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Introduction & Star Trek vs. Star Wars
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DeeBo
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of August the 4th, 2025. Something about Star Wars? Maybe.
00:00:12
SuperDong
What?
00:00:12
DeeBo
Potentially. don't know.
00:00:13
dickvanmeat
Star Wars.
00:00:14
DeeBo
Star Wars? What about that Star Trek? I read an article about how everybody's really upset that the Star Trek Voyager ship didn't run out of supplies. And I was midway through the article and I said, what am I doing with my life?
00:00:26
SuperDong
They have a replicator on board.
00:00:29
DeeBo
ballot That nerd right there, that's Chris Galani.
00:00:31
SuperDong
Hey, how you doing, everybody?
00:00:32
DeeBo
This silent stud, Steve Oteri.
00:00:36
Steve-O
They have a replicator!
00:00:39
SuperDong
Thank you. Thank you.
00:00:41
DeeBo
And the holodeck himself, John Suarez.
00:00:44
dickvanmeat
Wait, why am I the holodeck?
00:00:45
DeeBo
I don't know. i always got to make this something weird.
00:00:47
SuperDong
Because when I get inside you, I i believe fantasies can come true.
00:00:51
DeeBo
You know, I'm just saying, you no, no, let let me tell you exactly where I quit on the article, Chris, because I think this, yola you only will care about.
00:00:51
Steve-O
my god.
00:00:52
SuperDong
Ha
00:00:57
Steve-O
Where did you quit on that intro?
00:00:59
SuperDong
ha ha ha
00:01:00
DeeBo
a Listen, I was reading the article and the guy said, ah you know, it's ridiculous that ah they didn't, they didn't limit holodeck. They didn't restrict the holodeck considering they were trying to conserve energy.
00:01:15
DeeBo
And apparently they were listed as only having 39 photon torpedoes, but throughout the entire series, they shot 124. Okay,
00:01:22
SuperDong
Okay, first of all, their ship is powered by dilithium crystals, which gives them them enough power to power replicators, holodecks, whatever have you, okay? Secondly, okay, they had a finite amount of photon torpedoes, but again, replicator is on board, so they can just replicate more, because that's how they work.
00:01:40
DeeBo
okay guys, what's worse? Chris talking about Star Trek or me talking about Warhammer? ah need I need to know.
00:01:48
Steve-O
Star Trek actually has cultural relevance. Oh.
00:01:51
SuperDong
ah Yo! Soak my dirt!
00:01:53
DeeBo
Dino damage! Dino damage! So, was accused being old this weekend.
00:01:58
SuperDong
Worf's gonna come over there and kick your ass! Gonna come to your house and say, i am both blood of human and of Klingon.
00:02:03
DeeBo
ah
00:02:06
SuperDong
And then put his boot up your ass.
Muscle Relaxers & SummerSlam Antics
00:02:09
DeeBo
so i was accused of being old this weekend And it's it's sticking with me.
00:02:13
dickvanmeat
You are, though.
00:02:13
SuperDong
Nice.
00:02:15
DeeBo
No, it was it was worse, dude.
00:02:16
dickvanmeat
No, but I'm not. I'm young.
00:02:17
DeeBo
No, because I'm walking around in a polo and khaki shorts. And Jenny's like, what did you do this weekend? And I was like, yard work.
00:02:27
DeeBo
And she's like, and what was wrong with you yesterday? I was my back hurt. She's like, yeah.
00:02:32
Steve-O
Oh.
00:02:32
DeeBo
So, no, dude, I felt ancient.
00:02:33
SuperDong
Not doing yourself any favors of the old.
00:02:38
Steve-O
So you're.
00:02:38
DeeBo
and And she's like, what else did you mention? i was like, that we really needed to that rain.
00:02:43
SuperDong
i
00:02:44
Steve-O
Oh my God.
00:02:44
DeeBo
And was like, ah!
00:02:47
SuperDong
You're becoming your parents, just like that commercial.
00:02:49
DeeBo
Because I made a comment about how like, I'm like, oh my God. It was like, eight you know, 8 o'clock and I'm like, dude, I could fall asleep right now. She's like, oh my God.
00:02:57
SuperDong
Wow. Next, you're gonna get your, here we go, and you're gonna your suits dry cleaned.
00:03:03
DeeBo
I'm far too cheap for that.
00:03:05
SuperDong
You'll get there sooner or later.
00:03:05
DeeBo
I'm still, maybe.
00:03:06
SuperDong
That's how it works.
00:03:08
DeeBo
You know, know maybe maybe I need to be in a different tax bracket for that one, but.
00:03:13
DeeBo
it ah No, it hurt. It hurt my soul. Because, dude, I really was – like, I had to take a muscle relaxer, and my I was just out all day yesterday, just like on the couch.
00:03:16
SuperDong
Devin, you...
00:03:24
SuperDong
You just smoke weed. Don't take muscle relaxers.
00:03:27
DeeBo
Because I had a bunch of muscle relaxers. I need to snort something.
00:03:30
SuperDong
yeah
00:03:31
DeeBo
You guys don't snort drugs?
00:03:34
SuperDong
not anymore i gave that up okay all right that's how you maintain your youth right
00:03:34
DeeBo
What's wrong with you guys? but I didn't know I hanging out with a bunch of pussies. Okay, my bad.
00:03:40
dickvanmeat
Thank
00:03:43
Steve-O
Yeah, he's he's getting it back.
00:03:43
DeeBo
yeah
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Steve-O
He's getting his but his mojo back.
00:03:46
SuperDong
crushing up muscle relaxers and snorting them huh that's where you're at yikes
00:03:49
DeeBo
Yeah, just chewing on Vicodin, dude. Who needs it?
00:03:52
Steve-O
How Devin got his groove back. Crushed up a bunch of muscle relaxers and then fucking died when one of them was actually fentanyl.
00:04:01
DeeBo
It's prescription.
00:04:02
SuperDong
Jesus Christ. Oh, Lord. Yeah, we're getting old. We're talking about doing drugs for our backs.
00:04:11
Steve-O
but
00:04:12
SuperDong
That's not what this podcast is about. Start talking about Giat, Devin.
00:04:14
Steve-O
This is the hippest intro we've ever had.
00:04:14
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:04:16
Steve-O
Hell yeah.
00:04:17
DeeBo
I'm just saying, you know, It just, it hurts.
00:04:21
SuperDong
Come on. Giat. Giat. Giat. Damn.
00:04:23
DeeBo
Yeah.
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SuperDong
yeah
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dickvanmeat
Yeah.
00:04:24
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:04:24
SuperDong
yeah yach na
00:04:26
DeeBo
Listen, I say stand on it a lot.
00:04:27
dickvanmeat
You got, did you watch SummerSlam? Did you guys watch SummerSlam?
00:04:30
Steve-O
I've watched highlights of SummerSlam. Devin, how do you feel about this?
00:04:33
DeeBo
I watched SummerSlam because I was laid up on the couch. I'm very sore on muscle relaxers.
00:04:39
SuperDong
Damn, you were high as fuck watching SummerSlam.
00:04:39
DeeBo
So I was like, I was kind of nodding out.
00:04:41
SuperDong
You were in your element.
00:04:43
DeeBo
I wasn't like high. I was just like zoning in and out. Um, Wait, what what were you going to say, Steve?
00:04:50
Steve-O
Devin, the day two end, can you believe that?
00:04:51
DeeBo
Who?
00:04:55
DeeBo
Yes.
00:04:57
SuperDong
It's not like you made that up, Steve.
00:04:57
DeeBo
Sadly, yes.
00:04:58
SuperDong
Like you're just, you don't know what happened.
00:05:00
DeeBo
No. Yeah, it sounds like Steve's suspiciously trying to figure out what it...
00:05:05
SuperDong
Oh, that day two, I'm on day three.
00:05:06
Steve-O
No, no. yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:07
DeeBo
Oh.
00:05:09
Steve-O
Devin, can you give me some of the notes on what happened on day two? I just want to see if we're we're in sync.
00:05:11
DeeBo
Oh, what's that? What's that crazy? What I, you know, you know?
00:05:16
SuperDong
When Undertaker came back, right?
00:05:17
DeeBo
Yeah.
Celebrity Gossip & Marketing Critiques
00:05:20
DeeBo
No, Steve's ah favorite wrestler, Brock Lesnar, came back.
00:05:22
Steve-O
Nah, nah, nah, nah,
00:05:24
DeeBo
He said, oh, I'm so glad he's back.
00:05:28
Steve-O
oh
00:05:30
DeeBo
Isn't he still here?
00:05:30
Steve-O
so we cleared them we cleared them
00:05:32
SuperDong
You don't like Brock Lesnar, Steve?
00:05:33
Steve-O
i don't know if we've cleared him
00:05:33
DeeBo
No. Brock Lesnar got named in that, well, all but named in that Janelle Grant lawsuit against Vince McMahon.
00:05:42
SuperDong
Oh, really? Oh, shit.
00:05:43
Steve-O
yeah an unnamed ufc champion
00:05:44
DeeBo
Yeah, I don't,
00:05:46
SuperDong
Oh, shit.
00:05:47
DeeBo
Yeah, so I truly don't know this...
00:05:48
SuperDong
Not CM Punk.
00:05:50
Steve-O
now
00:05:52
SuperDong
Oh, he's a champion. Never mind.
00:05:53
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:05:54
SuperDong
Ugh.
00:05:54
DeeBo
Oh, he was successful in m MMA.
00:05:54
SuperDong
Ugh.
00:05:56
DeeBo
Okay. Never mind. Okay. Yeah, no, there was something like... ah i never read the whole thing because I just... Once you read about Vince McMahon pooping on Olivia's head, everything else just kind of is a disappointment. you know
00:06:14
SuperDong
ah
00:06:14
DeeBo
But um no, apparently...
00:06:14
SuperDong
Can you believe his wife is the the head of the Department of Education?
00:06:16
DeeBo
of
00:06:21
Steve-O
I mean, i saw Triple H literally giving a press address next to Donald Trump the other day. I don't know what the fuck is going on in the world.
00:06:26
SuperDong
Yeah.
00:06:26
DeeBo
yeah
00:06:28
SuperDong
Jesus Christ.
00:06:28
DeeBo
I believe that.
00:06:30
DeeBo
Dude, they're all...
00:06:30
Steve-O
like but The corporation is back.
00:06:30
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
00:06:32
Steve-O
I don't know what is happening. When is Undertaker going to inject the ministry in there?
00:06:34
DeeBo
and
00:06:37
Steve-O
What is happening?
00:06:37
SuperDong
We're the nation of domination now, Steve.
00:06:39
Steve-O
Dude, where's Farouk when you need him?
00:06:43
DeeBo
but But I guess to Steve's point, it's a that stuff is not settled and Brock Lesnar again was like, again, all but named. They're like, oh, a very large man with a sword tattoo on his chest.
00:06:56
DeeBo
Like, the may as well have said it, right?
00:06:56
SuperDong
There's a lot of those.
00:06:57
DeeBo
Rhymes with the chalk, chalk Besner.
00:06:58
SuperDong
It's fun. Oh, that could be anybody.
00:07:01
DeeBo
Yeah, exactly. Because, and the thing was, is like, he was supposed to show up like a year ago or something.
00:07:03
SuperDong
Come on.
00:07:06
DeeBo
And they were like, never mind. And then, I don't know, he just popped up again. And I was like, I guess, I guess we don't care. i guess we don't care.
00:07:17
Steve-O
Now the scene is good again, and he lost the belt.
00:07:17
SuperDong
Hmm.
00:07:18
DeeBo
Well, Listen, I'm not going to pretend like I'm above not caring because Chris ruined my weekend when he told me Sidney Sweeney was a registered Republican.
00:07:20
Steve-O
Spoilers.
00:07:31
DeeBo
And I said, you know what? I don't care. Fuck you.
00:07:33
Steve-O
Well, I mean, she's doing she's doing those Nazis ads.
00:07:34
dickvanmeat
So am So am I though, Evan.
00:07:35
SuperDong
So is John.
00:07:35
Steve-O
She's doing all those...
00:07:36
SuperDong
So is John.
00:07:36
DeeBo
yeah So it's gone. No, no.
00:07:39
dickvanmeat
What, you don't want to be my friend anymore?
00:07:39
Steve-O
influence
00:07:40
DeeBo
Legitimately what I said to Chris, I said, well, what's the voting record?
00:07:40
dickvanmeat
because
00:07:43
dickvanmeat
why don't you keep Why don't you keep politics out of it?
00:07:43
DeeBo
That's what's important.
00:07:46
dickvanmeat
don't you keep politics out?
00:07:46
DeeBo
That's what. You know what? Without knowing anything from an extreme stance of ignorance, from an extreme stance of ignorance, I'm going to say i don't get why everybody's mad at her about jeans commercial.
00:07:51
dickvanmeat
You know what? Why don't you shut up and dribble? Why don't you shut up and dribble, LeBron?
00:07:58
Steve-O
Hello, my name is Sydney Sweeney.
00:08:00
dickvanmeat
Oh, about the ad? the ad
00:08:03
Steve-O
I have blonde hair, blue eyes.
00:08:03
DeeBo
What'd she do?
00:08:03
dickvanmeat
That's what the commercial
00:08:04
DeeBo
She's hot in a jeans commercial?
00:08:06
Steve-O
I have good genes.
00:08:09
DeeBo
Is that what she says?
00:08:10
SuperDong
Yeah.
00:08:10
DeeBo
Is that like what she says in the in the commercial movie?
00:08:11
Steve-O
I have good genes.
00:08:12
SuperDong
well her beauty's in the jeans.
00:08:13
dickvanmeat
says. No, they flash
00:08:14
Steve-O
it's the play It's the play on like genes and genes.
00:08:16
SuperDong
Yeah.
00:08:16
DeeBo
No, no, no. I get that, but I'm saying, like, does she say, like, I'm i'm blonde and have blue eyes and I'm better than you?
00:08:23
dickvanmeat
no they flash they flash ah
00:08:23
Steve-O
she does say She does say she says blonde hair, blue eyes, yeah.
00:08:25
DeeBo
Eh, I mean, but she does. That's factual.
00:08:30
Steve-O
Like the thing is, it's it's it's it's more it's more an indicator of what like marketing is like allowed to go for.
00:08:31
DeeBo
That's soft voice shit, in my opinion.
00:08:39
SuperDong
Yes.
00:08:40
dickvanmeat
Listen, man.
00:08:40
Steve-O
It's like, then it is like the actual ad.
00:08:40
DeeBo
guess.
00:08:41
dickvanmeat
Listen, I'm going to say...
00:08:41
SuperDong
Yes. Yes.
00:08:43
dickvanmeat
I'm gonna um just going to take the Eddington route from here on out and just say everybody's just mad and everybody's everybody's upset.
00:08:49
DeeBo
Yeah, everybody's just mad.
00:08:51
SuperDong
We just hold each other's hearts.
00:08:52
dickvanmeat
That's all.
00:08:54
SuperDong
Is that what he said?
00:08:55
DeeBo
i'm going to I'm going to choose to be ignorant.
00:08:57
SuperDong
Open each other's hearts to one another.
00:08:58
DeeBo
Yeah. I'm going to choose to be ignorant and say, that's soft voice stuff. That's what I think.
00:09:03
SuperDong
um
00:09:03
dickvanmeat
I mean, it is kind it is kind of soft, though, because it's like...
00:09:04
DeeBo
Who need?
00:09:06
dickvanmeat
I don't know. It's like it's it's kind of annoying.
00:09:07
DeeBo
Why don't we get mad about fucking Gene commercials?
00:09:09
SuperDong
I do think it's it's like a sign of the times kind of thing where like, no no no no no no no, no, no, These ads coming out, like what Steve said.
00:09:09
DeeBo
Jesus Christ.
00:09:13
dickvanmeat
What, to be offended? To go out of your way to be offended?
00:09:19
SuperDong
Like, yeah for example, perfect example, ah Sabrina Carpenter's new album cover, right? Where she's like on her knees in front of a man with a leash.
00:09:25
DeeBo
Oh my God. That's so, yeah.
00:09:30
SuperDong
I think she has a leash attached to her, right?
00:09:30
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
00:09:32
dickvanmeat
Man's best friend.
00:09:33
SuperDong
Like this is what PR firms and marketing firms are telling them to do.
00:09:36
DeeBo
Yeah. but I don't know. I feel like that was her call.
00:09:38
dickvanmeat
No, I feel like, yeah, that's her call. she's that's
00:09:40
SuperDong
I disagree.
00:09:41
dickvanmeat
Well, that's the kind of person she is. That's how she writes her songs.
00:09:43
SuperDong
Well, i'm i'm I'm sure they offered her a bunch of different options and she chose that one.
00:09:43
dickvanmeat
She writes her songs like that.
00:09:47
DeeBo
Dude. I don't i see, but my, my Korean.
00:09:49
dickvanmeat
I feel, I mean, as a Sabrina Carpenter fan, it seems like it just seems like that's the kind of person she is because that's how she's always been with her songs and with her performances in concert.
00:09:53
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:09:59
SuperDong
I do.
00:09:59
DeeBo
I would also say, i think that's ridiculous.
00:09:59
SuperDong
I do think there's a hint, a hint.
00:10:01
DeeBo
People got mad at her about that.
00:10:02
SuperDong
There's a hint of marketing PR person involved in both those things. That's that's what I'm trying to get across.
00:10:07
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:10:07
dickvanmeat
I don't know.
00:10:07
DeeBo
I'm not going to act like, like there's not somebody being like, oh this would be cool.
00:10:10
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
00:10:11
DeeBo
But it's like,
00:10:11
dickvanmeat
But it's not it's like it's not out it's not out of character for her to do something like that, though.
00:10:15
DeeBo
yeah. Like, I don't think this is like their, their, yeah.
00:10:15
SuperDong
Oh, I'm not saying that.
00:10:16
dickvanmeat
know like that's
00:10:16
SuperDong
i'm not I'm not saying that. I'm saying that's what's popular right now, and that's what's kind of being pushed.
00:10:22
dickvanmeat
You know what's popular right now? Being white. and
00:10:26
SuperDong
Yeah, yes.
00:10:26
dickvanmeat
anti- No, I'm serious. Anti-DEI shit.
00:10:28
SuperDong
You're right.
00:10:29
dickvanmeat
like and that and that And that's...
00:10:29
SuperDong
You're absolutely right.
00:10:32
dickvanmeat
And like Sidney Sweeney is just falling a victim to that's what that's what the zeitgeist is right now.
00:10:37
SuperDong
She's part of the whole the the whole thing, because I think she has people that tell her what to do.
00:10:37
dickvanmeat
And
00:10:40
dickvanmeat
So, you know, Devin, you can you should call her up and you should be a shoulder.
00:10:43
DeeBo
ah Call her. I'm to see how she's doing.
00:10:44
dickvanmeat
You should be a shoulder for her to cry.
00:10:45
DeeBo
I'm to be shoulder. Yeah.
00:10:47
SuperDong
ha
00:10:48
dickvanmeat
She needs she needs somebody right now, Devin.
00:10:50
Steve-O
Devin, i don't I don't know why so many people are yelling at me, Devin.
00:10:50
dickvanmeat
That person could be you.
00:10:51
DeeBo
Let me just.
00:10:54
DeeBo
It's okay. It's okay, Sydney.
00:10:55
SuperDong
How does she sound?
00:10:56
DeeBo
Just let me sniff you, please. No.
00:10:58
Steve-O
That's exactly how she sounds in those
00:10:59
SuperDong
I just think that maybe I have a hard time. and Steve, I can't do it like you. It sounded a little that's not a whole offensive when I was doing
00:11:07
Steve-O
and No, it's it's very it's very much just like Andre the Giant Valley Girl.
00:11:12
SuperDong
it. Okay, all right, all right.
00:11:14
DeeBo
I think, uh,
00:11:15
dickvanmeat
It's just so it's a weird it's a weird situation we're in right now where like like they people see how the – again, like piggybacking off of what Chris said, like marketing teams and PR firms and stuff, like the people that don't give a fuck either way are seeing how the people help everybody voted.
00:11:33
dickvanmeat
And like this is just what you know this is just what they think are going to get people to buy their products now.
00:11:33
SuperDong
Yeah.
00:11:40
SuperDong
Definitely.
00:11:40
DeeBo
think yes.
00:11:40
Steve-O
I think i think a lot of it is also the talk of like the actual like things that...
00:11:40
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:11:41
dickvanmeat
and it's it And it's really a shame. It's really a shame.
00:11:46
Steve-O
be like We're talking about it because it became hot-button issue of an ad.
00:11:51
SuperDong
But who made it a hot button issue of an ad?
00:11:52
Steve-O
So...
00:11:53
DeeBo
i so Yeah, it's just like, listen, I saw a GIF of the ad, and then I didn't think about it, for because why would you?
00:11:55
SuperDong
That's the real question, right?
00:11:56
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:12:00
SuperDong
It's the Eddington of it all.
00:12:02
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:12:02
DeeBo
Yeah, and then and then I saw a clip of people screaming at her to like take the ad down when she showed up at the show.
00:12:03
dickvanmeat
that's what yeah Chris, I'm just going take the Eddington take the adenton approach from now on
00:12:08
SuperDong
What, you're going to be standing in supermarket holding a big box of goldfish, talking to everybody? is everybody going crazy?
00:12:16
Steve-O
The real thing is, though, there's so much other stuff that they should focus on.
00:12:19
dickvanmeat
yeah when they When they kicked the person out for not wearing a mask and the one girl in the grocery market clapped, was fucking dying.
00:12:27
DeeBo
Thank you.
00:12:27
SuperDong
just kidding.
00:12:29
dickvanmeat
God damn.
00:12:30
SuperDong
It's him holding on to that giant carton of goldfish, seeing, like, why do I have to do it?
00:12:30
dickvanmeat
That movie is amazing.
00:12:34
dickvanmeat
I'm telling you, man i think i think it's a man, I think that movie might be closer to a masterpiece later on.
00:12:36
SuperDong
It's not right.
00:12:40
Steve-O
it's It's raising up on your scale.
00:12:42
dickvanmeat
Later on than we think. like I think as time goes by, and we you know you know mean look back.
00:12:47
Steve-O
It's the death stranding of movies.
00:12:49
dickvanmeat
It really is a definition of the of the times during the 2020s.
00:12:51
SuperDong
If I'm going to be Joe Cross for Halloween, i'm it's going to be me carrying a big box of goldfish around with cowboy hat and chewing gum.
00:12:52
dickvanmeat
It really is.
00:12:55
DeeBo
yeah
00:13:00
dickvanmeat
Man, Devin, you gotta be Ted Garcia, then, if that's the case. I'm sorry.
00:13:03
DeeBo
i'll be I'm fine. You know what While we're on the subject of not getting mad about people and their opinions, I watched the first three episodes of Twisted Metal Season 2 and God damn it, I liked it.
00:13:14
SuperDong
I'm mad at your opinion.
00:13:15
DeeBo
You can't be mad at me.
00:13:17
dickvanmeat
Wait, didn't you watch the first season?
00:13:18
DeeBo
Look at my voting record.
00:13:18
dickvanmeat
Wasn't the first good?
00:13:19
Steve-O
Yeah, he watched the first season and liked it, yeah.
00:13:19
dickvanmeat
The first season good, first season was good i heard.
00:13:21
DeeBo
I did. i The first season...
00:13:21
SuperDong
Yeah, I checked his voting record.
00:13:22
DeeBo
i the
00:13:23
SuperDong
He watched the first season. It's true.
00:13:24
DeeBo
yeah the The first season is like annoyingly good. like there's It's kind of like I mean, ah to be perfectly honest, there's like a lot of Cobra Kai in it in the sense of like the quality's not the best.
00:13:42
DeeBo
The acting's not the best. But goddammit, there's heart. And season two is just like that, but like they're getting to the good stuff. You know what I mean?
00:13:53
DeeBo
like They're like, oh, Axel showed up.
00:13:53
dickvanmeat
yeah
00:13:56
DeeBo
And I was like, fuck.
00:13:57
SuperDong
and
00:13:57
Steve-O
Whoa.
00:13:58
SuperDong
That was my in.
00:13:58
DeeBo
That's still really cool.
00:13:59
SuperDong
That was my in.
00:14:01
DeeBo
And then like they... Yeah, it.
00:14:03
SuperDong
Remember I told you like the moment you got to tell me when actually shows up.
00:14:05
dickvanmeat
yeah
00:14:06
DeeBo
Dude, Axel's in. They try and the main character, John, tried to shoot Axel and he just turned his wheel and he ricocheted the bullet at his sister and he shot his sister in the face.
00:14:14
SuperDong
Fucking dummy.
00:14:17
SuperDong
Oh my God.
00:14:19
Steve-O
Twisted Metal Man.
00:14:20
DeeBo
Twisted Metal, dude.
00:14:20
Steve-O
This is still on Peacock.
00:14:20
DeeBo
ah Still on Peacock, baby.
00:14:23
Steve-O
Dude, that's the one gap.
00:14:23
DeeBo
First three episodes.
00:14:24
SuperDong
Oh man.
00:14:24
Steve-O
That's the one gap.
00:14:25
dickvanmeat
um
00:14:26
Steve-O
I have Peacock too.
00:14:26
DeeBo
Also,
00:14:27
Steve-O
It's just I don't want to open that app.
00:14:28
DeeBo
Nah, just open the app. just You watched the fucking SummerSlam, didn't you?
00:14:31
SuperDong
Can't open it!
00:14:33
Steve-O
Nah, I watched the highlights, Devin. I watched the highlights on YouTube.
00:14:35
DeeBo
but You didn't watch the highlights on Peacock?
00:14:36
dickvanmeat
Damn.
00:14:37
DeeBo
Oh, okay.
00:14:37
Steve-O
Dude, they put those up immediately.
00:14:37
dickvanmeat
yeah Yeah, Steve's hashtag...
00:14:40
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:14:41
dickvanmeat
Steve is hashtag boycotting Peacock right now. That's whats what he's doing.
00:14:44
DeeBo
Even though he's watching all the content just on YouTube.
00:14:44
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
00:14:47
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
00:14:48
Steve-O
I'm watching it on YouTube. I'm just saying, like, why even have a deal with Netflix w WWE if you also are going to just put the pay-per-views on Peacock?
00:14:49
DeeBo
Wait, So...
00:14:55
Steve-O
Why can't I be like an international customer and just get all of the WWE over on one thing?
00:14:59
DeeBo
You got get that. You got to get that.
00:15:00
Steve-O
You got to get the Venmo, good.
00:15:01
DeeBo
with Not Venmo. ah but What's that shit? The VPN. That was it.
00:15:06
SuperDong
Verified Pussy Network, right?
00:15:06
DeeBo
I get that VPN. Yeah.
00:15:09
Steve-O
Get a big money Salvia VPN.
Movie Reviews: Twisted Metal & Fantastic Four
00:15:11
Steve-O
There you go.
00:15:12
DeeBo
um No, there's a very funny plot line with Sweet Tooth who's like, I'm the um'm the most famous killer of all time. And they're like, oh, I knew you were going to come after me.
00:15:27
DeeBo
Dirty Joe. And he's like, who the fuck is Dirty Joe? They're like, Dirty Joe is the scariest kid. He's like, God damn it. And he goes to kill Dirty Joe. And then Dirty Joe's like, I knew you were going to come after me, slug boy. And he's like, what the fuck?
00:15:39
DeeBo
And to me, I'm like, this is wonderful. ah Yeah, dude, it's it's there's it. There's something there. There's something there. I don't it's not the best.
00:15:52
DeeBo
But God damn it. Yeah.
00:15:53
dickvanmeat
Just saying, man, video game adaptations are good now. Well, except for Mortal Kombat, I guess, right?
00:15:56
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:15:58
dickvanmeat
And Street Fighter.
00:15:58
DeeBo
No, fuck. che
00:15:59
SuperDong
Hold off.
00:15:59
DeeBo
chris saw that Chris saw the trailer with me and he audibly gasped.
00:16:01
SuperDong
Hold on. I did.
00:16:04
DeeBo
I was there. well
00:16:05
SuperDong
oh
00:16:05
dickvanmeat
Wait, so you're into it?
00:16:05
Steve-O
and Mortal Kombat trailer?
00:16:07
SuperDong
oh
00:16:08
DeeBo
He went, oh, Cole. Where's Cole at? That's what he kept asking me.
00:16:10
SuperDong
Where's Cole? I can't see him.
00:16:11
Steve-O
Here's cold.
00:16:11
SuperDong
I don't know where he is.
00:16:11
dickvanmeat
Where's Cole? Did they delete Cole? Oh, no!
00:16:14
SuperDong
Dude, that's what I was saying. I was saying that the whole time.
00:16:17
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:16:17
SuperDong
i really was.
00:16:19
DeeBo
Yeah, to the point where i was like Chris, be quiet.
00:16:19
SuperDong
I was looking in every frame. Where's Cole?
00:16:22
DeeBo
The movie's on. And he was like, where's Cole?
00:16:23
SuperDong
Where's Cole?
00:16:24
dickvanmeat
can we hear Can we hear Chris's review of Fantastic Four? I need to hear it now. I'm sorry.
00:16:27
SuperDong
Ooh.
00:16:28
dickvanmeat
I've been waiting.
00:16:28
DeeBo
Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm.
00:16:28
SuperDong
Okay.
00:16:28
dickvanmeat
I've been waiting for this.
00:16:30
SuperDong
Okay. didn't know we were getting right into it now.
00:16:32
dickvanmeat
I've been waiting for this.
00:16:35
SuperDong
Fantastic for...
00:16:38
dickvanmeat
Fantastic Four!
00:16:39
SuperDong
First Steps. It's called First Steps, right?
00:16:42
Steve-O
First steps, you got it.
00:16:42
dickvanmeat
because there's a baby in it.
00:16:44
SuperDong
Oh, baby.
00:16:46
dickvanmeat
And Galactus walks too. He takes his first steps on Earth.
00:16:49
SuperDong
Go... Go... Lattice Walks. Um...
00:16:54
dickvanmeat
girl like this walks.
00:16:55
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:16:55
SuperDong
Well... Here's the deal, folks. I saw this on a Tuesday. was a somewhat empty theater. I made sure...
00:17:06
dickvanmeat
Whoa. it didn't it didn't It didn't have legs on Tuesday?
00:17:08
Steve-O
Yeah. and Didn't have legs on Tuesday.
00:17:09
SuperDong
i was surprised...
00:17:10
DeeBo
99% drop. Can believe it?
00:17:11
dickvanmeat
That is film, bro.
00:17:11
DeeBo
Can confirm. ninety nine percent drop can you believe it
00:17:13
SuperDong
was surprised there was any... I wasn't surprised there was anybody in there on a Tuesday. um But I saw it on a Tuesday. And I made sure i got the Mr. Fantastic Root Beer that I wanted to get the last time I was there.
00:17:27
dickvanmeat
Oh, yeah.
00:17:27
DeeBo
thank
00:17:28
dickvanmeat
You got the mix, the little Fantastic Four mix.
00:17:28
SuperDong
and And it was not great. Like, that's that's a kill.
00:17:33
DeeBo
no can confirm yeah
00:17:36
dickvanmeat
So that's kill?
00:17:36
Steve-O
i wouldn't trust I wouldn't trust Mr.
00:17:36
dickvanmeat
Okay.
00:17:37
Steve-O
Fantastic with beverage.
00:17:38
SuperDong
Yeah, it's they added, like, lemon to it or something? Citrus-y?
00:17:42
dickvanmeat
You expect more as a Stubbs member now, Chris, you know?
00:17:45
SuperDong
i Yeah, like, that this was my first experience as Stubbs VIP member, and I was like, hmm.
00:17:47
Steve-O
Citrus. Root beer.
00:17:50
dickvanmeat
the did the And did the soda, the snacks, tastes taste different?
00:17:51
Steve-O
Citrus.
00:17:54
SuperDong
Well, the popcorn sure did, because I did that straw trick that Devin taught me.
00:17:55
dickvanmeat
little bit?
00:17:59
Steve-O
Oh, well you put the pi but the butter with the straw
00:17:59
SuperDong
Thanks, Devin. Yeah, dude, that is fucking wonderful.
00:18:02
dickvanmeat
Sam taught me that. That's what we that's what I do.
00:18:05
SuperDong
um
00:18:06
dickvanmeat
Works.
00:18:06
SuperDong
Changed my whole experience popcorn. I almost eat the whole thing now, which is pretty rare.
00:18:11
dickvanmeat
It opens your eyes.
00:18:11
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:18:12
dickvanmeat
It de-hypnotizes. Man is asleep and it awakens him.
00:18:13
DeeBo
It's like kind of gross to do it, but you know,
00:18:16
SuperDong
It is kind of gross, but it's just so efficient and it gets butter everywhere.
00:18:19
dickvanmeat
Did you slurp up the extra butter with the straw? Ha ha ha!
00:18:22
SuperDong
I keep it in there.
00:18:22
dickvanmeat
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
00:18:23
SuperDong
I keep it in there for the end.
00:18:23
dickvanmeat
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
00:18:26
SuperDong
it' So I can take a big diuretic shit in the bathroom.
00:18:27
dickvanmeat
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
00:18:32
SuperDong
Yes.
00:18:33
dickvanmeat
yeah Oh no.
00:18:35
SuperDong
Ew.
00:18:36
dickvanmeat
That's the security for when Devin reaches for your popcorn, he hits the straw by accident.
00:18:36
SuperDong
Oh, God.
00:18:41
DeeBo
well
00:18:42
SuperDong
I'll touch that.
00:18:42
dickvanmeat
And you're just like, no, you may not.
00:18:44
SuperDong
No, that's my oil. I will drink that at the end during the post-credit sequence. Second post-credit sequence. Thank you.
00:18:51
dickvanmeat
Oh God.
00:18:52
SuperDong
Um, yeah. So actually i didn't stay for that one. The second one.
00:18:57
dickvanmeat
Really? Really?
00:18:58
SuperDong
in Yeah.
00:18:58
Steve-O
Wow, you were out. You were done.
00:18:59
dickvanmeat
You were out of there? Did you have the squirts? Is that why?
00:19:03
SuperDong
Um, no, I saw, i saw the first post credit sequence.
00:19:04
dickvanmeat
Or you were just over it at that point?
00:19:09
dickvanmeat
you solo You soloed Phantasm IV too?
00:19:09
SuperDong
I was like, I did.
00:19:11
dickvanmeat
Because that I soloed it. I went by myself.
00:19:12
SuperDong
I did.
00:19:13
dickvanmeat
Okay.
00:19:13
SuperDong
I, um, yeah. And, uh, overall I would say, my experience with fantastic four was meh. like I
00:19:23
dickvanmeat
I mean, I gave it a solid 6 out of 10. I don't know how you feel.
00:19:25
SuperDong
i think that's pretty fair. I think that's pretty fair.
00:19:28
dickvanmeat
Because it was like a good... It was good. like It wasn't like...
00:19:32
SuperDong
I'm kind of upset how they how they did my my boy the thing, to be honest. i I didn't really like a lot of his scenes.
00:19:39
dickvanmeat
yeah a lot of a lot of Yeah, a lot of people were saying that they they did it better in the bad movies for him.
00:19:44
SuperDong
I kind of think they did.
00:19:45
DeeBo
Yeah, but it's like it's the same plot done three times.
00:19:46
Steve-O
Damn.
00:19:47
dickvanmeat
Yeah, but it's the same. What about inflation?
00:19:49
SuperDong
It is, but like
00:19:49
dickvanmeat
you count inflation too? Yeah. did you count inflation too
00:19:52
SuperDong
here's Here's the problem with this movie, too. This movie felt like like I got beaten over the head with it. like it it It's just... It's moving so goddamn fast. like Listen, I kind of...
00:19:52
DeeBo
I guess so.
00:20:03
dickvanmeat
But so but so does so so does Superman, though. So, like what like, what are the differences between the two?
00:20:06
SuperDong
It does, but... Superman expands their scenes kind of... They let scenes kind of live a little bit organically. you know Especially that scene between Lois and and Clark.
00:20:18
SuperDong
like That scene, that was a bold move, putting...
00:20:21
Steve-O
The interview scene.
00:20:21
SuperDong
Yeah, putting that scene right in the beginning of the movie.
00:20:23
dickvanmeat
wait I feel like, again, like, I'm playing Devin's advocate here now, but, like, but like they also they had a good scene...
00:20:24
SuperDong
and then
00:20:28
DeeBo
Ha ha.
00:20:33
dickvanmeat
with dialogue between sue and Reed too, I feel like that was a good scene as well.
00:20:37
SuperDong
It was fine.
00:20:37
dickvanmeat
I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say it's better than Superman and Lois.
00:20:39
SuperDong
It was serviceable, but like it didn't get to the heart of both of those characters immediately, which is what that scene does in Superman.
00:20:45
dickvanmeat
Okay. Yeah. Cause I was, that was late. That was later into the, that was late.
00:20:49
SuperDong
Right.
00:20:49
dickvanmeat
Like Reed and Sue was way later in the, in the movie.
00:20:51
SuperDong
the The Reed and Sue scene, it kind of felt like they were planting seeds for what was going to be the overall plot of the Forerunners.
00:20:52
dickvanmeat
Right.
00:20:57
dickvanmeat
A divorce, a divorce later. Right.
00:21:00
SuperDong
Whereas, like...
00:21:01
dickvanmeat
A battle of custody for the most powerful mutant ever of all time.
00:21:05
SuperDong
The Clark and Lois scene did that, but it also allowed them to kind of be people, you know?
00:21:10
dickvanmeat
No, and that was that was literally the the first step of the arc of the whole movie, which was bookended by moments between Lois and Clark, which is really...
00:21:15
SuperDong
Exactly.
00:21:17
SuperDong
Exactly.
00:21:19
dickvanmeat
That's like, i think that the way... again I don't want to toot our own horn here, but like I really like how Gunn's structured. the the main story around Lois and Clark's like relationship, I think it was awesome.
00:21:32
SuperDong
Now, i don't I don't think the thing was given a moment. I don't think any of his scenes are really that great because they weren't substantial at all. like They were too fast. And i it just never make let me get comfortable with who he was as a person. like i I don't know.
00:21:50
SuperDong
I felt like that was he was the the weakest part of that movie. And it's a shame
00:21:54
DeeBo
I mean, i would even, I would agree with that. It's the only thing that really is just like, again, like the thing was essentially like the Wolverine of the last three fantastic four movies where it's just like, that's the big plot, you know?
00:22:05
SuperDong
You're right. You're right. But he's the best character.
00:22:09
DeeBo
It's like, okay.
00:22:09
SuperDong
He's the best.
00:22:09
dickvanmeat
So, like, yeah, like, so do you think do you think it's better when he...
00:22:10
SuperDong
He's the best character.
00:22:11
Steve-O
He is the best game.
00:22:15
dickvanmeat
Because, like, i kind of liked how he's... I mean, again, it's... That world is completely different. it's magical Christmas space lane where there's no racism.
00:22:23
SuperDong
Yes. Very optimistic. Very, very surface level stuff.
00:22:25
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:22:25
dickvanmeat
No... Which makes it which makes me makes it a little, i would say, a little less believable when they're so quick to just fucking throw Franklin at Galactus towards the end. like
00:22:37
SuperDong
Sort of. It's kind of like a last-ditch effort.
00:22:38
dickvanmeat
Because, like,
00:22:40
SuperDong
But, I mean, I kind of get it in the scale. Like, I'm not really upset ah how the plot functions. Like, I think it functions fine. Like, it's, it's to me, it's most Marvel plots.
00:22:51
dickvanmeat
did it lack Did it lack John Malkovich, though, the plot?
00:22:56
SuperDong
I'll tell you what. I think he would have added some different weird element to the movie. that I think it's lacking. Like, I don't think... To me, it doesn't really stand out much.
00:23:08
SuperDong
i And also, i have a little bit of a bias. I'm not a big Fantastic Four fan. I was kind of hoping this movie would would kind of turn me on to that. I was expecting it to be a little weirder, though.
00:23:17
Steve-O
um
00:23:20
SuperDong
like I want it to be a little weirder. I think that's the perfect movie series to get a little strange with... like Reed and the negative zone and a lot of the strange characters, like the watcher and all those other weird characters.
00:23:34
Steve-O
yeah Yeah, that's like it's funny because like James Gunn would have been perfect for a Fantastic Four movie.
00:23:40
SuperDong
I know.
00:23:42
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
00:23:43
SuperDong
Easy, easy, easy.
00:23:43
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
00:23:45
SuperDong
Yes. Like, and I feel like the problem with this movie is also the issue I have sort of with WandaVision. Like, I don't, I think they're both a little in the shallow side.
00:23:55
dickvanmeat
the same It's the same guy, right?
00:23:56
SuperDong
Yeah.
00:23:56
dickvanmeat
Is that Shackman?
00:23:57
SuperDong
Yeah.
00:23:57
dickvanmeat
Shackman's the same guy?
00:23:57
DeeBo
Same director. Yeah. Probably writer. and don't know, but you know,
00:24:01
SuperDong
I think stylistically, they're though both those shows are are really wonderful. like the Like movie and show, um the the aesthetics are really on point. I just don't think there's is much substance to it.
00:24:13
SuperDong
Like, I i don't know. I didn't take as much away from it. And it felt a little light. Like the experience was a little light. um But that was my experience. I think it's it's it's a fine movie. it's not It's not a bad movie by any any stretch.
00:24:30
SuperDong
um
00:24:31
dickvanmeat
Let me break out the list. Hold on.
00:24:33
SuperDong
a
00:24:34
dickvanmeat
We got to add Fantastic Four to it now.
00:24:37
Steve-O
oh
00:24:38
SuperDong
I think it's a solid fuck. It's a fuck.
00:24:39
dickvanmeat
Is this Phase 6, Devin? Is that what this counts?
00:24:41
SuperDong
It is.
00:24:42
DeeBo
Jesus.
00:24:42
dickvanmeat
This counts as Phase 6?
00:24:43
DeeBo
We got figure out how to like not do phases anymore.
00:24:48
Steve-O
Let's get rid of phases. I'm done.
00:24:49
dickvanmeat
See? Did it make you sick?
00:24:49
Steve-O
I'm done, Kevin.
00:24:50
dickvanmeat
It made me feel a little sick just thinking about it.
00:24:51
DeeBo
No, it's just like, it's, we're we're like, we're literally getting like, it's too confusing.
00:24:52
SuperDong
Wait, we're getting rid of phrases?
00:24:55
Steve-O
Phases and phases.
00:24:56
SuperDong
okay. Phases.
00:24:59
DeeBo
Like, I don't even know what four and five were.
00:25:01
dickvanmeat
ah So, Devin, remember my remember my issue with the fact that Thunderbolts had ah fucking thing, the sting the Fantastic Four stinger, and had nothing to do with this movie at all?
00:25:09
DeeBo
The stinger.
00:25:12
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:25:16
dickvanmeat
Well, apparently Matt Shackman said that they fucking did that, like, they did that, like, after he was done Fantastic Four, and didn't...
00:25:16
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:25:23
SuperDong
uh
00:25:24
DeeBo
I believe that's like not the first time they've done stuff like that.
00:25:24
dickvanmeat
They did it, yeah...
00:25:27
dickvanmeat
Yeah, but it's like it's like kind of lame when like this is this was your big summer movie to like not set it up. That's my big issue. is like Thunderbolts was a good movie as well, and then like they give us this huge teaser to set up Fantastic Four, and it had nothing to do with this movie whatsoever.
00:25:44
dickvanmeat
like That's kind of like like... That really irks me a little bit, because it's it's almost like it's... I'm going to sound like a a Last of Us hater, but like it's kind of like false advertisement. you know It's kind of like they showed Joel in in the fucking trailer for last of us too.
00:25:59
DeeBo
I don't know.
00:25:59
Steve-O
And then Joel is...
00:25:59
DeeBo
just like
00:26:00
Steve-O
It's like if Captain America, the first Avenger, they do that end scene where he's in, like, modern day and he talks to um ah Nick Fury.
00:26:08
SuperDong
Nick Fury?
00:26:10
Steve-O
And then in the Avengers movie, he just wasn't in it.
00:26:14
SuperDong
He's never there.
00:26:14
Steve-O
be like, what the fuck?
00:26:14
dickvanmeat
Yeah. But it's like, it's kind of like, it's like, like, ah because, you know, used to mean something, I guess when they would have the stingers that would lead into like the next movies and stuff.
00:26:15
Steve-O
christian
00:26:24
SuperDong
It would be the connective tissue, right?
00:26:24
dickvanmeat
And it,
00:26:27
Steve-O
I think they've learned...
00:26:27
dickvanmeat
Yeah, there's like there's ah there's a lack of continuity, and like it's it's kind of lame, and it's a waste of fucking time at that point.
00:26:28
SuperDong
Between movies?
00:26:34
Steve-O
I think they've learned that they don't need to pay those off because they've had so many of those like after credits things not pay off.
00:26:34
dickvanmeat
Because, like...
00:26:37
DeeBo
Well, I, I, but the thing is, is I definitely think that is going to get paid off.
00:26:38
dickvanmeat
but like So, like, yeah, so my so my thing is, like, my whole thing is, like, what's the point?
00:26:42
DeeBo
I just think it's going to get paid off in the Avengers.
00:26:45
SuperDong
Well, I'll tell you what.
00:26:46
DeeBo
You know?
00:26:46
dickvanmeat
um I don't know, the movie that comes out 500 days from today? Yeah, like, that's great.
00:26:49
SuperDong
I'll tell you what. What Fantastic Four did in the post-credit sequence, ah Marvel kind of needs to do it because it's big and they didn't they didn't develop it at all.
00:26:52
dickvanmeat
Thank God.
00:27:03
SuperDong
Like, what they're introducing. And it's big.
00:27:05
dickvanmeat
ah'll take I'll take Superman and Crypto on the moon over over that over that any day the week.
00:27:07
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:27:07
SuperDong
You know what I mean, Devin? Like, they need they need to do that because that's going to be a big part
00:27:11
DeeBo
Yeah,
00:27:11
Steve-O
I agree.
00:27:15
SuperDong
of everything moving forward and they didn't do anything to set it up.
00:27:16
DeeBo
yeah well.
00:27:16
dickvanmeat
and like But Chris... No, but... But yeah, Chris, the the the thing is, is like it feels like, again, like it feels like they're just doing shit willy-nilly, wishy-washy, and nothing really means anything or holds any weight.
00:27:28
SuperDong
Nope. It is wishy-washy.
00:27:30
SuperDong
Definitely. 100%. one hundred percent
00:27:30
dickvanmeat
That's what it feels like.
00:27:31
dickvanmeat
It's just...
00:27:32
Steve-O
it's
00:27:32
dickvanmeat
and
00:27:33
Steve-O
It's very much switched now, the dichotomy, where remember when, you know, back when Avengers was like pumping on all cylinders and DC was just like trying to fucking speed run universe.
00:27:45
Steve-O
And we were like, Marvel took its time. They set up all these characters over like... all these years and they finally got to the point to like cash in on it. And now it feels like Marvel's trying to do that. They're like, Oh, we need to make sure that these points all connect when we have to make sure that this goes to this immediately.
00:28:00
SuperDong
who
00:28:00
Steve-O
It's like, you got like, they need to make sure they let it cook. Like, yeah.
00:28:03
SuperDong
you The other thing they did was they had characters with through lines that led throughout the whole phase, every phase.
00:28:07
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:28:10
SuperDong
like They set characters up to have these really momentous big moments later on 10 films from now. They didn't do that.
00:28:20
dickvanmeat
They also had, ah they also had, Chris, they also had finished scripts before they started ah shooting too.
00:28:21
SuperDong
They haven't done that.
00:28:25
SuperDong
Yeah.
00:28:27
dickvanmeat
That that problem that probably helped a little bit, I would say.
00:28:27
SuperDong
That's true.
00:28:29
DeeBo
Technically, I don't think they did. i think Iron Man won.
00:28:31
dickvanmeat
Oh, they always it.
00:28:32
DeeBo
Famously didn't have a finished script.
00:28:32
dickvanmeat
They always did it. Oh my God.
00:28:35
Steve-O
like How are we in this movie?
00:28:36
SuperDong
Well, I think at the end, with like Endgame and Infinity War, it was obvious where they had to go.
00:28:36
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:28:42
SuperDong
All the character development, everything was set up. They just had to knock the fins down.
00:28:45
dickvanmeat
Yeah, but they're if they're starting, yeah, if they're starting shit over now, then they they can't do it that way.
00:28:49
SuperDong
there's Nothing's been set up. Nothing has been has been set in stone to carry into a big event.
00:28:51
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
00:28:56
SuperDong
And it's like having...
00:28:56
dickvanmeat
the only thing The only thing that they had set up was Kang and he got cancelled.
00:29:00
Steve-O
yeah
00:29:00
SuperDong
Yeah. it's like having
00:29:01
dickvanmeat
So they had to remove
00:29:03
SuperDong
It's like having Infinite Crisis without Countdown to Infinite Crisis. Or without having any of the other material to set it up.
00:29:11
dickvanmeat
It's like having Batman vs. Superman kill Superman the second movie that he's in.
00:29:16
Steve-O
yeah
00:29:17
dickvanmeat
and like It's like Batman vs. Superman having Doomsday and killing Superman. in his In the second movie. That's what that's like.
00:29:25
SuperDong
yeah it's that
00:29:26
dickvanmeat
You know what? They were right. you know what They were right, Devin. Zack Snyder is is the blueprint. That's what they've been saying. last The last few months.
00:29:33
DeeBo
who
00:29:35
dickvanmeat
and maybe Maybe there's something to it, Devin. Maybe there's something to it.
00:29:37
DeeBo
maybe maybe i mean honestly like i'm trying to think because like the um gosh i remember one of like the post-credit scenes like led directly in the civil war and that like felt good and you're right like this fantastic four one the thunderbolts one was like such a tease that it was like almost
00:29:37
Steve-O
The blueprint to not what to do.
00:29:37
SuperDong
ah ah
00:29:38
dickvanmeat
I don't know.
00:29:55
dickvanmeat
It feels bad. Yeah, it's like, why even why even put that out there? Like, if it if it's if we're gonna have to if we're gonna have to watch a movie with those characters and then wait 560 days for the for for the payoff, it doesn't make any sense.
00:30:08
DeeBo
Yeah. But it's kind of like, I don't know. I was a little torn because like I'm watching fantastic four. Right. And I'm like, I'm not going to spoil it, but there was a moment because I had seen that, that, you know, stinger that I was like, Oh, this is how we get there.
00:30:22
dickvanmeat
Yeah, and they didn't and there's nothing...
00:30:22
DeeBo
And then that doesn't happen, which is like, okay.
00:30:24
dickvanmeat
And it doesn't happen. Yeah. That's kind of why I'm mad. Yeah, because I thought...
00:30:28
DeeBo
But I guess at the same time, like I thought it would have been like, I guess I, I did like that.
00:30:30
dickvanmeat
don't know.
00:30:33
DeeBo
We still get to live in that universe just for like a little bit longer. Um, because like, yeah, fuck it.
00:30:38
dickvanmeat
Oh, in the magical Christmas land that has no racism in it?
00:30:40
DeeBo
Yeah, exactly. The one where Sue Storm can be like, our child's more important than you. And then everybody goes, oh, she's right. Like, like that universe, right? It seems nice.
00:30:51
DeeBo
Why not?
00:30:51
dickvanmeat
a
00:30:52
DeeBo
oh But I guess at the end of the day, dude, it's a fucking stinger. i don't think I've ever been angry at a stinger. I can get excited.
00:31:01
SuperDong
Mm-hmm.
00:31:02
DeeBo
i can't get angry at a stinger.
00:31:04
dickvanmeat
Well, I'm not like angry, but I'm not angry at the stinger. I'm mad like um mad that they showed it and doesn't mean anything.
00:31:11
DeeBo
Well, it doesn't mean anything yet, but like, I think it's very obvious what that means. Like
00:31:18
dickvanmeat
and they should' Then they should have showed that s stinger at the end of this movie then, not at the end of the last movie, in my opinion.
00:31:24
DeeBo
that I would have been like, yeah, if I, if, you know, if I get to just pick up, time like if time had no meaning and just, they were all done at the same time, I agree. That's a better stinger for that movie. But at the same time, like the director said, yeah, i don't think he just fucking did it when I wasn't even like involved.
00:31:41
DeeBo
And, you know, it's a little weird.
00:31:42
dickvanmeat
i that's weird that's weird too yeah so I don't know
00:31:44
DeeBo
So, yeah, I mean, I think that's also common that they've definitely done that before and they will probably keep doing it. And it's just like, OK, it's like, unfortunately, because of the state of Marvel movies, it's like Fantastic Four. If it doesn't make 700 million dollars, it's a unmitigated disaster, even though it didn't cost that much. And even though.
00:32:11
DeeBo
It didn't need to because it's fucking Fantastic Four. It was never going to make.
00:32:14
dickvanmeat
Do you think they... I have this weird thought in my head. like Do you think that they would have created more hype if they never revealed who they cast as Doctor Doom?
00:32:26
DeeBo
I don't know.
00:32:28
dickvanmeat
and then And then showed what they showed?
00:32:30
DeeBo
Yeah, because I think we all, don't know, because now that would have infuriated and it would have confused people.
00:32:30
SuperDong
No.
00:32:30
dickvanmeat
But then like...
00:32:31
SuperDong
Well, this is the problem, John. it's this it's the context It's the context of the situation of when they did that.
00:32:36
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:32:38
SuperDong
They did that to save their asses. like they It was a break the glass moment.
00:32:41
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:32:41
dickvanmeat
Yeah, okay. It was a crutch...
00:32:43
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:32:44
dickvanmeat
It was a crutch that they broke out when they had broken legs at the moment.
00:32:47
SuperDong
Yeah. like
00:32:48
dickvanmeat
Yeah, and that and that that feels bad too, to be honest.
00:32:51
SuperDong
It does feel bad because it's like there's it's not really a lot of thinking. It's just panicking. It's a panic move. That's what it felt like.
00:32:57
dickvanmeat
A very expensive panic move.
00:32:59
SuperDong
Yeah, dude. I mean, it's probably going to pay off.
00:33:02
DeeBo
Yeah. Honestly, yeah.
00:33:04
SuperDong
i will I will go out and say that on a limb. It probably will pay off with whatever they're setting up, but they just haven't set anything up yet.
00:33:15
DeeBo
Yeah, I mean, that's right Well, you know what?
00:33:15
SuperDong
In my opinion.
00:33:17
DeeBo
Tune in for Wakanda, the adventures of the Iron Fist. And then you'll be able to.
00:33:22
SuperDong
Sure, that'll do something, right? They'll set...
00:33:24
DeeBo
and
00:33:24
SuperDong
that'll that'll
00:33:24
DeeBo
I mean, there's actually a a pretty telling article that dropped, I think, today where Feige was like like, he was pretty candid. He was like, it was Disney+. He's like, it just fucked every, I mean, he didn't say fuck, but he said it essentially just like shot everything into overdrive where people just immediately were like,
00:33:42
DeeBo
No, this is too much. it's he's like It's not like the product was bad, but it just became so much and the clip was so fast because they were launching a streaming service that people immediately ran out of gas and in terms of just like patience.
00:33:59
DeeBo
And like my personal opinion, frankly, is that Endgame was like too good to a point where it ended and everybody went, I am satisfied.
00:34:10
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:10
DeeBo
That was great. we don't need anything. And they were just like, dude, the machine needs the fucking feet.
00:34:16
dickvanmeat
Oh, it's like it's like ah one War in Pieces for Fables. Like, it ended, that that happened, and we were like, we're satisfied.
00:34:22
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:34:23
dickvanmeat
And they're like, no, we want to put more crap out that doesn't have anything to do with anything and try to try to squeeze some more dollars out of this.
00:34:29
DeeBo
Yeah. Like what honestly. Yeah.
00:34:32
SuperDong
Hey, welcome to Game of Thrones now.
00:34:32
DeeBo
Or like, yeah. yeah Or like, and honestly, or even imagine like, ah I think a really good example, like Toy Story four, everybody's like, what?
00:34:34
Steve-O
a
00:34:42
DeeBo
We were done.
00:34:43
Steve-O
Now is a five coming.
00:34:44
DeeBo
We were all happy with, we were all happy with three.
00:34:44
dickvanmeat
Yeah. Now, fuck. Now 5's They're going fight an iPad in 5.
00:34:48
DeeBo
Yeah. So like, ah yeah and again, like there's no like hard data to back it up, but like, I really feel like, especially in this day and age where like, there's just so much content.
00:34:59
dickvanmeat
Well, I mean, Toy Story...
00:35:01
DeeBo
but No, but like, there's so much content in this day and age that I think people do like it when shit ends. Like, at least for a little bit, know,
00:35:08
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:35:08
dickvanmeat
yeah no, no, yeah I agree. But, like, with the... I mean, again, I'll play Devin's advocate again here.
00:35:14
DeeBo
and
00:35:14
dickvanmeat
The Toy Story thing, i kind of have a soft spot for because I have a kid now. And it's like now now these these new generation of kids get their own new Toy Story movies, right?
00:35:26
dickvanmeat
Whereas we didn't really have them. They didn't really have them because they they were just living off of the ones that we watched years ago, right?
00:35:34
Steve-O
Yeah,
00:35:34
dickvanmeat
so now they ah like it makes sense And it makes sense from like a financial standpoint because they could literally just print money from making Toy Story movies right now and they know it.
00:35:34
DeeBo
yeah
00:35:43
dickvanmeat
So it's like, why wouldn't they do it?
00:35:45
DeeBo
I mean, like sort of, but Buzz Lightyear, which isn't technically Toy Story, but that lost money, from my understanding.
00:35:45
dickvanmeat
You know?
00:35:49
Steve-O
yeah light your tank.
00:35:50
dickvanmeat
Yeah, that lost money. yeah
00:35:51
SuperDong
Who the fuck wanted to see that?
00:35:51
dickvanmeat
Well, ah whaty is Woody in that? Woody's not even in that movie, so why...
00:35:54
DeeBo
Well, like, is Woody, is that really it?
00:35:55
dickvanmeat
Yeah,
00:35:57
DeeBo
It's oh, Woody's.
00:35:57
Steve-O
Woody might be the superstar we're realizing.
00:35:58
DeeBo
don't know, man.
00:36:00
dickvanmeat
yeah I mean... know...
00:36:02
DeeBo
yeah Like, you make a Woody movie, I don't, I think it's the same problems.
00:36:02
dickvanmeat
Well, you know...
00:36:05
dickvanmeat
Listen, you...
00:36:05
SuperDong
man.
00:36:05
Steve-O
Dude, but then you get Bullseye. You get all those characters.
00:36:07
SuperDong
i think I think what we're circling the toilet around here is but this is just all it's all content, baby.
00:36:10
dickvanmeat
You know, i dude, ask... Next time you see... Next time you see... a Next time you see Owen...
00:36:15
SuperDong
Just more content.
00:36:17
dickvanmeat
Next time you see Owen, ask him who his favorite Toy Story character is. I guarantee you I mean, he'll either say that or...
00:36:19
Steve-O
He's going to say Arthur Clown.
00:36:20
DeeBo
yeah Yeah, he's going to say Michael Myers.
00:36:24
SuperDong
that's awesome you know what my favorite Toy Story character is Arthur Clown I'm with Owen
00:36:24
DeeBo
He's say the spider baby that Sid made.
00:36:24
dickvanmeat
ah it's not... It's not Woody. It's not...
00:36:27
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:36:27
dickvanmeat
It's not Woody. It's not Woody or Buzz. It's always been Mr. Potato Head.
00:36:31
Steve-O
a pretty good one.
00:36:34
Steve-O
That would be kind of fun if there was just like an Art the Clown action figure.
00:36:37
dickvanmeat
Chris... Chris, he knows how to pull up the Spirit Halloween ad now, and he pauses it and rewinds it when the Santa Claus aren't the clown part comes up.
00:36:49
SuperDong
oh
00:36:50
Steve-O
Oh, that's so fun.
00:36:50
SuperDong
So you're telling me he's a pro now? He's a pro.
00:36:52
dickvanmeat
And he really, he really wants it. And I probably would get it for him if I, you know, but sam Sam's like, fuck no, we're not, we're not, we we don't, we don't want that.
00:36:59
SuperDong
Oh, no. don't get that.
00:37:03
dickvanmeat
I don't want that in here.
00:37:04
SuperDong
I mean, I could get it, and he can come over and visit it.
00:37:05
dickvanmeat
Because he would he would want it like inside want it inside the house. you know If we got he wouldn't want to keep it outside.
00:37:11
Steve-O
Dude, that would become...
00:37:13
dickvanmeat
And that would that would freak me out. That would freak me out a little bit.
00:37:15
Steve-O
Yeah, that would become your Annabelle doll.
00:37:16
dickvanmeat
Yeah,
00:37:19
Steve-O
You would go downstairs to get like a snack in the middle of the night and then you would see the little stand where Arthur Clown was supposed to be would be gone.
00:37:22
dickvanmeat
and he he would be on.
00:37:25
SuperDong
it John,
00:37:25
dickvanmeat
No, and he like he like waves and shit. like he move he's an He's an animatronic.
00:37:27
Steve-O
ah does he really?
00:37:29
dickvanmeat
Yeah, he's an actual animatronic.
00:37:29
SuperDong
yeah and you you know what this sounds like to me?
00:37:31
SuperDong
It sounds like you're trying to get me to buy this so I'm going to come over and visit it.
00:37:31
Steve-O
Five Nights at John's.
00:37:35
dickvanmeat
I'm not saying nothing.
00:37:35
Steve-O
Dude, Uncle Chris's house.
00:37:37
dickvanmeat
I mean, he would want to go there all the time. Just saying.
00:37:40
Steve-O
That would be kind of sick. If we got Chris an Art the Clown mask and then a Santa suit, and he could actually like visit Art the Clown Santa.
00:37:45
dickvanmeat
I mean, OK, so hear me out, though. Hear me out.
00:37:48
SuperDong
pretty cool.
00:37:49
dickvanmeat
the The advantage to this one in particular is it counts as both a Halloween and a Christmas decoration.
00:37:54
Steve-O
It is a double whammy.
00:37:56
SuperDong
Guys, I can't even, don't even want to tell you what he did in that movie, and yet we're all talking about him.
00:37:56
dickvanmeat
Because it's a so it's a Santa Claus art, the clown. So it's like you.
00:38:04
dickvanmeat
we're all talk We're all talking about how my four-year-old son like likes this character.
00:38:04
Steve-O
Look.
00:38:07
SuperDong
Like, I don't even want to talk about it. Like, it's that disgusting.
00:38:10
Steve-O
I hate to say it, but I do think Terrifier is now culturally
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00:38:15
Steve-O
relevant.
00:38:15
dickvanmeat
I mean, chris chris did say Chris did say he's day zero for Terrifier 4.
00:38:15
SuperDong
It totally is, dude.
00:38:15
Steve-O
It totally is.
00:38:20
Steve-O
Day zero!
00:38:20
SuperDong
Yeah.
00:38:21
dickvanmeat
He's there day zero.
00:38:21
SuperDong
Yeah, dude. Yeah, I'm going to see it.
00:38:23
dickvanmeat
He's there day zero.
00:38:24
SuperDong
First day. Let me tell you yeah it's...
00:38:25
dickvanmeat
think so.
00:38:26
SuperDong
it's what did What did John say? If you got a charisma of 100, you can do whatever you want, right? Like, that's Art the Clown. that's
00:38:34
dickvanmeat
He's got 100 charisma.
00:38:35
SuperDong
I'm telling you.
00:38:35
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
00:38:37
SuperDong
post
00:38:37
Steve-O
Max Riz.
00:38:38
SuperDong
That's what it's all about. That's what all these movies are about. He's a very... It's a very sellable image. It's like Freddy Krueger. I'm serious.
00:38:49
SuperDong
It's no different. you If we lived in the eighty s and Freddy Krueger came out, be the same reaction that they have to Art the Clown.
00:38:56
dickvanmeat
yeah
00:38:57
Steve-O
I mean, it was 100%.
00:38:59
SuperDong
Yeah.
00:38:59
Steve-O
I had
00:39:00
SuperDong
You're going to start seeing him in Will Smith rap videos because he's starting up a career now.
00:39:04
Steve-O
i had never seen a nightmare on Elms, Elms Smith, a nightmare on Elm Street.
00:39:04
DeeBo
Oh, man, we don't want to you don't want to show up in a Will Smith video at this point.
00:39:10
Steve-O
And I got ah ah a Freddie costume for Halloween one year.
00:39:13
SuperDong
Dude. it's It's the same thing. And he's kind of similar.
00:39:16
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:39:18
SuperDong
They're both funny. They really are. They're cut-ups.
00:39:23
Steve-O
it is It is very funny to see like Owen go through the same things that like I remember going through as a kid.
00:39:28
SuperDong
Yeah, dude. Yes.
00:39:29
dickvanmeat
yeah I think yeah I think he's gonna end up being a fucking weird sicko like you guys if he's in it if he's into this shit now
00:39:30
Steve-O
Whoa,
00:39:34
Steve-O
whoa whoa, hey now. Whoa, I meant a person of taste. um
00:39:40
SuperDong
Man, imagine when he gets to Freddy.
00:39:41
Steve-O
like
00:39:42
SuperDong
Oh, man, it's going to blow his fucking mind, dude.
00:39:43
Steve-O
Freddie, Halloween, just like so much so much fun.
00:39:46
SuperDong
Oh, my God. I'm excited for him. That's what it's all about, right?
00:39:51
Steve-O
And that's the thing. That's going to be like those teenage years where it's like, oh, oh, this is one of those like legendary movies.
00:39:54
SuperDong
Mm-hmm.
00:39:54
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
00:39:57
SuperDong
Mm-hmm. It's going to spook him. He's going to be so scared. yeah i just want to see one ghost, man.
00:40:01
dickvanmeat
Then he's going to be like Chris. going to hanging out fucking graveyards in the middle of the night. Trying to find himself like Chris.
00:40:10
SuperDong
That's all I wanted my whole life.
00:40:13
dickvanmeat
He's going to spend all the all his inheritance money on the fucking Annabelle doll. He's going to buy it.
00:40:18
Steve-O
ah Dad, dad, I got this. Are you proud of me?
00:40:24
SuperDong
Get that doll out of here. You know what she does.
00:40:26
dickvanmeat
Yeah, you know, yeah.
00:40:28
Steve-O
i killed that in a storm drain.
00:40:30
dickvanmeat
Oh, speaking of which, are we, uh, Devin, what's what's the verdict on Conjuring 3? We seeing it?
00:40:36
SuperDong
Four.
00:40:36
DeeBo
I want to see it.
00:40:37
dickvanmeat
Or 4?
00:40:38
Steve-O
Four, goddamn, we're already on four.
00:40:38
dickvanmeat
You think it's gonna be good?
00:40:39
Steve-O
That's
00:40:42
SuperDong
Dude, did you see?
00:40:43
Steve-O
a little telly.
00:40:43
SuperDong
John, did you see the last one?
00:40:46
dickvanmeat
No, I only saw, I think I only saw the first two.
00:40:46
SuperDong
Oh, yeah.
00:40:47
DeeBo
That's what was kind of rough.
00:40:47
SuperDong
yeah
00:40:48
dickvanmeat
I saw the first two.
00:40:49
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:49
SuperDong
There's a big fat zombie in it.
00:40:52
dickvanmeat
I like, I like the first two, though.
00:40:52
DeeBo
That was the movie where I burped. I burped at the right time at Chris.
00:40:56
dickvanmeat
although two Wait, 2 is the one with the nun, right?
00:40:58
Steve-O
Two is the none one, yeah.
00:40:59
dickvanmeat
that's one i
00:40:59
SuperDong
Yes.
00:41:00
DeeBo
Yeah, I think so.
00:41:00
dickvanmeat
That's the only good part of
00:41:01
SuperDong
Well. Well, hold on.
00:41:03
DeeBo
but
00:41:03
SuperDong
hold but Pump the brakes here.
00:41:04
DeeBo
Tuesday's good.
00:41:05
SuperDong
Pump the brakes. There is a wonderful, wonderful scene in 2 where they are talking to the entity that is in the little girl. But the whole scene is she is in the for if she's in the background out of focus.
00:41:20
SuperDong
But you hear her and see her talking like an old man. Terrifying.
00:41:24
Steve-O
um a
00:41:25
SuperDong
That was really fucking good.
00:41:25
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
00:41:26
SuperDong
The rest of that movie you can throw in the garbage and light it on 5.
00:41:29
dickvanmeat
that Yeah, that and the nun part are good.
00:41:31
Steve-O
which movie was the one that had the little cameo from James Wan directing and it was like the best part of that movie that might have been one of the Annabelle movies too yeah
00:41:38
DeeBo
Oh, shoot.
00:41:39
SuperDong
i mean
00:41:39
dickvanmeat
I didn't see three. three
00:41:42
DeeBo
It might have been one of the antebellum.
00:41:42
SuperDong
I've never seen any of the Annabelle movie.
00:41:43
dickvanmeat
Oh yeah, i I watched the first Annabelle movie and it sucked and then everybody says that the second one's really good. so
00:41:51
SuperDong
I haven't seen The Nun.
00:41:51
DeeBo
That's actually true.
00:41:53
Steve-O
yeah I haven't seen them none either
00:41:53
dickvanmeat
Right? The second one i heard second what I heard is good but I only saw the first one and it was...
00:41:54
SuperDong
Or any of the Annabelle.
00:41:54
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:41:57
DeeBo
So my issue...
00:41:58
dickvanmeat
it was It was the butt cheeks, Chris.
00:42:00
DeeBo
oh
00:42:01
dickvanmeat
Butt cheeks. The nun, the movie?
00:42:04
DeeBo
Yes.
00:42:04
dickvanmeat
Butt cheeks.
00:42:05
DeeBo
So my issue...
00:42:05
SuperDong
Yeah, that was much.
00:42:05
dickvanmeat
That movie is ass.
00:42:05
Steve-O
machi long
00:42:07
SuperDong
Yeah.
00:42:07
DeeBo
My issue with The Conjuring the Last Rites is it's by the guy that did The Curse of La Llorona, The Conjuring the Devil Made Me Do It, and The Nun 2. None of which I heard good things about or enjoyed.
00:42:19
SuperDong
My Lerona.
00:42:20
dickvanmeat
Oh, they made a second nun?
00:42:21
Steve-O
Wait, speaking about actual Annabelle news, wait, who actually now owns the Annabelle doll?
00:42:22
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:42:27
DeeBo
Oh, that comedian, Matt Reif.
00:42:28
SuperDong
Matt Reif.
00:42:29
Steve-O
Matt Reif.
00:42:30
dickvanmeat
He's done.
00:42:30
Steve-O
And this is immediately after the Annabelle doll has killed yeah ah paranormal investigator.
00:42:31
dickvanmeat
It's over, dude.
00:42:34
dickvanmeat
Killed somebody, yeah.
00:42:36
DeeBo
No, I'm not going to lie.
00:42:36
dickvanmeat
Well, to be fair, that dude fucking...
00:42:37
DeeBo
I respect him more.
00:42:38
dickvanmeat
oh He opened the fucking holy glass and took her out, and so
00:42:41
SuperDong
I'm okay with them.
00:42:42
DeeBo
Did he? Oh.
00:42:42
SuperDong
I'm okay with it killing Matt Reif. That guy sucks. He's a terrible comedian.
00:42:48
DeeBo
Yeah, he's not the greatest.
00:42:48
SuperDong
He deserves...
00:42:50
DeeBo
he started
00:42:50
SuperDong
He's awful.
00:42:51
DeeBo
He started a trend of which I still don't know how I feel about, which is just crowd work. But, you know, whatever, I suppose.
00:42:58
SuperDong
Weak. Weak. Cheap. No talent.
00:43:01
DeeBo
okay
00:43:01
SuperDong
Hope the Annabelle doll kills him.
00:43:02
DeeBo
He's really strong.
00:43:03
dickvanmeat
Thank you.
00:43:03
DeeBo
Shut up.
00:43:04
Steve-O
That's the thing. The stronger the comedian, the more likely they are to survive Annabelle.
00:43:08
SuperDong
Yeah, he can make jokes.
00:43:09
DeeBo
You know, I'm not going i
00:43:11
SuperDong
Get that Annabelle doll laughing.
00:43:13
DeeBo
lie.
00:43:14
SuperDong
You'll be in okay.
00:43:14
DeeBo
I kind of wish, just for the comedy of it all, if Joe Rogan had the Annabelle doll.
00:43:15
SuperDong
Okay.
00:43:20
Steve-O
Jogan.
00:43:20
DeeBo
just So he's just like dealing with it.
00:43:22
SuperDong
How many grills you think could beat this doll up?
00:43:24
DeeBo
He just tries to keep podcasting with it. So what do you say you went to the dark side? We did. We saw. Yeah. Yeah, we see.
00:43:32
SuperDong
Hey, Devin, we saw we saw a movie together. We had a little Devin
00:43:36
DeeBo
yeah
00:43:37
dickvanmeat
Stubs, they stop scrubs schlubs.
00:43:38
DeeBo
yeah we don't
00:43:38
SuperDong
yeah yeah date.
00:43:39
Steve-O
ah car
00:43:39
SuperDong
He did. Devin, would you like to recall what we're called now that we're in group together in our Stubbs VIP membership?
00:43:46
DeeBo
Oh my God.
00:43:49
SuperDong
What is it called, Devin?
00:43:50
DeeBo
ah Oh, uh, the entourage.
00:43:53
SuperDong
We're in an entourage, guys.
00:43:54
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:43:55
dickvanmeat
ah
00:43:55
Steve-O
Oh, I thought cock flock.
00:43:55
DeeBo
Guys, guys.
00:43:56
dickvanmeat
Oh, wow.
00:43:58
SuperDong
you you You make jokes.
00:43:59
DeeBo
No, no guys, guys get this. Guys get this. When I buy a ticket, it says, do you want to purchase one with your entourage member? Chris Colenning.
00:44:08
Steve-O
Wow. He really says that?
00:44:09
DeeBo
It really says that.
00:44:09
Steve-O
Damn.
00:44:10
dickvanmeat
Damn, i need to I need to get this now.
00:44:11
DeeBo
And then dude got getting the entourage, baby.
00:44:12
dickvanmeat
I need to get stubs now. Wait, this is the
00:44:15
SuperDong
We're so money, you don't even know it.
00:44:17
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:44:17
dickvanmeat
hey
00:44:18
DeeBo
And in the you know what's great is I walked in um little fashionably late as per. I walk in just as the stub commercials is playing and Chris is just waving by himself.
00:44:28
Steve-O
Woo.
00:44:30
DeeBo
maybe yeah I wasn't in there.
00:44:31
SuperDong
Yeah, i was congratulating myself.
00:44:33
DeeBo
he was just And I was like, how's it feel? And he said, honestly, pretty great.
00:44:36
Steve-O
Devin was like, that's my boy.
00:44:38
dickvanmeat
How does it feel being of an investor, Chris?
00:44:40
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:44:40
dickvanmeat
An investor in...
00:44:42
SuperDong
We would just like to thank you, investors.
00:44:42
dickvanmeat
movies... make movies better. You make movies better. You make movies better.
00:44:45
SuperDong
You make movies better. Thanks. And Nicole Kim and thank me after the movie.
00:44:50
Steve-O
Thank you, Christopher Galante.
00:44:50
DeeBo
oh
00:44:51
SuperDong
In a different way.
00:44:53
Steve-O
Oh.
00:44:53
SuperDong
VIP, baby!
00:44:55
DeeBo
That's the same lady who does the Sydney Sweeney impression. Hey.
00:44:58
SuperDong
yeah ah
00:44:59
Steve-O
No, they're very different.
00:44:59
DeeBo
Hey.
00:45:00
Steve-O
They're very different.
00:45:01
SuperDong
hi
00:45:01
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:45:01
DeeBo
hi
00:45:02
SuperDong
I'm so glad you saw our movie.
00:45:03
Steve-O
her
00:45:03
DeeBo
I'm so glad you stopped
00:45:04
Steve-O
I have good genes. My genes are so good.
00:45:07
DeeBo
I have... i have done Never mind. I'm not going to go there. Anyway, ah we watched The Naked Gun. I looked at Chris as the movie started. I pulled an old Steve-O. This was an old Steve-O movie.
00:45:20
DeeBo
I said, Chris, if I don't laugh 16 times, I'm going fucking break your jaw.
00:45:24
Steve-O
That is a Steve-O.
00:45:25
DeeBo
His jaw is completely fine. I am happy to report.
00:45:27
SuperDong
Retained. We giggled our asses off watching this.
00:45:30
Steve-O
Is it officially a hoot?
00:45:32
DeeBo
It is.
00:45:32
SuperDong
It's a hoot. It's a hoot.
00:45:34
DeeBo
It is a goddamn hoot. Did pretty well.
00:45:36
SuperDong
Can I give you a line, Steve? Can I give you can i give you a line from the name again?
00:45:38
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:45:39
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, please do, please do.
00:45:41
SuperDong
She had a bottom so nice, the the bowl wishes for the brown.
00:45:47
dickvanmeat
oh
00:45:48
Steve-O
Oh my, oh my.
00:45:50
DeeBo
Uh, here's another line that made me chortle. Uh, he said, what are you going to do? You can't fight city hall. He said, course not. It's a building.
00:45:59
SuperDong
It's a building, guys.
00:46:00
Steve-O
Classic.
00:46:00
dickvanmeat
Wait, hold on.
00:46:01
DeeBo
what?
00:46:02
dickvanmeat
timeout Time out, time out. Was there a line or a part better or funnier than one part in the Naked God, the original, where he's looking at the microscope and he says he can't see anything and goes, use your open eyes.
00:46:13
SuperDong
I need your open eye!
00:46:16
Steve-O
but
00:46:16
dickvanmeat
And he looks solid.
00:46:18
SuperDong
Yes!
00:46:19
dickvanmeat
That shit.
00:46:19
SuperDong
Yes! Yes!
00:46:21
dickvanmeat
That shit is hilarious, dude. Is there anything funnier than that in this new one?
00:46:25
SuperDong
ah All right. Well, hold on.
00:46:26
dickvanmeat
Because that shit makes me that shit makes me die every time I watch it.
00:46:27
SuperDong
Hold on. there There's something in there. It's very funny, and it's very much something that we we love as a group.
00:46:39
DeeBo
it's for us yeah it felt like it was for us
00:46:40
SuperDong
It's definitely for us...
00:46:42
dickvanmeat
Okay.
00:46:42
SuperDong
I kind of don't want to spoil the whole monologue.
00:46:44
Steve-O
Yeah, no spoilers.
00:46:46
dickvanmeat
Okay, yeah, because I am going to watch it.
00:46:46
DeeBo
yeah yeah
00:46:46
SuperDong
You're going
00:46:47
Steve-O
and
00:46:48
dickvanmeat
Sam doesn't want to watch it, so we're going to watch it at some point.
00:46:51
SuperDong
to lose it at that scene.
00:46:52
DeeBo
Yeah. and And I will say i was pleasantly pleased to read that the director was like, the director said, this is my favorite joke in the movie and I refuse to cut it.
00:46:57
dickvanmeat
Use your open Okay.
00:47:03
SuperDong
Yeah, dude. It's the best fucking joke.
00:47:05
dickvanmeat
okay
00:47:06
SuperDong
Oh my god.
00:47:06
DeeBo
It's the best joke. There's also another wonderful, just like kind of off the wall sequence with a snowman, which was like, Jesus Christ.
00:47:13
SuperDong
Yeah, that's really good.
00:47:14
DeeBo
But the thing about this movie that I just, I i was told Chris, i was like, I haven't had this in a while, but It is just nonstop jokes.
00:47:25
SuperDong
yeah.
00:47:25
DeeBo
It's like every other second they're firing one off and they're all pretty solid.
00:47:25
SuperDong
Yeah,
00:47:30
DeeBo
Like, it's not like,
00:47:30
SuperDong
yeah I'd say about 80, 80, 85% land pretty well.
00:47:34
DeeBo
yeah, you know, but it is, it literally is just like, boom, boom, boom, boom. boom boom Next scene. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Next scene.
00:47:40
SuperDong
there There is one thing I was a little upset, a little upset that they didn't do. And I think that it's like a mainstay in Naked Gun movies is that I wanted to see Frank Drebin take his clothes off and he's fucking shredded.
00:47:48
DeeBo
Okay. Okay.
00:47:54
Steve-O
Mmm, classic.
00:47:54
DeeBo
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:54
SuperDong
You know, like that's like the one thing like I always think about because it's so funny in those movies.
00:47:55
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
00:48:02
SuperDong
um That's it, really. That's the only thing I was thinking of, like. They did all of like the Austin Powers ish sexual innuendo jokes like they had a few of those um that were kind of newish.
00:48:16
SuperDong
But yeah, I think I think ah I think the original is better still like.
00:48:18
DeeBo
ah wait I don't like this.
00:48:23
SuperDong
There's that one scene where the guy, he's meeting up with that guy in the meatpacking plant, the original. And he's like, are you Frank Drebin? He's like, yes, police squad. And he's like, got her a message.
00:48:34
SuperDong
And he's just shooting the gun as he's saying, I got a message for it And he's like, I can't hear you too well.
00:48:38
Steve-O
Oh, I love this. Wow, no
00:48:41
SuperDong
Stop shooting the gun when you're talking. You know, like that shit always.
00:48:43
Steve-O
okay.
00:48:46
SuperDong
Yeah. Like that. I felt like that first movie was a little longer too. Like this was really short, really short.
00:48:53
DeeBo
Yeah, it was like 85 minutes.
00:48:55
Steve-O
wow okay
00:48:56
SuperDong
um
00:48:57
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:48:58
SuperDong
And I think, you know, for a movie like this, I think that works better. Like it shouldn't be longer than, you know, 90 minutes to maybe an hour and a half, hour 45 the most.
00:49:10
SuperDong
um Yeah. I think everything just about landed. I think Liam Neeson was wonderfully casted.
00:49:16
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:49:17
SuperDong
um I think he's perfect for the role. I really do. And but the Chili Dogs thing, that whole bit, that's definitely a Frank Trebin from the original thing, but it was very funny.
00:49:29
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:49:34
SuperDong
oh Yeah, there's, it's, I personally, I'm i'm a huge Hot Rod and Popstar fan. The other two movies that ah Akiva directed.
00:49:43
DeeBo
He also did ah the, not the Chipmunks, Rescue Rangers.
00:49:48
Steve-O
Oh, okay
00:49:49
SuperDong
Oh, I didn't know that.
00:49:49
DeeBo
New one. I'm pretty sure.
00:49:51
SuperDong
I didn't see that.
00:49:51
DeeBo
I a liar? Let me see. But,
00:49:54
SuperDong
I love High High Rod's hilarious. like that meant That movie is really fucking funny. ah Bill Hader and Danny McBride, they're both so goddamn funny in that. And Popstar is great.
00:50:06
SuperDong
That was really underrated when it came out.
00:50:07
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:50:10
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:50:10
SuperDong
and yeah like Every song in Popstar is funny.
00:50:12
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
00:50:15
SuperDong
That Humble song where he's like, I feel like Dikembe Mutombo taking a stumble in a big pot of gumbo. Like that shit. On point. Like very funny lines.
00:50:27
SuperDong
And this movie was just as clever. i really i really liked it quite a bit.
00:50:33
DeeBo
Yeah, he yeah he did do Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers, so that movie rules. I love that movie.
00:50:41
SuperDong
I'm just so excited for you guys to get to that joke because it's so fucking funny, dude.
00:50:44
Steve-O
I can't wait.
00:50:44
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:50:45
Steve-O
Like it's ah so refreshing to just have like a pure comedy out again.
00:50:47
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:50:50
dickvanmeat
Yeah, for sure.
00:50:51
DeeBo
yeah And it did, ah it didn't do.
00:50:52
dickvanmeat
and it's not it's not just us laughing at Bo is afraid.
00:50:54
SuperDong
Yeah, well.
00:50:55
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:50:55
dickvanmeat
It's just an actual comedy.
00:50:55
DeeBo
Yeah. Well, I mean, that's kind of what Chris said. It was like, yeah, it's like nice to see a movie that wasn't just like a movie, but also had funny parts.
00:50:58
SuperDong
That was funny.
00:51:03
DeeBo
Like, you know, like a Marvel movie.
00:51:03
SuperDong
Yeah, this is just a little straight up comedy.
00:51:04
DeeBo
It's like, oh there's, Straight up, just like no bones. but Like kind of to the point where I had to like kind of keep like readjusting my expectations. I was like waiting for a plot to happen.
00:51:15
SuperDong
Oh, God, no.
00:51:16
DeeBo
You know what I mean? Like a little bit.
00:51:17
SuperDong
Yeah.
00:51:17
DeeBo
And i was like, what am I doing? It's just like this is.
00:51:19
SuperDong
Well, like the opening scene where they're stealing a thing that says literally says plot device on it.
00:51:24
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:51:24
SuperDong
like
00:51:25
DeeBo
That's the first laugh I got.
00:51:26
SuperDong
Yeah.
00:51:26
DeeBo
was like, we're and we're in a good spot now.
00:51:28
SuperDong
Right. It's fine. It's a good satire.
00:51:31
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
00:51:32
SuperDong
And it's really great they got Liam Neeson, especially with all the Taken movies. like He's just perfect casting.
00:51:38
DeeBo
Dude, I will say, man, that man that man moves like he's like in his 70s now. was like, they should stop making him punch things.
00:51:41
SuperDong
He sure does.
00:51:42
Steve-O
um the
00:51:44
DeeBo
He just looks like he's going to break.
00:51:47
Steve-O
You remember in that one Taken movie where it has like 30 cuts to get him to climb the fence?
00:51:50
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:51:51
SuperDong
Oh my god. Yeah, Taken 2.
00:51:53
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:51:54
SuperDong
remember that.
00:51:54
Steve-O
a
00:51:55
DeeBo
so Unnecessary. But like, yeah, it's funny too. He's like 11 years older than, oh my God.
00:52:03
SuperDong
Pamela Anderson?
00:52:04
DeeBo
No, no, no. Like the first...
00:52:06
SuperDong
Oh, Leslie Nielsen?
00:52:07
Steve-O
Oh, Leslie Nielsen.
00:52:07
DeeBo
Yeah, he's like 11 years older than Leslie Nielsen was in the first Naked Gun.
00:52:14
SuperDong
Oh, another...
00:52:15
DeeBo
And Leslie Nielsen has always looked like he was 75.
00:52:17
Steve-O
Yes, that is true.
00:52:18
SuperDong
Dude, I just remembered the other, the scene that always gets me laughing in the first one where he he gets out of his car, but his airbag explodes and it puts the car in drive and it's driving down the street and then it catches fire and he's literally walking into the police department and they're like, oh my God, somebody's driving into the police department and he's like, police, stop!
00:52:42
SuperDong
And he just starts shooting his own car That's hurling towards the police station. And they're like, did anybody get the license plate? like Shit like that definitely exists in this. And it's very funny.
00:52:58
SuperDong
I really enjoyed watching this. I hope there are more movies like this in the future. This is a good set, baby.
00:53:05
DeeBo
Yeah, I'd say that for
00:53:05
Steve-O
Hell yeah. Good sit.
00:53:07
SuperDong
Mm-hmm.
00:53:08
dickvanmeat
Wait, that I get a confused. Is Goodsit better? Is it between Falk and Mary? Is that what Goodsit is?
00:53:12
DeeBo
sure. So let's let's get let's get it official.
00:53:15
dickvanmeat
Yeah, let's iron it out now.
00:53:15
DeeBo
It's Hill is the bottom. Fuck, good sit, marry.
00:53:22
SuperDong
Yeah, yeah. That's what I always thought too.
00:53:22
dickvanmeat
Okay, so fuck is under good suit. Okay.
00:53:25
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:53:25
SuperDong
Definitely. Good sit is you're going great time. It's not like the best thing in the world, but you're going to enjoy yourself.
00:53:31
dickvanmeat
Yeah, I guess it's good to have something between fuck and Mary, I guess.
00:53:36
SuperDong
Yeah.
00:53:36
dickvanmeat
Because Mary mary' is like you really dialed in, you know?
00:53:40
SuperDong
I think, you know, there's a lot of good sits out there, but there's a few Marys, right? That's how it should work.
00:53:45
dickvanmeat
Yeah, so if Bo's afraid, that if Bo's afraid is ah is a fuck.
00:53:49
SuperDong
Actually, I think I said that was a good sit.
00:53:52
DeeBo
Bo is afraid not a goodstead mit and bar good sit,
00:53:52
Steve-O
o
00:53:53
dickvanmeat
Does that mean Eddington is a Mary?
00:53:55
SuperDong
No, Eddington wasn't there. I said it was. Yeah.
00:53:57
dickvanmeat
Yeah, I thought it was a Mary.
00:53:59
SuperDong
Definitely.
00:54:00
dickvanmeat
And Hereditary is a kill?
00:54:02
SuperDong
Yeah, it's movie fucking sticks.
00:54:03
Steve-O
Oh, no, what? What? i
00:54:05
SuperDong
Movie fucking sticks.
00:54:05
dickvanmeat
Wait, wait, wait. What's Midsommar's a Mary, too?
00:54:06
SuperDong
Pay them all. Piss on my grave.
00:54:10
SuperDong
Yeah.
00:54:10
Steve-O
Mitzumar's a Mary too, absolutely.
00:54:11
dickvanmeat
Alright, so that's...
00:54:11
SuperDong
Hereditary, Midsommar, Eddington.
00:54:12
dickvanmeat
that So Ari Aster is pretty much three Marys?
00:54:14
SuperDong
All them.
00:54:20
dickvanmeat
A fuck and a good sit? Door to door, do you give Bo's afraid a kill?
00:54:24
SuperDong
I haven't seen
00:54:27
SuperDong
No, BuzzFraid's good sit.
00:54:29
DeeBo
Thank you.
00:54:29
dickvanmeat
Alright, do the Eggers movies now. I want to see something, Chris.
00:54:32
SuperDong
Oh, really?
00:54:33
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
00:54:34
SuperDong
Okay. Witch is a marry. ah Lighthouse is a...
00:54:39
dickvanmeat
That's a Mary for me. Lighthouse is a Mary for me.
00:54:41
SuperDong
Lighthouse is a fuck for me. ah Nosferatu is a marry. Northman is a good sit.
00:54:49
dickvanmeat
Okay.
00:54:50
SuperDong
Is that everyone? Is that all
00:54:52
dickvanmeat
Is that it? I think that's all of Eggers.
00:54:54
SuperDong
Yeah.
00:54:56
dickvanmeat
Okay. So they're pretty much... Yeah, the these guys are...
00:54:59
Steve-O
They're neck and neck.
00:55:00
dickvanmeat
They're neck and neck.
00:55:01
Steve-O
Equals. Yeah.
00:55:02
SuperDong
I think so.
00:55:02
dickvanmeat
That's the gen the new that's the the the next generation. This generation...
00:55:06
SuperDong
i am, though, i do think Ari's got a little bit... He's a little bit more... it's got more variety in his movies. Does that make sense?
00:55:15
dickvanmeat
Yeah. What is it? What did Edgar say? he He would fucking kill himself if there was a cell phone in his movies, in any of his movies.
00:55:21
DeeBo
yeah Please do something else.
00:55:21
SuperDong
A bit. I feel like after Werewolf, I'm going to be like, you got to do something else that's not...
00:55:26
dickvanmeat
you gotta do it You gotta do a space you gotta do space movie.
00:55:27
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:55:27
SuperDong
Period.
00:55:29
dickvanmeat
You gotta do space movie now.
00:55:29
Steve-O
You got to do space.
00:55:29
SuperDong
Something...
00:55:31
dickvanmeat
You gotta do space now.
00:55:32
DeeBo
I will say, ah based solely on a 30 second clip and with zero context,
00:55:32
dickvanmeat
Sorry, dude.
00:55:42
DeeBo
the, oh my god, I'm already blanking on this whole fucking bit.
00:55:44
SuperDong
Oh, Jesus, Devin.
00:55:46
SuperDong
You are getting old.
00:55:46
DeeBo
I'm sorry.
00:55:46
dickvanmeat
Oh my god.
00:55:47
DeeBo
<unk> We're done. We're done.
00:55:48
SuperDong
hear
00:55:48
dickvanmeat
You're cooked.
00:55:49
Steve-O
He's out.
00:55:49
dickvanmeat
You're cooked, bro.
00:55:49
Steve-O
He's out.
00:55:50
DeeBo
We're done.
00:55:50
Steve-O
He's calling it.
00:55:50
dickvanmeat
You're cooked.
00:55:51
Steve-O
He's calling it.
00:55:51
DeeBo
We're done.
00:55:52
SuperDong
go get Go get your back medicine, Uncle Devin.
00:55:52
DeeBo
No, ah no, no, the director of The Witch.
00:55:52
dickvanmeat
Time of death. Time of death. 10.32pm.
00:55:56
DeeBo
The director of The Witch.
00:55:57
SuperDong
eight Eggers?
00:55:58
DeeBo
You see that clip?
00:55:58
dickvanmeat
but Robert Eggers.
00:55:58
Steve-O
Edgar's...
00:55:59
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
00:55:59
dickvanmeat
We were literally just said that three seconds ago.
00:56:01
DeeBo
and know I know, kept wanting to call him Ari Aster.
00:56:01
dickvanmeat
Oh
00:56:02
DeeBo
I was like, that's not him. um No, did you see the clip where he's like being a pretty bad director?
00:56:05
dickvanmeat
my god.
00:56:08
dickvanmeat
Devin, do you smell metal? Do you smell metal right now?
00:56:11
DeeBo
yeah
00:56:11
Steve-O
What he's being a pretty bad director?
00:56:12
DeeBo
He's being a pretty bad director with his kids.
00:56:12
SuperDong
Oh. With the kid.
00:56:14
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:56:14
SuperDong
Yeah.
00:56:15
DeeBo
It's like, you're not doing it right.
00:56:15
SuperDong
I did watch that.
00:56:15
dickvanmeat
Oh, yeah.
00:56:18
DeeBo
He's like, act like a normal person. It's like, can't tell...
00:56:20
SuperDong
Act like a normal boy. You need to act like a normal boy.
00:56:22
DeeBo
You can't act.
00:56:22
Steve-O
You being a normal boy.
00:56:22
DeeBo
Yeah. You can't tell like a four year old to do that.
00:56:24
dickvanmeat
I mean, he's no Spielberg when it comes to directing kids, Devin.
00:56:27
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:56:29
dickvanmeat
ah Do you think Ari Aster's better at directing kids than... He seems...
00:56:33
DeeBo
I don't know. The only kid he directed, right.
00:56:35
dickvanmeat
Ari Aster doesn't seem like a fucking weirdo, though, in his interviews.
00:56:35
DeeBo
Got their head fucking blast. Yeah.
00:56:41
dickvanmeat
He seems like a normal person. I think that makes it a little scarier.
00:56:45
Steve-O
oh
00:56:45
dickvanmeat
that he seems like, you know what i mean?
00:56:46
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:56:47
dickvanmeat
Like, he seems like a personable guy, whereas Eggers looks like a fucking sicko that dreams about violence all the time. Like, he acts like he acts like a sociopath.
00:56:54
DeeBo
I agree. I agree with that.
00:56:57
dickvanmeat
ah Whereas Ari Aster is like...
00:56:58
DeeBo
yeah
00:56:59
Steve-O
That's that Junji Ito effect. Normal guy, absolute freak.
00:57:01
SuperDong
Ah.
00:57:01
dickvanmeat
Yeah, Ari Aster is like...
00:57:04
SuperDong
There you go, dog.
00:57:04
dickvanmeat
Like, i would be and I would be intimidated sitting down with with Robert Eggers, because I would feel like he'd be judging me whole time, but I feel like Ari Aster...
00:57:11
Steve-O
Being normal, John.
00:57:13
dickvanmeat
you could have ah You could have a conversation with Ari Aster, I think, about everything.
00:57:15
Steve-O
You could have a beer with Ari Aster.
00:57:18
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
00:57:18
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:57:19
SuperDong
I like that Robert, is Robert Eason?
00:57:19
dickvanmeat
Seems like it.
00:57:21
SuperDong
The guy who's like, you need to pretend like it's the best thing you've ever eaten.
00:57:26
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:57:26
SuperDong
You need to eat it.
00:57:26
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
00:57:28
DeeBo
if You want to for pretend?
00:57:28
SuperDong
Great.
00:57:29
dickvanmeat
Galactus?
00:57:29
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:57:29
SuperDong
Yeah.
00:57:30
DeeBo
Because you're good actor, aren't you?
00:57:30
dickvanmeat
Yeah, that guy came in and he was ah he was a complete fucking god at at directing the kid.
00:57:33
SuperDong
You need to pretend that it's the best thing you've ever eaten.
00:57:37
dickvanmeat
Whereas Eggers is just like, do it again! Do harder! Do harder!
00:57:39
DeeBo
Go again. Stop being weird.
00:57:42
Steve-O
I'm being weird.
00:57:43
dickvanmeat
so Stop thinking about cell phones. I hate them.
00:57:46
Steve-O
Are you thinking about South Cones right now?
00:57:46
SuperDong
I've been having a good streak.
00:57:46
dickvanmeat
And car. Stop thinking about driving cars and and using cell phones. I hate technology.
00:57:53
SuperDong
I'm lucky, guys.
00:57:53
dickvanmeat
I can't stand it.
00:57:53
SuperDong
I've been having a good streak at the movies.
00:57:55
DeeBo
Yeah. I will say I did want to I still want to see a together.
00:57:56
SuperDong
I'm happy.
00:57:59
dickvanmeat
What's the best movie of July, guys?
00:58:01
SuperDong
Wait, Together came out?
00:58:02
DeeBo
Yeah, it came out the same weekend as.
00:58:03
SuperDong
What the fuck am I doing right now?
00:58:05
DeeBo
Hey, hey, Chris, good thing you got ah and ze fuck it naillist buddy a buddy.
00:58:08
dickvanmeat
Good thing you got Stoobes.
00:58:08
Steve-O
Oh, you're in the entourage.
00:58:10
DeeBo
Yeah, good thing you're on the Entourage now, baby.
00:58:13
SuperDong
um'm not Turtle.
00:58:15
Steve-O
You say that like you're Turtle.
00:58:16
DeeBo
no no, the last one who joins the Entourage is Turtle, so we're good.
00:58:17
SuperDong
No, I'm not, damn it!
00:58:20
SuperDong
Yeah, the last one in the group.
00:58:21
Steve-O
Calling not Turtle is a Turtle move.
00:58:23
SuperDong
The last person who joins me, I'll try this as Turtle.
00:58:24
dickvanmeat
Yo, you can go... Dude, AMC, Deptford, it didn't start yet.
00:58:26
SuperDong
an all
00:58:27
dickvanmeat
You can go right now, Chris, to go get it together. They got a 10.30 showing right now.
00:58:34
SuperDong
Good night, everyone.
00:58:34
dickvanmeat
They got seats.
00:58:34
DeeBo
Yeah, no, together...
00:58:34
Steve-O
Chris is like, I gotta go
00:58:36
DeeBo
Yeah, because... Because I'm pretty sure...
00:58:38
Steve-O
go.
00:58:39
DeeBo
Hold on, hold on. Don't make me a liar.
00:58:42
Steve-O
Yeah, tell me more, Anka.
00:58:43
DeeBo
ah
00:58:44
SuperDong
Don't you call him that.
00:58:44
dickvanmeat
Is there hog in this movie, Devin? Do you know?
00:58:46
DeeBo
Oh, no, that's the next week. Fuck.
00:58:48
SuperDong
That's what they call Shannon Sharp.
00:58:48
dickvanmeat
cause ah Because Eddington eddington had hog.
00:58:49
DeeBo
No, no. don't think there's hog.
00:58:52
dickvanmeat
So there's no hogging together.
00:58:54
DeeBo
Weapons comes out this week.
00:58:55
dickvanmeat
Hog, hog ever.
00:58:57
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:58:58
dickvanmeat
Sorry.
00:58:59
DeeBo
Yeah, so so Weapons comes out this week.
00:58:59
dickvanmeat
Had to.
00:59:01
dickvanmeat
That's yeah, that's next.
00:59:02
Steve-O
oh
00:59:03
dickvanmeat
It's Friday weapons.
00:59:04
DeeBo
That's coming up.
00:59:04
SuperDong
Oh,
00:59:05
DeeBo
Yeah. ah Best movie of July.
00:59:08
SuperDong
what
00:59:09
DeeBo
I'm going say heads of state with Idris Elba and Johnson.
00:59:10
dickvanmeat
Yeah. What's your what's your what's your July movie?
00:59:14
SuperDong
Good pick.
00:59:15
Steve-O
Yeah, very good.
00:59:16
DeeBo
ah
00:59:16
Steve-O
Very good pig. Very good.
00:59:17
DeeBo
ah Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. I guess it's really between Superman and Eddington.
00:59:21
dickvanmeat
Superman and e Eddington, I know.
00:59:23
DeeBo
And I would say I like Superman better.
00:59:26
SuperDong
yeah Yeah, I like Superman. It made me feel good.
00:59:27
DeeBo
I saw that one twice.
00:59:29
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:59:29
dickvanmeat
Chris, do you think, do you do you feel the same as me? Do you think watching Eddington ruined, not ruined, but tarnished your experience of watching Fantastic Four?
00:59:42
dickvanmeat
Okay.
00:59:42
SuperDong
No, no, no, no, no.
00:59:42
dickvanmeat
I mean, I did see it a couple days after,
00:59:44
SuperDong
I'll tell you what tarnished my experience with Fantastic Four.
00:59:45
dickvanmeat
so
00:59:47
SuperDong
Fantastic Four.
00:59:47
dickvanmeat
Fantastic Four.
00:59:48
Steve-O
o
00:59:49
dickvanmeat
Damn, bro.
00:59:49
DeeBo
That drink, ah that soda you had.
00:59:51
dickvanmeat
Dunk on him.
00:59:51
Steve-O
do Do you think if we had seen Eddington right before Superman, it would have tarnished Superman?
00:59:52
SuperDong
yeah
00:59:57
SuperDong
Dude, that's a we were talking about that.
00:59:58
dickvanmeat
I think, no. No, I don't think so.
00:59:59
SuperDong
We were talking about that.
01:00:00
dickvanmeat
I think super i think Superman, no, I think Superman is, yeah, it's enough.
01:00:02
SuperDong
It would have cheered us up.
01:00:04
dickvanmeat
Like, I think it's good enough to take it, to break a side of the funk, I think.
01:00:08
SuperDong
I wouldn't want to see Superman Ben Eddington. I'd rather do it the other way around.
01:00:11
Steve-O
Okay.
01:00:12
SuperDong
Because, like, it's such a downer.
01:00:13
dickvanmeat
Yeah, right out right after the other.
01:00:14
Steve-O
yeah like I was so hopeful. Let's see what the world's like after Superman's made everything good. and it's just Eddington.
01:00:20
dickvanmeat
I mean, Steve, we went on a generational run there because we had Superman and then Donkey Kong came out a week after.
01:00:20
SuperDong
It was...
01:00:28
Steve-O
We were, yeah, we were in an incredible.
01:00:29
dickvanmeat
That's a pretty pretty good run right there of of happy shit, of happy things.
01:00:31
SuperDong
Sitting in the catbird seat.
01:00:33
Steve-O
Honestly, know what? That'd be kind of fun one day to sit down and like see what pieces of like movies, games, shows, and like everything else, like comics, like kind of came out around the same time.
01:00:36
dickvanmeat
And then Eddington...
01:00:44
Steve-O
And like, we pick the best like month of something.
01:00:48
dickvanmeat
Oh, yeah.
01:00:48
Steve-O
That'd be kind of sick to do at some point in the future.
01:00:51
SuperDong
July was pretty great because then we got we had absolute Batman and Wonder Woman coming out with new issues. There was like a lot of stuff for me too that I would.
01:00:58
Steve-O
Like, yeah, comics are back.
01:01:00
SuperDong
Mm hmm. I'm really getting into those.
01:01:03
dickvanmeat
i mean I mean, that's what they're saying. They're saying people are like going to comic stores asking for Superman shit. And it's like, that's really like...
01:01:10
SuperDong
It's rad as shit.
01:01:11
dickvanmeat
That's the win that the Snyder Cut people like aren't acknowledging at all.
01:01:16
Steve-O
People like Superman again, or for the first time, even.
01:01:18
dickvanmeat
like pete i don't I don't think people... i mean, i didn't I didn't hear about or feel like one of the people...
01:01:21
SuperDong
Yeah.
01:01:26
dickvanmeat
like i wasn't people weren't i don't I feel like people weren't going to comic book stores looking for Superman buying All-Star Superman after Man Steel came out. That's just me, though.
01:01:34
Steve-O
no they were buying and ran ah books and stuff like that because they're a bunch of freaks. um
01:01:42
DeeBo
I agree. I agree with those
01:01:44
Steve-O
um But yeah, I think um as of right now, July 2025 might be the best month of the year so far. I know we're in August right now,
01:01:54
dickvanmeat
but again Yeah, what came what else came out this year?
01:01:57
DeeBo
ah
01:01:58
dickvanmeat
What came out the same month Sinners came out?
01:01:58
DeeBo
prequels.
01:02:00
Steve-O
I don't have my phone right. That was in February, right?
01:02:04
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:02:04
Steve-O
um So I think Thunderbolts came out that month too.
01:02:08
DeeBo
Thunderbolts came out.
01:02:08
dickvanmeat
oh
01:02:09
Steve-O
Yeah, I know, I know.
01:02:09
dickvanmeat
da
01:02:10
DeeBo
No, Thunderbolts came out in May.
01:02:11
dickvanmeat
Wait, wait, Chris, did you watch Thunderbolts, Chris? Chris, did you see Thunderbolts yet?
01:02:16
Steve-O
he's yeah He's peeing. He's peeing right now.
01:02:18
dickvanmeat
Because, you know, Stinn didn't like it either, like me, so I'm not i'm not completely alone.
01:02:19
DeeBo
Wow, way to out him, dude.
01:02:19
Steve-O
i'll answer I'll answer for him. yeah
01:02:27
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:02:27
Steve-O
oo that's the thing That's the thing, though.
01:02:27
dickvanmeat
and I'm not a Lex Luthor fucking generational hater of Marvel.
01:02:32
Steve-O
bin's Stin's been 50-50 this year.
01:02:34
DeeBo
i'd say the the best
01:02:35
Steve-O
His obscure take. Claire obscure take.
01:02:37
dickvanmeat
he did He did like he did like fan Fantastic Four, though. I talked to him about it.
01:02:41
DeeBo
I'd say the best movie I saw in May was Bring Her Back.
01:02:41
dickvanmeat
And you know...
01:02:45
DeeBo
That's probably
01:02:45
dickvanmeat
Devin, and you know what else he's reading right now? Which you should be reading.
01:02:49
DeeBo
but I know, I know.
01:02:50
dickvanmeat
You should be reading Woman of Tomorrow.
01:02:52
DeeBo
yeah Actually, can I tell you, i I literally went to read it last night and my tablet was at 1% and I was like, fuck!
01:02:52
dickvanmeat
It's really good.
01:02:53
Steve-O
Oh, is that the Superwoman comic?
01:02:55
dickvanmeat
Supergirl, yeah.
01:02:56
Steve-O
Supergirl.
01:02:59
dickvanmeat
Use your phone. Just be be a dude and use your phone.
01:03:00
DeeBo
Nah, dude, nah. I can't go with it.
01:03:02
dickvanmeat
Nah, bro, you can snipe.
01:03:03
DeeBo
I ain't poor. ain't poor, dude.
01:03:04
Steve-O
Nah, bro. You got to snipe.
01:03:05
DeeBo
What
01:03:07
Steve-O
Get you an Xtendo battery thing, man.
01:03:08
dickvanmeat
Yeah, that yeah
01:03:10
DeeBo
the f- No.
01:03:11
dickvanmeat
yeah what is wrong with you, dude?
01:03:11
DeeBo
it's it's a It's an old-eyed, it's just...
01:03:12
dickvanmeat
why don't you get it Why don't you get a fucking electrical outlet in your house that you can plug your shit in?
01:03:16
DeeBo
No, that's the thing. I had it. i just forgot to fucking charge it.
01:03:20
dickvanmeat
Wow.
01:03:21
DeeBo
I thought it had a full battery.
01:03:21
dickvanmeat
Wow.
01:03:23
Steve-O
Wow.
01:03:23
DeeBo
That tablet's weird, man.
01:03:24
SuperDong
Kevin, you don't got no holes? You don't got no holes in your house?
01:03:26
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:03:26
Steve-O
You ain't got your whole list?
01:03:28
DeeBo
Wait, Chris, did you see Thunderbolts?
01:03:30
SuperDong
I not watch Thunderbolts yet, no.
01:03:32
DeeBo
Wow. Your opinion about Fantastic Four is invalid.
01:03:33
dickvanmeat
Okay.
01:03:35
SuperDong
Yeah, I figured you'd say that.
01:03:35
Steve-O
Chris.
01:03:37
Steve-O
Chris, has ju is July the best month of this year so far with releases?
01:03:37
DeeBo
thank
01:03:38
SuperDong
It's
01:03:41
dickvanmeat
I mean it's the most it's so it's so recently just ended that I can't I mean it was definitely the the the month I was looking forward to the most this year i mean because let's look back at our um
01:03:42
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:03:45
SuperDong
gotta be, for me.
01:03:52
SuperDong
Same here.
01:03:52
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:03:54
Steve-O
Our Auntie Fannies, I think we all pick Superman or majority of us pick Superman.
01:03:58
dickvanmeat
nah but what was the other thing that we did the tattoo the get a tattoo thing what was that
01:04:00
Steve-O
Cocaine.
01:04:04
Steve-O
Oh!
01:04:04
DeeBo
Oh, man. Yes, Steve. You got to dust that off.
01:04:06
Steve-O
Holy shit!
01:04:07
dickvanmeat
Where's that?
01:04:07
DeeBo
Sorry.
01:04:08
dickvanmeat
Sorry, that was a deep cut in my fucking brain palace.
01:04:09
Steve-O
Dude.
01:04:10
SuperDong
Get him, get him, Jon.
01:04:12
dickvanmeat
i always I always break these out.
01:04:12
Steve-O
Legit.
01:04:12
SuperDong
I don't remember this.
01:04:14
Steve-O
That's legit.
01:04:14
dickvanmeat
i I always break these out.
01:04:16
Steve-O
The back tattoo list.
01:04:17
dickvanmeat
what What is it called? Yeah, where is that? Is it on?
01:04:19
Steve-O
Alright, I have this. I thought I shared it.
01:04:21
dickvanmeat
You have it
01:04:22
Steve-O
So right now the list is...
01:04:23
dickvanmeat
I thought you shared it too.
01:04:24
Steve-O
um ah Yeah, shared with three people. So right now, Chris chose for the back tattoo list for things to get back tattoos of.
01:04:28
dickvanmeat
ah yeah, see it. I see it.
01:04:33
Steve-O
Back tattoos of. ah back on to this GI Robot and Intergalactic the Heretic Prophet.
01:04:38
DeeBo
Okay.
01:04:40
SuperDong
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
01:04:42
Steve-O
ah John, you chose Superman, The Last of Us Season 2 and 3 and Stranger Things Season 5. Devin, you chose The Witcher 4 and Onomusha.
01:04:51
DeeBo
All
01:04:53
dickvanmeat
that's
01:04:54
DeeBo
all right.
01:04:54
dickvanmeat
We're going to have to wait until 2099 before damage.
01:04:55
DeeBo
Oh, yeah. It looks like yeah looks like i don't have to worry about getting any tattoos.
01:04:58
Steve-O
that And then I also chose Intergalactic, the Heretic Prophet, and Superman.
01:05:00
dickvanmeat
Oh my god.
01:05:05
dickvanmeat
So I'm glad Superman worked out for us.
01:05:05
Steve-O
Dude, that Superman hat, I have been actively wearing proudly.
01:05:11
dickvanmeat
Dude! Bro, you don't...
01:05:13
Steve-O
No shame.
01:05:13
SuperDong
you know yeah You don't have to hide it.
01:05:14
dickvanmeat
You your MAGA hat. you don't have to hide your maga hat You don't have to hide your MAGA hat anymore.
01:05:17
SuperDong
yeah That's exactly what I was saying.
01:05:17
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah. I'm like Sydney Sweeney in her jeans commercial now.
01:05:19
SuperDong
but
01:05:23
DeeBo
Take it out.
01:05:24
Steve-O
Look at my hat.
01:05:24
dickvanmeat
Dude, Last of Us, I'm going to give a yellow highlight here just because I pretty i was kind disappointed in that.
01:05:29
DeeBo
Yeah, it wasn't the best.
01:05:31
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:05:35
dickvanmeat
But that's all that we got so far. What else are we going add to the list?
01:05:36
Steve-O
Oh, is that, I mean, GI robot creature commandos, ah Chris, do you still stand by that?
01:05:40
dickvanmeat
Oh, yeah. Yeah. did that Did that live up to your expectations?
01:05:42
SuperDong
I mean, I watched that again. i watched it again. and I think I tattooed on... That came out while the awards were happening. I think. While we were doing the Anti-Fanies.
01:05:53
DeeBo
I think so. That sounds right. i
01:05:55
SuperDong
Because I was watching that and I just watched the G.I.
01:05:55
dickvanmeat
Man, Donkey.
01:05:58
SuperDong
Robot episode. And i was like, yeah, that guy fucking rules. Yeah.
01:06:01
dickvanmeat
but else What else are we putting on here? Anything else coming out? Resident Evil 9?
01:06:06
DeeBo
ah yeah
01:06:08
dickvanmeat
Resident Evil 9 could be bad and it wouldn't affect me. I'll be okay.
01:06:12
DeeBo
You'd still be happy with your back tattoo.
01:06:14
dickvanmeat
Yeah, I won't i won't fucking i won't ah won't disappear from from the from the the Matrix.
01:06:16
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
01:06:20
dickvanmeat
like
01:06:20
SuperDong
Steve's getting a big Avatar Fire and Ash tattoo.
01:06:21
dickvanmeat
Because if superman if Superman was bad, you guys would never you guys would never see me again. I'm just if it was a bad movie I was nervous I was sweating during the movie because I was nervous that it was gonna suck so no you can't do that um nobody expected that dude
01:06:32
DeeBo
can Can you retroactively get a Donkey Kong tattoo on your back? Dang.
01:06:39
SuperDong
Can you get a tattoo of just his tie around your neck?
01:06:42
DeeBo
Yeah. You know what? um
01:06:44
dickvanmeat
he's a little banana one that's gold that you can use which is cool a banana tie
01:06:45
DeeBo
Let's see.
01:06:47
SuperDong
That's what I would get if I were to get a donkey on.
01:06:49
DeeBo
Chris, you have... Chris, I challenge you to get a
01:06:53
dickvanmeat
I challenge you to put Terrifier 4 on there. That's what i challenge you to, Chris.
01:06:57
DeeBo
i want you to get i want you to get a back tattoo of the bald version of the Rockplane marker in the Smashing Machine on your back.
01:07:04
SuperDong
He looks like a monster.
01:07:05
dickvanmeat
No, he doesn't care about that.
01:07:07
SuperDong
He looks like a monster.
01:07:07
DeeBo
No, he does.
01:07:08
dickvanmeat
No way.
01:07:09
DeeBo
Chris is in there.
01:07:09
dickvanmeat
That should be yours, Devin. Not Chris's. He doesn't care about UFC.
01:07:13
DeeBo
No, no, because Chris said, oh, it's looking pretty good. I said, yeah.
01:07:15
SuperDong
good
01:07:16
dickvanmeat
No, no, no.
01:07:16
SuperDong
I said he looked like a monster.
01:07:17
dickvanmeat
But also, no.
01:07:18
DeeBo
a
01:07:18
SuperDong
That's what I said.
01:07:19
dickvanmeat
Yeah, no. chris and i Chris and I were in agreement that but Emily...
01:07:21
SuperDong
Which I don't hate.
01:07:22
dickvanmeat
That Emily Blunt is going to carry that movie.
01:07:24
SuperDong
Definitely. She's winning the Academy Award.
01:07:25
dickvanmeat
ah So we're like we're gonna we're gonna we're in agreement with that.
01:07:26
SuperDong
and There's no doubt.
01:07:28
DeeBo
Maybe.
01:07:30
SuperDong
she's gonna be She's crying taking that picture. Devin, she's got awards.
01:07:33
DeeBo
just Describe.
01:07:34
SuperDong
She's got awards written all over man.
01:07:34
DeeBo
Look at that. That's acting.
01:07:37
dickvanmeat
Chris, I'm going to put Boogie Nights 2 on mine. Actually, do we put one of the... um we put the Or, yeah, I was going to say Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, too.
01:07:44
DeeBo
I'll get the social network to back tattoo.
01:07:46
SuperDong
Well, if you're going to get a 20 nights...
01:07:49
dickvanmeat
like Are going to do that?
01:07:50
SuperDong
Oh, the Reventures of Cliff Booth.
01:07:52
dickvanmeat
Like, if that if that's bad...
01:07:56
SuperDong
I just can't see that being bad. i just I'm trying to figure it out in my head. every avenue where that would be trash. I just, it's like got so many good things.
01:08:05
dickvanmeat
Then why didn't why don't you watch Trainspotting 2 yet, man? Just saying.
01:08:08
SuperDong
I don't know. and You're absolutely right. Maybe I was too close that one. I'm not as close.
01:08:13
dickvanmeat
I don't know. That's what it comes down to. We we love Trainspotting 1, so that much.
01:08:18
SuperDong
Yeah.
01:08:18
dickvanmeat
That. anything, any blip in that movie could could ruin it.
01:08:22
SuperDong
It's, it's hard to to say when something is finished. Like I could keep watching Cliff Booth do shit and be happy.
01:08:29
dickvanmeat
Yeah. Yeah, there's a...
01:08:30
SuperDong
Whereas Mark Renton had his moment there at the end and he's a piece of shit and I'm done with him.
01:08:30
dickvanmeat
Yeah. Yeah,
01:08:36
dickvanmeat
yeah he chose life. He chose life.
01:08:39
SuperDong
I'm done.
01:08:40
dickvanmeat
He chose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning.
01:08:41
SuperDong
ah I washed my hands of him at the end of that.
01:08:44
DeeBo
All right.
01:08:46
SuperDong
That's how it works. You're like, that's not fine.
01:08:47
DeeBo
Fine.
01:08:47
dickvanmeat
And he left Spud money. He left Spud money, dude.
01:08:49
DeeBo
i
01:08:49
dickvanmeat
He's fine.
01:08:50
DeeBo
All right. John, you have to get the Wicked for Good tattoo, and Steve, you have to get the Avatar Fire and Ash tattoo.
01:08:54
dickvanmeat
Why? don't... I mean...
01:08:58
dickvanmeat
No, you have to get the fire Avatar Fired Ash.
01:08:59
DeeBo
No, I'm getting the Black Phone 2 tattoo.
01:09:02
SuperDong
Black Thong?
01:09:04
DeeBo
be Black thumb. Black phone.
01:09:06
SuperDong
Oh.
01:09:06
dickvanmeat
Oh, you know what? We can put on here? i think I'm ready to say it now because Night Reign...
01:09:12
DeeBo
Okay. Okay.
01:09:12
dickvanmeat
Because I love Night Reign so much. I think i'm I'm ready to put Duskbloods on here.
01:09:17
DeeBo
Get that little robot that flies. All
01:09:21
dickvanmeat
I'm putting it on here. Duskbloods. Because i have a lot I have a lot of faith in this in this game now. with Seeing what they did with Night Rain. Because they're gonna just going to take all the good stuff and take all the bad stuff could take all the bad stuff out of Night Rain and just use all the good stuff from the multiplayer experience and put it into...
01:09:38
SuperDong
What's your lower back tattoo of of like a property that you like?
01:09:40
DeeBo
Oh, oh, oh, that's the central one. That's the one that lets you know you're spicy.
01:09:45
SuperDong
Yeah, yeah. Like what's your spicy lower back tattoo?
01:09:46
DeeBo
ah Predator Badlands.
01:09:48
Steve-O
Oh.
01:09:50
dickvanmeat
oh my...
01:09:50
DeeBo
That's a spicy one.
01:09:50
dickvanmeat
Oh, like...
01:09:50
SuperDong
Wait, like the face of Predator on there?
01:09:53
Steve-O
Wait, hold on.
01:09:53
DeeBo
Hey.
01:09:54
Steve-O
All right. This is interesting. So are you guys talking about like making things spicy?
01:09:58
DeeBo
I don't know what we're talking about.
01:09:59
Steve-O
all right.
01:10:00
DeeBo
oh
01:10:00
Steve-O
So, all right, we'll do.
01:10:00
SuperDong
I'll talk about lower back tattoos. What what are we getting on our lower backs?
01:10:02
dickvanmeat
I just put a Red Dead 3 and Cyberpunk 2 and the 9th and 10th slots.
01:10:08
Steve-O
What if, what if we update this list where it is, it is tattoo spots.
01:10:08
SuperDong
Steve, what do you love? You're know where your tramp stamp is.
01:10:08
dickvanmeat
There's good counts.
01:10:12
Steve-O
So like what tattoo would you get on your arm?
01:10:14
dickvanmeat
one would you get on your face?
01:10:15
Steve-O
Which one would you get on your back? Which one would be your tramp stamp?
01:10:21
dickvanmeat
Which one would you get on your
01:10:21
Steve-O
Yeah, which would be your face tattoo.
01:10:22
dickvanmeat
based
01:10:23
SuperDong
Your tramp stamp is that the horse girl anime. I think we all are going to go right on here, right?
01:10:26
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. That's for sure.
01:10:28
dickvanmeat
yeah yeah You know what yo, Steve, the commentators for any for all for the games at EVO, the fighting games at EVO, they just kept they kept referring to Usumusume.
01:10:29
DeeBo
That's locked in. That's a lock.
01:10:39
Steve-O
Do they really? Dude.
01:10:40
SuperDong
You're getting
01:10:40
dickvanmeat
Yeah, they were just they just kept referring to it. And I haven't watched it, so I don't know.
01:10:43
SuperDong
it. Mine is Art the Clown. Like, I'm getting his face down there.
01:10:46
DeeBo
Oh.
01:10:46
Steve-O
That's, hey, that's fair. That's fair.
01:10:48
dickvanmeat
Wait, which art? Terrifier art or Lil Artie?
01:10:52
SuperDong
um
01:10:52
Steve-O
yeah
01:10:53
SuperDong
That's a good question. I'm going to get the cartoon version that showed in the third movie.
01:10:57
dickvanmeat
A little arty, yeah.
01:10:58
SuperDong
Yeah, a little Artie.
01:10:58
dickvanmeat
No, because you know what?
01:10:58
Steve-O
Little Lardy.
01:10:59
dickvanmeat
That's a good one to get because only the real ones will reckon will know what it is, right?
01:11:04
SuperDong
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:05
dickvanmeat
Only...
01:11:05
SuperDong
When they're hitting it from the back, they'll know.
01:11:09
DeeBo
but
01:11:09
dickvanmeat
where they're cracking you When they're cracking you from the back, Crystal, and see it, they'll be like, oh, k Chris knows ball, I guess. Let me crack him harder.
01:11:18
SuperDong
Devin's just Sidney Sweeney saying she's a Nazi.
01:11:22
DeeBo
Hey, hey, we can all, we all have her floss.
01:11:22
SuperDong
That's what Devin says. quote
01:11:28
DeeBo
I can, I can fix her.
01:11:31
SuperDong
Now you get the bald, bald marker.
01:11:33
DeeBo
ah You know what's weird?
01:11:34
SuperDong
That's your tramp stamp.
01:11:34
dickvanmeat
So, Steve, are you going to just just make ah make slots on the side here?
01:11:35
DeeBo
Oh, never mind.
01:11:39
Steve-O
Yes. Yes.
01:11:39
dickvanmeat
Okay.
01:11:40
Steve-O
I'm just going to, to put, I'm looking up ah top 10 places to get tattoos.
01:11:44
dickvanmeat
So face, neck, behind the ear.
01:11:45
SuperDong
Devin already got his arm covered.
01:11:47
DeeBo
Yeah, I got my arm. done I would never get a Final Fantasy tattoo.
01:11:49
dickvanmeat
already got my Witcher.
01:11:50
DeeBo
would never get a Witcher tattoo and I never get a Warhammer base tattoo ever.
01:11:56
dickvanmeat
Man, that means I need a tattoo. What tattoo should I get?
01:11:58
DeeBo
Listen, I think and I only think this because it was my idea.
01:12:01
SuperDong
Are you...
01:12:04
DeeBo
i think the health like little ah like life bar in the Resident Evil games would be a cool tattoo.
01:12:12
dickvanmeat
That's so lame.
01:12:12
SuperDong
Hmm...
01:12:14
DeeBo
You wanted the fucking garbage Resident Evil 4, the Edge Lord RE4 logo.
01:12:14
dickvanmeat
yeah I'd rather get the...
01:12:15
Steve-O
Dude, John, yeah John.
01:12:17
SuperDong
No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. John, John.
01:12:19
dickvanmeat
Yo,
01:12:19
SuperDong
john A completely filled inventory for Resident Evil 4 with every weapon.
01:12:24
DeeBo
Oh.
01:12:24
dickvanmeat
come on, dude.
01:12:25
Steve-O
John.
01:12:25
DeeBo
Oh, wait. A very...
01:12:26
Steve-O
Back tattoo, made in heaven, Claire's jacket or vest.
01:12:27
dickvanmeat
That's so... No, need... ah the reason i like The reason I like the fucking cheesy four is because it's it's it's like one thing, it's simplistic, and it could be just one solid color.
01:12:30
SuperDong
Oh, that's a cool one.
01:12:37
SuperDong
Oh. so you You like the purest.
01:12:39
dickvanmeat
I want the simple shit. Yeah. Like the the one tattoo that I, one tattoo that I was, the one tattoo that I was thinking of getting that I'm glad that I never did was the Hunter symbol from destiny.
01:12:42
SuperDong
You get a Superman.
01:12:42
DeeBo
Dude, simple is the fucking...
01:12:51
dickvanmeat
And I'm very glad that I didn't do that, but resident evil, I think it should be along those lines.
01:12:51
Steve-O
a
01:12:53
DeeBo
Okay.
01:12:58
dickvanmeat
If I get anything, so maybe, I don't know, dude,
01:13:01
DeeBo
I don't know. Maybe I like my minimalist, but you could just have the little thing called fine to say fine on ends little
01:13:09
SuperDong
um Mine, obviously, is Ingmar Bergman crying after the death of Hitler. It's going to be on my arm.
01:13:15
DeeBo
it. Yeah. Can I get ah on my neck? um That guy eating a shoe.
01:13:19
dickvanmeat
Las Pagas.
01:13:21
DeeBo
Who's that guy that ate that shoe?
01:13:23
dickvanmeat
Werner Herzog?
01:13:23
DeeBo
That director?
01:13:23
Steve-O
Oh, thought you were talking about the tramp.
01:13:23
SuperDong
Oh, Werner Herzog?
01:13:24
DeeBo
Yeah, we're in our Herzogs. I mean,
01:13:28
Steve-O
about Charlie Chaplin.
01:13:29
SuperDong
You know, and that's going to fit Steve's...
01:13:30
Steve-O
true.
01:13:31
SuperDong
That's going to fit Steve's Klaus Kinski tattoo that he gets on his arm, so you guys are going to be perfect together.
01:13:35
Steve-O
yeah yeah it's it's true
01:13:37
DeeBo
Wait, listen, guys. We can all do it. We can all get... One of us can be fine.
01:13:42
SuperDong
Klaus Kinski tattoo.
01:13:43
DeeBo
One of us can have a caution.
01:13:43
SuperDong
Yeah.
01:13:44
DeeBo
One of us can have an orange caution. The other can have a danger red.
01:13:47
SuperDong
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
01:13:50
dickvanmeat
danger. And also, the thing is, is the...
01:13:51
DeeBo
Danger red.
01:13:54
dickvanmeat
At least the the new Resident Evil didn't really have those. He just had his mannerisms.
01:13:59
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:14:01
dickvanmeat
He would...
01:14:03
DeeBo
I know. i just like, uh,
01:14:03
dickvanmeat
You know? i don't know. i mean, I don't know, dawg. It would be like...
01:14:08
SuperDong
The only back tattoo I've ever thought about is disgusting.
01:14:12
dickvanmeat
The Blacktail.
01:14:12
SuperDong
And...
01:14:13
dickvanmeat
But I don't want to be one of those weirdos that get that would get a fucking gun tattoo, you know?
01:14:18
SuperDong
No. No.
01:14:18
DeeBo
yeah.
01:14:20
DeeBo
Don't.
01:14:20
SuperDong
Don't do that.
01:14:20
Steve-O
All right.
01:14:21
dickvanmeat
Oh, maybe Leon's knife?
01:14:21
Steve-O
All right.
01:14:23
dickvanmeat
Maybe something like that?
01:14:23
DeeBo
Okay.
01:14:24
Steve-O
Ooh, what about his gun? You got Matilda.
01:14:25
DeeBo
You get that on your forearm, dude.
01:14:26
SuperDong
He said no gun tattoo.
01:14:26
dickvanmeat
That's what I was just saying.
01:14:28
SuperDong
No gun tattoo.
01:14:28
dickvanmeat
I don't want to be a weirdo that gets a gun tattoo.
01:14:30
SuperDong
no No, Steve, we're not going to join your club. Fucking guns all over your body all the time.
01:14:33
dickvanmeat
Yeah, fucking NR.
01:14:34
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:14:35
dickvanmeat
Yeah, i'll get and nra I'll get NRA scripted on the bottom of it, too.
01:14:35
SuperDong
You got that...
01:14:38
dickvanmeat
Why don't I do that?
01:14:39
SuperDong
Steve's got a tattoo of a Glock handle sticking out of his pants and it's tattooed on his groin. And he always shows it off. He's like, check it out. It's a gun.
01:14:49
Steve-O
Yeah, it's it's it's because I lift my shirt up when I go in like 7-Elevens and just intimidate the cashier.
01:14:49
DeeBo
Listen.
01:14:57
DeeBo
listen John, I think you either get something minimalist or you just go whole hog and you just get the nemesis tattooed on your arm.
01:15:01
dickvanmeat
It has to be minimalist. It has to be like the ah Illuminato symbol or something.
01:15:05
Steve-O
You got to think of like the most John Suarez things you can.
01:15:10
SuperDong
we're we're We're the holdouts here.
01:15:11
dickvanmeat
Oh, man.
01:15:12
SuperDong
Devin's yeahot devvin but devyn's part of the majority.
01:15:12
DeeBo
Man, you know what?
01:15:15
Steve-O
Yeah, Devin went whole hog on this.
01:15:17
DeeBo
yeah
01:15:17
SuperDong
he's He's the tattoo man. There's more tattooed people than there aren't nowadays.
01:15:21
Steve-O
There was a point where I was like, Devin would never get a tattoo.
01:15:21
DeeBo
Actually, dude,
01:15:23
Steve-O
And then he proved me wrong.
01:15:24
DeeBo
I'm not going to lie. John, i kind of like, not this exact, but this this look, the look, right, with the the zombie poking his head out.
01:15:30
dickvanmeat
Let me see. What do you got?
01:15:34
dickvanmeat
See, that's too... It's too detailed to me. I don't... I don't want something like that.
01:15:38
DeeBo
All right. Well, then I gave i gave you minimalist. I gave you obnoxious. And then I gave you something that I think was a little neat.
01:15:43
SuperDong
Good God.
01:15:43
dickvanmeat
The minimalist fine one is cool, but, like, what if I'm not fine? You know?
01:15:48
DeeBo
Listen,
01:15:48
dickvanmeat
On a given day.
01:15:51
DeeBo
I was very... John, you can always get... fuck.
01:15:55
SuperDong
Jesus, that's...
01:15:55
DeeBo
I lost it.
01:15:56
SuperDong
Wait, these tattoos are from the movies. Oh, God.
01:15:59
DeeBo
Yeah, John, be that guy.
01:16:00
Steve-O
Oh.
01:16:01
dickvanmeat
Yes. No.
01:16:02
SuperDong
Oh, God.
01:16:02
dickvanmeat
No.
01:16:03
Steve-O
Oh, God.
01:16:03
dickvanmeat
but how bad there Look how bad there those are.
01:16:04
DeeBo
See, John, this is what you wanted. You just wanted...
01:16:07
dickvanmeat
No, just the four. Just the we and just the fucking Edgelord four.
01:16:09
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:16:10
dickvanmeat
That's it.
01:16:11
Steve-O
Four.
01:16:11
dickvanmeat
That's all I wanted.
01:16:12
SuperDong
youre fit You like the Fantastic Four?
01:16:13
dickvanmeat
and then you got And then you guys laughed me out of the fucking room.
01:16:13
DeeBo
maybe Yeah.
01:16:16
SuperDong
You like the Fantastic Four, John?
01:16:16
dickvanmeat
You laughed out of the fucking room.
01:16:17
SuperDong
Oh, I love the Fantastic Four.
01:16:18
dickvanmeat
Made me feel stupid. Because, you know, yeah real real talk, I actually was considering that until you guys fucking made fun of me and made me feel weird, though.
01:16:19
SuperDong
It's so cool, man.
01:16:26
SuperDong
Yeah.
01:16:27
dickvanmeat
now... ah that said
01:16:29
DeeBo
I'll be honest, Sean, I wasn't like, guys, I'm thinking about doing this.
01:16:32
dickvanmeat
and
01:16:33
DeeBo
I just did it.
01:16:34
SuperDong
Yeah, he didn't talk to us about it.
01:16:34
DeeBo
and I'm not fucking, I'm not going let you guys make fun of me.
01:16:36
dickvanmeat
I know, but... Alright,
01:16:37
SuperDong
we didn't We didn't say how how silly it would be to put our insult.
01:16:40
dickvanmeat
so real, like, if i were if I had gotten this without consulting you guys first, would you guys make made would have made fun of me?
01:16:41
SuperDong
towards what else Yeah.
01:16:48
DeeBo
ah
01:16:48
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
01:16:49
Steve-O
Wait, with what?
01:16:49
SuperDong
bit.
01:16:50
Steve-O
which Which one specifically, the four?
01:16:50
SuperDong
A little I would wait until somebody comes up to you to talk about Fantastic Four and I'd be like, o you know, like have that moment together.
01:16:51
dickvanmeat
The Edgelord 4.
01:16:51
Steve-O
Ooh...
01:16:52
dickvanmeat
the 4, yeah. Yeah.
01:16:53
DeeBo
not Not the Resident Evil, but just the four.
01:16:55
dickvanmeat
just the four yeah
01:17:01
DeeBo
Where, where, where would you get it, John? Where were you thinking of getting it?
01:17:06
dickvanmeat
Like, a I don't know. I'm like probably on my wrist somewhere or like maybe.
01:17:09
Steve-O
yeah You'd get a lot of foreskin jokes, I think.
01:17:11
DeeBo
Okay.
01:17:14
SuperDong
Oh, that's rough.
01:17:17
dickvanmeat
Yeah, probably.
01:17:18
SuperDong
That's rough one.
01:17:20
DeeBo
It's a rough one.
01:17:21
dickvanmeat
What else?
01:17:21
SuperDong
uta
01:17:21
Steve-O
you
01:17:22
dickvanmeat
What else would I get, though?
01:17:22
Steve-O
Now, John, what if I could sell you on a Donkey Kong tattoo?
01:17:26
DeeBo
Dude, get that tie right on your chest. Like Brock Lesnar sword.
01:17:31
SuperDong
i kind of thought John would go with like a giant Philly fanatic, like right on his chest.
01:17:32
DeeBo
he
01:17:37
dickvanmeat
What about the Superman, the solar, the solar suit S Superman from all-star Superman?
01:17:43
DeeBo
You know, part of me wants to be like, well, who wants the Superman symbol?
01:17:45
dickvanmeat
Is that too weirdo?
01:17:48
DeeBo
But like, oh, that's kind of neat.
01:17:49
SuperDong
Jesus Christ.
01:17:49
dickvanmeat
No, what about the, no, the solar suit though one, not the, though the white suit he wore at the end.
01:17:51
Steve-O
Good enough for Shaq, good enough for me, man.
01:17:53
DeeBo
What is the solar?
01:17:58
dickvanmeat
Here, I'll try to find it for you.
01:17:58
DeeBo
Oh.
01:17:59
SuperDong
Oh, but is that Superman 1 million? Hmm.
01:18:02
dickvanmeat
No, not that, not that one. The one that he wore before he flew into the sun. Like when he was fighting Lex. Here, I'll... Because it's like... It's unique to All-Star Superman.
01:18:17
DeeBo
Oh, whoa. That could be a smarmy deep cut. Oh, you don't know?
01:18:21
dickvanmeat
That's what I'm saying! And it's...
01:18:22
Steve-O
you don't know.
01:18:23
dickvanmeat
my My last name starts with an S, too. So it could be it could be that, too.
01:18:25
DeeBo
My argument, my art my only argument is I think it's kind of a lame like logo because it's just an...
01:18:31
SuperDong
Yeah.
01:18:32
dickvanmeat
Design. See?
01:18:33
Steve-O
Now, John, Electric Blue Superman-esque.
01:18:33
dickvanmeat
See, i this is why I can't do it. Because I...
01:18:38
dickvanmeat
I mean, that's the one that I love the most, to be honest.
01:18:42
SuperDong
ah You do what you...
01:18:42
Steve-O
I mean, you could you could get Electric Red and Electric Blue on each hand.
01:18:43
SuperDong
Here's the deal, John.
01:18:45
DeeBo
I actually...
01:18:46
dickvanmeat
Because my issue is like...
01:18:47
DeeBo
You know, John, not to sound like a like a snob, this would be a good one to get if you already had a few others. And you just had like, oh yeah, I also got this one like right here.
01:18:54
SuperDong
I think you're thinking about this think you're thinking about this in the wrong way.
01:18:54
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
01:18:57
SuperDong
You gotta pick something that you'd be okay being made fun of about. Like Devin.
01:19:01
dickvanmeat
yeah
01:19:01
DeeBo
Yeah. You know, i I can't, I literally have walked, almost walked into Warhammer stores and then realized I was wearing a short sleeve shirt and I was like, I can't come in here.
01:19:03
SuperDong
He's okay.
01:19:11
dickvanmeat
and embarrassed.
01:19:12
SuperDong
good
01:19:12
DeeBo
I had to leave. I turned around.
01:19:13
dickvanmeat
Because then they'll ask you.
01:19:15
DeeBo
Yeah, they go, oh, somebody looks weird. And I have to fucking wander away.
01:19:23
SuperDong
That's kind of...
01:19:23
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
01:19:23
DeeBo
Again, like i think I think that's like ah a little like a little third, fourth. Oh, this is a cool little nod. But I think if you just had that by itself, like on an island, I think it would look funny.
01:19:33
dickvanmeat
Yeah, it's weird. It's weird, right? Yeah.
01:19:35
DeeBo
yeah
01:19:35
Steve-O
What if you got a little Daily Planet globe on you?
01:19:40
SuperDong
Hmm.
01:19:40
DeeBo
What if you had Jimmy Olsen's throbbing penis?
01:19:40
dickvanmeat
I mean, which one?
01:19:43
Steve-O
Your pick?
01:19:45
dickvanmeat
what if i just What if I just got the Boogie Nights the bogie nights ah neon sign from the beginning of the movie?
01:19:45
DeeBo
Oh, okay.
01:19:46
SuperDong
Oh,
01:19:51
SuperDong
God.
01:19:51
dickvanmeat
I'll just get that tattooed.
01:19:51
DeeBo
Hey, hey, hey.
01:19:51
SuperDong
Whoa, yo.
01:19:54
DeeBo
What have you got, HW? Yeah. know.
01:19:55
SuperDong
Down with that.
01:19:56
DeeBo
and the
01:19:56
dickvanmeat
Just HW plane view?
01:19:59
DeeBo
yeah
01:19:59
dickvanmeat
Just put that on there? Yeah, I don't know, man. I mean, because the thing is, like, All-Star Superman is my favorite Superman story, but I wouldn't want some...
01:20:09
DeeBo
i know
01:20:09
dickvanmeat
lowly, i don't want to say lowly, but I don't want, I wouldn't want some second rate, that sounds offended offensive too, I wouldn't want some tattoo artist trying to replicate Frank Quitely's art on me, you know what i mean?
01:20:20
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, that's the thing, right?
01:20:21
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:20:22
dickvanmeat
Like, it feels it feels weird, it feels it feels ah distasteful, you know, it feels disrespectful.
01:20:27
Steve-O
And if it comes out bad.
01:20:29
DeeBo
Yeah, if it comes up bad.
01:20:30
dickvanmeat
Yeah, if it comes out bad, then i i want it then I'll actually, like, you know, I'll try to shave it off of my skin with a knife, you know?
01:20:35
SuperDong
Use a cheese grater on it.
01:20:36
Steve-O
You'll have to do what Undertaker did with the Sarah tattoo on his neck and get the laser surgery.
01:20:41
dickvanmeat
The electric blue Superman symbol is fucking...
01:20:44
Steve-O
It's fire. That's a fire tattoo idea.
01:20:45
dickvanmeat
Yeah, it's awesome.
01:20:46
DeeBo
Pretty soon.
01:20:48
dickvanmeat
Which is why I... That's why I kind of like the um the Kingdom Come slash James Gunn Superman symbol, because it kind of looks like that a little bit, too.
01:20:56
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:20:56
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:20:56
dickvanmeat
It's got that vibe. But yeah, don't know, man. I mean, um if if anything, would probably have to be Resident Evil 4 related, I would say.
01:21:07
DeeBo
I know we've...
01:21:07
dickvanmeat
I don't know.
01:21:11
dickvanmeat
I don't know, man.
01:21:13
DeeBo
The knife's not a terrible idea. i i don't even mind like the... um
01:21:17
dickvanmeat
What if I was just Krauser's knife? I'll just get Krauser's knife.
01:21:20
DeeBo
Wait, what's up? I mean, the thing is, is this one's pretty popular.
01:21:26
SuperDong
I get that sexy photo Leon that he had with the lipstick.
01:21:30
DeeBo
the Plagas inspiration?
01:21:33
SuperDong
I'm coming for you, baby. That's what it said, right?
01:21:35
DeeBo
maybe not Maybe not even that detailed. You just get like a...
01:21:39
dickvanmeat
Yeah, the Illuminados one.
01:21:41
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:21:41
Steve-O
be cool that's tasteful that's tasteful not everybody would like clock it like the umbrella symbol everybody clocks hmm
01:21:42
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
01:21:42
DeeBo
Yeah. or Or you could...
01:21:47
SuperDong
Yeah. That's an easy one.
01:21:49
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:21:50
SuperDong
That's I was just going to say.
01:21:50
DeeBo
Or you could do this weird Leon Kennedy mod where he's like, looks like the rock.
01:21:55
SuperDong
I got that on my bong.
01:21:56
DeeBo
He has the rock tattoo. Yeah.
01:21:59
dickvanmeat
Somebody did that? That's awesome. People are so fucking weird, dude.
01:22:03
DeeBo
Get the rocks from a bowl tattoo. thank
01:22:06
dickvanmeat
But yeah, so I don't know. It's tough.
01:22:10
SuperDong
don't I'm getting a tattoo.
01:22:10
DeeBo
I've been iction, dude. I've been iction to get another one.
01:22:13
SuperDong
Yeah, what are you gonna get, man?
01:22:14
Steve-O
What you going to get?
01:22:15
DeeBo
I'm not going to lie.
01:22:15
dickvanmeat
What if he comes back? he's ah Guys, I got the Solar S symbol from All-Star Superman.
01:22:18
DeeBo
yeah yeah a lot I'm allowed because I have other ones.
01:22:19
Steve-O
Oh.
01:22:21
SuperDong
You son of a bitch.
01:22:21
dickvanmeat
Oh, really? That's cool. um so I'm happy for you.
01:22:27
DeeBo
No, I've, I've, for a long time, I've wanted to get, uh, now it's now I don't know how I feel, it but you know what?
01:22:27
dickvanmeat
I love it.
01:22:33
DeeBo
I'll throw it out there because you guys can make fun of me if you think this is stupid, but, um, and potentially problematic.
01:22:36
SuperDong
Okay. We will.
01:22:40
DeeBo
Um, the symbol from, um,
01:22:42
SuperDong
Oh, boy.
01:22:42
Steve-O
oh
01:22:43
dickvanmeat
ah the so the symbol from The symbol from Nazi Germany.
01:22:45
SuperDong
You know, that you guys ever hear of the SS?
01:22:46
Steve-O
The symbol from, 1930s Germany.
01:22:48
SuperDong
You
01:22:48
dickvanmeat
The symbol from Nazi Germany.
01:22:48
DeeBo
it's a symbol from the 1940s, uh,
01:22:49
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
01:22:51
Steve-O
yeah
01:22:51
SuperDong
guys familiar with the SS? Yeah, yeah.
01:22:54
dickvanmeat
a
01:22:55
SuperDong
We'll do it.
01:22:55
DeeBo
No, it's, uh, oh my God. I can't even, can't find, find it on the internet.
01:23:02
Steve-O
yeah the more we linger, the more we can't help ourselves. You have to understand.
01:23:04
DeeBo
no, know. It's, it's my fault. Wow. Wow. The internet's not helping. Okay. Uh, you know, the comic book fell the Warren Ellis book.
01:23:11
SuperDong
No.
01:23:13
dickvanmeat
Oh, that guy?
01:23:14
Steve-O
oh
01:23:15
DeeBo
No, no, not that guy.
01:23:15
dickvanmeat
That guy that guy hit by like i that got hit by a bus and we never heard from again?
01:23:18
DeeBo
Oh yeah. know Yeah. We don't talk about them. Um, no, but, uh, the the symbol, the symbol of protection on the main character. on his Not his neck, but I would get it somewhere.
01:23:34
SuperDong
Damn, mean you out nerded me, man. I don't fucking know what that is.
01:23:37
DeeBo
Oh my god, here, I'll post.
01:23:38
Steve-O
Yeah, that's a dig. i don't think I've ever associated this comic with you, Devin.
01:23:41
DeeBo
Well, that's, well, it's I really like it. And I'm mad they never finished it.
01:23:45
dickvanmeat
Oh, that is a cool symbol.
01:23:47
DeeBo
Yeah, the snow town symbol.
01:23:48
dickvanmeat
Would you get it on your neck too?
01:23:49
Steve-O
um nine Okay, do that.
01:23:50
dickvanmeat
Like that?
01:23:50
DeeBo
No, i was... No. It'd probably be little chest. little chesticle. Maybe the shoulder. Chest, shoulder. to Kind of like, what does Leon Kennedy's got going on? Maybe not that big.
01:24:03
DeeBo
Maybe not that big. But something like that. But the here's the issue, right?
01:24:09
Steve-O
that's ah That's a prime spot for this.
01:24:09
DeeBo
It's like...
01:24:12
DeeBo
Here's the issue.
01:24:12
dickvanmeat
Yeah, but it's like visible, you know?
01:24:14
DeeBo
Yeah. One, it's a neck tattoo. And two... The angle, the actual symbol itself doesn't, it looks fine, but the way it's like kind of, it's ah it's on an angle in this picture that makes it look way cooler.
01:24:20
dickvanmeat
might as well get on your cheek.
01:24:28
DeeBo
So I'm like, well, I can't just get it on my fucking neck because then because they i have to be like, oh, Warren Ellis. And they're like, can i Google him? And I'll say, no, don't.
01:24:39
Steve-O
Don't! Don't!
01:24:40
DeeBo
Don't Google him. Because like.
01:24:41
SuperDong
Maybe I'll get, maybe I'll get the symbol of sacrifice on my neck after you get that one from Berserk.
01:24:46
DeeBo
Okay. Okay. You know, there was another one.
01:24:47
Steve-O
Oh. Pretty cool.
01:24:48
DeeBo
that Actually, I was almost... See, this is where, like, I start going crazy. Because ah remember the symbol in There's Something Killing the Children?
01:24:56
SuperDong
Oh yeah, definitely.
01:24:56
Steve-O
Yes, yes.
01:24:57
DeeBo
that That symbol?
01:24:58
Steve-O
The little, like, the the mask.
01:24:58
DeeBo
Like... Yeah, and I was like, I'd be a dick. And I'd be like, oh, get that on my hand. But, like, now now I'm being an asshole. You know what I mean?
01:25:06
Steve-O
Oh, dude, you're doing the Joker thing because you would bring your hand up to your face with the little...
01:25:07
SuperDong
Yeah.
01:25:10
SuperDong
Good job.
01:25:11
DeeBo
No, no, not the teeth. Not the teeth. No, the...
01:25:13
Steve-O
I thought you meant the teeth.
01:25:14
DeeBo
no the See, this is.
01:25:17
Steve-O
ah This is workshop.
01:25:19
dickvanmeat
and
01:25:19
Steve-O
This is helping.
01:25:21
DeeBo
Yeah. ah
01:25:22
dickvanmeat
Chris, you should get a Stake of America That's what that where you should get
01:25:28
SuperDong
Fuck that man, I'm getting Redan on my back.
01:25:29
dickvanmeat
Oh, it just runs on.
01:25:30
DeeBo
So, ah no, no, it'd be it'd be the this thing, this thing.
01:25:31
Steve-O
what
01:25:34
Steve-O
Okay, that's cool.
01:25:35
DeeBo
But see, my issue is that looks a little too much like the felt the Snowtown tattoo.
01:25:40
Steve-O
They do look similar.
01:25:40
DeeBo
And then I'm like, am I just being that guy in the answer?
01:25:43
SuperDong
I wouldn't mind getting Redan's rune maybe on my back.
01:25:43
Steve-O
You're just being that guy.
01:25:46
dickvanmeat
Oh, yeah. cause that At least that's like a symbolic thing
01:25:47
SuperDong
Pretty cool.
01:25:50
DeeBo
Anyway, um but hey mike did you know I'm from South Jersey?
01:25:50
SuperDong
Yeah dude.
01:25:52
Steve-O
I'd get a Wawa bird tattoo personally.
01:25:54
SuperDong
Oh! Look at this guy over here thinking he's a bird.
01:26:00
DeeBo
anybody Did you know that I live in? ah You know what?
01:26:04
Steve-O
You know Florida has more Wawa's now?
01:26:07
DeeBo
Okay, that's what you want to be associated with it?
01:26:08
SuperDong
Well, aren't you just the guy with all the answers tonight? I know!
01:26:12
DeeBo
Yeah. All right.
01:26:13
Steve-O
Yeah. Would you like to do more?
01:26:15
DeeBo
fuck All right.
01:26:15
SuperDong
Aren't you Mr. ChatGPT?
01:26:16
DeeBo
Shit. My bad. Damn.
01:26:17
SuperDong
um know
01:26:17
Steve-O
Ask me anything. Ask me anything!
01:26:20
SuperDong
are you mr jack g p t
01:26:20
DeeBo
I'll chat g three t I give up everything to feel.
01:26:20
Steve-O
Maybe... See, the thing is, it's like, I'd love to get like a Triforce tattoo, but that's also played out.
01:26:27
DeeBo
that one's a little played out.
01:26:29
dickvanmeat
Yeah, you you need ah you need a deeper cut than that.
01:26:29
Steve-O
That's a little played out.
01:26:29
DeeBo
Unfortunately.
01:26:31
Steve-O
What if I did the upside down one from...
01:26:32
dickvanmeat
Like a breath Breath of the Wild one.
01:26:34
Steve-O
um ah Oh, you want me to do Breath of the Wild? Because I was thinking um ah link to...
01:26:37
DeeBo
Get Zelda's butt.
01:26:40
Steve-O
Zelda's butt?
01:26:40
dickvanmeat
the fucking what have you what else is played out the fucking chic the chic eye is the chic eye played out
01:26:41
DeeBo
Get Zelda's butt from Breath of the Wild.
01:26:42
SuperDong
yeah
01:26:42
Steve-O
God damn it.
01:26:43
SuperDong
Get a tattoo.
01:26:43
Steve-O
Zelda's butt!
01:26:44
SuperDong
Get a tattoo of that tingly guy. What's his name? Tingle.
01:26:48
Steve-O
Maybe Majora's mask.
01:26:49
DeeBo
That one's second second most played.
01:26:52
dickvanmeat
yeah that's actually that's actually pretty yeah but that's clean though you know
01:26:53
SuperDong
Get the moon.
01:26:55
Steve-O
It is clean.
01:26:56
DeeBo
It's a clean one.
01:26:56
Steve-O
It is clean.
01:26:57
SuperDong
Get the moon on your back.
01:26:58
Steve-O
Oh, get the moon on my ass!
01:27:02
DeeBo
Yeah, dude, get that screaming moon.
01:27:03
Steve-O
giant screaming moon on my ass. So whenever I moon someone, it means something.
01:27:08
DeeBo
And you're saying it's begging for the brown.
01:27:10
Steve-O
Oh my God. This bowl is baking for the browners.
01:27:11
SuperDong
but And then above that, it just says the last day above on your back.
01:27:13
DeeBo
Let's see it.
01:27:16
Steve-O
but Ha ha ha ha ha. ah
01:27:18
DeeBo
right, so I just Googled it. I just Googled Leggings Zelda tattoos. I'm seeing a lot of Zelda, which is understandable. ah Triforce, Majora's Mask, and the Sword and Shield combo.
01:27:32
dickvanmeat
Eh, Sword and Shield combo is kind of...
01:27:35
Steve-O
and
01:27:35
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:27:35
dickvanmeat
I feel like the Master Sword is super played out. Like, your base
01:27:38
Steve-O
That's like you're getting the McDonald's logo.
01:27:38
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:27:39
dickvanmeat
You're a basic bitch. if you Yeah, if you get that or like or or if you get the Triforce, I think you're just like...
01:27:45
DeeBo
Oh, this one, I don't even get this one.
01:27:46
dickvanmeat
your You might not have played all of the games.
01:27:49
Steve-O
Which one, Devin?
01:27:49
dickvanmeat
You know?
01:27:50
DeeBo
Hold on, I'll post it. This is might be... ah could And i'm only I'm only saying this because I don't have Zelda lore, but it's like the Triforce with a bunch of other symbols around it.
01:27:54
dickvanmeat
Navi?
01:28:03
Steve-O
Let's see.
01:28:04
DeeBo
Let's see, I posted it. Let's see, there it is.
01:28:07
Steve-O
Oh, those are the... um so yeah Those, yeah.
01:28:09
dickvanmeat
Those are the temples.
01:28:11
DeeBo
Okay.
01:28:11
dickvanmeat
Is that Ocarina?
01:28:12
DeeBo
Oh, here's...
01:28:13
Steve-O
That's Ocho Arena of Time. Those are all the sages.
01:28:14
dickvanmeat
Ocarina symbols.
01:28:15
DeeBo
Oh, here's like a way...
01:28:15
Steve-O
Those are the sages.
01:28:17
DeeBo
Here's a way better version of that. I can skip that.
01:28:20
dickvanmeat
Why don't you get your favorite sage? That symbol.
01:28:23
DeeBo
You should get your favorite historical beast. but i Get the elephant.
01:28:27
dickvanmeat
Historical
01:28:28
Steve-O
Historical beasts!
01:28:28
dickvanmeat
Historical beast.
01:28:30
DeeBo
No, what's the one in the Breath of the Wild? What are they called?
01:28:32
Steve-O
My favorite historical beast?
01:28:34
dickvanmeat
historical beasts
01:28:34
Steve-O
Oh, that's fdr
01:28:37
DeeBo
it's It's a warly mammoth.
01:28:40
dickvanmeat
ah Divine Beast, I think you talking about.
01:28:40
DeeBo
that Yeah, yeah. All right.
01:28:42
Steve-O
No, I like historical beasts.
01:28:42
DeeBo
Fuck you. i was close. I was close.
01:28:44
Steve-O
ah fuck No, fuck it. I'm going to get one of the divine beasts, but it's going to have some famous historical figure's head on it.
01:28:51
DeeBo
A unicorn.
01:28:55
dickvanmeat
You could just get Kitty Kong all the day.
01:28:57
DeeBo
Oh, yeah. No, that's that's a Galani tattoo, dude.
01:28:58
Steve-O
Oh, dude. Never mind. Never mind. That's... that's
01:29:01
DeeBo
That's Cyclopean creep.
01:29:02
Steve-O
See, this is what we should do. We should do like a big year-long bet. And then loser has to get a tattoo, but it's something they want.
01:29:08
dickvanmeat
And the loser has to get a tattoo? Oh my god.
01:29:10
DeeBo
yeah I'll be honest. If I three-peat, I'm going to three-peat tattoo.
01:29:13
dickvanmeat
i would If I'm going to be honest, I will lose on purpose. So I have an excuse to get a tattoo.
01:29:18
Steve-O
Yeah, we're all just tidying.
01:29:18
DeeBo
yeah
01:29:18
dickvanmeat
as That's what Devin's saying. That's what Devin's saying.
01:29:21
Steve-O
Oops, oops. I have three PD'd.
01:29:22
dickvanmeat
Oh, my bad.
01:29:25
DeeBo
You know what I feel bad about?
01:29:25
dickvanmeat
can get the DK dk barrel from Without a Countdown.
01:29:27
DeeBo
I feel bad about the people that
Squid Game Season 3 & Gaming Nostalgia
01:29:29
DeeBo
ah mistakenly get the double eagle Warhammer tattoo. And I'm like, dude, that was a bad call.
01:29:35
Steve-O
You can't do that.
01:29:36
DeeBo
You can't do that.
01:29:36
Steve-O
You can't do that.
01:29:37
DeeBo
That's too much. Everybody's going to think you're a Nazi. can't You can't be doing that, dude.
01:29:42
dickvanmeat
Yeah, I don't know.
01:29:43
Steve-O
All right.
01:29:43
dickvanmeat
i don't know, man.
01:29:43
Steve-O
Well, we got ourselves this tattoo list and we need to fill this out. Cause I put, I put locations, I put locations of where you would get those.
01:29:46
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. Let me let me fill this up.
01:29:52
Steve-O
um Devin, I know I got something I want to talk about. I got to watch all of squid game season three.
01:29:56
DeeBo
Okay.
01:29:58
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:29:59
Steve-O
And you know what? I'm in the same camp as you guys. I think that that third season really, really redeems the way I felt after that final episode.
01:30:08
dickvanmeat
Okay, it's my shit so I should watch it then.
01:30:11
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:30:11
Steve-O
you
01:30:11
dickvanmeat
i've held off.
01:30:11
DeeBo
You definitely do it.
01:30:12
Steve-O
i think Netflix did themselves a disservice.
01:30:13
DeeBo
those It's like those first three, dude, those first three nasty pieces of work.
01:30:17
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:30:17
DeeBo
Those first three episodes.
01:30:20
Steve-O
It's good, though.
01:30:20
DeeBo
They're like,
01:30:21
Steve-O
It's, it's you know, it it's right back to everything you like. Again, you know, Squid Game has the problem of and it's the one thing that whenever I'm watching Squid Game, I'm like, kind of just want to watch the game part.
01:30:32
SuperDong
oh
01:30:33
Steve-O
I don't care about these boat shenanigans.
01:30:34
SuperDong
yeah I get you that's I kind of felt that way i think that plot line was ah like stretched out because of the split like I don't think it was supposed to be going on that long um I do think though like yeah the ending is really satisfying and I think it fits with the theme of the show it's it's very much what I kind of thought it's selfless sacrifice is such a big part of that show
01:30:44
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:30:48
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:30:52
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:31:01
Steve-O
yes
01:31:02
SuperDong
In so many ways. So like, yeah, just, I don't know. I didn't see why everybody was so upset about it. Like, I think it was as good as the first season. Like the tone was still there.
01:31:13
Steve-O
hu
01:31:14
SuperDong
Figured out like the the whole theme and the aesthetics are still there. Like I didn't see anything missing. and I actually felt the villains in this one were better. It's like the old man and fucking, and Thanos, like those were great.
01:31:24
Steve-O
Yeah, I agree.
01:31:32
SuperDong
Great fucking villains, man.
01:31:33
Steve-O
Yeah, like I really like it's very interesting because like I remember being very harsh on all the characters when I was watching the second season, but they really kind of like laser focus in on the third season. It's like, you know, they're kind of going through a lot of their like primary parts of their arcs in the third season. so I'm like, oh, OK, you know, I'm seeing where all this is going and.
01:31:56
SuperDong
um So what did you think about the but one game where they're basically just chasing each other with knives like that.
01:32:03
Steve-O
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. That that was a wild.
01:32:05
SuperDong
Woo!
01:32:07
Steve-O
That was ah an absolute wild episode. I was not ready for that one.
01:32:12
SuperDong
No, and that end of that with a certain character, um that was fucking brutal.
01:32:15
Steve-O
Yes. Oh, my God, yes. Dude, that one was brutal.
01:32:19
SuperDong
Uh-huh.
01:32:19
Steve-O
The whole the whole thing is devastating. Like, John, I highly recommend yeah watching that season.
01:32:25
dickvanmeat
okay
01:32:25
Steve-O
Like, I, you know, like you, that final episode of season two really kind of like, it kind of game Game of Thrones squid games for me for a little bit. But this season really got me back in.
01:32:35
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
01:32:36
Steve-O
I'm like, all right, you know what?
01:32:37
dickvanmeat
Okay.
01:32:38
Steve-O
I thought they landed it.
01:32:38
dickvanmeat
Wait, so are you are you are you excited for the American version now? You're watch it?
01:32:44
Steve-O
A little bit. I'm interested. Yeah. I like, you know, going from like, I don't know if I want to like continue watching squid games to being like, all right, you know, let's dabble. Let's play. Let's see how it goes.
01:32:53
SuperDong
I agree.
01:32:53
Steve-O
Like, I'm in.
01:32:54
SuperDong
I agree.
01:32:54
dickvanmeat
Okay. Okay.
01:32:55
SuperDong
I think Cate Blanchett is an interesting casting choice too.
01:32:58
Steve-O
um
01:32:58
dickvanmeat
I mean, it's Cate Blanchett, you know, like who doesn't, who doesn't like Cate Blanchett, you know?
01:33:00
SuperDong
I, yeah, right. I think she's going to play a fucking psycho perfectly and that's what they're setting up for. So yeah. Um, yeah, dude, I, I think people, they really hated on this because it ended of darkly.
01:33:19
SuperDong
It ended in a dark way.
01:33:20
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:33:21
SuperDong
um And I didn't think, I think people were expecting something else. And I just don't know what they were expecting.
01:33:29
Steve-O
They didn't get tucked in like they did prior.
01:33:31
SuperDong
Yeah. Yeah. I think knowing that this one was a kick in the pants is better. And it fit the fuck it fit the whole fucking show. Like, that's the other thing that I don't get.
01:33:42
SuperDong
Especially Evangelista really didn't like this. And I'm like, dude, it's the same shit they've been doing since the first season.
01:33:48
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:33:49
SuperDong
Like, I don't see anything different.
01:33:52
Steve-O
It's very strange because it's like if you like squid games, you should like this because it's more of that.
01:33:59
SuperDong
Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's more of the same. And I know they got on like the, what is it, the in this season.
01:34:02
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
01:34:08
SuperDong
I don't know, like they were just, they were, like, right?
01:34:09
Steve-O
They were dumb in the first season, though, too.
01:34:12
SuperDong
They were shitty, they had dumb lines, they were kind of like the comedic relief.
01:34:17
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:34:17
SuperDong
um The the VIPs.
01:34:17
DeeBo
Oh, the Americans? Yeah, Well, yeah, I guess the VIPs, yeah.
01:34:22
SuperDong
ah Yeah, like I thought they were similar and then they pointed out a lot of the show's themes like in a funny way.
01:34:23
DeeBo
my
01:34:30
SuperDong
Like the whole idea of what was going on there and what they were doing like were people not horses like that whole. That's a wonderful line too.
01:34:39
Steve-O
being Being representative of the viewer with the VIPs, I think, is is very fun.
01:34:43
SuperDong
Yeah.
01:34:44
Steve-O
Because it's like they're just like actively being like, whoa, wow! like When all the drama beats happen.
01:34:50
SuperDong
Yeah, it's like a chorus, right?
01:34:51
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:34:52
SuperDong
ah Greek chorus, and it's fun, and it makes you feel a little bad for watching it. You know?
01:34:59
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:34:59
SuperDong
It's just cool.
01:34:59
Steve-O
All in all, I'm going to say good sit season three.
01:35:02
SuperDong
Good stuff. Yep.
01:35:03
Steve-O
Good sit. um Devin, I know you played a demo for a game. I also played a demo for a game that was recently.
01:35:09
DeeBo
Okay, was it the same game or different?
01:35:11
Steve-O
No different games.
01:35:13
DeeBo
Okay, yeah. So this was a slight backstory. ah Maybe it was because I was a Sega kid growing up, but I was always a Shinobi guy instead Ninja Gaiden guy.
01:35:23
SuperDong
Oh, it's like it does. and
01:35:28
DeeBo
I think Shinobi 3 is better than any of the old school Ninja Gaiden games. I love that game. And I thought...
01:35:39
DeeBo
I was rooting for, remember the PS2 era revival that they did of Shinobi and Ninja Gaiden?
01:35:44
Steve-O
I do remember that. Yeah.
01:35:46
DeeBo
And I was really hoping Shinobi was going to be pretty good.
01:35:46
Steve-O
Mm.
01:35:49
DeeBo
And it turns out that game was not that good. But the point is, is um we're like we're back there.
01:35:52
Steve-O
Mm.
01:35:56
DeeBo
We're back. Ninja Gaiden, old school kind of 2D pixel art. And Shinobi are coming out pretty much within the same month.
01:36:04
Steve-O
Same time. Yeah.
01:36:06
DeeBo
And again, I was, and Shinobi to me looks a little bit better. or At least it speaks more to me. And again, this is by the Streets of Rage team, the guys who did four.
01:36:17
Steve-O
a great game.
01:36:18
DeeBo
dude, this game, this demo was so good. It was so much more deep than I was expecting. um There's a fun little combo system. There's magic spells.
01:36:29
DeeBo
There's exploration. There's, you know, traversal. And it, The demo's pretty meaty. I think I spent about like 40 minutes just beating like one big section. And even then beating it, it was like, there's clearly more things to do.
01:36:43
DeeBo
And I can return to that area later when I have more upgrades and things like that.
01:36:43
Steve-O
Mm.
01:36:47
DeeBo
And it's just so good. It's so gorgeous. And it was, i was, I'm happy to say, not only did i download it, played it, enjoyed the hell of it.
01:37:01
DeeBo
And as soon as it ended, the game's like, The demo was like, do you want to buy this? And I said, yes, sir. And the last time I did that, I think, was re a Resident Evil demo.
01:37:10
Steve-O
and
01:37:10
DeeBo
I think maybe R2 remake or whatever, where I was happy to do it.
01:37:13
SuperDong
Tevin, I'm raising my hand right now. Tevin?
01:37:16
DeeBo
Yeah, what are your questions? What your questions?
01:37:18
SuperDong
o ah Excuse me, Mr. Kopech, weren't you playing Death Stranding?
01:37:24
DeeBo
I am. I am. I still am. I was playing the demo, Chris.
01:37:27
Steve-O
He took a detour. He took a little detour.
01:37:28
DeeBo
I took a little detour named Joe Musashi.
01:37:29
SuperDong
But you just said you bought the game. Have to. It's the rules.
01:37:33
DeeBo
Well, pre-ordered the game.
01:37:34
Steve-O
Oh, you have purchased another game. You have to immediately put down the game you are playing right now and wait.
01:37:37
DeeBo
But it's not out yet.
01:37:38
SuperDong
have to
01:37:39
DeeBo
It's not coming out for like another 20 days.
01:37:39
SuperDong
the rules
01:37:40
DeeBo
Damn it.
01:37:41
Steve-O
Sorry, we don't make the rules.
01:37:43
DeeBo
So I just got to sit on my hands?
01:37:43
SuperDong
Dude, quit it.
01:37:45
Steve-O
Or just keep playing the demo.
01:37:45
SuperDong
Quit it. That's all you gotta do now.
01:37:47
DeeBo
shit Damn. Dude, I'll be too good. I'll be too good at the end of that thing.
01:37:50
SuperDong
No more stranding for you, bruh.
01:37:52
DeeBo
yeah i and like i I hear Ninja Gaiden's really good too. i haven't played it.
01:37:56
Steve-O
Yeah, I've heard good things about that as well.
01:37:57
DeeBo
I don't think there's a demo. Just saying. and Just saying. i don't think there's a demo.
01:38:01
Steve-O
Here, let me look. Let me look.
01:38:02
DeeBo
ah look Maybe on Steam.
01:38:02
Steve-O
Ninja Gaiden Ragebound.
01:38:03
DeeBo
Yeah. There it is. yeah
01:38:06
SuperDong
I got no horse in this fight. I'm just pointing out what I've seen.
01:38:08
Steve-O
um It has no demo.
01:38:11
DeeBo
it is
01:38:13
Steve-O
It is a.EMU game. So both of these are like high quality, like 2D devs..EMU is like, I forget what they've done in the past, but they've made some pretty decent games too.
01:38:19
SuperDong
Emulate? Emulate?
01:38:25
SuperDong
Oh, that's the name of a company, not emulators.
01:38:26
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:38:28
SuperDong
Uh-oh.
01:38:28
Steve-O
No, no. It sounds like it though. um All right. You know what? Interesting. Cause this is coming out at 2499 while Shinobi coming while shinobi's coming out at $29.99. But.
01:38:44
SuperDong
Uh-oh.
01:38:46
Steve-O
But
01:38:46
DeeBo
Well, basically cancel your game.
01:38:47
SuperDong
$5 better. More of hemorrhoid Vania.
01:38:48
dickvanmeat
twenty ninety nine
01:38:52
Steve-O
but hey, that's that's cool. Like I'm I'm definitely adding this to my like wish list because I'm in for some. This is like a Metroidvania style sort of game, or is it just like level to level?
01:39:04
DeeBo
Um, there's definitely some Metro Vane Metroidvania like aspects to it. I don't think it's like that level. of of detail maybe it is i i don't really know but it's yeah because like again you're playing the very beginning so a lot of it is just go straight um but then there are areas where you're like oh okay let me go ahead and do this and do that and um there's a really cool uh mechanic in this game where like you you kind of like
01:39:13
Steve-O
Mm.
01:39:15
SuperDong
more of a hemorrroid via If you
01:39:23
Steve-O
ah
01:39:36
DeeBo
you you You're slashing, right? You're you're attacking the enemies. And if you get them to a certain point, they have a little symbol that pops up on their over their head.
01:39:44
Steve-O
yeah
01:39:45
DeeBo
It's basically like hold L2 and then hit circle or something like that. And you'll do kind of like an auto kill attack, like a really stylish
01:39:51
SuperDong
Coup de grace.
01:39:53
DeeBo
Yeah, basically a coup de gras, but the point that what the game wants you to do is the game wants you to get a bunch of multiple enemies at that same kind of near death state.
01:39:55
dickvanmeat
Coup de gras.
01:40:02
DeeBo
And then you coup de gras, like five of them at the same time. And then you just get flooded with all this like extra money and things like that to buy upgrades.
01:40:06
Steve-O
Oh.
01:40:09
dickvanmeat
Coup de gras.
01:40:10
Steve-O
Okay, that sounds sick.
01:40:11
DeeBo
And I'm like, Ooh, yeah.
01:40:11
Steve-O
That sounds cool.
01:40:13
dickvanmeat
Coup de gras.
01:40:13
Steve-O
And like that streets of rage for those combos were like so good.
01:40:14
SuperDong
Coup de grace.
01:40:17
Steve-O
So I imagine that this is like.
01:40:18
DeeBo
Yeah. And I don't know if i mentioned this, but like I replayed Streets of Rage 4 a few weeks ago with like the extra characters and all that.
01:40:19
dickvanmeat
Coup de gras. Coup de gras.
01:40:24
dickvanmeat
Croissant.
01:40:25
DeeBo
And I was like, God damn, this game is good.
01:40:27
Steve-O
Still stands good.
01:40:28
DeeBo
those Still, Streets of Rage 4?
01:40:29
Steve-O
When did that come out? That seems like.
01:40:31
DeeBo
want say 2022. No? You think?
01:40:32
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:40:32
DeeBo
Oh, shoot. twenty twenty two
01:40:36
Steve-O
No, there's no way that's earlier.
01:40:37
DeeBo
no you think
01:40:40
SuperDong
Damn.
01:40:40
dickvanmeat
Au revoir.
01:40:40
SuperDong
Au revoir.
01:40:43
Steve-O
2020.
01:40:43
SuperDong
Mon cheri.
01:40:44
Steve-O
It was pandemic.
01:40:44
DeeBo
oh
01:40:44
Steve-O
April 30, 2020.
01:40:45
dickvanmeat
Merci.
01:40:46
Steve-O
Me, I'll see.
01:40:47
dickvanmeat
Merci.
01:40:48
DeeBo
Well...
01:40:52
Steve-O
I was a Strider kid growing up, Devin.
01:40:54
DeeBo
well
01:40:54
Steve-O
And yeah.
01:40:55
SuperDong
Whoa!
01:40:57
dickvanmeat
Oh, you were a Strider kid?
01:40:57
Steve-O
And I was a Strider kid because I had Strider...
01:40:59
dickvanmeat
Nah. were you even a Were you even a Strider kid in in the mvc two though
01:41:01
Steve-O
I had Strider...
01:41:03
Steve-O
no i No, I wasn't because that's a different Strider. Because the Strider I played was super regular Nintendo Strider, where it was like a weird DuckTales slash Metroidvania.
01:41:10
dickvanmeat
So any NES Strider.
01:41:14
SuperDong
was a bionic commando guy.
01:41:16
Steve-O
Yeah, that's a great game.
01:41:16
dickvanmeat
oh man. Okay.
01:41:17
Steve-O
That's a great game. But the reason I bring that up is because, Devin, do you remember almost like a decade ago...
01:41:21
dickvanmeat
Wait, Chris, you were this fucking... um let me Steve, let me let me paste this. youre You were this whitewashed Strider that looks like you? Is that the Strider that...
01:41:30
Steve-O
yeah Yeah, that's the Strider I remember.
01:41:31
dickvanmeat
business That's you?
01:41:32
DeeBo
Yeah. OK.
01:41:33
Steve-O
That's the Strider I remember.
01:41:33
SuperDong
Yeah.
01:41:33
dickvanmeat
Yeah, Steve. It just looks like Steve. That's...
01:41:37
Steve-O
but But here's the thing.
01:41:38
dickvanmeat
looks like It looks like future me. That's why I like this game, Mom.
01:41:40
Steve-O
i remember i went to Funkoland. I traded in all of my 16-bit games, 8-bit games, and I got Final Fantasy VII, Castlevania Symphony of the Night, and Strider 2 for the PlayStation.
01:41:50
SuperDong
Really?
01:41:50
DeeBo
okay
01:41:54
dickvanmeat
Okay, MFK those movies.
01:41:54
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:41:56
dickvanmeat
Those games right now.
01:41:57
Steve-O
Those games.
01:41:57
SuperDong
yeah
01:41:58
Steve-O
um
01:41:58
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
01:41:59
Steve-O
Strider one was like an add on to that. um Oh, all those games. Okay. I'm sorry. Yeah. um
01:42:06
dickvanmeat
three There's three games. You got an MFK, a proper.
01:42:09
Steve-O
Marry Symphony of the Night. Fuck Final Fantasy seven. Kill Strider two.
01:42:15
SuperDong
oh
01:42:15
dickvanmeat
Hell yeah.
01:42:15
Steve-O
And it's because Strider two was literally like a 30 minute game.
01:42:17
dickvanmeat
And you know what? When you fuck put a bag on her head too.
01:42:19
SuperDong
really
01:42:20
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:42:22
dickvanmeat
So you don't have to look at it.
01:42:22
Steve-O
but
01:42:23
DeeBo
yeah
01:42:24
Steve-O
So it's the opposite of a good sit. A brown bag. A brown bag fuck.
01:42:28
dickvanmeat
um that Yeah, is that below that's below that's below fuck.
01:42:29
SuperDong
Brown bagger.
01:42:31
Steve-O
like
01:42:32
dickvanmeat
okay so good sit good sit is above a fuck a brown bag.
01:42:35
DeeBo
It bakes for the brown bag.
01:42:37
Steve-O
but
01:42:37
dickvanmeat
brown bag brown baggers is below fuck.
01:42:38
Steve-O
Brown bagger. um But I remember being like disappointed in that. And then like about a decade ago, do you remember the Strider Metroidvania that they released?
01:42:51
Steve-O
And that was really good.
01:42:52
DeeBo
Oh, yeah.
01:42:55
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
01:42:55
DeeBo
Vaguely. Because I was like, oh, Strider. And then I just never kept playing it because it's, I don't know. Strider's been weird.
01:43:04
dickvanmeat
Man, Dude, Mario vs. Capcom Strider is badass, though. I love that design.
01:43:08
Steve-O
is He's got the little the little scarf in his badass.
01:43:11
SuperDong
And he's got that special where the machine punches the guy in the face. Is that him?
01:43:14
DeeBo
Is it just called Strider? I think it's like.
01:43:16
Steve-O
It's just called Strider, the 2013 one.
01:43:16
dickvanmeat
No, that's the other guy. That's the other guy, Chris.
01:43:18
DeeBo
It's OK.
01:43:18
SuperDong
Oh, am I picking somebody else?
01:43:19
DeeBo
2013.
01:43:20
SuperDong
Damn.
01:43:20
dickvanmeat
You're thinking of...
01:43:20
Steve-O
You're thinking of um ah Shatterhead.
01:43:22
dickvanmeat
What's his tits?
01:43:23
SuperDong
yeah Now that's my game.
01:43:23
dickvanmeat
What is his tits? The guy with the headband, right? He's got like that white headband.
01:43:28
SuperDong
Yeah, you're right.
01:43:28
Steve-O
Oh, Jin.
01:43:29
dickvanmeat
Let me see
01:43:29
Steve-O
You're talking about Jin.
01:43:30
dickvanmeat
Jin.
01:43:30
Steve-O
He's got that big neck.
01:43:30
SuperDong
I'm talking about Chin. I'm talking about Chin. You're right.
01:43:32
dickvanmeat
me see je
01:43:32
SuperDong
He's got the dog. Strider's got the dog, right?
01:43:35
Steve-O
He's got the dog and the bird.
01:43:36
SuperDong
Throw his dogs at you.
01:43:38
dickvanmeat
Jin, what is Jin from? Jin is from Cyberbots Full Metal Madness.
01:43:40
Steve-O
shin Yeah.
01:43:44
dickvanmeat
That sounds like your kind of game, Chris.
01:43:45
SuperDong
No, it doesn't.
01:43:46
Steve-O
It's a fighting game. That's a fighting game. ah The only reason I bring up Strider is because if if this Shinobi game scratches that itch, I'm a be eating good. going to be eating real good.
01:43:57
SuperDong
Interesting.
01:43:58
DeeBo
Yeah, I'd probably say it's closer to this than like the Ninja Gaiden one.
01:44:05
SuperDong
Wait, you played you played a demo of a new ah new Strider game?
01:44:06
Steve-O
Okay. Okay.
01:44:09
DeeBo
No, a demo of Shinobi.
01:44:09
Steve-O
No, no.
01:44:10
SuperDong
No.
01:44:11
Steve-O
aye I played a demo of a new Squaresoft 2.5D Legend of Zelda slash...
01:44:18
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, okay.
01:44:22
Steve-O
What is it? What is this game? Swords of... um
01:44:24
DeeBo
Oh, it wasn't, it wasn't. The Adventures of Aaron or whatever.
01:44:29
Steve-O
Yes, it was ah um The Adventure...
01:44:29
DeeBo
thought.
01:44:31
Steve-O
I'm sorry. The Adventure of Elliot.
01:44:32
SuperDong
Interesting. Eric Elliott?
01:44:33
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:44:33
DeeBo
Elliot. though Okay, that was close.
01:44:36
Steve-O
Um, not a great title.
01:44:36
DeeBo
Not a great title.
01:44:38
Steve-O
The millennium tales. Um, I, I was enjoying it. It's really, it's really good. It's yeah because of the name.
01:44:44
DeeBo
That's the one everybody was making fun of, right?
01:44:48
Steve-O
Um,
01:44:48
DeeBo
It's like put Phil Fidelthia or something, right?
01:44:49
Steve-O
The little, the little, yeah.
01:44:52
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:44:52
Steve-O
Philobildia the name of the city.
01:44:53
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:44:55
SuperDong
Whoa.
01:44:56
Steve-O
It's, it's very cheesy, but the actual like gameplay is like really good. Cause like you get multiple weapons and you like explore caves and stuff. I was really enjoying it.
01:45:07
Steve-O
And I think, you know, definitely went from somebody who had like no interest in it to being like, you know what i might check this out when this comes out. So.
01:45:13
SuperDong
So what's Elliot like?
01:45:15
Steve-O
Elliot's kind of just like his whole persona is just like, I'm an adventurer and I'm ready to go on an adventure. Um, that's about it.
01:45:24
SuperDong
Wow. Okay.
01:45:25
Steve-O
Yeah. Um,
01:45:26
SuperDong
is there Is this thing going to spook me after a while or something?
01:45:29
Steve-O
No, no, it's nothing like that.
01:45:31
SuperDong
Oh.
01:45:32
Steve-O
It's definitely more in the vein of like, um do you know Octopath Traveler and those kinds of games that are like the 3D graphics backgrounds, but the sprite work?
01:45:32
SuperDong
Dang it. Yeah.
01:45:37
SuperDong
Yeah.
01:45:40
Steve-O
It's one of those, but it's instead of just being like a very like overly complicated RPG, it's just like an action RPG, which is like, you know, a little bit more like easy to get my hands on.
01:45:48
SuperDong
i get
01:45:50
SuperDong
I can trust you well enough if there is one of those games that's not what it is and it just wants to spook me. You'd be like, Chris, gotta play this game.
01:45:56
Steve-O
Oh, Chris, I'd be the first. I'd be the first to tell you. i'm trying to I'm trying to think of one. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:46:02
SuperDong
Is there is there like a new one equivalent to that? Because I've been missing those in my life.
01:46:04
Steve-O
There Yeah, there is one. There is one. um I need to look it up real quick.
01:46:09
DeeBo
and kind of zoned out. What game is Chris alluding to?
01:46:11
Steve-O
ah Chris wants a game that pulls the wool over his eyes.
01:46:11
SuperDong
You know, Devin, wait, Oxblain. I'll explain to Devin. You a game, you think you're playing one game, and then you're not. And then you're like, oh, shit.
01:46:21
DeeBo
Yeah, kind of like I think an extreme example is like Doki Doki, right?
01:46:25
SuperDong
There you go, dog. That's where I'm looking at.
01:46:26
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:46:27
Steve-O
Here you go, Chris.
01:46:27
SuperDong
like
01:46:27
DeeBo
OK.
01:46:27
dickvanmeat
There you go, boy.
01:46:28
Steve-O
here's the I'm going to send you a link right now, Chris, in shit talk for a game. It's on sale on Steam right now for $13.49. It scratches that itch 100%, buddy.
01:46:38
SuperDong
You know, like ah like the other, the card game.
01:46:39
DeeBo
Let me, what's this called? Let me see.
01:46:41
SuperDong
What was that card game called?
01:46:42
Steve-O
ah You're talking about um in um inscription.
01:46:43
DeeBo
Whoa.
01:46:45
SuperDong
Inscription, yeah.
01:46:47
DeeBo
Oh, wait, so this is Doki Doki style?
01:46:47
Steve-O
Here's one for you, Chris. This is this is very much Doki Doki style, Chris. I think you'll you'll enjoy it.
01:46:52
SuperDong
No shit, really?
01:46:53
Steve-O
Yeah, me side.
01:46:54
SuperDong
You're not gonna fuck, you're not fucking with me here?
01:46:55
Steve-O
Dude, there's a demo. So if you want to play the demo and does it have, it has, it's playable on Steam Deck.
01:47:03
SuperDong
Ooh, ooh, okay, okay. okay I just read the description. Let's imagine that you have a game in which you care for a character, but could you imagine one day getting into that game yourself?
01:47:17
SuperDong
Ooh, this game's going to spook me out, isn't it?
01:47:20
Steve-O
I think you're going to have some fun with it. I think you'd have some fun with it.
01:47:23
SuperDong
yeah Yeah, I even see Doki Doki packaged with this as a bundle.
01:47:28
Steve-O
yeah
01:47:30
SuperDong
Okay.
01:47:32
Steve-O
100% 100% see that Chris you ask I will I will deliver
01:47:32
SuperDong
All right, all right, all right, all right. you got yeah You got it. that's I haven't played one of those that felt like since Inscription.
01:47:43
Steve-O
hu
01:47:43
SuperDong
To honest. and I mean, that wasn't that long ago, all things considered. but God damn, I miss those games.
01:47:51
Steve-O
it's a one it's every time one of those pops up it's a must play for me
01:47:55
SuperDong
Yeah. Yeah. Inscription I played again like couple of months ago.
01:48:02
DeeBo
Really man, I got a I liked what I played.
01:48:03
SuperDong
Six months ago.
01:48:05
DeeBo
I just never really stuck with
01:48:07
Steve-O
I think the beginning of inscriptions, my favorite part still though.
01:48:11
SuperDong
It is, but like I feel like I always miss things in that mid part that like I could unlock. And there were some things I did, and I got around to the second playthrough. And it just makes it so much darker.
01:48:23
SuperDong
It's fucking horrifying.
01:48:23
Steve-O
um
01:48:26
SuperDong
What a game. What a game.
01:48:28
Steve-O
There is a game coming out, Chris. And you know, Again, it's the same thing. It's coming soon. I don't know when. It's by the same people who made um that um that home help hotline game.
01:48:42
SuperDong
Oh, okay.
01:48:44
Steve-O
It's called Forbidden...
01:48:44
SuperDong
Okay.
01:48:44
DeeBo
I just feel like Steve's about to be like, get this.
01:48:47
Steve-O
No, no, no. It's called Forbidden Solitaire.
01:48:48
SuperDong
He
01:48:50
DeeBo
Get this. You're a horse, but you're an an anime girl.
01:48:53
SuperDong
yeah got me!
01:48:53
DeeBo
And you're raised.
01:48:54
dickvanmeat
Ha ha ha.
01:48:54
Steve-O
It's called Umamusume! Umamusume!
01:48:56
SuperDong
You fucking got me!
01:48:58
Steve-O
got him baby um but the whole gimmick of this game is it is a banned old 1995 CD-ROM PC game it's coming soon
01:49:08
SuperDong
Oof.
01:49:10
DeeBo
Wait, this is out or it's not out yet?
01:49:10
SuperDong
Oof.
01:49:13
DeeBo
Forbidden solitaire. Oh, that's neat.
01:49:16
SuperDong
Yeah, this is I think you talked about this before.
01:49:16
DeeBo
I mean, the cover's got me. I'm just not good at solitaire.
01:49:21
SuperDong
And this looks kind of horrifying just from the cover here.
01:49:25
Steve-O
i don't think it's just solitaire though
01:49:25
SuperDong
The guy's eyes are bleeding.
01:49:28
SuperDong
Okay. All right.
01:49:28
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:49:32
Steve-O
ah They also have another game in the works. I don't know how far along they are called please insert disc, which is a horror game about navigating the underbelly of a two thousands era gaming console to restore its functionality, but awakening something in the process.
01:49:47
SuperDong
Oh, man.
01:49:48
Steve-O
And it's basically you, you are trying to like reboot your PlayStation two. i'm sending a link to that one too. So.
01:49:57
SuperDong
See, Devin, this is what I'm talking about, man.
01:49:59
DeeBo
hey Yeah, yeah.
01:50:00
SuperDong
I want to get spooked out. I want to get scared.
01:50:01
Steve-O
I feel like I've showed you these before. i think I'm like repeating, but.
01:50:07
SuperDong
this This is why that game that you made didn't scare me, Devin.
01:50:10
DeeBo
Oh, ah Legend of Babu? Yeah,
01:50:13
SuperDong
Yeah, there was something scary about it. I was just a big fucking elephant.
01:50:16
DeeBo
all fine. All right, I'll wait till Legend of Batuu, all right?
01:50:17
SuperDong
And I just ate apples all the whole game. That's all it was.
01:50:22
Steve-O
Oh, that's a great name for a sequel, though.
01:50:22
DeeBo
The sequel. Yeah.
01:50:25
SuperDong
Yeah. oh
01:50:25
DeeBo
What do you mean sequel? It's an original game.
01:50:27
SuperDong
Eating fucking apples not fun, alright?
01:50:29
Steve-O
It's not a sequel to the legend of boo boo.
01:50:31
DeeBo
No, why would you think that?
01:50:32
Steve-O
cause you called it Boutou.
01:50:34
DeeBo
No, it's a totally different game.
01:50:36
Steve-O
So you...
01:50:36
SuperDong
Yeah, it's different.
01:50:36
DeeBo
It's a first person Japanese RPG.
01:50:41
Steve-O
Wait, but you're not Japanese.
01:50:43
DeeBo
There's no, literally no connection.
01:50:45
SuperDong
There's slight roguelike elements, too.
01:50:47
Steve-O
Oh, okay.
01:50:48
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:50:48
SuperDong
Yeah, he's put a...
01:50:49
DeeBo
Now it makes sense.
01:50:50
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, I'm on board. I'm on board.
01:50:52
DeeBo
Yeah. I'm pretty sure if you Googled legend of baboo, it's probably a real thing.
01:50:58
SuperDong
There is something there.
01:50:59
DeeBo
I just farted out some words out of my face.
01:51:02
Steve-O
How do you spell baboo?
01:51:02
DeeBo
And how I would spell it.
01:51:05
SuperDong
B-A-B-U.
01:51:05
DeeBo
B-A-B... Oh, hold on.
01:51:08
SuperDong
Or B-A-B-O-O.
01:51:09
DeeBo
I guess some legend of the...
01:51:10
dickvanmeat
La Boo Boo? La Boo Boo?
01:51:12
Steve-O
vivi vivi
01:51:13
DeeBo
I would say B-A-B-O-O. That's how I'd say
01:51:15
SuperDong
The ABR Legend of Babu.
01:51:15
Steve-O
Okay. This literally is a game, Devin.
01:51:18
dickvanmeat
Croissant?
01:51:20
DeeBo
Yes! Yes!
01:51:20
Steve-O
You literally just fucking just...
01:51:22
DeeBo
Legend of Babu.
01:51:24
Steve-O
Is this something you stored in your brain?
01:51:26
DeeBo
Maybe. Is it out? Is it like Whoa!
01:51:29
Steve-O
To be announced.
01:51:31
SuperDong
Yeah, Devin, you got to get this, man.
01:51:31
Steve-O
This is Devin. Oh, dude.
01:51:32
DeeBo
you guys You guys, I'm the new rain, guys. You guys found my new video game.
01:51:35
SuperDong
this
01:51:36
Steve-O
What are you doing, Devin? How did you do that?
01:51:39
DeeBo
Whoa, wait.
01:51:39
SuperDong
is coming out for everything.
01:51:40
DeeBo
The Legend of Babu is an upcoming action-eventure game where a young something and his tongue babu embark on a quest.
01:51:48
SuperDong
Yeah,
01:51:48
DeeBo
Yeah. Babu looks like my kind of game. wait oh yeah no dude yeah i remember yeah dude this was stuck in my brain because i remember seeing this trailer like a year two years ago or something because that dumb dog dude i'm like yeah that dog i'm all about that dog
01:51:54
Steve-O
What is your game, you son of a bitch? You just told it to us.
01:52:07
SuperDong
this is pretty cool.
01:52:09
Steve-O
I love the idea that this game just lived in your head rent free for like a year.
01:52:14
DeeBo
i would say rent free it just it was a stowaway dude it was hiding in the attic
01:52:17
Steve-O
Yeah, it snuck in.
01:52:17
SuperDong
It's a big dog, you
01:52:19
Steve-O
It snuck in. Hello?
01:52:20
DeeBo
ah It's like I uncovered a secret door and i and I see a bunch of old, like, fucking snack bags. And I'm like, somebody's been living here. And it's baboo.
01:52:29
Steve-O
hello
01:52:29
SuperDong
too.
Marvel Universe Speculations
01:52:30
SuperDong
If anything happens to that dog while I'm playing this game, going to kick the shit out of you, Devon, alright?
01:52:34
DeeBo
Well, you know what? that see Can you believe that Steve thought Legend of Patoo is related? What an idiot.
01:52:39
dickvanmeat
Thank you.
01:52:40
SuperDong
I know, right?
01:52:40
Steve-O
I'm typing that in now too.
01:52:41
DeeBo
T-W-O.
01:52:41
Steve-O
How do you spell two?
01:52:42
DeeBo
LAUGHTER ah t tw
01:52:46
SuperDong
T-O-O? T-W-O?
01:52:48
Steve-O
Okay, that's not a thing.
01:52:50
DeeBo
Okay.
01:52:50
Steve-O
That's not a thing. You can't have two back-to-back, Devin.
01:52:51
DeeBo
what Damn, dude. was like, oh, don't know. Far Cry 7?
01:52:56
Steve-O
What is this dog?
01:52:57
DeeBo
just came out of my head. That's baboo, dude!
01:53:01
SuperDong
like the dog.
01:53:02
DeeBo
Yeah, I do like this dog, man.
01:53:02
Steve-O
I do like the dog.
01:53:02
SuperDong
I gotta admit.
01:53:04
Steve-O
yeah Let's get some news out of the way before we get this sucker going.
01:53:09
DeeBo
Yeah, there's in some things.
01:53:09
SuperDong
Oh, shit. Yeah.
01:53:11
DeeBo
um say ah So, you know, because Jon keeps charles blowing me up. Personally.
01:53:16
dickvanmeat
What talk about? you talk about?
01:53:18
DeeBo
John's like, every other day, he's like, check out this new spider suit.
01:53:20
dickvanmeat
Spider-Man shit?
01:53:21
DeeBo
It looks good, dude. I like the suit.
01:53:23
dickvanmeat
Well, you didn't know. i asked you and you were like, what? the What is a Spider-Man?
01:53:26
DeeBo
Well, yeah, because I was probably too busy complaining about the weather and my back being hurt.
01:53:27
dickvanmeat
Because I was like, ah yeah, they were revealing the suit the other day and I was like yo, are they revealing the suit?
01:53:35
DeeBo
Yeah, i was like, I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:53:36
dickvanmeat
And you're like, what suit? Spider-Man, what's that? was like, oh, okay.
01:53:40
DeeBo
Ew.
01:53:41
Steve-O
Spider-Man.
01:53:43
dickvanmeat
So they revealed the suit. What do you think?
01:53:45
DeeBo
Yeah, dude.
01:53:45
dickvanmeat
Do you like it? and
01:53:46
DeeBo
That's a good suit.
01:53:48
SuperDong
Is this stuff not doing it for you anymore, Devon?
01:53:48
DeeBo
That's a real good suit, actually.
01:53:50
dickvanmeat
Do you like do you like the exposed like the prominently exposed web shooters?
01:53:50
DeeBo
No. what
01:53:55
DeeBo
No, those are a little gaudy.
01:53:57
dickvanmeat
It's a little too much, right?
01:53:57
Steve-O
little clunky.
01:53:57
DeeBo
i hope that's like I hope that's like they're doing it and then...
01:53:58
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:54:00
dickvanmeat
like that's an easy That's an easy target for fucking Punisher to shoot off with his
01:54:03
DeeBo
Yeah, but i'm I'm saying I'm hoping that's like... They're just big and shiny because in post they're going to be a lot less that.
01:54:07
dickvanmeat
you know
01:54:11
DeeBo
You know what I mean?
01:54:12
SuperDong
Okay.
01:54:12
dickvanmeat
do they do the cause like i remember
01:54:12
DeeBo
Because that is pretty obnoxious.
01:54:13
SuperDong
Okay.
01:54:16
dickvanmeat
Amazing Spider-Man, they had the mechanical shooters, right?
01:54:19
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:54:19
dickvanmeat
And whenever whenever he would deploy it, was kind of cool, actually.
01:54:19
DeeBo
Amazing.
01:54:23
DeeBo
They'd be like...
01:54:24
dickvanmeat
You see a little little puff, a little puff of little web cloud puff.
01:54:26
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:54:29
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:54:29
dickvanmeat
Did they do that with Tom Holland?
01:54:29
DeeBo
I'll be honest. I think it's... No. They just go out... They go out the how they should. They just go...
01:54:35
dickvanmeat
Oh, they just put him they put him in the baby Bjorn. They just carry him through his whole movie. He doesn't have to do anything.
01:54:39
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
01:54:40
Steve-O
Don't worry.
01:54:41
dickvanmeat
I see.
01:54:41
Steve-O
Iron Man's here, babe.
01:54:44
DeeBo
Um...
01:54:44
dickvanmeat
what's weird What's weird about this movie is that it's Punisher and Hulk are the two sides.
01:54:48
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:54:49
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:54:50
dickvanmeat
Which is interesting, right?
01:54:50
DeeBo
um
01:54:51
dickvanmeat
Because it's so weird, I think.
01:54:53
DeeBo
Yeah, that is a weird.
01:54:54
dickvanmeat
I think it's really weird.
01:54:56
SuperDong
Do you think the Punisher is going to feed him until he shits himself like he did him?
01:54:57
dickvanmeat
Because, like, what...
01:54:59
DeeBo
I think the Punisher is going to shoot the Hulk in the fucking mouth and we're going to like it.
01:55:00
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:55:05
dickvanmeat
turn Banner off. He's not going to nice Hulk anymore. like Where did we leave off with Hulk before this movie?
01:55:10
DeeBo
Hulk is. ah Well, depending on how
01:55:13
dickvanmeat
Is he still hot Hulk? Is he still hot Hulk?
01:55:16
DeeBo
Yeah, he's still Hot Hulk.
01:55:16
SuperDong
Damn.
01:55:17
DeeBo
if If depending on how fourth wall breaking She-Hulk ended, remember he...
01:55:19
SuperDong
How hot hot did Hulk get?
01:55:22
dickvanmeat
Remember? he he's like He's like... He turned Rage Hulk off. He's just Banner Hulk and he's hot and wears glasses.
01:55:27
DeeBo
Yeah, now he's Banner Hulk. But remember at the end of She-Hulk, he's like, this is my son Scar.
01:55:29
SuperDong
see how hot he is.
01:55:32
DeeBo
And everybody's like, what? And then nobody's really sure how that show ended because it was so bonkers, right? So like, I don't know.
01:55:41
dickvanmeat
All right.
01:55:42
DeeBo
I hope Scar's not a thing.
01:55:44
dickvanmeat
Chris, here, I'll show you a picture here.
01:55:46
SuperDong
I'm trying to look for an attractive Hulk here. Just give me one second, Evan.
01:55:49
dickvanmeat
It's it's really easy, dude.
01:55:50
DeeBo
Oh, dude. Yeah, dude.
01:55:51
dickvanmeat
It's the last iteration of him here.
01:55:53
SuperDong
Okay. You guys are just talking about look when he got control of the Hulk.
01:55:57
DeeBo
Yeah, Banner Hulk.
01:55:58
SuperDong
Okay.
01:55:58
dickvanmeat
Yeah, he's Hot Hulk.
01:55:59
SuperDong
I just want to see if you got a picture of the backup how hot he is.
01:55:59
dickvanmeat
He wears glasses. and wears glasses and a hooky. Yeah, look, look. I just posted it.
01:56:04
SuperDong
Yeah. Okay. All right.
01:56:05
DeeBo
Oh, that Babu?
01:56:05
SuperDong
I believe you.
01:56:06
DeeBo
Oh, never mind.
01:56:06
SuperDong
I believe you.
01:56:06
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:56:07
SuperDong
I believe you.
01:56:08
dickvanmeat
He is Hot Hulk now.
01:56:08
Steve-O
No, it's Batuu.
01:56:09
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:56:09
SuperDong
Yeah.
01:56:10
SuperDong
He's handsome.
01:56:10
dickvanmeat
He is Hot Hulk.
01:56:11
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
01:56:11
SuperDong
Yeah.
01:56:12
dickvanmeat
He's zaddy.
01:56:12
SuperDong
I'll give you that.
01:56:13
dickvanmeat
Zaddy Hulk. That's it. Zulk. He's Zulk.
01:56:16
Steve-O
Z-Z-Zulk.
01:56:17
DeeBo
Yeah. Um, also Scorpions in this one.
01:56:22
Steve-O
Mortal Kombat?
01:56:22
dickvanmeat
Wait.
01:56:23
DeeBo
No, uh, it's Spider-Man, the movie.
01:56:24
dickvanmeat
The...
01:56:24
SuperDong
Get over here.
01:56:24
Steve-O
Oh, oh, oh, Scorpion, the Spider-Man villain. Sorry.
01:56:27
dickvanmeat
Is that new? Is that new? Or was he... Was he...
01:56:28
SuperDong
Get over here.
01:56:29
DeeBo
No, he was in, uh, he was in Homecoming.
01:56:30
Steve-O
he was in Homecoming. Yeah, was at the he was the...
01:56:31
dickvanmeat
He was in...
01:56:31
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:56:32
dickvanmeat
He was in Homebody. Or Home...
01:56:34
Steve-O
was in the after-credits scene.
01:56:35
dickvanmeat
He was in Home Alone. and this... What's this one called? Called Brand New Home?
01:56:41
DeeBo
Yeah. Brand new.
01:56:42
Steve-O
a brand new day.
01:56:42
DeeBo
Put it, put him in a home.
01:56:42
dickvanmeat
I think, yo, this is my hot, my hot fucking super low odds, high payoff bet.
01:56:50
DeeBo
Low IQ. OK. Yeah.
01:56:52
dickvanmeat
Yeah, low IQ bet. Like, this is my, like, um fucking, like, Ben Simmons is gonna win MVP bet that I'm putting $5 on right now, you know?
01:57:04
DeeBo
okay
01:57:06
dickvanmeat
They're gonna kill Spider-Man in this movie.
01:57:08
DeeBo
yeah
01:57:09
dickvanmeat
And Miles is gonna be in it. it's all smokescreen. him saying that ah Him saying that he's not allowed to use Miles. I think he's just saying that. think Miles might...
01:57:20
dickvanmeat
my Would that be a good thing or a bad thing?
01:57:22
DeeBo
i yeah i
01:57:24
dickvanmeat
If they killed Tom Holland in this and and it was Miles' first... Because, like Chris said, there they're in panic mode.
01:57:28
DeeBo
I don't love the idea of killing Peter Parker.
01:57:32
dickvanmeat
They're in panic mode right now. They're in panic mode.
01:57:33
DeeBo
and know, but I'm saying I don't love the idea of killing Peter Parker just so we can have Miles.
01:57:34
dickvanmeat
They need to
01:57:38
dickvanmeat
Oh, you don't like the idea that Bendis had in the comics in Ultimate Spider-Man when he did it?
01:57:38
DeeBo
like
01:57:42
dickvanmeat
And
01:57:42
DeeBo
No, because at that point, they've done it twice now.
01:57:46
SuperDong
I think they should keep I think they should keep killing yeah yeah so what
01:57:46
DeeBo
They did in the comics. They did in they should just keep murdering them. Chris wants a montage of dead of dead white children.
01:57:52
Steve-O
Over and over and over.
01:57:57
dickvanmeat
and apparently Tobey Maguire is a cast in this, but as somebody else, like a different character.
01:57:57
Steve-O
thought I was like 30.
01:58:03
DeeBo
What? Oh my goodness. It's not. You know what? I bet you there was a part of me oh yeah.
01:58:08
dickvanmeat
i I heard that... I heard Robert Downey Jr. heard Robert Downey Jr. is going to the new Spider-Man. That's what I heard. I don't know.
01:58:14
SuperDong
yeah
01:58:14
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:58:15
dickvanmeat
don't how true it is.
01:58:15
DeeBo
i heard i heard I heard he got really scarred from the Infinity Stones.
01:58:17
dickvanmeat
ah Apparently they're they're really theyre they're really in panic mode now.
01:58:20
DeeBo
Shit.
01:58:21
SuperDong
Fuck, we'll just make them everybody.
01:58:21
dickvanmeat
So they're casting Robert...
01:58:23
Steve-O
Can we
01:58:23
SuperDong
We'll just make everybody.
01:58:25
DeeBo
Let's make him a Nazi. Oh, wait, no, we're doing that with Chris Evans. Oh, no, what are we going to do?
01:58:29
SuperDong
Can we make the Hulk hotter, please?
01:58:29
DeeBo
Impossible.
01:58:31
Steve-O
we get that hot hole cooked?
01:58:32
dickvanmeat
And Sadie Sink is a character, but she's a brand new character. Like with...
01:58:36
DeeBo
Okay.
01:58:37
dickvanmeat
like a
01:58:38
DeeBo
Oh, she going be?
01:58:38
dickvanmeat
That's what they're saying.
01:58:38
DeeBo
No. No. Okay.
01:58:41
dickvanmeat
People were like speculating Gwen, but like it's too you can't bring Gwen in now.
01:58:42
DeeBo
Hey.
01:58:46
DeeBo
Yeah, you can't.
01:58:46
dickvanmeat
That doesn't really make any sense.
01:58:47
DeeBo
We're too far gone.
01:58:49
dickvanmeat
And plus, she is MJ. She's got MJ genes, but we already have MJ.
01:58:56
Steve-O
Right.
01:58:57
dickvanmeat
you know Oh shit, wait, is Charlie Cox going to be in this? Did they say that?
01:59:02
DeeBo
don't know.
01:59:02
Steve-O
Oh, we getting the devil back?
01:59:03
dickvanmeat
Or did Google just spoil it for me? I mean, Frank's there, Matt's probably around, right?
01:59:06
DeeBo
Well, I mean, he he was.
01:59:06
SuperDong
Chuck Cox.
01:59:08
DeeBo
Yeah, and he was.
01:59:09
Steve-O
Matt was in the last one.
01:59:09
DeeBo
it and Yeah, and he was.
01:59:10
Steve-O
They've already established Matty.
01:59:11
dickvanmeat
oh yeah.
01:59:11
DeeBo
That was in the last one.
01:59:14
DeeBo
We also got Legion of Babu. Sorry.
01:59:16
Steve-O
God damn it. If you bring up Legend of the Boo.
01:59:17
dickvanmeat
Yeah, why is...
01:59:17
SuperDong
Come on.
01:59:20
dickvanmeat
Yeah, why is Hulk in this one, too? That's so weird.
01:59:24
DeeBo
You know what?
01:59:24
SuperDong
You said it yourself. He's hot.
01:59:26
dickvanmeat
No, but i like it makes sense. ah front castle um The Frank Castle angle works because if this is like street-level Spider-Man now, Like, that's kind of cool, you know?
01:59:38
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:59:38
dickvanmeat
But Hulk... Hulk is the opposite of street level. So, like, even, like...
01:59:42
DeeBo
Yeah, right. But like Bannerhole could just, don't know.
01:59:44
dickvanmeat
Even the... No, but even Banner Hulk version is too is too big of a fucking presence to to be street level, you know?
01:59:50
Steve-O
i I think Hulk's going to be in it and we're going to see Hulk kind of get his ass beat by a villain just to see like how devastating that villain is.
02:00:02
dickvanmeat
Wow. Wow.
02:00:03
Steve-O
That's I know because like that's the thing. If we got Punisher, right?
02:00:09
DeeBo
We do got Punisher.
02:00:09
dickvanmeat
Punisher's gonna How many people how many people is Punisher gonna kill in this movie?
02:00:09
Steve-O
Matty might be in it.
02:00:10
SuperDong
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, yes. He's a, yes.
02:00:16
dickvanmeat
6.5 is the over-under for me.
02:00:18
SuperDong
Six and a half?
02:00:20
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
02:00:20
SuperDong
bear A half. I'm going with a half.
02:00:22
dickvanmeat
No, no!
02:00:22
Steve-O
I'm going to say...
02:00:23
dickvanmeat
It's 6.5 because it's it can either be 7 or 6. Like, you can't you can't kill half a person. That's what I'm saying.
02:00:30
SuperDong
No, I'm saying I'll be surprised he kills half a person in this, because yeah, I'm taking them way under.
02:00:31
dickvanmeat
He's gonna kill half of a person? Oh, so you're taking the under. You're saying he's not killing anyone.
02:00:36
Steve-O
That's Jigsaw.
02:00:38
SuperDong
This movie's going to be soft and baby shit.
02:00:40
dickvanmeat
Yeah, but let's like why like why even have why even have Punisher in the movie then?
02:00:43
SuperDong
I don't know. Because they're going put him in an Iron Man costume.
02:00:45
DeeBo
Now, you know what? Yeah, they're going to have them just fucking shoot big space guns at Hulk.
02:00:47
dickvanmeat
no
02:00:47
Steve-O
a
02:00:50
SuperDong
They're going to have him in the War Machine ah armor.
02:00:50
DeeBo
That's why.
02:00:54
SuperDong
Like in the comics. And it's a stupid fucking idea.
02:00:54
DeeBo
Hold on.
02:00:55
DeeBo
Hold on. I don't know. It's not a stupid idea. That's a fun idea.
02:00:59
SuperDong
yeah
02:01:02
DeeBo
It's always cool when he gets in the War Machine outfit. i
02:01:05
SuperDong
No. It's dumb.
02:01:05
DeeBo
I will stand on that. It's awesome.
02:01:08
Steve-O
You know, what would be a sick idea if they still had Doc Ock around?
02:01:14
dickvanmeat
What's weird is they're shooting in glaske they're shooting in Glasgow, Scotland at four scenes set in, I guess, like Hell's Kitchen, i get I'm assuming they're in.
02:01:15
DeeBo
It's still good.
02:01:23
DeeBo
yeah
02:01:25
dickvanmeat
But, like, why why not just go to Hell's Kitchen? I guess, is it too expensive?
02:01:28
DeeBo
Because it's way more expensive.
02:01:30
Steve-O
Permits.
02:01:30
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:01:30
dickvanmeat
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought they fucking print money over there at Disney. That's what I thought.
02:01:34
DeeBo
Nah, dog.
02:01:35
Steve-O
Not anymore, man.
02:01:36
DeeBo
Save that money.
02:01:36
dickvanmeat
Not street level, Spider-Man.
02:01:37
DeeBo
No, this is Sony, dude.
02:01:38
dickvanmeat
You gotta go low budget.
02:01:38
DeeBo
This is Sony, dude. They're spending all that money suing that company. Tencent.
02:01:43
Steve-O
all that money for Goseyote.
02:01:45
DeeBo
Yeah, dude.
02:01:46
SuperDong
Go to your state.
02:01:47
Steve-O
Goseyote.
02:01:51
dickvanmeat
Yeah, it's weird.
02:01:52
DeeBo
Uh...
02:01:52
dickvanmeat
um i think it's... i mean i It's weird also that they're going away from the ah the motif of of the subtitles of the movies.
02:02:02
Steve-O
Well, they're going to start doing it.
02:02:02
dickvanmeat
No Way Home.
02:02:03
Steve-O
I imagine we're going to have the day trilogy.
02:02:04
dickvanmeat
Oh. Oh, God.
02:02:06
Steve-O
You know you're going get one more day in there.
02:02:08
dickvanmeat
Brand new day.
02:02:08
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:02:09
dickvanmeat
One more... Oh, yeah. That's when he's going to die. In one more day.
02:02:14
DeeBo
Yeah. One last day.
02:02:18
dickvanmeat
Well, they already did one more day in the comics, right?
02:02:20
DeeBo
guess.
02:02:20
dickvanmeat
That's the sad one where he fucking...
02:02:21
DeeBo
ah One more day? Yeah, one more day is, yeah, with...
02:02:24
dickvanmeat
Yeah, they're that's gonna be something.
02:02:27
DeeBo
It doesn't have to be. All
02:02:28
dickvanmeat
They're doing it, dude. Devin, they're just gonna do it. and that They need source material to copy off of, you know?
02:02:32
DeeBo
all right. I guess.
02:02:34
Steve-O
What's going to happen is they're goingnna they're going to break up MJ and Peter. And then Peter's going to find out he doesn't have Spider-Man powers anymore on top of it. Because if they never met, then he wouldn't have gotten his powers.
02:02:47
SuperDong
gi You can't get bit.
02:02:48
Steve-O
So. Then Miles Morales. He gets bit.
02:02:53
SuperDong
Then he gets bit.
02:02:56
Steve-O
He's like, I just got bit by a spider. and then Peter's like, well, i know how to help you.
02:02:59
dickvanmeat
I mean, they basically already did one more day, though, right?
02:03:00
Steve-O
I can help you with that.
02:03:01
SuperDong
I can help you with that.
02:03:03
dickvanmeat
isn't Isn't that the same thing that happened? Like, they just don't know who each other is at that point?
02:03:08
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:03:08
dickvanmeat
Like, what what happens in that storyline?
02:03:09
Steve-O
ah Yeah, they kind of did do that just now.
02:03:11
DeeBo
What?
02:03:11
Steve-O
You're right.
02:03:11
DeeBo
One more.
02:03:11
dickvanmeat
So they just basically already did it.
02:03:13
DeeBo
No Way Home.
02:03:14
Steve-O
they they They did just fuck.
02:03:14
DeeBo
Yeah. No Way Home is everybody forgot who Peter Parker was. And then he sees MJ and he he knows. Right. And then he's like, no, I got stay away.
02:03:24
dickvanmeat
Yeah, he's he's a <unk>s Angel
02:03:27
DeeBo
yeah he's ancient.
02:03:27
dickvanmeat
her buffy and that in that one In that one episode.
02:03:30
SuperDong
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:03:31
dickvanmeat
That one sad episode.
02:03:32
SuperDong
yeah yeah yeah yeah i
02:03:32
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:03:32
dickvanmeat
Yeah, you got me! you You see me, right?
02:03:34
Steve-O
You're right, you're right.
02:03:35
dickvanmeat
you sir You see You see
02:03:35
SuperDong
I got you, babe. I'm right there with you.
02:03:38
dickvanmeat
Carry me. like Carry me like Jon Bernthal is going to carry Tom Holland in this other movie. Alright, so yeah.
02:03:43
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:03:44
dickvanmeat
so they they but That happened in the comics, right? that Isn't that what that whole one more day thing was?
02:03:47
Steve-O
yeah that's where Aunt May gets shot so he's like Mephisto come on well that's hey we get to see oh shit you're right
02:03:49
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:03:53
DeeBo
Yeah, Mephisto's like, I got a deal for you.
02:03:54
dickvanmeat
Oh, and And Aunt May already died in the last movie, too. so So they're really already in that part of the comics.
02:04:05
SuperDong
He's d's already dead. He's a dead man walking.
02:04:06
dickvanmeat
So what happens at the end of...
02:04:07
Steve-O
and then Borat's gonna show up
02:04:09
DeeBo
But what's Borak going to do?
02:04:10
dickvanmeat
He's in it. yeah but haven' yet he in it yeah what what happens at the end of What
02:04:11
DeeBo
Nobody knows he's Spider-Man anymore.
02:04:13
SuperDong
It doesn't matter what Borat's going to do. You see how ripped he is? Yeah.
02:04:17
Steve-O
Brett's going to show up and he's going to be like, hey, you want to make a deal, Spider-Man?
02:04:21
dickvanmeat
what happens at the end of one more day and me say
02:04:24
DeeBo
ah Strange's spell goes off and then all the villain.
02:04:27
dickvanmeat
No, no, not the movie.
02:04:28
Steve-O
The comic. One more day.
02:04:29
dickvanmeat
Not the fucking shitty, stupid movies, then.
02:04:29
Steve-O
One more day.
02:04:32
dickvanmeat
I'm talking about the comics.
02:04:33
DeeBo
Oh, the really well regarded comic.
02:04:35
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
02:04:36
Steve-O
ah
02:04:36
DeeBo
One more day.
02:04:37
dickvanmeat
By je john J. Michael Straczynski.
02:04:39
DeeBo
yeah the the one he took his name off because he's like, fuck this book.
02:04:39
dickvanmeat
Yeah, I'm curious. I just want to know happens in the comic, because I want to have a... Because Mephisto is in that, too.
02:04:48
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:04:49
dickvanmeat
Right?
02:04:49
SuperDong
Yes, he is.
02:04:50
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, that's like the main thing. Yeah.
02:04:52
dickvanmeat
Is Hulk and Punisher in One More Day?
02:04:55
DeeBo
i do not think so he's like he like follows around basically like their daughter you know like their their daughter that will never be don't fucking
02:04:55
dickvanmeat
That's what I want to know. ah Probably not. Okay.
02:05:05
dickvanmeat
Mayday?
02:05:08
dickvanmeat
Yeah, isn't that Mayday Parker or whatever? Is that her nickname?
02:05:10
Steve-O
Mayday Parker.
02:05:11
DeeBo
well in that one continuity but uh comics
02:05:15
dickvanmeat
Dude, comics... Chris, as soon as we like start fucking with Marvel comics, I i don't want to read comics anymore, again.
02:05:22
SuperDong
That's what I'm saying. I'm not going anywhere near him again. i know what turned me off the last time.
02:05:25
dickvanmeat
think like i my I think I might be done wondering what this movie's gonna be.
02:05:30
SuperDong
think I lost brain cells reading Ultimate X-Men.
02:05:31
dickvanmeat
like But it's see it's it seems like they already hit all those beats from this in the movies now.
02:05:35
SuperDong
wow
02:05:37
DeeBo
That's what I mean. This is just like, well, this is brand new day, right? This is, yeah, this brand new day.
02:05:42
Steve-O
This is brand new day.
02:05:43
dickvanmeat
Yeah, did they ever do a brand new day archetype in the comics or no?
02:05:48
DeeBo
Yeah, there's literally event called brand new day.
02:05:50
dickvanmeat
oh Oh my god! Okay, yeah, okay.
02:05:51
DeeBo
Christ.
02:05:52
dickvanmeat
Alright, so let's see.
02:05:52
DeeBo
I know. And honestly, that's when Spider-Man was coming out biweekly. And that is some of the best Spider-Man. You know what I compare to?
02:06:00
dickvanmeat
Oh, so that's good Spider-Man.
02:06:01
DeeBo
You know what, Steve?
02:06:02
dickvanmeat
Okay.
02:06:02
DeeBo
You'll get this. When John Cena did the U.S. Championship Open Challenge and it really like kind of resuscitated his respect across the fandom.
02:06:08
dickvanmeat
yeah
02:06:09
Steve-O
one
02:06:15
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:06:15
DeeBo
That's what Brand New Day did.
02:06:17
Steve-O
He's putting over a lot of
02:06:17
DeeBo
Workhorse, Spider-Man.
02:06:18
dickvanmeat
Oh, this is a dance slot.
02:06:18
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:06:19
dickvanmeat
This a dance slot, Ron.
02:06:19
DeeBo
fightider man yeah Spider-Man was a workhorse comic book that was putting out quality fucking work ah for like two years straight.
02:06:21
dickvanmeat
So it's good.
02:06:28
DeeBo
And then they kind of got there. You know, and obviously everybody got over it. They got over the, you know, they were upset and sad and sassy and all that. But, yeah, that is the weird yet, I'd say, accurate comparison that I made.
02:06:42
Steve-O
I think that's app. I think that's app.
02:06:43
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:06:44
dickvanmeat
Yeah, but I guess the difference is Spider-Man is not Angel in this. he so He doesn't know MJ either right now in the comics, right?
02:06:52
SuperDong
Oh, okay.
02:06:53
DeeBo
No, no, no, he does.
02:06:53
dickvanmeat
Whereas whereas in the movie, he does.
02:06:56
DeeBo
No, no, no, he does in the comics.
02:06:56
dickvanmeat
Oh, he does.
02:06:58
DeeBo
It's just like they're broken up. And that's kind of like they know each other. It's just like basically they're just like, hey, everything's set. Like Peter doesn't know that he made this deal.
02:07:09
DeeBo
But it's just like, oh, ah here you are. Nobody knows your Spider-Man.
02:07:13
dickvanmeat
Oh, it's just like understood in his head canon that that's what happened.
02:07:14
DeeBo
Your friends are here. Yeah.
02:07:17
dickvanmeat
Okay.
02:07:17
DeeBo
Yeah. And he's just like, and then you and Mary Jane broke up.
02:07:19
dickvanmeat
So they never got married? They never got married, I guess?
02:07:21
DeeBo
No, exactly. you know undid their marriage.
02:07:24
Steve-O
That was the whole point of that book was, um, what was that?
02:07:25
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:07:27
dickvanmeat
To make him not married anymore?
02:07:28
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:07:29
DeeBo
Yeah, because they're like, he's too old looking. or he He sounds too old.
02:07:32
dickvanmeat
Oh, it's... Is this...
02:07:34
DeeBo
Because he was married and had a...
02:07:34
dickvanmeat
Okay.
02:07:35
DeeBo
and
02:07:36
SuperDong
going so funny when Mephisto shows up and says, i I make shit in your house.
02:07:37
dickvanmeat
Wait, but how does this fit in with this...
02:07:40
SuperDong
And he has a little bag of shit.
02:07:40
dickvanmeat
How does this...
02:07:41
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:07:41
dickvanmeat
Because this is the same like timeline as um Civil War. so like and does Did Mephisto wipe everybody's recollection of him unmasking himself too?
02:07:51
DeeBo
Yeah, that was the whole point is he unmasked himself and then everything went really bad for him.
02:07:53
Steve-O
yeah
02:07:56
DeeBo
And he was like, man, that was a bad fucking call.
02:07:59
dickvanmeat
Man.
02:07:59
DeeBo
And then, yeah, we're going back, dude.
02:08:01
dickvanmeat
This is his is okay I am getting mentally exhausted just thinking about these things again.
02:08:02
DeeBo
We're going back, dude.
02:08:03
Steve-O
a lot. There's a lot here.
02:08:07
SuperDong
I think, if I remember correctly, they found out his identity and the lizard killed his dentist or something? It was like... Yeah, real deep.
02:08:14
dickvanmeat
Is that real? That's real?
02:08:15
SuperDong
Yeah, that happened.
02:08:16
Steve-O
Real heat. Real heat.
02:08:17
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. Legs in a baboo did it.
02:08:19
dickvanmeat
It's not the lizard you used to be his best friend as ah as a child.
02:08:23
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:08:23
SuperDong
Oh, no.
02:08:24
dickvanmeat
And they grew up. And it's better that way.
02:08:26
Steve-O
Hey, it's me, Lil' Lizard.
02:08:27
SuperDong
He's just a lizard and he ate his dentist and he was like, I got i gotta gotta make people forget.
02:08:30
Steve-O
So good.
02:08:34
DeeBo
The lizard ate my dentist. i got it.
02:08:36
Steve-O
What's your name?
02:08:36
DeeBo
I don't
02:08:36
dickvanmeat
Oh, maybe Sadie Sink is this character than the Carly Cooper character.
02:08:36
Steve-O
My dentist.
02:08:41
DeeBo
know.
02:08:41
Steve-O
Mephisto, can you bring back my dentist?
02:08:43
DeeBo
Listen, I like Sadie Singh. Give that woman more work.
02:08:45
SuperDong
That lizard ate him. I can't. My hands are tied here.
02:08:47
dickvanmeat
Yeah, but it's like, why would you wait why would you waste that talent on um just a fucking...
02:08:50
DeeBo
What?
02:08:51
SuperDong
you seen that guy?
02:08:51
Steve-O
That's Sony, man. This is Sony.
02:08:53
DeeBo
Wait, wait, you think that's wasting a town?
02:08:53
Steve-O
They love weights and talent.
02:08:56
dickvanmeat
Yeah, giving her a fucking, like...
02:08:58
DeeBo
A role in a Spider-Man movie?
02:08:58
dickvanmeat
Like like an L, fucking L-tier character in Spider-Man.
02:09:03
SuperDong
ha ha ha ha.
02:09:04
DeeBo
I mean, I guess.
02:09:05
dickvanmeat
she shouldn't she should She should be fucking...
02:09:06
DeeBo
Yeah, you know what? She should have said no. She should have said, I'll wait for a bigger part.
02:09:09
dickvanmeat
Well, I mean, I don't know, she...
02:09:12
DeeBo
It's fucking Spider-Man, dude. Come on.
02:09:14
Steve-O
Should have waited for a DC movie.
02:09:15
DeeBo
Well regarded. The last movie made a bill.
02:09:19
Steve-O
Jimmy Gunn, baby. All right.
02:09:20
DeeBo
It's still really well liked.
02:09:20
SuperDong
get on that Jimmy gun train
02:09:22
DeeBo
And you're saying she should have said no thank you?
02:09:22
dickvanmeat
She's not.
02:09:24
SuperDong
fire me to the moon gun
02:09:25
dickvanmeat
I'm saying maybe. Maybe they should have. You know considered her for a bigger part. and and In another movie or something.
02:09:32
DeeBo
mean... All
02:09:33
dickvanmeat
I don't know.
02:09:33
Steve-O
All right. Hold on. let's Let's keep rolling.
02:09:34
dickvanmeat
That's what I'm saying.
02:09:35
Steve-O
Let's keep rolling.
02:09:36
dickvanmeat
Sorry.
02:09:36
DeeBo
right.
02:09:37
Steve-O
No, you're good. You're good.
02:09:38
dickvanmeat
This movie is going to be.
02:09:38
DeeBo
maniac.
02:09:40
dickvanmeat
Fucking butt cheek spread. Showing asshole. That's what this movie is going be.
02:09:45
DeeBo
I'm
02:09:46
dickvanmeat
So.
02:09:46
Steve-O
Is that below brown bag?
02:09:48
dickvanmeat
It might be.
02:09:49
DeeBo
an maniac.
02:09:50
dickvanmeat
Like, imagine imagine calling something butt cheeks, but you're spreading the butt cheeks out and showing the anus. That's what I think this movie is going to be.
02:09:55
DeeBo
and
02:09:56
SuperDong
Yeah,
02:09:56
DeeBo
Like a goatee? This is goatee quality.
02:09:58
dickvanmeat
Yeah, I like Goatzie.
02:09:58
Steve-O
No.
02:09:59
dickvanmeat
I'm just saying, man.
02:09:59
Steve-O
Oh my God. Goatsy.
02:10:00
DeeBo
yeah
02:10:01
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:10:02
dickvanmeat
Wait, is this coming out the same month?
02:10:03
Steve-O
Not goat. Not goaded.
02:10:05
dickvanmeat
Is this going up against, like, a Supergirl, like, trying to take on Spider-Man?
02:10:08
DeeBo
I have no idea.
02:10:09
Steve-O
Is this next year?
02:10:11
DeeBo
It's definitely next year.
02:10:11
dickvanmeat
Yeah, it's next year, but i don't I don't know if it's the same. Supergirl is, what, June next year?
02:10:17
SuperDong
yeah and that's definitely not showing its butthole. I don't think.
02:10:20
dickvanmeat
That movie's going to be good.
02:10:21
DeeBo
Well, hold on.
02:10:22
SuperDong
Though, hey, well, I mean...
02:10:22
DeeBo
Let's...
02:10:23
Steve-O
Brand new day, July 31st, 2026 is the current slated date.
02:10:24
SuperDong
um Don't get me...
02:10:26
DeeBo
Okay, yeah.
02:10:26
SuperDong
Don't get my words don't get my words crossed here.
02:10:28
DeeBo
Supergirl June 26, 26. Yeah.
02:10:31
Steve-O
Plenty of breathing room for both.
02:10:31
SuperDong
would love to see a butthole or two on that Supergirl, but hey, that's what I'm talking about.
02:10:37
dickvanmeat
ah you want to see those buttcheeks.
02:10:37
DeeBo
Do you think Kryptonians have, like, do you think they have weird buttholes?
02:10:39
SuperDong
I'm talking about butt cheeks as as critique of film.
02:10:40
DeeBo
Do you think they have, like... No, but Chris, do you think Kryptonians have, like, something weird going on with their buttholes?
02:10:47
dickvanmeat
you know that's You know that Superman in the gun universe is is taking fucking monster shits, dude.
02:10:53
SuperDong
I've never seen it.
02:10:53
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:10:54
dickvanmeat
Did you see him fucking kill that bowl of fucking cereal when he went to his parents?
02:10:56
SuperDong
I understand, but I've never seen him take a dump.
02:10:57
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:11:00
SuperDong
That's one thing I gotta come right out.
02:11:01
dickvanmeat
he's t scott He's got crazy shits, dude.
02:11:03
SuperDong
Then again, I've never seen Batman poop.
02:11:05
Steve-O
I think it's in the shape of the Superman symbol. So it comes out like like a soft serve machine.
02:11:08
SuperDong
Oh.
02:11:11
DeeBo
Yeah, i just don't believe that Batman's never shit himself Okay.
02:11:11
SuperDong
Super soft. Bouncy like flubber.
02:11:15
dickvanmeat
I think, ah dude, I'm I think I'm more excited for...
02:11:19
SuperDong
Batman craps himself all the time. It's just you never really see it.
02:11:22
dickvanmeat
You know what? i'm gonna I'm gonna do it. Where's the tattoo list?
02:11:24
Steve-O
Oh,
02:11:25
dickvanmeat
and super I'm putting Supergirl on here.
02:11:27
Steve-O
Do it.
02:11:27
DeeBo
okay
02:11:27
dickvanmeat
She's gonna be my fucking chest tattoo. Supergirl.
02:11:30
Steve-O
Whoa.
02:11:30
SuperDong
Whoa.
02:11:33
dickvanmeat
i think this movie's gonna be really good. Real talk. I think it's gonna be better than Superman. I really do.
02:11:40
SuperDong
whoa
02:11:41
dickvanmeat
I really think it is.
02:11:42
DeeBo
That's pretty wild. That's a, that's a, yeah, better.
02:11:44
dickvanmeat
What? that i That I think it's gonna be better than...
02:11:46
DeeBo
Just like based off of 12 seconds of screen time, you're like, nah, this is going to be better.
02:11:47
Steve-O
That's hype.
02:11:47
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
02:11:47
Steve-O
That's hype.
02:11:52
Steve-O
You know what?
02:11:52
dickvanmeat
ah Or, no, Devin, read the comic, dude.
02:11:52
Steve-O
Hold on.
02:11:55
dickvanmeat
it's theyre
02:11:55
DeeBo
Dude, it's going to be exactly the same as the comic
02:11:58
dickvanmeat
It's literally the same title as the comic. And they they the the new characters...
02:12:02
DeeBo
book. So Age of Ultron. Like that nothing to do with it.
02:12:04
dickvanmeat
No, no, but, like, the the the the antagonist and the new sidekick-type character in that are in the comic were are cast in this movie.
02:12:05
DeeBo
Like,
02:12:09
SuperDong
paged like Ultron.
02:12:14
DeeBo
Okay, alright, alright.
02:12:14
dickvanmeat
It's the same characters.
02:12:15
DeeBo
You know what, I will read it. I still plan on it.
02:12:17
dickvanmeat
You should read it.
02:12:20
Steve-O
I'm going to add a tattoo too. I think that's going to be the goal. Every episode of the Anti-Fanboy Podcast, we at least add one new tattoo.
02:12:24
dickvanmeat
We gotta add something.
02:12:27
DeeBo
We don't look like Yakuza mob bosses by the end of this.
02:12:30
dickvanmeat
We gotta, yeah, if we're not missing our ring fingers from our first fuck-ups as Yakuza members.
02:12:36
Steve-O
I'm putting Peacemaker Season 2 on here.
02:12:38
DeeBo
Whoa.
02:12:38
dickvanmeat
Oh, that's easy, man.
02:12:39
Steve-O
Calf tattoo.
02:12:39
dickvanmeat
That's low-hanging fruit.
02:12:41
Steve-O
I know, I'm going for it. I'm not going for the alley-oop slam dunk on my chest like you just did.
02:12:43
SuperDong
yeah
02:12:49
dickvanmeat
fuck
02:12:49
Steve-O
I even think that's alley-oop. That's like half-court.
02:12:50
dickvanmeat
that's a that's a chest tattoo that just says look out yeah just just just says look out and graffiti because crypto crypto is going to be back he's going to have a bigger actually you i don't know if he's gonna have a bigger role that's the weird one because he's not lobo's not lobo's not in the comic so i'm interested to see what they do with him there movie anyway
02:12:52
Steve-O
That's a half-court dunk. Yeah, that's actually kind of sick.
02:12:57
Steve-O
Over the Superman logo.
02:13:02
Steve-O
ah Lobo's going to be in it.
02:13:05
SuperDong
who doesn't like a good lobo
02:13:10
Steve-O
New guy. New guy. All right. but Yeah, let's start speed running the rest of these. Warner Brothers games, they don't learn. They're working on another live service game.
02:13:22
SuperDong
We're doing it again.
02:13:22
Steve-O
What?
02:13:23
SuperDong
We're doing it again.
02:13:23
DeeBo
You know what? That's like, don't know, man.
02:13:24
SuperDong
Run it back. Run it back.
02:13:27
DeeBo
Like, what you, they kind of admitted this as, as, you know, during one of their calls, their like quarterly calls or whatever, where they're like, yeah, you know, we're going focus on a lot gas, like of games as service type stuff, live service games.
02:13:40
SuperDong
Yes.
02:13:42
DeeBo
Everybody's like, what? And then we all kind of forgot and pretended that we didn't hear it. And then they kind of like just another, they're like, no, we're still doing it. And it's.
02:13:50
Steve-O
I'm going to call it right now. It's going to be a Hogwarts and MMO.
02:13:56
DeeBo
Yeah, probably.
02:13:57
SuperDong
was thinking Hog Farts is getting it.
02:13:59
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:13:59
DeeBo
Hey man, that that one that game is a quality. I'm not going to say it's not.
02:14:04
Steve-O
It's sold and i don't think they've said anything about anything like future projects from that team. so
02:14:10
DeeBo
It would just be a shame if the sequel is just like not. in You know, if it's just...
02:14:16
Steve-O
It's going to be Suicide Squad caliber.
02:14:18
DeeBo
Oh, that would stink.
02:14:19
SuperDong
yeah And here I thought it was Suicide Squad 2.
02:14:22
DeeBo
ah Could you have been so bad?
02:14:24
Steve-O
I'm waiting for the Suicide Squad game.
02:14:24
SuperDong
yeah
02:14:24
DeeBo
You know what?
02:14:25
dickvanmeat
ah
02:14:25
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:14:26
SuperDong
I'm so surprised. um Yeah, I mean, I would too. But that's not what we get.
02:14:34
Steve-O
That's not what we get.
02:14:35
DeeBo
of course not.
02:14:35
SuperDong
we We get this
Game Announcements & Industry Trends
02:14:36
SuperDong
this thing.
02:14:36
dickvanmeat
you know what Fuck it, I'm putting lanterns as my neck tattoo.
02:14:39
SuperDong
Damn,
02:14:39
Steve-O
Oh, okay. All right. Actually, that would be kind of a sick, a little Green Lantern tattoo, like behind your ear on your neck.
02:14:42
SuperDong
girl.
02:14:45
dickvanmeat
And then I'm putting clay face as my back tattoo. Yeah, you know, I'm just gonna do it.
02:14:49
Steve-O
but Save some for future episodes, John.
02:14:50
dickvanmeat
I'm just gonna fill it out.
02:14:51
Steve-O
Save some for some future episode content.
02:14:52
SuperDong
I'm getting...
02:14:52
dickvanmeat
um Well, I'm deleting Red Dead and Cyberpunk for now.
02:14:56
Steve-O
Okay, all right.
02:14:57
SuperDong
um i'm putting a I'm putting a one battle after another tattoo on my calf.
02:14:57
dickvanmeat
So I still got my face tattoo.
02:15:01
SuperDong
Just Leonardo DiCaprio wearing he's wearing...
02:15:02
dickvanmeat
Alright, I'll put that in there for you, Chris.
02:15:03
DeeBo
Oh my god.
02:15:04
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, on calf.
02:15:04
dickvanmeat
I have it open.
02:15:06
SuperDong
He's wearing those old old person sunglasses that he finds on the street.
02:15:09
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:15:10
DeeBo
um mean I'm going to get a weapons tattoo right on my belly, but it's specifically that guy who's running through the shopping mart and his eyes are bulging out of his head.
02:15:11
dickvanmeat
Yeah, dude.
02:15:14
SuperDong
Oh, good one.
02:15:17
dickvanmeat
Do we have belly? we don't I don't know if we have belly, Devin.
02:15:19
Steve-O
No, we don't have belly.
02:15:20
DeeBo
ah so Well, now we do. It's that one. It's the weapons guy with his eyes bulging out right on my belly.
02:15:24
SuperDong
i was thinking about weapons on my on my arm.
02:15:25
Steve-O
Should I add belly? I'll add belly.
02:15:28
dickvanmeat
but nice Yeah.
02:15:28
DeeBo
Yeah, dude. Yeah.
02:15:29
dickvanmeat
thug life that's That's where Tupac had his Thug Life tattoo. So yeah, belly tattoos work.
02:15:32
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:15:36
Steve-O
go.
02:15:36
dickvanmeat
Anyway.
02:15:37
Steve-O
All right. um We also have, ah there was a Nintendo Direct for a bunch of um like partnered games.
02:15:44
DeeBo
I heard this was this this stunk.
02:15:47
Steve-O
It did, it did.
02:15:47
DeeBo
Was it this thing?
02:15:48
Steve-O
like it
02:15:48
dickvanmeat
it was It was really stinky, actually. Super stinky.
02:15:50
Steve-O
I checked out the Elliot game, but I was like, nobody cares.
02:15:50
DeeBo
Okay.
02:15:53
Steve-O
Nobody cares about anything on this. um They announced what? What was it? um Pac man or Pac land adventure to remaster.
02:16:02
dickvanmeat
They announced new new Katamari, multiplat which is new platform.
02:16:05
SuperDong
Pac-Man?
02:16:05
Steve-O
You can't. I'm alright.
02:16:06
SuperDong
Pac-Man?
02:16:08
dickvanmeat
Octopath Traveler 2. Or
02:16:10
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:16:10
DeeBo
Three, right?
02:16:10
dickvanmeat
ah Zero. Zero.
02:16:11
DeeBo
a Zero.
02:16:11
dickvanmeat
zero
02:16:12
DeeBo
That was it.
02:16:14
dickvanmeat
um
02:16:14
DeeBo
I'll be honest. The second they were like, create your own, like, I was like, I'm out. Like, I was never really in, but I was like, that's, this is going to be bad.
02:16:23
Steve-O
Oh, you want me to make the fucking game? I'm sorry. Then why are you getting paid?
02:16:26
DeeBo
Yeah. Oh, so I'm like, not I'm even less of a silent protagonist. I'm just a fucking blob. Like, I don't know.
02:16:34
Steve-O
Get out of here.
02:16:34
DeeBo
that That tells me I'll go flip.
02:16:36
Steve-O
You got no ideas. You got no ideas. You just got an engine.
02:16:39
SuperDong
Why would I want to be a blob in a video game? I'm a blob in real life.
02:16:39
DeeBo
Flip.
02:16:41
DeeBo
But hey, yeah and Adventures of Elliot in Philadelphia.
02:16:45
Steve-O
It was fun. It was a fun little demo.
02:16:47
DeeBo
Sounds like it's fun. I was little salty. I couldn't download it. I was like, I thought this was going to be for everyone.
02:16:53
Steve-O
And then they paid the big bucks to get that for a day.
02:16:55
DeeBo
They paid the big bucks.
02:16:56
SuperDong
Get them big bucks.
02:16:57
Steve-O
ah What is this twin twinless?
02:16:59
SuperDong
Twins.
02:17:00
DeeBo
ah So it's a movie kind of, I'll be honest, kind of what Galani was a alluding towards in terms of things where it's one thing and then it might end up being something a little more sinister.
02:17:12
SuperDong
Gotta love them. um Thank you, Alfred Hitchcock.
02:17:15
DeeBo
I'm not saying this is that, but the trailer definitely goes there. But essentially it's about two, ah basically these, these, this group of people who it's like a support group for twins where their twin has died.
02:17:30
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:17:31
DeeBo
And then they're just like, yeah, it's just so weird because like I used to do everything with my twin. And then these two kind of like polar opposite people just kind of like become friends. But then i don't in the trailer itself, like it seems just kind of like a cool like friendship movie. Right.
02:17:48
DeeBo
But then somewhere in the trailer itself, it starts to get a little dark. And I'm like, what's going on here? So I think the trailer's at the very least worth a watch.
02:17:54
SuperDong
Interesting.
02:17:57
DeeBo
um Yeah. You know? uh we talked about the conjuring last right the trailer's there it's it's it's fine it's it's there you know i'm not upset about it it's just it's there um mark's um so the guy who played why am i blanking on his name the guy who played mark zuckerberg in the first movie said thank you but no
02:18:07
Steve-O
It's there.
02:18:28
DeeBo
So now they have to recast Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network 2. And Jeremy Strong, I guess, is in the lead to do it, which is...
02:18:41
DeeBo
At first I was like, ew, I don't see it. But then looking at them side by side, I'm like, I kind of see it.
02:18:45
SuperDong
Oh yeah.
02:18:46
Steve-O
Yeah, I could see it.
02:18:47
DeeBo
But can... I'll be honest. Can you imagine how fucking insufferable Jeremy Strong is going to be just making this movie? He's going to be the worst dude in the world.
02:18:58
SuperDong
Yeah. Yeah. He's playing.
02:18:59
DeeBo
That alone makes me not want him to to get the role.
02:19:03
SuperDong
He's playing a lizard man.
02:19:04
DeeBo
Yeah, he's just going to be a completely unconscionable human. I saw there was a bunch of trailers that came out um at EVO 2025. Sea Viper trailer.
02:19:21
Steve-O
Dude, I'm um'm excited about that. I've been waiting for Sea Viper to make a big comeback since four.
02:19:22
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:19:25
DeeBo
that The Tekken 8 Armor King trailer was sick. The aria virtual fighter five or whatever whatever virtual fighter project. ah The yeah, Lucy and Guilty Gear.
02:19:37
dickvanmeat
It looks awesome. Did you see it?
02:19:40
DeeBo
strike Yeah, it does.
02:19:41
dickvanmeat
Oh, dude. Fuck, man.
02:19:43
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:19:44
dickvanmeat
Sagat comes out in six minutes.
02:19:47
DeeBo
Oh, shoot.
02:19:47
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
02:19:48
DeeBo
Dang.
02:19:48
Steve-O
So speed it up.
02:19:48
dickvanmeat
But fucking... but But I'm trying to... No, no, I'm not going play tonight, but...
02:19:52
Steve-O
I did.
02:19:53
dickvanmeat
I wanted to play Sagat, but now I'm like, oh I got to fucking play Guilty Gear now because Lucy... Did you see that shit? Did you see that video?
02:19:59
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:19:59
Steve-O
I did. i did
02:20:01
dickvanmeat
Did you see how her, like, ultimate is, like, her picking a quick hack in the Cyberpunk UI?
02:20:06
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:20:07
dickvanmeat
like There's like five different like debuffs you could apply to your opponent. This is a fighting game, Chris. This is Guilty Gear.
02:20:13
SuperDong
Mmm, I'm looking it up.
02:20:14
dickvanmeat
But you're Lucy from Cyberpunk, so her ultimate freezes the screen like you're in fucking quick hack mode, and then you get to choose from the menu like fucking Contagion or like you know other debuffs to apply to your enemy.
02:20:28
dickvanmeat
I think it it seems like i mean i don't i don't know Guilty Gear, but it seems like it's going to be pretty powerful to the point where it might be broken.
02:20:35
DeeBo
yeah
02:20:35
dickvanmeat
But I don't know. I don't know. don't play anime fighters.
02:20:38
DeeBo
Uh, there's Marvel token.
02:20:40
Steve-O
That's cool.
02:20:40
DeeBo
no,
02:20:41
dickvanmeat
That shit... Did you sign up for the fucking beta, Devin?
02:20:44
DeeBo
yeah.
02:20:45
dickvanmeat
ah game That game is gonna be fucking... It's gonna be lit, I think.
02:20:48
Steve-O
I watched Maximilian play in it.
02:20:48
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:20:51
Steve-O
And yeah, it looks cool.
02:20:51
dickvanmeat
Dude, did you see that Doctor Doom shit? Like, in the fucking...
02:20:53
Steve-O
No, I haven't seen the Doom shit.
02:20:54
dickvanmeat
art So, there he did this one crazy Star-Lord combo, which... It was, like, mind-blowing. It looks... It looks amazing. and That game looks amazing, dude.
02:21:06
dickvanmeat
It's almost like, maybe I'm glad that Capcom didn't get the rights to Marvel again. like I'm glad that they're letting Arxisworks take a shot at it.
02:21:15
SuperDong
Wow.
02:21:16
dickvanmeat
Because it looks really good.
02:21:18
Steve-O
That's cool.
02:21:18
dickvanmeat
And it's Marvel.
02:21:19
Steve-O
That's cool. So
02:21:20
dickvanmeat
Fighting game community loves their Marvel. Ain't
02:21:23
Steve-O
they also announced an invincible fighting game or something while ago.
02:21:26
DeeBo
Well, they announced that a while ago, but...
02:21:27
dickvanmeat
that said a while ago? Yeah, but they I think they they showed a new character in this one. It was a Rexplode.
02:21:31
Steve-O
Okay.
02:21:31
SuperDong
Battle beast.
02:21:32
DeeBo
Yeah, they showed... up I think it was a Omni-Man, right?
02:21:33
dickvanmeat
Rexplode or something. Somebody else?
02:21:36
Steve-O
Omni, man.
02:21:37
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:21:38
dickvanmeat
Oh shit, he's going to be OP in that game.
02:21:39
DeeBo
Yeah, going to sick. It's going to fucking sick, bro.
02:21:43
dickvanmeat
Oh, they announced Jor-El. They just announced Jor-El. Is that what you did and said?
02:21:46
DeeBo
Wow.
02:21:49
Steve-O
Oh, son of Jarrell.
02:21:50
DeeBo
thank you
02:21:51
Steve-O
I knew that guy.
02:21:51
DeeBo
Oh, that guy that wants to you to murder and and just... Create a harem.
02:21:56
SuperDong
He said harem.
02:21:58
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:21:58
SuperDong
He's talking about harem, Don.
02:21:59
DeeBo
I know.
02:21:59
Steve-O
This is exciting, though. it did Awesome news coming out of Evo.
02:22:04
SuperDong
Yeah, ma.
02:22:05
dickvanmeat
Yeah, a lot of bikini costumes for Street Fighter 6. You guys see those?
02:22:08
DeeBo
Yeah, I noticed that.
02:22:09
SuperDong
Let me take a look.
02:22:09
DeeBo
um For some reason, that's...
02:22:09
Steve-O
Don't. yeah
02:22:11
dickvanmeat
Chris is like Undertaker gets up from fucking his coffin.
02:22:15
DeeBo
but
02:22:15
SuperDong
Hmm.
02:22:17
DeeBo
Yeah, for some reason, that ah that stuck with me. I don't know why.
02:22:21
dickvanmeat
They know exactly what the fuck they are doing over at Street Fighter Land.
02:22:26
SuperDong
Hmm. Hmm. Interesting.
02:22:28
DeeBo
in
02:22:28
dickvanmeat
Are you looking at them?
02:22:30
SuperDong
Hmm.
02:22:30
dickvanmeat
Mm-hmm.
02:22:30
DeeBo
Oh, yeah.
02:22:30
dickvanmeat
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
02:22:31
DeeBo
Oh, yeah.
02:22:31
SuperDong
Fascinating. Hmm.
02:22:32
DeeBo
Oh, yeah.
02:22:34
SuperDong
Interesting.
02:22:34
dickvanmeat
Yeah, so it's like, costumes are so expensive, so, like, if I just buy that fucking, the straw hat, cami bikini costume, I'm just a gooner at this point.
02:22:35
DeeBo
ah
02:22:35
Steve-O
You
02:22:36
SuperDong
Hmm.
02:22:43
dickvanmeat
So, you know.
02:22:44
SuperDong
Yeah. No, no getting out of that one.
02:22:46
dickvanmeat
How do you feel about the tan the tan lines on that one? Does it make it hotter?
02:22:51
SuperDong
I like, she's doing like a whole bond girl thing with the, the straps on there.
02:22:55
dickvanmeat
Well, what's funny is these are, like, ah these are, like, throwbacks to, like, old artwork that they had in the original Super Street Fighter 2, like, Archives where they had them all bikinis and shit.
02:23:06
SuperDong
Oh yeah, I'm sure they were in the archives. I'm sure they're pretty sticky to the touch too.
02:23:11
DeeBo
L.
02:23:12
SuperDong
What do you think I'm talking? we Of course, Devin!
02:23:14
Steve-O
Yo, yo.
02:23:14
DeeBo
l You're gross.
02:23:16
SuperDong
Yeah.
02:23:16
dickvanmeat
Yeah, look at this.
02:23:16
DeeBo
L, damn L.
02:23:17
Steve-O
you know
02:23:17
dickvanmeat
Look at that RE engine.
02:23:22
dickvanmeat
Ass to ass.
02:23:23
SuperDong
Yeah, I'm getting, you know, seeing what I'm doing here. It's interesting.
02:23:28
DeeBo
Fascinating.
02:23:29
dickvanmeat
So, you know.
02:23:29
DeeBo
Fascinating.
02:23:30
SuperDong
much does this game cost?
02:23:32
dickvanmeat
Wait, did you even see this Mai costume from last time, Chris? I think Devin had a fucking stroke when he saw it and I think Devin had an actual stroke when he saw this costume.
02:23:37
SuperDong
Damn, there's like an alien girl in this?
02:23:41
DeeBo
yeah
02:23:41
SuperDong
Alright, let's take a look here. what do we Yeah, it can't be that bad.
02:23:44
DeeBo
they got seen emotion dude you got see that stuff in motion dude yeah dude anti-goon boys dude what happened uh we're gonna add some class we're gonna add some class here uh spike lee's latest attempt to say he's as good as uh some japanese greats or uh i'm sorry uh
02:23:44
dickvanmeat
I posted them.
02:23:45
SuperDong
We're great.
02:23:45
dickvanmeat
those Anyway. Anyway. Dude, they really... They're really gooning it off in Street Fighter.
02:23:55
SuperDong
God damn.
02:23:56
Steve-O
Class it up, class it up.
02:24:03
dickvanmeat
Is that what he's saying? Is he trying to say he's better than Akira Kurosawa?
02:24:06
SuperDong
Kira Kurosawa.
02:24:08
DeeBo
I mean, he he he I mean, not Japanese, but he really tried with that old boy remake.
02:24:12
dickvanmeat
somebody somebody i know Somebody I know that lives in near l LA is saying that they're doing this theater is doing the showing high and low first and then showing highs to lowest.
02:24:21
SuperDong
Oh.
02:24:21
DeeBo
Oh.
02:24:23
SuperDong
Oh.
02:24:24
dickvanmeat
And he was like, I don't know how I feel.
02:24:24
SuperDong
That's
02:24:26
dickvanmeat
I'm like, yo, imagine watching... fistful dollars and watching you Jimbo that would be pretty sick actually he's all right I think he's I think he's I think you're i think you sold it on me I know but like like if it's good like if hot if they show high and low and it's you know that's legendary obviously but like if high highs to lowest is like really good too like that'd be a pretty good experience I think for a movie
02:24:33
SuperDong
a... Yeah.
02:24:33
Steve-O
that would be sick
02:24:33
DeeBo
Yeah, that would be. But that's already established.
02:24:42
SuperDong
It's a classic.
02:24:49
SuperDong
Hmm.
02:24:49
DeeBo
That would be great. Yeah, it just has to be. But it's just like, you know, he did he did the Oldboy remake, and that was really bad.
02:24:57
dickvanmeat
that's different though
02:24:59
DeeBo
Is it?
02:25:00
dickvanmeat
Yeah, because it's not... Oldboy is like...
02:25:02
DeeBo
It's got be...
02:25:04
dickvanmeat
No, the difference is... I don't want to say Oldboy isn't high art because it is, but you can't just redo that movie. And what he did...
02:25:13
SuperDong
Well...
02:25:14
dickvanmeat
He basically just redid the movie. It's the same thing. It's the same exact thing, but with white people in it. like that That's what it is.
02:25:21
SuperDong
he's du he's making He's making some different changes in this.
02:25:21
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:25:24
dickvanmeat
Yeah, that's what i'm saying. the high Highest to Lowest is like ah it's like a it's ah it's like It seems like a similar... similar story, but it's like a completely different like take on, it's like different characters, different.
02:25:33
SuperDong
Yeah.
02:25:35
dickvanmeat
He's not a shoe tycoon anymore. He's, he's was a music producer.
02:25:37
Steve-O
I mean, this is like what they do.
02:25:39
dickvanmeat
Like that's cool.
02:25:39
SuperDong
Yeah, dude.
02:25:40
Steve-O
Cinema classic move. Come on.
02:25:42
dickvanmeat
And it's Den, it's Denzel dog.
02:25:42
Steve-O
Star Wars did this.
02:25:44
dickvanmeat
It's Denzel.
02:25:45
SuperDong
It's like jazz, man. Picking up a different phone
02:25:46
dickvanmeat
This is the second time Denzel's yo, Chris, this going the second time Denzel's trying to tackle a iconic Toshiro Mifune role.
02:25:48
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:25:55
DeeBo
Mm-hmm.
02:25:56
SuperDong
song.
02:25:56
dickvanmeat
I mean, Macbeth was good.
02:25:56
SuperDong
This one, he is fantastic.
02:25:57
dickvanmeat
Macbeth was good, though. He was good Macbeth.
02:25:59
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:26:00
SuperDong
I really love Mifune in this, the original. like And the end of this movie, the end of the the high and low is wonderful. like It's so dark. It's one of the more darker endings of any Kurosawa movie I've seen.
02:26:15
dickvanmeat
They're all dark, dude!
02:26:16
SuperDong
Yeah, they are.
02:26:16
dickvanmeat
Are you serious?
02:26:17
SuperDong
clark
02:26:17
dickvanmeat
they're all like I just thought... I mean, I'm not lambasting you here, but like I just thought of like i thought Seven Saburai. That's dark. ah fucking Ikiru is like, you know, is uplifting, but it's also super dark.
02:26:26
SuperDong
They are.
02:26:32
SuperDong
there's There's something about this, though. It's just like cold and soulless. like I don't attribute that with him, Yorth Kurosawa.
02:26:36
dickvanmeat
What?
02:26:39
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
02:26:40
SuperDong
like he He doesn't do that. Usually it's sad and heartfelt, like whatever bad thing that happens at the very end.
02:26:48
dickvanmeat
Rashomon.
02:26:49
SuperDong
Yeah, like that that has a really heart that has a heart to it at the end.
02:26:49
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:26:51
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
02:26:53
dickvanmeat
Yeah, does.
02:26:54
SuperDong
that's That's not the case with this one. It's the way it ends. It's very sudden, too.
02:26:58
dickvanmeat
Well, that's why it's interesting. And i think I also think it's cool like if the if the approach from Spike Lee was to pick a Kurosawa movie to like you know remix, that's this is a cool one to do.
02:27:12
dickvanmeat
like he's not just He's not doing the the fucking typical, like let's do samurai the samurai movie, but make it like gangsters or mobsters. you know like This is actually like a really cool... like analog to the shoe tycoon shoe business you know it's pretty interesting that he's taking this approach right I think this is good I think this going to be good it's Denzel
02:27:29
SuperDong
It's still, the message is still really present too. Like it'll, it'll,
02:27:37
DeeBo
Yeah. Highest to lowest Denzel. Yeah. I mean, it does looks good. It doesn't look bad, but you know, eh, you know, uh, there's also this other trailer, uh, Shelby Oaks.
02:27:47
Steve-O
Hoping. but but
02:27:51
Steve-O
This looks cool.
02:27:52
dickvanmeat
yeah
02:27:52
Steve-O
This looks kind of like wild.
02:27:53
dickvanmeat
The Chris Stuckman movie?
02:27:56
DeeBo
I just don't.
02:27:56
dickvanmeat
he's been Apparently the guy's been trying to make get get this made for a while now. Looks like Flanman produced it.
02:28:00
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:28:01
SuperDong
I think it wasn't it wasn't it didn't he finish it he was just trying to get it distributed yeah
02:28:06
Steve-O
but Shopping it.
02:28:07
DeeBo
I guess, listen, this is mean, but the only thing I can really think of when I think about Chris Stuckman is what he, like, I guess bravely posted rewrite of ah how he thought, like, Batman v Superman should have gone, and the dialogue was so bad he was cooked for years.
02:28:07
dickvanmeat
i don't know.
02:28:29
Steve-O
Oh, no, he wrote work dialogue.
02:28:29
DeeBo
It was bad, dude. It was so bad. But, you know,
02:28:36
SuperDong
Well, at least his movie's coming out. I'm still waiting for that other guy. Was it?
02:28:40
Steve-O
oh
02:28:41
SuperDong
What the fuck is his
Kane Pixels & Upcoming Games
02:28:42
SuperDong
name? Why did I just blank?
02:28:43
Steve-O
You're talking about.
02:28:43
DeeBo
Markiplier?
02:28:43
Steve-O
Oh, thought you were talking about.
02:28:44
DeeBo
Markiplier?
02:28:44
SuperDong
Markiplier.
02:28:45
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:28:46
Steve-O
um What's his face? The back room sky.
02:28:48
dickvanmeat
You're talking about that that submarine game?
02:28:49
SuperDong
oh yeah, him too, Steve. Yeah, fuck it. Fucking Kane Pixels.
02:28:55
Steve-O
King pixels.
02:28:56
SuperDong
Where's his part? I know there he is making a movie right now. Like, where's that? don't fucking see that shit. Come on, guys. One of you's got to do it.
02:29:07
Steve-O
They were like, like, that's the thing. King pixels was like putting stuff out regularly, like six months ago and then just kind of like stopped.
02:29:13
SuperDong
Yeah, he must be working on the movie.
02:29:15
Steve-O
Something.
02:29:15
SuperDong
I mean, but that doesn't mean anything, right? Because they still...
02:29:18
Steve-O
That's how he works, like just like puts out huge chunks, like all at once.
02:29:22
SuperDong
Yeah, like a serial killer.
02:29:24
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
02:29:26
SuperDong
That's what I want. So, yeah, I don't know, man. I'm just happy one of these guys, one of their films is actually coming out.
02:29:33
Steve-O
Hey, I'm glad that we're getting so much like kind of like out there horror.
02:29:33
SuperDong
You know?
02:29:38
SuperDong
Yeah, me too.
02:29:39
Steve-O
Good stuff.
02:29:41
SuperDong
That's the other benefit. It seems like everybody wants to make horror movies because they're like cheap.
02:29:45
Steve-O
ah
02:29:46
SuperDong
um
02:29:46
Steve-O
People see him.
02:29:47
SuperDong
And it's such like a huge level of profit if they're good.
02:29:53
SuperDong
I mean, everybody should just be making horror movies all the time.
02:29:55
Steve-O
Just make horror. You just scare people. All right, let's ah let's try to chainsaw through these last ones real quick.
02:30:00
DeeBo
All right. Uh, well, uh, I guess TXU had like a little event thing. Um, some of it was neat, some notable stuff. Darksiders four officially announced.
02:30:12
DeeBo
Um, I love Darksiders. I've liked all of them. Uh, the only one I didn't really play is like the little isometric one where you're, no, I play three.
02:30:21
Steve-O
The third one, three.
02:30:23
DeeBo
There was actually like a, kind of like a budget game where you're, um, Strife, the the gun guy.
02:30:26
Steve-O
Oh.
02:30:29
DeeBo
um And its just it was a little too budget for me, so I never really like finished it.
02:30:35
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:30:36
SuperDong
Two Chief for Devin.
02:30:37
DeeBo
But, dude, one one's great. Two is awesome. Three is pretty solid. you know it's There's budget. I don't know. I just really hope it all comes together.
02:30:46
Steve-O
So who are you in this one?
02:30:46
DeeBo
with i Frankly, you should probably you should be able to play as all of them, hypothetically, because you've played as all of them in the other one.
02:30:52
Steve-O
That would make sense. The four horsemen all here.
02:30:57
DeeBo
Or you've played as each one.
02:30:57
SuperDong
Reese?
02:30:58
DeeBo
Each one has their own game at this point.
02:31:01
SuperDong
I used to think I liked this game, and then I got confused with Darkstalkers, the fighting game where you're monsters.
02:31:03
DeeBo
Oh,
02:31:06
DeeBo
Oh, okay.
02:31:08
Steve-O
That's a good one, too. That was a very good one.
02:31:09
DeeBo
Dude, you know what?
02:31:09
SuperDong
And was like...
02:31:10
DeeBo
Darksiders is the best Zelda game you've never played.
02:31:13
Steve-O
It's a very good Zelda clone.
02:31:14
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:31:15
SuperDong
Interesting.
02:31:15
Steve-O
It's made by the arts all by Joe Madd.
02:31:18
DeeBo
Dude, you know, just Joe mad, Joe mad.
02:31:19
SuperDong
Madden?
02:31:20
Steve-O
Not Mads, just Joe Mad, the comic artist.
02:31:22
SuperDong
Oh.
02:31:22
DeeBo
Yeah. He's he's yeah. He's huge in the nineties. Just wasn't McFarland huge, but he's great.
02:31:28
SuperDong
Yeah, I remember Joe Madden.
02:31:29
DeeBo
Um, The thing I like, the last thing I'll just say about this, what I just love about the first Darksiders game is just like, they're like, here's the lore. No, they're like, here's the world.
02:31:43
DeeBo
The lore's around if you want it, but like, we're just going to say stuff and you're just going to just have to assume like, honestly, probably, right?
02:31:50
SuperDong
Oh, you mean from soft games?
02:31:54
DeeBo
Like, I remember there's a cut scene where like,
02:31:54
SuperDong
Oh.
02:31:57
DeeBo
wars fighting this big demon thing and then somebody throws like a sword down and they're like angel erectus and they're like oh you you stayed at the the ancient battle right and i'm like what the fuck is happening this rules like i love all of it dude i loved it uh yeah uh there's also a trailer for reanimal which is by the um no shoot oh my god i'm
02:32:10
Steve-O
Dude, this one's for the Bible heads, man. So this one's for the Bible heads.
02:32:12
SuperDong
Oh. Bye, boys.
02:32:17
SuperDong
Bye, boys.
02:32:23
SuperDong
director of Manimal.
02:32:26
Steve-O
We've been waiting a while for this.
02:32:27
DeeBo
My fucking brain has been such garbage lately.
02:32:27
Steve-O
I remember they announced this.
02:32:30
SuperDong
That's all those muscle relaxers.
02:32:31
DeeBo
the who Who did those games?
02:32:32
Steve-O
ah
02:32:35
DeeBo
Re-Animal. they um
02:32:36
Steve-O
You're talking about um Little Nightmares?
02:32:38
DeeBo
Little Nightmares.
02:32:39
SuperDong
Little nightmare.
02:32:40
DeeBo
No. No, not Little Nightmares. Fuck.
02:32:43
Steve-O
No.
02:32:44
DeeBo
so out Inside? Inside and...
02:32:46
Steve-O
Oh, inside. Yeah. Inside and out what's the other one?
02:32:48
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
02:32:50
SuperDong
Oh, fuck.
02:32:50
dickvanmeat
Limbo?
02:32:51
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:32:51
SuperDong
What was it, John?
02:32:53
dickvanmeat
Limbo?
02:32:53
SuperDong
Limbo.
02:32:54
DeeBo
Limbo, yes.
02:32:54
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:32:54
SuperDong
Thank you. That's it.
02:32:55
DeeBo
So here's the deal. ah Inside and Limbo were made by, umm just generalizing here, but it was like two main guys. Then they split for whatever reason.
02:33:06
dickvanmeat
Oh, man.
02:33:06
DeeBo
ah
02:33:06
dickvanmeat
Mac and Mankos.
02:33:07
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
02:33:07
dickvanmeat
whole Mac and Mankos thing.
02:33:08
Steve-O
a
02:33:08
DeeBo
So one of them made a game that came out like a year or two ago.
02:33:09
dickvanmeat
Shit.
02:33:10
SuperDong
Make video games, we make pizza.
02:33:13
DeeBo
ah it was not that good. I played it and I was actually pretty disappointed. This looks really good. The other one looked good too, but like upon playing it, I was like, eh. But Re-Animal looks like
02:33:23
dickvanmeat
What was the other one? Are you talking about Cocoon?
02:33:26
DeeBo
No, it was like some... like
02:33:27
dickvanmeat
Was it Cocoon the same, those same guys or no?
02:33:30
DeeBo
No, no, no. I know what you're talking about.
02:33:32
dickvanmeat
Because that game is fucking god, that game is godlike.
02:33:35
Steve-O
No, Devin, this is the Little Nightmares team.
02:33:35
dickvanmeat
That's a really good game.
02:33:38
DeeBo
Fuck, is it...
02:33:38
Steve-O
The makers of Little Nightmares, yeah.
02:33:39
SuperDong
God damn it, your old brain screwed this up again.
02:33:40
DeeBo
Oh my god. Dude, kill me now.
02:33:42
SuperDong
You
02:33:43
DeeBo
Put a bullet...
02:33:43
dickvanmeat
You know what, Devin?
02:33:43
DeeBo
I'm old and put me in the shed.
02:33:47
SuperDong
did. You were
02:33:47
dickvanmeat
Devin, you need to transfer your persona into an avatar.
02:33:51
SuperDong
going, man.
02:33:51
dickvanmeat
Into a,
02:33:52
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:33:52
SuperDong
yeah
02:33:52
dickvanmeat
Into Neytiri. You need to become Neytiri.
02:33:54
DeeBo
Dude, I hate my...
02:33:54
Steve-O
Devin, we can turn you into a horse, girl.
02:33:55
dickvanmeat
Avatar.
02:33:56
DeeBo
I hate myself right now.
02:33:56
Steve-O
Don't worry, buddy.
02:33:58
DeeBo
You're right, Steve.
02:34:00
dickvanmeat
You're too old.
02:34:00
DeeBo
I'm wrong.
02:34:01
dickvanmeat
you smell
02:34:01
DeeBo
I went on this whole fucking run.
02:34:02
dickvanmeat
smell metal a metal so do you have a Do you smell metal right now?
02:34:03
DeeBo
i had a whole plot line made up and I just
02:34:04
SuperDong
you you did you were you were going yeah
02:34:10
Steve-O
No, guys, guys, it's the muscle relaxes. Give him some...
02:34:13
DeeBo
took it two days ago.
02:34:14
SuperDong
I'm on plenty of muscle relaxers. I'm fine.
02:34:16
DeeBo
took it. I took it like Sunday morning.
02:34:20
DeeBo
ah all right.
02:34:21
dickvanmeat
what
02:34:22
DeeBo
Well, fuck me. I don't even care anymore.
02:34:24
Steve-O
oh my God. I did not mean to shake you, Devin.
02:34:25
dickvanmeat
I give up.
02:34:27
Steve-O
I'm sorry.
02:34:27
DeeBo
yeah
02:34:28
dickvanmeat
ah give up.
02:34:28
DeeBo
ah Bioshock 4. ah This is weird. It's weird that this even was new or got out as news. But apparently ah Bioshock 4 is in the works.
02:34:41
DeeBo
It reportedly failed an internal review, which led to the studio head getting fired.
02:34:44
SuperDong
Oh.
02:34:47
SuperDong
oh
02:34:49
DeeBo
Which is always good news, right? That's what you want to hear. A spokesperson told Bloomberg that it's a good They have a good game currently, but the publisher said it's committed to delivering a great one. Apparently the issue was therere like the narrative was Garbo.
02:35:07
DeeBo
ah So they were just like, it has to be revamped entirely. In addition to this, they also cancelled Bioshock remake.
02:35:17
Steve-O
I don't think we need a Bioshock remake.
02:35:20
DeeBo
If it fixed the boss fight at the end of the game, I would say yes. If They just were just going to update it with fancier graphics.
02:35:28
Steve-O
I feel like didn't we already get like a remaster of Bioshock like not too, too long ago?
02:35:31
DeeBo
Yeah, there's some like, yeah, maybe not.
02:35:31
SuperDong
Yeah.
02:35:34
DeeBo
Maybe it was a while ago, but you know.
02:35:36
SuperDong
Yeah, I don't know. I'd rather have a four than a remake, if I'm honest.
02:35:39
DeeBo
Yeah, well, it failed out the internal review, Chris.
02:35:39
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:35:43
SuperDong
Why do you have all the big daddy's dicks out all the time?
02:35:46
Steve-O
what's the story about that?
02:35:48
DeeBo
Explain this big dick daddy.
02:35:48
SuperDong
What are you doing? Yeah, that's kind rough.
02:35:50
Steve-O
Yeah, I don't know. Like a Ken Levine-less Bioshock game really doesn't like...
02:35:56
DeeBo
I don't know.
02:35:56
Steve-O
like
02:35:56
DeeBo
ah ah what but Steve, didn't you say that you kind of dug Bioshock 2?
02:35:57
SuperDong
yeah that's that's kind of rough
02:36:03
Steve-O
No.
02:36:03
dickvanmeat
No, nobody has ever said that once.
02:36:05
DeeBo
Somebody told me that, dude.
02:36:05
SuperDong
not good. Everybody tries to...
02:36:06
Steve-O
No, I'm the guy who hated Bioshock 2 to the point where it killed my 360 and I had buy new one.
02:36:09
dickvanmeat
Find the receipts, Devin.
02:36:09
DeeBo
Nothing.
02:36:14
SuperDong
ah
02:36:14
DeeBo
yeah
02:36:15
dickvanmeat
Steve doesn't like sequels to games anymore.
02:36:15
SuperDong
Wow.
02:36:17
dickvanmeat
He hated red Dead 2.
02:36:17
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:36:18
dickvanmeat
He hated...
02:36:19
SuperDong
i
02:36:19
dickvanmeat
What
02:36:20
SuperDong
I agree. Bioshock 2 stinks.
02:36:23
DeeBo
Well...
02:36:23
dickvanmeat
was the other one you hated, Steve?
02:36:23
SuperDong
And a lot of people lot of people are apologetic.
02:36:25
dickvanmeat
Oh, God of War Ragnarok. Steve didn't like that.
02:36:27
DeeBo
Yeah, no, no, that's what Spider-Man 2, he didn't like that.
02:36:27
dickvanmeat
Spider-Man
02:36:28
Steve-O
No, I just never got around to it again.
02:36:30
dickvanmeat
2.
02:36:31
SuperDong
I like Bioshock 3 to a point.
02:36:31
dickvanmeat
but
02:36:31
DeeBo
Wow.
02:36:35
DeeBo
You mean, you mean Infinite?
02:36:35
SuperDong
Like, that's... Or Infinite, yeah.
02:36:35
dickvanmeat
not Wait, Infinite?
02:36:37
dickvanmeat
i real I loved Infinite. I thought that was a great game.
02:36:39
SuperDong
Well, I liked Infinite.
02:36:39
DeeBo
Dude, I do not like Infinite, man.
02:36:42
SuperDong
The gameplay was a little trash, though.
02:36:44
Steve-O
i think Infinite is good, but like it is not a game you can go back to.
02:36:47
SuperDong
Nah.
02:36:48
Steve-O
like Once you go through the ride, you're like, eh...
02:36:51
dickvanmeat
It's like Oldboy. You get attracted to ah Elizabeth then you find out she's your daughter.
02:36:54
DeeBo
The wrong person. Yeah.
02:36:57
dickvanmeat
and then you find out you're the worst person in the entire world.
02:37:01
Steve-O
Worst dad.
02:37:01
SuperDong
It's a great story.
02:37:02
dickvanmeat
Worst dad of all time.
02:37:03
SuperDong
I love that story. gave You gave your...
02:37:04
dickvanmeat
ah Quick question, real quick. Just want step back a little bit.
Miniseries & Podcast Conclusion
02:37:08
dickvanmeat
Steve, or Chris, have you watched Full Circle? That Steven Soderbergh miniseries?
02:37:14
dickvanmeat
Apparently that's based on High and Low as well.
02:37:15
Steve-O
No.
02:37:15
SuperDong
No.
02:37:17
SuperDong
Really?
02:37:19
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
02:37:19
SuperDong
Full circle.
02:37:20
dickvanmeat
i just I just saw that. And it's pretty recent. So if you're if you want to prep for...
02:37:25
Steve-O
HBO Max.
02:37:26
dickvanmeat
Yeah, it's on HBO Max too, so if you want to prep for Highs to Lowest, maybe that's something you might be interested in watching. Six Parts.
02:37:32
SuperDong
It's like HBO Max did scenes from a Marriage 2. A remake of that. I never watched that either.
02:37:38
dickvanmeat
Yeah.
02:37:39
SuperDong
should probably check that out.
02:37:39
dickvanmeat
Yeah. You're talking about the um the egg the Bergman one, right?
02:37:43
SuperDong
Yeah. Yeah. With Mark Ruffalo and
02:37:44
dickvanmeat
Yeah, and and they made yeah they made it like a series. It wasn't just a movie. It was like a miniseries or something, right?
02:37:50
SuperDong
Mark Ruffalo and the redhead girl.
02:37:52
dickvanmeat
Was the the the Bergman one a miniseries too?
02:37:55
SuperDong
God damn it. What's her name?
02:37:57
dickvanmeat
Interstellar Girl.
02:37:58
SuperDong
Yeah. What the fuck is her name? Jessica Chastain.
02:38:01
dickvanmeat
Jurassic Chastain.
02:38:03
SuperDong
Jurassic Chastain.
02:38:03
dickvanmeat
That's you're talking about.
02:38:05
SuperDong
That's a hell of a name.
02:38:07
dickvanmeat
Anyway.
02:38:08
SuperDong
Anywho. Is there anything else, fellas?
02:38:11
DeeBo
ah There's last little trailer for this game called Dead Take.
02:38:11
SuperDong
Are we missing anything?
02:38:14
DeeBo
Kind of dead take.
02:38:14
SuperDong
Dead take.
02:38:16
Steve-O
That's like,
02:38:17
dickvanmeat
youre just You're just talking about dirt to your shit now, Devin.
02:38:18
SuperDong
Dead take.
02:38:20
dickvanmeat
Let's just end it.
02:38:21
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:38:21
dickvanmeat
and
02:38:22
DeeBo
Interesting trailer, but not really worth screaming about. um Made by the guy, the team of the Tales of Kinzara Zhao, which.
02:38:30
dickvanmeat
I could not care less about what you're talking about right now.
02:38:33
DeeBo
Wow. That must mean you're racist.
02:38:38
DeeBo
That's all I got.
02:38:38
dickvanmeat
I can't. I can't be racist, remember? I'm not allowed to be.
02:38:40
DeeBo
Yeah. I forgot. I forgot the rules. My bad. ah No, I think that's it. I think that's... ah Let me just give the old Feedly a quick old little refresh.
02:38:50
DeeBo
See if anything...
02:38:51
SuperDong
Stick your thumb in the hole that ends the podcast, Evan.
02:38:54
DeeBo
Nope, yeah.
02:38:54
SuperDong
Please.
02:38:55
DeeBo
I think we're gonna...
02:38:55
Steve-O
Flush the podcast. Yeah.
02:38:58
SuperDong
Right in the hole there. There you go.
02:39:00
Steve-O
Bye.
02:39:00
DeeBo
Devil Wears Prada 2 set photos leaked.
02:39:05
SuperDong
Why didn't we talk about that?
02:39:07
DeeBo
See? This is what happens when you rush me.
02:39:12
SuperDong
Uh...
02:39:13
Steve-O
by
02:39:14
DeeBo
Bye. bye