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Nonsensical Nonsense
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Just another ADHD fueled night of fockery and crazy conversation with a lot of random guests answering the call of the open door challenge
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Show Introduction & Humor
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course is
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We're live.
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ah y'all better look the **** out today. My crayons are short. The box is full. My bottle of glue is topped off. from My helmet's on tight. Baby, we about to rhythm with the tism.
Social Media Shoutouts
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Let's get with it. Suck my dick and eat my **** you sons of **** What
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we're alive Now, we're Now, we're live. We weren't live before. Peep the hoodie y'all peep dude nice You can get your own beauty in the beard creative corner on facebook follow like send her a message Anywho, I had to get that. It's in the bio link I had to get that shout out in right out the gate. Welcome to that's it's gonna sense everybody. What is going on? Happy fucking Saturday. Ah half's been a wheel Half the country's on fire. Half the country's frozen. And ladies and gentlemen, the and the unthinkable happened earlier today. And I'll get into that here in just a little bit. ah Nonetheless. my god well krista You're like me on Wednesday. You can't help but lead with their story. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. That has nothing to do with what you think it has to do but it. it kind of goes with half the country being on fire and half the country.
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Be a frozen half the country on fire and half the country frozen.
Current Events with Humor
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It's a good time to be in Mexico, buddy I'm just saying it's uh, it's the the the end of times are upon us and ill and I'll and I'll Get into that here in a few minutes. But nonetheless, welcome to nonsense. Well nonsense. Everybody. Have you Saturday? You know who he is? You know who I am. He's Jeff. I'm click I'm the angel for death Don't you forget or or or as the picture behind us shows? I'm dumb and he's dumber
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three It was appropriate. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. We're basically the blindly the blind here at the nonsensical network. None of us go but couldn't find that in a movie poster that would would explain itself. So the next press that's my new thing. I think I think from now on as I build these thumbnails, I'm going to use movie pictures and put our faces on. I find it funny. There you go, man.
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Um, but welcome to the
Show & Network Overview
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show. If you're not already, go ahead and follow us everywhere. Ladies and gentlemen, we are on Facebook, Instagram, tick tock for the time being. we'll get into that a little bit leader as well. And I'll address you tick tockers as well. I'm going to do something for you guys, uh, tonight or tomorrow or something. I haven't quite don't fuck is happening here, man. Uh,
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Yeah, man. Um, you can also watch the shows live Monday through Sunday on YouTube, Twitch and Facebook. We got that live. We got the chatter's boxes always open and going. Uh, as you can listen anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts that all at the nonsensical network, oh or you can simply go to bio dot.link slash nonsensical network.
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get all those links, including if you go to our bio link, there is a link for Beauty and the Beard Creative Corner. um You can get your hoodies and shirts and some cups and stuff like that. um If you want to get nonsensical network swag, you can do that. Or if you just want to get your own something, something, you know, you know, as you guys seen earlier, earlier today when we were doing Cassius Corner, Cassius Corner hoodie on, he was rocking the swag.
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um And, uh, but yeah, you guys can get anything there. Uh, shirts, hoodies, clothes for the babies, uh, some cups and stuff like that. She do a little bit of everything. Uh, but drop by and say hello, give her a follow, give her a like, and, uh, put your request in for, uh, what you need and what you want. Um,
Sports Talk & Network Success
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Speaking of the shows, we get the week kicked off Monday, 6 p.m. while he's doing speedway stories and cold-blooded conversations. It's all about motorsports and reptilians. Right after him, 8 p.m. Eastern time is Men Camp for Men. There's the Men's Mental Health Show ah hosted by Connor, sometimes live, sometimes pre-recorded. I don't fucking know what's going on over there anymore.
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Tuesdays. Yeah, Tuesdays is Glick's House of Music. I'm back this Tuesday with a brand new guest. Miss Jessie Rose will be hanging out with me for a little bit. Super talented, super busy. She's got a lot going on on her plate. Looking forward to chatting with her and conversating with her, getting back into the interview seat, if you will. Last week was fun. I think Speaking of Glick's House of Music, I think once every couple of months or so, Blaze and I are going to get together and do the Glick and Blaze's mixtape on Tuesday night and play some music, talk some music, and probably try to invite up former guests. And maybe I don't know if we're going to stick with the Open Door Forum, but we might. We might. We might stick with it. We'll see what happens. But we're definitely going to get together for Blaze and Glick's mixtape or Glick and Blaze's mixtape every every couple of months. That was a fun show. We had a good time.
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Uh, we were joined by our listen Southern outlaws band and we were joined by one and only James Luecker. Again, got to talk about him a little bit later tonight as well. Um, Wednesday nights, these two dummies only Jeff's in the driver's seat on Wednesday night. And we're bringing you the news that makes you say what up but but the the book took and what the fuck news Thursday's this dummy beside me. Yeah. I put my mirror. I mirrored my.
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Yeah, it's annoying. I forgot. I forgot. I mirrored it so I can I point the right way. This knucklehead over here is supposed to be doing a show. I don't know. what I actually have a story on why I didn't do one last Thursday, and I'll get to it after one done. I bet it involves with you. I bet it involves I fell asleep. No, no, honestly, I was not asleep. I'll explain once you're finished.
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uh friday nights is nonsense and chill it's jeff and blaze blazing jeff they're watching movies having fun hanging out go pop in and watch a movie with them uh what's up benji yes it is i've got it on man i can't i can't believe what's going on right now it's wild this buck shit crazy uh saturday nights we kick off the weekend right here do what we do we get weird it's the shenanigans things happen we open the door it lets you knuckleheads come hang out with us here on the nonsensical network Speaking of DJ Jazzy Jeff, if you drop that link one time for me, that'd be awesome. The link is always in the chat. All you got to do is lick it. And then we round the week up with a little unnecessary roughness. Ladies and gentlemen, it started out as just an NFL show, but it's evolved. We've evolved myself. Big Rick and Derek Wayne Douglas have decided to keep it going and it'll be the official sports show on the network.
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No, package I'm laughing. I'm laughing because you said evolve. And my first thought was you guys turning into werewolves. I don't know why. I was like, well, you're transforming. I don't know why that popped in my head.
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or transforming, Autobots, roll out. Roll out. Now, this Thursday, I was actually going to do a show. But I have this weird thing. I have three different bank accounts. you know As I work online, I get paid by multiple sources. And I went to run my card at the store to get drinks and food for the day. And I thought it was a different card, entered the wrong code,
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one too many times and it locked the card. So I just spend the night, well, not the night, but a few hours at the bank explaining what the fuck happened. Jesus. Which is hilarious because my Spanish is good, but it's not perfect. And I'm outraged because I can't access my funds. And they're like, what do you want the fuck us to do? Am I touching? Fixing you by the pluckers. I did get fixed though.
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Yeah, so got ah we got a bunch of shows. um You know, I know the sports show is something that people have asked about for a long time. We thought we had something lined up. um But that kind of fell through and this is unnecessary roughness just kind of happened at just in conversation between Rick and I. And then you were like, oh, let's do an NFL show this season.
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And then just in conversation with Derek, a random conversation with Derek talking about fantasy football and stuff like that. And I brought up the show and Derek was like, I'd love to be a part of it if you're okay with that. And I'm like, fuck yeah, dude. And we've had a lot of fun doing the NFL. You don't, you don't have to not announce who won our fantasy football league. I refuse to give him the acknowledgement. We'll discuss that later on in the show.
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No, not going to happen. good to say i It's fake news. It didn't happen. We will discuss that in about ah nine to 10 minutes, give or take. It didn't happen. I didn't see it. I wasn't a part of the voting process. I i claim i want to recount. we'll we'll We'll discuss that in about nine or 10 minutes or so, give or take, give or take a few minutes.
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Uh, but, uh, but yeah, I know that came on board and, uh, you know, we got Rick and I got to talking again. And I was like, man, he's like, what's going to happen with the show at the end of the season? I was like, Oh no, we can do some post-season shit. Uh, I was like, if you're interested, let's just go full on full fledged sports. I mean, I'm into, you know, I watch basketball. I watch hockey. I follow both. I'm a baseball guy. I know Rick's into boxing and MMA. Um,
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Derek's just kind of there. he's He's down for the ride. And we were talking about it on the show and Derek again was like, I mean, I'm down. Let's do this shit. Let's keep it going. I'm there every Sunday. So I'm excited. I'm excited to talk sports i because, you know, obviously I love football, but I love sports and I don't have anybody that I can talk other sports with other than football, you know, like, like, right. It's it's the blue jackets. Yeah. The blue jackets are.
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currently that holding the second wild card spot in the NHL. The Cavaliers are the best team in basketball. and And there's a lot of good basketball being played. There's a lot of good hockey being played. um So i'm I'm excited that you know we're going to stick with the NFL. We're also going to cover the USFL um this spring. nice So that'll be fun. right What's the USFL? yeah yeah United States Football League or something like that. It's the spring football. That sounds mega. Oh, it used to be the USF or was it the USF or USFFL or something like that? No. And then there was also the XFL. Well, they merged the two. ah And it became the USFL. So the XFL went away. Yeah, me too, man. I'll tell you what, the last couple of seasons.
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like Uh, they've been exciting. It's been fun and it's really cool to see that some of these guys get their shot in the NFL at the end of the USFL season. They get picked up by NFL teams and they, they come in and they play well. Um, Bateman, the kicker for Detroit and again, don't want to talk too much football, but just an example, the kicker for the Detroit lions Bateman was an absolute monster last season in the UFC or the UFC.
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U.S. F.L. And he's been killing it this year in the NFL. He's one of the top kickers in the NFL. ah So, you know, but nonetheless, no Nigel Gruff. But I know.
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good Fair put it in a cigarette in his mouth, taking shots, on the taking shots on the sideline. They do have some great games and they do have some definitely have some great games.
00:17:02
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I'm the Nigel grump of the podcasting world. I'm sorry. Speaking of ah sports conversations, our buddy Tony was live earlier today. ah Yeah, you were saying that.
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um He was live up there with with Brian and Brian. That last night or today? No, it was today. like I so saw them last night talking.
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Uh, I think they were talking last night. Was it? Okay. I think they were just hanging out last night. They were talking football today. Uh, Brian was there. I, uh, rich came up, uh, Bathurst came up. Um, and I was on my way home. I had to go to work today. So I was on my way home from work and I was like, I'll pop it into the chat and send a couple of messages. Tony dropped the link. He said, yo, good. Bring, bring your lads.
00:17:56
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born away right that He's like, pop on up if you can, man. So I was like, fuck it. I'm just heading to the gym. I'll jump in for a little bit and shit chat. And I jumped in. We we we we had we we had a fun conversation. That's where I said half the world's on fire or half the country's on fire. The other half the world or the country's frozen over. And there was a stream that involved Tony, myself, Rich Bathurst.
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And Brian, some components of that stream and Ted came up later. Ted waited until I left because as I made it, as I made very clear in the comments, ah Ted Hicks fears the great Glick, which is understandable. I understand, Ted, if you got your ears on out there, why you would fear somebody as awesome as I do, as I am. But yeah,
00:18:48
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yeah some of those components on that stream once upon a time was a bit combustible. But to have us all on there together and, uh, having a good conversation, uh, it was cool. I wish I could have stayed a little bit longer and hung out with them. Um, but, uh, Yeah, I had to get home and, uh, I had to get to get into the GM and then get home and get the studio here set up and everything. So shout out to, uh, Tony Dean.
00:19:20
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Well, I went to the gym, and then I met a guy named Jim there. Yeah, you did. And I got a double workout in. a I was pumping him with my iron. You can still sit down. You can still sit down. I was pumping him with my iron. It's amazing, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. But no, shout out to 30D and the Belk Kings Fantasy Football.
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show or belt Kings fantasy football. I think it's really, uh, he's usually on Sunday mornings before we get up there. He's on about 10, 10 30 and leads right into to our show. Unnecessary roughness. So, uh, shout out to him on another, uh, another good season of broadcasting and, and, and his panel guys. And, uh, hopefully, hopefully we'll, we'll, we'll see some more of, uh, you know, well maybe we'll see some more of, uh, the guys intermingle will all be kind of intermingling.
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Uh, Tony did say he might pop in tonight. Brian, uh, I don't know if he's coming up tonight or not. He's currently watching fake news that he, got I gotta say, man, we're all kind of eating crow here because we all had picked the chargers to beat the the Texans and Texans are doing a pretty damn good job of, uh, securing a playoff victory tonight. So wow.
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Yeah, there's been some big plays and even Brian and Texans fan didn't think they were gonna win tonight, but ah Looks like they're gonna looks like they're gonna take a dub Justin Herbert's played like shit tonight. He started about 47 11 interceptions That's no bueno that is the math ain't mapping But any who what else do I want to talk about tonight right off the bat Oh, shout out to the network. ah We brought up the other day that we had reached 35,000 views, which is now well over 35,000 views on the ah um the old YouTube. But we reached another goal.
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ah
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We have over 40,000 download and listens on the podcasting networks, on the platforms. Nice.
Network Growth & Light Humor
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So that's pretty fucking cool. I didn't think we'd get a hundred listens. Let's be honest. I mean, we really thought that there must be one lonely dude out there that just really likes us. He's watching a whole lot of fucking the nonsensical network, man. But I thought that was pretty cool. So shout out to all the guys here, all of us that do our thing here. Shout out to the nonsensical network and shout out to our fucking listeners, man. You guys are awesome. Thanks for, thanks for listening and thanks for, thanks for hopefully enjoying what we're doing here. Clearly you guys like something about what we're doing. since you're quite listening yeah So cheers to, cheers to you guys and cheers to us. Hello.
00:22:18
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Something else. I don't know. I'll figure it out later on down the road. We'll see what happens. Oh, well, we'll probably bring up about 14,000 subjects tonight as we usually do. I do have a gripe. No, I have a gripe with Facebook. Apparently the Christian podcasting group won't let me post in there. I don't understand why.
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but I went to post this episode, you know, i we advertise on the podcasting groups on Facebook. and And as soon as I clicked in that one, it was like, no, it's not gonna happen. And I was like, wow. Well, not very Christian of you. Yeah, that's bety not very Christian of you. What are you just saying? Not very Godlike.
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Surprisingly, the black podcasting network, not a joke, by the way, loves us. I got a notification the other day that we we are like ranked in the top 10 on that podcasting group on Facebook. Oh, that's, that's, that's that's the one of the fan badges. That's because we posted there all the time. That's not because they like us.
00:23:43
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Shut up, click, don't ruin my fucking dream. I'm a black lesbian, they should embrace me. Maybe you should post in the black lesbian podcasting. Maybe you should post in the black lesbian podcasting. That one doesn't exist, I'm gonna have to create it. You know, I wouldn't go as far to say. White guys that identify as black lesbians. That problem that probably does not exist.
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It will tonight. I'm on it. Oh, Lord have mercy. Why don't you show the cancel? I don't know, Jeff. was And then he started a Facebook group. Five million followers in 20 minutes because the LGBTQ loves black lesbian.
Lifestyle & Gaming Anecdotes
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I don't know what the hell's happening. I mean, you you know what happened to that Rachel dole is all chick, man. She claimed to be ah she i think she Oh, yeah yeah yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like she got and she got she got ousted. Yeah, but she was but she was just because well she she claimed to actually be black while having a dark tan. Like it's obvious ah it's obviously you're not a black black black woman, but
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According to the LGBT rules I Can say that Even though it's obvious. I'm not where she was like, isn't it obvious? I'm black a So I haven't been on call ah Call of Duty today to be honest with you Benji. Oh my i that's all I do is when I'm called I never lose I'm a straight-ass fucking menace on Call of Duty
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My win-loss ratio speaks speaks for itself. My KDR speaks for itself. The president says no. Not my president.
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That's true. You don't even vote, you fucking prick. Yes. Yesterday, i I was on for just a little bit. I i actually took a half day at work yesterday.
00:26:14
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You got extra work this past week. After the show, you ended up having to go in, didn't you? Wednesday, I had to go in. Yeah, because you and I were messaging, and you were like, I'm just getting home, and I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? We finished the podcast a couple hours ago. Did you leave? You're like, I had to go into work.
00:26:39
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Texas, when it... Did you, so you're on call all the time, right? Technically. Yes. Yes. But the past two, the past two days, the past, the past two times I've been, well, you know, the other night I had to go in that, you know, you know, understandable, you know, not ah today was today was completely a waste, a complete waste of time and energy and of my life.
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But yeah, i but yeah I forgot that I had to go in the other night. So yeah, I've got about six hours of, uh, he might pop it. It's still early cash. Calm down. It's only 25 minutes. in wow But, yeah, I got about six hours of OT, uh, this week. You get time that works out.
00:27:37
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kind of kind of works out because I'll cancel my uh I'll cancel no because I have PTO I have PTO in this week so I won't get over time for it because I I we got Monday we we had that the snow storms and shit so wasn't nobody going anywhere uh Monday so I had to call in Monday uh uh but I did I I think I'm going for a snow day I really would uh I think I'm going to cancel my PTO that I put in for yesterday Um, because I put four out, I took a half day yesterday cause I had an appointment that I came home and was, uh, I was playing a little call of duty while I was waiting to go get Nikki. Um, but yeah, man, I definitely had some solid, uh, some solid dubs. Uh, fuck CJ, um man. I don't know what's going on in this game. This, the charges are, are definitely a much better team than Houston.
00:28:35
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Well, sometimes you get in a overconfidence thing and what? Fuck up because of it. You think that's what's going on with this game? Other speakers.
00:28:47
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that finally like but Yeah, kind of sort. I just don't have much up. Yeah, yeah well it was like last year. You know, last year the playoffs ah we played. We played. Cleveland played Houston on Christmas and Cleveland fucking destroyed him on Christmas Day. I mean, just fucking destroyed him. And then we, then they played each other in the, in the, in the playoffs, the wild card game. The Cleveland looks stupid and Houston one, but then they got smoked in the next round. Yeah. Uh, then they got smoked in the second round, which is, which is what will happen this year. Yeah. And he was good. There was a Herbert was off his game today. So, um,
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and I the charges would win. I did just because I wanted to do a lone wolf in my playoff picks. I did pick the Texans for the unnecessary roughness because ah ah Rick and Rick and you just wanted me to be the they want
Football Insights & Predictions
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to be different. I get that. you know sometimes so Sometimes I sometimes I like to throw a little ah throw a little something something in there, you know, curve. Well, I get a little a little spicy. And just like, oh, just like it happens to me very often, sometimes a long shot pays off. I'm just saying.
00:30:02
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Man it it worked out it worked out man. I I Was I was a couple months ago. I was at the casino shooting crap and do You know the hope that is I Don't know anything about gambling Okay. Well a hope that is you know craps is the dice game obviously and a hope bet is when you put it's a minimum of 25 It's like the minimum is $5 bet for one roll. And you guess what the dice are going to show when they stop moving. And I was playing for about 20 minutes. i wanna play And I got a feeling i think a that the dice were going to roll yeah a certain number. So I threw out a hope bet for a 5-4. And you don't even want to roll these off.
00:31:04
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ah the seventy It's a 75 to 1 payout by the way but again i know If you lose I Don't even like I don't even understand like slot machines Slot machines scare the shit out of me because they're too electronic. They're too easy to manipulate well, I mean like
00:31:34
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i like Nicky and I have gone for the casino, there's a casino PA that we went to. I've gone to one down Southern Ohio a couple of times. I just don't know what the hell I'm doing. I just hit the button. Yeah. I get that. There's a, there's a, um, where you go gamble. It's got like slot machines and poker and roulette and blackjack. I mean, I understand blackjack and I understand poker.
00:31:59
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Like I could play both but the bedding is crap Stables actually kind of easy once you get used to it if you have nice Grabs are what you have in your pants. Yeah, that's not a gambling game. No cracks. That's what you fuck up and shit yourself Yeah,
00:32:21
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I'm with you binge I'm with you be talking all about that tomorrow We'll be talking all about the playoffs tomorrow morning or tomorrow noonish o'clock noonish o'clock. We'll be talking all about them sports.
00:32:40
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So this is a craps table. the passline If you have the dice, you have to put something on the do not pass or pass.
00:32:54
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But what if I don't, okay, what what's what's pass line and do not pass? What does that mean?
Gambling Stories with Humor
00:32:58
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Okay, so so but what do you mean what do you mean i got to put something if you're holding the dice, in order to roll the dice, you have to put your minimum bet goes on the pass or do not pass. Pass means you're hoping for a seven or one of the numbers at the top, the five, four, six, eight, and nine to 10.
00:33:22
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Seven come eleven and the show be bad 7-11 if you throw 7-11 with money on the past line you instantly win and double your money even and but the charge of check Yeah, so if you if if you have money on the past lining you hit 7 or 11 you instantly double your money and
00:33:47
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But if you throw the dice with money on the pass line in a 5, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10, or yeah, one of those numbers at the top, the yellow numbers at the top, if one of those drops, you have to hit that number again to win the pass line. At that point, 7 is bad. Yeah, yeah. i Yeah, it makes no sense to accept.
00:34:17
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Once you see it in action, it's actually kind of easy. um You can actually bet on those top yellow numbers. And every time that number hits, you win. I think it's it's half what the amount you have on there. One and a half. What do you have on there? That's what I wanted to talk about. Ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, the 2025 Angel of death. List is heating up. It's not heating up. It's heating up. It's on fire. Like California. Because I made a bold move. Okay. It's not quite there yet. It's not quite California yet. Yours truly made a bold move. It's more like a campfire. Let's be honest. Yours truly the other day made a bold move and made the first emergency pick of the year.
00:35:16
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Yes. On WWE legend, former WWE superstar, one and only Black Bart. He was a wrestler from the 70s, 80s, and 90s. His career has expanded more than 30 years, ladies and gentlemen. which is awesome he's He's been battling cancer for the last five or three years, stage four colon cancer, I believe. Well, the other day he you know he he spoke with his family, he spoke to God, and he decided that he was He was done with the chemotherapy, basically boiled down to his insurance, wasn't going to cover it anymore. and And it was also doing more harm than good at the end of the day. And I picked him up and it was an emergency pick. I dropped P. Diddy. Bye-bye, Diddy. Somebody could pick him up, by the way. Somebody could pick him up. Or, he could yeah, he could be an emergency pick. ah It was announced yesterday.
00:36:17
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last night that Bart Black Bart has passed away which means this guy right here is leading the way first to go emergency pick and the first death with five count them five points on the board already starting to run away on the competition because as we know we can't pick people to die to save our lives So. It's really going to suck this year if you only get the only death, I'm just saying. Yeah, it's going to look really bad. We might have to.
00:36:58
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hued us incas at that point But yeah congratulations, I'll let you have it. It is it is a. I see I've seen you change your name down there, the 2024 Angel of Death, no longer the. aslo You are you are the defending angel of death.
00:37:16
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However, there is a new angel of death knocking at your door, saying, hey, not even close, dude. We still got 50 weeks to go. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks for keeping my seat warm. But daddy's home, you little bitch. It's not going to happen.
Morbid Humor Game
00:37:31
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I'm just saying I could totally destroy you all ten of mine die. If they all die. They will. You know, if I have to. If I have to go take out Tim Curry myself.
00:37:45
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You know, if one of our picks die in these California wildfires, I feel like if it happens, there should be some bonus. No, no, no, no. Only if you call your shot. Yeah. But I'm going to look up. It's funny. Before we started, you talked about you were going to call your shot on Black Park, but he died too soon, which seems it seems Um, atypical of what happened last year. Carter is going to die just a little too late. Yeah. Last, last, uh, last night. I, uh, I was watching you guys live and I was going to put in the chat. I'm calling my shot on blackboard. He'll be dead before tomorrow night. I got sidetracked. I was watching wrestling with cash, bringing a sidetrack with something else. Then I dozed off.
00:38:40
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and i And I totally said, I totally slipped my mind. So my original plan was I was calling my shot tonight. So I had until next Saturday night. And then that way to be either way, I would have had to eat crow or I would have got to talk shit on a Saturday night. You know what I mean? Like that was my plan was to wait now tonight.
00:39:00
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That way we find out next Saturday night, does he live or die? And I got up this morning just because I've been watching him every single day. I've been watching the news to see if there's any updates on his condition.
00:39:12
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And I open, I clicked it today. And the first thing I said up is a legendary WWE superstar. ah Black Bart passed away last night in his home with his family, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I looked at the time and I was like, you son of a bitch. I would have just snuck it in last night. Had I called my shot for an extra two points, by the way. But you know what? At the end of the day, you can't win them all.
00:39:38
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And you will not win this year's age. At the end of the day, I got a nice jump on the quote unquote competition. I got five points, you know, right off, right off the rip. I could have had seven or I could have had, or, or, or you could Or I could have called my shot and instead of getting five, I would have only gotten three. So, I mean, yeah, it's a win. It's a win. It's a win. Well, no, you would have only gotten one because if he wouldn't have died and you know, if I would have have called my shot and he didn't die. Oh, yeah. Within a week. Sorry. I would I would have got. But as long as he died in this year, I would have gotten three instead of five. So this is true. At the end of the day, it's a win-win.
00:40:22
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very morbid game. i do I love it. It's a it's a super loaded game. And what like it says, like I said, you know, I can't take all the credit for it. it It's something that the Mike County show, they do their celebrity death pull every year.
00:40:37
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and i was supercon but the end I was looking at their rules. It's super complex well, dude. They got they they got they got money on the line um It's uh, it's it's like a $200 buy-in or some shit like that. I don't know what it is well the ride Then you that you have to pay you have to pay for emergency picks and ah you know, and then there's just based off of a point system and um like what was black part 76 so you sub subtract 76 from 100 um and then i would have got what 64 points or 30 about 24 points um
00:41:16
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And then, and then they have like rules. Like if they're in a hall of fame, you get bonus points. If they're, uh, like, uh, if they've won like an Emmy or a golden globe or an ACM or whatever, you get bonus points. There's a lot, there's a lot that goes into our bears. I kinda, you know, we added some extra stuff this year. We kind of dumbed it down a little bit, but it's a fun, it's a fun competition thing to do. Obviously we don't want anybody to die, but death is inevitable. Ladies and gentlemen, people are going to die.
Sports Apps & Betting Stories
00:41:46
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why is well why can't we have put we And let's be honest, we're paying tribute to these celebrities by bringing them to light. and And this season, you know, yeah, we don't have a quote unquote buy in this season will cost us all a little bit of money because we are going to get the belt going this year. And I'll sit down this week next week and and start to I'm going to redesign it and and and redo it.
00:42:14
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Obviously, we're going to have the grim reaper in there. It's not the nonsensical now nonsense. Now, it's the nonsensical network. angel you know I'll play with it and and I'll design it. I think I do a pretty good job when I design stuff, especially when I sit down. I think it's going to look great hanging on the store. I'm just saying. i can't wait to I can't wait to add it to my collection. That's not going to happen. and I'm telling you. I'm calling my shot for the year. I will be the angel of death of 2025.
00:42:44
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Oh, you're if if you're not the angel of death of 2025, then there's no consequence. Then you have to go get one of those six foot dragon tails and you have to take it all right up your ass. I got one right now.
00:42:58
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i know you do but i wish you didn't send me that picture you're like look at my new magic trick i'm gonna it disappeared didn't it it disappeared isn't it it was it was kind of it was kind of cool so it until it started coming out of your mouth and i was like that can't be healthy i'll tell you what when i fart it whistles i'm just saying but i don't think it whistles anymore i think it sounds like a goddamn Fucking choo-choo face. Sounds like a train train.
00:43:30
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Hashtag worth it. should lead to my hands Check out my only bands for video. Bearded big guys. I think it's coming on up here. on this on Is it only on Prime?
00:43:51
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and I don't know. that's true I mean, I don't know. i don't I mean, I'm not really paying that much attention. I'm trying to do a, do a show here. I was just yeah watching that game. I was just watching that game. Well, NXT is on Fridays or Saturdays now. What is it? NXT is wrestling. Oh, Oh, I can get down on that though. That's what I'm watching. Baby blue jackets.
00:44:18
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but No, not that. hey re i'm good definite on the texas I that video and bleached my fucking eyeballs.
00:44:28
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it Some things in life you just never unsee. My bingo card is almost complete. I grossed out Glick before January 30th. I wasn't grossed out actually. I deleted it and erased it because I always turned off. Awkward boner alert, ladies and gentlemen. Awkward boner alert.
00:44:48
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the block buts um yeah why why Why am I going to watch Stupid Steelers when I can watch the Columbus Blue Jackets play the St. Louis Blues? Yes, Jeff. I thought that was basketball. It's basketball. Oh, that's the Clippers. It's fucking hockey. No, I mean, is it really? yeah No, but pull in the Clippers, in the Clippers, fucking basketball. Yeah, the LA Clippers.
00:45:17
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but e Yeah, the Clippers are in the NBA. We also have the Columbus Clippers. It's the minor league baseball team. That's what I thought. Yeah. See, that's why I got confused. No, Blue Jackets is hockey. Not in sports for anybody asking. Yeah. and No, like I said, I very rarely. it's It's so hard to catch hockey um on TV because they're always on all the weird ass channels and shit. So well, it's funny. It's funny. It's funny because they so so there's like there's like four or five guys that are on the blue jackets that I see on a regular basis. Well, Wally, we were talking to Wally show on Speedway stories about racing. the the The streaming service for racing is horrible. Yeah. And it's crazy. its
00:46:17
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It's like $200 a year and it's constantly freezing. and And it's like watching the Jake Paul fight on fucking Netflix. Yeah. We, uh, we talked about, um, we talked about Netflix today on Cassius show. Um,
00:46:39
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because give us a show. Um, that would be amazing.
00:46:48
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Netflix content to fill it up yeah Netflix. I had to change my headline down there. Uh, I just remembered as we're going to talk Netflix is raw is now WWE raw Monday night. Raw is now on Netflix live. And they last Monday was the first Monday night fair.
00:47:07
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And it was it was, dude, it was phenomenal. and we We all bitched about the the Paul Tyson fight, how bad it was. Netflix had, the Steelers had NFL on Christmas day, live game. A couple little hiccups and glitches here and there. ah Overall, all good presentation. But for Monday Night Raw, Monday night, it was fucking phenomenal. i think i'd think mean know there was There was at one point the camera, the rock, well the rock,
00:47:36
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kind of opened up the show. And this was like a big thing for WWE partnering with Netflix. Oh yeah. it's huge The camera, the camera didn't did like a closeup initial closeup on it, but you could literally see.
00:47:50
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his His the goosebumps on his arms and his neck and his face eyes like his chest and stuff because it was so on HD yeah, so I mean, you know, it was like, you know that ah excitement and anticipation and and everything like that so you They did an amazing job on the presentation. I think or Netflix learned a lot from their their Jake Paul Tyson debacle and they've up their their game I think you had to Definitely a huge shout out. Hey, cash. We bring that back over here. please Definitely a huge shout out to Netflix for that because it did. It looked it looked phenomenal.
00:48:32
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um
00:48:34
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But yeah, you know, there's a lot of there's a lot of sports um racing. ah Hockey. Baseball. You don't get a lot of.
00:48:48
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quote unquote network network love so right you gotta pay for the packages and you gotta pay for the special apps and it's not fucking cheap at all no it is so yeah like tonight I just happened to uh I was looking to see Because cash said it was on prime and on local tv, uh, abc our abc affiliate here in columbus I've got nhl hockey and I was like, oh, I wonder who's playing And I looked up at the screen before I even looked to see who it was in the title. I looked up and I was like Oh, that was my blue jackets. I'm gonna put this well, you know, i've i've cancelled all my streaming services I've gotten rid of them all because I found an app that literally has them all in one
00:49:38
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Yeah. and it's not really now Now, for me, I have an app that I use for sports and I've had it for I've had it for several years leading back to when I was down in Charleston. ah It's called Dofu. It's D-O-F-U. And you can get all your sports. I mean, you get it for us by you. Not Fubu. F-U-B-U. Not Fubu. Dofu. D-O-F-U. Yeah. For us by you.
00:50:08
Speaker
now and oh be you be um best one go dont foodo dummy know f you go No.-O-F-U. diaz dog Oh, job. Conda. F as in fuck Jeff. U as in you are an idiot. Is that, do you have to pay for that app? No, it's 100% free.
00:50:37
Speaker
ah that I can get every sport in the world on there. Literally. like nice one night One night I was watching cricket and I don't know why. I was drunk. You know what? Cricket is an interesting game. i I've watched it and I
Network Collaborations
00:50:51
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don't understand it. Not that I understand sports in general, but it is so fucking confusing.
00:50:57
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I don't know anything about cricket and I was sitting there watching the game. I still, I don't know what was going on. I didn't know who was winning. yeah Like me at a football game, I screamed with the guy next to me screams. That's all I care. I was like, yay. I just want to be part of the maxim. He hit the thing. Does that mean he won? Hit the dog. but It's so confusing. It's like a fucked up game of baseball. What, Cash?
00:51:26
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I don't even know how to explain it, dude. Just Google it. YouTube it. It really is. Prepare me for it. Yeah, like I had no idea what was going on. But I was like, oh, wow, I can actually watch this on this set. But no, I got it originally when I was down in Charleston because all my teams are Ohio teams. Right. And it's very rare that you get to watch Ohio teams down there. You would think in this day and age of internet, you'd be able to go on to like,
00:51:56
Speaker
Michigan you and find all their games, you know, like, well, yeah. Well, and and the cool thing about an app is that if you have a smart TV, shoot it right to your TV, which I have smart taste. So you yeah smart cast it, you smart cast it, boom, shoot it right to your TV. And then I still have full access on my phone. I can play games. I can scroll to whatever. As long as I don't close the app itself out, I'm money. So.
00:52:26
Speaker
i would do that That's the only problem with the streaming app I found it's called duh. What is it called? Cocoa player and it's basically it's It's I'm pretty sure it's illegal because it literally plays anything. I just watched the new Matlock with Kathy Bates It's actually really good
00:52:56
Speaker
But it won't let me put it on my TV. I have to watch it on my phone or my computer. And Blaze gave me a... app. Well, he didn't give it to me. He told me about an app for your computer. It's called BlueStacks.
00:53:18
Speaker
And BlueStacks basically... ah it's It opens a window of its own. in it No, it's actually really good. ah Blue stacks on the window on your phone. And it acts like a phone. I don't always agree with you, Picklepecker. But I'm in a grand study here. It is for old people. But Jeff is old people. I am old. I'm not as old as Blaze, but. Jeff is basically geriatric at this point. What does that make Blaze? Because he's technically older than me.
00:53:55
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which still shocked me because Blaze Blaze Blaze doesn't seem old. Blaze is only 26, bro. Blaze and I are Blaze and I are babies, man. I'm 23. He's 26. You're just a geriatric old grumpy prick. We're going to put you on my lawn. We were talking about that. Blaze and I are going to put you in the home.
00:54:19
Speaker
hey As long as I don't have to fucking do anything not one of the good ones either like one of the ones where they beat on their patients and starve them and making away and i ship for days at a time Just like i already do all that So daily life, but I don't have to get up, okay yeah okay my office bath opposite of out there so i can just take the shit and never have to leave but Not everybody can be cool like me You know, people have bathrooms in their office. I have an office in my bathroom. and I'm just saying, you know, what i mean they i call it what you want to call it buddy.
00:55:05
Speaker
I like to think it forward. I like to think it's called forward thinking. I'm living in 2030. Well, you guys are laughed in 2025. Well, if you're living in 2030, then you already know that I smoked your ass in the angel of death.
00:55:18
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No, that's why I know you lose for the next four years. I'm down. bi You don't have the sports. all and
00:55:28
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Wouldn't that be some shit if this is if that game becomes my kryptonite? I kill you guys and everything else. else? Like the sailor cap, you lose everyone, or you win everyone. The and it's starting five, you win everyone. But the angel of death, you it's your it's your it should Mount Everest. You just can't get to the top. I am the angel of life. I'll have a...
00:55:53
Speaker
The only safe thing celebrities have is being on your list. Maybe down the road, we can do a loser's belt called the angel of life. belt yeah It's small. yeah it hangs through your key chain I'll just, I'll just go buy one of those. I'll go buy one of those, um, one of those WWE w belts at Walmart, like cash has.
00:56:15
Speaker
and good sand waits about pronoun but Yeah, I'll have a sticker made that I could put over top of it. It's the angel of life. It's what the loser gets. You wear it in shame.
00:56:30
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Wear this bone. Shame. we do Oh, that's horrible. Blaze is an old cat. Oh, man. you're you're You're trying to take heat with Blaze? Ah, man. We had a climate tete.
00:56:48
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getting heat with with rocky now we got the pickled pecker after his picks from movies last night i agree a pickled pecker once most the movie movie one of the movies we watched last night and granted it was only 10 minutes it was like it made steven zagal look like an oscar-winning actor dude i uh i was gonna watch it when i was out and about running around today but i was finishing up uh
Social Media & Streaming Challenges
00:57:17
Speaker
Tweedle Dan Tweedle dumb sports show. They're thirsty Thursday. And I was like, they actually have somebody on here. They had one of their friends came up and he actually knew sports. I'm like them. And I was like, this is actually mildly entertaining. Not because of them, it is but because it is kind of like me horsing a sports show. Let's be honest. Yeah. Pretty much like somebody kicked a ball and it went into the goal above the guy's head and
00:57:46
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The guys in blue one, I don't know. Yeah. They, they, they, they are not very knowledgeable when it comes to sports and they're both homers. So, but the guy that they had came up, man, he, I was like, I had commented. I was like, yeah, about time you got somebody who's actually knowledgeable in sports. I might have to reach up, reach out to him and see if he wants to come on a real sports show. right You know, it's nice to let your guests feel like they have the, they're the smartest person in the room. I'm just saying.
00:58:17
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Well, really? Apparently. It worked for them. Trust me. Trust me. They weren't doing that. that and they They didn't do that as a courtesy. It just naturally occurs. Yeah. It just happens. just what he had do At the end of the day, uh, it doesn't, the bar, you know, the bar is set very low.
00:58:45
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Well, it's not quite a limbo bar. It's more like a field goal.
00:58:51
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I got a sports reference right click. That's a win. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to it. But do you know what sport a field goal is in? Yes. It is foodie football.
00:59:12
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bo ball The The foosball, the devil's sport. That's the devil's devil. That's what of da ah love Kathy Bates. For real.
00:59:23
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ah watch bit do pickckle Picker wants all the smoke from from Blaze. well Blaze isn't here to defend himself right now. So volleyball. I do enjoy watching the sport of volleyball. Nothing better than Tom Cruise shirtless and a pair of blue jeans on the beach.
00:59:41
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Yeah, not what I think when I watch volleyball. i mean There's this chick I follow on TikTok.
00:59:49
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There's this girl I follow on TikTok. she She goes live a lot, but she goes live while she plays volleyball. She's really good. And I don't know what it is, but she's covered head to toe in tattoos. And and she's so captivating, dude. I never know what she's saying because I'm like,
01:00:11
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That's a cool tattoo. That's a cool tattoo.
01:00:15
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But she's an amazing volleyball player. I think she plays good volleyball professionally. I think she plays professional. But head to head to toe tattoos. The only thing that's not tattooed is her face. At least... I don't know about the covered bits, but that's my guess. She's not head to toe. She's like head to toe to neck. I would be willing to find out.
01:00:43
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I will take that burden on. I can't remember her name off the top of my head. Not all heroes were kings, Jeff. Yeah. I will sacrifice. I will sacrifice myself to find out. Let me see here. I don't think you have to go.
01:01:05
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I did a stitch or what's the one where you're side by side on on TikTok? and respond to video duet yeah i Did a do did you while back you like stitch it where where their video popped down and yours popped up or were you like no, it's it's we're side by side. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So do it Yeah, I did do it with her a while back and she messaged me afterwards because that was funny because she did she was doing a line from a movie as The girl part and I did the guy part obviously Yeah
01:01:39
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um um And she messaged me after and we've been friends, so to speak, ever since. I was a while ago. Tic-tac brands.
01:02:00
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Well, she probably does acknowledge me when when I go into her live, which shocks me because You want to talk about out of my league? Jesus. I mean, I don't think that has anything to do with anything. No, I think she's just being nice. Let's be honest. I was going to say, when I go live, I try to acknowledge everybody who comes in, not that they necessarily return the paper, but I try to say hi to everybody that comes in. Let them know, like, I see you, I see you, you know, like, don't be shy. Feel free to chime in type deal.
01:02:39
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Um There's nothing more aggravating and frustrating when you're than when you're watching a stream or that Will have them refuses to acknowledge that you say anything. Yeah, i like a fucking fuck ton of people in there and They're not and not like they just pretend like that like the chats not there yeah it doesn't exist. Yeah. Yeah, like I just wish people like I just wish people would be like Fuck this guy, just leave. I mean, you want to, you want to be there and talk to yourself and do your little circle jerk routine, then fucking do it. And you don't need the viewers. Like, I don't understand how people like I can get viewers. And then the people who like.
01:03:20
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Well, we'll have viewers and I want to acknowledge their and viewers and conversate with them. You know, they've got like to get blocked for no reason. Well, yeah, you get blocked for no reason, but you'll get like 10 fucking people there. Meanwhile, you got a thousand people watching some jerk off in front of a screen with a piece of paper that says, I'm not going to speak until somebody makes me laugh. Oh, my God. That is the that that's almost as bad as the the people that NBC. Yeah.
01:03:48
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I'm not going to say a word until my type comes in. Those people should be shot. Like, get the fuck out of here. The people who are watching it and gifting them should be put down. Agreed.
01:04:02
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just there's that I don't even go live on TikTok anymore because it's... I find it annoying, actually.
01:04:15
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Well, it might be going away on the 16 here in the States. Well, yes, but I'm not in the States and with a VPN, you can fix that. No, no, they're, they're, they're going to be blocking VPNs. Well, so you want to know to use a VPN. Uh, there's a new app that's coming about. It's called lemon eight. Uh, apparently, apparently we're already on there. I think it's by tick talk.
01:04:44
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uh apparently we're already on there and have followers nice i got a notification about that so well i found one of the other day it's called scoop i the thing i seen a thing today that said the 60s so not like anybody actually knows at the end of the day uh pecker pickled pecker uh i i don't know i i'm still i'm still of the mindset of we'll wait and see if it goes away it goes away it is what it is you know Like I said, i'm not the I'm not the biggest fan of TikTok at the end of the day. li ah It's kind of a necessary evil, say quote unquote. But it's also one of those things where if it's here, cool. If it's not cool, it is what it is. yeah i to will i will be I will be making a post either later tonight or tomorrow.
01:05:40
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letting our followers know on TikTok, hey guys, TikTok might be going away, blah, blah, blah. Make sure if you like what we're doing, make sure you follow us on our social medias. Like, come follow us, check us out, we're live seven days a week. We do reels and shorts and shit on YouTube and Instagram, so. I did find another one today. Well, I saw an ad for it. I haven't downloaded it yet. It's called Scoop. And it's very similar to like World Star.
01:06:10
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And I'm thinking about downloading it. Because every time I see an ad for it, it's just a bunch of people beating each other. Which I consider. It's a bunch of people beating each other off.
01:06:24
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what
01:06:27
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um last second but's ah Let's take a real quick break yeah and come back. and Get back. I want to talk to you guys about a little something.
01:06:48
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Well,
Listener Interactions & Engagement
01:06:51
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while you're doing that, I found that the girl I was talking about that I followed. Check this out. Nipley out. I mean, nippy out. What did I say? Nipple. There is a nip in the air, though. ah Yes, sir. She is literally covered in tattoos.
01:07:12
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Nice. Let's do. well Let's do a little James Luker with a cut from this claw. I like this off his debut album. We'll be right back here just a few minutes.
01:07:25
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there is a li in the air though
01:10:44
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Yeah, buddy, a little James Luca for your ear holes. Be on the lookout for him. Go follow him. Y'all go check him out everywhere. I'm James Luca. He's everywhere on social media. And, uh, you can stream this. He's on Spotify. You can stream his music. Shout out to him. He's got, uh, up over one camp, over one K streams a month on his music. daniel So shout out to James. Uh,
01:11:12
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Welcome back to non-sensical nonsense. Everybody. It's Saturday night. We're hanging out. We're just chit-chat and shoot the shit. Do what we do best here on a Saturday night. Um, first hour in kind of a quiet Saturday night. We'll see if we if it picks up as we go. Uh, chatter's box been going a little bit tonight. Shout out to the chatter's box. Uh, if you're not already going to check us out, we are everywhere. Facebook, Instagram, X and tick tock shows are live Monday through Sunday.
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01:12:07
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Tonight I've got the nonsensical network hoodie on You can get yourself all kinds of Network swagging gear if you'd like or you can just ah say fuck them idiots on that podcast. I want something different and she be the challenge here those Guys softka that guy Fuck ah bro, they're such nerds
01:12:35
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I want a Michael Myers cow on my t-shirt. Well, okay. She can do it as long as. To each their own. Yeah. I'm sure with AI, they can come up with that.
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01:12:52
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ah I'm sure there is as well at the end of the day, but she can do it. But, uh, welcome back. He's Jeff. I'm click. It is the open door challenge. Don't forget. If you're hanging out there, uh, watching on the old YouTube or Facebook or Twitch or whatever, and you guys want to come in and hang out with us, you are welcome to. We got the link in the chat. Once DJ jazzy Jeff drops that link one time.
01:13:17
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I'm actually, it says, so we don't get a copyright infringement. I think we're just going to call you DJ sleazy Jeff, because I think that A, that fits better. and And B, I don't want to have to really give DJ Jazzy Jeff $1.50, because he said his name on here. Poor guy. Now that you've said it twice. What's he doing these days? I don't know what he's doing these days. He's not riding Will Smith's coattail anymore. So what's he doing these days? Does anybody have the
01:13:47
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wherewithal to actually ride those coattails to be honest. Now I'm sure some people are but I don't know. I mean nobody would have ever known who DJ Jazzy was had it not been for Will.
01:14:01
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well This is true. You guys had a very successful music career and I'm just over here shitting on it. but why how successful embarley was he With or without Will Smith he's had a very successful Music career and I'm just over here shit i like fuck your whole life's work Yeah, what are you gonna do? and well Yeah, it happens at the end of the day. What do you I don't think there's any threat of him coming after us. Let's be honest. Well, I mean I
01:14:34
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If he does, I will challenge him to it physically. Yeah. Well, if he does, I will challenge him to an old school gladiator style fight to the death. And I'm pretty sure like quite in he's like five foot. Oh, yeah. But he's like, he's like a string bean. I think, yeah I think it would look, it would be a one sided fight. He's like us. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, my legs are bigger than him. I was going to say, yeah, he's a skinny dude.
01:14:59
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I mean, Uncle um Phil used to toss him like a shot put out the out the door on a freshman. You know, I've always wanted to leave like that. You can arrange that. I'm sure we could. Kind of like, ah ah what what was the goddamn comedian, Ron White, he was talking about, yeah ah yeah th throne I got thrown out of a bar. I got thrown from a bar.
01:15:28
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I didn't say we here her walked to the door and we both said goodbye. No, I was throwing him like a frisbee. I love that fucking so by six, six giant bouncers, six bouncers, possibly from a bar like I was a frisbee. I love that joke. What up, ladies? Oh, nothing. How are y'all doing? There was a pickle pecker in here talking shit about you earlier. Oh, I know you old and over the hill. I'll check it out.
01:15:59
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He called you a, he called you a, a cashed bowl. I don't know what that means, but you should totally beat that guy off later. I'll beat him. I'll beat him off later. Yeah, yeah you will. but authors We're live by the way. What's that? We're live? Well, I'm live on TikTok as well, just in case. Oh, nice. What's that like?
01:16:23
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annoying but like go live on chick toe I wanted to ask you guys, can you actually hear my speaker? I do. Is there, is there a reverberation?
01:16:36
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i don't think that's Oh, now I can hear it. Just turn off your, own turn off your background noise or turn on your background. noise Okay. On your mic. It is.
01:16:55
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to see. I'll just switch it back. They don't need to hear you.
01:17:01
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i mean I just wanted to, i as opposed to me just talking to no one and not even looking at my my phone screen and me laughing at something that you guys say, my TikTok people are going, they're all so funny. Don't worry about it. it You had to be there. You're TikTok people, what? we were You in Bathurst? but Apparently. No, I have like a few people, well, Blaze is watching now.
01:17:31
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I was, I'm out of there now. Oh, it shows your little thing. yeah But I did, but there you go. There you go. I sent you an invite, Blake. I'm declaring that. Oh wow. Well, screw you.
01:17:53
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ah No, I used to do that. I used to do that with, uh, with, uh, And I kind of want to try to do it again, but I want to get something that I can mount here. Because I used to do it when I would go live on Instagram while we were live. I would put my phone up and then show your screen. Yeah. And then and then but I think I could do that. That was bad before I started using earbuds so they could hear you guys as well. Right. so Well, and that's what I was hoping to do. But but even with the noise cancellation off of the echo, my mic still picks it up for some reason.
01:18:28
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mainly as I take the TV, the TV speakers face the microphone because it's attached to the computer. So, but, uh, I did put the bio dot.link in the description of the live so people can join the show live on YouTube. I just told Rick, if you just had to stop being a nerd, come hang out. Yeah. a Nerd.
01:18:56
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He's like, I'm grinding, I'm grinding like, I'm grinding like hell on Call of Duty, bro. Sounds like he's on Grindr. He's on Grindr, all right. He's grinding away, all right. There's a method to my madness, as always. And the reason why I played James Luca tonight was because he was supposed to have a show last night. Was it? Well, and I was kind of like, kids are coming home. I want to go.
01:19:26
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Well, hello, Mother Nature being my friend.
Travel & Event Excitement
01:19:29
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we have Yes. We had another quote unquote snowstorm that came through we got last night. You're welcome, by the way. I feel like you've rolled them. Yeah. So the the the show got canceled until next Friday. so Oh, nice. So you might be able to go now.
01:19:48
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Well, Nicki had an appointment yesterday and i at James was live on Facebook. He did a couple of songs on late on Facebook, which was cool as hell. Just him and his guitar. And I popped in there and I was like, what do you, what's what's going on? yeah you're like You're supposed to be getting ready for your show. And then I read the description and show got canceled and it's for next Friday. So Nicki came out and out of her appointment, I said, we're going to Indiana next weekend. She's like, what? yeah And so we're going to Indiana. At this point, is she even surprised? She's like, she's like. That you're like, last minute trip, let's go. And it's what we do. we We just, we just randomly take last minute trips, you know what I mean? And she's like, what's in Indiana? So we're going to go see James, the show next week. She's like, I thought it was tonight. Well, it was. Then she asked me, she's like, how far away is Indiana? And I was like, it's like a 14 hour drive. It's not that big a deal. She's like, what?
01:20:41
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what nobody like but said went on the highway i race the drove for like seventy you're good I was like, I was like, good. Indiana is our neighbor. It's just like, I clearly, I clearly don't know my stakes. I was like, it's like an hour and a half, two hour drive to where we're going. I said, I said, in all honesty, we could go right out here to 70 and jump on 70 and it's a straight fucking shot. Like it literally is. yeah that It's a straight shot all the way to where all the way to.
01:21:13
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where he's playing. So that's why I put in the group chat. Uh, Wally said he might go. I was hoping Wally would pop up here tonight. Cause I, so, so last night, so last night, you know, we had to go to the grocery store and we come home, got the girl. We go to the gym and I'm already looking at hotels and we're in the grocery store. And I found a couple.
01:21:36
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So when we were at the gym, Nikki was on the treadmill and she's like, Oh, I'll look at them while we're there. So rooms booked. We're going to Indiana for the weekend. We were going to go just for the night, but I was like, you want to stay for the weekend hours there 14 hours back. That's a lot. It's two hours. Oh, I thought you said 14.
01:21:55
Speaker
He was joking. I did. I was being a smart ass. I was being a smart ass because... I thought that seemed very hard because I can get from your house to Chicago in four. I don't think you can. No, it's seven. It's seven. Sorry, seven. Yeah. I was going to say it's like seven or eight to Chicago.
01:22:17
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It is. ah We used to do it because my family just outside of seat Indiana is our neighbor. So it takes to save a lot of time. And James and James lives like literally right on the Ohio, Indiana border. So it takes the same amount of time yeah for me for for me to get to Indiana, to get to Kentucky, to get to West Virginia, yeah to get to West Virginia. You better watch your fucking whore mouth untrackable.
01:22:45
Speaker
Oh, Daddy, bring the spankings.
01:22:50
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yeah but But no, so we we got the hotel. We got to we got we got we got the hotels booked, the hotel room booked. We're going to go for the weekend. We're going to We're gonna, we're gonna come home Sunday. I was like, you got nothing else to do, right? She's like, no. Might as well. I mean, it's fucking. And in your vehicle, it's only going to be like a tank of gas round trip. not even exactly much It might take me like three quarters of a tank. Maybe, maybe just shy of a half a tank to get there and back. Yeah, that's true. you I have a very much heavier foot than you.
01:23:35
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I mean, heavy foot or not, I set my cruise control at 75 and I go. No, but but like, I want this weird thing that when I when i pull up to a red light, as soon as it turns green, I'm gone. And it's literally all freeway. Yeah. So I mean, like the only in-town driving I'm going to do is the five minutes right here in town before I get onto the under the freeway here in town. right And then like the five minutes when we get off the freeway in Richmond and go to the hotel, and then when we go up to the up to where he's playing at, to the concert venue. But no, i'm um I'm stoked. I'm super excited. Nikki's going to make me, I'm going to have her make me a Glick's House of Music hoodie for the show. And I'm going to take James
01:24:26
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What are you traveling like that? do you Are you are you the the type of person that leaves at noon or would you wait until like five o'clock in the morning and then leave? Oh no, we're gonna leave right after Nikki gets off work. The show starts at nine. I thought the show originally started at seven, um but it starts at nine, so we'll get there about seven.
01:24:47
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uh we'll get into the hotel. I told James I'll hit him up when we get there after we get all settled in and checked in at the hotel. I'll hit him up but uh I'm gonna I'm gonna make him a t-shirt uh extra medium. Extra medium. Extra medium. Well, you know, hes he likes to show off his muscles. He's a he's a jacked up little son of a well not little. He's a big boy like me but he's not little. He's bigger than me. I mean that which is not a big accomplishment. He's a he's a he's a he's a jacked up some bit and as it Shut up, please. Nobody has to. My arms are bigger than you, Jeff. This is bigger than you. yeah you're like you're hey You're like, what's his name? ah What's the guy from ah City Slickers? I crack bigger than you. I take bigger shits than you do. which I never understood. Does that mean you poop bigger than me or you your poop is bigger than me?
01:25:45
Speaker
Either or. You choose. It's dealer's choice, Jim. Dealer's choice. admit That's a competition I don't want to be in. I'm taking a bigger chance. Boys, I have a new game for the network. I was just thinking the same thing. Boys, I got an idea. Everybody take a street shot of your next shit and we'll see who's the biggest. Whose shit is bigger? We'll that let the viewers choose. Whose shit is bigger? You have to sit on a scale and then put a ah ruler beside it so you get weight and weight.
01:26:19
Speaker
I'll have my big dogs. not that and and And then and we'll call it who shit is it anyways in our audience. has yeah do some institutes I'm in. Untrackable. You know, you're going to spend so much money on scales because I'm not cleaning the scale. I'm just going to throw it away. Untrackable. You know, you are always welcome here, brother. You don't even have to ask. Get that fucking. Exactly. That's what the. Well, you know, we love you. You know, you're a part of the family.
01:26:47
Speaker
But no, i'm super I'm super excited to go see James Live. I'm super excited to go see James Live. We're both pretty excited to meet each other in person. I think it'll be fun. I think it'll be
Humor About Personal Traits
01:27:02
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a good time. we might's go of It's really hilarious when you get to next to him and he's my size.
01:27:08
Speaker
Well, I don't think that's true, but I would never know. I'd be like, because wait a minute. You told me that you were.
01:27:20
Speaker
This is you on your height. your greggger profile said you were sixteen right you firsting you are clearly you look like to You look like Jeff. I'm just saying. You look like a better looking version of Jeff that plays guitar. What the hell? He's short and fat and I'm like wait a minute. casting me on You've been up nice on my network multiple times. What the hell buddy? This is bullshit.
01:27:49
Speaker
Bullshit. I want my money back. Look, the concert. I just don't want my money back.
01:27:55
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pay to drive here motherfu and now I'm super, I'm super stoked. We're both excited to to meet each other and and hang out. We might try to hang out a little bit on Saturday as well. like But we're there. I'm like, we got nothing else to do, man. Fuck it. Like, let's hang out in Richmond for the weekend. Richmond, Indiana, and we can go to the ah RV place. Yeah.
01:28:19
Speaker
It is our first date. I'm kind of nervous.
01:28:24
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Maybe you'll get lucky. Because you're supposed to snap with me with first date kind of nervous and put it in our Instagram story to tag on. That would be hilarious. Like every time you meet one of our one of our guests that we add on here, like somehow you end up on trackables and you take a snapshot, you take a selfie together, it says,
01:28:47
Speaker
It says that tagline on the bottom of first date, kind of nervous. That would be hilarious. That would be a great thing to continue to do. What up beast mode? How are you doing, brother? What's up beast mode? Untrackable. What's been going on with you, man? How you been, bro? We haven't seen you in a while. You popped up Tuesday night. How you been, man? I mean, have any 10-year-olds lately?
01:29:12
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just That my dreams, I'm just saying.
01:29:19
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and and I'm I'm part of this uh eastern winter storm so uh we we probably got about two maybe three inches uh but the the storm the storm finished
Weather & Fire Discussions
01:29:34
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off with instead of I was I was thinking of something I couldn't get it all fast enough I was waiting for him to finish talking but
01:29:47
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Instead of just ah a whole bunch of stuff with ice rain. So yeah, I saw that. There's a lot of ice storms around, man. I, you know, like I said at the beginning of the show, it's a great time to live in Cancun. It is 73 degrees right now. I'm just saying, I'll take, I'll take the snow over the the the freezing rain, the sleet and the ice, man. Agreed.
01:30:16
Speaker
Well, I would also take it over anything going on in California right now. Yeah. Hey, I grew up in in hurricane country and please call your even at the worst of the worst, like, you know, you can kind of float your way out of it at the worst. But but you but you can but you can't go to the but you can't go to the roof of your house that is on fire and think that you can stay there for days stay in his house for these forest fires. And he posted a video of him talking to telling his dog, it's going to be okay. While the house is surrounded by flames. I'm like, no, it's not a hundred mile an hour winds, man.
01:31:17
Speaker
The Santa Ana's man. They don't fuck around, boy. Let's go. Uh, hurricane style wins, man, that are just whipping that shit around. these were craft what What is it? Tropical storm is rated at like 75. And I'm not sure it doesn't become a hurricane until it hits 90. Oh, okay.
01:31:46
Speaker
but but you think about that instead of water it's fire like they're escaping water you know like i said you know how to swim or you can know how to keep your head above it you you can still survive but you cannot survive being on fire but help me you could I'm sure I'm sure I'm not the only one thinking it, but I'll be the only one to say it. You kind of brought this on yourselves, California. This is what we call. pi i deliberate it on me so yeah I actually have an answer for that. California took 17 million from their fire department budget.
01:32:31
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fun
01:32:36
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So if they didn't take money from the fire department the fires wouldn't have started Actually, I know what caused it a guy was just arrested because his company was burning stuff on their property and There was making jokes about their political views and opinions yeah they thes They're making the same claim about like the DEI hires like women ah or or hi women hi women yeah gets her women just saying i I don't care what you are But when you straight-up admit that you can't do
01:33:31
Speaker
What, what needs to be done in the heat of the moment and we're talking about fires here. It's like, uh, when the fires actually happen and be like, uh, well, you know, all of a sudden I quit because there's a buyer. I don't, I don't, the capabilities to, to go in there and do that.
01:33:56
Speaker
Well, I don't think it's necessarily about that. It comes down to these fires I think are unprecedented. They're so big and the winds are kicking them up. I saw a video of one of the McDonald's on fire with the wind blowing. It looked like it was straight out of an apocalypse movie. ah that That was a what I was getting at was it's not the policies that started the fires. No, I never said that.
01:34:23
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and And there will be no firefighter ever, even if you are the biggest and the baddest that that's going to come in. Prevent anything, you know, these are re responders. You know what I mean? Yeah. Steven Bulwood couldn't put out these fires. I'm just saying. Backdraft reference.
01:34:49
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Was it Steven? Hit those guts. Hell yeah.
01:34:57
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What? Why is everybody muted? Why can't I hear you? Did you say, did you say Steven dwarf? No, I said Baldwin. Which Baldwin was in, which one? Yeah. Yeah, but which one? There's like 40 Baldwin's, I don't know. Steven. No, it wasn't Steven. Steven Baldwin was in Biodo. He was in Backdraft.
01:35:24
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He might've been in both. no cause you see bal wass and there was there was No. There was definitely a Baldwin in biodome. Yes. The dumb one, the dumb ones in. No,
01:35:44
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and no stephen wass in it no he was called Steven. It was, it was, um, Oh my gosh. What's his name? William Baldwin was in that in that great vampire movie with... ah Kurt Russell and and William Baldwin.
Actor Comebacks & Movie Talk
01:36:04
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Steve Baldwin was in Biodome.
01:36:10
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William Baldwin. Didn't he do that movie with the... Oh, my God. What's that actress? She's not really an actress. She was a model. The one with the mole. Fair game.
01:36:24
Speaker
sarah faucet wait no what's her name hold on clindy cindy properwford andy crawford no yeah horrible movie i damn i was wrong again there are a lot of fucking baldwin brothers i told you there's like four hundred bold ones know you rhythms in that I thought William Baldwin was in that movie with with James Woods vampires where they were vampire ooh piece of handy a piece of game which bob one where they bob was Daniel Baldwin, I don't even know who Daniel Baldwin is Alex and William look so much alike But William is kind of the wish version. I feel like the Baldwins are that are multiplicity in real life. Remember that movie? remember that movie Oh, yes, I agree
01:37:17
Speaker
And and and each i love that movielogne each clone had a different trait. Slightly bit dumber. I feel like that's the bald one. I think they're a clone of like Alec Baldwin. like He's the original Baldwin. There was only one son, and then they just cloned him and made the rest. Because they all look identical. some Some are fatter, some are skinnier, some are dumber, some are... but I'm Which one's the gay one? All of them. I'm terrible. You could partake in a Baldwin gangbang. I'm in. How about there's a story just saying for you. What happened last night? I got gangbanged by the Baldwins. What? Nobody would ever believe. Yeah. Nobody would ever believe. It's one of those things that everybody calls it made up. You would have to record it or take a picture.
01:38:25
Speaker
they still wouldn't be found guilty.
01:38:31
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that's fake news news they could Hey, apparently you could shoot somebody in the face, but if your name's Baldwin, you're okay.
01:38:41
Speaker
right but Oh, it was an accident. What's your name? Baldwin. Oh, no, it wasn't an accident. You're a Baldwin. you know So I can, California should, should just identify as not on fire. So oddly enough, there are only four Baldwin brothers, but it seems like there's so many more. I feel like there's way more. There's Alec, Billy, Daniel, Steven.
01:39:12
Speaker
I feel like there's more. Alec, Daniel, Steven, and William. That's Billy Baldwin. Well, yeah, Billy. Yeah. William same difference, but that's it actually. No, but you ever watched, you ever watched these, um, not, not just the bald ones, but any actor where they start out and it was like, Hey, this was the role that got them into the game. And this is the role that got them.
01:39:42
Speaker
their name and it it changes things it's like oh you went from being this geeky little background thing to now you are a superhero yeah look at terry crew terry k crew fell into acting because he was he was a background actor in in training day look at Look at Jim Carrey, his first role, like his quote unquote starring role, was in a movie called Once Bitten, which is a great movie, by the way. A movie is hilarious. Yeah. And then all of a sudden he gets on and living color and blows up. And then there's the mask he's adventure and in all his movies that he's done. And, you know, he's like it or or or look at the look at the actors who were huge.
01:40:32
Speaker
RDJ, for instance, Robert Downey Jr. was huge. And then he got in trouble with the drugs and the law and everything else. And then all of a sudden, he makes this fucking comeback where he's the next second coming of Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's it's almost to the point where... And and this and this speaks volumes on on the MCU and the Marvel Universe and Disney. Just when you think you got out, they'll pull you back in. Because he was done doing Iron Man.
01:41:01
Speaker
He was done playing Iron Man. Yes. and now he's dr i have I have a dumb question for you. If you were however like of yours cast in a role like um ah that that you're known for, like Robert Downey Jr's Iron Man.
01:41:23
Speaker
As someone that doesn't have millions of dollars, why would you give that up? I get it, you want to try new things, but steady paycheck versus, quote unquote, unemployment. Well, I mean, he's not really giving it up. Well, I get it. $50 million dollars is not. And supposedly Captain America is coming back in that movie. I saw that. As, as Captain Hydra,
01:41:47
Speaker
And yeah us that that's what's your name? well wait He's coming back as an as as an agent of Hydra and that movie and and the new ah in the new Avengers movie. I think it was the new Avengers movie. We're getting all three Spider-Man again. Nice. And yeah and And apparently we're getting a fourth Toby McGuire. I've seen the thing on social media that Toby confirmed. He's putting the Spidey suit back on and coming back for a ah stand up for an MCU version of his Spider-Man. Interesting. the The inner nerd. just I enjoyed Toby. I totally enjoyed that. I liked
01:42:40
Speaker
Toby Maguire's third Spider-Man, The Goofy Dance. Garfield wasn't great, but I enjoyed it. I like I like Andrew Garfield, though. I do, too. He's not terrible. But but and as a comic book as a comic book nerd, and I know not a lot of people have read comic books like I have, what I enjoyed about the three Spider-Man was is you got three different ages of Spider-Man,
01:43:07
Speaker
which you get in the comics and you got three different personalities of Spider-Man which you got in the comic books and shout out to the MCU and Marvel for doing a good job not agining for capturing the three different the three different personalities and You know, because, you know, Spider-Man was a high schooler and then Tobey Maguire. Yeah, he was quote unquote technically in high school, but it was more college based. more it was Yeah, I was more of ah his his transition to college. Yeah. I'm excited for the new spawn. Yeah. Spawn King. I was yeah i I didn't know if anybody else was going to be excited for that. So I wasn't going to bring it up. But did you see that? Did you see the preview place or the trailer for it? No, I haven't seen it. Well, there's a trailer. ah We're talking about the last.
01:43:54
Speaker
but It's a live-action spawn. It's not really a trailer as much as it's like a confirmation and a behind-the-scenes type Look at the at the direction they're going with it. I have not seen that I'll have to check a look at looking back at the the spawn movie that I saw with ah Michael Jai white and It was good. I enjoyed it The CGI was shit, but I enjoyed it.
01:44:20
Speaker
I mean for for when it came out it was what did Danny DeVito didn't Danny DeVito play the clown No John John. john Yeah, no, it's don't tell it was it was I know it was John like a bizamo. Yes what Glick just said I love him and that honestly oh my god be John like was amo as the bad guy or not necessarily the bad guy but as the clown there was egg at home ah but yeah leader That that meant so much to me because I was coming into my own and and learning about comedy and learning about who these comedians are and the range, the range of a person. So to to see John Leguizamo as this, this evil clown in a comic book scenario,
01:45:20
Speaker
Man, it meant so much to me. ah Did you see Violent Knight? Look at Mazama, it was amazing. you where where is santa claus It was Santa Claus played by the guy from Stranger Things, but he's like this old Viking warrior. Oh, that was a good movie, Violent Knight. It was so good. Yeah, I like that.
01:45:44
Speaker
Look is coming back. Yeah, Loki. Loki's coming back Benji says here the oldest son and home improvement Yeah, Jonathan's JTT got a got arrested. Oh Yeah, I saw that. Um but yeah but Here's the thing for me with it with it with the new spawn drugs with the new spawn movie I heard that they're going they're looking like leaning towards Jamie Fox. No, no shade on Jamie Fox.
01:46:10
Speaker
Great actor. Phenomenal actor. Done some great action movies. greatest electro ah in a latest yeah He He didn't get a lot of credit for his Electro role. i Again, in my mind Jamie Foxx can do no wrong as an actor. I've enjoyed everything he's done. Even all the way back into a living color. I like his stand-up shows. But Spawn is like blade don't see like like like only Wesley Snipes bad-ass enough Only John white could be spot and I'll tell you what Michael John white It looks incredible. ah He is he is black. Don't do this I don't hate The guy don't hate man. He looks great He's still in fantastic shape out of all the celebrities that I think I could take in a fight. He is not one of them
Martial Arts & Celebrity Legal Troubles
01:47:07
Speaker
Yeah, i yeah, Michael J. White. um He's somebody. it it it It almost brings me back to like the Bruce Lee um Chuck Norris scene where it was like, hey, we have to do this scene as actors.
01:47:26
Speaker
but we're both fighters. And Michael Jai White is 100% a fighter. So- What was that movie? was a What was the movie he did with ah the kid from Hook, Rufio, something Bone? I think that's what it was called, Bones or Bone. That was where they were in prison or something like that? No, it was like street fighting. Like ah the the kid from ah Hook was like his announcer slash friend. look I'll be right back. Yeah, I like that guy. I had no idea that he was in Myrtle Beach. He was in Myrtle Beach either. Ben, but I did see that the other day that he he got he got hemmed up on some domestic violence. No, JTT, Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
01:48:23
Speaker
I got him up earlier this week for domestic violence down at Myrtle Beach. It's blood and bone. That's what the movie was called. Oh, yeah. Dude, he's done so many, like, B, C movies, whatever you want to call them. ah but Well, he was in the Never Back Down series, too. Yeah, he was in that. He did a movie. He did a movie where it was, like, prison, underground fighting, and he and Kimbo Slice was in it, and it's so funny yeah because He's talking to Kimbo about speed and in in but and and blocking. And he was like, all right, you know, block this punch. And he threw a punch at full speed. And that dude's lightning. Boom. And Kimbo blocked it. And then he threw a punch slow, like a slow punch. And Kimbo couldn't block it. Kimbo didn't even. He was just like, what the hell? He didn't know how to block it. And he was breaking down. There's a movie that he's in.
01:49:20
Speaker
And I can't remember the name of it. and And he and he does like this, you know, you know, RDJ's Sherlock Holmes, how he like breaks down what he's going to do. And they there's a movie and he's in like a gym and he's training. And then there's just like super arrogant m MMA asshole. and and And he's as he's training, he's breaking down each move, the opponent of the move. And then he like gets in the ring and he basically tells the guy not to be such a prick. And the guy's like, what are you going to do about it? Blah, blah, blah. And they get and they spar.
01:49:50
Speaker
But as they're sparring, he's it shows him breaking down exactly what he's going to do, why it's going to work, why it's going to happen. And then it flashes to the actual fight scene where he just destroys homeboy. Just fucking absolutely fucking destroys. I love that. I love that. Like that Sherlock Holmes as break down how they that was probably my favorite thing about that movie, because in all honesty, ah the RDJ Sherlock Holmes film was was ass. But what?
01:50:19
Speaker
No, but even even even his when he did that dramatic role of why did I get married to? With ah the j yeah the i was like the order with the the guy that does Medea, what's his name? Oh, ty Tyler Perry. Yeah, he did that movie. That was actually a really good movie. Janet Jackson was in that.
01:50:47
Speaker
Hold on a second, Ben. I got to figure out who that is. Who is it? Oh, Zachary Tybrian. Zachary Tybrian. Yeah. That's right. JTT was the youngest or the middle one. Yeah. Why did you get arrested? yeah I don't remember. Domestic domestic violence.
01:51:10
Speaker
You're rich. What do you have to beat up on somebody for? I don't think he's all that rich, bro.
01:51:17
Speaker
I'm sure he's not hurting. Holy shit, his birthday's the day before mine. We're the same age. That explains so much.
01:51:28
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, he was in a really bad sci-fi version of Thor in 09. Really? He apparently invested the furious Tokyo Drift. I know one. Yeah, he was the guy, he was the asshole in the Viper. In the beginning of the movie.
01:51:47
Speaker
One of those kids who said always get in trouble. I think that's him. Wasn't the youngest wasn't the young it wasn't the youngest one like a crackhead? Didn't he get into a bunch of shit? You know, I thought he or was that no, I thought he. No, I thought I thought that was him. ah Brad, the the youngest one is out actually now like a director or some shit. I thought there was one of them. I didn't think it was I didn't think it was him that had he looks like a fucking crackhead bull shit well Jonathan Taylor Thomas he kind of pretty much quit acting as he he blew up huge in the 90s and then just stopped who Jonathan Taylor Thomas yeah that's why bunched movies but he he's he was in that he was a jungle to jungle and he was
01:52:46
Speaker
He played the voice of Simba and the Lion King.
01:52:53
Speaker
Jungle to Jungle, wasn't that a Tim Allen movie? No, it's a Chevy Chase. A vegan food truck in California. That's if it hasn't caught on fire. Would you like to roll it out on fire? Being vegan. Again, in California, you're probably on yourself. Stop having so many vegans and, you know,
01:53:15
Speaker
That's what it is. I blame Dean. You sons of bitches booed the Hulkster at Raw on Monday night. I never want to catch you. You booed the Hulkster and now you're on fire. And now you're on fire. You can't boo. That's the consequences of your actions. You don't get to boo Hulk Hogan. They did. And.
Humorous Fire Stories
01:53:37
Speaker
Oh man, you're a kid.
01:53:39
Speaker
and What are you gonna do brother? you
01:54:05
Speaker
Yeah. He did it so fast. He got to oil up. He got to oil up before. He said, I can hear your house's burning mother. That's because because he he took on the baby oil. Yeah.
01:54:23
Speaker
She just stopped. We just go get water from the ocean and pour it on the fire. Have you seen what salt does to cars in the Midwest in the wintertime? What do you think is going to happen? Salt is very corrosive. Yes. Yes. But let's be honest. if If your house is burning, you'll use any kind of water to make up just a second.
01:54:51
Speaker
yeah i so damn done rather andt corroed in burn right what's what's that untraable what were you saying but Yeah, I saw one meme where it was something like a picture of ah a bulldozer about to remove um ah but an abandoned Mercedes from the middle of the road. And ah it said something about, oh, so we've resorted to destroying priceless cars ah You know to stop these fires and it's like bro. Yeah Two two two things that made me laugh these two things have made him laugh about this whole fire thing the celebrities those these millionaires who are all buying wine and and cry they leave my houses burn Shut fuck up nobody gives up aren't most of you aren aren't most of you supposed to be leaving the country anyways ah sory and then second thing was
01:55:50
Speaker
There was an interview that happened. And the gentleman who was being interviewed was talking about the neighbors coming together and making sure they're moving fucking cars and getting things out of the way. So fire trucks and fire crews can get through to combat this, like, you know, a normal human being. And and the reporter asked me, he said, what's your name? And he's like, well, my name's Steve Gutenberg. No idea who Steve Gutenberg is.
01:56:15
Speaker
Yeah. Shout out to Gutenberg because he he was literally trying to evacuate and he saw a bunch of people and help to them. Yeah. The fact that- Like a real cop should. It's just a fact that they don't, nobody, it really goes to show that you peaked in the eighties, brother. And now we grew up in Gutenberg and and we love Gutenberg. Exactly. I love Steve Gutenberg.
Celebrity Advocacy & Public Reactions
01:56:40
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I thought he was great. ah please Yeah, please stand about it.
01:56:45
Speaker
You got to understand like how we met Steve Gutenberg. He is not young anymore. And he's still out trying to do the right thing. Yeah. Like he's definitely not on PG Diddy's list. I'm just saying he's not all heroes where it keeps Steve. You're a hero. You're a hero in the nonsensical network size. Cheers to Steve.
01:57:13
Speaker
Cheers. I can't remember that the chick's name. There's a there's a dark haired. I want to say like Whitney Cummings type of chick. It's a celebrity. She was crying as she was leaving her house, her multi-million dollar house, because she had to leave her podcasting studio behind. And I was like, maybe the rock was coming.
01:57:41
Speaker
California is definitely smelling what the rock is cooking Maybe more dude, maybe more got destroyed on social media because she started to go fund me because her house burn She got fucking destroyed on social media, bro. I think she should Well that That was another thing that I saw. It's like, oh my God, all these rich people now have to go evacuate to their other home. ah great yeah Again, weren't most of these celebrities leaving the country anyways, because Trump is president now? Mandy Moore, blaed to answer your question, she was she started out as a pop singer in the 90s. She came out around the same time as like Britney Spears.
01:58:31
Speaker
and look you mean she looks familiar she made the voice for the girl from Tangled that, in my opinion, way prettier than Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears, and 100% more talented. I think she's got a beautiful voice on her. But then she became an actress. And she's she's done a fuck ton of movies. She did some Disney stuff. She's actually a good actress. She's done some Hallmark shit, like Hallmark and Lifetime shit, I think. But she's done some other movies. she's She's actually not a terrible actress and or singer. I think she's a really good singer. And she's super pretty.
01:59:07
Speaker
ah But yeah, she put out, she started to go fund me because her house worked out and the internet went, they went balls deep on her real quick in a hurry. That's pretty telling for a good reason though. Yeah. I mean, it justly deserved at the end of the day. Like, come on now. Like, I mean, they you literally have people in this country that are barely getting by or people that are living paycheck to paycheck.
01:59:36
Speaker
and And we have celebrities in California that have more money than they know what to do with better. Oh, my multimillion dollar home bird. And I understand you lose things that are irreplaceable. I understand that happens. It happens. A lot of people, you know, yeah you lose big shares that says like, Hey, I want to retire early and take care of my family.
02:00:00
Speaker
And, uh, I'm really not a special person, but yada, yada, yada. And people be like, why don't you get a job? Why don't you invest? so They'll give me advice out the yin yang, but you take somebody that got tens of millions of dollars off of residuals, uh, for 15 minutes of their time. And next thing you know, they got to go fund me and they're like, Oh, my house burned down. And Hey.
02:00:30
Speaker
ah if you if you're gonna rip me apart for saying hey ah I'm saying let me live the the dream based off of these tiny little donations but you're rich as fuck and you're you're asking for the help of the people ah even rich people look at other rich people like nah fuck you yeah get the fuck on what up shaman What up with you, brother? There he is. Hey. John McSmith. What's going on with you, John McSmith?
02:01:09
Speaker
I don't know if he's going to punch us out and then offer a yeah punch us out, man. Or we're punching out the competition. We're hitting the flip side for being so good. Don't forget, guys, we have a target for their hate.
02:01:26
Speaker
One of the two. We have the open door challenge. Neither would surprise. It is the open panel Saturday
Open Panel & Food Cravings
02:01:30
Speaker
night. Everybody and anybody is welcome to pop in and hang out with us. All you got to do is click that link right there in the chat box. We're just kind of rambling on. It's typical Saturday night. We don't come in here with anything. We just kind of chat about whatever comes up and whatever happens. Just trying to get my buzz on. Belize can appreciate that. Yeah. I got my buzz on last night.
02:01:55
Speaker
Yeah. Blaze was enjoying some burger weed earlier. Burger weed. Yeah, I did. I did. something burger they they They got those new, they got those melts back and I like your bacon, bacon milk. I like anything with bacon. Let's be honest. I feel like, I feel like, and let me, let me ask you, let me ask you this place because you are the resident weed smoker. And you know, I know, uh, I know, I know untrackable and I, we, we like to dabble in the drinking world. I don't know if I'm tracking.
02:02:24
Speaker
dabbles in the weed world. But is there something so like if you sit down for a good meal, whatever your good meal is, hu like to have a joint or a bowl, a company said meal, does that add like sometimes if I go to a restaurant, I'll get a steak and a baked potato and I'll order a beer. I'm only going to have one beer with dinner. But that beer,
02:02:53
Speaker
just really accompanies that meal. It just, it's like, it's like, it's just the tip. It's just like, kind of i go agree yeah I don't like, I don't, I don't partake while I'm eating. I might do it work as you know, helps the appetite and then after to help with digestion. So I mean like, like before or after, does it just kind of put that meal over like, just give it that extra little, little something that you needed for that meal. Sometimes I'll eat too much and I'll i'll burn, I'll burn a little bit just to relax my stomachs off. Like, it tricks, it tricks my, instead of feeling over full, like it, you know, it tricks me into not being full of you. Nice, nice little bacon yum. Yeah. From the shaman, shaman dabbles. I think you do more than dabble, my friend. I've been in more, I've actually been on your show and I've been in, in the chatter's box in the cheap sheet on more than a few of your, your shows, my friend. I think you do more than a little dabble.
02:03:54
Speaker
shavi says he loves a dabble war he is you ah dad indeed yeah And then after he eats, makes the food taste better, he says. but That's not saying that little, that little, that little extra, I don't, I mean, I can't, I can't find the words. It's that like, I'm seeing on the cake. the perfect perfect company no Yeah. so so why times So let's say like, I'm,
02:04:22
Speaker
I'm hungry and I go to Burger King and I eat like a waffle meal. like I'm full as fuck. But if I smoke a joint before, like I'm extra hungry and I eat that waffle meal, like I'm, I'm good. Like I'm not going to talk. Yeah. Like I'm not going to, I actually Taco Bell is like a great stoner place to go to, but I'm not going to Taco Bell.
02:04:45
Speaker
and having a beer with my Taco Bell. Now I will drink and now there's times a a lot of times where it's like I drink a lot and then I want Taco Bell because when you're drunk Taco Bell is fucking delicious. It's delicious anytime but it's extra delicious when you're drunk. But certain restaurants certain restaurants that I go to and you know like what can I never remember it's like the fancy steakhouse here in town because we have we have text old for Golden crowd? Yep. Golden crowd doesn't serve beer, but man, if they did, man, if they did, bro you want to talk about, dude, especially if it was added into the buffet. Could you imagine ah you can you very all you can drink, all you can eat? Bro, we might, I'm trackable. and I might be onto something. you You down to go into the restaurant business with me, brother? We might be onto something. He said, he said thumbs down.
02:05:42
Speaker
No hands. Man, I would never leave Golden Corral. I would drive the hour to the closest Golden Corral if you could get beer with your buffet. But no, we we yeah we have Texas Roadhouse, we have tumbleweed, and and what is the other one that we, Longhorn, Longhorn. So when I go to littlehorn Longhorn, Longhorn, now nothing against Texas Roadhouse. Texas Roadhouse has phenomenal fucking food and phenomenal fucking steaks.
02:06:11
Speaker
But I you know i just barely seldom do I get a beer when I go there with dinner. But every time I go to Longhorn, I get a beer to go with my dinner. It's just that that beer with their steak and their and their and their meal just adds a little. Steak and beer go together, though. They're like, yeah, yeah, they really do. they But like I said, certain certain they're like, I'm not going to Applebee's and getting a beer with my steak. I mean, I might get a beer when I'm at Applebee's, but it's just because I want to have a beer or two. It doesn't really accompany the meat.
02:06:41
Speaker
I don't, yeah, we, we, we for me is not, not, not the same way with beer. Like I understand what you mean by carrying beer with your food or wine or something like that. We eat to me, it's not like a trackable might be out, but Benji's on board with me. The buffet beer buffet. We're going to Benji. I think we're going into the restaurant business, brother. We're going to have a buffet. We're going to have a buffet.
02:07:06
Speaker
and I could be a tough one because so I don't accompany my my substances that I do for recreation or ah man medicinal uses ah with my food.
02:07:25
Speaker
um ah ah have Beer is good for whatever ails you. Well, I said, as I said both, so it doesn't matter what it is or how you use it. But I separate that from food and, um, I'm very well versed in what is like good food. Uh, but at the same time, I'm ah um'm very well versed in the food universe as it is.
02:08:04
Speaker
to where it's like, Hey, uh, what matches your timeframe, what matches your wallet and what matches your stomach? Uh, they could all be on different levels, but when you get that opportunity to, to match that, uh, where you are right now, and Hey, then go home.
02:08:29
Speaker
and drink your beers and smoke your weed or smoke your weed and drink your beers and then decide what you want to eat. But thinking that yeah but you drink too many beers, then the next thing you know, you're just ordering Uber Eats. Yeah, I was going to say, but, but, but, but, but, when you're but, but, but beer and weed hunger can, can be troublesome at times.
02:08:51
Speaker
Agreed. And dangerous on the wall. If I'm really drunk, next thing I know, it two o'clock in the morning, and if I'm really drunk, I'm looking at DoorDash and I'm like, 47 fucking burritos from Taco Bell. It's like going to the grocery store. ah You shouldn't do it. yeah The next morning and I wake up and I'm like, why are there 35 burritos on the counter? And Mickey's like, you ordered 47 of them last night, Stu. But I'm like, why would I do that?
02:09:22
Speaker
forty seven your lingo i can second breathe Like ah I was at work and I Was I was so hungry so hungry Like so I was imagining this if you've ever heard of it. It's called a mukbang Where?
02:09:44
Speaker
that is so weird you you You get an entire parties Worth of food in front of you and you just go to town on it and like It's not even necessarily a challenge to where like you eat it all and it's free No, you're just gonna get like the Super Bowl platter. You're gonna have the wings. You're gonna have burgers You're gonna have fries. You're gonna have chips grab You gonna have everything in front of you and you just shove it down your face You are going to make a mess
02:10:19
Speaker
You're gonna you know, it's gonna get in your hair ah ah as a beautiful individual For sure he's not but he's not But but that's how I felt when I was at work and when I left it was like, ah you know, I did what I did I went to ah You know down here where I am. We got a place called cookout and Yeah, do they got more milkshakes, man Yeah, but I was craving cheeseburgers. So I got two big doubles cheddar style coffee.
02:11:04
Speaker
It cost me 10 bucks, but yeah, I got cheddar cheese in my beard probably. You made a mess. I've had those i've had those burgers before.
02:11:16
Speaker
You know, um but you know what? I was I was ready to spend $100 on the mug bang. But at the same time, I was like, you know what? There's no way in reality that I could eat that much food. So let's do what I do. So I got the two cheeseburgers and and I stuffed my face.
02:11:44
Speaker
But if I'd have got another $10 worth of cheeseburgers, bro, I wouldn't have been able to walk anymore. Speak for yourself. cook out You know what else cookout does and and and does pretty well. and And I'm a bit of a snob when it comes to these. Uh, so, you know, respect, give, I'll give them the respect they deserve. They do a hell of a Coney doll.
02:12:11
Speaker
Oh, I love it. Chili cheese, chili cheese, a chili cheese dog with cheese on it and mustard. See now I'm spoiled lazy shaman. Did you trade the drink for the smoke? Shaman says he rarely drinks anymore. Shaman, you are to be a stranger, man. You are more than welcome. No, not up here. I lived in, you forget. I lived in Charleston for 10 years. And, and, and this is, this is, this is the sweet part. Cookout.
02:12:37
Speaker
Their, their, their company had a contract with Orkin and guess who had four cookouts on his route that I went to once a month. So guess who went to cook out four times a month. And because I was their Orkin man, and I got there right at, you know, before they opened, but they had everything going and ready, I got free lunch. So I'll give you some fries, two to three Cody dogs and a large milkshake. And it was game on. Don't ask. I don't know about the truck for the next 20 minutes. but don't forget i lose i' have pretend milksha
02:13:18
Speaker
Glick's milkshake brings on the voice of the art. Don't really drink. Ah, there you go. Amen. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Ain't nothing wrong with that. we we We all have our our conveniences. No, no. You know what I do miss? Not a big fan. We have Bojangles. We have Bojangles here in town. You know what I do miss, though, is Zaxby's.
Fast Food Debates & Surprises
02:13:42
Speaker
I'm not a big fan of Bojangles. Bojangles is Bojangles is overrated. ah Their biscuits are dry as fuck. But I miss Zaxby's.
02:13:54
Speaker
exactly um but the Yeah, but you know what? Every Popeyes is in the ghetto. so in the go we got Is the chicken really worth getting shot over?
02:14:05
Speaker
ah also also so also good chicken the The thing about Popeyes is that they offer seafood. Whereas like Bojangles is chicken KFC is chicken. You you know what I mean? Chicken places. Popeyes, Popeyes offers, uh, the, the popcorn shrimp. And I swear to God, every single time we're on a road trip and Popeyes is on the menu. It's like, Hey, pull over. There's a Popeyes. I get the shrimp. I don't get the chicken. And you know what else I get? Biscuits.
02:14:44
Speaker
you go ahead and guess because it's not the best thing to have when you're on a road trip liver chicken liver no i get the i get the popcorn shrimp but then we're goingnna stop every exit that is available as far as we go here
02:15:12
Speaker
Not a big fan of Popeyes, but I was spoiled being from up here. We had Raisin Canes. That's my champ. Being from Ohio originally, Raisin Canes is my champ. When I got down to Charleston, there was a Zaxby's right across the street from our our our our housing development. Yucky. A little gross, long gone, so was Nicky. Nicky likes that place. I know.
02:15:38
Speaker
But Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, at that. Let's fucking go. What? Jackets, jackets, whatever. I believe jackets win tonight. We are tied with the lightning and the wild card on points and we are one point behind stupid fucking Boston for the last place in the playoffs. Let's fucking go, jackets. What you talking about, Willis? Hockey. Yeah, go Kings. Sports. You go no, untrackable.
02:16:10
Speaker
ah You got now you go hell. No, I, I don't, I got obese with the canes, but not a big pop box fan, man. I was spoiled with raising canes. And then I found Zach's bees. I seen somebody said Zach's bees is so greasy. I don't, I never thought they were really all that greasy. I've only, I've only had them. I didn't, I never had exact speeds until last year. I've only ate there once.
02:16:40
Speaker
And I didn't think they were too bad. They were definitely better than Ron Johnson. I won't say they're better than Kings though. Kings is my shit. Kings is the best chicken, chicken place on the planet in my opinion. My mother my mother's family was from, uh, was from Lexington, Kentucky. And when we would go and visit, uh, the grandparents and we would go to church.
02:17:08
Speaker
after church grandpa would always stop by and get ah you know the the meal of the the you know the restaurant chicken and but he would go to what he even in Kentucky he would go to Bojangles I'm not I'm not gonna hate on Bojangles I don't like their biscuits their chickens good the biscuits are disgusting Raising canes has some phenomenal fucking sweet tea um I'm just trying to catch up with your guys's comments. Give me one second I slowly just started drinking less off. Hey, man, ain't nothing wrong with that. I did the same thing I typically only drink on Saturday nights. It's a rare occasion that I drink throughout the week ah When I drink I drink heavy
02:18:01
Speaker
Uh, yeah. Raising canes is awesome, man. And the cool thing about it was I didn't even realize that there was raising canes down in Charleston until I started working at Orkin and I had two of them on my route and I was like, Oh, you got to be fucking kidding me. Y'all been hold out on me. Y'all been, y'all been hiding a secret from.
02:18:18
Speaker
from me uh don't like Long John Silver's big iced tea baby. I know I have to say sweet tea because there are northerners here and they don't understand down south you just order a tea and you know you don't have to ask for sweet tea because it's gonna be sweet. What the hell was that? Definitely go canes. I got no beef with the I ain't got no beef with the canes man. I grew up a pins fan Uh, we didn't get the blue jackets until 2000. Um, I was 18, but I grew up a pins fan still love the pins. Uh, but I'm a diehard blue jackets fan as well. Um, it's funny because they're in the same, um, in the same division and they're kind of conference rivals or divisional rivals. Uh, last, uh, the other day they played each other and it's one of those times when the, when the jackets and pins lay each other, it's like, yeah, whatever happens happens. I'll be happy.
02:19:11
Speaker
And they fucking ended the game in a tie. So I was like, can't get better than that. When you, when you're two favorite teams in a tie, you know what I mean? Um, I haven't had Zach's bees in over a decade, man. I miss Zach's bees. I really do. That is, that is one of the food, one of a few food places. We'll say that is the only fast food place that I miss down in Charleston is Zach's bees.
02:19:34
Speaker
it second i can say Yeah, I'm the kind of sports fan like I don't know anybody that's on the team I didn't watch the game but when when my local label wins You you best believe but I'm on that train and I will hang on I will hang on to that Stanley Cup until they get another one. You know what I mean? Well, what's cool is we have um we actually um in my building that I work in we have for, I think it's, I think we have four blue jackets players that live there. It's right across the street from the arena. Like I work right across the street from the arena and I, and I see one on a regular basis, super nice guy, but man, it blows my mind. Hockey players, not very big. Like I'm bigger than him. Uh, yeah. so man I was lucky enough to, um, when, uh, Brenda Moore.
02:20:34
Speaker
uh went down to the canes uh i got ran into him on running on the beach uh down at rightsville beach wilmington north north carolina nice and rod brendamore i i swear to god he's like five seven and i'm i'm a youngster i'm young i'm much younger than him um i'm 41 right now and this he's an elder and he's somebody that i grew up watching
02:21:24
Speaker
Yeah. You know, I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that like, you know, the one hockey player that I see too and see and talk to, I probably see him multiple times. away like He is in great shape. Don't get me wrong. He's in great shape, but he's still a little guy compared to, to, to me, uh, shaman. If you ever get the opportunity to to to try raising canes, do jump all over, even if you're not hungry.
02:21:53
Speaker
If you're not hungry and you're driving by one. Go get you a caniac with a large tea. You can put it in the refrigerator and eat it later. that They like canes holds up. It's good leftovers. Get you a caniac with a large iced tea. And I promise you, you will not be in a cane sauce. Oh my God. I've said it a million times. I will eat a baby's foot dipped in cane sauce. He's a caniac. Caniac.
02:22:20
Speaker
that not happen If you get a caniac, uh, make them wear a condom. I swear to God.
02:22:30
Speaker
Uh, the only tea is sweet. Yes, sir. Yes. There is there, you know, but I'm also, I understand that I am a rarity from the north. I, when, when I asked for a sweet tea or a tea, I expected it to come sweeten.
02:22:48
Speaker
But when you're in the north, you have to specify that you want a sweet tea. yeah So without when i first when I first moved to Charleston, my ex-wife and I, we went out to eat one night and it was like our first like actual date night. I wanted to eat before we went out and started drinking and whatever. And I asked the waitress, I said,
02:23:11
Speaker
She's like, you know, came over. She's like, what can I get you all to drink? blabbty Blah, blah, blah. And I was like, can I get a sweet tea? and she's she She said, oh, honey, you must not be from around here. She said, the only thing we have is sweet tea. I said, that's what I want. And then she's like, and she brought it over. and She's like, just so you know, because I told her we were you know, you sometimes you chitchat with your waiters or waitresses. And I told her, you know, we just moved down here. We've been down here about a couple of weeks, whatever.
02:23:38
Speaker
And she asked, she said, where are y'all from? I said, Oh, we're from Ohio. And she's like, well, just so you know, you can just order a tea and it's going to come sweet. You don't have to specify. And I was like, Hey, that's my kind of people. Oh, but, um, yeah, I do. That's all I drink, man. And the sweeter, the better there. There's no such thing as too much sugar and tea. I take the sugar jar and I just pour tea into it and call it a day.
02:24:07
Speaker
I feel the sweeter the T, the sweeter the D. Yeah, yeah. Dude, you talk about living 15 miles from the arena. whos I work and every day right across the street from nationwide arena. I have four players in my buildings and and and I have i have been to one Blue Jackets game since I've been home. And that's thanks to Wally. Wally, I don't know if you're still out there and got your ears on. So Wally hooked me up with preseason tickets right after I got home. It was Blue Jackets and Penguins. and And I haven't been to a game since. I should be like, I should hit up one of the players and be like, hey.
Sports Memories & Sweet Tea
02:24:53
Speaker
Hook a bro up with ah some some some free tickets.
02:24:56
Speaker
You know what I mean? Now back in the day, um when the Blue Jackets, when the franchise first came to Columbus, I was working for Kroger's and I've told you guys this before, the first like two, three seasons, man, we were at like every home game right on the, right behind the, right behind the bench. We got tickets for like dirt cheap. And depending upon who they were playing, like,
02:25:22
Speaker
If they were playing a team, we hated like the red wings or the Blackhawks or the Bruins or something like that. We would buy our tickets right behind the away teams bench and just spend the whole game just harassing and talking shit to the players. Some of the teams are cool. Some of the teams, some of the players, even though we hated the teams, some of the players are really cool. They would, they would, they would shirt back. They would shirt back and talk shit back to us and then at the end of the game, you know, they'd reach up and high five us and stuff like that.
02:25:52
Speaker
Um, but it was always, it was always fun, man. I love going to hockey games. Uh, don't, you know, I'm a, I'm a huge hockey fan. I don't know, like all the rules and like, I can break down football. Like it ain't nobody's business, but I just, in I just enjoy going to watch hockey and I can watch hockey on TV. Hockey is just as enjoyable on TV. No, but it's better in person.
02:26:17
Speaker
Well, yeah, you can hear, you can hear them hitting the puck on the ice. You hear that when they, when they break, when they, when they stop fast, you hear the ice ah skates stop on the ice. Yeah. You hear the body checks. Like it's, you can hear it on TV too. Yeah. Yeah. You don't need to, you don't need to measure your sugar. You just, you just eye that shit, man. I like to make, it I like to make alex like my tea with a diet coma.
02:26:45
Speaker
Yeah, I like to make so i like to make sun tea. And if y'all don't know what sun tea is. Ooh, sun tea's good. Yeah, man. And and i'll and i'll put i'll put like I'll put like three to four lemon slices in it. And and and then when it's then when it's done, bring it in and add my sugar. And it's literally just, it's my taste. i don't I don't measure anything out. I just dump sugar in it, literally dump sugar in it, and I stir it up, and I taste it. And if it's not quite where I wanted to it, then I dump more sugar in it.
02:27:14
Speaker
And if it's some people are like, Oh, this is way too sweet. I'm like, well, to me, it's right on the money. like alex sure that that That means something to me as well, because I used to be, uh, somebody that had to make tea. And if you want sweet tea, yeah it has to, it has to come from the start of making the tea.
02:27:42
Speaker
It's, you know, you don't just pour sugar into, uh, an already made drink and think, Oh, that's sweet. tea you You don't just put lemon into a tea and be like, Oh, well I got lemon in my drink. It all comes from the, the longterm sit there. And yeah to me, to me, that's what makes a good.
02:28:11
Speaker
Flavor rather than be like, okay I'm gonna give you this random playing thing and you you put whatever you want in it. It's all gonna sink to the bottom I just I just i just want to say yeah I love you guys for knowing what suntie is and that me that That means a lot to me because I say that I've said that to people and they look at me like I'm retarded I understand I am retarded I
02:28:37
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But don't look at me like I'm retarded when I say things, because it's a thing. no yeah it's sos all about um It's all about the process, man. but you have When you take that big jug of water and you put the tea bags in it and you drop the lemons in it, you know it doesn't all go to the bottom. It filters throughout. So you get that lemon taste.
02:28:57
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Sometimes, depending on if I have the time for it, I'll go out during the process and add sugar and mix it in so it gets to sit out there with the sugar in it. Ah, there you go. That explains a lot. Shaman was born in Georgia. There you go. All right. Where are you at now, Shaman? You don't have to like, what state are you in, if you don't mind me asking? Are you still in Georgia? That explains a lot, Shaman.
02:29:26
Speaker
Yeah, man. Like, like, I'm telling you guys, I don't belong in Ohio. I might've been born here, but I um i don't belong in Ohio. I'm Southern. I'm Southern, man. Hey, I grew up a bit of my ah childhood and in Dayton. So we did our skating at, ah ke was it Kettering Arena?
02:29:49
Speaker
First and foremost, I just want to say, I'm sorry. because dayton's no but not very nice it It is what it is. And, good but yeaht help but we don't but then we but but um, you know, my mother retired and moved from right. Pat and moved to, uh, Wilmington.
02:30:14
Speaker
So we went from, okay, whatever the hell Ohio was to the you know hurricane country, but I was so thankful. So I am so thankful to have grown up in my formative years ah next to the coast, regardless of what we went through as a family, regardless of what we went through ah naturally ah as far as, you know, because, you know, just like people are on fire on the West coast and there's snow outside right now. yeah I'm very thankful to have been that close to the ocean, regardless of oh what it gave me. ah you Shaman. Shaman. You're one of ours. You're one of us, bro. You're from Florida.
02:31:10
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Florida and Ohio are basically the same.
02:31:16
Speaker
We're in Florida. We're in North Florida and you guys are Southern Ohio. You guys are South Ohio. Was your mom an Air Force fan? You said, right, Pat? Or did she just work there? No. yes um Almost everybody in my family were went down that road. and And I did too. But I didn't go to Air Force Road.
02:31:41
Speaker
But at at the same time, it's like when, when, when you get to experience a place, it becomes less about why you're there or who put you there. It's by, Hey, what is here? You know, you can put me in Texas.
02:32:04
Speaker
I forget what my job is sometimes because, uh, I'm, I am soaking it up so much of what is Texas. You can put me in South Korea. It's the same job I was doing in Texas. How about we soak up some of this? That that's what I get. That's what I get out of, out of, out of life. You know what I mean? Yeah.
02:32:34
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Wilmington, Ohio, that's down South, isn't it? The Southern. yeah No, no, no, no, no. Not Wilmington, Ohio. Wilmington, North Carolina. No, no, no. I know you're in North Carolina. A shaman said he has family in Wilmington, Ohio.
02:32:51
Speaker
Well, that that sounds like this sucks. And now he can't find his grinder. Did you check? Did you have a folder for your apps? We found it. Oh, okay. Yeah. You found your, you found your grinder app.
02:33:03
Speaker
okay Yeah. Good, good, good, good. Orlando. Use your fingers, pull that butt apart. Yeah, man. Yeah, go old school.
02:33:20
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ah That's cool. Attractable. What ranks in the military were you in? Did you go? Were you in the military? Yeah, I was an army cook for six years. Okay. I was going to say, yeah, you, you, you come across like an army guy, not a, not in a bad way. You just, I just had that impression of the army guy. Um, on triangle, you're like, I just go where the job takes me. I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick the shit out of 10 year olds. I'm in Texas. I'm in Korea. I'm just here for, I'm just here for the job and I'm all out of bubble gum.
02:33:56
Speaker
Sure. It take goes, it goes, it goes the same. Even if you go on vacation, we go someplace like, uh, I, I've been to, I've been to England. I was on vacation. I was not there for a service thing. I went to Amsterdam for the the sole purpose of smoking weed freely. Uh, I was, I was not, that was not a service related thing.
02:34:24
Speaker
But but going places and meeting people means so much to me like yeah they grew into So so when your job takes you there, you know sometimes the job becomes Automatic it's like if if you don't know what you're doing. I don't know what to tell you but if you do know what you're doing and you go someplace and Take in the place. You know what I mean? Exactly. Don't be like me and never leave your house.
02:35:03
Speaker
Yeah. I don't know, dude. I've seen that picture the other day. I left my house for the first time in three years today. I'm afraid I, I, what? Shut up. I did. I actually went to work today. I was talking about that last night. I went to work.
02:35:20
Speaker
Did you go to your in-laws last week? That doesn't count. Okay. It doesn't count because that it's a familiar place. sub And it was only for a few hours. Oh, okay. What would you do at work today? What are you doing for work? I'm um um' actually, I took a job with my old boss. I'm i'm actually selling tours again to the different tour destinations here in Cancun. Oh, okay. And so I sold like $300 worth of tours today and I made myself a quick $200.
02:36:01
Speaker
Which if if I play it right, I can pretty much go the entire week without leaving the house again.
02:36:18
Speaker
I thought maybe that's why we lost his grinders like is your i it's on his phone like you wait anywhere on his little read you wake up with weed crumbs all over your fucking bed and so i am had to go. I had to go get some more beverages and take a piss. I had to make my bladder ladder. And all I heard was Jeff talking about. Well, I heard the whole conversation. Jeff's talking about I left my house for the first time in three years. please What? Shut up. ah
02:36:49
Speaker
Basically, I will re innovate. I will re edify. I left my house for more than four hours at a time. You'll re-what? Edify. Re-edify? How about re-iterate? Yeah. That too.
Humorous Language Debates
02:37:08
Speaker
Who's re-edify? Hold on a second. Hold on a second. before i make you Before I call you stupid, and and maybe I'm stupid, is re-edify a thing? ah Yes, it's re-educate. I think he's right. I know I'm right. Look at him. He's looking it up. He doesn't fucking believe me.
02:37:29
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Re-edify.
02:37:34
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Ha! You're fucking stupid. What's it mean? It means to rebuild or restore something. Same thing. Not re-educate. Same difference. No, it's not. It's the same difference. If I rebuild a fucking house, I'm not re-educating the guy. I rebuilt my statement. No. You're an idiot.
02:37:55
Speaker
yeah No, I stand with Jeff. The fact that you had to look up the word shows how dumb you actually are. No, it just shows out how much he doesn't trust your vocabulary. Yes. but Well, let's be honest. I don't think he's ever trust my vocabulary. but also But also, as a guy who makes up his own words, I say irregardless like a motherfucker. And I'll die on that hill. That's true. That's real the world. That's real world. And I will die on that hill. I have a lot of... No, it's ill regardless.
02:38:23
Speaker
No, it's irregardless or regardless. Are you sure? It's regardless. What is the. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I know what you say. I know what I say, please. It's ah the smartest one on the on the nobody. Isn't there an irregardless? No, there's no irregardless. It is 100 percent a ah irregardless. Irregardless is technically not proper grammar.
02:38:51
Speaker
Although it's been used so much in modern times that it's sort of just accepted. I'm with I'm ah i'm with Lazy. i'm ah um I'm with Lazy Shaman here. You're re-edify or whatever the fuck you said. Sounds like the making of something edible again, like ABC gum. What's wrong with ABC gum? I say you're regardless like a son of a bitch, man. I have been yelled at by everybody. It's not a word. You're not even using it right. And I'm like,
02:39:21
Speaker
Does it fit in my argument? Does it work in my argument? If I say, you're regardless of the fact, you know, about a bing, about a boom, boom, it's solidified. It is a thing. Throwing down the gauntlet of the argument.
02:39:37
Speaker
yeah yeah it was There's a difference between um re-educating yourself and re-regarding yourself because if you If you negate if you negate the regards by the statement here about You know what I mean then then you are eat you are negating your own negation of but when you reeducate yourself the word of a You can't use the definition of the word in this you can't use the word you're saying defining in the definition of
02:40:19
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You negated your negalligations. Pretty much. My gosh, people. Nothing wrong with ABC gum as long as it's re-edified. That's right. Hey, it's still gum. I mean, is that... It doesn't function. Is that like the same thing that when you have a threesome and they do cum-swapping? Is it re-edified? No, that's called a snowball.
02:40:46
Speaker
no and not No, no, no, no, not not no, no, no, no. When you have a threesome and there's two girls and they swap, they share. Is that like? No, that's called a snow angel. That's called, that's called. it's reedified come That's called a good Well, well, well, catch them all! That's what a bukkake is. that's I'm stacking up, I'm stacking up. I've got to catch them all. I'm stacking SCEs like I'm stacking Garbage Bell kids. Well, Ryan, I'd like to say you're the first person who's ever said that exact sentence when they walked in on a Saturday night, but you're not. It's kind of the norm around here at the end of the day. That's a reverse Hawk Tua.
02:41:41
Speaker
Nice one. Lazy. I got, I got two girls on my, at the same time I'm down for the old forever. Do what you like ladies. I'm just here. Two girls, one click. That's a video I'd watch. but I don't think I would.
02:42:01
Speaker
I bet you would. I know you would. I know you would, Jeff, because I put it on my TikTok and you'd watch it 40 times. And then you would come on here and try to bash me. I help you with the views. Shut up. No, but here's the thing. Wait, do you help me with the views the same way you accidentally watched Training Porn for four hours?
02:42:22
Speaker
Pretty much, yeah. I appreciate you. You're a good friend, Jack. I love you, buddy. you, buddy. Yeah, you definitely take care of daddy. Yeah, buddy. No, the question. And this is an interesting concept. yeah If one of us was in a porno, would the sexiest girl ever, would you watch said porn? With you in it, no.
02:42:51
Speaker
In general, if someone you knew was in a porno, would you watch it? It depends on who that person is. If it was you, one, I wouldn't watch it, and two, I wouldn't admit to it. Well, again, you're only seeing one part of me. So you will miss so you will never know. like it or ticket The answer to the question of anything the sexiest girl ever would be, yes. Yeah. You'd watch it because you want to, you don't care that I'm in it. You want to see the sexy girl. I think I said, I don't know if I said Ryan or rain. I don't, I don't remember what I said your name was. I was just trying to shorten it up. Uh, I have no idea what I said, but, uh, I said it again, Brian, rain, rain, rain, rain,
02:43:43
Speaker
<unk> Look at it. Oh, Sean. Right. No rectum. Right. Get out of it. Somebody said, right. he plays in it right at the same time. Jink show me a coke. He he he he. A line of code. Oh, let's fucking party. I'll see you. You know what? I'm actually afraid of trying. Oh, got to go.
02:44:12
Speaker
something just came up. Yeah, Yeah, there you go. You got to support your friends. Yeah, man. You got to support your friends. Wreck them Ralph. Yeah.
02:44:28
Speaker
Off to the truck stop. I go. You're like, you're like this, the seven dwarves. Hi ho. Hi ho. Where are you going? I don't know. Do a rest stop somewhere in between here and Ohio. Why are you going there? There's some stoner. Don't worry about it.
02:44:52
Speaker
i got to see a stoner about a big footot that so
02:44:58
Speaker
i told you to check your snapchat right it not a gra its scam fus my side in a bag cashhe is on your side of the van but the steelers are they passed out and so fuck the steelers fuck the steelers I'm taking a bet. And I picked the Ravens to win tonight. Well, good. Cause it's 20, 87. I understand that, but listen, good but Tony, Tony was live early when I was coming back from work. So I jumped in and I was on the line with him and and whatnot.
02:45:28
Speaker
don' be talking and And they asked me this and we're like, well, who are you going with tonight? Glick the Ravens or the Steelers? And and Brian's like, you better go with the Steelers if he wants to sleep in bed with Nikki tonight and he knows what's good for you. And I was like.
02:45:43
Speaker
I would love to say you're wrong, but you're not wrong. I'm actually going with the Ravens tonight. And I said, the Ravens will probably go to the Superbowl this year. And the factor is, Lamar Jackson got his big payday and he's fucking playing great this year. And they got Derek Henry and they got Derek Henry and he's a fucking monster. We got more yards in one play than we did the entire half. That gave us our touchdown and then the sport.
02:46:09
Speaker
Oh, you should see that. but it change you but But to answer Lazy's questions, absolutely. hi know that Please don't slit your wrist. There's always next season.
Fairy Tale & Religious Jokes
02:46:23
Speaker
Welcome to the Browns world. There's always next year. Lazy, I've seen that video. It's actually pretty good. I'm just saying. e so my hashing I have seen that movie. It was not terrible.
02:46:38
Speaker
It's mildly impressive. I have never wanted to be a Jeff in my life. And by Jeff, I mean I Don't use the D word. Dwarfs are cool. Just know. Snow sea, snow sea. How would you say that? Snow sea? Oh, dude, I would have absolutely if I was ah if I was one of the seven dwarves. Oh, man. Oh, he wouldn't be able to walk for a month.
02:47:06
Speaker
ah as as j c once said three foot tall with a dead foot dick and if you don't know who jason c is you get the fun out of here get the play exactly jesus christ oh my god he was a little midget rapper with kid rock
02:47:25
Speaker
we gotta read jesus the door poock blades what an i know jesus blaze Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
02:47:37
Speaker
know but now kind of Yes, no, but thank you for ruining my Google Yes, and and yes and yes shaman but but Stig mama just picturing a crucifixion and crucifixion guy i'm saying it i'm saying it wrong crucified crucified how hi are you right now lovely
02:48:10
Speaker
higher thany like sam im really yeah crucified I'm so high I'm tickling Jesus's balls oh were tired there got a real thing for jesus buddy i'm just the saying i'm about to crucify this bitch' pussy on the cross You haven't you haven't heard the good word I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking destroy this pussy for your sins. What are you fucking Stephen Baldwin all of a sudden? As long as you as long as you nail it right, you you feel me? Yeah. Who was that one gay so gay guy said on TikTok a while back? He was in your interview and they were asking about Jesus. He says I love him and I think we nailed him. Go back three days later.
02:48:58
Speaker
Yeah. I was just going to say, and I came back three days later. um like music you're fuck up but i'm not back i Oh, ladies and Don't you go get in your bed and turn your YouTube on or something? I'd be peeking underneath. You're literally falling asleep, setting up. Cash. No cash.
02:49:27
Speaker
He hasn't been feeling good today. For any of you guys who who watched watch watch the replay of Cash's corner, um about three quarters of the way through, he was crashing out. He got a headache and wasn't feeling good. And and and then him and Nikki- I haven't seen your picks don't come in, I guess. No, Cash is a much like No, that's where that's where the new that's where the new uh, onc comes from because on cash's show Even though he keeps changing the rules and making rules up as we go He is the reigning. Ah, just like a glick to change the fucking rules He's definitely your fucking son. I don't change no rules Uh, he is he is the champ on his show. He he broke out the original Nonsenseical belt the gwo belt. That's his belt that he's rocking. Uh He was talking shit earlier
02:50:19
Speaker
And he was like, it was my belt before you stole it and wrote and I was like, you're a fourth generation belt holder. Just say, you know, that was your, it was my belt. And then I gave it to your older sister and then your other sister got it when they went through their wrestling phases. And then it came down to you. And then on, on wrestling, any of you guys who are wrestling fans out there, Roman reigns, the tribal chief came back with the new moniker, the OTC, the original tribal feet chief.
02:50:48
Speaker
So my new moniker, the champ ONC is the original, the original original blocks.
Wrestling & Movie Characters
02:50:56
Speaker
Words are hard tonight. I smell toast. Now I am the original non health nonsense. I am the original, original nonsensical champ. Oh, and see on the ONC, the champ is here. But before I get to nonsensical, I want to say thank you for having me.
02:51:16
Speaker
um I'm going to make my way on. Um, ah good to see everybody. meet up some ten year olds in And, thanks for having me as as call ah on track and we'll be, be safe, be good. We're talking to later, man. Be safe up there. Love you, brother. Appreciate seeing you. It's good seeing you again, man. We'll see you next time around. Later buddy. Blake, I got a stupid question and you may be able to answer it. Isn't the name Roman Reigns, a k Nick Cage character?
02:51:47
Speaker
No. It sounds familiar and I don't think it's from wrestling. oh right I was just looking it up and i I don't see it. All I see is the wrestling character, butre like but I could've swore. Where does the name Roman Reigns come from?
02:52:07
Speaker
Roman Reigns references. Was Roman Reigns ever a movie character? I don't know. It sounds so familiar. And just when when you ask those questions, it just brings up because Roman Reigns, the wrestler, has been in movies. He was in. I think the Reigns is spelled different because because Roman Reigns, the wrestler, are you thinking about Luther Reigns? No, I that was a character in like a comic book thing or something or a drug
02:52:44
Speaker
Hold on 60 seconds. un trackable We love you, brother. who's Good seeing you, man. Roman was the name of Tyrese and Fast and the Furious. Yeah, Roman. That's what I thought. Roman was also a character on Days of Our Lives, but not Roman Reigns. Why did I just say that? I've never watched a single episode of Days of Our Lives.
02:53:04
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My sister. i Roman Polanski, his fiance was killed by um big techs and the followers of Charles Manson.
02:53:18
Speaker
Really? Roman Polanski in the murders. What was her name? Sharon Tate. She was engaged in Roman Polanski. Shannon Tate. No, it was Sharon Tate. Shannon Tate? Shannon. I think it was Sharon. No, it was Shannon.
02:53:34
Speaker
You got to ask why I knew what. yeah Why do you know that? Like, why do I know what? The Manson murders? Yeah, it's Shannon T. iin I'm pretty sure it was Sharon T. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, buddy. But it's Shannon.
02:54:02
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Who's not? What was the point? I guess it isn't. Sharon? Sharon? Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon! Sharon!
02:54:18
Speaker
is when margot robbie played her her characters were shannon because she lived later in what The Tarantino movie once a time once upon a time. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because in that movie, that's where I'm getting videos, the big, big text and the followers came to Brad Pitt's house and and he was going out of his mind. He was tripping balls on acid. Yeah. He grabbed that bitch with a can of corn and the pit bull attack text.
02:54:50
Speaker
yeah and then the whole time but the whole time leonard dicapu was ri balls of the pool Well, Leo DiCaprio burns the burns one of them on the pool with the fla Yeah, he says whatever. Okay. Well, I bet you were gonna ask the Marilyn Manson question. Why do I know days of our lives? my grandmother My grandmother RIP me she rest her soul. She was the same little lady. I She's under your passenger seat, right? No. And my mom, who is under my passenger seat, may God rest her soul. I thought your mom was under your driver's seat. Driver's seat. I mean, not passenger seat. Yes, you're right. Depends on how sharp the turn is. Yeah, right. Or as Nikki has renamed her Brodery Dranda. They were both huge Dies of Our Lives fans. So I watched Dies of Our Lives with my mom, whether I was
02:55:49
Speaker
bacon being sick or I was off from school or or whatever various reason I may be home during the day my mom watched days of our lives. So I watched days of our lives with her and I know a good chunk of the cast from days of our lives. That's a much easier question to answer. I thought you were gonna go down the Marilyn Manson, the Charlie Manson, Sharon Tate murder thing.
02:56:14
Speaker
so Yeah, I'm excused. I'm excused. Yeah, it's not like I haven't watched Days of Our Lives in my adult life. I don't think I've watched Days of Our Lives since I was a young teen. Well, wasn't Sarandon's daughter, wasn't she on Days of Our Lives? I haven't watched Days of Our Lives since I was like 12 or 13.
02:56:39
Speaker
I know I read i' mean want but a better question. How do you know shaman that Roman was a character on days of our lives and that I wasn't just talking out of my ass?
Soap Operas & Family Stories
02:56:53
Speaker
Because he used to watch over your shoulder. I dare you to come up here on this panel and defend yourself.
02:57:06
Speaker
Now's a good time as any to drop the link then. I did know that. yeah i could I could have very well said that. You know, I could have just shaved a long story. I made it very short, but like, I don't know. I was just pulling. There's so many characters on there. It's surprising that somebody's not named Roman. Let's be honest. Like, I could have just been like, I was just trying to make a joke because that's what we do. We do comedy on this show. I mean, we try to do comedy on this show.
02:57:32
Speaker
and I just we picked a random soap opera and a random name and just said, fuck it, let's see if it sticks because nobody's gonna see it nobody's gonna know water like yeah nobody's goingnna know if I'm wrong or right because nobody watches soap operas out here. others Now I just ousted myself that I watched soap operas until I was like 13. My sisters used to tape it. My sisters used to tape it while it's cool. What's up, brother? And then come home and watch it. What you doing tonight? that
02:58:04
Speaker
Yeah, I know. My stepmom, she was like that. Joe was like that. She was ah she was ah she was ah young in the wrestlers. And you know it was on during the day when she was at work. So she would tape it. And then she would come home at night and watch it, or she would wait until the weekend. And like we do now with with all of our streaming networks, she would wait until Saturday when she was home. And then she would watch the week's worth of episodes on Saturday.
02:58:34
Speaker
And everybody had to be quiet and shut the fuck up when her stories were on. Yeah, they weren't called soap operas. They were stories. Here they call them telenovelas. Remember that time when Sean was on a telenovela?
02:58:54
Speaker
ah hell but well and And Henry was a fan of that show. And he's got, he's got the accent down. and yeah and And Henry was a fan of the show. It was like. what what fuck But passes Gus is mildly jealous because he can't get on the show. Yeah. Uh, I'm about to go to bed soon. Otherwise, uh-huh. Excuses. Excuses are like assholes and they all smell like shit. I'm just saying.
02:59:24
Speaker
He, I know he was up because fucking there was, was it yesterday morning or this morning? There was like a notification at like three something in the morning. Like, Oh man. Oh yeah. These guys were fucking cranking out, cranking out last night. I jumped in. I jumped in on a lazy's broadcast for a little while. I was going to.
02:59:48
Speaker
I was going to pop up on the panel. But again, like I said, I wound up fucking dozing off on the couch last night while we were watching wrestling. And then I see Harley. har Harley dad was live last night, too.
03:00:00
Speaker
um And whatnot. So. But I saw yeah they were they were cranking. They were cranking. And it's so hard. to It's like it's it's so hard that we don't have that problem here.
03:00:18
Speaker
Uh, but it's so hard to find the original street because like shock you know and started on hemo like beast mode will We'll put it up on his channel. It's like I don't know who's originally live like where am I supposed to go to to to partake in the chat?
03:00:34
Speaker
ah Follow everybody it yeah you got and I like I gotta do this fucking dance around to find out who is Who is actually live on their channel so that I can jump in the chat and partake in the channel? ah But yeah, Harley was live G2 was was live yesterday for a little bit. I popped up and said what's up to him.
03:00:55
Speaker
Um, I try to I try to pop in and and hang out for a little bit and say hello and at least at least if anything else say hello to everybody they try to uh sometimes ah Harley's panel gets a little crazy Harley dad's awesome, but uh his panel gets a little wild Uh, it's it's hard to I was watching them yesterday. They were live yesterday. There you go Chaka gave you the secret for the next time
Driving Anecdotes & Road Rage
03:01:23
Speaker
Whoever is live will show their logo on it. Oh, I did. Yeah. Yeah. No, I didn't. It's because I was a beast mode. Who was beast mode live with the other day? I can't remember who is live with and I was in there chatting away and then be shout out to beast man. Beast is always looking out for the chatters box. I'll give him credit for that because I did see multiple times where he was like, we're, we're live on so-and-so's channel. I was like, Oh cool. So I jumped over onto that channel.
03:01:50
Speaker
Steve said, Oh my God, we got the house of sand, sand, some Samsung in the house. What's going on, man? What's going on with you guys? Did you turn off the Steelers game too, brother?
03:02:07
Speaker
Yeah, they were alive. They were alive. Um, the other, Yeah, I can't remember whose stream it was. They had this like crazy German fella. Well, he said he was German, but he kept going from a German to a like ah an Arabic action.
03:02:27
Speaker
So one or two years. I think it was Thursday, Thursday or Friday afternoon. I don't know. And and and and Beast was like, we're click. We're live over here. And I was like, I've got you. So I jumped over onto their channel um to get into the chat. I think it was Harley that was live.
03:02:44
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What's going on in the house of Sansom tonight? What are you guys up to? I feel like all Steelers fans are are off to slit their wrists. Yeah, Nicky said, fuck this game. I'm getting in the back. So it's like 28 to 7.
03:03:10
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It is very hard to keep track of that. that community. but But they're an interesting community, man. You never really know what's going to happen or what's going to come up. And like I said, sometimes sometimes it's it's hard to it's hard to but follow the battle. That's shaman, right? That's definitely shaman. Nobody's going to duplicate shaman. Not this early. Yeah. We said that before. Oh, my God. There's shaman's wiener. What's up, shaman?
03:03:46
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Are we going to get weiner bombs? Oh no. awesome jeffrey Let me get the screen record ready. I think there's a lag. You might have a lag. We've got that Florida weather. It's been frigid down in Florida this week.
03:04:14
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yeah Like it's a cool community. right There's a cool. There's a cute. There's a cute a key Huge I heard you like huge mean yeah quite an non network but it's very cute but yeah our our buddy brand Our buddy Brandon the Looney Tunes Brandon was live the other day and I was in his chat and he was like Any nonsensical nonsense is my streams, the best streams on YouTube. And I was like, yeah, next to us. And then he was like, dude, you got to tell me that my streams are the best. And I'm like, I've got to do anything, but stay white and die. I don't do it. I like, bro. I mean, I gave you props at the end
Car Brand Loyalties & Modifications
03:05:00
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of the day. Like I was like, yeah, your streams are cool compared to ours.
03:05:09
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at end of the day
03:05:12
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I'm just saying. Yeah. But I know chocolate introduced us. I think he's having some internet issues. I think he's having some internet issues. The community that the community that chocolates introduced us to or I mean, I don't know how much you guys follow and try to interact with them. But I'll watch them. I'll listen to them. But Yeah. I enjoy, I enjoy popping in when, when, when they're live and and hanging out with them. And sometimes it's sometimes, and sometimes that I understand it because our panel, sometimes our panel gets a little crazy, um, as well. It was, uh, my handy dandy Chromebook is actually though. Don't you got to love technology bro.
03:05:59
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Um, I do love going, I do love, if I'm not, if I'm not active in the chat, I do really enjoy going up on shamans on Friday night. I want to, I want to try to, uh, pop in and hang out on the panel more often, but I just enjoy the conversation sometimes. Uh, lazy Jedi's there, uh, powder as we've, so, um,
03:06:25
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I do love I do love me some lazy Jedi. Uh, but I just sometimes sometimes I find myself just kind of lost and just listening. You know what I mean? Like I forget that. Oh oh shit. i I can check. I'm not listening to a pre-recordable, uh, indestructible launch. Best viewers. Uh, Oh my gosh. There's a pot. Nobody. Yeah. i Let him do it.
03:06:51
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But, um, good luck with that though. Let's actually, let's take a real quick, let's take a real quick break. I was going to say, I got to make my bladder, bladder. So yeah, I gotta make my bladder, bladder. Um, you know what? This was for you. This was for you, Blaze. This was for you, buddy. Okay. A little Cali in the boot and rally. Let's spit fire.
03:07:15
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Blaze is like, why is this for me? I know I'm waiting for it. She's she's the the the stoner, skateboard and cowgirl. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, and it is for you. I know you liked her. I know you enjoyed that interview. I do want to get her back up on Glick's House of Music and a little side story. She's from my neck of the woods. she She grew up right here in Ohio. She grew up in in Columbus.
03:07:43
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yeah oh Yeah. We we chit-chatted. Yeah. We chit-chatted a little bit. Next time she's in Ohio, we're I mean, let me choose my words delicately here. I was going to say careful. i was I was going to say we're going to hook up, but we're going to we're going to meet up and hang out. Hashtag first date nervousness. and then we we We chatted about the next time she comes home to visit family and stuff, um meeting up and and and hanging out and and whatnot. So but I know Blazer's Blazer's liking her a little bit.
03:08:25
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I ain't mad at you either, bro. she She was awesome. She was she was she was cool as shit. But we'll be back here just a few minutes. We're going to take a real quick blake break. Shaman, if you're still working on that Chromebook and you want to pop in for a minute, I know you got to get up early. Feel free to hit that link and jump back in. And anybody while we're on break, feel free to hit that. Hit that link. It's in the chat. Come on in. Here's Callie in the boot and rally with spit by.
03:10:10
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oh
03:11:44
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Nice. It's a good song. a a I think he got it fixed. I do like that song. Shout out to Callie in the Boot and Rally. Go ahead and check her out. Check them out wherever you listen to the music and on all social media, Callie in the Boot and Rally.
Community Support & Nostalgia
03:12:05
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Make sure you guys throw them a follow. They're doing their thing, making some kick-ass music.
03:12:12
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Appreciate y'all being here. Appreciate y'all hanging out. Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. Don't forget it is the open door challenge. Put that link there real quick. There we go. Jeff's distracted by his phone. Got that link in the chat. I got you buddy. I got you. Uh, anybody and everybody is welcome to join us. Go ahead and follow us everywhere. Check out them links on bio dot.link slash nonsensical network. And don't forget to check out our girl.
03:12:40
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03:13:10
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Thanks. You are more than welcome. And I tell everybody, I tell all of our guests and I think it's pretty well known here. Everybody and anybody is welcome to, uh, you pop up, you're welcome to share it out to your YouTubes or your Facebooks or whatever you're connected to on the stream yard. You don't have to, but I like to let people know because I have people been like, I'm just going to share it out. But I didn't know if I should, I don't fucking care. As long as you're not like a member of the Clute books plan or some shit like that. I don't like that. Well, they already follow us. No Nazis. No Nazis. I can't confirm nor deny any of those allegations. Shama's like, why do you think I moved to Florida? It's our headquarters. Except then they put in over here. Let me tell you. Hey, like I said, you know, Florida and Ohio have a lot of similarities.
03:14:05
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for being on the complete opposite ends of the country. As far as stupid people and dumb criminals and dumb things happening, so.
03:14:18
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Do they drive Justice City up in Ohio too then? Is that what you're saying? Yes, yes. No matter. They drive shitty everywhere, let's be honest. that I was about to say, and no matter where you are. I watched a guy today.
03:14:31
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I was, I went to the store. oh I was coming back from from work and I stopped in the store, picked up food and I was coming back and there's a drunk guy crossing the street and then got mad because somebody almost hit him and smacked his car. And I went, I don't just fucking ran him over, called it a day.
03:14:53
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I was coming out of a Walmart once and it was, it was at night. So everything was dark and I just heard an engine. like real loud coming from the left. And there was like an old lady beside me and you know I kind of told her, to you know I was like, don't go. And this car comes flying by and I smacked that car. I hit its trunk. I was like, boom. And then I walked out behind it and I was like, what? Because that was different. I could have gotten hurt. So I was ready for it today.
03:15:23
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Yeah, but you weren't walking down the middle of the street. There's no asshole driver and just some drunk guy walking down the middle of the street because he's fucking hammered marie every day on the way to work. I am. I tell myself today's the day. Today's the day waiting on that stationary station wagon guy, aren't you? yeah Today's the day where somebody's going to act because they've been They act stupid on the freeway. They act stupid down. I mean, it j like it it happened just the other day. Nikki and I were, I don't know if we were coming out of the gym or the grocery store or the gas station or something. And and I, and but no, I was coming down the road and somebody was coming out of one of the areas. And I was like, maybe today was almost the day. and She just started laughing because I'm going to, I'm going to smack somebody. And it's one of those, and it's one of those things where it's 100% their, their fault.
03:16:18
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But I'm hitting the brake and I'm not letting off the gas because I want my shit totaled. I want my shit totaled. I got gap insurance for a reason. And you better goddamn believe I'm going to pull the old crackhead from Friday. I'm going to fall on that bitch. Oh, my back. My back. Good reflexes has saved me from so many accidents, but. Yeah, right.
03:16:44
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wanted to get hurt. And, you know, I was like, yeah, hey, oh, Dan, if I want to jerk the wheel, just. so she would be It mildly pisses you off when someone just misses. yeah I actually want to get a bumper sticker for my car. It says my car costs $500 and I have the greatest insurance ever. Let's play this game. It's it's it's man. It's it's like it's like it's it's it's good reflexes. But also it's like I don't want to have a guilty conscience.
03:17:13
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I know it's not my fault, but when you pull out in front of me and I fucking T-bone you right in your driver door at 50 miles an hour, like, yeah. part ta worth but A very small part of me is going to feel bad for you if I hurt you. really Well, you also, you also do have to worry about because there are so many stupid people that God forbid there's a kid in that car. Yeah. But also there's going to be an even bigger part of me that's going to be happy to have my Equinox paid off and I'm going to be driving either my Colorado or my 2500.
03:17:43
Speaker
Van life is going to be here sooner. Well, that's the honest place. If you hit something that Kia, it's going to fall apart. Dude, this I was pulling. All right. He doesn't have a Kia. He has a Subaru. I'm at the light. i'm atroly i'm pulling up I'm pulling up to the light. The light's green. I got to make a right-hand turn. So I make a right-hand turn into the right-hand lane.
03:18:11
Speaker
Well, guy across me got the green light, but he's making a left-hand turn and he wants to turn left into the same lane I am. So he's skipping the left hand lane and going straight for the right way. Anyway, he sees me. He sees me and he's flipping me off. Like I'm sitting here trying to sideswipe him when I'm like, dude, I got the right way. He follows me for a while. All doing this number right behind. Oh, dude, I might land on the so hard. Well, I did touch him a little bit. He got over. I cut him off. I like, man, I hope you follow me. I hope you follow me. He did. I live for those moments.
03:18:46
Speaker
Well, we'll just just enjoy about that game just just yesterday. I'm coming home from work, right? and and And we get back and I get into town and there's this cat in front of me and we go through because we have fucking. Oh, my God.
03:19:00
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For one second there, I thought you actually meant a cat because you don't use that term very often. I do, but I don't. ah ah usually I a lot. I try not to use it too much, but I do use it more than you think I do. Cool cats and the sweet kitties. Yeah, man. I dig it. I dig it.
03:19:21
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yeah yeah i ain't no job turkey ain't no jobs right But we got we we got a lot of roundabouts in Ohio now all of a sudden like that's the new thing in the roundabouts 20 years. They're new it It's such a new thing when you first get to one you don't know what to do Well, what do you call? What do you call somebody that is that doesn't use their turn signal in a roundabout a BMW driver?
03:19:50
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ah Circle jerk I Mean let's be honest it comes with the territory, you know when you buy a BMW turn
Driving Humor & Car Preferences
03:20:00
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signals are options you cannot get Just just familiar with being a pivot man in circle. Wait a minute. We're talking i mean who wasn't appreciating the good circle was right yeah episode is hot i just want to say out of experience yeah I just want to say you know based off experience Jeff is a great pivot man I'm just saying, I live to serve daddy. Yeah, you do. That's a good knows girl. He's a great, he's a great skier. what yeah is no so so so so you the best just So just yesterday, you know, we come around this roundabout and the guy in front of me, like all of a sudden stops in the middle of the room. We come out around about, we're on the straightaway.
03:20:47
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Nicky calls them. They're not around to stop. Fucking moron because my tendencies to stop Adam and says Texas one. Yes, we we know. And the blue established that about 45 minutes ago. And the Ravens are smacking the shit out of the sealers. And I'm watching. I'm certainly watching. some
03:21:10
Speaker
Um. I wish I could do it. I'm loving this new setup. But anyways, so we come all around the body, stops in the middle of the road, and I'm like, what is happening? Because it's just him and I on this road. Fuck Ryan! And then he starts to go again. And we're coming up on a red light. And he's like 600 feet from the red light, and he stops again. And I'm like, I'm not throwing my hands up. I'm not flipping him off or anything. I lost it.
03:21:39
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You know, I mean, but in my head and and I'm sure I'm making facial expressions now that he can see him I'm thinking like the fuck is this dude doing like what's happening right now, right? and and how still is We both turn right and when we turn right he like fucking stops again I'm like and at this moment, this is the third time this is and I'm I'm like what of Fuck are you doing bro?
03:22:04
Speaker
up the side of the road and and I just kind of glance over. It's just older dude and and it's like glance over. He's writing it like he's got his face mushed up against the window and he's yeah so I just go. oh and but I just pull the **** over. Let's play this game. I I just I just skirt and I get out of my car. I'm like, what the **** man?
03:22:29
Speaker
He grunted. her And I grunted. her yeah Like today's. Sasquatch is in the jungle. Like today's today. I'm going to jail for murdering somebody on the side of the road. I look good in orange. I wear orange every Sunday, motherfuckers. I'm a Cleveland Browns fan. I look good in orange. So I just like I like open my car door. I get out of like, what the fuck, man?
03:22:51
Speaker
And then he just sits there and looks it looks like I just... like He's like, wow, that's a big summer bitch. I thought it was Jeff's eyes. We had a look on his face like we were in prison and I just walked up and took his lunch plate from him. could do him did So I was just like, fuck I'm just getting back in that car.
03:23:10
Speaker
just just give part of me was disappointed because I was really hoping with the amount of right yeah that's the worst thing because I get out of the car obviously I'm a small guy and people are like yeah okay but then I pull out a baseball bat and people were like oh maybe disappointed I'm like, you wanted to play games, let's play games. I'm all about that. But like, most days when people like. In jail, I'm ready to go again. Yeah. Most days when people like drive all reckless and crazy and they're like swerving in and out of lanes and they're riding my ass and then they pass me. I'm usually, I'm not middle finger guy. I'm thumbs up guy. I'm like, good job. You're going to win the race. You know what I mean?
03:23:53
Speaker
and then it kills me and then it kills me because 10 miles down the road, we pull up to the same traffic light side by side and I just look over at him and I go. but you I started I started doing this thing. I look at him in disappointment and just kind of like this tisk and you know, just shake the head, you know, kind of like really disappointed. Yeah. And then, you know, it's kind of the same thing with the thumb, but you just Every time you see him, you hit him with the, you hit him with the really, I feel sad for you. I'm not that guy. I had a guy this morning that he just, he cut me off for no reason. And I was going faster than he was anyways. There was a car in front of him. So I switched lanes, went right beside him at the same speed I was going. I look over and I just put my hand up and I'm like, what are you, what are you, what are you doing?
03:24:48
Speaker
yeah That's it. That an inferior race. Hell out of me. Yeah. what are you doing on somebody Somebody will ride my ass and then they pass me and then I have to go slower when they're in front of me. Yeah. But if I ever if I ever get if I ever get besides somebody, this is essentially what I'm doing to him, Jeff. I hit him with this. Good job. to Yeah, I do the same thing. But I'm not going to. But I'm also I will never let anybody pass me. I'm that guy. He wants to fucking race.
03:25:18
Speaker
I got this. and god like All those modifications, all those modifications. I dropp off a gear and disappear and drive a four cylinder mom car. I drive a four cylinder Equinox. I'm not getting into a race with anybody, yeah right? You can't get out of your own way. Let's be honest. I got a four cylinder too, you know, but it might have a turbo on it, but i was go say yeah know don't sleep on my Equinox. It's got a turbo on it.
03:25:47
Speaker
It's a 1.5 turbo, four cylinder. My lawnmower's got 1.5. Jesus. i know It's got a 2.0. Damn. Maybe it's a 1.7. I don't know either. no um it's If it's the Equinox, it's a 1.5 turbo.
03:26:05
Speaker
you say and you don't learn It's the same exact motor that was in my cruise. Literally the same engine that's in my Equinox was in my cruise. It's a 1.5. Yeah. I noticed they started going down on cylinder or on um displacement again. And like they got what that was, there's a three cylinder Toyota, I think, the Prius. Yes. No, Toyota just developed a, it's 47 pounds, three cylinder that puts out $400. Yeah. for oh
03:26:43
Speaker
and and and the same one. It's basically the same on a tour too. It's it's don't don't don't let don't let don't let don't let Jeff pull you. He owns two Priuses. Yeah. I'm that one. I'll give it to you. I mean, you're paying for it. But but I saw the new Prius today and I'm not mad at the body style. I'm just mad at the back of the part of its
03:27:12
Speaker
ah Fucking that makes the car faster. i'm I'm fine with the hybrid, you know, but if it's right I'm not looking to save make my all complicated you can you can keep it agreed There's a reason I don't buy you cars. I just I Know I'm just I'm just sensible like I got kids and and I drive an hour to work every day
03:27:39
Speaker
You don't even have a car. ah Two of them. Do they run? The eclipse was running yesterday. I actually got it started. What year is the eclipse?
03:27:53
Speaker
97 okay, dude. He wants to he wants to build a Paul Walker Eclipse cause he's clear actually No, I've been in love with the Eclipse ever since 97 when I first saw one in a dealership and I think it's hes we lot club since when he first seen Fast and the Furious Well, the movie first came i was i under you know and it came out in 2000. Because I had 195, but it didn't have the the nicer grill. I think that was like, yeah, the 90, the 95 eclipse is the first gen. it's essence the It's the beginning of the second gen, but it's not the nicer one. I have seven more years until I can have my big fuck off irresponsible vehicle.
03:28:40
Speaker
And once cash turns 18, when cash turns 18, my gift to myself for raising, successfully raising three kids. like love that's and and they've and And they and whether they're fuck offs or not, whether they're fucked tars or not. the measure that's ah is Is their, their, their, uh, vitality. All I have to do is make it to 18.
03:29:07
Speaker
and I'm buying my big fuck off truck. It'll be the big V8, maybe and I don't want a diesel. It'll be the big V8 Chevy Silverado, 2,500 quad cab lifted. Yes. I will put a cross. I will put across the back windshield. Yes. I'm ever seen it, but no. my i response When it comes to diesel, I don't know why, i don't like but I have a love-hate i have a lovehate relationship with them. I don't understand the hype. I get it. naked it put up They can put out a shit ton of power and torque. Here's the thing. after After seeing some, ah I think they were, I think it was it was like Thailand or something, where they have these four-cylinder diesel race engines over there, and I know they put them in like the race farming equipment,
03:29:55
Speaker
And I mean, these things are like, dude, I mean, look up, look up rice patty drag races. These guys take rice patty. They're they're like self-propelled mowers and they got a ski on the back that you stand on. They do like 80 and a hundred miles an hour on rice patties and they are souped up like two cylinders that have like 200 horsepower. It's insane. I saw it the other day and I blew it blew my mind.
03:30:28
Speaker
hard pass. Yeah. I just, I just never been a big fan of diesel trucks. I mean, I've, I've, I've never owned a diesel truck, but I've driven them for work and stuff like that. Yeah. They sound to is unbelievable. Yeah. i Like they sound cool. It being a construction guy and hauling equipment. Yeah. But I'm not going to be hauling anything with my, with my, you know, when I buy my 20, let's be honest, the only thing you're going to be hauling his ass is my fat ass. Yeah. Well that and the speed of hauling is.
03:30:57
Speaker
I don't know what the speed of hauling ass is. Very fast. I'll be new to that. I haven't had a V8. I haven't had a V8. Since your logo. Yeah. No, because I had my... Wait a minute. Is the 5.0 a V8? I'm sorry. I'm stupid. Yeah. 5.0 is a V8, yes. Yeah. Okay. No. My F-150.
03:31:20
Speaker
My my my my f-150 that had the 50 in it. I had a Ford f-150 doesn't count It's a Ford it broke down a lot. I'm sure no, I'll show you didn't that was a fantastic truck. I love that truck I love that truck for for for multiple reasons, but number one work like it too because there's a board Yeah, well your mom loved it too. So I don't know what she did. Yeah, she loved the bed They never had to be made a lot of people liking that I finally showed that woman what it was like to be with a full-size man. I've seen your dad.
03:31:54
Speaker
but I'm stuck in jail. You can get, you can catch the smoke just like Connor's mom. I'm a motherfucker up at this bitch. Let's be honest, my mom would smack you across the mouth. Smack your moms if you if if by some random circumstances. Let's be honest, she's the best thing, you know better than that. Yeah, but this would be one of those times where I get the Facebook message, Christopher. yeah
03:32:24
Speaker
Scariest thing ever is getting a message from my mother. three of fuck up and three episodes into this bucket. I guess I got that. up I got that message from your mom. I didn't even know she was on Facebook. All I got was Christopher and all caps, all caps, maybe. And the odd thing is.
03:32:43
Speaker
For the first time in your life, you heard a text. I was confused. I didn't know who it was at first. I had to look at the name twice and I was like, oh, shit, I'm in trouble. oh Yes, mom. um You boys are terrible. And you need to go to church. You both need Jesus.
03:33:06
Speaker
Yeah, let's be honest. My mom's probably in bed right now. She's getting ready for church tomorrow. No, no, that Ford F-150 I had, I loved that truck. It was it was it was it was just a... I bought it out of... i had ah I had a truck that broke down and... and it Yes, it was a Ford. I had my first Ford Ranger that I had. My first Ford Ranger. It broke down but... why we the No, that was pops. No, that was your pops. Yeah, no, I had a I had a little I had a little maroon two wheel drive Ford Ranger that I bought for 150 bucks ah of a guy. You know what? But it would been shout out to the. But those little ninety five to ninety eight Ford Rangers are fucking bad to this little Ranger. It broke down and they had three hundred and thirty seven thousand miles on it. Original miles. You can't kill them fucking Rangers.
03:33:59
Speaker
i love about the park right Yeah, I was in a little bit of a pinch and and dude had this F-150 two-wheel drive and I was like, fuck it. I just need something to get back and forth to work. You know what I mean? That first gas tank bill. Well, and it had two tanks on it. It had two tanks on it. But ah yeah and I bought it back in the day when gas was like a bucket. You know, this is how long ago it's been. We yeah, it was we were we were still. I got it. i mean know
03:34:31
Speaker
i Yeah, I was gonna say I bought it Because I was in my first apartment there in Newark right because that apartment right yeah me yeah the The year we graduated yeah but you got your right hands but i had my wrong right yeah still the I still had the Bronco, but I couldn't drive that Bronco day to day because it was that no because that fucker you might have well put the gas tank on the roof and gravity bend that bitch. Yeah, because I could literally like I would start it at school. That's a half a take a gas. Yeah, I would drive the Bronco back and forth to school and stuff. But then when I had to go to work, I drove my I drove my Ranger. but I got this but this F-150 man.
03:35:11
Speaker
dude, it was, it was gray. There was rough spots on it. The, the paint was chipping like a son of a bitch. But one of the greatest things about it was the fact that I didn't realize this when I bought it is that it had the five Oh, and the same thing that they put in the Mustang. And that motherfucker was stupid. You cannot kill that motor. however this is and at the same time ah one fifty The transmissions were shit.
03:35:41
Speaker
And this was around the time that fast enough here. I never had any, I never had any, uh, training problems. It's hard to find a good trainee these days, but when you find that once again, I'm going to refer you back to Thailand. I heard they got the best ones over there. I do hear that the Taiwanese have the best trainings. And if Brian ever stops fucking around, we can start a Harley because Brian's from Brian's Taiwan, ta Thailand, Thailand, Indian.
03:36:06
Speaker
hi land duish Another another one another one. I just I just I He's actually the correct ways. He's actually Brian Brian is actually Mexican and he just claimed that be Thailander Thailand or there can be only one, i was six months to say but you know, this is your I had this truck right around the time that like fast enough areas became popular and here in town where I live. And I've been, I've basically like, this is, if I had a hometown, NRCA house, my hometown, everybody had fucking fast and furious cars.
03:36:43
Speaker
And when they pull up to the spotlight, some fucking dude's doing his hottest and his stupid Honda Civic be like, man, man, man, man. I mean, I'm sitting in my fucking, I'm sitting in my fucking. I've never owned a Honda Civic. I had a Honda Accord that I had i'm like 180 horsepower. I'm sitting by Ford F 150, my 1995 Ford F 150. And looking over at this fucking ass clowns one. What are you, what are you even doing right now? Come on, man. Let's race. All right. Light of turn green.
03:37:13
Speaker
following That's time you sick second gear. All he sees is taillights. Man, that Ford would get it and it would shit and get it. It was like, it it was like that. We, uh, the, the guys from Glitter Ford, we all pitched in on buying that fucking Mustang and it changed hands between the, the five of us like 14 times in like six weeks because none of us could afford the fucking gas. But I don't think for for like a year, I don't think that fucker ever shut off.
03:37:43
Speaker
because somebody is always driving it. That, that Ford F one 50 boy, that way it would shouldn't get, man. Hey, there was no F if sands or what's about it. It may, it may ah look like a piece of shit, but that motor, it ran like a, it ran like a dream, baby. Hey, it ran like a dream. And I love that truck. And I actually i bought that truck for, I bought that truck for, uh, what, what, what, what I paid for that truck, uh, eight, $900 95. Yeah.
03:38:11
Speaker
It was carbureted. It was fuel injected. And I think I wound up selling that truck to an old farmer. And he gave me $1,500 for it. There was something. What did I have to fix on it? There was something that I had to fix. It was something small and minor, maybe like a starter or something like that. Something that I could do, Jeff. So it was super easy. That's definitely the starter.
03:38:40
Speaker
Yeah. It was like a starter or the alternator. Yeah. Something like that. battery So I got, so yeah. So I got the truck for dirt cheap. I got the truck for dirt cheap and I sold it to a farmer and I was like, just make me an offer at the end of the day. Um, and, and he, and he gave me an offer and I'm like, all right, cool. So, you know, I sold it, but I love that truck. And then the only reason I sold that truck was because I bought a, uh, and I had the truck for, for quite a few years. I bought a, um,
03:39:09
Speaker
I bought a 97, 98, maybe 97, 96, something like that. F-150 four-wheel drive short, short bit. ah So I had two trucks and I sold that one and that's when I, and and Austin was born around that, you know, somewhere around that era.
03:39:38
Speaker
So I had two trucks and I needed to get a car and that's when I bought my Pontiac G6 and that the car was sweet G6 a lot, but them fuckers move boy. It was my second Pontiac I had a funny I had a 91 Pontiac Sunfire convertible The three No, the the Pontiacs had the three liter v6 Because the 4.3 was way too big for yeah But, uh, no, man, I, I, I was always, uh, I wasn't a Chevy guy until, and like, I have no dog in this fight. Like, well, no, I have no dog in this fight. Like I'm not, I'm not that guy. I'm not going to argue for children. I am a hundred percent that guy. Uh, I know. I don't know where you stand. Shaman. I don't know if you have a particular brand that you're loyal to. Uh, not per se. I like, I like, uh, a few models of just about every brand.
03:40:38
Speaker
I agree with that. But like, if you'd only pick one brand that you have to buy for the rest of your life, what do you pick? Oh, that's really hard. right oh sha I recently started dabbling in ah with Volkswagen, so I have to see. Oh, I've heard good things, you know what I mean? So I love the way Volkswagen makes a great motor. Yeah, you drive really smooth. So that's why I liked about it. And I like the way the the power kicks in.
03:41:07
Speaker
or the way I've got a buddy of mine. Volkswagen makes the greatest diesel motor ever. The greatest, greatest diesel four cylinder ever. That's what I hear. I got a buddy of mine, uh, that I met. We've been, Jesus God, we've been friends for about 15 years now. Uh, we met online. We never met in person. We met playing call of duty. We met playing call of duty. I will get to finally meet him. Hopefully.
03:41:34
Speaker
Yeah. Uh, I'll hopefully get to meet him in person. I know, but I like, I know him. I know his whole family. We Snapchat every day. Like we talk all the time, but, um, I will hopefully get to meet him in October. Yeah. I will. I will tell you first date vibes, uh, our, our call of duty party should hopefully all be in the same spot at the same time for the first time in 15 years, uh, at the wedding this year when Nikki and I get married. Um,
03:42:00
Speaker
But he, dude, he swears by Volkswagen. He loves Volkswagen, man. Like great cars, great, great motor, great safety ratings. Depending on the year, Volkswagen bodies are great.
03:42:16
Speaker
The late 80s, early 90s, their body style was shit. Yeah. And they rusted. If you look at them rear, they started to rust. shaman not No, I mean, never. I don't know if you ever turn your camera on. I've never seen you or anything like that. Are you a bigger guy or a smaller guy? ah I would say I guess smaller. I'm pretty average. OK. How tall are you? Well, that's to be determined.
03:42:45
Speaker
there's There's a lot of uh, there's a lot of speculation on my channel about how tall I am and oh, you're not one to give any secrets Well, let me ask you this are your fault taller than five three. Yeah Are you? ah you no five grandmother for Are you taller than five three shorter than six? Right wasn't I just trying to narrow it down. I mean, you know, now that's a wide margin. Let's be honest. This is, this is, this is what makes Shama see.
03:43:19
Speaker
great host we can't play each other we can't manipulate each other that's why shaman is a great host like i am i'm trying to manipulate him and he won't let it happen because he's like know because then you know people people are going to see it then they're going to start putting stuff together and then because i i got some people that that they've seen me and they'll they'll say how i look or something and then i don't know who believes them or not but they don't actually you know i'm not even going to say whether they actually What's your, what's your, what's your ethnicity, shaman? Deep people don't know that either. People don't know that either. He's a man of mystery. He's a man of mystery. I like it. I like it. I dig it. Say something. Wait, wait, wait. Say something as you that you have to roll your R's. Oh, I can roll an R if you want, you know. Dude, he's in Florida.
03:44:10
Speaker
ah hit me this is 95% of the 95% of the population is Hispanic of some sort or Latino. I know. The other 5% are old from the north. But I can I can I can narrow it down between Cuban and Mexican. Oh, I'm trying to figure out why it matters. And see, that's why I never it's content, please. Shut the fuck up.
03:44:40
Speaker
ah think absolutely this is asking question We're here for another three, two and a half hours, man. Jesus. Shit, I'm passing my time already. No, we go six hours on Saturday night. Not bad. Oddly, it's mandatory.
Friendships & Car Stories
03:45:01
Speaker
What's that? The only only one mandatory to me here is Jeff and the leg. Shut up, Blaze. Nobody likes you.
03:45:09
Speaker
Yeah. I like, I like to do at least four hours. And when I'm streaming normally, at least the four hours. Well, so I gotta, I gotta go grab some beverages, but the height, wait, I just, there's a, there's a method to my madness and I'll, and I'll get back to it when I come back. ah Okay. He's just working with the fit on his man socket. That's right. He said he was going to talk about something earlier and he hasn't even got to that.
03:45:37
Speaker
This was well, this is like he voted before you got here about getting the first death on the death list. And and the fact that he did an emergency pick and he's got a total of five points and he thinks he's Billy Badass, which means he's got four more points than he did last year. and Well, you know what? I have one more point than you had last year, so eat my dick.
03:46:09
Speaker
Yeah, we didn't have the emergency. Eat my dick and suck my asshole, Jeff. Too late. Been there. Yeah, been there, done that. I mean, it was all right. I've had better. I told Lazy to suck my chode yesterday. I've heard that in a long time. Holy shit, that's a 90s reference if I ever heard one. Fucking Lazy. I hope nobody's curious about your age because you're showing it. Yeah, there you go.
03:46:39
Speaker
but that's one thing that I'm I'm at least I'm at least you know said close to my age if not my real age. I think I've probably said that pretty close. Uh I'm guessing early to mid 40s. Correct. Yeah. Let's see. So, so, you're the right. Basically, the reason I because we were talking about being like that guy who is loyal to a brand and i ask like how, if you are a big guy or a small guy, because I'm a big guy. And I mean, that's no big secret. I'm i'm six, two, six, three, boys have seen me in person. Jeff knows me. Jeff and I have been friends for close to 30 fucking years. Um, like I'm a, I'm a big dude. Um, you know, so I am a, I am a creature of comfort when it comes to buying a vehicle. And I will say for me, probably what I found is
03:47:36
Speaker
Yeah. Well, what I found for me personally, Chevy makes the most comfortable vehicles out there. I had a Chevy before and before I bought my my Equinox. I had a Chevy Cruse, which I still find hilarious that you were able to fit comfortably in a case. And when I bought it, even for a guy like me, who's five three and an all of 170 pounds soaking wet, dude, that's a small car. Oh, you really are five three. I thought you were joking about that. Oh, no, I'm not.
03:48:06
Speaker
He's not even five three. He's actually four eight. I actually she was five foot and I would always tell her she's not five foot. She's four twelve.
03:48:20
Speaker
i as you learned time I've heard that. Oh, shit. No, I refuse to bring him up. He's not winning anything tonight. That yeah for me, that's why that's why that's why I prefer Chevy's because i've Owned Fords I've owned Chevy's I've owned Dodger's Chevy's are incredibly comfortable and yes i own aageges that're the most uncomfortable and ever i'm had Mostly imports to be honest that' start with me im a one I have had a link in was a mark 788 that had a 5.0 H. Oh in it
03:48:58
Speaker
So that was a big boy. um It was actually great on gas, believe it or not. Like you get on the highway and just cruise and I mean, you're not using any gas. I have a 99 Chevy Malibu outside that that it's it's it's basically the same motor that was in Glick's Pontiac, but man, that thing is comfy and it's It's my was so goddamn comfortable, man. I love that car. um Yeah, I think that's what it boils down to. Yeah. and what it What it what it boils down to. Oh, Chrysler is another one. when You know, bad memory, shitty time. But what a hell of a horrible interior Chrysler's when my grandfather was your horizon was comfortable as fuck, dude.
03:49:49
Speaker
Yeah. My horizon. Yeah. Yeah. My one of my my first car was a horizon and I fit my big ass into that and was comfortable. Now, when my grandfather passed away, you and Bob and those cars cracked me up because you're talking like two dudes that weigh minimum 300 pounds in a car and in me looks but looks like I'm getting out of a clown car.
03:50:10
Speaker
the vote yeah ah Both Bob and I could fucking literally pick up our cars. I forgot that Bob had the Dodge Omni to my horizon. yeah It's basically the same car with a different grill, let's be honest. I forgot he had the Omni. That's all. His was maroon. well But bob was's Bob was short. He was short and wild. But yeah he was his biggest round as he was tall.
03:50:36
Speaker
Yeah, we're on. Oh, shit. Is that Brian? What's up, Brian? So but that's a bitch you see. I'm all about comfort. And and for me, you know, I I haven't I've never owned an import car. But when I go car shopping, I look for comfort and I got a shout out Chevy, man. A, they make a good product. But B, I mean, for being a big guy, they're comfortable. They're comfortable shit. They really you recommend the Chevy Spark.
03:51:03
Speaker
Uh, actually I would, they're, they're comfy. They're super efficient. And with a slight bit of tuning, they're quick as fuck. I would have to i have to say out of all the vehicles I've had, uh, my 2008, when I had a 2008 Toyota Tundra, that was like the most comfortable. okay yeah will i will know well I will say shout out to Toyota because when I worked for work and that's what we had.
03:51:29
Speaker
And and I had and I had a my first truck was yeah my second truck when we upgraded it It was a Tacoma with the it was the Tacoma with the Tundra package on it that that i was that Yeah, my mine was like that I had the five-point CRD I I had the 5.7 liter V8. Um, it was the SR five quad cab, but it was like that, that work truck because it had like the bears were, I could expand it if I was towing. I would love to buy a Toyota, but man, they are not cheap. No, they are not, they are but ah you gotta got to also hand it to Toyota. Their trucks are pretty. Their trucks are pretty and their trucks they will run forever. They will outlive you.
03:52:18
Speaker
and they got aftermarket uh like you read about the aftermarket on Toyota is is right up there with the aftermarket on Honda uh for their for their civics and stuff if if you can think of it that part exists yeah that is one thing good about Honda I used to hate Hondas until I drove uh it was the uh 92 or like 93 the eg's one of those hatchbacks and then that's Once I drove that, and I just drove it to the gas station, didn't floor it or anything. And I was like, oh my God, this car is fun. I had a CRX that would just dominate. The only Honda I ever liked was a Prelude. Oh, I love Prelude. I do like the Prelude.
03:53:01
Speaker
because the preludes rear wheel drive too, which means you could drift it. Yeah. I mean, I mean, how much, I mean, Brian's, you wouldn't fit in a prelude. You wouldn't fit in a I never owned a Honda. Like, like my, my vehicle's like my first, my very first vehicle that I got was I like the Aztec. I want one actually.
03:53:24
Speaker
Yeah. you and I want one. I want one. I want one ironically. Because I'll build a body kit for it to make it look cool. I will try. But no, I mean like the first vehicle I ever had was a 2001 Dodge Ram quad cab 4x4. And then when I had that for about six and a half years, 2001.
03:53:48
Speaker
That's what the four the quad doors where it's coming to suicide. Yeah, it's it's the it's the the first gen of the new body style. Yeah Yeah, and it was like the backseat. It's the Glick. It's the first time they had that No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. All right, aren't you and I the same age? Yeah Your first car was in 2001 the first one I've ever owned. The first one I've ever owned, but beforehand, like, like throughout high school, my dad and I were shipped. I was sharing my dad's car. 94 Mercury Grand Marquis.
03:54:26
Speaker
yeah Those are awesome. They float down the road, man. Dude, the suspension on those is like a fucking boat. The air suspension is crazy though. Like it's on it's insane like out of all the issues, my dad my dad had issues with the, ah like we had to get the the the window motor window motors replaced because they brought it out. And then the air supe air suspension was a motherfucker, but Because like but when the air suspension is working, you can drive 90 miles an hour during a dirt road and not feel a thing. throughout ah Throughout all the issues that my dad had with that car, the motor was solid. like oh No issues with the motor. The only problem with those cars, their motor mounts aren't that good.
03:55:10
Speaker
I mean, it got to the point to where like, before I even got involved with the truck, like I thought, i like the moment, the money I had racked up, I had say i saved up like $3,000 and i was I was looking at the the Mercury Marauder. So wait a minute, let me ask you something, Brad. So you started with a Dodge and now you've ended up with a Ford. So you went from buy to 100% gain.
03:55:39
Speaker
I get it now. Hold on a minute. So much as it my second is My second truck, my second vehicle was ah was the Tundra. But then when I lost my job, I had to give it back. So it was a voluntary repo. Then I had to settle. I've never I've never been there. I had ah I had to settle for 2009 Chevy Cobalt from the dealership because that's what the banks wanted. Let's say those cobalt.
03:56:07
Speaker
Those cold balls are quick quick. Way underpowered though. I had 158 horse up. But the hundred if you would get the Cobalt SS, that thing will dominate. Yeah. Well, that was supercharged. I know. Supercharged. I was looking for the two door ah four door. The high four door's ugly. Yeah. I had the four door and people like, if you feel like we're like, when, when, because so you're slightly retarded too.
03:56:34
Speaker
well it's what i again because the bank because the bank said it had to be um it had to be uh uh non sports car 2005 or newer and it had to be under 100 000 miles and so all the other all you can find was a **** cobalt damn it was that it was that or a miyada and I cannot fit in the miyada I love a miyada you can really there're and donuts there are more there are more modifications you can do to a Miata than any other car on the planet. but but the one that But the thing was I hated that cobalt so much that I later got the windows tinted and then plus like the previous since I bought it used
03:57:18
Speaker
man the rims were so banged up like i did i was like i just want to hand got new rims and tires aluminum weren't they yeah i went from the fish i went from the well they had like a little plastic hubcaps yeah but there' it will covers oh and but they had steelies yeah Yeah. Steel, steel rims. So, uh, so I went ahead and I went ahead. Luckily I had a printed discount tire or America's tire to everybody else, but I went ahead and got new, I went from 15 inch rooms to 17 inch rooms with brand new tires. So I kind of gave it like a decent look to where I'm not being laughed at. Like, Oh, look at this dude here. oh dude I would roast you all day if you're still driving that Colville four door.
03:58:00
Speaker
But ah I think I said, however fifty two I think I said the two, but. I think you did. I hated it so much, but I like, I gave it a little look towards like, okay, fine. not like can look at this guy But somebody was like, well, since you did all that, are you worried about somebody stealing it? And I just said, if somebody stole this car, they had way lift they have way low-esteem than I do. And on top of that, if they stole it, they did me a favor.
03:58:29
Speaker
No, I had a, I had a 97 Dodge Neon two-door. Yeah. Uh, I hated the two-door look, but I put about $5,000 underneath the hood and in parts and it was putting out a little over 600 horsepower. The car wasn't even worth $5,000. She twat. No, it's not. It's not. think about But what um in my defense, I did beat a Dodge Viper under drag race.
03:58:54
Speaker
i mean like i mean like with the cool ball is like it It's on YouTube like on on the cobalt if I decide to keep it okay, it's on YouTube you can show it right now i was go to be bring it up put cheap s alpine sound system in it And i want I want to see you in the driver's seat I'm past my bedtime so fair i go say yeah But then after, I think I had it for like five, five or six years. I traded it in and I had a brand new, a brand new Jeep Patriot 2015. Got that sucker brand new, had for three years and then I totaled it. I totaled it and then gave it a roll. And then after that, then I got my Dodge. I mean, not my Dodge, my Ford.
03:59:46
Speaker
But I'm not going to lie, though, like I was before looking around for the F-150. I just had a solid feel on that one because it was within my price range. And the monthly note was right where I needed to be. So, a hum but I was looking at like, I was looking at like the Chevy Avalanche, the Cadillac Escalade Avalanche.
04:00:09
Speaker
um I was looking at the GMC Canyon when they first came out. Because I like the GMC Canyon. I really like the work. And then I looked up the GMC Terrain Denali. Hold on. Let's see this. I don't know. I don't see you in the driver's seat. Well, you can't see me in the driver's seat. I didn't shoot the video, dude. Hold on. Say that again. Mid-Ohio. So, yeah. I'm still not buying it. I'm going to share my screen again. I see you in a picture of that.
04:00:43
Speaker
I'll see you in a picture of that car and you can see me in the car. Oh,
04:00:51
Speaker
oh you can clearly see him right there. I saw. Didn't the Dodge Viper have like 500 horsepower? Yeah, but my name out of had six. You're what? My name had 600. I thought it was a co I thought it was a cobalt.
04:01:11
Speaker
No, that was a Dodge Neon. Brian had the Cobalt. I had the Cobalt. I've never owned a Cobalt, but I've driven. My brother had a Cobalt SS and that thing was quick. I did. I did. One time though, I gave it, I gave it like a lot of thought. It was like that, uh, the Dodge, uh, caliber SRT four. Yeah. They look sexy, but, but their transmissions are dog shit and the suspension is trash. But I mean, but it was like, it was like, wow, 300 horsepower in a four cylinder. What? would Yeah.
04:01:43
Speaker
like right off the line, right off the assembly line. I'm like, what? 300 horsepower in a force. You got to hand it to Dodge. They make a shit interior, but their motors just all power. I mean, and then also too, and also too, when I was looking around, I mean, I was a fan of the Dodge Magnum SRT. I wanted the Dodge Magnum. I liked it. It looks like a first. I like the Magnum. Exactly. Yeah. I was like, what's wrong with the sport? A sporty station wagon.
04:02:12
Speaker
Mercedes makes a C63 AMG black series that's a wagon. And that thing's, it's a V8 twin turbo, and it puts out 500 horse from the factory. And it's gorgeous. Yeah. So why is there one like that? I'm gonna knock the wagons, man. Yeah. The right wagon will smoke you. I mean, like, even like the Volkswagen station wagon was nice looking. I like the old boxy fucking Volvo wagons.
04:02:41
Speaker
oh Yeah next ultimate sleeper five-cylinder turbo that will dominate so i gotta head out man y'allnna thanks for having me me you' have a great night quick enough Appreciate you coming up brother. Yeah, my pleasure. Thanks for having me Yeah Brian Brian Brian, where's your where's your where's your crew at? Where's Tony be at?
04:03:10
Speaker
man, they're probably taking their naps. I mean, like Joe joe is our old joe joe is joe is drowning his sorrows because he's such a Steelers fan that he now like pretty much denounced being a Steelers fan and becoming a Jets fan. Ted probably taking a nap. Tony probably taking a nap as they always do. A nap? A nap? It's like, Tony's like 912. They take naps.
04:03:40
Speaker
I'm taking a nap. Well, um, we, I mean,
04:03:49
Speaker
like, yeah, dang, dude, the Ravens running back nearly with more yards, 155 than the entire Steelers offense. I just told Tony, I just told Tony, I just told Tony that you called him old and lame. No, I didn't.
04:04:07
Speaker
Yeah, I did. You know what? and That's
Fantasy Football Journey
04:04:10
Speaker
that's what I that's that's what I said. My word is. But yeah, I know. You know, he knows that that that's you that said that not me. No, no, no, no. He knows how I know. Unfortunately, unfortunate you can say that. i You can say that I said it, but he knows I didn't say it. but unfortunately Unfortunately, I'd like to I'd like to make an emergency pick and call my shot. I'm going to drop Christina Applegate and pick up Nikki.
04:04:37
Speaker
I make that change real quick, Jeff, because I have another announcement to make after you make the change. I'll change it. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, it's just been announced that Nikki isn't alive yourself in the back. Because this think that she came back here in the third quarter and she was like, fuck this game, I'm taking a bath.
04:05:00
Speaker
She has not denounced her team or anything like that. She just as She's slowly becoming a Browns fan. No, that won't ever happen. Well, the hell has frozen over. Oh, it's frozen over. And I have another announcement to make. Cats and dogs living together, pure chaos. I have another announcement to make. Nikki is officially a Cleveland Browns fan. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit.
04:05:32
Speaker
Notice she didn't say anything when I added her to the celebrity the angel of deathless and Made my emergency pick and called my shop and got all those points bitch on my screen well you Yeah, I love you, Tony. See, see, I told you, buddy, he knows that you said it, not I say he knows how I talk. that's I quoted, I quoted what Brian said. Yeah, I saw the quotes on the text and everything. yeah Hi, Tony. What you doing, buddy? Can't believe I was texting you on that damn game. I actually blame Click.
04:06:21
Speaker
I called it. and football game I called it. youre I don't think, I think we're all kind of in shock. Cause even Brian being a Texans fan, he said that the charges, he, I thought the charges didn't go, you know, cause Texans are struggling with the offensive line. And I figured yeah with the way the chargers are for the defense, I'm like, shit, they're going to, they're going to, I mean, earlier in the, in the first quarter, like I was so pissed out because Laramie tonsil got bullied.
04:06:49
Speaker
And that kind of like, I was like, man, here we go again. I don't want to, I don't want to ever take, I don't want to ever take with, with football talking. Now I know you, Tony, are you doing your show tomorrow? Are you guys doing a show tomorrow? I'm going to try to pop in. Hold on. Hold on, Brian. Hold on, Brian. I got, I got you buddy. I got your bag buddy. Are you seeing what I did when you came in here? You see what I did?
04:07:14
Speaker
You see what I did when you came in here? I got your back, brother. I'm going to try to pop in and at least say hello and and and while I'm setting up the studio tomorrow. Obviously, you know you guys are more than welcome to come up in here. Tony, this is twice this is twice in one day in less than a 12-hour span that we've been on lives together. I'm just saying. They're going to be some mad motherfuckers out there.
04:07:38
Speaker
I'm so tired of motherfuckers. Man, I mean, for sure they ain't do to them. They can kiss my ass. I always blame you, Tony. It's my fault. It's a new year, man. I'm shouting you guys, I was shouting you out earlier, not necessarily the league itself, but your broadcasting. I'm super proud of you. And you guys, you guys kicked ass this year, man. I'm super proud of you. Who was there? I see him. He kicked ass, goddamn it. I mean,
04:08:03
Speaker
ah The league was the league was better this year definitely better this year But the broadcasting is what I was focusing on I do want to say I do want to say salute and cheers to you man The broadcasting was awesome this year because even though I wasn't in the chat all the time I always had you guys in my ear while I was setting up for for for my football show a huge shout out to you guys man a phenomenal year of i Fantasy book for fantasy football because you guys focus on the fantasy football man. You guys you guys killed it this year I'm definitely proud of you for that, man. We took on a family seat. Rich always wanted to see how we would deal with our predictions. And Mike always brings up the stats and the aspects. So they have helped me from what it was when I first started. I was just thinking with what was there and that was it. Yeah. I'm grateful for them helping me carry it through. Brian's been busy. Ted's been busy. Smells been busy. Jojo's been busy.
04:08:58
Speaker
You was doing your thing, so it was cool. Even when we were shouting each other's show out this season, they got us for that shit for real. Absolutely, absolutely. And they already told me, you said, you better get ready for next season. I was going to let it go after this one. He said, uh-uh. Uh-uh. So we'll be back up here for you. I'm hoping the league gets a little bit more active. I know I haven't seen it. You know what's crazy? Let me jump in on that. I want to say something. As much as we don't hear from the other members,
04:09:28
Speaker
They're making their roster changes during the season. I ain't saying nothing else. Yeah, no I haven't. I haven't seen nor heard from Golf Hawk except for when he. Hobbled his silly ass into the playoffs in your fantasy league and and then I was like I was like bro. Until it's until it's 100% active until people are doing their thing, don't come at me with that bullshit.
04:09:54
Speaker
I was like, I'm still hanging out. Like obviously I'm making sure I want to, I'm going to keep my spot filled. There's also a part of me where it's like, I'm going to be here spiked record. I had the best record in the league, but the playoffs did not treat me kind in fantasy football this year in my personal league. I wound up fourth place because and I had the best record in that league.
04:10:18
Speaker
And then in and the in the in the podcast league, not paying attention. Uh, we were we were at a Steelers game the last regular game of the season, not paying attention. I told Derek, my co host on unnecessary red muscle Sunday said I'm gonna let you get this win. Uh, not paying attention to the league, because of course we're we're we're at Accu sure Stadium in Pittsburgh for Pittsburgh and Cleveland and and not realizing that me.
04:10:46
Speaker
Dropping that dub completely kicked me out of the playoffs. I was in full place for a little bit. And I was like, OK, I'm going to meet the playoffs this year. i think I think I wound up in third and in in in your league this year. You got third. You got second. Ted in golf. I actually did with Nick and Nick in that last game. Yeah. The playoffs did not treat me well in fantasy football. I had a great team all season long, kind of shit to bed and when the playoffs came about. This is what it is. I still love fans i still love doing fantasy football.
04:11:18
Speaker
I can't bring out fantasy football and I can't bring up the nonsensical fantasy football league without. Giving recognition where recognition is due that he demands. i Remember, I can't. I can't. Oh, he went away. You can't do it now. I can't. I can't. I can't remember Brian. Brian help me out. I can't remember who who won the league this year. You saw a bath. Oh, sorry. He can't answer. He's gone.
04:11:48
Speaker
Wow. Get this man in his fucking moment. Acknowledged. No, I refuse. Clean sweep on Jeff. My glory is strong. Clean sweep on Jeff. Shut up, Brian. Don't be asking. No, I'm just saying, I'm getting into my assholes and yours smell like shit, Brian. I will say, I will say shout out to Brian. Congratulations on your victory, brother. You know who you didn't clean sweep this year?
04:12:18
Speaker
you Yeah. yeah yeah i'm glad to get pay Listen, one thing go add i think i way I think I got one on no. I think i think we we're one in one against each other. Yeah, we're one on one. Yeah. Brian Credit. He was talking about wanting to help with fantasy football and that's how a bunch of this started with us. So we finally did with the championship. So that's the crown for what we've been trying to create, what we we're trying to do, honestly.
04:12:42
Speaker
and and and and And a lot of us, and a lot of us were kind of confused. Like none of us really knew what was going on with, with your league. I mean, I know I was talking to Brian and Brian's like, do you want Allison? No, I don't, I don't want to leave Tony without, you know, I like, I don't, I don't want to, I don't want to leave him without a guy. I'll be in there. I'll just, I'll just be there. You know what I mean? ah But I'm looking forward to not only your league, but I'm looking forward to our league.
04:13:09
Speaker
i'm I'm hoping next season I'm hoping to go to 12 teams. yeah i mean i think on and I think I have the people there jumping, but I want to make it active. I want to make sure everybody's active. I'm removing a couple people this this season. Jeff, not you. You're stuck.
04:13:26
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united
04:13:29
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ah No problem. you know can do this i can do that yeah But I'm hoping to do 12 teams and everybody be active. And at the end of the season, uh, this will be the first, I mean, we're, we're, we're coming into our quote unquote third season, but I want to do so if we can get 12 teams, no less than 10, I want to do something for the winner.
04:13:50
Speaker
we We had eight this year, but I had to create a second account, which was what we called our what we called our bye week because everybody played the second account twice. And the second account, dude, dude, you should have seen the roster for the second account, dude. It was insane. It was like second and third. It was like third and fourth string guys that never even either They went, they went 0-14. It was the bye week for everybody. And everybody got to play the, the Hammond-Agers team twice. So everybody had two guaranteed wins. But shout out to, shout out to the nonsensical network podcast league, because outside of Jeff, everybody was nine and five. That's a tough lead. That's strong. How the hell y'all do that? Oh dude, I was nine and, I was nine and five. I quickly gave up.
04:14:37
Speaker
Connor and I were nine to five. Connor was talking mad shit to me, and I was talking about shit to him. but then when and But then when it turned out the way it was, like all I got was, fuck you, Brian. Go to hell, Brian. Nobody likes you. I will say this being in the being the the great champion that I am, the humble humble champion that I am, out of an 18 league, I came in seven.
04:15:04
Speaker
so I ate absolute shit in the postseason. Is Cam okay? Cuz I noticed he didn't do a lot and I don't know if it was the schedules or whatever. yeah Cam is fine as far as fantasy football goes. Cam is uh uh DNR. Okay. You might as well look at replacing him. He got got kicked out of my personal league this year. Okay. So that's that's where he stands. Uh he'll he'll be out uh his brother will probably be out next year so uh
04:15:35
Speaker
guaranteed. I think Brian's coming back for the not sensible Lee. Uh I'm coming back. Jeff's coming back. I'll message him. You know what I'm saying? fish Yeah. Uh Tony, you said you're in. I think Derek's coming back next year. Uh I got a few people that I've interviewed on my music show that said they're down next year. Of course. So, I think I think I think we'll easily feel we'll easily fill ten teams and we might easily get that twelve that that twelve man that twelve man uh Uh, squat and fantasy football. and it And at the end of this season, whoever wins, I want to do like, uh, yeah, I gotta put Nikki to work. I'm going to do like a little, uh, prize pack, you know, and then have every, and then send out a little swag pack to the winner.
04:16:18
Speaker
you and im sure and I'll make sure that you know that's not even an issue if you can't. to Keep it free so we don't have any drama for this and that. Like I said, everybody wanted me to put some money on the pot for the first league and ain't nobody gave the champ a built yet. Now he y he owns three.
04:16:36
Speaker
it Until it's 100% act, he he yelled at me. He said, don't you dare diminish my victory. I said, ah until it's 100% until you join a man's league and you get active.
04:16:54
Speaker
but not I'm the lead of all leads. This this year, this year this year and this why and that's what I said, I gotta give you the proper shout out, man. the the The last two seasons has been kind of dead, but this year this year was definitely more active, man. I wasn't gonna do a whole lot, but keep it basic. They came in and- And there's nothing wrong with that. I was gonna keep it real basic, 30 minute show when I'm done. That was all I was gonna do, but they came in and they completed it, so it helps.
04:17:24
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, like like i was ah I was a part of like the the sleeper league and I was one game away to go to the championship and I got swiped because that's what CJ Stroud did not do so well. And then on top of that, I had some guys that are on my defense got taken out. told and i was a being damn boy I was like, I was like, man, that but that would have been cool. Like because already like in one of my in one of the ESPN leagues that I'm in, I won that one. That was like back in 2018, 2019. And then and then like the NFL dot.com fred league that I accidentally joined. I won that one. I just seen your snap. to And then and now I win this one. So I'm like, OK, cool. Three times. All right.
04:18:11
Speaker
takes showsly different me certainly see Short sweet yeah so i just see tedy stabb he said that mother i we you leave it but amazing jeff i't readlthough although i would like some kind words from jeff though not gonna happen came mccon not gonna happen jeff and because I purposely took a dive. i will I will, I will say, I will say, Jeff, you can say whatever you want to say. I will say this with the exception of cam this year. I know we only had, we only had eight teams. I know I had to create a secondary league, just our team. And the thing that sucks is that we, we, we had a, we had a full squad and then literally the last fucking minute, uh, two guys dropped out because they were scared. Yeah. Um, give what
04:19:08
Speaker
of me beating them. Because let's be honest, Tony, if I beat you like the way I beat Brian last year, it's hard to bring your head back up. I think Brian redeemed himself this year. Yeah, clean sweep. Nobody fucking asked you. I think i do i think you should give him a little bit of that. Maybe I might add, in convincing fashion.
04:19:32
Speaker
I think, I think, I think, Jeff, you can say you took a dive and you laid down all you want. We talked every week, and I know you was making the move. I will say this only once. Congratulations, Brian. Wow. Point made. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Let me say thank you so much. Jeff on the line, so, ladies and gentlemen. You hit the wrong button. I didn't hit any buttons. All I need now is Connor. I would like five minutes from Connor to acknowledge. However, the one day will come when I beat you all. And I expect it. That's what I said. Praise all day.
04:20:21
Speaker
That's what I said, Jeff. You can say whatever you want about taking a dive. But we talked every week, and I know you was moving and shuffling and playing around. You know what? Here's the problem I had this year. About a quarter of the way into the season, every move I made I should have done the opposite. It's a coin flip, man. It really is. But here's the crazy thing. You don't. It's crazy. No, but like, I was doing research. I never do research on sports. I was asking for advice all day long. And everything I've already said, I should have done the opposite. And that's no shade on anybody. It just comes down to, at the end of the day, sometimes it is luck.
04:21:09
Speaker
It is look in fantasy it is look it is like because like, yeah, I would have like all my rosters. I would like, damn, I have tough decisions. And then the one guys that I thought that would do well did not do so well. I mean, hell, there was even like in my other ESPN league that I'm a part of. My bench was so successful, even though like on the starting lineup that I had was projected to win. Nope, my bench was the winner. Right. Like, I'm like, damn, what the hell?
04:21:40
Speaker
it's it's a Yeah, it's it's it's a roll of the dice, man. I mean, you know i mean hell, i thought like what like ah terry mc I had Terry McLaurin on my NFL and both of my ESPN. And I benched him because he wasn't producing. And then all of a sudden, one week, he blew up. And I'm like, I should have started him.
04:22:02
Speaker
Right. Yeah. It's even during the draft, even during the draft, I took players that you guys talk about all the fucking time and this year. And I don't, I think it's only because I picked them. They did shit. You have the same bed you had the same luck with fantasy football. Like I had with picking goddamn Jimmy fucking Carter. Exactly.
04:22:30
Speaker
You know, it's your fault. I blame you. Jimmy Carter's there. We can put a lid on him. Oh, own coffee money soonly i not just I appreciate that place. I'll see you in hell, Jimmy Carter. I'll see you in hell, you piece of shit. Tony, did you see the new list? No. Have you seen the new list? Check it out.
04:22:55
Speaker
I dropped the emergency pigs. Drop one of yours. We're calling you. Your son is called in. Y'all are terrible. It's literally we just started. Y'all it's been a week. Robinson, you need your ass whipped. Dude, there's a lot of people on there that I did. Dude, I picked Smokey last year and he ain't got any. Bob Zuker? I'm telling it. Bob Zuker's in his ninth.
04:23:23
Speaker
you so this more focus She's got cancer bro. No, she's got she's got she's got least no i could probably send Okay, I could probably honestly this okay out of Jeff's column wait Tim Curry already passed no Tim Curry is ah He's basically unable to take care of himself and he's wheelchair bound after having a stroke in 2023.
04:23:47
Speaker
Rick Van Dyke's name is Spell Room. Okay. Okay. So, at a Jeff's column, I would I say... Shut up, Tony! Fucking crazy. I would say Alan Alda and Billy Connolly. No, Bob Euchre. Bob Euchre and Billy... Billy Connolly. Alan Alda's getting up there, too. You fucked his name up. Yeah, Alan Alda. This is for this list. So, then, for Connor's list, I would probably would say George Takei.
04:24:17
Speaker
Uh, and Pope Francis Patton Oswald. <unk> terrible and a rickless had a riley honor That's a dick out of Rick's list. It'll be brushed. Hold on. one second, Brian. Last year, Connor put Reba fucking McIntyre on his list. Did he put Reba McIntyre on his list again? His last pick.
04:24:45
Speaker
He put Reva McIntyre on his list just a few days ago. Mae Young already passed. Who? I can't stand them. Mae Young. No, no, because as we were picking these, Brian, I was checking. They're all still alive. Oh, no. And I called this during the show. I said Mae Young was dead. Mae Young was already dead. She's been dead. Who has Mae Young? Who has WALL-E. Who has it? Mae Young? WALL-E. WALL-E. Who called it during this show? He spelled me wrong. Shut up, Tony. It was text. Talk to text. He spelled Jeremy Sanderson with an A. He said she's dead and you guys all said no. Once again, Tony, it was talk to text.
04:25:30
Speaker
oh yeah how like how yeah maybe yeah man young is already dead How do we deal with that? ah ah he's gonna have go votes are you picked Tim Curry is already dead. jesus she Tim Curry is not dead. I just looked it up today. I got it during the show when he said it. I said, that's right. May Young is died in 2014. I thought Buzz Aldrin was already dead. oh Dan 2014. He's like 10 years off base. Fuck. Yeah.
04:25:57
Speaker
okay my god thats keep just a blank um he's goingnna have to pick an emergency pick like reach out to wally and tell him he's either going to have to take an L on that one and not be able to get the full points. Or he's going to have to replace it with an emergency pick. At a Wally's list, I would say Clint Eastwood, Lex Luger, Willie Nelson, and Rick Flair. Willie Nelson's going to live forever. Willie's going to keep him alive. And then on Blazer's list, um bladeze' list i would I would say Mitch McConnell, Noam Chomsky,
04:26:37
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bu aldr
04:26:40
Speaker
patrick stewart's got another six years on him we's got cho believe joe might plays big trump just because he's an asshole trump days but i think Yeah, I think Trump and Biden. He picked Trump because it's wishful thinking. Let's be honest. I didn't want to show any favorites. know However, I had Biden last year.
04:27:04
Speaker
So, and then out of Glick's list, I would say Steve McMichaels. This is terrible. Dude, do you did way are you saying people who won't die? No, no, that will. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Steve McMichaels. i don't know i don't know I don't know who Stanley Baxter is.
04:27:25
Speaker
Mel Brooks, I don't know man. Gotta spin the dreidel. He's pushing, he's pushing triple digits. ah Christina Applegate, I don't know man. Listen, now listen, unlike these guys, because we added emergency picks this year.
04:27:48
Speaker
and I made a couple picks that were easy. Why is it Nancy Pelosi on this list? We thought about it. I made a couple picks. We can have three emergency picks, but in order to make an emergency pick,
04:28:04
Speaker
You have to drop one of your, ah one of your original picks. So I made easy throwaway picks. So when I make an emergency pick, I don't have to debate who I want to get rid of. Because if you see that black line right there, black part, the WWE superstar, he was an emergency pick.
04:28:24
Speaker
You know who I had in this place? That's why Split has five points. He had P. Diddy. I had P. Diddy in his place because I knew it was a throw. I knew you loved that Tony. I knew it was a throw away pick. It was a throw away pick. Jimmy Hart or Joe Briscoe? Jimmy Hart's never going to die. What about Joe Briscoe? I can't stand your motherfuckers. You have to play the game. You have to play the game.
04:28:52
Speaker
Tony, Tony, you were like crack, you're addicted, you can't help it. And all I gotta say, Jeff, if you drop that picture down, all I have to say is.
04:29:08
Speaker
getting no shit yeah yeah I can't stand you, motherfucker. Somebody to be dead We're not wishing not wishing We started we're not wishing well, but Well, I didn't wish Jimmy Carter would have died last year It is not on the list <unk>s the worst president ever Tony
04:29:43
Speaker
Bill Clinton like like like why is it Bill Clinton? Why is it Bill Clinton? I mean it's kind of funny because everybody looks at Bill Clinton like everybody looks at Bill Clinton like oh my god he looks so sick but then you look at Hillary like everybody going oh my god Hillary looks so great. I'm like well gee
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04:30:00
Speaker
if you were married to a woman like Hillary she'll suck the leg. You were married to a fucking vampire you'd look like that too. Exactly.
04:30:05
Speaker
At the end of the day, most Clinton is not going to die unless he crosses Hillary in a really bad way. If you look at most of our picks, most of them are pushing 100. We're not wishing death on anybody, but death is inevitable. What are you talking about? Death is always there. I'm married to Hillary. We praise for death, let's be honest. The moment we're born. That's why we have so much houses that we're hiller and i We live like we live like Will and Jada. We're divorced but yet we're not making it public. Some things never change. so I have never changed. it most to Some things never change and Tony is a judgey. mcjudgerson Yeah, Tony. Why don't you get off your high horse and come down here with the rest of us. Ladies and gentlemen, coups come to the bill. Come to the william we are not the only ones, Tony. I have a Hooters built inside. I've never seen anybody make a list like that.
04:31:04
Speaker
The show puts money on it, brother. One of the most popular one of the most popular morning shows in the country. This is like I said, I got to give credit where credit is due. They have done a celebrity death toll for years. Who was so Mike Mike out to show out of Florida. OK, never.
04:31:26
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, they, they, on par with Florida. So, so, so, so that's kind of like where I, I got to give credit where credit's due. Cause you know, God forbid they ever listen to this podcast and not that they will, because I, you know, once upon a time I sent Mike a message and I asked him about advice. He was like, you guys are live right now and you have one person. I'm like, Jesus Christ, you're the same asshole who fucking promoted a fucking retard and and got him a best of the bay fucking award and now the son of a bitch won't let it go but I just sent you a message asking for advice because I look up to you. We said we're live and we got one person that's so fucked up. I was like that was that was like you know you would think that I would stop listening to his morning show but I am a huge fan but i but it's like all right my captain I see you I see you you you fucking elevated a fucking retard like literally
04:32:16
Speaker
Uh, but that's cool. That's cool. It is what it is. I just asked for a little bit of advice. Don't worry about it. One day, Mike, count you'll be still on Tampa Bay radio, being the best in Tampa Bay. And we'll be bigger than Joe Rogan. And you'll be talking about us on your, on your little radio show. That's all I gotta say. I'm still a fan. I love my council. I love the Mike council show.
04:32:38
Speaker
You know what? We might be close to in times as as as Michael Bathurst said earlier, he was like, holy **** Look at this panel. Nobody thought this was going to happen. And it was Tony. I mean, it was Tony and Brian, myself, Rich and and and and Michael Bathurst and and and Ted was too afraid because Ted Fierce. I can't wait. Yeah, he did come. Yeah, he came after I left because he because he's afraid of me. You can tell him I said that because I put it in the comments. It was later in my show that I've been to work I told you. You're not wrong. You used to be late, man. You used to be late, but goddamn Ted Hicks. There's the definition of, um I'll show, I'll be there when I get there, motherfucker. I'm a right star. I'll be what I want. My name's Ted motherfucking Hicks.
04:33:26
Speaker
but but the man yeah i When I was in the gym, man, I was like, God, I want to jump back out here. When I'm working out, man, I wanted to get into Bathurst. That dude loves to hate him some Buffalo Bills. you like He loves the Bills. He's got a problem with Staphon Diggs. It's not the Bills. He's got a problem with Staphon Diggs. Staphon Diggs is in Houston. I know, but he didn't like him. He was hearing that Staphon Diggs was a problem. I'm like, but they need him because His problem is he left Minnesota to go to Buffalo to get a championship. They didn't get one. Now he's down there. He's on the verge. Bigger to the Texas for winning the playoff game first. Fucking off when the last time. done
04:34:05
Speaker
Shout out to the Texans, but they did the same thing last year. The thing with the Texans though, it's like they get they get past the wild card, but then when they get to the divisional, they freeze. So it was the wild card that they win. They don't win the divisionals, but they count as playoff wins, don't they? Yeah. Yeah, also play what the wild card wins, but it's just division it's and it's and the And the fucking thing about it is though,
04:34:29
Speaker
like out of the four times that they've been to the divisional, they lost to Kansas city on that one year, but the rest had always been Baltimore. Yeah. And who do they have in the divisional? It's going to come down to Kansas, Baltimore. Let me, let me look it up. I'll look it up. See what I was going to say, because, because tomorrow we got, we got Denver and Buffalo, Kansas is on a bi-week and Baltimore's already locked it in. So it's one of those three teams, right?
04:35:00
Speaker
Okay, so yeah and they did the same thing last year Cleveland fucking smoked Houston in the regular season and then you get into the wild card game and Houston looks phenomenal but the divisional round playoff game they got destroyed So for the divisional so for the divisional Houston's gonna face Kansas City Okay but you're And then so so the winner of Denver and both the the winner of Denver or Buffalo I will face Baltimore. Yeah, man, you know what? I feel bad for Houston, because and and we're going to talk more on this tomorrow. I hate to just, sorry, Jeff. Sorry, Blaze. Leave Leave I'll leave it to tomorrow. I'll leave it to tomorrow. Anywho, Blaze, are you going to get this some fantasy football next year, Blaze? Probably not. Called it.
04:36:00
Speaker
What if I told you you had to because you're because you're a member of the network and we need all hands on deck. We'll lose two shows. I'll ask you where it says at my contract. I'll tell you to come back up here and I'll show you. I'll show you the truck stop. I'll show you the truck stop.
04:36:26
Speaker
Now, I feel like person that I forced to be a part of. fan supervals because he's you did force jeff to be in it that's true we did well you but it would be weird for me not to be in it because i am the co-creator so it's like But you don't know foot out it makes sense that you wasn't but he he doesn't do terrible this season this season and like like Brian said man and then Tony you know this as fantasy football guys It's a flip of the coin. I mean a guy can I did really well last year. I didn't make the playoffs. I did really well in the regular season. So if you did do it, I want to congratulate you for paying attention to Bill King's Fantasy Football League, Sunday mornings at 1030 AM. Tony, I'm going to be honest with you. I don't do any research. I've been interested in a lot of you for the past three seasons. However, what I'm going to do next year, Tony, if you're not in the league, I'm just going to send you my sign in and we'll collaborate.
04:37:24
Speaker
you tell me what you're doing and we will dominate the nonsensical network fantasy football league Jeff and Jeff and blaze my quick it guys I need to sound like this is warning warning shameless plug warning shameless oh that's a tough one I was just watching a replay when you were on television how much you was plugging your damn show with shit you was going crazy I was like Jesus don't want to hear this shit from you motherfucker You didn't even like you didn't even like gradually slide that in you just you just forced it in dry, right? Yeah, yeah You didn't even spit on it, Tony. What happened to the Hawk Toto, man? Nothing. Sunday morning, 1030. 1030. Final Fantasy Football League. Final Fantasy Football League on Sunday morning. Tony, if you're gonna treat me like that, you gotta at least you'll surprise.
04:38:18
Speaker
Yeah, king fantasy football. Hey man, shout outs of your props, man. It's a nice, you know, it's cool because I, you know, now we all welcome to the club, Tony.
04:38:36
Speaker
Tony, you love me. You need me in your life. You can't help it. The cool, the cool thing about Sundays is, you know, you, you do your fantasy football show. And, and then it leads right into our football show, which has now become the full fledged sports show on here on the network. and And I've seen where you guys, where you guys have shouted us out and we tried to shout you guys out and thank you guys. and Thank you guys for the lead up because i was just coming with you in the first yeah like we got you you you cover fantasy and then we come out of fantasy right into.
04:39:06
Speaker
game day like game day talk we come into football talk and but yeah yeah it's it's it's a nice it's a nice lead up it's it's a cool lead up especially if if we're sharing um uh viewers you know what i mean because uh people that are in the fantasy world they get that fantasy talk but then they get uh if you're in the fantasy world more than likely with the exception of jeff you're also a fan of football so then you want to hear the most sense any football fan most of your football fans don't do fantasy and if you understand the two you can understand the game better that's how i see what i see in these games
04:39:41
Speaker
and I carry it like that on purpose because we don't just talk and it I start off with my go ahead. What you got when you guys are like a multiple fantasy football league, do you guys pick the same team every time or how's that work? It's just whoever is available, whoever is available like you can select who you would like to have, but if somebody grabs them, it will let you know and you just have to improvise with your alternatives of who you already have selected. You go through the draft every time. So for me, I know the players that I want every season. It depends on how the draft comes.
04:40:11
Speaker
Yeah, I think, I think for me, I had three teams this year. I did have, I'll say it was, um, I, maybe a 75, 25. I had 25% of my teams were the same players. What the hell going on?
04:40:39
Speaker
I was, I was burping. I was, I was trying not to like, I was trying not to be like. Oh, he's about to do the Wendy Williams on us. Come on. yes but the I smell toast. I smell toast Tony.
04:40:57
Speaker
Yeah, I think I'm about to pick. Yeah, the oh here we go. Come up on, call 911. We need to let us check. I'm going. sta no I think I think I think for me personally, it was ah it was a good 7525 split. 25% of my players were across the board. um And then the other yeah I had a lot of it boils down to who's available, where you draft at, where your spots at and.
04:41:25
Speaker
and stuff like that. Obviously, there's key players that everybody wants to have. And if you're fortunate enough to be in multiple leagues and you're fortunate enough to grab that player across across those leagues, then fucking grab it. But i think a lot of guys I think a lot of guys this season came out of the woodwork and solidified themselves as 2025 beyond the watch for.
04:41:54
Speaker
And I'll be there. Don't worry, Jeff. I'll be there. I got your back. I'll be there to help you on draft day.
04:42:01
Speaker
You should... doug Jeff, you should totally draft Amarena. The guy from Eastern Europe... I'm getting Shane Falco next year, motherfucker. I'm calling it. Jeff started... Nigel Gruff is my kicker.
04:42:16
Speaker
Jeff's starting quarterback will be Tom Brady and his backup quarterback will be Dan Marino. And he'll be like, I know Tom Brady. He was in Ted too. And Dan Marino was in Ace Ventura. I like those guys. know but I know them. Let's be honest. His running back will be Nellie. Oh, no. Oh, no. I mean, Nellie was the beast running back. Don't get me wrong. He was quick.
04:42:47
Speaker
we'll get that big guy from the longest yard that that cried when he broke his nose. plays on po He's to pick the uh the defense from uh from the uh uh what was that uh the mud dogs mud hens or whatever that yeah just like I got my defense unbelievable remember that time Bobby Boucher
04:43:14
Speaker
I have a water boy jersey. Shout out to Nikki. I got my water boy jersey for Christmas this year. Add into my collection. Tony Dean, Tony, I don't know if you know. Didn't you get out Bundy's number yet? Dude, my collection, ah shout out to, again, shout out to Nikki, man. She's awesome. So, you know, I said that I wanted to start collecting jerseys from sports movies and stuff. In this year alone, well, last year alone in 2024, I already had Twitter.
04:43:44
Speaker
She got me Billy Bob and she got me Moxon from varsity blues. um She got me, I think she just bought it just because. ah There was no real reason behind it, but just because she bought me the Al Bundy poke high jersey. Yeah, poor rushing touchdowns in the game. And for Christmas, I got my Bobby Boucher jersey.
04:44:08
Speaker
So my collection is growing. Nicki's Nicki's fucking killing it. man So all yeah all you need now all you need now is a steam and Willie Beeman. I do. want I do. I do want Willie Beeman. I was like a Sox fan. I as much as I hate the Chicago Blackhawks, I want a Griswold jersey. right I want that too. And I and I and I and I have my Shane Falco jersey in there. I got my Shane Falco jersey.
04:44:37
Speaker
i Want I want the watching I want the Adam Sandler slash Burt Reynolds from the longest yard Jersey. I want the baby boy Jersey from from fucking That baseball movie the Keanu Reeves The dude that listens to notorious B.I.G. All the time with his headphones I want love you when you call me big let me call him big pop What the hell was the name of that game? no and you know I want to get the mit the Mighty Duck jerseys.
04:45:09
Speaker
yeah know i just want to just want like i'm not even I'm not even worried about like, now I do got to get me a Pittsburgh penguins jersey. And I would love to get me a Cleveland cap. Hardball, by the way. Yeah, hardball. But I'm i'm more focused on my my movie jersey collection right now.
04:45:26
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You know, I just want to I just want to fill that out. And I got my man. I got my man. I found out in a football jersey from one of the greatest movies of all time. Barry Gordy's Last Dragon. I got a show. No football jersey. Who is the master? Don't know. I want to see that movie. ah what What Jesus? Oh, God.
04:45:50
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somebody fired you. Please fire oh my **** thing. It's midnight. I'm turning in. I gotta get up in the morning. Gentlemen. I mean, ah I mean, uh I mean, uh plus Tony's gotta go as **** he's hurting. Oh, **** you don't get up when I do in the morning because you don't do nothing else as much as I do. How about that? How is that a diss?
04:46:13
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I'm living my best life, Tony. What do you want a sunday you or here you are I'll see you over there. you run away yeah work to mom and then Take care. Live long and prosper. All that good stuff. ah the jo wall sure like turn and no just king strong I love you, Tony. like the earn The one Jersey I want to get is a Latimer from the program. He didn't say he didn't love me. He said, oh i got shit I love you. I thought i know. I would have, I would have died of shock.
04:46:46
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but sla more Lattimore from the program. Oh, no. yeah yeah that was Who was that that played that character? wow He played Zane Geef on Street Fighter. Oh, his name is Andrew Bransky. His name is Andrew Bransky. I met him and in real life. I met him here. He got a tattoo from my tattoo artist.
04:47:14
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and then uh and then also too I want to get that I want to get that one jersey from uh uh unnecessary roughness the uh the Samoan dude yes yeah I want Kathy Ireland just be you want her short look at the island uh yeah well I'll settle for Kathy Ireland let's be honest uh uh Bransky played uh he he was Jason one of the Jason movies right or was he my no he was he was actually Leatherface Leatherface. That's what it was. You played Leatherface. And the Cathy Beale. Not Cathy Beale. What's her name? Christian. It's not Cathy. What's her name? It was... The one where they show up in the... Yeah.
04:48:03
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Andrew Bransky was Leatherface. When I met him, he told me that because but I get it, I'm a short guy, but this motherfucker would tower over you, Glick. He was massive. His arms were the size of my fucking torso.
04:48:23
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um But I do want to give him an icebox. It was funny, him and I walking down the street. I do want to get an icebox jersey. Yes. from little time. Little big league. Little time. Oh, yeah. I want I want the, I want Icebox was the girl. Yeah, that was the girl. I want, I want the nerdy kid. which i would if i would mom No, you make time. I want the kid that carries the refrigerator. Spike. I want the kid that Spike. I want Spike. Spike, don't, Spike, don't play with girls. Spike runs power i
04:48:59
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I love Spike. Blaze wants to teach and or challenge Jersey. I want to teach his car. I want to teach his car for more. Blaze would want coach like how about the annexation of Puerto Rico? I want the road from Big Lebowski.
04:49:21
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Nice. Nice. You know what, Blaze? You know. The dude abides, Blaze. The dude abides. Did you know in Fight Club, the robe that Brad Pitt wears, they sell
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04:49:35
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replicas on Amazon? They sell replicas of the... Yeah, they sell replicas of everything on Amazon. Yeah, the big Lebowski too, yeah.
04:49:45
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I wouldn't believe that. He's so fucking cool. If you showed up on a show on a show one night in a big Lebowski room and what was was was a fuel that he drink who that white russian white russian white white the yeah that be so far we called it?
04:50:14
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I used to drink Caucasians all the time. Oh, I bet you like taking down white boys down your throat. What's that? and Yeah, you love it. That's awesome. What? However, I'm not the biggest fan of vodka. But but i like russianvo it's Kalua milk and in vodka. But man, I am made right. They're super smooth. I am a fan of vodka. I'm not a fan of The fact that Vodka is a sneaky little Russian ninja. Oh my God. It will dominate you whether you like it or not. and know it's It's like two bottles later. You're like, man, I feel great. I'm so, so bored. And you're asleep. Yeah. Game over. and And everybody in the bar thinks you're dead.
04:51:02
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There's a there's a there's a video I was telling Nikki about it on TikTok. I've seen it on TikTok. I've seen it on YouTube. I've seen it on on Instagram reels. And it's like time of when when you when you reach your superpowers and it shows this mom on a couch and she's doing like the karate fight thing, you know, like she's a referee and she's like this.
04:51:27
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and and she throws her arms up and out of nowhere like you can't see anything else other than the mom and she puts her arms up and out of nowhere this little girl comes in with a flying drop kick to her brother. He saw that video! Holy shit I saw that video! That's genius! I want to know my favorite my latest favorite video i want i want to find that video and I want to and I want to recapture it It's a vodka night. I like me drinking vodka and then and put over a little bit. No, my new favorite is getting ready to throw up. She's getting ready to throw up. She goes, I thought it was vodka. I didn't realize it was.
04:52:18
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She's dreadful totally different. algorithm Jeff's watching the chicks throw up on tequila. No, it's like she's standing outside the bar and her friends like videotaping her because she's drunk. And she's like, oh, my God, I didn't realize it was I thought it was vodka. I didn't realize it. She doesn't actually drop. She just dry heaves because she's thinking about tequila. Would you remember throwing up because of tequila? You know that people.
04:52:49
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It took me one. It took me one circle around the dance floor with tequila to realize. Amen to that. i Just our not friends. We just we just we aren't meant to be together. Well, that that that was it by 24th birthday at Daddy Rock. It's a bar here and Daddy Rock the the I worked at the bar and the band, the house band knew me, the MC knew me and they pulled me up on stage knowing it was my birthday and made me drink like four or five champagne flutes of Jose Cuervo. And they made me. It's one of those things. It's like it's traditional at the bar when it's your birthday. You literally have to keep it quiet that your birthday is coming up because they will plan it.
04:53:48
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I tried to get my birthday off and i I was like, can I have, you know, next Friday off? And they're like, why? I'm like, um, no reason. They're like, yeah, you need to work. And then they checked the calendar. My Facebook said it was my birthday and I was like, damn you, Facebook.
04:54:07
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But I literally got off the stage and started heading for the front door and I didn't make it before I threw up. It was horrible.
04:54:17
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Not to mention I was drinking tequila sunrises all night. Gross. I went through a phase where I was drinking weird drinks. It happened to working hard. Tequila sunrises not bad. I mean, it's just one of those. Just orange juice, grenadine, and a tequila. Yeah, know but. It's like does like one of those drinks you just relax to. Like, after a long day, you're like, OK, cool.
04:54:41
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It's one of those things, though, when when I would order drinks at the bar and be like, yeah, give me a tequila sunrise, you know, they'd put in the juice and then they'd put in like a half a gallon of fucking tequila and I could sip on it all night and be comfortable. But being it was my birthday, I was drinking all night. Yeah, like I can't forget like any country I go to, the alcohol by volume is higher. Oh, extremely.
04:55:10
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Yeah. cause ah darling Well, Brian, you've been to Cocobongo. You've seen how they pour the drinks. They don't skim. And then also too, I went to the you in the bar, that the the beach bar at the resort. Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't fuck around, man.
04:55:29
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Oh, dude, I mean, like, I was like, okay, I never had a pita colada. I'll drink a pita colada. And then they're like, guys, like, oh, wait, you want to try mojito? I'm like, yeah, let me try a mojito. And I'm sitting there like this, like, oh, this was pretty nice. You know, not bad. I kept going and going. And then like six, six mojitos later, I sit up, I stand up and I'm like. And you feel like you just got punched by Tyson.
04:55:52
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and's on No, I didn't get punched, but it was just like, all of a sudden, everything just kind of like slowed down. It went blurry. And then all of a sudden, I felt really hazy in the head. I just went, oh, no. The rule of drinking at the resort is continually move. Yeah. Never sit at the bar and drink. Because they go with like the heaviest hand you've ever seen. Not going to lie. Because because it's it's open bar.
04:56:21
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Walking from my room, walking from the pool to my room is the longest walk ever. It felt like forever. And then finally, when I got to my room, I sat on the edge of the bed and I'm like, okay, do this. All right, shake it off. I started to chug in water. And I so and i was like, ah well, I had coke. I was drinking because i had I bought like a thing of coke from the gift shop.
04:56:45
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um ja i Like okay, I'll be far before ice and then I stretched I remember I just stretched and I feel back and Six hours later you woke up but hang hour well in there and like like My friend kept calling me. He he was calling me and knocked on my door. I didn't even hear him but i said i look up a vi like I'm looking at the time, but he was doing coke No, I drank a drinking coke Coca-Cola Hey, I'm not here to- I'm not here to judge. I'm not here to judge. Mexican Coke is the best. Well, not to mention when you're at the bar, you'll get offered Coke about 400 times, the powdered kind.
04:57:31
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um It's constant. Yeah, and then i just I got up and I was like, oh shit, the dinner, you know, so I go, I jump in the shower. I'm like, I'm just like, take a really cold, a cold shower. Cause I figured that was stepping me out. I'll snap out of it faster. And I'm like, okay, cool. I'm like, all right, boom, all right. Cool, cool. Getting dressed, getting ready. I'm like, I'm still fucked up. I'm like, all right, I still do it. I'm like talking to myself like, come on, Brian, you can do it. This is nothing. It's very fair that the, the bars or the hotels will cut you off here.
04:58:08
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like it's like it's like against rules cut They're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, go. Yeah. Drink it, bitch. And so.
04:58:19
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I was getting ready. I was getting ready. I'm like, okay, cool. All right, let me find my shoes. And then I'm like looking around because I was going to wear my slip-ons. By the time I knew it, I felt it. I went, uh-oh, ran to the toilet, unleashed hell in the toilet, and passed out. And I like texted. I'm like, I'm going to be a bit. I just puked. And then so I finally come down there and I meet up with my buddy and his girl.
04:58:47
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And she's all smiling like, she's like, oh, he's looking to be like, you fucking dumb drunk dumbass. And dude, all I remember all I ate for dinner was nothing but the bread tray that kept coming. And plus I had one, but I kept snacking on the bread. And so ever since then, she's like, but I had my spine, my spine. I'm like, yes, ma'am. Like, this ain't never going away.
04:59:16
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like Like, I've woken up in many, many weird hotel rooms going, well, fuck am I? Yeah. I can, I can honestly say getting drunk in Mexico top is awesome in Vegas. get Yeah. it it It really top me and drunk in Vegas. cause Well, um unlike, like unlike Vegas, you can throw a stick here and find about four chicks to go home with. Yeah. And they'll take care of you.
04:59:45
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Drunk or not. They don't care, they're on vacation too. True. Very true. Hello, Miss Leggy, how are you? Hola. Hola. Get my phone. But I mean, um um I might, I mean,
05:00:08
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Kenny even brought it up. He's like, hey, new year, start saving. And I know you should get a tax return with all the fucking tax return I'm sure you're going to get from my job. But he's like saying, like, April or May, he's like, I want to go back. And I'm like, me too. Oh, no. It's a great place to visit. It's living here is a whole different story, though. And here's what I love about it. I could book on Southwest Airlines the vacations.
05:00:39
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for dar All right, all right, all right, all right. Before you two twatwaffles. Listen here, I'm going to talk football for three fucking hours. for Before you two twatwaffles, turn this into the PSA Travel Cancun Agency. Well, for 20 minutes, I thought it was fucking unnecessary roughness up in here. I mean, I mean, it came through. Multiple times. It's only 1217. I don't think there's too bad.
05:01:13
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I did try to, yeah I mean, you heard me say, I tried to steer the conversation away from it. It's just kind of have failed miserably. I did. You're not wrong. I did, but I didn't try to, I didn't show i try to, I didn't try to stare. It's not very often that take your fucking flowers and enjoy them because it's not very often where I'm just like, you know what? You're uncle je beat a little because just because there's finally a mark on the board. but I had one earlier. I had one year earlier. I think I got five. control im sorry here said Sorry, I said that wrong.
05:01:56
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ba lots yeah Nicki and I were having a wedding discussion and we were talking about she was like, who are you and like And I was kind of rattling off who I was inviting, bla blah, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, Brian, and she was like, who the fuck is Brian? And I'm like, seriously?
05:02:18
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but that we mexican i like bri from texas that brown from florida I was like, I was like, seriously? And she's like, yeah. And I said, i and she's like, ah, gotcha.
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but
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She was like, do you think he's gonna come? I was like, I don't know if he will or not, but if he gives you an excuse to travel away. Depends on if that's an off week for him. Yeah. I said, but regardless of the fact, I still want to send him an invite.
05:02:53
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Well, we're actually, we're actually. I want an invite just so I can hang it on my wall. You're getting one. You're getting one. So I need your address. Yeah, I can get it to you. Uh, yeah, and I have to, so I have to restructure my, um, my groomsmen and I have, I have, I have a best man and, uh, still want a TV there so I can be there. I'll wear a suit on the toe. I have to, I have to restructure my, my groomsmen. I have a best man and, and, and, and I need, and I need, and I need a best man and three groomsmen. I have a best man.
05:03:33
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and a maybe groomsman and that's all I have because I'm like you need you need one of the bridesmaids to carry a tablet holding me because I'm like Because because I'm like, because I'm like, I don't want to ask somebody to be my best man. And because I don't because I don't have any friends in real life. All my friends are on the interwebs. You know what I mean? Well, and none of them are. You would have asked me, but I live so far away and I haven't. It's like it's like I don't want to ask somebody like, you know, I'm already I'm already sending an invite. And like if you guys can make if somebody can make it, then also if they can't make it, then OK, I understand because we're out of state.
05:04:19
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But I don't want to like ask somebody to be a groomsman and be like, now you're obligated to be here, you some bitch. And Blazer is going to be there because Blazer is he's not only a guest, but he's a photographer. Rocky's my best man, but also DJ. It's getting paid in experience. i Holy shit. Wait a minute.
05:04:41
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I don't know what's going on anymore with this one. I just ran it off a bunch of names. And there was a few guests from Glick's House of Music that obviously I want to invite. You know what I mean? Well, Arliss is going to be there. and He's officiating. Well, Arliss and us alis in the Southern Outlaws will be there. Arliss is officiating the wedding. and and Which is kind of dope, by the way. They're like, I thought Brian's here. He is here. Where? In spirit. I was like, there's the cowboy hat. There you go.
05:05:11
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Well, as as as as we discovered from from Nikki last week, ah Brian, unfortunately, let's get it reshaped. Let's get this hat. Yeah. She probably thought you meant cut face, Brian. Brian, b Brian. Yeah. Oh, yeah. She thought I would see like you with the Sharpie beard. nice Yeah. Nice. You got it. You got to grow a beard. But But, uh, it was funny because the, the, the realization was like, Oh yeah, that that that's right. Cause that's all anytime I talk about Brian, I'm always like, bad if if yeah, you admire my wiener. You admire my wieners earlier. You've had a whole lot of wieners there that I was admired. What about your wiener? A couple of big ones too. Yeah. Yeah.
05:06:06
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yeah Sometimes you gotta go two hands. Brian does have great meat. I'll give you that. A couple of those wieners were like forehands. I'm just saying. Nice. Yeah. My kind of wiener. Yeah. one thing One thing I have missed about Brian being on Snapchat. I can't choke on it. What's the point? One thing I've missed about Brian and being on Snapchat, and I'm grateful he's back, is the random pictures of his meat. Yes. Or videos of his meat.
05:06:34
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but participant The only problem with it is, is you instantly go, fuck, now I gotta order some food. e I yelled at him earlier, I muted my mic and I said, how dare you send unsolicited winter videos on my snap.
05:06:54
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How daring you, sir. I'm not. I mean, and and like and like the other like the other day, I figured, you know, it's like I'm like, man, mean I do feel like brining the turkey legs. So it's like, you know what, I'm just going to season it and I kind of did a big style. I did a shake and bake style on the turkey leg. And then right. It was done. I mean, it was cooked perfectly. But the moment I bit into it, I was like, OK, easy on the seasoning because I was like, that's easy. I was.
05:07:23
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how yeah I was going to ask you, how was the Brock Lesnar season? It's it's good. um I think I'm mainly. use it sparingly you think Yeah. I mean, like, cause I mean, pretty much on the, on the tricky leg, it was like shaking. It was way too much. So that's like, I should have done like, I should have done like a light drizzle of it, but uh, but other than that, though I think, I think it's mainly cater for stakes.
05:07:52
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yeah wow even know' leaving or whatever but I don't know. I'm not using all this. You left me hanging bro. I missed it. First, just first, just shake it and then you make it. It's taken back and I helped.
05:08:13
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Oh, I know. I got that too. Yeah. you know so i bobby bob best friend So yes, I think like next time, like next time I'll grind it and then I'll do a light seasoning, but but overall like temperature, I mean, I had it at 250 for two and a half hours and it was good. Came out good. Nice. Jeff, you know, we live our, movie we live our lives one movie quote at a time. Yes. Cause we're family. rain for We're relaxed.
05:08:50
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I got friends. I got family. I got family. That's what you should have told Nikki when she asked you you're going to bring. I don't have friends. like ah I got family. I I got family. I am group. I like food and sandwich. Just for the next like three days before the wedding, everything she asks you, you just go, I am group.
05:09:15
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I am Groot. In hopes she gets it. What do you want to eat? I am Groot. I am Groot. She's like, you're an asshole. I am Groot. Just a different expression of I am Groot. Jeff looks like he's in the middle of taking dick pics. Yeah. Here you go, Jeff. Yeah, he probably is. Nice. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor.
05:09:41
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See, see, like, look, see, we got Glick in the picture, we got Groot in the picture. And Brian. Hodor. Who the hell is it? Hodor. Who the hell is it? Is it Brian? Yeah. Hodor. The Mexican Hodor.
05:09:59
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next again Dude, Brian, that reminds me. Have you seen the show, Our Flags Mean Death? No. One of the characters in it is the guy that plays Hodor. It's hilarious. It's like a parody um pis of of the Caribbean meets, it's basically a bunch of losers that think they're pirates, but they suck at it. It's so fucking funny. ah Our flags meet death. I finished watching a three body problem.
05:10:31
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I've heard of that. What is that? Yeah, it's really good. It's really good. It's kind of like a... It's a really good space off a book. It's based off a book, but it has the guy that played Samwell on Game of Thrones. Sam. Oh, nice. So he's in the character. And then Liam Cunningham is in there, the one who played... Oh, I have a Fleabot of Maxent.
05:10:59
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
05:11:05
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guys guy that play up you apart the caribbean and the and then on the the sparrow Yeah. Yeah. yeah he's on the of the kid he's suck an asshole this sparrow put him in the face every time i love announced that it getedic what Benedict Wong who played Wong and dr. stra They were back here just living like kings and queens free but three body problem. It's really good The comedy is a drama. What is it? No, it's like a sci-fi sci-fi Philosophical I can't wait and take a while, but I can't wait the blips parts watching then the Dexter prequel Because holy shit. It's so good the chick that I got to play down dude
05:11:50
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it's Perfect dude. Oh tomorrow tomorrow's and tomorrow's a new episode of land, man Dude we i was gonna I was gonna ask you about that Brian dude. It is really good. We are I mean it fli through the team yeah but you guys can watch in order to watch the the The prequel you have to watch the I think it's like ten episodes of the Dexter ice in Alaska So, oh no yeah, watch we're gonna watch next and we're we're gonna watch snowfall but no like and the man The new one's really good. I enjoy it. I burned through it quick. jump Just don't Brian to go ahead
05:12:32
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Yeah, but layman's good. I mean, it's it's about the oil field life, but man I watched the first episode. um I need to actually catch up. I'm waiting for the season to end so I can binge it all at once. Yeah. I mean, i mean but yeah, it's basically about the oil field life, but it's on the drilling aspect. So now I know more about that now because like I've only done the frac side and now what I'm doing is like the glycol dehydration side. So yeah. i like Mainly it's like the the final process of how oil and gas gets it gets distributed. Oh, okay. How it gets split. The refining part of it. Yeah, I'm on the refining part. We we are on season four of Dexter. I thought John Lithgow was season five.
05:13:25
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he's like Oh my god. and let tongue li down as as Oh my god. He was so. He's so. 364 days. He's a good guy. Good Samaritan preacher guy. Man. That one time of year. Dude, I'm sorry. But I cried when you killed Rita, man. yeah Oh, she doesn't know yet. No, she's never seen it. Oh my god.
05:13:51
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<unk> i must about I want to see a reaction video of her finding out about that i cry i started the second third time i so i watched that ah yeah yeah just think about it was and ju styles i like wow and house steve yeah she might not i a ambassador one that the re resurrection Yeah, and I thought it was season five and I was like oh fuck You are not ready for. When was Julia Stiles in Dexter? She was one of the one of the. Oh, that's right. She was the one that was kidnapped and then she. Yeah. OK. The barrel. Yeah. The barrel serial. Yeah. with ah Sean. Hello, Bandit. Really? guy Oh, my God. He's like, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. She can't hear us. I don't know. I mean, she don't have it all on her phone.
05:14:49
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ah Fucking shows been out for a show's been out for how long now if you're if you're spoiled now, that is all that's all on you Nikki's watching it the first time since she's getting invested. Well then if you guys top thing about right and da da da da da yeah i don't know if she Can hear me? conversation a Yeah. that gar you we got this like just like you tomato or someon check out but You should check out land man though. Land man is really good. I watched when we get, when we get done with Dexter land, man's on our list. But so we, we, we started a criminal minds from the beginning again. And then, and then we finished, then we finished, then we watched season two of a Tulsa King. And I was like, yo,
05:15:45
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We cannot start what? and yeah yeah see it also I watched season one, I enjoyed it. ah Lithgow.
05:15:57
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Lithgow. John Lithgow. Lithgow. John Lithgow. John Lithgow. John Lithgow. John Lithgow. John Lithgow. John Nicholson. John Nicholson, whatever. <unk> It's all the same thing. I just know that for my entire life. im Phenomenal actor. No, I just knew John lift, Cal, John with co as like wholesome, sweet, innocent. And then I watched Dexter and I'm like, I've seen way more of this guy than I've ever seen in my life because the first time I saw the season four, he's bare ass naked. That's right. I forgot about that. Bear ass. I can't tell you constantly. No, you can't.
05:16:41
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You spelled cunts wrong yeah because it's, it's aluminum. It's aluminum, not aluminium. Yeah. It's Illuminati. Wait, what? anyway But no. It's Edinburgh. It's Edinburgh. It's Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh. up That Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh. It's Edinburgh. It's Edinburgh. Scotland. And they're an island. They're not even a part of the United Kingdom. Yeah. They're a fucking island. Surrounded by water. It is what it is. The comments. The comments. What filters the comments? Fuck the comments. Because it filters the comments. What is she talking about? Oh, that's why when she, when you said she spelt that wrong. Yeah, yeah.
05:17:36
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So he's like, I'm trying to get past the comments. Yeah, you have to, you have to, you have to, uh, uh, fool the algorithm. Yeah, you gotta, you gotta get creative. You gotta have word for play instead of the other one. Yeah. Word for play is what I call it. And you have to put surprise. Of course you'd say great. No, I mean, as long as you yell surprise, it's not great. Yeah, hire your own surprise. Surprise. Blaze knows.
05:18:04
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From the woods, he always hears at the truck stop, he always hears surprise. He knows what's happening. he His instant instant reaction is to grab his ankles. Surprise, motherfucker. You one creepy motherfucker, Dixieland. Dokes. I hate jokes so much.
05:18:31
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dos with such a But the way Dexter gets Dokes in trouble by bumping into him and then walking out like nothing. so he fucking he yeah he headbut is he bu Yeah, head buttoned and then just walked out like nothing yeah. Dokes was such a D bag. But at the end, at the end, I kind of felt bad for Dokes, man. Well, yeah, you got if you look at it from Dokes perspective,
05:18:57
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Nobody realizes he was correct. You know Dexter's the bad guy in that show. Shut up, please. Don't ruin it. He's a vigilante. He's a hero. But he's not all heroes. Yeah, he's an anti-hero. Yeah. He's like Batman, but with death. Do you like Do you like I like Deadpool.
05:19:19
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Yeah, he takes out the bad guys. He's the Dexter of comics. No, just did. Yes. Mark with a mouth. Dexter's a hero. don't don't you ever try that Don't you ever try to put Dexter in the back. I watched a video the other day. exactly the what ah we watched Every time we watch I feel like I'm watching an old episode of like,
05:19:44
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Lucille Ball or or Scooby because I'm like, oh Dex, what are you getting yourself into now? No, I was watching a video the other day. Like but like the whole Miguel Prada situation. Every episode, Nikki and I are watching season three. Every episode of Miguel Prada, I'm like, oh Dex, what are you doing? but Right? No, I was watching a video the other day and they were talking about Batista.
05:20:14
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the the the latin cop that's always wearing a hat and how He is a good cop, but he's the only one that constantly Defends Dexter throughout the entire series. He's he's Dex's best friend man. Don't don't don't ask Jeff about spelling jeff Good night Good night Have a great one now ah for now when there's no chance Another one that they got right on that Dexter the prequel The guy that can play Batista and and what's a little Asian guy the ah creepy? i but we will soon the shoot up Oh My god young Masuka is my fucking spirit animal He's fucking awesome. course are Of course a course the characters This written to be in creep is Jeff spirit animal
05:21:15
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hi up have you met me Ladies and gentlemen are we surprised? Drop that again. I blaze my name is Jeff. Have you met me? for anybody who's watching that who's Still hanging out here, but the link is in the chat if you'd like to join us Uh, yeah. niki Nikki, Nikki, Nikki and I always get a kick out of every time with Suka pops up on screen and he says something. oh He does that weird, creepy laugh. Well, you know, it's, it's, it's actually not, no. spoiler you but sta He just said he liked it. I said, I'm, I'm, I left off at season six. Yeah. Yeah. I think, I think I left off like mid season five.
05:21:59
Speaker
I don't know. I think in the first episode of the prequel. What's your name? What's his name? What's his name? We're not judging.
Dark Humor & TV Shows
05:22:10
Speaker
No, I just came across something like Harrison Mugger getting released by the Chiefs. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, Harrison Mugger really. Yes. It's explained in the in the prequel. ah Dexter's dad says to him of me already on Grindr, Brian.
05:22:30
Speaker
Yeah, Jesus. No, but it's explained in the prequel, Dexter's first day on the his dad tells him that the sixth sense of humor that they all have is because of the job, and they explain that, that when you deal with death so much, you you um overcompensate your jokes, and that's why Masuka's like that.
05:22:54
Speaker
Y'all really just let me down. I was trying to cut him off. Stop him from talking about the season. It was I told you it was not a spoiler. Y'all y'all just just let me hang in. What's that talking to you? I'm talking to you boys and Brian. so I told you on I told Jesse not only to talk of the original sin told Jeff he's not allowed to talk about original sin. It's a good thing. I completely blocked you. I i finished watching X-Men 97.
05:23:23
Speaker
and was a great oh Oh, yeah, that was a great show. Cash and I flew through that, man. He was digging it. He was digging it. I did as well. It brought me back, dude. It brought me back to the coming home from school and not being on. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then then i so then I started rewatching Daredevil again. I think come out with any one of those. I love that show. Daredevil. You didn't do it.
05:23:53
Speaker
Really? It's good. Dude, it's really good. I've watched a couple episodes, but... isn't isn't isn't Isn't he returning? Is it a new Daredevil show, or is he in one of the other shows? Apparently so. Apparently so. My only concern is like, man, they may fuck it up. This track is Charlie Cox. Because Charlie Cox... Yeah, always the concern. Well, because... I mean, because how Disney's been running it, Charlie Cox said like, um if he reads the script and it's like, it is bullshit to him, he'll walk he'll walk from the project.
05:24:38
Speaker
in the beginning when all of a sudden when i heard the voice i was like oh and like i was in the theater like i'm tapping up like i was like daredevil daredevil and all of a sudden like he showed the reflex he caught it and i was like daredevil's in the mcu yes yes i need to re-watch that movie it's so good Yeah, but I mean, but was on it was on level kley cox is awesome. The Punisher was good too. I like that old fashioned the series. Yeah. I enjoyed that. Yeah. I like like sha i like Shane. I like Shane Baranthal.
05:25:14
Speaker
ah Until you watch him in Walking Dead, you want to punch him in the face. ah use an as he's He's an person. met him in person, dude. He is short. He's like shorter than me. See, that's the thing. I'm five-nine. He's like five, five, five, five, six, bad, bad. Yeah, that's ah that's the thing. Shane Grandpa was a short guy. And and and again, this goes back to me being a comic book. Shout out to my short kings. Come cruise.
05:25:44
Speaker
um when they announced Shane Baranthal as the Punisher, I was like, he's too small because the Punisher was. The low angles. The low angles. No, they didn't do the low angles though, man. The Punisher was a big and posing scary individual. Like six, like six, like six. I love Tom James Punisher.
05:26:08
Speaker
Oh, I do. thomas gain Yes, Thomas. That was great. Uh he was good. Dude, I know this. I know this is I was was going to say, I know this is not does not gain a lot of love but that Ray Stevenson Punisher with Jigsaw, it was over the top. It was, it was, it was ridiculous. I, the war zone one.
05:26:33
Speaker
itc ja yeah love i loved it because Reading the comics as a Punisher I'm a huge Punisher fan and rage Stevenson is a monster of a man What's that movie you and I talked about like when the guy kept reliving the life and everybody's trying to kill him The guy that played X. That was Griffo, Griffo, Frank Griffo. Yeah. Game over, end game. Hold on. I'll look at that. Thomas Jane is my favorite Punisher. I love that. I thought that was a great movie. I did enjoy Ray Stevenson as the Punisher, but I got to give Shane Baranthal, man, all the credit in the world. Shout out, man.
05:27:24
Speaker
for me and i oh Dolph Longer's punisher was kind of boring though. Yeah. you live And he lived in the sewer. Yeah. But, uh, and Thomas Jane isn't a big guy either, but he, but, but he fit, he has to build for it. And I mean, yeah he has, he had the demeanor. I mean,
05:27:46
Speaker
And when I read like, what was great like, like muscle fitness, muscle and fitness, did an article about him and what all the the physical training he had to do for that role, the diet type of diet, he was on that role. He said, man, he said by the time they said that they were finally done with shooting. He said, man, all he ate for like three days straight was like pancakes and waffles. Cause that's what he wanted so badly. No, no. And and like I said, you got to give, time you got to give Shane Barrett.
05:28:15
Speaker
I'm a fan of him as an actor. john barantal I'm a fan of him as an actor. I absolutely thought he killed that role. I thought he killed it as Punisher and I want to see more of him in the MCU as the Punisher. Season 2 of Daredevil, the and when Punisher was featured in that, like the interaction they had was amazing. Dude, when they were in the courtroom, when they were in the courtroom. I am the fuck but sure fucking I am the fucking Punisher. Yeah, like.
05:28:48
Speaker
You were like, man, that was awesome. And there was the one scene and there was the one scene with the sheriff. and He was like, I didn't murder nobody. They died of stupidity. Boss level.
05:29:01
Speaker
It's called boss level. But the funny thing about it, but the yeah, but the the one exchange he had, he goes, so goes, ah yeah, ri you tell me this, right? You go around, you beat these scumbags, you get locked up. And then a week later, the bank got the and they're back on the fucking street doing the goddamn thing all over again. He was with me. He was like me, my type of justice. I put him down and they stay down. You knock them down and they get back up again. I knock them down. They don't get up again.
05:29:30
Speaker
Damn, I love that. I want to watch the Punisher series again. Man, I'm so hyped to watch to punish the Punisher series again. That interaction was on Daredevil season two. yeah i was yeah that was that was in the Yeah, that was in the court scene and I loved it. Dude, I think Netflix did a really good job with Daredevil, with Luke Cage, with the Punisher. I liked Jessica Jones. She's a fucking badass. Yeah, but I did not like the show. I could not get behind Jessica Jones or Iron iron Fist. either thought Iron Fist was cool. I liked that. Iron Fist was good. I enjoyed that. But the Defenders defenders wasn't bad.
05:30:07
Speaker
Yeah, and the defenders was amazing. Yeah, the defenders. I like that. I thought Netflix did a good job, man. um like even the girl Even the girl that played Electra, I was like, oh, damn, she's a miss too. yeah so and So I'm i'm curious.
05:30:23
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Part of it, this is the killer with with with these shows and Netflix did a really good job on them. Again, not a big fan of Jessica Jones, not a big fan of the series, but they did a good job telling the story and stuff like that. Kristin Ritter is an amazing actress though. But now, and no, no, I agree. I agree. But now that like Disney's doing their thing and they're bringing them into the MCU, please,
05:30:48
Speaker
Please, please, please, please, please do it right. You know, the rated R thing works when the comics. You know, it works, Disney. You know, it works. Please do these characters justice. Please bring these actors back and do these characters justice and do it fucking right. Don't let us fucking down, Disney. Do not let us fucking down.
05:31:15
Speaker
You know, we we it like that's the only thing I'm afraid of is Disney's going to Disney it up and let us down, man. And and and and Netflix did a phenomenal job, ah you know, and it's the same thing. Shout out to the CW with their DC shows, man. They do a phenomenal job with these DC shows. Green Arrow was awesome. Flash was awesome. Supergirl was awesome. I know Supergirl was originally on like I enjoyed yesterday or whatever. It was awesome. No, no, it was originally on on on on uh on on one of the cw bought it they got it and then they started when they started doing it and then and then what was that other one was where they were i found that i found that clip what was what was the other one we got no problems with youtube yeah yeah send it to me send it to me i'll put it up on social media okay
05:32:13
Speaker
Yeah, we've we we've we've got a couple of strikes. We've got a couple of strikes of the Yeah, we got a couple of strikes and we got a one week band. So we're we're we're on thin ice with YouTube. So we're we're trying to mind our P's and Q's here.
05:32:29
Speaker
um you Yeah, no, uh, yeah. CW did a fantastic job with, uh, with the DC universe. What was that? What's that show where they were? What was that show where they put that group together and they were going, uh, you know, through time and it had canary and Oh, what was that show? What, what, hold on. What was that? Marry your children. The CW superhero DC's, um, smallville.
05:33:01
Speaker
our Smallville was awesome. Is it MCU or DCU? What the fuck is that? Ah, I got it, Brad. I just want to listen to it. I need my mic to go take a piss.
05:33:21
Speaker
Let's see here. The DCU. I can't spell. Uh-huh. ah This is the rooftop clip this is good, too Yeah, that's that argument that that argument they were having What's the what's the your you guys's consensus on green arrow series I have not seen it yet. I don't know if I want to watch it or not. I haven't even seen Gotham
05:33:53
Speaker
I got them really good. I haven't seen i was doing like the the latest Superman TV show.
05:34:01
Speaker
yeah And I'm a, no, it's actually, it's a, it's, I know what it's called. I started to watch it. It's actually pretty good. Uh, it's when Superman and Lois Lane are slightly older and they have kids. Yeah. Tears boys. Yeah. I, I, I'm midway through the first season.
05:34:20
Speaker
What is that? Superman and Lois. I think it's the name of the season or name. yeah
05:34:29
Speaker
Superman series. green Green arrow, green arrow. And the flash is awesome. Um, I never finished the series because I was watching it when it was on TV and then life happened as life does. But I, I do want to eventually, I do want to eventually get back and finish them out. Um,
05:34:48
Speaker
They did a lot of crossover stuff. They did a lot of crossover between, uh, the flash and, um, super girl and green arrow. They introduced a lot of characters. What, what was that goddamn show? Uh, there was another show and it was a spinoff from Louis and Superman. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
05:35:11
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CW DC shows. Yeah, that's what I said. It's Lois the superhero Batwoman was super well but yeah ah black lightning ah legends of tomorrow legends of tomorrow. I haven't seen that oh Yeah, that was actually that was actually really good because what they did is they took um They took god i You fucking son of a bitch They took so they so they have a Brandon Roth who played Superman and the Superman returns He's in it. He's in it as Adam, which is the DC's DC's equivalent of Ant-Man Yeah,
05:36:01
Speaker
yeah yeah Sarah Lance ah which is the Black Canary um They had heatwave and Captain Cold and But they were a group, um and they were and and and they had Martin Stein and and his all there was Firestorm was two people. But when they came together, they were Firestorm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so- I saw that. yeah It was an old man in the in the in the black thing. And they had the cat Matt Ryan, which is the TV version of Constantine,
05:36:37
Speaker
which Dude, that guy rivals Keanu as a Constantine. i mean that's like That's a high bar, buddy. Dude, I know you don't want to hear this, Jeff. I know you don't want to hear this, and I know you don't. You can't talk bad about Keanu. Dude, I'm not talking bad about Keanu, and I love him as a Constantine. You'll end up like California, buddy.
05:36:57
Speaker
i Didn't like you know leaves is Constantine. I like the movie. the I don't know. I'm serious like no understand you go at it you See you gotta see Matt Ryan as Constantine he is and then and I like piano. I'm not Jeff I'm not in this instance. I'm not shitting on Keanu Okay, Matt Ryan's my old leeway sir Matt Ryan's Constantine is better than Keanu Reeves. He does such a good job at playing Constantine and in in in Legends of Tomorrow. And I think he had a little bit of a little spin-off thing that he used on. If they did a movie, a Constantine movie, a remake or whatever, I would like to see Matt Ryan play Constantine over Keanu.
05:37:50
Speaker
And that's not a dis on Keanu. It's just as a constant team fan, as a constant team fan, this, this actor, Matt Ryan fucking hits it on the head. yeah i can't get my Isn't he the one who played it before? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was, he was, I actually, I believe he was constant team before, before Matt Ryan is a football player. Um, just putting Matt Ryan constant team.
05:38:20
Speaker
You'll know. Yeah. Like, like I just can't get past Billy. I can't get past. I can't get past point break. Like, you know, it's yeah like, Oh, I've been wanting to watch it. You said it's good. Yeah, it's good. There's a, there's a, there's a a link to a clip. I might have to watch this. I've been wanting to watch it. city yeah If you see him in Constantine, Jeff, you'll agree.
05:38:49
Speaker
ah Yeah, he he does kind of look like the badass Yeah, he actually did a series Constantine 2014 to 2015 is only see those seeds apparently Oh, what's his name Harold from me? I can't pronounce this dude last name. Uh, he's um Where do I know this guy fuck? ah He was the The guy from lost that his son, it's him and his son. He's in it, Harold. Brian from Sons of Anarchy, the guy that Jax kills.
05:39:35
Speaker
um when he he He runs the the one nine, but he's like rich and drives Rolls Royce. Aaron Perino.
05:39:49
Speaker
Oh, I know you're talking about. He plays Manny in that Constantine series. He played Jesse Pullman. No, no, no, no. No, he's a black man. He said, he said, gentlemen, gentlemen. No, it sounds like. Gentlemen. Yeah, yeah, that's. We have a serious problem on our hands. What? Uh oh. Nicki passed out wrong. No, no, no. We have a case here. I can say that's not why you brought him. We, no, I just leave her on the couch.
05:40:17
Speaker
We have a caper on our hands. It happened again. It happened again.
Costumes & Comedy Shows
05:40:23
Speaker
What? Some asshole came on my porch and drank all night. Drink all night. Sure. I'm sure. Hey, I know how you can find him. Go in the bathroom and look in the mirror. Gang, let's investigate, gang. If you're scrappy, Blaze, you're shaggy.
05:40:54
Speaker
i'm scratching scott jeff scrapy to i don't know sus Do you want to be Scooby or should be Molly be Scooby She's like, I don't fucking care. Just don't talk to me. I have no time for magic it's the joys of being a ah bully owner. is like You think you you you think you have a pit bull? Bullies have bullies have two moods. I want your attention and ignore me, please. I said, I sent niki said, I said, Nicki, a video the other day and said you might be a bully owner if and it was like
05:41:31
Speaker
your side, I, they have their own blanket. They can steal your spot on the bed. They like constantly, did they make this video about shoes. We got, we got, we got Molly, a scoop, uh, blaze a shaggy. Jeff is scrappy. too Apparently I'm Fred. ga You gotta get, you gotta to get one of those, you gotta get one of those. I would, I would, uh, I would take you for Velma.
05:42:02
Speaker
Me? You do have glasses, sir. changes And you do look good in a skirt. I'm just saying. Look, it was like one, maybe 10 times, Jeff.
05:42:15
Speaker
I hate just saying when you shave those legs, they go all the way up daddy.
05:42:25
Speaker
jimro right ro I like to climb that tree. That was good. I was going to, I was going to peg Brian that as Pause.
05:42:38
Speaker
but paul but i know you've got to say pauses yeah ah well paul Pause.
05:43:06
Speaker
What? What? It's probably good and in them Buccaneers colors. I see you got your primer flag flying. Tampa Bay, bacon ears, baby. Tampa Bay, bacon ears, baby. Can we have a petition to have them changed to that? Cause I would actually watch if they celebrated bacon like that.
05:43:27
Speaker
No, that's not what we're celebrating. We're celebrating Baker Mayfield. I still, I still have my stuff, but like, when the Renaissance festival comes around, that dress is a fire for Renaissance. Dude. Yeah. I got, I got the boots, the flintlock pistol, the sword. Yeah, man. I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to go to the Renaissance, Renfest dresses of Viking. We got a pretty cool Renfest here in Ohio.
05:43:53
Speaker
I want to go to a red fest. I think it'll be fun. i do exactly love i love But I want to I want to go full nerd like go as as like I've never got to dress up and and and I understand like in order to I don't know how but we all need to go go to Comic Con dressed as our favorite MCU characters. I'm just I'm just up as a punisher cuz I already got mad I got the shirt. I just gotta get the little shirt. I gotta get the 511 I gotta get the 511 vest and spray paint the punishment. Can I go as Jay Baron dolls punisher cuz I'm short Do you do you do you have do you have the trench coat? Oh My god
05:44:46
Speaker
I did it. Dude, fuck you, TikTok. Fuck you, TikTok. I just realized like I mean, like I was doing a whole Punisher series thing on TikTok like five years ago, and I had a sick fucking Punisher look. I lost them because my main account is 100% gone. It's not on your Google Cloud. I don't think I have them. I don't think I have them anymore. And I can't get my- Check your cloud.
05:45:14
Speaker
I can't get my shit, man, because TikTok dannoes me. Damn. he Dude, five years, five fucking years. And yes, just like that, Jeff. I posted a New Year video. I said, Happy New Year. You're welcome, world. Happy New Year. New Year.
05:45:36
Speaker
say what and with the old said New same fucking it was it Yeah, you yeah, you're like new new year same assholes, but but you were you were announcing the network you're like no no no and Come check out you but you didn't away from the nonsensical network. It's a new year We're the same ass also. Yeah, then I was like oh my tactical boot My personal, my personal page. I was just like, right? What size are you? Who are you? Jesus. It looks like a child. This is a tent. This is a tent. He's got baby feet. It just looks small. No, it's pretty good. Like go j remember like mine's a, let's be honest, mine's an eight, but I mean, Jesus. has have to be we Let's be honest, Brian's only five foot not seven. I'm five foot nine. Dude, you're the same guy.
05:46:34
Speaker
bo me b brian oh Blazes please is not a please is not a tall guy either F5 nice I'm average. Yeah. Yeah, I'm average you fucking whores It's about how he is on on this night of i got say gotta say you know i gotta say and is the benchs side of people no they're good
05:47:06
Speaker
I got to say, I know we talk about this all the time, and I know it's like a the whole running joke. But I, like, Blaze was definitely way smaller than I thought he would be. I thought he'd be tall and lanky. But he's, he's and not that Blaze is a small guy by no means. But, no, I picture him as short and stocky. In a good way. and Not in a big way. Go ahead. But then... Not short. I mean, I'm short. Short and gentle.
05:47:34
Speaker
Blaze is 100% just, just, just an average normal guy. You know what I mean? Like he would be impossible to pick out of a lineup. Yeah, yeah. yeah like live like your love bun Like, like if Blaze was on that episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, he would definitely be singing Backstreet Boys.
05:47:55
Speaker
You are and my fire. That is i literally the best. Number two, the one. who I love that. is Number three. However, I have to say, my son loves that show and I've seen that clip maybe five million times because he'll play it. So that is the best. That is the best clip of that show. That is the best part of that entire show. No, no. Captain, I don't want to.
05:48:25
Speaker
detective santiago and i just just i love i love is it because the lead women are are like thea chris <unk>s too many people talking at once what it's saying what is being said nine nine i know I know that's what we're talking about. Brian was saying something. Jeff started talking.
05:48:48
Speaker
the captain Holt because uh he was all stressed out because he hadn't seen his uh he hadn't seen his husband in like over a month and so he was all like pissed off and angry and so detective Santiago goes you took me to the bone yes yes yes yeah yeah and it he's all like I don't know he just did a bone he loses his mind oh and you see Santiago like why why like being the little sister like but um help dad to do the but
05:49:20
Speaker
the gays. I'm out. Yeah, but it's just it's just fun. You are the king of the gays. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am definitely a hot commodity in the gay community. I see. I'm not gay, but the gays love me. He's which he's walks like a duck.
05:49:45
Speaker
but they like but you red neck hand off take ah bos with no yeah take
05:49:58
Speaker
it's like three marks like dare get a mark but put it an a abstract beside it that was but funny Well played sir, well played. yeah yeah I have a singer every once in a while. I'm good once a year. I guess 2025, new year, new flick. I'm all about giving given props where props are due. As long as you assholes realize that.
Fantasy Football & Community Acknowledgement
05:50:23
Speaker
I am It's good to be the king. Hello, baby. Hello. Hello.
05:50:32
Speaker
All this, all this, all this heavy metal around me, all this gold and silver around me. It's good to be the greatest champion of all time. The ONC, if you will, the ONC, if you will. As I had to put cash in his place earlier when he was claiming to be the champ. What's the ONC? The original. I thought I was being dumb. The original, the original nonsensical champ. Oh.
05:51:01
Speaker
because apparently Apple doesn't fall too far from the tree. And cash is a little shit talking arrogant son of a bitch to have oddly enough. I called that one too. And he's and he's currently rocking the fourth generation. He is the fourth one to hold Jeff or Jeff. Cash broke out the the GWO championship for his show, which is a quick world order, which is my original championship when I was whooping everybody's asses in the starting five.
05:51:31
Speaker
Um, before I upgraded to bull on championship status, but new year, new year, new me, I'm i'm acknowledging the people who deserve to be acknowledged, you know, whether you, whether you went to fantasy football league, if your name's not golf off, because until you joined an actual league and not fantasy belt, Kingsville, great broadcasting, Tony D does a great job broadcasting, but, uh,
05:52:00
Speaker
ah league itself
05:52:08
Speaker
yeah out here It's not a real league at the end of the day. Let's be honest. I mean, I fucking cleaned everybody's clock and had the best record in the entire league franchise this season without trying at the end of the day. No, I didn't win. It is what it is, but, um,
05:52:30
Speaker
But yeah, have respect, respect is due. And Tony does, ah ah tell Tony and the guys do a really good job with fantasy football Sunday mornings, 10 30 on YouTube, belt Kings fantasy football, check them out. It's worth it. I have to take your word for it. Well, you're not a football guy. If you're a football guy or a football person, what's wrong?
05:52:55
Speaker
Like a warning light, shameless plug, shameless plug. we have We haven't had that. up in the thirty months in nine thirty century We didn't. Oh my gosh. I just realized that, uh, we do need to wrap it up though, gentlemen. Uh, we're getting close to the six hour mark. Yeah. Well, I don't even know what happened. Uh, we didn't have the nonsensical network logo up all night. Apparently. like It should have been. People stopped fucking with my fucking shit. Blaze said it just wasn't up. I didn't touch it, by the way. So that's on you, buddy. That's not on me. People stopped fucking with my shit. Fucking stab me in the Stab me in the neck of a sadder, you see? How dare you? There's no walk-ins here!
05:53:54
Speaker
Well, hell, I guess we're at six hours. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
05:54:02
Speaker
All right. So let's see if I can get through this shit here real quick. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out shots. Tony D popping up. Who else was here tonight? Sean and the lazy Sean. I'm making his first. Yeah, Sean and making his first appearance on nonsensical nonsense.
05:54:23
Speaker
Uh, Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was Sean. Yeah. Yeah. I've been here multiple times. We call him fake ass Jedi. Wanna be Jedi. Untrackable. Untrackable was that. Untrackable was here. Yes. Untrackable was up here, man. Shout out to him. Love you brother. He didn't have to leave early because he had to go throw some children. They had to go beat up some children. Shout out to Untrackable. That's that's our guy, man. We we we love that guy.
05:54:53
Speaker
uh chatter's box thank you guys um leggy benji uh mandy popped in and said hello uh shaman of course he was in the chat chaka was in the chat everybody who was in the chat tonight you guys are fucking awesome we love you guys we've been in the chat uh rain ryan ryan off rain off whatever uh
05:55:19
Speaker
Beast mode popped in for a hot second John McSmith was trying to get high Yeah, just just say everybody who was in the chat tonight shout out to the chat you guys were fucking awesome Thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys for listening Replay viewers. Thank you guys all of our all of our listeners. Holy shit. That's a big winner just all bri snapchat sorry over All of our all of our listeners on the podcast and platforms Holy shit. Thank you guys so much, man. Over 40,000 listens, man, for this, for this network. Um, that's cool. That's cool. That's cool. Thank you guys. For real, for real. Brian, shout out to you to win in 2024 non-sensical network fantasy football league. Acknowledge him. I got my, umm ah I'm acknowledging you, sir. I got my ones up. We the ones. Yes.
05:56:16
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As long as as long as everybody knows I am the enforcer for the tribal chief and and you're like happy OTC. they finished I will I will be I will do I will do the fake the fake the fake champions bidding until my time comes. The ONC is in the building. Uh, shout out to Blackboard for dying.
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but yeah
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25. Your boy right here. Not happening. Tony, you weren't wrong.
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No health seriousness. RIP to Black Bart. WWE superstar. However, if he wouldn't have died, you would have shit talked to him all year. Don't lie. I would have motherfucked him like, like, like, just like I motherfucked Jimmy Carter. Fuck you, Jimmy Carter, you piece of shit. May you rot in hell. Click on who likes you if you die and he's on your list. Let's be honest. Come all our age. May you rot in hell, Jimmy Carter. I'll be there one day and I'll kick you in your dick and I'll skull fuck your wife right in front of you. You motherfucking piece of shit. Wow.
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