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Nonsense and Chill - What's Coming Soon
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Join Michael and Josh (who the fxck is Josh?) while they view and give there response to next month's movie trailers. Then stick around while they discuss a couple movies from the past and give a review to a movie released this month! Thanks for joining us! Please LIKE, SHARE and SUBSCRIBE. NETWORK Links: https://bio.link/nonsensicalnetwork Copyright Disclaimer: - Under section 107 of the copyright Act 1976, allowance is mad for FAIR USE for purpose such a as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statues that might otherwise be infringing. Non- Profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of FAIR USE. #podcast #movies #films #nonsensicalnetwork #nonsenseandchill #comedy
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Casual Friday Night and Movie Plans
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Speaker
ah Oh, it's another Friday night here on the Nonsense Network. So it is it's movie night. It's Nonsense to Chill. What is up, Michael? What's happening, man? What's going on with you? Oh, it is going awesome, my man. Another week down. month, month.
00:01:02
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What's coming up next month, week? Yes, yes, we have what's coming up next week. I've got bucket full of popcorn to watch the trailers with.
00:01:11
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ah And we will be discussing Superman at the end of this episode. Got my drink? Hell yes.
00:01:25
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Yes, I have have my drink.
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Yum. Anyway, um...
Paranormal Investigations Planning
00:01:34
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What, uh, how, before we get into the trailers, which, oh my gosh, there's so many good movies coming out next month that we only have like, not all the trailers cause there's too many of them, but yes. How was your, how was your week though?
00:01:48
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had a good week. Uh, had a nice little recharge last weekend. Got to come down and visit with my dog. Yes. Yes. Which round of graveyards while.
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More to come on that. Um, The original plan was to do paranormal investigation thing back to back to back, but there's a lot of stuff there.
Birthday Shoutout to Tarantula
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There's a lot of lot of audio and video to go through, so it's going to be in segments, but there is more to come.
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um Yes. Which I also want to say, hey, thank you for everybody bearing with the prerecord last week. I popped in there a couple times. It was good to see. think Tarantula popped in. I think I saw Jedi.
00:02:28
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ah Speaking of happy birthday, Tarantula. Oh, yeah, Strangela, if you do have your ears on, it is Strangela's birthday. Happy freaking birthday. I forgot how old you are, but... 21.
00:02:39
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twenty one There you go. She's 21 today. Congratulations. I know, final.
Excitement for Naked Gun Movie
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She can go to the bars. Oh. So, without further ado, what's the first trailer we're doing tonight?
00:02:53
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I want garlic bread. Yeah, because I brought up garlic bread. We brought up garlic bread.
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Man, like I said, i was I was able to get two full joints in today. I was impressed. It's been a while since I've banged out some joints, man. So, first one we're going to um Let's see. God, there so many good ones. Blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:03:17
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Naked Gun. Let's start off with the Naked Gun. Woo, woo. This comes out. Woo, woo. This comes out August 1st. God, this great. I'm going to be there. Thanks, man.
00:03:31
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Once you kill a man for revenge, there's no going back. A voice in your head sang over and over.
Nostalgia for Drive-In Theaters
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That was awesome. Who are you? Driven. Detective Frank Driven.
00:03:44
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Thanks. Police squad has always been the elite of the elite. Hi, Daddy. It's me, Frank Jr. Love you. Hey, Dad. Boy, do miss you. um
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And you, Frank, are the best of the best. need a bathroom. I need this one immediately. They're on the line, man. Police business. Ah!
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paul I'm gonna ruin another suit. Over here, Lieutenant. I think someone murdered my brother. Please, take chair. Thank you. Well, Fungan, this is what I do. Says you served 20 years for man's laughter.
00:04:16
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You mean man, Slaughter? Must been quite the joke. They're going to shut down police squad if you do not solve this case. Do this by the book. Why? Who's gonna arrest me? Are there cops? Yes. Is she serious? Is he serious?
00:04:27
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No. get It seems Mr. Drever might be more of a problem than we thought. I want you to keep an eye on him.
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um and
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rest assured god I won't stop until I've found justice. What do you want, little one? Your ass.
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Nobody messes with the police squad.
00:04:56
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We've upgraded your car with the most advanced crime-fighting check. Drive forward 30 feet. Very smooth. um This place is falling apart.
00:05:09
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That looks so fun. I cannot wait to watch that movie.
Discussion on 'Together' Movie
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It looks like you're in here for man's laughter. ah Love that line. No joke.
00:05:20
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Dude, if the movie is anywhere as funny as the trailer, I'm going to die there laughing. Yeah, I think so, too. My God. I can't wait to watch that one. I'm going to definitely watch it in theaters. I might even go to the drive-in for that one. I don't know. that's a good one for a drive-in.
00:05:35
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We have a drive-in here locally. Actually, two choices of a drive-in. In my small little area. Nice. I missed a good drive-in. We used to have one in my area, but it kept getting vandalized over the years. I guess they finally put the kibosh on So, yay or yay on that one, man. 10 out of 10 excited.
00:05:56
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Okay, that's definitely a yay. am definitely a yay. For sure, in theaters this coming month. Well, shit,
Technical Difficulties Encountered
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in the next two weeks. Yeah, it comes out August 1st. We'll go with the early show.
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um
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Besides ah Liam Neeson, Pamela Anderson's in this as well. Yeah, saw that. She was like...
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And the kid who plays Razor or something like that, and he's from Kraty... Ah, shit. He's from Cobra Kai. Oh, okay. The one that turns against the Cobra Kais. They gave him the nice sweet car and stuff.
00:06:34
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Ray, I think they called him Razor. They beat his ass and gave him bunch of stuff to say other team did it. I have to admit, I think watched... Ray's in that raising like two or three of these trailers, too, by the way. He's coming into his own this
Preference for Home Horror Viewing
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year.
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The year of Ray.
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Let's close that down. That's taking up ben bandwidth. All right. um What's the next one? When he goes... I got to have that toilet. Please business. wow wow Dude, I laugh out loud.
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I've seen that 10 times now. I'd laugh out loud in real time. I like the i like the upgrade it upgraded or the up-to-date sort of, like not up-to-date, but the different sort of camera angles as compared to the yeah original one.
00:07:21
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Yeah. Like the the the car scene thought was hilarious. And yes. The bathroom part is fucking hilarious. I was looking for my mom to ruin another suit.
00:07:33
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So excited. Can't wait to watch that movie. Poop jokes are funny.
Excitement for 'Weapons' Film
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So this one, this next one coming up has stars Dave Franco. And I have got, I am so glad because think Dave Franco is a good actor. I'm so glad his brother's bullshit didn't fucking ruin.
00:07:49
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Yeah. So this one also comes out August 1st. It's called together. um It's like I said, it started stars Dave Franco, Alison Brie, and Damon Harriman.
00:08:00
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I was really... Yeah, here, I'm just gonna... It's ah it's a horror movie, a psychological horror, from what I can tell. Looks really weird. Really weird. Without further ado... I love you.
00:08:19
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What's going on?
00:08:21
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I don't know. Since the move, Tim and i haven't been on the same page. Please, do you love each other? Maybe we're just complacent. Imagine.
00:08:36
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You know, complacency can sometimes simply be... Harmony.
00:08:46
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You know, this could be the beginning... Roll over the nail on hair....of something wonderful. Thanks.
00:08:52
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We spend our lives in search of the other half. If you think you've found that, don't be so quick to let it go. I think something's happening to us. Listen to
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Now.
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It's gonna be okay.
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Whiskey for
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the pain. Weird.
00:09:40
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That movie. weird that movie ah Go ahead. i'm um I think I'm lagging a That scene in the trailer where their eyes like weave together.
00:09:55
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Creepy. That movie looks very unsettling. Different, too. It looks like something I've never seen before. i am i I'm lagging really bad. Or you're lagging really bad.
00:10:07
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You're freezing on my head. What did you think of the trailer? Yay or nay? Ah, where did he go? I think that was on me. It's always on me.
00:10:21
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Anyway, uh, I find that movie to be unsettling. The trailer itself, there's scenes in it that just seems unsettling. Oh yeah. yeah Yes. and Yes. Horror movies like that.
00:10:33
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I dig, especially at the theater though. I think movies like that are better watched in the theater because it's dark and it feeds off everybody else's, uh, uh,
00:10:44
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getting scared at the same time, or at home in the dark. It's definitely one of those movies you watch in the
Movie Ratings and Viewing Preferences
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dark. I'm a horror fan at home more than at a movie theater myself. Because you don't have a lot people talking and being...
00:11:01
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I don't really have that many people talking.
00:11:05
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No, you're... yearss you You gotta to go a long ways to get to the movies. They're gonna be quiet. They're gonna make the most... Ha ha ha ha! That's right. When when Michael was here, him and I were going to go check out a movie.
00:11:18
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Like I said, when I say I live in the rural area Kentucky, I live in the rural area Kentucky. So what is the next one coming out after that?
00:11:30
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Weapons. Weapons. I mean, there are so many hard ones to choose from. o That's what she said. This one stars Julia Gardner.
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aidan ah aaron Aaron Rich, and Josh Brolin. I like Julie Gardner. So this one is another another weird one that looks kind of like... You get the full grasp of what's going You're just going to have to go watch it.
00:12:01
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Anyway. And again, of course, everybody. Yes, all the trailers are sped up. That's why you can get it all in one crash course. You're on Nonsense and Chill.
Analysis of Movie Trailers
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Here we go.
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Helen Woodhead.
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What's that? It's a Helen Woodhead sped red. oh yes.
00:12:24
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I just want to say how...
00:12:28
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sorry I love those kids. the truth is is that i want to answer just as bad all of you we're talking about seventeen kids in one classroom i want to know what happened in that classroom i just heard classroom i only heard i love those kids This is a true story that happened right here in my town.
00:12:47
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A lot of people die in a lot of really weird ways in this story, but you're not going to find it in the news. Those kids walked out of those homes. No one pulled them out. No one forced them. What do you see that I don't? Show me. Where did you go?
00:13:00
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There is something very, very wrong going on.
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fucking weird creepy strange stuff there
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a much
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fucking weird creepy
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green stuff there
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um you Oh, you are on a lag, because I just heard that ding. Oh, you have to watch it on something else. had to turn it up on my phone. just don't know how can hear the sound. i don't know why I came here through there. I hear you just fine.
00:13:55
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Lazy Jedi, what's up, bud? What's up, my dude? So I messed around with the audio enhancement this time on on these, because I was also... Because I really wanted to bring the audio back for trivia.
00:14:07
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But unfortunately, every time I did it, it would drown out all the background noise. It would... it would elevate the vocals but it drowns out all the background and it weirded out all the freaking trailers it was ruining him so I was like why you can't do that but I do want to throw out um speaking of trivia next week is trivia so that's like one week away from tonight and it's Steven Spielberg movies so he's got a lot of good movies out there guys um
00:14:44
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Will this also go into... It's mostly like the movies he's directed. going to try to keep it around that unless he's attached to other projects as a producer or writer that are just really good.
00:14:59
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Keep that in mind. I'll be touch and go for next Friday. I forgot to tell you I'm on the road next weekend. Okay. ah we I might be a little late. Well, it's my son's birthday and I'm up in um Michigan.
00:15:11
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Oh, okay. No worries.
00:15:15
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I might be a little late or maybe not at all. I'll be in touch. You'll know. Okay. I forgot about telling you that. Sue just said. No, you're good. That's what I have to do. She has all the information.
00:15:27
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She might give you the information. Well, Sue can co-host. Yeah. If she's listening, she will tell you get the fuck right out of here with that. figured she would have. So, you're going to
00:15:43
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so you're gonna Yay or an A on it? I'm a yay. I love Ruth, man. Ruth from Ozark is my favorite character. Julia Gardner is awesome, man. Julia Gardner is awesome.
00:15:54
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I like Josh Brolin. It's the Silver Surfer and Thanos in the same movie. I'm in. I'm in. It's a great cast. And like and like you said, yes, Ruth with Ozark. That was my introduction to her as an actress.
00:16:08
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Fucking A, dude. She's played in some other things, too. Escapes my mind. I watched something recently with her in great movie. She's in Fantastic Four, First Steps.
00:16:20
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She's the Silver Surfer character. She plays... Oh, that comes out with Next Friday, doesn't it? Yeah. She was in something else, though. it was a really slow build. It was a slow burn movie, and I cannot recall. The Waitress or something like that, or The the Assistant, maybe? Man, she was... It was a weird movie, and it was super slow, but it was good. I'll have to look into it.
00:16:45
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Check out her catalog, but she is... So this next one... I'm star, for sure. She's going have long and great career. Oh, absolutely. So Weapons comes
Realism in Movies: Body and Phone Cameras
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out August 8th.
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This next one is also August 8th, and it's another horror movie. God, there's a lot of good horror movies coming out. Yeah. Can't wait talk to those. Yeah, right. This one's got... This one is not... I don't think this is a ah big, big budget film. It's got...
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i don't worry Tell me if you're familiar with any of these stars. Peter Zizzo, Terry Apple, or Andy Lauer?
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No? Not by name, but I'm bad with names. So I don't think this is a big, big, big budget one, but it's like a minor, minor one. I think this one, oh, you know what? This one is actually, i think, straight release. This is going to be a digital release, if I remember right.
00:17:38
Speaker
that makes sense. Sort of like straight to Amazon. Gotcha, VOD. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So without further ado, this is Strange Harvest. This one looks fucking creepy. This is, like I said, this one gives me the source same sort of ah ah stranger vibes.
00:17:54
Speaker
Stranger things. But with a ah with a cult sort of bend to it. All the strangers. So we'll start. Mom?
00:18:18
Speaker
What is your emergency? Police department? Hello? Anybody home?
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Speaker
Authorities continue to urge the public to keep a watchful lookout for a serial killer remains at large and is extremely dangerous. You seen this?
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and San Bernardino Police Department should be held accountable for letting it get out of hand like this. We are begging for you to help us.
00:18:51
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Did you make the call, ma'am? Yes, he's in there with my husband. He was right there.
00:19:00
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Oh, my God.
00:19:06
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Hello? Hello? Hello?
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It's like Blair Witch meets Serial Killer. Yeah, it was creep creepy. Like just somebody who's like tracking down people he knows who doing their online thing. You know what I mean? like People like us.
00:19:33
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ah show Yeah. Allison kills you on your show. Ah, freaky.
00:19:40
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But i think that one was beyond VOD. There was a lot of limited release movies this month. Yes, a lot. of So with that being said, some of them, were actually already released previously.
00:19:54
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ah One of these was previously released in the Philippines before here. I think i might that might be on the honorable mention list. But yes, I think this one was one of those as well because the rich this one has a 2024 release year.
00:20:10
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But it was like like the Tribeca Film Festival. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. And a lot of these this coming out next month, next month do fit that same bill.
00:20:21
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So absolutely. I forgot to take my anti-anxiety medicine today. Sorry, guys. Am I giving you anxiety? No, no. I'm just, I'm i'm trying to like, I'm trying, I'm catching myself talking too fast.
00:20:33
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So yes. I understand you just fine.
00:20:38
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Sometimes I worry other people don't.
00:20:44
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But yeah, dude, that looks weird and creepy. And yeah, strangers vibes, like the strangers. So chilling because it's so realistic. Like that could happen tomorrow. So I wanted to bring that that element, ah the realistic element, I think is brought in ah um in part by the use of body cameras, cell phone cameras, instead of the traditional you know video camera. It's almost like you're watching on CNN as it's happening type things.
00:21:13
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Exactly. yeah or you yeah Or somebody sent you a video, like your friend ever ah of a party or something. Your watch is something like that. And I absolutely love that element that movies are starting bring. Shot almost guerrilla style.
00:21:27
Speaker
correct Yes, yes. i That movie Succubus, sucuous you really need to watch.
00:21:35
Speaker
a I know where to find it. I'll watch it. I'll do it tonight. I'll do it tonight. It's free on Tubi. Watch it. It's one of the gentlemen who play who he played Ish. on ish yeah yes and I want to bring him back and discuss that because i think it ties in with men's mental health too. It's a very good movie.
00:21:52
Speaker
Anyway, it has it has video angles like that with cell phone and whatnot. That was what? Devil and Daylong Brothers? Correct. yeah yeah That's the one. That's a good movie too. I can actually watch that one over and over.
00:22:06
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so But yeah. I like that element that they're bringing into it. I know it was a big, it was kind of, I want to say it got its springboard off the Blair Witch product Project. That's why I referenced that movie with the the the video cam running through the home video camera shit.
00:22:25
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It looks different than that, though, in that it looks good and interesting. Oh, fair enough. It actually looks good. Got you. Family Guy broke it down the best. Something about a map, something about a map, something something about a map.
00:22:37
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The movie's over. Everybody's pissed. ah ah
00:22:43
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There was a lot of screaming my name in that movie, that's for sure. Weirded me out.
00:22:49
Speaker
Which, i don't if anybody noticed, I'm just going to start using my my first proper name because it's gotten too confusing for me. So... but freak out by all means By all means, keep keep calling me Blaze, Blaze, an asshole jerk.
00:23:06
Speaker
Whatever. It's okay. Anything but late for dinner. I'm never late for dinner. This next one is another horror movie coming out August 8th.
00:23:18
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This one's got Daniel Gillies, Sarah Canning, and Jet Cline. Again, I think this is another one that is previously released. um And I think it's like a more low budget one. This one takes place in Lakota, ah South Dakota area.
00:23:34
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ah so It's the director's Tony tossed in the writer's Tony tossed. It starts Sydney Sweeney. Oh no, this is a, no, this is a, not a blockbuster, but a high budget one.
00:23:45
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Sydney Sweeney. Cause she's in a lot of things lately. Paul Walter Howe, Howser and he healthy. I forgot to write their last name anyway. ah This one looks pretty good.
00:23:56
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um It's like a possession story from what I gather. you know You know which one I'm talking about? The Witch Board again? Shaman? No, not the Witch Board. I didn't watch that one. This one's Shaman.
00:24:10
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ah Shaman and River of Blood both look tight. River of Blood. You know what? I don't think... oh i don't got that one, but that I think that one's definitely... The Honorable Manager list, I think.
00:24:23
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that's a It was either that one or Red Sonja. wanted to go with Red Sonja. Yeah, good call. I got some stuff to talk about Red Sonja. Oh, man. Okay. ah but Before we get to Red Sonja, we got a couple more. of But so first of all, I'm shouting for this family for the good work that let us do.
00:24:41
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You are saved. I know we're a long way from home, but this is what God wants of us. Elliot.
00:24:48
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Where's Elliot? Elliot. Father, Ellie seems different. He is not himself. The shaman. I think they did something to him.
00:25:03
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You okay? Are you, Father?
00:25:07
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The church, the water, all of it is next to you? That place is not for you. Whatever is going on, it isn't medical. <unk> What did he do to my son? This is not them.
00:25:21
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They don't have that power. My boy is sick, that is all. Who are you? I'm just a boy. We're losing him. There's evil in this world. And the next...
00:25:38
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your not evil in this and the next
00:25:45
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What is this? What's happening? You're not doing that's work. Not anymore.
00:25:50
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Take off your mask, father.
00:25:57
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Can I just say that I love those Jesus jockeys are getting their due for going to another place in the world and pushing a religion on an indigenous people.
00:26:08
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I didn't think about that freaking angle. I'm sitting here thinking to myself, I'm kind of sick of possession movies. But when you when you when you a when you threw me that angle, I'm like, wait second.
00:26:19
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They're getting what for? They are. They're like... Oh, they're fighting back those Protestants now. I like that. Okay. I'm going to check it out. and I was actually kind of sitting here like, you know what? I'm probably just going to pass that one Yeah.
00:26:37
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I just like that angle. We're doing what God wants us to do. There's Tarantula. Happy birthday, Tarantula. Happy birthday. What is up? But yeah.
00:26:50
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Cheers. Oops. That was you. My fault. and That was me. My bad. yeah I think I'm going to let Michael do comments. um thing like She's like, ah well, we're doing what God wants us to do.
00:27:00
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I'm like, yeah, you're dying. You're dying for your God. That's what God wants from you. You're welcome. You're very welcome, Tarantula. 21 again, I said. and She's 21. She's 21.
00:27:11
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and know she's twenty one Yep. That's what we said, and that's what we're sticking to. Finally legal to drink, Tarantula.
00:27:23
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Finally. What's next? We're flying. this one hold on This one... Hold This one is a Western,
Anticipation for 'Red Sonja' Movie
00:27:32
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I think. This one also has Sidney Sweeney in Oh, wait a second.
00:27:37
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You're about show same one. Hold on. no, no, no. I... um
00:27:47
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Somehow I think I got the plots copied and pasted wrong. Whoopsie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's okay. That's okay. ah This one is Americana. and This one's coming out.
00:27:59
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First of all, ah Shaman, that one comes out the 8th of August as well. The next one is Americana. This one comes out the 15th. um Oh, I see what I did. i jumped.
00:28:13
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I jumped. down to Americana information when I was reading some of the ones up top. So this one is about the Lakota ghost. Also the black market. The last one was a missionary converting indigenous communities in a remote Ecuadorian volcano.
00:28:28
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Must come to terms with their own faith when their son is possessed by dark forces. That was the last one. I skipped a ahead when I was looking at the plot point. That is totally on me. So anyway, without further ado, is Josh is a dumbass right now. Americana.
00:28:45
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ah Yeah, see? She's 21.
00:28:49
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million dollars i'd go to nashville thing passionately i didn't know you wereingmer youton country music oh god music think it there so
00:28:57
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I got really dumb idea I'd like to run by you. I think something bad's going down. Have a look at the newest addition to my humble little collection. A Lakota Indian ghost shirt. Hello? A ghost shirt? Why you want it? would prefer it to be in the hands of someone such as myself who could actually appreciate it. If someone were to make an effort to liberate that garment, I would pay half the million dollars, really.
00:29:16
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That's what the man said. Okay. Fair enough.
00:29:22
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I got like a million dollar artifact in the trunk of my car. Listen to me. I just smashed that son of a bitch's head in. I'm gonna get us out of here. My home is here. In the great spirit. What am I supposed to say to that? Have you seen an old Indy show? The white woman has that. What white woman? Your mom? Your sister? Who? I am the reincarnation of Sitting Bull. Come on, kid. This ain't exactly the golden age of cultural appropriation right now.
00:29:40
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I remember more horses in my day. Motherfucker. What do want? The ghost shirt. It's ours. I don't think we should do this. That thing is worth a lot of money. All I want is the artifact. What's up? Right now I'm apparently in the middle of a goddamn murder spree.
00:29:51
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Ah!
00:29:57
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The world is so full of bad things. It's frightening. Especially if you're alone. The waitress is here? Goddamn Ryan. Are you any good? Same.
00:30:09
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I'm a hidden gem.
00:30:13
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Razor's back. <unk> That's a real springboard for him being on Cobra Kai. real springboard for that guy If I remember right, this movie is from the same people who brought us No Country all the line enough for Old Men.
00:30:28
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um I think it's this one. However, dude, I am so down to watch this one. i have ah i have this newfound appreciation for modern Western movies but that this one is going to fill that niche. and looks I'm excited to see this.
00:30:44
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It's going to have a lot of fun dark comedy albums to it. Exactly, exactly, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. The MacGuffin is good. I mean, it's awesome. It's awesome. I like the good news. Like, it's not exactly the golden age of cultural appropriation, kid.
00:31:00
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You know what I just remembered I've i've been forgetting to do? I just remembered I've been forgetting to do ah movie-related definition words and shit. I brought it up multiple times to keep saying, yeah, yeah, I forgot. I forgot.
00:31:14
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i did I keep forgetting. I get It's not a part of the show anymore. ah but You guys have dictionaries. What's a MacGuffin? It's the object of everybody's... What everybody's going for in the movie. the The point of the main plot.
00:31:34
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Like, let's see. In Raiders of the Lost Ark, the MacGuffin was Lost Ark. You know, pretty simple. Yeah. sometimes Sometimes the MacGuffin isn't so much a thing, but an objective or a goal that everybody's going for.
00:31:53
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Yeah. I was looking at the MacGuffin's the main quest, not the side quest. Yeah, the main quest. The main plot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. ah Oh, ooh, guess what's coming up?
00:32:05
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Fucking Red Sonja. This one comes out fucking 15. I'm excited about this this one. This one's like childhood nostalgia movies. and If you don't know about Red Sonja, it's an adapt adaptation of a comic book, a vengeful warrior known as the She-Devil with a sword.
00:32:25
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um The popularity for me, it was like coincided with Conan the Barbarian. Yeah. So if I remember right, there was a Conan and Red Sonja movie.
00:32:39
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There was movies separate of them as well. So, yeah. Without further ado, God, I'm excited to see this one too.
00:32:50
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earth is bleeding grab me the power to find those who did this
00:32:57
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you here my people again is all i dream of
00:33:04
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this was a very very feisty egg
00:33:08
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wants us to fight leave us
Excitement for 'Honey Don't' Film
00:33:17
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Someone has to make a stand. Nothing but death awaits us.
00:33:21
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I will do what damage I can. wonder, Red. do You are quite the woman. You think the two gods can stop me from conquering the world beyond? I won't just be their king who suffer. It will be every tribe, every people who defy him.
00:33:35
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I am here to fight! You and all of your kind are relics from the past. I am the future! It's now or never.
00:33:48
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Do you choose death? Never. can have this and these. And that protects nothing. The crown will love it.
00:34:00
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Definitely that firecratch eye candy. but But she's only 5'7". She's not that statuesque Amazonian you expect any red outga this is you're You're right. She's a lot shorter.
00:34:15
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which is The original one was more Amazonian. and She's 6'1". Brigitte was 6'1". She's only 5'7". Yep. yeah ah Red Sonia was the red... Should have read Chow.
00:34:31
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Chow's a great dog's... I had chow. Chows are good. They're very loyal, very playful dogs. but They're good. Good kids. i um if If they're taken care of.
00:34:42
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Some chows have been known, but you've got to mistreat the chow. if Every dog. Yeah, but that's true. and That's any dog. That's any dog. Right, Pepper? No bad dogs.
00:34:54
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Bad dog people. And another element, it seems like there's more comedic relief Which I'm not hating. Yeah, looks like it'll be a fun watch.
00:35:07
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The ridiculous part where she does the backflip and shoots her bow. Well, yeah. Barbarian movies are fun, though. Yeah, I've shown her the metal bra and shit.
00:35:20
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but but So what are your what are your aspirations? Not your aspirations, but your expectations. you think this is going to be gotta be a good one, though? My expectation is to wait for that one to come out on video on demand, something like that.
00:35:34
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going to watch that one from the house. I'm not going to the theater for that one. Fair. I'll give you that one. ah um I'm already seeing two movies for sure next month. You know, it's gotten to the point where movies, yeah.
00:35:47
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So when i lived in Central Oregon, I was like a ah member of the Regal Cinema thing. it was like It was like 20, 25 bucks a month. yeah And I just go whenever I wanted to, you know, you know,
00:35:59
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always pay concessions because that's how they that's how that's how they get the money you. But now I don't have that. i don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. This was a regal cinema thing back in the day.
00:36:11
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This is pre-COVID. I do know exactly what you're talking about. so And now it's like when you scar when you plan for a movie, man, it's like it's it's not cheap.
00:36:23
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It is not thought it was for two people. Yeah, yeah. Oh, absolutely. Pay your $30 a month. Now it's, I think, $29.99 for the Revolve Cinema Club. Yeah. Pay your $30 a month and shit.
00:36:33
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Go once and it pays for itself. Yeah, it does. Absolutely. It's definitely worth it. Absolutely. I would use it. I'd get off work and be like, man, I got a couple hours to spare. Oh, hey, there's a movie playing just as the time I have to wait.
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00:36:47
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so But, yeah, so this next one. is one i think you said you're looking forward to. It comes out August 22nd. This one's a Coen, Ethan Coen one.
00:36:59
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Oh, this movie looks so fun. Yes, Honey, Don't. It's not a Coen Brothers. Yeah, my bad on that one. it's just I know. I almost slipped. I almost called it that, too. But it's Coen. The writers is Ethan Coen and Trissa Cook.
00:37:14
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But it still has that Owen Brothers feel. Or Coen Brothers feel. It's a Coen movie. Yeah. So, Honey, Don't. I honestly, it's a dark comedy. smalltan Okay, I'm just going to play it because I don't remember exactly, but think I can.
00:37:37
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Address you wanted? Thanks, MG. Honey, right? Love those quick clacking heels.
00:37:45
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Honey, I got a huge. What do we owe the honor? Can you tell me about this woman being a lot in She got stabbed and stuffed in a car, I guess. Only when we submit to the will God do we serve him.
00:37:56
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Hector, not in the sacristy. The French. yeah no tabbi Who's not happy?
00:38:08
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Honey, I'm darling. Hugh, I ain't seen you in a minute. Me and Novotny, are you aware of any trouble she was in? She was afraid of something the cops couldn't help her with. I said I'd help. Cops said it was an accident. That was from her church in town. She never wore that in the house.
00:38:22
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Bill neither.
00:38:25
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Why is a private investigator looking into our traffic fatalities? What can you tell me about? Do you drink? Heavily, it's a point of pride. Should you and I discuss this over a drink? Tuesdays I dry out. Today's Wednesday. Today's Tuesday. Action. Duty.
00:38:36
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Submission. There no higher service. I help people, Ms. O'Donohue. I see a need and I feel it. You see need and you exploit it. This is God's punishment. this we be done because
00:38:57
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You're fascinating. You haven't even seen the riddle tattooed on my ass. Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little boy like you.
00:39:06
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So this was the one that was brought to creators of ah No Country for Old Men. This looks dope. Yeah. I'm a Chris Evans fan.
00:39:17
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He looks so fun in that. Dude, the whole cast. Audrey Plaza or Aubrey Plaza, Chris Evans, ah Charlie Day. Oh my gosh.
00:39:29
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Fucking Charlie Day.
00:39:33
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we're hittingrana We're hitting tarantula 100% tonight. but thousand Yeah. August has got some great movies coming out. yeah and we skipped a lot of really good trailers too.
00:39:44
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For real. Yeah. it's Unfortunately, went more... Movieinsider.com is where I think I got the list of all the coming out movies. And then we just pulled the trailers right off of the tube.
00:39:58
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we're doing 12 trailers tonight. And I don't typically like doing that many, but there's so many. So many good ones. i couldn't make up my mind. And then, it actually originally was only 11, but I added one at the last minute before we started tonight.
00:40:15
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Thank you. That's a good one. it's good And it's independent. I love those. it The last three ones, I think, for me, are going to hit, like,
00:40:28
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Those cult horror fan sort of B flick nostalgia fandoms out there. But we'll get there. Next one is, you know what? We're going to take a break real quick.
00:40:42
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Because I need to restart. i I'm freezing. And I can tell by you freezing. So we're going to take a break real quick. I need some time. So going to do 4.13.
00:40:55
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four thirteen With Wear Gator, Callie, and Boot. Boot and Rowley. Woo!
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are
00:41:32
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I'm blowing the smoke small
00:42:15
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And you're still soaring in from the old glow of trees Looking like Spanish moss in the good old southern breeze
00:43:26
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Don't mess with voodoo Don't be lurking round and by You'll find yourself sore place that you don't want to But honey, I told you, honey, told you
00:44:05
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Cause old Death's doll and you'll find yourself swinging from the open-growth trees Looking like Spanish moss in the good old Southern breeze
00:44:36
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Oh, you're nothing but scum and your plan ain't woke up wild Six and six, oh, you're gonna be done Put up a fight, you're racist, run for your life
00:45:15
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I'm the second one there or Translarge. I feel the same way.
00:45:21
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Yeah. I agree. Welcome back. Thank you for the, uh, for the patience. I had it to restart. Dude, I got Biden bars tonight, man. I'm getting, doo doodooodoo it's all through stream yard too.
00:45:33
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I hear thunder in the background. It's, it's getting crazy over here. Um, two days. Your internet has it. but It has not. It has not.
00:45:45
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Uh, So the next one is, this is a this is a movie with old Batista in it. This is an action one. Ah, yes. And and the the the almighty Mr. F-bomb himself, Samuel L. Jackson. Afterburn, I think this one's called. Yep, this is Afterburn. I'm going to watch that.
00:46:06
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This is a post-apocalyptic movie. Which I fucking love movies like. I like me some Batista. Oh, yeah, absolutely. This has, like, i don't know, an interesting vibe to it. Just what they're doing and the reason they're doing it.
00:46:22
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The whole restart of Humanity Thoughts. I like it. um I bet where you're at, there's probably a bunch of freaking fire hazards at the moment. I can only imagine. I used to live on the West Coast. I'd cross my fingers for you guys.
00:46:36
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All right. Afterburn, without further ado. Yeah, this one looks good.
00:46:44
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Oh, damn. When the solar flare hit, we lost our humanity.
00:47:01
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Oh, my God.
00:47:04
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the solar flag hit lost our humanity you saw what people did to world burn
00:47:11
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The monsters they became. If we're to rebuild, we have to hold on to every masterpiece of human achievement. Jake, you have gift for acquiring nutrition. And what would I be hunting down this time? Mona. The Mona Lisa?
00:47:23
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In all her motherfucking glory.
00:47:28
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Guess you're my contact. We're headed to the worst place on the planet. There's nothing there but disease and warlords.
00:47:34
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Yeah, this is definitely a bad idea.
00:47:38
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is aleatorial arena I worry the opponent is hard to find. I could have taken that guy. You're welcome. We just flew into a war zone. Jumped out a plane for the first time. Got attacked by tank.
00:47:49
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All this work painting, I don't get it. What's going on? that Everybody's known to die for it. One-out world back tank from these ages of chaos. got work to do.
00:47:59
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I love this song. We're all over it. How many tanks does this guy have?
00:48:20
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Motherfucking Mona Lisa. No, it's Motherfucking Glory. Fuck you!
00:48:28
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You'll get the fucking Mona Lisa on his Motherfucking Glory. Right. Gotta love Samuel L. That's gonna be a fun ride.
00:48:40
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An adrenaline-fueled cocaine crush.
00:48:44
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ah Fucking Batista, dude. The dude cracks me up, man. Yes, that's definitely a fucking yay for me, man. Fuck yeah. It's perfect August popcorn movie.
00:48:56
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It's just a a good popcorn flick. You go there with no expectations, expecting absolute madness. That's a good date movie right there. That's just a fun date movie. Yeah. Yes.
00:49:07
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Find out who you're with.
00:49:10
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Whether you're fun or not.
00:49:14
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it's Yeah, right? If you think it dates that movie and they're like, nah, that sucks. You know there's no second date. There's no second date at the moment. Oh, man.
00:49:26
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All right. I don't know how I want to do this lineup. The last three. I think I want to do Kill Giggles first. i want say I want to save one of them for last. I think I know which.
00:49:38
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Yes. It's Timeless by The Ultimate Master.
00:49:45
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Why is it always? It's 2025 now. So that movie right there takes place like 10 years after some solar flare like wipes out the fucking planet. So it's post-apocalyptic. So what he's he's like a ah he's a treasure hunter.
00:49:59
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And he goes and he finds old relics. that Indiana Jones. Yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, indian Indiana Jones cross Mad Max. Cross, yeah, yeah.
00:50:11
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Yeah, national treasure. That was, I thought, the interesting thing about the post-apocalyptic kick is, like, saving the relics and saving the history of Earth to preserve, like, a real society moving forward instead of just rebuilding under the nearest, strongest warlord or whatever.
00:50:30
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Hmm. Sometimes I wonder if it's if if we should just ignore an older relic sometimes and just focus on the future. That was the one I was trying to think of. I know you hate the movie National Treasure.
00:50:43
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That's what kind of thinking of. It sort of like Mad Max meets National Treasure. That's what it was. But Indiana Jones is also another good fill-in. Yeah. Not the new ones. They should have just stopped at one time.
00:50:56
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um Agree. this So this next one, let me bring up the notes. I think I got notes for this one. This one is Kill Giggles.
00:51:07
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This a digital release. P.O.D. This one, yes. This one was previously released 5 September 2020 at Genre Blast.
00:51:19
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aye Stars Vernon Wells, Phyllis Rose, Judith O'Day. Writer is and director is Jason P. Buterin, however you pronounce that. I'm not going to go through the entire plot. It's written by Jason himself.
00:51:37
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It's like a whole, like a It's like he's trying to sell his movie during the plot, which I think is kind of... um So... ah just said that.
00:51:49
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You can get at me, Jason. don't care. So without further Tommy, this is really good. I definitely think your writing is getting much stronger. And I love how the hero killer now has a nose like a trophy. I spent a lot of time plotting out all the little details.
00:52:02
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I've been feeling more inspired. The therapy is helping that. As long as there have been clowns in this world, there have been people who hate them. monster in makeup at best.
00:52:14
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And it's okay to kill monsters. Are you feeling a little bit more mad lately, Tommy? Tommy has core phobia. The fear and hatred of clowns. Lots of people have them. They have a really bad case of it. I don't want to just kill a clown or two.
00:52:26
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I'm going to kill every single one of them. I'm saying it's a serial killer. You know, I've thrown him. It gets worse. His face is melted off. How could it get any worse? my daughter. He was a clown.
00:52:37
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His name was Giggles. They called him the Clown King. You know who I am. I know what you are. monster shaped like a man. Not so funny now, are you? So this movie is probably an
00:53:00
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so this movie is probably and This is just my impression. It's probably inspired by the yeah ah great clown scare of 2016. twenty sixteen Yeah, I remember that.
00:53:14
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But also, you know, it is one of the top fears on planet Earth, fear of clowns. That makes sense. There's a lot of horror when it comes to clowns, like within the horror genre. I mean, just like you can just look at clowns. and it in in I mean, it is just one. It's off the top of my head.
00:53:34
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Terror fire. base Not really scary. Well, the very first Poltergeist movie, the kid's little clown in the corner. Well, no, I understand it's not a clown clown, but he personifies a clown because it is a ah symbol of fear.
00:53:50
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That's, yeah, that's... Or a way to get to kids. I don't know. i'm I've never been afraid of clowns. And I think that... Get over your fear you puss. What's that? Get over your fear clowns, you puss, whoever you are out there. Get over your fear of clowns, puss geek.
00:54:06
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I'm not going to lie. I've been known to listen to Insane Clown Posse. I've never had an issue with clowns. i've I find clown horror movies awesome.
00:54:17
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Great Malenko is not one of the best of all time. Riddlebox is.
00:54:26
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What's that? You're frozen. or on My favorite clown. The Great Malenko. it's What's your favorite clown horror movie? Ooh.
00:54:37
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I'd have to go with the new It. With Skarsgård. Okay. i am I really dig the Terrifier franchise. like I'm very impressed with with the whole that whole franchise. I thought it was well executed.
00:54:54
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So, I dig that one.
00:54:57
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They're knockoffs. ICP isn't clowns. What are they knockoffs of? Other clowns? What? Ha ha ha ha.
00:55:06
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Trying to create a cult. In some ways, I've meant um been to a gathering. Some of some of them are very cultish. I'm not going to lie. It's weird.
00:55:19
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I'm so glad i'm i I have an adverse to dogmas and shit. It keeps me away from cults. I love it.
00:55:29
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Fuck tribes. away from them until it's your cult. That is good. Except this tribe. The Nazisman Network tribe. Like this, share us out to your grandmas. Oh, I'm not going to share my tattoos online at all.
00:55:59
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All right. ah do We watched that trailer. Man, that edible kicked in well tonight. Ding. Yes. So this is the last minute one that I added. And I'm actually glad you talked me into it.
00:56:13
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Because after I watched, have watched this thing like five times. Once I like to watch them because some of them just I just want to watch without having to screenshot them or our download them.
00:56:25
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And this one, it did remind me of ah Peter Jackson. He is the guy who does Lord of the Rings. um his first movie was called Dead Alive.
00:56:41
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And it's, ah it at one time, it was, ah had it held the record as one of the most goriest movies ever made. It was Peter Jackson's first movie. It was... Interesting.
00:56:53
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I think it was filmed in, like, Sicily or Italian. I don't know. It looked very Greco. Greek, kind of. ah and The...
00:57:04
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the Oh, the terracotta roofs and stuff like that. Anyways, Dead Alive, it's a zombie movie. And the thing with these zombies is that it started from the Sumerian rat monkeys.
00:57:17
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To this day, that that image of those ah little Sumerian rat monkeys in that movie will never leave my head. There's one point in the movie where he picks up a lawnmower and that thing's going and he's just like plowing through fucking zombies, dude.
00:57:32
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That sounds familiar. ah Dead alive. smooth instead of say went It went by another name and I can't remember what the other name is. anybody if If anybody knows, drop that shit in the comments.
00:57:46
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But yes. Anyway, this movie not only makes reference to that, but it reminds me of this movie that movie. But this is like a more of a techno, crazy, psychedelic American version. So and is that about accurate?
00:58:05
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You're like, I don't know. I haven't watched it a lot. It looks like a festival of gore. I want to watch this on fucking mushrooms. Ah. I'll eat some. Yeah. got to record this. got to put it down somewhere because last night I blocked it.
00:58:22
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What was that? I'm sorry. Patreon. You want mushrooms and I'll eat some acid and we'll watch this. Oh, fuck yeah. Patreon. I got to record this. I got to put it down somewhere because last night I blocked it after 12 hours. Woo.
00:58:35
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This wasn't a normal blackout. There was something different, like big chunk of missing fucking time. I got these pains in my jaw like somebody put something inside me. Whatever it took me last night, they're coming back tonight. I can feel it. i don't know how many of those big-eyed melon-headed fucks are coming back, but I'm gonna be ready and I'm gonna take those fuckers out.
00:59:40
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Just anybody listening, that was the movie was called Jimmy and Stig. Sorry, i didn't know i didn't I didn't call it out before I played the trailer. This movie is also presented by Roth, which you guys in the horror fucking a realm of movie likes, you know who he is. Yeah, when I saw that, I i thought, oh, good for him.
01:00:02
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Like, give somebody a boost. It's called Brain Debt. I think you're i think you're correct. think you are correct. I'll have to double check that. but It was in the yeah preview. I already figure forgot what it was called.
01:00:14
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it was ah so were Dead Alive. Something meets Dead Alive. It wasn't Brain Dead. I don't think it was. and so well yeah i'll say get it Dead Alive is its more common name.
01:00:27
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I think Brain Dead was when it was released somewhere else overseas or vice versa. either way Either way, i'm I'm actually stoked to watch that. That's definitely going to be a I don't think that's coming out.
01:00:40
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Okay, cool. wrong Hell yeah. Angel is never wrong. Fuck yeah. You need to come up for trivia night one then. I think October is definitely going to be horror movies.
01:00:53
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What's that? This coming Friday because can't be there. Sue says we we're definitely not going to be able to make it. Trivia night or this Friday? for Friday. Friday to is trivia night.
01:01:04
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Sorry, buddy. The worst night the mall to miss. It's my son's birthday. No, no, no, no. That's a good reason to miss it. I'm just wondering if maybe we should redo it.
01:01:16
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Maybe move it to August 1st.
01:01:20
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Anything you need? Sorry, man. No, no, I just don't think I can do a trivia show without co-host. Yeah. Watch that without having seizures. Ha, ha, ha.
01:01:35
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A lot of probe effects. No, you're good. You're good. good i i mean Actually, I need to go plan a camping weekend anyway. I wasn't going to do it last this past weekend, but other change other but other other plans, better plans came up. So I might do something like that.
01:01:54
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So you guys stay tuned. We might move trivia night one Friday for to make ah priorities for family. So absolutely. Can't drive through the tunnel without almost passing out.
01:02:08
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What?
01:02:11
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She must have the... What do you call Jagebeke. Epilepsy. She's got the last one. Oh. Oh, she was talking about the seizures.
01:02:24
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That movie I can't watch. Oh, okay. Yeah, well, if you're prone to seizures, you definitely don't want to watch that. Yeah, there's like a lot of strobing. Right. ah Yeah. yeah So you want you want to freaking ring this next one in there, buddy?
01:02:43
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Let's see what's coming up. It's the last trailer we're going to Toxie. Yeah. Toxie. Peter Dinklage. Bane of all little people right now.
01:02:57
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yeah ah Screwed seven small people out of a job. and then he gets And then he gets this role. Which it wasn't not a little person originally.
01:03:09
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It was a huge buff guy in a ballerina costume. He was a monstrously large dude. So, hey, so. Back size. So, hey, in the original one, ah the guy who became Toxie was a skinny, nerdy guy.
01:03:22
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Yeah. This guy is this guy iss a short one. But now the person playing the body of Toxie is actually a woman. but Interesting. But still small.
01:03:34
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It's still smaller. Yeah, absolutely. He's too cool to go under all that makeup. He's just going to the voiceover.
01:03:44
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I'm not so much a fan of Dinklage. starting to think he's a little bit of a kind of an asshole. Fair enough. I don't know him well enough, but I do understand how that whole and whole dwarf thing for for Snow White could have rubbed people the wrong way. because that's that You make a very good point.
01:04:03
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You make a very, very good point. He's already wealthy. Good for him to say that shit. But what about us, man? Thanks. You blazed the trail for us. And you're telling us not to take these jobs. They're demeaning. No, they're not. They're paying the bills, you asshole. I got a mortgage.
01:04:16
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Yeah. Well, not Michael himself. The literally. Everybody's like, Michael? Wait, hold up.
01:04:28
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I'm not a little person. joke I'm a little person with a did you did you catch Did you catch some of the actors in this movie?
01:04:40
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Tinklage was in there and honestly, I don't recall anyone else. So there's like two other, three other, well, two other bigger names and two other kind of up and comers.
01:04:52
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This is what, okay, so this movie when it first came out, the original one, is such a cheap... well film It was a trauma film. It launched trauma films. Yes, it wasn't like a high-budget movie. You wouldn't see... all okay so This movie's got Kevin Bacon and Elijah Wood, Jacob Tremblay, and Taylor Payne. This has got a fucking cast to it.
01:05:14
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And Peter Dinklage, of course. Dinklage. Dinklage. I'm fucking it up. Peter Dinklage. Dinklage? No. But... Dinklage.
01:05:26
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Dinklage. He's a dink. Rude... but
01:05:33
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So a couple different contrasts from the original one to this one. One, the original one was a high school nerd. This one is a father trying to look out, trying to... What's that?
01:05:46
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Like a middle-aged dad. It's totally reimagined storyline. Yeah, it's got more of a heartfelt storyline to it. But with a twist. With a twist.
01:05:58
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And is this a trauma film? I didn't pay attention. This has got to be done by trauma, right? Or they just buy the rights from Troma Films to make the movie? You know what? I don't know. I do want to look at that up, though, so I am going to look that up.
01:06:22
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But, uh, honorable, well, before we that, you know what? My internet's going so slow, I can't look that up right now. I'm working on it. Cool. Thank you, Michael.
01:06:35
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Nope. Vertigo. Oh, you got Vertigo. Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Well, that's, that's unfortunate.
01:06:45
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So that's definitely. Entertainment. Toxic Avenger 2025. Troma Entertainment. It is cool. Oh, okay. Sweet. Sweet.
01:06:56
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Yeah. We'll talk accident. Similar to the original, but yeah, totally different storyline, totally different. Characterizations like a re-imagining a total, total reboot. And this one is so much more violent.
01:07:08
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two yeah So much more cool. The other ones were too, but this one has a much, much bigger budget.
01:07:15
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Yeah. Oh, man. This is his, what if I had a bigger budget back then? Ta-da. Yep. Fuck yeah. He's doing it right too. He took his Sergeant Kabuki Man money and did something with it.
01:07:30
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I love Sergeant Kabuki Man NYPD. It's one of my all-time favorites. I like that one more than Toxic Avenger. But there was like Toxic Avenger 1, 2, and 3. They did Newcomb High. Remember those ones? Newcomb High. I think we did a 1 and 2.
01:07:42
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o Man. Yeah. I do. I honestly... The post-apocalyptic stuff with the nuclear waste and shit. I like that a lot. I don't remember watching all of them. me So do you have any honorable mentions for tonight?
01:07:55
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Oh, yes, I do. Uh... Am I allowed to say the one I want to say? Well, I have to take one off because it was Jimmy and Stiggs. Yeah, you can say whatever you want, man.
01:08:06
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It's your honorable mission. I really, really liked...
01:08:14
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What was it called? What was it called? The Zoo one. oh oh, oh. um God damn it. Shoot.
01:08:27
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Shoot. I don't have my phone handy. I'm looking at it now, but I don't see the name of it. it's It's on that list. I know it is. Oh, crap.
01:08:44
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Checkpoint Zoo. Checkpoint Zoo. Thank you. Yeah. So there's a reason why. i don't That movie was going to me cry if we fucking play that trailer. yeah I was the same way.
01:08:57
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For two reasons. One, i already don't like zoos.
01:09:02
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I think zoos are inhumane. and um'm um i'm I'm saying that you can call me weird, call me out for you. I don't care. um And two, under the circumstances, because so if you want to you want to tell what it's about.
01:09:17
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It's when the Russians invaded the Ukraine. There was large scale zoo in Kiev. I'm pretty sure it's Kiev. I didn't pay attention that closely, honestly.
01:09:30
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I was kind of like where you were. was like, oh my gosh. It was just so touching to me that they were doing this. Now, I'm with you. zoos are like animal prisons. But at the same time, they're in prison and in a war zone.
01:09:42
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And these guys worked their asses off to get them out of there and save as many of those animals as they can. And the one dude, his wife was out of town for work or whatever. And he converted his entire house in like the zoo sanctuary for a bunch of the primates and shit.
01:09:54
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I thought that was interesting. a bunch of birds in one part of the house, a bunch of the other. That was pretty funny. It just, don't It looked really touching and it was a really cool story and a true story too. And I liked that kind of thing. It was a documentary documentary. So,
01:10:09
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but that's my honor mentioned. Uh, it's called checkpoint zoo. I strongly support, uh, checking that movie out. I thought it looked really cool. Great story. Very touching. And I just, I just want to 20 bucks, 20 bucks include shipping as long as it's inside the United States.
01:10:25
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Okay. I, uh, okay. I, um, what was I going to say? Oh, I just wanted to put a caveat with the whole zoo thing. I, however, am for nature preserves.
01:10:38
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Um, like Yeah, where they had that wide open... like I know they're like the... yeah I forgot what it's called up in South Dakota. but It's like Bearland or something where it's a huge need. Bear Country USA.
01:10:51
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That's it. Bear Country USA. I've been there, dude dude. I haven't been. might act about that shit. I love that place. But you drive through. You get to see not just bears but different animals. we're well taken care of.
01:11:03
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<unk> Plus they had Arctic wolves and a ton of other animals. Yes, absolutely. A ton them. Bear Country USA. Yes. I've seen those. It was awesome. Those places are cool because they're not caged. They're not like you go to a zoo, dude. It's sad.
01:11:19
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It is so fucking sad. $20 includes shipping inside the US. Thanks for asking. And don't go to the link yet.
01:11:30
Speaker
Right now, my website's under reconstruction. Shit, I might have to start fucking designing me a shirt. I am, which I am. Glick is actually getting his, his, his, uh, he's got one of those things to press shirts or whatever. He's, he's learning that.
01:11:45
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So yeah. Hey, fuck. Yeah. I'll, uh, that's one thing I want to do is, is, is design some shirts and shit. So, but yeah.
01:11:55
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Um, but anyway, I don't want to, go I know this is about movies, so I don't want to go down to a, a tangent about zoos or bad. Right. Right. that was my honorable mention. You asked. Okay.
01:12:06
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Uh, did you have any more? ah No, think I think you covered it. Okay. All right, cool. I had a few picked out, but I'm just going to throw one out there.
01:12:19
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You had brought it up earlier. This was originally released in October 2024 in Poland, River of Blood. I was just going to say that one, River Blood. That one, yeah.
01:12:30
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This one is four kayakers take a wrong river into a jungle inhabited by a tribe of merciless canno that The trailer had me pumping. I was like, oh my god, what are y'all fucking dumb white people doing?
01:12:45
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it's White people doing white people shit. ah But it does look good. um That's all I really can say about it. It's just one of those foreign horror films that are really good. Like Descent is another good one.
01:13:01
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There's some really good foreign horror films that take place in like out in the woods, out in the jungles and shit. And me being somebody that's stomped through jungles and love living in the woods, like, those movies freak me out sometimes. The Descent was one of my favorite one of those.
01:13:18
Speaker
Descent's pretty fucking dope. What's up, Just Some Dude? What up, my man? Every movie's already been done ten times. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, most stories have particular certain arcs.
01:13:34
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Every once while, you'll get something original, but It's usually just pre-done, hashed.
01:13:42
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Okay, so I'm going to do one more honorable mention. And this one's for the parents out there with kids.
01:13:51
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But you're never going to see a kids movie trailer on this show. But I'm just for an honorable mention for the parents out there. This one's called Sketch. Comes out August 6th. It's when a young girl's sketchbook falls into a strange pond.
01:14:05
Speaker
Her drawings come to life chaotic, real, and on the loose. And I copied and pasted it. Whoever wrote that plot on IMDB needs to redo their sentence structure.
01:14:16
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As the town descends into into chaos, her family must reunite and stop the monsters they never meant to unleash. Basically, that's the plot. Yeah. English is a second language. What's that?
01:14:28
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English is a second language. For me, maybe somebody, yeah. Well, that was... ah I copy it. I get all my ah all my notes. I have notes for all the all the movies.
01:14:40
Speaker
The writers, the stars, the name, the release date. And then i have I copy and paste all the plots too. So if I need to jog my memory on what the movie is about.
01:14:52
Speaker
So The Naked Gun coming back. What was August 1st, I think? Correct. August 1st, The Naked Gun comes back. It's a reboot. Not really, it's like an extension because it's Frank Drebin's son continuing on and his partner's son continuing on.
01:15:07
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i I call those movies a soft reboot or a passing of the baton. Yeah, it's a passing of the torch. Exactly right. not exactly right um Two big movies in a big way on big anniversaries this month.
01:15:26
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You froze. 35th? Oh, shit.
01:15:31
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You froze on my end. Oh, fuck. You probably froze on man my end. The audience probably got that. I'm just over here waiting for the punchline because I'm frozen.
01:15:43
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Damn it man. i think no I think I was frozen. So the audience got your punchline. I missed it. It wasn't even a punchline. I was saying two big movies in a big way the same month coming back on big anniversaries.
01:16:00
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What's the anniversary? Oh, yes. Oh, yes, the past. Yes, yes, yes, it yes, yes. The 35th anniversary for what movie? Oh, ah Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from 1980. TMNT with Corey Feldman. Man, your segue fucked me up, bro.
01:16:13
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Yeah, 35th anniversary for 1990, not 1980. That'd be 45 years.
01:16:20
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yeah thirty fifth anniversary for nineteen ninety nine nineteen eighty that'd be forty five years
01:16:26
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1990. Yeah, not 80. It was the live action one with Corey Feldman. Glick knows all about those movies. ah So here's the thing. i actually started to watch it again last night because I hadn't seen it in a while.
01:16:41
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And i I remember enjoying it as as as ah as a wee little one. Actually, i wasn't that wee little one. I think it was 90. I was in high school. Almost fixed to graduate.
01:16:52
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I wasn't in high school yet. I was in middle school. um So i was I was in that. I've always been a Turtles fan. actually got tur i got Turtle action figures. and i go Those are the only action figures I have. Turtle Mania.
01:17:06
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I wasn't in and and it. So I started watching it last night, but I fell asleep about a quarter of the way through it.
01:17:17
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And but it in and what this is what bugged me. ah Leonardo was Corey Feldman. This is what bugged me about that movie. I thought Michelangelo was coming. No, it was the... I'm pretty sure it was Donatello.
01:17:30
Speaker
Wait. No, was Donatello. It was Donatello. He was the piece of... That's Michelangelo. No. Fuck.
TMNT and Jaws Anniversary
01:17:37
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I don't remember now. See, I i fell asleep. i'll Go ahead and finish your thought. So, the Shredder has the Foot Clan, but the Foot Clan is getting these kids to to... Because it opens up like There's this big crime wave of these stealthy, sneaky thieves that nobody gets an eye or a glance at.
01:17:56
Speaker
And it turns out it's just the fucking kids. But there's the whole foot plan that are ninjas that aren't actually doing any of the the stealthy stealing. It's just weird buildup. i felt was just It was just little plot ah a plot ah personal plot hole to me, I guess.
01:18:14
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Unbelievable. Yeah. I'm telling you, switched into another universe. When I grew up, it was Corey Feldman was Michelangelo. He's Donatello. I switched universes, man.
01:18:25
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Oh, you just had a Mandela effect, bro. How high did you get or how high am I? There's a difference. Yes and yes.
01:18:38
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Oh, man. i'm I'm in a good mood tonight. That's all I'm going to say. Thanks, Edelman. 35 years for TMNT.
01:18:49
Speaker
What's the 50th anniversary one? done and You're going to do it.
01:19:00
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He's doing it. Jaws. 50 years. 50 years for Jaws.
01:19:06
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to and and jaws fifty years fifty years for jaws It's re-releasing. Both those films are actually releasing re-releasing in theaters this month on a limited basis for their 35 years for TMNT and 50 years for Jaws.
01:19:23
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Next month. August, my bad, August. In August. If it's near me, I think I'm going to take soon to see it in theaters. Those would be drive-in theater movies.
01:19:36
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Old classics like that. You know, there's a place in, I think it's South Carolina. where you watch Jaws in the water at night with the moon and everything outside, like in the real water on inner tubes and stuff as you watch Jaws, just to add an extra level of creepy to it.
Reflections on Jaws' Impact
01:20:01
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The only movie they play is Jaws, and you've got youve got to watch it from the water. It's it's an interesting interesting concept. So... I was thinking about Jaws today, trying to reflect on what I remember of it because I haven't watched it so long.
01:20:17
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I don't remember being scared of it. Jaws kept me out of the water for a while. Really? Maybe I need to watch it. young enough. See, that's why. When it came out, I was young enough.
01:20:29
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think about 50 years. What's that? 1975? 1975. Oh, I was born in 77. I was born in 73. i was born at seventy seven i was born seventy three I was two when it came out.
01:20:42
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I know it was on a lot. It kept reshowing and stuff. It's just a shark. Right? yeah That's what I'm saying. When you're six or seven years old and you watch a girl get pulled under well and drown and shit, and you know already don't like water and you have weird water dreams, it was just a whole perfect storm of, ah, fuck, I i guess.
01:21:05
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It's not a pool I'm not in.
01:21:11
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I guess because I haven't, I watched it when I was probably a preteen or, or like a new teen. I was really getting into horror movies around like 12 and 13. I remember watching like my first thing, my first movie date when I was 13 was like, I took my, my, my girlfriend to watch Freddy Krueger.
01:21:33
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So, yeah but so when I think when I watched jaws, I didn't find it scary because, compared to what I was already else watching.
01:21:44
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So for me, it didn't register as, oh, this is scary. Because like Trenchless said, yes, it's just a shark. and But at this time in my life, I never lived around oceans, so I never thought me encountering a shark was going to be ever a thing.
01:22:00
Speaker
Land shark. Land shark. But a movie like Descent, because I've went spelunking. I've been in like ah volcano tunnels in Oregon where if you're not following where people have left spray paint, you ain't got a flashlight, you get stuck in there, you're dead.
01:22:18
Speaker
like So I've been in in in like shit like that. That freaks me out. and true So I guess if you live around an ocean, in I can see how that could make you scared.
01:22:32
Speaker
Amity, man. Amity. Anarchy.
01:22:40
Speaker
So, I went to the movies. i I didn't, but I still watched the same movie. Because I have things that I need to watch movies out at theaters.
01:22:53
Speaker
Because I'm... ah Anyway, arr.
01:23:01
Speaker
You are a weird parenting skills person. What? The things to soothe your children at age 4 enough. Night-night, sweet pea. Watch the exorcism of Emily Rose. Good night.
01:23:17
Speaker
My, that's a... You remember watching a movie at age four? I remember... That was a kid age for her kid at age four. Oh.
01:23:27
Speaker
Oh, okay. Oh, my.
01:23:33
Speaker
Fair enough. Fair enough. I mean, the worse i guess, I guess you i mean, my by the time they're a teenager, they're going to be desensitized at horror movies. All their friends will be like, man, you got balls to watch that. they Not even flinch.
Spoiler Alert: Movie Review
01:23:48
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Walk alone in the woods at night.
01:23:51
Speaker
Right? I do. It doesn't bother me.
01:23:56
Speaker
So, spoiler-free review. Other than going to, at the very end, give you guys 10 seconds to tune out or just not listen closely. I'm going to give you one spoiler about Darth Vader at the end. Oh, my God. So cool. So cool.
01:24:08
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um but what But what movie are we talking about?
Discussion on New Superman Movie
01:24:13
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tu do twoty tu does it again. oh man
01:24:26
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soon as i'm a freak for comic book shit i'm not a fan of superman personally not a huge fan but we got the ultra pack bam bam it's got the drink with the topper of course i took lex that's who i uh that's what i identify with i was very impressed still superman i was very impressed with His performance as Lex Luthor.
01:24:50
Speaker
Nicholas Holt, I think is his name. Oh, yeah. He was good Lex Luthor. It was a pretty well-acted movie, I thought. i wasn't in love with the kid that played Superman. He was a good Clark Kent, I thought.
01:25:02
Speaker
But I didn't think he was Superman. Does that make sense? I thought he was great. I was... I didn't like... i was a little... i didn't like the costume. a I thought it was the costume was a little bit too puffy on him.
01:25:16
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I thought maybe that made him look stand out bad as a a Superman maybe in your eyes or my eyes. I don't know. But I think him playing Superman, I thought i thought he was fine. I liked it.
01:25:27
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I thought it was dope. I thought it was a better Clark Kent than Superman.
01:25:33
Speaker
I did like the Clark Kent, the Ma and Paul. There's one part in the movie that reminded me of my own mother, the way she uses a cell phone.
01:25:44
Speaker
And I found that so adorable in the movie. Setting it on the table and shouting at it. Uh-huh. The way she set it on the table and just shouted at it.
01:25:56
Speaker
I didn't want to spoil it, but yeah. Well, I think it was in the previews. Was it? I never watched the trailer. I think i watched the only trailer I watched was when we did it last month.
01:26:07
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But I don't remember that part. um My mom would do that stuff. She picks it up. holds it this close to her face and screams into it. a
01:26:20
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um Going into it, I thought, oh man, again, this is all stuff that was in trailers. I'm not spoiling anything. I knew Crypto the Superdog was going to in And I wasn't too keen on I was like, oh, I'm going to hate this because of that.
01:26:35
Speaker
Never been in live action before. i was not excited that was coming to live action. James Gunn's an animal guy, I guess. And got to tell you, I didn't hate the way they used Crypto the Superdog, won't lie.
01:26:50
Speaker
I was a fan of Crypto the Superdog by the end the movie. So prior to me seeing this and prior to Michael seeing this, him and I had the discussion about Crypto.
01:27:03
Speaker
I'm a huge Crypto fan. I was excited that they going bring Crypto into a super movie. I fucking loved And I ended up loving how they did it too. too. And I'm not going to spoil that. I'm not going to spoil.
01:27:16
Speaker
But Michael's like totally against it. So when I talked to Michael after he had watched it, he said he liked crypto. My bell went
Crypto the Superdog: A Surprise Hit
01:27:27
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off. I was like, oh, my God, he got sold on crypto. This movie was the fucking good. i said, I like the way they use crypto. You said, yeah, one question only.
01:27:37
Speaker
Was it wholesome? I said it was wholesome as fuck. And you're like, I need some wholesome. Now I'm going to watch it. Yes, yes. And I did. And I liked it more than Michael likes it.
01:27:49
Speaker
But I like it for a lot of other different reasons, too. So maybe 3.2 out of 5. It's a fun watch. The effects were all right. I really like what they did with what the the story was limited. I thought the story was kind of weak.
01:28:05
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But for what they did with it, it was interesting and I enjoyed it.
01:28:10
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I liked... I understand what you're talking about, the storyline. I think, though, it the way they did that story leaves it open for so many directions on purpose. On purpose.
01:28:25
Speaker
And I'm not going to lie, I didn't mind they left out a lot of main future characters. Like not bringing in Aquaman, not bringing in Batman. I liked that. Not bringing in Wonder Woman. I liked that. I like the characters they did. again Mr. Terrific gets no love, man.
01:28:40
Speaker
Mr. Terrific was fucking awesome, dude. Fuck yeah,
DCEU's Character Choices
01:28:43
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he was. i know, dude. He's getting a lot of love online. I really liked this guy, Gardner. It was comic book accurate, and his attitude was comic book accurate.
01:28:52
Speaker
It was a really well-acted film, and a lot the characters were true to their form. I just thought I was a big fan of the kid that played Superman. You loved him. I didn't. It is what it is. I wasn't a big fan of the guy who played Green Lantern.
01:29:06
Speaker
That's got's Guy Gardner's Green Lantern. That's not the the same Green Lantern you might be thinking of. That's not Hal Jordan. Oh, okay. Yeah. See, I'm not familiar with that one then. Maybe need to... you're going to have to look into the lore a little bit. That's not the Hal Jordan.
01:29:20
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Okay. He wasn't... Let's put it this way. In the comic books, he wasn't always a good guy.
01:29:28
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And Nathan Fillion played him really well. And again, it was a comic-accurate depiction of Guy Gardner. It was solid, man. I liked Nathan Fillion lot in that movie as Guy Gardner. He was a really good Guy Gardner.
01:29:40
Speaker
And again, was the characters they picked it was a good, solid story for them. I decided with the reboot of the whole DCEU, I expected a little more of spectacle, I think.
01:29:54
Speaker
Opening up the way they did, opening up the way they it was a brave choice. i won't say anything about
Exploration of Superman's Origins
01:29:59
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it. just It's a brave opening for the film. If you recall the way it's the way it opened up, yeah.
01:30:05
Speaker
Yeah, there's so much more I want to say about it, but I'm biting by my two-week rule. Right, right, right. So it's only been one week. Like I said, all I'm going to say is, oh my god, you guys, I'll give you ten seconds to mute me.
01:30:21
Speaker
Darth Vader at the end was so awesome, dude! um loved it! Darth Vader at the end was the shit! Laser sword wizard!
01:30:33
Speaker
That's all I'm going to More space wizards. Trenchless, like, ah yes, but, you know, there are people out there that it does.
01:30:44
Speaker
So... I'm usually the same way. Spoilers don't bother me. I'll still watch it because no matter what spoilers I get, I watch the movies for other reasons. Like, philosophically speaking, Superman, I've been on a Frederick Nietzsche fucking...
01:31:01
Speaker
ah Plateau lately? The Ubermensch. The Ubermensch, you know, and and that's got me thinking of how that Superman portrays the philosophy that character was was based on. First off, Superman is an illegal alien.
01:31:18
Speaker
Yeah. yeah Non-documented. Did you know that Superman was also... Created in the 50s by a couple Jewish guys. Not in the 50s.
01:31:30
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The 30s. The 30s. I'm sorry. 1930s. The Siegel and Schuster. Oh, shit. Joe Siegel and something Schuster. Anthony, maybe? so there there's So Superman's got a lot of anti-Nazi already there and in his past.
01:31:49
Speaker
Yeah, he's the big blue Boy Scout. so And and i just, I think the way they portrayed Superman in that, I think i think it was i think it did i did it did do the philosophy some justice.
01:32:05
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There was some... it's still with some It even that. it wasn't even that I don't even think it did the American way. Originally, was Siegel and Schuster when they originated Superman.
01:32:18
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Originally, yes. Those yes three things he stood for, truth, justice, and... The American way and only the American way. Because F you, you dirty, dirty communist. a Yep.
01:32:31
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But if you look at Superman, man, he's pretty, he's pretty much. Spoiler alert.
Closing Remarks and Birthday Wishes
01:32:37
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Darth Vader. and On that note, I want to thank everybody for showing up. Tranchula, again, happy birthday.
01:32:48
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Happy birthday. day Thank you for stopping by. Lazy, thank you for stopping by. Michael, any last words? I brought my own fucking popcorn.
01:33:04
Speaker
I froze. That's all had to say. I froze. I didn't hear you. I brought my own fucking popcorn.
01:33:16
Speaker
Oh, well, in that case, next time you guys bring your own fucking popcorn.
01:33:31
Speaker
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01:34:24
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