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Learning A Skill Is The Cat's Meow
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What's a skill that everyone should have? Let's frickin talk about it and then hit the bricks on our getaway sticks!
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Music Skipping Issue in 2022 Kia Soul
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Oh, wait, don't start yet. Oh, I wanted to. Can I tell you before we start? ah About a really annoying. It's the first world problem that I'm trying to solve.
00:00:12
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And I've been on like a scavenger hunt in my home to find a USB drive, a flash drive. OK, I used to have like nine of the fucking things. Now I can only find the one that I backed up my computer on like two years ago.
00:00:25
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um But like. I have a, I drive a 2022 Kia Soul, right? And it's a little toaster on wheels. And for the past couple of years, I've been struggling with this weird hiccup in my music where I think it only happens with my music. I haven't tried it with videos or anything, but like when i'm playing Spotify, it has this thing called Android auto, which typically works just fine.
00:00:51
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But lately, if I don't do things a certain way, The music skips as if it's a fucking CD, like very regularly, almost like every minute and a half or two minutes into a song skips like it's a fucking CD going and just like a lyric gets jumped.
00:01:07
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And like it's so weird because it's all electronic and I can't figure out what's going on lately. It's been to turn off my Bluetooth, turn off my Wi-Fi, turn off all the things that can attach to the car, make sure I get in the car fresh, turn it all on after I've turned the car on. And usually that prevents it from happening.
00:01:25
Speaker
But that's like my recent fix. It used to just be restart the application. It's fine, but it's only getting worse. And every time I turn off the car and get out after a trip, it says you can make sure to update your Android or make sure to update your car's ah firmware.
00:01:41
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And it'll say something like, go to this website, download this thing on your USB, plug it into your USB port, and then follow these directions. And it's like a 12 step fucking program to like,
00:01:53
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update the firmware. And like, I've been putting it off because like, it doesn't say it's Android auto related. just says the firmware of your car. And so now I'm wondering if like, if I update the firmware of this car and it doesn't fucking work, then what is it? And I've gone on the forums and Reddit things and like tons of people across the country have issues with this, like skipping bullshit. And no one has had a ah sound solution yet.
00:02:15
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And it's just so like my brain is kind of half occupied on that because I'm just like trying to look around my room like where the fuck do I have a free USB port that doesn't have my computer backup on it because...
00:02:27
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I need to try this because it's getting more and more annoying. And yes, it's a first world problem, but like, it's so like, it but it's just annoying. It's an annoying. It's boggling to me that like, it's, there's no physical media and it's still skipping. Like it's a 90s CD and it's just driving me fucking crazy. Why is that a bad thing? It's nostalgic.
00:02:47
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You should love that. the it You know what? I would if I could like pop it out and put it in my little disc of repair kit that I bought back in the day and I can like try to repair it.
00:02:58
Speaker
I've ruined so many discs with that thing. Or if I could smear some peanut butter on it and then put it back in and hope that fixes the problem. But I can't. I can't do the 90s and early 2000s fixes because it's a different kind of problem. It just mirrors the old problem, but the remedies are different.
00:03:16
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And it's annoying because it's 2020 fucking five. We're almost halfway through the calendar year and I shouldn't have this problem in America.
Podcast Introduction and Listener Questions
00:03:24
Speaker
Yeah. Fucking current year argument. You tell them.
00:03:29
Speaker
Ugh. Anyway, Danny, you want to answer some questions? Anyway, hey, good morning and afternoon. Good evening, everybody. This is TOQ, where we take your questions and we try to answer them as if anybody cared.
Car Diagnostic Advice: Check Engine Light Solutions
00:03:41
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When we say your questions, that's if you send us any. But usually we take just questions from the internet that ah ask to other people. And we decided to also put our input. Is it input our input? and We give our input.
00:03:53
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We give our input as if anybody cared to know. We're also recording this in the morning, and I'd be lying if I said it was like 7 a.m. m It's like 11 a.m. m We shouldn't be this sleepy. At least I shouldn't be. what yeah I mean, I had a cup of coffee just before we started, so that's... Give me like 20 minutes, and then I'll start yawning and everything.
00:04:12
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Yeah, I haven't had any wakey juice today, so... You know what? Actually, real quick, before we really get started, your story reminded me when I got home from work.
00:04:23
Speaker
On Thursday, my check engine light came on, and I need to figure that out now. Ah, man, just go and go to your local AutoZone and have them plug in that little device, and they'll tell you. You can buy one of those, but i don't know what they're called.
00:04:35
Speaker
That'll cost me like $50 just for them to look at it. No, it doesn't. They do it for free. Mm-hmm. At Auto Center? Absolutely. Yes, it's free. I've done it several times.
00:04:46
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a You can literally just walk in and say, hey, can you can you use your little car scanner thingy because my car is broken? Because they have incentive to do it because like if it's something they have in store, they can say, oh, it just means you're low on oil and your light came on because you're low on oil.
00:05:03
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Buy some oil while you're here. But sometimes if it's something worse, they can say, oh, you know, we recommend these people. But the service itself is free. You don't have to buy or do anything. They just plug it in.
00:05:14
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And I've had most of my experiences. The guy's just like, oh, your spark plugs up. I want to get that fixed. Cool. And then he leaves. but Well, can you? OK, right. It's like any the the list, the less amount of ah people interaction is great. so just come in.
00:05:28
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They pop open where your little so your plug is. They jack it in. They jack it off and they tell you what code number you have. And then you write down that code number and then you you google go go about your way. Well, actually, they tell you what the code number is. But in case you want to reference it again later, they tell you so you can write it down. But that's all they do. It's like a literally it's like less than a minute.
00:05:49
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But from the time they get into your car, they plug it It takes maybe 20 seconds to scan and then they give you a code. It's super fast. OK, well, I also have a guy that will just drop the car off and say it's broken. Make it not.
00:06:02
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But do you have to pay for that? Yeah. Well, you were just lamenting paying $50 to get it scanned when it's free.
Podcast Episode Structure Debate
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I know this guy. I know he's going to check it and fix whatever the issue is without being like... But what if it's not broken?
00:06:18
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Well, then I have a bigger problem, and I guess I'm working from home from now on. Because sometimes a check engine light comes on for like the dumbest shit. like One time it was that like too much air got inside of the gas... ah under the gas cap when I took it off the fucking...
00:06:34
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Oh yeah, no, I've had water in the gas tank before too. Like sometimes it's just dumb shit that like isn't actually broken and like... Well, if he says nothing's wrong, then I know I can just keep driving it and... Right, but do you have to pay to have him look at that?
00:06:47
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Probably not. Well, hey, if he's gonna look at it for free, that's great, then go do that. But if he charges you just to take it, like to scan it, then yeah, you're you're you're getting ripped.
00:07:00
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Anyway, you wanna ask some questions? Car repairman. Yeah. Now that we're officially almost halfway through this episode. Nah, nah. Unless we're still going for the 20 minute mark now, right?
00:07:12
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It's seven minutes in already. Or are we still doing that? Okay, cool. It's up to you. I was shooting for 20 minutes flat because that means... No, it doesn't have to be 20 minutes flat, but we're shooting for like a 20-ish minute episode, Okay, all right. I'm fine with 20-ish minutes. We're almost at 10.
00:07:26
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The 20-minute mark was too stressful. Although I think I very well might just not put theme songs in this anymore. I think I kind of like the idea of it just being like a 60 minute cold open. There's like a well, I don't mind a cold open. I've always thought about doing that.
00:07:40
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But even the end, I always love having like a like a punchy ending with like a song or something. But I kind of like the idea that it's just over. Yeah, you mean like glass last episode? Yeah, I like it that is just that it we're just done.
00:07:52
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There's no punchy theme song. No one listens to the theme music
Basic Adult Skills Discussion
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anyway. We're not getting a ah any extra listen time, so I might as well just like not put it in there You know what? Let us know. You you comment on funandstallersnetwork.biz because we give you the business.
00:08:07
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And let us know, do you prefer music or no music or do you just not care? I bet you the answer is they don't care. ill Prove me wrong. Anyway, and let's answer so a question.
00:08:20
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All right. Well, this one actually fits really well with all of the stuff we've been talking about so far. We've been talking? I know. I'm almost screaming on my end because I got into it.
00:08:33
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Oh, wow. Okay. ah So, mr Adam. Yeah. wants know on Reddit, eighty eight seventy six wants to know on reddit What's a basic skill that you're shocked some adults still don't know?
00:08:51
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Well, the low hanging fruit is just social interaction. was thinking emotional, like, and like I need them emotional maturity. Yeah. Emotional intelligence, social interaction, just a complete disconnect of human, ah ah just humanity in general.
00:09:09
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Uh, that's the low hanging fruit that I feel like as humans, we should be able to do. And they don't, which is absolutely mind boggling to me that like the predominantly, at least in America, I can't speak for the world, but I think it's very similar in most first world countries anyway.
00:09:24
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Hell, even in like, you know, third world countries are fucking killing each other all the time. Um, but anyway, but as far as like a more practical skill that people could measure their success on, um,
00:09:38
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Boy, that's a good one. I got a few. Do you have one? I have one. Yeah, I have one. ah The main one that I can think about is Internet, but even more so media literacy, like being critical of the things you hear and not just taking it right away.
00:09:55
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You know, obviously, it's a problem that's ah kind of grown exponentially over the past couple of years. But it's insane now. People say like, oh, I Googled it. OK, well, you can't just go off the first thing you saw on Google.
00:10:08
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You know, did you follow up on the sources at all? Do you know anything about the person and who's paying them to to write it? Especially like with Google, like you can see right away the top few results are like, you know, their ads. Their ads.
00:10:24
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Yeah. And we're also people will just look at the AI thing and be like, oh, well, that. Right, and that's not always correct. um As a matter of fact, it's probably like a coin toss at this point.
00:10:35
Speaker
Oh, dude, that thing thinks you should eat a small rock every day. Right, so it thinks that we all have pica. Don't do that, by the way. Don't eat small rocks.
00:10:46
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Only eat bigger rocks. Don't do that either. I have to be... There's another skill. Yeah. Not being stupidly naive. You have to tell everybody, like, don't actually do that.
00:10:59
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Don't eat the big rock. I was kidding. Yeah, we had the Tide Pod incidents, you know. Yeah, common sense is surprisingly rare. Right.
00:11:10
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Yeah, I mean, I was trying to think. Can you read the question one more time? Sure. ah What is a basic skill that you're shocked some adults still don't know?
00:11:22
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Uh, okay. So I don't know if you would count this as a skill per se, because I'm trying to think of a practical skill. Like the more practical thing, that's not really a skill, but more of like an awareness is turn signals and cars.
00:11:35
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Oh, well, maybe they're just out of blinker fluid. Right? Like I, I often think like, maybe that's one my something because driving is a skill. Safe driving is a skill and that is part of safe driving. And like, I just don't think people,
00:11:51
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I think the problem is people do it so much and nothing goes wrong that they just get like super comfortable, super. um Right. Like my question for that is like, do they think that they don't need to because they're the exception?
00:12:05
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Do they not? do are Are they genuinely just not thinking? but Yeah, I feel like more often that's probably more passive. They just like, dont I don't I don't think they're even thinking about it. They're just driving.
00:12:17
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Yeah. And like, so I think there's a correlation. I think I've said this on the show before, but I think there was a direct correlation to people who don't use their turn signals and people who are not good at communicating with other people.
00:12:29
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Like, i genuinely think that like, because if there was a desire to communicate better, you would want to do that anyway, because you care about other people's safety. But you're only really in your brain thinking, oh, there's room to pass. I'm going to do it.
00:12:41
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Or, oh, I'm at the stop sign. I know what direction I'm going. I'm just going to go that way without thinking like, oh, it would be helpful. Because ironically, in those same instances, the same people are pissed when other people don't do it. when they themselves I've been in the car with people who say, nice turn signal asshole, when they themselves have not used it the entire car ride.
00:12:59
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You know, like, and I, and that's what makes, leads me to believe either a it's, they just think they're the exception or B they don't realize they're also just not fucking doing it. Um,
00:13:09
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you know, cause otherwise why would you be pissed that somebody else isn't doing it? but it's the same thing with like liars don't like to be lied to. Thieves don't like to be stolen from. It's a pride thing. It could be either or, but anyway, I think that's a skill. Safe driving is a skill. And I think that is such a rudimentary piece of safe driving that costs you costs you very little energy to do that. Like I i would, ah my brain says that's a skill that people don't have enough of I think that's a really good one.
00:13:34
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Yeah. But I'm thinking more like practical, like, physical skills like i don't know like um i don't i'm trying to think of like ah just one that you could um you could measure just by looking at like i guess turn signals you can but um yeah i don't know how this that if we're talking like easy i would say like um well damn i don't know now but hey uh quick story i actually got the opposite uh issue when i was driving once and somebody asked me why are you using your turn signal now uh yeah because i was using now like okay i was using it to ah turn into a driveway you know when i was getting to somebody's house i put it on on the street and they're like why are you putting it on now i'm like well if there's a car behind me so that they know i'm about to slow down and get into a driveway
00:14:29
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Yeah, but there' there's no other cars on the road. I'm like, i honestly, I didn't even look to see if there was a car behind me. I just put it on every time. That's the thing, though. is like I've had people say that, too. you Like, nobody else is here. or why are you signaling? I'm like, because I am not omniscient.
00:14:44
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There could be someone walking. There could be, like, some... i There are people who don't realize they're driving with their fucking lights off. But also, it's just good practice to do it. It's easy. And it costs you no energy. You just do The way my...
00:14:59
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and probably every other car is set up, if you're turning that wheel more than like a couple of degrees, your hand is basically going to brush up against the signal anyway.
00:15:13
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So just stick out a finger so that as you're moving your hand, it clips it. and Right. It's genuinely like like... Anytime I'm turning that wheel more than 10 degrees, that signal's coming on. Right. Okay. Even if, even if there's no one around and it's just you, it's just good practice.
00:15:30
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And like, you can take pride in knowing you're still doing it. You know, it's like the whole shopping cart theory or like, you know, ah do people behave better when, if they know there are less consequences or if there aren't any consequences Like it's a self-governance thing.
00:15:43
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Just do it. Cause it's the right thing to do. Like, you know how people don't think about it, but don't use their signal. I don't think about it at all. And I use it every time because I do it all the time.
00:15:54
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Right. Like that, think that's it. Like the, the, yeah. So I would argue that safe driving in general, I think. Yeah. Patience. You know, that's another one. Patience. I think people lack the skill of patience.
00:16:08
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Like we're in a very demanding situation. we need things now we need instant gratification ah you know like i want to get there now like i see people who weave in out traffic to get one car ahead at the stoplight instead of being one car behind it stop like like it's just like we want to get we want to feel like we're always in motion like that's the thing is like sitting still is hard like i hate the muler i hate people that hurry up and wait on the road yeah and that's honestly it they hurry up to wait it's like yeah I always think when someone does like, wow, look at how much farther you got than me. You're so fast. Wow, look at you.
00:16:42
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like I know. I want a sign that said, like, wow, you got so much further. yeah like I always love that at some point I get ahead of them. Oh, my God. with my With my normal driving, I'm like, wow, look at that. Or I wave to them. Good to do this.
00:16:58
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Anyway. ah Do you want to know what some other people were saying? You want some other ideas? Oh, yeah, sure. Hit me. right. So we got a wrong landscape. 2508 says cleaning out the lint trap in a dryer.
00:17:09
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um And again, that is a good one. That's a really good answer. That's not a skill to clean it out. It's a skill to think about how it affects other people. Well, no, but like people don't even know that much, you know, like I'll be honest.
00:17:23
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If you told me right now to clean out the lint trap on my dryer, it would take me a minute because I don't do the laundry ever. just You just pull. There's a little there's I know there's like a little net that you pull out and you just take the lint off. But like.
00:17:37
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it It shocks me that people can't even get that far. ah Budgeting. I saw that on here before. Yeah. Macross 1984 budgeting.
00:17:48
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That's a big one. People are very um money illiterate. a lot of the time. And I realized that that that is not totally their fault. Yes. That the the system itself is designed with credit in mind to fuck you over. I fully expect that, or I fully respect that.
00:18:08
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um But that's still, it shocks me that people don't realize that and go, Hey, maybe I should try and learn what's actually happening. So I could not fall into all these pit traps.
00:18:20
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Yeah. of like getting a whole bunch of different credit cards and using credit card a day loan credit card be same day loans yeah um biggest scan that that like like floods like small communities like impoverished communities those same day loans people just have they live in a cycle the moment their paycheck comes in they pay off the same day loan Now they got to get a new same day loan and then do it again.
00:18:45
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And like, it's just a vicious, vicious cycle.
Exploring Old Slang Terms
00:18:49
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um Yeah, that's just crazy and very predatory.
00:18:56
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Let's see. Oh, here's a good one, ah because, yeah, I work with people like this and it's amazing to me. Copy and paste. Probably like the the simplest, most basic.
00:19:11
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ah PC shortcut. I know not everybody is super into computers and everything, but I work with Excel all day, with numbers, and let me tell you, the fact that some of these people don't know what Control-C and Control-V do scares me.
00:19:26
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And that's from NPDaddy.
00:19:30
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Yeah, although Control-V, V doesn't... Yeah, I know.... kind of aced, you know? It is right next to it, though, so that's nice. It is, only I guess. And to a alexxor lesser extent, I'll even throw in Control-X to cut.
00:19:44
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Although I understand more people that don't know that one.
00:19:48
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Yeah, like X-Tracts. I guess maybe they want to put them all together. Yeah, a little X looks like a pair of scissors. Yeah. I don't know. yes Yeah. um Hey, before we get too far into the 20-ish, I thought since we went over...
00:20:06
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ah 1990s slang that I would bring back some like early 1900s slang that I could throw into the mix this time. Oh, heck yeah. Let's do it. so there's Is this going to become a thing? Is this a bit now?
00:20:22
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I mean, I'm going to run out of decades eventually. mean, you have over like 2,000 years to go through. You're good. This is combination between 1900s and years to of you know you're good yeah but yeah this is the com this is a combination of nineteen between nineteen hundred and nineteen twenty s um So, duck soup.
00:20:40
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That's one of the ones I clocked right away. Something that is easy, like an easy task. It's like, oh, that's duck soup. I've never heard that my life. Yeah. um So, I like that one. Butt me means just to give me a cigarette or take a cigarette.
00:20:54
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ah Glad rags is when you go out under your best clothes. Like, get put on your glad rags. We're going out dancing. All right, baby. Like, grifter is one that we still use. Like, con artist. Grifter, yeah.
00:21:05
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ah Somebody who's guilty of larceny. um Let's see. ah Banks closed. Like, the bank is closed. No kissing or making out something a female would potentially tell somebody who's hitting on it. Like, sorry, hon, the bank's closed.
00:21:19
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but Oh, I haven't heard it that way. Okay. Yeah, which is which is pretty funny. love that. That's a good one. Yeah. Cattywampus is one that we still say. um you know so What does that one mean? mean It's kind of like... um ah The term was original to mean like something that was like directly across from something, but over time it kind of meant to be like, we use it as something that's in disarray or askew. Everything's all cattywampus.
00:21:44
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God, haven't heard that one in so long. Yeah, I know, right? ah So there's one called collywobbles. What is a collywobble? and it It means like you have like, originally it meant like you have butterflies in your stomach, but over time it was more so just mean like you have an unpleasant feeling in your stomach, like you got the collywobbles.
00:22:03
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um Here's one that good old Joe Biden used to say, malarkey. I love malarkey. Malarkey is a great one. The cast meow, we still say that from time to time.
00:22:14
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um Let's see. The bee's knees is another one that we still use from time to time. ah shut your yap like or yapping like it's funny like people still say yap to me like someone who talks a lot or shut your yap or keep yapping you know like i do still hear that from time to time it's not as prominent but like it you know considering how old that phrase is it's still pretty interesting that like it's stuck around uh there's quite a few that didn't but like or don't throw the baby out with the bath water that was an old 1900s phrase uh
00:22:48
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Let's see. A juice joint is like a tavern or a saloon. I like that. Meat hook is what I've heard before. Let's hit up the juice joint. I've never heard that hook is like your fist.
00:22:59
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Oh, yeah, yeah. i've I've heard of meat hooks, yeah. Look at the meat hooks on that guy. Yeah, look at the meat hooks on that guy. like's like There's quite a few in here. There's one that... I haven't heard this one. Butter and Eggman. Like, the man with the money, the investor, or an investor. I've never heard that one.
00:23:13
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Never heard that one. Um... Let's see. ah Yeah, mostly a mall means like a gangster's girl. Like, oh, that's that that's that's his mall. Hackshaw is a detective. um You know, like Hackshaw, the detective, I guess it was like an old comic book that kind of caught on as like a ah word that people want to use.
00:23:35
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And a dead soldier, which means an empty beer bottle. It is said that an empty beer bottle gave its all, which might have led to the Dead Soldier moniker. Oh my god. Jesus.
00:23:48
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Yep. And then finally, you've probably heard this one, Weisenheimer. Yeah. Like, somebody thinks smarter than everybody else, they call him a Weisenheimer. Which probably, like, yeah, like, wiseass and things probably, like, you know, deviated from that.
00:24:05
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Um... So yeah, so there you go. There's a few from the nineteen hundreds the nineteen early 1900s, to kind of get on there. But but again, I'm i'm quite ah quite fond of... What did i say earlier? The bank's closed?
00:24:20
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I do like the bank's closed. That one's fun. Sorry, honey. Bank's closed. So yeah, that's it. That's what I got for us. So I thought that'd be a nice little detour for us to bring us back down to Earth before we...
Encouraging Vocabulary Expansion
00:24:34
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Because we don't want to escape in the 30-minute mark. We want to stay in the 20s. Right. So, well, with that being said, should we do closing remarks? Yeah, have remark away, bro. We're hitting. right. So I have my challenge for everybody.
00:24:47
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ah And today, want you to go up to somebody and tell them that they are delightful. Tell somebody you know that they're delightful. They're charming.
00:25:00
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A very delightful person. That is a word that's kind of, you know, i do notice, you know, I use it. I say I'll be delighted or they're delightful. So it is ah it's not a weird word. Like people are still used to hearing it or at least that they know of it. So like, don't be afraid to. It very quickly yeah got hard to find like lesser known compliments that are just like one word or something.
00:25:22
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ah So I'm just I'm changing it. It's just going to be a challenge. i'm going to give you a word that is a compliment to somebody. It could be a synonym for happy. It could be a synonym for just nice, whatever, delightful.
00:25:33
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But that is your challenge. I want you to call somebody delightful. Tell somebody that you think they're delightful today. Or at least something they did was delightful. Yeah. you know Use that word delightful.
00:25:44
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Yeah, I think it's nice to like change up your verbiage, because even though you know good words, right? We say things are great. We say things are nice. We say people are sweet. But there are so many other nice mon ah ah multiple syllabic words that we're just leaving on the table.
00:26:00
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our and Our dictionary has so many great words in it, and delightful is a lovely word. um You know, one of the nicest compliments I ever got,
00:26:11
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completely Like it was just thrown out there without any pomp or circumstance. um
00:26:20
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Somebody, you know, I like to make fun of my friends, right? Like but joking, ribbing and all that stuff. We all do it to each other. I expect it back fully. And I had said something and one of my friends said, Dan, you're so mean. And immediately, like my oldest friend, without even thinking, like without anything, was like,
00:26:43
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I don't think Dan has a mean bone in his body. And it was so like under his breath. So like without any pomp or circumstance that i I was like, Oh my God. Like he clearly meant that he clearly was not trying to draw attention to that.
00:27:02
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was like, oh So touching. Yeah, that's like it's a good observation from a good friend. um It's the same guy that called me a jerk at my wedding twice for his, um he was my best man. And when he gave his speech, he called me a jerk twice. Yeah, well, that's how you do it.
00:27:19
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That's how you show love to your friends. That's friendship right there. That's friendship right there for sure. Friendship 101. mean Meanness in long way. Call him a jerk. Yeah. yeah Well, hey, ah there you go. There's your challenge.
00:27:34
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Call people delightful. Tell somebody they're delightful. Or in the very least, something they've done or something you've noticed around them that is delightful. and Bring back some of that little slang. Tell people that the bank's closed today.
00:27:45
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Yeah, if somebody tries to Mac on you, just say, bank's closed, honey. Oh, here's one that I remembered. Somebody tries to back on you. here Here's a bonus one for you that I haven't heard in forever.
00:27:57
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And here's another bonus one from the nineteen twenty s which is getaway sticks. So tom tell them to, you know, make make quick with their getaway sticks and fuck off. my god.