Introduction and Beach Stories
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DeeBo
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of July 21st, 2025. How are you doing, greetings and salutations?
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DeeBo
i had ah I had a thing to say, and then I completely left my brain the second I started talking, so instead... I'm just going to, you know, we're just going to see how you're all doing.
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DeeBo
I went to the beach and I got a little bit burnt, but not scorched. My name's Devin Kopech. With me, Chris Galani.
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SuperDong
Hello on this fine day of my father's birth.
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DeeBo
I'd say medium tanned. Medium Pale as a ghost, Steve O'Tiri.
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Steve-O
I'm here to haunt you.
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SuperDong
I'm here to aunt you.
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DeeBo
And he's in the burn ward currently. John Suarez.
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no diddy
burn ward why am i in the burn ward ooh banana is what i is what i'm saying and no i didn't i don't get sunburned sam got sunburned though like so or some random spot on her leg that i guess she forgot to cover in sunscreen and i was like oh that's i was like oh that sucks
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DeeBo
Yeah. You got, you got scorched, dude.
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DeeBo
You got scorched. got burnt. They to take you to the burn ward.
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Steve-O
Thanks a lot, son.
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DeeBo
You know what's funny, ah John? that sucks. Wow, that's wild. That never happens to me.
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DeeBo
You know what's, you know funny is, John, from the window where we were, you know how you could like see us kind of and we could see you?
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DeeBo
Like, When we were getting dressed or whatever, you guys had gone out and like, we just saw you and Sam sprain each other down.
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DeeBo
Like, they're such a married couple.
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SuperDong
We get to give a give
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DeeBo
that Because you're like holding out your leg and she's going.
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no diddy
The fucking peanut gallery
Vacation Destinations Discussion
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SuperDong
To give the listeners some context, I got a nice little place in Wildwood.
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SuperDong
It was right on the boardwalk.
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DeeBo
No, I was just standing outside of John's window.
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SuperDong
devin Devin was in an entirely different building. He wasn't supposed to be there. um
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no diddy
With his binoculars, his creepo binoculars.
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Steve-O
yeah devin from the book depository
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SuperDong
I don't know what he was doing there. I didn't invite him there.
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no diddy
His rear window.
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SuperDong
i just He was there of his own accord.
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SuperDong
He watched all of us for a while, sent obscene texts, and then he went home.
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Steve-O
you missed a spot oh my god ew
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DeeBo
ah I was tickling some feet from under the boardwalk.
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DeeBo
With my tongue. Yeah,
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SuperDong
There are people down there like that. So that's not a joke.
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SuperDong
Can't joke about that.
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DeeBo
Now you know what dogs feel like. or whatever Whatever that fucking horror movie Steve always talks about.
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Steve-O
Oh, yeah humans can lick too.
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DeeBo
Yeah, that was it. Now you know what dog feels like. He should have said that instead.
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SuperDong
but like i'm going to be honest with you, Steve. I like Devin's better.
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Steve-O
yeah what What was Devon's again?
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SuperDong
Now you know what dogs feel like.
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Steve-O
Now you don't want dogs for your life.
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SuperDong
Is that what you...
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SuperDong
That's way better.
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DeeBo
It's like, what the fuck does that mean? Like, don't know.
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SuperDong
i would laugh more like when someone was... if If I caught someone looking at my toes and they said that, I would be ah initially horrified but then laugh at that line because that's really funny.
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SuperDong
ah Like, what does that mean?
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Steve-O
Now you know what
Birthday Celebrations and Future Jokes
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DeeBo
But, ah you know, ah Chris, it was your birthday.
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no diddy
It's your birthday. 61 years left reach the big
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SuperDong
Big three nine. Niner.
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DeeBo
oh He's already closer to 40 than he is 30.
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SuperDong
yeah Yeah. Yep.
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DeeBo
It's been like that for a few years.
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SuperDong
That's how that works.
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SuperDong
That's how that works.
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Steve-O
Devon says that every year after 35.
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DeeBo
He's going to be 40 in two weeks.
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SuperDong
ah Not two weeks.
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Steve-O
Oh my god. That's not how that works.
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DeeBo
We're skipping ahead. No, I have a time travel machine.
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SuperDong
Yo, cannot wait.
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SuperDong
i'm going to be fucking tap dancing my way on down to the drugstore to buy every drug I possibly can and load my body with it.
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DeeBo
I don't think I could express...
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no diddy
No, you're just going to be um you're going to be a spread out like skin blanket like Michael Jackson was in that episode of Doctor Who. Remember that episode of Doctor
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no diddy
Was that Michael Jackson?
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SuperDong
I'm cool with just...
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no diddy
I forgot what it was.
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SuperDong
It was his friend. Hartman.
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DeeBo
Oh, no, Joan Hart? or Are you talking about the the Moisturize Me woman?
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SuperDong
john john hartman
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no diddy
The skin face thing.
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SuperDong
The face of Bo?
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SuperDong
I'm thinking of the face of Bo.
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DeeBo
Yeah, no, no. john sa She was like the last human alive or something.
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SuperDong
He's talking about the skin lady. The skin face lady.
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no diddy
Yeah, it was the skin face thing.
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DeeBo
Moisturize me. Moisturize me.
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SuperDong
That I want to be.
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SuperDong
That I'm shooting for.
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no diddy
You hear I'll sing it.
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no diddy
Lady Cassandra. That's who it was.
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DeeBo
just Just Chris watching Bloodborne 3 videos.
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no diddy
This going to be...
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SuperDong
It took that long to come out with the third one.
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no diddy
No, by then, dude, by then, we'll have the we'll have the Victor Von Doom technology where you can play Assassin's Creed with your eyes.
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SuperDong
Yeah, dude, I'd be...
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no diddy
By then. So then it'll be able to play.
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SuperDong
Cannot wait to be a sheet of skin. That's gonna be a highlight.
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DeeBo
It's going to be... Dude, I don't think I could express how disappointed I'd be if I was alive until I was 100.
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no diddy
Sheet of Skits. Spread on the front.
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DeeBo
I'd be like, this sucks, dude.
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SuperDong
Are you kidding me? It could be a hundred. I could see fucking rocket men flying into the sky aah Rocketeer.
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DeeBo
No, because like they're not good years. You know what I mean?
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DeeBo
No. Dude, but I can't do any of that.
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no diddy
Dude, Macy Williams was in Doctor Who?
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DeeBo
I guess. Who's Macy Williams?
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no diddy
Yeah, Arya Stark.
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DeeBo
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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SuperDong
Macy Williams. Yes, she was.
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no diddy
who Which Doctor was it?
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DeeBo
I think it was Matt Smith.
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SuperDong
is what Was it Schmitty?
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SuperDong
i don't think it was Schmitty.
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SuperDong
I think it was.
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no diddy
If it was if it was oswald Clara Oswald, then it was it was either Matt Smith or... ah
TV Show Skepticism and Comparisons
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SuperDong
We all fell off of that after it got stupid.
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no diddy
Dude, dude ah fucking Nick Frost as the Hagrid looks kind of rough, dude. I don't i know if I like it.
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DeeBo
Well, you know why?
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DeeBo
Because he's skinny now.
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DeeBo
So it's kind of like...
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no diddy
He doesn't look like Hagrid. I mean, he's not Hagrid. You know?
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DeeBo
And I'm not saying... um Oh my God, blanking on the the other... like I'm not saying you've got to be enormous, but it was like... Nick Frost looks like he's...
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no diddy
Robbie Coltrane.
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DeeBo
Yeah, Nick Frost looks like he's wearing a fat suit.
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SuperDong
It's okay. It's okay. Everything will balance out because I think the whole cast got fatter. Like they casted fatter for a lot of other characters, though.
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no diddy
But he just, I don't know, it's not, I don't know if it's a fat thing, I just, his, like, he doesn't look, he looks, I'm gonna say something weird, he looks like a CW version of Harry Potter.
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no diddy
That's what it looks like.
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SuperDong
You know what that is?
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no diddy
Granted, I said the same shit about The Last of Us when it came out, pictures came out.
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SuperDong
John, you know what you know what that quote was out of your mouth?
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SuperDong
That's the first nail in the coffin. you just drove it in there.
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SuperDong
That's it, baby. There's going to be more now. This is a matter of time.
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DeeBo
Yeah. ah By the way, Peter Capaldi was the doctor.
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no diddy
it was was PDC. pdc
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DeeBo
According to Wikipedia.
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SuperDong
PBC, not Schmitty.
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no diddy
swag Swaggy P, as we call him.
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SuperDong
You got Davey T. You got Schmitty. PBC.
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DeeBo
Yeah. You know what i did see? is
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no diddy
You got Super Thug.
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DeeBo
It was a now it was some it was some like
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no diddy
Chris Eccleston.
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DeeBo
some shitty troll comment. You ever think it's weird that Harry Potter always gets a headache every time a man with a turban was standing next to him? I was like, Jesus Christ, dude.
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no diddy
Damn, dude. Is that really what happened though?
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SuperDong
That's some subtext.
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DeeBo
In the first movie?
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no diddy
Is that an actual, is it an apt observation?
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DeeBo
Professor Quirrell with that turban?
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SuperDong
o That guy just gives me the willies.
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SuperDong
I don't know why.
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DeeBo
yeah There's something about him.
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DeeBo
I can't put my finger on it.
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SuperDong
Some other place.
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DeeBo
I heard that's what they're hiding. Every one of these. Jesus Christ.
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SuperDong
I, for one, could not be happier that the Harry Potter show looks like shit.
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DeeBo
Long time friends, guys.
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no diddy
many seasons until this gets canceled, do you think? Oh, I mean, it can't.
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no diddy
I think if it's bad, they're still going to be able to ride it out because it's Harry Potter.
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SuperDong
ah Steve, you're saying one or two in the case that it is bad, it gets canceled, right? Is that what you're saying?
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Steve-O
I think two. I think a lot of shows are given two right up the gate.
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DeeBo
I'm going to get two.
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no diddy
But, Steve, this is Harry Potter.
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SuperDong
Especially with the budget.
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Steve-O
um I think millennials are dying. Yeah.
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no diddy
has pokemon has pokemon ever ah Has Pokemon ever gotten cancelled? Like a TV show with Pokemon? i mean, I don't know if that's a good comparison, but
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SuperDong
Yeah, one time, meant I think one of the episodes, they showed Pikachu's tits, and they had to cancel the whole run.
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Steve-O
they Yeah, they had to they had to pull that one episode.
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SuperDong
And then they were like, you gotta cancel this. This is gonna get worse.
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no diddy
he had he had like He had like six nipples. He had otters.
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SuperDong
Check out my titties!
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no diddy
Aw, gross, Pikachu.
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Steve-O
Pikachu, you can't show those.
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SuperDong
Anyway, um yeah, I'm happy. It'll probably get canceled in two seasons. I'm going to say right now, i told you so already.
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no diddy
Preemptive, I told you so.
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SuperDong
Because preemptive, I told you so. I don't know. I just don't. I'm indifferent, if I'm honest.
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Steve-O
That's the that's the thing. It's like they are trying to keep that franchise relevant for future generations. And it's it feels like what they're they've been trying to do with Game of Thrones.
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Steve-O
Where it's like you missed the shot on Game of Thrones, guys, like the heydays is over.
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Steve-O
i don't know if they can, you know.
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SuperDong
It was a quick heyday for Game of Thrones.
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SuperDong
it Didn't last very long.
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Steve-O
But when we were in it in the beginning, it was something.
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SuperDong
Did Lost have more of a heyday than Game of Thrones? I think it did, didn't it?
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SuperDong
Didn't it go longer?
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Steve-O
When would we consider Game of Thrones got bad?
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SuperDong
Good question. Season five was the beginning of the end.
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no diddy
what what happened in season five
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Steve-O
That's kind of when Lost got bad.
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SuperDong
That is true. I think it was season four. Yeah, so around the same time. well
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Steve-O
four four Season four was the the Desmond season.
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SuperDong
That was, Steve, that was one episode, dog.
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Steve-O
No, that was that whole season.
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DeeBo
That's like the best episode.
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Steve-O
Ended on Desmond.
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SuperDong
Yeah, I know, but like that that that was a plot line in that season.
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Steve-O
That's where I end that.
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DeeBo
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Not Penny's boat, right? That was.
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Steve-O
Yeah, not that was not Penny's boat.
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SuperDong
That was the end of three.
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Steve-O
Season three was, no, season three was the we gotta go back, Jack.
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SuperDong
I thought Charlie dies at the end of season three too.
00:10:08
Steve-O
that's That's the power of the island.
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DeeBo
I'm trying to figure out what season.
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Steve-O
Maybe he died both seasons and we don't know.
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DeeBo
All right, so so that's Through the Looking Glass.
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DeeBo
So that's season three.
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SuperDong
No, I think that is the fourth season.
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DeeBo
Not Penny's Boat is season three.
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SuperDong
Yeah, is season three.
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Steve-O
Oh, that was season three.
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Steve-O
All right. All right.
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DeeBo
Because isn't four?
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Steve-O
Then I guess Game of Thrones had a better run.
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DeeBo
Is four the... No, five's the the time travel one, right?
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SuperDong
Well, like, all right, I will tell you this.
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DeeBo
I don't want to talk about it anymore.
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SuperDong
I think Game of Thrones, it was like a subtle rot where I think loss was more abrupt.
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SuperDong
I think Game of Thrones, like season five, the end of it, um obviously the ninth season of every episode is pretty banger. Like you can't never, they they always had like a big battle at that point.
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SuperDong
But like, I feel like the storytelling and a lot of the changes started to happen around then. And I think that was the beginning and end. Killing Barriss and Selmy was like, I was like,
00:11:00
DeeBo
I remember that. i That was like the first, that was the first crack.
00:11:04
SuperDong
that was the the canary in the coal mine.
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DeeBo
Cause you were pissed.
00:11:06
SuperDong
That was the canary in the coal mine.
00:11:07
DeeBo
And I said, I remember saying, get the fuck over it.
00:11:11
DeeBo
Like, not like so mean, but I do remember being like, dude, it's just like, it's one thing. What else could they possibly so skip over and change and rush through?
00:11:22
Steve-O
Is is the Harry Potter show going to have like a Game of Thrones budget basically?
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no diddy
Yeah, probably more.
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no diddy
i would say more so.
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DeeBo
it kind of it kind of has proven they just don't make money.
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Steve-O
But if we're forgetting C.W. Hagrid, though, like.
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DeeBo
That's pretty rude to Nick Frost, isn't it?
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no diddy
i mean yeah it's see yeah I mean, it's CW.
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Steve-O
Forgetin Titan Hagrid.
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no diddy
It's CW Hagrid, but it's also Nick Frost at the same time. So it's like, you know.
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SuperDong
You're saying the actor doesn't fit the role, not so much the makeup of the costume?
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no diddy
Well, no, I think the way they did his design is like, it's just, it doesn' it doesn't look right.
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SuperDong
That's not right.
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no diddy
I can't pinpoint it. and And I don't know if it's because he's skinny, but...
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DeeBo
Honestly, I, cause like his face is too thin.
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no diddy
Yeah, maybe. because the old old Hagrid, like, it looked like he just had a hair all over his face. You know?
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SuperDong
Yeah, he was like like surrounded by hair.
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no diddy
This looks like a fake beard. Like, it looks like a fake beard.
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DeeBo
Sorry. I went in the shit talk to see and all I just saw was the the skin face.
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DeeBo
And I was like, ah yeah, like to me, it just,
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no diddy
It's a diet Hagrid, you know? Like, look at real Hagrid.
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SuperDong
yeah Now, see? This is the beginning of the end right here.
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Steve-O
that's ah That's a real man's beard.
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no diddy
Like, real Hagrid just...
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no diddy
That's a man's man right there.
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DeeBo
Well, it's just like, yeah, to me, it's like that Hagrid's face matches the size where this Hagrid doesn't.
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SuperDong
He looks younger.
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Steve-O
They should have made a Hagrid like prequel show.
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DeeBo
Whatever, he'll be funny. It's Nick Frost.
00:12:53
SuperDong
Hanging with Hagrid.
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DeeBo
It's Nick Frost. He'll be funny.
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SuperDong
Hey, Hagrid, what are you up to today?
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no diddy
like for I mean, I don't know, man.
00:13:00
SuperDong
Oh, I got a big dragon I gotta fuck.
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no diddy
What what is the...
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SuperDong
Ha ha ha ha ha.
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no diddy
Is buck Buckbeak is Hagrid's hippogriff?
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no diddy
Yeah, can you see Nick Frost fucking controlling a Buckbeak? I can't, to be honest.
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DeeBo
i can jesus crap god
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Steve-O
I'm just writing this show off. It's done.
00:13:19
SuperDong
yeah i've already Yeah, I mean, i already have, too, if I'm honest.
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no diddy
Restore the Rowlingverse. That's...
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no diddy
Steve's Restore the Rowlingverse.
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SuperDong
Damned if you do, damned if you don't. One those scenarios.
00:13:36
no diddy
who's who's she Who's showrunning this, by the way? We never talk about Harry Potter.
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no diddy
It's like a buzzword and in the Discord, so we don't like talking about it.
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DeeBo
a Harry Potter showrunner.
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SuperDong
I mean, I didn't know.
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no diddy
But I am curious.
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SuperDong
I know i didn't i know Devin was a fan. I know, John, you were like kind of a fan. and never got that.
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no diddy
i like them I liked Prisoner of Azkaban a lot.
00:13:59
SuperDong
Yeah, well, me That's it
00:14:01
no diddy
I like that movie a lot. um Sam is like a diehard.
00:14:05
SuperDong
That's, yeah, Sam. It was Sam more so than anybody else.
Harry Potter Craze and Critiques
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SuperDong
i never I never got into it. I never read the books.
00:14:11
no diddy
I think I was like, i was like maybe, what was I doing?
00:14:12
SuperDong
It's my whole life.
00:14:14
DeeBo
So it is Francesca Gardner. She was a writer.
00:14:19
no diddy
Because dev Devin read the books. I never read the books.
00:14:22
SuperDong
So Devin's the only one here that's read the books.
00:14:24
no diddy
when but When did the Harry Potter craze start?
00:14:28
DeeBo
Like 98 or something.
00:14:30
DeeBo
I think like the first book was like 98 and then.
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no diddy
Oh, I was busy watching...
00:14:33
Steve-O
Yeah, I remember i remember reading.
00:14:33
no diddy
I was busy watching Raimi's Spider-Man to care about this shit.
00:14:38
Steve-O
i read Sorcerer's Stone in seventh grade.
00:14:42
DeeBo
Yeah, i was I was in like eighth, seventh or eighth grade because I was ah because my friend, our friend Dave, his now wife, Sam, she had all the books and she would give them to me.
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DeeBo
So that wasn't until at least eighth grade is when I started reading them.
00:14:59
Steve-O
I was I didn't understand in my head when they were describing the school. Like my only reference to a school was like. Middle school, and elementary school.
00:15:09
Steve-O
So it was just like a public school in my head.
00:15:09
DeeBo
you So you're like,
00:15:12
Steve-O
And I'm like, this sucks.
00:15:16
Steve-O
And then like years later, when I was like in high school and like the first movie came out, I was like, oh, OK, that's what you're going for, I guess.
00:15:23
DeeBo
so you're like, you're like, I don't think she properly painted the picture in that book.
00:15:28
no diddy
yeah i don't know I don't know what it was. like I was never... because like My cousins my my ah younger cousins were into it, but not me. I was just like i didn't care.
00:15:37
no diddy
The 90s was like...
00:15:37
Steve-O
I'm sorry with goosebumps around.
00:15:38
no diddy
That was the peak...
00:15:40
Steve-O
Why am I going to excited about bunch of kids excited about school? That's so fucking unbelievable.
00:15:43
SuperDong
Yeah, dude, that's exactly what I was going to say. Like, the all those books were designed to just make kids go to school.
00:15:48
no diddy
like the ninety s ninety s was like
00:15:53
SuperDong
Like, school's cool.
00:15:53
no diddy
how was the peak
00:15:54
SuperDong
You get to learn magic. And I'm like, no, it's not. Yeah.
00:15:57
no diddy
The 90s and the early 2000s was the like the peak of NBA basketball for me.
00:16:03
no diddy
and and video And video games, I guess.
00:16:03
Steve-O
That's yeah, that's the best basketball ever was.
00:16:06
Steve-O
original AI, Allen Iverson.
00:16:07
no diddy
like that's what ah That's when I get the original.
00:16:09
SuperDong
video games and movies and all that definitely took more
00:16:14
Steve-O
Pizza tasted better back then.
00:16:16
DeeBo
Mac and Manko's was a thing.
00:16:23
SuperDong
Yeah. Devin, you're all alone on this one on your little Island, your little anti-trans Island.
00:16:26
no diddy
Yeah, you're a little bitch.
00:16:28
no diddy
That's who you are.
00:16:30
Steve-O
Devin, Devin was a.
00:16:33
no diddy
Yeah, dude. You're anti-LGBTQ Harry Potter.
00:16:36
DeeBo
I will ask what's between your legs before you step foot on my island.
00:16:42
DeeBo
ah So, by the way, ah Francesca Gardner is the show writer.
00:16:47
DeeBo
She, uh, not dude, her rep, she is not that long.
00:16:47
no diddy
What has she done? Is she proven?
00:16:52
DeeBo
Um, she was a producer on succession, a consulting producer, which could mean anything, uh, his dark materials and killing Eve.
00:16:53
no diddy
Jessica Gardner.
00:17:04
no diddy
It's his dark materials.
00:17:04
DeeBo
And she wrote one episode of the man in the high castle. Okay.
00:17:10
Steve-O
It sounds like they hired a hatchet man to make this piece of trash.
00:17:14
no diddy
An industry plant? is that what you Is that what it is?
00:17:16
DeeBo
Wow, this piece of trash? Geez, man, we're just already...
00:17:19
Steve-O
I'm just calling it what it is from afar.
00:17:22
no diddy
they they are they
00:17:23
no diddy
What Steve's saying is they they hired somebody they could control this.
00:17:26
DeeBo
Yeah, no, yeah she yeah, I don't see where the...
00:17:26
SuperDong
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:28
no diddy
That's what Steve's saying.
00:17:32
DeeBo
Yeah, like, where's the art? Yeah, like, you're the showrunner? Okay, cool. But all I'm seeing is that these three kids are super psyched because they got the role of a lifetime. And Steve's like, you're trash.
00:17:46
DeeBo
What are you, six? You fucking idiot.
00:17:47
no diddy
Dude, I saw like, I don't know if it was like the Hermione like audition tape, but the the girl that's playing Hermione, I saw a clip of her talking and I was like, wow, that she really does sound like Hermione.
00:17:52
Steve-O
Should have done stranger things.
00:18:00
DeeBo
Oh, wow. Really? But, you know.
00:18:04
SuperDong
Yeah, I think yeah Stranger Things really kind of blew up how far you can push the envelope with children's television, how like violent you can get brutal and bloody.
00:18:16
SuperDong
i don't see that happening in this Harry Potter show.
00:18:21
DeeBo
I mean, it's like weird because like the books, they are more pretty violent in the books.
00:18:21
SuperDong
I just feel like it's a product of the past in a lot of ways.
00:18:28
no diddy
You say this, Chris, but you loved the Superman movie, which is also a product of the past.
00:18:34
SuperDong
Yeah, but like, that's something I'm nostalgic about, i guess.
00:18:38
no diddy
Yeah, but i think i think harry potter I think Harry Potter is...
00:18:41
no diddy
at The IP is the same stature now. like I just think... i don't think like Even if it's bad, I think i don't think it'll get cancelled because it'll still make money. you know
00:18:51
DeeBo
Yeah, well, i guess that it's more like how quickly.
00:18:52
no diddy
People are still going to go to Harry Potter World. People are still going to fucking... They're still going to take their fucking Pottermore test, you know, and fight for their house.
00:18:59
DeeBo
Yeah, but it's like, how quickly are they going to put these out? Because like, I mean, this kid right here, he's like, whatever. He's like 11 here, right? But that. What are they going to do when he's like fucking brutally through going through puberty, you know?
00:19:10
no diddy
Yeah, that's going to go fast, yeah.
00:19:15
Steve-O
He looks like Louis Thoreau.
00:19:15
DeeBo
And they're like, oh, dude, we're season three.
00:19:17
no diddy
how they in books? Does he stay a little...
00:19:21
no diddy
does he stay a little
00:19:22
Steve-O
one year at a time, right? One year at a time.
00:19:24
DeeBo
Yeah, every every book was a year.
00:19:26
no diddy
They're going to have to lure the rings in and just film all of it now.
00:19:29
DeeBo
That's what I mean. like They're going to have blast through some of these. Especially with the state of TV today, we're like we'll go three, four years. This kid's going to be 42 by the time.
00:19:39
Steve-O
Yeah, they're going to Stranger Things it where it'll be like 28-year-olds playing 14-year-olds.
00:19:45
SuperDong
god he's got like an un yeah that uncanny valley face he does it sure does man that's weird
00:19:54
DeeBo
Oh, yeah. But no, Steve sees these kids and he goes, you're trash.
00:19:59
Steve-O
You know what? I'm going to say it.
00:20:00
Steve-O
i think DC should just sweep this under the rug and focus on Superman.
00:20:04
DeeBo
Dwayne DC says, hey, we're in charge now.
00:20:07
no diddy
ah The difference, yeah, but but Steve, the difference is like like this Super Mario movie's success is going to make like probably what, like $600 million, $700 million at the most.
00:20:08
DeeBo
Throw out Harry Potter.
00:20:17
SuperDong
Yeah. About that.
00:20:18
no diddy
Harry Potter would have made a billion dollars in the in this first week if they released another movie. They could release a movie about Harry Potter just playing soccer.
00:20:26
Steve-O
That's the thing. kids love Kids love people.
00:20:27
no diddy
Or they would have made way more money.
00:20:30
Steve-O
People in general love... ah school, but it's school for this trope. Like, people love that.
00:20:38
Steve-O
Like, that was what My Hero Academia was.
00:20:41
Steve-O
It's like school, but for superheroes.
00:20:44
SuperDong
Imagine a thing that you don't like that's really boring being not boring anymore because you do cool stuff.
00:20:49
Steve-O
Like, school, but for basketball.
00:20:54
Steve-O
Wait. That's just basketball training camp.
00:20:57
SuperDong
Yeah, and college, you know, for most athletes.
00:21:03
SuperDong
Not much else they're learning, you know. Taking TV or something.
00:21:07
Steve-O
But it's it's such a it's such a successful trope at this point.
00:21:10
SuperDong
i would love to see a Harry Potter world where they have, like, intramural magic and they have to take other like actual classes but like they just give them like shithole classes that don't matter like geology for athletes or something or for magicians and they're like yeah like
00:21:29
DeeBo
yeah what what's the art history for Fucking wizards.
00:21:33
SuperDong
it's just like a blow-off class right they gotta take it because they gotta keep their their wizard scholarship
00:21:41
DeeBo
Well, dude. Yeah, when's the... I'm not going to go there. I hope it works out for these children.
00:21:50
Steve-O
You think they're just going to follow the recipe are they going to change it up?
00:21:53
DeeBo
You should probably follow the rest, because, like...
00:21:55
no diddy
I kind of feel bad for the kids. Those kids.
00:21:58
DeeBo
You can't switch it up, dude.
00:22:00
no diddy
They're going to be ah they're goingnna be under a lot of... like Well, really...
00:22:03
DeeBo
Yeah. Especially Hermione.
00:22:05
no diddy
pressure and like you know and like just like stuff that's like not really in their control, they're going to just be hated on just for, for doing, just for doing this.
00:22:12
SuperDong
yeah for existing basically yes
00:22:17
Steve-O
It's going to be like lose lose because it's going to be like
00:22:19
no diddy
Yeah. lose, lose. Yeah.
00:22:20
Steve-O
A group of people are going to be like, you have to be as accurate and perfect to what our memories remember these characters being.
00:22:27
Steve-O
And then the other people being them like, how could you do this?
00:22:27
no diddy
And you, and and, the other people are, yeah. And no, and then the third group of people that are going to be like, yeah, since you're doing this, you're, you can only believe that there are two genders only and that's it.
00:22:38
no diddy
And you're, but that's the only That's the opinion that you have to have because you're doing this.
00:22:45
no diddy
It's really fucking sad.
00:22:46
SuperDong
It's a shit show. It's a shit show.
00:22:47
no diddy
and it's really fucking sad yeah It's a lose-lose-lose situation for these kids.
00:22:48
SuperDong
It's a it's it a shit show waiting to happen and
00:22:52
no diddy
But they'll get paid. They're going to get paid though. so there's There's that.
00:22:55
Steve-O
It's, you know what? Every day they're going to sit there checking.
00:22:56
DeeBo
Now their parents are going to get paid.
00:22:58
Steve-O
They're going to be checking Twitter every day, hoping JK Rowling doesn't fucking say something that's like a nightmare being like, please don't make this any worse.
00:23:07
Steve-O
I'm just trying. I'm just trying to become a a child actor that becomes an actor.
00:23:14
SuperDong
I think if she starts talking too much, I think the Martyr Brothers is going to send the Pinkertons after.
00:23:20
Steve-O
ah Send Pinky in the brain after.
00:23:22
Steve-O
That's what they should do.
00:23:22
SuperDong
Yeah, well, they got them and in in the tower on call.
00:23:29
SuperDong
Yeah, the water tower. Steve, that's where they keep all their creatures.
00:23:32
Steve-O
Oh, oh, oh, oh my God is.
00:23:35
SuperDong
Don't you know that?
00:23:36
DeeBo
Wow, dude. Hand in your WB card, dude.
00:23:38
Steve-O
No, when he said tower, I thought he meant like nine eleven
00:23:43
SuperDong
Well, Pinky and the Brain were behind 9-11.
00:23:45
SuperDong
Everybody knows that. That's pretty obvious.
00:23:48
SuperDong
But that's not what we're talking about.
00:23:48
Steve-O
but Where were you when Pinky and the Brain took over the universe?
00:23:53
SuperDong
Yeah, he finally did it.
00:23:56
Steve-O
Someone's going to be like, Steve, it's the world. It's not the universe.
00:23:58
DeeBo
don't say... I always said stinky. ah Pinky did it. Pinky. It was all pinky.
00:24:03
SuperDong
Yeah, he did it by accident, of course. But Brain took the credit.
00:24:06
SuperDong
So... With that, Warner Brothers, stop making this. Nope, and I don't want it.
00:24:16
no diddy
Yeah, Warren Brothers going to
00:24:16
Steve-O
yeah I mean, they can make it.
00:24:17
Steve-O
let ah you They can make it.
00:24:19
Steve-O
But you know what? They're leaving a lot of money on the table because they should probably be making a fucking Donkey Kong show right now.
00:24:26
SuperDong
Warner Brothers, listen to me. let Listen close. who Whoever's writing the Wonder Woman movie, just just adapt Absolute Wonder Woman. It's all right there. but you Just take that. Just do that.
00:24:35
DeeBo
well Throw, throw out your Wonder Woman, your billion dollar Wonder Woman.
00:24:38
no diddy
be... I heard they're fast-tracking
00:24:40
no diddy
They want that to the next thing.
00:24:43
Steve-O
Speed running it.
00:24:43
no diddy
they want that to be like the next thing Did you guys hear about the Jimmy Olsen show?
00:24:49
no diddy
I don't know if this is like a hard rumor now or like if it's like halfway confirmed, but allegedly it's going to be like a a DC Villains anthology show that's hosted by Jimmy Olsen, the guy that plays Jimmy Olsen.
00:25:06
SuperDong
So little stories about villains throughout the DC universe.
00:25:09
no diddy
guess, yeah. Crime
00:25:10
SuperDong
Interesting. Interesting.
00:25:12
Steve-O
I feel like with.
00:25:12
no diddy
crime Crime Anthology series focuses on different DC villains hosted by Jimmy Olsen, played by Skyler or Gassando or whatever.
00:25:19
DeeBo
I mean, that could be good.
00:25:21
Steve-O
Yeah, I feel like you like you could just do a Jimmy Olsen show with the amount of like old school Jimmy Olsen comics they they did.
00:25:30
Steve-O
That's interesting, though.
00:25:32
no diddy
Crime Anthology, yeah.
00:25:34
SuperDong
Get the condiment king one episode.
00:25:36
no diddy
Meanwhile, he's beat he's, you know, he's got a he's got ah keep all those baddies at bay that are trying to trying to smash. Because he's a chick magnet.
00:25:48
SuperDong
I just want more of this, uh, this world and supergirl is coming up, but we get peacemaker this week, right?
00:25:50
Steve-O
He's got that aura.
00:25:58
Steve-O
That's this week.
00:25:58
no diddy
Is that this week?
00:25:59
SuperDong
Is that this week?
00:25:59
no diddy
no no that's No, that's in the fall, I think.
00:26:04
Steve-O
Hold on, let's look this up.
00:26:07
SuperDong
I thought that was coming out in
00:26:07
DeeBo
peacemaker season two august 21st
00:26:12
Steve-O
So you're both right.
00:26:14
Steve-O
You're both right. It's in the middle.
00:26:16
SuperDong
thought that was July. Yeah, i that's coming up next.
00:26:20
SuperDong
I'm super, super psyched for that. um I love that first season. John, you need to watch that, man.
00:26:26
Steve-O
You do, it's great.
00:26:27
no diddy
yeah Yeah, Sam sam and i are going to watch it. i kind of want should i Should we watch re-watch The Suicide Squad first? or
00:26:33
Steve-O
I've been, you know what?
00:26:34
no diddy
Does it not matter?
00:26:35
DeeBo
I think you should just because that's a good movie, but I don't think it's like, yeah.
00:26:35
Steve-O
I wanna rewatch The Suicide Squad too.
00:26:38
no diddy
Yeah, I really i really did like like The Suicide Squad a lot.
00:26:41
Steve-O
yeah you know You know what I watched and I was like, oh, why did I watch that? The Flash.
00:26:47
SuperDong
Oh, you finally watched that?
00:26:48
Steve-O
I finally watched that.
00:26:49
no diddy
Wait, this night the Snyder Flash?
00:26:51
Steve-O
I watched, I guess you can call it the Snyder Flash.
00:26:51
DeeBo
Which, which you think, which it was great, right? Yeah.
00:26:56
Steve-O
It definitely was like two and a half hours.
00:27:00
SuperDong
Yes, it was, wasn't it
00:27:03
SuperDong
Very wasn't it? What did
00:27:04
no diddy
It was definitely a movie!
00:27:06
Steve-O
I forgot why i watched it even. Somebody mentioned it in like a YouTube review or like a talk about like the new Superman movie that I was watching. And I was like, I should probably watch that.
00:27:16
no diddy
And they're like, this is better than Superman.
00:27:16
SuperDong
what did What did you think of the Batman in the film?
00:27:22
Steve-O
um, it, uh, it You know, it was definitely like fun to have 89 Batman back. You know, Michael Keaton.
00:27:33
DeeBo
This is cool to see, right?
00:27:34
no diddy
What'd you think of Nicolas Cage?
00:27:35
Steve-O
Yeah, it's cool to see. ah Well, I mean, that was definitely some CGI.
00:27:40
no diddy
Wait, they they had a they ah they had a Christopher Reeve, a CGI Christopher Reeve in there too?
00:27:44
Steve-O
They did, and it's really bad.
00:27:46
Steve-O
It's like PS3 era CGI.
00:27:46
no diddy
That's gross, dude.
00:27:51
DeeBo
What are you yelling at me for?
00:27:51
no diddy
You liked this movie?
00:27:53
DeeBo
I like parts of it, yeah.
00:27:55
Steve-O
i think I think the thing is, it's like, you know, it's definitely like, ah what's what's going to happen next?
00:28:01
Steve-O
What's going to happen next? Even though you can kind of piece it together. But by the end of it, I was just like, this went on way too long for what this like wanted to be.
00:28:09
DeeBo
What you think of those babies?
00:28:11
Steve-O
Oh, they were. Yeah.
00:28:14
DeeBo
Actually, should so in general, like, like, ah what was the, so the CG, right?
00:28:19
DeeBo
Specifically at the end, like where everybody's, because everybody was like, why he does it look like this?
00:28:26
DeeBo
And the, I think the director's excuse, his explanation, I guess I would say, it He's like, well, it's like time dilation, so everything should look weird. And I'm like, that's not weird.
00:28:38
DeeBo
That's just just bad.
00:28:39
SuperDong
do you know who that director Do you know who that director was?
00:28:42
SuperDong
You know what he did?
00:28:42
DeeBo
That is the guy who did a it, I think.
00:28:46
SuperDong
It Chapter 1 It Chapter 2.
00:28:46
DeeBo
David Muschietti? No, no, no. Hold on. Who directed The Flash?
00:28:57
SuperDong
Yeah. So that's the guy.
00:28:58
DeeBo
Andy Muschietti. Andy Muschietti.
00:28:59
SuperDong
he can barely speak English ah as Bill Hader can attest to from what I've heard about him directing him.
00:29:06
no diddy
that guy's That guy's doing the the Batman movie.
00:29:11
DeeBo
Or the, I thought he was doing clay face.
00:29:14
no diddy
No, Flanman's doing Clayface, dude.
00:29:16
Steve-O
Landman's doing Clayface.
00:29:18
DeeBo
he's doing a Batman or Andy machete.
00:29:20
no diddy
He's doing Brave and the Bold.
00:29:21
SuperDong
Brave in the bulb.
00:29:23
DeeBo
That's so far out though.
00:29:23
no diddy
the batman The Batman and Damien movie.
00:29:26
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. So like,
00:29:27
SuperDong
He's a hack, unfortunately.
00:29:29
no diddy
No, but that no but but people noticing have been noticing that James Gunn hasn't like mentioned him by name. like he's been like In interviews, he's been mentioning like Matt Reeves this, Matt Reeves that, so like people are just kind of half speculating that maybe he's he's gonna like because well I don't know like because it seems like if it's shit like if whatever the product they they like script they give to him is crap he's he's just not gonna look green light it like it's gonna it has to be good
00:29:58
DeeBo
Which is That is that is going to infuriate the Zazzalovs of the world when it's like they really get rolling. But for now, that's 100% the right decision.
00:30:11
no diddy
Yeah, because that's the thing. is like Clayface wasn't even in anybody's brains. But Mike Flanagan like wrote this amazing script or whatever for it, and they were like, fuck it.
00:30:21
no diddy
let's Let's just do it. Yeah.
00:30:23
no diddy
like it's It's good.
00:30:25
no diddy
So, I mean, I think that's a good like way to just start off. like Put out good products first, and then you know sprinkle in stuff here and there.
00:30:33
SuperDong
start Start getting the big IPs out in between.
00:30:35
DeeBo
They should, if if I'm being honest, though, they should probably tweak that and just make that a DCU thing.
00:30:41
no diddy
Supergirl. Dude, I think Supergirl is going to be really good movie, though.
Supergirl's Traumatic Past
00:30:45
SuperDong
excited for that.
00:30:45
no diddy
I really think it is like.
00:30:47
SuperDong
i love I love the concept.
00:30:49
no diddy
yeah You guys should you guys should should read that book. It's really good, like really, really good.
00:30:53
SuperDong
I should read that.
00:30:53
no diddy
The one that is based off a woman of tomorrow. It's like John Wick meets Star Wars meets True Grit. Like, that's what the story is.
00:31:03
Steve-O
Okay. That sounds
00:31:04
no diddy
And it's and Supergirl Jeff Bridges.
00:31:05
Steve-O
that sounds why um
00:31:08
no diddy
Like, that' that's how cool she is in the book.
00:31:13
no diddy
But they go through, like, the the her... I don't know, because people... In our Discord, people have been asking questions about, like, did Supergirl know that Jor-El was a slime bag?
00:31:25
no diddy
Like, this kind of shit. But i don't I don't know. Like, because in the comics, she's in Argo City. She's not even in the same... Like, her family's not even on the same, like, continent as...
00:31:36
no diddy
as Jor-El and Lara.
00:31:39
Steve-O
That makes sense to me. Cause it's like, you have to view it in a sense where it's like, that's their uncle. Like.
00:31:46
no diddy
Yeah, so like, they might not, like, your uncle could be, like, mil my uncle's, my uncle's, yeah.
00:31:50
SuperDong
my ah My uncle lives in Florida. If the world ended, I'd be here. i had no idea what the fuck he's saying.
00:31:56
no diddy
You would have no idea that he would put, that he'd put his baby on a ship and tell, and tell, and tell him to start, start a harem on one another planet.
00:31:57
SuperDong
Yeah, yeah he put his baby on a ship. I three
00:32:05
Steve-O
And then, and then,
00:32:05
SuperDong
mean, I'll be honest, if it's my uncle, wouldn't put it past him.
00:32:07
Steve-O
yeah And then your dad goes, hey, Chris, your uncle just put a baby in a rocket ship.
00:32:10
SuperDong
Wouldn't put it past him.
00:32:15
Steve-O
Could you go and watch that?
00:32:17
Steve-O
Could you go and check that out?
00:32:18
Steve-O
Make sure nothing happens to it.
00:32:20
SuperDong
and then they push me in the shuttle and that's, that's it.
00:32:24
Steve-O
Chris, you got to take some responsibility for your new beer new baby cousin.
00:32:28
no diddy
Dude, Supergirl's origin is actually super fucking sad and traumatic.
00:32:33
no diddy
Because the the one that we... Remember the ones that we read before? The Jeff Loeb one? I think she just has amnesia. She doesn't remember anything when she lands lands on Earth or whatever.
00:32:43
no diddy
and this one, it's like her dad believed Jor-El and took like he took protective measures for their city.
00:32:53
no diddy
So he he made a ah barrier to protect them from the planet exploding.
00:32:59
no diddy
But then like like the explosions and stuff cause all this radiation to seep through and everybody's just gets fucking Krypton cancer and they start dying slowly.
00:33:08
Steve-O
Oh, that's awful.
00:33:09
no diddy
It's awful. And like, like 14 year old Kara is just like watching it all happen and then has to get put in a ship because he, you know, he had the same plan.
00:33:20
no diddy
He Jor-El, I guess, sent him the fucking emails of the blueprints for the rockets.
00:33:23
Steve-O
He's like, we'll give you a rocket ship too.
00:33:25
no diddy
Yeah. No, but like she, wrote she remembers it all. So it's kind of like,
00:33:30
SuperDong
She's dealing with the trauma.
00:33:30
no diddy
So people are like, oh, why is she fucking drunk all the time? Why is she partying?
00:33:33
SuperDong
Dealing with the trauma.
00:33:33
no diddy
And it's because I'm like, dude, wouldn't you?
00:33:34
Steve-O
Yeah. The thing is, all these people who are going to be like, why this? Why is she like that? They eat their fucking soup like, you know, a year later when they release the movie and it's a fucking banger.
00:33:45
no diddy
But like, what do you what do you want? Do you want Supergirl to just be fucking female Clark Kent? Because I don't. I think that's stupid.
00:33:50
SuperDong
No, of course not.
00:33:51
Steve-O
I feel like a lot of the past, like you were saying where we were reading Supergirl, a lot of the time they just kind of made her a blank slate.
00:33:58
no diddy
Yeah, they didn't they didn't know what to do with her.
00:34:00
no diddy
ah like this this I think that's why they're adapting this comic. Because like this comic is like... com I mean, it's its its own story.
00:34:06
SuperDong
I think that's actually James Gunn's best type of characters too. Those are the characters he likes to focus on.
00:34:12
no diddy
Yeah. The fucking... Yeah.
00:34:14
SuperDong
The ones he can play around with.
00:34:14
no diddy
The rocket. The rockets. The rocket raccoons.
00:34:18
SuperDong
Yeah. Like the ones that he knows if he changes a few things, people aren't really going to be too upset, you know, like, and make the story that he wants to tell more so than the character that they want.
00:34:24
no diddy
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
00:34:31
SuperDong
You know, like that's, I, I prefer it that way.
00:34:34
no diddy
Dude, who's going to be Waifu Crush of the Year, Devin? Is it going to be Supergirl or Lucia from GTA 6?
00:34:42
DeeBo
Oh, next year? don't
00:34:43
no diddy
That's some hefty competition right there between those two.
00:34:46
DeeBo
know. They should give Cat Grant her own show for some reason.
00:34:50
SuperDong
No, Devin's going to pick Sydney Sweeney because she's going to be a boxer in her next movie.
00:34:51
no diddy
Wait, so you're... Oh, man.
00:34:55
SuperDong
And he's going to be like, I love her so much for doing this.
00:34:55
no diddy
Wait. People are people are like fucking horny for making her Power Girl and it's like, come on.
00:35:03
no diddy
We don't need Power Girl right now.
00:35:04
DeeBo
No, we don't, but... yeah What am I goingnna say no we going to say?
00:35:08
no diddy
That was fucking James Goon.
00:35:09
DeeBo
No. What am I going to say? No to a fucking prime rib?
00:35:12
no diddy
But it's just like, i don't know.
00:35:12
DeeBo
but Fucking filet mignon.
00:35:14
DeeBo
I'm not saying no to that. It's delicious. How dare you? Fuck you. Don't take this from me.
00:35:20
Steve-O
Don't take this from me.
00:35:21
DeeBo
Don't take this from me.
00:35:22
no diddy
But isn't, isn't, like, isn't...
00:35:22
Steve-O
This is all I have.
00:35:24
no diddy
She just, i don't know, like, aside from, like, the physical attributes of Sydney Sweeney, I feel like she doesn't really... She would do a good job...
00:35:32
SuperDong
That haircut would look like shit on her.
00:35:34
no diddy
Yeah, and it she and like her personality doesn't really... like I don't know if she can do Power Girl.
00:35:38
DeeBo
Yeah, no, let's make up lies. Let's make up more lies and take my fun away. Okay, sure. Take my joy.
00:35:45
no diddy
i don't know, dude.
00:35:48
no diddy
Plus, that's like... because it would yeah like like oh yeah, let's just put Sidney Sweet... Let's put multi Multiverse...
James Gunn's Casting Speculations
00:35:57
no diddy
Let's put a Multiverse Supergirl in just just so Devin can jerk off to it later.
00:36:02
DeeBo
ah It sucks as me. It's for the good of America.
00:36:09
Steve-O
Devin Jarrell over here.
00:36:10
DeeBo
Listen, I'm just saying this is somebody makes it happen there. They might be getting a third term.
00:36:14
SuperDong
James Gunn does have a way of getting a bunch of baddies in his movies.
00:36:17
SuperDong
So I got admit, he's he's got something up his sleeve.
00:36:22
SuperDong
He's figuring it out. He cracked the code.
00:36:23
no diddy
I'm just saying the fucking the Daily Planet baddies are way hotter than the Guardians of the Galaxy baddies.
00:36:24
DeeBo
I don't think Jimmy. i that cat
00:36:30
DeeBo
Uh, no, that's acceptable.
00:36:31
SuperDong
See, this is the thing. That's why it's perfect. Of course, everybody in Metropolis gorgeous. Like, it makes perfect fucking sense.
00:36:42
Steve-O
yeah just all troll people in Gotham
00:36:44
no diddy
ah just all They're all Oz Cobb.
00:36:46
no diddy
They're all Oz Cops.
00:36:46
SuperDong
Look what's going on, man!
00:36:46
DeeBo
let's just say in Gotham, they call it a hoogie. All right, let's just say that.
00:36:52
DeeBo
In Gotham, they want to whiz with, right?
00:36:54
no diddy
so you yeah So you guys don't see any way they could just merge Matt Reeves, Batman, universe into this?
00:37:00
DeeBo
I think it would be a mistake.
00:37:00
no diddy
like yeah you don't think it You don't think it's possible? because like Dude, David Corsway and Robert Pattinson is an all-time fucking hottie-tottie world's finest.
00:37:04
SuperDong
It just didn't work.
00:37:09
SuperDong
Though, then again, the way...
00:37:09
DeeBo
i won I don't see it.
00:37:13
SuperDong
to to not drive this back to absolute, the absolute universe, but I was talking to Devin about how the absolute universe characters, their tones are all really different and they're all really different people.
00:37:25
no diddy
Oh, yeah. and it's the same And that's the same...
00:37:28
no diddy
They're they're in the same multiverse.
00:37:30
SuperDong
and I would say that I would love to see them all come together at one, some point or another.
00:37:35
SuperDong
Like I would, the clashing tones is what it's all about, right?
00:37:36
no diddy
But what's... Yeah.
00:37:39
SuperDong
Like that's what a justice league should be.
00:37:41
no diddy
because I was thinking about it like Since Robert Pattinson is getting older, too, could they like do the route of the Matt Reeves-verse is like younger?
00:37:55
no diddy
Batman and then having have Robert Pattinson also play an older version of him himself too.
00:37:56
SuperDong
Evan play an older version of that character well there was also something else I brought up to Devin which I think is very much Batman and it's his character and the way I look at Batman in comics is there there are two Batmans and I'm not talking about yeah you I was telling you about this there I'm not talking about Bruce Wayne and Batman something like that I'm talking about
00:38:23
SuperDong
Batman on his own, Solo Batman, and Justice League Batman.
00:38:28
SuperDong
Those two characters are very different in what they can do.
00:38:31
no diddy
And Bat, Bat Family, Dad, Batman.
00:38:35
SuperDong
they They are like JLA Batman. can breathe in space. Can fucking destroy and dismantle all of the white Martians by himself.
00:38:44
no diddy
You can crack jokes.
00:38:46
DeeBo
Yeah. He punches dark side.
00:38:46
no diddy
can crack jokes.
00:38:48
SuperDong
He punches Darkseid.
00:38:49
no diddy
Parch's Dark Side, yeah.
00:38:50
SuperDong
But a solo Batman is like just grounded fights, you know, simple fights gets his ass kicked every once in a while.
00:38:57
Steve-O
He's having a hard time with calendar man.
00:39:00
SuperDong
Yeah. He's getting, he's getting thrown around.
00:39:02
no diddy
No, I can see that because it's also like the best comparison is it's the same. It's the same quote unquote same Kevin Conroy Batman that's in the Batman the anime series, which is way darker than like Justice League Unlimited, you know, and Justice League.
00:39:14
SuperDong
Yes, exactly. That's more comical.
00:39:17
no diddy
it's the same. And it's also the same Batman, too. The same same act, same voice actor, same everything.
00:39:22
SuperDong
He's also practically superhuman whenever he is in the jail way. Like that's like the other caveat.
00:39:27
DeeBo
Yeah, because he has to just meet up with with everyone else.
00:39:30
DeeBo
But yeah, it's like you're talking about a guy that can swings on fucking Darkseid, but then Bane still throws him around, and they're like, bro, like I love me some Bane.
00:39:36
SuperDong
Yeah. Crumples them easily.
00:39:40
DeeBo
Don't give it go't get it twisted, but like it's a different thing.
00:39:43
Steve-O
The question, though, of... Should he be older, like much older than Superman?
00:39:48
DeeBo
I don't like that. They gotta be like similar.
00:39:51
SuperDong
contemporaries.
00:39:52
no diddy
Well, because no because the because the the batman the the Batman movie, the Brave and the Bold movie, is supposed to be about him and Damien.
00:39:59
no diddy
So he's supposed to have son. But I don't know if, they and like...
00:40:02
no diddy
The thing is, comic book batman like con but superheroes are like weird.
00:40:04
DeeBo
just be a Robin though.
00:40:07
no diddy
Because like how old is Bruce Wayne supposed to be when when but during the Morrison run when he found out he had a kid that was already 10 years old?
00:40:15
Steve-O
Right. Like if he started at 30, like in comics, like.
00:40:17
no diddy
So I don't know.
00:40:25
SuperDong
It is weird. doesn't make any sense. Time does not make sense.
00:40:28
no diddy
And you know what? I would like... The the main change I would like to see in Gunn's DCU is to make Mr. Terrific the second smartest man in the world over Bruce Wayne.
00:40:37
SuperDong
don't like that.
00:40:39
no diddy
Just give him that. We can keep Lex Luthor...
00:40:43
no diddy
Wait, is Lex number one? is Bruce? It's Lex. It's Lex.
00:40:46
Steve-O
Lex probably has to be number one ring.
00:40:47
no diddy
or is it or is it bruce
00:40:51
DeeBo
Like, Bruce can't have it all, dude.
00:40:53
no diddy
He made a pocket universe.
00:40:56
no diddy
justin He made a pocket universe just to try to kill Superman.
00:41:00
SuperDong
That's why I think it should be, it should be, he should be the smartest because, you know, people that are really smart sometimes can be pure evil, you know, like that's
00:41:01
no diddy
love that shit. I love it. He's Kendrick, dude. He's Kendrick Lamar.
00:41:09
no diddy
Fucking Mount Rushmore of haters. like It's like fucking Lex, it's Topher Grace, Eddie Brock, and it's Kendrick Lamar. Or like the the top haters.
00:41:21
SuperDong
reverse flash coming up behind.
00:41:23
no diddy
Oh yeah, reverse. Dude, imagine how much... Dude. Man, you know what sucks? Nicholas Holt would have made a great reverse Flash, too.
00:41:33
no diddy
Just cast him again. Fuck it.
00:41:35
SuperDong
That'll happen, but not anytime soon. Because the taste is still fresh.
00:41:38
no diddy
There's like... i don't know if this is a TikTok rumor, Chris. But like there were like rumblings on the interwebs about Andrew Garfield being cast as as the Flash. Which would be kind of crazy.
00:41:51
SuperDong
That would be lovely.
00:41:54
SuperDong
Give him another shot. He's got it in him.
00:41:55
no diddy
Give him another shot, man.
00:41:57
Steve-O
Give it another shot, man.
00:41:58
SuperDong
He could be Barry.
00:42:01
no diddy
Yeah, he could be Barry.
00:42:02
SuperDong
You can play Barry or Wally, really, honestly. He's got range.
00:42:08
no diddy
He could be Jay Garrick. Fuck it.
00:42:09
SuperDong
ja oh those pictures on the wall, right?
00:42:10
no diddy
see James Gunn seems like he's a fucking sicko, so he'll just he'll just make him Jay Garrick. Thank you.
00:42:15
Steve-O
This is fun, though.
00:42:16
no diddy
Wait, they no, they have... um Somebody posted a blurry image of the Hall of Justice picture, and there's Yeah, there's a Jay Garrick Flash on there.
00:42:26
SuperDong
Jay Garrick, there's a Wildcat picture there.
00:42:30
no diddy
James Gunn is such a fucking sicko, dude.
00:42:32
SuperDong
ah Who doesn't love Wildcat, though?
00:42:33
no diddy
That's what he's going to do. He's going to do that.
00:42:34
SuperDong
Everybody fucking loves Wildcat.
00:42:36
no diddy
Everyone loves Wildcat, but could you imagine if they have Bullhead Jay Garrick as of the Flash?
00:42:40
SuperDong
wow. That would be...
00:42:41
no diddy
like people would would People would be so mad.
00:42:41
SuperDong
What is the of that hat?
00:42:43
no diddy
I wouldn't. I think would be pretty cool. It seems like something James Gunn would do, though, because he's a weirdo.
00:42:49
SuperDong
the what is the point of that hat
00:42:52
no diddy
Dude, it's just his it's his helmet, dude.
00:42:54
Steve-O
It's the ah it's a reference to like, um what was it?
00:42:58
Steve-O
What's the God from um Greek mythology or ah Mercury?
00:43:01
no diddy
um Mercury? mercury
00:43:04
no diddy
Or a what's his? Hermes?
00:43:06
SuperDong
No, it's a pop.
00:43:06
Steve-O
It's Hermes, because, you know, it's the same thing as the flower logo.
00:43:07
SuperDong
It's Hermes. That is Hermes.
00:43:10
no diddy
Mercury's mercury iss the Roman one, but Hermes is the Greek one.
00:43:14
SuperDong
yeah Oh, it's, he made that.
00:43:17
no diddy
Man, I can't believe I did that. I broke that reference out, not Devin.
00:43:20
SuperDong
Would anybody here ever think to have that as a part of their superior costume here? Like I wouldn't like a metal bowl on my head.
00:43:26
no diddy
just a metal bowl.
00:43:30
no diddy
It is, yeah, i'm I'm on the Wikipedia now, yeah.
00:43:33
no diddy
After a brief career.
00:43:33
Steve-O
Well, imagine if you're running and you want to eat something. He could literally flip the bowl off his head and it could flutter in front of him while he's running full speed and eating.
00:43:42
no diddy
Is Snyderverse Flash Speed Force?
00:43:42
SuperDong
I never have that problem.
00:43:45
no diddy
Do they say that it's the Speed Force in there?
00:43:46
Steve-O
because you don't run that fast, Chris.
00:43:49
DeeBo
Yeah. Because remember he like slows down time.
00:43:51
Steve-O
Wait, what's that?
00:43:51
no diddy
gotta ask. and Yeah, Snyderverse... Snyder vs. Flash, du is it the speed force or is it just he's really fast?
00:43:59
Steve-O
It is the speed force.
00:44:01
Steve-O
He does have to tap into the speed force.
00:44:01
no diddy
So they do acknowledge it.
00:44:03
SuperDong
Yep. Yeah. That's a thing that like, it also goes into like revert that reverse flash, but like going chain,
00:44:08
no diddy
Because there's no speed force in Absolute, right?
00:44:11
SuperDong
Going through time and stuff.
00:44:13
SuperDong
Because, yeah, that's all Speed Force shit, right?
00:44:15
Steve-O
Dude, he runs like a fucking idiot in that movie.
00:44:15
SuperDong
Time travel. i hate I hate everything about him.
00:44:21
SuperDong
I cannot tell you how much I hate Ezra Miller as Flash.
00:44:26
no diddy
Chris is the reverse flash.
00:44:28
SuperDong
i Yeah, I would easily slip into that role.
Bias Against Ezra Miller
00:44:32
SuperDong
I would torture him as a child. Just like he did. Give him weird weird hang-ups as an adult.
00:44:38
no diddy
Cover his nose when he's an infant just to and then let go just to make him just to make him cry.
00:44:42
Steve-O
The number one hater.
00:44:46
DeeBo
I mean, that that is a somewhat amusing gag where he loses his speed and then he just tries to run.
00:44:53
DeeBo
and And he just looks like a fucking idiot because he's not moving fast at that point. And he's like, why are you running like that, But you hate Ezra Miller.
00:45:02
SuperDong
I hate his being.
00:45:07
SuperDong
I do. That is true.
00:45:08
SuperDong
It's a bias of mine.
00:45:11
SuperDong
It's hard to look past.
00:45:11
DeeBo
It's not like you hate the Flash. Okay.
00:45:13
SuperDong
No! No. really love the character.
00:45:15
Steve-O
The thing is, i think James Gunn would also direct a wonderful Flash movie. Like, I could just see him do every DC character.
00:45:23
DeeBo
Yeah, like, I wonder who James Gunn's like, dude, I got nothing. Like, who's that guy?
00:45:28
no diddy
Well, he he said he's... is James Gunn's doing another movie. He doesn't reveal what it is, but he said it's not Superman.
00:45:35
DeeBo
Yeah, I wonder, though.
00:45:36
no diddy
But people are going to be surprised. It's just going to be fucking... It's going to be something weird, dude. It's going to be like... I don't know. i' Fucking... It's going to be like...
00:45:48
no diddy
It's going to be Identity Crisis, the movie.
00:45:48
DeeBo
It's going to be a green arrow, dude. Yeah.
00:45:52
SuperDong
Oh, i heard heard some juice about Peacemaker Season 2.
00:45:58
DeeBo
Give me that juice.
00:45:59
SuperDong
and They're adding, they're bringing in a pretty, i would say a B-lister.
00:46:05
SuperDong
And yeah, I was like, they said the name and I was like, that's the rumored hero?
00:46:07
no diddy
A B-Lister hero?
00:46:11
SuperDong
And I was like, ooh, he would fit the world perfectly.
00:46:15
no diddy
It's a deep cut? Is it a deep cut?
00:46:17
SuperDong
Not necessarily.
00:46:19
Steve-O
I heard Peacemaker season two is the is the gap between Snyderverse and Gunverse.
00:46:28
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because,
00:46:29
no diddy
Chris, on a scale of on a scale of Green Lantern to Mr.
00:46:33
no diddy
Terrific, like how how deep is the cut? Where Mr. Terrific's pretty... I thought that was a pretty deep cut to put him in Superman. and Just in general.
00:46:44
SuperDong
So I'd say he's, I'd say he's right in the middle.
00:46:48
no diddy
right in the middle?
00:46:48
SuperDong
Honestly, I say he's right in the middle, but he's a B lister.
00:46:49
Steve-O
Ooh. If I say a name, if I say a name, Chris.
00:46:54
DeeBo
yeah I think we all should get one guess.
00:46:57
Steve-O
Who who wants to go first?
00:46:58
DeeBo
I'll go first. The question. All
00:47:07
Steve-O
Is it John Constantine?
00:47:16
DeeBo
Are we close? Let's let's give no, we're new.
00:47:18
DeeBo
We're not even close.
00:47:20
Steve-O
John, it's up to you.
00:47:23
no diddy
Is it Mr. Miracle?
00:47:26
SuperDong
No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:29
no diddy
What? i Oh, because that's deeper.
00:47:30
Steve-O
Damn it. Damn it.
00:47:32
no diddy
You think that's a deeper cut than Mr.
00:47:34
SuperDong
The only thing I'm going to say, he was in the Justice League.
00:47:39
SuperDong
Yeah, it's Bloodwind. You got it.
00:47:41
Steve-O
Bloodwind's back, baby!
00:47:42
no diddy
yeah i did not talk
00:47:44
no diddy
talk I would go Ape Shit. I would start cheering if it was Bloodwind.
00:47:49
SuperDong
no is that weird?
00:47:49
no diddy
because i loved I love that character.
00:47:51
DeeBo
What a cool fucking...
00:47:51
no diddy
is it fire Is it going to be Fire? Are they going to do the Fire?
00:47:53
SuperDong
It's that weird angel that was in the Justice League at some point.
00:47:59
SuperDong
No, I was surprised by the level
00:48:04
SuperDong
Of, no, no, no, no.
00:48:07
DeeBo
ah Wait, in the Justice League.
00:48:09
Steve-O
Is it somebody we love? Okay.
00:48:14
no diddy
Elongated Man? Oh,
00:48:15
SuperDong
I like to think so.
00:48:17
DeeBo
No, that's too instant.
00:48:17
SuperDong
No, but that's a good pick for this world.
00:48:20
no diddy
man. That is a good pick, right?
00:48:21
no diddy
Yeah, I think we should do...
00:48:22
SuperDong
That is a good one.
00:48:25
DeeBo
Wait, man or woman, Chris?
00:48:26
no diddy
He just... Pre-Identity Crisis.
00:48:37
SuperDong
can i get Can I give you guys another hint?
00:48:39
SuperDong
Should I do that?
00:48:40
no diddy
Give us... Yeah, give us one hint.
00:48:41
SuperDong
He had his own TV show for a while.
00:48:47
DeeBo
but da da da da da da
00:48:48
no diddy
Actually, that's not that's not a deep...
00:48:50
no diddy
I think that's i think that's right right there.
00:48:51
SuperDong
I think it's right in the middle.
00:48:53
no diddy
ah No, I think it's right there with Green Lantern. Green Arrow.
00:48:55
SuperDong
I, yeah, maybe. i think, yeah, well, Green Lantern never had his own show, arguably, but like, I don't think he's, Green Arrow is like,
00:49:02
no diddy
He had own movie.
00:49:06
no diddy
Dude, who it ti who who's your Green Arrow?
00:49:07
SuperDong
household name i didn't know they they posted a picture of an actor
00:49:13
no diddy
Who would you cast?
00:49:14
Steve-O
Dude, that's interesting because if they've got lanterns coming out next year,
00:49:18
SuperDong
i know that'd be really cool and i think he fit he fit the peacemaker world really well
00:49:18
no diddy
bro Oh, man, my dick is so hard right now. Dude, you have no idea. I'm so... i'm Yeah, i think I feel like god James Gunn loves what he's doing in Peacemaker, so he's going to put all the good shit in there.
00:49:34
DeeBo
You know, you know what's a. ah yeah a green arrow casting on the level of a Sydney Sweeney Power Girl casting.
00:49:43
DeeBo
ah You put Charlie Hunnam. You give that you give that role.
00:49:47
SuperDong
It did, you know, honestly, the actor they posted, it did look like him.
00:49:47
no diddy
No... Is he a good actor?
00:49:51
SuperDong
I'm not sure if it was him.
00:49:52
SuperDong
but Yeah, he was like blonde, like like Charlie Hunnam. um And he had the, you know, he had like a lantern jaw, like like Mr.
00:50:01
SuperDong
Hunnam does. So...
00:50:02
no diddy
Dude, and knowing knowing James Gunn and being being a fucking weirdo, like, super nerd, like, i don't think he's gonna go with grizzled fucking hot boy, hot boy Green Arrow, like the TV show.
00:50:05
SuperDong
Could have been him. I'm not quite sure.
00:50:17
no diddy
He's going to go with like... he just It's be Pierce Brosnan or some shit. It's going to be some somebody weird.
00:50:24
SuperDong
And somebody goofy. Like, it's going to be funny.
00:50:26
no diddy
It's going be Daniel Craig.
00:50:27
SuperDong
is That's why I think Green Arrow would be a good pick when I heard that.
00:50:31
SuperDong
i was like, oh yeah, he's funny.
00:50:32
DeeBo
Ah, wait. he's James Gunn has debunked rumors that Green Arrow appeared.
00:50:40
DeeBo
Hey, that's still it still means Jax Teller himself can still be green Arrow. So.
00:50:45
no diddy
because I know they showed i know they should have got the Gotham City like highway sign in the movie.
00:50:50
no diddy
Did they show anything else?
00:50:53
DeeBo
No, I haven't seen a thing.
00:50:54
no diddy
like Did they show another city?
00:50:57
no diddy
Yeah, in Superman, they had ah and the evacuation scene.
00:50:59
SuperDong
Oh yes, that's right.
00:51:00
no diddy
when they' When the cars are leaving, there's a highway where it's like, go left for gossip Gotham City. So it's like... um
00:51:11
SuperDong
I just saw that Clark and matt Martian man on her meme.
00:51:16
DeeBo
That's a good one, right?
00:51:17
SuperDong
That's so stupid.
00:51:21
DeeBo
Yo, speaking of Martians, are you guys liking Donkey Kong?
00:51:30
Steve-O
I was an attempt at a segue though.
00:51:32
Steve-O
I see it. I get you.
00:51:33
DeeBo
Listen, listen. I was just trying to get out. He's got to get out.
00:51:36
no diddy
Is that another spoiler, David?
00:51:38
DeeBo
He got me. He got me.
00:51:39
Steve-O
Oh, this guy, this guy.
00:51:41
no diddy
This motherfucker. What
00:51:44
Steve-O
Donkey Kong Bonanza. Maybe the reason to get a Switch 2.
00:51:54
Steve-O
I'm just being polite.
00:51:55
Steve-O
I'm being polite. I don't want to be presumptuous.
00:51:57
no diddy
evan asked Day one, Devin asked me if it was worth it to get a Switch 2 for it, and I said absolutely.
00:52:00
DeeBo
I did. I thought, is this it?
00:52:02
no diddy
I said yes, this is this is worth $600 this game.
00:52:03
Steve-O
Yes. this is the This is the Breath of the Wild for the Switch 2.
00:52:11
no diddy
But it's Breath of the Wild, but you could just you could just punch everything.
00:52:14
Steve-O
You can punch everything.
00:52:14
no diddy
and You could punch the ground.
00:52:18
Steve-O
It's like, it's the game where it's like, if you just want to go absolute fucking bananas, pun intended, you can.
00:52:25
no diddy
um I remember our our discussions, Devin, on on Discord before were like, oh, like, who would win?
00:52:32
no diddy
Like, Super Sonic or Super Star Mario?
00:52:36
no diddy
And it's like, dude, both of those get absolutely demolished by this version of Donkey Kong.
00:52:42
DeeBo
Oh, fucking Super Saiyan.
00:52:43
no diddy
Nothing can beat...
00:52:45
no diddy
I don't think anybody can beat any fictional character. I don't think Dr. Manhattan could beat this Donkey Kong.
Gaming Challenges and Design Praise
00:52:52
no diddy
Just to be... just to be Just to be perfectly honest with you, Devin.
00:52:56
Steve-O
some of those Some of the bosses you can absolutely just fucking beat in like ah three seconds.
00:52:57
no diddy
He might be the most powerful character ever.
00:53:03
Steve-O
Like I'm blown away with how like...
00:53:04
no diddy
Yeah, I would say maybe that's maybe that's a slight nitpick is the boss battles don't seem that hard. But again, it's like
00:53:10
Steve-O
They do get harder. Like i've i've notice I've noticed the trend of like the game getting harder. it Like making the puzzles harder. There was one thing I was banging my head up against like for like 30 minutes. Like it was no joke, but...
00:53:23
no diddy
thirty Yeah, Chris is like 30 minutes. fucking And I beat Pre-Patch Redan. That took me 30 days to would beat Pre-Patch Redan Raw.
00:53:31
Steve-O
30 days, damn it.
00:53:35
SuperDong
yeah that's that's different conversation yeah he probably would
00:53:41
Steve-O
Different conversation.
00:53:43
no diddy
With no extra power-ups or anything.
00:53:48
no diddy
I'm going to tell i'm gonna talk ah Tim that to make sure he agrees with me.
00:53:53
Steve-O
It's it's definitely just like a game where. A lot of games nowadays. are kind of like overjudgmental in how you play it. You have to play it a certain way.
00:54:06
Steve-O
I've always complained about games, giving you ratings on how you play. Donkey Kong Bonanza is so just like, go fucking nuts. There's a banana up there, figure out how to get to it.
00:54:20
Steve-O
And it just let, it just lets you play and figure stuff out on your own and like, you know, kind of make your own fun. But it's, it's in the sense of like destroying and like, kind of like, Just, it does have like a tie to Minecraft, I would say, because you can just like dig down and, yeah.
00:54:37
no diddy
Yeah, but that's what I was... That's what i' was saying. Like, you get lost. Like, it's got that Minecraft bug where you kind of just get lost just doing random shit. Like, you can't really create anything, but, like, just, like, exploring, quote-unquote, like, just by punching the ground and, like, digging around has that.
00:54:53
Steve-O
You dig down and then you'll do like his hand clap, which is like a sonar to find stuff like nearby. you'll be like, oh, there's a banana in that direction. So you start like punching in that direction.
00:55:02
no diddy
Yeah. Yeah, he's got... Devin, think of, like... think of um Think of the Incredible Hulk, but he he has Joel's power from The Last of Us.
00:55:08
SuperDong
Incredible Hulk.
00:55:14
no diddy
He's got Last of Us Joel hearing.
00:55:20
Steve-O
And they give you three punch buttons. Punch up, punch in front of you, and punch down. So no matter how you're trying to like you know get through a situation, you can. You can dig yourself up. You can dig yourself through. You can dig yourself down.
00:55:38
DeeBo
I think it sounds like Chris, you backed me up on this.
00:55:45
DeeBo
It sounds like it's better than Odyssey.
00:55:47
no diddy
It's not. I mean, it's hard it's hard to say.
00:55:49
Steve-O
Whoa, that was quick. That was quick.
00:55:51
no diddy
no, no because there because I was going to say, Donkey Kong's moveset is like really good, but like on terms of like a platformer, it's still, I think the that's where the game...
00:56:01
no diddy
I don't want to say suffers, because the game is a near-perfect experience, I would say.
00:56:06
no diddy
ah This is a new experience. it's not i wouldn't I wouldn't say it's a better platformer because you're just punching shit. like
00:56:15
no diddy
You know what I mean?
00:56:16
no diddy
like The platforming mechanics, I think Mario, like you really can't beat you know triple jump, long jump, fucking cappy jump, like that kind of stuff.
00:56:24
DeeBo
oh man I was watching some of those donkey videos, dude. You see those donkey videos on YouTube?
00:56:29
Steve-O
Yeah, where he's like trying to figure out how to do.
00:56:30
Steve-O
He did a second one.
00:56:30
DeeBo
Yeah, he put he put out two of them, dude.
00:56:33
no diddy
he put put out two Donkey Kong videos already?
00:56:35
no diddy
Oh, shit, i didn't watch any of them yet.
00:56:36
DeeBo
And and he's doing he's doing all that stuff.
00:56:36
no diddy
was waiting for them.
00:56:38
Steve-O
Yeah, the first one is just the beginning of the the game. So like, there's nothing to spoil there, John. So yeah.
00:56:43
no diddy
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. should probably chill. No, no, he no. There is stuff you could do, but like it's not like... It's it's different.
00:56:52
Steve-O
You can, you can have little like little movement combos, which I do like.
00:56:52
no diddy
Because, like...
00:56:55
DeeBo
I mean, listen, and I'll just say this, and Steve, you can back me up on this because we were talking about this. I mean, Astro Bot's already dethroned Odyssey, so it's not like...
00:57:07
Steve-O
I don't remember having this conversation. Did you drug me?
00:57:10
DeeBo
Yes. Yes. I mean, John and I had the same conversation.
00:57:13
Steve-O
i was watching. i was watching someone play the Astro Bot hard levels, and I was like, fuck, these do look really hard.
00:57:19
DeeBo
Yeah. i I just... I fucking just did it. Uh...
00:57:25
no diddy
Yeah, Devin was coping because he couldn't play Donkey Kong, so he was just playing Astro Bot instead, thinking that he's with us.
00:57:30
DeeBo
Well, no, no. You know what happened is they were like, Sony was like, hey, know Donkey Kong's coming out, but here's the ultimate fuck you course.
00:57:34
no diddy
We are not the same.
00:57:39
DeeBo
ah But I did it. I got Sephiroth the Astro Bot.
00:57:46
Steve-O
Oh, is that why? Okay, that's why people were playing Astro Ball.
00:57:50
DeeBo
Well, because like they've every they'll like release randomly seemingly. They'll just release like two levels. ah So it was like the Ghost of Yote chick. It was.
00:58:03
DeeBo
Oh, God, somebody else. It was like Wesker was one.
00:58:10
no diddy
For a Sony product, they really keep deep digging deep into the fucking Capcom pile.
00:58:15
DeeBo
Dude, listen, I know i know you're two you guys, you're all too scared.
00:58:22
DeeBo
But i'm just saying, when you land on like the main planet and then you just see the collection of the astrobots that you've rescued, it is a wonderful little theme park that you've created.
00:58:34
Steve-O
I don't care about Astro bots, Devin.
00:58:34
no diddy
Whatever. That's last year's game.
00:58:35
Steve-O
I only care about one thing and that's bananas.
00:58:38
DeeBo
But, yeah, you dude, the Donkey Kong astrobot's going to hit like a shotgun blast to the chest.
00:58:39
no diddy
Banandium gems. yeah but to go back No, to go back... I mean, I can't really say say for sure if if I think this isn't as good as Mario Odyssey or not yet. It's just, you know, because I haven't beaten it.
00:58:52
no diddy
But like I just think it's... like you It's new, right? i We saw the same thing when Mario Wonder was was out.
00:58:59
no diddy
like Right now, a year a year a year and a half removed from Super Mario Wonder, Steve, would you would you think that's even close to Super Mario Odyssey? Because I don't.
00:59:09
no diddy
Even though I thought it was an amazing game at the time. Definitely contender for Game of the Year two years ago.
00:59:13
Steve-O
In terms of like 2D platformers, like Mario Wonder is definitely up there. i don't. I don't know it's like.
00:59:20
no diddy
butnanza kind of Bonanza kind of reminds me of Super Mario Wonder a little bit. Like, the the vibes. Because, like, you think that you, like...
00:59:28
Steve-O
John, somebody at Nintendo has a boner for becoming an elephant.
00:59:33
no diddy
Yeah, there's the L of it there.
00:59:35
SuperDong
You don't? right. you know
00:59:39
no diddy
what's your Wait, what's your favorite?
00:59:40
no diddy
What's your favorite My favorite song, I think, is the Zebra one.
00:59:41
Steve-O
My favorite. Oh, my favorite. I think my favorite bonanza to use is the elephant one. um
00:59:49
Steve-O
Oh, you like the running?
00:59:50
no diddy
I like no why i just think i like the song that plays for the Zebra Bonanza.
00:59:53
Steve-O
Oh, the song. Oh, yeah, I do like the zebra one.
00:59:57
no diddy
It's just... but I also like the the regular the regular Kong Bonanza song, too. I think it's awesome.
01:00:04
Steve-O
They're all bangers. They're all bangers.
01:00:05
no diddy
I don't know why you would ask what's better Devin? I mean, it's it was made by the same team.
01:00:10
Steve-O
Because Devin likes to sew.
01:00:10
DeeBo
Well, yeah, because it sounds like they've, they've, well, it's also, to be fair, like legitimately, it's like, well, what lessons have they learned from Odyssey to make this a better game? Because that's the goal, right?
01:00:23
Steve-O
Well, they learned that they were the best and that they could do something else.
01:00:26
no diddy
They're like, you let's do, no, like the cool thing about this is it's, it's just, it's also a Donkey Kong game. Like, it's not like they're,
01:00:34
no diddy
It's not that just put a Donkey Kong skin on on ah on a Mario-type platformer. It's its own experience. as a day it's just It's a different experience than Mario.
01:00:43
Steve-O
Mario Odyssey is the ultimate Mario game, while this is the ultimate Donkey Kong game. It encapsulates everything you would want to be doing as Donkey Kong.
01:00:57
Steve-O
And he can also buy a house, so it's the best game ever.
01:00:59
SuperDong
Yeah, that sounds like Donkey Kong to me.
01:00:59
DeeBo
So, I mean, I'll be honest, I was pretty surprised.
01:01:04
SuperDong
I was him, I would buy like five houses.
01:01:06
DeeBo
Yeah, I was pretty surprised when I found out you could get a ah house.
01:01:11
Steve-O
Real estate, man.
01:01:13
no diddy
And then the more houses you more houses you buy in ah in a place, the more bonus health you get.
01:01:13
SuperDong
He plays the market.
01:01:19
Steve-O
the better your bed is.
01:01:21
no diddy
Yeah. and And I like i was meing memeing earlier when i when i like after the first day I said enough times past DK and Pauline greater than Joel and Ellie.
01:01:34
no diddy
Right now, i don't know. They're neck and neck.
01:01:36
Steve-O
No, dude, in those sequences, Pauline like just like talks to Donkey Kong while he's trying to sleep.
01:01:37
no diddy
I'm not memeing anymore. I'm not memeing anymore, Steve.
01:01:43
Steve-O
And I'm like, what it is i'm like ah is this?
01:01:43
no diddy
Steve, I'm not memeing. I'm not memeing. I'm not memeing anymore.
01:01:45
Steve-O
What is this game?
01:01:47
Steve-O
like We're getting some like emotional resonance between these two.
01:01:52
no diddy
I'm not memeing anymore.
01:01:53
DeeBo
Are you going to cry yet? Has a moment happened?
01:01:56
no diddy
No, not really, but like, it's just like, you know.
01:01:58
SuperDong
I cried at every Donkey Kong game I've played.
01:02:01
no diddy
But my, ah dude, my my fucking dark, my super dark fucking tinfoil hat theory is that Donkey Kong dies in this game.
01:02:02
DeeBo
I have frustration.
01:02:03
SuperDong
I don't understand why they don't just give him his bananas back.
01:02:11
no diddy
And Pauline goes on to be the mayor of the city and then names the city after Donkey Kong.
01:02:17
no diddy
You're Donk City. That's my dark, my dark tinfoil hat.
01:02:21
SuperDong
He's gonna die.
01:02:22
Steve-O
That's fucked up.
01:02:23
Steve-O
That's fucked up.
01:02:23
no diddy
She's just like, DK, DK, fucking get up.
01:02:27
no diddy
While he's getting fucking, he's getting his brains plastered all over the floor by Abby. Yeah.
01:02:33
no diddy
And then you got to play Abby. And that's DK Bonanza.
01:02:35
Steve-O
Who would Abby be?
01:02:37
no diddy
That's DK Bonanza too.
01:02:38
Steve-O
that Jumpman? Is that Mario?
01:02:40
no diddy
chuck was it Cranky Kong? No, no, Grumpy Kong.
01:02:43
Steve-O
Chunky Kong? Oh, ah dude.
01:02:45
no diddy
first The first first dude.
01:02:46
Steve-O
I really like Grumpy Kong. I really like Grumpy Kong.
01:02:48
no diddy
i I like these guys because they're like, eh, you beat me.
01:02:52
SuperDong
Who's the villain?
01:02:52
no diddy
yeah here here's here's your your Here's your flowers.
01:02:56
no diddy
because there yeah
01:02:57
Steve-O
Yeah, Void Kong is the president CEO of Void Co, who is trying to get all the bananas to ah just do evil.
01:02:57
no diddy
it's it's It's Tim Lucas. It's Tim Lucas. If he was a...
01:03:05
no diddy
tim lucas If Tim Lucas was a monkey, he'd be he'd be Void Kong.
01:03:10
no diddy
I don't know. he has.
01:03:12
Steve-O
I got a i got a shrug.
01:03:12
no diddy
i haven't seen him yet.
01:03:13
Steve-O
I got a shrug at you, Chris. I don't know.
01:03:16
SuperDong
All right. I thought he would, you know, show up, right?
01:03:19
Steve-O
there' I mean, there's references to country like there are like little bonus levels that are like the country like.
01:03:23
no diddy
the ah The fucking. um The fossils that you get. Are like the old. um Companions.
01:03:29
Steve-O
Dude, the end guard fossil man.
01:03:32
no diddy
Yeah. And then. ah What's his name? Fucking squeaks. the ah The sneak. the The sneaker wearing spider.
01:03:39
no diddy
What's his name?
01:03:40
Steve-O
I know there's like beavers and pigs to.
01:03:44
no diddy
I just played DKC too, but the Donkey Kong Country 2 is, is like Dark Souls.
01:03:49
no diddy
They don't tell you anything. They just, they just dump you into fucking hell and you have to survive.
01:03:54
Steve-O
It is interesting because like there are like stones all over the school waiter.
01:03:56
no diddy
Squitter. Squitter. His name is Squitter.
01:04:01
Steve-O
It sounds like shitter.
01:04:02
no diddy
Squitter. Squitter. Yeah.
01:04:05
SuperDong
Yo, bring him back. Bring her back, rather.
01:04:10
no diddy
He's definitely OP, though.
01:04:12
Steve-O
But there's like lore that like you if you you you're interested in you can like go and like learn about like how this world works like they've actually put some thought into like
01:04:12
no diddy
This is squirter, Devin. I'll post it for you.
01:04:23
Steve-O
how things are like, you know, supposed to work like early on in the game. I was like, wait, hold on. We're digging down below the surface of the planet. But there's like these huge realms that have like its own sun. And like, you know, it just like looks like you're in an environment and like you keep digging, you keep digging, you keep digging, you go further and further down. And like these these questions get answered, which is like kind of crazy because I didn't expect that out of a Donkey Kong game.
01:04:51
Steve-O
All right. you guys are You guys are doing the work.
01:04:54
SuperDong
I personally expected a tense legal drama.
01:04:58
Steve-O
You could. I mean, you could.
01:04:59
SuperDong
My expectations are down.
01:04:59
no diddy
It is also is also very much... they They took a little bit from the Souls games too, where you lose a lot of your money if you die.
01:05:08
Steve-O
You do. If you die, you lose 500 gold.
01:05:13
no diddy
But it's not all your gold. So they didn't go full Dark Souls.
01:05:14
Steve-O
It's not all your gold.
01:05:15
DeeBo
Yeah. Like, so how, cause, cause the thing I've always been curious about is like,
01:05:18
no diddy
also Also, if you die, there's a this is very much like Dark Souls 2. There's a little gold sculpture of your of your Donkey Kong corpse where you died. And you could you could punch it and and collect some of your gold back if you get to that spot.
01:05:31
Steve-O
that true? I didn't know that. Holy shit.
01:05:33
no diddy
You didn't know that? Oh, dude.
01:05:34
Steve-O
I didn't know that.
01:05:35
no diddy
Spoilers! Spoilers!
01:05:38
no diddy
Oh, man, this game is so good. It's like really, really, really good.
01:05:41
Steve-O
Every time I die and lose gold, my girlfriend calls me a brokie and it feels bad.
01:05:46
no diddy
You are broke, you man.
01:05:47
Steve-O
i know I am a bro.
01:05:48
Steve-O
I'm not trying to die.
01:05:50
no diddy
i do I did get pissed a couple times, dude.
01:05:50
DeeBo
Wait, so how much gold do you typically get, though? like Because it seems like all you're doing it seems like all you're doing is making fucking money in this game.
01:05:53
no diddy
Dude, it depends on how much you mine, baby. like
01:05:59
no diddy
Also, like you could wear fucking ties that could increase the amount of gold that you get or other stuff when you're destroying things.
01:06:05
Steve-O
Yeah, you can give you can give Donkey Kong and Pauline fits, and it's wonderful.
01:06:09
no diddy
There's a fucking Final Fantasy X sphere grid leveling system. I mean...
Carnival Games and Gaming Achievements
01:06:16
no diddy
I'm not lying to you when i when I tell you you would fucking love the hell out of this game.
01:06:20
DeeBo
ay i I'm very confident about it.
01:06:21
Steve-O
I think everybody on this podcast would love this game.
01:06:24
SuperDong
Of course, but I did not win a Switch 2 on the Wildwood Boardwalk.
01:06:27
Steve-O
I know you didn't clip the thing, the string.
01:06:34
Steve-O
God damn it, we tried.
01:06:35
no diddy
we were trying to win We were trying to win that gaming PC, too.
01:06:38
SuperDong
That was the other thing we were going for.
01:06:38
no diddy
No lie, Chris. I wouldn't let you have it if I won it.
01:06:41
no diddy
It was your birthday.
01:06:43
no diddy
I was trying to win it for you. real talk
01:06:45
SuperDong
it was, could not cut that string, it's impossible. Wish I was, I'm.
01:06:49
Steve-O
It's so hard. It's so hard to do that one.
01:06:53
SuperDong
Maybe, you know, one day I'll cut the string, I'll get me a Switch 2.
01:06:57
Steve-O
that's the thing, though, Chris.
01:06:57
DeeBo
Just cut that string.
01:06:58
Steve-O
yeah Okay, so if Donkey Kong Bonanza Metroid Prime 4
01:07:05
Steve-O
are there Are there any other bangers that they could put out? I mean, the Dustbloods coming out next year.
01:07:13
SuperDong
i'd say there is one banger, and it's it's a game that's free, that's worth $600, so I could buy this thing.
01:07:14
no diddy
Tribute air riders.
01:07:15
DeeBo
Yeah. Sakurai, dude.
01:07:22
SuperDong
you know I could sell it and then buy a Switch 2.
01:07:24
Steve-O
god damn it. God damn it.
01:07:27
SuperDong
That would be a good game for me to get.
01:07:30
Steve-O
We got a regular... we got a regular Grumpy Kong over here.
01:07:33
SuperDong
I don't have any money! I'm poor Kong!
01:07:38
DeeBo
Oh, us you speaking of John, still waiting on that that fancy critic trade that I threw out there.
01:07:42
Steve-O
Seemed to sound accusatory.
01:07:47
no diddy
We're not talking about this right now.
01:07:48
DeeBo
but I'm just saying.
01:07:48
no diddy
We're talking about DK Bonanza.
01:07:50
Steve-O
We're talking about, we're talking about fun.
01:07:51
no diddy
This is the greatest this is the greatest l I'll ever hold in my life.
01:07:51
Steve-O
We're talking about good things.
01:07:54
no diddy
Because I don't even care about Fantasy Critic right now. Because I'm having a blast with this game. It was a win-win for me, Devin.
01:08:02
no diddy
It was either it was horrible and I got a good counterpick out of it.
01:08:06
no diddy
Or it didn't come out. Or I get a fucking masterpiece of a game.
01:08:09
DeeBo
You would have felt bad. You would have felt bad if it was like a 58. Dude,
01:08:12
no diddy
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be a bit a hard L to take.
01:08:14
Steve-O
oh yeah, if it was bad.
01:08:16
SuperDong
Devin will break down.
01:08:16
no diddy
Yeah, if if I got Steve-o'd.
01:08:19
SuperDong
Devin will break down, buy one, and then I'll just steal it from him.
01:08:19
no diddy
If it was fucking 20.
01:08:23
DeeBo
dude I'm not going to let it happen again.
01:08:25
no diddy
Yeah, Steve, they were we were at the beach and and and they're like, oh, did you bring your Switch?
01:08:25
DeeBo
not going to let it happen to me again.
01:08:29
no diddy
I'm like, why the fuck would I bring that to the beach? Yeah.
01:08:32
DeeBo
I'm still asking, frankly. Even your wife was confused.
01:08:36
SuperDong
It's a perfect...
01:08:37
DeeBo
She's like, I thought you would have brought it. Why not?
01:08:39
no diddy
Why the fuck would I bring that to...
01:08:40
no diddy
So I can get sand in it?
01:08:42
DeeBo
So you can show it to your cool friends.
01:08:45
DeeBo
We'll play Donkey Kong.
01:08:45
Steve-O
Five years he'll bring it to the beach. You got to go to his house to do it.
01:08:51
no diddy
I'll bring it to Eddington tomorrow.
01:08:53
Steve-O
ah You know, bust it out of the middle of Eddington.
01:08:55
no diddy
When the movie... When the movie starts... When the movie starts sucking... Then I'll... Then I'll break...
01:09:00
no diddy
I'll i'll be like... Oh, here, e We can play Donkey Kong now.
01:09:03
Steve-O
Yeah. Hey, Chris, I'm going to give you a Joy-Con.
01:09:06
Steve-O
You could be Pauline.
01:09:07
no diddy
So, Steve... Dude, you you're gonna have some hard decisions to make at the end of this year well on what your game of the year is, I think.
01:09:14
Steve-O
I mean, that's the thing. I did i did kind of stuff the ballot box for Claire Obscure because i I gifted Chris a copy of that for his birthday.
01:09:19
no diddy
What if... Dude, what if Metroid...
01:09:20
SuperDong
Well, that's the thing. Steve got me, obviously, for my birthday, he got me Claire Obscure.
01:09:25
SuperDong
I'm going to be playing that for a gift. um Now, that's also about monkeys that destroy things.
01:09:33
no diddy
i mean, technically my game of the year is Red Dead 2 still. So... It's still the game to beat for me.
01:09:38
Steve-O
Is that a category? Do we have a category that's like best old thing of the year?
01:09:41
no diddy
Best old game. Best old game.
01:09:44
DeeBo
Best game John finally got around the plane.
01:09:46
no diddy
Best old new game.
01:09:47
no diddy
Or best. Yeah. Best old new game. Yeah.
01:09:49
Steve-O
Best old new game.
01:09:51
no diddy
We could do that.
01:09:52
no diddy
Right? Yeah. We could do that.
01:09:54
Steve-O
i think it would be fun to just do that for everything, though.
01:09:56
SuperDong
I think all old thing would be cool.
01:09:56
Steve-O
I don't. I don't. Yeah, just in general.
01:09:58
no diddy
Old new thing. Old new thing.
01:10:00
Steve-O
So you could be like, I just watched fucking Heat.
01:10:02
no diddy
So could be like absolute Batman.
01:10:05
no diddy
It's my favorite thing.
01:10:06
no diddy
It's my favorite thing of the year.
01:10:06
Steve-O
You could absolutely with best new old thing.
01:10:09
SuperDong
gain Devin throws down Ulysses, the novel, by James Joyce.
01:10:13
SuperDong
You know, i got I threw down the 40K novels, and I just you know picked up Ulysses.
01:10:17
Steve-O
I picked up some James Joyce.
01:10:19
no diddy
Yeah, James, joe yeah, i really I'm really into the stream of consciousness type of writing.
01:10:19
SuperDong
I got the bitch choices.
01:10:23
no diddy
It's really, it really speaks to me.
01:10:23
Steve-O
I i've found out about him from his sex letters, but you know then I started reading his books.
01:10:25
no diddy
It really speaks to me.
01:10:28
no diddy
Sexual letters to his wife. ah I...
01:10:33
DeeBo
You know, I i too have have acquired Claire Obscure, though.
01:10:39
DeeBo
But I'm not going to play it.
01:10:40
no diddy
This is after you, but you've been trolling.
01:10:41
DeeBo
I'm not going to play it.
01:10:41
SuperDong
He's not playing it.
01:10:43
SuperDong
He's just putting it in his library.
01:10:43
Steve-O
You are such a heal.
01:10:45
SuperDong
He's just putting it in library.
01:10:46
DeeBo
just I downloaded it. It's taking up space.
01:10:49
Steve-O
I'm going to play another Assassin's Creed game.
01:10:49
DeeBo
But I got play Death Stranding. got to play Death Stranding still.
01:10:55
DeeBo
Dude, that game. oh I hate it.
01:10:57
no diddy
Oh yeah, Devin, you gotta play Cyberpunk 2077 in fucking 8K 60 frames on your PlayStation 5 Pro!
01:10:58
DeeBo
I hate that I like it so much.
01:11:04
DeeBo
yeah dude I don't clear up. You just gotta wait, dude. I don't know what to tell you.
01:11:10
Steve-O
They did just update it too, right? It has auto driving now.
01:11:13
DeeBo
Yeah, it has like better driving or something.
01:11:16
no diddy
It's got fucking ah self-driving. Charles was so pissed. cause i mean That would have been really useful to have. You just set a destination and then and then your your Tesla drives you to the to the place.
01:11:21
DeeBo
Yeah. i Yeah. Sounds but sounds like yeah
01:11:28
no diddy
um Or you could just fucking fast travel like an actual real human being.
01:11:30
DeeBo
you You know what, though? ah I'm... a I'm almost done. I was actually, mean, I don't want to say late to tonight's episode, but I'm like 10 minutes left in episode 5 of Squid Game Season 3.
01:11:46
DeeBo
So it is like peak juice right now.
01:11:49
Steve-O
need to get in on that.
01:11:50
DeeBo
I'm just like, you know what?
01:11:51
SuperDong
So you, you, you, you feel the same way I do, right?
01:11:54
SuperDong
Like I, I really liked it and didn't really understand why everybody hated it so much.
01:11:54
DeeBo
Yeah, I don't see...
01:11:59
DeeBo
Yeah, other things just like they just hate every plot line that isn't the games, which, I mean, I understand it's clearly the the best part, but it's like, dude,
01:12:06
SuperDong
I kind of get that, right? But you understand, too, you you were saying, like, i feel like those plot lines would have been served so much better as just one season.
01:12:16
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. Cause like there's just six episode seasons, right? I like season three is it's only six episodes.
01:12:22
Steve-O
It's only six episodes?
01:12:23
DeeBo
Yeah. So it's like, it's not a bad, it's not a huge commitment and it really does feel like it's just should have been.
01:12:31
DeeBo
And probably frankly was, uh, just season two.
01:12:33
Steve-O
They probably should have gave warning. They really should have been like, you know what, the rest of this will come out.
01:12:35
DeeBo
Um, Hey, just so you know, we're going to chop this up because Netflix needs money.
01:12:41
SuperDong
Yeah, that's it, man.
01:12:41
DeeBo
Uh, You know, I guess it should be just understood.
01:12:44
DeeBo
Maybe it's our fault for not realizing that. But the point is, is like, yeah, season two does just end with like a really prolonged, not very interesting thing.
01:12:55
DeeBo
But it's like if you just view season that, you know, that is just one big, you know, one. I think the same size as season one, maybe a little bit bigger. It's just kind of like a lull in the show.
01:13:07
DeeBo
But like the games are still intense. The characters are still just as like interesting. And like you you are rooting. You find yourself rooting, you know, for this, that, and the other person.
01:13:18
SuperDong
Devin, you got to the the game with the door.
01:13:23
DeeBo
The heightened sequel?
01:13:24
DeeBo
Yeah, dude. That was fucking rough.
01:13:25
SuperDong
That was so good.
01:13:27
DeeBo
It was amazing. But like at the same time, i was like, I want to fucking cry. i want to lay down.
01:13:33
SuperDong
Yeah, that was rough. That a rough one.
01:13:34
DeeBo
It's a hard one, dude.
01:13:36
SuperDong
It was incredible.
01:13:37
DeeBo
And then, like, right after, that was rough. And now, yeah, dude.
01:13:43
DeeBo
Like, I just can't imagine that that stuff happens and then people go, eh, getting old.
01:13:51
DeeBo
Like, fuck. All right, dude. I don't know. I don't know. I can't sign. I can't go sign that. um it's ah It's really good so far. I've not done it. Yeah. Yeah.
01:14:02
DeeBo
ah But that being said, there is one thing that... And I didn't click the article. Apparently, there is a reason. Chris, I don't know if you know this, but like... So ah the VIPs are back, right? The the American VIPs.
01:14:20
DeeBo
And their acting is just as bad as it was in season one.
01:14:23
SuperDong
Oh yeah, the bad dubbing, right?
01:14:25
DeeBo
Yeah, but there's a scene where like one of the... So like the VIPs get to dress up. This is not, this is like the most minor of spoilers. It's not, has not affected the plot in any way, shape or form. But there's a point where like the VIPs get to dress up like the guards and like one of them almost kills them.
01:14:47
DeeBo
And then he takes his mask off revealing that he's one of the VIPs. And what he says is, oh, mama mia. But like, but like it's the bad dubbing.
01:14:53
SuperDong
He does say that, Yeah, he
01:14:57
DeeBo
So he's just like, oh, mama mia. Yeah.
01:14:59
DeeBo
like i'm like Fucking what? What is going on?
01:15:03
DeeBo
And it's not very clear that they're the VIPs just yet, like, after you see it later. But I was just like, why the fuck?
01:15:09
SuperDong
kind of threw me out of it, I will
01:15:10
DeeBo
Why in the fuck is this?
01:15:12
no diddy
you don't watch You don't watch the dubs, Chris? You don't watch them in dubs?
01:15:16
SuperDong
admit. I think I watched this last season dubbed. I just wanted to run through it.
01:15:23
DeeBo
I love it. I love it. But, yeah.
01:15:25
no diddy
Because at least at least anime, at least animmate you can't you can't really tell the difference sometimes.
01:15:30
SuperDong
I guess I just, I think I clicked it and it was a dub and I just like, ah, fuck it. excellent
01:15:35
Steve-O
Because that's how they defaulted. I really do think that's how they defaulted, right?
01:15:37
DeeBo
if The default is dub, yeah.
01:15:38
no diddy
yeah im waiting for I'm waiting for Chris's dark confession where he's like, I watch i only watch Parasite and dubs. I don't watch subs.
01:15:47
DeeBo
yeah You know, ah this isn't a...
01:15:47
no diddy
Waiting for his dark his dark confession.
01:15:50
SuperDong
I've watched it in both because my parents don't like subtitles.
01:15:54
DeeBo
What's Parasite like in dub?
01:15:55
no diddy
ah be How bad is it in dubs?
01:15:57
SuperDong
Oh, it's awful.
01:15:57
DeeBo
Is it really awful?
01:15:58
SuperDong
Yeah, it's bad it's It's just, you know, it's like watching an old karate film.
01:16:03
DeeBo
can i Can I tell you...
01:16:04
DeeBo
ah I've never watched Oldboy in sub. I've only ever watched Oldboy in dub.
01:16:09
no diddy
ah You son of a bitch.
01:16:12
DeeBo
And guess what? That dub's fine. and That dub's pretty good. It's a good dub.
01:16:15
no diddy
Yeah, i'm sure that I'm sure the actors in the movie appreciate it too.
01:16:17
Steve-O
but You had subs. you had subs. Poop Finder was online. Come on, man.
01:16:21
DeeBo
No, he subbed to my Twitch channel 15 years before that was a thing.
01:16:26
no diddy
Yeah, you don't you don't need a you don't need translated dubs to understand him eating that fucking live squid.
01:16:27
SuperDong
It's a creep finder.
01:16:32
DeeBo
yeah Yeah, I'm saying.
01:16:35
Steve-O
Poop Finder is online.
01:16:36
no diddy
Smashing his daughter.
01:16:36
DeeBo
Poop finder. Spoiler. Yeah, that's a real fucking spoiler.
01:16:40
Steve-O
That is a real spoiler.
01:16:41
no diddy
I mean, come on. It's fucking... It's Planet of the Apes tier now.
01:16:43
SuperDong
Literally has been remade remade already.
01:16:45
DeeBo
i can I can't post that I listen to a song and John's over here spoiling fucking old boy.
01:16:49
no diddy
We're playing Donkey Kong right now! Old boy? old is old boy?
01:16:52
SuperDong
Oldboy was remade already.
01:16:55
SuperDong
Like, it has a remake. If you don't know the story...
01:16:56
DeeBo
Yeah, how many remakes does Donkey Kong have? A lot.
01:16:59
SuperDong
come on. Oh, come. Come now.
01:17:00
Steve-O
I mean, they did just release Donkey Kong Country Returns this year.
01:17:06
Steve-O
That was a remake. But that's not what we're talking about, Devin!
01:17:10
SuperDong
Come, come, Devin. Come, come.
01:17:13
DeeBo
Anyway. um to to to to do Yeah, and that's what I... I don't think I... Oh, I did see Superman again. ah And...
01:17:21
no diddy
was it but i liked it I think I liked it more the second time.
01:17:24
DeeBo
ah No, I agree. i agree. And a lot of it was frankly like I wasn't hung up on...
01:17:29
no diddy
You weren't too rose from the screen, too?
01:17:32
DeeBo
Yeah, it was a bit nicer. ah No, but like I wasn't hung up on some of the revelations in the movie. ah Like waiting for them to walk it back and then it never happening.
01:17:41
no diddy
Right, right, right, right, right.
01:17:42
DeeBo
and then me like just taking It's taking up mindshare, right?
01:17:46
DeeBo
um So, no, definitely. I said soft, Mary. This is a good old.
01:17:51
no diddy
It's a Mary now.
01:17:51
DeeBo
we We're locked in.
01:17:53
SuperDong
Yeah, we were we were we were looking at you at the corner of our eyes there.
01:17:53
Steve-O
All right, there we go.
01:17:56
no diddy
Yeah, i was like, come on, man. I was like...
01:17:58
DeeBo
Yeah. And I think it was like more emotional for me the second time.
01:18:04
DeeBo
Yeah, because I was able to like really sit with it a little bit more.
01:18:06
SuperDong
you cry? you cry?
01:18:07
no diddy
You remembered? It's the Drake meme with the computer. You remembered that you had a dog at home?
01:18:10
DeeBo
yeah Oh, yeah, that's right.
01:18:12
no diddy
You're like, oh yeah, I actually have a dog. I can i can have emotions now.
01:18:14
DeeBo
No, honestly, I really think um the Lois and Clark interview scene is a lot better.
01:18:15
no diddy
Yeah. i can have emotions now
01:18:25
DeeBo
Like, I don't think it's a bad scene at all, but like, I don't know.
01:18:28
no diddy
i think it's I think it's like low-key the best scene in in the movie.
01:18:28
DeeBo
Like, being able to, like...
01:18:32
DeeBo
Yeah, I mean, like, no, just, like, being able to, like, really sit with it and, like, go through it a second time to kind of see, like, some of the decisions, like...
01:18:40
DeeBo
ah Rachel and the actors, like Lois and Clark, like seeing the decisions that they make in terms of just like how they say this and that and like when Clark, like when Lois is like, she knows she's overstepping, but she doesn't care. And then Clark being like, yeah, listen, I'm not going to tell you like where I'm from.
01:18:59
DeeBo
Like, I'm not going to tell you who my parents are. You know, I'm not going to say that. Like, why you being like that right now?
01:19:05
no diddy
yeah He's like, why are you being like this?
01:19:07
DeeBo
And he's like, yeah, he's like,
01:19:07
no diddy
And I'm just like, goddammit. I've said that so many times in my fucking life.
01:19:13
DeeBo
Yeah. And yeah, it's just like, yeah, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna do this.
01:19:14
no diddy
You know? We've all been there.
01:19:17
DeeBo
I'm not gonna do that.
01:19:18
no diddy
was like, Jesus.
01:19:18
DeeBo
like yeah, I told you this. You can't use that. Like, I don't know.
01:19:23
DeeBo
It's just, um he's, been she's being, know, she, she's definitely overstepping bounds.
01:19:25
no diddy
ah she And she's been she's she's being kind of a dick to him, too. Because, like,
01:19:29
SuperDong
No, well, while well, hold on, hold on.
01:19:31
SuperDong
She's being a reporter.
01:19:33
no diddy
That's true, but she's up. But there's also the boundaries of they're in a relationship together. They care about each other.
01:19:39
DeeBo
Yeah. She's treating him way too much like a good subject.
01:19:39
SuperDong
But she she, he said, he said, i want you to treat me like you would treat any subject. And she went in on him really hard because that's a stupid thing to say.
01:19:47
DeeBo
Yeah, but she true. But like she should also have known better, like as a human. She says she's at fault for sure in that just as much as he is.
01:19:57
no diddy
Yeah, I think she is. Yeah.
01:19:59
SuperDong
I guess it's more of his naivete though, because you got to expect people to ask hard questions when you do shit like that.
01:20:05
no diddy
But it's also it's also her... It's it's his naivete, but it's also her... Her with her fucking...
01:20:15
no diddy
Her blockers up, too.
01:20:17
no diddy
Like, her she's not...
01:20:18
SuperDong
Well, well, hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:20:18
no diddy
She's not... like
01:20:20
SuperDong
She cares about him. So she's trying to protect him in a way because she knows that people will ask these questions to him soon. These hard fucking questions.
01:20:30
no diddy
And that's why it hits like a shotgun blast to the chest when she's like, I knew this would never work.
01:20:34
no diddy
And you kind of feel it when he hears her too.
01:20:36
SuperDong
That you're right.
01:20:38
SuperDong
That is where she oversteps her bounds.
01:20:38
DeeBo
but also, and and you know what like what?
01:20:42
DeeBo
I heard this and I was like, that's perfect. pe And I'm not saying they're doing it.
01:20:46
no diddy
but this Yeah. Yeah,
01:20:47
DeeBo
They're saying it wrong. Right. But it's like in universe. Right.
01:20:51
DeeBo
People need to stop treating Superman like a cop and more like a firefighter.
01:20:55
no diddy
Exactly, yeah. yeah that's yeah that's like that's the best Yeah, that's the best thing.
01:20:59
DeeBo
Yeah, it's like if you see something and you can do something about it, he's going to do it.
01:21:00
no diddy
He's not a cop. He's a firefighter.
01:21:05
DeeBo
Like he's like, I'm not just going to.
01:21:06
SuperDong
Yeah, but that's not going to stop people from asking these questions. and and And he should prepare himself to some degree to deal with this and not kind of freak out, you know?
01:21:13
no diddy
No, I get what you're saying, Chris. It it is also Lois somewhat coaching his character too and trying to make him aware.
01:21:21
no diddy
But, she dude, it's also... She's doing that it's an also an interview, but they all, it's also like a couple's fight too, like a real couple's fight.
01:21:28
SuperDong
Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:21:29
SuperDong
It does boil up to that, you know?
01:21:30
no diddy
And that, and that's, I think that's why the scene is so good because it's it's all of that.
01:21:32
SuperDong
like The tensions rise up.
01:21:34
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. Not not to like fall back into it, but yeah.
01:21:36
no diddy
And they, they build and they build it all. Yeah. And they build all of that in just the, the 10 minute scene or whatever. Like you didn't need, we didn't need flashback of the first, their first date and shit.
01:21:48
no diddy
You know, we didn't need that. You could tell there's history there and, and, um, you know, foundation for for love in just that one scene.
01:21:56
SuperDong
And the fact that we can have a conversation about two characters having an argument in a movie is already better than any Zack Snyder movie that you can pick.
01:22:05
SuperDong
So that makes me really happy.
01:22:05
Steve-O
100% 100% and it's not just like an argument it's not like oh these are two people who are mad at at each other like you know exactly like you guys are saying like this is a couple's argument and yeah
01:22:08
DeeBo
You take that back.
01:22:16
no diddy
It's a couples fight. They love each other. You can tell they love each other very much. But they're also, you know, they're both, you know, oh man, it's so good. It's so deep.
01:22:28
Steve-O
Snyder heads wish they wish
01:22:28
DeeBo
ah Yeah, I'm into it.
01:22:29
SuperDong
Yeah, they wish they had that level of substance to any conversation in any fucking Justice League movie.
01:22:34
Steve-O
We do. We got the scene where Martian Manhunter pretends to be his mom.
01:22:37
no diddy
Wait, so second second view so second second viewing, Devin, still Team Cat Grant? You're Cat Grant number one?
01:22:45
no diddy
she She's barely in the movie.
01:22:47
DeeBo
That's it. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
01:22:50
no diddy
um You know what, fine.
01:22:51
DeeBo
Quality over quantity.
01:22:52
no diddy
I'm Team Supergirl then.
01:22:54
SuperDong
Yeah, I'm Supergirl, but Devin is making a very convincing argument.
01:22:59
SuperDong
Because he keeps posting all the gooniest shit I've ever seen in my life.
01:23:01
Steve-O
That snowmode clip.
01:23:01
no diddy
Damn it. That's...
01:23:02
DeeBo
Yeah, I keep pooping. No, that slow-mo's in the movie.
01:23:06
SuperDong
no, no, dude, it's in the movie, it's in the movie!
01:23:07
DeeBo
That slow-mo's in the... Because I was like, oh my god, what a fucking perv this dude is. And you need a pervy director. We need him back.
01:23:16
Steve-O
maybe he' was doing the slow motion on what's his name from SNL yeah Steve Lombardi slow this down
01:23:20
DeeBo
Steve Lombard? Yeah, sure. Yeah, we can punch the air. Hell yeah. Uh, yeah, no, no, no, it's cat crayon. Sorry.
01:23:32
DeeBo
Sorry. I'm, uh, yeah, that's, you know,
01:23:34
SuperDong
okay I respect your decision. It's not a bad det decision.
01:23:38
no diddy
I'm not going to argue with you tell you you're wrong. But, you know.
01:23:43
SuperDong
You're wrong. ah as you good as
01:23:46
DeeBo
okay. Sure. Sure. Sure. I'm wrong.
01:23:49
SuperDong
all They're all beautiful people.
01:23:50
SuperDong
It's it's Metropolis, baby.
01:23:52
DeeBo
Yeah. yeah It's very true.
01:23:54
no diddy
It's not Gotham, where everybody looks like Oz Cop.
01:23:55
SuperDong
like not crab people walking around limping from side to side with a weird foot.
01:24:03
SuperDong
Talking about mutant toes. Look at Oz Cobb, baby.
01:24:04
DeeBo
yeah yeah Yeah, dude.
01:24:07
DeeBo
Yo, what if she's just got Oz cod feet, dude?
01:24:08
no diddy
Oh yeah, look at his mutant toes. He can't be as bad as his feet.
01:24:12
SuperDong
Spilled a shrimp cocktail.
01:24:14
SuperDong
That's that's Oz Cobb, baby.
01:24:15
no diddy
Yeah, he's got fucking lot he's got lobster claws feet, dude.
01:24:18
DeeBo
doesn't even make sense.
01:24:19
DeeBo
Like, I can't even... Like, there's just blood everywhere? Like, what?
01:24:22
SuperDong
Well, no, it's like all the shrimp are out of shape and they're curled up in different positions.
01:24:24
no diddy
and just curled. They're curled and wrinkled.
01:24:31
DeeBo
Yeah, but, um, no, yeah.
01:24:33
SuperDong
What do you mean little pickles? I was re-watching that. um I was re-watching The Penguin.
01:24:41
Steve-O
Possible Emmy Award winning show, The Penguin, you mean?
01:24:44
SuperDong
I mean, we'll win again. Colin Farrell will win again, probably. And everybody else. Man, Severance, 27 nominations?
01:24:59
no diddy
Yeah, that was the most, right?
01:25:03
Steve-O
He was severance Penguin after that, right?
01:25:06
SuperDong
yeah it was twenty Yeah, that had the most in any miniseries. Oh my god. If Trammell Tillman doesn't win an Emmy, what are we doing?
01:25:18
no diddy
They should give that guy an Oscar for Mission Impossible Final Reckoning.
01:25:23
SuperDong
At least you understand how good of an actor he is, man.
01:25:23
no diddy
It's the one. He stole every scene he was in or that in Mission Impossible, dude.
01:25:26
SuperDong
That guy great.
01:25:30
SuperDong
That dude is...
01:25:31
SuperDong
fucking awesome in every goddamn scene in Severance devour feculence come on man yeah he is a running man he yeah dude
01:25:32
DeeBo
Yeah. He's in, oh, he's in, a he's in, whatchamacallit too, ah The Running Man, right?
01:25:44
no diddy
Yeah, who's going to get their dirty-ass paws on him first? Kevin Feige or James Gunn?
01:25:52
SuperDong
wait no Devin that's I think that's Domingo Coleman yeah you did it again
01:25:56
DeeBo
Oh my God, really? Am I a monster?
01:25:58
no diddy
Wow, you're a monster.
01:25:58
DeeBo
Am I a monster, dude?
01:26:00
SuperDong
You did it again, Devin.
01:26:00
no diddy
are Yeah, you are a monster.
01:26:03
SuperDong
You do it all time!
01:26:08
no diddy
no yeah yeah mean I have to be on Devon's side because we were me and Devon both said Omar Epps.
01:26:08
DeeBo
You can't hold that fair play against us.
01:26:11
DeeBo
You can't hold that misadrimony against us.
01:26:14
SuperDong
yeah just because you both fucked it doesn't mean... That's right!
01:26:19
no diddy
I got to be on Team Devon here because I fell it too.
01:26:22
DeeBo
you know yeah Chris, you you believed me for a few seconds.
01:26:26
SuperDong
I did, but then I was like... Oh, no.
01:26:28
DeeBo
I'm a monster, dude. Oh, shit. They look really similar. I'm sorry. He's only in the trailer for like three seconds.
01:26:40
SuperDong
Sure thing there, buddy.
01:26:41
SuperDong
Why don't you go put that hood on? that cross ready.
01:26:44
DeeBo
It's cold. It's cold in here. Let me zip up my hood. Jesus
01:26:49
SuperDong
Go shoot up a jazz club in the middle of the woods.
01:26:56
DeeBo
I'm hunting for vampires. You don't understand.
01:26:57
SuperDong
oh sure you are wow
01:27:03
DeeBo
You guys been doing anything else? Playing? Beating?
01:27:07
no diddy
I've been listening to a lot of the K-pop Demon Hunter soundtrack because my son is obsessed with it.
01:27:07
DeeBo
Listening? that's right. Yeah,
01:27:12
Steve-O
But did you watch the movie yet?
01:27:14
no diddy
andt get No, because he keeps keeps rewinding it to to start the songs over.
01:27:19
DeeBo
yeah why are you giving him control like that?
01:27:20
no diddy
there's the There's the airplane. Dude, he just knows how to use the iPad now. I have no control over him anymore. He's a he's a professional now.
01:27:29
no diddy
He actually he knows he knows my passcode to get into my phone.
01:27:33
no diddy
he knows He knows Sam's.
01:27:36
no diddy
He knows my aunt's. And he knows my mom's. And he knows which one to put in the which screens.
01:27:40
DeeBo
That's fucking nasty, dude.
01:27:42
no diddy
He's Mr. Terrific.
01:27:44
Steve-O
I was about to say he's hacking in.
01:27:46
no diddy
Terrific. He's the third smartest man in this house.
01:27:49
Steve-O
going open up a pocket dimension.
01:27:52
DeeBo
just Just show them your Spotify and be like, just listen to this.
01:27:53
no diddy
But yeah, dude, he is a he keeps rewinding. He likes the airplane song, Steve. The song where they're on the airplane.
01:27:59
Steve-O
Airplane in the beginning of the movie? Yeah.
01:28:02
no diddy
And then the I think the soda pop song is his favorite song.
01:28:04
Steve-O
Oh, I mean, that's a banger. That's a banger.
01:28:07
no diddy
Yeah, he's like he wants me and him to be two of the
01:28:14
no diddy
to this, yeah. I guess that's what he says for Halloween.
01:28:18
Steve-O
Dude, John, you watch that movie, you're going fucking lock that in.
01:28:20
Steve-O
Guaranteed. Guaranteed. 100%. Yes. Yes. Yes.
01:28:23
DeeBo
but He'll never watch it because his child won't let him, dude.
01:28:26
no diddy
So what's what's the premise? The girls are the demon hunters and the and the boy band are demons?
01:28:30
no diddy
Is that what it is?
01:28:36
SuperDong
Lay it all out, babe.
01:28:36
Steve-O
it it As Chris described, it is kind of like
01:28:41
SuperDong
Yeah, there's like ah lot of that shit going on right now.
01:28:42
no diddy
It's kind of like...
01:28:46
Steve-O
It's like if Sinners was turning red.
01:28:47
no diddy
it's really but It's really popular, dude dude. It's, like, super popular.
01:28:50
Steve-O
It's super popular. The soundtrack is like on the charts.
01:28:54
no diddy
Dude, the fucking...
01:28:55
no diddy
Dude, K-pop is, like... There's no bounds for it. like It's like ah it's like ah an infinite rocket that will never die.
01:29:01
Steve-O
It's a movie I just i i didn't know anything about.
01:29:01
no diddy
That just keeps going up.
01:29:05
Steve-O
And then I was told to watch it and i went, fuck, that was really good. And it's that goddamn Sony Pictures Animation team, man.
01:29:12
SuperDong
That animation looks crisp.
01:29:12
no diddy
Yeah, do they did they do the arc did they do arcane too?
01:29:17
no diddy
But is is this... it's just i mean I don't want to say it's the same people that are doing Spider-Verse. Which is like...
01:29:23
DeeBo
It's like the same style for sure.
01:29:24
no diddy
You know what? yeah Is it bad that I'm like... Crunch these guys? Because Spider-Verse isn't coming out until...
01:29:32
no diddy
Spider-Verse isn't coming out 2027. Are we even going to care at that point?
01:29:37
no diddy
like It's like...
01:29:38
no diddy
What is Five years after the second one comes out? Or some shit? When did the second one come out?
01:29:38
Steve-O
That's really real.
01:29:43
Steve-O
That's 2023, right? Yeah.
01:29:45
no diddy
So... oh god. And it was supposed to come out this year or last year or something.
01:29:55
no diddy
And then a bunch of a bunch of artists had to cry about work in late hours and getting pizza parties.
01:30:06
SuperDong
ah That studio is probably so upset they signed all that AI shit.
01:30:09
no diddy
And then they're going pull Microsoft and fire fire them all after the movie comes out. They're going to lay them all off.
01:30:13
SuperDong
Just AI and all.
01:30:14
Steve-O
Yeah, that's why they're delaying it.
01:30:15
Steve-O
They're delaying it because they know. They're like, dude, we got to make sure we hold them to our jobs.
01:30:17
no diddy
So they could get paid for the next four years? Yeah.
01:30:20
no diddy
Oh, God. But yeah that that feels bad, right? Because therere all the ah the voice acting is done, right? Didn't they say they did it already? Hailee Steinfeld?
01:30:31
DeeBo
I don't know. i think when I heard it got delayed again, the top comment was Haley's going have to face Shameek more eventually.
01:30:39
DeeBo
like She can't run from him forever, dude.
01:30:40
no diddy
That's the fucking meme now. Dude, because...
01:30:46
no diddy
God damn it. Because when they were on the Sinners press tour, it's all everybody was saying. It was like, oh my god, like look at look at how but at how close her and Michael B. Jordan are. And then and then they would show the Shameik Moore clip of her just like looking like super awkward.
01:31:03
no diddy
Ugh. It's fucked up.
01:31:11
DeeBo
ah Some slightly breaking news. Margot Robbie will star in Tim Burton's remake of Attack of the 50-Foot Woman.
01:31:22
DeeBo
I know one guy that's going to be real excited for that one.
01:31:25
no diddy
His name is Devin Kopech.
01:31:27
DeeBo
His name is me. Guilty as child.
01:31:37
SuperDong
Yeah, I'd see that.
01:31:37
DeeBo
Yeah, I guess. You know what? It's Tim Burton. He's weird. It's going a weird movie.
01:31:41
SuperDong
That sounds cool.
01:31:43
Steve-O
That's a weird guy.
01:31:44
DeeBo
He's a weird guy. Let's go. Let's go. ah don't know. You guys want to get into some of the news of the week?
01:31:51
Steve-O
Yeah, let's dive in. Let's get our elbows in there.
01:31:53
SuperDong
Whoa, news to them.
01:31:54
DeeBo
Because I'll be honest. There's some juicy... There's one or two juicy things in here. I'll be honest. Um... So speaking of casting, we were talking about the Harry Potter casting um and some equally just like, oh, I've never seen these people and I just have no idea how they are. But apparently they've casted Link and Zelda in the Legend of Zelda movie.
01:32:23
DeeBo
Bo Braganson, which is a pretty sick name, not gonna lie.
01:32:27
no diddy
the they post it they They posted a like a clip of him like just eating in one of the things that he's in.
01:32:28
DeeBo
And Benjamin Evan Ainsworth, yeah.
01:32:37
no diddy
And like making like you know huh like some weird link noises. They're like, this is what got him the role. i i still i don't i just don't have any faith in this movie at all.
01:32:48
DeeBo
It's going to be a weird...
01:32:48
no diddy
I think i don't think it i don't think it's going to work.
01:32:49
DeeBo
It's because there's no... k like
01:32:53
DeeBo
The second he opens his mouth, everyone's like, this is already too weird. I don't like it.
01:32:57
no diddy
I mean, at least Zelda talks now. But even then, i didn't I didn't really like her British voice either in Breath of the Wild.
01:33:03
DeeBo
I mean, that's a bad job, right? Isn't that just like objectively bad?
01:33:07
no diddy
It's just, yeah, I wasn't into it.
01:33:11
DeeBo
Yeah. So, I mean, interesting that they casted it, even though.
01:33:14
no diddy
Because it's not, it's not, what like, it's, it's like, it's right in the middle of serious and wacky where it's going to be hard for them to pick a side.
01:33:22
no diddy
and if they And if it's like too serious, then it's not going to feel like Zelda. And if it's too wacky, it's not going to be good. And, you know, it's... I don't know.
01:33:32
no diddy
It should be animated.
01:33:34
Steve-O
It's an yeah, it's very weird that it's they're going very live action for this, which.
01:33:40
no diddy
It should be Spider-Verse animation. That's what Zelda should be. You know?
01:33:44
DeeBo
Well, listen, guys.
01:33:45
Steve-O
Sony Pictures team.
01:33:45
DeeBo
Avi Arad's producing it, so it's going good. Oh, I'm sorry.
01:33:49
no diddy
Wait, who's producing it?
01:33:50
DeeBo
did you yeah Avi Arad?
01:33:51
no diddy
Who's producing...
01:33:51
DeeBo
You don't know? He's Spider-Man, guys.
01:33:54
Steve-O
He did make those Spider-Man movies.
01:33:56
DeeBo
He's Spider-Man. He's Spider-Man, guys. Come on
01:33:59
Steve-O
He did Spider-Man.
01:34:00
DeeBo
I'm sure he did Morbius.
01:34:01
DeeBo
I'm sure he did Kraven. I'm sure he didn't.
01:34:03
Steve-O
He's got to get his hands into all the video games and destroy those before, you know.
01:34:09
DeeBo
That book I was reading, read it. um about the Marvel, like, creation of Marvel. Not a lot of good things to say about Avi Arad.
01:34:17
Steve-O
No, it feels like that.
01:34:18
DeeBo
Kind of a shakesheisty, like, smart, smart business guy, but, like, you know, just, like, I don't really care. I'm just going to get this because I know there's money attached to it.
01:34:29
DeeBo
So, kind of interesting, but...
01:34:35
DeeBo
Yeah, so we also got a... This feels like this came out three weeks ago. um Stranger Things Season 5, official trailer. Looks real good.
01:34:46
SuperDong
Looks real good.
01:34:46
no diddy
they all they all They all have to die at the end, right? For it to be a satisfying ending.
01:34:49
DeeBo
i think i think that's appropriate.
01:34:50
SuperDong
Well, when you see Nancy furiously screaming or crying and cleaning blood off her hands, I mean, what it what but else could that be? Right.
01:34:59
DeeBo
I hope that means her stupid boyfriend dies.
01:35:03
Steve-O
Which stupid boyfriend though?
01:35:03
DeeBo
whatever David, not the cool one.
01:35:05
Steve-O
Which stupid boyfriend?
01:35:05
SuperDong
Yeah, that's been real low in the details there.
01:35:09
Steve-O
Dude, if if Jonathan Byers dies, we'll all go, oh man.
01:35:13
SuperDong
Oh, that's just shiny.
01:35:13
Steve-O
If Steve Harrington dies, the fucking, the universe will mourn.
01:35:17
DeeBo
yeah Yeah, exactly. ah So again, i think it's a good trailer. Volume one, November 26th, volume two, Christmas final is new year's Eve.
01:35:30
no diddy
ah just I thought it was just Christmas and Thanksgiving.
01:35:34
no diddy
There's three parts?
01:35:35
DeeBo
Yep. I think it's going to be like 4-2-1.
01:35:38
DeeBo
I think it's going to be something like that.
01:35:40
no diddy
Oh my god. You know I'm not even going to watch it.
01:35:45
SuperDong
ah ah and don't believe that.
01:35:48
no diddy
Yo, hashtag boycott Stranger Things greed.
01:35:53
DeeBo
Yeah. Dude, Netflix knows. They're like, oh, we're going to lose so much. We're going to lose so many subscribers when this is over, dude.
01:35:57
Steve-O
That's our thing. ah They'll just remake it like, like, you know, Harry Potter.
01:36:01
DeeBo
Yeah. ah Then there was a ah fun little joke trailer for Mortal Kombat 2.
01:36:09
no diddy
Does Bob Newby come back, at least?
01:36:13
no diddy
From the dead? Oh, we're not talking about Stranger Things anymore?
01:36:15
DeeBo
i was like, what DLC character is he?
01:36:22
DeeBo
No, the the fake Mortal Kombat trailer about Johnny Cage movies, followed then by the official Mortal Kombat 2 trailer, Maybe.
01:36:33
DeeBo
Call it the cage effect.
01:36:34
no diddy
Call it. Call it now. Call it now.
01:36:36
DeeBo
But is this looks good.
01:36:36
no diddy
What's going to be worse? What's going to be worse movies?
01:36:39
no diddy
Street fighter or moral combat to.
01:36:41
DeeBo
Street dude. It's just not even a fucking competition. That Street Fighter cast is fucking so...
01:36:48
no diddy
It's it's a joke. It's a fucking joke.
01:36:50
DeeBo
It literally is a joke. like
01:36:53
SuperDong
It's a meme casting. It's all meme casting.
01:36:56
DeeBo
Yeah, but it's so... Yeah.
01:37:00
Steve-O
how many wrestlers did they cast for it they said
01:37:03
DeeBo
dude It just looks fucking bad. Like, at least there's the joke of Johnny Cage. That still, to me, has never gotten super old. Like, john Johnny Cage is always fun when he's just like, wait what is this, a movie set?
01:37:19
DeeBo
And then he's just doing cool Johnny Cage things.
01:37:24
DeeBo
So, and you know, we don't have to worry about... a Cole Young anymore. So I'm pretty interested. And it reminded me, I was like, that was the first movie I think Chris and I saw post post air quote, air quote ah pandemic.
01:37:42
DeeBo
I think this was like when the movies were back. I dragged Galani to see Mortal Kombat and he loved it. I think he loved it.
01:37:54
SuperDong
Why isn't Cole in this one?
01:37:58
no diddy
why isn't a Why isn't Aaron Black in this one?
01:38:02
DeeBo
That I couldn't tell you. ah But Cole Young, he's in it.
01:38:03
no diddy
my favorite My favorite Mortal Kombat character.
01:38:03
SuperDong
Where's Cole? Did you see Cole?
01:38:06
DeeBo
He's in like um ah a minute nine. 109, he's in it.
01:38:14
DeeBo
I don't pick the time codes. Steve, it's just that's how fate works out.
01:38:17
Steve-O
I'm sorry. That's how fate works sometimes, man.
01:38:20
no diddy
Yo, why don't they put, like, Conan the Barbarian and, like, the Ninja Turtles in this Mortal Kombat movie and make it...
01:38:26
no diddy
Make it actual Mortal Kombat experience.
01:38:26
Steve-O
That would be kind of wild.
01:38:28
DeeBo
That would fucking rule, dude.
01:38:28
Steve-O
Freddy Krueger shows up.
01:38:31
DeeBo
I'm sorry. That would be so sick.
01:38:35
no diddy
They should just do it Fuck it.
01:38:36
SuperDong
Yeah, pull the trigger.
01:38:36
Steve-O
They could do Peacemaker. Peacemaker shows up.
01:38:38
SuperDong
Pull the trigger.
01:38:39
no diddy
Go full fucking NetherRealm Studios and just fucking get it in there. Fucking Michael Myers and with the fucking
01:38:50
no diddy
Ghostface. Ghostface has fucking the best fatality.
01:38:51
DeeBo
Yeah. Fucking Freddy and Jason just predator.
01:38:56
DeeBo
a Dude. Don't make it.
01:38:58
DeeBo
Don't make don't make a better movie.
01:38:58
SuperDong
Conan the Barbarian.
01:38:59
no diddy
Yo, wait, have you ever done?
01:39:01
no diddy
Have you done a tier list? Devin a fatality? Like who is the best fatalities in the history?
01:39:06
Steve-O
I've seen a Maximilian rate them.
01:39:06
DeeBo
No, there's too many, dude. There's so many fatalities.
01:39:10
SuperDong
Yeah, always watch Max Billion videos when he rates the fatalities and stuff.
01:39:16
DeeBo
But, dude yeah, I'm sorry.
01:39:18
Steve-O
Dude. I gotta say, i'm looking at the Street Fighter cast, though.
01:39:19
DeeBo
Mortal Kombat looks fine.
01:39:22
Steve-O
This is wild, man. It's fucking insanity.
01:39:24
no diddy
Dude, why did they why did they... Dude, Steve, you should be mad.
01:39:26
no diddy
You should be more mad than any of us. Because they...
01:39:28
Steve-O
No, because it's like, it's too over the top at this point.
01:39:30
no diddy
Well, they fucking... They casted... They casted that fucking racist piece of shit to be fucking Dan Hibiki.
01:39:35
Steve-O
Oh, i I do hate that. I absolutely fucking hate that Andrew Schultz is you even a thing. Like,
01:39:41
no diddy
like why Like, why is he playing a fucking Chinese character? i don't honor I don't understand. Why did they cast a white guy to be Dan Hibiki? I don't get it
01:39:50
Steve-O
But I mean, they did supposedly, I guess they cast Jason Momoa as Blanca.
01:39:51
no diddy
really It makes me mad.
01:39:55
Steve-O
I did not know this.
01:39:59
DeeBo
Steve's turning. He's like, never mind.
01:40:00
Steve-O
Roman Reigns as Akuma?
01:40:03
Steve-O
What are you talking about?
01:40:03
DeeBo
Dude. He's like, let way let him cook.
01:40:04
no diddy
It's so bad. It's so bad.
01:40:05
DeeBo
Let him cook. Let him cook.
01:40:06
Steve-O
country music Country music sensation Orville Peck as Vega?
01:40:10
Steve-O
What is going on with this casting?
01:40:11
DeeBo
that Yeah, I remember when I thought that was the weirdest cast.
01:40:12
Steve-O
Why is 50 Cent ballag
01:40:19
DeeBo
I was like, oh, that's weird. And then they just one-up themselves.
01:40:20
no diddy
Actually, I like i like the 50 Cent casting as Balra.
01:40:23
DeeBo
No, that's bad, too. It's all bad.
01:40:24
no diddy
I think it's sounds a good actor, though, at least. You know?
01:40:29
no diddy
Well, I don't want to say good actor, but like he's a capable he's a capable actor.
01:40:32
no diddy
It's not like he's just, you know.
01:40:35
no diddy
He's 50 Cent, dude. It's fine.
01:40:39
no diddy
What'd they say fuck me for? That's literally what's happening right now.
01:40:42
DeeBo
don't... Like, David Korn Sweat's a good actor.
01:40:45
DeeBo
should put him in the same level as 50 Cent.
01:40:50
no diddy
What'd he say fuck me for, dude? Come on. fuck me for it you well
01:40:55
DeeBo
Jesus Christ. um What else? that i You know what? I posted it. i didn't watch it. This is me.
01:41:02
no diddy
Yeah, but like, why did they cast Late Night with the Devil as Bison? That's kind of a weird one, you know?
01:41:08
DeeBo
I can never pronounce his last name.
01:41:09
no diddy
i thought that I thought that dude was going to be going somewhere.
01:41:12
no diddy
This might fucking...
01:41:13
Steve-O
know what? He's got some Raul Julia energy. I can see that.
01:41:16
DeeBo
Yeah, but like Ronald Julia is miscast.
01:41:17
no diddy
Are they re are they are they just remaking that movie? The bad Street Fighter movie?
01:41:21
Steve-O
but What if they did? What if it's one for one that movie?
01:41:25
no diddy
Because what, Cody cody Rhodes' is guile, right?
01:41:27
Steve-O
Cody Rhodes' Kyle.
01:41:30
no diddy
Why don't they just go all wrestlers then? don't they just go all wrestlers?
01:41:33
SuperDong
I kind of think that would have been a good move.
01:41:36
no diddy
To go all wrestlers playing Street Fighter?
01:41:37
SuperDong
Yeah, if you like go go straight wrestler down the ticket of every character in Street Fighter and just have them do their thing on and in a movie.
01:41:46
SuperDong
Like that's it's the best you're going to get here. yeah,
01:41:50
DeeBo
Chris, why did chris why'd you post this fucking picture?
01:41:54
SuperDong
I just wanted to I saw that and it made me laugh.
01:41:58
DeeBo
i I can't stop looking at it, dude.
01:42:01
SuperDong
It was really badass, man.
01:42:02
Steve-O
Coming soon. Coming soon.
01:42:08
DeeBo
yeah du Yeah, dude.
01:42:09
SuperDong
Yeah, it's coming.
01:42:10
no diddy
I think it's adorable.
01:42:10
DeeBo
what What do you mean?
01:42:11
no diddy
I think it's adorable.
01:42:11
DeeBo
Is it real? It's comics.
01:42:12
no diddy
i think I think it's adorable. Well, don't know if so this is AI. You never know love his little Wolverine mask.
01:42:17
DeeBo
So what we're like Chris just randomly posted Godzilla with Wolverine claws.
01:42:23
Steve-O
destroys the Marvel Universe.
01:42:25
no diddy
I love his little Wolverine mask.
01:42:27
SuperDong
Yeah, it looks it looks cool.
01:42:29
DeeBo
It's fucking rules, dude.
01:42:29
no diddy
He's cute. He's adorable.
01:42:30
DeeBo
Sorry. What the fuck were we talking about? Oh, the Street Fighter cast? Yeah, it's a... That's going to be bad.
01:42:40
DeeBo
It's going to be bad.
01:42:40
SuperDong
All wrestlers. Should have been.
01:42:41
DeeBo
I can't imagine it not being bad. Mortal Kombat is at least an attempt. And...
01:42:48
SuperDong
That's going to be bad too, Devin. have news for you.
01:42:51
DeeBo
know, you should...
01:42:51
no diddy
yeah like who would you rap Who would you rather have play Balrog, Devin? 50 Cent or like Rampage Jackson?
01:42:58
DeeBo
I don't Like, neither. just somebody. We can find somebody. I promise you we can find somebody. You know, you should give they should give it to a fucking Derrick Lewis.
01:43:09
SuperDong
Yadid Abdul that guy Dr.
01:43:10
DeeBo
Give it to Derrick Lewis. My balls is hot, guy.
01:43:16
DeeBo
Give it to Dr. Manhattan.
01:43:18
SuperDong
in the new Watchmen in the new Watchmen
01:43:18
DeeBo
The blue man. Yeah.
Actor Discussions and Movie Critiques
01:43:21
no diddy
That guy's too sophisticated to play Balrog, dude.
01:43:23
DeeBo
Aquaman? The guy who played Aquaman?
01:43:25
Steve-O
New Watchmen show, Chris.
01:43:25
SuperDong
yeah the guy who was it was Black Manta yeah oh god was it really that was so long ago it was incredible
01:43:26
Steve-O
That was six years ago, Chris.
01:43:31
Steve-O
Doesn't that hurt? Doesn't that hurt?
01:43:36
Steve-O
So long ago, and it's still, it's still, I need to rewatch that.
01:43:40
Steve-O
That was incredible.
01:43:41
SuperDong
it was so good. Uh, I'd like,
01:43:44
no diddy
Wait, you're saying this guy for Balrog, Devin? Black Manta?
01:43:48
SuperDong
yeah well yeah yeah, you got him.
01:43:51
no diddy
you are That guy looks way too friendly to be fucking dirty boxer.
01:43:55
SuperDong
No, no, no, no, no. He's good. He's good. He's good. That'll be him.
01:43:58
no diddy
don't know, dude.
01:43:59
SuperDong
No, no, no, John, trust me. It's him.
01:44:02
no diddy
don't know, dude.
01:44:03
SuperDong
That's him. It's him.
01:44:09
SuperDong
Um, Well, Devin, Tron Aries, if you will.
01:44:11
no diddy
Yeah, what else?
01:44:13
DeeBo
um Yeah. talk ah Listen, there are some people that seem to love this.
01:44:20
DeeBo
um I think Stin's like, I'm all in I don't don't get it.
01:44:23
SuperDong
I'm not. i don't give up a fuck.
01:44:25
DeeBo
And it's not even like Jared Leto hate. like Tron, to me...
01:44:29
SuperDong
Oh, Jared Leto's in this? Oh, God, really?
01:44:31
DeeBo
Oh, my ah Chris. um
01:44:33
SuperDong
god yeah I was like somewhat interested.
01:44:33
DeeBo
My sweet summer child.
01:44:33
no diddy
It's Morbin time, Chris.
01:44:35
DeeBo
My sweet summer child. He's the main character.
01:44:41
no diddy
He's the main man.
01:44:43
DeeBo
He's the guy that says, I want to learn more about myself. And then he's like, you know what? Watch the trailer three times. You still won't be able to piece together. Not because it's confusing, because it's uninteresting.
01:44:57
DeeBo
That being said, it always just looks cool.
01:45:00
DeeBo
Tron is the ultimate like style over substance.
01:45:03
DeeBo
It's just like, yeah, yeah.
01:45:05
SuperDong
It was like, Hey, we got this cool technology. I guess we should write a plot.
01:45:12
DeeBo
um There's another there's another trailer for the Alien Earth show that that's coming out soon, right?
01:45:20
SuperDong
I'm going to tell you something. I'm very excited for this. I, I, uh, been getting more pumped for this as the trailers have come out. And I like the idea
01:45:28
DeeBo
That's August 12th. Yeah.
01:45:29
SuperDong
I like the idea of five separate creatures that they found.
01:45:34
DeeBo
Yeah, because you can't just do it. you Yeah, you can't. help it
01:45:38
DeeBo
And it's good, dude. When it finally like when. When it finally comes out, like you're like, I was, I've been waiting all fucking season for this. Like, give it to me. So that's going to be pretty sick.
01:45:48
SuperDong
They're going to build it up with all the weird creatures that they found, probably neutralize them in some way, and then... Blabooosh! Xenomorph!
01:46:00
DeeBo
To me, this is the best trailer of the week. ah The Predator Badlands official trailer.
01:46:04
SuperDong
Yeah, this looks cool.
01:46:05
DeeBo
Did you guys watch this?
01:46:07
DeeBo
I fucking, i so in dude.
01:46:12
DeeBo
So I didn't realize, but the Weyland-Yutani... Robot? where What the fuck? Synth? I can't remember the term.
01:46:22
SuperDong
Yeah, synth. I think it is synth.
01:46:24
DeeBo
The synth is... She doesn't have a lower torso, so the Predator just carries her on its back.
01:46:32
DeeBo
The whole move. Whatever weird friendship these two are going to have, I'm in, dude.
01:46:40
SuperDong
I wouldn't mind carrying around a little Ellie Fanning to give me inspire me.
01:46:43
DeeBo
Like, this is... Yeah, like, this is the why I've always, frankly... This is why I've always liked Predator more than the alien. Because there's always been something you could do, like, character-wise. You could give them personalities. You can't... It's hard to do that with a xenomorph.
01:47:02
SuperDong
Well, that's not what the Xeomorph's about, man.
01:47:05
SuperDong
It's a force of nature more than it is anything else.
01:47:05
DeeBo
No, I understand that. But just, like... I love that this weird little Predator is just, like, this... rookie predator seems like, you know, he is, he is.
01:47:15
SuperDong
Rookie predator.
01:47:18
DeeBo
And like, but like, like apparently he seems like, uh, this but predator might be like, uh, ostracized a little bit.
01:47:18
SuperDong
know, I know, I know. I just, the same, that's funny.
01:47:27
DeeBo
Like nobody really believes in him.
01:47:28
Steve-O
Oh yeah, he's like the bullied the bullied one.
01:47:28
DeeBo
Yeah. been hazed. Yeah. He's the bully predator, dude. But yeah, but also, or,
01:47:33
SuperDong
He's the runt of the litter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All that's fun. Isn't it she? She?
01:47:40
DeeBo
I thought it was, but I don't think it is. I think I, you know what? Who could fucking say? i Hey, listen, if they want to get on my island, I got to see what's between those legs.
01:47:46
SuperDong
I mean, she looked wonderful. Oh, boy.
01:47:56
DeeBo
but I don't know. Also, this predator talks with ah subtitles.
01:48:03
Steve-O
I'll watch the dub version.
01:48:08
SuperDong
Hey, you. It's time to hunt you. i will I will get you.
01:48:13
DeeBo
what the hell are you
01:48:13
SuperDong
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:48:17
SuperDong
but ah thought thought
01:48:22
Steve-O
got that agent smith left
01:48:22
DeeBo
to yeah um yeah dude i don't i don't know i'm just i was just fucking i'm a stand for the predator dude yeah it's gonna be really good uh but also what i think looks really good well
01:48:30
SuperDong
Yeah, this this is going to slap. This is going to slap. I agree.
01:48:39
DeeBo
I'm interested. ah Yeah.
01:48:40
SuperDong
Yeah, i don't know what this is yet. This is just a really good teaser. That's
01:48:43
DeeBo
It's a teaser trailer for a movie called Keeper, but it's by the long legs guy and the monkey guy.
01:48:51
DeeBo
Oh, okay. Now we're interested.
01:48:55
SuperDong
Now you're cooking with fire, Devin. Because I actually watched The Monkey.
01:48:57
DeeBo
Yeah. Oh, how was that?
01:48:59
SuperDong
i did. i i I thought it was funny as hell. It was really fucking funny.
01:49:06
SuperDong
And the beginning of it is, with Adam Scott, is fucking hilarious.
01:49:11
DeeBo
Okay, I still got a...
01:49:13
DeeBo
Is that on anything?
01:49:13
SuperDong
It's just, it's a dark comedy.
01:49:16
SuperDong
And it just... I don't really like the main character actor it.
01:49:21
SuperDong
I think he is not good. But the movie is so ridiculous and over the top that it's kind of fun. It's fun to watch.
01:49:30
DeeBo
All right. Yeah, I've... ah It's... I kind of keep telling myself, like, oh, dude, you gotta fucking watch that movie. But then I just keep forgetting that it exists.
01:49:40
SuperDong
um I'm all in on this guy.
01:49:40
DeeBo
probably is a great.
01:49:41
SuperDong
and I really like his style.
01:49:43
SuperDong
It's kind of like he can go funny or he can go really dark Like he's got a lot of range.
01:49:48
DeeBo
Yeah, because I mean, like we've talked about it before, like long legs is secretly very funny.
01:49:55
DeeBo
You know, it's not like a laugh out loud comedy or anything, but like there's moments where you're like, nah, that's pretty.
01:49:58
SuperDong
There's a lot to it.
01:50:02
DeeBo
I get it. This is funny. um But yeah, once I heard it was from that guy, though, I was like, oh, Okay then. And yeah.
01:50:13
SuperDong
You know, it's funny too, about this conversation about like humor and sense of humor. i'm really i'm I'm actually really prepared to go into edit Eddington as being funny.
01:50:25
SuperDong
like i i I just think he's got this goofy streak, Ari Aster, to him, and I think it's it's really going to show Eddington more than most. like This one is going to be like a dark comedy, like a Coen Brothers comedy.
01:50:43
SuperDong
Like a darker and...
01:50:46
SuperDong
of one of their economies. Like that's, so that's what I'm expecting going into all this is just being kind of funny. And that's where I got from like because I realized not everybody finds that it's funny.
01:51:01
no diddy
I mean, you and I were laughing and Sam was just like, she just looked shocked all the time.
01:51:01
SuperDong
I'd be kidding.
01:51:05
DeeBo
She was mortified, dude.
01:51:05
no diddy
was just the beginning.
01:51:07
no diddy
but she wanted But she wanted to watch the rest of it.
01:51:10
no diddy
She hasn't yet, so I don't know how real that is, but...
01:51:13
SuperDong
but be kidding it's so funny me and John is hilarious.
01:51:18
no diddy
Because we were like... She was like, yeah, that was the most fucked up shit. I was like, you didn't you didn't even get the most fucked up part of that movie. You didn't even get to the fifth most fucked up part of that movie.
01:51:29
SuperDong
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:51:30
no diddy
the beginning is the most grounded part of the of the movie, I think.
01:51:33
SuperDong
It's so over the top awful that it's funny. like There's no other... It can't be anything else. you know like It's the way i look at it,
01:51:44
no diddy
That's what I'm saying. Dude, see, I made the prediction after we saw I said, fuck you know, 10 years from now, we're going to be talking about how this movie is a masterpiece.
01:51:53
no diddy
And we're, we're slowly getting there, Chris. I think you liken it more and more and more.
01:51:56
SuperDong
I really well the older I get the more I like like really pitiful pieces of shit main characters like I really i just think they're so funny like ah to me i get so much humor out of just absolute abysmal failure like
01:52:15
SuperDong
Yeah, it's wonderful. um
01:52:18
no diddy
So that came out last weekend. Fantastic Four this weekend coming up.
01:52:22
DeeBo
Yep. yeah Yep. Yep.
01:52:24
no diddy
Did you get tickets already, Devin? Are we seeing that this weekend?
01:52:25
DeeBo
I want to see it this week.
01:52:27
no diddy
What's going on?
01:52:28
DeeBo
for Sure. ah But no, no tickets have been.
01:52:31
no diddy
You know, and I'm just going to go see Superman instead. Fuck it.
01:52:33
DeeBo
You think. Oh, so you're like that level Snyder cut where you're not team Snyder, but you're like, well, it's been. Let's just fucking not watch fantastic for.
01:52:44
no diddy
Hashtag hashtag hashtag not my superheroes.
01:52:47
DeeBo
Hashtag fantastic fucks.
01:52:47
SuperDong
Hashtag Pede Richards.
01:52:50
no diddy
I'm hearing good things about it, though. People seem to be seems seems to like it.
01:52:51
Steve-O
Yeah, I've been hearing high praise.
01:52:55
SuperDong
Big Galactus fans out there.
01:52:55
DeeBo
Can't wait for to, you know, what do Galactus kind of rules.
Marvel's Character Handling
01:53:00
DeeBo
ah Did you guys, ah
01:53:00
SuperDong
can legally change my name, finally, once it becomes popular.
01:53:03
DeeBo
slightly off topic, but Feige did some like um interview. He did some weird interview. He just did an interview where he was just talking about like, you know, things coming up, why Blade isn't a thing yet, um things like that. But he basically was like,
01:53:21
DeeBo
He essentially said, yeah, we realized Kang was not going to work out even before Jonathan Majors, like, fucked everything up.
01:53:26
SuperDong
Oh, sure thing.
01:53:29
SuperDong
can't believe that.
01:53:32
SuperDong
Oh, my God. Of course he's going to...
01:53:35
DeeBo
No, no, listen. I think both can be true because I think a lot of people were like, no, no.
01:53:41
DeeBo
Dude, Kang wasn't working before.
01:53:42
no diddy
You sound like a Snyder. You sound like a Snyder. sound like a Snyder cult right now.
01:53:46
DeeBo
just saying Kang wasn't working before, dude.
01:53:46
no diddy
That's what you sound like.
01:53:48
SuperDong
Give me a break, Evan.
01:53:50
DeeBo
I'm not saying both things can't be true.
01:53:52
SuperDong
They saw the reports come out and they were like, fuck, get him out of
01:53:59
DeeBo
I think they went, I think somebody went, oh, thank God.
01:54:02
SuperDong
I mean, maybe you that may be true, but the impetus of them changing that character 100% came because of his allegations. There's no other avenue that this came down is that the only thing he's saying that because he has to.
01:54:17
Steve-O
we We'd still be sitting in the Kang nonsense.
01:54:21
SuperDong
We definitely would, Ben.
01:54:24
DeeBo
i say I think we would... No, no, hold on. Because we would have gotten like at least one of the Avengers movies this year, right? I think.
01:54:32
DeeBo
ah think I I don't know.
01:54:33
SuperDong
Hang Dynasty or something?
01:54:35
DeeBo
I think we would have sorted that out in one.
01:54:38
DeeBo
i think they would have been like, yeah, you know what?
01:54:42
DeeBo
only Who needs three movie epics anymore? Let's just...
01:54:45
SuperDong
That that probably probably would have happened without the allegations, but no way they were like, well we're definitely going write him out because it's just not, it's not gelling with us.
01:54:55
SuperDong
It's just not working.
01:54:56
DeeBo
I mean, frankly, though, they should have because he wasn't Shelly.
01:54:59
SuperDong
I mean, yeah, you're right, but like they committed a lot and I cannot imagine them not having any other conversation before the allegations that wasn't, we're moving forward.
01:55:10
SuperDong
You know, like that's, come on, Feige.
01:55:13
Steve-O
I also heard Feige say that the Blade reboot was stalled ah because they ah didn't want to simply put a leather outfit on Marshala Ali and have him start killing vampires.
01:55:26
SuperDong
What are we doing here, Feige?
01:55:27
Steve-O
What the fuck are we doing, Kevin?
01:55:27
no diddy
yeah Yeah, what's Blade? What is Blade, man?
01:55:29
SuperDong
What are we doing?
01:55:30
no diddy
What is Blade? What is Blade?
01:55:32
SuperDong
What are we doing, Kev?
01:55:35
Steve-O
It's the fucking, like, simplest slam dunk. you fucking airballed.
01:55:41
DeeBo
Wait, wait, hold on.
01:55:41
no diddy
Yeah, it's literally...
01:55:41
DeeBo
do you Do you think there's a scenario, though, where that is truly what Kevin Feige thought? But Moshal Ali's like, absolutely not.
01:55:48
DeeBo
Where's my character arc? And he's like, dude, just put a leather jacket on and kill vampires.
01:55:54
DeeBo
You're overcomplicated. He's like I'm an Academy Award-winning actor. He's like I don't care.
01:55:57
no diddy
Yeah. I did i get Moonlight, by the way.
01:55:59
DeeBo
Yeah, I did Moonlight.
01:56:00
DeeBo
don't give a fuck. Just put the fucking coat on.
01:56:04
no diddy
I won Oscar for Moonlight, by the way. Just want to remind you.
01:56:09
DeeBo
That's what he says every time he just declines the next script. Oh, ah can you write on the one of my notes? is I won an Academy of Award for Moonlight. Can you send it back with just that note?
01:56:22
Steve-O
Wait, wait, I saw La La Land one.
01:56:25
SuperDong
Warren Beatty got you.
01:56:26
DeeBo
You know what? You know what, guys? You know what, guys?
01:56:29
DeeBo
It should have. It should have. It was better. was better.
01:56:34
Steve-O
Devin, don't you go back to your island, buddy?
01:56:36
SuperDong
Go back to the island.
01:56:41
SuperDong
Go back to your island, will you?
01:56:42
DeeBo
love jazz and honkers, dude.
01:56:45
SuperDong
Yeah, you did when Sinners come out.
01:56:47
SuperDong
You were like, oh, no. Why are they why are they so musical? Yeah.
01:56:51
Steve-O
give sinners a soft Mary.
01:56:54
DeeBo
I only have a problem with the other music was good.
01:56:57
DeeBo
It's just this one scene I don't like.
01:56:59
Steve-O
i give i give sinners a soft mary
01:57:06
SuperDong
oh lord okay it's
01:57:06
DeeBo
no boy I don't like how comfortable I am with accepting the bits that I'm a horrible racist. I don't know. I should be more against it.
01:57:17
SuperDong
it's soft racism it's not hard it's not hard racism that's like scary
01:57:17
DeeBo
But it's funny. Sorry.
01:57:22
DeeBo
yeah Yeah, you know, is it's fine.
01:57:25
SuperDong
playing the playing the Playing a little bit on the line.
01:57:25
DeeBo
It's fine. I mean, listen, we live in a world where Godzilla pops his bone claws, okay?
Upcoming Movie Excitement
01:57:31
no diddy
We live in a society.
01:57:32
DeeBo
We live in a society.
01:57:33
SuperDong
I mean, it was bound to happen sooner or later.
01:57:37
SuperDong
Godzilla be getting Wolverine claws.
01:57:39
no diddy
and a wo little Wolverine mask.
01:57:39
DeeBo
No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't, Chris.
01:57:41
DeeBo
You can't say that.
01:57:42
SuperDong
We live in flames 2025, Devin! Ah!
01:57:45
no diddy
Devin, we live a society, alright? We live in a society.
01:57:46
DeeBo
Hey, you know what?
01:57:47
no diddy
all right living
01:57:48
DeeBo
Let me see what's between Godzilla's legs.
01:57:50
DeeBo
for I don't want to make any more opinions.
01:57:51
Steve-O
We got Godzilla with bone claws before we got the Epstein files, Devin.
01:57:56
SuperDong
knew that was, I called that.
01:57:58
DeeBo
Chris called that specifically a month ago.
01:57:59
SuperDong
I fucking called that one.
01:58:00
Steve-O
Yeah, Chris called that 2019.
01:58:03
SuperDong
He's gonna be popping claws before we figure out what he did in that jail cell.
01:58:07
DeeBo
What's next? Wolverine with bone... Godzilla with bone claws and a weird lizard scheme.
01:58:12
Steve-O
It's hard for our own mouths to say that statement.
01:58:15
DeeBo
Yeah, and a weird lizard scheme that also echoes the yellow and and blue... Not the black, brown, and tan...
01:58:23
SuperDong
Yeah, it works really well. We get it
01:58:27
Steve-O
Now, please just give us the files, Devin.
01:58:29
DeeBo
just We gave you what you wanted, Trump. We gave you Wolverine.
01:58:36
DeeBo
What more do you need, you monster?
01:58:38
SuperDong
That's what comic books are all about, guys. That's what comic books are all about.
01:58:41
DeeBo
Who's he going to fight?
01:58:43
SuperDong
i Does it matter?
01:58:48
DeeBo
Damn it. I don't like how quick that came. I should have thought of that.
01:58:50
SuperDong
That was really good. That was really good.
01:58:53
DeeBo
You're right. Yeah, fuck me.
01:58:55
SuperDong
It's an easy slam dunk. They they gotta be doing that.
01:58:59
Steve-O
I mean, he's going to be destroying the Marvel Universe.
01:59:01
SuperDong
Yeah, I mean, they probably jack up Wolverine, or the Hulk, into a monkey man.
01:59:05
DeeBo
No, no, no, no, no. No, no. What's going to happen is they're going to give King Kong an Iron Man suit.
01:59:12
Steve-O
They could do that.
01:59:13
DeeBo
And then he's going to fight. then there
01:59:14
SuperDong
Oh, it's like Mecha King Kong.
01:59:18
DeeBo
Stop making such...
01:59:20
Steve-O
Dude, what if they turn Spider-Man into a giant tarantula?
01:59:21
DeeBo
Absolute Batman who?
01:59:26
DeeBo
Yeah. I'm saying, Godzilla's not... Tojo's not coming to Batman. They don't want a Batman Godzilla.
01:59:32
SuperDong
how provocative this image is. It's just inspiring so many different story concepts.
01:59:38
Steve-O
And I believe it's Toho, Devin.
01:59:38
SuperDong
They knew what they were doing.
01:59:45
DeeBo
Oh, no. Oh, what's he? Is he the running man?
01:59:50
SuperDong
I think... Yeah, maybe.
01:59:52
Steve-O
I think you might have just gone hard racist, Devin.
01:59:54
DeeBo
said Tojo. Tojo and Toho. Toho.
01:59:56
SuperDong
it's this It sounded rough. Maybe it wasn't.
02:00:00
SuperDong
I think we're good.
02:00:02
Steve-O
All right, everybody. I think we end the episode here.
02:00:03
SuperDong
think we're good. I think we're good. I think we're good. i think we're
02:00:05
DeeBo
I don't like this. i don't like this.
02:00:08
Steve-O
Write in the comment section what you think we've ended on.
02:00:14
Steve-O
What comment section? It's a podcast. All right. We'll be back next week. ah I mean, Fantastic Four, Eddington. There's going be a lot, so.
02:00:23
SuperDong
Yeah, that's a big plate, dude.
02:00:25
no diddy
Yeah, I gotta i gotta a find fucking time to see all these fucking movies, man.
02:00:27
DeeBo
I'm going to find more Cat Grant photos. This is going great time.
02:00:30
SuperDong
Oh boy. Here we go.
02:00:33
Steve-O
And you got to beat Bonanza.
02:00:33
no diddy
This little goon.
02:00:34
SuperDong
Gooner man over here.
02:00:35
no diddy
Yeah, I gotta be Bonanza before Devin spoils more, soft spoils more random things about it.