
Motherhood’s favorite products just entered the roast. Grab your coffee (no straw) and join the chaos.
In episode six, we ditch the small talk and dive headfirst into a hilariously unfiltered game of rating postpartum and baby gear—complete with hot takes, strong opinions, and zero hesitation. From baby moccasins to doorway bouncers, lard-based beauty routines to the perils of straws, nothing is safe from our judgment (or our laughter). It’s equal parts chaos, camaraderie, and crunchy mom energy—the perfect mix of wit, honesty, and slightly unhinged storytelling that makes Functionally Feral feel like your favorite late-night chat with friends who aren’t afraid to say exactly what they think.