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Nonsense and Chill - August Bonus Movie Night!
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Join Michael and Josh while they watch and comment on six short comedy films. Some will be oddballs, romcoms and some dark! So grab your popcorn, roll that joint and press play!
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NETWORK Links:
https://bio.link/nonsensicalnetwork
Movie Links:
https://klipist.com/watch/david-french-is-a-piece-of-shit-and-i-want-him-dead/
https://klipist.com/watch/the-infinite-alternate-realities-of-larry-sherman/
https://klipist.com/watch/man-tis/
https://klipist.com/watch/revenant-relocation-officers/
https://klipist.com/watch/the-foul/
https://klipist.com/watch/a-smaller-big-bang/
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Transcript
Introduction and Lateness Humor
00:00:46
Speaker
Oh, welcome. Happy fucking Friday. Yes, made it another week. Michael, how you buddy? I'm above the dirt. I'm calling it a win.
00:00:59
Speaker
Sweet. I'm Josh, your host. Michael is another host. can tell you, I'd be a lot better if we're Tarantula Ark over here, bitching about our time schedule, all right? We are never late. We always arrive exactly when we get here.
00:01:16
Speaker
I know. It's so weird. I put 8. First, it was like, oh, 8.10, because I'm never going to make it there at 8. Then I moved it to 8.20 because I never made it there at 8.10. I can't move it any farther forward, ah Josh. Stop it.
00:01:30
Speaker
Stop it. You get tired too early to go past 8.20. i don't know what it during During the cooler months, I stay up all night, but during the summer, it's like i I can't sleep in because it's hot.
00:01:46
Speaker
So I go to bed early and get up early. And the opposite is Superman. The red, the yellow sun just burns me up. It sucks the energy right out of me. Oh, not me. I, oh man.
00:01:56
Speaker
I like, like during the winter, I have to take vitamin D supplements.
00:02:02
Speaker
But ever say that we're not here. I'm never pulling the lick. That's what she said. But we're not here to talk about my vitamin D deficiencies during the winter.
Movie Night Schedule Overview
00:02:15
Speaker
We're here to watch movies because it's movie night. Why did I call it bonus? So this is the thing. I'm glad you brought this Ask. ah Yeah, okay so okay. So here's the thing. So normally a month has four Fridays.
00:02:27
Speaker
So the first Friday of the month, we typically do like a retrospective or or a LCD, lights, camera discussion. And then one of those Fridays, we do what's coming soon but the for the coming month.
00:02:43
Speaker
so And then the last Friday is trivia, so that's four Fridays. But occasionally I want to review some short films. So I figured every those months that we we get an extra Friday, just because that's the way the calendar works out.
00:02:59
Speaker
Like we had one a couple months ago. August has a fifth Friday, so it's like I'm going to use that bonus Friday to sneak in a short movie night. And that's what we're here for. So, yeah.
00:03:10
Speaker
Great news, guys. I made my own schedule for work. And now open Thursdays and Fridays, so I have Friday nights off and all Saturdays now. Hell yeah.
00:03:21
Speaker
Well, fuck yeah. Hell yeah. Well, we appreciate your support too, Trancho. Thank you. Every single week, every single show. Yeah.
Snacks and Rules Break
00:03:33
Speaker
Michael, why i get this first video geared up. you got anything you want to chit-chat to him about?
00:03:41
Speaker
Well, I don't know what kind of munchies you guys are running tonight, but I've got homemade yummers brownies. Look at them go. Yum, yum, yum. They've got walnuts in there.
00:03:55
Speaker
Thank God Glick's not here to say something about nuts in my mouth. yeah Not only did you lick my hot meat in his mouth.
00:04:06
Speaker
Wednesday's off. We've been playing a lot of Wednesdays together. trans so hope we'll see there's some more Oh yes, munchies. Since this is movie night, I'm breaking my fucking rule of no food on camera. i think ah Brittany learned that the other night when I colded her for it.
00:04:25
Speaker
I'm grabbing my munchies. So what's your munchies tonight? I'm doing brownies. You're doing brownies. decided not to go grunchy Of course, i get I get loud munchies. hear my shit I got bags going.
00:04:40
Speaker
i I feel so unprofessional at the moment, guys. I am doing my one of my favorite munchies. I brought this up the other night.
00:04:54
Speaker
And i got i got I got a curiosity look out of out of you. And I got a view from Brittany. But and i in and I got introduced to these when I was few weeks.
00:05:11
Speaker
take You take yourself a Frito scoop. You take yourself some New Sella. And go like this. Soft and sweet. Wow, that's a crunch.
00:05:26
Speaker
It's so good. And it's the actual scoops guy, not just a regular Frito? You can use a regular Frito, but the scoops are where it's at. You get more surface area. Right, huh?
00:05:39
Speaker
So... yeah I've never tried Nutella. Alexa, add Nutella to shopping list. is i hope I hope everybody heard that.
00:05:52
Speaker
We don't have an Alexa. That was Sue. That is not my name. That's hilarious.
Review of 'The Infinite Alternate Realities of Larry Sherman'
00:06:00
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that was su that is not my name
00:06:08
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that
00:06:11
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we got tonight we got all right so potentially we got six because the time it might only be five but guys you strap in most of them are they're like nine to 14 minutes except for the last one is three minutes but you want to stay in tune for the last one the last one is the best so but right now where it's the first one we're gonna watch it's called okay All the links to these are in the description, guys. These are all from Clippist. Again, I went through the treasure trove of Clippist again.
00:06:45
Speaker
You guys remember the um the vampire influencer one? One of these movies actually is from those same creators, at least one of those guys. a Mantis, that yeah that one I think. Yeah, Mantis. I think we're going to watch that one next. First, let's go. called...
00:07:04
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it's it's called It's a long title, guys. The Infinite Alternate Realities of Larry Sherman. The impotent or infinite? Infinite.
00:07:15
Speaker
What did I say? Infinite? It sounded like you said impotent. Impotent. The impotent. oh just And just see all these are comedy movies tonight. There's some oddball comedies. There's some sci-fi comedies. There's some rom-com comedy.
00:07:29
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And there's some dark comedy. But they're all comedies.
00:07:34
Speaker
Oh, yes. um I'm going to drop that corner banner real quick. There we go. All right. Without further ado, here we go.
00:07:48
Speaker
And remember, for copyright reasons, Michael, we're going to talk during this. Yeah.
00:07:55
Speaker
This is the one I didn't see. This is the one you did not see. This is the one I was recording for you, Kenan.
00:08:03
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Okay, Mr. Sherman, um just have a few questions for you. All right. It's a little bong rip. Height and weight? There is a bong rip in this one. five ten 5'10", 220.
00:08:14
Speaker
Great. And are you currently taking any medications or partaking in recreational drugs? No. open I mean, just pot.
00:08:27
Speaker
Which, you know, is legal now. but I am aware. Every week? Every day? Yeah,
00:08:37
Speaker
I do this almost every day. When I say almost every day, I mean almost all day. And how often do masturbate?
00:08:48
Speaker
Are these questions really necessary? How many years of science school did you go to, Larry?
00:08:55
Speaker
None. I was a philosophy major. Yeah, well, we went to a lot. So don't you leave the science-y stuff to us, all right?
00:09:13
Speaker
Okay. You're going shit bricks when this happens. Not just literally shit bricks, but I'm going to tear this up. don't
00:09:24
Speaker
know, Sam. Are sure this is the right guy for this? Are you hungry? i got Mom! They're in a house. we're fine not mom melo someone No, embarrassing me in front of my friends.
00:09:44
Speaker
I'm doing science, Mom. You know he's perfect. It's for us. He looks like a... Let's do this. David Schwimmer, if that's possible. So, while I'm in this...
Debating Alternate Realities
00:10:00
Speaker
alternate reality. Should I be concerned about bumping into my other self? Hey, wouldn't that like ah cause a paradox or something? Should be fine.
00:10:11
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Actually, we recommend of you not interacting with alternate self just for sure. all us peter dinkli I got it, Bill. i don word no thanks That dude is such a dick.
00:10:23
Speaker
Are you sure? You run the numbers, Mr. Sherman. Any other concerns? No, I guess that's it. Okay then. We good, doctor?
00:10:39
Speaker
Yeah. This is it. Everybody get ready.
00:10:48
Speaker
You are a brave man for doing this. Thank you.
00:10:54
Speaker
yeah oh That's probably the nicest thing that scientists will say in the entire- three
00:11:00
Speaker
My guy's a complete odor at Jackass.
00:11:07
Speaker
You think that little person has his own issues and he carries around with everywhere at work? It's
00:11:23
Speaker
Mom's upstairs trying to fucking use the microwave and the fucking... However it goes out.
00:11:31
Speaker
but happened? Well, we're still looking at your dumb face, aren't we? See? What dick. um We're still looking at your face now, aren't Your dumb face. We have to run a quick test, but after that you're free. Talk about being pissed off at failure.
00:11:50
Speaker
Sorry.
00:11:59
Speaker
And I wish these had captions. Oh, man, I can record him with captions. Probably. I'll remember that next time. Is the sound quality? Okay, everybody out here is here. Okay.
00:12:11
Speaker
Because watching too far away to hear it. Yeah, huh? Tracer says, sweet.
00:12:20
Speaker
hey because watching him too far away here if that teres so yeah sorry sweet You big plans this weekend?
00:12:34
Speaker
Nothing I can't break. Oh, it's adult Dora. I lost my shit watching those, by the way. You're welcome.
00:12:46
Speaker
Thank you.
00:12:51
Speaker
You've given me some good news I gave you some good laughs. Hell yeah.
00:13:17
Speaker
burritos and Nutella is addicting.
00:13:30
Speaker
His apartment's like a single room. It's just a room. Mom, eat love.
00:13:40
Speaker
He stares over at the barn. yeah.
00:13:44
Speaker
Ooh, it's Michael. It's Michael fucking hitting the bong.
00:13:50
Speaker
It's been a hell of a ride, old friend. There's no one I'd rather be standing next to right now. I totally promised myself not tell you about this part. Come on, quit it with the lovey-dovey, ooey-goey nonsense.
00:14:05
Speaker
We got the water win! What kind of fucking weed is he smoking? What?
00:14:18
Speaker
stick it's ah Warning, cartoon animated violence, guys.
00:14:29
Speaker
Hello? Mr. Sherman, it's Dr. Richards. We need you to come back to the lab immediately. Hello?
00:14:45
Speaker
Apparently a scientific c ah kind consultation is not part of this movie. or for Those scientists.
00:14:55
Speaker
Turns out we were wrong. You did jump dimensions. It's just that the dimension you jumped into is identical to the one you were already in.
00:15:08
Speaker
So did he? So they were doing the exact same experiment? Maybe the next one will be different. Okay, this is this is a big like infinite alternate realities. there's There's a bunch or something like that, right? That that they're popping up new all the time.
00:15:27
Speaker
We did. Unfortunately, they're all exactly the same as the 1. You're in right now.
00:15:38
Speaker
You're sure we've run the numbers layer.
00:15:45
Speaker
I know you were hoping for a fresh start. We're disappointed too. I'm sorry. Yeah. Sorry you're stuck in this shit life, guy.
00:15:57
Speaker
ah You know what? Sorry. i mean, you guys made a... You made a promise to me. All right?
00:16:11
Speaker
You're both liars. you No, but they're...
00:16:15
Speaker
bombs man.
00:16:24
Speaker
Hey, Larry, Larry, wait, wait up a sec. What? Larry Beard. Do you know what shicks is?
00:16:33
Speaker
It's a non Jewish woman. Anyways, when I was younger, I was in love with one and my parents weren't having it, especially my mother. Okay. The point is,
00:16:44
Speaker
I still regret breaking up with her.
00:16:48
Speaker
Well, I know I should just call her, right? She's married now with kids. One of them's kind of weird looking. He's got this eye. When we got your lab results back, I started thinking about how if this is the one life that we have to live, if we're doomed to live in this life in perpetual across all dimensions,
00:17:15
Speaker
we gotta live at the best that we can. How many years of philosophy did you take, Jake? yeah Because I took a lot. And that is the most hackneyed-ass bullshit I've ever done. love this.
00:17:26
Speaker
I love this part. I fucking love this part. I'm positive for a moment. As somebody who likes philosophy and somebody who also in keeping up with science discoveries, the fact that he flipped the script was awesome.
00:17:40
Speaker
It was awesome. I love how they wrote that in there. Anyway, i just had to I geeked out a little bit over that.
00:17:49
Speaker
And that scientist is still an asshole. Lots of fallen out of his dumb face now. ah can't believe I did this.
00:18:00
Speaker
like I thought this was appropriate for a more conversation on chronic conversation. Oh, dear yeah. He's a tight fiber.
00:18:10
Speaker
Mm-hmm.
00:18:17
Speaker
Hey.
00:18:20
Speaker
Beautiful day today, huh?
00:18:29
Speaker
you today they Yeah. that deja vu backwards? Got any big plans this weekend?
00:18:40
Speaker
and i mean, I'm Larry, by the way. I i live right here.
00:18:50
Speaker
I'm so sorry I'm late. No problem. You're right. Just the time I just got here. Oh, okay. Oh, nice. Nice. Hey, pal, how's it going? but
00:19:02
Speaker
but This is my neighbor, Larry. Oh, it's Larry. We were just talking about what we were doing this weekend. Oh, really? Dude, you should come and see my gig tonight over Wild Birds. It's going be insane. It's going to lot of fun, up telling you. yeah You should come.
00:19:15
Speaker
It'll be so much fun. He starts at 8. Okay. yeah sure I mean, maybe I mean, yeah. Okay. david and We'll see you later. See you there boss.
00:19:34
Speaker
She's not out of your league bro. Just grow a stash.
00:19:42
Speaker
but I think I know where he's going. He's all confused. He's like, wait a second.
00:19:52
Speaker
But how does he go to another dimension where his ah real where his other self is there in a completely different apartment, but he's in the same apartment in another
Humorous Science Critique
00:20:00
Speaker
dimension that he is in his original dimension? You see what I mean? Probably they're not all exactly the Yeah.
00:20:12
Speaker
Yeah, so like, okay, so he lives in the same apartment in both dimensions. And they're the same dimension. However, in in the second dimension that he goes to, that dimension self is there, but living in a different apartment with a woman upstairs.
00:20:33
Speaker
That doesn't make sense.
00:20:37
Speaker
That's the plot hole that pissed me off. Well, his whole self shifted, not just his consciousness. that just shows that the science dicks were wrong.
00:20:48
Speaker
It's not exactly the same everywhere you go. It's not. It's not. Maybe he swapped into somebody that does look like him and it' in a different... don't know. He didn't swap in. He's the original, like Trashlin says.
00:21:02
Speaker
He's the original. Okay. All right. It still doesn't explain the apartment thing, though. Well, again, if you've moved completely physically to the new apartment Upstairs, the second version of him.
00:21:18
Speaker
like Okay, not so not just not just his physical self-move, but everything ah about him moved with him. Like him living in that apartment. dig Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:31
Speaker
He took it his place in a new universe. Meanwhile, different him led his life in that same universe and ended up with the chick that he liked in his universe.
00:21:42
Speaker
Yeah. I got that part. I got that part where the original version, let's call him original man. He was quote unquote the shit copy.
00:21:56
Speaker
Better Larry. the best Yeah. And then there's better Larry, not better. Okay. Anyway, that's my biggest um biggest thing is is that. But once you start fucking around with multi-dimensions and time and all that, there's really all the rules go out the fucking window and everybody is
00:22:15
Speaker
Like you said, there's not a lot of science consultation, I don't think, on that one. No. No, not at all. Not Weird concept. I guess I got some of the comedy, but at the same time, it's like a little bit of a weird subject trying to make funny and not put more gags in it.
00:22:33
Speaker
Some of it was, of course, such ah sit or sit situation then sitcom situational comedy. I think the philosophy science joke was kind of funny.
00:22:46
Speaker
um picking that up was a little you know i guess i thought that was a nice little for me it's like that that that movie was made for people like i'm not gonna lie like i i found it funny dorky fun reminds me of the one oh with uh jet lee yeah that's a good movie i liked it minus killing his other cells yes that part did seem to be missing ah It would have spiced things up.
00:23:19
Speaker
All right. Let's see. What are you giving that one? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yay or nay, Michael. Yay or nay? i With the absence of having one thumb.
00:23:33
Speaker
I'll give it a thumbs up. One thumb. up Well, only. But I only have. I only have two options here. Yay or nay? I'm giving it yay. Yay. Yay.
00:23:44
Speaker
Two thumbs way up. Who is that? Maybe you're into embarrassment.
00:23:57
Speaker
Yes, sir. What are we watching next? Let's see. go Was number two Mantis? Yeah, so we're going to watch Mantis.
Introduction to 'Mantis' Film
00:24:10
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This is a goofy oddball
00:24:15
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I'm
00:24:20
Speaker
super excited. I got fan. ah Got a fan. Tarantula Ark. I fucking love that pic. so Feel free to go back and screen capture it.
00:24:36
Speaker
um posted on I'll post it on Facebook here. here ah Just wait. I'll post it on Facebook. Let me get it. Or are actually, drnched i can just send it to you Facebook Messenger.
00:24:47
Speaker
All right. further alright So this is from one of the guys who brought us a Vampire Influencer. This one's a little bit older than that. and Again, these are all from Clippist.
00:24:58
Speaker
And I recommend everybody to go check Clippist out. It's a treasure trove of awesomeness. There's everything from drama, avant-garde. There's comedy, little bit of science fiction. And they're all independent filmmakers.
00:25:13
Speaker
And don't expect any, like, high Michael Bay budget shit. But still, I mean, some of the writing is quirky. Some of the writing is awesome. Some of the writing is dumb.
00:25:26
Speaker
But it's an adventure going through some of these short films. And that's why we're doing it. Because I love it. All right. True, true, Blaze. You're welcome.
00:25:37
Speaker
All right. Without further ado, Mantis. Hi, I'm Tim Blaisdart. I'm super excited to be here. um but oh
00:25:49
Speaker
Also, I think going forward,
Discussion on 'Mantis' Comedy and Characters
00:25:50
Speaker
I'm going to call movie night movies and munchies. It just seems like... Yeah.
00:25:57
Speaker
Anyway. Makes sense. It does. It's my profile. Right? Hi. Tim, I'm so just... Tim, buddy, mate.
00:26:10
Speaker
I'm sure going to great tomorrow, okay? But you've been practicing for hours, man. Please get some rest. Because you're really cutting into my drinking time here. How many of you have It's not quite so much the fuck I've drunk.
00:26:22
Speaker
It's job, Alex. I know, man. I know. You know how know? You mentioned it once. Oh, I know. That's it. Yes. Or every day.
00:26:34
Speaker
It's part of the past year. It's part of the plot, though.
00:26:40
Speaker
yeah Okay. I'm going to call that zit, Bob. It's okay. They invited you for an interview. They like your portfolio.
00:26:54
Speaker
I've got massive spot on my forehead.
00:26:58
Speaker
my is is What the... the...
00:27:03
Speaker
nice saturday this is this is me lately i've been i've been so into fucking wine you've got any spot without white any my skin's perfect ha check the check the box bathroom cabinet yeah bye bye on you go design's again bolt that guy is funny man everything i've seen
00:27:36
Speaker
Apparently he didn't, like, who doesn't read labels? but
00:27:43
Speaker
Don't randomly just start putting cream on your on your skin from a medicine cabinet. you don't know what you'll get. Just saying. Oh. Especially when there's skull and crossbones on it. love this guy. fucking love this
00:28:03
Speaker
ta love this guy i fucking love this guy
00:28:11
Speaker
Was that you? you know something to get up. Get up after a five-hour wine nap. Oh, there's more wine in the glass. Let me finish this up real quick. little payload to Pharaoh. What do you mean?
00:28:26
Speaker
Just tell me. Honestly. How bad is it? Okay.
00:28:39
Speaker
what the then that's disgusting i don't know actually i know how am gonna i dig that mask i love that fight i'm a yeah it's really good it was small i've got a job interview with an hour and a half so ah okay yep i see the problem here what am i gonna do oh god just drink drink more wine makes it better
00:29:10
Speaker
Be yourself. Myself is a praying mantis. I look like a reject for a 50s monster movie.
00:29:23
Speaker
Me and you, we're going to laugh about this one day. Here. me I saw, when I saw that scene with all those movie posters, I started to think, I think to myself last night, I was like, man,
00:29:40
Speaker
If there's anybody I'd like to hang out with and talk movies and drink and smoke weed, it's these fucking cats right here, dude. You know, there there's there's some there' are some fucking movie goers.
00:29:52
Speaker
I'm just saying. Yeah, there's a reason people go into film. How do I drink this? For the love. Night, Tim. I'm looking up your symptoms online, right?
00:30:04
Speaker
And I think you're going to be suffering from one of either three ailments. Right? Gotta love whether you eat. Diabetic, pregnant, or dead. I wish I was.
00:30:16
Speaker
Hey. So far you've been changed beyond any physical conceivable recognition. you still going to go to your interview, right? I draw for a living with my right hand.
00:30:28
Speaker
This isn't my right hand. So you learn to draw again. What's the worst thing that could happen? Blaisdell, not only are you a disgusting bug of a man, but Mr. Blaisdell, you are a prick.
00:30:48
Speaker
No. Tim, they're not going to call you a prick. I have narcolepsy. No, you don't. ah i have no collappsing
00:30:58
Speaker
and no you don't Okay, true, I don't, but this isn't about me, man. This is about you and your designs, man. They're great. They speak for themselves. My designs mean nothing when I ah look like this.
00:31:11
Speaker
Look at me, Tim. Hey, look at me, both eyes. Look, what if Vincent van Gogh looked like a beetle? Huh? Why? Imagine that. People would have still loved his beetle-y wee art.
00:31:24
Speaker
You cut his ear off. That is all people talking about. You know what? I mean, no, Tim. you know what I mean, man? Come on. This has been your dream. As long as I can remember, man. That is pretty she pretty nuts Cutting your own ear off. yes Yeah.
00:31:39
Speaker
Yeah. and go Different.
00:31:43
Speaker
Oh, I can... can come with you you want. Just wait till we get to the end. Although, he doesn't get to the end. I'll come with you and I'll sit next to you and I'll hype up your ideas and I'll make you look great. Yeah!
00:31:54
Speaker
I could be your executive assistant. What the fuck is an executive assistant? does even mean? I don't know. but It sounds cool, doesn't it? It's a title.
00:32:05
Speaker
I like titles. This is a terrible idea. What they're very accepting of man time. It's like this must be a regular thing. I'm gonna ask you sketch. there's your first interview. would you know ah I don't, I don't know.
00:32:18
Speaker
man, but hey, you're gonna be fine, You've literally done everything possible to prepare for this. I can't ask much more of you.
00:32:29
Speaker
Are you able to pause it on your end? If you want me to pause it, just let me know. if you want to go on a diatribe about something i would never well i'll save it for the end have something important say about this a real problem you do have a problem with it already i appreciate how bold your work is thank you what's that a real problem but go ahead and i'll save it for the end
00:33:00
Speaker
Okay, okay, okay. Ooh, I wanna know. Of course, ah as I'm sure you're aware, the pressure to produce high quality designs is intense.
00:33:11
Speaker
We like to know that our employees can handle that pressure with limited timeframes. So I'm going to give you this small brief here, and then you and your're are executive assistant will have about 15 minutes to draw something up.
00:33:24
Speaker
That sounds good. Write it down, Michael, so you don't forget. it
00:33:33
Speaker
Oh, sorry. So you know sir this this is this design that you want him to draw in this this like tight kind of time frame. Sorry, i just so I want to take a quick pause just to remind people out there watching.
00:33:46
Speaker
If you could please like, share, and subscribe. Share us out. che us out here share Share us out to you your grannies because nine out of ten of them Alright, let's get back to the movie.
00:34:02
Speaker
The tenth one's dead, she doesn't count.
00:34:06
Speaker
She smelt toast. what um What kind of specific know like things are to interrupt your interviews, but can you come over to HR please as soon as you can?
00:34:18
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I'll be there in just a moment.
00:34:21
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Will you two be alright if I leave for just a second? Yeah, but absolutely. Please leave. If you want to. I've got a phone call. I have to attend to.
00:34:35
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Never thought I'd say the fuck for HR. can't drool. yeah I can draw it What? Even how? Yeah, no, I've seen every episode of Grand Designs.
00:34:47
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Doesn't it make sense? Makes sense if you've seen Grand Designs.
00:34:57
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It almost took him the whole 15 minutes. be totally honest with you. Thrilling, actually. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. thrill watching Watching Tim sketch these designs has been absolutely sublime. Look, this guy's the next Picasso, I'm telling you.
00:35:11
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The next Picasso. Picasso.
00:35:18
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Mr. Blaisdell,
00:35:22
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this is remarkable. It is? is this is so simple but there's a brilliance in that this is the best example of radical minimalism i've seen for a very long time radical show the sketch i did have the sketch it sounds like something words i would make up to describe something here so i wouldn't hurt someone's feelings
00:35:53
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You could? This may be preemptive, but look, let me introduce you to who you'd be working with. Yes. Yes. I'll pass it on. They show this sketch because they show it.
00:36:09
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That's the sketch. Radical minimalism. Like a kid.
00:36:16
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Minimum Jefford. canne What up, What up? what up How you doing? Brittany, how you doing? That's pretty funny.
00:36:27
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Even the sun has a little smile on it As I said, um I'll need to speak with my colleagues, but I really feel like you'd fit right in here.
00:36:38
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What? Don't screw your co-workers or you won't lose your head.
00:36:51
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Okay, I want hold on, let me remove this. And hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on and And Big problem with that one.
00:37:02
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He turns into a mantis and continues speaking like a human being. The new mandibular structure of his mantis-like head is not going to allow for human speech. Bullshit.
00:37:17
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That's it.
00:37:21
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But it was so funny. but in star the movie But in Star Wars, you're you're willing to accept telekinesis in the Force. Listen to me.
00:37:32
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My space wizards don't come into it. They were in a galaxy far, far away a long time ago. This is now.
00:37:43
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What she said, you fucking turd. ha ha.
00:37:50
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Okay, feel you. I get you. I get you, but it was funny though no it's still a mantis on a human head.
00:38:00
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they They could have changed his voice, maybe like change the pitch, drop the pitch a little bit.
00:38:06
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You should have been saying t tweet, tweet, tweet. That's it. so Pretty chirp, chirp. Yay or nay? I like that one.
00:38:18
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Two thumbs? Way up. Yeah, way up for that one. It was funny. Way funnier than the first entry. It was. For me. i can never i can never remember that Irish dude, the redhead dude, but he is fucking hilarious. He's hilarious. Part of that.
00:38:33
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And Hangover Food and Vampire Influencer. Dude, it's hilarious. Yeah, he was definitely the best part of that one.
Teaser for Upcoming Films
00:38:40
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Yeah. Brittany liked that one. That's just wild, man.
00:38:46
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Should be wild. Wait, so... Since this is movie night and we got we got a pretty pretty extensive lineup, um this will probably go over two hours. I'm okay with that tonight. I'm having fun. So we are going to take a quick break.
00:38:57
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Get your refreshments. Stock back up on your munchies. Remember, this is a munchie movie night. Going on with that in the future. Munchies and movies. Movie munchies. Whatever. I'll figure it out. If you want to come in and bullshit with us, Brittany, you're welcome.
00:39:11
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Yes, yes. With that being said, let's listen to some... You know, I haven't... Let's listen to Watch You Burn by SOB. Sons of Bastards? No.
00:39:26
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a Southern Outlaws Band. That's it. ah
00:39:47
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Only a cow. Pick up a gun. Shoot up a crowd. Try to have fun. Now the biggest light, they won't lose their glow.
00:39:59
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The fam will play. on with the show. You're gonna get your turn. Yeah, you're gonna get your turn.
00:40:11
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John, you're gonna get your turn.
00:40:21
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I was a dad I didn't see I had friends in your company I could snap my face I could flip a switch Make that last bullet burn You tired of a bitch You're gonna get your hurt Yeah, you're gonna get your hurt
00:40:51
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John, you gotta give your turn.
00:41:27
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you don't you go too far just don't it let it give you a pause or you melt your bombs won't trigger it a synagogue you're gonna get your turn yeah you're gonna get your turn son you're gonna get your turn devil gonna watch
00:42:33
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Oh, me, oh, my. What is Benji? How you doing, buddy?
00:42:38
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ah Or not during the break. Yeah, not high enough. Not not with her. She was. ah She faded. and Sue were talking during the break.
00:42:50
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We're going come up with four. good Well, three more good representations for a five star system. okay Okay. The two thumbs up is just, so you know, <unk> we're going make some new ones for the next time we can do this.
00:43:05
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We were talking about it during the break. going to make some more idiotic pictures. from yeah I'm good with that. Finally, I can add something of my own to the show. Fuck yes. I would invite that and I would love that.
00:43:22
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Hell yeah. Spread some Michael on this shit. Rub it in the skin. Well,
00:43:32
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but that was two down. Two down. Four to go. Four to go. Now my phone is... Again, that last one, though. The redheaded guy, man. He's the obvious superstar of that group.
00:43:46
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He steals the show every fucking time. Yeah, he was very funny. He didn't overdo it to the point of making it not enjoyable.
00:43:58
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Alright, so we're going to... move into... britain My gosh, my phone is blowing up. My gosh. Somebody loves you.
00:44:10
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know. Yeah, it's probably group chatting it up. Let's see. ah The next one's going to be a smaller big bang. This is the... You know which one this is? Yeah, yeah. yeah like so I like this one.
00:44:25
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Okay. I think did. like this one too. Alright. Before we get started, everybody get your munchies going.
00:44:36
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Yeah. I can't. i I have to put mine out. This is too much. I have a... I have a... I did that shit on purpose, motherfuckers. My show.
00:44:49
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My show. Like, I don't care if you got snacks as long as they're not loud and crunchy. Yeah. great
00:44:57
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If I was sitting next to you at the theater, I'd be like, dude. Oh, man. You would get popcorn. Oh, dude. i I sat there. i'm one of those guys. if you do shit like that in the theater, I will chuck a Skittles at you.
00:45:13
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Usually, only have popcorn. There's never anybody more than us and one other couple.
00:45:18
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Even on opening weekends, it's weird. like Nobody goes to movies here. so This is a good rom-com. and i This is that rom-com action comedy. actually. Yes.
00:45:30
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Yes. but Without further ado, let's do it. Yeah, the name sounds... I'm pretty sure i like this one. Again, this is... These are all from Clippist, so all the links are in the description.
00:45:41
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Oh my fucking gosh, me too. Me too!
00:45:49
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don't know what she's talking about. Okay, this reads, Do you think the universe fights for souls to be Together, some things are too strange and strong to be coincidences.
00:46:04
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You don't need to be able to just join.
00:46:09
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I thought you could just join now. Okay, I'll send you the link as this goes. Just give me a second.
00:46:27
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Oh, yeah. It's this one.
00:46:33
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Oh, I've already had two. It's okay. I thought you didn't want me to drink so much. cause I get too emotional, make wild accusations.
00:46:45
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Like about you and your assistant and what's-her-face from down the street and what's-her-face a sister from down the street.
00:46:55
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I know you don't believe in any of that nonsense. Besides, tonight, of all nights, de deserve you unwind.
00:47:13
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Well, since it's a night of surprises, I- That's not how you fucking fill up. Okay, ah, ah. See, I won't wait to the end. I'll rip something up right now.
00:47:24
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First of all, you don't fucking goddamn fill a wine the glass up that goddamn fucking high. for Two reasons. One, you fucking spill it it. Come on, it's a wine glass. Skinny stem.
00:47:37
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Balance. Second, wine has to air out. It's got to air it. It's got to breathe. And that's why you need that extra space. and then it releases those tannins.
00:47:49
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Those tannins. You don't want that shit. and And another thing, if you ever go to a bar and you order a drink and that drink comes out and there's bubbles all inside the glass, all around the sides of stuff, clinging to the sides, you know what that means, Michael?
00:48:09
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You're an alcoholic? No, that means that glass was not properly cleaned. Ooh, caca. Yeah, if you notice her glass of wine, had all those bubbles. Granted, they've been drinking out of it probably on multiple takes, so you know it's going to get dirty.
00:48:25
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But if you if you order a fresh drink from a bar, like a beer, of course you're going to have some bubbles that come up. but if you order it But if you see bubbles sticking all to the side and shit, that's because of a dirty glass.
00:48:39
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Anyway, there you go. Knowledge. Nope. That's one to grow on.
00:48:52
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Is that Michelle's? What is that? I thought you wanted me to eat healthier. is that like supposed to be cheesecake or some kind of like cheese? there I can't tell. You practically photoshopped it with Christmas card.
00:49:07
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Bubbles form to germs. Tarantula gets it. Gloves. He says it's red velvet. Oh, red velvet. Oh, red velvet. I like it. I say tonight. It's got like a cream cheese icing.
00:49:26
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Where'd all that wine go? you see, the wine's a lot lower in the glass now. Continuity errors. That's why they shouldn't have done it the first time the way they did.
00:49:40
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Your ideal match is Krav Maga target practice.
00:50:02
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I'm sorry, but if you have enough money to hire a hitman and kill your spouse, vice versa, you got enough money get in the house, right?
00:50:16
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What's up, bitches? What's up, Brittany? Coming in like a bull in china shop. Yes, what's up? That's how the cops, er, cacks come up both.
00:50:31
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That's how they be coming in.
00:50:34
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I'm in my car. remember this one. Fuck this shit. Blaze, I thought about you earlier because I had one of your kind of thoughts.
00:50:49
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I know, I'm totally perplexed. I'm so curious. Her brain started hurting, apparently. Yeah, basically. I know. what with it That Karl Marx was correct.
00:51:02
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of
00:51:07
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Please don't leave me hanging, Mandy. I really want to know what kind of thought.
00:51:15
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Oh, this one.
00:51:19
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Where are you hiding out the car?
00:51:22
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Children. Children. children children and there's weed to smoke yeah exactly oh that was really the main well no don't know it's kind of a tie between the two Mark Wag call those ideas got i call those oh ideas
00:51:56
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This one was like, har got I kind of liked the way it ended though. It was dumb and it's long and boring. That was one that you said was boring, right?
00:52:08
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This one is a bit boring. ive yeah oh exist for the They dragged it out a little bit in some areas, but I liked the way it ended up. I will say. The premise is great. I love this. I love the story outlaws.
00:52:21
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I mean, the plot's awesome.
00:52:27
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boy
00:52:30
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Poor guy.
00:52:34
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so It was a medicated idea for me. Tomato, tomato. I don't know
00:52:45
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know. Unless you're talking about like medicated isn't like a morphine grip. Jesus! Jesus! but jesus What? I not i mean, some people get a morphine drip for various reasons.
00:53:08
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but The fact that it's morphine, I think. In general. I love this part right here.
00:53:19
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i love this part right here
00:53:23
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She's almost into it. She's almost into it. she's She thought about it.
00:53:31
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It's called sunscreen. Ouch. That sucks. They're out there fighting. The couple's in there making up.
00:53:45
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I'm so glad you drank that wine. Oh, thank you for eating my red velvet cake.
00:53:52
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Now stir my batter, baby. So much that happened here after. Yeah, it is. I did it myself. So should we go in there and finish this together?
00:54:04
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Oh. yeah it is did it myself it the time is myself ah sure
00:54:13
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so she will yeah like go in there and finish this together oh say I usually work the alone. She's like, I'm gonna go finish myself. it This thing is messy.
00:54:26
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And I don't do this here. ah No comment. She probably fucks in the shower.
00:54:35
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No mess. No stress. I will have to say, I have a... Never mind. you Thank you. young do yourself yeah because That's a Saturday night shit. Hey.
00:54:52
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I'm not saying there's nothing wrong. There's
00:55:00
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definitely nothing wrong with fucking the shower. I know this red pizza joint. you I'm just saying that's where I probably wish he prefers it.
00:55:14
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I could eat. You like Detroit style? I could eat. I love Detroit style. This is six weeks later. Oh, this does have some like comedic roles.
00:55:29
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I didn't even see that part. rather show my bed with that creepy kid that crawled out of the TV in that scary movie. That kid would take one look at you and see your cold, dead eyes and crawl his ass right back into the TV.
00:55:41
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Oh.
00:55:45
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That's why they sit there and just insult each other for a moment. I don't understand the fucking title, though. Yeah, that's... It doesn't match up, like, with what the fucking story. Oh, yeah, it's different.
00:56:02
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I love these things. It's a low blow. It's
00:56:07
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a low blow. It's a low blow.
00:56:12
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Everybody lies, team honey.
00:56:18
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Those last ones, the last like little clips, those are what got me for it. Sarcasm is great foreplay. I just don't think they were being sarcastic.
00:56:31
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Oh, no, it is. i just don't think that couple was being sarcastic. It almost reminded me of Peggy and Al Bundy. When they're going to bed and when I'm strangling to the other one, it's so fucking nice.
00:56:47
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What? Okay. What did guys think?
00:56:53
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That's my favorite one. I like the ending. That was favorite one so far. like that one.
00:57:01
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What are you doing? what are you doing Oh, okay. It's like the drive-in for her.
00:57:11
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Yeah. Hell yeah. I like that. and got my Nerf gun.
00:57:19
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She's doing doing drive-bys at the drive-in. Okay. yeah oh yeah I just bought my phone over with it. Okay. We're moving on.
00:57:36
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i'm in a good mood. So you give the movie two thumbs up. That's right. Cool. I do too. That's a good one.
00:57:46
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All right.
00:57:55
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That's your free show. I'm about to get you the fuck out of here. Creeperviews climbing.
00:58:06
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Find me on FeetFinders.com That's supposed to be on That shit's supposed to be on Patreon Leave that there That's a sneak peek
00:58:20
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Right Okay So We are going with David French is a piece of shit And I want him dead That's the next one Really?
00:58:34
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I thought that was five. Oh, no we're doing that no, we're doing that second to last. I'm sorry. You're right. ah We're doing Revenant Relocation Officers.
00:58:47
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That's the one we're doing. Yep. That's the one.
00:58:55
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In 2018, a group of young filmmakers documented the week in the life of one of the most
Introduction to Ghost Relocation Film
00:59:00
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unappreciated groups of council employees. I don't think I've seen that. What's that? I don't think I've seen this one.
00:59:08
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Oh, you've seen this one. You'll remember it. Remember it set up like The Office? The film crew following the city. Now I remember. I don't remember seeing this part.
00:59:21
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Okay. I like the ending of this. This one has ghosts in it, so boo. You've been warned. He's like, oh.
00:59:34
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Yeah. The boo ring. Frank Clark already out. She can't stay in the office. Can't stand. Hello. mine Okay, Angel. And I'm Nick Taylor.
00:59:46
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And... What, you guys are gonna be following us for the week? We are part of the Council Paranormal Control Unit. We keep the undead under control. The official title Revenant Relocation Officers. We're basically that on undead.
01:00:00
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Revenant. always fuck that word up. Spiritual warriors, occult guardians, if you will. Spiritual warriors. Curtis, if you're watching, brother. what local council ghostbusters.
01:00:12
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Hmm. Plotified pest control to be honest. Right, let's get to the first call out. It's a female in a student flat. Come on, let's go. It's in there. Can you hear it?
01:00:23
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Aye, I hear it. It started a couple of weeks ago, just after my... Oh, aye Bob, look at all this ectoplasm in here. Looks like we have a live one. Right, we're just going to pop on these para lenses here.
01:00:37
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It helps us to see the apparitions. These beauties are a medical problem. I understand the props are cheap as fuck, but i love them. I love how simple they Stop stogies me the book. like Focus, Mike.
01:00:52
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What the
01:00:58
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What is this? what is Wait, wait. wait This isn't what it looks like. Casper the gooning ghost. What is it? What's happening? Don't worry, miss. It's all under control. You didn't get him off enough. That's what happened.
01:01:15
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This is a mixture of... But do you like that kind of ghost sure why it works. It just does.
01:01:29
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yeah Come on. Oh, that bunch. You thought it pal fell. What hell is going on? We're just expecting the guy spraying the cat. It's like spraying the cat. It'll be over soon. yeah Now, take this horse. Go away. Kneel it to the front door upside down.
01:01:43
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You shouldn't be back again. I'm going out, baby. Have a nice day. This is a pretty run of the mill job. Once we have driven the spirit from the residence, we have to identify it.
01:01:53
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We check morbs, funeral homes, local council records to see who it was. This is the point where I know. We then generally assault and burn the body, but in this case, when the subject has already been cremated, we have find a significant object that the soul may have anchored itself onto during its life.
01:02:12
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We then locate the object and destroy it in a controlled fire.
01:02:18
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Bob. i love i talk ah so That's the belt you used. Could you imagine the fucking embarrassment being finally that?
01:02:29
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Mike, do you keep it professional? Look, all I'm saying is that if I was him, Bob, would not be sticking around. think he's here. <unk> yeah think he's here
01:02:42
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ah come
01:02:46
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Cut a lens this one and get the spray ready.
01:02:51
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Mike's all right. He's picked up the basics pretty quick and he doesn't he overthink things. It's just the job. Get court order, reinforce it, then we get paid. Simple as that. the p in NPCs are NPCs. He's like, NPCs. I have a question after this time. What's that?
01:03:12
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what's that I have a question after it's done. Okay. Yeah. a Portable incinerator. yeah I don't know. I don't know my accents very well. Got it. You never know what job's going to come next. You don't know when you're going to get that call. Bob's always saying how it's so easy to use that even debbies like me can use it.
01:03:40
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It's hard when they're young.
01:03:43
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You know, and you've got you've got to talk to the parents about that. I also know Dan at this story. mean, he's been doing it for years, but it takes its toll. Yes. His forehead says twat.
01:03:56
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And his partner had a dick grotten drunk. And they're just confused and scared. That's why they sometimes lash out. They're just scared. They're not evil. They're not. Twat.
01:04:07
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Yeah, twat. don't guess I kind of see them as stuck. You know, me and Bob, no, we're just trying to get them unstuck.
01:04:22
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Yeah, we're trying to get them to go to the other side. There's better not be permanent market on face right here. They're greeting us at the door. It's like this old chair. They greet us at the door we showed have to be throwing this five times and it keeps coming back. It's exactly like a TV channel.
01:04:39
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It keeps turning itself over to BBC too. My clients don't want to watch fucking Countryfile, do you know what mean? It's alright, miss. We'll take it here. Fuck BBC2. You'll often get this. Just like MTV2, it sucks. and ghost stuck Yeah, for real. MTV sucks now.
01:04:57
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um tv sucks now Usually it's just stuff like Cam. upset pi That's a conversation for another day, but I agree. Stuff like that. aye disagree Ghost seriously lowers the resale value of this and it tends to make it colder. drives up the energy bills.
01:05:14
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What are we doing here then? Oh, I love this one. Don't patronize me. Oh, she is such a She's a stubborn, stubborn old ghost. Spirit.
01:05:31
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Spirit. We're just doing our jobs, Mal. You bastards never stop. They're the cleanup crew after the investigation. I assure you. That's what they said the last time.
01:05:43
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And the time before. I promise you 100% that this is the last time, okay? You're dead. They're like, what now? I mean, there's only one place left for you to go.
01:05:54
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I just want to go. I find it interesting. They need goggles to see them, but they don't need any hearing thing to hear them. This is why have questions for after.
01:06:05
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Oh, you can roast it during, too, because of copyright. We've got to talk over a little bit. Well, now well you know how that and the ending is. I have a question about that specifically. Oh, okay.
01:06:17
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Radio. It's not your chair anymore. Oh, you want to take the chair from under me? Yes, I do. You can take that ratty thing. You're a ghost. You're not helpless. You're trying to shit out.
01:06:28
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Be my guest. A wee voice speaking to me like that. Yes. A couple of the scenes in this movie. That's the thing about British comedy. too I don't want to go. never
Comedic Ghost Film Review
01:06:40
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do. This entire thing feels fucked up.
01:06:43
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yeah This is when you texted me and were like, this is so boring. Get out. The next world will be far better than this one. Has to be more peaceful. That's why have my car. Hey, you would like that.
01:06:55
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Sorry. What did I say about patronizing you little shite? Get out. They say boot, like they're from Canada.
01:07:08
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You what I'm saying? No. got so limit ah hate that place. That is so fucking Canadian. kind fun Just do your job. so and we can't We can't be a movie reviewing if we're reviewing just good movies. Right, right.
01:07:24
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oh This is your basic EMP detector. What the fuck are you? Hold on, Link. aye He's a fucking ghost. so Radio Shack specials.
01:07:37
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ah 20 bucks you're gonna tell you just as good as those hundred dollars when you get
01:07:56
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now he's not using they're not using motion detectors and cameras and they already know it's there and ghost boxes oh very true
01:08:09
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oh you know you're just making yourself look more obvious but'm not taking oh
01:08:24
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Do you realize how much of a cliche that this is? Okay, I did like this part. Take it off. I'm tenant. I'll let you all know why. Okay, okay, you are the tenant. Shut the fuck up, Michael. But we need to see you to confirm it. Okay, fine.
01:08:40
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Except you insist.
01:08:44
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You're a bitch. Right. You're a meat gazer. It was a ghost. You're stuck wearing whatever it was that you died.
01:08:56
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A prick look at This unfortunate gentleman. Mama me grey looks like. Sorry. Mate. Okay, ahsh I should have asked you. For now.
01:09:06
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Okay, let's put your sheet back on. Cock watcher? It's all part of the job, mate. Cock swasher? Oh my god.
01:09:18
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Watcher, watcher, watcher, watcher. I heard you. I've watched a few cocks before. They were like 90-year-old men. so Totally hot. TMI. And box. Kidding, kidding.
01:09:33
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and paul comes significant It was in-home care, okay? Shut the fuck up. No one cares. Ghost stumbling about. You're a bitch. I can't wait to see you at your fucking wedding. Oh fuck. No, that'll be Vini Honour's laugh.
01:09:57
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no an alumnus like who We are from the council's paranormal control unit ma'am. We are here to ask you to vacate the princess.
01:10:09
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We are here ask you. Did you get into my house? We have a court order on behalf of the new owner to facilitate your exit from the property, miss. Aye, Lou, you're dead, ma'am, so it's... David, gotta come quick, please, because there's someone in the house.
01:10:22
Speaker
Who the fuck are you? never See at this point, at this point I was thinking they were real people and they would stay mistaken good. You need to fuck off out of my house. As my colleague just said, sir, we have a court. They are, aren't they? Sir, could I please ask you to back off? Oh, big man, picking on a woman now. but There was only one presence detected here. I thought they, oh wait, no, he's not. You need to fuck off out my house now.
01:10:49
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You fucking terrible. Yeah, there goes. Never i so and fucking Leave him alone, you bastards.
01:11:00
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He's a demon. He's a demon. He's a demon. Not a ghost. See if I was dead, Bob. Remember Curtis told us there's different levels? There was a court Monday.
01:11:12
Speaker
And they had different powers and strength levels? Like in Dragon Ball Z? You don't like double slimes? He's a level four. He's got three and a half hit base. See all these are rich, dead fucks. The spray bottle doesn't work on him. Allowed to stay in their castles. You need an 18 or a machine. With their private graveyards. How come we never get to go and bust them?
01:11:34
Speaker
Don't be getting too political. Is there time for politics? Well, unless the bastards cut the wages again. You're telling me.
01:11:48
Speaker
Budget slashed.
01:11:51
Speaker
That's a bunch of floor.
01:11:54
Speaker
the pale look completely depleed she and undertaed this well i mean ah getting sent on jobs so long now dangerous who puts in fun i fan in you good job gun guarantee entertain for a goodup and watching some shape telly
01:12:18
Speaker
and sense Goddamn it, Brian. Quiet snacks.
01:12:27
Speaker
That's pretty much my life at the minute now.
01:12:31
Speaker
This is kind of sad. but Yeah, that's kind of why I like the end of it because it like it actually made me feel something. We can bust me. How is he talking and interacting
01:12:52
Speaker
know just sit that all day are you going to get the job so is there in the abyss in the abyss stairs which schedule the day first time i felt just on a one job
01:13:04
Speaker
yes and how is he talking and interacting Nevermind. I'm gonna shut up. and you might see that's what i'm good I'm not gonna spoil it. almost spoiled it.
01:13:16
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someone close hoton I did. comment. Hi. I got PPE.
01:13:27
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comment like
01:13:36
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aye yeah i love play
01:13:43
Speaker
For the job I lost. Alright, now that we all know he's a ghost. He's interacting with him without his goggles on. Hey. Josh.
01:13:53
Speaker
What? It's totally unrelated. Completely. Our eyes are up here. I'm like, what are you doing?
01:14:05
Speaker
I have... you know I know you're a shoe dude.
01:14:11
Speaker
Did I show you these? No, we're not looking at your shoes right now. that our fuck off i I got distracted. I like, damn That on.
01:14:28
Speaker
not be that what
01:14:35
Speaker
know yeah ah very funny but i just want all a gallop
01:14:45
Speaker
She showed up turnt up.
01:14:49
Speaker
I definitely did. You really know you're still bossing out. Turnt up and showing out. had man shot know I don't know why.
01:15:00
Speaker
Oh, God.
01:15:11
Speaker
yeah was Why didn't they just do that with the the dude in the closet and the woman in the chair? Right. Apparently they don't have to be willing. There
01:15:23
Speaker
are so many like things with that.
01:15:30
Speaker
How long was it?
01:15:33
Speaker
That one was 14 minutes, and it was about 10 minutes too long. I was saying the same thing. Keep that one under five.
01:15:44
Speaker
Yeah. Because a lot of that was so throwaway. Not a fan on that one. Yeah. can We could to really tell it was... Go ahead, Michael. Sorry. I just think that starting off with the masturbation joke, it really went downhill. Maybe they should have saved that toward the end, like shuffle it up a little bit because you expect more after you start off with a beating dick.
01:16:05
Speaker
Show the old lady first and then go into the masturbation joke. Yeah. And then nude guy. If that's the pattern you wanted in, then okay. Okay. about It's an about over about delivery. out 80% of the dialogue.
01:16:22
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Now, Michael. Oh, I sneeze. la but say think Oh, Jesus. I try to stop it. Yay or nay? Oh, man.
01:16:35
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Can I give it a zero? Okay. man can i give to zero
01:16:44
Speaker
That's a no with a capital NU-UH. NU-UH. Yeah, nah. That's probably a no-go. I mean, I like the way it ended, but it was like it's just boring. Yes, we could tell it was not keeping your attention at all. What?
01:17:02
Speaker
I wanted to send you to timeout. Fuck you. Thumbs down. I wish I had more hands to give it five thumbs down. I mean, I wouldn't say it was like terrible, terrible. I've seen worse.
01:17:16
Speaker
Oh, God. Yeah. We have, but we have like either yay or nay grading system right now. Okay, nay. Because we're cheap. We're cheap. We're cheap on the show. That was like, that was a night in Paris bad.
01:17:32
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Paris sucks. One night in Paris or whatever that was called. Then it was the best part because we don't have to watch it anymore. Yeah.
01:17:46
Speaker
Okay, it's it's breaky time. You guys ready for a break? I need to go grab me another drinky drinky. I'm going fart. Fair enough. and good night. a Good night, sir.
01:18:00
Speaker
Put it in a jar. You can make me lay on those. I'll save it for your wedding. Sell that to them.
01:18:18
Speaker
I'm a little piece of man!
Pacing and Humor Critique
01:18:42
Speaker
She better think quick Running out of cheap tricks Running out of lips and trying to take a bite out of me Little devil kiss kiss Gunshots, French tits, sex of mystery Call up in the car she sucks again She's been 18 with death like kids Heartbreak a man, need a plan for the mind Too much to sew with the
01:19:34
Speaker
Oh, what the heck? floor Oh, no. my My drink hit the mouse button and it turned the song off. Good job. Okay, sorry, guys. I'm going to ahead and play that again.
01:19:58
Speaker
I'm a little piece of man
01:20:23
Speaker
She better pay quick Running out of cheap tricks Running out of lips and trying to take a bite out of me Little nimmel kiss kiss Gunshots, french tits, sex, love and misery Call up a nickel, she sucks again She's been 18 with a deadly kiss Heart-faked a man, need blind for the mind She might do so with a stone face
01:21:01
Speaker
I don't want another one trick pony She's got head trick up her sleeve Her eyes is kiss, this poison Or don't fall on my knees I don't wanna be victim of a murder She sticks her teeth into me This woman's gonna send me
01:21:32
Speaker
Banging on the walls, attacking Conversations, tornadoes, running on our bodies, I'm forbidden food is rotten Lost intoxication, physical infatuation Losing our religion, getting off on suffocation Hearts defeating heavy breathing, slowly sets the steady guns Pointing at each other, now it's really getting messy Fiction, constant static communication, acrobatics, serotonin, star flowing
01:21:56
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me, I'm the perfect, my first day I'm the bomb Then she looks me, it up Right before she tears me down Smile, smile, sound these let's go another round don't want another one, trick, Tony She's got a hand trick up her sleeve Her rubbish kiss is poison Walk up, sit on my knees I don't wanna be a victim of murder She a into me This me, I'm the perfect, my first day I'm bomb
01:23:29
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This woman's gonna set me up
01:24:10
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um Definitely, definitely one of my faves. Welcome, welcome back. Welcome back. great
01:24:20
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So when I got back with my other drink, I set it down right in front of my mouse and I hit the button and my mouse point it was hovering over the song and it turned it off. Oh, oh shit.
01:24:34
Speaker
Well, I needed that couple of extra minutes. Thanks. Yeah, my bad. It was screw up on my part. My office is in the basement and we've got a mouse down here and it freaked Sue out. She said, it's going to jump on me. It keeps staring at me. She's panicking about it. During the break, I put a little peanut butter on a mousetrap and set it there.
01:25:00
Speaker
She's got an office nook and I've got my office area too for frilling in. research and all my other crap I do. Anyway, that's that's it for my world. I think we've got two left.
01:25:12
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Two left.
01:25:15
Speaker
Definitely. yeahly break at the mouth definite Definitely. I think she's raining. We've got two left. We've got David French as a piece of shit. I want him dead. And we've got foul.
01:25:30
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Spoiler alert, the best part of this next one is the title. but But before we get off before we get on it, Torny Talks, I, what's today, Friday? Okay, so tomorrow is going to be Saturday. got Nonsensical Nonsense Open Door Challenge.
01:25:52
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You guys are going to probably see Brittany. think Michael said he might drop on through. yeah, he doesn't know to do with course, it's goingnna be primarily hosted by Glick, and I probably will not be there if you guys enjoy it.
01:26:07
Speaker
That'll be it tomorrow night. Who's going to challenge me on some foosball?
01:26:15
Speaker
Foosball for the devil. You and all your fancy foosball friends. I'm muting you for a moment so I get through this spiel.
01:26:27
Speaker
take you to I'm taking your toys away. I'm out. Terrence is like fucking freak. Before you get into it, look at this shit. No, Michael, get a jar of the hole filled with snacks, play nails in the lid, and it will kill itself.
01:26:45
Speaker
What? That's brutal, man. She is twisted. Put what in it? Brittany? The mouse. Oh, the mouse. Oh, the mouse.
01:26:59
Speaker
Enough sidetracks. Okay. And then Sunday morning, I believe they're bringing back the football show. Unnecessary roughness. I don't know. Monday is the wrestling, right? saturday sun Saturday morning might be wrestling.
01:27:17
Speaker
I don't know. Stay tuned. It's all to be determined. And of course, Monday. So mondayss Mondays and Thursdays, Wally's on a hiatus with work schedule. Again, i know what happens, but he's got medical bill, guys.
01:27:32
Speaker
So that happens. With that being said, going to try to do a couple of impromptus here. And of course, Wednesday or Tuesday at Glick's House of Music. I'm not sure if he has a guest or what he's doing this Tuesday. God, this coming Tuesday, i start i ah I changed my shifts. I'll be working Monday and Tuesday nights now.
01:27:53
Speaker
So you will not see me those nights, unfortunately. Wednesday night, we have Wild Car Wednesday. um Again, this is going to be a luck of the draw. Speaking of Wild Car Wednesday, I want to show these off real quick.
01:28:07
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Yes, do it, because they're fucking awesome. Some new graphics I made for Wild Car Wednesday. There's Michael's player. Fuck yeah. There's the lips.
01:28:19
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yeah is the lips I love that. watch too Mine, you guys have seen this one, so it's not all a brand new, brand new.
01:28:29
Speaker
even Glicks, you guys have seen around Glicks House of Music. But this one's new. This one's totally new to the lineup, along with Michael's, of course. Britney's, because we're the all the hosts of Wildcard Wednesday. We don't know who's going to host one.
01:28:43
Speaker
It's Britney, bitch.
01:28:46
Speaker
I'm not going to be that self-absorbed, but I just fucking love them so much. ah those Those are pretty fucking awesome. They're all on brand.
01:28:57
Speaker
They're all on brand. Yeah. For real. You did such a good job. Oh, my my dog is scratching at the door. I will.
01:29:08
Speaker
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, and then with that being said, and then of course that brings us back to... Come on, Pepper.
01:29:17
Speaker
I have to go, you guys. Okie dokie. You have fun. Have a good night. Much kind of love to you.
01:29:30
Speaker
You know, whatever. Fuck you guys.
01:29:36
Speaker
You know that means I love you. Later, put those cards on shirts. but they' Not a terrible idea.
01:29:49
Speaker
Ooh, they'd be looking good like on the back of a shirt.
01:29:53
Speaker
As soon as Glick learns how to use that. What's that? Where the pocket would go if it was a pocketed shirt. Ooh, that'd be. I like that. Actually, with the pocketed shirt, you can do all four of them fanned coming up out of the pocket.
01:30:09
Speaker
Ooh.
01:30:12
Speaker
ah And then have like releases with like different colors with each one of us on a certain color on the back.
01:30:25
Speaker
um I'll fill it up on the shirt.
01:30:30
Speaker
And add a QR code. Yes. Okay, let's get back to movie night.
01:30:37
Speaker
um'm like Oh, yes, like that QR code. it doesn't go on It doesn't go anywhere right now. yeah yeah Not now. Soon. Hopefully by the end of the month.
01:30:52
Speaker
Perhaps it's good for one to suffer. can an artist do anything if he's happy?
01:31:01
Speaker
And that was written by that guy right there. It was too small for me. Oh my God. Like this crowd is into it.
01:31:14
Speaker
Oh my God. like this crowd is into it
01:31:27
Speaker
Was that you that said that? Yeah, the crowd was totally into it. Oh.
01:31:34
Speaker
Which feeds my disdain about what happened. I don't like the sound. and The way the sound is so inconsistent.
01:31:51
Speaker
Yeah, I don't know if this if it's StreamYard doing it or if it's us. Thank you so much and thank you to Buffet. We are Friends Kids. night.
01:32:10
Speaker
David. I got to be honest. First time we watched this, I thought he said Friends Kids. And I had to remember his name is French. French is sounds better. You seem to like it.
01:32:22
Speaker
Like it. It's fucking wild. Let me get you drink. ah Yeah, I could use some more water. That's David French, is it not? Is that David French?
01:32:34
Speaker
Yes. Okay. Is he the fucking manager now? Don't stress. not fucking stressing. This doesn't worry you at all. No, because he's coming here to see Agreed. Agreed, Chancellor. So chill out.
01:32:47
Speaker
Where's James? The sound quality is shite. It was too much. James. Not enough filters or something. Cool. Yeah, no worries, man. You
01:33:06
Speaker
hear me?
01:33:15
Speaker
ah The the... that?
Live Show Vibe Discussion
01:33:16
Speaker
The crowd is probably the most exciting thing about this movie. The blender. The blender, yeah.
01:33:26
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The best part of this whole entire movie takes place off stage.
01:33:55
Speaker
And then dead silence. Not a whisper. well What the fuck?
01:34:11
Speaker
It's like, motherfucker, we got a show to play.
01:34:24
Speaker
how y'all doing? You having a good night? I like a live show.
01:34:38
Speaker
Bummer, dude.
01:34:43
Speaker
Sorry about that one, guys. We may have to start that one again. I
01:34:53
Speaker
think I might get tattoo. Yeah? are you going to get it? I don't know. Right above my teeth. At first, I thought she was giving them a hit. I'm not going lie.
01:35:05
Speaker
but See you tomorrow, man. like She wouldn't be able to talk that well. straight we've got that thing to more you she was it was in It was in between. wasn't like what's that you tell me yeah if you're at it yeah what anything live is better don't get me wrong i like them i agree i agree that edge and you guys are there when you're releasing your eb just gotta do a final mix so soon all right
01:35:46
Speaker
Let me know when it does.
Criticism of Film's Exposition
01:35:47
Speaker
This movie, I like i understand the whole point of it. But the way they go about explaining it is slow and boring and confusing.
01:36:03
Speaker
one It's all exposition. It's all saying, not showing. Yeah. Yeah. Nicely done. They do a shitty... They do a shitty way doing it, though. Fuck.
01:36:17
Speaker
Yeah, that's right. Fuck. Just as this doesn't do it, you have a video medium. So show them. Don't tell them. You're joking. Tell me you're fucking joking. to look fucking clown to you?
01:36:29
Speaker
Fuck! That's right. Fuck. Yeah. Hey, guys. almost forgot my baby. See you later. Later on there, Frenchie. e
01:36:44
Speaker
I want to fucking kill him. No you don't. I mean it. David French is a piece of shit and I want him dead. Will you just shut the fuck up for one minute and listen to me? Name of the myat movie. right They did the thing. They did the thing. You've got to admit that he's good.
01:37:01
Speaker
Fuck off. No dude, listen. What's it say on my back? And we could be just as good, if not better, but we could do one thing. Dude!
Favorite Bands and Emotional Authenticity
01:37:10
Speaker
dude who's your favorite band oh come on you know that come on dude play along who's your favorite band alice and chains alice and change yeah only their early stuff with lane staley what are you talking about you know what made alice and chains so fucking good back then lane just poured his heart out he was in pain but it made for great music dave is doing the same thing the thing was the thing in the thing dude he's got nothing to
01:37:37
Speaker
yes that's kind of how this whole dialogue is right now i'm not saying he's bad what i'm saying is maybe he needs a bit more inspiration so you murder someone no makes sense what are we actually gonna do like i said
01:38:00
Speaker
maybe it's not him you want dead
01:38:09
Speaker
Okay, see, that's what confused
Stunt Actress Praise
01:38:11
Speaker
me. It's like they want David French dead, but it's... I don't want spoil the
01:38:18
Speaker
God dang it. It's what I get for watching these before we watch them. Yeah.
01:38:28
Speaker
Damn. She's probably the best stunt actress in the entire movie.
01:38:35
Speaker
The only actress in the entire movie? Yeah. She takes a pound. Not in that way, though. It's like, oh, fuck. We didn't plan that one right.
01:38:58
Speaker
like oh but we didn't plan that one right
01:39:10
Speaker
You're an assassin's ever. Oh, fucking A. She's got aim, dude.
01:39:27
Speaker
yeah David! This is a piggy once in market. This is a piggy stay home. This is a piggy for fuck
01:39:51
Speaker
my thing jesus he's a proper soccer hooligan
01:40:03
Speaker
but that was those are great movies especially in the first one uh i can't what was it green street hooligans okay i'll have to send you the link
01:40:25
Speaker
i
01:40:29
Speaker
oh
01:40:41
Speaker
Bye-bye, baby. feel It doesn't even look like your face is all shredded.
01:40:54
Speaker
the pasties man the fucking face he tried to stop him
01:41:01
Speaker
no i swear i didn't mean to that is no longer a beautiful oh oh
01:41:29
Speaker
okay
01:41:32
Speaker
get to the credits i'm done with this one why the flock was french living with all of them i don't understand the dynamics of those relationships zip that's the part that did make sense to me why was french when they were going to get the girlfriend
01:41:56
Speaker
The girlfriends with the dude in their band, wouldn't they be roommates and Francis with his band or live somewhere else? i think i think i feel i think I think there was some cheating going on.
01:42:08
Speaker
Some inner band cheat. I don't know. Some drama shit. It was a stupid movie. I don't like it. Well, if that's the case, they timed it really poorly because Homeboy showed up with the pace he's still on and dude's still there.
01:42:20
Speaker
I mean, that scuffle was literally a three-minute thing. Yeah. I mean, he's definitely a minute man. case it it just it wasn't like there was a couple parts that were kind of funny like when they showed up at the at the house like all badass and then and then they get their asses handed to them by a chick that shit was funny bottom the forehead boom yeah yeah like that that was the best part of the whole movie but the lead up to that whole kitchen scene was just like uh the sound quality
01:42:54
Speaker
crazy my
Sound Quality Issues
01:42:56
Speaker
ears. i don't like it. Fucked my ears up. I'm wearing headphones. Sound was all over the place.
01:43:05
Speaker
Took too long to get to the comedy. That's a no for me, dog. Yeah. The build-up wasn't even fucking worth it, dude. It wasn't even good edging. Not even good edging.
01:43:18
Speaker
I agree. I agree. That's a no with capital. No. Uh. Oh,
01:43:30
Speaker
oh which leaves us with one more.
01:43:34
Speaker
Hey, hold on. Let me let me let me double check.
01:43:43
Speaker
You watched Revenant, Relocation Officers. We watched Mantis, the smaller Big Bang. Yeah, we got one more. This one's a short one. This real, real, real short one.
01:43:58
Speaker
In my opinion, it's the very best one. This one's three minutes long, guys. And yeah like Michael said, this is definitely probably the best one. However, however, if poop or the talk of poop makes you feel queasy inside, you don't want to watch this one.
01:44:16
Speaker
Come back in three minutes and 45 seconds.
01:44:21
Speaker
That has been your scat warning. It's called the foul. the In the pig mask, they could have won up to carry more than they did. You know, the mask i the mask, the aesthetics of the mask and the way they dress, I thought was pretty cool.
01:44:36
Speaker
Like, it did look creepy, like, rolling into that house, which which made which made them getting their ass kicked even more fun.
Creepy Aesthetics Appreciation
01:44:45
Speaker
So, absolutely.
01:44:48
Speaker
As long as it's not snot. Oh. No.
01:44:57
Speaker
Now I'm kind of wondering how YouTube and Facebook is going to take this. Facebook and let's just say it's chocolate. Hashtag chocolate.
01:45:11
Speaker
it's It's a Hershey's mess. All right, let's do this.
01:45:18
Speaker
Okay, go on.
01:45:21
Speaker
Go on, come on, fucking.
01:45:29
Speaker
As somebody who takes their dogs to the park and yada, yada, yada, and does take poop bags with me, this this is this this is to shame the ones that don't.
01:45:39
Speaker
It's a PSA in its heart. It is. It's a great PSA. And where do you think you're going? Howdy ho. Yes. Yes.
01:45:50
Speaker
the yeah ah yeah
01:45:59
Speaker
yeah
01:46:02
Speaker
Don't look at the judge! This is your doings! What are you? I'm the poo fairy! I didn't think there was a poo fairy. Yes, there isn't! There's such thing! Now pick me up!
01:46:14
Speaker
What? Pick me up! don't think I can. What you think we... What are you gonna do with it? I don't have any poo bags. Don't have any bags! What kind of a monster does not have poo bags?
01:46:28
Speaker
That's it! Absolutely! That thing's saying what's up to fucker.
01:46:36
Speaker
<unk> bla Man, put it but a Santa Claus hat on him, dude. Mr. Hanky. How do you see it? Best for last.
01:46:56
Speaker
my first time that your la
01:47:02
Speaker
Well, this gives you chocolate. da
01:47:22
Speaker
it gives you chocolate yeah make chocolate eggs oh this movie is a gem a gem
01:47:38
Speaker
ah so um wrap back oh this movie is a g a ja what's stop that in your so it's
01:47:54
Speaker
you're ready
01:47:57
Speaker
No way down in your soul.
Humorous PSA Parody
01:48:01
Speaker
I'll be careful. I'll be dead! What? Fiend, mean, fiend. After all, the maximum fine of prosecute in the magistrate's court is a thousand pound.
01:48:11
Speaker
Fancy banning that instead? It's a PSA. Cause you're a foul little gender of the community.
01:48:33
Speaker
What have I done?
01:48:37
Speaker
You're letting me down, David. No! Next time, just pick up the pup.
01:48:58
Speaker
musical We have a policy, Michael. No poopies and no peepees.
01:49:06
Speaker
You know what? I'm calling this one. I'm fucking calling this one. Two enthusiastic thumbs away. That one, ah again, all these are from Clifist, and it is a treasure trove. That was three minutes of solid fucking entertainment.
01:49:23
Speaker
It absolutely 100% was. I'm not mad at it. She says hello. Oh, man. Under two hours.
01:49:35
Speaker
We did it. We did it. We did it. We watched movies and we said stuff about them. We did it. It had munchies.
01:49:46
Speaker
Okay, so his reference is Dora the Explorer, the adult the grown-up Dora the Explorer on A-OK Studios on YouTube. A-OK, dude, check that shit out.
01:49:58
Speaker
And there's a bunch of other ones, too. Like, if you remember Arthur, that weird show where they're all like animals, there's adult Arthur. There was, um, there's a few others.
01:50:11
Speaker
Thank you.
01:50:16
Speaker
may seem We did it. so It's about poop. That was, it was a gem. And again, Clippus, I have to, ah chef's kiss. down Down in the description is links to all those movies.
01:50:30
Speaker
Great comment. clip Go check out Clippus. they They got like a plethora of other things as well.
01:50:39
Speaker
You guys did such an okay job tonight. You know what? You know what you get untrackable? That's a no with a capital nuh-uh.
01:50:54
Speaker
How you doing, buddy?
01:50:59
Speaker
Well, Michael, do you have anything else? I'm just going to quickly screen cap you. There we go. Oh, man. You were froze for quite a while.
01:51:10
Speaker
My battery died.
01:51:13
Speaker
Well, it was beautiful. Beautimous. Thank you, Tarantula, and thanks for watching track.
01:51:22
Speaker
Oh, that was untrackable being a smartass. Yeah. We didn't take it personally. Nope. We know what makes you people cheer. We don't care about your booze.
01:51:35
Speaker
you I find solace in the negation of y'all's comments. I had a good time, right? I did, too. I did, too.
01:51:48
Speaker
I like this. Actually breaking out some munchies. and That was fun. That was fun. I'm glad we thought about that. Never talked about it at all. Ha, ha, ha.
Freeze Frames and Sketches
01:52:02
Speaker
Need more drawing picks freezing. What?
01:52:08
Speaker
Maybe she uses the freezes to sketch.
01:52:13
Speaker
Oh, need more drawing picks for freezing. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. More caption this. Since I'm always freezing. no that's it That's a good one.
01:52:24
Speaker
Now on to the Lazy Jedi show, guys. Later. that's a good that's That's a good signal for us to say bye. Don't ask. I'll show you after they're done. She's drawing tasteful nudes from memory of all of us.
Conclusion and Audience Thanks
01:52:39
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who Well, I want to say thank you, everybody, for stopping by and and going through these grueling, some great movies, some grueling ones, and putting up with Michael and I. and And Brittany, if you're listening, thank you for stopping by, you catastrophic lady, you.
01:52:59
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I mean that with all the utmost love.
01:53:03
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ah She was on 18. For me, from Blaze, if I may speak for both of us, this is for our audience tonight. too Two enthusiastic thumbs away on up.
01:53:15
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Good looking out. You stopped in the right place on a Friday night. You chose Wife. yes Yes, y'all did. Peace. Next time.