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Nonsensical Nonsense: New Year same Open Panel pt.2
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Its a new year but ya boys are the same ol idiots had to restart as SOMEONE ended the show
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Technical Glitches and Humor
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During the course, nothing's working for me. So that's always fun. Yay. Soot my balls.
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Your mom's a whore. We'll be back.
Audio Tips and Show Promotion
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I'm a fucking beer drinking machine!
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What's up? Am I on here? Yeah, but you're just like your camera's blocked. I just noticed. Well, we have a blackboard screen to play. Yeah, we're just talking only at your house. I just still have fucking music in my ear hole. Oh, welcome back, everybody. Sorry about that little technical difficulty. Fucking Connor.
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Leave it to call. What? It's good. His phone froze up. but Kick this out. Blah, but he's always. No, buddy. You got to put earbuds in, bro, so it helps hear you. Connor, if you're still listening, earbuds, it helps you hear.
00:03:46
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ah better you amazing I couldn't, fucking it I couldn't hear Blaze the whole time either. So fuck it. Yeah. This guy, this guy, I tell you what, he's got excuses for days, ladies and gentlemen. He's been hanging out with you too much. It's a good thing that he's special and we love him. Shit, he's been hanging out with you too much. I don't never hang out with him. I quit doing the show with him. Oh, so it's Jeff's fault now, right?
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just fucking just why not everything's my fault my but i mission about but yes um welcome back to nonsense school nonsense everybody if you're not already lets follow us everywhere facebook instagram x and TikTok while it's still around. It shows our live Monday through Sunday on a YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch. And you can listen anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts and all it the nonsensical network, or you can simply take your happy ass right on over to bio.link slash nonsensical network. And while you're there. We got March. We do have a merch shop. Not really worried about that. However, the important link that you need to hit is beauty in the beard creative corner.
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I think he's getting ready to go live on his channel figure or Jedi Jedi off.
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ah Yeah,
Celebrity Death Predictions Game
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he's yeah. They're doing him a beast mode or doing something before he goes to work. And I was live last night. I was actually in there hanging out with Evan.
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Gentlemen, one last piece of business when it comes to the death list. Ending date is the 27th of December, by the way. That is the last Saturday of December. Is it really 27 again? I just looked it up. Wow. Go for it. I have more. I have a question about the death list.
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you
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One. Do they have to be a person or can it be a famous? Yes. Yes, it is. Has to be a person. You can't pick the crocodile from crocodile Dundee. No, I was going to go the UGA mascot. Yeah. It's six years old and he's eighth generation inbred. god almost It is. It is, unfortunately for you, Rick, and in our list are already in, but I mean, I guess. But yes, ah well, but it would have been for me.
00:07:18
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you know Yeah, it could have been. It has to be a person. ah Okay. It does have to be a human beyond. um So, you guys, you guys understand the calling your shot thing? Well, go ahead and explain it because the listeners did not hear it because we did it. So, i believe we added another another little ah little rule. of yeah We're trying to, with with but having six guys this year, you know, there's a bigger potential and more deaths. um and We also want to make sure that we eliminate any chance of ties. So we we added, obviously you have the emergency picks where you drop a pick, you pick up a pick, it's only worth the one point. But we have calling your shot, like I'm calling it
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Clint Eastwood is dying this week. You have seven days from the time you call it, you throw it in the group chat, say I'm calling so-and-so, you have seven days. If they die, you get two points for that death. But that's only if somebody hasn't picked that personality, correct? It has to be somebody on your list or an emergency pick.
00:08:27
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If it's an emergency pick, you get two points because the emergency pick is still only worth one point. If they die in that seven days, you get the point for their death and opponent bonus point for calling your shot. However, what I'm saying is somebody else has already picked somebody that's about to die. You can't call that person. You can only call your shot on your list. Yes. And there's somebody who's like, yeah, if you pick up an emergency pick like, I don't know, Rupert.
00:08:56
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something. What the hell is that guy's name? and include Yeah. Rupert. ever rupert murdoph Yeah. You hear Rupert Murdoch Murdoch's going to die and you and as long as nobody else has them and you say, Hey, I want to make an emergency pick and call my shot on on Rupert. If he dies, you get two points for it, but you got to drop one of your picks. If they don't die, however, you lose a point. If they don't die in that seven day period. So Again, it's a risk and reward. You can risk a point or gain two points by calling in your shop. And that goes for an emergency pick. So, I mean, you can say I'm picking up Rupert Murdoch and an emergency pick. I'm dropping Diddy and he'll be dead by next, I call him on Wednesday. He'll be dead by next Wednesday.
00:09:50
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if he dies, but on or before I get two points. But if he doesn't die, he still, he still stays on my list. So I still have the potential to get a point for him. But in the meantime, I'll lose a point. So yeah technically you could get negative points in this game. Yes. I'm calling Glitz going to do that. That's where the emergency picks come in. That's where the emergency picks come in because if you pick up an emergency pick and they don't die by the end of the year,
00:10:20
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You're losing three points right off of a rip. So you can be winning. And then you're like, Oh, I picked up Rupert Murdoch and the son of a bitch didn't die. And here we are December 27th. And the show started. Well, guess who's not winning no more because you just lost three points on that emergency pay.
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yep Somebody, did somebody think Diddy? I think somebody think Diddy. No, I picked up Diddy.
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He's a he's a he's a hot pick this year, man. What? Apparently, yeah. I think like Johnson Johnson, baby oil. He's probably going to talk to them to try to sponsor him while he's behind bars. Oh, I don't think I don't think I don't think Johnson to Johnson. I don't think anybody in their right mind wants anything to do with Diddy in his current state, in his current situation.
00:11:16
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You never know when money's getting big. That's what I said about Beyonce. Instead of worrying about trying to be a cowgirl from Texas. Coach, you need to worry about your fucking man. Wally, i'm not I'm not going to disagree that capitalism won't go to the extremes to just sponsor a felon, but I don't think it's going to be ditty. Nah, you're right. You're running on somebody. It'll probably be Hunter Biden. Yeah.
Dark Humor on Celebrities and Politics
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he got parted so he's no longer a criminal fe
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they yeah ah put them on there there is your list the hundred there are the rules all in one yeah wow not jeff have turned out better than you thought yeah so i do that limares go to throw out until they die I was going to put Bill Clinton on my list, but I found out he got out of the hospital after he went into the hospital.
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and he's probably in Hawaii with a hospital. That's the name of that senator that they found out she's in the fucking hospice. She's not even in the hospital for like three weeks or three months. try I tried to remember who she was, but I couldn't, but she's in Texas. dear I couldn't remember who she was. yeah she is ah She's a senator, I think.
00:12:37
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Yeah, she's pretty much circling the drain, but yeah like house if if you and I can't figure out who it is right now, we can't count her not as a celebrity because right the these assholes are going to know. but I do. I do know who you're talking about. I just can't remember fucking can't remember a fucking name. But ah I was looking at the the at death list dot net.
00:13:08
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And so up two spots from last year is Dick Van Dyke. Eve Marie Saint is still number two at 101. Pete Murray is number three. He was number three last year. He's a hundred years old. Dennis Skinner is a politician. He's up 12 spots. Who the hell is Pete Murray? He's a politician.
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is a problem You know funny is we live in a society where we should know more of the politicians, and the actors we fucking watch on TV. Yeah, but the actors we see on TV more often than not. No, I'm not going to concern myself with the people whose number one goal is life in life is to line their pockets and screw the American citizens. But those are the people you should be fucking worried about though.
00:14:05
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Glick, you picked Alan Greenspan. He is down four spots from last year. Because if you're not worried about the politicians selling money out of your pocket, they're going to keep selling money out of your pocket. This is true. It doesn't matter who you put in office. Guess what they're going to do? They're going to keep stealing money out of my pockets.
00:14:23
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nobody people up Nobody is for the American people anymore. but You know what they're for? but for learning their fucking po almighty dollar the only but are about the american ladies and gentlemen twenty s where are there are people there are twenty twenty There are politicians that are for the people, not the government. Make America truly great again. Put Glick in office. We get rid of these fucking bums down here in the swamp one way or another.
00:14:55
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we i would i would not vote I would not vote for Percy who doesn't care about politics. i You know what I care about? I care about the American people. And I care about America being great. And they can either leave on their own accord, or they can go out in body bags, but that swamp is getting drained, goddamn it. Fuck, I died again. Yeah, exactly. They're gonna die, please.
00:15:18
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then they come events yeah to bring it up you've got to take out corporate america when you take that's Well, since we don't talk politics on the show. This is true. That's very true. Mel Brooks is up on certain spots from last year. Holy shit. Emily Baxter, baxter the comedian, is up 16 spots from last year. Nom Chomsky is down six nine spots. ah Clint Eastwood's up 19 spots. Hours later, Jeff, really? Come on.
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and ma There's six bro. But Buzz Aldrin is up 45 spots from last year. nice and Robert, Robert Duvall down 39 points. How can anybody pick Robert Duvall? I did. yeah Wally did. Oh, Rick did. Sorry. <unk>s not Somebody did.
00:16:28
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Yeah. Uh, did you see what? Why is it one of the little rappers? David Attenborough's in the same spot as last year. gene hackckman Like a little, 23, whatever their names are. yeah i So use, uh, to not Takashi six, nine was like really high up on the celebrity death predictions this year. Somebody that, so they're thinking somebody's going off. Maybe if he wasn't, wasn't, if he wasn't ratting,
00:16:55
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he was six nine or whatever fuck his name is snitches get stitches man like nine nine please you got to worry about his in politics is that your boy is running in 2028 and i'll fix this goddamn country he will not he'll try there's a guy right there next to you oh i will fix it who the fuck is your vice president I can't wait to 2028 elections. I'm so curious. involved yeah Jeff thinks he is. Jeff thinks he is, but I don't need a vice president. I'll come in there. I'm just I'm running. I'm coming. yeah I'm not coming in with a vice president or a secretary of defense. I'm coming in. yeah Yeah, you are because we're going to kill you so we can take over. No, I'm on the death list. Joe Burrow just got hurt.
00:17:44
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I've seen that and I'm loving it. I'm loving it. Stay on the ground, pussy. you bitch me i was already I'm coming in straight muscle, straight Godfather style, bro. Bring it in all muscle.
00:18:05
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And we're going to we're going to set this fucking country straight. We're going to get rid of the Senate and the representatives. They could leave on their own accord or they could leave in body bags, like I said. And I dare another motherfucking country to say something smart.
00:18:18
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I got a little bit. You have to start with the Senate and the House. You literally need to overhaul the government from the local mayors all the way up. Yeah. No, no, no. There's a thing called checks and balances for a reason. This is where you guys don't understand the Godfather reference, the mafia reference. You set an example. You make examples so them lower peons in the local politics. You realize the problem with your theory. You can't even get our vote.
00:18:46
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I'm not worried about you, asshole, because I'll send it to I'll make examples of you fucking bricks, too. I would. I wouldn't believe that it lives in in a hierarchical structure. Hierarchical. That's a tough one. Let's be honest. Blaise is the smartest of the five of us here.
00:19:04
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as wouldn't say i'm not that the a a green sp of the not i i'm not dead fucking smart lives i As the great Vlad the Impaler once did, he put the heads of his enemies on stakes outside of his castle. They lied the road to his castle.
00:19:28
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So I'm just saying by 2028, you'll be dead. You'll lead by fucking example. You either get on track, you get on the same page with me. Tracing that either with me or against me. It's your choice at the end of the day. We all have free will around here. Well, some people don't believe in it. He's talking about total fucking anarchy. So I'll stand against him.
00:19:55
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You can't get us on the network behind or i have I have a question. I have a question. so it's actually I was actually getting ready to give Rick a compliment, but now he's first to go. i'm calling talking rick is Rick is my emergency pick. I'm calling him my shot. Rick is gone within seven days. Who are you dropping?
00:20:18
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i was concerning be d i'm jo did let me do it let me do i all kinds of points for this um to get all kinds of points for this first to go bonus point for calling my sha but bro If I kick the bucket in three days, you're going to feel like the biggest pile of shit to ever watch. I'll give you my monitor. I'll be like, you know what? You get the age-old after you just take some dumb shit. You're going to be like the biggest pile of shit on the planet. and winner who a winner
00:20:51
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I'm still chair. You're only going to be a winner till the kids figure out how to find you. I'll be like, why? Why? I had nothing to do with your dad's demise. I don't know what happened.
00:21:07
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It's those dodges. They got shitty breaks. I'm just saying. but Like, Nikki, we've got two new kids in our family. Please welcome one. And. It's like, yeah. So it's Wednesday. I feel it's all the right thing to do is to ah step in and step up for Rick. Raise him right. Yeah, you have to.
00:21:36
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I was going to give Rick a compliment. I'm going to have Rick by my side. So that's a good point. I got Wally by my side. But they were like, fuck you, buddy. I'm just saying, where I live versus where you live is I can own some way cooler guns.
00:21:55
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uh i live in ohio i can get whatever gun i want it's the united states you can live with a lot of guns i can own and shoot some way cooler guns again i live in ohio which is basically florida i can shoot and own whatever gun i want i don't know
Debate on Gun Rights and Culture
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where you're going with this but i live in ohio i don't live in new york
00:22:20
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You have to you have to remember Ohio was a state that was it was an open carry state for the last like million years And then they're like, hey, guess what? We have a new law you can conceal carry without a permit and everybody in Ohio went I think people who have to walk around with a weapon of pussies I And they always walk around with a weapon. But I promise you, the other number of people that do down here, I would much rather have it and never need it. it needed and not egg Exactly. it's it's not It's not about being a tough guy. It's about.
00:23:01
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somebody else. I live. I live in a very strict, ah very strict, a very ah pro magga community. And everybody walks around with guns. I don't. And I call them community. And I actually know it was them who's like threatened my life before because I spoke to them. Well, it's not even a big deal.
00:23:28
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If if my free speech is about po wo and I got threatened because it's okay. Why show us on the doll where Jeff touched you. yeah He just highlighted your. cow ah ah okay Do it. Do it. Show us on the doll where Jeff did he touched you. but and they said would gift that he does do Show me on this bottle of freaking baby oil heap.
00:24:03
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Knock it till you try it, boys. I'm just saying. Oh, God. Jeff, there's a lot of things in life I'm willing to try. Anything you suggest on this, if you're not trying. Come here, Glenn. Whoo! Give him two claps and a whoop. Rick, just do this. Just go like this.
00:24:25
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i No, it's a wider one. No, no, no. Rick, show me number one and put it all the way up in the air. Just go like this. you not You got to get it under click.
00:24:39
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that' There's a video on TikTok. but This is his guide to edit. And he did it so he's above or he's below the video. And this dude's got this huge nose and he just goes.
00:24:53
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finger you word like crystal go Hashtag Jeff Diddy. Bad boys for life, I guess. More oil mo problems. oh jesus I see it on the bottom.
00:25:17
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you yeah
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Why? I don't even remember why I threatened to have Jeff come up and stick his finger in my butt. So that's why I do it. Yeah, don't throw me with a good time. I don't know what he did, but for some reason I told him that I was going to exactly Jeff Denny's finger in his butt.
00:25:51
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By some free accident, we all die at the same time. That is the weirdest thing you could ever say to your child. I'm going to call Jeff, have him come up here and stick your finger up. What the fuck? I think you're shorter than he is, so it would be easier for you than it would for me. But still, that's a weird question. I'm going to have to face any way I say it. It has nothing to do with height. I'm gonna rest who yourre weird on now and i have Jeff stick his finger before the FBI kicks in my front door. Let's move on from this conversation. this is a of a bitch If you don't to me, I'm gonna have an adult man come and stick his finger in your butt hole.
00:26:26
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without is' any grown adult man I'll be good, daddy. but Nick, for that very reason, I didn't want the FBI to knock on my door. I didn't pick a single CEO on my death list. You totally should have seen which one showed up. So actually, had that on one of the news station. I am the angel. Yeah. I started talking about somebody that they oh, he was talking that standoff in what was that family that and the standoff in the upper Midwest?
00:26:59
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Do you remember? No. It was on do one on the ranch Upper Midwest and hand that was you still the angel death. You know what I'm talking about, though? Yeah, I know what one you're yeah.
00:27:17
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So my buddy got it, they were talking about it on the local news. He got on there and said that fucking, if any of those feds would have showed up at his house, he'd have shot every one of them as they came through the door. It wasn't an hour later, two black SUVs rolled on the driveway and then knocked on his front door. I need somebody to screenshot this for me so I can send it to Rick whenever he's getting a little bit too big for his britches.
00:27:42
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here via short shot that for me up ah you bean pig <unk> making glicks head that I'm just going to leave that comment up there all night long.
00:28:02
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My God, Glick said is already fucking too bad. That's why I just said he goes. Even more. Oh, Rick.
00:28:14
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Oh, Rick, I gotta tell you something, man. Uh oh. So, you know, Cash has already been playing Call of Duty and he's a fucking little menace on Call of Duty, bro.
Humorous Family Gaming Anecdotes
00:28:23
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Like, he's getting top three finishes every game he plays. Yep. Austin's boyfriend. Uh no, he played on what lobbies? Bot lobbies. He's a lower. No, no, no, no. No, he he he uh I okay. Oh, Jeff Jay. Jeff Jay. He plays in, he plays in He's a little fucking menace. But, um, my daughter, Austin, my oldest one, her boyfriend got himself the new Xbox, the new Xbox X series or whatever. Well, he gave her her, he gave her his Xbox one and she started to play Call of Duty. Oh God. And he's whipping her ass. Oh, dude.
00:29:08
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the other Cassius Cassius it yeah Cassius in his room, but she was up in her room and all I heard was Cassius that his room laughing me that and i think your please just dig And it's funny because she's so fresh. She's only in the game for like um a week. And she's so new to it after having not played since B04. It's just scary.
00:29:48
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ah So I got to get another. I got told also you got to go buy your own damn headphones and get off my headphones. So I had to get a party away if Christmas for that exact reason. Yeah. We're going to have to, we had to get up there with all of us and we can make fun of, well, we'll have to make too much fun of cash because yeah, he's only 11, but we can definitely make fun of Austin. Leave the team. He came out of the, leave the, leave the chamber loaded. That's why, and that's why cash likes Wally. Cause every time Wally sees, he's like, what up the real champ, what up cash, the real champ.
00:30:25
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okay next Next year, I told Nicky for his birthday or Christmas, I'm going to get him one of the custom-made belts like I have. I'm going to get him one, but I'm also not informing him that I'm ordering myself a Money in the Bank suitcase. I'm not into wrestling, but I want one of those Money in the Bank suitcases because I look dope.
00:30:52
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i just want to speak i want somebody to record game that crashes it in and stuns cats and like ah yeah yeah i said good my dad did that got his son christmas and then he showed up with money the bank so oh yeah i'm gonna i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna i go I'm gonna torment him with it for a year I'm gonna tour every time he starts to talk shit to me like if we're doing a show I'm just gonna reach out and go You know what I have here. Anytime, any place. Yeah, but the question is, what do you have to do to him to get the belt? Be disaster. Take his finger off his butt. I don't know. you know what that means, right? I'm on the way. Too many fingers, too many hands.
00:31:47
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ah good ah I'm good. at I'm good. I'm good. Why? it Just when I thought I liked you. Why? He gave me your fucking slogan for 2020. Just every time he starts a small smart off, I'm going to get the case up and I'm going to.
00:32:05
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set it down beside us and go, really? Just watch it. I'll use the case on you today. You'll be sleeping and all of a sudden you just go You're going to melt off the wall and walk out.
00:32:22
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yeah I'm doing this show on a Saturday night and all of a sudden I don't know where I'm going to lay up on the wall. take wordsing Who's the champ, bitch? I still have this case, you little asshole. He just kicks you out of the chair and sits down. I'm taking over.
00:32:46
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It's my show. Oh, you've got my kid's face too, you little bastard. Don't worry about him. He'll wake up in about an hour. He's going to hit you in the fucking suitcase and be like,
00:33:03
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That's just going to start playing. You know, he walks out of the fucking room. Yeah, you're first. Well, apparently, why? You're first, according to your dad. I don't know. Never once am I threatened my kids to That's a weird threat, man. I don't even remember why. I jumped his finger in your butt.
00:33:33
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I don't mean to alarm you, but there's a giant behind you. Yeah. oh just good Yeah. Jesus Christ. What are you feeding other children? Oh, yeah. Wally keeps his fucking mouth shut when it comes to talking. Nope.
00:33:53
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That's he's graduated. That's the last time you seen him was in eighth grade when he came to this game. Yeah, Jesus Christ. It's a good thing. It's a good thing. 26 of this month. Yeah.
00:34:08
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yeah feeding mother children a giant there This is a good thing. It's a good thing you're trained in MMA man.
00:34:19
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And the sad part is I've shown him some of the tricks of the trade too, so. You never do that. Rule number one. yeah um I think some, not all of them. That's a goddamn monster behind you. God, he might make me look small. Wally, you're, I mean, Wally's shorter than I am. How tall is that goddamn kid? 6'1". Oh, shit, he is shorter than me. Not by much, but he's not done growing.
00:34:47
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I was gonna say, Jesus, do you live in ah in a midget house or your cabinets only like five feet off the ground? Do you live in Jeff's house? Wait a minute. Jeff and Wally, do you guys live together? Do you live in a little person's house? I live in that house. Stop. We're in the midget house.
00:35:05
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yeah Wally's like, this is not what I meant by small house, Jeff. Yeah, asshole.
00:35:17
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Jay, go, man. I go through ladders. You look like a Mario game. Where's the second oldest Glick?
00:35:31
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Howdy. 16. How tall? Not enough for you, Jeff. Calm down. Relax. How tall? Five. She's taller than you. I was going to say, everybody's tall. That's not a major.
00:35:45
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She's even taller than me when she's on her knees. What the hell are you talking about? Oh, shit. Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, Wally. We're going to need a Rick territory here. We're borderline Rick and Jeff territory.
00:36:04
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Feed them other children. That's my friend. We're feeding them other children? Lord. How many kids you got to give Wally? You got, what, three, four, five? Three. great two marks on your mind the younger when rita Apparently when Rick next week, I'm going to get two kids, two more kids. Like Ohio. and Don't worry about it. I don't love it up here. It's it's cool. It's nice. Ohio is fun. Why? You have never been anywhere else. Tearing for Texas on next week.
00:36:43
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Let's go, Wyatt. I'm with the of you. I'm with you, Wyatt. I'm with Wyatt. Hook him horns, baby. Hook him horns. I'm going to put you on my My buddy sent me. My buddy sent me a fucking screenshot from the Rose Bowl. And he was like, hey, Glick, that looks like Scarlett in Gray to me. And I'm like, look where are we going with this conversation? He's like, huh? I said, where are we going with this conversation? Did they meet Michigan? Nope.
00:37:11
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They didn't do that today. When the big no, but I do got to say thank you for beating Alabama and shutting them fucking retards up. for Yeah. Yeah. She is. He's like, he's like, no, we didn't. I was like, no, didn't win a big championship. Have you won a national championship yet? No. OK, good. Where's this conversation going? You know, like congratulations on winning a playoff game. But where's this conversation going? I don't know. We won an ad. We won an ad the last year before the playoffs started. We beat Alabama.
00:37:40
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much. Are you talking about Ohio state? I'm talking about, I'm talking about the screenshot that my buddy sent me from the Rose Bowl this year. And I'm like, I didn't quite know what was going on. I didn't know where I was going to say Ohio state one and one and Addie the year before they started the fucking playoffs because they beat Alabama were one and one against Alabama. What's in that like six years ago? I don't know, but this is the best meme I've seen all fucking week.
00:38:05
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on on because I live in Georgia and only 30 minutes from the Alabama state line. Dude, I know we had this conversation the other day. Doesn't matter where you're at. And bro, I know we had the conversation about the most obnoxious fans. My Facebook has been flooded with. Oh, they missed this call and they missed that call in Michigan. Shouldn't even have been playing against Alabama and Georgia and Georgia and Kirby Smart's mom or dad was about to die and he wasn't focused and we had a backup for dude. It's been non stop.
00:38:45
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i'll du it what it was they were on the mission rate said We didn't play good enough.
00:38:52
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At least Bobby Hill i owned it and was like we just didn't play good enough. I love I love I love I love what Dan Campbell said after they lost it when he was like some days. You're not on or what? Some, some days are bad days. Kind of like when Ohio state lost to Michigan. but he threw a dig and Even after, even after Oregon lost to Ohio state, don die they put a dig that was like, that's cold blooded bro. Cause you just got embarrassed in the playoffs, but I'm i'm not mad at you. The bad part about that night though too is, is when they wouldn't even let Ohio state will Howard be up there for the presentation. um Oh my God. I'm so sick of hearing people say that.
00:39:32
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That was a disgrace. And they didn't. They didn't. So do you know why they told him he couldn't go up there? Why that guy was stopping him? They were afraid the stage was going to collapse because they were already four players over. The fucking number was supposed to be up there. So he walked out of the place where there was. no rabbi else
00:39:54
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but there's a still But I mean, he got up there. Yeah, eventually, but I mean, the other end and got up on that end where there was no security guard, but I'm just saying that was I am going to go take a kiss and I just more beverages.
Football Game Highlights
00:40:09
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Then I have a story to share with you boys. Oh boy, your place.
00:40:14
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know you he swiped out his computer real quick and then dropped i seen that yeah no so the reason they didn't let will howard up there was because he took too long getting to the stage and they were already poor people over what they said they were going to allow on the stage for fear it was goingnna collapse but i mean that's just what they're put you know what i mean that Trying to make them look bad that all well yeah, everybody's like oh I've seen those it was like oh he's he thanked Jesus so they wouldn't let him on camera fuck out of here. That's so stupid I'll tell you what was cool the one of my highlights from that was when that organ starting quarterback that was covering Gabriel
00:40:52
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And he ended up waiting until Howard was done with the interview. I mean, that shows some class right there. The best thing that I saw all weekend in football, and and I know Jeff doesn't care about football, so he's just kind of here for it. um right you'll get So the the star running back for Arizona State, Cam Scadaboo. I see that end of the game. That dude walked up. It was like, I know you're going to the pros. Let me pray for you and with you. And they put their heads on each other's shoulders and had a moment of prayer with each other.
00:41:21
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That was pretty fucking cool. What? I was just getting ready to say that, Rick. I thought that was really a real cool gesture after that game was with Skadaboo. Skadaboo. Yeah. Yeah. That dude's going to be a horse when he comes in. Rick, you look back. If they would have done that back in the Tebow era, look how bad they would have got dogs.
00:41:47
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Say that one more time. Wally. I'm sorry. My son's got me. You're good. Like back when Tebow used to do that and they made a big deal about it. Now it's okay. oh yeah You know what I mean? Because it was Tim Tebow. You know what I'm saying? That's why it's okay. Because he opened the door for it.
00:42:01
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But I'm just saying if it was back then, they were, Oh my God, it was a big, big spectacle. And that was why Tim didn't go into the NFL and make it anywhere because he brought such a media circus with him. Yep. Tim Tebow, one of the, one of the, one of the, one of the greatest college quarterbacks of all time and a huge missed opportunity of being a top tier tight end in the NFL. And that's what I was going to say. He also went in as a quarterback in the NFL and he should have gone in as a tight end. Yeah. He should have gone in as the Taysom Hill of the function. Yes. Look at Taysom Hill right now. I'll be honest with you. Because Tebow and that Florida program was perfect for that. Yeah, Tebow was perfect in that Florida program as a quarterback. But had he gone into the NFL, and you can say what you want to say, like with the whole kneeling and the Jeebus thing or anything like that, I think what really hurt him was the fact that he just was not
00:42:59
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quarterback NFL quarterback material. And he wasn't used who wasn't and he refused because there was a couple of teams that wanted to put him at tight end. And he was like, no, I would not do it. If he had taken a role like Jason Hill did with the Saints where he plays quarterback and tight end, yeah Tim Deebo would still be in the NFL today. court sure taste I'm pretty sure Taysom Hill plays every position on the offensive defense.
00:43:23
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That's a good conversation for tomorrow. No, we don't talk enough holidays. I do. it on sundays I do. I do. Well, well that's going to that's actually going to start. That's got to change. Actually, at the end of the football season. And I told Wally, obviously, he's he's welcome to be there. Rick, I don't know if I told you or not, but Derek's on board to keep going with all with whatever's going on. Yeah. Yeah. With the full foot. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, the sports panel.
00:43:53
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yeah and Yeah. We're going to talk all sports on on sunday Sunday morning. I'm there. Would you guys play snooker? What? Oh, we're snooker. We're talking snooker right after the Super Bowl, man. We're going hot and heavy into the snooker. Nice. You honey like that little pink ball, don't you? That sounds like something I would do to Nicky. Hey, what'd you and Nicky do last night? I snooked her. Snooker. Little snooker.
00:44:20
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He's asleep, so I snooped her. I snooped her. Did you see the core form? I didn't even know what the college thing go. Did you see all the bitching about the fucking um changing the dates of the ballgames in the locations? After the New Orleans thing?
00:44:38
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Yeah. No. we just seeing They're saying because some teams like going into this weekend with Texas are going to have like a home field advantage because they're not as far for other teams to travel. i want playgue Like it's fuck you wally be betrayed mayor or not i will either have a huge fucking fit about it and saying they need to find, they need to not be ball games because they need to be neutral locations.
00:45:08
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I liked, I liked that they, that they incorporated them into the bowl games. I liked that they made the playoffs bowl games. I think that's, so I think that's perfect. you hove been around forever Yeah. And there's so many fucking bowl games guys yeah see what they did for the Snoop Dogg one there in Arizona, the way the field was done. No, but you Wally.
00:45:30
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and and and and been been No, I didn't see that like in the Duke's Mayo Bowl. They were handing out Mayo fucking squirt bottles for everybody. they Actually, got they've actually got the Snoop, the dog style, his weed brand as the logo in the end zones. No shit. That's funny. Yeah. Hey, there's there's way too many ball games. If you guys if you guys go to Walmart,
00:45:59
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don't sleep on oh ah old Snoop Dogg and his doggy style clothing line that's at Walmart. That shit is comfortable as fuck. All right. Dude, I'm a jeans and t-shirt guy every day. No, but when I'm at home, but when I'm at home, I'm even at home basketball. Yeah. When I come home from work, ah basketball shorts or or sweatpants. And that's why I'm at home right now. I've been home all day and I'm still in jeans and a t-shirt. Yeah. You got a hoodie on. Don't lie to me.
00:46:26
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No, I don't. You said all the lies. There's no I only put this back because I had to run to the store to get cigarettes and it's only 40. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I make excuses for your lies. You filthy whore. Yeah. OK. Old jeans and a T-shirt under it, bitch. Still got jeans on right now. But I'm comfortable with jeans. You know, I am too. I love wearing jeans. You know, everywhere I go, if it's like, oh, I got to go to a wedding, can I wear jeans? Oh, I got to go to somebody died. I'm wearing jeans.
00:46:55
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You know, but when I come home from work, when I, when I, when I go to, when I come home from work, or I'm just being lazy around the house, man, it's basketball shorts or sweatpants, depending upon the time of year. Because I am a, I am a comfort. I am a creature to comfort. I am a creature of comfort. And I'm all about just letting it all hang out, Jeffrey.
00:47:24
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Jeff knows what I'm talking about. He follows me on OnlyFans. He knows what I'm talking about. Ooh. Did anybody check on Blaze yet? Why did you slick your hair? Because I'm going to stick it up his butt. Well, there's that. Because he's fucking creepy, man. Are you going to shoot that guy that was right there or what? No, you're just going to want him off. Blaze, are you OK? Are you good, bubba? Stop eating chocolate chips. Just checking on you there. You've had enough sugar.
00:47:52
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You better stop eating that sugar or you're going to eat every bit of her Christmas candy in one weekend. She snuck into her fucking room and ate it all. She snuck into her bedroom. No, she snuck the candy down there. Oh, I was going to say, how dare she sneak in her own bedroom? Now, the only food that's allowed to leave the kitchen is water because I'm not dealing with bugs in the fucking house. We have that rule. The only one that that listens to it is cash.
00:48:20
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Yeah. It's like places says he got good. a Water bottle graveyard. joke yeah Do you? but I'll stab you. I don't. I wish God, I wish Blaze was here for the hold on. Is he coming back? I don't think so. I want to know you guys started talking sports. You scared him away. He's like a baby deer when it comes to sports. oh I got to go.
00:48:48
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jeff shevis himself pi i just started playing on my phone instead yeah good washington one they're talking sports i'm a like boy Jeff watching two girls, one cup. Apparently he was looking at pictures of pre-teen kids whose ass he's going to put his finger in. Gross. Because that's what you're having the gun I don't know. I'll see if I farted from from Mike, Mr. Ricks. should Should I go one knuckle, two or all three knuckles? Well, they did. They did just bust that giant fucking tunnel underneath Texas. I don't know if you heard about that. they wrote yeah there's happened in They're saying there could be a super sleeper cell in the United States right now that came through that tunnel.
00:49:32
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did you hear what happened in bro sleep Over Christmas weekend no so so the the police Decided they're gonna break up this this drug dealer House right is I was cracked in or whatever But the chief of police that was running the raid dressed up as the fucking Grinch and broke down the door with a sledgehammer as the fucking Grinch and
00:50:02
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where that And you know somebody in that house was like, dude, the cops are here, but so's the fucking Grinch, dude. And whatever language Peruvian speak. Yeah, I speak Peruvian. I think it's Spanish. It's either Spanish or Portuguese. Down goes the Steelers. Which, which, believe it or not, they're not as similar as you thought. No, not even close.
00:50:32
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What language do Peruvians speak? Oh shit back They speak the I'm IRA What Oh Around eighty four percent of Peruvians speak Spanish the official national language even so over 26 percent of the population speaks a first language other than Spanish is quecha Is the second most common language?
00:51:00
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time Not at all peruvian add that to my du leo i my is% of the language both of them have official standard status though You need um I'm the smartest guy in the room now the blazes left aren't you glad your phones right there?
00:51:21
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i don't know what you're talking about I Don't need Google I have a click you know everything Hashtag Glickit, motherfuckers. Glickit. That's Glick. Don't ask Jeeves. Just Glickit. Hey, Rob. Register. ah How about them sister fucking Alabama? Roll Tide. Let's go. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. How about them boys in Alabama? No, the motherfuckers are screaming like that new commercial. High Tide. High Tide. Yeah, High Tide. High Tide.
00:51:58
Speaker
Oh, it's you and Brittany versus them. Well, I'm sorry. You guys should get the fucking English only game for you. Stop telling our secret. she healthythy pig Yeah. What we do on the side of the road at a truck stop between you and me in the truck stop. I spread us on you.
00:52:20
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you but So check us out last night. We were joking around. I was picking up nonsense. on ja nonsense Oh, no, do you hear? I was picking on Chaka because, you know, none of those people, yeah I pop into their streams and get in the chat and say hello, but nobody ever comes and sees us or anything like that. I am beast mode and Harley and all yeah you guys don't subscribe to us, but I subscribe to you.
00:52:49
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Right. I was in Harley's broadcast last night. Don't care. And I'm like kind of looking around. He's got a panel panel. People kind of looking around, seeing who's who and whatnot. go And the shattering noise of. Excuse me. Oh, head oh no. Oh, no. Well, that's again.
00:53:19
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was on Harley dad's panel last night. By the way, the link is in the chat. Anybody who comes up, everybody's scared. Yeah. They're all scared. Well, you know, we're not, we're not, we're not soft like some of these other broadcasts that do all the panels. Yeah. You're going to call people out on their shit. Yeah.
00:53:40
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Yeah, you you can't pussyfoot around on nonsenseical nonsense or nonsense. There's no such thing as dipping your toe in the nonsensical network. you're je fall or the fuck out have It's all or nothing, baby. But all worships all things as she was calling Harley, Dad, Harley, Dave the whole time. Excuse me, Harley, Dave.
00:54:04
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I remember that chick got banned in like six minutes. So I, but I start fucking with her. The comments. Did you just say healers Wally and they just scored a touchdown. Sorry. Go ahead. Go ahead. You are so far ahead.
00:54:21
Speaker
It is the fourth quarter. There's not much time left. I don't think yeah eight minutes, but it's now nineteen thirteen. And you got fucking Russ Wilson throwing the ball. Come on now. That's easy. No sports. I mean, I'm rooting for the Steelers. But anyways, so I start talking with her. I start fucking with her in the chat. and And of course, you know, it's like there's there's twenty seven fucking streams for this one mainstream. So I'm like, I don't even know where the hell to go.
00:54:48
Speaker
And I'm like, excuse me, at all caps. Where's Daddy Cam? yeah That was the common best thing ever. And I start calling her because she kept fucking up Harley's name. I started calling her Novell instead of Noah. I was putting Novell on and nobody was catching on. And why you know what? I found the original stream was Harley Dads and I finally found it, you know. So I'm in there and I'm like, yo, this crazy chick was up in our life one night.
00:55:18
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And I absolutely we yeah I absolutely fucking destroyed her And a part of my I honestly think she yeah, I think she has like an issue Yeah, that's what I said. Well, I put in the comments apartment almost felt bad dot dot dot almost It wasn't the birth. She's been up. so She came up on the network like three or four times all like entertainment They just kept entertaining her and then there was this other cat that came in there and she was like and he was like don't think i will ban you on and like that's a weird flex bro like like but You're a moderator on multiple fucking streams and you just ban people at will like that's a weird fucking flex and it makes you kind of a bitch So it's just like what totally calm down karon It's just a punk ass way of trying to be in control I don't have damn click you're ever compensating with all those belts broke kind of like the dumb jacked up trucks
00:56:15
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I mean, that comes from a guy who enjoys having sex with his anti-mommy sister. and I'm just saying. All in one. And that's just, well, it's the same person. And that's just somebody stopping you being an Alabama man. That's the person all in one. When your mom's your dad, your dad's your brother. You're a proud man. Trust me, Bob. There's no, I don't, it's not a secret that I'm a recompensating, God damn it. I was blessed with a fucking inchworm. It's not even an inchworm. It's a quarter inchworm. Oh.
00:56:45
Speaker
I'm the guy who said I'm buying a big fuck off Debbie and I'm going to put across the back window. Yes, I'm overcompensating. They're playing. Before you ask, yes, I'm overcompensating. I love you, buddy. though You are the Lord Farquaad of the podcast. over Only difference is that I've reached full grown man status. Just my penis stopped growing right about the time I was born. I was going Oh,
00:57:20
Speaker
yeah and oh somebody got Peyton's attention over there. And she says, what? He's not deaf as well. And hopefully you and the family are doing good. And all honesty, you know, I love you, buddy. We don't have a great beard if he lets it grow and he is really short.
00:57:37
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Uh, I hope you guys had a great thing.
00:57:41
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but said no one ever
00:57:46
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there gynite is a great thing It's a very small package. I've dared you for 30 years. And what I describe you great is not in that sentence. Wow. Out to the back of your mind.
00:58:01
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I usually start that when they're like, so what's it like being just friend? I'm like, have you ever had an STD that won't go away? It's called the herb. Oh, here, read this book. It's called buying comp. Right. No, that's Connor's book. Wow. You ever had got a syphilis?
00:58:24
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That's what it's like being just friend. like Like having a canker sewer. Small but annoying. yeah good you but burn when you pee by chance it hurt been you like gonorrhea in a nursing home. He's always there. Oh, you got an only fans too. Huh? Oh, we should share. You think gonorrhea in a nursing home is that we can create content? Yeah. Apparently gonorrhea and STDs in the home are the Yeah. highest fucking rated STD capitals in the country. Burn Yeah. Nobody can get pregnant, when but they fuck you pee by a lot. chance.
00:59:02
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Dude, you're on. It's because they are literally literally the big reaper stated on your doorstep. What else are you going to do other than? Oh, they they fuck to hope they go out while they're fucking. Hey, come and go at the same time, baby. Come and go. Yeah, that would definitely be the right way to do it. We can create we can create content together, Rob. I got an only answer. No. Yeah, this is an Alabama fans combined. They'll rub each other. Look out.
00:59:31
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yeah i doing honest you just did this yeah yeah we just rub a nipple rub a testicle butje he can put his big guy on his chest and i can put an M on my chest and we can just rub each other's nipples with baby oil with ditty oil you're the robo No, it was god wasn that the... Who the fuck are you talking to? The udder? No, I'm thinking. What's it called? the What's it called? What's it called? What's it called? No, what's it called? From... from... Zach and Mary make a porno. ah The guy... Jay Muse has... he says they do it... they do a Dutch rudder. Holy shit!
01:00:14
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Who is this close? That was hard for Jeff right there. Did you get all that? I couldn't remember what it was called. That was super fucking hard. It was like a finger in the butt for your 12-year-old. What's going on, man? What's up?
01:00:27
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What's up man? Are you home? Are you home this weekend, brother? Yeah, I'm home. I'm home all this week. Wow. Nonsense. Nonsense. Nonsense. Fantasy football champion in the house, ladies and gentlemen. Soon to be. Soon to be. true Soon to be. Soon to be. Don't count our chickens. He'll fuck it up. He's going to fuck it up. Yeah, now just because Jeff said it, that's all the reason.
01:00:49
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No, Brian and I, Brian and I's only rival. He is fantasy football. No, my kid. Glick and I talked about this.
01:01:01
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So for my victory speech, I would like to have Jeff, you say some good, kind, positive words for about a couple of minutes. And then I want five minutes of Connor praising and being positive to me. but you're pun Without Connor, I would not be in the position that I'm at. This is true.
01:01:24
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This is true. always and and i just such dog as some days I'm just really hoping you win because I don't want Cam's brother to win. yeah and below camp's brother was Cam's brother was a last minute edition after he got kicked out of my personal league. And it was just like, I do not want to bring him in here as a last minute edition and then him win it all.
01:01:51
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I love Justin and I love Cam. Don't get me wrong. I just don't particularly care for him when it's fantasy football involved. It's a real Michigan OSU thing. No, no, it's ah it's not. It's not that. It's just shenanigans, shenanigans and fucker than that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then plus Cam's Cam's a what's up?
01:02:17
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Brandon Looney tunes fan. What's going on with your brother? Welcome first-timer. Yeah, so right now well time listen or first time comment and right now as long time first Yeah Next year next year's fantasy football League will be fun because I think we're gonna fill it out I'm sure Rick will be involved. Jeff will be there. I'll be there Wally will probably be there is it go cost twenty bucks No, this is all no, no our our league is free Okay. It's going to charge you a hundred on the side. Don't let them. I mean, it is. I mean, I mean, just, I won't charge you. Just make sure you do that cradle thing on my balls that you do. Oh, you know, I learned it.
01:03:03
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I learned that from Brian Brian. I learned it yeah and I was like 79% change. You're going to fantasy 100% change your cradle in these nuts. You know what? I wish you would learn the Jervisi trick where he cradles your balls and tickles your team at the same time. It's amazing. It's fantastic. It's the fucking game changer.
01:03:26
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Oh my God. Are you ready for this? Are you ready for some fucked up shit? You got to hear this.
Funny Dog Story
01:03:32
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This is the funniest Saturday shit ever happened to me in my entire life. on This is literally in my entire life. Okay. So last week I was in Florida, right? I went out of Florida and I blew you in Florida. No, shut up. Listen, everyone has an English center, a six, seven month old puppy.
01:03:54
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So I go to the living room and I just separate the puppy and tater. And I go and I went to big, I don't remember what I was doing. I think I was fixing my soccer. So I put my foot up on the arm of the couch and I had my under armor shorts on. The dog goes to goose me in the ass, but fucking goes inside your shorts and goose is my gooch.
01:04:18
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ah youly here I thought i mean and rick never realized this book to go behind his ears. Well, I thought I went fucking right over the back of the couch. I might come clean out of my skin. I was like, what game? All right. she's deserve The fucking dog just goosed my gooch and she starts fucking roaring. She's like, I'm so glad I'm already going to the bathroom because I just pissed all over myself. I wasn't supposed to tell you guys this. greg Rick told me this in competency. He had his nether regions slathered in peanut butter. I would never waste peanut butter on that.
01:05:03
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Rick also just recently started and his own only fans. It's called my dog and I Brandon show me to just in case What's going on Bubba I never um they met you guys before Well
01:05:31
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Every Saturday, man, hit that subscribe button. Where are you from, brother? Ohio. And yes, I did hit the subscribe button. You're not from Ohio. Are you serious? I'm not part of Ohio. Wherever Glick's neighbor lives, right next door to Glick. Are you in Glick's basement? This is crazy. I told you, you were not allowed to get on the laptop to watch the show. I gave you a message. This is crazy. You could watch a hell of a movie. This is literally between you and Wallach.
01:06:03
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Can I make you guys before? No. No, I don't think so. And I did. Yeah, I did just hit the subscribe button. absolutely He sounds like the guy that I met at the bar a couple of years ago. Never mind. ah a Different guy, I think. Where are you originally from? Are you really from Ohio? why I am. we Which part of Ohio are you in? I'm Bland.
01:06:30
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I'm gonna go get the baby booty. Why didn't you hit the mute button before he fucking walked away? I got him. I got him. I got him. Thank you. Which part of Ohio are you in, Bubba? Paul. Paul, we bland. Bland? Why do I know where that's at? Hold on. It sounds boring as fuck. I just got a bland. Yeah. Where do you live? I live in Bland. No, really. Yeah, like clicks. Even though I'm not allowed to give away where I live.
01:07:01
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that's all right that's fine no i mean you're safe here this is this is a safe he's gone from calumism safe space and i do have a chair that many people say i have the best streams you have the best streams yes you think think you think you earn these belts by having lame ass streams those are the those are the best streams ever that's how you earn them belts the strongest
01:07:30
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you This is this is true. I do have a pretty strong screen you don't let the strongest screen you guys we take do you Do you have a David Looney tune character No, I mean I guess the Tasmanian devil everybody what about the just user name Jeff user Yes, really thought about it I'm going to be Sam guy. I'm going to Sam or a giant red guy with basketball chops. Gosh, I'm going to say that the giant red. Yeah. Yeah. The big monster. Yeah. Does does kind of remind me of Rick. I'm thinking about it. That's Brian Stappy Duck. I didn't just subscribe to you. Awesome. We appreciate that.
01:08:25
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why you check out your struggleton My channel, yeah In the how to add up in my channel right here. Yeah, go for it Drop in the chat. Listen. Wait, where do you know? He's in one of any of us came to my channel for a stream Because we didn't know I don't see that you're that you're following us Or subscribe to us. Well, let's see if I can find you real quick There's my channel, guys.
01:08:59
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she This channel matches his exact name. Oh, there a Brandon. looney tune fan sorry and Let's see if I can find them. Oh, look at him. He's got a, he's got a boat. Oh, the subscribers. Okay. I see you. I see you. Okay. Out of way where to pop in Saturday. super Oh, you're watching cartoons on your streams. Okay. Cool. Well, yeah. Nice. Wait, old school cartoons.
01:09:22
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Yeah, he's got some Wow Favorite is Roadrunner and Wylie coyote. I do Oh, yeah, man, you know, I don't know if you're actually subscribe to us right now But I'm gonna go ahead and swipe right those to you. I got the final your channel so I can subscribe to you guys It's all one channel. It's all one network. All of our shows are right here on this network. We do a show every single night of the week, pretty much. I did subscribe to you. Yeah. Well, I just subscribe to you as well. So this this channel right here is subscribed to you. There's a lot of scenes. Yeah, man. OK. Oh, when do you when you theres only when do you normally go live? What what days do you do your shows and stuff like that?
01:10:17
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It depends. The one day my special guest wants to do a stream. Brian, you know you can see that, right?
01:10:27
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ah Fucking Brian. fact Jesus. No, I'm going to have to check you out for real, man. I have to try to catch you. I might check it out just because I know. I know. I have the kids watching fucking Looney Tunes on YouTube when they were like five and six.
01:10:47
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Dude, I found the new app that I use. I found the fucking Snorks, man. I got excited as shit. We got to have the ball game here. Snorks? I just... Yeah. The ball. Oh, man. The Snorks? I don't know the Snorks. Yeah, you do. The Snorks were basically Smurf for underwater. They got the weird fucking Snorkel on their head. You don't know the Snorks? You don't know the Snorks? Nope. Just said I don't.
01:11:16
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Uh, how much do you love my, man, how much do you love my channel?
Engaging with Listeners
01:11:21
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I mean, it just sounds like something weird, like weird beginning of a conversation where you're going to start to ask for sexual favors. no that escalated quickly How much do you love my channel? It's a hint of about bear rick <unk>s a pretty good channel. Well, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't watched it yet, but ill had to obviously I'm, I mean, we're
01:11:47
Speaker
but to Check it out steelers's gonna get the ball back man pick for straw rob and i see it Nope remember them no but yes i use the po on the my channel On here is chair 109 where I live spectrum, but yes, Brian I agree with you the boomer I don't think but didn't boomerang your Cartoon Network die at the beginning of twenty Yeah, there's only so many TV tunes fucking June of last year. I
01:12:20
Speaker
Yeah, I saw something, but somebody posted a tombstone with it on there. And I was like, Oh, no. Kill Joe Burrow. They put him in the blue tent. Ruben's arm up and shove it up his ass. Who? No, unfortunately, I can't. Nope. They're just going to run the finger up there, though. They're just going to give the ball to Brown and try to run the clock out. I need them to. I need Pittsburgh to get the ball back because I need. Oh, no, I'm sorry.
01:12:49
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man. It's a good thing. I uh I bench Brown um Coyote and what about my foods by the way? Coyote and I I I've said Tasmanian devil just because back when I was younger, that's what everybody like. Okay. So here let me date myself. My parents were a member of a CV club. Yeah. And and and I had a CV in my car. You're older than me.
01:13:18
Speaker
podcast for like eight for eight months max yeah eight years yeah like hey you know like twenty like twenty some years bro i'm twenty buckets three What are the new you guys getting the kingdom I tell first team Huh when you go what time do you what time do you normally go live? Random times it I depends what time a special guest wants to have a stream like they're ready Yeah, well we'll see unfortunately like we go live pretty much every day at 7 7 8 or 9 There's a we there is a we stream button
01:14:02
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Jeff Jeff you said we go live every day seven pretty much eight Well, it depends on the show because Wally does it like what five, right? So Monday's Friday's goes at seven like going not but I convinced him to eight because fucking nine o'clock Well, oh my god, shut up Yeah, while you might be starting to do six to eight our time yeah What time is it? I live in an Eastern time zone. I live in Ohio. what Wally and Glick are both in Ohio. Yeah, Wally's in Ohio, too. I'm from Ohio. The Mexican downbe down at the bottom, the chopstick barbecue guy. He's a Mexican that claims to be Filipino. He's out in Texas. And in BDR, he's out in Georgia. jackson In Jackson, Mexico, because he's running from the wall.
01:15:02
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and jeffs all like take our fingers up people's muts but that's Just oh yes and there is a there is a were button right there is oh and it head dad this too be wasasting no on my channel go ahead and hit it yeah okay i may i am a ge majorated channel by the the no. Nobody on this panel except you. Nobody on this panel except for you is G. but We are. We are a not say G for gay. Hey, I'm. It's twenty twenty five. You can't say that, Rick. Oh, I'm I'm I'm G because I'm a gangster. G stands for general audiences. purple Well, my G stands for Glick's a gangster. It's double G. I'm double Ged up by this bitch.
01:16:05
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gang to
01:16:08
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Oh, John Johnson. Shut up, Brandon.
01:16:17
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but
01:16:20
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Be nice to our new friend. Be nice. Yeah. as as patrick As Patrick Stewart once said in House Road, be nice. It was Star Wars. It was Star Wars, House Road. Patrick Stewart. You hurt my head.
01:16:39
Speaker
so like still And did you guys like my chair? or wait wait turn' like fit We're still here. I love it. I love it. I love it. Do you want me to cradle your balls to show you how much I love it? Oh, my God. What? That's that. You don't even know him. You do that to strangers. I thought that was. That's what he does. What I do. That's why maybe ja is port that's why I'm double Ged up in this bitch. I thought that was a thing. Did you subscribe?
01:17:09
Speaker
I mean, I subscribe. Yeah. Right to the base. I subscribe. ah ah And and and what's our music alive anyway? He doesn't even joke.
01:17:24
Speaker
but yeah Right to the base. not but no You know, you're not a hater, Brandon. What do you got to say to this? hand ah John McSmith says Brandon streams so dirty donkey balls. Are you going to take that?
01:17:36
Speaker
because he just wants to eat nothing but eggs and broccoli. Oh, you're one of those. You're one of those times, John Smith. You're an eggs and broccoli eater, huh? No. He wants me to get terminated. Canceled. The proper term is canceled. I really, I mean, I mean, you're going to get terminated by Schwarzenegger? He wants you to get canceled. I'm down. he's trying He's telling everyone to unsubscribe from me.
01:18:08
Speaker
I mean, we haven't heard his political. and We haven't heard his stance. Why does he want? people to scrap from He's a crush on Brandon's mom. So he's just playing. I mean, his stepdad one day. This guy could be your stepdad one day, Brandon. How do you feel about that? Hold on down they forceee and he brought me every day for the of my life. that's fucked up No more cereal. No more milk. No more nothing. What's wrong with eggs and broccoli? I like eggs and broccoli. I don't think that's a very good combination.
01:18:37
Speaker
You know what, I would play around this one. I mean, if you get gassed like a motherfucker. Oh, I do. I do eat carrots sometimes. And I'm going to like it. I'm going to eat carrots in his butt. Brandon, we should form an alliance, and we should take out all the broccoli and egg eaters. We could put them in camps and do science experiments on them. We serve them rotten eggs and fresh broccoli.
01:19:06
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We can call it an egg-a-side. Egg-a-side.
01:19:15
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I'm on Team Brandon here. You broccoli and egg-eater. I did. used not so I used to eat celery when I was little. I remember a little somewhat liking it. See, see now i'm back now I'm back on John's side. Now I'm Team John because it's not cool to cock block.
01:19:32
Speaker
You gotta sway me back over Brandon. You gotta bring me back over to the to the brand inside. You don't eat vegetables, vegetables. There's nothing wrong with celery with like peanut butter ranch dressing. One of the two. You got a real weird thing about peanut butter, though. Oh, my God. I mean, he's got a fucking. It was only like 20 or 30 times, Jeff. All right.
Peanut Butter Complex and Shelf Placement
01:19:56
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He has a thing. He's got a complex about peanut butter because everybody always put it on the top shelf and he couldn't reach it. but
01:20:08
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That's why I built up all his house so nobody can hide anything. from And even when he could reach it, he wasn't strong enough to open it. But I've opened a peanut butter. Looks on you where he was all by himself. He still could reach it. He just said it on the countertop. He's like, what the fuck? launch I just want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Me and the just like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and you put it right there, Richard.
01:20:37
Speaker
not cool na my friend rick wants to use it for his dog yeah john yeah john his counts going up so letting your my finger up your butt we're friends let's be honest uh we're not easy so they on my channel there was just a financial transaction no i live at my there was some actually going on there wasn't it There was definitely a transaction. one Oh, you saw Jeff walk out in the dress. God damn it. Unfortunately, unfortunately, it's not the first time I've seen is go address Jeff with the mascara running down his face. Jeff. Jeff was so jealous and how and you go the he love your alive anyway.
01:21:28
Speaker
but Jeff was my my bitch. I mean why? like How often are you alive? um um All the time. Yeah, pretty much like daily Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Saturdays, twice on Saturday, twice on Saturdays, Sundays. Sometimes I come up on Monday. Sometimes I'm fucking bored. What about the other people on here?
01:21:53
Speaker
The other people on here don't matter. Brandon, the other people on here don't matter. The only person that matters is me. I'm the champ. You see those belts back there? You see the flashing light? I'm the only one. yes oh shirt I just, I just have them here. Don't forget the shirt behind you. The shirt.
01:22:10
Speaker
on your chair, your supervisor a shirt, the shirt. You always forget the fucking shirt, bro. I do forget that. say I got that from Timo and it was way too small for me. So I was like, you know, it works perfectly in a billboard when you get up to go play with a penis. Look, I only do that like 10 or 12 times. What the fuck is that? that picture that bishop that was that was on our homely fan that's your only grand i'm just calling it yeah are they he go on
01:22:43
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yeah he should star like isn nick just looked over goes Oh god, what the hell was that? exactly exactly say say it right That's what happens when you're here.
01:22:55
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oh god that's fucking epic How did you find out about? How did you find out about Mimey Rick's only fans, Jeff?
01:23:07
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but
01:23:10
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Sloothing. Oh, Jesus. Breaking news. Really wasn't in Florida last week. He was in Ohio and ah bullshit. It's called in the wild diggers. out there whoa and that makes mens And that mixed that mixed music was to see my mom naked. I mean, is she hot?
01:23:29
Speaker
but fucklick i as first i personal time listen bro i promised you get pancakes in the morning no i can get cereal milk brand brandon What kind of cereal do you like? What kind of cereal do you guys keep in your house? What's your favorite cereal?
01:23:49
Speaker
you didn' playing cheerss but did mix expect once be stop eating cereal Who wants you to make? Mix it. I would want i actually I want you to stop eating the cereal, too, if you're eating plain Cheerios. Yeah. Banana or something. Are you a Nazi? This dude, I ate slucky chimes. Oh, I don't do milk too much anymore because and it's much harder to eat milk. I started coughing like I'm having a like I'm dying. Oh, I thought he was going to say shit to his pants.
Food and Pronunciation Jokes
01:24:21
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That lactose intolerance.
01:24:24
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He said I don't drink milk. Well, he says milk. So allow me to pronounce the correct pronunciation. Now, it has an E in it. Milk. Now, he's me. Bananas will be say like that. They call it bananas, dude. I don't know. It's better than saying bad shit crazy all the time. know It's like the third time you've said banana is brand. I think Brandon singing to us right now.
01:24:53
Speaker
and name wills change his diet I'm changing a little bit of my diet anyway. Not to give you work. on What are you working on? What are you working on eating that's healthier for you? I did carrots, apples. Okay.
01:25:09
Speaker
Do you know what they say? and I do eat dr way but a carrot and a butt brings jeff from mexico i do eat canadas but have a hard time swallowing. I have a hard time swallowing them. yeah So does Jeff, but he still tries some peanut butters for i have the I have to have a drink. I a drink to swallow carrots. You know, last time Jeff said that I just plugged his nose and punched him in the stomach.
01:25:33
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ah ah sure
01:25:36
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You know, Brandon, do you know what the healthiest thing that you can do to eat? You know, you know if you're trying to change your eating habits and eat better and eat healthier, you got to eat broccoli and eggs. You got to eat what? Broccoli and eggs? Yeah, but not together. That's probably why John McSmith is in such great shape and his is in a spot where you can potentially you know date bring this mom.
01:26:05
Speaker
Oh, my God. I'm dying. I didn't mean Sally. Well, it's negative calories, though. Yeah, it's delivery gets stuck in your teeth. And I don't know if you knew that or not. Celery is negative calories. And sometimes if you're not careful, it'll squirt you in the eye. You're been squirting the eye when you're eating. And that's the one that burns a little bit.
01:26:31
Speaker
Oh, dear God. How bad are you at eating this stuff sports in your eye? Celery nonetheless. pick bra was fri big is fuck ryan First and foremost, thank you for being the only one on the panel that grasps.
01:26:46
Speaker
at what I was saying and and and and and of all people, Jeff didn't understand it. He was like, oh, I got it. I understand this. I mean, I understand this. I mean, that's my question to Brian is how hard are you laughing? that You had to turn your camera off. No, I bre ah see. um'm like I'm looking up. Oh, see, Brandon. That was actually two, two, three years ago. He did spit out the beer.
01:27:16
Speaker
I don't drink Kool-Aid. Why don't you drink Kool-Aid, man? Kool-Aid? Because I have to go to toilet every time? Yes, go to the toilet. That's what happens when you drink liquid. It processes through your system and fills up your bladder, and then you have to empty it, and you have to make your bladder glider. And Jeff's Kool-Aid's not the safest way, either. I just make your bladder glider. Yeah, don't drink Jeff's Kool-Aid. That's good stuff.
01:27:43
Speaker
<unk>s what the fuck that's your add and you but there for yeah ri everything if you drink jeff will join make up in a cages You wake up in a cage somewhere. yeah We go in a cage south of the border yeah at the donkey show.
01:28:09
Speaker
in Tijuana. He's a little guy. 245 pounds. That's a little guy. He's a little guy. He ain't that big. Who's 245? Brandon is apparently according to McSmith. McSmith. Come on, McSmith. Bro, I just had to admit when he's calling 245 fat, I'll stab him in his goddamn eye.
01:28:33
Speaker
so that's pretty big right now. God damn I come say 245 is bad to my 370. Yes. Let's see what the fuck happens. I know of a case in Bell. Do you say you got this involved? I'm not sure. Sounds like an interesting weekend. you got this imbalanced Normal in Tijuana.
01:29:00
Speaker
see want day dojuana normal yeah mr to kiss jesus he said he's built like rosie o'donneal before shes off You know why she lost weight cuz she went fucking loopy I seen a video of that bitch the other day talking to this I think it did hit on your channel. I think of I think I had to know of a case in Bell There you go. Now you get notified every time we're fucking Yeah Let me ring your bell, Brandon. Greg, look, I'm in the big canal, too. but Right. Aiming for the BH. Protect Protect me. Don't say that. That's fucked up. jes me and Keep finger away from my booty hole. That's fucked up.
01:29:55
Speaker
you You're the one that brought it up. no no You 100% brought up the finger. the je No one was thinking it and you're all of a sudden like... It has nothing to do with your fingers.
01:30:10
Speaker
yeah jim the parkywise papa ri finger away from my bumphole please papa rick my god good word papa and it ros cases he does a full on all what's the most what's the most kind most people i here What's the matter what's the most good you can fit you can fit on here think we've had nine Ten I think why do you guys bring it up?
01:30:39
Speaker
Bring on your fans, homie. Oh, God, I only hope she has friends yeah years bears out lincoln gonna show for anybody watch love like he has whole panel in this. The link is right there. What? Yeah, it's right where's right where? I just dropped the link in the chat. Yeah. Yeah. Tell all your tell all your homies. Share that link out. Tell all your homies come hang out.
01:31:00
Speaker
Tell him this guy's double G'd up. the homie they better have again i don't know if i get enough but Or be too dumb to realize what what's happening right now. Either or tough skinner. I don't what the next doctor said, Glick.
01:31:17
Speaker
Either way, I'm not going to feel bad in the morning. yeah I'm not going to feel good in the morning. at the rate i I warned you sons of bitches. I'm going to be the same piece of shit in 2025 that I was in 2024.
01:31:34
Speaker
Did he really? What happened between you two, John? John, would you like to come up and and share and share your story? What happened? Yeah. Don't don't just talk in the chatters box, pop your freaking pop yourself up. You don't even got to put your camera on. just kind being Jeff and I used to be best fucking friends, too. And then he broke my heart. And I said, he goes to Mexico, US, John McSmith, John McSmith. That's what you should do. You should do what I did.
01:32:02
Speaker
i Put Jeff in a crate when he broke my heart and I mailed his ass to Mexico You should put Brandon in a crate and mail him to Mexico and then him and Jeff could become BFFs. Hey oh John but we control this fucking shit show up here not him you go up here and talk Double G'd up triple belted like a motherfucker. This is my house. I run shit Yeah nikey walks in the room Yeah but She's in the back there. Don't you worry about her? I'm the king of this castle right now. Hey, yeah. Hey, good game. Good game. Whoa, hey, hey. Oh, my. god Double cheese. And Jeff, you to could have just moved it. You could have like center that finger a little bit more than to be like right there. Yeah, I know. You had to have been perfect. I don't want to make it too obvious. Perfect. Wow.
01:32:54
Speaker
went now brandon brandon know he's bartering no worries you're he's pardoning I mean dictator you block people and then you won't let them come into your streams and let's say tough. I'm not even that much of an egotistical maniac.
01:33:10
Speaker
yeah but strong a fucking idea and there's a hell of fuck this isnt extreme yeah no but I'm going to start blocking people and be like, you can't come in here because it's not his stream. Yeah. You didn't come in here, John. This is my stream. This is our stream. This is the nonsensical network. Hit that link that's in the chat. There's some dumb shit going on up here tonight. Apparently I won't block you unless you show us your wiener.
01:33:34
Speaker
or your BA. Have a get excited about the BA. But the rest of us are. If you or if you say some racist shit outside of that, you can come up here. We want to hear your side of the story because because, you know, like challenge accepted because, you know, danger there's three sides to every story. Oh, Jesus, Jeff. Oh, my God.
01:34:00
Speaker
There's a finger in my bum hole. um and never
01:34:05
Speaker
I'm just saying, as long as you, as long as you keep your wiener to yourself and you're not racist, we're not going to block you. We're not going to ban you. However, there's three sides to every story. His side, your side, and the side that I make up that sounds way more funner than either one of your stories. Way more funner. Yeah, that's what I said. Way more funner. Way more funner. He took English every year of school and he still said that. I wasn't. Hey. Six hours. ah Until I turn it on. Hours. you can over what Five hours on here. But some dumb ass ended it early. So we had to restart it. So now we got a whole new fucking press. Five hours. Yeah. Nicki said, Nicki said, are you guys going to go another six hours? I was like, I don't know. She went serious. and thanks just but Just make sure the potatoes are in the kitchen, lady. Do you know what the potatoes need to be when I'm done, woman?
01:35:02
Speaker
You don't even gotta be awake. I just need to know where my potatoes are. God damn right. How do you feel about potatoes, Brandon? Because this is really going to determine how you and I, how you and I go from here. And see 11, 12, 11, 21 here. So you didn't ask you what time it was. I asked you how you felt about potatoes. Don't change the subject, Joe Biden. I'm being serious. For real. For real. How do you feel about potatoes? Do you like potatoes, Brandon?
01:35:32
Speaker
um not really yes wow really you like french fries boy you hit the left then you're do you like potato chips yes you like mashed potatoes no french fried taters you like french fried taters with mustard that's the wrong way ain't got no gas Hey, you better watch them out boat. Now the french fries are fucking delicious. Yes. Your truck race car french fries are fucking delicious. Yes. they I don't care if they come out of a fucking trailer and somebody hauled in on the nineteen eighty five Volkswagen. The best. i can know Yep. They're on a fucking trailer, man. Let's see where you can get your hands on. Yeah.
Nostalgia and Parenting Challenges
01:36:21
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and
01:36:26
Speaker
There's a problem, right? No gas in it. Mm hmm. There's nothing wrong with it. Well, we're going to take good of you when I die. We're going to take good care of you when I die in two days. I'll be your new dad. She said she said that's not good. She looked at me for a picture and she goes, that's not good for me. You call me potato.
01:36:50
Speaker
I realized that it was Pat and over there, not Wyatt. I was like, oh, no, I'm not going to be. that no yeah No, no, no, no, no, no. No, there's so much room at Jeff's house. and ah Just that good. i There should be plenty of room. Nobody's there anymore. Why stop there? The kids ran away. I mean, it's just be me and you just like old times, Jeff. Hey, mine is your finger in my butt. So the brain is like, didn't yeah I'm ready.
01:37:19
Speaker
know I just want to meet users that I've never met before. Well, you know, Brendan, do you know these users? John, do you know these users? Yeah, John, come hang out. um i easy Look at that channel and see if it's good enough for me to jump on. Well, you're here you know what? The fact that you've graced us with your amazing presence, you're the best streamer on YouTube. I feel honored that you're here and I thank you for that.
01:37:50
Speaker
I'm pretty excited. I'm smiling. You're excited. You can feel your nipples.
01:38:00
Speaker
yes' thing i did Wait, what? it's midnight seen it It's not that impressive. jesus right It's not. it's It's really not. It's it's really underwhelming. The sad part is that you buy a big pickup truck.
01:38:17
Speaker
Well, John, why are you afraid to come on my panels? If you've been on his panels, do you think you're too good to come on my panel? I've come all over your panel. i might do say pause You might be lucky. If you find me a cheeseburger today, I will happily pay you on Tuesday.
01:38:44
Speaker
What about some bowling alley french fries? Can we meet in the middle?
01:38:51
Speaker
ah grab the tip beauty Do you not get that reference, Brandon? Come on, you're an old-school cartoon guy. Do you not get that reference? Yes, McSmith. I throw them off of my strings. Ours are not G-rated. They're double G-rated. Oh, yeah. 18 and nothing new. Nah, bullshit.
01:39:13
Speaker
At Jeff's house, it's all ages admitted. Preferably under his team. That's why he's in Mexico. it's like yeah oh Now we're not triple X. We just just well just do things around here, man. Things happen. If we're not smart enough to get triple X, we got one X.
01:39:31
Speaker
thought six hundred fact Wally's like... Well, he's like, you know, I'm a part of this network. And this is like my first Twitch Saturday night experience. and think martin and everyone's saturdays this is a little differented for him you know always like not a part of it yeah like you then ben And leave. If I join the a panel, I've been burning. We'll leave. Will you leave Brandon or will you stay and talk pretty late to me?
01:40:01
Speaker
I mean, we're all it's pretty late for you. All right. You got to get to Betty. But you got to get up early in the morning for your broccoli and eggs by Brandon. And his next podcast with this. We didn't even say five. Oh, wow. Didn't even say five. Wow. Getting late. I'm absolutely.
01:40:22
Speaker
Give me. Give me. We are all going to hell just so you know. Brian, you're the one with us too. You're just my association. And you're down there laughing at my terrible fucking...
01:40:36
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every fucking one of us
01:40:41
Speaker
I'm just going to sit here, but I'm going to co-sign on all netflixs bullshit fucking bride what's in the
Ohio Stereotypes and Humor
01:40:52
Speaker
people i was like oh yeah. he He's texting me. Oh, what's up? ah
01:41:03
Speaker
Yeah, you know what? Unfortunately, Wally, for you and I, things are not looking good for people from Ohio. Things are not looking good for us. if We got no help. We really got your gains, bro. Really good. So funny story about Ohio. I told you, Florida, Florida, wherere we're we're North Florida. North Florida. We're looking next with Florida. You really are. Here's the funny thing about the whole Ohio thing and weirdos.
01:41:29
Speaker
So I used to do, I used to work at ah a bar crawl where we'd sign people up and you'd take them to, like, five or six different bars, right? Yup. And at Senior Frogs here, we get there with the bar crawl. We got, like, 30 people with us. And my buddy who's working with me, he's always made fun of me for being from Ohio. This chick jumps up on the table, and she's all, like, huge, acting a fucking fool. And she looks like she just walked out the fucking trailer park. And he leans over and he goes, I bet she's from Ohio.
01:42:00
Speaker
And the MC hands her the mic and goes, where are you from? She's like, oh, I was like, right.
01:42:08
Speaker
Oh, the country, Florida, where they got half normal and half Florida. Yeah, I mean, I got to say it is that Alexa Bliss is from Ohio. Yeah. All I got to say is right ahead either.
01:42:27
Speaker
The OPC, the OPD, whatever, the ODC, the ODC was by far my greatest mastermind brainchild idea ever. The Open Door Challenge was by far the greatest thing I ever came come all over your panel. ugly jesus gri anding I'm dying at the fact that we had him, like, ah the broccoli and eggs and potatoes and carrots was cracking me the fuck up. Yeah. You know what I mean? The broccoli and eggs and potatoes That's all I can hear in my ******. They don't know what we. Yeah. They made us a fantastic. You made it. Oh my god. There's five squad. Just give us an email. i dead Read it. but just I just got an email from brandon I have subscribed to you and I hit that bell. I will go on your panels and I would have a stream with you guys on my channel. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. There goes this G8 right out the window. ah He's getting cheated on YouTube. but You want the double Ged up click to come up on that, Beloya?
01:44:04
Speaker
um and no and But I want to know why you know that Smith wouldn't come up here. Jeff, I'm making a new belt. It's going to be the double G championship. Champion shit is right. Champion shit. Double G championship belt. I want to know why John McSmith wouldn't come up here, though. He was scared. I think job is scared of Brandon. I think I think job express is i think he's afraid of me. He knew that he really wasn't going to fuck Brandon's mom. Yeah. I'm a day.
01:44:39
Speaker
Oh, you know who's brand who's going to fuck. Brandon's mom. Nonsense. School network. We're going to write this straight right here. there great look I love he said that. You both. You both said she. I wish this camera was on so I could've seen his face just go. but um um big dog but is out grand and sha the yo gentlemen Come on in a whier and diner and sixty nine hours might let them hang out definite what head up. like the nonsense? You know, we got liquor in a drawing over in the back. Guess guess what's on the guess what's on the menu every day with steady in the house? Eggs, broccoli and potatoes. You better eat right. and Yeah. And when Rick comes in, they serve banana and peanut butter. Yeah, I mean, we're covering veggies and proteins, baby. Yeah. Daddy, daddy, daddy. Oh, here goes Rick. Daddy Glick and Papa Rick are in charge now. We're large and in charge. Come on. on mixed with why them up Come on, you broccoli and egg eater. You know, there's there's times on this show.
01:46:05
Speaker
Where I'm like, do I really want to do the show tonight? And then this happens and I can't wait for the next turn around real quick. I am so glad that I do. Show my two fingers. Is it real? Oh, well, it looks like a bike, a bike. Is it a quick pipe? Is this going to hit somebody with a pipe? It's a crack pipe. No, it's a it's a heater. Bro, there's no way right back on here.
01:46:35
Speaker
Oh, my God, are we going to see in the bathtub? Is it a fucking bathtub? Do what? I dare not bring that up. I'm just just saying. Just show us two fingers on your camera and then show us two fingers that you can turn your camera off. They showed us a weed. OK, yeah, you can turn your camera. He's in the bathroom. I don't know how I feel about this. I'm hovering. I'm hovering. I'm hovering.
01:47:04
Speaker
What the hell is he doing? John McSmith. What the **** are you doing? What is that? This is the most complicated crack smoking I've ever seen in my life. He's crushing. Look at his grinder. He's crushing up some bud. No, it's a it's a guitar pick. I thought it was a chili. I was like, what the **** are you doing? He's getting ready to roll one. Where's John? How old are you? It ain't complicated. It ain't complicated. Okay, ladies. It's really you understand your screens like ****
01:47:35
Speaker
Yeah, you got to understand. You're like, Oh, please. Yeah, where's please? Where's our local residential stoner? It was the last time you. How old are you, man? Yeah. I mean, I don't want old school taxes, Mom, so whatever.
Saturday Night Fun and Buzz
01:47:51
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I mean, let's be honest. nice Saturday night, I'm trying to get my buzz on and Saturday night. I mean, I imagine at any moment in time, John McSmith is going to go real time.
01:48:05
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Oh, boy. I died.
01:48:11
Speaker
What's going on with you, man? what's your What's what's what's your what's your beef with that? What's the beef with Brandon? Yeah, what's your beef with Brandon, brother? I don't even care what his beef is. I was laughing at him. I just want to hear the story because he was killing me in the comments. Oh, dude, his fucking comment. Because he wouldn't they wouldn't sign me up here. He wouldn't schedule me me for a. I got to smoke this. Look how good that is.
01:48:35
Speaker
you wouldn journey four point five one per percent p c so days so on a podcast why would why why why would he wait i schedule you on this podcast on who the
01:48:56
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because hekin right you know you know brandon has autism don't yeah why one wall i would go like assholes no i don't no i will you respect for being for yourself do you think you was just right wall just like you do i've not i didn't say anything Yeah, I would have thought he had the same like he was Jeff. I would have thought they were more acoustic looking at. Yeah, we we we have a mentally retarded guy on our show. His name's Jeff. Yeah.
01:49:29
Speaker
Well, he's not retarded. Brandon's very smart and he'll outwit you if you're not careful, man. He's probably not wrong. The acoustic kids tend to be really smart about songs. Oh, no, my nephew's acoustic. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yes, we're calling them acoustic. So you say they're doing it without musical background? Because if you call them autistic and call them, you need to get banned. So he's never calling them acoustic.
01:49:56
Speaker
Yes. Yes. she's on mvd Yes. He's on MTV's Unplugged, Jeff. Yes. That's exactly where he is.
01:50:05
Speaker
yeah I didn't see any of you of bitches. You cannot take a happy laugh like that when I'm swallowed a big fuck. Because it almost came out my nose. That would have hurt. I've gotten Glick to damn near die.
01:50:21
Speaker
Oh my God. on yeah now i gotta go pick I'm just saying, Jeff, it's a little late for you to feel bad. Oh, I don't necessarily feel bad. I'm just. You know what? and did and At the end of the day, I mean, at the end of the day, this is an equal opportunity stream. Everybody can get it just the same. I'm double G'd up in this bitch. You think I got time for nonsense?
01:50:47
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Well, yeah, because that's what you said. I have my new model for 2025, by the way.
01:50:59
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I thought your motto for 2025 was, I got a bingo card. No, no, no. I say add it to the bingo card. Number one. Oh, my bad. Either way. This is my motto. May the forces I burn light the way. It's just as fucking gay. Let me add that to the bingo card or I got a bingo card. It's still gay.
01:51:20
Speaker
And as Brian said, I'm not here for your nonsense. And as Brian just said, I'm not here for your nonsense unless it's nonsensical. There you go. Mm hmm. No, it's a bundle. It's 2045. You can't call again. I can call it whatever the fuck I want to call it. I'm offended. I'm offended on behalf of. I don't know. I don't care. It's my fucking. I'm offended on behalf of Rick. It's my. I'm here for the God damn freedom of speech. I'm here for fucking America, baby. Wait, what happened? here for What happened? He ran away. you he he he hoping He was hoping you were going to take the your phone into the bathroom so you could see your wiener.
01:51:55
Speaker
Yeah, we he was. here Well, I'm not on my phone, so that wasn't going to happen. really He was all talk. He was just he's just an old stoner guy. He was like Willie Nelson. He's like in his six. He's like 14. No, he was definitely. Did you see his hands? That's not the hands. Yeah, that man that is not the hands of a 14 year old. He's not tasting brand until he realized he was acoustic. He was going to death.
01:52:22
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um yeah ah yeah how you feel about a finger in your butthole little boy i know brian i've been blue co is even question it my brother
01:52:41
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I have a question for you Jeff.
01:52:50
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i'm just kind of i' confused with the fact He felt that he needed to tell us that Brandon was acoustic like we didn't already know I'm oppos i'm i'm well aware of this and and there's no shame in my game. Everybody's fair. Everybody is everybody is fair the wrong network if you come up on a stream you're gonna get fucked with one way men Men, women, children, retards, it's all the same. Not that acoustic people are retarded, but... No, but I am. I'm not allowed to say the R word either, but apparently I don't give a fuck. Well, apparently you guys make fun of my people all the time, midget. Both of my kids are saying the R word and they both went retard in sync with each other.
01:53:39
Speaker
I'm not surprised by that. I've gained this whack. He just pissed off the whole lobby and free for all by throwing smokes. Nice. He was pissing everybody off. Nice, Wyatt. Dude, I want to play for you.
01:53:54
Speaker
Dude, why? I want to play free for all with you. We can load up smoke so we can just launch smokes everywhere. There's seven people in this lobby and they're all the chaos a and why it was being a dick and throwing smokes. Just just smoke them up with thermoscopes. Why? Well, the problem is crystal hit them with thermoscopes. That's who I sent you that clip of earlier. Nice. so shot with a clo Yeah.
01:54:22
Speaker
I wish I would. I wish I would have clipped what I did last night. I do. I'm loving steak out. That's like my new favorite, Matt. That's what we play all times. They got 24 seven. I swear for God. Dude, I had I had a fucking nine piece last night. I'm about shit myself. Yeah. Chris, that was a kill chain.
01:54:41
Speaker
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how to clip my shit. But I hit like a fucking nine piece. And they were all like, why? Why actually teach you how to do it? Nice. They were all right now. Like, there was no delay. You waited too long to get into a match. I accidentally slid into their fucking spawn on, on, on stakeout. And I hit, I hit them just bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. And I was no scope. I was just fucking spraying and praying. It was the ugliest fucking kill cam I've ever seen in my life. It was the best play of the game.
01:55:10
Speaker
It was the ugliest bullshit I've ever seen in my life, but also the sweetest fucking kill I've ever. I can't say I've ever accidentally slid into somebody's spawn. I don't. I've totally aimed for some chicks spawn before. Yeah. Yeah, I was looking for that. Right now. Wait a minute. Are you killing kids? No. Are you sure? Are you murdering children? You got your finger blasting your kids and now you're murdering children?
01:55:35
Speaker
yeah should should we alert the fbi on ri i think i think reston and by neighbor no because i can't piss her if it is i can't even think of the names of the moms of the daughters that i've been that like names with wait what what but think about it if i'm sliding into some chick spawn it's her kids yeah of her daughter so obviously everything i've slept with had a mom at one point i't slept to anyry or pet tree dish not all know Not all of us have moms, you did it. Some of us, did some of us, some of our, some of our mothers have gone off to the great beyond and they're underneath your car seat. We know not him not everybody, not everybody's dead mom is under my car seat. Just mine.
01:56:22
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i don't thinkton Yeah.
01:56:28
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I'll send you guys a picture of it. I'll send you a picture. This mom passed away and she was cremated and gli keeps for some ungodly reason keeps the ashes of her under because if he takes her out of the car. So the fucking car. Hold on. No, that nothing happens to my car. Hold on. Hold on, Rick. You want the story to get better for. and Yeah.
01:56:50
Speaker
My mom is a Tupperware container. His mom is in a Tupperware container. Listen to me. hold out His mom is in a Tupperware container. and and and it And it is put inside of a ah one of the big freezer bags that is sealed. Inside of a big sealed freezer bag. That's inside of another freezer bag. she's double bag never freezer bag My mom's a double bagger. He's a double bagger.
01:57:15
Speaker
but what I want to know is why she under the seat of your car. I've told this. I let's go blue jackets. I never heard this story. Okay. So my mom passed away out about 15 years ago at this point. yeah know god I feel like I tell this story once a week anymore.
Humorous Ashes Storage Stories
01:57:35
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Sorry for those of you guys. who heard yeah'm Sorry for anybody who's heard this before. So my mom passed away about 15 years or so ago. Uh,
01:57:45
Speaker
Oh, as you guys know, it's no big secret. I grew up like dirt fucking poor. My mom had a lot of issues. Bit of a drug problem. Her idiot husband. ah but ha May you rot in hell, you fucking piece of shit. anybody Oh, yeah. Let me tell you. Let me tell you that story about her after. irma Wait, wait, wait. Quiet.
01:58:10
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You're a fucking of these nuts.
01:58:27
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and Anybody on it real quick, has anybody followed that guy on Facebook, Carvel music or something like that? He's like a vodka, Davera about these nuts. I think I do follow him somewhere. He just sings the dumbest songs in the world. Britney Cox? You a ho-ass trick, Britney. Yeah, that's what I said. Leave my man's a Britney. You leave Papa Rick alone.
01:58:55
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but actually you probably i do know i actually actually hold on a second hold on a second hold on a second i can't call rick papa rick because i do know papa rick and he's actually not that you're not cool rick but it's weird i'm gonna call him his son calls me papa ricky which rick is that's what happens when he said that Rick, Rick, Rick will now and forever be known as Poppy Rick. Well, up up here. A puppy. A puppy. A puppy. A puppy. Just say it, Jeff. Roll it. and Say it and roll your R. You Mexican. Fuck. There's no R in it. Oh, bob you my name starts. Oh, my mom's under your car seat.
01:59:42
Speaker
Who's a dirty slut, Jeff? Raise your hand. Well, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Rick, I got you. Britney? Rick says... This is what you're doing. This is what I want you to do. Any questions? You have to be nice to Britney. I don't have to be nice to her. Isn't she a Philadelphia Eagles fan? She comes in on the Sunday shows, right? Is this the same Brit? She popped in. I think she popped in on the Sunday show once. Okay. She's been in more than once.
02:00:07
Speaker
um yeah she might come for a couple either way anyway why is your mom under your car seat stop do so so i'm not dodging i don't feel i' like i I don't know. This is such a weird story to tell. I don't know why it's become a story that I tell all the time. And I felt like I'm just like, hey, guys, you know, my mom's under my seat. Let me tell you a story. It comes up organically all the time. Yeah. So my mom passed away about 15 years or so ago. ah They were poor. You know, she was a bit of a drug addict. addict Her sorry ass fucking husband was just a scumbag.
02:00:39
Speaker
Mom died before before any of us kids had anything could say anything He was like your mom's dead and I donated her body to science. and I'm like you fucking piece of shit Anywho, well when they donate there, but when you donate a body to science It's when they're done doing whatever it is they do um They just they just automatically they automatically cremate it and throw it into a bag. So at my at my going at mine and my ex-wife's going away party right before we moved to South Carolina. This fucking idiot shows up and he was like, oh, you're sure I got your mom with me. yeah I got your mom with me and I'm like.
02:01:20
Speaker
What are you talking about? Like, and he he brings up his bag. here
02:01:27
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It's a paper bag. Oh, it's a paper bag. Every time I hear it, I sit you not, I sit you not me being the smartest that I am. And this is only, you know, this is only just maybe a year or so after mom died. Maybe, I don't know, not quite a year.
02:01:46
Speaker
He holds up this paper bag and he's like, I got your mom. And I was like, did they ask you paper or plastic? There's like family and friends that are standing around and this idiot shows up with my mom in a brown fucking lunch bag. What's left over? So it was like, it was like I wanted to make sure that you were able to get some of your mother. I wanted to split her up amongst you kids and I'm like,
02:02:16
Speaker
What the fuck am I going to put her in? I don't know if it was my uncle or- At this point, a big setup would have been better than a paper bag. Yeah, so I don't know if it was my uncle or one of my cousins or one of my friends that were like, doesn't your stepmom got some Tupperware? You can put her in Tupperware.
02:02:37
Speaker
But why is she still- 15 years later. Tupperware on mom's ashes. Tupperware. A little bit of duct tape to hold the lid on. Baggy. Seal it. Another baggy. All back. You don't have to hold back. Do you actually come right up in here? man i And but I know you you've changed vehicles since then. yeah yeah you gotta to get You got to get the back story. You got to get the back story and get the whole that's the the whole story. So
02:03:10
Speaker
So, you know, we're getting ready to move down to Charleston. I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do with my mom, who is now in a double bag, Ziploc bag, Tupperware situation. And I'm like, you know what? Just a crusade keeping. I'm going to put her in the car. I'm going to slide her underneath my driver's seat. When I get down to Charleston and we get situated, I'll figure out what to do.
02:03:29
Speaker
So we get out of Charles. So we get moved in. We all situated and I bring her in and I put her in a closet. And I'm like, I don't i and know what I want to do. plus don quote earn y So I put it in ah and ah and a box. on the ra nearby yeah i'm only in a box that I put in a box in a c closet. Okay. So here's my question. Since you put your mom underneath your seat, how many times have you farted?
02:03:56
Speaker
Oh, Jesus. Oh, that's all the time. You need to just put at this point, you should put her in a screw cap Miller light cam. You're not wrong. Because you say she was a drinker in a drug. So why not? She wasn't a drinker. She wasn't a drinker. She was she was a pothead in a prescription drug junkie. Oh, God. OK. I feel I can talk about this stuff. It's OK. I feel like you were healed when he showed up with a fucking sack lunch with your mom in it. Oh, my childhood drama, trauma and adult trauma. It went right up the window. When he showed up with a sack lunch with your mom in it. Yeah. So any who, any who, we're in Charleston. I got her in a closet, you know, like
02:04:51
Speaker
Well, bring it on. The link is in the chat. Charles. bring it on and in a class Put my mom in the closet. Right. And and one night I'm playing Call of Duty. I'm playing Call of Duty with Cam and his brother Justin and our boy Brandon out in Oklahoma and Kevin, which is my kids is Godfather. I don't really know for friends anymore. I really don't know our situation anymore. the kid The guy lives five minutes down the road from me and I don't ever talk to him. So. I don't know what's going on there. I think we might have broken up. I don't know. And we're playing Call of Duty and all hell breaks loose in the fucking closet. I'm like, I'm talking all 17 different kinds of hell. The seven gates of hell open up. Everything's flying around, comes crashing down. I'm like, the fuck is going on? And I get up. Boxes are flying off the boxes of floating off the shelf. Shit's crashed and hit the floor. The only thing on the show is my mom's ashes. And I'm like, that's fuck well,
02:05:48
Speaker
and I'm like, all right, well, crazy bitch can't have you in the fucking house. So I put her under the car seat in my car. Hold on. head down Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. She wrecked your fucking closet, but you trust to put her under the seat of your car.
02:06:04
Speaker
That's a big boy. Fucking his mom. i shake now She's that's just saying that. So that's a big in the. on is easily glick what happened payton So anyway, so anyways I put her back in the car and I'm like, all right, I got to figure out something to do with her. I don't know why I put her in the car at this point. Anyways, we move out of our first apartment and we move into the house.
02:06:33
Speaker
Same thing happens. I put her back in the closet. She, she's in a box and, and I'm like, all right, and once I get settled in, I'll, I'll figure everything out. I'm down there one night and I'm, I'm live on periscope and having a good time and drinking and seven gates of hell open up again in this fucking closet. The box that I had put her in actually came out of the closet into the garage. And then I'm like, what the fuck? Tupperware mom Tupperware sandwich bag mom.
02:07:02
Speaker
Sitting on the fucking top of the goddamn closet shelf after she's destroyed everything So in my head, I'm like, all right. Well, clearly she wants to be in the fucking car and I was whatever weird reason So I'm judging right so sea murder stays in your car so back in my car. I moved back to I moved back to to Ohio and And I'm unloading stuff out of my car, and I just happened to bring her in. And when I got my first apartment, and. There's the slide. Nice. I put in the droop that Nicky's in. take and didn't I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to, but she wound up back in my bedroom closet. We were doing the show one night. I don't know if you remember this, Jeff. We were doing the show one night.
02:07:52
Speaker
and all hell breaks loose i'm like fuck my mom's in the closet she hates being in the closet doesn't she yeah he literally he's saying i would know her as calm as as as the wind in the willows just fuck my mom's in the closet i went wait wait what All hell is breaking loose in my closet. And mind you, Jeff, and I think Tony was there at the time, not believers in the paranormal, not believers in the supernatural or anything like that. And I was like, all right. So I had to explain the story to the situation. So I put her back in my car. I think mom likes being in the car. In all honesty, I think she's kind of like a guardian angel. I do still want to get an urn. My mom likes it.
02:08:34
Speaker
Yeah. My mom collected teddy bears. So I want to get like a teddy bear. And this has been the problem. It's not that I can't find that green editor. Why don't you just take her to build a bear or in the bear stuff, that tube in its ass, fill it with foam and stick it under your feet.
02:08:51
Speaker
This sounds really weird and sexual and sounds like a roll, roll tide thing for me to do. Well, I mean, you've had this whole conversation has involved you saying, fuck, my mom's in the closet. So I brought her back in the closet. But I want to, I want to, I want to get a, I want to get like a porcelain teddy bear. But here's been the, here's been the issues when I found one that I really like. I haven't had the money for it. Then when I have the money for one, I can't find one, but here's the other dilemma that I'm in.
02:09:22
Speaker
I've also got to find something to put her in and keep that crazy bitch in my goddamn car. Otherwise, I'm going to die in a horrific car accident at this point. I mean, they may just play me put it in a thermos. Just put it in a thermos. They put it in an old Stanley thermos. Yeah. Or do I just keep in the trouble? but Like some girl, some girl, a tip around on the lid and everything. Keep her sealed. My kid, Mikey from the bathroom. Mickey from the bathroom just said that. And and and and mind you, my fiance,
02:09:51
Speaker
who is very, knows the situation, knows that my mother is under the car seat, the driver's seat of my car has, has affectionately nicknamed her road rage Rhonda.
02:10:03
Speaker
andpress Because when Nikki drives like a lunatic, because when Nikki drives like a lunatic and she hits the brakes a little bit too hard, that's who comes out and smashes her in the ankles.
02:10:16
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Mama barely. Peyton Peyton said, put her to Stanley Thermos. Those bitches are fireproof. She'll never catch on fire again. and yay Yeah. Yeah. Turn your camera on. The link's up for.
02:10:35
Speaker
yeah bri yeah bri's like briney's a stoneing so damage wait he's already dead they but on the seal um um a who likes his shoes choose like so which is very place is's not you every time he puts through a glasses all i ever jump for buildinging somewhere She wants me in the god damnm car but not in in all honesty in all seriousness I do feel like she because I will say this as much as I joke and I and I say terrible things about my mom She tried she did try she she met well motherfucker, bro Addiction is a motherfucker and and and and and I was and I was a mama's boy You know what I mean? But again, I was six foot two two hundred pounds when I was 13 years old Not a lot of people are telling me and making fun of me for being a mama's boy. I was a mama's boy i love a mom
02:11:27
Speaker
And one of the things that really killed me with her death is that we had a fight and didn't speak for a year. And then I got a phone call from this piece of shit that she was married to, who was like, your mom's dead, I donated her body to science. That was a phone call that I got, not even 10 minutes after she passed away. Well, because they were married, he had this saying, you didn't.
02:11:46
Speaker
Yeah.
Family Traditions and Football Rivalries
02:11:47
Speaker
So, you know, like, and so I, I've dealt with that and kind of struggle with that a little bit here and there. And I still do. I get a little emotional around her birthday and around my birthday and around like her anniversary of her death. But at the end of the day, I feel like.
02:12:01
Speaker
I, I, not so much Mother's Day. I used to. I used to. I mean, she's still riding shotgun with you, obviously. Well, that's how I am with but with my mom. It was like and the exactly what react him anniversary The anniversary of death, Mother's Day and her birthday. That's when I'm like, I'm antisocial. Well, yeah. And and this is, this is going to sound really weird. Uh, Mother's Day, Mother's Day, I was for a long time, Brian. I'm with you. Mother's Day for a long time. I was real kind of like I, I was, I was kind of a shitty person.
02:12:31
Speaker
on Mother's Day, but the other one, that wait they out there the other one, that the other one that gets me and Rick, and oh it just so worse shut them yeah I think, I think Wally, I think Rick, Rick and Wally, I think you guys will get a kick out of this.
02:12:44
Speaker
the Ohio State Michigan game. I get a lot of emotion. Yeah. That was probably your guys's thing, right? That was our thing because she would call me. So like somebody makes sense. So my birthday, she would call me at the time I was born on my birthday. And if I answer your family's OSU fans, aren't they except you? Yeah. Yeah. So she'd go and talk some shit, wouldn't she? ah Yeah. Yeah. She would. So on my birthday, she would call me and on the rare occasion that because I was born in the middle of the night, but on the rare occasion that I would answer the phone, she would yell at me.
02:13:15
Speaker
She was like, don't answer your fucking phone. All right. Whatever, mom. Let me see your voicemail talking some shit. So she was on my birthday. She would she would leave me. yet She would leave me a voice message. She would sing happy birthday to me. And she was saying, simple man by Leonard Skinner. Unfortunately, I know that I was unfortunately, I know that I was conceived ah to Leonard Skinner's free bird in the back of my dad's simple man with the plot.
02:13:40
Speaker
And while a Simple Man was a song that she always sang to me because being and her son and everything like that. Yeah. So like that's what she would sing to me in a voice message on my phone for my birth. The day before the Michigan Ohio State game, I wasn't allowed to answer my phone either when she called because she would call me and leave a message talking shit. And then she would call me the morning of the game and I was allowed to answer the phone so that we could talk shit back and forth to each other. But that was, of course, that was back in the day when Michigan used to just dominate and smack the shit out of Ohio state. Oh my God. full story here epic And Peyton just said something over here. She goes, she's watching out for her. She's watching over Glick. I said, no, she's under Glick because he goes making sure he's not speeding and shit. I said, but she didn't save him from his Dewey.
02:14:32
Speaker
my my Every time your road rage and you eject the brakes, she comes out and hits you in the ankles like, fuck, you don't drive like an asshole. Yeah, right. Like, no, no, no. She's still momming you in little ways. Yeah, she really is. I i say we're in a car, but we got to get her out of the upper room, man.
02:14:56
Speaker
We got to come up with something. I like I like Peyton's idea about the thermos. I see it in all honesty. And I know what the hell is that? What the fuck? ri Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
02:15:11
Speaker
yeah vos ah yeah but like in all honesty you know i love my mom to death she had her problems she wasn't perfect you know what i mean You can understand that though now at your age. yeah Yeah. Like when you were a teenager or whatever, you didn't, you didn't fucking get it all. yeah no yeah You know, it like my mom and I were super tight and I love the fact that, you know, yeah, some, some days and and and Brian, I know you lost your mom, you know, ah but some days, yeah, some days it kind of gets to me. Some days it bothers me, but for the most part I can have fun and I can joke about things because like this bitch is under my car. Like,
02:15:53
Speaker
If my mom was she was she a funny and but kind of yeah what do you okay see my free pretty funny everything. Yeah. What do you think? I got my my my so she would be laughing about these jokes. we was Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She would be she would be right there, man. No, she would. She would. She would be right there. You know, that's a fucking no dude he was a tight one. I remember those days.
02:16:20
Speaker
That's great. I mean, I haven't I haven't really associated myself with my dad in two years, three years. So I'm going to find something for you, Glick, and I'm going to mail it to you to put your mom in. So she's not in. Well, well, Nikki, Nikki and I were talking and I do want to get like I do. I do want to eventually get her in a in an in an earn of some sort. But I also want to keep part of her in my car. And I talked about going like find it like I want to go back to the Renfest.
02:16:49
Speaker
and i want to find somebody that can do me like ah do me something like ah like a pendant and nor yeah some sort of a necklace my yeah that means like you switch with the pyx that means like s motherther or something like that and then i can just i can i can just i just yeah your fire eggs do
02:17:13
Speaker
And want to find somebody that do me like a, do me something like a, like a pendant and North. Yeah. I'm sort of a necklace. Yeah. That means like, man yeah brit me that's That's pretty shitty about moms and you know and about my mom but there's also a part of you that's like, you know what?
02:17:29
Speaker
at the of the day I mean, I know she tried. I know she, I know she did her best. Maybe, I don't know. I don't even think she did her best. Some days I don't think she tried. Addiction's a motherfucker. Addiction is a motherfucker. Uh, but, but also, I also know, I also know my mom well enough to know that she would rather me be having fun and joking and having a good time and making wisecracks than being all fucking boo hoo and Yeah. Don't make fun of me for keeping my mom under the seat of my car. Yeah. Yeah. And like, oh, like if my mom was still here, it's weird. If I could have a conversation with my mom right now, like she would love the fact that, that, um,
02:18:13
Speaker
ah that that we have so much fun with the story of why my mom is under under my car and they're under my driver's seat of my car. And why can they keep calls her road rage on that? Yeah, but the history of it is if she keeps fucking up closets, she knows why she's under the driver's seat of your car. Oh, no. Made it knows she doesn't want to be in a goddamn cause. So now the question is, if you put her anywhere else in the fucking house, would she fuck that room up to?
02:18:41
Speaker
I don't know. I don't want to find out because she only did seven gates of hell. takeable shit Yeah. So it's like it's like, hey, boys, watch this. I'm going to set my mom on my desk tonight. And you want to do it a Saturday night show and all hell breaks loose. And also you just you just see me in my chair fly out in the hallway. You want to really fuck with her whenever you get your earn. Keep that bitch closed with some shitting and duct tape.
02:19:07
Speaker
She's held in places again. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, trust me. I found a long time ago. I found a guy who does like porcelain work. Oh, geez. And he can make whatever you want. Yeah. And then he'll paint it. Oh, my God. And I was going to I was going to buy a teddy bear with the Michigan. Just to be like, I got the last laugh, Ma. I expect nothing less. I expected nothing less.
02:19:38
Speaker
because for those that don't know football that well, that fucking rivalry goes generationally. Yeah. When they're, when they're a Michigan player that pushed his car, like he was driving home from the game and his car broke down in Ohio. What do you, what do you hate? Woody Hayes wouldn't, he told everybody to fuel up before they crossed the state line because he refused to pay for anything in the state of Michigan. He told that he made the bus stop.
02:20:07
Speaker
I remember hearing about a player, a former player, he went to the game in Ohio and his car broke down like 10 miles from the border of Michigan. So he fucking pushed the car. I don't know about that, but I know Woody Hayes told everybody to get what they needed before they crossed state lines because he refused to give the state any money. Yep. He did that. That was saying who' done.
02:20:33
Speaker
Yep. And that was where the TT UN came from. He said, I refuse to give that team up North any tax paying money. And that was how he became one of the most widely known coaches to have five yards of dust. Yeah. Now, Brittany, you don't have to apologize for nothing, especially not on a Saturday night. Oh no. it's wide open Yeah. This is fuck. We were just having a fucking grand old time with an acoustic kid.
02:21:03
Speaker
adult person. Oh, for sure. Oh, you're not being a dick, Britney. Calm down. Who called her? Who called her? Nobody called her. She just did it herself. We're still trying to get her to come up here. I don't know. She will. But she's chicken shit. She's scared. No balls. No balls, Britney. Yeah, she's not Britney. She's definitely not Britney, bitch. She's definitely not Britney, bitch. Britney.
02:21:33
Speaker
But tana you don't even spell your name, right? You're not even a real person. Such a. So, yeah, we got we got to figure out something better than duct tape wrapped up or wherever for your mom, dude, not going to lie. nice here let's election I would say like do your justice, but if you're hearing that story, it sounds like the perfect justice. I was going to say, it sounds like she's pretty fucking happy and content at the end of the day.
02:21:55
Speaker
Yeah. Like I was going to say, it sounds like you're not doing your justice, but at the same time, after hearing that whole story, it sounds like you're doing exactly what you need to be doing. Yeah. and She sounds, she sounds pretty happy and goddamn content. And then the worst that would bring her in and put her in this nice fancy fucking earn that I pay a lot of money for. She's going to get all fucking but hurt and throw it off the dresser and break it. And then, then and fucking up.
02:22:18
Speaker
ah Cat's going to come over and use her as a litter box. I'm like, you fucking happy, ma. This is what you wanted. Well, you fucking own a cat. Where's the cat going to come from? Oh, man. Oh, man. I'm sure going on with that whole deal. Well, at least now I know the backstory and understand why the fuck his mom lives under his car. The story gets better every time he fucking tells it. I'm just like the fifth or sixth time you've heard it and you know it's coming.
02:22:49
Speaker
It doesn't make it so funny. it's No, it's it's watching someone who hasn't heard its reaction that makes it that much better. You're not wrong. I can see that. Yeah.
Banter and Relationship Dynamics
02:23:00
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, I wish I could make this shit up. I really, truly do wish I could make this stuff up. What's up? This is this is which this is Glick's machine story. You know, like Bert Kreischer. My mom lives in a car! Yeah. yeah like like You're right. No, you spell it wrong. That bitch is crazy. And you won't come up here and defend yourself. I called you out. Deal with me. That's life. I did it again. That bitch is crazy, though. How you like it? Oh, my God. Yeah, Snapchat. I'm like, bro. However, you're telling me if Britney Spears DM'd you and be like, what's up? And it was proof. It's real.
02:23:48
Speaker
I'm down with the crazy. I'm down yeah crazy. I've dealt with me crazy. That's a level of crazy i so i whatever whatever what i you One of her snapchat stories she's like trying to dance she's doing a seductive dance with some knives Yeah, dude I'm in she's fucking loopy, bro Somehow No, fuck that. I'm just joking with you, Peter. Don't get hurt. Put me with Glick's mom in the car when when it's over. is a no and' do know No, no, She said she's five years old and registered for kindergarten because she's been five years out of a conservatorship.
02:24:30
Speaker
She's the whole level of crazy that I'm not even capable of handing. And my kids will tell you, I've dealt with some crazy before. It's like, it's like dealing with a non-Goth. And then in the in and in the words of the great Matt Damon and Goodwill hunting, hey you like right now move how do you like them apples? I called you out.
02:24:54
Speaker
but you don't do it cause you're scared. scar He's got a sword. I just I just I just just want you guys to know she's going to catch as as my mom would do to my closet. The seven gates of hell will be open. Fuck you. over but you clean What the fuck is that, Glick anyways? brain says
02:25:28
Speaker
I'm so in, Brian. I'm in. Brian, I'm with you guys, man. She is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, and I'm telling you, Fatal Attraction Glen Clothes, a goddamn bunny rabbit will be in a pot on your fucking oven if you fuck with Britney Spears.
02:25:48
Speaker
That bitch, if you're not, good and if you're not careful, she might go full on. She might go full on. The rain, the rain, the bunny rabbit won't be the only guy to die somehow. Why not go out of legend? Like, I've got to take a step. I sent you homosexuals in here. All right. Well, you don't come up and say it to our face. So whatever. ah Click, check your Snapchat. I just sent to you something to go with your bracelet.
02:26:19
Speaker
Some of these, some of these people who want to do about the bear will not come up here and fucking say it to the faces though. She said, i but it's afraid. What, what, why, what why do you got it? Why do you got to say something about Wally? He's just here.
02:26:40
Speaker
He's like, he's like Marshawn Lynch. He's like, I'm here so I don't get fired. but but click roll the he's like glix rollling the network with a fucking iron fist he said i had to be here so I'm here. I don't know how long I'm supposed to be here but I'm here. I'm here. Don't fucking shave your head then. What the **** is it? No balls. No balls. You won't cut. You won't come up here and you won't shave your head. She wears a **** beanie every day so it doesn't matter. Yeah, I called it. Meg. I don't know. She's Meg. Yeah.
02:27:11
Speaker
now make Rick earlier earlier in the stream before Connor shut us off. You remember Flick's bracelet? Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha. It took you this long to make that joke. but I just found it. I was scrolling through Instagram when you guys were talking before. Maybe your acoustic at this point. Ladies and gentlemen, he's retarded, isn't he? Yeah. I'm a big dumb. I'm a big. I'm a little bitty animal. You're a little bitty. A little dumb animal.
02:27:44
Speaker
These are little. Maybe he maybe he's looking up your VPN so you can come punch you in your fucking throat. Maybe you have to think about that. I'm saying 24. He can watch any kind of game in 20, 25. He can watch any kind of 40 wants. That's right. And he doesn't want to throw him. None of us. So whatever Jeff, Jeff, Jeff accidentally watched his training point for four hours a day. And 20 people in the chat, but they're not bad enough to come up on the.
02:28:14
Speaker
panel. Well, that's because they can, they might be able to throw hands physically, but they're not mentally capable. of times We're going to sling out. I just, I have no idea who Brittany is, but I'm just going to continue to touch. I play cod with Brittany. I think I played. I think I played with you guys before. I think, yeah. dirty be You know, you got you guys say I say creepy shit. That sounds creepy, dude. Hey, you know what? You just leave popping Ricky and i learn what we do. Yeah.
02:28:41
Speaker
oh we these probably odd when bray rick pop up popy ricky plays the hell my ma man ima ri hey sort what like about eighty What is this what is this fucking old man's problem? And what the fuck does he know about VPN? He thinks it's vaginal porn network move um be for Shut up Jeff, you're not helping me so we all of that du war network I like that network. I just subscribed to it as a premium service. And why are you taking shots at Wally? Yeah, well he's most innocent one here of all of us. Well, of all of all people you here on the network. Yeah, that'll be gone. Yeah. Right. I worry about it. and so Yeah. how much
02:29:36
Speaker
talking to you. Literally, Wally is just like, I'm just fucking existing, bro. So here's the thing about Wally. Here's the thing about Wally that nobody fails to understand, except for us, because we were here earlier. Wally has raised children to grown ass adult age, and one of them is a fucking giant, which means he is a defender. He doesn't have to say shit. He could just snap and point. And the fucking giant is going to squish somebody.
02:30:06
Speaker
brittany I know we haven't met but making it weird. It's kind of my thing yeah he he doesn a lot people talk Jeff but that's it's like Jeff and I say we make it weird yeah jeff and i entertainment Don't guess don't get don't get soft on me now. Yeah, I just got you Don't get soft on me now. I just got you hard. Don't go flat What the fuck is wrong with you Yeah. Wally, Wally raised the goddamn waterfalls. Yeah. Wally raised a goddamn Sasquatch. And you know what it's like to raise a Sasquatch? And that's my dead mom. She'll tell you. Yes. sorry She didn't raise you, you said. and She raised me. My mom raised me. I was I was with my mom until I was 12. And then I moved in with my pops. And this is my mom does. Well, you have to be that guy. But that's another thing she failed at is raising you, right?
02:31:03
Speaker
I was with my mom until I was 12. You were that guy right there, Jeff, just so we're clear. Jeff is 45 years old and his mom's still trying to abort him and wishing she would have swallowed. so yeah Jeff's winning at the world's greatest coat hanger, Dodger. Jeff's won every time. Every time. she meet was like It needs to be the great one. Jeff's a pro fucking dodgeball player due to dodging coat hangers. Oh, well, you know what?
02:31:32
Speaker
That comment rings true for our as as friends.
02:31:38
Speaker
She's going to fit in just fine. I'm going to tell you, I think I think I think I think she'd be a great addition. Come on. Trust me. I don't know. Jeff, we tried pretty fucking hard. Wally's kids. Yeah, that's true. That's awesome. I can't believe I can't believe the six one.
Pop Culture and Music Discussion
02:32:02
Speaker
but He looks so much bigger than me. raise money the Cheers. He ends him up a little bit every time he hits a bump.
02:32:16
Speaker
She misbehaves she shuts off the car somehow she slides her to the brike p scares a shit out but yeah mean not mean's nicknamed to bird ray rhonda nickki is so dispoing is what you telling me yeah yeah she's Like nickki know she's still in charge at the end of the day's like no i liked your mom but mom so yeah my mom cut my mom What it is, like what it really is, is she's like, Nick, you know, the Steelers still suck. um I will say mom was a Browns fan. She was a writer. die brown road and My mom, my mom was absolutely a writer. Die Browns fan. So that might be it. Oh, that was the best was that was that got there just to me for some.
02:33:09
Speaker
My mama don't like you. I honestly don't know. I don't know any Justin Bieber songs. I don't say that' the Justin Bieber. I mean, um just to be like you what she likes everyone.
02:33:22
Speaker
Wow, Brian. Wow, Brian, you really hit those notes, too. Brian, you should't should hear it so much on the damn radio and everywhere else. I hear it. I hear it. I hear it downstairs when they're listening to music. You you should have let me stick with asking Rick to ask his 13 year old daughter who sang it not and then not let any of us. ruin men Why are you gotta to be so rude? Don't you know, I'm human too. Jesus.
02:33:50
Speaker
When I was seven years old, Ryan, when I was seven years old. Why you gotta be so rude? but that
02:34:01
Speaker
Don't you know I'm human, too? Well, Ryan's gonna sing the way you're gonna be so rude, song. Well, well, Brian, it's because I got friends in low places. Yeah, your faces are blues away. I got it. Blame blame it. Blame it all on my roots. Yeah, his mom. She's under the car seat. Friends in low places.
02:34:19
Speaker
This is going to be a running joke now, just so we're clear. Like I could do this one till I'm fucking dead. It's been a joke for and you can put me into the car seat too. We'll probably fight for who's going to kill the driver first.
02:34:35
Speaker
um we hoping to try his slide under the game so ba so basic you go So basically every time when Glick gets in the car, he's like, all right, mom, ready? Here's our song. yeah bottoms up if any you a conversation yeah If you don't have a conversation your mom when you get in the car. too bro Well, I mean, you'll be dead in the next seven days or so.
02:34:57
Speaker
You know, Rick, I'll be raising your kids. I might as well put you in the car seat. Hey, on the record, when I die, you need to create me and mail me to Glick in a Tupperware duct tape. She can just bring you. behalf of me There's going to be a lot of me if you see the size of me. um So you got to mail half of me to Glick so I can go into the car seat and hang out with his mom. Hey, she's just telling when they came up when they come up to their new dad's house to bring you with them.
02:35:26
Speaker
and we'll throw you in the fire pit there' be half of me one quarter a y one quarter to you no you said there'll be three kids on the glin you're mad don't don't dumb yeah don't don't worry kids hey need great we'll take care of it i'll make sure you want plenty of your old dad she is blond you're not lying Yeah, that's right. Not me today. She's a man named Matt applied will for the handicap tag. As we've throw you the said a lot of times, he is the epitome of fire pit a fucking blonde to let me know. Rick, as you and I have said a lot of times in conversations, good thing she's pretty. Dude, you're not wrong. It's a good thing. They're not in a weird, creepy, Jeff way. She is goddamn sure not smart. Yeah. How did the chow's conversation come up? Right.
02:36:13
Speaker
Rick. Yeah. Peyton was reading a book while we were driving back from New York and we happened to be in Ohio when she fucked us up. So it must be a brain cell thing across state lines. She got to the word chaos and said, chows.
02:36:29
Speaker
So now when Peyton's acted a fool, she's full of chows. So to make it right on God, that's why it's spelled K A O S. Right. do you call it what What do you call a brunette sitting in between two blondes?
02:36:43
Speaker
the smartest one in the room. An interpreter. There you We're going to have a piece of me. Come on, Brittany. Nope. She's not allowed because she won't come up here because she's all talking to her balls. All talking to her balls. Bro, I tell all. Best I can tell, she has got redhead in her so easy with that big fella.
02:37:06
Speaker
aye She come over here, book some shit up, and bring a level of crazy, then he. That is my favorite kind of channels. Well, that is my weakness. say Yeah, right. I dare to. Must be the filter that I see. Yeah, I. Dance with that devil on a daily basis. the righthead I love me a good redhead. Let me tell you right now. What?
02:37:35
Speaker
How do you get a one arm blonde out of a tree? Wave. Same thing with a pole. That was a Polish joke. How do you get a one arm pole out of a tree? You wave. What do you call five blondes standing in a row? A wind tunnel. off but but ladies Ladies and gentlemen, this is part of the nonsense, the nonsense where we We got to we got to keep them segregated. been a co matter Keep Keep them segregated. dare About you guys to Brandon and John McLightning. Hey, well, hey, you know what? we I don't know how you did that, but we appreciate that. and Who's John McLightning? I thought it was John McSmith. I thought it was McSmith too, but I like McLightning. I'm kind of a fan of McLightning.
02:38:28
Speaker
thank you I feel like he's going to pop up on the fucking podcast with like oh he thought all the podcast with his fucking crack pipe, bro. and don' send What the fuck, dude? Who shows up with just their feet? Crack pipe in the feet. It's weird.
02:38:52
Speaker
There's always like 54 year old man feet in a pot. Yeah. This is my crack pipe. And this is this is my crack pipe. And these are my. plan Can we address that? He was in his bathroom nonetheless. Why were you? If you if you're old enough for his mom, right why? I'm going to say his mom. His mom doesn't let him smoke. Why are you writing a grinder thing? Why are you writing your partner grinder thing with a guitar pick instead of the grinder lid where you just twist? Right. Like, did you lose the lid? I have a chick.
02:39:28
Speaker
I am born like strawberry. I believe that now. I have it. I have a I have a chick. Right. Why do we need? Why would we need a woman? Are we too out of control for you? I mean, I mean, the invitation has been put out there for you. I mean, I don't know what's wrong with it. I think she has. I have to pee because of her again. God damn it. She has no balls. No balls. No balls. No balls. You have the bladder.
02:39:58
Speaker
ah the four year old and You know what? I know I got a small bladder but um but Rick's peed like he's nine times since for the past two hours.
NFL Discussions and Playoff Predictions
02:40:10
Speaker
I've only peed twice. I'm a big once. I peed once. What? Oh no, Brandon. Brandon Brandon was cool. Brandon Brandon's he was cool. I don't know. Be with him. We had fun with him. We we we joked around with him and and had fun. I mean, we can we can be we can we We can be somewhat civil. We can have fun with people. I think he's cool. I'm going to check out his channel. I don't know if I'll go on his I don't know if I'll go on his show because he is. We don't want any band and we are and we are not G rated and I don't want to get him in any trouble or offend him, but I'll definitely be watching. I'm down for the old school in
02:40:56
Speaker
and so I'm down for that. Come from a boxing community where you like to put stuff in boxes. Are you guys fucking Canadian, bro? I need to address something that was just said to me as I was on my way to fix it. Well, bring it. Stop singing it. As the rock said, don't send it. Bring it. So do I need to have Rick send you the link? Oh, no. I can't do that. I can't do that. I don't know how to do that. Hey, hey, hey. But either way,
02:41:27
Speaker
So I go to take a piss right now. It's about Britney saying that we need a chick. Right. but she And Peyton goes, you don't need any adult supervision. I'm here. And I was like, wait, what I was like, yeah, wait, what? And, you know, sadly, you know what, sadly, that might be the smartest thing she's ever said. I said, I said, wait a minute. I said, you've got I said, we've got Wally, Jeff and Brian who aren't drinking. Never mind. I wouldn't leave Jeff in charge of a hot pocket. Actually, Brian, what are you drinking tonight?
02:41:57
Speaker
I am drinking iced tea with Splenda. See, you're not drinking tonight. I haven't thought about it, though, but that does sound like a good idea. Fucking period. No, it is. It is. weird why We call our group of friends the short bus gang. Nice. I don't love it, dude. That's awesome. And I love it. I love it, bro. Oh, I see how it is.
02:42:25
Speaker
can't even fucking spell your name right. And you think you're better than us. And she said, connect no balls. Dick move. Dick move, bro. Dick move, bro. I'm trying to figure out why Peyton thinks that she's like the most adult one in the room right now.
02:42:43
Speaker
I mean, she's not wrong. Think about it. You don't have to think that hard or don't hurt yourself. I know you're a Buffalo Bales fan and you like the Buffalo Bales. Buffalo Bales. You might as well. You might as well. We're the ones you're pulling for. Cause you don't have a team in the playoffs no more. First and foremost, Jeff, don't jump the gun too quick there. Harry Potter.
02:43:09
Speaker
Bro, we locked up the seat five weeks before the end of the season. We were the first one. There's a lot of AFC teams that I can root for. Okay. Let me know which one you actually want to hold on. but kentucky bags The Baltimore Ravens,
02:43:22
Speaker
the Kansas City. And the challenges that are challenged. and'ni out of So the chargers who might be like, this is our, our, our coach, our coach by Ohio state's debt. Okay. So I do have to put this out there though. I'm not in another to do that. I'm not going to lie right now. They're right now. They've been Tucker, they've been Tucker double ah double char. Oh, okay. Nice. Cheers to you brother. Cheers. So Glick, I'm going to say this.
02:44:01
Speaker
I am actually nervous about one, one fucking team. It's ah so Houston, Texas. No God. You didn't even make playoffs. They are in the playoffs, dude. They didn't make a playoffs. Oh, would you limp in on a wildcard spot? We won the division.
02:44:21
Speaker
thank you you get show help No, no you shut your who they win the fc sal wow they won the ac south which is what them indie jacksonville okay and tennessee Oh, sorry. You won. You fucking place first in the Special Olympics of the NFL. Congratulations. He's he's he's he's there. Is that the AFC sound eric's team like that? Yeah. right Why are you dissing Derek's team? Because Derek is his own team. Yeah. Derek says Titans. They're like we hate. Hey, guys.
02:45:03
Speaker
I think there's something to be said about the teams in the south because the NFC South is ass. Oh, you dude, it's double trash. But no, the team that scares me the most right now is the Kentucky Bengals. They're on a fucking war path, dude. Wait, wait, wait. Don sports guy thing. I thought the Bengals for a while. They're from Kentucky, giant Kentucky line. Yeah, we've been trying to have one mile in Ohio.
02:45:29
Speaker
yeah theyre Yeah, they're like, literally, I was going to say, wait, it's Cincinnati. I missed something. Blick. Blick knew what I'm. OK. Right. OK. Oh, I knew it. yeah yeah But I just wanted to clarify because I don't know. but this fuck this I'm out. I'm out. Fuck this. I know. I don't even want to be here. good Okay, bri brittany braty calm down. I think that's the first time anybody's ever run Glick out of the podcast. This is ah this is the first time that Justin Tucker has had a rough season. So just, yeah, so i definitely. ah But okay. Tucker's defense. Every kicker in the NFL is having a rough season this year. I got, every chicken I got, I got two things. I got three things to address because they don't, but laces now.
02:46:16
Speaker
yeah I got three. I got three things to address here. First and foremost. I don't think you can be friends with her anymore, Rick. Oh, yeah, you're right. I thought she was the Eagles fan. I thought she was an Eagles fan, too. And she's your friend. What's wrong with Eagles? I got nothing against Eagles. I'd rather her be an Eagles fan than a Ravens fan. I don't think we can see Eagles.
02:46:41
Speaker
Jeff's not a sports person. He roots for the clock. but That's kind of cool. That's kind of cool that they're going to the Harbaugh brothers. That'd be a good game to go to. That'd be cool. Oh, nice. Your mom's going to make it even better. They'd be like you and me going to a bills. shit Wait, wait, wait, wait. The charge and the Ravens are playing again. Justin Tucker is the man and Justin Tucker has been the man for years. There's a hall of fame kicker age ages ages catching up to him. No, no, no, it didn't. Because ah well Adam Bennett, Terry retired at 45, but Justin Tucker for the longest field goal in the NFL. He booted 68 yarder.
02:47:28
Speaker
Uh, Brandon, aubrey yeah well, Phil Dawson holds the record in Cleveland. sixty Hang on. Let me, let let me ah know. Yeah. No, his record got beat. His record got beat. No, it did. I probably see Justin Tucker. had i don't know aubrey anyway Anyways. Anyways. Uh, Jeff, the distance yeah between Cincinnati and Kentucky is shorter than my dick.
02:47:54
Speaker
That's what we call it. It's literally like it's literally one exit on 75. That's not. Also, also, I also want to address this. You won't even come up here on this broadcast. You've been invited. You've been invited multiple times. You don't get to shut up. I'm double ged up in this motherfucker. I'm double ged up in this motherfucker. You're going to learn to respect me. You're going to learn to respect me.
02:48:24
Speaker
Cause I got you goes again block and with the longest field goal for 66 yards. 66. I'm sorry. I thought it was 68.
02:48:35
Speaker
so yeah brand and a we can do jeff Jeff is not a sports guy. Jeff does not like spring britan is anything about sports. I don't know who that is. And I have no, uh, nevermind.
02:48:49
Speaker
I'm going to keep that to myself. I was going to say something. I can tell you guys on the backside of the conversation, but not live. Yeah, you love the backside. Yeah, yeah I heard that. actually do Rick and I have an OnlyFans, and you can see how much both of us love the backside.
02:49:06
Speaker
Sometimes we bring Jeff into much like you get a bad boy. You know what? That's just because we need a pivot man. Good. A bad boy. A lot of peanut butter. There he goes. Judging me again. Oh my God. I want to be going. Okay. Well, I mean, but that bay out way lay away rick I don't know. I don't know you that well. And that was my bet today. You said Ravens with exclamation point. So I don't think I can really take your word for that.
02:49:37
Speaker
at the end of the day. What's that? He want to hold $3 and 75 and 75 cents. i They didn't pay me enough to bet again. I don't know. I don't know what they um don't know why I'm getting. Thanks. Thanks. Click for I'm at a lot. I might have lost that in translation. I don't know if that's sarcastic or if I did something that she's truly thinking about. But you're welcome. Could go either way or or or or or or. homo like you welcome or whatever, you're welcome. Glick, do you remember, we were talking, I think we were talking on- No, Jeff, I don't remember. Snapchat a while back. And I told you about that. in alaba Hank Elzera, your mom, joke he did. cool Wally Slides in at the radar it was a What's it all about? No, it was like a couple of days ago, we were talking about that Hank Elzera,
02:50:36
Speaker
I told you when you told me about it, I knew what you were talking about because it's from like, OK, you can see it. Holy shit. Before you told me about it, I just say, say what, say what, say what? I don't know. It has nothing to do with you. Oh, fuck the Ravens. Say it, Fauzer. I'm so tired of bandwagoners, bro. I don't know. I don't know if she's a bandwagoner. I don't even know where she's from. And what's wrong with bandwagon? They got good songs.
02:51:03
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and I'm joining the Detroit Lions bandwagon. So over the Ravens. Well, I take back both of my welcomes. I like them apples too. Can do this dance. Thanks do to the tango. I'm tired of them saying that Lamar Jackson should be in the MVP race with Josh Allen.
02:51:25
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Uh, Josh Allen is not even in the same conversation and Lamar Jackson that this year is but as, as much as it pains me to say that I think Lamar Jackson, and I don't want to talk a lot of football because we do have a football show tomorrow, but Mar Jackson has been with his first football player. Well, so today Lamar Jackson is the first football player that I can remember.
02:51:53
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and recent memory that got a huge payday. Finally, that when he got it, I was like, this bucket piece of shit don't deserve a payday, but got better after he got his payday. And he has fucking been ah a man on a mission this season. And he has been. I mean, the cats got 4000 passing yards this season. Mars should get the MVP over Josh. Yeah, absolutely. fucking luly I think I should get the MVP to have to listen to this shit.
02:52:23
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you're stupid du and i'll tell you why you the numbers are bad and the stats are there why jessica john kellyide some our interception this year Nope, nope has nothing new this interception numbers, but I'll tell you why tomorrow Okay. Well that makes sense. You don't know anybody Joe actually should be in this conversation because he leads in all the stacks look them up Joe burrow is a waste product of society If you want to get technical He actually has better stats other than the rushing. You know what? We do you know what we don't, get out we don't, we don't get a lot of games to pick from tomorrow. We're going to have time. We can have the MVP conversation. Yep. And Joe Burrows, the modern day Peyton Manning. Thank you very much.
02:53:06
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yeah got ring yet was really good to
02:53:14
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Wow. Yeah. So David Daniels is that the conversation. No, I think we're here. The year. I think Bo Nicks go rookie of the year. No, I don't know, man. we said but we are in Or Jeff is going to stop.
02:53:35
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we'll We'll have this conversation tomorrow. This is an excellent conversation for tomorrow. Brian, you better get him off. Like you better expect tomorrow to go a little longer.
02:53:47
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see I'm not mad. a but hot i'm not If my kid doesn't give me a beer in a minute, I'm going to be super pissed. But she's currently fighting him in Baymax. Come on. Where's why? Where's why? Why it's in his brain. GTA five. Yeah, sure. He is. No, he he really no. He just came out here not long ago. Hold on. Hold on.
02:54:14
Speaker
We got why the waves. We got why, why, why you're one. Why it's delivering. You know, there's a lot of five for money. I'm joking off dead. I heard Jeff talk about. Have you picked up a hooker yet? Oh, well, you need to do that. Oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:54:42
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no No. Get the fuck out of here. I'm going to kick her out of the chat. That's where I draw the line. She said my beard is better than y'all. Get the fuck out of here. Wait, gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, I got you. Set my deck and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
02:55:02
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ah YouTube. do and Right here, right here, right here. Oh, there it is. There it is in the chat again. There it is. There it is. Yeah. No balls. You're scared. Oh, yeah. She needs to. Oh, yeah.
02:55:14
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You can't, you can't make it. You can't make a statement like that. That's why I draw the line. You know what? I'm i'm okay with you being a Ravens fan. I can get over that. I can understand that. You're from, you're from Baltimore. You don't, you don't know any better. You weren't raised properly. Apparently you were raised by there's the links. Brittany, you better have a goddamn beard better than ours too.
02:55:37
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this this you call be eat No beard. And Jeff's going to draw a face on you. This is this is this is this is this is a historical type beard. Jeff, why did you double stick his finger up her butt? I hope you're ready. Right there. Right there. Right there. God damn it. How do I how do I do this? I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this because because you make excuses. Yep. Because you're scared. You should.
02:56:13
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You are. What a Peter Knapp. I see you. I know you're looking around. I got it. Watch this. I'm going to go to YouTube and I'm going to send it directly to her on Snapchat. Oh, yes. That's actually I was going to copy the link and and send it right to you on Snapchat. You can. I got it. Don't worry. I got it. This is such a works. No, no, no, no. You see, Jeff, you know what? You don't have a beard. You don't have a beard. Yeah. Oh, my God.
02:56:43
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Oh my God. The idiot said another, and what the fuck is their fucking podcast called?
Beer Preferences and Weather Humor
02:56:49
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Uh, you know, the drunken podcast that copies us. Yeah. Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Yes, exactly. yeah They were, they were, they were, they spent like five minutes talking about their beers the other night. Wait, they have beers. I have more beer than they do. It's cold enough in Georgia that I'm keeping my beers out on the front porch because they're ice fucking cold.
02:57:14
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yeah It's 65 here. It's 99 here right now. and i I've had, I've had, I've had my beer out of the porch for the last like, but not that it's been cold night's but a little bit, it's been a little over a month. you've I can put my beer outside in Florida right now because it's only 31 degrees in Orlando. I won't put my beer out. I won't put my beer outside unless it's below 30.
02:57:40
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Okay. However, i I live in a town where there's more drugs than sober people. So I couldn't leave my beer outside and will you know ever country where there's more drugs than sober people. yeah However, as as Wally knows, we're like getting ready to get fuck real hard by mother nature, quote unquote, supposedly ah but they they're calling for 10 to 12 inches of snow tomorrow. They're still not in the bar. Wait, wait.
02:58:08
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29 degree draft, baby. case oh so it is You to steal the cup from Twin Peaks smell you it comes out with frost all over it. and um sorry I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Uh, uh, Rick, how cold is it there? It's 29 degrees in Georgia right now.
02:58:28
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Yeah, it's 11 degrees and it feels like zero degrees here. I'm south of the Mason Dixon. I understand that. But don't tell me nothing about ice cold beer. It feels like zero degrees and my beer is on the porch. Well, I'm, I'm jealous then. But, but I love the fact that it's finally gotten a little bit cold enough so you can have lukewarm beer on your porch.
02:58:55
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but I'm gonna go ahead. I'm gonna go ahead. Call it a night guys. I'm I'm tired. Let's see. What? Let's see. What? You're and I want to. It's good to see anybody if you're available. Yeah. Yeah. Come up tomorrow. Let's see. Yeah. Cuz I'm gonna. Yeah. We'll talk about your taxes. Sucking it up. Yeah. Cuz I'm gonna. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz I'm gonna. He's gonna go. You know what? Keep talking Rick and then when you and when the bills get eliminated, then I'm gonna look at you be like, uh huh. Talk to that side further than you guys did.
02:59:25
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You know, they're not going to be eliminated by the Texans. That's damn right. And you know what? And it pains me to say that because the Texans are right up there by teams that I like to root for right. I really had high hopes to the beginning of the season for i because i and Brian and I have had this conversation like the Texans have been that team and I love to root for it. I knew them. They were like yeah they were just like they were just like one or two players away from being like a legit fucking contender. And this season they there roster and it was just like
02:59:58
Speaker
was a little lackckluster yeah we and okay I'm not even I'm not even like a full fledged Houston fan, but I am a fan of Houston. I mean, it kind of hurt my heart. It hurt. It hurt my soul, Brian. Yeah. thanks my You guys fucked up. If I had a soul, it would be hurt. If I had a heart, it would be hurt.
03:00:18
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right I imagine this is how Jeff's parents feel disappointment when you have high expectations for something being on this No, I know how Kurt Cobain feels Why don't you show us why don't you show us No balls no balls I Call cap I call cap Yeah, I'm not sure you can go in there and collect your magic. Classic. What is up, bro? I don't know why he popped in with that. Whatever. Go blue. That's my boy. I'm just Rick and BDR. but Just sir go to YouTube and search. You're watching. It should be in the chat right there on YouTube.
03:01:17
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Oh, which ah dude, I actually, I picked it up at, uh, I picked it up at Walmart and I love this fucking shirt. I actually cut the sleeves off of it. Cause I got fat. Yeah, I got fat. So I had to cut the sleeves off i let click up for that swollen head of his. Yeah. but do but you go ahead The fact that my shirt don't fit no more. And so go to Facebook and search nonsensical nonsense in the search bar.
Promoting the Podcast
03:01:48
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but I just searched on statistical nonsense that popped you guys right up. Thanks, asshole. Yeah, that's the old one. That's the that's that's that's the. But it shows what one is live, you dumb fuck. She's watching this. life she's in the u I know. I don't know why. So call me fat pig. Why is it going to be a fat thing, you short fuck? It's not really a short thing. You're trying fucking. Well, I started it by calling me fat, you fucking pecker would. Hey, I hate you, Rick.
03:02:17
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um shit. That's just that. Fuck. Father. Well, yeah, because you make it fun. Hey, go, Rick. There's the there's the yeah there's the actual guy he's going to there's the actual there's the there's a straight up link. Send that to her. I just sent it to you on the stack. I sent it to her from YouTube. Oh, you might have sent her the stream yard. that We did you send it from the description or from the chat? I said the entire fucking thing to her. I got it, though. I got what you're saying.
03:02:46
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That in our in our description, that is really streaming our referral link. She didn't even open it. Sign up. I think she fell asleep. Oh, good lord. She's a little special. Yeah, I know. I got this at Walmart. I don't know. And this is one of my favorite shirts because I do love me some sublime. I don't practice the real. I ain't got no crystal ball.
03:03:12
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we um Now, man, I wish we could. yeah and you know back could find that hand on experiment it not told that's she fan i lost god no reason i i spotify and i'm s singing along to songs and fell asleep and woke up having dreams that i was all shit Oh, Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, shit. And she's in the dark. This bitch didn't even pay her electric bill. She's always. little bill are Yeah. She get fair electric bill. Wait. Why I want to do something for you when he comes back. And then nothing bad. He just wants to say, where's the beard? Where's the beard? Lies. Yeah. Where's the fucking beard, huh? Lies. That's cheating. I can't do that. in My hair is my hair long enough. I can't. I can't do it yet. lot of face She's throwing in a fucking knot around her chin. I can't do that though. It's not a face dad.
03:04:25
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feel like He looks like Woody Carlson. He kicked in with the comb over.
03:04:43
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I just want to show you something he's been working on for a grand total of eight hours. Well, he wants to try something. Okay. Oh, I'm going to try. You got him a guitar. Yeah. He's been working on this for, he's been teaching himself for eight hours. fuck
03:05:03
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um Ready? All right. Hit it. Rock it out. Free bird. Free bird.
03:05:11
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Well, I got to turn off his I got to turn on his background noise. Yeah.
03:05:21
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I just heard it. Yeah, get close to the mic. You got to come closer to me. And then you can. All right, there you go. yeah bray You have a mic. I just realized that I was made it.
03:05:35
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Wow! Are you ready? He's about to try this. I gotta say, this this image of Rick and his son is really disturbing. Neither. Just sitting here-shit! Oh man, I wish I knew the words to that song. I know, right?
03:06:08
Speaker
He got it. pushing guilty He's taught himself that he's learned it really good. I just say congratulations. um Yeah, I know. I couldn't. I couldn't. I didn't know if Jeff was trying to Jeff looked like he was trying to look it up. So I want to say that all by like that. And what else are you working on, bro? Oh, gee, yes. That's your question. Yes.
03:06:34
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He's froze and stolen. A little bit of. Hey, shout out shout out to why because I've had a guitar for like 20 years and you know what I can do. Thanks, Joe. Yeah. He's still sitting in the same place. It's just it's decoration at this point. He needs sos know so you don't hear his fingers sliding up and down the strings. Yeah. got ilon whoa Well, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, ladies and gentlemen, he needs better screen. what three like brittanney Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Take Brittany. Can't even spell your name, right? It was behind you. It looks like you're in a van. She is in a van down by the river. in a band
03:07:20
Speaker
and thrill a band She's in a van down by the river. that bla you ah ah briefly I have lights on my bed. All those people trying to know how to pay their electric bill. Unlike she said that I'm a mountain looking over the city. Yeah.
03:07:45
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so like Wait, why do you like your VC back on here? Who the fuck puts life on their bed? i mentioned ah You know, you know what I imagine if we had a headboard, we would probably have lights on our bed. Are you guys done? Are you done? No, we're still going to have you not been watching us for an hour. We're never done. We're done when Glick says we're done.
03:08:09
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make I'm basically like, that's the end of our show. Yeah, we're done with Connor's dumbass since the show. Yeah, right. Just all of a sudden just just just. All Connor did was give us the opportunity to fucking go longer. Yeah, we're going to go.
03:08:35
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you
03:08:40
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He said it! He said it! Snoop Dogg said it! The double G! He's double G now, just like me. The double G is the ensemble of that. I'm about that way. Let's go! Ah, Jeff, it's a thing! Double G! well It's a thing, Jeff! Suck it! He said, suck it! Who what? Who what?
03:09:07
Speaker
Sorry, why he I would bring your blast in your mouth My mom's dead well, no wonder it took her so long to finish oh got have conversation Did you did you take that conversation from Connor and I that pretty much I'm just I'm just trying to figure out like you guys gotta have a chick on your show. It's going to get you more viewers, but then there's a chick on the show. it She's just sitting in the dark and knowing it's there. Oh, Lord. And she has a fucking beard. She doesn't understand how light work because light behind you makes it darker. Right. It gives you a silhouette. It isn't even coming through until like a minute later. Oh, well, yeah. You're never you better.
03:09:58
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they listen and i'm just sitting here living my best life i yeah yeah dusty life yeah that's i fantastic steadyy steadyy like copy
03:10:30
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That song for Jeff, but I wish I was a ball I wish I was a little bit Why? so ears Picture computer Fix your ears. Yeah Clean the shit out of yours, man finger it out. but yeah The professional finger in and out. He's got it fingered out. Give him a second. bloop
03:11:08
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i can hear clearly know the thing that has i can hear really know jeff has come wait what the chap It's not a race baby, or it's a race baby. I started reading classic Jones's thing about the camera focused on a person in a dark room and did not expect it to go where it was going. I thought it was going to get a whole lot more inappropriate.
03:11:46
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No, it's not a chick in a dark room. Yeah. I was going to say it, uh, it didn't just go a little bit sideways. but Oh, geez. I was just talking to somebody. rather they were vertically How she's Asian. And it might be sideways. Who I talking to? I was wanting it to go a little bit more risque. wait well Bring it. Don't threaten me with a good time. Yes, sir.
03:12:17
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03:12:31
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go see know are i don't know are you hearing yourself Yeah, I'm hearing you from somebody. Well, I just walked up between Pat and an eye and shit his pants. I need to drive by and then left. So let me know if that's any better because you you don't have a delay on our end. Sometimes we get people who come up and they get a little bit of a delay. You got to definitely start coming up, man. I did that make it any better.
03:13:10
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She stops talking. What are you talking to why is the la she talk the one side yeah Oh, by the way, Jeff, when you were talking earlier, I totally thought you're a woman. so When you're not watching the show, yeah you have better beard than you.
03:13:33
Speaker
Hell, yeah, man, absolutely, brother. Life shave, cat to one side. I mean, I don't know, Paul. yeah I got super confused cause I wasn't like watching it, watching him talk. Oh, you're just listening. Yeah. And I thought somebody new like came in and he was like talking a little different. Sorry, Jeff. Well, I'm gonna talk to it now too. i know I do want, I do want, I do want to let you know something about Jeff. Uh, Jeff used to be a lady when, when Jeff Wally and I were in school together, Jeff was a chick.
03:14:06
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uh he he he has transition we we we we are we are an inclusive podcast and jeff is transgender um jeff used to be a woman he's a black lesbian i i don't know why he transitioned into a man and then i decided to identify as a black woman i'm just kidding i'm not inclusive as well yeah he's confusing himself but She is. Oh, geez. Oh, shit. Just the transformer. Just the train is something. Oh, shit. Gold box black. All right.
03:14:52
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So many things that are happening on the The host name is Mad
Misunderstandings and Celebrity Influence
03:14:57
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Chad. You guys are welcome. Who the hell is Mad Chad and who the hell is who the hell? You You're not welcome, you dumbass. You can't even fucking read. What? What? You said you know, his name is mentioned. You guys are welcome. No, he said awesome. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I'm just trying to get comments. I'll call him trans. I call it trans best. Trans best. It sounds like a hole. Oh, it's like a bug.
03:15:25
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It's still like yells random cuss words. and so she' crashing gra morton went Oh shit. And I snapped my head real quick. Like, Oh fuck. She can say that right now. is africa i long And you're on the podcast. Those are the rules. Wait, has she learned that she can get a hooker there yet?
03:15:50
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Why it plays water? Why it knows how to get hookers? He just doesn't know. And I can't. I can't. Any dark side road in at night. and And I can't use the English language either.
03:16:06
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lord My arch nemesis as a superhero as the champ as the English podcast host of all time fuck you Joe Rogan. Yes, I'm better than you Joe Rogan um you got arch him but than so oh My arch nemesis is the English language Danny no Rogan got beat Bless me weeks running. He got beat Tom Segura and and and Burt Kreischer. Kylie. Kylie Kelsey, Jason Kelsey is white. That's because she got the fucking Taylor Swift. No, she doesn't even like Taylor Swift. Oh, she does. Yeah.
03:16:52
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Yeah. The last thing I want to do is listen to anything Kylie Kelsey has to say. Well, I love listening to Kylie. She's fucking. You know what? You know who I do want to. eat did You did. You know who I do want to start up? I have part of. It's hard to get out. ah Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. Oh, yeah. I'm so i'm serious right now. I've seen you choke it out before. Come on. You smell.
03:17:19
Speaker
Get it out. The only football life I want to see with a podcast is Wyatt Teller's wife, offensive lineman for the Cleveland Browns, because I absolutely love that chick. And she's got no time for bullshit and shenanigans. and That's Kylie Kelly. And Wyatt Teller's wife, the lineman for the Cleveland Browns, she's got no time for bullshit. And and when somebody, when a troll comes at her, she is the sweetest You could be dealing with the troll, but still gets her point across. And I love that. He's not. She'll just cut you down. Kelly, Kelly is actually fucking hilarious. And I love the kill time. He's an idiot. I love the Kelsey's. Don't give he Jason. I love Jason. I love Jason. I think Jason is awesome. The fact that he was about ready to be the price of some stupid Penn State college kids. Yeah.
03:18:19
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No, Kylie Kelsey's actually really fucking funny. But I really would have thought that Jelly Roll's wife Bunny would have beat Rogan first. Nicki, Nicki, Nicki turned Nicki turned me into a Bunny fan. I was not a fan of Bunny. I was a dumb blonde podcast. Yeah, I was. I was a bunny. I've seen clips. It's funny. I'm not over 50 and I know what a bald dagger is. Should I know what a bald dagger is? Never mind.
03:18:47
Speaker
Who said? Oh, we got to remember. I know. I know. I know. Brandon. Brandon. Brandon. He he he told me we didn't really do broccoli and eggs, bro. You can't keep up with that. You know, this I can't keep up with that. He told me I had to cradle. I had to cradle. That's a tough one right there, man. I mean,
03:19:12
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why is your computer being dumb?
03:19:16
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Is it the computer? My brain hurts so much because there is like so much like reverberation and like people. You got to hold on one second. Let me look at your. Let me look at that let me let me let me see your stuff. My headset. I made that my line. but I did go a little Jeff. I don't know. I did hear y'all twice and it's just like constant. I'll just get it.
03:19:43
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So hold on a second. Hold on a second. Can I ask you something? Are you on the computer and then have the show in the background as well? That could be why. Do you have a tab pulled up with the show prior? No, I might.
03:20:02
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yeah yeah yeah That's why you hear yourself two times. yes understand why I hear you and I don't know why I hear me and me. Y'all can suck it. Good job, dickhead. And now it's better.
03:20:27
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And it's a little. Oh, I mean, those jokes all the time. I i fuck with Blaze because I thought Blaze had a Subaru and it turns out he has a Kia, not much better. He has a Kia way he's like way and we're worse. I can car i would think it's so be over a Kia any day. And we have got that 10 year, 100000 mile warranty, though. You need it when the motor shit's out. Yeah. Once again, it's covered. Fuck it. Cool.
03:20:57
Speaker
No, they're fighting. It's not to. Not when I worked there. I used to work for Ashland Shelby and they had those keys on there, man. They were all the time in the fucking bays getting worked on. And we were like, fuck it. It's paid for. I don't care.
03:21:19
Speaker
Because it fucks with me when you bust out with all shit. not Shit. my kids what happens when you don't have air conditioning in the bathroom hot chi Oh, no, my fucking son. So I don't have central at the house because I'm fucking poor um and they didn't put it in. And then you want to talk shit about me a little bit.
03:21:41
Speaker
I didn't say shit about you, but hold on. So I have a credenza in my living room that holds my TV, but it's got like a fireplace with a heater underneath it. And I use that and that heats that heats a good portion of the house. And then Peyton is a fireplace heater in her bedroom. And I have a little heater in my bathroom. Fucking why it went in there and shit earlier and then closed the door with the heater. Nice.
03:22:08
Speaker
I went in there to take a piss and almost died. Did you know that if you fart in the shower, it makes your fart smell worse? It's so much worse. So much worse. Don't ever drop it while I'm in the shower. My ex-fiancee and I had like a huge argument about it. Is that why he's in there? OK. OK. All right. Hold on a second. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on a damn second.
03:22:37
Speaker
First and foremost, we didn't get married because of this whole thing. ah That's what I think in my. Rick, I have my dick in my hand and I know it's small. I had it between my fingers while I was taking the place. And I heard you say. cor down Right. I call it fucking Fonzie. My TV. Yeah, that's a fancy word. that's literally What the fuck would you call it? Because that's what it's called.
03:23:05
Speaker
a TV stand. No, because it's got bookshelves in it and a spot underneath it for something else. I have a cell bar. You know that you sound like you stole it. Well, I have shoes like, come on, he's bougie as fuck. I do that all the way. We we have a credenza in our living room because it's got shelves and cabinets and shit underneath of it. I know those things called it. Spray your ass.
03:23:35
Speaker
abu play yeah i he used to have one i know I used to have a bidet in my old house. I don't want a bidet because I feel like it would turn me gay. No, I would get a bidet, but my concern is what do you do when you get really bad butt butt? I'm afraid that I'm afraid. I'm afraid that if water shoots up my ass, I'm going to be like, well, I kind of like that pressure.
03:24:01
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i clean the nexting I know. And they were all like, people, well, the men specifically will write on the walls. And there's this one that recently somebody wrote, it was like, have you ever, I think I sent it to you, Rick. Have you ever had a bowel movement that like question your sexuality? Like that was so big, the question your sexuality. And he said, yes.
03:24:27
Speaker
yeah like but I've never heard of that question your sexuality. For poison before starting to say that I have. Hold on, I heard something about what a grins is. Hey, you bougie son of a bitch. Hey, you bougie son of a bitch. That's a hard time answering this. First of all, I want to come back to you and your pissing habits and wait why are you using stalls at men's restrooms where men write the weirdest shit? It's my job.
03:24:59
Speaker
Oh, OK. OK. That makes sense. OG classic right there. That's my guy. It's a goddamn entertainment center. You son of a bitch. It's not a credenza, a credenza. Back to this. Oh, my God. A credenza. What was it? Hold on a second. A credenza was the word originally meant testing food for poison. The word credenza meant testing food for poison. the war therapy
03:25:30
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before serving. Yeah, now I want to Google this shit. damn nice Oh, that's what they're doing. Mickey, Mickey, Mickey from the bathroom is on Google. Thanks. Yeah, she wanted to know why why they call it a kind of.
03:25:48
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She's talking to her. I don't know. All I heard was she was in a stall in a men's restroom. I'm like, why is Brittany in the men's stall taking a piss? Or she's a church acer. I don't know. She's a church acer. What does that say? It says Rick is gay.
03:26:09
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only she literally back that scale original meaning back my original it is a boly how technically oh and listen here you watching maybe toad
03:26:26
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it i mean why was i word verdenza meat it's right here I Understand she just told you hope yeah Rick, you literally just pulled up an ad for an entertainment center. No, he pulled up an ad for an entertainment center. Then somebody else wrote credenza. Why do they call it a credenza? The name shares roots with credence, which today means acceptable of something that's true. But originally it meant testing food for poison before serving it.
03:26:56
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Rick likes some jack off some jack off and fucking that this would be okay word this thing i just built and probably Yeah, some jerk off that made cheap pe Yeah, i'm gonna call this a credenza good god damn some pans oh ah and i idea like we didn't a name for this thing we just built sort of credent as They're not assholes are Swedish Oh meatballs. You know what the meatballs are made out of, don't you? I want to know what you have to say. i that's Made out of horse. That's what's up. Tastes damn good. At IKEA.
Cooking Jokes and Food Scandals
03:27:40
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Are you serious? So is dog food? yeah i won't Yes, Jeff. I'm serious. yeah
03:27:47
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do ah That's that's ah look ah room whole don't don't hold me to this but this is Allegedly what the meatballs are made of because apparently Swedish people like to eat horse meat But yeah dog food and glue and majority your glue is from horses. Yeah glue What she said a credential is a bookshelf with space and other shit no shit Okay, so in 2013, IKEA was involved in a food scandal where traces of horse horse meat were discovered in their frozen meatballs. Yep. Tell them. I was thinking, oh, by the way, here. What's up, boobies? Boobies, right? Boobies. Show
03:28:36
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I want to see. I don't think she wants to show, I mean, Brittany said p prove it, show it. Who the fuck is Brittany? richly rich friend that said rich friend that said that's something that's something every fiancé, husband, wife, her every wife, boyfriend who's that? who's their bitch? she's a man she has special needs news let i know from me go think you that's like meggs from family guys my inner randy jackson
03:29:14
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Yeah, I'm super fat. yeah She said she said, Johnny, to check on your show and get you so many of viewers and we're like, well, stop talking about it. Bring your ass up here. So she comes up here and she's sitting in a fucking dark room with a hoodie and a beanie on with her mic muted for like 10 minutes. 10 seconds. You hold her. She's you're just mad because I was talking shit about you. she yeah in the kids way So it's different from any other.
03:29:42
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this saturday I mean, this is the true statement. Nobody actually was like friends with Rick. Nobody likes Rick. That was good. I gave you that one. Like, Rick's not here. and like run the i yeah i Like, Rick, right? Wait, Rick, you really know what that is? Is he fucking peeing again? He's peeing again. He's peeing more than I do. Nice. I think we've been on the air for six hours and I haven't seen enough pregnant women on a road trip. I just, what? I think you're more than a nine month pregnant woman on a road trip. I pee once when we go to PA.
03:30:14
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I'm just, I just told, I just told, I just told Nikki that Rick's got a smaller bladder than I do, than I do. And she looked at me like I was fucking crazy. Dude, he pees all the fucking time. It's annoying. I've been in the bathroom four times, maybe five times. I don't know. She can't count. Like when we play Call of Duty, he's always like, I gotta go to the bathroom.
03:30:39
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That's because he likes to do illegal things. Grown man holds a little boy's penis. You take you realize you do realize that he takes his mic in there while you're talking and touches himself. I don't give a shit. I take my headphones in with me, too, when I go. So, you know, the son of a yelled at me. We were playing Call of Duty one time and I went to take a piss and I got forbid I have fucking manners and I turned my mic off while I was pissing. So nobody heard me frying chicken.
03:31:09
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and he's like, Oh, fuck you. Click his mic off. The dumb ass don't know how to use his headset. and I'm like, I was taking a piss, bro. Calm down. He's going to come back all pissed off. He's probably listening the whole time. I need you to do not do a show on February 15th. What's February 15th? Valentine's day weekend. And I'm the one to do not know what you're talking about. I was going to say, yeah you almost got in trouble.
03:31:38
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No, how am I going to get in trouble for February 15th? It's a day after Thanksgiving. It's a day after Thanksgiving since Brittany. Wow. I mean, she's a Ravens fan. We already know she's a Ravens fan. She's down higher than eagle nibbles, so I'm just saying. I am. I was All right, buddy. We'll talk to you later, Wally. See you later, Wally. Love you, brother.
03:32:11
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Where's Blaze at? We might have out found Blaze's soulmate. I know. But she does have to compete with Callie. She does have to compete with Callie. Not particularly. that Well, you'll love Blaze. Blaze does not electee. He's a communist pig. And he doesn't really have free will and still makes my head explode. What makes you think that I'd be down for that?
03:32:38
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and stoners Baltimore stone ah Ravens fan clearly ah um not clearly your brain don't work properly I don't know but I did fall off of a staircase a few months ago and I've been having some issues You were probably like, I don't know you that well, but ah I'm pretty sure you were having issues before you fell. I'm just there. I'm also blind, but also, fuck you, like friends with Rick. but Yeah. Well, yeah, true. that You lost a lot of points right there. Yeah. I ain't gonna lie. I can't deny that one. and you have this Southern accent from Baltimore. My family's from the South.
03:33:28
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I thought you said you were like, pre because she's fucking a duck. No, I thought she said she was sort of his perfect. No, both families from no, my family's from Alabama, Tennessee, Georgia. All time. Well, that's not my friends. No.
03:33:50
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move I'm just saying, where's my family? By the way, they're all one person. I hate my family. My family can treat consistency. Incest is best. hey You know what they say, incest is the best. Put your cousin to the test.
03:34:11
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Why don't I keep it in the family to it? Wow, I thought my shit was bad. You made it worse. You can't keep it on your pants. Keep it in the family. They say we don't bring i an aholic this is. Hey, don't bring it. I'm Glick. This is my best friend, Jeff, and we're habitual. I'm Chris Crossroads with a line down and we go challenge accepted.
03:34:37
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it's doing What going up? Y'all are fucking wrong.
03:34:43
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you really got that billowcase out india but Did you guys finally get the room done oh dude yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I was gonna say it's only been like 12 hours. Yeah, he hasn't been helping for the last six though. So he wiki beat job talk about this for like three weeks. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I we cleaned the room together. We got all Andre put away and we cleaned up the room.
03:35:13
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And then it came time to move the furniture and it was just thinking. No, no, no. I did. i I did move all. I did move. I have old school dressers from the nineties. So they're like, yeah. Well, you kept that fucking record player that weighs more than my car. Yeah. i yeah Like ah you get moving the bricks truck. Yeah. theyre They're wooden. They're wooden dressers.
03:35:40
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So we had to and we had get like fucking yeah we didn't we didn't take anything out of the room and put it in the hallway. We just kind of what you call it wobbly jobbly. You piled it on the wall. So we so we kind of um like I moved the dresser a little bit and then I moved the bed and then I moved the dresser and then I moved this and then but I was i was like I was like I got everything moved. Like I moved the dressers with the drawers in them all. You know, Nikki helped me with the one dresser because, uh, one of the, one of the planks broke. So like, if I moved it too far away from the wall, it was the one with my mirror on it. The big one that was, um, so it was like, I had to keep it. Weaned up against the wall or have her keep it up straight as I moved it, moved everything, moved the bed, just, just moved everything. And then we took a break.
03:36:38
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and And I had to go to the vape shop and give me babes and Nicky had to get any baby, but I had to get gas and blah, blah, blah. We went to Walmart. We were walking around Walmart. My back. I felt it. du I like legit felt it. My back was starting to starting to tighten. And then like we were like halfway done at Walmart and my back was starting to lock up on me. Like where it was shooting down my leg where I was like walking like fucking Forrest Gump.
03:37:04
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yeah But we're 10 and Diane. yeah yeah no way counters lieutenant that's lieutenant Lieutenant Connor, you ain't got no legs. So, yeah, yeah, I did. I I was I was feeling real confident, Jeff. Like, I'm like, fuck me. I moved all this fucking furniture today. I didn't hurt my back. And then we got the war. All my confidence, all my confidence went right out the fucking window, bro. I feel good sitting down. But the moment I get up to walk or
03:37:35
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No, I didn't because I'm. Yeah. Take ibuprofen. That'd be good for you. OK. Anti-inflammatory. Well, alcohol and ibuprofen thins your blood. Ibuprofen does not have aspirin. And ibuprofen is not aspirin. It's naproxen. It's just an anti-inflammatory. Hey, listen here, smarty McSmarty pants, Mickey and Rick. Nobody asked you, right? Well, he said, hey, I'm going to top it. Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to prove to you why I'm your best friend.
03:38:06
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a
03:38:19
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Yeah, there you go. right now and know I was not a fan of that. I did not like that at all. yeah I have an irrational I have an irrational fear. ah t yeah Hey, hey hey brittany this is what you're doing. This is what I want you to do. Any questions?
03:38:35
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I could say the same thing. I have an irrational fear of medicine. and Again, go back to go back to Rorae Dranda under my car seat, who was a prescription. I understand that. that. I wouldn't share those things. I know. Oh, wait. Pause. You guys, the champ, Angela Spills Mafia. What am I? The bitch. You have to put your own. It's hard, isn't it?
03:39:04
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Yeah, whatever it is. You didn't put your own tag on you. I know I've been harsh on you, but... I mean, you got to swing at those. You got to knock those diggers off the bar. Swing in the mist. Because I know more about sports than you do. That's not surprising. That's like saying you can walk where Connor cannot.
03:39:33
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I don't give Jeff a whole lot better. Jeff, that was that was that was pretty good, bro, because I was struggling and trying to come up with something. What did they say? It was good. What did they say? That was better than me. Well, you asked what am I and he said, Richard, you're right. I mean,
03:39:57
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even i hate all of yall i don't know what size shoe it is but layce some motherfucker up and wear it just not to guy who knows you're retarded because you're right
03:40:12
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Jeff don't even know. Jeff don't even know a sport. The Ravens. That's not true. That's not true. Because Michael Orr from the fucking. What's the fucking can't movie with? Oh, Jesus Christ. even i hate all of y'all No, no, no, no. It comes to the movie, i don't know what size shoe it is but lay some motherfucker up and wear it baby. The movie. Where is the Raymond from? Don't Google it. Baltimore and the Ravens. OK. Baltimore. Incorrect. It wasn't last night. Incorrect. It was originally from Cleveland.
03:40:38
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Shut the fuck up. Nobody likes you. Actually, know they're from Cleveland. They were the only ones who did it in 1999. I was I was thinking I was thinking of the Baltimore. Yes, they were. No Baltimore. Oh, you know, Baltimore. Good night. Yes. Yeah. yeah Who's is from Baltimore or from Maryland, Indianapolis? I'm literally just a lot about sports or fuck. ah Yeah, you fucking hide in one fact that I taught so Glick something about football. He did he did actually teach me something about football. I taught him that. Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't ask him the question. I'm kind of shocked. He shocked me. Brittany, Rick, where was football invented?
03:41:27
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in the place that football was invented. American football or European? Yes, sir. American football. She's not wrong. She's not wrong in Canada, I think. No, sorry. It was Canton, Ohio. Oh, that's why the Hall of Fame is in Canton. Oh, that makes sense, then. Yeah. But not in sports. I knew that. But you knew it from a movie in Cooperstown. Hey, fuck you. I learned a fucking fact. I didn't care where the fact of fact came from. I knew it.
03:41:57
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However, however, Brittany was also right, because she said it original where originally She wasn't wrong. She just generalized. And by the way, ri Darth Vader says hello.
03:42:10
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ghost you're still out there fucking oh I wish I had your fucking and nerd thing right now, you fucking point extra bitch. It's nice that you can't. I'm a nerd, too. OK, I'm wearing a fucking Harry Potter. You guys.
03:42:27
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Oh, I'm sorry. It stopped working. Oh, I'm sorry. It's still this. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. isn Don't work. He's like totally right for that. Oh, no, titties. Oh, well, you're a neighborhood, you son of a bitch. Here's a shot.
03:42:52
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check you still yout i
03:42:58
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One click. One of your neighborhoods, you son of a bitch. Here's a shot. Can't get straight. Did you see what I put up on TikTok? One click. Really? We're doing this? Good. We're doing this. I can't believe that you guys play. Oh, yeah? Well, that's how you would think. The Blue Truth device is is connecting the successful eight. God damn it.
03:43:30
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so far got her i mean i can I can't believe that you guys put both William Shatner and Patrick Stewart from Star Wars. I'm not from Star Wars. I fucking love that. you doing he does it just up its my um My dad would have reached out and punched you right in the fucking nose.
03:43:51
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the did i get when like how was the one year hit ram No, no, this motherfucker got somebody somebody was in the chat talking nerdy shit like that and click was like calm down with your Harry Potter and fucking William Shatner in your Star Wars and my heads didnt going but My dad, my dad would have had a fucking come apart if you just said that. He'd be like, you probably don't even know the difference between fucking dirty, hairy and blah, blah. And he you fucking come on some stupid shit. And I would laugh hysterically. The great the great thing about Jeff Bienico, which is one night we were doing this show and we had a bunch of ner fucking nerd. No, no, no. we we we We had a bunch of nerds. We had a bunch of.
03:44:37
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We had a bunch of nerds in the chat. and I'm a nerd, too. I'm a comic book nerd. You know, I'm a sports nerd, whatever. yeah yeah We all nerd out about our things. And we had a bunch of nerds in the chat. And and they and and I think Brian was here and they were all being super serious. and They were having Star Wars and Star Tracks and Harry Potter conversations. he And again, this is this is again, this is me giving Jeff mind you credit, which I don't do a lot of times. I know my dumb ass comes in and just starts just fucking making nerds lose their minds, making the worst references I could make. Jeff doesn't even stand does jeff jeff doesn't even try to correct me. All he does is go, which is, this is this is our universe assembled. I know what you're doing.
03:45:22
Speaker
And let me go. It did. The chat lost their fucking mind. Do it like in your death. And it took Brian a minute to catch on because Brian was like really pissed if she's like you talked about Glick. he got on Well, that's like you going in on the acoustic kid tonight.
03:45:45
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Oh my God. If I'd have known the universal sign at a fucking. I swear. i um yeah but yeah But I but but I do right away. You were dancing with
Being Unoffendable and Nicknames
03:45:54
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me, Rick. I do. I don't think you were dancing with me. I didn't want to. touch That's that's what makes me. No, but we are equal opportunity. Fuck with you. Equal opportunity. of care Amen. I agree. No, we are equal opportunity offenders and we are unoffendable.
03:46:16
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i keep this up on my mantle hell yeah fuck' sta lee and as my new saying goes may the breezes i burn light the way no new sa goes i'm going to put it on the bingo card that to i done lots of sayings a finger in there oh that's my new one
03:46:40
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I keep this up on
03:46:47
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Wait, so what should my name be? Should I just stick the giggle cheeks, Rick? Nobody knows who's Google Cheeks in here. This is weird segue. Oh, what? No, she plays cod fucking high all the time and she laughs all the time at everything that's said in college. Don't.
03:47:13
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either go ju yeah you do it I know you do. She snorts like a champ and you get her
03:47:31
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all right Jeff. yeah would like to call you r i love i readta i have the some with the don didn know Everybody shut up except for Jeff right boys nice to see you jackson love love behind you ah you the martyrs's map have Yeah, that's my marauders map blanket Oh my god. I am the biggest hacker I've ever heard on here. What house are you in? I'm a Slytherin. Shut up. You talk about football for like three hours, bitch. Jeff, you're not a Slytherin. You just say you're a Slytherin to sound fucking cool. Fuck you. I'm a Slytherin. I'm taking the test. You're a fucking Hufflepuff because you're a bitch. I don't even know what a Hufflepuff is. It might be a little bit of a Hufflepuff because they're houses by the kitchen and they're stoners.
03:48:28
Speaker
That fits, though. What? That definitely fits. Jeff's a Hufflepuff because he's a bitch. Well, he's a Hufflepuff. No. Actually, I actually kind of believe that he is a Hufflepuff. I'm a Gryffindor.
03:48:45
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He's a fucking follower. no cannot about I know nothing about Harry Potter, other than the fact that he's the Lord of the Rings. Brittany, I have a question.
Harry Potter and Fantasy Shows
03:48:57
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I have a Harry Potter question. Did you see who they cast as Snape in the Harry Potter series? i honest don't think jeff had any No, I have not seen that yet. Well, it's not out yet. They're casting.
03:49:13
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I'm like scared to see it. Honestly, cause the guy that cast obviously he's British, but he is not surprised definitely not snake. Are we still talking? We got have their moment.
03:49:36
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We did talk a lot of football. gentlemen have our her moment I'm wearing a Harry Potter hat, a Harry Potter hoodie. i got one of putter look i'm I'm sticking up for you guys.
03:49:49
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a you're a fucking
03:50:06
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of course i did i can see when you click the button board but whether or not that's sure or not being leaving mean a second out of my moment i let it go hey also if you want to make it extra hardcore yeah yeah we like it actually the one has We have seen the one that shoots fireballs. Yeah, I want one. I went to the forbidden forest. But they have that. Does that the suicide force in Japan? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:50:52
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Did you hear that? Yeah, this one in Leesburg, Pennsylvania, yeah. Apparently there's a whole lot of them from Leesburg. I actually sent my wife to, when she went when she's in Europe, I sent her over to where the filming happened. Hold on, hold on a second, Jeff. Where's the forbidden forest at, Brittany? In Leesburg. Yeah, she said Leesburg. That's why they have like holes. In Grove City?
03:51:19
Speaker
as She said she went there. They have like, I'll send you a link or whatever. What are you looking i like? I'm not. I'm not. I'm not your friend on social media. What the hell makes you think I'm your friend on social media? Whatever. Whatever. Send me a link. They have like. ah like What? It's like the third time she said that tonight. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:51:50
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They have like one thing, like make things light up and shit. and You do like that. They shoot out. They shoot out a and like a tissue paper and it actually comes out as a flame. Apparently you can make your own ones and shit and shoot things out. Yeah, you do the fraternus term and you find out like what animal you have as your fraternus. Every every Saturday night I do the potato is getting my belly is
03:52:18
Speaker
it's i call them i'm pretty slight That's something you want to see live favorite subject and favorite TV show Game of Thrones thoughts Uh, there's a lot of. I am the rapist, the king. I wasn't. Not the rapist, the rapist. You call yourself. I call yourself. The robist? Baratheon. Oh, yeah, Baratheon. Robert Baratheon killing. He got himself clicked. Baratheon. King Baratheon is what yeah you I don't know. I don't fucking watch it. I enjoy having one episode. One episode we sat here and Brian and I tried to convince Glick to watch two Game of Thrones. Rick, Rick, as much as Jeff gets mad or gets all sissy fine when we talk about football for four
03:53:31
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fucking hours on a Saturday night. no I listened to him. It was four fucking hours. I listened to him and Brian talk about God damn Game of Thrones. myer entry watch the mountain game and You i don't know We showed him we showed him the mountain going up against Pedro Pascal. Yeah. Yeah. I'm actually a Game of Thrones fan and even as cool as King Baratheon sounds.
03:53:59
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gbaad rubb in robert bra whatever the fuck his name is we wait win we we we
03:54:13
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as As cool as he sounded i'm like ah buing her that was know how long And he sounds like a pretty cool son bitch, she sounds like a type of guy I'm not watch the show Oh, you totally should, though. No, I'm totally right, Rick. I've tried it for years. Dude, I was so late to the party on Game of Thrones, but I promise you I'm not going to watch it either. I watch. I watch. I watch. I watch. That actually is cool shit. Dexter's the new next year.
03:54:53
Speaker
Oh, I felt same way when it came like with Stranger Things. I like hated it. Man, I never really did try to get into Stranger Things. Well, I didn't want to jump on it, but and then I ended up loving it. The cool thing, the the best thing about Stranger Things from what I've seen was the cat that played the sheriff or the deputy or whatever. Hopper. Hopper is my fucking favorite dude of all time.
03:55:20
Speaker
My daughters love fucking stranger things and they're like, dad, you put off hopper vibes and I'm like, I don't even know what the fuck that means. Or if it's a good thing. i but Did you watch ah the walking dead? I did watch the walking dead. Well, up until they killed Abraham and then I was out, they killed the best. I know coral.
03:55:45
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You think Avril makes her best character? du Are you just kidding? Oh, Darryl. No, no. Darryl and Abraham.
03:56:00
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Abraham was the best, 100%. Have you seen the Darrell Dixon series? It's good. Back when back when the walking dead like when the Walking Dead first came out, I was
TV Show Nostalgia and Personal Stories
03:56:12
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still down in Charleston. It was like right after I went down to Charleston. And and everybody, at i was I was working at Aaron's at the time. I was delivering furniture.
03:56:22
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And everybody in Aarons, we all watched Walking Dead. So, you know, every Monday we'd come into work and we'd talk Walking Dead. And my, my work life at the time, they're like, everybody makes fun of the fucking Redneck until the zombie apocalypse. And then they're like, and then everybody was like, there's our Daryl. I'm ask Brittany this because I doubt you do it. No. Did you ever watch vampire diaries?
03:56:52
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Yep. You know, the twins that Caroline had. Yep. Now, I don't know if I got that far into it. I kind of figure I don't know if I want to watch either way. Apparently, Virginia, Virginia. Oh, it's oh it's it's in Virginia, not Pennsylvania, Brittany. Did Nikki watch Vampire Diaries? Oh, it is. ah You're right. I'm not bad.
03:57:17
Speaker
You watched Vampire Diaries, right? I didn't really watch. I know the twins that Caroline had. You know the twins that Caroline had? Yeah. Yes. They bought my old house. offer and yeah Apparently they the twins bought Rick's old house.
03:57:35
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that means they're shitting in his so so so vampire guys sit there first that's what I'm saying that their ass is where your ass is that like having sex with them ultimately or yeah okay yeah know I it a win dude fights a fucking win Rick your butts touch butts from yeah butts to butts as long as long as you're as long as you're As long as your chalalies don't touch, it's not gay. Well, they're girls, but so far from the walking that means. I heard her was working. Talking about butt to butt. Carl walking dead. It's like 10 minutes from the kid's house from Peyton Wyatt. I hate that kid. I want to punch him. They bought the house. What's his name? Oh, Carl. I hate that fucking little bastard. I hate that. I hate it. What the fuck is his name?
03:58:33
Speaker
I don't know. Chandler Riggs, Chandler Riggs. Oh, yeah. He lives like seven years from the kids. That was a wrestler. I used to tag team with Scott Bagwell. Buff the stuff. I bet you did. I was in jail right now. Listen, really? Yeah. And Marietta is in Cobb County jail right now. for do Nice. He got the fucking dope again. Like how long have you all known each other four weeks ago?
03:59:00
Speaker
Oh, how long ago? Like, and I know each other. Who? Mm hmm. Yeah. you i like but news God, when did I start to talk? When did I meet? Like, I had to about four or five years ago, right? Yeah. About Avery. Yeah, I started to talk when I was living with Avery. So I had to be four or five, almost six years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Unfortunately, I've known Jeff for close to 30 years. Damn. For real. We're in the ice together.
03:59:30
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yeah jeff and i know each other fifteen Yeah, Jeff. my first marriage. Well, what is like the biggest change? I'm going to ask each of you separately. What is the biggest change between now on the last three, like 30 years between me and. je like I don't think distance. I've got the border to Mexico. When Jeff and I got divorced, I put him in a crate and melding to Mexico and he never left. Oh, gotcha. That'll do it. Yeah. 20 years, 20, 20. He also he also he also ended up on the list. So I mean, aside from the fact that Glick got taller and Jeff stopped everything. Great.
04:00:20
Speaker
um No, jeff Jeff was Jeff was still a midget. Wait, what? Sorry. Couldn't hear you, Rick. Oh, sorry. yeah Jeff was a midget when we met and I was a Sasquatch when we met. So I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I be the i think the biggest thing is he got jealous of your beard and, you know, I mean, if Jeff grew a beard out and and and managed it and kept it, Jeff could grow up pretty nice. is Yeah, but Jeff doesn't I just get bored in a nice shave all the time. I'll get lazy to let it grow off of my hair and then I'll have to learn. That's what I do. I understand. Jeff's lazy. He doesn't know how to manage a beard and properly can't keep a beard. He's a lazy person that actually shaves their beard. But you know, in all honesty, I don't think
04:01:14
Speaker
a whole lot has changed. Literally, when we reconnected on TikTok and then we exchanged numbers and started calling, we spent like the first. year After Glick mailed in New Mexico and he finally got Wi-Fi back. No, here's the crazy thing. So I'm scrolling through TikTok. After Jeff cursed me out because no i didn't take right here yeah Here's the funny thing. No, here's the funny thing. So I'm scrolling through TikTok. I just moved into the house. We just got internet in the house. I'm scrolling through TikTok. And I see Glick live. And I'm like, wait a minute. And I'm like, hey, man, what's up? Forgetting that my name was not Jeff on TikTok. It was KTCam Productions.
04:01:57
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I just treated him like I treated everybody that was like good in my life. I'm like, what's going on? Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I was like, yeah. And he's like, OK. I was like, well, fuck you, man. And then he read it again. And he's like, from high school? I'm like, yeah. Holy shit. So he exchanged numbers. We got on the phone after he got done live and we talked on the phone for three fucking hours and then hung up and then call each other back.
04:02:25
Speaker
Nothing changed. We went right back into it like like the day we left high school. Literally, in day the day of graduation. Let's find a word for me as we're heading out to our cars. Don't be a fucking stranger. Two weeks later, I'm off to the Navy. I get down to the Navy and I move to Mexico. Oh, hey, thanks, by the way, for your service.
04:02:45
Speaker
Now he's just the favorite food among blondes and sharks. Dude, he didn't serve anybody. All he did was blow a bunch of dudes on a ship. It's it's always easy for entertainment or any sports. Did you go through boot camp? Yeah. Thank you for your service. You bitches go through boot camp right fucking now. Jeff, were you a sugar cookie? Right freaking now. Jeff, you went through buds.
04:03:13
Speaker
Yeah. So if I tell you to become a sugar cookie, you know what I'm talking about? Yes. You miss those days, don't you, buddy? I've been shitting on Jeff. I'm a sugar cookie now. It was it was one time, OG. It was one time, OG. So why it's listening to do you still like stories about that kind of stuff, Jeff? No, there's a reason why I don't play Kyle. OK, but have you ever listened to The Operator by Robert O'Neill?
04:03:44
Speaker
or read the book. I think I read the book once. He's the guy that's shopping Laden in the face. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I read that. And he goes through. So the audio book he narrates himself.
04:03:57
Speaker
which is, oh yeah, you told me about that. Yeah. so now you get all the information and everything good And he talks about his trip through buds in Coronado Island and on the Pacific coast. He's like, become a shirt. spook go in the fucker which why You come out of the water and you roll the sand and the sand you start doing fucking burpees with sand and every pushups. on It is it is literally the worst feeling ever because the sand and Coronado Sticks you like no other saying on the planet. That's why they call it you are you are in full fucking fatigues everywhere Yeah, cuz that water never warms up 50 fucking degrees all year fucking August and that water has got ice on it. Yeah, it's cold to you. I Well, if you're swimming five fucking miles to the island and back, it's fucking cold on a Wednesday because it's five o'clock in the morning because it's what you wake up and do on a Wednesday. right Yeah. Well, it's it's not only that. The first two weeks, I tried the first two weeks, the buds, they call it hell week. No, that's the last two weeks, I thought. No, the first week doesn't end until somebody quits.
04:05:14
Speaker
Oh, I thought that was at the end. Hell Week Hell Week is the end. But I mean, the first two weeks is real Hell Week because they will not. You will not leave. You will not stop until somebody rings the bell. Yeah. And about 40 hours, that bell looks really nice. Yeah, you start to get delusional. That fucker is that fucker is polished. And you're like, you know what? but I can grab that.
04:05:40
Speaker
and It's closer than it looks too But here's the funny thing. What's worse? daniel know They have the bell on It's hung up by railroad ties. What? Well being a short fuck He's he's four foot eight don't lie You're for free. And because I was part of the Smurfs, they gave us the bell instead of a boat. So you literally are staring at the bell while holding it up above your head. He wasn't even tall enough. He wasn't even tall enough to do any of the things that he's talking about doing. Hey, be nice. Come on, chill. Yeah, it's kind of it's kind of shitty to call him out on his fucking service.
04:06:27
Speaker
No, I'm not gonna be nice have we met no we haven't met and yeah used you right I've known him for 30 years. I could literally cure cancer black three weeks ago yeah but you but jeff you
Friendship Dynamics and Military Stories
04:06:42
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know that you know that you know thats sp mercy like you you oh yeah hunt say like did the same thing Like why didn't you do it a month ago asshole Why, you know how many fucking people died because you took your grandchildren fast enough? Yeah. Fucking asshole. I could've single-handedly stopped 9-11 and Jeff still would've found a way to fucking hate me. I found another planet for us to all, like, live on. Yeah, what happened back six months ago, your mom couldn't live. Sorry, I don't know what it is. You can dick it. I wouldn't have done it. You can't fucking carry a teaching, Jeff. That's cool that you guys are still buddies, though.
04:07:19
Speaker
No, it's just the funny thing is the thing about it is he drives me crazy and he pisses me off more times than not. that But he's still one of my best friends. Yeah, he's still one of my best friends. It's one of those things. yeah We each have nuggets. There it is. Well, will each one of us will say something and nobody else in the room is just frozen and we have to scream like this. No, you're sure you're frozen. No, but but Glick and I will both we'll say something that nobody else finds funny, but the two of us will laugh our asses off for like three days. yeah
04:07:55
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it'll be unnecessary its it's a it's ah It's a constant, it's also a constant battle between the two of us two to make each other crack up. The trans beer thing, still the funniest thing that's ever happened on the show.
04:08:12
Speaker
Well, I would say, yeah, there's that there's that that that was there's what you for new things basic youco but think you're cool cause you can mimic but but there's there's there's quite a a a
04:08:31
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addict Yeah, the trans beer is the funniest thing. It was right after Bud Light had that whole thing. Glick said they're drinking Miller Lite. And Nikki's standing across from him. And then she's like, you can drink Bud Light. He's like, I don't care. This is a non-trans beer. And I'm sitting back, looking at the mac and arguing. And all of a sudden, I just go, but there's a trans drinking it. I didn't know. There were gums out there. No! It was fucking genius. that was That was the first time. That was my first gummy adventure, which was awesome.
04:09:05
Speaker
You're first time using gummy? Yeah. Yeah, Nicky got him a gummy. And he took it right before the show. How did I have, like, a gummy? Like, right before we hit the live button, he ate that gummy. Gummy's not really affected me that much, really. Well, I don't smoke. I, like, I smoked weed at the disposal. I smoked weed about that many times, if that, in that position. I'm getting high four times in my life. I snuck every day. Yeah. I smoked weed twice when I was 16.
04:09:34
Speaker
and And I like to party. I like to have a good time. And what I learned about weed is that it makes me go to sleep. Yep. Same here. Yeah. Plus, plus, plus back in the day, on here you look like you needed cheeseburger and all on my legs. One hate when somebody says that to me, I have to give a damn.
04:09:58
Speaker
My mother is the same size as me, so fuck off, bitch. No. So your mom, I said, what's up? I saw that coming. She might be interested. Yeah, I have. have so much time. And that's why I'm a. She's a horror. She left when I was 10 months old. She might be interested. Bitch, you don't. I'll find it. I'll find it like are burgers on this fucking show. You want me to fight her? I'll fight her. I hate. No, no, no. She's cool. No, I'd rather fight my dad. He's going to hit me.
04:10:28
Speaker
Okay, I can do that too. I can do that too. shit let's go you mean time I do you think I got out. That's how I got out of all fights in high school. ah Glick was standing behind me every time. ah The funniest thing is the smallest guy in the entire fucking school of like what, 2000 people? And I will talk shit to everybody because so I got the biggest motherfucker in school behind me.
04:10:53
Speaker
So where did you all go to high school again? Well, we went to two different high schools, but we went to a the career center, which is a trade school. And that's how we met. ah yeah so Like a tech school. Yeah. Yeah. and i think com Buying six schools. and or I'm not going to, I'm not going to jump. I'm not going to be that guy. I'm not going to be fucking i did welding. So that's cool. Oh, nice. Hell yeah. We were, we were in building trades.
04:11:18
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We did a week ago. She was she was my cousin was the only girl and in welding at at the Christian. Nice. You know, my cousin is the one now not welding. You know, what she has never done welding. Now the construction and whatnot.
04:11:38
Speaker
I'm not I'm not going to be I'm not going to be like the Tweedledee and Tweedledum on whatever. What the fuck is that podcast? What the fuck are they call themselves? and num nuts in his bag, my partner. ah Another shot podcast. I'm not going to be like this to where, where, where, yeah, you don't, you don't worry. You're not missing anything. it's where just that copy everything we did where Where they're like, oh, the son of a bitch in the room, blah, blah, blah, blah. They really do copy us. yeah But I like, I had a bit of a reputation i think i talking about for for being in like, no
04:12:16
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No fucks to give and I have a very high pain threshold So yes, jeff would start a lot of fights and I wouldn't even pay any attention No, maybe not I would be that would be over here doing this and it's kind a kind of like a midget owning a pitbull like I Yeah. Mine's out there. yeah my life eaten yeah ours Our pit bulls out there on the couch living her best fucking life because she's just my first traded my fucking pit bull for kick his ass.
04:12:57
Speaker
More was rotted out. but no you know My dog's name. Your dog's name is Rooster or something like that. I'm not afraid of it. No, my dog's name is Claude. Raise your hand to Peyton and he'll rip your fucking arm off. You know what, Rick? I can't even smack her.
04:13:21
Speaker
Rick, I might actually like confuse your dog and eat them after a Saturday night podcast. I'm like, where's Taylor at? I'm going like I will fuck a snack on a leg or whatever. He hears one smack and he's right there. The second one, he's trying to bite my fucking arm and he's my goddamn dog. I'm just saying if I'm ever at your house after a podcast and I'm drunk and I'm like, and I'm like, where's your taters and your dog runs up? I might stick them in the microwave. I was going to say he's going to end up in a microwave in a big bowl.
04:13:51
Speaker
He's gonna end up in a bowl. I'm gonna be eating them with cheese and sour cream no With me he's not spaghetti I don't put it in a bucket yeah i you man Do the kind of these guys saw me getting one night and I watch everyone to my gallon I No, I went and bought a lot of those buckets that you like put sand in the whole. Orange buckets. I make a few of those with spaghetti and I'll eat it all week. He said he was sitting on the dinner tonight. I've been on the. Dude, dude, he was sitting on the podcast with a fucking Home Depot bucket full of spaghetti eating it. I mean, you got to be prepared, man.
04:14:41
Speaker
don yeah yeah but It's also clicks also see me eat like five Big Macs in a row ah so i'm liking for the day palin because There's two people that I want to see grant cra On the fucking network Hey, I'm live network. The first one is jeff second one is fucking I used to be able to I used to be able to eat two Big Macs and two large fries and drink it whole fucking tea and i this assistant insane i and that makes snows freaking sense fucking the fact the fact that i the fact was just said i just gained weight
04:15:18
Speaker
just her a talk i won't fit in my jeans tomorrow yeah after listening to her mcdone and jeff statement I just gained thirty pounds and think it's 49 pesos which is about every hour this part i get from I can get a big mac and fries I call the office combo and i'll go five of these Which is a leader and a half 30 it's 49 pesos about three dollars and and Order five of those in a single sitting and they barely make it from the gate to the house Oh, I we we joke around with we joke around with Nikki's Nikki's son fake Chris aka Milton i lost His girlfriend
04:16:03
Speaker
her. She's around the bed, chuckled his girlfriend. She's just a tiny little thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Mexico, Milton, Milton's plastic, too. Yeah. Rip it. You can't rip it. No. Milton's girlfriend is just the tiniest little thing. She's as cute as can be. She's fucking adorable. I love her to death. I will say since Nikki and I started dating the first time the first time I met Milton's and girlfriend. She was like a cat. Like she would like, no one would come down the stairs. And I know she's texted her right now saying that I'm calling. I'm calling him Milton. so ah he But he he would he would come downstairs and and and Ray would come down behind him and just like real skittish like one behind him and disappear. And I thought she was a cat for the longest time.
04:17:02
Speaker
But she, she can like, she's not afraid to eat. And I joke around and I didn't weep.
Children's Futures and Parenting Stories
04:17:08
Speaker
I've said it to Nikki and I've, I've teased her about it. She's a cheeseburger and she looks pregnant.
04:17:14
Speaker
because she's so small. But then here's my big fucking fat ass and I eat like a fucking diet salad because I'm a monster. You see my salads. Yeah. Big Mac salad is a fucking salad. It had salad in name. It's healthy. Fuck you. But you take it. You grind it up so that it's a little bit of pieces. It's called a Big Mac. So I've made one.
04:17:44
Speaker
It's a salad. I made one. It's a salad in the fucking name. That means it's helping. It is a salad. It is a salad. It's not a salad, bitch. What a game changer. What is that Big Mac thing that you make? The Big Mac Crunchwrap. Yeah, the Big Mac Crunchwrap. Ooh, that's our bomb. Yeah. bro so niys like um come the Yeah, all of us.
04:18:12
Speaker
Jeff, tonight I made ravioli lasagna. I saw my the other day and I ate the whole fucking thing. but so I didn't, I didn't use any one of my favorite foods down. You put, will you put sauce ravioli ricotta cheese ravioli sauce, cheese, and then you bake it bro. Why it is eating three servings of it tonight.
04:18:43
Speaker
guess you were walk and why i as a growing boy yeah leave leave first and foremost say his name fucking right wow listen why is As soon as that kid starts toning muscle, the whole fucking world. yeah why what dude I hope you're ready because you've seen Chris's fucking monster of a son earlier. tonight That's what's why it's going to be white. How tall are you?
04:19:11
Speaker
Wyatt is five foot nine and one hundred and eighty fucking pounds at 13 years old. Oh, he's smart. Bro. but My son is shorter than I am and he's 13. That doesn't say much. And why it's already what color belt are you?
04:19:31
Speaker
He's he's a green level two in karate and he's told me he wants to take MMA class next. I don't know. This kid is going to be a force to fucking reckon with when he turned 16 years old. Cash is taller than buggy. And he's right up there with Austin, isn't he? He's not taller than buggy yet. I think he is taller than buggy, but he's right neck and neck with Austin because Austin is just a smidge taller than buggy. I said, I don't think he's taller than buggy yet.
04:20:00
Speaker
I don't know. ah ke The thing that kills me about that kid is, the thing that kills me about Cassius is fucking speed. he well I want him to play his speed. I want him to play football so bad. just kid literally this This kid will literally race his friends out here on the road and he's running on foot and they're on their bicycles.
04:20:25
Speaker
And they're on their bicycles and he fucking blows them away. Like I'm not talking like he barely beats him. I'm talking like four or five car links. Any and sometimes. Anybody who's. You want to know. Do you want to know when but why? Why it's last football game he played. This is why why why can't play football.
04:20:49
Speaker
He's two nights. OK, the last game of the season that he played one of his players. Nights, two nights. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. One of his teammates.
04:21:04
Speaker
One of his teammates picked off the other quarterback with an interception and they're running down the field and Wyatt halfway down the field is already clapping for this kid while he's running next to other guys that he should be tackling. He didn't want to hurt anybody by tackling them. So football and Wyatt are not. think I yeah actually see that. I see that Wyatt is going to be the epitome.
04:21:34
Speaker
And I love to hate to say this. He's going to be the guy that no offense girls like Brittany call at one 30 in the morning from a bar drunk and say, I don't, I need help. And he's going to drop whatever the fuck he's doing and he's going to go and he's going to rescue these damsels in distress.
04:21:54
Speaker
and will for the longest time in his life remain in the friend zone until yeah one of them realizes that he is every single thing that every chick wants to marry. And that's going to be is speaking from experience.
04:22:09
Speaker
Hey Like, no, dude, it's not a bad way. It goes. Is that bad? No, it comes out literally. He's a guy about Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt Wyatt that. I'm like, he's a good guy. He said, no, I was delivering pizzas in Grand Theft Auto. No, it's not bad. You're delivering pizzas. He doesn't give a shit about me. I mean, I think there's a different place on Grand Theft Auto. But like, that's why, why it is going to be
04:22:59
Speaker
There are going to be a hundred girls when why it's twenty five and engaged to this amazing already that are going to be like, man, I fucked up by not scooping him off the market and going with shitty Brett. Are we still sure that he's straight? No, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think there's no doubt about that.
04:23:22
Speaker
But why it is going to be that kid that these girls are going to regret not for sure. He is such a freaking cutie. I love him. with that Oh my God. He's fucking hysterical. The kid is so damn funny. I mean, I think him playing with us.
04:23:42
Speaker
On Call of Duty has kind of helped him out. It's not in his favor. A little bit. Yeah. I love to be honest. He's been like that his whole life. He's so quick witted. That's cash. Yeah. That's cash. See, I don't have much to do with cash. I've never interacted with cash much. Yeah, that's that's cash. He's he's he's very in his own world. Does his own thing. Lives his own. He's he's he's I call I call cash a space cadet.
04:24:12
Speaker
Yes. Cash. Yes. Cash is in his own world. He does this thing. He Jesus Christ. He put the hashtag up, Jeff. Why? Why was there like are you going to the hashtag? Fuck Rick. Why? It's better. Let's do it. I'm doing it. You hear him laughing. Yeah.
04:24:34
Speaker
I like it. Cash is like that combination. that A lot of my favorites and I and I and I see a lot of this in Wyatt too. Like me, you know, I was in Jeff and Jeff can attest to this. I was friends with everybody. Like I was I was the good guy. I was a nice guy. Yeah. I'm what you were. I was not a man. Nicki called me a man horn. No, that was me. That was Jeff.
04:25:02
Speaker
and je look Let me know. I'm not a man whore, but I am a bit of an attention whore. I'm going to I'm going to. I'm stop you there real quick. g Click. I hate to bring her back up. But who did I fucking rescue from the Atlanta airport and get all the fucking way to Chattanooga just because I'm a decent person? Yeah, I think that has lot i think that has a lot to do with my TikTok. v
04:25:34
Speaker
but what I'm saying is, who else would do something like that? You know what I mean? That's like the elephant in the room, Jeffrey. And as a a as a person, I understood why I did what I did because it was a nice thing to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it wasn't. There was no I didn't stand to benefit anything. it I feel like comfortable. I got it. I'm just saying. No, I didn't. know um la But but however, cash is also and cash is also got a bit of a mean streak in it. So if you do if you if you I mean, like he's been in a couple of fights here since we moved in here and and the one yeah like in his eyes.
04:26:24
Speaker
i yeah I don't know because so I wasn't but so so he's gotten into like two or three fights since we've been here. Well, I get this look like I would not. call those Well, I mean, he beat the hell out of that little mixed breed across the street. And then in that little in that little mixed breed he got mad after he got his ass by cash and and jumped up. And when cash had his back turned to him, he snuck cash.
04:26:52
Speaker
And and then he thought he was fucking big shit until his fucking mom came out there because I was going to kill
School Fights and Friendship Reflections
04:26:59
Speaker
this fucking kid. I was like, you know what? No, I'm going to go find his mom. And I went and got his mom and and his mom was like, you got your ass beat. And instead of taking it like a man, you wanted to fucking s sneak somebody when their back was turned. Get your ass in the fucking house. I'll deal with you in the fucking house. um And then there was another fight that he got into where kid got a little, little too overconfident and cash was stomping his face into the little mud. And again, after, after it was done and everyone, the kids snuck cash. Um, but I think there's only two fights he's been in. Wow. And then that little, um god I'm glad that kid moved out of here. Kyrie, Kyrie, this little fucking Mexican tool who instigated more fights than, than anything, but was afraid to get into an actual fight himself. Cause he was, he was like you, Jeff. He was a tiny little fucker.
04:27:50
Speaker
No, he was I think he might have been he might have been fucking But uh But guys we've got a little bit of a mean streak in him and he's big enough to where he can stand up for himself But 99.999% of the time he's gonna walk away from it and talk his way out of it. He's the happiest Most go lucky kid in the world. You have no life in that thing And just sorry Enjoys being around people and enjoys making people happy and whatever But no Cassius Cassius a lot of like why but that I mean, I mean Jeff knows me Jeff knows I was the same guy It wasn't like I was out there picking fucking fights. Like I was just I was just fucking just the biggest target Yeah, I was just existing at the end of the day Yeah,
04:28:42
Speaker
but yeah so but but yeah I mean and there's nothing wrong with being the nice guy I mean I've been the nice guy my whole life and uh you know it it took me a fucking long time and most of which I was a nice guy I just I was also a man of mine yeah you were you were not the nice guy hey you had ulterior motives in everything you did and you still have ulterior motives in everything you do No, indi it took it took me a very long time to find the right one. Obviously, my last like three or four relationships have been documented on this network, on these podcasts. The cheater, the eater and the... yes I still have nothing bad to say. Hey, Jeff, I want to let you know sometimes you remind me of Joe from Impractical Jokers.
04:29:41
Speaker
But to go back to your to go back to your question earlier, which is like it's like a I show for me. Practical jokers. You don't know a practical jokers is the ball. Yes, it is. Yeah, I do. I do. I do. I do. trend and and yeah but i got a look Oh, wait. Joe's the one that left, isn't it? I mean, they all kind of left because they started becoming like more popular.
04:30:10
Speaker
and people joe was the the goopy looking one ah little short women short right now but wow Who the hell was Joe? I mean, that was a. I got. Sorry, I'm locked in. I'm like, dude, you should totally check and it out. It's funny. Yeah, there's there's. Yeah, the people him. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, he got divorced. He was the first one to leave the show. He got divorced and left to spend more time with his kids.
04:30:45
Speaker
ah He's the funniest one in my opinion. I yeah yeah i agree. him in Him and him in the Fat Little Guido are my two favorites. Sal, Sal. Sal, Sal. Him and Sal were the best for sure. I went on a whole binge for like three weeks. I fucking love that show. I think i I did. I was and I was ah and I was late to that show. I'm not going to lie. I was really late to that show and then I told Jeff about it. But to go back to your I don't know how we got this is this is the this is the brilliance. Sorry. Yeah. Y'all were talking about your shit and we couldn't yeah no i was going to safe to go back um to go back to your to go back to your question, Brittany. And again, the show is all over the place. Well.
04:31:33
Speaker
Yeah, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel. Shiny, ooh, shiny. You ask, you ask about what has changed. And obviously Jeff and I said nothing has really changed between us. We are who we are, but yeah I mean, I don't know, Rick's still the same. You know, it all got to be this morning.
04:31:55
Speaker
So since since I met since I met Rick and he's not really the smartest guy in the room. We just allow him to pretend like he is 90 percent. mind What a sea sucker. Be nice. Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, rick Rick, Rick is great. Rick is awesome. Stuck and shit. Ooh, Rick. A button. What is it? Connor said it best. You're me and I want to fuck you. Let me write that.
04:32:23
Speaker
but yeah I don't know, Rick, in our in our in I got pretty. She didn't see it coming. She isn't seeing that fucking stuck by dick one yet. Oh, that's great, too. Yeah, he did. He played it earlier. Jeff, you have to remember she's new here, so she doesn't know. Yeah.
04:32:52
Speaker
Oh yeah. Cause we got some doozies, you know, the, the old, the old opener set my deck and eat my asshole. You sons of bitches. but what may we your best word is the one be why yeah young dude that was That was like a year ago. I've only been in this office for three years.
04:33:20
Speaker
no but my absolute favorite it was was literally like what ah a month or so ago and out of nowhere look just a take a shot stick when the neighbor g son of a bitch here's a shot check you still no no i that for no reason. No, we were talking about something. I don't know what we're talking about. I don't know what it looks like. I'm flipping that. Hey, you gotta to go. I just want to let you guys know that the colors are in the wash. Nice. Nicki's segregated. Nicki's racist. You know what a sasquatch sounds like?
04:34:08
Speaker
Did you? Why? oh
04:34:20
Speaker
but My, my, my, my fiance is racist. She segregated the whites from the coloreds. You'll probably die like 84.
04:34:32
Speaker
She's doing laundry. She's doing laundry. She said the coloreds are on the sink and the whites are on the floor. I was like, wow, that's racist. She's like, I've eaten laundry asshole. Wait, that's the line? That's the line. So yeah i want i want to I want to go back to this. I want to go back to this. Rick, five or six years. What are you doing? I went to the living room. Why?
04:35:03
Speaker
That's what she said. That's what what so ma That's what she said.
04:35:31
Speaker
fucking frozen burrito eaten or you left it all yeah i not mad at her i did not you know I did not yell at her I didn't I did not I just said did you enjoy your frozen burrito look my eyes were a lot bigger than my stomach earlier and I was hungry as shit after moving all this furniture around I don't find that on so fucking burrito christopher six Jesus fucking Christ. Don't don't don't don't lie to her and encourage her pretty big Brittany. You don't even spell your name. No, I do. know yeah No, I haven't tattooed on muscle myself. Why would you tattoo her own name? on So she can remember how to spell it. Oh, how do you go? do.
04:36:25
Speaker
Yeah, and I'm the egomaniac. Yeah, you'll see. But you know what? Tomorrow I'm going to go get Glick tattooed on my... I tell them I'm going to do the two-packer. I'm going to do it right above my belly, but... It doesn't make any sense. I'm going to do Glick life. What? Glick dick? No, Glick life. No, they can't tattoo. That's That's cool. So, we you were back here. Like, we got up today. Yeah, we...
04:36:50
Speaker
Don't encourage her either. You don't encourage her. You don't encourage her. She said, oh, I like her.
04:36:59
Speaker
All right, I quit. Just shows her. I'm going to get a slapper tattooed underneath my other knee. It's going to be knee slapper. What? So you're all about the ironic tattoos. Yeah, I like it. It's so stupid. So, yeah. you know davidson Yeah. We were, we were back here, you know, I got up this morning, took a shit, did my morning shit. I came out here and I just started. I was like, I, you know, let's, let's knock this shit out. Well, let me rephrase that. I woke up afternoon. I woke up at 10 and I was like, I'm going to get up. And then Nikki was snoring in my ear and I was like, let me just roll over and cuddle her for just a second and then I'll get up. and
04:37:49
Speaker
and get ready for the day. And then that turned into two hours later, I woke up and she was watching tick tock on her phone. and But anywho, I got up and got ready and I came out and I was like, fuck it. It's time to go to work because I want to move this shit. I want to have my corner. Anyways, we started working about noon and and then we took a time out at four. We had some running around. We had some things ready to do.
04:38:12
Speaker
And she's like, what do you want for dinner? And I was like, I don't fucking know. The last thing on my mind was dinner at the end of the day. Like I'm a hyper. Jeff, ADHD, ADHD, ADHD. I get it. You want to say it again? No, it was very good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Anybody who deals with ADHD is hyper focused on things. So last thing on my mind was.
04:38:42
Speaker
Yeah. All I was thinking about was his bedroom. I was like, I don't fucking know. I was like, do you feel like cooking? She's like, nah, not really. I was like, let's just hit the frozen food section. I used to fucking, I'm getting burritos and I was being a smart ass. And I got a bag of frozen burritos and we came home and I was like, I'm going to eat six of these some bitches. That's a bag of eight.
04:39:05
Speaker
i was first it was i the photos love i did you eat them i you da him i was I was halfway through my third one and I'm like... How big are they?
04:39:26
Speaker
but who are yeah How big are they? How big are they? Show me an example. Is it bigger than a baby's arm, Blake?
04:39:34
Speaker
bigger than my we
04:39:37
Speaker
Probably. Tootsie rolls bigger than that, buddy. I'm just saying. I her. Y'all haven't never, y'all ain't never eaten a fucking frozen burrito. Y'all ain't never eaten a frozen burrito out of the yeah section.
04:39:53
Speaker
yeah nine of them is i'm not that big What brand was it? I said, are I don't know. El Mexicano. I don't know.
04:40:07
Speaker
I don't know. It's authentic Mexican food. I don't know. but
04:40:14
Speaker
30 Mexicans at my door going, no, no. I said, I said, I don't know. Are they like six inches and she's like four or five stupid. What's the difference in an inch at the end of the day? How much difference does it? Wait, are you serious? We're only about five inches.
04:40:33
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's just like a little frozen burritos, man. Like egg rolls, guys? No, it's bigger than egg roll. Yes. Yeah, it's it's it's it's like a long and slender. I feel like the longer we talk about this, the like closer we're getting to the size of his dick. So I don't want to get one out of the freezer. Mine? No, I don't want to do that.
04:40:59
Speaker
visit next day but like I could literally whip it out on the screen right now, and you wouldn't even notice. Let's not do that. We have enough problem with. Hey, Rick, I like your hat is what I wanted to say. It looks dope as shit. Oh, you like a gay bride hat? my catch ah ah they are I can eat 10 of those. So that's the size. Never mind.
04:41:30
Speaker
but She said that's a size, never mind. So you're not a size queen. up apparently ah Any who, any who, I was like, I was like, how was it? And I was excited as fuck to eat like six of them. Like I was a pig and shit. And then you could do it because you're a failure. Like, imagine me with a bowl of potatoes. That's how excited I got because that's my second favorite thing next to potatoes are the frozen burritos. And I like potatoes every night.
04:42:03
Speaker
Dude, there's a reason why he's banned from Idaho. Oh, I'm not. bad from i I'm not. I don't i fully understand. yeah Look, what are you going to do when you go to the podcast? I eat potatoes every day. I am not. I every single fucking day. I am not. You're about the size of my thumb. You're not wrong. Hold on. I am.
04:42:32
Speaker
I am not eating potatoes tonight, Rick. You want to know why? Why? you don't do any Because no, no. I'm waiting. i how to be so there There are always potatoes in this house, but as the fatac is walking through, yes, potatoes.
04:42:54
Speaker
As the badass in me is walking through the frozen food section, I had another brilliant idea. Not only am I going to eat this entire bag of frozen burritos, but pepperoni and cheese Hot Pockets sound really good. And I'm going to eat four of them after the show.
04:43:08
Speaker
pocket pepperoni and cheese. same person bru needs it' the same Also, also, also, as I'm in the frozen food section. which is harry but know meltdown box okay the they your day but i know like quis bro but yeah it was her like twins she um she's a female blaze she's she's a stoner she's the female valise Can we replace no, I don't want to replace please with her can we replace conor with her Yes who how how good are you on talking about men's health So anyways and and
04:43:55
Speaker
Anyways, badass, badass click in the person food section has decided when we get done tonight, i'm go um pockets but I was also like, Ooh, I went on crustables as well. ive won mind you I'm one hundred since umm one hundred percent sober. I'm one hundred percent sober and I've got all these grand ideas in my head. And I was like, you know, I've already spent enough. I got hot pockets and I got burritos. I shouldn't get anything more.
04:44:24
Speaker
Meanwhile, the devil on my shoulder, a.k.a. There's a goddamn cougar in my bedroom, Mickey. Me, too. He's like, well, what is it, honey and Nutella? Honey and peanut butter on crustables. She's like, oh, I should get one of those. And she's like, do you? Yeah, she was. having to I do it on crackers. I put peanut butter and honey on crackers. and Brittany puts peanut butter and honey on crackers.
04:44:52
Speaker
But I was like, yeah, I thought about getting raspberry ones, but I figured I'd already spent enough money getting, and you know, honey how pockets down and and and and that and ah first hu yes here later and. like, I'm going to jail. I think he was like, shut up and grab the box of fucking raspberry on crystals. They're like, I love like raspberry. I've never had the best. I can hear.
04:45:16
Speaker
I'm a big fucking fat ass and I understand that and I understand that and I don't look at sizes. I look for I look like um I'm like, do they have a certain size fat ass? But I don't eat like a fat ass. Yes, you do. Well, I hate. You want me to eat.
04:45:35
Speaker
I wanted to eat six, but I will. Hey, my kids are trying to fuck me to go into fucking Waffle House right now. I want to go to Waffle House. Come pick me up. And I made fucking 14 beers. Come pick me up. First and foremost, woman, don't you? Hey. And as the great Chris Jericho has said. You better watch your mouth, boy.
04:46:04
Speaker
Judge me for eating six pounds of potatoes on a why was you laugh and marrying you um has the Also as the great Chris Jericho once said, you're on the list. I do love potatoes. I think I want to break up. How can you feel? making Where? She said that. I called it! I called it! I just won the pool!
04:46:30
Speaker
champion you know dear yeah pulled on a second that was from dexter and she said that statement the that you want why and my response was you are You should sleep on it and let me know how you feel in the morning when you wake up with a machete in your head.
04:46:48
Speaker
She's not allowed to break up. We're not allowed to break up. There's no breaking up. So why why we're not going to do that? I'm just saying one you're done. You're lucky you're cute. You're lucky I love you. Back in your cage! Sorry that you're half Amish and you're half Mexican. You love to. Hey, you guys should visit where I am. I live like... Nobody ever wants to visit Baltimore. No, I live in Baltimore. I live like a half a mile away from an Amish farm.
04:47:23
Speaker
I don't even want to make fun of her because she's born and raised a BA. I literally grew up five minutes from the Amish and I spent four years working for the Amish. So the fuck up? So the fire ah you should fuck No. should out Are you Amish? Sorry. No. Are you Amish? Listen, I live in the country. I don't live in fucking Baltimore. I just live above it. Yeah, it's still gross. You live in Baltimore.
04:47:50
Speaker
Marilyn. No, I don't. It's like an hour away. Yeah, that's yeah. Yeah, that's like saying I almost banged it. I was born in Frederick, which people are calling the new. You think they might have, Charlotte? I should take over for my father. You know what? Are you freaking kidding me, dude? I got I got I got multiple tests just to be safe after I found out.
04:48:19
Speaker
packs. I've done a lot of bad things. yeah I mean live you live in Maryland. and Everything is an hour away. What do you want? Yeah. Well, I mean, that's not true. bp five layer it's It's very, if you're on the Eastern Shore. Yeah, maybe.
04:48:42
Speaker
Take your word for that. No, everything has become like so expensive around here. It's crazy.
04:48:52
Speaker
Your son's name is what again? My son? Or... Cash? All of them, just do it. Cash money taking over in the 99. Dude, that's so funny because my best friend... i church just dealing Her Her best name is Cash Money.
04:49:18
Speaker
That's hilarious.
04:49:23
Speaker
<unk> yes running and He's a chip off the old block. He's an egotistical little arrogant prick. Sometimes it's his name really cash money. No, his name is catch. His name is catch. It's spelled with a K. Oh, we do it. We do it. We, him and I do a show together on Saturdays, uh, Saturday. We do a wrestling show together. Uh, I'm a lifelong wrestling fan and uh,
04:49:48
Speaker
in the last couple of years. All the way in the studio. The animal 619. This is my favorite. Yeah, we do. I'm a wrestling fan as well. I was love it. Yeah, it's right here on the same YouTube channel. Oh, he's he's he's he's he's like new new, but I'm old school. Like I go.
04:50:18
Speaker
Way back in my, my second uncle was in the WWE. He's a former WWF champion, tag team champion. I don't know how long you've been following wrestling, but I know Rick knows who they are. Demolition. Yes. Back in the day. I mean, I'm 31 years old. You suck. You're a baby.
04:50:47
Speaker
How am I a baby? I feel like I'm old as fuck. or fucking fetus you're like whoa I mean, you know what? I can't say much. I'm only 23. You're a fucking liar, too. Jesus Christ. that's aneurysm listen to how bad your life and That's why I had to find me a cougar but god that toogar in my living room.
04:51:09
Speaker
I know that's why I have been finding me some young man so I can beat the cooking. You should be careful because you're treading a dangerous line when it comes to you finding your treading. I can't do anything to you.
04:51:23
Speaker
No, no, no. You're you're trading Jeff boundaries. You might end up in Mexico on the list. I'm just saying. yeah I'm just telling you, I'm looking out for your best. And I know the whole thing is because all these young and like they have they have all these like extra. They have all these extra shit that we've never had. Oh, like what? What are you talking about right now?
04:51:52
Speaker
You sounded for the draft pussy right now. I have four. We have four. Whatever you're about to say, we have four of. Yeah, but they understand some of it a lot. No, they don't. No, they don't. You know what they understand? Mr. Beast and fucking Fortnite. That's true. You're not right about that. You're like the other problem, Brittany. You're literally dating dudes.
04:52:22
Speaker
I'm not dating dudes at all. Whatever they're Baltimore dudes. Sometimes I had to make them work months ago. Why it knocked my beer off the cooler outside. Oh, hey girl. Sorry. He said, Hey girl, how are you doing? Sorry. I don't mean to talk to a dirty in front of her. She can't hear you. We're working on a situation that equation.
04:52:51
Speaker
Not bad. I'm not it's not like a Hey, what's up? i don't what happened Exactly. airplan song I literally missed all of that. Yeah, I know the last time I had. I didn't end up. It rhymes with holy Jeff. Yeah, yeah, got that.
04:53:14
Speaker
Yeah. Well, you know, you don't need a pan. Why is making your grilled cheese sandwiches? Because we've all got the pizza and the margarita. I'm going to get a Snapchat from Jeff. Tomorrow's going to be like, I want to give you and I. But do explain, sir. Do explain.
04:53:35
Speaker
Or we got regular bread still, too. I haven't even had. Wait, yes you haven't said. It's a mathematical equation. okay We're eating 230 in the morning grilled cheese sandwiches. One plus one. plus one equals hey a on regular buddy door You just to warm it up the th ah or to melt up. Wait, wait, wait, wait. what do you mean I have. regular Well, butter is butter. That's still dude. Get that butter. There's a lot in there still. What the fuck is wrong with you? What? yeah no You can't avoid it. Regular, but what is that fucking margarine? No, stick butter. I have. Why don't I keep forgetting his name? You know what? Let's be honest. The man owns a cordenza. He probably has sweet but had that boozy shit.
04:54:38
Speaker
You're going to need to turn the volume up. I can put that shit in surround sound. Yeah. Get the plutter off the credenza, boy. Fuck you. Jesus.
04:54:50
Speaker
but
04:54:53
Speaker
It's a regular butter. Well, it's living.
04:55:01
Speaker
Right. We like her. We like her, Rick. Yeah, we're keeping. Why it's like what does Brittany look like? It's too dark. and Peyton goes, Brittany's pretty. I have no idea.
04:55:17
Speaker
i my can't tell she's gotta to turn her phone on so light When she does light her phone up though, you can see her face. You can see it a little bit. I'm just like a little insecure about myself because I lost a lot of weight. I'm sorry. Have you seen what I look like or what Jeff looks like or what Rich looks like? I wish I could lose a lot of weight. Fuck. You guys want to trade? Yes.
04:55:41
Speaker
No, I looked it up. It's not possible. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. It's six foot, three, uh, six foot, two, God, you'd look like a cancer patient. I yeah really would not. If I go in, dude, if I go anything below two 50, I look like a cancer patient. I'm three, 20, three, 23, 25 right now. And I'm looking to get down to like, two sixty I 170.
04:56:10
Speaker
I'm not even going to say what weigh. 85 pounds. So good point.
04:56:24
Speaker
kind of That's how much my sister weighed when she died, I swear to God. Jesus Christ. Bring it down. God damn. Don't die, Brittany. No, no, I swear. Well, my sister had ah had a rare disease where she couldn't gain weight.
04:56:38
Speaker
my fan i would have new year to you'd be a for and no shadow be me I can't remember what it's called, but only one in 10,000, 10 million people get it. My sister, um but I have a hard time gaining weight. So if you could like not joke about it, that'd be great. and When it, when it comes to health concerns, it is what it is. I mean, like you said, I, you guys were talking about food earlier and I gained 30 fucking pounds. Uh,
04:57:05
Speaker
i wish have some ga but I wish I could eat like the way you guys, I like, I wish I could eat like the way you guys talk about it. So I would have an excuse, but I really don't. I had a very good friend of mine. Well, I say it like he's no longer here. He ran away. he joined the scene like We just, like we just, we just, we just don't really hang out or talk hardly at all anymore. But this dude would literally show up with like three hot and ready little Caesar's pizzas.
04:57:35
Speaker
and and and and and and and of those today and me and two of my and my daughters because this is before my son was born. We might eat one of them and this motherfucker would eat one and a half by himself.
04:57:50
Speaker
That's the thing with me. Like I can eat like a whole like two Big Macs and like it won't even show on me well don't be so and coach just like birdger i'm like dude i Just ate two I think I can fit my pants yeah Don't be sensitive about it. Just be you don't worry about it. and and Nobody really criticizing it's Just like stupid like people like think that I I I don't eat. It's not how it is. That's everybody who wants to be like you is going to talk that shit. No joke. Yeah, that goes into Tony territory of jealousy. It is. No, Tony doesn't know what jealousy means. So I love Tony. I love Tony. You get 500 viewers. I get one. You're jealous.
04:58:39
Speaker
i I don't even know who Tony D is. I don't either. But I was just going with that. Oh, God, who the fuck left Bathurst in? Oh, yeah. He came and said happy New Year. Happy New Year, Bathurst. Bathurst is one of the biggest people we know because this motherfucker is locked all the time. he won He won't come up and say hi. like He won't come up and partake.
04:59:05
Speaker
Oh, he's you believe him he has a reputation to double. Yeah. And this is definitely not funny. I he's, he's, he's gotten a little loose with his goose. If you know what I mean, he has because once he come up here a couple of times, he he does loosen the tongue. Bathurst is a sophisticated older guy with glasses. that way super supervisor I love It's burning the house down.
04:59:36
Speaker
Wyatt, that's his name. So it's definitely something. Honestly, like I keep getting his fucking wife making grilled cheese sandwiches, and that's what matters to me the most. now Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? quiet I'm going to put you in your face. I'm going to finish off this bag of Doritos when we're done. Why are you going to wait till we're done, stupid? Because they're very loud. So you um might like I do when I go to take a tinkle.
05:00:06
Speaker
so please take I'm eat hot pockets and Nikki bought me Doritos. Was she playing Fortnite now? She's been playing Fortnite. Yeah. When y'all left, she jumped off God. Well, everybody hopped off like I'm 12.
05:00:31
Speaker
Except Peyton. She stayed on and then already left. So she was like, OK, I guess I'll leave. Well, let's be. Missed me. yeah miss me why You You're the worst shot in the history of the planet. death did You missed him. In one shot and you missed. Terrible shot. I've got it. Wyatt, let's go get matching Call of Duty tattoos, bro. Can I go, please? Me, too. I'll go, too.
05:01:00
Speaker
Calm down, Pete Davidson. He said he's no. Mr. We can get a tattoo down there legally. Look, I mean, I look like. Are you the ironic tattoos? I can I can give you permission. I'm going to be your new dad in less than seven days anyway. So we're going to be my new dad. Is that what you're saying?
05:01:29
Speaker
No, because he's going to kill Poppy. Hey, Daddy. Poppy and me. No. um That felt weird. No. Oh, no. By the way, Quigwel's going to call him Daddy. It's his favorite thing. I didn't really like that. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty instantly, as she said it, she's like, Daddy.
05:01:55
Speaker
Yeah, we both get the same reaction. yeah Yeah, we both get it. Oh, good. feel not I feel feel weird right now. No, because Rick's going to die in the next seven days. And ray and I only feel right. Two days. Two days Monday on my way to work. You got seven days to do it.
05:02:12
Speaker
My i only i only I only feel like manai the right thing to do is you and go of us like step in and step up as as his kids as his kids. He's like, I'm the real daddy. I'm the one that brought her around. And said living with you, Glick, sounds awful and why it said sounds amazing. yeah Well, basically, I'm going to send it to me.
05:02:40
Speaker
He's got. potatoes but Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Candy and potatoes and. Yeah, I get it. I get it. Dr. Becker's or Pepper's. Oh, you would get along so great with buggy. He said you get along so great with buggy. My middle daughter, that's her favorite middle. age Pepper.
05:03:07
Speaker
Oh, she's not middle aged. She's my movie her middle daughter. His middle daughter. but God damn it. I've had a lot of beer tonight. Shut up. His middle daughter. Oh my God. I've killed a lot of dads at my time. His middle daughter likes Dr. Packer.
05:03:27
Speaker
She lives for Dr. She lives for Dr. Pepper. I'm going to settle myself. So does. Did you get in trouble for drinking so much of it? Well, you know what? We have no limit on Dr. Packer in this house. They have. He has no limit. OK, cool. I'm totally coming. Dad, look, it's so much better than. In front of your kids.
05:03:51
Speaker
think it We like, we like quick dad better than Rick dad. He won't let me eat candy in my bedroom or drink Dr. Pepper. I mean, you can do whatever you want. You're still dumb as hell.
05:04:12
Speaker
don't know don't worry don't Don't worry, Rick, as your friend and you know, I love you buddy. I'll make sure that brought up properly. Hey, so what's my nickname now?
05:04:23
Speaker
I don't know.
05:04:26
Speaker
We're going to have to figure that out. He Davidson. I hate you. I hate you. Why
Stand-up Comedy and Personal Stories
05:04:36
Speaker
not? She has ironic tattoos. she is she is you scar like davisson you you Did you ever see that the the horror movie skit on Saturday Night Live where the screen guy called him? He's like,
05:04:48
Speaker
So he was like, hello. And he's like like, I'm in the house. All right. Well, come on. All right. I'm going to kill your girlfriend. And I don't like meet Davidson. I think I was lying. You stand up before too. So that kind they really? Yeah. I've always I've always wanted to do that, but then it's also like.
05:05:12
Speaker
Do it. Honestly, so relieving. Actually, I have an impression of what I have an impression of what Glick stand up will sound like. I feel like, OK, so no.
05:05:30
Speaker
Yeah, yeah and no, I'm not. I'm not going to. I'm not going to sit down and write jokes. I'm a reaction guy. Right. So you love do crowd work. Yeah. So I would instantly have to come up and get the crowd involved.
05:05:42
Speaker
You know, or or when you have like other people on the stage with you as well, like when you're doing like improv type shit, like and including the crowd, that's when it's best. Yeah, like that's like, I would need to have like one or two other people up on stage with me where we can kind of feed off of each other.
05:06:03
Speaker
Or I would have to literally, I mean, I guess I could come out and open up but ah with the my my mom's story. So my mom's dead. Right? yeah And I gave you that word where she lifted you up from the front of What's the deal with mom's dead life? Dead mom!
05:06:30
Speaker
Am I right? i would have to use I would just literally have to instantly come out and just right off the bat, get the crowd involved. No, but in all seriousness, the way you tell the like how you found out your mom is dead and how how you...
05:06:48
Speaker
yeah paper bag yeah yeah with ha you oh man like I want to knock I don't want to do an open mic and just tell my story and that's all I do is just tell that story. Yeah, tell the story but thanks folks. I'll be home stra my that's my time. Thank you. I'm out but also I think you need to let some of our jokes into there. I mean, I don't want to be accused of stealing people's jokes. I'm not. i'm not joe or whatever the fuck his name is I'm not. This think they is gabellic is the guy who sang the hero song
05:07:26
Speaker
you know your my he will by the way sudden an outlaws band just drop him work our they got hats and stuff they were they did they had a show tonight yeah they had a show night yeah think come up and spot themmo oh i mean i mean that could probably one of the best place her ah a comedy one of the best places they one i don't know
05:07:57
Speaker
Comedy somebody up and I was on Facebook and and you know, our live is there and it's obviously farther back if I can see glitter. I can see myself clearly can see Rick and Wyatt Brittany's just a black area She's us she's a silhouette in the dark
05:08:19
Speaker
I don't know what's happening right now. I think she's just finger blessed and she's finger blessed in her head. Did pick the chip yet? Did I see what? Finish the chip. Fuck off, Jeff. I don't think so. I've seen the deans in there the other day. What's the guy saying? He's looking back in the back. What's that guy's name, Glick, that we interviewed? That I went to high school with? Durham. Oh, Durham. Thank you.
05:08:45
Speaker
I don't know. You went to **** high school with him, bro. Why the **** would I? I couldn't remember his name. What a douchebag but his wife is super slutty. Oh my god. Oh, what's her name? she goes She's not even.
05:08:59
Speaker
I need to see him face before I bring you up. Crucible and and and let us know you're real. Hey, show me your fingers. Oh god. oh
05:09:11
Speaker
but he happy that or that's one I'll find out. Oh, I know, buddy. It's what? Hold on a second. What are your pronouns? la Yeah, I would like to answer that question. You guys don't mind. My pronouns are my pronouns are we us. Yes. Yes. I'm going to just call they call you a ghost. How's that sound? Identify sounds pretty good to me, brother. Thank you. Yeah, you're a ghost. Yeah. yeah
05:09:46
Speaker
honey do your but My pronouns are we us. yeah You should see a shrink. Sounds like you got sir do you have. it do you have any Yes, sir. Do you have an answer to that? It's it's the same thing as saying like, if you're a man, you say like, ah you know, like. Ask the guy as the guy in the but new viral video who was arrested and he's standing in the line and the and the and the the ah the guy at the booking office was like, what are your pronouns? And he was like,
05:10:16
Speaker
I don't know. I have a penis. Yeah, we slash us, baby. Let's go. You have a penis?
05:10:26
Speaker
Valid question. Brittany, can I ask those questions? yeah We need her here more often. she was guys gonna be a penis I can piggyback. I can piggy bank i could i could piggyback off this. Do you stand or sit when you pee?
05:10:41
Speaker
That doesn't matter. I know grown as well. That doesn't matter. That's another a question. you have a a gen of the decision if If you stand when you pee, then you're a man. If you sit down, you're a woman. Do you have a period?
05:11:03
Speaker
Congratulations. You have two daughters. Period to buy as he does both areas in a house full of women at home with his mom. So sitting down to pee means he doesn't ever fuck with toilet seat. How many women does his mom equivalent to his mom and his sister? Well, he's a fucking balls only kid in that house. I yeah yeah i mean, i like, i feel yeah, but my daughter just told me she stands to pee sometimes.
05:11:30
Speaker
I'm mildly impressed. You know what? I have to mind my words.
05:11:39
Speaker
I'm trying to mind my words
Gender Roles and Relationship Humor
05:11:41
Speaker
as well because I am on y'all's tit. She's 13. She's 13. um only this person i not noting on anything No, I know. Yeah, you can't you can't you can't verbally bash a 13 year old. jesus I mean, I can. I mean, we know but it's right there's a line. you've literally kind of multiple time yeah but i want go There is no line. You need to know what's right. I can go on vacation. Yep. Anywho.
05:12:15
Speaker
What's up, ghost? What's going on in your world on Saturday night? I'm going to listen here pretty shortly. Once you degenerate. Yeah. You got that right. We're degenerates. And you know what? You're listening to us. And you came up here. So you're a fucking degenerate, too. He's not lying. Good job. No, sir. No, sir.
05:12:38
Speaker
no sir If I come up here to battle degenerates, I might degenerate. So if you fight somebody, therefore. Oh, Lord. Are we fighting? Who's here to battle degenerates? What are you having for your own fight, dude?
05:13:17
Speaker
you want me I mean, I don't mean to brag or anything, but I can eat them in me. I was in for a minute. Okay. i was maybe men are talking if you don't mind whoa and you know easy now okay Now you want to bring gender into it. Okay.
05:13:38
Speaker
gentleman power and i want to bring sex into it now about six major Let's talk about you and me let's talk about all the good things that could be written Yeah, I just sang salt and pepper fucking deal with it. Why did you kick him out? I didn't oh He didn't want to marry why do you make a stupid as gender remark I wanted to unleash Brittany. I'm sorry. I cannot. I cannot handle that. I was going to let her eat him. I held back. Oh, no. Brittany, don't hold back. No, that would have been okay. I did. There are very, there are very few things that we don't allow on the show. Politics, religion. And that's about it.
05:14:30
Speaker
I was I was I was honestly until I started until I started breaking out into salt and pepper. Well, I thought I was. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was getting ready to tell these guys to shut the fuck up because we were going to let you cook. Oh, I know. I could see in your silhouette. I was like, oh, she's about to get out. So I was about ready to let you go.
05:14:59
Speaker
Yeah, no, no, no, don't, don't ever ever hold back. Go after anybody. You can go after any of us or anybody that comes up on the show. yeah' just I got your nickname. I got your nickname, Brittany. What's up. He's putting it on now. You're Darth Vader.
05:15:16
Speaker
I am your daddy. No, no. And here's why. Because that's yeah here's why. No, here's why. Because when we have Lazy Jedi out here, we call him Powder. You know, it's funny. She's the opposite, dude. She's you know, that's fake. That's fake. Jedi. and We call him. a We call him. I call him. You're you're you're a Sith. Right. I just spilled my beer. Did I get that right?
05:15:45
Speaker
You better drink, actually. The fact that you're that excited about it my kind of scared me there. I thought your mom came out of the car and started yelling it.
05:16:01
Speaker
Right. Is it is it since the Star Trek reference? No, it's Star Wars. You fuck God. You did that on purpose when you walked right into your fucking blood soul.
05:16:14
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was that was that indian a joke yes I had to redeem i had to redeem i had to redeeve myself because I can't let people know that I'm secretly a fan of this shit. So I have to I got as John Travolta once said in Greece,
05:16:35
Speaker
Hey, I got a rep to protect, eh? Eh. That's the deleted
05:16:47
Speaker
Wrong movie, homie. I'm pretty sure he said something similar to that in Greece. Don't judge me. Don't judge me. I i know a lot of things about Greece that a 43-year-old I'm on that train. I'm on that train all day. yeah also i sorry very serious I also want to say this about Grease. Grease won the original way better movie Grease to way better soundtrack. Yes, fucking movie though. well maybe The movie was kind of shit. However, however, Michelle Pfeiffer dancing on a stair ladder. yeah
90s Pop Culture and Family Observations
05:17:31
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She can get it.
05:17:33
Speaker
and singing get it all day yeah I'm a cool writer. I don't know what you mean, but I'm not. I don't even think Michelle Piper is that hot. She's not. She's not like you ever see her face. I was just like, yeah, I'm right. Yeah, no, no, no. She's not that hot. In Greece, too, I never wanted to be a cool writer. i I still to this day don't know what a cool writer is, but I want to be one. but Actually, I want to be that ladder, to be honest with you.
05:18:02
Speaker
I want to drink with you guys at the bar and play pool. that You can play pool and I'll talk shit about everybody else playing pool. Are you ready for a fun back, Brittany? Maybe. I've never stood face to face with Blake.
05:18:23
Speaker
It's okay, neither have I. And we went to high school to be able to do that. Glick and I have never met in person. I was going to say, that was a fun fact. You should just start making out immediately, that's all. Probably. Another fun fact, Rick and I can never stand face to face. He's not tall enough.
05:18:43
Speaker
But Rick and I have never met in person. Yeah, we've never met in person. That's not true. I have proof you have. was so
05:18:54
Speaker
yeah don't talk shit i don' how you got that video i don't know that picture Oh, he doesn't have the video, does he? Oh, I got the video. It's on your lap. Oh my gosh. We've never met face to face. We've never met in person. I started not liking you, but I really like you now. and cause i'm not working you Jeff.
05:19:18
Speaker
Oh, yeah, and trust me, that I get a very, just very hard person to like. I don't like a weird, but now he's like my favorite on you. i He's but activity so he's about to bust out of them, but I have no titties there. Jeff, go put your lady did full shirt on that you have. Yeah, more titties. I don't know where it is.
05:19:47
Speaker
Oh, my goodness, girl. All right. They're like a two by four. I'm about to check out for the next three o'clock in the morning. And. Yes, I'm going to go grab a shower and crawl my ass. Only three o'clock children are still awake. Like I see your daughter. They're playing. Oh, my God. I don't need to find the fucking baby. That's because we did a two hour show that fucking car shut down the fucking feed. And I would now have five hours.
05:20:17
Speaker
Because your kids feel like I don't have to stay awake for y'all fuckers. They stay awake without me. Hey, why don't you watch out with your kids? Come on here. So we can listen to them. So we can listen to them say fuck shit, bitch. They can't say the F word. Oh, they can't even go to bed. I'm kidding. I'm kidding, bitch. Don't don't don't worry. Don't worry. Why? hey and quiet Why? Why?
05:20:46
Speaker
What? I'm taking your dad will let you say fuck. Your dad will let you say fuck. They're yelling at you. Hold on, Peyton. What'd you say? Like a doctor? Does she have Tourette's? Does she have Tourette's? I have cheese. I have cheese. Why? What did you say?
05:21:05
Speaker
by ya Yeah, I heard him say that. You know what, you know what, guys? Your new dad will let you say fuck. I'm just saying. Yeah. He said, you know, again, your new dad will let you say fuck.
05:21:20
Speaker
soade was like oh okay
05:21:26
Speaker
I was going to say I got I got the Xbox achievement little that came up on the screen tonight when when when Peyton point joined Team Glick tonight. Hey, she just said he said new dad. By the way, I already say that word. Yeah, I know you do, but you don't say it in front of all that.
05:21:49
Speaker
no
05:21:57
Speaker
you can say it in front of me We can have like a like so find a way for dear lady if she agrees we could have like what is it a Mormon thing going and still is one
05:22:15
Speaker
ah what terrible more okay um um tro amorous <unk> go to be polyamorous let me i live there in pennsylvania you know it's like it's A
05:22:38
Speaker
yeah they were and intrigued curious why now I'm a. But my shit was like trash. They were in Nevada, Jeff, you big dumbass. I mean, sister wives took place in Nevada, silly place in Utah. Actually, it was just a joke, homie. No, no, no, no. Everything we say on here is serious. Yeah. No, not at all. She's like shit.
05:23:15
Speaker
I'm not kidding. Not shit. I was joking. I mean, unless she's serious, she still hasn't shown her face. So I want to see which, you know, what I'm working with. The only person in this equation that showed their face is me.
05:23:39
Speaker
my I have to say my sister wife. Oh, Nikki is not going to be about that life. And you know this. I'm not about that life anyway. So it's all right. Oh, yeah. Oh, Brittany's face in the backseat. I can't give a fucking snapshot of her. It would just be. black Yeah, right. Just a weird silhouette in the background. Do you want me to send you a picture of Brittany?
05:24:13
Speaker
do it no are you this no i just i make way too many jokes okay i make way too many jokes No, pro trust me, that's a joke, because Nikki might stab you. He already threatens Glick over a football team with a knife. I deserve it. She deserves me. She deserves to say, I'm sorry. let's be honest She's going to slap anybody. She's going to slap me. My hand behind my back and you don't know why. shut ah just won Now.
05:24:51
Speaker
Now we all know it's for fun. your saturday It's all jokes and fun. Yeah. Don't bring that to Sundays on the sports podcast or Mondays of men's mental health. Cause that'd be all no
Humor in Relationships and Aging
05:25:05
Speaker
it's it's it's oh I can't do that. I don't have Mondays. No, not usually. It's all good. You know, yeah we see because that's a world where that's just for men to click stop.
05:25:21
Speaker
You hesitated. You might as well stop that sentence now. I don't feel like I should have to. Yeah. Follow me on Instagram. Follow me on Instagram and follow my friends. I don't know things stuff. That's what I say. They say, hey, they say strangers the best because there's no attachment on either side.
05:25:49
Speaker
things and stuff and sort of things. and stuff and stuff stuff things If you're, if you're on TikTok, if you're on TikTok, how old are y'all? Click 2.0. Click talk 2.0. Y'all are clearly older than me. And then hit that hit the threads link. And then how old are you? on brit you're Dude, I'm 31 and whatever you're saying to me right now is like 23. You said you like weirdo. Peyton said, no, he's not. He's lying. Shut up. You have to pray. Shut up. And then she said, I'm sorry. Other things in your beard twat.
05:26:47
Speaker
Those are racers. And you know how earns you guys are clearly care for each other. Don't worry about it. Don't you worry about what? Recognize. It is 2025. She's more jealous about me.
05:27:12
Speaker
She should be more jealous about Rick than me, i honestly. She should really worry about the things that Blaise and I do at a trip stop. Hey, y'all are the best. Hey, I love you, brother. I'll see you tomorrow or today. Bye. We to do a show tomorrow because we haven't done one for two weeks. Yeah, noon. Invite me if you want. All right. I'll catch you around, buddy. We'll see y'all later. Bye.
05:27:42
Speaker
Bye, Rick. Much love, brother. why it's better It'll be Pretty doesn't have to worry about not being able to pay her electric bill because it'll be daylight tomorrow.
05:27:53
Speaker
ah okay
05:27:59
Speaker
Oh, Lord have mercy. Where the hell? What the hell? You're cool. I don't have I don't even have a freaking light up there. And does it look like a vagina?
05:28:12
Speaker
a little bit. Yeah. If it burn it if it was swollen. if It looked like a swollen vagina. It looked like a Terry Crews of vaginas. it's
05:28:27
Speaker
I don't know if it was like flex and it's like. Yeah. like yeah <unk>doing is I can't do it because I like I lay here at night and I just look up and I'm like vagina. I thought she was going to say she lies her night and tries to do the Terry Crews back flex. I mean I knew that I'm not I've done that to you.
05:28:55
Speaker
I just lay here and look at the vagina. I'm like. You're like, you're like guys, I'm gay. I like women because I started this vagina all day long. Both both are equally weird. Whatever, man. I mean, I'm not going to lie. I thought about both. So I'm not judging. I'm not. I'm not judging. It's 20. I can't be judging that.
05:29:25
Speaker
Do you boo? So how old are you? 23. Does that make me 24? No, you're 44. Fuck. No. So 43 is 44. How old am I? Damn. I'm 23, right? You said 23.
05:29:53
Speaker
I heard it. I thought it was just 17. I can't hear it. Jesus. Nicky's going to jail. design seven g right now go i jordan i' i start lying I'm hard of hearing. I'm hard. um ah I knew you were going to try it. I was like, yeah, dig that hole, dude. just um Yeah, I'm hard.
05:30:24
Speaker
My driver's license a lot. Oh, my God, dude. Oh, yeah, I'm harsh. Doesn't really show, but but once again, you're excited. You should be like, look,
05:30:43
Speaker
like why do you wear gray sweatpants? It's embarrassing. I mean, you got to work. That's exactly why guys wear sweatpants is because they want to show their own. Own a purse. But yes trust trust me, trust me. I am not showing anything off. I'm just all um I am a creature of comfort. He's just a badass. It was so cold. I was like, I'm wearing my Harry Potter sweatpants. Literally 69 degrees here. What are you watching? 69 degrees that you bitch. Where are you at? Cancun, Mexico. Fuck you.
05:31:23
Speaker
i like her i like ear lot she hates you you know what you know what here's the thing remember the show until you get to say fuck you um i'm already a member of the song i'm just hoping good um I'm just hoping next time she gets more lights in her house so we can actually see her but I like her I like her she's fun yeah we gottanna have a more often on saturday umm I'm calling it now you know we've been saying for years a lot of things that we say on here It would be nice to have
Comedy Rituals and Personal Quirks
05:31:54
Speaker
a female opinion. And one that's not fucking super sensitive and judgiest, but hurt. Yeah. little little bit Kind of sort of, you know, any more like. But it, you know, just like Brittany's held her own all night. yeah Even in the show, she was old in her own. I like her. But you should come up here more often on Saturday nights.
05:32:21
Speaker
Told you. Seven o'clock. She said, told you. What the fuck does that mean? yeah Give me some more of the gyno for this hat. I'm about to figure out why I got two great aeration stripes in my beard. was i griney I have a question for you. I have a question for you because what can I disagree on this one thing?
05:32:50
Speaker
Oh, my God. Are you really going to bring this up? This is like three. I am. No, fuck you. No, no, no. Oh, God. So Glick has this. Oh, wait, wait. Oh, man. I'll wear a six hour show server. Oh, man. I know. I'm really. And he says he says he says it is not offensive. Oh, i this is not what this is.
05:33:15
Speaker
after him and his this is hold on a second hold on a second i do i do want to say i do want to say i apologize this is not at all what i thought you were going to bring up but please continue i want to know both things now by the way because i don't know what the other one is yeah you do so no we're gonna find out so so glick has has a i guess you would call it a ritual after doing the deed
05:33:44
Speaker
after fucking you fist bump says that's what I do no oh she's already she's already on team link she's already on team link you're so fucked so fucked you here get a little prick you're so fucked Why? Please continue, please stop. What did I get into? Let's start it. Please finish it. So, once finished, he does the good game with a tap on the boot. Smack on the ass, good game. Yeah. I'm a rage quit. I'm down with it. Yes, yes, yes, yes, something jump.
05:34:34
Speaker
What are you talking about with what what are we what are we arguing about? What is the thing you had? No, I I'm the one that usually is like a fist bump. And the guy is like, this boy will slap on the ass. Good game. It's not a ritual. it's easilyly it's that dude It's not something that happens. I mean, it has happened and in a joking manner.
05:35:01
Speaker
good with with a i would like If it is good, then I'm like, dude, yes. Yeah, it's always good. Wait, what? I'm just like, OK, so it's like. And then you got hit it and lock it. Yeah, you got to hit it and lock it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And so there's a good game. Oh, good game, girl. I'm not a normal trick. OK. Boom. Suck it, Jeff.
05:35:31
Speaker
I hate you. The champ is here. but I'm not a lady, you okay? I was born by men. like You not born by a man. You were born by a woman. Okay, well, she left again. I was 10 months old. I mean, but genetics are genetics. I've done looking like um construction and you've been pressure washing my whole life. Hell yeah. Me too. And Jeff too. yeah Oh, either way. that Suck it, Jeff. No, I'm curious what you thought. and I mean, I get how it went for other chicks, but like for me, I know that a lot of chicks say like, oh, I'm not like a lot of other girls, but I really am not. Yeah, we'll find out. Obviously. Wait, what? No, what were you thinking? I was thinking of the number equation.
05:36:30
Speaker
six The whole, how many holes does the human body have? Oh, my God! Brittany, how many holes in the human body? One. She's going to count. Two. Three. She's counting. Visually, she's counting. Oh, my God. You don't have to go that deep.
05:36:54
Speaker
I lost count because I was distracted. Yeah. I got excited. Me too. I can't remember that shit. Oh shit, we're live. Maybe I shouldn't do that. Jeff was jeff was jeff was distracted restart. Go ahead and count again. Here's what we were talking about. 10. It's 11.
05:37:18
Speaker
11. That's my lucky number. That's my number. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. I can't remember the argument. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. How did you come up with 10? I don't know. I just, like, stopped counting. There's the rooter, the tutor. She's still counting. She's still a number out there. Left. Ears. Dose. Nose. Quattro. Mouth. I know Dose. Quattro's in good.
05:37:47
Speaker
Oh, no, she's right. It was 10. It was 10. That's what my argument was. It was 10. Unless you cut your hand.
05:37:57
Speaker
I think the argument was that it was 11. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. I don't remember. No, OK. No, you were saying 9, and it's actually 10. 11. 10. I said 10. Two of your holes. No, I said 11.
05:38:16
Speaker
Wait, whatever. Now I'm confused. Yeah, well, I'm saying two. Yeah. Two eyes, two nostrils, mouth.
05:38:29
Speaker
river like great north And then you have tear ducts, eight, nine. That's That's their eyes. That's your eye holes in general. Your two ducks are literally holes.
05:38:45
Speaker
Dude, your eye holes are the same as this. I'm two for two right now, Jeff. Why are we talking about fucking? We've been arguing about this fucking point for three fucking years. I am two for two. I don't remember the original. I really do think it was 10 and 11 because I was counting. I thought it was nine and 10. And then if you want to count your feet,
05:39:15
Speaker
you Why would there be a hole in your feet? I think technically, you know and out and all on maybe you'reirty go yeah basicly in all honesty, you have thousands of holes in your body if you count your hair follicles.
05:39:30
Speaker
but well it was it was it was it was it was it was 10 for women it was it was and for men. That was my argument. And you kept wanting to fucking, I'm two for two, bitch. It's 11 because teardown. She agrees. She agrees. And she went. i law I forgot the entire argument when she did it.
05:39:55
Speaker
Not bad at it. But I'm right. Not either. I'm alone a lot. i don't I'm not bad. Hashtag I'm alone a lot. That's my new thing. I'm alone a lot. What do you do the things you do, Jeff? I'm alone a lot. So what is my name? Brittany. Darth Vader. Can't spell it, right? But your name's Brittany, apparently.
05:40:26
Speaker
You're Darth Brittany. Darth Brittany.
05:40:33
Speaker
I was going to say Doris Cox, but it was like so wrong. I was like, I can't go. I actually liked that better. I like this chick. Doris Cox. All right. We're doing well. Welcome back. and marrying she's the water she She's one of us, Jeff. Who will gobble one of us? Just just like Kiefer Sutherland and and the other set of balls.
05:41:03
Speaker
I'd prefer it hidden't but yeah me to jeff for say you Jeff and Rick would prefer you did, but I mean... No, Rick, I think... We're not gonna go there. Rick, look at all of the tasty talking balls. ready in the private chat, put your Snapchat in so we can put you on the Snapchat group. If you think this is funny, some of this shit is sending a Snapchat group. This motherfucker and Blaze will have four hour conversations about weird shit. And I wake up, turn over my Snapchat and just, all these fucking things pop up. It's fucking driving me. hey love yo bla I am not a stoner, but I have stoner tendencies.
05:41:56
Speaker
Yeah, I think I think a lot like stoners do and I don't even smoke weed or air do edibles or anything like that. Oh, my God, dude, if if if I smoke weed, I'd look like Mike. Well, it was called for. Oh, that was. No, it wasn't. It wasn't he was racist. No, no, it's not. Oh, my.
05:42:23
Speaker
I don't know. and Do we know a Black Mike? Hold on a second. Wait a minute. Did I just depend on Black? Is Black Mike a listener and I offended Black Mike? No. Oh, Black Mike! Huh? Oh, I what? Well, I'm on KTM Productions. That's me. Oh, okay. Oh, don't ask anyone. You really said I'm textures of motherfucking.
05:42:49
Speaker
and That's why I sent you that picture of Pete Davidson. I hate you.
05:42:58
Speaker
but You're the worst, dude. Hey, I'm hot. What is my Snapchat, even? What is my Snapchat? Yours is... Tattoo on my shoulder is peonies. It's the Glick 13 is your Snapchat. Yeah, that's my Snapchat, the Glick 13.
05:43:19
Speaker
i have a yellow pro tip too I have a lot of tattoos. Okay. If the light was on, we'd be able to see them. Yeah, if the light was on, we'd be able to see. Apparently, you're very flexible. Yes,
Pop Culture References and Farewells
05:43:37
Speaker
I do yoga.
05:43:41
Speaker
She just lost a point. She does yoga. I thought I did a point because I am flexible. Well, technically it does, but I'm not one of those yoga fags that like are like, oh, should I just said that? But I wasn't really alive. Trust me, we've said worse on here. This guy said the Edward on this show. We were. We were. playing I was. Hanging out with this chick. She's from England.
05:44:13
Speaker
We were playing cod with her and we were talking about how they call cigarette packs. Yeah. right So that's why, that's why I said that. Yeah. but Sure you did. Yeah. That was the reason. Yeah. Yeah, Jeff, we all know about yoga cigarettes. My what? That was it. You know, yoga cigarettes. Oh yeah. Yeah.
05:44:42
Speaker
Yeah, because everybody smokes when they're doing yoga. You know, breathing is like the most crucial part about doing yoga. So like smoking cigarettes is, you know, whole large. I can only just see the thumbnail tonight. like Did you see the thumbnail for tonight? Yes, it was weird and unnecessarily creepy.
05:45:11
Speaker
easy it glick is genero stargarian and i yeah i don't know what that means it's amelia clark from game thrones the one that iss naked all the ah the one with the night ah ah okay to these don't know i'm not mad at them yeah you do she's the mother of dragons the one that's always showed her boobs you're like im with one yeah so i can I haven't even watched Game of Thrones and I know this. and I don't know who Tenerius Dragonface is. The Mother of Dragons is the one. That's a dumb bitch that was like super naked and fucking everybody. Yes. And yeah like the first three episodes. I need a body double because I don't want to be naked anymore. Bitch, we've already all seen you naked. We know what your colon looks like.
05:46:11
Speaker
Yeah, I couldn't deal with that whole shit. That's like that's like yeah seeing people naked, but I just like I could not deal with. That's like a Khalifa all of a sudden. She's like, I'm not a porn star. I'm a porn analysis. No, bitch. Yeah. You're an analyst and you take it up the ass by like six. I've never watched her in a porn. You're not missing much. She's not. He will. I don't know.
05:46:40
Speaker
but thiss yeah i agree i agree ah bull yeah i'm sorry come along lot what are you gonna do i'm old school i'm old school I Don't know if my porn changes done upon you like I just said it changes um Where we have this food where we at this week and Like some
05:47:10
Speaker
three-some female or female males. Hell yeah. It's the only type of person that should ever exist. You should never do a devil's tree way. That just sounds like a lot of work. Jeff's like, I'm down for the devil's three way, even though I'm not quite sure what a devil's three way is. Oh, I know. yeah I definitely want to do it.
05:47:36
Speaker
The Eiffel Tower, yeah. I love it. It sounds so long. I love you, buddy, but I'm not, but I'm banging chick with you. My brother did it with his best friend with this chick. And we had a LAN party. Well, they told me. She was like, I was recording it. What are you talking about? They had... Ew, ew. Gross. No. I learned.
05:48:06
Speaker
No, no, h no, No, she like my brother had like a land party where all of his like friends came over to play video games and whatnot. Yeah, I know the land party is. It's old school. That's old school. Right. your brother like Like playing. They were all like playing wow and whatnot. Yeah.
05:48:33
Speaker
yeah And then this girl shows up, she's the only one. And my brother and the guy that had the Eiffel Tower with her, he was like, oh, we won, high five, over top of her.
05:48:53
Speaker
I'm like, girl, what are you doing here? I was just doing two guys at once. I mean, she didn't get any of that. She just embarrassed herself, honestly. I mean, she got two dicks at once. Is she really embarrassed? I guess that would be kind of embarrassing. That night, yes.
05:49:19
Speaker
I guess not the night of the two days, whatever. I don't want to talk about my brother's stuff. You brought it up. well We didn't bring it up. You brought it up. I brought up the Eiffel Tower thing and you're like, just because i' jump on this train and debate full fucking throttle.
05:49:38
Speaker
like so and And of course, Blake and I are like, as always, we're here for the ride. like gi i it stra in we We're on his roller coaster now. as Riding his ride, hold on. As I said in Greece, tell me more, tell me more. I've been to Greece too.
05:50:05
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yeah
05:50:09
Speaker
I'm not here to judge. I'm just here to learn. I wish I wasn't learning. I just want to learn. Teach me, Ricky. Teach us about the different ways. Who just about the Ravens?
05:50:28
Speaker
um
05:50:32
Speaker
You need Justin Tucker. You got to tuck. Nice like this here. So yeah, well, we should all have Dustin Hopkins. I don't know who's worse. You know who's the best? 100% Dustin Hopkins is worse than Tucker. Yeah. Oh man. I wanted to fucking drive to Cleveland and punch Hopkins in his fucking dick. I'm just saying. Serious. You don't have any of the greatest
05:51:06
Speaker
quarterback on the planet ever was and ever will be. Shane Falco. joe no Actually, just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding. You mean Flacko? No. shame green valco Shane Falco. Falco is a very close number two.
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to the one and only greatest quarterback to ever come out of Texas. I don't want to hear, do not say his fucking name because I hate him so much. He's Canaan, Texas. East Canaan, Texas. One and only Jonathan. Jonathan. I love me some.
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You realize in my closet I have a moxen jersey a tweeter. jersey Did you get the belly bob yet? I have all three. I have billy bob tweeter and you have you have uh, uh, uh, paul walker's character. I can't remember his name No, why would I do that paul walker's a fucking tool bag? He was on the team. He said paul walker's dead Yeah, well he's a fucking alleged like that's court and Paul Walker allegedly dude i Jeff oh my god i say that right yo Jeff i i knew hang out with you but i like to talk
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Just saying. Thank you! Oh my god, Jeff. We're homies. Straight up. Hawk and, Hawk and Walker are not hanging out together. Hawk would never hang out with Walker. Also... Walker, and Walker was... johnny and They're hanging out with Elvis, so we're in that fucking island with Marilyn Monroe too. And Jimi Hendrix. Yeah, Hendrix is hanging out there. You know, there's a rumor that Jimi Hendrix is actually, uh, he didn't die, that he just became Morgan Freeman. Uh,
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I don't know what that is, actually. I've never heard that. You know who Morgan Freeman is? I'm just like, who the fuck is Morgan Freeman? And who are you? You ever seen a movie? You ever seen a movie? No, that's wrong. You ever seen a movie? He's the old black guy. I know. What? I know who he is. I'm a very good friend of mine.
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My girl, one and only, Miss Jules and the Hal did an amazing cover of Hendrix all along the watchtower. Yes. Ooh, love that. She fucking killed. Do we have it on this? Check out Jules. I don't think we do. I don't know. And we should have it on here because it was so fucking good. I interviewed her on my YouTube show. I think it says, yeah, yeah, it's here. OK, we do have it. Well, yeah, we should. Oh, there she is.
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Got it. That was me just finger mashing. That was me just... We don't have time, though. ah Oh, so shit! we don gotta bounce else we all good news well yeah yeah i've already got We've already got to do a two-parter. Uh, shit. Brittany, thank you thank you for coming up. You're welcome to any time. Unfortunately, we can only do six hours at a time, Brittany. But you can hang out. We can talk backstage.
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