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Speaker: Hot back up. Been very busy.
Speaker: um
Speaker: Including today. Holy crap, I have been going since pretty much I woke up. but but but but Rearranged the bedroom. Took shit to storage.
Speaker: Hung shit up. I just feel like I have been going nonstop. so ah kay yeah So, to be interesting.
Speaker: What up to the Chattah's box? While he's in there, smash that like, share, and subscribe button. What up, Chris Technician? What up, what you mean? Welcome back to you as well.
Speaker: um it's been a lot It's been a crazy week in general. ah My middle of hour got her license, and she's been driving, so Um, you know, any parents out there who have had kids who started driving, you get all that, uh, anxiety and nervousness and everything else that I'm trying not to, uh, uh, let anybody see because, um, especially her, but she's, she's a good driver. She does good.
Speaker: Um, I'm not too overly anxious or scared about her driving because she does a really good job. But also last night she turned 17. So we did that last night. We celebrated her birthday when she got off work. When she got home and got off work last night. Cash, where are you getting that the Out of the refrigerator. The Twisted Tea. So it's been a it's been a long week. It's been a long, long week.
Speaker: um And I feel like I haven't done much. um Yeah, because Tuesday didn't do a show. Because Cash had a band concert. Yay!
Speaker: Thanks, bud. we pa thatgraphpher i guess i can thank you hey you gotta wake up and i gotta wake up i'm see how i'm gonna like this uh lighting and shit why do i not have any uh there we go everything got switched around in here so i gotta find my uh
Speaker: My lighting. How I like it. So, but the the desk is still in the same spot for the most part. We just pushed it forward. So, I got a lot more room back here. I'm not right up against the wall. But any Hoosies.
Speaker: Any Hoosies. What's going on with you guys tonight, man? Lots of things have been going on around the network here. You guys might see a new... If you're watching on the YouTube, you might see a couple new features.
Speaker: Um... We have officially reached a level of monetization on YouTube. And you guys can help support when we're live. You can drop gifts. You can do super chats.
Speaker: ah Playing around with the goals. I said an unreachable goal. But just playing around with it, trying to see how to figure it all out. So thanks for supporting us. And thanks for following us and and liking what we're doing around here.
Speaker: ah We reached one of our goals on YouTube. Now on to the next goal. We are officially, I guess, in that monetization stage. So that's cool. um With that being said, and I'll say it again later on in the night as we go um as we go on and move on. And Wally, this is the first time you're hearing it, but surprise, surprise.
Speaker: um if you guys are If you guys see the the live goal, uh on your screen and you click that you'll see that you know if we reach that goal uh the highest uh super chatter will get to uh co-host uh on saturday night i think on saturday nights with the super chat that will evolve into uh the highest if we reach said goals uh and the highest super chatter or the highest gifter whichever the case may be uh we'll get to co-host on a show of their choice
Speaker: whether it be um Speedway Stories, Glick's House of Music, or Glick's Comedy Lounge, or Cash's Corner, Beyond the Veil, or this show.
Speaker: However, you will conduct yourself accordingly on said shows. Lazy Jedi. What up, man?
Speaker: Look at that with the first one. Appreciate you, Jenna. Appreciate you, brother.
Speaker: don't know how do this works. so i'm I'm playing with buttons, but and I want to be able to bang. I wish there was a way that I could make like make it. And I'll figure it out.
Speaker: I'll figure it out, unless you guys know. But I wish there was a way that a Super Chat would automatically get put up on the screen. But I'll figure it out. All this is new to me. No dinner report yet, Chris. We just had tacos.
Speaker: Where's Kayla in the chat? What up, Gianna? Appreciate you for that, Brad, yeah?
Speaker: You sexy monetized Sasquatch. I appreciate that, man. I have a sexy monetized Sasquatch. Thanks for noticing, buddy. um
Speaker: There is a setting for that, right? Okay. I thought there was. I haven't had a chance to jump on the YouTube and and play with it because last night, like I said, we celebrated Buggy's birthday. So Jedi and Shaman, sorry, I missed you guys' show um last night because we were doing the birthday thing with her. We surprised her when she got home from work um and had her a special cake made and gifts and all that jazz. And then I think tomorrow we're going to do, we're going to her birthday dinner because she's a grown up man. She's, she's driving, she's got a job and she has to work all weekend. So she's going to be a grumpy bear tomorrow though, because she had to get up and go to band thing this morning and come home for a couple hours and turn around and go back to work. And she doesn't get off work until 10 o'clock tonight.
Speaker: um And then she's got to work tomorrow. Tomorrow afternoon right? twelve yeah so she's got a Well, yeah, so she's got to get up as early.
Speaker: Lots of new fees. So not only am I learning the, yeah sorry, literally last brain cell standing, folks. Not only am i learning the new YouTube monetization thing and and kind of going through their little bit of training and everything like that,
Speaker: StreamYard did a new update. And it's got a bunch of new features that I was kind of playing with before, just barely, because literally got done doing everything around the house today. And um
Speaker: sat down and set up the studio and did the thumbnail for the show and then went and got in the shower and then I had to come out here and start to. So this is, ah did eat dinner. So this is like the first time all day that I'm officially getting to sit down and I'm still working. I'm still working.
Speaker: Yes.
Speaker: That's the difference between the Sayers and the Doers. The Doers stay busy. Wally, we're talking to Kat. Because he was really phoning it in this afternoon or this afternoon on his show.
Speaker: He's not listening to me. Yeah. You hear me, boy? You're white? Uh-huh. Yeah, I hear you.
Speaker: ahha
Speaker: yeah i hear you so Yeah, Wally, if you know how or if anybody in the audience knows how to turn that little thing on so that the super chats automatically jump up on the screen and get precedence as they should, I think that's sort I used that word properly.
Speaker: And I think I used the right word. I'm getting pretty smart. I'm educating. I'm taking night classes in college.
Speaker: There we go. Anywho, so yeah, cool news for for for the network and a huge shout out and thank you.
Speaker: and i guess you need to I need to do that stuff with you. your Your test. Because you have to have the right answers or going to fail.
Speaker: So I'll double check your answers that needed to be corrected. Huh? I don't know I'm going to know the answer or not.
Speaker: I know who will. Fucking
Speaker: I'll fucking ask ChatGPT. They don't know the answers. good that classes stupid and it's Well, apparently they say you have to do it. so
Speaker: But, uh, What fuck was I talking about? Yeah. So again, thank you guys for supporting the network and and the shows and and and and everything you guys do. And um yeah I think that's, I don't know if that's a cool way. Let me know. i don't know. I mean, I can throw a poll up too. I got to get out on the YouTube. I can get a poll up.
Speaker: that ah Is that a a cool way to reward super chatters and give them an opportunity to come up and co-host on a show of their choice that following week or whatever.
Speaker: That's why i we'll do it on Saturdays. But Super Chat and the gifts will be there all week long. you know just um And then
Speaker: we're getting the house put together. So shit's getting organized. Shit's getting put together to where we have. um I didn't ask you, Peckerwood. okay I'm going to tell everybody they're co-hosting on your show and your show only and they're allowed to act a goddamn fool. um
Speaker: My poll is up. What are you talking about? Oh, never mind. Never mind, Jedi. I got you. I got you, buddy.
Speaker: I got you. Let me look at the old YouTube here real quick. We're going to learn together, ladies and gentlemans.
Speaker: Let me see here. We're going to pop here into the Chizat. Continue. Select continue. Get involved in the goal. Watch progress as it happens.
Speaker: Celebrate a achievement with the computer. and It doesn't give me an option to... I
Speaker: think I got to go into... Chat filter.
Speaker: Just like, I hate this show. It's terrible. Worst show ever. But I shall watch for the next six hours.
Speaker: Five hours and 45 minutes to be exact. I shall watch even though I hate it so. but Anyway, sorry, I'm an idiot. Last brain cell standing.
Speaker: Uh, what's been going on? What's been going on? Yeah, man.
Speaker: Let's go over here. Let's do this. Here we go.
Speaker: Yeah. Any huge. Sorry about that. Less distractions, more talking, more, more interaction, more, more engagement. Uh, Rousey and Gina Carano are fighting tonight.
Speaker: Uh, that, uh, we made some little picky picks earlier.
Speaker: Hey, Wally, you got your you got your ear holes on still, buddy? Is Nate Diaz on this fight card?
Speaker: I didn't see it when I looked it up. And then I seen a then i've seen a thing. i said Nate Diaz was fighting Oh, it is. Nate Diaz and Mike Perry.
Speaker: That wasn't on there earlier.
Speaker: Well, we didn't make that pick, but I think you said Diaz. Wally.
Speaker: Yeah, we made some. ah Yeah, okay. I didn't see that earlier. you didn't ah he didn't ah You didn't catch that. Neither did i But we made some picks earlier on the on the Rousey-Garano fight tonight just for shits and grins. I don't know, but, like, hey, there's another fighter fighter I know. I know Diaz. I don't know but about three or four of these goddamn fighters on this card.
Speaker: It's just a little something to do for shits and grins at the end of the day. So I'll have that on in the background. here in a little bit i thought i I thought they would have undercard on, but apparently they don't on Netflix anywhoos.
Speaker: And I'm too lazy to go look for it other places. so Yeah, to hell with all that bullshit. To hell with all that bullshit.
Speaker: Sometimes laziness wins.
Speaker: Not today, maybe tomorrow. over here. I need to prepare. I need to prepare.
Speaker: Gracias, señor.
Speaker: Nope, not allowed.
Speaker: Your devices aren't even connected. You suck! You suck, Wally!
Speaker: then actual producer I need to give somebody else that I can trust access to the YouTube channel. All the tubes of views.
Speaker: But as I, Walseephas, I sit in a dungeon with my pink mohawk and my gray goatee, waiting for Glick to tap my big ass out.
Speaker: Now I have a bricks behind. me Yes, I am a very large man, but I am also very scared of Glick. You guys can't see Wally in the backstage area, but I can. He's trembling in fear. And he has a and he has a pink mohawk.
Speaker: but
Speaker: Actually, his mohawk's not pink, but he's still trembling in fear.
Speaker: That's what I was going to do.
Speaker: Well, you're welcome to come in here anytime you want. I'm not bringing you up. I'll tell you the same thing I tell fucking Rocky. Well, turn out all the noise in the background. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's the kids' shit.
Speaker: Robbie shop them kids. Always late. Why is it always late? whats it do what Why is your... a second. I'm doing something. Why is your headline saying always late?
Speaker: Because usually I'm always like...
Speaker: I hate when that happens.
Speaker: Trembling. Shut up, Lazy. You're banned from the show. Yeah. Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him, Lazy. You are unbanned.
Speaker: And you have a unbannable card. Speaking of... I done dropped that link, Wall Cephas.
Speaker: Lazy better get up here then. And pinned. And want to put your own super chat. but I'm going to send us a super chat.
Speaker: And then I'll get to co-host on a show of by choice my choosing next week.
Speaker: I choose to co-host on Glick's House of Music.
Speaker: Oh, man. What's been going on, dude? What's up? Not much.
Speaker: yeah lay Get up here. The first super chat in network history and you're going to drop a ban on him as soon as you come in here? what is ra that is That is network royalty, Wally.
Speaker: How dare you, sir? It's just Jedi. It's okay.
Speaker: that's my That's my sweet little bald albino, Prince. Yeah, we gotta we gotta to leave powder alone.
Speaker: What's going on in your world, man? What's been going on? I feel like it's been forever since you've been up on a panel and we've chopped the shit. I'm just pretty much working and shit and getting my shows lined up with guests and stuff.
Speaker: Nice. I am Hey, remember one thing, and here, and everybody, we repeat this. This man does not know how to do a comedy show. He's not funny, everything else. But we'll just say this. He's booked out pretty much until October of this year. So fuck. i i almost i have one i have one date left in September.
Speaker: So yeah, you're pretty much. I have a couple weeks in October. Look at this, an early bird rocky.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah my messenger blows up every time somebody hits you up. but give up a comedy shit im like Damn. Yeah, and then I've been working on I've been working on booking up Glick's House of Music. I still got one. I got next week.
Speaker: I got the 26 left in May, but I've been able to man musicians are getting there. did they They are a pain in the neck. Well, and it's that time of the year. It's that time of the year, too.
Speaker: Yeah. But also, if you don't have a big name, majority of them, even though they're not shit, still don't want to come up. It's stupid.
Speaker: Yeah, this is true.
Speaker: Yeah. i've Monday's show is all courtesy of Brad Kovacs, the berserker that I had on this last week.
Speaker: oh he He sent these people my way, and then I got guests next Thursday is curtis courtesy of Morgan from Matt Motorsports.
Speaker: It's a couple big-name pro-tough truck drivers from out in the Oklahoma, Missouri area coming up on the show. so Hell yeah.
Speaker: Monday's show is going to Monday's show kind of special because it's a father-son duo kind of thing, except the son's the driver. um We'll let everybody tune into that to see the surprise on that ordeal, man. I think it's pretty badass, like I texted you the other day about it.
Speaker: Yeah, no, that's that's really cool. i think that's ah I think that's kind of wild. um and like If I can't tune in live, I always watch the replays. I just a struggle...
Speaker: Tune it into the live sometimes because it seems like we've always got something fucking going on, man. Right. Oh, I get it. ae But I always watch the replays.
Speaker: Rocky.
Speaker: Why are you yelling at me in the chat when you're backstage? the best and The other thing is...
Speaker: Give a warm welcome to Shut the Look Out.
Speaker: But no, we're also going to get fresh results on Monday's show because they're racing right now this weekend at Virginia. So going to get actually to see how their weekend went racing against some big heavy hitters again. Yeah.
Speaker: Are we on the phone? Oh. Hi, Kayla.
Speaker: She don't even know who you are.
Speaker: New rule, you have to have your camera on. Hi, Wally.
Speaker: What was he saying? That's fine. Wait, what's happening? What did he say? it's Wally. I don't know does we show you that's fine wait what what what's happening what did he
Speaker: and don't i dont know what he was saying it's at breaking news The memo that they did. Is the internet dropout? Ladies and gentlemen, broadcasting live breaking news, give a warm welcome to the newest face of the newsroom and the real host of nonsensical nonsense, Brock Lee.
Speaker: Oh! Mic check, static in the broadcast. Whole world burning while they scroll past. I've been carrying the network on my back. Now they finally hear the truth through the feedback. Singin' with the pain, rappin' with the venom.
Speaker: News ain't got tellin', everybody come and get em'. What the fuck news? Yeah, the logo on the screen. Only real host ain't ever really seen. Everybody talkin', but they all sound fake. Copying the fire, but they can't create.
Speaker: I came from the dark with late night. No script, no cap, no industry change. Just jokes, hot taste, trauma and flames. Middle finger high to the fake TV.
Speaker: Rock Lee reporting live on me. You feel it now. All the noise inside. You feel it from fire until you put your name in it. Let it come.
Speaker: I've been waiting for the world to make a move. Now I'm preaching through. I'm playing. Oh, what the fuck?
Speaker: Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. Wow, Rocky's been beating white women again. i Glick, this time it didn't take him 10 years to put something together. No, Rocky's been beating white women again. Look at him. Uh-oh, he's got the wife feeder on.
Speaker: Shut up, bro. That was a great entrance. I figure, Wally, you are the only one on the network who ever gives me a proper welcome, a proper introduction. i went back and looked at all of the the past tapes, and I realized that Glick has never given me one, so I made myself one instead. And it's great. once I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker: What?
Speaker: ah How many times have you been a guest on on on one of the shows? Proper introduction. i do Yeah, but hearing like a clear like re result, you've got to listen. That that introduction was so smooth.
Speaker: It's beautiful. The crowd hates it.
Speaker: Oh, what was that? What is that? What? Oh, what? Oh, thank you. Thank you, guys. I appreciate that. I'm here every Saturday. You don't have to cheer for me. I know I'm awesome. What's up Jedi? that' ah That was a pretty fire intro. It would be a great new intro for the for the show, but you put your name in it.
Speaker: Fuck off. It's amazing you can do that in a week, but I still have no Sasquatch song seven months later. i wrote i wrote it myself, man. i was actually like a couple hours before the show, and I was like, I'm going to do this, man. I'm going to come in with a couple last week's shenanigans.
Speaker: I don't know what happened last week. I wasn't here. You were, and you were drunk. So I guess you weren't here. oh No, I wasn't. And yes, I was. yeah Yes, she was. Yes, she was. You were definitely here, man.
Speaker: i was here. I wasn't drunk. I was not i wasn't drunk last week. A couple weekends back, I was.
Speaker: Where are them sleeves, Rock? I left them. I left them at home. Jedi, he paid that first super chat and he to tore them off for you. What happened? The network is monetized, Bizache.
Speaker: Yeah. We can get gifts and super chats and all that stuff now. And Jedi, the royalty that he is on the network, you know yeah he hit us with the first super chat.
Speaker: Wow, look at that, man. You're going down in history now, buddy. i even I even made an announcement that on Saturday nights, I mean, the Super Chats and the Gifts will be there every show, but on Saturday nights specifically, there will be a goal set, and whoever and if we hit that goal, and whoever the highest Super Chatter is, will that following week get to go host on a show of their choice?
Speaker: Any of them that's Glicks' shows. Bro. Especially while it's close. I'm going to keep it going. You didn't even run that fast, did you? No, I didn't.
Speaker: Well, wally if you want your shows included, you can have your shows included. If you don't want your shows included, I'm still going to include your shows. oh here Rocky's shows are included, too. Cash's shows are included. didn't even ask him.
Speaker: Oh, shit. I need to get in on that then. I want to take over Cassius Corner. Yeah. but Well, it'll be about 10 years before Rocky does the show, but Rocky will have a show on here, eventually.
Speaker: I'm coming, y'all. Don't you worry. You heard the theme song. You heard it. Okay, it's here. Weren't you supposed to start that by yesterday? i thought you said the 15th was your goal? no the 15th last month was my goal, but yeah, yeah yeah I completely spaced ah face some stuff. so What up, Cam? How you doing, brother? What's up, Cam? How you doing, buddy?
Speaker: no That's a that's pretty dope song, though, huh? Yeah. You know, I'm waiting for you to put something out there so I can legitimately be like... and Just so everyone knows, you can.
Speaker: Fuck off, Jedi. God damn it, dude. i Another one. Funding for sleep. You know what I mean?
Speaker: You notice they've just accepted the fact that I'm not going to ever have sleeves on. Rocky, you show up here and you've upset the entire you upset the entire universe, Rocky. Views are going to go up because of this. Mark my words. We might get in trouble. We might get an X. got too many pew-pews on this network now.
Speaker: Right to Sasquatch Arms. Right.
Speaker: What's the matter, Glick? Not drinking your Miller Lite tonight? Yeah, I got Miller Lite. I'm just very happy that now I've gone to two gas stations and they've got these.
Speaker: They finally had the half and half, tall boys? Yeah. they general um Dude, do you know how hard these have been to find?
Speaker: Oh, it's apple season, huh? Yep. Nice. um This is the only i twisted tea that I like, these Arnold Palmers. I like the, they had a black black raspberry one and they fucking quit making it.
Speaker: That was mom my favorite. That one was pretty good too. But yeah. No, I love these. Hell, where the boy works, the gas station he works at, they can't keep them in stock fast enough.
Speaker: The half and halves? Mm-hmm. Oh yeah, dude. They go fast. They're a phenomenal flavor,
Speaker: they're phenomenal flavor so I think as long as I can find them, I'm going buy me one to go with my 12 pack on Saturday nights. and And it's a nice summer beverage. I got 28 more to go.
Speaker: We were watching Smackdown last night. and There was a Corona commercial that came on. And I was like, oh, man, what I wouldn't do to have a six pack of Corona and some wine and put out on the patio.
Speaker: I love Corona. I do, too. But I don't like the price tag for a six pack. That's my summer. That's my summer jam.
Speaker: I like Corona. Cheers, fuckers. Cheers, man. Cheers, bud. Who are you calling a fucker, you sumbitch? Oh, and I even got my special mug out, too.
Speaker: Well, if you didn't have that goopy-ass background, we could see what your mug is. I can't see it. It says Rocky's gay. oh okay cool wow no
Speaker: I stopped eating white women and came back from getting milk in Newports for this.
Speaker: Nice. Oh, that's sick. That's sick, man. Where'd you get that? That was actually a couple years ago, one of my Father's Day presents from the kids. yeah That's great, man.
Speaker: Only has like 10 kids. in there
Speaker: got three. I bet you know of. Oh, no, i only have three. Or or or that you acknowledge.
Speaker: What you looking at, Rocky? don't know about you. Look, ain't got no kids nowhere, bro, I swear. Uh-huh. That's why the bitches are showing up on Roxychurch window at 3 o'clock.
Speaker: Look, that was... I don't know why they showed up in my backyard for that. I don't... Hey, I don't... baby You got that baby mama drama. ain't got none, bro.
Speaker: Zero. I am free and clear. She got six babies behind her and one in her belly. You know you got their daddy. I ain't got nobody else but you.
Speaker: look This is Rock Jr. This is Rock Jr. Jr.
Speaker: Rock Jr. Jr. They look just like you. always said if I had if i had two so if i had three ah three kids, I would want them to be boys so I can name them Jet, Stan, and Bruce.
Speaker: Jesus Christ.
Speaker: You're so proud of yourself right now. And then there's your fire alarm.
Speaker: Jet Li, Bruce Lee, Stan Lee, you are so proud of yourself. Bad part is Jet Li doesn't count because it's L-Y. I know. There's no others so that I would – I thought – there's no others.
Speaker: I thought of Robert Lee, and I was like, eh, that's – Are you going to cap it as you could have done Brandon just because Bruce. You should have 100% done Robert.
Speaker: Robert? Robert Ely. I was like, man, that fool would be a little gangster, bro. yeah yeah He's going to have to be with a black kid with that name. Yeah, unfortunately. Wait a minute. What the fuck?
Speaker: confederate general
Speaker: the time that kid could walk and talk nobody will know who the hell that is because they don't talk about that shit it never happened yeah it's no longer in existence yeah we don't talk about that shit so rocky how much longer waiting until you get up start doing your show now I'm very excited. i am actually going we're going to do a meeting. i want you guys to go through it as the two heads of this network.
Speaker: ah Look through my. book He's only talking to you. I was talking to you too, Wally. Hey, little buddy, Rocky's talking to you I need you to perk up. That was the first thing. i was like, you know, i'm going to have an intro. I'm going to surprise you both. I was very happy to see you up, Wally. i was like, I want to just surprise them both, jump in and play the the song because I've been working on that. And then I'm working on some like content.
Speaker: But I kind of want to do it ahead of time too, to stay ahead um on the reaction stuff so you guys kind of to see what the the whole show is going to be like for the next three months. Then I'll start.
Speaker: So I just want your sign off. You know you guys are the freaking leads of the network. i respect that. I'm just here. picked up space so we can have it. Oh, guys. Guys, stop.
Speaker: Stop. Look. Look. Oh, man. I can't stop them. Hey Rocky news flash cash said he's taking over my show so I'm no longer doing my shows on Mondays and Thursdays or Friday cash is taking over your shows and cash Cash needs to keep up on his own show where was it where's my update last Sunday by the way cash what I thought Glick was the laziest person on the network and then Cash, I found out. He's done three shows.
Speaker: He's done three shows.
Speaker: Man, I'm waiting. i'm waiting, man. i dude um We did the WrestleMania recap and then we did then we did our picks for Backlash and then today we did a show as well.
Speaker: Really?
Speaker: Jedi. Hi, Lazy. What?
Speaker: You suck. You're on thin fucking ice, Rock. You're on thin ice. I didn't do it that time with Jedi. I haven't even started tonight yet. That wasn't me.
Speaker: I don't believe you. but I have a beer in my hand, bro. Less than an hour into the show and Rocky's already on thin fucking ice. don't even have to do anything. I just sit here and drink my beer. That's it. You know you're the sound of effect guy, okay?
Speaker: I am not the sound effect guy. Listen, Rocky has no time for you Mormons from Utah, right?
Speaker: Oh, by the way, fantastic show last night, Jedi. You ignored me again, but it was fine. It was a good show. You deserved it, but I don't remember you being there. Yeah, you... I was lucky. You forgot he was... It yeah was a good show. How do I get a refund on my Super Chat?
Speaker: You can't go. can't go.
Speaker: Call our HR department. though That's me. That's me, by the way. Have your people contact my people and we'll get this sorted out. Go forward to our refund department. It triples if you make a complaint.
Speaker: All jokes aside, congratulations to the network. Hell yeah.
Speaker: That's right. Proud of you guys. Proud all you. and And a lot of hours to get there. I did it all by myself, by the way. No help from anybody else. He spent a lot of time hiding in the woods, just peeking out at people once in a while.
Speaker: I'm just a fill-in. It's all pre-recorded figment of your imagination when I do show. All his shows are actually AI. I'm AI-generated. oh Well, he's like, I only want to come up on Saturdays, but I want to do a show. I said, no worries. I can AI a show.
Speaker: Johnny's actually real. I know. I was in Johnny's chat earlier today. He's fucking wound up today. Was he?
Speaker: Yeah, he was. He was funny and shit. He came in. What's that? letter it So you must have missed my my entrance, Jedi.
Speaker: Wally, do you know about this? have been promoted to the new host as well. so okay It's about time. i haven't up there yet yeah Wally, do you know about the Hillbill Nationals?
Speaker: The demo dreads. at See, that's that's that's why he can't be the host. Have you heard about the Hillbilly Nationals? You're already fired.
Speaker: Have you been to it? Yeah. Quick. What is the Hillbilly Nationals? I got to know, bro. Yeah. Kayla,
Speaker: I think is it any kayla ask if it's any good. It's like a garage sale where you only buy sleeves. Rocky, it's basically you take, have you ever seen a demolition derby before, Rocky? I have.
Speaker: It's pretty much taking derby cars and going down a drag strip, wrecking each other, and first one that crosses the finish line wins. It's basically demolition derby and drag racing connect combined. Wally, did you ever play that game on PlayStation, Twisted Metal?
Speaker: Yeah, that's what it kind sounds like. That was one of my favorite fucking games. That was such a good game. what is it worth what Is it worth going and checking out? Kayla was wondering. It's not bad. I mean, that it's it's a required taste.
Speaker: We'll just leave it at that. You mean acquired? Or required. Like, you have to have that taste. You kind of have to have that taste for that sport. Dang it, I can't find the button fast enough. But was a good that was a good one, Jedi. You couldn't find the button with the map, okay? I couldn't find the button, man. That was good, though.
Speaker: Yeah, this thing says we're ready to put on a show tonight. Huh.
Speaker: feel like it's too early for me to talk this amount of shit. I'm just going to be quiet for a minute. No, no, it's not too early. It's never too early. ahead. Go for move
Speaker: it. Lazy, I deserve it for the shit I was talking about. I like how he mimed a piece of paper. I need to see schedule.
Speaker: like how he mied like a piece paper i need to see the schedule oh shoot i've finished and i'm thing I finished. me do this real quick.
Speaker: bogue Hey, Glick, did you notice I'm wearing my special Sasquatch hat for you? As soon as you came in, I said, you got your Sasquatch hat on. Look at you. I didn't even hear it. Because Wally was bitching at me about something.
Speaker: Well, and Rocky was yelling. Shut up. okay You know. know what's funny when Rocky came up? Okay, so do you have the soundboard too, or is it just Rocky? Because I feel like Rocky booed himself. It's not me, bro. I didn't i didn't do that. That was not me. I was confused by it. I was confused. Lost points for no reason.
Speaker: I have some. There's always a reason. I have some sounds. I've deleted a bunch of the sounds off of here. But there I do have some sounds. um you You had a blackened mouth going on? What's going on there?
Speaker: oh Nice. Yeah, i was ah I was pissing off the fucking dork that worked at Duke, apparently, by getting one.
Speaker: That one was rough, for sure. the
Speaker: but Oh, that's me. That's me. Can we take away his soundboard privileges, please? Yeah, i don't I don't know if how I'm going to light it or not and smoke it, but i might we'll see what happens.
Speaker: But um I went in and I got beer at the gas station. You're just going fondle it until you decide? it mean Well, it's it's got the it's got the the wood tip and it's the wine plate. wood tip, so you got to do the wood tip.
Speaker: Yeah, always. He's thinking of you, Lazy Wise Donut. Damn it, Wally. Can we get the booing thing again? It's such a tiny little tip. It reminds me of Little Jenna. Okay.
Speaker: I need a soundboard so I can boo all of you right now. Boo! Boo! I went in and I got my beer and the kid was like, is that don know is that all? And I was like, yeah, I think so.
Speaker: And I just happened to be sad. was like, ooh, let me get one of those Swisher Sweets. Um... um little wood tip one and he's like and like canceled out the fucking order like he had to start all over again and then and he was like then he was like is that all this time I was like I don't know you don't have to be a dick meanwhile the guy beside him starts laughing he's looking at it and snatch his ass out from around the counter little fucking nerd he
Speaker: poor kid had enough problems He almost got Sasquatched. Sas snatched. Oh, I got the fuck, man.
Speaker: Don't be a dick, bro. It's not my fault you work in a gas station. I didn't force you to work here. Don't be mad at me. Especially when I was being nice and pleasant.
Speaker: Should have got that GED. They need to be making real money. Yeah.
Speaker: Look, my man's going to working there until he's 85 and living with his mom. Exactly, and he's going to pissed off every day. no Otherwise, the other the other guy that worked in there, he was happiest to be, old big, fat, jolly motherfucker.
Speaker: He was living life and loving life working at the old Duke and Duchess. Dude, I love those type of people. Like, yeah, I got a shitty job, and I'm an making the best of it.
Speaker: This is bullshit, but fuck it. I'm here. Dude, back in the day when they had... greeters at walmart those are the best people on earth we have the greatest hands down greatest greeter of all time at the walmart up the road he's like this little asian dude and he sings every time you walk in he's like welcome to walmart i hope you're having a great day next you to walmart And then when you leave, he's like, thanks for coming to Walmart. Enjoy the rest of your day. And he's singing and shit.
Speaker: He's the best. I love that guy. What is this queer doing now? that absolutelyly and match Nice.
Speaker: who am i beaten up
Speaker: Hey, you know, Rocky. Yeah, I looked you up, bro.
Speaker: Look how badass he looks, bro. He does look pretty badass. well I'm we still working on you, Jedi. I got to figure out some stuff. No, I'm doing it. You too, Wally. Everybody is doing it. And then I'm going to throw you all ah in a 30-man Royal Rumble.
Speaker: It's going special show where Cash hosts. but Cash will host, okay? And he can ah we can make our predictions and all of that good stuff.
Speaker: See who's going to win. I wanted to see what my character looked like with the lights on, damn it. Oh, wait. You look better in the dark, Mike. You look better in the dark. That music's not copyrighted. You couldn't even hear the music.
Speaker: You couldn't hear the music? No, just mute the video.
Speaker: Mute the video? It's not a video. We're not going to get banned for showing video games, but you know how many people play fucking video games on on YouTube and everything else? Oh, well then, shoot, there you go. With the music and everything.
Speaker: it just Just mute the audio. If I mute the audio, you won't hear your intro music. o What's that 77? Hell yeah, he's overall 77.
Speaker: 77 problems but a bitch yeah he's f freaking dope Jedi I haven't finished you yet and Wally I haven't finished you yet but you guys will have an entrance as well yeah I didn't care about the entrance music I just wanted to see what he actually looked like when the lights come on okay that's the whole point of being a Sasquatch must be seen in the light oh man there's some pyros right there I wasn't ready for that look how happy he is I gave you a six pack and everything. The only thing I couldn't get down was your freaking arm tattoos.
Speaker: That's all right. Neither can AI. so But I did put on your your chain, dude. The one that you typically wear. That's the closest thing they had. to make sure you put cash in this Royal Rumble.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, I got to make cash. Should I make Kayla, too? And then just Kayla comes in and just stops the mud hole in you, bro. I was going to say owns everything, just throws it out. Here, give me a second. Get back in the fucking woods where you belong.
Speaker: I'm going to make a case like you have a 99 overall rating. She just turns heel against you fully, dude. Oh, my gosh. Oh, God, dude. I would watch that. I'm not even going to lie. i in helps me take everybody out. and I'd pay pay-per-view prices for that.
Speaker: Unacceptable behavior. Unacceptable behavior. What are you doing now?
Speaker: You can play this song as much as you want, bro. What song is it?
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Look at this guy. Custom music. That's right. Available on Spotify everywhere. i way too tall. You know damn well you're asking. I actually made myself 5'9 in the game, bro, because I wanted to be a middle class.
Speaker: Get it? didn't want to mention wrestling. Middle class. Do you notice anything, Glick? Hear the song? The song is me!
Speaker: the song! That's what I'm saying! Hear the song and the wrestler. and You climbed over the top rope, the audacity. yeah I can't wait to toss you into the seventh row.
Speaker: The effort. yeah park the seventh throw You know what? I should put, you know, I'm going to do something real quick. This is not a wrestling show, ladies and gentlemen. This is Saturday night shenanigans, but I am going to put Glick in a match versus Rock Lee tonight.
Speaker: i want see it What is your overall rating? Oh, i didn't even... Shoot, I didn't even look at that.
Speaker: I only paid attention to the rankings because I knew would piss you off if I put you that low. When you create that, when you create a character, they start out at like a certain level and then you have to you know you have to build them up by creating... You have to get better.
Speaker: Yeah. Challenges and stuff like that, earning points. That's how it was in like Matthew. I'm just thinking of fucking um Matthew. we got it I keep getting older. They stay the same age. All right. All right.
Speaker: right All right. know i Be a lot cooler if you did. Since WrestleMania sucked this year, we're going to do this at WrestleMania.
Speaker: He was such a creep in that movie, man. The first time I dazed and confused, I could not think of the movie for a minute. God damn, that was by bugging me. but like When you first watch it, you don't realize it, and then you watch it again, and oh. that yeah you debpe islands All these women watching Yellowstone and losing their minds over Rip Cole Hauser not realizing that that's Matthew McConaughey's fucking buddy in Dazed and Confused, where he's like, well, Paddle's a freshman, and he's hanging out the car and shit.
Speaker: I've never even seen Yeltsin. Is Yeltsin good? Cole Hauser. Yeah. Yeah, now they've made like two spin-offs off of that.
Speaker: must be Yeah, that's Matthew McConaughey's doofus ass friend yelling about paddling freshmen was ripped from Yellowstone.
Speaker: Oh, what the? What the? There we go.
Speaker: What Leonard Skinner is going on in here? but the
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Notice how he didn't show us his rating before he set up this match. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. Oh, I'm overall 88, by the way. You're 88 overall.
Speaker: ri he's gonna control his character he's got it set on on super easy yeah
Speaker: Nice fucking shoes, nerd. Rock Lee, the first man out of the Rumble once it starts.
Speaker: da da data No pyro by the way i just want you to know the only one with pyro I gave was you you have no business climbing over the top rope I'll put three of them has no business stepping up onto the ring apron They have a step ladder in front the other rest the way over You can't see it.
Speaker: Yeah
Speaker: rock you guys that he get some made days guys My lactose intolerance kicked in for a second there and some nice fish you got there ray I Mean I actually don't have lactose but I did after that
Speaker: I even saved you on the frickin Yeah, I saved you on the fact that I I said you're 220 pounds and recent Yeah, that's a little off because I'm about 300. Yeah, I know. These three whole goddamn bells, okay? 200 pounds of it is his beard.
Speaker: I yeah had to work hard on that. So trying to find one with his racing stripes that went down the middle, and that was hard. Yeah. but I had to like put two beards on top of each other. little beard on beard action is what you're talking about. little beard on beard action, nothing Glick ain't used to, you know?
Speaker: Yeah. yeah good that a i did good Glick's beard's been tangled with a few other beards. How tall did you make my guy? You're 6'7". You'll see. Trust me, you'll see. 6'7".
Speaker: so 6'7", 140 pounds. You know how small that guy would be? Yeah, he's malnourished, but he's doing fine. The top title in this company.
Speaker: All right. He's about to get some calcium. He's about to get some calcium.
Speaker: God damn. That is out of control. Black lives matter. Black lives matter. Stop. Oh, he cuts it off.
Speaker: Oh, he's left out of nothing. I see the reversal button.
Speaker: Oh, man. This is like... oh You got an old mouthful right there, Glick. You got a whole mouthful. That's funny. Listen, somebody called ah call Al Sharpton.
Speaker: Jesus, Glick, put me down, bro. A second. the early quick cover. Title on the line. And he kicks out. He just... Oh shit
Speaker: rocky's got some ground getting their back against the road oh oh yeah that tweak is ni clickck as a powerhouse man what am i supposed to do just continue get of one another
Speaker: gaining some more control here pushing their opponent to the corner oh shit ah know
Speaker: Oh, you see like the bitch he is treat him like the bitch he is You didn't know he knew gymnastics did you like Spider monkey off me the top t baking ah why to get up he has no clue what's in store oh reverse it reverse it
Speaker: oh so the way You rolled out of the ring bro, whoa bitch move the ring again now Let's him Randy Orton power slam Disrespect keep him um randy orden power slam no target off fire just i on disrespect
Speaker: middle That looked like a hate crime. I felt like, yeah, it does. I'm glad you said that. You're controlling your character. You're not very good at this, buddy.
Speaker: Wait, no, I'm not
Speaker: wait no i'm not controlling anything the This is all calm. I'm watching just like you guys are. with this What the fuck was that? That was the most disrespectful wrestling movie I've ever seen. I was going say, the absolute disrespect that my character has is just tossing people around like... like he speaking The champ is here bitches You now
Speaker: and sha here pictureses okay it can do without the prime and the you gotta to wear one of your belts for the rest of the stream now quick you can't just get
Speaker: The NXT Championship. What the hell kind of wish team game is this? You really are looking at new era. Gotta work your way to the top. like all unbelievable woman many sit-ups did it take get that?
Speaker: What's that? How many sit-ups did it take to get that? About 475,000 a day. I least track after 10. Once my thingy's... I don't even know where I'm at.
Speaker: Oh, shit. What's up? What up? What up, though, dawg? What's up, Shaman? What up? Been back hanging out backstage for a little bit, you know? Thought I had a VIP ticket.
Speaker: You do have a VIP ticket. and no like He was watching himself kick my ass. It was too entertaining. I'm one with the VIP ticket. You can't ride my coattails forever.
Speaker: That's from the Lazy Jedi.
Speaker: el was ah trump you You came in right after the hate crime happened. I saw it. salt i saw it
Speaker: they like They're like, yeah. No, well, let it slide. It's the most disrespectful. He just carries him around the ring and then slings him around. Just throws him at the turnbuckle like, you fucking piece of trash. You fucked me up, dude. You fucked me up. I've never seen that move before where they just throw somebody at the turnbuckle. Like sideways. Scorpio, what's up, man? How you doing, buddy?
Speaker: That's the turnbuckle toss.
Speaker: I don't know if you saw that shaman, but I got my ass kicked, bro. ah freak this around i i don't know if you saw that shaman but i got my ass kicked bro That's why I came in. yeah I had to back you up for a I left work 45 minutes early. I might get fired, but I couldn't let this go down. I appreciate that, bro. My dude needs me. I got to go, guys. sorry My 12 kids won't get their child support this month. He just got thrown at a fucking turnbuckle for no goddamn reason. I got to go support him.
Speaker: but love that guy what up mike da guy ah lazy did you point Did you put this on our channel? No, I sure I think I didn't i didn't want hate crimes on our channel, okay?
Speaker: Emmanuel but First of all, Rock is loved on the Lazy and Shaman show. So we can't i can't broadcast that. Exactly. It would break our viewers' hearts if they saw that.
Speaker: You know what? but that would That would honestly give Glick more views. I'm part of the Nonsensical Network. I'll take an ass-kicking for that. i i think there's a warrant out for Israel, as we speak. I'll...
Speaker: Sergeant Modog, what's going on, man? Are you kidding me? Modog's in the building. Let's fucking go. What's What's up? I haven't seen Modog in a hot minute. What the hell, Modog? Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Modog is definitely going to be on, by the way, too. I remember last week. um Shaman, unfortunately, when I make your character, you're just going to be a shaman. I lost all my memories. That's fine.
Speaker: so You're just going to be a shaman. and I will put it on the show so on my show. i'll just I'm going to just comment, and then I'm going to sit back, and we're going to see who wins.
Speaker: And I guess now whoever wins gets to challenge Glick for the title. I didn't realize it was a title match. but ah Well, much like much like Brock Lesnar, I'm putting myself in that match. So if I win, nobody can. You saw that? That was crazy.
Speaker: but That's a good strategy, man. i'm beverages I'm all out. I got a whole case sitting next to me, man. But benefiting it didn't benefit him. That is the skinniest window I've ever seen. That's not a skinny window.
Speaker: Yeah, it is. It does look like a skinny window. It's a skinny ass window. Your fucking window's anorexic, bro. Yeah.
Speaker: Listen, it it took some of that... ah Fuck, I forgot the name of that shit. now Damn it.
Speaker: Never mind. We're going to load the cannon. but Yeah! Let's go, man. Mama's going to go grab me some cannon. Load it, load it, load it, load it. No! No!
Speaker: yeah Okay. That's a floppy-ass cannon. You said that's a floppy-ass cannon. That's Somebody get that man and blow it to We've got to load him up.
Speaker: One... Pause him.
Speaker: got have load em up one paha Well, I'll leave. Oh, wait. think I can get more than four in here.
Speaker: um snap Nope, i can four in here.
Speaker: Should have you got me five, but you were struggling with those. and Four for the Lord.
Speaker: I like four. What is the point of that? I don't even understand the point of that. I had you give me five to fill this up. It's like a beanstalk made of Miller Lite. What is what?
Speaker: It's like a beanstalk made of Miller Lite. No, it's ah it's ah it's a beer. It's like a giant koozie. It holds like eight regular cans, but it'll hold four 16-ounce cans.
Speaker: Oh, I like that background, Wally. But it doesn't cool them off. It's not in a cooler. It's just there. No, it's a koozie, so it keeps them cold.
Speaker: It's a giant koozie.
Speaker: Yeah. So it keeps them cold. I don't trust them. um I used it. With the weekend, I got it.
Speaker: And I said, it's so cold. Lazy has trust issues. I do. gleck Lazy's just jealous of him because it's hoiter than he is. You know what, Wally? Nobody asked you. It's also quite a bit bigger than he is.
Speaker: What?
Speaker: but you doface I this, right?
Speaker: It's Windows, I have a crazy house. Wait a minute, Wally. Wally's in the loony bin.
Speaker: Yep. Hey, say hi to my family for me. Six to eight babes. Why do you have that many babes at one time? I have two.
Speaker: Kayla's cousin, she carries around a... Crown Royal bag full of vapes. six I carry around a 9mm.
Speaker: What is that, a 9mm socket? Yeah, and also an extra 10 because you always lose those. I was going to say, the elusive one is the 10mm. That's right. You know, they sell it.
Speaker: You can buy just the 10s. There'll be like a 5-pack of 10mm.
Speaker: yeah they do yeah yeah Yeah, I've seen that.
Speaker: You smoke cold bacon today, bro? Damn. um that's That's a lot. I go through that shit in like a fucking week. And I make it all day. I get about a week, week and a half out of mine.
Speaker: but Day, bro?
Speaker: Popcorn. hope you're going I hope you're going through like a tank in a day. I mean, that makes sense. You should go through like two tanks a day. Yeah, when I use my mod, I would go through a about a tank a day. Yeah, that makes sense. But fucking fuck. The disposable vape day?
Speaker: That's like a car and a cigarette.
Speaker: Well, you missed what happened, MoDog. What just happened a few minutes ago. I'm Rock Lee's daddy. So... perfect
Speaker: Disrespect
Speaker: That's a bullshit man and my life we get pi Like disposable. I'm overall ah motion umity mix with you family
Speaker: wanted but change that right now like motion
Speaker: Hey guys, we're taking a trip to Walmart. Hope you're excited. We
Speaker: already we were already at Walmart once today. That's our Walmart. Alright, I got one badass over there. We're doing good. we're doing good. We're at Walmart.
Speaker: What up people at Walmart? Walmart. Come in please.
Speaker: Shopping with shop. we found If you're not already, subscribe to the Nonsensical Network.
Speaker: I Bluetooth. Did somebody say Walmart? Yep. There's technician. Salmon's taking over your job, buddy. Uh-oh.
Speaker: Yep.
Speaker: You dropped off. appreciate that, man. I'll have to go grab him off the porch. You're the best, Chris. We
Speaker: have a standing in order every Saturday night with a Chris Technician when he goes to the Walmart. Drops it off at the house. Man, oh, man, Wally.
Speaker: man oh man wally
Speaker: I knew it's a dinosaur humping your head right now. Don't listen to man. It looks great.
Speaker: Hey, if anybody wanted anything from you, I'd give them your opinion, Rocky. Okay. As you were saying, Rocky,
Speaker: Thank you. Thank you, Wally. I saw what you did there. Thank you. You want me to beat you down again, Rocky? You want to know what? Don't test me, bro. i don't test me bro
Speaker: That was awful, man.
Speaker: sure as hell got my ass handed to me, though, huh? That was that was pretty disrespectful. I kind of feel bad for you. i want I wish I could take that one back, buddy. Okay.
Speaker: I don't need your pity. You don't need it, but I guess he's going to give it to you anyways.
Speaker: Look, that was just that was just a test. You have to overcome achieve your you're full Sasquatchian potential, Rocky. I will reach it. You just wait. You just wait to see. I can't flip my ass out the window. Shut up.
Speaker: hands
Speaker: Let me tell you something about Wally. Wally is not running, jumping, or walking at a moderately fast pace anytime soon.
Speaker: look And neither am I. We are too old for that next year and a half.
Speaker: like i got i put it in an enough of i put it in a workout today for the next year and a half
Speaker: I should have called you, Wally. You gotta come over here and help me move these big-ass fucking dressers around. Why didn't you, dumbass? You just answered your question with that fine-so-dumbass. Oh,
Speaker: that's really white. Like like Jedi.
Speaker: Gotta get your sunglasses out. oh what it It's so bright over here. i What's going on, Daniel?
Speaker: Yeah, it's like, I don't know why it's so bright. Nobody's ever described you as bright, Glick.
Speaker: and Yeah, you know what? I think you're right. I think we have the other light on, too.
Speaker: Yeah, now I'm just flashback, Glick. Black and white. Glick noir. Glick noir.
Speaker: Trying not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot. When you're walking through the parking lot, you trip, slip, and suck a dick.
Speaker: what you when that happens when you're walking through the park you like yeah chir slip and suck a bit know Wally knows what I'm talking about. He sucked a few by accident, I guess. That's the face of a man who sucked a lot of dick by accident. That's why it's stuck that way. lot of sticky stuff.
Speaker: Mama always says, if I keep making this face, it'll freeze that way. but It's there. not That lizard is jizzing right in your ear, Wally.
Speaker: You jealous Jedi because it's not you? No. actually That is actually an actual picture one of Wally's dinosaurs.
Speaker: Don't you have one of those, Wally? Yeah. It's a bearded dragon.
Speaker: Kayla said she wants to come over to your house. that took
Speaker: She wants to see all your dinosaurs.
Speaker: Whenever. Let me know. She told you to bring them over here.
Speaker: I can bring the bearded dragons, but I'm not bringing the snakes. She's terrified. You like snakes, but you don't like dinosaurs? Dinosaurs are cool.
Speaker: and this there's a clue like a Fucking dinosaurs about to swan taunt its nuts right on Wally's face. yeah it's like... I don't think that's any better.
Speaker: don't know.
Speaker: millin
Speaker: um that's bad yeah
Speaker: Are there shorts on that I gave
Speaker: Maybe.
Speaker: I'm going to sell this kid to the circus. You can't sell this kid. Make sure you get royalties, though. Don't do like a one-time payment.
Speaker: That's important. He's going to be living down there by you Yeah, see, there was a dinosaur in the front of
Speaker: We got Dinosaur World down here. You also got the Gibson Town down there. That's where all the circus freaks live. and that' time very i want strip picture The bearded whore. Don't talk about my ex-wife like that. making more money than you, Sheldon.
Speaker: What up, Daniel? How you doing, man? Happy Saturday, buddy. That's inappropriate to honk her like that. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Speaker: seven her yeah know i year that's inappropriate to honker like that four here oh here a ah woga
Speaker: Shaman, how is your talk how was your Walmart trip? Did you talk to the greeters? which just was Actually, were no greeters. black pre See, exactly. That's what I was saying. There's no greeters.
Speaker: There was no greeters. That's crazy. that's i even fit them quote Walmart doesn't do that anymore. They don't support the old people community. Oh, gotcha.
Speaker: oh gotcha
Speaker: did did did it edit at that Speaking of clowns, I mean, hey, what's up, Chaka? What up, Chaka? What up, Chaka? I heard bearded whore.
Speaker: I was like, hey, girl, hey.
Speaker: then his wife slapped him. Stop it. I love it when you talk dirty to me, Chaka. one One gram carts. Oh, wait. Are you talking about weed vapes?
Speaker: Wait a minute. ah are donmpy Did you not fucking caps as big as tree chunks?
Speaker: These ass the points he Okay, that makes that makes way more sense that guy yep ah
Speaker: Yep That's he gets that from his dad
Speaker: Ain't no chicken legs running in this family.
Speaker: I'm the youngest. Not youngest, but not the oldest. I'm only 21. The yeah but yeah little bit the youngest. Well, not the youngest, but not the oldest. Make up your damn mind. I'm only 21.
Speaker: it wait
Speaker: um only twenty one You started that store forever 21. Forever 21. I started young. like started that star forever twenty one
Speaker: forever oneing you took it i run out
Speaker: started young ah
Speaker: Whose channel am I on? You are on our channel. For whatever reason, Chaka's on Shamans. Chaka's over here. go wait Oh, you're on Lazy's channel, that guy.
Speaker: Or Shamans channel. Or whoever's channel that is. Chaka's here. It's my channel. Chaka's on the right channel. You're on the wrong channel. But either way, if you're on the wrong channel, we appreciate you guys for supporting both of our channels.
Speaker: By the way, you guys can send super chats now. They're mine. can send super chats. Send them super chats. We have a goal, and if we hit our goal, and whoever sends the highest super chat, they can co-host on an upcoming show of their choice.
Speaker: So far, I'm the leader. can you get professor's corner can you combine super chats? Like if you do multiple, does it add up? Yeah, it adds up.
Speaker: It adds up. It adds up. Okay, I'm the lead then. Also, Wally hates everybody in the chat and he hates everybody who subscribes to our network. And he won't allow you guys to co-host on any his He's just mad that he can't jump out that window behind him.
Speaker: Yep. He's sad.
Speaker: All right, Rocky, this is better. I like this. yeah Wick, you need to get control of your network.
Speaker: What up, Chaga? Well, you know, the the crazy thing about it is, is ah I don't know. should Jedi, were you trying to share the the chat or the ah the panel link? Because you she shared the StreamYard.
Speaker: No, I haven't shared anything. Looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get a $10 discount. Yeah, right here. Click our link. I did not do that. who did why is one do that twice I mean, once is too many.
Speaker: Feeling trollish was the yeah a pinch. That's a change because usually it's a whole lot of gay
Speaker: of gay. This is what happens when you let the Lodges and Shaman multi-stream your channel. God damn Canadians. Are we multi-streaming?
Speaker: Yeah. Did you do it Salmon, did you do it?
Speaker: For now. I'm just here to hang out. I'm i'm not doing anything. Not clicking on nothing. Okay. So i'll pay the co-host on that of three or four or five maybe people.
Speaker: Also why is shaman behind like why is shaman backstage? Well, baseless people and co-ho your channel also why is shalin behind like why is shaman backstage yeah who threw shaman backstages wally did well
Speaker: shaman throw himselfbackage paul i throw myself um the kid the ability to Who could do that? Who would do that? Wally just threw Shaman at a fucking turnbuckle is what happened. I'm laying it on Lazy. You know what? I'm doing a fucking rematch. I'm not going to let that and go off. That's a bullshit, man.
Speaker: Wally was just carrying Shaman around Walmart and tossed him into a toilet paper display. He's just kidding.
Speaker: you faceless bitch ah that guy like a grizzled greek statue now ah girl you know it sh it two girl you know it's true get it right if you're gonna you're gonna say some gay right it's like i demand i i as the champ i decline your rematch
Speaker: One, two, four. Rocky declares a thumb war.
Speaker: going to change the email for the StreamYard account. ah Yeah, you got to send it to me. No, don't send it to him. That's the last person you should be sending it to me. He abuses his authority.
Speaker: Afford. Respect my authority.
Speaker: Man, pouring? I just bought these two flasks. Trying to pour alcohol into it is not fun. funnel di a final Well, don't start drinking before you start pouring.
Speaker: end up more drunk before I even open the flask. That's the problem. You got to do it sober, otherwise it doesn't work. hey yeah wish Wish Shaman, you you want to turn your camera bang on so we can see what you're talking about?
Speaker: but our po backstage Well, you can bring yourself back up. see way too wait wait Wait, wait, wait. I want i want to check something. hey Glick, can you introduce me network? Oh, look at that.
Speaker: That guy sent a super chat. Let's go. That a guy with the super chat to all eight of our viewers. Appreciate that, that guy. appreciate that that guy
Speaker: Look with the super chat now. I gotta get my I gotta eat my shit together and start making some some some swag No, shit, I've asking for fucking ah get sp except Rocky Make my own swag man Rocky better button it up again throwing Fuck up Jedi. I dare someone else say something else fuck up jet i i dare someone else say something else I'm on here.
Speaker: I'm burning this shit down. I'm going copyright our merch and then every time you come in with a new piece on Rocky, I'm going to be like, come on, Brent. God damn You can turnbuckle meat.
Speaker: That's all you
Speaker: Well, you know what, Steve? You better do your job, man. I need you to do your job. yeah rock Steve! Oh my gosh, Steve. ah Dude, it's good to see you, man. Actually, i was about to talk shit, but I just realized it's you. so it's and You can't backpedal now, Rocky. Keep going.
Speaker: I found out it was Steve and now was like, oh shit, never mind. That's not how it works on Saturdays. I did. it That's not how it works on Saturdays. Well, he has your number.
Speaker: who has Who has what? What? What? What? what what what and
Speaker: ladies and gentlemen broadcasting live breaking news give warm welcome to the newest of the newsroom and the real host of nonsensical nonsense i love when he says the real host i mean it's true
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Speaker: so shit. chocolate drop tattoo Super chat. hu Super chat in the building. Let's fucking go. You're in second place now, lazy.
Speaker: I know. was going to drop a shoot super chat, but then I got high. forget like che I was going to super chat, but then I got hot. That's what we'll do, Wally. We'll put the chat against each other and be like, oh, Jedi, you going to let Chaka out super chat you?
Speaker: Yeah, come on. lazy get with the problem and you so like it now Hey. a cheap bitch. Quit begging you whore. but We literally beg every Saturday night for people to subscribe to our Lazy Glicks OnlyFans.
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Speaker: That's where the real money's at. jedi Jedi needs his 12th house and I need to buy my twenty first job.
Speaker: And I need to buy friends. so last Also, jedi Jedi's rent is due in my beard. So if he doesn't have it paid by the 31st, he's going to be evicted.
Speaker: Yeah, he's going to get some of that crab shampoo and get rid of me. Ooh, crabby patties. that's I'm to get it from Ryan. All right, guys. Here goes nothing.
Speaker: Uh-oh. Where are we going? Let's see it. sorry Thank you, that guy, by the way. paint
Speaker: We've almost paid for our ex for the month, Wally. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Wow, that was a quiet entrance. Are you trying to get your dog all fired up? i you turning your now off fired up oh should be you were you Were you here last weekend or do you remember being here last weekend when we when when he turned the volume up on the TV and I was knocking on the on my desk and we were getting her all fired up? well um How dare you, Jacka?
Speaker: That's not ever going to happen. Not in a million years. There you go. How dare you, Jacka? That's not ever going to happen.
Speaker: She didn't
Speaker: hear it. She's
Speaker: she' scratching. she's like, yeah. Oh, I feel so good right there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. For no bongs in the building, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: 20's not controlling. Oh, are we? She's hanging out here on the nonsensical network. your and on The real house society is... How's being a dictator going for you?
Speaker: I mean, dictator.
Speaker: Well, after you stay up for the third day straight, you start to taste colors. Yeah, I know.
Speaker: What color does my tig taste like? ah What color is it
Speaker: is it? That's the real question, isn't it? That's the best way I can answer that question, Kevin. I cannot answer that.
Speaker: Sometimes. did it Did it taste like soul food or couldn't call chicken? Always two doll hairs. Oh! Oh, Rocky.
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, broadcasting live breaking news, give a warm welcome to the newest face of the newsroom and the real host of nonsensical nonsense, Rock Lee.
Speaker: um there no but Look, it's my money in here. it's it's it's It's my money going back into my wallet. I'm going to drop $500 in the Super Chat. It'll be like... What the hell? I'm your new co-host. Fanella's out.
Speaker: What the hell? That's right. It looks like Rock Lee is coming through. Looking like he's the actual... He is the man lined up for tonight, ladies gentlemen, after a defeating, defeating and utterly disappointing Lazy donated only $2 to the network. Yes, you always disappoint me.
Speaker: I just have one question for all the Vroom Vrooms. How do you get the dinosaurs to fit in those trucks? Squeeze them in there.
Speaker: Yep, Jedi knows about getting something squeezed in there. Oh, yeah. i know Well, he knows how to squeeze into your beard. Someone would say he's a champion.
Speaker: You know We all need a super chat to buy Wally a bigger window so he can jump out of it. Please do. Then I don't have to put up with the bullshit. yes oh It's all right. I'm just going to squeeze it in. Hey, just don't pop me.
Speaker: rock What are you doing back there? I'm just holding the boom mic, man. you know Just making sure everything stays on the up and up. I'm the sound guy. He's doing that so he can be like, here comes the boom.
Speaker: yeah Shaman, goddammit, you're black. There's no fucking way, bro. I can't wait to meet you person. I can't wait to meet you in person. I hope I do.
Speaker: you do See, I can wait to meet him in person. I've been delaying it for three years. I can't wait to meet him in person.
Speaker: When
Speaker: and you guys find out I'm a five foot one Asian guy, you're gonna be so pissed. Especially when you can't do math. Yeah, I get you. James, I doubt you're Asian. Oh, what'd you say to me? Not very nice.
Speaker: You're no very nice guy. Sometimes. Like a mix between LeBron James and George Lopez. they yeah like i had Tax on taxes, man.
Speaker: I i't know trump might be the only Indian person on panel. Bullshit.
Speaker: No, that is not fucking bullshit, motherfucker, okay? That is not. This is my real fucking voice. I'm in shit.
Speaker: Well, yeah, because Branson was in an accident today. It's fucking skitten, and I smell it. What do you mean? What kind of does it smell like curry? Fuck it all, mate. What are you making over there, Fidel?
Speaker: Toffee. I'm going to need it. off You said coffee or toffee? I thought he said toffee. I thought he said toffee. i am running on I am running on an hour's sleep out of the past 24. I definitely need some coffee.
Speaker: Yeah, well, you want the whole everybody on panel some coffee now. And you shit. And you shit. And you shit.
Speaker: yeah Ronda Rousey versus Gina. Johnny Bong's gets fired up when he doesn't have sleep. I'm getting aroused. We knew it. a <unk> handling sound to happen is it weird that I have a boner right now?
Speaker: It's weird that you're playing with it right now.
Speaker: Balls,
Speaker: balls, balls. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker: Careful, but Johnny might get excited even more. I am so aroused. He's not he not excited. He's aroused. okay Easy, Fidel. You know.
Speaker: They don't call a dictator for nothing. Tax on tax on tax. Tax on tax on tax. Did
Speaker: you scrape your leg on the carpet? sometimes hey oh my name leave right now who's who's got cut burn you down i don't lot them yeah my elbows are fucked hey chaa thanks again man yeah thanks for going appreciate your brother love man oh yeah taca you safe out there in them screen california yeah thanks for not stuing by our network appreciate
Speaker: perform charge Mexican Ranger. It's morphing time. It's morphing time? Hell yeah, that's what's up. What do
Speaker: what do you think this is? Johnny got to arouse. He's kissing his cat now. He wanted to play with that pussy real bad. He watched it, I swear. He's asking for Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: yeah he con
Speaker: let Let the jury decide that. Wait, I thought they said, you know, it's good when you get the pussy to the cuddly. I didn't mean that there was, I didn't know that there was a different meaning to that saying. I thought they just meant get the pussy cuddly.
Speaker: Hey, Bungs, you wearing a training bra. Hello. It's a fucking, it's a it's a tank truck. Who's that? It's his training bra, Lazy. yeah That's his kitty beater.
Speaker: Wally, you need to pay attention. That's that's a kitty beater. the Oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. The contrast. My goodness. My goodness. That's a training bra. I wonder what you think this is.
Speaker: That's a dildo. Yeah, well, it's a butt plug. A dil-ho. It's the cat for the way to my workout bench, but very imaginative. I like it. Does it have remote? You can turn up the vibrations?
Speaker: ah Sometimes, but that's kind of weird to do while you're doing bicep curls. You know, just...
Speaker: Do that again, bro. I don't think I'm going to do that one more time, bro. He's double fisting that bad boy. One of them is the photo. One of them is the negative of the photo. That's what I'm saying. The fucking contrast is crazy.
Speaker: It's amazing. that's The bar is so below. It's crazy. I'm trying to be like Johnny, man. I don't know if you want to do that. Even Johnny's like, no, cease and desist. You look at the mirror and be like, who am I?
Speaker: yeah The universe has taught me secrets that aren't meant to be known yet.
Speaker: Only a Sith deals in absolutes. So, Ross Lee is a white guy with a white, white feeder on, and Johnny's a white guy with a black, white feeder on. i know. That's what we're talking about here, Gleick. I didn't realize that. i was that was all The contrast comment was about that.
Speaker: Oh, I think I listen to you fucking people. You fucking right, you dude. ah yeah like but Keep it up and get me a rest. right You know what? You know what?
Speaker: rock Rock, handle my light work, man. You said what? Handle my light work for me, bro. Handle your light work? Who got you? Handle your light work or handle your white work? Come on, Tommy. Yeah, handle my white work, bro. Handle my white work.
Speaker: you ah You already see what happened to Rocky. Do we need to see it again? but Hang on a second. I'm fucking done. I'm going back. I'm pulling this shit up. I'm not going out like that. I'm talking too much shit. I hope I don't lose again, bro. You wait until Crack Coon comes out and then see what happens. I hope I don't lose again, man.
Speaker: Crack Coon is the Metsquatch's tag team partner, buddy. What? Crack Coon and Metsquatch. That is true, though. That is true. Look at Glick dipping into his beer condom.
Speaker: Oh, I don't have it up here anymore. Oh, damn it. I took it down. That's some bullshit. It's a beer badge. um I am so aroused. I mean, confused.
Speaker: I, too, am confused. I mean, aroused. He's confused about why he's so aroused. Why am I aroused? I'm confused that I'm aroused. It's probably my voice.
Speaker: Lazy said it turns him on, too.
Speaker: Lazy, how do you feel about that? I feel really good. Aroused.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: Lazy's a huge fan of the Shyamalanma Ding Dong. Mm-hmm. Don't tell that. Shyamalanma Ding Dong, huh? Don't tell that. You can run and sell that. Run and sell that. Oh, boy. home foot Is that an Shama, a Llama, or a Ding Dong? Which one?
Speaker: Oh, it's... Yes. yeah your own All of yeah the above. All of the above. just Just a simple answer. Yes.
Speaker: What happened was... If you know, you know. it was behind the bleachers and Anything that happens behind the bleachers didn't really happen, so we all know that. happens we know know you don't know a lot of ask Only things that in front of the bleachers count.
Speaker: can't There might have been a lot of acid. I don't remember. yeah when you're behind the bleachers, it's like being out of the country on vacation. um Exactly. Different area code, basically. So it doesn't count.
Speaker: Oh.
Speaker: That's news. Yeah, what happens behind the bleachers stays behind the bleachers. Also, I just want to throw this out there that none of us at our ages should be anywhere near bleachers, let alone behind bleachers.
Speaker: that's That's a good point, too. Because you're going to end up on a special list. And you might get to meet Chris Hansen. Just saying. I mean, you get to go to an island that seems like a lot of fun. I got to meet Chris Hansen. I don't get away tonight. So that was cool.
Speaker: so what are you doing here think got my six pack of Zima and a cheese pizza. Okay. So everybody think of the funniest joke you can to entertain the FBI agent watching this panel. I just, I just wish. and and i wish and And I hope those scumbags into him.
Speaker: But I just wish for like one guy. Oh, shit. The rematch of the century. Let's go. Oh, he's got a manager now. Oh, look at this little princess cupcake. He looks like he's going to get thrown into a motherfucking turnbuckle. Okay.
Speaker: i got to catch a predator when fishing on rockcoli let's go like mighty miles i swear god if you get thrown to a turnbuckle for a second man I'm never talking to you again. if Don't go over the No,
Speaker: that is don't let him throw you in that rope again bro the top rope is your forehead level why can you step over
Speaker: what i mean with the fucking turnbuckle again I swear to God if he tries. Oh, shit. His milkshake is going to bring all the glicks to the yard. Oh, my God. Oh, God.
Speaker: I'm going to for you, Rob. He's going milk you dry. you got Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker: You've got to fix my league, bro. Sometimes. Giant nose. I do. ah do I do. I hope your manager gets involved, and I hope my guy throws her into the 14th row. Oh, my God. The row good for that, Isn't lazy? Aim for the 16th row.
Speaker: see teabags you while she gives him hits. That would be a whole different type of show if that happens. Just let it happen. I'm not going to stop it.
Speaker: it was an i rightre and thank you a couple good
Speaker: Get in and say you want it to happen. What is this? The last time it some bullshit NXT championship? What is this? Now it's the Undisputed Championship? Brock is about to get thrown into your goddamn turnbuckle. Fuck him up, bro. Rocky's beat his stats up. He's going to control it. You know this is you know this is rigged.
Speaker: This is rigged. He's calling it rigged before it even starts. That's how his confidence is feeling, by the way. Oh
Speaker: and undisputed is the operative world ah you there will be no that all the way in my back road that in the freedom of the government mu ail going like that if you will win you think he would blurt ah the second umon ah thispe continues
Speaker: I'll tell you what, here's one I better have to be in peak physical condition to pull up. Shaman, close your eyes. Shaman, close your eyes. Don't look, buddy.
Speaker: Rocky, you're dead. Your character's gone. From the ground up. Superhuman. Nah, bro. As soon as you go to pin him, he's going to get and then and you being competitive here You're just laying there like a whore. Shut Just lay there and take it. ah Oh, you did something finally. Good He's leaving the
Speaker: peace she even word we work if i should i'm going home
Speaker: Look at that. The only thing is a cheap shot. look at that. Take that weapon and shove it up your still say it, man. The fix is in. Look at this. Look at this. Ah, look at it. He's the worst sport ever, by the way.
Speaker: i still say we had to fix this in look at this look at this ah at hu he's the worst sport ever by the way work Greg, you just can't take his beating and move on. He's so aggressive at Iceman. He's like, Wally, where's Wally at? He's like Cash, Wally. Changes the rules as it goes.
Speaker: Yeah, man. I knew him and the Cash gets along so well. Oh, man, you never go ass mouth. Come on, Glick. Oh, Jedi, come on now. i expect I mean, on special occasions like Easter, maybe. Maybe it's your birthday, too.
Speaker: ah the manager the manager You just stole your fingerprints
Speaker: yeah but here's the fear roxy's playing a and he's probably the fuck did you get a shovel Yeah, the on the screen ahusing to give up like learning pan party yeah the the controller prompts keep coming up on the screen as rocky's controlling it and he still can't wait
Speaker: I mean, got Boston Let's go. What is that? That is the grossest thing I've ever seen. are you gonna get him in the boston crab let's go yeah the walter shark of the walls of click continuing to targett the pin for the championship yeah
Speaker: what is that that is the girl yeah feel like you man keep a down Rocky, where are you going? Looking for a second? I Rocky's like, all simulation. I'm not doing it. But we can see the the controller prompt coming up on his screen. He's fucking going ape shit with the button. God damn it. Oh, he glicked out.
Speaker: I mean, kicked out. the It is unreal that this match is still going they're going correct out rid mattes he finding himself in some territory he does not want to be in I don't even know why this match is still going on because Rock stole your wallet 20 minutes ago. You don't even have the money to leave now. Oh.
Speaker: you don't even have the money to leave now oh If I wanted to leave, he stole my keys. Look how many weapons he's had to use. A shovel, a manager. yeah you he's got He's got a history of violence.
Speaker: He had to control it. What else you got hit under there, Rock? Why you keep going? How much does that bottle weigh? What is that, like a quarter pound bottle? That's a balloon. That's not even fucking anything.
Speaker: like a hanna what a do Jesus Christ. from the I put whole low yeah girl under string on that this
Speaker: he's i have yeah on since a right at I think I'd rather thrown into turnbook.
Speaker: this what the foage i got so rocky
Speaker: i think i'd rather get thrown into the turn book
Speaker: You're one-and-one. Rocky had to have a manager, weapons, and control his character to do it.
Speaker: yeah you're one in one so again rocky rocky had to have a manager weapons and control his character to do it And he feels good about it. And now he's kicking your ass after the match. Yeah.
Speaker: I love all the ref watches. Like, got to make sure they do it right. got to make he properly does it.
Speaker: Look at everybody go wild. All happy. They're all happy that it happened. Bad part is, Rocky, like I said, you're one and one, so technically it doesn't matter. You're one and one.
Speaker: Yeah, I actually want something. he knows You know that game is available to play online against each other, and I don't know if it's cross-platform, but you wouldn't have to put a complete deck against me to to compete against me. I'm embarrassed.
Speaker: It's okay. You're still the NXT champion. That's okay. You're still a clown. um um like yeah you mystery um e two k Affirmative action strikes again.
Speaker: like now that was too easy on him man we need to give them something different and we meet we need the finale of that this okay you're one to one we got we gotta to see a third one here all got god Gotta have the tiebreaker. I'm with Lazy on this.
Speaker: Got it. Do we really want to handle another massacre, though? ah mean mean We don't want to see you over there spanking it while you're watching it. so it's You can go off camera for that, Johnny Bongs. Just like Sean.
Speaker: Come out with a manager, use weapons. trouble You used the prime bottle on my ass. It's very fitting of you. That was a balloon. the match You deserved it. shoved up your ass. And you're on the one being talked about. fucking sell That's the best way to do it.
Speaker: I'm the one being talked about wanking in the crowd. Wanking in the crowd? Nobody said that, Johnny. It was hinted at. It was not hinted at. Nobody said that, bro. It was hinted at, damn it.
Speaker: Either that or I am very bad at receiving signals. Johnny's aroused, so all the blood in body is not in his brain Oh, that's funny.
Speaker: fucking It's in the little brain.
Speaker: I'm fucking. I'm fucking. I'm fucking.
Speaker: You know? Nope. Don't know, Johnny. but um yeah we don't go too You can't we do that in the ring. Just FYI. a Look, it's it's going to get fun.
Speaker: Look, look left, man. He's a sore loser, guys. Look at the fuck back here.
Speaker: He's going to put some thumbtacks in the turnbuckle where it throws you at me. So he can throw it at me later. Oh, that's funny. Holy shit.
Speaker: That is so hilarious, man. I am so happy I won that match. Holy crap. you're kind I have lost twice in a row, I could talked the rest of the night.
Speaker: Well, you had everything under the sun under the goddamn mat. You kept going under there like, yeah what I got a chainsaw under here. Chainsaw. He's like, today you're going to a chainsaw. Rocky's got a gun.
Speaker: he's like today you're going to use a chainsaw rocky's got a ah ra ah Ladies and gentlemen, MMA fight enthusiasts, are you ready? MVP MMA presents a bunch of bullshit matches with fighters that are way past their prime, live on Netflix.
Speaker: You know I like watching people fight. Pretty much. Better than watching old people fight. I'm here for it, Wally. I'm here for it. Did you guys ever watch... Hey, wait, Glick, did you guys ever watch bum fights back in the day? yeah, yeah.
Speaker: that It was wild. I'm going to bring it back, man. Fuck yeah. Oh, God. well i mean You and Rocky kind of did already. it's go and i' gonna get I'm going to get an army of bums to jump Rocky.
Speaker: Oh, my God.
Speaker: lead him down What fight's up right now? ah Junior Dos Santos and Dispatch in NA. Wait, Junior Dos Santos is on the card? Fuck yeah. You know how to pronounce that guy's last name, Wally?
Speaker: Which one? That's Fightin' Junior. just flash i don't know. He had UFC on tonight. it's ah the It's on Netflix, right? It's the MVP fight card with Rousey and stuff. It's not even UFC fights. yeah I kind of want to dip out and go watch it. Just it up on YouTube.
Speaker: Just put it on your phone. The one the one I'm interested in, really waiting to watch, is the Nate Diaz and Mike Perry, since Mike Perry's been all yeah uncle fighting knuckle fighting.
Speaker: Yeah, he's going to get it. I want to see if he's still got any MMA skills. Yeah, no, Mike Perry's better. He got the shit kicked out of him by fucking the Paul brother, though.
Speaker: Do you have lighter anyway? It's because, honestly, Harry's not really a boxer. That's the problem, crazy. He's UFC, for sure. Oh, no. He might be like a brawler, but he's not a boxer.
Speaker: No, he can brawl. but You're right, Shaman. He can brawl with the best of them, but yeah when it comes to technicality with boxing and shit, he fucking sucks. Well, there's form to keep with boxing. There's way you've got maneuver your own body.
Speaker: Well, and that's the thing I'm looking for. And it's very limiting compared to UFC. That's why mixed martial arts is the fucking best. but well And the bad part is with UFC now, because TKO took it over, it seems to be becoming a fucking joke anymore because he like Dana White's their puppet now instead of actually running the show.
Speaker: oh
Speaker: just tell me you know white don't even get to make the matches anymore he got his boss above him tells him hey this is the fight card we're putting together you either can you know the guy's that job got i got a question for you guys oh he got knocked the out oh oh you got knocked the fuck out oh shit boiler alert those got knocked out at that kind of strength It's that weak chin. He's over the hill, man. He was just there for payday. was there for a payday. That's all he was. Oh, yeah. In his payday, he was a fucking... he was one of the He was one of the best in the heavyweight division when he was in his prime, Lazy. I mean, that dude was fucking phenomenal.
Speaker: wow Dude, it's so good. Most of these guys are here for the money. Okay, I gotta rewind that. That's fucking nuts.
Speaker: I look for Francis Nguyen. Is that first round too? Yeah. that Wow. Somebody's going to retire. you He should have retired a long time ago when he got knocked out.
Speaker: You're probably making more money right here than the he did this as a heavyweight champ. He did. yeah hey nate the netflix on These Netflix events, they get paid. next we chose his the motion yeah He's getting $2.5 million just for taking this fight.
Speaker: It's promotional.
Speaker: o He couldn't even break he couldn't even break break a million dollars when he was still fighting in the UFC. Who's this dude, though? I can't pronounce the last name. I don't know who this dude is even, really. He kind of looks familiar. I don't know if he fought in the UFC or where I've seen him before.
Speaker: He used to fight over New Japan for K1. He's actually a kickboxer and shit.
Speaker: you know Yeah. not water Oh, shit. the I already know the outcome of the fight. i just ran to the beginning because I just caught... I literally i literally started watching right when fucking Dos Santos got knocked out.
Speaker: But I ran to the beginning and Dos Santos actually have to good start. That's the crazy part. Yeah. They were... think we're going stand it up. Let me ask you guys something, man. um Your opinions on the Ronda Rousey, Gina Carano fight.
Speaker: Wally, I want you to hold off for a second because they're gonna have a seat just so know you know a little bit more about the ins and outs.
Speaker: What did you say, Powder? I said Gina Carano. She's so old. Her and Ronda Rousey are both old. both old Well, Ronda Rousey, though, when she first came into the UFC, she'd fucking take people down the first 30 seconds of Ronda. Oh, my God, yeah. Until her bitch ass met Holly Holmes.
Speaker: Yeah, oh, Holly Holmes. That's out of her. Dude, that shit was no joke. But the thing is, Ronda Rousey is the whole reason that there's female UFC fighters. Wrong.
Speaker: Dana White said it himself. He's like, I was not. I'm working to talk to Ronda. Well, you said wrong. Actually, he was in talks with Gina Carraro before he even brought Rousey in.
Speaker: Because... and ra But Gina was stupid. It wasn't for Ronda Rousey. Ronda Rousey literally is the reason that he allowed it. Because he was so infatuated with her.
Speaker: Yeah, because Gina originally turned him down. but now Her last two fights by Holly Holmes... And Amanda Nunez. And she's definitely past her prime. Just like most fighters. But the thing is, she was the flagship person. She's the reason. Dana White said it a million times. that if it wasn't for under honesty, he would not have had... He did not he was not in favor of women being in the UFC. And having a women division.
Speaker: That's because Dana White's a sexist piece of shit. Probably, Sexist piece of shit, motherfucker. God damn. That was Jedi, can I ask you a question?
Speaker: How long have you been watching mixed martial arts in the UFC? Two weeks. He's pretty much an expert already. Dude, this guy looks like Cisco too. Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Speaker: He just gave him that song song. Holy shit. I've been watching yesterday.
Speaker: I love you, see. I haven't always watched it consistently because I used to go to bars to watch it and now I don't have any bars around here. But now it's on Paramount. How the fuck do you live that you have no bars?
Speaker: No, I do, but I don't have any that I go Bars. physical public back Back in my 20s is when I used to start watching. That's when I started watching it. and That was a long time ago.
Speaker: So you've been watching it for, what did you say, about 10 years? Yeah. i I stopped watching when UFC started but buying out a lot of the other... Yeah....to-fail.
Speaker: When they bought Strikeforce out? Companies. And yeah and then you've got 20 weight classes and 900 fighters. and then some through That's a good thing. You want more weight classes. That's the problem with a lot of these fucking elite fighters. yeah is you have it becomes They to cut weight so hard.
Speaker: But the thing of it is, the UFC and everything was originally stated by the Gracie's to find out who the best fighter in the world was. It didn't matter weight or anything else. Do you ever watch the early UFCs? Yeah. Dude, I've been watching it since one. That shit was so crazy. That's why how long you were watching it. There was no classes. There was no nothing. There was fucking no rules. was a tough man contest. People had shoes. Some people didn't. They fucking hoist crazy came in with his fucking ninja robes.
Speaker: God damn, that thing was a wild west. Well, I mean, he you know, you talk about like Ronda Rousey. I think if Ken Shamrock never went to, you know, the WWF back in the day, I don't think UFC would have taken off the way it did, or at least when it did.
Speaker: it was only a matter of time. But between Shamrock, Mark Coleman, Dan Severance, Don Prye, Dan Severin is actually and Mark Coleman is what put the heavyweight division on the map. And Mark Coleman is an Ohio boy.
Speaker: So he was the first true UFC champ for the heavyweight division. Yeah, but when you finally get somebody like Ken Shamrock in front of all the people that WWE will have to expose him to, you know mean?
Speaker: That brought like a lot ah lot of attention to UFC. Wally, don't forget about the dog himself. Big time Cleveland Browns stand. and He used to be the heavyweight champion. What's his name?
Speaker: He's a full-time firefighter out of Cleveland, Ohio. He's fighting out of strong style m MMA. He actually went down as the second greatest heavyweight ever behind Mark Coleman, and they were both from Ohio.
Speaker: Mark Coleman was a badass. Dude, that's why he got the nickname The Hammer. Whoa. Johnny's aroused again.
Speaker: know. Yeah, and Mioch, his last name, Miochic? Mioch. Mioch. He's a diehard Cleveland Browns fan, too. Yep.
Speaker: That is a dog right there, man. But the reason the reason the UFC went through the weight classes is because they were only stuck at the time in California.
Speaker: Montana yeah and and the Dakotas because New York kicked them out when they realized it was too violent. That's why it took them so long to get back into New York again. And Trump are such good friends because Trump was the only place that they could put on events because they called it basically human cockfighting. yep and it's I mean, boxing's okay. Fucking kickboxing is okay. But UFC, like mixed martial arts wasn't. It was kind of... In the early days, it was pretty brutal. In the early days, it was a mix of like bare knuckle and whatever the fuck.
Speaker: We used to be able to pull hair. um Yeah, they can headbutt in the front. The only thing you couldn't do is hit somebody in the nuts. Yep, that was literally one of the only ones. But you could pull their nut hair, and that was okay yeah and that was okay. And then after after that got banned and they went to the weight classes.
Speaker: Yeah, this is lot fun. Pride's starting to take over, and a lot of the fighters went over to the Japan. it's like the whole they still most the Most of the best fighters came out of Pride.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. i'm sure unless i were Unless you were roided out of Alistair Overy. They didn't give fuck about roided out of it. They didn't. It's not the wrong one, because...
Speaker: That's got it. But yeah, man, I mean, the UFC, what it was, I mean, it was. It looks like it'd be pretty good. They put it together, the Gracie family put it together like they had in Brazil where they found out who the best fighter in the world was, kind of like watching Kumite, the blood sport and shit.
Speaker: with the bill tryinger check The old UFC 2 was a tournament, so you had to fight multiple times in one night. Yeah, sometimes you'd fight four times, maybe six times. Yeah, and that's insane.
Speaker: Most ah people fight four times in a whole year, let alone one night. That's fucking insane. Actually, you guys, speaking of the Kumite and Bloodsport, RIP to Donald Gibb, a.k.a. Ray Jackson.
Speaker: Yeah, I've seen that, man. That sucked. Bro, scared me. If you would have said RIP Van Dam, I don't know what I was saying. He's getting close, dude. Honestly. He is. Don't about it. He's all right.
Speaker: ah He still looks good. He's old, but he looks good. Did you see that ah that little show he did on Amazon, I think it was? JBD? I think. Yeah. Wait.
Speaker: He played like a a spy. Oh, I thought you were saying about that. he did he did ah He did a movie on ah Amazon or whatever back, ah I don't know, it's been close to 20 years ago. it was called JCVD. And it was like, it was him playing him himself.
Speaker: And people thought like he got into this situation that people, like he had to help some people or some shit. And they thought that he was like the actual character that he played in the movies. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's what it was. I think that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker: It's been a long time since I saw it, but it was like the newest thing he came out with. Yeah, you're right, Shaman. That's what it was. Yeah, that was hilarious. I love that. Down on his luck version of himself who gets caught up in a post office hostage situation in his native Brussels.
Speaker: yeah Yeah, that was great. I love John. I love John Coddandam. He's one of my Like, you know, we all heard that same kind of era of tough guy action. And it was like Van Damme, Steven Seagal. Now you look at Steven Seagal and he's fat. What a bitch.
Speaker: Stupid. He's always, I liked him until I found out the truth about him. Give me yeah Sean Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris any day over that fucking fat bastard. Because he's actually part, of he's a fucking, he's he actually lied about a lot of his shit.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah. Surprising. Whitey wants to root for Whitey. I'm a Michael Jaa white guy. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. it's Fucking Spawn, baby. Oh, fuck yeah, man.
Speaker: yeah He's also... There's a chance he's also a rap. That guy's a legit mixed martial artist. He was. Yeah. well Yeah, he was rap. b Van Damme is too.
Speaker: Van Damme and Chuck Norris and Michael John White are are there. They're all world champion. by They're legit. Yeah, legit. But the other, the fat one we were talking about, what's his name? Steven Seagal.
Speaker: Steven Seagal can fuck. Well, and here's the thing is with Chuck Norris, the thing with him is he's actually the last person before he won his karate title was actually trained by Bruce Lee before he won See, I've not even seen what his cause of death was. Because that's why you know...
Speaker: But that's how you know the world's ending, because Chuck Norris died. did i mean, is anybody brave enough to tell him that he's dead? Because I'm not. I'm not afraid. Johnny's designated to tell him.
Speaker: We all don't care, Johnny. luck, Johnny. Good luck, Johnny Bones. I know I'm going to die easily, but not that easily, all right? Johnny's like, I don't know who this Johnny Boneson's.
Speaker: My name is James. Nope. Oh shit. Hello? got blackmail on Johnny. He can't co-host no more if he don't. Fucking bullshit. Wow, Johnny. I didn't know you worked like that, many other mails got on you? Well, I'm glad you asked.
Speaker: he can't co-host no more if he don't you got a fucking gold tip wow johnny i didn't know you worked like that bro i call in other on honeynievans yeah how many other mails you got on you what up well was do i'm glad yeah Shaman, next time you see Haas, just ask him.
Speaker: Haas will give him the list. Give you the list. Haas will give him a lot more than that. I trained him well. How much is Haas doing? He trained him well.
Speaker: okay Haas is doing all right. I give him a lot of shit, but he's doing all right. I ain't seen him in forever, man. He don't ever come around here and say hi anymore. when I think he came by last night.
Speaker: He actually came by last night, i think. Yep. Did he? Jackass. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. He came on. it He didn't even get on our channel. He was on Johnny's channel because he dual-streamed it.
Speaker: Yes. Yeah, I saw Haas earlier tonight. he's He's looking well. Let me ask you guys a question, Shaman and Jedi. Let me ask you guys a question. if i'm if i If I were to dual-stream your show onto our our thing,
Speaker: And, you know, like, <unk> it's very rare that I can be there on a Friday night just because, like, life and family and stuff like that. If I were to dual stream it onto our channel, would it end on our channel when you guys ended? Or do I have to come out? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: No, no, yeah it would end but because when we dual stream it on yours, I usually dip out for you guys. You usually pass out. don't pass out. dip out. You passed out last week.
Speaker: Just because you turned your camera off. You passed out. We all heard you snoring, bro. I didn't. No, you didn't. Because I took my thing off. yeah you strike one but know but look got a strike your but o you're not youtube moderator now watch It you might you might give rocky numbers and you might give rocky strikes but you ain't giving me strike you son of a bit already that it just happened so don't know you got do me get right a bad it already app it already happened I don't recognize them. but They don't matter.
Speaker: Oh, they do. I was talking mad shit to Jedi one night and he kept fucking writing strikes down. He can write it all he wants down and when it comes to me. I don't give a fuck. I said it, Jedi. In the words of the media... There's another one.
Speaker: You know what, Jenny Monks? Hi. Hey, Jedi. In the words of the media of Rock Johnson, you can sign them up real nice. You can turn them suns to get you sideways and shovel straight up your candy hats.
Speaker: You know what? I'm going to throw you into a goddamn turnbuckle, okay? Quick. going throw you right into turnbuckle. don't think you do, little buddy. I'm going to throw you into turnbuckle sideways. Rocky, you can fix my weight, and I want a handicap match. Oh, shit. There we go.
Speaker: but You want a handicap match? A handicap match? Oh, God. Who the fucking Dean Andler? I mean, he looks already handicapped, so he's got the strength of 10 men. We are all about to see something good. Are you putting in the room with the lunatic fringe?
Speaker: No, that's James Ottawa.
Speaker: Orlando, Florida. Uh-oh, watch out. well We got him, Florida man. I'm fucking sad. He did win the NXT championship. so What is happening now? By the way, let me just, wait, let me do this real quick.
Speaker: The God Liars. way let me just wait let me do this real quick the Bro, you just stopped putting those implants in your biceps, by the way. I know. It's like half your body weight. 300 pounds and 200 pounds are his biceps. I brought you to 300 pounds. I apologize for the way my biceps look. I had no control over that. What about the triceps? That's all steps right there, man. That's just one giant step.
Speaker: that's all seps right there man that's just one giant step
Speaker: No trying. No trying. No buying. Just set. That's a right Can't wait till they dropped the cage. Can't wait till they dropped the cage.
Speaker: he What fuck? but god go ghost freak oh This is Scream
Speaker: kala look away i can't watch his entrance i heard this one backstage turn You're wearing a scream mask and a kilt. What the fuck? What the fucking dude? He's like 150 pounds.
Speaker: Look at that. Stretching out the back. Fucking boo. Get off the fucking stage. Get off the fucking stage.
Speaker: the
Speaker: fuck it'
Speaker: You're making people notice. this Look at this motherfucker stacking the deck again like a bitch. Wait, is that the dude from Green Mile?
Speaker: we yeah here
Speaker: This is a surprise. He sleeps, and breathes. When they're not training, they're competing. When they're not competing, they're training. my my thats I swear to God, if you over the top rope. But definitely in the ring.
Speaker: Okay, he he didn't go over the top rope. He gets my respect. Yeah, yeah now we're talking. I just like to be lied to. can i Can I assault Rocky before the match?
Speaker: Assault? Oh, Did you say insult or assault? Yes. Assault. I'm going to assault his ass. Assault him. If he gets thrown sideways into a turbuckle, that's assault and an insult. he's gonna stick rock and bottom of the ground just want act like like Look at my hands.
Speaker: just just what is Is there a belt on the line like what's going on here? It's no bet on the line man
Speaker: ruy moley god damn it why is he trying to pin him it's hele a cell you gotta get out you can't pin him that's how they play That ref is in over his head. In in a Cell, you pin?
Speaker: Go space once some more Everybody's ass right now Hey, like going after moxley Everybody's gonna get some to what you want I can get it everybody Turn away from him hey you let going after moxley and i would i've talking like to everybody's saying oh rockies go get sub too but you want put your hair break can get it everybody it's so fuck my you turn away from him Oh, yeah!
Speaker: Get it, Rocky! Woo! Come on, now. Did ah did you see that black on black crime? because yeah God damn dude. Let me help you get out create a use of a table or chair so you shouldve hanked out the honiess first rock the phone sand
Speaker: Oh, shit. Where's the circus? Oh, oh, with with the butt assault on Jon Moxley. There ain't no There ain't no way. There's still a lot of gay left. There's still a lot of gay left. Did you hear that, Shaman? The announcer say that there was a lot of gay left? I heard it. That's why I repeated it. Yeah. He's like, there's a lot of gay left.
Speaker: I think they're accurate, too. I believe in it. i Oh, my God. Spilled some beer when he said that. He just nailed them in the ass, and there's a lot of gay left. space stupid Get out of my house.
Speaker: the move like that he ain't double with ghost peace sport
Speaker: These four guys are getting sweaty, but don't worry. There's a lot of gay left. They're using the sweat as lube as we speak. Oh, goodness.
Speaker: Look at the say it. Glick is dominating this whole thing. I'm absolutely fucking killing everybody. Glick's the power bottom. Glick's the That's a lot of power get off yeah i could even run into no did just get on you um
Speaker: oh my god so
Speaker: Get out of here ghost face. Take that Rocky.
Speaker: I laugh at your puny strikes, little man. Bro, Matt, the turnbuckle sideways. Let's go. I'm just like, sure. Yeah. Unigod. ah beauty man click yeah uni god going to the fuck up the He's blowing that back out quick. Watch out. Oh my God. Bye Rocky.
Speaker: Get out of way. Oh my What are you doing bro? Holy shit. he's blown that back out quick their watch out oh my dad firerocky yeah thumb game blow easy oh my god with ghost face just so you know ah shit knock ta fit what are you doing bro can help here
Speaker: Hey, you gotta admit Rocky's putting in some work here. Yes, yes. One. get them yes yeah one Oh.
Speaker: ah and and i don't believe that i don't believe that for a second
Speaker: we could believe that for ten seconds click Shut your mouth for the
Speaker: attack john arms take the hands mark ass she's great devastating to the last
Speaker: no I'll get partially off me Oh
Speaker: ah'll get marks really off me take yeah to put him away mayor
Speaker: looks at the moment a Oh
Speaker: like i was got beat my ghost face in the eyes of the not today sha not today oh still
Speaker: right to my god
Speaker: setting up ah ah mo actuallyley
Speaker: I love you, but you have to die. Nope got diff it g gluck is out really god damn it there's the in notice I took too long now he's coming now i get out of my way rocky i love you but you have to die nope but know bitch i'm the shortest one in the ring glick if you didn't notice yeah he watchs thatness
Speaker: And we're talking on our Oh
Speaker: and we um on our
Speaker: but ah you' got
Speaker: Glick is too overpowered, bro. credit so aggressive ah What are you talking about? I've been dead for the last five minutes. Just took a nap. That's all that was. we're gonna see little power nap. Rocky, you just ate shit from Ghostface.
Speaker: more than so stan is goingnna drain fast taking shots oh christian agish is still here you had some cow man forgive it oh eat it rocky eat it rocky the no ah moley saved the match
Speaker: the disrespect of the pen right there just be like sort yes
Speaker: You get it to go space get out of my ring
Speaker: the beast is awake big glick is awake and ready to oh god he's bad rocky dead
Speaker: When it's wrestling, it's all fair game. Sorry. There's no friendship. Oh, Rocky, you screwed the match. breaking that Ghostface with the same. We always like that when we're good. That's all that matters.
Speaker: and eventual short See, you're dumb, Glick. You're so focused on trying to kick my ass that you lost the match. You kicked Rocky.
Speaker: your seat ending to this fatal doorway
Speaker: Nice job. Nice job, Glick. I went to run in for the save and you kicked me. Man, you bite your nose to spite your face. He was so focused on on kicking my ass that he wasn't paying attention that he was about to lose.
Speaker: I say that's user error. That's that's where i I die on that hill.
Speaker: oh
Speaker: the eliminat team actually make go out there the e day and we out there Let's be honest. We're totally eavesdropping, by the way. Yep, pretty much. We're all being quiet. that network
Speaker: Let's be honest. I spent most of that match kicking everybody's ass. No, you didn't. You targeted me the entire match. You lost because you targeted me. Oh, my God. I was the only black guy in the match, and I was targeted. It's racism. Shut up.
Speaker: You want to talk about racism? Let's talk about Ghostface. He went whiteface. That's racist. Fair.
Speaker: We have a draw, ladies and gentlemen. That is called a draw. Oh, my God. Junior Coltrane, all time no see. Junior, how you been? oh you just play video games. I'm getting laid. thanks. Thanks, Mandy. Thanks. You know, yeah you have a real... but Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. First and foremost, Junior Coltrane, I'm gonna call bullshit because while you guys play video games, I'm getting laid. I get laid, bro.
Speaker: Real laid. That's why, yeah you're getting laid, bub. That's why you're commenting on that. Yeah, no nobody that gets laid says that. no That was like Rocky last week where he's like, my wife brought home another girl. Oh, that was fun, dude. A minute and a half later, he was like...
Speaker: and and and and and and and and and hey Lies. Lies on lies on lies, Junior Coltrane. Stop it. What's man?
Speaker: Yeah, you got pigs, bro? Video or it didn't happen. Oh, I do videos. Put it on the gram, or it's a scam. Yeah.
Speaker: Holy shit. If it ain't on the gram, it's scam. I don't know if I'm too high for this or not high enough. Yes. hold most More cannabis. More cannabis.
Speaker: I got 30 bags liquor. We're all going to gone by the end of the night.
Speaker: I wish I could be cool with you guys because I have a blue wife beater, but I got big giant mama milker titties, and I'm not going to embarrass myself by putting a wife beater on. So... but but Get a wife to lick. Actually, I have a really badass Valhalla one.
Speaker: That's for you and Valhalla, man. But also, look look look, we're monetized now. We have to behave ourselves. If I put on a wife beater, that's going to be too much. That's going to cross the YouTube lines. Yeah, too much. As long you don't show any nip, you'll be all right.
Speaker: yeahla it You like that? Yeah, yeah. You like that side boob? Because it's my That next comment.
Speaker: That comment right there is crazy. What, from Andy? From Junior. Oh. Sorry. Sorry. I do get laid, bro.
Speaker: I believe it, Junior. I believe it. But hey, hey who it's 2026. We don't kink shame here on the Nonsensical Network. If you're into a little mom-on-son action, whatever floats your boat.
Speaker: Incessant is the best. Put your cousin to the test.
Speaker: Mandy.
Speaker: Holy shit.
Speaker: Oh, now you tell me. How embarrassing. you got I got real late one time.
Speaker: It was great. And here he comes. Oh, God. Who's coming now? You're damn right. I did. I came. Right on his face. Here he goes. Here I'm going back again, man. incredibly competent court
Speaker: Championship match, guys. Come on. i do i'm a groundbreaker I'm a goddamn workhorse in this fucking company. i hope he did something to his stats. Otherwise, we won it.
Speaker: I'm out here each and every night, man.
Speaker: It was the what the
Speaker: bi
Speaker: urge you we see da
Speaker: not from cleveland oh for the love of god it was the closest thing they had to ohios me I'm going to mute that. think it's still Ohio. You didn't have Columbus on there? Usually wrestling has Columbus on there.
Speaker: I'll put Columbus. I can change it for you. Columbus is literally cle Cleveland is two hours away from me. Columbus is 45 minutes from me. Half hour, 45 minutes. Okay. I'll change it to Columbus for just for you, Glick.
Speaker: You shut your mouth, Mandy. Just so you know. You're in Wilmington? We've made some decent money tonight here on the network. Just so you know, Mandy. Mandy, we're monetized.
Speaker: second, Mio.
Speaker: Yeah, they're monetized. Give them your money. Why didn't you put your title on the line, Rocky? Yeah. oh I'm talking shit. I'm choking your ass out. I'm all right in the dirt.
Speaker: Yeah. Check. Oh, not right.
Speaker: Hate crime after hate crime.
Speaker: Goober rat. Goober rat. You're a goober rat. Yeah, we finally got monetized this on YouTube, Mandy. Super chats are available. GIFs are available. We've actually made some money tonight on the show.
Speaker: Rocky's leading the super chats. So i'm Rocky next week, if you'd like to to guest host on, the at any of the shows, you're welcome to pick the show you want to guest host on and join that show. And unless he comes in and, and, and, and beat your, and beat sure you got 12 minutes and 30 seconds to beat Rocky's super chat.
Speaker: Somebody better beat it. I'm going to take. Hey, m
Speaker: We actually pay for next month's ex-bill. We're but're trying to watch a match here and this ref is in right in front of the camera.
Speaker: oh right now right in the cocks of
Speaker: bring your ho on the go throw em at the turnbuckle ah f Pick him up like the trash he is and throw him at the turnoff. He's not white trash, though.
Speaker: Shove it back up his ass again. Uh-oh. Glick's dipped into your secret sash. under Oh, man. I look like big John Henry right there holding that sledgehammer. but get on We all know where his story turned out, though.
Speaker: Yeah, unfortunately, John Henry died beating the train. didn't make it. He didn't make it. No, but he beat the train. he he he beat the steam he beat the the He beat the steam. What was that? The steam equipment.
Speaker: Steam engine. He beat it, but he died. Mm-hmm. Yeah, they had the steam-powered spike driver, and John Henry beat it, but but he died at the end.
Speaker: Mm-hmm. Joe was right through his heart, Yep.
Speaker: Tall tales, man. Rip his bill fucking leg off. Quick. Rip his leg off. Fuck you, lazy.
Speaker: yeah Hey, Rocky, I'm back getting milk and cigarettes. I'm your daddy. You definitely came home with the milk. That's for sure. oh I just pimp slapped you not once but twice. Where's my money, bitch?
Speaker: Where's my money? Where's my money, Brian? Where's my money?
Speaker: but or Again, another pimp slap. which You're going pimp slap for pimp slap here. That's pretty impressive. I eat that shit. Oh, block. Oh, oh, oh, oh. What are they doing? deliver right Yeah, you little bitch. Hi, Mandy.
Speaker: One, two. Oh, gay. Yeah, man, he's got some fight left. This is what Saturday is. Now he's going under the ring for a bunch of shit.
Speaker: I just want to say that. I just, I had to get the trash out. i could Yeah, he learned it from you, though. He learned it from you. I learned it from you. It's like the... Oh, come on, come on, do
Speaker: Oh! That looked painful. That stung a little bit. Not going to lie. oh Oh, reversal. We got a reversal here. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Situplex.
Speaker: What else do you need under there? I'm watching this on my TV. Jesus Christ! Get the tables! Get tables! Oh, how the why turn turning. It's on fire, He's trying to burn me more, guys! What the heck is going on? He's already a crispy bar. What are you doing? What the fuck, dude?
Speaker: Dude, I just hopped on the stairs. I like how you parkour over the stairs, too. Parkour. Parkour. It's exactly right. Oh, he's getting roasted.
Speaker: Boom. That hurt.
Speaker: Ref, he's dead. I set him on fire. Go ahead and count him out.
Speaker: It's okay. The fire was put out by his face. Oh, he's about to cheat you like a steam engine. Beat the shit out of you.
Speaker: Oh, Rocky ain't going out without a fight. don Look at that. look that He did a little splash effect on him. Yeah, a little splash. was like, this bitch ass. Go ahead. I hope he catches him. Yeah, man. Do what you gotta do, bro.
Speaker: ri his leg off, Rocky. What is that? is that? That's gayest move I've ever seen in professional sports.
Speaker: Hold on. Jedi thinks this is real. Jedi's like, this is the gayest move I've ever seen in professional sports. Wait, wrestling isn't real? No, it's video game, Jedi.
Speaker: Nope. This is just your... It's all simulation, bro. It's all a simulation. Oh, he turnbuckled you quick.
Speaker: think Yeah, then I rubb rubbed his face in my armpit. Took his off. Holy shit. He can't breathe. Stump the life out of him, bro. I can't breathe.
Speaker: but I can't breathe. Shut the fuck up, Simon. You knocked yourself out of the ring, Blake, you dumb shit. You breathe, Only seconds.
Speaker: What's my name?
Speaker: for What's her name? What's my motherfucking name? Uh-oh, uh-oh, Glick, you might in trouble.
Speaker: Oh, it's pervert. Oh! Oh, my God. He bit your dick off of himself. He didn't have a pen to this.
Speaker: Rocky, let me shoot these hats again. Look at Oh, my word. He he kicked her ass, man. He's got two belts. How many?
Speaker: i got I got two belts. He's got two on it.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. How do you feel about that one, Glick? you' got to He's got a belt to hold up his belt.
Speaker: I mean... Look at Glick, man. let's just Let's give Glick a moment. He's just signing over the network key right now, Rock. Is he crying? Is he crying? He's crying. He's crying a little bit. I want to see... I just had something in my eye. I just had something in mine. Yeah, you got Rock's dick in your eye, bro. I want to see wrestler per wrestler stats is what I want to see. You want to see stats? You got the L. You got the No, no, no, no. You want to see stats. That's fine. You're higher than me. We want to see your testosterone levels during that fight, sir.
Speaker: Yeah. That's good PPEs.
Speaker: You know, like why were you I'd be so embarrassed right now. i'm alicck as Well, I mean, I would, I mean, if, if I really do it oh felt the need to let video games dictate. Here we go. i we know but In real life, if Rocky and I... Now it doesn't matter. Now it doesn't matter. When he won, it mattered. Now that he lost, it doesn't matter anymore.
Speaker: No, in all seriousness. He powerbombed you straight to hell and then pinned you, bro. what what ah In all seriousness, what I'm excited for, and I know it's going to take a while because i know what it I know what it's like to create a character and create a wrestler. It takes some time, and Rocky's doing a really good job on him.
Speaker: I can't wait to see this. thing not bi nos here bro ro You're You're overall, right? I went down, went down bro. You went down from that match. Yeah, you lost to Rock. You went way down. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm 76, bro. hol like Yeah, yeah. Rock, you adjusted the stats. Yeah, see? See? I didn't adjust it. I just turned it on. See? needed a hum community of the first...
Speaker: The first time he beat me, he had to have a manager. He had to have all the weapons. He had to have the the deck stack against me. yeah he put up a he put up a fictitious championship belt that he carries around.
Speaker: And then the second time he beat me, had to lower my stats.
Speaker: All I hear is wham, wham, wham. We'll put stop that. Yeah, that's what it sounds like to me, too. I was like, I was going to defend it. Where's the Wally character at? Where's the Wally character at? all that's right. haven't made it yet. On the bench because he's a bitch.
Speaker: Oh, man. If he gets in the into the into the the squared circle, the octagon, the cage. Nick is two seconds away from trying to jump out Wally's small window.
Speaker: yeah Well, unfortunately, neither Wally or myself. You'd get stuck so you wouldn't make it. But it'd be funny to watch. Wally, push. Wally, push. Wally, push. He's like, God damn it, look, I am pushing. but Oh,
Speaker: right oh boy. wally
Speaker: to for inclusion Oh, shit. The Francis Ngannou fight's coming up. That's the one I'm excited for. Hopefully he wins first round knock first round knockout.
Speaker: Well, there's been a lot of good first round finishes here. We're not doing very good on our picks, Wally. How do you figure? Junior lost, cross lost, and and junior lost and cross lost.
Speaker: Did I pick Junior DeSantis? Yeah. Damn it. you fall gro oh yeah To be honest, that was a good pick. you he I mean, even past his prime, you you'd think he'd be... He got knocked the fuck out, too. it he like was i seen i seen the I watched the replay of it. wasn't he was lost That was nasty. That was a brutal knockout. If it starts to bother you, tell me.
Speaker: If it starts to bother you, tell me. Okay? Wait, hey, okay, Glick. Did did you know is wild you're it you guys you guys got Francis Ngannou winning?
Speaker: Who do you got winning that fight? No, we got Francis Ngannou winning. You gotta. You gotta have him. And if he loses, I'll be fucking shocked. I don't even know the dude he's fighting, to be honest. I just know Francis Ngannou's that good. Well, technically, it was originally scheduled Francis and Junior Dos Santos, and then they switched it around.
Speaker: Oh, really? Yeah. I didn't know that. I thought Ngannou and Junior were different weight classes. Are they the same weight classes? No, they're both heavyweights. They're both heavyweights. This dude that Ngannou is fighting now was like a heavyweight.
Speaker: Well, i would like to see i would like to see John Jones versus Ngannou. John Jones has been ducking fucking Francis for years now. This is what I was... Francis Ngannou has that. and He will knock you into fucking... Well, i mean I mean, to be honest with you, Lazy, it took Stiep and Rioj a second time to beat him because Francis knocked out Stiep the first time they faced each other.
Speaker: um No, that's what I was going to ask you guys earlier. Like, these matchups, because this is a pretty good card, in all honesty. This is actually legit.
Speaker: But this like could you imagine these guys on this card in their prime? Like, this entire card. Dude, they... Junior DeSantos would have never gotten knocked out in his prime in that fight, man. He'd have been the one knocking that motherfucker out.
Speaker: Junior DeSantos was one of the bad students in the heavyweight division. DeSantos in his prime was a killer. Absolute killer. Junior would have put him to sleep. Here's a prime example. Cain Velasquez beat Brock He beat Brock Lesnar.
Speaker: And then the next fight, Junior DeSantos knocked out Cain Velasquez to become the heavyweight champion. Yeah, that was crazy. Also, let's be honest. The only reason that... Oh, no, wait. Who was Brock's first fight?
Speaker: Daniel Harry with the crazy horse. Yep. yeah cause you Remember, like, Brock... Then he got... He lost to Frank Mir with the ankle lock. Yeah, that's what I was... He went to the shit out of him the second time. Yeah, because the first fight with Frank Mir, he knocked him down, and then he, like, stepped in and made a mistake because it was an early fight. It was a rookie mistake. I'll be honest with you.
Speaker: If Frank wasn't... And the sad part is it was a two years prior to that. I still... Frank Mir's motorcycle accident changed him. yeah If he would have fought an actual prime Frank Mir, Lesnar wouldn't have only tapped. He would probably gotten knocked the fuck out by Frank Mir. Yeah, that's the thing. Frank Mir had hands back in the too. He wasn't just submission. thing he He's one of the few heavyweights that had that submission game, too. yeah It was the same thing when Brock came back after that diverticulitis. Yeah, diverticulitis. And he fought Alistair after that.
Speaker: Alistair Overeem is an absolute monster. Because he was on PEDs. But think Brock would have beat Alistair. But Alistair hit him in the stomach. And you've seen that first shot, that first kick to the stomach. Brock was not right.
Speaker: And then he hit him in the stomach. Brock was like, no. You could tell he clinched up like he was trying to protect it. And you could smell the weakness him at that point. But the sad part of that fight was a year exactly to that fight.
Speaker: Overeem finally it came out, got popped for steroids and a bunch of other... Dude, he was so roided up. His levels were off the charts. But it took a fucking a year later just because after that fight to happen.
Speaker: Yeah. Dude.
Speaker: But he had DeSantos and... Cain Velasquez, hell, they had to have a triple trilogy with those guys. because they let just talk about Let's just talk about Bobby Lashley. Maybe the greatest wrestler turned mma fighter.
Speaker: Keep dreaming, dude. Actually, in all honesty, I'm going to be 100% honest with you guys. The greatest wrestler turned MMA fighter and was great as an MMA fighter.
Speaker: And I love this guy to death. The one and only. Chicago's own CM Punk. Mr. Owen, three in the UFC. Yeah. yeah Nice.
Speaker: I've only watched a couple of highlights. that's the best And that's the best you got going from... hi like Actually, the best pro wrestler... By the way, that was... her wrestler I know.
Speaker: But the best pro wrestler to turn enemy fighter was... was um Mark Hager.
Speaker: Fucking Jake Hager. Did you see Jake Hager and and in in the in the slap shot? Dude, that was crazy. Oh my God. What he did to that man?
Speaker: and then Did you see the guy's eye socket? the way His eye was clear over by his fucking nose. Oh my god. that's do damn One time so hard he moved his fucking eye clear over his fucking next to his nose. That competition is the goofiest shit I've ever seen in my life. As far as wrestler to m MMA, WWE wrestler to m MMA. jake so Jake's undefeated.
Speaker: You've got to give props where props are Brock Lesnar is my vote. You've got to give Bobby Lashley props where props are due. but Wally, I agree 100% with you. Jake Hager, by far, the best to come from the wrestling world, sports entertainment, and go into a real fight atmosphere and and and be an all-around dominant guy.
Speaker: 8-0 as an MMA fighter. 8-0. But the thing with Lesnar was... um That's almost as good as that 0-3. The thing of it is with Lesnar, his first... such a joke and m Technically, his first front four fights, other than when Mir caught him in that ankle lock, he was fed a basically the bottom of the barrel fighters. He was fighting he won a championship from a washed-up Randy Couture yeah really didn he good shit out of him too
Speaker: He really didn't face nobody until he fucking fought Cain Velasquez and Aleister Oberlin. That's when you found out You're not wrong with that. You're not wrong at all. yeah one hundred percent yeah no you You know who I loved was Kimbo Slice. When Kimbo Slice got in there, i was like, fuck yeah. pissed me off that he lost to fucking Roy Nelson because Roy Nelson was laid on well roy eyes did He was a badass in his prime too.
Speaker: Oh, he had a chin from hell, but the thing of it was, yeah, that's my nickname. Big Country had a big right punch. He had a big overhand right punch that just crushed people. If he landed that thing, you were lights out. yeah, you were going to sleep. Well, and it's sad.
Speaker: like Mark Hunt's the only guy to ever knock out Roy Nelson, though. And he did it out in a walk-off old passion. Nelson's fights, he's either lost by decision or it was a split drawl.
Speaker: That was it until he faced Mark Hunt when Mark Hunt literally caught him with an overhand right and put him to sleep. sir That fight was crazy. Who was the other fighter that was kind of big from Roy Nelson's season on Ultimate Fighter? um There was, God, what's his name?
Speaker: I can't and think of it. He was a good one too for a while. I think he was a light heavyweight. brain else wasn I know who you're talking about. Yeah, he had actually ended up... He actually fought for the heavyweight title a couple times against Jones. Yeah. He got his ass beat by Jon Jones. But he he was actually pretty... You watch these reality shows or whatever and some of the fighters turn out to be good. i um around yeah But yeah, Roy Nelson... Kimbo... My thing with Kimbo was the man made his name on the streets.
Speaker: Yep. I love this video. Well, here's the thing, Blazy. George Gamebred Mosinov was originally found through the Kimbo Slice YouTube videos.
Speaker: He's from the streets of Miami, too. yeah And made a name for himself in the UFC. but yeah he does And that motherfucker would fight anybody. they they Actually, there's a video that they finally released.
Speaker: Kimbo's son did. He actually fought Kimbo in the streets. It was fucking crazy. As much as he's smaller than Kimbo was. And he took Kimbo the distance. They went to a draw.
Speaker: That was one of two losses Kimbo ever had. Oh, shit. The Francis and the guy in the fight is starting right now. Yep. Just started. going to watch it. Yeah, but Mazbarala, whatever his name is, he he's a he's a bad motherfucker, bro. I wouldn't want to fight him.
Speaker: i love what he's doing I love what he's doing with his organization at Game Bread Fighting, mixing m MMA and bear and street fighting together. It's pretty badass. You taking a shower or just changing a moment?
Speaker: right no That's why i took my Ghostface shirt off earlier. I was like, nope, I'm going to wear this on the show tonight. and I know i'm about to get all fucking gross and sweaty.
Speaker: I wasn't getting laid like Junior Coltrane. i your outside lights on oh i wasn't getting aid like like junior coal train I was not i was i was impressing my lady with my with my strength. is aqua moving Moving solid wooden ah dresses around with ease with my bare hands.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, let's try getting laid real. I know. like For real, for real. like Next time, going to get laid so hard, so real. I'm going to be left-handed. I'm going to sit on my right hand until I fall asleep.
Speaker: and Then I'm going to switch it up and it's going to be like for real, real late. I'm making fun of this guy in the chat. Calm down. It was like... potentially it was like trump came it came in here and said something about uh you guys are watching video games or playing video games while i'm getting laid i think we were making fun of you laid for real like in real real life real way yeah but yeah that's what we were making fun of before
Speaker: i hate men too
Speaker: comes
Speaker: They got clogged up again tonight. Tell them to call your dad next time. anything on I'm with her on that one.
Speaker: I can fix the clog. I mean, it's going to cost them. like I charge $200 an hour with a four-hour minimum, but i mean I'll fix it. Oh, my God. Peyton's going to get fired.
Speaker: but oh like on page is gonna get fired Posse, I'm going to slap the shit out of you if you have a dud rag on.
Speaker: God damn it, Posse. Wally, is that right? I'm done. Go ahead, Wally. That's sure that's your that's your boy. go ahead i'm done I'm done. Hands up. Don't shoot, Wally. He can stay off he's got the dud rag on. Bring him up, Wally. Bring him up, Wally. can't breathe.
Speaker: i can't breathe I can't breathe. oh He's like, I'm not bringing him up. Okay, I'll bring him up. Oh, my.
Speaker: That's racist. What are you doing, you white cracker? Just chilling, buddy. What up, hon? Hoss. Hoss. What up? Hoss. I that. You know you're white, right?
Speaker: Yeah, i know What up, cracker? he likes or Hoss, I like you. And I'm going to tell you this as a friend. You ain't wavy. You ain't wavy. Take it off. Put a ball cap on and turn it around backwards.
Speaker: Stop it. Stop it. Hey, stop hating on his drip. Stop hating on his drip, all right? here what's that music West Virginia most wanted. The bad part is, like ago the motherfucker had an afro bigger than most people. but Yeah, shades off.
Speaker: Yeah, because you were ashamed of it. That's why. You got seawny running i should tired of of Johnny running his fingers through. I shaved it off for a good cause. Bro, you can say that all you want, but you realize you had a curly-ass afro, and then you tried to pull off a curly-ass mullet.
Speaker: and then you shaved your beard off and then they're like i'm just going to shave my head up and be like just get it off for a good cause uh johnny ne how you just touched the wrong time's removed next door neighbor has cancer dog what's your mixtape dropping hoss get them off i awesome I love you, buddy. And if you did do it for a good cause, good on you, man.
Speaker: appreciate it. I am not allowed to shave my hair or my beard for a good cause. And I quote, fuck them kids and fuck them dogs. Your beard and hair doesn't go anywhere.
Speaker: That's okay. I'm getting rid of the Mohawk. Also, if I shave my beard and or hair, um i will be unalived. You look like a naked mole rat.
Speaker: like Nobody asked to shave your ass, man, so you're safe. Kayla said I'm not allowed to shave my beard or hair for a charity. Don't pass out drunk around me, then.
Speaker: You can be mean. You can spicy face.
Speaker: you can you mean you can you his facey face listen integrity it's quite fair face me all she wants. it still stands as if I was valid.
Speaker: as God damn. Pants has just fucked him up. I figured that was going to happen. so hey Of course.
Speaker: Damn. I'll tell you, Lazy would have been a good back to the fights. A good one between when you brought up Kimbo their prime would have been Kimbo and Tank Abbott in their Those two in front. Tank. Dude, that would have been nasty. Yeah, because Tank was like a street fighter too. so Yeah, he just didn't give a fuck. He was a brawler.
Speaker: But yeah, if you could have got those two together in there both in their primes, oh God, could you imagine in the middle of a fucking octagon, those two just throwing hands? one but hit better than one of them with there's star shot it been like that for it would have been it have been it would have been a free-for-all fight yep yep yep been just like that boom i'll tell you another one would have been good if you go look up the pride is one of don prize fight where he fought that one i think it was japanese guy that big ass yeah like seven four seven foot tall and they just stood there and
Speaker: fucking grabbed each other back of the head and just started pounding on each other. I was but
Speaker: like, Jesus. Gina Carraro is going down in the main event. Plain and simple. The only person who's going down tonight is you when you suck my balls. No, that's Kayla's job, not mine. Sorry.
Speaker: No, I'm not in that mood. You ain't getting no balls sucked tonight. I'm not getting real laid. get really incesttors And if it makes you feel better, I'm not either. I'm not even playing video games, so I'm fine. But not literally, because then I'd be getting laid for her.
Speaker: How did Nganu get AJ's cane that Logan Paul tried to sell to Pawn Stars? but why what Remember the chain that he wore when he whooped Jake paul or jank Paul's ass?
Speaker: Logan bought it. And then he then then he went and he pawned it at Pawn Stars. You know the... that real?
Speaker: Francis is wearing the chain. Yeah, I know. I was noticing that too. Anthony Joshua bought it bra vo it back and actually gave it to Francis for this... Oh, did he really?
Speaker: Okay, okay, yeah. See, I know a little bit about a little bit in the fight world. Fire, Luke, and Paul. Just don't quit your day job. but I bet he ain't going to talk shit to Anthony no more. Do you know a fight that never happened that I wanted, the super fight, would have been um GSP versus Anderson Silva?
Speaker: That would have been such a fun fight. Yeah, both in the front. That would have been... oh oh anderson you have know my lot stupidmates and it such a badass I'll tell you, that right there would have been the fight of the lifetime of the UFC, dude. Oh, i exactly. kind They missed the opportunity so hard.
Speaker: Quite. They missed it twice because GSP originally wanted it at 185 after he fought Vishne. And that was before the Weidman Silva fight where Silva broke his leg. Yep.
Speaker: that That was the end of Silva's career right there. he was Now he's kicking ass in boxing. He's three in ah east east three and one in boxing now. Please, please tell Yeah, but wasn't he a golden golden glove boxer or whatever?
Speaker: No. he was a He's actually a red belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu down in Brazil. Shout out to you. It's like the highest you could ever get as- I know.
Speaker: Yeah, and he's the highest. yeah No, but i thought Anderson Silva actually competed in boxing tournaments before. Nope. He probably did. He probably did. But he didn't he didn't he didn't get like, he wasn't either, he wasn't a gold glove or anything like that. Yeah, he's done he's done the boxing before. You got it. You got Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: That's the thing. It's not like he's any slouch at it, but he's not like bowling gloves.
Speaker: But yeah, I mean, it it'd be cool to... got bronze gloves Yeah, pretty much. he got But yeah, it would if they... UFC, the payday that everybody could have got on that GSP-Anderson Silva prime fight... Dude, it would have been... Prime time. they in a It would have broke record books, man. I mean, honestly. 100%.
Speaker: Because when they were talking about that super fight too, they were both in their prime. They were both champions. they're both ye and They It was one he wasn't like one was past the prime and we would need to see it. No, it was like they're both at the height of their career. That would have so great.
Speaker: Their weight classes weren't even that far apart where that they could have done the, what they call that one? They were 15 pounds. They could have done yeah yeah catch weight. They could have easily. The catch weight. that There we go. that' could They something like that because silva was one eighty five gsp was actually cutting from two hundred and ten pounds down to the one seventy qua class And to be honest, it's crazy because the fighters that cut the most weight, they that's where they get fucked up to. That weight cut is so detrimental to their ability.
Speaker: I had a good buddy, Lazy. he He'd walk around weight like 180, 185, and he'd be cutting, trying to cut down to 155, 145 the fight. That's crazy. That's well that's before alex Ohio changed the rules now.
Speaker: where Alex Pereira, he was middleweight for a while because he fought... Yep. What's his name? Fucking... what's his name fucking style bender and then you know then he went up to light heavyweight and now he's gonna go up to heavyweight like that's crazy that's but just like the right to just have strickland and cheese or whatever the fuck his name is amish boy yeah strickland just won his belt back too that was pretty cool well the thing of it was that guy struggled with his weight cut because he walks around like 230 240
Speaker: And he even admitted coming up to the fight he wanted fight 205 or higher. So, I mean, it was one of those deals that I get. I mean, I've been around the weight cuts where It's hard to get rehydrated when you're dropping 40, 50 pounds.
Speaker: for Exactly. Exactly. And they're already lean as fuck. So it's like that. They don't got a lot. It's not like they're, they're cutting muscle mass and fucking water weight. That's all it is. The water weight, what it ends up happening is, is once the water weight's gone, it starts taking what little remaining reserves of body fat that's there with your muscles find this fucking piece of it stayed with it like starts uh start shrinking your muscles down because it's roll um exactly exactly so your muscles are all tight you you can't even get loose you know what i mean it's so detrimental a lot of faith you you want to be the biggest you could possibly be for and that's why they just looked up at the tv screen why is this fucking piece of shit jake paul standing in a cage
Speaker: Because it's actually he's part owner and MVP. Unfortunately, he's asking the owner. oh what what is it best I do next and got to punch him right in goddamn throat. Dude, he's been calling. That's right. You help pay for Jake Paul's shenanigans, basically.
Speaker: I'm not paying for anything. but I'm paying for Netflix. certainly and Yep. There you go. And Netflix is paying Jake Paul. Yeah, exactly. But no, the thing of it is, Jake Paul's been actually calling Francis out since he was in the UFC.
Speaker: Sorry, go back. I'm sorry, guys. Well, I'm just jealous because I'm not, I don't pay for Netflix and I can't watch the fight right now, okay? You want my Netflix login? But my yeah my thing is, Jake Paul, after what Anthony Joshua did to him, he has no business stepping in a ring or a cage.
Speaker: He has nothing to give anybody. He's ah he's done. When Anthony Joshua knocked his ass out and broke his jaw in two places, there is nothing left. that that You mean was one with one punch? Remind me, that was one one nice punch. Yep.
Speaker: He didn't beat on him all night or anything. That was one nice punch. And it was clean from a true heavyweight. Right, oh, it's such a green right cross a trip so a True gentleman would have beat him off all night. I'm just saying yeah definitely listen listen We all we all wanted him to beat him up more but apparently At any time if he would have hit him hard that would have happened so I did not get i did pay eight dollars a month on for Netflix
Speaker: to watch and to to watch him beat him off for five minutes. I paid $10 to watch him beat him off all night. Oh, no, you got to pay for the 4K, bro. What are you doing? the about What are you doing? You're watching Netflix and 720? For real?
Speaker: that me outside you watching netflix this seven twenty barru No, I'm not watching it in 720. I got full 1080. Holy shit. We got Samurai.
Speaker: The bad part of it is... 1080p or 1080i? I wish Tyson wouldn't have took a dive. Tyson would have done that. That broke my heart. Oh, my God. He would have. Oh, my God. Tyson should have fucking tore him up. What the fuck? The clue in that fight was when Tyson in the first round had him with that overhand left and he started biting his glove, you knew it was a fixed fight because Tyson never bit his glove.
Speaker: this Ever. Ever. He went in the real mode. Yeah. In months leading up to it, Tyson's training videos, he looked like he was in shape. He looked like a monster. Yeah, he looked like old Tyson.
Speaker: But the Anthony and Joshua fight through, Jake Paul's a fucking fake. He got exposed and fucking broke for it. Well, technically...
Speaker: Tommy Fury proved him wrong proved them wrong, but he didn't dominate him or break his jaw or knock him out like Anthony Joshua did. But that proved Jake Paul is a fucking kid. I've been watching YouTube.
Speaker: I fucking... ye this one and i was I'm sorry, I don't care what Logan Paul says. Anthony Joshua would do the same fucking thing he did to his brother. I would love it if he fought. I would love it he shot Logan Paul. Imagine you got to break both of the brothers, y'all. You got to get the pair.
Speaker: break bull Yeah, break both of fucking dog, man. This time, break is fucking pretty fake. Exactly a week later after that fight, Joshua lost his trainer, his coach, and everything in the car when they got back home. In Africa or wherever. In Africa. Exactly a week after the fight. you Yep, that was pretty messed up.
Speaker: Yeah, and you know, there's ah there's there's like a little curse about people that beat Jake Paul. Bad things happen to them right after. and But what happened to AJ after he beat? Nobody's beat Jake.
Speaker: Oh, no. there he is ah Tyson Fury's brother did. Yeah, Tommy beat him. The bad part is is Tommy beat him by a decision. Nobody did anything like until Joshua fucking beat his ass with that punch.
Speaker: Joshua beat him like a fucking whore that owed him money. like But he said, out I'm going to break him. I'm going to break him. I broke him. And he did. and he literally he broke him in two places on his jaw.
Speaker: He said, I'm going to break his
Speaker: And he said when he sees that fight's out of him and that he's begging for him to end the fight, that's what he was going to do. It's sad it took him as long as it did, but I mean, I'm glad he did it. That's the thing.
Speaker: You apologize for that. But what's sad is, is fucking Tyson Fury gets on over there in Europe and shit starts running his mouth. I want Anthony Joshua next. Oh, shit. What's John Jones saying? and John Jones being interviewed.
Speaker: Yeah, that was dumb. Yeah, Jon Jones is trying to suck off MVP and and Jake Paul and all them now because he got kicked out of the UFC. so He's trying to go where the payday is now.
Speaker: Fucking drug addicts. Yeah, you fucking drug addicts.
Speaker: He likes to do hit and runs too while snorting a line of coke in the process. Fucking drug addicts. I used to have respect for him until that bullshit, the hit and run, and then they found cocaine in his car after it, too.
Speaker: Yeah. No, dude, that was one of the funniest things ever when he was talking shit with, um what's his name, the other heavyweight? um He's an announcer now with Rogan on UFC. Daniel Corbett.
Speaker: Daniel Corrient. Thank you. I could not think of the name. He's like, dude, I beat you when I was on cocaine. That's how I was super fucked up and I still beat you. like inner du That is the funniest trash talk you can do. And the bad part is evil there those two have been better rivals since John came in. They got in fights so off like at promotional events for their fight. They got in legit fight.
Speaker: and That is the most love-hate relationship you've ever you'll ever see in the UFC history. Oh, for sure.
Speaker: Anybody that's going against Conor McGregor hates him, too, because he's the biggest shit talker, too. Conor McGregor is the biggest fucker. The sad part is that motherfucker took off his seat and he got paid.
Speaker: As much as I didn't like him, and man the man performed when he needed to, unlike Jake Paul. He came from here. Yeah, yeah. but Okay, so you know when Conor McGregor broke his leg? He laid there on the ground with broken leg, sat there against the cage with a broken leg said, your wife slipped into my DMs. He's talking shit with a broken leg.
Speaker: crazy hear beginning of That's the level of crazy that motherfucker was. Yeah, he's... ah he entered back into the uh testing pool for the ufc that's been doing that now for going on six years and he'll never fight again i don't give a what he says he wanted to be a house guard but well that's gonna be crazy to too yeah they could have put some better fights on that yeah i completely agree i was like what that's the white house card because dana white says good this card and it's not because it's because uh
Speaker: Honestly, Gregor couldn't have agree to the amount of money the table because they wanted to put him in Michael Chandler. Conor McGregor should be on there. You should have jones John Jones because he wanted to come back for that fight. all your can shout and john jones It should have been John Jones and Alexa Perra. This morning. up Tom Aspinall, he's a crybaby like Jake Paul and Logan Paul. Oh my god, my eyeball.
Speaker: He had to have surgery on his eyes several times. You know the sad part, Lazy? Watch where he gets poked. He got poked at the side of his eye socket, not in the eye. Dude, I saw, dude, I watched it in slow motion. That looked fucked up. It was like knuckle deep in his eye socket. Yeah, but he's another one that's trying because he's too clear. He's been cleared for six months after surgery, and he still don't want to fight. force leaves before Because he wants to get... I'm not, you might be right to a degree, but I don't think the eye poke thing was just him bitching out. I think there was legit damage done.
Speaker: Well, my thing is they had a remedy for the glove situation. You remember watching Strike Force? They had it where it literally like damn near covered the fingers.
Speaker: All you had was like It's like a wet glove almost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. they they they have But it costs too much money, so they don't want to do it. It's not like the UFC can't afford it with TKO. Because they have to buy the patent for it to do it. They can't just... i don't know. It's something stupid with money. But actually the thing is, you're right. they I probably just...
Speaker: Yeah, they do. They do own Strikeforce. But you know, but the invented the gloves or whatever. Oh, yeah. there's a whole There's a whole thing with the patent with it, and they didn't want to have to pay for it. but So they're just like, fuck it. but It's so stupid because... Strikeforce and Pride all use those style gloves. USC is the only ones that use...
Speaker: Just the knuckle cover pads, as I call them. That's such a problem, too. Because that that ruins so many good fights. There's been so many good fights that have been fucked up with I, folks.
Speaker: I actually, a local pro MMA fighter went over and fought for one fighting championship, right, Lazy? yeah It's over in Japan.
Speaker: I had a buddy that's local to me. lost on one of their cards due to an eye poke and he had his eye removed because it was that bad. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: know let's get Hey guys, I gotta head out. I gotta go to bed. See you, Shaman. Thanks for jumping on, buddy. most pleasure Thanks for having me, guys. Always. Have a good day tomorrow.
Speaker: have a good day tomorrow I'm going to try. That's all you can do. He's going to have a terrible day because he doesn't have a face. Get out there and face the day, Shaman. I love you too, Greg.
Speaker: Okay. i feel better. alright All well. All is well. just remember take it in the cheek well
Speaker: taking the goddamn don't like this fucker. Oh my god. Johnny... Hey, there's Johnny back. It's not his chair. What's happening, them bud? I brought the chair back. This fuck's sick. Don't even run your mouth.
Speaker: Don't even run your mouth, mister. Disappear for four hours. Motherfuck... Uh-oh. We got a lover's quarrel on our hands. I didn't slap you two.
Speaker: It's 20 hours because of you. Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, may I? May I, Johnny? Yes. You shut your slut mouth. Thank You don't ever take down the chair of Johnny Bongs because the chair is more famous than Johnny will ever be.
Speaker: yeah how you acknowledge just put down Johnny all the way ah yeah jony that's Johnny that's your co-host buddy i mean oh you Hey Johnny will you quit getting in the chair's way it's trying to shine here I am so aroused right now fire What? No. Don't worry, Johnny. Your guys' is new co-host on Monday night will be Rock Lee because he's the biggest super chatter of the night. Do you remember when Ronda Rousey used to be hot? You need to care. used to be. yeah look at her now and there Those days are over. Ronda Rousey, shut your fucking mouth, you foul, disgusting human being.
Speaker: but She's going to end up winning. It's all game over tonight. Hey, look, look. look I'm Ronda Rousey.
Speaker: Hey, look, I'm Glick. I'm Glick. Oops, hi, guys. wo john Johnny's Rhonda Arousedy. You're game-skipping. I'm Wally. Tapped out like little... Yeah,
Speaker: yeah you did, didn't you? There's a lot of lover squirrels going on tonight. Get out. Wally and anybody watching, anybody listening,
Speaker: You guys got to agree with me. Gina's definitely way better looking of the two. Also, when this fight is over and she puts those 20, 30, 40 pounds that she lost to go kick Ronda Rousey's ass back on, Gina's thick as fuck.
Speaker: You know did you i notice how Jake Paul looks like he's all tweaked out all the time? He's on painkillers, man. He's got have something to numb that jaw. Jake Paul has aches. Jake Paul has eight.
Speaker: No, actually, leading up to this whole fight ordeal, Glick, Gina Carraro did an interview on TMZ. I just watched it today. She lost 120 pounds to make this weight for the fucking person. There is no way. That's a whole ass person. What do you mean? How fat was she? the Fucking way that Gina was. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: She was worried how much she almost 120 pounds she dropped in and eight months. Okay, I already think she's going to lose just knowing that. There's no way you're going to get in fighting shape. and Oh, you see her weigh-in. She looked fucking phenomenal. Like she wasn't fast like most of them.
Speaker: Cheers, you bastard. I got find this, You're telling me she was pounds?
Speaker: Yeah. Muscle does weigh more than fat. I told you she was fucking is huge. That's so huge. And the thing of it is, is what it is, is she leaned out. Especially on a female frame.
Speaker: She's 30 pounds. That puts her at 30 to 40 pounds less than what I weigh. Because she weighed in. And he's a goddamn Sasquatch. She weighed in last night. 142 a when she tipped the scales for this 145 fight.
Speaker: one forty two and a half when she tipped the scales for this one forty five point she was a she i watched I watched the weigh-ins. Rhonda was 142 and Gina was 141.
Speaker: So yeah, she lost more than what she did. But she all she did is to excess body fat and put the rest of the muscle back where she was. yeah crossley in air She's in her fighting shape from when she used to fight.
Speaker: Yeah, but how long ago was it when she fought? too I don't know that much about her. 50 goddamn pounds in Deadpool? I thought it was a long time. It's been almost twenty years Yeah, I think she's going to get her ass beat if she was that fat and then had to get fat. My thing is you watch Rousey and learn little training videos that she was doing on her YouTube channel.
Speaker: Dude, Rousey's got... The only way she's going to win, and even though I picked Rousey, is because of her ground game. Because she's a judo expert. yeah She's so good with her ground game.
Speaker: But she stands. She stands. She's fucked again like she was against the Nunez and Hall of Fame. She knocked a couple of people out back in her prime. Like, she she does have the ability to do it but she is her her ground her stand-up game is not very strong.
Speaker: Yeah, I lost all respect for Rousey after she got knocked the fuck out by Holly Holmes. Why? Holly Holmes was a badass.
Speaker: i watched that I watched that fight. I've seen her get kicked in the face, and she was sleeping. She got kicked in the next year. but The thing is, though, that i don't if if if that was like a terrible fighter that she lost to, then I'd get that, but that was a good fighter.
Speaker: That was one of the coming off of one of the greatest boxers in the women's division at 135. Yeah, yeah. so You can't can't lose respect for somebody for losing to another fighter. that like If Ronda Rousey could have got it to the ground, she would have won, but she couldn't. you know i mean Because Holly Holmes, though with her between her boxing and kickboxing that she's done over the years, she knew what she had to do. bro Fire, how'd she go?
Speaker: Oh, shit. I forgot Nate Diaz is on this card tonight, too, because they're showing his fight with Jake Paul. I wanted to see Aspinall fight Bones Jones.
Speaker: Fuck yeah. That's what we were talking about a little bit ago. Yeah. Sad part of it is Jones would have probably killed Tom Aspinall. I don't think so, too. I completely think so.
Speaker: The thing of fight that Jon Jones needed was the Francis fight. Jon Jones ran from him. that Exactly. That's the thing. Jon Jones does not take fights on short notice. He has to be super prepared. But the thing Jon Jones has proven he's one of the pound-for-pound best in that segment. Oh, yeah, he is.
Speaker: um Steve, the Canadian team.
Speaker: I got to tell you, bro, Ronda Rousey wants no business with standing up with Gina Carano. It's going to go to the ground. It's going to go. She's going to attempt. If she can't get her there, she's done.
Speaker: that's that's her that's um that's her with yeah you move That's the thing. That's her one and only move for the most part. If she can't get it to the ground, she's done. If she can get it there, she's going to win. It's an all or nothing strategy.
Speaker: I'll be honest. That's the only way Rousey's going to win, and that's the reason I picked her. It's because every fight other than the Holmes fight and the Nunez fight, it was always to the ground.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Again, she she's all or nothing for her strategy. If her strategy doesn't work out and she has stand, she's going to get fucking crushed. But like Glick was saying, all Gina Caron's got to do is touch her one time with a solid jab to the chin, and Rousey's going to buckle because she does not like getting hit on the stand-up game.
Speaker: That's just the God's honest truth. She's got the meanest stare down, though, for chick. like She's got that super bitch face. Like, I'm fucking eat your kidneys. um Okay, Wally.
Speaker: Okay, Wally. You know, I had to fact check, too, because that's crazy. ah Gina lost 100 pounds to prepare for her fight against Ronda Rousey to weigh in at 141.4 pounds. Jesus, that's a lot of weight.
Speaker: I had no idea. a But the bad part is it's not. Even for a dude, that's a lot of weight. Even for like a heavyweight dude. that ask cause you know Even the heavyweight division has limit at 260-something, like 265.
Speaker: 206 to 265 is heavyweight division.
Speaker: 205 is light heavyweight. But I'm just saying, even though the heavyweight division tops out at 265 is the heaviest you can be. And so there's heavyweights have to cut weight to be a heavyweight, which is kind crazy to me, too. Heavyweight should be for the biggest fat fucks that want to punch you. My two fights I had, Shaman, Lazy,
Speaker: I was fighting super heavyweight because I was around 280 mark when I had my two. When it came to weigh-ins... In the women's division? No, 145 featherweight.
Speaker: That's where she fought? Yeah. When she lost Chris Cyborg at 145 in Strikeforce. it took her It took her almost two years to make the one... It took her 20 months to make the I'm trying.
Speaker: But the thing is, so that means she was walking around at a male heavyweight level. Yeah. And then she had to lose a whole fucking fourth grader. Basically lost a huge Jedi.
Speaker: and No, it's crazy, though. That much weight loss, too, I just feel like she's already at a disadvantage. off yeah We were just talking about him earlier.
Speaker: Look at ah Alex. The motherfucker naturally pera naturally walks around at heavyweight. 230. He's usually like his natural walking around is probably around 230, I think, if I remember right.
Speaker: But in you know he cut down to 185 to go to a fucking middleweight. um But even just – you always want to cut as far as your body can do it for some reason. They think that's going to be an advantage. But you see these guys get gassed out so quick because they have – Oh, yeah. nope you know They're rehydrating right before the fight, and they're just out of it. They're fucking mentally out of it. They're physically out of it. Especially when you watch the weigh-ins. You get guys – generous stumble and I actually had a clip of one guy. He he went to the weigh-in and then he walked away, took like three steps and just collapsed. that not he yeah dehydrated Because guys at 155. And they got to fight the next day. weigh-in is like the day before. So it's like the next day you're going to be ready, fight ready when you can't even fucking walk off the stage. founded That's always how it's been.
Speaker: Insane. I just want to address Steve the Canadian. Ronda Rousey does not look like a man. She looks like a 2x4 and she definitely doesn't hit like a man. No, she does not hit like a man.
Speaker: I'll be going straight with that. Ronda Rousey, her entire career has been made up of the jiu-jitsu and the ground game. Do you guys remember that movie be Entourage?
Speaker: Yes. it was yeah yeah When she fought Turtle and there she told Turtle she... ye yep If you beat me, I'll fuck you or something like that. That was what was. She was like, you last... She snapped his fucking arm. What did she do to Turtle? What did she do to Turtle? She took him to the ground. Entourage was such a good show. going to have to revisit that one one of these days.
Speaker: but yeah You got guys cutting naturally down to 155, 170. Now they've got it across the board. All the commissions... down to one fifty five one seventy like but now they've got it across the board all the commissions they They want you to cut no less than 20 pounds for your weight class now.
Speaker: Wally, you got to. I think that that that is the best thing for the sport, really. you don't you don' get in You don't have to get into my weight class for me to tap you out, you big bitch. but you He's getting a little sexy up in here.
Speaker: well you dont want i'll bob i way you know you got a zombie land gotta to double tap it i told you name time and place um come on well you know we went we went your nose to my chest my nose to your your top of your head one time guys want to ask how we get it you and wall yeah wall you that wally was on
Speaker: i watch smokeliing i'm just kidding molly and iint never had no beef. It was like one time. it was like one time in our entire friendship, Wally and I had beef. Johnny Bungs, what are you doing? Yeah, Corey, whatever.
Speaker: and yeah my thing with food We broke garage. Now fuck this guy. Fuck this guy. Fuck you, Corey.
Speaker: i Bory, what up? Good to see you. Oh, shit. Wait.
Speaker: wait not crazy Wally, who who do you got on this one? Nate Diaz or Mike Perry? I got to go Nate Diaz. Diaz, but the thing of it is Perry will beat him on his feet. Diaz, I don't think, can stand and bang with him anymore.
Speaker: We'll see. This is going to be a good fight. He's lost a lot of his edge. I think i think Diaz back in his prime again, I would always i will never vote against him. The sad part is that Diaz back in the day were some the best boxers in MMA.
Speaker: Yeah. i mean This one's kind of a toss-up to me because Rick Perry, he's a fucking banger. you He'll knock oh yeah he'll throw me eyes yeah i'll knock your nose out your asshole.
Speaker: At least I was hauling brush and everything instead of using a tractor to fucking move it. And especially, too, because he he lost in one of the pay-per-view things recently. I think that makes him a little bit hungrier. I don't think he's given up. I think that yeah he wants to come back and get win.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Well, ever he hasn't fought since the Jake Paul fight. Yeah, the Jake Paul one. yeah you yeah but I think that's kind of embarrassing enough to where he wants to redeem himself. I think he's got more on it than...
Speaker: Yeah, but the bad part is is he's going up against one of the baddest, basically, bare-knuckle fighters there is now in Mike Perry. So he's going to have to use his jiu-jitsu to beat him. Mike Perry is the one I actually think is wanting it for.
Speaker: Yeah, because he got knocked out by Jake Paul. Yeah, because he got knocked out by Jake Paul. And I don't think anybody wants to be that. that That's your last big fight is getting knocked out by a piece of shit. why should i just especially when you claim you're the baddest motherfucker in bare knuckle fighting and you get knocked out by Jake Paul. To me, this is the biggest toss-up that I can't predict which way it's going to go.
Speaker: I got Diaz in this one because if it goes to the ground, Diaz is going to... I always go for Diaz. I will always bet for Diaz, but he is so brain dead. But he's so fucking funny too.
Speaker: Where's the We Broke Garage? Where's the We Broke Garage? Where you at? Oh, shit.
Speaker: Good evening. You're ducking and dodging. You're bombing and weaving. yes thing with my peer too I think he's more explosive than then Diaz will be. you i mean like He's going to come at you hard.
Speaker: democracy aha you just He's just he fuck mean bruiser in a Diaz is going to fucking clown you. He's going to hit you. He's going to do other... He'll do the stocks and slap.
Speaker: He'll do the stocks and slap. Just slap, walk away, and point at you and fucking be like, bitch. hu yeah I just think Mike Perry's going lot more aggressive. ah yeah hey don't put it Don't put his correction up there. Don't you put his correction up there. He fucked up and now we're going to leave it up there for everybody to see.
Speaker: You fucked up. You fucked up. ah love this guy i love this we talk so much shit to each other but i love this dude hello all all what come here on the panel let's see that let's see that sexy ass you think uh lebron's gonna retire or you think he's gonna go back to cleveland yeah i don't care as long as bronn finds a grave and digs a hole and buries himself.
Speaker: Fuck LeBron James. I got to tell you something, man. and tell you Wally, speaking on the basketball thing, man, first and foremost, Cleveland Cavaliers? Yes. Why are you going game seven with the Detroit Pistons?
Speaker: They shouldn't have. No, they didn't they should have been swept by the Detroit Pistons, bro. Shout out to the Cleveland Cavaliers. Shout out to Mitchell and Harden and all the guys.
Speaker: Man, let's go. Game seven in Detroit tomorrow. Let's go. If you lose, it's okay. If you win, you win. Let's fucking go. But um I've been watching a lot of, like, Shaq's been rolling up in the YouTube a lot lately.
Speaker: And I love Shaq. I love Shaquille O'Neal. I always have. Always been a fan of him. But there's these reels that come up, and it's like LeBron versus Shaq.
Speaker: And what it is is LeBron James with the fans and Shaq with fans and stuff like that. And le LeBron James is a fucking piece of shit. He is. He always has been. yeah he treats He treats fans like fucking garbage.
Speaker: And Shaq, I love Shaq. Hey, Johnny. Hmm? This is Dick Fiddle. Put them guns away. Look, Rock Lee was here earlier. He's beating on black women, and Johnny's now here, and Johnny's beating on black women.
Speaker: What? we We had a whole episode Cops earlier when Rock Lee and Fidel Bongs was here. You, Goober, I see what you did there, Click. Now Hoss is here, and now the trifecta of cops has been completed.
Speaker: The trailer park is popping tonight. Yeah, we three in here sleeveless shirts and all. Keep looking at me like that, Hoss. Private pile. I'll make you tap out, too.
Speaker: You big bitch. You look like I got some free. Hang on second. Get out of here, Johnny. All the way Haas is going to make me tap out is from laughing. You got to nut tap.
Speaker: nations you got get a nut tap okay Careful, Blake. He might tap in your asshole a few times he's done. I know. I'm guarding. I got the whole regard the whole time, man.
Speaker: um but' this life Between him and Johnny, they're going to try to make a Glick sandwich, so you better watch it. I'm like Shakira. My hips don't lie. du down du is it true that the Browns got Jefferson?
Speaker: Ain't no brown eye for you, Haas. What's that, Haas? Did the Browns get Justin Jefferson? Man, if you believe all the hype you read online, you need to watch this.
Speaker: Wait a minute. Is Justin Jefferson leaving the Vikings? I seen something about him being like a free agent or something. And then that he was meeting with the Browns.
Speaker: Oh my God. no Could you imagine that? The Browns picked up Casey Conception. What a weird name.
Speaker: um You know what? you know Wally, wally i got I'll say it. I'll say it. And I know you're going to be mad at me for saying this. What? You're gay?
Speaker: I know. I know. I'm going to be mad at myself for saying this. Hold
Speaker: on second. What a roster. me look at this roster right quick. We got Shadork Sanders at QB. this how i know We have Jamari Thrash, wide receiver, Cedric Tillman, Jerry Judy.
Speaker: Where's those? where um Casey Conception. And ah where's the draft class? Hold on a second. Browns 2026. Pittsburgh should have picked round twenty twenty six pittsburgh pittsburgh should have picked a like dick for yeah Nobody cares about Pittsburgh because Pittsburgh's doing some stupid shit with fucking Aaron Rodgers and everybody who's an NFL fan is fucking over this Aaron Rodgers bullshit every goddamn year since he left the Green Bay Packers. He holds an NFL team and the NFL hostage. Nobody gives a fuck Aaron Rodgers. You're not Brett Favre. You're not Dan Marino. You're not Tom Brady. You're not Steve Young.
Speaker: you're You're not that guy, bro. Stop it. Stop it. I don't care about that old fucker. Wally, Cleveland Browns. Your opinion as a Cleveland Browns fan.
Speaker: ah The Fano brothers.
Speaker: They stay healthy and everything else. That's going to be a but a great addition to this. the i like I like the Fano brothers out of Utah, bro. um Casey Conception, wide receiver out of Texas A&M.
Speaker: Monster. Denzel Boston, wide and receiver out of on out of Washington. my thing is My thing is with it, Glick, though, is... is They're going to get through training camp. Are they going to fucking get rid of them like they've done with so many other good talent that Cleveland's had since they've come back? Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Justin Jefferson, Cleveland Browns. The Cleveland Browns did draft in the fifth round.
Speaker: um A linebacker. A linebacker, Justin Jefferson, not wide receiver from the Minnesota Vikings. Yeah, i was going to say the Minnesota Vikings, Justin Jefferson, he signed a fucking five-year extension with them.
Speaker: He's the highest second highest paid receiver in the league. The kind of homo shit that you like to fucking watch, Corey. Jesus Christ. Why don't you two get a room?
Speaker: I'm excited to see what what that... ah Dan Marino was my fifth cousin by marriage. Stop lying, you fucking Canadian. No. One player that got drafted by the Eagles that's from that ah International Pathways program.
Speaker: He's from, he got drafted and he's from Nigeria. Oh, that was last year. That was last year? thought it was this past year.
Speaker: that was last year i thought it was this pasture No, that was last year.
Speaker: and the shit talking good yeah damn right i'll put you to sleep just call me daddy rockabye on my dick tip while he's like i don't even understand why these two tolerate each other
Speaker: wall he's like i don't even understand why these two fucking taller in each other all my question ah he's like while He's like, all they do is talk shit to each other.
Speaker: Relax and enjoy the moment.
Speaker: Enjoy the moment. I went and watched Mortal Kombat 2 last Monday. Oh, the new one? Isn't it good? Don't ruin it. it's It's better than the first one.
Speaker: I actually like the first one. And then the other one. But i'm ah im I'm excited, man. i enjoyed the original Mortal Kombat movies. um Dude, Diaz is getting punked the fuck out right now. I should have known that was going to happen. He's trying to take Perry to the ground. He's trying to lock the leg.
Speaker: But Diaz was on the ground and Perry was just punching him in the fucking mouth. And then he got him down. He's got his leg locked. he's tried It looks like he's going for... Uh-oh. And now Perry's back up. Oh, he's stunting on a motherfucker.
Speaker: but Yeah, let's get your old ass to fuck up. Kick him in the dirt. Oh, you're butt-surfing? I'm like, yeah. Fine.
Speaker: And I was like, oh, I won't want him to the butt-surfing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, my voice might sound like a little bitch crying for his mommy, but keep talking that shit, and you are going to be a little bitch crying for mommy. Yeah, I'm an orphan. How's that make you feel? I got no parents.
Speaker: you feel good to talk about having parents? Asshole.
Speaker: I actually do like, I actually do like, core I know we talk a lot of shit to each other, but I actually like them.
Speaker: I'd like him more if his wife stopped calling me asking for a real man. tell her wrong number every time. Not me. ah ah ah certificate i tell her wrong number every time ah but yeah not me You ever got laid off of what story? Which which story?
Speaker: me standing I've never even gotten real laid.
Speaker: h Can we afford or handle any wives? Let's be honest.
Speaker: What? good You're going to get a black eye on that on the network. Get him, Kayla. I'm not getting black eye. I ain't scared.
Speaker: Yeah. I talked to you on your show Tuesday night. I'm having my conversation. Corey and I are talking shit to each other.
Speaker: The difference is you're within reach. Yeah. and well And the difference is is that the fact of the matter is is the truth is nobody can handle and or afford a wife.
Speaker: Yes. here's Here's the bad part of it is but She's got more vehicles than Corey does, and it's the damn truth. that's and that's And that's the cold stone Steve Austin truth.
Speaker: Steve Howzen truth.
Speaker: I love Dan Howzen. Nobody can afford or handle a wife. Nobody can afford handle a wife. Okay, first and foremost, I'm easily affordable.
Speaker: I am a lot to handle. It's just the truth. Why?
Speaker: I don't know. You're not wiped up yet, so I don't know if I can afford you.
Speaker: That's yet to be determined.
Speaker: Where's the other ring that I bought you that you never wear? it's in my fucking jewelry box.
Speaker: I disputed the never wearing part.
Speaker: Oh, for real? yout grab to now Gay. Gay. All your friends say you're gay.
Speaker: I'm not talking. there All the women in my... Corey, can I come hang out in the garage with you? Because all the women here at my house are apparently mad at me.
Speaker: Damn it, Gluck. Yeah, we're all going to get the ah entertainment of Kayla. Can i tell did I come to the garage with you, Corey? I know you're in the garage.
Speaker: Wally, come get me and take me to Corey's garage. You're on your own because I like living. God damn it, Wally. I thought we were boys. Not tonight and i'm a mine
Speaker: but
Speaker: Unfortunately not tonight Yeah, that's why they oh that's that's why he said only men allowed in my shop because you can't come pick me up and take me there right
Speaker: I didn't say it. Corey said it, Wally. That's your boy. I'm just loving watch it. My antisocial, I hate everybody, daughter.
Speaker: i'm just loving to watch my antisocial i hate everybody daughter had this friendship with my girlfriend where she's literally just sitting on the floor and they've been talking since she got home from work when she came home from work i said hey how was work she said fuck you dad went and jumped and sat on the bed right beside kayla and and talked to her and talked to her for like an hour you thought she was your son no gay bitches oh wow no gay biatches wally well he's not good unless it's a day that ends in y
Speaker: Yeah, Corey, I think Johnny eats every time you turn around, man. It's like he's got a tape room or something.
Speaker: Wally, I'm surprised you're still here on a Saturday night, bro. ain't got nothing else going on, so.
Speaker: There's always homo talk on Saturday nights. like It's like expensive. Well, Skylar don't come around no more since you yelled at him.
Speaker: i mean
Speaker: Well see first oh shit, you know what I gotta order this week I gotta order the stickers for Wally's Yeah, we gotta have a conversation over yeah, we'll do that all fair, but I do have to order that maybe this week maybe Friday Saturday I gotta get the big stickers.
Speaker: We gotta get the, we're gonna, we're gonna put, we're gonna put the nonsensical network stickers over top of the We Broke Garage. All you're gonna see is the W and the E for the We Broke Garage decoy.
Speaker: Because Cory's the bottom. Let's be honest, Wally. You know I'm right. Wally, what are you watching, dude? Are you watching Hentai?
Speaker: ah You got no sound. You got no sound, no audio. just your Your headphones died, bro. seems sweet
Speaker: I'm here, dumbass. I'm talking to my son a minute. Shut the fuck up. Oh. My man, bro.
Speaker: Fucking jagass. That's why want make you tap out like a little bitch you are. You big bastard.
Speaker: While he's finding out that his son likes dick. And Wally's like, it's okay, son. I like dick, too.
Speaker: yep ahead you know Take one dick, two dick, four dick, five dick. Green dick, blue dick, yellow dick.
Speaker: He wants to punch me in the face so bad. He got a paycheck in his pocket now. hey mouthfi Yeah, right? It's crazy, Corey, how kids get... They get they get a job and they get a paycheck and then all of sudden they get real motherfucking cocky.
Speaker: Dude, Perry is beating the brakes off of Diaz. Well, we made the wrong pick. Dude, Diaz is bleeding all over the place. Perry's just...
Speaker: Dude, he's just, Diaz is on the ground, and Perry's just teeing off on him. The whole side of his fucking head is bleeding, and he's just... That's all, and the bad part is, that's all scar tissue from all the fights that Diaz has had, too. Yeah, he's got blood all down his back and everything, and Perry is just, I gotta say, man, and I was making these picks based off of no knowledge whatsoever, and if if I would have googled Perry I would have picked Perry or me Perry is a short little guy do I Would have picked Perry or Diaz had I googled I'm gonna kick you in your face. be Yeah Diaz did like a little sidekick right in the jaw that
Speaker: there's like No, no, they they only stop a fight for like like major excessive cuts Oh, yeah. I mean, you're going to bleed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to bleed. Well, facial wounds bleed more than any other Yeah. Nate Diaz has literally got enough facial scars that he could probably create another human with it.
Speaker: I got to give Diaz props, man. Because, like, dude has blood all down his back, all over his face. I don't know where exactly he's fucking bleeding from. But, oh, oh, oh, okay, top of the head. Oh, that's it. Perry won.
Speaker: He caught him with a knee. He caught him with a flying knee to the fucking dome. Great. Dude, we are eating ass, bro. I've only got one pick right so far, and that was the Francis fight.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: I'm changing the rules. I changed my picks to everybody everybody that's won. I'm allowed because Cash said so. I got to tell you, dude.
Speaker: I got to tell you, dude. got to tell you, dude. um
Speaker: Based off of your... kind Based off of what you said, you and... Cash are tied. We're all tied. You and I got the N'Gagu and N'Gagu.
Speaker: ah Francis fight. Cash will win Lins. But Cash will win Perry. And you and I will add Diaz. tied. it's time it's one one It comes down to this Rousey-Curano fight.
Speaker: ah but you cannot change the rules i can change the rules if want oh yeah bro hey man the amount of money we talked about this earlier the amount of money these fighters are making for this one fight i'll do i'd let ronda rousey punch me in the face for this paycheck also also know that i'm not dropping 160 pounds to fight But I'll let Francis Ngannou punch me in the face. I'll let Diaz. I'll let any one of these fighters on this card punch me in the face for the payday that they're getting.
Speaker: You can punch me one I'll fall on the mat and go. Yeah, because it's their largest payday. Any of those guys. Well, other than Francis Ngannou, because of the Tyson fight, he made a killing off of that boxing. I say that, but there's a part of it. You're going to punch me in the face.
Speaker: And I'm going to swing back. I'm not going to win because these are trained fighters. But I'm going to swing the fuck back. And I might catch your ass.
Speaker: I also know that I may catch your ass at one time, but you're gonna catch my ass like five, six, seven times. But that one time that I catch your ass is going to be worth the multi-million dollar paycheck I'm about to get. Oh, man.
Speaker: shit You can put me in the case you put me in the in the ring with fucking Mike Tyson biting his fucking glove. Mike Tyson made $40 million dollars off of that bite. Yeah, not including the sponsorship money that they got on the side for that fight.
Speaker: I'll get punched in the face and watch Mike Tyson bite his glove for $40 million. While out my I answer his text. yeah Wait, yeah you'll punch what?
Speaker: I will not let Mike Tyson punch you for $40 million. dollars i am sorry, baby. will say. Oh, I didn't say my face. Oh, you just said somebody. I get in the face.
Speaker: The problem is it's pissing off, so I would go back out and really get my ass it. Well, that's my problem. like You're to punch me in the face, and then I'll be like, oh, it's on, and we're in a cage, and anything goes. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm to tap Wally's bitch ass out in the front yard. Yeah, you keep saying yeah wait you I mean, I've been saying it for like the last two years. And have you seen Wally show up? No, because Wally's scared.
Speaker: You have to show up at his place either. don't even know where the fuck he lives. Does he know where he lives? Yeah, he's been here. He literally came to the house and I had to teach him how to use StreamYard.
Speaker: But that was before I told him I was going to tap his ass out. He started talking shit after that. Then I said I was going tap your ass out. He hasn't been back here yet. Because he's scared.
Speaker: He knows who daddy is. was
Speaker: but just fucking joking. Like I said, since the seventh grade, goddamn Wally, we were 12, 13. How old are we now? old are you, Wally? I'll be 44.
Speaker: Wally's going to be 44. I'm going to be 21.
Speaker: You wish. like Over 30-year friendship, one time Wally and I went toe-to-toe, and when we were toe-to-toe, we started laughing.
Speaker: ah and no Because it was so dumb.
Speaker: Wally's my dog. That's my dog.
Speaker: so Ride or die, ninja.
Speaker: we know Easy. Easy, you might hurt yourself with those little peewee guns you got there, dude. These are these are certified motherfucking.22s, baby.
Speaker: Maybe the mouth is, not the arms. This mouth is a goddamn.50 caliber. these These arms are.22s.
Speaker: All that shit you're talking. Hell, you could fertilize a fucking field with it. you You ain't wrong, bro. ah for But you know what? I talk enough shit and I talk shit well enough.
Speaker: I don't got to do nothing. else cause Exactly. Fuck. Goddamn. We're getting a Johnny chair again. I know, man. we've we've got the We've got the real superstar.
Speaker: The chair is here taking over the network. Well, that was disappointing.
Speaker: That was disappointing. your ah ah i cant I cannot wait until she slaps the shit out of you.
Speaker: I don't know why she tolerates me. I don't know if a reason that I can add on that she puts up with me. I will agree. I will agree. You can probably agree on that. I'm not impressed by that. I mean...
Speaker: i mean I'm not impressed. Hold on. Move your goofy ass, Perry. The blonde white chick, not impressive. i don't know what black girl's got going on, but why is fucking Jake Paul's stupid ass in here? somebody want your cow When you're co-owner of the company that's putting this on, he's got every right to be there.
Speaker: i'm not I'm not digging this blonde chick that they keep this camera on, but why are they being racist with the camera? Here, now you can stare at window and chair. OK, the black girl should probably get a sponsorship if we're talking about a blog.
Speaker: Corey said that they needed titty sponsorship.
Speaker: Huh? What? Yeah. So I'm trying to figure out what he's saying in this stupid blonde chick that they're showing. OK, the black girl's got got a rack on her, but this Chick's still training her shit.
Speaker: She's still got a goddamn training bra on. She's training her boobies.
Speaker: I just want to see Perry just like rock Jake Paul right in his cock holster. That would be amazing.
Speaker: The fucking black chick's got some goddamn teeth on her though. Fuck my life. She's got some Julia Roberts, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ortiz.
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: What? That's... No.
Speaker: Your wife has small boobies, doesn't she, Corey? Corey said black chicks are way too too big.
Speaker: And too low.
Speaker: My Mr. Right? Right? She got some chompers on her, man. She got some Sarah Jessica Parker, Julia Roberts chompers on her. Where does Jake fall down?
Speaker: ah He's a twat waffle.
Speaker: Put your fucking arm down, Diaz.
Speaker: I am.
Speaker: You know what? While he disappeared, going to... Are you on the call yourself now? I have evidently never, but I am also... Rocky said BRB hour ago.
Speaker: um um'm gonna What we're going to do, got to go piss Johnny Bong's chair is here and Wally's chair is here. and i'm gonna I'm actually going to give my girlfriend a treat.
Speaker: I'm And I'm going to go take a piss. And then we'll be back in in a few minutes. Enjoy a little Kissing Lilith. What to die for.
Speaker: To love, to lust, to hate, the glory of a bastard, a beautiful disaster in the eye of a storm.
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Speaker: I'm digging deeper, traumatize the limits Come on, won't you cut me open Don't you scratch the surface I'm digging deeper, tell me I deserve this Come on, won't cut me open
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Speaker: Welcome back to Nonsensical Network, everybody. pri Sorry, sorry, we took a little break. Wally was gone. Fidel was vo gone, and I had to piss like a motherfucker.
Speaker: But Kayla and I were talking, and and I think i think and i I'm going to send a couple messages. I'm going to send a message, because I think we want to try to do something next weekend.
Speaker: i'll talk to you I'll talk to you off the air. But I think we might try to do something next week. So... ah But it it'll be good. It'll be good. It'll be amazing.
Speaker: Spectacular.
Speaker: It'll be huge. I can't do a Donald Trump. But I'm going try to put something together for next weekend. Wally, you want to go to Cleveland? No, you can't. You got, like,
Speaker: trucks and dogs and Are the Jeeps ready? I got to ask you, man, because i we don't get to talk a whole lot.
Speaker: I'm down the one. So do I need to get one or two sets of stickers? Just get the one set. Okay. What happened to yellow? It was way worse. The the floors were rotted down on the subframe and everything else more than anything.
Speaker: so So is the boy not running? Oh, he's driving. He just won't be driving. You guys are going to alternate? Yep. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: That was good shit, man. i Dude, if you guys aren't following Kissing Lilith, go follow Kissing Lilith. I got but i got a Bone to pick with him. i sent him a private message for his signed lyrics from him.
Speaker: Butthole. For what? He was doing, i was I was messing with him because he did a post on their page um about giving a like and stuff for their new song and everything and a follow.
Speaker: And he was giving away so many signed, written hand lyrics from that song away. So I messaged him. I said, don't I get one anyways? Because you were on Glick's House of Music. Yeah.
Speaker: You should asked me and then I want ask. I was just good i was just giving i was just giving them shit and congratulating them on it in private message. so i i I love the new song, man. I love the new song. I love all their songs.
Speaker: The new video is amazing. if you guys aren't already the thing of it is If you haven't noticed, on our Facebook page, they've been trying to tag us for that damn song for your when you're closing out with it.
Speaker: I close that all the time. I play it all the time. Yeah, but I've been getting on our network. We've been getting, they were saying mark the monetization on Facebook has been copyrighted.
Speaker: Yeah, i'll be I'm like, we know the people. We got the rights to play that shit. God damn, man. Gavin's my guy. I'm number two. I mean, technically I'm number three, but I mean, i'm number two at the end of the day, let's just say. But I mean, it's just funny that the Facebook was trying. I'm like, we've been doing this since since they've been on the show. Glick's been playing their music all the time, and now you all of a sudden you want to hit us with this dumb shit?
Speaker: Why are we there? Look at hotels in Cleveland next weekend.
Speaker: Seriously. Next weekend's Rachel's birthday weekend. I'm not talking to you. Fuck off. What do you... what what
Speaker: Nice, Scorpio. I'll just mute Glick and run the show by myself for a little bit. Fucker.
Speaker: Hell yeah, man. That'd be cool.
Speaker: You're what?
Speaker: You're gonna push my dick
Speaker: I Don't have a lot to work with anyway, so please don't punch my dick You are getting you are cruising for next time I see you are gonna have two black eyes asshole She won't get you in your sleep.
Speaker: What you jog? What do you tell a click with two black eyes Wally? Shut up don't back talk Kayla. Nothing.
Speaker: Get his ass Kayla. I know. I am not getting real late Junior Coltrane is getting real late and I am not. You're just digging your grave more. I'm just all gas, no brakes.
Speaker: I'm all gas, no brakes. You know what I mean? For no reason whatsoever.
Speaker: nine Dude, they still have nine minutes and 30 seconds before Ronda rounds. They got these two goofy broads talking about and m MMA. I don't even know who they are.
Speaker: and They both are fighters. They both got Paula Foward ears. and
Speaker: This chick's got a fucked up face. What's the names? Does it say? They're not showing names. so That's the thing. This is the thing that kills me about Netflix. Like, you know, any other sports, you know, they put the names down at the bottom. Right.
Speaker: There are no names. Hmm, yeah.
Speaker: um They look Latina. Maybe half black. I don't know. probably a mania Amanda Nunez.
Speaker: and She's like, Gina's just got to punch Ronda right now.
Speaker: That or it's Julia Pena that you was used to be teammates with Misha Tate.
Speaker: Misha Tate's a monster. The sad part is is she's it took four tries before she could beat Rousey. No, that's just true.
Speaker: Hey, you want to know another fun fact? Gina Carraro has not fought since 2009. Oh, know. I know. So that's what everybody's like. And, you know, and this is something that I've said before, too.
Speaker: Again. dude gina and ronda and their prime but gina's last fight was in 2009 ronda didn't debut until 2013 2014. and she the ufc for a couple years couple yeah cause her last fight rousy's last fight was two thousand and sixteen and her first years ago her first couple fights We're in Strikeforce or K1 or some shit like that. Strikeforce. That's where she actually made a name for herself, and then the UFC bought Strikeforce out because they went bankrupt, and that's why it got pushed for what it did.
Speaker: Yeah. So, I mean, Miranda was only in UFC for like two years. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Dana White rode the hype train until, like I said, Holly Holmes kicked her head back in back up her ass and made her snap to reality. She wasn't as bad as she thought she was. Holly Holmes and then and then Amanda Nunez.
Speaker: Dude, Amanda Nunez. Now, Holly Holmes did. Holly Holmes beat the bikes off of Ronda. But Nunez, like, dude, that was just, hey, Carmen Electra's in there.
Speaker: She's still alive. and when a ah Oh, yeah. Carmen Electra just joined. David Spade's in the crowd. Carmen Electra just joined OnlyFans about six, seven, eight months ago.
Speaker: Tommy Lee's there. Hell, yeah.
Speaker: There's Michael Irvin. He's like, yeah, i'm looking for prostitutes and some cocaine. I was going to say he can meet up with Jon Jones after the fights and get a a couple bags.
Speaker: A couple eight balls. so former Former guest of the show. Hopefully he'll be coming and back soon. Roland Jewett. ah The first movie Carmen Electra was ever in was in his movie.
Speaker: Really? bar Yeah. It was the first movie Carmen Electra was ever in. Nice. Former guest of Glick's House of Music.
Speaker: uh l l duncan and kenny florian i hate kenny florian but i don't know who the other chick was that was with ellie earlier
Speaker: So the DraftKings is plus 2,500 decision for Carano, plus 1,200 for Rousey. Submission is minus 250 for Rousey, plus 2,200 for Carano.
Speaker: KO, TKO, DQ, plus 400 Rousey, plus 650 Carano. I don't know what any of that means. Yeah. the The tables for the negative is pretty pretty much for Rousey.
Speaker: Other than a knock the knockout. The knockout's in Carano's favor because of her stand-up if she's still got it. I'm going to go put five bucks on I'm going to go put five bucks on Carano tapping Rousey out because five bucks is going to give me plus $2,200. Do the math. What is that? Uh, $10, $10, $10, $10. That's a $2,000. Well, that's like... Actually, you know what? I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Let me get on DraftKings real quick.
Speaker: There was one of the guys guys I know that bet on the Sean Strickland $500 bet and won $3,000 last weekend.
Speaker: I didn't think Sean was going to win that fight because I figured he was going to get smothered on the ground. But I still stuck my guns at Strickland... For him to win that fight. I got updated.
Speaker: Hey, Wally. We got Big Daddy National Chuck Poole coming up here. Where is your Scorpio?
Speaker: china to I'm going to. I think I might put some money on this fight.
Speaker: No balls. Not a lot. oh Don't look at me like that. No balls. Did you should say no ball? I'm going to put like a dollar. You're not wrong. i had no ball.
Speaker: I got no balls. Come on. Just do the five like you said and be done with it. Yeah, yeah. I'm enjoying that. um No, I don't. ah Stop asking me all these goddamn questions, you fucking slut.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. they want They want your life story, but why are you placing a bet? I forgot to tell you. um So down, pays $2.60.
Speaker: virginia carrano um pays if i put ten dollars down it pays two sixty
Speaker: If I put $10 down for submission, it pays $230. What? what And if I put $10 down for knockout, TKO, whatever, $875.
Speaker: seventy five I'm going do... Fuck, that's not even worth betting on if you're only getting that. I'm going to do $5.
Speaker: That's going to pay out $37. That's okay, because you're going to up losing that money when Rousey wins anyway.
Speaker: Why is it Lincoln? Ronda Rousey by armbar.
Speaker: think so. I got a sneaky suspicion because they're not going to let Rousey not go out on top.
Speaker: Because she's the one that pushed for over a year to get this fight together. So MVP and Logan and Jake Paul are going to make it where Rousey looks like a saving grace of women's MMA on this MVP card.
Speaker: right, go ahead.
Speaker: No Back Rousey win $10 pays $50. $10 pays $54. How do they
Speaker: ah how do they have points spread?
Speaker: A fucking fight? Usually that's only basketball and fucking baseball and football. What the hell?
Speaker: What are they giving points for the spread on that?
Speaker: I have no idea.
Speaker: Weird. Dude, where the hell everybody at? They all left us.
Speaker: I don't know what my security code is for DraftKings. oh Never mind. You weren't meant to bet on this fight. Get get the hell out of there while the getting's good.
Speaker: why Why won't it...
Speaker: Well, and the thing of it is the odds would have been higher too if it wasn't right before the fight. So like if you would have done it yesterday or earlier that today, the odds would have been higher.
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: yeah I got the code right, but...
Speaker: What did it do? Not letting you make the bet? I don't want to be so mad.
Speaker: You just might as well hand in the money over and been done because you know Rousey's going to win. Get over it.
Speaker: gosh Go to bed. I'm surprised it's still awake. It's midnight.
Speaker: Oh, boy. if If y'all are watching, it's it's Saturday a night, and the panel is wide open. So you guys can come in here.
Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say, no nils tonight. No nobody tonight. Yeah, no nils tonight. MoDog was in the chat earlier. I bet Moe Dog just got off work again because I've noticed the last few times he's been in chat, he's just got home from work.
Speaker: I haven't seen him since he started this new job. That and Jersey. Shut up, Cash. Okay. I ain't Jersey in hot minute.
Speaker: ain't seen Jersey in and a hot minute. um
Speaker: Jesus fucking Christ. Just get on with it. God damn. Like, so much unnecessary the yeah in the chat, and if you're watching...
Speaker: mean Gotta have those theatrical entrances and shit. Yeah, man. Oh, you can't post to some destinations. Um...
Speaker: Which one's God fucking we can't post to now? It says Facebook. wearing We're in the green on Facebook for streaming.
Speaker: Yeah, no, no, no. We're in the green. What the fuck? I'm Ronda Rousey. I'm going to come out in a black hoodie. wo You look like a goddamn two-by-four. Nobody cares. Nobody gives a rat's ass.
Speaker: That's your winner. Get used to Shut your fucking slut now. there
Speaker: Ding, ding, ding. Bang. Lights out. Gina Corrado winner. i'd be funny It'd be funny if if she pulled a Holly Holmes fucking head kicks her ass at her old age.
Speaker: Just picked her right in her shit box. Yeah. I know. I think it's going to be boring for the first round. I think they're just going to fucking dance around for five minutes. Yeah, yeah they're going to put on a little show, do a little dance, do a little of this, do a little that. i mean Do just enough to make that make it interesting and that's it. I mean, I don't think i don't think it's going to be like the rest of the card was where there was actual finishes and everything else. yeah i think i think I think what we're going to see is because Rhonda wants nothing to do with Gina standing up.
Speaker: Oh, she's openly admitted that. yeah She does not want that game. She's going to go straight for takedowns, take it to the ground.
Speaker: I mean, God. Rhonda, come on, girl. Like, you look terrible.
Speaker: She looks like a two-by-four girl.
Speaker: I mean, at least Gina gives us a little bit of eye candy and and then like like a little eye candy and then at the same time it's like, yeah, she's a fighter. Oh, Gina's got kickboxing shorts. chahow And Ronda's in jet black like but biker shorts and black. Oh, fuck you, Johnny.
Speaker: council go see you About time do you get back, asshole. fuck Bring your ass up here, bro. There's truck.
Speaker: Yeah. i Well, family kind of helped me out. Truck, get your ass up here, bro. Come up here and hang out, Bubba. What are you eating for dinner tonight, Johnny? All right, ladies and gentlemen. Here we are.
Speaker: here we are the main MVP MMA net better be better be careful Jake Paul might come in here and try to fight both of them since he can't fight a great ball yeah that's gonna be Jake paul in your red corner 7 in 1 3K those one submission Kick the shit out of Colossus. Gina. She's going down.
Speaker: Banned by woke ass bitch ass Disney.
Speaker: but yeah Go ahead girl. Go ahead girl. It's your 44 year old ass.
Speaker: Hollywood's still been still been good. Oh,
Speaker: oh boy. One of my snakes is out running around. to german blue corner. Looking like a two-by-four. yeah why Made to look like an idiot the WWE after sucking Triple H's dick.
Speaker: UFC Three KOs. Nine submissions. Knocked down two times. The one and only from Venice Beach, California.
Speaker: And homewrecker. Don't forget she's a homewrecker too. and She is homewrecker. Ronda Rousey. Oh shit.
Speaker: Yeah, she ended she ended her... husband that she's with now, his first marriage. Oh my gosh. didn't do all that. You're looking like a straight-ass man right now.
Speaker: okay My thing is is, she was a disappointment in WWE and for them to let her use Hot Rod's fucking jacket. She was a disgrace. right Ring the bell. Ring the bell. Get him out there.
Speaker: the
Speaker: Chill out, Phoenix. Can you hear that? Oh, yeah. oh yeah The crowd is going...
Speaker: Ronda wants to be serious and Gina's like, about to bust your shit up, bitch. oh yeah <unk> Hurry up and start the goddamn fight. That's the main event, man.
Speaker: o Gina Carano, Ronda Rousey. Quick, we change our rules. If Cash can change them, we can change them on these picks. He can lose. Oh, Roderick took us straight to the ground. Roderick went straight to the ground.
Speaker: Told you. What can I watch this fight on? The bell rang and Roderick took us straight to the ground. Arm bar. Arm bar. Oh, my. Oh, my.
Speaker: What the fuck? ha I called it Are you fucking serious are you i lost I have lost all Absolute all respect for Gina Carano Absolutely, absolutely. This was the payday of them.
Speaker: This is the payday. I I told you it was going to be fake wrestling. ah You know what? i I'm team Disney. Absolutely. absolute No respect for Gina Carano anymore.
Speaker: The bell rang. Rhonda shot her. Took her to the ground. R-bar. 17 fucking seconds. Are you fucking serious? all this All this fucking hype.
Speaker: Are you out of your goddamn mind? yeah this is just Hey, replay Tyson, Jake Paul. yeah Except this is the female version of it. yeah But guess what, Glick?
Speaker: Does that mean I won the picks out of the three of us? Yeah. Dude, this is bullshit. I got no respect whatsoever Gina Carano. I got no respect for MMA.
Speaker: i got no respect for Netflix. I got no respect for any of this. so click seconds Watch this fucking replay. But, Glenn, come on. Both of these disgusting... No, no.
Speaker: um No. Watch this. Watch it. Watch the replay. This is bullshit. It's a flop. Gina took a flop. this is This is a travesty to the MMA. This is an absolute travesty to the entire MMA world. Why do you think Dana White said Jake Paul should not be involved in MMA? 17 fucking seconds
Speaker: All the other fights were real on the card but this one. No, none of them were real. 17 fucking seconds. Now the Jake, but the Nate Diaz and Mike Perry. Don't try to spin it.
Speaker: It's all garbage. It's all fake. It's all about money. MMA. And you know what? Actually, you know what? And maybe any of you MMA fighters out there, you're all a bunch of fucking pussies. And none of you are real fighters. You're fucking disgusting. And you're fucking looking for money.
Speaker: Every single one of you in a street fighter will beat the brakes off of you. You're fucking sad. you're fucking puttic And Dana White, and I say this because I watched this i watched this fight card tonight and it was fucking ridiculous.
Speaker: and And I've watched some UFC, and Dana White sold his soul to TKO, and now it's all about the money grab. You're all a bunch of fucking clowns. you're all but fucking You're all a bunch of fucking clowns.
Speaker: Why do you think Mazadol started his own fucking m MMA? Because he wants it to be about the fighters, not the fucking money. Congratulations, m MMA, UFC, Strikeforce, K1.
Speaker: You guys have gone the route of boxing. And you're clowns. And it's all about the money. and no And nobody in a real fight could actually fucking stand their own.
Speaker: That was absolutely fucking dog shit. Absolutely fucking dog shit. madam But the only thing you gotta give Dana White other than selling his soul, he called this ah was a fake ass card.
Speaker: I will give Dana that. That was dog shit. That was absolutely... That's the only thing that's the only thing dana White has ever said smart since TKO bought the UFC.
Speaker: as This card was going to be what it is and it and it proved it right there. Dana White called it. That's the only thing. Whatever, Remy. but so That means I get cash as dealt. Fucking...
Speaker: and fucking this This whole fucking lead up. is this This whole fucking Netflix bullshit. This whole fucking... it was It was a money grab. It was dog shit.
Speaker: fuck eugenina carrano Fuck you, Fuck you, Ronna Rousey. Fuck you everybody.
Speaker: Fuck you. Jake Paul Mike Tyson, man. That's all I'm telling you. This is just the female version of it. The opposite side. Fuck you, The Rock. TKO. Fuck you, Jake Paul.
Speaker: Fuck you, Logan Paul. Logan Paul and Jake Paul, I'd beat the brakes off of both you in a real fight.
Speaker: We won a tag match. You won a tag match. Wally and I beat the both of you like redheaded step shows. We'd beat you like you were the Island Boys. Jake Paul, Logan Paul, you goofy sons of bitches. Wow.
Speaker: I am so disgusted, aggravated, annoyed.
Speaker: Why do you think boxing's went the route it's done why they've lost fans? It's because the fucking shit's fixed, dude. Yeah, du it's it's it's just... it's just
Speaker: That was... Maybe here you go. I'm not throwing that at you. i' just gonna throw I'm going to let you know right now, proof from last year, the NFL's not too far fucking behind about games. No, the NFL's not too far behind. That was that was absolutely... Yeah.
Speaker: You... Wow. you all time million Multi-million dollar shit. and they just I'm going to tell you now, MVP, because of this hype, I guarantee they cleared almost a billion dollars leading up to this. Yeah, they did.
Speaker: yeah Yeah, they did. For 17 fucking... Yep. Wow. i Like I said, i as as far as Ronda Rousey goes as an MMA fighter, you give credit where credit's due.
Speaker: I got no respect. I got no love. fuck you I'm team Disney. I'm team Disney. oh yeah Fuck Gene Ferrano. I'm team Disney. you You are nothing more than a sellout fucking show.
Speaker: To go in there and do absolutely fucking nothing. 17 goddamn seconds. Gina Carano, you should be canceled.
Speaker: You should be canceled from doing anything for the rest of your fucking life. Ronda Rousey, congratulations. You sold your soul when you sucked Triple H's tiny little dick off. And ain't nobody had respect for you since then.
Speaker: Also, congratulations to Gina Carano and Ronda Rousey for sending women MMA fighters back. To the beginning, when yourre your weight classes and and and and and and you guys as legitimate fighters mean nothing.
Speaker: Mean absolutely nothing. You guys did that. All the amazing fighters in MMA, all the amazing boxers, all the amazing karate fighters, all the amazing...
Speaker: mixed martial artists, women fighters. YouTube made your entire fucking division, your entire fucking genre look like fucking yep <unk> fucking clowns.
Speaker: And I know I'm just a piece of shit man that saying all this goofy shit and I know that my opinion doesn't matter and I know you dumb broads will choose some fucking man who ran a drill over so many times, your head looked like full of spaghetti and you would choose a bear in the woods over me.
Speaker: yeah But at the end of the day, I'm speaking the hard truth. That's, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: and The main thing of it is TKO did what they did. They bought the UFC. They bought WWE. and It's all become, like you said, it's all about the money now. It ain't about what the fans want or anything else.
Speaker: it's it's It's all about the money. yeah Because Daddy Dana daddy dana sold his sold himself out. I am so... I got pissed. I am so absolutely fucking...
Speaker: Hey, Vic, I actually beat you at picks for a change. You did.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Well, Johnny, we got the two guests next week. And i got I got six more as soon as they get back to me what days that what Monday or Thursday want to do. so Nice.
Speaker: oh Brad wasn't joking about hook about hooking us up with... a Megatruck Racers. And then then June 4th, we got Morgan back on the show because he's doing a live On the network on Speedway Stories found out he's doing a live reveal of a new monster truck from that movie in Oklahoma show that weekend. I really enjoyed picking his brain about some stuff, man. He's got a wealth of knowledge for how far he's come along. See, Glick doesn't get out the only exclusive. I'm getting an exclusive reveal on Speedway Stories June 4th. Dude, the network. but the not the network
Speaker: We get all the exclusives, bro. Hell yeah? We're getting this literally live June 4th from a actual monster truck show. The unveiling of two brand new monster trucks.
Speaker: yeah Oh, hell yeah. I just... This is the last thing I'm going to say. No more MMA. Get off of it. Shut up before you blow your brain. I'm going to say one more thing then we're moving past it.
Speaker: She didn't even have that arm bar a lot before Gina started tapping. I just watched the replay. that I told you that was WWE shit right there. I'm done.
Speaker: I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. i'm I can't wait. I cannot wait to see all the fucking backlash tomorrow from this. It is going to be a very MVP promotions.
Speaker: Yeah. and but ah You can blame Buggy, not me. You guys were like hanging out. I know. I loved it. I thought that was really cool. She came in and said, fuck you.
Speaker: was chatting with you. or Went the stairs and changed her clothes and came back down. no Fuck that. Yeah, you're chopped liver, dad. clay Wally, I got to say this, and this is why I'm not mad at it.
Speaker: um Kayla won over the hard one. by mini me My My middle daughter. Like, Buggy fucking loves her, dude.
Speaker: Good. and that's ah I can't even get a fucking high when I used to see her. Kayla's conquered the the monster.
Speaker: I can't even get a fucking life. I created that child. well she's an navy That day I came over. I was surprised Austin even spoke to me after it's been so long since I've seen oh well Austin loves everybody. but the but yeah buggy Buggy was just like, hi, and then she disappeared. She was gone. I created that child. I made that My batter made her. She is my mini-me. She is my clone. and And she's like... But that speaks, dude. That'll be honest. That is that speaks volumes for her to it. No, it really does. because oh as As much as Buggy gives me shit and as much as she just would rather punch me in the throat, like she is also my biggest... out Out of all three kids, she's my biggest protector. And I told Kayla, I said, look...
Speaker: Austin's going love you because Austin loves everybody. It's cool because Cash is cool people and he just does. He loves the fantasy world. I said, but the one is that you're going to have to work the hardest at is going to be Buggy.
Speaker: didn't have to work at all. didn't have to work at all. That's good, though. when Yeah, man. Buggy just... and She's so proud of herself right now. You guys can't see her. She's just like...
Speaker: also I was also told yesterday that Kayla's not ever leaving unless I get a house or I go to Charleston. having I like that deal.
Speaker: oh yeah You're just not allowed to go to Charleston, though. You can't leave me again. I'm going to Charleston. you better me You better make it big enough for all of us. Wally, can I hide your suitcase, Click?
Speaker: Johnny, I'll put you on my suitcase, buddy. I'm a t quick. Yeah, I'll put you on my suitcase, Johnny. I'm classical. he's got to get a I mean, wally Wally, we're monetized now, baby.
Speaker: oh um i was just saying I'm just saying we're monetized now. Now we're on to now we're on the next step. and thank yes talk to you about the I did not talk to you about the super chats and stuff like that.
Speaker: But I do want to talk to you about something else um that probably not even that big of a deal. for as far as the super chats. But do want to talk to you about something for pushing our followers and and getting us up to the next level of monetization. But you know what? If the network is making enough money and you know and we can afford a beach house big enough for everybody to go and we don't ever really have to see each other or associate with each other, then we're all going to Charleston.
Speaker: The bad part of it is is if Kaelin Mitchell hits it off, we're screwed. Yeah, without kids, Wally, I don't know how old your youngest is. but i got I got three more years after this for the youngest.
Speaker: but Okay, so so Cash, I got six more years. go I'll be done before he can work so you. Well, if we got we got a big enough beach house, he can have his dragons and dinosaurs.
Speaker: And lizards. And they'll be on the opposite end of the... Actually, the so sad part of it is... He doesn't he doesn't let his dinosaurs roam free. Huh. He's a much better dinosaur owner than the weird old guy in Jurassic Park.
Speaker: Oh, The bad part is, if if I'd go there, I'd have to get rid of couple of them because I can't have them. They're illegal in South Carolina. My iguana. Oh, yeah. Fuck it.
Speaker: we'll paint it We'll paint it blue and call it a... and Sad part is there's blue iguanas too, dummy. Okay, well... I don't know anything. We'll call it a fucking tree frog. so Yeah, with a big ass tail and claws.
Speaker: Oh, shit. Iguanas are an invasive species. yes that's that's That's why they they and they're in Florida. They're everywhere in Florida.
Speaker: Yep, because of the pet trade. you know even though they Even though they're invasive species, um there was a guy that got hemmed up in Florida. Florida man.
Speaker: what book Where are my Florida people at? Florida man. burn Because an iguana bit him and he shot it. and he still got And he still got cuffed up and taken downtown.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. when They're an evasive species.
Speaker: Yeah, because you have to euthanize them. You have to you had to do it properly. Yep. attacking you never has to flow she's like just just just just like just just like just like just like the uh just like the pythons down in florida in the uh anacondas there's no anacondas dickhead yes they are they're in their fucking everglaids no they're not it's burmese pythons let's ask yep yep the burmese oh let's go ask google are there anacondas in florida
Speaker: Yeah, in the fucking people's private collection. Oh, anacondas do it in the wild in Florida, primarily as a result of escaped or illegally. Yeah, you motherfuckers, Wally.
Speaker: What? but Yeah, dude, there's anacondas. There's a whole ass dude that has a YouTube channel that goes, he does he does like the Everglades in the swamps in Florida's.
Speaker: Anacondas in Florida's breath. He just fucking goinks him up out of the fucking grass and water. and Johnny knows about it. That's Hermes Pythons. nobody but I know who you're talking about. I follow his channel.
Speaker: There's never been an anaconda yet proven in the fucking Everglades. You're most fucking stupid. You believe everything on the internet you read? Do I believe everything that I watch on this goddamn network?
Speaker: Yes. That's your problem. You're my problem.
Speaker: He canceled himself, Johnny. Look, you need to just kiss and make up, all right? Can we really He said, did you really leave? Wally, you can need to hug and kiss and make up, alright? If you haven't learned yet, Wally and I say and do things just to fuck with warmer... Why do you drop Fidel?
Speaker: He's trying to be a peace negotiator. He needs to stay out of this. got past He's dictator. He's not a peace negotiator.
Speaker: Don't tell me and Glick have to kiss and make up. You're gonna get fired. dictator? Holy shit.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. i did what Well, yeah, I do try to kill. That's what you try to be when go into public. I'm going to taste so deep. taste so i'm on taste so it and oh and okay I'd have to be a peacekeeper because you get mad at people for no reason.
Speaker: Although, that old lady at Walmart today, if we would if we would have sent her to the great beyond, I would not have been a mad about that. I was actually honestly waiting for you to say something because I was primed and ready to not be the peacemaker. Uh-oh.
Speaker: the when we were what we went down and and we went to the register and there was literally one person there we're like fuck yeah we're gonna get in and out of here yeah oh fucking fucking jelly flaps arms mcgee jelly flaps yeah like gulk's arms i thought he was talking about something else Johnny, get your mind out of the gutter. I getting older and lonely, and there was a part of me, like I said, there was a part of me that was going to like, pop off at this fucking welfare chick.
Speaker: Like, if you would have popped off. Like, she could have diabetes. but so here's here's my situation. If you would have popped off at the chicken line, the customer, I was cool. But if you would popped off at the cashier, then would have had to play peacekeeper. You know what Yeah, the bishop have stand there talking yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, flop. You don't let me. You yell at me. Well, I was prepared to let you yell at her, but I wasn't... Well, can't tell you that. I can't tell you that. I can't.
Speaker: I gotta let you react, and then have to... Let's get your belly flaps going. I have to choose a card. Glick's going get his ass kicked on the network tonight. That's what it sounds like. I've already been told I'm not getting real laid tonight. oh You better get Rosie and her 10 sisters warmed up then.
Speaker: Real laid is going to be the new joke on the network. Don't look at me like that. Johnny, you need to fly in from New York. Glick needs some help. I guess it's a red-eye flight then. Yeah.
Speaker: like i you I just want to say I love you. And that's why you're you're you're my best friend, Wally, because you said Rosie and her 10 sisters, like i need two hands. let's but Well, you got one gotta have one to hold the magnifying glass, and then you got your free hand to do the other.
Speaker: um ah what is like getting worse get Get Rosie and her 10 sisters. I have two hands. Just so y'all know if you're listening, and I got to have two hands to jerk this monster off. i participate a Five to watch.
Speaker: Oh my God. You to go to the lazy and glit. Squatch only fans. Yeah. lazy glis squat oh but just eyes yeah Oh, yeah, it's it's it's a mess here. Thank you guys for watching. You're very welcome.
Speaker: Oh. Wait, I'm not watching. I'm actually up here.
Speaker: Johnny tries to play a co-host. good I take notes, Wally. I take notes. Oh, is that what they call that nowadays?
Speaker: Or playing with your pod, one or the other. Well, that's what I kind of figured. They both kind of look the same sometimes. Ink is ink. oh Glick, I feel like you're judging me.
Speaker: What the hell? It's the Johnny Show now. We're screwed, Glick. Run. Welcome to Nonsense Go Nonsense, hosted by Fidel Bongs.
Speaker: it Oh, we forgot to tell Johnny he's taken over the Speedway stories. He's on his own from now on after Monday. What? Johnny, you're the new you're you're the new host of a show that you should not host because you're not an actual that' ah driver. anything like yeah You're not in that profession.
Speaker: Yeah, Wally. Here's what I think of that. I used to. oh well I used to, damn it. I used to. Welcome back to Nonsensical Network. hosted Nonsensical Nonsense, Saturday nights, hosted by Wall Cephas. Damn it. I'm getting around.
Speaker: Cash said, how do you spell Wall Cephas? I was like, i don't know. It's like Bo Cephas. Sounds like Walrus with extra steps. yeah that that is That is Sir Reginald Wallace Fitzgerald IV. Johnny Bongs.
Speaker: yeah ah Something like that, I guess. um i um He comes from a long line of Wall-eys. yeah ah It almost sounds Chinese.
Speaker: the ah Chinese, English, whatever. Whatever the in the day is. Sir Reginald, Wal-Cephas, Bing-Bong, Ching-Chong, Bing-Bang, Fitzgerald IV. I don't What are you talking about? I've been friends with Blake for 30 years.
Speaker: What the hell? people could kill wall if brain cellss i don't have any what are you talking about i've been friends with lake for thirty years what the hell I was being nice. I don't even know what's happening.
Speaker: i have I have questioned my life decisions and my friends' decisions ever since the moment I met Wally. Wally, you look like you're losing weight, dude.
Speaker: Yeah. You do. You look like you slimmed down. Earlier when you popped up here, you look like you're losing weight, man. I can see it in your face. It's just the haircut.
Speaker: right Is that all it takes? Yeah. Maybe I'm going to go get a haircut tomorrow. I don't know. I haven't been on the scale in a while. Kayla loves it, dude. When you put some picture and you send it to me, Kayla loves it, dude.
Speaker: It looks good on you, man. Hell yeah. Keep it. Keep it. Yes, sir. That's okay, Pete. Since you sold me out and not coming to Knox because you want to do your comedy show, really don't have to tell I'll send you the picture what a bunch of us guys that are driving that night for the rough truck are doing with our hair colors.
Speaker: how yeah like Seriously, like keep the haircut. Kayla loves it. Cash loves it. They won't say this when we're live, but when you sent me the picture of it,
Speaker: Kayla and Cash were both like, hell yeah, it looks fucking badass. and you had And you had your goatee cleaned up. Like, you know what You like had everything cleaned up. Yeah, dude, you got to like keep the haircut and then keep your face cleaned up and keep the goatee, dude. it looks badass on you. ill Actually, Kayla made the comment the one day that was on on here. so Yeah, dude.
Speaker: yeah yeah keep Keep your face cleaned up. Keep the goatee. Keep the mohawk. and and And fucking rock that shit, man. It looks good. I would grow the mohawk out a little bit longer. You know what I mean? I'm going to.
Speaker: I'm working on it now. Fucking Liberty Spikes, Wally. Liberty Spikes. Well, no yeah mo has Wally has receded hairline and baldness in his family. So, yeah. yeah He's basically... It's just fucking noticeable.
Speaker: and The Mohawk looks good. I dig it, man. yeah I do personally. Kayla and Cash, they love it. I dig it, man. It looks good on you, dude. Yeah, man.
Speaker: It looks great. This is coming from me like so used to you with like like a buzz cut or a goofy-ass fade. or You know what I mean? This is new for me, too. and i I got to agree with him man. I dig it. It works for you. Rock the mohawk. Grow the goatee out. sha Keep your face cleaned up. Oh, yeah. I got to do that tomorrow.
Speaker: You got the gray coming into the goatee. You're rocking the gear. Here we go. Hey, man. Yeah, man. Yeah, Dalton? Yeah. That's You know that. I'm the wife.
Speaker: Go bang a bunch of fucking like. situational gene rachel I'm just kidding Rachel. i yeah You do want to sign your death certificate. Don't you fucking care.
Speaker: She knows where I live. Don't you dare fucking tell her what I said. What? Exactly. Exactly. that one i That's my man sitting there. Kayla was going to sell me out.
Speaker: Just so y'all know, Wally was like, what? I didn't hear nothing. She said hi to me I don't know how long.
Speaker: she's On that night shift schedule. so eric Oh, yeah, she's back to work. Hell yeah. gray She's not working at night. She's pretty much she's in there in the bedroom.
Speaker: She's working at night. She's in the... look she hey watch just son nice see works doing and ah She works Sundays, Monday, and Tuesday nights. She's back to just three days a week. Three 12-hour shifts.
Speaker: You got her back on the corner, don't you? No, that's my place. Once I get off here, I got to go work. Yeah, yeah. Make my money, hoe. Well, it's going extra late shift. All right.
Speaker: Johnny, you're next, buddy. You got to make me some of that money. I got to tell you. I got to tell you. I got to tell you. Come on now. and i'm Working them streets in Mount Vernon is hard. Wally puts in hard work. Yeah, especially are you with the local methods in this town. oh Hanging out in the Vern, baby.
Speaker: Well, if you just give them some firecrackers to chase, they'll be on their way. god woman i God love them, and I know they don't check out this network. I'm not going to drop news, Wally. I've got to talk to you about Mount Vernon. mans yeah I know one too many in this town anymore, and some of them used to be in North Dakota. First name starts with J, and it's currently with a you former...
Speaker: X of yours. Oh, yeah, I know. Yeah. I know. shit. Yeah. God love him. Yep.
Speaker: High school High school Xs are fun.
Speaker: You know what's funny? What? What?
Speaker: other but but and there was a i really yeah there was ah There was a certain someone that, not that I was like entertaining her time or day when we were in high school, but when I first came back home to Ohio, Wally, I ask you something? Because you never left.
Speaker: Why do people think I died?
Speaker: Because you you cut ties with everybody other than me. I got back to Ohio like seven years ago and i certainly i I started reconnecting with people from high school and they're like, we thought you were dead. like once you literally call it like one One person literally called me crying. that wrong really There was a story about me dying. But any whoosies, there was a girl that we went to high school with that's um
Speaker: I guess it was kind of a big deal in high school. I see much of a big deal anymore. i mean, she's a big deal now. but yeah Yeah, literally. When i first came back to Ohio, I was like, yeah, no, I'm good.
Speaker: And then she tried to make me feel bad. excuse Yeah, it's just funny how that works. Yeah. yeah Yeah.
Speaker: oh I was like, yeah, you used to be pretty. Until you married the loser who still wears his Letterman jacket to Apple Valley every Friday night. lawyer Oh, yeah.
Speaker: I love how that works, man. bullshit, man. Nothing's changed. Yeah. It's just only got, we've just gotten older.
Speaker: Same shit. I'll tell you what change that would save me and Tony a whole hell of lot of drama in our lives. That goddamn Dollar General would have been right next door to the high school when Tony and I decided to skip school to go up to the fucking Apple Valley General Store and get a little snacky snack.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: instead Instead, you want to tumble down a fucking hill, dumbass. What? The good thing. But here's the best part. I mean, yes, you guys, man. Best thing of it was, though, I'm glad I didn't go. Decided not to go that day.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. ah yeah mean and Tony ran. I was just like, oh, fuck. I just stood there like an idiot. I was just like, But that Dollar General that's right beside the school now in the same parking lot?
Speaker: Bro, we would have had that when we were in school. Oh, we had it made. Oh, that's all. i' terrible we yeah No, we had to fucking skip our first couple classes to go get some snacky snacks and then get in trouble and get picked up by a fucking Knox County Sheriff's Department.
Speaker: What the fuck? Yeah, click. click Why don't you fill Johnny in on your nice little roll down the backside by the spillway of Apple Valley there, bud?
Speaker: Fuck. Oh, God. but my way My first and only ever add car accident? Yeah, the one I'm glad I wasn't in the backseat of that day. Eddie was with me. Eddie King was with me.
Speaker: Yep. Holy shit. So... you may ah so Wally and I grew up in podunk ass middle of nowhere fucking in Ohio.
Speaker: Um, man and, uh, I don't even, Eddie and I weren't doing anything wrong. That was a weird thing. We weren't doing anything wrong. Shockingly. That was when that corner was bad enough. You had to grab all the gravel.
Speaker: Yeah. we too On that corner. Oh, yeah. Who is it that we took? don't even remember who we took home in apple Valley. but we were coming we were We were coming back the back way because Eddie lived on the backside of Howard.
Speaker: Yep. And um there was so so this back road went from like gravel to pavement, gravel to pavement, gravel to pavement. And there was this corner on this ravine.
Speaker: And right in the middle of the corner, like right in the middle of this elbow, it went from. You might as well dump dump the gravel road right in the elbow of this place on top of Blacktop. A deer came down, and I hit my brakes, and I lost control.
Speaker: and Did Eddie break his leg? No, no. I'd only been driving for a few weeks at that time. And it had nothing to do with it. It was it was it was more on the car than anything else.
Speaker: This deer came down, and I hit my brakes, and I kind of swerved. It missed the deer. And we were on blacktop, and when I swerved, in the middle of the swerve, we went to gravel. 250-foot drop, bro.
Speaker: I could have been in a little Plymouth Horizon. Yeah, dog. We fucking flipped this car nose over it. from and this is And I don't know. i don't know. This is only what State Trooper Report was, was we flipped the car three to four times, nose over, and we rolled it anywhere from five to eight times. I do know that it landed on initially it landed on a boulder and it crushed the entire backside of the car. that I could have been in there.
Speaker: And then it flipped back over around the wheels. yeah So Eddie and i were like, oh, it's on the wheels. It's still running. We're driving out of this goddamn RV. Yeah.
Speaker: we We got anywhere between 50 and 100 before the car died. i My radio flew out of the dash and hit me in the face. And when it gets cold, you can see my scar. Yeah. got a scar just under my eye.
Speaker: down my face where my radio flew out and hit me in the face. so and but The only injury that Eddie sustained in his family, shut out to the Keene family, you fucking degenerates, fucking never has-beens, never wills-bees. There's a couple y'all who made it out, but shout out. they got hit back in the head with a basketball. Fuck.
Speaker: the fun tried to file an insurance claim with back and neck and head trauma. It was a fucking mess. that went They were made to look like idiots. Eddie and I climbed out of this ravine. I'm bleeding like a stuck fucking pig from where this fucking radio hit me in the face. go down a road we got out the road about maybe a mile knock on the door of the house first house we come to couple sweet old ladies they answer the door tell them what happened they see me bleeding like a son of a bitch you know start trying to clean my face up and everything like that so they're like they're like we're gonna call 911 i'm like yeah call 911
Speaker: One of the ladies, <unk> just like, you guys want anything to drink? Is there anything we can do? You know, being like grandma types, you know what I mean? a And I was like, man, I could really use a Pepsi if you guys got Pepsi. And a Pepsi fucking squad shows up.
Speaker: I'm out there, I'm drinking a Pepsi, I'm smoking a cigarette. Fucking cops go up. I got a sheriff's department. sounds of i county of sheriff work You guys are my dogs. welcome I don't care what anybody says. as You guys hit 4x4 lifted truck. And you needed me to run you through the test with my Bronco. But I got into a fight with the sheriff's deputy. Because all I wanted to do was finish my cigarette and and and drink my Pepsi. But I had to get... good ummlied I'm bleeding like
Speaker: Take me to the hospital. Also, from Knox County, Ohio, or anywhere in the area, the last place you want to go to is Knox Memorial. The Band-Aid shop. yeah what Whatever the fuck they call that hospital in Mount Vernon, that's the last place you want to go.
Speaker: I got glass in my face. I got glass in my cheek, like under the skin, under the eye. State Trooper rolls up in there. I'm mad as fuck because all I want is a goddamn cigarette.
Speaker: Trooper rolls up into the hospital, starts talking to me, and I'm like, all I want is a cigarette, bro. I'm 16 years old. St. Trooper's like, let's go have a conversation. Takes me up out of the bed, still bleeding all over the place, walk outside, and we start to talk.
Speaker: Hey. two I got sick, man. State troopers said, had you boys not had your seatbelt on, you would have been dead. i tell the state trooper, neither one of us had our seatbelts on. State troopers were going to pretend like we didn't hear that. still i But yeah, that was actually one of the days that I actually didn't ride home a glit. have him give me a ride home.
Speaker: Yeah. that was a That was a wild day. And and and there was nothing better being 16 years old. and And again, shout out to Knox County Sheriff's Department. Shout out to the Ohio State Troopers. But that trooper came in there, man.
Speaker: And he literally took me right outside so I could have a cigarette. That's all I wanted was cigarette. I was bleeding. i knew I was fucked up. My shit was all fucked up.
Speaker: also can i Also, all the negative things that we want to say about Knox Memorial, I don't even know what the hell. Knox County Community Hospital. Knox Community Hospital.
Speaker: I'm cleaning my shit up good, stitching me up good. The only time you see my scar on my face is when I'm really cold. It wouldn't be that way now. you'd You'd have a hell of a fucking scar. It's probably shit still not as good as it is now.
Speaker: dude Oh, yeah. Well, Wally, we also know what happened when Jared went in there with a With a bullet in his gut. He sucks, man.
Speaker: So they'll let him just bleed out and die in the hospital. Yep. All because he did the right thing. You're damn right he did. That's my dog.
Speaker: Holy shit, man. Literally, they did.
Speaker: i'd still like to catch that dude. And he died in prison. I know. hey Oh, fuck. Sometimes you catch receipts. Sometimes you stay in waiting.
Speaker: And the but there's the bad part. You didn't know about it I just left an hour prior to that whole bullshit getting done because I dropped off dinner for Jared that night. Oh, really? No, didn't know that.
Speaker: i Was gone an hour and I get a phone call and everything I didn't even i didn't even know anything about it because there was only a slight few people that clearly knew I wasn't dead
Speaker: You being one of them jony being one of them which we know Joni and Jared's relationship and and miss and I found out about it and I didn't go to anything um well i showed up at the funeral but i was you know i was i was kind of hit or miss but that was because there was a lot of drama a lot of bullshit with other people that um you know but i just kind of dipped in did my thing and dipped the fuck out but yep i don't plan that yeah yeah um
Speaker: right not the Not at the funeral. the The viewing. I wasn't even at the funeral. I was at both. But yeah, I left an hour prior to that bullshit. so But i've i've been back home a couple of times. I've been to his grave.
Speaker: I've been to his grave a couple times. I need to get back up there. I need to have a conversation with Jared again. That was my guy, man. Yeah, he was one of our older older good friends that we had through school.
Speaker: Right on. Yeah, he was one that he was one of my first friends. Well, outside of you, he was one of my first friends, so I moved to East Knox because they, I mean, his sister. Janelle. Yeah, Janelle, they just lived down the road.
Speaker: And he was he was actually the only person that had my had my back when Tony, on the bus when I beat the hell out of Tony, he was coming with a pencil. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah good i dave Johnny I beat that this kid and it actually turned out to be next to Wally One of my one of my very good friends when I was there this is my fucking stab me with a pencil, bro And he was a little guy like he was a little guy.
Speaker: He's Now now now he's uh, he's made some choices that he's living to regret when i you what the Yeah,
Speaker: i mean judge your mother stand with a pencil I have saw that trail coming early. i was in We were in seventh grade.
Speaker: Jesus. And then some bitch lived right up the road for me and he stabbed me with a pencil for no fucking reason. all I was the new kid.
Speaker: and And he was a little guy. And he was a little guy. happened on the bus. He was a little guy. So I, like, he stabbed me. And I got this pencil stuck in my fucking stomach. What? it And I, like, snatched him up and slammed him down between two seats and just started beating the brakes.
Speaker: His older brother was on the bus. And when his older brother tried to get, and his older brother was not a big guy, I could beat the hell out of both of them at the same time. And I love his older brother to the death.
Speaker: um But, like, Jared, who we were just talking about, like, got in between it and just just let it, like, I beat the shit out of this kid.
Speaker: I beat the shit out of this kid. With a pencil stuck in my goddamn stomach. Like, half a pencil stuck in my stomach. who god again And then the little son of a bitch and became best friends. Like, we hung out constantly. We went to the Career Center together. Like, him, Wally, and I went to the together. Yeah, we all got into the same program and the to get into the Career Center at the same time. We were the only the second class ever for that program. No, we were the first class for our new game.
Speaker: oh No, we were the second. No, we were the first one. where we we were the We were the first class for OWA. We were an experimental class.
Speaker: And it's now now it's called CBI. Yeah, we were we we we were the very first class for OWA. You, me, Tony, Brandy, Jennifer, Kurt Swope.
Speaker: What are the Swopes up to today? Are they still alive? nu I have no clue. but Last I knew, Kurt turned into a fairy. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Like an actual fairy? Yeah. Wow, not surprised. Kind of surprised, not surprised. God, ah god who's in that OWA?
Speaker: Well, we had that them, Randy McGregor, Steve Bowman, Justin Crothers, Gimpy. Did Steve go to OWA with us? Yeah.
Speaker: Steve lives right down the road from me, just so you know. Does he? Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah, he's actually done he's done a lot for himself since school.
Speaker: A lot of us did. I think a lot of us did. Well, some chose the other path and it took him a while. Like Randy spent his time and now he's he's doing better for himself. Six years in the pen kind of changes that.
Speaker: It will. Shout out to Tony. I know he's trying, but goddamn, Tony. He needs to get the fuck away from what he's around. He's right back in, sucking him right back in. always going goofy ass towards, man.
Speaker: Yeah, and that's what keeps bringing him, but keeps sucking him back in. Yeah. um
Speaker: Fucking Lord knows. I mean, the only reason I got sent to OWA because God, what was that goddamn teacher's name? tail on the son of a bit What the fuck was that man's name?
Speaker: Which one? That goddamn teacher that that i that I beat the hell out of that didn't try to run me over. Oh, it was actually football coach in high school, was Hubbard.
Speaker: No, was it it wasn't Hubbard. No, no, this was like some clown-ass teacher. Because, like, i got kicked out of school and Mr. Storr and Mrs. Frere, our English teacher.
Speaker: And um there was another teacher. Our our teacher, what was her name? Mrs. Bun. How was it? Mrs. Mrs. Bun and... mrs bun and yeah
Speaker: Mrs. Mickley, our science team. They all came. That's why I got into OWA. Because of the four of them.
Speaker: Yeah. I was getting kicked out of school. because Because I fucking... And then, like, after everything happened,
Speaker: And I wasn't going to get expelled. I wasn't going to get thrown out of school. And it was like that Friday before the football game when I was walking to the field house, ah so a son of a bitch tried to fucking run me over. What the fuck? I can't remember his name.
Speaker: He was a high school teacher at the time. I can't which one it was. Yeah. I'm pretty sure he's dead.
Speaker: Keep a bag of rocks on you, throw a couple out car. No, his car got fucked. Well, allegedly. Allegedly, maybe, possibly happened his car got up turned upside down.
Speaker: Karma had to wait. Just a little bit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Dude, yeah oh said
Speaker: it Y'all sound like you've had a fun growing up. Holy fuck. I wouldn't call it so much fun. Some of it was, some of it wasn't. Fun is in hyperbole.
Speaker: again
Speaker: What the fuck?
Speaker: It was interesting, some of our stuff. Boy, no wonder you're so calm nowadays. Holy shit. I was still calm back then.
Speaker: It's like, yep, another day, more crazy yeah
Speaker: shit. I was that one that everybody was you had to worry about. i want know i I may not have been to Loudmouth or anything else, but I was the one people had to worry about because I was quiet.
Speaker: oh yeah. It speaks a lot when you're doing more analyzing than fucking jumping into shit. Well, that and like getting along, and usually get along with people, but yeah. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker: oh I'm like that nowadays. I know what I'm like when I kind of go off the deep end a little bit, so I try to stay as calm as possible. there's only um
Speaker: Honestly, there's only two people from high school that I still talk to on a regular basis.
Speaker: That's you. and What a waste of space.
Speaker: You. You. you ah yeah Yeah, you are 100%. you talked to the one that almost caused the ending of our friendship, huh?
Speaker: Oh, no. I don't even remember the last time I talked to Mickey. I was talking about Stacy. Stacy. Stacy didn't almost end our friendship. It was Nikki Cox.
Speaker: She was part of the problem. but i didn and and did and No, no, no, because he heard of it you had the only person that had my back that day was was stacy even misty dipped on me
Speaker: agendas work in funny ways ja she was only one who had my back that day everyone me Everybody dipped on me. and yeah and know or on that And now we joke about when we were toe to toe and we started laughing.
Speaker: But the only thing that in all honesty in that and I feel like this and this is my opinion and my opinion only. The only thing that changed your mind when we were toe to toe was the fact that I was ready to fucking end you or end me because I knew I was right and I knew I did nothing wrong.
Speaker: That was going to be a bad day for both of us if it would have went through. But i was standing I was standing ten toes down. I was standing on that hill. No, the only people talked to you and I talked to Stacy and that's that's it. That's the only two people I talked to from high school.
Speaker: I don't even talk to her. No, we chat every day. You poor guy. Stacy's always been my girl, man.
Speaker: or power to you
Speaker: that's that's that's That's where my mentality of don't don't make your bullshit my bullshit. And that goes for anybody and everybody. You know what I mean? I mean, she fucked up. She fucked up.
Speaker: She got wrapped up in that king bullshit. And I tried to warn her. I tried to warn her. Oh, yeah, bad. I didn't get the teens when they were at Northridge before they came to... where they Well, they all got kicked out and they all got kicked out of Northridge. That's why.
Speaker: Yeah. No, I know. Trust me, I know. and go way back. i I go way back with that family. yeah know only one that's Honestly, the only one really doing anything of themselves is fucking Eddie.
Speaker: Well, I mean, I know i know the family a lot deeper than... who came to i But I'm just saying, Eddie's he's still married to the same same person and got kids that are fucking graduating already and shit. right on He's got his own business.
Speaker: He's also got kids that he has nothing to do with. Yeah, he had those for a long time. good yeah mean um i mean I'm just saying, i speaking of Stacey, but Oh, that's Jake. That was his brother. Oh, no, no, that was Jake. Oh, no, no, that was Jake. Was that? No, Jake wasn't with Stacey. I thought Jake was with her. Yeah, no, Jake, no, Jake was with Stacey. That's the one Stacey had the kids with and shit.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Facts on facts. Facts on facts. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. Sorry, Eddie. Yeah, but yeah, edie's Eddie's the only one that's really done something with himself, so. Dude, you know you know who you know who's been hanging around on my um on my Facebook and follows me on TikTok and follows the podcast and stuff like that?
Speaker: Who is that? Avron. Oh, June. No, no, not June. Avron.
Speaker: The other brother. Yeah, that is June. That's actually his real name. Oh, is it really? yes ah so Shout out to him. Shout out to him, man. He's doing big things.
Speaker: Yep. Just keep his nose clean. follows the channel. He follows the podcast. and he's He's doing big things, man. Shout out to him. He's got a a great wife. what it What seems to be a great wife, great family. and yeah mean He's doing big things.
Speaker: Yeah, so in his... And so is it Tarleton. i've seen east Yeah, Tarleton got cleaned up. Tarleton kind of hit hit hit hit some misstep. He finally got rid of the fucking cunt that he first got married to and i actually got him a damn good woman and has two kids with her and shit. so thanks Nice. Yeah, Tarleton kind of fell off, but I didn't know that. That was because who he got with. His name was Everett.
Speaker: Yep, that's actually June's real name. you Yeah, no, he's doing big things, man. He's he's doing good things. i like Finally, he almost went down to the bottom of the barrel hard.
Speaker: ah I've hit rock bottom. Oh, this was a point we would never seen him if he wouldn't have straightened the shit up. Well, great thing about me is I've had friends in high places.
Speaker: Very fortunate. Always help.
Speaker: It's okay. yeah I still got you. I love, you know, even though I don't associate, and I do, and then, you know, and and in June or Everett or whatever he's going by, you know, we we do we do occasionally comment and message each other. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: He'll do that on my on some of my stuff I post and shit on my Facebook and shit. ah yeah and you know like I love seeing people from high school. and um even though Some of them.
Speaker: i like I love seeing some of them doing good, and and I love seeing some of them. Hey, you want a good laugh? Yeah. You remember Brandon Dawson?
Speaker: Yeah. You ought remember how he was a pretty boy in high school with us at the Career Center? Oh, yeah. He's a full-blown fucking mullet-wearing cowboy boots scruff now.
Speaker: So he's just as big as he was in high school? He actually is the totally opposite of what he was in high school. Yeah, he's just as big as he was in high school.
Speaker: Yeah. No, man, I'd like to shout out to our underdogs in high school because Lord knows I was an underdog. Lord knows you was an underdog, Wally. We was underdogs, man.
Speaker: The side part is we never had a class reunion either. That I know of. well well Well, I got bumped up a grade and I graduated in 2000. You graduated the same year I did it.
Speaker: Apparently, from what I've been told, is I'm not allowed to be invited to the class reunions. I haven't seen any, and I'm part of that. You and me are part of that alum thing.
Speaker: There ain't been nothing for the class of 2000. Also, shout out to the alum page, especially a couple of the older ladies. um I used to post this show in the alumni page. ye and ah And a couple of people threw a fit. And a couple of the admins that were older said, go fuck yourself. Basically, they said, go fuck themselves, and this page is for the alums, and this page is going to promote the alums that are doing things. And that's what it was set up for, is to see what the success of the former alums was of the school.
Speaker: And these were like, at least and the the admins were like alumni that graduated in like the 60s and 70s. who jumped in on my defense. so for you might knocks he snas East Canucks Bullfrogs.
Speaker: but the i mean I miss the career center more than I miss the high school. Yeah, man, I really do. I really do. and and i know And I know Jen and I know Brandy and some other couple other people from from your horticulture class.
Speaker: um they've They've tried to bring the group together. and and and And it was weird because they were doing like a KCCC class of 2000 thing. And it was a bunch of horticulture people. And somehow I got lumped into it.
Speaker: You're welcome. It was a group chat thing and I was like, why am I here? i was in Building Trades and then I got yelled at by ah Jen and Brandy and a couple other Yeah, we were a couple of people.
Speaker: um But ah and I mean, I would love to. i would love to. And when I first came home, like i hung out with i hung out with a Andy, um who was in Building Trades with me. Actually, Andy and I almost beat the hell out of an entire bar one night when I the first home.
Speaker: That was fun. I was his ticket because his wife, who he's been with since high school, I just ordering beer and some dude got loud as fuck with and Andy we still got it? I'm like,
Speaker: i was just ordering a beer and some du got loudest pu with me and andy just like like we still got it i'm like Oh, we still got it, bro. yeah the only that like We didn't clear the bar out was because the bartender that was working there, she was friends with my little brother and she knew who I was.
Speaker: she was like, well we're just going to everybody shots and hopefully it calms everybody down. And I'm like, yeah, let's do shots. And Are you talking about Andy Derman?
Speaker: No, I'm talking Andy. He went to Stenberg. He was in Building Trades with me. I almost said Andy Goldsberry. Andy, Andy, Andy.
Speaker: That's the one that ran around with Leif, wasn't it? From Centerbird? When Leif Johnson and all the other? No, I was the only one that liked Leif. I got along with Leif. Oh, I love Leif. Leif was my guy.
Speaker: Leif was my dude, man. Yeah, he's another one that was in our OWA program with us. Leif was my guy. i love i love that dude. I love him. He was bound for...
Speaker: he was he was bound for
Speaker: Good thing, man. I love Leif. And his wife his wife is awesome. she's just She's absolute sweetheart. Oh, yeah. Andy Nelson.
Speaker: and Oh, good old Andy Nelson. Yeah, he's in center. Andy dude any that ready to clear out the Pioneer. Hey, isn't that the one that knocked Casey Arck out in the locker room in the Building Trades Lab?
Speaker: Well, I mean, I did. Yeah, it was I think it was. That's the one that Casey tried to hit with a fucking two-by-four, and he just turned around and fucking said, good night. and he was thrown do it right Oh, literally. Andy was somebody, you would look at Andy, and you would think, nah, this this ain't happening. Oh, hell yeah.
Speaker: That was a fucking firecracker. i did Ginger-ass motherfucker. That's why he was up a fucking firecracker. yeah they want to know that ah That was my guy. like Andy and i
Speaker: and I, a force to be reckoned with. and that's and that's it we we We was ready to clear out the Pioneer in Utica that night that we hung out together, man.
Speaker: We started in Mount Vernon. And we were at that brewery, I'm out running. And he's like, this is fucking lame. Let's fucking go somewhere. and
Speaker: like, I was single at the time when I came back to Ohio. And I was talking to some girl and Then some little goofy ass little bitch got all kinds of offended. And and i mentioned my little brother's name.
Speaker: Just talking to the bartender because she was like, oh, you look really familiar, but blah, blah, blah. are you from? And I was like, well, you know, this is where I'm from. I grew up in family from Johnstown. And I spent a lot of time in Johnstown. And she was like, oh, do you know so-and-so?
Speaker: and And one of the guys got really froggy, was like, oh, that guy's a bitch. And I was like, nope. good Nope, because that's my little brother, and we grew up together, and that's not where we're going. And a it was like as she was like, oh, shit. know shit and andy and i are ready And Andy and I were ready to fucking throw down. We were going to clear that bitch out. He's on the phone with his wife and he's like, I got my golden ticket. I'm having fun. Blah, blah, blah, bla blah, blah. bla and she was like, whatever. It was a wild. It was a wild fucking night.
Speaker: And then they came out of the parking lot and then they had Andy and I outnumbered like fucking 20 to two. holy but is one of the andnie Andy is one of those dudes that it was like if it's if there's 20 guys and it's me, Andy's one of those guys much like Wally. It's like, yeah. yeah it's it's It's going down. oh yeah our asses will well We're going to beat a whole lot of ass on the way down.
Speaker: It's good, man.
Speaker: But no, we had a good time, man. we we andy Andy's my boy, man. That's when I first when when i first moved to Newark. Andy and Vince, who were in building trades, I would come through Centerberg and pick them up in my Bronco, and we'd ride to school together. Nice.
Speaker: Yeah, those were my guys, man. I love it. Shout out to Andy Nelson. Shout out to Vincent Borean, man. Shout out to the building trades class. and Building trades, Knox County Career Center, class of 2000. Shout out to you guys, man.
Speaker: Where are you all at?
Speaker: One of them's sitting in prison for the rest of his life. Who? Casey. Is he really locked down for the rest of his life? Yep.
Speaker: Oh, shit. Man, I didn't know that. knew Casey got into some trouble, but he was doing the barbership. I i thought he got clean and he was doing good. That was the disguise for what he was doing, running meth and fentanyl.
Speaker: Oh, Casey. He got busted with enough fentanyl. They pretty much gave him 15 years. and is And he's got leukemia on top of all that shit. So, yeah, he's pretty much done for. it And he's got no chance of parole or nothing.
Speaker: yeah Casey was my dog casey was a dog in the streets. oh yeah Oh, yeah. He was somebody to have on your back.
Speaker: Yeah, Casey was my dude, man. him and i Him and I almost beat the entire hell out of the entire lunchroom one day. Yeah, and it was all the fucking seniors, too.
Speaker: Yeah, it was all over some bullshit. It was our dream year. It was all over some bullshit. It had nothing to do with me, but Casey got into some bullshit. I was like, yo, I got your back, man.
Speaker: Casey's a dog, man. Hey,
Speaker: sorry you got caught up in the drug game, Casey, but Casey was my dog, man.
Speaker: We will hear. Casey was an absolute dog in the streets, man. that was that was That was my guy. I love that dude. You going to bed, bud?
Speaker: and to Damn, he's still up. I know, right? Usually he's in bed by like 10 o'clock. He was playing video. Hey, Cash, I won. You lost. Ha ha. Hey, Cash, Wally wants to talk to you,
Speaker: buddy. He said, I don't want to fucking talk to Wally. Yeah, after talking shit all day. but but wall so yeah yeah ta loser. just No changing the rules now, buddy. You lost fair and square. b
Speaker: hey Hey, Cash. Wally, dude. Wally, you got a son's up for winning. if youren good i finally yeah yeah actually wally wally wally um hey
Speaker: hey do i get bonus points for calling first round arm bar shut up bitch wally wally was um I'm not doing math right now. You just had two wins, Wally. That was more than enough. That's all I needed.
Speaker: clear He still sucks. but Well, say with your chest, boy. still Go to bed, princess. Tell him, tell him. For a title, you win. And it's stuck at the picks.
Speaker: tellon down time do or a title you win as he stuck at the p wow hey i still beat you that's all that matters bud ah he says you he said you suck hey at least uh at least my first night at wrestlemania was better than yours you bottom funny yeah so is like so and i still love you cash he's like wrestlemania was like three months ago bro
Speaker: It don't matter. still bragging rights. Get butt at the game. Oh, shit. Marvel rifles. Oh. Well, Wally is at least my time. I got to sleep. Are you going to church tomorrow?
Speaker: No. Hey, love you, buddy. See you, Cash. Good to see you, Cash. Wally and Johnny said goodnight. Goodnight. He said goodnight.
Speaker: Good chance. I would be asleep. I don't know. You don't ever go to church anymore.
Speaker: yeah Five minutes.
Speaker: oh yeah
Speaker: Reminiscing on the old high school days, Wally. Oh, yeah. I'll see this. I don't know. I'll worry about that.
Speaker: Man, a lot. I can't believe Casey's looking down for life. Ain't got to look for you. Oh, yeah. Same shit that took his brother. Holy shit.
Speaker: Man, a lot. Yeah, i was ah I was still working the town center out in Apple Valley when all that shit went down.
Speaker: Holy hell, man. Dude, I dipped out. I dipped out. You know I dipped out. I dipped out. Well, and this is the thing. this is the thing. And I think this is where the rumor of me dying is so funny. It is funny.
Speaker: I still remember when you go when we first met up when I gave you those tickets and you came and watched my boys' football game that you told me about. Everybody thought I was dead, but you. And I'm like, what? Yeah, I just dipped the fuck out, man. I just dipped the fuck out. and And when I came back home, you know, with everything going on after I was down in South Carolina and all that, and came back home, like, I got messages, man.
Speaker: And I talked to couple friends of ours, and they were, like, literally in fucking tears.
Speaker: Yeah, I pretty much, the outside of you, there really ain't that many I talk to from school anymore. I talk to Leif occasionally and couple other people, but that's just every now and then. surprised you don't talk to Leif more with you being in the in the in that world.
Speaker: We do when it comes fair time. We see each other that week, but other than that, we just, through Facebook every now and then, we'll hit each other up through Messenger. I've got to hit Leif up.
Speaker: Because I know we'll definitely be at the Croton Fair.
Speaker: got to hit Leif up. Because like to see him, man. I love that guy. That was my dude, man. i love Leif. He's just gotten older. He's still the same goofy ass Leif. He's still the same goofy guy. and I see him on social media. And we we like each other's posts on social media. And stuff like that. I love that dude, man. That was my guy. He was in OWA with us. And um I spent a lot of time with him it's at the house in Centerburg.
Speaker: And I got to hit him up, man. I got to hit him up and see if he'll be. And then when we first came back home, um our daughters were doing something together at Centerburg we seen each other. and And he like walked up to me and he was like, this is going to be really weird. But are you?
Speaker: are you Glick? and i'm like Oh yeah, he did that to me the first time we've seen each other at the county fair during fucking the figure eight race. and I'm like, yeah, Leif. What the fuck, dude? I gotta hit em up i gotta hit him up so Hopefully we'll see each other at the Croton Fair this year if we get out to the Knox County Fair.
Speaker: You better be out there on the Wednesday of the Knox County Fair, you dick. always I have a show that night. Because you don't listen. Yeah, because you don't. walk Actually, I sent you that and then I had to resend it to you.
Speaker: and how but did you i've got the text I've got the text messages where I sent the dates of the rough trucks I was on. Look, I'm not blaming you. i' not blaming me. I'm just saying.
Speaker: like Everybody, this is where the airhead in this and the last brain cell comes in in the play. it awesome comes Well, it also comes into play of the fact that, you know, I'm a huge, giant, big, fat, stupid failure, piece of shit asshole. and Yeah, you can't host a comedian show either, so go for it.
Speaker: Or is it two brain cells fighting for third place? Come on now. Johnny, your girlfriend said that. Because this is the last brain cell standup. But, ladies and gentlemen, thank you guys for watching.
Speaker: Thank you guys for hanging out. Appreciate you being here. Nonsensical Network. Make sure you guys like, share, follow. by all side Nonsensical Network. Wally, I love you.
Speaker: Johnny. love man Chattersbox. I love you, buddy. I love you guys. I'm going these buttons, and I gotta i got ah yeah less than a minute.
Speaker: I don't know what's going to play, but something's going
Speaker: I got a 20 in my pocket but a hole in my jeans Headed down to the bar to blow off steam Got a silver bullet coming my way All the bartenders know me by my name Cause I'm a one night dog beer drinking machine Left hand cigarette, right hand Jim Beam I'm country as hell, all my jeans got scoring
Speaker: I'm a snuff, slippin', bagel, spittin', 59, 50, 50, 50,
