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Dungeon Dive Inc Ep 2: Have You Seen My Klankensuit?
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Boom PahPa, Protects Gaul, and Tulip Corpsepod officially get hired on to the Dungeon Dive Incorporated family! This means they get a stipend of silver coins to spend, magic stones they can talk to each other with, and debt! Join us for a more relaxed episode of shopping and city exploration as the group prepares for their next mission: a journey to the center of a mysterious and enchanted forest!
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Transcript
Whimsical Strip Club Ideas
00:00:01
Speaker
So he was so he would put you'd hang the racks on the wall like you would as a hunter, except that it would be tickle biddies instead of deer heads. It would be both.
00:00:12
Speaker
Oh, man. Deer kitties better. They would have like my dad wanted to put all of his like big game like mounts and everything inside the strip club. And then, yeah, that way it could be tassels. You got to pay extra so that the the deer heads can motorboat you. Yeah, yeah. You have to do most of the work, though.
00:00:37
Speaker
Good morning. There weren't too many deer. Good morning. I laugh at the time of the days on the clock. It's me, Justin, telling you guys about titties, tassels, and turbulence or whatever. Trophies. A lot of turbulence. Turtle trophies. Titties, tassels. I go to titties, tassels, and turtles. I'd see that. That should be awesome. Teenage Mutant Ninja titties.
00:01:01
Speaker
Remember that one turtle's show where they had a lady turtle and she was hot? Yeah, she was Venus. She was named after Venus to Milo. Yeah. OK, anyway, we're doing this. I just got turtle soup in my undies. I'm going to.
Troll Encounters and Character Introductions
00:01:16
Speaker
We're doing we're doing dungeon dive today, everybody. We're here to dive in some dungeons. We didn't do any. We were playing last time. We didn't go into any dungeons, though. We just went to a forest. Right, guys? And there was no diving. We didn't dive at all. There's no diving. He did take it to his cave, his troll house.
00:01:32
Speaker
He was a troll. You guys met a troll. They thought he was bad, but he was actually just a nice, nice man and became friends with him. It was pretty nice. We almost burned down a whole town. Yeah. Cause they were rude.
00:01:42
Speaker
They were rude. His name is Troll. Me Troll? Me no Troll. And now him and Boom Papa are friends. Anyway, that's a good thing. The next point I have to make is that we have Adam, Adrian, and Cass playing Boom Papa, the wizard. Boom Papa? I see Adam literally punching at the computer every time he goes, Papa! Like the guy on Fucking Step Brothers where he's like,
00:02:12
Speaker
We're going to pop like Kobyashi Kobyashi. And we got Adrian playing Protex. Oh, let's say Adam. Adam's boom. Papa is a papa is a human wizard, a human wizard. Bald, I believe. Very burly and buff. We're also kind of getting. Yeah, just a little one. Just a little. You're like, you're not you're not ripped, but you're like, you're big and you're big and bulky. I'm the strong kind of fat. Yeah.
00:02:38
Speaker
Then we got Adrian playing ProtexGull. ProtexGull. Gull. The strong kind of goblin. He's a strong kind of goblin. He's a little goblin man. I believe he's also no hair in your head.
00:02:48
Speaker
No, goblins don't have that. You know, I don't know if I've ever seen a goblin that's got like a long flowing mane. The one I made did. Maybe I'll just go to a magic shop and make myself magical hair. Or just get yourself a bunch of wigs and you can change it every day. Or you could just go to the local barber in every like mane town and have them change your hairstyle the entire time.
00:03:14
Speaker
Yeah, you know, or just go to the magic mirror at our camp and you can change your appearance any time that you want. That would be awesome. Yeah. And then finally, we have Cass playing tulips corpse pod, I believe is her name, the orc. She's also a big burly orc. And she has a lot of pink mohawk. That's about it, really.
Dungeon Dive Inc. and ProtexGull's Narration
00:03:38
Speaker
and you guys work for a company called Dungeon Dive Inc. that has you go off to various dungeons and dive into them. And they're incorporated. And that's really all you need to know, so let's go.
00:04:28
Speaker
Alright, we're walking. No, you're not walking, you're sitting. You're sitting. No, we're sitting. You sit. Let's go. Protex sitting. Adrian, I like the idea of Protex Gaul. He just puts his name before every action that he's doing to let everybody know. I am now Protex sitting. I am now Protex running. Protex is now running.
00:04:52
Speaker
kills me. I am protects killing and protects killing now. So also, Fred, say last time you guys got some money. And I also I also want to kind of have like a thing where you also can find little bits and bobs you can just sell. So you can or you can either convert them to money if you want ahead of time. But you all got two silver and they gave you three silver cups to split amongst yourselves that you can also sell, which are also worth two silver.
Loot, Mundane Life, and Candy
00:05:18
Speaker
So you got four silver, but
00:05:21
Speaker
You have it in in valuables and money. How's that sound? Is that great? That's good. You're rich, motherfucker. Oh, snap. So, yeah, you got to turn it over. Let's go to titties, tatas and turnips or whatever. Titties, tassels and curdles. I want to see titties, titties, titties already. So where was I talking about Dr. Biden time talking about teaching to her?
00:05:51
Speaker
Yeah, you're back in town at the city of hubris, the center of the country, the kingdom of Alandria. And you're back there and you're going back to the office. So you told your oculi is what went on and then you had a little, you know, you got tonight to yourselves and if you can go back next day, cause you want some more things to do because you're bored.
00:06:13
Speaker
And you guys all find each other in the hallway, I guess, and he you're at his office and wait, wait, before before any of that happens. Yeah. What cafeteria in this place? Yeah, there's a little a little meal hall, like an eatery or something. Yeah. What are they serving? I just want to I just I don't want to act it out. I just want to, you know, I feel like it's important to say that our characters poop and eat and stuff. You know, right. Yeah. I do like I do like that. I'm sure it's poop.
00:06:38
Speaker
Yeah, I'm pro-tech-shitting. In real life, I hate pooping. I've been doing it a lot more because I've been increasing my protein intake. And I hate it. Especially when it's all sticky and I just feel like I need a bunch of wet wine.
00:06:55
Speaker
I'm for reminding me. I got to start taking notes of what I want to edit out of the show. I won't do it. This is golden content right here. You're welcome. Yeah, or it's golden brown, if you don't say it. But no. But yeah, so I want to go to the eatery or just say that I've gone to the eatery. I just wanted your stuff. What did they serve? Did you go in the morning, afternoon? When did you go?
00:07:19
Speaker
I went into the good morning, good afternoon, and good evening. They usually just serve a slop and some soggy bread. Is there anybody there that I could sit next to that goes in the morning before work?
00:07:32
Speaker
Um, yeah, probably. Who would, who would, who would, who would you want to sit next to? I want to imagine that I find another goblin to sit next to. And then like, he feeds me like a bunch of stupid names for people. So I keep picking on Protex about it. You trot road, wheel, roadkill wagon wheel.
00:07:56
Speaker
Oh, no, you told me you said that one just now. Oh, yeah, I tried roko rag and wheel. I tried to stink bug Magoo's or some shit like that. I can't. I just I just want to imagine that like he's just like feeding me all this stupid shit to say to protect. I knew a guy when I was growing up named Bird Poop Riverstone, Bird Poop Riverstone. Oh, oh, that's good. All right. That was that Bird Poop Riverstone. Sounds like a sounds like a like a like a woodland host of some sort of show.
00:08:25
Speaker
Yeah, he was hello. I'm bird poop with a stone welcoming you back to magic or mountains Open that door, right? I don't know anyway. That's my impression of a lady host. You're a weird guy Yeah, thank you for those are also one of my favorite guys. I knew he was real cool. His name was I Was bloodstain under bridge
00:08:52
Speaker
He was cool. He was a cool guy. Shit, stay in the pants. I feel like I feel like what did you say? There was it was bird poop, river stone. I feel like there's a good opportunity for Justin to get on with it, with the game of making him stupid. I guess it's it's it's kind of now that they have sort of
00:09:15
Speaker
almost Native American style names, but, but, uh, shittier, shittier because they're in usually in like more refuse or like more so kind of crummy areas. They have less pretty things that name themselves after pretty cool names in South Dakota. They have some pretty crazy names. There was one that was, uh, kills enemy at night. I liked that one. It was fucking awesome. We don't got anything as cool as that. Uh, but, uh, I knew one guy,
00:09:42
Speaker
his name was dead body, his name was just dead body. And you are the life of the party. Yeah, oh that's the irony is his life of the party. And this cousin corpse just lays there.
Camp Life and Financial Hilarity
00:09:59
Speaker
Anyway, thanks for sitting down with me. Yeah, yeah. Hey, hey, no problem. Hey, you're cool. I just don't understand why people don't like sitting near you or anything, you know? So I just thought I'd just hang out. I like to steal people's food off their plate. Oh, yeah. I noticed that you took my pudding. It's my favorite today. Yeah, you know what? It's fine. It kind of blended in with the slops. I couldn't tell the difference until you started taking it. On Thursdays, the pudding is the most tolerable flavor they have.
00:10:26
Speaker
I figured I'd get it today. I'm gonna learn it so I can cast a spell and make it a potable flavor every day. You can make it actually good tasting. Yeah. Oh hey, by the way, I never got your name there, little dude.
00:10:39
Speaker
I don't I I kind of I was I wasn't born the guy in the goblin village. My name is just my name is just Tommy Hey, hey, you know what Tommy? That's fine, but it was you know, you know You don't know how to have funny names for me to make fun of it's actually actually makes me feel better that you don't have a silly name So I feel less inclined to make fun of it so I can direct all of my negative energy and protects He's a funny little guy
00:11:02
Speaker
He sure is. Hang on. Hang on. I gotta go try out bloodstain under bridge here in a minute. See you later. Hey, have fun. Hey, man. I'm glad I heard you guys did your first job and you know, they're they're officially accepted into the company as congratulations. Oh, hey, man. Thanks. You know what? That that gets you another.
00:11:23
Speaker
Chunk of pudding when I come back tomorrow. Oh, yeah, don't die out there. No, I don't plan on it. But Protex dies. I'm going to sleep like a fucking baby. All right. See you later. I'll see. I'll see you tomorrow. I'll see you tomorrow. I guess you give me up. You guys want to do anything else for you and the company before you go to the office? Protex, if I hold to silver, I want to go out and see how many houses I can buy with that.
00:11:54
Speaker
you can buy a bucket there's a there's just like walk around the streets and look at houses it's kind of like it's kind of like fable um where you there's a little board outside of every single house that just has the value and who lives there um
00:12:13
Speaker
And where do you I've given the guys a map there's sort of like this the city's got like an you know One size on this two sides of the river one side sort of a shittier side one sides the nicer side Where are you starting in the town BX? No, not BX Where are you where are you where are you starting at Protex and I'm starting at like the outer layer
00:12:37
Speaker
Okay. Um, which out earlier, uh, Easter, Easter week company, I think. Okay. Okay. So you're, that's good. Cause now you're, you're down in the cheaper areas. And so you're seeing some, they're like, um, more than I'm not going to say what price cause I don't know. I don't know the economy of this place to know what, how much houses are, but definitely not. There are all the, even the shittiest houses you can find. There's like, there's like, you're like walking through the streets and you get to the point where like you're in like the shitty back streets of like the town where like people have like just little shacks and shit.
00:13:05
Speaker
crammed together and even those are like too much for you. So yeah, you don't find anything we're too silver. Sorry there, pal. That's ridiculous. Somebody's going to like change something around here. Talk to your manager. I'm supposed to live in these conditions.
00:13:27
Speaker
Good question. Just like to have a little meal haul for you guys at the company. They also have a little bunkhouse in case you get back from work. A hard day of diving on dungeons. You can come and have a little snooze. So they have little bunks as well there. But yeah, that's all you want to do? Then you're going to get back to work. That's all I want to do. Then I go back to the company. OK. How about you, corpse pod Tulip O'Hara? Absolutely.
00:13:53
Speaker
going to the company, not doing anything, not doing anything funny. No, you're stupid. OK, good. Thank you. So you guys go back to the place where you're at work and you go there and you got to go to the office, old bureaucracies who gives you his jobs.
Mission Briefing and Magic Items
00:14:10
Speaker
So you get to his door and it says bureaucracies, as I said the last time, and you're there in front of his door. Well, hey, blood blood state under bridge. What's up? I do.
00:14:24
Speaker
Who? Let's say another person. No. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. I was looking. I was looking at the Goblin yearbook and I look up the Goblin Wikipedia. The Wikipedia. Yeah, there's a wizard that lives down the street. It goes by the name of Wikipedia and 18. Any time I come up with anything new is because I learned it from Wikipedia.
00:14:50
Speaker
Oh my God, do you have a job for us? I cannot hear this squibbling anymore. Hang on, let me wrap, wrap, wrap on this chamber door. Wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap. Oh, come on in. He called. Hello, boss. I'm in need of money. Oh my God. Please tell me you have a job for us, these two. I swear.
00:15:17
Speaker
Always always some work for fine people like you who can get jobs done really impressed with how you You didn't kill the troll as big surprise. We all thought you're gonna come back We're gonna thought we're gonna have a new troll for the troll wall, but uh, no, you didn't kill him. That's great Anyway, yeah, we got a new job for you. But first of all since you're officially part of the team here part of the dungeon dive family as it were we got some
00:15:42
Speaker
Some stuff you gotta have. When you go, you gotta go back down and see old Martha down at the armory slash place where you get stuff that isn't armor. And you either gotta get a pair of gloves or some bracelets you can wear. That way we can, as you know, you gotta get 10% of your money, the silver coins you find out in the world. You gotta give back to the company. That's how we make our money.
00:16:10
Speaker
You just gotta wear those little gloves and it'll keep track of how much silver capacity your little hands there and, uh, and we'll take 10% of it. But remember, you get to keep all the, uh, the valuable items and, uh, magical implements you find for yourself. So I hope she has better candy this time. It's only been a day, so I can't, can't promise anything there. Uh, so yeah, that's basically, you guys don't have a candy store in this place. Um, no.
00:16:39
Speaker
But we do have a place where you can get gloves. But the next point I can tell you guys is you're going to get a little stipend here to get you moving along here to get yourself some better equipment.
00:16:51
Speaker
Pretty much all we have down in the armory is shit that we've pawned off to people who are new. So if you want to give each of you, each of you get 50 silver, and you got there, you can buy some better gear than the shit that Martha gave you. Make sure you turn that back into her. And then of course- Well, I'm gonna go buy a new house with that kind of money. Yeah, you do. Good luck. I've seen those shacks over there. They're like at least 53 gold. Oh. Well, I'm not gonna go buy a house right now with that kind of money.
00:17:18
Speaker
Yeah. That's just like enough, right? Yeah, I guess. Anyway, you have silver and gold on the same thing, the protex. Here's the thing. Gold looks kind of similar. I know, but the closest to the color P that it looks, the more valuable it is.
00:17:39
Speaker
Okay, that makes a surprising amount of sense. We goblins trade in pee all the time. Anyway, that's the long and short of it there. Make sure you go down there, talk to her, get your gloves and or braces. If you don't like wearing gloves, you can wear bracelets. If you don't like wearing bracelets, you can wear gloves.
00:17:58
Speaker
And oh, she's also going to have we we give everybody these magical sacks that will carry a bunch of shit for you. Oh, if you're going down, you know, magical the sack of unlimited shit carrying. I like. I want to carry my pee in a sec. Don't don't.
00:18:17
Speaker
Don't put your money into that second if you're gonna pay I want I want this covered money yeah, it's basically go down there see her she'll give you the stuff you need and I'll give you your stipends here. Here's your 50 silver pieces extra for each he is and I Don't spend it all in one place No, probably well Okay. Oh and if you need any tips on where to go for anything we got some good people we work with
00:18:44
Speaker
uh... you know there's other shops along the main drag up in the in the rich here part of town they kind of uh... though really jag you for money but if you go to some of these there's two places right nearby our building here we work with their pretty good trustworthy and there's a protection by like mercy goblin fella uh... not far up the road there uh... and he uh...
00:19:02
Speaker
he runs a potion shop he's pretty cool guy he's pretty uh very good stuff he has very good prices okay okay maybe before i buy a house maybe i should buy some protection for protects yeah you gotta protect protect yeah um can't house your body if you don't got one you know i'm saying yes yeah yeah you got some money there go buy some better clothes and armor or whatever you want to wear and some with weapons that you like and uh that's about it oh your job yeah uh
00:19:30
Speaker
Go get your shit and then you'll be going down south. Down to, you'll start off in a little town called Dovin. You're gonna meet a guy there named, he's a wizard named Stamos. And just meet up with him there. And he'll tell you what he needs. He's got some sort of enchanted forest he wants to go to to find his old friend's tower or something, I don't know. Either way, he was kind of a little bit of a crazy old man, so
00:20:00
Speaker
It's a good, good job for you guys. It's just so newer. We'll give you that one, see if it's anything of worth and good luck and have fun time. Just go south down the river to Dovan. That's all I really need to know. You got it, dude. All right, have fun. Don't spend all that money in one place or do. I don't really care. Oh, mercy.
00:20:20
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Close. Close. So get memory in my brain. I don't quite remember what it was. What? The name. Stavos. No. What you just said. Dolve it. What I said. Mercy. Yeah. That's someone in the game. It's in a game. It's called Overwatch, but that's not why I said it. Oh, you might be thinking of Overwatch, though. That's what Elvin said. Mercy was the one that everybody wanted to bang in the game. Oh, yeah.
00:20:50
Speaker
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00:21:11
Speaker
How does how does she talk? Oh, she's down there. She's scribbling at her little test track of how many how many I did piece of I just stand there for as long as it takes for her to notice. She does not look up at all. She's on the desk. Yeah, she took a look up and go. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Oh, oh, hello. Well, welcome. How you guys lived? Oh, that's great.
00:21:42
Speaker
Martha, do you have any more candy? Do you have better candy this time? No, I keep trying to tell you they don't. There's they just started inventing candy and it's not good. They just started to invent candy. It's a guy. If you want to go under the river, under the bridge, right, that's the middle of the middle bridge, the pious bridge that goes between the two churches, they there's there. That's where they work. They just go under there and I don't know how they make it. They make it under the bridge and it's gross.
00:22:13
Speaker
Kenya that approach sounds great. Yeah, but hey you guys you guys are fully into the company. That's very good So here you go. Who do you you gotta get your little gloves and you're a little what you guys want some gloves or some bracelets? What do you prefer? I? What a bracelet
00:22:30
Speaker
Oh, okay. Here you go. Oh, here you go. She pulls out two sets of bracelets. They are like, um, uh, they're sort of like brassish looking. They have a little intricate little, little scribbles around them. Um, and, uh, they can, they kind of can clip on and off your little wrists, both your little hands. And those are for to track our money. Yes.
00:22:50
Speaker
Here's your little here's your magic sex. What about you protects you want a glove? Can't just don't take any You know, unfortunately you got to pay the company back some money what about a cock ring?
00:23:06
Speaker
how about we just get some rocks instead we don't want to keep track of how many people you have sex with no we don't know i just say it i don't i don't need to know the number of zero okay you say you don't want to you don't you don't want to try some of my goose egg no um but protect yes she holds up some gloves that are like black with like silver um trim around like the between like the
00:23:32
Speaker
Top of the hand and the palm of the hand around all the fingers and shit. Oh, you got this or the bracelets ting ting ting ting ting ting. I guess I'll take the class. Oh, here you go. One size fits all. She throws about you. Anywho, don't forget to give me back all the shitty shit I gave you when you buy some new shit. I like my shit. I forgot what I'm wearing. Well, if you want to you're wearing you're wearing a piece of goblin mail that has a hole in it. OK.
00:24:03
Speaker
And it gives you one armor. And I think I'm wearing a belly shirt because the robe is too small. You're wearing everybody's cast off. You cast offs that you wear. Yeah. I also have have a great time. I kind of this this is how I did. I didn't talk. I had a frog in my third earlier. This is how I talked, I believe, when you first met me. OK, so go have fun. I sure you guys got your little stipends from the company. So have a good time with shopping. OK, bye. Bye.
00:24:33
Speaker
I ring the bell again. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Oh, what do you need? Hello. Welcome. Make sure you have better candy next time. Do you have any candy? Here she go. She says one to give any candy to Cass. Cass is judging it. She thought I was an orc.
00:24:59
Speaker
OK, don't change a thing, but this is great. God bless. God bless.
Shopping Sprees and Comical Failures
00:25:08
Speaker
All right. So you guys go set loose on the town. Where do you want to do? Where do you want to go? I want to try to save. I want to try to make my wristband take less money off of me. OK. OK. OK. You can roll your mind. Oh, I forgot. Also, I want to try something new with the rolling.
00:25:29
Speaker
We're going to roll two of the dice that you have, wherever level you are. And we're going to increase the failure up to four. That way, if you roll some higher level dice, you can maybe have a chance of doing really good. We'll see how that works this week. You're increasing the failure level a number higher? How would that increase our success level? Because you're going to roll two dice as well. Like, if you have, like, a D8. Oh, we're rolling two dice with the fail number. Yeah. But we need to, like, meet a four. I see. And a four is a four. A four to one is a failure. So we've got to bet five or higher.
00:25:57
Speaker
And seven is death.
00:26:02
Speaker
Seven. Yes. Seven. Seven. We don't talk about seven. Yeah. As pointed out, as pointed out by one of our listeners, seven was not mentioned. We don't talk about seven. If you roll us, if you roll a seven, maybe it's like a special. Maybe you get like a boner to your. If you roll a seven, I come to your house and I kill you. Yeah. There's no two ways about it. It's like the ring kind of.
00:26:31
Speaker
Yeah, like the ring, except that I bring your neck. Yeah. Roll your roll your mind. Roll to the dice instead. This time had a role on this character. He's got to go to that. It doesn't work. You have to do off the dice menu on the side. Oh, oh, that's what I was doing. OK. That's it there. I've rolled two rolling. Holy fuck. Oh, no.
00:26:54
Speaker
I shouldn't have given you guys that increase dice. I already rolled, it doesn't matter, I rolled an eight on both anyway. I know, it's fine. Okay, so yeah, you pretty much...
00:27:12
Speaker
um i've hacked roll 20 to do my bidding i'm gonna say dance for me roll 20 monkey dance i'm gonna say you completely nullified them they don't they won't count any money if it goes across your hands well they know this though
00:27:31
Speaker
They'll either think that you just haven't been picking up money in the in the in the places you go to or you just Yeah, I'm just gonna be like, you know, I just been picking up the shiny things I'm not really interested in the cash, you know, just all dirty. I don't want to get germs. I'm exchanging from other people. Yeah
00:27:45
Speaker
So yeah, I'm just like bobbling around with it. And I just like, I was gonna say, are you like in the hallway outside of her little room? You're just like, you're just like, is Martha the only one on that plate in that room? Yeah. Well, then, yeah, I'm just like turning my like my my back to everybody else. So I am kind of facing a little crevice between her desk and the wall because she apparently doesn't notice anything. I'm just going to just just kind of like tuck it, you know, like in my big burly arms and just like just like.
00:28:09
Speaker
All right, uh, uh, no, if I kiss my, my taxes is like, I'm just trying to whisper different incantations until one works. She doesn't even look up from her shoes, like scribbling. She's like, no, no, no, no magic in here, please. All right. Sorry, ma'am. Sorry. Well, sorry. I was just trying to make the candy bigger.
00:28:31
Speaker
Stop trying to make your dick bigger. Please, please, I'm about to get dick reduction surgery, because that's, you know, nothing from nothing to still nothing. Oh, man, you're a quick one. Now the world is yours. You have 50, 50 coins, 50 coins, jingle, jangle in your pocket, jingle, jangle. And what are you going to do? Where are you going to go? Who's doing what? Where first? Adam, go somewhere. You just did something. You can do something else. Cass, where are you going to go?
00:29:01
Speaker
Hmm. I was thinking about going to Osmond's Osmond's. Oh shit. She's gonna go all the way up to the other side of town pretty much. Oh, yeah, she's just lollygagging and just kind of like She's always in the next door ever since she first saw it. Okay, so you go there You see it's like a little corner shop on the like the little main drag at the northern part of town You pass like the big big huge mega church in the middle of town and a bunch of other shit
00:29:30
Speaker
and you get to the place and you go inside there's just a bunch of like uh hippity bibbity mumbo jumbo magical stuff there's like crystal balls little crystal wizard holding a little crystal ball um all sorts of little mumbo's and jumbo's in there
00:29:45
Speaker
She's gonna go up to the counter and see if there's anyone standing at the counter or There's a man scribbling There's a man scribbling at his little notepad as everyone seems to do with his little quill and he's got like a little a little Monocle on his side of his face and he's got a graying hair and he's a human man in a vest in a white shirt He's just scribbling. Oh, hello. Have you come to shop from my ornaments?
00:30:15
Speaker
Yes, I was wondering, do you have a dolly for sale? Oh yes, we've got plenty of them. You would want them cursed, enchanted or free to have enchantment placed upon. Voodoo dolly, what would you like?
00:30:31
Speaker
Ooh, a voodoo dolly sounds wonderful. Let me have one of those please. Oh, excellent. If you'd come hither to the doll cabinet with me and you lead it to a little glass cabinet with a bunch of dolls in it and the bottom shelf is with a bunch of little like, little yarny, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever they're made out of, various materials of voodoo dolls.
00:30:52
Speaker
He's like, here upon the bottom shelf is our voodoo dolls made from twine as I am an expert upon these things. I know what it's made of. I work here. I own this place. Um, these are our voodoo dollies here. There are five of them. They each come with their own set of needles. Um, and, uh, that's the main thing we give everything else. You've got to kind of provide for yourself. You want to burn it. Um, you can do that. If you want to throw it off a cliff, uh, put it under water and drown the person. Uh, that's, that's your, I just want to keep it. Oh, well, um,
00:31:22
Speaker
What? Yes, I just want to keep it. I don't want the needles either. I just want the bolt. I just want the dolly. Oh, you know, I would be remiss if I put myself out on a sail, but my cat just jumped and flicked it. Jesus Christ, she didn't even know what to try to jump to. She flicked it out of the cup. I don't know how that worked. Jesus, Belizeus. Criminy.
00:31:52
Speaker
Anywho, I don't want to put myself out on a sale here, but this is quite expensive for the magical properties. If you just want a dolly to play with, you can go to one of the toy shops. It's okay. I just want it. I just love it.
00:32:06
Speaker
I don't want, I don't want a cute little dolly. I just want a dolly just like this. You want an ugly little thing? I'm okay. He opens a little cabinet up and he's like, which of these would you like? There's like a little, there's a family. You just pick what we can make one up or whatever it looks like. So she's going to pick the blue one that has like a little bit of like stitches, like kind of crossing along the way, like her face and her chest, and then
00:32:32
Speaker
She has like a little tuft of hair that comes up off the top of a little pink bow at the scalp. I hope that's fun. Yes, that was very sad. I commissioned that one to be made. I almost didn't want to do it. Someone wanted it to be used on a small child girl. I said, that's pretty dark. But I did it. But the good thing is they didn't pick it up. So there you can have it and play with it however you want. Wonderful.
00:33:02
Speaker
Yes, it's not attached to anyone. They won't get hurt. That's good. Well, it's not attached to anyone. They didn't come through and finalize the attachment process. So you can attach it however you want. Or play with it, I guess. That'll be ten coins, please. Ten coin. Ten coin. Here you go. Thank you very much. Enjoy your time with that little dolly. I hope you have fun, I guess. Thank you.
00:33:29
Speaker
and she walks out and is like I'm going to call you Betsy and I'm going to love you and hug you and caress you and call you George so her name is Betsy Gidditch Wright or I will destroy you like geez lady oh my god no one's even talking to you oh my god
00:33:53
Speaker
You can see it as well. Definitely be a possessed puppet. People are already giving you giving you a wide berth because you're a big orc with a with a like a fucking whacking stick. But they're also like now they're like, oh, she's also crazy. I can just see her walking back to walking back to Dungeon Dive like, oh, Martha, we need double the candy because my dolly needs some. Yes. Anywhere else you anywhere else you want to go with your stipend of money? Nope.
00:34:21
Speaker
Okay. Um, oh, actually also, um, we're going to, we're going to retroactively breathe. Martha's like, Oh, one more thing. Or after you did your magic spell, I forgot you all, you need a sending stone to talk to, uh, bureaucracies. He's your superior, right? Your supervisor. He actually has testicules. No one works here by that name. Don't try to fool me.
00:34:48
Speaker
You have to register yourselves on it with the way it knows each of your names and Bjorkles can talk to you. You can talk to him. How does this exactly work? It's magic. Magic. Did you just snort? I was trying to do Mr. Bean. He was more like magic. But anyway, yes, also, I don't think he told you because I am the same person in reality.
00:35:17
Speaker
you have to pay your stipends back whenever you get back with your next big haul so that you are still you also have to pay that back just keep in mind so spend it all don't don't waste it or just give some of it back I guess I don't know anyway have fun okay okay Cass anything else you want to buy
00:35:40
Speaker
I mean, he's like, he's like, hey, just so you know, spend all your money or you lose it. Whatever you don't spend, you just give back to them. But either way, that's how you guys are going to pay it back. Is there a candy store? Yep, there's a candy store. There's a stall of a couple of guys like by the bridge. They're selling it out of the out of the out of the back of an unmarked wagon.
00:36:11
Speaker
There's a guy with his back's a little hunched. He has one of those dirty little caps on his head and he's got his face all squished up.
00:36:19
Speaker
Candy, we're selling candy and some of the what's what's candy? It's delicious. That's a treat for every one of all ages. How have a free from animal carcasses. We grind down the bones of an animal, you see, and we put the dust into a gelatin form and then it's very precise work. True.
00:36:46
Speaker
If you'd seen how gummy worms are made, you probably would never eat them. Yeah. Well, I still eat them because they're fun. I still bring them down my throat. But, you know, it makes you think, oh, are you just choking them? Oh, I'm choking them. I like to pretend. I can't pretend like I'm a fish. So good. OK. OK. OK. So anyway, you see those guys, they're peddling their candy out of an unmarked wagon by the bridge downtown. OK. You go to them. Yep. OK.
00:37:14
Speaker
Ah, hello, orchish lady. Hello, do you have any cherry flavor? Nope. We've only got candy flavor. What kind is the candy flavor?
00:37:34
Speaker
Um, I, it tastes like the candy that we made. I don't know what to tell you. It doesn't really have any particular specific flavor. Can I try it first? Oh yeah. We got free samples. Here you go. Oh, thank you. Enjoy. She eats it. What does it taste like? Um, shit.
00:37:56
Speaker
Shit. This is not candy. What are you talking about? Oh, the place that I grew up. We had the best candy in the whole world. What kind of rubbish is this? Well, it's what we got, lady. I don't know what to tell you. You need to learn how to make better candy. She throws it in his face. Hey, that was rude. It's good. It got caught in my lower lip. It's all projected because I got a scrunched up face out.
00:38:23
Speaker
She walks away and she sees the clothing shop at the corner and decides that that's where she's going to go find something for her dolly. So you're going to the fancy clothing shop on the main drag. Is that what you're saying? This dress is way too big. I had to cut it up for dolly.
00:38:45
Speaker
it's a very fancy clothing shop there's a very well-to-do uh fella in there with like a bright red little tunic on doublet of sorts and some some nice breeches and he's like i guess i'm 23 reams of purple satin for the bear oh welcome oh hello hello um i was gonna see if i could get uh a matching dress for me and my dolly
00:39:14
Speaker
Oh man, what did they do in Pretty Woman whenever they went and serve her? And then she came back and she's like, big mistake, huge. And she's like, oh, I don't think you're in the right place, my lady. I believe you would like to find one of the places where they sell the less higher mark clothing over across the bridge, perhaps. What are you talking about? Do I not look nice enough? Do I need to club you over the head?
00:39:45
Speaker
I would prefer it not, but I suppose I... Yes, what dress for you and your dolly, you say? Yes, yes. Ah, what colour... Good, you came to your senses. Link, he snaps his little fingers in a couple of...
00:40:02
Speaker
of young kids come running out and they're like, ha ha ha ha. And they start measuring with their little, little, little, little strips of stuff. And he's like, oh, these, I don't even think I have anything for women in these dimensions. My goodness, your shoulders are wide. Why, why, why? Thank you. Thank you very much. I don't, I've not seen many orchish women in this place, but at any rate, I may, I may be able to slap a skirt onto a man's top like a dress.
00:40:31
Speaker
That's how fashion works. Just give me a spaghetti strap, I don't care. Okay, well, what sort of colour, the fabric, do you see all these designs I have here? The many, many illustrious and very pretty designs I've got, what would you like? Candy. I want a pink in the top and purple in the bottom, and like a bow in the middle. Oh, all right, and what would you like? I've got silk, I've got satin, I've got cotton, I've got wool.
00:41:00
Speaker
Definitely setting on top and then like the stuff they use for tutus on the bottom. Oh, okay. Yes. Thank you.
00:41:11
Speaker
Alright, at your dimensions, that would run us about 230 gold. I mean, silver, I'm sorry. 230 silver for that. Very high end, as you know. And for your little dolly, I guess I could give you some scraps. I could throw it together. I guess I wouldn't charge you for that, because I'm sure that 230 is going to pretty much sell your house for that or something, I imagine, to your state, I see. Anyway, when would you like to pick it up? Next week.
00:41:40
Speaker
Alrighty then, I shall have it for you, my lady. Anything else? No, that's fine. Alrighty, enjoy your time and sit here. This is like, protects, can I borrow a hundred and fifty-two? No. She leaves.
00:42:01
Speaker
Okay. All right. Anything else you want to do, Cass? Any actual weaponry you want to buy or anything? No, she's fine with her mallet. Okay. Okay. All right. Protex, where are you going when you get out of that company's building?
Protex's Arsenal Expansion
00:42:15
Speaker
I go to the building across called plate and chain. Oh, he's going to go to plates and chains. Okay. So you go in there. There's a guy.
00:42:23
Speaker
Patang! Patang! Patang! And his wife's like, stop saying Patang! And he's like, sorry! I was going to say, it's his name, Patang. That's what happens. He's like, honey, stop yelling at me. Yes, I see there's a customer. Hello, my name is Patang. Hello, Patang. Do you have something to protect the goblin?
00:42:45
Speaker
Oh, I could certainly whip something together for you there. What are you looking for? I'm looking for something to protect my body. Oh, body armor, eh? You've come to the right place. As you know, I've got two specialties, plate or chain.
00:43:04
Speaker
What's more protect-ish? Certainly a whole body covered with metal plate would be the best way to do it. It's a bit more expensive though, of course. I'm trying to suggest anything about you, my guy, but just telling you. How expensive are we talking about? I have a whole 32 money. 32 money?
00:43:30
Speaker
What did you spend some of your money on? I give you 50. That's what I mean. He's a goblin. He doesn't understand common numbers. Oh, well, for probably for you, a full set of you on a full set is when you're top of your body. What are you looking at? Like my full body, so that these stupid enemies are probably face at some point. Well, I won't be able to harm my body looking stupid enemies.
00:43:59
Speaker
Well, I'll definitely say for the whole body, shebang, they're probably 35 silvers. Okay. I have that much money. Okay, great. And you know what? I have a set of right here for... I thought maybe one day a goblin would come by. So here's a full set. I'm not gonna have you wait around for it. This is Justin talking, not the game guy. Not the guy in the game. Here's a suit of armor for you, my little friend. You want any help getting into that? You're wearing it out?
00:44:29
Speaker
Um, I think somehow it might be not that bad. Yes. All right. Yeah. Yeah. You got, you got one armor. Yeah. You, um, you got any way back home to help you get out of this whenever you're trying to go to sleep. I'll just make use of our wizard. He's tightening your little, your shit onto you. And he's like, he's asking you that. He's like, okay, that's all you got a wizard. That's cool. Yeah.
00:44:52
Speaker
There you go, my little friend. Thanks for the money. Enjoy it. Hopefully it keeps you safe there. I hope so too. And I'll plan to make much more money with this. So I'll be back. Oh, nice. Cool. Thanks. And we're going to say Pro-Tex. That gives you two armor.
00:45:13
Speaker
Yeah, two instead of the one you had before. And he's like, hey, you want to you want to you want to get rid of that chain mail you got there? Oh, you're wearing a little bit ratty piece of shit. I'll scrap that. Oh, yeah. If you wanted to, I'll have no need for it now. All right, cool. Thanks. Somewhere somewhere, Martha's somewhere, Martha's butt is burning and she's like, wait, I mean, hey, man, I'm Mark, I'm not five silver off that total for that. And here you go. Oh, yeah, that's that's great.
00:45:43
Speaker
So I have like 40 left, right? No, that's not how math works, Adrian. That's not Adrian talking. He's like, will you tell me you had 53? Yes. Well, 30 from that is you have 23 left, sir.
00:46:02
Speaker
okay i'll just give him like all the money and like wait for him to turn the right amount um hey maybe you should have your he's like he's parsing out your coins he's like maybe you should have your wizard kind of come with you when you shop because i mean i'm not going to screw you here but somebody in this city might kind of like try and take advantage at you just so you know okay yeah just here's here's your 23 back my little friend thanks so is that insensitive to say
00:46:27
Speaker
I've met many goblins. Is that insensitive of me to call you little? I'm sorry. Uh, I mean, usually it is, but you seem nice. So I'll let it slide. Oh, thanks. Thanks. Now what's your name? What's your name? Anyway, they're, they're my friend. Protect skull. Oh, cool. My name is Patang. It's kind of similar. We got peas. We both have names that relate to our professions. Patang is a great name. He looks, he looks, he looks, he kind of carries like house to house. He's like, Oh, you protect people. But how's, I guess, how's mine pertain to mine.
00:46:58
Speaker
I mean, this is your job, your wife, and she called young Pertang. Yeah, that's why my name. I mean. And see, so my people kept calling me to protect them, so I'm called Protect. Oh.
00:47:20
Speaker
Oh, okay. All right. You know, your name is Patang because they're always, you know, Patang it. Anyway, thanks. Thanks for the, thanks for your service, your customer, and myzing my steward tour today. See you later. Bye. Bye. And then I want to go to the main meat spatula. The what? Main meat spatula.
00:47:46
Speaker
Just so everyone at home knows that, Adrian's reading off of my list of buildings. And I guess he's not too familiar with the English word for butcher. It's butcher Adrian. What did I say? Sure. Classic cultural differences. Anywho, yeah, you go down to the butcher shop down on the main street drag. The main street meets. So you go in there and you go ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling.
00:48:16
Speaker
And there's a little gnomish man and wife in there. I'd like to purchase a weapon. I'm sorry. I gotta be with myself. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What did you say? I'd like to purchase a weapon at your shop. This is a mid-tree, my dear boy. Yes. And so I thought that you'd be the most best person to know of weapons because you use them all day.
00:48:43
Speaker
I mean, it's a little gnomish guy with like a little bloody apron. He holds up like a butcher knife, a cleaver. He's like, I mean, I use this a lot, but otherwise I don't. What, what do you mean? This looks totally fine. How much do you want for that? I don't really, I mean, I have some, I guess I have a bunch of them, but I don't really, I mean, um, his wife's like, his wife's like, just sell it, just sell it. Um, uh, silver. Okay. That sounds like a good deal. But a butcher knife. Thanks. Thanks. Ooh.
00:49:12
Speaker
Um, so you bought a butcher knife Cleaver Yeah, cleaver and it's and it's gnome size. It's well, I guess you're you're they're smaller than you though, but you're still pretty small So it's not too small in your hands. Yeah, so it should be around this right side I'd say gnomes and goblins are pretty pretty similar in size. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, you got you got a uh, I guess I guess that does two damage
00:49:43
Speaker
That's, uh, you know, butcher killed me. That was so funny. The main meats butcher. And that was because he just said it so quickly. Like maybe he's butter. Maybe he's butter. And I know you didn't have, I know you didn't have any of our meats. And he like, he just just felt like there's a bunch of sausages hanging on, hanging on racks around him. He's like, but don't let it make sure you tell everyone, come on down to the main street meats, main meats on the main street. We got all my sausage in your mouth.
00:49:56
Speaker
And it's good. Let me write it down real quick.
00:50:12
Speaker
I know. Thanks right now. Looking for any sausage. OK, thanks. I start somewhere. I'm trying to dial protects sending stones. How are you doing that? You like to say his name? I'm just speaking anyway, being like, oh, text calls beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. I'm just like tapping on it like it has buttons. And then I guess out of your sending stone protects you here. I think I think I'm getting a call. Hang on.
00:50:43
Speaker
Hello, protects. Is bird poop riverstone there? No, he left the nest a long time ago. Ah shit. Alright, how about dead body? Is dead body there? No, I haven't seen you in forever. What do you want? Is dead deer piss bush there?
00:51:09
Speaker
I press on the end button. OK, anything else you want to buy there, do Protex? No, no. OK, I'm just going to like go get ready for like our mission. I was going to say, let's say you guys all said you're going to meet at one of the southern gates to get out of town. So anyway, yes. So then last but not but not maybe least, boom, pa pa, boom, pa pa. Where are you going?
00:51:36
Speaker
Where would you say I could go to to get like some sort of wearable that allows me to teleport?
00:51:51
Speaker
Um, probably some sort of magical shop, which there's one right. There's one right across the street from, uh, dungeon dive ink.
Boom Papa's Magical Purchases
00:52:00
Speaker
And there's one further up in town that odd mints place that Cass went to. I don't feel like walking that far. So I'll start with the closest place and see what happens. So you're going to go to Quicks and Quinnies, which is the most Harry Potter name I come up with for this fucking place.
00:52:14
Speaker
Uh, so you go in there, ding, ding, ding, ding. And there's two gentlemen, um, with a nicely quaffed hair. Your bell fell off. I'm sorry. Uh, no worries. Uh, one of them flicks his hand and then it goes flying back up to the thing and adds it back on. Oh, show off. Hello. Uh, one, one of them's wearing like all black pretty much. The other one's wearing like, uh, like a sort of a golden doublet and like some nice tan pants. And the other guy in black's like, hello, I'm Quicks. And the guy in gold's like, and I'm Quitty. Right.
00:52:44
Speaker
Hey, how do I get clothes that let me teleport? You got that here? Oh, of course. We've got all sorts of things I can teleport with clothes you want particularly.
00:52:56
Speaker
Yeah, you know something that won't get damaged too easily or that I won't lose like if I take it off to take a bath Oh excellent. I'm usually like we've got we've got these um is these these robes here we could we could certainly don't have any clothes with teleportation on them mostly of evidence and rings and things people like those for those but if you'd like like we can enchant one of these to have To have what you want on it. Well, thank you. Let me just be clear. I got 52 bucks What can I afford for 52 dollars?
00:53:26
Speaker
Oh, um, we'll write query. We don't attach to astronomical prices here, do we? No, the only astronomical things here are telescopes. Oh, oh, query. You slay me. Anywho, um, really just pick whatever garment you like. Uh, we'll, we'll meet your needs there with your money, sir. No worries. Uh, you know what? How about, um,
00:53:51
Speaker
How about, uh, how about like a gauntlet? You got like a gauntlet I can put on? That might be a little bit hard for me to lose. Oh, certainly. Um, leather, metal, what you looking for? Uh, no, I don't want any metal. It's just too heavy. Makes, makes me, makes it hard for me to do the thinking. Oh, okay. Well, we got a few selections of leather gauntlets here to take your pick, my good man. I'll take that one.
00:54:12
Speaker
Oh, excellent. You've taken that one there. Well, we will slap an enchantment on it post haste and we are both going to work together on. So we're sure to succeed and not fuck it up for you. How much is that going to cost me? I will take 30 silver from you for that, my good fellow. All right. Thanks, dude. There you go. Enjoy it. I will. Now you have a thing that lets you teleport, I guess, to places you know.
00:54:38
Speaker
Oh, sweet. I was just thinking short term where I want to I want to ban a kid and also be from where I can see. Yeah. Sweet. That's what I wanted before was just to get away from danger. OK. Yeah, that's awesome. Hey, guys, I'll be right back. You know what? I just give myself, Justin, I give myself, Capri's powers. Yeah. Or I did. I gave you more than you wanted. It's true. I just wanted something real. Basically, you go to anywhere you've been like, oh, good. Now I'm Capri. Awesome.
00:55:08
Speaker
All right, so I got 23 gold left. I want to go to the potion shop real quick. So this be like the origin of the Mahat. Maybe this is where my art came from. And I'm not trying to railroad you on the storyline here, but
00:55:27
Speaker
Are you going to go to Borso's brew shop? That's where bureaucracy suggested to go right up. It's the closest one. I don't care. I just want to go see if I can get some some sort of brews that can allow us, you know, if one of us should fall, we could heal or maybe like a little squirt gun like that can just spray potion on the people, whatever I can get.
00:55:45
Speaker
OK, so you go up the street, a perfume bottle, perhaps. Oh, a little spritzer not too far up the street. There's a behind a few buildings along the river. There's a little guy's a little brew shop down there. It says Borso's Brews. And you go in there. I do. Oh, you go in there. So you're in there and you see it's like a dark like building, like saw a bunch of like just all sorts of potions all along the walls and shit and cauldrons and shit. And back behind the counter is a little goblin man. I go, ah, hello.
00:56:15
Speaker
Oh, hey, are you are you bird poop, Riverstone? No, my name Boza. I was really hoping you'd go see him because I had a really funny voiceover. He's like my name is Jeff. I run Boza, but that's why I'm here in this place. OK, hey, so you got like a like a like a like a water pistol. I could shoot potions out of it something in case my friends get hurt.
00:56:44
Speaker
I am not knowing what a pistol is. What are you talking about, Dan? You know, like a cannon, but like for my hands. No, I don't have anything like that. I just got the potion you drank, put in your belly. All right, that's fine. I'll take that. You know, how much is it for one that makes you feel a little less poopy than before you drank it? Oh, like a little potion that maybe would be like a healing, a potion of healing your body.
00:57:11
Speaker
Yeah, whatever, man. Okay. Yeah, we got this one here is my lowest quality. It's like this just be too silver piece for you. It's still based on how much health? Sure. I'm going to take as many as you have for that price. Okay. Okay. I got like a whole bunch. I'm making like a lot of them. Everybody always wants them.
00:57:35
Speaker
It's cool, but I'll take as many as I can afford. How much money do you have? I have $22. Oh, so you can afford $11. I can afford $11. I saw you a while. I got kind of like a thing. I got like a bomb. You can throw a bomb or a...
00:57:51
Speaker
No, I'm good. I'm good, dude. Thanks. Trust me. I know my people are going to get hurt a bunch. So, uh, you know, they're going to be, I'm going to be the most popular guy in school when I got all these to throw at him. Oh yeah. That's very nice. Everybody needs somebody to look out, take care of them. It's good. You do that for your friends. Yeah. Right. It's, uh, yeah. So I got a lot of those bad boys. You said, thanks. Yeah. That's 22 silver coin for me. Thank you. Okay. Thanks. My guy.
00:58:18
Speaker
Oh, thank you. You're very good. Come back all the time if you ever need more potion. And remember, Bozo got the best brew, best prize. And also, I live here, so if you ever need to come middle of the night, someone beat you up, come on back. I'll be here. Just knock, knock, knock. Come down. I say, you need health. None of those other guys charge more money.
00:58:46
Speaker
It's like somebody else I'm passing somebody else in the way and I'm like, hey, you know what? I hate it. There's a better there's a better shop like right up the street He's still talking he thinks I'm still talking to him so you might just want to give him like 25 minutes, okay He was he was he was just right down his sails while he's like, yeah, I just remember anytime you go
00:59:06
Speaker
Just like hey, you just go right up the street there. There's probably a really nice people up. I mean you'll find something. It's a big city There's probably some human-run shops. I'm just crazy. He just doesn't hear anything. He's nuts. Just don't even don't wait. Just I'm okay. I'm just saying Yeah, so I shove it into my bag of a bunch of shit holding and actually no it doesn't we'll say those give you 4 HP back for HP Okay
00:59:35
Speaker
It's great. We spent a whole hour shopping.
00:59:40
Speaker
Yeah. Yib for HP. I mean, good things just take time. That's what I put on my, that's what I put on my character. She was health pushing Yib for HP. Great. All right. So you're going to go back down and you guys are all going to meet at the Southern gate out of town. Yeah. I'm doing, I'm done. I've been to the dark forest teleport. I'm here. John Travolta meme.
01:00:10
Speaker
I'm probably going to regret having given you that whole, the bigger power on that. I should have waited to let you talk. But what's done is done. You can say I'm in charge. I can say, oh, let's not do that then. But I already said it. So I'm going to, I said it. So it's there. Let it, let it not be said that quick and quitting sell discounted junk.
01:00:30
Speaker
If you ask for teleportation, you're going to get it, bitch. We'll find out when I try to use it. Has Justin has more authority than future or present Justin. Yep. If it came out of my mouth, fuck me. If I, if it came, fuck me. If it fucked, come. I'll say what you guys, you guys meet back up at the South gate with all your shit. If we, if we fuck, come.
01:00:58
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I just felt like there's like some like superstar guy or gal walks into like a fucking brothel and like he's like, he's like, all right, I'm going on a trip. If we fucked, come. Like half the place fucking leaves. Or just the guy at the power plays a wizard and he just walks into the room and just does like a little tickle motion. If we fucked.
01:01:25
Speaker
And you're, oh! Wishful thinking, guys. Wishful thinking. Wishful thinking. Anywho, see how you guys get back down to the bottom gate out of town and you meet all up? There's some old protects with a big old clank and suit of armor. A clank and suit? A clank and suit? You say clink, clank, clank? That sounds like a German word, clunk and suit. Are you vetting my clunk and suit? Have you seen my clank and suit? Have you seen my clank and suit?
01:01:56
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I feel like it's a very protect skull thing to say. Have you seen my clanking suit? All right. So, yeah, you guys meet up and you're at the south end gate out of town and you got your whole adventure ahead of you.
Gathering for Adventure
01:02:11
Speaker
But that story. Did you buy a doll? Yes, I did. What are you going to do? Why do you sound so far away? You can come closer to me and talk to me. You don't got to yell.
01:02:24
Speaker
I got it. I got a dolly from myself. OK, if whatever, whatever. What's your vote for your money? I hope it's not some sort of cursed doll that's going to eat me in my sleep or something. Anyway, where are we going? We're going to go. We're going to go see a guy named Dover, right? No. You next time will be heading to the town of Golden. I mean, the wizard Stamos.
01:03:04
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Are you a ghost? I'm the ghost of the dolly. If you don't give us money we will kill you. Ko-fi.com slash fun installers. That's where you can donate money or you can buy stuff at funinstallersnetwork.com slash store or just go to the store. Marion points the way. Find Marion and go there. Stickers, bitch. Get them.
01:03:16
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Don't forget to check out funinstallersnetwork.com!
01:03:33
Speaker
Yeah, we got a sticker. This is get shot around here. So, you know, get it. Put it on your car. Yeah. If you live in the South, it's pretty accurate, I bet. Yeah. Or if you're if you live anywhere, really. If you live in America. Put it on your truck. Yeah. Put it on your truck or keep her at school. You won't get in trouble. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Bye. Love you. Everybody say goodbye. I love you guys. Bye. Day kisses. That was last time.
01:03:59
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All right. I do that now. All right. Blowings. Blowings. We did nothing.