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Nonsense and Chill - GORE. S3X and THRILLS OH MY!
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Tonight, Blaze and Jeff brings some sex, thrills and gore for your eyeballs. Join us while we watch and review three short films with a horror bent. The Relic, a gory film about some explorers looking for an ancient relic. Queen of Prey, a Vampire MILF seduces a young man into bedroom. The third film is Bliss, have you repented? Hmmm? Then for a bonus, we’re gonna start watching a short series, five episodes with the first one being viewed tonight! Come and enjoy the films, but bring your own popcorn!
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Transcript
Introduction and Lineup Overview
00:00:00
Speaker
Did one, it was dumb and dumb.
Exploring Dexter: TV vs Books
00:01:28
Speaker
Dude, hit the button. You know, I'd be fucking for a high day. Thank God it's Friday. I didn't get to see the new intro because I was sitting here sharing everything out. I forgot to. No, I didn't. No, I said you didn't. I need to. I need a new intro. I didn't say there was. Oh, I thought there was welcome nonsense. Yeah, nonsense until Friday night.
00:01:57
Speaker
my gosh, we got we got some some lineup. You know what? I'm gonna go ahead and set the mood. This is more of a horror horror thriller kind of night. We got we got three three movies tonight. We got we're gonna start off with the relic. Jeff, then we're gonna hit up Bliss and then Queen of Prey. We're gonna we're we're gonna end the the horror block but but but But there is a bonus at the very end.
What Makes Shows Entertaining?
00:02:24
Speaker
We're going to start ah but start airing ah episodes every every Friday, kind of like a bonus. This first little series, only five episodes. So it'll go into next month.
00:02:35
Speaker
Um, ah like it I like it. I like it. I like you guys should, you guys should be familiar with it as soon as, as soon as you see it by the end of the show, you'd be like, yay. I was, I thought the same thing when you, when you messaged me, it was a voice message and you said horse. And I was like, dude, we can't watch porn on that channel. Or, or I like, no, I too. I do too. Nothing wrong with being promiscuous. I'm down. I'm down if they're down.
00:03:05
Speaker
2025. I don't judge. but Before we get into movies and all that good stuff. This isn't so much another Dexter rant other than I was having a conversation with Glick the other day and we were talking about Dexter. Of course, him and his Nikki are rewatching it. I just finished up the the the original series, I'm going into and to to New Blood, about three episodes in. I've seen it before. but and then you know And this is something i have known i've I've known for a while, but I'm starting to go down that YouTube rabbit hole, you know how the algorithm listens to what you say and what you want. So it's been a lot of like Dexter theory kind of stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:54
Speaker
And I ran into this one where this guy had started reading the book and he was talking about how the book, and this is what I was telling Glick, because I know Nikki, Nikki likes to read. The book is different. In the book, Dexter, Dexter likes to torture before he kills. And I'm like, I'm like, you mean we could have had that Dexter instead? Right? Just saying. Now I need to read the books.
00:04:19
Speaker
And apparently audio Dexter, and it's a lot of the same kind characters, but they are but they're different than their on-screen personas. And Dexter, he's got he's like not that awkward. like he
Pre-Review of The Relic
00:04:34
Speaker
He already knows how to manipulate. He knows how to fit in already. He's very suave. He's like very flirtatious. He's kind of like a ah Ted Bundy kind of serial killer.
00:04:46
Speaker
you know what that is the only my a neck like yeah doesnt how end it in the book he does though in the book he actually makes he actually I guess makes comments that he he hates the fact that he has to act so it's kind of a kind of a different kind of a different texture I thought that was pretty interesting And then we went down the the whole, which one do you find more entertaining? Or what do you find entertaining? I guess i guess my ultimate question is, Jeff, when you like approach a movie, or you sit down and watch TV, or what it is like what do you find entertaining? like what like what What things in a movie or or a TV show are you looking for that that really is going to keep you interested, to keep you entertained?
00:05:32
Speaker
ah Believe it or not, like you know i like I was telling you earlier, I'm watching the rookie. and you know how and and And when you watch shows like Dexter, you know there's a backstory that gets slowly followed up through each episode. I love that. like the the you know Okay, I get it. This guy killed this guy. Great. We'll see that in this episode from beginning to end. But the backstory is what draws me in and keeps me going.
00:05:59
Speaker
you know, the the the the improvement and build of characters. I do like the character are in the series. Yeah, the character. Thank you. Okay. I do like that. If there's a good character there, I can I can continue watching. I think I think a good TV series and good movies definitely have really good character arcs. I think that's why shows like Breaking Bad, Indexed, and stuff like that do really well. You know, that's a very good point, Xanthius. I heard that they're coming out with I don't know if it was a reboot or they're doing a movie.
Live Commentary: The Relic
00:06:33
Speaker
I couldn't remember which one, but um I'm about halfway through it. Grim, I started watching that years ago and I just, I don't know, it fell off. It's, you know, it's kind of my thing. You know, I like the whole morphing of human animal thing. I like that. That's kind of like that weird sci-fi, this is weird. and like Like not normal everyday thing. I like that.
00:06:58
Speaker
Okay, that's what I hear. Yeah, okay, a movie. I'm actually looking forward to that too. I think I am gonna, once I'm done filling my Dexter sweet tooth, oh I might go down on the old grim, grim trail. Well, that actually brings me to a question for you, sir. Yeah. How many shows do you watch at a time? One. Really? So see, my my issue is, is like when I watch Breaking Bad,
00:07:26
Speaker
I will binge about 10-15 episodes and then I'm like fuck, I'm bored. What else is there? So I watch like five things at a time. Yeah, not me. um I don't. What we do in the shadows. That sounds familiar. That's a that's a book series, isn't it? Oh no. But okay, we can sit here and go on about what is and this and that and I think that's a good segment we should do like upcoming. Yeah.
00:07:55
Speaker
uh film theories and whatnot but but but before we get into the first movie, we're gonna change things up tonight since I've already seen these movies. I'm gonna go ahead and give my review before we get into it but the first movie is gonna be The Relic. It's a it's a uh it's a movie star and movie starring. Actually, I do have who's starring in these movies. Oh wow. The Relic. It's a it's a it's a horror movie that come out in 2020.
Horror Preferences
00:08:20
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Uh it's directed by J. M. Logan.
00:08:23
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written by J. M. Logan as well. J. M. Logan is also known for uh Texas Chainsaw Massacre Next Generation. He was in the makeup department in that movie and he was part of the production. He was a production manager in the Annabelle movies or movie. Oh, I've never seen so freak me out. do Yeah. So, this movie the relics got some got some chops behind it and it stars Stephanie Einstein ah Johnny Whactor and Jesse Einstein as well. So and I, I hear hear my notifications going off as well anyway. So I thought it was a it was a good movie. It's a little confusing about what's going on. It's shot in very, it's shot in very low light. So when you watch this, turn down your lights, you'll see it better. It does have some, it does have some gore. um So
00:09:22
Speaker
There will be an alert on that, so. Here, I'll set the mood for myself. Set the mood. I can scare myself or some shit. number I get scared. You get scared. Horror movies are not my bag, man. like Like, I love a good comedy. I love a good thriller. ah A mental thriller? Love it.
00:09:50
Speaker
Or and just don't really do a whole lot for me. I mean, I'll watch it. Not your fame, not your fame. But
Review and Rating System
00:10:00
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yeah, let's see what we got. this is what's a good What's this called again? This is Relic. How did we have this there? Yeah, there it is. That's the way we do. I really want to put us on the other side, Mystery Science Theater 3000 style. You know what I forgot to do? I forgot to give my rating on this. Oh, man.
00:10:20
Speaker
Shit. I was gonna give it a three. It's a three. In my opinion, this movie is a three. I put us over there because it was driving me crazy.
00:10:34
Speaker
All right. That's a lot of pick. Remember, Jeff, you have control of the pause button too. Yes, yes.
00:10:51
Speaker
I love a good book. I love a good quote. It really set the tone. Oh, I'm glad we moved ourselves so we can actually read, see where this happens. Not that I read it. Did you read the opening opening? I did the little quote. Yes, I'm about a pharaoh or something. So this is about, of course, some ancient relic that they're trying to find. Right. So this is olden times. Some creepy cabin. No.
00:11:20
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yeah here for This is still a creepy cabin. listen yeah there was not i I might. Dude, that dude is fucked up. Where's your clothes? speaking english be watch The makeup in this movie, the effects are dope as fuck. Okay, cool.
00:11:52
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Wait, he's
Binge-Watching and Character Arcs
00:12:23
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900 that bitch wrap your face like that. There's really not a whole lot of backs here, like, other than they found this way.
00:12:36
Speaker
we They found this guy in the snow. He's apparently 900 years old. san buddy take a flashlight take off we hurt take up nice se man maista yeah but the fuck are you talking about what are you holding right now You know, give me thing vibes. oh shit fuck you don like i go through two yeah stop take I've never seen the thing all the way through, but dudes jet there with the fur. Everything vibes. They look like they belong there. They do. Yeah. right Kurt Russell's going to pop up any second. in latern And by the way, everybody but listening, if you guys want to watch, he's on your own. Of course, all the links to all these movies are down in the description. Yeah. So I'm assuming the relic's in the bag. Was that bag pulsating?
00:13:34
Speaker
yeah cool I found this movie a little confusing. What do you mean? He's covered in blood. Yeah. I can't find anything wrong. What if he dies here? He's covered in blood, but he can't find anything wrong. Well, I don't know. Maybe to affect these people. Maybe he's on his period. Well, no, I think she's saying she's she's not she's not buying a puncture bullet or anything. He's 900 years old when you get that old.
00:14:04
Speaker
Ooh, when you get that old you bleed all over too. Apparently. As Captain Ron. I love Captain Ron. Fuck, I love that movie. That's a good one. I need to watch that movie again. I've seen films. Good movie. That would be funny if Kurt Russell came out as Captain Ron in this movie. See, what do you do? Energizer, instead of Durstell, you'd be all right, dude. Fuck the problem, top.
00:14:34
Speaker
You know? Gotta get that bunny. Dude, I ought to shit my pants and tie that thing. If guys can't have a period, why is he bleeding out of his butt, man? Exactly. That's some weird shit. That's a nice doorknob.
00:14:55
Speaker
You come over here often. Not on me. Not on me. Not on me. It's like those doorknobs are not ornate. Oh, man. But who does it? Who stares at a doorknob? Oh, shit. Yeah, that was creepy. Apparently, he liked the doorknob, too. Damn, that dude just spewed all over the place. Brady, hang on. He's right. Put him on his side. That's hard. Just check out the window.
00:15:20
Speaker
not but the fuck is wrong with him martinness i don't know and i can't see anything where's all that blood coming for us suing is so keep an early flood lead vessel
00:15:30
Speaker
Dude, did you seriously put your hand on his throat? Dude, watch, okay. This movie gets, like, disgusting. i got Now he's leaving. I mean, yeah, it's gory disgusting, but it gets, like, weird disgusting. Okay. get up please gro so paul rub some fucking dirt on him bla that
00:15:58
Speaker
Okay, does this cabin not have lights? Didn't the dude say lanterns like four times? Yeah. They say lanterns or torches? He said lanterns. I don't know. straight hope there They're in a cabin in the woods. You'd think there'd be lanterns all over the place. You would think. are generat we got to get you inside the tri Look at the trim around the windows.
00:16:24
Speaker
hi i didn't i didn't notice where za it's you're You're gonna have to explain what you're talking about, buddy. I don't know. I missed something with the trim. The window trim? maybe We're gonna get you in, OK? OK. OK.
Mission 22: Veteran Support
00:16:40
Speaker
I mean, it's nice. I want to see one window. right I was gonna say. Great carpentry work. Right. A couple scenes back.
00:16:48
Speaker
you school speak got too hard It was smart ass about the doorknob. Oh.
00:17:01
Speaker
Fair enough. It is nice carvery work, you know. It's not easy, though. So that was a funny spot. movie The dude's staring at the doorknob and somebody just bashes his head in. I never stared at a doorknob, ever.
00:17:16
Speaker
I'm 44 years old, never been like, huh, yep, that's the door after. he needs to call jury You need to shave the rest of your head, George Jefferson.
00:17:28
Speaker
but Apparently she clawed at her it. Oh, I thought she said bread. I was like, get the bench some bread. It's a meal. You don't know how you stopped. I'm bringing it.
00:17:48
Speaker
what here We found a man on the way back from the case.
00:17:56
Speaker
good low bu movie ah you appreciate tell her how bit she got mind she put a back How do you kill this something that's 900 years old that hasn't died yet? Right? yeah
00:18:18
Speaker
I don't think it's him that's 900 years old. I think it's with them inside of him.
00:18:36
Speaker
Which, like I said, I found this video very confusing. god Yeah. Fucking kill it already.
00:18:51
Speaker
Damn. So, okay. I wanted to ask you a question. Okay. Let's say you're in that position right there. You don't know what's going on. Apparently the dude's freaking out, mutating it to maybe something that can potentially kill maim or Do you sit there and even though you can either murder everyone or you can try to save him? What what are you doing that split second? Like, I feel like yeah my flashlight. I dude, I would have done the same shit. I'm like this motherfucker. I don't care. I wouldn't use. I wouldn't use that. I mean, we're in the cabin in the woods. We can leave him out in the snow. and Nobody's going to find him. I mean, but what did you do?
00:19:31
Speaker
If they kill it, they won't have the movie. This is true. Yeah, they got it. Well, you can kill him in them credits. I'm just saying, shortwave. We did The chopper. Ah, but is he dead? I'm sorry, but man, I'd kill her too. you said Yeah, just in case. Just in case. I'll cover my bases. Yeah. if that left the Just in case.
00:19:57
Speaker
news
00:20:00
Speaker
Yeah, that's his skull. This right here, this kind of fucking creeps me out. Yeah, you're touching your brain. Yeah. Oh, he gets a little, uh... What? That's not mucus.
00:20:22
Speaker
Who in his brain bucket? Come on. right Good lord. See? What is this? He sees semen. i fucking told you Oh man, he's about to like go straight massaging that skull here in the morning.
00:20:36
Speaker
oh yeah the fucking told you I've seen some dead bodies, never thought like, let's massage the brain. Exactly, let's cut off the appendage.
Network Show Lineup
00:20:51
Speaker
Yeah, that's not normal. The skull is usually smoothed. Damn son!
00:20:58
Speaker
right okay I do have to admit the the makeup work is pretty good yeah like it doesn't look like a
00:21:24
Speaker
I don't know, man. This is, like I said, this is a little little little confusing, a little weird. But it does have that thing kind of vibe to it. Yeah.
00:21:38
Speaker
It wouldn't surprise me if the director or writer was like, yeah, I'm watching the thing a lot. Watch this. This is cool. Kill that bitch. Kill what bitch?
00:21:55
Speaker
This is why you don't go out in the wilderness without a gun. I'm sorry. This is making me rethink van life. Right? Stay out of the snow, buddy. Jesus. Evil day. God, that's such a great franchise. Yeah. That big ass thing was in that little girl body. Mm-hmm. What is she, the road for men in black? Jesus. Oh, no.
00:22:49
Speaker
Oh yeah, I did one in high school. You saw her. We called her Team Rex. um She sounded just like that, too. A meeting call? Yeah. Spreads her legs open. That's the sound that comes in. That chick that sucked started going like a truck. Oh, gross.
00:23:20
Speaker
Okay, so the tone is so much it killed that dude. It's like the brown note and Yeah Like I don't know if this is a demon cuz I I mean they mentioned the word Dean and here's this key That dude said get guys this guy is scared of this key It was weird. I didn't understand it. He isn't a doorknob
00:23:54
Speaker
It's like this key's attacking him and and he's so petrified. I don't think he's scared of it. He's scared to move because there's a giant thing in the room. Something. But that key's... This dumb bitch. Xanthios, you be tired of some shit I can't pronounce when I'm, uh... Right? This, uh, on the moon. Don't be so damn loquacious.
00:24:23
Speaker
Yeah, she's She's hot behind that mask.
00:24:31
Speaker
Look, dude, it's like,
00:25:00
Speaker
that comet your favorite color just imagine mike tyson saying the things on time that makes it all clear now thank you ah but that's exercise this the demon that Exercises de oh why Yeah. Oh, you know what I meant to do earlier? I meant to but to change the background to a little bit more of that style. There you go. Well. All right. That was the first move. That was Relic. um Like I said, that one came out in 2020. the demon.
00:25:49
Speaker
So it's not that old. um No. Like I said, um some of the reasons why I really liked it was, of course, I liked the effects. Oh, the effects were amazing.
00:25:59
Speaker
ah Yeah, I think the blood was a little bit. He was good in. The blood was very thin, but it was we didn't know what those things were. But before we get into Jeff's review, yeah, we are going to go ahead and go into we're going to do a movie lineup, a weekly lineup real quick. Just put a little bow on it. know ahead Yeah. So Monday nights, we got speedway stories and cold blooded conversations.
00:26:29
Speaker
with none other than Wally. Wally, Wally, Wally. Where is Wally tonight? What's he been up to? I wonder if he's watching the news. Yeah, his last action was pretty dope. I think he's at work. He does work for our ships, so he might have been heading to work already. Nice. I didn't mean to do that. And then later after that is Men Curing for Men with Connor, and it's going to be live this week.
00:26:54
Speaker
so Yeah, but speaking of Connor, I want there is something that he would like to get out. This is about a two and a half minute message. So strap in and let's listen to Connor speaketh on something. Hi guys, it's Connor from the Men Caring for Men show on the Nonsense School Network. Listen, I wanted to take a minute of your time. If you got a second, I want you to hear me for a minute.
00:27:19
Speaker
Right now, I'm sure that if you follow our Facebook page or any of our social media accounts, you'll see that we just started or we just joined Mission 22 on their mission to support veterans and active service members with long-term mental health, trying to promote good mental health. And that's very near and dear to my heart. I myself am a veteran. I do struggle with my own mental health issues. And obviously we have the men caring for men show that I run and host. Uh, so
Introduction to Bliss
00:27:50
Speaker
this is very near and dear to my heart. But what I'm going to do is I'm going to post a link with this, uh, to mission 22. So you guys can read about them. Uh, they've got a big page all about what their goals are, what they're trying to do, what they've done over the past five, 10 years.
00:28:08
Speaker
And it's really, really cool. um They're doing a lot of things for service members, active veterans, as well as their families. Their are three main parts that they have been focusing on are support programs for service members and veterans, ah social impact, uniting civilians and the military community to raise awareness of issues and active service members, veterans and their family members face.
00:28:35
Speaker
Uh, and then of course they also help out with memorials and doing memorial services. So I urge you to go check out this page. And if you could donate to, if you want to, I w I would prefer if you could donate through our Facebook page, that way we can keep track of it. Right now we have our own goal of raising a thousand dollars to help out mission 22. Um, it's a part of this 48 mile ruck in February challenge.
00:29:02
Speaker
That we're all going to be doing here on the network or at least some of us are going to be doing that here on the network including myself I'm crippled um So I urge you to go through our Facebook page find that link and and donate whatever you can whether it's a dollar or a thousand dollars or whatever you can send send to mission 22 through that through that link that we've got up there, I urge you to do so. These guys are making a big difference. They're making a big impact in veterans and active service members and their families lives. And I think it's really important that we bring light to these situations, that we bring light to these people who are struggling and and we support those companies, those nonprofits that are trying to help them. So I'm going to post a link with this. I appreciate y'all coming up.
00:29:48
Speaker
Remember to listen to me on Monday nights every Monday night on the men caring for men show on the nonsensical network We officially had Connor on nonsense and chill for the first time
Live Commentary: Bliss
00:30:01
Speaker
And what he was talking about is right there Yes. Yes. Check those guys out. You can see it through our Facebook. We dropped a link down in the description of this video So you can find it easy or just go over to our Facebook Yeah yeah I think I'm going to participate. Why not? Yeah. And then Tuesday night, of course, is Glick's house and music and Glick is having a it's a rock duo out of Texas and they're called Lift the Curse. Now, last week was Kissing Lilith. Now we got Lift the Curse. Ooh, it feels like October again. I don't know. I know. What the hell? i du you Fucking horror freaks, I guess. hey I am digging it.
00:30:47
Speaker
And then of course, Wednesday night, we have what the fuck news hosted by yours. We're sitting right here to my next to me, Jeff, bad friend from the South and then Glick, my good friend from the North. they Gonna find you on Wednesday night with some weird stories about penises sometimes.
00:31:07
Speaker
What are you doing? and know stories thursday Thursday nights is a black hole at the moment and of course Friday nights you're here with us on Nonsense and Chill with Jeff and Blaze but we're just gonna be watching some short films and checking out some shit.
00:31:25
Speaker
Checking out some shit speaking of shit coming up. You know what is coming up at the end of this month or it's gonna be a end of monthly thing We're gonna have movie trivia night hosted by myself a two And to dominate teams to two man teams It's gonna we're gonna go Five or seven rounds. I haven't decided yet understood each each round being its own uh thematic uh thematic looks sort of category like genre or we're gonna do brackets and at the end of the year, we figure out who the winner is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is gonna be uh all year thing. We're gonna do it every month of the year and then when we get to next January, we will announce the 2025 winner and they'll get a swag bag in the mail. I'm gonna have a lot of swag man. I'm just saying
00:32:20
Speaker
Oh, I'm making sure it is, it is Jeff proof. And just so you know, each each round I have a bonus question. That bonus question is not going to be a question about a mainstream Hollywood movie. It's going to be a question about one of these real short films that we watch. See, I got it in the bag. I got it in the bag. yeah owe buddy I'm mildly forced to watch these movies. I got a lot of shows. The only section I will have a problem with is the horror section.
00:32:51
Speaker
Well, I guess you need to start boning up on your horror movies, my man. and I'll bone on anything, buddy. Yeah. And then of course, Saturday nights, we have during the the early wee of the day, we have wrestling, Cash's corner with Glick and his son Cash, where they talk about WWE and slams and and belts and in square circles. It's pretty fun. If you're into wrestling, I totally, totally recommend checking them out.
00:33:20
Speaker
Then of course that night on Saturdays is Nonsense Gold's Network flagship show, Nonsense Gold Network, Nonsense, boy. Again, hosted by my bad friend from the south and my good friend from the north, Jeff in Gallic. Yeah. 40 years ago on that show, Jesus. Damn. All right.
00:33:46
Speaker
Of course, Sunday is Necessary Roughness Sports Show here on the network. But before we get to rolling too far, we're going to go ahead and stop for a break and come back. Check out Jeff's review of the first movie and then roll into Bliss. Bliss is a 28 minute movie. ums It is, it is, absolutely. So all
AI Themes in Bliss
00:34:10
Speaker
right, we will be back. up First we're playing ah Watch You Burn by Southern Outlaws, man. I love this.
00:36:44
Speaker
Let it give you pause for your
00:37:20
Speaker
All right, and that was Southern Outlaws Band. And I suck at announcing songs and shit, but that was from the Southern Outlaw Band, ah Watch You Burn, coming up on their upcoming album, releasing next month.
00:37:35
Speaker
uh, out all the bikers. Fuck yeah, I remembered it all.
00:37:42
Speaker
Welcome back. And Xanthius, I own, I have pre, uh, pre-selected music for my breaks. Cause the way I edit them together to keep it all. Sorry, but I never heard of them. I'm going to look them up though. Yeah. And we all know this. We all know this. Hey, what's up, Wally? It's 20, 25. Wally.
00:38:05
Speaker
Alright, we are we are back from the first break. Uh we are. f I'm curious what is uh well, you know, we don't always line up a lot. However, I do like to give a little room for disappointment and a little room for improving on these short films.
00:38:30
Speaker
fanmate film sos speak I did get a lot of things. So this, but this wouldn't actually be a fan made film. These are short films. These are, you know, these have a higher production value. I would, yeah you know, they're they're, I mean, fan film would be like you and I making a Star Wars film. Right. This is definitely a short film. So, but yeah, yeah, yeah. Credits do. I'm not dogging. I'm not dogging fan made films. They're good too. Hey, some of them are really good. That, that,
00:39:01
Speaker
Batman the year one. That was awesome. I gotta find out if I can air that on here. Go ahead. Yeah, that's a good point. But like I said, it was a little confusing. It did give an awful lot of thing vibes. I was waiting for Kurt Russell to walk in at any time. And I wasn't gonna be mad at it if he did either. The special effects were pretty decent.
00:39:26
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Uh, and, and of course, as you said, the makeup was pretty good. I did have a little bit of issue with the blood being a little thin, but, uh, all in all, I'm going to give, I'm going to, I'm going to match you buddy. I'm going to give you a three. All right. All right. Yeah. I think that's a, I think that's a fair, fair sense. Well, really what my, my biggest heartburn with it and I get it. It's a horror mill movie. It was the low lighting. Uh, it made it very hard to tell what was going on.
00:39:56
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For me, I don't know. I watched it a couple of times and I'm still lost on it. I might do a little bit more background on it, but you know, other than that, yeah, three. Okay. Yeah. It walks in walks crocodile Dundee. Now that would have been dope. Dude. Have you seen him lately? Holy shit. He looks like Hogan. I have not. Yeah. I actually saw an interview. He was doing on TikTok. They, they did a re a remastering of the original crocodile Dundee. I'm surprised. I haven't tried to reboot that one yet either.
00:40:26
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Oh, they need to. I love that movie. I love that movie. I don't care what everybody says. Paul Hogan can do no wrong. text Oh, oh, too soon. Yeah, too soon, too soon. So the next movie we are going to be airing is called Bliss.
Bliss Review: Metaphors and Overtones
00:40:51
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This movie. Hold on me. I'm gonna let me let me bring it up on deck real quick and then I'll give a little review. And some little info on it. If you want to set up a screen. Yeah, this movie.
00:41:09
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This movie came out in 2024. It's a sci-fi thriller. It's awarded Best Indie Short and Audience Choice last year. It's directed by Dwight Mathis and written by Dwight Mathis as well. It stars Dana Mercedes, Mariana Holden, and Paul Rose. So um it's shot very well. um It's like I said, it's a sci-fi thriller, but think of it as it has some biblical undertones to it, I guess, in the sense of like a metaphor, but it's more sci-fi than biblical. You'll see what I'm talking about as as as it gets going. um
00:42:00
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The ending, i where it opens up, like the very short, right, this is why I'm gonna, I'm giving this movie, I'm gonna give this movie a two and a half. Oh. Giving this a two and a half. And the biggest reason is um the way they set it up in the very, very beginning and the way they ended it, I thought was convoluted and had nothing to do with the plot and they could have left it out there. And the way they straightened the part. Like, I just, I understand why they did it.
00:42:33
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but how they did it I thought was kind of messy but other than that it was it's not too bad. I hope you guys enjoy it. We are going to let's roll into this. I'm ready. I'm not ready. I expect a howl from a wolf here any second. Oh no. I'm just saying it just looks like that. 1994.
00:42:57
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ninety four I remember that year. Somebody needs to fix that roof. That was in high school in 1994. I was 14 years old. I like Thriller. Thriller. Yeah. Yeah. I expect to see Michael Jackson doing the walk.
00:43:16
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I want to turn it down just a hair. I don't have access to the audio. Oh, there it is. Yeah, here we go. Yeah, I was going to say.
00:43:30
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Okay, someone put a duvet cover on that fucking mattress. Sorry, that bothered me. Jesus.
00:43:40
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That was the box spring. Still, put a duvet cover. ah do they i why that that If Ivan Dio was 13 when he invented the virtual portal and Ned met Ira at the super con when they were kids. You're just not seeing anything new. oh Bro, listen. If Ivan was selling the virtual headsets, then Ned probably tried them on, right? What's that? And that's what transported. Oh, I thought they were listening to a podcast. where they That's why Ivan wanted to use them. How are you not getting that? Oh, dude, I get it. Makes sense. It's just you're forgetting the most crucial details. Like what?
00:44:11
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Well, if it was all a dream, just Ned's imagination, then explain why everyone he knew when he took his headset off was dead, and and he was the only one left. Because Ned sucks. Okay, I'm going to pause it real quick. Did you understand that very opening but you when you had made ah the kind of cover? Yeah, it was it was like the killer. Did you understand? Yeah, you saw the hammer, right? Yeah. I'm assuming that's his weapon of choice. Okay.
00:44:41
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the Okay, okay. Yeah, I will call him Thor And of course now we have friends in here arguing about comic books um I'm picturing my mind. Oh Yeah, actually, you know what they were talking about a movie that makes a movie
Upcoming Movie Trivia Night
00:45:00
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kind of the same Okay, y'all are giving me anxiety. I'm gonna go get snacks Fuck. Yeah, sounds like click when he talks to us about one of these we get him all riled up and I'm gonna go get snacks. You guys can't shut up about movies. You guys can eat, Jodie. I'm gonna go get me some Miller Lite. Damn. She's like all into her phone and shit. I told him to fuck her. She was surprised with that shake. All she's got to do is ask. I've read some stuff like that. I'm telling you. God fucking god damn it, Jeff. She was shaking her ass, dude.
00:45:34
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That's creepy. Yeah, yeah. How to keep a moron busy. That little play buddy. I thought the same shit. can i do voldo sometimes i'm like dare are you yeah I do fall for those sometimes. damn it. I'm an idiot. you Those are the weirdest shits go models over.
00:46:10
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Hey, buddy. Yeah, share it out, too, Jedi powder. Thank if you. Yeah, sure. Hit that share, hit that like, hit that subscribe.
00:46:28
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I can imagine this is how Jeff wakes up every day with TikTok in his hand. Oh, yeah, dude. My phone lays next to me as I sleep.
00:46:39
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I saw that movie.
00:46:45
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I just might have to do that lazy thank you. he will I will. Hey handsome. Who calls their chick handsome? is Okay agree so you're right our generation that's not a typical thing but this younger generation I have heard that.
00:47:06
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Really? Like I've heard, yeah, I've heard men calling me. I always thought that was like a... There's that's nothing wrong with it. That's like, no, but that's like calling them masculine. But now that hacky sack, now that hacky sack... That's too clean.
00:47:23
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It's never been used. I haven't seen a hacky sack in forever, dude. I used to be a pretty good hacky sack for being a sober person.
00:47:37
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Okay. Yeah. but Lazy before I come over, come over, before I come open to your freaking stream or come over. It did. They dubbed that girl's voice. Yeah. it was That was like an AI voice. I gotta go smoke weed. Let me just get up and give you a song. No shirt. No shoes. Nothing else. Just pants. here I'm funny. I'm a funny guy.
00:47:59
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right She's like, yeah, she did not like that for chicks say to me. Are you okay? No, I'm alone a lot. Sounds like a conversation that chicks talking to I'm I'm wearing just my pants, baby. Are you telling me this? I guess I'll see you in a bit.
00:48:29
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Yeah, he feels like an idiot. He's like, I was trying to be sexy bitch. Xanthios, it's a dude. Here's another thing and this is something I learned on the West Coast and I do it now too. When I use the word dude, I use it as a gender neutral word now. I do too. I always do. Yeah, I'll call anybody dude. Dude, dude. I do that when I call people kid. Yeah. Gender neutral has nothing to do with age.
00:48:53
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no
00:48:56
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love you too
00:48:59
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but does
Introduction to Queen of Prey
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sha on here
00:49:09
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Russell up some also buddy. Come on. Let's go yeah dr lee you got mother
00:49:23
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Dude, you never heard that. Have you ever worked in the fucking restaurant? It's not that, it's not that like I eat at fucking diners like that waffle waffle house or huddle house. Sometimes y'all like fucking dies like that. i Never once do you see anybody that works and it looked like that fucking Brown Swedish dude that comes up like, come on, dude, this rustle up some also. Yeah.
00:49:45
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the four hundred pound given a break that you've had anything for like ten years it's a night i like it's i don't really fashion like what the fuck are you wearing right now smash bery bro you don't know anything about smash bery just like smash movie oh here we go no what's with okay we can and this the day right now I'm just gonna pull up a video you can to find a video of a movie that came out last night, dude So many people take illegal videos. Yeah. Good luck. Actually, I might have Yo, yeah Yes, we ah we ah we Jeff and I are familiar with that website. That is why I don't use it anymore because it's slow and it's stupid. The new one I always what i'm talking about yeah mylexir that new one i found works great. It doesn't have anything to do with age, Jeff. I wasn't talking about that. but
00:50:35
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Have you seen this? No, when I say kids. People are losing their minds right now. I saw that like three times yesterday. Wait, really? it's like you might be Like I can't click on anything. I'll call a 50 year old man, kid. Can you see it? I just want to know what her voice sounds like.
00:50:51
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baby. Chill. It's probably a hoax or some hacker or something. You know what's going on, Jeff. In a curious way. Oh, they're talking about that video. It's kind of like the ring. When I click on it, I can't see the profile picture, comments, likes, nothing. It doesn't even show up on my feet. Yeah, it doesn't even show up on her feet. And she's always on that thing. The pig just put it down first. I thought this would be a great pig because it holds the whole TikTok thing recently. You can't watch this. I was like, ooh, this is perfect. Oh, that's her voice on one.
00:51:20
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I swear I'm going to shove this knife in your neck. Oh, man. She's rather fishy. Show it to us. I can't. I can't say. You all right? Show us on the doll where the video touched you.
00:51:40
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Put down the fork. the fork. For real? What are they about? Loosen up yours. I seriously can't talk about it, you guys. Yeah. All right. Is there something wrong? Yeah, you're all going. You're acting. Girl, what's wrong? You're acting. Dude. I need to get out. okay Look. Conversation doesn but it it doesn't, it's its it sounds forced. Out of all the actors in here, Gabe, the the main guy, the one that's got the chubby fucking dimple challenge shit, that he's the worst actor by far. Oh my God, he's so bad. He is horrible in this.
00:52:18
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like he it doesn't sound like he's it's like he's reading from the script what is wrong what is happening all right yeah exactly um yeah we're gonna sunny runny go thanks dude that sounds amazing i don't even know what it is but it sounds awesome neighbor restaurant and sunny and runny baby i don't know and know what that means but whatever runny egg, I'm assuming. That dude's face. play Can't play me? You can play me. You can't. I'm a video. Who am I? Who am I? I don't know what's going on now, you guys.
00:53:04
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Oh, he's here. Somebody get that shine that motherfucker Lasker. Jesus. It is already shaping up to be possibly an even bigger, more disturbing story. They have been investigating this and here's what we have so far. yeah Thanks, Julie. Now, imagine this. You're casually browsing the vast expanse of social media and suddenly out of thin air, a face of a beautiful woman appears on your screen. Beautiful, really? Just like andy And then what happened? Hold up. I had the leg sco yeah no tag, but it does show that there's a message to play. Well, out of curiosity, you go to play the message, but you can't. No matter how many times you try, you just can't play it. And you're not. mental How to keep a busy idiot. literally Millions of people across the world have also seen the exact same thing, including myself.
00:53:57
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Our normal news investigators have found out, however, that many, many thousands... Can we get a screenshot of that chick? ...of that video? I'm just saying. That'd be hilarious. It'll show it. It'll eventually... I was going to say, we can get a screenshot of it. What are you talking about? Jeff's a very handsome woman. Yes, I am. I got great boobs, too.
00:54:25
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Connor's boobs are better.
00:54:30
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We'll call him Schulze. Kurt Angle. Is that who that was? That looked like Kurt fucking Angle. Where's Glick? He's are in he's our resident wrestling identifier. He's probably like, yeah, that's Kurt Angle. That looked like Kurt Angle. She looks like she's a chap. Definitely on Facebook. Yeah. But it's all blurred. We're fine.
00:55:03
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What's up? What's up, baby? What's up? What's up, baby? What's up, baby? What's up, baby? What's up, baby? What's up, baby? What's up, baby?
00:55:09
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the forces of darkness are gathering
00:55:30
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This is a challenging step, a one you must face in order to receive the new signal. Drink the cooling. Final one. You will not be able to reveal these messages to the unchosen for your spirit. OK, so only the chosen few can actually watch the video. Even if you try, the truth will remain locked within you. How's that work on the algorithm?
00:56:00
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is iner that you take there like the bond system network but it sounds like the na of the choose chosen you can actually want to stay away from those the algorithm is purgatory and for they
00:56:18
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<unk> about to pan yeah It's weird that it just automatically turned off when somebody else was watching it. It did. Yeah.
00:56:33
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supernatural because i It's like it's sentient. night four yeah it's when the It's when the algorithm becomes sentient, it knows all our darkest deepest secrets and we're fucked. Well, let's be honest. back from mr trip last night yeah was I sucked and don't know. Don't worry about it, Mom. You know how you get it. It drives a single cab Silverado. Weirdo. Call me when you're back to that, okay? Sorry.
00:57:01
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fucking cat I know less Jesus really they should have named this movie the legally call it Facebook new job is winning this is between science i yield tears with your homema with her
00:57:26
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Fuck you! I'm very full of wiggles. You today for you have still watch the theological Voltron. Yes. Oh, she needs to watch her hair. Right? That's what that video is going to be telling her. Go take a shower.
00:57:58
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oh she did listened to me to that go clean aurdy yeah why be aware you clean your ab today So here's something weird. You see that hair dryer, she's using them. I saw it from a hotel. but No, I know it. So they see it.
00:58:19
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They're almost like the Dyson of fucking hair, hair dryers. Oh, are they really? They're compact in the way they're designed, they're efficient, and they don't damage your hair. I don't know why I went down that front. I don't spend a whole lot of money on hair dryers. Like when I buy one, I buy the first one I find. I don't care about it. It's still not gonna work. I don't use a heat gun.
00:58:42
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That'll damage your hands for sure Yeah, I've tried that once. Fucking balled for a month. I go by Jada now. God damn it. Fucking asshole.
00:59:04
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like am i awesome Be careful, Will Smith come over and smack me. is coming to a point for it is now ending Kurt Cobain called, he wants his haircut back.
00:59:22
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an imbalance
00:59:25
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this field of existence is collapsing and we must act now Wow. you She's got a tin foil hat. I guarantee it. Dude, that sounds like some freaking Ron L. Hubbard tin foil fucking drink the crack with this bullshit for sure. Yeah. Sign up now and get a free tin foil hat. It is. It does sound like it's trying to work a deal with Tom Cruise to bring over the Scientology sect. They think they're all scientists. Yeah, I have heard people say stupid shit like that.
01:00:03
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In a few days, iologies where a cataclysmic event will befall the earth. It steers you down the dead the Dan Masterson fucking trail. He was a Scientologist. I'm not surprised. You will feel a sickly, uncomfortable sensation around those who remain unchosen. Be sure to avoid low frequency food,
01:00:31
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music and atmospheres. And you should definitely stay with the nonsensical network. here Oh, yeah. Then we'll naturally dissipate. And we were a sin to watch suit and I'm happy about that. yeah Prepare now, Ali.
01:00:56
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She just said your name. How does that not freak you the fuck out? i don't know. Like, that that would be the one thing that I would do. How does this fucking thing know my name? What is it an AI? So she keeps watching. Oh, do the algorithm knows us, man. Okay,
01:01:14
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did you you like the movie last night
01:01:18
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okay so we're gonna take a break real quick, because we're about halfway through this movie. And then right before we restart it, Jeff, you will recap us where we are to this point. But first,
01:01:29
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Let's play a little bit of ah Kissing Lilith, um and their music song, Lipsticks and Gasoline. Nice. Yeah. Oh, hold on.
01:05:26
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She sticks her feet into me This woman
01:06:07
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i Welcome back. Kissing Lilith. You know what? Fixing gasoline. That was a pretty decent interview. I watched some of it. It's been a long time since I left something that heavy. I liked it. That was they were on Glick's House music last Tuesday. So yeah, go check them out. My profile pic is one of my Lilith tattoos. The Lilith legend has always been kind of interesting. But before we go down the Lilith,
01:06:38
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legendary legend of Lilith Black. Welcome back. um Jeff, so where are we? So in this is called a list. Yeah. And it I'm a little bit confused already because of the 1994 thing. Obviously, there was a killer in 94. I'm assuming Thor I call him.
01:07:06
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And now it's 2024 and there's a weird social media. I'm going to call it an AI because.
01:07:16
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I guess that that only the few can see and this scroll here can see it. The other ones see it but they cannot play the video if you correct. Correct. Now the very first scene that this movie opened up with will be explained later so that'll make sense later.
01:07:36
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understood. But the placement of it and how they did it's like why but so. Well, according to the movie, Bliss is a soda. Bliss is a soda. So, in the first movie scene, they showed a commercial for Bliss. It was, it was like orange soda. This is true. It's sort of like a compliance in Black Mirror but um If you guys look this movie up, like I said, the link is down at the bottom. It's on Clippist. If you go to IMDb and look this up, there's lots of movies called Bliss, so be careful. So, but yeah, Jeff is pretty much right. That's where we caught up. So we are, she, right now she's on the phone with Gabe. She was just watching the video and we will- And it said her name. It called her by name. That's why I'm calling it an AI.
01:08:29
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Okay, ignorance is bliss. And you know what? There is something to that, but I don't think it touches heavily on that per se. but Understood. I agree. I agree with the ignorance is bliss. um And ignorance is no excuse either. Just saying. It depends on the situation.
01:08:50
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When it comes to law, ignorance says is not bliss. it is's Unless you're a cop, then it's okay. Well, that's fine. Not a joke on you on the movie. This guy is the worst actor. No, my God. He's a hard pill to swallow, man. I want to punch him in the face.
01:09:14
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Just a good right hook. What's up? What's up, Al? Look, I'm sorry. China? I don't know. I'm just kind of freaked out. Like, I honestly, I didn't mean to scare you. He's got a really fat face. I don't know what to do. But he's a skinny-ass motherfucker, too, though. Yeah. I'm sorry. He wears all his weight in his face. But she's kind of like, she's freaked out because he's not on the same frequency. You cannot believe it. Fucking tin foil hat.
01:09:45
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Dude, someone is fucking with us. Look, it's going to be over in a few days. I think everybody's fucking you, buddy. I'm so sorry, Gabe. I do love you. I just can't be near you right now. Can't be near me? What are you talking about? That's some fucked up shit. Babe, I said I was sorry. You want me to do? You smell like garlic too much. I'm so sorry, Gabe. You need to shower, Gabe.
01:10:14
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You have shitty wardrobe and you look like the wish version of Kurt Cobain. What about voting? I don't know what they talk about voting. that yeah I know something's wrong where is i wonder where this was filmed at. I'm calling Texas. It does kind of have like a Southwestern South kind of. Well, that that skyline over there looks like Dallas.
01:10:47
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I don't remember the name of the building with a pointy top, but it it looks like a building in Dallas. The pointy building? Did she just throw her phone?
01:10:57
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Weirdo. I don't know. She's just like throwing shit out. And she looks at her shirt like, oh, well, no, I need to keep that on. It's like she's just trying to disappear. So she's just throwing out whatever's around her. It's a really weird scene. It comes down to the vibe. It comes down to the frequency as the thing was talking about, the video. OK.
01:11:17
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children She'll show and you're right when it one of the thing like Before I comment on this scene because this fucking scene made no goddamn sense The AI thing did say something say away from low-frequency food and music and bubble. What is low-frequency food though? Well, I I it comes down to a note, you know crap garbage food. That's only that no, but it like like it's it's a I'm trying to figure out how to put it, but like, for instance, in the Mormon religion, hundred hertz if you give, if your food gives off ah ah less than a hundred hertz, I get that three six nine good shit. toll say No, but like in the Mormon religion, they don't like, they, they, coffee's bad and caffeine is bad and you know, stuff like that. So I can see where that plays in. You know what I mean? That would be the, you know, that's, that's my assumption.
01:12:17
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By the way, I'm a terrible Mormon because I drink a lot of caffeine and I smoke like a chimney. A Mormon is weird. I'm technically Mormon. I call myself Mormon like. I was stationed in Utah right down the road from Salt Lake City for a while. I've i've had my fellow Mormons. But Mormons, the Mormon religion is definitely is is is the whole religion that I that I ran into that kind of made my mind up like yeah all this religious bullshit. Oh, yeah.
01:12:48
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ah Dude, the whole story about how Mormon religion came around, I was like, really?
01:12:57
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Oddly enough, not as many Catholic converters. Okay, did you see what just happened there? Like, she's hiding from some random stranger driving behind. Yeah. It's weird. Driving a German car.
01:13:12
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I didn't like at this point. I was like, I don't understand what she was hiding from well, I think it comes down to the well, no as the and I mildly understand it Because you know, she ran away from her boyfriend because he's not one of the chosen So I'm assuming the lady driving that black SUV Mercedes but uh is not one of the chosen as well so eventually my thought is that all these chosen drugs are bad and gay will end up together so that they will be harmonious and then they'll drink a Kool-Aid and go follow the god fucking like a 94 Chevy Cavalier wagon dude she's killing that like a fucking rebel man two liter just backing she's like I'm gonna ride this bitch to the wheels falling off
01:14:08
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you can't kill a cavalier man but guys a lot of chicks at high school drove them fucking thing one day like So this this scene is leading up to some important information it's fucking happening No, baby, no, it's not come here you look really cute right now We need to seriously think about this how fucked are we my mom hasn't picked up her phone all day Actually neither of my sister What's happening? They're the chosen you're not
01:14:41
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The app is racist. Maybe they knew. That's why the white guy and the green chick is also what? Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, they're nachos. Yeah, see? We're all good people, Gabe. We're still Catholic converters.
01:14:56
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and no Still, what did we do?
01:15:05
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That's comment of the night right there, buddy. I'm calling it. That gets a start.
01:15:13
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Hell yeah. What are we doing? Catholic converters, I dig it. Does that guy got a sticky name tag on, or is that part of his shirt? So did you see what happened? The Korean chicks, remember that she was dating a dude from Maybe maybe she. Yeah. and i'll stak I mean, there are millions of people who were chosen, right? Or a lot of room for error, right? That's not a mistake. Now they're starting to meticulously plan. This is not some high level hacker bullshit. It's intelligence. It's artificial intelligence.
01:15:59
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and we were left for whatever it is that's coming. It's the culmination of Rapture and Elon. It's the Rapture. It's the Rapture. And the Rapture uses social media, apparently. Have you have you repented? OK, we're back in 1994. You OK? Yeah, I'm good. I just.
01:16:24
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What? I just got a notification. I got to be my French. Yeah. Guys. Oh, shit. Guys, guys, guys. What happened?
01:16:38
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It's happening. Wow. It's a very slow thing. Yeah, the it is happening. The it has happened. but It happens. Ten to one, all the the chosen are wearing black dresses.
01:16:55
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and So far, we haven't seen a dude, because dude said his mom and his sister, but no dudes.
01:17:04
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Just saying. The rapture is sexist as well. It's sexist as well. It's beautiful. Too bad you ain't going to cheat in horror, apparently. I love eating that really.
01:17:20
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pours are good people too. I'm not saying that to you, you asshole. Maybe she's a whore with a great heart. See what he just did? Did he just kill somebody? No, it was an OD that he didn't help with. That's why they're not chosen. They're all done bad things. Yeah, that's what I thought. What did Gabe do?
01:17:51
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Gabe was the murderer. I called it. He was sitting there scrolling his phone. Wow, it is the fucking Rapture.
01:18:09
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And they're gone. Was it movie 43, the one with Hugh Jackman? Or, yeah, Hugh Jackman. Yes. With the ball chin. news i love that movie they The same people who did that one did a Kentucky Fried movie back in the day too. pretty i still haven't seen port turr ride movie it's been a while That's a good one. I need to watch it.
01:18:40
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Yeah, he's a bad guy too. I called it. I'll do his report. Wait, I'm gonna do the report. Yeah, no lawyer is is going out there.
01:18:51
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He killed somebody with his car. I called it. Well. That was an easy call. It fucking drove off. What a dick. So we know the people who are not getting chosen. Well, they're, uh. Yeah, it's like the rapture, like I said. Only the good survive. That's why it has that, like, that biblical feel to it. Mm-hmm. But yeah more. Yeah. Cheating whore, the two killers.
01:19:22
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Yeah, but more like Facebook, Twitter, Zuckery. I bet you're stockin' up. Like, it was COVID and you just ate a lot of water? That's what I do. Fuckin' water and toilet paper, baby. You're gonna live for two months on that shit. World's comin' and then you better be stocked up with water and toilet paper.
01:19:47
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Get your mask on.
01:19:56
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She looks pretty worried for a chosen. Well, I mean, OK. She's going to like this. You've realized why you're chosen and your friends aren't. Then you start to think like, oh, my God, these are my friends. What the fuck have they done? Right. You know what I mean? I didn't think of that. Yeah. I'm pretty sure none of us would be chosen.
01:20:22
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And even if you don't know what they've done, it's bad. You realize something done, something they've done was bad. And, you know, these were your friends. Yeah. These are, these are things like, I got a speeding ticket, so I wasn't chosen. They're all bad shit. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's kind of fuck up. That's kind of fuck up relationships, your, your feelings about people, your existential crisis.
01:20:45
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Yeah, I don't worry about shit like that. Fair. She's about to ascend. I do like these effects. It's pretty cool. That is pretty good.
01:21:07
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Nice dissolve. Sorry, that was baseball's reference. and
01:21:18
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that Almost what I almost wonder if it's like this a mess Damn dog, you didn't even apologize for spewing our face there man. Oh No, that's not what happened Oh He's getting attacked for the shit he did No, what he did zap it into him. No, she wasn't like a trance holding a seashell and he woke her up and she acted
01:21:50
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yeah It was an accident. So much for being chosen, huh, honey? ain't going nowhere, bitch. Yeah, but that's a technicality, let's be honest. Now is that blood too thin for you? I'm so sorry. It's like unhardened jello.
01:22:18
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Like when you mix jello before you put it in the fridge?
01:22:28
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Did he witness the murder or did he do it? Gabe, can you, can you tell us why you did it? Yeah. you No. answer my own question No. na away my fault Okay. Uh, he was nice to you. So then why did, why did you do this to him? I don't know. psychopath Something told me too.
01:22:54
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i ah I still don't understand. What do you mean something told you to? The same thing that I should breathe. To wake up in the morning. That. So. and was Somebody shoot this little kid. Yes. Well, was it a good feeling or a bad one? Feels like a pear.
01:23:31
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All right, Jeff. We've had it sell for a couple of years. I'm just saying. who All right. Before we get into the review, Jeff's review, we're not going to do a break just yet because only got one more break lined up. We still got another movie. Yeah. So before we play the break, I do want to. It's Sally Seashells. It's Sally Seashells.
01:23:55
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Yeah, right. It looks like red water. I'm just saying. Where is that overlay? Boom. Today's movie lingo, allegory. Jeff, you know what an allegory is? I'm trying to read it, but no. Oh, an allegory is essentially an extended metaphor. When a film suggests a correspondence or resemblance with a visible part of the film character event to an abstract meaning that exists outside of the film. For instance if for example, Dune is an allegory for colonial andraial imperialism under feudalistic rule. I see. Yeah. I started seeing the Dunes, so I don't know. You guys learn vocabulary words here too.
01:24:42
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I have a thing for you on that sort network teaches you things. Just ah words are hard, but we can also get over that hardness. Yeah. the same know we can't
01:24:56
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Well, it was the devil music in the games. I don't get that. OK, OK. All right, Jeff. Well, which and did you like the movie? I mean, this was right. I did. it It wasn't bad. It wasn't terrible. ah I'm not a big fan of religious overtones. I hate when movies try to make you think their way. You know, it's like, yeah you know, and good versus evil, and that's different. This was like, it it gave it a lot, like we said, it gave it a lot of heavy religious tones, like be good. um The acting of the the the dude,
01:25:40
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Oh my God, it was it was hard to watch. gavers of The chick gave it to like, like good God.
01:25:51
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But although it was a good film, the religious overtones killed it for me. The facts were pretty decent. um Not a lot was explained. Like what happened to these people, you know, what the the scene where she's throwing stuff out the window, I agree.
01:26:10
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I I think I understood it, but it was like it didn't get explained enough It doesn't like they didn't mention it enough where it was like the bad vibes so uh, but the really thing that killed it for me was the No, no, no, let's go and finish a review. I mean my rating my rating gives this a two Mainly because of the religious overtone it okay. I hate that shit Yeah. I, I, I know what you mean by religious overtone and I even made that, that comment. I don't think it was, I don't think it was specifically pushing any certain religious beliefs. Of course, I think showing think it was sort of like an idea. Yeah. It's definitely a metaphor. Absolutely. Definitely a metaphor for i use vocabulary today.
01:27:01
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yeah there
01:27:04
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Thumbs up. I learned something. I love it. You guys don't watch enough Canadian stuff. You're right. We don't, but io I wanted to make a comment about this. In a really young country, though. Dune is what Star Wars wishes it could be. Dude, if I could give you a high five through the screen right now, I really would. Dune is so much better than Star Wars. I need to actually watch it. Star Wars has a bunch of religious overtone. Oh, I know it does. But it's not like this was really in your face.
01:27:34
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like yeah i to almost beat the cross on the the a i' i think i think would I think it was kind of like taking the biblical idea of of but the rapture, which I think the rapture really isn't even in the Bible, but take that idea of the rapture and applying it to like ah AI algorithm, social media, yada, yada, yada. Because and the algorithms are social media, whenever time we log in, what we do, I mean, you sit there, I was having a conversation with somebody the other day about something, and I opened up my
01:28:09
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my phone went to YouTube, it was like, well, there's a short about that exact same fucking topic. yeah First thing, our cameras see us, like when we're surfing YouTube, it it it sees what we see and it it's part of that algorithm. well didn't So we can get away.
01:28:24
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and' been listening to this for years And so like this AI program or this alien technology or whatever it is, cause it is, it doesn't explain where it comes from, knows all this about us. And it's like, well, we're going to cleanse the world of all the bad people. So yeah. Yeah. Now the whole ending where it's like the boy sitting there at the kitchen table and he's like pretty much admitting that he's this, you know, he suffers from sight, uh, um, uh, psychopath. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, psychopathy. It's like,
01:28:56
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that doesn't tie into the theme of the movie whatsoever. I understand him killing as a kid is why he's not chosen. But the rest of that, it's like they're trying to set up for a whole nother movie at that point. Yeah, yeah. Like, it would have been fine if they would have done that at the beginning of the movie. But to end it like that, it was like, yeah, nobody cares about Gabe. He's a shit actor. ah Let's find out about the chick. Like,
01:29:21
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have heard the interview. Why did you kill him? Well, he scared the shit out of me. Like I said, I know this movie got some awards. I don't see it as the greatest thing. It wasn't bad. I liked the idea behind it. I saw what it was trying to do. It's no Schindler's list. No Schindler's list, not at all. That was the most award-winning movie we I could think of. All right. So we got, um,
01:29:49
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We got one more movie, Queen of Prey we're going to watch. I think it's like 10 minutes long. Then we'll go to a break after that. And then we'll have one more little bonus episode, which is about seven minutes long. All right. Well, before we go, we're going to give you a review, right? I am. Yes, I am. I'm enjoying your reviews prior to watching. I thought that would be a little bit a little bit new, something to do. Let me pause it real quick. So when I rapture, keep up them seats and collection trays full, right? pass option play So when I watched this movie, I watched this movie baked out of my fucking mind. I was i was parked parks in a big rock. I was there, I was in on a break. I was sitting there, ahead I had it up. I was like, oh, I got to pick out some movies for this coming week.
01:30:48
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and I'm watching this one and I watched like the first minute of it. I'm like, this is amazing. And I left a message, a voice message in our group Snapchat. I'm sitting there yelling, guys, Friday, we're going to watch a movie about a vampire milk sex scene. I'm like, yeah. And, uh,
01:31:11
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The actor, the guy who gets seduced by this vampire milf, I refer to her as a vampire milf because it opens up. I was like, is this like a fetish porn? What's going on? yeah If I'm going to get bitten by a vampire, I want it to be a chick.
01:31:27
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is ah and the value she found The guy who plays the main male main man role or whatever you would call it, he looks like the love child you guys seen. I'm sure everybody's familiar with Supernatural the show. He looks like a love child between Sam and Dean. It is nice or a Teemo version of Sam. So, and the funny thing is the actors name is.
01:31:53
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words
01:31:57
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So this movie, this is a vampire horror thriller. It came out in 2024. It's directed by Michael Conroy. It's written by Michael Conroy and it stars Sam Swishkirt. I can't pronounce his name, but he was an extra in 22 Jump Street. Just throw
Character Spotlight: The Milk Vampire
01:32:14
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that out there. Hi. Charlotte, Charlotte Wallace and Michelle Renee Allaire is the one who plays the vampire queen of prey. But like I said, I call her milk vampire and you will see why in a moment God needs money worst of all.
01:32:30
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Right. You know, what's funny is how people like, uh, their God is all powerful, but at the same time they can remove him from buildings. It's so weird. Oh, I was going to give you my, uh, my rating first. Yeah. Okay. This one I'm giving this one a four. Um, I liked it. I really did. It's just.
01:32:55
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Google, we'll just have to watch it. Okay. That's great praise. Let's go. Do it. Let's do this. Let's do it. All right. She sounds hot. That's usually what I do a lot.
01:33:14
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but
01:33:17
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Wow, he does. Holy shit.
01:33:23
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Hey. That guy's a douchebag. I'm calling it now.
01:33:28
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That jacket screams douchebag. OK, stop hugging me, free. Two playrooms downstairs, three. Is that Shannon Doherty wannabe? Four touching, no means no. OK, I think you guys come. Harry Sharon Doherty bought the outfit of hers. I'm fucking hot. I mean, what? Yeah, I'm not mad at it.
01:33:53
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Look at that guy. Looks like. Sam Winchester.
01:34:04
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you hear This jaw is chiseled, son. Jesus. I think the when we want, there's an actor in the relative general hospital and shit. shot Four on the floor. Yeah, luar she said shooter gotta shoot.
01:34:24
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what's up? Hi. So, this is like a swingers party where they meet up with other couples and you
Swingers Party Experience
01:34:31
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know what I mean? You know, is it weird I want to go to one? No, I I don't find that weird coming out of your mouth. I'm kind of into it. It's not dealing come on but the the only weird thing in that situation is anybody inviting you. I agree.
01:34:49
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here's the vampire mill bella like tattoo Here's the
01:34:56
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Oh, she's got some old last fingers. Pleasure. Not yet, but I will be. but fa by your girl Thumbs up. You got to keep her. and She like you said, get it, son! What's wrong with this? That support right there. I'm not He's not going to. You ain't even got to tell me twice, honey. Goes upstairs and changes.
01:35:27
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Well, she said he wouldn't get laid. Hey, no, he got a nice little sexy outfit on. Oh, he's got a real. This has a sex scene in it. Oh my God. Did I set this up for adult only? God, man.
01:35:42
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oh my god ah think it is did du He's got a little um with his hair up. but a hotel No, no, he's got a man bun.
01:35:55
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He's got a man, but but no but he had a real... um Oh, what's his name? Nice. My kind of bitch, she ain't fucking around, man. That's what I wanted. Give it to me, daddy. This is what I mean. Like, a couple of minutes in, it's like, am I about to watch a porn movie? What is going on? I'm not mad at you. What is this?
Vampire Scene Reactions
01:36:22
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Bite that motherfucker. this is This is like, she's a milk vampire. I wonder how old she is. I don't care. The glowing eyes has got me. I'm in. Take me, mommy. To everybody that's watching this in public with no head headsets in. Sorry. Why everybody stares at you while they think you're watching porn. You're welcome. Dude, that dude is a minute man.
01:36:53
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I don't know, man, she's a vampire. She goes really fast, you know. Yeah, but still. She's like, let me suck your blood. Right? I'm mad at it. I mean, she looks letter she looks like in her early 50s, but she's probably like early 200. Right. Hashtag worth it.
01:37:18
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He comes back down, and he's got- Ooh, the girlfriend's taken out with a douche. Mm-hmm. And he gets upset about it. Worst party ever.
01:37:40
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I just wanted an excuse to make out with that douche. What'd you think, Sam Dean? as Sam Dean. And his ah his lady, Franny Bell. You know what? You can eat crackers in bed, baby. Don't worry about it. Tooth and badge. What move was it? Wasn't that a. yeah You had to go to Megan Fox. I love it. That that put my sorrow with that idea. What's that? Maybe something. Jennifer's body. Yeah. The present.
01:38:18
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from the woman you were worth last night told me to say hi Nice. Shut the fuck up. You were making out with a douche. Yeah. Well, the thing is, like, Timo Sam is the one that's all jealous and pissed
01:38:44
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Doesn't know his own strength. I guess not. You the red glowing eyes kind of doing it for me. It seems more like an extended trailer than a movie, right? Yeah.
01:39:06
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Grab yourself up for another lucky. In other words, wear it for your lady, lady friend. Yeah. Dude, I would have put that fucking suit on. Fucking touch me. Ooh, whore. Don't touch me, you fucking whore! Yeah! Fucking make it out of that douche. But, like, no, but she was having sex with the fucking vampire milf, so I mean. Yeah. Fuck that dude. Yeah. Like an asshole. You don't take your woman. I don't know why he isn't talking to Faith. Like, who does that? Come on.
01:39:45
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You gonna stick a remote control up your butt too? Cuz your mom took your away your fucking goddamn video game console, remember that video? I don't think we have the same hour in the bunny. Your videos sound really interesting though. You don't remember that old meme, that old fucking viral video, the kid get thrown a temper tantrum? Oh yeah, he broke the TV and shit. Yeah.
01:40:17
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Okay, as hot as the vampire mauve is, I kind of like which person is Sharon Ortee over there. He got mad at that. She just looked like an older Sharon Ortee dick. Yeah. You know, that's a vampire in this. Free Death. Dude, like, is he getting a handy? Hashtag worth it.
01:40:39
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I'm not mad at it. Would you let a vampire suck your dick, Jeff? Abs so fucking lutely, I bet it's like a fucking hoover. You know, there's more life in semen than there is in blood, so why don't vampire or something? Was it good? Let's get the bleeds.
01:41:12
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Dude, I'm not mad at it.
01:41:18
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Things even Sam dude I So got I don't know they got dozens of then videos I subbed I don't know who you're talking about you talking about clippest Anyway, go quick well, okay, so I don't understand. The only thing I can think of is that he's, you know, under the vampiruses spell, which is why he's, he's mean to wish serendority. And I'm kind of mad at Sam and Dean for that. Cause she was actually kind of cute. yeah right She was very cute. ah However, I would not have kicked the vampiruses out of bed because she looks like she can get it. I obviously know what she was doing.
01:42:19
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So I called her a milk vampire because I got to go with you on this one, buddy. I'm going four stars. I thought it was good. You know, it could have been a little bit longer. And I agree with you with the way you said it was like, it couldn't, it was like a really long trailer. Like if this movie would have been like a good 30, 40 minutes, it would have been fucking fabulous.
01:42:44
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think there's definitely a, I think if they took that it's so okay. Have you seen that Tom Cruise movie? Vanilla? Is it vanilla sky? Yes. That's horrible shit. Why shut or some shit like that? Well, those are both Tom Cruise movies. But yes. Yeah. I think it's eyes wide shut. It's the sex one, the sex. i just see the whatnot Yeah. It's one of the very. illumin audience Yeah.
01:43:08
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. If they took a premise like that and mixed it with like the queen of prey, like, dude, I think they'd actually- They're not fucking in.
Cult Classic Mix Ideas
01:43:16
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But maybe said- Yeah, but it also gave it a little bit of an interview. It also gave it a little interview of a vampire bite. That's, yeah, exactly. Yeah. I get it. So yeah, with giving it,
01:43:31
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with giving it the Victorian vibe, like you were talking about, if you could throw that in there, little, you know, mix those three movies together, this movie and Eyes Wide Shut and and Interview the Vampire, you got a fucking hit, like cult classic kind of hit. Yeah, no, yeah, I think so. The only thing I i wish I would have saw more of it would would would be fangs. Like I want to see the fangs on on the vampire, you know,
01:44:02
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maybe not the your typical fangs like your true blood style fangs it's just kind of got you i would have been in i would have been totally and i like the glowing eyes too i was like yeah that bitch can get it anytime I really, I actually really dug the idea of like an older temptress vampire, you know, kind of, she's not really young. Yeah, definitely Cougar. Yes, Cougar. Definitely dig that. Well, you know what they say, older women make beautiful lovers. Click no say. Cougar. All right, we're going to roll in. One last break with some jewels in the house and we'll come back and we will watch a bonus episode.
01:44:44
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And then I will, I will tell you guys something else. I've, I've watched recently and it's an interesting movie that I want to share with people. so And there will be spoiler alerts. So get ready for that. And again, Jules in the how and our, yes, grow, grow it up in waters. This is Jules in the how it is a long, God damn it. What's the name of that song along the archway? No.
01:45:13
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It's a rewind. Along with Watchtower? That's the one. Jules and the hell, along with Watchtower. Jimi Hendrix!
01:49:08
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So he's like, I'm about to play some in a jail and kick some ass. Welcome back. That was Jules in the howl along the watchtower. All right. That girl can sing boy. xphis That is a very great cover. I 100% agree. Great song.
01:49:28
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Jeff, welcome for the bonus episode. I am so ready. I know what it is, but the audience doesn't. Was it last week we watched Hangover Food? I think so. Yeah, it was last week. Hangover Food. If you guys, okay, so Hangover Food, the the guys who did that made a a first season of Hangover Food.
01:49:57
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the vampire influencer. So, a little bit more vampire tonight. These guys are **** hilarious. So, and we're going to play. I'm just saying. Yes. We're going to play episode one and next week we'll play episode two and so forth and so forth and there's five. I have a series to find out.
01:50:16
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They're all about seven, five minutes on the very short. This first one, the first two minutes is a recap of last week's episode, which was kind of something they did like way before they decided to go ahead and do a series because it was popular. It was funny. So it's genius. Yes. I want i like answer i just want to put out real quick. Some of these people do these movies off of Kickstarter. So you're cruising through Clifmas. You find content that you like and you want to go Don't eat money to him go for it man. These guys are off the chain so enough of of the the anticipation in the ah and In the edging. Let's go ahead and get this edging igie oh Shoot I forgot you download it. I forgot to download I'm fucking with you. I'm fucking with you. I was gonna say dude. What the fuck I
01:51:13
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Alright, some time ago. oof nice jacket hey guys my name's bruce No, I would totally wear the fucking jacket.
01:51:23
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so it was the morning after a big night out lee was dead to the world jesus what happened to you last night I don't know. I can't remember anything. I blacked out. Fuck your girl, bro. The plan was being productive and trying to set up a double date with the girl I've been talking to. She wasn't quite drinking tonight. She was bringing a friend. I'm not going. No way. Come on, please, man. Come on, Frankie. It is. Ah, yes. The cure to any hangover. Lee was being difficult. Are you serious? Are you not going to drink this?
01:51:52
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ah fuck So, while Lee was cooling off, I ordered the pizza, go back to check on him, and he looked like... Fuckin' hell! ...that. I think I'm actually bad at it. He was just being a drama queen. Nothing a couple of ibuprofen wouldn't fix. But he still wouldn't come out. thank gi I think he lied though! So, I begged him. I pulled up a photo to jog his memory. I'm pretty sure they are. Please, come on man, I need this. And he told me... I slept with her last night. Yeah, you did. I was not happy.
01:52:18
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Fuck, I don't fucking believe this. This is the highest form of betrayal. So I need to hear you shout blue sleep. Tell me a figure. Or I'm not forgiving you. Roommates don't swap chicks occasionally. What's he into? It's our fucking names. Just It's not your roommates. Say it by the bell. Fuck. Or the door, rather. She's fooling. You're right. I've never had a guy roommate.
01:52:43
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Hey. Oh. Gosh, that whole that whole pizza delivery fucking scene. Oh, my God. That's right. This means you don't want your. Garlic bread. And we are, folks, the garlic. He was just slowly turning into a vampire. And now he can't go outside or eat garlic bread, which is the real tragedy of the story. Fucking love garlic bread. Would you stop it? And it burns. It burns.
01:53:14
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Oh, the present day. What a dick. Is that a Roku device? Oh, it's a streamer device. I have no idea. No, it's a streamer. Wow, he's got shit haircut. Hey, he's a vampire. He can do whatever the fuck he wants. He's got hair like me, though. Got a giant widow's beak like I do. Brace!
01:53:44
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He's banging the vampire. Leave him alone. Bruce! What? What? He was! He was rubbing his mouth! He was brushing his teeth, man. He's got his toothbrushes. Yeah. Yeah, it's a vibrato one, probably, isn't it? Come on, Bruce!
01:54:06
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but I think I dressed quick. Don't scream like that. This is a fire.
Becoming a Vampire Influencer
01:54:09
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Enough. Go out that window and I'll be a fire. All right? Come on. Look at this. What's this? What are you doing? Right. You know how they're like they're going to start a podcast. Yes. Well, I'm going to be the world's first vampire influencer. I'm going to bed. No, no, no, no, no, no. Honestly, that's what I said. And welcome to the vampire diaries.
01:54:38
Speaker
say A lot of messages wishing for some undead content. Well, here I am. Check out the blood sucking. Come on, man, this is going to be great. I don't want to, you know, some trolls going to pop up what it's been like by that motherfucker. Oh, dude.
01:55:01
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I like, I've already watched all five episodes. We never do anything together. I'll do anything for you. Like I'll, I'll, I'll polish your fucking shoes. I'll wash your walls. I'll do the dishes for a week. My doorknob. ah A lot of dishes a month. Yeah. A vampire that doesn't know how to seduce their prey. What the fuck? Are you fucking wise? A you made last week.
01:55:30
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a mess for no pain pain fuck you bruce right no i like You know for a vampire I'll do the dishes for a month a month good July please July longest month. It's the longest What an asshole. Hey everybody, I brought my main man Bruce along and he's been with me from this fucking start. All right? So, Bruce, what's the best thing about living with a vampire? Oh, it's probably all the blood and screaming sheep. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's a sheep. I don't want them to know I eat sheep. Why? Because they'll probably think that. Fuck them as well.
01:56:20
Speaker
Why would they think that? Because, you know, eating sheep isn't exactly normal. Neither is fucking normal. Can you just say something cool? Why? Why do you have to be cool? Just be honest. The people don't want honesty. Who are the people? No, this is mental. I'm going. No, come on. This is mental. I'm fucking lonely. Fuck you. What? I'm so fucking lonely, man. Honestly, I don't know what to do when you and everyone else is fucking sleeping. I'm here doing nothing.
01:56:49
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Dude, I would watch binge watch everything. So he can't sleep? I haven't seen his son in months. No, like when everybody else is asleep, you know, he's up at night. He has to hang out with. He's lonely. Find another vampire. Where's I bet you buck? Why doesn't he like go out and make some friends? Like go find a couple ladies of the night, turn them into vampires, have some chicks to hang out with. I mean,
01:57:16
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That's the dream! Duh! Alright, I just wanted to do something to entertain people and make something fun and I fucking want to use this curse! It's a fucking curse! At least it's not a dick, I want to go out and kill people. No, he's like... she Yeah, he's like, I just want to hang out. Dude, you're a vampire.
01:57:39
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That's so cool. Man, you don't need to do any of these fancy tricks or prove yourself to anyone. Just be yourself. Episode three. Oh, phone will be that way.
01:57:51
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Dude, if I found out it was vampire, I'd totally go full on goofy Halloween Dracula. Just for fun. Like cheap team. Now I'm ready to go. What are you, with vampire? What are you really talking about? I'm a vampire.
01:58:09
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Yeah. Food. Chomping on food. Food. Yeah. You went back to food. Yeah, yeah, no, be dude, I've got, yeah, Lee, no, I've got, so I've got an ace idea. Okay, hold on. We need to go get some shit together. Yeah, yeah. But Bruce, I can't taste. Yeah, no, exactly. Yeah. So let's, let's make up a preacher. and I think, I know what you're talking about. I think I tried one. Is that about the preacher that's actually like a vampire or a demon or some shit? I don't think I've seen that.
01:58:37
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I think that's the show. I think I started to watch it and I got distracted and I watched like one or two episodes. And I know there's times like you had asked me earlier about how many shows I watched at once and usually one, if I start one and I get distracted by life, like I'll put shows down for months and like, okay, let's go back to watching something and I'll pick something else. But yeah, I think I started watching a video of you like eating and drinking like a bunch of mad shit.
01:59:06
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Oh, like ill alcohol challenges. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You'll smash it. Fuck yeah, baby. Let's do this. Yeah, go do it. So he can go outside. He just can't do it.
01:59:32
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ah well he our hamper he can't go out He can't go out in the in the daytime. Dude, I don't see the problem. Like, there are places that are open all night, like Denny's. I'm just saying. So, that was episode one. That was episode one.
01:59:54
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Okay, so... I wasn't, I wasn't gonna, I wasn't gonna review these. They're just pure energy. Yeah, I I wish it was a little bit longer. I wish I could see more. Because I am curious about how they get about it. If any, okay, you can, again, links down in the comment. I can't remember if I'll link that one or not. I might have, but you can go to Clippist and you can either watch all five episodes at once in a 28 minute truck or you can ring him up and watch them each by episode. they have either So I figured we'd just do it one episode a week. Give me something to look forward to. I mean, dude, I can watch them over and over. there These two guys are fucking hilarious. They're just, they're just funny. So, um, I think the only thing... now You said you had one more thing you wanted to talk about.
02:00:49
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to like, you know, start each episode with like a little rant or discussion, you know, kind of entertainment wise. And then, you know, I don't always want to like, but I i want to leave, leave on a, on a positive note. And so that's why I'm going to, you know, last week, I think I talked about recommended secret level.
Recommendation: The Death of Dick Long
02:01:09
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There's a movie I watched the other night on Prime. Excuse me, guys. Um called The Death of Dick Long. It is a drama suspense movie. Have you seen it? No. Okay. So, I forgot the actors. They're not like big actors like they might be in some other other things but it wasn't like a you said the death of Dick Long.
02:01:34
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the death of Dick Long. That's what that's what she said. Yeah. So this is going to be a spoiler. um I think it's I think it's been out for a couple years. um Or could have came out last year. You looking it up? Yeah. Okay. So um it's about three friends. Of course, they've been friends for a very long time. They are also they're in a band. They have a cover band called Pink Freud.
02:02:04
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Uh, they pay, you know, pink Floyd covers. Okay. So one night they meet together and this is how the movie opens up and and one of them's like, well, you know, they're done practicing. It's like a Friday night or some shit like that. It's like, well, guys who wants to get weird. So they start fucking.
02:02:24
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smoking weed, fucking doing cokes, setting off fucking firecrackers out of the field. It's like Southern fucking, I think this is down in Arkansas or Alabama or some shit like that. Okay. So it's that rural fucking redneck fucking good old boys got to have fun out in the field kind of feel to it. um And then they go into the bar and kind of like at the end of the night with the last cooler beer and then It cuts to one of their, they're, they're trying to take their friend to the emergency room, but not let anybody know that they're doing it and their friend ends up dying. but Like dropping him off. Yeah, they dropped him off. They ended, it he ended up dying before, you know, he even got to the.
02:03:06
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I think before they got to the ER. Anyway, long story short, the whole movie is about um them trying to hide the fact that they accidentally killed their their friend because they don't want to divulge why they why his friend died, but it's not pretty.
02:03:23
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um
02:03:26
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He's killed by a horse is all I'm going to say. Okay. So it's ah it's ah it's it's a recommended movie. it's It's dark. It's a very dark movie. Check that out. Yeah, it's on Prime. It's It's a pretty crazy movie. um you'll get to the end and you might feel a little disgusted watching it. It's pretty, yeah, yeah, so. um It's about the struggles of of of Southern Americans. I'm gonna put it like that, not really. What's weird about what? But have but yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm looking at the gas, you're right. The only one I recognize is Sarah Baker.
02:04:16
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up from the cast she is known for she she played the wife of Zach Gandolfinas in the campaign yeah Galifianakis sorry she's the only one I recognize yeah it's a like I said it's a drama it's a suspense drama it's not really it's not horrible crime it's very dark comedy. It's like Gallo, right? Gallo's comedy. Yeah, it's very dark comedy. Yeah. Anyway, I recommend watching it. If you don't like it, definitely leave the emails down in the description. You can send me an email and cuss me out for ah recommending after you have to take a shower after watching it. So on that note, I have to watch it. jesus ah yeah My interest peaked. I'm like, fun please, said it's bad.
02:05:10
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I mean, that's not really a high bar. no no If I say it's bad, that's a fucking high bar. I didn't say it was a bad movie. It's a good movie. You just might want to take a shot. Bad as in, yeah, that. Bad as in like, I need to shower afterwards. I like that kind of movie. That's my thing. Well, that brings another episode of Nonsense and Chill to a wrap. Jeff, any last words?
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