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Jurassic Park: Rebirth
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Devon tells us about the new Billy and the Cloneasaurus movie.
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DeeBo
oh
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28dongslater
Oh, um
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DeeBo
Oh
Devin Kopech's Ice Cream Sandwich Antics
00:00:06
28dongslater
okay.
00:00:06
DeeBo
my god.
00:00:06
28dongslater
ah It appears that Devin Kopech is currently eating ah an ice cream sandwich.
00:00:09
DeeBo
It's fat boy.
00:00:11
28dongslater
So I think I'm going to have to step in here. ah Welcome to the all new episode of Anti-Fanboy. This is episode 548. It is the week of July 7th.
00:00:24
28dongslater
And I am Christopher Galanti. This is Steve O'Tiri.
00:00:29
Steve-O
Hey, how you doing?
00:00:31
28dongslater
And that is John Suarez.
00:00:36
28dongslater
And what is Devin Kopech?
00:00:40
DeeBo
And that, ladies and germs, is how you get out of doing the intro.
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28dongslater
eat a big ice cream sandwich?
00:00:46
Steve-O
He did it.
00:00:46
DeeBo
I see a big old fat boy.
00:00:48
Steve-O
He did it. He figured out his way out.
00:00:51
DeeBo
Finally, broke the two-year-long streak.
00:00:51
28dongslater
God damn
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28dongslater
it. Son of a bitch.
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DeeBo
e
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28dongslater
I can't deal with dead dead air.
ASMR Disdain and Discussion
00:01:00
28dongslater
I start losing it.
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DeeBo
yeah what that What do you mean?
00:01:02
28dongslater
start going nuts.
00:01:02
DeeBo
What do you mean? I was making noise. There's noise.
00:01:04
28dongslater
i couldn't I couldn't handle the noise. Maybe that was part of it, too.
00:01:06
Steve-O
Chris is the consummate showman, man.
00:01:06
DeeBo
You couldn't get in the hand of the snarf and dude.
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28dongslater
I'm not an ASMR fan, so I couldn't handle...
00:01:11
DeeBo
Yeah, dude, you know what? I may have complained about this before, but nothing just makes me flip away faster than when I see some. Some woman doing ASMR and like doing the thing where she's like clicking her nails and like.
00:01:26
28dongslater
hello hi today dev bite my nails
00:01:32
DeeBo
Yeah, and she's just like doing the thing with her nails.
00:01:34
Steve-O
don't know.
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28dongslater
but
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DeeBo
Yeah, and then like just like flickering the screen, and I'm just like, you're so fucking obnoxious.
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28dongslater
I know exactly what you're talking about.
00:01:43
DeeBo
Yeah, i I can't believe.
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28dongslater
That shit grinds my gears.
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DeeBo
Listen, listen, we all got our things. I get that. I cannot believe people like that.
00:01:51
Steve-O
I feel like more people dislike it.
00:01:51
28dongslater
Keep it.
00:01:51
DeeBo
I'm just like, you just.
00:01:54
Steve-O
I've come across more people who actively hate it.
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28dongslater
Okay.
00:01:55
DeeBo
Yeah, but why do so many people do it? Because it's.
00:01:57
Steve-O
Because the people who like it pay for it.
00:01:58
DeeBo
Oh, my God, dude.
00:02:00
28dongslater
Ew. Ew.
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28dongslater
ha
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DeeBo
Like, again, like, I get it. I get it to an extent.
00:02:06
Steve-O
Now, hold on, Devin.
00:02:06
DeeBo
With that shit.
00:02:07
Steve-O
You were like very fierce that it was a woman. You're like, I hate women who do ASMR.
00:02:11
DeeBo
but No, I didn't say that. At what point did I say women?
00:02:14
Steve-O
You did say women.
00:02:15
DeeBo
No, no, no. I was very specific.
00:02:16
Steve-O
You did say women.
00:02:16
Jonny Ringo
You said, no, you basically said that.
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DeeBo
i was very careful.
00:02:18
Steve-O
you did say women
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Jonny Ringo
No, you did say that.
00:02:20
DeeBo
I didn't say women.
00:02:21
Steve-O
You did say women.
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Jonny Ringo
You said, I hate women. You said, I hate women.
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DeeBo
hate these fucking, these whores.
00:02:24
28dongslater
We got you.
00:02:25
Steve-O
Now, hold it. Now, my question is, if if Razor Ramon did it to you, Devin?
00:02:26
28dongslater
Actually...
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DeeBo
How many toothpicks is he flicking?
00:02:33
28dongslater
Hey, Devin.
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DeeBo
mean, nah, dude, I turned it out.
00:02:33
Steve-O
A hundred. ah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chris has got it.
00:02:36
28dongslater
Say goodbye to the bad guy.
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DeeBo
Okay, okay, I'm the bad guy.
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Steve-O
A toothpick.
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DeeBo
Okay, I'm the bad guy, right?
00:02:41
Steve-O
Oh.
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DeeBo
Yeah, no, no, I don't like any of it, dude. But it's typically women with their fucking nails, clicking clacking.
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Steve-O
Debra.
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Jonny Ringo
Wow.
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Steve-O
Debra, it's me, Andre.
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DeeBo
um The Andre the Giant.
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Steve-O
You have to come close.
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DeeBo
um the arrow Is the ASMR just his heart beating arrhythmically?
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Steve-O
I'm dying.
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Steve-O
oh
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DeeBo
It's like, what should you buy a rhythmic heart rate?
00:03:03
Steve-O
my but
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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Steve-O
My tiny bones can't sustain my big body.
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28dongslater
i
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DeeBo
My body's I'm crushing my bones.
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28dongslater
oh man I could fall asleep to that let me tell you all I need that
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Steve-O
a
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DeeBo
Just then pages him trying to like exist on a tiny plane.
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Steve-O
Hand me my tiny soda.
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28dongslater
keep going
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DeeBo
This is a large, sir. It's tiny to me.
00:03:27
Steve-O
Oh, everything is tiny in your tiny big world.
00:03:32
DeeBo
but but You mean a little big world?
00:03:35
Steve-O
Man, shut
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28dongslater
He would do it if he was still alive.
00:03:40
Steve-O
Hey, Devin.
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28dongslater
That was my theory.
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DeeBo
yeah yeah andre what's up no i did yeah yeah it i it was okay it was okay i bet you did andre i bet you did why'd you like it andre
00:03:43
Steve-O
You see Monkey Man?
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28dongslater
awful Oh!
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Jonny Ringo
Yeah, why hear Monkey Man? Why hear Monkey Man?
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Steve-O
weous ears as I loved them Among a Man.
00:03:56
Steve-O
Well, I thought was real cool. I think we should have wore that mask the whole movie, though.
00:03:59
DeeBo
he should have he should have wore that white mask he dunked it in a bleach and then wore it for 10 seconds
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28dongslater
I think he's pretty critical. This a good eye for film.
00:04:07
DeeBo
He's got a good Keno.
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Steve-O
I mean, I was in my dinner with Andre.
00:04:13
DeeBo
Oh, can I tell you? i love I love getting hit with this. But every once in a while, this is how stupid we are like as a group. Every once in a while, we'll have a quote-unquote normie.
00:04:26
DeeBo
be like, what the fuck is Keno? Because we say it in real life without irony now.
00:04:30
Jonny Ringo
Oh, yeah. We say it all the time. Yeah.
00:04:33
DeeBo
And they're like, what is a Keno?
00:04:33
28dongslater
Oh, that's the worst, isn't it?
00:04:34
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
00:04:35
DeeBo
And we're like, oh, it's...
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Jonny Ringo
It's a good movie.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
00:04:41
28dongslater
John, yeah, grab him by the back of their neck.
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Jonny Ringo
It's good movies.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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28dongslater
Explain it.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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Jonny Ringo
Yeah, yeah.
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28dongslater
Explain in detail.
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Jonny Ringo
Play it.
00:04:47
28dongslater
Sikido is actually German. It's all about like the eye.
00:04:52
DeeBo
judge you
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28dongslater
am movement.
00:04:57
DeeBo
yeah So, you know that. But, guys, I'm ah i'm excited.
00:04:59
28dongslater
Fuck.
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Jonny Ringo
and
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DeeBo
I'm jazzed up.
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Jonny Ringo
Why are you excited?
00:05:04
Steve-O
What do you, what do you jazzed for?
00:05:05
DeeBo
I'm excited because...
Superman Movie Anticipation
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DeeBo
In less than 24 hours. We're going to be sitting in a theater. All of us in different seats. Which is...
00:05:13
Steve-O
Different seats.
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28dongslater
yeah
00:05:14
Jonny Ringo
yeah
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28dongslater
ah
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DeeBo
That's the fun part.
00:05:16
DeeBo
ah We're going watching Superman.
00:05:19
28dongslater
You know why we did that, folks? I can explain. Nobody wants to come on their best friend, so we have to really distance ourselves so we aren't spraying it all over each other.
00:05:24
DeeBo
yeah
00:05:29
Steve-O
We got buffer seats.
00:05:29
28dongslater
we're got buffer scenes.
00:05:30
DeeBo
Are we all separate?
00:05:31
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
00:05:31
DeeBo
like We're all separate, right? We're all in like different corners of the fucking...
00:05:34
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, i mean I mean, I'm sitting next to Sam, at least. You guys are solo.
00:05:37
28dongslater
I like to think we're going to control each quadrant.
00:05:41
Jonny Ringo
Each of our sections.
00:05:41
Steve-O
Yeah.
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28dongslater
to make sure nobody's using their phone or speaking loudly or,
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DeeBo
Yeah. who has
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Jonny Ringo
Oh, yeah.
00:05:46
DeeBo
Who has the worst seat? John.
00:05:50
28dongslater
uh, Steve, Steve.
00:05:51
Steve-O
i mean, on front row Joe, so going to be getting the most Superman.
00:05:51
Jonny Ringo
Probably. No, no, no.
00:05:53
DeeBo
I'm in
00:05:53
Jonny Ringo
Timeout. Timeout. Probably. Probably Devin. Because you're off to the side. At least Steve's in the center.
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DeeBo
the side.
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28dongslater
I, you know what?
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Steve-O
e
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28dongslater
I'm also off to the side, so it's kind No.
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DeeBo
Oh, man.
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Jonny Ringo
Yeah, but you're not ah you're not second row, though.
00:06:01
DeeBo
Yo, you Steve, you trying to try to swap seats, bro? You trying to swap seats?
00:06:05
Steve-O
Well, hold on, hold on, hold on. What if, okay. What if right at the start of the movie, they're like, and now here comes James Gunn and he's going to present the movie and he comes out and he,
00:06:14
DeeBo
Ooh.
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Jonny Ringo
And he's he's going to kiss everybody on the front row.
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DeeBo
And he's wearing shorts.
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Steve-O
yeah
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28dongslater
yeah
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Steve-O
Hey, yo, that's a cool Superman.
00:06:21
28dongslater
yeah
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Steve-O
Hey, come here
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28dongslater
no look yeah
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28dongslater
Kisses everybody on the side.
00:06:28
Steve-O
And then he points at Devin. He goes, Hey, is that the guy who's eating the fat boy at the beginning of the podcast?
00:06:34
28dongslater
Oh! Oh!
00:06:35
DeeBo
Guilty as short. Guilty ass time.
00:06:37
Steve-O
Get him out
00:06:37
Jonny Ringo
that the fat boy? I was eating the fat boy
00:06:38
Steve-O
Get him out of here!
00:06:40
DeeBo
I'm going to say it like that guy who got caught stalking that woman. Guilty as charged.
00:06:44
Steve-O
but
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28dongslater
yeah oh oh
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Jonny Ringo
boy. Dude.
00:06:47
DeeBo
ah Listen, it's not funny.
00:06:48
Jonny Ringo
Yo, good thing.
00:06:49
28dongslater
That guy
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DeeBo
It's not funny, but that guy rules.
00:06:51
28dongslater
it was so good.
00:06:52
DeeBo
It's not funny.
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Jonny Ringo
i don't know. i don't know how you like, cause the, um, at least for IMAX, like the fucking, like most of the seats are, are so sort sold out for Thursday and Friday.
00:06:55
28dongslater
So good.
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DeeBo
Oh,
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DeeBo
oh man. you
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Jonny Ringo
for IMAX.
00:07:06
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. Wait, are we we are we seeing it in IMAX?
00:07:09
Jonny Ringo
Like, it's...
00:07:11
Steve-O
We're seeing a IMAX.
00:07:12
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, we're seeing IMAX, brosky.
00:07:13
DeeBo
Dude, dude, dude. Steve, you're going to see so much of Superman's chin, dude.
00:07:20
Steve-O
Dude, I'll be able to check on those eyes, make sure they're not rolling around in his head when he's flying.
00:07:22
DeeBo
he's good us yeah yeah
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Jonny Ringo
Look at this. This is...
00:07:24
28dongslater
Oh, they're challengers.
00:07:25
Jonny Ringo
Here are the seats.
00:07:26
28dongslater
That's two challengers
00:07:26
Jonny Ringo
Here, I'm posting you guys. Here the seats.
00:07:27
DeeBo
He's going to say the titular line, hey, eyes up here, and then you're going to look for 10 minutes as you...
00:07:28
Jonny Ringo
Or, um...
00:07:33
Jonny Ringo
There's two sickos that are in the very front. that are seen on Friday at 8 p.m. Look at that screenshot that I just sent.
00:07:38
DeeBo
Okay.
00:07:38
28dongslater
right there. there challengers
00:07:41
DeeBo
i I'll be honest. iy
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28dongslater
that two challengers right there
00:07:45
DeeBo
I love that those taking seats are Superman icons.
00:07:48
Steve-O
what if What if I'm sitting in between the challengers when we go to see it on tomorrow?
00:07:49
DeeBo
That's really cool.
00:07:51
28dongslater
good
00:07:54
28dongslater
Then you be Zendaya, my friend.
00:07:56
DeeBo
Yeah, he be zeai du you want you to really care about this.
00:07:56
Steve-O
That's it! I was thinking that! Damn
00:08:03
DeeBo
If you don't care, care.
00:08:03
Steve-O
Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy.
00:08:05
28dongslater
um ah I use that word only because Devin started using it to refer to people like that.
00:08:06
Steve-O
You want to try some of my popcorn?
00:08:11
28dongslater
He calls them challengers now.
00:08:13
DeeBo
the challengers dude yeah you want to challengers with me
00:08:13
28dongslater
and i gotta ah Yeah, it's not great in public, Devin, obviously.
00:08:16
Steve-O
and and we do have to We do have to declare that we are talking about tennis players who get in three ways with Zendaya.
00:08:17
28dongslater
Yeah.
00:08:23
28dongslater
Yeah, of course. That's exactly what we're talking about.
00:08:24
DeeBo
attempt it three ways you know steve that's yeah i'm able to watch the film watch the kino that's not
00:08:24
Steve-O
Yeah. watched a film. I watched Sinners.
00:08:31
28dongslater
Oh, boy.
00:08:32
Steve-O
It's not Keno.
00:08:32
Jonny Ringo
Also,
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Steve-O
Oh, it's not Keno, Devin. Say that right now.
00:08:36
Jonny Ringo
yeah, say it's not keynote, Devin.
00:08:38
28dongslater
Yeah, come on.
00:08:38
DeeBo
No, I'm just saying it's like Challengers, Keno.
00:08:39
Jonny Ringo
and No, say it.
00:08:39
28dongslater
I'm out.
00:08:40
Jonny Ringo
Say it, Devin.
00:08:40
28dongslater
Put the hood on!
00:08:41
Jonny Ringo
Say it.
00:08:41
28dongslater
Put the hood on!
00:08:45
DeeBo
start fucking speaking in tongues like what's his name and in that movie.
00:08:48
Jonny Ringo
Oh, shit. All right. Well, I'm not buying any more tickets, but a seat opened up.
00:08:54
DeeBo
Oh, shit.
00:08:55
28dongslater
What?
00:08:56
Jonny Ringo
It's also in the front row.
00:08:56
28dongslater
Really?
00:08:58
DeeBo
Oh, Steve.
00:08:59
Steve-O
always a yeah I could kick my feet
00:09:00
DeeBo
Invite somebody.
00:09:05
DeeBo
Wait, oh...
00:09:05
Jonny Ringo
Devin, if you want to change, you can change. You have to drop another $24, though.
00:09:12
DeeBo
Or I could break my knees and get a good seat.
00:09:16
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, that's true.
00:09:16
DeeBo
Wheel my ass in there.
00:09:17
Jonny Ringo
They might not be... Is it that close to the screen or no?
00:09:19
DeeBo
No, no.
00:09:20
Jonny Ringo
It's not.
00:09:20
DeeBo
There's literally, it's like literally like 15, 20 feet away.
00:09:21
Jonny Ringo
Yeah. It's like... Yeah, you guys you guys will be fine.
00:09:24
DeeBo
It's just that Steve. Wait, Steve, where are you?
00:09:26
Jonny Ringo
You guys will be fine.
00:09:27
DeeBo
ah
00:09:27
Steve-O
I'm front row center.
00:09:27
Jonny Ringo
he's I think he's right on right under the of.
00:09:29
DeeBo
Oh, you're from Oh, dude. mean
00:09:30
Jonny Ringo
Right under the word of.
00:09:31
28dongslater
It's the best place to be if you're in the front row.
00:09:33
DeeBo
you Dude, I'm telling you, row C in IMAX, that's the spot. That's the spot.
00:09:39
Steve-O
That's a sweet spot.
00:09:39
28dongslater
That is true.
00:09:39
DeeBo
That's the sweet spot. i thought it was too so I thought it was too early. Not too early.
00:09:44
Jonny Ringo
Wait, can we can we get this out of the way? Devin, are you you are you showing up fucking at 7.30?
00:09:50
DeeBo
No, no, no. So, um no, I told Jenny I was just going to head straight head straight there.
00:09:51
Jonny Ringo
You're not fucking around this time? You're not being not playing the dangerous game?
00:09:58
DeeBo
I might, like, what time are you guys?
00:09:58
Jonny Ringo
Oh, shit.
00:09:59
DeeBo
Because if you guys are going to get there closer, I might just, I don't know.
00:10:02
Jonny Ringo
ah I'll probably get there at 6.30.
00:10:07
DeeBo
All right.
00:10:08
Jonny Ringo
So, I don't want to like... um Again, i'm like freaking I'm like being a freaky deaky about this, but
00:10:14
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:10:14
28dongslater
Oh, boy.
00:10:15
Jonny Ringo
i don't want I don't want to like eat anything beforehand from like a restaurant because I don't want to you know Could you imagine?
00:10:19
28dongslater
Oh.
00:10:21
Steve-O
You don't have to take a huge shit.
00:10:22
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, could you imagine if you got if you got a fucking diarrhea spell in the fucking middle of this movie?
00:10:27
DeeBo
just You know, just do it, dude.
00:10:29
Jonny Ringo
I might just... I might just fucking um much just yeah much as booty bump fucking Imodium right beforehand, to be honest.
00:10:30
28dongslater
Hey, you know, John, just take ammonium.
00:10:31
DeeBo
Still saying.
00:10:35
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:10:38
Jonny Ringo
Just block it in there with Imodium.
00:10:39
Steve-O
Constipated for the week, but it's worth it, baby.
00:10:41
Jonny Ringo
John, that's not how Imodium works. I don't care.
00:10:45
28dongslater
You can't booty. Maybe you are buty can.
00:10:46
Jonny Ringo
in my in my faith In my Buffy faith voice.
00:10:46
Steve-O
don't care.
00:10:49
Jonny Ringo
I don't care.
00:10:50
Steve-O
i don't care
00:10:50
DeeBo
I don't care. Wait.
00:10:53
Steve-O
booty bump on the booty.
00:10:53
Jonny Ringo
So yeah.
00:10:55
28dongslater
I'm going to smoke a lot of weed beforehand. I will tell everyone.
00:10:58
Jonny Ringo
What if you fucking fall asleep? course, if you fall asleep, dude...
00:11:00
28dongslater
I don't. John. John. John. john john
00:11:04
Jonny Ringo
If you Tim Lucas it...
00:11:05
28dongslater
and
00:11:05
Jonny Ringo
If you Tim Lucas-ness... Remember how Batman Begins?
00:11:08
28dongslater
i
00:11:08
DeeBo
way
00:11:08
28dongslater
me
00:11:10
Steve-O
Chris has never fallen asleep.
00:11:10
Jonny Ringo
When Tim was like... When...
00:11:11
Steve-O
Chris has never fallen asleep.
00:11:11
28dongslater
I have never, have never fallen asleep in a movie.
00:11:11
Jonny Ringo
when like When Tim said, man, they should have just made Ra's al Ghul Liam Neeson.
00:11:15
28dongslater
Never.
00:11:17
Steve-O
This would the worst.
00:11:17
28dongslater
Never.
00:11:18
Steve-O
worse
00:11:21
Jonny Ringo
They should have just dug it.
00:11:21
28dongslater
Guys.
00:11:21
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:11:21
Steve-O
And we all turned our head and we went, Jim, did you see the movie?
00:11:22
28dongslater
Dude. I took... took...
00:11:27
Jonny Ringo
hey
00:11:29
28dongslater
I took off work tomorrow for this.
00:11:30
Jonny Ringo
and Yeah, okay, you locked in.
00:11:32
28dongslater
Like, I am so dialed in.
00:11:33
Steve-O
Damn.
00:11:35
28dongslater
I'm going to the gym. I'm going to the gym so a more clear-headed, more just ready...
00:11:40
Jonny Ringo
Chris, hear me out.
00:11:41
28dongslater
to accept this.
00:11:42
Jonny Ringo
What if you injure... What if you fucking injure yourself at the gym?
00:11:44
Steve-O
Ooh.
00:11:45
28dongslater
No, no, no, no, I can't.
00:11:46
Steve-O
What if you pull your groin?
00:11:47
28dongslater
I'm doing... Nah, I'm doing chess. it's it's I'm in the clear. That shit is always solid.
00:11:52
Jonny Ringo
What if you drop... What if you drop the bar on your neck?
00:11:53
DeeBo
What you tear a peck, going to tear a peck.
00:11:53
28dongslater
Never.
00:11:54
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, what if you...
00:11:56
Steve-O
In the entire movie, you're like, oh, my neck.
00:11:58
Jonny Ringo
What if you tear...
00:11:59
DeeBo
yeah
00:12:00
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, what if you tear a pack, Chris?
00:12:00
28dongslater
pack! I'm not tearing my pack!
00:12:03
Jonny Ringo
What if you...
00:12:03
28dongslater
It's not gonna happen!
00:12:04
Steve-O
a Yeah, he's got the big bruise.
00:12:05
DeeBo
Chris, what if you tear a peck,
00:12:05
28dongslater
I'm not that wrestler whatever his name is.
00:12:07
Jonny Ringo
Chris, just take it easy. Just take it easy tomorrow, Chris, at the gym.
00:12:09
DeeBo
dude? Chris shows up looking like Cody Rhodes with his fucking big old purple titty.
00:12:10
Jonny Ringo
Don't go nuts. Don't go crazy.
00:12:12
28dongslater
Dude, I'm going to be – Cody Rhodes.
00:12:13
Jonny Ringo
Chris!
00:12:15
Steve-O
I'm sorry, Kevin, I think you mean guile.
00:12:17
DeeBo
Oh, yeah.
00:12:18
Jonny Ringo
Oh, no, please.
00:12:18
DeeBo
I do mean Kyle.
00:12:19
28dongslater
To think think that would stop me from seeing this too, nonsense.
00:12:19
Jonny Ringo
Can we not talk about that? Please?
00:12:21
DeeBo
Oh.
00:12:22
Jonny Ringo
about good things?
00:12:24
28dongslater
Like if I tore my pec, I would be in that theater.
00:12:26
DeeBo
yeah
00:12:28
28dongslater
would be sitting there like –
00:12:31
DeeBo
just going to take off his American Eagle jacket and just show off that big purple titty.
00:12:33
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
00:12:34
Steve-O
ah Oh, Chris, what the fuck happened?
00:12:37
28dongslater
It's cool. Let's watch this together.
00:12:39
DeeBo
know that I got to wrestle Seth Rollins.
00:12:39
Steve-O
Let's watch.
00:12:41
28dongslater
Just, I'm on someone's CBD. That's
00:12:43
Steve-O
Every time you move your hand up to eat a piece of popcorn, you hurt yourself.
00:12:43
Jonny Ringo
Alright, wait, wait. Can we we have to sacrifice we have to we have to um nominate somebody as tribute if an accident happens like Nosferatu.
00:12:49
28dongslater
all you hear.
00:12:56
Jonny Ringo
I'm just saying.
00:12:56
28dongslater
Goddamn, man. Don't jinx me like this. What the hell? Some voodoo you throw it on all of a sudden.
00:13:00
DeeBo
too
00:13:00
Jonny Ringo
it's gotta be It's gotta be Devin, right? Devin's gotta be the one to go to go up to complain.
00:13:04
DeeBo
Now, Galani has that dad energy, dude.
00:13:07
28dongslater
Oh yeah, I got this.
00:13:07
DeeBo
that He got shit done. Yeah.
00:13:09
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, but...
00:13:09
28dongslater
I will sacrifice myself for that because that's just...
00:13:11
DeeBo
yeah
00:13:12
Steve-O
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:13:12
28dongslater
I will not be able to sit...
00:13:13
Steve-O
What's the sacrifice?
00:13:13
Jonny Ringo
but you just make them you make them try You just make them start it over again, right?
00:13:14
28dongslater
I
00:13:17
Jonny Ringo
That's what it would be.
00:13:17
28dongslater
um i would demand it.
00:13:20
Jonny Ringo
Okay.
00:13:20
28dongslater
i would not move.
00:13:20
Steve-O
wrong um start to Go start the film over again.
00:13:21
Jonny Ringo
Because at least, at the very least, it's the only showing that day. It's not like there's showings after it that would it would run over.
00:13:26
DeeBo
yeah
00:13:27
28dongslater
And I gotta imagine that this is not as complicated as Nosferatu was as far as aspect ratios go.
00:13:31
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, it's not fucking, it's not actual, it's not Kino aspect ratio, fucking weirdo square format, 1.18 to 1.
00:13:38
28dongslater
I would... I really hope that this is... They're dialed in. they're This is everyday work for them.
00:13:45
Jonny Ringo
you
00:13:46
28dongslater
Simple.
00:13:46
DeeBo
Yeah,
00:13:47
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, this is like...
00:13:47
28dongslater
Like, they got the best guys.
00:13:48
Jonny Ringo
This is the day. Yeah, this is the day they gotta...
00:13:49
28dongslater
They got the best guys.
00:13:50
Steve-O
no No, dude.
00:13:51
Jonny Ringo
This is the day they gotta lock in.
00:13:52
28dongslater
Shut the fuck up, Steve!
00:13:52
Jonny Ringo
They gotta lock in today.
00:13:53
Steve-O
It's fucking Tuesday, man.
00:13:56
28dongslater
Oh, I know!
00:14:00
28dongslater
ah They got the old timer there. They got the old timer there.
00:14:03
Jonny Ringo
No, you see... now because my nightmare scenario...
00:14:04
DeeBo
now Chris is going to show up with his torn peck and start yelling at people.
00:14:05
28dongslater
I know it.
00:14:06
Steve-O
The old timer is there's 17 year old.
00:14:06
Jonny Ringo
Yo. Gross. My nightmare scenario is that, like... The guy that's running the fucking... the fucking projector or whatever is a fucking like sa scheming, sabotaging Snyder, bro.
00:14:22
Jonny Ringo
And he wants to ruin it for everybody. that's my That's what I'm thinking in my head right now.
00:14:25
28dongslater
Then they would flash a dick on the screen like in Fight Club.
00:14:28
Steve-O
Yeah, they just cut dicks into the film...................
00:14:28
28dongslater
He would cut dicks into it!
00:14:29
Jonny Ringo
I mean, i'll be I'll be okay with that.
00:14:33
DeeBo
listen john john three weeks ago john went to the gun store and bought himself a gun and so timeline wise he's gonna be able to get and just fucking do what needs to be done
00:14:33
28dongslater
Oh
00:14:39
Jonny Ringo
in case. Just in case. just in case
00:14:42
28dongslater
my god.
00:14:44
Jonny Ringo
Dude, that's what they're saying right now. They're saying hashtag guntrol but g u n n gun control, gun control.
00:14:48
28dongslater
oh
00:14:48
DeeBo
oh oh oh that's right because those
00:14:50
28dongslater
my
00:14:50
Jonny Ringo
Yeah. Yeah, because it's James Gunn.
00:14:53
DeeBo
All listen, i'll I'll take the hit by being the first guy to assault a Snyder bro who wants to ruin the movie.
00:15:00
28dongslater
Oh my God, Devin.
00:15:01
DeeBo
If that guy's like sitting there, like,
00:15:04
28dongslater
You're going for that guy.
00:15:04
Jonny Ringo
he just start He just starts playing Man of Steel. He just starts playing Man of Steel.
00:15:08
DeeBo
No, I'm just saying like some asshole in the theater himself.
00:15:08
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:15:08
Jonny Ringo
Actually, I would... i would I would respect that.
00:15:11
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:15:11
Jonny Ringo
If the guy went through those lengths to just show Man of Steel tonight to ruin it for everybody, out i would be like, respect.
00:15:15
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:15:19
Jonny Ringo
You kind of have to tip your cap at that point. and and then we And then we beat him up.
00:15:24
DeeBo
Yeah, that this guy was willing to just ruin his whole.
00:15:24
Jonny Ringo
And then we beat the guy off
00:15:24
Steve-O
but
00:15:27
Jonny Ringo
up. Yeah, ruin everything.
00:15:28
DeeBo
Just get fired. Yeah.
00:15:30
Jonny Ringo
Not even get fired, but let actually die that night.
00:15:33
DeeBo
I'm sorry.
00:15:33
Jonny Ringo
Like, that would be...
00:15:34
28dongslater
stomping on him like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas.
00:15:34
Jonny Ringo
You know? Oh, God. No. that Stopping on him like fucking American History X.
00:15:42
28dongslater
a
00:15:42
Jonny Ringo
Like that. Yeah.
00:15:44
28dongslater
Put him on the steps, the theater steps.
00:15:44
Jonny Ringo
That's what I'm talking about.
00:15:47
28dongslater
yeah
00:15:47
Jonny Ringo
oh God.
00:15:48
28dongslater
Boom!
00:15:49
Jonny Ringo
Curb stop him.
00:15:50
28dongslater
Theater curb stop.
00:15:51
DeeBo
Hell yeah.
00:15:52
28dongslater
And then I rip my shirt off and I got a giant Superman tattoo on my peck as the police show up.
00:15:52
DeeBo
Hell yeah, brother.
00:15:52
Jonny Ringo
Oh, man.
00:15:53
DeeBo
Hell yeah, brother.
00:15:58
DeeBo
you And you go, normally would show up, but I tore it, so it's all bloody.
00:15:58
Steve-O
I
00:16:00
Jonny Ringo
yeah Oh, man.
00:16:03
Steve-O
i tore it. Yeah, sorry.
00:16:04
DeeBo
you can't You can't see it.
00:16:06
Steve-O
It's by purple bruise.
00:16:09
Jonny Ringo
Because that's the other thing. At midnight tonight, the social media embargo lifts, and then I think at 3 p.m. tomorrow is when the embargo lifts for reviews.
00:16:20
28dongslater
3pm tomorrow.
00:16:20
DeeBo
but you
00:16:21
Jonny Ringo
so i was ah So I was talking to Devin little bit, and i was talking to Steve little bit before you guys got on. Do you think we'd be able to control ourselves and not look up what the scores say before the movie?
00:16:30
28dongslater
um I'm gonna look it up.
00:16:32
Steve-O
See, that's what I said.
00:16:32
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, that yeah. Steve was like, no, one of us will look it up. So we can't even try.
00:16:37
28dongslater
I'm going to look
00:16:37
Steve-O
Like it's curiosity.
00:16:37
DeeBo
I mean, one of us for sure. i think I could just walk in.
00:16:42
Jonny Ringo
you You think you could?
00:16:43
28dongslater
it up.
00:16:44
DeeBo
i think i could.
00:16:44
28dongslater
Nothing's going... Oh, I'm going.
00:16:46
Jonny Ringo
I don't think I could.
00:16:47
28dongslater
What were you going say?
00:16:47
Jonny Ringo
i don't think I could.
00:16:47
DeeBo
But here's the thing. If one of you guys breaks, I'll definitely break. But if we all just agreed.
00:16:52
Jonny Ringo
Chris already just said that he he's gonna...
00:16:52
DeeBo
Fuck.
00:16:54
28dongslater
I'm out.
00:16:54
Jonny Ringo
be Yeah, like he's not even gonna try.
00:16:55
Steve-O
correct
00:16:55
28dongslater
I'm Kramer in this scenario.
00:16:57
Jonny Ringo
Chris isn't even gonna fucking a try.
00:16:58
DeeBo
All right.
00:16:58
28dongslater
Put my damn money down.
00:16:59
Jonny Ringo
so Yeah.
00:16:59
28dongslater
I'm out!
00:17:02
DeeBo
I'll be honest, I think also part of me is like, I don't even need to because I just know John's going to immediately send me this the score.
00:17:09
Jonny Ringo
John's immediately gonna kill himself.
00:17:10
DeeBo
Yeah, I'm going to wake up to a score and if it's a if it's under 75, it's going to fucking end his life.
00:17:13
Jonny Ringo
You know, wake up 60%, 60%, you'll never hear from me again. Like you try, you try to call me and the, and the phone number, the phone line's dead.
00:17:18
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:17:23
Jonny Ringo
Like it's not a phone. It's not an actual phone number anymore.
00:17:24
DeeBo
Yeah. Well, so John, i don't know if you told them, but you were...
00:17:27
Jonny Ringo
I'm breaking bad myself.
00:17:29
DeeBo
you were telling me like some guy, um, vanity fair, whatever, basically alluded that the movie heads of state was better than Superman. And then I looked up the, this, I looked up the review and I said, you know, John, obviously the most important rating is the, the one you give to the movie.
00:17:41
Jonny Ringo
You look up that review.
00:17:50
DeeBo
But i was like, but if it is this, and I sent the link to the heads of state, Rotten Tomato, i was like, you know, would you be happy with it? And just so you know, the heads of state is a 67 with a 77.
00:18:04
Jonny Ringo
No, it's actually it's actually interesting because I think the the two the two negative reviewers that broke the embargo are actually rage baiting to get clicks.
00:18:04
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:18:11
DeeBo
yeah
00:18:13
Jonny Ringo
I really do.
00:18:13
DeeBo
I mean, yeah, sure.
00:18:14
Jonny Ringo
because Because everybody up to this point was just saying how good it how good it was or how good it looks or whatever. There's just been endless positivity about it.
00:18:20
DeeBo
But it is just one of those things where, John, if you wake up and it's and it's like a 67,
00:18:28
Jonny Ringo
Dude, i my stomach would sink into my ball sack and I don't know what I would do.
00:18:28
DeeBo
You would just...
00:18:33
DeeBo
You'd be like, this is worth worse than the election, you'd say.
00:18:33
28dongslater
i'm um
00:18:35
28dongslater
My realistic, ah my optimistic is 90. My realistic is 85.
00:18:41
Jonny Ringo
I think if it's at 85, that's fucking clear as hell.
00:18:43
28dongslater
Yeah.
00:18:44
Jonny Ringo
Clear as day W.
00:18:45
28dongslater
That's where I'm at right now.
00:18:46
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:18:46
Steve-O
Would that be the best Superman if it was an 85?
00:18:47
Jonny Ringo
because
00:18:48
Steve-O
Well,
00:18:49
28dongslater
two
00:18:50
Jonny Ringo
i think i think the for I think the first two are pretty high.
00:18:50
28dongslater
What?
00:18:50
DeeBo
I bet...
00:18:54
Jonny Ringo
Let me let me see. Let me look it up.
00:18:55
DeeBo
um but
00:18:55
Steve-O
I just mean in general and like our opinions, like.
00:18:55
28dongslater
the...
00:18:58
Jonny Ringo
Superman the Movies, 90. Batman vs. Superman Dawn of Justice, 28%.
00:19:03
DeeBo
yeah yeah
00:19:05
Jonny Ringo
Superman Returns, 73. Superman 2, 88. Superman 3, 29.
00:19:10
28dongslater
i think I think Superman 2 good that's a good area.
00:19:11
Jonny Ringo
Superman 4, 14.
00:19:14
28dongslater
That's where we're going to see it.
00:19:16
DeeBo
Wait, Superman 2 is a what?
00:19:16
Jonny Ringo
No, I think Superman 2 is 88. No, I think it's whatever...
00:19:19
28dongslater
Like 88, that area, think you're going to get that with Superman.
00:19:23
Jonny Ringo
Because, like, whatever Guardians and the Suicide Squad was, if we get around that, I think we're we're in good shape.
00:19:23
28dongslater
Somewhere in there.
00:19:29
Jonny Ringo
So, the Suicide Squad...
00:19:29
Steve-O
What were they?
00:19:31
Jonny Ringo
The Suicide Squad was 90. 90. Which is like ah mayor a miracle.
00:19:35
Steve-O
Superman levels.
00:19:37
28dongslater
Suicide Squad?
00:19:37
Jonny Ringo
Are you fucking serious?
00:19:38
28dongslater
The Suicide Squad? Goddamn.
00:19:40
Steve-O
The the but James Gunn one.
00:19:41
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
00:19:42
28dongslater
Yeah, I know, but like I thought a lot more people didn't like that movie.
00:19:43
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, the James Gunn one. Yeah.
00:19:45
Steve-O
thats I think it's people didn't see that movie.
00:19:46
Jonny Ringo
Dude, I really liked
00:19:47
28dongslater
mean, I like get
00:19:48
DeeBo
It bombed, yeah.
00:19:48
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, maybe.
00:19:50
28dongslater
I loved it, but like I thought a lot of people didn't like it.
00:19:52
Jonny Ringo
Alright, so Guardians 1, 92. Guardians 2, 85. Guardians 3, 82. If we get in the Guardians range, I think it's going to make a billion dollars.
00:20:01
28dongslater
Yeah.
00:20:02
Steve-O
what's a What's the highest rated Guardians?
00:20:02
Jonny Ringo
I really do.
00:20:05
Jonny Ringo
first one, 92.
00:20:06
Steve-O
First one? Okay.
00:20:07
28dongslater
Wow.
00:20:07
Jonny Ringo
And I don't even know.
00:20:07
28dongslater
Wow.
00:20:10
Jonny Ringo
I go back and forth between you know between two and three on those being the best.
00:20:13
28dongslater
Yeah, I agree.
00:20:13
Steve-O
I'm thinking three might be my favorite.
00:20:15
28dongslater
Three three is the best.
00:20:16
Jonny Ringo
i think three I think three might be the best one.
00:20:16
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:20:18
28dongslater
Three is the best.
00:20:18
DeeBo
I've only watched three once because it's ah it's a hard watch.
00:20:19
Jonny Ringo
But did you did you also... you hear about Did you hear about the the scene that was taken out of Superman?
00:20:22
Steve-O
It's hard to watch.
00:20:25
Jonny Ringo
There was a scene where...
00:20:26
28dongslater
Yes, I did. i know exactly what scene it is.
00:20:28
Jonny Ringo
There was a scene... yeah there was a scene where i don't know who it was, but there was a scene where... Oh, it was Ultraman. They were saying there was a scene where Ultraman punches Crypto in the face and they took it out because it got it got a lot of bad.
00:20:38
Steve-O
No.
00:20:40
28dongslater
Did not test well.
00:20:41
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, it didn't test well.
00:20:42
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:20:44
Jonny Ringo
So now a lot of people are saying now people are saying it's soft because they've taken that shit out.
00:20:47
28dongslater
I don't know. I, I'm all about, I like some aspects of test audiences, like as much as.
00:20:54
Jonny Ringo
i don't know if i I don't know if I would like seeing a dog getting punched in the face, though, to be honest.
00:20:57
Steve-O
You don't want John Wick Superman
00:20:57
28dongslater
Exactly.
00:20:58
DeeBo
I mean, depends, right? It kind of depends. Like, if it's just kind of like a quick thing, but if they, like, really, like, make it a big deal that he punches the dog and it's like...
00:21:05
Jonny Ringo
But if he...
00:21:06
Steve-O
if he punches him dead.
00:21:06
Jonny Ringo
No, it'd be... If it's Ultraman, if it's Ultraman, and it's like Superman punching Crypto, and it would definitely hurt him.
00:21:10
DeeBo
Yeah, but it's crypto.
00:21:14
DeeBo
He's fine.
00:21:14
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, but Superman and Crypto...
00:21:14
28dongslater
me me thinks that there's,
00:21:17
Jonny Ringo
Oh, yeah, you know what? chris Chris, why don't you punch your dog right now? It's fine.
00:21:20
28dongslater
yeah me Me thinks it goes a little deeper.
00:21:20
Jonny Ringo
It's okay.
00:21:20
Steve-O
Wait.
00:21:21
Jonny Ringo
It's okay.
00:21:22
28dongslater
Me thinks it goes a little deeper.
00:21:23
Steve-O
Hold on.
00:21:24
28dongslater
i think. I think there's more to it.
00:21:26
Steve-O
Ultraman punches crypto. Superman snaps Ultraman's neck.
00:21:31
Jonny Ringo
yeah
00:21:31
Steve-O
How is that justified? Is there is there a justification there?
00:21:34
28dongslater
Yeah, I would.
00:21:34
Jonny Ringo
now No, no, no, no, no.
00:21:35
Steve-O
The man punches your dog.
00:21:35
28dongslater
I would. I'd do it.
00:21:36
Jonny Ringo
I don't think so.
00:21:38
28dongslater
I would do it.
00:21:39
Steve-O
i think you're allowed to.
00:21:40
Jonny Ringo
Well, technically, technically it's not his dog.
00:21:40
28dongslater
Easy.
00:21:42
Jonny Ringo
I think it's Supergirl's dog.
00:21:42
DeeBo
You're allowed a lot of murder.
00:21:42
28dongslater
Game over.
00:21:43
Steve-O
so I'm sorry.
00:21:44
28dongslater
Easy. Game over.
00:21:44
Steve-O
He's just dog watching. He's just dog watching.
00:21:45
DeeBo
You're one murder.
00:21:46
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, I think he's just dog dog sitting. Yeah, I think he is dog sitting.
00:21:48
28dongslater
Alright, my theory that this scene has a little bit more weight um in the context of what Ultraman really is, and I think it's bizarro, and I think it looks weird and it looks bad to have Superman punching his own dog.
00:21:55
Jonny Ringo
He chokes Crypto out.
00:22:07
28dongslater
Like the actual actor that is Superman.
00:22:07
Jonny Ringo
Yeah. oh fit Oh, if it's if it's if it's David Cornswet punching James Gunn's dog Ozu in the face, yeah, it's pretty bad.
00:22:12
28dongslater
Yeah, i think I think that's why it was cut.
00:22:16
Steve-O
yeah
00:22:16
28dongslater
Yeah, 100%. hundred percent
00:22:17
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:22:18
Jonny Ringo
Yeah,
00:22:19
28dongslater
that that if it if it's that If it's what I'm thinking, like that, I would understand being cut. Like, I get it. Kids won't like that. Kids will react not well to that.
00:22:27
Jonny Ringo
yeah that I mean, i think i think seeing a being as powerful as Superman punch Krypto would be pretty bad, I think, too.
00:22:34
28dongslater
Yeah.
00:22:35
Steve-O
We've had moments like that in our childhood, though.
00:22:36
Jonny Ringo
like At least slap them. Slap them away. Slap them away.
00:22:39
28dongslater
What, you punched dog?
00:22:39
Jonny Ringo
You know?
00:22:40
Steve-O
No, no, where we watch movies where like... yeah What was that? was that um ah
00:22:46
Jonny Ringo
Audience 3?
00:22:46
Steve-O
Not Far Away Home.
00:22:47
Jonny Ringo
Far away.
00:22:48
Steve-O
What's the one with all the dogs and the cat?
00:22:51
28dongslater
Oh, uh...
00:22:51
DeeBo
Homeward bound?
00:22:52
Steve-O
Homeward Bound. Thank you.
00:22:53
DeeBo
Far away home. Pretty close.
00:22:55
Steve-O
ah That's what's the geese movie.
00:22:56
Jonny Ringo
Far away.
00:22:57
Steve-O
um
00:22:58
Jonny Ringo
ah
00:22:58
Steve-O
But Homeward Bound, you know, at the end of that movie, they fight that that jaguar and that jaguar really takes that old dog out.
00:23:04
28dongslater
Steve?
00:23:04
Jonny Ringo
That's different.
00:23:04
28dongslater
Steve, that's different.
00:23:05
Jonny Ringo
That's different.
00:23:06
28dongslater
Steve, that's different.
00:23:06
Jonny Ringo
That's way different. That's animal versus animal.
00:23:07
28dongslater
That's an animal. Thank you, John. Thank you.
00:23:09
Steve-O
ah Well, what if Ultraman's like...
00:23:10
28dongslater
Way different.
00:23:10
Jonny Ringo
That's different.
00:23:12
28dongslater
An animal?
00:23:12
Jonny Ringo
what if What if he's just, what if he's just, you know, what if he's just king?
00:23:13
Steve-O
A dog man.
00:23:13
28dongslater
It's big cat!
00:23:14
Steve-O
What if it's just a big dog man? Yeah.
00:23:16
28dongslater
It's a big dog, man!
00:23:17
Jonny Ringo
What if he's just king from Tekken?
00:23:17
Steve-O
but
00:23:20
Jonny Ringo
He just, he takes his mask off. He's got a tiger face. is Is it okay if he punches with his human hands?
00:23:26
Steve-O
No, i'm just trying to think.
00:23:27
Jonny Ringo
I don't know.
00:23:28
Steve-O
Because like as a kid, like when something would happen to a pet in a movie, you'd be like, oh if you just show the pet okay and get up, you're like, thank God. Go whoop his ass.
00:23:38
28dongslater
I think getting punched by Ultraman though probably like it wouldn't I think it's I think it's probably more violent than worth we're thinking you know
00:23:43
Jonny Ringo
like it this Yeah, it's literally like... Yeah.
00:23:47
Steve-O
That's true.
00:23:47
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, it had to be. It had to be.
00:23:50
28dongslater
Because it it had to be substantial enough to be like, oh, that's...
00:23:53
Jonny Ringo
it's it was probably like Ultraman holding the dog down and punching it in the face in the ground, which is pretty fucking rough.
00:23:58
Steve-O
Oh, that's messed up.
00:23:58
28dongslater
Maybe. I'm just inflating it. Oh my god.
00:24:03
Jonny Ringo
I know, but it had to have been it had to have been bad.
00:24:03
DeeBo
it's probably It's probably as bad as that scene in I Am Legend where he just chokes the dog to death.
00:24:07
28dongslater
oh oh
00:24:07
Jonny Ringo
had to have been bad.
00:24:09
Steve-O
It's that scene in Anchorman where Black punts the dog.
00:24:09
Jonny Ringo
Oh, when he chokes dog...
00:24:11
DeeBo
Yeah, it is.
00:24:12
Jonny Ringo
Oh, where Jack Black punts a version of the dog?
00:24:15
DeeBo
Yeah, you know, it's like, that's funny. That's acceptable. I think they're just soft. Fucking soft.
00:24:22
28dongslater
You think they're soft? You think they're soft.
00:24:24
DeeBo
S-A-W-A-T, soft.
00:24:25
Jonny Ringo
I think the fact that, because you guys saw that scene in The Office already, right? Where Superman goes into the office.
00:24:31
28dongslater
I didn't know that. No.
00:24:32
DeeBo
No. no
00:24:33
Jonny Ringo
Oh, never mind.
00:24:33
28dongslater
That's the one, the only one I haven't seen. I've seen, well, I've seen one.
00:24:36
Jonny Ringo
Did you see the leaked opening scene of where it's just the brutalists?
00:24:40
28dongslater
Yeah,
00:24:43
Jonny Ringo
I don't even know.
00:24:44
28dongslater
that's about right.
00:24:44
Jonny Ringo
Why did I click on that? The fact that I clicked on that makes is it means I'm chronically online.
00:24:48
28dongslater
It's a great fucking scene, man.
00:24:49
Jonny Ringo
I'm sick. No, no, no.
00:24:50
28dongslater
It's a really good scene.
00:24:51
Jonny Ringo
But the fact that I clicked on it thinking it was actually the leaked opening scene of Superman and watching it on my fucking phone like a hobo. Like, I think that's means I'm like a sick person, know?
00:25:02
28dongslater
I think you're you're in the same boat as me, John, where nothing can really spoil this per se. Like, I'm still going take my own opinion and criticism and and absorb it without even reading a few scenes or reading a few things. Like, it's not going to It's not going make or break this movie for me.
00:25:20
28dongslater
You know, learning a few different things.
00:25:20
Jonny Ringo
Uh-oh, there's a... I'm reading...
00:25:22
28dongslater
That's me, personally.
00:25:23
Jonny Ringo
This is breaking news. This is breaking news. There's two post-credits scenes.
00:25:27
Steve-O
oh
00:25:27
Jonny Ringo
So...
00:25:28
28dongslater
Two post-credits.
00:25:29
Jonny Ringo
Keep that mind tomorrow. We're not moving after they roll credits.
00:25:33
28dongslater
So there's one after the movie and then one after the credits is what I'm thinking.
00:25:34
Jonny Ringo
Don't move.
00:25:36
Jonny Ringo
Maybe, I'm assuming. Yeah. Or maybe it's like, you know, the fucking mid-credits and then at the end.
00:25:42
Steve-O
The stylistic credits.
00:25:45
28dongslater
Oh yeah, that's right.
00:25:45
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
00:25:46
Steve-O
Then they show a scene. Real credits.
00:25:47
28dongslater
Yeah.
00:25:49
Steve-O
Real end credit.
00:25:51
28dongslater
Then more credits. Then another scene. Then credits.
00:25:54
Steve-O
And then trailers...
00:25:54
28dongslater
Then another scene. Then trailers again.
00:25:56
Jonny Ringo
Dude, all these, uh...
00:25:57
28dongslater
Ads again. Credits. Another scene.
00:26:00
Jonny Ringo
All these interviews with David Cornswet and Rachel Brosnahan make me think that they're that they have to be fucking each other. Because they're just, like... They're just so, like...
00:26:09
28dongslater
That's acting, baby.
00:26:09
DeeBo
The two in sync?
00:26:09
Jonny Ringo
yuki de It seems like they're so, like, in love with each other when they talk to each other.
00:26:10
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:26:13
DeeBo
So you're about to hear about a David Cornswit divorce within a year?
00:26:14
Jonny Ringo
It's crazy.
00:26:17
Jonny Ringo
No... Well, that's... that's it People were like, well, don't forget all the rumors that were going around that Robert Pattinson and, uh,
00:26:25
DeeBo
Catwoman.
00:26:25
Jonny Ringo
and And Zoe Kravitz, we're we're fucking we're fucking each other on the Batmobile.
00:26:26
DeeBo
He impregnated her.
00:26:27
Steve-O
yeah
00:26:29
Steve-O
on the Batmobile.
00:26:30
28dongslater
Well, Steve, Steve, you watched you watched the rehearsal this year, the second season, and we got to see a bunch of actors making out with other actors while their significant others watched.
00:26:34
Steve-O
I did.
00:26:34
Jonny Ringo
ah
00:26:35
Steve-O
Yes.
00:26:41
Steve-O
Just watched.
00:26:42
DeeBo
Oh, God.
00:26:43
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:26:43
28dongslater
Which was the weirdest fucking...
00:26:45
DeeBo
That's rough, dude.
00:26:46
Steve-O
And they were like totally fine with it because they were acting.
00:26:46
DeeBo
No way. Does
00:26:48
28dongslater
They're like, oh, cool. Yeah, this is a really interesting scene.
00:26:51
DeeBo
that work? Yeah.
00:26:55
28dongslater
You would interview each of them.
00:26:58
Steve-O
like How does this make you feel? And it's like she's doing a really good job.
00:27:04
28dongslater
What a lovely these show. Oh my. um um So Superman excitement aside guys. um What would you do this week? What everybody do?
00:27:18
Steve-O
Finally saw ah sinners.
00:27:18
DeeBo
I, uh,
00:27:20
28dongslater
Sin. There
00:27:20
Steve-O
I finally saw sinners and it was excellent.
00:27:21
Jonny Ringo
Sinners, sinners.
00:27:24
Steve-O
Y'all were right. I, you know,
00:27:26
28dongslater
you go, bro. How did you like that?
00:27:28
Jonny Ringo
Do you wish Smoke and Stack were real?
00:27:28
28dongslater
That one scene.
00:27:31
Jonny Ringo
Do you wish they were real twins?
00:27:31
Steve-O
I do. In fact,
00:27:33
DeeBo
yeah. Do you wish no vampires attacked and they just got to hang out?
00:27:36
Steve-O
and there is a universe.
00:27:37
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, I do.
00:27:38
Steve-O
You know, to be fair, that is the thing that where I'd watch movies as a kid, there was always that part of me that was like, I wish the bad guy never showed up.
00:27:39
Jonny Ringo
I wish that too.
Movie Reviews and Reactions
00:27:45
Steve-O
I wish they just had nice thought.
00:27:45
28dongslater
Yeah, dude.
00:27:46
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
00:27:46
DeeBo
I'll be honest, not literally one.
00:27:48
Steve-O
but
00:27:48
DeeBo
They're just like gearing up to have the party. I'm like, man, it's...
00:27:52
28dongslater
This is great.
00:27:54
Jonny Ringo
did you Did you watch the post-credits scene?
00:27:55
DeeBo
but I loved it, but I was just bums.
00:27:56
Steve-O
Yes. Oh, my God.
00:27:57
28dongslater
Yeah.
00:27:57
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:27:57
Steve-O
I love that.
00:27:59
Jonny Ringo
Oh, dude. Do you love that Coogee sweater?
00:27:59
Steve-O
Oh, so good.
00:28:01
Jonny Ringo
ah per i didn't I forgot what it There's actual meaning behind that sweater that he wears, too.
00:28:06
DeeBo
I'm sure there is.
00:28:06
Jonny Ringo
I forgot what it was.
00:28:07
28dongslater
Steve, the greatest scene in the movie is the the musical throughout history scene where they're
00:28:08
Jonny Ringo
There's like a...
00:28:12
Jonny Ringo
Yes.
00:28:13
Steve-O
Oh my God.
00:28:14
DeeBo
don't
00:28:14
Steve-O
Yeah. Like I was so unprepared for that.
00:28:14
28dongslater
moving through.
00:28:17
Steve-O
I was like, what?
00:28:18
28dongslater
That was something.
00:28:19
Jonny Ringo
The world was unprepared for it.
00:28:19
Steve-O
you
00:28:20
Jonny Ringo
Unprepared.
00:28:20
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:22
Steve-O
And you know what, Chris?
00:28:23
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:28:23
Steve-O
Funny enough.
00:28:24
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, what's wrong, Devin? Why you sound so mad, Devin?
00:28:25
DeeBo
and Nothing.
00:28:26
Jonny Ringo
You don't like that scene?
00:28:26
DeeBo
them I love that scene.
00:28:27
Jonny Ringo
What's wrong?
00:28:28
Steve-O
chris Devin's favorite scene was all the Irish folk dance scenes.
00:28:29
Jonny Ringo
What's wrong, Devin?
00:28:32
Jonny Ringo
I mean, that scene's godlike, too.
00:28:32
DeeBo
Honestly, that's a
00:28:33
Jonny Ringo
That scene's godlike, too, though.
00:28:34
Steve-O
That is.
00:28:34
28dongslater
They're good, too.
00:28:34
DeeBo
thing
00:28:34
Steve-O
That is.
00:28:35
DeeBo
yeah
00:28:36
Jonny Ringo
That scene is amazing.
00:28:38
DeeBo
but
00:28:38
Steve-O
um But that movie was awesome. And Chris, you were right. It's weirdly connectable to K-pop demon hunters.
00:28:45
28dongslater
Yeah, dude.
00:28:46
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:28:46
28dongslater
It's got a lot of the same DNA, to say the least.
00:28:48
Steve-O
um Another DNA, I would say, would be ah from Dusk Till Dawn. Like, big from Dusk Till Dawn energy.
00:28:52
28dongslater
Yeah.
00:28:53
DeeBo
Oh, for sure.
00:28:53
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
00:28:53
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
00:28:54
28dongslater
ah Assault. ah Assault on Precinct 13. A lot of
00:28:57
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:28:57
DeeBo
Were you... Steve, I don't know if you remember the trailers or not, but I was sitting there on my fucking hands.
00:29:01
Jonny Ringo
movie was so good, dude.
00:29:06
DeeBo
is I was like, when's this Tommy Gun gonna show up? Because I very we specifically remember Tommy Gun.
00:29:09
Jonny Ringo
yeah yeah Because isn' it was in the trailer where he's walking around with a Tommy gun.
00:29:13
Steve-O
You thought you got Rogue One
00:29:14
DeeBo
Yeah, that's like the first teaser or whatever. And I was like, where is this goddamn thing?
00:29:18
Jonny Ringo
ah you got You thought you got The Last of Us where they put Joel in there
00:29:21
DeeBo
I did, dude.
00:29:24
28dongslater
and it's weird you know the vampire the main vampire he had not necessarily a compelling argument but i i empathized a little bit with him because all he wanted to see his people again like he that's was the only way because he's seen you know we see in the movie connects throughout time and you can see through the future in the past like he missed
00:29:24
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:29:33
DeeBo
Yeah, so let's do i go home, dude.
00:29:34
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, he's just not... He's not flat-out evil. Like... Yeah, dude.
00:29:46
Jonny Ringo
And there are people out there that ah that think that this movie... Even people that watch it think that it's just, like, white vampires are racist and and they're trying to kill black people. And that's the whole plot of the movie.
00:29:56
DeeBo
and he's so and Yeah, that's the thing.
00:29:57
Jonny Ringo
But it's definitely...
00:29:58
DeeBo
He's like super not racist.
00:29:59
Jonny Ringo
It's definitely not that at all.
00:30:00
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:30:01
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, not even close.
00:30:01
28dongslater
That's the top layer, but there's way more going on. Like there's much more because they're using that to get what they want.
00:30:08
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
00:30:09
28dongslater
But in reality, what they really want or what he wants, because they're all like a hive mind, is just to connect with his past again because he doesn't remember being, you know, a human.
00:30:21
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
00:30:22
28dongslater
It's cool. And then the KKK shows up and they're the monsters, you know, yeah and they get blown away.
00:30:23
Jonny Ringo
It's so cool. And that's the real evil.
00:30:25
Steve-O
Yes.
00:30:26
Jonny Ringo
That's the real evil.
00:30:29
Steve-O
That scene rocked.
00:30:31
28dongslater
Yeah, dude. Mm-hmm.
00:30:32
Jonny Ringo
So good. It's such a good payoff. Because like, yeah, again, you're kind of just like, You kind of reminded like, okay. So there is evil here and this is the actual evil.
00:30:40
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:30:41
Steve-O
yeah Yeah.
00:30:43
Jonny Ringo
So.
00:30:43
Steve-O
but ah the I mean, sports big spoilers for this movie. um
00:30:47
Jonny Ringo
and We can talk about now. You finally watched it, Steve.
00:30:48
Steve-O
We can. We can. ah It is on HBO Max, so you know you can just watch it easily if you have it.
00:30:52
Jonny Ringo
I should probably watch it again. Yeah, should probably just watch it again.
00:30:54
Steve-O
um But like you were saying, yeah, like like the main vampire guy was like, you know, I walked up on these people's doorstep and, you know, like he because he like turned to them, he found out like everything that was in their head.
00:31:06
Steve-O
And like he was like, yeah, they you know, they're members of the clan and they were going to come and like kill you guys because like the guy who sold you this place was like the leader of the.
00:31:13
DeeBo
he said, I'm doing you a favor, dude.
00:31:13
Jonny Ringo
is is a grand wizard. Yeah.
00:31:15
Steve-O
Yeah. And like you.
00:31:16
Jonny Ringo
Hogwood is his name.
00:31:18
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:31:18
Jonny Ringo
What a fucking, what a name. Hogwood.
00:31:21
28dongslater
Man, imagine getting that casting call. Like, being the KKK.
00:31:25
DeeBo
Hogwood.
00:31:25
Jonny Ringo
I mean,
00:31:25
Steve-O
ah
00:31:26
28dongslater
Like, having this set being like, oh, yeah right I get lines? That's great.
00:31:32
Jonny Ringo
Well, it's like Calvin Candy, right?
00:31:33
28dongslater
Oh.
00:31:35
Jonny Ringo
Like, imagine being that guy.
00:31:38
28dongslater
It's rough. It must be really hard as an actor.
00:31:41
Steve-O
You're like, you want me to say these lines?
00:31:44
28dongslater
Yeah. Yeah. It's just, yeah, it's rough showing up to set knowing that you're
00:31:49
Steve-O
You are going to get blown away with Tommy gun immediately.
00:31:52
28dongslater
unnamed KKK member scene.
00:31:55
DeeBo
Acting's acting. God damn it.
00:31:57
28dongslater
That's a hard one to get up in the morning for.
00:31:57
Jonny Ringo
ah Steve, did they...
00:31:59
DeeBo
actings acting
00:31:59
28dongslater
Yeah.
00:32:00
DeeBo
i yeah
00:32:01
28dongslater
yeah
00:32:01
Jonny Ringo
This might be a weird question, but did they ah switch up the aspect ratios like during the movie and the on the HBO Max version?
00:32:08
Steve-O
you um There was a couple scenes where it it switched up.
00:32:13
Jonny Ringo
and so Okay, that's cool that they do that.
00:32:13
Steve-O
um Yeah.
00:32:15
Jonny Ringo
Okay, that's cool.
00:32:16
Steve-O
And, you know,
00:32:17
Jonny Ringo
cause therere Because there were actual scenes filmed with the IMAX camera, and then there were some scenes that weren't, so...
00:32:23
Steve-O
I thought so, because when I was watching it, it gave me um and this gonna sound weird. It gave me flashbacks to when I used to watch early DVD movies like on my old on my old TV where it just gave you that that like little tiny bar across your screen.
00:32:34
Jonny Ringo
where it just filled out full.
00:32:42
Steve-O
And I was like, I was a little nostalgic. I was like, damn, this feels like when I used to watch real movies.
00:32:46
Jonny Ringo
Wait, so the the bars, instead of coming up top and bottom, they come up on the sides, I guess, when they were when they changed to the IMAX.
00:32:47
28dongslater
Yeah.
00:32:51
Steve-O
Yes, yes. It is. Mm-hmm.
00:32:53
28dongslater
I think any time they cut to them driving through the cotton fields in the daytime is like, it's just some of the most gorgeous scenes I've seen in a long time.
00:32:53
Jonny Ringo
Oh, that's so cool.
00:33:00
Steve-O
it is
00:33:01
Jonny Ringo
No, the fucking, the the one scene I can, the one scene that lives rent free in my head is when Remick is running to the KKK house. When he's like, when is the smoke's coming off his, like, the colors in that and that scene are, like, so fucking insane.
00:33:08
28dongslater
o Yeah, I like that. Yeah.
00:33:15
Jonny Ringo
Because it's like golden hour.
00:33:15
28dongslater
It's like the sun is, it's golden hour sun's coming right down on the horizon.
00:33:19
Jonny Ringo
It's so beautiful.
00:33:20
28dongslater
it's like red, purple, and yellow, and it's just glowing.
00:33:20
Jonny Ringo
Like, and then he's just, like, he's just stumbling, running his backs on fire. Like, it's so cool, dude.
00:33:27
Steve-O
Oh.
00:33:27
DeeBo
I think we need to ask Steve the important question, though.
00:33:28
Jonny Ringo
Oh, man.
00:33:30
DeeBo
Who's the bigger freak, smoke or stack?
00:33:32
Jonny Ringo
Oh, yeah. who Yeah. Who's freakier?
00:33:33
Steve-O
Oh.
00:33:34
Jonny Ringo
Who's freakier?
00:33:34
28dongslater
e
00:33:35
Jonny Ringo
Who's freakier?
00:33:35
28dongslater
It's stacked.
00:33:36
Steve-O
Oh.
00:33:38
Jonny Ringo
I think it might be smoke.
00:33:38
Steve-O
it it
00:33:40
Jonny Ringo
I don't know, dude.
00:33:40
28dongslater
oh I'm going stacked.
00:33:41
DeeBo
I mean, smoke likes getting choked, stack likes drinking spit, you know?
00:33:44
Jonny Ringo
He likes getting choked, dude.
00:33:46
28dongslater
He drinks spit. that's I think this is another.
00:33:48
Jonny Ringo
But that's not he didn't.
00:33:49
DeeBo
but it's But it's Haley Steinfeld's spit.
00:33:49
28dongslater
That
00:33:51
Steve-O
ah
00:33:53
Jonny Ringo
yeah it's different. Well, that's different.
00:33:54
DeeBo
ah
00:33:55
Jonny Ringo
Well, that's different.
00:33:55
DeeBo
Oh, that was dimmering, yeah. He's the bigger freak, Steve.
00:33:59
Steve-O
Ooh.
00:34:01
28dongslater
He's a vampire now. He loves it.
00:34:02
Jonny Ringo
I love Smokin' Snack.
00:34:03
Steve-O
Yeah, but he's so sick as a vampire at the end.
00:34:06
28dongslater
I know.
00:34:07
Steve-O
Like the post-credits scene.
00:34:08
Jonny Ringo
He's awesome, dude.
00:34:09
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:34:09
Jonny Ringo
i want I want to see more of that, dude. I want to see him fucking tear dudes up
00:34:11
Steve-O
a
00:34:13
28dongslater
He's debaucherous, man.
00:34:14
Steve-O
I know this is a jump into kind of the news, but I saw that that thing that said that that the costumes from this were apparently from a marvel an unused Marvel production, a.k.a.
00:34:22
Jonny Ringo
up. ah bought them
00:34:25
Steve-O
Blade.
00:34:25
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, that's what people were saying.
00:34:27
Steve-O
Was Blade going to take place in the fucking 30s?
00:34:27
28dongslater
I
00:34:30
Steve-O
That would have been sick.
00:34:31
28dongslater
know that would have been amazing.
00:34:31
DeeBo
I think at some point, yeah.
00:34:34
28dongslater
And you know what this is? This falls in the, in the same camp as a district nine. Do we all remember district nine?
00:34:40
Steve-O
With the Halo guns, right?
00:34:40
Jonny Ringo
Oh wow.
00:34:41
28dongslater
They use the, the halo guns that from the failed Ridley Scott halo movie that was supposed to come out. Um, Yeah, they had all the all the costumes and guns for that.
00:34:51
Jonny Ringo
Interesting.
00:34:53
28dongslater
So two failed IPs that made something way better.
00:34:57
Steve-O
Yes, 100%.
00:34:57
28dongslater
ah Original and lovely and like, fuck those other movies.
00:34:57
Steve-O
Yeah. Right.
00:35:03
28dongslater
I'm sorry. Fuck Blade. Like, we got something better. but did.
00:35:06
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, this is like, yeah, because like, people are like, oh yeah, let's just give Ryan Coogler Blade.
00:35:06
28dongslater
Did a Blade fucking remake? Come on.
00:35:10
Jonny Ringo
It's like, Blade's kind of beneath him now. Like, after making this movie, like I don't know why he would be interested in making Blade.
00:35:13
28dongslater
It is.
00:35:13
Steve-O
yeah
00:35:15
DeeBo
I mean, I wouldn't say no to a Ryan Coogler Blade movie, but at that point, they need Ryan Coogler. Ryan Coogler doesn't need them.
00:35:23
28dongslater
Right.
00:35:23
Jonny Ringo
Right, exactly, yeah.
00:35:23
Steve-O
right
00:35:24
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, exactly. He made his vampire movie already.
00:35:27
DeeBo
And he's like, I already made you over a bill.
00:35:28
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:35:31
DeeBo
Like, I did...
00:35:31
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, right, yeah.
00:35:32
DeeBo
i What more do you fucking want?
00:35:33
Jonny Ringo
I don't owe you shit.
00:35:34
DeeBo
Yeah, I don't owe you nothing, dude.
00:35:37
28dongslater
Yeah, he should have carte blanche.
00:35:37
DeeBo
he's kidding He's getting...
00:35:37
Jonny Ringo
Because is this a...
00:35:38
DeeBo
He's getting a regional fucking...
00:35:39
Jonny Ringo
Oh, yeah, because this is Warner Brothers, right? Sinners is Warner Brothers?
00:35:41
DeeBo
Yeah, and like...
00:35:44
Jonny Ringo
Bro.
00:35:45
DeeBo
It's not sexy news, but I do think it's important to bring up that he has like a landmark deal with Warner Brothers.
00:35:45
Jonny Ringo
Yo, maybe...
00:35:51
DeeBo
Like he literally owns all the rights of sinners reverts back to him after 25 years.
00:35:52
28dongslater
Yes, he does.
00:35:58
28dongslater
25 years and they were they were scared the studio execs when they heard about that deal they were like oh fuck even even though they give Jimmy Cam's that deal and they give Martin Scores that deal and they give Stevie Spiels
00:35:58
DeeBo
Like he'll own the movie.
00:36:02
DeeBo
Yeah. And they're like, oh, that's fucked up.
00:36:05
Jonny Ringo
They're like, oh man, now everybody's going to want this deal.
00:36:08
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:36:08
DeeBo
Yeah, dude.
00:36:14
Jonny Ringo
No, and they gave Christopher Nolan the same exact deal for Oppenheimer.
00:36:20
28dongslater
exactly so they saw nobody said anything about them laughing
00:36:22
Jonny Ringo
But nobody said nobody saw said anything about that. like i didn't it's It's kind of weird. It's a little weird if you think about it.
00:36:30
DeeBo
And they all said, of man, the sinners better make enough money.
00:36:31
28dongslater
Exactly.
00:36:31
Jonny Ringo
Like why?
00:36:34
28dongslater
Yeah,
00:36:34
Jonny Ringo
Oh, God, dude.
00:36:35
28dongslater
yeah.
00:36:35
DeeBo
Made fucking 60 million.
00:36:35
28dongslater
I remember that. Hey,
00:36:36
Jonny Ringo
and variety Did Variety just lose all their fucking cred like by posting that shit?
00:36:36
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:36:40
DeeBo
They should have, dude.
00:36:40
28dongslater
do you remember all that pressure that Steven Spielberg got with Bridge of Spies to make sure that made money?
00:36:45
Steve-O
ah
00:36:46
28dongslater
Yeah, they really they really grilled him for that one.
00:36:46
Jonny Ringo
Oh, right.
00:36:49
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, he his his his career was ruined after that. He never got to direct another movie again.
00:36:55
28dongslater
Come on.
00:36:55
Jonny Ringo
Fuck out of here, dude. Fuck out here.
00:36:59
28dongslater
I call Cap on everything.
00:36:59
Jonny Ringo
But anyway, and you think you think warro Warner Brothers is sitting pretty right now, I think. they got fucking Googler.
00:37:06
DeeBo
Yeah, they got this big bomb that's about to come out.
00:37:09
28dongslater
how
00:37:10
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:37:11
DeeBo
a
00:37:12
28dongslater
ah
00:37:14
DeeBo
No. ah Yeah, no, Warner Brothers, they're in a good spot.
00:37:19
28dongslater
yeah I don't know about that guys they're 22 billion in debt fellas
00:37:19
DeeBo
Which is nice.
00:37:20
Jonny Ringo
Games? I don't know about their video games, though.
00:37:21
DeeBo
they're go to sell They're going to sell themselves to... the fuck up.
00:37:24
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:37:27
DeeBo
Shut the fuck up. That's Yakko talking to you right now.
00:37:30
28dongslater
they're actively shaving off their shitty IPs to sell their company
00:37:30
Jonny Ringo
What's it
00:37:31
DeeBo
that's that's yako but that's yako talking to you right now
00:37:33
Jonny Ringo
yeah
00:37:37
DeeBo
yeah
00:37:37
Jonny Ringo
So Kugler's still doing Black Panther 3, though? He's doing another one?
00:37:43
DeeBo
I think so.
00:37:44
Jonny Ringo
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think he is. Yeah.
00:37:45
DeeBo
Yeah. He might. I would not be surprised if he drops to like exec producer or something.
00:37:53
28dongslater
Nah, keep making...
00:37:53
DeeBo
He'll be attached.
00:37:54
Jonny Ringo
out?
00:37:54
DeeBo
don't know if he's going to be like writer director.
00:37:56
28dongslater
He's got to keep making the original stuff. He's done making these IP movies. Let him do his own thing.
00:38:00
28dongslater
He's proven he can do it.
00:38:01
DeeBo
But I'm just saying, I'm not going to say no
00:38:02
Jonny Ringo
He's proven himself, yeah.
00:38:02
Steve-O
The Marvel thing the model thing's done until Fantastic Four comes out.
00:38:07
28dongslater
Yep.
00:38:07
Steve-O
You know...
00:38:08
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:38:09
28dongslater
They're riding on that.
00:38:10
DeeBo
Is there a Disney, is there a Marvel movie after the F like, I know there are, but like, is there, what's the next one on deck after fantastic four?
00:38:11
28dongslater
Hmm.
00:38:19
28dongslater
Hmm.
00:38:19
Steve-O
You know, old Devin would have known off the top of his head.
00:38:20
Jonny Ringo
Doomsday?
00:38:23
28dongslater
Oh, him, Steve.
00:38:23
DeeBo
Yeah. Like, is it an Avengers movie?
00:38:25
Jonny Ringo
Savage.
00:38:25
DeeBo
Yeah. Next Marvel movie.
00:38:26
28dongslater
Get him.
00:38:28
DeeBo
I know. Well, Hey, what what's that say?
00:38:28
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, fucking get it. Finish him.
00:38:30
DeeBo
What's that say?
00:38:30
Jonny Ringo
Finish him.
00:38:33
DeeBo
ah Next Marvel movie after fantastic four. Um, AI.
00:38:40
28dongslater
Oh, come on. a i Is it ai
00:38:42
DeeBo
AI told me Thunderbolts was after Fantastic Four.
00:38:45
28dongslater
um Is it doomsday? It can't be doomsday, right?
00:38:47
Steve-O
ah Spider-Man brand new day, July 31st, 2026.
00:38:47
DeeBo
Is it?
00:38:51
Jonny Ringo
Oh, Spider-Man with featuring Punisher, that movie?
00:38:54
28dongslater
I fell asleep for about seven seconds while you were describing that, Steve.
00:38:58
Steve-O
A year from now.
00:38:59
DeeBo
So Doomsday, but do yeah, I think a lot of the movies got pushed, right?
00:39:00
28dongslater
Fell asleep.
00:39:04
Steve-O
Yeah, there's a lot of like animated in between that's going to be Disney plus.
00:39:06
28dongslater
Oh, Doomsday's 2027.
00:39:07
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
00:39:07
28dongslater
The.
00:39:07
DeeBo
So i I think the next movie is going to be, it's either the Spider-Man movie or maybe or Avengers movie or the long rumored Armor Wars.
00:39:13
Jonny Ringo
Movie?
00:39:14
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:39:16
Jonny Ringo
Movie?
00:39:17
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:39:17
28dongslater
the offenders
00:39:21
Steve-O
It's Fantastic Four, July 25th, 2025.
00:39:21
DeeBo
We were supposed to get that.
00:39:25
Steve-O
Spider-Man Brand New Day, July 31st, 2026. Avengers Doomsday, December 18th, 2026. Avengers Secret Wars, December 17th, 2027.
00:39:35
DeeBo
I'll be honest, they haven't started filming Spider-Man yet. I'll be shocked if it We're making sure you still like us, Faze.
00:39:42
Steve-O
What is this phase? What is this phase? It's just going to be like...
00:39:46
28dongslater
Cheap.
00:39:48
Steve-O
The speed run phase.
00:39:50
28dongslater
Cheap.
00:39:50
Steve-O
We're just...
00:39:50
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:39:50
28dongslater
Cheap.
00:39:51
DeeBo
You still like us, right?
00:39:51
Steve-O
g
00:39:52
28dongslater
Oh,
00:39:55
DeeBo
Yeah, no. there's a But you know what, guys? I saw a big boy movie.
00:39:59
Steve-O
What big boy movie you see?
00:40:00
DeeBo
saw big boy movie.
00:40:01
28dongslater
no.
00:40:02
DeeBo
I saw Jurassic World. ah
00:40:05
Jonny Ringo
Rebirth.
00:40:06
DeeBo
Rebar, thank you.
00:40:06
28dongslater
You don't even remember the name!
00:40:08
DeeBo
You know what? I was thinking that. ah
00:40:10
Steve-O
Old David would have remembered the name.
00:40:12
Jonny Ringo
It's literally the same name as yeah Final Fantasy VII Rebirth.
00:40:12
28dongslater
ha ha ha ha!
00:40:15
DeeBo
I'm just old now.
00:40:15
28dongslater
Free mail.
00:40:17
DeeBo
ah but
00:40:18
28dongslater
As you go.
00:40:19
Steve-O
yeah
00:40:20
DeeBo
No, I saw it. That movie did very well. I think it made something. Now, this is a bit of a cheat because like we're counting basically from like when. We're counting like two extra days, basically.
00:40:33
DeeBo
ah But it made $300 million. dollars Yeah, million.
00:40:37
28dongslater
free mill
00:40:37
Jonny Ringo
300.
00:40:38
Steve-O
Fourth of July weekend, right?
00:40:39
DeeBo
Yeah, 4th of July weekend.
00:40:40
Jonny Ringo
Oh yeah, they cheated. Fourth of July weekend is cheating.
00:40:43
DeeBo
Big shit a little bit. But still, that's a lot of fucking...
00:40:44
28dongslater
as
00:40:46
DeeBo
That is so much more money than I thought it was going to make.
00:40:50
Steve-O
Why didn't Superman go for this weekend?
00:40:50
DeeBo
can
00:40:53
DeeBo
Probably because Jurassic World had it first.
00:40:54
Steve-O
What? They're scared?
00:40:55
Jonny Ringo
not walman No, it's because jane i don't know if this is intentional actually, but jane the release date 7-11 is ah James Gunn's dad's birthday.
00:41:05
Steve-O
Oh, right, right. He wanted to watch a movie with his dad.
00:41:07
DeeBo
Yeah. dude Did you know Jurassic World Dominion, the one that came out like three years ago, made a billion dollars?
00:41:15
Jonny Ringo
Really?
00:41:16
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:41:16
Jonny Ringo
and didn't even watch that one.
00:41:16
28dongslater
people like People like dinosaurs, Kevin.
00:41:16
DeeBo
$1,001,978,000. $978,80. Domestic $376,000.
00:41:18
28dongslater
So...
00:41:19
DeeBo
one million nine hundred seventy eight thousand dollars ah nine hundred seventy eight and eighty dollars
00:41:23
Jonny Ringo
what What was domestic? What was domestic, though?
00:41:25
DeeBo
domestic three hundred and seventy six
00:41:28
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, I rest my case. My my oprah like Oprah GIF.
00:41:29
28dongslater
yeah
00:41:32
Jonny Ringo
My Oprah GIF.
00:41:32
DeeBo
Okay, I guess. The fact that that fucking movie still saw a bill, and that movie's... That's the movie where the main villains are big bugs instead of dinosaurs.
00:41:40
28dongslater
so
00:41:44
28dongslater
and Internationally, this movie made $171 million, and at home in North America, it made $147 million.
00:41:50
Jonny Ringo
How much does Steven Spielberg get out of that?
00:41:51
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:41:54
Jonny Ringo
He gets a percentage cut.
00:41:54
DeeBo
Oh, man.
00:41:57
Jonny Ringo
here's no here's the easier question or Here's a hard question.
00:41:57
DeeBo
He's got...
00:41:59
Jonny Ringo
How much does Michael Crichton get from all this shit?
00:42:02
28dongslater
Michael Crichton? That creedon?
00:42:03
Steve-O
Michael Cray, he gets a nickel off every dollar.
00:42:03
DeeBo
Isn't he?
00:42:03
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
00:42:05
DeeBo
Michael Creepin? I don't know, man.
00:42:08
28dongslater
He got a nickel for every dollar.
00:42:09
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:42:10
Jonny Ringo
Because he wrote the books, right?
00:42:10
28dongslater
Ever printed.
00:42:12
Steve-O
Let's look this up. Let's look this up.
00:42:13
DeeBo
yeah
00:42:13
Jonny Ringo
but How much his royalties are?
00:42:14
Steve-O
Yeah, but there's there's no more books, right?
00:42:16
28dongslater
I don't think there's a book based on this, but they'd probably be using the same...
00:42:20
Steve-O
Also, he's dead.
00:42:22
28dongslater
Well, um...
00:42:24
Jonny Ringo
Oops.
00:42:24
DeeBo
So no dollars.
00:42:24
28dongslater
Hate to disagree!
00:42:25
Jonny Ringo
Is he really?
00:42:26
DeeBo
How much this is his estate making?
00:42:27
28dongslater
No, he's dead. He's dead.
00:42:28
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:42:28
Jonny Ringo
Agree to disagree.
00:42:29
Steve-O
died in 2008.
00:42:31
28dongslater
Agree disagree!
00:42:32
Jonny Ringo
he gets the...
00:42:32
28dongslater
to disagree!
00:42:34
Jonny Ringo
yeah He gets the Bill Finger treatment.
00:42:34
28dongslater
good
00:42:36
Jonny Ringo
His family does.
00:42:37
Steve-O
that Probably.
00:42:38
Jonny Ringo
They just don't acknowledge.
00:42:38
Steve-O
Honestly, I would not be shocked.
00:42:39
DeeBo
Does Michael Crichton estate make money from Jurassic Park?
00:42:44
28dongslater
Michael Crafting is, I believe he's still alive. I'm looking it up right now.
00:42:52
28dongslater
Well, ah how much is Spielberg pulling in? Because I think he might have produced this actually, but.
00:42:56
DeeBo
So at the time, Creighton received $1.5 million dollars for the rights plus a $500,000 consulting fee.
00:42:56
Steve-O
Stevie Spees.
00:43:01
Jonny Ringo
Stevie Speedy.
00:43:05
Jonny Ringo
Speedy Spielberg.
00:43:07
Steve-O
Speedberg.
00:43:08
DeeBo
That was a minute ago.
00:43:10
28dongslater
Yeah, look, Steven Spielberg was heavily involved in the development of Jurassic World Rebirth as an executive producer. Yeah, sure he was.
00:43:16
DeeBo
Sure he was, yeah.
00:43:16
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, he didn't do shit.
00:43:17
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:43:17
28dongslater
Sure he was!
00:43:19
Jonny Ringo
He sat he sat in his fucking bed and ate fucking Doritos watching YouTube while they made this movie.
00:43:19
DeeBo
Hey, uh...
00:43:23
28dongslater
He worked closely with screenwriter David Koop on the script, provided feedback, and shaping the story. Director Gareth Edwards has also mentioned that the film feels Spielbergian.
00:43:35
Jonny Ringo
Gareth?
00:43:36
DeeBo
um
00:43:36
28dongslater
So, there's that.
00:43:38
Jonny Ringo
Gareth?
00:43:39
DeeBo
Not really. Somebody who saw the movie.
00:43:40
28dongslater
ah
00:43:42
DeeBo
Yeah, so it's very forgettable.
00:43:46
28dongslater
he's getting paid.
00:43:47
DeeBo
It's probably better than the last two.
00:43:50
Jonny Ringo
Gavin?
00:43:51
DeeBo
But it's um it's not interesting.
00:43:52
Jonny Ringo
Have you seen my friend Gavin?
00:43:55
28dongslater
Gavin Kopech.
00:43:56
DeeBo
So John sent me a picture of what he thought was a leak.
00:44:00
Steve-O
laughter
00:44:00
DeeBo
Or Scarlett Johansson is slowly morphing into a raptor.
00:44:03
Jonny Ringo
yeah
00:44:04
28dongslater
And you admittedly said that was better than the movie.
00:44:06
DeeBo
i said that would have been more interesting.
00:44:06
Jonny Ringo
ah Yeah, you said it would have made it better. You said it would have made it better.
00:44:08
DeeBo
because her character is like... She's such a nothing character. Like, she's a procurement specialist. Basically, the the the long story short plot of this movie is...
00:44:22
DeeBo
Guy works for big tech company and they need specific DNA from specific giant dinosaurs
00:44:27
28dongslater
Dinosaurs.
00:44:29
Jonny Ringo
dinosaurs.
00:44:31
Jonny Ringo
They need dinosaurs to save the Earth.
00:44:33
DeeBo
ah to create like a heart medicine or something like that. Right. So he's like, oh, so basically all the dinosaurs that had then broken out and were living around the planet, they all died off with the exception of like the dinosaurs that live in the equator.
00:44:44
28dongslater
So, farm attack.
00:44:47
28dongslater
I see.
00:44:51
28dongslater
So you're saying you're telling me they're killing a bunch of these dinosaurs to save a bunch of fat Americans from having heart disease?
00:44:55
DeeBo
No, no, no, no. They're they're not killing... no no, because there's one guy who's like... So there's there's this military guy, and he's like, Oh, you got a problem with me killing dinosaurs?
00:45:05
DeeBo
And he's like, He's like, It's not a problem.
00:45:06
Jonny Ringo
You Gavin?
00:45:07
Steve-O
Kevin.
00:45:08
Jonny Ringo
Have you seen my friend Gavin?
00:45:08
Steve-O
gay
00:45:09
DeeBo
It's a sin. And it's like, okay. Because he's the he's the the heartwarming scientist guy that wants to, you know, give away the medicine for free.
00:45:18
28dongslater
Glasses and beard guy.
00:45:19
DeeBo
And... Yeah, glasses and beard guy. And Scarlett Johansson's character, she's like a like a procurement specialist. She's And then Idris Elba.
00:45:29
28dongslater
Ponytail Girl.
00:45:36
DeeBo
Not Idris. Oh, my God.
00:45:37
28dongslater
Oh my god.
00:45:38
DeeBo
Marshala Ali.
00:45:39
Jonny Ringo
Whoa.
00:45:40
Steve-O
um
00:45:41
DeeBo
He's in it.
00:45:42
28dongslater
ah Here we go.
00:45:42
DeeBo
And he's got his he's got his blade muscles.
00:45:42
Jonny Ringo
Devin, here we go.
00:45:44
28dongslater
here
00:45:46
DeeBo
yeah He's got his blade muscles in this, dude.
00:45:47
Jonny Ringo
Denzel Washington.
00:45:49
DeeBo
Where's that?
00:45:51
DeeBo
It's a hard name to pronounce. I'm sorry.
00:45:54
28dongslater
just go with the easier one.
00:45:54
DeeBo
Anyway, he's in it.
00:45:56
28dongslater
Eat yourself. laughter
00:45:59
DeeBo
MCU Blade's in it.
00:45:59
Jonny Ringo
Smith.
00:46:02
DeeBo
And he he's got his blade muscles. And ah he plays the character that definitely died. And then it seems like they reshot scenes so he doesn't die. Spoilers.
00:46:15
DeeBo
Because it's just, I don't know. It's just... So, oh, the island that they're on is a specific island where they've been trying to make, like, hybrid dinosaurs for the theme park.
00:46:30
DeeBo
and then ah and of super cool And then, surprise, something goes wrong.
00:46:30
Jonny Ringo
That's really cool. That's so cool.
00:46:37
DeeBo
And the big the big dinosaur monster in this basically looks like, ah you know, the Hell Knight from Doom 3?
00:46:37
28dongslater
Oh man, i was really liking this.
00:46:40
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:46:41
28dongslater
Fuck.
00:46:47
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:46:48
28dongslater
Wow.
00:46:48
DeeBo
Like, if you look up Doom 3, that's what this big dinosaur...
00:46:50
28dongslater
Yeah.
00:46:54
DeeBo
It has the same fucking head as that.
00:46:56
28dongslater
Mm-hmm.
00:46:57
DeeBo
um And it's got big legs and arms, at the little arms, because it's big old monster. But, like, there's nothing cool... Like, listen, I am a Jurassic World apologist.
00:47:11
DeeBo
I think that movie, that movie specifically, is a pretty good time.
00:47:13
Jonny Ringo
you
00:47:16
DeeBo
It's a good watch. I enjoy it because there's a big dinosaur. That's the hot shit. And then it has to fight the Jurassic Park. and all like It has to fight the T-Rex and all that. And it's like it's a good popcorn movie moment.
00:47:31
DeeBo
And this is just like nothing... nothing interesting like ever happens. The characters that you think are going to just be there to die, just are there to die. Like everybody that doesn't have main character plot armor, like they're not going to make it. And you're like, Oh, this is the scene where that person dies.
00:47:53
DeeBo
I bet you this scene coming up is where this guy dies. Like it's not surprising. um And what's up?
00:48:00
28dongslater
see Can I ask you a question, Evan? Would it be more interesting if Scarlett Johansson's character disappeared?
00:48:06
DeeBo
turns into a dungeon. Yeah.
00:48:07
28dongslater
No, no, no, He got him even better.
00:48:08
DeeBo
Okay.
00:48:10
28dongslater
um She disappears for like 10 or 15 minutes in the movie and you're like, what what the hell? Where is she? like You're like, good but where the hell she go? And then the the giant monster that you just showed me, ah he just comes into frame and then shits her head out and it like rolls down
00:48:27
DeeBo
yeah
00:48:28
Steve-O
Oh, my
00:48:30
28dongslater
the creek would that be um it wouldn't even affect you if she died okay
00:48:34
DeeBo
Honestly, no, because like she's such a nothing character. it wouldn't even... Now, there's a character that definitely should have been eaten and then does not. you Also, I'm going to post a picture of this.
00:48:46
28dongslater
was it idris elba
00:48:48
DeeBo
No, no. he's He's not in the movie, Chris. God.
00:48:51
Steve-O
God.
00:48:52
28dongslater
yeah you die in the beginning you got eaten by a big dinosaur
00:48:52
DeeBo
How would you make that...
00:48:55
DeeBo
Yeah. ah So I posted a picture of the big dumb dinosaur in this.
00:49:01
DeeBo
There's also a...
00:49:02
28dongslater
Oh, Cody Rhodes.
00:49:03
Steve-O
so Stupid.
00:49:04
28dongslater
Oh my God. That's awful.
00:49:07
DeeBo
Yeah, it's...
00:49:08
28dongslater
He looks like the alien resurrection alien.
00:49:08
Steve-O
A
00:49:10
Steve-O
ah little dino chode.
00:49:11
DeeBo
Yeah, it's it's not good. And the only... i will say the only thing that's kind of interesting is they're like, yeah, this this whole park project was a misfire because like even if they could get the dinosaurs to like not die in embryo, he's like, they're too ugly to look at. Nobody wants even look at them.
00:49:30
DeeBo
And I'm like, oh, that fits. Because, yeah, it's a really stupid looking dinosaur. Oh, wait. Here's like, is this like a big old spoiler picture?
00:49:42
DeeBo
Let me see.
00:49:44
Steve-O
That would be fun if it was like a knockoff, like they just stole a bunch of this stuff and tried to do it their self.
00:49:44
DeeBo
Oh, yeah.
00:49:47
DeeBo
Yeah. Here, if you guys want to buy like a poster of what the dinosaur looks like, I'll link it to you on Amazon. ah But, oh, fuck me. um Anyway, I don't know what that was.
00:49:56
Steve-O
That's just just whats the letters and numbers.
00:50:01
28dongslater
This did it better.
00:50:04
DeeBo
Yeah, exactly. Dude, exactly.
00:50:05
28dongslater
The guyver did it better.
00:50:07
Steve-O
Dude, Guyver did it better.
00:50:08
28dongslater
who
00:50:08
DeeBo
Exactly. um Also, there's children. There's a children plot ah where this family is just like sailing for the summer, I guess.
00:50:19
28dongslater
my god. What the hell are they doing over there, Devin? my
00:50:23
Steve-O
We're children, we're children.
00:50:23
DeeBo
and then a And then there's this shitty boyfriend who fucking sucks. And then the movies are, actually, he's not that bad. But it's like, no, he is. He is that bad.
00:50:33
28dongslater
don't believe in dinosaurs. Even if I saw one, I wouldn't believe it.
00:50:38
DeeBo
No, he's just like an extremely unlikable character that just like never really... Like the movie expects him to grow on you and it just never does. And they're like, well, well then, okay.
00:50:50
DeeBo
um So overall, like it's not the worst thing I've seen.
00:50:55
Jonny Ringo
Is it a good sit? Is it a good sit, though?
00:50:56
DeeBo
no it's not, no.
00:50:59
Steve-O
Bad shit.
00:50:59
Jonny Ringo
It's not even a good sit. Man.
00:51:00
DeeBo
it's a batch Is a bad shit worse than a kill?
00:51:04
28dongslater
Yeah.
00:51:05
DeeBo
I don't. All right. Then it's a kid.
00:51:06
28dongslater
Sounds like it.
00:51:06
DeeBo
I don't think it's a bad shit. That's probably too much. But, you know, it's definitely not a fuck. It's it's.
00:51:16
Steve-O
That's where the turd comes out sideways and you wish you were dead.
00:51:16
DeeBo
I mean, look at this stupid thing, dude.
00:51:18
28dongslater
Yeah, that's painful.
00:51:20
DeeBo
The Distortus Rex is the stupid name of this.
00:51:24
Steve-O
Distort us, Rex.
00:51:25
DeeBo
um Look at him. He's a big old freak, dude.
00:51:29
28dongslater
God damn it.
00:51:29
DeeBo
ah Anyway, so yeah, don't see that movie. um Or, I mean, hey, if you want.
00:51:33
28dongslater
Okay.
00:51:35
28dongslater
Nope.
00:51:36
DeeBo
Because dinosaurs dinosaurs, I get it. but
00:51:38
Steve-O
you better recommend a better movie me right now, Devin Earl.
00:51:38
28dongslater
I
00:51:40
DeeBo
I
The Bear TV Show Analysis
00:51:41
Steve-O
So I'm going to fucking flip.
00:51:41
DeeBo
can recommend a better show.
00:51:43
DeeBo
i finished The Bear, finally.
00:51:45
28dongslater
don't care.
00:51:46
Jonny Ringo
Was this season good?
00:51:46
DeeBo
Man, let me ah it It was better than last season.
00:51:47
Jonny Ringo
Was it better than last season?
00:51:51
DeeBo
But I have a ah snotty, snooty critique.
00:51:55
Jonny Ringo
Hmm.
00:51:56
28dongslater
Oh, shit.
00:51:57
Jonny Ringo
Hmm. Hmm.
00:51:57
DeeBo
So...
00:51:58
28dongslater
Oh, I'm about to get angry.
00:51:59
DeeBo
I think part of the enjoyment is kind of like of the bear, the show specifically, is the dialogue, right? And sometimes, and I don't know the creator's name, but like the creator of the show, the head writer, whatever, they do this thing where like Carmi and Richie or Carmi and a character will kind of get into these arguments.
00:52:20
DeeBo
And it's it's obviously designed to simulate like what a real argument. You're just both yelling, you're talking over each other. It's chaotic, it's messy. And it's quote unquote like real, right? And there's specifically in the last two episodes, Carm has these arguments with two different characters like that.
00:52:40
DeeBo
But, and it's just, you're just kind of walking and they're just like yelling, which is fine. It's kind of what you get in that show. But right before that, he has another, there's like another big like scene between him and Jamie Lee Curtis's mom.
00:52:57
DeeBo
And that scene has what I would call acting in it. And it reads like a scene where an actor is like, oh I'm going to like read this monologue and I'm going to like deliver it like a fucking actor.
00:53:11
DeeBo
And it's great. It's moving. It's emotional. It's pretty heart wrenching. You know, insert family trauma here. Right. And then right after that, he's just, you know, he has this argument, not because of it, but just, you know, for different reasons in the episode after or whatever, he's having these big yelling arguments.
00:53:31
DeeBo
And I'm like, man, I kind of miss when there was actually acting happening instead of just these two characters.
00:53:37
28dongslater
That dude still hates food, doesn't he?
00:53:40
DeeBo
ah you know what? There's a thing that... that's really pointed out in the season that like has been irking me the i think pretty much the entire show and it seems like the show's kind of scared to show off karm as like an asshole like he has his moments right for sure but like the way some of the characters say how he acts it's all like they're telling not showing they're like
00:53:54
28dongslater
Hmm.
00:54:07
DeeBo
oh, you do this and you just freak out all the time and you treat everybody like shit. And I'm like, none of this is shown at all. And it's just kind of Karn being like exceptionally nice and patient.
00:54:20
28dongslater
Can I add a suggestion?
00:54:20
DeeBo
But like yeah, what's that?
00:54:23
28dongslater
He starts arguing with the food.
00:54:26
DeeBo
You know what?
00:54:28
28dongslater
Like he's yelling at a plate ah pasta.
00:54:28
DeeBo
We're getting there. We're getting there. I'll be honest. i would ah That would probably happen and it would probably be good.
00:54:34
28dongslater
You fucking meatball! You goddamn meatball!
00:54:36
Steve-O
Stay on your fucking plate, meatball.
00:54:39
DeeBo
fucking piece of you ruined my fucking life he's just screaming at a plate because it ruined his childhood yeah honestly i could see it and it would probably be good
00:54:44
Steve-O
Piece of shit, meatball.
Death Stranding Game Insights
00:54:49
DeeBo
but it's just like and I'm not like this it's still a good show it's still a very good show but like there was just this moment that where I was like
00:54:49
28dongslater
Yeah. He let him
00:54:52
Jonny Ringo
Thank you.
00:54:59
DeeBo
ah, yeah, I missed the scene where there was, like, actually acting happening, and instead it's just like, oh, no, this this scene, it just really feels like the director is like, okay, you're arguing, um and this is the topic, and, like, these are one or two beats that you have to go, you just, okay, now fight, just argue.
00:55:13
28dongslater
let them roll
00:55:18
DeeBo
And they get there, and it's good, but, you know, when it's right, it's coming right off the heels of an actual scene with dialogue and and good acting, it's...
00:55:30
DeeBo
It's noticeable is all I'll say. um
00:55:34
28dongslater
I've yelled at food before.
00:55:34
DeeBo
But yeah, but listen, still very good.
00:55:38
28dongslater
We've all been there. Mm-hmm.
00:55:39
DeeBo
Yeah, still very good.
00:55:39
Steve-O
We've all yelled at a plate.
00:55:41
DeeBo
And then I got very excited because I saw that the Dandodan anime was back.
00:55:43
Steve-O
a
00:55:47
28dongslater
Dan-to-Dan-Dan-Dan-Dan-Dan.
00:55:47
Steve-O
Oh, season two.
00:55:47
DeeBo
oh and went Oh, shit. And I watched an episode. And then guess what?
00:55:50
28dongslater
It's Dan-to-Dan.
00:55:52
Steve-O
What?
00:55:52
DeeBo
I got to wait a week for another episode. And I said, but sorry.
00:55:55
Steve-O
Oh, you're not getting the whole thing all at once.
00:55:56
DeeBo
I'm sorry. Is this Netflix? It's Netflix, right, where this doesn't happen? So it is Netflix.
00:56:02
Steve-O
Isn't it Netflix, right?
00:56:03
28dongslater
It's called First Encounter. Dan to Dan. First Encounter. 98% on Rotten Tomatoes.
00:56:07
DeeBo
I don't know what it is, but I... I'm now at the point where I basically... I'm like...
00:56:14
28dongslater
Wait, no.
00:56:14
DeeBo
either have to be an asshole and watch this show week to week like a fucking dork. Or I just forget it exists for like three months and then watch it when it's all done.
00:56:25
Steve-O
that's yeah I would do that.
00:56:27
28dongslater
Damn, this is getting some good reviews.
00:56:27
DeeBo
I think that's one... Dude, Dandodan's a good show.
00:56:30
Steve-O
That first season's great.
00:56:32
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:56:33
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:56:34
DeeBo
Yes.
00:56:34
Steve-O
It's very fun.
00:56:36
DeeBo
Yeah, it's definitely worth... It's worth watch. But ah I also... i blew off the proverbial dust on a game I've never played before. And I started playing Death Stranding 1.
00:56:48
Jonny Ringo
you
00:56:49
DeeBo
Yeah!
00:56:49
Jonny Ringo
What?
00:56:49
28dongslater
Oh no.
00:56:50
Steve-O
my God.
00:56:51
DeeBo
yeah
00:56:51
Jonny Ringo
And you love it?
00:56:51
DeeBo
I said, let me... I said, let me find out what this is about, dude.
00:56:53
Jonny Ringo
You love it?
00:56:57
DeeBo
I don't know if i love it.
00:56:57
Jonny Ringo
you're not allowed You're not allowed to like that game.
00:57:00
DeeBo
ye
00:57:00
Jonny Ringo
Nobody liked it.
00:57:01
DeeBo
Listen, listen, I'll tell you this. That's I'm really in trenched in the story at the moment. um Because it's just like cool shits happening all the time and just weird shits happening on all the time.
00:57:16
DeeBo
But I'm very early on. Like, I think I'm still in chapter two. Like, so I just got to the point where they're like, hey, you need to start connecting the buildings.
00:57:26
Steve-O
you making like highways and stuff.
00:57:27
DeeBo
I'm not even making highways. yeah I'm just still delivering shit on my feet. Oh, I'm at the point where I'm going to be able to get a bike soon.
00:57:31
Jonny Ringo
Devin, you're not allowed to like it because of this.
00:57:36
DeeBo
Yeah, I guess so.
00:57:39
28dongslater
You're not allowed to
00:57:40
DeeBo
According to...
00:57:41
Jonny Ringo
Because nobody else liked it.
00:57:42
28dongslater
Yeah, yeah.
00:57:42
DeeBo
Yeah, Steve's
00:57:43
28dongslater
No, fuck you, Devin. What are you doing?
00:57:44
Steve-O
I'm staying i'm stay here
00:57:45
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
00:57:47
Steve-O
You go nuts with your bullshit.
00:57:51
DeeBo
Listen, dude, the the first sequences like, dude, and listen, this is in the trailer, but like when they're trying to drop off that dead body and then like shit goes wrong and that guy tries to shoot himself in the head and then he does he can't and then hes his his next move is just stab himself to death as he's getting sucked into space.
00:57:51
28dongslater
Back on it. Back on his bullshit. i would If I were to push that forward.
00:58:12
DeeBo
I'm like, this is fucking amazing. ah I love this. you know, I don't know how much ah more of that there is. Like, I don't know.
00:58:21
28dongslater
Why don't you explain the story to me when you're finished?
00:58:23
DeeBo
i can't explain it right now. Yeah.
00:58:25
28dongslater
but i when you're ah Finish the game!
00:58:28
Steve-O
See, that's the thing.
00:58:28
DeeBo
I still don't think I'll be able to do that.
00:58:30
Steve-O
That's the thing. It's a series of images where you're like, oh, this was nuts. And then you're like, put it together for me. And you're like, I fucking can't. I really fucking can't.
00:58:37
DeeBo
Listen, he's he's all right.
00:58:39
Steve-O
I'm sure there's a YouTube video who does it.
00:58:39
DeeBo
Uh, Daryl from the walking dead has dooms, which apparently just means you have superpowers.
00:58:41
28dongslater
yeah it's hours long.
00:58:47
DeeBo
Uh, he's also retrograde, which means he just can't die and he just comes back to life. Uh, if you do die in this world, if your body is not properly disposed of, you explode like a big goo nuke.
00:59:02
28dongslater
Cool.
00:59:02
DeeBo
Uh, and that creates more of the BTs. Uh, uh,
00:59:06
Steve-O
and how much How much was Death Stranding when you bought it?
00:59:09
DeeBo
I didn't. So this was when it, yeah, I stole that band.
00:59:10
Steve-O
You stole it?
00:59:12
Jonny Ringo
yeah
00:59:13
Steve-O
but
00:59:13
DeeBo
No, dude, I got the, the PS five director's cut.
00:59:14
28dongslater
Come on. The Walmart.
00:59:17
DeeBo
It was a PS pro, you know, it was a pro game or whatever.
00:59:20
Steve-O
ah Okay, you got yourself a plus game.
00:59:21
DeeBo
Not a pro, not a pro. It was a PS plus. Yeah.
00:59:24
Steve-O
Okay, that's fair.
00:59:24
DeeBo
And it sat there for fucking years, I think.
00:59:24
Steve-O
that's right That's the thing.
00:59:28
DeeBo
And I was like,
00:59:29
Steve-O
You didn't have to pay for this. so You can just eat.
00:59:32
DeeBo
and um And I am playing specifically, playing specifically i am playing the the director's cut version, which my understanding is is a little bit more tuned in than the other one.
00:59:32
28dongslater
did steal it.
00:59:32
Steve-O
You eat at the buffet.
00:59:33
28dongslater
Yeah, he did steal it.
00:59:42
Steve-O
That makes sense. i've I've heard a lot of people do really like that version.
00:59:44
DeeBo
However, i did find it interesting that the second thing that the game makes you do is a fucking pain in the ass where you got like carry the corpse and all you're doing is falling over.
00:59:56
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
00:59:57
DeeBo
And I'm like, Why is, why are they making me do this? This sucks. Like, this sucks.
01:00:03
Steve-O
It's lot. The early game of that is a lot of like just high box stacking and falling over.
01:00:09
DeeBo
Yeah, and holding l two and R2 so you don't, and then, don't know, it seems, right now, i'm pretty I'm pretty in.
01:00:12
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:00:15
Jonny Ringo
Okay.
01:00:17
DeeBo
It's just, I haven't had that.
01:00:21
DeeBo
This is, this is very much a me problem.
01:00:25
Steve-O
Mm.
01:00:25
DeeBo
But like, the way my My home situation is right, is a Jenny doesn't love the fact that sometimes I would just like sit there for like six hours and just play a video game.
01:00:40
Steve-O
Mm.
01:00:40
DeeBo
She's like, hey, this is kind of annoying, which I understand to an extent. But every once in a while, she'll be like, you know what? Go do your thing. And I only, I feel like, and this is not like a poor me, like, oh, these women thing, right?
01:00:52
DeeBo
This is just like the reality of the situation. But every once a while, she's like, you know, like, i don't give shit. Just like sit down and play. And those whose moments seemingly happen very rarely.
01:01:04
DeeBo
And I feel like that moment came and went this weekend. And I was like, I didn't get enough death training time in. Like, I could have had like a big six hour sesh and it just never happened.
01:01:11
Steve-O
um a
01:01:15
DeeBo
I never took the time to do it. So...
01:01:16
Jonny Ringo
I thought you were going... and I don't want to air your dirty laundry out here, Devin, but I thought you were going to buy Claire Obscura for your birthday and play that.
01:01:21
DeeBo
and
01:01:28
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:01:28
Jonny Ringo
That's what you said last time.
01:01:28
DeeBo
i
01:01:28
28dongslater
Got him. Got him.
01:01:30
DeeBo
Yeah. And you know what happened?
01:01:31
Jonny Ringo
Bullseye!
01:01:31
DeeBo
I said, I said, I said, i said, let me find out what this.
01:01:32
28dongslater
Bullseye. Bullseye.
01:01:34
Jonny Ringo
Headshot!
01:01:35
DeeBo
debt
01:01:35
Jonny Ringo
That's what we call headshot, a 360 no-scope, Chris.
01:01:37
DeeBo
but You know happened is the the, I got hit, I got headshot by FOMO in the most ah strand sense where I was like, I want to be,
01:01:40
Jonny Ringo
Oh, what happened? What happened? Tell me. Why don't you tell me what happened? Why don't you tell me what happened? Why don't you tell me what happened, Devin? Oh my god. No, but Claire Obscura is the FOMO.
01:01:52
Jonny Ringo
That's what you gotta to have the FOMO for.
01:01:53
DeeBo
but Death Stranding 2 just came out. And I was like, well, now I really...
01:01:55
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, but...
01:01:57
DeeBo
ah can't play 2 without 1. Yeah,
01:01:58
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, I guess Death Stranding 2 is like...
01:02:00
28dongslater
And you have to play 32 Claire Obscuras before you can get to the 33rd.
01:02:01
Jonny Ringo
It's getting really good reviews.
01:02:04
Steve-O
Yeah, there's a lot of clerics before you get to the thirty third one.
01:02:04
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, yeah, you can't play the one.
01:02:06
DeeBo
yeah. Listen, it's going to happen.
01:02:08
28dongslater
That's a lie.
01:02:09
DeeBo
It's going to happen. Because I do have... I have the the Steve on my shoulder being like, you're going to get sick of this game eventually. Like, I'm not... gonna force myself through death stranding the second this game starts to kind of wear ah its welcome i am very much going to be like i'm just gonna go on youtube and just like watch cut scenes because
01:02:32
Steve-O
You're in an interesting situation though. Because you just have it for free. I was under the GameStop gun.
01:02:37
DeeBo
yeah the game's i've gone dude
01:02:38
Steve-O
Because I bought it used. I had seven days. I had the fucking... I had Sadako coming after my ass if I didn't return that game back after seven days.
01:02:47
28dongslater
He would have got you. She would have got you.
01:02:49
Steve-O
And that was the thing. If I had liked Death Stranding enough to to keep it and play it through, i would have.
01:02:54
DeeBo
Yeah, why not, right?
01:02:55
Steve-O
But I was like, i was like i am I am having a decent enough time with this game.
01:02:56
Jonny Ringo
Thank you.
01:03:00
Steve-O
I think it is cool, like all the little things. But... I don't know if it's something I want to pay pay that big money for.
01:03:09
DeeBo
Dude, Death Stranding 2 looks so good. Just visually, I'm just looking at screenshots.
01:03:14
Steve-O
Oh, yeah, it's a pretty game.
01:03:14
DeeBo
I'm like, oh.
01:03:15
Steve-O
That is a pretty game. But kids will do anything to get out of Claire Obscure. I'm like, come on, play a French game. Play a fun French game.
01:03:22
DeeBo
Hey, Steve, why you play Final Fantasy Rebirth?
01:03:22
28dongslater
eat just Eat your vegetables.
01:03:24
DeeBo
and Steve, why don't you play it?
01:03:25
Steve-O
I said fun.
01:03:25
DeeBo
don't you beat it?
01:03:26
28dongslater
yeah but
01:03:28
Steve-O
I said fun French game.
01:03:28
DeeBo
ah That game doesn't sound like fun.
01:03:30
Steve-O
Dude, I'm not going to lie.
01:03:30
DeeBo
It sounds like a big, sad time. Well, I cried.
01:03:32
Steve-O
um not going to lie.
01:03:33
DeeBo
I cried seven times during this game. What a great day.
01:03:35
Steve-O
i did I did cry seven times.
01:03:35
DeeBo
What a great day. cried ten times.
01:03:39
Steve-O
Dude, Stin took a big hit this week.
01:03:42
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, Stin.
01:03:43
Steve-O
Yeah, Stin took a big hit this week.
01:03:44
DeeBo
I haven't. Has he, have you spoken to him about it? Because he, I think he's been coy about it, but.
01:03:47
Steve-O
No, no, and...
01:03:49
Jonny Ringo
Stinn is too busy giving out giving fucking handouts out to people and letting letting them have a chance when he should be when he should be going for their throats. That's what I'm...
01:03:58
Steve-O
Fantasy League Santa Claus, this Stin fella.
01:03:58
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
01:04:01
Jonny Ringo
Yeah. No, everybody deserves a a fair shot, even though even though you you fucked your own self over. on me Let me help you. Let me help you, brother.
01:04:11
Steve-O
He just saw Wonka. Let's face it.
01:04:16
Steve-O
He just saw Wonka. Now he's living that Wonka life.
01:04:18
DeeBo
He's like, hey, man.
01:04:19
Steve-O
He's living the Wonka life.
01:04:19
28dongslater
the one What's that mean? Panging out golden tickets? Is that what that means?
01:04:25
DeeBo
Steve, I think you just saw Wong. Because why the fuck would...
01:04:27
Steve-O
No, I did not. I did not see Wonka.
01:04:28
DeeBo
Why did you... What a weird reference.
01:04:30
Steve-O
I don't know. That's just that feels like something still would have Stin would have watched and he would have been like, um but you know what?
01:04:32
DeeBo
He just saw Wong. He just wanted to give everybody chocolate. That was a brilliant idea.
01:04:37
Steve-O
I'm going to give everybody a treat.
01:04:38
DeeBo
He
01:04:38
Steve-O
um
Movie and TV Premiere Reactions
01:04:39
Steve-O
give everybody a treat
01:04:39
28dongslater
he worked He wore that suit for like a year and a half. You know that, right?
01:04:40
DeeBo
just saw...
01:04:43
Steve-O
and He could pull that suit off. I guarantee you Sting could.
01:04:44
28dongslater
Yeah.
01:04:44
DeeBo
what's What's next?
01:04:44
28dongslater
It a big top hat and everything.
01:04:45
DeeBo
oh He just saw bones and all. He's going to eat everybody.
01:04:50
28dongslater
yeah.
01:04:51
DeeBo
Call me I did fire this up.
01:04:51
Steve-O
and mean there and I need to watch Paddington Peru.
01:04:51
28dongslater
very romantic film.
01:04:54
Steve-O
That's apparently on streaming suddenly.
01:04:56
28dongslater
Oh, wonderful.
01:04:56
Jonny Ringo
Oh, shit, yeah, I gotta watch that, too.
01:04:59
28dongslater
Cannot wait.
01:05:02
DeeBo
and every time Every time it's been a joy. but ah Space Marine 2 officially dropped their siege mode, horde mode, basically. That's a fucking good time.
01:05:13
DeeBo
No, no, listen. If I want to spend 45 minutes, if I'm going to spend, if I'm going to spend 45 minutes playing game, it's to be night rain.
01:05:15
Jonny Ringo
Sorry, sorry, I fell asleep. My bad.
01:05:21
DeeBo
It's to space marine too, baby.
01:05:22
28dongslater
I mean...
01:05:25
DeeBo
You know, I feel like the sound effect guy is not on my side here.
01:05:29
28dongslater
i mean
01:05:29
Jonny Ringo
Man, the, uh, guys, the, um, the the first reactions from the Superman premiere are actually pretty amazing.
01:05:34
DeeBo
God damn it.
01:05:37
Jonny Ringo
Everyone is talking about about how, about how amazing it is.
01:05:37
Steve-O
glowing.
01:05:39
DeeBo
and what
01:05:40
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
01:05:40
DeeBo
What did I show speed say? Because that's who whose opinion I really care about.
01:05:43
Steve-O
glowing. ah
01:05:46
DeeBo
Fucking...
01:05:48
Jonny Ringo
What a moist critical say.
01:05:48
DeeBo
Like, unfortunately, that's whose reactions you're getting, right? Yeah, what's moist critical say?
01:05:54
Jonny Ringo
Now, these are just the people that, that were at the premiere in Los Angeles.
01:05:54
28dongslater
Moist critical.
01:05:55
DeeBo
What's that guy with scurvy say?
01:05:57
Steve-O
It'll make you believe a man can fly. Oh,
01:06:00
28dongslater
It's very moist on my moist meter.
01:06:02
DeeBo
No shade.
01:06:02
Steve-O
thanks, Charlie.
01:06:03
DeeBo
No shade to I show speed, but I'm just saying, like, you know, as's the one those are the people that get the fuck
01:06:07
Steve-O
Man took a spear from Braun Breaker. Come on, show some respect.
01:06:12
DeeBo
o He tore his back.
01:06:14
Jonny Ringo
i gotta i got a black I gotta go black black out on Twitter, though, because people might be spoiling shit.
01:06:18
Steve-O
They're go to spoil that.
01:06:18
DeeBo
Oh my God, dude. Yeah. Yeah, dude, I'm going to wake up and Kotaku is going like Superman ending explained.
01:06:21
Jonny Ringo
Yeah. but
01:06:25
DeeBo
I'm like, oh, okay.
01:06:25
Steve-O
Yeah, and you'll be like, what the fuck?
01:06:27
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
01:06:27
Steve-O
It didn't even...
01:06:27
DeeBo
I'm glad you got.
01:06:28
Jonny Ringo
Katak is going to be like, why did James Gunn kill Superman in the first movie?
01:06:31
DeeBo
yeah And they're like, wow, it's so crazy.
01:06:32
Jonny Ringo
This is crazy.
01:06:33
Steve-O
In the first 15 minutes, Superman dies?
01:06:36
DeeBo
No one's, no one's going to our website anymore. don't understand.
01:06:40
Steve-O
Hello, Kotaku open for business.
01:06:43
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:06:44
Steve-O
No, I think we're in the cycle of the the hate clicks.
01:06:48
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, good thing um think we're seeing it tomorrow, you know?
01:06:50
DeeBo
There.
01:06:52
28dongslater
Oh, man.
01:06:52
Steve-O
Yes.
01:06:53
28dongslater
They're saying a lot of good things.
01:06:55
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, you're you're seeing it too?
01:06:55
DeeBo
Oh, Mike.
01:06:55
Steve-O
but' See, chris Chris is dick deep in it.
01:06:56
Jonny Ringo
see chrisky You can't control yourself!
01:06:57
Steve-O
but
01:06:59
28dongslater
No!
01:06:59
Jonny Ringo
No, but you're seeing you're seeing all the glow you're seeing you're seeing all the glowing reactions, Chris?
01:07:00
Steve-O
yeah
01:07:00
28dongslater
this this
01:07:01
DeeBo
No, no, dude, you're right.
01:07:03
28dongslater
I'm very... Yeah, it's making me happy.
01:07:04
DeeBo
No, no, I'm saying you are right because Galani – I remember when we like when ah HBO was doing like the day and date, but you could also see it in theater. Galani watched like 80% of Dune before like we actually went to – the same day, we're going to see Dune.
01:07:19
28dongslater
couldn't.
01:07:20
DeeBo
He was like, actually, I watched some of it.
01:07:20
28dongslater
I couldn't.
01:07:23
Steve-O
Dad style.
01:07:23
DeeBo
By some of it, we're talking like 48 minutes in.
01:07:25
Jonny Ringo
Oh yeah, that's right. You watched like the beginning of it or something.
01:07:28
Steve-O
man
01:07:29
DeeBo
watched He like –
01:07:29
28dongslater
I watched Dune I watched Dune standing up in my living room I watched it standing dad style with my hands behind my back yeah
01:07:30
DeeBo
sixty he like
01:07:31
Jonny Ringo
On a fucking cam. On fucking cam quality.
01:07:34
DeeBo
No, no,
01:07:37
Jonny Ringo
and Camcorder quality.
01:07:38
Steve-O
dad style
01:07:38
DeeBo
no.
01:07:40
DeeBo
He watched...
01:07:41
Steve-O
it
01:07:41
DeeBo
Dude, he watched a solid...
01:07:43
Steve-O
yeah
01:07:44
DeeBo
Dude, Chris watched a solid 70% of the Suicide Squad. He said, I watched up to this scene with with Harley Quinn where she like gets captured by the the Spanish guy.
01:07:55
28dongslater
as the rules
01:07:56
DeeBo
And that's like 70% into that movie. And I was like, why did you
01:07:58
28dongslater
sevenvin i
01:07:58
Steve-O
Look.
01:07:59
28dongslater
no That was COVID. There's no rules.
01:08:02
Steve-O
There's no rules.
01:08:02
DeeBo
you... There are rules...
01:08:02
Steve-O
The COVID time, dude, and deal no rules.
01:08:03
28dongslater
No.
01:08:04
Steve-O
Just right, dude.
01:08:05
28dongslater
There's no rules.
01:08:05
Steve-O
Outback, outback law, man.
01:08:07
DeeBo
but I'm just saying, yes, you that this is very fitting and that Garner's like, nah, fuck it.
01:08:07
Steve-O
Come on.
01:08:11
Steve-O
If we were all mutants, Chris would be sneaking down and putting Cerebro on every fucking night.
01:08:11
DeeBo
Fuck it. I
01:08:17
28dongslater
no rules.
01:08:18
Steve-O
Every fucking night.
01:08:20
28dongslater
Get my little lotion ready.
01:08:21
DeeBo
want to know what you creeps are thinking get about. Oh.
01:08:23
Steve-O
ah Let's see where all the freaks are. who
01:08:26
28dongslater
Big bottle of lotion. Tissues.
01:08:30
DeeBo
All right, now.
01:08:32
28dongslater
Let's find some challenges.
01:08:33
DeeBo
Okay.
01:08:34
Steve-O
Chris, no, please stop using Cerebro like that.
01:08:38
28dongslater
oh you're going like what I do.
01:08:40
Steve-O
Oh, get out of my head, Galatis.
01:08:40
DeeBo
Galantis? Why is that his mutant name?
01:08:47
28dongslater
That is my mutiny name. Come on, Devin. That's obvious.
01:08:49
DeeBo
Wait, are you on Twitter? Where are you seeing these reviews at?
01:08:52
28dongslater
um Early reaction thread in the DCU for Superman. The DCU subreddit.
01:08:59
DeeBo
But is this on ah Reddit?
01:09:00
Steve-O
Read it?
01:09:01
28dongslater
Yeah, DCU subreddit.
01:09:02
DeeBo
Oh, God.
01:09:02
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, i'm on I'm on Twitter, which is a little bit more fucking volatile, I think, than...
01:09:05
DeeBo
Oh, my
01:09:08
Jonny Ringo
than Actually, I don't even know. Reddit's pretty fucking volatile these days.
01:09:11
28dongslater
Yeah, dude.
01:09:12
DeeBo
Why is the flash?
01:09:12
28dongslater
Everything's same.
01:09:13
DeeBo
The flash is trend. oh Oh, my God. Okay.
01:09:15
Jonny Ringo
Oh, you know why? Because Grant Gustin fucking ah tweeted that thing out on Instagram.
01:09:20
DeeBo
What did he tweet?
01:09:22
Jonny Ringo
It's this image of the Superman symbol, and it's something along the lines where it's like it just says, like I can't wait to see an immigrant ruin the plans of a billionaire. And it has the Superman symbol on top.
01:09:31
28dongslater
oh
01:09:31
DeeBo
Oh, okay. Okay.
01:09:33
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, it's pretty dope.
01:09:34
28dongslater
I'm coming!
01:09:36
Steve-O
Take the helmet off first, please.
01:09:36
DeeBo
Okay. Okay.
01:09:38
Jonny Ringo
Stop! No, stop! Stop!
01:09:40
DeeBo
i I'll be honest.
01:09:40
Jonny Ringo
No, stop! I'm coming!
01:09:41
DeeBo
I thought that was like, oh, the flash shows up in this movie. Spoilers. And that's good.
01:09:46
Jonny Ringo
no and no, no, no, no. He tweeted some shit.
01:09:48
DeeBo
That's good.
01:09:49
Jonny Ringo
Yeah. He's talking shit to all the haters.
01:09:50
Steve-O
Come on, guys. Media blackout on Superman right now.
01:09:53
28dongslater
Fuck you.
01:09:53
Jonny Ringo
I can't do it!
01:09:56
28dongslater
Every one of you.
01:09:56
Jonny Ringo
I can't do it!
01:09:57
28dongslater
Fuck all of you.
01:09:57
DeeBo
ah You guys got shut this shit down.
01:09:58
28dongslater
I do what i want!
01:10:02
DeeBo
Superman.
01:10:03
Steve-O
Galantis, no.
01:10:04
DeeBo
Okay. Anyway. um Yeah, that's what I did this week. though I enjoyed. i enjoyed myself.
01:10:09
Steve-O
Very nice.
01:10:10
28dongslater
Ew.
01:10:10
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, I enjoyed myself too, watching Challengers.
01:10:13
Steve-O
yeah
01:10:13
DeeBo
Oh, yeah.
01:10:13
Jonny Ringo
a
01:10:14
Steve-O
Oh my goodness.
01:10:14
DeeBo
And we saw – also, i was my birthday.
01:10:15
28dongslater
Ew.
01:10:18
DeeBo
it was my birthday, boys.
01:10:18
28dongslater
Devon's birthday.
01:10:19
Steve-O
Birthday.
01:10:20
Jonny Ringo
people
01:10:20
28dongslater
Devon's birthday.
01:10:21
Jonny Ringo
We watched the beginning of, ah we watched like the first half of Bo's Afraid too.
01:10:21
28dongslater
Thank you.
01:10:24
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:10:24
28dongslater
Dude,
01:10:25
DeeBo
Yeah, John tried to bully everyone and watching Bo was afraid.
01:10:28
28dongslater
that's...
01:10:29
DeeBo
And I was like, no
01:10:29
28dongslater
You know what's funny? You know what's great ah about that movie?
01:10:31
Jonny Ringo
No, no sam thanks now Sam thinks we're all fucking sick fucks now because we thought thought that the the weird shit was funny in that movie.
01:10:35
28dongslater
That's...
01:10:38
28dongslater
it's, it's when you admit to something in public or to a group people and you, and their, their reaction, you realize how weird you are.
01:10:38
Jonny Ringo
I'm like, you don't
01:10:45
28dongslater
i guess that's, that's Bo's afraid because I think that is so funny in the beginning.
01:10:45
DeeBo
Mm-hmm.
01:10:45
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:10:52
28dongslater
have, it's just so miserable and it just makes me laugh so hard. i don't know. I don't know. ah that's That's my funny bone. you know like Somebody's life's just getting worse and worse.
01:11:03
Jonny Ringo
Hell
01:11:05
28dongslater
And it's like cartoonishly bad. eat it up.
01:11:10
Jonny Ringo
Hell yeah.
01:11:11
28dongslater
Hell yeah, dude.
01:11:11
Jonny Ringo
hell yeah Hell yeah, brother.
01:11:15
28dongslater
That makes me... it's it's true Like I said there, it's um Charlie Brown missing the football. you know like He's got to miss them. That's what makes it funny.
01:11:25
Steve-O
Chris, you are Robert De Niro in Cave Fear.
01:11:28
28dongslater
I know!
01:11:30
Steve-O
You're watching the movie just ah smoking your cigar.
01:11:33
28dongslater
Laughing. Smoking my cigar. Watching that fucking graffiti. Don't mind if I do. He's pissing in his own mouth. Come on, man. That's pure comedy.
01:11:45
28dongslater
Pure. Doesn't get funnier.
01:11:48
Steve-O
get funny.
01:11:50
28dongslater
All day.
01:11:50
Steve-O
But how was Contender?
01:11:52
28dongslater
ah Challengers.
01:11:53
Steve-O
Challengers.
01:11:53
DeeBo
challenges
01:11:54
Steve-O
Sorry, sorry. you
01:11:55
28dongslater
who
01:11:56
DeeBo
sound like and You sound like a dad.
01:11:56
28dongslater
um That was...
01:11:57
Jonny Ringo
it wasn't as It wasn't as horny as i thought as I thought it was going to be.
01:12:00
Steve-O
but
01:12:01
28dongslater
It was...
01:12:01
Jonny Ringo
There were a couple were a couple horny scenes in it, but I thought it was going to be way hornier than it was. And...
01:12:07
28dongslater
Maybe for you.
01:12:08
Steve-O
Y'all got tricked to watch a tennis movie.
01:12:08
DeeBo
listen, they laid on pretty thick about it and about midway through that movie. You're like, oh, it definitely going down.
01:12:14
28dongslater
They are...
01:12:15
Jonny Ringo
I'm just saying, you guys didn't you guys haven't watched...
01:12:16
28dongslater
They sit very close to one another and they...
01:12:19
Jonny Ringo
You guys haven't watched peak horniness, though, when it comes to Luca Guadagnino.
01:12:22
28dongslater
They eat food inches away from each other's face. Inches. Like, I guess... A lot of those scenes.
01:12:31
Steve-O
They just might be Italian.
01:12:33
28dongslater
yeah I don't think either of them are Italian, I'll be honest with you.
01:12:37
Steve-O
Mama mia!
01:12:39
DeeBo
Wait, I'm so sorry. So you know that you know we've been joking about that Fox News clip.
01:12:47
28dongslater
Oh, yeah.
01:12:47
DeeBo
but
01:12:48
28dongslater
Super woke.
01:12:48
DeeBo
So Kellyanne Conway says, we don't go to the movie theaters of the election on Superman. Jesse Waters says, you know what says on this cape? MS-13.
01:12:56
28dongslater
Yeah.
01:12:58
Jonny Ringo
That's so lame.
01:12:58
DeeBo
Oh, i love i hate I love and I hate Fox.
01:12:59
Jonny Ringo
Fucking idiot.
01:12:59
28dongslater
Wow, Jesse Waters, you are a sack of shit as always.
01:13:02
DeeBo
I'm sorry.
01:13:06
DeeBo
Yeah. I'm sorry.
01:13:06
28dongslater
Nothing has changed.
01:13:07
DeeBo
Yes. Challengers. Very good.
01:13:10
28dongslater
Fantastic film.
01:13:11
DeeBo
I had seen it, you know, and and I was like, you know what? Let's watch this. And I enjoyed it.
01:13:17
28dongslater
It's the essence of competition.
01:13:19
DeeBo
Yeah. No, it's like, ah like, honestly, Steve, like, I really recommend it just like as a. Yeah, like.
01:13:28
DeeBo
And it's a good sports movie, too. You know, like you kind of can't you want somebody to win.
01:13:30
28dongslater
Sure is.
01:13:31
Steve-O
Mmm.
01:13:34
DeeBo
You're like, i now I want him to win.
01:13:34
Steve-O
Mmm.
01:13:35
DeeBo
Now I want that guy to win. I want this person to fail like.
01:13:38
28dongslater
Just like tennis, you volley back and forth.
01:13:41
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:13:42
Steve-O
Ohhhhhhhhh.
01:13:43
28dongslater
Wonderful.
01:13:44
Jonny Ringo
Oh, man.
01:13:44
DeeBo
And there's going a lot of sweaty boys.
01:13:45
28dongslater
Wonderful.
01:13:47
DeeBo
There's a lot of sweat.
01:13:49
28dongslater
Yeah, there's like good it does a good job of really making these characters seem complex. You know, they have different desires and interests. They're very different from one another.
01:14:00
28dongslater
um And they kind of come together in this triangle.
01:14:05
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:14:05
28dongslater
And um it's fascinating to watch because I feel like the ending, because like we were watching it, is very, very good.
01:14:06
Steve-O
See you.
01:14:15
28dongslater
And it's almost like the best and worst thing that could happen to a character in the movie, like at the same exact fucking time.
01:14:18
Jonny Ringo
Thank you.
01:14:24
28dongslater
It's fascinating that you watch her... Oh, I ruined it there.
01:14:30
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:14:31
28dongslater
um That scene alone, ah it doesn't make the movie because the movie's fantastic regardless, but it really is a wonderful ending to her character too.
01:14:42
28dongslater
It's great. It's wonderful movie. Very, very, very good.
01:14:48
28dongslater
and
01:14:49
Steve-O
Challengers.
01:14:49
28dongslater
And really sexy.
01:14:51
DeeBo
Contenders!
01:14:51
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, fucking, uh, what's his name?
01:14:52
Steve-O
Contenders.
01:14:52
28dongslater
Corny.
01:14:53
Steve-O
That's the PG version.
01:14:54
Jonny Ringo
Trent.
01:14:54
28dongslater
Yeah, the PG version without all the dick touching is definitely contenders.
01:14:57
Steve-O
Contenders.
01:14:59
28dongslater
um Yeah, it's ah it's a horny-ass movie, too. And it it balances... I think it was horny. I haven't seen Call Me By Your Name. So I can't attest to that.
01:15:10
Jonny Ringo
Whew.
01:15:13
28dongslater
But this one, you know, it was sweaty.
01:15:14
Jonny Ringo
You know, i expected I expected more horn. Yeah, it was very sweaty, which is pretty cool.
01:15:19
28dongslater
That's awesome, right? Everything was about exerting physical...
01:15:20
Jonny Ringo
Yeah. I mean, yeah, like the horniness in this movie is, like, i would say is is pretty good still because it gives you that, like, anticipation horny.
01:15:32
28dongslater
Yeah.
01:15:32
Jonny Ringo
Like, that kind of, like, it's, like, approaching the line but not quite breaking through, you know?
01:15:33
28dongslater
Totally.
01:15:39
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
01:15:39
28dongslater
It's extremely sensual, too. the movie's all about, like, food.
01:15:41
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
01:15:43
28dongslater
There's a lot of eating scenes. There's a lot of... Like people indulging.
01:15:46
DeeBo
Eating innuendos.
01:15:47
28dongslater
Well, of course, there's plenty of those.
01:15:48
Steve-O
Mmm.
01:15:50
28dongslater
But like sensuality come, you know, people take it in through food too. You know, like that's a big part of it. um That is a huge part of this movie. It's surprising part of this movie. I wasn't expecting.
01:16:03
28dongslater
It's just a lot of emphasis on eating and drinking too. That's like a big part of this movie. ah it It's just you're constantly feeling like you are...
01:16:16
28dongslater
watching, yeah, like watching a tennis match. It goes back and forth.
01:16:21
Steve-O
Of eating?
01:16:22
28dongslater
No, just in general, like how you feel in the film, like your emotions.
01:16:28
Steve-O
i'm thinking about these two guys eating a big dinner before playing tennis. I'm like, I don't know how you do it.
01:16:32
28dongslater
yeah it's It's more or less not so much what they're eating, but how.
01:16:38
Steve-O
Ooh.
01:16:38
28dongslater
I think that's really the key here in this movie.
01:16:39
Steve-O
um Okay. It's the style.
01:16:41
28dongslater
100%. Yeah.
01:16:43
Steve-O
Sinners had a lot of eating in a certain way, too.
01:16:46
28dongslater
yeah you're right.
01:16:46
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:16:47
28dongslater
It's a very sensual movie too.
01:16:47
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:16:48
28dongslater
I think that's, I would also, a lot of like sharing fluids.
01:16:49
DeeBo
yeah There's about three different eaters in that movie, man.
01:16:55
DeeBo
if
01:16:55
28dongslater
Like that's a big part of that movie, man.
01:16:57
Steve-O
this is This is the theme this week.
01:16:59
28dongslater
ah
01:17:01
Steve-O
Sharing.
01:17:02
28dongslater
Yeah. There is an aspect of, uh, yeah there's an aspect of just sweat and wetness too that the movie offers it's it this dude what knew what he wanted to make there's such a clear confidence in this movie you know i think it's one of his best too like i've i've watched a lot of luca movies um i think it's it's it's pretty high up there i think uh i really loved his um suspirio remake that's like one of
01:17:24
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:17:33
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:17:34
28dongslater
favorites. I really, really, really enjoy that movie. Yeah, I...
01:17:39
Jonny Ringo
there's ah yeah There's a couple other ones that I haven't like i haven't seen. i haven't seen that and I haven't seen Bones and All and the ah a bigger Splash.
01:17:45
28dongslater
Buzinol is good too.
01:17:48
Jonny Ringo
I kind of wanted to see too, which looked really good.
01:17:51
28dongslater
That's something, yeah, but this is... I should watch... And watched Queer too, actually.
01:17:55
Jonny Ringo
ah Yeah, and I gotta watch Queer too.
01:17:56
28dongslater
One of his... Daniel Craig.
01:17:58
Jonny Ringo
Oh, that might be that might be his gayest movie then. i don't know.
01:18:03
28dongslater
Yeah...
01:18:03
Jonny Ringo
Because all I have to go by on the Game Eater is the...
01:18:06
DeeBo
It's like cheating, let's be honest.
01:18:08
28dongslater
It's a little, it's gay and pitiful. It's kind of, it's a rough watch in a lot of ways.
01:18:13
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, Call Me By Your Name is gay and just beautiful. It's ah it's just a beautiful movie.
01:18:16
28dongslater
Right.
01:18:18
Jonny Ringo
like
01:18:18
28dongslater
This is like, like somebody constantly, it's like yeah a one-sided relationship in, in queer.
01:18:19
Jonny Ringo
It made me want to go to Italy and like hang out there.
01:18:28
Jonny Ringo
like the The things you were saying about The Brutalist, like the colors, the color grading and stuff...
01:18:28
28dongslater
Like that's,
01:18:33
Jonny Ringo
I think that was shot with the same film stock as Call Me By Your Name. So I think like the things that you were saying about Brutalist.
01:18:38
28dongslater
The film-o-rama shit?
01:18:41
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, the 500T.
01:18:43
28dongslater
Yeah.
01:18:43
Jonny Ringo
Was that use for it? Let look it
01:18:45
28dongslater
Well, they shot it on a they shot it on a camera that reverses the way the film goes, and it goes in horizontally instead of vertically.
01:18:45
Jonny Ringo
ah
01:18:53
Jonny Ringo
yeah but what what film did they use for it
01:18:54
28dongslater
Oh. Oh. It was the film they used to to shoot The Ten Commandments, I think.
01:19:00
Jonny Ringo
mean look at all
01:19:02
28dongslater
Or it was like Ben-Hur or something, I remember.
01:19:05
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, Vision. Yeah, Vision. Kodak Vision.
01:19:07
28dongslater
good Kodak Vision-Rama, Vision-Rama, I think.
01:19:10
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, so... Yeah, 250D and 500T film stocks.
01:19:17
28dongslater
It's very visceral.
01:19:17
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, yeah the the stuff you were saying about the colors in that movie is is basically how I felt when I watched Call Me By her Name. But it's mainly because it it's the film and also like where they where they shot it.
01:19:25
28dongslater
It's...
01:19:30
Jonny Ringo
like like the Just the location of and Italy or whatever.
01:19:30
28dongslater
like Dude... I know i I didn't sell it too well, but I think you'll really like Queer because it is, it does, that same color styling and visceral shots.
01:19:41
Jonny Ringo
it's probably Yeah, I mean, i think i think yeah I think Luca uses the same fucking formats for all of his movies because he's a weirdo like that, which is which is awesome.
01:19:43
28dongslater
It's a beautiful movie and it looks great.
01:19:50
28dongslater
I mean, and you're in Morocco in this, in Queer and you're it's fucking, it is gorgeous.
01:19:53
Jonny Ringo
Oh, yeah.
01:19:55
28dongslater
Like it's a beautiful place. Yeah, there's lot going on in that movie. But yeah, I'm interested to see how what you think of it, John. You watch Queer. That's an interesting flick.
01:20:07
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, I'm interested to see if you are as attracted to Armie Hammer as I am at the end of Call Me By Your Name. Because I think the first thing i said on Discord after I watched it, like nobody was watching it too, but I was like, is Armie Hammer still cancelled?
01:20:23
Jonny Ringo
Because i i really I really like it.
01:20:24
DeeBo
Because I let him eat me, dude.
01:20:26
Jonny Ringo
I'll let him eat my toes. Like he's so like, he it's just the way the way he's like, um the way he is portrayed in in that movie is like, very is very, is very beautiful man.
01:20:40
Jonny Ringo
mean, he is, he is a good looking guy too. Army Hammer.
01:20:44
28dongslater
I think he's a cannibal.
01:20:44
Jonny Ringo
He's just, he's just a weirdo.
01:20:48
Jonny Ringo
I mean, so are the characters in Bones and all, right?
01:20:52
28dongslater
Yeah, they're fictional.
01:20:54
Steve-O
laughter
01:20:55
Jonny Ringo
Taylor, Taylor, what's it? Taylor Russell and, uh, Timothy Chalamet.
01:20:59
28dongslater
Yeah, yeah. What a disgusting looking movie, too. That's also a sweaty movie.
01:21:06
Jonny Ringo
Okay.
01:21:07
28dongslater
That's a sweaty... Because, like, the cannibals in that movie...
01:21:09
Jonny Ringo
Oh yeah, because is there like, is there a lot of body horror in that too? Like a lot of weird like weird shit? like ah Like gross shit?
01:21:14
28dongslater
Yes, there is definitely it. People, the the cannibals are gross. Like every one of them, they all look sweaty. They all look dirty. And that's like the key kind of visual indicator when they meet more cannibals.
01:21:27
28dongslater
Cause like they can smell each other like through like miles away.
01:21:32
Jonny Ringo
Is that like a supernatural thing or is it like a...
01:21:33
28dongslater
Yes. Yes, it is.
01:21:35
Jonny Ringo
Okay. Okay.
01:21:35
28dongslater
Yeah. There's like eight.
01:21:36
Jonny Ringo
Is this based on a book too? Is that based on a book?
01:21:38
28dongslater
Yes. Yep. I was it really considering reading it. And then I got, uh,
01:21:43
Jonny Ringo
then you saw the movie and you got the heebie-jeebies and you're like, no thanks.
01:21:45
28dongslater
No, i got like got the DC app.
01:21:48
Jonny Ringo
Oh, I see we read comic books.
01:21:51
28dongslater
Oh, by the way, i read um DC All In ah one day.
01:21:56
Jonny Ringo
Oh, you read the the the that one issue that I'm afraid to read?
01:21:58
DeeBo
ah The prelude or whatever.
01:22:02
28dongslater
that wasn't very good.
01:22:02
Jonny Ringo
it ruin Absolute for you?
01:22:04
28dongslater
no but like I want to not remember it.
01:22:05
Jonny Ringo
Okay.
01:22:09
28dongslater
I don't want to remember it.
01:22:10
DeeBo
It's kind of like all you need to know is like booster gold is going to pop up at some point. That's all you really
01:22:15
28dongslater
Yes.
01:22:15
Steve-O
Ooh.
01:22:16
28dongslater
Booster Girl will will pop up when Gotham looks like Apocalypse.
01:22:23
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:22:24
28dongslater
um Yeah, so it if you want me to tell you what happens, simply, succinctly enough, Thanos basically doesn't understand his place in the universe.
01:22:36
28dongslater
He doesn't understand his place, what he's supposed to be. Like, is he this constant, or is he like the evil... incarnate Like he's not sure what, what it is.
01:22:48
28dongslater
So in order to figure that out and to find out his place, he ends up stealing Spectre's abilities. Like he steals Spectre, kills him, steals the abilities, and then like unlocks like the big picture of life and death and what the universe is trying to do.
01:23:05
28dongslater
And basically it says like Darkseid is like this evil constant. Like he needs to exist. And he's the only being in the DC universe that isn't... His like essence is all tied into himself.
01:23:18
28dongslater
Like Superman's essence of hope that like spreads throughout the world, right? Batman's essence of like control and, you know, like this whole idea of keeping Gotham, you know, this beautiful place, the the the strive to keep going, willpower, all that.
01:23:34
28dongslater
It spreads. But Darkseid, it's all contained within him. So he's the only like physical embodiment of fear and death and darkness and all this in the DC Universe.
01:23:46
28dongslater
So he says, fuck that. I want to spread my essence out everywhere. Specifically, multiversal planet that is you know next door to the Earth 1 in DC Universe.
01:24:02
28dongslater
And he basically kills himself. And spreads his essence into that earth. Hence creating the absolute earth where their hope is not the winner.
01:24:14
28dongslater
You know, the hope is the underdog. um You know, people are are born in shit. you You know, the the heroes are born in shit. And the things that make some heroes great, it's taken away from them.
01:24:28
28dongslater
You know, like it's...
01:24:29
DeeBo
like Bruce Wayne's money.
01:24:30
28dongslater
Heroes, exactly. Wonder Woman being born in hell... And Superman basically being an adult and not having Mom, Pop, hence influence on him as in ah in ah in a younger age. So they all lose something that roots them to the hope and, you know, the the goodness of Earth One.
01:24:54
28dongslater
And that's it. That's really and like that's it in a nutshell is basically this Earth with Darkseid's essence. And that's why it is the way it is. I don't care.
01:25:07
28dongslater
read it.
01:25:07
Jonny Ringo
i just want I just want Chunky Batman maiming people.
01:25:07
28dongslater
I can't, dude.
01:25:10
Steve-O
Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:25:11
28dongslater
Whatever. I'm glad he's dead. Good. Darkseid's dead. Wonderful.
01:25:11
Jonny Ringo
That's all I want.
01:25:16
DeeBo
I mean, like, for me...
01:25:16
Jonny Ringo
Good job.
01:25:16
28dongslater
Makes me happy.
01:25:17
Jonny Ringo
Let's get back to Batman slicing hands off again, because that's what I want to see.
01:25:20
DeeBo
I mean, for me, it was really just, like, why is there... what Like, why why an absolute universe? Like, how did we get here?
01:25:26
Jonny Ringo
i mean, the way here well, Devin, was there was there and Marvel all-in when the Ultimate Universe came out, or no?
01:25:27
DeeBo
And that's all I needed. it That's all I needed.
01:25:34
Jonny Ringo
it's just Or was it just under...
01:25:34
DeeBo
No, but it is different.
01:25:35
Jonny Ringo
understood Yeah, but like isn't it better to just
01:25:36
DeeBo
I think it's different.
01:25:39
Jonny Ringo
take it as it is and just not care about the why?
01:25:41
28dongslater
To be honest, I kind of don't want to know how my ice cream is made sometimes.
01:25:43
DeeBo
I thought it no You know why? Like, if it what if it was, that would have been fine.
01:25:46
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
01:25:48
DeeBo
But the fact that they were like, well, there is a reason.
01:25:49
Jonny Ringo
But the fact that there was a backbone, yeah, okay.
01:25:51
DeeBo
And now I'm like, well, now I need to know.
01:25:52
Jonny Ringo
Alright, yeah, okay, I see you there.
01:25:54
DeeBo
Yeah. It was...
01:25:56
28dongslater
And now I know and I couldn't care less.
01:25:56
Jonny Ringo
But it's just like,
01:25:59
28dongslater
I really couldn't. The absolute books, they're there obviously that imprint is there, but that's it. Like they are their own things. They're wonderful.
01:26:09
28dongslater
Absolute Wonder Woman is wonderful. Wonderful, wonderful. Absolutely great. Read it. It's so good. it's up It's the best Wonder Woman book I've ever read.
01:26:22
28dongslater
Like I don't ever. It's great. And Batman, Absolute Batman, of course that's great. Like it's self-evidently great. You look at it.
01:26:32
Jonny Ringo
it's just real It's just actual Batman now to me. That's what my Batman is.
01:26:36
28dongslater
It's you get five pages and you're like, ah, yeah, yeah. This is what I was missing for a very long time. And it's great.
01:26:43
DeeBo
Yeah. And ah yeah, I'm like on issue four, I think I keep.
01:26:48
Jonny Ringo
Of Batman?
01:26:48
DeeBo
a Yeah. Like, unfortunately, don't know about this could be my problem, but like, i feel like the app, no, the app, the app itself, the app itself like keeps not loading the pages for me.
01:26:52
Jonny Ringo
Ooh, nice.
01:26:56
Jonny Ringo
He's too fat! I don't like how fat he is. The app.
01:27:03
DeeBo
And I'm like, okay.
01:27:03
28dongslater
Yeah, that that does happen to me occasionally myself.
01:27:06
DeeBo
Okay. So like in that respect, in that respect, it's a worse app than the Marvel app for sure.
01:27:07
Jonny Ringo
yeah So what are you doing?
01:27:08
28dongslater
Are you using DC now? are
01:27:12
28dongslater
are Are you using DC Go or are you reading the comics?
01:27:15
DeeBo
No, I tried on Go, and then I was like, I hate everything about this because it's all vertical or something.
01:27:22
28dongslater
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:27:22
DeeBo
i didn't like it, and I was like, ew, go back. um So, like,
01:27:26
Jonny Ringo
you just loading the page and then zooming in yourself to each part? Or like how are you reading it?
01:27:30
DeeBo
no, no, no. I mean, I'm watching it. I'm i'm reading on my tablet, so it's a bit bigger.
01:27:33
Jonny Ringo
yeah Are you doing the guide guided view?
01:27:34
Steve-O
If you're on a tablet, you can, you might as well read it normal.
01:27:37
28dongslater
Yeah.
01:27:38
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
01:27:38
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. So, I'm just kind of flipping through the pages as new.
01:27:40
Steve-O
On a phone though, that vertical stuff is actually kind of nice.
01:27:43
28dongslater
I love it Yeah, I really
01:27:44
DeeBo
Yeah, I guess are on the phone, but yeah.
01:27:44
Jonny Ringo
It's nice. Yeah, I like it.
01:27:45
DeeBo
and like on And like, this is my fault, but like when I go to bed, I fire up the iPad, like not the iPad, but like I fire up my tablet and then I read and then it is, it can be a bit sleep inducing, I will admit, but that's kind of what I've been doing.
01:28:02
DeeBo
So I've been getting through like an issue a night, but no, absolute Batman absolutely rocks.
01:28:10
28dongslater
yeah dude yeah dude yeah dude it's it's it's
01:28:11
Jonny Ringo
It's awesome, right? It's so good.
01:28:13
DeeBo
No, it's awesome. It's really good. Even with just like one issue, i was like, oh, hell yeah.
01:28:21
Jonny Ringo
Oh, this is really good. Yeah, yeah.
01:28:22
DeeBo
yeah
01:28:23
Jonny Ringo
Give me more of this.
01:28:23
DeeBo
In a way, i was like, how are we going to get here in one issue? like How are we going to get to like this is the shit in one issue? Because that is hard to do.
01:28:29
28dongslater
it's it's incredibly refreshing reading that too and it's also a lot of
01:28:32
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:28:35
28dongslater
the dark night returns for like it is chock full man
01:28:37
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:28:38
28dongslater
like
01:28:39
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
01:28:39
28dongslater
the talking heads, the, the, the state of the city Oh,
01:28:43
DeeBo
I will say i think it's, well, one, i I love, I absolutely love the change. I won't spoil it.
01:28:54
Jonny Ringo
the the pen The Alfred one? Alfred change?
01:28:56
DeeBo
No, no, the other one. um
01:28:58
Jonny Ringo
ah The Rogues Gallery change?
01:29:01
DeeBo
No, the other one is...
01:29:03
Jonny Ringo
What other one?
01:29:04
DeeBo
ah The one with Martha.
01:29:04
28dongslater
yes.
01:29:04
Jonny Ringo
There's a lot of changes!
01:29:05
DeeBo
The one with Martha. Like, I love that.
01:29:07
Jonny Ringo
Oh, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:29:07
28dongslater
oh yeah
01:29:08
DeeBo
I love that. I absolutely love that.
01:29:09
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, yeah, I love that, too. I love it, too.
01:29:11
DeeBo
I will say, i think it's just as ridiculous that people don't figure out that Batman's Bruce Wayne when he was a billionaire as it is where, yeah, it's just like, oh, hey, my son is abnormally, like, gigantic.
01:29:11
Jonny Ringo
I love it, too.
01:29:11
28dongslater
That is something, isn't it?
01:29:17
Jonny Ringo
Oh, just based on the size? Ha ha ha!
01:29:23
Jonny Ringo
my My son is 350 pounds, and super athletic.
01:29:28
DeeBo
Yeah, he looks like he looks like a cartoon in the world that he's in. They're like, you're just unbelievably humongous, and it's ridiculous.
01:29:37
Jonny Ringo
He's Shohei Otani.
01:29:39
Steve-O
You know, the thing is, people probably are people, people know they're just afraid to say they know.
01:29:39
Jonny Ringo
He looks like Shohei Otani.
01:29:40
DeeBo
He's like three of them.
01:29:43
DeeBo
It's just they don't want to fuck with it.
01:29:44
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
01:29:46
28dongslater
Well, he's also a nobody in this, too. Like, he's just...
01:29:49
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, that's true.
01:29:49
DeeBo
Yeah, I mean, he's he's just like an engineer.
01:29:50
28dongslater
Nobody knows who the kid is.
01:29:52
DeeBo
Well, listen, he could have gone pro. He could have gone pro.
01:29:54
28dongslater
I know, dude.
01:29:55
Jonny Ringo
you know i like that i like that flat I like that flex that he actually probably could have been a really successful football player professionally because he's a huge motherfucker.
01:29:56
28dongslater
right He faked an injury.
01:29:58
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:30:04
28dongslater
Easy.
01:30:06
Jonny Ringo
He's a big unit.
01:30:07
28dongslater
He looked like he was running with a ball, so I thought he was...
01:30:07
DeeBo
Yeah, he's a fucking...
01:30:10
Jonny Ringo
But he chooses violence and vengeance and maiming instead, which is awesome.
01:30:14
DeeBo
he seems like He seems like he would have been a Hall of Fame running back.
01:30:19
28dongslater
it's ah what it looks like he was doing in that frame.
01:30:19
DeeBo
That's what he seems like he would have been.
01:30:22
28dongslater
Like, it looks like he was running the ball.
01:30:23
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:30:24
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, you walk you you got to that page where he's fucking powerlifting, right? And getting mad while lifting.
01:30:28
28dongslater
me yeah
01:30:30
Jonny Ringo
Evan, that shit's so good.
01:30:30
DeeBo
Yeah, I think so. I think, yeah.
01:30:33
28dongslater
Oh, what a great book.
01:30:34
DeeBo
It's just, yeah.
01:30:34
28dongslater
um I, Devin, I suggest reading.
01:30:36
Jonny Ringo
That's like...
01:30:37
28dongslater
ah Yeah, they should.
01:30:37
Jonny Ringo
You think they'll you think they'll adapt that? They'll adapt these to like cartoon movies or something? Because these are things that I would like to watch.
01:30:42
DeeBo
They should. I'll be honest, if they're not already in like pre-production for Absolute Batman
01:30:45
28dongslater
They definitely should.
01:30:45
Jonny Ringo
Like... Like trying to... Dude, is the note it was the best-selling comic book last year.
01:30:50
DeeBo
now
01:30:52
Jonny Ringo
like When was the last time a DC book was the best-selling comic book?
01:30:56
28dongslater
I have to say, too, Black Mask, he delivers a fucking hell of a monologue.
01:31:01
Jonny Ringo
when he fucking bodies that pro fighter, i was like, oh my god!
01:31:03
28dongslater
Yeah. No, he's he's... You remember that monologue he gives, right?
01:31:07
DeeBo
yeah
01:31:07
28dongslater
About what he used to do?
01:31:09
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
01:31:10
28dongslater
Oh!
01:31:10
Jonny Ringo
I love it. About the pigs or whatever.
01:31:11
28dongslater
oh Yeah!
01:31:14
DeeBo
Also, I do love... I love and love ah this version of Bullock, too.
01:31:15
Jonny Ringo
It's so good, dude.
01:31:19
28dongslater
Oh, yeah.
01:31:19
DeeBo
It's just...
01:31:19
Jonny Ringo
Oh, yeah.
01:31:19
DeeBo
i don't know. Yeah.
01:31:20
Jonny Ringo
I love everybody, dude.
01:31:22
DeeBo
Yeah, every...
01:31:22
28dongslater
Everything's fine...
01:31:22
DeeBo
and kind of It sounds stupid, but like, I kind of love everything about it.
01:31:24
Jonny Ringo
It's like everything is good. yeah
01:31:26
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:31:27
Jonny Ringo
Every change is good. like Every change makes sense and and is a good change.
01:31:29
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:31:30
28dongslater
I wish, though, I would like to see a little bit more of Gordon, like what they do with him and his daughter.
01:31:30
DeeBo
And it does... Yeah, and
01:31:35
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, because he's the mayor, right? He's the mayor right now.
01:31:37
28dongslater
Right.
01:31:37
DeeBo
Actually, I will say, yeah if there's one and it's not even bad, but if there's somebody who's who's getting i'm only like three or four issues in there's somebody that feels like they're getting character assassinated.
01:31:49
DeeBo
It's fucking Gordon because he just sucks at his job.
01:31:51
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
01:31:51
28dongslater
Yeah, he's he's in a rough spot.
01:31:52
Jonny Ringo
yeah
01:31:53
28dongslater
Yes.
01:31:53
DeeBo
He's not a bad person. It just seems like his job is he's not good at it.
01:31:57
28dongslater
Yes.
01:31:58
Jonny Ringo
I mean, would anybody be good at being the mayor of fucking Gotham City?
01:32:01
DeeBo
i mean, when you have a fucking seven foot tall Bruce Wayne, yes, it should be.
01:32:06
Jonny Ringo
The twist on...
01:32:06
28dongslater
You know, yeah, i can't, Steve, I want you read this, buddy.
01:32:07
Jonny Ringo
Oh, man. I don't want to spoil anything, but, like, wow.
01:32:08
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:32:09
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, yeah i want i want i want I want...
01:32:10
Steve-O
No, I need to. I need to. I'm so i'm sleeping. I'm sleeping.
01:32:13
28dongslater
this is really good, man.
01:32:13
Steve-O
You're right.
01:32:14
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, it's like... Yeah, I don't want to spoil anything.
01:32:16
28dongslater
um
01:32:16
Jonny Ringo
But, like, all the little all the little changes they do are, like, really... like They're all thought out and they all mean something. It's really cool.
01:32:24
28dongslater
I did read, um i did read Absolute Superman, a little bit of Absolute Flash, too, and a little bit,
01:32:29
DeeBo
Oh.
01:32:30
Jonny Ringo
Oh, what's the change with Flash? like What's the difference with Flash? like What's his thing, his deal?
01:32:35
28dongslater
you know,
01:32:36
Jonny Ringo
Is it Barry?
01:32:37
28dongslater
I'm not really feeling it that much as much as the other.
01:32:40
Jonny Ringo
Who's writing Absolute Flash?
01:32:42
28dongslater
i don't know. That's an interesting question. Um, it's very, there's like, not a lot has happened.
01:32:48
Jonny Ringo
It is... Who the fuck is that?
01:32:53
28dongslater
It's, it's Jeff Lemire is writing it.
01:32:53
Jonny Ringo
yeah Oh, Jeff Lemire's writing it? Bro.
01:32:56
Steve-O
Oh.
01:32:57
Jonny Ringo
That's the goat, though. Or one of the goats.
01:32:58
28dongslater
I know it's, it's very much that the flash is like a kid that,
01:33:02
Jonny Ringo
Is it... Chris, maybe you're just not smart enough to understand I'm
01:33:06
28dongslater
I mean, like, listen, when do you read this and compare it to like absolute Wonder Woman absolute Batman, dude, like they're the S tier.
01:33:06
Jonny Ringo
and that
01:33:10
Jonny Ringo
i'm just kidding.
01:33:13
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, okay. Because you you read the yeah you read like the best stuff first, too.
01:33:18
28dongslater
And then you have like Superman was, was interesting and good.
01:33:19
Jonny Ringo
what so Was Superman good, though? Because people were saying...
01:33:24
28dongslater
I would say though, I don't, I don't like it's Jason Aaron.
01:33:25
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, I'm i'm holding off on it. I'm holding off on it.
01:33:29
28dongslater
It's, it's cool. I like what they're doing with him. It's very actually reading it.
01:33:33
Jonny Ringo
It's very scalped. It's like scalped.
01:33:35
28dongslater
reading it reminds me a lot of what James Gunn is talking about with the Superman movie. Like he's, he's helping the downtrodden. Like he, like the first time he, like well, one of the first times you see him is he's basically clearing a diamond mine so that the slaves that don't have to go in and haul out all the diamonds.
01:33:59
Jonny Ringo
So Krypton.
01:34:01
28dongslater
No, this is on earth. And like he's basically in Africa and he's going to these different countries and basically helping like people that are being like taken advantage of or like straight up slaves.
01:34:13
Jonny Ringo
Oh, OK.
01:34:15
28dongslater
Like people are being used as slave labor. um And then the peacekeeping, you know, the peacekeepers are like this horrible fascistic army that is following Superman. And Lois Lane is in that group. She's a peacemaker.
01:34:34
28dongslater
And yeah, yeah.
01:34:35
Jonny Ringo
She's like a soldier.
01:34:37
28dongslater
And she's basically, yeah, she's, she views him to like the the scene where they,
01:34:38
Jonny Ringo
That's kind of cool.
01:34:41
Jonny Ringo
Is that like the Daily Planet? Is the Peacekeepers? Like, is that what the Daily Planet twist is on this one?
01:34:46
28dongslater
she, she writes field reports for the peacekeepers.
01:34:47
Jonny Ringo
Okay. Oh, interesting.
01:34:50
28dongslater
And she, she says she hates writing them. They, they have this AI that writes all their field reports and it's Brainiac. And they're like,
01:34:59
Jonny Ringo
Interesting.
01:35:00
28dongslater
always like Lois why you just let the brainiac write it like just pan in you know put in the details no she's like I hate writing reports but I need to write a report about Superman or about this guy that I met and she's like he smells like cinnamon like that's how she starts it out laughing laughing laughing
01:35:05
Jonny Ringo
She hates AI.
01:35:17
Jonny Ringo
Oh, man.
01:35:18
Steve-O
Yes.
01:35:18
Jonny Ringo
That's like very twi that's very Twilight.
01:35:18
Steve-O
Yes.
01:35:20
DeeBo
Oh, man.
01:35:22
Jonny Ringo
that's all I'm into it. I'm in. I'm in. I'm 1,000,000% in. This sounds good, Chris.
01:35:26
28dongslater
And he's like, he looks like a boy sometimes, but and there are times where he looks like a man.
01:35:29
Jonny Ringo
You didn't like it?
01:35:31
28dongslater
I just, in comparison, I have to tell you, i read...
01:35:32
Jonny Ringo
Wait, did you just read one issue? Or the...
01:35:37
28dongslater
read up in... I read the first arc. Yeah.
01:35:37
Jonny Ringo
The first arc, at least?
01:35:40
Jonny Ringo
Okay.
01:35:40
28dongslater
It's good. it is really good. It's just, in comparison, like, i yeah um if I'm ranking these, if i if I'm forced to, this is, like, tier, and I really think...
01:35:51
Jonny Ringo
Okay, and Superman...
01:35:51
28dongslater
I... i
01:35:53
Jonny Ringo
Batman and Wonder Woman are are S...
01:35:55
28dongslater
I think Wonder Woman then Batman.
01:35:56
Steve-O
Thank
01:35:56
28dongslater
I really, ah know.
01:35:57
DeeBo
well you know you know this You know what this feels like? It feels like when the Ultimate Universe was first like a thing. And it's like, but like Ultimate Spider-Man is awesome. He's like, Ultimate X-Men, it's pretty good. Not as good.
01:36:10
28dongslater
Yeah, definitely.
01:36:11
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:36:11
DeeBo
Ultimate is awesome.
01:36:12
28dongslater
Definitely. yeah
01:36:13
DeeBo
Ultimate Fantastic Four.
01:36:13
Jonny Ringo
Wait, Devin, did you read the new did you read the reboot for Ultimate Spider-Man yet?
01:36:17
DeeBo
No, no, I haven't.
01:36:18
Jonny Ringo
are you gar Are you planning on it?
01:36:19
DeeBo
I'm definitely planning on it.
01:36:20
Jonny Ringo
seems
01:36:20
DeeBo
just haven't.
01:36:21
Jonny Ringo
It seems interesting. These are all the best-selling books of last year, too. All these weird fucking re reimaginations of of of characters.
01:36:28
28dongslater
Because people are tired of the same shit, man.
01:36:28
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:36:31
28dongslater
Like, we used to read...
01:36:32
Jonny Ringo
How is that striking?
01:36:34
28dongslater
When we were reading comics, we were all...
01:36:34
Jonny Ringo
Sorry.
01:36:36
28dongslater
The question that always came up, I think, routinely, when it came to DC and Marvel was, did they change too much?
01:36:36
Jonny Ringo
Oh
01:36:38
Jonny Ringo
my god.
01:36:42
28dongslater
Like, is it too much where we don't even recognize the character that we're reading anymore?
01:36:43
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
01:36:48
28dongslater
But now...
01:36:48
Jonny Ringo
Well, I think that's what's kind of that's what's cool about the the absolute Batman, absolute Wonder Woman.
01:36:52
28dongslater
There's freedom!
01:36:55
Jonny Ringo
But they still feel they still feel like the characters, though. They're not they're not they're not even...
01:36:57
28dongslater
Yes.
01:36:59
Jonny Ringo
i wouldn't even say they're different at all. They're literally the same character, just but just...
01:37:02
28dongslater
Really? Yeah. Yeah.
01:37:05
Jonny Ringo
ah you know Yeah.
01:37:06
28dongslater
And like amplified.
01:37:08
Jonny Ringo
Absolute, I would say, versions of
01:37:08
28dongslater
Like they're all... yeah
01:37:10
Steve-O
There you go.
01:37:13
28dongslater
Like Wonder Woman, like Devin, you're going love it.
01:37:15
Jonny Ringo
Oh, absolutely absolute Flash is Wally.
01:37:15
28dongslater
It's so...
01:37:16
Jonny Ringo
It's not even Barry, it's Wally.
01:37:17
DeeBo
yeah
01:37:18
28dongslater
it's WALL-E...
01:37:19
Jonny Ringo
You know what? Good, because Wally's been... Dude, ever since they brought Barry back, Wally's just fucking been bottom feeder for like 20 years now.
01:37:26
DeeBo
Oh my god, I read the worst.
01:37:26
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:37:26
Jonny Ringo
Ever since they brought Barry back.
01:37:28
DeeBo
There was a... I don't even know what the... Wait,
01:37:31
Jonny Ringo
Oh man, there's no Speed Force? um i Dude, I might be in.
01:37:36
28dongslater
Yeah, that is different.
01:37:36
DeeBo
what... What is this?
01:37:37
Jonny Ringo
Chris.
01:37:38
28dongslater
that That is different. I'm not i'm not loving it.
01:37:39
Jonny Ringo
There's no Speed Force or or or other Flashes.
01:37:41
28dongslater
what I'm not loving it. like It's not bad, but it's...
01:37:45
Jonny Ringo
And it's young Wally. He's a young baby Wally.
01:37:47
28dongslater
I prefer...
01:37:47
Jonny Ringo
He's a teenager.
01:37:49
28dongslater
like i like I like Absolute Martian Manhunter a little bit more than that just because of the visuals and it looks so cool. like That's an easy book to read, man.
01:37:58
DeeBo
Yeah. Oh, so, uh,
01:37:59
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, they're saying they're saying that the that Absolute Flash is like a lighter tone than the other books. Like all the other books are pretty dark.
01:38:04
28dongslater
Yeah. yeah
01:38:06
Jonny Ringo
So maybe this is just too soft for you. You you you like your shit. You like your enemy, your bad guys to get maimed.
01:38:13
28dongslater
yeah i like when martian manhunter is following a guy around he's like i'm i'm going to i'm going to kill the dog today i'm gonna nail its paws to the ground and he's just reading this guy's thoughts and he's like what the fuck like freaking out immediately
01:38:13
Jonny Ringo
ah You like You want their arms to get to get sliced off. I get it. I get it.
01:38:31
DeeBo
Well, if if you ever feel like you need to get brought back down to earth, I was reading about a DC event a few years back.
01:38:32
28dongslater
ah
01:38:39
Jonny Ringo
An event. When you say the word event and comic book next to it, I hate i hate it already.
01:38:41
DeeBo
Yeah, no, no, It was called Heroes in Crisis, and it's like a definite...
01:38:42
28dongslater
It does. It makes me groan.
01:38:44
Jonny Ringo
I hate it.
01:38:47
Jonny Ringo
When you say Crisis and DC in the same sentence, I hate it already.
01:38:50
DeeBo
Yeah. No, dude, I was reading about it. It is like, if you just want to read a character assassination of Wally West, go read that. It's terrible, dude.
01:38:59
28dongslater
Oh, boy.
01:38:59
Jonny Ringo
no. No, I don't want to because I read the character assassination of of fucking Bart, and that was horrible.
01:39:05
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:39:05
Jonny Ringo
I still haven't really forgiven DC for doing that to Bart, to be honest.
01:39:08
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:39:10
Jonny Ringo
Fucking Kid Flash.
01:39:10
DeeBo
I'll just post the link. I'll just post the red thread.
01:39:12
Jonny Ringo
No, I'm not going to read it, dude.
01:39:13
DeeBo
If you just want to look at it. No, no, no. it's not You don't have read it. You just want to read about this guy complaining
01:39:16
Jonny Ringo
This is all Geoff Johns' fault, because he had he has a boner for the Silver Age and needed to bring back Barry Allen. And he got fucking MAGA magga artist fucking Ethan VanSkyver to do the art and and be delayed all the time, too.
01:39:23
DeeBo
If you just want to look at it.
01:39:32
Jonny Ringo
with ah With... What was it called? What was that Flash run called?
01:39:36
DeeBo
a
01:39:37
Jonny Ringo
Rebirth? Flash Rebirth or some bullshit?
01:39:38
DeeBo
Yeah. Man, that was good, though.
01:39:39
Jonny Ringo
Yeah. Was it, though?
01:39:42
DeeBo
Yeah, it was.
01:39:43
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, I guess it was. Yeah, because...
01:39:44
DeeBo
but everything But that doesn't mean everything after that.
01:39:45
Jonny Ringo
Because of the reverse flash. Because the reverse flash was fucking sick.
01:39:49
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:39:50
Jonny Ringo
Because he's a sicko.
01:39:50
DeeBo
No, honestly, my favorite moment in that is where he says...
01:39:53
Jonny Ringo
I jerked you off, Barry, on your first date.
01:39:55
28dongslater
yeah
01:39:56
Steve-O
Thank you.
01:39:57
28dongslater
okay
01:39:58
Jonny Ringo
I jerked you off at the speed of light. and said
01:40:01
28dongslater
They gotta address that at some point in the comics.
01:40:02
DeeBo
Yeah. No, honestly, the best part in that is when is when Barry says, Clark, those races were for charity, and then he fucking smokes them in that when he's like trying to chase them.
01:40:13
Jonny Ringo
Oh, yeah, dude.
01:40:14
DeeBo
That is an all-time moment.
01:40:14
Jonny Ringo
Yeah. You'd like that.
01:40:15
DeeBo
I was like, oh, that's sick. But you're right. like Overall, net negative. Much like some other things we'll probably be talking about.
01:40:27
28dongslater
Oh, no.
01:40:28
DeeBo
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah,
01:40:29
Jonny Ringo
And what was the Green Lantern one? Was that Rebirth too?
01:40:31
28dongslater
Oh!
01:40:32
28dongslater
I did something else.
01:40:32
DeeBo
Oh, Rebirth.
01:40:33
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
01:40:34
28dongslater
Oh, Green Lantern.
01:40:34
DeeBo
It was
01:40:34
Jonny Ringo
Is there an absolute Green Lantern? Is there an absolute version of that?
01:40:35
28dongslater
There is. i only read one issue.
01:40:37
Jonny Ringo
Who's writing that? Who's writing who's writing that?
01:40:39
28dongslater
I don't know. haven't This is me, man. This is new comic book, Chris.
01:40:43
Jonny Ringo
Let me see.
01:40:43
28dongslater
You don't even look at authors anymore.
01:40:44
Jonny Ringo
I'm looking it up.
01:40:45
28dongslater
I'm just...
01:40:46
Jonny Ringo
What the fuck is this guy? Who is this guy?
01:40:48
28dongslater
cranking through it, man.
01:40:49
Jonny Ringo
Al Ewing.
01:40:51
28dongslater
That sounds familiar, actually.
01:40:52
Jonny Ringo
He's British.
01:40:55
DeeBo
Oh, Patrick's brother?
01:40:57
28dongslater
Patrick Ewing's brother.
01:40:58
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:40:58
28dongslater
Yeah.
01:40:58
Steve-O
but Patrick Ewing's really, yeah.
01:40:59
Jonny Ringo
Oh, it's a whore? It's a whore?
01:41:03
DeeBo
Yeah, she is.
01:41:04
28dongslater
Yeah, that definitely, was getting those vibes. I was getting those vibes.
01:41:08
Jonny Ringo
Who is Joe Mullane?
01:41:11
DeeBo
know.
01:41:12
Jonny Ringo
It's the a girl, girl Green Lantern.
01:41:12
28dongslater
No clue.
01:41:16
Jonny Ringo
I don't know these...
01:41:17
DeeBo
Do you remember the do you remember the ah the the the Green Lantern that was in like from Iraq who just had a gun?
01:41:17
Jonny Ringo
Dude, I'm so out of touch.
01:41:27
Jonny Ringo
No, like a Greenlander construct gun?
01:41:28
DeeBo
Remember that guy?
01:41:32
DeeBo
No, no, he was, he was like, no, he had a pistol and he just shot people.
01:41:32
Jonny Ringo
Or like an actual gun? He had an AR-15 strapped to his back? Like an actual...
01:41:39
DeeBo
and was like, fucking what?
01:41:41
28dongslater
right, I will say this in this absolute Green Lantern book.
01:41:41
DeeBo
Uh,
01:41:44
28dongslater
Hal Jordan is not the Green Lantern.
01:41:48
Jonny Ringo
Is he a Green Lantern though?
01:41:51
28dongslater
Nope.
01:41:53
Jonny Ringo
Whoa.
01:41:53
28dongslater
Yeah, yeah, I'll leave it at that.
01:41:56
Jonny Ringo
Okay.
01:41:57
28dongslater
That is kind interesting. I think i what they're setting up is weird. It's very weird.
01:42:03
Jonny Ringo
I can't wait for this James Gunn Green Lantern show to come out, to be honest.
01:42:07
Steve-O
Uh.
01:42:08
28dongslater
Well, John, I did watch a show. this week, but it wasn't Green Lantern, unfortunately.
01:42:12
Jonny Ringo
True Detective?
01:42:14
28dongslater
I finished Squid Game, Season 3.
01:42:16
Jonny Ringo
Oh, I didn't...
01:42:16
DeeBo
no
01:42:16
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, you did it so we don't have to?
01:42:18
28dongslater
I did it so you guys didn't have to.
01:42:20
DeeBo
No, I want too bad. It's just we had to finish the bear.
01:42:24
28dongslater
I am... um um
01:42:25
Jonny Ringo
There's like... There's so many memes with fucking Cade Blanchett now. They just show show a screenshot and just say, name three countries.
01:42:31
28dongslater
um' I'm not... I'm not...
01:42:34
Jonny Ringo
It's just like...
01:42:35
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:42:36
28dongslater
I'm not as...
01:42:37
Jonny Ringo
It's just like...
01:42:38
28dongslater
I'm not as ah hated on hating on this as everybody else. i didn't I didn't hate it.
01:42:42
Jonny Ringo
Was it better than how the first part of this season ended with everybody shooting guns getting ammo from pockets?
01:42:44
28dongslater
Yes. Yes. Of course. This was far more poetic and far.
01:42:49
Jonny Ringo
I hated that shit.
01:42:52
28dongslater
I didn't, I didn't think it was going to get as dark as it got like this. This third season is extremely brutal. um And it's, Very much like, I remember I was watching it with my mother and she pointed out like, I don't remember them actively like killing each other as much.
01:43:11
28dongslater
And the other season, I'm like, yeah, this is, this is different. Like, this is like, and the games themselves are super violent, you know, like not so much like violent in,
01:43:15
Jonny Ringo
Thank you.
01:43:22
DeeBo
Yeah. I saw, i saw a clip of one I was like a jumper of one and I was like, Oh no. Like.
01:43:29
28dongslater
Well, you see, that one I feel like is back to form, but there's one before that. but The game before that, it's it's straight up just the most brutal game they've ever had on the game, the squid game.
01:43:44
28dongslater
um And it really is very telling, and it and it takes the show down a really dark path, and it kind of stays there.
01:43:50
DeeBo
Okay.
01:43:52
28dongslater
Like, I'm not going to spoil anything in particular, but
01:43:54
DeeBo
is it like Is it kind of like ah when the last season of Stranger Things got like really brutal out of nowhere?
01:44:01
28dongslater
Yes.
01:44:02
28dongslater
And less of a like an even... It's open-ended too. Yeah, actually it does make a lot of connections there. Like, it's not... Nothing... I'm going to say that.
01:44:02
DeeBo
Okay.
01:44:15
28dongslater
Yeah, I won't spoil anything.
TV Show Critiques and Future Speculations
01:44:17
DeeBo
Okay. No, I really do want to see it.
01:44:18
28dongslater
Yeah.
01:44:19
DeeBo
It's just, ah yeah, i just had to finish. So I'll just...
01:44:21
28dongslater
i do I do, though, caution. This is my word of caution. This ah feels like a the second season and the third season should have been one season, seven episodes, eight episodes long.
01:44:37
28dongslater
Like that is definitively true.
01:44:37
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:44:38
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:44:40
28dongslater
And it's, I'm not going to say it doesn't detract from it because of course it does. There are plot lines that go on far too long. And there are certain plot lines that just don't go anywhere for a while. You know, it's just not a lot going on.
01:44:55
28dongslater
But I think the core of it and the message, I think is great. Whether people understand it or not, I don't know. I'm tired of asking that question anymore.
01:45:05
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:45:06
28dongslater
I don't care. I got it. I liked it. um And yeah, I hear the discourse online and it's just so tone deaf. Like they just don't get it.
01:45:17
28dongslater
They don't get it. You know, it's ridiculous. I've never seen it as bad. it's It's interesting. So, yeah, I liked it. I think, obviously, they are setting something else up at the very end because you guys all saw Cate Blanchett, right?
01:45:37
28dongslater
That's kind of hard to ignore.
01:45:37
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
01:45:38
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah,
01:45:38
Jonny Ringo
Oh, so they, did was that a, was that teased at the end of this?
01:45:41
28dongslater
Yeah.
01:45:42
Jonny Ringo
Oh, shit.
01:45:43
28dongslater
I will tell you that.
01:45:43
Jonny Ringo
So they're connected. And she's like, name all 50 capitals of the United States.
01:45:51
28dongslater
I'm not going to tell you what she's doing, but
01:45:54
DeeBo
Okay.
01:45:55
28dongslater
Yeah.
01:45:55
DeeBo
But, uh, all right.
01:45:55
Jonny Ringo
But you're into it. You're into it.
01:45:57
28dongslater
I am.
01:45:57
Jonny Ringo
Is it David Finchery?
01:45:58
DeeBo
Isn't that, so there's one more season left, right?
01:45:59
28dongslater
Right.
01:46:01
DeeBo
Is that, or was this the final season?
01:46:02
28dongslater
No. Well, this is it.
01:46:03
Jonny Ringo
It's just the American season.
01:46:05
28dongslater
This is the end of the Korean good games.
01:46:06
DeeBo
Okay. Okay.
01:46:08
28dongslater
This is, and it's a definitive end to like definitive end for the Korean squid games.
01:46:10
DeeBo
Okay, good, good, good.
01:46:13
28dongslater
And then, yeah.
01:46:15
DeeBo
That's some American man goes, I've got it.
01:46:17
Jonny Ringo
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
01:46:19
28dongslater
Yeah.
01:46:20
Jonny Ringo
Hell yeah, brother.
01:46:20
28dongslater
Um,
01:46:21
Jonny Ringo
You ready for some squid game?
01:46:24
28dongslater
Yeah, I think it's a fuck. I think the first season's a marry. I think the the second season is... It's like barely a fuck.
01:46:36
28dongslater
And then this is... This is a good set.
01:46:38
DeeBo
okay
01:46:39
28dongslater
This good set.
01:46:42
Jonny Ringo
This is a sit on my face.
01:46:42
28dongslater
That's my review. Yeah, I'd say so. I'd let it.
01:46:47
DeeBo
All right.
01:46:49
Jonny Ringo
Alright, alright,
01:46:50
Steve-O
All right.
01:46:50
DeeBo
All right, shit.
01:46:50
28dongslater
a
01:46:51
DeeBo
I see you.
01:46:51
Jonny Ringo
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
01:46:52
DeeBo
I see you. I see you.
01:46:52
28dongslater
Yeah, come on!
01:46:52
DeeBo
I see you. I see you.
01:46:53
28dongslater
Lay off!
01:46:54
DeeBo
yes
01:46:55
Steve-O
I think I'm just like Squid Game burnout already because the second season just came out.
01:47:01
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, and it sucked.
01:47:01
DeeBo
Yeah, but isn't that kind of what you – it didn't suck.
01:47:04
28dongslater
I don't think it sucked.
01:47:04
DeeBo
it ended It ended on a bad note.
01:47:05
Steve-O
Eh.
01:47:05
Jonny Ringo
The last two episodes sucked.
01:47:06
28dongslater
It just didn't end well.
01:47:07
Steve-O
Eh.
01:47:08
Jonny Ringo
last two episodes sucked.
01:47:09
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, the last two. But, like, dude, I was hard in. I was like – I was invested from 80% that shit season.
01:47:13
28dongslater
yeah i was too.
01:47:15
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, I was too. I was too.
01:47:17
Steve-O
it like it like You know what? it it It jerked you off and then it walked away before you were done.
01:47:22
28dongslater
Of course.
01:47:22
DeeBo
One really jerked you off and then just like super glued your dick tip shut.
01:47:23
28dongslater
course. Ew.
01:47:25
Steve-O
It jerked you off and then it fell asleep and you're like, oh, this is weird.
01:47:28
28dongslater
God damn it.
01:47:28
DeeBo
was like, fuck you, deal with it.
01:47:31
Steve-O
What are you doing?
01:47:31
28dongslater
i been
01:47:31
DeeBo
Sorry, now I'm reading Simon Boz lore.
01:47:34
28dongslater
All right, enough reading about Simon Boz. Is anybody else got anything?
01:47:40
Steve-O
Let's go. Let's do do some news because we're we're already long in the tooth.
01:47:41
28dongslater
News. We're running high.
01:47:42
DeeBo
Do some news.
01:47:43
28dongslater
We're running high.
01:47:44
DeeBo
All right. Well, listen, first and foremost, RIP Michael Madsen.
01:47:46
28dongslater
Come on, Devin.
01:47:49
28dongslater
Michael Madsen.
01:47:50
Steve-O
Rip Michael Madsen.
01:47:52
DeeBo
age 67 gone too soon yeah so you know it's a shame but you know uh this is i feel like this was ah made a much bigger deal than it actually is uh neil druckman stepping away from hbo's last of season three
01:47:55
28dongslater
You going to bark all day, little doggie?
01:47:55
Jonny Ringo
Dang.
01:47:56
28dongslater
Or are going bite? Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
01:48:14
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, what are what are your thoughts on this?
01:48:16
DeeBo
i it's an It's a non-story.
01:48:18
Jonny Ringo
ah
01:48:18
DeeBo
If you understand what Neil Druckmann's actual job is, yeah, it's
01:48:19
28dongslater
Nothing burger.
01:48:19
Jonny Ringo
Okay. becauseley
01:48:22
28dongslater
Yeah, nothing burger.
01:48:22
Jonny Ringo
because i listen Because I listen to every HBO Last of Us podcast post-episode or whatever um for this season, and he basically said he was he was barely set.
01:48:37
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:48:38
Jonny Ringo
He was only there for a couple weeks at time, and it was only to film the episode. like the flashback episode, and and then like i think the first episode.
01:48:45
DeeBo
I do think most of his work is probably done in like pre-production. You know, when he's helping write the show.
01:48:53
28dongslater
Meh.
01:48:53
DeeBo
But it's like, he did, he did.
01:48:53
Steve-O
Did he direct episode?
01:48:55
Jonny Ringo
you trust Do you trust Craig Mazin to not fuck up season three when he's doing it on his own?
01:49:00
DeeBo
you don't know. I don't know. Because like on one hand, I think he's done great things. And like Neil Druckmann admits that like,
01:49:09
Jonny Ringo
But there there are things that Craig Mazin tried to do
01:49:09
DeeBo
Greg Mason's, like, the whole, that episode, it was great.
01:49:13
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, there and there are things Craig...
01:49:13
DeeBo
but the The one episode in season one? Yeah.
01:49:16
Jonny Ringo
and there are No, there are things that Craig Mason tried to do that Neil Druckmann stopped him from doing, which is using a different song for for Take On Me.
01:49:21
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:49:26
Jonny Ringo
And there was...
01:49:26
DeeBo
Mm-hmm.
01:49:28
Jonny Ringo
Oh, no, and then and taking out fucking Future Days entirely.
01:49:31
28dongslater
Shit, I mean, in in the long scheme of things, he got to walk away, like actually walk away and stop doing it.
01:49:32
Jonny Ringo
Like, there...
01:49:38
28dongslater
They just kicked George R.R. Martin of the room.
01:49:42
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, yeah.
01:49:42
28dongslater
They were like, fuck this guy, he's gone.
01:49:42
DeeBo
Yeah, it's true.
01:49:43
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:49:43
28dongslater
And he's like, don't listen to me!
01:49:44
Jonny Ringo
Well, I mean, the thing is, like, at least...
01:49:44
DeeBo
Yeah. that's true yeah
01:49:46
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, at least it's, you know, at least the guy that did Chernobyl, right? At least it's a guy and that does good work.
01:49:49
28dongslater
Yeah.
01:49:52
Jonny Ringo
So, it's like, we'll see. And how how badly can you fuck up ab Abby and Lev's story anyway, you know?
01:49:54
28dongslater
I mean, they're...
01:49:59
Jonny Ringo
Like, I don't think there's there's a lot...
01:49:59
28dongslater
i
01:50:01
Jonny Ringo
Like, I don't think... Also, i mean, there's things important to me about their story that I hope that they don't change, right? But I don't think... um so the stakes are as high with Abby and Lev than they were with Joel and Ellie, right?
01:50:14
28dongslater
Yeah.
01:50:14
Jonny Ringo
so So, I mean, maybe maybe that gives him a little bit of freedom to do stuff a little differently, but um if he's a real gamer, like he claims to be, then Abby and Lev's story should be just important to him as it is to to us.
01:50:33
Jonny Ringo
So I hope he doesn't stray too far from the course the cores of the of the of the story.
01:50:37
DeeBo
I will say in those kind of like episode breakdowns, Craig makes, it seems like he's hamming it up and I'm like, are you, this seems fake, but anyway, it's just like Neil Druckmann, his real job.
01:50:43
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, for sure.
01:50:47
28dongslater
Remember, he also made Scary Movie 4.
01:50:51
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. But his real job is directing, not just like a movie writer. He's directing a game studio. That's his big job.
01:50:59
Jonny Ringo
yeah and Yeah, he's literally the creative the director the creative director of of of the new IP, too.
01:51:00
Steve-O
oh
01:51:01
DeeBo
And
01:51:06
DeeBo
yeah.
01:51:06
Steve-O
We all want that game so bad.
01:51:06
Jonny Ringo
like Yeah, we want that game to be good.
01:51:08
28dongslater
i'm pretty sure he I'm pretty sure he was on set this season and he looked at his phone and he's like, oh shit, I got a game to make.
01:51:08
DeeBo
Yeah, and I'll be honest, if ah if I'm the guy...
01:51:10
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
01:51:15
DeeBo
i have 3,000 emails, yeah.
01:51:17
Steve-O
Oh, Keely asked me to show a game and I did.
01:51:17
28dongslater
walk
01:51:18
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
01:51:19
28dongslater
ah
01:51:21
Steve-O
Fuck.
01:51:21
Jonny Ringo
i have to make i have to make sure we don't get hacked again for this game.
01:51:25
DeeBo
Yeah, like, could you imagine just being in position where you're like, I'm waiting on an email from Neil and he's just fucking off in Hollywood right now?
01:51:26
Jonny Ringo
This new game.
01:51:32
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, and he's just fucking around, fucking hanging out with all the...
01:51:34
DeeBo
He's fucking around in L.A.,
01:51:34
28dongslater
Is this how squibs work? Is this how squibs work? Oh, that's so cool.
01:51:39
Jonny Ringo
Fucking hanging out with all the cool, hot fucking actors that are working on his show that he's doing.
01:51:40
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:51:43
DeeBo
Oh, he's doing confessionals with all this fucking makeup and I need him to respond to my email about how we're doing this kill animation.
01:51:43
28dongslater
Make me a zombie.
01:51:49
Jonny Ringo
About... Yeah.
01:51:51
DeeBo
This fucking...
01:51:51
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
01:51:52
DeeBo
Yeah, like, I get it, but to me, if you know what his actual job is... And yeah, like, Intergalactic Heretic Prophet, it's probably in a spot where it does need him.
01:52:03
DeeBo
They're like, dude, you need to, like...
01:52:05
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, we need you to be here and fucking do shit.
01:52:07
DeeBo
Yeah. Because that was kind of
Gaming Industry Challenges and Changes
01:52:09
DeeBo
my fear. I'm like, he's not stepping away.
01:52:11
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, if he's... Yeah.
01:52:12
DeeBo
you it was like, fucking what are you going to do?
01:52:15
Jonny Ringo
I'm actually like... If... like here's the other thing i like i kind want to get out to like if there's a project i'd rather have him be 100 on it's the new game yeah not not the not the tv show that's adapted from one of my favorite games ever that i already have you know like just you know i need we need in yeah and that and and after after the little bit that we got shown was that that was last game awards right
01:52:25
28dongslater
Yeah.
01:52:26
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:52:26
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
01:52:31
28dongslater
Yeah, I agree.
01:52:31
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:52:33
28dongslater
I want more content, Neil. Give me more.
01:52:35
Steve-O
Neil.
01:52:36
DeeBo
Yeah. Feed the beast, Neil.
01:52:43
Steve-O
Yeah, that was December.
01:52:45
Jonny Ringo
Like, I just want more. I want i want to see more shit. And I want more of it.
01:52:48
28dongslater
Chomping at the bit. Chomping at the bit here.
01:52:51
Jonny Ringo
You know?
01:52:52
Steve-O
We're hungry, Neil.
01:52:52
Jonny Ringo
can we mean Can we talk about the real news, Devin? Just fast forward. ah here
01:52:58
DeeBo
Helldivers 2 going on next week.
01:52:59
Jonny Ringo
here. Xbox laid off fucking 9,000 people and then announced Helldivers 2 the day after.
01:53:03
DeeBo
Well, yeah.
01:53:06
Jonny Ringo
And they think that they're okay.
01:53:08
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. So, yeah,
01:53:09
Jonny Ringo
They're at the point where Digital Foundry is saying that if Microsoft offers to buy your studio, to say no.
01:53:16
DeeBo
yeah which is fair.
01:53:16
Jonny Ringo
Like, it's not.
01:53:17
DeeBo
i would I would say no.
01:53:17
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, that's fair.
01:53:18
Steve-O
The Grim Reaper of gaming.
01:53:19
Jonny Ringo
That's fair.
01:53:20
DeeBo
Because, oh yeah, yeah.
01:53:20
Jonny Ringo
That's literally fair.
01:53:21
DeeBo
and and the And so Microsoft laid off 9,000 people across all boards.
01:53:27
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, 9100 or whatever.
01:53:28
DeeBo
but But in in in particular, they got brutalized.
01:53:32
Jonny Ringo
the Dude, they got Helldivers too, though. It's good.
01:53:34
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:53:34
Jonny Ringo
We're good.
01:53:35
DeeBo
So most so notable on this round, because there's also rumors that it's there's a really interesting kind of leaker on like NeoGAF that has some sort of credibility that people are kind of glomming on.
01:53:35
Jonny Ringo
We're Gucci.
01:53:47
Jonny Ringo
Hmm. Neo Gaff, though.
01:53:48
DeeBo
And he has some takes. He's got some takes. But anyway, um. Perfect Dark reboot officially canceled. ah They closed down the initiative.
01:53:57
Steve-O
Yeah, that really does suck.
01:53:58
DeeBo
A studio founded in 2018, never released a game. Canceled Rare's game Everwild that's also been in the works for like six years.
01:54:06
Jonny Ringo
Rares might just be dead now. They might be fully irrelevant now.
01:54:08
DeeBo
Yeah. It's just Sea of Thieves and that's it.
01:54:10
Jonny Ringo
that then yeah that the new Donkey Kong comes out in 10 days and they're wiped
01:54:14
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:54:15
Jonny Ringo
And their their imprint is basically wiped from Nintendo now.
01:54:19
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:54:20
Jonny Ringo
Because they changed everything.
01:54:20
DeeBo
ah The game Warcraft Rumble Mobile support completely done. They've laid off those people. ah Call of Duty dev Raven Software currently working on Black Ops 7 lost a bunch of staff.
01:54:34
DeeBo
The Forza Motorsport dev turn 10 lost reportedly 50% of their staff, which means who knows.
01:54:38
Jonny Ringo
it's...
01:54:43
DeeBo
ZeniMax, who is making Elder Scrolls Online, their unannounced and MMO game.
01:54:48
Jonny Ringo
ed Dead.
01:54:49
DeeBo
dead candy crush laid off 200 people john romero's working on a game an fps uh that lost its funding yeah they killed michael madsen what's the good news
01:54:52
Jonny Ringo
Dead.
01:54:53
28dongslater
Oh, no.
01:54:55
Jonny Ringo
Dead.
01:54:56
Steve-O
Dead.
01:54:57
Jonny Ringo
Michael Madsen.
01:54:57
28dongslater
Not Candy Crush.
01:54:58
Jonny Ringo
Dead.
01:54:58
Steve-O
Dead.
01:54:59
28dongslater
Oh, no. He got laid off and died? God damn. Microsoft.
01:55:04
Jonny Ringo
Can we fast forward to the real news? The good news?
01:55:09
Steve-O
Wait, I thought you were coming to
01:55:09
Jonny Ringo
Fucking Edge. Fucking Edge Runners 2. Edge Runners 2 is the good news.
01:55:12
DeeBo
oh oh oh all right jesus christ john it's
01:55:13
28dongslater
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:55:16
Steve-O
Oh. You really strung him along for that.
01:55:17
28dongslater
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:55:19
Steve-O
I thought that was the thing you wanted to talk about.
01:55:19
DeeBo
Yeah, I was... Yeah, I thought that was what you wanted talk about.
01:55:21
Jonny Ringo
No, I don't want to talk about that shit.
01:55:22
Steve-O
no
01:55:22
Jonny Ringo
I don't care about that. oh Xbox sucks.
01:55:25
DeeBo
Jesus Christ.
01:55:25
Jonny Ringo
new Like, you know, what else is new?
01:55:27
28dongslater
a Yeah, that's not news.
01:55:27
DeeBo
I thought you wanted talk about ah all the all the Street Fighter casting.
01:55:31
28dongslater
That isn't news.
01:55:31
Jonny Ringo
No, I don't want to talk about Street Fighter casting.
01:55:32
Steve-O
Rhodes, baby.
01:55:33
Jonny Ringo
If anything, I'd write i i would more like i would rather talk about fucking dirt in the ground than talk about Street Fighter movie right now.
01:55:39
28dongslater
um
01:55:40
Steve-O
me
01:55:43
Jonny Ringo
Anyway, Edge Runners 2, Devin?
01:55:45
Steve-O
and runners too
01:55:46
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
01:55:46
Jonny Ringo
We made it! We're back, baby!
01:55:48
DeeBo
Yeah, we are.
01:55:48
28dongslater
Edging up, baby.
01:55:49
Steve-O
ah got um right david dead
01:55:52
DeeBo
heard...
01:55:52
28dongslater
David's dead, dummies.
01:55:53
DeeBo
Yeah, Xbox killed David. ah
01:55:55
28dongslater
David's dead, dummies.
01:55:56
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:55:57
Jonny Ringo
So do you think do you think they're going to continue?
01:55:57
DeeBo
um
01:55:59
Jonny Ringo
Is it like a different story entirely?
01:56:01
DeeBo
I don't know.
01:56:02
Jonny Ringo
Or are are they going to keep with the fucking, with the Edgerunners crew?
01:56:04
Steve-O
That's what it sort of seemed hinted to in that teaser that it was like,
01:56:04
DeeBo
So... i I saw some quote by the creator where he's like, I don't... ah He's like, I like it when people are sad.
01:56:15
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, he's like, well, I mean, no, because, no, real talk, though, there were a lot of people, there you know, some, I forgot his name, but one's ah like a pretty prominent name.
01:56:15
28dongslater
Yeah, yeah.
01:56:15
Steve-O
my God.
01:56:15
DeeBo
So he's like, that's what I'm planning on.
01:56:25
Jonny Ringo
in the video game industry, and was like, saying like, oh, I'm so tired of sad stories in Night City. Bro, that's fucking Night City.
01:56:32
28dongslater
What? What? What?
01:56:32
Jonny Ringo
You're not, like, what do you want?
01:56:32
DeeBo
Yeah. I'll be honest.
01:56:35
Jonny Ringo
What the fuck do you want?
01:56:35
DeeBo
That's like, that's like the equivalent of being like, I'm sick at all these wars in the Warhammer universe.
01:56:40
Jonny Ringo
yeah it's like, or what the fuck?
01:56:41
DeeBo
Like, yeah, i dude.
01:56:42
Jonny Ringo
It's called Warhammer. Like, it's the point of Night City.
01:56:43
DeeBo
It's kind of the fucking point, my guy.
01:56:46
Jonny Ringo
It's gonna be fucking sad. Like, it has to be.
01:56:48
28dongslater
Well,
01:56:48
Jonny Ringo
if it's if it If it's not sad, then it's not true to the source material.
01:56:51
Steve-O
It's not cyberpunk.
01:56:52
28dongslater
what i what I got from it, that teaser, is the main character is going to be a member of the media.
01:56:53
Jonny Ringo
It's not Cyberpunk.
01:56:59
Jonny Ringo
Oh, because of the camera? The camcorder holding?
01:57:00
28dongslater
Yes.
01:57:00
Steve-O
That's what I thought.
01:57:00
Jonny Ringo
thecacorder she's old and
01:57:01
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
01:57:01
28dongslater
And I kind of want like a Nightcrawler thing to to happen. Like, that's what I envisioned.
01:57:06
DeeBo
Well, guess what? Something horrible is going to happen to her and her friends.
01:57:10
Jonny Ringo
it's the same It's the same anime studio, right, write Steve?
01:57:10
28dongslater
Well, that's what I want.
01:57:13
DeeBo
I think so.
01:57:13
Steve-O
Yes, yes, it is.
01:57:14
Jonny Ringo
Trigger?
01:57:14
Steve-O
um Trigger, yes.
01:57:16
Jonny Ringo
Oh, dude. This could be so good. I might play Cyberpunk again!
01:57:18
Steve-O
And Trigger rocks.
01:57:20
Jonny Ringo
So, Devin, I'm not going push you to play Cyberpunk now until this comes out. Cause what was really cool was, was it was when I was watching when I was playing cyberpunk and that like, okay, time to take a break.
01:57:25
28dongslater
that went,
01:57:26
DeeBo
Uh, yeah, fair.
01:57:32
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:57:32
Jonny Ringo
And then put on edge runners. I'm like, Oh man, this is awesome.
01:57:34
DeeBo
yeah
01:57:36
Jonny Ringo
It was like, basically I was like living in the fucking game for like a whole week straight when I was watching that, that show.
01:57:36
DeeBo
I will.
01:57:40
DeeBo
Yeah. um Yeah. And again, it's it's kind of a nice surprise because they seem pretty much like, oh, no, this is a one and done, despite how popular it was. But then the for them to announce, at least it was a surprise to me that they're like oh, no, we're doing another one. Same studio, same team.
01:58:00
DeeBo
So it's going to be like five years before we get it.
01:58:00
Jonny Ringo
I mean, how could you not?
01:58:02
Steve-O
oh
01:58:03
Jonny Ringo
there's there's so much ah There's so much content there, like and they they proved that they could do a really good story with you know with whatever source material they have from the game already.
01:58:04
DeeBo
But yeah.
01:58:08
Steve-O
Right.
01:58:12
28dongslater
I think we're getting...
01:58:13
Steve-O
That story probably the most popular of the cyberpunk stories.
01:58:13
Jonny Ringo
So it's like...
01:58:16
Jonny Ringo
It's really the best story of all sides.
01:58:19
28dongslater
Definitely getting more snuff beaties.
01:58:20
Jonny Ringo
Well...
01:58:22
28dongslater
That's on the menu.
01:58:24
Jonny Ringo
Well, I don't know, man. Chris, what do you think is a better story? Edgerunners or Phantom Liberty?
01:58:29
28dongslater
Edge Runners.
01:58:31
Jonny Ringo
i would probably lean I would probably lean Edge Runners as well.
01:58:31
28dongslater
I really love that. it's It's quite good. And it's...
01:58:36
Jonny Ringo
it's it's's yeah it's It's pretty much massive. Well, so is Phantom Liberty, I think.
01:58:39
28dongslater
Yeah. I think it's...
01:58:41
Jonny Ringo
like Writing-wise.
01:58:42
28dongslater
i like I like David more than V.
01:58:45
Jonny Ringo
Somebody posted um on Twitter, somebody posted like just the end credits song from Phantom Liberty. and then And then somebody replied and was like, oh, so you're just copying Skyfall now? And then like the director of the director of Phantom Liberty like replied and he was like, well, yeah, Phantom Liberty is our like homage to spy thrillers.
01:59:10
Jonny Ringo
If you played the game, you would understand.
01:59:10
28dongslater
know. Damn.
01:59:13
Jonny Ringo
but And I was just like, hell yeah!
01:59:14
Steve-O
Yeah,
01:59:14
Jonny Ringo
oh yeah This guy's fucking, this guy's in into in tune. like Shouldn't you be working on the new game, bro?
01:59:20
28dongslater
I have to admit, the only Phantom Liberty song I know is want live in my city at night.
01:59:20
Jonny Ringo
Shouldn't be working Witcher 4?
01:59:26
28dongslater
Not your city when you got your city when I left them in the morning light.
01:59:26
Jonny Ringo
ah The fucking, the Aegis Elvis Hulk.
01:59:27
Steve-O
he said your name first.
01:59:30
Jonny Ringo
Oh, man, that's so sick.
01:59:33
28dongslater
Hello. Let's go.
01:59:35
Jonny Ringo
yeah It's so good.
01:59:37
28dongslater
I love that song so much.
01:59:38
Jonny Ringo
Anyway, Devin, I can't wait to watch.
01:59:40
DeeBo
why Why did you say it like me?
01:59:40
Jonny Ringo
Are we going to watch this together? now we can't.
01:59:42
Steve-O
but yeah he said your name
01:59:43
DeeBo
Fuck.
01:59:43
Jonny Ringo
We can't watch. but We can't watch. We can't watch it together. Right. don't want you guys. I want be sobbing with you guys.
01:59:46
DeeBo
well Yeah, dude, I want to see it. want to see it.
01:59:49
28dongslater
I'm dead inside. I'm not crying anymore. Come over here.
01:59:53
Steve-O
We're gonna get you those cyber implant eyes, Chris, that let you cry.
01:59:55
Jonny Ringo
That shit was fucking... That shit was heavy, though. Like, the the last couple episodes of that show were pretty fucking heavy, i would say.
02:00:00
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:00:02
28dongslater
Yeah, well...
02:00:02
DeeBo
I've kind of been wanting to rewatch it, but yeah.
02:00:03
Jonny Ringo
There's only, what, seven episodes? Yeah, maybe I'll rewatch it, too. It's so good. Well, Lucy comes out on fucking Guilty Gear soon, too.
02:00:11
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, that's right.
02:00:12
Jonny Ringo
So I'm
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02:00:13
Jonny Ringo
gonna have to buy Guilty Gear so I can main Lucy.
02:00:14
DeeBo
That's of those things, man, where I feel like I heard about that 10 years ago. But............
02:00:19
28dongslater
Man, i I ran through almost all of Cyberpunk with Lucy's shotgun. Oh my god.
02:00:24
Jonny Ringo
Oh, man. Did you wear David's jacket?
02:00:26
28dongslater
So many.
02:00:27
Jonny Ringo
though on As soon as I got, I just I just kept wearing it.
02:00:27
28dongslater
Yeah.
02:00:28
Steve-O
you
02:00:29
Jonny Ringo
I didn't want to stop.
02:00:30
28dongslater
Yes, I did.
02:00:31
Jonny Ringo
And when fucking Falco texted me, I was i like fucking screamed. i was like, oh, my God, it's him. And I like I had to do like that, even though it was like a little thing. I had to do it right to stop everything I was doing to to do the David thing.
02:00:44
28dongslater
Don't you find his BD in a garbage somewhere?
02:00:46
Jonny Ringo
Yeah.
02:00:47
28dongslater
Yeah, that's right.
02:00:47
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, dude.
02:00:49
28dongslater
Yep, that's Night City for you. You end up in the garbage, Devin.
02:00:52
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, sorry, dude. Sorry, Devin. You can't have happy stories in Night City. I know how much you want how much you want a happy story.
02:00:57
DeeBo
No.
02:00:58
28dongslater
You gotta sit in garbage.
02:01:00
DeeBo
Yeah, Microsoft killed Night City, dude.
02:01:00
Steve-O
You gotta eat some garbage.
02:01:02
DeeBo
That was a shame.
02:01:03
28dongslater
You gotta eat garbage and sit in garbage because that's what Night City's all about, baby.
02:01:04
Steve-O
Bastards.
02:01:07
Steve-O
Eating shit garbage, baby.
02:01:10
DeeBo
All right, real quick. ah well we The Running Man trailer came out.
02:01:15
28dongslater
Interesting.
02:01:16
DeeBo
On paper, i was I am very excited for this.
02:01:19
Jonny Ringo
It looks like Nintendo Power.
02:01:19
28dongslater
Interesting.
02:01:20
DeeBo
i I saw this trailer...
02:01:21
Jonny Ringo
The logo.
02:01:22
DeeBo
dude i saw this trailer And I'll be honest, with the very few exceptions of maybe one scene, I don't see any of Edgar Wright in this.
02:01:31
28dongslater
You don't?
02:01:33
DeeBo
There's one sequence where I'm like, oh, there it is.
02:01:34
Jonny Ringo
Were there... i didn't see i didn't watch the trailer. were there Was there any close-ups of like washing hands or like tying shoes?
02:01:39
DeeBo
No, no, no. It kind of came off as, and um' this is just the trailer, right? I'm hoping the movie has all of
02:01:48
Jonny Ringo
Maybe Edgar Wright's... Maybe he's evolved. Maybe he's grown.
02:01:52
DeeBo
I mean, me hey, it's more than Wes Anderson is going to do.
02:01:52
Jonny Ringo
He's changed little bit.
02:01:53
28dongslater
i think i think I think the actual running game game show is definitely a great baby. That's what I got from it.
02:02:00
DeeBo
Yeah. I mean, like, it doesn't look bad. i don't even think it's a bad trailer. It's just like, I don't know. I was just like, where's where's that that visual style that I've not seen?
02:02:13
DeeBo
And I don't know. It's just like, okay.
02:02:15
Jonny Ringo
I don't know.
02:02:16
28dongslater
I think this movie is going to fucking rock, dude.
02:02:18
DeeBo
I hope it will.
02:02:19
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:02:20
28dongslater
am so in.
02:02:20
DeeBo
I just wish I liked the trailer more.
02:02:23
28dongslater
i think this I think this movie is going to be obviously the best Running Man movie. I think that's obvious.
02:02:29
DeeBo
and oh well, okay.
02:02:30
Jonny Ringo
How many Running Man movies are there?
02:02:31
DeeBo
One. So bold prediction, Chris.
02:02:33
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, I was going to say, i was like is there like a bunch of them?
02:02:36
28dongslater
I think I...
02:02:39
28dongslater
I also think there's a pretty provocative scene that it looks like they're fucking doing, which I am all about.
02:02:45
DeeBo
Okay.
02:02:47
28dongslater
Cannot wait to see that on a big screen. And bunch people be like, bleh! I can't believe they did that! Bleh!
02:02:56
DeeBo
Wait, is that... Wait, Chris, who's that? Is that...
02:03:03
DeeBo
I cannot remember who it is, but like you know the all-American psycho character that's in like the the movie with Arnold?
02:03:09
28dongslater
Yeah. Yeah.
02:03:11
DeeBo
Is he in the books, or is that just like...
02:03:13
28dongslater
Absolutely Absolutely not.
02:03:14
DeeBo
Okay.
02:03:15
28dongslater
No. absolutely not
02:03:15
DeeBo
Oh, he's not?
02:03:16
28dongslater
no
02:03:17
DeeBo
And you're saying this is going to be better than that?
02:03:19
28dongslater
yes
02:03:21
DeeBo
Oh, that guy's pretty great, Chris.
02:03:22
Jonny Ringo
Thank you.
02:03:23
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:03:23
28dongslater
That movie is nothing, nothing like the book.
02:03:23
DeeBo
That guy's pretty amazing.
02:03:28
DeeBo
okay
02:03:29
28dongslater
The book is, it's Hunger Games across the country. It's your're your, everybody's hunting you in the country. Not just like, and there are psychos that are really good at it, but it's like everybody.
02:03:43
28dongslater
It's every human being with a gun is coming after you.
02:03:44
DeeBo
yeah
02:03:48
28dongslater
That's what the book's about. And the book's got us. easy ending spicy no no no um it it is in reference to a major tragedy that we all experienced yeah and it was it was it predated it which was really weird and you were like oh steven king man
02:03:54
Jonny Ringo
Like it's smut? It's like fucking sexual and porny and goony? Oh.
02:04:05
DeeBo
I don't know.
02:04:06
Jonny Ringo
Oh.
02:04:06
DeeBo
Sick. I mean, not sick, but like sick.
02:04:08
Jonny Ringo
Interesting.
02:04:10
DeeBo
Sick, bro.
02:04:13
Jonny Ringo
Oh, interesting. Weird.
02:04:17
DeeBo
And that's why everybody has to walk to get money in that other movie.
02:04:21
28dongslater
ah Yeah.
02:04:23
28dongslater
Well, that's like, that's an allegory for Vietnam, right?
02:04:23
DeeBo
What's this deal dude?
02:04:27
DeeBo
I know. Maybe.
02:04:28
28dongslater
That's what it is.
02:04:29
DeeBo
I read the book. I'm not nerd.
02:04:33
28dongslater
This is more of an allegory.
02:04:33
DeeBo
ah I read the novella.
02:04:35
28dongslater
Listen, Running Man is it's dated because Stephen King assumed that game shows would gain more popularity, in which they haven't.
02:04:36
Jonny Ringo
And...
02:04:45
28dongslater
Like, it's more... just like reality show competitions. So it's a little different than the running man, but I feel like Edgar Wright's going to add like a more, more modernity to it.
02:04:49
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:04:56
28dongslater
So it'll feel
02:04:57
DeeBo
Can I tell you the worst thing I've seen on the internet? Like in the last like two weeks was I, I now know about a YouTube game show called fish tank and it's the dumbest thing.
02:05:10
Jonny Ringo
do what Do we want to know what that is?
02:05:12
DeeBo
No, you don't.
02:05:12
Jonny Ringo
like we yeah
02:05:13
28dongslater
Yeah.
02:05:13
DeeBo
Just like, don't, don't.
02:05:13
28dongslater
Yeah.
02:05:13
Jonny Ringo
okay
02:05:14
DeeBo
But I was, I'm mad to know that exists. And it kind of reminds me of what Chris was talking about. It's like, oh, this is like the worst version because it's, it's reality TV, but with shitty YouTubers that don't have filters.
02:05:20
28dongslater
Oh, Jesus.
02:05:30
DeeBo
You know what I mean? Like they're doing things that like a reality show can't do, which is just be like, treat you like absolute garbage.
02:05:31
28dongslater
Ugh.
02:05:39
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:05:39
28dongslater
That sounds wonderful.
02:05:41
DeeBo
Yeah, and I was like, oh, okay. I hate all of this. I don't like any of this.
02:05:45
28dongslater
Ha ha ha ha
02:05:45
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, great.
02:05:47
DeeBo
Yeah, oh, sick.
02:05:49
28dongslater
I think Running Man is going be better than The Long Walk. i I can confidently say that.
02:05:54
DeeBo
I think just by virtue of the director, yeah.
02:05:57
28dongslater
Yeah. It's just The Long Walk is very it's a very short story. It's hard to imagine that being a movie.
02:06:01
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:06:03
28dongslater
I don't know. We'll see.
02:06:09
28dongslater
Anywho, is there anything else?
02:06:11
DeeBo
ah there's a mobile Resident Evil game got announced randomly, uh, which is interesting, but it's a, oh yeah.
02:06:18
28dongslater
Devin, if you bring up the Hot Wheels movie, I'm going to just scream.
02:06:21
DeeBo
So, uh, Chris, you know, the guy who did wicked, uh, he's making a Hot Wheels movie and you know what?
02:06:25
28dongslater
Oh.
02:06:27
DeeBo
It's going to do gangbusters.
02:06:30
28dongslater
Oh, God, no.
02:06:31
DeeBo
going to do so fucking well. Cause we love IP here.
02:06:34
Steve-O
Do we have Barbie to thank for this?
02:06:36
28dongslater
I think so, Mom.
02:06:36
DeeBo
Probably.
02:06:38
28dongslater
Yeah, guess.
02:06:39
DeeBo
I don't know.
02:06:40
28dongslater
Yes.
02:06:40
DeeBo
I'm just, I'm just blown away. Some fucking dudes. Like I got it. And then he handed in a script that was over a hundred pages and it was called hot wheels.
02:06:50
DeeBo
And you're like, oh right.
02:06:51
Steve-O
Bro, you just crossed out cars and rode Hot Wheels.
02:06:54
DeeBo
He said, nah, dog. He's like, Oh, F1. They got dancing. Do they know about orange loop de loops?
02:07:02
28dongslater
I'm going to tell you something.
02:07:02
Steve-O
Oh.
02:07:03
28dongslater
In that Hot Wheels movie, somebody's going to step on the main character and fall. And then he's going to have to go to court for murder.
02:07:11
DeeBo
Oh. So you... Okay. All right. No, that's fair.
02:07:16
28dongslater
That's the plot, man. He's like a little car that somebody slips and falls.
02:07:22
DeeBo
I'm just saying in four years when we see this trailer, I'm going to smile. and There's going to be something that makes me go, all right.
02:07:30
Steve-O
Wow, this is the ah that reminds me of Speed Racer.
02:07:31
28dongslater
Man.
02:07:32
DeeBo
Now.
02:07:34
DeeBo
Yeah. from my Boy, oh, boy.
02:07:35
28dongslater
and Isn't that funny? than a day.
02:07:36
DeeBo
That sure does remind me of Speed Racer. Oh, boy.
02:07:39
Steve-O
ah boy But that it.
02:07:42
28dongslater
got under a day.
02:07:42
DeeBo
think that's it. I mean, ah yeah, there's a lot more depressing news about Xbox and interesting, frankly. But, you know, we're not here cry.
02:07:49
Steve-O
I'm not here to cry, Devin.
02:07:52
DeeBo
We're here to see Superman in a day.
02:07:56
28dongslater
less than a day
02:07:57
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:07:58
28dongslater
got under a day
02:07:58
DeeBo
And Edge Runners is coming out in six years.
02:08:02
28dongslater
I'm excited, man.
02:08:03
DeeBo
Get excited.
02:08:03
28dongslater
I'm excited for Superman.
02:08:03
Jonny Ringo
Yeah, when does that come at when does that come out?
02:08:04
DeeBo
Dude, I am.
02:08:05
Steve-O
yeah I wouldn't be shocked if it was next year. the trigger, they're very quick.
02:08:07
DeeBo
Really?
02:08:10
Jonny Ringo
Oh, they're like Resident Evil?
02:08:10
DeeBo
Animation.
02:08:11
Jonny Ringo
They're Capcoms?
02:08:11
28dongslater
The trigger, they're very quick.
02:08:14
Steve-O
Because they also did, i think they also did, um
02:08:18
DeeBo
That's a bad tattoo, yeah.
02:08:19
Steve-O
ah what was it? They did Delicious in Dungeon. I think they did Devil May Cry.
02:08:24
28dongslater
Oh.
02:08:25
DeeBo
Whoa.
02:08:26
Steve-O
hold on. let me Let me look up who, trigger anime.
02:08:27
28dongslater
They do Castlevania?
02:08:28
DeeBo
The thing is, is i remember hearing about Devil May Cry.
02:08:29
Steve-O
Anime.
02:08:29
Jonny Ringo
Wait, Devil May Cry, the and the anime that all the gamers hated?
02:08:30
DeeBo
Dude, that's a good anime.
02:08:31
Steve-O
yeah
02:08:33
28dongslater
Gamers hated that?
02:08:34
DeeBo
F them.
02:08:34
28dongslater
That was good. Yeah.
02:08:35
DeeBo
Yeah, that's good, dude.
02:08:35
Steve-O
Well, the gamers hated it because they're all they're all idiots.
02:08:35
Jonny Ringo
That's what I heard. Because they all want pizza parties.
02:08:38
DeeBo
Oh, John, are you a gamer? You should watch it, dude.
02:08:43
Steve-O
Pizza party.
02:08:44
DeeBo
Also, I'm just saying maybe we should just ah get rid of Phil Spencer just as an emotional support blanket.
02:08:45
Jonny Ringo
They want a pizza party.
02:08:50
Steve-O
Damn, get rid Devin.
02:08:50
28dongslater
Phil? Like, you want to kill him?
02:08:53
DeeBo
No.
02:08:53
Jonny Ringo
Yo, what if they trade them to Sony?
02:08:53
DeeBo
oh ah Long walk.
02:08:56
Steve-O
You know what?
02:08:56
28dongslater
Oh!
02:08:57
Steve-O
I'm sorry.
02:08:57
DeeBo
We'll long walk.
02:08:57
Steve-O
I'm sorry. They did not do Devil May Cry. I'm talking out my neck on that one.
02:09:00
DeeBo
Okay. Yeah, we'll put Phil Spencer in the long walk scenario.
02:09:01
28dongslater
Hmm.
02:09:04
Steve-O
They did BNN, BNA.
02:09:04
28dongslater
Oh, come on.
02:09:04
DeeBo
He's got a shot. got a shot.
02:09:06
28dongslater
That's not cool. He seems like a nice guy.
02:09:07
DeeBo
No, it's not. But i yeah you know what?
02:09:10
Steve-O
Yo, I'm just saying, when was the last time Xbox was relevant? Why are even listening to them?
02:09:17
Steve-O
Who are they?
02:09:17
DeeBo
I have to fire 9,000 of you.
02:09:18
28dongslater
Who are they? They don't make consoles anymore.
02:09:19
DeeBo
Yeah, who are they, dude?
02:09:19
Steve-O
Who are they?
02:09:22
DeeBo
No.
02:09:23
28dongslater
who are they?
02:09:23
DeeBo
Yeah, but honestly, long story short about that, the the rumor is that like Microsoft is officially just kind of like offloading ah all their games, and they're just going to be like, yeah, we're basically just going to be like a Sega that's eventually going to make Call of Duty and like
02:09:30
Jonny Ringo
fuck.
02:09:42
DeeBo
one or two other games, but everything else is just going to be, you know, slowly, slowly dying off.
02:09:50
28dongslater
Well, Sega's got one of the $10.
02:09:52
DeeBo
Yeah, man. Yeah, it seems like they're and this could be years from now. And also Microsoft's put about 80 billion dollars in the and it's probably the reason why a bunch of people lost their jobs.
02:10:02
Steve-O
o
02:10:04
Jonny Ringo
Hey, hey, hey.
02:10:06
DeeBo
So gross and boo.
02:10:06
Steve-O
Yeah, they I remember Phil Spencer talking about some game that they were doing that's an entirely like AI made game or something.
02:10:16
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:10:16
Steve-O
Some some nonsense. And it's fucking this guy's just out there.
02:10:17
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. Now, granted, yeah, what what I'm talking about is like let this guy this guy's rumor, you know, he's like, this is what's actually happening. So whatever, right? But it's just the reality is is there it seems like the writing's on the wall, man. they're They don't seem interested in staying in this space. And don't even know if we're going to get some of this. Like, is Fable even coming out? Like, i don't believe it.
02:10:44
Steve-O
All Sony has to do is keep its head down. It doesn't even need to release Bloodborne to.
02:10:47
Jonny Ringo
it's the Forza team, right?
02:10:48
Steve-O
They.
02:10:49
Jonny Ringo
if they're If it's half the team, then it's over.
02:10:51
DeeBo
No, no, that's turn 10, which is Forza Racing.
02:10:53
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:10:55
Jonny Ringo
Forza proper.
02:10:56
DeeBo
Motorport.
02:10:56
Jonny Ringo
Not,
02:10:57
DeeBo
Yeah, Forza Horizon.
02:10:57
Steve-O
The. Forza Horizon was doing Fable, right?
02:10:58
DeeBo
and
02:11:00
Jonny Ringo
yeah, oh, yeah.
02:11:01
DeeBo
Yeah. But it's like they're making... it's It still irks me that they forced... They were putting out a goatee contender every two years.
02:11:11
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:11:11
DeeBo
And then somebody was like, hey, instead of doing that... it's Instead of doing that racing game dev, ah make a third-party fantasy RPG that has deep roots in ah something completely different than what you do.
02:11:28
Steve-O
What you talking about?
02:11:28
DeeBo
ah ah It's crazy. It's taken like six years to make.
02:11:32
Steve-O
Dude, we do card games where there's like a festival.
02:11:35
DeeBo
Yeah, so it's, I don't know, man. So a lot of people are pissed, rightly so. Do better. Or don't. Or just admit that you're not interested in this anymore.
02:11:46
DeeBo
But I don't know.
02:11:48
Steve-O
i mean, they killed their quadruple A studios, though.
02:11:50
DeeBo
it Yeah, that the delivered absolutely zero of anything of merit. All it did was piss people off. Oh, and also there's just ah some noise. ah think the Zenimax guy and somebody else have been, they've been chirping about Game Pass and that's how it's actually basically cancer to the industry.
02:12:13
DeeBo
And they're very much not happy about it, which is not not interesting. But it's I think there's going to be a conversation there for sure.
02:12:25
Steve-O
Sorry gamers, you blew it.
02:12:27
DeeBo
You blew it.
02:12:28
Steve-O
You blew it. Now we gotta go watch Superman tomorrow.
02:12:31
28dongslater
It's okay, guys. I'm reading the reviews. i don't think i have to see it.
02:12:33
28dongslater
Why?
02:12:33
Steve-O
No, no, you gotta see it.
02:12:34
Steve-O
You gotta fucking see it.
02:12:35
28dongslater
What are you talking about? I got all the reactions. I'm good.
02:12:38
Steve-O
I'm closing this podcast for this episode. We'll be back next week so you'll hear some Superman thoughts next week.
02:12:43
DeeBo
With Superman. With Superman takes.
02:12:46
Jonny Ringo
Superman.
02:12:46
Steve-O
We're gonna get super.
02:12:47
28dongslater
Hot takes.
02:12:47
DeeBo
Superman. With Idris Elba.
02:12:48
28dongslater
Hot takes. No.
02:12:51
DeeBo
Oh.
02:12:52
Steve-O
Bye everybody.