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FATE Core - Bloodbath 1.8: Waffle House of Pain
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They're still in the Waffle House...
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Introduction and Audio Check
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Speaker
Okay. So we're here. We're live. Right? Can you guys hear me okay? I know I'm a little bit quiet, but... Right? Yeah. yeahp yeah i yes lot i'm a lot Should I turn myself up?
00:00:42
Speaker
Yes, please. You are pretty quiet. How about now? ah There you go. how How about me? Crisp and clear and sultry. How about me? You're a little quieter
Roleplayer's Fireside Chat Introduction
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Speaker
than the rest of us. um I've been trying to... coollthough I still haven't figured out all the settings on my app now that I've discovered them. kind of How about this? Is that better?
00:00:57
Speaker
How about this? Is that better? We were getting there. who ah Hello? Hello? Better? We're getting there. Let me try it one last time. Try putting the microphone, like, make it touch your uvula. See if that helps. Oh, yeah. Hold on. Yeah. How's this?
00:01:16
Speaker
It's perfect. Perfect. Welcome to the Roleplayer's
Mission to the Waffle House
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Speaker
Fireside Chat. ah Today, we're we're talking real life hell. um No, anyway, hey, hi, everybody.
00:01:28
Speaker
Good morning, good afternoon. This is World Players, and we're talking about Gaza today. um So, yeah, you guys are what you guys were in the Shining City on the Hill is what happened.
00:01:39
Speaker
You guys did a thing. You left the bathhouse. You did something. i don't know what it was. You guys ended up fucking around for a bit, and you ended up in the Shining City on the Hill, and the first mission that you guys decided to take on was to go find if there was a Waffle House. so And...
00:01:54
Speaker
In the midst of that, you got a guy kind of fired or maybe killed again. i don't really know. But like somehow you got a guy do who was you're asking directions for in trouble. And so and that's how the podcast ended last time. I don't remember his name, but probably dead now again.
00:02:10
Speaker
So that's how the episode ended was David said he died again. um So you guys are on the road. You guys found out that like you need to get on the main drag. I'm sure I said the name of a street somewhere. It's probably Main Street.
00:02:23
Speaker
um Oh, look, there's the Waffle House. You found a waffle? There it is. You found it. So you guys... It's a miracle. You took the directions of the gentleman that you got killed. Oh, man. And podcast. That's it. You did it. It seems that we have cured the war between the three. Yeah, Adam walks off the podcast. There's nothing better to you do here, guys.
00:02:45
Speaker
We've hit peak. Right before episode 250. um So they say most they say most empires end after 250 years and most podcasts end after 250 episodes.
00:02:56
Speaker
here we are. um So, yeah, so you got the you you know, we'll jump to the Waffle House. You're there. ah Agent 69, do you want to roll your resources now or do you want to roll them when you want to find resources? I want to roll them when I want, when I when i find resources.
00:03:13
Speaker
but you yout want to see just what you bring in your truck. Now, wait, is this... Hold on. is this We're at the combination Mega Church and Waffle House? Yeah, you're at the Mega Church and Waffle House. The Waffle House is on the backside as to not take away from the facade facing of the church. But yes, the Waffle House is in the back.
00:03:32
Speaker
Okay. Now, remember, we're here to find... ah lilith right so think that was why you decided to come here also the other awful things that you need to come here for yeah but also here to scout for chef right to scout out for gfc what's going on two missions yeah and um lorelei um
00:03:56
Speaker
had a conversation with Lilith, who tried to say, like, I'm good. Everything's fine. I'm not doing anything wrong. And she's like, fuck you. um So, yeah, there's that. So you guys are there. You're you're at the Waffle House. Do you go in? Do you go into the church first? You guys split up? What's what's going on here?
Humorous Waffle House Interaction
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Speaker
ah You guys hungry?
00:04:15
Speaker
Famished. Of course, darling. All right. um ah Mr. John, Hitman Reaper, Tobias puts it in park.
00:04:27
Speaker
Okay, roll for putting in park. Can you drive check? Just want make sure if the car doesn't spontaneously combust. but Okay, you got a two. That's good enough. have youve gotten a negative two yeah If have gotten a negative, I would have said youre the car the transmission just drops out of your car.
00:04:44
Speaker
Sabotage. This whole time, he he hasn't been using the brakes. He's just been putting it in park to slow Yeah, he's just been putting it in park to stop the fucking park. it um Okay, so you go inside.
00:04:59
Speaker
Roy leads the way. He's hungry. Alright, Roy, since you're leading the way because you are famished, tell me what you think, like, when you walk in, do you see this as just, like, a bog-standard Waffle House that happens to be in the Shining City? Like, what you imagine it looks like? Guilty golden interior to match with its beautiful exterior.
00:05:20
Speaker
The chicken that they serve is golden in hue, ah perfectly cooked. Everything has ah has markings of silver v ah silver drapes and vestments and shit like that. I don't know. i i'm not It's just beautiful.
00:05:35
Speaker
We'll say that. It's a beautiful Waffle House, which is two opposite words. um It's like the stained glass dividers that divide all the ah seats from each other. Gotcha.
00:05:46
Speaker
I like that. That's kind of fun. um So... You walk in and you're greeted by someone ah like a just a, you know, like a probably like a five, eight, five, nine gentleman, um you know, like slightly tan skin, long black hair. He's got a notepad in his pocket.
00:06:05
Speaker
He's wearing like, you know, the apron and all that good stuff. And he says, he says, welcome to Waffle House, home of the house waffle. Can I take your order? i would like a chicken and a waffle, please.
00:06:18
Speaker
A chicken and a waffle for you, bro. Cool right on. What about you, miss? Welcome to the Waffle House, home of the house waffle. Can I take your order? Do you have pancakes?
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He like stares like he just has like a thousand yard stare like past you. he And he like snaps back to He goes, welcome the Waffle House, home of the house waffle. Can I take your order?
00:06:43
Speaker
ah So no on the pancakes. He stares again. i i hop across the street.
00:06:53
Speaker
Yeah, he wait he's like staring jagger at a Waffle House.
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He's like, what he's like, he's like, he's like, like, he says like very irritated. He goes, welcome to the Waffle House. Home of the House of Waffle.
00:07:11
Speaker
Can I take your order? Not of pancakes.
00:07:19
Speaker
um I guess I'll just have one of your, what does that say? Strawberry topped waffle. Yes, with lots of extra whipped cream, darling.
00:07:30
Speaker
He yells over his shoulder. he says, ah shit, I had a thing for this. Fuck. I was trying to think of like how the short order cooks like yell out their shit. had one for this. What was it?
00:07:41
Speaker
Damn it. I had one. Ah, damn it. Ah, dude. I'm so, ah, man. I had something. Fuck. He yells over and says something funny.
00:07:51
Speaker
What the order is. It's like something like, it's something like dented shingle with like, with like, I don't know. i with moose testicles creaming no with a glaze, please. yeah Fuck, I had one. Damn it, dude.
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Speaker
Shit. I can't remember now. It's okay. um It's all right yeah so so It's funny. Thank you. I got told I was pretty last night, too. that was very you know I like to hear that. It makes me feel pretty to hear that I'm pretty. You're welcome.
00:08:24
Speaker
Can you roll to convince me that I'm pretty? Sure. Natural fucking 20. yeah can you Yeah, there's a natural 20 in Fate. and you Can you roll 4, please?
00:08:36
Speaker
um You rolled deceive? You rolled deceive? What the fuck? Yeah. ah the fuck Yes, you wound me. Oh my god. Just kidding.
00:08:51
Speaker
Here's a lower roll with a plus three because you were the beautifulest of the beautiful. my god. I can't believe you just rolled deceive against me right now.
00:09:01
Speaker
It worked though. I have character shield. going to roll against it.
00:09:11
Speaker
I rolled a one. You're lucky. Oh my god. and Wow, dude. I'm like, you know, you're my favorite. Don't tell anybody else. Okay. Yeah. sure Yeah. Don't tell anybody else. Just a dirty little secret.
00:09:25
Speaker
tired of being a secret, Cass. I want to go public. ah Okay. You're my favorite, Adam. I want you to put it on our website. Nice and big. Adam's my favorite. I think I actually did, if I'm not correct. I don't remember that. If you put it on my bio, just write that.
00:09:44
Speaker
I'll do it. No, you have to do it, because it has to be- Actually, no, if I remember correctly, I put it on the blog that i that like you know I'm like your biggest fan. so Okay. Well, if that's on there, then okay.
00:09:56
Speaker
Um, yeah all right. Anyway, he's, he turns to John hit man, Tobias. Welcome to the waffle house. Some of the waffle house. Can I take your order? That's not what I said. Home of the house. waffle can't take your order ah No, I need a
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but
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you walk so
00:10:24
Speaker
He walks away and he says, all right, give me a shingle with the red lumpies and some extra jizz on it. And yeah the other guy said,
00:10:35
Speaker
a chicken and a waffle. yeah ah she Yeah, he says, he says, a cluck cluck and a shingle. Hold the beef. um And um so they're over there making your stuff. So you guys, do you guys sit at a table or a booth?
00:10:52
Speaker
I'm glad I just role-playing this to the Waffle House experience. Yes, a booth. yeah So, you know, ah welcome to the podcast, Jacob, because like this is pretty par for the course.
00:11:05
Speaker
We had an episode in a previous season where they hung out in a brothel all day just talking about shit. We did nothing that day. They did nothing but just talk about different shit, a little bit of character development and a lot of nonsense in a brothel. And that was the whole fucking episode. Those episodes are fun.
00:11:20
Speaker
Yeah, like know yeah they're bottle episodes, but I called it, it's a brothel episode, but like it was just a bottle episode and it was great. If you guys never leave the Waffle House today, I'm fine with it. It's fine. but This is pretty normal for role players. It's literally, it's fine. um you know ah So anyway, I think it's pretty unique. A pretty authentic Waffle House experience considering it's made of gold. But like that's probably the only thing that's out of character so far.
00:11:45
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um but So yeah. so you guys ah What do you guys talk about? or What do you guys do while you wait for your food and while John Hitman takes his time ordering I certainly am excited for this chicken and a waffle. You
Eerie City and Waffle House Vibes
00:12:04
Speaker
eat chicken with a waffle, darling.
00:12:07
Speaker
You've never had chicken and a waffle. Oh, it's very, it's like chicken and pancakes, but with a waffle instead. why would you put chicken with pancakes? That is crazy. What are talking about? It's delicious. Are you insane?
00:12:20
Speaker
Um, no, I'm not insane. That's why I don't eat chicken with waffles or pancakes. The combination of sweet and savory is bliss. So weird. What are you talking about?
00:12:33
Speaker
You simply do not have a refined palate. I apologize. I suppose we cannot all enjoy the small pleasures in life. My darling, we were around before any of this was created, so... you don't have to bring it up like that.
00:12:51
Speaker
Jeez. I'm just saying, I'm much older than you. but i was here nearly a millennium ago as well. You forget about that. Sorry.
00:13:04
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man. I told you not to bring that up! I told you not to bring up my age! I feel the wrinkles and gray hairs developing already. man.
00:13:15
Speaker
Like, after you guys are talking a little bit, like, this the waiter comes back and, like, looks at Tobias. He's like, so, like, what you do there, bro? What do you need?
00:13:29
Speaker
I don't know. There's just so much here that I could have, you know, it's little overwhelming. Yeah, sorry about that. Also, the I don't know if you notice the actual little sticker on there, but the ah eggs cost an extra 50 cents on account of their hard to get right now.
00:13:42
Speaker
Huh? Yeah. Eggs like if you get it, if you add eggs to anything. Why are they extra Is there hard to get right now? You know, inflation and all that.
00:13:53
Speaker
Is this a bit? No, it's 50 cents on the menu, bro. Just look at it. I mean, 50 cents, you might as well. Like, do I get a reach around with that? i mean, I could probably try to figure that out for you, but that's not typically standard with ordering extra eggs.
00:14:11
Speaker
like If you get a meal that already has egg, it's different. But if you order something and add egg, it's 50 cents. more Well, give me one of those breakfast sandwiches. You want extra egg on that? No, I don't want extra egg. you want right If I don't get eggs, will you give me 50 cents?
00:14:28
Speaker
If you don't get eggs on it, yeah, we'll we'll take 50 cents off your bill. I no i want the egg. it's and It's like half the sandwich. It's true. It's literally just egg and bread. I think there's long there's ah something else on there, too. I think it might be sriracha something. Sausage. this It says sausage, but I don't know what you guys call it.
00:14:45
Speaker
Oh, we call it chorizo. it's a swo yeah just This is heaven. we Well, at least something like heaven. We have more interesting options here at our waffle house. It's really not heaven. Whoa. Hey, whoa. Hey, you keep it down, bro.
00:15:01
Speaker
What the are you talking about? are you saying? You keep it down. You're trying to get me fired. No. Okay, cool. Well, you're all right then. So you don't want eggs on your sandwich? No, you do. Sorry. I do please.
00:15:13
Speaker
Okay. All right. So, uh, you just want a breakfast, Sammy, and do you want to add a first 25 cents more, some hash Browns? Okay, fine. All right, cool. Right on.
00:15:23
Speaker
All right. And for 25 cents more on top of that, do you want more hash Browns? Okay, fine. Sweet for 50 cents more. Do you want to add egg? Yeah, had an egg.
00:15:35
Speaker
and Sick. like he says, all right, I'll get right back to you, sir. And he turns around and jumps up and clicks his heels together as he runs back to the kitchen to tell people what you want. He's like, this idiot ordered extra eggs. ah um So, yeah. So do you want to talk to anybody? you want talk amongst yourselves a little bit more? You know, this is really your episode, guys. Do whatever you want. but So. ah This place is obviously pretty, well, extremely suspicious, seeing as how everybody's afraid of their lives.
00:16:11
Speaker
Indeed. That cop acted very strangely when, what was it he did? He said something negative about the city, I do believe, and he was chased off.
00:16:24
Speaker
I'm not a fan of that. Yeah, so...
00:16:29
Speaker
Maybe people are being, uh, and then Tobias leans in and, there's a siren, just something coming. All Uh, he leans in.
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Speaker
Okay. Well, maybe people are being held here against their will. And then he looks around
City Secrets and Angel Bucks Discussion
00:16:49
Speaker
to see if anyone heard him. It could be similar. It could be similar to that church that we dealt with previously.
00:16:57
Speaker
What with the leader angel. But well that seemed like and seemed like closer to mind control. This seems more involuntary. It'd be pretty powerful. I don't know anything about spells and magic, but it'd be a pretty powerful spell.
00:17:17
Speaker
I know nothing of an angel's magic, only a demon's. Unfortunately, i will not assist much in that wheelhouse.
00:17:27
Speaker
If only you knew someone at your table who might know spells. all yeah She's got like whipped cream like all over her face. She's like like totally not paying attention to what the guys are talking about. So they say demon magic. She's just all like, ah these strawberries are amazing.
00:17:48
Speaker
If only if only. You think we could ask the teller?
00:17:57
Speaker
He might know something. If we ask him anything, he's going to he's going to try to charge us more money for it. Fuck your But maybe me that's what we got to do. Perhaps. and Perhaps we have no other choice at all whatsoever.
00:18:12
Speaker
Did you say the teller? Yeah, the not teller, sorry, the um the cashier. was going to bank.
00:18:26
Speaker
Yeah, ah so as you guys are having this conversation, like yeah your plates laid down, the breakfast sandwich comes. Lorelai somehow got hers already as she's......mocking on some whipped cream and strawberries. That must be your demon magic.
00:18:40
Speaker
Yeah. the He's like, whoa! I was gonna bring that over to you, but then it was like already here, and I thought, I'm way too fucked up for this. Did I deliver this without like knowing I did it?
00:18:51
Speaker
That shit's crazy. He takes a swig from the flask. Yes, darling, I could not wait any longer, so, you know, I just made sure that I called it to myself. You're welcome! Okay. Cool, What were you saying, Roy?
00:19:03
Speaker
Oh, no, I said ah the tell or the waiter just takes a swig of his flask. That was in his ah was it his coat. Yeah, well, you notice when he pulls out his flask and puts it to his mouth, you can kind of tell it's very light. Like, there's not anything in it. But, like, he puts it to his mouth and he breathes and then, like, puts it back in. So he's, like, breathing in something that's intoxicating him. He's not drinking anything. Yeah.
00:19:29
Speaker
Do we all notice that? Yeah, I mean, he's pretty open about it. He's not trying to hide it. he just How red are his eyes? ah They're almost as red as a crayon. what What if it's a white crayon?
00:19:42
Speaker
like there is That's a good question. They're almost as red as a cherry crayon. Don't you know that smoking weed is a sin. not not just um I'm not smoking weed. I'm just breathing in some good. thank god you know man I have a question.
00:20:03
Speaker
Yeah, ask away, bro. Not to you, but to the ah table talking here. What are the seating arrangements like? Roy likely sits on ah the, if this is the booth, he sits on the edge so his cross can fit somewhere.
00:20:20
Speaker
Okay, so Lorelai is next to Tobias. Got it. All right. Yep. All right. That seems the most logical. All right. That's how I saw it in my brain, actually. Yeah.
00:20:30
Speaker
Yeah, absolutely. um ah Hey, Guy. Yeah, it's my name. It's Guy. Why don't you have a seat right there? want me to sit with you?
00:20:41
Speaker
Yeah, I'd like to just chat for a second. Are you going to serve me? No, I'm not going to serve you. no i'm not goingnna serve you um I don't have any food to eat. Can I have some of yours? So I'm not sitting here. The only one that doesn't have food.
00:20:55
Speaker
Um, just go get, we're just, I'll pay for whatever food you want within reason. Cool. He likes how generous. He looks up, he sits down, he looks up to where the waiter would be. And then he stands back up and he says, welcome to waffle house. I'm with the house waffle. Can I take your order? and then he says back down and he says, I'll have a waffle and chicken, bro.
00:21:12
Speaker
All right, cool, bro. And then he runs back to the kitchen, but then he runs back and sits down with you while he's waiting for his food. Um, What a swell guy. And he says, so like, what's up?
00:21:22
Speaker
ah Can I, can I squeeze in past your giant cross here? I mean, this is cool. We love, we love Jesus around here, but my God, this thing is massive. What are what are you keeping this thing? Candy? so ah wow. Damn.
00:21:36
Speaker
That's fucking, that's deep. So, uh, buddy. That's Guy. thought your name was Guy Buddy. You're not Guy Buddy? Oh, no. Guy Buddy is ah is a different guy.
00:21:47
Speaker
I'm Guy. ah Guy. Guy Richard. Guy Guy. There you go. Yeah, I'm Guy Guy. All right. Well, whatever. That's my middle name. It's French.
00:22:01
Speaker
It's different spelling. Why are you afraid of losing your job here? thought that angels were pro free speech. ah Since when, dude? ah That's crazy.
00:22:14
Speaker
First time in the city? Well, no, I was being a little tongue-in-cheek there. You should keep your tongue... Just in the back of your mouth. Like, don't put it in your cheeks. You might bite it.
00:22:27
Speaker
Okay. All right. ah So, i mean, do you regularly, like, face, you know, retaliation for saying things? ah No, not really. I'm a pretty likable guy, guy. It's just like, you know, I like this job and I don't want to be cast out of the city if I lose it.
00:22:47
Speaker
Oh, they'll cast you out of the city. Well, mean, it depends on why I lose it, but most of the time that's how it happens. Are you really not from around? Is this your first time in a city, bro? You should really like. No, it's Jeff.
00:22:59
Speaker
Look, I'm an old man. It's been a hot minute since I've been here. Oh, you're old. ah You look good for whatever age you think you are. Thank this your wife and your husband? Are you guys in like some sort of poly thing? Because that's like cool in the
00:23:16
Speaker
i No, that's my daughter. She just had a... she was He wheel leans and whispers, she was left at the altar. Oh, shit.
00:23:28
Speaker
Fuck. That's... ah man, I'm so sorry. that That means that Asriel's not going to get to come and do stuff to you first. He's got to be sad about that. I know, she's expecting him any minute.
00:23:40
Speaker
Well, now she can't, because if she got left at the altar, bro... The rule is that Asriel gets to be with your wife before you do. But if you're she's not getting married anymore, then he's kind of not allowed to do that.
00:23:54
Speaker
right So who's this guy? is that your husband? Is that the one she left at the altar? Did he find you? No, no, no. He's just a demon hunter I work with. He's a demon hunter? Oh, man, you're in a good place. I heard that word on the street is there's like some Demon sneaking around town right now. Don't tell anybody. Yeah, you haven't seen anything about that, have you?
00:24:16
Speaker
I'm not going to lie, bro. When you guys walked in, I clocked your this the runaway bride here. I thought she might be, you know, but she's wearing white and whites, the color of good. So like, you know, that can't be that can't be Right. And don't ever i don't want to hear that out of your mouth again. oh show You know you like you know, they talk about evil and they say like, oh, it's the darkness. Right. And like light is like white light is like all the light put together. Right.
00:24:43
Speaker
Right. That's what makes rainbows. Okay. All right. Well, it was good talking with you. Hey, thanks. And then he like runs back to the kitchen, brings his food, sets it down. Then he sits back down. He goes, thanks, man.
00:24:56
Speaker
Then he like starts digging into his food. He goes, well, guys can just talk amongst yourself. i'm I'm on my break now. um And he just kind of chilling there at the table with you, eating his waffle and chicken.
Sibling Rivalry: Lilith vs. Lorelai
00:25:06
Speaker
and I mean, normally that means we would like you to. ah What?
00:25:12
Speaker
Oh, geez. e What would you like him to do to buy this? You know, normally that means they just, you know, you typically would leave at that point. well I'm on my break now, so I work here so you guys can leave.
00:25:30
Speaker
OK, all right, we'll leave. All right, cool. well Hey, don't forget to pay your bill. I leave a hundred dollar bill on the table. ah well this isn't money we take. What do you bring in Earth money here for a guy?
00:25:43
Speaker
Wait, your name's guy? no i Wait, wait a second. You're not you don't take God's currency. This paper stuff here is not God's currency.
00:25:56
Speaker
But oh, and what about one of these and he flips him a hitman coin?
00:26:02
Speaker
These are collectibles around here. ah You know, did you know there's a shrine to these guys here? To what? All of these hitmen. That's bullshit.
00:26:14
Speaker
No, there is. They're big fans. Is that why you look familiar? Oh, did you die? Is that why you're here? Oh, man, I'm so sorry. Yeah, that's true. All of that.
00:26:27
Speaker
Well, hey, make sure to visit the Hitman Museum if you want to, like, spend your Hitman coins in a good place. Is this not a good place? No, we don't accept Hitman coins here. oh my god. Can I roll resources to see if I have angel bucks or whatever the fuck they want? to Sure. A
00:26:44
Speaker
that
00:26:47
Speaker
ah plus one. got a plus one. That's not good. I'd say you probably found one holy moly on your way. Holy moly. A holy moly? Yeah, you found a holy moly that is what you use to pay here.
00:27:01
Speaker
They don't take like, I can't like Venmo them or something. If you have holy moly's in your Venmo account, sure. You don't, you have to open up a holy moly account and get your money transferred to holy moly's.
00:27:15
Speaker
What about holy moly's? Do you take holy moly's? Yeah, we take holy moly's. Absolutely. That's like the currency of this place, buddy. I got one holy moly. I got one whole holy moly. That's it.
00:27:25
Speaker
Wow, man, that's really going to cover the cost of the egg. so What? 50 cents. Do you know the exchange rate here, at bro? Like, a lot of money transfers to, it you know, it's I don't know. The exchange rate's weird.
00:27:44
Speaker
One holy moly is like, I don't know. Can Lorelai snap her fingers and like make this guy go away thinking that we paid him? Sure, if you want to cast a spell, I guess. What are you... you just going to manipulate his brain or something? What you casting? I guess that would be your willpower roll.
00:28:08
Speaker
ah Yeah. um Yeah, she's just going to be like, ah we've already paid. Bye-bye now. Okay. um I'm just going to have him do just a general like a plus one. He's high. Yeah.
00:28:25
Speaker
roll to resist. There you go. You rolled a zero. You got a five. You succeeded with style and overcome roll. Yeah. You fucking, yeah. The moment you do that, he's like, right on. Cool. Uh, and he takes his chicken and waffles and he walks away.
00:28:38
Speaker
Um, and funny enough, funny enough. He tips you with some Holy moly. He's on the table. Nice. You guys overpay. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about that guys. Yeah. You gave us way too much money. so I'm going to tip you for being just good patrons of this fine establishment here. And, uh,
00:28:55
Speaker
The Shining City. It's all right, darling. Mistakes happen. Yeah, we don't have steaks here, though, man. But have a good day. You guys have steaks. We don't have steaks in this Waffle House.
00:29:06
Speaker
Beef is murder.
00:29:10
Speaker
All We love cows here. Pickle the chicken, then. ah Chickens, you know, that's different. they're um They're clean. They're dinosaurs. Yeah, they're just old. old they're They're just young. They're just modern T-Rexes is all they are. Whatever you say, darling, it's still murder.
00:29:32
Speaker
You pluck all. No. okay well Don't get me wrong, darling. I'm not against it. I'm just saying. oh The chickens sign up for it. They pray to come here. oh that's how that works yeah they pray to come here they have angel wings and we let them in because they have wings like angels
00:29:55
Speaker
do you cook doves do i cook he like starts to throw up in his mouth what that's where you draw the line that's where you
00:30:07
Speaker
Oh, doves are majestic creatures and they mate for life, man. That's what you're supposed to do to get into the holy city.
00:30:17
Speaker
I see. Yeah, God, no. That'd be like asking me if I eat Jesus. Although I guess the bread is kind of the flesh of Christ, so I guess I do eat Jesus, but I would never eat a dove. Hmm.
00:30:32
Speaker
Hmm. Anyway, thanks for the tip, guys. And he pulls out more money and puts it on the table for you. least Okay. right. Thank you, darling.
00:30:42
Speaker
He leaves you 49 holy moly. holy moly. Yeah. yeah And they're like, they're like, they they look like, was it was an eight ah Canadian currency where like their bills are like half the length of our bills or something. So they're just like really kind of like, story like kind of half stubby bills. Yeah.
00:31:03
Speaker
like lining around the edge of it and then fascinating would roy possibly by any chance have any holy bullies uh like he collected with lilith over the over uh his you know what that is a that's a good credit point point actually you know what let's have you roll resources to see if you have done that and if you get let's say you know what we'll just kind of at least if a positive number we'll base how many you have based on what you rolled all right so i do not have resources should just roll a mediocre It would be a mediocre, correct.
00:31:35
Speaker
And then you can just see what you got. You rolled a zero. zero ah You know what? you You know what they look like. You know about them. But like Lilith is kind of the one that keeps all the money. I mean, now and then she'd leave you like 20 bucks to order a pizza or something. like you know you would always He would always accidentally order ammo for his gun. He's really bad with money.
00:31:54
Speaker
Yeah. So she didn't trust you to have like all the all the holy moly. So she kept them. um But she was talking about maybe opening up a joint account with you down the road if you guys stayed like together. For another 100 years or so. Yeah, for another 100 years, you'd consider doing doing a joint bank account with you. um And then... um so What?
00:32:16
Speaker
What was this thinking about committing? You know, it's so fucking funny. so I think it'd be all right. So then you see Lilith walks in the Waffle House.
00:32:28
Speaker
Oh, shit. She's currently, um you know, she's got she's the blonde one, right? Or is she black hair? I can't remember. if You're red hair. She's black. She's black. Yeah, yeah she is black.
00:32:39
Speaker
So she has like her black hair is like kind of really like it looks like she took a straightener to it to really kind of it's very Morticia Adams ask looking. um She's got like a long like blue and gold dress on. It's really pretty. She's like ah like gold and silver adornments on her arms.
00:32:54
Speaker
ah She has like sunglasses that are like that are like like um kind of on her forehead. ah And she walks in and she's just like, lets out like a little squeal at first when she sees you, Roy. And she goes, darling, I've missed you. Where have you been?
00:33:09
Speaker
i told you I don't want to come to the Waffle House any anymore. It's dirty in the bathroom. My sincerest apologies. I simply couldn't resist. I love my chicken and waffles, you know.
00:33:20
Speaker
yeah He moves over and pats the seat. And she like walks in. John Hitman hits that fucking stealth. like At the table as she's looking at talk to Roy, you're going to try to go to stealth mode? i yes He's blocked by the cross. She can't see him yet. I just want to see if it if it works. All right, what were you wearing when you came in here originally? because Lorelai is wearing the white dress, right?
00:33:47
Speaker
um With blonde hair. She looks like Margot Robbie. Uh, and then what did you wear? Are you wearing like a captain's uniform or something? can't remember what the you said. You're in a white suit or something like that. It's a white suit.
Tobias' Attack and Magic Battle
00:33:59
Speaker
Okay.
00:33:59
Speaker
So you're going to try to hit the jackal switch while she's talking to Roy? Yeah, I mean, we don't notice her walk in. She's just at the table. Is that like... I know we see her walk through the door. has quite the presence. I would like to see her through the door and just stealth away.
00:34:16
Speaker
like i just didn't have an opportunity to speak up. well I'm going to make this a contested roll for her because she is one of the original bitches. um But she is a little distracted by Roy, so I'm going to give her a negative to her ah roll. um Oh shit. She ain't seeing him.
00:34:38
Speaker
She rolled one. She rolled a one. She rolled a lot of negatives in her roll. um ah She rolled a one to your five, so you succeed with style on... um This is just a straight overcome roll, so you can get an extra boost to that if you want. So if you whatever next action you take, as long as it's relevant to the fact that you just went stealth mode to avoid her, you can get a ah free plus two to use on whatever it is that you do next.
00:35:02
Speaker
So he sees her come in and immediately recognizes her, and...
00:35:08
Speaker
Sits at the bar and grabs a newspaper and pulls it up to his face. Okay, cool. Very nonchalantly, he's just blending in. newspaper's headline says like, Demotic Vagrants on the Loose in the Shining City on the Hill. It's updating like regularly, like it's a fucking like yeah and like a media post.
00:35:30
Speaker
um And it just says like, potentially at Waffle House? Question mark. Oh shit. And she walks in. She doesn't see you do that. And she like kind of scoffs over at you, Lorelei. She's like, blonde is not a good look for you, darling.
00:35:44
Speaker
And she sits down next to Roy. Whatever. is too. I look wonderful as a blonde. well That's not natural, is it? What are you wearing? What are you wearing? A toupee? you losing your hair already?
00:35:57
Speaker
Don't be jealous. Don't be jealous. Why would I be jealous? Because I'm pulling this off. No, the only thing you got that I wanted was the red hair.
00:36:09
Speaker
And I was not fortunate to get the red hair. That's the only thing you've got on me, Lorelai. Everything else I've got. False. False. You wish that you were born first like I was. You wish that I was the favourite of father.
00:36:24
Speaker
And you absolutely wish that you had as big a boobs as I did. My boobs are the perfect size, thank you very much. Ask Roy, he knows.
00:36:36
Speaker
he just nods. He like puts a finger and a thumb to his chin and nods. like like Like sagely. She goes to like start whipping them out. She's like, all right, whip them out on the table right now.
00:36:52
Speaker
I'm a lady. Absolutely not. Oh, right. A lady you are. Okay. Roy, let's get out of here. Why are you hanging out with this slag anyway? ah He ah he ah removes his ah hand from his chin and goes, because I owe the chef a debt.
00:37:10
Speaker
The chef here at the Waffle House? No, not here. The one who brought me back to life. Oh. I think you might have mentioned somebody called. I thought you were just talking about a cook that you hooked up with once. Well, she... No, I do not hook up with people.
00:37:27
Speaker
She, was the one who brought us all back to life. Fascinating, darling. Oh. I don't remember those talks coming up in our travels. If so, that was so long ago, I don't remember.
00:37:40
Speaker
So somebody brought you, is that how you came back to be, sister? you ah You know, I knew the moment. One day i just smelled an awful, awful, ah pervading, cursed smell. And I thought, the only time I smell that is when my sister's in town.
00:37:56
Speaker
And I thought, well, you can smell your upper lip. Oh, ha, ha, ha. The same old thousand year jokes. Just, you know, read a book once in a while, you heathen.
00:38:08
Speaker
Whatever, I read more books than you. How could you read them past those awful locks you have hanging off your face? Into your god-awful eyes. i will say, blonde. That's why people don't know you.
00:38:20
Speaker
Blonde does not work very well for you, Lorelai, unfortunately. She gives, she gives Roy like a big old kiss on the cheek. I not care about your opinion.
00:38:30
Speaker
like why are you getting married, darling? I see you're wearing your big white dress. did you get left at the altar? No, I'm actually going. I'm going undercover. Shut up.
00:38:42
Speaker
Oh, undercover. You know, I was going to let you in here already. You guys are real assholes. Also, I saw what you did to my shit, you bitch.
00:38:52
Speaker
I don't know what you're talking about. i know it. You know it. Yes, you do. Stop it. We already talked about this once. i just wanted you to know again in person that sucks. And I my leather jacket is missing and I know you took it.
00:39:05
Speaker
I don't know what you're talking about. did nothing of the sort. Give it back. I got that from Henry Winkler.
00:39:13
Speaker
Oh, I remember him. me You know, Fonz. That's why I wanted it. So you did take it, you slag. No, just, I knew that's who gave it to you.
00:39:25
Speaker
That's Henry Winkler's original authentic certificate of authenticity in the pocket Fonzie jacket from the happiest of days. And I want it back. Mm-hmm. I know.
00:39:36
Speaker
Thank you so much for my birthday present. It's wonderful. It's not your birthday present, you whore. Give it back to me. Don't you know what you're talking about? It's said to Lorelei from my sister.
00:39:48
Speaker
doesn't. You're so great. Roy killer. Get my jacket. ah I'm not doing that. What? What?
00:39:59
Speaker
but She kicks her in the shin. Stop it. I just got this dress. you've told who You i sure hates me. ah Unfortunately, yeah i must work with Lorelai.
00:40:13
Speaker
Such is what the chef chef has ordained. I must meet the chef. She sounds just powerful if she's bossing you around, darling. Well, it's less that she's... Well, is is the chef powerful, actually? Or is she just really smart? You've never seen her do anything aside from like making the stuff, but like she did tell you like when you crawled out that this is a very powerful type of magic that she's dealing with. So you you would at least know that she has... And and that she's immortal, too. She did say that she can't die.
00:40:45
Speaker
um But you do know she has some kind of supernatural ability, but you don't know to what extent. So yeah he he nods his head slightly and goes, it is less ah fear over power for as any reason that I follow her.
00:40:58
Speaker
It's more that are I am here because of her. And so I will follow her orders at least for right now. She like pinches your cheek and she goes, you know, ordinarily I wouldn't find that kind of thing cute and I would just immolate you where you sit, but I get it. I understand.
00:41:17
Speaker
I've been there. She like tries to pinch his cheek, but it's really God. So she is yeah it's hard to find bridges. She's just like poking her cheekbones. I love how undead you look already, darling. Yes, they call it the monster mash when I walk.
00:41:36
Speaker
Oh, man. I remember the monster mash you gave me few years back. Oh, my God. No one wants to hear about your sister. Can I cut her off mid-sentence by using one of my stunts?
00:41:53
Speaker
to What stunt do you want to do? I want to use Chameleon Air. right, can you remind me what that is? That's when I'm in disguise. Or sorry, when John Hitman slash Tobias slash Agent 69 is in disguise and not compromised, um he can use his Deceived to do a sneak attack.
00:42:11
Speaker
Oh, shit. Do you know attacker? oh shit. Okay. um Mid-sentence, once you're saying that weird shit. Like, I don't know. Okay, what do you what are you attacking her with? um Well, he always has about 18 guns on him.
00:42:27
Speaker
Sure. So he's going to pull a gun. He's going to hear that shit and then. Pull a gun out of his jacket. OK, hopefully without her noticing. And you see a fish man opens his eyes of nowhere. He goes, hey, where'd you get that? down Oh, my God. He's back.
00:42:47
Speaker
so So you pull out it what gun do you probably. It's like, ah yeah, it's a tango with the suppressor. OK. um And you're you're gonna just try to shoot her with a suppressed handgun? He's just gonna try to move really, like, he's just gonna try to move quickly and just get her right in the fucking head while she's not looking, like, right in the back of the head while she's not looking.
00:43:06
Speaker
Uh, okay. Um, yeah, so, you're- As long as I don't hit the other two, that would be- The only one that I think you'd be at risk hitting is probably Lorelai since she's on the other side of the table.
00:43:17
Speaker
Yeah. Um, so, like, because Roy and Lilith are sitting opposite, so, uh, she would be the only one that could potentially be in the way. Um, I am going to roll for her to avoid it, but, like, again, I'm going to roll it in a lower tier, because, like, she does have, like, pre-ternational powers, but, like, she is definitely not, like, in a sense, like, as powerful as, like, if she knew she was being attacked.
00:43:37
Speaker
Right. Um... Does Roy notice by any chance that something is about to happen? Does he feel it in the air? wouldn't that you would because Tobias went full fucking stealth mode. Yeah, he did. I don't think he had time tell I would say that you guys recognize me. You would notice that I'm just sitting there with newspaper.
00:43:56
Speaker
but he probably wouldn't notice. You know that, but like... and You wouldn't know that what i'm about to do. yeah Right, I was going to say, the only way that you would know outside of that is if like you guys kept looking to see what he was doing, and like because then Lilith could potentially perceive that you guys were trying to see what your partner was doing.
00:44:10
Speaker
So you would know he disappeared, you know what he looks like, but like you don't know, I'd say he's too in a stealth mode for you guys to recognize. he's like I'd say Roy is pretty distracted right now as well. so Yeah, so I'd say and'd say the only one that even remotely has a chance to see that would be Lorelai, who's opposite of everyone else.
00:44:28
Speaker
Um, cause from what I understand, hit man is shooting her in the back of the head essentially. So yeah, hit man stands up, um, tries to make eye contact with Lorelei real quick before, you know, like indicating like he's going to shoot in her, in her direction. All right.
00:44:50
Speaker
Um, all right. Yeah, go ahead and roll that. and I'm going to roll a few tears down of what her normal athletics would be to avoid. Um, Because she again, she is distracted and you are incognito. I'm just going to roll her at a 2.
00:45:04
Speaker
Plus 4. So she got a 2, you got a plus 4. So that's already 2 above. I'm going to invoke my culmin i'm gonna invoke my culmination of Generations of Hitmen.
00:45:16
Speaker
I just want to get her.
00:45:20
Speaker
and What does that do? Well, I would assume that means that I i could put myself at risk... um to take out a target no matter what.
00:45:33
Speaker
Is that one of your stunts? Oh, no. Well, I was using Chameleon Air just attack her. Right, I know that. Okay, so I wasn't sure if you were trying to amp it up by doing like a like burning, like another, invoking another aspect to like pile it on or something.
00:45:47
Speaker
That's kind of what I was trying to do. So what what stunt are you or what aspect are you using to do that? What aspect do you have? Oh, I see. I see. I was looking for it. Yeah, I asked for this culmination of Generations. I see.
00:46:00
Speaker
Gotcha. um ah Yeah, I'd say that's fair. Sure, yeah. So you can burn ah a Fate Point, and that puts you at a plus six instead of a plus four. um So that would hurt her four times ah versus the standard two that you did.
00:46:15
Speaker
um Are you invoking any other ones? Hopefully that's enough. to at least knock her out. i If I hit her. i mean, you definitely hit her because she rolled higher than her.
00:46:28
Speaker
um So yeah, so you rolled a six against her too. And again, I really don't think like for avoiding it, that she would be able to react as well as she could if she knew she was being attacked.
00:46:40
Speaker
So I don't think I'm going to invoke any of her aspects or any of her things to help her avoid that. I think this is just like what she has. um Yeah. And I figured she she would be able to do something, you know?
00:46:52
Speaker
Yeah. So you're not going I'm just going to tell you now you're not going to kill her, but you're going hurt her real bad. yeah Um, so, uh, because she has stress tracks as well that she can absorb physical damage on. Yeah. Um, so yeah, I'd say you fire, like you just fire a few rounds. You just try to take a quick pop shot. Like, what does that look like?
00:47:09
Speaker
Oh, he stands up, gun pointed right at the back of her head, looks at Lorelai. Hopefully Lorelai sees. He doesn't give her a lot of time. Oh yeah. I mean, if you walk up to like the back of her head, yeah, I would say he doesn't take the chance for her to notice.
00:47:28
Speaker
You know what i mean? He tries to move as fast as possible and just carefully aims one shot back of the head Okay. Yeah, you do that. I'd say, yeah, you do four damage to her, ah four shifts of damage, of physical damage, and the bullet goes like through her head and it stops for a second and like her head like kind of like jerks forward and she like headbutts the table and like she like you see her hand immediately grips the back of her head and like Lorelai, you see she spits out a bullet from her mouth.
00:47:56
Speaker
She's like, what the fuck? ah yeah Roy immediately gives like the thousand yard stare. that shit like It's like, hold on, my God. he he gives He gives her this look um and and immediately looks up to Tobias.
00:48:18
Speaker
She's just like, you see, she has this like, like black goop on her hands as she pulls her hand from that, from her head. And she like immediately stands up and like the fucking table just like catches fire. Um, and just like immediately disintegrates between the between her and Lorelei.
00:48:31
Speaker
And she like turns to look at you. She's like, what? I was, who the fuck are you? yes Cause you're in disguise, she doesn't know who you are. no ah My name... John Bath.
00:48:50
Speaker
John Bath! so to She's like, well, Mr. Bath, I'm about to fuck you up, sir. She shoots again. Okay, she's also come at you as well.
00:49:06
Speaker
that's fine Uh, OK, so go ahead. So now you're made. So I don't know if your one stunt will apply this time. um It definitely does not. No. Yeah. So are you going to roll another shoot against her?
00:49:22
Speaker
i
00:49:26
Speaker
ah Can I? I'm going to roll a shoot. Yeah, I want to roll a shoot. Just remember roll it roll a shoot. OK. Yeah. Plus four. Four, that's pretty good. That's pretty good, right? She rolls us three. Oh, shit. and And I'm going to invoke one of the fate points that I get for this scene with her to make that into a five.
00:49:44
Speaker
As you see like this kind of like burning black and red magic field like forms up around her body as she's like powering up to kick your ass. to like You fire a shot at her and it just like gets like caught in it like ah like a fly in a web.
00:49:58
Speaker
It just like moves very slowly and and just stops in like this kind of force field she has around her. um And she like sucks it into her mouth and just like starts chewing on it. and like That's very intimidating.
00:50:09
Speaker
and And she goes, Roy, darling, would you please help me take care of this fuckface? Just watch how I emulate this prick. He's already standing up at this point, yeah.
00:50:21
Speaker
ah So yeah he stands up- ah sorry, keep going. No, no, it's okay. She's just standing there like kind of chewing on like a fucking bullet, like with this like magic around her, like watching you to see what you do. And she's like smiling down at her sister, just being like, sister watch as I show you how it's done.
00:50:37
Speaker
So tell me, did ah Roy possibly recognize that this was Tobias or did he not? I mean, you he got himself in disguise like while you guys were in the truck, I think. Yeah, so I guess you would recognize this was Tobias. and You know Tobias just put a shot into Lilith's head. Yeah, so Roy is gonna go, Tobias, are you hell-bent on killing lo er Lilith?
00:51:00
Speaker
I don't have a choice anymore. but as As Roy stands up and he grabs ah he grabs a you know handful of the chains on his cross, and you could hear his muscles creak ever so slightly as he lifts up they yeah this massive wooden structure. And he says, you know, it's very interesting.
00:51:19
Speaker
Reaper, it's as if you and Lilith have lead in your ear, or not Lilith, you and Lorelai have lead in your ears. I request something, or i request you to not do something, and you go and do the opposite.
00:51:35
Speaker
He begins to stalk forward, and and he says, first it was the church. I request that the church not be burnt down. Lo and behold, Lorelei goes and catches fire to it, nearly killing 200 of the very innocent patrons.
00:51:54
Speaker
He takes another step. You never requested. I don't remember that. And then Roy completely ignores her, or ignores her as he said. Then we go to Poole, very good friend of mine, mind you, and you up and kill him out of the blue, and I was nearly finished convincing him to let us go.
00:52:14
Speaker
He takes another step. Do you honestly believe that I'm going to allow you to kill Lilith here? as he ah As he stands in front of Lilith, like in between her and Tobias.
00:52:26
Speaker
She like puts her hands together and she goes, my hero. well he's ah He's mean mugging the fuck out of Tobias at this point. Yeah.
00:52:41
Speaker
ah Well, I'm real sorry about the church thing, I guess. I didn't really... i don't know what I was thinking there, but... ah I mean, she kind of kidnapped you, bro. You gotta, like... You gotta recognize that this woman is not great.
00:52:57
Speaker
She is much more preferable than any points to Lorelai. hu Oh, darling, why don't you let me on your team and then guess let's just kill her?
00:53:08
Speaker
Nobody will miss her. Nobody even knows her name. What Tobias was it? Let's just kill my sister. I'll forgive the whole brain shooting. What do you say? You want to help me kill my sister? Absolutely absolutely not.
00:53:22
Speaker
I'm not asking Roy sucks in air through his teeth and goes, unfortunately, I am not liable to kill Lorelai either, as I am contracted to work with her.
00:53:33
Speaker
Well, I'll just put on a wig and have red hair and then nobody will know the difference, darling.
00:53:39
Speaker
A tempting offer, but unfortunately impossible at this time. Damn, I wanted red hair. I'd never get red hair. I won't stop you from dyeing your hair red. i mean, I don't think anyone will.
00:53:53
Speaker
It doesn't work that way, darling. I see.
00:53:57
Speaker
Alright, well, fine. Now let's just kill thiss just kill this Tobias fellow then. He shot me in the brain. yes and that is my god, no one's killing anyone. Just knock it off.
00:54:09
Speaker
Oh, no, no, no. You shot me. no I'm trying to kill her. You deserved it. You were being disgusting. Shut it. ah Lilith, you're you're kind of more fucked up than any of us, though, because you're very deceitful and selfish, and you're just... I hate you, so... right That's me speaking. I don't i think Hitman would have been more eloquent about it, but... You see that, Tobias.
00:54:36
Speaker
Your whole m MO is being deceitful. ah Yeah, I'm a Hitman. And... and
00:54:47
Speaker
I never said I wasn't. ah but John Hitman, would you please roll a physique roll to counter a spell that she's about to cast on you?
00:54:59
Speaker
How about a plus four? Nice, dude. Fucking great. She also rolled a plus four, so you... Rock, paper, scissors to decide.
00:55:12
Speaker
I mean, I mean, you tied. So like just it's the only thing she gets since it's an it's a it's an attack role, essentially, um is ah that if that it matches like she doesn't do any harm to you directly, but she gets a boost that she can use on her next role. So.
00:55:29
Speaker
Essentially, if you tie, that's all that happens. She gets a slight boost, but you don't take any damage. so she was gonna She was casting a spell, so she sends like this kind of wave of energy from her force field that like travels across the floor and starts to climb up you and starts to like squeeze at you to try to crush you. But like your physique is like you just like hold so powerfully that like you don't budge.
00:55:49
Speaker
But she has like at least a grip on you now that's going to give her a boost to like ah any next thing she takes on you as long as that's still active. Okay, yeah he was going to try to jump up on the counter to dodge it, but it didn't work.
00:56:00
Speaker
No, it didn't work. So but the way the spell works exactly is that like it's more so with and it attacks like your overall constitutive body as opposed to like, oh, I dodge out of the way. So...
00:56:11
Speaker
the The ground running towards you is more so for flair. It was just a thing that just like envelops you essentially. um But you resisted. So ah yeah, you're still like encompassed in it, but you're not taking any damage.
00:56:22
Speaker
So she kind of has her arm outstretched towards you. And she goes, all right, ah darling, would you just at least punch him in the face and rip his cock off or something? Come on. I would prefer to do the former rather than the latter. Hold him there for what I'm doing. don't we him, Mr. Tobias, do you want your cock off or do you want punched by my boyfriend? Are there other people in this place?
00:56:43
Speaker
ah Yeah, they're just kind of they just yeah like watching everything kind of unfold. um it's like can eat Can Tobias turn to them be like, yeah, that's the demon.
00:56:54
Speaker
Can Roy
Mediation and Escalation of Conflict
00:56:55
Speaker
take his turn first, possibly? Sure, yeah, you can take your turn, and Lorelei can also take an action to you, Roy. yeah That would be quite funny, I'm gonna be honest. three of you can take an action, and then we can kind of go over, because this is still like just a few seconds of just back and forth happening. Right, and so roy Roy looks back to Lilith and says, hold him there for but a moment, dear, as he ah as he walks forward. And he's just he's going to ah take his cross in both hands.
00:57:20
Speaker
And can you lift it above Tobias and then just drop it on him? You want to drop your cross on Tobias? Roy doesn't want to kill him, just wants to put out commission, you know?
00:57:31
Speaker
Sure. are you trying to knock him out are you just trying to like pin him? like trying to pin him down under the 600 pound cross. Okay, um so I'm going to have that be, because right now you're being held.
00:57:43
Speaker
um So either you can roll athletics if you want Tobias to get out of the way, but it'll be at a disadvantage, or you can roll physique, and that'll be at a disadvantage because you're currently being held.
00:57:54
Speaker
And should I roll a fight? or And then that would be, well, it depends. like It's probably more of an overcome roll because that you're not actually trying to hurt him. That's fine. um Well, he doesn't care about hurting him. He just doesn't want to kill him.
00:58:07
Speaker
Oh, okay, well that, it would be fight. leans into the attack. You lean into it. I'm going to assist his roll. Oh, shit. You're going to let him drop it on you? again Hopefully he dies, and then Roy feels very bad.
00:58:20
Speaker
That wouldn't be very funny. I love that. Okay. I don't want to. What do you want to roll? I'm going to give you the option. Athletics or physique.
00:58:31
Speaker
ah But I'm going to give it at a minus two because you're currently being held by Lillith's spell. Well, I'm going to physique then, because that's higher. I'm in a metagame now. Sure, that's fine.
00:58:43
Speaker
I rolled a zero. So, Roy, you have to roll against a zero. Okay, what do I roll? A fight physique? would be fight roll with... If you have any stunts that allow you to do fight with certain other aspects, then do that. Otherwise, it would be just whatever fight is.
00:58:59
Speaker
Really? ah would be an attack roll, but it would be... That's what I meant to say, not fight or attack roll, but... Um, no, nothing, no stunts related to fight except for, uh, uh, dread of the nail, which, uh, uh, it's, it's for fear and he has to kill someone for that. So, uh, he's just going to just be a fight roll.
00:59:16
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. That's four tracks. He's dead. That's not, you get to absorb four, four physical damage. If it, do you have the four track open?
00:59:30
Speaker
ah Yes. Well, then you could put that four damage. Actually, you got a zero, so it'd be six. So you would have to put four damage in one of your checkboxes. So you could check box number four, and that would absorb four of the six.
00:59:44
Speaker
And then you have to take a minor consequence as... ah Something that like Roy dictates essentially that you take, which is another impediment that you have now that someone can use against you essentially.
00:59:56
Speaker
ah no Could I have like his minor disadvantage be he is now pinned to the ground under a 600 pound cross? I mean, technically that would be a temporary aspect, but sure for now you could just say, yeah, like he is crushed under the weight of a, you know, so maybe you like have some like light rib bruising, like now that you have a giant like cross on top of your body. would say he's knocked A hunk of wood.
01:00:19
Speaker
I mean, if you you can choose to take yourself out of the scene by saying that you're knocked out. And if you do that, then I think a six would be a knockout unless unless Roy says, no I don't want him knocked out.
01:00:32
Speaker
said he was trying to take you out of commission. So I'm out of commission if he rolled a six and I roll a zero. I thought you rolled two for physique. No, was a minus two. He had a minus two. Because I dodged the attack, right? And then that, yeah, we tied on the attack roll. So I had to, I don't understand that, but. That's right.
01:00:53
Speaker
um But I got caught anyway. but He got caught anyway, so it's minus two. Right. So you, yeah, you took six. So if you want to take yourself out, then you get, then you get fate, you get fate points back that you can accumulate. and So, they so you took, you have a consequence. So that's a, wo that's a fate point that you get back for making that choice and you just get one just for doing it. So you get two extra fate points that you can use for the future because you decided to take yourself out during a conflict.
01:01:20
Speaker
So, all right, narratively. So if you want to decide you're knocked out, you get to say that because you made that decision long before you reached enough damage to be knocked out. So if you made that decision, then then you're not. That's the only that makes sense to me is I'm knocked.
01:01:34
Speaker
Sure. I'm just saying, yeah, that's that's a cool bonus for fate is that you get those fate points for making a narrative decision that fits for your character. So. So, yeah. So you drop this fucking heavy ass cross on him.
01:01:46
Speaker
It's like we did Dr. Roy out with a Bible. Recompense. That's true. He did Bible you in the face. So, yeah. so you dropped that on him. So, while that's happening, Lorelai, Lilith is standing there casting a spell. She's holding Tobias, and then you see Roy goes and drops a fucking cross on him. What do you do?
01:02:06
Speaker
Um... Well, she's... Oh, man. So, she's gonna...
01:02:15
Speaker
Like, do like a blast of like her own necrotic magic to blast both Roy and Lilith on their butts. You're gonna try and knock him down?
01:02:26
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. Distrupt her spell and to knock him over. Okay, so ah yeah, we can do that. So you're gonna roll a spell. So then I would say that, um Roy, you can either I'm going to dodge that with athletics. have a feat that lets me use physique to defend attacks from demons.
01:02:53
Speaker
Oh, that's true. ah Then, yeah, you could roll defend with ah your physique. That's a fair point. That's a good stunt to have. um And then I'm going to have ah Lilith roll her own magical defense to see how she holds up.
01:03:09
Speaker
this will be the first real contest between the two sisters. Mm-hmm. That's fun. You want me to roll Will? yeah Yeah, I think Will is probably appropriate for for that.
01:03:20
Speaker
Oh, I rolled shit on physique, unfortunately. yeah and a Plus four. like it' enough a plus four So they're at a stalemate, but Roy gets fucking bodied with this magic. It's like he's distracted. We're like good Voldemort and Harry Potter right now with our spells. So like, Lilith at that point doesn't even notice what's happening to Roy because she's just so locked in with like fucking just like countering what you're doing.
01:03:47
Speaker
You have your hands out casting a spell. She turns and immediately like puts her hand up knowing what you're going to do because you're sisters. So there's like this pulsing energy between the two of you like a Dragon Ball Z battle. But meanwhile, Roy just gets like tossed into the window for three physical damage that you take.
01:04:02
Speaker
Three physical damage. She rolled a 40, you're at one. so yeah So you get tossed and you take three. So you can put that on, if you have the three track open, you can absorb three, but you don't take any consequences.
01:04:15
Speaker
um And then so you land with a thud on the ground and like Lilith just Like, turns her head to you and says, like, you're not supposed to fall. Stand up, darling. What are you doing? i was distracted trying not to kill Tobias. My apologies. That's your fault.
01:04:31
Speaker
I tried to spare you guys a long time ago and he decided to shoot me in my noggin, ruining my skin, ruining my hair. Now I have to fix it. Dick. Um...
01:04:42
Speaker
And she turns back to you, Lorelei, and she says, oh, sister, it seems like you haven't lost too many steps since you got killed the first time. Of course not.
01:04:54
Speaker
She's going reach around her neck and she's going to reach for her seashell that she has around her neck. Marion, I need your help. Oh, stop it. Stop asking for godly interference, you slag. um And you hear Marion's like, where you at? Huh?
01:05:11
Speaker
What's up? i was I'm in a poker game. Help me get my sister down. What do you want me to do? I need some of your extra love coming through into my power.
01:05:28
Speaker
I'm gonna spirit bomb this bitch. I'm sending you my energy. I need all your energy. All of it. All the positive energy. Come through into my fingers.
01:05:41
Speaker
I'll die. You're not going to die, darling. give you all my energy, I'll shrivel up like a snail. Alright, just some of it then. Just for half of it. How's how's that?
01:05:54
Speaker
Then you can go take a nap. I guess. um So are you doing that as like in addition to another role? Are you trying to like add another like plus two? Are you invoking a fate point to make your role into a six? Yeah, I'm invoking in a fate point to increase my power.
01:06:12
Speaker
Okay, so you're you invoke that fate point, and you see like Lilith is like turning, and she's like kind of barking at like to ah Roy to get up, and then like after she says those mean things to you, and then like you get like your little seashell starts to glow for a second, and like you feel like a quick little surge, as if like you know like a plug was put ah plugged into your back, and your energy ramps up for a second, and she gets tossed over on top of Roy, um and and she lands with a thud, and she goes...
01:06:42
Speaker
Alright, not fair. Getting godly input now, are you? Not a demoness anymore? Hmm? What the hell was that? Told you I was just favorites. God's favorite?
01:06:53
Speaker
You think you're God's favorite? Really? Of course I am Really? You want to be that guy's favorite? Have you seen this town that we're in? It's gross.
01:07:05
Speaker
Also, ow, you skank. Okay. That's funny. as ah as ah is Is it Lilith's turn or is it Roy's turn? It'd be your turn now because Lorelai just went. yeah So as ah as ah Roy, he's going to like pick her up with one hand and and stand her up as he stands up and says, To be fair, in reference to godly interference, you are allied with a demon hunter, Lilith. He says as he picks up his cross from Tobias and starts walking towards Lorelai.
01:07:37
Speaker
But now I'm just bored and upset. he's He's going to say, this is your last chance to surrender, Lorelai.
01:07:51
Speaker
Can he? Twy'es get him. Can we? Oh, you're not sleeping. Stop pretending. but I hate when you do that. You're so boring. No, you're boring.
01:08:02
Speaker
I hate you. you want to go to dinner? you want to go to a movie? You're so basic. Oh my god. Basic? What? Yes, basic bitch. How fucking dare you? I am going to slap the lipstick right off your grotesque lips, you so-and-so. I'm going to slap the the taste out of your mouth.
01:08:21
Speaker
I'm going to slap the taste of my by magic into your mouth.
Chaos Unleashed at the Waffle House
01:08:25
Speaker
I'm going to make you eat Tobias, and she goes and starts to pick him I'm going to slap you until you're blonde.
01:08:34
Speaker
um Yeah, I'm going to slap the red red off of your fake ass wig.
01:08:41
Speaker
I hate you. Damn. Damn. they could just like while they're arguing he's just gonna lift his cross and drop it on top of Lorelai just as he did to Tobias he's like I'm gonna slap the the blonde into your hair as there's a big ass cross it's about to fucking Caesar from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure this bitch this will be a fight versus an athletics for Lorelai to avoid the um to avoid the cross yeah Lorelai, as you're arguing with your sister, you fucking just like start to pick up his cross and walk it towards you.
01:09:24
Speaker
Oh, it's an even. It's a three. It's a monster head and she just looks at him. What is that fool? It like turns to styrofoam. It like hits her head and like flops over like it's styrofoam.
01:09:37
Speaker
Yeah. She says, ah lot others you guys are like struggling. Lilith is just like, darling, I'll be right back. And then like she like disappears into like a black void for a second. And like right as that happens, you see just like the doors of the Waffle House blow the fuck off the hinges.
01:09:51
Speaker
um And you see you see there's like ah like this like kind of. like dark skinned, like just pure green eyed figure like walks in and they have like these like black, like kind of flowing robes that like hang down past their feet.
01:10:08
Speaker
But like underneath these robes, you can see very clearly there's like this, this black and gold armor that has like a lot of just like glowing pulsations coming from it. And you see this figure is probably like seven and a half feet tall as they duck under the doorway and they hold out their arms and you see just like,
01:10:24
Speaker
around their arms forms like these like chains that just like form around their hands. And then like these like fucking just like huge, like, like a flail balls, just like fucking drop down to their hands and just like roll onto the floor.
01:10:36
Speaker
And, um, like Roy immediately, you would know just from legend and story and just being so a man of the faith and everything, you know, that you guys just like came face to face with ads real himself.
01:10:49
Speaker
and he just kind he says in like a very very gruff voice he says why the fuck are there demons here um and and he starts swinging his flails and he just sends them right at uh right at lorelei as you guys are struggling with the cross on top of her head um And like as the as the like the flail the spiked ball like starts to emanate from his arm this chain unraveling like the blades of chaos and God of War.
01:11:22
Speaker
ah As they flow towards him towards like a meteor hammer you see they start to like spike out into like these golden pins very reminiscent of the pins that like you were given to get into the city.
01:11:33
Speaker
um And they glow with this like righteous burning fury. And Lorelai, you immediately before they even make contact with you, start to feel your skin start to bubble. And everybody else starts to run away from the Waffle House.
01:11:48
Speaker
And that's where we'll end the session for today. Damn.
01:12:36
Speaker
Does it look good already?