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Nonsensical Nonsense: Unhinged and slightly insane
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onight the wheels fall off reality on Nonsensical Nonsense Unhinged conversations, chaotic energy, questionable decisions, and zero adult supervision. Pull up a chair and embrace the insanty with The Nonsensical Network
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Opening and Technical Challenges
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Welcome to the nonsensical nonsense podcast.
00:03:07
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Thank you.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh,
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desert highway Cool wind in my hair Warm smell of Colletus
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She stood
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She got the Mercedes Benz She got lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls friends.
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How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat. Some dance to remember, some dance to forget.
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So call up the captain, please bring me my wine. He said, we haven't had that spirit here since 1910.
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And still those voices are calling for fire
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just about to get
Celebrating Memorial Day
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into it. I know my bad. I'm sorry. I apologize.
00:07:31
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technical difficulties, crisis, adverted. Sorry about that. But hopefully you guys enjoyed a little ah heavy metal remake of Hotel California from the Eagles. and What's going on?
00:07:44
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Happy fucking Saturday. Right here. You guys are hanging out. It's nonsensical nonsense on the non-sex... blah, blah, blah, nonsens... Jesus, you know where at, the nonsensical... Jesus Christ, words are hard.
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I'm not even drinking it.
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Nonsensical nonsense on the nonsensical network, goddammit. Unhinged and chaotic as all can be. We was starting to fucking show off completely off the goddamn rails.
00:08:16
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what the fuck ra What the fuck, bro? bro? um Wow. Anywho, geez. What's going on? Happy Saturday. Happy Memorial Day weekend. I got the red, white, and blue on. Got the Hawaiian shirts back. You guys, there's a little, um I don't know if you can see them or not, but if you look real closely, I got pew pews hidden all over my, all over my shirt.
00:08:39
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We were at the Pew Pew store today and they had a whole bunch of Hawaiian shirts. So your boy bought himself a couple and they got Pew Pews all over them. A little red, white and blue for Memorial Day weekend. Happy Memorial Day weekend, everybody. um Hopefully you guys have a nice three day weekend.
00:08:57
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Get to hang out with your family, get to do the things. But remember, there's a reason why we get to do all those things.
Audience Engagement and Support
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So take a minute, take a little time out and, you know, say a little prayer. Thank you.
00:09:09
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having a moment of silence, do whatever it is that you do to honor and say thank you to those who gave the ultimate sacrifice to allow us to live in the greatest country on the planet and have all the freedoms that we do have.
00:09:26
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Ah, yeah. What's up, Chaka's Box? What's you guys up, to man? how's it hanging How's it hanging? Who we got there? We got Chaka in the building.
00:09:37
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What up, Chaka? Wally's here. What's up, man? Daniel's here, as always. What's going on with your brother? Smash that like, share, and subscribe button. Yes, yes. See, there's a reason why I didn't say it because I knew Wally was going to say it.
00:09:50
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Bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. You guys can follow us everywhere. Facebook, Instagram, X, TikTok. Yes, we're back on X. We're live on X right now. What's going on, X? You goddamn degenerate heathens.
00:10:04
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And you can watch the shows live Sunday through Monday, Monday through Sunday. on Facebook X and YouTube. And you can listen anytime, any place. I'm working on getting those updated. I promise ran into a little snag. I'm trying to work through it, but I'm working on getting everything updated on the podcasting platform. So you guys can listen anytime, any place.
00:10:27
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And don't forget, we also do have the super chats. in the youtube and the gifts if you guys want to help support the channel or you can always uh send to the cash app any support is always greatly appreciated not required but greatly appreciated helping keeping this network running and moving
00:10:50
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um we do have a thing on saturday nights i know i really didn't run it past anybody i just kind of said we're gonna do it um so If you are the biggest super chatter of the night and you would like to, you are welcome to co-host on one of the other shows throughout the week. Or if you want to co-host on a Saturday night, don't fucking care. You can co-host on a Saturday night.
00:11:14
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A little something we can do right now until I get to the point where I can start putting little swag bags and gifts and whatnot together to say thank you guys for for supporting us and all all that bullshit.
00:11:31
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Your fucking life is pre-recorded, shaman. I got a boner to pick with you and your boy and then someone else who will remain nameless until I deem necessary to say his name. Because you guys are some clowns.
00:11:50
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This the shit. I go in, I tune in, I'm like, going watch my friends. They're going to be doing a good show on Friday like they always do. Nope. Just tuning in to a bunch of sons of bitches talking shit about this guy, yours fucking truly. What up, Chris Technician? Too early. I still have over an hour left for work. Ah, fuck it. Call off and tell him you're sick and you got to go home.
00:12:22
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AI makes some killer fucking music, man, but I'm telling you what. I'm telling you what. This is a challenge and a shout out to every musician who's come across Glick's House of Music. I know every single one of you guys could do the same thing.
00:12:35
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So if you're mad at the AI covers, make your own covers. make your own covers of these songs i know you guys can do it also that's a little bit selfish of me because there's some bands that i want to do see do some like crazy ass covers of songs because who wouldn't want to hear kissing lilla do hotel california or hear jules do a cover of of um the thong song or uh um uh james lucer do california love you know what i'm saying
00:13:10
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What's up, dude? They were squatching the building. What? What?
00:13:20
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God damn it, Glick. Glick, you're fucking fired. Oh, well, I guess, boys, I'm fired. That means the network's no longer here. i think
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Time for me to go out on my own.
Community and Show Experiences
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Forge forward and start all over. With the Sensical Sense Network.
00:13:48
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Yeah, no, I was not 100% of you. Words are hard. Just they are. They're very hard. The monkey inside my brain with the tan with the symbols has been working overtime since yesterday. As one of my work colleagues said, I've been on one.
00:14:02
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I don't know if I'm getting kind of fever, if it's cause I got an itch to get out of the house or what it is. But just be warned, guys. um um um ADHD is taking over.
00:14:15
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Whoa. With my hands, man. That's trippy. i don't know if you guys can see that. i don't know if you guys see what I'm saying. ah No, I am. I'm getting ready to ask Mama if she can. Hey, baby.
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She's ignoring me.
00:14:37
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She's either. ah No, I was just, I was finishing up a liquid IV. um A little dehydrated the last few days. So when we were at the store and I said, I need to not get so much pop and stop drinking so much pop. So got me little liquid So I was finishing that up before I started drinking.
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I love me some liquid IV. I'm getting through these chats. You guys are on fire, man.
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Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. Yeah, i don't know if you guys can see it, man, but that's so cool. Got my little palm trees, red, white, and blue. and it's got pew-pews all over it. And I got another shirt that's got fucking big-ass macaw parrots or whatever. And I got fucking machine pew-pews while they're flying. It's fucking cool.
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I love the Hawaiian shirt.
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I'm working a double tomorrow. I'm working i'm working Monday. I don't know who this guy is. He's irrelevant right now. I don't know who that guy is. k Chris Technician. ah Yeah. No more Twitch. No, man. Twitch wasn't working for us. i Yeah. Who is that guy? That guy says he can't quit, but he's not allowed to quit.
00:15:53
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He quits when I tell him he quits. Yeah.
00:16:03
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Ah, the chat's going back and forth with each other. Look, look, Lazy Shaman, take notes. This is how you, it's all Rock's fault. Yeah, well, I said his name. I wasn't going to say his name.
00:16:16
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It is 100% Lazy's fault. I watched last night. I watched last night, and and and, you know, I'm a little hurt, and I'm a little betrayed by Rocky. I'll mention him now.
00:16:26
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A little hurt. I'm a little betrayed by Rocky. You know, I thought he was my boy, but but he succumbed to the um the um the the bullying and persuasion and ah downright ah torturous methods from Lazy Jedi. And he caved and he betrayed me last night. And I didn't think that I would ever see that day.
00:16:56
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I'm not mad at you, Rocky. I'm just hurt. I'm just hurt. I thought i thought i thought we our bond was stronger than that. I thought our friendship was better than that. But I now know.
00:17:12
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i play with Suno a little bit.
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it would never be Shaman's fault. Shaman, I agree with you. There's that brainwashing that Rocky fell victim to. from lazy Jedi last night and he's still blaming everybody else
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it's Saturday let's give I'm not even I'm not even drinking it i gotta go get beer i'm definitely one hundred percent right shaman you've been victim You've been victim of that ah that relationship for far too long. You have, what's that called? Hodgson's disease? that's down Down syndrome?
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No, not Down syndrome. ah Stockholm syndrome. There it is. Looking like you're ready to fuck shit up on vacation. I wish I was on vacation. It's just Saturday night. i'm already I'm always ready to fuck shit up. What's going on with you?
00:18:18
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You're safe, Shaman. No blame for me. He did cheat for you. No, he didn't. No, he didn't. He was outside the ring at one point in time, beating both mine and Lazy's ass.
Streaming and Technical Humor
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I have that too. this is Yes, I love this. I just bought this shirt. it is ah This is Saturday nights. It is the summer of Hawaiian shirts. Last summer I did sleeveless shirts and I've caught a lot of grief. So I've got sleeves this summer for the time being until I get sleeveless Hawaiian shirts. But it is the Summer of Hawaiian Shirts here on the Nonsensical Network. And it's a kind of a little bit of a ripoff. don't know if you guys remember Tosh.0. I to love that fucking show. I still do, in all honesty. I watched the reruns. Every season of Tosh.0, he had a different, like, outfit inspired by something.
00:19:19
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So it's it's kind of a ripoff. This is the Summer of Hawaiian Shirts. Last summer a Summer of Ghost Sleeps.
00:19:29
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Came to say, hey, got a jet for work. Hey, have a great night at work. Thank you for swinging by. Make sure on your way out, you drop a like and drop a share. Let others know about it.
00:19:43
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His goo, all these shirts. You're just jealous cause you can't pull it off. Biatch. Robert Platinum in the building. Aloha shirt.
00:19:58
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Aloha. Come on, I want to lay you. What? That's an old school dad joke. Dinner reports click. I didn't really have dinner. her We had like a late lunch. Did some tater skins and burger and fries down at this local local restaurante that we like to frequent.
00:20:15
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A little shade on 30th. It's a really good place. They got they got like a They don't specialize in one thing because they got like pizzas and subs and burgers and tacos and bar apps. And they just got a whole bunch of shit.
00:20:28
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But it's really good and it's a local joint. So I love going to I love going to the local restaurants over over the big chain restaurants. So.
00:20:40
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That that's what a little late lunch. So then I got some ah after after show snackies. I think I got some frozen burritos for after the show. Why? Because so they're delicious.
00:20:53
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Hey, baby.
00:21:01
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Well, I wish I could like pick up a song like right where you leave it off at. Oh, God.
00:21:13
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I had a show ah show show. Show got a little bit of a late start. because i Well, we were out running around all day today. But um I also had to I had to play plumber because both of our bathtub drains were clogged.
00:21:29
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So um and then, you know, i you guys know I use chat GPT to it's no big secret. ah Yeah, yeah, I got me. I got me some frozen burritos.
00:21:43
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um What else did I get?
00:21:49
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I got you a cock meat sandwich, Wally. um But, ah ah you know, you guys know that I use ChatGPT to make the thumbnails and backgrounds for the these shows and stuff.
00:22:03
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Well, I was kind of rushing and trying to get everything done, and
00:22:10
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and didn't realize that ChatGPT misspelled something. And I had to correct it. And then ah thought I changed it on the YouTube and I didn't. So now YouTube looks like I'm an idiot.
00:22:22
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So I had to fix it. Like right as the show was starting.
00:22:32
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Starting your own that's the second, my favorite Sasquatch comment of the night.
00:22:44
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What? Squatch is in the building. Squatch is in the building.
00:22:53
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Squatch powers.
00:22:58
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not let not lot rocky the names yeah Not loud, Rocky. The the names are
00:23:10
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All that fur play. Yeah, pretty much. thought you drew the I mean, I mean, I guess, if you know, unfortunately, um I don't
00:23:28
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ten eleven two three five years to wait for a logo to be drawn you know or a thumbnail to be drawn ah so ah You know, I cheat a little bit.
00:23:42
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but but but I wish I could draw. I wish I could draw them because if I could draw like that, I would definitely be doing a lot better in life and than i am because I would just be an artiste.
00:23:58
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No, YouTube didn't make me an idiot. I'm um'm an idiot, but ChatGPT made me look like an idiot because they had a spelling error. So, and i had the I had the thumbnail downloaded onto my laptop three times, and I clicked the wrong one.
00:24:16
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So I had to go swap it out. Swap it out. Mandy, Mandy. Hi, Walla. The Lazy Rock Show. Yeah, yeah.
00:24:30
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The Limp Cock Show. i mean, wait, what? but Oh, years, look.
00:24:40
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I wasn't referring to him.
00:24:48
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You can get logos done on Fiverr. i got Dude, i've done i've done all my I've done all of our logos. I actually made a really sweet one. I should upload it. we that I need and needed some pictures for something that I got going on. I don't know if I'm going to talk about it yet or not.
00:25:06
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um But I might talk about it here in a little bit. We'll see. um But I wanted a picture that had all the shows on it.
00:25:17
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So actually, let me upload that. And I will, I sent it to Wal Cephas. Wal Cephas liked it. Yeah, let me upload that. And i'll i'll share I'll share it. I'll share it with the rest of the class.
00:25:32
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um But I do them all. Or 10 years first. You draw all of your, I believe it. I believe it, Shaman. You are a man of many talents and mysteries.
00:25:46
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I don't, you are not fired. You have, you have mistaken, i said, very disappointed and, and, and let down. And I feel betrayed by somebody that I called a brother. ah feel I feel, feel, just, I'm just, if you, if you had it, if if you had a dad, you would understand how this feels when, when you're looked at right in the face. And I'm just, I'm not, I'm not mad.
00:26:10
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I'm just disappointed. That's all. That's all Rocky. I'm just disappointed.
00:26:26
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Oh, you guys are on fire. The chatters box today. I can't even keep up with you guys. i also believe that you can make them on Vista print. You can make them on a lot of things, Robert Platinum. I am i am being nice to Rock Lee.
00:26:40
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but but
00:26:46
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but
00:26:52
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Shut up, Rocky. Wally fired him. Wally fired his ass. there were some there were some There were some shady shenanigans afoot last night over on the on the Lazy Shaman show. I'm just saying.
00:27:14
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A lot of shenanigans were afoot. um you know a lot of A lot of feelings were were hurt. um Just just just just disappointment man just just disappointment you're You're better than that rock you're better than that you you went in there representing the nonsensical network man And you just you just dropped the ball fifty this is not It's not our
00:27:53
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We're very diversified here. We've had people on this network from all walks of life and skin color and gender. And, you know, sometimes you just don't fit the mold.
00:28:07
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And, yeah, you got to exit stage left. Hey, will you grab me my twisted teapot? I tried calling you.
00:28:19
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I said, hey, baby. I was talking to Mom and Tacey. They good?
00:28:32
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Yeah, Mandy, you definitely left, and you missed and you missed the the ultimate betrayal and the and the ultimate the ultimate letdown. Ultimate letdown.
00:28:44
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If
00:28:47
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I didn't see you with my own two eyes, I wouldn't have believed Thank you. Thank you. Don't you get spicy me.
00:28:57
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sixty fifty
00:29:02
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Yeah, I'm still hurt. I didn't sleep much last night because of it.
00:29:09
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Rocky and his ultimate betrayal last night on the Lazy Shaman show. see yeah See? Kayla even said it was. That was some fucked up shit.
00:29:21
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That was some fucked up shit.
00:29:26
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The ultimate betrayal. I can't think of a bigger betrayal.
00:29:45
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always nice to her no matter how spicy she is, Mandy.
00:29:51
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and just... a bit bit bit bigger
00:29:57
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Ah, she's, well, we may never know, Robert Blatt and we may never know. eagle and and you haven't seen her in a while and you won't see her in a while after i had found out lot but rocky said kayla you too sad but but trial broke my heart too like i thought he was did you hear that rocky did you hear that like i actually cried last night she did she cried herself to sleep i had to hold back my own tears
00:30:35
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to soothe her and make sure she was okay.
00:30:40
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Rocky, you you have to make it right, Rocky. You have to make it right. That's all I got to say. you you know You know what you have to do.
00:30:51
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Don't worry, Robert Platinum. There'll be plenty of other fish in the sea and better fish. Way better. And the bar is set very low, Robert. so You know where we'll be, Shaman. Shaman, I'm shaman i'm not mad at you.
00:31:08
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You are a victim in this in this this display of just... I don't even have words for it, Shaman.
00:31:21
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Shaman.
00:31:31
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I don't know. You're better off, buddy. You're better off, Robert. You dodged a bull latte.
00:31:42
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oh No, actually, I've been trying to, and that's a good point. I've been trying to keep up with the chat, man. They've been rocket fire. but all down all oh yeah,
00:31:57
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a got got a three Hey, guess what? It's been a half hour. don't how we flew through a half hour already. But it's Saturday night.
00:32:10
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Okay, Rocky, you can have your place back only if you take over the show. More. More.
00:32:21
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moreph um My shirt's fucking awesome, you slut.
00:32:30
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You gotta see it in real life. It's got pew-pews on it, Wally. Walsifis.
00:32:38
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Definitely more fishies in the sea. More fishies, better fishies.
00:32:48
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i didn't I did kind of sort of buy it, especially for tonight. I think I'm gonna wear it for 4th and July this year.
00:32:57
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um ah I don't know that I can get away with wearing a twerk. I probably could because not many people are gonna be in the office Monday. But if the wrong person is there, i might get in trouble, especially if they look a little too closely at it.
00:33:12
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Yeah. However, I do have the perfect shirt for Monday. And it's my murica. It says murica across it, and it's got a big foot on it. yeah
00:33:24
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Fucking murica.
00:33:28
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you try I do dress up for the show. I try to i try to look good every damn Saturday night. i don't I don't come on here like some previous well or and or current looking like I just crawled out of a dumpster in the alley.
00:33:41
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I try to represent and look look somewhat good. Get my beard cleaned up, put a hat on, put a nice shirt on.
00:33:50
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Sasquatch is in his Hawaiian shirt era. That's what we need to find. A Squatch Hawaiian shirt. Yeah, yeah. bet could, too. he I'm just saying.
00:34:07
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Look, I got distracted again. I'm trying to drop the chat, you fucking knuckle draggers. As long as you don't have a fish stick. This is true. Always check for an Adam's apple and a fish stick.
00:34:21
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Don't take one chance. Oh, yeah. At work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ladies, no fish sticks, please. I was, the joke wasn't originally directed towards you, Wally, but then you kind of, the shoe fit, so I was able to get two-for-one on the joke.
00:34:42
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Anyways, it's Saturday night, motherfuckers, and you know what that means. We're dropping the link. The doors are kicked off the hinges, and you sons of bitches ah are welcome to jump in here on the show and hang out.
00:34:53
Speaker
I got to go over here to the YouTubes. to the YouTubes, and I got to pin that, I gots to pin that, so you guys can find it, and if you're watching on Facebook, it's going to be in the chat, and if you're watching on X, and you're like, I don't see no no link that I can click on, and come hang out with my favorite podcast on Saturday night, well, just jump over on our YouTube channel, and it'll be there for you.
00:35:20
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Well,
Memorial Day Plans and Local Events
00:35:21
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listen here, you goddamn degenerate heathens over there on x Keep your your bullshit on X. You pube.
00:35:32
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You're not allowed to quit. I told you, you can't quit. Nobody can quit. They can only be let go.
00:35:41
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You can quit and then run around and tell everybody how much of a dick bag I am. You pube. That's where the... that's where the the The Lazy Rock or Rocky Lazy Show we'll be at is on YouTube.
00:35:59
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All right. Take this. think I pinned that. Did I pin that? out you Yep, I did. Do this, do this, do that, do this.
00:36:14
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Get back where I was. There we go. Hey, there we be. There's my big fat head on the screen. Can you see? No, you can't really see them.
00:36:28
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The crouts don't really see them. but You can't fire yourself. I'm the boss around here. I say what does or does. No one likes a quitter, Wally.
00:36:39
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No one likes a spitter either. But that's neither here nor there.
00:36:50
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Another reason to Be mad at lazy.
00:37:01
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Well, all he's learned this technique from somebody who used to be here. I quit. I'm leaving. just did. I'm still in the chat. I'm still here. I'm not gone anyway.
00:37:15
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So next Thursday, you ain't doing a fucking show on Monday. Who said you can have Monday off?
00:37:25
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What the fuck, man?
00:37:30
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I don't recall. don't recall having this meeting. did you Did you put a PTO request in? how about this? You're fucking fired until Thursday, Wally.
00:37:48
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You don't quit. I fire you.
00:37:55
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What the fuck is Charlotte wearing?
00:38:01
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ah Her tights are all fucked up.
00:38:05
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she She looks like a cupcake exploded on a drag queen. ah Good lord.
00:38:19
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ah Well, you know. I tried to, but you don't ever show up.
00:38:32
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Nobody wants to be on that show anyways.
00:38:41
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Trying to see, like, she's got pigtails and everything. What is she doing? She looks ridiculous.
00:38:52
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Absolutely ridiculous. You don't have to participate if you don't want to.
00:39:03
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but I like it that way. I can just tell the fans that you hate them.
00:39:10
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but fifty fifty fifty
00:39:14
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What's that?
00:39:23
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That old Saturday night main event action going on. We made our picks for this, uh, last uh last saturday when cash was here on cash's corner
00:39:47
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see if it's gonna be a worth a damn oh i thought charlotte was about to kick rea right in the face
00:39:58
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wrestling oh wrestling wwa wrestling
00:40:07
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i know kayla's kayla's on his ass she don't let him cheat man she don't let him try to try to do all his goofy stuff he still tries though he still tries you know he's persistent little shithead but uh it's just like nope
00:40:34
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he said He said because we tied on oh, whatever the hell that was, backlash, that he was still got to he still gets to keep his belt. What the
00:40:56
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Yeah, man you got you got to give him credit, absolutely, for for trying, man. He does. Yeah.
00:41:07
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Wow. That was fucking gay.
00:41:15
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Untrackable. What's going on, brother? How you been? Long time no see, stranger. Good jobs unite.
00:41:29
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What you been up to, man, outside of being untrackable? Do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Don't you dare fucking fall.
00:41:44
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We
00:42:01
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Oh, shit. you and You and Cash actually picked Rhea, Charlotte. Well, I thought we all picked Rhea and Charlotte and Alexa. Wally and I picked Jade and them to win
00:42:19
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and them to win. There's one. There's one, Wally.
00:42:29
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Huh? Yeah, which ones? All of them? Oh, you hate the whole entire women's division?
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I
00:42:47
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like Saul Ruka.
00:42:50
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I like Lexi. Oh, we up and we want the smoke. The street profits are in the building.
00:43:06
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Oh, you know Bron's going to get involved and then Seth's going to come out.
00:43:13
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Fucking Penta out there strutting with the fans. Let's go. so damn good.
00:43:32
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When I went went in i looked they didn't have they didn't have any these in the cooler like in the door and they've got the beer cave in there where you walk in to get your beer kind of like eh i won't get one tonight no biggie whatever and when i walked in they had a whole stack of them like still wrapped so they had their whole razor knife in there so i was just like cut it out i was like yep i'll just help myself here in the beer pool
00:44:03
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They were there. There you go. Sell them.
00:44:08
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Not my fault. They're slacking on their dough. a
00:44:12
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Yeah. They have a bunch of new ones there. They have a lemonade light. I've never seen Twisted Tea light. There's a lemonade one.
00:44:24
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And then they had pineapple.
00:44:30
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um There was pineapple, peach, the raspberry one or whatever they've had,
00:44:38
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um the lemonade light, and then the and then the regular, and there was a couple other ones. They got like six or eight flavors up there now.
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Yeah. It's kind of crazy.
00:44:54
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The raspberry one's pretty good too, but this is really the only one that I can enjoy to drink.
00:45:05
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um screen george
00:45:19
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We had a interesting week of shows with our Wally had on, don't know if you guys caught it or not, go watch the replay Monday, Speedway Stories. Wally had this 14-year-old kid that's out there mixing it up with with the adults in the tough trucks or rough trucks or monster trucks or some shit like that.
00:45:41
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That's pretty cool. Check that out.
00:45:50
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feel like, that oh, shit.
00:45:57
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I didn't realize that Adam, I didn't remember Adam Pierce getting cracked in the mouth.
00:46:06
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I wonder if,
00:46:10
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want to see something real quick, because I don't know.
00:46:19
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I've been meaning to look at this.
00:46:23
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You're watching this.
00:46:27
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I don't i don't know.
00:46:41
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ah Does that come up on stream here? i don't know if it does or not.
00:46:54
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It does not. That's weird.
00:47:00
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Well, if you're watching on X and you're chatting for some reason, we don't see them. But if you want to partake in the chat, feel free to jump on over into
00:47:14
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YouTube or Facebook because your chats will definitely pop up on the screen so we can see them. Yeah, I don't know.
00:47:28
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The snozzberries taste like snozzberries. Jocko, what you guys getting into this weekend? ah Yeah, I didn't know that. I wanted to test that. I wanted to test that little all theory. So you guys are watching on Twitter. We can't see your comments.
00:47:47
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um If you are chatting, feel free to jump onto YouTube or the Facebook. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
00:48:00
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That or I can just take my happy ass over to Twitter and i could watch the Twitter feed and pay attention to the chat that way. I'd be able to acknowledge you guys.
00:48:15
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That'd be like the old Chris Technician of old Periscope days, man.
00:48:22
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Shit, yeah.
00:48:28
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think we're going to go to The weather is supposed to be absolutely dog shit today. ah it's turned out to be a really nice day. So that means tomorrow when we have plans outside, the weather is going to be shit.
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um
00:48:48
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There we go. I'll just do this, and then I should be able to see the – I can see the chats over there if you guys are chatting. Plus, I can – ooh.
00:49:00
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um
00:49:04
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So we're going to, there's ah every year here, we have this, and and and this this is 100% completely and totally biased opinion. I understand it. It's also 100% the truth. The best ice cream in the world is made by Velvet Ice Cream, and it's made right here in Lincoln County, right up the road from where I live at.
00:49:23
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at velvet ice cream for over a hundred years they've been making ice cream but every year of memorial day weekend they do um the ice cream festival it's just a little festival you got local music local entertainment uh local vendors come in with their crafts and all that shit uh you got food trucks out there they're going doing their thing and they got stuff for the kids um the mill is on the ice cream mill is open which it's always open you can go get ice cream there whenever you want um But every year, it fucking we also have ah the Memorial Day tournaments going on, the golf tournaments going on out in
Living in Disaster-Prone Areas
00:50:00
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Dublin.
00:50:01
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Jack Nicholson or Nicholas or whoever the golfer is, whichever one of them is the golfer. think it's Jack's. I can't remember. But it always rains. So, like, today it was supposed to be raining all day long. it was supposed to be fucking miserable out, so we were out doing some shopping and stuff.
00:50:18
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It was gorgeous. Tomorrow we plan on being outside. So it'll be shit-tastic. But I'll do little bit of that. I have to work Monday, unfortunately.
00:50:29
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ah You know where the link is, bitch. The link is posted, man. Everybody's welcome to jump in here
00:50:38
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here. you can't fight with a broken finger? And you're an m MMA fighter? What a pussy. What a pooswa. I've been in lots of fights with broken fingers.
00:50:57
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Lots and lots of them.
00:51:04
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That sucks, though. How's Zeke doing with that fighting shit, man?
00:51:15
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period Chaka's son is an MMA fighter, and he's young as shit, too. The kid's a fucking monster. and He's a little guy, too, but he's a fucking monster.
00:51:25
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but Like, he's a legit badass dude in the ring.
00:51:32
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We had him on the sports show. He's cool as hell. He's super cool. so
00:51:43
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Soldiers out here having a match in a pair of jeans and a bikini top. That's what's going on.
00:52:03
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Fuck yeah.
00:52:06
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Yeah, so I got to work Monday, but Monday will be an easy day at work. Nobody will really be there. i They just need a body in the building. So they're cooking out. We can get them kind of dressed down. They're like, you wear jeans and a t-shirt.
00:52:19
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As long as your t-shirt's got red, white, and blue on it. So I'm just going to go hang out. Get my regular pay and holiday pay. So I'll get double pay. I ain't mad at it. I guess they're going grill, so that's cool.
00:52:32
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Eat some burgers and dogs. I don't know. We may get into something when I get home Monday. We'll see. It's supposed to be shitty and rainy Monday, too. so
00:52:46
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I wish it was damn June already so could go watch the new scary movie.
00:52:52
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Go see that.
00:52:57
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I think it's June 5th or 7th or something like that. It's the very beginning of June when it comes out.
00:53:04
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Go watch that. I see that.
00:53:08
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um
00:53:12
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But, literally, I'll be only only person in our department at work. I was quiet for a Saturday night. Shaman's at work. Shaman will be off work here soon. And he'll be back.
00:53:28
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a few like Rocky's hiding his face in shame. don't know what Wally's doing. Imagine that. Becky pulled the referee that she doesn't like.
00:53:40
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To get a disqualification.
00:54:03
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They call him untrackable. But I have successfully tracked him.
00:54:09
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Damn you, woolly mammoth. Every time I see you're hairier and hairier. Yeah. I'm working on my lesbian tactics. I don't, how's that working out for you?
00:54:26
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Oh man.
00:54:30
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What's been going on brother? How you been, man? I've been doing good, but I hope i hope you were.
00:54:39
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and got no complaints, man. Got no complaints.
00:54:44
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That's what I do, baby. Got I got these bright Hawaiian shirts on. Got a fantastic beard. Mediocre job. Hey, you.
00:55:01
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you said you got to work on monday i got to work on monday um do you get a extra compensation for working on monday yeah i get double pay on monday so i'll get like essentially i'll get like my eight hours of holiday pay plus my eight hours of work and i get to go in i like i get i get to go in when because i normally work until 4 30 and i was like i don't want to work till 4 30 on monday my boss was like come in whenever you want, as long as you're here until at least three, when security comes in for a second shift.
00:55:35
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And she's like, I don't care what you do Monday, as long as you're in the building until security gets here. So it was like, yeah, I was explaining that to somebody today because they were talking to, you know, they were asking the question about, you know, holiday pay and whatnot.
00:55:52
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And i I, I don't know if it's time and a half or if it's double or, but whatever it is, Like, because I mean, um imagine if it's like time and a half, if you go in and you work 10 hours, you know, expect five hours of of extra pay, right? Yeah.
00:56:13
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Whereas um for us, it's based off of your schedule. So if I'm scheduled for 10 and it's time and a half, that five is off the top guaranteed.
00:56:28
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Nice. if And because it's production-based, if I get my shit done in an hour, well, yeah, that's an hour's worth of pay, but i can I'm still getting that scheduled halftime or double time or whatever it is.
00:56:46
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automat You know what? I might get overtime, too. So I'll get the holiday pay plus being in there, and because we're getting paid for the holiday, that means I'll end up with an extra eight hours on the week.
00:57:00
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that That can depend on that can depend on the accounting principles. Yeah, it might be double time and a half, I guess. that That's what it would be like, double time and a half. I don't know. ill I'll figure it out when I get paid. I don't know.
00:57:17
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Because a lot of that stuff gets accounted for differently. you know i mean? Yeah. So like yeah and the the holiday pay won't go, it it won't take you into overtime a lot of times. Yeah.
00:57:34
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Because it's on a different scale. It's, su I don't know. hey what Money is money. That's what I say. Money is money. And at the end of the day, I'm still getting double pay, you know, for being there on Monday. So if I get a little extra cool, if not, all right, I wasn't really expecting that anyways. You know what I mean?
00:57:54
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Yeah. It's like, um, uh, you know, every year, you know we we got some newbies that have been there long enough or whatever and uh that you know the new year bonus will kick in and you know no matter what it is everybody's like oh well they're gonna take so much out in taxes and i'm like bro that's still a damn near a whole paycheck that i didn't have to earn yeah exactly like yeah they're still gonna get the you know i would much rather them go ahead and take the taxes out of my paycheck
00:58:25
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Rather than them not take it out. And then I wind up paying double what they were going to take out anyways. Because you know the IRS going to get their money and then some. You know, it's it's like, ah hey, I don't owe you $40, but I'm going to give you $40.
00:58:41
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But out of that $40, I'm going to take $20. So here's $20. It's like, oh, you son of a bitch. I'm so angry. It'd be like, no, I'm taking that $20 straight to the bank, you heard? Yeah, right. That's $20 I didn't have five minutes ago. but Damn it.
00:58:58
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That's four gallons of gas right there, baby. Glass half class half empty. How about go fuck yourself? I get a sip. Yeah, right. I don't mind paying a little bit more. and you know Also, at the end of the day, ah you know i'll pay you know you pay that little extra in taxes, but then you get a little... Maybe you'll get a little extra cheddar back at the end of the year.
00:59:23
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You know? Yeah. I mean, that's how it works. They take more than they should, and then at the end of the year, they go, oh, our bad. Here's some money back.
00:59:34
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And it's always a bargaining chip because some penny people are like, oh, I want free shit. I want free shit. It was like, how about you get a fucking job and pay taxes so that way other people can get free shit and you won't get free shit. How about that?
00:59:50
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yeah Get a damn job, you freeloader. You son of a bitch. Getting all this stuff for free. I want the free stuff, man. Yeah.
01:00:04
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I can't do that. i was I was unemployed for like six months and that shit fucking sucked. That was the fucking worst. I was losing my mind.
01:00:16
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I know, man. like You got to shave half your leg and hang it out in the middle of the street talking about, hey, honey. hey honey. right I was like, ah i want I don't think I'd ever say this in my life. i want to go back to work. like Right. Oh, there was a weird shit.
01:00:39
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yeah
01:00:42
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Oh, do tell brother, do tell about the weird she did neighbors were looking at me, talking about me. Give us ball hits a whole new meaning.
01:00:55
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Yeah. Only go to the beach so many times and walk around before they get labeled a creeper. I'm unemployed. I got nothing else to do. The weather's night. Leave me alone. but Where's the beach in Ohio?
01:01:11
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We got lots of beaches in Ohio. Not like ocean beaches, but beaches. Man-made beaches. We got Lake Erie, man. There's lots of beaches up on Lake Erie. There's a lake right down the road from me that has been... They got sand and everything, man.
01:01:28
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It's not like it's not your ocean beach, but it's a beach nonetheless. I got you. ah We actually have we actually had some really, really pretty lakes up here. Some of them are like crystal clear water.
01:01:45
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they get and like that When they build them and do they did the beaches up there, they had the white sand and shit brought in. So it looks it it it looks like it's a beautiful Caribbean island. In actuality, it's just in the middle of fucking Ohio. But nobody needs to know that.
01:02:04
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yeah Yeah, one that ah there's one that I want to go to, I guess it's like a um fed by a by spring water. So it's just like crystal clear. It's always clean.
01:02:18
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It's just beautiful. You can see all the way down when you're when you're there. I can't remember. where I think it's up north somewhere. I'm dumb boy i i'm a water myself i don't I don't care if it's a lake or a creek or the ocean. i was like, hey, put me in some water.
01:02:37
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Shit. We had a sandbar back home in the creek. The creek we used to go to, you'd go about a mile or so down. There was a sandbar and the water was about four to six foot deep around it. That was a fucking beach to us.
01:02:50
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And and a bunch of goofy hillbillies in the podunk-ass Ohio were like, we're the beach. We'd grow it up as teenagers. And we had lawn chairs and we'd build a fire and catch fish and crawdads and frogs and eat like kings, man.
01:03:06
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down there on our little in our little beach oasis in the middle of Knox County, Ohio. but I feel you, brother. I feel you. I love the water. I'm with you there, man. I love the water. i don't care where it's at, what kind of water it is.
01:03:24
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if i'm if I'm there near it, in it, or around it, I'm happy. I wish I could afford, man. I wish I could afford me a a place on a lake or oceanfront property or something like that i may have to sell a nut and buy buy buy some beachfront property well you know um i grew up near the near enough to the ocean to know that uh unless you're rich as fuck don't live on the ocean
01:03:57
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right Because you got to be your own insurance company at that point. So yeah if if you've got a you know if you've got a million plus dollar property, ah that that should get that it shit gets swallowed up in a heartbeat and nobody's going to protect you. So if you lose it all, hey, guess what?
01:04:19
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You lost it all. Yeah. wow i know that's They were dealing with that. that it Was it last year? or the year the year before, when the hurricanes ripped through Florida, down there in southern Florida, and before they came through, like insurance companies were dropping people.
01:04:41
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Because they're like, you live you live in an at-risk area. Well, no shit, that's why I have fucking homeowner's insurance, because I don't want my fucking house to get washed away because of a goddamn hurricane.
01:04:53
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I paid you guys all this money, and now you just drop us. What up, Scorpio? That's some bullshit, man. But no, man, when I lived down in Charleston, we were down there for about 10 years.
01:05:06
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And there was a few people that I that i knew that lived on folly. and And that happened to them. Storms came through, fucked their houses up, and they were like, yeah, now we're stuck because our insurance is like, we're not paying.
01:05:21
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What the fuck? So it takes them four or five years to to to rebuild and get the house back
01:05:31
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and then you do that. and as soon as you get done, a fucking other storm comes through and knocks you out again.
01:05:38
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That that's, that's coastal living. we were just talking about this, um, you know, the hypothetical of living in different places. And it's like, uh, you know, you got tornadoes, you got earthquakes, you got hurricanes, everything, everything's a problem everywhere you go.
01:05:57
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and snowstorms. Everything's a problem.
01:06:03
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Oh, you're not a problem.
Leisure and Lifestyle Chats
01:06:05
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You especially are a problem. christian Don't lie to her. Get what you're getting. it's just its Yeah, but you know, if um like I said, growing up down in uh wilmington north carolina so that's you know real close to south carolina it's right there sticking out it's right there sticking out in the ocean oh you're dropping sodas uh natural disasters right yeah right oh no not the soda bob but i can't believe i just said soda it's pop god damn it it's pop i was just trying to keep uh trying to keep name brands out of it. You know what I mean? but
01:06:53
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i feel so dirty right now. I said soda. You got pockets. Oh, I just taught my daughter about pockets. I got pockets. were ah um'm I'm loading her up like a soda soldier right now. She's got her got her belt. loop She's got her belt all loaded down. She's got the no she's across her chest
01:07:21
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What you doing with yeah all them pops? you having a party? But growing up in that area, um like I said, didn't live on the coast, but in a coastal area. or Yeah, that area.
01:07:37
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A region. And it was like, hey, okay, yeah, we, where we were, um we lost power for a week, as did everybody. Mm-hmm.
01:07:48
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some Some local trees went down and some people got it. You know, the pine trees come across a driveway and crush a car or somebody got a house hit, whatever, whatever.
01:08:01
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But for the most part, in the suburbs, in the middle of the peninsula, you know, no no major damage. You know, ah repairable roofs, ah you know, get the debris off the lawn and you're good to go.
01:08:19
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it's a lot different than being on the coast when that title surge comes in and sweeps the, the stilts out from under your house and just, you know, collapses it like ah a stack of dominoes a whole and, and ah a, a $200,000 house. This is the time that I was growing up. A $200,000 house is a whole lot different than a million dollar beach property.
01:08:43
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Yeah, exactly. a Exactly. Well, I mean, that's the same thing. I mean, like, you know, I'm born and raised up here. God damn it, Chaka. I'm saving that. oh I'll get that posted I grew up up here in Ohio. We get tornadoes. Now, fortunately, fortunately for me, and we get some pretty wicked, nasty tornadoes. Fortunately for me, I've never had to go through Or deal with a, you know, the wreckage of a tornado. But I have had friends who, growing up, like their family lost everything.
01:09:19
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Lost farms and shit. And you're talking about a million dollar home like that on the coast. You have a farm. That's a multi, you know, your house might not be nothing spectacular, but you got a multi-million dollar farm.
01:09:32
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I do lot of barns, equipment, potentially animals, crops. You know what I mean? Like, that's that's hard to recover from at the end of the day. Yeah, and again, they um depending on the damage, like, ah if the house isn't completely collapsed, a couple of months, especially if you have money, you can get that you can get that house back up to snuff, right? Yeah.
01:10:01
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um it's going to take months, but a couple of months, and you got that house right back, maybe even upgraded a little bit. But you take out a farm.
01:10:13
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um Not only did you lose all the potential gains from what was sucked up, but now it's going to take, at at a minimum, a whole other year's worth of seasons before you can grow it back up again.
01:10:29
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And then, there's again, there's the potential for new storms. Yeah.
01:10:36
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and And, you know, do you have what it takes to rebuild? and that you know like farm You lose a farm, um you you know you've kind of lost your collateral, you know mean? So if you're not backed by millions, if you're not self-insured, you're fucked.
01:10:56
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fortunately and and and like i said you know i've seen this a lot um
01:11:09
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fortunately you know here as opposed to like coastal regions and how insurance companies are fucking over insurers and stuff like that and taking the insurance away from them um They're not doing that like up here in my neck of the woods. So like, you know, these farms and houses and everything else, like they're insured for tornadoes and acts of God or mother nature or whatever, natural disasters.
01:11:33
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So they're taken care of i for the most part. But still, I mean, you still lose a year's worth of crops or a year's worth of, ah you know, if you're if you're a livestock farmer, you know, and you lose animals.
01:11:50
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it's not easy to replenish that stock and be able to get them full. So, you know, get them to full potential slaughter and then get them, get them to the, uh, the meat markets.
01:12:02
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I mean, Oh, for sure. Like, um just imagine like the the years of, of potential that like, uh, um, you know, a milk farmer or, or even a beef farmer might have, it's like, um,
01:12:19
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Yeah, that they you might be insured that it's going to give you like, you know, financial reci reciprocation. But then you're going to be starting from from the bottom again, which means you have to raise those animals up to that point of standard to production all over again.
01:12:39
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Damn right. Yeah, like Kayla said, be sure to like, share, and subscribe, y'all, and send those super chats so we can put money in the back in case I lose my house to it a hurricane, tornado, snowstorm, or a wildfire all at the same time.
01:12:54
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de fifty and yeah No, it's crazy. It is kind of wild to think about, like, different regions and the different...
01:13:06
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already am. You know it is. What up, Sir Pat? How you doing, brother? Sir Pat on the Lounge and Laugh live stream. Make sure you guys drop a follow their way. Go show my guys some love.
01:13:18
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Drop it and say hi to them when they're doing their thing. um But ah yeah, man, and every region is different. i mean Could you imagine living in a region where you got to deal with mud mudslides? I'd take a tornado or a hurricane over fucking mudslides.
01:13:36
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Oh, and it, you know, it's like, what is your choice? Do you live at the top of the hill that's going to fall down? or do you live at the bottom of the hill that gets slid a upon? Shit runs downhill, my friend.
01:13:55
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but One way or the other, that the side of that cliff is coming down. Yeah, somebody is getting fucked. there's there's there's no There's no happy medium. Or wildfires, man. i don't think I want to deal with wildfires either. Because once once once they're once they're on and cooking, there ain't a whole lot you can do other than just let them do their thing and run their course.
01:14:26
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Oh, man. I have got to take... A piss like a motherfucker. So gonna just throw on some music real quick untrackable Allow me time to take a piss and then I'll then we'll be right back and jump back into the conversation I just got pissed like a motherfucker
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Oh
01:15:16
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That girl's so scandalous, and you know another nigga couldn't handle it. So you're shaking that thing like, who's the ish? With the look in your eyes, so devilish. You like to dance all the hip-hop spots, and you cruise to the grooves like an acrobat. Not just her bench, she liked to pop, cause she was living la vida loca.
01:15:32
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She had dumps like truck, truck, truck, truck. Thighs like what, what, what, what. Baby, move your butt, butt, butt, butt. I think I'll sing it again. She had dumps like truck, truck. Thighs like what, what.
01:15:55
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That thong, thong, thong, thong. Like a winna be go. Like a winna be go.
01:16:06
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That girl's so scandalous And know another nigga couldn't handle it And she's shaking that thing like, who's the itch? With the look in her eye so devilish She liked dance all the hip-hop spots And she cruised to the grooves like an acrobat Not just her bench, she liked to pop Cause she was living la vida loca She had jumps like a truck, truck, truck, truck Thighs like what, what, what Baby move your butt, butt, butt, butt I think I'll sing it again She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck Thighs like what, what, what All night long Let me see that though
01:16:46
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I took y'all to church on that one. Long song from the preacher man.
01:17:03
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took youa to church on that one hello long song from the preacher man Welcome back to Nonsensical Nonsense. Right here on the Nonsensical Network. Make sure you guys like, share, subscribe. Bio.link slash Nonsensical Network.
01:17:17
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Got all them links in. Sorry for the little breaky break. Don't typically take breaks on Saturday nights anymore. But I didn't want to leave my man untrackable here. Stranded all by himself. And you guys are being quiet and being shy tonight. So I yeah ah decided to throw a little Muzak on there. And I got to be careful what I play now.
01:17:37
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Because shout out to everybody who's following us and subscribed and and all that stuff. And liking what we're doing here. We finally hit that first stage of monetization on the old YouTube box.
01:17:51
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that means ah That means they watch us. And Facebook, is we got we got monetized on Facebook too. I just discovered that the other day when I had to have a fight with ah Mark Zuckerberg um because they tried to take our moation my monetization away from a ah live because I played Kissing Lula.
01:18:12
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So i had to explain to them that not only do we have permission from the writer of the song, the singer of the song, the band who performed the song, but they're also very good friends of ours.
01:18:24
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And they did release that, that by the way. Yeah, they they lifted it. So I just want to know, um does your, does your Hawaiian shirt match your thong, the thong, thong, thong?
01:18:41
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It does. ah I got him as a set, bro. You want to see? Don't tease me like that. it was ah It was a, it was a two piece set. I was like, Ooh, can't turn this down. That's a hell of a deal. Yeah.
01:18:58
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yeah You walk up on the beach and you yeah yeah let them admire the nice shirt and they're like, man, I don't know how you can get any better than that. And then you drop the shirt and they're like, oh my God, it just got better.
01:19:11
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A squash and a thong. The sad part is you're not even joking. she I would wear a banana. She said, the sad part is you're not even joking. go ahead. Drink it all in, people. Men and late ladies and gentlemen, soak it all in.
01:19:30
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Enjoy it. um I'm just thinking that if if you're going to wear this red, white, and blue fireworks guard. they They're actually palm trees, and you can't see it, but there's actually pew-pews all throughout the shirt.
01:19:49
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I'm just saying, if you're going to wear that on Memorial Day weekend, what what are you going to wear for Fourth of July? i I'm either going to rock this on the 4th of July again, or I might have to get a new one for fourth of July. I don't know yet.
01:20:06
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i have ah I have become quite the fan of the Hawaiian shirts, and I got to say, as a guy who's come on to this to this late, my guy Gabriel Iglesias, a.k.a. Fluffy, stand-up comedian, he's been rocking the Hawaiian shirts for years, and now I know why, because as a big guy,
01:20:26
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these are amazing. They're comfy. They're lightweight. They make you look good. like they they They show off. yeah like Yeah, go ahead. What's up? Drink it in. Drink it in.
01:20:38
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yellow You get a little breeze under your titties. Yeah, did a little breeze. Yeah. They're nice, man. They're comfortable. why i it and It started right before we went down to Florida. they yeah Kayla and I, my girlfriend, we were at walmart and walmart had a whole bunch of them and they have a they had a scream one and i was like oh man i need that it's scream so i bought it and then when i wore it for the first time i was like well i need more of these so when we were down in florida i bought a couple more and ever since we've been home i've been on the lookout for more while we were at uh there's advances um
01:21:23
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hunting and supply shop here in town. It's one of our, it's, it's all, it's all, I think it's a local, local ish, uh, hunting and whatnot supply store.
01:21:35
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We were in there a couple of weeks ago and they had a whole rack of them. And I was like, Oh man, I don't know if I want to. And we were out and about today and I was like, I think i want to go back and I'm going to get, and I was only going to get one, but then they had another one that I really liked.
01:21:50
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So I wound up buying two of them. I'm up to five Hawaiian shirts. Hopefully the the collection will continue to grow because I think this is going to be a thing. I'm just going to wear them all the time.
01:22:02
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What? Do you not approve? i love them. I know would. They're going to get me some sleeveless ones.
01:22:16
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Yeah, Russia's the worst for copyright BS. ah Pat? I wear my man thongs. Miss Knight hates it. ah She'll be alright. She'll get over it. I just gotta tell her it's not just for the ladies. It's for the men, too.
01:22:38
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i'm I'm not much of a thong man myself, but um you know, to do you. You know what? maybe maybe you're ah Maybe you're a boxer brief guy.
01:22:53
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i play but I say drawers or no drawers. I don't do these half-assed drawers. One of your balls would not fit in a thong. My girlfriend said one of your balls would not fit in a thong, let alone both of them. What is Pat Knight doing?
01:23:24
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What's up, Shaman? I guess the thongs are out for me, untrackable. I have i have been put on notice that but I don't know what Sir Pat's doing. Oh, wait, here we go. Now we're good. Okay, okay.
01:23:38
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You were scaring me a little bit, Pat. didn't know what was happening. and I was like, oh, God, we're going to a wiener from Pat. um The thongs are out for me, apparently. Thongs do not support do not support the balls.
01:23:54
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I got huge balls. think
01:24:02
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Sir Pat Knight, what's going on with you, man? Man, nothing. You guys doing all right? Yeah, brother. Hanging out, doing our Saturday night thing.
01:24:12
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Shut up, Rocky. okay
01:24:18
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if' specific Oh, that's what I was going to do. Chaka sent me something. I was going to, I was going I downloaded it and I wanted to, i got to make room for it right quick. What can I get rid of here?
01:24:31
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I don't want to get rid of those. Don't want to get rid of those.
01:24:39
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Oh man.
01:24:42
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don't want to get rid of those
01:24:46
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i don't need reserve oh man Oh, man. We're going to go ahead and get rid of this. We're going get rid of early AI backgrounds because, wow, have I come a long way when I first started doing the AI backgrounds.
01:25:04
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Shaman, get your shit together, bro. Shaman, are you with us? was changing my headset around. I don't know what happened. It's it's all lazy as fuck. So you're still dealing with the betrayal and the heartbreak of last night, i understand. Correct. right we we We should absolutely. I mean, if am if I was controlling the matter, I would have had Tom and myself turn on the mask on Wall of Jedi and Rocky.
01:25:38
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Yeah.
01:25:42
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and i absolutely beat them down. which Yeah, we had done it we could have done
01:25:50
Speaker
Oh, my God. He's ripped the fucking...
01:25:56
Speaker
Let's go. All right. So, Chaka was untrackable. Apparently, we had a family reunion, and we're out trapping dinner.
01:26:07
Speaker
train dinner
01:26:10
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but Oh, yeah, it's been to one. yeah a out jack sent you that goes why bun
01:26:30
Speaker
chocolate is all the a i gave two man oh yeah spen a one out of
01:26:41
Speaker
How painful is it for you to go to the pump?
01:26:49
Speaker
a gas station and and then i pull up put my car in and then i pumping it's not theirs just missing the pump that i wanted
01:27:01
Speaker
how ah how painful is it for down there in the for a go to the of the po
01:27:10
Speaker
Uh, let's see. What am I paying right now? The cheap shit's $4.25, and that's for the $0.05 discount.
01:27:19
Speaker
All right, that's it's better than us. huh and I normally put in, like, mid-grade in Illinois, baby.
01:27:27
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Ours was $4. I got gas today. It was $4.69. Damn, for regular? oop and for regular for regular 88, bro. And now, thank God, I go to right. We got my five sets off. Speedway.
01:27:50
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Yeah. Yeah, Mandy, everybody kind of just dipped out. I was just kind of here a fucking floundering, and my man, Untrackable, came in and saved me. it's It's tough to do a show by yourself, especially when the chat goes quiet but i shoot ah talked about everything did you talk about It like, was like, can you please stop talking to me?
01:28:13
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I had my car just got in it. Let show you.
01:28:23
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but fuck is that be being i out my car just got in me should You know, you know, Sean making noise. sense okay okay he's he's he's He's got a different skin color.
01:28:43
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He can't help it. It's in their it's in their nature. it's It's part of their culture. she She said over on the bench, she said, that's shaman, isn't it? me right away Knew right away without even looking up at their phone or anything that it was you.
01:29:00
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You guys can shout out to Covered it with a shaman tattoo, huh? Wow. I subscribed to your channel.
01:29:11
Speaker
Just just the the disappointment and the betrayal continues to get stronger and stronger, Rock Lee. Wow. This one, I thought, didn't hurt me anymore. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. More so.
01:29:26
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I would tell you guys to subscribe to the Lazy Shaman channel, but... Unfortunately, all you're going to get is a bunch of weird-ass bings and bongs and buzzers and chirps. 549. Out in Cali, it's 549.
01:29:40
Speaker
That's What did do? Put pussy in I was just going to...
01:29:46
Speaker
yeah that's crazy oh
01:29:51
Speaker
like what what would you do put pussy in the microwave for dinner guy good one with It's like, hey, 30 seconds here, 30 seconds there.
01:30:09
Speaker
So you got to flip it over. you know You got to flip it over and add some cheese. You just got hired. Where did you get hired to? Where's your new job at, Rock Lee?
01:30:21
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you So you you work in multiple jobs?
01:30:27
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Go to hell, Mandy.
01:30:31
Speaker
It's like a dollar cheaper down there where you're at. She's in she's in Alabama.
01:30:39
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she's ah she's ah She's a roll tide person. She loves she loves Alabama Crimson Tide.
01:30:47
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What? She doesn't. I'm but i'm about to cursed out. I'm about to get cursed the fuck i'm about to be here yeah no i' about to get hurt to fuck out
01:30:59
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I'm about to get cursed the fuck out. yeah
01:31:06
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she's She's actually she's who's the Geox Tigers Louisiana LSU. Still an SEC team. Not really that much better than Alabama, but still it's not Alabama.
01:31:19
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Still going to curse me out. He's going to pay you three times more than nothing? Yeah, I heard that, which is still nothing. and We might even do four. i mean I mean, if they're going to do four times nothing, well, I'll do i'll do i'll do a million times nothing.
01:31:37
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Damn, bro, now you're just being greedy. Now I'm just being...
01:31:44
Speaker
The Mandy massage parlor. What the fuck? Now he's turning on you, Mandy. Now now back he's turning on you, Mandy. He's a heel. He's turning on everybody.
01:32:00
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ask but She's Hold on guys. Fuck you, motherfucker, with that roll-tie bullshit. You haven't lost your goddamn
01:32:17
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mind. Roll-tie, that's what me and my uncle, daddy, brother, husband say. This my ass with that.
01:32:31
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thank I love you, Glick, but damn, I hate you. Oh, man. Kayla said, get them, Mandy. Kayla smacked him upside the back of the head one time for me.
01:32:50
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but I said that and she was like, oh my God, gross. Really? Are you serious? Now I'm going to get hit.
01:33:01
Speaker
How does anybody cheer for a football team that's another name for a woman's period?
01:33:12
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Beaten the ass crimson tide. Inbred hillbilly motherfuckers.
01:33:19
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yeah Nobody that plays for that school actually lives in Alabama. They all come from other places. And the people that cheer for it never went to school there.
01:33:32
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and I mean, that's how it is in Ohio. 90% of, actually, 95% of the people who are Ohio State fans are too goddamn stupid to get into the university because it's actually, the university itself is actually a really good university, and you have to be pretty smart to get in there and stay there.
01:33:52
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Unfortunately, our the fan base for the Ohio State University Buckeyes are mostly retarded mongoloids that are fortunate enough to be able to breathe on a system.
01:34:03
Speaker
sydney Of the 5% that is not because you also went to school there. Clearly you're not of the 5% of the retarded Mongols that root for them. I don't like the city of Philadelphia or Baltimore because they're just disgusting.
01:34:21
Speaker
but so i don't like i don't like like harvard i don't like the city of philadelphia or vi of baltimore because they're just disgusting So I don't like their team.
01:34:37
Speaker
i don't like the Chicago Bulls, and I don't mind their fans. Actually, I hate the Chicago Bulls. oh oh No, no, no. I don't hate the Chicago Bulls. I hate Michael.
01:34:49
Speaker
Whoa. What are fan? a LeBron fan? you get that You guys can feel however you want to fucking feel about me not liking Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls, but I'm a um Cleveland Cavaliers fan, and in the nineteen ninety s every single time the cavaliers go into the eastern conference championship here come michael jordan in the bulls oh you can be mad about that that's fine if that's the reason like that's acceptable you're just a hater that's okay i love
01:35:27
Speaker
That Cleveland Cavaliers team that we had in the 90s with Mark Price, yeah a white boy, just killing it in Cleveland. And it was the goddamn Chicago Bulls every season in the Eastern Conference Finals.
01:35:41
Speaker
I mean, they have a highlight reel called the shot where the Bulls were down by two points. Yeah. And fucking Michael Jordan gets the ball and the timer was out, but they still let him get the shot off and it counted and they beat the calves to win in game seven of the Eastern conference final championship and knock the Cavaliers out.
01:36:05
Speaker
So yes, Michael Jordan can eat my butthole. the I don't like Denver and I i don't mind their fan base. Actually, I don't, it's not that I don't like Denver, I don't like John Elway because of the drive and the fumble.
01:36:23
Speaker
Great pilot.
01:36:26
Speaker
He'd be an even greater pilot if he flew into a mountain.
01:36:32
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Just saying.
01:36:37
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Just certain cities and certain fan bases I really don't like.
01:36:43
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so hawk exactly Any who's
01:36:51
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i
01:36:55
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Chris technician said hello Hey, Simon, can you do me a favor and get your employees in in line and and tell them to stop stepping out of stepping out of pocket.
01:37:12
Speaker
okay Is lazy in the chat? What's going on here? No. that that that that That broccoli guy is in the chat.
01:37:23
Speaker
Oh, he's our highest player in the blue. know ae i shared I shared their livestream last night in a post on YouTube. And I was like, go hang out with our boys, lazy and shaman, and some traitor whose name I won't say, but it rhymes with broccoli.
01:37:43
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Rocky was like, he fucking called me Broccoli. What the fuck? It was good
01:37:52
Speaker
times. It was times. good times
01:37:57
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I'm not mad at him. told you.
01:38:01
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I'm just hurt, I am hurt I'm disappointed. Now i only have one black friend, and that's you, Sean. Oh.
01:38:12
Speaker
I'm with you. He you his token, Shaman. Shaman, you've been promoted to number one black friend. Oh, i know what happened one day.
01:38:24
Speaker
there't not Enough white people, you'll be number one. it'll You're number one.
01:38:31
Speaker
If you get invited to a cookout, make sure you put raisins in the potato salad. Ew.
01:38:39
Speaker
thought it Okay, let me ask you guys a question because there was a lot of ooze across the board. How did we get blamed for that? How does that fall on a stereotype that white people put raisins in potato salad? Because I've eaten a lot of homemade potato salad in my in my life.
01:38:53
Speaker
It never once has been raised. It's a German potato salad thing and it's nasty as hell. I mean, I don't really eat potato salad to begin with, and I sure as hell ain't eating it with no fucking raisins.
01:39:09
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I mean, i like raisins. Don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong. Like, you know, give me a nice cinnamon raisin bagel, cinnamon raisin toast, you know, something like that. But, you know, raisins have their place in this life, but that place is not in potato salad.
01:39:26
Speaker
Yeah, no, no, no. If I wanted a fruit salad, I'd eat a fruit fucking salad. Is that what it is? White Karens that do that?
01:39:39
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We should banish them to the island that we banished Rockley to. and Oh, Rockley's only allowed to eat potato salad with raisins and it says Kayla.
01:39:54
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me ah He was in the chat. a little bit ago he said he said he He said he covered up the glick tattoo that he had on his chest with the tattoo of Shabba.
01:40:07
Speaker
And then he accused Mandy of having a happy ending massage parlor. the I didn't say it. Rocky said it. Right there. Right there, Mandy. You can look at the screen.
01:40:18
Speaker
Rocky's turned heel. He's lost his mind. Hey, well, least now he's got an S on his chest, you know? Yeah. He's lost his whole ass mind. don't know what's going on with him. Then there's this guy. This motherfucking guy.
01:40:36
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Lazy Jedi. Oh, fuck. He's late because he's lazy. but Toss your fruit salad. Fruit salad.
01:40:48
Speaker
Yum, yum.
01:40:55
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Lazy, why don't you stream this to our channel, Lazy? What the fuck? Sorry about that. I'm just talking to my brother for a minute. And yeah, Rocky, you can kiss my ass because I'm not paying attention to the chat at the moment. That's what mean. I can't read. hey I can't read.
01:41:11
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and
01:41:17
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My computer reads the chat for me. I think time for you pull ah Rocky's black card. He tried so hard to take yours last night.
01:41:26
Speaker
With
01:41:31
Speaker
was him acting like a Karen, maybe he needs to lose his ah his black card.
01:41:39
Speaker
don't know. We get that from you know the mother's side.
01:41:46
Speaker
What would be the male version of a Karen? Who's not excessive, is it? um A Ken? don't know. Oh, okay. okay
01:41:58
Speaker
Every new name Kyle that I've ever known has been kind of a dick. so looking um Well, Mandy, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Who am I kidding? I love being and the bearer of bad news. Lazy Jedi's actual name is Kyle.
01:42:14
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yeah
01:42:18
Speaker
That explains how he's so white. He's almost Asper. Kyle the fuckboy. McGillicum.
01:42:29
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, there's so much there's so much beef tonight.
Loyalty and Betrayal Themes
01:42:34
Speaker
cool a Look who's magically back in the chat when his new boyfriend shows up.
01:42:41
Speaker
Team Glick or Team Rock? oh Oh, well, that's an easy one. Team Glick.
01:42:51
Speaker
i mean, I like you, many but that's my brother. Yeah, she would never betray me. She would never disappoint me, Rocky. I'll say betray you, no. Disappoint you.
01:43:07
Speaker
Hello? okay It's what I do. you know it's honesty In the last eight, nine years that you've known me or however long we've known each other, there's been a lot of disappointment on my end that I've sent you times, it's okay.
01:43:23
Speaker
What can I say? if you disappoint me like june times it's okay it's what can i say I've always been a sucker for adopting strays.
01:43:36
Speaker
Rocky with the ultimate betrayal. Even Judas, who betrayed Jeebus H. Kribbis, is like, damn, bro, that's cold. The guys who betrayed Julius Caesar are like, damn, bro, really?
01:43:51
Speaker
That's cold-blooded. That's cold-blooded.
01:43:56
Speaker
The CIA, who betrayed John F. Kennedy, are like, wow, Rocky, that's That's low. Donald Trump, who betrayed his whole country. as i Even he's going, damn, Rocky.
01:44:11
Speaker
Not cool, bro. Wow.
01:44:18
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Well, Jedi, you've seen what type of person he is. It's only a matter of time before you are struck down by his actually ah we' add hes His foot of betrayal.
01:44:39
Speaker
also Also, Rock, h
01:44:44
Speaker
you're part of the Jedi Council. I have i have a of photographic evidence of the Jedi Council. so
01:44:58
Speaker
You know, it was funny. I think you came in right when we started all that last night, too. I'm trying to get canceled for this, but when he said that Rocky is part of the Jedi Council, all I thought was Jedi going, this is not the token you're looking for. Nice.
01:45:20
Speaker
it nice um but so So I came in. I came back here. oh i was fussing with my... I was i was trying to get... shit um I'm ah like 12 or 13 shows behind um getting stuff uploaded onto podcast platforms and whatnot. So i was working on that and I was watching wrestling.
01:45:40
Speaker
And I came back here to take a shit and I was like, oh, yeah, it's Friday night. Yeah, my guys are live. Let me go in and say what's up. And I go in and... And there was a match going on, and I'm like, what the fuck is happening here? So so I did see like the second half of the match, and then I then i decided to start talking shit. And but and and and then I woke up because she fell asleep on the couch. so We came back and laid down, and she was watching, and she was like, what the fuck is happening here? And I was like, oh, you know, Rock's just screwing over the network.
01:46:16
Speaker
shoot And then we started crying and and she couldn't handle it. I had to comfort her. And I know you guys wanted me to come up on the panel, but I couldn't because I was dealing with my own broken heart. But I had to I had to mend hers and and and and be there for her and and not be able to partake and and come in and and and and defend myself. um No, you dropped off, Mandy.
01:46:44
Speaker
And and it was just it was it was just a lot to handle. And then the time I got her calmed down, and I was laying in bed, and and i and i and then I had to cry myself to sleep.
01:46:56
Speaker
you know it was you know Did you hold yourself too? or I did hold myself. yeah I usually cuddle myself.
01:47:06
Speaker
I did. i held I held myself so tight. And i rocked, and I patted myself on the forehead. What up, Daniel?
01:47:18
Speaker
f k She was. She was, Mandy. she was She was broken. Absolutely brokenhearted. What up, Burris? Daniel Burris? Welcome back, Sir Pat Knight.
01:47:29
Speaker
I don't know what happened. the daniel Daniel Burris? Daniel Berry? Daniel Burris?
01:47:39
Speaker
Yeah, I don't know. I just decided to call him Burris. She was crying. Daniel Burris, boy. Because Rocky broke our hearts last night. a Ultimate, ultimate betrayal.
01:47:52
Speaker
She happens to enjoy falling asleep with a Sasquatch beside her. is She has um declared me her Squatch with pride and joy. He's like a little Teddy Ruxpin. She just pops a tape in him.
01:48:13
Speaker
Reads your little stories before bed. yeah last night had to tell her a horrible story of betrayal and heartbreak and terrible it was a horror story um topquad but oh she said i am her sasquatch and she will cut a over me oh oh i think it was a razor or like her claws maybe both and i think in this equation we know who the are
01:48:45
Speaker
Broccoli and Smaji Smed-Eye.
01:48:52
Speaker
Smaji Smed-Eye. Smaji Smed-Eye and broccoli.
01:49:00
Speaker
hey Hey, Daniel, I noticed you have numbers at the end of your name. Were there other Daniel Berry sports highlights already taken? I know if Daniel Berry Burris Sports Highlights is a real person. He always just comes and says hi, and then he never says anything else.
01:49:18
Speaker
Oh, fuck yeah, they won. No, he he called he called us out for not stopping by his channel once. I think he's real. Oh. But, you know, what what is real?
01:49:32
Speaker
I don't know. That's the question, right? It's on the back. On the background. Mm-hmm. this sounds like It sounds like you know you you did wrong last night, Jedi, and you're not man enough to come up here and face your consummates.
01:49:49
Speaker
Oh, Rocky's not the only one that broke my heart and disappointed me last night, Jedi. I thought, you know, entrepreneur, partner, we we really had a good thing going, and then and ah it all came out.
01:50:03
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What's done in the dark comes out in the light. That was going to be the Glick Says OnlyFans. I see a bro hug coming. Definitely a bro hug.
01:50:14
Speaker
yep now it's now its Now it's just a Glick and sometimes Shaman OnlyFans page.
01:50:21
Speaker
We're not doing gay shit though.
01:50:30
Speaker
Wow. that He betrayed you. You don't get to play the victim. You betrayed everyone, Rocky. You betrayed everyone.
01:50:41
Speaker
You are Jedi's weapon of limp destruction. Of limp destruction? I hit you with my limp. My limp will smack you in the face.
01:50:52
Speaker
I should have did what your daddy did and went out and got a pack of new ports milk all them years ago when I met you, Rocky. Lazy and shot. Lazy ain't had you on his show six times to promote your music.
01:51:06
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Has
01:51:15
Speaker
he? Just heartbreaking. All right. Let's see if we can walk the dog tonight because it's storming outside. If was wrong, don't want to be right.
01:51:26
Speaker
You can have him. You know what? you know what i've You can have him. I have plenty of other superstars in my corner. Rocky was just one of them. I'm like Paul Heyman.
01:51:37
Speaker
i can I can drop a guy and still be fouled at the end of the day.
01:51:44
Speaker
Yeah. it's It's an honor to be a Glick guy. Until I don't need to anymore.
01:51:54
Speaker
a I'm just saying. I shouldn't say stuff like that because there's people out there that watch these shows and they're going to be like, ah see I told you, clicks an asshole.
01:52:06
Speaker
He said that he only keeps people around as long as he needs them.
01:52:14
Speaker
Damn it. I have a
01:52:21
Speaker
heavy of superstars now. They're like the godfathers. Now, now, there's only one thing on left to do.
01:52:33
Speaker
We've all seen the golfers. be You know what I'm got money else when you come with you Somebody get me Vinnie Knuckles in the snowman on the line. I gotta have something dealt with.
01:52:48
Speaker
Gonna put some horses' heads in some people's bed stuff. Horses' heads, some concrete shoes. Oh, I could be that guy.
01:52:58
Speaker
Maybe you go out for work one morning and start your car and boom! Oh, no. I got it. Yeah. I got it.
01:53:10
Speaker
This is why I like you. I appreciate you, sir. pat yeah
01:53:19
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Oh, Sarge, nothing. just just Just dealing with betrayal and disappointment. I'm little.
01:53:31
Speaker
and And he hasn't had all his shots, so be careful. You'll get something. You'll get something. You're going to catch something. What's going on, MoDog?
01:53:43
Speaker
How you doing, Sarge? MoDog, what's good?
01:53:50
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yeah them they won't even They won't even show their faces on here tonight.
01:53:57
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Yeah, I showed my face. I'm about to be drinking Coke and penicillin instead drinking. did you shaman Shaman, we made it very clear. You you were you were just as much a victim in this situation as anybody else. I've seen in those matches how many times Jedi turned his back and attacked you. You had an opportunity become the champion.
01:54:28
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you had an opportunity to become the champion And Jedi turned his back and attacked you and then sicked his new attack dog, Broccoli, on you last night so that he can win that championship.
01:54:44
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Yeah, it was definitely a conspiracy going on fired against own dog
01:54:55
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going on.
01:54:58
Speaker
Not the betrayal, just the disappointment.
01:55:05
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Yeah, it just hurts. You know, just hurts. Yeah, man. I feel like Shaman, I feel like we're good guys. we We took care of Rocky and and and and and Jedi respectfully on our on our own individual shows.
01:55:18
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We propped them up. We elevated them. We made sure they were they were taken care of. They were they were basically made men. and And this is what we get in return.
01:55:32
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See? see like now he's still he's still he's still trying to He's still trying to do it. He's still trying to do it. Tune in next Tuesday on Glick's House of Music where we where we do a memorial for for the musician formerly known as as as Rocky.
01:55:49
Speaker
Rock Lee. And we bury his music and tell the world how terrible it is and how bad it is. I think that's a good reason. It's meet children
01:56:04
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MoDog, we're not speaking to Rock or Jedi tonight. Good girl. yeah That stinks. My dog just did a fat shit. Shaman sounds like he's he's disappointed his Jedi sex
01:56:29
Speaker
No, my dog just took a fat shit and stunk really bad. just Did you leave in the neighbor's yard? Yeah. I don't pick that shit I did last night because literally the dog took his shit and starts to walk off and they were pulling in the driveway. and i was like, all right. I'll pick it up.
01:56:47
Speaker
I think if I had a neighbor whose dog was shitting in my yard, I would just go shit in the neighbor's yard.
01:56:53
Speaker
I don't really give a fuck. I've i've come out with dog shit in my yard. I'm like, oh, look, a dog shit in my yard. and Then I just get in my car and I leave. Not a big deal. yeah yeah well You know what? I got to be honest with you. I take back what I just said. I don't give a fuck about dog shit in my yard.
01:57:08
Speaker
As long as it's not like, you know, like if it's like if they're like walking it down the sidewalk or something like that, and it's not like in my backyard where I spend time, you know what I mean?
01:57:19
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's different. If I don't have a dog. Like I want a bunch of dog shit in my backyard. You know what I mean? Yeah. And I mean, I do have dogs, so I don't really care, you know?
01:57:31
Speaker
I don't have any kids playing in the front yard, so it don't matter. What is this? is that something you did, Pat? Oh, it is something you did, Pat. say what is What is that, Pat? What's going on here?
01:57:47
Speaker
I'm sorry. um question I'm just kidding. No, you're good. I didn't know if you were if you were trying to do something. I was just like, what the heck?
01:57:57
Speaker
No, I'm not doing anything. I'm sitting Pat's over here. Trying to promote his OnlyFans. Pat over here. Dude, you got to get a bucket hat to go with your glasses, man. A little Hunter S. Thompson shit going on. Get you a bucket hat. It would be my bad girl.
01:58:16
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oh
01:58:20
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We'll be you here, Mandy.
01:58:24
Speaker
Bucket hats. may worship Take a big fat shit right in the neighbor's backyard. I'm not bringing you up. You bring yourself up. I'm not bringing you up.
01:58:39
Speaker
I'm not bringing you up. Bring yourself up. Oh, boy. I know you can hear me.
01:58:50
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I know you hear me.
01:58:54
Speaker
Jedi won't show his face tonight. Pussy. That's what Kayla said. Pussy. Where you at, Jedi? at, Jedi? Oh, I'm a champ. I'm a champ. You a clown.
01:59:12
Speaker
i mean you know I mean, we are the tag team champs too, though. you know No, you're not. We took those from you guys. Did you? I thought we took them back. you guys want them well last i've seen last i've seen i don't know i don't know how deep the betrayal went but last i've seen is that that wally and i that wally and i took the our rightful places tag team champs i think like he gave you like a permanent injury or something and now gonna be wrestling
01:59:45
Speaker
yeah What do you want? hey hey there. Hey there, Glick. Glick, non-fysical nonsense. What up, Judas? What up, Judas? Network. worked How are you guys? Sorry, I can't do it.
02:00:06
Speaker
wife not pay too network that I decided to join i wanted to make sure that you do that everything you've said has been hurtful and my friends have abandoned me and they have left me and sir at night if you get a chance to run, you should run as quick as you can.
02:00:31
Speaker
Simon, I can't believe that you played the victim card, too. How did you do that? You brought this on yourself. You went on another street.
02:00:42
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You brought shame and embarrassment to the nonsensical family. just completely But you did bring a lot of pride and joy to the Shaman show.
02:00:55
Speaker
I did. I did. Millions and millions of viewers tuning in to watch Glick lose his fucking titles because he's overpowered on that game for some reason.
02:01:08
Speaker
Although I will say that fatal four-way ladder match.
02:01:13
Speaker
The absolute destruction that I was throwing on everybody. I don't know why anybody was saying that there's a conspiracy theory or that. ah There's no way.
02:01:27
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and There's the other co-conspiracist. Jedha. what's going on, boss? How you doing, man? The champ is in the fucking building.
02:01:43
Speaker
We're here to the rumors. You suck. The people are speaking. Calm down. Calm down. All right. All right. they They're here. They're here. They know. They know.
02:01:54
Speaker
Well, unfortunately, you know, being the. Being the godfather that I am. and The former champ? The former champ, yeah. oh the first we don't we don't We don't keep a lot of problems around. i do want to come clean. I'm to come clean. I'm going to come clean. I definitely try the self and the like special guest referee.
02:02:17
Speaker
i was like yeah i was gonna swing it one way and uh i couldn't figure out the fucking controls because i've never played back yeah he tried he tried to make you win like you need all the help you can get i tried to write my wrongs to come by the way fix my wrong of sending you the AI-generated thing that Otto made you lose to save your fragile ego and it didn't work. Do you need me to send you some money for postage to send those belts to me?
02:02:45
Speaker
You got to get them. but I think we did lose that one, though. I think we did lose that one. Currently, you guys are the tag team champs. You're also the United States champ. Yes, he's the United States champ. America! America!
02:03:01
Speaker
thanks Glick is the NXT champion or the North he island American champion. More shenanigans and more betrayal that went down after I left.
02:03:14
Speaker
No, no, no, no, no shenanigans. I swear, all of it is AI generated. This is something control. No, no, just like last week was AI generated, even though I kept calling you out because i was telling you, I know you're playing your character because it keeps popping up on the screen for the prompts for you to hit the reversal. Press triangle, press triangle, press triangle.
02:03:35
Speaker
Nah, I was eight ah You could watch the Lazy and Shaman show back. No triangles were present. That's true. That is true. I can testify to that. and When he was the guest referee, he was trying to help you, and we almost kicked him off the show because of it.
02:03:51
Speaker
yeah I got kicked off in the show for trying to help Glick win the titles back. I did not, and you do the controls, and I got banned. I got thrown out of the ring. At one point in time during that tag team match, he was whooping both of our asses outside the ring.
02:04:07
Speaker
exactly know that That was not purposeful. Don't try to turn my boss against me. You were not backstage. Yes. Yes. Jedi. Jedi is bottom.
02:04:18
Speaker
yes yes jedi jedi is a bottom He might try to tell you power bottom, but he's a little simple bottom. Wait, if I'm the bottom, then how come you're the one that got pinned? i don't get it. That's true. That is very true. I counted it myself. yeah Rock walking down to the corner for his daddy. But I'll tell you what, Glick, Glick, look, for the sake of our brotherhood, for the fellow yetis we are,
02:04:51
Speaker
Well, first and foremost, that's another story because we're not putting that easy. That's like calling and sha in the n-word. So thanks for dropping a racial slug. I'm a Sasquatch, not a Yeti. Did he just drop a Y-bomb on you? Did he just drop a fucking Y-bomb, bro?
02:05:12
Speaker
Not even with the hard eye? Yetis are just Canadian. That's fucked up. All I'm saying is just like the board... at tko i seem to have some connection with the decisions that are made so i'm gonna give you your rematch next week on the lazy and shaman show oh yeah brother you're gonna get your rematch consider it a gift from your from your brother rock just for you blink because you're not even the number one contender anymore so he used the hard r on that too because he said brother
02:05:50
Speaker
yeah You know what want you to do, Rocky? know what I want you to do, Rocky? want you rock here i want you to go buy an Xbox X, and I want you to get to wrestle WWE 2K25. And we'll do this like Ben. We won't let AI settle this. We'll let we'll get skills on the on the Xbox, on the game console, settle this.
02:06:16
Speaker
I even gave you a title opportunity shot in the Royal Rumble, didn't I? I put him in a Royal Rumble. And I will put my giant character in the ring against ah the entire shot. was done know whats Royal Rumble was fucking funny, though, because Lazy jumped in and then he jumped up.
02:06:37
Speaker
he jumped I got you knocked out immediately. immediately i knew i called it before. I was like, I'm going out in like two seconds. They grabbed me and threw my ass right out of that fucker. I thought they were walking around all those houses. By the way, Glick, I brought an olive branch of peace. I'm wearing my special Sasquatch hat for you, buddy. I just want to jump on tonight. I'm still watching the show. I'm still backstage. But I just wanted to give Glick his props.
02:07:03
Speaker
Let him know that his brother is still looking out for him. Next week, don't worry. You'll get your chance. I'll even play you. I'll tip the... He's not even hiding his corruption.
02:07:16
Speaker
i'll even play as you i'll i i'll tip the fate the ski the i'll take na and na no he's not even hiding his corruption No, no, no, no. I'm a villain now. I've decided. i said That's what I said last night. He's a regular old Netanyahu over here. Now, Mandy has abandoned me. I've been abandoned.
02:07:39
Speaker
I no longer can't. Do you guys really want to be known... as as cheaters, as not real champions. as um The ref was trying to cheat in your favor, and we still won. We're the true champions. That is very true. The ref was cheating my favor. Yeah, he was cheating in your favor, and we still won. We have every belt. You need to start mailing those. You know, quit wasting time podcasting. You need to package them belts up and you need to mail him. We haven't even gotten to you yet, Jedi.
02:08:13
Speaker
Yeah, you couldn't get to me because I pinned your ass. You had the opportunity to win the championship. You attacked him and then climbed the ladder and then sicked your mutt rocky on him and so that you could win. You screwed over a Shaman.
02:08:32
Speaker
You did. We're the tag team champs. We're the tag team champs. Hey, hey, hey, hey, he didn't screw over Shaman. That was all part of the plan. Oh, yeah. In return, Shaman got a rigged United States Championship match. You know, if you were familiar with wrestling, you would know that, but I know it's your first time watching, so. Oh, no, I'm very familiar. and i i know I don't know about that.
02:08:56
Speaker
shaman you were just as much as a victim as i was and that's why i'm not mad at you shaman you're the only stand-up guy out of this group you know what victims never win quit playing the victim and i am standing up right now too so i keep yeah she yeah you let me down bro because you were talking about glicck last night worry about drew a shot i got you a sp don't you worry and here you hey i told glick i told the minute he's in the shadow of this ass no listen listen i told glick tonight on stream that that we offered you no i offered you five times what glick was paying you okay
02:09:37
Speaker
So i I already stood up and said that. Right. And then he he offered to pay a million times. So yes salman yes he doesn't have that kind of money. Shaman's a man. You're damn right. You're damn right.
02:09:51
Speaker
But it's it's the lazy shaman show versus the nonsensical network. I had to do what I had to do. And I can respect that as a man. I got you two bumble fucks down there on the bottom of the panel telling all kinds of stories and situations and excuses.
02:10:09
Speaker
My heart's broken. I loved you guys. but Sorry, I'm trying to listen to you, book but I was looking around for a fuck to go. Now I know i know i know know how the godfather felt and when he was betrayed and he had and he had to unalive everybody. And now I understand what I have to do. Well, I'm going piss on your pine cone collection.
02:10:29
Speaker
and i don learn bro That's dirty. That's fucking dirty. That's Good luck pissing on my pinecone collection. They're protected by an army of squirrels. Yep, and lizards. Bro, you know how long you've been collecting those pine cones?
02:10:45
Speaker
I have an army. I have an entire army of squirrels that'll die for me. Squirrels are the only loyal mammal left. I spent the 10 years training them and raising their sons.
02:10:59
Speaker
Generations of squirrels. yes yes Yeah, just three generations of fucking trained squirrels that will attack. And if the squirrels can't get the job done... I gotta hit the road. I'm losing daylight.
02:11:11
Speaker
I'm gonna tell you what. Next week, Lazy Shaman Show rematch. Glick, you're welcome. That's a lazy shaman show. Imagine that Another screenshot. Friday night. Well, it just it gives you the tune a didn't you say that your your you said your show is rated number one over Glick? You said something like that last night. I don't know why you acted all sideways. I know. yeah say that glick trying to put words in my mouth over here go somebody put so You How about you stop trying to throw my man shaman under the bus for your actions?
02:11:57
Speaker
no no like um You know i wouldn't say that swore he said something but glick i know we justlo tokens he could have sworn you didn't cheat, right? I mean, it's all to say. It's just me and you, buddy. We need a new black bag.
02:12:18
Speaker
Can't we all just get him home? No. Just to eat. If my army of squirrels can't get the job done, then I'm sending in The special forces and you don't want them guys.
02:12:31
Speaker
The chipmunks are out of their fucking minds. The raccoons are my special forces. of raccoons Yeah, the crackcoons. Watch out. Watch out for the crackcoons. No, my CIA. the The chipmunks are my CIA.
02:12:46
Speaker
Chipmunks Intelligent Association. What up, Chaka? Chaka chaka, look at full-ass Cholo with his sunglasses on his It's not even night there yet. What are
02:13:05
Speaker
you doing? He took them off real quick. He realized it too. Yeah, I was like, shit, I left my inner Cholo and I got to take these off real quick. What's up?
Humor in Everyday Life
02:13:19
Speaker
luck So what's up? I just got done robbing a gas station to get some models.
02:13:31
Speaker
la
02:13:38
Speaker
up, sir? Pat Knight. I've been on the street with you. um don't know if those lazies are here, but i met you before. Yeah, that's cool, man. I'm going to say it was here. You've been on my stream. pat don't think pat has been on our stream i don't even know who guys are don't think you can hear us no i'm so glad to have one of you guys that's all that matters in the end yeah i think it was here maybe we all we all met here over here lazy shaman what's cracking what's going on bro haven't seen it a while
02:14:13
Speaker
yeah man I was going to jump on yesterday, but then I went to the casino and and won a little bit of money. I was like, I'll stay out later. hell yeah So winning money is more important than watching the Lazy Shaman show?
02:14:24
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, whatever. you know Use some of that money and give us super chats. Oh, wait, we're not monetized. Never mind. That's okay. thanks Money signs, Shaman says. Let me stream this to my channel. and see
02:14:43
Speaker
I do this anymore. I can't keep it simple because if you've ever seen my show, my comedy is a little bit and I don't want to overstep my bounds sometimes. I don't think there is any boundaries here.
02:14:56
Speaker
Well, I'll ever you this. If you offend me, I'll send you back. And if you get offended, that's not my problem. if you offend me i'll applaud because i've been a long time since i've ever been offended yeah yeah i don't remember the last time i heard about you had a video game oh wait i'm offended i see glick now i'm offended by that but unless we're talking you're not hurting my feelings so thank yeah Sometimes Pat just wants to come and hang out, man. I like that.
02:15:28
Speaker
That's a cool dude, man. he does this He does his live streams, and then he he'll shout us out. and you know i think ah you know you might We got to drop Pat's link. I don't know if I'm subscribed to him. you guys might You might subscribe to all these guys, Pat, but the only one here that subscribes to you is me.
02:15:46
Speaker
Well, I need his link so I can subscribe. What up, that guy? Because I'm better than them, Pat. Hey, hey, Mitch, that's the only one who gets to see my link. whoa oh boy and i bet it's a beast isn't it jack's is that jack's beef link is that what that is um what you look at pro vi you a younger mongolid brother
02:16:15
Speaker
need to get that guy up here we'll get we'll get the show taken down quick Some guys walk up and put it in walk up, boys.
02:16:26
Speaker
Blake, are you going to drop Pat's link so that we can all subscribe to his channel? I'm on my phone. and I can't press it anyway. Why doesn't Pat drop his link?
02:16:37
Speaker
I see no links. I'm on the X-spear, man. I'm hanging out with the people on X tonight. Hold on. I got to go to... oh talk about Trader. Talk about Trader.
02:16:51
Speaker
I'm on my stream on X because I can't see the chat from X. You've abandoned your YouTube community. We got to start doing that, bro, because as far as we know, people interact like crazy on Twitter.
02:17:03
Speaker
Yeah, they used to a lot, actually. I used to jump in with them. We'll get one real quick, and stream it on YouTube. That's why we don't get as many views as we used to. We never pay attention to our X viewers.
02:17:15
Speaker
I just got to jump over because i'm I've got more Xs to that.
02:17:21
Speaker
It's X-rated. It's X-rated. I'm on a live stream. wow livestream i've got I've got it and in my post.
02:17:35
Speaker
Yeah, I should delete that because fuck Jedi and fuck broccoli.
02:17:42
Speaker
hrsey brookcley heart man hole yeah hey You You got Mr. EDM combat remixes onhinged right now but
02:18:01
Speaker
There of need and it guy I'm going drop it, Pat. but these these Jedi won't follow you. Shaka will, but jenna won't Jedi won't. Jedi's a scumbag. Yeah, that's why I keep them on the show to balance it out. I'm such a good person, you know.
02:18:19
Speaker
Final boss mode, my ass. Dude, you're like the first fighter in Mike Tyson's punch out back in the day. What's his name? Glassjaw Joe or something? Yeah, yeah I think it was something like that.
02:18:32
Speaker
Glass Joe. Glass Joe, yeah.
02:18:37
Speaker
Mike Tyson Punch-Out. First fight. He called you a white guy. Just remember that, Rocky. He called you white
02:18:54
Speaker
guy. I can't even make a thumbnail that fast anymore.
02:19:02
Speaker
Well, just found out today that Glick doesn't draw his own. Yeah, Glass Joe. Glass Joe was the first fighter. That's Rocky. Rocky acted like he's somebody. Acting like he's a champ. Acting like he's a final boss. You a first fo you a first boss, bro.
02:19:24
Speaker
Like a boss. What up, K2?
02:19:32
Speaker
see got to do light and camera with the cell phone, you know? What's up?
02:19:43
Speaker
Yeah, to refresh. No, you made them properly to reality. Because in reality, if you put me in the ring with all of you, I'm tossing you all. ah What were you guys, what was that last night? what we got It was some wrestling game or something? Yeah, WWE
02:20:03
Speaker
something i don't know what year he has oh everybody was playing or or no he well he he claims he was doing simulations
02:20:16
Speaker
he claims who was a who was playing the game well he he created characters he made me wally shaman jedi and himself he's supposed to be doing He's supposed to be doing characters of everybody.
02:20:32
Speaker
Like, that oh Pat, ah you, Mandy, Kayla, like everybody that's that related to the network and whatnot in some way, shape, or form. And then he's going to put us all in a Royal Rumble.
02:20:47
Speaker
that's to be cool. Well, I won the title last night, and then me and Shaman won the Tag Team Champion. And then Shaman won the United States Championship. And then merk Lick went home crying.
02:20:58
Speaker
mill i would in The ultimate betrayal. I'm done talking about it. I don't want to talk about it anymore. see He's going to cry again. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Broccoli is dead to me.
02:21:10
Speaker
He just said you was. he used a hard R again. He said you was my brother, Glick. Yep. I'm going to do what your daddy did all them years ago.
02:21:22
Speaker
and Go get a gallon of milk and a pack Newports. do soon Yeah, but you're lactose intolerant. Welcome to Glick's new show where I tell you how bad Rock Lee's music is. It's called Glick Says Rocky Sucks.
02:21:36
Speaker
Then next week's episode, Rock Lee Sucks. Welcome to Glick's House of Music. Tonight's show is all about Rock Lee and he sucks. And his music is ass. Don't listen.
02:21:51
Speaker
And then he plays his music. I don't play his music, but I tell all kinds of horrible truths about Rock like things that he's the things that he has done to farm animals sexually yeah but they liked it yeah but those are the farm animals that already turned glick down so that's why he's mad oh i don't i don't i don't i don't socialize with farm animals those are the funny most animals those are the fun animals that click gli could catch numbers
02:22:23
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was
02:22:27
Speaker
this This is a special report from... did You can't stay down in my neck of the woods. That shit really happens. Glick's dating app that he's on is called Plenty of Sheep in the Bar.
02:22:37
Speaker
not dating that. yeah
02:22:41
Speaker
branule and did she glix'x dating app that he's on is called plenty of sheep in the bar d that
02:22:54
Speaker
It's wild. That was the same dating app I met your mom on.
02:22:59
Speaker
And she swiped left or right. I don't know which way you're supposed to. I don't know. This is really a dead end conversation. It really is. I don't know about dating apps. I've i' been married before they even came out. What the fuck is happening to the screen?
02:23:16
Speaker
what What is that? What did you do? and didn't do anything. So I hit stream to my channel and this popped up. Is that something new? Oh, are you are you doing portrait or whatever it is? Vertical? landscape tor load child I mean, I'm landscape if that's what you're asking. Let me remove that.
02:23:41
Speaker
I don't see anything happening. I don't see anything happening. mind know There's a whole new window of us. just Yeah, right? OK, so I'm not losing my mind. oh Oh, I'm just watching the stream. I was just watching the stream. I took it I don't know there. It doesn't happen on the stream. The stream was fine. It was just the panel here. was just like we had a vertical version of us.
02:24:05
Speaker
Yeah. i didn't know if somebody restreamed we all look slimmer for a little bit so i know i felt really skinny is that you chocolate that did that you could oh it wasn't it wasn't portrait mode and put it back on landscape i don't know why but i don't know why it showed up on here though yeah i just said you can yeah that's kind of weird i think i could have i think i could have hidden that i think that's so he can control the portrait mode i guess a lot of people are doing the portrait mode on their live streams on youtube and i don't know if it's just me or what but that is that is hard to watch it's i agree i don't like it i don't like it right well they're making it more like a tiktok live yeah yeah yeah i don't watch tiktok so i don't know where's the angry canadian which angry canadian he's he's still angry we have no angry canadian lady lazy lazy wants to push his buttons
02:25:02
Speaker
The only Canadian yeah that we have is really anger at me still is is is James, and he is about the the happiest, friendliest, most retarded-est. I don't think he knows how to be angry.
02:25:15
Speaker
James is great, man. Fuck my life.
02:25:23
Speaker
What about your wife?
02:25:27
Speaker
think he gave you permission, Shaman.
02:25:31
Speaker
No, the fucking Cavs are in danger of going down 3-0. You'll
02:25:38
Speaker
you be okay? yeah Well, don't worry. The one thing you don't have to worry about is Jordan and the Bulls coming in. oh it's only the fourth quarter. Never count Jordan out. He might just come out of retirement just for that.
02:25:54
Speaker
No, it's the Eastern Conference Finals, Cavs versus Knicks game three. um No, I didn't think the Cavs were going to get to this point. um So I'm not – I mean, it sucks when your team loses, but I'm not that disappointed. The Knicks are hot, man.
02:26:12
Speaker
What a good thing is. Which one of you think is the hottest?
02:26:20
Speaker
On the Knicks? I got look. I got to look and see who's the who's the who's the hottest on the Knicks. Let's see the roster here. ah Probably Jalen Brunson.
02:26:35
Speaker
I take that back. Not so much. was going to say you heard that, Jalen. What up, Jalen Brunson? i mean I mean, he's he's he's no James Harden or Donovan Mitchell, but I mean, he's all right.
02:26:50
Speaker
Trying to get you a date. You're fucking it up right now. But I mean, if you met him on plenty of sheep in the barn, you'd definitely tap that. I mean, I don't know. don't know why he'd be on plenty of sheep. Because he's a goat fucker?
02:27:04
Speaker
well Well, if he's a goat fucker, he wouldn't on be on plenty of sheep. He'd be on loads of goats. Boat loads of goat loads. Boat loads of goat loads. Boat Boat loads of goats.
02:27:20
Speaker
fuck boatloads of goat loads but loads of goats
02:27:29
Speaker
the specific board I had a 65-year-old lady pull old Colt revolver on me at work the other night. was waiting for a bang.
02:27:41
Speaker
pop You better watch out waiting for that bang to pop out. Don't you take my card from me? How? like 38-0 in the women's division.
02:27:54
Speaker
don't you take my call for me how like thirty eightin knowing the women's division What up, Michelle? um I don't know am, Chaka.
02:28:07
Speaker
I haven't done a live stream in a minute, so got to get those out.
02:28:15
Speaker
I hope you gifted one of me, man. I don't know. Get that to your to your YouTube channel? Yeah. You get 10 free a month. Did you guys know that? What? No, because we're not. not familiar with that I don't even know what that is. not I don't even think we can do membership. If you have a membership set up, you can do 10 free a month. I just forgot about mine this month.
02:28:37
Speaker
I may have to holler at you and figure out how to do that. I wonder why you always give them out. go to your Go to your YouTube stream like you're watching it, and then go down like you're going to gift a membership, and it'll it'll pop up if you have it. It'll say send five memberships. You do five at a time. Oh, yeah. don't think we have that.
02:28:57
Speaker
You gotta set up memberships first and then you can give them. How do you know Shaman? We've never been monetized. We can't do that. Listen, bro, I'm Shaman. I just know things.
02:29:08
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Okay.
02:29:12
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Every time I get... What was that?
02:29:19
Speaker
Every time you get my, your mic, i your your mic works so good on your stream. And then when you're on here, your mic is like straight. all the Go into StreamYard and see if you got the right mic selected.
02:29:34
Speaker
Yeah, because StreamYard always wants to select my website. they always ah just do whatever the fuck they want.
02:29:42
Speaker
You know, Eddie, that's out of line. Jedi does. It might be out line, but it's true.
02:29:49
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still he likes people facials
02:29:53
Speaker
what do you got going on with these gif things on on your channel uh click uh so i guess i guess where where where let's try this one where those that sounds better talk again you know like when you're on tiktok live you know how you can like send people gifts or people can send you gifts So apparently they can do that, but there's also super chat. So you can send super chat. So your chat jumps right to the front of the line.
02:30:21
Speaker
So I just throw in a random ass fucking goal just to throw it in there. um But I, I, I, I apparently, apparently muddied up the waters and pissed off people by saying,
02:30:38
Speaker
you know Saturday nights, the highest super chatter can co-host on one of the week's shows, whether whatever show they want. um I have to correct myself because Wally hates you guys. Wally hates the fans and everybody who watches him. He doesn't watch him.
02:30:55
Speaker
can co-host on his show. so i have to I have to edit that and say that the highest super chatter of the night, um if if if given that they're there,
02:31:06
Speaker
can co-host on either Glick's House of Music or Glick's Comedy Lounge or maybe even Cassius' Corner. i can I like Glick's Comedy Lounge.
02:31:18
Speaker
I can cross boundaries on Cassius' show because I'm his dad and I still make the rules. And or Saturday night, if you want to be a co-host on Saturday night. So that's kind of what I'm offering up right now for Super Chats. If anybody drops the largest amount.
02:31:33
Speaker
they can co-host on a show of their choice. That's not a show that Wally hosts. I get to co-host for free usually. so I wish you'd let me get it on the panel Saturday night. That'd be cool.
02:31:44
Speaker
Yeah, I wish I could get up here. Well, you know what? You can get here. We you know we used to have, apparently, according to some people, Glick doesn't like diversity. And I'm speaking about myself in a third person. However, I have an outlet. I thought you were talking about the other Glick.
02:31:58
Speaker
just don't talk about yourself in the fourth person that'd be very currently on my fourth third but fifth whatever i currently have an albino a black shaman a solo and hunter h hearse thompson whatever on my show this is backcountry okay this is not diversity i don't know what diversity is broccoli and my My son is screaming so loud right now. I almost jumped out of my chair. He's playing just playing a video game, but he was saying help. i was like My son does that too.
02:32:28
Speaker
He fucking screams some random shit when he's talking on Xbox Live, and I'm like, what the fuck's going on? What's going on, Wanda? Is there a home invasion?
02:32:41
Speaker
He's to have the call up to my house one day. Yeah. We got reports. I learned that I may have overstepped boundaries and and that Wally hates our fans. So um you cannot co-host. yeah He does. He does.
02:32:55
Speaker
He does. He really does. It's true. You didn't say anything wrong. and And I got to speak to Kayla because when and if o we could do our show tomorrow, potentially, maybe, probably not because we've done no research.
02:33:09
Speaker
I could probably pull it off. Minimal work. What's going on, everybody? What up? What up, Eddie? What's up, F-Joke?
02:33:23
Speaker
What up? What up, man? Not a whole lot. Chilling like a villain. Chilling like a villain. Chilling like a villain. You handle it.
02:33:38
Speaker
Wally's wrong. I'm right. I'm right. You're right. Okay. Mirac. Where you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Where you going?
02:33:51
Speaker
You going? Just excuse yourself. You washed up for me.
02:33:58
Speaker
Yeah, he does that all the time on his own fucking show too. At least he tells you guys, you know?
02:34:06
Speaker
It go wash. I think Mike's still fucked up, bro. was that the main one apparently it was whose mic is still up no I can't I can't hear you at all Pat oh wasn't talking oh no no I guess it's working I guess that was the problem you gotta talk I was trying to go into my settings because use I use OBS so I've got to change everything around other bullshit
02:34:39
Speaker
I thought he was just some AI character up there. Yeah. Sir Pat's not real. just an AI guy that I throw on the panel from time to time. Don't make no damn AI looks at this damn good.
02:34:53
Speaker
Shit.
02:34:56
Speaker
Don't you tell me what I can and can't do? I can work magic with this AI shit. That's Chad AI.
02:35:06
Speaker
Shut up to AI, man. Let's see what I can do with AI real quick. I got to really pay more attention. i know you're backstage. I seen you. I heard you come in.
02:35:18
Speaker
Hello. I felt you touch my leg. Well, I'm glad you were paying attention. is Had you not been paying attention. Oh.
02:35:30
Speaker
More than sex. What? What sex? What? Didn't say anything about that. when when did you a Hey, so question. Remember we talked about the Oba Peavy and Brock Lesnar match?
02:35:47
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Yep.
02:35:50
Speaker
And you had your thoughts and I had my thoughts. I don't remember my thoughts. And you thought Brock Lesnar would win. Oh, no, I picked Oba. I've got the papers.
02:36:02
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oh yeah we did we did we did yeah we did yes you're right you're right why did he come back okay so here's here's here's my here's my theory and my mindset uh brock came back absolutely decimated over monday night uh that that big fat goofy bastard paul hayman uh already had a contract signed and ready for clash Now the rumors were that Brock Lesnar was going to retire at SummerSlam.
02:36:38
Speaker
So we get the clash in Italy or the clash of Italy or whatever they're calling it. Brock over. Brock wins this match. Now they're tied at one apiece.
02:36:52
Speaker
The only way to settle said match is at SummerSlam, the biggest event of the summer. And that will be Brock's actual retirement match. And that will be the actual passing of the torch from Brock Lesnar to Oba as Oba being the next big thing, the next big man to really run the company.
02:37:13
Speaker
It kind of sounds scripted. it Well, it is. It's wrestling. What?
02:37:22
Speaker
rush hey Hey, Shaman, I'm going to whisper this to you so nobody else hears it. Wrestling's fake. Stop, bro. No, it's nice. welcome The storyline's fake. He'll go to the new UFC shit after he's done? yeah The storyline's scripted, but the moves are real.
02:37:41
Speaker
The moves are real as shit, man. And ain't none of us getting in the ring and doing what them cats do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We might do what they do, but we're not showing up five days later and doing it again.
02:37:54
Speaker
I'm going to get in the ring one time and I'm going to need like four five months off. yeah look some Sometimes when you act up, you know certain things are real in there, but essentially, yes, it's it's all a stunt show per se.
02:38:12
Speaker
Yeah, rights it's it's all about entertainment. you you They are athletes. I hate when people say that that they're not. Wrestlers are 100% athletes.
02:38:23
Speaker
um They train, they practice, they the matches are, you for the most part. the Listen, name listen it ah if a bowler is an athlete, I mean, well I mean, it's wrestling.
02:38:36
Speaker
Is that kind of wrestling the sport? I guess that's where they're they're at. Is it a sport? basketball is a sport, then wrestling is a sport. Yeah, you got a point there. I can't argue. They got break dancing as an Olympic sport. yeah so say i have somehow fallen into a wnba wormhole on youtube And I just want to shout out probably one of the baddest bitches in the WNBA. Sophie Cunningham is an absolute monster. And if you guys don't know who she is, just put in Sophie Cunningham, WNBA, and watch some of the reels and highlights. That bitch don't fucking play. And that is Kaitlyn Cart's homegirl.
02:39:19
Speaker
And these girls keep fucking with Kaitlyn Cart. and Sophie is out there whooping ass and taking names, dude. She is a monster, and she's a great baller, but she's also tough as fucking nails, man.
02:39:32
Speaker
Jackie Young is actually from like 10 minutes away from where I live. Is she? Yeah, she's so good. Oh, and I know where you live. I don't know how to do it. My algorithm is Sophie Cunningham kicking bitches' asses. You want to come over break bread with me? I mean, what the fuck?
02:39:54
Speaker
Is it glue-free bread? Because I can't have gluten. Yeah, you can't have gluten.
02:40:02
Speaker
His vagina can't handle gluten. Yeah. My vagina is sensitive. ah Otherwise, I'll get an infection. Yeast infection.
02:40:16
Speaker
We do not want Shaman to get a yeast infection or any infection of any sort in his vagina. In his pussy. specific or busier however it's pronounced no she's from princeton that's actually where i work at it's only like five minutes away from where i live accident i know innoring and bad ah yeah man i got I will shout out Sophie Cunningham because she she's a dog in the streets, man. like She is an absolute dog, man. She's got no fucking... Dude, there was some bullshit calls from the referees and the referees were like... She was in a ref's face like, you ain't gonna call that? You ain't gonna call that fucking shit? You know it's dirty. You know that was a foul. And the ref just looked at her and shook their head no. And and she told that ref straight out, all right, run that shit. Like, she did. she's
02:41:07
Speaker
And she started fucking bitches up on the court. I was like, hell yeah. And then she's, not only was she fucking bitches up, but then she put up like 40-some points in an absolute blowout. I was like, fuck yeah, let's go.
02:41:19
Speaker
i don't even like the WNBA, but fucking Sophie Cunningham, that bitch is real, man. That's a bad bitch right there.
02:41:29
Speaker
I don't know what's going on with your background. but ah he said it He said they can't make AI look this pretty. i was like, there he is. Bam. What the fuck is that?
02:41:42
Speaker
He made AI that pretty. That's what he did.
02:41:49
Speaker
Made it that pretty, man. Made it. it's funny i don't know. This is this is about the... i mean I look like somebody's trying to rape me. yeah Well, at least you're running.
02:42:02
Speaker
possiblyably Look at that sexy bad beast. AI keeps telling me I need to get hand tattoos. That's what you're running from. Hello, I'm Glick.
02:42:15
Speaker
And Sir Pat is about to get it. On tonight's news. I guarantee I can run faster horny than some people can scared.
02:42:27
Speaker
yes On the next episode of Horny and Scared. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Pat runs from quick. I'm afraid.
02:42:40
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I'm Sir Pat Knight and i'm fast as fuck, boy. <unk>
02:42:48
Speaker
See, that's why I'd be a great partner on like Naked and Afraid. this you can run back I'd like keister and a lighter so we could bring something extra. I love it on Naked and Afraid when they always drink the water and then they end up having diarrhea for like fucking three days. or They're like, I'm dying.
02:43:07
Speaker
Yeah, you're on a third world you're in a third world country on an island and you drank the water. from the river, bro. Like, what the fuck do you think is going to happen? and he's so like dick So, like, there are day two, they're already butt naked. Now they got bug bites all over them, and they're just shitting lava everywhere. it's but I love it.
02:43:29
Speaker
Reminds me of my ah second mirror.
02:43:34
Speaker
All you'd hear is if you put that on my leg one more time, Pat Knight. Yeah.
02:43:42
Speaker
Are there snakes around here? yeah, there's snakes.
02:43:53
Speaker
They've been gone for a while. i think Glick went to go find them. Glick went to go get lazy. This is our show now.
02:44:05
Speaker
We're the captains now. We're the captain now. Look at me. Look at me. Get them all.
02:44:16
Speaker
Hey, Glick, did you find ah Lazy back there or no? Yeah, just flush him up. I'm just glad it only took me eight episodes to get my mic working. You know, right?
02:44:27
Speaker
Awesome.
02:44:29
Speaker
yeah I don't know what was up there, Mike. It was like you can just hear the beginning on the end of whatever you're saying. Okay, I wasn't worried about it.
02:44:40
Speaker
but I forget I have a most of the time. i had to change my over and set up for my podcast. Oh. Yeah, so I'd like to listen
02:44:52
Speaker
to me. Jay is a bitch.
02:44:59
Speaker
I think Lazy's taking... Lazy's over here taking a shit. That's why he can put little emojis in the chat because he's on the pooper. Taking a glick. No, I wasn't. was talking my wife. Well, you guys did come back pretty similar after.
02:45:15
Speaker
Shaking by his ears and Lazy, you got that. I just took a shit face. I wish. I could use a good shit right now. You still got some white stuff on your lips for minute.
02:45:26
Speaker
and I'm going to take you by supremely. Everything about me is white shaman. It's just my lips. no No, that's just my skin tone. That's my white privilege showing on my lips.
02:45:40
Speaker
okay Excuse me, sort Your privilege is showing? I get that. that whistle I used the hard W, too, and I said white. White.
02:45:51
Speaker
yeah White. White. There's too much white on the screen. I need to go Cholo. Whoa. Shock. guy Even when you're a Cholo, you're still my Brolo. That's all right, Shocker.
02:46:10
Speaker
hello a but that's all right chaka la oh Somebody at our Mexican restaurant asked me to refill them with tea. and I was just coming out of the restroom.
02:46:27
Speaker
but like I just got rid of all my tea. yeah ah You want some of this tea? I don't think you want this.
02:46:36
Speaker
meet Me by the dumpster in 10 minutes. say but That's Canadian. mingled by the dump that's how why That's how white privileges are. He he did a Mexican accent. but it was I doubled down on my white privilege. I went come Canadian.
Cultural Jokes and Identity
02:46:54
Speaker
We had
02:46:58
Speaker
the biggest landmass, eh? it's all really cold though you are definitely white that's a feed me hat hey
02:47:15
Speaker
cracker ass cracker honky ass honky Now you're the minority. Oh, Oh, shit.
02:47:27
Speaker
That means I can get into Harvard. so rva i was recently I was recently told that um honky is a friendly way to greet your friend, and cracker is an offensive way.
02:47:41
Speaker
Unless you're having chili, then cracker is the best to approach your friend. you know where the term honky came from? There's a derogatory term for white people. Honky talk? I'd like to know. not de not No, I really don't know.
02:47:55
Speaker
I really don't know. Back in the day, way before they pull up to to pick up people ah for you know things, you know the the housemaids or servants or whatever, they wouldn't get out of their car and show decency like a normal human person and go knock on the door. They would sit out there and honk their horn.
02:48:16
Speaker
so that's where honky comes from it's a derogatory term because they would be like oh the honkeys are here you know that's that's why they call us honkies yeah next time somebody honks out front of my house i'm gonna go outside and yell racist I feel like I'm going to have to myth bust this.
02:48:34
Speaker
I know, right? Pat, you get on that because I was saying the same thing. I was like, that sounds like bullshit. I never knew. I could be wrong. I could be wrong. I will fact check it. I don't even think my car has a horn.
02:48:48
Speaker
it's like i think Next thing, I think he's going to be like, my safe word is mayonnaise. so where Where does Honky Tonk come from? then because What dates back further?
02:48:59
Speaker
I thought it was something to do with honky-tonk for the term honky. That's all the white people listen to back then. He honky. He's a honky.
02:49:10
Speaker
What?
02:49:14
Speaker
Everybody, the term honky primarily originated in the early to mid-20th century as a derogatory slang term for white people popularized by black Americans.
02:49:25
Speaker
It's exact etymology is debated, but linguists and etymologists generally point to three districts. Hunky, European immigrants, the most accepted theory is that evolved from hunky, blah, blah, blah. The study of tamales.
02:49:48
Speaker
Honky Tonk, some trace to turn back to late 19th century Honky Tonk, CD bars, or music venues. See, that's what I thought it was. Patrons and cowboys frequently and frequently gathered at these venues. Honky emerges as a descriptor.
02:50:04
Speaker
were they hun For the for everybody else. Where's the hun yeah I know my home. I know my home. Okay. I know. my home yeah um gay the home case Okay.
02:50:20
Speaker
i a hogs i don' and then um another button grant and grammar grammar phobia whatever my he i gra hey host host That honky may not have originated with black American slang term a white person, that it actually originated with white people.
02:50:40
Speaker
So we needed our, so so this this this website that's clearly not ran by white people made it sound like we needed a derogatory term so we could be the victim. and leave it a like nobody come up with Nobody likes a victim. Nobody likes a victim. no We victimize ourselves. Hey, you guys call us us so we can be butthurt about it.
02:51:02
Speaker
feel like we're on Urban Dictionary. Well, that's that's your privilege. you know You get to decide what the word you get called. Yeah, grammar phobias.
02:51:13
Speaker
I don't know, man. That's just what I heard. I'm not i'm not telling you guys 100% it's correct or not. That's just what I was told by, you know. Your ancestors passed it down. Your ancestors passed the story through the family. Yeah, that's what I was told
02:51:33
Speaker
um Black folks in the South when when jokingly they called me a honky. And I was like, where did that even come from? Because I don't understand how that's derogatory.
02:51:45
Speaker
so Yeah, exactly. Do you know it's funny any minority that has a you know, disparaging term for them. They know what it is. No matter who says that I'm a honky once and she was like, what the fuck did you just call me like you're I wish I wish instead of I wish instead of honky. They said honker that way you can say, did you see honker with a hard R?
02:52:07
Speaker
um ah You better say honker. Honker please. You're right. Yeah, like like Chaka's real name is Chalker.
02:52:19
Speaker
But we we know that. yeah
02:52:28
Speaker
I'm calling him Chalker for the rest of his life now. I'm not offended by cracker or honky or anything like that. I'm offended by the fact that people that other ethnicities don't think that we season our food. I'm offended by the way you pronounce that word. Maybe some people don't.
02:52:45
Speaker
But I know that I season i season my food. I put salt and pepper on that. What are you talking about? It don't matter if you're black or white. The only thing I use salt on is french fries. The only thing I use pepper on is eggs.
02:53:00
Speaker
What's the deal with mayonnaise? Do white people eat a lot of mayonnaise? Yes, I love mayonnaise. I don't eat mayonnaise. don't like mayonnaise. I think it's gross. Mayonnaise is amazing. to Get the fuck out of here. Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise.
02:53:11
Speaker
Unkar, please. You know you like some mayonnaise. It's like black people kryptonite. It's like blacks are not putting their fucking battery in ah and a smoke detector. Okay. it was I don't remember whose stream it was on. I told him, I was like, I feel like a cannibal when I eat mayonnaise. I'm like, why? was like, because it looks just like me.
02:53:29
Speaker
Oh, Lord have mercy. So what do you do when you eat crackers?
02:53:34
Speaker
Add a little mayonnaise. Oh, hi, dear. Hi. Hello. It's like breaking spaghetti in front of an Italian. Oh, dude. that's That's pretty bad. You can't do that.
02:53:47
Speaker
Look, man, I thought I knew a little bit about a little bit when it came to Italian food until I had my buddy in high school um who was full-blooded Italian, and I got invited to Sunday sunday dinner. And Sunday dinner starts Because the sauce, not the gravy, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry if you're listening. to great but yeah the gravy The gravy starts cooking at 6 o'clock morning. Sauce Sunday, just sounds bad.
02:54:16
Speaker
And the gravy ain't done. want some of my Sunday sauce? Yeah. I always broke my skeddy because it didn't fit in the pan if you didn't. but Exactly. yeah But you got to put it in there and let it get. I learned i learned that day. No, and no, no, no, no. I learned a lot. Now I can hand batter you some gravy. How do you pronounce that name in the chat?
02:54:41
Speaker
ah new i hear ah Jeff. Jeff. i i judge deb her pat tff I don't know if those are hieroglyphics or if that's Arabic. think that's Morse code.
02:54:58
Speaker
her I think those are winged beings. Actually, you just pronounced it perfectly, Gleick. Do you guys want me to translate? Yes, please do. I don't know, but hey, dear. though That name means...
02:55:15
Speaker
ah You racist fuck, I'm not Arabic. Anybody in the audience, if you're wondering, yes. The thong matches the shirt.
02:55:26
Speaker
thoughts nine translate the arabia that that That name means Copenhagen Live. Copenhagen life. life about Copenhagen life.
02:55:37
Speaker
Yeah, like Copenhagen life. Yeah, okay. so that's I'm not a pilot. It looks like there's a hard R at the end. Just translated it. Oh, shit. What time is it?
02:55:47
Speaker
I forgot I got to go to bed. Oh, not bad. Not bad. I got like 18 more minutes. And then it's
02:55:59
Speaker
this good but is work I got a double tomorrow. very good but being you'll be him on with you more Yeah. yeah um You didn't have no problem staying up last night?
02:56:13
Speaker
Well, yeah. No, actually, we did. Me and Sean were both like, about I'm fucking going fall asleep on streaming. My angry outburst and you're forgiven. and umm I knew you didn't mean it. It's okay.
02:56:31
Speaker
I know. i was It was just anger. I'm angry. I'm still not. I'm still hurt, Shaman. You get it. How can you be angry wearing a Hawaiian shirt? but Hashtag rage, you know?
02:56:42
Speaker
yeah i apologize for my ex shaman understands shaman understands he's he gets the only truth somebody didn't fill up their pocket snacks you know i would say shaman's two-faced but it doesn't have a single face right here in shock yeah baby snacks you can get a snickers fun size right there you gotta get yeah you gotta to get the pocket snacks going I was looking for Chaka, but he was too busy robbing a convenience store and getting Modellos. You look like Lunchable guy me. looks like a Lunchable guy?
02:57:15
Speaker
know which who who looks like a lunchible guy Everyone. We all look like, but well, lazy literally looks like a lunchable guy. clickck How dare you? How dare you, Jack? Like I bet lazy. If you if you damage a yeah you have a lunchable right there, is it because he's white? Cause he looks like a,
02:57:39
Speaker
It comes in the knows what's up shut up. like i got my lunch. got ham, cracker, cheese and potato salad in the side.
02:57:58
Speaker
fuck in love with ballard yeah the potatoes zone good what je i je i on the outside i'm happy But on the inside, I'm sad tonight.
02:58:11
Speaker
Wow. On the inside, I'm bored. Oh, Jesus Christ. did Did you eat something bad, Blick, or what? was i i was i was betrayed and and hurt by two of my closest friends.
02:58:24
Speaker
Oh, man, that's just a that um Tuesday night for me, buddy. Yeah. Just because we has have that. But this happened on Friday. so He's so mad that we have the belts now.
02:58:37
Speaker
No. It's not even that. It's not even that. if would if would have been It would have been straight up and no fuckery and shenanigans. i'd have been like Yeah, you know, Brock tried to help the network, but we still persevered. No, he didn't. That's how bad your defeat is. It wasn't even a straight up loss. It was like the odds were skewed in your favor. No, they weren't. I see what he did. Jedi, you screwed over your best friend.
02:59:04
Speaker
You're ride or die. You're co-host on Friday nights. You need to be humbled. your Your ego is getting too out of control, so I just had to pin you. Do you think that's going humble my ego? Have you ever met my ego?
02:59:15
Speaker
I'll pin that again, too, for the double-checking camp. Have you met my ego? You think my ego can't be humbled? I mean, even that fucking Hawaiian shirt cannot contain your ego.
02:59:28
Speaker
No, it cannot. but I mean, it makes the ego look good, though. i'm just saying I'm just saying. um Although I do miss the warmth of your beard, Glick, okay? I'll say that.
02:59:40
Speaker
think Continue missing it because now Shaman's moved in. oh yeah that be dragon That's why there's less white in your beard. Shaman with Glick's beard. Now it's magical.
02:59:53
Speaker
I thought you had you know hair color for men, but it's just Shaman moved in. That's why there's no white hair anymore. Shaman said Shaman moved in, so let me take care of this for you. Don't get rid of all of it.
03:00:04
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So don't get rid of all of it. I hope you know up here the the property value went down since he moved in. No, no. Actually, the property value went up because it showed that this neighborhood is dia diverse.
03:00:15
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We welcome all. Mm-hmm. the person a gang shaka and just that like since ah i gotta go travel all night go i gotta go get a be back chocolate will not fit in the neighborhood he's too good
03:00:36
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tonight night should refill the whole six bag these these next these these these next ah These next few videos that are going to come out on the Lazy Glicks Only Fans page.
03:00:49
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Man, yachts and mansions for this guy because it's going to be a lot of hate-fueled anger. He's got more yachts than that our Navy has. shaman Shaman knew what I was talking about. but but You've been a bad boy. her ah Man, that'd be that'd be bad to be drunk and misspell that. Lazy Glick. That could go wrong.
03:01:15
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it's in that it's actually It's actually part of very that's what of the description. is Want to see a lazy dick? Turn on the lazy Glicks.
03:01:29
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The Avengers of Captain Limpy. Limpy and Gimpy. and being key
03:01:37
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We ain't skimpy on Olympia. A little sneak peek right there. Does that thing have pants on? Is that thing pantsless? I've never noticed that until you pointed out. now I'm going to throw up.
03:01:49
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Damn, bro. And he's like touching you right there, too. like you she noticed You never realized you don't have pants on in that picture. did I've never looked at that close. I never noticed you didn't have fingernails either. It's got pants on in that one. Yeah, the first the first picture. and that's yeah That's the before picture, I guess.
03:02:10
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And now the after picture. Oh, my God. That's terrifying. That thing's flat in the front like Kindle. That's funny. You don't have no pants on. I did not notice that.
03:02:22
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You know, I'm pressing charges on you and MoDog. You don't have a dick, bro. MoDog looks so happy to film it, too. I've heard a camel toe, but that's a fucking moose hub. Glick, you had the perfect time to go back to the panel because when you came back, was like this.
03:02:37
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i was looking at those no pants. You know what? if you want to see more chocker you gotta to get a subscription chocolate chocolate like i'll be right back i gotta to go subscribe what is it again guys uh ask him for a friend ask him for a friend he's like babe where's my credit card i need to subscribe immediately take my money it's his son's credit card so his wife doesn't find out give me the goddamn card give me the top secret card don't ask questions
03:03:10
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Oh, so that's why you have kids. hes like yeah that fucking am That's a good fucking idea. idea. I thought it was just to be remote control, and since I got plenty of them, how does decided not to have kids.
03:03:23
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but I didn't know they had other uses. Oh, dude, kids come with... It's like built-in slave labor, bro. like My kids call me honky. Hey, so do Chalker.
03:03:37
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hey so do i cha her Chuck, you're the honky. much My kids are like, hold on, be quiet. Here comes damn honky again. Here a goddamn honky again. You get some massive. This means good. Sorry, man. Throw the trash out.
03:03:54
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God, what stream was that, Chuck? It was a while back, but um it oh, it was when Racco was on. It was me, you, and that guy, and then i was like, all these bald white dudes probably make um rack on company i was like shut up and i didn't say honky i said no you're not it's a youpoint like yeah you all cancer la lazy was yeah lazy was so lazy was surprised and disappointed he's like no you're not and then he's like no you know i already knew you were what i forget because you look they're nice are you the where wait you're puerto rican yes sir
03:04:33
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kind of fuck puerto rican in california
03:04:38
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My mom and dad here from San Juan. There's modes travel different areas. You can get from Puerto Rico to California. Are there any forests there? Can I come visit? I'm going to give Chaka a geographical lesson here. No, they all go to the Dominican. It's cheaper. My parents came over here from San Juan. They came all the way from Puerto Rico. Mm-hmm.
03:05:00
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big name like way they came all the way from puerto rico
03:05:06
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Bro, it's like a hop, skip, and go all the way someone Some of the Puerto Ricans went all the way to New York. but We just happened to stop here. That's a lot closer than California. but Glick can only walk everywhere he goes because he's a goddamn Sasquatch. He goes from forest to forest. He's trying to picture that in his Sasquatch. Let me tell you something, bro.
03:05:29
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they're They're fucking everywhere, bro. They're fucking everywhere. Florida and New York is another. Dude, Florida is right there, bro. like Your parents went all the way to goddamn California. They went through Mexico. with Yeah, but Shaman's a gatekeeper. He doesn't let any of them in. I know one thing about Puerto Ricans. Puerto Ricans hate Mexicans. Actually, every other Hispanic Latino group outside of Mexicans hate Mexicans. No, you're Puerto Ricans. You know what i never understood? You know what I never understood, though?
03:05:57
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iatory What? Go to California, bro. Your mom and dad did it wrong, man. yeah why why' you know When they built a wall, why does it have to be so like tall? Because aren't Mexicans short?
03:06:11
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They are. Wow, Chaka, I didn't know you were Puerto Rican, bro. That's awesome. You just, like, upgraded, man. That makes me love you. and Mexicans can't wear them. You were Mexican, now you upgraded to Puerto Rican.
03:06:23
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don't know. You're racist, bro. Hey, now instead of landscape, he'll let you work inside. oh I'm going to find a picture of my me and my two younger brothers. We're all three different colors. My youngest brother's damn near black.
03:06:38
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My middle brother's brown, and I'm white. But we all look the same. How many fathers you got? I got two younger brothers. i love my brother. One of my dudes, we used to work security together, Alexia.
03:06:53
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Alexia Claudio. I'll never forget that dude. little puer yeah yeah And we worked security together at an apartment complex, and they called us Shrek and Donkey. ah Wow.
03:07:07
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I'll tell you what. Which one were you? Yeah, he was the donkey. He was a little Puerto Rican kid. But i love that dude that dude. That dude had my back, man. he didn't It didn't matter if we were outnumbered 24. My world's close is all filled up with Haitians.
03:07:23
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that ah Haitians are cool, too. um fuck We got a lot of them. My neighborhood is the majority of people here are Indian, Punjabi.
03:07:34
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We got lot here in Ohio too. They're taking over everything here, man. They're buying a homey. I'm actually i like my neighbor. i don't even know his name. I just call him homie. like i call called him homie for like 10 years. it sort me what' so bad um yeah i'm i'm learning I'm learning a lot. He he even tell tells me, as he told me his name was homie. know So i was like, all right, well what's up, homie?
03:07:59
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he tells you that she i'm surprised they didn't walk over and say how doing i'm steve know the fuck you are not so when i first met him homie okay so i have uh my wife's best friend name is bill mother she's a she's a black lady lives down the street i have homie he's indian right here i have a mexican dude that lives whisper that he was like my wife's best friend he lives down the street why you whispering whispering did i i'll say loud i'm proud shop But anyways, we had it we had ever we had everybody over. We're drinking. It was the first night we met homey, the Indian guy. girl You are a white person's nightmare.
03:08:35
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yeah Yeah. He goes, he goes, dude, I thought because I guess I've passed him as I was driving to work and I never said hi. And dan then I invited him over to have some drinks and he's all he's very he has no filter.
03:08:47
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He's like, man, Chaka, I thought you were racist. I thought you were the leader of the KK. I was like, what? I go, I thought you were a terrorist. So you are racist. Oh, okay. so that's an heaven Oh, my God. Okay.
03:09:02
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but The CIA is listening right now because the KKK and the Taliban have united, apparently, under chocolate. Yeah, and you're both fucking racist for judging each other based off of that. So,
03:09:12
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So that that conversation led to more like i was like, okay, so we have me if if I'm racist, I'm the the white side and I go you you're the Taliban. my My wife is Hispanic. She's the cartel. And I go and then we got ah my neighbor, the leader leader of the BGF. Yeah, you're black neighbor. Yeah, but you know, what was that the idea?
03:09:38
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so
03:09:41
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Goddamn fucking.
03:09:45
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but ah That one got you. They've been kicking your ass lately. She hit her weed pen. We have a bunch of them. They've bought out all the gas stations and liquor stores.
03:09:58
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What idea?
03:10:03
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weed pen. Do I know? the The Indians here. Yeah, like Indians, not like feather ones, like 7-Eleven ones. not not Yeah, 7-Eleven Casino. The Indians here are buying up all the hotels and real estate in Ohio. All the gas stations here.
03:10:25
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well My town's only got 6,000 people in it. Yeah, 100%. Oh, really? Yeah, it's little. How many bats? That's what she said. Is that what she said?
03:10:39
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Yeah. That's why we're not together anymore. Oh, bats, man. Fuck, dude. We love them things, man. We'll put, like, shit on with a treble hook and throw it up over telephone pole catch him fly around and ain't touching no bat. Hell no. I'm not a white devil. 500-pound white devils, Shaman.
03:10:59
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wide now' like a little gra monster i go that shit White. okay look wein't got much to do. yeah it is out that get bad because We ain't got shit else to do, bro. it's It's that masturbation. That's like the only two things that are fucking worth a damn. or You can only do one so much before you start chafing. And that and that fucking Judas...
03:11:23
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rock lee said that this is not a diverse panel person it it looks pretty diverse yeah you will in a lot yeah bats you'll start chafing you have an avatar up there he's here yeah you got a goddamn shot to We got just learned just learned got a mayonnaise packet. You got a Puerto Rican. You got a Puerto Rican, which I mean, he's like become like Latino royalty all of a sudden.
03:11:54
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okay So this picture right here is this for real? Who is to me? My brothers. So me right that's me without, you know, younger. Wait, which one are you? Are you the one with the fro? I'm on the far left. He's the one in the middle. My youngest brother is the one with the fro, my middle brother.
03:12:12
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He comes in here. you He's Ortizian in the chat. He comes in there and now and then. All right. Three totally different shades there. Dude, how the fuck did your brother end up with that fucking suit? Is that even real?
03:12:25
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It's real. All of our hair is like that. like If I grew my hair out like that, it it would grow like that. Why don't you do it? That's better than Glick's beard. I mean, you've seen my son with his curly hair, right? atas on the if you're looking Yeah, yeah. Actually, no, they mentioned it.
03:12:39
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The little baby Chaka. Dude, so you see you guys got me. Chaka. I have to yeah have a pro, too. Chaka. Unfortunately, my pro is Jew pro.
03:12:51
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Hence the reason why I have trained my hair. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm 19, Wolf. It lays down. ah it looks It looks straight. But if I let my hair dry, i have a Jew fro.
03:13:09
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Well, if I grew up my fro now, the and my hair my hairline's way up here. So I'd be fro in the back. Yeah, your fucking hairline. but You got LeBron James. All I can think about, you can think about the way I walk on the woman's man. He's got a pick in his fucking bro.
03:13:29
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I'm going do it. I'm going to do it. Fuck it. You got it, Chaka. I don't give you so much money if you just it out. Put a pick in that bitch. i have I've known Chaka for a couple few years now, and I've never seen this man with hair. I would lose my mind if seen you hair, Chaka.
03:13:45
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I grew it out. I've seen it with stubble. I've seen it with stubble. I was to say, I've seen it grow it out just a little bit and then bald. I've seen his 8 o'clock shadow. I t tweet. I've always got white pubes on his face. I'm like, oh, Chad has got hair on his face.
03:14:01
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yeah Yeah. I always wear a black shirt so it blends in. Dude, there's no way I could shave my head. Why not? I'm dark complected, dude. I'd look like a wiener.
03:14:13
Speaker
I mean, you already look like a wiener. You know, wieners are actually gum in all complexions, right? I'm just kidding, Pat. I'm just kidding. I kid. Unsubscribe. The Shaman Show. I kid because I care. No, no, no. Shaman had nothing to do with this, okay? It's You can half subscribe, half unsubscribe. A few years back on this show, I went through a... At least look like a wiener. You act like one now. Whoa! Yeah, dick. You fucking dick.
03:14:46
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You penis. oh wow A few years back, i I went through a little bit of a midlife crisis, and I shaved my head ah completely bald.
03:14:57
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And I'll never do it again because my co-host at the time, as we were live on the show, ben it as he was making fun of me for shaving my head, told me that I look like a penis in witness protection.
03:15:12
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Dude, that's the way i am. Like, I've had the sideburn since I was 13. and and And from that point on, I realized that if I can never lose my hair. If I start to go bald, I have to have to get hair treatment or whatever. got to shave some of your squirrel army. and Otherwise, people will find you and you'll have to come out of witness protection.
03:15:35
Speaker
Penis and witness protection. But thank God i have this I have this glorious head of hair.
03:15:42
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and know Shaman. Not shaman. Sorry. much Jedi, does this make you jealous that I have hair? You don't. God, no.
03:15:53
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You bald out my bitch. yeah You know, some days like today, I'm very thankful for my alopecia. I don't want a little fucking ponytail like you got.
03:16:07
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Yeah, Kato said you're you're you it's not a beard. It's a goatee on Jedi's face. Stop calling goatee on your beard. It does look like ball hair and it's very attractive to women. Women like ball hair.
03:16:21
Speaker
Do they? They're like balls. I think you like ball hair, Lazy. Wow, Chalker. You need to get it together. She usually had them shaved down like into the big chops. My wife tells me I look like if dollar store sold a Wolverine doll.
03:16:39
Speaker
She's a smart lady. She's a very smart lady. What the fucking did you hit me? What did I do to you? I agreed with you. Why would you yell at me? No, you agreed with his wife. didn't say he agreed with you. I always agree with the women. That's why agree with Glick so much.
03:16:57
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I think that makes you a... shi
03:17:12
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And the silence takes over. Well, I put in AI. I was going to try to make you look like Wolverine. Let me see what pops up. They're
03:17:23
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going to make him Hugh Jackman from the greatest show ever instead of warring. That could be my poor name, Hugh Jackman. There you there you go
03:17:45
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Oh, ah there it is. Let's see what it is, Chaka. Chaka. Huh? more huh comeled up and be with your morerant i w but You're to be out before long anyways. You know, i um every time I have to go to get a beverage and I have to go take a piss, I leave my camera out on purpose.
03:18:06
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So that you guys can see these belts behind Oh, the ones that you owe me and Shaman? We need package those up and send them our way. but you guys You guys can remember and acknowledge and recognize. Shaman, he's keeping our belts really safe for us, at least. Those are our belts hanging on your wall. that's the side of it I don't like how Shaka's in deep thought right now and just laughing.
03:18:29
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Well, I'm just going to say, Glick, can you show the picture in the background? Uh-oh.
03:18:44
Speaker
yeah huge jackman is looking pretty awesome he needs a 30. he's only got two claws don't worry when he takes the bag where the third one comes up this name i feel like i retired and they called me back for one last show forgot my third one effort go oh my my one Listen here. You're not just a nobody. You're a somebody here on the nonsensical network on nonsensical nonsense, buddy hello overing bes now
03:19:17
Speaker
No, it's good morning Vietnam you dumb shit Yeah, because I didn't watch that movie. How's that how about you? watch that movie That's a great cinematic movie I Don't go fuck to that movie you watch your goddamn mouth when you speak about the great Robin Williams He doesn't have a mouth or a face. Hey, I watched Aladdin. Joe said that was a Timu Jackman. You have redeemed yourself.
03:19:49
Speaker
that's That's Pat Jackman right there. and jackman i didn't want it What was that, Bird Box? I didn't watch that one either. um like I think Bird Box was it. Robin Williams was it.
03:20:02
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I have no Well, I mean, at least he didn't call me a Sheen Jackman. So, I mean, I guess. Fucking. Wish Jackson over here. teu jack One of these days, my wife's going to get on my laptop and like, why do you have all these AI pictures of a bunch of random people on your fucking mask? Why do you have all these naked AI pictures of dudes? what Like, i already she already saw the one. She's like, what why is that guy getting humped by a kangaroo? Remember the last time I was on here and I made you get a kangaroo?
03:20:30
Speaker
I said, that's click, babe. Don't worry about it. Why is there a naked Sasquatch in our kitchen eating peanut butter and stealing cookies out of your fucking... Well, don't yell at me when she's like, damn, huge Jackman. Chalker was like, first of all, babe, that's not an AI picture. That actually happened. Glig broke in at 3 o'clock in the morning and was eating peanut butter and stole snackies out of my snack pocket.
03:20:55
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and Stole the whole pocket. Why you hide the peanut butter under the covers, if you know what I'm saying. Why is there a naked Sasquatch in our kitchen at 3 o'clock in the morning, Chaka?
03:21:07
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but It's clean. Let him be. Just let him be. and Don't make eye contact. Do not make eye contact. be no one's thank you just still Just throw a Hawaiian shirt at him and just let him go. ah but you Ooh, another Hawaiian shirt. Hi, Chaka's wife. um
03:21:32
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Why is Zeke screaming for help? I have no idea. There's a loose Bigfoot in our house.
03:21:41
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The next day, why is there an Instagram post of Zeke fighting a Sasquatch? <unk>st He's promoting his next fight.
03:21:49
Speaker
I'd take a die for Zeke. I would take a die for Zeke. <unk>re like Go ahead. Hit me with roundhouse. I'll go down. I'll crumple. Yeah, yeah. Me too. that's the That's the reason I would lose. that would take a yeah He had a fight yesterday, but his opponent broke his broke his finger. ah zix my guide man I love that dude. I love that little dude. and a little dude I say little dude, but I love that dude. He came on the show. He was cool as shit. We had fun with him.
03:22:16
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I haven't seen him in this good of shape since his very first fight. so and he I thought he if this fight would happened, Z could have destroyed. I was like, I'm kind of a little bit ah afraid. you will agravate I'm afraid for you to go in and fight. Yeah, I'm kind of happy here didn't fight this guy because he was going to destroy. Uh-oh, Pat and I have to take a break for a second. throw Wait, Zeke would have destroyed the guy.
03:22:39
Speaker
Oh, Zeke would have destroyed it, man. I haven't seen Zeke in this, i like, dedication, this good of shape. but Oh, yeah. I was like, oh, shit. I really do. I love that kid, man. He's such a good kid, man. He's he's he's quiet. He's, you know, he's humble, which he doesn't have to be. i mean, he could have a little bit of an ego.
03:23:00
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ah well when he on our show he's hot He's humble on the radio and on YouTube, I'll tell you that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, on the radio yeah what he did when he didn't say that it was his fucking birthday and shit. yeah yeah yeah he's He's a good kid, man. You you and you and you and Mrs. Chaka did a good job. He's a great kid. I love that kid, man.
03:23:18
Speaker
yeah we just The trick is is just just to beat them until they're 10. It's true. I'm going to beat the fuck out of me. It'll make them tough, dude, I'll tell you. um ah um I beat mine until they move out. What are you talking about until they're 10?
03:23:31
Speaker
and So he's going to be beating his ass until they're 28. It's like Wednesday and I get home from work and punch him in the stomach. and we like Yeah, just a happy birthday. o Here's one in the belly button. Right in the old belly button. I don't discriminate. It's 2026. Equal rights, equal hands.
03:23:53
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Sorry, daughters. Equal rights, equal hands.
03:23:58
Speaker
was a ma oh i almost bought a shirt today but they didn't have it in size sasquatch and it said this it was a grunt style shirt and it said dad across the front of it and then it had pew pews and below the pew pews it said uh a daughter's first girl it said girl dad and then below it had pew pews and it said first line of defense oh dude i gotta show you another picture dude you just reminded me i gotta show you my my daughter's first date is what i what i did to the dude that showed up He's still in the basement begging for him. I'm passing my time, guys, so I got to head out, unfortunately. Shaman, get you some sleep, brother.
03:24:38
Speaker
Much love to you, man. Thank you, man. Y'all have a good night, man. Thanks for having me on, bro. Always. i appreciate you having me last night like everybody else did. who's Fucking haters. maybe Maybe I shouldn't show it. can You can't show pew-pews on YouTube, huh?
03:24:55
Speaker
oh i no not now now we're now we're all official oh shit yeah he's got to keep his monetization going anyways it's me looking out the window with the guys here and i have i have a very large pew pew my daughter's posing for her very large I wish wish I had i wish i had got a rocket launcher on his shoulder. like Come on.
03:25:16
Speaker
Come on, bitch. I wish I had a best friend in real life that like was live close so we could do the whole like scene from Bad Boys. We've done it. Me, me my brothers, and my uncle, we we we line for line almost. It was awesome. i know My brother used to be my sister, so that's not going to work.
03:25:36
Speaker
Oh, really? well Yeah. my brother Actually, for the boyfriend, it could be very terrifying. me like This could be you. You fucking keep it up. This used to be my sister.
03:25:47
Speaker
He fucked up. If you fuck up, you used to be my boyfriend. you're next in line. You're next in line. you know After this show, all I'm going to do is look at my daughter's boyfriend and be like,
03:26:06
Speaker
you only have two claws. You want the third? Yeah. And you know, he's going to tell me he's going to look him. blood because i was bomb from Two clauses. All I need, motherfucker. okay I got my my oldest daughter, one of her ex-boyfriends, her his mom and dad yelled at me. because I got to take some blue chew to get him to stand up. just stupid This stupid fucking prick bowed up on me in my house.
03:26:30
Speaker
So I started tapping him in the chest with a machete and Telling him what I was going to do to him. And he went and told his mommy and daddy and mean his mom and dad were like, how would you fucking feel if somebody's dad were to do that to you? And I said, well, first and foremost, I didn't raise my kid to be a piece of shit. So I would have never bowed up on a girlfriend's dad in his house.
03:26:51
Speaker
I said, now, if either one of you want to come to my house and tell me how you feel, you can gladly get the same fucking treatment. yeah I've never had that. I've never had that. You are not going to walk in my house as an 18-year-old kid and bow up on me because you think you're big fucking shit.
03:27:09
Speaker
and don't want you 45 years fucking old, but I'll beat the hell of can't even imagine. It's just I wouldn't i couldn't fathom. I'm 45 also. And if I was younger, i could never even think of being like that, dude. yeah Never.
03:27:23
Speaker
Back in my youth, i remember every girlfriend I had, I treated their dad with the utmost respect because I didn't want to get murdered. like I even remember being in high school and and and going to a girl's house and their dad would be cleaning the gun. And I pretended to be scared.
03:27:39
Speaker
Yes, you got you gotta to do the whole thing. you got to this is the sign of respect. You got to give it to the dad of the girl you're dating. My my oldest daughter dated this kid who was like 6'10". This kid could have probably... would have put up a hell of fight. He would have known that he he was with me. This kid was like 350 pounds.
03:28:02
Speaker
like If he wanted the smoke, he could have got to smoke. But my old ass would have... He would been like... yeah ah Like Virginia Slims. just came in here with nothing but the most respect in the world, nice as hell, cool as hell. That's what you got to do That's what you got to do. like could i Could I have beaten him in a fight?
03:28:28
Speaker
and Probably just because on age and experience alone. do Do I want to fight an 18-year-old, 350-pound monster years old? Not particularly. But it's it's about the respect. You just give the respect because you want to be part of the family. You know what mean? If you're dating somebody, you want to be getting good go with the family.
03:28:51
Speaker
I'm realizing that my oldest daughter has had a lot of boyfriends. She had this other little half-black, half-Puerto Rican boyfriend. Now, now how old are you? like Before you guys got married, did you ask the father for permission?
03:29:03
Speaker
ah um i did. i did I did. And I still would. And I still would. If I got if if i were to get married again, ah I still would. Well, in my case, you my wife doesn't know her father, but I asked the mother.
03:29:16
Speaker
Wait, you're you don't. wait Hold on second. Your kids don't know their father. You're not your kids' father. No, my wife doesn't. My wife doesn't know her father. because she has because she Hey, I'm adopted. So I know how that feels.
03:29:30
Speaker
Oh, just to know. Oh, damn. How many goddamn accounts you got, bro? It's better be adopted than aborted house in the building. What's up? these sex stuff I just actually I met my birth mom last year for the first time.
03:29:43
Speaker
i imagine that i'm I'm going through the process to try to get my wife to she has a brother and a sister she's never met. So how did you meet your birth mom? Does that my wife? um She actually was the one who found her in Illinois. They changed the law where if you're 18 above, you can get your own your original birth certificate and then Facebook.
03:30:03
Speaker
Interesting. social so Social media is its fucking awesome. Fucking awesome. I wish I was a doctor. I mean, it can be awesome. It can be. Well, what what not it was funny because when I was having my son, Marcus, who and my wife were, the doctor kept on being like, he was like, Pat, he was like, are you taking this serious? Because like every question I ask you, you're not answering anything. And I was like, I don't know. He's like, medical history, I don't know.
03:30:27
Speaker
And then I told him he was i was adopted. And he was like, oh, my bad.
03:30:33
Speaker
yeah over here locally there's a library that does a free like uh you know that um where you can the ancestry thing oh the mormons do that the mormons do that i don't know about that but there's there's the the library here does it also yeah it's mormons i don't know well no i don't know no i and the only reason i know that is because i work with a guy who is um So yeah, actually, my wife found my mom. I'm going to say Mormon-ish. I don't know how Mormon he is, but he's Mormon-ish. But we were talking the other day because I said that I would love to do the 23andMe. You know what mean?
03:31:13
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um that he was like you know you can go to like a a mormon church or library or whatever and answer a couple questions and they'll let you do it for free like 100 free you can trace your genealogy that's exactly what this is and it's a library and then and then he proceeded to google where i could go Here in Ohio, which not, there's quite a few of them, not too far from me. And he was like, I'll go with you if you want to. I'm Mormon.
03:31:40
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I'm like, are you though? but You questioned his Mormonism right into his face. right He's like, well, no, he's like, he grew up in the Mormon community, but I don't think he's a practicing Mormon. You know what mean?
03:31:53
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I mean, I get it if you're hanging out with an Amish dude in a Tesla. Did you say Mormonism? Wait, are you your Amish-ish? It's like a great word. Well, I actually grew up with a one. Those are called Mennonites. Mormonism.
03:32:07
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The Amish-ish. Amish-ish are Mennonites. Those are Mennonites. I grew up around the street. I grew up in like... some you Well, when I grew up, I had some my area, yeah. I thought that was a Pokemon.
03:32:19
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it is i grew up around a lot of some but they're not an electric type pokemon because they can't use electricity yeah in the town in the in the town in the town i grew up at it was a lot of samoans so all all my like my best friends are samoans my kids god are you friends with the rock more samoan chaka than mexican i mean To be honest, I'm being honest with you guys. like what Since I grew up around Samoans, your features start to change. like I saw it in my brother's. I was like, we're starting to look a little Samoan-ish. Chaka's definitely had six, seven, eight, nine, ten Samoans in him.
03:32:57
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I mean, wait, what? You got to pay extra for that. That's a little low number. I thought you thought better me, Glick. I mean, I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. I didn't want to make you look sound like a whore or anything. that's That's a low number. i go know wait Isn't Samoan a Girl Scout cookie? Which one is have a good one brother now see i have a friend here who's tongan but everybody calls him black he must he must have had some unfortunate events because he this is like i know why he's only yeah he's gone through some channels
03:33:38
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i so
03:33:43
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I mean, I've said hi to him like four times, but he's just Chaka. Chaka, pay attention to me, Chaka. chaca and looking at cha um here Chaka, Chaka's the bell of the ball anytime he gets on a panel.
03:33:55
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I mean, he's cool.
03:33:59
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the Bell of the ball. Bell of the ball. is that what Is that really the right way to say it? The bell of the ball? Bell of the ball, yeah. other like that thing I think so. Definitely. Southern and white.
03:34:13
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Southern white. ah like White. There goes that white privilege. He's a hard W again. yeah You know, the most hurtful thing that I heard all night tonight and and even more hurtful than the entire events that happened last night was Rocky coming up in here. Hard why on me.
03:34:33
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Hard why, hard I. he called you a yelly? Yeah, it was hurtful. I mean, it's just you with the fucking winter jacket on.
03:34:44
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No, it's not. You would be at more of a Yeti with your alopecia and white white skin and white hair. I would think it'd be more offensive with a hard Y and a long eye because it makes a smile like Wyatt.
03:34:57
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Yeah, man, I can't believe Rocky hit me with a hard Y and a hard eye in the same. Wow.
03:35:09
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So Sasquatches and Yetis don't get along, huh? Yep. And also Chewbacca's not the same as the Sasquatch. No. Sasquatches are real. Chewbacca's are fictional characters made of... ah No. sas Don't be talking about my Wookiees. Wookiees intelligent creatures, okay? Wookiees are a fictional character. I've seen Also, if you're going to argue this, I still stand by what I said, the greatest Star Wars character of all time.
03:35:39
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it's me that's how it's happening oh my god filled the entire the full the entire star wars universe as the greatest most powerful sith ever i hope you get i i know what you're talking about i went down that rabbit hole too that'd be interesting but i found i don't know how i went croca i'm not a star wars guy i've watched him I like the first three. The first three were great. Everything after that has been about.
03:36:06
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ah And that's just my opinion because I'm not a Star Wars guy. I'm not a Star Wars guy. I feel like that could be bad too. What up, my Wookiees? I'm out. I'm not a Star Wars guy, but I'm not a sci-fi guy. I don't care for Star Trek, and I don't stare for Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter or any of that stuff.
03:36:23
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I fell into that goddamn Jar Jar Binks rabbit hole on YouTube one time. And I don't know how, but it had me fucked up seven ways from Sunday. I'm believing that Jar Jar Binks may be the greatest Sith of all time. And I don't even know what the fuck a Sith is.
03:36:43
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You know what? A Sith is basically the fucking Sasquatch version of a Yeti, okay? I know what a Sith is, but I don't know what a Sith is.
03:36:53
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Not a Sith. A Sith is a Yeti. There we go There's my Star Wars name. You're a Sasquatch. Like, I'm a Jedi, and there is Sith. You're a fucking Sasquatch, and they're a Yeti. See?
03:37:04
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See? You you understand no then that's a little bit now. No, that's racist.
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03:37:08
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and Stop it. You know what, Lazy? I've never asked you. i It's probably obvious because your name, but are you a Star Wars guy?
03:37:16
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I've never heard of it. No, but do you know your shit because of Star Wars? To a degree. All I all i know all i know is that if captain ki you love stars captain kirk would have been piloting the millennium falcon You had to crash right in your fucking treehouse, you yeti, bitch. One movie, problem solved.
03:37:40
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That weird-ass fucking one-handed kid who had daddy issues, wouldn't have made out and banged his sister. And and then the little furry guys, the Ewoks. Those are our peoples, just so you know. love Ewoks. I love the Ewoks. We love the Ewoks. They're like tiny little glicks.
03:37:57
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They're tiny little clicks. Little clicks. If you will. You know what? Do you know what's ironic is that you're wearing a Hawaiian shirt and you can't even swim that far. It's the only way you could get there. You've got such a tiny little glick. How do you know?
03:38:12
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I'm not black. He's judging you. You don't come off as the swimming type. We can swim. We you can swim. Also. You can definitely swim, just not that far. And that's why. I'm a floater. i i I can float the shit down the river. He's just going to doggy paddle his whole way. to I just want you to know that that that that Michael Phelps guy who won all them Olympic gold medals, he's actually a shaved squash. He's Sasquatch. Did you know that?
03:38:40
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We shaved him down for aerodynamic. Nope. True story, bro. True story, bro. you're trying That's cultural appropriation. No, it's not cultural appropriation. Michael Phelps. Nope, he's not. He's Sasquatchian.
03:38:54
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We shaved him down.
03:38:57
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and He's more of a tree ant, but you don't like anything cool. He's full Sasquatchian. We just shaved him. Sasquatches are not known for our swimming, but we're actually great swimmers.
03:39:11
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Also, in most cases, we can just walk across. Ladies and gentlemen, it has been a great night with you guys. I'm glad I got my mic set up finally right. I know how to do it for next time. I you know how to do it.
03:39:23
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Hell yeah. Sir Pat's yelling at me, so I got use my favorite pickup line. What the fuck is that? Have good night, bro.
03:39:33
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03:39:44
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so of we read He's doing his thing over there. Ladies and gentlemen, for Huge Jackman, Han Solo, otherwise known as Pat Knight. You guys take it easy. I'll be back next Saturday.
03:39:58
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Thank you once again for letting me join. oh yeah. I love you, brother. Love you guys, too, man. You guys keep rocking it out. but He means that he loves you.
03:40:09
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Oh, what the fuck, man? wait and like that mean What are you doing? We said we we certainly love you. know we sho the damn hugs No cam hugs, okay? you choose ja This guy, what's he want, an encore?
03:40:24
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I left my camera on. You guys know it's straight in about five minutes. Whoa. That looks awfully crooked to me. I don't know how straight it is. but Go watch your porn.
03:40:38
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but This is the Rocklia effect. The last time Rocky was on, he was like, oh shit. What the fuck? I'm a megaphone. And then he left. And then he came back two seconds later. Han Solo. Han Solo. Han Solo over here. Benny, I'm trying to leave. I don't know how to shut down my computer. Goddamn it.
03:41:00
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You caught me. i'm I'm literally buying time because I don't know how to get out of this damn thing. Oh, there was little wet exit down the bottom. I'm just going to do what I always do when anybody walks in. Control-Delete. Going old school.
03:41:12
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She's like, I'm done. Just stay on with your little friends on your little panel on your little YouTube channel.
03:41:23
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Yeah, last time Rocky was on the panel, he was like, oh, shit, my wife just showed up and she's got another woman and we're going to have a threesome. And we all laughed or like, yeah, whatever. Okay.
03:41:34
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He dropped down off and then he came back like two seconds later. I believe there was a time, I don't know if it was on here or on Lazy's channel. i was like, I got to go. I got to go if if I want to do this. Yeah, yeah. But then I came back out. I was like, I'm back.
03:41:52
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You did that on here, Chuck. Was it on here? don't remember. It was a Saturday night and Chuck was like, my wife's home. I gotta go. She was out with her friends. She's a little drunk. She's ready to go. I'll be back if I have time, fellas. She passed out after and I was like, I'm back. was like, I'm back.
03:42:12
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yeah like three minutes later and he was like yeah yeah married like i give him a little bit more credit at that than that it wasn't okay it was like five minutes it was like five minutes but still yeah because i had to get dressed right afterwards it takes me four minutes to get dressed that's the only reason i had to get dressed and have to refill his snack pocket because he knew i was going to come in at three and then i had to refill my snack pocket oh my
03:42:42
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I push her off the Snack pocket time. Thanks for giving my guys some loving tonight. You're the best. You know, when came back, Chaka, you were in such a good mood. We're all happy to see you. I want to say, I think she woke up again, and I was like... thanks for thanks for giving my guys some love tonight the best yeah did you know when you came back chaka you were in such a good mood we're all happy to see i want to say i think she i think she woke up again and i was like Look, I'll tell you right now, if if Kayla came home with another chick and she was like, ah
03:43:18
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You fuckers probably wouldn't see me for a week. im just um um I can't hit the in button fast enough. I'm like, you wouldn't even bother. You just unplug the whole fucking computer. just see me pick up the computer phone fuck a Boom. smash. good is by and the day and i be like fuck is this she like a ri but like and I'm calling off work.
03:43:49
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ah I'm calling Jedi. I'm sick. I can't come to work. And Jedi's like, And I'm like, yeah, hey, call work for me. By the way, I'm not going to stream Saturday. Can you cover for me?
03:44:02
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Yeah, we'll do the Lazy and Glick show on Saturday for you. It's the Lazy show. hi guys. He apparently has two women in his. Glick is apparently disappointing two women. Everybody sends super chats. Glick needs all the Gatorade he can get. He's in a marathon right now, guys. That's two women.
03:44:22
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There's women. As we call it in the business, that's double trouble. it but Double the disappointment. I mean, stay tuned until next month on the OnlyFans page because he's going upload the footage. It's going to be worth it. Be patient. be patient Patience is a virtue.
03:44:48
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two weeks later no glick has no virtue hey how you doing get down there you go that's that's the lighting right there oh my god you're way too good for chaka what are you doing with him i just finished washing both our cars but ah you for that guy You should dump him. That's why she's with me. once Bye, guys. Oh, I love her. She's so precious. Oh, damn it, Chuck. You got a gem. you guys That's my little hot tamale, hot fajita. Hot tamale. Chuck is like, ah fuck that Puerto Rican bullshit. Yeah, i'm Mexican. orderly momy
03:45:31
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hey how you doing she told me she told me today because my attitude is mexican eh she told me today because we went to go get when we're getting these drinks and stuff i i just cut my hair today and she's all damn baby you look mexican today was like that's a better compliment than saying i look skinny i was all what a list My whole life I've been called white. When you me Mexican, I'm like, hell He's got some of that Latino fire in him. Chaka just walked out of the gas station like this. he like that's fuck all I paid for my Modelo's all fucking happy. I was like, you keep it changing.
03:46:12
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He's like, I wish the fuck ice would. If they yeah um ice came if ice came around, I'd turn real quick like, hey, hello, sir. How you doing? It's a beautiful day. you He immediately snapped into white mode. yeah I'll make up a name. My name is William.
03:46:29
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Can you believe how our country has gone to shit with all these immigrants? What the fuck? do Don't you just love them? I say they build the wall higher. but Make that wall 10 feet higher, I say. All I got to say is lazy Jedi, and they're like, oh, whoa.
03:46:45
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Sorry. Sorry. He's like, I said don't i mean i know lazy Jedi. Oh, whoa, whoa. That's all you got to do, bro. Don't stay the fuck away from me. tro He's the whitest person in America. we would never arrest him. He drops his Modellos. Where did these come from? I came here from Bush Light. What the fuck? I thought this was a six-pack of mayonnaise. This is Timu Bush Light. I came from Bush Light and mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise.
03:47:13
Speaker
This is some bullshit. Get rid of them all. I feel like a piece of shit. My wife was just washing both cars. I didn't know she was doing that. I'm drinking with you guys, and she's out there washing cars. Yeah, you're sleeping on the couch tonight if you didn't know.
03:47:26
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Also, why is she washing cars at like 930 night? Oh, wait, 830 at night. he's two This is why. this is why let me tell Let me tell you the little secret here. so Like I said, my wife's best friend is down the street. so She stays outside until her friend comes out, and then they start chatting up. Now going be drinking in the garage. so I'm going go hang out with them. That's how they...
03:47:47
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like to Show each other. Hey, them to come out tell them to come in the house and hang out with us. Yeah, get them on stream. I can get I can get my wife on stream. I don't know if Alakeisha get on screen.
03:48:01
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Did you tell Alopecia to get on stream? I'm already here. Because if you meet her, if if if if if I do get him on stream, remember that name. It's When you see her. Lakeisha?
03:48:15
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You're like that one almost. No, Lakeisha. just That's not her name, but she looks like a Lakeisha. Matter of fact, if she if she joins YouTube, I'm going to tell her your name's got to be Lakeisha.
03:48:27
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Shaniko don't live here no more. Of course, Shaniko don't live here. You guys remember that time from back in the day? Black folks love me, man. I'm like, I grew up, so this is the weird thing about me.
03:48:42
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I grew up like half hood, half country. So like i can go i can go to the family reunion and pick up my cousin, or I'm getting invited to the barbecue, and I'm allowed to bring food. You know I mean? Wait, you're allowed to bring food?
03:49:01
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Yeah, I'm allowed to bring food to the barbecue. Oh. the first that' do do the first bar the first The first barbecue i got invited to, i was specifically told Don't bring nothing. they don't want away people for week I was I was I was specifically told not to bring nothing.
03:49:23
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So maybe and me, I'm like, no, fuck that. Y'all got me fucked up. You got me. fucking oh I'm going to put raisins in my potato salad. I said, no. And in my budy my buddy. I'm going to put a few grapes. They're just pre-raisins. And and and my in my my buddy knew. Like, my buddy knew because he's eating it. I've cooked for him before.
03:49:46
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and he was like, like just just just just just come just come to the cookout. Just come to the cookout. Just come to the brought some fried squirrel in. You know, just just don't.
03:49:56
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But don't bring no food. And I said, you know I got to bring food. He said, don't know. said, what should I bring? said, what should I bring? He said, bring them ribs. Bring them ribs.
03:50:09
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Oh, I can cook me some ribs. That's bold. You didn't even bring a side. You brought, like, the main dish. I can throw down some barbecue. Dude, I walked in. He arrogant and just strutting that bitch with ribs.
03:50:24
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and And all the unks and the aunties, they are and and looking at me, you know, and the cousins. And this white boy, this white boy got him. where What's where he brought?
03:50:35
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Pull that foil back. Psh.
03:50:40
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What that? What that? What that?
03:50:45
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Granny, Granny got mad at me and fell in love with me all at the same time. Because them ribs were so goddamn good. I don't believe it. um guys You guys would, ah as you guys would.
03:50:56
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Every cookout I get invited to, when I first moved down to South Carolina, no a boy invited me i got to go happen it was a graduation party said i'm gonna bring ribs he said don't bring ribs go like don't bring ribs so someone will bring that's literally the most intrusive thing you can bring to somebody else's he said he said don't bring ribs i said bro i'm gonna bring ribs i got this you bring a side a side salad fuck a potato salad something like that that's fine you bring a main dish he said He said, don't bring ribs, Glick.
03:51:26
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He said, this is not only... That's a party foul. he said this He said, this ain't... Not only is this a black folk cookout, it's a southern black folk cookout. Don't bring ribs. yeah I brought ribs.
03:51:38
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Oh. he handles it almost do yeah motherfu audacity I audacity on you, Glick. the audacity i agree. The audacity. Motherfucking audacity. I mean, at the end of the day, I know that I'm going to be the oddball.
03:51:52
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I know I'm going to be the punchline of everything. Sasquatch in a Hawaiian shirt at a black barbecue? Are you kidding I know I'm going to be the punchline. So I got to...
03:52:04
Speaker
I got to let them know. You got to lean into it, I guess. I got to let them know. You guys would trip out if you ever came over to a family function of mine. I'll fuck around with it. We're very, very diverse.
03:52:17
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ah Half my family's in a motorcycle club. You guys would trip out. like that No. they know so Do they know where Jimmy Hoff is buried? No, not that club. That's the mafia. That's not and an emcee.
03:52:34
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Come on, get your fucking... It's a trip. It's a trip. No, yeah. no yeah his his His mom was ready to marry me. I almost became my buddy's stepdad. First first cookout I ever went to. a Black cookout in the South.
03:52:46
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was about to become a stepdaddy. ah He was about to have a dog for the first time in his life.
03:52:56
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thing I could throw down in the kitchen, man. Jedi, I'm a monster in the kitchen. I fucking can barbecue. I can barbecue. Lately, I've been cooking a lot for the kids just trying out shit I see on TikTok.
03:53:07
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And it but it turns out pretty good. I got to say, got to, you know, I've said this before and I'll say it again, man. shout out to Shout out to my mom. You know one of the best things my mom ever did. Probably one of the only things my mom ever taught me, like to prepare myself for for life. was My mom told me taught me how to cook.
03:53:25
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My mom was a hell good cook. A hell good cook. You know, say what you want to say about white people.
03:53:32
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In the country, us country folk, we can cook. My mom can cook, man. And my mom taught me how to cook. So I love being in the kitchen, whether it's the kitchen or a grill. Like tomorrow, I think tomorrow when we get done running it around, we got to swing by Walmart because Kayla has a Blackstone.
03:53:52
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And I've wanted a Blackstone for so fucking long. The griddle, the flat top. I use the shit out of mine, dude. Yeah, I want it. I want it. Now, I had a smoker. i Unfortunately, had to throw my smoker out because we had some wicked storms that came through ah few months back.
03:54:09
Speaker
And it the wind and everything like ripped my lid off. and like it It literally it pulled the cover off of my smoker. and rip the lid off and fuck was it a pe pellet smoker or old school smoker uh it was uh it was a smoker slash grill uh charcoal grill slash smoker you what talking about so you can see what it i got the i got the old smokers but i got spoiled and i got me a uh a pit boss pellet smoker those are so easy they're so like an actual smoker smokeker like a yeah green egg or
03:54:42
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when i I want an actual smoker. But also, i'm ah I'm a grill guy, so I love, like, I don't do propane. I'm not, I don't do that. I like the charcoal. Throw it on there. Let it heat up.
03:54:55
Speaker
Season your fucking, get your shit all seasoned up so when you cook on it, you know what I mean? Actually, only propane I use is for the Blackstone. That's it. Yeah, so that's, I got to get everything. we actually, I'm probably going to drop I mean, I'm like, um I'm over here like i'm a big timer. I'm about to drop $200 tomorrow at Walmart. Then we're going get all the accessories for everything.
03:55:22
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Smashburg. Oh, they're not cheap. Yeah, I got the Smashburgers kit. and is it art Is it already seasoned or is it brand new? or is that No, so she cleaned it last year, so it has to be seasoned for this year.
03:55:33
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Yeah, that shit. that that For a little thing of seasoning, it's like $20. I was like, yeah, damn. And I got to buy like two of them. Yeah, that's just not cheap just because it says Blackstone on it.
03:55:46
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You find some ah some good stuff that's not Blackstone. but I'm going to get the breakfast kit. I want i wanna to get the breakfast kit. I'm going to get the hibachi kit. I'm going to get the smash burger kit.
03:55:58
Speaker
And there was another kit that we're going to get. and So there's like four kits that we're going to get plus the seasoning. Plus, I got to get all the other rubs and seasoning and everything else for everything I'm going to cook on.
03:56:09
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You know what mean? Yeah. What are you guys making? I don't know what we're going to make. I just got to get it prepared. I'm to cook everything on that bitch. I'm going to be out there every night this summer. Dude, taco i've been I've been making the shit out of tacos because I can whip them out in like 30 minutes.
03:56:25
Speaker
the Chicken, carne asada, al pastor, all three meats right there. I'm done. yeah that's the item my told i said I can't wait because the kids like to do breakfast for dinner I was like, I can't wait until we get this set up and it's warm enough because I live in Ohio. So like last week, Monday and Tuesday, it was 90 degrees.
03:56:50
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Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, it was fucking 50 degrees and raining.
03:56:59
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where You guys have like a patio area that covers up there? yeah we got we got we actually got a real nice little patio area set up out here at the house. She brought her furniture when she moved in.
03:57:11
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um And then she's got like a little fire pit. and then So we have my 80 or 75 or 80 inch TV out in the out in the living room.
03:57:23
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She had a 60 inch in her living room at her house. We put that in our bedrooms. and then the 55 inches she had in her bedroom I actually gave my son and he doesn't even fucking use it bro hey my newest I I gotta show you I'm gonna have to take a video of it and send it to you but so I have my 85 inch TV I got a wall mounted on this cool awesome mount I got from Amazon right but it's able to pull out I can blow my window I can open my window and it can go outside And it it goes right outside the fucking the window right there. So i don't have to take it outside. I just pull it out the window.
03:57:57
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I don't i will have, because i'm um the condo I'm in, I'm renting. So I don't want to mount anything just because I'm renting here. And then if I mount it, you know I got to fix everything before I leave. But when we when we buy a place, I'm definitely mounting TVs. But no, so ah my son had a 32 or 38 inch or something. I don't know. But we took that TV outside. So we got a little TV outside.
03:58:21
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We got that shit all set up outside. And, you know, it's like the patio set up nice. it's just the weather has not cooperated yet. So I haven't been out there to been able to get out there on the Blackstone and get it seasoned and get it ready for the for the summer and stuff. But once I do, bro, I'm cooking everything on that bitch. Every meal is in on that bitch. Literally, dude, I use that thing all the time because there's no mess in the kitchen. Like my wife, and she loves when I cook on that thing cause I'm not wasting no, I'm not dirtying no pans or shit. I do it all. I'm going to learn how to do hibachi, dude.
03:58:53
Speaker
don't know. I mean, it can't be that hard. it's What the hell is hibachi? you that that i mean it's a is it a style of food or yes it's chinese food like you ever been to one of those restaurants where you sit down oh okay i mean they do everything right they're essentially used in a blackstone Yeah, I guess I've made hibachi on there. I've made Chinese rice and stuff. I've got the rice, meat, and the veggies. I'm going to be a goddamn hibachi chef.
03:59:19
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So the the the best thing I've made on there so far, of course, tacos, all the simple shit, but Philly cheesesteaks, bro, I've made tried to make them as authentic as I could. and i mean They turn out great on the ah Blackstone.
03:59:32
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i can't see yeah i can't wait to I can't wait to throw down and make my version of a Philly cheesesteak. Because that's how they're made in Philly. the The original Philly are made on a flat top.
03:59:43
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Yeah, I tried to watch videos and make them ah I've never had a real Philly one, but I followed the recipe. So hoping that I did close. I'm ah i'm ah im a Philly connoisseur.
03:59:55
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So much so that back when I was younger, still in height. Were we still in height? Was that it was our senior year? My buddy and I got up on a Friday and we rode our motorcycles. We drove to Philly from Ohio to get Geno's, which is like end all be all.
04:00:15
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Yeah. I think it's Geno's. Anybody in Philly, correct corrects me if I'm wrong. And got an authentic Philly cheesesteak. We did that a lot. Like we went to Chicago one time just for a Chicago pie.
04:00:30
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The pizza, yeah Chicago pies. What did you think about it? Oh, my God. Worth the drive, bro. du we We went twice to Chicago and and got the real deep dish Chicago stuff. Oh, fuck yeah. There's a pizza shop here down the road from me, and we got to get it because my Kayla's never had ah a Chicago pie. It's not a pizza. It's Chicago pie.
04:00:55
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Literally. They make an authentic Chicago pie and it's so fucking good. um But yeah, dude, we hopped on our bikes on our Friday and went to Chicago for a weekend just to get just to get fucking pizza.
04:01:09
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Just to get pizza. yeah we we would did We did the same thing. We went up to Detroit because Detroit is known for pizza like real pizza. Detroit got some killer ass pizza. New York, your pizza's whack as fuck. It's cardboard with grease and pepperoni. Stop it. Stop it, in New York.
04:01:26
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Stop it. You're not in the pizza game. Stop it. But every now and then I do like a New York slice. you know like when i go to ah like Actually, when I go to Vegas and I stay at the New York, New York sometimes, yeah I'll eat their pizza there because it's kind of like New York style.
04:01:44
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Now, i will say what New York does have locked down. Bagels? Lock them down. Deli subs? Deli sandwiches?
04:01:55
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you're not getting You're not getting a better deli sandwich outside of New York. Again, it been weekend trips to New York for no reason other than to eat. I'm a food guy, man. I love food. I'm right there with you, bro. I'm a fucking food guy.
04:02:08
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So I'm going to travel. Stranger danger. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm glad this asshole's in here because I got to piss. Oh my god, your danger danger. Who the fuck knows it better than a fucking New Yorker? i was saying Hold on a second. Hold on one second. New York, okay? So fuck you. Get the fuck out of Don't take a piss, you fucking... Forget about it, you fucking moolies. Don't take you fucking... fucking st gota
04:02:46
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Who cares as shit show supervisor? I just saw that right now. know and Really? That's been there for like a fucking year. Buddy. What, Chaka? How the fuck you about, Buddy? What's up, dude?
04:02:58
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Chilling, man. Just living. Is my TV too loud? I can turn it down. I can't even hear it, honestly. Oh, okay. I'm watching On Patrol. On Patrol.
04:03:10
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On patrol? Yeah, used to be live PD, but then when they got banned for being righty, they went down. trouble life So now i have a friend. My friend Annette is a the head guard of a ward in a Supermax in Toledo.
04:03:29
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And her boyfriend is a detective for Toledo PD. And Toledo PD is on life on patrol. Oh, fuck yeah. He fucking hates it, dude. He fucking hates it.
04:03:43
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I can only imagine. He's like fucking worrying about the fucking cameraman and the other bullshit and having them fucking ride around with me and want to talk in their spare time.
04:03:56
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Fuck these guys, he says. So I'm watching to see if he ends up on TV and I'll be like, fuck you, fucking Mark, you douche nugget. Glick, I found a new way to get drunker quicker. Are you butt-chugging? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, those are no joke. Those cut waters are no joke, bro. Hold on. Those motherfuckers.
04:04:22
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Hold on a damn second. Hold on a damn second, Rick. Yeah, those are no joke. But um you're back on the drinky drink? ah Only this weekend because it's Memorial Day and I've got a lot of military friends. I got a fucking...
04:04:37
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toasty Wow. and and And that's how you toast to your military friends with lady drinks. Bro. deal with devastating i was surprised one night. I got live margaritas. These motherfuckers will devastate you.
04:04:56
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My wife came up with some cup waters I'm six in the hole and I'm like holy fuck I ordered fucking $30 worth of Taco Bell at midnight That's how drunk I am You haven't drank for several months bro Well no no no okay so In the last two months When Wyatt and I go to the gym on a Saturday And we fucking bang out a two and half hour workout We go to Twin Peaks afterwards We order food And I'll get a beer there Or when I bought a bottle of bourbon to marinate my steak in, yeah i had a glass of it to try and see how good the bourbon was. Because it was a brand I'd never bought before.
04:05:33
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But that's not drinking. youre Yeah, no, no, no. I'm not drinking to a doctor. This is the first time I've had a fucking solid buzz since New Year's Eve. You're definitely not buzzed right now, my friend.
04:05:44
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You want to put fucking dollars to donuts on that? um you Wait, you guys got donuts? I have no donuts. You're not buzzed. You're a little bit higher than buzzed. Oh, no, no, no. I'm not past buzzed. Like, I would drive to Taco Bell to get food if they wouldn't deliver.
04:05:57
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But they're going to deliver, I'm good. you You just ordered $30 worth Taco Bell. Well, that's because of the tip. The fucking DoorDash was like $22. were buzzed.
04:06:08
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I'm probably going to get sick from this shot and then eating all this Taco Bell. I'll probably get sick and that'll be okay because I'll feel good for a minute, but then I'll throw up. The shot? What are you doing? and the doctor The doctors put me on the shot.
04:06:21
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What shot? Like the Olympic shot. i you got i had yes i I had cleared 400 pounds, dude. My goodness, lady, thank you.
04:06:33
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I appreciate you. You're my fucking hero! She's probably Is that the Taco Bell delivery? Waddling off my porch. Dude, I was doing this show one time and I ordered... Hold on, I gotta go get my food. I'll be right back. Hold that thought, motherfucker. Okay.
04:06:52
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Oh, man, hold that thought. This is this is a wild story. ah
04:07:00
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this fucking fool he has not drank in months and he's like um buzzed he ain't buzzed he's fucked up what's his what's his what's his name again what are they called that's right that's right that's my co-host on uh unnecessary yeah that's right so was it Get your headphones on, you fucking twat. and so am back last summer when i was went Last summer, when I was acting a fool single as shit, we were doing this show and I ordered DoorDash. I ordered more beer.
04:07:31
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No, that wasn't that. du You weren't single, bro. I remember you ordered two Deuce Deuces and the bitch showed up with 230 racks. You only got charged for two Deuce Deuces. Yeah, we got we got three cases of beer.
04:07:46
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yeah well I wasn't single. No, no. Last summer when I was single, I ordered beer. We were doing this show and I ordered beer and the door dasher showed up and she was drinking with you.
04:08:01
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And she was like this stupid hot ass redhead shake. That's what I'm talking about. Redheads are crazy, bro. Yeah. You guys were all in here on the panel, just bullshit. way i'm under I'm chatting her up. I'm talking to her, blah, blah, blah.
04:08:17
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So I'm like, you know, I got no game. I know I have not. You're not single. Fuck your life. I'm not single. i'm I'm not mad at it. but like But I'm like, I know I have no game at all. Two hours. Fuck you. But I'm like, i'm like god I am single, by the way.
04:08:36
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What? and Oh, we fire yeah. we'll get into that when you're done. There's DoorDash chick I ever had show up at my house, and she was like, and and and And I say it, and as it's coming out of my mouth, I'm going, oh, you could do so much better than that, bro. like on and and And I got feel like a jackass, and I'm just going to take my beer and come back here to the panel and defeat. And she was like, well...
04:09:05
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you might be the hottest guy I've ever door dashed to. And I was like, oh, shit. I said, I'm doing a podcast right now. um But if you want to give me your number or I can give you my number. Francis. here a little bit So she gave me her number. texted her right there to make sure it was like her real number. You know, she wasn't going to fuck with me.
04:09:27
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And it was. And I came back here. And before I got done, And she was like, text me when your show's over. I'm going to go grab another 12-pack of Miller Lite. I was like, oh, okay. So I got on with the show. Fucking texted her. I said, hey, show's over.
04:09:46
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You want to come hang out? as shit. Like 10 minutes later, she fucking showed up, dude, with a 12-pack of Miller Lite. She bought it before they stopped selling it. And she showed up and we had a few beers and hung out and it was Tuesday when she left. Did you leave her? That's fucking stupid. yeah yeah i gave her a Dude, I gave her the best review ever.
04:10:11
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Did you chat GPT that review? Like, give me the best review ever. fli Yeah, how do you make this sound? Yeah, no, it was cool as and and then And then I, like, hit her up, like, the next week, and I was like, hey, there's thats really cool band. that's Francis, are you live on TikTok right now or no?
04:10:31
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No, I don't think I can go live on TikTok. Well, fuck me running, bro. So like the next week I hit her up and i was like, Hey, there's a really cool band playing right down here at West church. So, so you want to hang out, have a couple of beverages.
04:10:44
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and nothing I was like, okay, cool. She just won the fuck she just wanted to fuck. and Okay, cool. Your old lady's not far away, I'm sure. wish I went and seen the band. and Last summer, last summer i was a fucking I was a hot mess last summer, man. Yeah, I fucking called you out on it too, bro. I was like, bro.
04:11:05
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What are you doing? like You better get your shit together, man Negro. but I didn't have a job. but I called you out, didn't I? Yeah, I got called out. was like, hey, are you fucking working yet? Because you need to get back working so you got something in your life to look forward to.
04:11:20
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I was trying to get a job. You're a hot mess express, Negro. I didn't have no job. My bills were still paid. I had my own house. I had my own car.
04:11:31
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no you had a rental that you paid for. Don't lie. um my My bills were still paid and i still had money to to go fucking do what I wanted.
04:11:42
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and And I would tell... I would like... i would meet these chicks and I'd be like... Meet these bitches. A job. And they're like, well, you got your own place? I'm like, yeah.
04:11:53
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You got a car? Yeah. It was better than last guy was with. Fucking right. I have a job for lack of trying. Now, and that's the crazy thing was And all balling down to the DUI bullshit that I had, man, because now I got companies kicking my door in.
04:12:10
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But I'm happy where I'm at. I could be making a lot more money. What the fuck?
04:12:16
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Bro, can I share this shit out of the Tic Tac? Tic Tac? Now that that DUI is expunged off of my record, like, I literally have companies kicking my door down.
04:12:28
Speaker
How do I fucking go live on the Tic Tac with this shit? You can't. what Why are you banned on there? oh the the the podcast page is permanently banned.
04:12:39
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yeah Oh, for fuck's sake! You realize I could bring a whole new fucking level of viewership if I went back on TikTok, right? You can go live on your TikTok on here somehow, some way. I don't know how. It's bullshit. You got to dance through a lot of hoops and do a hoopty-hoop. I don't have to do shit. I just click the live fucking button. All right, click the button and put your camera in our, and then tell them to come to our YouTube channel.
04:13:05
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I'm going to go grab some more beers. Yeah, you need to fucking do that. Some more cervezos, Vato. Cervezos, homie, I'll be right back. I need to get some cervezos. Hey, cabron, you fucking chucha.
04:13:23
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We just learned that my boy Chaka is actually Puerto Rican. He's not. but He's lying to you. He's Puerto Rican. He's the fucking liar. <unk>s so I initially wanted to call him a liar, but I don't think he is. I think he's Puerto Rican.
04:13:39
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Oh, I need to fucking be careful smoking on my life. Oh, yeah, you got to be careful. Oh, yeah, you're on. Dude, we're monetized now. We are officially making money on this on this network.
04:13:49
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I'm not making a fucking dime because our Sunday show is not going, but once our Sunday show kicks back off, I expect a check in the fucking mail, Negro. Well, we made a whole 40 cents on Facebook.
04:14:00
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I expect fucking like 15 of that, buddy. and ah In the last seven days. and And I'm going to eat while we do this. And you know what? don't give a fuck what nobody judges me about. Because I'm starving.
04:14:12
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You want to know how to eat today? Do you really want to know? I'll tell you. Tell me. I had five bites cottage cheese.
04:14:21
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What are you down to right now, Bobo? I don't really want... Okay, well, because we're on a podcast and I give a fuck what nobody says. so in january of uh 122 26 i'm i weighed in at 417 pounds i cleared the 400 mark hey um do what i said god damn fat boy yeah you ain't fucking the heaviest i've ever been in my whole life he's also put four well you know that'll happen
04:14:55
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um I'm not height discriminating you. So I started dieting and working out everything with Wyatt because Wyatt's a fucking... That motherfucker slays in the gym. You've seen it.
04:15:11
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He's a monster. Dude, for six fucking six one at 230 pounds, that kid is building a brick shithouse. I don't know how you and I've never seen her, but I can only imagine what she looks like. I don't know how you and your ex-wife.
04:15:26
Speaker
I can show you if you ever want to know what she looks like. i mean I mean, I'm honestly kind of curious. oh yeah. ah Hold on. I'll show you. Hang on. Because you got some good looking kids. I mean, we tell Peyton. not pet Well, you know, you know, ugly parents always make the best looking kids.
04:15:39
Speaker
This is true. I've seen my kids. Hang on one second. I'll show you. yeah yeah no My ex-wife, dude, ah for all the things I have to say about her, she's actually a really, really pretty, pretty woman. i was gonna say so When she does herself upright, she's very, very pretty.
04:15:59
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So, pet a and wah take after their mom. god yeah No, I wish I could say that, but they definitely take after me. Wyatt does look like you. All right, so keep in mind, we've been divorced for over 10 years.
04:16:14
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So these are old pictures. Okay, well, yeah. that's what well And that's what Matt's the
04:16:23
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like. Max, that's not a bad-looking woman. um What's she look like now? Like, we did pretty good. As a couple, like we look we look pretty solid. Oh my God, Wyatt looks just fucking like you, dude.
04:16:39
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Buddy, that's not even my kid. That's me. No, no. I know that's you, but Wyatt looks... I know. Oh, dude, you're not fucking wrong. You are not even fucking close to wrong, right?
04:16:50
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Dude. So, yeah, Wyatt isn't spitting image me. When that kid grows a beard, he is going to look just like me. Yeah, that's why I feel bad for my my middle um my middle daughter, Buggy. You know Buggy. so yeah many Well, I've heard of her. I've never actually seen her, by the way. My phone my middle daughter is my clone. Fuck everybody who judged me for eating.
04:17:12
Speaker
Yeah, fucking fat ass. Okay, okay. Well, you know what? You guys... you yeah Rick, you were a pretty good looking cat in your younger days, bro.
04:17:23
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I mean, I'm not terrible now, but I could look better, obviously. You're not terrible now, you're definitely better back. So, since I went on the shot, I'm down 31 pounds. i Okay, cool. um It's time for my shot to actually go up a level.
04:17:38
Speaker
But if I eat too much, it makes you want to vomit. Yeah. so so So Kayla has the shot too, but she she has diabetes. she got oh So she's got a different one. what' she Which one's she on?
04:17:52
Speaker
I don't know. She's ozempic. But she was originally prescribed ozempic before it became the weight loss craze for her diabetes. I don't know what it is. I don't know anything about that. You know why? Because...
04:18:07
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ah your boy is uh diabetes diabetes is zep bound fat fatty liver is wagovi and it was the original og but but i don't know my insurance wouldn't approve any of them are you paying out of pocket yeah i had to go on a compound which is trisepatide which cost me 140 a month you but so trisepatide is a peptide you're doing peptides and you're mixing it yourself yep I got you. I feel you. so and and was up I mean, i knew it cost me $140 a month without insurance.
04:18:44
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ah wish I wish had. Which isn't bad. quality of life, I'll take it. i wish I wish I knew the struggle, but your boy is six to a svelte, a 295 pounds.
04:18:59
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that um i'm i'm i am six foot three hundred and ten If you got down to 275, 260, Glick, you'd be built like a brick shithouse.
04:19:13
Speaker
I'm going to be honest with you. I'm already built like a brick shithouse, but I won't. You have the dad chub that hangs over your belt line, which is what everybody talks about. oh No. I've seen you without a shirt. You do.
04:19:26
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Yeah, you have. ah and And for those who are going to automatically think terrible things, I just want to go ahead and put... me Is that Burt Kreiser in the back?
04:19:38
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It is Burt Kreiser. For those of you guys who don't know, Burt and I go way back. yeah know wait minute We're good friends. But do you... ah Well, for this story, yes
04:20:02
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Chuck, I don't know if you've had the pleasure of meeting Rick before, but this is my guy. We met on TikTok years ago. i've met him ah when you guys interviewed Zeke. I've been on a show yeah another time before that, just hanging out on a Saturday show.
04:20:16
Speaker
This world record drinks too much for me to remember that we've met each other. yeah i didn't know. I said I didn't know. and find god It also has to do with the fact that you have to remember, I've done like almost a thousand Of nonsensical nonsense. Hey, real quick. Can you still go live on your backup on TikTok?
04:20:37
Speaker
I can go live on my primary account. Well, go live and we'll do a joint live so people have a clue what the fuck I'm talking about. Because right now it's just me answering you on my TikTok. I don't have a clue what the fuck's going on.
04:20:49
Speaker
idea yeah I the TikTok live also. Tell them to go to the nonsensical network on YouTube. and mar Go to the nonsensical network on YouTube because that's what Francis fucking says to do because he's the boss of everything. And he thinks he's fucking big helicopter dick but it looks like a light switch.
04:21:14
Speaker
Motherfucker trying to be like, oh, I'm swinging dick, but it's like... Yeah, you're talking... even Even a light switch can helicopter if you've got that gyration. It can't because it doesn't go side to side. It just goes straight up and down.
04:21:27
Speaker
You're not a founding member of the TPG with me. Dude, I'm totally good with being a tiny pecker gang, but listen, nobody fucking knows. So if I get y'all bitches to go live, I'll head you to my ticky tacky.
04:21:41
Speaker
And then it's just added fucking fuck deal because you can't go live on your nonsensical. oh what's your what's your What's your TikTok revenue? It's, uh, hold on, let me tell you.
04:21:54
Speaker
Who the fuck knows what my TikTok is? Bearded.mf.redneck69. I have to rearrange everything here in my studio. Yeah, well, that's what happens when you're super gay.
04:22:10
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it's not just gay it's super gay oh i didn't know that i was super gay you're super gay buddy yeah so gay but e i didn't say but e oh oh my god click you want to know some crazy shit so we got a buddy Who does... ah He's on a PC for COD. the And he has a VPN.
04:22:46
Speaker
So we VPN ourselves to the UK servers. Oh my god. Bro. You know how Warzone goes, right? Like 15, 18 kills is a good match.
04:23:02
Speaker
Each person 80 kills is a good round, right? In UK? We slayed 146 people.
04:23:14
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I went 31 and 34 on UK servers. In Warzone? Yes. On resurgent schedules. We're up Chaka!
04:23:26
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hey there's somebody I got you, buddy. Hang on. I'm trying to send you invite. I think I sent you the invite, did I? Yeah. all right I sent Glick the invite too. Jesus Christ. You should adjust your camera. don't think ever went live TikTok before. should adjust your camera. Your man titties are falling out.
04:23:45
Speaker
No, they're not. My man titties are totally contained, bitch. They're falling out, bro. No, they're not! Don't be rude, or I'm going to go put a hoodie on. um I'm telling you. do you body shame? This is 2026, my dude. Don't body shame me with your stupid ass hat on.
04:24:03
Speaker
I'm not butockeyed umm body shaming you. You are. You totally are body shaming. looking I'm going to leave the whole network. I'm looking out for you, bro. No, I'm go leave the network. You body shame me, I'll leave.
04:24:15
Speaker
I already fucking hate you. I already fucking disowned Rock Lee. Did you really? ah he he all dude he... What happened? He he he betrayed me. Okay, this I don't know if this is serious or not. What happened? he may i had i had to stifle my own tears last night to to mend Kayla's broken heart and and and to and and to wipe her tears away. And then once she fell asleep,
04:24:46
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Then I held myself and and cried myself to sleep last night because of the absolute betrayal that Rock Lee did. What did do?
04:24:58
Speaker
Tell me. Well, if you want to know, you should go watch the Lazy Shaman show from last night. Oh, you probably know I'm not going to do that. Yeah, well, he just, he just, just know that, just know that, that Rock Lee, you know, you're a New York guy, Rick.
04:25:16
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You're a New York guy. And, and and and you know, I'm not. i You know, I like to sometimes I've been compared to like a godfather, the Don around here on the network.
04:25:27
Speaker
Is that what we're going to call it? I created this network. um I bring the right people on. You know, I make sure I bring a crew of people on and the people that I trust and people that I respect.
04:25:39
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And, you know, I kind of like think of myself as Don Vito or Don Coriolan or, you know. Oh, settle down there, you fat-headed mutant. ah But, um yeah, and and unfortunately unfortunately, in the days to come, Rock Lee and even Jedi, RIP. Glick didn't join my life.
04:26:05
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They may not be with us here in the near future. What happened? Bad things happened. all i got All I gotta to say is the betrayal was so bad that Judas himself, the man who betrayed Jeebus Kribbist, literally was like, wow, Rocky, that's cold.
04:26:30
Speaker
Bro. The man who betrayed Jeebus Kribbist, our Lord and Savior, even said, Rocky, you fucked I haven't met Jeepers Creepers, but I feel like this is a major thing.
04:26:45
Speaker
I've watched Jeepers Creepers before. I've watched that multiple times, buddy. Rocky identified himself as a villain and Jedi's weapon of mass destruction to take me down.
04:27:00
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so Where's Jedi? On TikTok, huh? Jedi's gone. Rocky's gone.
04:27:09
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They're false prophets. you Say it ain't so. I wish I could. I wish I could, Rick. Buddy, you've got Jedi now. You've got Rocky.
04:27:22
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You've got Brittany. Oh, tu dude. Brittany deserved it. this dude I don't even know if you know what happened. And I may have been too drunk one night and I may have told you the situation. I don't remember. but I don't think I've told you the situation that went down with me in Burton High. But I got to tell you about that, dude. No, but it's got to be entertaining because she's fucking trying do her own jam.
04:27:46
Speaker
I promise you it's entertaining. She's trying to do her own jam. Where at? Yeah. YouTube, I think. I get notified that she's live with so-and-so. Some fucking jamoke.
04:27:58
Speaker
Oh, is it her stupid ass? I'm so desperate to have a fucking relationship that I'm going to... Hold on, what's that? What's the other comedian boy's name? That snotty.
04:28:08
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Yeah. Are they really doing shit? Yeah, they're really going live. I've seen that shit.
04:28:18
Speaker
Yeah, they're really doing some shit. They're trying to at least. Oh, my God. Hey, Greg, you got to join the TikTok live over here, bro. like like Yeah, what the fuck, dude? I've said it to like four times, bro. like um I'm getting there. like I have to be careful because this is the last account I have that I can go live on.
04:28:35
Speaker
That's okay. You can always make backup. I got a backup you can have. It's already got 10,000. You're good. Like two weeks ago, she came up here. I know you and her had a big fucking blowout after she fucking dipped down all of our bullshit. on No, there was no blowout. there was. She's a fucking dirty hoochie, whatever. She's a floozy.
04:28:57
Speaker
She was trying to run her own shit, blah-de-blah-de-blah. There was no... Jedi, I just want you to know I hate you. there was There was no big blowout, big...
04:29:11
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It went down quietly, but the way it should have gone down was big. Oh, so so here you go, Rick. You know what? Fuck it. I'll put it out there. I'll put it out there. Yeah. Fuck it. saturday Throw that shit out. No dirt. so there was no there was no bullshit drama anything like that.
04:29:28
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She just dipped out of the network because the my my focus this year is content. Yeah. and yeah Growth monetization. Yeah.
04:29:40
Speaker
Saturday night is what Saturday night is. We all have fun on Saturday night. and throw all the Saturday night is usually a drunken nightmare. it's and yeah it's it's it's It's just a good time on Saturday nights.
04:29:52
Speaker
ah good If you don't find a way to join my live I'm gonna fucking fist fuck your butthole Right here and I will eventually Just calm down So let me get this out These people on my live have no idea what you're talking about Well tell them to go to our goddamn YouTube channel And they'll fucking know Well I'm gonna fist fuck your butthole If you don't do some dumb shit and join my live I'm gonna double fist fuck your butthole I'm not even gonna squirt no baby oil on I'm straight not diddy in you Oh, I'm glitty oiling you all night long.
04:30:24
Speaker
Oh, what you want? no didy You're going to regret your life choices. I'm going to have big hands, but them bitches are wide as fuck. You're not even actually from New York. You're basically from Canada.
04:30:37
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Buffalo is basically Canada. Ninja. Ninja, please. Ninja please. That's right. got lots of friends on the Tiki tech that don't have a clue what the fuck we're talking about. Cause your stupid ass in here. Get up on here. You see a chakra where you see him coming in and out, coming in and out.
04:31:00
Speaker
It's a one-sided conversation. They don't have a fucking clue. Yeah. They're just like, i don't know what's going on here. I don't know what's going on. God damn bro. Finally, they have a clue. Finally, Glick has come back to the TikTok.
04:31:16
Speaker
Shit, my camera. oh we we clo and we um you you really um but oh All see is mine and your fatheads, Chaka, and they're like, fuck these two homos. They realize there's a third wheel the homo rule.
04:31:32
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If two fat asses weren't enough for you guys, get Traso. It's a trifecta. Yeah, it's a whole fucking shabackle. So the whole shabackle. There was no drama. There was no big fallout. There was no bullshit.
04:31:47
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I just obviously, by the way, if you're watching on here and you guys want to check out the network, bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. I think you can put it in the comments, dickhead.
04:31:59
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I probably can. So can any of you dickheads. i don't know how to do it, douchebag. I don't have time to type. but We all know I'm not technologically advanced. it i'm I'm scrolling and here you are. What's going on, Melissa?
04:32:14
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Can I turn my camera around? How do turn my camera around? I don't know. I don't know either. Either way. so it's just He has so many... dude Chaka. Can you educate this some bitch or what, bro? I don't know if I can.
04:32:30
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so any has use i don't even know how many months ago back... um I've been asked. This arm doesn't flex because doesn't have a bicep.
04:32:41
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ah Somebody in my comments said flex. I can't flex because the good arm is out of the camera. The right arm got fucked up in an injury. The right arm still works. Yeah. So, anyways.
04:32:57
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Yeah, let me move you over here. and Unnamed. it Started a show. And they were supposed to end up.
04:33:08
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friend See, he tells me to get on TikTok. so I'm listening you, stupid. He's too busy showing off his fat ass. my God, I fucking hate you. I fucking hate you too. Is it football season yet? I don't want to be here anymore.
04:33:21
Speaker
it football season so we can go back to liking each other yet? God damn near! We got shit to talk about. We just haven't done a podcast. oh That's because of you. I'm up on Sundays. so any whos Fuck off, bro. so Several odd months back, you know people who are no longer here I said, we want to do a show. We to break. A lot of them, too, by the way. Blah, blah, blah. you know So I'm like, fuck yeah, let's do it.
04:33:45
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And they never did. And then one person left, and I have no problem with this guy to death. no and And then the other person, they just they they were like, we're going to keep doing the show. But all they were doing was Saturday on Wednesday night. And then I messaged them, and I'm like, look.
04:34:04
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and this is This is an actual network of shows. like We are focused on content. So I need you to come correct. Stop throwing shit at the wall. Stop doing bullshit. Stop with everything else.
04:34:17
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like I created a logo for you because I didn't know what you guys wanted. Use that in your thumbnails. You know, if you have guests on, let me know, and I'll create the thumbnails with the guests on the thumbnail, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I got, I'm. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I get it.
04:34:35
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I'll email thumbnail because I am an artist. I'm working on. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that bullshit. I'm working on booking guests. You're getting
04:34:49
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the same person every week. Wait, is it a guy by the name of Snotty? Because I'm super snotty to tonight, and it's not funny at all.
04:35:02
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I'm not going to lie. I wasn't saying any names. but oh I'll fucking call a motherfucker out. I don't give a shit. None of these bitches know me. Come on with it, motherfuckers.
04:35:13
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ah But then i was like, hello there bitch you're not doing what Hey, what's going on, Spike? I don't know. I see a bunch of comments. What's going on, Chatters? um So I was like, look, you're not doing... doesn't hate you. He's just involved in a conversation. i don't who do Who do I hate?
04:35:32
Speaker
I don't know. You just aren't answering people. so He doesn't hate you. He's just involved in a conversation. I literally have three chats right now. All right, shut the fuck up and keep going.
04:35:44
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So anyways, so I'm like, you and other said person, keep doing what you guys are doing. Just call my name Snotty. you guys I called him out already. Just roll with it. i don't give a fuck. Just keep doing what you guys are doing.
04:36:00
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yeah And and then let me know which time frame works better for you on Wednesday, later or earlier, because I'm going to start actually interviewing comedians.
04:36:11
Speaker
What? Real comedians? Real comedians. and she Aiming for like Tony Hinchcliffe and Shane Gillis? She lost her fucking mind.
04:36:23
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And I'm like, he's a real comedian! No, he's not. He's a dumbass. i was I was told. This is what I was told. This is what I was told. You are not a comedian.
04:36:35
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You can't interview comedians.
04:36:41
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Hold on. but but Hold on. oh Let me address this fact. Glick, are we not in the top five in Ohio for podcasts? We are.
04:36:51
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I'm pretty sure we're in the top five. Wait, we might even be in the top three, right? Yeah. i believe we're in the top three for top podcasts in the state of Ohio. you But you're not a comedian and you don't know what's going on.
04:37:07
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So my response my response to that comment was,
04:37:13
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I'm not a fucking musician, but I've been interviewing musicians for a year and a half. But goddamn if you don't play the skin flute like a champ. Goddamn right there. Hashtag Chaka. I love like, He came with solo when I was dancing. Chaka's like, doodle-doodle-doodle.
04:37:36
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Skin flute like a champ. Doodle-doodle-doodle. ah i don't know why i turned sorry to the cholos i don't know if you guys play the skin flu or not but i what up arthur hang on i'm still eating the fucking bernito no so i was like i was like oh i'm like are you fucking serious you're not a comedian either And you're not interviewing comedians. You're a meth head.
04:38:03
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now mind Oh, my bad. ah So so i i was literally said's person said person's only friend on the network in our viewership.
04:38:16
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I was the only one that thought that the potential was there. And and i understand and I understand, Rick, I know you're going come at me. i thought the same thing of Jerevishi.
04:38:27
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I seen the potential in Jerevishi and I got fucked. i But there wasn't any. I seen the potential in talking shit and I got fucked.
04:38:40
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I seen the potential in so many people on this network and I always wind up getting fucked. Um... yeah so' a good way And this is this was another situation where I seen the potential and I tried. And and and before i decided to do a show, I said, look, this is where the network's going. This is what I want from you. I want you to do said show.
04:39:06
Speaker
I need you to give me a logo and I need you to give me an intro. I'm working on it. I've been told I'm working on it for six goddamn months. Dude, I can knock out those intros in like 30 seconds, bro.
04:39:20
Speaker
I did. i I broke Rocky's balls because he did a six-song album, and it took him 10 years. And I said, I've done six songs in an hour, bro. Chad GPG is a hell of a thing, isn't it? chat and so So i'm like I'm like, why does it take you this long to do a logo?
04:39:40
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I'm drawing it. don't give a fuck. like Why, though? I've known a lot of artists that can bang something out in a day.
04:39:52
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Two days. out like I don't fucking care. So I was like, fuck it. You and Snotty, you've already called him out. Keep doing what you're doing on Wednesday nights.
04:40:07
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What time frame do you want? Do you want to go late on Wednesday nights or do you want to go early? Because I'm going to start interviewing comedians. And i really literally put one post out on Facebook. No other social media for comedians to come on a podcast, to be interviewed and hang out.
04:40:28
Speaker
Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, said post was put out. What are we in? March? or in your Buddy, we're almost in June. so So this was put out in...
04:40:41
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February, March, April. March. I'm riding a struggle bus right now. since since Since March, and I have been locking down and scheduling comedians to come on Glick's Comedy Lounge where I interview and hang out with comedians.
04:40:58
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I'm currently scheduled out to October. To the second week of October, I have comedians booked. And what I was told when I said Bring comedians on. Book comedians. I'm working on it. It's hard.
04:41:14
Speaker
No, it's not hard because you're going in the same stupid-ass circle of Northeast Ohio and Pittsburgh of a bunch of fucking jerk-offs that call themselves goddamn comedians. I'll step on the line with that one. But it's nonetheless. The truth is the truth. You want to just fucking hang out and throw shit at a fucking wall.
04:41:33
Speaker
do that continue to do that do what you're doing is what i told that person but i'm actually going to bring comedians on and i'm going to interview comedians on since i've started doing glicks ah comedy lounge i've had four comedians to this point that have been on kill tony no shit And I have more scheduled. I have had a comedian on that opened for Keenan Ivory Waynes.
04:42:06
Speaker
And multiple other named comedians. I had a comedian on who has opened up for Miss Pat. I met her fucking agent on a plane.
04:42:18
Speaker
I've had great comedians on. I've had not so great comedians on, but I've had great comedians on. And from here on out, the the the the level of comedians and and and what they're doing is just getting higher and higher. yeah You're going to hold it to a higher standard. It makes sense. It's just like, it's not that fucking hard. so no No. For anybody who feels some sort of way or anybody who's been told a story, I didn't fire Britney.
04:42:46
Speaker
I didn't kick Britney off the network. Hold on. Hold on. You can't fire somebody who doesn't get paid for something. Exactly. I didn't kick her off the network.
04:42:57
Speaker
I didn't do any of that. I was actually her biggest fan, her biggest cheerleader, and pushed her to do better. She left on her own accord. And then, and then,
04:43:11
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we have the blow up. After, now mind you, Before I started doing that show, before I decided to do that show, months went on, her going on other streams, her doing streams on this network, and I'll go ahead and say it, my network, work the Nonsensical Network, by the way, if you're watching us, bio.link slash Nonsensical Network, you can find us on all the social medias. Give us a follow, give us a like, give us share. We're currently live on YouTube, Facebook, yeah and X. But um she was going on other streamers' channels.
04:43:46
Speaker
And she was talking mad shit about me. She was running my name into the ground. She was all he was doing that on COD, dude, when we used to game with her. She was going on other fucking COD players groups and talking shit, not knowing that we were all pals and we gamed together.
04:44:01
Speaker
She was on my network, doing shows on my network. And I'm going to go ahead and say that. Talking shit and trashing it. And talking shit about me and trashing me. And a couple weeks ago, she came up in here all methed out, all drunk as fuck, acting a goddamn fool, acting as ridiculous as can be.
04:44:22
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and every time I would go to talk, she would start yelling and screaming over top of me. I wish the fuck she'd come up right now. and and And I reached a breaking point, and I kicked her off the panel.
04:44:34
Speaker
And at that time, when kicked off the panel. That says lot on Saturday to get booted from the panel without showing your junk. and and and And at that time when I kicked her off the panel, i was like, you know what? Fuck it. Let's do it.
04:44:45
Speaker
Because I'm sick and fucking tired of every one of these sorry ass motherfuckers. Hey, got a new guest request, but whatever. going take it. We'll see if they want to pop up. Who's this podcast, who's been on this network.
04:44:56
Speaker
When they leave, they want to run me into the ground. They want to make me look like the asshole. They want to make me be the villain. They want to make this, that, and the other thing. said, well, you know what? Congratulations. What? No way.
04:45:08
Speaker
yeah you got your goddamn villain. You got your fucking bill. because People want to badmouth you after they fucking leave? That's a lie. right That's crazy, bro. so and and i went up And I went in on it. I went in on Britney. Now, mind you, it took her a week. It took her a week before she texted me.
04:45:28
Speaker
And she texted me with her fake-ass gangster bullshit trying to be a tough guy, running her fucking mouth, and I just hit her with facts. Very professional. Very professional.
04:45:39
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Very fact-driven so that I didn't portray myself the way that I have been meant to be portrayed. So at the end of the day, yeah, you fuckers keep pushing me.
04:45:56
Speaker
Don't throw rocks. Eventually you're going to lose your shit. If you live in a glass house, don't fucking throw rocks. You fucking push me. I'm going to reach a point where I'm going to push the fuck back. and and and And when I push back, you don't get to be the victim.
04:46:11
Speaker
Because when I become the villain that you have told everybody that I am... then Yeah, fuck that. A reverse card says that I'm the hero that everyone... Uno Reverso!
04:46:23
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Yes. So, yeah, like, don't... like So that was the huge fallout of Brittany. I didn't kick her off the network. I wanted her still to be here. I tried to work... I didn't. or ah You didn't. Nobody did. Nobody did. I was her only friend here. Nobody on the network wanted her here. Kayla didn't want her here. Nobody in the chat wanted her here. I was her only goddamn friend. Well, it's funny because she came to you because of me.
04:46:48
Speaker
Yeah, she is here because of you. So it's all your fault. So fuck you. Well, fuck my life or whatever. and so so So TikTok is new to me. is art it Can I drink on here or no?
04:47:00
Speaker
Yes. ah Cover your phone screen while you do it. Just put your hand over it. You see me reach forward every once in a while. It's to cover me while I'm smoking or drinking because they get all fucking lived out on it Yeah, I don't want to fuck up anybody's thing. Yeah, so when I... It's not fucking up anybody's life. You'll be the one that gets the ban.
04:47:21
Speaker
But so when when you see my hand go up like this, it's because I'm taking a drag off my cigarette i don't want to fucking deal with it. Because everybody got a warning on the bottom that says consuming substances featured in this life could harm your health.
04:47:35
Speaker
I was like, whoa, okay. Yeah, it's so dumb, dude. They're fucking super libtard. Because I said that, i could probably get fucking... I've been live banned more times than I can count, dude. It's fucking six kinds of stupid.
04:47:50
Speaker
yeah I got live banned driving down the road one day. i was live streaming while I was driving. And they banned me for nudity. What?
04:48:02
Speaker
ah What? I was wearing a lime green high-beige shirt. And they banned me for nudity. and I was like, hold the fuck on a minute here maybe that's the reason i haven't gone live on tick tock that's why um it's super lib dude it's super lib i see that's that's why we that's why we lost uh the network account was for nudity and sexual content and i was literally doing this right here
04:48:35
Speaker
It's crazy that the other stream that we're streaming on right now is not doing anything. You get away with everything. But TikTok does. Yeah. Yep. They're super lib on the Tiki Taki.
04:48:49
Speaker
Like X right now. I'm streaming on x also. so Well, that's Elon Musk. He doesn't give a shit about nothing, bro. So we're we're live on here a lot. does does Does my followers see this?
04:49:02
Speaker
On TikTok? Yeah. Yeah, they see her live. So i mean so more more more of the moral of the story with the whole Brittany situation is um i'm um I'm done, Rick, and you know this more than anybody else.
04:49:20
Speaker
um i'm I'm done letting people leave here and run their mouths about me. Now, you you leave here, or if you were current if you were on here in the past, and you bring my name up in your shit again, now I bury you.
04:49:38
Speaker
And now I put your truth out there. When you on the network, bro. What's it? Chaka? wait you Give me a spot on the, on, on this. ah You got your own shit. Don't you?
04:49:51
Speaker
on a more Chaka, you, you, you, You want to spot on the network? You want to Yeah, we'll have to talk, but yeah I haven't been doing shit. There ain't no money involved in it, Chuck. If you're looking for pay, there ain't none.
04:50:06
Speaker
already know what this Well, well, we all... Shut up, Glick. There ain't no money. So check this so check this out, Rick. So we we are in the first stage of monetization, and apparently I... Apparently I... I overstepped my boundaries, and...
04:50:24
Speaker
pissed wally off sorry wally i love you buddy but um on saturdays on the on on saturdays chat now the the highest super chatter on saturday nights for for the time being um they what you get in return for being the highest super chatter is you can co-host on one of the other shows during the week Glick's House Room, Glick's Comedy Lounge, Unnecessary Roughness when we're doing it.
04:50:54
Speaker
Yeah. So how did john did Wally get mad? Because i didn't ask him if it was okay to have a random co-host on his show.
04:51:06
Speaker
like not I was wrong for doing that and I got yelled at by so is he not doing his show anymore no he is he is he is okay where the fuck is his stupid ass he's killing Wally is killing it bro Wally's killing it man really yeah Wally's killing it dude but you have some of the highest viewership not I think all the shows are pretty even but I will say this Wally has something and I'm not gonna say what it is I see you Arthur i I'm not going to say what it is, but Wally has a potential here in the next couple weeks for something fucking massive. Right, buddy. Share us out.
04:51:46
Speaker
Something massive. And something massive for the network. and i hope I have one more burrito to eat, so bear with me. I'm fucking starving. Wally and Johnny are killing it on monday johnny bones johnny bongs fidel bongs man my god yeah i believe click i mean of course of course my channel is monetized but what i can bring is i can bring sponsors dude i just I just haven't had a show that I wanted to do.
04:52:12
Speaker
No, I do more more like a tech sponsor. I get a lot of tech sponsors. yeah But if I'm part of the network, and of course, they're going to sponsor the whole yeah network. let's let's Let's talk outside. I didn't know. i Yeah, we'll talk. i want I want to grow the network, and I want to have more faces on. Like Rocky wants to do a show.
04:52:30
Speaker
And the great thing about Rocky is Rocky's in that time. Rocky brings a lot of music. He'd be good, honestly. He'd be going to take over your music show. No, no. If you got a spot for like a crypto content, dude, I'm not going to. Oh, Jesus. art about you and rock You guys are three hours behind us.
04:52:49
Speaker
Oh, yeah. So we could do, ah like, say you wanted to do a show on Tuesday, Chaka. I could do my 8 o'clock show, and you could do a show afterwards, and it's only 7 o'clock your time.
04:53:02
Speaker
You know what mean? yeah Where the fuck are you, Chaka? I'm in California, so right now... You hate your life, don't you? oh Dude, i'm getting I can't even think about it because I get taxed. Yeah, because you hate... Hey, I'm from New York. I feel it.
04:53:18
Speaker
yeah Believe me, I get it. I've been in New York for like 15 years, bro. Stop it.
04:53:27
Speaker
you Yeah, Glick, I'll definitely hit you up, Glick. We'll have to talk about it.
04:53:34
Speaker
16 years in November I've been gone. I thought you were saying 16 or 6. I was like, yeah, you've been... 16 years in November I've been gone from New York. Seriously, Chaka, if it's something you're interested in, let's talk me on the scenes.
04:53:49
Speaker
Yeah, i know I know you hit me up before, but at that time I was doing stuff. I ain't got nothing going on now. Yeah, you gotta fuck them horses. Yeah. i would love to Yeah, fuck them fools. I would love to...
04:54:01
Speaker
bring in Shaman and Jedi. you know because that's with Oh my god, that would be so much fun. i miss, I love, I got on here, I love you Glick, but I got on here hoping Jedi was on. no i love i don't I love those guys. He fucking loves me and I don't know why.
04:54:16
Speaker
Yeah, I want to bring those guys on and give them the Friday night spot here on the network. I love those guys. Have you told them? I can hit them up. Yeah, yeah we we've kind of it around and talked about it. But that's what this network was designed for. I don't want every show to be me. You be like, Jason, nobody cares about you.
04:54:35
Speaker
Yeah, I don't want every show to be me and Wally. I want the network to actually be shows with different people. And then on Saturday nights, we all come together and, and, and yeah, we're all on a panel together and we hang out as long as we can. I'm going to be here for the full six hours, but the rest of the network can come in as long as they can.
04:54:54
Speaker
But ultimately like, I want to bring in so many. That's why I like I wanted to bring the mental health show back. But I specifically wanted a female co-host because I didn't want to do a men's mental health. I wanted to do a mental health show. I want to honestly it ah that that men's mental health was so fucking cool.
04:55:13
Speaker
It was so good. And I fucked up because and and and nothing against Connor because I love Connor to death. Connor's my guy. Connor will always be my guy. um We there's no ill will between Connor and I, but I should have never designed that show for him. And and it kind of like it was originally designed for Takeover, but then it became him and Jerevichy. And I should have never done that. I should have never done that. I should have I should have stayed on that show.
04:55:43
Speaker
And I would love to bring that back, but i want I specifically don't want to do men's mental health. I want to do mental health in general, and I want a female co-host. But here's the problem. You look at the rest of the network, ah women are kind of shy. but but But, ladies, ladies, the month of June is all about you on Glick's House of Music.
04:56:04
Speaker
Which is funny because the month of June is actually ah trans month and gay pride month and men's mental health month. I don't know. I'm dumb i am so excited for June because I've got three badass rocker chicks that are coming on. and then oh yeah.
04:56:24
Speaker
And I've got a country duo that is, i don't know if there are a couple. I don't want to make em Don't get crazy, bud. don get crazy bud There's ah a lovely young lady and a very good-looking gentleman who do country music together. But I'm so excited because the three rocker chicks kick ass, and they're all friends of one of my favorite people in the rocker chick world, Jules.
04:56:50
Speaker
And so, like, the month of June is all about the ladies on Glickshops. That's what I like to hear.
04:57:00
Speaker
Oh, yeah. ah so Hopefully we can get we can get a little bit more of the lady.
04:57:09
Speaker
yeah Oh, I didn't even realize Jay was in here. What up, Dick? He's talking smack. He's talking smack.
04:57:21
Speaker
But he doesn't want to meet me out behind the Walmart Supercenter where I've been practicing Taekwondo. Bathurst. Michael fucking Bathurst. What's going on, buddy?
04:57:33
Speaker
Undecided about Bathurst. I like Bathurst. I like Bathurst, man. he's came on I jumped on his stream a couple times just chilling. He might be a weirdo. I like Michael. He's a good dude, man. He's a genuine guy.
04:57:48
Speaker
ah like Michael. How you doing, buddy? Oh, he's on the X. Oh, shit. we got we I can see the X chat. Yep, he's on the X. Yep. He's not on my ex. I love that he hashtag shouted himself, though. He might be on mine.
04:58:04
Speaker
I love that he hashtag shouted himself. yeah Way to promo yourself, dork. ah Shouting himself. Where did you get the card?
04:58:17
Speaker
I don't know, but we're going to come get your mom, Jay. Already had his mom. Wasn't that good? Yeah. Barbarian is kind of a compliment. I i know. I'm not mad. youish Shit, ain't mad at it. ain't mad. Barbarian.
04:58:32
Speaker
I'm going to have my girl call me barbarian. going to try to get my wife on the stream more, too. she's starting to get more comfortable with it. Is she cool? She's cool. I've never seen her, met her or nothing. now she's partying in the garage she's partying in the garage with her her friend, but she came on earlier and just answer said hi. Hold on, what the fuck? you got You got your wife with her friend and she's not in the chat, like on the stream? What the fuck, bro?
04:58:59
Speaker
No, she's living real life. She's living real life. Recently single, like soby just need a dumbass excuse to travel. Rick, Rick. His Mexican wife is in the garage with his black friend.
04:59:13
Speaker
That's okay. I ain't done a piece of dark meat in a minute. Yeah, I thought we were going to get... I can set that up yeah i'll go i will go get them it's on your couch bro i'm just warning you now it's happening on your couch you you have my couch you can have this office whatever you need whatever i'll light a fucking incense more you for you before you run if i get the office straight up only fans i'm not gonna lie you got all this equipment you can use i'm gonna create only fans for that one
04:59:47
Speaker
Real life is the best. Hey, man, real life is awesome. but you know Hold on, hold on, hold on. If us three were in a gang, what would it be called? The Cholo Chubbies.
05:00:00
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The Chalupos. And we're all white as fuck. He's not white. god Yeah, i was just telling i was just telling I was just telling Glick, I'm Puerto Rican, bro. I showed him my family and everything. i was like, hey, I'm Puerto Rican. Hey, fool, what you doing? I'm Puerto Margarita.
05:00:17
Speaker
That's why i go for i go for I go from white to Puerto Rican like in an instant. Two other brothers. Oh, he jumps in shades. He's fucking Puerto Bacon. Chaka two brothers. Chaka's white.
05:00:31
Speaker
His other brother's Mexican. What do you mean? Black. Do we still have black brother? i i can show I'll put i put the picture up on on YouTube. you oh I'm by far the poorest, Mr. J. I'm by far the most brokest of the broke, my dude.
05:00:49
Speaker
I pay out so much money in child sport, I am the poorest of the poor. so it's in the back chat on YouTube. Chaka and his brothers. So that's on the list. snap! but That's my my youngest brother with the afro, and then my ah oldest my second oldest younger brother. Bro, you totally got screwed with the white gene. I'm telling you. No government assistance, no benefits, no nothing for you. Yeah.
05:01:17
Speaker
So it was like, it's just crazy. Like, our family picture is just a fucking, we go from any shade. It's funny, my grandma's black. You are still trying to be a troll. you Dude, how old are you? He's not even good at it, bro. I'll flat out admit, i pay a lot of money in child support every month. I'm content being bored, so my kids are not.
05:01:42
Speaker
money the poor i bite I might be of the poorest. Yeah, i'm I'm actually, this is all I got. I'm living i'm in a storage unit right now. But I make the shit look good. know For some reason, I don't believe you. But whatever, we'll go with that. i'm in a storage unit right now, bro.
05:01:57
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and chaco Chaka lives in a real white neighborhood. where where are you in Cali, Chaka? I live in an Indian neighborhood. where are you in cali that means you got the money shut the fuck up i'm i'm i'm we'll say la area i'm in la yeah okay so hold on the reason that i ask is my dad grew up in simi valley i got for i got family in autumn brook and a guy at work what's the name name let me tell you this rick let me tell you this rick nj
05:02:35
Speaker
Chuck is the richest guy on the panel. He has ah he has a six-bedroom house, four and a half baths, a four-car garage, and a backyard. Rick lives in a trailer, and I live in a condo. I feel slightly offended by the fact that you said I live in a trailer.
05:02:52
Speaker
i mean But Mr. mr J in chat, I do wear a helmet. I just don't wear it on stream. Do you understand that I've annexed a neighbor shirt so I have almost an acre of grass? I mean, you you literally look like you just came off an episode of Cops to be on the stream. Well, I'm not sweaty enough to have been on Cops recently.
05:03:13
Speaker
This motherfucker showed up. He was like, I just caught six banks domestic charges. No, that's some motherfuckers that live behind me. you You got your white beater on, your man titties hanging out. Always got be your a beater on. I'm not mad at your man titties hanging out because those are some glorious man titties. I'd throw a dollar at that. I mean, hey, a buck's I got some hot nickels in my pocket.
05:03:40
Speaker
Well, fuck your nickels. Worth more than a nickel, bitch. You will take what I throw in your ass. I went on Judge Judy, but I bet there's a couple cases I probably could have been. Jay goes back to the days when I was on Periscope. Oh, for fuck's sake. Here we go. Let's take a trip down memory lane pre-beard when I was on Periscope. and The only time Jay caught a ban was as As much as he's absolutely worthless and just doesn't really matter to anybody else outside of anywhere.
05:04:19
Speaker
the only time he got a band was when he went after 14-year-old girl. and made absolutely insane comments that he shouldn't have made and i banned him on periscope and then he came by dude i don't know i feel about that and then he came back with his one of his 5 000 uh accounts so that's that's that's j monkey man whatever you want to call him he's just a weird dude on the internet that always can i acknowledge can i acknowledge a aussie
05:04:52
Speaker
amy Amy's comment down there. you know That's right. That's right. That's right know that's what I'm saying. That's that California sun right there. What, gives you the fucking sunglasses tan lines? Because you got some raccoon eyes going on, my dude. Oh, what the fuck? What the fuck? You never... Jay, you did because you know damn well... He's calling you a liar, bro.
05:05:16
Speaker
Hey, Rick, you know Miss Krista who pops in from time to time? like Once in a blue moon, yeah. That's who he made the comments to. Hold on. Did he get charged with anything?
05:05:27
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but and and no no, no, no, no. He just made a comment. So it's allegedly. ah No, no, no, no, no. no there was no there was There was none of that. he made It's allegedly made those comments. He made comments and I blocked them. no. These are alleged comments. Oh, no. These are 100% true comments. hard proof.
05:05:49
Speaker
Girl, what you doing? She's going to go take some shots. She went and grabbed some shots. Hey, Rocky, go fuck yourself, all right? Why are you even in here? You haven't been on the panel all night. Nobody cares.
05:06:02
Speaker
I don't know, Rock. I'm torn. Well, I guess Unnecessary Roughness will be looking for a new co-host. I think I got to stay Team Glick because I heard you did some shady shit, bro. look bit Boom, bitch. That's to the night, son. That's to the night, son.
05:06:19
Speaker
Oh, let me do my little cholo dance for for Mrs. Chaka. What up, sunset? Yeah. Hey. Hey. Hey. Listen, tolo it is it's Mr. J, all the shit you talked, I'm still siding with you with allegedly.
05:06:40
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They weren't criminal charges. No, you've not known me longer, actually. Francis has known me longer. That's why I know his real name. Everybody calls him Glick, but I know him as Francis.
05:06:52
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this I mean, I didn't say that you did anything wrong. I just said you made some goofy-ass comments that you shouldn't have made. I didn't say they were in sexual nature. i just said that you made comments you shouldn't have made.
05:07:06
Speaker
That's all, Jay, and you know you did. Listen, Jay, I'm here. I got you on the allegedly. Jay, do me a favor and keep ordering prostitutes in your 200-square-foot apartment in New York. Wow, how do you get a 200-square-foot apartment? That's literally a bathroom.
05:07:23
Speaker
This motherfucker's sleeping in his bathtub. Damn, his his apartment's two times bigger than my storage room. Also, not only that, but I know all the weird-ass, whack, fucking, goofy shit you said to appease a bunch of fucking losers on haps. Did you just say Hoosiers?
05:07:44
Speaker
Like Indiana folks? you Like, dude, we go way back, and and and you've said some of the most outrageous, outlandish, goofy-ass shit against me to appease a bunch of fucking nobodies on the internet.
05:08:00
Speaker
I mean, if he's got some squalor to say, he can always come up on the panel. He doesn't say shit. He just just talks and then he'd show up on a panel and he doesn't say shit. That'd be interesting if he showed up on the panel. I haven't met Mr. J. I've stood up for you, man. like I had no time for the goofy shit.
05:08:20
Speaker
He can show on a panel? I mean, ah listen, this is like Judge Judy. can defend yourself in the court of fucking public opinion. it you do You do have a million dollar apartment. I agree. Listen, Rock Lee, you can fucking remember whatever.
05:08:39
Speaker
with with With a gorgeous view of New York City. You do. You do. But i don't have time. I don't have time. and and
05:08:53
Speaker
I don't fucking care, bro. You can def-ass... Why don't you def-ass this? Why you deaf-ass this? I can't fucking stand you. You're a fucking nerd. don't want make you. I'm going to come back with another account.
05:09:11
Speaker
i don't i don't I don't have time, dude. I don't fucking care. can't stand you. He's kind of being a twit. he He is. He's a fucking twat, and he's going to come back in here on another account. i don't What's the difference between a twit and twat?
05:09:28
Speaker
a twat? Yeah, is there a difference between a twat and a twat? A twat is European and twat is not. You can come up on the panel, Rocky. Facts. Yeah, that's right, Rocky. You're you scared. Apparently, you and Glick got some beef.
05:09:44
Speaker
Get up here, broccoli. Yeah, get up here, pair broccoli. Oh, wait, there it is. Another account. There's the other account. He was already on that one. Yeah, watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this.
05:09:56
Speaker
yeah three yearss You should be grateful for fuck's sake. Yeah, which is more viewers than you've ever had outside of the drama-based bullshit.
05:10:07
Speaker
go go tell Go tell your sweet friend with the rose that I said hi. My wife is throwing up right now. Those shots didn't go over very well. Killer!
05:10:17
Speaker
Holler it out, Chaka. If you don't do you no balls. Puking Larry! Somebody give me a shot!
05:10:26
Speaker
I'm married to a Mexican woman. oh no Pukin rally. Somebody give me a shot. No balls. Nope.
05:10:37
Speaker
No balls. Ain't going to do it. Let me go help her out like a gentleman. Put me on speaker and I'll fucking holler it out. I don't give a shit. Unplug your headset so I can yell at her. Pukin rally. Be right back, boys.
05:10:54
Speaker
Keep going. She's going to hurl. She got herl she already did anything.
05:11:03
Speaker
i do but i ban both of them. Don't, dude, stop. You get all fucking wound up over some dumb shit. No, no, no. i hate i Dude, this guy... He won't come up on the fucking panel to bullshit. He's not going to defend himself. He's just a keyboard cowboy. That's all he is, but he comes up, and what he does is you fucking he So, when i was back when I was on Periscope, he said wild-ass shit one time, and I banned him.
05:11:35
Speaker
And then he messaged me privately and he was like, going to apologize. That was out of pocket, blah, blah. blah I'm like, cool. So he apologized, but then he came back and he was still saying some out of pocket shit, not about her.
05:11:46
Speaker
And, and it was like, fuck is wrong with me. And that's all he's from New York city. What do you expect? Forget about it. So that's, so so that's all he does. So then we got on haps and he, and he sided with a bunch of fucking feminazi, nobody fucking losers. And then he wants to call me a chick.
05:12:05
Speaker
And then and and started trash talking um what I was doing when I started, when I created Nonsensical Nonsense. Man, and there's trolls everywhere, bro. And he was like screen recording it. And then they're like, we're going boycott nonsensical nonsense. You're not boycott nonsensical nonsense. See this? boy otherss Are still watching and screen recording our shit. When we're not even talking about any you fucking losers.
05:12:32
Speaker
So then he randomly pops up from time to time. And he doesn't do anything other than just run his fucking cocksucker. And I made a comment. Is she okay? i'm not go to she okay uh yeah did you give her another shot she's good i was like baby what are you drinking she's like nah she drinks those cayman margaritas i go let me see what you're drinking she's drinking it's called cayman jack they're 10 yes i love cayman jack i was a holy shit so i have the worst heartburn in the world tomorrow right i can' even through them
05:13:03
Speaker
I cleaned up her throw up and then she's out back with her friend. i was like, just go. That's right. Did she get another drink? cha Yeah. Let's go. That's right. So. All right. Hey, I got to grab a drink myself. So give me a memento.
05:13:17
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Oh, damn it. was going to talk to you, Rick.
05:13:22
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Yeah. Poor girl. had to take care of her real quick. I said, get she's on. Help me clean up. I said, just go out there back with you. Go, go back out there. I got this. clean Every now and then, as ah as a husband, you got to clean up a little puke.
05:13:34
Speaker
It's what's cool. What's going on? ah um Amy? It's weird to call a stream a room. It's not 1995. This isn't a chat room. Ain't nobody. Ain't nobody asking ASL up in this bitch. Hey, Chaka, ASL, big boy. What's your ASL, son? Come on. I haven't heard that since. Nice face days. ASL. Hit with your ASL. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, bro.
05:14:02
Speaker
al hit me with your asl yeah i'm saying bro What's your ass now, Francis? 45. Damn, you're really 45?
05:14:16
Speaker
Sasquatch. Are you really 45? I'll be 45 in October, bro. Damn, you're going to die soon. I just turned 45 May. who hey ah dude we We are literally the same age.
05:14:31
Speaker
Bro, I got dirt newer than you. Wait, Chaka, you're got chucking here on October baby too, aren't you? I turned 45 May, May 6th. Oh, you just turned 45. I got a birthday coming up in about 20 days. going to die way before me, Chaka.
05:14:48
Speaker
Hey, but I'm going to be there and I'm going to shut down every one of your streams as a ghost. That's some dirty shit. I'm going to be at your funeral, Chaka. I'm going to say the greatest things about you, Chaka. Nope, I'm going to roll up like the scene with the boom box. Hell yeah, that's what I want, dude. That's what I'm going do for you, brah.
05:15:09
Speaker
I'm rolling up at Chaka's funeral in in khaki shorts, stocks to my knees, sandals. My kids are going to be like, Sasquatch is real.
05:15:22
Speaker
There's a Sam Squanch here. on i got a birthday. Hold on. got a birthday in like 20 days, bros. And where are you turning?
05:15:34
Speaker
What do you turning young? thirty Oh, man, bro. hold I have must be nice. Hold on. He's a good angle. I know they're shot, bro. I've done fucking ten years of residential trash.
05:15:46
Speaker
Those bitches are shot. We shaped in either of yours. I promise. To to be honest, this dude, I just my foot's broken right now. I just broke my foot at work on Sunday. they done na burndown' ah I'm on i'm on a fucking crutch.
05:16:01
Speaker
Francis, remember when I broke my foot on vacation? oh man My last day of fucking vacation, I broke my foot walking into the pool because I was too goddamn drunk, and I slipped off a step and landed on the next one. My foot went, whoop, and I went, oh, God. Hold on.
05:16:17
Speaker
You ready, Chaka? It rolled so far, I scratched the top of my foot. and It was bleeding. this babye This baby back-ass bitch said, I got 10 years in...
05:16:28
Speaker
residential garbage pickup, blah, blah. I've been in construction for over 30 goddamn years. Come on. Come on. Come on, motherfucker. Come on. Come on.
05:16:39
Speaker
i mark up guys bullshit the ma Come on, pussy. I'll stick you on the back of the truck in Sun City, Florida. You can run 3,100 stops a day.
05:16:51
Speaker
Come on, pussy. i watch fucking I've watched Marines fall out. I've watched roofers fall out. I've watched concrete guys fall out. Come on, bitch.
05:17:02
Speaker
Come on, bitch.
05:17:05
Speaker
Come bitch! No concrete guy falling out. Shut your mouth until you've done it. Shut the fuck up until you've done it. No concrete guy... You're going to have to make another enemy on your fucking network.
05:17:19
Speaker
Talk some more shit. du I got one entire side of my body that's worthless, and I'll do trash around. yeah I got one entire side of your body that'll suck my dick, too. Fuck you. yeah With one side of my body completely gone, I'll work circles around your It's you're old and you had a stroke, you pussy. I'm only five years old. No concrete guy is checking out.
05:17:42
Speaker
Hold on. Y'all hear that? No concrete guy is checking out. too attract I was a concrete guy. I watched them bitches fall out with heat stroke. Watched them.
05:17:54
Speaker
On any planet, in any universe, Disney. Hold on. When your balls are big enough, let's go, pussy. um wonder like I just said it I just told you out nobody nobody nobody come on yeah come on come on come on yeah Well, actually, let me rephrase that definitely electrician maybe oh electricians all day Yeah, definitely. Can't even push a broom bitch
05:18:27
Speaker
An electrician is back before the first stop. A carpenter, you might get 100, maybe 125 stops out of them. That's all I got to say. All I got to say, dude, I'm not going argue with you no more.
05:18:39
Speaker
Come on when you think your fucking balls are big enough. I can't say that I'm going to retire in five years. my matters Hold on, hold on, hold on. I've got a connection at Rumpke.
05:18:50
Speaker
Let me know when you're ready. I'll put you a week on the back of that truck. wish my day Let me know when you're ready. and I got a connection at Rumpke. Let me know when you're ready.
05:19:03
Speaker
And it's 120 fucking degrees. I just got a live band because of your stupid ass. Freeze outside, you goopy bitch. You're picking up trash. Did you hear me?
05:19:14
Speaker
you hear me? I got TikTok live band because your stupid ass. I don't give a fuck. I'm not banned. I'm still alive. I just got 10 minutes off because of you. as you taught is that How does that work? what you I don't know. I don't fucking know. I don't never know.
05:19:34
Speaker
talking crazy trash man well seriously ain't no masonry come on buddy monster when you're ready come on i'll do it right now i don't know wally and wally messaged me the next day hey will you really can't when he was calling me out for driving a rough truck i'll ride i'll drive the fuck out of a rough truck i'll hit every ramp he was like yeah i can't have you tearing up my Oh, we got notified for harassment and bullying.
05:20:07
Speaker
You fucking bullies. You fucking bullies. Pretty much. I didn't know that I was on a live stream with a bunch of bullies. Yeah, pretty fucking much. i mean You're bullying me, Rick.
05:20:20
Speaker
No, you're just a little girl about shit. I can't help that. I i wasn't upset. I was just telling that. I was telling you that. yes I'm done being bullied by you, Glick.
05:20:31
Speaker
You know what, Rick? I'm done being bullied by you. You know what? Match for match. I'm going to put you on a job site, and I and and and i will jump on your job site, and and I'll do your job while I jerk off the whole time. My dick will be rough. I would pay good money to watch that. I will do your job so hard that your boss will fire you and hire me. Because how am i in it how hard is it just sitting in office and make fun? Oh, i don't. No, no. Fuck you. I don't do resi trash no more. Office jockey, bitch. Ah, fuck you. you I don't do resi trash no more, part-timer. you see you work like three days a week. Shut up.
05:21:08
Speaker
My name is Rick, and I'm a salesman. Shut your fucking whore mouth. you Yeah, you know what that salesman does? That salesman's six figures a year. Suck it, bitch. You know gray-bearded 45-year-old, rich farm balls-looking motherfucker.
05:21:24
Speaker
Suck it! You don't do the job no more. so Suck it! You wouldn't last a day in my job. Oh, dude, I wouldn't last a day on the back of a trash truck nowadays.
05:21:34
Speaker
Actually, I would be 100% honest with you, Rick. I think if we switch jobs, we're gonna be like, This is basically the same bullshit. and but i I wouldn't last a day out the back of a garbage truck right now. I'd probably die by 10 a.m. I'd want to fucking off myself.
05:21:51
Speaker
I think both would have a lot of fun if you worked with me. It would be awesome. What do you do, i work in I work in the prisons over here in California. Those motherfuckers going to hate me.
05:22:06
Speaker
Chuck, I got to be honest with you. i was turned down for your job um it based off the psychological evaluation. Well, I could get you a job in Toledo if you wanted to drive to Toledo every day.
05:22:20
Speaker
I got five more years and I'm retired. Now I got to work. anymore And he's got pension too, pussy. they They said, they said, should you not? The hiring manager, um um um it was down in Charleston. they said They said, you're worse than any convict in here. Ha ha ha ha.
05:22:44
Speaker
They said, there ain't no way we're hiring you, bro. That'll do, donkey. That'll do. It
05:22:53
Speaker
is like like it was like, that's funny a fight breaks out the yard. What do you do? That's funny. pretty stand right Let them fight until it's over.
05:23:05
Speaker
an inmate swings on what on you. What do you do in their life? I'll tell you what, though. I'm getting too old for this job because I literally just broke my toe. Yeah, you are, though. I was like, seriously, I broke my toe? Hold You broke your toe?
05:23:19
Speaker
And you're out of work because of it? No. i'm just i don't I don't take time off work. it Whatever. I'm on my days off right now. I took a couple days. However I go back to work is how I go back to work. I'm not going You know what happens when I take time off? My fucking work phone still rings. I didn't touch my phone at all today. And I looked at it about six o'clock tonight. I had 17 emails and I was like, fuck my life.
05:23:44
Speaker
Yeah. I just had an old person moment because ah I didn't feel it until two days later. And I was like, fuck my foot. And I had to go to the get x-rays on Thursday. And then ah he's like, yeah, you broke your toe. i was like, my toe?
05:23:55
Speaker
All the shit that I just did, I broke my toe?
05:24:01
Speaker
yeah I got a friend who's the head warden at a Supermax in Toledo. Supermax. These motherfuckers are never getting out again.
05:24:12
Speaker
yeah and She tells me some stories, man, and it's wild. yeah there's it's ah it's a it's crazy I'm pretty sure that the guineas that she talks about on her cell block are Corleone guys.
05:24:29
Speaker
Oh, okay. Because he was Chicago-based? I'm pretty sure those guys that she talks about that walk around in their beater tank tops with their slick back, straight hair, they're Corleone guys. And she said, listen, she goes, they're super respectful to me. They're yes, ma'am, blah, blah, blah.
05:24:49
Speaker
I still don't trust them as far as I can throw them. And I was like, listen, those dudes will never fuck you. They will never fuck with you. They will never do nothing. The thing about the mob is they got respect for women.
05:25:01
Speaker
I said they don't fuck with women or children. So you're safe with those guys. It's the other douche nuggets you gotta to worry about. Well, Cheryl! We don't even have a prison in Toledo, let alone a Supermax. She's lying.
05:25:22
Speaker
No, you're wrong. Don't call bullshit. She'll fuck you up, bro. And if she doesn't, her hockey player sons will tear your ass up.
05:25:32
Speaker
Oh, yeah. oh I was going to say, square off with a 20 and a 21-year-old let me know how your body comes out of that one. hey fuck you, shorty. Yeah, you'll say that until your teeth are knocked the fuck out. You know better.
05:25:47
Speaker
Bring it on, you guys. Yeah, the the the job is the job, but the the coolest thing about it that is like the the friends I've made, dude, it's so cool to be able to go out, have yeah have drinks, and then you got a whole group of people that you know are down for whatever that just got your back.
05:26:04
Speaker
He's not talking about the prisoners, by the way. no I'm talking about the other officers. I haven't been around in forever, Rochelle.
Work, Earnings, and Lifestyle
05:26:14
Speaker
One of my best friends, her and her wife are are prison guards, and they say ah They started out in Mansi, and now they then they moved they move to Wisconsin. They got a job offer in Wisconsin. They're both prison guards. Never in a million years would I have thought that she would be a prison guard.
05:26:33
Speaker
yeah but i mean i mean I mean, she's always been that bitch since high school. like Yeah. yeah you know like She's one of my best friends. I love her to death. um and It still cracks me up because you know much like Rick and I, we yeah I know. Shut up. It's gay.
05:26:51
Speaker
Yeah, you're gay. rick Rick and I have a snap streak and he always snaps me first because he's my bitch. No, hold the fuck on and Back the whole train up.
05:27:03
Speaker
who He gives the first snap because I'm awake because I work a full-time job, not a part-time job. but full-time job? I work 40 hours. This motherfucker works 9 to 5.
05:27:14
Speaker
That's part-time bullshit. I remember my last 40-hour paycheck. It was vacation, pussy. I work 50-plus every week. I work a 40-hour week.
05:27:28
Speaker
ah last time i chair full time was forty hours Look for your fucking tampons in the mailbox, pussy. It sounds like for an office jockey, why are you so mad as an office jockey? you Listen, bro, are you turning six figures working 40 hours?
05:27:45
Speaker
I don't have you on my snap, Shell. If I you on my snap, you'd get them. Believe me, everybody gets them, especially my Friday ones. Those are my most famous. But are you turning six figures? I I'm on par right now to make $120 year. Yeah, and how much are you going to bring home?
05:28:05
Speaker
No, we don't talk about child support and 401k and medical insurance and all that shit. You still live in a trailer park, dog? That's kind of fucked up that you said that.
05:28:16
Speaker
i mean, it's kind of fucked up that you started this. He's got all butter.
05:28:23
Speaker
yeah yeah yeah i i like I like my job though, bro. and like I've been doing this since 2000. Oh, there's no trailer park. You guys love the cardboard refrigerator boxes, bitch. I've driven through it. I know.
05:28:35
Speaker
and You think I'm dogging on you for living in a chatter park. but I've seen your side of Columbus, pussy. don't live in Columbus, you twat waffle. Whatever you work there. It's close enough.
05:28:46
Speaker
I got me a nice little 1,500 square foot condo. nothing Send it to me, Shell. You'll be on my fucking list. Francis will tell you, my Friday snaps are probably my best snaps. they're okay i'm i'm I'm jealous. I live in a 10 by 10 store unit. Coming up off the fucking rip, they're pretty solid.
05:29:05
Speaker
I mean, there are. they're no fucking hate this guy. they there i mean, there are no Glick intro, but... I don't know why I fucking put up with this douche nugget.
05:29:16
Speaker
There's the Glick intro and there's the Rick Friday We Made It. And and and they are like... He's just a... We made it because we actually worked during the week.
05:29:29
Speaker
The rest of us get to skate through like Francis does. I wish I got to skate through. i Dude, I used to watch your fucking snaps hiding in an office so you didn't have to drag the dumpsters outside. Fuck are you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. well we you Blah, blahh blah, blah.
05:29:47
Speaker
Talk that whole time. I see a whole lot of lip moving, but a lot of dick sucking going on, too. I don't do that no more, man. No, I actually... i' ah I'm a fucking...
05:29:59
Speaker
well You're still pussy. up here's the thing Here's the thing. Where I'm at now, here's the thing now. um um um'm like i'm like the I'm like the new old guy. I don't do shit all day is what he's saying, ultimately. oh no I work. I bust my ass.
05:30:15
Speaker
But I'm the new old guy. So i'm um I've got 30 years. You all hear that right? I bust my ass. I got 30 years experience in what I do. It's because of the fucking stool softener. He poops like a champion in the day at work. Guys that work there. Bye, Shadows. Nice to see you.
05:30:33
Speaker
the The three other guys that work at my job have like three years of experience in the work that we do. You've got like one. No, I've got 30 plus years in the experience. Yeah, but you got no seniority at your company. Shut up.
05:30:49
Speaker
Yeah, but I'm still a rock star. Yeah, you say that. Dude, I went in there. Yeah, he did. He started playing with his penis in public at 15. Yeah, I went in there i went in there and i was like...
05:31:02
Speaker
This fucking maintenance shop is a goddamn joke. We need this, this, and this. And the guys are like, oh well, you can tell them that, but we're not going to get it. What's really a joke is it's maintenance trucks.
05:31:15
Speaker
No, I don't have maintenance trucks no more. Dude, I work. dude i mean might i'll be See? Hold on. Let him downplay his job now. See, he looks like a bitch.
05:31:25
Speaker
I'll be 100% honest with you. 30-plus years in the construction world, nothing's hard to me. I've done seen it all. I've done seen it all. You see this, Chaka? You see this? This is the big stroke.
05:31:38
Speaker
and i'm not yeah I'm not going to be like Rick and and hype up that my job is so hard when I sit in an office all Oh, my job's not hard now. Hold on. My job is... Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
05:31:50
Speaker
Hold on. My job to drive a truck, and the truck does all the work. Hold on. Hold on. My job is not hard now, and I get the six figures, and I get the company truck, and I get the free fuel, and it'll pay car insurance. Yeah. You're right because I put my fucking dues in. i paid my fucking dues, buddy. and But at the end of the day, you keep saying six figures, but what do you bring home, bro?
05:32:21
Speaker
I don't know. My bonus is my commission this last week was $1,700. My big shoots. $1,700. Would you take a $1,700 bonus?
05:32:33
Speaker
I'm going to make that Monday. Oh, you're to make that just alone on Monday? Oh, yeah. That's what you make a day at $1,700? You're such a fucking liar. i'm working I'm working on Monday. I get double pay.
05:32:48
Speaker
Whatever, dude. what should Are you salary or hourly, bitch? I have no idea what I'm going to make on Monday, a nor do I care. because Hey, you know what? I'll be at home making money while I'm sleeping.
05:33:00
Speaker
marchs Because I'm salary. I'm showing up at work on Monday. I'm the only guy there, and I was told that... I hope everybody and their brother calls in for fucking service calls. No, I was told that don't do fucking shit.
05:33:15
Speaker
You're here to hang out. And by the way, they're... The problem is you have to get up and go to work, and I don't, and I'm still going get paid the same. o Yeah, but I'm cool with going into work and hanging out and eating barbecue.
05:33:30
Speaker
Whatever, dude. Dog all your shit. Dog all your shit. want to have the Dog all your shit. Dog all your shit. There's no pissing competition to be had.
05:33:42
Speaker
You can dog all your shit, bro. Because starting out, I could do the trash and run circles around anybody. You think so? But nobody in your company, well, outside of the order lays, could do the job. Yeah.
05:33:58
Speaker
not last a week on one of my job sites when I was first starting out. Talk your shit. I'm just saying. Talk your shit. You talk the shit. will.
05:34:10
Speaker
and um I will because I've done my end of the business. I've started at the fucking bottom. Last the week doing Chaka's job. And shout out to Chaka for doing it so long. that he Oh, dude, I would love to do Chaka's job. I always wanted to work in the prisons. I'm not going lie. It's fun. I don't even want to say how much I make. Well, you're in California. It's a little different. Your cost of living is three times what mine is. it's also but like it's also like What's your gas right now?
05:34:36
Speaker
i just I just filled up. It was like $569. Fuck that, bro. Teachers in new york and New York make six figures a year. That's wrong. Not my teachers on my side the state. Maybe New York City where they're unionized, but the rest of the state does not make that. Fuck you. I have a handful of people that on paper...
05:34:59
Speaker
Bullshit. extreme Bullshit. a Bullshit. Is still less. Bullshit. Across the country. Bullshit. I went to a high school that was rated in the top 15 in the state.
05:35:12
Speaker
And I didn't know a single teacher that made six figures there. Fuck that. They're lying to you. Unless they're unionized in the city. In New York City, maybe. But the rest of the state doesn't make that.
05:35:24
Speaker
Fuck that. They're lying. I'm just saying. Telling you right now. I know right now. Drop pay. What they make on paper can compare to what they bring home are two totally different things.
05:35:40
Speaker
Oh, duh. Taxes are a bitch. That's what that's what I said. Tell me about it. fucking bits yearss that's what i said to you, what do you bring home?
05:35:52
Speaker
my bring home ever my bring home last year was 76.6 so my w4 said 76.6 that's cute and that was on a salary at 92. that's cute i bring i bring home guys wanna know what i bring home yeah i'm i'm intrigued as to what uh what uh what a prison card makes i'm honestly intrigued no bullshit i'm honestly intrigued I'm actually a a sergeant, so i'm a supervisor now. but okay I bring home 15K a month.
05:36:24
Speaker
Nice. okay That's pretty do that solid that's why hes solid. Good job. Neighborhood. That's why he's got that big storage unit instead of a small one. He's got a big one instead little one. Yeah, fuck yeah.
05:36:38
Speaker
You know what's sad, Chaka? My bring home every month is one third of what yours is.
05:36:47
Speaker
Okay, that's what I bring home, but that's not what I have in the bank account. No, no, no, no, no. I get it. I get it. No, your bring home is post-tax. I get it. My bring home is one-third of what yours is. no that's it might Yeah, that's after tax. I won't bullshit. My paycheck every Friday that hits my bank account, every Friday is $8.79.
05:37:10
Speaker
That's what goes into an event count every Friday. Prices price is here for everything is nuts. Oh, yeah, dude. i know. I got friends. I got family in Autumn Brook. Believe me, I fucking know. Shit's not cheap out there.
05:37:23
Speaker
They started growing pot to subsidize their income. Yeah. I mean, my my wife's doing like DoorDash. That's why I went earlier. Yeah, whenre Telling that DoorDash story. i was like, no. Yeah, dude, no bullshit.
05:37:37
Speaker
No, that's no bullshit. How much do you got left on that child? You said $8?
05:37:43
Speaker
$8.79 a week. And remember, my child support is taken after I'm taxed. So you're gonna add you can add to my every week.
05:37:56
Speaker
i'd be bringing home almost eleven hundred dollars a week if i didn't have child support
05:38:02
Speaker
And then knock off another $110 every month for medical insurance.
05:38:10
Speaker
That's my life right now. Well, you know what, Mr. Six Figures, congratulations. I'm glad you're making that money. but You're glad I'm living in a trailer and not in a box on the side of the fucking road, aren't you? i know i know Without Wi-Fi.
05:38:27
Speaker
I know you keep puffing your chest down. Because I've been homeless twice. You saw me live stream while I was living in a fucking hotel. yeah I've seen the bottom and clawed my way back up, bro. Yeah, $879 after my 401k, my insurance that I don't even carry on my kids. I got to pay her separate.
05:38:53
Speaker
And my child support, I bring $879 home. Do you not get insurance to work? it's It's cheaper for her to carry them than it is for me. Okay. Makes sense. My insurance, if I carry the kids, is almost $290 a week.
05:39:11
Speaker
If she carries them, it's $110 a month. Well, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Big Shoots has broken the numbers down. and Yeah, Mr. Big Shoots is really Big Shoots minus the bullshit he's got to pay for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big Shoots over broken down and...
05:39:31
Speaker
He makes really fucking good money, but he ain't got a pot to piss in her window to throw it at him. I remember when I was making six figures ah a year, and i was i was I was rolling in that bank like chocolate.
05:39:48
Speaker
east bay and Don't get twisted. I ain't rolling nothing. and I had no idea how much I was making until my ex-wife left me. And i was like yeah and then you would like, motherfucker. Hold on This gets better. You ready for the best part?
05:40:04
Speaker
That child support is factored on a $68,000 a year salary. support. Hold on. don't i don't i don't pay child support hold on Do the math, bro. I a week.
05:40:18
Speaker
if i was actually factored now at a hundred and i should make almost a hundred and twenty this year double my fucking child' score would be almost five hundred dollars a week Yeah, well, now that you put it out there on a live stream on the internet,
05:40:35
Speaker
She can't afford to take me back to court, so I'm good. She's too broke to fix her car. yeah Wyatt, unfollow us so your mom can't find this. Wyatt, come live with your dad so your dad can negate the child support from one child.
05:40:51
Speaker
Yeah, Wyatt. I'm going to go. It's got awfully quiet in my garage, so I'm going to go check on my wife. mix Yeah, go check on her and come back. Hurry up. um I got bounce out here. Hey, tell her friend that I want her digits, bro.
05:41:06
Speaker
Hey. Yeah, let me let me go check. I'll snap with her. Come on with it. All right, let me let me see if I can get him in here. I'll right back. Yeah, tell him to come back. Tell him to come I don't give i don't give a flying fucking space, but it'd be fun to have some fun shit.
05:41:19
Speaker
can't bring your ass up here. and Come on, Rocky, you puss. We'll talk to you, Rockley. Yeah, you're talking all that game. Talking all that game. And he won't come up here and say hi to his best good white fucking white boy.
05:41:33
Speaker
No, dude, dude, i my ass gets handed to me in child support. But it's funny because my ex-wife, as soon as Wyatt mentions wanting to live with me, my ex-wife starts kissing his ass, bro. I'll take you to the movies. I'll take you bowling, blah, blah, blah. Because if he moves in with me and Peyton still lives at home, child support is negated. Hey, get out of my camera.
05:41:59
Speaker
Child support is negated and I don't have to pay a fucking dime. Get on his ass. I dare you to step up to the plate. Tell him.
05:42:10
Speaker
I wasn't scared the last one or the one before that. ain't scared of you. Yeah, but you like this one. Yeah, because she's fun so far. She said, you think I'm scared of you, bitch?
05:42:23
Speaker
I don't want you to be scared. I want you to be ready. yeah I'm always ready. There's a difference. I wait for it. said, I'm always ready. i Come on with it. Much like I said to Glick.
05:42:38
Speaker
hey Come on with it. Hey, Rick, let me tell you about this one. I ain't scared. She's going to earn your respect right here. well We're going to find out. Is she Buckeye well She is. Actually, she's an alumni. Hell yeah!
05:42:57
Speaker
Winning! ah But, Rick, between the two of us, I'm the voice of reason.
05:43:09
Speaker
I'm the conscious. You're not seeing his face right now. What? I'm the voice of reason. How is their relationship broken?
05:43:20
Speaker
Yeah, and you you were ready to call her out. and Now you're like... yeah Hold on. Something don't make a whole lot of sense right now. yeah i feel like ah feel like the world is all topsy-turvy right now.
05:43:33
Speaker
Now you're like, I have to question all my life decisions. Yeah, something's not making a whole lot of sense. I'm the voice of reasoning, bro. something Something got me all sorts of confuzzled. I don't know what's happening right this minute.
05:43:53
Speaker
Everyone. all the how How are you the voice? good If you're the voice of reason, nothing good can come of that. yeah Exactly. That's why said, before you... Hold on.
05:44:08
Speaker
Hold on. You might be the voice of reason, but who gets listened to more? Me, actually. for fuck's sake.
05:44:19
Speaker
there goes my chance of talking y'all into coming to Atlanta. Oh, no. Well, no, we were not coming to Atlanta. The black Mecca. Self-proclaimed black Mecca.
05:44:30
Speaker
Yeah. No, we we drove through Atlanta. We went to Florida. and I know. Rick, I warned everybody. i warned everybody. Nobody listened to me. Nobody listened to me.
05:44:42
Speaker
Everybody knows everything about everything. Don't listen to the guy who had to go to Atlanta. And don't listen to the guy who talks to a guy from Atlanta every day.
05:44:53
Speaker
i literally had to go to Atlanta three, four, five times a year when I worked for Orkin. Nobody listens to me. I'm an asshole. And then we're driving through Atlanta and everybody in the car is locking doors and rolling windows up. They're losing their goddamn mind. Traffic sucks. bridges tacticed babbaab but dad And I'm like, I told you so.
05:45:19
Speaker
and Would y'all at least stop at Bucky's on the north side? And and God love her God love her. This is this this is ride or die. The champ right here. The true champ right here. Rocky, are you on your account? Or are can you not bring yourself up?
05:45:34
Speaker
ah God love her. She's sitting in the way back of the SUV. Yeah. Look, told you guys. You didn't listen. Did y'all at least at the Buc-ee's on the north side?
05:45:48
Speaker
We stopped at a Buc-ee's. I don't know which Buc-ee's it was. and If you stopped at the one in Calhoun on the north side, you were... you sees We got Boosies in Ohio now, bro. you stopped at the one on the north side, you were 21 minutes from my house.
05:46:06
Speaker
We did not stop in Boosies anywhere near Atlanta. Oh, then didn't stop in Calhoun or dl orra Jackson. I have no idea. Dude, I have no idea because I was trying. i did Actually, no i I'm just going to say I have no idea. rocky journeyney Rock got here with 14 minutes left.
05:46:29
Speaker
Yeah, Rocky, turn your goddamn camera. why are we Oh, my God, we're still on TikTok. We're not really on. Well, we're on TikTok. Nobody watches you on TikTok. I have two viewers, bitch. That's about how many you got on this one.
05:46:43
Speaker
TikTok is the equivalent of... That's why I'm here. I'm here to save the day. Yeah, well, your camera's not on, so shut up. When your camera's on, and then come talk to me. You're on my shit list as it is.
05:46:57
Speaker
You're on my shit list, Rick. You know what? yeah I'm not only shit list. I'm not only shit list. I've done a goddamn thing to you. That's a pretty long list, too. know you hurt You hurt my friend's feelings. you you know heart yeah youy You know what, Rocky? A true brother, hard R, wouldn't do what you did.
05:47:17
Speaker
Yeah. You heard my friend's feelings. He was upset and sad. And I saw a tear trickle down his face earlier about it. Yeah. He's mad. He wants to apologize or you apologize or somebody make it right.
05:47:31
Speaker
Come fix it. Now. It ain't going to work. Now.
05:47:42
Speaker
Fuck the hard R. It's R-W. Now, Brock. Rocky, why are you in the hotel? How you doing, buddy?
05:47:53
Speaker
and You and your Hitler stash. What's up, man? How you doing? You got like a Hitler stash. There's nothing right here Rocky, you're a racist. what do you Are you in a Taco Bell protein bowl?
05:48:05
Speaker
No, it's called Taco John's. Oh, Taco John's. I know about that place. I had Taco Hell for dinner. Yellowstone County. out coy Yeah, I had Taco Hell a little while ago. it was pretty fucking delicious. feel about night, buddy?
05:48:22
Speaker
How do you feel about last night? You feel good about last night? i feel Hey. you proud of yourself? Listen, I'm about to judge Judy the fuck out of this. Don't come in here bark in orders there, Glickish.
05:48:36
Speaker
Francis, you be nice to Rock. You guys find a fucking common ground and find a way to mediate through this. I'm going to judge Judy both of you and find you both fucking a dollar a piece and you got to cash out to me, motherfuckers.
05:48:50
Speaker
Rocky and I meet face-to-face in mutual consensual combat. As long as it's not behind the Walmart where he practices karate, you're going down. I missed you, Rick.
05:49:07
Speaker
and i'm still I'm still as dumb as I always was, buddy. I made you in WWE, too. Me? she lucky i feel semi-famous now, except I probably get my ass kicked at every match. no and You're rated 96 overall.
05:49:25
Speaker
That's fucking right, bitch. and Rocky. Francis is 72, isn't he? He's 74 right now. He's going to I'm going to take him down a few points. Rocky as a godfather.
05:49:40
Speaker
I feel like, you know, I'm going to come and I'm going to put my hand on your face. he said he's going to come. Easy now, big fella. I'm right on your face. all the my You have 10 minutes and 6 seconds left to fix this fucking. like I got a new one, too.
05:50:02
Speaker
I'm going to put my hand on your face. Can I see it? Can you zoom in? ah dude That's like seven months old, bro. We the people. isn' it It's actually not. It's like two months old, buddy.
05:50:14
Speaker
That does not scream. I drink bouche lattes with pit vipers in my fucking Dodge I don't even own a pair of pit vipers, but I do have a Dodge Ram that's something they gave me for a new truck.
05:50:27
Speaker
It's better than your fucking Chevy Volt. It's okay. I don't have a Chevy Volt. I have a soccer mom car. I have a Chevy One-Oxie. Shut your mouth. We might even talk some shit when you got some balls.
05:50:42
Speaker
It's practical and I'm a grown-ass adult. no ah You are not. you are not. You are not. The second part of that was a bold-faced lie. Grown-ass adult.
05:50:53
Speaker
Grown-ass adult is a term used very loosely with your stupid ass. The seven days the week, I'm a grown-ass adult. How many... Six of the seven. That's a lie, too. That's not a lie. That's the truth. It is a lie. the truth. No, it's like two of the seven days a week you're a grown adult.
05:51:17
Speaker
That's a lie. Well, just because you can never go to work five days a week. I got up and went to school five days week. It didn't make me an adult. yeah Okay, let's be honest. Wow. I'm a Toys R Us. I took my own very seriously, and I didn't want to grow up.
05:51:33
Speaker
You know, there's a million toys. and You're like this fucking tweaker sitting on a Home Depot bucket that's got a toilet lid on it on my TV show with his fucking yanking his pants and his shirt cut down.
05:51:45
Speaker
no I'm not. What am I from? You are. I from Mount Vernon, Ohio? No, they're Padella County, Arizona, which is about Nevada. They're about the same thing. you shut your Thank you, Chaka, for recognizing, acknowledging the great one. nice That's right. well i a pillar One of the pillars of the nonsensical network. Rock, I miss the fuck out of you, buddy. Maybe not a pillar, but like a footing. Let me just start putting Rock in my Snapchats on Fridays, buddy.
05:52:18
Speaker
He'd fucking laugh at him. Well, you know what? Shoot him over, man. Rocky, I don't have a guest um this Tuesday night. Oh, now he's ready to fucking drop down and lick the bottom of your ball sack. He needs a guest. He's like, i don't i don't come to me on Tuesday.
05:52:39
Speaker
but i don't have a guest this Tuesday night on Glick's House of Music. And I and i feel like Glick's House of Music is a... it's it's It's a breaking news special report.
05:52:55
Speaker
and and and And we break them out to it just break down. He's got seven minutes to keep kissing your ass. and Break down a friendship that that I thought was unbreakable.
05:53:08
Speaker
That I thought was top tier. That I thought oh a brother... fellow says squatchian I mentored him. I was like the Mandalorian to his Groku.
05:53:23
Speaker
But all that, all that was flushed down the toilet.
05:53:28
Speaker
And one YouTube. I feel like. Rock I feel like he has a sad misconception. Of how all this went down. know. But it's it's okay. Because he. like Accidentally turned me into a villain now. He accidentally on purpose. i was I was growing the beard. i was embracing the Sasquatch yeah nature. And I said, you know what, Glick? Once he disowned me, I shaved the beard. Oh, man. He's on a roll for burning bridges. First, he burned fucking... He burned Britney.
05:54:07
Speaker
he burned all the other podcasts that comes over. he burned you. He's on a fucking roll for fucking the dog, isn't he? i so Rocky, i know i know rocky i mean I know you never had an actual he burned Tony D he's fucking it all up, isn't he? your real dad left you to go get a gallon of milk in Newport and he never came back but Rock, I've got milk I don't have Newport, so sorry they're like I can't do it As the only father figure you have here. That's racist! before Before I bury you and and and and your ultimate demise, the last thing I can do is lean down and
05:54:51
Speaker
put my hand on the back of your head and give you a kiss on the forehead and and tell you that hurt this hurts me more than it hurts you. do you hear this motherfucker acting like he's some kind of Italian mafia? Oh, Sturgaussis hurts me more than it hurts you. Forget about it.
05:55:06
Speaker
I'll dig you up, Rock. I won't bun bury you, buddy. Fuck this two-strip gray heaven fucking bearded homo. Where is this Christina?
05:55:21
Speaker
Brock Lee on Glickshouse. I can't even tolerate this shit anymore. The bullshit is getting so deep. I need to have my boots on. i can't tolerate it. I got my full-on muck boots on. Yeah, because you fucked off so long.
05:55:37
Speaker
You're willing to apologize to Rock Lee now and still now. Listen to where you stand now. it's Rock and I choose Team Glick or Team Rock and you chose Team Glick. So you can't change your fucking tone now. you're right, but I still got to support my homie Negro Rock.
05:55:56
Speaker
He's one of two black friends I got. only got two black friends. used to have two black friends too. And now I just have shaman. union and The craziest thing about that is he was talking the most shit. You didn't have any black friends. At least I got two.
05:56:18
Speaker
I used to have a black brother. Now I don't even have that it. A brother. Nope. Hard R. Nope. That was wrong. It was a brother with an A the whole time. Because he knew secretly you were a dickhead.
05:56:35
Speaker
Brothers with a hard R. I just wanted to come on to the show and let all the audience members know that on behalf of the Nonsensable Network, beat your wives tonight.
05:56:48
Speaker
My heart hurts. Oh my God. I'm so divorced. yeah don't have anybody to punch in the face. I'm divorced. Now I gotta go beat the neighbor kid. i don't have anybody to punch in the face i'm divorced
05:57:12
Speaker
to get a Snapchat and be beaten up the neighbor's door. You're okay, man. Rocky, just want to say, before I hit this end button,
05:57:27
Speaker
um you know, in true Don fashion. yeah um True Don fashion. Here we go. You know what? I'm going give you the... godfather oh Oh, he said, fuck you. Yeah.
05:57:43
Speaker
I loved you. and ju
05:57:48
Speaker
I got a 20 in my pocket but a hole in my jeans Headed down to the bar to blow off steam Got a silver bullet coming my way All the bartenders know me by my name Cause I'm a one night dog beer drinking machine Left hand cigarette, right hand Jim Beam I'm country as hell, all my jeans got scoring
05:58:16
Speaker
I'm a snuff, sniffing, bagel spitting, fifty-nine, fifty-fitting, four by four down in the holly chilling, yeah, I'm a damn beer drinking machine.
05:58:30
Speaker
Only been here for an hour and I'm five drinks down, got a drunken reputation in this one-horse town, ain't worried about tomorrow, let it get up tonight.
05:58:43
Speaker
Cause I'm a one-eyed dark beer drinking machine Left hand cigarette, right hand Jim Bain I'm country as hell, all my genes got skull rings I'm a snuff, stiff and bagger spitting, fifty-nine, fifty feet in my Four by four down in the heart of chillin' Yeah, I'm a damn beer drinking machine
05:59:18
Speaker
Say what you want, don't make shit to me You'd drink like this if you work like me Cause I'm the one I'd only drink in the same Let me take a red red red
05:59:54
Speaker
I'm a fucking beer drinking machine