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On this episode jeff and Glick talk news and don't forget the penis report send us your news at nonsensicalnonsensepodcast@gmail.com
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Nice!
Podcasting Routine and Weekly Schedule
00:03:06
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what ah no that's that's the new jam right dear bri yo and so buting of sun its kind of like Like for me anyways at the beginning of the week because I have a show tomorrow and a show on Friday and the show on Saturday, too ah kind of friendship beginning of the back to back beginning of the podcast week. Right. Well, yeah you're, you're spread out throughout the week. Sprinkles, if you will, we, we saw the network. Yeah. Well, you know, I went from being a, uh, you know, uh, every single night of the week, except for Sundays to now it's like, get a little dose on to, you get, you get like,
00:03:52
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You get your, that's like ah your main course is Tuesday and Wednesdays. And then you got to wait a couple of days and then you get a double dose. of You got to digest, you got to digest to get, to get the main course, so to speak. Oh, a little dessert. Sorry, I'm hungry. Double dose on Saturdays. and Then I finish you off on with it with a little after dinner buts up chack drink drink on Sunday afternoons. you know yeah yeah yeah I'm not land and love your i good um not mad at my new schedule. I like having, you know, I like, I like, basically I like there's four shows, but there's days where I'm just like, of but like, well, today,
00:04:44
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I, we were getting ready to, I looked down at the clock and I was like, holy shit, 6.30, I should probably get this shit open.
Wednesday Nicknames: A New Trend?
00:04:53
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But, that's right, everybody, it is Wednesday. That means it's all I like my little post. No, it's not. I'm sick and tired of hearing all this fucking bullshit about Wednesday. Wednesday, Blake says Weed Wednesday.
00:05:14
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Other people say hump day. It's what the fuck. Wednesday is what it is. God damn it. Make it happen. Make it trendy. What the fuck Wednesday? You know what? I like that. I think I'm going to make a poster for it posted. But. Yeah, well, I can't really make a thumb. But by the way, by the way, did you see our thumbnail for tonight? I see roughly a fucking official. Everybody. I know. We got suits and ties on. What was the last time you wore a tie?
Work Attire Preferences: Suits vs. Comfort
00:05:44
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I mean, I wore one like a week ago with whatever. like The only time I've worn a suit was at my wedding in my life. love wearing suits I love wearing suits. I'm a huge dork, but I love it. I look good. oh I mean, like I said, I think I wore a tie the other week, but it was the only thing I had on. So, you know, I was by my myself.
00:06:09
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There's a reason why I went into construction. I can go and I can go to work in boots. What up, Chaka? I can go to boot. I go to work in boots, blue jeans and an old shirt or a t-shirt. Yeah. and and And that's, and that's how I live my life. And if I'm at home, I'm in basketball shorts or sweatpants in a t-shirt. I'm all about the comfort man. I live my life quarter a quarter mile at a time as one side.
00:06:36
Speaker
I live my life on a comfortable day. i all about the I'm all about the comfort. wow and know and And I look good in a pair of blue jeans or a pair of sweats. I'm just saying. Gray sweats in particular. Ladies, you know what I
Social Media Promotion
00:06:51
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mean.
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sir that sorry i against anyway On that horrifying note, don't forget everybody bio dot links slash nonsensical network. Everywhere you find social media, we are there. um you'll file like you are Like you don't appreciate about it in a fair, great sweatpants.
00:07:18
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Weirdo. Yeah, shut brittanney don't worry. We were chatting the other day on Snapchat all of a sudden and everything. I was watching baseball and now every time Brittany's name pops up on the chat, I just, I hear in my head, hi, Brittany. I heard you got hammered. Breaking news. hi I know. right Well, like I said, I, I took a, a temporary job to kind of make a couple bucks in between gigs.
Humorous Night Out with Former Boss
00:07:49
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and uh breaking news again um and uh my my former boss who allowed me to work freelance decided that i've been gone from the company too long and we must go to the bar that is his exact words i stepped stumbled into the house after having way too many white brushes talked with the guys here on the snapchat for a little bit and packed the fuck out Facts is facts, girl. Facts facts. See? So don't say groups. I wasn't drunk. I was...
00:08:31
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Comfortable. Oh, we were trying i I wasn't like I wasn't quite quite Jeff passed out in the front yard drunk Yeah, I was tip I would I would tell you go back and listen to yesterday's conversations But we had a lot of conversations going on last night. However, one of the one of the conversation I don't have 12 hours to kill well one of the conversations that we were having where we were playing the guess what happened to Jeff game and it was like a he got attacked by Chupacabra again and we got all the way up to like all these fucking scenarios one being that you you got uh traffic-a-ted by your old boss and that you were in a cage wearing a manchi chi outfit singing it's a small world no I like said he sent me messages morning he's like dude you're alive
00:09:22
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And I mess you back on barely but I'm i'm seriously hungover Yeah, cuz I made the comment of I'm surprised Jeff hasn't popped in here I wonder what's going on and I said the problem is I get I don't know what it is I put a lock on my snapchat because I don't want the kids accidentally opening it up and Seeing all the weird crap we talk about If you're not feeling good now Yeah, all of a sudden. No, because all you're going to do is go there and not feel good and then go to the office and somebody's going to have to come get you. Right. But more than likely, you guys are going to go back Friday.
00:10:04
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Oh, especially your brother. But but the like, I don't get notifications anymore on Snapchat because I have it locked. So. I have to just happen to open it. But anyways. Well, i did I did. I did. I was like, I was i'm not surprised that you didn't pop in at least once. And then they said you got drunk. So I went from being a smart ass, pretending like I gave a shit about you to legitimately.
00:10:28
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being concerned but not concerned enough to where i reached out to you personally because oh good god no why would you do that i figured why would i we've done together for 30 years why would you reach out that that's just crazy because because in my head if something didn't happen to you i get to come up here tonight and i get to tell this crazy ass elaborate story that people don't know if i'm telling the truth or not until I'd never show up again. He really did. He disappeared. He really did get eaten by a chupacabra and shopped up by the cartel.
00:11:04
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Anywho, sorry, could please continue. your your your I know, at squirrel there. I don't even know what like yeah know what show this is yet. I don't even know what show we're doing. yes As it is Wednesday, it is what the fuck news.
00:11:16
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And we're going to be going over a few stories. We did share them back and forth. Um, of course we know what each is going to say. Uh, are you ready, sir? I am ready. And I, as i know last week you were like, Oh, hold on. Let me get it up. And then I had to start so no go we got start with you last week. I didn't, my earbuds weren't working. I didn't have any sound. My mic wasn't working. I like.
00:11:40
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I was just full of all kinds of you call a quality set up that you were talking about before we yeah when it works. It's great. it When it works, it's fucking amazing, bro. It's getting it working. That's the hard part. but Yeah. It's like you getting it up, you know, getting it up is the hard part. Once it's there. God, for those little blue pills, I'm just saying. Fuck those fuckers like Evan Anderson. Yeah, right. First and foremost, before I roll into my news stories, just a real quick Uh, that's not it. Fucking Fucking Britney. Ah, gotcha bitch. Jokes on you. He was kidding. I don't care about him, but I also know Jeff. Well, I know him well enough. tonight But you know also know it would make amazing content for you to come up and announce my death. Yeah, exactly.
00:12:39
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First and foremost, before we get into the news, a huge shout out and a thank you to Jesse Rose. She was hanging out with me last night. She was awesome. We had a good time. the honest said she
Thanks and Future Collaborations with Jesse Rose
00:12:51
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watch that was completely hung She will be back again down the road. We're already talking about her making another appearance, not only on Glick's House of Music, but also potentially maybe on Nonsense and Chill.
00:13:04
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nice because uh one of the because she's uh one of the bands that she's in one of the projects she has going on they have a short little film on youtube to explain their kind of origin story their background of the band because they're psycho killer clowns Oh, I'm fucking in. Yeah. So so shout out to so ear and a huge thank you to her and definitely looking forward to seeing her again and chatting with her. She was a lot of fun, man. She was cool. She does need to realize that Blaze and I don't hold back on our reviews.
00:13:41
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I'm sorry. The people from Purdue know that. She'll probably beat you. Because we shit all over Purdue. She could probably take both of you guys, so. Yeah, but Blaise will be stoned. He won't feel a thing. Also, she's a New Yorker, and she's Italian, so you know she's got, you know. She's got it, Dave. She's got it. Hey, what's the matter with you? What's that? I don't care. She's super cool. Don't worry about it. So go check her out on social media. That's her social right down there at the bottom.
00:14:11
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Uh, Jesse Rose, yeah also coming up next Tuesday night. I have a rock band right out of Cleveland, Ohio, man. Cleveland rocks. My neighbors leeveland rock roll please kiss and Lilith will be, uh, we'll be hanging out with me next Tuesday night. So looking forward to that. never kiss to go lewis But, I wouldn't mind. I watched super, and I watched supernatural. I would kiss a little from supernatural.
00:14:39
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That's where I know that name. yeah I was like, why do I know that fucking name? um no no they'll ah they'll they'll be on Actually, I'm going to ask them about that now that I'm thinking about it. Don't forget that, Glick. ah But Yeah, just a real quick little shout out and little plug for Glick's House of Music every Tuesday night at 8pm here on the network. oh shit madam Yeah, actually Glick's House of Music is going on the road Friday night.
00:15:14
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Nice. Not for, I'm not, I'm not doing a show, but I'm going on the road to see a show. Our boy James. Oh, that's right right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. He's performing. Driving the whole 14 hours. The whole 14 hours to Indiana. James Luca is putting on a show at the East street pub in Richmond, Indiana. So if anybody's out there with their ears on and you're close to Richmond, definitely yeah head out. Catch a, catch a good show. If you're a fan of, if you're a fan of the network,
00:15:43
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Hang out with me. We can have a beer or whatever together and we can enjoy a little James Lucre as well Anywho, we'll get in where your nonsensical nonsense shirt. I'm just saying I'm actually wearing my I'm having a brand new shirt made I'm wearing my clicks out some music shirt that where you see the news Did you see the new design? Uh, yeah you you accepted in what's up Yeah, the front and back. The front had some logo on it. Yeah, I like that. It went to 24. And because Blaze was like, why the 24? It's 2025. And I was like, you know, we started the network in 24. I knew exactly what you meant. Yeah, i thought I thought it was pretty cool. You need to put an EST. You need to put an EST in between the, between, before the 24. Established. I don't know. I don't know if I can... Like it can be small.
00:16:30
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Yeah, I don't know. well for For the time being, it'll work. um Talk to our merch person. She'll take care of it. Yeah, she'll take care of it. I actually was like, can you show me how to use your tan base? I want to make some stuff. So on Canva? Yeah, Canva. Yeah. I love Canva, dude. It's awesome. But yeah, umm um I'm loving my new logo. I originally was going to do it just as a shirt.
00:16:56
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ah And, uh, I was like, screw it. That's my new, that's my new logo. Jesse Roseby dupe would have been stopped by on the way. Yeah. Uh, Brittany, uh, I don't know how you are with geography, but we're going west in your, your east.
00:17:17
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yeah It's only, it's an only, yeah it's only like five hours already wait. Don't worry. Yeah. Yeah. or Don't worry about it. It's another five hours to a 14 hour drive. Uh-huh. Thank you. Thank you. I'm digging it. I'm digging it. I've got some pretty good responses from it. So I'm digging it Anywho, enough about that. We'll get ahead and get it first. time Sir um a little a little uh, a little um Darwinism if you will for those of you don't know what Darwinism is.
Sasquatch Search Mishap: A Cautionary Tale
00:17:44
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It's ah only the strong survive The dumb will not smart and or start and are smart. Yes Darwinism
00:17:55
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When you say Darwinism, my my first thought is somebody did something stupid. There's nothing to do with like the whole line of chimp to man. It literally just goes, somebody did something dumb. yeah Well, a couple of dummies from Oregon decided to go to Washington.
00:18:19
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couple of days there. So after Christmas and decided to go hiking through the bath forest of, of Washington, we've all seen pictures and videos of Portland or of Oregon and Washington beautiful out there. Yeah. Well, they were, they were going, they were going on a search for a Sasquatch. And unfortunately the weather got the best of them and they died of exposure. Ladies and gentlemen, a little PSA for you.
00:18:50
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Why go wander the wilderness of Washington when you can simply come to the nonsensical network and see a Sasquatch five days a week um just saying and Nikki has to see me seven days a week. Oh, I feel bad. So go to bio.link slash nonsensical network and follow us everywhere.
00:19:09
Speaker
And if you have the urge to CSS watch you tune into one of the shows. And if you want to meet one in person, you just come to Ohio and I'll gladly meet you out at a local watering hole and we can share a beverage and you can tell the story. You can meet him behind a truck stop. I'm just saying he's not opposed. Well, Jeff did say we can. Yeah, he did.
00:19:30
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That's a Blaine tonight thing. I would never do that to Blaine. Unless you wanted to. I mean, if you wanted to have a three way, we could totally. a little actions well Don't worry about that. She's disgusted. Typical. Love you. Don't die, please. Yeah. A little short, short, but sweet story, obviously for a shameless plug, but yeah, you don't have to go wander the woods of Washington and die because it's cold out people. It's December. You know what?
00:19:59
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Yeah. But you know what? Do you think, do you think as they went out there like, Oh, with, with the heat coming off in California, we'll be okay. Cause let's be honest, we're not too bright. I think had a little bit, I mean, clearly they're they're not the brightest people in the world. And you know, whether you believe in cryptids or not, um, I happen to believe, be a believer in cryptids, whether it be Bigfoot.
00:20:25
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Uh, Loch Ness Monster, the frog man of Loveland, Ohio, the lizard man's down in South Carolina, whatever. Um, I'm going to drop that. holiday yeah got contact You got contact bro. We're definitely following you back. Um, definitely, definitely. We always, yeah we always follow back for people who actually create content.
00:20:46
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Uh, but, uh, but, uh, you know, and, and, and Blaine's and I were talking about this story earlier and, and, and, and but whether you believe in Bigfoot or not, the story itself, man, he's just like a chill cat living in the woods. Just living life, man. Just doing his thing. and no matter A creature. Yeah. His own hair. You have my hoodie you bitch.
00:21:13
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I thought you were talking to Nicky there for a second. I was like, damn, dude. You really gave her the 1-4, didn't you? Get off of it. I'm gonna kill it. I'm gonna kill it. But, uh, yeah, yeah, you know, like, don't be dumb, people. Don't be dumb. She'd feel like a tolerate for herself. Why? I don't know. She came in limping. Will you grab my hoodie? She's trying to... I'm all over it. I guess a schlutter now that you've stolen it.
00:21:42
Speaker
But yeah, just a little word of the wise. Was I? Oh, that was definitely not. That was in the bag. and It was definitely not intentional. Yeah, just a word of the wise, ladies and gentlemen, you don't have to go wander the woods of Oregon or Washington to see a squash. Just tune into the Nonsenseable Network. Hey, hey. I am not.
00:22:07
Speaker
I am not part of the family tree. I'm not a part of the family tree that are the world champion, hide and go seekers. i am into that i'm here If anything, you're too easy to find. You're, you're definitely not old though. um but Well, in, in other news, um I think we have a contender for, a well, we, we talk a lot on the network about how, how you got your racing stripes there in your beard.
Record-Breaking Tongue Stunt
00:22:39
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And if anybody knows, they know, but I think there's a contender. yeah like vicky perhapss ah Well, there is a contender that I think might be able to beat you because according to this, his tongue is stronger than yours. He is a stuntman. I believe he is.
00:23:01
Speaker
I never said I had a strong tongue. I never said I had a strong tongue. Well, you you kind of need one for that activity. Let's be honest. It's it's it's it's very skilled. Well, a gentleman on an Italian. We're two different athletes. All right. We're playing. He's playing. I agree. I'm playing football. You know what I mean? Well, yeah, but I think he's he's he's got the the gumption to go up against you. And the reason why I said that is because he was on an Italian TV series.
00:23:31
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called Low Show Die. It's recorded in Milan. Milan? M-I-L-A-N. um long minute Not Not Milan, Milan. Yeah. um He's a blind stuck man. yeah And he just broke the world record for stopping 57 fans in one minute.
00:23:59
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with his tongue. I can probably do that. Well, they're plastic figures. The blades are plastic. It's not like they're steel. But yeah, there you go. That's all I gotta say. That's not a period. It's a saddle.
00:24:17
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but I don't know if I get, I mean, like I don't know. how i would want to And I'm tempted, but, but like, dude, dude, you should totally do it. No, umm i'm doing that i'm going you know I don't have a cover on it. sorry I know it doesn't have a cover on it either. So it's like, is it plastic? Yeah, it's plastic. That's my finger. Totally do it. you Pick it up and put your tongue in there and see if it stops.
00:24:42
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Yeah, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna. Come on, come on, man, dude, come on. I don't think I'm- Great content. No balls, I call Kat, no balls. but Hey, i you know, here's my, here's my thought behind this. Like, I'm stopped at my finger. Like, I, I occasionally reach over and drag my finger across it. Don't be a bitch. It's not that hard to stop.
00:25:11
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It's not that hard to stop, but... Yeah, it's also filthy, dude. It's fucking weird. Dude, you're in your bathroom, you got a sink in there, dip it in the toilet and wipe it off. There's water in the toilet. No, I'm good. I'm just saying, I think he's a contender to be the... to beat the champ. I don't think so. I don't think... It's a totally different skill set, my friend. You think? Yeah, it's a totally different skill set because literally all he's doing is going... that
00:25:45
Speaker
There's a lot more involved. That's all you do technically. No, I agree. either There's a there's a little bit of a suction involved in certain stuff. There's a there's a lot of what I won't go into. but There's a lot of the we there's angles, a lot of position, a lot of contact.
00:26:06
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leave it good i Take my hair out and wave it around. yeah
00:26:18
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I'm just saying. i I'm throwing down the gauntlet. I think you can do i can take once again, 57 fans. i I do have one question for the guy. as what do Where do you find out you have this skill? As dumb as this is, I have no desire to carve butter. Yeah, like I have no desire to try it, but I definitely don't think I, I mean, it's got to start to hurt at some point.
00:26:52
Speaker
Well, that's what I'm thinking. Like, you know how when you work with your hands, you get calluses on your hands? Yeah. He would get calluses on his tongue. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, like I said, yeah, that's the other thing. Like, how boring is your life? How does he practice? He's just sitting there like, no, I like this.
00:27:20
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how many second i meant so he knows how many lu it taste like i bet he knows how many links and things to get the center but that'y pop i'm just thinking I would like to say I could be a part of the podcast today, Jeff, but I'm sticking my tongue in fans. What? Yeah.
00:27:39
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I'm training just don't in the background. It's a full fledged training. Bernie said she thinks she could win i'm going goingric into the competition. Yeah. I mean, is she going to go 58 fans? Yes. In a minute. Start practicing, Brittany. We'll call you next week.
00:28:02
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My question is Did they set up did they set up one fan? Then he stopped at 57 times or did he just line up 57 fans? of I would imagine you would have to set up 57 fans. I don't know Well, you can also just set up two because as you stop them they had need to wind up full back speed so you stop one While the other ones yeah, and then you stop the other one and you go back and forth and Yeah, because it's definitely going to take a lot longer than a minute if you're youre only using one fan. Yeah. Just by the start and stop, start and stop, start and stop. Dude, I think this dude might be related to you. To me? Because I'm going to show you. um I'm not going to play the audio, but I'm going to show you. There's a video doc.
00:28:54
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but but the chey You've had years of practice. There's a video. They did like. Oh, bro, you're going to get your hair caught in that shit. And then it's game over.
00:29:10
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Well, he's just barely moving. He's stopping it with his thumb. I was going to say he's using like his whole face. It's not really all just his tongue. No, he's not using his thumb because he's got it out.
00:29:26
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At least they're plastic.
00:29:30
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I don't know. I have 30 seconds left. Oh, he's going back. yeah They don't look like they're very powerful fans. I'm saying. Yeah, that's not what I was expecting either. ah Now I'm not impressed at all, bro. Cheers to practice. So am I. i don't know what I don't know what that. I've had more years of practice because I'm older than you.
00:29:51
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i Like I said, those my fan goes way faster than those. I have references to say I know exactly what I'm doing. I'm just saying. It literally looks like somebody started those fans by hand and just spun them and he stopped them. Yeah, it doesn't it when you see it, it doesn' it it doesn't it doesn' there's it's less impressive. It's not as impressive as it sounds. But he does look like he could be related to you. He's a hairy motherfucker. I'm just saying.
00:30:19
Speaker
Is that like your equivalent of saying all black people look the same, Jeff? All hairy people look the same? Sure, why not? That's Squachism. I'm not going to stand for it.
00:30:33
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You're Squachist. You're a Squachist. I've never seen a black guy look alike. if you did but Yeah, you have actually a lot. You're the one that was so good. All thought was black.
00:30:44
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like oh clean come off we were all kind of shocked that he wasnt exactly there things that said dude i was like there's no end i bra dude i get it
00:30:56
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Anyways, what do you got next for sir? Oh You know a little bit of this and a little bit of that and a little bit of their house My last story I should have won before we did it Yeah, I agree. You should have definitely. I didn't realize there was a video until I was scrolling through the article. I read the title and I was like, this is hilarious. I get to make fun of greg for being hairy. Yeah. hey Right. Uh, you want to do one more before we go to, uh, Barrico. Yeah. Um, we pulled around. I feel like I had, I feel like I had more.
00:31:42
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Stories and apparently you had a couple of them there. There's that one. Okay. There's that one Okay, I think they're all okay. So we'll go to this one. Um, so Hey girls basketball coach in Connecticut high school basketball coach was arrested the other day I saw that Yeah heard amazing Apparently you're not supposed to try to run over the parents in the parking lot you know There are helicopter parents out there these days. I'm just saying. Well, there was a little bit of an altercation at a youth, a girl's yeah youth basketball game, a little bit of an argument about the game, bad call, whatever, blobby blah, blah, blah.
00:32:31
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But Brian Baez Riviera allegedly drove his vehicle into an individual in the parking lot of Horace Porter school where he had coached the girls basketball team during a game after getting into a verbal altercation with said person. Yeah, you know how how when you go to kids little league games and the dad's like don't fuck unless your coach hit the ball, right? You know, I guarantee it was something like that. Yeah. He said the victim said that He attempted to approach the coach's vehicle at the parking lot, to which the coach intentionally ran into them, causing them to go over the roof and hood of the vehicle before falling onto the ground. First and foremost, this is where I don't find the coach at all. There was already an altercation and and and in the gymnasium between you and the said person. Coach is trying to leave and then you walk up to him on his car.
00:33:25
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That's, that's a clear cut self-defense threat. That's a threat. Yeah. I don't know what you're doing because it sounds, it sounds like the coach wasn't paying attention. He was getting in his car and all of a sudden he sees this parent coming. So he mildly panics and takes the fuck off like the rational person. And who's to say the parent didn't just step in front of his vehicle too. Yeah.
00:33:49
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I'm just, I'm calling it, man. Cause I read the headline when you sent it to me and I was like, whoa, did you just drive another road? He's like, fuck that dude. That'd be bad. Yeah. It was a, it was in a parking lot after. And it was like I said, it was already after they had an altercation. I'm on coaches. I'm on coaches side. I am too. I'm okay. Hey man. I already got into an argument with you inside the gym. I'm trying to leave and go about my business and now you're approaching my vehicle. You're lucky you didn't get shot.
00:34:16
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It's a game calm down your kids. You're lucky apparently not that good i've been sure for a reason yeah You're lucky that I just shoot some free throw like fucking shack Yeah, you're lucky I you're lucky I just bumped you with my car and I didn't decide to get out and curb stop you ah you know Yeah, but let's be honest, it doesn't sound like he bumped him with his car. Dude went over the hood and- Well, let's also- Civic, it's not like- Sometimes people are a bit overdramatic.
00:34:56
Speaker
Playing the dad played it off like it was worse. Yeah. I believe it. I'm 100% the devil advocate in this situation. I'm team coach. I 100% agree with you. I don't see the problem. The coach was literally defending himself. Yeah. I'm team coach here. And maybe maybe you should mind your fucking business and go home with your sorry ass excuse for a kid who can't play basketball. Your kid is the reason why we fucking lost. So. Maybe you speech your kid instead.
00:35:33
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Yeah, maybe you should teach your kid out of fucking belly basketball. Let's be honest. It's It's girls basketball Yeah, it's not even a real sport at the You get some of the trans kids on there though yeah as youre saying that in a couple years There's gonna be a bunch of dudes and girl cosplay playing on the team anyways and doing it better. So I Continually just continuing to show men are superior than women even back in our day. We used to call that non-varsity Because if they were any good they'd stay on the boys team I apologize That was horrible. Anyways, we'll be right back they so We haven't played in a while
00:36:25
Speaker
Well, I just uploaded a new song and I'm going to download oh got brand new music. but um Um, while we're on break, I'm going to download another song. Hopefully. Well, cause I want, I wanted to play because you heard me get back in the kitchen and make a sandwich.
00:36:44
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You know I'm teasing, calm down. and Should you be barefoot pregnant by now? I'm just saying. um one of That was a big part of our conversation last night, yesterday. But Brittany should be barefoot pregnant? No, no, no. Women their place. yeah I noticed you don't say that, but Mickey's standing next to you. I'm just saying. Literally, just right behind me. And I had to and i had to reiterate a couple of times, I'm only joking. they You know? 100% satire everybody watching. i was I was more worried about offending Brian. You know, he's a sensitive one.
00:37:27
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So yeah, but you let's be honest, Brian, Brian cooks better than any woman I've ever met. I'm just saying, Brian, putting a group chat about doing something with his 40s, like, did a new Tommy cover. And now I'm going to go with, uh, do a new exhaust. What should I do? Blow bastard, tri-tech bloppity bluebell. And I was like, I don't know. Get rid of the Ford and buy a Chevy. I 100% agree with you.
00:37:52
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I couldn't agree more. Anyways, um unless you have a strong line, what would do? You love us. I do. What is it? Go ahead and go ahead announce it. and Let's play it. Because absolutely something out I don't care. Well, we could. We have time for it. I know. I was going to play Iron Cross. I was going to play Iron Cross just because they're really good. And the. the I can't remember the lead singer's name, but her rendition of Back in Black by ACDC is right on third. I also have brand new music tonight from and from from another artist. But yeah, this is Jesse Rose, who was on the show last night. It's so songs my own worst enemy. So we'll be back here in just a few minutes.
00:39:58
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my almost enemy
00:42:22
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But you only used to know
00:43:21
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I like it. I'm gonna have to add that to my Spotify Jesse Rowan worse didn't get it. I like that That's good. I welcome back everybody to WTF news all the news that is news that makes you say what though? All right, listen now wait a minute I drive aboard I I knew there was something. There had to be something wrong with you. There was something about it. You're too cool of a dude. It's okay if you like guys, buddy. It's okay. Hell, yeah. February 14th. Let's fucking go, baby. I expect at least one good love song, but the same. It's Valentine's Day. Make it Make it near. I like I like it. I'm down.
00:44:16
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yeah have Anyways, welcome back to what the fuck news on bio dot link slash nonsensical network um The next story I have for you is a different one. Let me go ahead bring it up here. So, um You know, we just got past Christmas and
Childhood Nostalgia: Matchbox Toy Airplane
00:44:41
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I was good. I actually had this one saved for last week, but we didn't get to it. But this guy was cleaning out his house and he found a Christmas gift from 1978 behind the wall.
00:44:56
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i enjoy Christmas about 46 years late for an Illinois man while performing renovations on his childhood home. when he found a present had fallen between the wall in 1978. 53, Tim King, ah he owns a construction company, so he's the one to do it. He was renovating the bathroom of his parents' house when he found something inside the wall. I'm trying to figure out what it was, because I didn't look. Got the medicine cabinet. but I mean think it was a board game, if I remember correctly.
00:45:34
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Oh, it was a Matchbox toy airplane set. You know how you get a Matchbox like multiples, but it's like the big box. So it had like 15 in it. Nice. So, you know, I'm sure he, you know, I, you we've all been there where as parents, we buy one too many gifts.
00:45:57
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So you, you don't remember everything you buy until the kids open it. and such
00:46:04
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Yeah. I was, I was going to say like, tin or something yeah, I was going to say like, how do you not realize that Christmas present is missing? However, Christmas day, we realized that we forgot when I cashed his presence and Nicki had to come back and find it.
00:46:26
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And then a few days after Christmas, I was back here looking for something else. And I was like, son of a bitch. And then he's like, what? And I walked out and I'm like, what I it wasn't for Nikki. It was another present. I totally forgot that we bought it because we bought it like in November. It was just, we were walking through Walmart and it was just really cool Spider-Man action figure. But it was like Spider-Man, the symbiote.
00:46:50
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so it was okay any yeah so you had the half the red blue suit and half was the venom like the okay yeah yeah so really it was like one arm was like the venom arm and the other arm so it was like a really cool spider-man action figure and i we totally forgot about it so i was like okay she's gonna go grab it but uh i was like so it was still in the wal-mart bags i just wrapped it up and cash was outside playing when he came in i was like hey hey by the way Merry Christmas to you it's rolling out
00:47:19
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Nice. That actually looks cool. The Black Spider-Man emblem on the front and then the regular. Oh, yeah, just something that i we just seen as we were walking through. My kids love those those action figures like that. I think there's like 15 or 20 of them upstairs. Cash has been collecting. He's been getting them things since he was a year old. Yeah. And there's so many of them. It's it's it's ridiculous.
00:47:44
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but great But yeah, but that would be a cool find, you know, especially Yeah, you know because like I what would be oh there I saw the picture um I'm trying to it's it's photos not loading but it's not like a ah Crazy nice set it even though they're well they're matchbox. So they're not Hot Wheels and Give a matchbox is that match they're not i don't even think the matchbox. I think they're, I think they're like Bob's boys, you know, they like you can say they're kind of the cheap ones. Cause I know like once upon a time, quote unquote matchbox was the, the cheap version of Hot Wheels. But I mean, nowadays they're right up there with Hot Wheels. I mean,
00:48:33
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Yeah. how you get like well walmart like yeah there's I have a buddy of mine who collects Hot Wheels. like he does He does a lot of furnace cleaning and stuff, and and you know kids will throw stuff down the vents because it's funny. And if he goes there and he finds something, he'll ask the adults say, hey, do you guys want this stuff? And nine times out of 10, they're like, no. So he has a complete collection of Hot Wheels that he's found in vents. And one of them was worth like four grand. Yeah. So I get it. But I thought that was cute. It's like one of those things is like, it would have been cooler if it had been something else like he wanted when he was a kid and never got. But I guess that would be more noticeable for the parents who were like, didn't I buy that fucking kid a Nintendo? Yeah. what do you doing
00:49:26
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little but it doest It looks like like a $10 set it's not like a you know
00:49:38
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no yeah, it wasn't anything like stupid ridiculously expensive So there's that that's a plus yeah damn Yeah, like I said unless and Unless that was the one person that he asked for. And didn't get, right? You're like, well, yeah. But in 78, you got to remember, 78 was right around the time when you and I were born, a couple of years later. But you remember like some of the cheap playsets that Mattel came out with, like the the the giant He-Man thing with castles. of Like, if it had been that, the kid the dude would have lost his fucking mind. Why didn't they give me this back then? Yeah.
00:50:23
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Exactly. Yeah. No, that's what I was saying. Like, I wonder how what the value is in that because it's an open. It's a what? 50 something like hot wheels and Mac bucks don't make airplanes anymore. So they're, and if they do, I've never seen. So it's um yeah um very rare. They still do. Um, but a case from 78. Oh my God. It's gotta be with a couple hundred bucks.
00:50:50
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It's obviously preserved because I did see a picture. He opened it on video. There's a YouTube video about it that anybody was well yeah i mean it's been it's It's been wrapped up. I'm assuming that was it was their Christmas paper around it still or was it? Yeah, they were still it was still wrapped in It's it's not even It's not even open it's been wrapped the last several years 48 yeah forty eight years So I'm gonna be like Brittany said she she she sold a bunch of old matchbox cars that she had for free got mad monies I don't know why her money was mad but Give it a snicker. Maybe it wasn't mad. It was just angry Actually, I have the video. It's a it's a Jedi an Instagram video Where it was I left the sound off just in case but this is the the the house in question and There's the present
00:51:48
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that Old wrapping paper. Yeah, it is. the Oh, it's it's a Disney wrapping paper. Yeah, and it's got his name on it. Never good. Well, Timmy, they didn't even have a tag band. Cheap ass parents. Well, Timmy, all I wanted was small sports airplanes for Christmas. And my and I painted my parents my whole life. Oh, they didn't show a picture of him opening it.
00:52:13
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But yeah, I did see a picture um the other day. Let me see if it's here. Yeah, see, it doesn't, I don't see it. Jeff wouldn't know what to do with the Tootsie Pop if you gave him instructions. You want a bet? Not up, Seuss. Why are you making so much noise, old stinky dog? that was catch I thought I thought that was Cash over there, on just sitting on the bed, making playing with his Spider-Man guy.
00:52:40
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No, it's sues laying on the bed staring at the window Yeah, I would assume there'd be some There would be some kind of value to that to the uh to the old airplanes The airplanes. Yeah. Well, I I think i'm gonna do a little investigation and see if I can't find how much those things are worth I'll have to find the picture of the He does have, there is a picture of what it looks like. It's, it's a box, you know, you saw the size of the box and it's got, I think it's got like maybe five to seven planes in it.
00:53:22
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Nice, nice. Yeah, kind of cool. Not so much a what the fuck news story, just kind of a, that's what. Like I said, I thought that was cute. Yeah, well, next one I got here for you. Not so much of a what the fuck news story. I do have two big what the fuck news stories, but Well, I'll start you guys out with appetizers first before we get to the the main course. A little salt bay. A little salt bay. and That's what we do here.
Coors Light's Temporary Name Change
00:53:49
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This is this is a kind of a that's fucking cool. And I'm kind of going to go and I want to get me one. Coors Light is Coors Light is changing its name. um There's no matter what they're changing it to. Yes, yes, it does. OK.
00:54:06
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Uh, there's no better example of having a case of the Mondays than the day after the Superbowl for us sports fans. We all know that a lot of championship games and whatnot are on Sunday nights late. Superbowl is always, there's a thing going around. They're trying to petition to turn the day after a Superbowl and do a federal holiday. So everybody gets a day off, which I'm down for. Why not? Everything else is a tight day off. Yeah.
00:54:34
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and like much saying watch She says they're changing their name No way Jeff can't handle tootsie pops counting the licks until you get I can't count past five Let's be honest. I only have five fingers I get Jeff wouldn't know what to do with a put tootsie pop a put tootsie pop if you gave him written instruction or a video instruction He watches a lot of video. and I can look it up on YouTube He watches a lot of video tutorials, if you know what I mean. Yes, I do. KOIs. Those are called a hypno. However, Coors Light announced Wednesday that it's temporarily changing its name to Monday's light and an attempt to bring bring chill to one of the worst Mondays of the year by selling a 12 pack of beer
00:55:25
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selling or branded a little bit of I think I had a stroke hold on a second yep I smell toast yep yep a 12 pack of beer bearing the new moniker so Monday's light it'll be a temporary thing um you know this is a good thing for all those day drinkers because you can carry it around and people think you just got a new kind of soda
00:55:52
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at least for a couple of weeks. It's going to look like it. They're not changing the design. They're just putting Mondays instead of course. This looks like an alcoholic drink. It's an energy drink. I'm just saying. Yeah. Well, I mean, this looks like an alcoholic drink. It's a glass of water. It is. It's not. It's water. See, Brittany, I'm drinking water. As I got yelled at last night by Jesse, I have to drink more water. I'm drinking water.
00:56:19
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T-shirts. Yeah. yeah Uh, what are you do? The, uh, packaging, which replaces the word cores for Monday is available at retailers nationwide beginning this month for a limited time. Uh, television ad promoting the package dubbed that specific day of the worst as the worst Monday of the year since football season is over. Uh,
00:56:49
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So I am I am 100% definitely and I'll show you guys this is There you go, oh So it doesn't look like a soda. Okay. Yeah. No, I am going to be looking for one of these. Uh Gotta be a nice little version of really a thing to hang on the one big wall behind. Yeah, I wanna I wanna yeah, I wanna I I might I I'm just saying and drinking on Monday's night episode is not a terrible idea if we can drink Monday. life If I could, if I could get my hands on one of those, maybe I could get it put on this bell back here. Yeah. yeah but i Save one to don't drink it. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Let's put a little shelf on your wall. and so glass it say it In case of emergency, the name, the name is kind of corny and kind of cheesy, but I get what they're doing with it. A course light attracted attention on Monday.
00:57:44
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Uh, when else, when a series of ads, including in New York times squares billboard, what's up tech misspelled the word refreshment. So of course light is, uh, is, is all over hire me. They, they, the word refreshment was spelled refreshment. Are you sure I didn't spell it? Yeah. I was going to say instead of F R E it was F E R refreshment.
00:58:12
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in a statement adjusting the that's my new job by way glick as writing uh in a statement address addressing the alleged errors uh coreslight blamed it on a case of the mondays this wasn't nice gently done they did this on purpose to advertise these guys. Do you think they did it? Do you think they did? Like it was accidentally done. And then they were like, how can we fix this? I got an idea. We'll call it a case of the Mondays. it yeah It's either one of the two. It's either like there really really good spin or well perfect preparation.
00:58:54
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Coors Light in their social media posts. Coors Light wants to thank everyone for letting us to know about the errors. Very chill of you. Coors Light, cold, the mountains are blue. You know, that's how you know your beer is cold enough. Very chill of you Mondays, am I right?
00:59:16
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advice That's what they said out there. The case of of the Monday's phrase was introduced in the 1999 film, Office Space, blah, blah, blah, D to D, a whole bunch of other crap going on here. But I do want to, I am a fan of, of course, they, they,
00:59:37
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I don't drink them very often, but I'm not opposed to them. But it might be worth me searching at a yeah Monday's light. A Monday light. Just to get my hands.
00:59:48
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I don't think I don't think I'd change the cans. I think that'd be really dope if they if they if the can said Monday light on it because it'd be so much easier for me to keep a can as opposed to right box. That's what I said. I might just like cut one side of the box up and just mount it on the wall. We mount it to the wall. Yeah. Yeah, something like that.
01:00:07
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um But, you know, that also sounds like a good that also sounds like a good title for for a podcast. I'm just saying Monday's light. Shout out. Shout out to Coors Light on the on the advertisement.
01:00:22
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They had too much beer beforehand, right? OK, see now, now you're digging it. Now you're digging it. You jumped the gun too early. You're premature. yeah yeah You hold a Jeff and yeah you went off prematurely. You can't go off that spot.
01:00:39
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ah I'm not mad, of course, like that. I like I like what they do, dude. Accidentally, I mean, a spelling error. Well, it's it's one of those things is like one of Chris technician. If it wasn't a a mistake, they spun it well. Yeah. and Because, you know, there's a reason why they're called spin doctors, advertisers. I would say either either a perfectly organized advertising employee or oh shit we fucked up but somebody was quick with it in the room and was like I got this I'm just saying that like the person who if that was the case and they're like I got us don't worry about it and starts typing shit out they're just like us yeah
01:01:32
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Because that's the stuff we do all the time. We're always quick-witted with shit like that. Like, don't worry about it, Bob. I got you. One day is right. I've seen that story about the two idiots out in Washington. The first thing that came to my mind was shameless plug opportunity. I said the same thing. You said it. And I was like, dude, he's thinking exactly what I am. You want to talk about plug. place all three of you and myself, all three of us were on the same exact page yeah and without saying anything to each other. So, uh, we went, we went super easy, super fun dinner, hot dogs for fries and macaroni and cheese. Cause Nikki was i i'm not sitting freaking out of the show but wondering what to do for dinner. Uh, the kids have been gone for the last couple of days because they were sick. They were at their moms and, uh,
01:02:25
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She didn't have anything to play. And I was like, yeah, hot dogs out there. We got french fries. And she's like, oh, I got macaroni. I'm like, fucking, let's rock and roll. Hot dogs are made out of, Glick. Lips and assholes. Assholes. Yeah. Assholes and lips, baby. I like both. I want to eat both. Wait, what? Only on Mondays, right? Only on Mondays.
01:02:48
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Yeah, someone fix that shit like that. Dude is so great. Yeah, man. Like I said, shout out to course light, man. Shout out to their advertising team. Uh, and, and, and, and, and, you know, I, I'm digging the Monday's light thing. It is the worst day of the year, the Monday after the Superbowl because everybody's been up late monday's every Monday's terrible. There is, there is no more, there's no more football for another eight, nine months, you know, so.
01:03:15
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Actually the Monday after Super Bowl I'm kind of happy because I don't have to listen Yeah, they're stupid sometimes it happens How are they not counting your kills? Because I just got a kill more at 20. We've got 21. It didn't go up Because we were at zero and they were at 99 and and i was getting killed i just phil how' it why is it start Yeah, I don't know Paul do these dumb sometimes Or you can actually kill the guy. He's just wounded he's faking Or I'm waiting for you to get close Go ahead get closer say But yeah, we're at the exact hour mark just a little over
01:04:05
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What is the next song you have for us today? you said you guys I have brand new music. um Brand new music from our good friend Callie of Callie and Boot and Rally with their brand new song. yeah west which i was informed today when because uh i had to reach out to her i love the new song love the new song digging it uh definitely go get it up and started on on a rotation tonight and she said as soon as the album's done we start filming the actual video for the song so we have the song i have but since you brought it up and you have all these artists i just thought of something
01:04:53
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You know how I refuse to call you by champ. However, if you can convince one of the artists to write a song about the network, I will only call you champ from them. Just saying. Challenge laid out. You act like you really just laid out a challenge. Rocky rocky doesn't count. Rocky doesn't count.
01:05:19
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Who do I ask? Carla, she got your ears on. James, I'll see you Friday. I got a question for you. i usually make i No, wait. I'm not changing stipulations. stipulations or any caveats. However, I would like Jules and Hal to do it because that chick can sing, boy. I was going to say Jules, Derek. I think, I think Jules will kill it. I'm just saying. Derek, not only, not only a former guest, but I'm just saying new theme song core.
01:05:50
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nonsensical network. um just and just I'm just saying. We will blow that song up. I'm just for any artist who's listening. Free promotion. nowlan yeah you really put on yeah Not a challenge for them. You have to be the one to convince them because I will check. ken I will ask them. I don't know how. but Again, I mean, I'm sure I can send a message. Hey, what do you think the chances of you writing a song for the network would be about the network?
01:06:20
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It's that simple. Like said, as you always say, stop talking about it and be about it. Click former, former guest on looks out somewhere. I do want something in the lyrics with my name. I'm just saying. And now member of the network, Derek Wayne Douglas. I mean, he's always writing something. That's that's an easy out dude. That's not an easy out easy out.
01:06:50
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So if Derek's an easy out, then Jules would be an easy out. So would Ireland, so would James. You didn't sell out. The reason why I say, the reason why I say he's an easy out is because he's on the network on Sundays. It's an easy out.
01:07:08
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I'm just saying now you, now you want to change the rules. Now that you know that i can oh nine but you don't you don't have to call you don't have to, you don't have to call me the champ. You can call me ONC.
01:07:20
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No, I'm not doing that. Yeah. You can do that. That's not what you think. You can just know what it is. You told me what it was. Yeah. Well, this is it. I don't remember actually. Yeah. Cause you don't know. No, you told me, cause you told me last, you put it up there and I was like, what is that? And you told me, I just, I don't, I don't listen to 90% of what you say anyway. So everybody, your whole group has been champion, Brit.
01:07:47
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Uh, yeah, no, I will. I've actually, I've actually been kicking that can around a little bit, but I also didn't want to be like, well, I'm laying down regardless, sir. If you're so the champ, stop talking about it. Be about it. Bitch. I have nothing more to prove to any of you people.
01:08:07
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treest any approve it not time and once again hated the network i'm calling cap um'm calling cat do it I created, I created the network. I've beat you guys in every competition that we've had. My record, i every competition we have, I'm like, like 35 and two, because you did win the angel of death last year. And Brian did win but the football. So.
01:08:35
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again, 35 and two is pretty goddamn impressive. Doesn't count. It's a new year. Doesn't count. Doesn't count. It counts for the rest of our lives. That's like saying the Bulls are still amazing, even though fucking Jordan. Oh, so you can't, but you can't, you can't take away six championships. You can't take Tom Brady seven championships away from him just because it's a new year. I can take Tom Brady's championships away from him if I want. You leave that beautiful man alone.
01:09:05
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He can throw me like a spiral. As we break in and try to steal his semen. Mark Wahlberg, Ted, I'm just... yeah go put my foot the watching I'm I put my foot in your ass like I'm Chris Clooney, kicking a field goal.
01:09:25
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Yeah, somebody actually knows. I'm just saying. Chris Clooney loves me. I'm just saying. He likes me. I think he was a huge fan of non-sensical nonsense. I am such a fan that he came back on his own accord willingly for a second time. He has to come back. but Are you sure? Which is, which is, yeah we had to check to see if he didn't stroke out. Dude, you're all right. Glutton for punishment here. Uh, anyways, another score squirrel moment. Uh, we're gonna, we're gonna take ourselves a break. Got brand new music from Kelly and the boot and rally. like
01:10:01
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uh west check it out go check out kelly and the boot and rally they are everywhere at kelly and the boot and rally and play
01:14:07
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like that Oh Cali in the boot rally with West Cali's awesome and she was she was fun. She's uh She is uh, what do we call her the cap? Stoners skateboarding cowgirl skateboarding cowgirl stoner which uh doing outlaw country music i i would love to uh get get her in the outlaws uh uh to share state that is the weirdest combination ever i'm just saying but i like it i'm not mad her shelter rides a motorcycle she makes it work she's cool she was she was cool she's another uh super fun guest that was on glick's house of music so i like this yeah
01:15:00
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Outlaw country. We're looking forward to the new album or the the debut album. Definitely. Definitely looking forward to that. Well, we are back. It is the what the fuck news final hour. I got one more story we're going to do. And then somebody's going to talk about penises. Hmm. It's the one that likes them the most. You're talking about penises tonight, Jeff.
01:15:29
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Yeah. take but ah thank you so easy easy there little buddy i have I have a question for you um about the story before I get to it. ah You still have your dinosaur costume. Yeah. Because in Florida, a Florida museum gathers 468 people in dinosaur costumes.
Dinosaur Costume World Record
01:15:59
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They're literally just like the one one you have there's actually three of the exact the inflatable ones like you have ah Like literally the exact same one you have I think there's four in this picture. Yeah, there's four. Um and mainly is to promote the the exhibit i well, it's actually the Florida Museum gathered 468 people in dinosaur costumes breaking the Guinness World Record. There's a theme here tonight the Cox Science Center. It's Cox, like Dr. Cox from Scrubs. he said And aquarium. i think the I laughed earlier when somebody said duty. ah But to the city of West west Palm Beach um now holds the world's record for the largest gathering of people dressed as dinosaurs.
01:16:56
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Well, I have a video Kind of disappointed. I'm kind of I'm kind of sad and I wasn't invited Well, they didn't want you to take up the spotlight yes, but yeah, here's I'm not I don't know if you can hear this in my But I'm gonna go ahead and skip forward. Oh, let's see them. Look all those people nice Yeah, not. Yeah. They don't have the trip the old record was 252. Damn. So they crushed it. Yeah. That's, that's the Guinness guy saying they now have the record. So I was actually there. I was actually there. I was just the John Cena of dinosaurs. Ah, yes. I had my belt. I had my belt on my shoulder. You can't see me.
01:17:48
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because
01:17:51
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You just wave your little arm because it's short, because it's just the right thing. I can't keep up. But I thought that was cute. Like, I know you would go, but I would totally go with that, too. That would be fun.
01:18:09
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and yeah Or like me, C-O-X, Bish, literally in the chat right there. Like like Dr. Cox on Scrobes. Yeah, that's, that's literally what I say. It was like, I didn't even remember Brittany's last name was Fox. I didn't want to put her business out there, but apparently she did. Um, i mean it's like yeah. Yeah. But it's one of those things. It's like hearing it and saying it. I always giggle lucky. to home
01:18:41
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it happens I'm a big dumb idiot. Whatever. yeah He's a small dumb animal. I'm a giant child. um ah I'm a small child. He's a small dumb animal, ladies and gentlemen.
01:18:59
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ready be though
01:19:04
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yeah You're like, you're like a little teddy bear that lives in the house of like weird sexual. de I'm like, I'm a serial killer that humps. up So you're like, old's crusti the shit so i what's the guy that steals 10 in the first movie? He just stands in the corner. big ah I guess sit they're creepily gone.
01:19:34
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Yeah. It's got the wooden rocking horse. the video then yeah yeah Anyways. and So that is the news I have. I wanted to give you extra time today, because I know we burnt through the last time. Oh, yeah. And I, yeah, well, last week. Plus, we had to jump off, because you had to get away.
01:20:04
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I had to go in and work a day. Meh, go into work. Meh, see? Having a permanent job sucks. Y'all send us money so I don't have to work no more. Exactly. So I can stay home. Wait, I do that at anyways. Send us money to our cash app at Click 13. I don't know what our cash app is. what It's on just's on the banners in there.
01:20:33
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Yeah, I think it is. What the fuck is our catch up? Oh, yeah. Like, click like, ah g like 13. Yeah, there you go. That was so much easier than saying nonsensical nonsense.
01:20:50
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Yeah. Anyways, what stories do you have for us today? But I didn't see it. and we We literally have so many links and stuff in here.
01:21:02
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Yeah, there's Cali in the booting rally. That's how everybody can find her. Yeah, there you go. At Cali in the booting rally. I don't know if we have one for the cash up because we're never asking it. Not those people who beg for money. we Yeah, we don't beg for money. Unfortunately, because we're dumb or something. but If you want to send us money again, click, click 13 on cash up. It's literally spelled just like that. I can't turn my finger. Just I got my phone. like I have to move it. Other side. See, you did the same thing I did. No, because on my end, on my end, on my end, I'm not seeing it. I'm pointing at it. You're doing this. Yeah, I'm pointing right at my name. No, you're not. It's mirrored. No, I mean, it's mirrored. I'm still pointing right at my name. I can see that you're not. I can see that I am.
01:22:00
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I'm with Brittany. You're with us. Is he pointing at his name?
01:22:06
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restrict right i am not is he point I know you're not. I can tell. I can see you. um yeah I have eyes. Well, it should be weird. No, I don't know. I don't know what's going on with these goddamn settings. Jeff, I think I know how to work this fucking shit. See, there it is.
01:22:29
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directly from the mouth of babes. I'm not calling Brittany a babe, I'm calling in general. No, I don't know who that is. Anyways, what is your favorite story for this week, sir?
01:22:46
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I'm fingering it now. Yeah, you are. yeah Right there. I'm so close.
01:22:57
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You have to look at your phone and make sure you're pointing. You got to wait for the delay to catch up. bit but Sometimes I like to watch the replays and squish your head. Yeah, I do that, too. I go like, I can't see you. I can't see you. Yeah. Oh, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy. Well, ladies and gentlemen, gather out the chat campfire. You know what time it is. It's time for a little penis.
01:23:42
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grants
01:23:45
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We need to add, I need to send you a sound clip that you can add and be like the weekly penis report or something like that. Yeah, I'll figure something. Um, yes, it is time. Everybody's favorite part of Wednesday night. We already did that one last week. There's there. There it is. Uh, what is my life right now? Let's be honest. I did it. I did it. It only took three attempts, which let's be honest. that
01:24:19
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ah standard. What is my life right now? What is your life? Imagine being the asshole up here doing the penis report. I'd much rather be in your position watching. Yeah, let's be honest. Like does like to watch the penises. um by We all have our locks in life.
01:24:40
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I think our goal in life is is to teach everybody is to convince the world that we're gay. so all we talk za back that we're gay you have a book You're almost married again. And I've been married forever. and One of the, one of the straightest guys on the planet. One that might be a little bit questionable, Jeff.
01:25:03
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You being in the questionable one, like, oh, we swear to God we're gay. and No, you're not. I promise. Give me one, dude.
01:25:15
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Not as much as you, Jeff. You're hurting him.
01:25:21
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and one down ah leave four point for yeah right Anyways tonight in the ah the old penis report ah From whisper. I don't know. I'm assuming this is still a thing. I don't you ever heard of whisper Jeff actually actually I used to like whisper um i do too But it's ah it's a yeah it's a um for those who don't know. And it's gone now. It's like it's erased because I was going to download the other day because I was going to download the other day because as I've said multiple times, I'm alone a lot. And that was somebody that'll be fun. And I got I went to download it. It's gone. But it was it was a way you can post things anonymously anonymously and then chat with the person who posted it.
01:26:09
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Yeah, you would I posted it that I I accidentally subscribed to glitz only bet Yeah, accidentally and still pays he's on an auto run you accidentally. Well from whisper. It is 21 Hilariously awkward penis conventions That'll make you go what the fuck? aptly titled like it was made for a show i'm oddly fitting Yeah. I'm just saying, uh, bring back whisper. I liked to that app. It was cool. Uh, yeah, it was it was, it was a pretty cool app. Uh, I'll have to double check that. I wonder if it's just one of those apps that's not available for you. And cause you live in a third world country. No. Cause I have, I have a VPN. I was able to download that, that lime eight that you guys talked about, but it just won't let me open it. Wrong app Jeff. No, letter whatever. Lamb and lime. It was straight at the end of the day. I see what I did there.
01:27:08
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The saying I should be in advertising course, like not at all. Not, not, not everything's a home run. wow Yeah. I don't need home runs. I can just get a couple of dinners. It's still there. It's still available. Yeah. I'll just check again. Maybe I have my VPN. I mean, I'm, I'm going to verify, but I'm downloading and installing it. Anywho, to the penis report, 21 hilariously awkward penis confessions.
The Phantom Penis: A Humorous Confession
01:27:35
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That'll make you go, what the fuck?
01:27:37
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Um, again, this is all anonymous. Nobody knows. I just know the States that comes from from Los Angeles. but Sometimes I put a napkin over my penis and pretended to ghost. I know what I'm doing tonight. Damn it. Wait for the tick tock ladies. It's coming. You know what? You know what? I'm not mad at it, dude. I think it'd be hilarious.
01:28:05
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I think I have an idea for an OnlyFans post now. Oh, man, I need to save this. I remember for Halloween next year. I know. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's hilarious.
01:28:19
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Boo. Boo. I'm a ghost. I'm a ghost. I'm so scary. Let's be honest. If that shows up on my FYB, I'm going to be scared.
01:28:34
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It's a ghost!
01:28:41
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It's a ghost dick! That's hilarious. You want to be a ghost buster tonight? I got a ghost in my face. Did you just say no from the background? I think so. Did you just say no?
01:29:03
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Yeah. No, thank you. wow There's a, there's a ghost in my pants. Cream shot. I'm just saying. Cross that off the bucket list. Cause apparently it's not going to happen. Well, Jeff, we have more ideas coming from New York. I was, I was making puppets with my penis one night during a bout of insomnia.
01:29:29
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turned around to find my wife laughing at me. What a weird moment. our relationship I don't know how you were making puppets with your penis. You like you like sitting the opening it, making it talk and like, yeah hi, Bob, how are you? I'm good. How are you? Like, that's an awkward conversation you have with your spouse when you get she gets in doing it. You got like, ah you got like some dry erase markers and a wet wipe and you're drawing faces on it.
01:30:01
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cold it gets put on hiss letter
01:30:14
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those finger puppets they used to be able to buy? You know the little rubber ones that you put on the top of your pencil? He put those on it and goes, it's a monster. Run, villagers, run. Oh, my God, it's Godzilla.
01:30:33
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so
01:30:37
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Oh, shit. I'm full of ideas, I'm I'm a little bit more. I like it. I like it. I like it. I'm just saying, I'm giving you gold here, buddy. Your own fans is going to be amazing. I'm making cock puppets. Cock ghost and cock puppets. Come in your way, Ollie fans. Boy, are you subscribers in for one billion dollar
01:31:06
Speaker
Follow me on Instagram and OnlyFans. You know what you need to do? Nikki's got all that equipment. She's making a little sweater. with our logo. Just she's not fucking knitting. Oh, yeah. We go we go over to the go over to the ah Barbie. Like, why are you buying a bunch of Barbie clothes for? Never mind. It's for my show tonight.
01:31:32
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My fans are going to love it.
Phantom of the Opera and Barbie Clothes
01:31:36
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We're talking Phantom of the Opera.
01:31:42
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You just have music playing in the background. What do you think we're in a little stress? Phantom of the Opera music. If you put the mask on. And the cape. And a little top hat. And a little top hat.
01:32:00
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thank you Would you like to sing for the Phantom of the Opera, Nikki? You didn't want to go ghost busting, would you like to sing some opera to the Phantom?
01:32:14
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you start getting requests your other and no yeah bla show you hear danny from greece jack danny or do you want remember danny down and ah and
01:32:36
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a
01:32:43
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you bra
01:32:50
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Can we do Danny from Greece? Do you want Jeff Danny?
01:32:54
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she's ready he said he stripped her oh horse me i think he was gay just man you know what that happens sometimes
01:33:04
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Welcome to the penis report but
01:33:08
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uh where were we not even friday yet um yeah oh man i cannot wait till fucking friday uh this one's for our stoners out there from new york one time having sex while i was high i told my partner i felt like my penis was radiating happiness was what radiating happiness happiness well you you uh glitched
Absurd Penis Stories
01:33:36
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there for a second when he said, it that's why I said, like I think your penis had an aura. Yeah, just.
01:33:43
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yeah and That's not a good thing. I'm just saying it's purple. Like, stop grasping it firmly. yeah that you for if anything If anybody knows about things a penis shouldn't do, colors, leakage, rash,
01:34:04
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It's Jeff. Critters crawling around. It's Jeff. Jeff has had penis critters of all sorts. Actually, I've never had one. Surprisingly enough.
01:34:21
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a We got to whenever I feel down.
01:34:35
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Here we go. check yourself in on par rollla goes i just saying Whatever I feel down, I looked out at my penis and thank the creator for giving me a big one. I wonder what that is. You work in mysterious ways. Why is it so small?
01:34:55
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ray all of a sudden I'm really depressed now. I went from being have went from having a mildly disruptive day to now I just want to go kill myself. all that I need to rejoin the church. I don't know. That's sad. But you know, he's a trade off big dick. Believe in God. I'm just saying. we I don't care.
01:35:25
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yeah no Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch. I'm just saying. yeah You know that guy who wrote that actually is a micro penis, but it's on whispers. yeah Nobody's ever going to know. I've done it. Well, there's not a picture of it here to prove itself. Damn.
01:35:53
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Uh Del Mar says I broke up with my girlfriend and now sometimes I feel like my penis is singing a whole new world from Aladdin every time it sees your icy yoga pants it sounds like He's alone a lot yeah ah And no, no, no you you should just stay right where you are you're fine yes just matter bring me are we making you uncomfortable talk too much it'll be over soon
01:36:25
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but brittany i want you to put your finger on your mouth like this yeah to sit back and really enjoy their backpa exhibit ah sometimes when i'm naked
01:36:41
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Oh my god, what the fuck is wrong with the world?
01:36:48
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i sorry
01:36:52
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specific specific i just behold ive ever meet britney a person the first thing she's gonna do smack me yeah You're an idiot. That's a normal reaction from women when they meet you for the first time. Well, it usually takes five minutes. Yeah. Well, maybe I should stop my openers with nice tits. I'm just saying. Yeah. Well, it seems to work though.
01:37:17
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yeah what Hey, man, go with what works. If it's not broke, don't fix it. Well... yeah got my one little Hey, Hey. I got that win. I think if I would have said that, my wife, she would have thrown me off the balcony we met on. enter but Good possibility. um Yeah, i who anywho, that more whispers to your courtiers.
01:37:52
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you know i don't want that yeah Come here, little fella. Oh, poor little guy. What the fuck? My wife just goes, did that chick just smack you in your dick? Apparently so. Oh, don't worry about her. That's just Brittany.
01:38:10
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samny so choose It's just like a flick walked in. yeah that's That's how they're kind. Say hello. The nonsensical guy. The nonsensical hello.
01:38:24
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Come check. but
01:38:30
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That's a nonsensical greeting right there. Just walk in the room. and finally i wife from you on but yeah ah more More whispers here for you, Jeff. Sometimes when I'm naked or using the bathroom, I use my penis to tap thing um tap things on my phone screen.
01:38:53
Speaker
I'm just laying in bed, playing Monopoly Go with my penis. Don't mind me. You know what? The next time I text you, buddy, it's my dick pushing the buttons. I'm just saying. So if it's unlatchable. I can't be a ghost. Can I play Monopoly Go? Don't mind me. I'm just sending you a text. No. No. I got a firm line.
01:39:20
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phone to my dick. Don't mind me. I'm just texting Glick. yeah We're dick texting friends. I will text now. with our dick one We don't have a relationship. We don't have a friendship like that, buddy. You can't dick text me for 30 years. You don't have to text me your dick. What's the point? I call bullshit. This relationship is a sham.
01:39:47
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ah
01:39:51
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i even it call you by first of you like call it now yeah i I even call you my friend if you don't send texts with your dictionary.
01:40:03
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i would expect but
01:40:08
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Buckle up. It's only January. There's going to be plenty more quotes from Glick in 2025. There was a very firm no from the bathroom, by the way. anything You can't you can't oh shit, you know what I'm gonna do it see the jack Yeah ah Sometimes more was sometimes if I get an erection I yell I yell at my penis I
01:40:40
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that it has no reason to stand up. It works and it makes you go. You have no reason to stand up. So he dominates his penis in his submission? You like it when I talk very to you, don't you?
01:40:54
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yeah well Sit back down, you little bitch. I'll give you the what for. Yeah, come on up.
01:41:08
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ah I'm trying to hear your actual response to something. These are the best dick stories we've ever told, I'm just saying.
01:41:24
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I'll do a couple more here. ah but What the fuck is wrong with people? I put my penis in peanut butter. I put my penis in a peanut butter sandwich because, you know, why not?
01:41:40
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I didn't throw it away right away. When I went to clean up, when I came back to throw it away, my friend that already ate half of it. Oh, that's a good friend. That sounds like something you and I would do. Like here, like I brought you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Eat it. Oh, that's nice of you guys, buddy. Why does it taste like dirty dick? Why does it taste like a dirty dick, Joe?
01:42:07
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I'm going to ask why your dog's licking my balls.
01:42:14
Speaker
Enjoy your sandwich, buddy. Enjoy. it ah it's it's It's there in the chat, James. if you Let me know if that works for you. If not, I'll send it to you. um I just love this. I put my peanut butter sandwich because, you know, why not?
01:42:35
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just You know what? I'm not mad at it. I'm just saying. Not everybody can afford a flashlight. ah Life must be going good for that guy. I'm just saying. I just hope it wasn't chunky. I'm just saying. It was chunky after. well
01:42:52
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Well...
01:42:56
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ah What's up?
New Music Video and Set List Preparations
01:42:58
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What up, man? What up, buddy? Dude, I just got done back from the studio. I just got my music video done for a silhouette and put it up for premiere on YouTube. Nice. Yeah, I saw it. It's like five hours. I just came home. I started practicing my set list. I've been fucking playing my gee guitar, my get guitar. Nice. Yeah, I know how it goes, bro. I turn it around. There we go. Now it looks now looks more presentable.
01:43:25
Speaker
Get your shit together, James. Jesus. Be prepared. Shit. Come on, man. That's it. It's OK, baby girl. My my dog, man. I've been gone all day. My dog's really missing me right now.
01:43:40
Speaker
Yeah, the new video dropped. He's not going to ruin your career, but. the clip Yeah, that's a ruin in your career. You know, I'm going to a show Friday night, right? Yeah, I just got a couple more here real quick. hey admire for how i How do I see the chat? Oh man, I don't know. the fucking On the phone, I have no idea.
01:44:08
Speaker
Yeah, you should able to swipe it. I see him. Yeah, I got him out now. There we go. What up, John? Oh, yeah, by the way, I'm playing silhouette Friday night on acoustic. Nice. This is going to have his phone and I'm going to debut before it drops. It's Hell yeah.
01:44:34
Speaker
So you'd be able to meet Jay never by now. I don't know how many people is going to come out, bro. My hometown either loves me or hates me. I'm like Nickelback here. I like Nickelback. Fuck them. That's why I'm saying. Yeah. ah Yeah. Just got a cup couple more here that will wrap it up with bullshit for a few minutes. ah There they go. Come on, man. It's really nice, very carefree how my penis was just described by a girl I hooked up with. That's all it says.
01:45:06
Speaker
I'm curious on how she described it. She said it's really nice. No, she's described it. It's really nice. i actually it was o dickies but but It was really nice. Very carefree. That was her quote. That's how she described all boys. I'm not mad at that. that was but yeah i'll be right down bernie you that was her It was small.
01:45:35
Speaker
It's very nice. It's really nice. good to say Very carefree. since we Since we finally have a woman on the show to ask opinion, Brittany, is that how you would describe a guy's penis if it was small, cute, and sweet? I've been distracted trying to figure out how to get on there because I'm super stoned. So repeat it. I'm watching that. repeat it Repeat the story real quickly. Please. I'm sorry. Sure.
01:46:07
Speaker
And now I couldn't hear you because I was trying to get on here. So the guy said that he was impressed. He was, what, what was the story said again, Glenn? So it's, it's, it's really nice. Very carefree. Not my penis was just described by a girl I just hooked up with. Man, my dog's got my girl's boots. Oh, shit.
01:46:33
Speaker
They got my hat, too. I was trying to find it. Couldn't find it. Next thing you know, I'll go over to their dog bed, but I also got them. And, uh, tore up. Fuck, yeah. Love it. Love it, man. Dude, it makes me smile. That's why I wake up with a smile on my face every day. Get my shit chewed up. Fuck, yeah. Yeah, right? Love it, dude. I had a... Actually, you know what? I didn't realize where I was. I'll save the rest of those for next week. I'm halfway through. yeah Ladies and gentlemen, it's your what the fuck news weekly penis report. Now go make cock puppets and cocktails and cock sandwiches. Hey. Yeah, I'm waiting. I'm going to make a sandwich out of me. What? Because, you know, my last name's Cox. You'll see it again. Oh.
01:47:27
Speaker
Anyways, the answer to that, I don't know. um What did you say? Low hanging and carefree? No. yeah isn Really nice and carefree. I'm really nice and carefree. What's happening? What's happening right now? That doesn't sound good to me. We are. We are.
01:47:52
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Yeah, she's done. Liking is carefree, that means it's like, it's not doing the job, you know? It's not turning to the left or right. Yeah, it's not working hard, you know what I'm saying?
01:48:06
Speaker
We do now. well So I don't know how I would take that, but I mean, everybody's different. I'm just saying, I just wanted a female opinion about how you would describe a guy's dick like that that. I think that was more of an insult. Like it's kind of like a roundabout twice saying it's, it's cute. It's nice. And I'm like, no. Yeah. Kind of like that. that I agree. I can't feel it, but okay. I like its it might be in like the neutral zone. You know what I'm saying? She was like, try not to be like to me.
01:48:44
Speaker
Well, so she's like Goldilocks. It's just right. All
Weekly Penis Report Tradition
01:48:54
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right. and anyway guys penises ah james we on On Wednesdays, we do, of course, the news show. and And we we when we started to do this show, oh like the second episode, Glenn came up with a list of penis stories that he found on Buzzfeed. And when we didn't do it the next week, people got upset that we didn't have a weekly penis report. Like that's why they showed up. So now every Wednesday we do a penis report.
01:49:25
Speaker
It wasn't even supposed, it wasn't even meant to be a thing. It just kind of happened. but It turned out to, and now I have to search up penis stories every week. So that's fun to have in my search history. Not my Google. today wednesday yeah Every Wednesday. james like i made a report wednesday um i thought it was tuesday she I thought it was Thursday. so I wish it was Thursday.
01:49:52
Speaker
That means youre you're you're two days away, man. Are you are you ready? ah Are you prepared? Do you know what you're going to do? I can prove it to you. Oh, please. By all means, we're we're about ready for breaking. Y'all want to play some country rock shit? Hell, you know what? actually lets Actually, if you don't mind, instead of taking a break, why don't we let James play a song live on here? Absolutely. That's perfect. I hope y'all hear me good, because I don't know.
01:50:20
Speaker
Let's be honest, we play and sing way better than we can anyways. If I suck, my bad. On your worst day. I can't get a refund on the hotel. What's up?
01:50:38
Speaker
I think so. yeah the rain of I'm out. I non fromable who cover for the weekend you think I'm going to Richmond, Indiana. Rosscat. I keep thinking you're like saying Richmond, Virginia. and I'm like, oh, well, I would be able to go, but no. You can go and just drive, just jump in the car and drive to Indiana. We got Rosscat.
01:51:08
Speaker
kind and theres for funeral a thing on and i have family out there how do you Yeah, I'll be right back talk much sales. I'll be right back James is Jason pussy. I'm just saying It's like a two-hour drive from us it's not I mean and and I don't mind I like road trips and Nick here we can iron known for our
01:51:40
Speaker
Random spontaneous. You guys do take us. You guys do take us. You know, we like to, we can getaways here and there and whatnot. But, uh, yeah. Uh, and I was kind of bummed because he was supposed to do the show last weekend. I was like, man, I'd really like to make that drive out there. And, uh, Friday, I think it was Friday. Yeah. Friday. Uh, he was up on Facebook live, uh, doing a couple of songs because the show got canceled because of weather.
01:52:10
Speaker
And he said it was rescheduled this Friday. Nikki was at an appointment. She came out, we're going to Indiana Friday. She's like, what? So we're going to Indiana Friday. Why? Hey, what's in Indiana? Not much, but James is performing Friday night. So it's like, she's like, how far Indiana? is Indiana? 14 hours. What?
01:52:37
Speaker
relax you disadpa enjoy it and It is a little boring, I will say.
Travel Plans and Chocolate Trail Excitement
01:52:46
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Yeah, oh no, we're walking. so It's two hours. Indiana's right next to us. It's like two hours. and but um forgot i thought ah like No, no, Indiana's right. They're our neighbors. Yeah.
01:53:06
Speaker
But however, i think we're going I think we're going to do a ah chocolate trail. or yeahy do Yeah, there's like a chocolate trail you can go on and there's like 12 different shops or some shit like that. And he's found and whatnot. So he was excited to do that. I think we're going to do that while we're in town. All right.
01:53:34
Speaker
All right, so you guys want to do this? we Yeah, we got a we got perfect timing as we got we got 10 minutes left. So this is perfect timing. yeah We got a rare.
01:54:03
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Make sure it's in T. I put new strings on it. It's fun.
01:56:39
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Ooh, I probably, I don't know if I fucked up or not. I just sounded a little off. That sounded a little off to me, but my bad. No, dude, I looked a little off on you. No, that was good. That was pretty dope. That was awesome. No, I think I said a little off. It's obvious it is. Everybody's going to be like their worst judge on their own art.
Musician's Performance Anxiety
01:57:01
Speaker
So, no, stop. That was dope. I'm also, I'm also hired and fucking addressed Buzzy right now. Hell yeah!
01:57:12
Speaker
Tickling Jesus' balls, as Blaze would say. yeah i i'll never i can't play I can't play shows live. I just can't do it. i can do so How many live shows have you done so far? Oh, damn.
01:57:29
Speaker
do i mean Fuck, count <unk>t I I've been playing, I've been playing live since I was, since I was 19. Nice. But like, as far as like bigger shows, like I'd say 20. A lot. Hell yeah. I've i've been, uh, I don't, I used to have damn shows in a while. It's been a minute. Yeah.
01:57:56
Speaker
Uh, Friday night, are you, are you doing, uh, are you doing, uh, cover all covers or are you doing some original stuff? I know you said you're going to do silhouettes. I'm going to do, I'm going to do both. I'm going to do, um, I'm going to do cuffing this cloth originals. I'm going to come from this cloth. I'm going to do Ramblin outlaw dangerous silhouette. Uh, shit, whatever else I have. hey where the fuck it There it is right here.
01:58:17
Speaker
Yeah. I'm not going to do too many originals because it's a bar and I'm just doing it to get some extra cash in my wallet, to be honest and plus. Yeah. A lot of folks around here really want me to play a show. So I said, all right, fuck, it's a win-win situation. So, and then I'm selling merch there too as well. So, yeah. Enrichment Indiana.
01:58:43
Speaker
check how far it is like what that's Like just just about two hours, maybe, uh, maybe just a tad more depending a upon traffic, which will probably run into traffic because we're going to head out after I pick Nikki up. I'm gonna pick her up from work and then we'll be packed up tomorrow and have shit in the car. And as soon as I pick her up, hit the road. So we'll get in there and get out there and get checked into the hotel.
01:59:07
Speaker
I can't remember which one we're staying in. I hope you like the show, man. I hope it's worth it. If not, I'm riding, man. I'm going to kick the stage over and burn the place down. They had a reschedule, man. The snow we had here is so bad. You'll see it in the music video. You'll see how bad the snow is with the snow, bud. There's a scene in there where there's a whole bunch of snowdrifts. It looks so fucking dope, man. I can't wait for y'all to see it.
01:59:32
Speaker
Yeah, we, we, we've gotten a bunch of that snow as well here. So, I mean, trust me, I know what you guys are going through and we actually weren't even supposed to get any snow. And then yesterday we got about an inch or so last night, but, uh,
01:59:45
Speaker
Yeah, no, we're we're right there with you with the snow. So I mean, for me personally, I'm kind of glad it got rescheduled because now I get the opportunity to come out. So yeah, and was gonna show up it could be a little bit, could be a lot of it. I ain't even worried about all that. I'm just excited to come out and get to hear you live and get to meet up in person. I don't know if you've seen the new, uh, the new logo that I designed the other night, but this is what will be on the shirt. Show you real quick.
02:00:14
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Oh, that's dope. I see. So that's what I'm putting on the shirt. And then the back will have a nonsensical network on the back of it. So I think he's actually going to do those tomorrow. Do the shirt and whatnot. And then I'm going to make me a hoodie because I'm like, I think I need a Glitch House music hoodie. When you get to the bar, I'll take you to my car. I'll let you hear silhouette. And I'll let you know what I did with just Trey as well and sign out. Yeah. Okay. Hell yeah.
02:00:44
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Yeah, that one's dropped in in February, man. I don't know, man. I'm in music mode, bro. Me and Jay had a very serious conversation in the studio today, and I'm, like, stoked. Yeah, man. um you know You know me, i'm I'm definitely in your corner.
Passion for Performing at Dive Bars
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I'm excited for you. I'm excited for the new music, obviously. Getting to come out and see you go live. Yeah, man. I'll tell you what.
02:01:10
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This bar is like a dive bar, dude. This is a dive bar. I love that. That's our favorite. That's our favorite. I was saying I looked him up and I followed him on social and stuff like that. Uh, it looks like a cool place man down there and said, said it's a historical part of town and uh, you know, the bars used to be in Richmond. Nice.
02:01:36
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Yeah, Richmond is actually, it used to be called mini Chicago because it was actually back before Chicago was bullshit, you know, but he's called me chicago because it was, it was such a good functioning city. Then it kind of went to shit because of crack heads and math heads and shit. It happens. What are you going to do? No, no, we're, we're looking forward to it. I think it'll be a fun show. I think, I think, I think you'll, I think you'll be awesome, man. I wouldn't, I wouldn't stress over too much. Just get out there and do your thing, man. Do what you do.
02:02:05
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Oh yeah, I mean, I'm gonna have fun. I'm gonna have a lot of fun. I'm probably just gonna, dude, I'm just gonna do it, man. Just have some fun. Just do your damn thing. Yeah. Yeah. I feel that's what I do. I have just switching me, bro. Like, when I know it's time to go, dude, I just like, it's fucking, it's weird, dude. I can't really explain it, man. It's just something that that came with me over time.
02:02:25
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There's a squash on the loose. There's a loose in Richmond. Yeah, this weekend, but there will be a wandering squash in Richmond, Indiana this weekend. See if you can find them. Next week on what the fuck news.
02:02:47
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wandering swatch wanders into a bar. Dude, I got this town tattooed behind my ear. 765, bruh. I have a song called set in 765. There you go. I have to rep this shit. Got to rep all the meth heads and the druggies, dude. You know what I'm saying? I love NERK. Yeah, I was going to say, I love NERK. I love NERK. I love NERK. I live way out in the middle of nowhere, dude. So I think God bless me with that, man. I live way out in the middle of nowhere, dude. Ain't nobody talking with me. I actually have a sign in front of my yard that says,
02:03:17
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It says no trespassing vilers will be shot survivors will be shot. I have the same time. Do have the same.
02:03:28
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Donors and we have the same sign. Yeah, no, I think i love nerd, but I don't think I could ever get 740 or nerd tattooed on me. Where you from right here? Read it on my chest, nerd. I forgot your belly like to block.
02:03:47
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very airly dark life baby yeah I mean the meth, the hookers, and the salt.
02:04:01
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I'm gonna eat some rice cuz I'm I'm gonna cut right now and it sucks. So Right. You're getting fucking Jack dude. I seen that post on Facebook. I'm like Jesus Christ Right now I'm 190. I'm trying to be 205. That's the goal. That's that's my that's the biggest I'm gonna get I feel like any bigger is just not okay. Yeah I told Nicky, I told Nicky when we were looking for a shirt so we could so I could print you so she could print you off that shirt. I said we just need to get him an extra medium. Extra medium. I'm out growing on my ****ing clothes man. That's why I have to get like the stretchy material, right? It helps me last long.
02:04:40
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a matt har no Yeah, no, I feel you man. I feel you I'm honestly very proud of that but I can't talk about it because like people like oh there's motherfuckers your douchebag fucking go into the gym lifting weights they could eat something fuck you yeah go jesse rose ah oh yeah yeah like most steroidoids do That's another funny way yeah my ah my I guess last night, Jesse, she, she's a big, she's real big into fitness and she's shredded, man. I mean, she's, she's shredded. She's a badass bitch. I love that. I know some girl bodybuilders, man. They don't fuck around, dude. They don't, man. It's crazy. I'm like, holy shit, man. These motherfuckers keeping up with like the men dudes and insane. Yeah. um right Yeah. Fuck the haters. You're out there trying to work out for yourself and
02:05:32
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you know you You want to look a certain way, fuck with everybody else. he exactly I have to do something every day that sucks. And if you eventually do something that sucks every day, you'll start to like it. you know to just house yeah You have to embrace it. For years, I still hate it. I'm just saying. So I love going to the gym now, man. was Like, you know, I've been going there for so long, but I'm friends a lot of people there. So I go there and I just fuck around. I basically do whatever the fuck I want. And my cousin is about to marry the general manager there. So fuck. Yeah. And look up. Oh, yeah. Got that got the hook up. That's how you hear me.
02:06:15
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Well, as much as I hate for this tonight to end, I got to wrap it up because it is the end of the word of our news. So thank you everybody. Listen, thank you everybody. Coming in for your chats. James, I'll see you Friday, buddy. I'll see you Friday, y'all.
02:06:34
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Click. Do you got anything to say to the people as we, as we head out? Wandering drunk Sasquatch in a local dive bar.
02:06:43
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um opinion if if yeah If you listen to this show or any of the other shows on the network and you want to go to Richmond and hear some good **** music and if you find the Sasquatch, if you're the first one to find the Squatch and buy him a beer, when we get home, we'll send you a nonsensical nonsense swag pack. There you go. You heard it here first, folks.
02:07:09
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everybody go squash hunting this weekend Go hear some kick-ass music from James Luecker and find the Squatch and buy him a beard. If you are the first one, we'll send you a ah slag pack. And don't worry, it's not like finding Waldo. He's easy to find. He's a big dumb animal, of folks! Everyone that's a foot caller than everybody in the bar.
02:07:34
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You're either going to see it. Find the beard. He's not hard enough. He's going to be the drunk asshole at the Miller Lake. <unk>m actually very breadly i'm not an asshole all right i'm very friendly i'm a friendly squat um your friendly neighborhood squat
02:07:51
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debatable but okay guys yeah a go and hang how you doing how you doing they don i mean and good i'm sure I'm shaking babies and kissing hands, goddamn it. Wait a minute, hold on. Was that right? yeah kiss you Yeah, that's why you lost that governor's election, I'm just saying. Let me shake your let me shake your baby and kiss your hand, ma'am. But don't forget everybody, bio dot.link slash nonsensical network
02:08:24
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Everywhere you find all the podcasts that you want to see is there. And of course, um, go ahead and shout out real quick. Nikki's, uh, Facebook and Instagram and check out beauty and the beard creative corner. That link is also in our bio link. Go give her a follow, give her a like. And, uh, if you want to get some nonsensical gear, uh, let her know, or if you want something customized.
02:08:52
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Uh, she can do these and shirts and various styles of cups. So just ask her what she can do and tell her what you want and we'll get you taken care of. She'll give you pricing and and all that stuff. And, uh, if we have to ship it, we'll ship it. If you're close by your friendly neighborhood, squash will hand deliver it to you.
02:09:11
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It's squash delivery. as if That's better than Uber. I'm just saying. yeah But if you do get some merch, if you do get some merch, take a selfie with the merch and send it to nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail.com. Yeah, don't don't send naked pictures. We got enough of those. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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and who hosted on the show so everybody can see you're rocking the merch. and yeah Thanks for everybody listening. No haters when I'm there. All right. Take it outside. Thanks for everybody watching. Thanks for everybody listening. We are out of here and that is the news that is news that makes you say what the fuck. What the fuck? Be good or be good at it, baby.
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