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Glick is out and Blaze is in! Blaze is filling in for Glick and co hosting with Jeff. Remember it’s Saturday night, which means, while we’re live, come on up and chew the fat. Thanks for joining us! Please LIKE, SHARE and SUBSCRIBE. Network Links https://bio.link/nonsensicalnetwork https://nonsensical-nonsense.myspreadshop....nonsensicalnonsensepodcast@gmail.com Copyright Disclaimer: - Under section 107 of the copyright Act 1976, allowance is mad for FAIR USE for purpose such a as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statues that might otherwise be infringing. Non- Profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of FAIR USE. Want to create live streams like this? Check out StreamYard: https://streamyard.com/pal/d/5056901579276288
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Introduction and Setting the Tone
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We're about without sight.
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Welcome
Traffic Woes and Absent Co-host
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to the fucking show.
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Hey, y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, from my helmet's on tight. Baby, we bought the rhythm with the tism. Let's get with it. Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
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but what maybe
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That's right, folks. Drop your cocks and grab your socks. It's time for the nonsensical nonsense show. How you doing everybody? Welcome. Don't forget bio dot.link slash nonsensical nonsense, nonsensical network. Wow, I already screwed up. I'm so pissed. For all our stuff, you can find all our links to all, including our new merch store that Nikki runs, Beauty and the Beast, Beauty and the Beard, my brain. Dude, traffic's fucked me up all the whole way home.
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Blick is not
Audience Interaction and Engagement
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here tonight. Blick is not here tonight. He is on the road. So I am joined by our resident stoner pothead.
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Oh, I forgot his name. No, what's his name? ah blazing What's his name? Oh, me? and Ben Stein. Ben Stein. Yes. Oh.
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Yes. You are the the Ben Stein of the nonsensical network. ah Not that you're not emotional, but you're just kind of like, whatever, man. I dare not give you the big Lebowski one because, like Glick, you'll get a big head.
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But, yeah, as Glick is not here, you know, we we're going to do the show with Blaze and I, of course. It
Traffic Accident and Ethical Photography
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is Saturday. And that... You know what that means? I am going to drop the link and if anybody has the wherewithal and brains and fearlessness, come on up. Say hi. Just keep your wieners in your pants and you can show your boobs, I don't care. We showed ass last night. That's right, we did we did show ass last night.
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But it was. And I'm haunted by it. It was very brief. It was in a very short. So. Yeah, I won't complain. I'm dropping the link and what's happened. Give me a moment. No, no, take time. I'm slow today. Well, you know, it's one of those things you were talking about that you got stuck in traffic today, too. But it's one of those
First Amendment Auditors Discussion
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days where I just want to like. Smell weed. Well, no.
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I mean, i I'm like aggravated. I might like aggravated for some weird reason. I wasn't aggravated for most of the day. You're edgy. Put it that way. I'm on edge. Well, you know what? You know what? I cut back on my nicotine. So that might be what it was. That'll fucking do it, dude. Yeah. Yeah, that'll probably do it. That that weekend I spent in jail here when I got out, if somebody would have looked at me wrong, I'd have killed him because it was like what? It was.
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72 hours but without a cigarette. I was ready to fucking chew through the bars No, I feel that I mean it's a drunk tank but whatever I I had traffic issues today. There was a really horrible accident or a teenager died Oh, that's horrible Yeah. Yeah. I got, I got pictures of the accident after they use the jaws of life and all that size. I have pictures. Oh, wow. Is that bad? I didn't get pictures of them actually cutting the person out for two reasons. One, I was on a deadline somewhere and two, I thought that would have been too much. So I did, I did have a brief, um, interaction with one of the, uh, fire department guys. It didn't like me taking pictures. So, but nothing really came to that.
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Yeah, well, you know what? There is one thing to say, you know, well, that actually brings up an excellent subject ah because ah constantly on TikTok, I see those First Amendment audio auditors. Yeah. Damn, if they're not of anything but informative, they're annoying as shit. So you so but they're informative.
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but but So, you know, some of them are annoying um I think some I so I do watch First Amendment auditing videos I Respected I think it's a good way for us as citizens to to hold account our are Law enforcement in a way our peacekeepers. Yes. Yeah, I do. I do think some of the auditors are a bit out there dickish and not just dick oh Yeah, I think even when they say stuff, they say it wrong. I honestly, i'm when it comes to the cops, I'm like the less words, but back so like i like the I like the guy that goes through the the that immigration check board that's a like fucking Arizona, like 100 miles from the closest border or 200 miles or something like that. And he's just like, I don't answer questions and sits there. Oh, yeah. I love it. I love that dude. Yeah. i um
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I was saying, alright, so I parked my, I have pictures. Yeah, right. And and I'll show you those pictures.
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Now, was the accident because of snow or something or just bad driving? um You know, no, gassturation it could have been a combination. No, it was somebody who read ah ran a red line. That's what it was. I remember that'll do it.
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oop What's up, trackable, untrackable? Come on up, buddy. um Like I said, Glick's not here today. It's just gonna be Blaze night. So the more people the merrier. Because Blaze is on a tear. He's just cutting back on his nicotine. He's ready to kill somebody or something, geez. I'm calm. I'm certain. I'm certain to calm down. So is there a reason why you're cutting back on nicotine? Just health yeah like fuck i'm bored I'm just tired of spending the money. I'll tell you the truth. nice I said there I cut back on my I cut back on my zen to three milligrams and the fucking can was the same the same price. I'm like this is retarded. So, that doesn't make sense. You would think that you would think but nope. Alright. So, I'm going to share these real quick. Yeah, go ahead. Alright.
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this was uh as I was getting out of the car, I was just checking to make sure I hadn't had the camera and a good focus so. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I was gonna say I don't see in any car there. that
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I'm white **** Yeah, wrong way. There we go. Okay. So, ah you can you can see behind this is the the truck right here. That's chevy avalanche Yes, yes, yes. I recognize that car from a mile away. Oh, man, they fucked it up. Oh, there's a version. There's there's more pictures. So this is this cop right here was sitting here directing traffic on this intersection. And before I decided to park where I am now, walk, walk up to this easement, I was about 10, about five to 10 cars behind. I didn't count exactly. But he started yelling.
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He started to yell at some punk that was in this black pickup truck that was trying to go around or something. So this cop just started yelling at him. At that point, I'm like, if he's talking to people with their windows down, you know how I roll. So I decided to go ahead and turn around and go park somewhere. So that's what I did. You know, um oh wow, they really fucked that thing up. Yeah. And that's that's the driver side. The passenger side looks worse.
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look at like ah that's d
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like lower Okay, so here is this guy right here. This is the fire guy that decided he did not like me taking photos. You can see him swishing me away. So I was like I said, I was on the easement and So, I wasn't in the road. I was way back behind the curve. I was maybe a couple feet in front of a utility, one of those utility junction boxes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, he's sitting there. Shoe, go away. This is a crime scene. You can't take photos. And I told him, I was like, I'll take a couple steps back to that utility junction box
Social Anecdotes and Travel Stories
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but I'm not gonna stop taking photos. And he did not like that. So, he decided to go ahead. Okay.
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little bit closer close pick so okay so this is he word so this is the fire guy that shuish me away he's over here talking to that cop tell me to he was telling on me yes off yeah and that cop looked at me and then turned around was like but and nothing ever came behind it so okay now let's get back to some more pictures courses was out for of walgreen so the pharmacy traffic was held
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Zoomed in on his name tag Yeah, well dude it was or it was it was like 30 something degrees. I was shivering so I was having a hard time to focus sometimes That's good practice though because you know You want to be a photographer full-time? oh You'll have to deal with the weather yeah, well I didn't bundle up correctly well then
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And they really fucked that truck up. Yeah. So here, here I'm, I'm okay. You see where this telephone pole is where I initially was, was just a little bit farther down where I was taking. Okay. Yeah. So I was across the road. I was nowhere close. Whose fault was it? Apparently untraggable. Somebody read, ran a red light. I'm not sure exactly who. I was going to say, what did he hit? Because I don't see another vehicle.
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I don't know where the other vehicle is. That's the thing. I i had drove by when I was on ah on a delivery and they were in the process of using the jaws of life. So this this this is up. Yeah, you had it's after the accident. Yeah. Yeah. So you had somebody holding up this big blanket while fire department is getting in there with the jaws of life. Shit. They're trying to block stuff, which I totally understand. it was a Yeah, that makes sense. I think the person who ended up passing away, I think she was like 16 years old.
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my sister knows her knows her mother. So, you know, by the time I got home, they had already heard about it. Of course, I'm showing everybody where the area I live. Yeah. Oh, well, ah this was a little bit from school in Meade County Christian School. I guess you can call it school. OK, here we go. He's a bit better. Wow, man. This is really fucked that thing up. Yeah. There we go. Yeah.
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Yeah. That's from where they also had to cut into it as well. Yeah. They really screwed that thing up. It was a gnarly accident. It's it's unfortunate.
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That's insane. Yeah. Fire department is standing around. Of course, I don't want to sit here and say they're being lazy or anything. They literally, the ambulance had just Well, they they have to secure the scene and make sure, you know, they have yeah as much cleared for the tow trucks so arrive. So yeah, that's basically they had this intersection closed down for like at least three hours. It was still closed down when they finally left the area. um Yeah, of course. So the fire department is going to help keep the scene secure and they have investigators and the cops are investigating. All right. There's probably the best close up picture. And
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This is the, they cut the B pillar right now, right across. Yeah. Right here. Yeah. No, the B pillar, the B pillar goes in between the two doors. Oh yeah. That's what I'm talking about. They just, yeah, it's gone.
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thanks I don't even think that like, I've seen some people repair some crashes, but that one's been my dogs. I was sitting there taking, I was going to say, what did you should take your dog to get changed?
00:17:22
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This is a very good picture. That's Pepper, guys. I've been wondering what peppers looked like for the longest time because I, you know, we do, we do the Friday show and I hear you say stuff to Pepper all the time. I'm like, I have no idea what to imagine while I go. I have. In my head, it could be a chihuahua or it could be a fucking mastiff. I don't know. Pepper is not a very good description of a chihuahua. No, she's, she's part chihuahua, part terrier.
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Oh, so she's a psychopath. I get that. She is. She's like Scrappy dude. Always picking fights. That's my kind of dog. So, yeah, that was my uh my interlude today. So, yeah, that was another uh when right before I went to the Career Center when I met Glick um the year before a buddy of mine got his license and he had a I think it's a link mark four dole big old fucking yach and a drunk driver hit him. And if he would have had his seatbelt on, it would have cut him in half. No matter what, he wasn't gonna walk away from it. And many he, of course, died. And it was a horrible day. So yeah, I get i get the the feeling of, you know, a friend dying in a car crash, it's hilarious. It's horrible. I didn't even say hilarious. I think a year after I graduated, or
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year I graduated, I had a friend from high school. She died on a ramp, on an exit ramp during a collision. It was during the winter, so it was was icy roads and shit, I think is what happened. It's sad when a young person loses their life. Unnecessary. No, I agree. It's it's horrible.
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I'm not sure like who who hit them, if they were arrested or what. I know there was two ambulances, uh, when I drove by the first time. And as I was, as I finally got around him, cause I took a back way around. That's how I got back on the main road where the accident was. And but just a I'm going, I'm finally going down the road and here comes the, one of the zipping bodies and buy me do just screaming.
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Oh, so somebody might have survived, but. Yeah, there was. national victim There was multiple victims, but there was one dead. I didn't. I didn't. I was going to. You know what I should have done? I should have got a hold of the news station and see if they wanted to buy my pictures. I didn't do that. Oh, yeah, there you go. Freelance shit, man. Yeah. Hey, you can't. You know, there's a lot of people. Oh, there he is. Well, there's like Walker.
00:20:13
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What up motherfuckers? yeah we're talking about that i know i was just I was listening on YouTube then as I was so as I was getting ready. Yeah. got Timu Jeff and which plays? I know the real ones just couldn't make it tonight. the Don't worry, Daddy's home. He's home. That's a trackable. I'll be right back.
00:20:41
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No, I just wanted to jump in for a few minutes. Um, I'm headed out to, uh, James's house. Nicky didn't want to go, which kind of put a damper on my plans of wanting to drink tonight, but, uh,
00:20:56
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nonetheless, it is what it is. So we'll go out for a couple hours. You know, he's Uber.
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Yeah, I don't know what the Uber rates are out here and he's about 15 minutes from the hotel so. Fair. I don't know how long I'll be out here. I may still go back to the hotel and still have have a few regardless. Well, yeah shocker.
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You know what time for tomorrow's show for unnecessary roughness. Are you doing that from the road? Oh, God, though. I'm going to try to do it from the road and or out in public or or I don't know, man, it's. You should get you know, you should do do a man on a street interview. Just grab a random person and ask them what they thought of the last week's game. So I should contact the contact the sports bar around there and see if you can. Yeah.
00:22:01
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Oh, I don't know what, uh, I don't, why do I have my laptop or anything? So everything would be done. It's going to be done for my phone. Um,
00:22:12
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yeah, I don't know what we're doing. I don't know what Nikki wants to do tomorrow before we leave. Uh, are you guys doing that chocolate tour thing you were talking about? No, but there is a chocolate place here. Uranus fudge shop that she wants to go to.
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Uranus. Wait, isn't that the one we've talked about? I thought I saw that. Like, it's got a weird merch. It's the best stuff that comes from Uranus on it and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That that place is fucking hilarious. There's there's a few different. Oh, yeah, there's a sign for it. You got it. I like I like from the concert last night. Oh, man, it was just it was it was fun, man. It was a good show. James is awesome.
00:22:55
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Um, yeah, we had a good time. We, uh, wound up going back to their house for a little bit after the show and hung out motioned a little bit. And, uh, I saw your, your first date nervousness picture. I'll be right back. I'm i'm in in like four conversations. Um, why i I got there. James, uh, hooked me up with, uh, some, some swag.
00:23:25
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like I had his shirt for him ah that we made. He looked me up with the t-shirt. And ah during his first break, he was like, ah we were up there kind of talking. He's like, oh, yeah, by the way, when I'm done tonight, this is yours. And it was a set list. And he signed it. And yeah, do that. ah fa it He signed it, put the date and everything on it.
00:23:55
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I told him, I said, this bitch is going up in a frame behind me between my belts. He's like, hell yeah, bro. Hell yeah, man. So one day when he's big and famous, I'll be able to hock it on eBay for a couple of bucks. Welcome to a couple of bucks. Five bucks, yeah.
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i like once We become famous. I'm going to sell pictures of ourselves. Yeah. Embarrassing. Nice.
00:24:26
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It's trippy where his house is. So his house is in Indiana across the street. The cornfield is Ohio. So I was looking at it on the map and showing, showing Nikki cause she's like, how does this work? Literally the left side, the left side of the road of his, of his road that he lives on. If you're driving down the left side, you're driving in Ohio. If you're driving on the right side, you're in Indiana.
00:24:51
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Yeah. He's straddling that border for sure. Yeah. Yeah. He's like right there. That's what I was like straddles things. So he knows the feeling. You just walk across the streets of the cornfield and get high. It's legal there. Right? This is true. This is true. Stand on one side of the street legal. Man, it's so, man, it's so so arbitrary. but it yeah but is it so little Isn't it legal and in in Indiana as well?
00:25:22
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No, I think they, there's no i don't like them legend they're starting to work on legislation to legalize. Hey, like that. Um, and you, you cross the street, the smoke, even if it's legal over there, wouldn't that still be considered some sort of trafficking? yeah question That's a good point.
00:25:47
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You know, there's a there's a town on the border of Canada as well. That's the same thing on one side of the street. It's Canada. The other side of the street. It's the US. That's weird. Do you need to go? Do you need a passport to go to your neighbors to borrow a cup of sugar? I don't know. yeah by I heard about that. They said like based off of where the houses are, they might be like on Canadian property or on US s property, but it's all based off of like where the mailbox is.
00:26:16
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Right. So you can be you know living in Canada, but born in America and it's fucking weird. Well, that's like when I was growing up back home. If my mailbox.
00:26:32
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You are very disruptive and rude, bitch. Who? My GPS. Oh. I we didnt hearing it so i was like, look fuck how dare you talk to Nikki like that? No, Nikki's not with me. She's back at the hotel. She didn't want to. She got chea as i told boy kind of put a damper on my plans of wanting to drink tonight, but I don't know how long I'll be out here. i still i love
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um She's allergic to cats and they've got a couple of cats. So I'm not allergic. I just hate fucking cats. I got a score to settle with the little fucking cat tonight. i Yeah, me off we were there. We were there last night. But anyways, I was saying real quick about that. If our mailbox would have been on the left side of the of the of our driveway, we would have had a Bladensburg address, which is where we actually live, was in Bladensburg.
00:27:37
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but because it was on the right side of the driveway, we had a Howard address. Howard was where my high school is. It was like a half hour from my house. So yeah, i had I had a similar situation. The township was just on the other side of the street of my parents' house. Uh, but like it went through a field and across the street from my parents' house is a place called Meadowwood Farm. It's a, it's a,
00:28:03
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Um, area, you can rent out and have weddings and shit like that in an old barn. That's all you know set up. And as you drive down the road to get onto like their property, you, you start on one township and end up in the other. It's fucking weird. Yeah. Nah, last time we were out here, he's got a couple of cool ass fucking dogs, man. They got this, um, they got one dog that is a lab pit bull mix.
00:28:32
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And it is the coolest looking dog, man. And he's he's a trip. And then they got another one, a little girl asked him, I guarantee it. Oh, yeah, he's a big boy. And then they got a couple of big ass cats and they got this little shithead of kitten that I was fighting with last night. At one point, I was down betting the dogs, this little fucker come out from underneath the table, smacking in the face and then ran away. I was like, oh, it's done. Oh, my God. I will pay
Death List Competition
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money for that.
00:29:00
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Finally, we're talking last night. i but yeah You know, we're talking about going back to the hotel last night and I said, well, fuck that cat. You watch. She's like cat your new arch enemy. I'm like, basically, I'm putting it on the fucking list. but that but The goddamn cat on the list, Jeff.
00:29:25
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but type it out goods speaking of so ahead Yeah, I was going to say, do you guys like oh Shane Gillis, the comedian? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw it was a short, but it was like a single joke and he was talking about cats and dogs and he was like, cats are like ah ahut autistic kids, like they're skittish. They don't know whether they like you or not. is that but dos yeah He said dogs, dogs are like the the Down syndrome kids like like everybody. They're always excited. It's like you come home from work and they're like, oh, I have to show you everything I did today. It is though. It was the best day ever. It's like you you talk to a down kid like you talk to a dog. Hey, you want to go for a walk? Oh, yeah. Oh, oh just i like look to me. I'm just saying I love a walk. I love riding a car. Yeah, man. I'll do it. Yeah, boy.
00:30:28
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oh man we're going doesn' like drive down the road like this
00:30:36
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i mean speaking ofha gillis's shane gillis isn't wrong I agree. I agree. Uh but speaking of lists, we have an update as we were saying last night. I wanted to get into this early. There is a race heating up. I guess you would put it not really because As of last week, Bob Uger passed, which means I have another point um on the death list. And um'm I'm getting a picture so I can show everybody. I'm trailing. Shut up. Nobody asked you. You're not even here.
00:31:22
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so yeah so Go go click yourself yeah no glitches But yes bob yuker has passed click all over that place yeah you do but yeah like like That means that it is five to one like is unfortunately still winning but it's not even February so I Yeah, we're not we're not hearing out an a last year was Yeah, I think we're off to a good start on a death list this year oh who but Of what five deaths last year? And an entire year, it's February we've got two deaths. It's not even current on death one somebody I
00:32:16
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probablyable cutting in and out i I have no idea what he's saying. I have no idea he's cutting in and out. Yeah, I'm going to mute him. Blake, I'm going to mute you because you're cutting in and out. See if you can say anything now. Yeah, you're still cutting out. But no, like I said, I guess, I guess, I guess, yeah. Something about when things start sticking. I don't know how that song goes.
00:32:51
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I know how it goes. I can hear it in my head. I just can't remember the word. But it's one of those things. It's like, look, I guess it was saying he's on it a death watch on on somebody else. I think he's saying he's going to make it on ah another emergency pick. Yeah. But I do have to warn you. You only get three. I don't know if you can hear me. Now I can a little bit. I'm well aware of that. Yeah, I'm well aware of how many I get. But when they die, I get bonus points.
00:33:22
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Uh, the person that I'm watching more than likely I'm going to make my pick and call my shot all in the same day. Uh, I'm just, um,
00:33:36
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um
00:33:39
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well, you'll find, well i i'm sure I'm watching because his health isn't bad. i get that like Yeah. Uh, yeah, he's in a bad way, but there's a chance that he could get better So i'm waiting and i'm watching now knowing my luck He'll get going my luck he'll die Well that or he'll die unexpectedly before I before I can make my but not not that i'm like, I won't be mad about that because it is on me You afraid he's going to treat you like jimmy carter calling my artistcus
00:34:18
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I hope everyone of his treats him been like Amy Carter. yeah ah like Well, it's too late right now. But yeah, I see. Yeah, he's only got one. So, you know, he got lucky that that it was the first to go and he got lucky that he made the emergency pick. ah and And we talked about this last week. He was going to call his shot. But unfortunately, he forgot. So
Personal Habits and Nicotine
00:34:45
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he did miss out on two extra points, but you know, it's still early in the year. I was thinking about this. Blaze, are you thinking about making any emergency picks? Are you willing to take the risk? I don't have any perspectives even if I were going to, to tell you the truth. I agree. It's one of those things that's like, it's a bold swing.
00:35:06
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um You know, we, we talked about on the, on our chat group that Wally, you know, uh, we, we all, when we showed them a list, somebody noticed that Wally had somebody that was died in 2014. So we told Wally he had a switch. 2014. I know it well it was one of those things is like, I checked the celebrity death list, uh, webpage and she's on there as alive. Oh, and I called it when he did.
00:35:36
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Yeah, you did. Uh, but we, we agreed that, it you know, while it's saying on the celebrity deathless life, but then on Google, it said she died in 2014. So I'm assuming Google Google's more right. Um, so no,
00:35:53
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no because I can change it to make sure she's like 400 years old. If I wanted to, it's Wikipedia. Um, Glick has a problem with Wikipedia because people couldn't manipulate him. Wikipedia doesn't work like that much anymore. No, they don't. they But they have they have straightened it up a lot since then. No, I agree. But but Wally did switch out his pick. We didn't give him any penalties since his first year and nobody caught it but Glick. But I don't think it would really hurt him.
00:36:25
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Um, so he did pick Michael Caine as the replacement. And you want to talk about a bold swing because Michael, kit Michael Caine is still acting, even though he's 94 years old. So he's a spry old man. Yeah. So that's still, who thats so it's almost blasphemy because Michael Caine is beloved. I mean, but Betty White was still doing shit too. And she fucking kicked the bucket. This is true. This is true.
00:36:55
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I miss Betty White. That bitch was hilarious. I miss my, you ever seen a picture when she was in her like thirties? Holy shit. That's my opportunity with her. Hey, yeah and so i i been crack about Betty White, like, um, like she deserved much more. Like back in the day when she was doing her thing, um,
00:37:21
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Well, she had her own show. She was one of the first showrunners because she had a show called The Betty White Show. And she was one of the first showrunners that stood up to the studio saying, yes, I have a black man on my show and I don't care. He's funny. And that's right he's here. I remember that story. I don't remember see.
00:37:43
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right? I was going to say, how the **** are you? Jesus Christ. but But, you know, she stood up for for for the comedy as opposed for the politics and and I applaud her for it. But the funniest thing I've ever seen is Betty White dancing on fire with Sandra Bullock. I never laughed so hard. Sandra Bullock, who's that? i She was one of my whole in ohio Now, I'm in Indiana. Just swerving back and forth. yeah Pretty much. Playing boarder.
00:38:24
Speaker
I'm going to. You might. Yeah, miracle you might get you might get get deported and go back to Mexico. The hell is my camera oh, my camera is facing forward. So you guys could have seen me. for i I was watching your road and I'm like, why is he showing us where he's going?
00:38:50
Speaker
fire or something like that like ah let's say you're getting pulled over for a d while and and instead of pulling over in the state that you've been in and probablyb yeah wouldn't be out of their jurisdiction yeah that's that's interesting just like yeah they trying where right malarious Usually in a situation like that, the cops have some sort of. ingredient china it comes down to the I think it does come down to stations. They're like, Hey, you know, the guy's fucked up. He's drunk. That's what they, but if it's just because the guy's tail light is out, they're like, yeah, calm down. Yeah.
00:39:33
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the the
00:39:39
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ah don't you you knowll smell that one there's something that goes along with the the cop that'll pull you out because you don't have a ah licensed plate light you know what i mean but what what seems to be even worse than that person that would pull you over is the fact that something like that's written anyway like why do you need a license If the car behind you is supposed to have headlights, I agree with emily that. Not only that, ah good point the tail, the the license plate is reflective.
00:40:16
Speaker
So any, any sort of light and it lights up. I think the reason why the tail light thing is, is a thing is if you're driving away from something and a camera catches you or, or, you know, you will be able to read it in camera. So I understand it.
00:40:33
Speaker
but I agree. Driving down the road, kind of hard to tell when the taillights are. But it also shapes those dickheads that'll be like, well, I haven't done anything all night and they don't have this. So it's a, you know, mix yeah. ye I get it. It's on the books, but it's kind of like jaywalking to me. I'm just like, yeah, calm down.
00:41:01
Speaker
so i mean i just to pull somebody over just to be like i think i smell alcohol well know one that i hate the idea of quotas like cops having quotas i'm like so you're just pulling over people just so you meet your fucking quota so you can
00:41:19
Speaker
Goals man you could but lipstick on a pig dick pig that doesn't mean i'm taking it the bed right but two you got another story that was ah auto one I Got about a 20 mile drive to work every every day and It's it's all almost all highway so in between 60 and 65 is the posted speed limits But if you're not doing ten over You actually become the problem because everybody drives so fast. And then there's a section of it. Uh, I call it like the spaghetti bowl here. It's not much of a big interchange compared to the big ones, but it's our version of a spaghetti bowl, a lot of action and everybody carries their speed. So if they're going 70 miles an hour and it goes down to a 55, they might go down to 70.
00:42:18
Speaker
But I tell you what, so um some mornings, like I'm just riding with traffic and I'm either in the middle or the far left because so much goes on over on the right side with all the interchanges and whatnot. Yeah. I understand speed limits in like school zones and, but on the highway, I think they should be like the Audubon because I'm sorry, 55 is boring as shit. The Audubon, they've actually so changed that over the years. It's not go but however you want it.
00:42:48
Speaker
They keep up the flow of traffic. Well, for the most part. Yeah. but no I think, I think 55 is almost as dangerous as doing like 30 because I might come back in a little bit and make sure you're paying attention to the comments.
00:43:07
Speaker
I've got to figure out how to leave without ending it. I see the bit. I see the little red end button, but I think I can just back out. So we'll see what happens. I'm the I'm on the app. the app.
Sports Stories and Music Break
00:43:20
Speaker
I found out last night there's an app. There's an there's an app for bio link now, too. Oh, cool. So I have that now, too. So I'll probably drop back in here in a little bit when I when I leave here. you So we might need do a full six hour show tonight because I'm exhausted.
00:43:36
Speaker
have do a full six hours you're gonna do a full six hour show fire also try your blood fire nicotine so i wasn't I wasn't planning on being up here tonight until Jeff reminded me that you weren't Yeah, there's six hours. So you're both fucking fired and I can replace you with retarded chimps so i love the watch that show you sleep at late Might get more viewers in all honesty
00:44:04
Speaker
right and No, I'll probably drop back. Yeah, I'll probably jump back in here in a little bit when I when I leave here. OK. On the way back to the hotel, really fuck around for a little bit. Gentlemen, have fun. Later. Terry does industry and he did OK. Tony when Tony was here.
00:44:29
Speaker
That dude, if he showed up on his phone, we pretty much, it was going to be an end once each other. One of us has Mitch McConnell on our list. I know. And I'm surprised that Nancy Pelosi wasn't picked because that woman looks like a wax figure. and and which I I haven't said I'm bringing it up. umm I'm checking the Rick Scott, Bruce Willis. I have Mitch McConnell.
00:44:56
Speaker
to you, that's what I thought. I instantly went to yours and started looking. Yeah. You haven't made your number one pick. I have. I have politicians. I have a philosopher on there and a couple of actors. Yes, we know you're smarter than us. Whatever. I didn't say that. You're the Neil deGrasse Tyson of the nonsensical network, buddy. I just I hate I hate to say, but I don't I don't see Noam Chomsky living the rest of the year. fuck <unk> I honestly don't.
00:45:27
Speaker
I love the dude but man every time I see a see him giving an interview or something dude like he doesn't shave anymore he's like all hunched over's and ninety eighty here are three and almost much shoes oh I need the points tell me out here man but but like There is, of course, the chance something like what what was ever was that box or Butterbean? The dude looked like shit and all of a sudden he started looking better. Butterbean? I think that's his name. Big old guy. um I remember Butterbean. Yeah, he was like hunched over for a while because he had hurt himself. And then like he was barely able to move. And then like six months later, the dude looked like he could run a marathon.
00:46:19
Speaker
so He was in a he was in a skit with the the jackass guys. Yeah, oh and they boxed in the department store Yeah, he was a heavyweight boxer wasn't he? He's probably super heavyweight He's a big boy or at least he wasn't his prime. He was like a Bullen ball was swinging arms man. That dude was and ball is a motherfucker That dude's got some moves. Yeah, he does. And I served it. He looks more like a he looks like he has the physique of a wrestler, not a boxer. I mean, yeah, yeah, he he he doesn't look like he's he's nothing like Mike Tyson, you know, build wise. He's more like like on track. Well, he's got like a bowling ball with arms, but he will not give the fuck out. Not that I know anything about boxing.
00:47:17
Speaker
But I will say this too like, you know, you talk you talk like he's because he's such a He's such a profile more than he was You know ah Like a true blue boxer, but you could tell he was a boxer like he wasn't just like one of these backyard brawler guys Butterbean when i eat a butter bean but I think of butterbean, I always think like he's like the John Daly of boxing. He just doesn't give a shit Oh, um I would say ah I don't, I don't know about like the, the smoking and drinking during the sport, but exactly. Yeah. mean John Daly is like, he's my other spirit animal. like if If I was playing a sport, I would play golf like John Daly. Just, I may not be able to hit it as far or accurate, but if I was just playing a sport and if it was golf, I would be the John Daly and golf or the John McEnroe of golf.
00:48:17
Speaker
I mean, it's such a frustrating fucking sport. I love to play, but fuck I'll throw a club like I'm fucking John McEnroe at the US Open.
00:48:37
Speaker
What made golf so much fun for me was the fact that, um, and I never kept score. Like I obeyed the rules for the most part, but I never kept score. So like if I had to drop it all, I said, there's nothing more that pisses me off than when I look at my score at the end of a round. That's enough to go to the clubhouse and drink yourself into a stupor.
00:49:07
Speaker
just so point go he mean every that we Like why why would you let that get to you so much It's one of those things is like if I start if I do anything I try to do my best at it You know like if if like what I played football I tried to do the best I could if I when I wrestled I tried to do the best I could I did go to state ah When I you know I started playing golf, but I tried to do the best I could. I'm not terrible, but the first couple of times I went, man, I suck. Yeah. when When did you start golfing? Not long after I saw the movie in cup, because I was like, wait, I can act like that dude and play golf. I'm fucking in.
00:49:57
Speaker
But I did the same thing when I played tennis. I was the John Daly of tennis when I played here because I'd go out on the court with a fucking cigarette in my mouth and be like, let's fucking do this, boy. and And people are like, you're running. I'm like, yeah, but if I don't smoke, I'm going to die. I think actually, I think that goes. I think eventually you're just going to die because you're an unfortunate. Yeah, but smoking makes me focus when I play. But you had a good time.
00:50:27
Speaker
Oh yeah, okay I love playing tennis. Focus on not getting smoke in your eye. How the hell can you smoke a cigarette and play tennis? That doesn't even make any sense. I'm a smoker, Blaze. That's all I do. I'm it's, it's like, it's like oxygen. I need it. As I've said a million times, this one cigarette can save a thousand lives because if I don't have it, I'll kill somebody. Fair enough. Fair enough. ah Nicotine is one hell of a drug.
00:50:56
Speaker
Yeah. i'm losing Like taking like long distance runs like 10 plus miles or something like that. And this was, this was before I became like a ah heavy smoker. Cause I am now, but back then it was like, you know, you smoke when you were out on the weekends or you'd smoke to just chill out for a minute, like one a day or something like that. Well, doing some of these long runs, uh,
00:51:25
Speaker
A lot of staying focused on, on your motions and making it right, uh, comes with your mentality and what you're thinking about the beat in your head. And sometimes like, you know, you start to fade a little bit. So yeah, I got my, my camel back on and it's got a pocket on it. So I just reach in there, grab a cigarette, take the minute, calm down, walk for, you know, the cigarette and then, uh, change the beat in my head and get back at it.
00:51:55
Speaker
Exactly. Yeah. Well, when I when I was in high school, I I I ran track. Yeah, answer it. It's your grandmother. I did track in high school. I did shot foot and discus. And are you going to fucking hope answer it? Jesus Christ. And I actually got in trouble one meet because I was throwing the shot foot with a cigarette in my mouth. Cause I was like, fuck it up. I'm going to do it. and I'm going to do it my way. Man, I had this, uh, ROTC instructor in high school. We would, we would meet up for like the shooting range on Saturdays and we're inside the school and he's sitting there smoking like a chimney. Cause he was a cigarette smoker in front of the kids, not allowed, bla blah, blah, blah.
00:52:43
Speaker
and one day, it was like the last week of my senior year, I'm backing out of my my parking spot while lighting up a cigarette in my car. He's standing there trying to tell me to put it out because I'm on campus. I was like, man, go fuck your hypocritical self, man. Go fuck off. What was it like going to school with Jesus, Blaze? Oh, what? Man, you're old as fuck. He would never shut the fuck up. Always sought him out. okay Always be like always I'm throwing a party this weekend. We have plenty of wine, but we don't can drink wine who drinks wine in high school um but Right not the party. You're not the party you want to go to really Drink a booze farm or something. They're on track well No um It was just funny for me to raise my hand. Honestly, I wasn't ah I think I went to High school parties and I was the lamest dude there. I
00:53:42
Speaker
And, uh, but but you were also 30 every once in a while, my, uh, my, my friend's parents, they weren't drink, really drinkers either. Yeah. Uh, yeah, they weren't really drinkers either. Uh, but they did have alcohol and whenever they would have like people over and they would open the gray goose bottle, you know, it's got the seal on it. So we can't do it.
00:54:36
Speaker
ah talking to my my parents' liquor cabinet it was just like a cabinet in the kitchen one of the highest one up where they kept all their liquor. My parents weren't big liquor drinkers, right? There was this bottle of peach schnapps. And I would get into it every once in a while, I know, right? And I would about drink about half the bottle over time, but I'd fill it back up with water. And that fucking bottle sat there for years and years and years. My parents never drank it. I'm home, like I'm in the Air Force by this time, I'm home on leave once, I'm going through the, I was like,
00:55:08
Speaker
Wow. You guys still have this fucking bottle of peach schnapps. They're like, yeah, we never drink. It's nasty. I was like, it's half water anyway.
00:55:18
Speaker
I never had to worry about that. Like Mike, because, you know, I grew up in the middle of um fuck Egypt. Like we, we had, uh, 27 acres and then the closest neighbor was like two miles away. So like, if I wanted to drink, my dad would just buy a keg and everybody'd end up in my house and we'd just sit there and drink.
00:55:38
Speaker
I had played with friends. I had I had friends. I worked at I worked at Hardee's right outside the gate because I was living in Fort Knox at the time and there was this one dude that worked there. What's up Lazy? You can come on up man. You want to drop the link? You got it.
00:55:58
Speaker
It was this dude and he didn't have a car, but he was like, I was in high school, but he was like 22 or 23. He didn't have a car and sometimes he'd ask me for a ride home if we got off at the same time. I'm like, sure, but you know the deal, right? So we'd swing by the fucker liquor store on the way to his place. He'd run in, you know, and he'd get me what I needed. Well, that was, that was another great thing about being friends with Glick in high school. Cause he worked at Kroger's. So he just.
00:56:25
Speaker
He knew all the cashiers, so he'd find the cashier that let him let him buy beer, and then we'd give him the cash, he'd go in get here and and carry it out for us, and it would just end up in our cars.
00:56:38
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ah
00:56:42
Speaker
But sorry yeah, it was one of those things that was like, you know, wrong pipe, I get that. yeah But yeah, real quick. I can't do a hard look here, man. it just
00:56:55
Speaker
tickles my balls weird. take to run on Yeah, I don't know why I said that, but we're gonna go dig it real quick, Rick, and we're gonna do my new favorite song. This is a Southern Hollows Band's new song. It debuts on the 14th of February. I'm glad you didn't put the name. I can't remember the name off the top of my head. It's called- Watch, Watch Your Burn or Watch You Burn. Watch You Burn, yeah.
00:57:24
Speaker
So we'll be right back in about three minutes and three seconds
00:59:56
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Let it give you pause for your man.
01:00:33
Speaker
Yeah, it does end up abruptly. It does. I'm going to watch you burn. It's a good song. I really do like that song. Uh, yeah, that was the Southern outlaws band with their new song. This is the second time it's been played for anybody in the world, except for the guys in the band and producers and all that. Uh, and it is
TikTok Ban and Social Media Censorship
01:00:55
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on their new album called outlaws and bikers debuting on February 14th of this year.
01:01:03
Speaker
I do like this. Look at you drinking a shot. Are you sipping it? I'm sipping it. Take it like a man. Kevin said, take it like a man. It's foolproof. Who pissed my ass? So do you think TikTok's going to fucking end here here in a few hours? I don't think so. From my understanding, I actually was watching a video the other day.
01:01:31
Speaker
ah You've heard of the new one, Red Note, which is the Chinese version of TikTok. Well, hold on, TikTok is from China. What are you talking about, the Chinese version? it is Actually,
01:01:45
Speaker
actually TikTok is not Chinese. It's Filipino. No. And that was the whole the whole problem is or it's like it's Vietnamese or some shit like that the the bike dance is yes a Chinese company, but the boundary of tick-tock is is Honestly Vietnamese or or um it's not Chinese, you know, and um this but fuck you lazy yeah steve but I got six hours. you know what I don't want to get obliterated. I got to be here all right. The whole my we have red nose.
01:02:39
Speaker
The app Red Note is now the number one downloaded app on the Play Store over the past couple months because all the people that are on TikTok in the US are downloading it and using it. Basically telling the government, oh, you're trying to censor us by not letting us speak to the Chinese. We're just going to go on their fucking app. well So the US s government is putting a 250 day stay on banning TikTok. We'll see. OK.
01:03:07
Speaker
From what I understand, the Supreme Court didn't put up but put a stay to it. However, what I heard was that the outgoing administration is not going to enforce it. It's going to be i saw that it's gonna is gonna be on the on the new administration to enforce it or not. But yeah, I did i also heard that there's going to be a 12-hour blank spot, but you know that transition period between Biden and Trump, where it's like,
01:03:35
Speaker
Um, because Biden said he's not going to enforce anything. Um, will tick tock take itself off the app off off the play store or, and, and Google and Apple, whatever it store is, or will those programs remove it themselves? I don't, I don't know if, if we as a country was going to block ISPs from allowing tiktok or we were going to leave it on tiktok to disengage. I don't know. It's one of those things. Yeah. It's it's it's kind of a weird thing. i mean There's a whole bunch of that weird. I think it's weird to I think, I think the banning of tiktok how it all got started it was over hyped bullshit. Oh, I agree. It comes down to its censorship. You know, they're like, Oh, well, because it's a Chinese app, they're spying. I'm like, well, now, like,
01:04:34
Speaker
I think it was like eight eight or nine million people downloaded Red Note in like two days, which is the Chinese version. And it's it's please it's a hundred percent in Mandarin. ah Like, it's it's not written in English. Now, Red Note has, you know, within a couple of days, them noticing, A, the CEO was like, welcome, TikTok refugees.
01:05:03
Speaker
And he said, we're working on making it so you can switch the language to English. They got it fixed so you can switch to English in I think like 12 hours. I'm sure that's not something hard to do. No, it's, I don't think so. Well, it comes down to, let's be honest, the Chinese are super fucking efficient, especially when people people are, people are fleeing edit too.
01:05:30
Speaker
comes down to social It's going through, it it seems like as as we're going through this political change or social media is going through a huge change too, which don't get me wrong. There's always, there's always changes when it comes to social media. I mean, we used to be like MySpace and we went Facebook and Facebook kind of monopolized shit. Now people are finding other outlets and it's interesting for sure. it Kind of reminds me of, I don't know,
01:05:58
Speaker
Haps days, you know what I mean? Everybody's jumping show yeah ah new places to go and yada, yada, yada. Well, you know, and the the one thing that the problem I have with this whole tick tock ban, the US is the only country that's like, quote unquote, worried about it. But now that everybody's like, well, fuck you, we'll go directly to the source and go directly to China.
01:06:20
Speaker
Then the government's like, oh, we fucked up. People people already use like team and shit. I mean so a social app is a shopping app and they still get a lot of the same Personal information that they were worried about Tiktok and and I get the the whole let's not have Tiktok on government phones or Maps like that that makes sense Yeah, but to tell your ad like to tell on track. Well, you can't use Tiktok no more Now you tell me I'm like fuck you. I'm gonna use it even more now
01:06:51
Speaker
I don't I don't think government agencies should even use social media. I know it seems I i i guess for the assiminate for assimination of like important information, I can see the argument, you know, people get like local law enforcement updates on their local law enforcement Facebook page and yada yada yada. But at the same time, it just seems like because there's been instances where those law enforcement ah agencies that run their own Facebook page will delete comments, restrict people, yada, yada, yada. And that's the government doing it. And that comes, that comes into the whole first of minutes. That's a real, that's a real slippery slope. I agree. Yeah. Yeah. So it's, it's a, it's a weird one. It's one of those things. old of internet and And Trump said he's going to quote unquote help fight the tick tock ban because what, what we all realized when tick tock started to come around is
01:07:49
Speaker
that TikTok gave everybody a voice where we could be like, nobody's going to fucking censor us. Obviously, if you're playing with your dick on there, they'd be like, yeah, calm down. But if you want to rant about something, you can jump up on TikTok. Like, yeah, I get it. People like Glick get blocked. Usually, it's some troll doing it. It's not something he did. But it's also the government saying you're you're intractable. You're muted, buddy.
01:08:21
Speaker
yeah i don't think there guess concerns are so much about censorship i think it's got something to do with it's like backdoor access software that yeah because yeah the the the bike dance as a subsidiary in texas that handles all the u s data and it's it's in the tiktok bylaws it's not allowed to leave texas
01:08:54
Speaker
and interesting So I don't understand the problem that that the government's having with tick-tock and my list story this This whole ah blocking this whole blocking of tick-tock started back in like 2020 Or something like that and it was there was an eo There was an eo that was trying to establish the same thing that this this ledges this legislation is trying to do so I'm not sure. I mean, the incoming administration says they want to fight against it, but they kind of the ones who started it begin with. Well, I, I, I refuse to go down that road of blame game because let's be honest, there's i know no, no, I'm not, not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not doing a blame game. No, literally they were in the administration prior to the current one signed an EO to try to ban tick talk.
01:09:49
Speaker
And he didn't go through for whatever reason. And so that's what this legislation was. That's right. That's right. Because, because Trump was like, we should get rid of tick tock. And then the
Legal System Critique
01:10:00
Speaker
depth, the opposite side of the aisle was like, no, we shouldn't. And now the opposite side, I was like, we should ban it. And the, uh, actually currently, currently it's, it's gotten, it's, it's there's not really a flip flop. There's a huge bipartisan support regardless. There's no, the the only one really flip flop in this.
01:10:19
Speaker
well trump Trump Well, but it comes down to my nonsense doesn't want to bring my point of it. I don't think it's necessarily about the backdoor Access it comes down to there's people in there that like they exposed Nancy Pelosi's insider trading I get it. It's quote-unquote legal for her because she's a senator or whatever but I but it wasn't they It wasn't TikTok. it was It was somebody that uses TikTok. It wasn't that the person used TikTok to expose it. It's just when they expose it, they use TikTok to... two Exactly. Show it. To navigate the information. So it could have been easily any other social media platform. Agreed. And it just happened to be TikTok. and and But not only that, like, one of the reasons why I think TikTok's
01:11:08
Speaker
was on the chopping block in the first place came down to COVID. And, you know, what the government was saying one thing and everybody's like, yeah, I don't think so because it's a lab that, you know, makes viruses and they just happen to have a leak, but they blamed it on a bat. I don't think so. You know, I don't know. so it's agree No, I know. I agree. But I think it comes down to they're trying to keep Zuckerberg happy. I think Zuckerberg is making himself happy, completely capitulating. But I think is no different than the other social media site when it comes to social media. It's all for sale. So any government technically combined.
01:12:06
Speaker
Exactly. So at the end of the day, that's why I think it comes down to the censorship thing. I think it comes down to the excuse of national security, but what it really is, is the US government wants access, priority access to our information and they don't want another country to have priority access. or And I understand their dilemma with that, but once again, you mentioned Teemu and what was the other one? The Wish.
01:12:34
Speaker
wishes and hundred percent japanese companies I mean I ordered shit on wish It took like six months to get here, but it was you know, it was cheap Chinese companies Regardless he said japanese Did I whatever I I can be fucking Canadian for all I care I mean it comes down to if i if there's There's websites out there that you could put in a picture of somebody and it'll tell you it'll give you a fucking credit report Yeah, and tell you their fucking whole life history So is there really much you can hide unless you write it in a notebook and never put it on the internet or on your you know, so I don't I get it government secrets. I get it that you know, Take my debt. Oh, go ahead. Take my credit score, too Take my debt calm start this what did you you hear about the guy that speaking of debt this this guy he he sold his identity on an auction site Mm-hmm. Basically the concept was is he gave he sold he he found a loophole where he could Sell his identity. You got his social security number. You got you know, you had to be a citizen of that country
01:14:15
Speaker
But you got his backstory, you got his house, you got everything he owned. The only thing he got to keep was the clothes on his back and the money that you gave him. him but kind I think it's insane this was in the States a couple of years ago. They actually did a, a it was mentioned on a, I think a law and order episode. It was you know based on a true story.
01:14:39
Speaker
But it was one of those things. like but the Of course, the law and order, they made it like the guy died, and then they found out, wait, this isn't the guy. The guy that was actually doing it was alive, and you but he sold it. And like I said, I don't know if he was able to get this, but he sold it for like $400,000.
01:15:01
Speaker
And I was like, how do I do that? The other guy put himself on a NASDAQ. where him mar stock owners could tell him what to wear, do, what job to take, if they wanted him to date that girl or not. And he made millions. I'm trying to find this story and I'm not.
01:15:22
Speaker
andt know but I don't know if it's true, but that's what I heard. Well, I mean, at first it sounded pretty intriguing, and then the moment you said it was the story out of a law and order show, I was like... Well, like I said, because it comes down to some of those law and order shows, there's an episode of law and order that that was almost to a... Do you remember when Jennifer Lopez and Pete Diddy were dating?
01:15:45
Speaker
and There was that club shootout. Law and Order did an episode where it was a celebrity rapper and an actress girl, and and they the only thing changed was the name. Obviously, they came to this conclusion. No, no, i I understand Law and Order taking real life stories turningur into and film, but I mean, drama. Yeah, drama is definitely more like propaganda.
01:16:14
Speaker
i am I don't know, man, um just because it was on law and order doesn't mean it was. No, I agree. But I do remember I do remember that the when I was watching, I looked it up and it took me a while because they ah I read I'd read an article about it online. It was like, you know, I back when I used you you Yahoo. When you open up Yahoo, it's got a bunch of stories at the bottom. I opened up Yahoo and I clicked on that story and read it. And it had mentioned that they made a law and order episode about it. And it gave the episode in season. So I watched the episode in season as opposed to reading an article. Jesus Christ. Because I was like, fuck reading the article. I'll watch it. You know, clips notes, buddy. Clips notes. You know, Rip Dog, what's up, buddy?
01:17:07
Speaker
let's say I to say I got a beef with, um, some of the shows that I grew up with, um, like law and order was one of them that we would watch it. Like it was syndicated. So like you could watch episode after episode yeah and also, and also the show cops. So i love ho it, it, it always, the, I guess the premise is it always painted the picture that the system works.
01:17:36
Speaker
but then technology advances and people are sharing, you know, cops doing horrible things and it's like, well okay. i but but But then I come to the understanding that one crime in and of itself are isolated incidences. Most human interactions don't result in a crime, but at the same time,
01:18:04
Speaker
On the, on the the, you know, the, the bad cop videos, those two are isolated incidences. And when you look at the population of versus those isolated incidences, um, you, I think you have to take every single, every interaction. assault Now, when they show up in the news and it's bad, well, it's a crime on one side or the other, but it's an isolated incident.
01:18:32
Speaker
Well, you got to remember just like the the reason shows like I think that the concept behind, you know, stuff like criminal minds and, and, and law and order, they show how the system's supposed to work as opposed to be exactly how it works. The creator of law and order, Dick Wolf is a huge, huge blue line guy. So his stuff is, his stuff has got a huge pro cop. bi And that's why it's a bit like I love to see the true stories when they can actually prove that something was done the right way And just you know change the names and faces to protect the innocent and all that stuff right da but yeah big There is a very big propaganda in in ah You know like television media like drama media
01:19:31
Speaker
You want to you want to talk about right wing shows is that blue bloods. I love it man It's actually really good yeah I love Tom Selleck. I'll watch that dude read a fucking book, but It's actually really good idea and you gotta love fucking Donnie Wahlberg You know I think it's interesting that there was a time where a lot of TV was a lot of like law and order and blue bloods just all these cops shows
01:20:03
Speaker
and then tv really just started to turn like with breaking bad and people are like whoa we're seeing these kind of stories from the other side ah like but the the the do beat the in your own way revolution revolution right no but it also comes down to is like There's there's there's no such thing as one side of the story, you know, there's there's three different sizes of story There's your version my version and the fucking truth Because everybody I don't care who you are. Everybody embellishes everybody, you know tries to make themselves look good I just do it naturally. Um, but we have we have we have biases we have bad memories we exactly I mean yeah
01:20:45
Speaker
we i mean you could sit there and witness a climbme five minutes later you're trying to give a description of the of the perpetrator and you don't right because right and then a year trying to remember that same statement in court yeah exactly what you know i was when i watched cop shows and and yeah When I watch cop shows and they ask, what kind of car were they driving? I'm rattling off the car make model year. I got it. And I'm like, why don't they ever find somebody like me to do that? Because, you know, a car nut is going to be like, yeah, it was 1987 Honda. It was gold.
01:21:21
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, if you're a car guy, I mean, yeah, but if you're not, you're going to see a blue car and be like, I don't know if that's a fucking Toyota or a Honda or a Honda. Hey, you mentioned that. i was If the guy was wearing a a certain jersey, we're like, yeah, he's wearing a patchable holds jersey. I knew that. but yeah I want that jersey if you get it, you know, so it's, but you never see that, you know, what's that untrackable?
01:21:47
Speaker
that I witnessed testimony from my cousin Vinny by Marissa told me where she describes deposit traction and yes that is my woman her her hot ass is the one that actually saved the day because without her answering that question and everybody being like, Oh wait, a chick knows what she's talking about with cars. Well, not only that, like he tries to stump her and he's like, what's the, uh, timing.
01:22:17
Speaker
on a 57 Chevy with the 350. And she's like, it's an impossible question. And he's like, cause you don't know. And she's like, no, cause Chevy didn't offer a 350 and 57. And he's like, oh shit, I fucked up. She's smarter than I am. And she said,
01:22:35
Speaker
I mean, to me, honestly, though, that's a movie and those lines were written by a by a group. of However, but they're they're they're written by car people because like on track. Well, you know, you have to show your way around a car. I'm sure whoever wrote that definitely sought some consult consultant. Yeah, a kind of consultant. Thank you. You know, to make sure his writing makes sense. But I mean, still, it's it's a written script.
01:23:04
Speaker
Right. Well, yeah, but you, when it comes to like, if, if you have a person that's, you know, she was considered an expert. So if I were to add, if I had a questions about weed, I wouldn't ask on track. Well, I asked your ass. Oh, no, she wasn't. She wasn't an expert witness. You know what I mean? She was an eye witness.
01:23:27
Speaker
No, she was not an eyewitness because she was Binney's girlfriend. She wasn't there. She was a mechanic. And
Political Coups and Leadership
01:23:35
Speaker
because I love that movie. I've seen it like 40 times. ah She was a mechanic and she played Joe Pesci's girlfriend. And she was a mechanic. She's been working on cars in her father's garage since she was like six. And she's a car nut and a tool nut. That's why I love her.
01:23:55
Speaker
I need to rewatch it. She took pictures of the scene and she realized that the car that the boys drove did not have posse traction and posse traction. For those that don't know, when you hit the gas and the wheels spin, posse trackers would mean that both back tires spin. A limited slip differential one will spin. Yeah. And the boys had a limited slip. The car that made the tracks on the road was a positive.
01:24:25
Speaker
and it's a shame that the cops in that movie didn't didn't have somebody that would uh would know that yeah well the thing is is is the the two cars in question one was a Buick and one was a a Pontiac so they're extremely similar they're both General Motors cars but it was they were they were 60s vehicles They looked exactly like they were those same color. Their taillights were slightly different. And the Buick did not come with positive traction from the factory. But all po that's also one of those movies that would be for, you know, um the free people that didn't do anything wrong and would be wrongly ah ah wrongly accused.
01:25:13
Speaker
um The, you know, the prosecutors are so dead set on making the case. And they had nothing to do with witnessing a scene or making arrests or deciding out on the street who did. So it's it's that trickle down effect, but it's like, Hey, the boys brought them in and it's my conviction.
01:25:36
Speaker
conviction And order to in that's the weird thing I have when it comes to prosecutors. they they're They're relying on cop testimony, eyewitness testimony. And as we've all discovered, and like we just said, a lot of people forget things, they get things wrong. And the prosecutors that are just like, I must win. I must win no matter what. That's that's a sign of a bad prosecutor, a bad lawyer is like, I win no matter what.
01:26:08
Speaker
I think one of the reasons why we have such issues with our justice system was, there was one time in this country, I think it was prior to the early 1900s that the idea of a plea deal was the the testimony of a bad lawyer. A lawyer had to ask for that. oh yeah Now it's like 90 something percent people freaking you know please plead guilty so they can plead down to a lesser sentence.
01:26:37
Speaker
Yeah. And it used to not be that it's like you went to court. There's a few judges out there today that they recommend that they're to the defendants, like, hey, you have the right to, you know, say not guilty. Take the deal. Yeah. Or no, no, no, no, no. Oh, not take the deal. Yeah, exactly. Because i I honestly think as a society, we need to stop taking the deal and just. I agree. Guilty for guilty sake. Because a lot of times these comps don't really have much.
01:27:06
Speaker
especially they don't weren saying you don't talk to the cops like if cop pulls you over up show on the street don't talk no don't don't answer their questions on a fishing expedition but also also too also too if you look at um the and this is it's all part of the system it's all that
01:27:29
Speaker
is um it they're going to it let's just say there's something on the table where you're going to jail basically no matter what you take the deal you get one year you don't take the deal and it's almost handsta that you're gonna get five right the hopefully we start getting judges that stop trying to feed the machine
01:28:00
Speaker
the prison industry complex because it's like, okay, if if we get people to plead down and take the year, we will keep people in here all the time. But if you get people to actually fight their charges and have lawyers you know that don't go to just plead down, how about, I'm going to do everything I can do to get you the least possible you know, maybe a fine, maybe, you know, immediate probation or something like that to keep you out of the prison industrial complex because what there's also a chance that your lawyer is good and just making money off of you going to jail. No, there's been, there's been a current precedent set about non conditional sentencing.
01:28:57
Speaker
I wonder how I wonder how many people explain that for me because I don't know what that mean is because I'm st I don't know. OK, so Trump got ah found guilty on thirty four count. Then, right, right, right. But, you know, technically he's not a convicted felon until they do sentencing, but he won the presidency. So instead of Judge Michonne doing, you know, a conditional sentencing with probation or jail sentence or whatever, he did a non-condition.
01:29:27
Speaker
In other words, he still got convicted as a felon. He's still been, he's still been sentenced as a felon, but there's no conditions. In other words, no prison sentence. It's more like a technicality. It's an asterisk. It basically, yeah, it's, it's an asterisk. Yeah, exactly. That's basically all it comes down to. Yeah. A scarlet letter. That's the dream, buddy. I'm just saying. ah to And now that that's, cause that's, let's be honest, that's the street. seems That seems pretty unorganized.
01:29:57
Speaker
Orthodox so I mean I can I can see people try to Play that card in the future. Well, yeah yeah agreed. It does set a precedent You know once once something goes through court it becomes a precedent and you can be used, you know ah Just like the Rico act it the first time Rico accuracy that we have done and now it gets used all the time Like doesn't hold our money together and one of us does something illegal. We're all in fucking trouble that that that sounds like a um but like a like a warning ticket like if you get if you get pulled over for going five over just because One things that those cops some cops could possibly do be like hey, here's a car. I haven't done anything all day five over Pulling over and they pull you over and they find out that you are just straight used You're either on your way to work or on your way home ah You know the cars clean there
01:30:58
Speaker
Yeah. And it's like, Hey, just, just slow it down a little bit, sir. And they hand you your stuff back. So, but on, on a felony level, it's like, again, you said a a precedent has been set. Like I can't, I can't kill somebody and it can be considered unjustified and get a ah non, you know,
01:31:27
Speaker
the fifth if it was just if it was justified then clearly i shouldn't get any jail time i should be set free but my piece back if that's the way that the the court goes but if it's unjustified how you know oh but we like just walk up and shoot somebody in a face well i But that's when you talk about fortying peoples over you look at destroying somebody's life financially or on the level of, you know, global interactions that absolutely just, you know, can just wreck countries and start wars that kill our children.
01:32:17
Speaker
yeah it You know, hey um yeah, it's, it's a it' a slippery slope. I get what you're doing.
South Korea Coup Attempt
01:32:26
Speaker
you know The only way to get rid of a of a like a country leader yeah is basically to convict them and kill them. That's what they did with Saddam Hussein. Well, there's there's always coups and things like that. Actually, South Korea just went through a a ah coup attempt and the prior president who tried that, they actually, they fucking locked his ass up. They they dealt with him swiftly.
01:32:55
Speaker
you know, I mean, they didn't like execute them. Yeah, they don't. They fucking they arraigned them. They fucking the women jail. They tried on guilty and all that shit lickety fucking
Trudeau's Leadership Confusion?
01:33:05
Speaker
split. So well, it's kind of like what Trudeau just did. Trudeau just stepped down, but he's going to still be there until the election. I'm like, how's that fucking because the election that they have to have an emergency election, which is still a year before they can do it, which is when his term ends. So he's i find this not prime minister
01:33:26
Speaker
I thought he was just not rerun, not running. No, he stepped down. Interesting. That's weird. I don't, I don't, yeah and it was like I don't know. You're stepping down, but you're still the prime minister. I don't. Yeah. I don't, I don't know how that, we I mean, they're, they're, they're, they're parliamentary procedures procedures are different than ours. Right. I mean, there's, yeah well they there's, there's a lot of Yeah, there's, there's a lot of similarities, but yeah, there's, yeah. Yeah. It's one of those things. It's like, there's no, there's no perfect system. Let's be honest, but they never will. It's better to have a system that works more times than not, than not have a system at all.
Military Life and Freedom
01:34:13
Speaker
Well, that's not the system now, unfortunately. Oh, I heartily agree. That's part of the human experience.
01:34:22
Speaker
Yeah. I got to say, you know, I was, um, I was basically raised by the system. Um, and you're an orphan, like Blake may in some way, shape or form, right? understood So like both my parents were military. That's the system. Okay.
01:34:49
Speaker
And then I went to public school. That's the system. And then I joined the military and, and then that's the system. And it's like, Hey, if I didn't like challenge what they were putting me through, like I was accepting the education, you know what I mean? Yeah. yeah yeah yeah and why anything you're going be in thedoctrination anything ah ah Well, it is a word. Yeah.
01:35:18
Speaker
Oh, I know. So I'm just saying I, you know, there's there's a reason why cults exist. Yeah. And so when I, when I left the military and I, you know, became my own person out here free with, I brought all that education with me and I really, I i get to pick my own job. I get to quit my job. If I don't like this job, I get to constantly shirt search for jobs. I get to pick where I live.
01:35:48
Speaker
You know, I get to pick what I wear I get to pick what I eat I can go anywhere at any time, you know as long as I don't violate XYZ rules That would take my freedom from me by those violations You know what I mean?
Outdated and Bizarre Laws
01:36:05
Speaker
So in in in that way like yeah, I still maintain my freedom and I still do whatever the hell I want to do whenever the hell I want to do it The thing is I don't want to do things that are so bad that take away my freedom Well, no, but like that also brings up the point that there's laws still on the books that are technically enforceable that are so old, like there was a there was a guy, he got out of jail and he sued the state because they didn't give him two mules and a shotgun. When the hell was this 1800 what? That's when the law was written, but it had never been taken off the books.
01:36:49
Speaker
and By by law it had to be respected and they and he got out of jail after X amount of years and then he said Where's my two mules and my shotgun and they're like, what are you fucking nuts? You're feeling he's like it's the fucking law And they were used so he sued him. I don't remember I read I read I i heard about this years ago God, I hope it's Kentucky. I'm gonna try that shit. I'm joking and i think that it makes sense there's even a law in and i think it's in england that if you walk down the street ah parliament here caring a a suspicious tuna you can be arrested but make like a turn face what makes the tuna suspicious is it carrying a weapon is it there's a guy on youtube is it wearing a hoodie is is it wearing a hoodie and that's why i says you don't know
01:37:40
Speaker
well he there's a guy on youtube he went around London breaking these weird antiquated laws to see if he would get arrested so he's walking down he's like and he stopped stopped by a comic he says what makes this tuna suspicious and you're like what do you mean I said well I'm trying to break the law and he explained what they're going and they're like I guess if you carry it like this so he's okay they're like
01:38:12
Speaker
You're under arrest, I guess. like it It was hilarious because there's there's laws that like you could get a fine. I can't remember what it was that if you didn't tie your you're yeah mode of transportation to a hitching post. So a guy sued the police station because there was a hitching post still there, nostalgic reasons, and they didn't tie their mode of transportation to it.
01:38:44
Speaker
There is a hit those I'm looking. Yeah, it's called dumb. We're lost Shit like that Yeah, but that's that's something that can be said about what is still considered the law that you cannot break versus the precedence of the finding so like there and used you know for for certain cases so like what's a Suspicious fish that's in your hand If you're walking down the street and you're carrying a fish that that's, that could be just fine. But what if I think I see a wire sticking out of the fish next thing you know, you're holding it like a baseball bat. That would be suspicious.
01:39:32
Speaker
But ist know it comes down to in order you have to, in order for one of those old antiquated laws to not be enforceable, it has to be removed from the books. But there's all these old laws that are just completely forgotten because, you know, there's a reason why they have signs of no shirt and no shoes, no service. Because some asshole was like, I'm in Barefoot, I have no shirt on, but I still want a fat cigarette.
01:40:03
Speaker
You know, there's not a sign out there like that. There was an episode of how I met your mother. They said, when you see those weird signs in places like don't skateboard on the bar, that's because someone idiot did it. There is a law in Washington, D.C., any statement, picture or illustration referring to Easter, Holy Week, Mother's Day, Santa Claus, including names synonymous with Santa Claus or a religious holiday or religious symbol which promotes the sales service or consumption of alcoholic beverage shall be prohibited. Nothing in this section shall prohibit references to Christmas or any other holiday season if the references do not include statements, pictures, or illustrations on strictly religious things. In other words, you can't you can't dress up as Santa Claus and sell booze. Yeah, but I'm sure somebody's done it in that state. This was in Washington DC.
01:40:58
Speaker
Well, I mean, that means if if if I play a beer commercial with the Santa Claus in it, I could be arrested. Yeah. Yeah. So Bud Light might be in trouble again. I'm just saying.
01:41:12
Speaker
um so yeah um' i'm I'm on stupidlaws dot.com. I'm hitting random laws. There's some weird ones out there. Like I watched a ah video about it a long time ago.
01:41:28
Speaker
And it's, it comes down to, you know, if you become a judge tomorrow, there's going to be a law in your area that you've never heard of because it's so antiquated, but it's still on the books, technically still enforcement. ah here's Here's one from Florida and sometimes I read these stupid laws. We get these laws by shit people has done. Oh yeah. Here's one in Florida. Hunting and killing a deer while swimming is illegal.
01:41:58
Speaker
I read something that was like, you can't ride an elephant through town. I mean, that's a wall somewhere. Well, yeah, exactly but it comes in there. And they're like, that's a big load of elven shit. Stop riding fucking elephants, Bob. Make it a fucking law. Oh, they did. I guess I have to sell my elven. Here's one in a here's one in Anchorage, Alaska, carrying animals on the outside of a vehicle.
01:42:27
Speaker
No person driving a motor vehicle shall transport any animal in the back of the vehicle in a space intended for any load on the vehicle or or on a street unless the space is enclosed or has side and tail walls to a height of at least 46 inches extending vertically from the floor or the animal in the cross tether to the vehicle or is protected by a secured container or cage in a manner which will prevent the animal from being thrown, falling, or jumping from the vehicle.
01:42:57
Speaker
Now this they they say this as this they they say this is a stupid law, but I don't really think it is a stupid law. I think ah because we all know that that idiot that has a flatbed and doesn't use straps and had put their dog on the fucking ear, just lay on the bed. of Well, there this's been the there's been something, you know, a big buzz about more recently about insurance companies and how they make profits.
01:43:26
Speaker
And then you start to think about how much the liability of the insurance company is reduced when you make these absolute ridiculous laws that say, Hey, we can't cover you because you were found to be found ah in violation of the law. And that, that was what the contributing factor to the the accident was. That means it's your fault.
01:43:54
Speaker
That's interesting. Yeah, you know what? Yeah, you're right. Insurance companies can use laws to probably screw out. They'd rather pay the reality your you know losses. You know what I mean? Yeah. I think if they deny your claim, they need to give you back your money that you spent the past year. It
Controversial Canadian Law
01:44:15
Speaker
is. And and also in Alaska, waking a bear for the purpose of taking photographs is strictly prohibited.
01:44:24
Speaker
doing what last waking a bear so taking waking a yeah wake up yogi i want to fucking take your picture bitch i thought you so i thought you said cracking a beer was against the law ah but i'm sorry miss a lot of the last but i'm get in trouble yeah honestly i i wouldn't even call the cops i would just kick your ass and drink the beard i agree If you only open a beer to take a picture, I'm fucking you up, bro. whoa Hold up in Canada. All right. So in Canada, it is now legal to engage in oral sex with your dad. What is fucking going on up there? Hold up. Report here. Remind me not to go to Canada. Canada's Supreme Court has legalized oral sex with pets as long as no penetration is involved.
01:45:19
Speaker
So and you can let it blow you, but you can't fuck it. and am So yeah so your your mouth is an orifice and anything that goes through it has penetrated a boundary. so No, because you can put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off, buddy. they they negated as long as you're As long as your dick doesn't go into the mouth, you're fine. All right. Lick your balls. You'll be all right. You got this.
01:45:47
Speaker
I don't, I don't trust a pet that much. I thought it was the other way around. I agree. Well, you're going to like the dog's ball ah dog balls. I mean, i'm I'm not letting the dog anywhere. I got a Jack Russell and she's a yap, yap. She'll s snap. and things off but If she hears the doorbell, if you even have one of those commercials with a doorbell,
01:46:14
Speaker
don't interrupt the oral section. You know what I'm saying? yeah
01:46:23
Speaker
Apparently, there's a town out there. There's a city out there called Horny Town. Really? each H-O-R-N-E-Y-T-O-W-E. It just pops up. It pops up as Horny Town. There's only two dumb laws. One is Massage therapy is considered an adult erotic service and is banned in all zoning districts. And then second, massage parlors have been banned. I don't know what Hornytown is, if that's a real place, if I'm looking that shit up. Dude, there's a town named Dildo, there's a town named Vagina, and apparently they are 150 miles apart. Hornytown is an unincorporated city in North Carolina.
01:47:25
Speaker
I didn't even know Brittany was up. Every time town, any town that I'm in, that's what it is. horny down um on brit she's She says what I'm thinking. i say you I'm off screen fucking rambling on. What did I fricking come into? What the hell are y'all talking about? Oh, it's Saturday. Yay. Saturday. That's what it sounds like.
01:47:53
Speaker
shut up
01:47:57
Speaker
I'm just saying it's like there's there's there's the weird laws things cracked me up and to get them off the books it there it's like a mountain of fucking paperwork so they just ignore them all right here's here's the one from ka here's one frickin love here's one from California a woman may only have sex with her husband and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room wait that's hot My wife would still be a virgin. I'm sorry, because I don't need that visual. That's like Pornhub's bread and butter right there, buddy. was saying Let me get the chair. Have a seat. Would you like a beer? I'm about to pound your daughter. She's going to join you. I was 10 months old. so
01:48:46
Speaker
Do you say you watch the whole time? Wait, what did I just hear?
Internet Technology Evolution
01:48:50
Speaker
I've just explained so much. and just thinks it ah whole time like ah yeah you your you like that had I had my first Pornhub subscription at 10 months, would you just say? Oh gosh, y'all are crazy. I'm just saying, like that's weird.
01:49:14
Speaker
I remember dial up and, um, it it was just still still pictures. And at first I was like, I like, I like women's hair, but then I i got a little better. than and to finish so Then I got a little better and I was like, Oh, they have eyes.
01:49:39
Speaker
right then i got a little your like here like kind of old face you would edge yourself years all date ooh here's one from ha here's here's one here's one from hong kong a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband but may only do so with her bear
01:50:04
Speaker
the the the the as well like Yes, I guess I mean like your punishment was to kill you but yeah, but yeah, she was trying to kill me So I defended myself and now she's did Hey as long as she uses her bare hands, there's no crime made Fuck
01:50:36
Speaker
three sounds like fighting the cops, but they just shoot you. Yeah. You're allowed to fight the cops, but only with your barriers. Fuck. But but they will shoot you.
01:50:51
Speaker
They don't. They don't fuck around. Yeah, I mean, like I said, I'm on stupidlaws dot.com in the in the in the topic, but in sex. So it's all going to be sex related. Oh, no, I love those.
01:51:05
Speaker
I mean, let's be honest, that's where my brain goes in the first place. Okay, here's one from Tibet. The law required all women to prosecute themselves prior to marriage to gain sexual experience. I'm down. I don't see a problem. i am I do. I see a problem. You know what? You're right. I see a problem with it.
01:51:27
Speaker
it For the government to require a woman to prostitute herself. No, I see a problem with that because because my luck is is that my my new wife had slept with Blaze before and now I can't measure up.
01:51:43
Speaker
She constantly reminds me that Blaze pounded her first. Yeah, bring but bring bring some napkins. I'll leave it sloppy. But, but does that, um, does that bring an assumption that the boys, uh, grew up learning their sexual experiences from prostitutes?
First Experiences and Learning
01:52:04
Speaker
thats Probably. Because I mean, if I'm having my first time with somebody who's having their first time, um, you know, that's the innocence factor and that learning together, their relationship building experiences and stuff like that. Like.
01:52:24
Speaker
You know, it's one thing to be taught by a pro and it's another thing. But if it's her first time, what's the point? Like, can I get my money back? This is bullshit.
01:52:38
Speaker
This is a weird law. This is from New Jersey. Couples must wait at least 72 hours to be married unless a man has raped the woman in here. And it gives, it gives, it gives a, a, an example.
01:52:52
Speaker
Say a man and a woman went to be married in New Jersey, they'll have to wait at least 72 hours. Unless that is, the man was arrested for bastardly rape, fornication, or having had carnal knowledge of an unmarried female and the accused person consents to marry such female. In that case, officials can waive the waiting period so they can get married to immediately. It's an actual state law dating to early 1900s.
01:53:20
Speaker
that's still in the books, but state Senator Loretta Weinberg hopes it won't be much for longer. So I guess you're trying to mix it. But so in other words, you can rape her. And if he decides he'll marry her, then everything's fine. Man, talk about straight from the fucking Bible bullshit laws. Well, not like that. That's not like it. That also sounds like a what's that? What's that? I'm apologizing to them. Yes.
01:53:48
Speaker
What's the Stockholm syndrome kind of thing? You know what I mean? Like you raped her. Now she's in love with you. So you're going to marry her? Oh, that's weird. I don't want this conversation. It's fucked. I'm sorry. It is a fucked conversation. It is a fucked conversation. It's weird. It is very weird.
01:54:15
Speaker
it's that um that that gift and shame placed upon uh the being so uh so strictly religious i believe that's what it sounds like it sounds like an old puritan blue law yeah that's what yeah and that's kind of how my family is it's like it's so fucked but minus the rape shit i was gonna say i didn't want to be the one to say it but i was thinking it going
01:54:46
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Brittany, we must talk. ah Maybe. I don't know if you're the best therapist, Jeff. Let's be honest. So what do you think a reasonable speed for a bicycle is? Where did that come from? Well, because in Galveston, it's it's by um no person shall operate a bicycle at a speed greater than is reasonable and prudent under the conditions than existing.
Sports Scandals and Sponsorship Ideas
01:55:17
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So you're saying that Lance Armstrong would be arrested a lot. like hurt him I would this i would i would do say thank you. Just this for different reasons. You owe me for that amazing settlement. You're like, two days. I didn't find what he did to be that bad, to tell you the truth. No, honestly, like um the golfer, clearly.
01:55:46
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Tiger Woods. Yeah, he did worse and he got off. I think he's here. Yeah, he got off a lot because he was cheating on his boy. He's cheating on his wife constantly. What did Tiger Woods do? I feel like he was like, here, have this drink. Don't worry about it. Yeah, exactly. Oh, he's pulling a Bill Cosby. I was just about to say, yeah. Yeah. See, that's what I mean. Like, I think what Lance Armstrong did was like no big deal. He doped with his own blood.
01:56:15
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It's all he did. Yeah. But, but like runners do that shit. but You know what I mean? Yeah. but the runners do They do it. They they do it. They do it for recovery. They do it for recovery. Lance Armstrong was doing it during the race. ah During? Yeah. because it Or maybe prior, but still he was, he was doping. Like, or bla what he strap it to his leg but like doing that for recovery afterwards is fine. That makes sense. Yeah. yeah Honestly, ah I've had this argument in my head about steroids, doping, stuff like that, money. And if if it's a professional sport, ah honestly, I i think that those professional athletes that are getting paid ridiculous money by the minute, they should be the lab rats.
01:57:12
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yeah and i read Yeah, they get me millions and millions of freaking dollars. It's insane. Well, and let's be honest, I don't want to see a bunch of weaklings playing football, but I watch some fucking bad ass. But I also, I also so believe them that the sanctity of sports. So that's why I think the Olympics should be clean as hell. Agreed. I have no problem with that.
01:57:37
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Well, didn't they really didn't they try to take away one dude's metal because he smoked weed like they were saying there's That person that was the snow is a skateboarder knows Because and they're there the reason why they thought he was high because when Wheaties said hey, do you want to be on the cover? He's like no, I want to be on top chocolat and I was like That's over The red-headed guy, what's his name? wouldn the again club like And I was like, you know what? Put him on the fucking box, I'll bite. Do you imagine if like little debbies or hosts just sort of fucking ah sponsoring stoners like
01:58:29
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teaching Chong or ah you whoever out there. and You see their picture on their fucking head and smart. Hey, I'm shut your mouth right now. You guys see the new, those like you circle bell guys if you guys see the new release of the Oatmeal pies. It's so awesome.
01:58:49
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seth rogan new dog one I got this newop like, like you could do, you could do a monthly thing like this month at Snoop Dogg, this month. you but way How about you guys shut the fuck up for somebody says your idea. As long as they give us credit on the comment box, I don't, yeah and just give me credit. I don't, I don't even have to be paid for it. Just, just the credit.
01:59:15
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just the credit and, you know, they could even put our bio on the line in a box because if somebody takes that idea and it works and it makes stoners out there happy, I'm happy. Well, not only that, I understand that with you, it it but it also comes down to if we do it and it doesn't work, we look like idiots. So if somebody else does it and it works, we look like geniuses, but stupid for not doing it. So it's a win-win.
01:59:44
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<unk> true. Yeah. We have zero risk. Well, yeah, because I'm not risking anything. That's a Jeff Line said, if I ever heard one.
01:59:56
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Why take the risk? Yeah, I was going to, I was going to comment on that law too, about the, the speed, how fast can a bike go? And I mean, uh, as far as I know, uh, you know, a bike is considered a vehicle. And if you can maintain the, you know, posted signs for other vehicles, then yeah I think you have to obey. You know what I mean? Um, no but like the human whereas if it's just as you can go.
02:00:40
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I think it's your maintenance of being able to maintain that vehicle and also safety first, because it doesn't matter whether it's your fault or not, if it winds up and you being dead, ah avoid that at all costs. Agreed. I just want to know what what what a reasonable speed limit on a bicycle is, because I mean, it all depends on who's on the bicycle.
02:01:08
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like Well, agreed because you put once again, you put Lance Armstrong on a bike and me on a bike. I'm going to make it to the end of the block where he's going to be halfway around the world. But damn it, Jeff, you'll, you'll make it to the end of the block with least a cart in your belt. Oh, a what when well, you know, we, we drive, uh, we drive our cars, right? What if the speed limit sign didn't have a number? It just said reasonable. That's what I'm talking. It's such an, it's such a, uh, private at your own skill level.
02:01:39
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Such an and ambiguity. Is that the word? yeah ambiguous Yes. yeah Yes. Yes. A lot of ambiguity behind that wall to make it actually stick in court. I agree. Well, uh, that being said, uh, we're going to take a real quick break and we're going to play one of my favorite songs because it looks not here to tell me I can't.
02:02:06
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We're going to play a little Jules in the howl with the howl. We'll be right
Does Free Will Exist?
02:04:46
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Out of the darkness Embrace all the darkness
02:06:07
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What is Oh with the how I like that song Oh Welcome back everybody to Nonsense go nonsense the flagship show on the nonsensical network Of course, don't forget bio dot link slash nonsensical net not network Jesus Christ Um, you can find the links to all our shows, all our social media, and everything we do. And, of course, Mondays, Speedway Stories, and Cold Blooded Conversations. Tuesdays. Oh, sorry. After that, of course, there's Men Caring for Men. Tuesdays, Glicks, House of Music. Wednesdays. What the fuck, dudes? Thursdays in Jeff's Garage. Fridays is Nonsense and Chill. Saturdays around noon is Cash's Corner.
02:06:55
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And then, of course, this show, the Overdoor Challenge of Nonsense on Nonsense. And then tomorrow, unnecessary roughness with the guys talk a little foodie football. Did you mention? Did you mention? Did you mention that on Tuesday Glick was going to be having an interview with Kissing Little? No, I was going to let you do that. I did. I was going to let you do that because.
02:07:17
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because I know you haven't written down and I don't write in. I don't even write down my own. Don't I don't have my notes up. My notes are for Fridays. But yes, I remember Monday ah for Speedway Stories and Cold Blood Cold Blooded Conversations. Wally got a mouthful there, buddy. Be proud. Oh, what a conversation. But he's having Steve Nelson, I believe is his name.
02:07:47
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He is a reptile. Yep. And then Tuesday, look, we'll be having an interview with kissing Lilith, the alternative rock band. Oh yeah. yeah alternative Metal metal band. i be a do knight it will I'm a metal freaking fan. So I, I, I've, I've actually tuned, I've been starting to tune into Tuesday's a little bit more often myself. It was ither was on there and because I, I did listen to her. I found her music.
02:08:15
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Um, before I even met any of y'all. So it's like, well, I know that shit. That's awesome. That's fucking awesome. It's one of those things is like I start glitz facing up. I don't need to see, don't you? Oh, I don't, I don't, I don't necessarily, I don't, sorry. I don't necessarily like watch. I'll listen while I'm doing this. Right, right, right. You know, comment. Once again, I hear his voice enough. I don't understand.
02:08:40
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say stay You probably hear. You probably hear his voice is like deep whispers and you hear it. You fall asleep. Oh, I totally fucking do. I totally do. You guys are bros like that somehow i always end up with my dick in my hand. I'm just saying every time. But it's like I've known the guy for for for like what going on 17, 18 years. Oh, no. I don't know. I've known him.
02:09:10
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twenty
02:09:15
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25 fucking years. Do I really? must insane That's like over half your life. Yeah, I appreciate that. Well, no, I think it's half his life. That's what she said. That's what he said.
02:09:29
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no it's about you're You're an old fuck, Jeff. Yeah, I'm not as old as you. I went to school with Jesus. I just I just wear it better. I just wear it better. That's all. I got I got cityd I got I got highway miles on me, buddy. I'm good. Highway miles. You're rocking them city miles. What are you going to do? I'm rocking whatever miles, man. I honestly, as much as a car nut as I am, I don't know which but which is better.
02:10:01
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but Highway miles. I never understood that either. i But but city miles. So city mile. right So the biggest difference, I guess, is highway miles, you're not stopping the start like the red lights and the stop lights. And so well yeah your your your engine is not running along. Yeah. So I mean, I can see it for that. But highway miles puts wear and tear on your transmission and everything else. So yeah, I think i there's no upper downside to either.
02:10:35
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pros and cons on both sides. I agree. Your tires definitely get hotter on the highway. Yeah, but how many like I replace tires all the time. My my my my my bowl gets hotter on the highway. You know what? I'm going to create a car feature or Blaze that, you know, remember the old cigarette lighters that you push in? I'm going to get one from Blaze. It's a little torch so I can Spark up as he drives they um make that I Just watched a short video to date they used to have cigarette lighters in the cars in NASCAR But for like when they would be on a caution these dudes would flip their mask up ah the The video I watched it was dick trickle
02:11:29
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Dick trickle flipped his mask up put a cigarette, you know put a cigarette in his mouth like pulled his through his face mask and He had a full
Nostalgia and Car Stories
02:11:38
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helmet. He had a full helmet on so his cigarette was like tilt it up and you know i'm not mad at that And it was it was a touch lighter wasn't a flame it was like that old-school passionment but yeah got it when you hurt When you when you If you've ever seen a 1932 Ford, they have a cigar lighter. It's just like the cigarette lighter, but it's bigger. Okay. dan yeah ribbs do i'm saying but but But a lot of people mistake them for dash lights because they're so big. Cause they're, they're, they're, they're bigger than a, they're like the size of a fucking 50 cent piece.
02:12:25
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Remember when the high with the high beam switch was on was on your feet was on your foot. Yeah. Yeah. so That one will fucking knock some fucking mental back. dude Yes. At one time we had to turn on our our high beams with a switch on the floorboard like left of of of the brake or or the clutch depending on. Yeah. Yeah. Well, not only that, like I remember there. um Sorry.
02:12:55
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A buddy of mine had an older board and the fuse kept breaking. This dude would use a 22 shell because it fit perfectly. But it's like a non-spent one. A non-spent one. When I saw it, I was like, I've been there, buddy. They had to cherry-rig it really hard.
02:13:23
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It was there ever get pretty hard to make it work. So you got to do what you got to do. You got to do what you got to do. Sometimes I've been there. Sometimes you just got to do what your friend does and oh hope for the best. Well, like I said, my mother left me, so I learned a lot of man stuff.
02:13:44
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the wrong man does Exactly. During construction and painting, that's pressure washing. I do want to learn more about cars, but Jerry rigging is the first thing you learn. Well, that's, that's just two rules. in life If it shouldn't move, if it shouldn't move, use duct tape. If it shouldn't use, shouldn move that and use-40. That was my life. And there's there's also a there's also a saying.
02:14:16
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that if it, if it, if it looks stupid, but it works, then it's not stupid. So I've been, I've been working on a list of things I need. I know we're going to be absolutes that I'm going to need for van life. And it's, I have this note, I have this notes, notes that I've been, I've been listening. And when I hear something, I'm like, Ooh, WD 40. I need a can of WD 40. Why do I think WD 40 every day?
02:14:46
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you want You wanna hear something crazy? Did you know there's a WD-50? I swear to God, look it up. There was a WD-39, it was WD-30s. The reason why WD-40 got its name from, it was the 40th of a recipe, per se, of that chemical component. Oh, like Jack Daniels. Number seven, yeah, something like that. Yeah. You've heard the story of Jack Daniels, right? It was a it was the 40th.
02:15:14
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rendition of that formula that apparently worked. Wait, there's a restaurant called WD 50. Oh, they closed. Wait, now they opened. You have to take. There's a cologne you can buy. There's a cologne you can buy that smells like WD 40. Oh, that's great. I'll get all the mechanics, baby. Because I want to take the mechanic.
02:15:38
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and is yeah if any girls you do what If you want to date a mechanic WD-40, I love the smell of WD-40. That's why Jeff, you can date the mechanics. I'm fine with it. Hey, don't be mad. 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
02:15:55
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if that's if that's what If that's what selling, the that you take the WD-40 and before you go on your date, bra spray some down your pants and the date will go a lot smoother, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, and it just slide right on in.
02:16:15
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there go thats into Do you think they come out with WD-40 scented beard oil? I mean, you just use WD-40 on your beard. Well, that was my thing. I was like, why would I buy cologne when I could just use fucking WD-40 and spray it on my fucking neck? Act like a man. Yeah, I just asked. You use cologne? No. Why would you spray it on your neck, Jeff? It's lube.
02:16:46
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You're gonna smell like WD-40. I give great head. Check this out.
02:16:59
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for so we sort better cause your kid was
02:17:08
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He's heard worse. ah yeah This kid watches the show fucking religiously sometimes. and He came to the other day, and we were right back. We are not kid friendly. No, but what's funny is he came, we were coming back here, because we were at his grandma's, and he says, dad, I don't understand what you guys were talking about on Wednesday. I said, what do you mean? He said, the guy that put the napkin on his penis and pretended it was his ghost. How does he do that? I'm like, ask me in a couple years, buddy. I can't. Ask me in a couple years. I can't. It's a booner.
02:17:44
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Exactly. yeah I don't think if he doesn't do it, if he doesn't do it on his only fans for Halloween next year, friendship over. Oh, man. I don't I don't typically send out Happy Halloween cards, but I think this year I might. Right? Well, we also talked about the one guy that that his wife caught him doing a puppet show. britney He's just dying over there.
02:18:13
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um theials the i he said He said his wife walked in on him because he likes to, when he's alone, have a puppet show with his penis. And his wife was watching him for 20 minutes. And the only reason he noticed is because she started laughing hilariously, hysterically. How do you want your puppet show for 20 minutes, man? No, but it's like, Blake and I were talking about it and where we were like,
02:18:42
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does he having like a little cape and top half for his penis i got i gotta see the show oh that's what i was stuck oh i can't say no i feel like situation in school where it's like you get called up to the to the, the, to the board. And it's like, Hey, um, like I'm a dude. Well, we had, uh, this thing, uh, it was a program called stepping stones and that was the sex ed. And this was in elementary school. And we went through this whole class before they got to like,
02:19:21
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The other terms for things and when the teacher taught the class dating yourself i already knew it I got an older sister and older brother. I already knew the term and I think most of us did but at the same time he He told the class that a ah word is boner and this jackass that I don't know. He was in my class, but I don't, it wasn't part of my side. And he pointed at me and he said, this dude's got a boner. And I swear to God,
02:19:59
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bit you at until, until he made me prove that. ah And it was like, yeah, I'm not standing up right now. You can just come back to me in about 20 minutes. keep thinking Keep thinking about my dick, dude. I don't know what to tell you now.
02:20:17
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I'm the kind of asshole that would have stood up like, yes, I do. but ah do Blaze is shocked or frozen one of the two. I paused. I paused myself. Oh, No, I think he had to, don't get it for me one day. But he said, wait,
02:20:40
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He's been around the block so many times that when his dad was teaching him or no, he was, he was trying to teach his son about sex ed and he said he started taking notes because his son was more informed than he was. He's like, wait, how do you get him to do that? so It sounds like a boomer problem. I was like, you know what? Been there, buddy. Jesus Christ.
02:21:04
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No, because like, well, my dad, my dad was like, my mom's like, you guys should have the talk. and I'm like, yeah I know what I'm doing. but You know, if I mean, had i kicked out his pull but i had I had a small talk with my kids, but honestly, like what they learned in school, like where I was when it comes to covers the basis. It does. It was enough for us. Like, well, all I gotta do is sit here and reinforce it.
02:21:30
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so Yeah, it's like, hey, we're kind of bloody. You got this. Yeah, yeah, I was. and i'm not I'm not I was ever I'm never one of those. Why the class Jimmy Duke? Yeah, um I'm not I'm not that parent. That's like, you know, preaching abstinence because that's. Oh, no, I'm not either. Because let's be honest. It's the last thing that's going to happen.
02:22:13
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me too, but it's one of those things is like, if you tell me not to do something, I'm totally going to fucking do it. You know, ah also the, the younger generation, when it comes to like these States that are like legal for cannabis, like those numbers are down too. So it's, it's kind of interesting. It's interesting. Yeah. But if the Coke numbers are through the fucking roof, I'm just saying.
02:22:57
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hard times make hard people hard people make good times. Good times make soft people soft people make. Yeah, that's why I'm **** harder **** right now. That sounds like a paradox. I am too. for for different I'm I'm going to I'm going to write that down. I'm going to contemplate it tomorrow because I think that's it's true. You've never heard that before. No, I've heard I I've I've heard something similar but I've never really given him i've heard something similar i've never heard the middle one So, yeah, i've I've heard that. It's one of those things. And I truly believe it because, you know, you look at the the generation that went through the fucking depression.
Generational Differences and Resilience
02:23:35
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Those were some bad motherfuckers when I got old. And you know, today's generation are like, they're going to be so fucking weak okay because they need a pillow and a coloring book. If someone meet doesn't. away You know what? but You need a coloring book for a different fucking reason. Calm down with your with your ah porn coloring book.
02:23:56
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no flat bri briy works headache at a bookstore or a book publishing distributing manufacturing place we were talking on snapchat or Yeah, cuz she was on the show and I was like were you fucking coloring? She's like as an adult book coloring book and I went my first thought was like no no literally i move you I told you I was like I know you as i heard it and then you went No, it's not na nudity and I was like what a fucking what's up fucking boy ah Had to make sure you knew I just muted Jeff for the only reason because I wanted to interrupt real quick That's because he doesn't smoke weed so he has no appreciation
02:24:43
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i I can't smoke. I cannot. I get sick. I'm literally all object to weed. Yeah, some people are. It is what it is. I'm not gonna peer pressure you. Oh, please. Nobody can peer pressure me. Yeah, I feel that. Yeah, you're you're trying to **** me for years so because he's are he's already caught up in so many MLMs and conspiracy theories. He's beyond corruption. yeah neverer so let's be honest i'm usually want go and come on you That's fine. I'll be on your stupid fucking podcast. Shut the fuck up. I'm going to be on YouTube. That's like live ah people. can' That's fine. Okay. Go on YouTube. and They're on YouTube. You're on YouTube now, bitch.
02:25:37
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fucking lose Okay. Okay. Fucking job. Make money. I have a job. I own my own house too. What is going on? Anyways, I will leave you guys alone. Sorry about that. You're sorry. Have a good night. I get sorry.
02:26:02
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yeah Anywho. Whoa. Yeah. so somebody's hitting ah It hitting the liquor a little too hard, a little too hard. Maybe, maybe calm down a little bit. I get it. We're not everybody's cup of tea, but you know, my girl business. I like Earl gray. So that's my cup of tea. Really? I don't like Earl gray. I'm not surprised. It's just, I have a heart. I have a hard time with anybody relationship or not talking to people like that.
02:26:39
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I don't know how to knock that motherfucker out. No, I don't know how to react. It's, it's none of my business and quite ah honestly, there's nothing I can do about it unless she said something, but I agree. But yeah, it's one of those things. It's like, it was one of those things is like, I consider burning a friend out and knock that dude out.
02:27:04
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Anywho, I'm not sticking my nose where it doesn't belong at the moment. I agree.
02:27:11
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It's not that you don't respect kind of thing A lot of a lot of people say it's like oh, well you saw signs and it's like At what point does you know my life and my situation become more important to uh less important than ah Witnessing some horrible shit go down like You can't pump somebody else's brakes. I don't know what to tell you. Right? You can try. I prefer to just cut the brake line and let them go. Um, book all in that master solin see how this feels. Cut the brake line. Let God figure it out. Yeah. Hey, like God of Zora. He got this. Apparently he does.
02:28:07
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Apparently that's what people say. God's in the driving wheel or Jesus. um speaking Speaking of, we were we were talking about shows the other day. Did anybody catch the but new Tim Allen show, the the shifting gears? I can't tell if I like it or not. I'm not a big fan of Tim Allen. I think he's a dumb bug. Really? Kat Dennings is in it too. I do. I think Tim Allen is the straight up dumb bug.
02:28:37
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And I say that and i and i'm not I'm not saying he's a bad actor. I just think he's a stupid person. What constitutes stupid like his jokes aren't funny or he's just like a he's actually actually some of the jokes are funny. No, I just think he's a stupid person. Like he's not. Everybody's entitled to their own opinion. No, I am fair, obviously.
02:29:04
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Yeah, and there was ah there's a quote that I'm trying to remember that he said that made me decide that and I might have to look it up, but yeah. is something i think It was something that he said to his daughter that I thought was so fucking dumb that I'm like, you're just dumb. I see. Well, yeah, you know I mean, you can you can like somebody and then they say one thing and you're just like, wow.
02:29:32
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Yeah, yeah, and it's exactly it's it's it's a switch I I know I know that feeling uh, I can't remember who it was I used to really like one one person like I was a fan And they said something I was like, oh my god, this guy's a fucking idiot What and I I get to watch another thing with them in it There's a couple of Well, I mean, I listened to what was it? Alec Baldwin, when he was drunk on the floor, like chomping on. yeah that was but That was that was that was that was a night writer. Oh, did I get it wrong? Yeah, you said alcohol it's it's it's it's a. Oh, you're a night writer. What's his name and Baywatch? David Hasselhoff. Yeah, I guess.
02:30:23
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Okay. And, and he, a he was sitting there munching on cheeseburgers, lying on the floor drunk and calling his daughter a fat pig. Um, yeah, I can say like, I do have forgiveness for failures and I can understand, that but, but that, that was a lot and it went public. Um,
02:30:54
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Because because somebody like that They're more likely to ah give a bigger apology in some way shape or form To the public then they will their own child. Oh No, well, you know, you you even look at somebody like Gibson when he went on for his rant when he got pulled over I'm sure and and I have but one of my best friends He's Jewish and he's like, yeah, I still don't like the guy because of it. I And I'm like, I get it. What Tim Allen said that I thought was very stupid is it was a conversation. He he he had spoken about this in an interview about a conversation he was having with his daughter about the truth of God. And he was like, well, atheists don't believe in a God, but there has to be a God for you not to believe.
02:31:44
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like and does it doesn't make sense. he's dumb It's like saying, I mean, you can use that same argument for Santa Claus, for Bigfoot, for unicorns, for fairies, for fucking unicorns are real. yeah like like And if you don't believe in unicorns, you don't believe me. I mean, they're real because they have to be real. It's so dumb. his But anytime anybody talks religion, I just tune it out. And well, this was years ago, but when I heard that, I just I just looked at the interview in the screen. I'm like,
02:32:15
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this Well, you know, like my mom, my mom is but like, I don't think that woman's ever missed a Sunday for church. And I always like to say that I don't go to church because I'm, I have time off for good behavior because I was forced to go to church since birth until 18 every Sunday, never missed a Sunday. And I'm just like, yeah, I can't. like And it's it's like you were talking about with the, with the weed and the booze, you know,
02:33:02
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we're at that point in this world where i just if you tell me you should ah just drop the link in the chat if anybody wants to pop up open door challenge come tell me i'm wrong you're always wrong let's be i'm always i'm always wrong because free will exists i think it also ah that point
02:33:34
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It's okay. But I think it's fair to um ah come to grips with that you are here and the lessons that have brought you to where you are today um should teach you to seek lessons that will make you here again tomorrow. But When it becomes so much that you have now become an elder, you, you know, you won't be here forever. So do what you can while you're here, but you have to, you know, maintain what here is and what it takes to be here still. You know, uh, like safety first and don't worry about tomorrow because it may never come.
02:34:33
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You can plan for it what you would still here, but you you know, things happen. I agree. Tomorrow's not promised. Ever since I told Jeff that I don't believe that free will exist, he is not. He is not let that go. I'm going to die on that fucking hill. I swear to God. I see that. I mean, in you can't. It's one of those things. It's it's not a I'm going to combat because.
02:35:01
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I'm pretty confident in my conclusion that free will is. And I'm not denying that that's what you believe in. I applaud it. However, it does make great content when I argue with you about it. No, I literally do not see anything that demonstrates that free will exists. I mean,
02:35:30
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each and every one of our own experiences as long as we tell the truth to each other about where we've been and what we've done, that is the exhibition of of free will. You may have been guided, but you will hear that if you meet enough people, you will hear stories of pushback where they they were being led through the system and they said no. And you know what? Some of those people didn't survive that pushback, but at the same time, some people didn't survive the system. i you you're going with that I can see your point. That makes sense. i don't I don't want to take this down. No, we don't need to go down this road again.
02:36:21
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I don't, I don't want to win another argument tonight. You're not, you didn't win. We, well, we, we did agree and I, exactly. And that's what I'm saying. Neither one of us conceded or, or, or said, I was right. It comes down to, you know, the, the beauty of that night of that argument came down to, it was a fun argument. And we kind of was like, Hey, do you believe what you believe? I believe, will you believe, but at the end of the day,
02:36:51
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I had a great time. awesome ah they really bested up I always love the conversation about free will, but I'm trying to put the brakes on it, i really but I Free will, the conversation or free will is like one of my favorite things I have.
02:37:12
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but Well, it's it's definitely wrong. I said this because you're delusionally wrong. No, no, because I think it's, I think it's because so many people do believe in it. And I love that conversation.
02:37:28
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the like i can see where you nancy ran right by like that Yeah. Let me put it like this. All right, Jeff, you two don't believe in a God. Correct. I believe in something more powerful myself. I wouldn't call it God, but yeah, like or a God. No, fair enough. And.
02:37:49
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but like 80% plus of this world believes in some sort of God. So there's like this very small minuscule population in this world that doesn't believe in a God. It's kind of the same way where you will.
02:38:02
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Like, and it was the same way with flat earth idea, like hundreds of years ago. Like, I was going to say, are you talking to like last week? because i No, no, no, no. What I'm saying is that we collectively as a species believe in a lot of things just because we were taught to believe in it without any actual demonstration that it was true. And I think free will is one of those things.
02:38:31
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and I am the only one not muted at the moment. What the fuck just happened? Sorry. My, my kids asked for my charter and I only have the one. You're good. You're good. I was like, I got nothing to follow myself up with. That was my, and talk myself way or say my line in the sand.
02:38:50
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No, but I see where you're going with it. It's it's like arguing with religion. you know You can't change someone's thoughts. They may concede in the moment, but they still will go, I'm just letting this motherfucker win because I don't care enough to continue to argue, you know? No, I get that. Because I do that a lot. I do that a lot. I'm just like, you know what? I don't care about enough about the conversation.
02:39:17
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Not that I don't care about the conversation with you about the free will because I think you're fucking nuts. But that's my opinion, you know, and and you know, you know, I've discussed it in the length of our opinions, and our opinion, we're never going to agree on any or on everything. Sorry. I don't know. I think I think I think, Jeff, if you if you took a personal journey over the idea of free will and looked at all the arguments, compatibility, compatibility,
02:39:47
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and ability to free will and help using harmize yeah So so when when when it comes to the topic of free will, there's like three ideas. There's free will, determinism, which I'm i'm a determinist. And then there's one in the middle, it's like a compatibilist. I can never say that word right.
02:40:08
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it's it's so It's sort of like a middle ground for both terminism and free will. It's based on the idea that our free will that we think we have is just an emergent property of our mind. So it's a... Okay, I see where you want to go with that. And I think when it comes down to, you know, digging into it deeper, I've never done enough research on it to actually speak intelligently about it.
02:40:37
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I just kind of took, because when when you say free will to me, I, you know, when we discussed it, I talked about taking a left or right turn. Yeah. Make, make eye a choice. Yeah. You're making, yeah. Yeah. youre yeah That's, that's what's known as libertarian free will. Right. If, and if, given if given the option to go back in time, you know that, or you think, you know, you can make a different choice. Oh, I agree. Yeah. But the thing is we can't go back.
02:41:08
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No, it's not about would you make a different choice. It's about can you make a different choice would wood doesn't is is only like a post hoc rationalization that saying because you know the consequences of your choice. Now, if you go back, you'd make a different choice. That's just post hoc. That's like not an actual argument saying that I have free will to choose another thing. Because in retro because you're making an argument in retrospect.
02:41:36
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OK, so like you're saying, if I went back in time, I wouldn't know the consequences. And I might make the same choice. I would probably make the same choice. You don't know what led you two to make that initial choice to begin with. There was a lot of these antecedents that brought you to that choice that a lot of them that you're just not aware of. But you make that choice in the moment. And it's not until after that choice you reason why you made that choice. That makes sense.
02:42:05
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Have you ever been hungry before? What's up? Have I ever been hungry before? Yeah. You made a choice to eat and not starve. But you didn't make a choice. but You didn't make a choice to be hungry. I mean, if you're hungry, you're going to choose your most favorite. Yeah. Best thing that you can get. yeah Yeah, yada yada yada. No, are you gonna get what's closer easier and cheaper? Because you're hungry and you only have 30 minutes need Yeah, your your your choices are limited and it's that it's within that limitation of the choices that you that that free will does not exist Like we don't choose to be hungry as part of our program. We get hungry. We need calories in order to live
02:42:58
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no it's so good to be hungry it's choosing how you're going to solve that problem and stay alive so will you have a tomorrow no no not at all you don't choose to be hungry there's no problem to be solved you are hungry you're going to eat it's just your your choice on what to eat is only is only your choice of what to eat is only going to be made what's available to you to eat. You can't sit there and choose to eat something that you don't know about, something that you haven't thought about, that you have had. You just, you make that choice in the moment, I want to eat and this is what I want
02:43:41
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Right. But if you have to eat, if you have to eat, yeah they have to that's like not choice know You got no money for McDonald's, the dollar man. You've got no money for that.
02:43:56
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Some people which will, will, will steal for sustenance. But still, um, eat grass, yeah all kinds of stuff. And, but if if you eat that grass, it's it's probably going to be one of the worst meals ever grass off the side of the road.
02:44:15
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But are you making that choice? Are you making that choice out of free will? Are you making that choice because that's what your options are? Well, I mean, it's your free will to not choose that and wait and sit there and wait for, our you know. Yeah. it both here If desire not to eat grass outweighs your desire to live, and absolutely. You're probably going to die of starvation.
02:44:49
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and drug was like, I don't get it. Yeah, see, like I and it is all right. This is not let us have you ever heard of have you ever heard of the great causal chain? Like everything we've done up until this point is just a chain of causal of cause and effect. Like me now, knowing who I am, I prefer vanilla ice cream. But if I go back throughout my entire history of my life,
02:45:18
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I can never pick the time in my life where I decided that vanilla ice cream is my favorite. I only made that choice because within me, I've had multiple different types of ice cream, but now when I make a choice, the choice is there. It's like vanilla.
02:45:39
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Like, present it with multiple different types of ice cream that I've already had in my life, vanilla is my choice. Regardless of the choices that I don't, that I'm not aware of. If I'm not aware of your choice, you're only making a choice based off what you already know and what you already know is based off your, well, your lived experiences up into that point.
02:46:07
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But also you could also say using the ice cream argument, I'm, I'm a peanut butter everything. Oh yeah type of yeah. Right. So you go to get the ice cream and there's no Reese's peanut butter ice cream. There's other things that you have tried and you could go with something that you understand because you've been down that road before.
02:46:32
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Or you could be like, well, Hey, this place has something I've never tried. And if the colors match your appeasement and the name sounds spectacular, you know, Hey, give me that thing that I've never tried before. And I so all i agree and untrackable with that. When did you make the choice that that sounds pleasing to you?
02:47:01
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or just did it? Well, I mean, it's, it it is what it is. It's like something I've never seen before. Are we not all explorers in our own minds? We are explorers in our own minds. Absolutely. We are. And that's, and that's what I'm saying. Our decisions we make now are all A congruent or not congruent but all in reference to our experiences that we've already lived and and that's free will is kind of Hey, do you go down the path you went before you go down the path that somebody else went before or does oh, hey squirrel Man this is
02:47:56
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This is the way I look at it. like I understand that we're only going to make the choices that we're experienced to make that's part of us. I think if we learn what else is out there, make a a a a concerted effort to understand that there's other things out there that I haven't tried and that if I come into ah if If I engage with that thing that I'm going to try it because I've already Conditioned my mind to think I do present something new to me that I'm going to try that something new Like it's our brains are impressionable to programmable I hate to say that but that's basically what it comes down to because we make her choices based on What we already experience what we already know So like that's like ask, okay
02:48:48
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if If we have free will, if we can just choose, if we can just choose, then it should be so easy to choose to think of a color that hasn't been discovered yet.
02:49:04
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Okay. I see where you're going with that. Yeah. I know this is pretty well the complicated little bastard. no But had somebody that mixed car paint for like a year, I could make a color and name it and it what didn't exist before. But did you think of that color before you made it though? Or did you accidentally make it? You purposely made a new color.
02:49:40
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Well, not, not like in your, like, okay I didn't invent purple, but like a variant of that color. Okay. No. And that's fine. But did you make that knowing? Okay. All right. Making a new color, quote unquote, before you make it, did you know what colors went into that to make that new color? Or did you do that through trial and error?
02:50:05
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Well, the, the amounts no, but cause like because like, because what I'm asking is what what I'm asking is come up with a color that's never been discovered for and then created is what I'm saying. Well, what I would say is the, you know, the, the ideology versus science. Um, these, these colors, like I think Ford made a special color.
02:50:35
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ah for the news and it cost up it's a one hundred thousand dollars so i dish and i'm i'm aware of the
02:51:03
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and a plus one and a plus one on each of those colors. And next thing you know, it is a completely different color and you could call it fuck you for, you know, or chevy I hundred percent agree. If you're sitting there with a color scheme, cause I I'm familiar with color codes and stuff. I've mixed paint. I understand.
02:51:26
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But let's say you you did. you you plus as You added plus one to each of of those ingredients to come up with a new color. My question to you is, before you add those to those other plus ones, did you know what the color was? And did you have you were you making the choice to come up with that new color that you just came up with?
02:51:50
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question No, I understand what you mean because especially if you have experience in a field and you're looking at. um leftovers and it's like well leftovers still feeds families so it doesn't matter if it's leftovers in the dish at the house or if it's leftovers of parts in the shop or paint in the buckets we only use so much of this so we got a bunch of this hey we used a whole bunch of this so we got a little bit of this and what seems to make sense based off of how you have been taught to
02:52:27
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put these colors together and be like, Hey, um I'm going to do this, this, and this, and then it's going to be an experiment. But as long as you can denote, uh, the amounts, then it becomes something that you could license. You can't just dump shit in there and be like, Oh, look what I made because your recreation of it without specific measure rings.
02:52:56
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It'd be it valid.
02:53:01
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Yes. So the the free rule in mixing the paint is. Are you going to try to create something that is very specific that can be labeled or are you just dumping shit in there and being like, Hey, look what I can do. Uh, but you yeah can recreate the accident.
02:53:25
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And that's okay. And that's kind of what I'm talking about. Like, let's say you, for some reason you have a brain that can imagine some color that's never been discovered, never been seen. And you're like, you know what? I have this new color in my head. I'm going to mix paint to make that color. That is impossible. We can't do that. Right. well Like, yeah. what what what we can but What we can do is we can mix colors and come up with.
02:53:55
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other colors and if it happens to be a color that isn't discovered, then we can be like, okay, this is a new color. This is why I'm going to name it. But the antecedent wasn't... But you can't plan to come up with that new color. Exactly. Exactly. You can't choose to come up with a new color and already know what that color is going to be. You can come up with a new color. But you can choose to experiment. Yeah. Yes. You can come up with new colors. I'm not denying that.
02:54:25
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But you can't prescribe what new color you're going to come up with is what I'm saying. When, when, when we're talking about coming up with a whole new, new color that's never been discovered before. Cause you can't, our brains can't imagine. Right. Yeah. Well, well the color the colors are already there. ah When you look at the spectrum of light, but being able to create them in different media.
02:54:55
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You know what I mean? Like a you have the written word and then you have the audio word and then you have the spoken word and then you have the, you know, the visual word even. So, um, it, it's all the same color. It's just how you transform it to this platform. So when you talk about paint.
02:55:20
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Well, I'm not talking specifically about just paint, but color in general. And then the idea of of of creating a new color that's never been imagined before. I mean, it doesn't have to be paint. We mean mixing chalk. I mean, the point is the color itself. Do we have free will to just choose what new color we're going to develop?
02:55:48
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don't any mean like us You're not going to create a new color. You could buy accident. but No, no. the And I think I know what crack on track was saying is because color is a reflection reflection of light. There's no there's why there's a rainbow. there There's no it's a gradient.
02:56:11
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I understand the spectrum of light. I also understand at one point in time in human evolution that we did not see the color blue. Color blue is one of the most recent evolutionary human things that we see now is the color blue. It was it was centuries there was centuries, we did not see the color blue. This is what I'm talking about. If you were to take that century before we saw blue and ask them what blue was, they'd be like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You just fucking made my head explode. what do you I've never heard this.
02:56:41
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Yeah. one One of the most scientific fact. Yes. one One of the things in human evolution is more modern. and This is centuries though. We're not talking about modern human. There's definitely a centuries gap, like centuries gap. but theyre Prior to that, we didn't see the color blue. I think it i think it's it revolves around somewhere where it comes Look it up. You look Jeff's looking it up, right? no No, I'm not looking it up. I'm actually I hope no I want I want you to look it up because I might be a little bit wrong in my delivery But my point being is that even though there's multiple spectrums of color there are colors on that spectrum that when we cannot see because Was there a lack of ah human history where people could not see blue?
02:57:32
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I mean, there's colors out there that we still don't know because we dance we can't visualize. It's true. It says it turns out the color blue is relatively new concept, scientifically speaking, is always existed as part of visible light spectrum, the rainbow. But studies of ancient texts have shown that humans did not really see They have seen quotation blue until modern times. Yeah, I wonder if it's like they just didn't call it blue That's that's a possibility but that's that's the whole thing like we they just and like like like this' it's There's there's colors on the spectrum that we cannot see and that's why we have like tools to do that shit
02:58:22
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that also begs the argument of, ah does it not exist unless I name it? You know what I'm saying? No, not at all. It it can, something can exist and nobody knows and that it exists. That's the thing. Yeah. But if it exists and I look at it, but I don't give it a name, how do I tell somebody else about it?
02:58:47
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Talk about something that you've just discovered that nobody know that nobody knows of Hey, hey say I see a deer and nobody in my Village has ever seen a deer and I go back and I'm like, I saw something What was it? It was something It was well, that's something that's something we already had named Rocks, we got names for trees. We got names for rivers. We got names for leaves and But we have no name for deer. So I saw something. But that's discovery. That's different. Yeah. So now now now you're going like, are words prescriptive or descriptive? Well, they're descriptive. We assign words. All right. We assign meanings to words. Meanings don't prescribe meaning. Or exactly. Yeah. Words don't. Yeah. It's like you can't use a the the word that you're defining as a definition. It's that kind of subject.
02:59:47
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Yeah. Well, let's take a break because my head's exploding. yeah Like Jeff, Jeff just fucking heard something. He's like, Oh my God.
03:00:02
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and and And I, I have to err on the side of caution. When I say, I think it comes down to we saw blue. We just. didn't call it that. Like we call it, you know, no, no, we, we evolved to see the color blue is what happened. So did everybody just saw the sky is gray because it was a blue fucking sky today, buddy. I'm saying, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, exactly. I mean, I thought everything was a black and white before the forties. It's weird, man. It's, I know it's weird. It's weird. I think they pointed up and said Crayola.
03:00:43
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right?
03:00:47
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We're a Crayola crowd. I have a Crayola berry. You know what? I'm gonna play a song because my I have to wrap my head around. I can blaze. Nick, man.
03:01:08
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I am I am full of napkin on his dick and calling it a ghost. I'm like, that's the coolest thing I've ever heard. I am full of useless information. Jeff looks at it like, oh, shit, dude, that that opens up a whole new fucking perspective. I'm just saying it. I'm just saying.
03:01:26
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How is this? I don't know how. I don't know when, but I'm going to get you to sit down with Neil deGrasse Tyson and I'm just going to sit back and fucking watch everybody. The greatest fucking thing I've ever seen. Neil, Neil, Neil deGrasse Tyson agrees with me. So you're both fucking idiots. i'm i guess i like that just I guess so.
03:01:50
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All right, my best argument for for for the non-existence of free will comes from Robert Sapowski. He's a neurobiologist. Smart motherfucker. Like, like you want to hear what I think they're all in the title. I'm giving you that better. But anyway, all right, we're going to a break. this Yes. We're going to we're going to do. ah Rockies EDM combat they're his rendition he he re-ended to this Judas is Fozzie's Judas Real quick real quick real quick real quick, but this bourbon is kicking my ass I've always had the theory that everyone sees colors differently We all look at orange and we all identify it's orange, but we actually see some I 100% agree with color blindness No, it's not it's called
03:02:43
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Are are human are humans? OK, OK, all right, Jeff, how many feelings do you think the human body has? Do you think we still have feelings, feelings, the five feelings, touch, blah, blah, blah, all that? Oh, oh, senses, senses. Yes, sorry. Jesus, feelings. I was like, well, I can be a man and sad. in same fucking time So so we're used to being taught that there's five senses. There's actually 20 plus and there's there arise to be 100 or more.
03:03:12
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oh fuck we're talking about this when we get back because my I just want to guide you guys gonna fucking drive me nuts one day there's more than five senses what happened with the sixth one you only think there's you still think there's only five oh my god I never okay good good Uh, you're gonna have to go in a deeper of it when we get back in three minutes and eight seconds. We're gonna play Judas' Fozzie, remixed by EDM Combat. We'll be right back. I'm gonna have fun.
03:03:45
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my head crazy easier i have a brain
03:06:57
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Yeah, I like that version. That was Fozzie's Judas. It was remixed by EDM Comeback, our buddy, Rock Lee. ah Welcome back, everybody, to the Nonsense Go Nonsense podcast, where we talk about stupid shit and Blaze is going to make my head explode. Shaka, come on, Rock. Yeah, help me, buddy, because Blaze is freaking me the fuck out.
03:07:27
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how my freaking is fuck out man you just told me that blue didn't exist until a couple years ago wait hold on say that again what what i said you just you just basically explained me that blue didn't exist a couple like centuries ago i will call it centuries i was saying not long And it fucking, my head is spinning. I feel like I'm drunk on fucking weird tequila that you mixed with meth. Dude, you're not even stoned, man. I'm dead fucking cold sober. Yeah. so i yeah not I get it. some Some people are like, you know, man, he's just a story. He's just talking bullshit. But no, and um know but you know I've known you for what? A little over a year now.
03:08:19
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and And I do respect your opinion and I know that you're way fucking smarter than me. I mean, that's the- Chaka, that's a bummer, dude. I'd love to see you up here. It's been a while. but Go ahead.
Van Life Skills and Diesel Mechanics
03:08:32
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Sorry. But, you know, I do respect your opinion. I do expect right respect the fact that you're way fucking smarter than me. Once again, not a not a very high bar.
03:08:47
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You're you're you're you're versed in things that like for instance You you you're you know, no secret that you're looking into the van life where you're like, oh I don't know if I have the skills or the know-how to do diesel I can do diesel in my sleep. So there's things that I know that you don't but they're absolutely that when it comes to philosophy and and and and this book smart shit that you do Which way bye-bye to me. No, I get that dude like Sitting on the toilet with a nice shit with the shower going and warming up for a nice hot shower afterward and I get that dude. That's not ki it that's that's that's the goal That's catharsis right there my man All comes down to free will I'm just saying But I I'm gonna do a station break because I don't I'll get
03:09:43
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fucking yell that for it no shut the fuck up click station identification break because there's a there's a fucking Sasquatch out there that'll be a dick about it so bio dot link slash nonsensical network everywhere that you find our info is there sounds Does that mean if you if you chose to eat certain things, then you have ah like pre-depositioned yourself to the... Yeah.
Hot Wings and Surprising Taste Buds
03:10:19
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The recourse.
03:10:20
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yeah yeah yeah like like like somebody chose but if so if somebody chose one day eat all it's like ah chop off their fucking tallyhacker eat it for a meal there're there are antecedents in their life that led up to that point no ah um i think i was thinking more of like what you eat is what you put out but if you if you do that Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you actually but you did eat something but now what's it gonna turn into when you actually have to you know survive that and and take it don't I'm I'm sorry I was thinking more like hot wings you know what I'm saying
03:11:13
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Okay, no, I don't I don't know what you're saying If you choose to eat hot wings, but you know what they feel like on the exit. Oh I see what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes something i learned a couple months ago that Your asshole has taste buds that's why it burns when you shit out fucking hot wings Oh, interesting. Facebook's Jeff. You're right. But I learned that and I was like, I looked that up and I was like, no, fuck away. This is real. And I was like, are these blinks? So our digestive, our digestive tract starts the moment we put food in our mouth. Yeah. And I think that's why they give you ranch dressing. I think that's why they give you carrots and celery. You know what I'm saying?
03:12:04
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the prince like don't just tea Because don't just eat 20 wings and then eat the extras no Take i take a bite. Take a bite. Take a bite like dip it by you know, I mean ranch dressing and blue cheese dressing both has milk in it and milk helps sue that capsaicin Fucking feel so yeah but could share with them Big words again kept faith Caps A's and that's that's what's in that that's what's in these chillings. I get it, but you just sound like a boppers dick. You could have said the the heat. know you got it I'm going to get scientific.
TikTok Ban Reactions and Alternatives
03:12:57
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Chalk is like, hold on, hold on, hold on. Chalk is like, tick tock just got shut down.
03:13:02
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oh Yeah, I'm I'm I'm checking checking it out. check Check it. Where's my phone? Yeah, because I'm I have a VPN and Mindset to France. So I'm gonna check this out i' in mexico I was gonna say check with a VPN and then check Sorry tiktok. Sorry tiktok is not available right now It'll all banning tiktok has been enacted in the u.s. Unfortunately, that means you cannot use tiktok now Check your VPN. I got to see if there's a way around it. um I'm going to.
03:13:38
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We're breaking the law here on the nonsensical network. I'm calling it. Which country should I use? This is China. I think china Hong Kong. Here we go. Hong Kong. Taiwan. Hong Kong. Connect. Why won't it their's connect? VPN sticks are forever sometimes.
03:13:58
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It's trying to take off. Mine gets testy some of this. It thinks about it too long sometimes. VPN's not working. VPN's not working. Really? Yeah. I wonder if I can set my VPN to the US. Let me check. That's so nuts. Oh, damn.
03:14:20
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Oh, talk has been shut the fuck down. What's up? I was talking about that. I was talking about that. That there's that weird 12 hour thing as Biden's dropping out and Trump's taking over. Did happen. No, I think it was taken down because they're like, well, we can't fuck up. I want to see if I know more. No more Tiki Taki in America. Chaka going to do work if he got a tick tock to watch.
03:14:49
Speaker
I know. You're going to watch us. All people should. Exactly, right? We should be the alternative to TikTok. I'm calling it now. Go. So those that were on TikTok should all follow the nonsensical network. We'll give everybody a fucking show. They should. But Blayden will have to bum it down for most of them because they're TikTok users. No shit.
03:15:13
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I think since TikTok, if TikTok is gonna be no more, ah ah I'm gonna make my wife get a second job. but oh well Okay, I have my VPN set to the US. I'm opening TikTok.
03:15:34
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Oh, yeah, I got the same thing. TikTok is not available right now. And I'm gonna turn my VPN off, see how it happens.
03:15:43
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because I'm in Mexico, so. Oh. When it's not banned in Mexico, so it should be. Speeding is all around. Working perfectly. Well, I'm i'm in Greenland.
03:16:02
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I wish. So if I send my VPN to the US, it will block my tick tock. But if I turn it off, obviously it sees that I'm in Mexico. That is so weird that my VPN won't even allow me to fucking go on TikTok. That is what they that well, I have the same problem. Like he was telling me about that show or that channel, the BBC one or four or whatever it is, it won't let me use my VPN to access it. So that's not yeah surprising. Yeah, you know, to me, this really seems like market control because we that's what we were discussing earlier.
03:16:41
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it's it's it's either the government shutting down ah this entity or this entity abiding by to boost another oh I was on tiktok for like a couple seconds in Mexico and then it just cut it off yeah it it notices you're using a VPN fuck down I mean, personally, I think it's definitely a good thing because TikTok is rotting the brains of way too We're on a platform that does the same thing. so no but But we were talking about that earlier. My thought is it comes down to 100% censorship. So why why couldn't I do the same thing on Facebook and not get censored?
03:17:38
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because facebook american companies yeah Yeah, well cuz the whole Chinese buying thing and all that shit is what they're saying anyway, but you know hub is in Texas and by law it cannot leave Texas their sorry i got refuse i tell meant porn hub never um This is this is one of licenses of states i this is explicit explicitly tiktok to say A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you cannot view TikTok. We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok. Once he takes office, please stay tuned. But in all honesty, America already did give them an opportunity. So I don't know how. Well, I thought I saw that the Supreme Court upheld it, and that's why it's going through. So I don't know how he's going to.
03:18:34
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What loophole or whatever he's going to find something what something becomes a law. It has to be signed by the president so he could veto it. Right. Okay. Yeah. That makes sense. Biden's already said he won't. No, no, no, no. The law's already been passed. He can't like Trump can't veto a law that's already been passed. It's already been signed. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
03:19:00
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yeah i'm not i don't get in political shit too much so i don't know a whole lot about it eitherer can he just like and explicitly like me that's what i'm saying i'm i'm sure he there's like an executive or he like yeah that's bullshit just like we were talking about weird laws you can eventually take them off the the
03:19:23
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and just like theyre but putting the
03:19:31
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yeah i understand it's it's gonna be cold as fuck like we're getting a cold snap but out here on the east um but you know it it also narrows down who's go to be the one that shot lincoln you know what i'm saying thats a good point sha but he i I didn't get a chance to read it. Oh, it's a prime opportunity. If you want to grow your channel, start cranking out shorts over and over and you'll catch all the ticks off people that are coming over to YouTube. Yeah, that's yeah that is good point.
03:20:03
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But like I said, a lot of people are going over this red note, which is 100% Chinese, where TikTok was on that weird verge of not- Yeah. It was a red note like the parents of TikTok. It is the Chinese- Yeah. Yeah. It's literally the equivalent of TikTok, but 100% based in China, not owned by ByteDance. ByteDance is a Chinese company, but TikTok is...
Beards and Barbecuing
03:20:30
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I don't remember if it's Vietnamese or...
03:20:34
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Oh my God. I can't even fucking read it, man. It's like Red Note comes up and it's all a Mandarin. I told you it's a hundred percent Mandarin. I'm installing it though. Yeah. so sort of the just order the priority yeah i not sorry I'm curious. I'm curious.
03:20:50
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it's a they're there they are There's a couple of videos. i'll send I'll send you the one that I found. I can't send it on TikTok, obviously, but they show you how to switch it over to English because it is a Mandarin.
03:21:03
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Dude you just gave me a positive on this whole tiktok. No more fucking you stop getting videos from me. I get it. Yeah. Yeah Only watch like half Dude I found one last night this girl I swear to god I found it this last night. She's got the biggest lips I've ever seen like but Okay, so I just made it Jeff because they're probably some big dick sucking lips But we got some new people up upon the panel like Harley dad Harley dad. How you doing? Pretty good. How you doing? I didn't want to come up I'll be honest because mr. Fucking glorious wonderful weird over here. I was intimidated so but They're different styles. Well, I mean I need to shave this like it right He got the fool and I just got to go dude Blake brags about his beard, but I've seen the dudes up here with much better fears
03:21:57
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and dragon Definitely went up. Yeah, and there's one dude running around that I haven't seen him in a long time probably for a good thing cuz he's an idiot but he goes by guar and he's got the full ah he looks like the dwarf from fucking The the Hobbit movies like these four fucking yeah, who names guar, but I've seen some pretty glorious fucking beards How long you been wrong Jeff you didn't have to run away man ah oh i did and um' um the the the
03:22:31
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okay
03:22:33
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just getting sitting back down you upset me please you muted my mouth how dare ah long have you been growing that thing on track
03:22:43
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oh oh no it no it just landed on its face but Yeah, yeah, I shaved my butthole is actually from his old lady No,
03:22:59
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you're welcome manytime aley dad ill ju lie no but seriously, um, I I've I found these live panels a damn near to the day a year ago and um I shaved my beard at the late January last year.
03:23:22
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ah And I've done nothing but, you know, create a little mouth hole every now and then. This is two years. day this is I mean, it's pretty decent length, but this is two years for me. I can't go that long.
03:23:38
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i it's we started go ahead ah I go through ah very uncomfortable moments ah in the things that you can find in your beard
03:23:56
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i no but at the same time people say you know this beard that beard I wish I wish I wish but It to me, it all it always comes down to genealogy because if ah something to compare to like the mountain man beard, the wild, leard the ah big fro ginger beard, well however you look at them.
03:24:20
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they It's all their genes. So even when you see that that master kung fu ah With the full man chew he's got no sides, you know He's got he's got strings off the end of hips and he's got this string off the end of his chin that man has never shaved his face and That's why he has a three foot long string of a mustache. So when we look like what we look like and Hey, this is what, this is what it looks like when I don't shave my face, bro. That's what I tell people. Jeff, you were right. Lemon eight is also banned. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yup. So, so they, they banned all the lazy like stuff. Lazy Jedi in the house.
03:25:16
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What up, Lazy? Fuck that dude. Hey, stop that link. Lazy, you can prayp you can you can jump into my man. We can we can sit here and and laugh at Jeff not knowing that Free Will doesn't. If Lazy comes up, I'm leaving. Fuck that guy. No, I'm just kidding. I love Lazy.
03:25:37
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la Lazy has very quickly become one of my favorite people on YouTube. I love that dude. You mean Powdered? Yeah, I call a motivated Seth. but i we we When we first met him, we caught him powder because he looked like the dude from powder, man. It was undeniable. no like You were talking about the beard. I was actually going through my TikTok camera roll the other day. And and i one of the older videos from like a year ago, my beard was bigger. And it was the longest it's ever been because I get through these weird changes where I'm like, oh, it's certainly nuts. And I like just cut it short again.
03:26:17
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but So when I when I was going back to work the first time after my whole leg situation Because I didn just let it grow because I wasn't working I said fucking and let it grow I was literally threatened by people on YouTube that if I shave my beard, they're gonna hunt me down at shelves They're all fucking like stock or crazy like okay people were fucking trying to do auctions to get my beard hair And I was like, I don't know if y'all are being serious, but it's kind of scary Yeah. And that's what I was saying ah before about like when you're uncomfortable. So I, like I said, I started doing live panels last January and I reached a point, I think it was the end of January, but here it was a nice day. Amy, show me two fingers just in case. Want to make sure you're real. need your camera up after you want to do Okay. If you want to turn the camera off, that's fine.
03:27:10
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And I I had just ah told the I had just told the channel is like hey you guys want to see something cool I'm about to shave my beard and I had I had several months on it but Somebody said hey hold up ah We can do something with this don't don't don't just do it you know and they raised $120
03:27:39
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so i figure if i've been growing it ever since that that fundraiser um ah i'm willing to bet that if if i can get people together that i could get at least 500 and i don't want any of it i just want people to see it and to donate for it you know what i mean acknowledge that on and then they have donated to a charity and or something like that. You know, that'd be cool. We talked about doing that with Glick's beard. If we get like we were actually going to do a like a charity auction eventually where I do with Amy's beard.
03:28:24
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but yeah
03:28:27
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Amy's got a long ass beard. Y'all just oh well, I guess you just saw her face so I can't make a joke. damn but
03:28:35
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Well, for those who don't know, Amy is a beard. She is a beard for some gay guy. I get that. Whoa. My little sister and she she she lives in Australia. I do. Really? Some women have have a long vegene beards. It's all good. I do not. I guess I don't discriminate. I said so. I said so. Please please you scare the shit out of me.
03:29:08
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I know Amy was like, she's like my little sister. And then I flirt with her and head on her. And she's like, ah well, she was from the South originally. So, yeah, and it makes me feel at home.
03:29:19
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So, yeah, I do that. It's our way. Is there a person the bottom screen? oh How dare you? How dare you? What's up, lady? Hell ass son of a bitch. Hell yeah. like um star at John Cena.
03:29:38
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You can't see me. be Shut up. So I see all these ladies come up early on this panel, but on my panel night, oh wait, you're on your own panels on Fridays. Yeah, bro. And by the way, my liver is pressing charges on me after last night. Holy shit. I haven't been to bed yet. I haven't been to bed yet. No way, dude. Nuts. Nuts. Dude, I drank almost an entire bottle of bourbon.
03:30:07
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and mean i don't even know how many chops wait did i know i don't remember ending the the just gonna be there it goes again i can' look
03:30:37
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there's a character it goes like i wait i watch it go in one year and out the other you know
03:30:47
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There's not a better metaphor for blaze than that this is um that's free will talk going in coach I Pay the fuck attention, I don't know things like this is how I know we're all in a simulation. Holy shit Amy and untrackable hi from Scott Oh dot Hey, hey, tell Scott. Oh, I said hi to him. Even though he didn't. I said, fuck that lazy guy. He said, I know. But tell him I said hi either way. OK, I will. I'm going to tell him right now. Scott is out of your league. He's yeah, he is. He's even higher than these clouds. I'm Scott Scott is more in the beard. So on track was got a shot.
03:31:30
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and Good way on track of a way more drunk tonight than I am high. Y'all listen here. Are you done sipping on them shots? I'm still sipping, man. I am sipping. i He's like the Queen of England taking s sips. 125 fucking proof with me. I'm taking sips. I don't give a fuck who you are.
03:31:54
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ah you you stay away from us. It's sipping whiskey, not shooting whiskey. Sipping whiskey. Sipping whiskey. Scottle's mine and everybody knows it, all right? And that's true. You can't, you're not going to come between those two. Holy shit. Oh, he's awesome. So what were you guys talking about before I got here? Well, Blaze was making my head acceptable. You had to do that, Lazy. You had to fucking ask that, didn't you?
03:32:22
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Yeah, but no i'm I'm genuinely secure not listening. Even I can't stop steering it. Lazy, can you see the color blue? Sometimes.
03:32:34
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No, I want to hear Blaze explain this whole there's more than five senses thing. There is. There's more than five. Oh, shit. Let's hear this. All right. So traditionally, we make you lazy. I felt like I was going crazy. Yeah.
03:32:50
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Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff.
03:33:00
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but it is better than not to be me already yeah to be fair jeff i did i did point you to the fact that blue is like a new experience so i under that makes that however However, Dutch smell, I don't see how there's more than the five. but Lazy Scotto said, uh, fuck that guy, but he hasn't shown any fingers. So I'm going to remove him. Um, yeah well could you you got to, you got to think, okay. So there's touch, you had smell, hearing and sight, right? Those are the five you think of, but there's also our perception.
03:33:42
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So the, the ability that that we have our, you know, somebody's watching me, that kind of thing. That's another one. I know there is like 20 or 21 of them. I don't know all of them. and we Okay. Yeah, but, but I wouldn't call perception a sense. No, no, no, no. It's like, okay. It's a learned trait. hold up You know, ah hold up, hold up. We have a sense of balance, our sense of balance and like Harley dad.
03:34:10
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was I'm being converted right now like like dude like that's our sense if we're like off balance or You know dizzy and whatnot like that's a sense. We have of dizzy i have a feeling blame girl dizzy longer um and jason when sit in them shot go back to the hunger thing and yeing I would also like to say that we we have we do
03:34:39
Speaker
We do have memory. Glick. I got you. I got your fucking fingers. The rules don't apply to me. I'll shut this whole son of a bitch down right now. No balls. No. Oh, my. We got the chief in the building now when we have memories. Hey, it's like I can hit the end. I can hit the end stream, too. But do you really want to do that?
03:35:10
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but Yeah. Honestly, the only the only person that seems to have a challenge of this. I did that. There's more than five senses. Yeah. Well, yeah. and And we know his opinion doesn't count anyway. Exactly. It is like a part of the way I get that, but just wrapping my hair. I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fucking blue thing. I didn't know the blue thing is lazy. Did you know that? That until like the 1800s, humans didn't perceive the color blue.
03:36:21
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From what I'm reading and what I'm comprehending, I could be reading it wrong. But what I gather is we have the five different senses, but we can combine those senses and use them in a way. So it's as if we have 21 different senses. He's a hero. You got to combine. Not everyone, not everyone has that ability, though, because, like, you know, you have people who are blind, you have people who are. Yeah.
03:36:48
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yeah but when but when we're talking about so something like this we're talking about like the whole the whole of you man not just like i will i will say the fifth fifth well you're you're hearing in well semantics just spell semantic you you're hearing iite know my own name um You're hearing insight and everything plays a part into your balance though. yeah So that's that's where it comes from, like what it's talking about with the 21 senses. is Yeah, it's a combination of your different senses. Cause like when I was in rehab and they were testing me before I got out, like that's one of the things they tested was my balance. And for one of the tests, they'd have me close my eyes and like, I can't balance for shit with my eyes closed.
03:37:42
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when my eyes are open i have fantastic thats why when you get hit in the ear your equilibrium gets thrown off yeah i'm glad that you kick that me addiction by the way though amy rehab worked great shut up i was a bad joke i apologize but
03:38:00
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physical rehab. I'm I'm I'm a one legger like this. fucker Yeah. so So Amy is an amputee like I am. Hey. Oh, you guys are both pogo sticks. Yeah. She's she's right. Like I'm left leg. That's why we can lean on each other. Connor has friends. Connor has friends. That's adorable. She only comes up to my waist though. So I'm still off balance. But you know, if you combine these two, you have Connor because he has no legs. Lieutenant Dan. No,
03:38:29
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Oh, I'm sure he's never heard that joke before, right? That's what we called him. I would constantly. You sit there. You sit there, buddy. I think do it better, honestly. He is still there. Yeah, I thought he was masturbating in the corner. No, not in the corner. Not in the corner. I'm doing it as I try. I know I'm done. I do it.
03:38:58
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um driving down the freeway doing it ah thought you were doing the only word i have heard from the microphone was hawk to that was kind of weird but yeah ah yeah hear myself you like to i've got no no i'll head back but i've never masturbated or driving what are yeah i'm heading back to the hotel I'm just, I'm just leaving James's house. Have you are ever had somebody else masturbate? Yes, you I have. I have. an old I have. I cannot concentrate.
03:39:32
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i was in the best road trip they've ever been on It's very true. It's like going on a ski trip, buddy. oh how lazy was there yeah the power I just want you guys to know that my dad my dad was a trucker and and truckers see all the **** that you guys are getting up to in your car. All the extra trips behind the rest stop areas, dude. It's all great. Pay off. They pay off. Yes, they do. Hey, it's not me when it's you're getting when it's for pay. I'm just saying. I gave us Thursday, right? What's up,
03:40:09
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that's right yeah jeff it's not gay on no arbitrary you may because the moment you make eye contact and come and she so yeah i'm not gonna be able to control myself yeah oh why don't feel like lazy's making eye contact me right now that's kind of weird she yeah you got to pay extra yeah pay fri once you I just want you guys to know I'm making eye contact with every one of you while I touch myself right now. so thank you hey you have grants on
03:40:45
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I'm following the rules. I have my camera off so you don't see my wing. so he please I don't think we could zoom in that far anyway, Glick. Probably not. but like ah met gluwell I think one time before I'm all already talked shit about. him but That's why I say you're welcome anytime. but That's why Nikki's in a tattoo. She likes the small needles.
03:41:13
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ah I do a lot of damage. It might be small, but I got 320 pounds behind it. I could still do a lot of damage. Careful you don't break that thing. Put that much weight on it. Jesus. Turn that over. It's coming for the microscope. He looks like a person that would run looks like a person is running a wall with a bone or break his nose first. I have. Wait, did you see that video? Are you subscribed to my OnlyFans, Harley? What's up? ah I never know how to pronounce is it. I think that's how you say it.
03:41:53
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za is ah well you've seen him a couple times think you do diploma yeah was day duty blow and sticks up longer than as dicky do and these
03:42:11
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the the the guys know dontlan like Yeah. Oh my. He's a human tornado. I'm sorry. I just thought that was hilarious. That was pretty good. See, that's a beast. Let's just get out. We're all processing. All I could hear was quick breathing. I'm not. You can't hear me breathe. It's probably the wind. I'm literally driving, Jeff. Yeah. Blame on the wind. It's okay. I do that all the time.
03:43:01
Speaker
I'm sure that's going to be so loud at somebody's earbuds. It's not that loud, actually. Yeah, it's actually got Jeff's fucking high pitch voices louder. So especially, especially if I can just mute you, it's fine. I'm going to get kicked off this fucking panel. If I if anybody's getting kicked off. Oh, my God. Blame Chaka on here. Don't worry about it. I'm skipping my wisdom.
03:43:31
Speaker
It's actually very hard to get kicked off of this panel. So I was going to say, you know, it's accepted, bro. I was going to say, just i mean you know, very true. Yeah. Just just just my you can if you get kicked off of our panel, it's because you're a real fucking scumbag. I don't think he's logged in. I can't kick him off. I don't know what you're talking about, Harley.
03:44:00
Speaker
You can kick me off. You just come tomorrow when you guys try to log in, it'll be like your password doesn't no longer works. Be like the equivalent of your badge, not working. When you come to work, untracked, you can hear me later on. from your lips to god's ear but go get i don't know like does that mean if If you kicked me off the network, does that mean I don't have to play fantasy football next year?
03:44:26
Speaker
Oh, see, Jeff, that's see, see, Jeff, you'll never be so lucky that I keep no matter no matter how much you drive me crazy. And no, how no, no matter how aggravated I get out of busy football. You don't have you are able you stuck. Hey, yeah you are stuck. Yeah, it's it's a free league. Hey, Jeff, you did better than I did this year. I don't know how, but Considering I did worse than last year, that's kind of impressive because you're better than you. That doesn't make sense because of the fucking playoffs and the way that it felt. Yeah, I want I want up and fucking seventh place. Did you guys hear that a second ago? But when when you start talking about sports, I could hear Amy roll her eyes. um worry I was I was busy with my eyes roll back.
03:45:23
Speaker
No, I don't I don't mind. I don't I don't mind that. I don't mind fantasy football talk. I played fantasy football. You usually because it says fantasy in there. I just I just have a problem. I just have a problem with fantasy. I mean, I'm just saying so fucking ludicrous or Glick said fantasy and I was like, I mean, and then he said football and I went fuck. I've already agreed. I'm like, why do you think he's a fantasy lazy Jedi or this camera off? Yeah.
03:45:53
Speaker
oh judge just claims of lightning right now he's glay and iron lazy and i are currently face timing each other that actually laz hey lazys actually in the vehicle with gli i am he drives clouds That that is that is the but that is the whitest wiener I've ever seen Lazy, I know it's pretty impressive, right? like It's cool that it glows in the dark. Naturally. What's why exactly? my like You can always mind it. You're so fucking white. You're vulnerable but e you can never be a cat
03:46:36
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You have to wear a fucking alertness and vi i you guys. I'm so fucking excited. Tick tock is done for now. Oh, yeah, it's gone. It's blacked out, man. I read this message. I know. I know. We were. Yeah, we were. Half an hour and a half of my life. My wife hasn't sent me a tick tock in an hour and a half. I'm so happy. That's what Glazier was saying to Jeff. That's what's up.
03:47:09
Speaker
yeah i can ignore it just my life is like ti to see i had time to get up on this panel because i wasn't looking at all the fucking tiktoks ah send so great right chaco is bringing up that now's the time to crank out a bunch of shorts on your channel to catch all the people coming over from tiktok oh yeah something better news that way too lazy for that yeah too may I'll just have chalk and make some shit. I know. I was thinking about that. I should just pay chalk and just make a bunch of shorts for our channel. But then I don't care. exactly they Did you know how to work? I'm not lazy. Did I tell you that last night? Say that again. You were cutting out. Maybe I was cutting out. Did I tell you that I have merch now? You have merch? Oh, shit. Yeah. There's only like five or six things.
03:48:03
Speaker
okay well you got you gotta drop it in the in the the the the the the but i guess we' take do backchat ah wait wait you got it you got um you got think you put it on his community tab yeah's it's on my bio perfect i'll find it i'll find it
03:48:25
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you got hoodies i do have i think two hoodies up there right now oh yeah
03:48:34
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I'm gonna buy one I'm gonna wear it on stream. I'm gonna be like, hey, I just got this new shit. I actually found a sleeveless shirt, too. These were like, they don't have sleeveless shirts, and I was like, dude, it took me five seconds before I was under tank option. You could take the sleeves off if you did buy a fully sleeved shirt, too. There's problem-solving skills that need to be incorporated. It wouldn't be that hard. Although...
03:48:58
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yeah know and these wordss so so is he streaming a night by the way i don't think he's allowed to have i don't know he was earlier he was' how was he yeah i thought i thought i'd got a notification that he would go my but then when i would look for it it wasn't there so i gotta write that down so i remember to make fun for that i saw the once content. Two days from now you're gonna be like what the fuck does that even mean? Oh you would seriously especially after nights like last night where I streamed for like 10 hours total between my stream and Harley dad's stream I write so much and I wake up the next morning like what the fuck happened?
03:49:56
Speaker
Should I rewatch or am I too scared to? And I'm always too scared to. I almost forgot that you were on my panel. I almost forgot that you were on my panel. I almost forgot I was on your panel. Really, you were. But Amy was like, Amy was like, oh, I was on your panel for most of the seven hours. I was like, I think I remember that. Yeah, Amy was there. She was the voice of reason. We were all fucking nuts.
03:50:23
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I think I think Jeff, we should do a quick break. Agreed. i Yeah, it's about that time. I mean, I need I need to refill on some drink. Jeff needs to ah do the weekly lineup and all that good shit. So, yeah, sounds reasonable. didn put that joke What? Oh, I did for that. driver You know what?
03:50:51
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um I just lost it. You know, under the song I like by Sons of Outlaw. Sorry. Can we play a Baby Shark? No, Doris, that's copyright. Damn it. I like how they both are like. dad from he'll thing for its it's it's if It's a thing with him. I think he wrote the song, to be honest. I wish I would have wrote it. I'm going to make money. That's the most viewed video on YouTube is number one.
03:51:25
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by like it's like 20 billion views or some shit anyways we're gonna play a little good for the soul by the southern outlaws band we
03:52:05
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It's good for the soul
03:52:44
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It's good for the soul.
03:54:13
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It's good for the soul.
03:54:24
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Yeah, those southern outlaws, man, with good for the soul. I do like those that band. It's really good. Don't forget everybody. Bio dot.link slash nonsensical network. Everything we do, you can find there, including our merch line that is a beauty in the beard.
03:54:43
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ah And don't forget Mondays Speedway stories and cold-blooded conversation and I have to open this up where Steve Nelson will be the guest this Monday and then After that will be men caring for men. I Totally forgot about that show earlier. Oh my gosh Connor. What is I know? Yeah, we need to find out if that's gonna be very recorded or live Tuesday Glick is having kissing Lilith I alternative metal band out of Cleveland as a guest. And then of course we'll come back to the what the fuck news, all the news that is news to make you say what the fuck you'll find there. Thursdays, once I get my shit together, Jeff's garage will be back. And then Fridays, nonsense is chill. Blaze hosting. I watch movies with him and he tries to make me finally watch these weird movies.
03:55:41
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Hey, this I like last night, dude. I had a blast. I'm not fucking complaining. This this free. All right. This Friday is going to be some thriller movies from Clippest as well. And we're going to have a continuous show on a hangover foods. Hangover. Excellent. I got to be there for that. Dude, that fucking movie was a little short, but it was fucking alert.
03:56:08
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dude i found out they have like they have they have five episodes yeah five episodes they're short of the same movie they're short like five to seven minutes but they got five episodes of that ah of the continuation of the movie a vampire influencer yes one nice once of the tips and then uh of course saturday's is the in the cash corner around noonish followed up by this show, the open door challenge on the nonsensical nonsense show and then we wrap up the week with the footy football on unnecessary. roughness I do not watch or particip participate in that show. Thank god because leggy, you are not wrong. Oh, okay o I don't think it's going to last.
03:57:06
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no not at all They got they'll bring it back one way or another. Yeah, they're going to. But yeah, honor so I forgot what we were fucking talking about because I was enjoying that song, but Lazy just brought TikTok again in my head. I didn't bring it up ever either. Chat brought it up. I I don't want to bring it up again. so Anybody who in chat want to pop up? There's the link. Yeah. Links in the chat. If you guys want to come up.
03:57:38
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ah Leggy get your ass up here. I don't come up We can light up the sky oh right and you might be offended white is people on the planet That's a real Irish car bomb right here Right to the whitest people on the planet on one panel. We might blind to some people I'm just leggy leggy. I just called you Scottish. You have to come up here in the right place She's going to call you an arse. Wait, somebody's not like my throne as the whitest. No, oh no, just no, no. Like the glows. Like you're a mayo pack. Like a brand new white head sheet. I'm just saying you're what people put on my sandwich that makes me not want to eat my sandwich.
03:58:37
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but you like man We can't be friends agree the best may I literally have meetings on my desk Or are No, I um I was a little bit dangerous sitting in the blob on the desk No, I was I was sitting here watching a movie and du I don't care if your bra is off. You know, you don't have to show your boobies. yeah You just got to show your face. Just your face, your face. Not to be fair. My bra is off to face. Mine's off. I don't know. all you No bra here. Always often Amy's around.
03:59:30
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and so right i Almost forgot any was even here. What's up, Amy? Hey, what's up? What without? She's been so quiet dude, I don't sure it's sweet this screen all the time. She's a Sweet sweet southern Belle, but don't piss her off and then she won't be quiet stood come on up What up beast mode
03:59:59
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that's funny I literally just texted him. I literally just got done texting him. Tell him to get over here and he's here. with me ah damn likegie I'm always keen to see you. I want you to come up tonight and go hide. At least come up here and make fun of Jeff.
04:00:19
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yeah by the way yeah course where's your lo one if anybody's going to agree with me that free will is only and illusion it's going to be a i hope she comes up here and tell you you're fucking dead on the the the the the the
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know um nos she's under contract
04:00:51
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yeah then allow for her to come up does the simulation allow for it yes we're in the fucking renatrix according to blaze jesus christ no i didn't know i mean anymore no no know ah well i did not out go there i did not hold up i did not make an argument for hard solipsism i did not i did not make an argument for solipsism at all at all we have to be we have to be in the matrix because only computers make somebody that fucking white i am binary just saying
04:01:28
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um oh and I heard that about you. I heard you were by an area I was brought to this meeting through Chaka and lazy now fuck lady and this is my amy everybody i think this the first time i've seen on the panel but you've been here in the comments before i was I Was on panel one floor remember I was barbecuing more people like us now. I know. You're not the only one. You're not alone in the world anymore. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. You've never been on my panel before. What the fuck, bro? What the fuck? It's because you suck. I came on your panel. That's a good point. You weren't aware. I had to clean the screen afterwards. It was a mess, but
04:02:28
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things got down there. Leggy's like, she's got real friends now. We're not. We're not your color. You're my friend. You're not friends of the best friends. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. Our cult is complete. Leggy lady, if you like baby shark, we'd be best friends. So,
04:02:52
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we were we were tipping and you're like a guy wears a mask in his car by himself through no i wear masks when i'm hiking on the trails in the
04:03:04
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same difference he wants to keep the bears safe from covid that or we can't say that ah and doesn't like maybe can about never mind no fuck a couple weeks ago we got our stream pulled for talking about fog in people getting sick from fog literally you fucking serious yeah you don't west around acycl fo would you magic what you put in the
04:04:04
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old is that's 100% true. only That's why we also stream on X and rumble because that's right excellent we got backups. No, not John Carper's fog. My fog. I've got fog in the background. ah Your fog, I guarantee your fog smells like weed. Probably does. I have no doubt in my mind. We talked about my fog. I was like, well, I do live by Portland. So yeah.
04:04:32
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My fault smells like cheap cigarettes. Who lives by Portland? High five. I do. i like I miss. I miss the P and&W. I so miss the P&W. Did you just virtually high five? I miss being back home. I did. specific Don't fucking judge us. I did. High five. Fuck you, Joe. Amy and I virtually stomp bump all the time. That's true.
04:04:56
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and know sam a You're a I thought yeah i would have have a hand so I would grab a handful that hamburger meat on the front of his chest and rip it the **** off. I love that **** i've never think of everyone
04:05:29
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that's the second that's the sequel to hard time time machine i've never seen the second firstgrades nice should watching the one yeah the first one was pretty production it's good ah second that you but i don't like much because john like wasn't and can we all virtually punch lazy jedi in the face that seems rude, but would you do that Oh, it hardly didn't even fucking skip a beat. You didn't even finish your sentence. He was already throwing. No hesitation motherfucker. I feel like you run his... He was already going to do it. You just said it out loud. It's all satire though, people. We can't beat up the handicap. It's against the law. So we can't really actually punch him. This is outrageous. Oh wait, I'm handicapped. I can beat him. I'll fuck him. Are we going to pretend? You know what? You know what?
04:06:18
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i need to speak to you guys get glick back up here i need to speak to your manager i mean like with stick an i and okay game right lazy does look like there doesn't he ah some i got something i got something return to send sit like dick and eat my asshole you son some bitches
04:06:40
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but what baby
04:06:44
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I need to speak to you guys. Get Glick back up here. I need to speak to your manager. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. the fifth Oh, he's a government plant. We talked about this on your show last night, Harley. Dad, we know that we're going to watch. Wait, wait, we talked on my panel last night. We did. They deleted your memory. I don't remember ending the stream. Yeah, I was. But I mean, it was my thousand sub fucking panel. So, you know, it was worth it. It was a lot of fun. Just all that. Even though you don't remember it, it was a lot of fun.
04:07:40
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So what what time do you go live on Fridays?
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8 p.m. Central Time. 8 Central. OK, so that's seven. but That's an hour before me over here. Yeah, you're way. I do enjoy it when you when you're when you end yours. I do enjoy it when you come over. That's pretty cool. I know. Maybe we'll have to do a joint stream one of these days. That would be cool, too. That would be cool. Yeah, joint stream.
04:08:09
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i heard all i heard me moving point cream like yeah yeah Yeah, we got it we're gonna cross the streams and then we're gonna get we're gonna we're gonna get glow-in-the-dark condoms We can have a lightsaber fight they all dude. That would be so I'm gonna film it Your black eye lazy and Amy just say ah moving on Oh, because when you see my lightsaber, you're going to punch me in the eye because you're self-threatening. Is that it? Is that it? No, because I'm probably going to stumble and fall because it'll be dark. and I'll run into you.
04:08:50
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and we on that so popular please got no fall eastbo won't call out here and Can you have 10 up here? Yeah. We're only at five. Let's not get too ambitious.
04:09:06
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No, because the free you can only have six. So a beast mode came up and then somebody else wanted to come up, they wouldn't be able to. always so counts as four These guys are high roll. Well, that's a good point there. This is a high roller status. They got all 10 slots to fill. They like getting all 10 slots. Harley dad likes to have his slots filled, I know. Who doesn't? I know, right?
04:09:30
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yeah that's I aht know why it's taking forever. even now the Should I turn my street light off so it's not an extra light? Oh, yes. That woman, I kid you not, she she has a studio because she has ah her own chair and she the one day she's like, is it bright enough? I don't even have any lights on. It was like daylight. Because of the. Devices. White
04:10:17
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oh ah because she oh medicine ah for that like nice she go my shit's fucked up is it yeah your show was there' own medicine that i've heard i'm not putting the camera on um I just need to hear that voice. I don't I don't need exactly. I'll be back. All we need is that. All we need is that Yeah. Just keep talking. Lazy, you want to build a bridge? Never mind. I felt moved. I felt moved by Blaze's practical big and, you know, so I thought I'd better pop up and see how it's going. Yay! Well, give him a day. The old high plays.
04:11:05
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ah So, Loege, I just met you and this like this might sound a little weird, but can I record your voice to talk me to sleep at night? Your voice is amazing. I love your voice. you you know i clear the when you're like yeah that is weird You're not the first person to say that either. when When I get over to Europe, I'm going over to Leggy's house and I'm going to have her read Harry Potter to me. You have you have some competition. with That's amazing. Yes. nothing yeah you be tiny d Can you just say goodnight, Harley? No, I'm just kidding. I don't want to make it weird. late but that's like fun make it weird's hard you got there
04:11:47
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up and i I fucked up. Fair enough. I've got my cup of tea. I'm just chilling. I don't have a chance of meeting Stephen Fry but because but Leggy can be an alternative for reading Harry Potter. You can try. Leggy, Leggy, what kind of tea do you drink? What kind of tea do you drink? I'm currently drinking Earl Grey with a splash of milk in it. Oh, I love that Earl. grey or aerrow gray it seemed it seemed different well no i was seriously asking i i didn't sorry tomato tomato i'm just kidding at that photo actually on a profile it look almost a normal color
04:12:31
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I know. I'm assuming you have a filter on. like is it Not at all. I think I don't know. I don't know if it's the Elgato camera or what it is. But at the end of the day, there are plenty of replays of my mug you know and you with your glowing dark banter. It's become a thing, you know? It's like staring into the sun.
04:12:54
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we' go blind don't want to do it, but alright where you want to do it. blow things it like you want to it's It's like watch. It's like car accident. You can't look away. It's like Jesus Christ. said why is smoke after everything I feel that. I feel that. So what's been happening because I haven't spoken. Oh, and I will tell you that since last year. In fact, did you know that the color blue didn't exist until Gargamel stumbled upon the Smurf Village in 1800?
04:13:27
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That's when Blue was discovered. That's when Garbage Smell discovered it. I'm still lazy, isn't it? It's a joke from the Smurfs film Garbage Smell Nevermind. I never watched the Smurfs movies, but the the cartoon... movies The movie sucks because... Hank Azaria's in it, it's not that bad.
04:13:53
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It's not that. No, no, no, no. The movies suck compared to the old fucking cartoons because the old cartoons were so much better than the movies nowadays. They're little people that live in mushroom houses. How fucked up were those creators? I absolutely love Neil Patrick. in mine i love I love Neil Patrick Harris, but I absolutely hate the new Smurf movies. I didn't like how they were weirdly CGI.
04:14:24
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No, because I feel like I feel like this should be come back in here. What's your friend? You know, you should watch. thats You're back in heat. You know, and there was only there was only one girl smurf in the whole fucking village. oh Well, that's because she was created by Gargamel. They were all male. Gargamel.
04:14:53
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greet her i did oh ninetyty night but you know the fucking war the the the the moon that's why they called it papa i'm just saying he was the abstein stay on the i popy she called him daddy you and daddy sort of i wow i don't know bepo well get your eyebox
04:15:24
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the what up me and we do my dis guy It's almost inevitable at this point midnight, that's who it is. Yes. Oh, you did. Okay. I just, I couldn't remember a name, but sorry. The smurf, the smurf for commies and the new ones fucking along that shit.
04:15:46
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I feel like you're all pretty well versed in the Smurfs like more so than you should be. I'm a little bit concerned. like yeah but Don't be concerned. Don't be concerned. You gotta remember though, I mean, and you're the you're roughly the same age as we are when we grew up. There was only like fucking three channels. I love of the Smurfs is the only thing you're worried about. I'm good.
04:16:16
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I don't really remember this for being on TV when I was a kid. My exposure to it's been from having kids and having to watch the film. How are you? I jesus oh TV may have been different over here though, Jeff. I don't remember. I don't remember it being on the TV over here. And I think it's like, is it not from like Finland or something originally? Is it not like? I believe so. naian Or something originally, but I don't, I don't believe it was in on the TV. here you did plays I can see you trying to talk. I didn't think it ever sounded better, but testing our lip reading skills. yeah I think Smurf originally from Germany was Belgium, Belgium, somewhere in Europe.
04:17:02
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<unk> water I've been spending too much time with fucking Americans, right? but but papa surf a geography papa surr american uppa smurf who was like a cartoon rendition of karl marx and ah you know go mean what excited you come up here and it's working a bit right a year ago i would been slaing someone if they had got funland mixed up when belgium and said ah yeah knew it was someone i'd been s sleeping someone but I've been spending much fucking time yes doesn't say cause you're the fifth
04:17:55
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set las it we know you're smart the more you drink that bourbon the less big words you should use though you wanna put your teeth back and anybody not again all not wrong not wrong not loging wrong ah touch The drunker he gets the more I can try to convince him to agree with me it's not gonna work there's enough alcohol on the planet Because it I love the guy but he's one of the stubbornest motherfuckers I've ever met I'm not stubborn. I'm not stubborn. I'm I'm actually very opposite of stubborn
04:18:30
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have blazon who's really smart and jeff is kind of dumbmp because he just said stubbornness um hey i have a western education so yes fair enough i'm ah i'm a pride in the public school too so but i don't think hard i i admit i'm a dumb fucking red neck so oh i'm I'm a dumbass. on the I admit it. No, we know that's not true.
04:18:57
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aren you are you meant to smart aren i'm smarter than c guyam I'm smarter than a table. than That was, that was, that was Michael Bathurst. That would joke. Yeah. It was Bathurst. That would joke. That was, I was men's a smart, men's a smart, men's a smart, but men's I'm smarter than a goddamn table.
04:19:24
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the the
04:19:31
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made for the yeah i know what mr the apology for the joke was pretty good ah fuck men's men'sey i hate with na andsza i god damn it this is latin for table but the menzza organization no talking about it of course it's men saw not men's but they label on bathroom now, men's and women yeah e in s a the inside and so and he recovers. Ladies and gentlemen, got just funny bone. no yeah I want to open a restaurant.
04:20:06
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Can somebody explain, can somebody explain to these, to these people what Menza is? What you mean these people? Can somebody get, play can somebody get Blaze a crumpet for his tea that he's sipping on? I do. I was going to do a shot with him. but yeah not drew fast that Too fat. It was this much at the bottom of a shot glass because he's been sipping it for three hours. and then And then he had a chaser with the water. I did. I did.
04:20:35
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ah orange vaina that wasn't that wasn't water he was he was drinking his own tears they go say he was chasing a vodka okay toow whiky chasing the voka all hold up all don't take it I'm waiting for you buddy. I'm waiting for it I don't have no fancy highbrow shit like you might just fucking shitty black velvet, but it's all gravy, baby. It all gets the job done in the end. It does.
04:21:05
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there was a good to see you again yours Amy nice to meet you leggy Jeff good to see you again fuck you lazy but I had out in my mouth you know walk a bit yeah and is that would you call it now is alcohol ah boom ah when he's not on the show he calls him Bob what and bob carley dad said why what you call it
04:21:37
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alcohol was in your mouth OK, I get it now. Now that you walked it back, I get it. Hey, Jeff, would you have to explain the joke? not I know.
04:21:51
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needs ladiesy i trying to explain to them before you came it yeah used very quickly jackie deaf is jeff has just stepped into jenna visi's shoes no everything's been explained oh that's why he's got blazing right next to him he's hoping some of the brain rubs off on him i think jeff got two brain cells fighting for third place right now but no no um all the brain cells got participation trophies Nobody's talking about yeah right ah Oh, no, I would never talk shit about Jeff But I was trying to explain to them before you came up here that you quickly have become one of my favorite people on YouTube and I don't know how to
04:22:36
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how to explain our relationship hu um vote lazy and i play off each other so fuck do well like they're being minus the
04:22:54
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but i mean so and many if you forgive me lazy and vbo dennis just fucking No, I actually feel bad for beast mode because we kind of Well, he deserves it leaves me ah oh yeah we're the fifth don't give him the problems of being the meat come on that's go to go to his fucking head ah he's beyond going a halfbeen tict tac
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if
04:23:31
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fuck oh really home somebody
04:23:36
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Oh, Jeff's getting sexy. I think I got this Jeff off. Well, you guys are talking about a man-eat sandwich.
04:23:44
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You're dope for it. Jeff is arising to the occasion. OK, and YouTube's going to one, copyright strike. Actually, no, that because that is not copyrighted. I checked it before I put it on there. Oh, look at you doing your due diligence, Jeff.
04:24:05
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Yeah, we've learned our lesson. Jokes on you. You can only dance on thin ice so much.
04:24:19
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How many subs are you guys up to now? all else these 309. All right. Cool. You guys are definitely building. Oh yeah. Hey, but you know what? That's a very that's a very good, uh, uh, uh, uh, point to make. Hey, everybody liked and subscribe and hit that notification bell. and I hit the like button twice. so that count i was about to see about as always at all mar on times The moment, the moment you hit that notification bell, that'll make Jeff's balls tingle.
04:24:50
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ah you have no idea mu why i You're gonna say it's gonna make his balls drop i was like oh i me you talking about jeff jeff balls won't drop oh wait on that yeah then his voice will lower right That's because they're stubborn <unk>e and they're stubborn or this stubbornness just and He's got the stubbornest balls ever
04:25:18
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You should hear me **** sing. I can break the glass, baby. I can't imagine but I don't want to. They can cut glass of them hard **** nipples too. Anyway, don like I wanted him to go, wait, what? Y'all make it grow like Glicks. You're excited. You should feel he's good. Hey, what the **** is Glick doing? Why is it he hanging out? He's I know he was, but I'm saying he know he was driving but like lazy guy i was with him. They're home now. He wants to go visit his boyfriend down in Indiana. um lazy getting on me He's cheating. Oh God. You know, I'll be right back. I got to make a phone call.
04:26:01
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what's my phone ringing
04:26:06
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i lead dad Are you with Glick? Be honest. I thought you were calling me for the meeting call. Behind the rest area. Glick gli is known for hanging out behind the rest area. You know, I'm just kidding. I told you, he's got a with his skill level, he has to up his prices, though. Five dollars is way too cheap. He's anyway. Yeah. 20 bucks. 20 bucks is 20 bucks. Hold up. He charges you five. Fuck me. God damn it. but Well, how much do you charge? First date.
04:26:48
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yeah a all you know exist jeff it's pesos lazy were you there when i got today ends on the radio like donated a hundred canadian to me last night and i was like no fuck that's awesome thank you so much for the thirty three fucking american dollars man or some shit like that it was pretty good had to be there i don't remember that part no It was you remember I gave you two super chance I Remember you giving me that super hawk to oh, but I don't remember the super chats. Oh, yeah, it was yeah, I remember Hello Amanda meet foot Amanda meet foot Amanda's fucking awesome What up Amanda? Amy Amy I heard much from you. What's up? Oh
04:27:42
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ah that's true oh my gosh leg me and i'm the worst offender i'll just start blabbering whenever i want to terrible im pay that's what i'm saying you know amy amy lege you got to like I mostly just pipe up when I have like a nice one liner or something. thing on that i'm just getting sarah there ready to go i used I used to do that and then Glick expected more of me. So we have to blame Glick for this? Fuck it up!
04:28:31
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fuck you dad
04:28:47
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i Will I will have to admit that I I I made this I made that background. That was all me. Yeah No, it is cool ass background though. Hey, you know what? I had like five minutes to fucking make it because I realized Jeff was making one. I was like god damn it Five minutes to make it in the under us because you want to masturbate too. Okay, fair enough.
04:29:11
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yep but state your message Like three hours before the show saying i'm good you sit No, you said set up the studio you didn't say like get the the fucking Thumbnail said or anything like that. I'm like, okay. I'm sitting here waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm like oh ay You know what I love the most about Amy Hope real quickly. Do you know what? I love the most about Amy no matter how many people are talking. She always hears my fucking jokes.
04:29:38
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That's great. She laughs at him. She gives me that sympathy laugh. Makes me feel better. Go ahead, ladies. Alright. Sometimes you're genuinely funny. Thank you, Shock. Occasionally. Okay. You guys, I don't mean to sound like conspiracy test here. Damn it. Anyway. So, can we block Chaka? I don't want him to hear what I'm about to say. Let's do it. Chaka, I will.
04:30:07
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so shock my will But you have but you have to you have to agree to coming up on a pretty first movie trip. What plays? No, this is not the time for that. This is important. This is this is my time. Not your time. Our fucking network. Jesus Christ. What the fuck? i was Go ahead. Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
04:30:36
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well everybody shut the fuck up and let lazy speak by you guys don't realize cha has been grooming all of us we're all oh right meeting because of cha ah he's creating a network of different youtubers i don't know what his ultimate plans will be but we just need to be on high alert the owner I mean, I got, I of the got, I know, but I only went to Arkansas because of, yeah, that's true. The Arkansas was definitely a result of me doing chocolate. And then I met beast mode. And then I think, yeah, you through beast mode and Arkansas. I'm either way organization going on and we all need to be aware of it. What do you mean by stream though, chocolate? I was born.
04:31:31
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Born in 84, so I don't remember much of the 80s. I was born in 85, so I don't either. You young fuckers. You were born in 84. Fuck, you've had a rough life, haven't you?
04:31:45
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of the night the la guy fifty eight oh i know yeah yeah What's funny? Is it so true? Sick of a leg. You're sick of it. Get him. Fuck that Harley dead guy.
04:32:01
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That actually hurt. That hurt my last feeling. I'm going to go cry in the fetal position in the corner now. Hey, all I'm going to say is Leggy is a smarter person than I, and she could probably really... Jeff all the time. I would listen to it all the time. I think that's a big accomplishment. I was going to say, Harley, dad's doing a pretty good job of it. I do.
04:32:26
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ah and i was a to was to act like that's a big accomplish makes it pretty easy um much jeff is now jim is jeff is the lay I'm gonna come back on my phone we'll walk under it I'm like Eminem I take the piss out of myself so nobody can do it to me just say there you go that's right attitude
04:32:58
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And I rap. Not really. Look at me. I'm as white as can be in a hangout in clouds because I'm owning this, OK? I'm owning this. And you know what, Shaka? I fucking mad respect homie, dude. Mad respect. I agree. Not to mention, he shows us cool apps that we can use to create more shit. He's not just entertaining. He's very useful. He knows how to do everything. He's amazing. Yeah.
04:33:22
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this mother like but you like how you jack guy having a pay of you jack for being so awesome me son of a bitch i dis i I disagree with Shaka on a lot of points, but I agree with Shaka on the whole community. It's dope as fuck.
04:33:41
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Who is... Oh, wait. He dropped down and just came you back. Oh, okay. He came back on my phone. and back on my phone um But Jeff, your, your theory doesn't really work because you still leave plenty for us to work with, you know, take this out of yourself. Okay. Fair enough. That was kind of the, the position I applied for when Glick and I decided to start the network. Was that downward facing dog or wait, what? but My favorite. Wait, did you say it's downward facingcing dog or dommer- facing dog dog? Cause both of them are. away i'm both I said downward, but you hear what you want, brother.
04:34:21
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you you know if the
04:34:30
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but say i like meeting communities like this where we can all joke around and nobody fucking sensitive i mean everybody everybody gets but there's nothing worse than someone who can dish her outat but can't fucking teach you about right ye and ragggie leg buck take lazy lazy you take it like a man ley dishes the fuck out and then she she takes it too the fifth i think i'm more inclined to take the pe myself than anybody else' to be fair like i think you've got but the thing is that the people there are people on here that own themselves
04:35:02
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way too seriouslyious and that's right i mean yeah freakggin gray is and got cha guy jimmy but how do we please can we please stop bringing tony up in
04:35:19
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the the the
04:35:24
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take um which' comment three times they're on the dance court i'm just saying i did i did i im very proud of you on how i actually wasn't it i wasn't ient and and indeed i know you weren't aiming at anybody in particular but i yeah i did that he know The most ironic thing is he didn't even enter my mind when I said it. like He wasn't even on my radar when you said when i when I said it.
04:35:53
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I know! He wasn't on your radar! He was on my radar! He was on my radar! He was on my radar! He was on my radar! That sounds oddly sexual! I'm going to think that I had aimed that at him and that wasn't the case at all!
04:36:13
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you know but No, I only said it. Now that you've drawn my attention to it, it does sound like that's what I was going to do. I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to. I I'm just saying because I thought i caught one of his lies earlier tonight when I was like setting shit up and I was getting ready for this live and I'm like, oh, let me sit here. And for some reason I logged on to this network. Let's love Amy.
04:36:42
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and uh well he was already alive and i was like oh we catch this shit for a moment that's all i'm saying bye amy love you girl i don't even follow any of these shit anymore to be honest i'm not even aware that he's going live when he's not i don't blame you
04:37:02
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but m yeah anyway Moving swiftly along. amy good having you up here i'm sorry you didn't have a lot of say I feel sorry for the other folk on the panel that have no idea like the backstory or what the fuck we're talking about. ah They don't give a shit. They don't give a shit. I'm just here to make fun of Jeff.
04:37:23
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yes that's what I'm here for. too love Dude, it's a very shallow pool. of people that don that is it That is literally why I invite. I mean, if you look in the description of this show, it is about making fun of Jeff. Yeah. What can I say? I'm not slutty. I'm just popular. Exactly.
04:37:47
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Matter of fact, if you look in the description, you can find all our links by a link. Look at you did their links by the other The other links do that has all the links. It's like link conception. It does. Hey, hey, that's that's all I got right. That is all like oh right. so So is the chewing the fat part where we're picking on Jeff? Is that what you mean? He's not that fat, though. I don't have any fat.
04:38:19
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I know how I was looking. I was like, Oh, that's me and blaze. Nevermind. truly i literally me won seventy Jeff. They got the, on his body that was his believe the brain there he a about to he missed the opportunity to say, but I've got a big fat cock, but he missed the opportunity. Well, he doesn't want to lie. be honest that's not all All I'm going to say is all nobody's inspecting it. Do you know what I'm saying? Like nobody's like checking.
04:38:48
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um know play this ladiess dragon not thinking about other people car there yeah I think I protest too much, sir. five yeah I think Leggy is embarrassed that she's got a small God For the record, lady apparently. I'm really embarrassed that I don't have one at all. I mean, lady was the one that was thinking about Jeff Cox apparently. But I've still got bigger balls than all of you, so. Oh, yeah. Facts. Facts. We'll point out that lady is the one that was thinking about Jeff Cox though, so. It's her screen saver.
04:39:36
Speaker
It's just bouncing around from... Jeff's cork. Jeff's cork. Jeff's cork is in my mind. You're just saying, right? No, no, Jeff's going to have that in his mind. And he's going to be thinking about that. Do you know what I mean? Oh, no. I'm making that screensaver. I'm going to send it to you so you can use it. I just have a feeling. How do we get this to happen? Six o'clock in the morning. Ping, ping.
04:40:05
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ye It's that feeling of Jess Cochran through her mind. It'd be a pretty short trip. That's all I'm saying. Shaka. Shaka every Friday night. Like a daydream. 810 Eastern time. Yes. Yes. We're doing what what what are we doing next week for movies? You said they're they're horror or not horror but uh. Whores wait what? Horror. Wait horror movies.
04:40:35
Speaker
so we're just color lazy jedi lazy jedi's home movie I'm trying to let you do a shameless plug, you prick. Jesus. Pick up what I'm dropping down. So, wait, what do you want him to plug? Wait a minute. I wasn't planning on plugging anything but this Friday. Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah. This Friday, we're going to have a cup of three
04:41:03
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series so Yeah, cool. Sounds like a long ass time. that didn't rain yeah I'm too drunk. Gonna be a long stream. I'm too drunk. That's what she said. Fuck right. As long as you thought you'd write the hip play. Are the details a secret? Are we supposed to wait until Friday to find out what they are or are you? No, it's just like.
04:41:28
Speaker
i'm I'm just too drunk to do shit right now. He's got to finish shooting him. He's got to finish shooting him first. He's got a bit too much tea. No trumpets to absorb the alcohol.
04:41:41
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so performance
04:41:46
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that's i all Alrighty then. but I love you. egie my leggie leggie leggie I love you. and I love you. finger I love you but **** you too. It's so good.
Emotional Support and Humor
04:42:01
Speaker
It's a love hate relationship. You know, it happens. Blaze, this was you though. You're like, I'm too drunk. My hood will protect me. You mean fear? It's a emotional sport hoodie. Yeah, you're right. My hoodie. My hoodie is my shield.
04:42:21
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yeah i don't i don't hate i just make jeff look stupid that's all i no but again you you see it like its doesn com someone said is a lover a four year old who can do that buddy
04:42:49
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Okay, I just want to give everybody running class my stomach hurts I'm Oh You're smarter than Jeff dude high five all Smarter than well again, that's never Which means you passed the third grade buddy? I'm just saying I
04:43:13
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you You almost did, Jeff. You were a week away from graduating. Jeff, before you got caught with that fucking B and E, man, you would have done it. I was pulling for you, bro. And it's not all you're pulling. Oh, yeah, I don't have my tweezers, so that's all I'm pulling. And again, 20 bucks is 20 bucks. I am not mad at 20 bucks. I'm just We could split it in a row. Wait, that's eight and 12, right?
04:43:42
Speaker
Exactly. look He didn't finish third grade. I could get 12 from that 20 and split it half an hour. yeah yeah lord Oh, we're not done yet. Uh, I'm going to show us to him. Yeah. after health i'm gonna bone so i'm gonna um'm gonna dep out um That's right. You are in the future.
04:44:11
Speaker
you know while you later. So, I thought I'd pop up and have a good rest of your night. Nice to meet you. You too. Later. I also, I did want to point out, Blazon, that you lied because there's no links in the description. I would have to copy and paste. They're not actual links. I don't know how to do that. Did they not go properly? Damn it, Blaze. I need to speak to Glick again. Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Where's your manager?
04:44:37
Speaker
Oh, the links in in your mom. Which I mean, obviously, people can just copy and paste this. Jeff just got it. Copy and paste. God damn it. Fuck. Oh, shit. I got to explain that the beast mode too, because he's got his merch link like that. You can't click on it. And I was like, you need that as a link. He's like, how do I do that? And I was like, I'll walk you through it later, because it's really fucking simple. It says add link right underneath where you have a beast mode.
04:45:07
Speaker
Uh, no, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm kind of upset because I could have sworn I fucking posted four hours and 43 minutes in right the perfect time to fix it. Jeff doesn't look so dumb now, does he? I can read a clock. I don't know. Jeff, if dumb he's the one to point out. He's like, I'm clicking the link. It's not working. I'm just clicking and clicking.
04:45:31
Speaker
get help some I put them in late. All you got to do is copy and paste. Go fuck yourself. That's all you got to do, people. Just copy and paste. Well, let's take a real quick break. I'm going to make later. We're taking a break. Where are we taking a break to? where we taking like I got to go to the ATM and get 20 bucks. Yeah, you do. I get 40. I'll owe you. OK. I charge interest, though. OK. We can work that out later.
04:46:00
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but you think but we're going to be right back. I'm going to play a little black top mojo. I haven't played this song a long time and I love this song. We're going to play a little wicked woman. Jeff's gay.
04:46:11
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a
04:48:44
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hey Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No man, like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp cheddar combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese baby.
04:49:10
Speaker
All right, well, let me just take one of these lighters, and I'm gonna borrow your bug spray, and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? ah Yeah, bathroom key, all right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back, and that'll be 1362, and I'm gonna have to have exact same, so we're in a coin shortage at the moment.
04:49:37
Speaker
Whatever, man, okay. Just that. the fuck is a corn shortage what the fuck
04:50:30
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Oh shit, Chuck!
04:51:41
Speaker
back yeah who are you What the name of that song? That is Wicked Woman by Blacktop Mojo. It is on Spotify by the way. Blacktop Mojo was one of the first bands that allowed the nonsensical network to, well, nonsensical nonsense to play their music. We contacted them within our fourth episode and they said, yeah, by all means, go for it. And then we interviewed them a couple of months later.
04:52:13
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so i
04:52:17
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But don't forget everybody, scrolling at the body of the screen, bio dot.lake slash nonsensical network, or you can go to the description and copy and paste, apparently.
04:52:29
Speaker
But apparently Lazy Jedi is on his way to Blake, me right now. I don't know what he's trying to say. Is he going to suck your dick or my dick? I don't know. It depends on what Jeff's definition of Blake is. Cause that's what he said. We're taking a Blake and I don't know. What I do in the privacy of my own home is up to me. Hey, you put it out on public internet, bro. That's on you.
04:53:07
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i agree ah can't send you no more tiktoks its upetting
04:53:14
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ah i'm sure i'm sure nikki' like oh that's okay no but nii if nicki made everything i send her on tiktok She would be as big as a house because all I send her is food porn.
04:53:32
Speaker
I send her food porn and drink porn all the time. Oh geez, she's so sad. No, you're not. You're not sad at all.
Food Videos and Emotional Responses
04:53:48
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If you are really sad, then I'm sad for you being sad.
04:53:53
Speaker
Well, why are people sad? What's going on? What'd you do, Jeff? i can't anymore ah Because TikTok has really made some people upset. Yeah, I know. I mean, I can still use it. You can still use it? Really? I'm in Mexico.
04:54:13
Speaker
dick You boys like Mexico? Oh, Jesus, Jeff. Somebody get him a lollipop. Yeah. I don't know about lollipops. I'm a tequila worm. Man. I hang with the worms in Mexico. I'm just saying. Not the ones that come in your drink. i'm wait Wait. They come in your drink in Mexico? Wait a minute. I don't remember when I go to Mexico. That's how Jeff gets his protein.
04:54:43
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No wonder he's so skinny.
04:54:48
Speaker
They never said I was good at it. I'm just kidding. Oh, man. Oh, shit. Oh, Jeff, you little killer bitch. All right, I must love chocolate. Be safe, brother. Make sure everybody goes home tonight. Or in the morning, I guess.
04:55:11
Speaker
Blaze, how are you? I am drunk right now. I'm so drunk. How high are you?
04:55:22
Speaker
I think Blaze just said shotgun, right? How high are you? I'm not high. I'm drunk as fuck, right? No, he's drunk. i like I like drunk Blaze. I gotta be honest. ah He's reached almost the same grade level as Jeff.
04:55:38
Speaker
the I've seen you for a year. I've seen you seriously high and I've seen you seriously drunk. Alright, then what's the difference? Then what's the difference, man? Right there is man. Right there is man. You sound more stoned when you're drunk. way That's the weird part. You sound more stoned when you're drunk. Exactly. And you know what? I like drunk Blaze so I have a present for him. You're sexy and I wanna fuck you. Let me ride that dick.
04:56:17
Speaker
ah oh i'm in ah the joke I was going to make was gonna say he's also seen you sweaty and extremely satisfied. We weren't going to talk about that, but that's okay. Anyway, really dad i got a be I got a video for you too, Harley. Oh, for coffee, fat pig.
04:56:45
Speaker
what the hell, lady? Lady, I thought we were getting along great. You said you liked her voice. Well, that's hilarious. I just feel sad for you tonight. Alright, Blaze. You said we're doing a shot, right, Blaze? Let's go. There you go. I want that too. You're trying to kill Blaze on his own stream. Peer pressure. Peer pressure. Peer pressure. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
04:57:14
Speaker
My laugh is not anything. No, no, no, no. When you seriously start laughing, you giggle like a schoolgirl. It's fucking
Drunken vs. Stoned Comparisons
04:57:22
Speaker
adorable. Whoa, Jeff. There's a lot of passion behind that. You have no idea. That was a little awkward. I'm not going to lie. It was a little awkward. How are you saying I want to fucking relax? Don't know.
04:57:34
Speaker
I feel, I feel as though my man has been raped.
04:57:41
Speaker
um my say Hey, 20 bucks to 20 bucks. right and everybody twenty but I ain't got 20 bucks though. I hit the ATM. I can spot you. I'm already spotting Harley dad. So I can eat it. I got it. So we're all headed to Jeff's and he's Jeff's going to get fucking 60 bucks tonight and he's got a big smile on his face. Well, we'll have a smile on our face. like No, I'm just kidding. Jeff. I all around oh yeah harley that's gonna show me house like what big son of a bitch here's the shot check you stick in room i but jeff i don't like skinny I will give you a shot Anyway, um are we doing it? I knew it. Cheers, y'all.
04:58:29
Speaker
you are mind what are you trying to say what did you do on saturday
04:58:44
Speaker
and red is she's getting three dollars margaritas shit if I'm the pinnacle of your Saturday night, that's about it. You need to reevaluate your life decisions. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. then you I mean, I can't say too much because I'm here hanging out with you. So I ain't getting a $3. That's a bargain. If I'm the pinnacle of your booze night and you might want to reinsert yourself. Hey, and that's that's a real. Yeah, you got it. You have to reinsert when it falls out. No, but do you have to never? Yeah, you do. No, you don't have to. I mean, what if you're already done? I mean, I mean, we can we can go with Jeff. You have the free will to do it. I mean, do it. Well, if we're going with Jeff's, if we're going with Jeff's up,
04:59:42
Speaker
thing on that that soon as he sees the vagja get in he sees the gable wonders and he finds his treasure me ah do same
04:59:59
Speaker
ah little long cancel at this point the I just I just reached 1000 subs on my channel.
Audience Engagement and Subscriber Milestone
05:00:08
Speaker
Thanks for getting me cancelled the tonight. Y'all. It's been a great time. You're welcome. It's been a great fun time. You know what? It's the better to walk away when you're on top. That's what I'm saying here. I thought you were just talking about reinserting. I thought you were talking about reinserting. Now, you want to walk away? You said you were done. I didn't say I was done. It's like I cancelled. But you'll know when I'm done, you'll feel, never mind. If you're on top, long enough.
05:00:31
Speaker
You won't be able to. that Yeah, we're in a real sticky situation here, guys. Not yet, but we're working on it. Yeah, the bridges I burn light the way all that's fucking amazing. I love that thing. That is fucks awesome. Now, wait, weren't we talking about building the bridge earlier? Anyway, move on. um no Yeah, we were talking about. I made decepttion i think it's just I'm building the bridge.
05:00:58
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ah well
05:01:01
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they that takes news That's fake news fake news. That's fake news. whys it point in my streetlight what the fuck That's
05:01:22
Speaker
That's fake news. That's fake news. That's fake news. That's fake news Uh huh. I mean, easy. His streamlights, his streetlights were brighter by the way. And for the record, it's really not a streetlight. It's just lazy hanging out on a pole up there. He's sitting on top of the pole. Hey, that's my butthole. It shines like a light. Shine bright like a diamond. The only time you ever see me, on a lot
05:02:00
Speaker
with oh I don't know why there's four crazy wounds watching this, but we appreciate y'all being here. yeah absolutely i on no Yeah, I got the phone. I got the laptop. go I got the tablet going. So I'm three of those viewers. And I'm the other one. Huge, huge bonus. Huge bonus. Just jump the fuck off.
05:02:26
Speaker
say huge jonah
05:02:32
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That's worth 20 bucks. Sit and spend, motherfucker. Wait, you don't even have to sit and spend. It spends on its own. Exactly. I like it. Just set it and forget it. We call it shake and bake. Shake and bake.
05:02:54
Speaker
Oh, that's horrible. we're We're bad people. You still got an hour left? Why are we bad people? How are we bad people? Who the fuck did that? Yeah, Jeff. What the fuck is that rain cloud you're bringing to the party? This is what you're- You still got an hour left? This is what I want you to do. Any questions? I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck what you want me to do.
Authoritarianism and Evolution Humor
05:03:22
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I have a feeling right now, Blaze, that we could get you to do whatever we wanted.
05:03:26
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I bet you're good. I can do whatever. what think i can do your eyes Let's relax and enjoy. wait fears so yeah what jeff See what Jeff to understand is I from anything old i can control this.
05:03:44
Speaker
He doesn't understand. He's going to kick me off panel and make fun of it too much. Bye Jeff.
05:04:19
Speaker
I can teach you the art of backstaging. bla um i i hate authoritarian I hate authoritarianism but god damn it. I can do it. Spell it. You know, back in the day that you did it in 1800 before they discovered the color blue then they were okay with it. They were cool with authoritarianism then. Yeah.
05:04:42
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exactly I had a beast load moment. I thought he kicked me backstage. Okay, I got a question. What did this guy look like in 1700? Whoa. That's impressive. oh Oh, not that question. Never mind. I don't want to know. What did this guy look like in 1700? It was just great. It was just great. But my question is, who was the first guy that went, huh? It's actually Blue.
05:05:13
Speaker
It definitely wasn't somebody who was the who was the first guy that saw a chick and shit out and was like, hmm. Wonder what that tastes like. I'm just saying. I don't know who it was, but I bet he was related to Jeff.
05:05:34
Speaker
i and his great greatg great great yeah see I mean, Jeff's head kind of resembles an egg. and I mean, it all fits. i moving What came first? The chicken or the egg? Jeff's answer. The chicken. Oh, no, no, no, no. No, don't ask that because Blaze has a fucking answer. No, no, the answer. No, I have an answer. The question, the question which came first, the chicken or the egg? Jeff said, well, I did. mom anyway oh No, no, no. Blaze has a question. Blaze has the answer. the The chicken came first because there's certain things found in the egg that can only be produced by the chicken. No, the egg did not come first. No, it did not. I think it's the egg.
05:06:12
Speaker
The chicken came first. It has been scientifically proven. The chicken is came first because there's certain things in the egg that only chickens produce. So if you don't have a chicken, you can't produce. you the The way evolution works is it's the next generation that takes on the new traits. So did you just slap God in the face? It's the son of a bitch. I slapped God in the face. Listen, Jeff, Jeff may have evolved from monkeys, but I didn't. It's not going to be real. It's fucking going to be real. Damn it, Blazin, you stepped on my joke. Shut up, Blazin. Fuck that goddamn guy.
05:06:41
Speaker
But yeah. Did you hear me though, Lazy? It came first. I said that Jeff may have evolved from monkeys, but I didn't.
Content Creation and ZenCastr
05:06:48
Speaker
I know I look more like a monkey than Jeff does, so that makes it even funnier. I didn't mean to tell you to shut up. I mean, Jeff didn't mean to tell you to shut up. Blaze is on your own panel. Jeff is very sorry that you said that. Yeah, Jeff didn't mean it. No, no, you're good. Jeff is definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely. All right, Rayman.
05:07:08
Speaker
seven seventy two match seventy two two thicks seventy two to the to the definitely definitely
05:07:15
Speaker
I'm just laughing so hard because I did the same thing earlier. I'm like, I figured it's not my show. I can't help. can do that blaze the but black That's That's lazy. He's dating schedule or dating a motherfucker. Do you know where you're at? I'm like, oh, now I know. I remember. she thought horror Harley just called me an autistic child man. Fuck you Hey rain man was a fooling girl man. It was rain man. Not rain child um good yeah that it man That's blazin's dating strategy he just risen them with autismism yeah my the
05:07:52
Speaker
that's crazy hey don't fuck my you don't even need to get it for free with digism with the ti I have a feeling sober. Blazin's going to watch this tomorrow and be like, fuck that. How are you, dad, dude? Nope. I hear him last night. i like i have a machineary life Yeah, I don't ever watch rewatch my stuff for 80 pounds. I'm on either. I hate my fucking voice. You know, I do all Saturday nights. Is that because your ADHD kicks in so you can't pay attention for long three minutes, so you can't rewatch the stream or? No, it's because I hate the sound of my own voice.
05:08:30
Speaker
Fair enough. That's the exact same reason I don't. The only reason I do rewatch stream sometimes is when ladies, ladies on, cause I like the sound of his voice, her voice. Wait, what are you identifying as this week? Um, a cloud. Fair enough. White and wet. Nevermind. Yep. You just put in the adjectives. I'm white, wet and ready to burst. i'm laggy I thought you went to town. You're the adjectives. You're you leggy. The agitator, maybe.
05:09:00
Speaker
Oh, even sexier. very you I think lady, I don't think lady likes me. ah Yes. Like, yeah, I do tend to talk a lot and I don't talk to people, especially when I drink and I've apologized for it a million times. So who the fuck I am. So if it bugs you, I apologize. But so leggy, leggy, I love, I love it. I have no problem with lady. I think she's cool. She is very, um, um, what's that word I'm looking for? Uh, confrontational.
05:09:30
Speaker
Yes, which is fine. I have no, I have no problem with her at all. I really don't. And if I'm the reason you dropped down, I, I'm sorry, but again, I am who I am. I'm not going to change now. of Well, but I will do my best to respect the people on panel and try and let them talk. But like I explained to chat with latency and lag, it's really hard for unless everybody to stop talking for 10 seconds each.
05:09:54
Speaker
We're all going to talk over each other at some point. So I do apologize. That's that's not true because you had very, very, very opportunities to try me. You just got to talk over. You could have told me to shut up up here, too, honestly. I mean, you really could have. I just told Blazen to shut up. He runs the fucking panel, allegedly. I don't know. He's the team. He's the team. This is his panel.
05:10:22
Speaker
We can't talk we can't talk over each other. Sorry. Sorry. Go ahead. Fuck all y'all. I'll talk over the fuck I want to. This is Jeff Spann. We're going to shit. Oh, fuck you. be believe i I'm so bad about talking over other people too, and you get me and Harley down in the fucking safe room. It happened. I just can't help it. It happened. I'm not doing much replay. God damn it, Leggy. Yo, shit. Come up here and fucking look, Leggy. Leggy, you have, you have a lot of power. Blazer's in his safe space again. if if if if if if if if
05:11:06
Speaker
but okay that's funny that's funny likey like you was like but like he wants to play like shein't got a word but she but she know he does she has the most amazing accent i love it i do learn again sorry i go ahead
05:11:28
Speaker
you're the only one talking to No. Lazy was talking. I was talking over me. Quit talking over me. sorry I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I pop in. Oh my god. you um If you two, if you do, I'll get out right now. I'm going to drop both. I love when Lazy gets that commanding dad voice. So anyway, move it on. Yeah, it's really erotic. It's very erratic yeah erotic. Erotic, exotic.
05:11:51
Speaker
boom more like iron but what
05:11:57
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oh and rock in the back door with a good one I don't know. second but no no no say I I I kid't already still the over wall who's talking I
05:12:25
Speaker
the I was I was I'm I know I was like no when people get what is wrong with drinking water? No, I know I'm the giving you props for it. You know how many people I see get **** black out drunk and they don't eat lazy. Did you say shot? No, you do say shot blazing. I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't get black out drunk. No, no, I'm not saying you just say I don't fight. Sorry. Yeah, I heard it again. I heard it. Latencies and lag. It's hard not to talk over people.
05:13:11
Speaker
But he just said, I don't like 15 times. Apparently, apparently Harley dad wants to do another shot. Well, I thought that's what we were doing. That's why you're showing your pussy ass chaser water.
05:13:24
Speaker
um you don't have to i'm i'm not fortunate i got pressure he's like i'm going to regret every second of that you don't have to honestly bla he really don' to i don't ever pressure people to drink we but no no except for lazy i press are lazy to drink but he likes it and then that's we have that's what we have our magic time um <unk>s not the only thing under under pressure yeah know he likes that pressure too that's usual
05:13:53
Speaker
He's better like, I'm than going to regret every second of that. He's like, I'm going to regret every second of that. He's like, I'm going to regret every second of that. He's like, I'm going to regret every second of that. He's like, I'm going to regret every second of that. He's like, I'm going to regret every second of that. He's like, I'm going to regret every second of baby that. He's like, I'm going to regret every shark. Okay. Don't don't do it. Don't you **** do it. I'm going to do it. Baby shark. Baby shark. Baby shark. Baby shark. Don't say that. The interest rate on your $20 loan just increased. The fact that that song didn't just get me kicked off panel. You guys are right. It takes a lot to get kicked off this **** panel. Yeah, we're just too lazy and we're just trying to kill out the last hour.
05:14:21
Speaker
yeah last brain cells. Wait, what? Like, like, are you guys strapped to your chairs? Like, you can't leave until like, Oh, we got to say the minutes left. Yeah. yeah goes right i And my shoes and I get tired. I'm like, okay, I'm going to fall. The maximum we can do on when we upload to Zen caster.
05:14:42
Speaker
is six months Zen caster. What the fuck? Zen casters is where we put the audio and it puts it on Spotify and everywhere else. Oh, you guys are on Spotify? You guys are fancy and shit. You guys are big time. Yeah, fuck. I shouldn't. Yeah, we're on like 15 or 20 different podcasting places. OK. Can I ask why Blazin was just very aggressively? That was very aggressive, what you were just doing, Blazin, like what kind of I was kind of kind of turned on by it with you brushing the fuck out
Personal Grooming and Humor
05:15:15
Speaker
of your. but My nipples are so still hard. My nipples are still hard.
05:15:19
Speaker
What did I just do? You were brushing the hell out of your prison pussy, bro. Oh, was. I was. Yeah, I didn't know that. I think he is go he was combing out the evil spirits. I was so shocked lately, I didn't even move up. Like I was that confused the hell out of me. God, I love that. I love that prison pussy. It's just like, fuck it.
05:15:44
Speaker
Yeah, you do. Come over here and kiss me on my mouth.
05:15:51
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like All right, well, thanks for having me. I'm going to. Harley, dad, it's not time to put him down yet. You don't tell me when to put it. Wait, what? Fair enough. Fair enough. Good looking out, bro.
05:16:06
Speaker
It was still continuing to happen. My my headphone cut out. My internet cut out. There was swamp gas that was deflected off of. We got a signal from my spotlight in the back. Told me you may have put them down. Yeah, I was putting them down and I saw you up there on the pole in the background. You still had yourself. So, I had to put mine back. Yeah, you you have to. I mean, it was the the really weird thing about about the lazy sitting on that pole is that pole's like **** that big around and i
05:16:37
Speaker
Yeah, it is. I mean, you know what? It doesn't happen overnight. You got to practice for that kind of. You know what? Beast mode. Beast mode. I'm not going to lie, dude. I didn't know he was coaching me. Fucking titties. Titties. Fucking titties. Who's fucking titties? Who's titties? Who's titties? I used to got my attention all of a sudden. Beast mode has the most excellent fucking word of the day.
05:17:05
Speaker
i think i' talking out of the home He's supposed to talk about his own flabby man titties trying to compare to you bla He wants to come up on panel dog. God. I knew I shouldn't have fucking it said anything At least you have your clothes on though beast little fucking pull the shirt up Yeah, yeah everybody on your panel took off their shirt last night ah not Everybody almost was like Yeah, that's right. And there was girls there blazing Not really. It was girls Yeah, late lazy was there and beef mode was there. Oh my god. Oh my god. He like He talked to girls. Oh my god Pressing I I try to avoid talking to my wife so it's a grand calendar oh Look it's Jedi
05:18:05
Speaker
That was my senior picture in high school. I know. It is funny with everything I was just saying. It is funny, ladies and gentlemen, that we get along so well, because I'm a hunter, and I saw what you did with that deer in that movie. Anyway, moving on. I wasn't mad
Prison Dynamics and Personal Stories
05:18:21
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at it. I'm just saying. It wasn't my fault. No, the other movie, not powder, the other movie, what you did with that deer with your Velcro gloves, that was horrible, man.
05:18:29
Speaker
That is not how you tenderize. Anyway, that's hot. it was All I want to say, all I want to say is all I want to say is beast mode. If you can come up here and show some titties.
05:18:41
Speaker
draw away they blaze you don't know what you're stepping into No, Jeff, if he comes up, can you backstage the three of us and leave ways and fucking be filled up here? and like direct I don't want to tell you how to run your channel. Sorry. I apologize. i Hey, no, don't get mad. I mean, that'll be great for the OF.
05:19:02
Speaker
I don't get mad. The only foot. Yeah. I have the only foot. If you go only foot forward slash harley dad dot.com um and subscribe, that'd be great. You know, feet is a foreign word to Harley dad. He just knows about foot.
05:19:17
Speaker
ah is it like was it earlier I used to have a foot, two foot last year. And we all realized that I'm in two shrimp jobs. You're what?
05:19:31
Speaker
Oh, we, we, Glick brought up last year, right around this time and asked us what a, what a shrimp job was. Are you, you putting that on the mic? Yeah. But a shrimp job is when you suck on someone's toes. Well, I got three of them. which one you want i see that i don't know what the fuck is going hunt tonight am so i want a big to second the lasting last like i go to middle g middle i don't have i don't have the middle ah two middle are gone if there's three one of them has to be a middle no ah doesn't where do you keep the third listen Listen, we talked about this earlier. You're not very good at geography. So don't be doing math questions. No, um no, no. My geometry is fine. Yeah, my geometry is off. You know, know you know, you're the best way to eat some pussy.
05:20:31
Speaker
um with permission with permission is best lay great yeah yeah i agree i yeah and census keyenus key it is hundred percent unless you yell unless you yell surprise first that's in the winning line of the whole thing that that is correct however when it's in prison you don't want to hear a surprise and no anyway well i mean blazer was shaving his russian's prison was zero or so maybe but lesson it depends on what i need to stop i don't want to piss you all off too much the first couple times maybe so
05:21:07
Speaker
la lazies used to be at this point so he knows but i may not be quickfooted but i am quickwitted anyway i move that's very very very very true so can i can i ask if i mean if you guys don't mind you don't have to tell me how like i'll tall you jeff if you don't mind me asking i'm five three but Okay. for not joking So, so, and so blazing, how tall are you? If you don't mind me asking. Five nine. Five nine. Okay. So I used to be six foot three, Jeff, but then I lost a foot. So I'm five three. We match, bro. How do you lose a foot? He's they chopped it off.
05:21:50
Speaker
They went with a skill saw. It was actually a miter saw and it fucking hurt and they should have put me to sleep. They didn't give me enough whiskey at that point. um I tried to. I asked them. I asked them if I could have it back to put on my key chain like her lucky rabbit's foot, but they told me no. I don't know. Size 14. 14 foot. No, please. I am an amputee. I had it medically removed. Non-service related. I was never in the military. It was an infection. Yeah, all that shit.
05:22:20
Speaker
um but yes i ah left from note below the the the like but Well, he tried. He tried losing my foot. I protect these motherfuckers. No, no, i I didn't bite his nipple. I just nibbled it lightly after the foot. Yeah. and i didn't want to go it boy It did go gangrenous. Uh, it's a long fucking story and I don't want to bore you all with it, but I waited too long to go into the hospital because I thought i had already had a toe amputated. and I had two months off work. I didn't have any pay time off. So it's kind of, it's fine. It's fine. It's by the time I went in, they were like,
05:23:16
Speaker
you're gonna bust out the hacks on i was like shit this
Frustration with Societal Issues
05:23:21
Speaker
i mean this was that this two years ago so you you didn't get like time off like time paid or anything from your job so i had already used all my paid time off for the tow amputation i'd had couple months before so let i Really don't want to fuck goddamn companies fuck this shit, man I'm so like callloey mangonei but no no I'm so sick no no no no on the great one i'm meet everybody right ah du i'm so sick
05:23:58
Speaker
ah Fucking shit happening to people we have to fucking suffer because somebody else has got to make money I'm just so fucking pissed off just for the record blaze and I work for the federal government so i don't dude i want'm just throw that out there so I'm just I'm just so sick i'm so sick of a government i'm so saying im right You scared lazy away bro, you got so aggressive you scared lazy away I thought he was starting to cry. I don't care. He's in his bunker. He's in his bunker right now, loading his fucking guns. I don't care if I. Hurricane Blazo's coming. I don't care if I scared Lazy. I'm so sick of the way our fucking world is right now. Blaze over some fucking nicotine. Yeah. Lazy. Same here. Diabetes.
05:24:47
Speaker
diabetes i ain't that diabetes not diabetes it's No, I do I have the Venus, okay ah damn Wait it wait, where did Doc's be blazing Jesus? I didn't say I mean i just I just I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick the way I'm so sick of the way we have to fucking like I Like just suffer because of bullshit. i just it I hate it. So you, so blazing, I understand. I really do, but you can't realistically expect any company to give you two months off. Use all your vacation PTO and have people donate time for you to get that paid off and then have another issue where you have to take nine months off and the company's still going to pay you. ah Just not going to happen.
05:25:48
Speaker
year. period it doesn't matter if you take eleven months off or fucking got him twenty two months off man but way fucking select them and his fuck ah why yeah je shut up jeff shut up but my my point being is no matter no matter what no matter what we have to suffer like few we just meant this some fuck stuff like it's well unfortunately unfortunately that is the human condition and that is the capitalist society because the job's got to get done by somebody if you can't do it they got to bring somebody else to to do it so that's why capitalism so Wait a minute. So, so what would you, no, I'm not, I'm not engaging in this with you right now. I'm not way too gone to, to, to argue against capitalism. I'm never blazin. You are normally a very smart person.
Socialism vs. Capitalism Debate
05:26:48
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Um, but right now you're a Jeff level.
05:26:50
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and I'm not I'm not even buzzed I'm not even buzzed so I don't want to engage because I don't want to stop all fucking night that place is as dumb as me Jesus I didn't say it's dumb I just said Jeff level you read into that whatever you want bro don't worry place I got you I fixed it Told you I can get kicked on this fucking panel. Backstage is not the same, though. I would see. Here's the thing. No matter how much anti capitalism I am, I would never kick anybody. Anybody that's pro capitalism because I love you. Why? got Why are you going to say kick? Come on. I just told you I'm a fucking below knee amputee. Anyway, no, no, no. I didn't say Jeff kicked.
05:27:36
Speaker
No, you yeah, but you said it. I said, I said it first. That's why I I said, I said, I would never kick somebody. putting me an I know. And I said, why do you have to say kick? That's, I thought we'd just, anyway this is why we're not engaging on capitalist versus communist or whatever you want. We can't even agree on kicking. I'll kick you. I love, I love this conversation.
05:28:06
Speaker
So, I want to legy yeah. So, so ley when I had the the toe, and so I had paid time off that I used for the toe and then I use short term disability which turned into long term disability for the leg. So, I was getting 60% of my pay which is better than nothing. So, I was getting some sort of pay at that point. Um but that's why we pay for those insurances. You know, well, at least I do because I'm a medical **** wreck. Um so, I've also i think you should get a hundred percent Well, I mean that'd be nice but realistically they're gonna pay you a hundred percent for fucking not doing anything Okay I'm sorry. I'm sorry Jeff i guess in your company's defense It's not because of the company that you had to Lose your foot. You know what I mean? It's not exactly it didn't happen at work Yeah
05:29:04
Speaker
So, I understand the concept like if it was because of them that you should have gotten 100% of your pay that I agree with but it was not their fault. It was not their fault. It was lazy's fault because you can't brush his **** teeth. I can't wear a toothbrush. It's not my fault. So, don't worry. Our our viewers will send you a in a communist society. You have a toothbrush. It would be the greatest toothbrush you've ever seen and you know, I can't do thought that bill
05:29:36
Speaker
Actually, I don't think a lot of people understand what a communist society actually is. I don't think you understand what it actually is, Blazer. But again, we're not doing this. We're not, Blazer. Actually, I do. Actually, I do. I think I have a better. You don't understand what toilet paper is right now, Blazer. I do understand what toilet paper is. No, you don't because the goddamn shower curtain is strict straightre with shit strict she god here with
05:30:06
Speaker
yeah't wiped dis disaster in twenty years it was it was a few hours ago when it took a shit and wi my ass with is that how we got yeah that's how jeff got yeah see see see this is why we get along so great i don't and don't understand why toilet paper was any authority over common toilet paper doesn't have authority over communism. However, communist parties don't supply toilet paper like they should. That's true. Who says that? Who says that? History. in you only History. Single. but oh Single. one no ah No. No. and the sir ladies that i really don't want to do this tonight brother are there No.
05:30:51
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No. No.
05:30:55
Speaker
I'm just saying, I mean, I want this conversation, but... Alright, well, Blaze, fair enough. If you really want to go into this. Like I said earlier, when I first came, I don't really do politics and there's a certain reason why, but if you really want to go Blaze, we can. I mean, we've we've got what? We've got what? Half hour to kill. Um, so might as well. yeah i would feel like around the time i love Can we kill, can we kill as much time as communism has killed in history or?
05:31:25
Speaker
people oh and i think we i we would break them record our time much time is all up how much time is communism you know and no i said people at the the i mean okay can comparative to but which kind country is everywhere compared compared to some sure the
05:32:04
Speaker
who said socialism we swingish so compared to socialism how many people has died in socialism or capitalism or socialism capitalism communism what are we talking about here both there's three i listed three things yeah capitalism and communism how many people were about socialism i thought we werere talking about socialism She plays and this is why I don't want to do this, bro. I don't want to do this with you right now. But I will. them Communism is a type of socialism. And I know. Right. I hey i i get you. Socialism sucks as well as communism. But sorry this is a very nuanced. This is a very nuanced, very nuanced perspective. But but my my my point being is compared to capitalism and communism, how many people has died under each?
05:32:53
Speaker
Okay. Well, I do not know that answer, but once I take this shot right here, yeah I know, I know somebody that does know the answer is Google. So um I'll take the shot and now, Oh, you know the answer. What's the answer? I do more people has died under capitalism. I want, I want numbers though. I want numbers. Don't just say more people.
05:33:15
Speaker
and was any again you said again you said that again you said socialism again you said socialism because because the overall economic ah economic status that we live in under is capitalism right socialism and more people it died under capitalism than they have under socialist but we were talking about communism and then you brought socialism up again so i'm i'm literally so so it right up and and so again again so ah capital i'm sorry communism is a form of socialism right so regardless so we're just encompassing all their socialism yeah
05:33:58
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the fifth
05:34:00
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ah death toll between capitalism and socialism more people has died under capitalism and social yeah but there's not a single socialist regime that hasn't collapsed come but but why would they collapse they're the they're the superior reform right well I'm not, I'm not saying socialism is a superior form. it's so Well, then why, why would you? Okay. I did put those words in your mouth. I do apologize for that. However, if you're writing this hard for socialism versus capitalism, but you're not saying socialism is superior, then I, that doesn't make any sense to me. Can you explain that to me? What I'm saying is socialism as we know it is better
05:34:58
Speaker
Every I smell. So how is it better if every socialist society has collapsed? How is it better? ah Because capitalism has not collapsed yet. And my in the future, you know, once the bad man takes off, anyway, capitalism has like over time collapsed. Well, where though? Do you not see what's going on in America right now?
05:35:26
Speaker
Oh, you mean the fact that I can have the freedom to go to the store and yeah, it costs money and extra money at this current point because of a certain president that's going to be gone soon. Um, so yeah, I have money. I work, I work a job. I get paid money. I ain't go to the store or whatever I need. Right. So you're okay. So you're okay with paying more at the ah to cash. I would rather pay more than have a society that's going to collapse in a year and a half, like Venezuela, you know, that's just one example.
05:35:56
Speaker
Um, which it costs, what was it at that point? $10,000 to buy a loaf of bread. and So for, so for the last five years, everybody said that, uh, Venezuela is, uh, collapsing. Is it? It did collapse. And now they're rebuilding. Yes, it did. 100%. It did collapse. Because it was a socialist. Did it collapse under socialism or did it collapse under socialism? No, it collapsed under socialism.
05:36:34
Speaker
that like every other caucking country is socialism but venezuelan still operates under a
George Orwell and Political Ideologies
05:36:42
Speaker
capitalist nation they have always they were capitalist then they went socialist and the government the government took all the resources and said they never they went liberal but they never went social same thing yeah are bad joke bad joke badge is bad that was a bad liberalism liberalism is
05:37:07
Speaker
right and so why what is west left so ah liberalism is that right no liberalism is right liberalism is left liberalism still but liberalism still ah incorporates capitalism capitalism is not a left current current day liberals lean left current day capitalist and fucking moderate yeah right and yeah they right yeah so
05:37:40
Speaker
from a perspective i tried to but hold up hold up dude If I'm a Obama or Biden liberal, I'm still if I, if I'm Obama or Biden, I'm still a white leaning liberal. Liberalism is white leaning because liberalism still incorporates capitalism. So socialism is really socialism does not incorporate. Okay. So where does conservatism lie?
05:38:14
Speaker
So if liberal is right, leaning. Conservatism leans with capitalism. So liberals, conservatives, all lean right. That's what you're saying. Liberal and conservatives. Yes. Yes. Liberals and conservatives or white, white leaning perspective. Yes.
05:38:41
Speaker
Yes. You realize that makes no sense, right? ah liberal conservative liberal and conservative lead right it makes It makes perfect sense because liberalism and conservatism deal in still ah ah it takes in the the consideration of ah well individual freedom. Socialism takes in consideration. takes away the freedom oh
05:39:19
Speaker
what's that i gotta tell my kids goodnight so i just want to go off camera so they're not oh good go big and but but i'll turn my mic off you you can continue i'm listening so you go ahead and talk this will probably be the only time i won't over talk to you um so no dear i'm not goingnna I'm not going to over talk to you with kids, man. That's not cool. Jeff, you're muted. I can't hear you. He said this is the only time he will not over talk to you. I understood, I understood what he said, but I understood he was dealing with his kids. So I'm not going to like take that as a win. Point B is maybe too but but that ah socialism,
05:40:10
Speaker
is not liberalism. Liberal ideology, literal liberal paul politics isn't left wing. Liberalism is right wing. It's just unfortunate that people farther right than liberalism thinks liberalism is left wing, but it's not. Right wing is the delineation between
05:40:58
Speaker
so you just said that is that the right the delineation right was fuck ah totally i knew what you said i had a fucking rebuttal and i totally fucking spaced you're good i know that my wife my wife says that and jeff says that so anyway um amazing but fuck i literally had a point to make you know totally fried so you said right delineation the right ah damn kids they threw me off um anyway so so yeah so you're saying that liberal and conservative or both
05:41:35
Speaker
right leaning because they both support capitalism and in a certain way. Okay. right okay so So socialism. So what? Okay. So liberal and conservative. Those are the two of the main, the two main ones, right? So if they're both right, what is left? Is it just socialist? it laes Is it Is it? there's different types of socialism that are farther left than the liberal.
05:42:04
Speaker
Right now, any of them ever worked? Some have, yeah. Where?
05:42:14
Speaker
Can you do you tell me where they've worked? At this point in time, no, because I have to. This is why I didn't. I know, I know this is this is. And again, I'm just a dumb fucking redneck. And no I really am. I'm not a smart.
05:42:49
Speaker
I know fair enough. That's a fair enough fucking statement. One hundred percent. I know. One hundred percent. I've been there. That's why s why I remember my first beer. I remember my first beer blazing. you know on yeah fucking you I to know why Lazy's pussy ass ran away. I'm halfway through a bottle of fucking bourbon. He's like, I know it fuck was a hundred and twenty five. proof Right. This is this right here is what what I think is is funny. But anyway, this is what I love to do.
05:43:17
Speaker
ah Dude. Oh, no, I love when you guys are sitting here arguing because I don't get to look stupid. Well, you still look stupid because you have no idea what liberalism is. I'm guessing. I'm the entire time. Jeff. Jeff. Harley, now I have a question for you. Are you familiar? familiar with Lazy's anise? Yes. No, not lazy. Are you familiar with Oh, shit. ah What's that movie? Darwinism. 1984 George Orwell. Yes, George. but look at the book are yeah Are you familiar with George oil? Yeah, I was born in 1984, by the way. But yes, I am familiar with the book. It's been a while since I read it, honestly. OK, OK, OK. That is fine. So are you familiar with Animal Farm by? ah
05:44:10
Speaker
the Georgia or will also work wrote animal farm but but my point being is political leaning is yeah yeah
05:44:35
Speaker
Honestly, I would say that he is more conservative leaning. I don't know this for a fact. This is just my opinion from reading, reading the books 30 years ago, 20 years ago, some shit like that. Um, I would think he's more conservative and more into the capitalist society versus communism socialist. Right? Because I mean, the animal farm, again, I don't remember a ton about it, but I do remember some shit about it. Um, and literally the fact that the animals,
05:45:03
Speaker
Ganged up to do that. Oh, we're gonna do this. We're gonna build a great society. And what happened? Who took over? Do you remember it took like you like you shot in the fucking Nazis? No, I'm sorry No, no, no, you're good. So George Orwell did have a critique on Leninist Soviet Union shit when it comes to to um and of Animal farm and they had a ah great critique against fascism when it came to 1984. But see, here's the thing when it comes to George Orwell. His real name is Eric Arthur Blair. George Orwell was this... Allegedly. oh No, not allegedly. That's exactly what it is. So, um um is us a living person Arthur Eric Blair also his pen name
05:46:02
Speaker
George Orwell, he drew Eric Arthur Miller actually fought in Revolutionary War. He fought for socialism. He fought for Marxism. He didn't fight for Leninism. He didn't fight for um, uh, Stalinism, he was, he critiques Stalinism. He curtailed Leninism. He was totally against them. But there's John Lennon or wait, George, George Orwell or Arthur Eric Blair, his actual name was a democratic socialist. Like George Orwell was a socialist. He wasn't for Leninism. He wasn't for Stalinism.
05:46:50
Speaker
George Orwell was for socials from the bottom up, not from the top down. Well, fair enough. I didn't even know that I thought George Orwell was the name. So you just, you learned me right there. 100% George, George Orwell's real name is Eric Arthur Blair. His pen name was George Orwell. Well, next year, you tell me Mark Twain was a pen name. Come on. um more Yeah. Mark Twain was.
05:47:19
Speaker
and He's fucking with you. Jesus Christ. I'm not fucking with him. I'm building. No, no, probably that was fucking with you with the Mark Twain comment, Dick. This is blazing again. I'm not trying to be mean. I do really like you. I really do like you. I make stupid funny jokes and it makes me laugh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine with the jokes. I'm fine. I'm fine with the jokes.
05:47:49
Speaker
It's just like when it comes to this, obviously you're up here with Jeff. So go ahead, dude. I was. I was just going to say, you know, I mean, no disrespect. I I make stupid funny jokes and I know they're stupid jokes when Jeff laughs. But um that being said, I. OK, so the Mark Twain thing, obviously, fuck with you 100 percent. I did not know the George Orwell, whatever fucking Ruby read Jeff name was.
05:48:17
Speaker
um but allegedly, blue or well, no, not allegedly blue was not a fucking thing before. Um, 1800. See, this is, this is my problem is again, I didn't want to do this in the first place. And I'm also getting kind of thrown off because of the fact that you, you talk and but you're talking in paragraphs and I'm being able to respond in sentences and I'm trying to organize my thoughts. Um,
05:48:41
Speaker
but I wish we had a fucking somebody. And by the way, uh, Leah told you don't tell her to shut the fuck up like you did. So that actually, that reminds me, that reminds me. So I want to address Leah. So, um, I do understand that communism isn't socialism. However, like he pointed out, communismism is a form of socialism. Um, social is about distributing wealth more evenly. Yes. That is correct. Allegedly. Um, however, the people that are put in charge of that wealth to collect it and redistribute it.
05:49:13
Speaker
what happens every fucking night what happens in every time the people that are charged the people that are put in charge of collecting the wealth and redistributing it collect the wealth and give it to their fucking friends and their family and Relieve every old everybody else to starve die. Whatever sounds like it sounds like you're talking about government Sounds like I'm talking about what government Well, yeah, because the government is generally in charge of redistributing the wealth. Right. yeah So, so as much as, as much as I hate paying taxes and I hate fucking, you know, paying extra money with inflation and all this fucking shit and all the stupid decisions that the government makes, at least I still have the freedom to be able to go to the store after working my job and having the money to get a $10 loaf of bread, which is fucking ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, but it's not a $10,000 loaf of bread, right?
05:50:31
Speaker
and the whole covid and there was all kinds of shit that feeds it feeds it it wasn't tro it wasn't fucking biden it was paul it was policies from both sides of the government to print money for fucking years, which is not okay. So what's causing it? So, so what's causing it? I just said it.
05:50:49
Speaker
chart down when you yeah I'm as sole i'm not asking you. So it's ah it's a combination of things. It was the shit that happened with COVID.
05:51:26
Speaker
So inflation goes up all the fucking time, no matter who the fuck is the president, no matter what fucking happens. It's going up and going because they want more money. They want more money. They're getting hungry. Right. 100 percent. Right. And the thing with the capitalist society in a fair market. So, yeah. So I will tell you right now, car insurance is one of the biggest fucking robots ever because my mom has been driving and licensed to pay car insurance for 40 fucking years and never had a fucking accident. She won't ever get that money back.
05:51:55
Speaker
And if she does get an accident, there's a deductible. However, the companies that are going to come in and gouts and fuck people up big time like they used to in the 90s and the early 2000s have been priced out of the fucking market and they're fucking gone. Those companies are gone, right? Yeah. You're telling me that that the companies can fuck people over, but you're not telling me why they're OK for fucking people over. I didn't say they're OK for fucking people over. OK. Right.
05:52:34
Speaker
yeah so okay socialists run but what do you mean right okay no no no no no what what i'm saying is you're saying a a complete social government will do a but you're not telling me what socialist government will do because you interrupted me before I could tell you I'm not no I'm not trying to interrupt you tell me I'm trying why I'm trying to be more specific is on and I was trying to get to my point that you questioned me on before I got to my point I so a socialist government right
05:53:11
Speaker
the government is socialist, 100% socialist, everybody, everything goes to the good of the fucking community, right? Everything goes to the state, the country, whatever fucking government it is, right? So I grow, I grow 50 acres of rice. I take that rice and I fucking send it to the government. The government then takes that rice, right? right okay And the government redistributes it, right? So my 50 acres of rice, which I don't know what the fucking geometry on, um, um by 50 acres of rice, let's say produces a hundred bushels. I know that's not correct. However, and the government, I send that hundred bushels to the government. The government takes a hundred bushels, right? And distributes it to everybody, right? But do they actually distribute it to everybody? I don't know. That's, that is not the type of social government that I prescribed. Well, what type of social government do you prescribe to? Cause socialism has never worked in the history of the fucking world.
05:54:08
Speaker
actually some has like ah so there's like many different asked you earlier where and you couldn't name it <unk> sorry off ah sorry the middle my ah sorry the middle my sense it's in a rejected with the start of yours why but no you're good early dad am i know that I didn't, I didn't mean to interject with you. No, it's fine. It's fine. and Go ahead. Go ahead. Sorry. But the type of social government that you're trying to say that doesn't exist, you're right. It doesn't exist. It has faltered with the Soviet Union and Solonism. Well, that was communism. yeah i Those were poor attempts at communism.
05:54:51
Speaker
Those were perverted attempts at what Marxism is. Which is what's going to happen every time because people are greedy and people are assholes and people are fucked up and they're going to feed their friends and their family. And they're not going to fucking give a fuck about you or your family. Just saying. And you just described capitalism. No, I did not. You know why? Because in a capitalist society, you have a fair chance to go get a fucking job.
05:55:16
Speaker
or two jobs or three jobs yeah it sucks people have to work two three jobs to make fucking rent and it fucking sucks however you have a fair chance to make the wages you need to survive for you and your family right and and social society show up to the floor let me finish let me finish it have good good social society Me and Jeff fucking have 5,000 acres of fucking rice and we send it to the government and we show up to collect our food from the government. The government's like, Oh, sorry, we're out. What do you mean you're out? Cause me and Jeff gave you 50,000 acres worth of rice, but we don't get nothing back. That's fucked up. And that's how it has happened every time in a perfect world, in a perfect world, I could see socialism working in a perfect world. However, as soon as you introduce humans into it and it will never fucking work. So, all right.
05:56:24
Speaker
I, I, want to explore that. No, you tried to trap me into saying that socialism is what caused what is happening today. And I said, no, that's not, it's a no ah fucking amalgamation of things from COVID to fucking rebuilding shit to do shit. time I'm not trying to like capture anything. You said that anti-socialism. That's not what I said. I never once said that word.
05:56:50
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You know, okay. All right. Well, again, I'm just saying I never once said that word. So continue. Sorry. Go ahead. Well, you said that socialism has been proven not to. It has never effectively worked ever in the history of the world. Fair. Fair. At least for, at least for long, long periods. I should say that it has worked for sure. I can give, I can give some examples where socialism has, um,
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been prosperous, but have been denied because of capital. My question is where has capitalism been proven to actually work? We live in the most prosperous country with the strongest fucking economy that has ever existed currently. Okay.
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that's where we saw it
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because once you introduce humans it gets all fucked up because humans are greedy and it's going to fucking happen however ninety nine no not ninety i don't know this me spit all a number and oh greed is bad that doesn agreed greed is bad Greed is human. Greed is inherent. 90% of humans are greedy. Regardless if greed is intrinsic or not, is it good or bad? Morally? Well, that depends. It really does. I'm asking you, does it or not? Well, it depends. I'm greedy for time with my family. Is that bad?
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i'm readyy for one news I'm not saying read again there's nuance I'm not saying I'm not saying greed is bad, yes or no. No, but you asked me. Sorry. I'm asking is this greed okay with the way capitalism ideological ah ideologically,
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you know? Well, that's not what you asked me to begin with, first of all. John I hate you you asked you asked if japanese don love right just so who know we know we seriously have to end because i so wed end it but we're we're almost out of time. I sent you a message like five minutes ago, please
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