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Nonsensical Nonsense: New Year same Open panel insanity part 1
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Its a new year but ya boys are the same ol idiots
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Lively Introduction & New Year Banter
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mike there
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Welcome to the fucking show.
00:04:15
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Hey, y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, from my helmet's on tight. Baby, we bought the rhythm with the tism. Let's get with it. set my deck and ain't my asshole you sons and bitches
00:04:31
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You know, know that means it must well see now I can't hear him again. I don't know one asie fucking new year Sure. New Year, everybody. Hopefully you guys have fun. We're a few days into the 2025 season and now we're still here. So I guess that's a plus. Yeah. oh Unless you hate us. as We know some of you do. Let's be honest. If you hate us, thanks for watching. We know you do. But hey, happy Saturday. day Welcome to
00:05:21
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nonsensical nonsense. If you're not already drop that follow because
Social Media Presence & Content Links
00:05:28
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we are everywhere. We are on Facebook, Instagram X and TikTok for the foreseeable future. Uh, we are also live Monday through Sunday on a YouTube, Facebook and Twitch. And you can get all the replays on whatever podcast platform you listen to, whether it be Spotify, Apple, Google,
00:05:50
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My heart tune in wherever we we're basically everywhere at this point in time You think with all the places that we were in that these motherfucking places would be paying us money, but they're not and What are you gonna do but you can find all those that The nonsensical network or simply go to bio dot link slash nonsensical nonsense. It's gonna be scrolling down there on the ticket all night long It'll be down there for you ah Can you hear me? OK, I had to fucking mess with. some Yeah. Every time I unplug my headphones from my laptop, I lose all the audio to the show and it won't come back. I'm leaving it coming back. and That's what happens when you just connect the headphones from the but place, but it should go. It should go to the computer. It should go to the speaker on the laptop, but it doesn't. That's what I'm saying. Like I totally lose everything. wow
00:06:46
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So New Year's save shenanigans. It's called shit. like
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ah So much don't shit. It's fucking technology stuff is killing me, too. My kid just said it's because you're old. She's such an asshole. I threw a punch. Yeah, I was going to say that sounds like a throw punch opportunity. But I'm just saying.
00:07:15
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sounds like fun just a boat punch a whi ah so anyways um all just next back will be we'll be up in a few minutes As I was saying before I was so weirdly interrupted You know about like Yeah, point it yourself motherfucker Just because he starts talking I could talk over him, but then you start yammering on.
00:07:39
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And it blazes like, hey, what's going on here? Somebody say we. Like, I have no idea. I'm going back to Batman and getting fucked by the Joker in the ass. I mean, what? I just I just mean it. That's a that's a weird Batman game you're playing, please. It is, too. I think I've seen that porno. Now, if you're on our piling, don't get too. It's called Scatman. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, scatman.
00:08:09
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You're busy. I could, uh, yeah. On the new buy link. You said the that, Nikki stuff's up there. They're cold in the weather and it's snowy out in this football under there. Really? And, uh, yeah, there's a dog in the bedroom. I've only been trying to say it for five minutes. Don't, don't like jump in and act like you're doing something creative or helpful. I don't know what you're talking about.
00:08:35
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I tried to do the intro, and Rick starts talking, Jeff starts talking, so I'm just like, ah, fucking, I'll just. I forget there's no fucking intro. ahll just I'll just watch this shitty ass Cleveland Browns team continue to shit it up at the end of the season. That's a pound lineman pick up, get an interception.
00:08:58
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and And he was like, I'm too fat to run. And he just kind of just of a whole ball of fat.
00:09:09
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just smell over He just gave up. He started to run. And he was like, he's like, fuck this. This is too much work. He took yardage off this plate because there's nobody around. And he was just like, nah, I'm not. I'm boring it down. I'm good. His belly. His belly's hanging out from his jersey. Pop it around like a bullet. jell It's fucking January. I don't want to do this. We're already ready to play off. So I'm not going to run. I don't care. We're winning 35 to 10.
00:09:41
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I got an interception. What am I going to do? Oh man. My stats and call it that. That's okay. Both of them fucking, everybody I needed except for as they flowers did what I needed for my bets. They flowers decided to park his ass. I got a reboot on him either way. What are we talking about football? Yeah, I guess. Fizz ball.
00:10:06
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Talking about the. I have no idea what we're talking about. I don't know what's well, you still need to finish your intro. It's. Fuck it. Nobody cares. I i don't um need to follow us. You don't need to find us. You don't need to get anything with the merch or anything like that. Just just I care. I care. You know what I haven't said yet this year? Don't follow us. Why? are you mading And you know what you're not going to say this year because it's fucking creepy and we're going to catch charges. I wasn't going to say it. I'll say it now to answer your question. It's not creepy when you say it, please. It's only creepy when Jeff says it. It's only creepy when Jeff says it because Jeff says it. Yeah, exactly. A lot of things. Because Jeff, you make it sound like they're doing it. You're doing it from the back of a fucking ice cream van.
00:11:01
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says the guy looking for a van
00:11:07
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When Jeff says that it reminds us all why he's in Mexico because he's on a fucking list Like you moved there willingly he was like shit Speaking of lists speaking. Did you
Exploring the Newsbreak App
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know there's an app? It's a news app. Oh, let me look at it real quick is Oh, shoot. mean It's called it's called Newsbreak. It's called Newsbreak. And it actually has if you go to their crime map, crime map. Yeah, yeah, whatever. but I don't mind that. And then it'll it'll bring up. um Oh, shit. what go Oh, it brings up a sex offender map. Nice. Yeah, you can look in your local area of all the sexual offenders around. you
00:11:55
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Yes. That's been around forever though. That was like the first site on the website and the internet. I told you guys months ago about the news break out. Like when we first started doing what the fuck news, I was like, download the news break out. Oh, okay. Well, that was before mine. It's everything in there. It's got.
00:12:10
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It's got literally everything, sports, entertainment, crime, celebrity, anything and everything. It's in there, local, localized news. They just did it. They just have a new app that came out and I haven't had a chance to tinker with it. It's not an update of the app that they have. It's a new one. It's called Newsbreak Lite, but it just automatically downloaded on my phone. I love the app. It's there for everything.
00:12:34
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good ah get then you you could You can set it for local, so you get like local news. like um my I get a a whole local section just for nerd. and if if you're a amateur If you're an amateur journalist or writer, createing you can create an account and actually write your own articles and post them.
00:12:57
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We know what we can do on Wednesdays. We can post on Newark's like today and what the fuck news. Wednesday nights, we'll just get the what's it called? Oh, that one had a. What's it called when when it's typed out? What's it called? Fuck. My brain shut off. Transcribe. Transcribes. Yeah, it's a Transcribe version. It's easier in the middle of a sentence. My brain just went.
00:13:27
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What's it called? It's on a transfer. This is the problem to try to learn three languages. You forget. when You could barely speak English. You barely could speak English, you goofy bastard. you You're your only. watching The worst part, the worst part about use this Duolingo is the parts where it's like it's it'll it'll tell you to write out the word. I'm like, I can't spell it in fucking English.
00:13:51
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yeah i'm saying why don't you Why don't you focus on your native tongue first in English before you try to learn any other language? However, I have a 90th percentile on Duolingo, by the way. I don't know what that means. I don't either. A 90th percentile? This is like, I have a 3.0. As opposed to 4.0 is perfect grades. I have a 3.0. I think he's using that Common Core math. I think he has two.
00:14:21
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Well, no, I'm also very early on. I'm i'm just getting past like, hello. No, Monday 17, by the way. so Three days. No, I've i've just totallyly learned over 200 words. I can't recall a single one off the top of my head, but.
00:14:44
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But, yeah, there's that. um This is Saturday night, right? We invite others up. I think we're going to. Are we going to wait until after we draft? No. he yeah Well, I don't know. He already put the links down. So open door challenge, motherfucker. I don't know. I don't know. You guys told me. and I tried. I tried to do it. We're waiting. We're waiting for a while. We'll still be up in a few minutes. Tried to open that and now the open door challenge. Just tried to say that we were going to do something tonight.
00:15:18
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It's twenty twenty five. We've been doing this for how long and you're you what makes you guys so you're doing it for it. We've been doing it for how long so you should learn and what makes you think what makes you think it's going to be different? You know, you know, I I had that conversation with myself at the you know, we had a new year, you know, new goals. Jeff's got a **** bingo card because he's retarded.
00:15:46
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ah sure he's got He's got the bingo card, but he ain't got the dabber. I'm still looking for one. Jeff's bingo card, because we all know Jeff likes to do things the easy way. The best bingo card is smoke a pack of cigarettes, drink a two liter of of Coke, dos ah eat an entire 24-inch pizza by myself. Watch TV. I don't know what you're talking about. It was the first day of the new year jump and Jeff had already yelled bingo four times. He's like, guys, I'm going, it's going crazy. I'm fucking killing the honey, honey. Why, baby? I'm just saying.
00:16:27
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hasag what
00:16:30
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Just like host a podcast with Blaze. Bingo. Bingo, I win. yeah yeah I'm not even two eggs in a 2025. I already got like four bigs in this fucking game. Speaking of, speaking of Blaze. Full fucking card, bitch. And hosting a podcast. Last night was weird not doing a show. And sorry about that. I ate a batch of rolly, it turns out. I would have looked i had a, I had a, good I had had a glit moment. Yeah. I heard that.
00:17:00
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Yeah, go that's what happens when you dont talk about too late. This was a gas station. Bro, I don't want to hear about it. That could only be called a Glick moment if you... Yeah, you can only call it a Glick moment if you eat four-day-old Taco Bell. Taco Bell. This was a gas station Stromboli, so I don't know how long it's been. Yeah, it's been at least a week. things like that Yeah. No, I did the... re I throw threw up a replay of the Grand Outdoors just because... I saw that.
00:17:31
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I was like, yeah, we're going. I'll throw this up. Well, yeah, 20, 25, you know, new year, new podcast host, ladies and gentlemen. Still on his brain bullshit from last year, though. Glick is announcing his retirement. Jeff, you're fired. Connor, you're fired. Blaze, you're cool. like ri you here on fire fire days Fire fire fire firef fire fire. I'm sure I was here on a Monday too, bitch.
00:17:59
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there jerry your're high calm down you can't be fired no You can't fire me. I don't even work for you. That's right, Cameron. Big Dick Rick. That's working. Why we get played. That means we're slaves. BDR. Yeah. Yeah. I'm bringing it back in 2025 slavery bringing it back. It's podcast slavery. He's bringing slavery back.
00:18:24
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but I can't, so I can't even repeat half of what we say because I'm already on a chat band on Cod and why it's playing on my account. So I ended it longer and longer and longer. And I only got a chat band because I called somebody a Fortnite sliding little pussy and they reported me and I caught a three-day chat band. I was like, this is so funny. You know, I actually saw something interesting. We'll start playing Fortnite. No, I saw something interesting that there's a website that you can pull up everything anybody's ever said on
00:19:05
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the other day this guy he he's like former cia or something i said there's websites dedicated to what is said on these games yeah theyco because like when a if you wanted to do a terrorist action, you don't use WhatsApp or Snapchat. No, no, no. You go on to like backgammon. There's a chat room there and you can talk on. I'm going to go to C5, you know. know ah bill age Yeah. Yeah, there's no way that they the champions, the champions are something new. You know, Call of Duty and Fortnite and everything like that have gone so goddamn woke.
00:19:47
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You got to you got to like before you even play when there's an update, you have to agree to to friendly gameplay and blah, blah, blah, blah. And I still have some 12 year old. Yeah, every every time we were the epitome of the phrase emotional damage when online gaming came about. Oh, yeah.
00:20:09
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Well, we've said it about a million times that kids today wouldn't last on the playground in the 90s. Of course, of course, they wouldn't last on the original online video games we played. Yeah. oh Of course, of course, back then, most of our comments that we said were directed to our own group because we had a we had a solid we had a five man team that we all played together every weekend. So I mean, most of our insults were thrown at each other, not necessarily anybody yeah else. And in the party. Yeah, but I don't care about that guy over there. I don't know him.
00:20:45
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but better Every once in a great while somebody might pipe up and try to start talking shit to us. And then it's like a five on one gang bang. It's like like a little pretty blonde girl walking into a room of black guys, you know what's going to happen. What? but Oh, yeah, you don't watch more. Never mind. I've seen that video. Mickey just looked under my dare in the headlights and she's like, the fuck? I'm surprised I didn't. Speaking being banned, Rick, you want to hear some bullshit? I'm always up for TikTok account. My personal TikTok account, my big one. Yeah. Yeah. Permanently banned.
00:21:25
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For what? I don't know. Did you even go live? I had no idea. You weren't even on it? No, my account, my account is gone. Where's Harry Rube's? They took my account down. They sold it. Yeah, it's gone. They sold it to Elon Musk. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. No explanation. No reason why. Nothing. I appealed it. I sent the appeal in. It lasted like two minutes. And I got an email back that said, oh, you went against Camino? Oh, crap.
00:21:56
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I'm like for what? yeah Yeah, here's the thing when it got when they say that that I think that's just a blanket statement they use because. Like if if if you were in a court of law, you'd be like, OK, fucking prove it. And they'd be like, oh, well, I support you because it's there we for preview. That's funny.
00:22:19
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Yeah, my whole fucking account is gone. I went against community guidelines. and That's wild. The last video I posted was New Year's Eve night at around midnight. I was like, every new year, you know, I'd like to say a new year different me, but let's be honest, we're all going to be the same assholes we were last year because and I know this because you guys follow me.
TikTok Ban & Content Rules Discussion
00:22:39
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Yeah, you right. That's literally it. And it got banned like the next morning, Peter. But I mean, if I was a.
00:22:47
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13 year old whore promoting my only fans doing around the ball. My dog's dick. While I was half naked, I'd have 10 million dollars. Sounds like you need to learn how to talk to a better. Yeah, sounds like it sounds like you need to get that. Get that hula about and take a shirt off. clay She used to. You're rocking. Yeah. Right.
00:23:11
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It sounds like a good thing I have my backup account that I had. I was looking at it. I got that backup account on there. I haven't posted anything on there for years. The last video I posted was something for this like three years ago. Really? So last night I posted a video basically just promoting my own. So like, let's see how long this lasts. You know, what at the end of the day, it's like,
00:23:35
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And it seems to be only you. Like Blaise and I don't have a problem with our TikTok. yeah Like I said, there's there's there's people there's people out there that don't like me. And then there's people that are not in my life or have not been in my life that I give two shits and a fuck less about. That's still in their house. And why it's just like.
00:24:03
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Y'all ain't got nothing fucking better to do with yourselves. and That's what I was saying. I was telling Nicki and I were talking about it. We got a friend of hers. His son literally goes on to TikTok live him and his buddies and people pay them to drink.
00:24:18
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They make a ton of money. yeah We do that every Saturday night and nobody's paying us. And there's some bullshit. And they're like, they're like, if you give us a cowboy hat, we'll do you six shot and they get fucking obliterated. I go on tiktok and you can see that much of my beer. And you get you're working on your band for five days on the street. You're like, can you send us 20 dollars? I know, but we can on Twitch.
00:24:45
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so well that's on char like that people use yeah we are on dwitch So I mean, that's all he does. yeah even have so how many appears Uh, um, uh, the first one of the first guys we interviewed the guy I went to high school with he literally tells everybody how to make drinks on there and then drinks them Well, not to mention that but I mean the the amount of girls that are on there and women that all they do when they're live They're basically naked flash that bo the booty hooves that we were talking about last Saturday. She's not wearing a whole lot yeah or or or so them or all their videos or them them them
00:25:29
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Fucking promoting their only bands or something, but it's just like make it make sense to me tiktok. Like how does this work? Like why is it okay for some? Not okay for others and then like I said i'm not even mad that I lost my account. I mean, yeah, it fucking sucks Yeah, but you were making did you lose the money that was sitting there from your any money you made? Yes, yeah I don't think I had much in there because I would cash it out. There's a creator Yeah, I was a creator where I'm a creator. i across creator you got If it was listed as a creator, you got paid every time somebody watched a video. And like I just checked mine two months ago and I haven't checked it in years. It was like I had like twenty six dollars in there. Yeah, I would usually cash it out every time I got like twenty thirty dollars in there. So there probably wasn't much in there. But we're creators across the board.
00:26:16
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My three chicks I had my I had that one I had my backup and then we have our fun But like make it make fucking sense like you tell you can't it's just like cob logic, dude You can't make it make sense. It's whatever the fuck that is. Yeah, like you said you're you're on a you're on a band But every time I go on there I got some 12 year old kid telling me I'm an inward and that he's having sex with my mom, which is impressive on two things. And my mom's dead and she's a pile of ashes under my driver's seat. And B, I'm clearly not an inward. I mean, or you get the guys with the names give like or child. pick It's like, what the fuck? And they get away with having those names.
00:26:55
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figure that out it's it's's but yeah like i right dick I'm not and not necessarily pissed off that I lost my account. I'm more mad that I lost all the videos because I had some really good videos. Mine automatically back up to my phone. So do mine. But yeah, but needed a bunch of them because. Yeah, because after a while, it's like, fuck, I got no more space. Yeah. Oh, don't I never run out of space. I pay for the super big fucking cloud space on my phone. Yeah, I'm not paying for the super big fucking space. Yeah, I do.
00:27:24
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for that exact reason. I don't think so. Stick track is for your stick. You got the first one of the year, dude. What? You're a fucking And cancel.
00:27:50
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Well, how's it for the iCloud space on my phone? Because you save everything. Dude, I got two fucking kids. I got three. two I have my two kids. I got two kids.
00:28:04
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You also don't take. I don't. Yeah, I don't take pictures of my kids. one what But I don't either. Like I don't. I looked the other day. I don't have like five pictures of myself. thing Nobody will ever bury me about anything because I got receipts for everything. Yeah, that's why you're a nerd. I don't I don't need receipts because I tell people to bring the receipts, but they can't bring the receipts because I play buying games and I mind fuck them when they want to argue with me. So when they try to bring receipts, their receipts work against them.
00:28:35
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Sure. You have to, you have to know how to play the game. If you're like, in ah if you're like in a texting argument, you got to throw things in there and say things in between where they can't fucking catch you and get you hemmed up on something. And then what are they going to do? Bring a fucking bring a break. Well, I don't talk to anybody or argue with anybody on my phone anymore. I'm like, bring your ass up on my podcast. And even then I only want to argue with anymore either. Cause you're not worth my time and energy.
00:29:02
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you know But no, when I used talking to argue with people, yeah, because people would try to bring a receipt, and I'm like, why you got it cropped? You got the receipts, but why is it a cropped photo? So it's edited. Show the show show the full video or the show the full screen. Don't crop it. I want to see your battery life, too, you know? Oh, Jesus. You want to see what? Like, I want to be able to see the battery life and and everything when you're when you're sending me a screenshot. Yeah.
00:29:33
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Oh yeah. I want to see the dots that tell you to go back and forth. Yeah. There's a reason why nobody comes up with receipts when they come at me because they can't because I like to mind bug people. And then I push buttons and then you get a human matter at me because I don't give a fuck and I push buttons, which causes them to freak out even more in text or whatever. So it's just like, just ignore everybody. I win.
00:30:01
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viki used everyone that Every time we would get together and and drink because she spent two weeks in a Psychiatrist class in college. She thought she was a shrink and she would try to mentally like mentally shrink me Okay,
00:30:16
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she's got two different degrees okay she's got two different degrees but she would yeah, she would try to dr. Phil art science very well it comes in handy andly you mad at me Because I would flip it around on her and start to get inside her own head. and I'm like, why are you trying to shrink me?
00:30:30
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I love psycho battling. There's that. does just She just thought she was like the smartest person in the room. And she's like, oh, with trauma something let me go get him. And it's like, you know, I never heard a Chris Angel mind freak. its I thought that. You're going to the mind. Oh, what? What? What? What? You heard what I said earlier.
00:30:59
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you eight
00:31:06
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over there talk of shit but then you won't say what you' said so i can hear you that you so bugger I'm a motherfucker. I'm a milk fucker. Got a cougar in the bed. I'm a cougar fucker. Oh, don't get Jeff started.
00:31:21
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what you know what i got another video we played play the time of the year too i'm just gonna say it in the bedroom is really just playing the video for you i'm going to but that happened let's see it's in the nonsensical nonsense Mickey said, you can fuck right off, Jeff. No sandwich for you. it just Yeah. Like she's going to ever make me that sandwich. she owes mean You know, I could, I could foresee Mickey making me a sandwich. However, it would probably be laced with rat poison. Oh, that's just, that's just a pepper.
00:32:13
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Hopefully, hopefully in 2025, Jeff left some new stuff. My father and I are having a battle right now. You're what? We're having a battle. Who is? My father and I. What are you guys battling about? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a battle right now? Who's having a
00:32:48
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and come anything want just Once for for anybody out there listening once Tweedledee and Tweedledum managed to figure out how to turn on their computers and show up got poo on it <unk>s got poo on it So I need up here. I'm done listening to you. With it being a brand new year, um obviously, Jeff was the angel of death last year. Not nothing to really brag about, to be honest. We certainly only killed five people.
00:33:21
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Nonetheless, nonetheless, you are that you are the victor. Hey, I am the Vin Diesel, the angel of death. Doesn't matter if you win by an inch or mile. winning's Winning is winning. It's like we're going to be shitting our meetings the other night. But did you win? But did you? plot Shut up, Blake.
00:33:41
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strange i mean technically We killed six but we can only count five because the sixth one died the day after fuck jimmy carter you sorry yeah' yeah yeah at the beginning of At the beginning of the football game today the Browns game they're like <unk>d like to reflect and and have a moment of silence for the late great president Jimmy Carter you'll get no moment of silence so during their whole moment of silence I was just rattling off dumb shit dude that Jimmy Carter's death pissed a lot of people off but I don't understand why but for a lot of different reasons
00:34:29
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he was there's people pis because because of flag code they have to run his flag at half met or the flag at half the president die you put the flag half back yeah yeah and that's pissing off the incoming inauguration verse it pissed off about it It's literally pissing him off that the flags have to be at half mouse mass because of you. It was black by law. The incoming president is pissing him off because he doesn't want that during his inauguration because because he thinks that he thinks it makes him look bad. He doesn't like it. I haven't. hear I haven't heard that. I haven't heard that. do you Do you guys ever read Trump's truth social posts? They're fucking out sailing. No.
00:35:13
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you crazy is i like two ninety percent they should agree on the internet i can't see i heard it own it his own no they like it's his because is probably cuted if you specialist trump but oh you yeah yeah yeah I'm talking about trump's oh i'm talking about his own word his own words no i don't you yeah he's this and don't fuck with that i'm talking of only paying attention to politics once every four years, but I didn't say to i didn't say ah specific most most of his stuff and I don't I don't pay attention to it, but I don't pay attention to a lot of social medias. I don't think it's from us. isn it
00:35:51
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Well, speaking of social media, so I was last night I was going to bed. Oh, thank you. This morning when I woke up, I was scrolling through TikTok. I don't know. and And I saw something. I was like, no way this is fucking real. And I looked it up. So Aubrey Plaza's husband died. Yes, I did see that. ah Now, oh what I read was Aubrey Plaza and her husband found it. And I was like, wait a minute. What?
00:36:18
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But and then I reread it like four times like, okay, worded really weird, where it sounds like they were both found dead, but it was just him.
00:36:29
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um
00:36:35
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Yes. Yeah. What's up, Jeeves? What's up, Jeeves?
00:36:44
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um i'm I'm still a little bit kind of confused about the whole Inauguration and flags that half mass being upset. and Okay, so okay. Okay. Here's right. All right, so i jimmy carter did this Hold on hold on Jimmy Carter passed away. He was a president so under under US code Okay. Yeah, so and was it was the last time of the night before Trump posted a truth to his own platform how it's it's It's bad that it has to happen during his inauguration. He was he was crying about it. I agree with Trump. Fuck. Fuck Jimmy Carter. Put the flags in. Put all the flags in full staff. fuck let it but But it's not done just because of Jimmy Carter is done because that's the way the U.S. code flat code is written to to honor any any president. Yeah. Any president. Yeah. and put it yeah but Regardless if you like or not. Like Trump, when he dies, he'll get the same the same. tsh
00:37:44
Speaker
But Jimmy Carter does not deserve that respect. like Are you saying that we should put the flags back and full staff because Jimmy Carter dying makes you go six to midnight? Yeah, basically feelings. Six to midnight. No, because fuck Jimmy Carter. That's why.
00:38:02
Speaker
I don't know enough about the guy, I don't know why everybody hates him. The reason why Glick is mad, because if Jimmy Carter would have died one day earlier or six days later, he'd be a happy pig and shit. Yeah, that's why he's mad. That's the only reason why he's mad. Fuck Jimmy Carter. Yeah, that's the only reason why you're mad. Wait, I've never denied that. That's not a secret. We know why I'm mad at him.
00:38:31
Speaker
yeah but you came off with this youre the john madden at this podcast jeff You're mad at a dead person for all the wrong reasons. yeah you This is my life and it's my journey. And you shouldn't judge me, Blaze. How does that sound? You communist? Nobody judges you with your commie ways. Oh, I get judged a lot. I judge Blaze every time I re-listen to that episode we did on that Thursday. Stop re-listening to it.
00:39:06
Speaker
I'll tell you what, but he great away they went whether you agree, and and I'm not saying that I disagree with, with Blaze's points of views all the time or, or anything like that, but whether you agree with him or not, the guy can hold his own in a room against the room. I've watched him on TikTok and I'm like, man, I want to say something to the chat. Cause my boys going in all over, they look dumb, but I also don't want to get started on me because I am dumb.
00:39:34
Speaker
i just did right Jeff came into a debate chat, not really realizing what the roles were made himself he pissed everybody off.
00:39:45
Speaker
I just wanted to get in the chat. Basically a regular day. You're like, i just so you guys know, I'm on your side, but my boy is going off on you.
00:40:01
Speaker
You know, we got a whole drawer full of spicy things. Oh, he's like, I got a whole pants full of spicy things. It's a small spicy thing. it's ah it's a point of right home about like i heard I heard you like tattoos and you're into small needles.
00:40:31
Speaker
i you other right damnmit or ah hard So, I'm prepping the colors for the death list. Blaze, I made you green, by the way. I found out today that Nikki's racist. Oh, she told you. I could've told you that.
00:40:58
Speaker
No, she was in the bathroom and she said, time to segregate these cards from the whites.
00:41:05
Speaker
She's the only one. Obviously. Hansel! I said, you've raised this segregation has been over since like 1963. What are you doing there? Except in Mississippi, it just ended in 1989. You it they don't want these cards from the whites. OK, easy, Vicki. I don't know if you knew that or not.
00:41:28
Speaker
She said, I'm washing the fucking clothes, dummy. Here you are. Sorry, Nickelback. Sorry, baby. It's just it's just. I want my. It's a racing car. I know. I'll put her there.
00:41:55
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um but
00:41:59
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absolutely That's funny. jesus you crack jordan yo shit She's not racist. since She was doing laundry. Calm down. Left, please.
00:42:16
Speaker
Oh my God. I'm offended on behalf of someone else. Oh my God. Did you guys hear on nonsensical nonsense? Glick's fiance is racist. He said it. Listen to this video clip that is not altered in any way, shape or form or edited. you Listen to what she said.
00:42:43
Speaker
that because that's what our haters do. I've seen it done. Oh, yeah. one start I have no time for the bullshit anymore. I just I just mock it and make fun of it anymore. Fuck all the bullshit. I that's my plan for every time I see another Karen. Yeah, I'm offended, too. Not really. I don't care.
00:43:13
Speaker
And nobody does. I'm sorry. What's up? Hair. Nothing, it's glitched. Like cookies? Mm-hmm. Rawr! I'm offended! So she's hanging the colors, too?
00:43:30
Speaker
Jeez. They're coloreds first and foremost, not colors. They're coloreds. Coloreds. No wonder you didn't last very long in the clan, Jeff. I'm sorry, it was the militia. Same thing. i kicked out So it's trying to be woke, guys, we should be woke. If what? It doesn't make playoffs, right? Yeah, I think so. Now, since you needed since you needed to win and then they needed help, they needed like Miami to lose this week and Tennessee to win or something. So, yeah.
00:44:08
Speaker
Yeah. Since he still needed help, but they had to start by winning tonight. I think Pittsburgh is in regardless. Yeah. Pittsburgh's in it like 10 and six. They, they would, I can't say needed Baltimore to lose the Clinton. Jesus Christ. Cheese and rice.
00:44:29
Speaker
I think this will hit me. no Well, I'll say, I'll say it now. I feel like when it's getting in touch with his inner emo. It's not a face, dad. Let me.
00:44:47
Speaker
the lemy wait Let me kill my stare. Did she say? What did she say? She said, what's the limit? Let me kill myself now. Let me is a who he was a lead singer of Motorhead.
00:45:06
Speaker
And ugly motherfucking man, but yeah, oh Ross the du he has some giant fucking moles on his Holy moly moly We him holy moly You're not gonna wear that I don't know my fors and greens why do you have? it was paparazzi jewelry and and I bought it for like five dollars something at some point I feel cool. It's her clan now. It's for her clan now. The Maltese god. so which It's when she's feeling a little bit frisky and she wants to be domineering, she throws on a bracelet. I just want to dip my dough in. I'm only a little bit dominating tonight. say ah feel I feel like i feel like feel like i I should go back to the 80s
00:46:02
Speaker
Uh, try out for a role in a, uh, Brian Bosworth movie with this thing. Get you a Trans Am and call it a day. Yeah, man. Get me a Trans Am. I don't know. I might find a use for it somewhere. Extend your regular belt. Extend my regular belt. I could just buy you a collar.
00:46:27
Speaker
If you really want speaking, ornight god speaking, speaking of belts, I'm curious to know what the angel of death belt is going to look like. You would, uh, we have a real too type that's not locked in. I need to do some tinkering with it. okay Um, it was all, we must've deleted it. It was in the overlay. Uh, hold on a second. I have it somewhere on my phone.
00:46:56
Speaker
I just have to find it to have it somewhere. We showed it a couple of weeks ago. Well, it's been all yeah it's been a hot fucking minute since we showed it. Would it be in my screenshots? That would be would it be in my screenshots? I have 500 fucking screenshots because we do have angelel Angel Angel later.
00:47:18
Speaker
later o it's the funny thing about screenshots and saving stuff is I have this weird things like I'm going to save that and it's good. I'm going to use this and then I find it 10 years later. I'm like, I don't get it. Why is that so funny? Where was my edit? Yeah, I literally i you know, you know how ah your your Was it your Chrome cloud would like on this day and, you know, three years ago and it'll show you like it'll remember it'll say you took this picture three years ago. I'm like, why the fuck did I say that mean, dude? All right. So, you know, and I don't say this because I'm like, Saturday, I'm really not like I'm not voted by. Save it for Monday, Blaze. No, no. But like Facebook and Snapchat will like bring your past memory photos up.
00:48:12
Speaker
And I'm like, I don't really want to look at that shit. I think everybody lost audio. It's it's it's sometimes interesting. Yeah. This is like but like the wife and I went to Belize.
00:48:28
Speaker
and And and pictures popped up Belize and I was like, fuck, wasn't that like five years ago? but they good but And I was like, oh, yeah, I guess it was.
00:48:42
Speaker
It's weird. I just I I'm not a person that likes to live in the past as much as I have an issue with ruminations, but like I try not to and like I find social media like being kind ah Like it's literally it's yeah, it's counterintuitive when it comes to trying to move forward Yeah in some ways. Yeah in some ways it is yeah was there's there's stuff on my Facebook page that you know because What was the last time you ever cleaned out your Facebook fucking shit, right? Now, I'm not like I'm not blaming social media on it. I just well, I mean, they do perpetuate it. But what I'm saying is being cognizant of it. It's like, well, I can just ignore it. Well, the thing is, though. We are the exception to the rule as in like we don't care about looking back, but 90 percent of the planet is like, I remember that. No, because I don't know. I bet 90 percent of the planet does not even talk like that.
00:49:39
Speaker
you do how you know it's up no no no it's but's so but's some what what's up rip ah narrow can i know it does it does look darkt i asked him if he died it the fifth i think he did Because those streets are known. The funny thing is, it's it's funny because the other day he was talking about it and then and he was like, I'm not going to do it. And now it looks darker. I see where you're going with that. Yeah. I think yeah that's what he did. He was distracting from the fact that he was going to do it, but I'm going to leave a little bit of gray in so they won't notice. I see how you go. I see what you did there. No, I guess. No, I said that I was going to die at all gray, but no, I haven't died it at all. I don't, I don't, I don't know if it's just because.
00:50:29
Speaker
I put some all and stuff in it before the show. The other day, yeah I just got out of the shower. hu Maybe that's what it is. That's what it is because the other day when when when Blaze brought it up, you had just gotten out of the shower and you sent us a video of something. I don't remember what it was because you guys are going off on Snapchat for three hours. It could be the lighting. He gets out of the shower. Yeah, it's basically he's like, guys, should I put this on my fucking OnlyFans? I'm like, no.
00:50:57
Speaker
but if I don't get those ones. think things like Yeah, I never get it. Nobody wants to see your asshole, dude. That's a lot. and awful What's up, for don by the way? Jeff, you can do an awful lot about my only fans for somebody. You know what they say? Don't stop protest much. Hey, I'm just supporting you, buddy. Oh, your bully food is well man. make Uh. That's so. That's so gross. Ooh, you fat guy with his only fans. You're my favorite picture nibble. I don't hate any for having to know. That guy in a little. I don't think I have a. What is it? Bigger than your. I know, but I like I don't I can't see what's on it. It's just black and white. Just trying to place on the dresser. I may or may not use it if we don't. and I was gonna say, if I don't decide to use it, we can throw it away. one not pro Oh, but ah I didn't know what you were doing with it. Oh, okay. like
00:52:04
Speaker
um Yeah, I was going to say Jeff will come up here and start talking about a photo I posted and be like, I haven't even said anything about it. How do you know about it? It's on Onlyfans. That's behind a paywall, bitch. You're fucking when you were you were still on TikTok. You're typically pop up on my TikTok feed because, you know, the people you're following, I just go through, I just see. clickke
00:52:29
Speaker
Yeah, so I mean I didn't post my only fan pictures on my tiktok then that would be scroll so fast don't aim up need hip fires That would make a lot of sense as to why I got my tiktok man if I posted my only favorite photos did your o up on your link anyway and you win Maybe that's why you didn't get now maybe that's right not bad because you didn't send those photos Because that's what the chicks do
00:52:55
Speaker
weren're showing it up Yeah, he's right want make You need to get in a sports bra on a fucking thong and climb on top of bikini and do some stupid dance. I Also think shut up rib dog I call BS on you I also think that I also think it looks dark too because I've Recently we we changed our room around today. So I'm in it like a different kind of youre own know more wrong They put baby in the corner. right ah you belong Nobody puts in the corner with they did like else i make the differ because you're in the corner. I had to. I had to get to a spot where it puts click in the corner. Yeah, I had to get to a spot where I could display the belts, man. They're all that's why she's got that little bracelet. She was like, she was like, I'm going to be domineering of listen getting a right in the corner.
00:53:50
Speaker
get the corner It's her control bracelet. She can shock. I've been beeps a couple times and he knows why. now And then if he doesn't, it zaps him any fucking cowards. Why can I not? When he talks back, she squirts into the water. but Like he's a fucking cat. and you teach get me that Smack for the newspaper when he's too I well don't think so. I've never really been on a panel. She's got the potatoes. He's always wanted one time that I just stripped change in one or two. I will literally just tell change. Well, please, I was going to show you what the belt look like. But for some reason, it is saying error i lin every time I send it to me.
00:54:38
Speaker
no that
00:54:42
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It's all gravy in the name.
00:54:51
Speaker
it want to go work for it again jeff no way about it's It's not that important right now, dude. Don't worry about it. It's apparently really important to them. i not
00:55:04
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yeah
00:55:09
Speaker
Mmm, my name's Rick, and I'm just so cool. I didn't fucking do nothin', I'm just sittin' here. You fuckin' mean. Apparently, they're very, they're very weird and worried about it.
00:55:24
Speaker
Rick, are you participating? My beard was actually done. I'm sorry. But the fact that we're having the conversation about you guys asking me if I dyed my beard and I said I didn't and Nikki didn't call me out on it, she would have known if my beard was dyed and she's already said I'm not allowed. So. I want to die at all. Great. Here, Blaise. Oh, OK. Yeah.
00:55:52
Speaker
I'm going to tweak it and change it around a little bit. I'm going to put it so I can have it saved. I said I wanted to dye my beard all gray. And if I did dye my beard gray, I would admit to it. Well, you know what? or like I i hate you ah hate to call you out, but stop talking about it. Be about it, bitch. No, wow. Nicky won't let me.
00:56:19
Speaker
So, I can do is talk about it. So, so up and youve done that just shut up. Shut up. You're stupid, bitch. Try to use my. Nikki, he called you a bitch.
00:56:35
Speaker
Chokes on you. I got an earbud and she can't hear you. I got a snapchat. I just called you a bitch. Just said, Nikki, he called you a bitch. I can hear that. I know.
00:56:50
Speaker
He's also retarded, so he doesn't understand that you're literally three feet away from me. And if I called you a bitch, you would have heard me. That's what I'm hoping for. Because why are you all hanging out together? yes yes great lines think a lot yes special needs i wish I really wish I had a bike helmet in here.
00:57:12
Speaker
good My name is Greg, and it is my friend's place, Jeff and Rick. Yay! Together, we have four IQ points. Together. Together, we get each other. It depends on how high Blaze is at the time of the count. I was going to say, 90% of the time, i get I have custody of the brain cells.
00:57:36
Speaker
but like biglic i'm not um and i go connoation Can I get visitation with the brain cell today? Yeah, sure. 20 minutes later. yeah go i'm gonna take a napb Here I was to go get a brain cell, but then I got high.
00:57:57
Speaker
nicky has blaze earlier ah he was and i said Well, he's right about draft buzzy, but he's not quite eagle nipple. no yeah The other day Blaze and I were going back and forth and sending voice chat. I can't remember what we were talking about. We were talking on Snapchat and he said something and Nikki was sitting right beside me and she just started busting out laughing.
00:58:23
Speaker
I don't remember what it was either. She was like, how high is he? I was like, I don't know. You want to ask him? He was like, something about Jesus. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was. Oh, yeah. She's like, are you high as a giraffe? I was like, no, I'm i'm i'm um' tickling Jesus's balls or so.
00:58:44
Speaker
Something to that effect. ah The Catholics. Thank you. you could you do in a little v like I sure do like them belts. I like them belts too. Prince Brad taters. Okay. Connor said it would be five minutes. and look car you You know what? kind don Connor loses his first two round picks now. Why?
00:59:14
Speaker
because I'm the commissioner of death. And I make the rules. Wait, no, I thought, I thought Jeff had, had, had dominance over the, the death list this year. No, he's just the, he's just the angel. I'm just the killer. Which, which again.
00:59:33
Speaker
Okay. Which again, he just, he froze. He did freeze. I thought it was me for a second. Can I freeze? No, you know, he fucking froze like a motherfucker. Yeah. see That's what happens when you start talking shit about the age of death. You don't. I was asking, I was asking Rick if he was participating.
01:00:04
Speaker
Yeah, I have them on the and the list. I have the list ready. I just need to start putting in names. Like, i i have I have an idea why while we're waiting for Glick to figure his shit out. You want to run down the the the the the rules to the deadline? Well, that's the thing because this year we have new rules.
01:00:24
Speaker
And I need to make actually explain to me because what we also also need to all decide on the rules because there we are going to have emergency fix this year and where you can you can swap out like like last year. um Connor had Reba McIntyre on there. So if he sees, you know, Ozzy Osbourne circling the drain, he can send in a message to our WhatsApp group and say, hey, I'm making an emergency pick, dropping my Reba and bringing in, you know, Ozzy or whoever. But if that person doesn't die by the end of the year, then you lose points. So it's a risky, it's a risky bid.
01:01:08
Speaker
All right. It's super overcompensated. I get it. Well, it should make it more interesting. I'm not saying you'll appreciate this being a gamer. I let my kids play Grand Theft Auto five for the first time today. Yeah. My daughter is playing for the first time ever. And she just said, how do I get a car? So my son went to help her. By the way, why are your games starting?
01:01:31
Speaker
And, uh, as they were, he was trying to show her how to steal a car. She was standing in the road and get hit by a fucking dump truck. and she just watched it outland yeah wait till she figures out how to ah gripping dump Explained her that you can pick up a hooker then once you're done with the hooker you can kill her and get your money back Yeah, well, you don't get all your money. back Yeah, so have you showed her that have you showed her the cheat codes yet? And did you know just to go w wreak havoc? like godmo and stuff That's how I like I used to like the tank I used to like the tank one where you can get the tank and then be invincible. Yeah
01:02:08
Speaker
just crack except she was trying to um chair
01:02:14
Speaker
She's trying to steal the cart. She already owned. Yeah, she's so funny he's a winner. She's a winner. And he's on. So I got her in the other room playing Grand Theft Auto and I got him sitting right next to me playing Call of Duty with like six people in a fucking party.
Technical Difficulties & Angel of Death Banter
01:02:35
Speaker
So I've got audio all over the place around me. Jesus. What happened there, buddy?
01:02:43
Speaker
I don't I don't know if the internet just took a shit or You were talking shit about Daniel on death and I killed you Yeah, dude, you like you use that down and this I am death. You can't kill me. I'm the commissioner of death. Oh Look he died again Just all just not good for nothing that's all you talk you're just my that's fucking great because much you as you disappeared he goes oh look he died again issues were told you know that you're you're like a grim reaper i'm actually deaf okay plays his face when he did that was that's why you're so slow on killing jimmy carter right yeah well i i figured you know what i figured okay let's be honest
01:03:33
Speaker
I was like, I've won enough around here. I got to, I got to share. Oh my God. they excuse Boys, did everybody bring their boots? Cause the bullshit's going to be really. dishit You know, I'm a chair. I'm a charitable guy. So I decided to give back for a change. Hold on. I'm going to go get my waders. Let me, let me get my waist high pants so that the bullshit doesn't get in. I get it. Let me get back to the less fortunate and who really needs a win going out of 2024 more than Jeff.
01:04:04
Speaker
So let's give my little buddy a win at the end of 2024. The last person that died was one of Connors that was on the actual list. No, it's actually yours. Again. No, Shannon Doherty died like right after. Oh, that's right. that So, yeah, it was Connors. It was Connors. Yeah. Yeah. I i killed Shannon Doherty off like right after. Shannon Doherty's dead. and Yeah, she she had. Dude, does she have the only one click on her?
01:04:33
Speaker
Yeah. She, she had like cancer throughout her whole body, including her bones. Why did I not know that? Yeah, man. And had we done a point system like the Mike Calta show does where you get points, like you subtract a hundred from their, their age, and then you get that many points. I'll just do it, Connor, just off that Shannon Doherty death. Dude, right. Right. I, uh, I was going through celebrities and other people today, look like Mickey, my list.
01:05:03
Speaker
I'm sitting there going through celebrities. I'm like, oh, shit. I didn't I didn't realize some of these people had already died. Oh, I don't even know that she died in July. Where the fuck was was I drunk?
01:05:16
Speaker
for All of like long to what? Yeah. Go hang out with your sister. Wow. What did I just hear? This is where I'm going. Well, obviously.
01:05:33
Speaker
I've been on a scavenger hunt for my TV stand. For your, you lost the whole fucking TV stand? No, just the legs to the, that come with the TV. Oh yeah. so like Normally you don't put the legs on it when you hang it on the wall. Yeah. Cause I hung it up on the wall, but we're trying to move it in here and set it on top of the fireplace mantle.
01:05:56
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i hope you proud
01:06:00
Speaker
Go sit down and go watch Chloe.
01:06:05
Speaker
What? So when do we do the death fix? We're waiting on one more person and thinking we're going to actually run into it. So who are we waiting on? Wally. Wally Brownies.
01:06:21
Speaker
Oh, well, Glick's my having more problems. He keeps talking shit and I keep killing him. He's having all sorts of fuckery tonight. Yeah.
01:06:35
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plugins just free reason oh yeah see yes republican angel doubt the wi-fi and shit
01:06:46
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but up
01:06:49
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why yeah enough fuck are you doing
01:06:55
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yeah has a handy
01:07:02
Speaker
the the the So, uh, Wally says he may not be able to make it, but if he has to, he'll send the list as we think. Cause he's still with family issues tonight. Oh, okay I had that. I have two children in the don't fuck. I thought Wally was coming up. i He's not going to be able to pick like that. We did that last year with Connor and it was an absolute pain in the ass. Turn your phone sideways, Connor. Don't tell me. you're jim for I know it's so bossy. He comes back. he's very told me Check the Snapchat, of the WhatsApp. what Check the WhatsApp. Why? Because that's where Wally just said that. He's got me on Facebook. Yeah.
01:07:53
Speaker
That'll happen. I told him to duct tape them kids and call the day. Bro, I'm telling you, where are you going? You better hustle because you're mad to start. Well, I'm about to go lock these kids in a cage. Bro, I'll trade you mine for yours. How many you got? Two. Deal. My year old son. um that yeah because You can, you can really whip them. All right. Easy enough, dude. 13 and 14 and every bit of the fucking attitude that comes with it, too. The the good thing about those ages is they can cook their own meals. Oh, no. 20 fucking minutes to god damn.
01:08:40
Speaker
Only god damn minutes, man. What the fuck, bro? Because I don't do shit all week long. I don't even host a show anymore. But I'm going to pitch about you here, understand? Shut up, Connor. What?
01:08:55
Speaker
Shuck, come in here and say to my face, you ass bitch. I'm sorry. He had to whisper because his kids are around. What was that, Collin? This now forever holds your peace, you little. Oh, God, I stuck that guy in the head with his sticky face. What, did you really say that, though?
01:09:20
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, i know i said big because look how big the she would belong there you know it's just so well yeah, you yeah,
01:09:42
Speaker
and tv ah while we're waiting on vo la la walle yeah um i would like to me Take a ah little break of roosky. Yeah, Wally, I ain't got time for your bullshit. OK, I'm going to go swing on a six foot rope swing. Notice how I didn't say tire swing. I said rope swing. Make sure you use no hands. Oh, hands are for the neck and pinball. Going to think silly what he said is he's going to go pull a jereveche.
01:10:24
Speaker
Who did? Connor. Connor's going to go pull a Jaravishie. Oh, OK. No, I think he was too big of a pussy to actually do it. I think he might be right. ah Anyways, let's ah let's take a real quick rigoroosky. I don't like this new set up. Oh, on a stream yard. not No, I love this. I love my new set up. No, no, no, no. It's Nicki just look back at me like the fuck.
01:10:54
Speaker
No, I love my setup. I love this. If I were me, where would I put a fucking TV fan? It's like I feel like I have my own my own little studio space. You know what I mean? It's cool. Hey, look, another flashlight. Oh, this one's break the fuck. But let's take a real quick break. Oh, I got to tell you guys. Yeah, we haven't seen our our long lost friend. Oh, my God. Nobody fucking cares. I was going to ask about Chaka, but, you know, I still like to You know, his circle of minions that that don't ever come and say hi to us anymore either. I was yeah they differently problems and popping in and out of different lives last night. I got to tell you, somebody was in one of their lives last night that made me chuckle. And I'll tell you after this break, let's listen to a little. ah I have brand new music tonight. No, I'm going to do it now. Fuck it. Brand new music from our good friends over at the Southern Outlaws Band.
01:11:52
Speaker
Some people like to claim that they were the first ever to play this and music in public, but the song's been out for a couple of weeks. We've just been on break for holiday and whatnot. But it's a brand new song, Bullet for Freedom. And we're finally playing it here because we're back from holidays. We'll be back in a few minutes.
01:16:07
Speaker
There he is. And welcome back to nonsense. Well, nonsense, everybody. hey That was our good friends. Very good friends over at the Southern Outlaws, man. Why we say friends, we know what they are. They're actually family. I actually got but got yelled at the other day. the fire har is We're not f friends. We're family. My bad. Our list. You can read it yourself.
01:16:34
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Holy. pleasure You don't know. Henry is a rattlesnake that's around Arliss' cowboy hat. um But that's their brand new song, Bullet for Freedom, off their upcoming brand new album that'll be coming out here very soon as well. But welcome back to Nonsense, Little Nonsense, everybody. I'm Glick. We've got the whole network in the building with the exception of Derek. Derek's not here tonight, but outside of that, we've got the whole network in the building tonight.
01:17:03
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I don't think I've met him. Jeff's here as always. You don't think you've met Derek here? I didn't even think about him. He's usually busy on Saturday nights.
01:17:14
Speaker
Jeff's always here with me on Saturday nights. Blaze is usually pointing around on Saturday nights. We got Connor in the building. We got my Sunday cohort that comes up when he's, when his kids are home because his kids like him drinking and being on the podcast. I think his kids just like seeing me as all it is. They like being able to say bad words after 10 o'clock. Cause I've been drinking. That's the old thing. They can say shit ass bitch, everything but the F word and the C word after 10. They could stay up late and play video games. Stay up late anyway. My nominations out there for you. I like it.
01:17:52
Speaker
I like it. And then we got our boy Wally in the building. Wally. Wally. What's up? I'm telling you. give the wife free not that hard to be on top you give the wife the old what for and you ductate the kids in the closet and you beat them with a bre handle and everything will'll be fine yeah how that make up for youli
01:18:17
Speaker
Do you see my kids and my wife bothering me during the podcast? Every now and then. keep my showing i'm just saying but huge but you whispered that she knows who the king in this castle is you said that mary's quiet i'm quiet here oh all of a sudden you just whisper Yeah, where is Nikki anyways
01:18:50
Speaker
Ask your winner. Fucking Steelers are going to get it together. and Put some fucking points on the board, huh? They're working on it. those the entire knot But I don't know, man, I got the TVs on in front of me, but I don't have my glasses on. So I have no idea what's happening. Where is the definitely colors float around lady? What is it? To just work. So it's 10, seven Steelers. No. Yeah. Well, they need to put points on. How far away is that TV?
01:19:18
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this Oh, well, I'm blind as shit, man. I know you're fucking blind, but Jesus, dude, I can read this corporate across the fucking yard. i I know. I know. Like I know, like because of the color, the colors that are on the TV. Yeah. I know that it's a pop eyes commercial because of that. like But I can't read any of the words on the TV screen. And I like the same way. She's like, what's that saying? Like, that's that's. If I read it out, she's like, I can't read that. It's all 25 for dinner, babe. Yeah. Maybe, maybe 10, 11 feet away from me. But nonetheless, anyways, welcome back to non-sensical nonsense. It's Saturday night. You know, we, uh, we get a little rambunctious on Saturday nights. We do have the open door challenge. Uh, but we're going to put that on a little, on a little time off just for the time being because just like last year, only this year it's bigger and better.
01:20:16
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just like this podcast, just like this network. It's bigger and better this year than 2025. We're debating to make our picks for our celebrity death here. and i and What? ah Five. You only got five. You know how many I have? Negative one. What, you put yourself on that list? No, because fucking Jimmy Carter died a day late and six days early.
01:20:46
Speaker
fucking Jimmy Carter son of a bitch. I can't wait to see him in hell. He'll give you a big old hug. oh Kicking him right in the dick and banging his wife. like a horse is and escalated quickly yeah Welcome to Glick's world. I only believe in escalation. We know.
01:21:15
Speaker
I live my, life load out I live my life zero to a hundred and wait zero zero second one seconds. Anyways, we're going to make our picks for our celebrity death pic or celebrity death pics, 20, 25 tonight. We've got the whole network involved. Um, everybody's going to make their 10 picks. We're going to try to get through this as quick as we can.
Celebrity Death Picks Game Preparation
01:21:39
Speaker
I think Wally's got to get ready for work soon. You got to work tonight. but but um Until tomorrow night, man, I'm good. Saturday, I'm off. Oh, nice. And conor Connor, Connor's in a hurry down the line of himself. he pull in jar not and Before you get too deep, do you want to go out and explain the rules, sir? as Especially about the the new, the new, just mean look there whatever it's called. i was good there i could write them down Yeah. So, uh,
01:22:12
Speaker
Just like last year, so we we have our 10 picks, uh, first to go. So if, if the first celebrity that dies is um um on your list, you get your, you get one point per death. But if you get first to go, you get two bonus points. So that first to go is actually worth three points. Uh, that's how Jeff won last year. Because otherwise we would have had a Titan and Connor and and then diesel Angel of death. I don't care.
01:22:39
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Jeff and the fight gladiator style to the death in my Coliseum. I should have been amazing because Jeff's my mentally handicapped and Connor has no legs so not Yeah, i can be over review i'm just sick let yeah and Connor without legs he's still taller than Jeff Come on I can just throw one of my legs at him and I can kick him in the head and from 10 feet away. I Yeah. So each each each death is worth one point. You get your first to go. That's worth three points. If for some reason, um which based off last year, it's not very likely, all 10 of your picks do die, you get a bonus five points. Is that what we said last year? Was it five, Jeff? Yes. ah Yeah. That's what I read.
01:23:30
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So we get, you get a bonus five points. So you, you have the potential to get up to 18 points. However, new this year is, is emergency picks. So basically, and we're going to have to probably get Rick, rick are you on discourse or not? No. What's that? No, I don't use WhatsApp. Well, get it. We might have to use.
01:23:54
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We might have to get you on WhatsApp for the emergency pick purposes. Basically, your emergency picks, if you drop an emergency pick, say, breaking news, Bill Cosby falls.
01:24:08
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yeah yeah it You run the WhatsApp and say, hey, I want Bill Cosby an emergency pick. You drop one of your original picks, you get the but you have to be the first one to get it there. And they have to still be alive when you put it in. I will check.
01:24:23
Speaker
time of death. time yes So has um say subset so say what's that? I hate it. I hate what's happening. It first came out. It was taken care of. It's actually it's doubly encrypted now. Yeah, it used to be fucking terrible and it used to be nothing but spam messages and all that fucking garbage. It's not done by itself, man.
01:24:51
Speaker
I've gotten one spam message in the year and some change that I've had it since Jeff made me download it, but I hate it too. I'm with you. I don't like it. So emergency picks are based off of first come first serve. You do have to drop one of your original fix when you make an emergency pick. However, at the end of the year, you can make up to three emergency picks. Is that what we said, Jeff? Yeah, up to three.
01:25:15
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up to three members message you like a normal message and and snap Well, i you I would like for it to be in the group chat. That way everybody can see it and everybody can right be on the same page.
01:25:27
Speaker
and i that something are forgot with you retards right yeah well unfortunate would like to I would actually like to get rid of some of the group chats. Why don't we just all you get a Snapchat? No.
01:25:38
Speaker
no Because I hate Snapchat. We also, if we send video, we can send it and save it on WhatsApp. Yep. You can save it on Snapchat. That's why we use WhatsApp. It's easier and faster on people. It is a little bit easier and faster. but um But yeah, obviously, first one to get in the emergency pick, you've got to drop one of your original picks. ah You can have three emergency picks. However,
01:26:06
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If your emergency pick does not die by the end of the year, you will lose two points. So it's risk and reward. Yeah, risk and reward. You can get that bonus. You can get that quick point or anybody you can lose now. Jeff's writing them down. OK. Yeah, we have a spreadsheet. So and we can email it to you. How do we what order we pick?
01:26:34
Speaker
Hold on, we'll get to that in a minute. How many points should we lose if they don't die? Two. You said two? Two. It is NFL style. um That's it for the rules, right? Yes.
Draft Order Debate & Picking Methodologies
01:26:48
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It is NFL style, obviously, since I lost. I have the first pick. um With the new additions to the network, ah obviously, Jeff has last pick.
01:27:02
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um think a number one or five for the rest of us thats I mean, I could I could do that. I mean, Jeff has last pick. Connor has second to last pick. I got the first pick, so I mean. I i don't know so i know i the number thing. I know it hold a hand. The number behind his back. I am not that nobody knows it. I was going to put a number in my head. I don't care when I think I just don't care.
01:27:34
Speaker
Um, I mean, I care about playing the the thing, but I don't care about when I pay. Yeah. the pi We get, I got you, boys. place like I have some nonchalant. I'll go, light i'll go last is the newil thing I'll go before Connor. I thought about it, but I don't like those lights. I think I might try to get a different strain of lights or use it. I might try to, I might want to go look at um like Dollar Tree and see if they have those short ones.
01:28:03
Speaker
You know what I mean? They have like a four foot section instead of a mat. But anyway, so I'll go first. I'll go first. yeah shock absolutely Yes. Just like that. Yeah. Yeah. ah And then, but like I think I want to do that. I want to do this this year. We did it last year and it made it a little bit faster, especially with the addition of three new people. ah We alternate rounds. First round is one pick. Second round is two picks. That's what we did last year, right?
01:28:31
Speaker
Yeah. Every other round is two picks. Uh, it makes it go a little bit faster. Also adds a little, uh, Yeah. Yeah. but But if we're, if we're taking 10 people, then we're going to have to have another a one. Oh, what? Yeah. if were No, we do one, two, two, two, two, one. No, one, two, one, two, one, two, one.
01:29:00
Speaker
Damn, Glick, you didn't count that high? Yeah. so I didn't count. I just used my fingers. We have to have two picks of one in order for that to work. Yeah. and First round is one pick. Second round is two picks. Third round's one pick. Fourth round's two picks. Fifth round's one pick. Sixth round's two picks. Gotcha. Until we get set. Well, it's only five rounds, I think, is what it comes out to, right? Should be. Yeah. Something like that.
01:29:28
Speaker
i don't we just like it worked out Okay,
Celebrity Death Pool Picks & Controversies
01:29:30
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it worked out obviously me being the loser last year we'll have the number one overall pick That would have been effective if we could hear you jackass but You're a nerd All right, so who do you got like?
01:29:54
Speaker
so uh well we didn't uh i'll go first uh i guess blaze can go second i i got blazed i got so in the order is glitz glaze wally connor rick and then me that's just the way i wrote it down rick would be before connor that works so yeah so glick glaze wally rick connor myself in that order in my, in my first pick of the 2025 celebrity death pool is Jimmy Carter minus three for picking somebody that already did. And now we're going to really start picking. you are really gonna start Hey, there's a BB on my desk. That's weird. Um, I am going to, I am so going to go with
01:30:52
Speaker
George Soros for my number one pick. Soros. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. An interesting one. He's like a philanthropist. George Soros basically runs. He owns Black Hawk and half the rail system. Yeah. He looks like death. He is a Republican scapegoat. Yeah, pretty much. He's not a Republican.
01:31:19
Speaker
no know that um nicecapegoat Oh yeah, we can blame everything on George. Wow. So, so Blaze, who do you got for your first pick, sir? Oh, you know what? Since he put out a, a non-celebrity, which I'm not, not. Okay. No, no, no, no. Define celebrity. Okay. Define celebrity. I said that wrong. I said that wrong. I, since he didn't put a non actor, cause usually people think actors for celebrities. I'm going with a politician, Mitch McConnell.
01:31:52
Speaker
Oh, nice. So so real so so so real quick, um, politician, obviously you can't be like, oh, the fucking mayor of of I don't know yeah everybody but know know who they are You don't know who Mitch McConnell is, then your choice. Yeah, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying, like, politicians, actors, musicians, YouTubers, TikTokers, because last year... The way we did it last year is is two people... Well, now we're going to do three. So three people have to agree that they're a celebrity, as in they know who they are. Because when I picked Billy Connolly, I think it was Billy Connolly, Blake was like, I don't know who the fuck that is.
01:32:31
Speaker
Well, it wasn't Billy, but I just use that. No, it was that. It was that it was that chick. It was that chick from it was that chick from Harry Potter. Maggie Smith. Yeah, Maggie Smith. Oh, who the fuck it is. Yeah. So so three of us have to agree that that's a celebrity. um So ah Wally, good you are search you have got the majority vote for my my first pick is actually going to be an actor and it'll be Clint Eastwood.
01:33:00
Speaker
Oh, you fucker. He was on my list. You have to take him off my list now. He was on mine too. He was actually my number one I thought of when I first, when we came up with this talk. Rick, who is your first pick? For my first pick, I'm going with Dick Van Dyke. You're a hoe. There, we just swapped picks, basically. He's got to go off my list too.
01:33:29
Speaker
I'll tell you, I had Dick beck that Van Dyke last year, son of a bitch ain't dying. He's a hundred years old and perfect. But here's the thing. Dick Van Dyke was my number one, my number one. dick Dick Van Dyke has actually jumped up two points in the fact that he's actually getting close to the grave because he the mother fucker is Literally. He is 100. He has triple digits. Yeah, he's triple digits. So should be hi phone if they die over three digits.
01:33:56
Speaker
hu I don't think so. It's complicated enough. My first pick. Stand by.
01:34:04
Speaker
This is going to be Bill Cosby. Ooh. Ooh. Somebody's so mad at me that's for sure. You know, somebody's going to dig in some of those pills. Well, for for mine and I saw this yesterday, uh the gentleman is circling his dream. I'm going with Tim Curry. Mm. It is. Ooh.
01:34:25
Speaker
he circling the drain It popped up on it popped up on my ghouls that he's circling the drain so click you get to Jeff this is gonna hurt and I hope it does. I hope it's stays fucking don't you fucking do it? I know I know you're a fan of these terrible fucking movies
01:34:49
Speaker
It's something a fresh wound. Oh, you're a motherfucker. Put Mel Brooks on the block. God damn it. Motherfucker. Mel Gibson? Oh, you had Mel Gibson? No, Mel Brooks. Oh, that's my second pick. I had it second. That was my second pick. He was my next pick. What's your next one, Glick? And my next one is going to be...
01:35:17
Speaker
la man, I feel bad doing this. I had him on my list last year, but the son of a bitch has got to die. I mean, the brain don't work. The body's not working no more. But the one and only William Daniels. And if you don't know who that is, I just have one word, maybe three words for you. The one how you put them together. And that's for he not. Hey, if you guys don't get that reference, you know, I know. Yeah. a he in these worlds Yeah. Yeah.
01:35:48
Speaker
He's 97 years old. His brain is God. He can't, he has no function of her. Like he can't talk. His body don't work no more. His wife's a hundred years old too. And she's more cognitive than he is. Joe Biden's more cognitive than he is at this point.
01:36:04
Speaker
that's a luck they say a lot a what saying a lot But I've seen him, he he was on the boy meets world podcast with, uh, and, uh, Sean.
01:36:17
Speaker
and and and and and Corey's older brother, and they had him on for for something like a little get together, like a little reunion thing. And he was this was just a few months back and he was a mess. His wife had to talk for him. I mean, I know he made a guest appearance on Girl Meets World a year or so back, and he was still kind of there, but yeah, he's a mess. And I want to see him down because i love I love me some Mr. Phoenix.
01:36:46
Speaker
But I'll take the point to die. So Blaze, two picks, sir. Two picks pick number one, William Shatner. Oh, really? Yes, I'm a bitch. Yeah, I didn't even think it was Shatner. Not Shat, William Shatner. Pick yeah big number three, Chuck Grassley. He's the Senate pro 10. I know who Chuck Grassley is. Yeah. OK. Yeah, I know who that is.
01:37:14
Speaker
i have no idea who that is but the old are the oldest oldest living politician today yep Yep I have one later. I have one thing that I I hope at least a couple of y'all I Have one that I'm afraid Nobody's gonna know me to sir First one is Michael J Fox you motherfucker yes she admit And then the second one is Anthony Hopkins. Ooh, nice. Ooh, that's a good one. No. Where do I have?
01:37:53
Speaker
here's michael the reason i say my is is Because I've had to do research on the Percocet that my uncle not want to do it he just he just got up but He's he just got the what is it the Medal of Freedom from Biden? He looked he had been held up like he looks bad, dude. Yeah, that's Yeah too Bruce Willis
01:38:24
Speaker
It's not happening. David Attenborough. Oh, you fucker. The English guy in the National Geographic, baby. yeah He is 99 years old. Connor had him last year, so the chances of that happening are slim to none, I'm just saying. Connor, give me two, sir.
01:38:43
Speaker
look Connor's having some technical difficulties. yeah know yeah bruce i will looks jeff i got a relation up here what there's a little bun anymore like is in rough shape conor give me isnt but i had I had him last year on my list and I felt terrible doing it too, bro. I didn't want to pick him. Okay. Do you got me now? Yeah. Okay.
01:39:15
Speaker
I don't know what got picked while I was gone, but I have Pope Francis. Oh, I would have thought of that one. pi so There you go. Never heard of that. I don't know. I don't see that as a celebrity. Sorry.
01:39:31
Speaker
but Go ahead. And and and David Attenborough. I already picked. I just took him. Literally just took him. You want your Angelina Jolie in there? Well, I took him not yet. Do we have ah Michael J. Fox in the building? Yes. Yes. God damn it. You're I feel, Jeff, I feel a sense of deja vu with Connor this year. I know. Jack Nicholson. Oh, he's taken now. Not not it.
01:40:11
Speaker
Jesus Christ. Is that the answer or the golfer? This is why I diversified my list. Not just that. I should have known you were going to be very political with your list, Blake. It's only getting better. It's only getting better. My next two. My next one. I'm going for it again. I'm going Bob Euchre.
01:40:39
Speaker
I just and don't think, I don't think he's there yet, man. Wasn't he the guy in a major league? Yeah, but he was actually real god he's got years old. If not old a little older than that, man. I mean, he's been around for a long time. Holy dirt, man. After we're done after after we're done with our picks, I'd like to know what everybody's thought process of their picks were. Oh yeah, we can do that. We can do that. Let's take a break and then come back and we can and I'm gonna go with uh for my next one I'm gonna go with Gene Hackman damn I didn't think about that that's a good one I had him last year that's such a good one I have to take him off my list why did I spell bottle to you what the fuck for my nothing left for my next pick
01:41:41
Speaker
I know Blaze won't get this reference. I know Jeff won't get this reference and I'm sports. I don't know. about ha It is sports. it sports it's Sports and wrestling. And so what? Then I might, actually know I might, I might actually know it. Carolina Panthers, Chicago Bears. Great. Steve Bongo McMichaels. Steve McMichaels, huh? Is he like one type of great?
01:42:08
Speaker
he He was diagnosed with AS, with ASL four years ago. emily wow Dude, he's, he's hooked up to machines. mcmichaels He's hooked up to machines, don't nothing work, but he was a, he was an NFL great. He was an absolute terror on the football field, on the gridiron. it was he yeah he yeah He was a member of the four horse and he was surprisingly a great fucking wrestler too. Okay. Oh, now I know who you're talking about.
01:42:35
Speaker
Yep. I couldn't pick about a lineup, but OK. That's an old place. Give me one. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I thought we were doing two at a time now. No, no, no. One, two, one. Yeah, I'm so crispy. So I'm going. I'm picking one right now. Just one. That's one. Correct. Doing one. OK. Noam Chomsky. Never heard. I know who that is. I've heard the name.
01:43:04
Speaker
Noam Chomsky is ah is is a world intellectual. He teaches at MIT. He's a philosopher. I i just love Blaise's face when I do that, because he's like.
01:43:19
Speaker
really good really and i love you jackets na souls all day have one hundred percent who he is i know who is and he without it was on my list he was all was he wrongley okay like Hold on one sec. One sec. I love Noam Chomsky. I follow a lot of his philosophy, but lately as I've been watching him, like he sits there and he slumped over and he's in his nineties and I'm like, how Oh my, he is. he looks like a go lu oh yeah he he looks like uh the grim reaper with the beard my my next pick and it's going back into the wrestling world and i'm going with Lex Luger oh too
01:44:03
Speaker
He is not the total package anymore. He's and then FedEx. Forgot it. Got kicked around a truck. But I will say this. I just I just watched a video where he's planning on walking this year because guess who he's linked up with now. DDP. Diamond Dallas page yoga. Yeah. Well, that guy. you Everybody.
01:44:28
Speaker
DDP is still alive. He's probably healthier than all the old wrestlers. DDP was clean back in the day and now he's like a yoga he's got his own yoga. like he's he's He's helped a lot. like i know I know you guys aren't big wrestling fans, but go back and...
01:44:46
Speaker
Jake, look at old videos of Jake, the snake robbers from like about 10 years or so ago. And then look at him now. Dude, Jake is, Jake's up. He's moving around. Hell, he's been in the ring a couple of times. Yeah. of funny that is yeah brick Give me one. Okay. I'm going into the sports world, but we're going back to the eighties and nineties. The coach of the bills. you girl
01:45:13
Speaker
I don't know how the fuck he's still alive and still lives in Buffalo. All right. Oh, and four, buddy. Oh, and four. Michael J. Fox. I did. I was in the same boat. I thought he was dead. And then I was like, I was looking up. I was looking at it when we first started talking about this. I was like, is he dead? No, he's not. I was looking at him. I was looking at him. I was looking at him. He's done like a turnaround. Connor, give me one.
01:45:41
Speaker
Oh god, Elton John. right yeah Nice pull. Hard as health is is declining now. Another minutes. What?
01:45:57
Speaker
Who next? That is me. I'm going to go with one of my picks from last year. I'm going Allen allen Alda. oo Alan Alda, the guy was from mash. he in Oh, I know. You're talking about the main actor. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, whatever. Yeah. it was i mean it and We know who it is. Then it's a celebrity. Exactly. It's okay. Give me two. Okay. i love your I just want to, I just want to kind of throw a bone to all you guys. We're at five picks, right? Jeff.
01:46:34
Speaker
yeah ah Yes, sir. But we're at five and six right now. Oh, don't forget. We're at four. We're at four. No, I've already picked my four. Yeah, this will be number five and six. Yes, five and six. We do have the emergency picks this year, so you can pick a couple throwaways, Connor. I'm talking to you, Angelina Jolene, and Reba MacIntyre.
01:46:57
Speaker
Reba's never going to die. She's going to be fuckable until she's 100. Oh, man, i I hope when she's i'm still weird. I would do it in 100. No lie. I am going to go. Should I just knew I was going to go with that? I completely forgot it. where's it Airhead. Her head. I am going to go with.
01:47:23
Speaker
Fucking hell, where did it go? I don't know who that is. Yeah, I know.
01:47:30
Speaker
I literally was just fucking looking at it and looking this person up. Because I know they're they're in a bad way. I lost it. I had all the. This is what happens when you don't come to class prepared, Glick. I did. I did. I did. That's why he's in the corner. Nicky, get him. No, the problem is is I had a makeshift list.
01:47:57
Speaker
but I also had people out there who've already been picked so now I gotta like go and be like, god damn it. I know. can That is why I picked like 21. I stopped at 21. I was like, I gotta have some extras in there. That's why I'm making the list so I can check when before I say something. Asshole. Don't they say Alan Greenspan yet? Nope.
01:48:20
Speaker
No, but he's on he's actually on my list. He's on my list too, motherfucker. Alan Greenspan, please. Do you need one more? Do you know who Alan Greenspan is? Yeah, he's a guy. he's a he's a He's an economist. What do you call him? Yeah, that's the word. He's an economist. I was going to call him an econist.
01:48:43
Speaker
and Yeah, no, no, I know. i don I don't know what he I know the name and I know that it's been bounced around a lot. Like I hear it all the time of economy. So he's fucking awesome. I'm just shocked anybody else could do his name out there. in No lies. He's the champ. He's the champ of economy. That was and what's coming from Connor, though. No, egotistical. Yeah, it's OK.
01:49:12
Speaker
He's going to go up like the cost of oil. It goes up. Yeah. Oh, so he knows the shit. Oh, yeah. well those Yeah. No. you need ah I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to go with what?
01:49:34
Speaker
I'm going to go with. I don't think he's going to fucking I don't think he's going to fucking die, man. Just say it. Stanley Baxter, Stanley Baxter. He's a Scottish actor. Stanley Baxter. Yeah, impression. No, for he's like from he's like British and shit. I don't know. Second comedian. I know Stanley Baxter. He's real douchey. He's real douchey. He's British, Scottish, whatever.
01:50:05
Speaker
Blaze give me two to the first one's gonna be easy. I think everybody knows Buzz Aldrin you mother Turn your fucking ears on you know on your laptopop but you're go one more One more. OK, here's another astronaut Jim LaVille from Apollo. Oh, I was looking he was on my list, too, but he was on my neck. Didn't everybody die on Apollo 13 and exploded? No, that's Kevin Bacon played that guy. It's level. No, it's level. It's Tom Hanks's character. So it's level. his I can't fucking hear Blaze. I can hear everyone other than Blaze. I don't know.
01:50:54
Speaker
i and After Wally, Wally's going to go for two. If you pick any of mine, I swear to God. Wally, give me two. First one, Ozzy Osbourne. Ooh, you're out of your mind. Ozzy Osbourne. I had him last year.
01:51:12
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I don't know. I mean I might not big into like magic, but I think that guy soldiers One more and as much as I know it's probably he'll live forever too, but I'm throwing Willie Nelson out there, too you did did did I wanted Willie I want to smoke too much weed. He smokes too much weed. Ozzy and one other person. He's 91. That's the thing, though. I mean, it's the... Rick, give me two. All right. I'm going to give you a Frankie Valley. Oh, you son of a bitch. That's who I was just looking for. God damn it. Who's Frankie Valley? It sounds familiar. What? He was a singer in the 450s. Yeah. Oh, OK. OK, OK, OK. Yeah.
01:52:07
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Dude, getting bar stra they are still making that man perform. They literally got to like carry him out on stage and then he just stands there. He's not even seeing anymore. He's he's a fucking wreck. That's who I was just looking for on my list. All right. One more, Rick. Yoko Ohno. Oh, man. I got to take that one off my list. Son of a bitch. Yeah, she's still alive. Barely.
01:52:33
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That's a good thing, though. That's a good thing. I had that last year. I figured. I don't know. I don't know. She's barely holding on to. She's like this holistic. I know. That's why I don't know. She's probably living with the fucking monks. Connor, give me two. Speaking of killing yourself, I've got money that Dave Grohl is going to Kurt Cobain himself. No fucking way. Really? You think that? Calling it? I'm calling it. OK. All right. All right.
01:53:02
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All right. I watched their first time yeah and i studio. sit yeah do me Do me a favor. You can delete it, but so I don't want to forget this when we're done making our picks. Do me a favor. Side note calling it. I want to bring this up to you guys. I meant to bring it up during the rules. OK. OK. All the way they die. Second. no and and Jorge Takei, also known as George Takei, original Star Trek. George Takei? That's a good pick, but I love that motherfucker. He's doing really, but isn't he still pretty fucking healthy? Yeah, he is. He'll probably live to 104. Yeah. He's Asian. They all live to be fucking old. I was going to say. You ever see him make a long night, this fucking beard? You think they're old? They're really just poor. That's like picking Jackie Chan. he's That fucker's going to live to 150.
01:53:58
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really all with yeah know no public cause his body is all broken butll be alive It didn't happen last year, but this year, R.B. Weinstein. Oh, I got it. I got to take that. I got to take that off my list in prison. Hey, you know, and I think my sex one I got Billy Connolly.
01:54:24
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Do you think Weinstein is going to have seen himself? Who is that? Why do we know that name? I know we talked about it. He played the he played the dad in Boondocks Saints. OK, yeah. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK. I think Rick, I think if Weinstein was to go out, that would be my pick over the other one. Yeah. You think he had seen himself? Yeah. Makes sense. Because he has he has too much fucking connections to be killed or killed in was no just like give me one
01:54:59
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I think I'm going to go with the first lady on the list. oh
01:55:07
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I'm going go with the first lady on the list. She is. I'm going to go with I'm going to go with Ava or Eva, however you want to say it. Ava Marie Saint.
01:55:23
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Who is that? jesus She's she's a French neo-Nazi. I know who she is. No, I don't know. I don't know if she's going to get she is. Yeah, I know who that is. I mean, we can we can look her up. um I mean, yeah I don't I don't I don't think any of us are going to lie. he's oldest but She's She's the one. you Yeah, if you look her up and and she's from like the 40s and 50s and I think she had it she's she's had a long but amazing career in Hollywood. like she's She's one of the Hollywood starlets from back in the day. She's actually on the official 2025 death list. yeah She is number two. ye
01:56:06
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Okay. Blaze, give me one. Patrick Stewart. Nice. Patrick Stewart. You're going to do the professor act.
01:56:18
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We've got two Star Wars characters on here. Shaq.
01:56:24
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Wally, give me one. Ray Anthony. Who's that? Ray Anthony? Yup. He's actually was a famous musician and actor back in the early 70s and 60s. OK. He's actually actually look him up. He's the oldest living actor and musician a alive right now. He's OK.
01:56:46
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Oh, Rick, give me one. Mr. Fashion himself, Giorgio Armani. Damn it. I got to take that off my mind. You know, dude, he's like money. Yes. I'm surprised anybody else can pick that guy. I wear his cologne, dude. I love Armani cologne. I got to lose old is dirt. He's going to be honest with you guys. I thought he was already one. No, I did, too. Connor, give me one.
01:57:17
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Shannon Doherty. She died last year, you fucking dummy. Morgan Freeman. No locker. Don't you put that fucking bad juju out there. I think I don't like stories. You yeah I don't. I think me. I i think this is Rick's life. He's a piece of shit. He died. yo Thank God. He did the same thing last year. He had him on his list last year. He was never dying for my last one.
01:57:47
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I'm going to uh still want to Glitz. I'm going Jerry some dusky. I hate to break it to you guys, but Sam Dusky and Weinstein are not dying anytime soon. Unless they magically die. They should have already been dead. Let's be honest. Glitz all part of that pizza gate shit, so he knows. Don't you put that evil on me you son of a bitch.
01:58:12
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i think like but but but ah pe ah
01:58:23
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it's just gonna be kind of a throwaway one because what are we at seven yeah yeah right hate we eight night no we're on eight nine this is eight nine yeah
01:58:35
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Oh, yeah. what if it works out yeah i hell yeah but what go pe did Oh, you motherfucker. He was going to be my last pick.
01:58:46
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I thought about that. I thought about that. I think, but he's not going to get, he's not going to die. Somebody's going to off him. Oh yeah. well It's still dead. It's still dead. Yeah. i di digital call This isn't predicting how they die. So this isn't predicting how. You know, they're going to shoot their segregation in prison right now and jail right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm also going to go with, and this one pains me.
01:59:14
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way more than Shannon, Shannon Doherty did because when I was a young man, she was a little super slutty and I'm not going to lie. gonna say kristina applegate If you go Christina Applegate, I'm going to punch you in the face. I've had a bit of a crush on her ever since.
01:59:32
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the 90s. And I guess I should prepare to get punched in the face. because I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew I knew it. I knew that. I that. it. it.
02:00:00
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please give me two Two, okay, I'm gonna give two kind of like political shits. So first one is gonna be Donald J. Trump. And the second one is gonna be Joe Biden. I will my joy i you the possibility of those like i don't think the first one's happening. Him partying with Kid Rock and golfing together every week, I don't think he's gonna die. Kid Rock's giving him that rock and roll juju.
02:00:28
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who yeah wally give me two Can't kill rock stars First one is but we're gonna go back to the wrestling ah era May Young first female ever May Young's alive. Oh nice one you' Still alive I see it rain in the fire. I don't know that is but okay and next one and then was William Daniels already picked? Nope. Yes, it was. Yeah. feeling Oh, yeah. Billy Daniel. OK. Yep. I don't really June Lockhart will be my next pick. June Lockhart. Yep. Why does that sound familiar? She's an actress, isn't she? Yeah. That's what I thought. Yeah, where she played the Marine in the TV series Lost in Space. back Yeah. okay
02:01:27
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Rick, give me two. So I got to go. Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys. No, it's two. and No, Rick, not Glick. I'm sorry. I thought I thought he said, yeah, I'm going to go. Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys. Brian Wilson. Yeah, I can't. I contemplated that. name And I'm going to go live forever. I'm going to go. Anybody who's a and Wally should know this. I'm going to go. Harry Hogg, Robert Duvall. Holy shit. From Days of Thunder. Oh, my God. ye Robert Duvall. He's still holding on at 94, but I don't think he's going to make it to 90, 95. OK. I thought he was dead. Connor, give me two. And you all know who Harry Hogg was. Oh, hell yeah. Wallace, Sean. Sean Wallace, Sean. Oh, Sean Wallace.
02:02:23
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but oh Connor, don't confuse Jeff now, quit. He gets confused easy anyways. I'm actually the tight for talking to Tex, so nobody can bitch about my spelling this year. um Give me one more. Patton Oswald. What was the second one? Patton Oswald. Patton Oswald? Really? Really? Why?
02:02:53
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Yeah, I need a reason on this one. Like he's not that old, though. Nobody's just a dick. He's not a dick. He's getting older, and he's still fat. Fair. Oh, you're calling a heart attack. i Yeah, but maybe see, he's not. I'm calling obesity and drugs. But he's not like John Candy or Chris Farley fat, though.
02:03:14
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No, this is true. Well, for my next big gentleman, Diddy the guy, just so we're clear. I'm I am going to go with ah somebody from last year. I'm going with Ron Jeremy. I met him on a flight from Rochester to Charlotte. at ex prize And that this is why he's still alive. You should have stabbed him there. Nah. And when I was 16, he was famous.
02:03:42
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Yeah. What's that Jeff? Smoky Robinson. Oh no. Man. He's still alive. I know, right? And Glick had him last year. Glick had him last year and couldn't, he wouldn't die. So now that I got him, he'll die. So Glick, last one, sir.
02:04:03
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Last one. Call that Reba McIntyre one. the only one that wasn't to last one tornna my leg i want yeah I want to go with this one. I was just looking at where the hell's he at? I can't remember. I want to go with this motherfucker. Looks like he's been dead for 10 years already. Let's just go ahead and throw him on there. He might become a throw away. Johnny mathis
02:04:40
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Who Johnny Mathis Johnny Mathis he was a singer No, I'm repeating it so that yeah, I didn't hear it types what no types what I say and so Blaze give me one last one Man, I'm on my last two out of my total fucking list. I got one actor rapist in prison Then I got one actor that has had a very hard life when it comes to fucking drum addiction. Fuck it, Charlie Sheen. Oh, Charlie Sheen. Oh, my God. I got a piece. So we've got to pick the pace up here. So I get my last pick. And you got one more. Wally, give me one more. It was either that or Danny Masterson. Those are my pick. My i go with like back to the wrestling stage. Rick Flair, the nature boy. No way. I don't see that happening.
02:05:38
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Yeah, but I mean, give me your last one. So you'll be I'm I'm torn. I'm torn. But I'm going to go with Angie Dickinson. Actress andrew dickens Angie Dickinson. Angie Dickinson. OK. Liberty Twitcher. Last one.
02:05:57
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mention He went Reba. Reba McIntyre. but Guess who's disqualified from this game this year connor is that's a condition of the rules What's up Liberty Twitter I'm going blaze we apparently think of like because I have Danny Masterson There you go How bad was he 10 years ago? right Right? Am I wrong? He's in prison now Yeah, but he said yeah, he's in prison now a but here's the thing with Danny Masterson. He doesn't like he's a Scientologist that's not
02:06:35
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Like, there's a whole lot of things going against that motherfucker to live. oh what was What was your last picture? Danny Masterson. It's a good throwaway pick.
02:06:51
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very He's going to get the Diddy treatment in prison. he he he ah First and foremost, he's he's ah he's in protective custody in prison.
02:07:03
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And so was up to you. And but Danny Masterson is not connected to the Clintons. Yeah. that You know, of celebrity and there was also there was also rumors. There was also many masters and has more connection to Tom Cruise and he does to fucking quit. Yeah. And there was also there was also rumors going around. And I say rumors allegedly.
02:07:30
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that Danny Masterson was quote unquote transitioning so that he could be transferred to a women's facility. You know what? I'm not mad at him for it because I feel like, you know what? So he would be, no, it's for safety concerns, not being a weird creeper perv, Jeff.
02:07:53
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Well, whoa. just not here yeah So I wanted to look out there real quick. Hold on, Jeff. I'm down. Don't yell over me. Oh. Yeah. Hey, Jeff, send me sit that over on to WhatsApp so I can get it, and I can throw it up on social. I'm going to put it up on the group chat. I've already yeah already i've already got are what I want to put in the caption and all that jazz.
02:08:27
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so So I asked Jeff to put a little side note in there for me. I didn't need him to remind me because I reminded myself. Uh, Connor brought it. Connor had to brought this to my attention. It was something I was thinking about. and I did forget it until Connor brought it up. Calling you a shot. Right there. I'm dr grave go calling it. Say for instance, Rick, you hear.
02:08:54
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