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Nonsense and Chill - Movie Night, Featuring 4 films
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Tonight, Blaze and Jeff watch four comedies from the short film website, https://klipist.com/. The movies are Shallow, Quiet Carriage, Hangover Food and Adam Adamson: Licensed Realtor. All comedies, hitting satire, dark, and clever humor. All linked below if you want to check them out on your own.
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https://klipist.com/watch/adam-adamson-licensed-realtor/
https://klipist.com/watch/shallow/
https://klipist.com/watch/quiet-carriage/
https://klipist.com/watch/hangover-food/
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Introduction and Show Setup
00:00:00
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i don't know how to do
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Dude, hit the button. Oh, welcome. It is another Friday night. You're a nonsense and chill on the nonsensical network. Yeah, the network, the network. Why did I be i no idea the network?
00:01:44
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y all doubt Jeff, happy fucking Friday.
Energy Drinks and Hypothetical Scenarios
00:01:49
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Amen, brother. Amen. What are you drinking? This is an ampere. It is an energy drink.
00:01:57
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One of these days, you're going to die of a heart attack. But before we get to that day. As long as it's on the show, I don't care.
00:02:06
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We all got to go sometime and I might as well be on the air.
Critique of 'Dexter' and Character Development
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What is up, Chris? John, how's it going? Before we get rolling to the movies, um just real quick, I want to talk a little bit about Dexter.
00:02:25
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Yes, that is going to come with some spoil of it. So we're gonna keep this short Yeah, but I have a particular rant and just before you before I get eight comments I'm a fan of Dexter. I think it's a dope show explore some taboos. It's pretty cool I'm even digging the spin-offs in the prequel, but I have to I have one heartburn because I just recently finished rewatching the original series Okay. And in season eight, Batista reflects on their life, working as, you know, uh, coworkers um at the Miami police department. And he makes a Batista makes a comment that he remembers working their first case about a homicide of a married couple and how, how Dexter was playing with the yard. He knows that the yarn for the, okay. Yeah. yeah
00:03:16
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However, and this is the spoiler alert, motherfucker. So if you guys haven't seen Dexter, what's it called? Original Sin. Original Sin. What is the first case that Batista and Dexter worked together on? It is not that scene. That's correct. It's not because it was the one in the parking lot. Mm hmm. Yeah. Well, I think I think what he meant, though, when he when he references it in season eight is the first one he's lead detective.
00:03:45
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because it's possible that's not least check off on that on that case because it's very it's very very possible it's um i believe it's because i i gotta say the casting for original sin fucking flawless dude
00:04:08
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The character of Deb is amazing. The guy that plays young Dexter, really good. And Christina Millen as LaGuardia, it took me like two full episodes before I realized who the hell she was. So, all right. So I've only watched the first two episodes and I'm going to finish it. Don't worry. But far as i far as I know, ah Thomas Matthews has not been introduced into Original Sin. Thomas Matthew was the police chief.
00:04:37
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and in the original series. Correct, yeah, he's not introduced yet. Yes, oh but here's but here's another inconsistency that I find a little bit of heartburn with. us is He was Dexter's father's partner for a long time and knew Dexter since he was a child. Interesting. So I find it weird that he's not already in in the first, at least two, three episodes.
00:05:06
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So yeah, anyway, just a few in inconsistencies in the, in the new developing Dexter world that I just wanted to bring, bring the light, no harm, no foul, but ah he dude I'm is gonna i'm looking up thoroughly, I'm thoroughly enjoying it. Uh, like I said, the, the girl that plays younger version of Deb, she's got the, the, the, the language.
00:05:34
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We'll put it in all same next down pat. And, you know, she's got that little rebellious streak she's always got. But the the guy that plays yeah younger Dexter, they could not have found a better person. Like he's even got the the the white lips that the guy, up Anthony Michael. Yes, I think i think so i think so far the casting has been pretty good, but I don't want to dwell too long on Dexter. Understood. um Yes. So we
Introduction to Short Films from Clippus.com
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got form. Form.
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There are four short films tonight, all with The Comedic Ben, some satire, some dark, some just just just funny and some parody. um They're all from a site called clippus.com. They're free.
00:06:23
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they're free You don't even have to have an account to watch these. They're all short films ah made by actors, written by writers, directors, director you know, and all that. ah pretty The production value is kind of pretty decent, better than what we've seen so far. The writing seems pretty good. The ones that were all large, kind of low on that. They're all from, they're all from, I want to say the majority of them are all from Britain or Ireland. Oh, I love it. Yeah. So you definitely not all, it's not centralized here in America. So the first one, so, okay. So the way I have these lined up is in my opinion, from worst to best.
00:07:03
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oh Okay, okay, and I have not seen these just to clarify. Yes, Jeff has jobs So the first one is quiet carriage um And we will get into it. Let's go ahead and just why here rollworth yeah yeah can hear you fine can you hear me Yeah, that's that's like South London I Want to train what do you think I said? I hate people like that beside Just text. Slack. oh yes Yes, it's a quiet chain train college. go
00:07:40
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You should say something. and You should. I mean, he can hear her better than anybody with those giant ears. Then it's not OK. This is his inner model I'll talk to. Agree. Perhaps you tell her in a minute. stops on ah He's a giant pussy.
00:08:00
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I can't argue it from all these people. Yeah, I mean, he's a problem. It's slap with his ears. I that's what I said. He he'd wave his ears and she'll blow away. Number one, if you want to say something like that, please take the back. It's like the Will Smith the place. It's okay. London guys. You offer the next stop. So, then it will be someone else's problem. Why is he not showing you respect? God, I love master. Oh, it's okay. Yes, he gets off on the same But he still can't say anything to you. How in god's name did you let this happen? It's okay. He ends up in bed with her. Just keep cool. Been there. She'll be gone in the morning. Just let this play out. Did they have sex with her? You will handle the situation well at all. She's on the phone the entire time. So, because he don't have the fucking goners to tell that bitch to shut the fuck up. She's... Well, I think I...
00:08:59
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He's not said a single word out loud. Oh, what is up, Wally? Genius. I love it. I love it. It's genius. She's still wearing the coat. Oh, yeah. Constantly in the entire time. She's in that coat the entire time. As far as this thing goes. He's giving birth. I knew it. Say something. Anything. Before it's too late.
00:09:28
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you would too late buddy they're they're like fuck this eight four years
Reviewing 'Quiet Carriage' and Situational Humor
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that's his fortieth birthday oh yeah stuck with oh do it now one two You would think you would think at least her phone would update every couple of years but it's always the same one as well He's still counting but
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But still on the phone She doesn't age. She doesn't age. she maybe go too far Well if you're with a chick like that you do age rapidly.
00:10:26
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getting a call yeah this is so funny completely disrespectful i do it's total disrespect during on don't you have an ounce of glass and decorum
00:10:57
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The irony in the middle of a funeral, right? No, no, no. He had to wait until he was dead to not be worried about it. There are other people here. Other people want to listen to your inane, endless, mortal, human, excellent word. Dude, I absolutely love British slang. I do too.
00:11:27
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I love the fact that they they they um they're not so offended by the word cunt like that. That's that's a like like one of my favorite things. Yeah, it's like any time I can use cunt in a sentence. I'm proud of myself fucking twaddle twaddle waddle kind of human and I speak for everyone at this funeral when I say that this is a quiet garage.
00:12:01
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it yeah ah Yeah, the slow clap. I love it. Did you notice that he said this is a quiet carriage? Yeah, which means he's imagining the entire thing.
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Is it Jerry? Jerry. Oh, Jerry. good ah we
00:12:30
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It's not what? The quiet carriage. That's the next one over. D'oh! Oh, not like that. Oh. There's a bitch. I am so sorry.
00:12:44
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yeah
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He's still there. Oh my god, did you hear that? It's like an actual weird weirdo. weirdo. Have you told me to say something? What was that, Jeff?
00:13:01
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So embarrassing. Oh, OK. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's just so disrespectful, isn't it? I hate you. Oh, my God. I hate you. I think about the other passengers. What was I saying to you?
Quality in Fan-Made Films
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You know what? I'm not mad at that. That was actually if that's the worst one tonight, I'm not mad at all about tonight.
00:13:31
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ah You know, when you when you when we when you said you wanted to start doing fan-made films, I was like, we're about to watch some really shit movies. But, like well, because let's be honest, there's a reason why some of these people are not professionals. Yes, this is why I had to go outside of YouTube and find some other sources. And I think Clippus, I found some good quality stuff. So probably more to come from them.
00:14:01
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now before we get into before we get into the rating, before we get into the rating, we're going to go ahead and what's our weekly lineup? Well, excellent question. So I'm going to go ahead and scroll to the bottom of the screen. Mondays, of course, is Speedway Stories and Cold Blooded Conversations. Wally has a guest um this next Monday coming up. What is the name of the guest? I can't remember up top of my head. This Tuesday on Glick's House of Music, it is Kissing Lilith. They're an alternative metal and No, but on on Wally's show on on. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh my speed away stories This Monday's gonna be Steve Nelson. He is a reptile special Nice. I didn't see I didn't see the post that Wally put up on on the network on our Facebook page It looks like an interesting. It's gonna be great conversation after that I believe is the first pre-recorded episode of Men can't prevent coming out correct
00:14:59
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no that was that was last was it last week okay so um i'm assuming the new one is going to be live or will be pre-recorded i don't know i gotta touch patients from connor wolf yeah we'll figure that one out what is up i got enough i got enough of my plate um on wednesdays of oh sorry tuesdays of course uh uh glick has what was it lilith what's one that's her name damn it i keep my brain is off kissing lilith Yes, in Lillian if I remember correctly and I have it here ah you have like middle Alternative metal band out of Cleveland which is You know from my hometown my home state with legs and Wally's oddly um um
00:15:48
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And then Wednesdays, of course, all the news that is news on what the fuck news, uh, we're going to be finishing up our hilarious penis stories that we found on Whisper. Uh, and we, we laughed so hard last week, dude. Oh my gosh. Like my stomach still hurts. Uh, and then of course, Thursdays, once I, you know, I was going to do one last night, but, you know, life got in the way. Um,
00:16:16
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Jeff's Garage will be coming back soon. I'm not exactly sure. I'm starting kind to line up some guests. Basically, if it fits in the garage, we're going to talk about, it basically, a hobby show.
00:16:27
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oh thursday yeah That's Thursdays. Fridays is this show, Nonsense and Chill, where we watch movies and we kind of talk shit about them. Or we if we like them, we laugh and have fun. yeah saturdays Every other Saturday, sorry, at around noon-ish or one, is Cash's Corner, where Glick and his son, hosted by Glick's son, Cash, um talk rationally. And they make their picks for the week. And then, of course, Saturday night is the flagship show, the Nonsense Go Nonsense Open Door Challenge, where you can come up and have a conversation with us and you never know what's going to happen.
00:17:08
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You never it's it becomes weird That is a six-hour show and then Sunday, of course is unnecessary roughness for the guys talk some hoodie football and It's going to be the permanent sports show. So after football season, I don't know what's coming up next because I don't follow the seasons so I don't either except the ones the seasons that make it rain and snow other than that well, they they did say that they're gonna be Talk a little bit of hockey probably not so much baseball um I know Glick enjoys hockey. um
00:17:42
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i'm I'm really hoping for them to try to figure out how cricket is played because Glick and I were talking about yesterday, we have no idea how cricket works. I'm curious. but i mean rich action Right? I'm sorry. So we're we're gonna we're gonna grow we're gonna roll into our first break song by a JG can't no more and then we'll come back rate the first one. I roll into the second movie. Yes
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imitate my flow You can take my life but you can't take my soul That's real, that's the only way I got toast Got first grind till I can't no
00:20:36
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and that was some AJG. I like that song. Dude, I was dancing like an idiot. I don't know if you saw. I was interacting with chat. No, I'm kind of playing on my own little chat over here, too. But I was still dancing. It's a good song, dude. I was telling you, I was playing in the house last night. That song came on my Spotify. I was like, yeah.
Continued Review of 'Quiet Carriage'
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That's a good song. That's a good song. I dance around like a **** idiot last night.
00:21:10
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I'm a lot. I don't, you know, every time every time I've been pulling up to the laptop, I've been putting on music, you just get the creative juices going. Speaking of which, ah yeah, so we watched one movie already, Quiet Garage, about a gentleman Jared stuck on what he thought was the Quiet Garage and turned out um jeff What do you think?
The Homeless Realtor Film and Its Comedic Irony
00:21:33
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up Well, you know, you said this is, quote unquote, the worst of the four films we're watching tonight. And so so I'm going to rate this a little bit lower so I have room to grow. However, I really did like this. It's very creative. I like I like the ah the fact that it hit the whole thing takes place in his head. If he doesn't say something, it's going to just get worse. I like that. Of course, we've all had that situation where you're like
00:22:02
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If I don't do this, this will be my life, you know? So I'm going to give this a a three. OK. Like I said, I like it. I enjoyed it. I would like to see more of the characters or or the the the cast, I guess, because I thought he did a great job. And I got to admit, the makeup work was really good.
00:22:26
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it was it was you know i mean it's not it wasn't it wasn't store-bought shit that you buy at spirit halloween and just kind of brush on the last minute yeah so yeah three whole pot leaves three three whole pot leaves i know well like i said you know i gave i gave our um what was ah the the the Well, the movie we watched the other day, the um one with the dude in ah the woods that had the creepy weird stalker alien guy. He did that three. Yeah, that one was visitor. Yeah, I enjoyed that. as well ah It was a little bit cheesy, but it was way better than the second one. I'm just saying. Yeah, I am. I appreciate the way I have room to kind of go up or down. see Fair point. Fair point.
00:23:22
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i Found quiet carriages situational humor. on I love it. I love situation. Oh, you're British comedy is the best. Oh, yeah I mean just in that situation where someone's annoying fuck out of you. You just wanted to ring their neck Then at the end you're like, oh well shit. I guess I was I guess I was wrong. I guess I'm on the asshole, right on the asshole But you know in that situation you gotta think that he's not the only one thinking that You know what I mean? Well, absolutely not. But he was. I think that fear comes into it. Yeah, but he wasn't aware of where he was sitting. Correct. I'm going to give it a two and a half. All right. All right. Yeah. So, I mean, I don't think a two and a half designates a bad movie, but it wasn't great. Well, you know, like I said, the beauty of it is, is like we quickly learned last week that if you rank the first one too low, you have nowhere to go. Well,
00:24:21
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Would you learn very quickly? Very likely a piece of shit, then the next one's worse and you're like, oh, shit. We don't have half a star. We don't, maybe I should. No, I think one and five being the max is is kind of perfect. And let's be honest, one is complete another dog shit, which is
00:24:49
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Five being this is you know Fucking Titanic and it's peak watching Sorry about that I was gonna I was going over the list see what the next movie was I have them all listed out like I said worse Yeah, you've been you've been doing some some administrative work on your end I see ah yeah Yeah, I don't do that let me bring up This next one is called Adam Adamson licensed realtor. Let me bring this up. This is a story about a gentleman. He is, he's a realtor for apartments, but he's also homeless. My name is Adam. adam iron i'm a What's that? I said the, the, the irony is the letter. oh Yeah. But it's so funny. I mean, I thought it was hilarious.
00:25:44
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And let's roll. My name is Adam Adamson. I'm a licensed realtor from New York City, and I specialize in apartments. So this one's actually an American made one. Obviously. Yeah, obviously. That is the biggest printer ever.
00:26:06
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And just printing an apartment in New York City can be extremely stressful. Mine or your name is not Chad. Take your stress. so um His name is Adam. I know, but he looks like a Chad. yeah I'm like your own person. That's a bad thing by the way. He's Chatham. Which I can totally hear. Look at the size of that printer! Way too big for his fuckin' office. I find that weirdly. His suit looks freakin' more expensive than everything in his friggin' office. Cubicle. Can cuba see all the keys? They look like a janitor.
00:26:43
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Communication is the bedrock of every successful real estate trip. This does look like a really bad infomercial. Like you're saying something important, right? And we nod in agreement like you trust me, okay? And then we smile and laugh. Okay, and then we shake and close the deal. Great. That felt great. One more time just to make sure we got it. Oh yeah. i have They're looking around. it They don't realize they're in an infomercial. I like that. my product So I choose to actually live in every one of my listings for at least a week.
00:27:24
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Remember, he's homeless. Yeah, I see what he does. As a realtor, he has access. It's not that I can't afford my own apartment. I can. I'm just hardly picky. Yeah, right.
00:27:39
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I forgot there was a butt scene in this. The hot water it takes a few minutes to really get going, but once it does, you can stay in. I totally forgot there was that scene in this. I meant to freaking blur that out. oh What are you going to do?
00:27:54
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evening Oh, the YouTube gods are going to. You're welcome, ladies. but you' welcome How would you know that?
00:28:09
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What? Oh, you knocked over the plan. Sorry. I didn't. Look, I guess the last time it must have left it here.
00:28:23
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That's his only friend, that plant. That's all he had in his entire life. I think that's all he owns, that and the blow-up mattress. And a toothbrush and a you know shower cap. And a shower cap. Who wears a fucking shower cap? He's gonna kill them all. He's about to snap. He's about to snap. Turns into art the clown all of a sudden.
00:28:49
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I thought he was gonna suck his thumb there for a minute. um God, that music's so annoying. It's creepy. We'll take it. Excellent.
00:29:07
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Fear. Fear of too much success. Or maybe it's a fear of having that fear, because I'm not afraid now.
00:29:21
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I think that's his only only set of clothing too. is that but That's almost worse. Oh, yeah. That's got to be it. It's like not well you having no fear of not being afraid scares the shit out of me.
00:29:38
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My greatest weakness is not not having no fear of having not not being afraid. and Double negatives are like, look at those keys. ah sorry Can you repeat the question? It's all those apartments that he has to live in. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I will help you live more dreams. He's a Realtor squatter. I will help you find your dream apartment. Squatting Realtor. There we go. Yeah. Squatting Realtor.
00:30:04
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A little bit hard on himself. You all right? No. No. I want to die. yeah
00:30:14
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Can we talk? I feel like a lot of people in real estate think that. This is a fantastic space.
Symbolism and Madness in the Real Estate Film
00:30:20
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May I ask what you pay for it? I work in real estate, so I'm always interested in what the market would be. You said you wanted to die. I'm just looking for that perfect listing. Can I tell you my story? Adam, do you see the camera crew now here in this room with us? No, I had everyone take the day off.
00:30:42
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He has gone completely off the edge. oh He's lost it. so Yeah, he's lost it. No, no. He thinks he thinks he's a realtor. Well, he think he is a realtor. He's a realtor that thinks he's in a documentary to yourself or others. Ooh, maybe just myself. Because he said, do you see the camera crew now? What are you writing? Or he doesn't know that he's not a realtor anymore. oh Yeah, he's a nut.
00:31:09
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Who's going to show the apartments? Oh, God. This is a Help.
00:31:29
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let he chooses a squat and he can rent out other rooms in the sanitarium for the other crazy people That plan is so sad. It's a great civilization. civilization of his, oh, his brokenness. Aw. It's a lily. An orchid or something. He'd rather water the plan.
00:32:04
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You don't take your medicines, you're going to go extra crazy. He pees in the government branch. You'll never find the perfect listing. This is the true origin story of the Joker. That's not what the poem is about. Yeah, right? He was a weird realtor. You make it perfect. Yeah. You make it perfect.
00:32:27
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I'm going to be in here for a while, but when I get out, you know that you can trust to find your next apartment. Me. I'm going to be in here a while. How was that? Was that good? I told you he thinks he sees a camera. He's lost it, man. He's totally fucking bonkers. I don't like to see myself on camera. He's talking to the door. I told you, he's probably a realtor and he thinks he sees a camera crew. He's got delusions of grandeur. I want it to be perfect. I don't think he realizes that he's not a realtor anymore.
00:33:05
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Oh, okay. Maybe like, I see where you're going. Like he's been in the sanitarium the entire time. No, no, no, no. He was a realtor and because of, okay, because he says he can freaking, uh, he can really afford an apartment, which he can. He's freaking squatting and all the apartments that he's trying to sell, but he snaps from, from his, from, you know, of course it doesn't show it. We have to imply it from.
00:33:32
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from like his actions. The pressure he snapped so, but he doesn't realize that he's not a realtor. ah He snapped from the the pressure of of real estate and and in you know the economy. I get that. no Yeah. Okay. Well, and we're going to go on break before I give our ratings, but it's not a terrible film. But before we do, before we do, we do have the Mingo Man, I can't talk tonight. A movie lingo for tonight, satire. The satire is ridiculous is ridiculing mocking film that targets social, religious, political, and economic institutions. Tropic Thunder is a satire of Hollywood and every serious actors and over overly serious actors. Man, I can't speak tonight. Yeah, very much like your your your airplanes, Tropic Thunder, um scary movie,
00:34:32
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Mel Brooks Mel Brooks is oh man, it's not all his movies are just king of satire fantastic satire But yes, we oh that is the wrong that is the wrong button wrong play that was the wrong button don't hit that button place So yes, we are gonna go on another break real quick. Yeah how blazes blazes blazing blazes enough. That's the problem obviously
00:35:01
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That's that lies lies the issue full Ben Stein as we speak It's to get needs to get back up to Dry eyes Ben Stein. I'm just saying I do so the rest on dry eyes You know what before I do play the song the 31st which is the last Friday in this month and Yes, we're going to have we're going to have a trivia night. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. I will dominate all. <unk>re We're going to need some contestants. I think Glick said he's going to come up. um The goal is that we have enough. Of course, we we're going to be on teams, too. Yes, teams, teams is the issues. I'm not sure if I want to do. Hey, what's up, Carlos? I'm sure if I want to do two teams of two and do like a sort of like tournament throughout the years, kind of what I'm
00:35:58
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Oh, I like that. Yeah. And then at the end, somebody will win a, a shwack bag. Um, the next song we're playing, this is the, the new Southern outlaws is not, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not yet. Or less, but we, uh, let's say we can play that sign. That was going to be the last song I played. Okay. Uh, this by the way, I've heard it like 15 times, dude.
Upcoming Trivia Night and Event Announcements
00:36:27
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I haven't heard it yet. so Oh my god, it's so good. But this is from, this next one is from Jesse Rose. This was music a musician that he did an interview with last week. They also have another group called Splatterheads. No, Splatterhead. I learned that mistake. I looked them up on Spotify. Splatterheads with an S is a punk group that was pretty dope too. Just saying.
00:36:56
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we find on Spotify, let's be real. We're there, and by the way, bio dot.links blast nonsensical network. Yes, and all those links are down in the description as well. And all the movies we watch, there's links down there as well and link to just nice ah clipist the is the clip is the website. So again, this is Jesse rose my own worst in
00:41:57
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Oh, welcome back. I like that song too. Yeah. Very easy to please when it comes to music. I'm sorry.
00:42:07
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Well, Brittany, if you want, you can, you can be, you know, in on the trivia night. You're welcome. Agreed. yeah by a teammate find a teammate. And by the way, I, you know what, Jeff, I was talking to Glick and we were like, man, we got to figure out a way to make sure Jeff cannot win this trivia. And I figured it out. You get the game host. I'm fucking with you, man. I was going to say, I'm not going to do any research. I mean, you'll know all the answers. So I call BS. But no, what ah well I think what we'll do, depending on how many people we'll have, I can set up the screen.
00:42:43
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Uh, the way I set up the, our, our little, um, small boxes and I could put us on teams. Yeah. Cause we can have up to 10 people on the street. I'm, I'm sure there's somebody out there that, that wouldn't mind. I, um, yes, yes. frank Parker says, hiber i would but in all seriousness, there is going to be, there, but there will need to be. I will have to.
00:43:13
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I have to take that so I won't be participating. Well, I hate I hate to be the bearer of bad news, buddy. But this is your show. I love your idea. This is true. What day is it? Oh, it is. I hate that. Say, Jack, January. i grade ah yeah January Last Friday of the month. Yeah. Yes, Arliss, please come up because there might be some music parts like music that's in movies. And Brittany actually had a had a great question. What's the theme going to be even though it was Western, her lady balls about it. No, it's movies. But no, I think it'll be definitely be. There you go. Are those each trivia night's going to be thematic, of course. So one night we'll do like a genre.
00:44:07
Speaker
It's just like horror movie questions. I'm not saying it's going to be horror movies. I'm just saying. And then maybe maybe another night we'll be like all Mel Brooks movies, you know, show like something. Well, if you do the comedies, I got that one in the fucking bag, dude. And they're my guilty pleasure. I'm just calling. I'm calling. I'm calling my shot. And and each each trivia night is going to have a question based on a movie that was ah watched on here.
00:44:38
Speaker
Ooh, I like that. Yeah. So I, I once again have a advantage as I watch everything. There's, there's very few movies I haven't seen unless you drive some new shit. Are we doing TV series as well or just movies? Because TV series is going to be tough because like I'm still watching supernatural, but I know it's been out. It's been out forever.
00:45:06
Speaker
But if you do Game of Thrones, I will dominate. I don't know. That might be maybe a theme. I don't know. Yeah. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. Understood. Yeah. Okay. Enough of the upcomings of trivia. Yes. We just got done watching Adam Adamson, a licensed realtor. Jeff, what is your take on that? Well,
00:45:32
Speaker
I'm going to I know you said you put these in order from worst to best. However,
Analysis of 'Adam Adamson' and Symbolism
00:45:38
Speaker
ie not I to disagree with you. I enjoyed it. the The satire, the comedy. However, not my favorite so far of the night. So it is lower.
00:45:49
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Um, okay. I like, I like the fact that it doesn't explain itself where you're like, like you, you and I mildly argued about if he was still a realtor, if he's been crazy the entire time or if he's just came to the pressure. So I'm going to give this a two. Okay. All right. I'm going to hold numbers tonight. I might get a half depending, but, uh, you know, it, it wasn't terrible. I liked the fact that he loses his mind. Uh,
00:46:20
Speaker
the weird, the creepy thing when his plant gets broken or killed or whatever, yeah killed it killed it. It killed it. Okay. i like although i've been I liked it because part of it was open to interpretation. Was he a realtor from the very beginning? Who knows? Maybe he was just showing people apartments to the keys he's stolen, he set up an apartment or an office cubicle inside a storage facility. That's a good deal. That's the thing about these short films. I mean, you can pretty much just kind of like make shit up on the fly, but because some of it's open to interpretation. I do like the fact that that plant symbolized his whole entire life. and Yeah, like he's very simplistic. we No, not that he's simplistic. It's like,
00:47:12
Speaker
because he doesn't have anything. He lives in New York and it's expensive as fuck. Well, not like that. He's so centrally focused as well. Well, I think because I think he was and me personally, I think he was a realtor because he had all those keys and he did show these apartments and he did live in in them before he sold them because he couldn't afford any place. And that plant was a symbol was a symbol of him because when the plant broke, he broke is when he snapped.
00:47:41
Speaker
Oh, I like that. So that's why I like doesn't change my rating, but I enjoyed it. Fair enough. That's why I like the symbolism in it. I like the commentary on it's too fucking expensive to fucking rent an apartment in New York City. Let's be honest. That apartment that that he showed that couple was like five grand a month. I guarantee it. It's the show. And by the way, Brittany, yes, she's right. The office is actually a pretty fucking amazing, funny show. Got a great cast.
00:48:11
Speaker
the the chemistry on that. They're rebooting it. Well, it'll be its third rendition then if you think about it. Yeah. I the I gotta say the Steve Carell one. Yeah. I hate to admit it but it's better than the original. Brittany out of curiosity, have you seen the original British show? Still moving on. Yes. Yeah. So, that's with Ricky Gervais. So, I'm going to give, I'm going to give it i dug it Yeah, it's I mean, to me, it was kind of like a situational like, like observation comedy. Yeah. Not my 100% forte, but I can appreciate it. Yeah. All right. And the next one is more of a dark comedy. Oh, I love these. Yeah, it's, it's funny. um Let's see the file.
00:49:06
Speaker
It is. I love, I love a good dark comedy. You know, anytime, you know, we were talking earlier about Dexter. Dexter is 100% a dark comedy drama. Um, and, and I'm hoping this has that kind of same feel. You know what I mean? Um, not necessarily as Dexter, but you know, it has that weird, I'm making a joke of something I shouldn't.
00:49:32
Speaker
it actually does in a way it does. it It's it's it's their conversation amidst what they're doing or what they're about to do. Like okay, let's I'm intrigued. This one's called shallow and there's literally like I think two people in this whole entire. That's the way to do it.
Review of 'Shallow' and Dark Comedy Elements
00:49:54
Speaker
Yeah. All right. Shallow.
00:50:00
Speaker
Focus! Sorry. It is on focus. That's our composition, Bobby. That's composition. I know. I know. That looks like a wish version of Miles Teller. Would you rather be a shot with no teeth or a pigeon with no beak? A what? With no teeth? Okay, then. Did you say a shit? I'll rewind it. Yeah, please. What?
00:50:30
Speaker
Oh, I think he said shark. Yeah. Would you rather be a shark with no teeth or a pigeon with no beat? Ooh. A shark with no teeth or a pigeon with no beat? Batman or Superman? Superman. Every day. Neither. who Neither. Wonder Woman. I mean, that's a good shout. Wonder Woman for the glory. No.
00:50:59
Speaker
I'm not going to lie. I'm I'm kind of digging that dude's attitude. Like you come at me with like a binary question. Like I only have two options and I don't like either of them. You're a woman. You're a woman. I just want to play with my boobs. Wolverine or Deadpool. Now, **** you both. I'm going with Silver Surfing. Oh, she has a bold choice. I suppose you'd say she's a bit like AirBud. He said AirBud.
00:51:27
Speaker
you airbud air everybody Yeah, yeah i I know what air everybody does. I was just making sure of the reference. That's what they're about to talk about. Nice. Oh, Larry, you got to see it. It's a film about a dog that could play basketball. Basketball. Yeah. It's a dog. It's a throw ball. Head boots. Head boots. I don't know why I'm laughing. Basketball's a rock hard.
00:51:54
Speaker
I suppose I never thought about his face. That's cruel. It's a dog who's acting. It is. Actually, I never thought about that either. I'm sure no dogs were actually hurting in the making of that movie. By the way, that is a Sprinter van. It's Disney.
00:52:10
Speaker
the Look how big it is. Oh no, that's four transits, sorry. In that case, it must have had a helmet or something. Alright, so that's interesting because this is obviously not made in America. So that van is considered an import where they're at. that's an Actually, no, they they make those in in the UK. Are there four transits over there? Well, four transits are one of the number one selling transit vehicles. you know Yeah, I think i think you written the world break you're breaking up, buddy. Four transits are made over there now?
00:52:48
Speaker
Uh, yeah, I think so. But they're, they're also one of the, there was a, there was a bank robber back in the day that would only use the Ford transits because they were, they're that good. Cause they've been around in the UK forever. Oh, fair enough. Yeah. Did a PGI. Is it PGI, CGI, CGI, CGI. What would PGI be?
00:53:19
Speaker
Uh-oh. There's gotta be something more. Computer graph, computer, wait. Computer graphic imagery, and then there's, what would be that? Pornographic imagery? Pornographic, ooh, there you go. Gotta have the pervert brain. Yeah. But in context with the movie about an animal, oh no. Sure.
00:53:48
Speaker
sir a couple of shovels. Good digs with a flattened shovel, weirdos. I do like a Disney. I have to watch it. I like a good Disney. I So question for you, Jeff. If you were going to bury a body, what kind of and shovel would you use? I'd use a pointed shovel.
00:54:15
Speaker
not not a flop. No, I would never use the flag. It doesn't make sense. Yeah, football. me That's what I thought. Like if I'm clearing ground like our snow or a rubble, that's what a flathead. and This is a weird part. play matter's off the movie yeah but It's details like this that pissed me off. I'm sorry. You guys do not ever dig for a living. I'm just calling. Are they seriously burying a body?
00:54:45
Speaker
let well He has a bruise up. He has a bruise up in his face, but they never explained where that bruise bruce came from. Spikes back. Rugby league. No. It'd be good, wouldn't it? Edward, last try. Darts. No, don't do darts. No.
00:55:09
Speaker
Oh, did she say that? A dog trying to throw darts. He would. That would be hilarious. Or she. Or she. Or they. Yeah, limiting someone's identity is something we need to stop doing. That's right, it does. It does cover this topic for a moment. I didn't tell you. Our Sams are there now.
00:55:36
Speaker
Sams are there now. Is there? There he is. they like What are they building? What are they building up to? Right? You're kidding.
00:55:52
Speaker
Congratulations. Like this whole monologue is just like small talk. and there youscript to You're at the bar with your buddy just no talking about bullshit. Right? I guess burying a body would be a mundane thing for serial killers. Well, I mean, I don't know if they're serial killers.
00:56:14
Speaker
I guess I guess I, I guess I did kind of spoil it. They are. I'm just, I'm just saying if you killed somebody, I don't know. I spoiled it for people. You can kick my ass later. I don't think it has a huge fan base. I think you're okay. You'll take time. This movie came out two weeks ago. Damn it. You didn't watch it by now. You fucking killed me. I have to think of that. I hope not.
00:56:45
Speaker
I've got a lot on this week. Oh, yeah. More charity stuff. Yeah. KXL Friday, 5 or 7. Quick text that day, half marathon Sunday, so need it to be all right. All for kids with cancer. I just can't stand to see such unfairness, Larry. So this guy is talking about how he volunteers for charity work, kids with cancer, trivia night, shit like that.
00:57:12
Speaker
Yeah. Which you would, what you would look as like, that's a pretty cool commendable thing for somebody. to do its what you know I wonder, and and I'm sure, well, I don't know if it'll explain it or not because most of these movies don't, but it doesn't sound like this is the first time these guys have buried a body. You know what I mean?
00:57:31
Speaker
No, they're definitely, they know each other. They're coworkers. They've been working like they've been doing whatever they're doing. They've been doing it for a while together. Right. Because they're, they're not even worried remotely worried about getting caught or covering their tracks. No. And they're having that casual coworker conversation. You're sending it. Yeah. You know, just whatever. Yeah.
00:57:53
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yeah
00:57:57
Speaker
But apparently he, uh, he hurt himself somehow. kill number Yeah, I wrote my carrot cake last week. Oh, sure stopping. It were. This is this is an amazing story. Best I've ever tasted. Oh, good. We're up all night. You weren't. You shouldn't have. First bake. Disaster. Oh, perfection. Fucking bottom. Sorry, you should do a cropland. I'm serious. Oh, that said so.
00:58:32
Speaker
You could win Bake Off. No. All that firm stuff.
00:58:40
Speaker
So you got one guy that's like all into doing charities and shit. yeah kind of a He's kind of a loner. No, no. yeah They just kind of talk about how great he is at baking cakes, especially his cake. Right. But but well he says he says you could win Bake Off. Bake Off is a British baking show. Yeah. But yes. but
00:59:02
Speaker
their interests outside of whatever they're doing. If you were to look at a person that have those interests, you're like, they're a pretty normal person. Okay. He's, he's a baker. Okay. But you wouldn't expect them to be fine. This is what they do for their living. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm happy with my community work and the volunteering. No, they're both doing that your work. Okay. You know what?
00:59:29
Speaker
Like they're nice people outside of the work. We know that for sure already. Thanks. I suppose the world needs more of you as well.
00:59:50
Speaker
I love those thermoses. Yeah, they just don't hold enough. No, they made them bigger to be better. yeah offers him his last, his last sip of tea. It's not nice to assume. It seemed to be more like tea drinkers and coffee drinkers are really oh absolutely way too calm.
01:00:16
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is
01:00:22
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just sit the ones moving There's more than one body.
01:00:31
Speaker
Oh. It appears here's we have a body bag.
01:00:48
Speaker
Uh-oh. I thought that was a female hand at the minute. I can't really tell.
01:00:58
Speaker
I got this, bro. He's like, I got this, homie. You step back so I don't hit you. Oh, shit. Damn. Chop that wood, motherfucker.
01:01:25
Speaker
Ooh. Best get this done before they call. You brought the wrong shovels motherfucker. He's dead this time.
01:01:37
Speaker
They must have had a fight with that guy. That's why he's I was going to say. Yeah. Yeah. And his arms hurt. The arms hurt the the victim in the bag. He he looked like he was scuffed up too with his uh. Yeah. Oh, there's only one body.
01:01:58
Speaker
Oh, no, they're going. Yeah. Wow, there's three. Yep. What do you think their job is? Disposal for for like probably like the mob or some shit like they're just like, you know, they go by here, pick up this, you'll bury it in the fucking of woods. Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:27
Speaker
Captain America. oh So, so I'm sorry, but I can imagine you and Glick. bearing to Oh, this is this is like and I've been thinking that this entire movie, this would be us. And you guys are sitting there rambling on fucking punisher better than Daredevil. Yeah, that scene from the show.
01:03:00
Speaker
What do you want to talk about on Saturday? Had to work for it. Thought we're born into it.
01:03:10
Speaker
You know what? I think I agree with that. That's a good point. Yeah. Never thought of it that way. Yeah.
01:03:26
Speaker
They're going to be there all fucking night. That ground looked pretty soft, though, so. Regardless, dude, if you've ever tried to dig a hole on a flathead shovel, it takes for fucking ever to at least start it. And that was shallow.
01:03:42
Speaker
Oh, a little dark comedy to kind of cleanse your palate. I'm not mad at it. Yeah. Okay. Um, but yeah, let's go and play the next song while I think about my race. So before we do play the next song, uh, Mondays, I just want to remind everybody Mondays, we have, uh, uh, Speedway stories and cold blooded conversations with
Weekly Network Show Schedule
01:04:08
Speaker
Wally. Uh, follow that we, we have men caring for men with Connor. Not sure if it's live or pre-record coming up this next Monday. I apologize. But back to.
01:04:20
Speaker
back to Wally's show this Monday. He's going to have guest Steve Nelson which he he breeds reptiles. He's a hobbyist when it comes to reptiles and etc. I got a little bit more clarification so. Yeah, I saw that come in. Yeah. Yeah. So, I'm going to say he's a specialist so. Glick didn't send a picture of what's his name? James Looker playing. I I saw that. That's awesome. That's right. Glick is
01:04:50
Speaker
So fuck yeah guys. I'm sure you'll see pictures and videos and they're gonna be hanging out I guess afterwards or tomorrow or something. I would assume yeah Tuesday nights is Glick's house of music which this Tuesday he's having kissing Lilith the middle metal Alternative metal band so you guys should enjoy that if you're into alternative metal Jeff You're an alternative. All right I, I'm into a lot of weird music. So yeah, I'll take that. I'm going to check that out. I like, I like that genre. Fair enough. Wednesdays is what the fuck news with Blick and Jeff and Blick's on fire with those penis stories. Thursday laughs so hard. there's Thursday's is Jeff's garage sporadic. Yeah, it's sporadic at the moment. I'm trying to get other things on track as well. All right.
01:05:45
Speaker
Friday night, she'll catch Jeff and I here. well We will play some, some short films, talk about em read them, rate them, review them, make fun of them, mock them or bless them. Um, and then Saturday nights we have Cassius Corner in the morning about noonish, I think. And that's all about new wrestling is noon or one. Is it noon or one? so like One or two. Yeah. One of one one of those two. It fluxes.
01:06:11
Speaker
parent schedule. Um so that's definitely all about wrestling and **** like that. Smackdown. Not my not my forte. So, I use II grew up watching wrestling somewhere along the way. I just kind of lost interest in it. I don't know. It's it's just like a really big. telemobility but yeah Yeah. And then later on Saturday nights is the flagship show. Nonsense. so Nonsense and chill. Oh, boy. Open Door challenge where Yeah, Glick and Jeff will invite anybody up just to make fun of Jeff. It's a blast. And then Sundays is the new sport. Great for my ego, by the way. but we We like to make sure his ego is about the same size as he is. Small. With that being said, Sundays is unnecessary.
01:07:02
Speaker
unnecessary
01:07:05
Speaker
sports talk with Glick and Rick and others. I know Glick and Rick. I think James Luker is the other one. James Luker is the other one, man. There we go. Got a lot of James Luker. He actually did a live performance on Wednesday ah for for what what's the fuck news? I don't think Arliss left the live, which is cool. I know he is. right is he but this is a Southern outlaws band first. This is their debut on, this is the debut. We, the nonsensical network has the privilege, nigh the pleasure, always is back the song from their new album that comes out ah the 14th of February. It is called,
01:07:59
Speaker
well Outlaw and Bikers? No, it's actually Outlaw and Bikers is the name of the album. ah The song is called Watch You Burn. Like I said, ah he glicked email to us all so we could all, you know, so you and I could take, you know, as you and I are the tech guys. I created the video real quick using something Arliss posted. And of course, I went on to their Facebook page and got their logo. ah But
01:08:31
Speaker
Since literally I got the song yesterday and I must have listened to it 15 or 20 times already. It's well enough of the anticipation already. Let's rock this. I like tea.
Debut of Southern Outlaws Band's New Song
01:11:46
Speaker
Yeah, I love that fucking song, dude. That was an abrupt end. We popped back quick. Hey, how's it going, everyone? I really enjoy that song. I'm sitting here singing along like an idiot. Normally during break, while we're on break, we usually you know we take breaks as well because you know we have to make our bladder, gladtder grab another drink, grab a bite.
01:12:14
Speaker
I didn't. Now I really have to pee. Actually took that break to actually go make my bladder glatter. It is what it is. I just really like that song. All
Rating of 'Shallow' and Character Development
01:12:30
Speaker
right. Well, we just got done finishing up watching shallow about two coworkers whose apparent job is to bury bodies and their nonchalant spanter of small talk Jeff, what'd you think well, okay, so I Did like it better than the second film that we watched tonight um The their their accent was a little bit thick so it It took a little bit to kind of get my ears used to it. Okay, but I'm not mad at that. um I Have the serious problem with those fucking shovels dude, I don't know what it is
01:13:12
Speaker
it's It's it's little details like that that if you don't get it right I hyper focus on them So they dropped a half a star for that Okay, I'm sorry. I'm a stickler for detail. Um, so I'm gonna give this two and a half stars All right. I would but it's funny. I enjoyed it. I liked I liked the
01:13:39
Speaker
The banter is what I found funny, not so much the subject matter, but how it... um yeah completely they they they built it it built it built bearing up It built the characters of the story by providing a little bit of insight of who they are outside of their bearing body job. You know, one's a baker, hobbyist loves, makes one mean hell of a fucking carrot cake.
01:14:06
Speaker
And one does a lot of charity work, trivia for kids, cancer, shit. I mean, you look at these people on the outside, like those are some upstanding fucking young. Well, you you actually made a very good point. But on the flip side, well, they're their day to day job is apparently taking out the trash and barely that trash is dead bodies that they bury in. well but you And I will have to say.
01:14:31
Speaker
Go ahead. Sorry. Go ahead. I was just saying you made a very good point during the movie that the conversation they were having is one that like you would have in a bar with your buddy. Yeah. Yeah. It's just, it's just casual small talk amongst coworkers. Yeah. As mundane as that sounds. It's sort of like, um, sort of has like a Jerry Seinfeld kind of feel to it. Okay. I see where you go. Like, yeah like, like, like the normal comic,
01:15:01
Speaker
conversations that they have day-to-day is kind of just Monday, whatever. Right. But it's what's going on around them and what they're involved with that. Yeah. That makes sense. So anyway, I am going to give it a three. I know I've given all three of these a three so far, I think. No, you you actually give the first one a lower score. I think this is your last one tonight. Okay. No, I think the last, I don't know. It doesn't matter. I don't know. I'll watch them back later and figure it out.
01:15:32
Speaker
so but yeah i i think i enjoyed this one it like i said it uh it was a little slow but in in a good way so what's your next one i'm fucking curious so this last one i think is the best out of all of them it's sort of like a a bro comedy to two two flatmates to two apartment mates.
Introduction to 'Hangover Food' Horror Comedy
01:15:58
Speaker
Yeah, step brothers kind of your bro. They're both single, you know, they go out and play the field, you know, they don't say the bros beau bros before ho code, but it's implied in one part. But okay, it's called hangover food and it is a horror comedy. Oh, yeah.
01:16:20
Speaker
So, so right up there with, uh, would you say it's right up there with, uh, Terrifier kind of comedy or, or lesser, more, more like scary movie. Uh, Terrifier is more of a fucking gourd point. Okay. I'm just saying. I am not disagreeing. I like, I like it too. I like Terrifier. So this one is called, what did I say? It was called hangover food. Okay.
01:16:49
Speaker
And like I said, is a horror comedy. And I think it's such a gem of a little fucking short film. So let's go. Let's check it out.
01:16:59
Speaker
Okay. Dude, open up. Come on. I need your advice or something. All right. Fuck. I'm coming in. Call it. Hey buddy, is this jacket too sexy?
01:17:12
Speaker
yeah ah but but would you go off but tell the other day from and sweetass bargain it's cool huh Was the bargain that was being given away by an elderly prostitute?
01:17:24
Speaker
and worst also another another film like it like nice conversations Like I said, it's like a bro comedy. Yeah, it's like like quick and i know another thing you can fucking dive in. Jesus, what happened to you last night? I don't know. I can't remember anything. i Honestly, I think someone's played my drink. I blocked out British version. freaking You better shape up. You know what I got? I was thinking that thing the entire time of I watched this. Right.
01:17:55
Speaker
I'm like, that dude looks like Frankie Nunez. Yeah. I don't know. The ladies are ready to go tonight, man. They're on the hook. They want to come out drinking. It's going to be good. It's going to be good. I love drinking. It's so slap me, man. I'm sensitive. No, no. Come on, man. The girl was making out with all night last night. Remember? She wants to go out drinking tonight and just bring her a friend. And it'll be awesome. Come on. Fucking force him. Force him? Yeah. That's the worst imitation ever. I'm not going nowhere.
01:18:21
Speaker
Please, man. It's a terrible proposal. What's it worth to you, man? Fucking anything, man. Make me a good coffee. Yeah, coffee. Easy. Let's go. I mean, a good coffee, like the stuff from the Guatemalan caves.
01:18:37
Speaker
Sure. Yeah. Sure. OK, if you guys never had fucking, um, God, it scapes scapes. Yes, yes. The one that comes from the ass of a. Yes, I have. I bought a bag of that last year. It's really good. It wasn't cheap. It is the best coffee I've ever had in my entire life. It is. You realize that it's literally covered in shit. Yeah. Well, yeah, they cleaned it all up. But the thing they roast it after they pull it out of the shit. So, I mean, it's it's been roasted with heat, so everything dies.
01:19:16
Speaker
But there's the bitterness factor is almost zero. Really? It's I want to try it. It has like a luxurious fucking throat filled to it. I don't know why I fucking described it that way, but it does. It's like it's like it's a throat goat of coffee. So I'm just saying it's had no I said it has a luxurious.
01:19:42
Speaker
throw It's like an expensive hooker, I get it. Seriously, the cave coffee. It's not okay. It's hand-roasted elephant ground coffee from deep vase of our meet-and-man. It's really expensive. I couldn't care if it was Willy Wonka's shit. I want a cup of it. Fine, I'll get you the fuck out of bed, and yes, I'll make you one, okay? Coffee and pizza. All right, fine, let's do it. That's a weird combo.
01:20:11
Speaker
I know, right? Coffee and pizza? No. What is that on his neck? Dude, he's got like a vampire bite. Get the fuck out of here. No. This is why he feels weird. Hey, yes. Can I order one margarita pizza? Who the fuck orders a margarita pizza and drinks coffee? But anyway, yes, that was very hard. What is a margarita pizza? A margarita pizza, if I remember right. He's got chicken on it.
01:20:40
Speaker
I don't think it's, I think it's white sauce. Okay. No, it could have tomato sauce, but I think it's like chicken and spinach. I don't know. I'd have to wait. Okay. I've had that. But it's definitely not tequila. There's no tequila involved. I know. Yeah. Large. Ooh, some cheesy. It's like some California type pizza. Yeah. It doesn't sound like it comes from a California pizza kitchen. And how much is dip? How much is dip?
01:21:12
Speaker
20 makes coffee like that. Oh no. I have no idea. Not didn't grind it or nothing. Yeah. Oh, he's gonna love this. All right. Not gonna lie. That kind of makes me want a cup of coffee. Who's ready for some of the best coffee in the box? See, this isn't any ordinary coffee. This thing about this is it gives you a step in your no spring.
01:21:40
Speaker
I can't do it. I look like a smelly albino ghost. Do you realise how bad that is? right A ghost is pale enough, right? But I'm an albino ghost. Are you serious? Who smells bad? Are you not going to drink this? You can drink it. I can't. I can't drink it. It was made for you, you alone. Each bean was made with love for you, man. I imagined your face lighting up and then a montage of us getting ready for the night. I can't do that. I need to eat. There's chocolate on top. yeah I can barely breathe, let alone drink. Your chocolate is shite.
01:22:09
Speaker
did i'm just gonna leave back on British uh uh words and vocabulary they say shite not shit uh it's an Irish thing is it yeah um it's it's it has to do with the accent oh okay this here but when you decide to drink it they both have a thick Irish accent I suck at accents
01:22:41
Speaker
Do you want to your fucking shit together and drink that? yeah I'm going to get ditched. Ah, yes. I mean, I do the same thing. Every time I see a cross. Yes! Bet your boots are up for a bit of drinking. Hell, yes!
01:22:59
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park fire i love when movies do that gary cloface o clown fucking going nice ah do pi's on his way you better ship up far can help think him' i sleep i he's getting worse Dude, in case you aren't actually, I just want to clear my conscience there. I don't really think you're a bitch. You gotta help me, guys. Shake me or slam me or spit in my face, do something. How about we just open a window first? I No, no, no, love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when
Vampire Twist in 'Hangover Food'
01:23:26
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movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when movies do that. I love when don't, don't. Okay, outside hurts. What do movies do that. you mean, outside hurts? How do you expect to do tequila shots in a few hours if you don't even look out a window? Tequila, no! No, tequila, yes! Tequila, no! I mean, I do that every time someone makes tequila. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:23:42
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la eight too We were picking up women when we were two years old. Yes, we were, man. It was great. Dude, I need you on this. If if you don't come, I'm just going to be laughing with her. I'm sorry. I'm the guy that's standing. and I'm not sure. Jeff's the one sitting there standing like, yeah man, we've been picking up bitches since we were two. I am so that dude. I handle two women.
01:24:04
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But I can't handle two women, women please, please, man, you gotta- That's where he and I get hurt. I'm just gonna curl up. and I bet, I bet. I'm a juggler, I'm a juggler, buddy. I can juggle like, fucking a readabout. No, we are brutally, we are karate chopping, never stopping. No, please don't. We are fence hopping, apple swapping. Please, no. We are bowl copping, lickin' ball. Stop, right, man. Stop being so selfish. Look, come on, they sent me this. Come on, look at them. Look at how pretty they are, please.
01:24:33
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I think one is, one of his names Bruce and the other one's ah Willis or some shit like that. Or Lee. Oh, I see. Yeah, that's why he says I need this. Yeah, I see. She's the one on the left, right? Right. The one on the left? No, on the right. Well, why did you just agree and say she was the one on the left? I just agreed and said she was on the right. How'd you know her? but She was on my Tinder date from last night. I ended up making out for ages at the party and I lost her. Uh-oh. What?
01:25:04
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I slept with her last night. Nice. Slept with his tender date? I didn't know it was your tender date. I mean, she came storming into the bathroom. Tell me these guys have never swapped dates before? I swear. What's that? They've never swapped dates before? Apparently not. How good of friends could they be? I'm just saying. Well, he didn't know that she was his tender date.
01:25:32
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He didn't know where she went, so. No, I get that. You know, it's not like it was intention. Pissing a finish, but it doesn't matter. She was just clawing at me and biting and stuff and doing weird shit, man. She was honestly, she's a freak. And I barely enjoyed it. I swear. I barely enjoyed it. Let's be honest, anytime you have sex, it's enjoyable. Match sex is still the best. I can fucking believe this. My date, my Tinder date.
01:25:57
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This is the highest form of betrayal. I didn't know she was your 10 day man. Okay. You don't want her. She's Phil. I I want fucking Phil. I want a filthy fucking shit all over me. No. I do. I'm so that guy. You need to get your fucking clothes on. You're paying for all my doubles tonight. Oh my God, still go. It'll be well weird. Paying for all my doubles. What a dick. Yes, it might be well weird, but she's my date and I need this. Okay.
01:26:29
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Save why you, you shout Bruce Lee at the top of your goddamn lungs, or I'm not forgiving you. All right? Let's hear it. Come on. Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee. Let's hear it. It's a fucking name. Let's just say it.
01:26:48
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Fuck. Saved by the pizza man. I have to get this. I think the date's calling them some pizza. And the pizza guy is at the door. I'm horrifically disappointed in here. Oh, the pizza man. I am so sorry what's about to happen to the pizza man.
01:27:09
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it will
01:27:13
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this is like not large they He ordered a large. Yeah, some food portions are different. I get that, but Jesus.
01:27:24
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Sounds like a personal pan size. Look, the pizza man's fighting for his life. yeah Yeah, not sure we're coming out tonight anymore. No, no, it won't be fun because you fucked my best friend last night. thought I thought we had like a connection or something. of that What was going through your head? He was obviously going to tell me. How about don't make out with someone all night and then go have sex with their best friends in a toilet, huh?
01:27:52
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Whose fault was it then? I didn't even know who you were! She's one filthy chick. You knew exactly who he was. The fucking pizza man in the background, man. He ain't going nowhere. I love the background action. Good luck with your life choices. Good luck with your life choices. Dude, you gotta go down. Hey, dude. But she's a vampire. I'm really sorry, man. You didn't even... No, I lived once, buddy. She did this to me, man. She fucking did this to me.
01:28:23
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Looks like he's got a shitty goatee on it. Like, it's literally made of shit. There's no blood on the pizza guy! It's just around us now. You look you look a lot better, but... Oh shit, man. I know some guys you can call to get rid of that body. Ooh, that's a good point. to me I mean, like I can... A crossover beat? Ooh.
01:28:52
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I like that. I'm a veggie. Maybe that' who those guys work for vampires. I was just about to make that same comment. Maybe that's, uh, yeah. Yeah. So you weren't thinking people. this means you don't want your garlic bread then.
Movie Rating and Recent Show Review
01:29:15
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yeah um sos yeah is galasky if i find out he was a vampire' like you want some go like bread buddy
01:29:42
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oh That was good, I'm not mad at that. ah two and was a funny I
Relatable Night Out Experience
01:29:48
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like that. Uh, are we, are we going on break or are we doing the rating on this? We're going to do a rate on this. And then I'm going to do a review on a show that I watched recently. All right. So yeah. Uh, well, what'd you think? So hangover food, uh, you know, I'm that guy that's literally woken up going,
01:30:16
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What the fuck are you? But, um, so, so I know where the guy's been. I mean, I've never been bitten by a vampire yet. Here's hope. But I like the, it's, you know, we've all woken up from ah those weird vendors and like, what the fuck happened last night? and And that's how he wakes up. So I like that. I have, yeah I have, I have very, I have a bad connection right now. So I'm not hearing anything that you said. Please go ahead.
01:30:45
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I was just making sure, i not mine. um No, I enjoyed it. I think this was a good movie.
Comedy Movie and STD Joke
01:30:50
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I think this is one of those things where it's like, it's relatable to a point where you wake up and you're like, what the fuck happened last night? But with the spin of, I was bitten by a vampire. And of course the joking back and forth at the end, that is something that, you know, if Glick and I had ever shared apartment, that would have been us. Like if I were if i walked in and I'd be like, so you're a vampire? So I can eat your garlic, quit right?
01:31:15
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it is ah that's not that's that would be odd like you wasn't go like budy so but this um go back to the well i'm going go three i enjoyed this you yeah however my favorite movie of the night was the first one ah thought that was funny okay honestly thought you'd find this one funnier but hey it's still both good movies I laughed my ass off of this one. This is like the third time I've seen this. It was just the bro comedy fucking busting each other's chops about fucking my date and then haha but you ended up with the STD. You know what I mean? Right.
01:31:53
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it does have a very than it's like you just Fuck Fuck you for stealing my Tinder date and then later on you find out that oh shit du you got you got the clap. Oops. um Well, you buddy I that. I'm going to get you another cup of coffee because you took the bullets. But they they made it into like this this funny vampire movie. I thought that was just fucking dope. And of course that poor pizza man. Yes. And these guys have made other films too. And I've been checking out some of those. So we'll definitely probably watch more from these two cats.
Introduction to 'Secret Level' Anthology Series
01:32:30
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um Overall, I'm going to give it a four. um um I really enjoyed it. It was just, it hit my funny bone in the right way. So I got it. It was funny. I did enjoy it. and And of course I did see reflections of myself and the guy that didn't become a bad. But I could not stick stop thinking about how dude look like Frankie Muniz. It was mildly distracting. Do you have a crush on Frankie Nunez? No, but you know, ah my,
01:32:59
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The whole family here, they, they love, uh, middle, you know, so as instantly as soon as I saw him, I was like, fucking frank that's not right.
01:33:11
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Before, before we sign out, excuse me. I want to give a short review on a
Impressive CGI in 'Secret Level'
01:33:20
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show that I watched recently that came out on Amazon Prime last couple of weeks. I watched this a couple of weeks ago.
01:33:28
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and a little slack and I'll get to the review, but it's a it's an anthology series called Secret Level. Secret Level? Secret Level, yes. And what they've done is each episode is an adaptation of a different video game. um Yes, um some of them hit the mark, some of them because some of the games they do. I mean, like one of them is packed.
01:33:58
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Okay. The game Pac-Man doesn't have a whole lot of an origin story, a lot of depth to it. So they took that and they made it, you know, they, they made a story for it, which the Pac-Man one was sort of like a horror movie, a horror show, little andthal and it was, it was amazing. Then a couple of them didn't he hit very well. I mean, I'll give the whole entire show a three and a half. Um, it starts off, it starts off strong.
01:34:28
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It's got a couple of lols and they got some really good conceptual stories or adaptations from these video games, which I thought were really good. Some of these video games, I didn't even know what the fuck they were and how to go book them up. So just for a clip. Wow. So they got a big genre there. Yeah. And it's, it's all, it's majorly, it's, it's all CGI, CGI and at times you're watching some of them and you think that person is real. That's just, Oh, so it's really good CGI. It's really good CGI.
Format Changes and Licensing Constraints
01:35:00
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And they're all like short films. It's an anthology series. So they don't go on order. They're all separate stories, but they're all you know based on ah their own video games. So definitely recommend checking it out. yeah I'll check that out. Yeah, it's nice. Not too bad. Like I said,
01:35:18
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streaming on Amazon Prime. I think it is made for Prime. So I don't think you need ah any extra payment or anything if you already have a Prime account. So other than that, that is that is this Friday night with all the films. Jeff, you got any any reflections on on on anything particular that stuck out to you tonight?
01:35:41
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Well, you know, I like the, um I'm starting to like the aspect. I was a bit nervous at first about the the short film thing because there are a lot of bad ones out there, but I'm learning very quickly that there are a lot of good ones too. So I like being interested in new things when it comes to movies. Yeah. So, and I'm sure you you know this reason why we're changing up the format is even I, and I've been told this by other viewers that us watching a film off camera and trying to talk to it when there's, it's just, it it wasn't worth it. It's understood. Yeah, but of course we don't have money or licenses to show actual movies or actual- Stuff like that costs money. Yeah, yeah. But but there is a treasure trove of short films out there that I think need to be shared. And I- I agree. I take on that challenge. so
01:36:39
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I think the movies we're watching tonight are definitely movies that I would i would share with a friend of mine. You got to say this is hilarious. I think a couple of them could have actually like expanded or even had make make their own fucking series out of it. That final one, I think it would be a great mini-series. Yeah, it's shallow and then of then hang hangover food. um So yeah, we will be doing more short films. We will still be talking about mainstream media, just not as much. um But yeah, so I want to thank everybody for joining us this Friday.
Year Ahead Excitement and Outro
01:37:20
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God, it's gonna be a great year. I already agree with you on that. So far, we have a big announcement tomorrow. um No spoilers, but we'll save it for tomorrow. But things are heating up and we'll see you guys at the movies.
01:37:40
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and bring your own fucking popcorn.
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