
Speaker
You have to supervise Bradley. know bradley Back to the closet. No, it's all right. I was just telling him I write songs about the prohibition. You want hear one of the songs? It goes like this. I can't drink at a bar.
04:45:16
Speaker
I gotta write more of the song. That's a fucking rant if I've ever heard of one. That was a bad year. Thank That was almost like drill rap, man. It was heavy. know.
04:45:30
Speaker
Can't drink at the bar.
04:45:34
Speaker
There you go, James. Day Devil's back on me. What buddy? You even got a fucking Indiana redneck haircut, man. fuck I'm still working on it, Glick. Just give me something. Hey, man. You know what's funny is that nobody apparently nobody here talks like me, too. And I'm born here. I'm from here. I can touch that. I used to live in Indianapolis. Is it because you're slow?
04:45:58
Speaker
I mean, I am a high school dropout, but I somehow made it. No, he's corn fed. don't know. I might just be so retarded. He's a corn fed flatlander. He was corn fed. I was corn hold.
04:46:10
Speaker
I grew up on a farm. actually did. here is cornfed i was cornho i asked me this is corn old corn I grew up on a farm. i grew up on a fifty acre farm he's born in the stall So i used to play where we're at in Indiana? Where at in Indiana are you? Or where at in Indiana do you play? Because I'm in Kentucky. If you're close enough, I mean, where's that at?
04:46:35
Speaker
Richmond. Richmond, Indiana. Oh, okay. Do you ever see a cow? i I used to have 30 of them growing up mind do you know at um i want I got Awards for it.
04:46:50
Speaker
Bradley up there acting like Barbara fucking Walters. I mean, right? That's still my favorite song, James. What song? Indiana Creek Water. Indiana Creek Water? Yeah, i love that song.
04:47:02
Speaker
yeah I'm actually performing that Friday and Saturday. Jay, where are you at? You're in Ohio, right? I'm in Richmond. I'm right on the edge of... No, I said Jay.
04:47:13
Speaker
Jay. Oh, you're in St. Louis? Yep. Oh, why the fuck did I think you were in Ohio? Murder City. Oh. Is he a boomer? He used to be in Tennessee. See what you did there. yeah
04:47:32
Speaker
I got nothing to prove. didn't know why I thought you were in Ohio.
04:47:39
Speaker
um Chaka?
04:47:43
Speaker
What's up? Chaka, are you with me, buddy? Yeah. Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan. yougen chuck child Is my mic Shaka, your mic is on. You're fine. but I think Glick is the one who's had too many beers. I heard him. I heard him. I was fucking with him.
04:48:07
Speaker
do now and and and i heard of i heard him i was fucking with him
04:48:15
Speaker
and lu supposed to and His neurons don't all just fire at the same time. so yeah What's happening in the comment section?
04:48:26
Speaker
Don't go to the comment section, James. It just talks about Plix yellow shirt. Yellows? What are you, the sun or something? I'm doing like several things over here. Hold on a second.
04:48:43
Speaker
over here all right hold on a second You know, as it doesn because it's funny, Chaka, that you brought up my yellow shirt. It's funny you brought up my yellow shirt, Chaka.
04:48:55
Speaker
Superman gets powers from your shirt. What, Brad?
04:49:02
Speaker
No, man. Why is that too funny, bro? That's why you're allowed up here, man. Out of every four hours, you say one thing that's funny, man. That was good. does goodly red wine That good, B-Rat. God damn it. He's waiting his moment. He's waiting for his ah please Block me, Brad. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh,
04:49:25
Speaker
It's all fun and games. Make and click. Click. Click. I got it ready whenever you're ready. All right. What are we doing? Give me one. You take your time. You just let me know. glick i got it ready whenever you're ready what are we doing give one you take your time you just let me know what are we doing i' am I'm a good employee guys I'm just saying know chaka looking for you know someone to join your show I'm right here Wally I i know Vroom Vroom I can at least say that part just stop whoring yourself out you're a pretty nonsensical network what the fuck is wrong with i just started to say that he whores himself out to everybody yeah it was already said on live stream hey all I'm saying all I'm saying is look I can have like 40 jobs that's okay
04:50:15
Speaker
But you know what? Rock Lee, you can have 40 jobs, but if you work for the Chalkaverse, that will be your number one top job. You might have 40 jobs, but you know one thing you don't have? up No, not quite. Yeah. I'm sorry,
04:50:44
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that's just to way my brain works man um you good yeah i feel like a man oh so perfect what going on right now good ta you keep me on my yellow show but It took me 30 minutes to do an AI of me doing a yellow shirt. God damn it. Glick.
04:51:09
Speaker
i I had nothing to do on the internet. You know, we and so no you even make it like clear?
04:51:20
Speaker
I didn't do anything. That's perfect. It looks like the big shit. It's yellow. Why do I look like Charlie Brown had a good... why here show world That's a fucking... That's a yellow shirt.
04:51:45
Speaker
That's old Yeller shirt right there. Take your James breath away. What are you, some kind of Yeller belly? Thank you, Glick, for taking 20 minutes out of your shirt.
04:52:00
Speaker
That was Lily. That was 20 minutes. It was like a two-second fucking photo letter. Rocky. Yes. I don't know what song you're going to play, but there's a i don't know. I don't even know. you You do the intro. You're better than I am.
04:52:19
Speaker
The Teletubbies look up and see a baby's face in your shirt. got to get my official recognition for 10 years. The Teletubbies see a baby's face. You know good church. Good evening.
04:52:32
Speaker
am your host of the actual Nonsensical Nonsense podcast. Brock Lee here with an official hit of new remakes. Oh, sorry. New song released by our main man Click Action.
04:52:46
Speaker
Click will be the star of this song. I need everybody to tune in, listen up, get comfortable because the show starts. believe to expect you
04:53:00
Speaker
I'm so excited. We got the nonsensicals on TV. I'm not, because I was really hoping Rocky wasn't going to put me out on air like that.
04:53:12
Speaker
What happened? Yeah. yeah I was hoping he was going be like a name artist.
04:53:23
Speaker
I'm just eating munchos, and I'm stoned, so I'm having a great time. name Test that, motherfucker.
04:53:35
Speaker
Oh, really? You did that? Wait, what was it? It's my favorite, bro.
04:53:42
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Every morning I lace these boots. Another battle, another truth. Everybody's got a piece. Nobody asks what I need.
04:53:58
Speaker
I'm the shoulder when the whole world breaks. The one who bends but never shakes. Buried words beneath this skin. A war that no one ever lets me win.
04:54:11
Speaker
If I cracked for just one night, would anybody hold me tight? Or would they turn and walk away the second I stopped being
04:54:26
Speaker
Carrying the weight of the world Stone by stone Till my soul's gone love Holding everybody else together While I'm coming undone I'm wearing this mask So nobody sees The hell that's living inside of me Sometimes I wanna let the demons scream But heroes don't get that luxury So I smile
04:54:56
Speaker
and carry on.
04:55:02
Speaker
They call me strong like it's a gift. But strength's a prison you can't quit. Every scar they never knew came from saving someone else instead of you.
04:55:15
Speaker
Funny how the good guy always bleeds, while the bad guy writes a story they believe. So I bite my tongue and take the blame, pretending fire doesn't burn the same.
04:55:29
Speaker
One day this dam is gonna break, one last breath, one last mistake. If these walls ever hit the ground, you'll hear the thunder miles around.
04:55:42
Speaker
I don't need a crown, I don't need applause, I just need one place where I can fall. I've been carrying the weight of the world with broken bones they never see.
04:55:56
Speaker
Holding everybody else together while nobody is holding me. Still wearing this mask till it becomes my face. Fighting battles no one knows.
04:56:09
Speaker
With a smile they all embrace.
04:56:29
Speaker
But tomorrow comes I'll put the mask back on and carry the weight again.
04:56:59
Speaker
the weight of the world. Still lost on till my soul's gone numb. Holding everybody else together while I'm coming undone.
04:57:10
Speaker
Still wearing this mask so nobody sees the hell that's living inside of me. Sometimes wanna let the demons scream, but heroes don't get their luxury.
04:57:25
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So I smile.
04:57:30
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Carry
04:57:46
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Oh yeah, that was fucking awesome Man, nice sound Incredible Incredible Holy shit Nice nice Like it just disappears behind the screen. This man right here.
04:58:02
Speaker
like Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
04:58:10
Speaker
Glick, get back here and get back on screen. You're not hiding from this. Why can't I hear you?
04:58:21
Speaker
It takes a whole man to write a deep song like that about himself. I'm just saying. I got a roof i gotta i need a roof hook, as Chaka says.
04:58:37
Speaker
So, let's start with Wally. Wally, what are your thoughts?
04:58:42
Speaker
It was good.
04:58:47
Speaker
Blue bill still activated.
04:58:52
Speaker
Zaddy Scotto? i like. I approve. sorry that please Yes. oh Really, no none of the rest of us matter. Come on now. I can't hear nobody else. I'll i'll just throw my shit opinion in the trash. Be rad. I think I am.
04:59:17
Speaker
bere ra people told the music voice
04:59:23
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It's a very well constructed song. It's very, very good. It's a very well constructed song. Put together. Okay, now we got our feedback loop.
04:59:35
Speaker
so then wel together funny very it's very hey i kind of flip back clear Who said that? Who's watching in the background?
04:59:48
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Jay! I have to hear my opinion again. It's so good. but yeah um Yeah, you know what, Rocky? This is exactly what I said. And then you say daddy's heart.
05:00:13
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but yeah I just got hard on that last one. I need beer. Hurry up. Say what you're going to say. I'm not going anywhere. I still got another hour.
05:00:27
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i like one anywhere i still got like another hour Power. ah how well I'll give you my point on it. Did did you write that? likeck Was that yours?
05:00:38
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um yeah those your word So so so i'm um up um ah umm um I'm up in the air. um ah yeah I got four four songs. um Two for the each of you. i don't I don't do therapy. I don't talk to.
05:00:56
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I don't got nobody to talk to. i don't I don't go to a therapist or anything like that because they always want to put me on drugs and I don't want to do drugs. It's all phony. It's all phony.
05:01:11
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When shit's really like that' why on me up i write I write it down. um And sometimes you know it might be a few sentences and then I come back later and and and and I'm still dealing with the same stuff and then I add to it.
05:01:30
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So I was just playing around and but I got four songs. I sent them to Rocky.
05:01:40
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cause i kind of wanted I wanted his honest opinion on them, but those are my words. I take the terrible, awful things in my life and turn it into something funny. yeah so like They're my words and it's also really weird to hear them in a song because i love music so much.
05:02:01
Speaker
But it's also got me kind of... don't know. Fuck it. It's it's the nonsensical network and I don't hide anything from you guys. um I don't want to record you and explain it. i want to sing this I want to sing these songs.
05:02:18
Speaker
And I don't sing. But these songs and the style that I want to do it in, I think I can do it. Not that I want to like go be a musician and Go to her or be on a stage because it's the last fucking thing I want but i like you' coming on a stage because of some last fucking thing on one who said That
05:02:46
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that that song is one hundred percent my words my thoughts my feelings I was really hoping Rocky wasn't going to play that song. ah figure out you Guys, can we please go back and listen to what he said?
05:03:01
Speaker
He said, hey, Rock, pick a song, do your magic, and play it. That's what you said. i did i did say that. I did say that.
05:03:12
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i had to turn my camera off because and even now I'm still that song like i'm still a little choked up it fucks me up man yeah yeah you're human yeah so let me let me say something i like i don't do songs i don't do music right because i'm not a fucking singer but bo i do this like i don't know if you can see that but those are fountain pens fountain pens i really you're gonna say i don't do songs i don't do music uh i'm not a bitch like like no I write a... Call it journaling, call it whatever you want, man. but i i i I write a lot of shit down. you know
05:03:56
Speaker
If I toss a penny into a fountain pen, can I make a wish? I would give somebody $5 just to kick your ass right now. You'd have to pay Brock Lesnar. You can be Brock Lesnar and I'll be Obafemi. going to...
05:04:13
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you could be brack lesner and i'll be oba femin and i'm gonna Yeah, you walk like an idiot. How is he ever going to be taken seriously? I'm going to walk like an idiot, but I'm about to beat your ass. And I didn't like how they had him put his hands on police officers. They never did that. They can beat up security guards, but not police officers. Yeah.
05:04:34
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oh please stop it bro stop it they you doing got beat up police officers w left and ec w They were beating up police officers
05:04:49
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dude all of femi launched that one police officer into like the
05:04:56
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He's planted right on the ground. You're supposed to have people catch you when you do fucking moves over the ground. anyways, the ground anyway yeah. Chalk and no, men's mental health is – no. And and and and and like Modog said, no, I've always – I just write stuff down. I just – Guys, he's underrated. very talented. One of the things I struggle with so much is like – Shirts? It's it's it's not... like i don't want I don't want people to hear it and think that I'm going through it right now.
05:05:28
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This is just shit that I've struggled with. and this These are writings that that are that are there and they've been there for years. You know what I mean? like This is... um
05:05:41
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I think the shit that write down hidden away because when I fucking pass away, i don't want my fucking kids getting a hold of it and seeing the shit their dad wrote down because there's so many fucking shit in there. That would be terrible when it ends next week.
05:05:56
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I did one. um You're old. did one. did one monster you made.
05:06:03
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i did one monster you made And it's it's it's it's just a working title. I did one, but it's just like...
05:06:16
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it's It's not directed at any one person. don't Rocky's over there, and he's got his camera off, and he's like, I have all four of these at my disposal. LAUGHTER
05:06:30
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it's not my man at all and and you know what At this point, I don't care. you know what? i if you If you want to, go ahead man. They are freaking amazing. but's let's let's Let's put them out there and see what you guys think. and you know Love them or hate them at the end of the day. It's it's it's real. It's it's it's the world that I've I've lived in it's it's where i co up um
05:07:06
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I Did one where I combined one of my favorite movies of all time is tombstone o I Love that fucking movie and there's a here huckleberry and yeah Well, there's a line in it where he's like, one of the guys is like, you know, why are you doing this? And Doc Holliday says, because Wyatt Earp's my friend.
05:07:29
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e He's like, hell, I got lots of friends. And Doc says, I don't. yeah And then there's also one there's also a line where Wyatt, when he's like, he's going to kill all the fucking cowboys.
05:07:43
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and why it's like, you tell him I'm coming, and hell's coming with me. yeah and and and And there's a song that that I did, and it's just writing where I incorporated those two lines into that song.
05:07:58
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You tell him I'm coming, I'm coming, and hell's coming with me. Somebody should say that in fucking wrestling. Wrestlers should use that. and And then like, then and then, then Oh, what's the one? I just sent it to Rocky tonight because I thought I sent it to him earlier, but it's like fuck around and find my name.
05:08:24
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You know I mean? It's like people constantly push and poke and antagonize. And then when I when i push back, when i you know then I'm the bad guy. You know what I mean? like So this is shit that's like through the years, through my life,
05:08:42
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So it's it's it's it's fucking real. I mean... No. I get what you're saying. Like, the second you push back a little bit, then people go like, oh, they fucking... They lose their mind on you. Like, you're the fucking... You're the worst person in the fucking world.
05:08:55
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But yeah, you get shit on and shit on and shit on. But the second you go, wait, didn't you fucking do something? Or, oh, you know... The second you push back, they get a jump down your fucking throat. Chaka, you're lucky you're a beautiful Mexican man. Because
05:09:13
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I can leave my yellow shirt alone. You asshole. I'm supporting my nephew. I don't want to the show yellow shirt.
05:09:28
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Actually, Doc Holliday, Dal Kilmer did say Huckleberry. The line that he was supposed to say was Huckleberry.
05:09:41
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But he said Huckleberry.
05:09:45
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I'll be your knuckleberry. There's a huckleberry.
05:09:53
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Oh, God, I got the hickups.
05:09:56
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A huckleberry. in there was God damn it. Something No, they carried the casket. I'll be your dingleberry.
05:10:08
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Yeah, a huckleberry. Like a pallbearer? Oh, he's dying. Oh, okay. All right. He's got to go take that shirt off. It's killing him yeah him.
05:10:21
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He's choking on his shirt. Y'all crazy, man.
05:10:26
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Hey, Wally, you good, man? You've been quiet for so long. Just check it out. Wally's world. Wally's world.
05:10:37
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No, man. i Look, Wally's gone. and he's not talking, I can tell you guys, I have had a chance to peek into the mind, and he has a great mind, dude. He just does. like or The stuffy the stuff that kind of but the stuff that he writes is great.
05:10:58
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like and it's you know I, as a musician, and J-Devil, you can speak up to this too, but as a musician, I find it incredibly frustrating sometimes from my purview of how much work and effort I put into songs to make them sound great and really, really try. Like the creativity that goes behind it, right?
05:11:22
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I never thought about the opposite side of the person who has like amazing stuff to to say or whatever that wants to broadcast it that never had a a way of expressing it.
05:11:34
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And so it's kind of cool to see that he's able to express it in ah in a really fun in a really fun way. you know So I can say that my mind was changed when I first heard these songs. so
05:11:48
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I think in the right hands it could be it could be kind of a cool thing, I think.
05:11:54
Speaker
As a music artist, you definitely have to have talent on ibuprofen on hand. Yep.
05:12:01
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All he needed was a platform. Charles Manson. I'm going to give it to him. Sergeant Moe Dog looks so fucking cool right now. Just chilling with his sunglasses. I'm wearing my sunglasses at night.
05:12:18
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Inside my own house. I told you guys I wear them because of the squeeze. I hear right you. There could be an actual reason, but I just want to think you're cool. So just just let me have it.
05:12:32
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You can actually, you know, you can turn down the the brightness of your screen. There's ah settings and stuff. I don't know if you knew that. you can turn the stock There's things called blue blockers. You wear blue blockers. That actually helps with much better. than Thank you for what?
05:12:51
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i heard what She said to you son of a bitch I quit bro. It prevents and night cant you don come out of that it has out ball miring tongues rubbed in the bedroom onces and gloom because name's pi there fli Nobody's this and and and che murdoggue
05:13:15
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nobody's watching and listening to this and you can still react to him you want to just throw the other songs up here and Sure, yeah, it's going take me a minute. i got to It took me a minute. Yeah, I can do it.
05:13:28
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and It took Rocky like 10 years to do like a six-song album.
05:13:36
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That's right. I'm so tired of this shit. Every time I give him a fucking compliment, I give him a fucking compliment. He's still having me work right now, by the way, guys. I'm still having to work.
05:13:48
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First and foremost, shut the fuck up. i See, I tried to get, I brought him back, by the way. yeah You know what? Let's just get over with.
05:14:00
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You know that I'm your biggest fan. And I have always, always supported your music. And and not only that, but this is a, Rocky demands his credit. This is not a flex in any way, shape and or form. rocky Just as much as I've been there for Rocky, Rocky's been there for me.
05:14:18
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Well, just stop saying, stop saying you're his daddy. Okay. Well, he said that I was his daddy, and J-Devil said that I was his daddy, and then like it's weird because... hey both of Hey, neither one of us said that. The DNA test said that.
05:14:32
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Both of my sons... No, I said you're the father that abandoned me. DNA. That I may or may not have abandoned happened to show up here tonight in a matching outfit.
05:14:46
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You know, I'm just like... You didn't want to get us confused. i understand, man. yep No, ah no. Let's see. Like, i didn't you know that like he left for a milk run. never came back from Jake Devil. You did abandon him.
05:15:02
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He just ran out of money for the child support. Who goddamn white may be a dad? it's a throttle bit and he just ran out of money for the child support know who godam white maybe a day Island of Caucasus
05:15:29
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I said the same thing about Rocky I said the same thing about rock yeah so who goddamn chocolate baby is that oh try the pun well that's what happened funny as fun i love him look at me now look at you now look at me now look at you he's from ah he's from my hometown too no No shot, really. Who?
05:15:57
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Rocky? No shot, really. You know that baby I was holding earlier? j devils right That's not my baby.
05:16:09
Speaker
You guys are talking about Cat Williams, right? i can't wait Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one said that name ever. that that's That's who they were talking about. Oh. Yeah, he's a... up in Yellow Creek, man.
05:16:24
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you also got dave chappe down there too yeah he's a well fire a baby look i off our hour endors bit and that's fun david sheing man He was the mayor up there and shit for a while.
05:16:41
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like David Shepard. Whose goddamn baby were you showing on camera earlier? Your adopted grandbaby.
05:16:51
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you sure I've been locked up 16 consecutive years. Your consecutive means me. One after the motherfucking mother. Damn. damn I had a dream i was in a movie theater with my girl and we were making out like really hard for some reason. And this old lady was like behind us and she kept going, oh, oh, oh my. And then I had a baby that was arrested and the cop was holding it up by the arm, like the handcuff. And I tried to stop him and then I got arrested and I woke up.
05:17:20
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Ladies and gentlemen, if you ever need a reason not to do drugs and drink alcohol when you're pregnant. I making out with it really hard at the movie theater, and some old lady was like, oh, oh my I got to go, you guys. Have a good night.
05:17:34
Speaker
Why didn't you make out with the old lady? i know i mean it's a dream i could have made out with everyone yourself you old grab her tits that old saggy titties yeah well yeah if there was no lady you wouldn't be reaching up here you'd be down by the knees and saggy man thank you too he love to Before I say anything worse, I'm going to let you guys go. Because you tuck them in your fucking pants. I hope i see you guys again sometime. don't know when I can be around again, but I'll try. Bradley, it was good seeing you, buddy.
05:18:13
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i know i love you. with a good time Take care. Bradley, you, buddy. I'm glad you're doing okay, man. Sorry to hear about the work shifts and stuff, but you know don't be a stranger, dude. you know I'll try Like I said, I'll try. it but the i mean it's just look at that yellow shirt. What the
05:18:31
Speaker
Everyone left out talking about your fucking shirt, bro. God, I wish his mother would have awarded him. This is not the diss night. That needs to be your next song, Blake.
05:18:45
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The yellow shirt. The yellow shirt. All depressed and downtrodden and shit.
05:18:55
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I'm trying to fucking be a good goddamn uncle because... I don't know. That was cool. Like, I don't know. you know, Kayla and I got a good thing going on, and she's amazing, and her family is fucking, God, I love her family. And i don't know, man. That was kind of cool today that, you know, her nephew was like, because I was just, obviously, I was looking at other shirts. You know, i want to support the kid. I i actually have Kent State shorts on right now, too.
05:19:26
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um When I'm down and in the dirt, I put on my yellow shirt. yeah Yeah. So like, I wanted to get some Kent state gear to, uh, to support him. And, uh, it was, it was really cool because he was like, you need the, cause I have the shirt that says like Kent state mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, aunt.
05:19:48
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And he was like, you got to get the Kent state uncle shirt. And i was like,
05:19:53
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Aw, I do. know um Really, you're dad. No, it was... don't know. It was a cool kind of feeling. like you know he looks you've You've been accepted into the fold. that's Yeah, I'm like full on... ven well no her Her family fucking bombs me. like I already call her mom and dad. and I already call them mom and dad.
05:20:20
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um But like I didn't know that I was... I ventured into like uncle territory. And so it was uncle dumb. Yeah.
05:20:31
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Yeah. No, it was, it was, it was cool. It it made me feel good because i don't know. for Or uncle dumb. Depends on how you say it. Definitely uncle dumb. Oh oh God.
05:20:48
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What is this Rocky?
05:20:52
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please let it Please let it be about a yellow shirt. i i you know i i I told him, I said, go ahead. and go ahead and and he can still And you can still do these on Rocky Reacts because nobody watches this podcast. Nobody watches this channel. We don't. Nobody. Hang on. Before you hit play, when are you doing the fucking reaction?
05:21:11
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My reaction starts 28th.
05:21:17
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It's going to every Tuesday at 8 p.m. Pacific time and 11 p.m. Eastern time. 11 p.m. Eastern time and 8 p.m. Utahlian time.
05:21:30
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it's I'm not in fucking Utah. Utah is so far away. How far is Utah from here? You've brought it up for years. I'm sorry. thought you were in Utah because he says it so much. No, hes no i I know. See? You got people thinking live in Utah with them. It's 10 hours work are you away. Where the fuck are you? He lives in a great thing.
05:21:57
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Utah is nine fucking hours away.
05:22:03
Speaker
Well, that's too small. I can't see it. But where are you? mark you live I'm in Idaho. I'm in the Pacific. He lives in the greatest state known to mankind. The home of the fucking taters, man. i love taters.
05:22:17
Speaker
ah But for whatever reason, I don't know where I've gotten it stuck in my head. Well, you're originally from Utah or something like that, right? You know somebody else that lives in Idaho. like You were talking about him earlier. i Oh, wait. Hold on a second. I do?
05:22:33
Speaker
yeah Yeah, and to message me and tell me who that person is. right, I'll send you a text. I feel like I feel like i kind of said I wasn't going to say his name, but everybody knew. i that but that's that's goingnna help no That's what I'm talking about. oh hint what's Let's clarify Scotto already clarified it. But but yeah, no Rocky, weren't you originally from Utah or something? Where I get the Utah thing with you from? I don't know, man.
05:23:09
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i don't know. I opened up one facility out there for work, and that's I don't know. Maybe that's what it was. i don't know It's just always stuck in my head.
05:23:19
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You and Utah. Yeah. By the way, 10 years, Sergeant. 10 fucking years. He's been saying I live in Utah. I have had i have not moved once. 10 fucking years. This son of a bitch was the first guest on Nonsensical Nonsense when we started having guests.
05:23:40
Speaker
He was the first guest on Glick's House of Music. He's a part of the goddamn network and he don't know my fucking email. And he's mad because I think he lives in Utah. Check your text.
05:23:55
Speaker
yep okay i'm glad everybody got that reference ah
05:24:07
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so glick do you wanna do you wanna intro this one no man you're the king of the intro rocky as much as we bust each other's balls and as much as we give each other i gotta give you props where where props are deserved uh you are the king of the intro man i can't do intros like you i tried tonight But then it was just like weird, creepy strip club DJ guy.
05:24:30
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So, yeah, I can't i can do intros like you can, man.
05:24:36
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there's like song fuck around and find my name you best intro ever that
05:24:48
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rocky show has been canceled so
05:24:58
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Figured I'd back down just to keep the peace tonight.
Resilience and Paranormal Activities
05:25:03
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I've swallowed every cheat shot, every lie, every shove.
05:25:15
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I don't start at fires. But I damn sure watch them burn. Push a good man far enough. You're gonna learn.
05:25:28
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Don't mistake this smile for weakness, it ain't surrender, it's restraint. I gave you every chance to walk away, you kept dancing in my face.
05:25:40
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Everybody wants a war, till they're staring down the flame. Keep on pushing, keep on talking, fuck around and find my name.
05:26:00
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I hear you call it kindness I call it control Holding back a storm that's begging to take its toll You mistook silence for fear in my veins Now you're praying for the version of me that you couldn't break I was never the wrong one maybe just the wrong time you caught me building not destroying congratulations you changed the timeline
05:26:47
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I don't know if it's just me
05:27:10
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if it's just me or Your volume is so jacked up.
05:27:27
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surrender, it's my strength. I gave you every chance to walk away. You kept dancing in my face.
05:27:40
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Everybody was.
05:27:47
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Damn, Wally held that note.
05:28:13
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wally held that note
05:28:34
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There's a singer as as a non singer and as much as I want to
05:28:42
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Don't know man I'm I'm in or you said I don't belong in No, no Hold on a damn second No, no now
05:29:01
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No, no, no. Sorry, Noel. No, now no, no. Excuse me. No, no, we're not doing that. No.
05:29:15
Speaker
Wait, who? Noel. There's Noel. I think Wally's asleep. I'm not asleep. I'm just sitting here listening.
05:29:27
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look Look me in the eye say that I'm not sleeping He's like sleep Tranny Gangbangs looking at porn hes watching you watch it usually he' studying that's that's the difference it' study he's watching research if he's watching midget amppuee tranny gangbanks
05:29:58
Speaker
That song is a my so close second, man. Close second on from the ones that you could sent me. And really, um
05:30:08
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you i think that some of these songs, like, know, I haven't heard you, like, you know, do any singing or anything unless you're just goofing around, you know, throughout the years or whatever. But yeah you could, I mean, you could probably get away with getting a lot of that stuff. Like, just send me your stems, man.
05:30:26
Speaker
Stems? What does that even mean? So stems, that's what a stems is when you record something like over a song or whatever, and you just send the acapella of yourself so it can be mixed.
05:30:38
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It's called a vocal stem or an ad lib stem or harmony stem or whatever, whatever you're doing. going to look at you. What the fuck, Sergeant? I'm literally looking at you right now. Do you think that I know how to do what he just said? I'll show you how to do it. i't mean that's That's why I did this.
05:31:02
Speaker
I can play this song restaurant and I can sing it. Yeah, that'll work. But like, yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Like that'll work.
05:31:13
Speaker
But I'll show you. I'll show you what I want you to do it right now while you're drunk and slurring your words. That would be. all iraq You.
05:31:24
Speaker
This is how bad of this. but am I'll sing it for you. It's fine. You don't have to beg me. why I'm not a musician. I wrote I wrote the words, but I don't know the words. Hey, I didn't um i didn't get a chance to to properly say anything about it, but Sergeant, earlier you mentioned you're at a funeral. Sorry for your loss.
05:31:50
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You're just kind going through the story, so I didn't want to interrupt you, but it just popped in my brain. Yeah, it was a military guy. It was another 22, if you know what that means. 22 in a day to take care of their lives.
05:32:03
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Yeah. Yeah, hundred ago guy sir it sucked, too, because I served with him, but I hadn't fucking seen him or talked to him in, like, fuck forever, man. Like, the last time saw him was in Campbell June, North Carolina in, like, 1987, you know, but turns out, actually, it was kind of close to you, like, kind of between you and my sister at lives in Mansfield.
05:32:28
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But, yeah, anyway, so that's that's what it was. Well, you were up this way and didn't even bother to say anything? I was. I wasn't in a social mood. and know yeah I didn't even go by my sister's house, man.
05:32:42
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no now um well Oh, Modo. hey He just fucking realized who I was. He's like, oh, Modo, you're here. That is what it sounded like. but um
05:32:58
Speaker
Is it next weekend? don't know. We're going to Waverly. Oh, no shit. Yeah. ah The first. Who? Who's we? You and Kaylee? Me, Kaylee, her nephew, and Ed.
05:33:15
Speaker
So I will be here on Saturday the 1st. Is that next Saturday?
05:33:22
Speaker
I don't know. that's in that's in two weeks. Yeah, it's two Saturdays. because what's What is today? Today's the 19th. So you're not going to be here in two weeks.
05:33:34
Speaker
Yeah, I'm not going to be here in two weeks because we'll be at Waverly. But I know I've said this a lot, but I think I mean it this time.
05:33:45
Speaker
Hopefully tomorrow night, Kaylee, a.k.a. Kayla, and I will be doing Beyond the Veil. We got Urban Legends tomorrow night. Nice.
05:33:57
Speaker
i Nice. So what are you guys doing down at Waverly? Are you doing the like overnight thing Yeah, we're doing the overnight ghost hunting. Nice. Also, I'm also going to be banging a bunch of ghost whores and her nephew who, uh, her, her nephew who likes, who likes guys.
05:34:18
Speaker
easy been He's be, he's going to be banging some ghost bros. So it's like going to be like a whole lot of ghost orgy. So does ghost jizz still show up on you if you put a black light on yourself?
05:34:32
Speaker
I don't know, but we're going to find out. So here's here's a quick Waverly story. I've never been down there. I want to go sometime. Right. But friends of mine, actually, they they both worked for me like seven or eight years ago, but they're still friends. Right. What up, Nils?
05:34:48
Speaker
They, uh, They went down to Waverly last year. The one is like us, big into the fucking paranormal. Yeah. Leaves all that shit, right? Like, just can't get enough of it. And the other one is skeptic as fuck, right?
05:35:00
Speaker
And it was like, it was perfect because the one that was, the one that was into it didn't experience anything. Didn't see shit, didn't hear shit. the girl that was a total fucking skeptic, got like three fucking images on her fucking camera that she took with her, got like a couple fucking audios on it and shit, man. It was like totally fucking changed her outlook and the way she fucking thinks about shit.
05:35:25
Speaker
So, yeah. yeah no yeah So we are talking about, and Modo, obviously you're invited. You'd like to, uh, we are talking about doing, um,
05:35:38
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obviously still held. We want to go to hell town. Um, but like Moonville and a couple other places up here. Obviously if you, if you, if you want to, you are 100% invited to join us.
05:35:53
Speaker
Um, we're trying to get to a point where like, we don't have shit going on, man. And unfortunately, like the last four weeks we've been so busy, but,
05:36:07
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ah And it's one of those things where we can go on a Friday night, you know, I can still be here for this show, uh, whatever. But she, Kayla says it every time she was like, you know, if we go to these places, we have to, we have to get, you know, let Mo dog knows so he can come up if he wants to.
05:36:29
Speaker
Yeah. and And honestly, I don't mean to like put this in a, a downtrodden mode, but now's a, I mean, right now, anyway, now's a good time since I'm like looking for fucking jobs.
05:36:39
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, no, yeah yeah no, no. And I would love to have you join, you know, we're going to Waverly and when we go to Waverly, we're going to take pictures and videos and we're going to, you know, when we come back, I don't know if it'll be the next day when we come back or the following show, but we're going to do a show all about Waverly.
05:37:02
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So. Hang on second.
05:37:07
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do
05:37:10
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Rocky, um...
05:37:14
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so i've I've not really used this, but I bought this a few months ago.
05:37:20
Speaker
if you should haven't really haven't really got to play with it yet. but um I don't have all the pieces and shit hooked up, to but I got one of those like you know nice like vlogging cameras kind of thing. um nice Oh, nice. Yeah, yeah. So...
05:37:36
Speaker
Yeah, it's got like the extended battery pack with it and the fucking... Yeah. Rocky, can you cue up the monster you made?
05:37:53
Speaker
Is Undertaker gonna show up?
05:37:59
Speaker
But if I go on any of that kind of shit, it'd be kind of cool to take one of those like vlog cameras around because... They supposedly work great in the nighttime and everything else. It just made me think about it.
05:38:17
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J-Devil, I am a sensitive and I'm an empath. so um like even even even today,
05:38:29
Speaker
and maybe we'll maybe we'll chat about it tomorrow um Even today, we were up at Kent State, um
05:38:39
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i had to I had to stop and like collect myself. So whether I'm expecting it or not, it just happens. so Yeah, I'm kind of the same, man. the people People think I'm weird and don't know me, but like on my photography life, right? My photography side of my me.
05:39:02
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it's weird because I'll go out. I go out to a lot of fucking graveyards, especially the cooler ones down here that have like the really old monuments that they don't do anymore. The big ones and shit like that.
05:39:13
Speaker
And I fucking talk to people as I'm walking through the graveyard, you know, like I'll be like, yeah just shooting the shit with them. And, and I, I can't tell you, there's been at least five times where I've literally in my fucking ear, like heard somebody fucking either answer me back or just say something or, you know, whatever. And people that don't believe are like, oh, you you just want to believe that that happened. I'm like, no, I heard a motherfucker in my ear, man. like Yeah, no. um Today, i look go i'll go ahead and say it. to I'll say it now. And and and like I said, if if it comes up tomorrow, I'll bring it back up again. But, you know, it'll come up in conversation at some point on our show. But um today, to...
05:39:55
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i had to take a second because i was getting like really sharp pains in my back out of nowhere.
05:40:09
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And one of the, one of the, one of the victims was actually shot in the lower back, but also um had to, I had to stop and kind of like um get myself together. And and and because You could hear, in like I was hearing the the the gunshots and the screaming. And so and this is 11 years before I was born.
05:40:42
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So I don't think Kayla and her nephew even realized it, but I had to like, because I was like, i was almost it was almost like I was, I was all almost transported there.
05:40:59
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I could hear it and feel it and smell it, which was weird. Yeah. i've I've had some things happen like that. And I will say this to you, and you probably already know this, but and anybody that's watching this or listening to this later will look at us and they'll be like, fucking idiots. Right. But yeah, you got, you got, you got to be careful with that shit. and You got to lay fucking, you got to lay boundaries because if some of that shit, like, you know, likes you or or connects with you. Follows you home.
05:41:29
Speaker
i've've I've had one follow me home. I had one follow me home. It took about five fucking years finally get that shit. this mother I'm a big dude, right? like I'm probably right?
05:41:41
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i was little flag little guy over here out of the cat I was laying in fucking bed one night and had... and had ah i felt I felt this motherfucker grab my ankles and, like, yanked me fucking three foot down out of my bed, man. yeah like one you know and it And it turned out it was... I figured out that it was it was it was one of these that, like...
05:42:04
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you know Like I said, i like yeah there's a lot of photo shoots and shit i'll go into that are like old abandoned houses and things like that. And you don't know the fucking history. You don't know shit that's happened there. You know what I mean? So you're a believer and and you do believe in that kind of shit, like I said, people that don't believe, I don't try to convince them that it is what it is. But you got to be careful with that kind of shit because it can fucking connect to you, dude. Yeah. I mean, well and that was the thing. like My initial thought was, hey, I'm going to shrug it off because...
05:42:32
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ah You know the history you know what happened there, but like i can literally I could literally Can literally smell Have anybody who's ever fired a gun or ever been in that situation.
05:42:46
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I could literally smell the gunfire And and like every hair on my body was and the goosebumps as I said these kayla and and her nephew they didn't even realize it but i i did that on purpose like i intentionally walked away from them because i started getting feelings and i walked away from it they didn't even realize but i like it was like i was just stuck there and then that like and then that like
05:43:19
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That's why they say kids and dogs and animals and shit are so susceptible to that because they don't, they don't know that they, you know, that they shouldn't be yet. You know what i mean? Yeah. Like the pain in my back and in my chest, it was like hot fire, sharp shooting pains. And I'm like, there's no reason that I should be feeling this way.
05:43:39
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And when we went back to, it when we went back to the car and i was telling Wally earlier and I was saying this at the beginning of the show, you know, in this parking lot where everything went down they have memorials set up for the four victims who died and it's right in the middle of this parking lot like they went to the car and i had to stop and not like i had to stop and like because i didn't want them to i didn't want them to notice and i didn't want them to see so i like i had to stop and collect myself because it was it was so
05:44:16
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I didn't see anything. It was just, I could hear and I could smell and I was feeling it. And it was like, I have no reason to be having chest pains. I have no reason to be having pains in my back or anything like that.
05:44:30
Speaker
But it was, it was, it was so weird. And it was like, also at the same time, like I kind of expected it because it's what happens when I go into areas like that, you know?
05:44:45
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Oh, but, I don't even think they noticed it. So I'm sure it'll come up at some point in time on our Sunday show. And then I'll probably get in trouble. probably get yelled at, but it is what it is.
05:45:00
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Rocky, you got it backstage. Go ahead.
05:45:11
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tell that white Russian bitch to calm down. You got, you got, It's German now, remember? Oh, yeah, just German. You got it backstage.
05:45:23
Speaker
You had it backstage. Which one is this?
05:45:29
Speaker
This one's about the yellow shirt. You're an intro guy. There's no yellow shirt song. ah There will be after the night. yes Chaco already texted me. where he's youre There will be a Yellow Shirt song tonight.
05:45:48
Speaker
Oh, This one is Monster You Made. You gotta really... You just dumbed down your intros, and i hype you up, and I'm like, man, Rocky really does a great job on intros. Like, I can't do the intros like Rocky does, and you're just like... fucking daddy left you.
05:46:16
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Alright, everybody, listen up. For your listening enjoyment, our next song is going to be The Monster You Made. These are lyrical words from Glick, and they are heavy, so make sure you pay the fuck attention to them. but not the cow Thank you, Moe Dog.
05:46:34
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gotta You gotta listen to The Twist.
05:46:39
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The Twist is he ate lettuce from Taco Bell. No, M. Night Shyamalanma Ding Dongs, you fucker. This is very bluesy. Like a little different than the other.
05:46:51
Speaker
It's like country bluesy. I made it bluesy. made it bluesy. Still answered every call.
05:47:01
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dragon change you never saw i made it po took my back from broken promises still answered
05:47:12
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You needed someone standing tall So I buried every scar Locked the devil deep inside And taught him who we are Every smile was cracked in half Every laugh was camouflaged You called me your salvation While digging me your grave I was your hero Till the weight broke my heart back Now you're looking at a stranger Wondering
05:47:52
Speaker
what learned You're painting me the villain Long before I wore the name Now don't act so damn surprised When I quit playing your game You built these walls You let this fuse, the monster in your nightmare was made by you Every lie you told about me, every knife left in my spine I wore it like a badge of honor, one scar at a time
05:48:33
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Kept the peace I bit my tongue Swallowed storms so you'd see sunshine Till there wasn't one left to outrun You only love a man When he bleeds without a sound But the second he stops screaming Everybody gathers round
05:49:00
Speaker
You wanted Superman, not the man beneath the cape. Now the cape's lying in the ashes, and there's nothing left to say.
05:49:12
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Little girl.
05:49:21
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No more halos. No more chains. No more carry me.
05:49:56
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was your hero. Now I'm a ghost you can't explain.
Expression through Music and Mental Health
05:50:02
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The same hands that held you up now refuse your way.
05:50:09
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You swear you never saw it coming. You'll tell the world I changed. But every monster has has an origin. And mine started with saving you.
05:50:30
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saving you. Started with saving you.
05:51:41
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Goddamn right. my comment oh i did. and I've been trying to tell him that too. yeah i was going say so per your comment.
05:51:55
Speaker
I've been struggling. you know like Should I put him out there? Should I not put him out there? Should wait sure that eight we and
05:52:09
Speaker
we really step outside of my comfort zone and let's have more this point record my vocals with my voice, singing those songs since they're my words, or should I just throw them out there and then like later dabble into that world of... Because I'm not a singer, and I know I'm not a singer, but...
05:52:33
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um I don't know. If you want if you want somebody totally totally biased to it all, because obviously I don't have anything in on this, right? I would put them out like what you have here now. I would put those out there, right? So people can hear them and listen to them because there's a lot of that shit, especially men, that a lot of that shit's going to speak to.
05:52:52
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And then you can always come back with, hey, here's my version of me s singing it. You know what i mean? No, that's not a bad idea.
05:53:02
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There are four songs total.
05:53:06
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And i've been sitting on em for I've been sitting on them for a hot minute. I'd post them. I'd put them out there. then like i have i have um I have pictures for the songs. I sent them to Rocky. And this is this is the this is the way my brain works. like Rocky and i were talking.
05:53:26
Speaker
And I was like, um um I'm going to send you something. But there's no context behind it and And I just sent him the pictures and he was like, it's fucking badass, but you can't not tell me the context behind them.
05:53:41
Speaker
So I was like, hey he's like, what the fuck, man? Yeah. So, I mean, and i I like to think, don't know. I'm too stupid to. ah So, but but then I struggle with it because it's like, i don't want to put them out there because like I said, this is, this is years.
05:54:02
Speaker
this is years and years and years of writings and different things and everything like that. And don't want to put them out there and be like, and then Kayla hear them and be like, Oh, you know, is this about me or, you know, yeah no, it's just, just fucking life. You know what I mean?
05:54:20
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Um, but also if she, if she knows that, if she knows that going in, right. Yeah. I mean, she knows going in, it's not going to be,
05:54:31
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Yeah, but also the whole time. It's like, i also don't, because I do a music show where I talk to artists and I talk to artists, like actual musicians who, like, that's one of the big things we bring up a lot is AI music.
05:54:46
Speaker
You what mean? And I don't want to be that guy. It's just like, Yeah, no, get it. ah But it's like, I can't play guitar. I can't play drums. I can't. But see, here's the difference, man. You're not a fucking musician that's trying to, like, pass this shit off as like, hey, here's some fucking songs.
05:55:06
Speaker
Yeah, this is just you putting your thoughts, your ideas, your demons, you know, shit you've dealt with. down to a fucking ai song you know and you know what whether you done it or rock did it i'm not sure but um i did it those are yeah i don't i don't think there's any i i know what you're saying about the whole ai thing right like because i gotta i'll be honest with you like in Because that shit that shit's like obviously crept into the photography world as well, right? But keeping this about music, I'll tell you straight up, man, there's like four or five channels that I follow, especially ones that do like, um you know, yeah kind of like the genre of like southern rock, you know, or bluesy rock or southern blues that are strictly fucking AI channels, but put out some badass fucking songs, man. And i love fucking listening to them because they're great fucking songs, but
05:56:01
Speaker
they they say that's what it is up front, you know? So it's not like it's somebody trying to pass himself off as being a musician. You know what i mean? Just like people that write poetry and use chat GPTT to fucking write their poetry for them. Yeah. And that's the other thing. Like, I don't want people to think like, I just put a prompt into chat. Like I put my words in a chat. Those are not 100% my words, but I put my words in there and i was like, I,
05:56:29
Speaker
you know, like I want to make this a song and there were some edits made. You know what I mean? Yeah. Let's all pass. So Semper Fi motherfucker. So, so and but again, to my point, I think if you're putting it out there and you're just, you're saying that like upfront, like, Hey, you know, these are my words. These are, these are my lyrics. Yeah. I had chat. You beat your, you know, AI to create the fuck song to it, whatever.
05:56:53
Speaker
Here it is for anybody that likes it and wants to listen to it, you know, hold up Bishop, You know what I mean? so You right, Fist? What up, Smoke? so Yeah, no. So, I don't know.
05:57:08
Speaker
I don't know. I just know from the standpoint of like men, like like we were talking about before, like men and mental health, right? We're not allowed to talk about it. We're not supposed to talk about it. You got your fucking form of how you're dealing with it. Like I said, I've got shit that I've written down over fucking years that I swear to it's just for me to fucking write it down and get it like off my chest or out of my head. It's not shit I really want anybody ever reading.
05:57:30
Speaker
And that's why I keep it in a place that it's in a fucking box, man. Like the journals are fucking locked. You know, like I don't want my kids finding this shit later and going, oh, look, dad was such a deep writer. No, because there's some dark fucking shit that I'm writing about, you know, and and it's it's not that I want anybody to read it.
05:57:48
Speaker
It's just me getting the shit out of my fucking head, you know, so. That's what those are. That's 100% what they are. I get it. I get it. get on
05:57:59
Speaker
So I don't know. i You know, maybe. or oh with But with that being said, they're good. And people, like I said, there's there's people that will like, you know, resonate to that shit, you know, and be like, yeah, this is this is. Yeah. Goddamn. I fucking feel exactly like this, man. That's cool as shit. And if you're saying up front, like, hey, these are my words. These are my lyrics.
05:58:18
Speaker
Just put to AI music. Who gives a fuck? You know what mean? Like, who gives a fuck?
05:58:25
Speaker
I don't know. That's just my feeling on it. maybe maybe a but I mean, I got i got great fucking... yeah i would no i don't and i now i just say I hate to just like put a picture with a song, but at the same time, I got fucking kick-ass killer pictures does that go with each one of these songs.
05:58:52
Speaker
Yeah, but you know what? I mean, all right. So you can take everything I'm saying with a grain of salt, obviously. No, I'm like, but here's here's the great thing about music. I wouldn't put the pictures to the song. I mean, maybe if you wanted to do that for you to have something. You have to you have have something. per No, you don't. That's my point is you could put like that one about the mental health, right? The first one he played.
05:59:15
Speaker
I wouldn't want to see your pictures associated with that because that song meant something to me. Like, like literally literally as I was listening to that song, dude, I fucking resonated with like 99% of the shit you were saying.
05:59:26
Speaker
And if I were listening to that, I want that to, you know, i'm going to internalize that. I don't want to see clicks pictures that this is why he came up with it. You know what i mean? ah maybe if you do something like that for your own, you think it's cool.
05:59:39
Speaker
You know what I mean? Like, so you have it, but if I were going to post something out there that other people could connect to, I think they would connect to it more on their own personal levels, not seeing your pictures that go along with it.
05:59:52
Speaker
Does that make sense? Yeah, yeah know it really does. But that's what saying. like If I'm going to upload it, I mean, I got to upload it. you know Rocky. and mid Maybe you have two versions, man. like Here's the generic version. I'm putting this out for everybody to have.
06:00:10
Speaker
If you're interested, here's my version of it. that This is what it meant to me and was some pictures to go along with it. i like How would I post it on the YouTube? So, yeah, I guess. Yeah, I guess that's I guess that's the kick of the dick. Oh, shit.
06:00:28
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So. Yeah. so
06:00:33
Speaker
All right. Well, listen, man, I got to jump off here. I got shit to do in the morning with the, be a grandpa. So it was good hanging out, man. Yeah. miss seeing you guys, man. I'll, uh, I'll try to come on a little bit more often here, but, uh, but anyway, cheers.
06:00:49
Speaker
It was good. Cheers. to your cheers
06:00:55
Speaker
And hey, thanks for sharing those clicks. i in ah Even if you don't post them, man, send them motherfuckers to me. i'd like I'd like to have them, man. i'll send I'll send them over to you. Alright, man.
06:01:07
Speaker
Thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for hanging out. Sorry things got a little crazy tonight. We went a little sidetracked, but all in all, it's good to be back. It's good to hang out with you guys.
06:01:20
Speaker
It's good to be back doing the Saturday night show. um if you guys are still around this long and you, and you heard the songs, let me know what you guys think.
06:01:31
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Uh, you know, Rocky kind of pushed me to, put him out there because I was very hesitant to and you know tune into Rocky Reacts because he may still react to him like I said it's late in this show so some people may not hear him I'm glad he pushed you man I'm glad he pushed you to to to do him I think he's what Rocky does to me but with that I'm going to say ah love you brothers I'm out I love you too brother appreciate you being here make sure you are
06:02:04
Speaker
Like, sharing, and subscribing. Follow the bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. Sipper motherfuckify. ah Says, as so, what's going on, man? hope you're good, brother. Long time to see. um But no, thank you guys watching. Thank you guys for hanging out. Check out the network, man. We got lots of shows. We got lots of things going on. um Yeah, just thank you guys for supporting us and watching us and and and all
06:02:35
Speaker
all that stuff. ah Shout out to the Lazy Shaman Show live every Friday. Shout out to Chaka Burst doing their damn thing. Chaka's over there doing his damn thing.
06:02:48
Speaker
If you're not already, go and follow Chaka Burst. but Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a great Saturday night. We had a lot of fun.
06:02:59
Speaker
um feel like Rocky and I are going to talk backstage or he's going to leave. And, you know, I may have a couple more beverages. I don't know. but i'll hang her I'll hang around backstage.
06:03:12
Speaker
I'm going to hit these fucking buttons and get the flock out of here. And Rocky, you weren't replaced by AI, bro. Because if you listen to the outro song,
06:03:45
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Yeah.
06:05:15
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Yes.