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Speaker: Good morning, gents.
Speaker: Good morning, gents. This is Caleb, the taller one. And we are all back for the first time in quite a few weeks.
Speaker: You've got a cast of four. We've got Tyler, a Brando, and Mac all on. Let's do a quick catch up and then today's episode, we're just going to... We're going to run down a random list of topics and keep it lighthearted and just have some laughs.
Speaker: So you guys just enjoy laughing with us. Mac, how's your week been? ah Busy, but that's per the course, man. It's always busy. Always something happening.
Speaker: And as you saw, I signed up with that marathon with Freddie. So that's actually happening. Now I just fucking run all the time.
Speaker: Lots of running. So much running. That sounds disgusting. It's terrible. I like running and now I hate running. And we still six months to go. Start calling you Gingy.
Speaker: You've got to be careful. just that. That might come out a little bit. Since he he's got the clever nicknames, Brando or Slammin' Lamin', how was your week?
Speaker: My week's been pretty good, dude. move were down in training, just got back. um I ran into some people I haven't seen in a while. Funny, I ran into one person I haven't seen since 2017 in Grand Rapids.
Speaker: Shout out to Nate, if you listened to our podcast. It was nice to see you this week. Same with Beejus. It was a good time. There it is. And Littlefoot and the motherfucking tree stars. How was the week?
Speaker: It's been awful. Dude.
Speaker: hey we have those bad we have those bad i'm not gonna show think this i'm not having a good time that's okay man yep yeah feel like i think everybody's kind of going everybody's kind of going through the grind everybody's got some shit they got dealing with littlefoot i think you're you're dealing with some heavy walk right now so let's i think uh last week we did depression part two right yeah Yeah, next week is going to be part three.
Speaker: All right, well, we're going to go lighthearted this week because we all have got a lot of shit on our plates. We're all dealing with some blocks, and we don't want to go bah humbug for the rest of the week. So, first up on our random roulette of topics is going to be hobbies.
Speaker: What do you enjoy? I'll start. You bunch of chatty. Yeah, yeah. this could go so far south sorry my my first inclination was it got dark your quake wait timeouts let's i out up my brain my brain was like what do i enjoy i think all of our answers have to be something outside of the box that we haven't talked about yet i agree with that that's what i was gonna lean in so matt can't do fucking working I have three kids, assholes. it's not like i have a lot of fucking hobbies. Brandon, it can't be violent masturbation.
Speaker: yeah I don't do that anymore. ah Why's it got to be violent? Why can't it just be a consensual, nice time touching yourself?
Speaker: Rye Robinson's...
Speaker: Oh, you got to spend the money on the lotion, bro. see them Not at all. I'm with Brando. All my family listening. Plug your ears. Oh, yeah. This might not. Poor This is going to go down some holes.
Speaker: She's going to leave a bad review this week. Yeah, or it's already turned off. She's already turned it off. For all of our listeners out there, we know we don't have a massive following or subscription list just yet.
Speaker: But screw you guys for not writing reviews. There's no reason that we are 14 weeks in and my mom was the first review. So you guys need to get out there and get some reviewing happening.
Speaker: My cousin dropped on on Instagram. Oh, yeah. There's been there's been a right few reviews.
Speaker: What about the Legion mom as a listener now? After this. She's hooked. She's all for it. Caleb's mom has got it going. I'm so excited. Hey, hey, all right. We're about to lose all the listeners if we don't get this back.
Speaker: We're about to list lose all the listeners if we don't get this back on the chain. All right. Lame. hobbies. And it's just something that we we we don't necessarily talk about as often, right?
Speaker: So um everybody knows I shoot and hunt and fish. Weird pivot. um I dabble in, like, gold and silver collecting. Yeah.
Speaker: That's not a bad idea. I dabble? Okay. it I've got silver doublooms and goldbacks and things like that.
Speaker: Was not expecting that, but I am not surprised. I like to collect foreign currency. but I've got some Libyan dinar with Gaddafi's face on it. But see this here. This is this is what you call a goldback. For those who can't see, just Google goldback. It is a gold form of currency that you can keep in a wallet. It comes in nominal values, but it's it's based off of the weight of gold that it's manufactured.
Speaker: and The art is pretty cool on it. Oh, every... there There's state series. So this is our Wyoming. yeah Wow. But there's... Yeah, there's Florida. All the women on the Florida ones are our rather attractive. Of course. Florida put like... Florida put ah a pirate in a bikini on on a ship for their $100 bill. Oh, so it's like modern? I could live in that state, I swear.
Speaker: Yep. All right. Next next rando hobby. A journal. Okay. Yeah, I wouldn't... and that's that's That's the least macho thing you do. so like that's That's pretty random. i I don't have a lot of fucking hobbies, man. Yeah, this guy's got no personality.
Speaker: I clean my fucking car like five times a week. Is that a hobby? ah ah Working out your main one, but you also kayak and do other things. Yeah, when I get a chance. i don't get I don't get a chance enough to call it a hobby, though. you like If I could go out kayaking every week, I would.
Speaker: He legit could only ever date muscle mommies from now on because they're the only ones who would tolerate anything he has to talk about because it's only running or the gym or.
Speaker: I either with my kids, I'm working out, getting sleep or eating or cleaning. Like there's only like five things in my life. I got it. I get a random Saturday afternoon that I can go up to the river and get on a kayak, then I'm down for that because it's awesome.
Speaker: But yeah yeah, I don't i't have... I'm not a hobbyist. You know, if I had to date Mac, I could deal with all of it except for the running part. That's where he would lose me. He'd start bragging about it. You don't have come with me. I don't know.
Speaker: I really don't. does everyone like the more If you saw correctly, I went and ran like 18 miles a day. People are like, the fuck? There it is. I did not run 18 miles a day. Intervals for 45 minutes if the listeners wanted to know. Yeah, that was a terrible idea. This is why I don't have time for hobbies.
Speaker: Freddie talks me into shit like run a marathon. Run a marathon. That would be fun. Just spend six hours a fucking day training for it. um I like to try to emulate YouTube chefs and cook the meals that they make in my own home.
Speaker: I like it. Dude, that's awesome. That's so you. And I respect it. That's you. I give you credit. That's you. Yeah, I get that. He's got little children running around, Mac. What are he you talking about?
Speaker: Kids aren't always home. I expect Brandon to like be cooking some delicious meal and break out a harmonica or a Jew harp and have song with culinary. i am I am picked up harmonica. That is that is also another option. Hit us with a quick note.
Speaker: just What the fuck was that? ah quick hit us so well
Speaker: It's not really coming through. ah the diffus The diffuser killed it. yeah this out of the way like You'll have to send us a video to post to the Instagram, which we're really lacking in. with There we go.
Speaker: Oh, man. I feel my blues shiverling up. I feel like I'm outside of the dirt track right now. That's a good Friday night. All right, Lil Foot, where are we at? um I like cole collecting obscure historical items.
Speaker: And also, i like watching Pawn Stars on repeat. both Just endless, endless Pawn Stars. like what's the most ah What's the most controversial piece of history do you have?
Speaker: Ooh, that's a good question. so i All right, so. I fully expected to break out some some Nazi uniform. Not that a Nazi. I just know he's a World War World War buff.
Speaker: I do have some Nazi items. um My favorite one of them being a Kar rifle. ah It still has like the swastika on it. I am not a fucking Nazi.
Speaker: I don't support Nazis, but I love history and I'm not going to desecrate history in the name of stopping, you know, like violent or hateful symbols. It is history and I just respect history. um As long as you aren't a history denier.
Speaker: Exactly. Good. Um, so that's really cool. I have, um, I have some coins and stuff like that, ah that are, you know, like from world war two and before that, I love my first edition copy um,
Speaker: um All Quiet on the Western Front in German. Ooh, hell yeah. It's first edition. And what's cool about that is ah they were banned in Germany during World War II because the Nazis basically considered it anti-war and like anti- you know, nationalist.
Speaker: um So they banned it and they burned most of the copies. So I have one of the surviving copies. It's, it is in great condition. That's awesome.
Speaker: Yeah. Very cool. All right. Thank you guys for sharing your weird, obscure, or just not character specific. Lack of. Yeah.
Speaker: All right. This is where you're going to shine, Mac. This is where you're going to shine. so you i got I'm not to forget that short joke you did at the beginning of this, too. fuck Spirit animal.
Speaker: What animal best represents you your personality? Oh, God. <unk> dus I already know what it is, man. It's a sloth, baby. Oh, shit. oh shit I don't know, Brandon, that video from during the Mew when you were, you stuck your head out like through the curtain.
Speaker: Turtle? And Reyes was like presenting the snapping turtle and you're just, ah, ah, just doing the face. That sounds like he was sucking the dick. Like you make that noise. um He was doing the turtle face.
Speaker: It was, yeah, a little bit more description. a little turtle face here yeah da it's not smiling like a donut on the mew all right little foot what you got for spirit animal oh god um i have no fucking clue i mean wanna i feel like my answer would be like a fucking wolf or something but i i don't know actually you know what fucking meerkat Yes.
Speaker: I love it. I like it. I like it. Always peeking around like it's very reminiscent of me, like hearing fucking weird noises. My head on a swivel, you know. Okay.
Speaker: I'm going to go like white-tailed deer. Just... I can see that. I can too. I would have guessed bull. would have guessed bull. Just roam in the pastures. You're a fucking giraffe, you lanky bitch. Like a buffalo. like i could do I could do a buffalo, but I was leaning in on the physicalness. you know i'm not I'm not big enough to be a buffalo, so I went with deer.
Speaker: I was going to also say maybe elk, right? Ooh, yeah. Elk fits. Moose. Okay. What weird... to this is long gonna Yo, mac Mac is a fucking silverback ape.
Speaker: yeah I'll take it. Hey, man. Silverbacks are protective of shit. Yep. They're stoic. They're stoic. They're strong.
Speaker: Nothing fucks with them because they know it's going to get fucked with Mac. Actually, yeah he's too so yeah he's too small to be a ape. Like a goilla like a gorilla. he could He could be a chimpanzee.
Speaker: Bro, he's not a chimp. Yo, chimps are strong too, motherfucker. Yeah, but you're the one with physicality alone. Have you ever seen the videos of them fucking ripping people apart because they get pissed? Yes, yes. Yeah, because not me. I'm not going to rip people apart just because.
Speaker: And chimps have a weird arm-to-body length ratio issue that I don't think fits Mac. um'm um'm I'm with the gorilla. I think gorilla fits in. right it's's it fits in It's also fitting because like it's like very stoic and calm, but like I'm sure there's a switch that just turns him into a fucking animal. yep She starts throwing shit and busting. It's kind of where I go. all right there's ah There's a switch for sure.
Speaker: let's ah Let's weird pivot off of this one. And instead of spirit animal, what is the weirdest animal that you can self-identify with? I'll go first.
Speaker: Oh, man. For some reason, I'm like, man, I'd make a good octopus. Just scooting around. That's it.
Speaker: With my tentacles and snagging little fishes and opening jars like a smart little bastard. Dude, sea turtle. I'm going with sea turtle. i want to be a fucking sea turtle.
Speaker: Just like riding the fucking... Yeah. Just riding the waves. I can see that. You've got EAC kind of totally dude vibe that he has. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Speaker: Let's just ride the EAC to warmer waters. Trash pandas, bro. You're going to a trash panda? You want a raccoon? Raccoon's going be my favorite fucking animals. I love them. That's wild. I like it.
Speaker: They're funny. Yeah. Me and you share that, dude. Raccoon is my favorite animal. I'm not going to say I'm one of them because I want them as a pet. but Neither one of you have one yet? Well, ah new york's New York sucks ass and I'm not allowed to have one.
Speaker: I'm allowed to have one. Except for the wife. She doesn't want one. oh No trash pandas for you. yeah Why? They're cool. They just get into too much shit. They can wreck a house in a heartbeat, dude. yeah Yeah. That's not like you can cage him up.
Speaker: What was that, Brandon? I can also see that. A ring-tailed Weemer. like the booboo. of movement ah He'd be jumping down the road.
Speaker: The way they fist bump while they jump is hilarious. That's so Brandon. Yeah.
Speaker: What is next on this list? of So for our listeners, this is literally like, we were like, what do we do for today's episode? Because we need a fun one. So we're just like, we looked up a fucking mess list of just like weird, obscure questions to ask.
Speaker: yeah This is what we've gotten. but So what is next? The prompt to get this list was give me happy topics for a one hour meeting. Ha ha ha.
Speaker: Thank you. yeah um then Next on this obscure list is... This one's not that weird. This one will be fun too, you though. ah Dream Vacation.
Speaker: Oh, that's a good one. so um I think we covered this in an episode. we I think we covered travel. We did when we we did when you guys said, oh, we're ah what the dream vacation I want is to go do our trip together. Yeah, we were going to throw you out of the Cocoa plane.
Speaker: Yeah. And said, nope. yeah so and an actual like like like a serious dream vacation for me is is new zealand um because i can snowboard yep exactly i can snowboard i can get a red stag in their natural habitat and i can surf all within a three-day span and if i get weird i can go dive with great whites too god that would be awesome yes 100 you guys are nuts dude i fucking i am terrified of sharks 100%. At least great whites. i will so I will jump in and we'll see a fucking great white.
Speaker: You throw so like a tanning-ass spider in my room and I'm gone. Ow. Fine. We were supposed to go shark fishing, Caleb. We still have to do that. We should We should.
Speaker: We should meet in Florida. Yes. Family down there. Hey, I love Florida because it's warm all the fucking time. But for a dream vacation? I would travel South America.
Speaker: Three weeks, travel South America. back Backpack full of money and just a motorcycle and deuces. My answer is still the same. You don't even need the backpack full of money. South America is enough that you can you can get by with card.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. You don't want the cash. You don't want the cash. shit No trace of what I've done. Still going to Nepal, eh? Yeah, Himalayas, baby. That's right. ah Have you watched... Dude, what was that ah movie?
Speaker: Oh, man, that Everest movie that just came out. Wasn't it called Everest? I thought it was called Everest. I didn't watch it. Everyone Dies? Yeah. I think one person survives, if I remember correctly. I like Google that.
Speaker: It didn't just come out. It came out in 2015. Was it 2015, really? was it twenty fifteen really Yeah, it's got Gyllenhaal, Joss Brolin, Jason Clarke, John Hawks, Sam Wirth. Dude, it's a studded cast.
Speaker: Michael Kelly. kelly Yeah, but it me Tara watched it probably a month or two ago, and I didn't realize how good it was. All right, Brando. I would go to Finland.
Speaker: Okay. Are you finished by decree? Yes, I am. Yes, am. But I like the snow. I like the cold. do you know Do you know where in Finland you you have sired – ah No, not necessarily.
Speaker: I've been looking through some of my grandmother's stuff at her house, but we'll get there. There you go. Let's go back to Finland. to be Did anyone see Warfare yet? No. Dude, 93% Rotten Tomatoes critics review, 92% user review.
Speaker: user review That's solid, dude. That's solid fucking stats right there. I'm excited. so heck yeah I'm going to see it this week. Since we're speaking of Finland, let's pivot to Sweden a a little bit here.
Speaker: ah Have you seen the people ordering the the nicotine pouches straight from Sweden? Oh, Zen, bro. no not zen zen's american and and they only go up to what like nine milligrams the swedish ones you can get all the way up to 50 dude you're fucking i right that's what i'm talking about that'll make you fucking do some shit that's how we get him to swim with sharks and to jump out of airplanes use use a zid we we sweden zen his ass up the sweden dude the sweden zen is like dipping a whole can of copenhagen at once it's
Speaker: He'll be so fucking sick by the time we throw him in the plane, he won't even know we're about to fall out of the damn thing. He'll be communicating to the sharks. but it was lot to sense Get that Jedi Force.
Speaker: Yeah. All right. We're going on a pivot here. um So the the prompt was favorite book or movie, but we're going to hold out movie because we did a full episode on movies. We're going to go favorite book. What's a book that you've recently enjoyed or your favorite book of all time?
Speaker: but o my favorite book of all time fucking childish and i'm gonna do this uh where the red fern grows little and little dan yeah but it's an elementary school read dude to kill a mockingbird's a good one yeah yeah it is no it's not a good one critically it's a good one but i hated it a wrinkle in time um never read it never read it never read it must not be missing much Have you guys read White Donkey?
Speaker: No. Yes. Yeah. I've got a copy, dude. It's solid. I had a copy, and I let a professor borrow it, and it ah never returned to me. What is White Donkey?
Speaker: It's the Terminal Lance. Maximilian. yeah Max Uriart, who is the Terminal Lance, made a it's It's like a graphic novel, basically, but it's yep it's really good Talks about the plight of a veteran coming back from Iraq. and It's on the Commandant's reading list right now.
Speaker: Yeah. Really? It's very good. um Mine, so I mostly read war memoirs. um My favorite is With the Old Breed, which is written by E.B. Sledge, one of the people that was the focus in the HBO series, The Pacific. It is so profound, and he's an amazing writer, and it just talks about the horrors of,
Speaker: being a marine in the pacific during world war two it's crazy it's a crazy read like you you should definitely read it i've got it on my bookshelf i haven't read it yeah i have read that please read it very good yeah so it was helmet from my pillow i love that book as well a book that i like reading was fallen angels by walter dean myers oh that was a good one it is a vietnam plot i really like reading it in high school i read it in the marine corps That is a good one. This is not nom, Smokey. This is bowling. There are rules.
Speaker: Over the line. I don't know if i have a favorite book. I've never re-read a book. Mac is like, I fucking love the cat in the hat, bro.
Speaker: I mean, Dr. Seuss is the shit.
Speaker: i know I've just done a reread books. I have, don't know, 20 or so on a bookshelf. But what's one that you really enjoyed? I'll be honest. If I read a book all the way through, I probably enjoyed it.
Speaker: I don't, like, if but I'm not one of those people that will, like, read a chapter. oh, I'm going to read some more to see if I like it. No, dude, I'll read the first chapter, if i and if I'm not into it, I'm like, yeah, fuck it.
Speaker: That's fair. I just, I'm not a huge reader. don't know. I've never really gotten into it. I've tried. I've read. ah read, and um I've read like several leadership books and shit like that. I read to my kids every night when they're here.
Speaker: Studying in rules of engagement. No, ROEs, you don't need those. You know, just off key here, I have read in entirety... um What is that?
Speaker: Fifty Shades? Oh, God. Oh, yeah? Yeah, my wife and I read it together while she was deployed. my God. Yeah. I read all the Harry Potters. Does that count? I was about to ask if anybody's read the Harry Potters. I didn't read a all them.
Speaker: I read the first four. never read them all. As big of a nerd as I am, I i don't give a fucking rat's ass about Harry Potter, dude. Am I the only one that's read Harry Potter all through and through?
Speaker: Through and through, yeah. Yeah. I made it through the gauntlet of the Harry Potters. Tyler, have you do you read Star Wars? I'm actually reading... So I don't normally read... I'm not like always reading Star Wars shit. I've read a few Star Wars books. There's so many.
Speaker: um Honestly, the best one, which I'm currently reading now, which is generally accepted by a lot of people, is one of their favorite Star Wars books, is called Darth Plagueis.
Speaker: So it's about Emperor Palpatine's master and like his upbringing and like how he killed his own master and then leading up to like him finding Emperor Palpatine as a kid and like raising him and then him turning to the dark side and killing his fucking parents.
Speaker: It's Darley shit. And then it like turns into Palpatine killing his master and then like going lure Anakin to the dark side. Really cool. yeah Sorry, I know. look I mean, you asked. You asked. I know. You're good. ah Make it into a movie so I can watch it.
Speaker: Actually, somebody did that. Somebody made like a ah digital video version of it. like They animated it, and it's on YouTube. and I don't know any of the characters you were talking about, so um I was lost from the get-go.
Speaker: You don't even know the Emperor? no I know Palpatine. Nope. No, dude. I'm not Star Wars buff at all. I did read Create Your Light Travis Howes, the firefighter slash police officer that is doing the ah post-traumatic, what is it? What's he call it? Post-traumatic post-traumatic purpose tour? That was good. Yeah, that was a good one.
Speaker: He'd be good to go listen to. all right. All right, next topic. Wait, Brandon. Oh, no, you went. You went. Vietnam. All of the angels.
Speaker: Vietnam. Vietnam. All right. Hidden talents. Do you have a hidden talent you would like to share? Put your tongue away. oh my Yeah, you nasty. You're so nasty. I'm a nasty motherfucker.
Speaker: Why do you say nasty shit? Until the doctor tells you your tongue is too fat for your mouth, you got to keep it ah put away. All right. it town it's talent Say it, Mendelsohn. Say it. I know you want to. No, I'm trying to think of like a really good one.
Speaker: I can turn my That's a pretty good one. It hides. i can I can turn my leg where my foot is facing all the way backwards. What? God damn it. That's not supposed to happen.
Speaker: Can you show us? I can try. No, i don't want you to hurt yourself. Oh, it's his dick.
Speaker: if All right. Oh, my my God. He just did it. Oh, Jesus. He flipped it around. How do you do that? Holy shit. Oh, man. Freak. Is that talent? I don't know what that is.
Speaker: Sideshow freak. I can do it the sideshow freak i can do it with both of them too At the same time?
Speaker: Almost. I used to when I was younger as it got a little tighter over here. My god. that was That was a lot, bro. That was some scars a lot. I'm scarred.
Speaker: You know what true you don't mine is? Mine is I'm really good at doing impressions. Bullshit. yeah Like Aries Spears good? Prove it. Who?
Speaker: Are you Shane Gillis on Trump? Shane Gillis' as Trump is excellent. Are you that good? I mean, not doing Trump, but I can do other things. but Okay, give us one. I will prepare you guys a video with like actually putting work into it so you can then judge.
Speaker: who That's fine, but give us a two-second clip of something. Give me someone. Someone I know. I don't know. Well, I'll come back to it. Okay. I hear you. nine oh I'm a hell of a gardener.
Speaker: I can grow the shit out of some veggies, bro. Does not surprise me. ah degree Can you come tend my garden? Does not surprise me. I'll plow your fields, Littlefoot. Dear God, it's going off the rails.
Speaker: Just help me grow grass in my back garden. I'd be happy, dude. I think it's the other way around. oh All right. Last one. Macadoodle. I don't know if i have hidden talent.
Speaker: Yeah, you do. He grows a mean beard. Yeah, that's in recently, too. That's in the last couple years. used to never grow beard. I'm about as hard-headed as they come, so I can physically push through most shit.
Speaker: Like, I don't know. I don't have time to have it. Like, I don't feel like have time to explore hidden talents. that's Can you... What is that but is that called? ah Ham boning, where you, like, slap your chest and your belly and your legs... but up
Speaker: No. No. You'd be good at it with them abs. What's next? All right. Next one. First job. I'll go last because I'm going to win this.
Speaker: Mine is easy. but My first job was the Marine Corps. yeah i know I know all you fuckers worked from when you were probably fucking 15, 16. Not really.
Speaker: ah first jar than that My first job was prepping pulling horses for my uncle when I was like 12. I was a gopher on a construction crew in high school.
Speaker: Sick. Okay. What about you? In middle school, I used to... was a pant! And by middle but buy middle school, I'm talking.
Speaker: Fifth grade, the very first year of middle school. I used to ride my goat cart down the road to the turtle pond, and I would pick turtle eggs that would be sold to Asian supermarkets for consumption.
Speaker: You Louisiana son of a bitch. This is why you're called the Swamp Oak. Louisiana is the only state that has an export of baby turtles and turtle eggs.
Speaker: ah And then my second job was milking dairy cows on a dairy. Nice. know Picking eggs and pulling teats. That's right, baby.
Speaker: All right. That's how he he became an excellent lover.
Speaker: Oh, man. All right. Last one. And then we're going to move to quirky. All right. Really need you guys to give a reason why behind this. What was your favorite subject in school?
Speaker: History. American history. Hell yeah. I actually, so history was my strongest subject by far um to the point where I was so good at history that my high school history teacher let me teach the class.
Speaker: um Dear God. but But did you letter her in history? Did I letter her in history? My letterman's jacket has football in history quiz bowl on it, big dog.
Speaker: History quiz bowl? We didn't have that. But if we did, I would fucking have that shit. History quiz bowl. Nerd. Here's the funny thing. When we were in school, Caleb was a nerd.
Speaker: But now, that's the cool shit. That's what all the cool popular kids do. such Listen, you don't become like creeping up towards your middle age without enjoying talking about lawn care, grilling, and history. like Every guy loves World War II.
Speaker: Like we could just stand around at a barbecue and talk about how we like to grill meats and World War II. ah yeah did American history?
Speaker: i don't think I ever fucking like i history overall, like ancient Greece and stuff. I could give two shits about, I never really cared. Um, but American history all day.
Speaker: So history is not my favorite subject. It's just what I was the best at. I can remember. Yours like home ec, isn't it? No. You like math, don't you? I do like math. Oh. But that that wasn't that wasn't my favorite subject.
Speaker: If I were to go back to school now, math would for sure, just based on- I'm surprised you're not an engineer. You probably like tech shop or some shit. Nope, nope. So I took welding and wood shop and small engines and I took the regular high school classes too. But my my favorite subject was always like was like chemistry.
Speaker: Really? and And biology. But I failed chemistry the first time. I had to retake it. I didn't want to learn things. I just wanted to make shit blow up. mr I have to agree with you there, buddy. My favorite was chemistry and biology.
Speaker: I love dissecting animals. I love yeah like combining chemicals together to make something new. so you brand When you pour to mushroom farm you pour two clear chemicals together and they turn a color, like what?
Speaker: Oh, yeah. No. Do I remember it? Nope. Yeah, i was i'm withary I was never very good at the science-y subjects. Dude, anything other than history class, I fucking hated. Actually, I take that back. English.
Speaker: I didn't mind English. she i get out one I just hated all the work that came with English. That's why I failed it, Tyler. yeah reading Reading books you don't want to read is torture. yes I'm fine with reading. him I'm just not going to write.
Speaker: Dude, writing pissed me off. Pick a person or a topic or a prompt. or a prop I only write when I want to write. You're not going to force me to write five pages on something don't want to write. yeah when I was in college, I had this freaking bullshit teacher who was a dick.
Speaker: And if you're listening to this, um i apologize. This lady... No, you were bullshit teacher who was a dick. I hope the bedbugs... This lady was hard ass. Like, never... I'm a pretty good fucking writer for, like, essays and shit.
Speaker: I mean, I'm a good writer in general. But she never gave me over a B. And she was very hard. So, our final... You gotta to give her the B. No. Our final fucking project for the year was an essay.
Speaker: Seven pages on what is an essay. How the fuck do you fit seven pages of that? How how can you possibly come to terms? So I was like old. That sounds...
Speaker: listen That is my hell. You guys know how Mac hates cold? What you just described is literally I would lock myself in a footlocker and get thrown off a bridge and try and Houdini that before I write a seven-page essay on what an essay is. You could easily do it these days because you could use ChatGPT.
Speaker: I didn't have that shit. So you know what I did? I got blackout drunk, legitimately blackout drunk, and I wrote it. I just churned this shit out, bullshitted the fuck out of it.
Speaker: Guess what I got? a plus and You don't even know what you wrote. Nope. Best work I ever did, apparently. I wrote a couple college papers fucking close to blackout drunk.
Speaker: Dude, I got my professors are listening. i don't use chat GPT because you guys have AI checkers. See, doesn't work. Mendelsohn. Yeah, ah trust me. I've tried.
Speaker: You guys want know interesting fact about me? Sure, Mac. Here we go. I have so many college credit hours. i have more college credit hours than what you need to get a master's degree.
Speaker: and I have one regular four-year degree. I was going to say, you have master's degree. You couldn't choose your major what? No. v I just used the GI Bill to keep going back to school to collect the check.
Speaker: So I have a four-year, and I went to an online school. So I have an associate's degree and a handful of professional certificates. How did you not run out of the GI Bill? Well, you already went in with a four-year. Yeah.
Speaker: and we yeah when listed here okay Yeah, that's right. Yeah. So I have more credit hours than what you need to actually have a master's. I've been to more college classes than people with master's degrees have been.
Speaker: and i have one showboard You need to find a ah good counselor that's able to like do some credit laundering and some exchanging credits and get you good That would awesome.
Speaker: If someone could write me a master's degree, that'd be fucking sweet. I'd take one more class if I had to. Somebody so give me a master's degree. That'd be cool. All right.
Speaker: A lot of random topics for our listeners. lot of laughs. A lot of bullshitting. This was fun. You guys ready for a break? I don't know why Tyler still won't jump out of the fucking plane and swim sharks.
Speaker: We haven't conquered this yet. I'm jumping out of a plane with sharks? No, into sharks. We're swimming with them after. I want to conquer this. This is happening. You are more than welcome to conquer it, sir.
Speaker: I need you with me. What if I do like a like a VR video version? Dude, I am definitely... He's hysterically screaming on the VR.
Speaker: I am afraid of heights, and I'm doing Me too. Well, I commend you. i' do a hiite Well done. Heights are terrible. And it's not the heights, it's the fall. But it's not the fall, it's the ground.
Speaker: Just think, you're high enough up that if you fall, like you're dead no matter what. like There's no way you survive, so... I got to make it because if we do this before my kid's born. I mean, did you guys hear i Tyler's a little Boston accent come out there for a second when he's talking about his profession this professor?
Speaker: Little Northeastern accent. Yeah. he like Do your squats, drink your beers. You'll be fine. Out there partying at Emerson on spring break, baby. That video is gold, dude.
Speaker: We got to post that video.
Speaker: You go to school here, spring break down here, and you smash here, and then you drive it home. All right, all all right all alright all right, all right. I need you guys to focus the brain.
Speaker: It's time for a quirky closeout. So I need you to get the shit off your brain to get your poop in a group. What?
Speaker: My ass is cramping right now. Get on with it. Are you a toilet paper on top or on the bottom of the roll person? On top is the only correct answer.
Speaker: Dude. Oh, man. I think I'm on top. I don't know. It's right there. Fucking on top, I guess. I have go look. Hold on, man.
Speaker: It's supposed to oh go look. I'll be right back.
Speaker: Dang, kids, put it on the wrong way. that that's
Speaker: His lights are turning on in his house. It's like all dark in his house and they're just random lights turning on all over the place, folks. He's on the case. It's like Batman over there in his cave.
Speaker: It's on top. It's on top. Those are my blue nightlights. Don't worry, if you break into my house, you have to go through a whole stream of blue nightlights that light you up, but you're still not going to see that in my hallway where I'm at. So, good luck!
Speaker: Yeah, I think ours are on top, but I personally have zero fucking preference for it. I just wanted to see your guys' answers. yeah So, mine's on like this little weird stand that just gets moved around all the time, so...
Speaker: I'm going to wipe toilet paper. The wet wipes, bro. Hey, I'm a dude wipe kind of guy. Dude wipes. Once you start with the dude wipes, you ain't ever going back. They still clog the fucking toilet.
Speaker: You're not supposed to flush them. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, yeah. Find a way dispose of those. 95% of the wiping is done with regular toilet paper and flush. You yeah just do the fresh and wipe with the dude wipe. That way you get don't get no swampy bone the rest of the day. Yeah, and you know you don't want to like... Yeah, no. We're not Neanderthals.
Speaker: Clean yourself up. Serious note, though. Who here has used a bidet? In Japan, I have not. Bro. I lived in Japan, bro. Game changer, man. Game changer. I feel it that like even with a hairy ass, does it clean it up?
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. it's It's a weird fucking feeling. I don't i didn't like it, to be honest. I'm not that hairy, so I don't know. Oh, I get hairy down there. there's no there's no I'm like a gorilla. You're like a fucking naked mole rat. I really hope that you lifted in your shirt and ex exposed in your chesticles. It enters one of our clips.
Speaker: Well, you haven't been sending them to us. It's a lie. It ruins all the home way man I just don't feel like a bidet would clean clean like I like.
Speaker: Mac is like, yeah, clean my fucking asshole. and i don't I don't. No need for crusties back there, man. It's like pushing peanut butter through a shag carpet. It can be, yeah.
Speaker: All right. All right. All right. Let's get to wax it. I don't have to wax it every week. Oh, man. There goes Max Dating Life. All right. Let's keep going. Whatever, man.
Speaker: It's been fun. This was fun. i know a few things about you guys I didn't know. ah hope you all know a few things about me I didn't know. I mean, the whole goal is really to get our listeners to kind of like figure out who the fuck we are.
Speaker: We want you to love us. need us Or figure out who yeah who you are. If you're going, man, I don't have a hobby either. okay to be boring. Mac is creating a support group. No hobbies. No hobbies.
Speaker: yeah matt a token mag lord mac is creating a support group <unk> no hobby no hobbies possibly No Hobbies Anonymous. wait each day they each Each meeting, they have a new person come in and present a specific hobby that maybe they'd like to try.
Speaker: but Collecting rocks. Today, we're going to collect rocks. Putting stones. All right, guys. Love Love y'all. love yes so Love you guys. Bye, guys.
Speaker: Good morning, Gents.
