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A Cockamamy Fortune Comes True
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Danny learned about his marriage to his wife from a fortune teller (allegedly)
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Transcript
Introduction & 'Dadum' Nickname
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button i see that yeah we're already a second in yeah yeah because we're you know we got all right that's good things to do people to see people to eat i um don't hey hey hey everybody hey this is danny and i'm adam i didn't introduce him myself last time i don't think hi i'm danny hey that's danny yeah and i'm adam and i'm adam and that's danny and together we are dadum and oh the ultimate dad Yeah, and we are, if I were a father, I would insist my children call me that.
00:00:34
Speaker
Like, if they called me dad, I'd be pissed. I'd be like, uh. No, it's dad. It's dad. Like, that's just, like. i I agree, you you have to do that. Yeah, I'm dad. em Don't call me Papa Adam, don't call me dad, don't call me daddy, especially because I'll murder you. It's just dad.
TOQ and Theme Song Humor
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Um, but anyway, Hey, good morning. Good afternoon. Good evening. This is Danny and I'm Adam and that's, I'm Adam and that's Danny. And this is TOQ where we take your questions from the internet as if you asked us in the first place inside of, we're going to put our input.
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Speaker
Fuck. You told me earlier, earlier give our input. We're going enlighten you with our input as if it matters. Yeah, as if you cared to know about it. And hey, so we're gonna we're just going to get into it.
00:01:13
Speaker
Did you like not having a theme song in the last couple episodes? Did you like that? Did you like how it just kind of cut off at the end? Did you find that funny? Did you like that? you think we're funny? Are we clowns to you? but do i What do I look like? What look like? I put on a wig and a clown nose and go honking all around? What you think? I just got eyes. Huh?
00:01:33
Speaker
huh Well, thank you. Anyway, I'm you want to try very hard to be entertaining. I don't try that hard at all. I think that's true. I just kind of sit here and laugh a lot.
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ah do you want to ask our first question? Okay, or let's do it. Well, it's our only question now. The only question.
Budget Constraints and Fortune Teller Stories
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Because we're going to make on good time today. Budget cuts. I'm sorry. you know We couldn't afford the intern this year.
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Speaker
There's tariffs on bandwidth right now, and we can't afford to use it. It's this or dinner. And um I'm a big boy. I like dinner. It's true. He is a big dinner boy.
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Loves dinner. Anyway.
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ah Let's get into it because our 20-minute allotment and is ticking. It's true. Okay. LBE on Reddit wants to know, seriously, what is the creepiest or most unexplained thing that's happened to you that you still think about to this day?
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Speaker
Creepy or unexplained thing? Do you already have an idea for that? I got I got two stories that microphone. Whoops. um Yeah, then go first. I have to think about that. I have one that came to mind, but I don't know if that's really unexplained, so i have to think about it. So i got I got a shorter one, and I got one that's a little bit longer, but they neither one's huge.
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ah Let's see that long one, buddy. Oh, don't worry. That one's coming later. You guys got to wait for the stuff, for the dessert. All right, fine. Sorry, Gabe. First is the
Mysterious Cruise Encounter with Nick
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appetizer. What's my mom's name? i Fuck, hang on. Terry.
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It's Terry. It is. It is. I knew it. It took me second. guy I doubted myself and thought Terry was the man's name, but then I just said Gabe, I was like, well, that can't be right, so it must be the female's name. Terry with an eye Or is it with a y
00:03:24
Speaker
Y? Usually females have Terry with an eye I. was I don't know. Is it short for Teresa? Yeah. I guess it would be an I?
00:03:35
Speaker
It'd be an I. I don't know. You ask her. yeah because It's her name, bro. It's true it's your mom. Well, ah that's why I don't know, because it's just mom. and See, now, if my kid if you're if if you were like how I would want my kids and they called me Dadim, they would know how Adam spelled. No, it's definitely it's definitely I. It's T-E-R-R-I.
00:03:53
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. All right, anyway, your story. Yeah. So... A while back, I believe this was for like our 21st birthday or something like that. I don't remember exactly. But um my childhood friend and I and our families all went on like this small cruise together.
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And one day i was just exploring the ship on my own, you know just kind of walking around, seeing what's around. And um I get into an elevator and these two little girls run in with me and they're just doing their own thing.
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Speaker
And they just look at me and they go, is your name Nick? like, no, but that's my friend's name. ah Why? and they're like, oh, you just we we met Nick and you look kind of like him.
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And me and my friend at the time, we did look pretty similar. um I was like, no,
Fortune Teller's Relationship Predictions
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I'm sorry. you know, I'm not him, but I do know a Nick and I came with him.
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Speaker
Oh, OK. And the elevator opens and they run off. So I see my friend Nick later and i'm like, yeah, you know, these two little girls ran up to me and they asked me, are you Nick? And it was very weird, but I guess you had met them. And he's like, well, yeah, they asked if I was Dan.
00:05:10
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And I said, no, but I know a Dan. And to this day, we can't figure out who the hell they met first. Huh. And they both know you guys separately? or ah They both came to us separately.
00:05:24
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I don't know who they were. and We were on a cruise ship. like It wasn't like we were in a place local. um No idea to this day who they meant first. I don't know if my friend Nick was just fucking with me.
00:05:37
Speaker
He very well could have been. um But yeah, I always like that story because it's just a little creepy. Interesting. Interesting. Um, do you need more time, or should I just go right into the second?
00:05:50
Speaker
Well, look, people have never seen me and Nick in the same room together. That is such a lie. I was gonna that really... They've absolutely seen us in the same room together. I see.
00:06:01
Speaker
Well, yeah, hit me with the next one. I'm still thinking on that. still need Okay, okay. Uh, so... After senior year prom... a whole bunch of friends and i went down to um the Jersey Shore.
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Not like that. And while we're just chilling around, you know walking around, doing whatever, ah we see a fortune-telling place, and we decide, you know what? Why not? It was like five bucks to get a reading.
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So I remember to this day... Uh, I was dating a girl whose name began with an R. Her first name began with an R and I had an ex who, well, I had two exes whose name began with a J. So I go in, give the lady my money and she says, you know, let me see your hand. And she does whatever she's doing.
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And she asks me, uh, do you have an ex whose name began with a J? And I said, yes.
Meeting Beluga and Relationship Reflection
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And you're currently dating a girl? Yes.
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And her name begins with R? Yes. Okay. You are going to meet a girl whose name begins with K. And you are going to fall in love with her.
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And she is going to break your heart. But. Shit. But. After that. You will meet another girl whose name begins with M. And you will fall in love with her.
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and you two will be happily married. And guess what happened? Well, Beluga starts with a B, so... That's true. I guess that is wrong, but, you know, it's the way so she pronounces it is, M-Beluga.
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Speaker
So clearly it begins with an M-beluga. That's like some fucking like weird 1960s surfer-like thing that they say like during the chorus. M-beluga, M-beluga, M-beluga.
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I was thinking like the fedora tipping. M'lady, M-beluga, M-beluga, M-beluga. ah But yeah, I did meet a girl whose name began with k Fell madly in love with her and it didn't work out and I was very broken. she your heart?
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Speaker
She did break my heart, my achy breaky heart. Oh, I don't, you know, on the very off chance that she ever hears this. I don't hold that against her or anything like that. It is what it is. This was a long ass time ago.
00:08:33
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um But yeah, and then I met my wife Beluga, who's ah I'm sorry, my wife Beluga. That's going to say. And we're going on our we're about to hit our nine year wedding anniversary, you know, still very happily married and everything.
00:08:50
Speaker
Wow. wow Yeah, but it it was crazy, and it sticks with me to this day that she was spot on. like Do you think that it was more of a self-fulfilling prophecy? like she Because she got like a couple other like she managed to guess the J thing, so then when she told you these other things, like maybe you kind of sought out like a K person and ah and an M person.
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because she got the J thing right. So you're like, well, she has to be right. Or maybe you found a K person by mistake and they're like, well, I have to stick with this one because if I get through this relationship, then I get married at the next one.
00:09:28
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I don't know. um Maybe on a subconscious level there was. ah i did tell this story to K. But I edited it a little bit.
00:09:44
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They just said, oh, a fortune teller said I would meet someone. Named Kay and fall in love with him. Yeah. you you I cut it off at Broken Heart and I got rid of the M bit. Okay.
00:09:55
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Right. you're You're like, yeah, I mean, I'm not really banking on the M part. So, okay. i was going to ask if you had mentioned that because like that way you just like fulfilled the prophecy that you guys had to break up.
00:10:07
Speaker
No, no. I told, I stopped at, I'd fall in love with a girl named Kay. I see. Okay, gotcha. yeah She's like, oh my god, the stars aligned.
00:10:18
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It happened. I believe in magic. It was, um, it worked. I mean, and you know, she found it very romantic, very sweet.
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Speaker
Wow. That is fascinating. Just a little white lie. you know A little fib here or there. it's a little Just a lie of omission, I guess. Just a little bit.
00:10:41
Speaker
just a little bit Yeah, just a little bit. i didn't lie. I just left out the ending.
00:10:49
Speaker
Sure, you just didn't get to that chapter yet, so you didn't want to yeah i didn'tt want to spoil it. Right, exactly. i didn't want And like you said, I didn't want a self-fulfilling prophecy, right? didn't want to go to my girlfriend at the time and be like, hey man, I know we're destined to break up, so yeah you want to just get it over with?
00:11:05
Speaker
Yeah, you want to just like, got to be in love first, right? So like, let's like make, let's force that so we can break up proper. ah really want to meet my whiff. I love Meet future whiffy. I love you.
00:11:17
Speaker
Oh, Dan, I love you too. Oh, okay. We have to break up now. all right. Well, now, now it's all man over. It's over. Now I know because I can't enjoy this for too long. Right. right But I'm going to go. long did that last, by the way? I'm going to go vague post about it on Facebook.
00:11:29
Speaker
Yeah. Uh, what, that that relationship? Yeah, how long did it go before you... What was the timeline of, like, that relationship, and how long after that did you meet Mbeluga?
00:11:42
Speaker
Oh... Well, first of all, let's say... Was the very next meet? I got this... No, no, no, no. I got this, um... This reading, senior year of high school.
00:11:55
Speaker
I met Kay probably that summer or the next year. We didn't we were friends for a while, but we didn't date for too long.
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um I think we only dated for a couple of months and you were madly in love over a couple of months. Well, no, because we didn't start dating right away. I had liked her long before we started dating. Oh, say you schmuck. What's wrong with you? No, no, no, no.
00:12:24
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And then maybe like that summer, like I remember when I first met Mel. uh beluga beluga beluga um and things were starting to get you know a little more serious uh i had i was still very much broken up from okay this was maybe a couple months after that right like only a couple months after okay so it was relatively well like soon in comparison to your life it was yeah quick
00:13:01
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Well, and Beluga and I, we went pretty quickly from friends to feeling more than that, to going on dates and stuff, just like casual dating. And ah I had told Beluga, i was like, hey, just to be fair to you, I'm not ready to date right now.
00:13:20
Speaker
I'm still beaten up over this ex-wife. If you want to keep going on these casual dates, I'm fine with it. I do like you, and once I feel I'm ready, I would love to go out with you in a more serious way.
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um But I'm not ready right now. and ah
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but you know Patience of a Saint, she waited for me for like a month, maybe like a month and a half, until I was finally like, you know what? I think I'm finally like... It's still a little raw, but not terrible, right? I can think about dating again without it my mind immediately going back to Kay.
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So we started dating, and that was 15 years ago, and here we are. um But yeah, Beluga actually waited like a good month or so for me to even be ready date again. I thought you were a fool worth waiting for, because ah did you tell her the fortune teller? She's like,
00:14:23
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Well, you know i you know, I have to keep dating you as long as you'll wait because a fortune teller told me that I'm going to meet somebody who starts with m So like you need to hang around.
00:14:35
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I did tell her, and I gave her the full story. so she was like i included the end. She knows the whole thing. But the fortune teller didn't say that we were doomed to break up. So it seems like we're good. Now I can paint Kay in a bad light and be like, yeah, but you...
Childhood Fear and the Barney Doll Mystery
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Yeah.
00:14:53
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Like, you were the... you were youre You're the one that my future ended at, so I'm guessing I'm with you for the rest of my life. And now we have to go she said, or I'll just end it. I was like, okay. yeah Wow. ah Dang.
00:15:11
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hu Well, that was a great story, and, you know, maybe... Maybe just ah it could have been self subconscious. Could have been a strange roll the dice. Could have been luck. Could have been happenstance.
00:15:25
Speaker
Could have been a magical little diaper wearing fairy following people around and shooting them in the butt when you were nearby. it could be. I did find a little heart shaped arrow in my butt the other day.
00:15:38
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oh maybe, maybe, maybe Mbeluga is trying to spice things up. Mbeluga. Maybe she's like, you know what? These are cheap on Amazon. I'm just going to get a couple and see what happens.
00:15:49
Speaker
All right. All right. So now that I've rambled for three quarters of this episode, you got something for me now? You got to pay me back a little bit here. The only... I can't think of anything that like I feel like I couldn't really explain.
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Speaker
ah like ah Like, we mentioned this in a previous episode, but like I very much like to dig in to find out what happened. Like, so like, ah usually I can deduce what's going on or like at least have a couple of theories that work.
00:16:20
Speaker
ah So I don't I can't say the closest thing I can think of is I used to be like a Barney doll that like my sister had that would talk. And like, I often hated it because it would talk when you weren't playing with it.
00:16:32
Speaker
but So like I was like five years old that would just like start saying shit like in my room because my sister left her toys fucking everywhere. And so I just like throw it downstairs. I threw it out in the yard. I might've even told the story before. And like, it ended up back in the house talking to me some more, but I think just maybe my parents found it outside and brought it back in and just fucking threw it back upstairs. Cause my room was where the stairs were. So they just chucked it up there.
00:16:54
Speaker
They're probably just laying it back up. My, they weren't trying to put it in Sarah's room. They were just trying to throw it up where the kids live. Just chucked it upstairs. So like I woke up, it was wet. It was in my fucking room. As a kid, I was like, oh my God. But as an adult, I'm like, well, obviously my parents just fucking chucked it upstairs when they found it outside.
00:17:10
Speaker
Why did you do that to me? You know, like, love you. Oh, sorry. Yeah, it's Barney. Why did you do that to me? I was like, oh, love you. Or you're my best friend. You know, as an extrovert, like, yes, I love hearing that.
00:17:23
Speaker
But as a kid, I was like, you're only supposed to talk when someone presses on your belly. Why are you talking now? Like, so... You know, but that's the only time like in in reality at that moment I was like, wow, that's scary. I'm a dumb little kid.
00:17:35
Speaker
You know, but as an adult, I'm like, obviously, that's what happened. My parents just chucked the fucking thing upstairs because they're assholes and just said, here's a wet toy. And fucking just threw it up
Skepticism and Unexplained Events
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Speaker
there. You know, OK, all that makes sense. But what about what you were telling me before about like that one time it just slowly turned its head towards you and went, I love you.
00:17:54
Speaker
who no, see that I could explain that. i found the mantle. I will kill you. really so i I found the phantom that was doing it and said, hey, not cool, bro.
00:18:04
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And he's like, oh, my bad. I thought you were into this shit. And then he left. Sorry, thought you loved possess him possession. You know, I'm just like, I'm an extrovert. I always have been. I'm fine to talk to ghosts. I don't care. so You know, like, it doesn't matter to I'll talk to anyone, even the dead.
00:18:23
Speaker
Literally, I'll talk to the dead if they feel like having a convo. But he was like, well, I can't be bound here anymore if you don't want this. So he left. And I was like, ah, dang. That's how Adam became a necromancer, so he could just make his own friends.
00:18:35
Speaker
Well, no, that's how I became an exorcist, because I accidentally exorcised the ghost. He couldn't stay there anymore. Yeah. Because I was like, ah, fuck, didn't that, dude. Oh god, this kid keeps talking to me. I'm an introverted ghost.
00:18:46
Speaker
Yeah, he's like, please. Leave me alone. ah you Like, I thought that I wanted to connect with you with with the living again, but it turns out I don't. I'm going to straight to hell now. Yeah. um But yeah, honestly, I i don't, i thought i've I'm a skeptic in like a good way in that like, I want to make sure I have the right information. i don't want to jump to conclusions. I used to do that.
00:19:10
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ah You know, and so like, I've always, you know, in my adulthood have been very suspicious of just like, I don't know if suspicious is the right word, but like extra curious is like, okay, is that it? Like I'm trying to be dis discerning is probably the better word.
00:19:24
Speaker
I try to be more discerning of like, what am I hearing? What am I seeing? It can I explain it with my five senses? If not, can somebody else who might be more perceptive with said five senses? And if I can't, then like, okay, I'll theorize about it and put on the burner.
00:19:38
Speaker
But like, I can't think of anything the top of my head anyway, that like has been like, wow, I just can't explain that crazy thing that happened. um So one of the things that I have done in my life that plays into these, um because i'm i naturally want to look like um I naturally want to know how things happen too, right? And obviously I could have, me and my friend could have went and found you know these kids again and asked them who they met first or whatever. Or I could have just chalked up what happened to, you know,
00:20:13
Speaker
Like you said, psychological or subconscious stuff. But ah honestly, a part of me is like, I'm just going to let it hang. I'm going to purposely not give myself closure on this.
00:20:27
Speaker
Because i like I like it. I like having that bit of mystery. I like having that story where it's like, I don't know. You know, like I said, it could have been my friend screwing with me on the cruise. And I could easily ask him.
00:20:40
Speaker
I'm not gonna. Cause I kind of like the mystery of it, you know, sometimes you have to make your own magic in the world. Oh, sure. I'm, I'm totally down for that. Especially if it's through like emotional connections and stuff like that. But yeah, I mean, like I, I, like I said, I love to theorize or like I've been inspired by things to create stories or podcast episodes and stuff like that.
Exploring 1930s Slang
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Speaker
But yeah, I mean, I like to imagine there's a more magical world around us in some way.
00:21:10
Speaker
But so far, I have not encountered anything of the sort that I haven't been able to explain in some way or at least have theories that like I couldn't necessarily prove but could be proven if I had the resources to do so.
00:21:22
Speaker
You know why that is, right? Why what is? Why you can't find anything like that. Like any like super, you know, magical stuff. Because I'm a magical stuff? It's because you're the most magical thing there is. Yeah.
00:21:35
Speaker
Yeah. You don't gotta tell me I know. Bitch, I know it. I make my own fucking magic. um Bitch, I fart magic.
00:21:46
Speaker
Yeah, absolutely. I don't know how to fart. Oh, that's it. That's a good one. There you go. That's creepy and unexplained. It just happens. I don't know how to explain it. It just, it happens. And people say, wow, Adam, did you fart? And I'm like, I don't know how. If that was me, I didn't do it. like I just sat there and suddenly... Yeah.
00:22:04
Speaker
But anyway, before we get too far into down the rabbit hole, ah would you like to hear some 1930s slang? Heck yeah, i would. And what's great is a lot of these we still use or at least have been used more recently than you might think. I feel like these are the ones that are starting to come around again.
00:22:20
Speaker
Like, my favorite is That's aces, bro. Like, something is excellent. Like, man, aces. Like, it means it's excellent. I fucking love that. ah There is one that I don't know. It's spelled like abyss with I-N-I-A at the end. Like...
00:22:33
Speaker
abyssinia abyssinia a quick way of saying i'll be seeing you i'll be seeing you so like i guess they said like abyssinia i'll be seeing you yeah it looks like it's felt like abyss with inia at the end i would have never said that that's a word but yeah sure right um let's see um blow your wig means to get excited boondoggle is an extravagant and useless project oh
00:23:02
Speaker
I was gonna say, yeah, boondoggle, it's a fun one. ah This one's kind of fun. It's bourgeois or bourgeois, but bourgeois is funnier. but It means like empty talk or bullshit, like you're just, you're speaking bourgeois.
00:23:14
Speaker
Oh, I never heard that one. Yeah. Bread, which is money. We've heard that before, bring home the bread. People still say bread. Bump and gums, which means to make conversation, but of no substance. You're just talking, you're just yapping.
00:23:26
Speaker
Bump and gums. Yeah, like bourgeois. Yeah, okay. Kakamame is one that I still hear from Love kakamame. yeah Yep, yep. Copacetic. I don't know that one. You've never heard copacetic? No.
00:23:38
Speaker
Now, in this instance, they say copacetic means like someone is performing well or everything's going well. ah But nowadays, it's it's similarly, but people say if everything's copacetic means we're good. Everything's good.
00:23:50
Speaker
um I've never heard that. You've never heard copacetic? Man, it's a great word. Whenever I ask somebody if we're good, they say, hell no, I hate you. So ah maybe that's why. Well, it'd be more like, how's everything going? Like, it's all copacetic.
00:24:03
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Oh, no, no. They just tell me that everything's awful and then trauma. Oh, man. Yeah, you know. A dime a dozen? dime a dozen? No, I do know dime a dozen. You know? um Anything that's very common, not valuable.
00:24:14
Speaker
86, a sold-out item or food service. That one's pretty relevant considering the fucking bullshit going on on Twitter right now. um But 86 just means a sold-out item in food service. Something that they don't have anymore. It's been 86. It's out um And eventually it grew to mean throwing somebody out. Like 86, this guy. Get him out of my club. Basically throwing out anything. just like Get him out of my bar. We're out. We don't want to anymore.
00:24:38
Speaker
um Gobsmacked. People still say that. um Like flabbergasted. usually think it was Godsmacked because of the band, but it's gobsmacked. Now like shut your gob. Yeah, gob in his mouth.
00:24:49
Speaker
um Let's see. Kibosh means to put a stop to something. um make tracks is one that I really liked from old school cartoons. Like let's make tracks. We got to get, get, make some distance between us and that thing. Got to get on your, your running tracks, your getaway sticks and make tracks.
00:25:06
Speaker
Exactly. Yes. That's very exactly. Yes. Yeah. We call that cross generational. Yeah. This one is knit, knit wittery, which means stupidity. Yeah. Okay. i like that. Knit wittery.
00:25:18
Speaker
I love the wittery that we get up to whenever we do this. Piss or get off the pot. You know, we still say sometimes. love that one. Shake a leg means to hurry up. We've heard that before. yep um Slip me five, I like, because it means to shake my hand.
00:25:34
Speaker
So, like, I think slip me five turned into slap me five for high fives. Oh, my God. I love it. It's slip me five, which means to shake my hand, which is really. It sounds like you're bribing. You're bribing somebody. Squat, we still say. Like, it means you have nothing. Zero, nothing. Squat.
00:25:50
Speaker
ah The word wacky stemmed from the 1930s, or at least like became popularized in the nineteen thirty s like something that's crazy, wacky. that wacky tabacky. And then ah another one that popped up is the phrase, you and me both. Really?
00:26:05
Speaker
Yeah. A way of vocalizing agreement with someone, like you and Yeah, no. You me both still say that, yeah. Isn't that interesting? There's so many that we still... That might be the first one I absolutely use, even unconsciously.
00:26:20
Speaker
Yeah. Like if somebody says, I'll be like, yeah, you and me both, man. Yeah. And just for funsies, before we wrap up, here's ones that are more specific to types of people and places. There's a couple on here that I thought was pretty good.
00:26:32
Speaker
ah Like a dead hoofer means like a bad dancer or a dead hoofer. um Or Joe, an average guy. Like we say average Joe now. joe just Right. But they wouldn't say an average Joe or regular Joe. They just say yeah that's a Joe.
00:26:49
Speaker
Like that's just your average guy. So we've kind of modified it over the years to put the adjective before Joe. Oh, interesting.
1930s Slang Challenge and Episode Conclusion
00:26:56
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Yeah. um So I thought that was pretty cool. um A no good Nick, which means a bad or worthless person. Good Nick.
00:27:04
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I love the idea of just taking a couple of words that go together and then slap Nick at the Nick at the end of it. That's a no good Nick. That's an asshole Nick.
00:27:15
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That's a piece of shit Nick. A beat Nick. Yeah. um a stool pigeon you know we know that one from like movies like a a snitch uh or a tightwad we know that one a stingy person and then wise guy is also on there we've made it to wise guy from weisenheimer wise guy um and then finally one that i think we need to bring back more from the old cartoon era from like bugs bunny is screwball oh yeah you know, originally from baseball slang, but it says like a real eccentric or crazy person, like a real fucking screwball. Real screwball.
00:27:48
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But I think, yeah, you know, I think people usually associate with craziness, but you know, just, uh, I think it's a great word. What a screwball. What a crazy guy. My mom calls me a screwball when I make jokes and stuff.
00:28:00
Speaker
Love that. You're such a screwball. That one goes to you, Terry. There you go. um Happy Mother's Day. Yeah. It's a Memorial Day. When's Mother's Day? No, that was past already.
00:28:12
Speaker
That's, yeah. It's long gone. All right. Well, I guess I'll turn it back over to you, Daniel, for the final challenge. All righty. So today...
00:28:23
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you have to go up to somebody and tell them that they are striking. Man, you look striking today.
00:28:34
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Yes, it very attractive, like not necessarily in a romantic way, but just like, you look good today. You're looking great, fly, fire, whatever the hell. Man, Adam,
00:28:47
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You look fucking striking today. Or it's a very striking outfit. It's a very striking outfit. A shoes. Something that just says, wow, my brain has been struck by a smooth criminal.
00:28:58
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How? Yeah. ah There you go. That's your challenge for today. You know, Danny, um we have... about 50 seconds left before we can make this an even half hour episode.
00:29:11
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Okay. Technically we wouldn't be in the twenties anymore, but if we do it just right, we could nail it right at, you want to like 29, 59. Oh, let's do 29, 99, 29. You can't. That's not how time works. sorry. 20, 29, 59. know why. so nine you can't that's not how time works i'm sorry twenty twenty nine fifty nine i don't know why
00:29:33
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I forgot how minutes work. Are you trying to sell me something or are we talking time? I'm still shooting for $29.99. Here we go.
00:29:45
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but Oh my God. So what? Do you want to spill over 30 minutes and 33 seconds? No, it's okay. We'll go 59. That's how time works. Well, you have to be very careful because if we were to hit that half hour mark, then