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Dungeon World 3.10: The End of Dungeon World (As We Know It)
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It's been a wild ride, folks. Today, you'll find out what happens as the world goes to hell. Dim reunites with an old sweetie, Mari becomes a patron saint, and Beans seeks immortality.
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Introduction and Listener Engagement
00:00:00
Speaker
Hello everyone, it's your best pal Adam. First and foremost, there is a post-credit scene, so stick around after the outro. Also, also, please review this show. We have some big projects coming up. We'd love to have some more reviews on Spotify. Give us some stars. Rate it if you hate it, we like to say. Go on Google and iTunes and all that good shit. Also, thank you to everybody who stuck around. It means the world to us. We have more things coming up. 150 episodes coming pretty soon. We're excited. We hope you are too. And just enjoy this fucking episode, man. Let's go.
00:00:39
Speaker
So here it is. This is it. This is role players everybody.
Dungeon World Nears Its End
00:00:44
Speaker
Good morning. Good afternoon. Good evening We were just discussing how dungeon world is gonna end after the last episode We've been trying to figure this out and midway through the discussion. I just decided hey, let's just talk about it
00:00:54
Speaker
So, we don't have Dim, we don't have Mari, we don't have Beans. We just have Cass, Justin, and that other guy, what's his name? And Beans. And Beans, right. The guy who decided to fuck off.
00:01:11
Speaker
Here's what happened last time so this episode is likely going to be a smidgen of role playing a smidgen of like just figuring out what happened some day new moss stuff and maybe just seeing what happens with role players henceforth so
00:01:25
Speaker
So we're just kind of gonna jump into it with what happened. So last time we played, right?
Rasputin's Downfall and Jack's Fiery Decision
00:01:32
Speaker
Which has been a little bit and we're sorry. Dim. Dim squished Rasputin's head. Mari bonked the other version of Rasputin on the head with her stick.
00:01:43
Speaker
Beans ran away, because he's like, I'm alone again. Mari's flying with Zinks, flying around, shooting people in the face. There's a dragon. He was like, well, fuck this. He met up with their dog, who they also named Jack, and he rode Jack, Dog Jack, off into Massachusetts, apparently. Westward to Massachusetts.
00:02:06
Speaker
Jim tried to talk Jack out of what he was doing. He did not succeed in convincing him that the world didn't need to be set on fire. And so after defeating Rasputin and Jack's shackles being broken, Jack flew into the air and decided just to set the world on fire anyway. He did ask him if he wanted to join him. Jim said no. And so Jack said, okay, fuck it. And so he just flew up into the air and became a menace to the world and decided he was just going to make the world clean and let the world restart.
00:02:36
Speaker
Um, and last we saw our heroes. Dim was standing next to a portal that had a bunch of noises coming through it. He took a gem from Jack or I'm sorry, from Rasputin and a portal opened up near him. Um, uh, zinc says somewhere in the crowd because Mari dropped her off after she went and bonked Rasputin in the head. Um, and again, beans is somewhere, somewhere in the distance. Riding a demon dog, riding it, riding a demon dog into the sunset to Massachusetts, apparently.
00:03:06
Speaker
So, so, so Justin slash dim, like, let's just kind of talk about what happened at this juncture. Cause Jack is lighting the world on fire. You have a portal in front of you. Like, do you kind of want to role play this out? Like what happened?
Dim's Portal Encounter
00:03:21
Speaker
Or do you just want to like, tell me like, what was dim doing like after this? Like what, what, what does he do? What would he have done? Oh, first of all, I'm going to ask you is Jack burning things around here. And he just kind of fly off over in the distance. He's going, he's just like,
00:03:35
Speaker
flying away, trying to find the best place to start. Or is he going along and going away? Or is he sticking around here burning this down? I mean, I don't care. What do you think would be more interesting? You spent more time with Jack than anybody. What do you think Jack would be doing? I'm fine with any of those options. Well, I feel like he probably would want it. Not that he'd be worried that they would bother him, but I feel like he'd probably want to get as far away from him as possible. So he just kind of flew off somewhere just spitting fire in his wake? Yeah.
00:04:04
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, then that's what's happening. Like he's surprisingly like he left the mark on the town when he spit out the tower. Like he slayed a lot of people in that process. But like when he got free and flew up in the air, he probably just decided, fuck, I'm just going to fly in a bunch of straight lines and just carve my name into the world. So that's probably what he's doing is make he's making a big old J right now across the earth. I see.
00:04:32
Speaker
she's a griffin, right? after becoming a griffin on the head. Okay. Or did and then they shot a bunch of
00:04:47
Speaker
But that was after being showed up, I was like, I'm alone again. And then his mommy came for him and he was like, scatter. Yeah. So, yeah. So you you saw Mari land somewhere in the distance. But I don't think you would know what's going on with that. I think Mari might have called out to you at some point, but I don't think she's with you just yet because the portal opened up next to you. Oh, yeah, I got to look about the fuck. You look as well. Is this here?
00:05:14
Speaker
So zinc's probably shows up at this juncture because she's been on the ground for a while after Mari was doing her thing She kind of fucked off, but I think you'd probably see zinc's approaching you after she sees Jack flying off I feel like I'm too mesmerized by the poor. I'm just put my finger into it like As you do that
00:05:36
Speaker
Mm hmm. Oh, I fudge into it. Hey, it's rude. Yeah, it's fucked up, dude. So what do you what do you do? Like you see things, you see a portal, actually, maybe you don't see things because you're mesmerized by the portal, but that's like pretty much what's what you got going on. Like what what do you think DIMM would be
Portal Chaos and Goblin Party
00:05:58
Speaker
doing? I don't know if you do. Justin, do you want to just act this out like as we go or do you just want to say what happens? Yeah.
00:06:04
Speaker
Okay. All right. So you are, you were standing in front of a portal and there's, I mean, he'd be doing that until things come over and be like, what, what the fuck is this here? Uh, I don't know. It looks pretty though. I mean, I guess if you liked that sort of thing. Well, maybe I fucking do. Maybe I like pretty things. Okay. Maybe it's like giggling and then it's yelling at me. I punched it and it yelled at me. Poke it again. Look, it says something. Hello.
00:06:33
Speaker
Hello. What's up? Who the fuck are you? I'm out of there. I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. I'm Dean. Oh, I'm Marion. How do you? Hello. Why are you? Why are you a talking disc of green light? I'm not. I mean, what am I? I know. You don't know. I can't see you.
00:06:59
Speaker
What am I named buddy? Are you behind the disc? I know. Listen, I've been around the block. Someone tried telling me to go through a weird green disc that just appeared. It's not right. No, I promise we got pizza here. What's that? That's the list? Oh, you don't know pizza. She doesn't know pizza. Pizza.
00:07:23
Speaker
You see like a little pale hand like reaches out and there's like a little triangular slice of you what we know is pizza, but dim might not Join the dark side I feel like I've said I've said a standard for them that he doesn't like trust people giving him shit So I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do attack on it
00:07:54
Speaker
I can slash. Yeah, I can slash. Well, that's a nine. Okay, well. So you're just going to slash it with your sword? I'm going to slash the hand at the wrist. Well, you cut it off. You just hear, aww. You just hear a copy of aww. Aww.
00:08:12
Speaker
And then you see another one like reaches out like starts reaching down towards the ground to find it You see the pizzas on the ground But I want one of them pizza with mice with mice store swords that goes away from Thanks The dog Jack not the dragon Jack For you at this point like
00:08:40
Speaker
Mari I don't know if you're I mean you the guy's dead. Everybody's kind of dispersing Jack's flying off in the distance I'm sure by now you can see not far from you. You can see a shiny glowing orb or like an oval And dim is poking his hands around it Like you could probably approach him at this juncture because like the crowds kind of dispersed at this point because they're running for their lives So, I don't know Mari what do you want to go approach that is there somewhere else that you want to go and
00:09:11
Speaker
I feel like she's gonna like see all of the shenanigans going on and go Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna go meet up with those goblins now because They seem like way more fun
00:09:42
Speaker
That is just wonderful. I'd expect nothing less of Mari. I mean... She could try to like turn into something, but you know, it'd only be like half of her body anyway. You know, why don't you do a, oh, I don't have my papers on the wall. I don't know all the moves anymore. What's the one, discern realities. Can you just do that to see if you can shift out where these fools are?
00:10:07
Speaker
It's a five on certain realities. I'm going to go searching. She's like, hey, are you the goblin that has powder? Are you the goblin that does powder? I don't even remember that dude's name. I'm an elf lady. Do I look like a goblin to you? She has like when I close or when I open, kind of. Oh, well, that is offensive.
00:10:41
Speaker
And you hear off the off the distance hey, hey you look at the party Yeah, you see there's like five little gurblins one of which is like missing an arm And he's like come on over here, babe. Oh Hell yeah, I was looking for you um I figured I come back in for the party
00:11:03
Speaker
Well, hey, the world's about the end, so we might as well just park into our dead. You know, that's what I was thinking, too. You know, fuck it. Do you want the big baby powder or the little baby powder? Why not all of it? Fuck it.
00:11:16
Speaker
Oh, you want to make an ultra baby? Yeah. Yeah. Let's just get, let's just go get like one of those, like, um, like, you know, those plastic pools, you know, that they put like those babies in and then like, we could just like, you know, Submersed ourselves in it and just, you know, all got, I got these joints. We could just lay in it and just like, you see every single one of those goblins eyes turn into big pink hearts.
00:11:40
Speaker
They're like, wow, what a, what a beautiful mind. Like, hey, like, hey, dumps, are you hearing this? Oh, I say, I'm just so fucking excited to roll around in some weed and crack. And they like, they all like bow down before you and they praise you and they're like, what is your name?
00:12:06
Speaker
What should we call you? Mari the Great. Mari the Great. Wow. Mari the Great. And then they all just start slapping each other on the ass and then they turn around and go, please, Mari the Great, bestow upon us the slap of your grace. She slaps each one of them like a baby. And they all let out like a cry. Wow.
00:12:37
Speaker
I see, hold on, I see something better. She sits down on a stool and she goes, all right, everyone, are you loud up? She picks each one of them up and lays them across her knee and spanks each one of them and sets them down one at a time.
00:12:57
Speaker
as as fires erupt on the horizon and people are screaming for their lives mari sits atop a stool slapping the powdered bums of these wayward goblins and with every smack she gets a little more fucked up
00:13:17
Speaker
And I just see someone's painting this image. There's an artist with his thumb holding it out with one eye closed, being like, hmm, this is art right here. And thousands of years in the future, someone will find this buried amongst the rubble. Like, this is what the ancients created. This was Snow White. Yeah, it was Snow White and the Seven Goblins.
00:13:47
Speaker
And Mari, Mari the Great was forever enshrined as Snow White in the Southern Dwarves. Oh, fuck. And, and, and to find you to say, even though they were given different names, they were all dopey. They're all a little dopey. So while, while that's happening, let's go to beans. Beans. Hi. Hello, beans. How are ya?
00:14:18
Speaker
I'm in the world standing. Yeah, so Beans, you're riding off on your demon doggy Jack. Yes. Towards what you think is hopefully Massachusetts, but you don't know.
00:14:31
Speaker
You rode away from your mommy, who misses you dearly already. As you can hear those sounds of crying and flames erupting in the background, what does Beans do?
Quest for Immortality Begins
00:14:41
Speaker
So Beans wants to, like, first get some distance from this place that has bring nothing but misery to him. Mostly. Beans sound a lot dire. Then... I don't want misery mostly. Yeah.
00:15:01
Speaker
When he's like reaches like a settlement or something, he wants to like get us some like our chemical like equipment stuff. And he wants to do something he wanted to do for some time now. Okay. Try to research health potions and how they heal you.
00:15:23
Speaker
Oh, you're going to be like a scientist? Like a chemist? Yeah, because he's still even more so than well as any now. He wants to like, can unlock the secret to immortality.
00:15:37
Speaker
Oh, dude, you're going to be like a fucking alchemist. Yeah, which makes sense. We're science and magic meat. So, OK, so you meet so you go and you get some medical supplies. You see, yeah, it's like a little like a settlement is a good way to put it. It's just like a little little thing, you know, like maybe like 50 people live there.
00:16:03
Speaker
And yeah, they greet you warmly. They're like, oh my God, a monkey man. We've never met one of those before. I'm a monkey man. And they all go, and you see this little kid kind of comes and grabs your tail and goes, wow, Misto, is this wheel? That's a sirocent wheel, but that's, you need to pay money to touch that. Oh, I don't have any money. I'm just a, I'm just a little fella. Then give me your hair, I guess. Okay, go ahead and take it, Misto. I love when strangers take my heel. Okay.
00:16:33
Speaker
I want to see your toes. Yeah, let me see your toes. I'm sure there's a market for children's hair. I want toes, Mr. I play with mine all the time. Sometimes I try to pick up my foodware for my toes. I'm sure you're going to be a genius later on. Oh, I can't wait to be a genius. Will you help me be a genius, Mr. Monkey? I don't think you have enough time for you to become a genius.
00:17:01
Speaker
Aww. And then you see his professorial looking guy, he's wearing a nice vest and he's got a little pocket watch chain hanging out of his pocket. He says, dear boy, run along now. Don't bother this fine primate. And he runs away. And he says, so what can I do for you, dear boy?
00:17:24
Speaker
Um, so you look like a smarter person. I thank you. I dress the part. Have you ever thought about researching health potions and stuff like that? What? You mean like you drink this stuff and suddenly you don't feel like dying anymore. Oh, well, I've never thought of it, but do tell me more.
00:17:48
Speaker
You see, I have like these potions and also these pills and they kind of give you life back. And I was wondering if you can like figure out what's doing that. Maybe we can gain like more life. You get what I mean? More life? Tell me, what do you mean more life? How old does this person look?
00:18:13
Speaker
Uh, you know, he's probably, I don't know how old enough to grow a pretty thick mustache. Um, a big bushy one. I mean, you look a bit age to spell. So in, I don't know, 10, 20 years, maybe you're not here anymore. And that would be a pity, wouldn't it? Well, it's just funny that you ask because I've been alive for quite some time. Yeah.
00:18:42
Speaker
And wouldn't it be cool if you could be alive for some more time? Well, I mean, just between the two of us, monkey boy, I've been alive for several hundred, maybe even thousands of years. How did you do that? Because of my technology and my glorious mustache. What kind of technology are you talking about? Oh, dear boy. Have you ever seen talking birds? I have not. I'm the first talking animal now, that's not true.
00:19:12
Speaker
Did I talk or are there talking animals I don't remember? You encountered a monkey in the temple. Yeah, I wasn't sure if she was talking or not. Yes. Well, I mean, the technology and magics have evolved now, dear boy, that I don't need my talkie boxes anymore to make it happen. You actually might be a product of something that I know of. Oh, really? Have you ever met a one-armed metallic woman? One-armed metallic woman, not that I know of, no.
00:19:42
Speaker
Damn, still can't find her. She's a tricky one. She stole my money-making machine. Your money-making machine? I mean, you heard nothing, monkey boy. What was this about potions? What? Forget the potions. If you already know how to extend life, then how about we work together and stuff?
00:20:05
Speaker
Ah, so you're looking to go into business, are you? Ah, yeah. Monkey business. Oh, I love monkey business. Oh, me too. So you guys kind of form a partnership of this gentleman and you. He takes you back to this little layer that he has underground beneath this settlement.
00:20:28
Speaker
Um, and, uh, he, um, you go in there and he has like a bunch of gizmos and gadgets and bobbles and like shiny rocks and glowing orbs and all sorts of shit that just has no business being underneath this little tiny settlement. And it means like, wow. Yes. Marvel at my marvelous marvels. That's so many marbles. How can you encode them? Wow. Wow. I just, I love that you love things I love.
00:20:58
Speaker
I love that too. So you guys spend
00:21:15
Speaker
the next several months working together and he teaches you how to cast immortality magic, but only on yourself. That way you guys can continue to have a wonderful working relationship. He teaches you how he stays so fit being thousands of years old. That's cool. And he tells you
00:21:39
Speaker
He tells you that he's got big plans and that he's currently running a business in the past. I wonder how that works, but imagine I almost sold my soul to demons and stuff just to stay alive. Now I just get it for free.
00:21:58
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, and he says, Oh yes. Yeah. Well, I mean, I made a deal with a demon and then I captured him. Yes. Idiot. He's trapped inside of my mustache. Well, hey, um, didn't, uh, didn't you come here with a dog worthy? Uh, probably outside. Um, yes, you might want to go get him. Okay.
00:22:29
Speaker
And yeah, he's just outside playing with all the children. He's been out there for quite some time over the next last few months. Everybody loves him He's just been there alone the whole time he's just been there alone because you abandoned him again like you guys do and so he went off and he went off and
00:22:47
Speaker
You know, brought joy to the children of this tiny little settlement. He's like the mascot of the settlement. Yeah, he becomes this mascot of the settlement. Beans, what is the name of the settlement that you helped to raise as you learn immortality with this mustachioed man? The settlement is called New York. New York.
00:23:06
Speaker
You have founded the new settlement of New York with these wonderful people and you help it grow until Jack ultimately flies by. And burns everything down. And burns everything to the ground. But it remains a mystery. What happened to this mustachioed man, you and your demon dog? Did you get out? Did you find a way to survive? Did you live underground? Who knows? You became mole people. You became mole people.
00:23:34
Speaker
And so while that's happening dim, let's go back to dim Dim the world is ending flames are erupting all around you You cut off the hand of a person who tried to give you pizza And things are sitting there not sure what to do about the situation.
Shariq's Tense Reunion
00:23:54
Speaker
What do you do? Oh
00:24:01
Speaker
And yeah, she's kind of fucked up man. I think she's a lost cause just the monkey you see the monkey links No, why would I I just Damn, it's been a long life. Okay, like just you know, I don't know anymore man. I don't really care about your monkey I don't care about your stoner elven lady our Our Jack is now ruining the world. I'm just And is this it are we done? Yeah, yes
00:24:32
Speaker
You want to just kill me and put me out of misery? What the fuck? What? Get the fuck away from me, Zinks, and I walk away. Oh. Well, listen here, you twat wiffle. I need to look back. Oh, really? That's it? You just got to walk away.
00:24:51
Speaker
Oh, okay. Cool. Good stuff. And you just kind of hear that as you get farther. Oh, they're walking away. I'm going to keep talking to myself. He's just walking away. Yeah. He's just walking away, are ya? That's cool. Yeah, whatever. That's fine. Out of the portal you hear. I'm just walking around. Hey, hey, fuck you, buddy. I got a child in my people's hands. Thank God.
00:25:13
Speaker
And you see, she picks up the hand, like it off in the distance. We see things picking up the hand of a Marian and just chucking it in. And then you see about like, then you see about like nine other hands, reach out, just grab ahold of her and just yoink her into the fucking portal. And then you hear like, oh, me, you twatwaffing your twatwaff or twatwaff. Better money there.
00:25:42
Speaker
I passed Mario, I'm like, what are you doing, money?
00:25:47
Speaker
I'm just spanking babies, don't worry about me. You seen beans? Last I saw him, he was riding off on one of them demon dogs going to Massachusetts. So, you know, I don't know. My dog, I saved personally me. I really don't even care about that dog. He just rode off too. I liked him.
00:26:13
Speaker
I know I'm just as upset as you are. That's why I'm spanking babies. I'm just as upset as you are. That's why I'm spanking babies. That's what I'm going to say is a t-shirt right there. I'm just upset as you guys are. I'm just why I'm spanking babies. Everyone cries. I'm looking out. Everybody's freaking out even though Jack's like 100 miles away by now. I'm like,
00:26:41
Speaker
Maybe the smartest person to lift. Those are a couple of small babies. As you say that here. I'm going to go to the bathhouse. You do that. You go to the bathhouse. You go to the bathhouse. Everybody's vacated. You got the whole place to yourself. Dim loads up like the little furnace that heats the tubs up.
00:27:10
Speaker
lights it up and it's a good soak in there. He's nice and hot and warm in the bath. Yeah, you do that uninterrupted. You bathe for quite a bit. Huh? He just got to contemplate life. Yeah, you contemplate knife and you hear here. Hey stud muffin. Oh, God. I'm not buying one of your stolen. Oh, and then you feel like someone grabbed your hand and then place it on their butt.
00:27:40
Speaker
as they hop into the bathtub. I believe that is sexual assault. I am leaving. And then as you as you as you open your eyes and you contemplate life, you recognize a very scarred, very burnt up shariq.
00:27:56
Speaker
Nope. You're dead. They told me you're dead. Bye. Bye-bye. I'm not dead. Who the fuck said I was dead? Well, either way, I don't trust anything I see these days. It's too much of a weird portal. Hey, don't make me body slam you, you little bastard. You know how far I had to walk to get here? Why did you walk here? Because I was following you. How did you follow me here?
00:28:24
Speaker
You don't leave a very inconspicuous trail dim. You find all the hands I chopped off people? I was gonna say there's limbs everywhere. There's your stink all over everything. I do piss a lot of places. Yeah, you're fucking, I mean, you're gross in all the best ways, dear. I had to crawl back from, okay, well, that's true. Actually, I did die, but I'm not dead anymore. Did you have sex with a demon? What? There was a fellow here
00:28:54
Speaker
He was a demon and he's talking about you in a weird way. Oh, you mean that? Wait, was it that Elvis looking fucker? It might have been this bill of weird fucks I've been seeing lately. I got hit on so much when I was in hell, it was disgusting. And again, like, of course, I'm gorgeous. But like I told them that I was like, you know, my my ass is only slapped by one person. Oh. Um.
00:29:21
Speaker
I was waiting for some consensual butt-touching for quite some time, Dim. Maybe we can try. I just need some time alone right now, I think. What's going on? What happened to you? You used to be so carefree. The world beats you down there.
00:29:49
Speaker
You can only chop off so many hands and live a gleeful life of doing it. I mean, I'll go fuck up some hands. I chopped off a weird hand that came out of a portal earlier. I didn't feel anything. It didn't bring me any joy. I got a slice of pizza. I've been thinking about trying it.
00:30:03
Speaker
It might be poised, I don't know. He really wanted me to have it. Oh, pizza. What's that? I don't know. You want to have it? Fuck yeah. Maybe we'll both die. By the way, on the ground, I fall on the sword she gave me. I see you're still taking good care of Shariq. And this pizza's warm now because your sword still does make things hot.
00:30:24
Speaker
Yeah, she just swallows it all like a pill. She just folds it up and just swallows it. Oh, I just want to do it. I just bite a couple bites at a time. She goes, oh, I don't use my teeth for much other than this pretty smile. I remember you said I'm going to use a lot of teeth.
00:30:51
Speaker
I mean, I mean, well, I mean, and you made sure it was extra time for me. Oh yeah. I died and I clapped a lot. That was good. Time where I showed you how to clap without your hands. Hey, with three C's dim actually, uh, you know, you're making me feel a little better there. I'm glad you came with that.
00:31:21
Speaker
What's going on at one time? It made you come all the way out here. Oh, Atlanta is just a big crater now. Oh, you guys didn't get the fuel and mail and whoever else didn't get anything fixed? Well, no, I mean, we did, but we realized that most of the people that were good at rebuilding stuff died. So it was kind of shoddy work and it just got worse as time went on. Oh, that sucks. Hey, did you see the dragon?
00:31:44
Speaker
Uh, I mean, I heard, um, a lot of screams, but I didn't see a dragon now. Oh, yeah. Apparently Jack's the big now and he's the, uh, even bigger Dick too. And I let him free cause I thought, you know, maybe he'd be all right. Maybe he's just ornery gonna count. He was on chains, but now he's free and he's even bigger Dick than he was before. And he's pretty much destroyed the world and all that. So, I mean, that's kind of why I'm depressed. And I lost my monkey and my dog and me. You've had a lot going on, huh?
00:32:11
Speaker
I mean, dirty lady, she's like, I don't know. She's always been in the weird stuff, but she's really, I don't know. Everybody's in the weird. I don't know. It's weird. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I'm not going to lie to you. I was, I was, I was a little bit enticed by all the little baby goblins out there getting spanked. You know what? No one slaps my ass, but dim. So I followed your trail. Uh,
00:32:39
Speaker
Well, I guess I've got a little bit of an erection now, so you wanna- I'll come back into the water. Yeah. Flowers on your dick and bees all around, not doing- You've been talking too much to me. Yeah, he says some weird shit. The only flowers I want to make dick is your teeth. Ah, that's- you know just what to say to make an orchish lady feel pretty.
00:33:09
Speaker
Aw, so romantical. It's been a long time. It's been a long time. Sorry, it was so quick. She's like, damn, I didn't even take my clothes off yet.
00:33:37
Speaker
You brushed against me a little. Oh, sorry. He's been knowing these. I just need like 10, 20 minutes, let me... No, hang on, let me get some ale and sharpen my blades and we'll do this right. So, um... So, that happens.
Fates Sealed and Future Hints
00:34:02
Speaker
So beans, we know what happens to beans. Uh, Marty becomes a fairy tale figure in the future. Uh, all we have to do is figure out what happens to dim as Jack destroys the world. Yeah. What, what, what, what becomes of dim or zincs was pulled into a portal where all the Marians live. Um, what happens to them? I guess kind of like the end of, uh,
00:34:32
Speaker
one Simon Pegg and Nick Frost movie at World's End, where they, as him and Shariq, I guess, just go off into the apocalyptic world, fighting and boozing and fucking... Until it all ends, I guess. Fighting and boozing and fucking... So, you guys stay on this world until ultimately it's burned to a crisp? Yeah.
00:34:52
Speaker
I love it. Um, and so that's, that's where these guys' stories end, at least for now, who knows where and when we'll see them again. But as, as you guys are living your lives and Mari's party and like the world's going to end, um, beans is looking for immortality. Dim is living it up with a sweetheart, um, from the past.
00:35:18
Speaker
And Jack just slowly but surely makes his way around the world cooking it baking it Cooking it at a hundred and eighty thousand degrees And then ultimately Ultimately as he flies around the world you see more and more these portals begin to open as he flies around the world faster and faster Spitting hot flames everywhere
00:35:47
Speaker
You see these the world starts to have these purple and red fissures Open up in it where like The world looks like it's gonna split or it looks like someone's been tracing lines all around it and you just see as Jack is just spinning flames all over the world and these fissures open up you see just a bright flash of purple light comes out of them and
00:36:38
Speaker
um and then um then we don't know what happens next
00:37:06
Speaker
As the screen fades to black, we have a post-credits scene where you hear, you hear the mustache. It's the end of the world as we know it. And then you hear, you hear in the background, you hear, all right, monkey man, just one time for me. No punky, I love your stash. No punky, I love your stash.
00:37:42
Speaker
Does it look good already?