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Vladdy Daddy #6: Bahrbee = Riddler?
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We really should've listened to the original text at the entrance...
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Transcript
Game Launch and Recording Begins
00:00:00
Speaker
and roll 20 as well. Yeah, i I'm clicking on launch game. Also, we started recording genius. We're going to have to cut that out. Oh, it's fine. That's his problem. I have to do it. I have to do it in last episode. leave him Hold open, cold open.
Discussion on Lilo and Stitch Movie Remake
00:00:22
Speaker
We could talk about the these like upcoming Lilo and Stitch movie that's live action. Oh no. Why? It looks so bad. It might be good. Why do you have to keep remaking these old movies in live action? you just making I know, right?
00:00:45
Speaker
The only the only movie I think that is old that I would love to see live-action would probably be Atlantis. Just because I'd like to I think it'd be really cool. I think they actually like it. Here's the thing. I want to watch her it would be really cool if they did a Lost of Atlantis in live action. I just don't know if they have like the creative power to actually make it as cool as in the movie.
00:01:13
Speaker
yeah because this because like the scenery and and stuff and like the general vibe of the movie seems good which i don't know if they're gonna be able to translate that there's um but there's the potential to be really good the base material gives a lot to give but unfortunately i just don't know if they've got the guts for it Yeah, because I have noticed that it was like a lot of like DreamWorks. didn Well, but basically, this Disney, please don't sue us.
Nostalgia and Critique of Disney Movies
00:01:44
Speaker
But like, ever since COVID, or ever since ah Bob Iger, whoever the current head is before he took over for the previous one, all of their stuff has been the same. And it's all been like, not great. Like, look at Wish.
00:02:01
Speaker
It's, I don't know if you guys watched it. I've only seen clips of it, but it just did not hit right. I didn didn't, because I don't really watch Disney movies that much anymore. Yeah, I'm a Disney adult. I'm not a Disney adult. If you are, kudos to you, but I'm not that. Yeah, I am a Disney adult.
00:02:24
Speaker
i I used to love Hercules and then I started learning about mythology and it like annoys me and I can't turn it off. You want to know my take here? I think disney movie quality like the quality of Disney movies ah fell off a rock the second Treasure Planet released. Because that movie is really good. And it's just like they had like some good things in there but Not much has been the same. Yeah, I will say I think animated Disney movies peaked in early 2000 and then Disney originals peaked in twenty like late or late 2000s,
00:03:11
Speaker
early 2010s. Let me guess, that's the time where Frozen came out? No, ah Frozen came out in When did Frozen come out? Because my sister made me watch it so many times. I think Frozen is an industry plan, Rosie. A lot later. That's what I think it is. I didn't like Frozen too much. I think Frozen was- 2013. I think Frozen- It was in 2013. Yeah. It was that long ago? Aww. Yeah, because I- Oh yeah, because we were still living in health care. That's like 11 years. I'm boned.
Exploration of American Cuisines
00:03:49
Speaker
Tangled came out the year before I think it was underrated It was underrated it's like underrated But I think between like the three Disney Princess movies that came out in late 2000s, Tiana was the best one. Princess and the Frog is really good. that's I love it. movie It's it. I don't know. It's just I love it. I love the jazz music. I love everything about it. I think
00:04:23
Speaker
Yeah, the Bayou setting is just a really fun way to put a spin on the whole Disney Princess thing. It's not like a medium or anything. It's some far flung off perfect land. It's like no, it's it's just Southern Louisiana. Yeah. And it's got my one of my favorite dishes, gumbo.
00:04:39
Speaker
ah i love o dumbbo I have always wanted to try Tiana's gumbo. It always looks so good in movies no I think it's so funny that when you start like like if you look at like north to south in the US When it comes like the culinary stuff wise there can be a bit of a gap once you get to the deep south But it spikes with Cajun food Cajun food is incredible Yeah, I like Yeah, I've noticed because like it's like all the southern states late. Well, I say it's southern, but it's including Texas. Like Texas has its Tex-Mex. The Louisiana Cajun area all has Cajun food. And then you get to like Florida, Georgia, all that. And it's like classic southern food. Yeah. Well, i mean until you get to southern Florida, closer to like Miami, then you have to get some really interesting Caribbean influence stuff.
00:05:34
Speaker
Yeah, and Cuban Cuban food also was like really big. I love Cuban food. I just love I love flavor. Food is good. Who doesn't like food? Yeah, food is good. And I love flavor. And it's just like, I just love going to the south and just trying everything. It's Yeah, it's just insane how people come up with these ideas, I guess, I don't know. The North just has like Polish food in German. food it's It's okay. Well, I would say orange has some of the best seafood I have ever had a point a lobster po boy from Maine or clam chowder from Boston. So you have to like you would have to like lobster and stuff like I kind like
00:06:27
Speaker
I'm not a big lobster fan or a crab fan so it doesn't really peak my interest. okay I miss the pizza backbone so much. ah i The fish I like is raw. i like Give me sushi any day and I will devour it. You fry that and I just can't eat it. What about what about like a nice like fillet of salmon?
00:06:52
Speaker
ah
00:06:56
Speaker
Maybe? I don't know. Every salmon I've had has always been dry and flaky and I don't like that. Oh man, that sucks. Yeah. not I always loved salmon because my mom made killer salmon. She puts like a lemon garnish on top of it, throw it in like a, like a green egg grill to smoke it. And she puts it on a plank of cedar wood. So like the flavor of the wood seeps into the fish.
00:07:24
Speaker
That does sound yummy. I didn't grow up eating fish. I didn't really start eating fish till I was in college because my mom doesn't like fish. i That's such a shame. There's so much fun stuff you can do with seafood. Yeah. Well, I had a guy offer to make me salmon and then he stopped talking to me once he found out I was a virgin and hadn't even had the first kiss yet. What? How? Yep. That that makes zero fucking sense.
00:07:54
Speaker
that but you can one pennsylvania kind of excellence i yeah get it oh yeah i would have my middle and nowhere pennsylvania but yeah yeah that That actually reminds me earlier this week I was trying to get back and using dating apps and stuff I was on bumble and Blue moon must have have been that day cuz I actually got a match. She asked me Oh, how is your morning going to say I'm doing pretty good had a nice breakfast. How about you? immediately unmatched me I'm so sorry, that is horrible. What? I should have set my expectations lower, to be honest. I mean... You should have said you had a horrible morning. Yeah, well now I... You made my morning suck! Yeah, that's so weird. People can be odd, man. People are a strange bunch. Yep. Yeah.
00:08:52
Speaker
But... Psst! Hey! Sarah! You should see the line! Hey y'all! It was, okay losers, good night and we're playing D&D.
Dungeons & Dragons Session Kickoff
00:09:21
Speaker
Finally, let's do it. Nine minutes in. You wanted a fucking cold opening. You got a cold opening. yeah That's true. That's the usual length for them. Yeah, right that's you yeah how we do. So. I'm Sarah, the DM intro. Yeah. Yeah. To try it again, I talked over you. Oh, i'm sorry, Sarah. he he was snapy We'll keep it snappy.
00:09:52
Speaker
I'm Sarah, the DM. oh my
00:10:02
Speaker
I'm Ray. I play Barbie, a seal, druid. I'm Yesten, and I play Emrys, a stout halfling rogue. I'm not. I play a half-petrified warlock.
00:10:18
Speaker
Alrighty, and a quick recap. Last episode we left off, you guys were about halfway through a dungeon of my creation.
Riddle Solving and Teamwork
00:10:30
Speaker
And you so far have found a bunch of loot and two magical weapons. Indeed we have.
00:10:44
Speaker
Fancy toys. Well, I saw more riddles guys. We've got to go to the next door Yeah, so let let me see. What was the last riddle we left off at? Okay, yeah, so the last riddle you guys looked at was but for the last one East I think yeah, so you have west and south and Yeah we know the riddle for west but we know don't know the answer so we need the riddle for south. All right so the riddle for south for the south room is invisible guide in dark and light what leads you true through every fight.
00:11:35
Speaker
ah invisible barbie's also a bear what leaves you true is it a oh wait no you would ah didn't you guys take a short rest i oh yeah we were gonna do short rain cawi if so that would be that'd be pretty cool yeah that was a short rest yeah we were gonna do a short rest ah he takes barbie spwas back
00:12:04
Speaker
Wait, does that mean i've the crossbow is attuned as well? Because you said it takes like an hour. Yeah, that's like an hour. It's for like a half hour. Yeah. Oh, OK. Halfway there. OK. Plus, might as well just wait at this point. Yeah, just do it after.
00:12:26
Speaker
OK, this riddle though. Barbie's fine, pretty much. Would you guys like to hear the first, like the... The riddle that you guys heard going in again, like the at the entrance of the tomb. um my yeah yeah I'm going to take a stab at the riddle. Is it faith? You're in the bathroom, right? Yeah.
00:12:53
Speaker
It's yeah, it was faith. Yeah. OK, OK. I got it, guys. I'm oh um'm a master riddler. Oh, this one is faith, but the last one wasn't intriguing. Yeah. Yeah. That last one's going to be a real problem, but right now it's faith. Uh, so Barbie was no longer a bear from the, uh, thing, but I feel like she says faith for the solving the riddle and then immediately turns back into a bear. Oh my God. All right. Well, that reminds me, I have to get bear stats out. I should really save this, but I don't.
00:13:31
Speaker
And as you guys, so as you say the word faith, the door not so the door opens up. And from what you can see inside the room right now is a singular altar. And then there's also some rubble in the side of the room. Let me move my little bear token. There's wait, I don't see the room on the room has yet. I completely forgot to do that. My bad. There you go.
00:14:02
Speaker
Okay. And Walter's just like traveling or walking along with you guys. And Kevin hops right onto Barbie's back once she changes back into a bear. Yes, double decker. You get you get a passenger. Oh, there's just one. Okay.
00:14:25
Speaker
um
00:14:28
Speaker
Barbie's bear so
Battle with the Wight Begins
00:14:31
Speaker
Yeah, but you did open it. So I guess you were you were first. Do you want to go first? Because I don't want to go first. I guess I'll go first. Yeah, you're you're you're the literal bear were here. So and I think a you can take the charge.
00:14:53
Speaker
um And I will, I will near the coffin or whatever it is. The altar? Okay. The altar. Oh, an altar. Great. Let's, let's put the bear by the altar. That sounds fun. The altar, you say. Is there anything on the altar? Are there bear gods? Um, you can tell. Probably worshiping the bear gods. Uh, no. So you see like holy symbols to the morning Lord and like,
00:15:22
Speaker
Melted down candles this guy again this perhaps so we are so suppose are you guys are old in the room now Yeah, I would be in there i'll go i have a question all right and i Yes, like over here next to the thing I uh this is like at the on the church grounds right this dungeon yes that was the whole thing how much do you want to bet we run into the guy's vampire son
00:15:57
Speaker
No, that was under the trapdoor that we found in one of yeah the rooms in the church. Oh, never mind. I was trying. I was formulating, theorizing. I have the memory of a goldfish. but That was like a ah church basement rather than ah done a separate church basement. All right. And now that you all are in here, right as Emrys steps right into the room, the door slam shuts behind you and a right appears from behind the altar.
00:16:27
Speaker
I need you guys to roll initiative. Okay.
00:16:35
Speaker
Rolls a gun. That's a crit on the initiative. 22. All right. I got a five. All right. And then I got a 10.
00:17:00
Speaker
Kefrin will go with Bearby as well. okay same Same as last time. Just make sure you don't crit fail this one, Bearby. Emrys, you had a five, right? Yeah, just a five. You were rolling separately for Kefrin for initiative and stuff.
00:17:25
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. Well, once he gets knocked off you. Okay. Alrighty, so, uh, not you are first up. Alright, cool. So you said what was behind the, the, uh, a right. It's a right. Never heard of yeah those four. It's, um hold um, I'm trying to remember how to like describe it because it's, it's an undead. It's kinda, how's it spelled?
00:18:02
Speaker
W R. Uh, no, W I G H a white, a white. I thought you said all right. I misheard you. Okay. I did say right. I did say right. I don't know where the R was coming from. I do not know where,
00:18:27
Speaker
like I've been saying that in my head. Like right for years. I don't know where that came from. Anyways, that's white. A white. I learned that on Game of Thrones. I didn't watch Game of Thrones, so that's my bad. Okay, so knowing that this is a white, I am going to...
00:18:54
Speaker
Oh, so for my bonus action, I'm going to use one of my spell slots here to cast Hex on the white. All righty. Until the spell ends, which is up to an hour. I need to maintain concentration though. I deal an extra 1d6 necrotic damage to the target whenever you hit it with an attack, which is what I, is it like right next to me or?
00:19:20
Speaker
um Yeah, I would like to say though, that because it's undead, it has a resistance to necrotic damage. Oh, can I like, damn it. I already casted it though, so damn it. All right. That's a, I thought Hex had a special thing. I don't want to bypass that, but you know what? Even if it's free damage. Yeah. Let me, let me just check.
00:19:50
Speaker
it It doesn't. I have the spell here. It doesn't. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's just into the spoons. but move chris Yeah, hey, it's damage though. Damage is damage. Get any upcasting benefits? It's only a third or fourth Hubble slam. Okay, so yeah, I'm already gonna make a weapon attack against this thing. I'm already right there. 1d20 plus...
00:20:16
Speaker
It was hooked on this sheet. I think it's six for a moment. Yeah, it's six. Oh, typed it wrong. Plus six. Is it a 10 hit? It does not. I miss. All right. All right. So the white is going to move around the...
00:20:42
Speaker
altar and he's going to make a swing at you um so that is and it'll be a multi attack because he has two big long swords on him okay does a 17 hit yes it does does a 15 hit both of them hit all right my bad i But does a 12 hit. We never established that.
00:21:17
Speaker
Alright, so the first one is... 4 damage. Alright, so that's... Wait, I think my old armor of Agathys is still up. Nope, it's one hour, so that's just wrong. That's my health pool. Okay. I thought it was Agathys. Am I stupid?
00:21:37
Speaker
I don't really play Baldur's Game Sound. I don't... What's the other damage? Also four. Awesome, down to... Oh, it's four, so that goes down to 26, and that goes down to 22. Okay, I need to pick a couple of concepts. Okay.
00:21:59
Speaker
Yeah, the hex doesn't work anymore. I lost concentration on it. Oh.
00:22:07
Speaker
All right. Bear me, you're up. So now I have. This is going to shock you. I'm going to bite him. All right. ye That is 17 to hit with my bite. Okay. Let me find, let me rummage in my little dice bag and find my D8. I think I figured out why I was pronouncing it right. I got it mixed up with a Wraith.
00:22:33
Speaker
Well, yeah, but because I was also looking at it, right? Yeah. So they're the race. And then there's a white and my brain, for some reason, in my my notes, wrote. Right. W. R. I. G. H. T. It's like the right brothers. I am i'm tired and silly. I should not be doing this.
00:22:54
Speaker
at night. Oh no, we're getting attacked by a Wright brother. This isn't Wright. Did anyone have anything that hits against air targets? A crossbow, yeah. Perfect. They can only be in the air for like 13 seconds because it's like the first ever airplane. Could you imagine if Barbie could fly?
00:23:14
Speaker
You can. You can turn into a flying animal. I take damage for my bite. I finally found my d8. And then I'm going to attack with my claws. Oh yeah, that's going to hit. That's a 24. Yep, to hit.
00:23:28
Speaker
2d6 okay so that's five plus five plus four so that's 14 damage and that's me that's me oh if can i guess not me because he's on my back then yeah do we want him to jump i yeah he can jump off and is it kevin time yeah ah Go ahead and roll his initiative, and then I'm going to go ahead and get Walter set up. um Walter is going to cast yeah he is going to cast Guiding Bolt at second level. Kevin rolled ah an 11 for initiative. That's a 9, it does not hit.
00:24:12
Speaker
And that is all he's going to do. Yeah. Kevin got an 11 for his initiative. Okay. He'll go before you next round. All right. Um, Amaris, it's your turn. Okay. I will, I will be shooting at this, this white fella. All right. Does a seven hits? It does not. No. Okay.
00:24:39
Speaker
All right. Yeah, there's nothing else I can do. All right, guys. His armor class is higher than a seven. Yeah. Good to know. I'm below 24. Couldn't have figured that one out. Not it's your turn. This is called investigative journalists. My turn now. All right. Hmm. Is it is the white still within melee range with me or has it gone off to somewhere else? It was a melee range. Yeah. Lovely. So you know I'm just going to burn the other slot I have for a wrathful smite. Bonus action. That there. I'm going to walk up to it. I'm going to try to hit it again with my sword. All right. So that is an eight. I'm sorry. That misses. That's my turn. That's it. All right. So the point is- Good job.
00:25:39
Speaker
to go ahead and turn towards Fairby. and okay this happens in like every single like online ttrpg i play dice plots just fucking hate me apparently everyone's go it just goes after bear me every time i'm just a girl seeing like the massive like almost half ton grizzly bear in my vicinity except i was about to say brown bear we um flavored her as a blue bear with a little white
00:26:11
Speaker
spot for her boob window all right so on the because he's taking a multi attack with his long swords um okay nine hit no all right does a six hit no it does not baby all right bear be lives another day Why would they pull onto the giant bear, you know? All right, Kevin leaps off of baby's back and goes just to try and just bite at this this thing. So his role is a five to hit. Does not. No. OK, he you just jumps at him and flies past into the wall.
00:27:10
Speaker
All right. called Poor, poor Kevin. Where are we? You're up. Oh yeah. I forgot that me getting hit wasn't my turn. Again. Shocking. I know. I'm gonna bite him. All right. I don't learn my lesson. And that's a 17 to hit. That does hit.
00:27:33
Speaker
Okay, let me roll my d8. That's five plus or nine damage for my bite. All right. And then for claws. Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. Oh, that's a nine to hit. Doesn't hit. All right.
00:27:54
Speaker
I'm already carrying. I need a little bit of a break you know from time to time. People miss sometimes. you know i'm I'm over here carrying the team against this white. Yeah. Don't complain to me. Complain to the dice. All right. So it's Walter's turn. Walter, he is going to try and cast first level Guiding Bolt again.
00:28:21
Speaker
Yay, go Walter! That's barely a miss, that was a 13. And we go for a shot. Barabie takes one of her paws up and like puts it over her face, like runs it down her face like, oh Walter. You've never seen a bear disappointed as much as Barabie is disappointed in this moment. I don't think he has hit any spells besides the healing spells.
00:28:47
Speaker
Because you don't have to roll to hit those. Did it remind you of anyone? No, no, no. Don't slander my wife. Don't slander my wife. But what is it with clerics? Yeah, honestly, I played a cleric my first run through Baldur's Gate 3, as I mentioned. And i was I was bad. It was bad. I kept missing.
00:29:16
Speaker
See, that's why you made a warlock. i even know i sorry doorlock I like sorcerer better. um well well You just have so few spell slots. Yeah. That's what mods are for. You're supposed you supposed to have a bunch of keyer short rests to get your slots back. Yeah, but in like one fight, you know, having two spell slots, it's not great.
00:29:43
Speaker
I honestly though when I play it's either um because I haven't played warlock in like two or three saves I usually made a war wizard wizard or sorcerer I think actually yes usually wizard my second save I play a sorcerer I'm pretty sure, yeah. Cause it was, oh my god. What was the name I picked? Again? Oh my god. I made a joke about it because I put like a less than three symbol. Sapphire. Sapphire with a little less than three heart.
00:30:19
Speaker
And I was like, Oh my God, you could put those in your name. And like for some things it won't put the less than three like at at the bottom, but for some things it does. And it's really funny. That's right. Cause we were going to do a, uh, uh, what was it? A, a play through where we all do like emoticons. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:30:45
Speaker
Okay. Uh, whose turn was it again? Walter. Okay. Walter just went. So, uh, MRS, you're up. Okay. Well, hopefully I can hit my crossbow this time. So this is a nat one, plus five.
00:31:06
Speaker
a Okay, i I think with that I accidentally almost hit Kefin just about missing. And then you see Kefin just like look up like bruh. Yeah. and And how could you? ah I'll take an opportunity to move kind of towards Kefin who like is kind of behind where the white was like other side of the altar.
00:31:34
Speaker
Okay. Alright. And we're at the top of the turn. Not
Victory and Discovery of a Paladin's Journal
00:31:41
Speaker
your turn. Top of the morning, do ya? Lovely. I'm gonna try to hit it. My sword. Again. There's a 21 hit. It hits. So that is 1d10 plus... plus 4 damage for the initial damage of the sword. So I'm swinging it with both.
00:32:05
Speaker
So it takes eight slashing damage and it also takes one psychic damage and needs to make a wisdom save. A wisdom save, alright.
00:32:21
Speaker
Um, that was a natural two. It's now frightened. Alright, so what does that mean? Frightened, the creature has disadvantage on all ability checks and attack rolls, while the source of its fear is within line of sight, and it can't willingly move closer to me, so it can only back up. Alright. Or go to like to the side, as long as it's not getting closer, technically. Alright, so he's going to go ahead and like move away from you. um I'm so scary and shit.
00:32:57
Speaker
Does that also mean that he doesn't... you Sorry, can you repeat what it was? So with Frightened, it also has disadvantage on all ability checks and attack rolls while I am within its line of sight. Okay. it's You'll still be in its line of sight. It's going to take his ah short bow out and try and take an aim at you ah you not.
00:33:28
Speaker
Does an 11 hit. No, it is not. All right. And because he's using multi attack, he's going to try again. Does a five. Nope. All right. That's his turn. And I believe it's Kevin's turn. All right. He's going to try again because he's now technically behind him, so he's just going to go for the ankle. All right.
00:33:59
Speaker
ah Does A6 hit? It does not. No, I guess we could He jumps one way initially and misses. Jumps back the other way and also misses. It's like a like a cartoon or something. Alright, Baraby, you're up. yeah I found out today Cool Math has so the fruit game, the Suka fruit game. It's great.
00:34:26
Speaker
for some reason my graphics look better Yeah, that's like on the switch where you drop fruit and you gotta match them up and get the watermelon. Oh Yeah, i don't i yeah play that one yeah what's funny is that the graphics are better on my laptop than my PC anyway Again I'm here to shock everyone. I'm gonna bite him Wow That is a 13 to hit that misses no i'm gonna claw at him that's a 17 to hit that hits yeah i figured i rolled a one and a three though so that's four plus four eight damage how is this guy looking how do you want to do this
00:35:16
Speaker
ah
00:35:20
Speaker
Barbie goes into bite and and misses, like she misses him by a hair kind of a thing. And then she gets up on her hind legs, pounds her chest, she's like, ah! And then claws at him, and it just swipes right through his rotten little face, and he's like, ah! And it goes down. All right, and as he goes down, you'd notice a um ah journal kind of like, falls out of his clothing pocket thing oh well barbie can't read all right and then now that the battle is over the door opens back up and anyone want to make an investigation check i yeah i will all right let me make that check for you there see if there's anything else going on in this particular room so why it's gonna be me my investigation score is do
00:36:17
Speaker
You offered. A four. Nobody else said like, oh, I want to do it instead. Anyone else want to do an investigation? I can. I got i got plus two. So fingers crossed. I'm a bear. So what does this 17 show me? OK, so.
Secret Passageway in the Dungeon
00:36:40
Speaker
In the room on the altar, you guys see ah several bottles of what are labeled as holy water. And then there are also ah eight bottles of potions of minor healing on the altar as well. And you also see a bunch of rubble up against the wall, kind of like
00:37:10
Speaker
something was haphazardly put up. Oh, I'm going to go. and I want to check out that rubble closer. All right. Okay. And we'll shower out the potions. Look at this conveniently labeled water bottles. Yeah. Let's just share out the healing potions. So is that two weeks? Yeah. know ah You guys can swim.
00:37:34
Speaker
Did you don't want any? Barbie doesn't need in. She's a bear. She's good. All right. I'll I'll take two. I guess maybe can Walter take quite a few then? If but he doesn't want to. He'll take he'll take four and then ah he'll throw him at Barbie if she ever needs more. All right. Does that mean I get like two, I think? Yeah. Yeah, you get. Yeah, you get two. All right. I am now up to three.
00:38:04
Speaker
I've got yeah four. I'm a bear, so like, I'm chill. Alright. Nott, you said you were looking at the rebel? Uh, yeah, I am. Alright, can you go ahead and do an investigation check for me? Yeah, sure thing. Oh, and Walter's also going to pick up the six bottles of holy water. Okay, sure. Yeah, that seems like a Walter thing for him to do. Yeah, that's alright.
00:38:32
Speaker
That's my boy. Right. That's a bit better. An 18. All right. So you can tell that this is a secret passageway. And all it really needs is a slight little push. Can you go ahead and roll a strength check? Sure thing. Or? Yeah. Bare. Or could I blast it?
00:38:51
Speaker
or Or could bear Oh Eldritch blasting this do you want me to roll like a hit with the spell against it or uh? Yeah, let's start. Let's roll it. Yeah, so it'll be spell What's the spell attack again, I need to check this oh I forgot I I thought I typed it in my app thing here, but I didn't let me double check I David too long those spells long spoke a scalability spell attack modifier proficiency bonus plus charisma so for me that would be 2 plus 3 so that makes it plus 5 Awesome so then I can go back to here and then do plus 5 is that a that's a 9 to hit the rocks and
00:39:41
Speaker
Yeah, that hits and it falls into open up deeper into a, it looks like a ah hallway to a different room. Also, does anyone want to grab the book that fell from the the white's pop ah pocket? I can't read. Yeah, I'll take it. All right.
00:40:05
Speaker
Can I, am I, can I read this? Um, so the journal is recounting his journey, the, the white's journey as when he was alive as a paladin for the morning Lord, when he first disappeared from the land. Um, and it also talked about how up until his death, the, um, Barovia was becoming slowly more overran with monsters allied to the devil's trod.
00:40:42
Speaker
Yeah. yeah Okay. i'll I'll just like read it out to everyone. I feel like Barbie is just so determined to not learn any lore.
00:41:01
Speaker
She's like, I'm just here. i'm I'm having fun. I am not reading anything. I'm not looking deeper. I'm investigating the family and I think they killed their dad. And that's kind of just what Barb is here for. Barbie's like, Lore? Nah.
00:41:24
Speaker
She's a bear. So now that the passage to the secret room has opened up, what do you guys want to do?
00:41:33
Speaker
Uh, Berby's walking down that passage. All right. Okay. If you say so. It's Berby, you know, yeah, I'll be, yeah, I'll be behind you trying to watch out for shit with like, sort of the ready, just in case. then ah There's more things. Yeah, this is really not the scale. Um, no, as you open or as you get into the room, you see two chests.
00:42:03
Speaker
And that's it. Oh, sick.
00:42:12
Speaker
ah okay Well, I'm a bear. Yeah, I have thieves tools. ah do Are they locked? You can go ahead and try. and that's an Excellent first question.
00:42:27
Speaker
Okay, i would I will just like try and pull up the top of the chest to check if there's a lock. the The first chest opens up um really smoothly. You didn't check for traps. I can't. How cow do you think I can? You can investigate. No, that's fine.
00:42:51
Speaker
And inside that chest is the vampire hunting kit, which um Walter is going to grab in a journal talking about how the kit works.
Vampire Hunting Kit Discovery
00:43:02
Speaker
I'm also going to send you all the stats for what's inside of it, but ah long story short, it is um The neatly compacted bag contains the following one hand crossbow, 12 steak bolts, three actual steaks, four silver daggers, one holy relic, 10 vials of holy water, three pouches of powdered garlic, and then the manual on how to use everything and how to make more holy water. Bro, why's this relic got so many holes in it?
00:43:41
Speaker
Who do you think on left this here? Why would someone leave all this right here? Well, you told everyone about the the white right. Yeah. In the journal. Um, Walter's going to finally speak up and say, well, I assume the paladin because the paladin is dead. Yeah. So how long has this been going on if he's been dead?
00:44:07
Speaker
that long, and and he had this before he was dead. It must have been happening ages ago.
00:44:17
Speaker
The Morning Lord left centuries ago. Yeah, I guess so. guess floor because he's a great The Morning Lord has been gone for centuries, Walther says.
00:44:30
Speaker
no one has heard hide nor hair of him or lady knight since and then was that he just goes back or he just like goes back to his quietness so slightly hungover not ready for a mood yeah okay He goes back to being a non-interactable. he The exclamation point above his head goes away.
00:44:56
Speaker
see
00:45:00
Speaker
All right. And then the other chest. Yeah, I will investigate this one before opening it. Wow, you're investigating people's chests. Well, I've just gotten that one on that, so I can't really investigate it. so What do you want to do?
00:45:19
Speaker
Uh, I'll just try and open it. I need you guys to run should have told you oh I told you love mimic yeah ah so method we should have known. That's a six. We're fools. I got a 12 for fools. Not what was yours.
Mimic Attack and Battle
00:45:51
Speaker
Uh, you can check, uh, check and roll 20 for that. Six. Oh, six. All right. Um, Barbie. 12 Emrys. Oh, I got an eight. Um, we're going to tell Kevin, I'm going to tell Kevin to stay out and stay like in the passageway. All right. He doesn't want to ride there be anymore. Oh.
00:46:16
Speaker
All right. So Walter is going to go ahead and start. Cause I made the joke about you investigating people's chests. Probably. you So Walter fed up with his magic networking. He's going to go ahead and ah take his hand out and try and hit the mimic. Mm-hmm.
00:46:42
Speaker
that was a 18 for a 22 which hits so that is oh uh four damage for the mimic oh okay i don't know why i'm sorry my dad's constructing me all right barbie you're up i don't know how one would bite a mimic but barbie's gonna try okay i imagine like for like the tongue as gross as that sounds. hear not nice That's a nat 20.
00:47:16
Speaker
right and then create the bit She's biting that tongue and ripping it off at this rate, bro. ah That's 16 damage. All right. And I still got claws.
00:47:35
Speaker
So she's going to start clawing at the sides of that little chesty chest. That is 18 to hit. That hits. 4 plus 2, 6 plus 4. That's 10 more damage. Alright. Also, did she rip off the tongue? She ripped off part of it.
00:48:00
Speaker
Yeah, like I grabbed part of it in my mouth and I ripped that part off. Yeah, it it still has most of its tongue, but yeah, yeah ripped off a big part of it. It's not okay. It's gonna like, how long a part of the tongue, like how lengthwise, how much tongue did I bite off?
00:48:21
Speaker
I am going to say of the five foot long tongue you've ripped off about a five foot tongue. Oh, OK. So I don't know, man, I'm going to OK. But because my question, this is because Barbie wants to keep a souvenir like she wants that tongue. So she has it in her mouth, presumably.
00:48:49
Speaker
Yeah, so I was gonna say she spits it out like into her paws and then like throws it up like a scarf around her neck. to keep it safe or like ali I was about to say though, as you do that, it turns into wood. Because when a mimic dies, it turns back into its original form.
00:49:09
Speaker
No. um or So instead she spits out the piece of wood in her paws and just looks down at it with a big bear frown and she's like, Oh man, so I wanted a tongue.
00:49:23
Speaker
so and She doesn't say that obviously she's a bear, but you just very, very, very sad bear. Yeah. Looking down at this piece of wood. All right. Um, you're up.
00:49:40
Speaker
All right. I'm going to try and aim for the rest of the tongue or just try and get an arrow into the mouth. There's a 24 hits. It does hit. And that'll be eight damage. All right. They'll tear up. Lovely. All right. So it's still um we're just finding a mimic right now, right? Hmm.
00:50:11
Speaker
This mimic, it's just chilling right there, right? Yeah, pretty much. Okay. Hmm. Oh, I don't have any spell slots left. Uh, oh, uh, I'm just going to hit it with my sword again. Thirteen hit the chest. Um, yeah, it does. I was about to say it's a fucking box.
00:50:40
Speaker
could be a dirty boss that's 13 slashing damage all right oh my god you all right and it's looking very rough now um it is going to panic and try and bite bearby oh come on every time go for the bear does 14 hits Yeah. All right. does a so That is seven damage. o Okay. How about I say this is a bear. He doesn't have 34 expendable hit points right now. That is true. Now it's Walter's turn again and he's going to go ahead and try and whack it with his hand axe again. That's an unnatural 20 so that hits. I love when she whacks it.
00:51:37
Speaker
I'm sorry. I don't know where that came from. I came from the depths of my soul. And the mimic is looking really, really rough now, Barbie. Yeah. Is it my turn? Oh, it was like, cool. Why are you just telling me? I'm sorry.
00:51:59
Speaker
ah Right, I'm going I'm gonna try for a second time to get that tongue. All right. I need the tongue But he hasn't put two and two together yet. Oh, that's a 10 to hit That does not hit oh man, she's gonna try to claw Not as fun, but whatever that's 14 to hit oh the hits. Yay. Oh, God. One plus four is five plus four is nine damage. I only do this. She's just so mad. ah She couldn't get a piece of its tongue. And she just keeps going scratching at it. And now she's tearing planks off of it. And she's just so angry. And then it's dead. And she's like, Oh,
00:52:51
Speaker
i Yes, it's done. And it kind of collapses into like pieces of metal and wood. It clearly was a chest at one point, but whatever. um yeah Barbie destroyed it at this point. And ah it dropped 20 pieces of gold and two silver daggers. Oh, cool. Mr. Moneyzolt, that is yours for the taking.
00:53:21
Speaker
Yeah, I feel like Zoltz our wallet. All right, more coins. How much coins? 20. 20. 20 coins. I'm now up to 28. Lovely. Now we got to figure out the weird bad riddle that we don't know. Ouch. Sorry. It's yeah good riddles. Yeah. They're just, that's the one we don't know.
00:53:46
Speaker
you Do you you want to hear the ah original riddle? nah ah The first one? yeah Yeah. In a quiet tomb, faith and honor blend, valor sleeps where shadows bend. Courage carved in sound so stone so deep, guarding dreams in endless sleep. Are you serious? Is it valor?
00:54:09
Speaker
yeah Yeah. Oh, man. Never thought of that. No. It shines right through the darkest night and faces danger with steadfast might. Oh, I guess. no Wait. Dude, I don't know. that i was Yeah, I was majorly like thinking of something else for that. I don't know Valor. I don't use that word like ever.
00:54:32
Speaker
that true do i give the vi I should have known it's a fucking paladin place so go figure. I should have known you're an army kid. No thanks. The correct term is military brat. Yeah okay. All right um so now that you guys are in front of the door and you say the word valor The door opens and I need you guys to make an initiative as a blood hungry vampire spawn. A fucking chance to like see inside the room. It's just immediately evil. Immediately you're gonna die. Four. That's a five. I got a nine. Did you say a vampire spawn as well? A blood hungry vampire spawn, yep. No.
00:55:23
Speaker
I told you we were going to run into that guy's kid. Oh, this isn't him. I know, but im ancient i I was bringing it back.
Strategizing Against Vampire Spawn
00:55:32
Speaker
oh man to And to describe the vampire spawn real quick, you can tell that this vampire spawn has been locked up here for at least a century, if not more. He is all skin and bones.
00:55:51
Speaker
it's it's You know, biden and normal i was like when the one vampire Nosferatu looks just like him. Oh, my God. We're fighting Nosferatu. Now, Walter, he's going to go ahead because he got the highest initiative. um He's going to go ahead and take a whack at the vampire spawn.
00:56:23
Speaker
And I think that misses. That misses. Shocker. I'm shocked. Emerice, your turn. So what I'm going to do is with all this new vampire equipment, I will load up a stake bolt into my crossbow. Does that do anything different for the hit or damage?
00:56:51
Speaker
um It adds extra piercing, 1d4, I forgot to put that in. Oh, okay. So that's a 22 to hit. All right. And that's 10 damage plus a d4. 14 damage. Okay, so that's not bad. that's with what Using up one of the stake bolts. Yeah.
00:57:24
Speaker
All right. Uh, Barbie. Wow. Our initiative was really bad if it's me next. just see yeah Um, I'm going to go, I'm going to do an Uno reverse card. I'm going to try to bite the vampire. Oh.
00:57:45
Speaker
Go for it. What can I say? Barbie has one solution to every problem and it's to bite them. Bite or turn into a bear? Pretty much. Well, it's turn into a bear and then bite. Oh, that's a 19 hit. That hits. Coolio. That is six piercing damage. Just for flavor's sake. I'm saying Barbie's going for the neck. She's doing a real Uno reverse.
00:58:13
Speaker
She's like, I'm basically a vampire at this point. So I mean, you're the one in the future. Who knows? So yeah. I mean, yeah, you take a bite out of it. It does kind of rip. Uh, but the blood, there's no blood. This is a truly blood starved vampire spawn. Well, that's annoying. My favorite parts being covered in blood. All right.
00:58:43
Speaker
Is that the end of your turn? Oh, my my claws. I almost forgot. Oh, that's an eight. That does not hit. Yeah, I figured. ah Yeah, that's my turn. All right. Zolt, your turn. Oh, boy. All right. So ah for my bonus action, I am going to
00:59:10
Speaker
I'm going to put my Hexblade's curse against the vampire spawn. Alright. And am I like at melee range with it or? Sorry, what what are you using it again? I am using Hexblade's curse. And what type of damage is that?
00:59:31
Speaker
uh it's does it's not any specific kind of damage i just get bonus to damage rolls against oh yeah yeah it's just damage equal to my proficiency bonus yeah it's within melee melee range yeah so any attack roll you made against
00:59:53
Speaker
Yeah, let me show you. Yeah, this should be, uh, yeah. All right, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Nice. So yeah, uh, I'm going to, uh, I'm going to try to flank behind it from where Bearby is and try to get advantage there. Okay. So is that something I can do? I don't know where it is on the map. So it's right in the doorway. So I don't think you can get behind it now that I think about it.
01:00:19
Speaker
I forgot. Oh, it's right in the doorway and then there's this fucking bear in front of me. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I'll just lob an Eldritch Blast at it. Okay. Sorry, my fat ass is in the way, guys. um I just got a dump truck. There's a seven hit. I'm sorry, it does not. That's my turn. All right. And then you guys watch as even though this is is still a blood-starved vampire. Its neck slowly kind of starts to heal as it regains.
01:00:55
Speaker
and
01:00:58
Speaker
um Then it is going to take a multi-attack using his its claws and it's going to make a slashing attack at Bearby twice. Bro, everyone goes for the bear.
01:01:18
Speaker
Just a girl does an unnatural 20 hit. Yeah. Yeah, it does. Well, everything about everything the vampire does is unnatural. Yeah. Wow. Homophobic. All right. And then the second attack does a 10 hit. No, it does not. All right. So that is eight damage. Not too bad. Not too bad. I'm all I'm down to 19.
01:01:47
Speaker
Oh no. Ah, Barbie's scott barbie's fine. Alright, and we're at the top of initiative. Walter's going to go. um He is going to... Miss again? I hope not. He is going to go ahead and use his last second level spell slot and cast Guiding Bolt. I'm shard.
01:02:13
Speaker
Okay, then that makes it.
01:02:17
Speaker
And that is 12 damage. You tried, Walter. You tried. Yeah, he did 12 damage. That's not bad. That's not too bad. All right. Amherst, your turn. All right. I'm going to, I got quite a few stake bolts, didn't I? So, okay. Right. Now we'll do the same thing again.
01:02:43
Speaker
That is a 22 to hit. All right. Uh, and that is five plus three piercing damage. So eight overall. All right. Um, barby yeah. No, no, I can't, I can't, I don't have many bonus actions. All right. Uh, Barbie, I'm going to move for the other side of the neck. Okay. ha That's an eight.
01:03:18
Speaker
That does not hit. I'm going to go with my claws. Go for it. That's a ne a dirty 20. All right, that goes. A dirty, stinky little 20. 3 plus 5 is 8 plus 4. That is 12 damage slashing, I believe. All righty.
01:03:45
Speaker
and that would And I'm just kind of body blocking at this point. It's your turn. Oh boy. Can't wait to do something productive on this turn. I'm going to try it. Did you move your bare fat ass out of the doorway yet? Are you still there? I'm still there. God damn it. All right. Eldritch Blast time.
01:04:08
Speaker
Also, you can't say funny things while I'm drinking. I will spit out my ice cream. Don't put your big fuzzy ass in the doorway. You're just jealous because I have a bigger ass than you. Is it a 13? Design it. You gotta be. Yeah, it's my turn.
01:04:31
Speaker
All right. So again, I think it's every turn, right?
01:04:38
Speaker
So ah you watch a summon beat. It happens every turn. I'm sorry. Don't say it. yeah You watch a summon slash marks and ah start to heal as it regains 10 hit points. Has it had any damage then so far? Oh, yeah, I know. it like It's lost a lot. Yeah, it's lost a lot. Phew.
01:05:03
Speaker
the vampires spawn so it gets bullshit region mechanics yeah this has made me think about we should do like a bonus like if we were like to take a little break like for your halloween one shot you want to do like a bonus thing of where we just play vampires but it's like ah vampire diaries esque stuff like we're all vampires but like we're in high school dealing with high school drama do it well i would say do a twilight episode i've never watched or read twilight so i have dude
01:05:41
Speaker
Twilight's a movie, first of all. Second of all, I could totally get us set up with like a Teen Wolf Vampire Diaries-esque episode.
01:05:54
Speaker
Teen Wolf. Where some of us are vampires, some of us are werewolves. That would be so funny. Teen Wolf West Side Story. Yes. Oh my God. That would be so funny.
01:06:12
Speaker
ah you what If we do that though, I want to play the human because I think it would be funny. That would be hilarious. Because I always go for the vampire werewolf character. You can feel free to cut this out though. ah How long are we planning to run this? ah You guys are almost done. Yeah.
01:06:27
Speaker
Okay, cool. I hope that we can finish this up because yeah, no, once you yeah, yeah, literally the sky and then you can even more do like an outro stuff and then yeah, and then you get your your weapon and then we're done. Yeah.
01:06:42
Speaker
cool sorry um but but no no no need to apologize i'm the one who forgot about this i should have put it on there that on fridays that i have a session i do at six so you know it's it's fine we all forget about stuff anyways so he this spawn is going to go ahead and take a multi attack at bearby using its claws no using my claws I'm the claw one. I'm offended. So, I mean, ah he He's stealing my brand. But you would also, he would also gain more hit points. So thank you. still hundred monkeying hip Yeah. Yeah. 19 hits the bear and dogs and 11. Yes.
01:07:37
Speaker
and the left hit I have natural bear armor and it's an 11 armor class. So it meets and beats. My bad. No, it's fine. It's fine. I'm just going to die. It's cool. Then you have your whole other character to use. So and I die and then I turn out of bear and then I go back into bear. It's fine. The first damage is seven. Okay.
01:08:10
Speaker
the next is four that's not too bad okay all right and that's the end of its turn um ah i believe it's walter's turn now walter is going to go ahead and because he's still kind he's like catty corner to you and the zombie he's going to take his hand axe and he is going to try and hit and he misses
01:08:41
Speaker
I'm shocked. Yeah, that's a term who would have thought. Well, I'm embarrassed. It's your turn. All right. I will do same again because it's very effective if I hit. That's the big 24 to hit. And that is six plus.
01:09:08
Speaker
four ah piercing, so 10 overall. All right, Bearbeat, your turn. I'm going to try to bite him on the side. I haven't bit yet because I failed last time. All right, go for it. That's a 21. Natural or unnatural? Natural.
01:09:33
Speaker
So that is 11 damage for my bite. All right. But you back, bitch. And that, oh, that's not the right die. And for my claws, yeah, that's a 22 to hit. Non-natural.
01:09:54
Speaker
And that is 11 more damage on my claws. All right. It, it looks at you and kind of like bears its teeth and hisses at you. I do the exact same thing back, but I'm a bear. So it's scarier because I'm a bear girl.
01:10:15
Speaker
All right. It's all your turn. But she's like a awesome eyeliner. How do you sell the doorway? Yeah. god Okay. There's enough room though, for you to go around and like, just not like get through the door.
01:10:30
Speaker
you get But you can get around and hit it. I don't want to get around and and hit it with the sword, then. Go for it. Because I'm tired of being stuck behind this fuzzball and I keep missing my blasts. Sorry, I have a fat ass. And it's an eight, so it didn't even matter! And I'm in melee range of it. Fucking great!
01:10:52
Speaker
don't worry the bear that's that's my turn there's a bear there blocking you and you're gonna watch again as it kind of regenerates a little bit more it's okay it's it's almost done it's almost yeah i was gonna say we did like 30 damage he's not if it lasts another round i'm going to be shocked um walter It's going to try and whack it with his hand out. It's got stamina.
01:11:25
Speaker
i need And funny enough, he misses yet again. God. Walter. That is the end of his turn. um Walter, just get behind us. Come on, please. Dude. M, it's your turn. Okay. Same old, same old. Uh, does an 11 hit?
01:11:49
Speaker
It does not. Oh. ah Guys, I was kidding when I said I'm carrying the team. You don't actually carry the team. I did damage last round. OK, I just talked to the random number generator to put in this website. OK, yeah, I can't I can't do anything. OK, Bearby, you're up.
01:12:15
Speaker
I'm gonna go for the center of the throat this time you see I'm gonna attack at all angles and I'm gonna circle my enemies throat because you know I'm a bear and I I'm gonna bite him again okay There's only so many ways you could describe biting. I got a 19. I bite. I succeed. I eat. I taste the the flesh. I don't taste blood. It tastes very, very gross. It is disgusting. I'm kind of throwing up a little bit in my throat, but I'm a bear. So, and I've got my teeth clamped down and he takes seven damage. And then I am ready with my claws and I'm I'm gripping at the throat and I'm clawing at the chest and i and that's ah that's a no natural 20. And then that's another, that is another 14 damage as I grip at his throat and I tear at his chest.
01:13:14
Speaker
It's looking really rough now. Are you kidding me?
01:13:21
Speaker
If you get the last fucking thing, if you get the killing throw behind it now, or is it still going to wet you? I will say there's enough room to get behind it. Yes, I'm going to slip behind it, flank it. So I then also do this with advantage.
01:13:46
Speaker
Sounds like he needs it. Damn it! The highest is a 12! I hate dice blocks! These things are rigged! They never fucking work! du Yeah, that's why I use my natural dice. Yeah, I use my real dice. I usually roll 20, so then it's like, oh, I don't want to be a fudger or anything. I i want to ensure honesty if I roll 20. No one's going to think you're fudging your rolls. Yeah.
01:14:15
Speaker
I'm gonna use my physical dyson set. Fuck this. yeah And I can't believe I'm getting pissed at an algorithm. You're going to watch as like the zom- Oh my god, I called it a zombie. The vampire spawn. You're gonna watch as the vampire spawn heals its wounds!
Defeating the Vampire Spawn
01:14:35
Speaker
And you have to go another round of this! And while he's at it, he's over there. And he's fucking your wife.
01:14:44
Speaker
wait oh my god you first off fucked up man not you sounded just like mickey mouse thank you for giving hasbro all your money and now enjoy this slog of an interaction anyways um because of how close you are barby it's going to take both of its claws and kind of try and rake down the sides of your face No. No, it doesn't. It does a... Hold on. No, I'm invincible. I'm sorry. because You've activated we're saying hard the Does it 14? Yeah. You activated my trap card. I'm invincible. It does a 12. Yeah. First hit. Guys, I don't think I'm gonna be a bear anymore.
01:15:42
Speaker
Oh no, first time for everything. That's a seven. Yeah. I'm still there. Second hit is a six. No, I'm no longer there. I took five real damage. And that's the end of his turn. We say welcome back. I'm crying.
01:16:09
Speaker
Walter- Oh hey, what'd I miss? Did Walter miss again? No, Walter's just starting his turn. No, but I turned back into Barbie. Oh no. Now you're gonna have to play the rest of the class. No, I don't wanna. Okay. So Walter's yet again taking his hand axe and is going to try and hit the stupid vampire spot.
01:16:39
Speaker
You've got to be kidding me. I'm not using a dice pot for, for Walter anymore. Cause he's the only one I use a dice pot for. That was a 10. That's the end of his turn.
01:16:52
Speaker
oh well you your eye but Um, immerse your turn. Okay. Uh, yeah, there's not more accuracy if I try and do it with the sword. Okay.
01:17:06
Speaker
Another crossbow. Thirteen to hit. That misses. OK. Yeah, I can't do anything. OK. Bearby. Or, well, Barbie. Now that I am no longer Bear, I will not be turning back into a bear. Shocking Adele. Dude, you't you have your claws. Not yet. I haven't attuned.
01:17:35
Speaker
you That's for the magical stuff. Still, still. I'm doing primal savagery. Got it. I'm going, I'm sharpening my little fingernails and I'm going to claw. That is 22 to hit.
01:17:53
Speaker
twin that is one d ten
01:17:59
Speaker
os That's one acid damage. Oh my God. Anything else?
01:18:08
Speaker
Roll, it's your turn. Hmm, I swear to all that is holy, please, for the love of God, word. I'm gonna roll this rock, and you better fucking climb, man.
01:18:32
Speaker
Does, uh, oh wait, wait, wait. I have advantage. I have advantage because it's, uh, you're thinking. Does a 16 ahead? Yes. Yes. I can finally do damage. Ah, yes.
01:18:51
Speaker
Ooh, that's max damage. That's going to be like 16, 16 slashing damage. How do you want to do this? Oh my god. I'm just tired of seeing it get nick after nick and manage to just survive. So I want to like, just with pure frustration, just like take my long sword and lop its head right off. All right. And you hear with like a sickening,
01:19:21
Speaker
His head falls off and its body kind of like Falls over you killed it Are you kidding me? Your positioning is very annoying shapeshifter You're just jealous All right, I Yeah, uh, I'm check the room. All right. Um, so I want you guys inside the room, there are four coffins.
Post-Battle Loot and Resource Management
01:19:55
Speaker
I swear.
01:19:59
Speaker
And if if if a skeleton pops out of one of these, I'm fucking punching its head off. yeah turn so yeah the I am going to like grab each skull and throw it against the wall like wall ball during gym c class.
01:20:16
Speaker
All right. Um, so am I gonna do an investigation track? Yes. all Everyone. um what I want to use the online bot. Actually, no, that all doesn't fucking exist. That doesn't exist. No, yeah I don't see nothing. I'm blind. That's better. 18. I'm just playing my little game. All right. You just hear and see nothing.
01:20:45
Speaker
Besides the four coffins. What's looked? Yeah. All right. So in all the coffins, you see skeletons, but they're just some normal dead ones. Ooh. And four potions of healing. My heart. I'm so glad to see normal dead skeletons. I was about to, I didn't grab them and go like, you're supposed to be dead. I don't want you all. You say head back.
01:21:12
Speaker
However, not in the first one that you open, you find this glorious looking web. Oh, I got my sword in its holster. Didn't know you were into that. Make fucking my agent a little jelly. It's like bring out the weapon, make it fucking crack. Yeah, it it's kind of metal or it's got like the metal. If you it's a vampire killer from ah Okay, so video it's taken for the gum on tab. It looks pretty cool. I'm sending you the stats right now. um It does need to be attuned. ah What about jazz? Nothing. Now these I'm just having to get my new toy. Yeah, that's all the stats.
01:22:00
Speaker
And yeah, it's a pretty sick often. We can wrap up if you have to go. Yeah, I got a bounce. Yeah. Have fun. Toodles. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Fucking stupid, too many shit.
01:22:18
Speaker
yeah
01:22:37
Speaker
Thank you for listening to the sixth episode of Rose Colored Daggers.
Session Outro and Future Campaign Plans
01:22:41
Speaker
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01:23:07
Speaker
I'm kind of glad you guys did not you started with this room last time and I'm very glad you guys did not figure out what the thing was because I was like, you guys don't want to do that. You had the answer as valor, so you really think you're going to think of that word? It was in the original text or in the original thing. Yeah, but you didn't tell us the original text right away. I did when you guys were coming in.
01:23:35
Speaker
Well, no, yeah, no, it's because only Zolt could read it. So Zolt gave us like a very, like, like, I guess summarized. One down. Yeah. Like a summarized version of it. He was just like, this is some paladin shit. Yeah.
01:23:55
Speaker
Honestly, if I ever meet this morning Lord, it's on site. So the more it's own actually a good guy though. It's yeah, I get that. I get that. It's on site though.
01:24:14
Speaker
ah bad And that's where we're going to stop the recording.