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Nonsense and Chill - 3X SCI-FI FRIDAY
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This Friday, Jeff and Blaze will be watching, LIVE, three short sci-fi films. Starting with "The Visitor," "What If," and a Purdue made movie, "Boilers to Mars." Hope you enjoy! Thanks for joining us! Please LIKE, SHARE and SUBSCRIBE. Don’t forget you can join our discord, Nonsense and Chill Movie Club and watch the movie with us.
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Introduction and Missed Episodes
00:01:27
Speaker
Dude, hit the button! Oh, yes, but before we do hit that button. I want to say happy fucking New Year's, Jeff. This is the first nonsense and chill episode of the year. Yes, officially because I bitched out last week and I was sick as a dog. Yeah, but that's not really bitching out. You're sick, dude. What are you going to do? You got a new shovel, boys? What the fuck?
00:01:56
Speaker
look I wanted to. It was weird not doing a show last Friday. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, we've gotten to the point where my schedule kind of goes around podcasting. So I get it. Not having a show to do on certain like the past two. Well, with the exception of the last Wednesday, the two Wednesdays before that, I was like, what the fuck am I going to do? It's Wednesday. Oh, yeah, it's Christmas. It's me.
Creative Commons Sci-Fi Films Introduction
00:02:24
Speaker
This this year, I'm I'm We're bringing you more short films, fan-made films, just short films in general, usually creative comments for no copyright. So tonight is gonna be more, they're all sci-fi movies. We got The Visitor, we got What If, and Boiler's Tomorrow, Mars Tomorrows. Words are hard, right?
00:02:54
Speaker
um That actually brings up an interesting question.
Debate: Traveling to Mars?
00:02:57
Speaker
If you had a chance to go to Mars, would you go? No. I don't see why. That's not an opportunity, buddy. I'm in. I mean, maybe if I was born in an era where it was already- Apocalyptic. Colonized and- Oh yeah, agreed. Yeah, but not right now. I mean, I'm not built for- It would be really hard to do a podcast for Mars. I'm just saying.
00:03:25
Speaker
It would. Guys, I'll be back in 25 years. I'm going to go to Mars. And that's the thing about space travel. Yeah.
Short Film 'Visitor': Analysis
00:03:36
Speaker
So I'm going to go ahead and start gearing up the first movie. It's called Visitor. Wow, that was quick. Yeah, it just pops her right up on the screen, right away. All over your face. All over your face. Yeah.
00:03:52
Speaker
So, um, so these three movies, like I said, they're all sci-fi, they're all short films, about 10 minutes or less each one. We're going to watch each one, break it down while we watch it. If the Jeff, um, I didn't watch all these all the way through the first two. I haven't watched them at all. So we might be roasting these more than congratulate. So. Understood. I'm ready. Yeah.
00:04:19
Speaker
Alright, the first one. I don't have much info. I don't have much info on these. These are all found on YouTube. Uh they're all like I said, under creative comments. So, they're free to watch. Yeah, that's why we're not doing the discord tonight which is kind of nice. Yeah. You need to go one over. hey So, you're at the cabin. So, this first one. one me I would have liked to talk before you left on your vacation This first one is a gentleman trying to get away from the hum drums of modern corporate work, I guess. I mean, I'm mad at him. This isn't a vacation. Oh, like going back to nature? I like it. I need to be alone. Clear my head. It's a lot. It's a process, you know? Is this something I did? Diego, this isn't about you.
00:05:16
Speaker
Yes, very much. Get out of the city and figure out what's next in my illustrious career. No, he's not that old. It's an iPhone and he's got zero signal. It won't be gone long. Yeah, this came out isn't last year's thing. Oh, OK. Yeah, that's a beautiful scenery there. I mean, yes. OK, that's creepy. Get going. All right. Love you. Call me to watch it. Yeah, let me see.
00:05:45
Speaker
Yeah, so he's definitely out in the woods somewhere. It looks like the P&W, I think, in Colorado or something like that. I thought it was closer to Oregon, but okay. Well, Oregon is P and&W. Oh, well, I'm fucking fine. Pacific Northwest, baby. I've never been to Oregon. If you ever get a chance, um I recommend it. It's nice. I don't know. Okay, there's just some guy there.
00:06:10
Speaker
It's random dude. Just poof out of nowhere. So much for getting away from everybody. You failed right away. Hi, neighbor. You got any share there? Look, what do you do in that situation, honestly? Do you do you confront them? You wave and walk the other way. I'm like, stop. Start any weed.
00:06:40
Speaker
You know what, that's probably something I would ask, but hey, since you're here. Yeah, right. You got a little bit of that green green. Right. I do like where they film this. Yeah, it's very picturesque. Look, tough work. Throw rocks. Yeah, there you go. Throw rocks at him. Genius. Get out of my lawn! I'm that guy. I'm 100% that guy. Throw rocks at him. Get the fuck out of here. What are you doing?
00:07:10
Speaker
throw rocks, ask questions after. Yeah.
00:07:17
Speaker
I like the members only jacket, I gotta say. Yeah, this dude screams mayo pack. Yeah. So I don't know, I didn't know if you caught this and I don't know if it's of any significance, in but the main character here if you if you notice he was talking to his his boyfriend or us not sure one of the two right yeah I caught that because I did say I love you and and and the one guy was like something I did like yeah they were yeah so of course yeah he needs he needs to get away from it his significant others like is this something I did why you leave it blah blah blah next time I guess
00:08:05
Speaker
You know, that cabin? Look, you ever seen the Johnny Depp movie? Something window, cabin window or something? That fucked up weird I think I know what you're talking about. It looks like it was filmed at the same cabin. I see that. Thank you. I'll turn them off. I'm Val.
00:08:26
Speaker
Where did you get that jacket? This this guy's got a modern car. You lift your headlights up, man. They automatically go. They automatically shut off. Yeah, it doesn't work. I walk off my porch. Who are you? Get away from my car before I use it to run you over at this creepy. What's what's so what's what's the guy? Terry Sean Perez Hilton looking goofy. Oh, Timo Timo. Fucking Perez Perez Hilton. Yes.
00:08:56
Speaker
but I haven't heard that name in a while. I saw you hiding in the woods. Yeah, yeah I thought about that. I don't know. That dude was hiding. The dude that just said that was hiding. I was
Speculations on The 'Visitor'
00:09:11
Speaker
hiding. You were hiding. The guy that comes out of nowhere, you're hiding. What do you what? That's not there. I'm pretty sure of this. Are you sure you want to stay out here alone?
00:09:24
Speaker
pretty sure he's not so trying to be in lot I'm pretty sure this guy, the main character, is not a fighter. You have a good night, James. He's very scared. How do you know my name? Wait, I didn't tell you my name.
00:09:44
Speaker
not that Oh, did they use me? that Okay, sour it's yeah so so for the next few moments there's this ringing and there's also you can tell that the camera is Slightly out of focus slightly out of focus and the lighting is a little bit different. It gets to like generate some form of Confusion on his part. Well, not only that being that the lights just went out. It sounds like an EMP went off You think
00:10:24
Speaker
Well, that's why his lights on, because if his lights on his car don't automatically shut off like they imply, now that they're off, because they as soon as the beeping started, the lights went out. So I'm pretty sure his car doesn't work now. So he can't get away. I don't know. You would think there would be some kind of flash in the sky from an EMP bomb or some shit. I don't know.
00:10:49
Speaker
I don't know cuz EMP is just electromagnetic balls but but he has this ring in his ears and he's like let me go down and play with a stick in the water that'll figure shit out yeah that that fixes everything there's a birdie stick there's a knot hole in these woods but look pretty nine for three days that
00:11:15
Speaker
He's see that red wood. She's looking pretty nice. She's looking pretty sexy. See, I think it's supposed to be a UFO. I think that gentleman is quote unquote the visitor. Well, obviously, it's the visitor, but it wouldn't you say so you're saying the visitor is an alien? Yeah. Okay. Okay, it's obviously not EMP because there's still a light on in the cabin.
00:11:45
Speaker
Maybe not. I don't know. The door was open. The lighting in this movie is kind of weird. Yeah. Not a big fan. He's in the house. That's okay. So if you hear somebody in the house, why go upstairs? No, why lock, why lock everybody inside? If you're stuck in there with somebody, I believe so. Obviously the EMP is out because the lights just turned on.
00:12:16
Speaker
Okay, so I don't think there was an EMP at all. Yeah. I think it was just a coincidence the lights turned off on the truck. I think, I think it was just some alien ship going over. I don't know. I think he's all confused. Obviously. I would not have a problem. I'd have been like, yeah.
00:12:41
Speaker
we about a gay du gig yeah probe ah yeah I mean at this point it that would make this movie a lot better he just pushes back into the inner probe that's the difference at least for some sort of um I don't know comedic relief right I don't know if this guy's like trying to write a book write memoirs yeah well that's why I assumed I was like is this guy a writer is he hey He's remembering here. Oh, no, he's calling. Oh, is he calling from a landline or is that the same? Oh, that's the same cell phone. It's just it's pretty weird. It's actually not on. I just had some. Yeah, but when I answer my phone, my screen lights up. I don't know how it works. Does that say Tilly Luke Evans? That's what I thought.
00:13:38
Speaker
What is it? What is Tilly Lou Cabins? I wonder if I Google that real quick. I'm going to say C. See if that's a real place. Well, going to a random cabin by yourself and not telling your boyfriend is pretty strange behavior, huh? Good answer question. He is the boyfriend. Yeah. I I would not have a problem. Well, wow, that's creepy. It looks like a tin man outside the window. out on the the
00:14:12
Speaker
oh man Dude looks like he was wearing a suit of armor outside the window. an alien the music very quick Why don't you have a shotgun? Remember the movie Signs with me with Mel Gibson? Yes, excellent movie. Like that movie, terrible way it looks like this movie is trying to kind of do what it did.
00:14:34
Speaker
kind of like portray the whole alien thing as a big mystery for the majority of the film then at the end almost like oh look it's a right throw some water on it that worked in science they couldn't they couldn't even made it make it holy water yeah
00:15:07
Speaker
And... You. I don't know, man. Just a bunch of li- Oh, there he is. There's an alien. areas you know E.T. phone home. I'm just waiting for the alien to lean in close and go, you got it for tomorrow? Man, I- Oh.
00:15:24
Speaker
i heard I heard from Rick over on Mars that you were the plug for Earth, and you got some of the best fucking cosmic weed, dawg. So yeah, dude's gone. You have one unheard message. Yeah. Hey, James. I didn't hear back from you last night. I'm guessing you don't have cell service up there.
00:15:49
Speaker
I was hoping to surprise can't both like you um
00:16:12
Speaker
So, but did you hear
Critique on 'Visitor' and Broader Issues
00:16:13
Speaker
the end? His boyfriend's like, surprise, I'm coming up to see you. Yeah, I think that's a prize. All right. Because as we say on the nonsense on network, it's not great that we all surprise. Oh, man. That was the way. So would you think. OK, and I honest opinion, I think the concept is good. um The ringing thing. Of the of the the sound.
00:16:43
Speaker
only slightly annoying. Luckily it doesn't last very long. I don't understand what the stick in the river thing, like not my first instinct if I hear a ringing. Made no sense to me at all. I'm gonna go play the stick in the river. Like I'm a kid. I don't know. That was my only thought that he's, he's maybe the stick was broken or out of place. That's why he picked it up, but it was covered in moss. So I don't think that's it. Um,
00:17:14
Speaker
but yeah, I agree. It does kind of give that signs vibe. So I'm going to give it, and I need to scroll over here out of five. I'm going to give it, you know what? I'll be generous. I'm going to give it a three. Oh, wow. You're being way too nice. I think you're being way. I'm only, I'm only assuming that the movie is going to get worse. Well, that was the whole movie. However,
00:17:44
Speaker
I think, that if like granted, I get it, it's a small budget. We did this over a weekend. um But if it was adapted, let's say Hollywood calls these guys and be like, hey, we want to make this, it's going to be a better movie. It's going to get longer and it's going to get, more will get explained. I do love the creepy vibe and i I hate creepy movies with the guy just standing there. That gets me going. So that's why it's getting the three, because the creepy factors freaks the fucking shit out.
00:18:14
Speaker
sometimes just kind of come across the cool dick dude. Oh, stick dude. Same difference. I mean, let's be honest, we're guys and we're walking in the woods. We find a cool stick. We're going to take the stick. I think the premise of some dude having to get away from it all, going to a cabin in the woods to write or whatever, whatever his, his career is like, I get that. It's like a, a trope that's been done. Right.
00:18:40
Speaker
I don't, I think of course the lights and the high pitch noise is supposed to give the audience the same sort of um feeling of anxiety and stuff that the character is feeling. But I don't think it hit home. I thought it was more annoying than and like greeting leading or lending anything to the movie. It was just annoying. It would have been better if it would have worked like a flash bang kind of thing. you but even though Even though it was,
00:19:11
Speaker
quick. It just it was too much. I'm going to give this a one and a half. Oh, wow. Yeah, like I wasn't that impressed. I do like the fact I guess it did set it up for a sequel if anybody wants to watch the sequel if it does ever come out. I want to see the dude waking up on Douglas patient. I'm interested. True. I mean, I did. I mean, I like the idea of like proof he's gone. You know, it's a big mystery. Yeah. But Ah, maybe 20, maybe another 10 minutes of the movie could have been, you know, the alien saying something would have been you brought up. You brought up. Yes. And boobies, if they had more boobies, boobies are always a plus. They're keeping the block. I like sticks and rocks. You know what? I think that's the whole plot of the movie. They do like sticks and rocks and water. Oh, let's be honest. It didn't cost anything.
00:20:06
Speaker
No, you brought up Hollywood. and I want to I want to use that to segue to some real quick. Sure. I know. I ran rave against Hollywood movies, because I think a lot of Hollywood has lost all creation, creative freaking genius. Yeah. Yeah. oh But I do want to give a I hope everybody is safe and all that good shit when it comes to the fire. Holy shit, dude. I know. I've been watching that stuff on TikTok. I'm kind of blowing my blow my mind steve gutenberg shout out steve gutenberg helping people
00:20:38
Speaker
Yeah, so I do. I do want to give a **** out a **** out a shout out to everybody going through that. I don't know what to say. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's definitely a tragedy but I don't know any inspiring words to say.
00:20:54
Speaker
um Watch your six. I guess it's the best thing I got. well CEOs better start watching the back a lot of a lot of CEOs or a lot of insurance companies are already canceling and fire insurance in California just saying Are you saying insurance companies haven't haven't learned a lesson I'm saying exactly that they were canceling while people's houses were burning so Yeah Well, well fuck
Second Film 'What If': Introduction
00:21:27
Speaker
them. So what's the next movie you got for us? I'm curious
00:21:30
Speaker
The next one is a is another sci-fi I it's supposed to be a sci-fi I didn't watch it all the way through little bits and parts I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch all the way through for the first time here So we will see but it is called What if already? No, no, it's not Marvel but I see I see I see what you mean see which
00:22:02
Speaker
All right, government official ten and a half minutes. Well, what's it? These are really short hill government officials The views expression expressed What you gonna do to me I'm in Mexico I'm just saying is this true?
00:22:30
Speaker
This is true. I can say whatever I want. They can't do shit.
00:22:46
Speaker
this supposed to be him younger? Yeah, I was going to say it's a little loud. Yes. So he's... Guy's having a flashback from... He was in the Air Force.
00:22:59
Speaker
i seen i was in high I thought he was in the military. That didn't look like that. Look like a high school. It way too clean to be a high school gym.
00:23:16
Speaker
That is the that is I don't know. I mean, I've got some bad dreams before. So it looked like he was going through. never see you back here But knowing you, you'll probably be back here real soon. Officer, I appreciate your advice. Oh, it's in jail. The most important chapter of my life is over. And I can promise you one thing, you ain't ever going to see me back here again. Hey. Unless I get caught cooking. We'll see. People like you, they never change. OK, I'm sorry, but the acting is over. That acting is. Wow.
00:23:55
Speaker
or I say we mystery science leader and the shit out of these. that just run for your He's about to smack her in the face. talk about this like he even gets um evil he's not that He's got that stance, man. He's got that I'm a white trash criminal fucking tattoos on my neck. Somebody get that dude a wife being hurt. You think those tattoos are real? I think ah swear they look like henna.
00:24:23
Speaker
They look, they look, they look fake. it's really a really bad hit That's you were. Is he going to triangle on the back of his neck?
00:24:32
Speaker
Yeah. Do better, Bob. I don't know. I don't know if he's supposed to be betrayed as a white supremacist. No, I think he's just, I don't, I don't want to go that far. I just think that, you know, he, the reason why he went to jail is he was cooking meth and now his sister is mad because he's leaving the family. Yes.
00:24:52
Speaker
They went to the Steven Singolac costume. Agreed. And it would not surprise me one bit if that was his sister. Just saying. Oh, man. Well, it was a decent suburbia town. Yeah, so. Fucking fucking better houses. Yeah, he doesn't look like being an ex-con. That'd be the kind of place he'd be living. Yeah. i mean good I mean, good for him. I mean, if he is.
00:25:20
Speaker
but I mean, just like the rest of this movie. Well, maybe he just got a bad rep, and he was ah doing well. Well, I think that's the whole point. Drag racing can hang you up in jail. like because Because he's been to prison, you know he's out. Life's going to be extra hard for him. you know he's he It's hard to get a job. He's got that bad that bad stigma about him. you know He's got another ex-con. Yeah. Those tattoos look horrible.
00:25:53
Speaker
I don't think they're real.
Critique and Social Message of 'What If'
00:25:55
Speaker
i and And I don't know how this is supposed to be a science fiction movie. I don't get it. Well, I think something bad happened to them in that jail other than normal bad things are going to jail. Was it like a freaky Friday thing? Were you like? No, I think it's more of a like alien abduction because the that's why the dude woke up in the cold sweat. That's a big empty bottle. That is the biggest real bottle I ever did. That is the Stanley Cup of Bill Bottles.
00:26:25
Speaker
dude that he want us to know That's the type of that that's the size bottle we got prescribed in the military when it come to motoring vitamin. Yeah. Oh, that's true. 800 800 milligrams of gun motoring capsules and a fucking tall ass drugs. What you got a cold have some motoring stubbed your toe have some motoring broke your arm have some motoring. Yeah brain cancer have some motoring. Apparently he doesn't want the drugs.
00:26:55
Speaker
I don't, are they prescribed? I don't know. Like, are they prescribed? Does he have a, does he have a- I think, I think. Yeah. What are you thinking about? She's remembering. There's so much not being answered in this movie that I am so- Yeah. There's not a whole lot of movie left to explain it. Like, okay. Like, how long has he been out of jail if she's pregnant? If this is a flashback,
00:27:21
Speaker
Why is she still pregnant? it Yeah. let's Signify the flashback. Do some sort of... I don't think it was. I think that was the next morning.
00:27:33
Speaker
Nice Honda Civic. Hey, but the dude driving is a badass fucking Chad. who say anything Yeah, that is Chad all the way. It was the... It was the black prison staff and the white inmates. Yeah, that's wrong. That's odd.
00:27:51
Speaker
maybe that's what the what if is about. Well, I mean, maybe there is some significant go moral moral message here. It's just such a bad movie. on this and we brought or they're not bringing it up yet yeah it a bright up sci-fi. Why did Chad bring cups? They're in a house. They got like 50 coffee.
00:28:20
Speaker
I'm
00:28:23
Speaker
Dude shows up in his Honda Civic. I'm all cool. I brought cups, man. I brought the red solos, yo. They weren't even red solos. They look like old Slurpee cups with their their paper with wax on them. I was waiting for somebody to break out the ping pong balls. Right.
00:28:43
Speaker
Beer Pong Championship. They're sitting awful close. You've come so far. I mean, the progress that you've made in five years. I know I'm proud of you as a brother. And I know Liz is proud of the father you're about to be. OK, so he's been out of prison for five years. For five years. That bitch is still pregnant. And I love you.
00:29:12
Speaker
Thanks, man. sister has all the feetbong balls Yeah. Always getting a text or something. well Another black cop kills a white man. Another one? Yeah. It's like every single day. isn't It is. Holy shit. Even with the decent message, this movie fucking delivers it horribly. No more bad news. I got a nice little bonus this month and so I actually did get you gifts.
00:29:42
Speaker
in my car and so go take a look. You couldn't have brought it in. couldn't have brought it and i brought it in? What the fuck you lazy fat? You're a lazy fuck. All you brought was cups. Okay. I have seen, okay, let's see the ending of this and all I will say is get the fuck out of here.
00:30:08
Speaker
Oh no, I lost my keys. Oh no, I lost the keys. Oh shit, I locked them in. Ain't that a bitch? Wait, how did he do that? No, I'm serious. What? Oh, the cops are calling the cops. The neighbors calling the cops. No, the neighbor bitch calling the cops.
00:30:26
Speaker
My neighbor's trying to break into a car on his property. Right? Because the neighbor knows he lives there. I mean, um i mean i he would have to. He's been home for five years. This is Officer Mike. Bash 229. I'm in the vicinity and I'm on my way. Officer Mike going to shoot him. She has a version of sticking mini marshmallows. Officer Mike got cooler rims than he do. it doesn't matter It's you. I knew you'd never change. Step away from the car right now. Shoot it, Mike. My brother's in the house. There's nothing wrong with that. It was his house like he lived there. Yeah, dude. You shot me on my own property. You're a dick. I mean, at least this story... He's gonna shoot Chad, too. I'll give i'll give this movie some some effort or some props for accuracy, because this shit does happen in America.
00:31:21
Speaker
It does.
00:31:27
Speaker
Worst death ever. Not fired, not fired. They took you long enough. You shot him, that bitch ran across the fucking yard and everything. She damn near gave birth by the time you called it in. The acting is absolutely. Chad is upset. Oh, man. Chad's going to cry.
00:31:48
Speaker
He's slow-mo-draming it. Yeah, he is. Sprinkle some crack on the body.
00:31:56
Speaker
Plant a gun. Plant a gun. It's a white guy. It's it's cocaine. Sprinkle cocaine. Yes, or Or meth. Chad is the worst actor ever. Dude, there's what, four actors, five actors in this whole movie, and each one of them. Oh, my god.
00:32:20
Speaker
I don't somebody's just the Mac Chad. It's ketchup. Don't worry about it, honey. Wake up. Wake up. Don't die on me. What if the rules were? Yeah, see, yeah. OK.
00:32:38
Speaker
I dig the message it's trying to present. It just horrible, horrible delivery. What if you locked your keys in the car? Yeah.
00:32:52
Speaker
yeah yeah that one that one was uh man i'm glad i didn't i'm glad i gave that i didn didn't leave with that one i'm glad i left the other one at one and a half so i have some room to take away on this guy wow i don't think i don't think we have see like i said oh we don't gotta go big on the first one we don't gotta go big on the first one so i can give the ah didn't know it I I didn't, go ahead. The problem I have with this movie is it sets, it doesn't really set it up until the end of what the what if is. It was more like a what if a guy gets out of prison and actually does well because his house is way too fucking nice and his brother Chad comes over with fucking cups.
00:33:52
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ah
00:33:56
Speaker
The accent it was horrible get it. I'm not an actor but I'm I would say between If you me Glick and the guys from the nonsensical network did this movie. I think we can do a better job in acting Okay, I I agree with it yeah um As long as your message shot I'm down I'll be the method that apparently fucked his sister. Uh, I So much was not explained Yeah, you're gonna do And and so i'm I'm giving this I'm giving I'm going as low as we can go one star. I Know it makes me want to go back to the drawing board and come up with a quarter of a star at this
00:34:48
Speaker
handed yeah oh oh my gosh
00:34:52
Speaker
Okay, this movie absolutely fucking sucks the beginning didn't explain Anything at all the beginning the opening thesis was just horrible. You didn't understand what was going on. I Didn't understand it because it started off with a ah black guy going through a PTSD moment Then it flips the roll to a white guy getting out of prison five years after the fact in his own neighborhood at his own fucking house and get shot by a cop. Yeah. like I understand the message and I like the message. It is something that know it should be reflected on, but the delivery sucks. Oh, the acting was horrible. um
00:35:36
Speaker
The editing, I don't know. I mean, I got I got nothing nice to say about this movie. there Yeah, I mean the camera didn't move unrealistically.
00:35:50
Speaker
it ah It was horrible writing. I mean the dialogue sucked. Acting sucked. The message, I understood the message by the end, which I'll give credit for, but I'm gonna give this a one. I wish I can give it less, but that's all I have is a one. Yeah, that's as low as we get.
00:36:09
Speaker
Oh man, but I don't think I don't think anyone from Hollywood could have saved this. No, um I don't think anybody from Hollywood, although Sam Jackins Jackson as the cop would have been hilarious.
00:36:24
Speaker
You know what they could have put Kevin Hart in the Rock in this and this would have been better. Ooh. So we would have given it one and a half stars for that by the way, yes.
00:36:38
Speaker
let's Let's go into a little quick music break. I'll play some Black Mojo, some Hungry Strike for you guys. And we'll come back. I love the song. We'll come back. I think I got movie lingo to drop. I got a little um but but but ah got a little review of something I've watched recently I
Interlude: Music Break with Black Mojo
00:36:57
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want to give you guys. And I'll do that after the last movie. So see y'all back in a moment.
00:41:17
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and that was hunger strike my black top mojo cover by a cover of but tim the dog ah Temple dog i always get that wrong simple of the Temple of the Dogs was Eddie Vedder's band before Pearl Jam. I remember. excellent Welcome. Welcome back. I think Glick stopped in to say something. Yeah, he did. He said what's up.
00:41:44
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Bro, man, it's been crazy here too. For those going through the snowmageddon in the Midwest, really I feel your pain. Sucks to be you. Hey, than a hummingbird pussy. Nice. Nice.
00:42:07
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You know, I typically used to get really hammered on on and um snow days like this. Stop. stop. um I do have the movie lingo for tonight and I think I think it I think it applies. God, I hope I fucking uploaded it. No, go ahead. Oh, man.
Production Value and Anticipation
00:42:29
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Did I have? Oh, there it is. Oh, production value refers to the overall quality of a movie. This value is based on criteria like set design and costume. It is not based on criteria like directing, acting and script, which is bullshit.
00:42:44
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Because I think a value of a movie should pertain to its acting style too. because last last one The last one's production value. The last two movies' production values were we're low. um The first movie I thought the acting and the writing was better. The second just bombed. Oh, it was horrible.
00:43:10
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Well, that's what you're supposed to do with Hash. excellent I think he's just now watching. I think he's catching up.
00:43:25
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Well, between the fires in California and the the snow in the Midwest. Jeff, do you have anything to add, movie wise, before we get rolling with the next? I can only hope the next one's better. The next one is called Boiler to Mars.
00:43:46
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It is a movie is is a movie made by Purdue, the university. I watched a little bit of it today. um It's not horrible, but it's not great either. By the time you get to the end, you're like, oh, it's it's um it's ah it's a huge ad campaign for you for smart people to go to college.
00:44:15
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Subliminal messaging. I see how you did. did here do Yes. um What are you going to do? But yeah well the acting is better. Well, I don't I don't think the acting could get worse. Well, comparatively speaking. These are college students.
00:44:40
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Purdue University. So I don't know if it was their science department students that made this movie or if it was in conjunction with their theater department. But either way, here we let's go. Let's hope the latter. These are definitely produced students, though, and it's obvious.
00:45:06
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2033. I'm not getting paid either.
00:45:13
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Why were they using that type of rocket? are
00:45:20
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Which type of rocket? That's old school, like like Apollo 13 style. I don't know. It's supposedly 2033. Why would you use that rocket? What's wrong with the shuttle? I don't know. Although Elon Musk uses that type of rocket now too, so I don't know.
00:45:41
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I'm just there. Well, there's your answer. I'm trying to sound smart, damn it. Pick up what I'm laying down here, please. Jesus. Xanthius, fuck you.
00:45:54
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i
00:45:57
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its This is true. Fuck your 30 minutes. I agree. Wow, there. they Those computer screens are looking a like a lot like iPads.
00:46:11
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same vote secure and ready this cross- check complete captain houston this is ame on eleven we are go for launchs built by app ready to change history boilers to mars boilers the market it all proud we're doing way and so they may ah You know what? I don't know if anybody knows the spoilers. I don't know. Glick might be a lancer. I know they bring up boilers later on in the movie.
00:46:42
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referring to I think some alumni that have also been
Introduction to 'Boilers to Mars'
00:46:46
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explorers. I think there was an air heart mentioned. I guess I know it wasn't about us. It was about the movies. I'm **** with you.
00:46:59
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i thought Yeah, they're called the Boilermakers. Okay. So, that's my boilers okay Now it's 1 31. It went back two years. So okay. Um, I guess I'll go ahead and spill the beans in this movie. It starts from the, it starts from the the beginning, start from the mission, then starting the mission. Then from the rest of the movie, it goes back to where these, these, these adults are going through their college career to
00:47:34
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build themselves up to this point. Does that make sense? I see. Yeah. So it's like they're getting ready to launch and they're remembering what it took to get there. Through Purdue College. Nice, dude. You did there, Purdue.
00:47:51
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That is kind of a cool effect, the reverse thing. Yeah. Like the production value of this one is definitely more than the other one. A lot more.
00:48:02
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Wow, that looks like a- That looks like a fucking college recruiting poster. Like same kind of lens. I said that picture of the girl in the dad, or that video clip of the girl in the dad, looked like a college recruiting poster. it This whole movie is a college recruiting poster. Oh, I know, but it's like in that same style of shot. They welded on the nuclear reactors.
00:48:33
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She's designing the logo eggg and bioengineering team is planning a new population next week. In 2031, she's using pencil vapor, why would she use Canva? She is an astro farmer.
00:48:48
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or Like Matt Damon? yeah Yeah, that's basically what this, okay the redhead the redhead in this movie, she's going to college to be an astro farmer. In other words, farm amongst the cosmos.
00:49:06
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Which I would be interested in smoking weed that's grown on any other planet. Oh, I mean, I think if I'm going to smoke weed again, that's going to be it's got to be Mars weed. Like this was grown on Mars. How much? Bobby's on board for the mission. She said yes.
00:49:28
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Says she's making her way in now. He just said she's on tour, assuming she said yes. Hard. Perfect chance to send a nap here. If anyone can make plants grow out of the dust. My name again. It's her.
00:49:47
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My name is Brubigood. Even the plants are growing backwards. I saw that. Are you in? No. The mission got moved up. The ship is going to be ready. Last piece of puzzle. That looks like shitty construction work. and That is literally know was more about that concrete. That is literally concrete mesh that you put in concrete. Well, I think this is supposed to be, is supposed to.
00:50:16
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che so'm saying As, as, as, as these individuals train to go on their mission, there's like, things. Yeah, they gotta, they gotta learn to, they gotta learn to. It's like a bio dome. Yeah. Real bio dome thing. I get that. Speaking of bio dome, if anybody's familiar with Polly Shore, apparently I think I heard some about a sequel being made. I heard that too. I don't know if it's true though.
00:50:45
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I don't know either. I don't know if it was a spoof or there actually might've been because I can't see Steven Baldwin dropping his crazy to go back to stone. True. Cause he's a serious Jesus freak now. Remember the promise we made. Is he? and Oh my God, dude. Like you read about Obama.
00:51:12
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Like, yeah, I've never been so disappointed in a ball. And that includes when Alex shot that chick. I mean, there's being a there's being a Jesus freak and there's Jesus being a freak. Oh, no, no. Oh, it's not like you're asking me on a vacation. Huge Jesus freak. I know what I'm saying. Jesus was a freak. Yeah, I know. I got you. It's years of my life. I mean, weird.
00:51:44
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Why did it get moved up? Why? I I have no idea why she's on the farm.
Sustainability and Competition in Space
00:51:57
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Well, I mean, so I mean, do you use I think she's a bot. Yeah, I think they they each have a role, of course, when they get to Mars. I think the I think one of the biggest things when we're going to, you know, ah colonize another planet is is food production, agriculture. Oh, 100%. So, I mean, it makes sense that that's a big thing when it comes to... Just saying. I can find 50 guys in Ohio that can do the same thing. On Mars? Sure. Why not? You give them the right equipment? You've seen these guys grow stuff out of them. What the hell? You got some little... Oh, those are fish. Those were fish. There's this weird fish tank around the entire property. Okay, copy that.
00:52:44
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Whoa. That chick teleported. What is that? Is she pregnant? Oh, no. She's holding the helmet. She's checking out the plane, making sure it works.
00:52:59
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be The Men in Black. Oh. The Men in Black. Got any plans for the next after six years? Look right here to the light. I was going to find out. Forget you were ever on this plane.
00:53:16
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It's not just a mission anymore. It's a race. Congratulations, Jason. I'm in for a race. Fuckin' Xanthia's got stone with Polly Shore. Fuck yeah.
00:53:31
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As you all know, our launch window was 2035. However, new data is showing that window presents two substantial risks.
00:53:45
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One comes in the form of higher than expected levels of radiation from the sun. What's that? He said higher radiations from the sun. I was like, well, that can't be good. No.
00:54:00
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Never. We are no longer the nation on track to get there first. It's China! The good news is... China! Because of some AI advancements in our engineering processes and our move away from dependence on foreign... Race of China! Over the past two decades, we believe we can move the launch up by 26 months. What's Purdue's other rival in sports? It's them. That's who they're racing. The Fighting Irish? I don't know.
00:54:35
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ah Yeah, would I guess it would be I guess they would be Fighting the Irish what it was what's a fucking college Notre Dame I guess I so in the movie apparently the original launch was supposed to be in 2035 but because of cosmic forces that they've now calculated that and because there's other there's we have competition and and America comes to the space race. You're right. um They're going to push it up to 2020 or 2033. Now, there is and there is some there are some of ah commentary here because that's what pushed us to the moon faster was the space race. Yeah. well The Soviets. so Well, I mean, that that's the the whole
00:55:28
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innovation of of space travel in general it comes down to a race and you know you get some uh equity behind it because we got to be the first and it's like yeah sometimes first isn't always the best any any first generation vehicle i'm just saying always buy the second gen for the first gen i agree
00:55:56
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I love kids Purdue. Go figure. It is. it is ah it's a it does It is a pretty college. It's a pretty campus. Yeah.
00:56:07
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it is The lecture's the other way, guys. It's so pretty. It's so interesting. Mexican Space Force just got saddled for the Rockies. That's right.
00:56:23
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Of course she's wearing a produce sweatshirt. 150 million miles away. Start her up my brain. She zoom in with her phone? Or is that her screensaver? No, there's apps you can get on your phone that shows you the ah shows you the constellations in the distance you are from that star or whatnot. You've never fucked with those out? No, nerds have those out.
00:56:50
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ah Fuck you. I'm absolute a bunch of fucking games He's like he's like if if it ain't titties, I don't want to fuck. Yeah. Yeah They're boobs on Mars, then we don't even go and i saved us for millions and dollars I meant to go But everything inside me says no way From our standards there is no Mars matter of fact, there's women with three boobs on their chest What do we fucking leave buddy?
00:57:20
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I'm in. Come on. It was a total recall fucking joke. why iss that i got that okay i'm Growing up, my dad was in the air force. So he moved around a lot, but just when I'd start, he sat in a chair a lot, honey, calm down, new school, new friends, wherever the next mission or new orders took us.
00:57:45
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Oh, so she was a military brats military brat. every move felt scar A couple those. I don't know. Okay. For other military w rats out there. How are y'all guys sick of other people telling you, Oh, I'm so sorry. You were a military brat. I'm sorry. You had to move. du I think it would have been awesome.
00:58:06
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Dude, I hear that shit. I'm like, why are you sorry? I enjoyed it. That was my life. I was. Yeah, I got I got to live in Germany. I got to live in France. Yeah, I got to travel the world and I'm not even fucking 18 yet. I'm just right. And people are like, oh, I'm sorry. It was. Fuck your story. I'm sorry. I'm stuck in the same small town your entire fucking life and you're 15. You haven't left.
00:58:30
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Yeah, it's like, don't feel sorry for me because I didn't live your life. That's insulting. I lived in Amsterdam for a year. It was fucking awesome. I think that's insulting. I think that's insulting that you tell somebody. I agree. I'd be more envious than anything because he wasn't. I was just a kid. My dad seems so unfazed, so persistent.
00:58:56
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Every base of the military is basically the same thing. Yeah, because you're not going to say no. Yeah, well, you can either. Let's be honest, he was in the Air Force. All I did was sit in a chair. I just didn't know why he had to go. Or worked in a bomb dump somewhere.
00:59:15
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and Not every job in the Air Force is from a chair, just most of them. What's that on my bed? It's 90%, yeah. He told me something I would never forget. If you believe in what's ahead, you're not afraid to go first. You know, I was the first one in my family to go first. Tell that to the guy crossing a minefield. My dad told me this. He believed what's ahead. You wouldn't be afraid. Bitch, I'm afraid of blowing up.
00:59:49
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I believe there's no lane line there. I believe there's no lane line. I could finally call someone else my home. The place I chose. But 150 million miles away. I'm sorry, this is the same old fucking, like, uh, inspirational. Yeah, like. Yeah, um'm ah I'm sorry. You're in college. Why the fuck aren't you drinking? I can understand if they're stumbling back from the dorm and they're hammered.
01:00:19
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Well, it's not that it's the same shit we I heard when I was in the military. It was like, or you're going through your Air Force career and there's these times where you go get re-blued, so to say. you're Yeah, you're re-inspired, blah, blah, blah. It seems like this is kind of one of those moments. It's one of those moments, you know, in this Purdue movie ad campaign. Yes, because Purdue is so inspiring. Further than any person.
01:00:52
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Rudy Brodinger kicked their asses, dude, I'm just saying. I don't want to sit here and discourage space exploration
Film vs. Reality: College Life and Space Training
01:01:00
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and science. Oh, no, I agree. Space exploration. OK. OK. But the fact that these these two chicks are on campus on what I'm assuming is at night, probably on a weekend, that they haven't been drinking. It's Saturday morning, man. What are you talking about? Not everybody in college drinks, man. There's people who go to college not to drink. I don't know. I didn't go to college.
01:01:22
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what else is on and where I'm not even going to answer that, Jeff. I think you're the proof of the pudding. Putting down roots would literally be what I'm in charge of. Dude, I'd have been king at college. That was insane.
01:01:42
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I'd probably be a hundred percent timber person. I'm not dead, because to be honest, I'm drunk.
01:02:00
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First former on Mars. Thank you, promise, man. You're not the first former on Mars. Matt Damon did it. Remember what our orientation teacher said on our first day? Yeah, Damon. But Matt Damon's an actor. These are real students that actually- Oh, yeah. Yeah, but they're not actually going to Mars, buddy. I hate being the very bad man.
01:02:26
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What the hell was that weird jump? It was a reverse. I get i again it was backwards, but why do you just jump out of nowhere? I've never done that. They're excited. I've never been excited and jumped for joy. They're excited. Bullshit. Nobody does that. They're excited for Purdue, man. At this
01:02:56
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and the ones that take giant leaps don't have the same thing in common they all chose to
01:03:18
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We need to rewatch this movie and count how many Purdue signs they have. makers like amelia airhart and purdue astronauts like Wait, was Amelia Earhart from Purdue? Did she go to Purdue? That's, I think, uh, you know, I wouldn't, I'm not going to say no because this is from a university. So I doubt they would just make that up. I agree. And it looks like those people are all astronauts that went to Purdue.
01:03:45
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think uh armstrong is also pretty good chris um okay well okay i'm not strong but at the end of the day when i think astronaut i still think that i one chick that drove across country where it depends and kill her boyfriend she went to perdue by the way some of you are going to change the course of human history summer you're going to fail this class. I'm just I was just about to say some of you are going to go and change human history. The rest of you are just going to be going to crack cocaine. You're going to be making meth in your parents' face. Some of you are going to take your degrees and you're going to make buku bucks on drugs. But at the end of the day, you're still produced best because if you can learn to grow fucking weed or if you can grow
01:04:37
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bucking potatoes and mars, you can go read anywhere on earth. Bet. Millionaire. I'm going to Purdue! I think she's going to Purdue.
01:05:01
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don't know. Oh, Legacies like automatically get into the course scores have a number. And then the shuttle goes up like the Columbus did. Yeah, and that explodes because it's built at Purdue. I'm a dick.
01:05:22
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a
01:05:26
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So you feel like going you feel like going to Purdue College now? No, I want to go to Notre Dame. but Okay, besides the fact- Some are going to get degrees, some are going to work for Walmart. ah Besides the fact that this is a giant Purdue ad, I like the way they did it. um Because let's be honest, a four-year-old will see this and go, I want to go to fucking Purdue. Those fuckers are going to Mars. A 10-year-old's like, fuck Purdue. I want to go play on the playground.
01:06:00
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but I don't see this appealing to the masses like they think it does. Mm hmm. Because it's just it's too cheesy. I think it's I think it's one of those videos that you would get in your email box if you're like when you're shopping around for colleges. Oh, 100 percent. You know, I'm like, you know, um I fucking genius at science in high school, you're thinking about going aeronautical and fucking No, you know what it is physics or some shit and you get that in your email like come come be an astronaut It's almost like something they would be playing on the TV at a job fair. I Do like the fact that kids college me I know usually when you think of astronauts you think of people that's already been through the military usually the Air Force or pilots, right? but the fact that this this movie was portraying a more
01:07:00
Speaker
of people going through college not necessarily the military but through training that way. I you i will give it this. I thought you had to be military to actually get into NASA even though NASA is a public company. I don't know. NASA is not public. but no oh yeah well It's not government. No, it is government.
01:07:31
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yes think it's owned by the government no because it's privately funded it's government funded but it's it's it's not a part of the government
01:07:44
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anyway so my my yeah my review you know what not terrible before before before you
01:07:58
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We'll do our reviews and then we will go into a couple other things. It's a more black top mojo. Dream on. I love.
01:10:07
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It's true
Final Reviews and Summaries
01:12:38
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All right, welcome Matt James from black top mojo that boy can hit them high notes All right We were left and you were about to give your your review Yeah, you know, I might live mildly torn because I I don't I don't like the fact that that last movie was a giant billboard style ad
01:13:08
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but it was concise to the point. I knew it was happening the entire time with the exception of the weird walking backwards thing and not completely horrible like the second movie we watched. So I'm going to rank it very similarly. I'm going to set the right, the same equivalency of the first movie and a three. Okay.
01:13:39
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I think that gives it a nice, fair shake. All right. I definitely had better production value in the last two. Acting, I guess, was a lot better.
01:13:51
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um i don't
01:13:54
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I'm pretty sure they got the drama garden involved. Yeah, but see, the the thing is, it mean it was informative, sort of in the way of not even, well, it was informative in the way that's what they do it for do.
01:14:09
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You know, that's like one of their missions is to educate people to be, you know, words and stuff. I love all that, but for like an entertainment value short film and it was, it was okay. Yeah. A little bit of weak sauce there. Yeah. I mean, it was definitely better. The first one, I'm sorry, better than the second one. First one was better than the first one. I'll give it, I'll give it a two.
01:14:39
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Alright. Yeah. Damn, you're worst man. Just saying. Well, I mean, these are short films. They're, I mean, we're not gonna, they're not all gonna be like. They're not all judgmenty. Let's be honest. This is true. Dude, judgmenty was pretty dope. I loved it. So far, it's the highest ranked out of all the. Yeah. ah Creative comments videos we've watched.
01:15:08
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This would be about the time I would say what's coming out next week, but I really haven't put my phone on it yet. Well, that's the beauty. I'm going to actually start looking in to see if I can send you a couple of links. um And i'll ultimately, I'll let you decide.
01:15:25
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um i Xanthius, yes, it's more of like a seminar film. Yeah, you know, yeah like some you would see it at a recruiting fair for Purdue.
01:15:38
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um however uh I would like to look into the Batman movie we watched and see if there's a sequel because I thought one was coming up talking about the Batman Beyond yeah I thought that was awesome that just came out recently I doubt there'd be a sequel already like that came out when I sent you that link to watch ah that had been out for like a couple weeks okay Yeah, I wish I could actually show it on here, but unfortunately, it's not creative comments, really. It's not. But if anybody is wondering what we're talking about, there was a short film made ah Batman Beyond. If you guys are familiar with your one Batman Beyond year one with somebody, you know, actor playing Terry McGinnis, it is dope as fuck. And I would give i really enjoy it, except for the fact that we have a lot of Iron Man vibes.
01:16:33
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Well, I mean, just about all the comic book movies nowadays kind of do. Yeah. So. But I enjoyed it. Oh, yeah, it was really good. And like if I mean, if I was to give it a rating and give it a four and a half right now. Oh, yeah. Have you watched Batman on here? Batman. I don't know. but Drop us the link and check it out. Yeah. Or better yet. Better yet, because we can't copy and paste the links.
01:17:05
Speaker
There you go send it to nonsense cold nonsense podcast at gmail dot.com I have access to that and of course, I i'm pretty sure believes you do too ah just to in the subject line put nonsense and chill that way we know which one it is and we can check I Know what he's talking about they're a little short, there's they're they's short comedy sketches. I know what you're talking about. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. yeah I think they're made by college. Yeah. College. Those are hilarious. Yeah. Oh, Pete Holmes. Yes. Pete Holmes. Yeah. Excellent. I don't think we can show this, but since you got that link up on the um screen.
01:17:50
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Jeff, you want to run down the week and bio links and all that? Yeah. Um, so don't forget everything we do. And, uh, we talk about scrolling at the bottom of your screen, bio.link slash nonsensical network. Of course on that link, you'll also find our new merch store beauty in the beard. Uh, that is Nikki. She, you can even I'm, I don't know if you can do it from the link, but you can even contact Nikki to get customized merged. Oh, so we're not doing it.
01:18:20
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We are. Oh, we are. I haven't gotten to that yet. However, our regular merch, which is also designed by Nikki, is nonsensewithashnonsense.myspreadshop.com. It is also in the link. ah And don't forget, scrolling now at the bottom of your screen, Monday, Speedway Stories and Cold Blooded Conversations. I know next week, Ben Caron-Perman is doing pre-recorded.
01:18:45
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ah And then Tuesdays of course splits house music Wednesdays what the fuck news all the news that is news that make you say what fuck? Coming back soon is Jeff's garage. I got a couple things. I'm working on on Thursdays Fridays, of course is this show nonsense chill or blaze night Watch weird movies and talk shit about them if they're bad and praise them when they're good uh saturday's around noonish is eastern time sorry is cashes corners every other saturday uh we're glicking is sun cash talk rashwin and uh then of course saturday nights is nonsensical nonsense the open door challenge where we open the door you can come up
01:19:33
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and talk shit with us. It does go for six hours and I know that's a lot, but I'm used to it at this point. And then of course, some days, it's unnecessary. It's just sports. Nobody cares.
01:19:51
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At least blaz that I don't care about sports. So, you know, there is that. Uh, maybe they'll talk about Purdue this week. Ooh. You see, you see that Cowboys make that freaking, uh,
01:20:03
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home run the other day. Yeah, they kicked that soccer ball into the catcher and it was awesome. It was amazing. Yeah, I didn't catch it. I'm sorry. But that is all the links, sir. So besides the new merchandise from Mickey, everything else is linked in the description if you guys need Quick quick link to click you will find it there. Um It's also on the violet by the way. Yeah, I think though. I think the biggest thing I have to announce This 31st January 31st is the last Friday of this month I think I'm gonna start trying to make this a thing every last Friday of the month. We're gonna do a movie trip Yes Wait, yes, so you claim I won't dominate but I've seen a lot of movies sir
01:20:57
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And like, when I buy a DVD, I'm that weird idiot that goes through all the special features, like a fiend.
01:21:06
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Hello, I'm reading Xanthius. Me and my buddy had a several year competition to make each other watch the dumbest movies possible. Find and watch Barnaby if you want to see the worst ever, Barnaby. The worst movie ever is Mano's Hands of Fate by the way.
01:21:27
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terrible Although we pretty much got a good contender with what if tonight I'm just saying. I'm trying to I'm trying to think of the worst movie I've ever watched. Not counting. I don't know there's a bunch of movies where I'll start to watch it five minutes in I'm just like I did that when they started doing the Watchmen series. Oh my god it's so big.
01:21:55
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I do. I do know this. I think next week or it's either going to be action or comedy. I love a good comedy. We can get something as good as Range 15. I'm so in. Although i can finally show if we could show Range 15 here, we couldn't show Range 15 here. If I can find something as funny as Range 15 to show you guys, I will. If you guys have not watched Range 15,
01:22:23
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watch it. Totally worth it. It is. 100%. It's Mel Brooks meets uh. Rambo. Yeah. Like it's dumb but it's dumb good. Yeah. So. Lost only got a few minutes to a short clip. See what it was. Ooh. Ooh. You know what? Maybe you know what? That's not a bad idea. Like get some clips. Find a bunch of short Yeah, just roast the bad actors, like, cigar. I'm into that. I'm into that. Rob Schneider. What do you have against Rob Schneider? He's funny. Yeah, not anymore. He's a Republican, that's why. No, he stopped being funny, like, years ago. and Nothing to do with Bob Schneider. No, I find Rob Schneider funny. You know, he's he's not ah always my cup of tea. I thought it his character in the Grown Ups movie was dogshit, but
01:23:25
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Have you ever seen Big Stan? That movie's hilarious. where Where Rob Schneider goes to jail? Oh my God, dude, it's genius. Oh yeah, the 31st. We're going to do Trivia Night, movie trivia. Yeah. um My plan is to get a few of the network guys up here, maybe do a team and make sure that Jeff loses. That's not going to happen.
01:23:51
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Jeff, you got any last words? other than we'll see you at the movies and bring your own **** popcorn. I want to thank everybody out there in the comments for chiming in. We appreciate you and I uh no not February 31st. That's right. That's next year.
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Be there or be square. Be square. That's right. Alright. So, bring your own **** popcorn. and We'll see you next week.
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like always on repeat