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Nonsensical Nonsense: No more Mr. Nice Squatch
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Oh we going right off the rails tonight we have a story of betrayal and decite and of a brother lost to the nap side and a rivalry made from fire thing burns so hot it consumes everyone and everything in its path... A hero must become the ultimate villian to reign supreme over his foes,,, So tune in onna be one hell of a show folks
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Introduction and Metaphors
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Welcome to the Nonsensical Nonsense Podcast.
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We'll be right back.
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you
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The crowd looked, I was shocked, disgust, watching betrayal gather rust. You had a seat at the champion's table that flipped it over like a folding cable.
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Thank you.
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One last night, not because the legend fell, but because your judgment didn't age too well. Lazy
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This storyline writes itself too well. The nonsensical tree rolls on with speed. No room for backstabbery and greed. Place a wreath upon the tree.
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Gone but not missed.
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Long live the nonsensical network.
Reflections and Friendships
00:03:50
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Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's a cold black night tonight. And not because Rocky's on the panel for once. It's just a day I never thought would come.
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has come I should have seen it coming. I should have known him better. Always told you can't trust them kind.
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Still pulling the knives out of my back for the last couple weeks.
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Fighting back anger and hurt and sadness. But I was still able to muster a little something. I wrote down a little something for Rocky.
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And ladies and gentlemen, we we were gathered here today to mourn the passing of a friendship that tapped out far too soon. Rock Lee had it all.
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A front row seat on the wildest ride in podcasting. But somewhere along the way, he took a wrong turn at Logic Junction. And followed lazy Jedi down a path, a perpetual napping.
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May we take a few minutes to remember him not for what he was, but for the absolutely baffling decisions he made at the end.
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And now for his final 10-bell salute.
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No, ladies and gentlemen, Rocky's not dead, but his nonsensical membership card has officially been buried six feet under.
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May it rest forever in the graveyard of bad decisions.
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I didn't want to have to be the bad guy in this situation, but, you know, unfortunately,
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sometimes to be the hero that everybody needs you have to become the villain.
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One more time for Rocky.
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Such a disappointment.
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We are the chaos.
00:07:00
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Welcome to the Nonsensical Network. This is Saturday night. Nonsensical nonsense. Yes, after weeks and weeks of backstabbery and betrayal, I realized that I gone soft.
Humor and Ghostly Interventions
00:07:19
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and i And I let too many things slide. So to that, and the ah the somewhat mildly mediocre words of The Rock,
00:07:31
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Finally, the Glick Squatch has come back. What? Sorry, Rock. Wherever you are, may you rest in hell with your new bald, short, albino lover.
00:07:58
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It's been a wild week, I tell you. Last week's last week's ah heartbreaking discovery of the betrayal from Rock Lee followed into this week with more heartbreak, more betrayal.
00:08:11
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I don't know. I thought I could trust the guy. i called him my brother, man. Brother from another mother of a different shade or color, whatever.
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Oh, no, ladies and gentlemen, the ghost of Rock Lee is reaching out to us from the other side. What is this? Oh, this guy right you here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should be ashamed of yourself. Are you looking in the mirror?
00:08:38
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You guys didn't know that I was a psychic medium. There ain't no way. More lies. Even the ghost of Rock Lee lies. He lies. Nothing but lies. You wouldn't know, Lofi, if it jumped up and kicked you right in your ball sack.
00:08:55
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Yes, them kind. Them kind. And I think you know what I mean by them kind. I'm talking about the non-full Sasquatchian kind. I took you in. I took you in like you were one of our own.
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And I showed you our ways. And I thought that you could reach full Sasquatchian potential.
00:09:16
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Little did I know that you were not a Sasquatchian. You were nothing more than a furry little chocolate Ewok.
00:09:29
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Hmm. Fucking click. Shut up Chris Technician. You and Logic don't mix. I know. That's what I said. Come on, man. Come on. Come on. Come on. Keep up.
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Don't speak to the ghost.
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<unk> this me I like it.
00:09:52
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What up, fella? Now Rocky and his dad have something in common. Both of them were here one day, and then the next, they were gone, never to be seen from or heard from again.
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A small part of me hurts.
00:10:15
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It's a sad day here on the Nonsensical Network.
00:10:19
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But as God Smack once said, stand stand alone decrease the system
00:10:29
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Does he have milk, though? Does he Does he, though?
00:10:41
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i just don't even know. I just don't even know where to go how to proceed with tonight. i just I guess the only thing I can do is just go ahead and drop the link earlier.
00:10:56
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You know,
00:11:00
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The choices were not made by me. it's it's it's It's... Rocky was led down a path of deceit and deception by that fucking lazy Jedi.
00:11:13
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And Rocky can't help himself. Rocky can't help himself. It's ingrained. he's he's He's... He's dark-complected. And he's seen a little white bitch.
00:11:24
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And he got thirsty. Yeah. it's It's ingrained. It's in his nature. So he ran off.
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It won't last, though.
Engagement and Challenges
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It won't last.
00:11:39
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Link is in the chat, ladies and gentlemen. If you want to jump up on the panel, you are more than welcome to.
00:11:47
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You have been deceived.
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Been deceived, my friend.
00:12:38
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Girl, you know we belong together. I'm not a son of a preacher, man, I like this.
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I just break down and cry Pain in my head, oh, rather be Spending my all on you, love, my love gonna go to the end of the road Still can't let you
00:14:21
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that son of a bitch What I just don't even know i just don't even know Typical typical typical
00:14:40
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Turn that to the chat there real quick. There we go. Make it easy for people to find. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:15:00
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what up, Zampios? What up with you, man? but I just wrote the one. I just had the other
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no now now the hurt sets in the anger has passed and now it's just a hurt now it's going to be sad glick to me until that son of a bitch lazy shows up then i go back to anger i bet he won't though because he's a fucking coward and how dare and now the anger is back and how dare how dare you sons of bitches Try to drag my sweet, sweet shaman into your debauchery.
00:15:46
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you're Your tendencies. Don't you dare drag him down to Babylon with you. He did nothing.
00:15:56
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What up, Sarge? Yeah, Sarge Mordog in there having a good laugh at Glitch's expense last night, too. Huh, buddy? Huh, buddy? Real good time. What's that?
00:16:08
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so
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you
00:16:18
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you guys phoenix from the ashes i have a rose a risen rosen i like a rose i don't know that's a real word but i like it i have a rosen with anger and vengeance and i start with rocky jedi you're next
00:16:38
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yeah specific Yo, what it is, man.
00:16:48
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And if either one of them fucking sons of bitches had a hair on their tiny little vagine lips, they'd show their ugly faces here tonight. But they won't.
00:17:04
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Will they?
00:17:07
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I'm going to get my Ouija board out and I'm going to try to. What's up, Mandy? going to try to contact the
00:17:16
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the spirit of broccoli. I'm not even going to call him by his name anymore. He's just broccoli to me. Just broccoli.
00:17:30
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I hope you're happy together. That's all I got to say. Just another, just another whore. fifty
00:17:41
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I've been better. I've been better, Mandy. Been better. After half weeks and weeks of backstabbery, and I finally reached my breaking point.
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I'm a lone wolf. I'm a lone wolf.
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ah there Oh, yeah, there's there's there's the ghost of Rock Lee. Rock Lee, I mean.
00:18:12
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The traitor himself.
00:18:38
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You know, you think you know somebody. You think you have friends. You call a guy your brother. You give him you give him ample opportunity. And then he goes and slums it with the likes of Jedi.
00:18:51
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And chooses that. That over all of this. Really? Really, bro? Really, bro? specifically
00:19:24
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so wild It's wild world, man. It's mad world.
00:19:29
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I'm past the point of needing hugs. Don't need them.
00:19:36
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You don't have to do that, Scorpio.
00:19:39
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I've handled them. i've already I've already taken care of the trash. I've already taken the trash out right there. You can see. Right there. Oh, right there. Yep.
00:19:51
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Yep. Yep. It hurt me more than it hurt him. I'll tell you that much, guys. It really did. It really did.
Skepticism and Interruptions
00:20:00
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You know, if he had a dad growing up, he'd understand that statement, but...
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Show yourself, vile demon. I command you.
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You've already been forgotten. Ghost of Rock Lee.
00:20:29
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The power of click of click compels you the power of click compels you.
00:20:37
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No, we don't.
00:20:46
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One will never know. Will we? Will we? Is it or is it not?
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I'm just saying.
00:20:56
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does this Does this sound like real beef to you, Mandy? I'm doing it in his way. You know, he's ah he's a music guy. Well, he claims to be a music guy. I don't know. I mean, i don't even really know.
00:21:08
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And I guess, like, musicians, when they have battles and dissing and beef, they diss each other.
00:21:36
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I mean, I'd offer him a chance to come up here and defend himself. But...
00:21:59
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i mean i'd offer him a chance to come up here and defend himself
00:22:07
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But is what up, Wall Cephas? It's only a matter of time before he betrays me, too.
00:22:20
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It's like a toddler's over a toy. Yeah, I'd give him the opportunity to come up here and defend himself. But, you know, he he may or may not be too much of a coward. And he only he only does that on Friday nights when I'm not around on on the shaman show. Hmm.
00:22:39
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Sounds like a real punk ass thing to do
00:22:51
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do. You got a mouse in your pocket, Scorpio?
00:23:04
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I'm not doing anything. hold on second
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um not do
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A
00:23:39
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just ah bunch of drunk people on a party bus after graduation Have decided to call me right about on the show? That is just a quick network my life
00:24:06
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Oh,
00:24:10
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oh you know what? i wonder if I can get copywritten for that. It's karaoke. You can't get copywritten for karaoke, can you?
00:24:23
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I love you, too. Bye. but
00:24:33
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Come on the show and sing us a song, Rockley. Yeah. Dance, puppet. Dance.
00:24:41
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Oh, my, yeah. Her nephew just graduated tonight. So they they all took – so they didn't all have to – so they have – the graduation was down at the Schottenstein Center down at campus. So if you're not from Ohio, you probably have no idea what the shot is. If you're a sports fan, if you like college basketball, you might know what the shot is.
00:24:59
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But that's where his graduation was. So the family, that they like instead of everybody driving separate, they just rented a party bus. So they're ah they're having a a grand old time.
00:25:11
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It looks like. But shout out to Connor and graduate, man. That's awesome. We got the graduation party tomorrow. yeah I don't know. We get copywritten for that. I guess it's just a nonsensical glick network. Hey, tune in Monday where I'll be talking about room rooms going fast. Johnny will be there with me.
00:25:32
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Well, you ain't even done nothing all week. Where you been all week? Well, see if it's. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this coward. Look at this coward. Hiding backstage. Look at him.
00:25:43
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Look at him. Look at him. Look at him.
00:26:09
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you Ladies and gentlemen, the ghost Rock Lee. I gathered my my medium my medium capabilities, my psychic powers, and I brought in the ghost.
00:26:26
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You know what, Rocky? I think i have a yeah think I have a song on here that fits you, buddy.
00:26:34
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Now that I've betrayed, everyone I've ever loved, I've pushed them all away. And have been a slave to the truth that's in my mind.
00:26:46
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Is there something left for me to save in the wreckage of my life? My life. My life.
00:27:05
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Well, hello, G.
00:27:24
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ah my sleep ah a Get him out of here, guys.
00:27:36
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Get him the fuck out of here. Don't listen to nothing he says. He's going to ban me after this, but I swear, swear, didn't do anything, man. I didn't do anything at all. I swear.
00:27:48
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We have a new... ah strict dress code uh white only white only because white is right um ah ah i was like wait what live people you guys hear this shit Now boys play nice. Manny, you know, I'm not playing with a boy. I'm playing with a Sasquatch, and that's a little different.
Rap Battles and Music Decisions
00:28:21
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A painful Squatch. Glick Squatches eat their fucking food. They eat they eat their friends. Yes, dude. You are cursed. Glick House and in the building, and you're cursed, Rocky.
00:28:43
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white see whole White in the spotlight. map In the back.
00:28:53
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See, that's all I know. You you already have to say for yourself, Rock Lee. I have nothing to say for myself. You treacherous Judas. Scorpio, that didn't happen. i don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:06
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have no clue. Yeah, Scorpio, thanks for bringing up more deceit and betrayal. I leave and I say, you know what? ah rock Rocky, I trust you, man.
00:29:20
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I'm going to leave the keys to the kingdom.
00:29:24
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you. Look, guys, I know. And I leave and come on here. You just trash me and run me down. I don't trust anybody with the keys to the kingdom. Not even Wally.
00:29:39
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I got the keys to the kingdom, though. Not anymore. I changed the locks. That's crazy I'm breaking that bitch down I'm going a new a new neighborhood and Lesson two Lesson two of of of my Sasquatch training Was knock that fucking door down It's really a force titanium Vibranium And steal all the sandwiches That's what you told me Bust that bitch down Take all the beer and all the sandwiches I know how these guys are. I know. I know. i leave When I'm around, ain't got nothing to say. When I'm around, they they're real quiet. But as soon as I'm gone, I go out you're on a little Sasquatch retreat, and then all of a sudden, it's open door. Oh, Glick's not here. we don't have to be scared no more. you don't have to be scared when I'm here.
00:30:33
Speaker
I mean, many you know things like these don happen be I don't appreciate you in the background. just saying stuff, Mandy, if you're going to talk shit, you need to get up here and say it to my face.
00:30:44
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. You heard me. I said it. Oh, tough guy. Part of my Sasquatch training was, was also defend yourself and eat anything that moves.
00:30:56
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I've had been planning on it. You've been stripped of all Sasquatch training.
00:31:03
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Oh, shit.
00:31:09
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Oh, shit. no, You don't need to get up here, Mandy. I changed my mind. No, I didn't. yeah use that's what Oh,
00:31:20
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yeah real big talk but um Tell me talk shit in the background I will not say shit in chat That I will not say to your fucking face I want to hear it Hello, hello, you're cutting out Mandy We're having some trouble, connectivity issues It's so rough I, uh, I, uh, what? yeah As soon as I said that you popped up was like, oh shit Mandy's gangster, y'all laughing Don't test her gangster.
00:31:57
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She's a gangster as hell. Okay. I'm a Louisiana woman, baby. You know. that That's a special brand of thug.
00:32:09
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Yep, yep, that's a special brand gangster. I don't test gangster. Get up here and save my face. I still stand on business. Hey, standing on shit. You got shook. Hey, Mandy, look. I made him a fucking song. He has a song, a theme song written by my hard hands. I wrote him an epic song, and he wrote one. and that was a this star i wrote I wrote you a song with with my with my cold, hard hands while I held my cold, dark, dead heart in my hand. You ripped me out of my chest, Rocky.
00:32:51
Speaker
Y'all just went completely 90s doing diss tracks on each other. And then you... You know, it's kind of like when when we were in school. You beat the shit out each other and then you back friends by lunchtime. What up, Fidel?
00:33:06
Speaker
No, no. I don't think this one's coming back. don't think this one's coming back, Mandy. You're going to have to sell it. Now it's the Lazy Shaman Judas show on Friday nights. fucking notice that you changed my name. What the fuck? What is this motherfucker going look at goddamn name? I don't look at me. I'm looking at you guys. I didn't notice that shit.
00:33:39
Speaker
look Look, ask your hubby, Mandy. somebody ask askher hubby if somebody did it something that's nice and kind-hearted, truly, truly empathetic of Glick,
00:33:50
Speaker
For him, would he kick him off the network? Would he roast him? you know He made t-shirts with my face crossed out on it. He wrote three songs about me and played them at the beginning of the show. I wrote one. First of all.
00:34:08
Speaker
I wrote a song and a Yule. And I was even nice enough to give you a 10-bell salute, which you didn't deserve. it was five, by the way. That wasn't even ten. You can't count me. We're not known for number. We don't number very well, okay? You got five, alright? That's still five more than you deserved. I noticed that at the beginning. I was like, that's not ten. This motherfucker right here. um You don't need to beg Blake to figure out how to count. I mean, come on. Seriously, dude.
00:34:42
Speaker
That was five more than you deserved. God damn it. Mandy, say what you gotta say. go ahead run me through the dirt. Be part of my villain arc. Go ahead. Oh, I was gonna say, first of all, stop being such a little bitch about it because anybody that's known Vic for more than ten minutes knows that when he stops fucking with you is when you really need to worry.
00:35:09
Speaker
long as he's still giving you shit. You're doing it. It's when you Also, I don't have to go be a little girl and do it on somebody else's show. and Look, see, this is... I can't. No, I can't, man.
00:35:24
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so
00:35:27
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and now it's the baby show i was like wait a minute how the hell that happened i'm sorry what were you saying well but i give up i give up man celebrity death match there hasn't been enough years in here to to well that i give up i give up man so ah celebrity death match has i believe enough years in here to to to more Glick Squatch versus Judas Lee. finish loud get there
00:35:59
Speaker
I'm keeping that one, by the way. You ain't taking that one away. I'm keeping the burp. Glick Lee versus broccoli. Yeah, I'll get like a Sasquatch and then like a big-ass piece of broccoli stuff and like generate it.
00:36:17
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You can get like an i animated sli like a little animated video of it. I could do one of those grocery store rubber bands at the belt.
00:36:32
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You nailed it, Mandy. See, you understand. ahead, Glick. I'm giving you the night and then I'm going to take all of this shit from everybody, including you, Mandy, and I'm going write the most epic fucking diss track of all time.
00:36:50
Speaker
Of all fucking time, Scorpio, you better shut the fuck up in the background or you're on the list. What is it that, Jericho? sweetie, let him in and you have put me on the shit list and it still doesn't affect me. and That's... not Rocky, I would... Listen here, MGK. I'm gonna need you to settle down. MGK. Before I talk about Eminem, I'm Emma Glick over here. Emma Glick over here. Glick-a-mail.
00:37:21
Speaker
How embarrassing would that be if we went distract for distract that that buried you? you a I hear I want to hear Glick's actual voice on a watch on it track. Yes, man. Let's go. a wrap I can't rap either. Yeah. down you could I think you could pull it off, bud.
00:37:47
Speaker
Oh, no, no, no, no. He couldn't. No. no Glick wrapping would be worse than Jedi wrapping. Oh, Jedi wouldn't be able to wrap for shit. I wouldn't i wouldn't go that far, but thanks.
00:38:05
Speaker
You didn't really think I was going to step up here and bust your balls. This whole goddamn network. I'm burning this big shit account. Here we go again. I'm starting at the end of the day, right? Here we go. i'm pissed off i'm gonna take my toys and go home actually you're right mandy that was a good comment what she's it's up here you like it's like these kids are here police yeah here it is that nice
00:38:46
Speaker
I'm burning this bitch down and i'm re I'm restarting a new network. It'll become not the the Sensical Network. sits know yeah It'll be called the Nonsense Whomper Room.
00:39:00
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yeah That's a good name, Mandy. Hey, by the way, so you remember when i was when Glick was on vacation and you gave me that name, it was, ah you said Boats, Hoes, and Saturday Night Wolves or whatever?
00:39:14
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ah When you gave me that, I actually got banned on Twitch or for putting that on Spotify. And I tried to tell Glick, he was like, oh, no, man, you can't make the name bad. I was like, well, shit, I just honestly copied and pasted what Mandy said because it sounds dope.
00:39:33
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like Oh, okay. Well, sorry. Sorry, Glick. Whoopsie. Sometimes you have to be careful with my smart ass comments. I thought it was a good kick ass name. I didn't think about it.
00:39:51
Speaker
just wanted to share with you that Mandy Glick didn't like your name, but I loved the name. that's just hat just Just saying. I'm just saying.
00:40:03
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know People act one way in front of you and then one way behind your back. you know just that's that's sounds but That's all I'm saying. I've never say yeah you' sure seen Rocky before the show.
00:40:17
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Please, Glick. I'm sorry, Glick. I didn't mean to. I just wanted to fit in with with Jedi. i was just I was just making jokes, buddy. Please don't bury me. Oh, hell no, man. I'll be getting right in this shit right now. I think he even thought about i think i think he even said, Daddy Glick, I'll be good next time, I promise. hope this with Okay, okay. learn yeah But somewhere close to that.
00:40:46
Speaker
I wouldn't listen to a word he has to say, Mandy. Trust me. died just that's That's not true. so yeah Really? Coming from a liar and a backstabber?
00:40:58
Speaker
In fact, he was behind stage like before the show started, Mandy. And he's like, hey, look. Look at what I created. Now I can actually look like your brother. And I was like, you can't do that, man. That's out of line. That's out of pocket. You can't show that on the network, man. You might get banned.
00:41:14
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You know, the Wayans brothers and Drewski has made that okay. Damn, I'd be a sexy black man.
00:41:26
Speaker
I'd get all the white bitches. Damn. What up, girl? How you doing? It looks like The Rock and some weird black dude had a kid together. My name is Lamar Glick, baby. How you doing? Lamar Glick, baby. look don't be mad at me because got a sweet tan you punk bitches that was a nice tan i got that florida
00:42:00
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but don't be mad at me cause i got a sweet tan you punk bites was a nice end like like got died in florida that I was down there day one and Rocky texted me he said, man, you got to work on your tan so you look like me when you come home. And I did. Now he's using it again. That's some I did it for a good old Jedi, too, actually. Jedi got himself nice tail. better looking black man than you are.
00:42:30
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Oh, my God. somebody history why Yeah, I know, right, Mandy? You look so terrible, bro.
00:42:45
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What's up, Carlton? How are you going make him a black man and he still looks like fucking Casper? Mandy. I'm just saying. um thank
00:43:00
Speaker
Even as a black dude, he'd still be white. I've just put out some new songs. I've got to get on it. I just cleared out a lot of room in the media for new music.
00:43:14
Speaker
That is true. Ladies and gentlemen, he has deleted all of my music out of the library. did not delete any of his music. I watched him do it. I did delete one or two.
00:43:25
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You notice i didn't even use I didn't even use our intro tonight. That's how hard I was.
00:43:31
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Yeah, you're right. that yeah no You went right into dissing me. Oh, wow. Thanks, Glick. Thanks for going directly into Glick. I hope y'all's coming in hot tonight.
00:43:43
Speaker
Jeez, wow. All right, boys, I have got to go for just a little bit. Y'all's trying not to kill each other until I get back. We'll do our best. We'll make sure to do it live so that you get everyone can everyone watch.
00:43:58
Speaker
If you guys want to see the fights, please send money to the Glick Glick 13. I told you. I'm like Wyatt Earp here. You tell them I'm coming and I'm bringing hell with me.
00:44:13
Speaker
Yeah, i generated that image of Jedi last night. We roasted him. You missed that part. We roasted him for like 30 minutes. Even Shabba.
00:44:25
Speaker
That must have been after the four hours of you. The four hour betrayal session. It was not a four hour betrayal session. I swear. Again, I'm not very good with numbers.
00:44:38
Speaker
but He said he looks Mexican. have music all of these songs that I've made for these um ah ungrateful bitches is going to be coming out. Oh, ungrateful bitches. all Every single one of them, including Jedi. Ungrateful bitches.
00:44:58
Speaker
Jedi, you're getting it too, because you deceived me. You're an ungrateful bitch on the ground. he told me You told me Sasquatches didn't know how to use computers or sing, and now I have a diss truck. That's why we started the show late tonight, because I was in here in the and in my in my my my my studio, in the lab, as we call it, us musicians.
00:45:22
Speaker
Musicians. and i and i was trying to put all you know because i play every instrument so like i did all that i was recorded live in the studio that that song i mean i i hate to i hate to Come out like that and be like, hey, I guess I can't sing guys I'm a healthy musician. He dropped a this album on me guys album will my dropped A song the still in the works but I thought I thought about i thought about turning that into a little sad sappy song Yeah A little sad for all of us Spending time over the years
00:46:04
Speaker
i was have but once i once i had the lyrics that i was having too much fun playing with it on uh because i've got like six or seven different of the uh the ai music you know yeah but i'm a cheap bastard so i don't pay for any of them so i was like i had one that i really liked that i would anybody pay for that i know right but i couldn't get it to i couldn't get it off their fucking app without paying i'm like i fuck you guys although now i'm thinking about it i could just do the screen record like i did Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, smart.
00:46:35
Speaker
Well, help me get these ones up here, which I put them in both. Again, I'm grateful bastard. Yeah, yeah, so ungrateful. im So ungrateful. I've seen what happened last night. I've seen and I heard and I watched and then Wally was in there too. Wally actually commented on on the songs. He's very impressed.
00:46:56
Speaker
I know I can count on Wally. He doesn't understand the dynamics. you know and you and you And I uploaded it for you too. You've got to leave the people wanting more. Instead, you just blew your load prematurely.
00:47:12
Speaker
All over the place. All over the Jedi's whore face. What's the dinner report? Well, I know what Glicks Me. so I don't think I'm going to get a chance, Chris, to eat. but but with a With a side of gravy-covered Jedi.
00:47:36
Speaker
We have a Jedi. Where are you, man? Defend me. that's good i where Yeah. Where's your, where's your friend at now, buddy? Where's he at? Where's he at? hu where's Where's he at? Judas.
00:47:49
Speaker
You know, you know, a friend that never left you high and dry always had your back. Yeah. This guy right here.
00:47:58
Speaker
i ah I've been working on something. I'm going to put next week, bad ladies and gentlemen, I am going to play a compilation of every roast Glick has given me and the ten almost 10 plus years relationship we've had. And I want you guys to tell me, I'm going to clip that, by the way i way. Who has always been here for you? And then it's going to say, you're fired. Get out of here, fuck you That might take you 10 years to complete. Oh, fuck off! Because that's a long compilation. That's a long compilation. If I'm not roasting you and I'm not busting your balls, then you know something's wrong. Oh, there was awesome i will I will give you some props. I mean, you've got some points back tonight because you were man enough to show up here. You know,
00:48:53
Speaker
the the The demon that led you astray and tempted you with the spoiled fruit is nowhere to be found.
00:49:08
Speaker
Yes, he has abandoned me. full he Full circle abandoned me. Crazy.
00:49:16
Speaker
Never ever have I abandoned you. I've always been here for you, my son. Even in your darkest hour. Okay. The beach, those extra set of footsteps were mine.
00:49:29
Speaker
I'm going to find you of video right now to play for you guys that he, I saved it for this specifically. I'm going to play it. Something Glick said to me, though, so loving, it resonated with me, my heart. This is probably some AI type bullshit as you hear him clicking, clacking away on his keyboard over there.
00:49:47
Speaker
Hey, i make this video. Make this video, of Glick. but Huh? probably going to be black too.
00:49:59
Speaker
Is that Kayla in the background commenting? No, it's Cash. What did you say? Checkmate. Checkmate on what?
00:50:12
Speaker
Cash, you're in my corner, right? You see what I did there? Judas Lee. judi judas lee Come on, Cash. Get on camera, man. I haven't seen you in a long time, man. I bet you... Two weeks. Two weeks he has betrayed me and stabbed me in the back. I would never, ever betray anybody.
00:50:33
Speaker
It's a fake news No one ever should believe anything that he has to say ever. I've always been in your corner, Cash. i just it's just been It's a dark corner, so you can't see me that well.
00:50:44
Speaker
But I'm there. but and and and and and ah Whoa, whoa, calm down, calm down, calm down. All right. I thought you banned this guy.
00:51:00
Speaker
Oh, fucking A, dude. No. There's nice there's my sweet shaman.
00:51:09
Speaker
I'm trying to bring him up. Stop stop dropping him down broccoli. eat Stop dropping me down, Rod. What happened? What happened?
00:51:20
Speaker
Ah, see and and in and it continues again in tonight, too. No fuck. showman dude you he's gonna come here your that worried now you could come here a roast me with joe black as but la to aia I asian tonight Shaman, i I just want to say thank you Shaman for being a a real friend and not being tempted by that that soulless demon known as fake Jedi.
00:51:56
Speaker
and Yeah, those sons of bitches. And I tried to stick up for you last night when they were trying to drag you down with them, but my comments kept mysteriously getting deleted. You know what? That was actually happening to the Canadian as well. His shit kept getting deleted last night.
00:52:13
Speaker
I told them, I said, you keep my sweet shaman's name out of your fucking mouths. item this They didn't And then it just disappeared. And i was like, what the fuck?
00:52:23
Speaker
What the fuck? Oh, I should take a picture of this hooker right now and send it to y'all.
00:52:31
Speaker
what Thank you, Chris. a hooker Yeah, thank you, Chris. oh Let me honor it and watch this. That's the best comment. I love you so much, Chris.
00:52:41
Speaker
I'd like to see you try, Chris Technician. You're not going to win, Chris, but I appreciate the effort.
00:52:50
Speaker
Give me a C- for effort. I have finally gotten. i have um let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Viewers, I have not gotten one fucking person on this network on my side except for Chris and Wally. Everybody else has abandoned me. I have to break it to you, but but this technician is just toying with you. He don't mean that. I know where his loyalty lies.
00:53:19
Speaker
He's just in code opposition. Also, so wally Wally is just looking for a reason to to get op slapped.
00:53:30
Speaker
I done told him I'll make his big ass tap. You did actually last night in the match. a I wouldn't do And you wouldn't do that to me, buddy. Chris, you got to choose, man. You can't keep playing both sides. I know. I know it's a lot to ask of you, but you got to choose, man.
00:53:57
Speaker
You got to choose brother v brother.
00:54:02
Speaker
Sit on the side of king or join a gesture. sit on the side of a king or join a gesture No, you got to either join a king or join a fucking bear who will eat you.
Metaphors and Management
00:54:13
Speaker
He will eat you alive. It's part of the training. so You think Squatch is a bear?
00:54:21
Speaker
Yes, I fully believe he will eat you. So I am warning you, Chris, your dinner report is going to look a lot different if you don't pick correctly. Do you think so? Are afraid of bears?
00:54:34
Speaker
I am King Squatch. No.
00:54:40
Speaker
I have an... By the way, see, also, I want you to know, Shaman, I'm a true friend. See, i I want to know, hey, did you get your promotion? Glick didn't know about it. Glick didn't even ask you, by the way. But I did. Remember that. Remember that shit. Remember that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I also want to point out to you that this...
00:55:07
Speaker
this this real friend, true friend, as he calls himself, will go on other shows behind your back oh and bury you inside with those hosts just so he can try to get into their good graces because he's a parasite.
00:55:23
Speaker
That's what we've learned about Judas. You know what? Bring your... Come back up here. You're a parasite. You leach on to a bigger, st stronger, more dominant apex predator and you leach off it.
00:55:37
Speaker
to make yourself up appear like an
00:55:49
Speaker
Parasitical companionship. I think that's what they call that in the scientific world.
00:55:56
Speaker
to hell off. Science!
00:56:01
Speaker
Thank you, Wally. Who said I forgave you? Are you you the hu been listening to the last hour of this show, right ah Wally? Thank you, Wally. I just don't have a long time with this man.
00:56:12
Speaker
you Have you heard me? i don't know shit about cars. This is going to be the shittiest show of all time. Welcome to Speedway. I drive a car.
00:56:27
Speaker
yeah i drive one I can tell you about basic shit he's gonna Like I want to get me a 1964 Chevy Mustang with a Hemi in it I'll be right back. Oh shit. I'll be right back. Yeah, yeah am know that he's gone you can actually get If you put a heavy in a Mustang that would be pretty nice to
00:56:50
Speaker
could you put me in hey wally could you put a himmy in a mustang or would it be too big
00:56:58
Speaker
i don't know shit about cars i i i'm not a musician i'm not a comedian and i interview them so if wally don't want to interview car get billboard maybe rocky could
00:57:20
Speaker
I'll see you, but you're not going anywhere. You've signed a blood oath. but them on yeah okay Would you have to like cut it cut anything out? or I don't know. Now I'm sure.
00:57:31
Speaker
I know what I'm Googling later, Wally.
00:57:39
Speaker
ah love I love the the thought of putting it different manufacturers and different cars. you know You've seen that the meme of the girl that's like sitting on the couch looking all shitty and she's like he's probably out with a bunch of whores and everything and then they show the guy and he's actually doing something stupid with his friends. Yes.
00:58:01
Speaker
And I'm just googling can you put in a can you put a Hemi into a Ford Mustang and watching videos on it like hmm. That's what I spend half my time doing is looking up shit like that. Yeah.
00:58:16
Speaker
Bullshit, I didn't sign it. Yeah, you signed it already. You just didn't know it.
00:58:23
Speaker
and Wally, in high school, you made big-ass fucking V8 in an S10 from Martinsburg. Is that who you're talking about? We were in high school. There was a cat in Martinsburg that put a big-ass V8 into an S10, and he had to, like,
00:58:39
Speaker
cut out some, guides other them and then he had like fucking log chains underneath. It was a mess.
00:58:52
Speaker
It was by no means professional in any way. think I'm having heart attack. My chest is broken. It's a fucking heart.
00:59:04
Speaker
right My heart is dying because Rocky hurt it. It's so bad. the betrayal. It's the betrayal. do this Judas Lee. That fake Jedi. I always knew he was a fake Jedi.
00:59:22
Speaker
Yeah, actually, we had a um viewer call us out on that. He said, you're not a real Jedi and he's not a real shaman. It's like, wow. Wow.
00:59:32
Speaker
I mean, he's not a real Jedi, but how dare he say you're not a real shaman? Right? He don't know that. He don't know you. You don't know my life.
00:59:46
Speaker
You don't know me. Chill, promotion, huh? so yeah Yeah, I imp applied for promotion. I applied. ah think I got sick it. You're going to be the owner now?
01:00:02
Speaker
Well, I'll be a a general manager if I get it. coming Yeah, well, I'm an assistant general manager right now. Facts, Wally. Big time facts. I don't want responsibility. I just want to go in and do my job and leave.
01:00:21
Speaker
Yeah, I'll tell you what. i don't actually care if I don't get it. So that's good.
01:00:27
Speaker
Yeah, I don't... Let me ask...
01:00:33
Speaker
You know, you want to be a supervisor, move into management? Not really. Been there, done that. It's a fucking headache. I want to come in and work my fucking eight hours, do my job, and go home.
01:00:44
Speaker
You know? Yeah, if you're getting paid enough, like, why the hell would you want to move up? Yeah, how about instead of moving me into manager, just give me the manager pay, and I'll just keep doing what I'm doing.
01:00:57
Speaker
Yeah. How's that? Yeah, budday. Yeah, budday. I did just have my yearly commute, too. They better give me a raise. They don't give me the promotion. They damn better give me raise.
01:01:09
Speaker
They're going to give me both money. Well, like I said, I don't really care. The promotion comes with a lot more hours and responsibilities. So, I mean, I'm cool if I don't get it. But if I do, I'll take the money. And it's fucking salary.
01:01:31
Speaker
Ugh. I will never work for salary again.
01:01:35
Speaker
Well,
01:01:40
Speaker
if, because I, when I worked for Orkin, I was paid a salary. I worked for, i was on salary and the salary was cool. Like I made, but I made my money from commission.
01:01:53
Speaker
any i usually my My commission checks were usually doubled, almost triple what I made on salary. and I got my commission checks once a month. That's nice. said We got a bonus.
01:02:07
Speaker
I was looking over some financials today, though. It looked like my boss might get a way bigger bonus than me. and like I'm fine with him getting more, but like that much more? Holy shit, bro.
01:02:19
Speaker
Come on, bro. Get your shit together. ah You better start doing some more work.
01:02:26
Speaker
battery You should be allowed to punch him in the dick twice a day at random. Yeah. yeah Yeah. You like that big bonus? like his big punch. We're the balls. That's what it feels like every every Friday night when I tune in into the Lazy Shaman show lately.
01:02:50
Speaker
Yeah, I feel like that too. You know, every time Lazy opens his mouth. but
01:03:00
Speaker
Yeah, you should probably get rid of that guy. Get you a new co-host.
01:03:07
Speaker
All I can find is Canadians.
01:03:11
Speaker
That's kind of a downgrade. Yeah. i mean that's hard to believe that, you know, but it's it's a little bit of a downgrade.
01:03:24
Speaker
Canadian for Jedi? Yeah.
01:03:27
Speaker
But on a side note, the bar is set really low for a good co-host. Thanks to lazy. Yeah. I mean, just about anybody can do it. Yeah. You get a brain dead chimp in there.
01:03:42
Speaker
I'm just saying, you know, life that's not a bad idea. That is not a bad idea. Probably be a hell a lot cheaper.
01:03:53
Speaker
Well, not really, because lazy pays for the, uh, StreamYard and the ah X account.
01:04:05
Speaker
See, i need to get that I need to get that hooked up. I pay for everything around here. I yelled at the other day because Wally wants me to get stickers made. I'm like, hey, buddy, they cost money.
01:04:17
Speaker
I did have the I think I did the premium version of CapCut for a couple months and then I canceled that. and I'm not a big fan of CapCut. I mean, it's all right. for what it yeah But i don't I couldn't imagine paying for it.
01:04:34
Speaker
I think it was like $9.99. And then you know they give you you know access to a couple, you know a few more, I guess, ah templates and shit. yeah And then I guess I had some credits because I made one of Lazy Dancing Like Michael Jackson.
01:04:54
Speaker
It came out pretty nice. What up, Daniel? What up, mate? What up, Burris? Daniel Barry.
01:05:06
Speaker
Daniel Barry, Burris.
01:05:14
Speaker
I
01:05:18
Speaker
want to get me some vape real quick. Some what? Some vape
01:05:27
Speaker
Some vapes? What are you going to get?
01:05:33
Speaker
Probably a vanilla custard. I don't know. Maybe blueberry cereal. Oh, shit. Drop my keys.
01:05:44
Speaker
one others and Which vapes do you... Are you you talking like regular vapes are you talking about the weed vapes? No, it's just a regular vape. This is a 50 bar brand. This is who it's from.
01:05:56
Speaker
have you Have you seen the, like, the fogger ones like I have with the pods and the battery and all that dumb shit? Yeah, yeah. I had a chocolate one like that, but it wasn't great. No, the chocolate one.
01:06:09
Speaker
Oh, you had it, huh? No, Kayla got it, and she wasn't a fan of it. No, I like the more fruity flavors. I've got an orange slush right now that's pretty good. No, I love the desserts. That's what got me on it was the dessert flavors.
01:06:25
Speaker
Yeah, when I had a mods, when I would buy the juice in the bottles, i got a lot of the dessert flavors. Yeah, that churros and like the Milkman series they had. Or whatever Milkman edition stuff they had. That was the shit.
01:06:44
Speaker
Yeah, i like that. That and then they had the PB&J brand that was really good too. Oh, that was... um He had like berry and strawberry. yeah monster I think monsters made that.
01:06:59
Speaker
Yeah, I think it might have been. probably have one floating around here somewhere. It's probably no good at this point. I need to go back to the
01:07:15
Speaker
um mods and stop buying these goddamn things, man. I mean, they're better, like, I guess at home, but at work, you know, it's nice to be able to sneak it some shit in because we're not even supposed to, um don't think we're supposed to vape on property.
01:07:31
Speaker
Yeah, we're not we're not either. We're not supposed to it either. But, I mean, it's nice to have. But if I got a small bond, only problem with the small bonds is that I don't feel like you get a good hit on it. But that's what i like about this because I can just take this to work and I can be walking down the hallway. and Like last night we were at the movies and I had it in there.
01:07:49
Speaker
It's not like I'm a giant-ass fucking clown. Well, I'll be... Oh, well let me not say that. Never mind, because i i don't know what boss is watching.
01:08:01
Speaker
I'll be from time to time in different places, allegedly. yeah yep Allegedly, allegedly. you know there's There's no proof of it happening.
01:08:12
Speaker
it's It's always off camera. Always off camera. Yeah. and mean How's your boss going to know who it is? You have no face. That's right. That's right. anyway and See, look at hair. hey It wasn't me. sir You have no proof.
01:08:29
Speaker
Well, you want to know how my boss even knows about the show? How about the show? but ah I shared a tech talk with him. and You know, um it was from the show account and I didn't realize that TikTok was like, hey, this person just sent you this video. Do you want to follow them?
01:08:45
Speaker
Oh, yeah. there's an a Everybody at work knows about the network. I'm surprised I haven't been fired yet.
01:08:59
Speaker
That's exactly that's honestly that's the reason the original reason I don't show my face is just because of work because I don't need any of that bullshit. Yeah, I look at it this way. It's 18 and up. It's not safe for work, especially Saturday nights.
01:09:13
Speaker
The rest of the week is pretty good. I mean,
01:09:19
Speaker
absolutely watch it. Do whatever you want. don't care. Yeah, you're good. But see, you know, all we have is our Friday night episode and, and you know, we just, we're as offensive as possible, you know?
01:09:31
Speaker
it's kind of like, Yeah, I know. I had to do some cleaning up this morning when I woke up. from I messaged Rocky and I said, hey, I know you're going be up on Shopland Show. Why don't you guys why don't you go ahead and run it onto our channel?
01:09:47
Speaker
um And then I got this morning and I had a couple copyright things. I was like, ah, shit. Did you really? Yeah, no strikes. No strikes. Just like, you know, with they're like copywritten in some territories. You can't monetize. I was like, fucking hell. i just went and tri trimmed it out there was like you guys played careless whisperer and something else no shit yeah so i just uh i just trimmed them out because you know you can go into the uh youtube studio and they'll give you an option for you know where you can erase or trim out uh copy yeah parts i just i do that because they get they give me to the every
01:10:29
Speaker
every artist that I have on here that distributes through distro kid or whatever it is, cause that motherfucker, that motherfucking place slaps a copyright on everything. They, they tell us that some territories and I'm like, literally had the person who wrote, sang and performed the instruments on my show and gave me permission.
01:10:52
Speaker
Like, shut the fuck up. I don't give a fuck about this distro kid guy. Like he can, They can, he can, whatever it is, can suck my
Technical Issues and Betrayal
01:11:01
Speaker
asshole. but I just got into Facebook. I into them with ever face with facebook for playing Kissing Lula.
01:11:11
Speaker
um And was like, not only have they been on my on my channel and given me exclusive permission to play their music, I'm also very good friends with the lead singer.
01:11:24
Speaker
So eat a dick. Yeah, see, I just checked. I do have a copyright on there, but it it didn't even alert me because I guess it didn't ah affect it. Yeah, it just hit us with monetization or whatever.
01:11:45
Speaker
Good Lord, Rock Lee. How long it take you to go get a beer? Ah, the worst fucking bartender ever.
01:11:53
Speaker
baby man come in and go each and Go get your drink there for you, buddy. I'll be right back four hours later.
01:12:06
Speaker
ah you're good. I'm trying to, why is it not giving me the option here to, did I already said it? i didn't say Oh, I did set it. Apparently I did set it.
01:12:20
Speaker
No, I didn't set it.
01:12:25
Speaker
Okay. Well, now it's going to. The fuck?
01:12:31
Speaker
Ladies and gentlemen, don't forget we have the Super Chats and it is Saturday night. And if we hit our goal for the night,
01:12:46
Speaker
you will get to co-host on a show of your choice.
01:12:53
Speaker
Any show on the network throughout the week, you can co-host.
01:13:08
Speaker
To the top super gifter. Start that goal real quick. Um,
01:13:17
Speaker
Yeah, rules si little a little way to say, hey, thanks. But, you know, if you're if it's not Saturday night, you got you got to play accordingly because it's not not every night of the week is wild and crazy acting asshole night because we do content driven shows. So be a part of the show.
01:13:38
Speaker
Co-hosts. Yeah. So, yeah, super chats are available. Yeah. Give us your monies. Give us your human monies, as Dan Housing would say. Hope support the shows, cause this shit ain't free.
01:13:52
Speaker
Well, it's not free for me. okay It's free for others.
01:14:00
Speaker
Apparently, I was told that I have to go get sticklewaters. different Stickers. Stickers.
01:14:08
Speaker
So, ooh, by the way, i got a, tomorrow I'm gonna order those, Wally, if you still got your ears out, I'm gonna order those for truck.
01:14:21
Speaker
Oh, excuse me, for the doors. um
01:14:26
Speaker
And then I may order some some smaller ones as well. I'm gonna see how much they cost.
01:14:34
Speaker
So, yeah, there's that.
01:14:40
Speaker
and I'm thinking about, I'm thinking, thinking. Like said, got to wait and see how much everything's going to cost. i may I may get some stuff to try to do a couple shirts. Although I do have the five shirts that I got for you all, Cephas, that I can practice on.
01:15:01
Speaker
The house is kind of coming together finally, so I can kind of sort of set that shit up and be able to do stuff.
01:15:13
Speaker
And it can't be that hard. i don't know why I'm yawning so much. Other than the fact that I have not slept for shit this week. Fuck. My whole body hurts. Like, I feel like I've gone 10 rounds with a fucking Mack truck.
01:15:31
Speaker
And I have not been sleeping for shit this week.
01:15:35
Speaker
So.
01:15:39
Speaker
I'm still fucking hurting.
01:15:46
Speaker
Although I wonder if I should be concerned at all about my chest hurting. Currently. i don't know.
01:15:56
Speaker
Maybe, maybe not. We'll see what happens. i can still feel my appendages. I think I'm good.
01:16:02
Speaker
We shall see.
01:16:10
Speaker
and other news, Cash and I went last night and seen the new movie, i What was that called? Backrooms, Cash? Nah. I wouldn't have seen Backrooms last night. That was a weird fucking movie, man.
01:16:27
Speaker
What's that? I got banned from leaving a match early. Which game? Marvel Rifles. You're always getting banned on that game. Yeah, because it's stupid.
01:16:41
Speaker
Yeah, I didn't even know like there was a whole freaking like Backrooms community thing, like on what started on YouTube? started from a picture.
01:16:52
Speaker
It started from a picture. And people started making videos about it that led us into a game. Yeah, YouTube and then to a game and now a movie. But, you know, it was ah it was it was by a twenty four And A24 Studios is really good.
01:17:08
Speaker
I think they're still a younger production company. But they usually... Oh, for real? I'm back.
01:17:21
Speaker
Oh, that's crazy.
01:17:26
Speaker
It was definitely yeah it was ah it was a mind song. It was a good movie. Did you wear protection? No. Protections for the week.
01:17:38
Speaker
You could have an STD. Worth and it's worth it I guess.
01:17:46
Speaker
I got three of them already.
01:17:53
Speaker
hey nothing i Ain't nothing that I can do to get rid of this. Unless I pull a Rock Lee's dad and go out for milk and never come back. enhance
01:18:09
Speaker
Kids are like STDs, I heard somebody say once before.
01:18:16
Speaker
A lifelong STD. Speaking of STDs, welcome back, Judas.
01:18:27
Speaker
I had to go get beer, aka I had to go work on something because I can't like click diss me, so I have to diss him back. You spent two weeks dissing me, you son of a bitch. He was just working on more intros for us.
01:18:41
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Not to mention not to mention the the two weeks I was on vacation, you spent dissing me with all these clowns.
01:18:51
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Hey, no press or, yeah ah there's no such thing as bad press.
01:19:00
Speaker
I don't know. I got some pretty damaging pretty damaging things on on Jedi. This is not going to bode well for you guys to go. see do You see the black Jedi?
01:19:15
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's what you got up. Oh, shit. Okay. All right. The whitest of white guys doing blackface. Wait until I release that. Mm-hmm. Show's canceled.
01:19:28
Speaker
Show's canceled. Welcome everybody to the Shaman show. Yep. Just mad. Mm-hmm. Yeah, Rocky, you thought what I did for you did to you was bad. Wait until you see what I do to Jedi.
01:19:40
Speaker
you give Did you get a rock white face? I wonder what I would look like. I've never done that before.
01:19:50
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i mean, you are kind of the whitest black guy I know.
01:19:55
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Okay, I'm definitely finishing this song.
01:20:00
Speaker
Well, you could you know what? You can play it on next Friday night over on on on your buddy Jedi show. I plan
01:20:14
Speaker
on it. This show. This is the show. This show tonight, guys, the actual flagship. <unk> Typical Judas type clown in action. right there ah this I'm hypo zero threat i am dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. Another show and you're not even around.
01:20:34
Speaker
I buried you to your face. You were literally backstage the whole time. Yeah, to be fair, you did. I even played End of the Road for you. I know. I was like, what the fuck? How many songs has this guy written about me? That was one that I had in there. It was one of those AI covers. It was perfect, though.
01:21:00
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he yeah I went through it and I made room for for for you know future projects and future future stuff
01:21:09
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saying I could have taken us to church for your for your for your burial we could have went to church Rocky like this oh oh
01:21:48
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That girl so scandalous and you know another nigga couldn't handle it. Couldn't handle this shaking her ass. I've to enough black churches that that could really actually happen. go love eat out It probably has. but I'll tell you right now. That's fire. you know i have, mean I mean, if I were to ever be the church coin type again, you know,
01:22:15
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I would definitely have to go to an all-black church because there ain't nothing better than old preacher up there giving a sermon and then all a sudden just starts singing. And then the choir just right behind me was like, a oh, whoa, what the hell happened? but like I've been here for four hours. I'm sweating my ass off.
01:22:34
Speaker
and Fun time, buddy. song to phone phone phones Oh, that rock's scandalous.
01:22:48
Speaker
I don't know the podcast, but we can't handle this. a We're talking about Glick, right? Shaman? To his face, right? Not behind the scenes like you did my jetting like you did yesterday and the week before too. so eat it Free and got out of all blame.
01:23:08
Speaker
i Last week last week it was last week really week it was, oh, you were brainwashed. This week it's you didn't say anything. you're proud alone I appreciate you dragging the pure name of shaman through the mud with your own debauchery and degenerate acts of betrayal and backstabbery.
01:23:32
Speaker
Yeah. and yeah i didn't do nothing sugar How dare you? at the end of the day felt I found taking advantage of and lured in and um seen it I'm a victim.
01:23:52
Speaker
Are you are? i'm a fish Yeah, I believe it. I seen it at the end of the day. Common's a real one. go again with this end of the day shit.
01:24:05
Speaker
okay At the end of the day? You didn't ask about that. You're like, you have you ever heard Blake say at the end of the day? And I'm like, not really. Now I have. Now I have. I didn't realize I said it that much. pay i be I know I do. I know I do. And at the end of the day, I say it a lot. You know, what can I say? That's some gangster shit I can say at the end of the day.
01:24:27
Speaker
At the end of the day, it's all love, homie. One love. Okay. Ninja. All right. All right.
01:24:43
Speaker
alright yeah Yeah. No, I had a coven. I deserve this. So I will take it. What's up? Trails.
01:25:02
Speaker
angry quiet angry gliitchs
01:25:08
Speaker
I wish my daughter would hurry up to get off work so I can have a beverage.
01:25:13
Speaker
Off work? What do you mean? I'm the only one old that can drive right now, and I want to make sure she's off work. Yeah. You have to go pick her up? No, no. Are you shaman going to take over your network?
01:25:25
Speaker
No, she's not. I'm not the license. Well, I'm just saying, like, if you need it to time, shaman can take over your network while you're gone. No, she drives.
01:25:37
Speaker
<unk> We'll see how loyal your friend is. knew you were saying you said That's why just started laughing because I was like, this is just dangerous. Whatever the fuck he's doing is diabolical.
01:25:53
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go put him in control of the driver's seat. Actually, I'll take myself off panel so that I don't go down with it. To the ground before I let you have control the driver again, Rocky.
01:26:08
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Hello, guys. Welcome to the Nonsensical Network.
01:26:14
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Sorry, technical difficulties there. phrase Yeah, back of the bus, Rocky, where you belong. I put myself there. Back of the bus with
01:26:29
Speaker
We both, we drop each other down at Shaman Freezes. Great. Fucking great. sco what do i do now? ah I've never done this before.
01:26:48
Speaker
Where's Fido at?
01:26:51
Speaker
He will not be able to laugh. got
01:26:57
Speaker
Yeah, you heard that. look at that. Not even in the chat tonight. Look, your boy is spooked. Yeah, he said it yesterday. He said it yesterday. He's like, man, I'm worried about going on the show. He said it. but I still came up. I was like, i ain't scared, man. I'll show up because I didn't do anything wrong. I can defend my innocence.
01:27:20
Speaker
You know what's funny is... ah For some reason when I pulled YouTube up YouTube up I couldn't find the live stream and even when I checked your channel it wasn't popping up at first and I was like damn oh shit there is some shit going on in there now I was I was open put it I that's can I say important every time he gets home that's why i make hey bitchches love me what can i do
01:27:52
Speaker
Come on, I said hi, and I would love to have been there tonight. Hey, Glick says hi, and he'd love to be there tonight. Yes.
01:28:09
Speaker
you're getting ah you're getting a belly scratch right now in response ah got to spa at the spot breath And i then I does to to Rock Lee, he scratches his belly and pats him on the head and calls him a good little bitch. Poor Rock Lee does nothing wrong.
01:28:28
Speaker
It's OK. It's all right.
01:28:32
Speaker
poor rockcoli does nothing wrong it's okay it's all right that was That was Shaman. Don't be worried, Shaman. You go get it, too. so You've only gotten a small sample of what I'm capable of, Rocky. Do you really want the full my full attention and my full heat?
01:28:57
Speaker
I got a 10-bell minus 5-bell salute tonight. respect really was the the the beat The beast fully awakened and rained down fire upon you. i don't know about that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that, Rocky.
01:29:19
Speaker
I don't want to have to do that to you.
01:29:23
Speaker
Just like an abusive father. Why'd you make me hit you? Rocky wouldn't know anything about the father situation. So, I mean, there's that. but Some of us, in your defense, Rocky, some of us who had dads would have been better off without them.
01:29:40
Speaker
Just saying. Fair.
01:29:48
Speaker
Yeah, because my two moms didn't do it. You know, I wasn't cutting it. yeah
01:29:56
Speaker
ah It's all good, Ron. At the end of the day, you've learned a valuable lesson. I have. Or you haven't, and you'll have to learn again.
01:30:08
Speaker
It hurts me more than it hurts you. No, I've learned a very, very strong Listen never again Never again will I betray the King Sasquatch My name is definitely Judas now good trick
01:30:32
Speaker
Bitches better call me Judas Moving forward i feel like I feel like a damn godfather Around here, you know that you got it tell front so Sometimes you got to take your your most loyalist and and closest ah or who you thought was your most loyalist and closest ally. have to make You have to make an example out of them. Uh-oh.
01:31:02
Speaker
Mama Bear's coming out now, Rocky. and um You know what? No, no, no, no, no. This is too far. Kayla, you are off limits. you you're You're over here. You cannot step into this, okay? I am not a bitch. You better find somebody else. that's but flavor goav it fuck I I vouch for you. vouch for you, Kayla. Okay? I am not a bitch.
01:31:32
Speaker
believe you rocki You fired the first shot. oh what shot at the thing you better come correct lesson learned i can do whatever i want but something don't be nice to me yeah Don't be mean to me and then tell me you love me Like you're a bitch, but I love you. Fuck ain't.
01:32:11
Speaker
I'm just saying, Rocky, if the bitch shoe fits, where?
01:32:18
Speaker
a
01:32:21
Speaker
Oh, see, see Rocky, you know what? I think, I think at the end of the day, there you go again. God damn it. At the end of the day, Rocky, when all the smoke clears and the debris settles, you're going to, you're going to lesson and you're going to be even more loyal and even more dependable and and trustworthy because You'll know.
01:32:53
Speaker
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
01:32:58
Speaker
I didn't want to do this. God damn it. Somebody take control of this panel. I didn't want it to go this way. You forced my hand.
01:33:09
Speaker
I was a innocent bystander. I used AI to generate the matches. You considered it disrespect. Oh, no, mean I pretty much all lazy's fault. I mean, rocks evicted to I don't don't don't don't try to make Rocky the victim in this. He's he's the um lama I'm tired of being a victim. I'm not a victim anymore. shaman i am participating It was it was judas this fall it was all him. and He did it. it.
01:33:42
Speaker
it was alter through ego that's all i'll try to tell glick see you know you get it it thank god luckily to the stage the king the legend the king of the network Damn.
01:33:59
Speaker
Damn. Oh, look it. We got... and I'm sorry. Come back! Yeah, you know what? If he's getting an intro like that, I want to be introduced again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah I got you. I got you.
01:34:20
Speaker
Hey everybody. Welcome to the stage. I'm MoDod. You wait until the next time Lazy introduces you on our show. I'm going to let him.
01:34:31
Speaker
He sucks. Ladies and gentlemen, the one and true real legend of the Lazy Shaman show. The one and only.
01:34:43
Speaker
Hello, everybody. Thank you for coming in tonight. appreciate it. You guys have been going a while now. I think you should change your tampon right about now.
01:34:52
Speaker
You don't want to get some kind of... We're fighting right now. I gave up.
01:35:03
Speaker
He gave a 10-bell salute. That was five bells long.
01:35:12
Speaker
Well, I mean, he's not... He ran out of claws to count. He can't even count right.
01:35:21
Speaker
Quick, you bring it in for a hug, okay? We're gonna be fine. It's all gonna be fine. You got him muted? Am I muted?
01:35:32
Speaker
I'm in the comments. That is tense. Did you cut it short? I'm in the comments. I'm not even on that page anymore. Well, that's up that's actually 10. That's 10 bills. We got all the way to 10. They're button mashing each other. Oh, that's oh because earlier it was not 10. I was like, okay, you know what? i'm I'm cool with my salute now because I got 10 bills. There was one bill for each one my toes. I'm pretty sure that's 10.
01:35:59
Speaker
Kayla said, I think you learned his lesson. We should hear them. will you You want to hear the new song, Kayla? got the new song. We'll play the new songs right now. We'll play the new songs. Play Lazy's intro song again for a good one. Here's the new songs right now. We'll be right back.
01:36:17
Speaker
We'll be right back.
01:36:44
Speaker
We'll be right back.
01:36:59
Speaker
We'll be right back.
01:37:32
Speaker
But you chose a different faith, trading nonsense for us, new special. A choice so wild we still don't know.
01:37:42
Speaker
The crowd looked, I was shocked, disgust. Watching betrayal gather rust. You had a seat at the champion's table. The foot did over a folding cable.
01:37:54
Speaker
Goodbye, rock and lead goodbye Your credibility waved and died You picked the path of least resistance And vanished into irrelevance The bell has rung and count as three A lasted piece to your loyalty Cue the bagpipes, dim the lights Lower the
01:38:21
Speaker
Last night, not because the legend failed But because your judgment didn't age too well Lazy
01:39:11
Speaker
The nonsensical network.
01:39:52
Speaker
Eternally.
01:39:55
Speaker
like that do you really follow me do salt squatch made his own son wow That was like a fucking novel, bro. There was like chapters to that song.
01:40:09
Speaker
I know. That was a whole album. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What this wack-ass shit?
01:40:29
Speaker
We'll be right back.
01:40:46
Speaker
Excuses like a fish need water. Every loss got a speech getting longer and longer. You swear you're the king, but your kingdom look rented. Every promise that you made came back unfulfilled. Blick all gone.
01:40:57
Speaker
Blick no bite. Blick disappear when it's time to fight. Blick talk big. Blick talk slick. Whole crowd know that we can get Blick. Blick all gone.
01:41:08
Speaker
Blick no bite. Blick need daylight to survive tonight. Hey, Blick keep talking like he built this thing. Everybody knows Glick. Glick. Glick. Ah, man.
01:41:20
Speaker
Lies. Lies on lies on lies. Sorry, I had my radio up. Let me turn that down real quick. Listen to that Glick right in front of your face.
01:41:32
Speaker
He said he turned his radio up to listen to it. He said he had to turn it back up so he could hear me talk. That's what I heard. Yeah, that's what I said. That's what I that's what i said. like yeah That's what it was.
01:41:42
Speaker
I quit. I
Accusations and Friendships
01:41:44
Speaker
quit. I quit music. I quit friends. This is a bullshit. Get up here. How dare you, Ron, try to paint me in a bad picture.
01:41:57
Speaker
It was a honest mistake. I did it by mistake and then I went full force with it. sarge sarge yes i i mean let's do this let's listen's listen it was a honest mistake oh we or wasn't then it wasn't bit i was but mistaken then i went full force with It was completely accidentally on purpose. It was Jedi's idea. Jedi, you got me in this shit. Take control of your battle. Damn it, Jedi. What the fuck? Do not act down, okay? You told me that Sasquatch is good at rap. First you ruined our show, now you ruined this one too. Come on, man.
01:42:41
Speaker
Hey, fuck you, you Uncle Tom. Yeah.
01:42:47
Speaker
I'm in like that. You son of a bitch. You know, yeah you fucking on Betty. You think Shaman? I take rock. There we go. Boom. Please. Hey, I, hey yeah ie I'd watch my mouth if I was you.
01:43:01
Speaker
I have some i absolutely you know have some unsavory photos of you that's not going to bid very well on the internet if they get released. to pay extra to see those. Hey, la Lazy's a ah crazy, caring cunt. I'll start with K's.
01:43:21
Speaker
Jedi. That's no bueno. I am a quarter Puerto Rican. That could be disastrous. Just because you've got a tip of a dick in your ass doesn't make you a quarter Puerto Rican.
01:43:35
Speaker
That's not what they said on the brochure. In the school that sits by himself on the playground at lunch.
01:43:43
Speaker
yeah You know what? You're not even allowed 100 yards around a school, Sergeant Modogs. You need to calm down. Okay. Whoa. That's that's that's that's my boss they killed me for like what is the show almost two hours and you were gone what the fuck bro Yeah, great backup you guys good friend that dayar I'm here to set you free rock I got shot like 150. I ain't scared of these honkeys.
01:44:16
Speaker
That song deeply, deeply shocked me, first of all. You should play it you should play my intro music again. No, I kind of want to hear that hit song again, actually. Can play it one more time? yeah i believe newport i'm actually I actually kind of like it. I just tried to do something goofy. It was like, this will be dumb. It sounds was like really cool. but The guitar solo the guitar so reminds me of that Bon Jovi song. um i was going say, I feel like it's just the hair like an 80s hairband playing that song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the long, like freaking... They got the moose. They poof it up. Guns N' Roses.
01:44:54
Speaker
but can actually Actually more of a diss if you think about it. Because I thought so much about our bald heads that he had to put in a style surrounding people with actual hair that they don't have. LAUGHTER
01:45:11
Speaker
I wouldn't know what that's like being the greatest of all time. but You wouldn't know what being the greatest of all time is like? We know. I think you guys know what it's like to hang out with the greatest of all time.
01:45:25
Speaker
You're welcome. um and Yeah, we Rock came and hung out last night, so yeah, we got it. no i do i do I do charity work from that time to time, and by people like Rocky and Shaman, or not Shaman, Jedi, the less fortunate. Don't clean the windows on your short bus for free with the phone. tough lights over emojis But I think at all honesty, Kayla was asking for the WALL-E and my intros that you created.
01:46:01
Speaker
Wait, he made a good song for you guys. I did. That's my fucking point. this day i just sping around He was making intros for everybody. i actually sat there and wrote it too. Like wrote it, recorded. Um,
01:46:18
Speaker
well Yeah, he wrote the lyrics to your diss track. That wasn't AI. He meant that. I mean, the diss track was pretty great. Why aren't you trying to instigate shit? Didn't you just instigate
Music and Performance Dynamics
01:46:29
Speaker
it with me? You were like, you pointed out with me. He's trying to take your place on the network. He's trying to take your place on the network, Rock.
01:46:37
Speaker
Oh, this is not black crime. You're trying to get what's going on here. Exactly. This is gang warfare. This is my Sasquatch. That's my thing. I'm his fucking Sasquatch. He's selfish as fuck. I see what's going on here. Well, here you go. Here is the the the horrible, terrible friend I am. Here is the the shitty song that I wrote for the kid. This is what led to you being the horrible, shitty, terrible friend At the end of the day,
01:47:13
Speaker
you already know who runs this place.
01:47:45
Speaker
Full room tents, big boots, don't make the floorboards bend. Nonsensical network on the screen, flash red. Everybody talk to Blick Show instead.
01:47:56
Speaker
Half wild man, half black outrage. Whole crowd locked when he hit the stage. Talk real loud till the lights go black. Then the Sasquatch coming in, they can't talk back.
01:48:09
Speaker
Leather jacket, muddy boots, hands up high. Middle fingers pointing straight at the sky He don't need approval, don't care what they say Cause he still leaves standing at the end of the day And whether they love him or hate him instead He's still living rent-free inside they head At the end of the day I'm still standing here Big Ben Sasquatch Yeah, the name they found
01:48:43
Speaker
And get out of my way. Blick hit the building. And he's here to
01:48:55
Speaker
stay. Whole room freeze when the red light glow. Blick walk in and already know.
01:49:05
Speaker
Nonsensical network built from the ground. Now the whole damn crew got a powerful sound.
01:49:14
Speaker
Sasquatch grinned and roasted Everybody sitting next to him Half the crowd cheer, half the crowd mad But they all tune in cause the chaos too bad And whether they love him or hate him instead still live rent free inside they hate it At the end of the day I'm still standing here Big bad Sasquatch Yeah, the name they fear
01:49:50
Speaker
Glick hit the building
01:50:21
Speaker
Yeah, it might be a salt squash, but you still sent me $1.99, bitch. Booza, bitch.
01:50:31
Speaker
It is a badass song. I busted my ass on the song I wrote for you, too, Rocky. I played the drums. I played the guitar solo. I did them sweet-ass fucking vocals. Man, come on, bro. What more do you want from me, Rocky?
01:50:46
Speaker
What up, Wally? I Mean crowd is speaking Happen to enjoy I think it's pretty cool song
01:50:54
Speaker
that was all right i guess effective yeah i mean crowd is speaking
01:51:12
Speaker
happen to enjoy it i think it's pretty cool song Oh, thanks. He also did a good one with you and Wally. He had that song, too. I think it's i think it's ah it's a pretty badass song.
01:51:24
Speaker
Yes, of course. My main man, Wally, I had to put him in it, too. But, I mean, you did put in that song that if you're on the panel with me or if you're around me, I'm going to roast you. That is true.
01:51:37
Speaker
Thanks, Wally. Thanks for that. wall seus click this as as As Mandy said at the beginning, oh, Jedi. um What?
01:51:55
Speaker
You might want to choose your friends a little bit wiser. because Because before you came on here earlier, This guy right here. I was gone.
Humor and Audience Engagement
01:52:07
Speaker
didn't even realize I was gone.
01:52:10
Speaker
was picking a fight and calling out your wife. And then he got. Which one? Right on the panel. ah six line game right on the panel this one oh mandy Oh, Mandy. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I did. Hey, you leave my Mandy alone.
01:52:29
Speaker
You leave my Mandy alone. I told her to get her ass up here. and She, like, in a heartbeat, was in the box. And I was like, oh, shit. And then she roasted me for, like, five minutes. You better fucking learn your lesson. You don't mess with my Mandy.
01:52:42
Speaker
God damn it, Jedi. is all because of you. My heart belongs to Mandy, okay? You see how quick he betrayed me. That don't seem to bother you because you were a part of that. but look how quickly he went behind your back.
01:52:56
Speaker
He went behind your back and he tried to pick a fight with your woman. That's the kind of friend that you have. That's why I like her. That's the kind of friend you have. You hear that, Mandy? Your man is too weak to stick up for you. He just lets people do whatever they want because you can handle your own.
01:53:14
Speaker
That's what he just said.
01:53:17
Speaker
and don't know what we're to do with these two, buddy.
01:53:22
Speaker
I mean, there's not much you can do, really. This is true.
01:53:29
Speaker
Welcome to the nonsensical shaman nonsense network. This is a bunch of shaman nonsense, you're right. What's Gregalack in school?
01:53:41
Speaker
mean, it's just above your IQ level, I don't know, probably like around 11 or 12 or so. You need to be up and ready. taking a shower tonight or in the morning?
01:53:55
Speaker
taking a shower right now o you can't fire me jackass i'm the boss i'll burn this bitch to the ground yeah you notice uh in verse two about burning this to the ground we've heard it all before we've heard it all that's the point look robert robert black robert robert robert i need you to get over it bob see not worth it my man you don't need nobody she's not She's not worth it. there's You can do way better.
01:54:27
Speaker
Way better. There's probably a crackhead on the corner that's going to be better than that. I promise you. There's better fishies.
01:54:37
Speaker
Tampon sales. Tampon calling.
01:54:45
Speaker
I'm just saying. i'm just saying Kayla doesn't need me to stick up for her either, but I would.
01:54:54
Speaker
I'm just saying. Get control of your panel, Shaman. Most honorable. No doubt. No doubt. Anyways. Settle down, guys. Settle down.
01:55:06
Speaker
Wow. Way to take charge, Shaman. You're welcome. That's the do it. In other news, how about them gas prices?
01:55:17
Speaker
Motherfucker. They're great. good
01:55:24
Speaker
ah know who's Who's moved more butthurt people of the gas pump or rocky over the song I wrote I'm the bad guy now Show up me yeah but god yeah i like like me like it too i'm the bad guy now
01:55:55
Speaker
He can't handle it. He can't handle it. yeah he not but can't handle it he can't handle um mo Not on my shirt.
01:56:19
Speaker
It's been deleted, by the way, too. He's like, no. buying it.
01:56:27
Speaker
Oh, I saw it disappear. saw it disappear, man. Sorry, folks. Glick doesn't want you to hear that. Oh, man. It's such a good one, too. That's a fucking banger. Look, man. It's not me. It's not me, bro. It's not me. They heard it last night, and the masses spoke, and they said, can we please not ever hear that Lazy Jedi song again? And I said, look. That was you. You were in the comments. Stop making me for You have a massive ass. You're the masses, okay? The messages that I woke up to, they said that the Shaman song was fire.
01:57:03
Speaker
Wally's song was, meh, it was like slightly below mediocre, but it was great. They said my song was fire, but they said, please, please. Thank you, CMF. I'm the people's champion, bro. I do what the people want. The song was great.
01:57:16
Speaker
Gwit can't handle it. It's fine. He's got limits. It's just what the people want. Jedi, it's what the people want. just everywhere. I'm sorry.
01:57:27
Speaker
I'm extremely distraught right now, Nandy. And you you came up and you made it so much better and then you left. so um um And now the people are really going be there. Wally wants to hear it too and he's part of the network, okay? i mean the network So we got the three network members here. Two-thirds of them want to hear it. I mean, they just outvoted you, Blake.
01:57:48
Speaker
I'm not on the network anymore. My vote took me out. That's cute that you think. Oh, really? It's Wally against owners.
01:58:03
Speaker
Have you not heard the terrible things people say about me? This is not a democracy. I run things around. It's what anybody says. I do what I want. Yes, we all love censorship, Wick. Good job. I would never censor anybody, but... Neither would Putin.
01:58:22
Speaker
I can only give my constituents what they asked for. Reminds me of my homeland in Israel. They all asked for it. I don't think they did.
01:58:32
Speaker
Oh, there it is. I'm adding this to my sound. Oh, Mandy's over on... CFM. CFM wants to hear it too. Mandy's over on Jedi and Shaman's YouTube channel.
01:58:45
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That's okay, CF. You can hear it on YouTube right now anytime you want. If it wasn't full of inaccuracies and and fake news and... Fake news! It would probably be a really and good song. There's nothing accurate about it. It's all lies.
01:59:08
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Well, nobody knows because nobody can hear it because you won't allow it. Because you're a fake Jedi. He's the... he's the but but ah oh good that's a fake oh ah you know why i'm laughing at that because i told him earlier about that guy that had said that you were a fake jedi and i was a fake shaman or i did i wasn't a real shaman and you're not a real jedi remember that oh yeah yeah i do remember that good brought that shit but we got we got like like
01:59:44
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It'd be like somebody coming in here going, you're not a real Sasquatch. Exactly. i No shit. Because you're not. You're Sasquatch. Sasquatch.
01:59:54
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You're Sasquatch. You're Sasquatch. do You know what? I told you, you don't have to participate, Wally. I'm just saying. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Wally, you're protected. Don't worry. We got you. Wally hates our fans. Say what's in your heart. Say what's in your heart, Wally. The nonsensical plan. Oh, see if... Everybody hates you guys. Basically, Glick has turned everybody that I love against me except for Jedi who extended me a hand of love. and I regrettably now took it because then he decided to bitch slap me because of his wife, Mandy. And now I'm all by myself.
02:00:33
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just said that you can't talk to Mandy, okay? You can't talk to Mandy. Robert Platinum, i'm i'm I'm protecting the channel from a copyright strike. That's why we're right. You know what? You're right. I'm the copyright strike. shama didn't do anything. He's just been sitting here doing nothing.
02:00:51
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And then I'm just getting thrown all up in the middle. I'm a victim.
02:00:57
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No love for nothing. Yes, time to face the music, Shaman. He just doesn't want to play the song because this is, he's right, it's controlled. He doesn't want to let out the music for you. Censorship. This is basically a third world network.
02:01:12
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Look, man.
02:01:15
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Oh, shit. That's my favorite clip. be Your enemy's music. Hold on.
02:01:25
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stop me? why i just I just started dancing. And Judas and fake Jedi are in my hair um because they're my sweet little bald bitches.
02:01:37
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Hey, don't drop a coin i around them. Whoa. Don't touch him.
02:01:49
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fire You're on fire. Six seven. Damn it, MoDog. It is dictator shit.
02:02:01
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It's a glictator shit. Six seven.
02:02:06
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Sometimes you gotta to rule with an iron fist. <unk> of aboutator to It works out in Russia and China. and Apparently it has. does roads go you don't see You don't see purple and pink haired they-them's running around the street acting ridiculous, do you?
02:02:26
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Do you? Do you? I don't know. I've never been there. No, they're just in the schools. Exactly. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
02:02:37
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Somebody protesting in the street in Russia, you know what they do? They're very much more. Guess what? They're not protesting anymore. laughter laughter to same problem This network has lost its way.
02:02:54
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Does anybody have any batteries? second about you you mad you two has You two have pushed me to this.
02:03:03
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Yep. Jedi and Rocky, the Throat Goats.
02:03:09
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Jedi and Rocky. The Goats of Throat. Brought to you by the Nonsensical Network. What's June's cover? Is that when the new scary movie comes out?
02:03:21
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I can't wait either. I think I may go see that. I think tonight's the debut of the new scary movie. No, is it really? It's the night where the network died. Shit.
02:03:33
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<unk>stp player of course network died They They got a special popcorn bucket or whatever. It's shaped like a bong or something like that. Yeah, extra salt.
02:03:45
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i guys can youatorship bearers This is a dictatorship. There's no protesting. Off with our heads. Exactly. You can vote in on it. Get ready for that bargain. However, with leadership, means somebody else's account is going to have to pay for everything network related.
02:04:08
Speaker
So, Wally, you seem to got, it you got Big Cop Jones a lot to say in the chat. Are you taking over trip? Are you going to start paying? I have vote for Wally.
02:04:19
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Wally, Wally. Come here, pussy, pussy, pussy. Not yeah you, Wally. I was actually outside feeding the cats. I was i was actually calling cats.
02:04:32
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Sorry. those A god, a Jedi, a shaman, and a Judas.
02:04:39
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I'm a Jedi and a Judah. Exactly. There you go. there you going go Walk into a bar.
02:04:48
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Then Glick closes it early. because I drank all the booze. All Jedi drank all the damn vodka. Mm-hmm.
02:05:01
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I run the home channel. You can't stop it. You have no control. What are you fucking doing with? I am all looking. Shut up, man.
02:05:18
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it's like a blueoo yeah i have all look
02:05:28
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I was like, what the fuck? I've lost. I've lost it. Yeah.
02:05:35
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you the lean and know i looking for like it's looking for and he's looking for it so you can turn it off folks but i persevered was it i was actually look up oh because i stopped it for early night and we put up a already deleted it i was like what the fuck i've lost i've lost it yeah Who am I to a god?
02:05:55
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I just need to know my place. good Hey, you gotta give me props. I tried. That was a pretty good fight, right, Jedi?
02:06:07
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Appreciate it. If you you upload it, you can play it.
02:06:12
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Now i'm not falling to that trap. I'll just give up on that. Hand to god. Hand to god. You can play it.
02:06:24
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We'll see. Wait, answer yourself? What does that mean? Masturbation. You can play it. thought
02:06:35
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Anywho, we beat that horse to death. Yep, pretty much.
02:06:42
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Oh, thank you, MoDog. Appreciate that. Yeah, see, notice, MoDog, I said thank you way before he did. report Super delayed. I know. i wish i need to figure out the settings so that I can...
02:06:54
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Put it right up on the screen. like it It automatically pops up on the screen. You know what i mean? Six, seven cents. That's funny. I just that. I don't i know. i'm i a little i Hey, he's slower than me, but I just caught the six, seven. No, I actually just realized that. That's a weird amount. All right, six, seven.
02:07:16
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Thank you, Mo. appreciate that, brother. Yeah. plays it Yes, absolutely. absolutely fricking lu Yeah, where we where where can we hear the song completely uncensored? You can hear the song completely uncensored. You can find the music. If re-download it, you can play the goddamn thing.
02:07:41
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After I play this. Okay, here we go. At the end of the day,
02:07:56
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You already know we run this place.
02:08:20
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Bye. Bye.
02:08:45
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Middle fingers pointing straight the sky One bring chaos, one bring the flame Together they the reason everybody came Half the crowd cheer, half the crowd hate Still both names echo through the whole place And whether they love them or hate them instead They still live rent-free inside their head At the end of the day We still run this place Sasquatch walking in with that boom bap shake.
02:09:32
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Oh, whole room freeze when the red lights glow. Everybody know when the outlaw show built the whole network straight from the dirt. Now the whole damn movement.
02:09:45
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Keep the rhythm sharp with the jokes. Click, stomp, heavy like a cloud of smoke. One keep it smooth while the other go wild. That perfect storm got the crowd turned vile.
02:09:57
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From the backstage laughs to the live mic heat. Every episode sounds like controlled defeat. No fake smiles, no polished act. Just too loud mouths that can't hold.
02:10:12
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They still live rent-free inside they head At the end of the day We still run this place Sasquatch walking in With that boom-bap shake Break the walls down And get out our way Glick and Wally
02:10:56
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You already know we run this place. already know we run this place. Yeah, Rock Lee is great guy. Jesus Lee is bitch. I love that song. like that part with that outlaw rage.
02:11:12
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no yeah rock lee is a great great heart um mr williamza
02:11:22
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i love that song i like that i like that part with that outlaw rage it's have you done ah Have you done a tag song for Shaman and that other guy?
02:11:34
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Have I done a what? ah Yeah, you got censored though because somebody's a big dictator. did not. I gave you the first one. for them so Here's my thing. here no no no Here's my thing. You have given me so many firsts on this network that I decided to give you one of my firsts.
02:11:51
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and Wow. Little did I know was going to be destroyed tonight, but you know I'm a humble guy. you know I'll take it. It's what it is. But I didn't because the the Lazy Shaman show got it first. Not stopping it.
02:12:10
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Thank you. I'm going to need all the help that I can get now that I no longer have a job on either network. but what's one a yo that's me I traded Shaman for you straight up.
02:12:23
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This ain't a draft. What but you can you can't trade You can't trade. That's the problem, Lazy. You know you don't have that power. 100%. I think the songs are fire.
02:12:36
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ah Even Shaman's song is really fire. so but I trade Lazy though. All the censored songs were really great. They're not censored.
02:12:47
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I don't have them, so I can't play them. He's the guy who has them and has control of playing them or not playing them. i You saw what happened earlier, folks, when I tried to play it. actually my witness We were all witness. I had to remind people. Since Lazy says la wanted to trade me, we have now been absorbed by the nonsensical network.
02:13:08
Speaker
Welcome the team, guys. My first order of business as the new show on the Nonsense. i will see play rock Do you mind changing your name to Shaman so I don't have to change all of them? I'm going to officially rename our Friday night show from the Lazy Shaman show to the Shaman and Lazy show because I feel like you know shamans should have first billing rights over Lazy because I mean, it's kind of in his name.
02:13:40
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He's lazy. Yeah. So here'
Network Changes and Sound Quality
02:13:43
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here's what happened. It's only lazy and shaman because it's supposed to be lazy dash shaman. but You've been trying to poach people off of this goddamn network since day one, Jedi.
02:13:54
Speaker
And you know what? You can have everyone. It's not my fault. you're You're good at finding talent and I want to steal it. you can eat All that talent is no longer here. nope you you cut out the dead weight he's like i don't want those judas shaman but thought but but
02:14:17
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which time were you asking but rocky which one last Which one were you asking me about? I just seen the one that's your guys's. It sounds a little off in my ear for some reason. i Might be maybe your headset. It sounded all right on my end. I don't know. Everybody else, what are your guys's opinions?
02:14:35
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Good to me. There you go. well hey What was that?
02:14:45
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Yeah, Jedi, all those applications that you that you have from former members, That you were holding on to? you You can feel free to hire them any time. No, no, no, no.
02:14:58
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I think you did a good job we them out.
02:15:03
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Sweet. I didn't know. Do you know what I hate most about you, Glick? but um Amazing, perfect. How much I love you, you son of a bitch. Oh, yeah. got you and we're just like We're just like two peas in a pod right now.
02:15:18
Speaker
We're like just two peas in a pod right now. I mean... Wow. Hell yeah. yeah Wow. Now he's... no like This is the guy that you want, Jedi.
02:15:32
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Bases on top, PFPs on bottom. Let's go. Yeah. Bases versus PFPs. Oh no, where did this no detector come from? Which PFP was it?
02:15:43
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I am done. I can't tell which one it's from. and this stores No more wall sea fish. You just do the vroom vrooms.
02:15:50
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we got drink baby You just do the vroom vrooms now. No more dinosaurs. The dinosaurs are extinct. Are they though? Man, listen, dinosaurs are... I saw a movie where they brought them back.
02:16:03
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I saw a movie where it happened. I thought it was a documentary. No, that was They Live. That was a documentary. 1984. That was a documentary.
Lifestyle and Unity
02:16:12
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please yeah and you you know but Movie Nights. That was a documentary.
02:16:21
Speaker
I hear that crack is best smoked through the tip of a Newport. I don't know anything about that. that I would recommend it to most people. I mean, I i i prefer for a glass crack pipe, but sure.
02:16:38
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yeah yeah you're fan You're fancy as fuck. they That's for the privilege, you know what I'm saying? right That's what Rock Lee's dad went out for, was Newports and crack.
02:16:50
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He never came back with either. He left his poor kid sober. He's a horrible father. Recent revelations. If I was your dad, I wouldn't have come back either.
02:17:07
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Maybe you are. You changed your name to Judas. Judas Shaman.
02:17:14
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yeah oh my god this is the best day ever and they are a little slow i guess yeah they cut off of that way too way too slow man oh yeah i mean we had to pay attention to you first we had to carry the weight of a show you know you guys wouldn't know anything about that yeah i like Yeah, that's why that's what was going on there. You guys were carrying the show. You see that, i see that or Shaman?
02:17:38
Speaker
see that other Shaman? You know what, Jedi? What's up, Mr. Nobody memes? I know what this was all about the last couple weeks, Shaman, or Jedi. This was all to put a rift between you and I and divide us. They're trying to get to us, bro, but they ain't going to break us. It almost worked.
02:17:57
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Not really. Not for me. Not for me. and almost Why would we want to they live the um and fuck why wouldn't shaman want to break something that's already broken?
02:18:08
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I was on the edge. I drew first blood on Rocky because I wasn't falling for it. I wrote diss song for Rocky, not Jedi.
02:18:20
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Ivory and ivory together. However the rest of that song goes. It's a lot of ivory. It's white. It's white. Just wondering. What she water from ivory you about? We're two tusks on the same elephant, okay?
02:18:38
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You're goddamn right. Elephant of awesomeness. Mm-hmm.
02:18:46
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Yeah, the
02:18:51
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elephant. I'm gonna get fucking motion sickness if you guys keep this up.
02:18:57
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Okay.
02:19:00
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yes
02:19:03
Speaker
What's going on? do they know no no no they We're playing musical chairs. Where I get yelled at, just... Hands up, don't shoot. Show me.
02:19:20
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Show me. Show me. Show me. Show me. Show me. Show me. Show me. Show me. Roll another one.
02:19:32
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Whole room cloudy when I show up. Dream so strong, got the whole crew stuck. Light a spark once, then we all tuned up. Big smoke drip.
02:19:46
Speaker
Windows crack while we float all night One deep pool, got my mind on cruise I just puffin' like I got something to prove Blow it to the sky, let the whole place fade Everybody chill when the smoke get raised Pass that around, let the good times Charmaine Lee, let the night begin Charmaine Lee
02:20:31
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Yeah.
02:20:34
Speaker
Shumming, shumming, shumming, shumming, shumming. You know, I've been told that that's like everyone's favorite. It's pretty badass. I like it.
02:20:46
Speaker
I like it a lot. Shaman's sheet bones are too high for a real bleaching.
02:20:55
Speaker
Mr. Nobody memes, this is our Saturday night fuck off show. We just hang out and shoot the Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's making bacon burgers. Okay, did you make some for us? mess Come on We've got the panel wide open for anybody who wants to do it.
02:21:14
Speaker
We got the super chats in the super chat building. If you want to drop the super chats, he who drops the most super chats will... He or she who drops the most super chats or the highest amount has the opportunity to co-host on a show of their choosing that is not Wally's shows because Wally
Challenges and Participation
02:21:34
Speaker
hates you. I dropped the first super chat. means wait wall that means you could be up here you could be up here with us tonight.
02:21:42
Speaker
Well, you can be up here with us today because it's a Saturday night open door challenge. I want to co-host the show with Wally. But if you put the most in the super chat, you can co-host on Tuesday night on Clicks House of Music.
02:21:55
Speaker
So you got to meet 6'7", guys. Also, fun facts for Clicks Comedy Lounge. Maybe even a Saturday if you're a wrestling fan, you can pop up and talk some wrestling on Cash's Corner.
02:22:08
Speaker
The last thing I like is the one that Rapp does. I haven't cleared up wifey yet, but you may even be able to come up and co-host on Beyond the Veil once we get that back up. You can co-host it it in the bedroom.
02:22:24
Speaker
it's Yeah. yeah guys' been Hey, you forgot the other show, Glick.
02:22:31
Speaker
What's the other show? And I don't know where Wally stands on it. Wait, can somebody get somebody, if they super chat, can they also star in the OnlyFans? No. no Unfortunately.
02:22:44
Speaker
Wow, look, they're on the same page of that. like They had the monthly meeting already. That's ah that catch cow that our cash cow. We're not messing with that one. that's our okay I was going to i was going to to just to pay, but I'm not anymore if I can't participate.
02:22:59
Speaker
I mean, you're already our white guy. what you You fucked me, and it's it's about time for retribution. We'll go around. you're out of control right now. What the fuck? You fucked me. Oh, boy. It's your turn. I don't think so. think I would have remembered that.
02:23:19
Speaker
Every other time on the network, my son and I do, Saturday afternoon, we do a wrestling show. We talk wrestling. We just did a show today. And like i said, I don't know if wallie's if Wally's participating in this or not.
02:23:34
Speaker
But Wally does a motorsports show, so if you're in the motorsports and he's down for it, maybe you can't control everything else, but you can't control Wally's show, too. He's a big baby. Look, I've known Wally since we were in seventh grade.
02:23:47
Speaker
he He's a big baby. I can't believe he made it to seventh grade. That's impressive. Trust me. He can't make it out of seventh grade. He just made it to seventh grade. That's where his educational career went from.
02:24:00
Speaker
He was the only 35-year-old seventh grader that I've ever known. The only reason you were friends because you could buy you booze and cigarettes. This is a true story. Obligently. Just kidding.
02:24:16
Speaker
ro us snow mo Why not? Wanda? today visit who guy to get her trying to get her a Why i not?
02:24:26
Speaker
remember like i forget to school together like know
02:24:38
Speaker
Your girlfriend is shut Solve both of those problems real quick. Now that we took care of the dark equation.
02:24:51
Speaker
your girlfriend is shut up solve both of those problems real quick now that we took care of the dark equation Whoa. The sky's around here. The clouds have left. Just going to tiptoe back from that comment. I had nothing to do with that one.
02:25:08
Speaker
It was getting a little cloudy. We had to get the sun back. Get your bitches under control, shaman and Judas shaman. Oh, rush oh shit.
02:25:20
Speaker
Come on. Why are you getting all wound up like that, shaman? I didn't think she was going to start when I started. She started eating her food. She Stop. Eat your food. You're good. You're good.
02:25:32
Speaker
There you It was like, hold on, Glick. Let me put it on the TV. When I was knocking on my desk and the dog lost her fucking mind. Honestly, you have like... Your dogs at least sound somewhat fierce.
02:25:44
Speaker
okay My dog wouldn't sound like that anyway. Rockman literally has like... fucking rich white girl dogs. I do. And his little chihuahuas. He has purses. Fuck chihuahuas, bro. Nah, I would divorce over that. He's got a fucking Pomeranian. got a romance. Let's go. spker nine in the dog house here He's got and shit zoos. oh what interesting its like and his wife makes him i gotta That's what is.
02:26:18
Speaker
i just feel her good This is a Pomeranian. I got a pug. I love pugs. I don't. Of course you like pugs. They're just so fat and stupid. Exactly, Click. You got it. like That's exactly what it is. It's so annoying. I can't go on a walk with my dog, bro.
02:26:37
Speaker
He has a purple man purse, a pink man purse, and a lime green And fuchsia. striped Mixing it up with the lime green, huh?
02:26:49
Speaker
Yeah, it's summer. Summertime vibes.
02:26:54
Speaker
You need to get the Omni Pearl Blue. That is that's the one. Omni Pearl Blue. I'm not saying if this is I've heard, you know, again, this is not from me. It's what I've heard.
02:27:07
Speaker
i'm not saying that this is true or not but i've heard you know again this is not from me it's just what i've heard from my own on Rocky likes to put his little dogs in his pussy.
02:27:20
Speaker
and What? In his pussy. i' Uh-oh. Play the song, Rock. Play the song. I'm just saying, Rocky, i do you care to address that?
02:27:32
Speaker
I didn't say it. This is just what i heard. That's not the right one. i can't find though I can't find the right one. That's your new engine song. Did somebody censor it No, I didn't it. He's clear. Clear.
02:27:56
Speaker
that's my favorite killer weird clear clear so we're best friends but Moron. It's hard to get good help around here.
02:28:09
Speaker
I can't find it, bro. The jump's already over. I can't find the song. We're going to forget. Retell the joke after he finds the song.
02:28:22
Speaker
Take two. it's all options as a but roch roch rhymes with crotch has a pomeranian speaking yes that's just what i heard and these are not my words these are just what i was told yeah a little squirrel whispered it into his ear he was out in the forest hello my my uh my crackcoon soldiers may have reported back he's got some he's got some scouts out there and they they on they got the good crack too so
02:28:57
Speaker
They ain't getting any work done.
02:29:07
Speaker
and and All right. Yeah, you probably need headphones.
02:29:12
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yeah you probably unnewde headphon Yeah, I can't. Yeah, it sounds weird. These aren't my mixing headphones anyway. Look, you should see it. Like, when you come out of visit, I got like nine pairs of headphones. Well, I'm not from Utah with all you weird-ass Mormons to fucking hang out, bro.
02:29:30
Speaker
There's no way. I'm not a fuck. God damn it! Ten fucking plus years, he doesn't even know where I live. Fuck. i mean that's yeah me convinced i was like oh that's cool he lives in utah like stopping by unannounced so it's good that doesn't know hey bro last place a sasquatch wants to be seen is utah sergeant it's actually where you'd probably be spotted most frequently utah and washington state crack coons i have elites i have an elite special forces unit of crack coons
02:30:09
Speaker
Trained by a shaman. Trained by a shaman. Yeah, well, I am the general manager of that.
02:30:20
Speaker
What's up? I can't believe it. I got fired from both networks. hence the course of Who fired you? didn't fire him. I didn't fire I mean, you're shaman's direct competition. the book who who Whoa, You were just on the you clear you have the same name you have the same pfp i mean you guys are fighting place here yeah how could i fire with myself this is not a fire in rock i don't know where you get fired from that yeah i don't know i think they're blown out of proportion yeah okay you
02:31:03
Speaker
you upset sean That is a pretty badass picture of me, though. I got to say, that is a pretty badass picture of me. Although, I will say this.
02:31:15
Speaker
Every time I do an AI picture of me, I have a full sleeve of tattoos, which in my mind is AI and the universe telling me I need to get my sleeves done.
02:31:26
Speaker
Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Thank you, Sergeant. You're right. i completely forgot about that. So you think ai is God? Are you trying to say AI is God? No, I'm just saying that AI. There's a lot of Mr. Nobodies out there.
02:31:41
Speaker
That's what I'm trying to say. I'm saying that AI is putting it into the universe that I need to go finish my sleeves. And then why would I ever have to wear a shirt with sleeves again? Because I have permanent sleeves.
Fashion and Network Memories
02:31:54
Speaker
i mean, you don't have a shirt with sleeves on right now, really. That's going to have a shirt with sleeves on right now. That is a dope Hawaiian t-shirt. it's scott It's got birdies on it. use As far as Hawaii shirts go, that is pretty top-notch.
02:32:07
Speaker
Yeah, you got to see it. You got to really see it to understand it. It's got big-ass parrots on it with pew-pews. They're like flying with their wings out and they're holding the pew-pews with their little furry legs.
02:32:18
Speaker
like fucking shit up, man. Okay, that that sounds pretty sick. So how many Hawaiian shirts with guns or with pew-pews did you buy? Just two for now. Oh, Just two for now.
02:32:29
Speaker
ah Oh, yeah. Okay, so yeah, this is what's on the shirt. Yeah, that's on the other one. Minus the retro.
02:32:38
Speaker
And this is what's on the other one. Ladies and gentlemen, if you'd like to get your own Hawaiian shirt, actually, you know what? They don't pay me to say that. But if they did pay me whether or not, I would say go to RetroRifle.com and get you some Pew Pew shirts.
02:32:56
Speaker
just For any Hawaiian. I mean, i would, but I don't think I could pull off a Hawaiian shirt. You could definitely pull off Hawaiian shirt with your pasty skin. um Them some colors would make your skin pop, bro.
02:33:08
Speaker
Yep. Yeah, you'll probably get a sunburn. See, that's what I'm worried about. I'm just saying, don't knock it until you try it, bro. I used to make fun of them all the time. I never made fun of them. i just I just know what my parameters are in life, and that's outside of my parameters.
02:33:25
Speaker
Well, that's not AI, Sarge. I hate to break it to you, but that's an actual picture. i' not really That happened. Their belly buttons were suctioned together for two weeks.
02:33:37
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That really happened, and Burt Kreisher is one of my best friends. By the way, where's Rick? Get Rick up here. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no. no no no no no no no Absolutely fucking not. Wait, why not? I think Rick's hilarious. yeah but By the way, I forgot that you had another member of the network named Eric for a minute because I don't see him very often. He's like, i don't even know if he qualifies for part time at this point.
02:34:07
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keep He just joins me during football season. I can't get him to do a sports show the rest of the year. I'm like, dude, let's do a sports show. i really know you I mean, he's kind of funny, though.
02:34:23
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Jedi and Rock, where's the new? Couldn't pull them off or what? Oh, what's the new hats, Jedi and Rock? What? and Are we supposed to have new hats? No.
02:34:35
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mid-air feeling okay everybody calm down shaman just had a seizure somebody please do a wellness check on him he might have had a seizure but it sounded like you had a stroke yeah that'll be the name of our new show see seizures only time my stroke is on our lazy click only fans okay people have jokes and seizures
02:35:00
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dr and two and you love the best i'm stroking this is the go doing messy honor the right next live stream and neglect and la's hipy choy and on all night oh you talking about no dog are you talking about these
02:35:28
Speaker
Yeah, no. Oh, shit. No, I... You never bought that shit? No, I did. I actually have them. They look terrible on me. i cannot pull them off. Are you talking about that hat? That kind of hat? No, no, Modoc. I did buy some. Go get it, ladies. We want to see it. We want to see it, ladies. don't even know where they're at right now. i'm not going to try to find them. Yeah, yeah because you didn't buy them.
02:35:49
Speaker
No, I bought, like, no. The thing is, I bought those and I didn't like the way they looked on me. And then I bought other... brands or whatever. ah kind of like afriending gay all I cannot pull off that hat style. It does not look right on me. not even What do I say about it?
02:36:05
Speaker
She's the one that told me you look like shit with those. i like yeah I know. You probably look really good and she doesn't want you to go out like that. because No, that's not it at all. I look so stupid. Put it on and let us be the judge.
02:36:21
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Let me go try to find them.
02:36:29
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i Kind of like having through shaman. Yeah, it's not cool ain't it? It is a Hipster, huh? Maybe always act like he hates that shit, but like I think it's cool After the roast that I got today, this is the only way I can show myself You brought it on yourself little boy
02:36:54
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you brought it on yourself little boy
02:37:00
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Man, ain't been called little boy in a very long time. Look,
Responsibility and Leadership
02:37:04
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we all... I'm not sure which one of us he's doing that now. we all girl we We all make decisions in our lives that we have to be held accountable for, Rocky.
02:37:15
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Sometimes those decisions...
02:37:19
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Sorry, go ahead. And, you know, it hurt me more than it hurts you. I just i just want you to know that.
02:37:30
Speaker
I hated that I had to go there.
02:37:33
Speaker
I don't even understand how this is. You could have played like Godfather music. Would have been better. This is what i know very, very similar to a story I heard once when i was a kid. both but
02:37:55
Speaker
I like the hipster hat. oh yeah I think it looked good. With great responsibility comes... With great power comes great responsibility, all right? And and I just gotta... I have all the power.
02:38:07
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Therefore, I have to be very responsible. Sometimes I just gotta to put my people in check and put you in line.
02:38:15
Speaker
It's all good. It's done, and it's over. Hopefully, you learned your lesson. If not, well... Another check-in may come your way.
02:38:24
Speaker
Let's not talk about Dad's Rock Queen. Rocky never had one. Okay.
02:38:35
Speaker
You're going to thank me for this when you get older. liked the ones that I had, but they were too small. like I ordered large, I sent them back so that they can get me a large size, and they still haven't shown up yet.
02:38:47
Speaker
Are you talking about fathers? I'm talking about both of them, to be honest with you. I'm talking about my father didn't have hats, man. I'm talking about both, man. Both of them abandoned me.
02:39:00
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ah You know, Mo, dog, i hear I hear a lot of excuses about these hats. and At the end of the day, guys, you don't have to and you go to any hat store in your area and just buy you one.
02:39:15
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one ah Last night, Nils was on the Lazy and Shaman show every Friday night. um Sorry to mention that. yeah well i'm happy I can hear you what you said. I was talking over you. What did you say?
02:39:29
Speaker
I said... Nils was on the show. What?
02:39:35
Speaker
ah buty really with i'm sorry nas us on the show we with let Nils is on the show last week and ah you know, he's not gonna let me yeah but
02:39:51
Speaker
I Don't think Nils likes me anymore. What show were you on Judas shaman? his twenty dollars coffee that Oh He was i'm back didn't even realize it shaman you just tell the story since he likes you better than the Judas shaman I don't know many many hipsters that wear Hawaiian shirts, but i don't i mean I think the hat and the shirt, they kind of they kind of work they kind of work. I don't think Nils likes me anymore. I ain't seen him in a hot minute. I ain't seen MoDog in a hot minute either. Yeah,
02:40:24
Speaker
Nils come on. One time said that it was going to hurt me a lot more than it's going to hurt you. And when I knew I was going to get punished, I put the thing in it.
02:40:37
Speaker
Nice. Those are some thick-ass fucking jeans if you're hurting your dad's hand. Goddamn, girl. so Yeah, laughing's a bad idea. My mom used to hit me with a wooden spoon, and I got big enough real quick.
02:40:49
Speaker
I was bigger than my mom when I was like 11 years old, and she hit me with a wooden spoon one time, and it broke, and I laughed at her. then she found a much larger, thicker, heavier spoon to hit me with.
02:41:03
Speaker
Isn't that amazing? was abused as a child. And I can say that I'm here to stick up for herself because I can tell you guys whatever miserable sad story I want about being beaten left to the streets and being orphaned and everything else.
02:41:21
Speaker
you Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell me about your sad stories now, Shaman, but you weren't beaten, tossed in the streets and left as an orphan to fend for yourself. A sad little Sasquatch in this big world all alone.
02:41:36
Speaker
He forgot to mention that he ate his little brother. Okay. They were pretty horrified.
02:41:47
Speaker
Listen, I was put up for adoption because they put my... i was caught up for adoption grew up because they they put my my my bastionette in ah and the drain and let it roll down the street.
02:42:03
Speaker
That's because you want to change your smoke detector alarms in the crib. Then I was raised by ninja turtles. Wow, sweet.
02:42:16
Speaker
That's cool. So or are you like a ninja shaman? Yeah. but I like to poke my head out every once in
02:42:27
Speaker
while. God damn, Robert.
02:42:31
Speaker
You Italian kid. What was that, like a retarded Italian kid?
02:42:36
Speaker
Ritalin. Oh, Ritalin kid. They drugged you and then beat you? That's fucked up. Why you acting like that? are you getting some more drugs?
02:42:50
Speaker
I can't read, apparently, either. I said Italian. I was like, wait, what?
02:42:58
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been there before. don't I had a great-grandma that did that, and I thought I was being cute. went Maybe. um Went out there and grabbed little tiny switch. She beat half to death with that one, and then I had to go get a bigger one. No, I'm just ki My great-grandma never beat me, but she threatened to. No, my mom wasn't about that life. She just handled that shit right on the spot.
02:43:19
Speaker
wow You know? I wasn't enough. All right. Again, I was bigger than my parents at like 12 years old. So they had to reconsider life decisions. Like, he might hit us back.
02:43:35
Speaker
As Rocky said. That's why. Had already eaten my little brother.
02:43:45
Speaker
That's why they need to spank you really, really bad while you're young before you get big. So that you, like, the same way of the elephant, It has like a a rope around his ankle, you know, since the baby would have never tried to get away when it's an adult.
02:44:01
Speaker
I've never trained in elephants. I didn't know that. i do know I know that I said that it was an accident that I ate my little brother, but in actuality, it was I was just making an example. So my my parents knew better than to follow me. yeah He was wondering why they threw him outside.
02:44:21
Speaker
i grew up on the mean streets.
02:44:26
Speaker
Means trees of the forest. i'm i'm three squat They call the these streets of the cottage. je i What? The poons I. What?
02:44:45
Speaker
um a rockx queens I'm sorry to hear that. We're making light of it. and you actually went through it
02:45:01
Speaker
I did grow up in the streets. I was a lonely Sasquatch.
02:45:07
Speaker
I met this this old black man. He took me in and he mentored me. He told me I'm going to save you from the streets. And you're still not around it. I told you not to say anything about that. And then I became a another little secret world champion boxer.
02:45:27
Speaker
I really wish you'd go back to having your troll-like person.
02:45:34
Speaker
You're what? You're troll like Afro. Like you had back in the days when we first met. Yeah, i mean i I'll get it. I'll get it, man.
02:45:49
Speaker
I've certainly lot of counseling, a lot of booze, a lot of i don't even know. But, damn. Well, that works.
02:46:01
Speaker
It works. of So, anyways, Rocky,
02:46:10
Speaker
Judas, care to... Throw any more gasoline on the fire? Yes, I'm planning on it.
02:46:21
Speaker
Yes, I'm planning on it. He's hard at work. he He's trying to make something right now. He just interrupted his flow. I can't make anything as good as his song, though. That's the problem. this birth win The dispersed problem is that I like it. I just listened to it twice. Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I just listened to it twice. It's a really good fucking song. I can't believe AI can do the work that I...
02:46:44
Speaker
like work my ass off to do. It takes so long. It's going to replace all of us soon. What are you talking about? All of us. Oh, shit. That song was dope, dude.
02:46:57
Speaker
The one I made? I wrote that.
02:47:01
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m Yeah, I know some people that put some money on this bird tonight. Did you, though? I did. I almost put money on them. I wrote it. only thing ChatGPT it. Edit it. Edit it. Edit it. Edit Edit Edit it. Edit it.
02:47:14
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02:47:33
Speaker
Edit it. Edit Edit it. it. it. Edit it. it. Edit it. Edit Edit Edit it That's your whore mouth. Fucking A, dude. I'm just trying to travel myself. but hey You need to be nice to this shaman, man.
02:47:53
Speaker
Well, he's a fake shaman. He's not he's not a real shaman. Come here. and know I'm sorry, little buddy. You okay, little guy? Yeah, I feel better. and You just climb up on his knee.
02:48:04
Speaker
We can make everything better for you. rot this man let me get away you you will that Can I make room in the beard? No, I have a timeshare there.
02:48:15
Speaker
ah just just good move I'm not giving up my spot. Give him a little space. There's plenty of room for both of you. Depending on how many timeshares you buy in one property. or year no depending on how many time shares you buy in one property Wait a minute. I have a question. so i I was actually talking my wife about this. So this goes back to an old legacy member of the network.
02:48:37
Speaker
um Which knows very well. Begins with a J means with an f Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. So if we were to, like, want to buy land out of here, how did he own it? Like, I thought that you can't own and you can't own land out of the country.
02:48:58
Speaker
What are you talking about? He doesn't own anything. everything he says own any comes out of his mouth here why He rents his goddamn t-shirts, okay, he doesn't own shit i yeah that he has set that On the show or something that he bought land down in Mexico Yeah, yeah, he's worth and it's worth millions of dollars. Yes. its Yeah, that's what I yeah ah tried to convince us in high school millions of pesos like he also tried to convince us In high school that Tony Hawk was his cousin It is a cousin, man. Still were on the network with him. You let him on the network.
02:49:33
Speaker
Because I knew what he was. And I didn't let him go. Exactly. That's the problem. You knew what he was. and you still yeah And I called him out on his bullshit all the time. It's not my fault that you guys actually fucking listened to it.
02:49:45
Speaker
You let me listen to it. You broadcasted it. Exactly. You gave him a platform. time he was broadcasting, I was calling him out on it and making fun of him for it. I didn't hear that part. I wasn't paying attention. I didn't that um man i remember making fun of him a lot. It was a spectacle, okay? i I did like Jeff. i did ah He was so fun to fuck with.
02:50:08
Speaker
He did get pretty hot quickly. It was so easy, though. I don't remember him. It made this show so good, just roasting his ass every episode. Because he would get flustered.
02:50:23
Speaker
And when he started fucking with him, and that's where I would fuck with him, he would start to get flustered because I would start to poke holes in his stories and ask questions, and he couldn't Google fast enough.
02:50:33
Speaker
so Well, now they have the AI. Prophecy for the k next to win on the 200. Is that the prophecy, Selmo? I don't... i fucking who Actually, that that makes total sense, and we know this shit's rigged, so...
02:50:53
Speaker
But you got Texas.
02:51:05
Speaker
Also, he's been in another country for like 20-some years, so I don't know if he can buy shit down there. I don't know how that works. What am I good news? i've never been I've never been outside of the the great United States of America. I live in the greatest country on the planet. Why would I ever leave? Boy, you shelter nation. Exactly.
02:51:22
Speaker
i feel like i feel like I feel like my guy Robert Bydnam said it earlier. This is Glick's America. I mean, we're not going to get that crazy, but yeah. wener we're gonna re You have Stockholm syndrome.
02:51:36
Speaker
United States of Glick.
02:51:41
Speaker
USG. You're a slave to the United States. They didn't get rid of slavery. They just rebranded it. You're a slave, shaman. You're damn right.
02:51:53
Speaker
We're all working for the same master. Some of us work outside. Some of us work inside. i don't know who that is. Rocks Queen. so I don't think you're doxing anybody.
02:52:07
Speaker
Sounds good to me. See, I like you, Robert Platinum. You're my guy. I got love for you, brother. United States of Glick. Yeah. Nope. Don't shake your head at me.
02:52:19
Speaker
It's just the United States. give you I was going to give you a prominent and job now. Don't forget about the Gulf of Glick. The Gulf of Glick. I was going to call it the Gulf of Jedi, but he's over there shaking his head at me, so maybe I'm going to call it the Gulf of Shaman now.
02:52:35
Speaker
There we go. fine That's kind of ah ironic because he can't swim. see if we can We can rename the Great Lakes for Jedi Lakes. up
02:52:49
Speaker
The Lazy Lakes.
02:52:56
Speaker
A lot of ah lot of water parks. The Lakes just kind of sit there and they don't really do shit. They just sit there. Yes, sir. Slavery is as American as apple pie.
02:53:07
Speaker
Yeah. i mean One tastes better, though.
02:53:14
Speaker
Oh, okay. Okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Names don't sound familiar, but that's the hell yeah, that's awesome. rockwe That's fucking awesome. Yeah, that's cool shit.
02:53:25
Speaker
That Vivian might win governor's seat in Ohio. Yeah, he might. Damn right, dude. And guess what? I vote for that motherfucker right there, dude. He might become the guy. politicle He might become the president of the United States of Glick.
02:53:38
Speaker
Thank you. all show i don't wish i don't I don't trust any politicians. I'm voting for shaman. yeah i don't do trust any politician either because I'm shaman now. so i only I only trust myself. If I get the promotion to president, but I don't really care if I get promoted to president or not.
02:54:05
Speaker
That's fucking diabolical right here who there. I got the call back. I got the call back, bro. i know what you were doing there, okay?
02:54:16
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. He's more of a shaman than you at this point, shaman.
02:54:23
Speaker
Ain't no way, man. Ain't no way.
02:54:28
Speaker
Wait, you got to keep the sound effects if going to truly be shaman, though. Ain't no way, man. Ain't no way.
02:54:36
Speaker
Shut the fuck up, man. Okay, know who that is. I've actually seen that movie with Stephen Seagal.
02:54:46
Speaker
Oh, my God. Rock out shamaning shaman is probably the favorite thing I've heard in my life. You know, i just I just aspire to be as much of a shaman as Judas.
02:55:01
Speaker
Shaman. gentleman I just aspire to aspire. coast wire I'm real philosopher. a Like a philosopher. Yeah, it's a good movie.
02:55:25
Speaker
I'm a slave to child support. You know how you not be a slave child support. I don't know. You definitely, okay. Never mind. Your joke's way better. swallow he He did that sound, right? like I was going to say, or he you just eat them. But your joke is way better. I'm just kidding. i'm just saying accidents happen every day step out in front of a bus get eaten by a sasquatch don't know that's go you know what's gonna happen a lot cheaper than child support
02:56:08
Speaker
that's true hell yeah hell yeah rock screen
02:56:14
Speaker
that is that's true oh yeah
02:56:21
Speaker
he yeah ra swing seems like the more politicians get involved with crypto, the worse the price. I don't know anything about crypto. You got to talk to Chaka Chaka.
02:56:32
Speaker
We got to get brother. Listen, everybody wanted big money to get in there. And no, you didn't. Why do you want people that have more power than you to get into crypto and take over?
02:56:43
Speaker
It was always bound to happen. I said it years ago.
Cryptocurrency and Humor
02:56:47
Speaker
You can go back on stream at some point. We can look through and find it. We did not want the big money in there like that. You don't want regulations in crypto.
02:56:59
Speaker
We should have just dealt with it the way it was. People were getting rich. People were getting ripped off. Who cares? Yeah, it's a goddamn wild west to finance, but it's fun.
02:57:10
Speaker
It was fun and people were getting rich and now nobody's getting rich and that's not fun the batteries in a smoke detector there the most godam triggered sobb in the world
02:57:26
Speaker
but No, no, no. Hey, I lost the small savings of a million dollars in Bitcoin. Never had a million dollars. Shut your horn out. that's that I got a small loan of a million dollars from my dad. Okay, Trump. all right god Damn, it took you long enough to fucking realize it What I was talking about. um um Three sentences? Sorry I didn't get it in two. Goddamn, Rock. You know what, Robert Platinum, I believe that's the second. Goddamn. You know the slow, Rock. me and
02:58:05
Speaker
Oh, shut up, Shami. You didn't know either. Yeah, I called the first. i did We share a brain cell right now. so definitely know what i do We share two brain cells. Two brain cells. You stupid motherfuckers wish you had one brain cell to share. Shut up.
02:58:19
Speaker
We got about a half each. Go to ratio. Each individual brain cell and they're bumping uglies right now. right it is Trying to make a third one.
02:58:31
Speaker
I got to agree with my man Robert Platinum right here. That's a star chat of the night right there. to give my brother Glick an endorsement with the beef jerky brand. Hell yeah, I'm talking to you. You don't already got one?
02:58:43
Speaker
No, I'm talking to you, sweet bubble ray. Where you at, sweet bubble ray? Don't they have like a squash? Jack Link. They don't make human flavored turkey. Yeah, Jack Link. There you go.
02:58:56
Speaker
Link is illegal. We need some Glick Links. Illegally using my image. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We do not need Glick Links.
02:59:07
Speaker
Nah, the world don't need any more of those. Get your sneaky Link. Get your Glick Link. Oh, yeah. Hey, and that's not bad, actually. i'm just fire Make a song about it. Let's go.
02:59:22
Speaker
snowmi i don't think I don't think Amy stands a chance in hell, my friend. And my cousin Brianna, she's been... They wouldn't necessarily know her. Fuck yeah.
02:59:36
Speaker
Fuck Fauci. Fuck Fauci and the clinky clink.
02:59:41
Speaker
folks ill see in the cle between Clankety-clank home.
02:59:48
Speaker
You'll stop fucking
02:59:50
Speaker
I'm not doing anything. I heard that. i heard that. You are outshamining me. Fuck. close ah I gotta check them out, Queen. look yeah yeah Well, i do know I do know the one.
03:00:06
Speaker
i When I've seen the movie Cartel she's in... it's the steven seagal and george saint pierre i've watched that and as soon as i seen i was like oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah a
03:00:21
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oh still
03:00:31
Speaker
what is this show turned into. You never know what to expect. I'll be 100% honest with you guys. Up until last night, I'm not going to bring that back up again. I'm to until last night, sure i always like her yeah i was like, I got a plan for Saturday night. There's a couple things I want to talk about. I'm going to download a couple videos I want to talk about.
03:00:57
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And then I was just like, I lost the will.
03:01:05
Speaker
You lost the will to host. lost ah I lost the will to create content because I've been creating content all week. And now I just want to That song is badass, dude. I'm going to let my dick flop around. Shit. Saturday night, dick flop around. Don't I'm hard at work creating content just for you, Glick.
03:01:28
Speaker
um'm Yeah, well, I'm glad that you're hard at work. it's a It's a I'm sorry song, you know? It's a shaman way. song um Yeah, make sure you turn into the Lazy Shaman show to see it.
03:01:45
Speaker
Yeah, tune to the Lazy Shaman show on Friday nights at 9-something. I don't know. 9-something. I don't fucking know. Nobody cares. No, that's pretty accurate. No, that's about the time we start, 9-something.
03:02:00
Speaker
Yeah, that's that's you guys have like the same time frame we that I have. It's like 7-something, sometimes 8-something. I don't know. i'm actually kind of considering starting the show at 8 o'clock from now on on Saturdays. Kind of kind of floating that out there.
03:02:17
Speaker
Tiptoeing around. It's a little bit later for Broccoli. You know, he's, ah you know, crazy thing was, was up until the last couple of weeks, I was going to actually reach out to Broccoli and see if he'd be interested in being a permanent co-host on Saturday nights because, you know, Saturdays suck when you're trying to do a show for a half hour, 45 minutes on your own.
03:02:36
Speaker
You I'm just going to go sooner and sooner, but I don't know. I don't know. Okay, I'm not writing this shit. I'm just going to have Chad GPD do it. We're going to see how good this apology is. I'm not fucking, I don't mean it. So I'm just have Chad GPD do it. He's truly dedicated to being a full-time co-host on Saturday nights or not. I just don't know. I don't know if it's right.
03:03:00
Speaker
Oh, no, really? and just don't know if it's right. I mean, the old Rocky that I used to know before he became Judas.
Show Dynamics and Charity
03:03:10
Speaker
You just brought the lead.
03:03:12
Speaker
Well, I mean, he's already committed to Friday nights. I was going to say, he might be too tired from Friday nights. All the laughing and awesomeness. So why are you guys setting me up? Why? I have a dance here. Setting you up for success? Because Glick never did that. Glick never did that, but we will. I understand why he's there on Friday nights. Because sometimes when you've been at the top of the mountain. Because you don't have a show on Friday nights. Every once in a while, you want to come down to the top the night. He can't handle Friday night show.
03:03:42
Speaker
And and and and whys it over there with the little people, with the peasants, not you, Shaman, speaking to Jedi. Of course. he you know Sometimes you have to do charity work.
03:03:55
Speaker
And I send my minions to do my charity work for me. So thank you, Rocky, for doing the shit that I don't want to Yeah. Thank you for succeeding where he can't.
03:04:06
Speaker
Good job. also Also, thank you, Jedi. I would like to let you know that just bought it. Hey, the I want hear that song that he made for me. I just bought my 26th yacht. would Really, I got that song.
03:04:17
Speaker
And I'll have you know that I'm working on your eighteenth mansion. I'm going to go ahead and buy that for you as a gift. You don't have to pay for it. I got it. Speaking of yachts and mansions, um so apparently in Dutch, right? If you go to your translator and do Dutch English and write Epstein and then write Epstein backwards. We're not talking about it.
03:04:45
Speaker
you're not playing see The legend, the man of many uniforms, including a speedo. Welcome to the stage. Sergeant Modog. How you doing? but Oh, shit.
03:04:56
Speaker
You forgot. so You forgot the most important thing. Judas. Shut up, Glick. He's a connoisseur of purple crayons. Shut the fuck up, Glick. Don't listen to him, man. He didn't give me an introduction like that.
03:05:12
Speaker
i did I got a new head on. You guys hear me all right? Yeah, man. It sounds great. right and You got a new hat, too, man. I like that. I like that light brown color. That's good. a good one. It's like a light green. Same one.
03:05:26
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Is it green? It looks brown. Yeah.
03:05:30
Speaker
Yeah, it's probably to do. I think it looks light brown. Probably because the but gray sets it off. Yeah. Yeah. Or I'm colorblind and I've explained why Rocky's been here. No, it looks like, bro.
03:05:47
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He's trying to cook in my ass. Wait, which one is Sorry to something, man. Which one is Rocky? Neither. I started to say the black one, but we can't go with that, can we? No, not with us. like Crying like a little schoolgirl.
03:06:07
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Well, it's been a minute. Cheers, fuckers. Cheers, man. God damn it, I need a drink. How you been, man? How's it like being... Hold on a second. Let me finish having this stroke.
03:06:20
Speaker
Okay. it's What's it like being back into the workforce?
Job Frustrations and Enjoyment
03:06:25
Speaker
Has it settled down at all? Nah. I told them motherfuckers sticking up their ass about this Monday. Unemployed. Dude, they fucking, they've they've robbed me out of like five grand in fucking commission in the last like four weeks.
03:06:41
Speaker
Oh, hell no. Okay, fair enough. you stole card You can fuck a lot, you can fuck with a lot of shit, but you fuck with a man's money and, you know. Yeah, so there was there was, without getting too deep in it, there was, what was it was 18 people on my fucking team, right?
03:06:57
Speaker
um Nine of them fucking quit within a two-week time period. And I was like, nah, I'm going to ride this shit out because you know I need the money coming in, blah, blah, blah. It got down to there was me and fucking two other people.
03:07:11
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And I was just like, yeah. i' so yeah So you had 19 people's worth of work shit falling on three fucking people. Yeah. if As if that's not fucking bad enough, you know, then the whole fuck. Yeah. Anyway, fuck them.
03:07:24
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that I was, we got a, we got a new supervisor that just started at work and and i'm my main boss, he's going to be out for a few weeks. She had to have surgery Thursday or Friday.
03:07:36
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Um, so she's gonna be out for a few weeks and and she was, and he's only been with us for like a week, maybe two weeks. it So she had to teach him how to do payroll. I was like, look, you can fuck up a lot of things around here, brother.
03:07:50
Speaker
Would you fuck with my money? I'm gonna come in here and bust your kneecaps. Exactly. I said, so you better. You fuck with my money. You better have this payroll.
03:08:02
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figured out before she leaves. Otherwise, you and are going to have to have a conversation. I'm 61 years old. I have never quit a fucking job in my life. Ever.
03:08:13
Speaker
Ever. This is the first fucking time. If I didn't quit, I was going seriously fucking harm somebody. how was that that's That's where I was at my at my my last job. was that's why i took but and and and I wish I got paid more, but I actually really enjoy my new job. I really enjoy where I'm at now.
03:08:31
Speaker
But that's where I was at my last job. If I didn't, I was either going to get fired or arrested if I didn't quit probably. yeah I was like every day I had to fight the urge of punching somebody right in their cocksucker.
03:08:44
Speaker
Well, I mean, the job, the job overall sucked anyway. I mean, it it was, it was just, it sucked every day, man. Like the stress level of that fucking place was just, it was off the fucking charts. But anyway, yeah.
03:08:56
Speaker
On the bigger and better. I don't, I don't plan on, I hope, I hope it doesn't take, you know, um My goal was get something else lined up. right That would be a smart move. right Line something else up before you quit. but it got The bullshit got to be so much.
03:09:09
Speaker
and I saw the last paycheck and saw the shit they pulled again. and I was like, no fuck you. come'm out fuck there I'm out. yeah Fuck that, man. I don't like yeah i did that i did that one year on my birthday. I said, fuck you. I'm out.
03:09:21
Speaker
Yeah, once you yeah ah once you start fucking with my money, then then we got a problem. Oh, and it had all kind of bullshit, man. It was like, oh, well, shit's tied to this and shit's tied to that. And, you know, you get kickers, right? Kickers in the sales world are like, you know, performance enhancers or whatever. If you're performing well, you get instead of a 1.0, you go up to a 1.5, you know, 2.0, you know.
03:09:42
Speaker
two point zero you know So if you made, whatever, I'm just round numbers. If you made $1,000 in commission, but you're at the 2.0 kicker, really you just made $2,500, right?
03:09:52
Speaker
right And every fucking pay period, like the day, the like the last day before the fucking period, everybody's shit would drop down back to the 1.0 kicker, you know, which is just like the the straight, whatever the fucking commission was that you made. Yeah. Bullshit.
03:10:10
Speaker
you know And they always had a fucking excuse. oh it was because of this. and it was got No, no, no. Well, i mean, you want to call out the company? No, I don't want to get down that road. I'm not like that.
03:10:22
Speaker
I am. fuck it's It's funny because Thursday night, two of the guys I used to work with in in my office, they they had quit like three weeks ago. They were like, hey, man, we're get together and have a a glass door party, man, with some drinks. You want to come over? And I was like, a glass door And if anybody knows. Yeah.
03:10:42
Speaker
And that's what they did all night. All Thursday night, man. They they they went out and created like, you know, fucking 12 or 13 different fucking alt accounts each and just went on Glassdoor and Yeah, that's what I do. you I already got the account.
03:10:57
Speaker
If he doesn't get that promotion, by the way, that's what he's doing.
03:11:03
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So anyway, how y'all been, man? Besides all the fucking bullshit, pissing and whining, tampon fucking music that's been being played tonight. Oh, you haven't heard anything yet. Some of the Shaman's home, that one was pretty good.
03:11:19
Speaker
i've I've pretty much taken a sabbatical from fucking YouTube for the last month or so. Last couple months, actually. except for Actually, jumping in that's it's good for you. Chat for a minute.
03:11:30
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I was in here last couple weeks just for a little bit. I was on Jedi's and M's last night for a a hot minute, but that was a bad hit, man. I i just say took a sabbatical from the ship, man.
03:11:45
Speaker
Yeah, well, as much as you've been working and stuff, too, it kind of makes sense, you know? you're not the only Plus, what i'm doing close I've been doing the photography shit, too. so That pretty much takes up the entire weekend, so.
03:11:59
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anyway i figured i'd pop on since i heard glick be like yeah he's a lot hurt yeah i ain't seen there's few people i haven't seen you i haven't seen uh nils in a little while and he's been forever since i've seen jersey yeah i haven't seen nils in forever wow that's crazy
03:12:19
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there for a while i couldn't keep nils off this panel
03:12:26
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I think he's been on like every week for a while. I mean.
03:12:32
Speaker
well i Well, I mean, i mean i was I was informed. I was informed that unfortunately we lost like half of our followers a couple months ago or a month or so or however long ago was when I when i when i fired somebody so unceremoniously. i i i did find that out. So,
03:12:56
Speaker
I mean, nobody. Oh, no shit. What was it like losing those four people? I don't think we actually are actually going up and I'm like,
03:13:12
Speaker
I don't think that they know how numbers work. because well that That wasn't why I was. That's not the reason I was. just poured one out for your unsubscribed homies.
03:13:25
Speaker
MoDog, you you reminded me that I got some sweet new shades for the. Oh, there you go. and no Oh, okay. You think they're Seth Rollins or some shit? Modog still looks better.
03:13:38
Speaker
Modog still looks better. They just look like they were meant to be there, you know? look Looks like he's trying too hard. they were very well I got the whole thing. I got the weird sunlight. I didn't laugh at that. Who said I laughed at that? I'm like a whole goddamn character.
03:13:58
Speaker
your character I don't know why, but I've been sitting here sipping on fucking Crown Royal all night while I've been listening to you motherfuckers bitch back and forth like girls. Oh, hell yeah. Who, bitch? It's entertaining. Wait till the big action figures come out.
03:14:12
Speaker
If I was in your... I'll answer that question here a second. If I was in your shoes and I was listening to this, I would have probably been fucking... suffering from alcohol poisoning at this point. i thought i thought I was just going to come on drop the heat, bring the fire, and then just maybe dance with it a little bit when Rocky came here. Wait, did have Taco Bell before this?
03:14:35
Speaker
Rocky was acting like a little biatch, not wanting to come up on the panel. I was like, shit, I'm going to fucking be beating this bitch to death forever. Well, I heard the opening of the show. I heard the opening of the Scott
03:14:54
Speaker
out. And you motherfuckers were still on about it. I was like, what the fuck? I know. And I kept trying to change the subject and it kept coming back. Hey, boo, boo. No, you didn't. Shut the fuck up. What the fuck did? were milking that for all you figured out of it, man. Listen, look at the end of the Roy was trying to change the subject.
03:15:16
Speaker
no Thank you, Shaman. I appreciate that. and Thank you for using my catchphrase. You're welcome. He's been bitching and moisturizing Those are all good As much as like i really wanted to bus rocky's balls i was like this is actually kind of a fire fuckingck saw So I'm not gonna lie. I got on a chat GPT, right? And I was like, I was like, I just put some basic shit in there. I was like, fucking write write me a, I've never used chat GTP for music or anything, but I was like, write me a fucking video or make me a video of, and I used your guys' names, right? Glick and Rock Lee and Shaman and all.
03:16:02
Speaker
jedi yeah having a fucking back and forth and it it it actually came back with some pretty good shit but it wouldn't make the video for me because i'm not i don't pay for it or anything yeah i'm not paying for it that's where i'm at but the lyrics i should have kept them i fucking deleted it but i should the lyrics it came back with for me not like adding your picture because i didn't add your guys pictures or anything i just literally used your names shit was like 85 percent fucking correct man it's wells exactly which is when you i was like right this is a little scary man When you put our names in there or if you put our shows in there, it does that it does a complete internet search to find out whatever it came.
03:16:39
Speaker
Well, I assume that's what it was. Well, I mean, my AI, my chat GPT... because i use it for all my thumbnails and everything like that uh it knows the show it knows me it knows what i'm looking for it goes where i'm going but i have i wally actually hit me up to this because i'm like by i only get to create three thumbnails uh every 24 hours or three pictures every 24 hours she's like dude you've got another email account go log in on that one and then you'll get another three
03:17:10
Speaker
So i was like, hey, good idea. So I'll use that as a dummy account to kind of play with, and then I'll get in the roundabout area where I want, then I'll go to the main one, and then the main one touches everything up. ah Yeah. You work in an industry where it gets busy when it gets warm.
03:17:30
Speaker
Scotto does have the most glorious nails on YouTube. i haven't seen them in forever. He doesn't love me anymore. Scotto hates me. He got a new boyfriend. oh oh no Almost got that out. I can see why. each other that yeah as I'll do that right in your butthole.
03:17:53
Speaker
Wow. He's going to do a hummer on your bummer. You're replaceable. Squatch roar right in your bumhole. Rawr.
03:18:04
Speaker
a la so gro hey they're gonna have to pay extra i i promise that common isn't the reason that i that i'm leaving but i past my bedtime porn click is looking for porn wait what i was wait hold on a second uh that's your bedtime again yes sir oh and yeah up He sleeps every night. It's all right. I'll step in and fill in for Shaman.
03:18:36
Speaker
You're going to fill showing in what whoa yeah ill feel shop and i'll Shaman in? and gentlemen, if you'd like to follow... No, we're going to do that. It's too straight, man.
03:18:47
Speaker
We're going to do it, though. You guys are going to die. You can go follow the Shaman Shaman OnlyFans. It's kind like the Island Boys, but but it's you is not quite. sure fucking ire There's less tattoos.
03:19:08
Speaker
There's not like a lot of it going on. yeah I've taken shits away more than either one those fucking Island Boys. It's your goddamn battery,
03:19:19
Speaker
Shaman. It made me proud, Shaman.
03:19:23
Speaker
Thank you, buddy. Thank you, other shaman. You're welcome, other shaman. You're shaman two-pointer rock. wait a we yeah have We have a, I say we build this up for a shaman versus shaman match.
03:19:37
Speaker
like Oh, shit. sham-off? sham-off. A sham-off. A sham-off-a-ding-dong. Let's go. That sounds like something I'm going to ask you. Guys, I got to get going. My dogs are active.
03:19:55
Speaker
That smoke detector is going off, man. It's got them all riled up. Wait. The beanie that you took tonight, you probably should go.
03:20:05
Speaker
Yeah, i'm about to go I'm about to go take a beating before go to bed.
03:20:12
Speaker
Well, Rak just got glick stomped, so you're doing okay, Sean. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. i gotta i have one discrepancy here, Rocky, with this. there's Why is there three N's?
03:20:26
Speaker
You know why. Network. You know why. you why it three when that really two on a There's only two There's not that's three.
03:20:43
Speaker
that an account nonsensical nully nonsense nonsensical nonsense network there's two ins budd work this out let figure this all shaman is afraid did it well actually it's just nonsensical network network yeah And much like the panel, there's only two N's.
03:21:06
Speaker
That's what I was saying. That's exactly what I was saying. Flew right over Rock's head. We're the...
03:21:18
Speaker
mean You got to stutter. It makes perfect sense. ah You got to fix it, Ricky. The nonsensical Ninja Network.
03:21:33
Speaker
ah thought the other end was for nazi jedi crazy i don't even know what that means but i still am offended ninja and ninja network okay and and nickel nonsensical and network nigerian nonsensical network there you go For your games
03:22:05
Speaker
go there's one there's one that is with rob walk say that one but but ninjaragua
03:22:18
Speaker
you think got get up pretty early in the morning you catch old bla school buzzing ah
03:22:28
Speaker
i fallened for your games it Did I that i when you said you were going to go get your hat and come back on? Did I miss that?
03:22:41
Speaker
You were supposed to go get them. You said you were going to go get them and you left and you never came back with hats. I did look for them and I do not know where the fuck they're at. sounds like a bullshit ass story, bro. My wife said she might have thrown them away. don't have one. It's non-negotiable ninja. I'm still waiting on mine. I might as well be here.
03:23:00
Speaker
can't imagine if they look that bad on me. They look terrible at me. You would think, but no. Lazy, that's a nonsensical. That is nonsensical, bro.
03:23:10
Speaker
That's why I'm here. That is very nonsensical. Why you stuttering? Yeah, that's nonsense. and the Nonsensical. The words of the immortal, iconic Ronald Isley.
03:23:25
Speaker
Oh, thank God. Get rid
03:23:30
Speaker
get rid of that asshole. yeah That's a much better panel now that we got rid of that asshole. and And I got rid of the right one, too. i had to look I didn't even know. I was like, am I gone? I was leaving anyways. But what happened?
03:23:48
Speaker
You said you got to be still pretty early in the morning. day That's the old Glickarooski. ah I did. I was i was checking my... and Ever refer to yourself that way again?
03:24:01
Speaker
You don't like the click-a-rooski? No. I don't even know what I did. was waiting for the end of it, too. You tried to emulate greatness, but he's already here. I was waiting for the end of a sentence, too.
03:24:15
Speaker
Yep. Jenna, get control of your panel. You're in the driver's seat now. Okay, you know what, Rock? yeah Just be you, not Shaman, okay? I am me.
03:24:27
Speaker
oh Yeah, what are you talking about?
03:24:33
Speaker
Listen, he's not who you think he is. He's not who he thinks he is. He's who he thinks you think he thinks he is. I'm exactly who I think that I am.
03:24:47
Speaker
God damn it, shut the fuck up. Stupid ass dogs. I'm trying to ask Mojog some questions. You goofy ass bastards. wait You know what? The real dogs are barking right now, okay?
03:24:59
Speaker
This is exactly like going to movie theater in the ghetto. What?
03:25:08
Speaker
Don't do that by yourself. No, don't do that. Rock always barks during the
03:25:20
Speaker
Rock, look, look, we, i want think I think Wally's Asian right now. Look, we, coffee chat on the panel. We'll figure it out real quick Well, he's not good with numbers.
03:25:35
Speaker
I know. So he's not Asian. So clearly he's not good letters either. but i things One plus one equals T. Well, in algebra it does.
03:25:52
Speaker
Life is full of. mrs sal but about How about you do not use made up words? Life is full of vasectomies, okay? oh No, they're not.
03:26:04
Speaker
yeah
03:26:09
Speaker
I'm happy to say my swimmers are strong. Not Michael Phelps. Not Michael Phelps, swimmers. They are. Speaking of strong swimmers, all right, guys, I'm out. What a bit.
03:26:22
Speaker
Speaking of swimmers, Shama's going to jail. Good night, dog. Good night, dog. four i know I'm a good one, man. Good seeing you, everybody. Shaman. a real coming these assholes sick the real Good night, real Shaman. real Shaman.
03:26:37
Speaker
Real Shaman, you're a real one, and I appreciate you. I don't care what they say. I appreciate you too, Blake. And you as well, Modog 1.0. i appreciate you too blake and you as well moag one point um At the end of the day, Shaman, you're a real one. At the end of the day, with this bullfrog again, god damn it. point are you Is he still censoring you?
03:26:58
Speaker
Is he still censoring you? That should be in a song somewhere. And yeah guess what guess what? This is the end of the day. so It's the end of the day. At the end of the day, end of the day.
03:27:10
Speaker
It is. The end of the day. So, have a great end of the day. You have a great end of the day, sir. Don't forget to the peanut butter away, Shaman.
03:27:21
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Yeah, last time it got stale. we have ah Nothing worse than stale peanut butter. yeah Try it out. Try it out.
03:27:35
Speaker
MoDog, have you always smoked or is that something new? I've been smoking most of my life, man. I don't remember you. so Thanks for paying attention. He doesn't know anything.
03:27:46
Speaker
i don't know anything about anything. He puts those Bret Hart sunglasses on and he becomes a whole different glick. He does. The best there is. best the fu and The best there's ever going to be. I gave Bret Hart that point, actually. Don't you remember me giving you guys some life advice and I was like, hey, man, after the whole bladder cancer thing, I told you that I found out that they say like 92%. It's been so long since seen you. I forgot you smoked. Smokers.
03:28:10
Speaker
so Yeah, I remember that. I remember that. ah As I sit here smoking a cigarette. going to get bladder cancer is what you're telling me. God damn it. I don't i figured they they cut quarter and my bladder out. I figured they got all the bad shit, right? I'm good to start all over again.
03:28:25
Speaker
ah you well Yeah, well, okay, basically means ups and downs. I still can't pronounce that goddamn word. This... sis ah physiscesitudes vicessitudes c si i see The
03:28:57
Speaker
Hakuna Matata. Now that he's gone, I should i shouldt change it. It will be more news. ah You're done being Sean 2.0. No, no, no. Johnny Black. right. this one like the flag is onia ter That ain't Oh, my word. It's even in here anymore? that?
03:29:24
Speaker
mean wait what who that's my family that's my favorite one the hung jedi but you We're monetized now. Stop putting nudity on the goddamn YouTube channel.
03:29:35
Speaker
Hey, Glick, I got something for you, man. i I just wanted you to know that based off of everything that's happened tonight, I want to sincerely apologize for falling victim to Lazy Jedi's nonsense.
03:29:48
Speaker
Oh, shit. What a little twat waffle you are. Come on now. I wrote you a song. I wrote you a song. You couldn't even play the song that you wrote. Hold on. Chill. Chill. Chill.
03:30:03
Speaker
Rock. I'm going to change my earbuds. Don't play the song until my earbuds are changed. Put your PFP full screen. did you go Did you go Black Shaman? is that what that is Oh, no, this was a this is Nils. He generated me as a Viking.
03:30:17
Speaker
Oh, okay. No, that's wrong. You said I thought I gay. fuck with No, no, no. See, this this is my this is my apology song to to the best guy really, ever to exist on the ah face of the I think I'll take a piss it. I'm going to do a wardrobe change because I don't know which is going to... Okay, I think this is a better fit for the hat.
03:30:48
Speaker
look at ro Yeah, I would agree. I'd agree. The sunglasses, the shirt. Yeah, I think this is a better fit. You go there. There I just want to dedicate this to the God Squatch himself. Here you go. God Squatch.
03:31:02
Speaker
I appreciate it. Oh,
03:31:12
Speaker
yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I've been thinking about the things I said and all the jokes still living in your head.
03:31:24
Speaker
Okay.
03:31:54
Speaker
What the fuck
03:32:08
Speaker
So good. I made it very hard on. I hope you oh forgive me, buddy. Are we cool now? Rocky, Rocky, I... That was the best apology I've ever heard in my life. I just want to tell you, Rocky. said, I...
03:32:26
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I'm
03:32:38
Speaker
cutting it off this time. What the fuck, bro? I said I'm sorry. I wrote you a song, bro. Oh, my God. I think you broke his ego. You broke it.
03:32:55
Speaker
How? It said I'm sorry. It was very sincere and sweet. It was. Giving it the credit it deserves. Okay. That's a mean ass Sasquatch, bro. He looks mad as hell. That's the Sasquatch's EBT that can come through for the month.
03:33:20
Speaker
Yeah, that's right. I do like that picture, though. It looks fucking sick. i It does. I kind of i you know i i don't want to do that picture, but I've got to be 100% honest with you. I want to redo it, and I want to put somebody else under my boots.
03:33:37
Speaker
Who are you thinking? oh that really I won't say any names, but if i if I do make it, i I will gladly share it privately, and that's where it will stay. it Probably Shaman.
03:33:50
Speaker
You like stepping on black people, don't you? Yeah, bro. What's up with that? We got Sarge here. ain't going to allow for that. Why don't you get of that cowboy hat? I just want to know why you got all the tampons. We know you just want wear white hood. That's all you really want in life. Look, Rock Lee, I didn't pick your street color and I didn't choose for you to be here. No, no, no, no. Don't move it.
03:34:09
Speaker
Explain the tampons around the microphone, man. because i and know i know I know what they're for. I was like, you're you're a photographer. I know you know. and You do videos and stuff too, right? That's because I bloodied his pussy. A little bit, but not... Mainly still. Ah, Scotto. I ain't seen you in forever. Look at him making me look beautiful. with their a i but Wow. i mean to i really need to go all gray, Scotto.
03:34:35
Speaker
The videos I do end up on their OnlyFans pages, so I can't share any of those. I gotta get God damn. Quick, have we hired Modog for our our channel?
03:34:48
Speaker
No, no. I've thrown it out there three or four times, but whatever.
03:34:53
Speaker
I wouldn't buy a beer. I mean... f Gato's been gone on a little on a little hiatus and he comes back strong. They have comedy shows and shit you know and I throw out there that they know of you know a stealth photographer and videographer but don't get hired for that either. so only one far old don have here anymore Fuck this place. Yeah, for real.
03:35:19
Speaker
And he wonders why you left, by the way. right I think Mo Dog is on our production team, actually. I'm pretty sure, Jed, I. Is he not in this one in this picture? that's no just the one photos shoot He does look very pleased with what he's filming.
03:35:36
Speaker
You do look weirdly happy about it. what You look really happy about it. That's through your sunglasses, too. that is the hope here If you did not get paid, that's Jedi's fault. He is supposed to pay all the talent.
03:35:56
Speaker
and whatnot, so please send my bill and I'll make sure you're approved. God, Squatch, I didn't get paid either. Okay. Wick has been embezzling the whole time. I didn't have the funds to pay you guys. Come on, Rock. You know that. Hey, look, it was worth a shot. It was worth a fucking shot. Your kind doesn't get paid.
03:36:18
Speaker
You're free labor. and By your kind, I mean bitch-ass. Whoa. No, no. You don't have to say that, man. Look, I tried to end the beef with a nice, loving Disney channel inspired. His cowboy hat dealt with us as a fucking white hood. He just got to put it down and covers his whole face. can't see shit out of these goddamn eye-holes.
03:36:46
Speaker
anybody Anybody just tuned in in the last like minute and a half is like, man, this is a racist-ass podcast. They already blocked it. Anybody who's tuned in in the last five years is like, this is a racist-ass podcast. I don't know why i keep showing up, man.
03:37:02
Speaker
i i have the I have the most diverse panel every week. I got Rocky. got And I got him.
03:37:15
Speaker
I have Jedi who is not only albino, but also Canadian. have MoDog on the panel tonight who eats crowns. I'm sorry. yeah canadian I'm a Sasquatch. I'm the biggest minority on the panel every week.
03:37:33
Speaker
Well, you're the biggest, but... Can we just take it in? exactly You're the biggest. I think MoDog and I are comparable in size. He's just not Squatch.
03:37:45
Speaker
No, know those are Muslims. I know what a fucking razor is. yeah he's from since He's from Cincinnati. That's an anomaly in itself. Cincinnati. Get it right, man. Cincinnati. Okay, well, you said it. I didn't want to say it and insult you because I'm not from there. I don't live there anymore, but I am from there. Maybe like one of the three of us dropping the N-bomb. Like, we can't say it, but Rocky can. That's like saying I'm from pussy, but I'm not a pussy, you know? so ah ah What you going to say about that, Captain Glick?
03:38:21
Speaker
I hear Rocky's a huge fan of Boosie. but i think we need to start telling him grandma gla i yeah he tried well first and foremost just a grade master It's it's it grand poupon dragging
03:38:39
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doesn't it sound so much better when it's just like that and doesn't it look so much better when the pan nor has me up on it
03:38:54
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I finished your sentence too. If didn't know you Obama's quick. You can't get Get the Obama internet. gets take Get control of your panel, Jedi. It's out of control, buddy. That was that was perfect, Rock. but but that was Thank you, man. Thank you, man. Thank you. I learned from the best.
03:39:18
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You know, this is the first podcast I've actually ever done. bra what brightan coscato I love you. You beautiful son of a bitch. God damn, I love Scotto so much.
03:39:29
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Scotto, how dare you? What do you mean bad influences? my my My sweet, sweet Scotto. Scotto, I am very glad to see you, actually, because it's been a while. It's been quite a while, actually. know. I don't know where you've been hiding, Scotto, but I missed you.
03:39:46
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And you're still talked about, too. If you go back and listen to some of them, i we're we're constantly talking about you. It's good to see you. And we got Ty Spork in the damn building. Hello, Ty Spork. And to see somebody be able to use it in an actual fucking sentence is actually kind of impressive.
03:40:03
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I mean, most people up here cannot complete a full sentence. So that's... Facts on facts. I also know that Proxmene is killing my brain tonight.
03:40:15
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Big words. Love a good coin purse. Clay's going to have to out in the forest, build him whole new bed in the moss and shit.
03:40:27
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I have to undomesticate myself to to to to to get over Rock Queen and all of her big fancy words. I'm Canadian. Does that count? oh I knew there was something about you.
03:40:41
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he Scotto, what have you been there, man? thought I could smell some maple syrup in here. i haven't been around forever, but i haven't seen you forever. How you doing? Ty Spork in the building. What up, Ty? We love Ty Spork. Ty Spork's amazing. What up, Ty?
03:40:57
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I feel that burning sensation, Rock. It was good stuff. Scotto, I told you to wrap it up before you went...
03:41:09
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Cave diving in Rocky's cavern is hole. We're all dog on his ass. In Rocky's cavern? Yeah, that was the greatest idea. Now you've got a burning sensation when you pee. You can think thank Rocky for that.
03:41:24
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It's wallered out hole. That's a wallered out cave, too. I'm not even arguing that.
03:41:36
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I've been fucked over all night long. It is a tapping hole at this point. He's just giving up. Rock is just tapping out. like Fucking say what you want. Rocky you a beaten man. I'm sorry, Rocky. I went way too hard on that. No, no, no. I'm going to release this apology song because I want everybody else to know how sorry I am. It's not a good apology song.
03:41:57
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No, I want to hear the song again. I want to hear the song again. don't think you're paying attention to the lyrics, do you like? Play the song. song It was such a good song. see we I want to hear it again. What do you want? Is it the style that annoys you? I don't care that it's high school music. I'm going to leave and I'll come back once I hear the song. I heard the words. i heard the words and it's It's not a very good apology. and and You're going to keep fucking around. and I'm going to wallow your whole lot of music.
03:42:27
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i'm gonna bring that inro like next next week i'm doing that boom back cake on your ass i wrote that for you
03:42:40
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Speaking of Scotto said he went in there and fucking bored out all the fucking slag tights that were hanging out. My dunder is just a bear. don't need to go for that colonoscopy, man. He cleared you out. Thanks, man. that's eight That saves me time.
03:42:56
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That saves me a trip. No song, no Jedi. He wants to hear it. Look, I'm going to play it a little bit just so just so that he comes back on panel. they saw those je What song? Jedi wants to hear his goddamn intro that I told you hour and a ago. i can't i can't I can't play that one on the network. Jedi, I told him to play it. I've said play it. He won't play it. and so privately He's privately texting me offline and told me he will eat me if I do.
03:43:28
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I'll tell you my text messages from... He's deleting it right now as we speak. Hold on a second. What is this? Mind you, unread it says. I'm just now reading them. Does the quality sound off to you on this, or is it just my ear?
03:43:45
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Maybe I do need new headphones, because even this one sounds weird. I'm such a bitch, Click. I'm so sorry for the reason I'm kidding you.
03:44:03
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See?
03:44:24
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I was half as talented as Rocky. I would be so far ahead of where he is at in his music career.
03:44:38
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I was like a winner of the talent that Rocky had. It wouldn't take me 10 years to put an album out if I had a quarter of the talent Rocky had. But then wouldn't even know words and shit and, you know.
03:44:53
Speaker
Words are going to get all complicated for you. don't i don't know that song he's if he wrote If he wrote that song, that is that is sick that was the song,
03:45:05
Speaker
Okay, I'll send it to you. Yeah, just saying. I'm just saying. I wish I was as talented as Rocky because I hate to say it. If I was as talented as Rocky, I would not be hanging out with you fucking losers right now.
03:45:20
Speaker
Okay. Because you guys are I would still hang out with you guys. because i would sure i I wish so hard that you were as talented as Rock. that is ah That is a bold-faced lie on my end. I would still fucking hang out with you guys.
03:45:34
Speaker
Because you guys are fucking awesome. that so he hangs out here once Why did we only 10 seconds to the song? It satisfies the requirement. He hired me full time and only scared me one day a week.
03:45:50
Speaker
you know I didn't fire anybody. I've never fired anybody. He keeps me around so he can get the check from the state.
03:46:01
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it's It's a glitched version of the Leading Center. oh Listen here, DEI. I'm in Rock Lee. Sorry. Sorry. My bad. I said your name wrong.
03:46:15
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i I fired my last DEI hire, so I had needed a new one. and Congratulations, Rocky. Thanks, buddy. quick quick You're the guy.
03:46:28
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I'll take it, man. I get paid very well to be on this network, guys. He die has has no idea. Next next next saturday fucking i'm a best i and i'll use seventy thousands of face next next Saturday, I'm have a love to Rocky. He doesn't know how to properly apologize. I'm not apologizing.
03:46:45
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It's gonna be apology You didn't even know it's the song the song is so good and he didn't even know it's gonna be a sad breakup song next week I thought that was the one you played actually earlier feels like um that's to take You by surprise and punch you in your eye right hackey and It is a punching anything see you say what I'm saying Jedi there's no winning it's over At this point, Rocky's Hole is over there. can't even play any good music here because Blake shut it down immediately.
03:47:17
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I have not shut anything down. I have not shut any music. Okay, well, the Apologies song got three seconds in before it got shut down. is very catchy tune, and it's kind of reminding of the best. And I wanted to hear the whole thing, but we only got three seconds on it. Would you prefer it Western?
03:47:37
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I have said it multiple times, Jedi. for him to play your stupid fucking intro song, and I would not touch anything. I didn't. didn't. He's not fucking playing it. Don't put it on me. I gave up trying to hear the intro song, but.
03:47:52
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Don't put it on me. Don't you fucking put it on me. Don't you put it on me. Don't you put that on me, Jedi, you big silly billy. you what hey look if everybody stops talking for a second and just looks at glicks tell me you don't see the deliverance movie tell me tell me oh with that that beard and that hat yeah yeah I'm making catchy music for the masses. it's an apology to you.
03:48:26
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You sure do.
03:48:30
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wait see um making catchy music for the masses and it's an apology to you you sure do guess no je You've got pretty mouth Thank you Thank you CFM Thank you It is very catchy It sounds like it's It sounds like it was on a Disney song It is very catchy It sounds really good if you get past 3 second mark too it's it's It's a fun song. you know i don't know why you... i Jedi, if I had access to your intro song, I would have already played it for you. But this is a guy that you have aligned yourself with, just so you know. He's crushing it.
03:49:15
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Thanks, buddy. yeah but you look You wanted to smoke. I'm like the fucking street profits up in this bitch. We up, and I don't want to smoke.
03:49:29
Speaker
This was a dance that you took on. This was a dance that she that you accepted that she wasn't ready able to take. Me too. I wasn't ready for the dance. You're correct. This is a dance that you wanted that you wasn't ready for.
03:49:45
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I know. I Brock, Glick's going to get another drink so you can play whatever you want while you're gone. No, I'm not. My other drink's right here.
03:49:56
Speaker
Damn it. Let's try, Jedi. is Quit pit me against Glick. I'm not. I'm encouraging you. found toine brown i i admire your talent, and Glick just lets it go to waste.
03:50:11
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Ty, sport. You got to You got to mind fuck the algorithm so it doesn't blank your account.
03:50:22
Speaker
I think the algorithm is going to press charges on you quick. shitter she The things I've done to the algorithm. they Unspeakable things.
03:50:35
Speaker
I was in front of the algorithm and the boy would ask me, did you do this to the algorithm? I'm going to go, yeah. And I'm also going to do this, that, and the other thing because it's what I do, baby.
03:50:50
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um You know what the algorithm said? Thank you, Click. Yeah. Thank you. I mean, like if the algorithm didn't want it the algorithm wouldn't have been here. So in my opinion, the algorithm asked for it and it got what wanted.
03:51:04
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Run tell that at the end of the day.
03:51:12
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Jedi's catchphrase, my catchphrase, it's one catchphrase. unified phrase it's cock phrase no not the conference um um Wait, what? I'm pretty sure I heard cockphrase. He said catchphrase and catchphrase, and together they're caught phrase, not the cockphrase. I mean, cockphrase is probably not far off, but either way.
03:51:43
Speaker
did All I heard was, let's say, no means go harder. That's all I'm saying. That's my different. correct
03:51:51
Speaker
<unk> mygo by the way oh Saturdays are out of control. Cheers. Am I drinking a lot? No, you're not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cheers, cheers man. Game up, motherfuckers. Jesus.
03:52:06
Speaker
Shut your slut now. Fucking whore babes. only When you wear your hat like that, you look like you should be playing a banjo, Glick. yeah
03:52:26
Speaker
Let me tell you something around here. We do things a little bit different. Put it on sideways. Let's see what it looks like sideways. oh ah He looks like the Quaker Oats guy. nice You're not fast enough, buddy. I caught that real quick. It looks like Captain the Crunch.
03:52:48
Speaker
Oh, it does. Captain Munch. after months Oh, shit. That's so funny. but now what say it Is she still awake? I didn't get to tell Kaylee hi. Is she still awake? Well, no, she's not awake, but she's at her sister's tonight. Her nephew graduated.
03:53:08
Speaker
So she's staying the night, and then we got to go over there tomorrow for graduation party. So she went over. She stayed in the night to help. So the world goddamn famous. but I mean, sir. Pat Knight. In the building. What's going on, Hunter?
03:53:29
Speaker
Mr. Pat Knight. Rock, Lazy, Sarge. What up, dude? You made it onto the game, and into the universe of the nonsensical network. It's officially backcountry.
03:53:41
Speaker
Look how you're going to feel when your first graduation. How are you going to feel? Don't tease me, please. Don't you tease me me. Don't show up and just flex on them with your GED, okay? That's all we're saying.
03:53:53
Speaker
I apologize. Oh, you're good, Rockwood. I don't... you Look, people got real lives. If you guys aren't here on ah with hanging out with us on a Saturday night, you think my feelings are hurt? Just make sure you like, share, subscribe. And tell your yeah friends about that.
03:54:09
Speaker
Because he's definitely not a salt squash. doesn't get salty about anything. Nope. He's so straight up squash real and raw against men. Look, at the at the end of the day, at the end of the day. Oh, at the end of the day. the end of the day, yeah. It's the Shut up, asshole. See, he can't keep that solid base for too long. Jedi's trying to turn Rocky against me, and Rocky's trying to turn Jedi against me. there this is This is how special needs they are, that they literally have the one brain cell
03:54:52
Speaker
that they've been sharing. It's negatives makes a positive. We've now given to Modog to have... You need to calm down. Why are you dragging Modog into this? He ain't done nothing. Don't pull me into this. I just mean in between you guys. Modog has three of the one brain cell that you two eat your shit. Modog, you have the coolest hat, so you get dragged into it, okay? That's just how the rules work. Fuck me.
03:55:13
Speaker
it ist cold It's like every other fucking gangbang I've been part of. with the yeah you know What It's like you were saying, Rox Queens.
03:55:27
Speaker
I'm too spicy for YouTube. Yeah, me too.
03:55:32
Speaker
Me too. The club can't even handle on me right now. Bitch, you can't even get it in the club. What fuck was that? That was a failed attempt at singing.
03:55:45
Speaker
It's just not good. Trust me. are no it's There are no Hey, Rock, remember that time where we were best friends? actually once we once we unlock the membership uh feature on the youtube channel there is private after party that will be on the membership side of our youtube that not only has myself singing but one handsome devil with a goatee singing as well oh oo
03:56:18
Speaker
Yeah, that's you, buddy. You're the only one. Why do I feel like that was directed at me? Because it was. What the fuck did I miss the last month and a half? With the hat, I could definitely see some karaoke. That'd be kind of cool. We did it after the show one night. It's better to see it than to hear it, let me tell you. You know, um we we did an after show one night, and I was convinced by a couple of people that we should do karaoke. Yeah.
03:56:47
Speaker
i mean that was like six months ago dude it's a private it's a private after after show that anybody that got pregnant on that show is give birth in three months i'm sorry you got pregnant on that show god that'd make me pro-choice but Straight up.
03:57:10
Speaker
I'm adopted. You just have to find the algorithm. The algorithm, there is no word when you're doing mean, technically that makes you a choice. They chose you. I'm trying to catch up with you guys in the chat. I'm sorry.
03:57:23
Speaker
me let me Let me get your guys' this chat in. ches Chat in here. Little cock, cock, cock. It was fun and games until they heard the banjos. Bow, bow, bow. the Glick Scouts. who hes I like that. showtle I don't.
03:57:39
Speaker
I don't either. But I like those Samoans. The purple ones. I'm a coconut guy. Look at Glick, man. He's fired up. Pat likes those fat chicks from the island, man. When you realize the family tree is more of a vine. It's so funny. and thick The safe word is bananas. Fuck yeah! there is Well, we're going, where we're going there are no safe words. Just saying. Whoa. Safety first, then teamwork. Come on, guys.
03:58:23
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Not plan B for nothing. Just saying. Banana pudding sounds amazing right now. Rocky old banana you're putting if you're not careful. Whoa. Whoa.
03:58:36
Speaker
You lick away the crumbs. right no No, I will not.
03:58:43
Speaker
The only cuck on this panel is Jedi. How dare you. How dare you, sir? How dare you? Why don't you just pull that white hood down, okay?
03:58:57
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You see that, Jedi? You all know you want to cover your face. That is the steadiest camera ham in southern Illinois. Whoa. Whoa. whoa You got to pay extra for that usually.
03:59:12
Speaker
Holly Holm just got beat. Holly Holm's like 75. That's the same position my left hand's in when I jerk off. but yeah ah You jerk off with your left hand too?
03:59:25
Speaker
I'm a southpaw. I hurt mine. Mine's hurt. That's why if you look at my relationship status, it says it's complicated. Isn't it weird that you can get tennis elbow from jerking off so vigorously? Hashtag twinsies. It's winning.
03:59:44
Speaker
if Who's the gay guy on panel? ah they are all
03:59:51
Speaker
I think they refer to it as gamer's wrist. This is the gayest guy on the panel. Hold on, let me bring him back. yeah The bald chocolate one. The gayest of all gays.
04:00:03
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yeah all your princeing All your friends say you are gay.
04:00:09
Speaker
Yes. With a G-H. Openly. willing and For YouTube purposes. I'm only gay on Saturday nights. Shut up. but to
04:00:20
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I said left-handers in the house. so and I being gay would be like a normal relationship. Because I'm right-handed. That's the only thing I can really do fucking well with my left hand, man.
04:00:33
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only I am left-handed. Wait a minute. Hold on. What hand do I jerk off with? Oh, yeah, left hand.
04:00:41
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He had to look down and shit. He looked down at his dick was like, which one fits better? when i actually started i actually started masturbating. Well, I
04:00:54
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but i mean, you're wearing a Hawaiian shirt. We expect nothing less. Mine's whichever way the door can open. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Good to meet you, man.
04:01:09
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N.A. N.A., boys. Hell yeah. Get that N.A., man. Dude, I thought about that on Saturday. Rockies Anonymous? what What? That's not awesome. Rockies Anonymous. I thought about that for Pat Knight. When i when i have to but I'm on call, like I still want to drink beer, but I can't get drunk.
04:01:29
Speaker
I thought about buying some N.A. beer so I could still get the flavor. But then I feel like that's just fucking unnecessary. Come on, somebody help me out here. right starting to quit drink i was i was reading Rock's Queen's fucking comment. That's why he buys bull semen, too, because once he just wants to have a little sip, but he doesn't want to suck a dick, you know?
04:01:53
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Sit on your hand and let your thumb go numb. It's called the friendly stranger. You're a fucking freak. Also, got to try hard to get that. Also, if you jerk off and choke yourself at the same time, that's called CNC.
04:02:10
Speaker
Consensual nonsense. that's a I think that's the way going die. yeah he to say That's good way to die. Autoerotic officiation.
04:02:22
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Put a limit in your mouth. So when you pass out from being choked, you'll bite down on the limit and it'll wake you back up. And you won't die. You won't unalive. tell that to all the actors and famous people that didn't mean if i could go back in time i would gladly tell david caradine robin williams williams and tom petty and ozzy after learning that tip boys i'd buy stock and lemons it's gonna go up i'm telling you that right now i'm just saying
04:02:55
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If you're going to auto-erotic officiate yourself, you put a lemon wedge in your mouth, and when you pass out from it, you'll bite down on it. and And I don't know from experience. It's just what Rocky has told me. I mean, I've heard, allegedly.
04:03:09
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ah Also, my nickname is Lemon Wedge.
04:03:18
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was I was really hoping and waiting that somebody would drop that. Thank you, Modal.
04:03:26
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when
04:03:29
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20 20 for life
04:03:33
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I'll be jealous check it's like one Ozzy Osbourne held his hand steady to jerk off that's kind of that's a good damn life there was a nothing study about that man you see this Jedi you see this Jedi this is me keeping up with the chat better lemon wedge than a lemon party.
04:03:55
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and say Yeah. i i like And so did Michael J. Fox. I don't i don't know what a lemon party is, but I'm also curious and afraid to ask at the same time.
04:04:06
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So, Scotto, care to share with the rest of the class? du Do the corners...
04:04:19
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I love how I jump in the conversation and it just turns to masturbation. Well, you know, now now that you brought it up, Pat, there's something we need to talk to you about, man.
04:04:33
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People are going to think I got CMD.
04:04:38
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Just cut my thumbs off and we'll be okay.
04:04:46
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A lemon party is an orgy of angry old gay men. Thanks, Scotto. Thanks for the education.
04:04:55
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How's he going to abandon his own freaking show, dude? So you start talking about orgies and fucking people jerking off and Glick disappears. Glick bitch.
04:05:08
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like a
04:05:13
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yeah We got this gay dude at where i work at, dude, but he's like all muscly built. And he told me it's the same as my relationship, only his is a little bit more of a pain in the butt. Come Rocky. Why you take yourself on the panel? You come in here and you got something to You feeling, you feeling nice? He changed his name to D-E-I. You feeling froggy?
04:05:35
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D-E-I-S-H-E-R-G-E. Jump, boy. Jump. up there you Go ahead and drop, boy. Rocks, Queen, we all know what felching is because we watch South Park.
04:05:46
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so ipart Oh, oh. I feel like that happens where I work at a lot. I thought they called that a soup kitchen. I'm a master divaider.
04:05:59
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This way it starts with the master. Massa. Yes, a massa.
04:06:06
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but um You still fuck my jersey? You know what? I seriously, I look back on some of the shit South Park got away with and it's like, how the fuck did they get that shit on the television?
04:06:19
Speaker
Well, now I want to know about Felching.
04:06:24
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Dude, i don't know house south park I don't know how South Park got away with it and still continues to get away with it. Right? Yeah, like it's It's called Don't Give a Fuck, in all honesty.
04:06:41
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Also, at the end of the day, let's let's just say I think that but that that I am on the same plan in South Park, like you just said, Sir Pat. I don't give a fuck.
04:06:51
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I don't. At the of the day, it's fucking jokes. It's satirical. It's not serious. Right. like Well, that's like that's like the way people are with comedy. Like, everybody's got their own sense of comedy.
04:07:09
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That's why I like this show. The comedy on this show is right up my alley. Oh, Lord have mercy. If it's that bad that you have to DM me. Oh, fuck. Do I want to open it? like it's Oh, man. I feel like I'm about to enter a whole ass another world that I'm not ready for. I got a feeling it's it's something with you with that hat on sideways. That would have been my guess.
04:07:41
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No.
04:07:45
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Oh, that's what cucks do. That's a clean out. Oh, that's not that big a deal. That's just cleaning up after somebody else nuts in an orifice. Did you literally just say Felching is not that big of a deal? Did you really just say I mean, well, it's not so much of a big of a deal that they had to like privately send me a deal. It's like belching with an F. Yeah, that's all it is.
04:08:09
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It's just not from a vagin. It's from a butthole, which is at the end of the day, a lot grosser than, I mean, to think about it. I don't know. Hey, Rock Lee, you still out there? What's it like? I'm going to ask Rocky. He knows about being a cuck.
04:08:25
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I'm sorry. Rocky, I gotta stop beating on you tonight. I'm sorry, buddy. I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done. good
04:08:35
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I'm done, Rocky. Lies. Lies. Gonna put the little one down. we are but Oh, I gotta put the baby down. Oh, goodnight, baby. Don't hurt the baby Who white baby is this?
04:08:47
Speaker
That baby is from the mouth. my god. that's fuck that That skit is fucking hilarious. I just saw that like two days ago. That's not my wife, baby.
04:09:00
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I know they've got a credit score at 850. Oh, they definitely would have blocked that. They definitely would have blocked that, especially how delicately you put it.
04:09:22
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Eating? I don't even want to repeat it. Right out the write out the tap, we'll just say. Eating the man juice from the back door tap.
04:09:34
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Oh, my God. Shut the fuck up, dude. What the fuck, and root man? I'm monetized now, bitches. I got to do the YouTube dance.
04:09:46
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Damn.
04:09:49
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And now my dog's like, well, I know what I'm Googling tonight.
04:09:55
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No. um I'm debating on hovering over that X button, man. like Sorry, all that talking made me horny. Where the fuck did they man? Is it weird? If you start talking about Felch and fucking Rock and Jedi disappear, man.
04:10:11
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Imagine that. i'll Imagine that. We talk about it. Look who leaves. They're going to go Felch each other.
04:10:24
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So any whoosies. So where in the world are you from, Pat? And how did you find this fucking channel? Dude, I was honestly, I was scrolling through one night. I'm from Southern Illinois, Mount Carmel.
04:10:36
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It's like on the southern tip. And I just started watching. And then I was like, two this is fucking great. In all honesty. These guys are fucking great. And then they let me jump in.
04:10:47
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And they never told me that my microphone didn't work for like the first two episodes. man By the way, you sound great tonight.
04:10:59
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you yeah you shot we're not You're not that far from me and Glickton, southern Illinois. yeah i'm like I'm in northern Kentucky, just south Cincinnati. so Okay. We could all go to a gay club together.
04:11:10
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Yeah. yeah We could all practice our felching andship and Just three straight guys in a gay club. Nothing weird to see here. Right? Just hand battering some Gooner gravy.
04:11:23
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That's right. I'm just here for the free drinks. sometimes I'm just here for the free booze. Dude, in my band, the first time we played in St. Louis, we were going to get a drink, and we actually walked into a bar like that on an accident, and I kept on getting drinks sent to me.
04:11:43
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Years years ago, mind you, I'd already be going to like gay bars and stuff like that. Yeah, I have family that that are members, family and friends that are in the LGBTQ.
04:11:56
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But years ago, my ex-wife, her mom, who is lesbian, her best friend, this is before gay marriage was legalized, him and his partner had a, I don't know what, like a commitment ceremony where they like promised themselves to each other. They couldn't technically get married, whatever. So then afterwards we went out and celebrated and ah like I got pulled to the side.
04:12:23
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I got pulled to the side and was like, um We're going to go out and we're going to drink and stuff. are Are you okay going to a gay bar?
04:12:33
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And a part of me wanted to be the smart ass and go. Glick was like, yeah, I'm okay. Combing his beard all out. Getting ready. i wish I wish I had this glorious beard back then, but I didn't. Well, part of me wanted to go ahead and and and like. Making sure he's got a couple drops of milk in it and turn them on. i Like a part of me wanted to like go ahead and feed into the fact that they thought that I wouldn't want to go to a gay club or a gay bar.
04:13:01
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ah But I think there was like a moment of clarity and like mature adultness. And I'm like, yeah, let's go here. And everybody was kind of shocked because I suggested a really cool bar downtown.
04:13:15
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a And you walked in and your name was stenciled on the back of one of the chairs. For a good time call. Click, what's up, man?
04:13:26
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I know, I mean, like I knew the bartender or something like that, but like, don't know, it was like, When I go to a gay bar, that's the only time in my life that drinks are bought for me. And it was funny because but we were there that night. and the boy I picture Jedi being like it's Cliff Clavin.
04:13:44
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It was funny because that night I was i was getting like beers bought for me and stuff like that. And I went up to get shots for the table and the bartender was like, you know, all those guys are just buying new drinks.
04:13:56
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Because they're trying to have sex with you. And I'm like, I hope they got deep pockets. A lot of ladies will go to them because of the music. Well, they're also quote-unquote safe for ladies for for the ladies.
04:14:10
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Because gay dudes aren't hitting on them. they just But now gay clubs are cool as shit. Gay bars and gay clubs, I have so much fun at them. They're a lot of fun.
04:14:22
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They kind of freak me out, man. I'm going there and get my freak on. I can both. We've only got like two gay people and everybody knew they were gay like when they were born. yeah i love i love my man. i fuck long league have talked about going to a gay bar and hanging out and just chilling and having a good fuck yeah like it's just It's the same thing going to a regular bar. i mean It's not like it's not like you go into a gay club and they're like straight guys we're gonna fuck on him
04:14:55
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and know and and it's not contagious you're not goingnna it's a it's a cool hang man and um There's one in Columbus. It's a little hole-in-the-wall dive bar. And you go in there like you go in there during football season, and they got the games on.
04:15:09
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You got a bunch of guys in there in jerseys. Boy, that would be a weird celebration for a touchdown. but but A bunch of guys in fucking tight pants for a football game. Can't imagine watching that. I don't know. Either I'm here for it. I'm here for it.
04:15:25
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I also like 67. He's got great hands. They're the only people who know the name of the centers. I'm just saying, gay bars are cool hangs, man. i they're They're cool, man They're i I think I told you this before. I've only been in one one time and it was an accident, man. i was like back when I was still like actively in the Marine Corps, right?
04:15:48
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And we went down to fucking New Orleans for a Mardi Gras weekend, right? It was like me and like four or five other Marines. And we're fucking the piss shit drunk. And we just, I mean, we were just bar hopping, man. were just going everywhere, you Yeah. By the way, dirtiest, pissiest smelling fucking town I've ever fucking been in, man.
04:16:05
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Yeah. least in Mardi Gras. fuck thing It smells like fucking vomit and piss, man. I was going to say, everybody's like puking and pissing in the streets during Mardi Gras. We walked in, man. we walked in and it was like we were there like We ordered a fucking beer. We drank a beer. and you know You know how it is when go out with your friends, right? You're in your little clique.
04:16:24
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The four or five of us are just like standing at a table. and we start We start doing this shit and we're like, ah there ain't a motherfucking woman in this fucking place, man. yeah The realization starts to set in. Yeah.
04:16:39
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They're like, check, please. ah good Waiting for the music, for the music from police Academy and the blue oyster club was about to kick off. what down what it's fucking boom whooo It's funny you say that. I think the name of the fucking bar was the Blue Oyster Club.
04:16:55
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Seriously. I had this one gay guy who he worked with us, man, and he straight up said that he's gay because he has a boyfriend and he goes, if you listen to you guys' this conversation, you guys are way gayer than I ever, man. I was like, you know, he's kind of fucking right.
04:17:11
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No, yeah i I think Ty has said it before in here, man. Like, Ty's always fucking, he's always on point in the fucking chat and shit. It was like four or five months ago in here. We were all, because we do, we get stupid as fuck as Saturdays on and shit, especially when like the whole crew's on.
04:17:27
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And Ty was like, you motherfuckers talk more gay shit than I do, man. Oh, is Ty Fuck, seriously? Seriously. No, seriously. Yeah.
04:17:39
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I don't know Ty outside of the chat. I don't think I've seen Ty anywhere outside of the chat. ti I'll let answer for yourself, man. All right.
04:17:49
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I wish I had moved on. I didn't know Ty. What up, Ty? Sorry, Ty. I only have room in my heart for one game.
04:18:04
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And that's my love, Scotto. Oh, now it's a competition between you and Scotto, Ty. My heart beats and it says, Scotto. Scotto.
04:18:15
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Scotto.
04:18:21
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ah Married to a dude. Yep, that qualifies you to be gay. I didn't know that. i don't fucking care, but I didn't know that. Cool deal. Yeah, that's what's up. Yeah, it don't matter. fuck some of the Some of the coolest people I've ever Light on the wrist. Light on the wrist. Light on the wrist. Light on the wrist.
04:18:39
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That could just be a smoke screen. Light on the wrist. For this scotto. love it.
04:18:47
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love it
04:18:51
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scott I know Scott is sitting there laughing his ass off going, I know ain't nobody questioning whether or not I'm fucking gay or mean, just think of it this way. It would be nice every once in a while to get done and just give a fist bump and be like, hey, you want to play some Madden and not have to cuddle?
04:19:06
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mean We can cuddle and play Madden at the end of the day. I'm just saying. Sorry, that's all.
04:19:14
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ah sorry that's all in sex and ra There's a lot of shit around the house that needs to be done. How they just going to drive and say goodbye and anything? That's fucking bad. know. What's up with that? Rock an and Jedi, bitches. They're fucking jerking each other off.
04:19:30
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They're still felching, man. They're figuring it out. but Fucking finger felching. Jedi's choking because he didn't realize it was supposed to go up your ass. not Now that's gay. Yeah.
04:19:43
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This might be the gayest non-gay show YouTube. message The sad part is they're like, which hole? Which hole do I need to go for?
04:19:59
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Scotto, you got to jump on here, man. Haven't seen you in a minute.
04:20:05
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Felt you, Jedi.
04:20:11
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have Have you ever seen Scotto, Pat? No, man. He's cool as fuck, man. Cool as fucking gay dude dude. Dude, Mo Dog.
04:20:28
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Yeah, saw that, man. that's so That's a pretty cool beer cozy you got there, man. This is the most amazing thing that I have ever found.
04:20:39
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It holds four of the 16 ounces.
04:20:44
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But and it actually does keep them cold. And I didn't even know what the fuck it was. I had no idea what this thing was. I just. As long as it is, you know, it wasn't for your dick. So I know for this for this episode, you need to be holding it between your legs. I mean, it might have been not might not have been for my dick, but it might have been for my booty hole. I'm just lying.
04:21:05
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I had no idea what it was. good I was just seeing was this. Why is this big, long beer cozy smell like shit? Hey, you can do that. It's light. Yeah, no, I'd seen it was Miller Lite. never find Miller Lite anything, so I just grabbed it. Miller's like, what are you doing? and i said, I'm buying this. She's like, you don't even know what the fuck it is. I was like, nope. You bought and didn't know what it was for?
04:21:29
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No, I really had no idea. I just seen it was Miller Lite. That's the widest fucking thing I've heard in a year. We were walking through, what hold on, it gets better. We were walking through Walmart because that's where I found it.
04:21:41
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And my dumb ass, like 100% stone cold sober. I'm looking at it, trying to figure out what it is. i didn't care. I was buying it because it was Miller Lite.
04:21:52
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And I was like, she was at the end of the aisle. I said, baby, it's a beer koozie. can put like three beers in this bitch. The whole store is like.
04:22:04
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She put her head down and went to another aisle. Drunk on aisle Drunk on aisle six. I was 100% stone cold sober.
Viral Stories and Beer Preferences
04:22:14
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I was so fucking excited. I like to like sing real loud and then run in slow motion and Miss Knight gets all pissed off.
04:22:23
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Oh, you know what? Check this out. have you got You guys have probably seen this on YouTube. I had it happen in fucking real life, like two weeks ago. i We were coming back to my fucking my grandkids' fucking basketball games, right?
04:22:35
Speaker
And my daughter was like, I got swing into fucking Walmart real quick. I got to pick something up for the next fucking game, right? Because I got four yeah four grandkids, right? So while we're in, have you seen the shit on ah on on fucking YouTube where some motherfucker just stays like in, and I don't, it's in a Lowe's or some shit like that, right?
04:22:53
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and he starts making the fucking gorilla sounds yeah have you guys heard that and then like everybody all all the fucking guys in there started like like one dude's like or and everybody's like you just hear like 30 other fucking men in there like like going off i had this shit happen in walmart while i was standing in there with her some fucking dude did it and like 15 or 20 other people started so of course i had a diamond it was it was fucking awesome it was fucking awesome Sorry, I didn't mean to get sidetracked on you there. but I love that. I would love to hear Rock's Queen. She said, I don't know what it does, but I won't. I didn't. I swear to god i swear God. I had no idea what this fucking thing was. I just seen that it said Miller Lite, and I can never find anything Miller Lite.
04:23:39
Speaker
So when I find it and I see it, I'm buying it. That's what I drink. Judge me if you will. I don't fucking care. I'm not going get into a pissing contest with beer. I don't drink what I like.
04:23:49
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As should everybody else. I can't say shit about beer. mans in your drive well i was miller highlight I'm not going to hate on on the champagne of beer. I'm i'm a fan of it. You guys should try being in the fucking NA world. You want to talk about getting some piss beer. I bought that shit because it was cheap one night when I was staying in the store. It's $12 for a fucking 12 pack.
04:24:11
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And I bought one. right This was back when I was unemployed. and And here's what's bad. like I'm not i don't i'm not to be a big beer drinker. That's the champagne of beer, Sarge. That's the only beer I've been drinking for the last six or seven months. but you like it ah Most of the beers I used to drink were like the high-end beers. My son's a fucking brewer. He's brew mix. He is.
04:24:31
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he's a room and yeah So yeah he would kill me if he knew I was drinking fucking, you know. oh yeah no But i'm a here's the fucked up thing. i have gone back to buying some of the higher end beers that i used to drink.
04:24:44
Speaker
And I'm like, I prefer this now, man. I'm like, yeah. And it's fucking cheaper. so Yeah, I enjoy High Life. The champagne of beer, I enjoy Now, being that you're in Kentucky, I was thinking like a good bottle of Pappy or some Buffalo Trace. that's what I'm saying. i'm Yeah, I'm in Kentucky, so i'm a big bourbon. That's why I'm sitting here drinking bourbon. But here's thing, Moe Dog. i'm a big bourbon drinker. 12-pack Miller Lite, 16-ounce founders.
04:25:09
Speaker
Same price as that 12-pack of Miller High Life. I know, but i i didn't i don't I don't like the taste of regular Miller Lite, but the Miller High Life for some reason. It's a good beer. I don't know. I don't know if I'm just... It's not. It's it's really not let's not. Let's stop the bullshit.
04:25:26
Speaker
It's really not a good beer. It's $15 for shit that doesn't even have fucking alcohol in it. i you could be on that sure It's not a quality beer, It's not a quality beer.
04:25:40
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It tastes good. I've grown to like like the taste of it, man. you know like i bought I bought a six-pack of fucking Yingling a couple weeks ago. and and i'm fan now now I have a question for both you two real quick.
04:25:55
Speaker
What is your opinion on the flavored beers? What do you mean flavored beers? like I'm not saying a flavored beer. like Like the Mike's Hard and stuff like that?
04:26:07
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Like the the fruity drinks, the fruity beer. Oh, like Boosh Apple? No, not like Mug's Hard, like the strawberry, cherry. When I was in college, I played soccer in college. The girls used to shoot Mio in their fucking beer.
04:26:27
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Oh, that's what the that's what a lot of girls that I know will put in their vodka is like the Mio or Kool-Aid and stuff like that.
04:26:36
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I've never been a fan. I've never been a fan. But no, I don't like, I mean, I like, I like, I like a half and half twisted team. Oh, dogs were making fun of me the last couple of weeks because I have, I couldn't when I drank no way, but flavored beer. No, I just, I want beer flavor. I'm drinking beer because I like the taste of beer at the end of the day. Do click. I can definitely see you banging somebody with one of those sons of bitches. I'm going bang somebody. I'm bend them right over the counter. Oh, wait. That's not what we're talking about.
04:27:05
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Never mind. My bad. Wrong story. Wrong story. Wrong scenario. So, yeah. yeah And here we go. i would hit somebody in the head with a can of twisted teeth. I'm just saying.
04:27:20
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i've never mostly i've neverve no Actually, I've never tried twisted tea. so i do i mean you I live in the... he's like and I couldn't get off, so I spit a little twisted tea on his back.
04:27:31
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but i like it I like sweet tea, so I would probably like twisted tea. actually so I don't like regular twisted tea because it's got a weird taste to it but the half and half, the honor ah Arnold Palmer actually tastes like an Arnold Palmer.
04:27:47
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I might not. ah but i on Yeah. But and so it's, and I, and I love that. nice shop well and And you've lived in the South, right? You've lived in Charleston. When I was stationed down South, I'm like South Carolina, North Carolina, and that's more East, but whatever, whatever.
04:28:03
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Like the Arnold Palmers were a big deal like 30 years ago when I was the Marine Corps. Like, you know, if you, not not to be out like drinking with the boys kind of shit, but if you were like out for lunch or at a dinner or whatever,
04:28:15
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Yeah, the Arnold Palmer's, man. Everybody was drinking them, motherfuckers. Oh, yeah, yeah. Now seems like they're making a comeback. When I first moved down... Now, do you guys remember like the Purple Passion that came in the two liters?
04:28:27
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No. No what you're talking about. There you go. right Diego? What? He just came up online. Oh, man. It was like a slice of heaven.
04:28:39
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Sir Pat just came online. No idea what you're talking about. was like, yeah, fuck it up. He's like, fuck. Fuck this non-alcoholic. Where's an alcoholic? Fuck me, man. These guys ruined my... No. When I first moved down to South Carolina, I remember the first time we went out to dinner. No, I can't break. Unless you guys got a couch. No breaking. No breaking. Stay strong, brother.
04:29:03
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When we first went out to dinner, i ordered a tea. And I told the waitress, because I'm from Ohio, I told the waitress, you know,
Golf Tales and Social Interactions
04:29:11
Speaker
can I get a sweet tea? And she literally.
04:29:16
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Don't tell me, Hannah, you sugar packets. Yeah, she she literally put her hand on my shoulder and she said, she said honey, we don't have any other kind of sweet ah tea here other than sweet.
04:29:27
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And I fell in love with her and the South in that moment. Yeah. Yeah. youre You're looked at like you're you got four fucking arms, man. If you try to get anything other than sweet tea in the South. Oh, yeah. i want I want that shit coming out there like molasses. Like if it takes more than six seconds, that's my type of tea.
04:29:45
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Yeah. she She had her hand on my I thought I thought Glick was going say she gave you sugar packets. It was like, and and no, no, no, no. She's like, no, it's like I looked at my ex wife and I said, I love her and I'm going to marry her.
04:30:01
Speaker
You that story ended. 45 relationships later, I finally got good one. 45, what are we talking, the last eight months? No, last summer. so So I got turned on to the... Trial and error. Trial and error. oh there Last summer, I got turned on to the Twisted Tea half and a half.
04:30:23
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um my My neighbor, who is now no longer here, um him and his girlfriend and i got like white girl wasted on the patio on a friday night drinking those twisted half and halves and i was like oh man these are good then i couldn't find them at all now i can find them everywhere so now i buy one every saturday so i might have to try it i used to love the crown peach in my sweet tea
04:30:52
Speaker
i could see that working yeah i igra So half and half on the Twisted Tees is like an Arnold Palmer? Yeah, it's an Arnold Palmer.
04:31:04
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Okay, i might have try that then. What up, Teddy Vinny? You done hijacked whatever the fuck Lazy and Shaman do on here? No. i Actually, Lazy and Shaman have tried to replicate what we do here, but they put the real show and the quality show on their channel.
04:31:20
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Just saying. Just throwing that out there. Sorry, Teddy Vinny. Welcome to the Nonsensical Network. Saturday night nonsensical nonsense. Often imitated, never duplicated. I'll be back.
04:31:31
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Yes, sir. Cheers to that. we here um um I'll cheers the last one. Often imitated, never duplicated. Ciders. I do like some of the ciders. I do like some of the ciders.
04:31:45
Speaker
Four Loko is not amazing. Rock Queens, that shit was banned for a long time for her proper reasons. This will probably be my last Crown Royal, so I think about kill the bottle.
04:31:56
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Anyway, I'll be right back. Crown Royal. it's nasty. The half and half is decent. I like the half i like the half and half, Ty. Arnie Palm, baby. Whoa, whoa.
04:32:11
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by Easy, Scotto. Easy, Scotto. Can't go wrong with an Arnie Palm-y, dude. Yeah. Yeah.
04:32:20
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yeah
04:32:23
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I used to hand it. I wish my hand could do that. I can't do that.
04:32:29
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Now, you a golfer at all, Glick? Fuck no. I've been on a golf course one time in my life and you know what happened? I got drunk, used a five iron the entire time and somehow, I don't know what a birdie is, but apparently a birdie is really good. Mini golf, motherfuckers.
04:32:45
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I don't know what a birdie is, but apparently it's a good thing or an eagle or something like that. I don't know. I got one of the two on a par four with a with a water moat thing around it. I don't know how I did it with ah with a five iron and i don't even know what I did, but apparently I did something really cool and everybody bought me drinks.
04:33:03
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So, yeah.
04:33:06
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Speak that. You speak you understand the golf language? Because I don't. Awesome. Par four. I think I got an eagle. Is that right? I think it was an eagle. I got it in two shots. Oh, yeah.
04:33:19
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And there was like a moat around the green. And somehow on my first hit, I got it on the green. That would be an eagle. Yeah. Then I stumbled up there with a beer in my hand. i like Shut the fuck up.
04:33:29
Speaker
I am a golfer. I do like to golf. and you Five iron. did not shoot a fucking eagle. Fuck you. You probably got a birdie, bitch. No, it was an eagle. I got photographic evidence of it somewhere. An eagle's 300 fucking par, motherfucker.
04:33:43
Speaker
It was one fucking hole. i think I was like 400 over or at the end of the day. I don't even know. I don't know nothing about golf. I didn't even want to go. I got sunburned drunk.
04:33:55
Speaker
and that was about the extent and i had to golf with right-handed gloves gloves clubs um so i got this cockstrong son-in-law mine him and my my daughter been dating since they were in like fucking fourth fifth grade whatever they're like 30 golf golf is like bowling this this hits his drivers like 390 395
04:34:16
Speaker
this motherfucker hits his drivers like three ninety three ninety five fucking I'm like, you go ahead. I'll poke my shit out there 250 and I'll be on the green with at the same fucking time you you are while you're three putting that shit and I'm putting it in, you know.
04:34:33
Speaker
Yeah, I like to play golf. I haven't got to do it that much in the last few years, but. You've got to be the whole time. It's, you know, one bad hole can just, it puts you, fucks your whole day up.
04:34:51
Speaker
You can. I mean, I've never been that... I started to say I've never been that competitive, but I'd be lying because I'm competitive as fuck by nature. But... um Like, you know, if I'm in a tournament with somebody, I'll be competitive. If I'm just out, which is 99% of the time when I'm golfing, just out with friends or my son-in-law or something like that, I'm just out there for fucking funsies. I don't give a fuck, you know?
04:35:13
Speaker
So, it is what it is. Funsies. It's the game you love to fucking hate, dude. Like, Cause I put baseball, baseball, I played football in high school and you know, I used to laugh at oh yeah golf and I was like, Oh yeah, he's fucking pussies. He's pansies playing golf. Then I got older and I started playing it and I was like, Oh, I get it now.
04:35:36
Speaker
I get it. i get it. Cause you're playing against yourself. You know what mean? You're playing against yourself. You ever do it after the husband, during the husband, with the husband?
04:35:47
Speaker
Sorry, you guys can continue to talk about golf. We have another conversation. that was just it I was just saying, yeah. I like to play golf. heres Here's what's fucked up, man. I didn't swing my club one time.
04:36:00
Speaker
I didn't swing club for like 15 fucking years, right? And I went out two years ago with my two nephew-in-laws. They're basically the same age as me or close. And then my son-in-law.
04:36:12
Speaker
And they're all pretty much avid golfers. I hadn't swung a club in 15 fucking years. i didn't i so out of the four of us i came in second but yeah the two fucking the two so two nephew-in-laws that i played against two are avid golfers in leagues and whole nine i'd beat them like i beat the one by like 10 strokes and the other one by 12 strokes my son-in-law beat me by one stroke and that was after not swinging the club for 15 years so it's like muscle memory and shit here's how bad it was we got out out there and i put my golf shoes on right
04:36:43
Speaker
By the time we got to the third hole, all the spikes on the bottom of my golf shoes were gone. Because they were like, shit the plastic was like dry rotted and shit because just been sitting for 15 fucking years. And just the twisting motion of like swinging, like snapping fuckers off, man. I was like, absolutely yeah. It was good time. that We had fun. The one time I was on the golf course and playing golf, I had fucking flip-flops on. Now they're church shoes.
04:37:10
Speaker
I had fucking flip-flops on. Like I said, I got drunk. I got sunburned. And somehow you hit a bald eagle. i got the eagle. an hold eagle and i don't even that means. I have been golfing with a guy that it was his first time and he shot a fucking hole in one.
04:37:25
Speaker
was a little nine hole golf course in the neighborhood. oh That's what they thought
Banter and Technology
04:37:28
Speaker
to happen. When it, they're like, that's what they thought was goingnna happen was with when i hit it yeah like and it dropped and the way it dropped and started rolling they're like oh my fucking god glick you just got a hole in one that's in the hole i'm like don't even know what that means let's go and i was when like when we walked over there and everybody was still like i'm up on the green ah and i'm only like five feet away from the hole and that's p up and i'm a goddamn menace on a putt-putt course i'm like i got this and then they made a big deal because i got it an eagle and i didn't even know what the fuck it meant and then like
04:38:01
Speaker
two other golf carts came over and they bought me around from the golf cart girl. And like, so there was like eight guys here. And then the guys I was with it, it was just like, I got all these fucking drinks.
04:38:12
Speaker
I'm not here's what here's what sucks, man. When somebody like the guy that was with us, right? There was me and the two of my neighbors back when I was married. This was 30 years ago um or 30 years ago when we used to go golf. Me and these two neighbors, we'd go out like three, sometimes four times a week and go golf. You know, sometimes we just out to work and just get nine holes in.
04:38:30
Speaker
Sometimes we go on a Saturday and play like 27 holes, you know? Like we used to golf a lot over tweet thats over like three summers. Now, hang on, hang on. So we took a friend of ours with us this one time.
04:38:42
Speaker
Never fucking swung a club before. Right. Gets out there. And again, we were run a little nine hole course. It was just a neighborhood course where basically you go out and practice your fucking irons. Right.
04:38:52
Speaker
Like, there's not a hole on there long enough to fucking use a three-wood, a five-wood, or a driver, right? e So it's a nine-hole. It's an iron course. This fucker gets on the second hole, hits it, and gets a fucking hole-in-one. little par-three course. Your fucking luck, obviously. Right? Yeah, it was a par-three course.
04:39:10
Speaker
Total luck, obviously. But him not being, not having any fucking clue to it. Scotto, what's up, man? What's up, buddy? How you doing? Good to see you. take it, that's Scotty. Motherfucker.
04:39:24
Speaker
hey that got it Scotto, Scotto, not Scotty. Scotto. I just, I just, I just want to say, the dude, the dude hit a hole in one and it meant nothing to him. Cause it was his first time. yeah well scott and Here's the rest of us been golfing for 15 fucking years yeah and then nobody got a hole in one. And we're like, we'd have been over static, you know? Yeah. I had no idea what was happening when everybody lost their mind. Cause I got this Eagle and I'm like, don't know, but i got a lot of free beer.
04:39:51
Speaker
And the golf cart girl came back and she's got to do this for me. Do this for me. Well, it's so long. know. That's saying. Do the boy band wave. There you There you go i just i just I just want to... I think of the Gotham Shots part. The little Goth kid.
04:40:09
Speaker
I'm fucking jealous. yeah I'm fucking jealous. I just want to say real quick... Ask him. Ask him. You know you're going to say. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I know. I know. Skydo, I love you. and Give me one second. Because um Rock Queen, I just want to say to your hubby, this is a high five from me to him.
04:40:29
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Yes. Let's fucking go Let's go. Also, Scotto, you beautiful son of a bitch. Long time no see. You just get yellow. Let see them nails. Yes, queen.
04:40:40
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yeah i can see let me see them nails Yes. queen yes you just get you just get handsomer and handsomer every time i see The gay level of this podcast just went up fucking 900 points, man. just I have gotten yelled at so many times because of how gay I get when Skydo comes in here. And I was going to say, not because Skydo came on panel.
04:41:03
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I'm talking about Glick. yeah It's my fault. It's my fault because I'm so gay for Skydo. I fucking love this, man. I hope you guys know how much I love this fucking man. You got the great beard going? Yeah, you got the great beard. It's been a while since I've seen you, Skydo. I've been running around the internet being a real fucking piece of shit. I'm to go one button down for this one. I've not. You got the long hair. You got the gray working, man. Still looking good, dude. Yeah, look at you. right hair out I love it. I love it.
04:41:41
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I need to cut it right because it sits here like this and like at least twice in the last week. I will light a cigarette and I've almost lit my hair on fire. So it's a problem. It's a problem.
04:41:56
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But I have to look like you look so good. Did I ever tell you about the guy that talks to his car? Wait, i'm sorry, what? Okay, so I go around and find these little locales everywhere, and there's this guy that lives in his car. It's a Tesla, okay? So it comes with Grock auto-installed.
04:42:16
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It's not fucking guys who live in their car. I don't care if it's a Tesla or not. Well, it's cute because he like he has to um he parks at a truck stop overnight because he had to charge the car, right?
04:42:29
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But it comes with AI installed. The grot is already installed. He gave it a female name and he set it to like the most explicit setting, like it'll say anything. And he talks to this AI like absolute trash, total trash.
04:42:44
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So one night I'm listening to him. That's why he's sitting in a truck stop. a lot with there Well, that's where it goes because he was on YouTube one night live having a phone sex session with his AI.
04:43:01
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Oh my God. Seriously? Yeah, and he said, start naming it after other YouTube creators' names. Like, hey, I want you to respond to this lady's name or this lady's name. Finally, the AI had had enough of him, and it knows that he's an alcoholic. So it told him, why don't you start your car, leave the seatbelt off, and go drive the wrong way in traffic.
04:43:22
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Jesus Christ, dude. ah wow. yeah drinking Because your liver is probably the size of a raisin, right? They totally chewed him out. Yeah, that's cold. That's when the computers are trying to fucking kill us.
04:43:37
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When they start doing shit like that. God, his AI voice sounds like my wife. That's when they've taken over. Scott, I missed you. Thank you. Thank you. Little one said backseat windows up. That's the way I like the foot. Oh, yeah. Y'all didn't know I knew about that, did you?
04:43:58
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yeah I'm going off camera for a minute because I'm going my joint and YouTube is apparently very picky about that lately. We're 18 and up. We're not we're not kid friendly.
04:44:11
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All the TVS. All the cannabis. No, actually, they only do bongs. That's the only thing that they'll... Goddamn it, Flick. He's looking out for you. Say fucking thank you, bitch, and be grateful. All the cannabis dispensaries out there, if you're looking to a sponsor of a podcast, what what's up? Hit me up.
04:44:33
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What?
04:44:36
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I'll sell your weed. I'll be your weed, man. so So, Scotto, finish that story when she told him to do that shit. Did he do it? ah Well, he didn't do that part. Right about that time, YouTube basically shut him down because he was being too graphic. like The AI picked up and killed him.
04:44:55
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So, the stream. The stream. It stopped the stream. He was not actually unalived. He wasn't unalived. he was not unalived. he was the stream was on the live yeah so he runs over to discord and he sits in a voice chat in discord and ah every time he's in there i record him you know these are public discord servers you know Yeah, oh, yeah he was in there for like six hours. First of all, he was he was yelling at the AI because it stopped. And at one point, it just wasn't going to talk to him anymore.
04:45:33
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And he told this story like four or five times over the course of six hours about, hey, when I was in my 20s, I used to work for this lady and she would take me out for lunch and get me McDouble for lunch. And then... she would maybe go pick up her husband's car or pick up his dry cleaning or something but then when i got back to work she would take me down in the basement and peg me and goes into very much detail about this damn and i i'm sitting here listening to every word of this for like six hours i just can't hang up he finally tuckers out and goes to bed and a couple other people roll in hey what's going on in here you've been in here for six hours not just been a good mcdouble
04:46:14
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Yeah, fa I would have at least gone for like a Big Mac or Quarter Pounder. He just gave up for a McDevil, you know. but is sorry yeah Some other people come in and I tell them the story and he says, oh you know, that's funny because he told me a story that he used to work for his parents. so oh just like yeah um Oh, his mom would pay him for a McDouble.
04:46:40
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What the fuck? ah Mental illness is a real fucking thing, man. And she probably had a buy one, get one free coupon.
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04:46:49
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That bitch. Groupon. a thing. still yeah i've never ah mcouble mompegging You know what? I think it does because I still get random fucking emails. I've had the same fucking email account since like 1981. I had a girlfriend with the same name as my mom.
04:47:15
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but i'm sorry what me see Let me see if I can get this show up on screen. thing on You had a what? A girlfriend and a yeah right you seen that You heard that, Scotto? I did. I heard the first part. yeah can Can you guys see?
04:47:29
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I had the same name as my mom. it's It's right here. Can you guys see that? See how many unread emails I have on just want you to know that that is that is absolutely sending my OCD into overdrive right now. You need to open that just so that notification goes away. ah I would have to go through 134,000 emails. for them No, you just have to open it and then it'll go away.
04:48:00
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My OCD is... a Select all markets reds. not the way it works out here giving corella a run for her money fuck that let's see if sarge can get one million oh yeah i probably hell yeah because because i will like when there's nights when i'm like i'll get done like editing like files from a fucking client or whatever right and and i'm not doing anything and i'll be like let me go in here and i'll just start selecting all selecting all selecting all selecting all and and the bad thing about yahoo is it only does 50 at a fucking time right so You got to do 50 and then delete 50 and delete. fifty
04:48:33
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But I'll sit here for like a good 45 minutes fucking straight just doing that shit. And I'll be like, I had to make a dent right now. i'll Look at it. You've got 99,000 unread email. I'm like, fuck it. I'm done for the night.
04:48:44
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ah Yeah, you definitely got the walk for McDouble. I mean, I have another email address that I use for like business kind of shit. So Sarge can have like 8,000 emails, but I can't get 10 voicemails before my storage is full.
04:49:02
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Your phone still exists. I get my old changes. but you you like just Is it just like you just go to Valvoline together, like six of you, and you guys get a discount? Yeah, what I'm saying. I knew it still existed because still see this shit in my email whenever I look at it.
04:49:20
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QP with cheese man. Oh man, a royal cheese man. ah I was just gonna say that I fucking love that movie I Love Quentin Tarantino man i love quientin tarantino man
04:49:40
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one mill might but you one mill might self-esttrust
04:49:48
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Say it right. People think I'm bullshit and then when I tell them that. Have you ever seen the spoof of that in the breaks? No, I've never seen that.
04:49:59
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I
04:50:03
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i never even heard of that. It's got a white dude named Derek in it. You have to check it out. It's pretty funny. What's it called? The breaks?
04:50:18
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Who's yelling in the background? Not me. The brakes. Shut the fuck up. think I think Sir Pat has a hell of a delay tonight. Good night, GFM. Lovely to see you.
04:50:35
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Scotto, I'm so happy to see you. Take care, GFM.
04:50:40
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I love you. i hope you know that, you beautiful son of a bitch. yeah I made that just for MoDog. Pat, this is the part of the show where you and I become irrelevant for about 10 minutes. Just sit back and enjoy it.
04:50:57
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Just look, i have not I have not got to have i know, that's why I said it. That's why I said it. yeah got go Story of my life. My man, James Reficiencing, Roxqueen, appreciate you. Thank you for hanging out. And also, bat, bat, boom. There you go.
04:51:14
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And All the high fives. Fuck yeah. What is that? have i face Pulp Fiction? I think. queen We love you too, girl.
04:51:27
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You are a beautiful soul as well. Look, we're not going to hold that against her. No, she gets a pass.
04:51:41
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She gets a pass. okay I almost said something and I had to bite my tongue. mean yeah Again, shout out to her man.
04:51:58
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Scotto, i might be coming to San Francisco in the fall, dude. hell yeah. That's awesome. Definitely. I might be going out to see my sister and her boyfriend. Yeah, cool.
04:52:10
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San Francisco! ah Yes, girl! I can't remember the name of the little town she lives in, but it's totally surrounded by mountains, and then the opening is the ocean, right?
04:52:23
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Mountain City. Pacifica? Oh, it is Pacifica, yeah. Yeah, now that you said it. Gorgeous down there. <unk> it is It is. It's a gorgeous little town, man. and I think she said they're like 20 minutes from like downtown San Fran. Exactly.
04:52:40
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So interesting note, there is a Taco Bell on the fucking beach. It's a Taco Bell Cantina. Nice. And it's like their most popular Taco Bell. They live in this gorgeous fucking spot, right?
04:52:55
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And my sister's one of these people like, I mean, I'm 61. She's turning 75 this year. Jesus Christ, when did get old? But anyway. She's got the energy of like a 50 year old.
04:53:05
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You know what I mean? So she's wanting to go out and like do shit. here tonight Thank you. Cheers. She's always wanting to do shit. And he doesn't want to leave the fucking house.
04:53:16
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She's like, come on out here, man. We'll you come out for a week. We'll hang. walk We'll go like, we'll go do the whole San Francisco thing. Cause she knows I'm going to be walking around taking, you know, fucking photographs and shit. You know, she's like, I'll show you all the cool spots. And so, yeah, I might, I might head out there like first part, like early October something.
04:53:33
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Oh yeah, that'd be awesome. It's usually very warm then. Our summer kind of hits around middle of September to October, so it'll be warmer than normal. But you won't have to be right there. You shouldn't have to be doing this.
04:53:45
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Look at this photo, Cobra. Yeah.
04:53:49
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Yeah, I'd like i look go out there and just check it out, man. Just from a photography standpoint alone, just wandering around the area. Because I've never really been on the West Coast, man. like I was out in Yuma, Arizona for like three weekends when I was in the Marine Corps just because we were packing some shit up to go back to fucking Afghanistan. And anyway, long story short, that's that. I take it back. I was in San Diego one weekend, too, while we were at Yuma.
04:54:13
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Me and like three or four of the Marines went down to San Diego for the weekend. And man, we got off fucking tarmac in Yuma. And the C-130, the big plane, it looks like a fucking whale.
04:54:26
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It's got the acid drops and tanks and shit will roll out of there, whatever. We walk off that motherfucker and step on the tarmac, right, on the runway. And it was like 123 degrees that day. And fucking Yuma.
04:54:38
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And the heat wave hit us and, like, took the fucking air out of our lungs. And, I mean, I'm like 150 pounds of rock-solid muscle and in shape at that point, right? But if you're not used to that kind of fucking heat, it's just... it I mean, it like it's like when you jump in cold water and it takes your breath away. It did the same shit.
04:54:56
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you know and and the And the fucking load master that was out there was stationary and used to it was like, oh yeah, but it's dry heat. Man, fuck you. 123 degrees still 123 degrees, man. The fuck?
04:55:11
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So we went from that off to like that next weekend we went down to San Diego and just... literally just fucking hung out on the beach, slept on the beach, drank on the beach, the whole nine yards, i didn't realize sand I didn't realize California got cold.
04:55:25
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You know, I'm thinking Cali is, you know, like, I'm an East Coast guy. So we think California, we think hot, sunny weather all year long, you know? when we' not there Man, it got down to like fucking 48 degrees or some shit at night, but then it only gets to like, I think they say 72 degrees, like almost year round during the day, which is perfect fucking temperature for you know, but yeah, it got cold as fuck, man. We're like, we're like, I'm not gonna say we were cuddled up on the beach, but we were cuddled up on the beach just trying to stay fucking warm and shit.
04:55:57
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yeah kid It was like 48 fucking degrees, man, you know, ah yeah which isn't freezing, but when you're drunk and just, you know, laying on the fucking sand.
04:56:08
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It was pretty cold. Anyway, if I make it out there, I might hit you and be like, hey, Scott, I'm going be a town on so-and-so. You can't just anyways insert the fact that you and some of your Marine buddies were snuggled up on the beach together. Hey, you know, survival, man. This is a judge-free zone.
04:56:31
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I can't yell it at you this night. How gay I am for Scotto. and Now I'm going to be a um now i'm not only am i gay for Ty. still Scotto has my heart, though.
04:56:45
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Sorry, Ty. you You should move Scotto up here. and put Fuck, I took one button down just because of my... Actually, good call. Let me move my... Hey, I'm a pop of Ty. Just my lucky day. I'm a bottom. I'm a bottom.
04:57:02
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I'm up on Adam. So a funny photography note for you. I'm sure you've seen this um kind of quintessential picture of the Golden Gate Bridge. It's right here and it's spanned off the feature. And there's a bunch of rocks like on the right.
04:57:19
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That picture is taken from a place called Marshall Beach. The problem is Marshall Beach is a new beach. that to south So, yeah, so like, to I'll say lovely photograph, but you know you've got some other scenery that, you know, maybe some people don't want to see. I'm here for the photography of the Golden Gate Bridge, but actually, I'm here for the wieners. Clickety-clickety-click, motherfucker. wiener, wiener, wiener. You know what? i've I've been to three nude beaches in my life, and they are not they are not what you fucking think. not what you think they are. I've never been to a nude beach, but I...
04:57:53
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I've had friends who have been to nude beaches. It's fat guys with little dicks and fat girls. I'd have a fucking but Polaroid. They're flabbing. Fuck, I'd fit right into a nude beach. First time I went to one was in the Philippines, man. and was not yeah you don't have for anybody who's never been to a new beach it's it's not like all athletic skinny yeah hot people and shit it's not it's old people it's mainly older overweight people playing volleyball and that's not something you want to fucking see yeah i would fit right in fat guy with a small pecker i'd fit right in just serious question i've never been to one but does anybody ever get a boner on them
04:58:35
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Yes. mean, probably, but I didn't. Which was letdown. You have to announce Okay, because I would feel bad if I was walking around all the time.
04:58:50
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It's weird I'm hard right now. Can you tell? Can you tell? I mean... can you tell i mean
04:59:00
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There's also that, Sarge. Can you tell I'm hard right now? ah but Instead of asking, do I look patinous? Can you tell I'm hard right now? Give it all to me. Give it all to me, bitch. I was done 10 minutes ago. what are you talking about?
04:59:14
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just ah Your eyes giving away she like give it Give me 16 inches to make it hurt. I gave it to her 12 times. Throat punched her. Right. Make it hurt. Make it hurt.
04:59:28
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to come on her and came on the drapes too. That's a bird's nest. It looks like a little bird nest. Make it hurt, daddy. All right, you asked for it.
04:59:41
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Grab my brass nuts and it right in the face. Button in a fur coat. When she wakes up the next morning and asks what happened, I'm like, i don't know. You told me to make it and Mine's because when I was younger, I used Crisco and it's shortening.
05:00:05
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the joys are having a little dick i mean I don't know nothing about that. I told you, but I was like back when I was in the court and I was we were newly married. Right. So I was only all of 19. She was 18. And I'm fucking laying out besides the little fucking trailer we were in.
05:00:23
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well I wasn't laying out. I fell asleep. You know those fucking reclining chairs? The sun tanning chairs? No, yeah, yeah. so I wasn't sun tanning. I literally fell asleep on the fucker.
05:00:34
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But I was just sitting out there. I just i was drunk. I was drunk from the night before. And I had on a pair of fucking underwear that were nothing but mesh.
05:00:45
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I got a thing I had had all the sun sunburn holes where the sun came through the mess all across my crotch on my dick on my balls. I was like, it was terrible it was terrible. It was there.
05:00:56
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Do not recommend. and Do not recommend. I was and I told her I was like, you didn't think to come out and to wake me up. Oh, dude, we played a biker alley and it was so hot. I was wearing a towel.
05:01:10
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And the next morning, I heard all these cars honking. And I guess when I was sleeping, the towel came off. was laying there full morning chub just fucking... Your little soldier was that full soldier.
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it
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Full salute. Oh,
05:01:35
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Not my best moment. I mean... Hey, it happens, man. if you If you go through all life and you don't have at least five embarrassing fucking stories, did you really fucking live? But not close to my worst. and not No, but worst. But it's right. I think one night, one night my ex-wife and I, we went over to a friend of ours.
05:01:56
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This has been years ago. This is when my oldest one was just just just a baby baby. I didn't even have my second daughter yet. We went over. Yeah.
05:02:07
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And it was already bad enough because our friends called me tube socks because I'm convinced that shorts and tube socks are a fashion statement and they were. me I'm 61. I grew up in and in the late seventy s early 80s when like short shorts on guys and tube socks is what everybody fucking wore.
05:02:27
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I'm talking like I would come out of the house with basketball shorts and tubes. Any who's that has nothing to do with anything. So like we we went to their house one night they moved oh my dad used to wear the old coachy shorts and then his tube socks matched them my dad still does dude it was it was like it was like a life-changing phenomenon the first time then i got my dad in a pair of cargo shorts And I had to you like my step-by-step. She was like, you gotta take pictures and send it to your sisters. And this is, this is still when I had four sisters and not three and a half sisters.
05:03:05
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remember Do the math on that one. So any who's, but so like they already called me tube socks, but anyways, they moved, they used to be our neighbors and then they moved and we went over to their house one night. We were all partying. We got fucking stupid drop like stupid fucking drum hours I was I was blasted and I got up in the middle of the night and I thought that I went to the bathroom.
05:03:36
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Turns out I was actually in the living room pissing all over the treadmill. So the next morning when we wake up up, I tell my ex-wife, my now ex-wife, we were still married the time.
05:03:49
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I said, oh no, we weren't married yet. I said, I had the weirdest dream last night. was like, oh yeah, what happened? And I said, I had the weirdest dream that I got up to go take a piss and Jay and Alyssa yelling at me for pissing on the treadmill.
05:04:10
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And she was like, that's pretty weird. Right? And she already knew at the time. She was like, yeah, that's pretty fucking weird. So, like, you know, we go out and I'll I grab a beer because that's what I do. you know, at that time I grab a beer hair of the dog.
05:04:29
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Jay's got a beer and we're sitting there and and then the and the girls are making breakfast. And I was like, I was like, Jay, man, I had the weirdest dream last night, bro. And he was like, really? I was like, yeah, what? He was like, tell me about it.
05:04:41
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I said, dude, I had this dream that I got up in the middle the night. I went and took a piss and you and Alyssa, you're yelling at me to stop pissing on the treadmill.
05:04:53
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And he's like, god he's like locked in and Alyssa's locked in and I'm like, wow, yeah that's crazy, bro. And I'm like, it was so weird. It was so vivid. It was so realistic.
05:05:08
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And Alyssa's like, after you got done pissing on the treadmill, by chance, did you grab another beer? And I was like, ah, how did you know that I grabbed another beer in my dream? And she was like, it was. Cause i was watching you piss on my treadmill.
05:05:23
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She said, it wasn't a dream. You literally pissed on the treadmill like three times last night. Oh, dude, I was the i was the king of peeing on shit. i ah Dude, I felt was like a pound dog.
05:05:38
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I felt like the biggest piece of shit. And God love them. God love them. They were like, no, yeah it's no big deal. Alyssa had already cleaned it up. Shout out to her. Love her to death. Still to this day. Jay's a worthless piece of shit. And she'd be fed to a wood chipper, that's neither here nor there. But like they were they were so cool about it. And it's just like the tube socks thing and then me pissing on treadmill has been an ongoing joke forever. But it was just like, no, I could not imagine if I was...
05:06:11
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walked out and seen my friend on my treadmill, I would not have been as cool as they were. And I'm just happy as could be just. Worst I did was I pissed on a potted plant one night, but it wasn't that I didn't know I was doing it. I knew exactly what I was doing.
05:06:28
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there was just like i I had to piss so bad I couldn't get outside. Both bathrooms were fucking full. And I was like, fuck it. I'm watering the fucking plant. so dude i'd literally here's Here's the thing that pissed me off.
05:06:39
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every Every weekend used to be party central at my house back when I was married. Right? Yeah. you know Literally. Right? Somebody got so drunk one night that they went up to the bathroom that was up upstairs. We had three bathrooms in the house. And the upstairs upstairs bathroom was in my and my ex-wife's well, wife then.
05:06:58
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was in our bedroom. so They had to literally go through our bedroom to get in there. and They had to fucking puke. and they you know If they would have just puked in the fucking toilet...
05:07:11
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And left that. ah i i Okay, I get that. No, they puked in the sink. They puked in the toilet. There was puke on the fucking walls. and pule me I'm like, were you literally spinning the fuck around trying to make sure you like you didn't miss a fucking spot? like And nobody ever fucking owned up to it.
05:07:29
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fucking That's what pissed me off the most. the Dude, they had to. There was puke on, I mean, I'm talking five foot up the fucking walls, man. Like on every fucking wall, in the sink, on the bathroom, on the floor. Like they had to be standing there going, you know, like, what the fuck, man?
05:07:46
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and ah and ah And if anybody would have owned up to it and said, man, I'm so sorry, I was just that sick. I'm not going to say i would have been okay with it, but it would have been kind of for forgiven. stop so nobody brain was fuck um Nobody ever fucking owned up to it. So don't think I didn't look at all my fucking friends from that point forward with disdain. Because I'm like, I know it's one of you motherfuckers. Nobody ever fucking owned up to it.
05:08:12
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ie I knew somebody that used to live here that was like that. Puked all over the goddamn place. For no reason. Like goddamn.
05:08:24
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I have been blacked out. I have been absolutely blacked out fucking don't know what planet I'm on drunk. And I've never puked like that. Like, I'm either puking in the toilet or I'm going outside, like, I'm going outside and, like, sorry about your flowers. I'm sorry about your flowers, but... Exactly. yeah That's why I said this... There was part of me that was like, this shit was intentional. Like, you had to fucking, like, literally be spinning around 360 to hit all this shit.
05:08:57
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Motherfuckers you sons of bitches. We know who you are. We we we will find out who you are. i used to blame it on my dog. with a gutsin dog You had some real problems, sir. Pat. I'm glad that you're you're doing the sobriety battle because I seen you're live. I seen you talking about. Oh, fuck. Yeah, you you was a you. are you yeah man you you was uh you was a goddamn degenerate alcoholic
05:09:32
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i'm glad i'm happy for you though bro i'm happy for you man i really am and and to be coming up here on this panel with us tonight yeah they like dude that's that that mad props to you dude i got nothing but love for you man and i want to see you succeed i really do i hope you know that
05:09:52
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I appreciate man. I will, I will, I will. You got this, dude. You got this, man.
05:10:01
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Bye, Scotto. I'm going to pee. I love it you called my name. bar going It's not that. It's just, dude, I am i am wild anyway. But when I drink, like I'm one of those people that the party just doesn't stop.
05:10:15
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Yeah. i have that I have that problem on Saturday nights. like I know like right now I'm looking at the clock and I'm like, all right, we got got... Everybody else might stop. Yeah.
05:10:26
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But not me. We got another 15 minutes on this and I know that I need to get off here and I need to go to bed. So that's going to be something that going to rest with.
05:10:38
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Yeah, to have to like... yeah i Well, I got to get up tomorrow. I got to get up tomorrow and I got to be somewhat functioning. I got to be... Okay, another diggity. gi gigo You know, Glick, he's standing there with his dick in his hand while he's standing there. I know what he's doing.
05:10:56
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I'm mad. I can multitasster act multitask, can multitask. I don't see a Snapchat notification. don't do Also, by the way, please don't send me a dick pic. That's a joke. I haven't seen a notification on my cash app first, sir.
05:11:09
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Yeah, I've been sitting there drinking in front of you all night. Well, not all night, but so cheers to you. Bye. I feel like Scotties would say file size too big to send. They wouldn't. Oh, there's some shit about Scott. Oh, you don't know about. but You can tell him. Go ahead and tell him. I don't Okay, I'll say it. We're not going to say that we've learned that Scott is like hung down to his knee and he's done porno in his past life. but kind of was all Scott is hung like a field mouse an inch from the ground.
05:11:46
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yeah on a cold day a and in in in in eve
05:11:58
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asshole destruction walk up and put it in scotto puts it in walks up yeah i like got ah sky did the pon he puts it in from the next room you know yeah scott scott did porn it was asshole destruction volume one through thirty five It was weapons of ass destruction. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. they say You guys want to see my dick? 45 eyes in that motherfucker.
05:12:32
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WAD. W-A-D. WAD for short. Weapon of ass destruction. But no, that was a good call out. like i't anything i't I hadn't thought about it, but you know. No, man yeah I've seen I've seen I've seen Pat's live when when when he when he talked about it and you know, it it it hit home for me because i' never I've never given up drinking.
05:12:58
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um But, you know, for so the only time I drink is when I'm with you guys on Saturday night. Yeah. you for For a hot minute when I was younger, i was a raging functioning alcoholic.
05:13:10
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And then You know, I, I, I put that switch and I, and I still drank and I drank a lot, but not as much as I was, but I calmed down some and then, you know, that's weird. Cause I joke about it, but I've, I've never really been a big drinker.
05:13:27
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Yeah. And then never really been big drinker. You know, when I first came back home to Ohio, I was drinking almost every night. Well, Ohio. You're not wrong. but you're not wrong And when I was doing, when I started this particular show, nonsensical nonsense, every time we were live, I was drinking.
05:13:51
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And then when I branched out and kind of like decided to do the network, I i was still drinking if we were live. But then um I hit a point where i was like, I'm only going to drink on Saturdays. And that's the only night of the week that I drink. There are the occasional Fridays. that I'll have three or four beers or whatever. But the only night of the week that I drink is on Saturday. So I've 100% reached that point where I have absolute control. And I do understand that I learn, lose control on Saturdays.
05:14:23
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um ah No, you're good tonight, man. You're good tonight. There's a lot of Saturdays where you're like slurring drunk and shit. like Well, yeah, but I also didn't start drinking until two hours into the show because my middle daughter got her license a few weeks ago and she's got a job.
05:14:41
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And, um you know, unfortunately, Kayla's not here tonight. She's at her sister's house because her nephew graduated high school tonight. um And then the graduation party's tomorrow.
05:14:53
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But she needed to be there in the morning to help with set up and blah, blah, blah. And I got the kids here. So like, we're going to go tomorrow or in the morning when we get up and get ready, we're going to go out. So um I want to, I was like, I'm not going to drink until my daughter gets home.
05:15:11
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She's 17 years old. Just got her license. She was coming home from work. She didn't get off work until 930. So I didn't, I did not start drinking until she got home because I wanted to make sure just in case something happened.
05:15:22
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right You know, I can go get her. You know what mean? So, but you know, anybody, anybody, and and and I've got a very good friend of mine who we don't see a whole lot, um who entered sobriety and just said, I'm stone cold quitting.
05:15:43
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I'm not drinking. I'm not, nothing. I'm just, I'm just quitting. So like I said, I drink on Saturdays and there are Saturdays where
05:15:54
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i I probably drink way more than I should most Saturdays. I'll be 100% honest. Most Saturdays, I probably drink way more than I should, but also at the end of the day, I do the work thing. I do the kid thing. I do the relationship thing. I like i don't have... What's your day to cut up and have a time?...everybody else. I don't have that outlet to where I can just...
05:16:22
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released so on saturdays i release and do i drink more than i should on saturdays yeah problem there's your keys got it it's one night a week it's one night a week also still a smile my stomach with my back arched uh if anybody's wondering um let me change the subject here real quick since i know you only got a few minutes left before you shut this down scotto fall does california have seasons like yeah like what i'm what i'm asking about is i'd like to go out there do you guys get seasons to where like the trees change colors and that kind of shit if i'm going to going have in a concrete jungle so i don't really see trees i think i am i think california and then correct me if i'm wrong just around the state is what i'm would say yes yeah
05:17:18
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i think I think California is a lot like South Carolina. Okay. south and i mean You know what I mean by that? Like South Carolina, you're down on the coast, but you can drive two hours. Scott, have you ever seen the house from Full House?
05:17:34
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Yes, it's actually like on the other side of town.
05:17:39
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kind know I live in San Francisco, so yeah yeah. The house is here. You live in San Francisco. I always think you live in New York.
05:17:49
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Why? you have the other major city on the other side? Because I want him to be closer to me, maybe. I don't know. Okay. I don't want him to be on the other side of the goddamn country, the United States of Glick.
05:18:01
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withistic At least you're honest, man. You want my bullshit answer? At least you're honest, man. i said least you're honest man
05:18:15
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there's one thing i've ever If there's one thing about me that you guys if you haven't learned yet, I'm always honest. I no reason to lie. That's me. i love sky though i'm not a good i i'm i started to say i'm not a good liar i can't lie because like i will bust myself every time i can't lie i can't you know yeah i can't i can't lie at the same time i'm just me i'm me yeah i have no poker face yeah yeah i'll say some and be like i mean i just don't give If you don't like it, it's your cup of tea. See, I've been like that my whole life, though, Pat. But at 61, I definitely don't give a fuck. You know what I mean? I didn't give a fuck when I was 30, but I definitely don't give a fuck when I'm 61. You know, like, I could give a fuck. What would you mean by background? I could understand that.
05:19:06
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You know fuck, I don't care. like <unk> I'll say some shit that people be like, oh, you said I got some shit on you. You ain't got shit on me. I said it. I don't give a fuck. Whatever. You know?
05:19:19
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I mean, what some of you guys some of you some of some of you guys have literally seen that shit go down with me, and I'm still here. Like, I got some shit on you. I'm about to run your ass into the ground. All right, fucking run it then.
05:19:34
Speaker
There's way too much other shit in life that's like, you know, that that is important to like. I couldn't i couldn't imagine being a fucking liar. yeah I mean, it's an old saying. everybody And I've burnt so many brains out, I can't remember my lie. There's a liar and a fucking thief.
05:19:49
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I can't stand a liar and a fucking thief. And I know that's like cliche to say that, but yeah but I can't imagine going through life being a fucking liar. Think about how much shit you got to fucking like remember to like, oh, I said this. I got to make sure I fucking stay with it. No, fuck that, man. Like, I'm me.
05:20:06
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Like, you like me or you don't. I don't give a fuck either way. It is what it is. You know? Unapologetically. Unapologetically me. Exactly. Exactly. Anyway, I'm going to drop off here. Shut it down, man.
05:20:19
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It's good hanging out you guys tonight. Scott, it's good seeing you again, brother. MoDog. Love you, brother. Love you too, man. Be good.
05:20:30
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Take care of y'all. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. sure Cheers. Take care. Later.
05:20:40
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MoDog out. And then there was three.
05:20:46
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Ladies and gents, the world famous Sir Pat Knight is going to jump off to Scotto. It was nice meeting you, man. Oh, yeah, man. Likewise. Those fucking nails. They're fired, man. They're fired.
05:20:59
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I'm going to think about them going down my back tonight. already You have not already gone. Pleasure as always, sir. three Sir Pat, love you, brother. Appreciate you, man.
05:21:14
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Check out the Lounge and Laugh live stream. more drink of my NA with you.
05:21:21
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The world famous sir Pat Knight clocking out, boys. He's out again. And then it was just me and Scotto. Oh, hi.
05:21:33
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We haven't had a long time before. How have you been, and where you How have you been and where the fuck have you been? I've been doing good. I just move around to the little places like like that whole i mean that whole thing I told you about Discord.
05:21:52
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These little voice chats. it just Some of them go for like 12 or 14 hours. It's ridiculous. to summar I don't understand Discord, but some of that shit's crazy.
05:22:05
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I ain't got nothing from them anymore. We kind of, there's a bunch of us that kind of hang around for those. And we kind of worked out this theory. it was just a joke. And maybe this is like fucking Thanksgiving of last year.
05:22:18
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Somebody said, just kind of flippantly, you know, this seems to peak around a full moon. And so we started keeping an eye out. And sure enough, it peaks around the full moon. The full moon, there's like 20 people in there. And three or four of them are just flipping their lid about something, whatever that thing may be.
05:22:39
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Yeah, the full moon brings out the the fucking weirdos, man. and It's like that all time. I mean, you know, if you know people who work in the the medical industry, they hate going to work, especially in an yeah ER on a full moon.
05:22:53
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Oh, I bet. they they They fucking dread it, man. my My ex-wife was in the medical field. um I have some friends who are are in the medical field.
05:23:04
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And do they they fucking hate it. Because they know that it's going to be a shit night. Especially in the ER.
05:23:15
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I can't imagine. That and things like Halloween. Oh, 4th of July. Holy shit. 4th of July. That's because everybody's getting dirt drunk.
05:23:28
Speaker
And like somebody holds a Roman candle in their hand or some crap and burns it, but holds it the wrong way. Shoots himself in the dick. There you That too. don't
05:23:43
Speaker
know, man. I'm glad to see you're still doing the, you whoring around on the interwebs. Basically. You better be getting love. People disrespect you. you gotta let me know. Yeah, aren't you now?
05:23:56
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Don't disrespect my scatto, you sons of bitches. It's a full, full rain of a squash raining down on you.
05:24:09
Speaker
I'm digging the new long hair, man. Last time you were here, you know, you... I think it was like ah like a super shortcut or something. It was it was just kind of a little floof and, you know, I'm digging it. I'm digging it.
05:24:21
Speaker
Yeah. I'm glad you're doing good, man. You're looking good. You're doing good. I'm happy. Thank you. yeah we we we do We do bring you up quite a bit around here. Where's Moscato at?
05:24:32
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He won't love me no more. I'm still the around. Still around doing your thing. I had Pop Gaines lurked a few times, but like, dude, he was like,
05:24:45
Speaker
15 minutes before you were going to end. And I was like, okay, I just watched for a few minutes and hard-ended at like six hours. And I think it's cute. Some of them are like 5, 59, 58. It's almost precise. you know um i've I've gotten pretty good reigning shit in.
05:25:04
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We did do the WrestleMania. and And I knew it was a shit show. there's just There was just a lot going on. And I was like, fuck it, we're going to just keep going.
05:25:17
Speaker
And i think we went eight and a half hours on that one. But it's crazy because I'll end these shows and and then I'm like, oh you know, I got two or three more beers to drink. I'm just go going to drink them. And then I jump on TikTok and hang out on TikTok and lolly fuck around on there for a minute while I finish my last couple of beers. But yeah, i've i've tried to I've tried to tighten shit up, man. um especially with all the other shows. i I don't know. We reached something that I never thought that we would reach, and that's being monetized on YouTube. To a certain to a certain degree to a certain degree, we're monetized. ah So it's like, all right, now I know I got to like still act a fool on Saturday nights, but we also got kind of clean it up just a little bit, just just a smidge.
05:26:12
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You know what mean? Um, so I don't know. I'm, I'm, I'm so locked in on this, like content driven, like putting shit out there tonight was a complete shit show, but I had a plan for tonight, but it all went out the window. Cause I was like, fuck it. i I'm going to play along. I'm going to go full villain, full heel type bullshit. Yeah.
05:26:37
Speaker
So I run with a couple of other people that um there's a guy named A.C. and he runs what he calls the shit show. His channel is what we call the shit show for that exact reason. He'll say, you know, I came up here. i wanted to talk about so-and-so and cover this video. But at the beginning, he'll drop a panel link and four people come up and they're arguing and he will just sit back and let them argue be whatever they need to argue. use So it that's why it's called the shit show, right? Yeah, I'm typically the answer. As you know, I'm typically the instigator.
05:27:10
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Throw the grenade in there, and then I sit back and watch. However... I'm the However, tonight I was full on throwing the grenade, jumping on said grenade,
05:27:24
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and just gonna just be a fool. But yeah, I know. I try to... ah um i do I do want to talk to Rocky about... and miss having a co-host on Saturday nights. Yeah.
05:27:36
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You know, it's it's nice to come in and be able to have that that initial start and that initial banter and stuff like that. But it's like, man, I got to find somebody that's going to be dedicated to coming in here every Saturday night with me.
05:27:53
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And that's hard to do. ah So, you know, uh-oh. Dang. So i yeah know I jump around with a lot of panels, and I panel with a lot of great people.
05:28:04
Speaker
And the same thing. i don't think a single one of them runs on a schedule. It's all like, hey, I'm going to go live in 15 minutes. None of them. Who just jumped in here? Oh, shit. J-Devil in the building.
05:28:19
Speaker
No, like, we we we we do, well, I think I think i am going to move this, I think I am going to move this show to 8 o'clock on Saturday nights, um instead of 7-ish, as I've been saying.
05:28:32
Speaker
Tonight, a I got a little sidetracked tonight. My son and I were hanging out, like, this was a cool weekend. Like, last night, him and I went, we went and seen a movie last night together. Before the movie, we, like, went to the arcade and and hung out and then today it was just him and I again today for the most part so like I made dinner and we were watching TV we were watching a movie and i was like oh shit I was like I gotta take a shower I gotta so the show didn't start until after 8 so and then the last couple weekends you know my girlfriend and I
05:29:11
Speaker
we've been running around doing things so I haven't been starting until almost 8 o'clock
05:29:19
Speaker
But I'm thinking like maybe the 8 o'clock-ish time frame is good for Saturday nights. You know? Give you the time to do some more things in a day.
05:29:32
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. So the kids, the girlfriend, all the all the all the life shit at the end of the day.
05:29:44
Speaker
The girlfriend. Girlfriend! Oh, I don't go back and watch these later. What's that? Does Kayla ever go back and watch these later?
05:29:57
Speaker
She does sometimes. Kayla. Love you. but We were talking, we were talking about you the other day. We were talking about you a couple weeks ago and I was like, Kayla, I think you scared Scotto off when you yelled at him. We're calling me daddy. Um,
05:30:13
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um But I will definitely tell her, Tamara, that you were up here tonight and that she said hi. She'll be excited because she she does. she She misses you. She loves you, dude.
05:30:23
Speaker
It's hard not to love you, man. Thank you. I know. You look at me and you hear my voice and you're like, this fucking guy. You don't like the colors and you don't like the gays. Joke's on you because I love them both. There you go.
05:30:45
Speaker
Yeah, I know how we're talking about you and I was like was like I feel like I should Message him and make sure he's okay, but I also said about Jersey and then I went to message Jersey and Like all of her stuff is gone.
05:31:01
Speaker
Oh Damn like our snapchats gone or YouTube is is cleared like I hope she's okay. I don't know how else to get a hold of I don't know um And then, like, she was brought up a couple times tonight.
05:31:18
Speaker
but No disrespect.
05:31:22
Speaker
She was brought up a couple times tonight, and MoDog just skirted around it. So it was just like, uh. I didn't bring her up. The chat brought her up, and it was just like, uh.
05:31:37
Speaker
I don't know how to address this, but, yeah. yeah But even Modal took a little hiatus. I get it. Everybody needs a hiatus. I do not. You need some time away.
05:31:49
Speaker
I do not hang out in the YouTube streets.
05:31:55
Speaker
There's too much BS in drama. See, that's my thing. I'm all about the drama. I know you are. I know you are. But I'm like...
05:32:08
Speaker
but you're yeah but i'm i'm like I'm like, i want I want to watch it. I don't want to participate in it I just want to kind of see it or get highlights from it.
05:32:18
Speaker
You know what i mean i don't want I don't want to be involved. So there's a few people that I still keep an eye on. And I'm like, God,
05:32:30
Speaker
I'm glad I don't hang out with that group or that group does not come into my life.
05:32:36
Speaker
There's a lady that some of us follow, and her name is Kendra, and she regularly does live streams talking about her herpes up the downstairs. Something to your goddamn self.
05:32:54
Speaker
Mm-hmm. I'm just saying. Talking about she's on 2,000 milligrams of Valtrex a day, and it's just not her helping at all, and I'm like, why are you? why are you saying all this?
05:33:05
Speaker
And then she got done like two or three days later. She gets bad. Cause like, she can't get a date or she has a date. It doesn't move past dinner. And I'm like, I kind of wonder why i kind of wonder why. Did you tell him about the herpes? Yeah. Do it?
05:33:20
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do
05:33:32
Speaker
I see you replaced the ah the beer cave sign in the back. Is that because I changed it to queer cave? yeah What? what The neon sign behind you it used to say beer cave, right?
05:33:45
Speaker
Oh, no, no, no, no. no no no no no ah so i am So I actually, um we were looking for graduation stuff for Kayla's nephew.
05:33:59
Speaker
because she's doing a party next month for him down down home where she's from. And i came across the I came across that at Hobby Lobby. And I was like, I don't fucking want that.
05:34:12
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So I grabbed it and I was like, i don't even know what I'm going to do with it.
05:34:20
Speaker
So took the bear cave sign down and I was going to toss it.
05:34:29
Speaker
But then my son was like, oh, I want that. thing You're 12. twelve What do you know about it? He was like, don't know. It's just kind of cool, Dad. i was like, all right, cool. So I gave it to him, and I put that up there you know behind me just because I think it fits with the the whole in hog sui feng shui of the the atmosphere for for podcasting more than the beer cave does.
05:34:59
Speaker
So they don't drink like I used to.
Living Situations and Future Plans
05:35:01
Speaker
Good point. Good idea. it's It's way too bright, though. I wish I had a dimmer on it. wish I could dim it down some.
05:35:12
Speaker
I don't see a cord. Does it have, like, a battery or something? No, it's corded. Oh, they' just okay. I just don't see it. it's just it just Yeah, it just kind of works, in fact. It kind of works perfectly.
05:35:27
Speaker
So. we were we were We were looking at houses and stuff like that. We were going to, my lease is up here and in July or June. June or July, I don't know.
05:35:38
Speaker
But um ah we decided to stay here for one more year because Kayla just moved in and you know we're like still trying to make everything work. And and then like
05:35:53
Speaker
just it's It's just a lot to try to move again you know in a few months. hate moving. right So do I. And her and I both have a lot of big, bulky, heavy furniture.
05:36:05
Speaker
So it was like, um ah let's let's just go ahead and sign another lease and we'll make everything work. We got our storage in it. We'll kind of make it work for another year and then we'll get a house. because you know I'd like to actually set up an actual studio.
05:36:22
Speaker
And she works from home so I want to set somewhere up where she can work as well, but Yeah, know right now it's it's in the bedroom and I try to make it look as little non-bedroom as possible daga Somebody asked me like why don't you bring and guests into your studio i'm like because my studio is in my bedroom and uh my girlfriend might be like weirded out if i just bring some random strange ass comedian in here or or like a band like hey let's set up right here and we'll make it work i feel like i would be the only one allowed you're probably 100 accurate in that assumption
05:37:13
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above greatness is glitz oh hands of seeds what's going on bro long time no see appreciate shoot you appreciate you brother
05:37:25
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um shit man it's almost that time it is scotto i appreciate man i love seeing you i got so excited when i seen you in the chat i guess can' so much shit when i see you I can't imagine why.
05:37:44
Speaker
can't imagine. again I don't give a fuck. Fuck him. but no I appreciate everybody coming up on final. It was good seeing Scotto. Scotto, I love you, just so you know. It was good seeing you. going end it a little bit early tonight. I know, I know, I know, I know. And I'm going to catch shit. I I'm going to catch shit. But I got to take my little stupid ass to bed.
05:38:05
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i got to get up in the morning and i have to I have to be a functional adult for at least an hour and a half. tomorrow. but clearly It's early.
05:38:18
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It is early, but that gives me time to get up, shower, change, drive, and then I don't have to be a responsible adult because I'm also off Monday. so Oh, there you go. I'm going to break the rare occasion and I'm probably going to have some beverages tomorrow.
05:38:35
Speaker
Sweet. And then Kayla will have to drive home. Scott, I love you. it' was good seeing you. Don't be a stranger.
05:38:48
Speaker
you know yeah you got it You know the door is always open. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Appreciate you If you're not already, go ahead follow us at bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork.
05:38:59
Speaker
Give us a follow. Give us a like. Give us a share. And, yeah, all that other stuff. But I'm going to hit end button again. Scotto, I love you. beautiful You're beautiful as always.
05:39:11
Speaker
Nails, gorgeous as always. Ty, sport, I learned something about you tonight that makes me love you even more. And I got to hit this button and get the flock out of you.
05:39:25
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I got a 20 in my pocket but a hole in my jeans Headed down to the bar to blow off steam Got a silver bullet coming my way All the bartenders know me by my name Cause I'm a one night dog beer drinking machine Left hand cigarette, right hand Jim Bain I'm country as hell, all my jeans got scoring
05:39:52
Speaker
I'm a snuff, slippin', bagel spittin', fifty-nine, fifty-fittin' Four by four, down in the holly chillin' Yeah, I'm a damn-pinned drinking machine
05:40:06
Speaker
Only been here for an hour and I'm five drinks down Got a drunken reputation in this one-horse town ain't worried about tomorrow, living it up tonight In this hole on the wall, under the neon light Cause I'm a one-night dark beer drinking machine Left hand cigarette, right hand Jim Bain I'm country as hell, all my genes got scoring
05:40:34
Speaker
I'm a snuff, stiff and back, go spittin' 59, 50 feet in my... 4x4 down in the high and chillin' Yeah, I'm a damn beer drinking machine Hey, check this shit out
05:40:54
Speaker
Say what you want, don't make shit to me You drink like this if you look like me