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Vladdy Daddy #5: Welcome to the Dungeon
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Skeletons, Shadows, and Riddles, oh my!
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Book vs. Show: 'My Lady Jane' Adaptation
00:00:00
Speaker
Alright, you can start blabbing yapping about now. Okay, so the My Lady Jane book. Absolutely amazing. I loved it. um
00:00:13
Speaker
I don't even know where to start. It was just so good. I have such high expectations because the show is amazing. And I'm like, I need to wait till the weekend because I have no free time. And I'm going to sit down and I'm going to read it in one sitting because that's what I do. I start a book, I finish it same day. I have problems. So I have to wait for the weekend. And because I'm so freaking busy all the time. I'm just like, oh.
00:00:42
Speaker
i want to read it yeah i i read it i think i read it all in a day um it was really good the one because i have started episode one the one big difference that i've noticed it's that the um animal shape shifters i forgot what they're called ethians the ethians they therere oh like they're They're prosecuted, yes, but they're not like as bad as it's implied in the beginning of the first episode. Oh, yeah, it's implied heavily that they're treated poorly. Yeah, it's treated they're treated poorly, but like they're not it's illegal to know and abide by it. That's not illegal. like King Henry was an Ethiopian.
00:01:36
Speaker
yeah well i'm sure the show made things a bit more interesting you know oh yeah for more of like have a question uh how many of the character was king edward he's he's got like his whole his own plot line okay yeah just making sure that because i haven't got to any of that part in the um tv series so i just wanted to make sure it wasn't that big of a Because he has a really big plot line in the book. Yes. He has a whole plot line on his end, where we follow him specifically in all that. When you said you finished it and everything, or that you had started it, I almost messaged you responding to my old message from when I originally watched my Lady Jane. And I just went, I sent a picture of a horse and went, the perfect man, or something like that.
00:02:27
Speaker
i like it that it's so funny because if you haven't watched my lady jane by now that sucks for you i'm about to spoil the first episode a little bit but i recommended it several episodes ago so that's on you and oh my god the first episode the just they play it for laughs it's comedy gold and it's perfect i wouldn't change a thing of her just like
00:02:58
Speaker
watching him like arguing with him like we're husband and a wife now blah blah blah you gotta get used to me being around and him just being like no you have to go and walking towards her and then turning into a horse it's so funny ah was that' whole that is not how it happens in the book yeah wait till you see it in the show it is hilarious like you kind of went a little spoiler for how it happens in the book no no no no no don't spoil okay it is i i love them and i love their relationship
00:03:31
Speaker
and Oh we yeah, no, it's it's very much a slow burn. um I will say it's very, fake if there's any, it's very Fade the Black, it's not. Oh yeah, yeah I found it in the ah young adult like section, so I figured as much. Yeah, so it was really good. Which is fine, because in the show it's it's not. Yeah, oh yeah, no, i everyone, because everyone that I saw, they were like, ah for some reason I saw it, it wasn't.
00:04:00
Speaker
Fade to Black in the show. I don't know where I heard that from and I was like reading it. i was like It's like one thing not Fade. It's Fade to Black in the show as well, but like not as much as like a book would be. Yeah, it's like covered up. You get some time. You get a yeah some time with it.
00:04:22
Speaker
so Yeah, cause they're like make out scenes and whatever. through It's so cute. Oh my god. Yeah, it's adorable. There are a couple towards the end. um Yeah, because the miscommunication trope. I don't love it. But it's unless it works. it could includ but how you It could be done well. Yeah.
00:04:46
Speaker
or the no communication trope because they spend half their time as- I love it. They just, they argue. That's all they do. That's their communication. And I was just like, there's a whole dagger fight. And I'm like, this is so cute. the So when are we scheduling the dagger fight? Yes.
00:05:09
Speaker
Uh, when you get over here is when. Uh, I guess. Boo. Anyway. Get your
Martial Arts Moving Woes
00:05:18
Speaker
daggers through TSA first. oh yeah don't remind me about all that with moving and everything trying to figure out laws and how i can get all my stuff over here because like i did jujitsu for 10 years so i have a bunch of stuff that's martial arts and i have that excuse of like i'm collect things and also ah i studied martial arts like i have all these things but it's just like
00:05:45
Speaker
TSA, please. Customs, please. Let me have it. I'm hoping because I really want to keep my bow staff. I really do. I love that thing. Well, the government here is banning like knives, like any length of knife. But like collectors, things are different things. I don't know about like swords and stuff. Yeah, collectors are a whole different ballpark.
00:06:13
Speaker
Like, it's not sharp or anything. No. I want to bring my sword. And my bo staff. And my sai. Well, you gotta, you gotta see. You gotta wait and see. My thought process is I'm gonna pack everything up and then when I'm there, I'll go to like the post office or something and ask about it. Yeah, the royal mail. And have my parents send it to me. Yeah, go to the royal mail.
00:06:42
Speaker
the royal male okay crazy that's gonna be weird they just being it's like a book the royal whatever i thought you're gonna make the joke who is the royal male the king who's on his death bed obviously He's still alive, yeah. Mm-hmm. Yep, unfortunately. I will, I, look, after Pete Middleton, who knows? That's true, man. I honestly don't think Charles is gonna last at least another year or two. Oh yeah, he's on, he's on his way out. Easy. Yeah, I haven't seen any near appearances from him.
British Royal Succession Humor
00:07:26
Speaker
Who's next? Um, I could not tell you. Oh, and then the secession, secession? Yeah. It's Prince William.
00:07:33
Speaker
And then after William, it's George and then all of his siblings. So great charlotte is William like the weird one? Yeah, he's someone like the weasel guy. Yeah. It's crazy that you know exactly who I'm thinking of. Yeah. And then after Will and all his kids, it goes to Prince Harry and his kids and then it goes on to. So how many have to die to get Meghan Markle in?
00:08:02
Speaker
Oh, uh, Olaf. Literally. It can't happen. Well not, you know, that family. Um, it would have to be, well, yeah, I'm in all his kids. Uh, boo. Yeah. But you know what, Prince Louis though is a mood. I love Prince Louis. He's my favorite of like the young royals. Okay, dude. Cause I love Archie and Elizabeth.
00:08:33
Speaker
I um was watching Bit City from Smosh and in their, I think it's their first episode of bits. No, is it the second? It's the second episode of Bit City, I think they do a One Direction reunion. No, that's the first episode. Yeah. That's the first one. Yeah. it And so when you said Louis, Louis, all I could think of was Louis and laugh that video. No, no. One Direction will not get on the throne.
00:09:03
Speaker
I mean... No. Popular vote. Let's let's get the name. Actually, no. Aren't they Australian? No. What? No, 5Sauce is a Australian.
00:09:17
Speaker
Oh, okay. i One direction. They're the most English one, one that was Australian. Yeah. That's five seconds a summer. Okay. Cause I know there's, a got I didn't listen to one direction. I did listen to five seconds a summer. I still listen to them. I have some of their songs in my Spotify playlist.
00:09:37
Speaker
I didn't listen to One Direction until after they split up because I thought, oh, I'm not gonna be like one of those girls in middle school. And then they split up, and then I listened to What Makes You Beautiful, and then I fell in love. and Pitting girls against each other. I don't want to be like, then. I know, right? It's so rude. Girls can't have shit. I know, right? But evidence number one, My Lady Jane.
Dungeons & Dragons Session Setup
00:10:03
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But anyways.
00:10:04
Speaker
anyways Get in losers. We're playing D in&D. Oh shit, that's the activator phrase.
00:10:31
Speaker
Oh, sleeper agent activated. Oh, already ah we from the dead like zombies.
00:10:41
Speaker
Introduction. Oh, hi, I'm Sarah. I'm Ray. I play Barbie, a CL druid. I'm Yesten. I play Emrys, a stout halfling rogue.
00:10:55
Speaker
I'm not. I play as a half stone man human who is a hexblade warlock. I really have to record this in like a cassette tape or something. Just play it back. Huh? I said I ought to take this interjection just record it on a tape or something and every time it gives to me I just press the play button.
00:11:15
Speaker
Also, um... Uh, sorry. I can't remember your sage names. Yes. Then Ray, uh, Ray, can you please get on to roll 20 real quick? Oh yeah. Wow. you know you got and You don't even get on the website for this session exists.
00:11:36
Speaker
Wow. Unbelievable. Why is Taylor's email in this? What? Where? On my roll 20. weird. Oh, didn't she play one session of the frog campaign? Yeah. Yeah. But why is her email hidden on my computer oh's like hopping as an option? That's very weird. Quick, you need to check your bank balance. You might see some very large transactions used for horse toy auctions.
00:12:10
Speaker
fuck
00:12:15
Speaker
That's crazy. And by horse toys, I mean like little plastic horse dolls.
00:12:27
Speaker
I keep getting these messages from like scammers and stuff and it's like, you're crazy. What are you getting out of this? I got five bucks to my name.
00:12:39
Speaker
I'm a college student. It's a lot. It's expensive. Robbing from a college student literally puts you in negative value because all it has is debt. It really puts you in debt. Yeah. For real. Did you make Barbie the bear picture? Yes. Yeah, because that's what you are in literally every single combat. Hey, wait a minute. Is that Jack Sparrow? Yeah, that's um Walter.
00:13:08
Speaker
I couldn't think of a different egg. i got better just i draw to That's hilarious. where does the wrong night why i'm gone To scale. It's not at all. Um, I had no idea how to use this. It is what it is. It is what it is. So anyways, um, a little bit of recap for last from last session. I actually have this written down. Give me one second.
D&D Cemetery Exploration
00:13:39
Speaker
That's fine. The party went to Ismark's house and Zolt got a very nice memory of his sister who looked identical to Irena. His lower half of the face is now uncovered. um They all agreed to take her to Valaki but ah had to take her father to the cemetery to be buried where they found the ending to the map they had. Zolt also met his patron last session and you all leveled up to Level four? Yeah. Level four. Yarr. Guess what? I didn't take a healing spell. Great.
00:14:26
Speaker
I did make fine traps because I knew we were going to do a dungeon. Wow. What's funny is there are no traps. There's no traps.
00:14:41
Speaker
What do you find then, huh? Bitches. I'm likely. Uh, you're right here. It's called Trap Finder, not Bitches Finder. That's a different spell, you moron. I'm standing next to them, moron.
00:15:02
Speaker
Can't believe i'm believe I'm fucking third wheeling in a D and&D campaign this Why am I not realize this until now? ah Damn it. Well, Sarah had a third wheel you guys playing geo guessers. Oh No, I miss I am no home wrecker. All right you You keep him all to yourself I'm in my own lane
00:15:30
Speaker
I'm offended, okay? Wow, you don't want a homewreck? You don't think he's worth it? No. No, I don't. Hey, plus side, neither are you. So I'm just not doing anything with that. Well, no, I'm offended.
00:15:52
Speaker
see but now notice now both of you are and now you can like relate to each other on that plot see that's the opposite of home wrecking i'm home building i am building homes already So to go off where we left off, you guys had just finished your long rest. And as you guys wake up, you guys um notice that the house is entirely empty. But you find a note telling you that both Ismark and Ireno went into town to find supplies for the journey. This bitch empty. Yeet.
00:16:35
Speaker
2019 called they want their videos back. Well, you know, that's 2016. I Miss the beloved year of 2016. That's that's like early vine. It has to be like 2015 When did fun come out? I said those way looking this up I Miss I i was never for even on fine. I didn't watch fine. But I mean, yeah, I 2013 not no no and no no no no not long ago it might have been released then but I don't think it was big until like 2015 or 16 oh so it's for 2013 to 2016 vine exists yeah it will shut down that's so sad I can still quote so many I don't mind that I still can't get it wrong ago it didn't feel that long ago it's been over 10 years stop making me feel old
00:17:30
Speaker
um sir hey anyone I'm I'm 24. I feel ancient. You're 24? I never knew this. You've got one foot in the grave. I thought you younger than me. What? No. You give 19 vibes.
00:17:47
Speaker
me thank you my sisters my sister told me um ancient though so well i did just say you have one foot what is your sister 12 17 17 yeah go figure if with the second you're no longer a teenager teenagers think you're like dust so twelve old yeah other sister she's twenty one and she also All of my younger sisters think I'm ancient and they also call me a millennial all the time. I'm Gen Z. It makes me sad. I just recently learned that I am part of Gen Z and I'm offended.
00:18:24
Speaker
Because I could not, I could not care less about those. No, like the first like five, like eight years is not Gen Z in my opinion. Cause like that doesn't count. We're, we're way too different. Yeah. No, we're Zillennials. That's because like, I grew up with VHSs. Yeah. I love V like I watched Landlord night ad exclusively on VHS and like, I didn't have a phone until I was like 12 or something. Like.
00:18:52
Speaker
It's incredibly different to these iPad kids. Yeah, I technically had a flip phone when I was in second grade, but also is because my dad was in the military and he was overseas at the time. And my mom was like, she forgot I had a half day and she was like, Yeah, you need a cell phone? Yeah. um In case this happens again. Yeah, because she was carrying or she was taking care of three kids under the age of seven. So four kids under the age of seven, including me. So
00:19:27
Speaker
ah Yeah, she was like, yeah, I hear, it's flip-flop. So guys. Yeah, dungeon. So as you guys make your way, I just realized there's a different picture that you guys need to be seeing first. I really want to put this bitch empty ye and my in my character journal, but also and would it wouldn't make any sense.
00:19:58
Speaker
I mean, to be fair, it is something Bobby would say. Oh, 100%. I'm trying to think of sea-related puns to make it work. Is fish empty?
00:20:12
Speaker
No. What? Fish and bitch kind of rhyme. Now, anywho, back to... I'm going to take you guys back to the church real quick. Okay.
00:20:25
Speaker
I can get this to work. It's not working. So you're not, you're just, you guys remember what the church looked like last time, right? Yeah. Okay. So you arrived back at the very dilapidated church. You can still hear you the screams of that one dude, the vampire dude, the son in the background and You see the gate to the cemetery.
00:21:01
Speaker
um What would you guys like to do? The gate to the cemetery. Can I just like push on the gate to open it? Yep. And as you do it, it screeches open. That was easy. Then I'll walk on inside. It's just that easy.
00:21:24
Speaker
all right and stay behind statue As you guys walk through the cemetery, you come across this very worn and broken down top ah chapel looking thing in the back of the graveyard.
00:21:46
Speaker
in there and right next to it is what looks like a crumbling mausoleum with these words written in,
00:21:58
Speaker
um, not, it's it's written not in common. Uh, Zolt, you recognize it immediately. Oh, cool. What language is this?
00:22:12
Speaker
It is celestial. Oh, fun. So this is just on a headstone, right? Or is it on like a mausoleum? It's on the mausoleum door. And it says, in a quiet tomb, faith and honor blend, bowler sleeps where shadows bend, courage carved into stone so deep, guarding dreams in endless sleep. Hmm. Hmm.
00:22:38
Speaker
Interesting incantation to put on a door, but What does it say Something along the lines of Shadows born encouraged set in stone. It's exactly useful per se, but it's interesting that they would describe it and celestial and Celestial? Excuse me? Really? Yeah. Why do I know that? ye Man, you're... You're just so smart, Gigi. All that, yeah. Could be, but I guess I... I know it. I can read it. Alright. Well, it should be accessible. Try to like push on the door to get a move.
00:23:29
Speaker
And the door um easily opens and right ah right in front of you is a staircase leading down and a holy symbol to the Morning Lord is hung in ruin on the wall the morning lord is hung also i was just gonna say real quick that considering barbie has famously said she can't read i think barbie thinks everyone is smart but yeah morning lord is hung who knew
00:24:08
Speaker
What? Did you miss that part? Well, I'd like to think of it as just that part managed to get into like the random access memory of my brain, but it wasn't able to get into the long term store. So I kind of just fell out of there and left me dumbfounded.
00:24:36
Speaker
Well, now you know.
00:24:40
Speaker
i didn't fucking want to but thanks already so uh what are you guys going to do walk down the stairs why not all right and after you walk down the stairs you come across a rounded room with four doors all four doors are locked with a riddle oh how well lit is this room Um, funny enough, it is really, um, it's bright, which you haven't seen. Well, don't, you haven't seen forever, obviously, cause you can't remember. Um, but it's the brightest thing that you, uh, uh, Barbie and Emirates has seen since arriving two straws, uh, to Barbodia, the sun.
00:25:41
Speaker
No, it's a little, it's a it's like, it it's bright enough that it looks like it's just Dawn. It's, but it's still brighter than the outside. So first we see Dawn, now we see Dawn.
00:25:58
Speaker
Over here all day folks. Okay, and so it's like a magical light. Probably where the or bad So there's four doors each with a riddle Mm-hmm. I will try the westward door. Oh, I gotta start writing notes. Oh Okay, yeah one second we let me go out door You guys could do that. I'm too lazy to just ask one of you what it is. I So let me go ahead one like looking at it will help me. So yeah. All right. So ah from that go ahead and kind of not wink, wink, nudge, nudge in character journal entries. Oh, come on. Just a little reminder already. So on the store,
00:27:08
Speaker
is what shines bright through darkest night and faces danger with steadfast might. What shines bright through darkest night.
00:27:25
Speaker
Is that it? Is that the riddle? That's the riddle. What's after darkest night? And faces danger with steadfast might.
00:27:36
Speaker
okay what What is the sunrise? No. The sun. Above table. Should I send you guys the first um riddle? Because the answers are in the riddle. Or the first riddle. No, no, no. I'm looking at it. No, like ah the the inscription on the door. Oh, you could send us like the the riddle you're reading out.
Riddle Solving in a Magical Room
00:28:05
Speaker
yeah Okay. Don't tell us the answer. yeah Oh, no, it's it's not like, okay. Yeah. Just like type it out or something so I can read through it. Yeah. ah Like copy paste kind of thing. All right. I'm putting that in the.
00:28:24
Speaker
That'll be better than me writing in my end character journal notebook. Yeah. I just picked up a random notebook to write this in. Well, it's it's the paper that's right in front of me.
00:28:36
Speaker
all right during this day of jason dangerous dead Okay, do we want to collect all of the riddles first, guys? And then chatter, because they might be connected. Huh. That's true. I suppose. Plus, it couldn't hurt. If we solve one, there's an opportunity. Yeah.
00:29:01
Speaker
Alright, let's go around looking at all the riddles. Barbie can't help because she can't read according to what she said. So are you going north or south next? We'll go clockwise. We'll go to north. ah clockwise go North? Okay, I was about to say- Oh, you wanted to go counterclockwise?
00:29:20
Speaker
No, no, north. North is good. I was going to say north.
00:29:28
Speaker
The next room is I can't be bought. I can't be sold. I guide the brave pure and bold. Honor. Courage.
00:29:39
Speaker
but i'm going Courage. Who said honor? I did. All right. And that opens up the room. suck Oh, my like ah you can't you can't read. You can't read. I You guys must have been saying it. Yeah. One of us probably just read it out. I can't people I can't be sold. I drive the guide the brave pure and bold. Any ideas? Any ideas Bobby? Honor. I've got that. Right.
00:30:16
Speaker
sure.
00:30:21
Speaker
keep telling Keep telling yourself that. I saw the bra the riddle that's on her as an answer. All right. And I'm totally. ah Yeah, what can we see through the door? Yeah, so you inside the door you see four caskets that are You can tell they were once richly adorned, but at this time, and as this curse on the land has affected them, they have dulled in all that. Man, this room's dead.
00:31:03
Speaker
I'm very cautious of all those things. I don't want to open them. They're just dead bodies. Are you scared of the dead?
00:31:14
Speaker
I'm scared of dying, sure, but I don't want to touch... That's not what I asked. I don't want to touch dead bodies. I know I did earlier, but... Okay, I guess that's a green flag.
00:31:31
Speaker
But when you're Barbie and you're colorblind, all flags just look blue. Like water. Like water.
00:31:43
Speaker
All right. Uh, should we keep going around doors or are we going in this way? Can I look in the room to see if there's any like trip wires or anything? Yeah, go for it. All right. Can I perhaps investigate?
00:32:02
Speaker
Um, yeah, sure. I guess this will be an investigation role then. ah roll You can do Looking for traps. Yeah, you do perception. I'll do investigation one is i'll stay back because that's a very five this room is made ofroom yeah it Looks like your typical room I mean <unk>s i got a 17 What was yours again? 17
00:32:34
Speaker
and investigation or perception. Investigation. Investigation. You can tell there's something off about this room, but you also think you see something shining in one of the caskets. Oh, I go to grab it. Okay.
00:32:52
Speaker
All right. Barbie is crow. She has a crow brain. i'm I'm just gonna let the blue board figure that out. You're all, this room's made of room, and I'm like, I need to walk into the room. Four zombies and two shadows appear. Okay. And can you guys scroll in the middle, please? Question. Are the zombies out of the caskets? More. Um, kind of. Yes.
00:33:20
Speaker
Okay, in this initiative. I got a six. I got a 16. All right. I got a 12. I got a rock. Yeah. I got a hairbrush for Christmas once and I kept doing that bit.
00:33:44
Speaker
What was yours, Emma? That's a six, yeah. And then, not, what was yours? 12. 12? Okay. Is Walter joining the initiative? Is he with us? Oh yeah, he's with you. If you brought him. Oh my god. Should I, should I also roll initiative here? Are you wealthy? Kefin as well. If you want to. Okay, Kefin, Kefin is getting involved.
00:34:15
Speaker
Oh, heck yeah. he goes I got a 16 to just to be sure. I always forget about Walter and I made him. Just for Walter. Kevin is 11. 11? All right. Kevin's 11? No, that's his initiative. He's old. All right. So first up is shadow number two. Give me one second. Mambo number five. Oh.
00:34:45
Speaker
Hey Joanna, what page shadows are on the monster manual? 269. Nice. All right. So since you are the closest Barbie, Barbie is going to try and do a strength drain on you. Okay, rude.
00:35:19
Speaker
Oh, there's an unnatural 20 hit. Yeah. Yeah, it does. So where's my 36? Hold on. So that is a five. Five damage? Yes. Okay.
00:35:49
Speaker
Alright. And then zombie number four. Yeah, we absolutely need Walter with us because otherwise we can't heal.
00:35:59
Speaker
yeah
00:36:03
Speaker
Probably should have searched where everything was. Oh well.
00:36:20
Speaker
All right, so um zombie number four. ah Where is everyone in the room? ah I'm next to the casket that had a nice shiny object. Or at least I was walking in. Can you guys move your tokens? Oh, yeah. Let me see if I can.
Battle with Shadows and Zombies
00:36:41
Speaker
BOV, your Barbie. Yeah, right here. That's where you got it. I can't move. Wait, this one? I just panced the picture. I can't move it. You click on it and you drag. room i'm I'm behind them anyway. Cause it was me entering that triggered the zombies. Yeah. Yeah. I'm behind both of them anyway. Cause I did not want to go inside. I was probably like at the doorway. And you know, Walter is going to be right beside you. Okay. Kevin will be next to me as well.
00:37:15
Speaker
So because Walter is right next to Barbie, the next zombie is going to take a bite or a slam. Not Walter. where is Walter was sick last time, don't you remember? He was also fighting. Yeah, I wasn't in that fight, so I don't. I was throwing a plus.
00:37:43
Speaker
Okay, that does not hit, so that misses. and And... I have too many session notes open, give me one second. Alright, and shadow number one is going to take a stab at Walther as well. No! That hits! Walther, my boy. Shadow, so that's A, G, B, six.
00:38:14
Speaker
The shadows are like, what do you mean? That's a six. That's a 12. Walter, my dude, I'm sorry.
00:38:34
Speaker
Anywho, so now it is- Walter's gonna spend all his time healing himself. Now it's Walter's turn. What he's going to do. I'm good, Walter. I'm going to be there. You heal yourself. Because I think it's a bonus action to heal, right? I might be wrong. Hold on. Got to make sure you're I know. Oh yeah. Okay. So it's, he's going to go ahead and cast healing words on himself. So that's 1d4 plus two.
00:39:18
Speaker
So you got healed three points and he then he is going to take guiding bolt and he is going to try and hit zombie number.
00:39:35
Speaker
three so that's an 11 plus plus two so that's a 12 13 which hits which that would be because he's only doing it first level right now 14
00:40:06
Speaker
And okay, so that will take it down from 22 hit points to... Now we know how many hit points they had. Oh my bad. Hehehe. Six, eight.
00:40:25
Speaker
right and now barbi it's your turn play All right. And That's shock everyone. My first move.
00:40:38
Speaker
I turn into a bear. Oh my gosh, it's so shocking. Brown bear D&D fifth edition.
00:40:49
Speaker
but being bad boom
00:40:55
Speaker
i What's closest to me? um you I think it's zombie number two. No, shadow number two. Shadow number two is gonna get it. All right. I'm going to bite him. Can you bite shadow? Interesting. I mean, he is a hedgehog, so. Sure. Thank you. Thank you, everyone, for those those fake sniffles, little laughs. That is a 12 to hit.
00:41:27
Speaker
That hits. Let me figure out my 1d8.
00:41:36
Speaker
1d8, yep, okay. Oh, and that's an 8 plus 4, 12 damage for Mr. Shadow the Hedgehog. Alright, and as you hit,
00:41:51
Speaker
I mean, it's a shadow, so you can't really tell how much damage you've done to it. I just bite. It's still up? Yeah, it's still up. All right, I'm clawing at it then. All right, go for it. Does this shadow have a throat? You think it says because it's got a head and a body. That's an 11 to hit.
00:42:16
Speaker
That misses by one. Okay. I'm also going to move into the room a little further to give other people space. All right. And then that's my turn. Not your turn. Lovely, lovely. All right. So I'm in the doorway and there's, huh, well,
00:42:44
Speaker
I am going to cast and say it with me, Eldritch Blast. Wow. Yeah. The best Warlock spell after Fireball. I don't even get access to Fireball. Oh, that's right. Well, I'd never get access to Fireball either because of Archfey, but... Yeah, Hexblade. Unless you want access to Fireball.
00:43:12
Speaker
I don't see. Yeah, I see how it makes sense, really knowing what's going on. I'm i'm happy with what I get, though. So the range, I think it's 1d2 plus 5. I believe that's my ball tech bonus.
00:43:29
Speaker
should Should be plus 5. Let me double check my sheet real quick. No, no, no, no, Yeah, that's plus 5. Oh, ah what's the closest ah thing to Walter? There was something right in front of him, right?
00:43:42
Speaker
Yeah, it's a zombie. Zombie, all right. ah
00:43:49
Speaker
Actually, wait, you know what? um It's actually gonna be bet... Yeah, it's gonna be better for me to not cast Eldritch Bass, and I'm just gonna, like, radish my sword, walk up to and it, and just try to, like, hack off a tent or something. All right.
00:44:02
Speaker
Go ahead and roll. All right. That is going to be a one D plus six. That's a 19. Does that hit? Yes, that hits. So it's, I have both hands here. It's going to be a one D 10 plus, uh,
00:44:24
Speaker
D 10 plus four. Oh, bother. What'd you get? Five total, which means I got a one on the damage dice. That's not terrible. it It's the it's the bare minimum I can do with that sword. I do think that counts as terrible. Yeah. All right, Kevin, you're up. OK, I'm not going to give him an accent because Barbie is not a badger to talk to, so. hi
00:45:00
Speaker
Kefin, he's not even close to them.
00:45:09
Speaker
Is the floor in here made of stone? Yes, it is. Okay, I was going to make him burrow and then pop up, but he can't do that. um Not with that attitude, he can't. Well, through stone, okay.
00:45:27
Speaker
he could be oh i have idea know um Okay, well he's he can move 20 feet to grab a zombie Connie Mm-hmm. Yeah, you guys are always in 10 feet of the zombies. No, I guess I've moved it like here or something so I can whack the stupid fucking zombie Okay TV you whack a stupid zombie Yeah All right. Let's see. That's it. That's the joke. He's going to run up to the zombie and that is a 19 to hit. That hits. Um, are you going to hit the zombie that, um, Yeah, the same one that, um, Zolt just hit. Okay. Uh, and well, Kevin can only do one piercing damage. So if he hits, then it's one damage. All right.
00:46:27
Speaker
And so he bites at the ankle, basically. Man, what an ankle biter. Yeah. Is that the end of his turn? Yes. All right. So MRS, your turn now. Okay. Perfect. Uh, all right. I will, is Zolt like in front of me to the zombie? Uh, yes. Okay. I will shout duck and I will fire a crossbow towards that zombie as well.
00:46:56
Speaker
All right, go for it. That is a 22 to hit. That hits.
00:47:06
Speaker
And that is 10 damage. Oh, wow. Okay. It's still up. Still up, but very bad looking probably. Yes.
00:47:20
Speaker
Okay. All right. Yeah. So that hits him. That'll hit him. I don't think if Zolt ducks in time, then it'll hit the zombie right in the neck. All right. yeah So you see an arrow sticking out and like black ichor kind of, I wouldn't say dripping, but like oozing out of the wound. Okay. All right.
00:47:50
Speaker
yeah that's all i can do all right so now it's zombie number three's turn and it is going to take a slam at barbie does a 12 it no okay all right get fucked zombie number three zombie number two is going to go and also try m get barbie does a 12 hit still doesn't hit all right zombie number one also going for barbie right does a 17 yes all right uh that is three damage three bear damage got it
00:48:49
Speaker
I'm at 31. All right. And now top of the round. Shadow number two. Um, it's kind of flickering in and out, but it's going to try and take a swipe at Barbie. Bear. Bear will be.
00:49:06
Speaker
Does a... Does a 12 hit? No. 12 still does not hit.
00:49:21
Speaker
me rolling oh wait just tell me i It was a but also I didn't tell you what I was doing. So I'm not counting it. Um, no, no, no, no. I'm the, I'm the tank. Let me have it. All right. So zombie number four, um, the one that has an arrow sticking out of its neck goes and slams, um, you Barbie. And because it was a natural 20.
00:49:47
Speaker
it's crit rules so that's double damage yeah but it's only 1d6 plus 1 so max it's 14 that's nothing yeah that is going to be a 10 okay that's that's not too bad i'm at 21 and that's just my first wild shape that's for good shadow number one is going to go and also try and hit you Oh, come on. That's 11. Oh, that does not hit. Yep. Slower than 12. And now Walter's going to go. He's going to be out stealing on him again. Where is Walter's character? She, Walter's so selfish. Oh, I forgot. That's hold on. Where is healing words?
00:50:48
Speaker
So he's healing by five.
00:50:53
Speaker
So now he's at 26, and then he is going to cast Guiding Bolt again. And he is going to go and try and take out Shadow number... Shadow number one. But when I tried and hit you, I failed. Most of them have tried to hit me and failed.
00:51:16
Speaker
So that is an 11 plus 2 for And that hits. So he's going to do that at second level. Let's go. That's 5d6.
00:51:35
Speaker
And you watch as that shadow just disappears. Nice. He rolled a 22. Nice. Give up shadow.
00:51:46
Speaker
Shadow number one. The Hedgehog. um
00:51:51
Speaker
um Now Barbie, it's your turn. Yay, baby. What's around me?
Loot and Strategy Planning
00:51:59
Speaker
um All the zombies. Okay, cool. I'm gonna attack the one that looks the most hurt. As difficult to tell as that probably is.
00:52:13
Speaker
Uh, so zombie number four is the most hurt right now. Oh, right. I'm going to bite him. All right, go for it. That's a 21 natural, 20, 21. Oh, 21 was a national or a natural, not natural, not natural. Okay. So yes, that hits. Okay. Okay. That's a one. Do you?
00:52:43
Speaker
Oh, plus four. That's nine. Damn. I'm going to bite his throat and rip it out and then start like spitting out the the throat bits. Yucky. It's kind of like a cat, like with a hair ball, but it's a bear with like a zombie. Yeah.
00:53:12
Speaker
And then after that, I'm so mad because it was so disgusting. I'm like, I'm not going to buy you this next one. I'm going to go. I'm going to attack with my claws at the neck the one nearest to me now. Okay. Do you want to go for the shadow or do you want to go for zombie number three? I'll go zombie number three. All right. Go for it.
00:53:34
Speaker
that is a 14 to hit that hits chalet that's 2d6 plus four now so two plus five seven plus four eleven damage How do you want to do that one? Oh, I'm so enraged. I'm like that picture of the wolf that guy that's like got the shirt ripping and he's like howling. I'm doing that in bear form and then I'm scratching this guy into pieces. All right. i'm on I got a kill streak, guys. All right. Now, it's your turn.
00:54:15
Speaker
Oh, how am I gonna... I guess I'll just hit the zombie I already tried to hit. That one's down. um There's zombie one, two, and shadow number two. I'm gonna go for shadow number two. Where's that guy at? It is kind of right by bearby. But it's also like, it's between you and bearby. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna strike at it. I think it's within my sword swinging range then.
00:54:44
Speaker
All right, go for it. All right. Cool. So that is.
00:54:51
Speaker
plus That's a 19 to hit. Yeah, that hits. That's better. 14 damage. All right. How do you want to do this? it's it It's a shadow, man. It's permeable. I can't really. Yeah. Huh?
00:55:14
Speaker
I guess, ooh, I don't know what I could do. I guess I'll slash at it, try to get like it to like divide into two pieces, and it'll take a little bit like a warble of an eldritch blast and try to swat away the other half with an open hand. All right. And it disappears. It worked. All right, Kevin. Good stuff. All right, he's going to go for some more uncles. All right, zombie one or two.
00:55:44
Speaker
ah Are any of them looking damaged at all? No, they're still up and going. All right. Yeah, he'll just go for one then. All right. That'll be a... That's a nat one. So he jumps for the leg and just completely goes past the zombie.
00:56:13
Speaker
All right. And Emorett, it's your turn. All right. I'm definitely shooting at these guys now. So well, actually, because baby went for the neck on that zombie, one of my bolts is now destroyed because it was stuck in the neck of that zombie. So I only have nine bolts overall now. Thanks, baby.
00:56:38
Speaker
Yeah, so I'm just going to go for that number one, and that is a 23 to hit. All right, that hits. And six damage. All righty. So or it just gets impaled in the side of the shoulder. All right. Now zombie number three is going to go and he's going to take a slam at Baraby.
00:57:07
Speaker
o Hey, you're going to hate me again. um that was twenty Natural ah all right give it to me um so okay i'm not using this one um that's the second time i it's it's done to me hold on so that is three plus one so that's eight
00:57:35
Speaker
Oh, cause you're doubling it. I was like, that's not math. Oh, okay. I'm still doing good. I'm still, I'm still fine. It's okay. All right. And zombie number one is going to go ahead and take a slam at.
00:57:52
Speaker
emer I'm by the door. Oh wait, that's right. Oh yeah. You're by the door zombie. focused on that yeah so Yeah, it's actually going to take a slam at not my bad. Okay, thank you. Does a 16 hit. That meets my armor class. We're doing a meet it, beat it for enemies. Yeah, meet or beat. All right, cool. Roll the damage. All right, so that is five. All right, sounds good.
00:58:32
Speaker
All right. And top of the round is Walter's turn. Walter is going to go ahead and cast. um What was it? ah Guiding Bolt again at first level at zombie number one.
00:58:53
Speaker
And misses because it was a natural one. Poor Walter. Unlucky Walter. It happens to all of us, you know? All right, and now Barbie, it's your turn. All right. It's zombie one and two left, right? Yeah, and zombie one has an arrow sticking out of it. All right, I'm going to play zombie number one, because I never learned my lesson. so
00:59:27
Speaker
Oh, that's a nine to hit. Yeah, that misses. god learned my lesson for me i'm gonna try to claw yeah that's a 23 that hits all right 2d4 2d6 plus four five plus four that's nine plus four is 13 damage all right and you see as that zombie like Still standing, but looks very, very rough for the rare. The, for the where, whatever words. All right. and not a tameter So it's my turn now. Cool. Uh, so what I want to try to figure out here is, uh,
01:00:20
Speaker
Wait hold on a moment here I need to get through my windows. Oh So what zombie like if I'm looking like from the doorway to the back there Which zombies for the left of bear bees had zombie one or zombie two? Zombie two I want to try to get behind a zombie two and try to get flanking on it go for it and then make a strike against said zombie and yes
01:00:49
Speaker
And I'll copy that roll twice and take the higher. yeah That's an 18. Yeah, that hits. And that will be, damn, another 14 damage. That's not bad. Very nice. Very cool. Yeah, that's my turn. All right. Hold on. I need to math real quick. Yeah. Okay.
01:01:17
Speaker
All right. And Kevin, it's your turn. All right. He's going to get up from the wall. He's just run into shake his head off, just like getting his composure back and going to go for the ankles of that zombie. Number one, who's looking very, very bad. All right.
01:01:41
Speaker
That is a 20 to hit unnatural. Is that an actual 20? No, no. Unnatural, unfortunately. Okay. Dirty, stinky 20. Just a little, little one damage. All right. I was hoping that would kill it. Yeah. Um, and MRS, it's your turn. And same again. Another bolt out and
01:02:12
Speaker
ah Actually, no, I'm gonna i'm goingnna move into the room now. I'm gonna grab my short sword and go for that to zombie number one as well. 21 to hit. That is eight damage. How do you wanna do it? ah That's gotta be slicing the head right clean off.
01:02:41
Speaker
All right. And as you do it, it falls to the ground and just kind of starts. You see the body decompose even more. God, they think these things are horrible. All right. Now the zombie number two is going to go ahead and take a hit at. Bearby does attend it. No, it does not. All right. And Mrs. Top of the turn. Walter is going to go ahead and Try and cast Guiding Bolt again. You got this, Walter. Come on, you got it. You guys changed them. You got an 11 to hit that misses.
01:03:27
Speaker
Close, closer that time. All right, so. All right, Bear, be your turn. All right, I'm biting the one that's left. Go for it.
01:03:44
Speaker
That's a 13. That hits. That's eight damage. How do you want to do it? I'm ripping the throat out again and then doing the exact same cat coffin issue of like, oh, this is gross. All right. And with that, you guys defeated the first of many encounters today. Good stuff. Well done. Goodness.
01:04:12
Speaker
All right. Um, I told you not to go running in that room.
01:04:20
Speaker
or Grr. Did not expect a room to summon shadows and the undead. All right. Barbie like sits back onto like her hind legs and then picks up her two front legs, like arms and just does like a shrug. All right. So you guys want to loot the room now?
01:04:43
Speaker
Yeah. All right. So all the all of the zombies each have two coins on them. And inside of all but one of the coffins is broken armor. But in the other single one that's right next to Amaris, there is the crossbow of honor. Oh.
01:05:11
Speaker
I pick it out very gently and turn it on. Who wants the eight coins?
01:05:21
Speaker
I'm fine without coins. I might take the lead of the coins because I'm not sure if mine are legal tender anymore. That's fine. I don't think we should trust Barbie with the money. Fair enough. All right.
01:05:36
Speaker
And I went ahead and sent you the stats, but it did come with 10 arrows and five stakes. Oh, I get some stakes.
01:05:46
Speaker
Okay. little literally And, uh, cause all of your items have to be attuned. It will take about an hour for you guys to attune it. So I wouldn't recommend doing it right now. Okay. Damn. I should have casted a spell at least. Phooey.
01:06:05
Speaker
Oh you could say ah wait, I forgot short rest. Oh well. yeah yeah There's no point. There's no point right now. Is there anything else in the room besides the crossbow? Nope. Alright. Alright. Let's go back into the first oh we're in another room. And let's check out the east riddle.
01:06:28
Speaker
Alright, so the east riddle. um What keeps you strong when fear takes hold and dares to act when others fold? This one's courage.
01:06:43
Speaker
Can you can you write it down for us? Yeah. Yeah, I just sent you. Am I right? This one's courage. I just read it and thought, yeah, it's courage. It's courage.
01:06:59
Speaker
should we read it out for barbie so barbie can actually answer oh yeah yeah yeah let me get into my my actor persona what keeps you strong when fear takes hold and what dares to act when others fold i know this easy it's oh wait no i'm a bear like girl ah rage courage it's courage courage god ra but makes Are you gonna stay in that bear forever? I nod yes Turn out of bear when I'm gonna have to get into bear. All right, and as you guys say what that is um The door swings right open Guys now be careful in this one. I
01:07:50
Speaker
Bearby nods her head a little bit again, like, okay. Are you guys knowing him? Kefin also comes to walk ah in front of Bearby, turns around, like, stares at the bear. and And I, like, put my head down, like, to the ground, like dogs do, like, playing, except it's so that if Kefin wants, he can jump onto my back. Ooh. Okay, he will he will do that. Yeah.
01:08:18
Speaker
All right. yeah Another empty room. Another er recordcker well kind of empty. Um, there are five skeletons. Oh, just in the world. Not five skeletons, five coffins. Hmm. You know what I'm going to do? Is there a little bit of like rubble of debris on the ground, like any rocks or something? No, not in this room.
01:08:46
Speaker
Do I have anything? Oh, I have an idea. Just wanted to do here. I want to take out one of those old coins that we just got from the zombies. I want to flip it like into the room and see if the clatter will make anything happen. All right. And as you do that, nothing happens.
01:09:11
Speaker
It's not. It's not from noises. Looks pretty safe to me. Are you guys crossing the threshold? Well, now you say that.
01:09:26
Speaker
um Well, Zolt was the one who opened the door, so... Above everything. I just had a thought for the first riddle we got. Is it Hope? Nope. Aw, man. Alright, I guess...
01:09:42
Speaker
Oh, I forgot to tell you what the name of the... Because that that was also written outside. It's the Tomb of the Paladins. Oh. I forgot to tell you guys that. Wait a minute. o I got it. i've just I just thought of the yeah side of the other the solution for the first one. Okay. Faith. No. ah i I see. I think it's more literal than that. I think it's like stars or the moon.
01:10:12
Speaker
I said the sun and that's wrong. Well, it shines bright through the night. I was thinking. you still have After this room, you have one more. So yeah, that will help you figure out. Yeah. All right. This is all going in. Yeah, I'm going to take a step in very warily. All right. So far, nothing has happened.
01:10:38
Speaker
um I'll take another step. All right. See if anything happens. Nothing thing has happened yet. I'm gonna continue to step into the room. And as I step more into the room, I'm gonna cast Armor of Agathys on myself. All right. Nothing has happened yet.
01:11:10
Speaker
ah
01:11:13
Speaker
don't know the cov Does one coffin look like especially more special from the others? ah No. They all look vaguely the same.
Creative Combat Against Skeletons and Zombies
01:11:26
Speaker
ah All right, it seems to be clear. I guess I'll just like pick a random coffin or something like the one and over here. And I'll try the other other three of you guys. Are you guys because he's Walter's also following you in. um Are you guys following him in, too? Yeah, i'll go before the animals. All right. And Barbie.
01:11:53
Speaker
Perry's gonna wait at the entrance because she's big. But are you could set things off? But are you in the room? Not just yet. I'm like at the threshold ready to move if I need to. Okay. All right. And as Zolt opens the which coffin are you opening?
01:12:20
Speaker
Oh, i the one that's just to the left of the door. I put my token next to it. Yeah, that one. That one. Alright, as you open that, a skeleton pops out. And as that happens, um in the others, two more, to and another skeleton pops out, two zombies, and then an ogre zombie.
01:12:49
Speaker
ah Alright. Do we keep our old initiative or do we roll new ones? ah Go ahead and just roll a new one.
01:13:06
Speaker
um I got a three. Nine. I got a ten. And Kevin will get a... ah 17.
01:13:24
Speaker
This is what you had, 10. Well, cause Kevin's on the back of Bearby. Yeah. So I'm going to tell Kevin to stay on, stay on Bearby for now. Okay. So he's not having an initiative. Yeah. He'll he'll go, I guess with Bearby. And if he wants to attack, he'll jump off Bearby when Bearby attacks. All right. And Zolt.
01:13:50
Speaker
um you had a nine right e yep all right so zombie number two uh which is in the farthest part of the room when are they Okay, so they're gonna it's going to use its movement action to Get as close because it's it's about 30 feet across so it's going to try and get to over to you Zolt and that's the end of its turn. All right, then Kevin is on the back of bear be right so he's not taking his turn yet. No, no
01:14:32
Speaker
All right. And then skeleton number one, which is the, uh, skeleton that's directly in front of you, uh, Zolt is going to go ahead and try and hit you. Give me one second. I really just want to like punch this skeleton and it's fucking skull and just knock it right off.
01:14:54
Speaker
Yeah.
01:14:57
Speaker
yeah Especially the ones in the live action film. They were amazing. Oh, wow. They have less hit points than zombies. I'm not sure I didn't win. Okay. Uh, so he's going to go ahead and use his short sword and make a melee attack. Melee? Melee attack on you.
01:15:27
Speaker
Does a 16 hit God damn it. Why does every single attack you gotta roll be exactly my fucking armor class? It's like hmm watch it a 16 it got ah sixteen it was a Three damage yeah, all right, and it takes it takes five cold damage for that. Oh, okay Yeah, Armor of Agathis. As long as I have the points up, everything that hits me takes damage. The best part, it isn't even concentration either. You just cast it once as an action and it lasts for an hour. That's not bad. I usually use that more in Bolter's Gate. Yeah, um it's only five temporary hit points, but it gives you an extra five per level spell slot and you dump into it. That's what the... And you said it took five damage? Yep. Alrighty. Amaris, it's your turn.
01:16:24
Speaker
Okay I'm gonna aim for that skeleton as well Yeah,
01:16:36
Speaker
yeah I'm gonna aim for that skeleton as well using up some more of my crossbows I'm gonna use my normal one not the um The powerful one yet because I just don't understand it. Yeah All right, that is
01:16:55
Speaker
Is that there's a six hit? It does not. Can I do anything else? You can move. No, I'll stay and stay just in front of the door threshold. All right, Zolt, it's your turn. All right, time for me to beat the shit out of this fucking skeleton.
01:17:22
Speaker
I'm going to like. I'm going to like try to hit the skeleton with my sword because it's like ah skeleton.
01:17:30
Speaker
Go for it cool. So that's going to be such. I want the 20 plus six. That's an eight. That does not hit.
01:17:44
Speaker
i got I bet he did that skeleton thing where I tried to swing for his head and then like the body drops down but the head's still there and I fucking miss.
01:17:55
Speaker
Alright. Now Walter's gonna go ahead and also take a stab at skeleton number two which he's near. um He's going to use his... what does he have? He is going to use his mace.
01:18:15
Speaker
So that's 10 plus 4, which that hits.
01:18:20
Speaker
And so that's 1d6 plus 2. So that skeleton takes 5 damage. eat And now over zombie number 9, which is also in the far side of the room, is just going to try and dash its way over towards y'all.
01:18:44
Speaker
Oh wait, he has 30. So he yeah, he's going to use his movement to go ahead and get near um Walter, and he's going to try and hit Walter. Scratchers, this is a normal zombie. I used the wrong one. I don't think you guys can take out 85 hit points right now. Why did it say it was an easy one?
01:19:08
Speaker
Okay, I'm gonna have to look that up. So it's a normal zombie, so actually it did not try and get Walther. Um, because it only had 20 movement. ah Skeleton number two is going to take a swing at Walther. Oh wait, technically I've casted it to two, because that's how fucking Warlock slots work. So I actually have more like seven instead of only... So that is, that hits. Or does that hit?
01:19:38
Speaker
No, that does not hit Walter. So, skeleton number two misses and now it's Bearby. Give me one second to finish this bite. I just got home. I was starving. Okay. Um, what's near me? Uh, you are at the door, right? So zombie number one or not zombie, skeleton one and two. All right. Huh. What I'm going to do is.
01:20:07
Speaker
Bearby like the amazing horse. She is for Kevin is going to come stampeding in and Try to bite the skeleton like a dog Go for it. She's a silly goofy little guy That was a not one hey So I'm like running forward, mouth open, and I just get nothing. And I'm like, huh? And I do like like ah like the ah the prairie dog. Huh? And then I start attacking with my claws, and I'm just like reaching out, trying trying to get something. All right. but And that's an eight. So. Yeah. Yeah. I have fun with that picture of
01:21:03
Speaker
Bearby like a prairie dog sitting up like a prairie dog and just Hands in front of her claws going and in just nothing. It's just air Hold on. Nothing. Oh a lot enough and all out of I Feel like that without tremendous for the morning Lord doing a whole lot of nothing. I mean and with his uh, oh yeah, yeah in the hot while he's home I I think with with Berby's fail there, I think Kevin does get knocked off by her running into a wall. Oh, probably. Yeah, if that's a k nat one. Yeah, Kevin will get knocked off. And then can he attack now or? Yeah, he will. He can attack next round. OK, yeah. All right. Now, zombie number one is going to go ahead and try and buy it or eight going to move towards Zolt and
01:21:58
Speaker
Try and bite him. Do it.
01:22:04
Speaker
What does the dice say? You're not going to like it. What does it say? Dies a 17 hit. Hmm, let's me check my character sheet. Wow! Look at that! It beats my AC by one!
01:22:26
Speaker
What a lucky guy. Yeah, that's a hit. Yeah, I'll i'll change dice. It's fine. No, it's it's fine. I just think it's funny. I don't care either way. Dude, I have temporary hits. She does. Hee hee ha ha. Yeah. Okay. All right, so that is- POV, you heed your last ha. So that is two damage. All right, it takes five cold damage. All right.
01:22:54
Speaker
So that will get it down to 17. Do you think He-Man's life is filled with laughter? I have no idea. Oh, wait. Fuck. I didn't. OK, so I was actually wrong about that. It actually takes 10 cold points because it scales by five more per spell slot. That's actually really good. Wow. All right. So actually, he's down to 12 then. So zombie number two is going to go ahead and also try and take a bite out of salt. Bring it on! Does a 13 hit. Actually no, that misses. All right, now it's Keffen's turn. He is by, I think, a skeleton. Skeleton number two. Yeah. Surprisingly, as the little pet that he is, he also likes bones like a dog. So he's gonna go
01:23:52
Speaker
It's going to try and basically pull one of the the leg bones away. All right. if If it works. He's just like me for real. If it works, can that skeleton go prone or something? Um. If it just takes like a femur or something away. I'll allow it. Okay. Thank you. Or how about he, if what if he goes for one of the feet bones? Yeah. Yeah, that works too. Okay. Let's see.
01:24:21
Speaker
like the calcaneus or something. Yeah. Does a 17 grab the bone? Yeah. On the skeleton. Okay. Yeah, so he grabs the calcaneus, which is for there's those non and not ah anatomy or osteology nerds, it's your heel bone.
01:24:42
Speaker
hu He grabs it and the skeleton kind of tilts to the side and falls over. ah He also takes one damage. Yes. And that was skeleton two? Yeah. All right. And i felt in them I'll shout over to Kevin. Good boy. Well done, lad. All right. Now, skeleton number one is going to go ahead and take a swing at Zolt. Wow. Doesn't that one hit? Why are you acting this? Doesn't that one hit? Doesn't it hit? No. What do you mean? Dude, she asked me if a 12 hit like four times. No. No, it never, on that one will it won't hit. It'll never hit.
01:25:41
Speaker
You can't have an AC of one. did yeah No. I mean, isn't there like a curse that takes you down to your AC of one? Is there? I thought there were, no, it's five. Because I got it. Am I hit with the five AC curse? No. Then but it doesn't hit. My bad.
01:26:10
Speaker
I'm just trying to narrate. Yeah, she's going to give you the 5AC curse, you know that, right? Just going to find her. I mean, you still have to meet Strahd, you know? who And I wouldn't piss off your patron, you know. He's not. ah Yeah, it's all right. Yeah, it's it doesn't hit. All right, Amaris, it's your turn.
01:26:37
Speaker
All right, from my, from me being still in the doorway, I will go for, I will shoot at the zombie nearest me. All right, that'll be zombie number three. Yeah. So that is a 24 to hit. Yeah, it does. And that will be 10 damage. How do you want to do this?
01:27:06
Speaker
Wait, what? Wait, what? No. Oh. Zombie three. That's an initiative turn. I thought he only had nine damage left. My bad. ah How much damage did you do? Ten damage. Ten. All right. One zero. All right. He's still up. He's got... um Where'd you hit?
01:27:32
Speaker
uh i think that'll be like through the mouth basically like through the mouth into the through the back of the neck all right you see the arrow go through the mouth and it lodged them pretty deep yeah um zolt it's your turn cool i am going to continue whacking this stupid skeleton all right go for it
01:28:08
Speaker
15 it does 5 damage this die spot can't decide if I'm gonna roll max or minimum damage there is no in between alright you can tell this the skeletons look a little bit rough around the edges be still up alright he's hanging on the thread and now Walter is going to use his mace and he's going to go ahead and take a whack at skeleton number one and 11 plus four yeah that hits and he does five damage and as he brings the mace down on the skeleton it hits it's it right on the head and it crumbles to dust
01:29:08
Speaker
And that is the end of skeleton one. Good stuff. Yay. Zombie number three is going to go ahead and try and,
01:29:22
Speaker
what was that? My dog's barking at me. I was just freaking out about being muted because my wave was still going and I was like, oh,
01:29:35
Speaker
and So I went to remute and he was, he barked. He's been yelling at me. Yeah. So zombie number three is going to go ahead and take a slam at Baraby. Does a 15 hit? Oh, um, yes. All right. So that's.
01:30:05
Speaker
That's seven damage. Okie dokie. My bad. Okay, now skeleton number two is going to take his short bow out. And he's going to go ahead and try and take a shot at Emerus.
01:30:29
Speaker
That's a 19 hit. Yeah, yeah, it does. All right.
01:30:41
Speaker
That is floor piercing damage. Okay. All right. And Bearby, it's your turn, huh? It's your, it's your go. Oh, no one said. We said it, but I guess you had your headphones off taking the dog out.
01:31:01
Speaker
yeah okay who's left uh which are my victims skeleton two yeah zombie three zombie one and two zombie one through three and skeleton yeah and more skeleton yeah i'm gonna go for the skeleton because barbie wants that bone
01:31:30
Speaker
And it is prone, so I think that means or you get like advantage. I am going for the bite on that tasty little leg bone. Which leg bone? Left.
01:31:52
Speaker
I'm going to go for the classic femur. okay oh gay that'sla I think that was like, uh, 12 to hit. And that's with advantage. That's with advantage. i that misses andana one I'm going for the claws. Okay.
01:32:18
Speaker
Okay. There's an 18 and that's a nine. Okay. 18 plus five is it 23 to hit? Yes, it does. Okay. That's two plus four, which is six plus four is 10 damage. How do you want to do this? I'm just like a dog digging a hole, but in the center of the chest of the skeleton, I'm just digging and bones are flying up behind me.
01:32:52
Speaker
Kevin is also very interested in the bones and joints. Oh yeah, of course. Mangling the bones. All right, so skeleton number two. Just kind of, I wouldn't say this integrates, but all of his bones kind of deanimate, I guess. I don't know how skeletons work.
01:33:13
Speaker
Besides when you're alive. um yeah If all the people here you should know how to scale it. I know how to work when you're alive, but not when they're reanimated. Okay.
01:33:26
Speaker
Well, I mean, if the bones are moving, they're still the same bones. Yeah, but like, I don't know how the magic works. I'm not like a- If you, over time, replace every bone in your body with a new bone, are you the same bone? You are not going to ship a thesius a person. skeleton You brought up the bones are bones. I'll ship a thesius whatever I want to ship a thesius.
01:33:54
Speaker
Alright, so zombie number one is, I forgot where I put zombie number one. I should probably really make tiles for these.
Zombie Attack: Strategic Counter
01:34:04
Speaker
That's tomorrow's problem. Uh, so zombie number one is going to go ahead and take a bite out of Walter.
01:34:16
Speaker
That's a miss. Zombie number two is going to go ahead and take a go over towards Zolt and hit does a 15 hit. No, it doesn't. All right. Catherine is up. Yeah, so he's he's looked up from all the bones he's enjoying. And there's there a zombie still there? there ah Yeah, there's zombie number three next closest.
01:34:51
Speaker
Yeah, okay, he's gonna go go for the zombies and go for the ankles as per use. Does a 13 hit? It does. ah Wait, 13? Yeah, it hits. Alright, that's nice of that one damage to the ankle. Alrighty. Um, and Amaris, it's your turn. I will go in the path of my my Badger and aim for that one.
01:35:22
Speaker
All right. Doesn't Nat 1 plus 5 hit? It does so much. Okay. Yep. That's my go. Zolt, it's your turn. Yeah. Sorry. I had to go to the bathroom real quick. Oh, that's okay.
01:35:40
Speaker
Yeah, uh, so the skeleton in front of me, it's dead now, right? It's just like pile of bones. Yeah, just a pile of bones. Cool. Uh, what else is not dead in the room? One, two, and three zombie. All right. Hmm. Let's see what I want to do with these zombies here. Zombie two looks the freshest. Zombie three and zombie two will look about the same.
01:36:11
Speaker
uh for zombie number two all right run up and i'm gonna whack him all right go ahead 23 to hit and is that a natural 20 no it's done that's uh i got a 17 on the dice it's not crit got it okay yeah that hits damage Six I didn't roll one this time. It was a two All right And I hit the zombie. Yeah All right and now Walter following a lead is going to go ahead and take his hand axe out this time and um Hit zombie Actually, he's gonna go for zombie number three
01:37:13
Speaker
That hits. So let me roll damage real quick. So that is six damage. To who? Oh, zombie number three. Oh, I thought I heard bear beat and I was concerned. All right. And that zombie number three is going to follow up and try and hit Walter. If he. Which just meets.
01:37:45
Speaker
So that's for damage to Walter. He's fine. Walt is all right. All right, and Bearby, it's your turn. Shulei, which is what Bearby is here to do.
01:38:02
Speaker
Okay, zombie one through three, right? Okay, zombie number one, you're on my hit list for number one.
01:38:13
Speaker
I'm gonna try to bite him. Just for, you know, old time's sake. Can you tell I'm getting tired? Uh, 18 to hit. It does? Should I?
01:38:26
Speaker
ah done That's 6 plus 4, that's 10 damage. Alright. And he's looking very, very rough. I guess I'll hit him with my claws then.
01:38:41
Speaker
you ah but ah but Oh, that's a 10 to hit. That hits. No. All right. How do you want to do this? Oh.
01:38:55
Speaker
ah
01:39:00
Speaker
Claw. Claw. Claw. All I can think of is Toy Story. <unk> ba all right um um and as you bring your claws up it just like shreds straight through the zombie and it like bumps the ground with a wet plop okay gross Also, crazy fact, Justins never watched Full House. I haven't watched Full House since I was a baby. I was obsessed with it, but at least you know what it is. He had no idea. Well, yeah he he's British. Still, I was upset.
01:39:50
Speaker
So many shows I've seen.
01:39:54
Speaker
You're supposed to, like, back me up. So zombie number two is going to go ahead and take a slam at Zolt.
01:40:07
Speaker
Does he nine hit? No, it doesn't. All right, Caffin's up. yes he's gonna go for some more ankles the one he hit before is dead now so uh what does that mean three because he's still up oh oh yeah okay three we can go for three and that is a 17 to hit it does and that's a nice little little one damage all right and amaris your turn
01:40:43
Speaker
same thing again same zombie same shot basically because i guess the zombie hasn't really moved 15 to hit that hit and 10 damage how do you want to do this ah that's it's got to be straight between the eyes like like a bullet all right and it goes in through the Somehow, even though it still has a skull, it goes straight in through the... I almost said sagittal crest. I've been thinking about osteology too much recently. That's not even sagittal crest. Right between the eyes and comes out the other side. And it looks like a clean hole. Perfect. Alright, and Zolta to your turn. Zombie number two is all that's up.
01:41:42
Speaker
Zombie number two, is that the ogre zombie? No. Uh, I changed it to a normal zombie when I realized it had 85 hit points. I didn't realize that when I made it. Damn. oh It's a zombie of an ogre. It's, it's, dick but he's rotten. I didn't, I didn't think that I was just using what?
01:42:07
Speaker
I totally thought you were about to say it's Shrek but he's ripped. That's an image.
01:42:20
Speaker
That's an image. That is an image for sure. I didn't get, I'm on, I was using Cobalt Fight Club to make this encounter and it didn't tell me the Um, HP until I looked it up. That's my bad, but that is your bad and you know, I gotcha. All right. So yeah, I'm just going to whack against this zomboni here. Alrighty. A zamboni, but it's 22 to hit. That isn't a crit, by the way. i Roll 16. All right. That hits.
01:42:55
Speaker
I work with that eight damage. Alrighty. And it's looking a little bit more worse for the wear. Yay. All right, now Walter is going to go ahead and take a swing with his axe. This is 12, and that hits. So that's a, I'll just use this to roll.
01:43:19
Speaker
That's eight damage, and that actually knocks it right down, I think, right? No, it doesn't. It is looking way worse for the wear. now um bearby you're up all right time to end this bitch oh no no no i dropped my dice that's 15 to hit with my bite that hits my little mouth how do you do this with my little mouth all right i'm just gonna go um num and then do the cough again like
01:43:57
Speaker
All right. And that zombie hits the ground with a splat. And that is the end of the fight. All right. And before we get off, do you guys want to go ahead and loot the room? Yeah, might as well. Yeah, let's go. All right. So, um,
01:44:19
Speaker
As you guys go through the coffins, you find broken armor and broken swords in four of the five um coffins, and they all, all five have two coins two gold coins each. So ten coins. Yeah, ten coins. In coffin number four, however,
Discovery of Claws of Courage
01:44:39
Speaker
there is a pair of gloves that have metal claws extending over the fingers. I kind of think of Gortash's gloves from Baldur's Gate 3.
01:44:49
Speaker
And all these are, and who would like these? him I think we know. Uh, bear B in bear four still raises her paw. How could you do this? Do these fit?
01:45:11
Speaker
hi
01:45:14
Speaker
ah Also, how long do you have wild chip for? Bearby? I don't even know. I think it's just until I go down to but zero hit points. Okay. All right. We were doing it as like short rest will also get me out. Okay. All right. Because I will say in between this, or I would suggest you guys do a short rest. Short rest, right? Yeah. um So.
01:45:44
Speaker
Well, we haven't even checked the other door for the last word. You stay in a B shape for a number of hours equal to half your druid level rounded down. Okay, so two? Yes. mars Okay, it's only probably been about an hour since you've taken it.
01:46:02
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. All right. So yes. So what you guys found were the claws of courage and it's a intricate set of silver bracelets that has chains connecting to midi rings and they are very sharp to the touch. Oh my goodness. As of right now, they do 1d4 slashing damage on an unarmed attack.
01:46:29
Speaker
will also morph into whatever shape you take. Oh my god. So
Planning and Vampire Hunting Kit
01:46:36
Speaker
extra claws. I am so excited. And they're sleigh. They'll work with my outfit. So we have two more rooms left. Oh, you can cast a spell. Harrow is on one target. Yeah. we So we need to figure out one riddle, and then we haven't looked at the the other one. Yeah.
01:46:59
Speaker
other one yet. So I think we'll head out and look at the one we haven't looked at yet because we still haven't figured out the other red door.
01:47:09
Speaker
So we'll go to the south door. Oh, well, we're gonna call it here. Cause it's oh no yeah it's been two hours. yeah yeah I'm tired. We'll pick it back up and do the last two rooms. You got two rooms still. Yeah. Also, yeah. Cause I need to reevaluate the fights for the next two. Oh wait, no, these ones are easy cause it's only got one. Oh, it's wireless.
01:47:41
Speaker
yeah Interesting. Interesting. Tell us more. One thing. Weasel out the information from her. Get me a nice bucket. It's time to start dunking.
01:47:56
Speaker
You'll have to drive six and a half hours visiting out of me. I can do that. Don't doubt me. Don't underestimate the power of I'm tired.
01:48:12
Speaker
Alright. So, good job, y'all. Yay. I'm so excited. I forgot about the claws. I had so much fun making your guys's. I do want, I am going to, I forgot, there was one more thing I wanted to add to, so I'm kind of glad we haven't got room yet. Yeah. But yeah, you were in the vampire killer though.
01:48:34
Speaker
um I didn't forget that. I need to wait. Oh, wait, since I got level four, I could pick up that. I could pick up dual wielder. Yeah. So you're getting that. Yeah, because there's one more thing I needed and I completely forgot. But. And then you also I can't wait for you guys to get the vampire hunting kit, too. I think. Yeah, I was going to ask the fourth room for Walter. Yeah.
01:49:04
Speaker
nice but it's it's like a communal thing so you guys because like i mean he gets a new hand crossbow really because i mean yeah you if you look at vampire hunting kit for fivy it's got pretty much everything on there but it's yeah it has um they're saying walter needs a little treat too he gets 12 stake bolts and um then you guys are all getting uh all together there's going to be three actual stakes silver daggers holy relics holy water and three patches of powdered garlic because i just think it would be funny if someone uses it to blow garlic into a vampire or vampire spawns face i was thinking snorton i was thinking garlic bomb
01:50:12
Speaker
Thank you for listening to the fifth episode of Rosecoloured Daggers.
Podcast Conclusion and Future Plans
01:50:16
Speaker
Our plan is to upload the current campaign every other Saturday and occasional non-D&D episodes in the weeks off. You can find us on social media at daggers underscore rose on Twitter and rosecoloured daggers on Instagram and Tumblr. Please review and rate us on whatever platform you listen from.
01:50:33
Speaker
And we're still working on the Patreon and the website, which will include character journal entries, as well as a blog about random topics. This will be up very soon. Hope you enjoyed listening. Did you not hear the beginning of this, where she's like, I thought you wanted to be bit? It's true. Which I find hilarious. I forgot, do you even like Astariam's character?
01:51:00
Speaker
No, I have no feelings towards him. Neutral. I kind of wish they would. He's not super useful in combat. right if You If you make him a gloomstalker assassin, ah because I'll sometimes multiclass him into ranger, he does a lot of damage, but also in general, he does way more damage than a lot of like,
01:51:29
Speaker
Obviously, Shadowheart, but he also does. Hey. No. Yes, he does. No, she's so good at things. Yeah, missing. Okay.