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Nonsensical Nonsense: Are you not entertained!!
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It's Saturday night and you know what that means unpredictable chaos and things can get a little awkward
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Introduction and Chaos
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Yes.
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show.
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better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, from my helmet's on tight, baby. We about to risen with the tism. Let's get with it.
Beach Weekend Reflections
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Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
00:03:31
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we got buttons and things happening. I've already lost control. The show hasn't even started. I've already lost control, and I apologize for that. Let's see if we can get it back under control. see yeah we What's going on, fuckers? My face is looking red. You guys can tell I spent the day at the beach.
00:03:47
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But what's going on, fuckers? Happy Saturday. Hopefully you guys are having a good weekend. yeah If not, it might just get a little bit better.
00:03:58
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Because of me. Yeah, that's right. All me. Because it's what I do. I'm amazing. And I make your lives better. So if you're not already, go ahead and check us out everywhere.
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bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. That's got all the links right there for our Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. Shows live Monday through Sunday, something like that. There's things going on around here all the time.
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I don't know when. I don't know how. But they're happening, and there's things going on.
Podcast Promotion & Ratings
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um YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch, the shows are always live. And don't forget, you guys can listen all the time, wherever you listen to podcasts at.
00:04:37
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We are on all them platforms. Yes, indeed. We are there, and you can give us a listen. And if you guys do watch the replays or you listen to us, drop a like, drop a rating. Give us a rating. Let us know what you think of the network, what you think of the shows on those podcasting platforms like Apple and Spotify. they They let you rate us, and you can comment on those as well.
00:04:57
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chap us ah Drop us a little rating. Drop us a little comment. Let us know what you like, what you don't like. Give us a thumbs up, thumbs down, whatever, because at the end of the day, I can't make this shit up. It's scientifical.
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Nine out of ten grannies approve. 910GA. Hashtag 910GA. Nine out of grannies approve. hey Yes, they do. What is going on?
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Shatter's box. What up with you, Blaze? In the pre-show. Woo-woo. Hitting it up. Trancher in the building. These are all pre-show comments. Wally, what's up with you, man? Johnny Fongs. Love you, brother.
Attire Choices & Taste Tests
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as always. And then this one, this one right here, this one right here. Look, I put a lot of time and effort and I put a lot of thinking into the, into the tank top or the sleeveless shirt that I will wear on the shows. I do it for you people.
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I'm looking out for you guys. I'm trying to look as, as appropriate as possible. And then you're just going use it against me and make fun of me. I see how you are. I see how y'all are. I see how y'all are. Talking shit in the pre-show.
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What's going on, Mandy? How you doing? What's going on, sis? Good seeing you. Good seeing you. Need a snack. yeah Some Sasquatch foreskin, maybe? damn. Hit that like. Smash that subscribe. Ring that bell and share us out, you sons of bitches. You heard our guy right there.
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Big boys in the building. i wish I could pin comments from here. And not have to actually, well, Blaze, you can pin comments. Pin that to the top top if you'd be so kind, sir, for the time being, if you got your ears whole on.
00:06:41
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What up, Wanda? How you doing? Welcome, welcome. Chris Technician. What up, motherfucker?
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Did you see what I sent you? I did see that, man. Sorry I didn't get back to you I've been busy with work and everything. And I spent, as I said, this is not just from today. My face is red from yesterday and today because I was outside all day.
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So, but I did see that. And it's awesome. And I actually have it saved. And I meant to pull it, put it up or bring it up. I still might later. I might later. Bear with me. Don't let me forget.
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but but
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but Yeah, I do pre-plan. That's the only thing I pre-plan for this network or this or any of the shows is is the gun show. It's the gun show. That's all. You got make sure I have the right shirt for for the occasion at the end of the day.
00:07:34
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Right at you. Johnny Bugs. Oh, shit.
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Oh, nice. Well, congratulations on going back to work. So everything's good. You're good. You're feeling better, all that jazz?
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Awesome. Glad that you're back to work. Motherfucking cheers, man. Actually, guys, I want to start the show out tonight. I finally found it. So you guys know a few months back, Blaze brought me the Broken Skull Beer because we don't sell it anywhere around here. It's Stone Cold Steve Austin's beer. You know, I'm a big wrestling fan.
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So I just realized, or I just noticed that they started selling
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Paul Kogan's real American beer. And I've been wanting to try it. I don't have high expectations for it, but I've been wanting to try it. So I found it today and I was like, ooh, they even got a tall boy, so i don't have to buy a whole fucking 12 pack.
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So I'm going to try it. I did have a couple of pre-show beers. Don't judge me. That's what it is. It's my life, goddammit. I can do whatever I want. But Johnny Bongs, to you, brother. Cheers.
00:08:46
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From Hulk Hogan. Cheers, brother. What you gonna do?
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And apparently, if I don't like this beer, I can throw it at women in bars because that's what Phil Hendrick did. He actually got sued for that not too long ago. He cracked some woman accidentally. They were doing a big bash, and he threw fucking, he was throwing beer in the crowd, he cracked this bitch in the head because she wasn't paying attention.
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And she tried to sue him. I don't know how it went, but nonetheless. The ah the ipa was bad.
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I really like the light beer. I thought the that the regular beer was good, but that IPA was... and i don't Oh, man, it was it was bad. But I'll tell you what. Hold on. Brewed in the U.S. of A.
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This is actually really fucking good. I'm not going to lie. This is very good. Hell, yeah. I ain't mad at you, Hulkster. You probably did something right.
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Piece of shit.
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Open panel. Hmm. Is the screen big enough to show my... good We don't have magnifying glasses or microscopic lenses to show your tiny pecker.
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Hell yeah. Speaking of which, it is the open panel. Nobody is here. How the hell? I don't like this. I don't know what's going on. StreamYard just changed up the whole fucking game, and I don't like it.
00:10:23
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All the buttons are new. All the buttons are weird. Before we get started or before we get too far into the show and I start dropping links and shit like that, ah but little bit love do I still have that?
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Do I still have that website opened up? Not that website either, you fucking weirdos.
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A little ah little shoutouts to to us.
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And, you know, I'd have done, if I'd have been better, I would have already had it thrown up here and into the overlay. But I suck. So I'll throw that up in here later, maybe. We'll see what happens. Maybe when I take a break, we'll throw it up in here. ah Shit. I need to get out of there. There we go.
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ah Where is it at?
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There it is. Start of that. So last, or Monday, believe it was Monday, we started the show or we started our week out with a really nice little email, if you will.
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There is a company, it's called Feedspot. And they rank podcasts per state, whatever the case may be.
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But out of the 100 best podcasts for all of Ohio, we came in fifth last week. Now, this is but weekly ranking.
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And for this week, we are number seven. ah Drop down a couple spots. It's OK. That's how rankings work. You go up, you go down, you move around, whatever the case may be.
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um But still, really fucking dope and out of nowhere that we are in the top 10, let alone the top five, especially with a lot of the podcasts that were up there being Buckeye-related. For those of you guys who are not from Ohio or not sports fans, the Ohio State University, the Ohio State Buckeyes are like the biggest thing in Ohio, bigger than Jesus, bigger and bigger than the Beatles.
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Ohio State fans are all mentally retarded and inbred. Uh, so, you know, it's kind of a big deal here in Ohio, but, um, we were right up there, man.
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So we're, we're punching out some, some, some, uh, some competition. And like I said, this week we came in and and seventh in the ranking still in the top 10, but a shout out to you guys. Thank you guys for listening on those podcasting platforms. Thank you guys for giving us, uh, ratings, ranking us, our ratings, you know,
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And absolutely, thank you guys for supporting us, man. in Ohio, I didn't know that you guys listened. What's up? What's up? Holler at your boy, Ohio. Let's go get a beer together or something.
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I'm just like you fuckers. I like to hang out. I like to have a good time. ah So, what up, Wally? Cheers to Ohio. Number five and number... We're currently, for this week, number seven, but still in the top ten.
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Two weeks in a row. ah
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Now we know what we're talking shit about. No, fuck it, man. Everybody in Ohio talks shit about Ohio. Trust me. It's okay. It's a thing that we do. We all fucking hate it here, but we're just stuck here at the end of the day. Yeah.
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ah Also, also real quick, ah yesterday was, you guys know him from Cash's Corner, but yesterday was his birthday.
Personal Celebrations & Milestones
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Little man is 12 years old, so got to hang out. He had a request for dinner. I made him dinner, and then he wanted to go to the beach today, so we went and spent the day at the beach.
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So, If you guys are on our social media and you want to drop a little comment and say happy birthday to him, that would be greatly appreciated. He was excited to see some birthday shout outs from everybody.
00:14:32
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ah And that's that's cool because, as I said it in the post, he's the real boss here. He's the real boss of the network. And, you know, we got to keep him happy. Otherwise, he rules with an iron fist, ladies and gentlemen.
00:14:51
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His last year before he's in a te he's a teenager. ah So we were talking about that last night. I said, you're a preteen now, bud.
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Next year, it's all downhill because you'll be a teenager.
00:15:08
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So he was here last night, was here today. Then they went back to their and mom's for the night. ah They got church and shit in the morning, so. he's kind of a He's kind of a big deal at church.
00:15:21
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He does all the lighting and sound and and and digital stuff on the computer and and music and everything like that. So that's wild because I'm 43 years old and my dumb ass can barely turn this computer on at the end of the day. So huge props to the little guy.
00:15:39
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oh I did. ah I seen that. I seen that. Thank you. I told him, I was telling him everybody that said happy birthday. and There's a bunch of people that said happy birthday today. And he's just, yeah, you little arrogant son of a bitch. I don't know where he gets that ego from.
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I really don't know where he gets that ego from. Hmm. Must be his
Future Guests & Adventures
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mom. it
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Um, but, uh, yeah, nonetheless, man, things and and and I want to say shout out to blaze for those of you guys who um got to see the show Wednesday night blaze had met Curtis Collins and he came up and we talked some paranormal investigation stuff some ghost hunting and and whatnot and I believe uh blaze is in the chat so apparently blaze and michael survived ghost hunting last night i haven't got any updates or excuse me or know how that went but apparently they survived so that's a good thing um and then what else is going on and i'm working on a really big guest for wednesday night coming up so hopefully that'll be happening
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And I got a guest, Walker Tex, will be coming up from Ireland on Tuesday. Get all this show shit out of the way here real quick before we get into the but meat and the potatoes. Yeah, tune in Tuesday night, man.
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Walker Tex, he's an outlaw country singer from Ireland. And I'll tell you what, I never in a million years, by the way, he the music he sings and the way he looks, never in a million years would thought he was from Ireland or that he was Irish.
00:17:28
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I would have thought for sure, especially with his name, I would have thought for sure dude was from Texas. But that's what you get for assuming.
00:17:39
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There we go. We went last night for Paranormal Resinance. Oh, yeah. You got hours. Well, I'm assuming hours worth of ah footage and sound sound clips and everything like that that you got to go through.
00:17:58
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There you guys go. Wally's got a show Saturday night. Cash and I were going to do his show today, but... He decided he wanted to skip it because he wanted to go to the beach.
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So we went, and I just realized I have raccoon thing. But so to the beach we went today, and he you know we didn't do his show. So maybe in a couple weeks, or if we ain't got nothing going on maybe tomorrow afternoon, tomorrow evening, whenever they get home, we'll see what's happening.
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Maybe then we ah we'll do a show or something. If he wants to. It's up to him at the end of the day. Depends on what he's feeling.
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Wally, I'll be back Monday, so that's a good thing.
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Wally, are you back on schedule? ah you Are you back doing... ah Are you back to doing your thing?
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But ah yeah, I think it's all the show stuff that I need to worry about right now. Sometimes I like to throw it out there. Just throw it out right at the very beginning. ah And get it taken care of and done.
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think that's all I have. Trying to remember if there's anything else.
00:19:25
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I don't think so. Okay. I'm dropping the link. I'm dropping the link. It's time to get weird. It's time to get awkward. Put the kids to bed.
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sayor Say your prayers, whatever you need to do. Do your Hail Marys, whatever. You can repent for your sins tomorrow. Because I'm not responsible for the things that happen if you click this link to come up here on this panel.
00:19:53
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I'm just saying. Link's in the chat. It's the Open Door Challenge. If you guys want to come hang out with us, it's always unpredictable. It really is. it's an a predictable It's an unpredictable Saturday night because we never know what's going to happen. We never know who's going to show up.
00:20:08
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Things sometimes get a little weird, little awkward, little crazy. Sometimes they get a little tense. Sometimes people come up here and get a little bit too big for their britches and have to be put in their place.
Unique Concepts & Health
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Not very often. i think I think the people who come up here and slide into the panel are are pretty cool. So it's just me tonight. You guys can be rocking with me. I got that BDAE, that big dumb animal energy. That's what I'm rocking because I'm a big dumb animal.
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BDAE. B-D-A-E. B-D-A-E. B-D-A-E.
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it' is This is why I'm not left to my own devices. I do shit like that.
00:20:59
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So, yes, that's a new thing. BDAE. Big dumb animal energy. That's what I'm bringing at all times. Everywhere I go.
00:21:09
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and And I'm okay with it. You want to know why? Because I'm happy. Because I'm a happy son of a bitch. Nine nine times out of ten, I'm very happy.
00:21:18
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Because I don't know any better. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe that's all it is. I don't know any better. Or I don't fucking care enough.
00:21:27
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That happened on the last night on the Lazy Shaman show. Someone got in. Oh, for real? I popped in for a few minutes, and I seen that it was Sarge.
00:21:40
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Excuse me. Lazy and and Shaman.
00:21:47
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But I couldn't stay very long. I had other other plans last night. So... I couldn't stay very long.
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Hell yeah. want want but a little little bit about below I need to... Buddy child! Oh, hell yeah! and you know You know what's crazy? I read that and I heard that as I was reading it in my head in your voice, Johnny.
00:22:18
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I need to slide over to our YouTube channel real quick. I want to pin the link. Oh, god that's not what I'm talking about. Why am I on Snapchat? I said I want to slide over to the YouTube channel.
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There we go. Turn this down. want to pin the link so everybody can find it quick and easy.
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and um and la la
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ah This was after Sarge left while the annoying Austin. I don't know who Austin is. Maybe I do. ah But...
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Jedha and Shaman get some... ah they They get some weird motherfuckers up on their brain. They're cool. Don't get me wrong. They're cool as shit.
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They're just weird motherfuckers. And... God forbid...
00:23:19
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Yeah, there we go. I'm replacing your pin, Blaze. Dropping that link there. ah Link is pinned on the YouTube channel. I'll drop it throughout the night periodically for the other channels so that Twitch and Facebook will have it a as well.
00:23:37
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I don't know if I know Mr. OneUp. Yeah, there's a couple guys on there. you're Good guys, good dudes. They come up on a kind of a regular basis, but they're douche canoes. ah Usually if the nonsensical crew rolls up in there, we we fuck with them.
00:23:50
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we We keep them in check. but the hostile nonsensical takeover that we do every once in a while to the lazy shaman show when the entire crew fucking rolls up in that bitch.
00:24:03
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Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. i know who you're talking about now. Yep. I gotcha.
00:24:13
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Hell yeah, Wally. Bring that ass. Get that big ass up here. You big bitch. Yeah. Oh, Mr. and Okay. Okay. Yeah. Okay. He tries to want to. Okay.
00:24:24
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yeah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know who you're talking about. I know exactly who you're talking about. Yeah. It's usually the Canadians in there talking all kinds of crazy political dumb shit. he did They let way too many Canadians on that show.
00:24:41
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Oh, you're all good. They let way too many. Jedi, i love you, man. Shaman, I love you. But you let way too many Canadians on your show. we got We got to build a wall. We got to build a wall. Keep them out. Am I right or am I right, Johnny Bongs?
00:24:59
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Johnny's getting his finest apparel on before he pops up here.
00:25:05
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um Man, what the fuck has been going on lately, man? Shit's just... I'm trying to get back into the swing of things, trying to book guest guys for Tuesday nights.
00:25:16
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ah Bear with me. It is summertime. It is concert season. It is music fest. Music season. Music festivals. All that shit.
00:25:29
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I knew you were getting i know you were getting all snazzy. Fix that mustache for us. get yeah Get you looking right, baby.
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um
00:25:40
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Oh, that was kind of squishy. Excuse me. But
00:25:45
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but I am working on guests for Glick's House of Music. And, you know, it's called Glick's House of Music. But it's not just for musicians anymore. We're going full. We're going full bore entertainment across the board.
00:25:57
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Music, actors, comedians.
00:26:05
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Whatever. oh Let's do it. Let's do it, man. I'll change up the show title accordingly. Yeah. Squishy burps, bro. It was like it was like.
00:26:16
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you know You know, sometimes when you get really sick and you're like, sorry, this is going to be gross. And I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to apologize for this now. So if anybody has a ah weak stomach or can't handle certain subjects of conversation, it is what it is.
00:26:32
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I've already started. Once you start, you can't finish. That's the rules. But yeah sometimes when you get really sick and you're like throwing up a lot, you literally have thrown up.
Family Dynamics & Humor
00:26:41
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Everything that is in your stomach and there's nothing left except like stomach acid and shit.
00:26:46
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And it comes up and it's all like foamy. Like if you drop an acid into like an Alka-Seltzer into a cup and that's like what you're throwing up. It's just like straight up foam. That's what that burp just kind of felt like.
00:26:59
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Right the middle of the show. Not doing anything. My daughter calls me cause she does because cause I've been doing this for four years. Let's see what she wants. Best she's going to ask me something stupid. Hello. You're live on the air.
00:27:11
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What? ah Sucks to be you. Enjoy being... You're going to have to wait until I go on break. but
00:27:22
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she She's locked out. i'll she
00:27:29
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um gonna go I'm going to go karate chop my daughter. And then I'll be right back. So, I really hate that they've done this. We're to a little breaky break. And we'll be right back. I don't.
00:27:43
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Guys, I hate this fucking layout. I really, truly do hate this layout. Fuck it. You know what? This is ah this is an old school favorite. This is our boy Rock Lee. Rock Lee. I got a message him.
00:27:55
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Rock Lee, our boy Rock Lee. Congratulations to Rock Lee who just got married. But this is one of your guys' favorites right here. It's his remix of Fozzie's Judas. And I'll be right back.
00:28:08
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Now that I've betrayed, everyone I've ever loved, I've pushed them all away. And have been a slave to the truth that's in my mind.
00:28:20
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Is there something left for me to save in the wreckage of my life? My life. My life.
00:29:08
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You are innocence first.
00:29:39
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I'm losing the light, encircled by demons, I'm white. What have become?
00:31:14
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With your gay black friend. Yeah. Well, we're back. Hey, what's going on, everybody? you Welcome back to Nancensical Nonsense. um Sorry.
00:31:27
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MK, you had it right, brother. Fucking kids. Goddamn these kids. Damn them to hell.
00:31:36
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I'm not running you to Walmart. You'd have John Whitetail running you to Walmart. I'm Oh.
00:31:45
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um I know. i Yeah, you're staying at your mom's next week, right? You're staying at your mom's next week. Yeah, I know. And then Thursday, I'm leaving for camping. So then I'll have Haley come get me for mama's.
00:31:58
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Camping. I'm camping with Haley and her family. Oh. So then she's going to bring me back. going to have her bring her with me back here so I can pass her. So you're not going to be here for like two weeks. Yes. Fucking sweet. Well, I'll be gone Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
00:32:10
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i maybe Yeah, you're going to be gone all this week. Yes, and I'll be gone pretty much all next weekend. Sweet. Yes, I love you. Bye. Love you, too. Bye. Be careful. Behave.
00:32:22
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Is 22 late to abort?
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Ask him for a friend. Damn, kids. Damn it, Glick. Shut up, Chris Technician. i was still my point that i'm here sir yeah dad kids damn glick shut up chris technician My mom's has three days.
00:32:45
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry about that guys. Obviously my, my daughter and her lack of communication because she doesn't ever tell me if she's coming home or she's going to be around. She's 20, but you know, she doesn't technically have to ask my permission for anything, but it's like a, it's like a common courtesy thing. Like a, you know, Hey, you know, she still lives here.
00:33:09
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ah Let me know what like if you're coming home. I don't care what you're doing. You don't have ask permission to do anything. just Just let me know if you're going to be home or not so that I can lock my house up. 25 and that's still a rule for me here.
00:33:24
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Shit. Yeah. You know? ah yeah it's kind it's it's it's it's it's It's common courtesy, folks. That's all it is.
00:33:36
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Yeah, man, dude. Shit. But at the end of the day, you know, real quick, early break. And it's a and it's a and it's ah and it's a classic. It's a classic banger from our boy Rock Lee.
00:33:47
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EDM Combat Music. I know you guys have loved that one for years and years. ah so And shout out to Rock Lee because he just got married a couple weekends ago.
00:33:58
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So congratulations to Rock Lee. you guys Johnny, I don't know if you've but you've been up here with Rock Lee, haven't you, before? Yeah, name sounds familiar. Yeah.
00:34:11
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yeah very familiar Yeah, he usually has all the crazy backgrounds of like, like he'll have me in the background or blazing is his background. Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:21
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Yeah. He just got married. So. Hey, one on congratulations to him.
00:34:29
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What's up? So, but any who, what you been up to, man? How you been Johnny bones? Yeah. More desk work as usual. yeah Desk work as usual.
00:34:41
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Oh, fuck, yeah.
00:34:45
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If I finish up a piece, I'm starting a new one. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. yeah ah Are you still working on the, yeah what is it, the the Japanese stuff?
00:34:59
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Yes, sir. Dude, some of that Japanese artwork and tattoo work is just just insane, man. It's fucking mind-blowing, yeah.
00:35:12
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That's one thing I've been trying to do is get all the techniques down.
00:35:21
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thank Really? Just remind me, I've got to get this floor piece I've been working on. yeah MK, you're 100% right, bro. Basically, storage with the bathroom, no respect. Dude, that is exactly, it yes.
00:35:36
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What?
Artistic Passions & Traditions
00:35:40
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That's it's that's exactly how she treats me and then she wants to give me attitude because I locked my door The motherfucking bills around this motherfucker I'll pay them bill bitch It'd be in a house like doors on this Oh
00:36:04
Speaker
oh nice Extending your birthday gifts. Nice. Anything good?
00:36:13
Speaker
Hell yeah.
00:36:19
Speaker
Let's see here. um Yeah, what were you talking about? like with the and and What is that? china Is that Japanese or Chinese? Japanese. The Yakuza. Is that Japanese? Yes, sir. like the e that is that japanese ah yes sir Okay, so, dude, they they have some of the most... Because they're all tatted up. although there's like It's like a who don't know they're like a Japanese mafia.
00:36:46
Speaker
They're like the Japanese mob. And they're badass motherfuckers. Like, they're some legit little fucking badass motherfucking samurai ninja warrior type motherfuckers. But they're all tatted up.
00:36:57
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and and And they get some of the the most intricate, most beautiful tattoo work. But they're terrible fucking people. we can just admire their tattoos.
00:37:08
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They do terrible things to people. Actually, a lot new tattoos symbolize a lot of that shit. Yeah, they really do. Between the serpents and the dragons and and the tigers and and and stuff like that. It's just, and that that is a really cool style of um tattoo.
00:37:29
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Tattooing? I don't know what the correct terminology is, but yeah. Yeah.
00:37:36
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There's the Irizumi, but then there's Chibori, which is the actual technique of the ah the bamboo spike with the hammer. Dude, fuck that. They do that in, like, Polynesian, like like, Samoans and some other, like, Aztecs and stuff like that. Fuck that, man. I know I'm tough. I know I'm a bad, like, I'm tough, and I'm a badass to a certain degree, but I'm not getting this Or this done on my arm with somebody just like but that with a spike and a hammer just like to to take bird
00:38:09
Speaker
for knows how long it takes. It's just going to be like, yeah, no, bro, I'm out. That's literally one of the other parts of the trial of it. It's you sitting through the whole fucking thing and just not grimacing through it.
00:38:20
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Yeah, right?
00:38:23
Speaker
Nice. yeah
00:38:27
Speaker
Hell yeah, get that shit drawn. Yeah, no, dude, I was watching this video yesterday. um And it was like, a what was it called? It was like 10 random facts.
00:38:40
Speaker
And there was this tribe back in the day. And they would build this tower that was like 80 to 100 feet tall. and it was And this is ah this was a right it was a right um it was a rite of passage to determine if you're ready to become a man or not.
00:38:59
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And you would build this tower. And then you would climb up to the top of this tower with ah with a vine tied around your ankle. And then you would jump off head first. And if the vine stopped you before you hit the ground, then you were ready to become a man.
00:39:15
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But if it didn't, and you obviously go crashing into the ground head first and snap your neck and shove your head up your ass in reverse, then you weren't ready to become a man.
00:39:27
Speaker
guess not. shit Holy the hell. like I'm like, that's that's not how I want to. I'm glad they don't do that anymore because that's not good practice to determine on if you're if you're a man or not.
00:39:43
Speaker
It's either you don't succeed or you don't have to worry about failing. Yes. He should.
00:39:54
Speaker
I was like, Jesus Christ. Yeah. No. You know, i think I think I'll take my chances with a lion or or or a wolf or something to determine if I'm a man outside of just climbing a fucking tower and tying a vine around my ankles and jumping off head fur.
00:40:13
Speaker
And who gave the fucking tower jurisdiction to begin with anyway? Right. shit. What the fuck?
00:40:25
Speaker
ah First I've heard of that one. Holy shit. Hmm. Yes, no do-overs at that point. yeah we got to really We got to really discuss on who on how we how we give these powers away in this in this tribe because this is kind of fucked up.
00:40:43
Speaker
Oh, shit. I bet their numbers are a critical mass, too. and Pick the short... Yeah, I mean, and that's the other thing. How do you pick the vine? like how do you Is it really by random?
00:40:56
Speaker
yeah like Because if you if you go and be like you have to go cut your own vine, you know what I'm going to go do? I'm going to go cut a vine about two and a half feet long. Yeah. I'm a man. it' just Fucking just go fucking jump first.
00:41:13
Speaker
The fuck? yeah how about How about I fight six of you men and determine if I'm a man or no? That actually has some grit to it. That actually has some analysis there.
00:41:26
Speaker
yeah You ain't just going up against Mother Fate.
00:41:33
Speaker
Yeah, no. like I can redo this test. you know Me versus six men in a funny way and in a fight before you fucking weirdos twisted on me.
00:41:44
Speaker
In a fist fight. And it should go well enough. Yeah, if I get my ass kicked, I can come back next year and try again. but they're like But like Tarantula said, there's no do-overs.
00:41:57
Speaker
If I jump off this tower and I die, there's no do-overs. Shit. You either just don't become one or you just don't live long enough to become one.
00:42:10
Speaker
Yeah, right? Fuck. ah
00:42:19
Speaker
What the fuck? Fuck. Yes, I don't mind drawing the short straw. Yeah, no. Shut up, Tarantula. I knew you fucking weirdo.
00:42:30
Speaker
I knew one of you fucking weirdos would try to spin that on me. Oh, shit. It's tradition, man. Or so they say.
00:42:39
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oh treated yeah
00:42:46
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it's as tradition man ah so they say You know, some traditions are... ah
00:43:00
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The reason why some of them died out.
00:43:04
Speaker
There's a reason why tribe entire tribes died out, Tony. happened There's a reason why these tribes are no longer around. yeah wasn't meant to be, man.
00:43:15
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Oh, fuck. lot
00:43:22
Speaker
Let's try something else next time. Fuck. ah
00:43:30
Speaker
Oh, shit. What about just going to get your fucking car on the 18th birthday? Shit. Yeah, right? Yeah. but yeah and they and they made And they made the dude who had to jump off the tower build the tower.
00:43:50
Speaker
So you like had to build it And then, like ah like, I mean, I think that's enough. i Like, oh, look, I just built this giant tower.
00:44:00
Speaker
Here's an idea. Instead of me jumping off of it and potentially dying, why don't we use it as a lookout for our potential enemies? I'm just going to say the building itself is a fucking accomplishment.
00:44:12
Speaker
Yeah. No, you have to build it and then envision yourself have to jump off at the end while you have to build it. Have fun. Fuck. but
00:44:24
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Build it nice and don't distract don get distracted by your death.
00:44:32
Speaker
Don't get distract it get distracted by the possibility that you could slam your face into the ground and God knows how fast you're going to be going. I don't know how fast you're... i don't i don't I'm not going to do this i'm not gonna do like the math or anything, but I imagine you're going to be going pretty fast in you when you slam into the ground face first.
00:44:53
Speaker
Oh, yeah. fucking accumulative speed oh god well if you survive you're fucking blessed oh shit if you survive you're a man bro shit yeah So that's the old tradition of Sweet 16. Yeah, I hope that they're okay with me being a man with piss and shit running down my back in my stomach. I'm going to shit myself. I'm gonna simultaneously piss and shit myself as I'm hurtling at the ground.
00:45:39
Speaker
Shit. If if anybody doesn't, there's got to be something fucking wrong with you. shit.
00:45:46
Speaker
wow yeah
00:45:51
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What fucking trip.
00:45:55
Speaker
See? Nah. That's where I'll stick to some the symbolic tattoos.
Nostalgia & Wild Stories
00:46:01
Speaker
Fucking A. Hey, Tommy. I got this rope here. I need you to jump off your parents' roof to determine if you're a man or not. You'll be fine.
00:46:13
Speaker
You must be short enough. but Give me about a quarter of the keg first, and that might fucking happen. Shit.
00:46:24
Speaker
And that'd be just for funsies. It's just for funsies. That's one of those hold my beer moments. What's this, motherfuckers? I don't feel shit, and neither is the ground gonna.
00:46:39
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and Not until the next morning. Yeah.
00:46:43
Speaker
uh i've had a lot of nights like that man i've had a lot of nights like that wake up in the middle of a cornfield or i should say the next afternoon wake up in the middle of a cornfield yeah i feel that one start walking and find my truck in the woods what in the actual fuck oh shit you want to talk about ceremonious mine was in a legit church itself almost fell down the fucking bell tower
00:47:16
Speaker
You know what, Johnny? I'm kind of intrigued. I've got to hear this story. Oh, dude. ah So I'm just chilling out in my fucking room one night. You know, fuck all. Just find a shit to do, hoping I don't get into trouble. Sister comes up. She's like, you know what? Get your shit. We're going on some errands.
00:47:32
Speaker
And I know from the past, okay, it's going to be something fun. So we're driving out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, and we see this fucking church. That's already fucking... What the fuck is the church doing out here in the middle of fucking the woods?
00:47:46
Speaker
Uh, okay. So we go in there. She's like, look, just just be cool, alright? That's my second. I'm like, what? Just be cool. ah Just be cool, bro um like yeah Fucking walk in.
00:48:02
Speaker
He's sitting at the back of this fucking place and welcomes us in. So we don't go around the fucking entrance to the place. That's my third. I'm like, okay, why are we going around to the back of the fucking building?
00:48:13
Speaker
So, We're walking up the fucking bell tower. And walking up it was easy enough. good I got blitzed out of my fucking mind. This dude had this whole blacklight set up up there that was just psychedelic as shit.
00:48:28
Speaker
Between ripping bongs that were bigger, taller than me myself. taking shot but after shot. It comes time to, you know, go on home.
00:48:39
Speaker
And I'm like, alright, I got this shit. I stand up easy enough. I fucking tumble forward and my foot falls through the fucking wood of the staircase and reflex catches me, but not quick enough. I'm tumbling down the fucking floor after floor of the fucking bell tower.
00:48:59
Speaker
Oh my God. Yeah. yeah ah that'll That'll learn you. Probably what I think that a Buick looks like afterwards. I felt like that. Oh my god.
00:49:18
Speaker
Sitting there, I'm like, i is that my shin bone I feel or my fucking ass? What's what's going on here? my god. Fucking get down that easy enough. she's My sister's sitting there. She's like,
00:49:34
Speaker
yeah Okay, that's it. yeah Get your shit. you You're going to go over here. We're just going to put you in here. in there. Do what the fuck you need to do.
00:49:49
Speaker
Oh my god. That wasn't even the end of it though. Because we got home. All my mother had to do was take one look at both of us. Take one look at me. My eyes are redder than the devil's fucking dick. And I'm swaying all over the place. She's like you.
00:50:01
Speaker
Go the fuck to bed now. You. That was my sister. She's like, you. I want to talk to you.
00:50:10
Speaker
but Oh, fuck. Comes up afterwards. that good I'm still fucked up afterwards. She comes up and she's like, it looks like you had fun.
00:50:23
Speaker
I'm looking all over the place, fucking groggy-eyed. Yeah, it was fucking great. I'm going to bed.
00:50:30
Speaker
So how did I fall down the stairs? Did you fuck anything up seriously or just like bump some bruises and sore the next day? All right. Let's see here. Sprained an ankle, dislocated my fucking thigh.
00:50:44
Speaker
ah We damn well believe that was the start of where my s scoliosis began after that. Yeah. yeah yeah At least you had a good night, Johnny.
00:50:57
Speaker
At least you had a good night, brother. It was fucking magical. All this. it oh fuck. Before we even got home, there was the fucking the dinner we had while I was just fucked up with a fucking pastor's family sitting there trying not to geek my fucking ass off.
00:51:18
Speaker
Oh, man. And we attended prayer meeting with these people, too. Oh, well, I'm high as a fucking kite. Hell yeah. Oh, my God.
00:51:29
Speaker
No, that never happened. Jesus Christ. No, Tarantula, that never happened. But I didn't have a buddy that that happened to. yeah Never passed out. No.
00:51:41
Speaker
No. ah No, no, no, no. no Modo! What is going on, brother? soundson Good to see you. You know, our cops are absolutely beaded for his or hers pleasure, whatever you're into.
00:51:58
Speaker
I'm not here to judge. Better than the devil's dick, Johnny Ball.
00:52:05
Speaker
Oh, man. To this day, the trippiest endeavor I'd ever went on. Dude. This is the most... Yeah, man. It's just Johnny and I, man. We're just we're just up here conversating.
00:52:16
Speaker
It's that open door chat. And I knew Johnny was going to be here with me tonight. I knew Johnny wouldn't leave me hanging. um I try to make it up here every time. Dude, the night of my 21st birthday party.
00:52:30
Speaker
or i should let me Let me rephrase that. The weekend of my 21st birthday. Is that right? Shit. and I was so fucking i think out of my mind that entire weekend.
00:52:43
Speaker
ah we were having a party ah at my at my place. And one of the girl, one of one of the girls that was there. She's childhood friend. You her and I grew up together.
00:52:55
Speaker
but her fucking Her fucking boyfriend showed up mad as hell. I don't know why, but he was just mad as hell, right? and like we We had like this big, long yard, and then there was the road.
00:53:06
Speaker
and He like pulled up at the end of at the end of my yard, and they were arguing back and forth. and Dude had the fucking audacity to smack her. You could hear it. like You could hear, like, bad audible sound.
00:53:21
Speaker
Dude, I didn't even think twice. I just started charging down the through the yard. We had a couple of holes in our yeah in our yard. i hit the I hit one of the holes and snapped my ankle in half, and I was still somehow running.
00:53:35
Speaker
I hit this dude. but Lord only knows how how fast I was running. or how you know But I hit this dude. I smeared him like a tackle into the side of his truck.
00:53:46
Speaker
you You talked about the dented Buick. Like, we caved in the side of his truck. When we hit the truck, I wound up dislocating and popping my shoulder out of place.
00:54:00
Speaker
Like, I didn't know until the next morning. so but it um have adrenaline for for The story that i got was ah yeah when i tried to call out of when i tried to get out of bed and wound up crawlling like this weird, like, like, you know, ah what is that sort cerebral palsy where people are kind of all like crippled up, you know what mean?
00:54:23
Speaker
That's kind how I felt because I, I literally had to like crawl into the living room of my apartment. yeah That you were feeling something. Yeah. yeah My buddies were like, so-and-so smacked her.
00:54:35
Speaker
You took off running. We've seen your, we've seen and heard your ankle break. Didn't stop you. You hit him. We heard your shoulder pop out of place.
00:54:46
Speaker
It's a miracle of adrenaline, baby. Holy shit. So, Neal, they said the only thing you said before you got up and started running was the legit phrase, hold my beer, I'm going to kill someone.
00:54:59
Speaker
Oh, fuck. So, it took our our apartment, like, our apartment was up, we had, was upstairs. It took five of my buddies to carry me down the stairs, throw me in the bed of a truck, and the they the fire station was right around the corner.
00:55:16
Speaker
And they drove me over there in the bed of the truck. And the entire fire department, because it's in a small town where I'm from, they're like, what the hell happened to Glick? They said, come look at him. My arm is like all like completely fucked up out of place.
00:55:32
Speaker
My ankle is hanging there, flopping around. fly But you're never going to forget this 21st birthday, are you, Glick? And I was like, ah I don't remember what happened last night at this point.
00:55:48
Speaker
All you know is that something happened. man, yeah. was wild. yeah it was wild Then we came back after I was at the hospital and got my got my shoulder and everything all reset and got everything taken care with my shoulder and got my got my got my ankle fixed up and whatnot. We came back because that happened Saturday and it was Sunday. we still had partying to do.
00:56:11
Speaker
So we got fucking... yeah about and you um It was a minor inconvenience. Yeah, it was. It was just ah just a slight minor inconvenience.
00:56:24
Speaker
but Oh, wow.
00:56:28
Speaker
a good time ah fuck yeah It's one of those stories that you'll never forget. ah I'd say fucking not.
00:56:41
Speaker
Adrenaline a hell of a drug, especially when it wears it off.
00:56:46
Speaker
what Dude, you are not fucking wrong. until i mean I cannot tell you how many times I've been riding an adrenaline high. a And then it goes away and I felt like I got hit by a truck.
00:57:02
Speaker
See, I don't i don't blame in that. hasn't happened to me very often, but when it has, it's usually been in peculiar cases and it doesn't end up well.
00:57:14
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o
00:57:20
Speaker
yeah I had a very good time. Very good time on my 21st birthday. Oh, shit.
00:57:34
Speaker
four to five miles in. What the hell are you talking about, Moe Dog? It's hell of a 21st. Holy shit.
00:57:43
Speaker
that was only the That was the worst thing that happened in my 21st birthday party. Quote unquote worst. Shit. Dude, my 21st birthday weekend was just just just one crazy story after another. fuck.
00:58:04
Speaker
Fuck, I don't need a fucking lockdown after that. Fuck, get me a cat and somewhere to sleep. Shit. yeah Fuck, yeah.
00:58:18
Speaker
Good shit.
00:58:21
Speaker
Oh, yeah, dude. And I grew up in the country, too. So, like, the bonfires, the parties, like, that there's so many hold my beer moments and that that have happened. Either I did or my friends did. oh see you
00:58:38
Speaker
i How do I say? at First in my life, never i was more so the youngest in my family. so you know Mom, of course, was and after all the brain shit, was, no, I'm going to keep you inside. no My one way to brush out of a house was, let's just say getting wrapped up in some business not many people want to get involved in.
00:59:00
Speaker
and god Your mom tried to teach like Bubble Boy. Yeah. I was like, you know what? Fine then. I'm going to do some of those worst work imaginable.
00:59:12
Speaker
Fucking you won't be able to bring me home or even know where I'm fucking at. Good luck.
00:59:17
Speaker
hey Needless to say, I'm glad for it. I'm past that portion of my life pretty fast.
00:59:25
Speaker
Oh, God. Yeah, you, you, you, you. Well, being the baby, my most times, nine times out of ten, You get away with anything and everything, but with all your medical problems, they're like, mom wanted to put you into the into the bubble. Dude, my baby sister, man.
00:59:44
Speaker
and no fucking She could do no fucking wrong, bro. No fucking, even to this day, she could still, chicken she could rob 10 banks and and and fucking have 37 bodies in her basement. And and and my parents would be like, she didn't do that.
01:00:04
Speaker
Somebody else did it. Well, shit. Even after, let's say, I was wheeling for a little bit, she was like, fine, I'll accept this, but just come home okay.
01:00:15
Speaker
Okay, that's good enough. ah That's good enough. Shit.
01:00:23
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Oh, fuck.
01:00:26
Speaker
Yeah.
01:00:35
Speaker
Oh, yeah, man. Yeah. it's real and maybe it they did and And then I was the only boy. oh my God. You would have thought I was the fucking.
01:00:47
Speaker
yeah you you You would have thought I was the spawn of Satan the way I got treated. ah Like I was a fucking giant piece of shit. and I was the best one out of them. Yeah, I said it. Any of you or that may or may not hear this.
01:01:00
Speaker
I said it. I was the best one out of you sons of bitches. same Same here. Only boy out of four sisters.
01:01:10
Speaker
Fucking... I'll forever remember the fucking Italian dressing prank that yeah they played on me. Fucking was home one night. And they thought it'd be a good idea somewhere pin me the fuck down off three of them. And then a four of them, a fucking waterboarded a gallon of Italian vinaigrette down me.
01:01:30
Speaker
Yeah. Murder you with Italian dressing, bro. That's not cool. Yeah. Fucking... Oh, that one never leaves.
01:01:43
Speaker
They tried to fucking murder you with Italian dressing. That would have been a fantastic story of how Johnny Bones died. but ah I'll tell you what, it's definitely the reason I got acid reflux should today. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Johnny Boggs has a permanent fear of Italian dressing.
Life Lessons & Personal Growth
01:02:02
Speaker
I can't have spicy foods anymore. What is that? Italian vinegar, right? Oh, fuck. Four close to evil sisters.
01:02:15
Speaker
Johnny has Italian dressing, PTSD. i was You were the worst of your three. Oh, my God. Yeah. ah i mean my sisters My sisters weren't. I mean, my older sister, she was amazing. She's she's still my favorite.
01:02:27
Speaker
My older sister, God, I wish we hung. I wish we spent as much time together and we're as close as we used to be. But each one of my sisters, like, we're different. my once My one sister was a was a filthy whore.
01:02:44
Speaker
And the other one was just a baby. And she was sheltered because... Understandable. Because she was the baby, so she was a little bit sheltered, and then as soon as she got away from her parents, she wowed out a little bit.
01:02:59
Speaker
ah and then then my then And then my sister that is now my broster, well, yeah. yeah heat yeah Yeah. Understandable. Shit.
01:03:11
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Shit. ah shit
01:03:17
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. They got a tarantula over here trying to stab her sister and cousins.
01:03:24
Speaker
and I mean, my slutty sister picked fight with me one time, and I threw her through a wall. And then we lied to our parents and said that her stupid cat got in the house, and I was trying to chase it, and I tripped, and I fell into the wall. Because...
01:03:42
Speaker
Because we we didn't, you know, but again, even though my sisters drove me crazy, I still looked out for them and protected them. So i was like, God, I don't want Jackie to get in trouble because...
01:03:53
Speaker
I tossed her through a fucking wall because she started a fight with me. So we'll just blame it on the damn cat. and ah And our parents will be like, understandable. You know, and were like they got a little bit upset with me, but they weren't like they weren't like mad. they Not as mad as they would have been if they would have learned that she picked the fight with me in and I tossed her through a wall.
01:04:12
Speaker
yeah ah I don't think they knew about that until like, Six or seven years ago. I don't think they knew the truth about what actually happened that day.
01:04:27
Speaker
Fuck. The same sister I mentioned fucking pepper sprayed me for funsies.
01:04:33
Speaker
On multiple occasions. You don't pepper spray somebody for funsies. Yep. Just knock it off you little fucker. i Just being antagonistic as shit. Just right in the face.
01:04:45
Speaker
Point fucking blank.
01:04:49
Speaker
Oh, God. I mean, George, you got fucking pepper spray. You know, Johnny, if you were to murder your sisters, even now, i think it would be justifiable.
01:05:04
Speaker
Oh, it conditioned me to a degree, we'll say it.
01:05:10
Speaker
Holy fuck. Yeah, i was going to say, that seems justifiable. Holy shit. That mixed with ah the bullshit my brother tried to get into the doctor named Meen, too, we'll say.
01:05:25
Speaker
ah Needless to say, he's kind of excommunicated from the family.
01:05:32
Speaker
All right. Oh, yeah. We ain't just brushing by that. I'm sorry. we gotta I got to hear some more about that. ah All I can say is at one point or time, there there was a whole different course on my future. i I wouldn't have been doing none of this YouTube shit.
01:05:48
Speaker
I would have been out living the motorcycle life with some very ah peculiar people. Oh, like MC Club? Yeah. Yeah.
01:06:02
Speaker
So, i ah I kind of dodged a bullet, maybe?
01:06:08
Speaker
Possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly. i mean, if if your brother's excommunicado from the family... better is if you If you John Wick's your brother he was just like No I'll come get you it'll be fine stay out here for a while Okay So that's how that's gonna go Yes Oh god Yeah after I can see how I can see how you gave them all Stockholm syndrome Oh shit After all that I'd
01:06:45
Speaker
dad Looking at it now, i'm I'm thankful that I'm sitting here doing tattoo work. but the Shit, man.
01:06:55
Speaker
Oh, of course, I never forget the craziest mentality, but hey, that's neither here nor there. who Shit.
01:07:09
Speaker
Oh, shit.
01:07:16
Speaker
Good times.
01:07:27
Speaker
I'm sure that's exactly what Johnny Bong's sisters say, too. I regret nothing. there They're all stronger because of me. Johnny Bong's is stronger because we waterboarded him with Italian dressing and pepper spray. Oh, geez.
01:07:45
Speaker
ah yeah So and So so the actual story of the of the church were you actually thrown down the stairs by your sister No Really that was that was as fucked up as it was I was fucked up stumbling down a fucking flight of stairs and couple flights of stairs, actually, as tall as that fucking tower is.
01:08:09
Speaker
i missed my footing, cracked through the fucking stairwell there. It was about a millisecond flash before I thought my ass was going to go tumbling floors down. Dude,
01:08:23
Speaker
dude that's just... Although her mentality even still looked up at and he was like, hey, the fuck are you doing? Get down here.
01:08:33
Speaker
but I thought just jumped with no crass through the fucking ceiling.
01:08:39
Speaker
Oh, fuck. and It was a dull moment. Never a dull fucking moment. Oh, shit, man.
01:08:52
Speaker
Jesus Christ, Johnny Bones. Ladies and gentlemen, this is why Johnny Bones doesn't talk much. Yeah. A little bit of it. Oh, shit.
01:09:02
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um ah ah yeah
01:09:08
Speaker
That's awesome. but That's a challenge. She said she was testing it out. and It's like as men, as boys, we are taught at a very young age you never piss into the wind.
01:09:29
Speaker
And that is why. You should know better. Yeah. Than to be the Spraying pepper spray into the wind. So I'm going to say... You had it coming to you at the end of the day.
01:09:47
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Oh. I'll admit on my end, I was being a little fucker.
01:09:54
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Well, I mean... I mean...
01:09:58
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shit
01:10:05
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Still can't believe the aftermath, though. Mom's just sitting there speechless. but what but what what where peppers Where did that come from?
01:10:17
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Oh, shit.
01:10:22
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Where did that come from? Looking back, though, later to find out, back when I was helping her out with some shit, only later to find out that she had quite the reputation throughout her whole fucking county.
01:10:35
Speaker
Oh, yeah. wait Hold on a second. Your mom had a reputation? Nah, my sister. Oh, okay. like she lucy She was a little friendly with the boys type of reputation? or well Reputation against the police.
01:10:51
Speaker
Oh, shit. Criminal activity. Oh, shit. My sister had a reputation for being a whore. Your sister had a reputation for being a psychopath.
01:11:03
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Oh, shit. Fucking... Fucking name it.
01:11:13
Speaker
Oh, shit. haven't heard of the quieter traits of that. You know, this has got me thinking. I kind of want to do a show with Brittany and Johnny Bong and just be like, tell us stories about your life. there's many.
01:11:32
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oh there's many
01:11:36
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but it was you know Of course there was no way. I see how you are. The thing is, even with the memory stuff going on, of course I knew I got the memory stuff going on. So what did i do? Write a fucking manifesto word for word of the shit that I wanted to remember.
01:11:52
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Yeah. all they get into a pu but That could be a great book someday, Johnny. hello Fuck. but My life according to Johnny Bones.
01:12:04
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Hell, I survived. Yeah, it's Literally. Let's see here. That very book is somewhere around here.
01:12:13
Speaker
Oh, shit, brother. Plank times and never cease. yeah Oh, shit.
01:12:26
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That got me curious.
01:12:32
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I know it's around here somewhere.
01:12:40
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yeah ah We was the boy.
01:12:46
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Needed something to do
01:12:50
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to do.
01:12:54
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You needed something to do. So your sisters tortured you like you were a prisoner in Guantanamo Bay. Oh. oh You know what? And that's not even the fucking end of it as we got older.
01:13:08
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Shit. Moved on to Baltimore along with all the crazy shit was going on
01:13:15
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And all of that carried forth and got even crazier mingled into that community down there. Well, fucking Baltimore. Enough said Baltimore. Sister was like, you know what? You'll learn. Just get the fuck out there. Go make some friends.
01:13:29
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Learn how to use a knife. Oh, fuck.
01:13:35
Speaker
flack You said not to protect yourself. Fucking booking it down the apartment complex. She calls out top floor. What the fuck did you do? Who'd you fucking piss off this time?
01:13:50
Speaker
It's another day. It's Sunday. It's a Sunday. a Fucking forget about it, man. It's Sunday. go make the sauce. What's the matter with you?
01:14:01
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Shit. She had something new Yorker of me while was down there and people didn't like it very much. Didn't like it at all. You what? That's a really good question, Angel. Where the fuck is Brit?
01:14:14
Speaker
That is a very good question. a funnel yeah I don't know. Can I say she's usually regularly around? Angel wants to read the Johnny Bong survival book.
01:14:28
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Oh. Run fast, carry a big stick.
01:14:35
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Run fast, learn to protect yourself. I'm going to grab a beer. yeah Oh, shit. Damn, that's fucking great.
01:14:48
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Yeah, I will say, though, given the brain shit going on when I had to compensate for all that, shit got kind of, yeah you know, fight or flight went to take over.
01:15:00
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shit.
01:15:03
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ah yeah
01:15:08
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oh Nonetheless, good fucking time, so.
01:15:18
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Every single bit of it made me the man I am today. Fuck. Hey, there you go, man. that's that's the That's the thing, man. just Just in general, with life in general, i mean, whether you're a man or a woman, we go through things, man. We go through trials and tribulations, and we get and we are put through some shit, man.
01:15:35
Speaker
But at the end of the day, It makes us who we are. It really does. Literally. Right down to core muscle memory. Shit.
01:15:45
Speaker
Yeah, man. It turns us into the people we are today. i I get asked a lot, man. yeah You said the whole flight or flight fight or flight and don't yeah have a flight. I don't have a flight mechanism.
01:15:56
Speaker
It's all fight. i can you If you put me in a position where it's where it's fight or flight, all I know is fight. yeah That used to be me. is I either used to panic or I'd black out. Needless to say, when I blacked out, it wasn't very good for either party.
01:16:18
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Yeah, right? Ah, shit. Wake up, come to, and sometimes I'd be fucked up. Sometimes I'd be fucked up. Sometimes we'd both be fucked up. Otherwise, i needless to say, I wouldn't know what the fuck happened.
01:16:30
Speaker
Shit. i Why do my fucking fists hurt and why are they laying on the ground? Why am I laying in a fucking crater?
01:16:41
Speaker
Oh, fuck. ah It's Johnny's stream now. I'm nearly probably going to share good tidings.
01:16:53
Speaker
i'll just I'll be the passenger princess. like What the hell? I mean, I'd rather say i thank you for the conversation nonetheless because these memories I ain't got to touch back on in a while.
01:17:09
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yeah Yeah, man.
01:17:13
Speaker
Right, Tarantula? Yeah, man, that's so that's all I know, man. That's all I've ever known. i don't i don't know I don't know anything about flight. I don't know everything about flight. That's justs just my go-to.
01:17:26
Speaker
It is what it is. I might get my ass kicked. Somebody else might get their ass kicked. And I'm not saying I'm the baddest motherfucker on the planet at the end of the day. You know ah know, by no means. I've i've taken, I'm not afraid to admit, i have taken some ass whoopings in my time.
01:17:42
Speaker
Trust me. Trust me. However, I have never lost a one-on-one fight yet. And I say yet because I'm sure now that I've gotten older, I might be a little bit slow. I might and might not be quite as quick as I to be. That's all it means. Come on now.
01:18:02
Speaker
Shit. But I don't fight anymore. I don't fight anymore. nevertheless That's where I was going with that, man. I've had people ask me before, how are you so calm, cool, collected? How are you just so optimistic and peaceful all the time? It's like,
01:18:20
Speaker
I don't know, man. I grew up in a world of chaos and and and and crazy. and Now I've reached a point in my life where it's just like, yeah, man, I've just reached a point in my life where i mean there ain't no if I'm at a bar, there's no reason to punch somebody out just because they accidentally bump into you, man. like That's silly at the end of the day. You say you're sorry and if, hey, my bad, bro.
01:18:43
Speaker
yeah Or my bad. If they get loud and they want to get crazy, hey, how about instead of doing all this, we continue our ah good night and let me go buy you a drink. How's that sound? but and If we got to get crazy, we'll get crazy.
01:18:56
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but you know It's a last resort, eh?
01:19:02
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Yeah.
01:19:05
Speaker
That's generally how I saw it going up.
01:19:09
Speaker
and treall I can't tell you the last time I got it. I guess I kind of got to do a little bit of a scuffle a few years back. Not a fight, just a little bit of a scuffle. no No punches were thrown.
01:19:22
Speaker
It was more of a... It was a more of a... You're jumping at the wrong person and now I gotta hem you up a little bit and restrain you so that you don't get hurt.
01:19:36
Speaker
That was a few years ago. i don't I honestly don't remember the last time I was in a fight. It's been a hot minute.
01:19:43
Speaker
Shit.
01:19:46
Speaker
i know that i gotten into it I know that I've almost gotten into a few fights in the last couple years. But thankfully, I was able to use my use my words and my my calm, cool, collected demeanor and de-escalate situation.
01:20:03
Speaker
Even when other people around me were trying to escalate the situation. It wasn't because I was afraid. It was just because I didn't want my fucking night ruined because some douchebag don't know how to handle his fucking alcohol.
01:20:16
Speaker
I don't blame in that shit. That's unpredictable as can be.
01:20:25
Speaker
Shit. I mean, once again, down in Baltimore when I was down there, they were doing some friendly, know, slap boxing competition. You sit there and you see who can take the hardest wailing on, right?
01:20:37
Speaker
Well, I forgot the word slap boxing and hauled off and socked the dude right in the fucking jaw. Ha, ha, ha, ha. That was not a good decision. Dude got right up, blank-faced at me, and started of walking towards me, and I booked it down the fucking block. Yeah, nah.
01:20:55
Speaker
um I'm running out of that one. ain't facing that shit.
01:21:00
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ah Shit.
01:21:07
Speaker
Fuck, dude. Shit happens.
01:21:13
Speaker
It does happen. It does. Yeah. i am Yeah. what More common than people think. and then Yeah, a scuffle. Someone my size against someone built like a football player got tossed with the cup.
01:21:28
Speaker
Okay, so you didn't get into a fight. You got thrown. shit. Chance. Chance.
01:21:37
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chance
01:21:42
Speaker
that's a scary feeling knowing through myself as well shit
01:21:49
Speaker
the oh fuck so first one up real quick fuck uh but but ah ah
01:22:02
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ah
01:22:06
Speaker
Yeah, no, like I said, you know, I don't know. i've been in In the last couple of years, i've I've been called a bitch. I've been called a pussy because people, because... Yeah,
01:22:22
Speaker
but there's logical ways to think about that later on. We find out.
01:22:27
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and so reason why There's a reason why I'm not going There's a method to my madness at the end of the day. There's a reason why I don't I don't. Yeah,
01:22:42
Speaker
I don't. I
01:22:46
Speaker
ah don't overreact and and and and and engage. You know, I don't engage. with some people sometimes because at the end of the day, they're not worth it.
01:22:57
Speaker
They're really not worth it. And they suffer from baby dick syndrome. They got baby dick energy, man. And that's what it is. Especially when you go out to the bar and stuff like that. You got a lot of dudes that got like baby dick energy.
01:23:08
Speaker
And it's just like, yeah, you're you're you're doing too much for no reason. Right. If you got that much to prove, you shouldn't have anything to prove at all. It's charity show.
01:23:22
Speaker
Then again, who really gives a fuck when somebody's up to the counter, like you said, trying to have a drink anyway? Yeah. I'm here to have a good time. I'm here to hang. I i don't go to... I don't go to the bars very often.
Local Haunts & Social Dynamics
01:23:35
Speaker
i don't I don't like... you know if i If I happen to go somewhere that I go for live music, I'm not there to get drunk or get hammered or anything like that. It's not really my scene. I'm going to have a couple beers and stuff like that while I'm there.
01:23:51
Speaker
but I'm there for the live music at the end of the day. But ah you know you're not going to find me in a club anymore. You're not going to find me in the corner bars and shit like that. you know Those little dive bars.
01:24:07
Speaker
and Don't get me wrong. I love a dive bar. they're They're one of my favorite places. Those hole-the-wall type places. Those are my favorite places to go. It's chill. It's low-key, whatever.
01:24:18
Speaker
But Yeah, man, the bar scene is just not really my thing anymore because you got all these crazy-ass wild-ass Thundercats out there acting all out all sorts of ways, man, and it's just like, I'm too old for this shit.
01:24:31
Speaker
um'm um I'm almost 44 years old. I'm too old for this silly shit. Hey, at this point my life, I'm already bored of it. Fuck.
01:24:44
Speaker
and How old are you, Johnny? How old are you, Johnny? I am 26, sir. Oh, Jesus Christ. You're a fucking baby, baby, bro. Yeah.
01:24:55
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Yeah.
01:25:00
Speaker
See, and yet even still, you'd think somebody would, you know, still have more, you know, I want to go find out what's going on here. Go on here. you know, let's go stir some shit up here.
01:25:12
Speaker
I don't feel like doing that anymore in life. It kind of flooded its way out of my system rather quickly.
01:25:21
Speaker
yeah I mean, sure, every now and then I might go my sister down here to this place we got in the lake called Beachcombers, but that's that's every once in a while type of thing.
01:25:37
Speaker
Yeah.
01:25:40
Speaker
Nah, it's not my thing. but i was talking I was talking today about that. like you know I can go the gas station and And I can buy a case of beer. $25, $26. I can come home.
01:25:57
Speaker
I can drink that beer at the house. If I get hungry, I can eat that beer at the house. Yeah. yeah you know i whatever music Whatever song I want to listen to.
01:26:11
Speaker
ah I'm good. and I don't need to go off somewhere. with shit I already got this. And so cheaper. And it's so much cheaper. and it's so much deeper yeah ain't paying a bottle's price for one drink.
01:26:35
Speaker
Yeah, no, that's like, fuck all that shit, man. I don't need to go out, man. It's expensive. People are stupid. People got no sense in their head. She scared but girls who locked themselves in my room. Okay.
01:26:50
Speaker
okay My daughter was on the phone my ex, and he called the cops after we got kicked out. Jesus Christ. No clubs anymore, but I would never pass up on the local business.
01:27:04
Speaker
Well, yeah, like guys the BFWs, the Legion Halls. Most of the dive bars are... Those are chill spots, man. there's no There's no drama. There's no bullshit, man. That's just a chill...
01:27:20
Speaker
It's just a chill spot. like I can't go to a Legion Hall or BFW or anything like that. But I love, like, like I got a couple, there's a couple of spots here and I don't go, I still don't go.
01:27:31
Speaker
There's one place in particular that I really like. That place has been there for like 80 fucking years, bro. And in my town where I live at, that bar has been there for like 80 fucking years, man.
01:27:43
Speaker
And when you walk in, it's the same decor from 80 goddamn years ago. Yeah. ah If the walls can fucking speak. Yeah, but everybody's super chill in there. You got a little bit older crowd that goes in there, older than me.
01:27:57
Speaker
And you got some young people that go in there, but everybody's super chill. It's super laid back. It's a good time. You know, but yeah, outside of that, I mean, I would love to be able to go to a VFW or a Legion Hall or a Moose Lodge or something like that because, you know.
01:28:14
Speaker
I don't blame it. Shit.
01:28:20
Speaker
I mean, what is it? We had a yeah a legion where we were at in the town there.
01:28:31
Speaker
And sure they had some events growing up, but that it was also some some Freemasonry shit behind the scenes. like All that cryptic shit that you're like, oh, fuck. Okay.
01:28:42
Speaker
Yeah. going to find out my uncle was a part of that shit. Oh, shit. Yeah. johnny is See, Johnny Boggs. I got to do a wild card Wednesday with Johnny Boggs and Brittany. Oh, fuck.
01:28:59
Speaker
Oh, fuck. We just let Johnny Boggs and Brittany share stories. Oh, man. Life's already been a fucking trip, I'll tell you.
01:29:10
Speaker
Holy shit. I've been through some shit, man, but, you know, i like, it's not nearly as entertaining. Like,
01:29:21
Speaker
It's not nearly as entertaining as my sisters treated me like a prisoner at Guantanamo Bay and waterboarded me with fucking Italian dressing. What the fuck? Where did they even get that idea from? ah Your sisters are twisted, bro.
01:29:36
Speaker
They're fucking twisted. Oh, yeah. Nowadays, you know, looking back on shit, still this day, they're like, oh, dude, let it go. was a joke, man. i i've let it go. I just haven't forgotten it
01:29:52
Speaker
Oh, fuck. triha I got acid reflux every day to remind me.
01:29:58
Speaker
Fuck it, You fucked up my entire life, you goopy bitches. I go to drink orange juice and I puke it back up. he Fucking can hell.
01:30:14
Speaker
a fucking trip, man.
01:30:18
Speaker
fuck. Yeah. I don't mean for it to sound like power trip.
01:30:29
Speaker
Oh? That's all right. You know we go late. fucking Put us on while you're at work. You know you can watch us while you're at work.
01:30:38
Speaker
Just put us on your phone. Blaze watches when he's at work. Don't give me that shit. You're still going to be here. But I'm glad you're back to work, girl. I'm glad you're back to work.
01:30:50
Speaker
bill yeah saturday yourre clothes Yeah, that's that's that's way That's way
01:31:05
Speaker
hope That's way For us on this side. Yeah Yeah, we're done about an hour before or the hour before that you can watch this while you put us on your phone put us in your ear holes There's a great thing about YouTube.
01:31:22
Speaker
I listen to YouTube all the time when I'm a little. Hell yeah. Same. Or shows and stuff like that.
01:31:38
Speaker
You really got this type of research you get playing in the background. What do you got playing? Oh. Yeah. there research in the background? Like, ah let's say all the channels that I might have learned to do this type of tattooing from and the designs.
01:31:53
Speaker
Yeah. yeah like to stay brushed up on that shit. Nice. Hell yeah.
01:32:06
Speaker
One such is Bunch and Ren. They're at Irizumi Tattoo Studio that runs out of Sydney.
01:32:30
Speaker
Are you how um
01:32:39
Speaker
are you are you going to try to get a tattoo apprenticeship or any anything like that anytime soon? Yeah, that's what I'm looking to do. an actual shop That's what I'm looking to do, yeah.
01:32:57
Speaker
ah nice Only thing is i i get how hard this might be to do but at the same time for my first let's say place going ain't looking to lowball myself so I'm looking to really get my work down and precise so that I can show pristine results to a prestigious place and be picked up like that
01:33:22
Speaker
but I know I'm going to do that I have to have pristine results so that's what we're working here doing
01:33:30
Speaker
Oh, yeah he yeah. Would you be
01:33:37
Speaker
ah willing to go to a different shot, i like relocate to a different state, go to a different state? yeah you know oh Oh, yeah. Given the conditions, all right. Sure.
01:33:50
Speaker
Fuck yeah.
01:33:55
Speaker
Shit.
01:33:57
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. yeah That's the other part of life that wouldn't really be so different. I've moved all up the cushion back by now.
01:34:10
Speaker
Yeah, you'll be fine. Just ignore them, sons of bitches. What if you got a shop like out in wyoming or something like that and what ah like Wyoming or something like that.
01:34:32
Speaker
I don't know. I don't know. like <unk> just that prettyclock install I'm just throwing shit at the whole the it did at a wall. Oh, hell yeah. Shit.
01:34:42
Speaker
Let's say over a couple of years time, i possibly could Maybe do what this guy one of these guys doing that I'm kind of taking some learnings from. They have multiple places set up.
01:34:53
Speaker
One over in Japan. One in fucking Sydney, like Australia. So they have like multiple different places in two different fucking countries. And possibly even, I think, actually no, up to like four.
01:35:07
Speaker
They have different shops in like four different countries. Maybe even work my way up to something like that.
01:35:14
Speaker
Hell yeah. oh that that would there you go That would be dope as fuck. I didn't even think about that. like How cool would that would be ah if you got like a shop like in Japan or something like that?
01:35:25
Speaker
Hell yeah. Shit. As far as the stuff right here, these people say that that's the root of the basics of learning. is No matter who I've listened to, you they all go back to really looking at the ah architecture and looking at the history. of Japan itself to really get your own birds out of view of it.
01:35:48
Speaker
Oh, hell yeah. So I think it might leave me there eventually. Johnny's going to give me some tattoos once he's ready to start tattooing. we've already i yeah I wanted to tap me up. ah A good, well done piece might take ah ah what am I trying to say here?
01:36:07
Speaker
Perspiration to sit through it for a long fucking time, but...
01:36:13
Speaker
Well, you know what kind of tattoos I'm looking for. I'm going to the the Norse Viking tattoo realm. And once Johnny's ready, man, I'm going to, I got lots of blank space, brother.
01:36:25
Speaker
I got lots of blank space. Oh, I got to send you. We're friends on Instagram. I got to send you something that maybe, maybe, maybe I'll let you do my back piece. I think that would be awesome. There's a piece that I want on my back and it's going to take up damn near my entire back.
01:36:42
Speaker
Hell yeah. Oh, shit. I brought it down to some dabbling in American traditional and then Japanese traditional. So, shit, I can pick that up as well.
01:36:54
Speaker
I fucking love you, Untrackable. oh but yeah I'll tell you what. Johnny, I know you're not going anywhere. Let's take a real quick break.
01:37:06
Speaker
I got to go, so as as Blaze says, I got to go make my glider bladder. Maybe grab another drinky drink when we come back. I'm gonna drop this link again You know what let's do a little ah what do we want do what do i got down here
01:37:27
Speaker
yeah Let's go back into the archive a little bit let's do a little oh You know what I love me some Steve Perry and this cat is amazing and I can play his music without getting in trouble um we're going to play a little ah Oh Sherry, it's a cover.
01:37:46
Speaker
good but this is What is this kid's name? Oh God, I feel like such an asshole because I love this kid. Anyways, it'll pop up on the ah on the video I believe. So we'll be right back here in just a few minutes. I'm going to make my bladder glider ladies and gentlemen. If you've got to make your bladder glider, go make it a glider now.
01:38:03
Speaker
Grab you a drink. And Johnny Bongs and I will be right back and maybe we'll get it on trackable up here as I am tattooed on his heart. Yeah.
01:38:33
Speaker
You should've been gone Knowing how I made you feel And I should've been gone After all your words of steel Ooh, I must've been a dreamer Must've been a dreamer, no And I must've been someone else
01:39:45
Speaker
That you'll never find nowhere
01:40:36
Speaker
This could have been cold!
Grooming & Personal Identity
01:41:58
Speaker
Hail my friends, thank you very much for watching. Sorry, I just...
01:42:05
Speaker
Hold on a second. I just want to hear that opening that open line one more time. That's Dan Bass, by the way. Obviously, he's not American. Check him out. Kid's amazing. I want to hear that opening line one more time. I love that fucking song.............
01:42:39
Speaker
should have been gone Knowing how That right there, dude. There's not many people that can cover a Steve Perry song or a Journey song and nail it quite like Steve Perry does.
01:42:58
Speaker
That kid can. Fucking love it. but Fucking love it.
01:43:05
Speaker
and oh checkable get your ass up here sudden didn't i already knew where your heart was big boy next big one's gonna be there he is there's a lotus but i can't get typical meteor now i gotta to get my arms done first what in the hell is going on with your face
01:43:34
Speaker
What is you sexy son of a bitch? Put your hands on the roof of my car and don't make a move. Don't look it back at me. Don't look back at me. Sorry, sir. You are in so much trouble right now.
01:43:52
Speaker
um I'm going to call your mother, but first you're going in handcuffs and I'm going to put you in a body bag so we can scare the fuck out of her.
01:44:07
Speaker
I got goddamn Johnny Law up here, man. What's going on? i gotta get
01:44:15
Speaker
What's up with the stash, man? but I'm digging it. is It has been so hot all summer, and um I don't think I've cut anything since February, so I took the head off.
01:44:32
Speaker
I took the face off. But, you know, you got to have ah you got to have a little bit of signature. so I was like, you know what? this this This feels like a mustache summer. So it this is what I... I mustache you a question, Untrackable.
01:44:54
Speaker
I dig it, man. ah It is what it is. like I was on a... table um you know we they were talking about like you know oh you guys don't give any money you guys don't give any money and i was like hey five dollars a stroke and the beard and they and they did it but you know what they left me hanging uh my my daughter is in um while i go to work and my my wife sometimes she works out of town so
01:45:31
Speaker
um i had to take my daughter because you know everything that went down it it changed from hey let's get this dude's hair off his face for you know even a dollar for like a nick or whatever like that yeah they left me i had a stripe straight up the middle, and they took the side off. but they They took more off of one side than the other.
01:46:02
Speaker
and it you know i woke up the next morning, and I was like, oh, what the fuck did I do last night? Just so somebody could get some shackles, you know what I'm saying? was like, nobody said the lip.
01:46:16
Speaker
so you know i was like you know nobody said the lift And so all said and done, I was like, you know what? I'm going to draw my own lines because, you know, nobody's paying anymore. And now I just got to clean myself and be presentable because I still got to go to work until vacation. Like it's going to be, it's going to be a mustache summer vacation. as That's what it's going to be.
01:46:44
Speaker
Hell yeah. It's, it's mustache summer. mustache summer, man. I, I, I,
01:46:52
Speaker
I love your bravery. you know i can i can i can rock a pretty i can rock a pretty nice stache myself. However, you know I've gotten mixed reviews when I had a mustache and just a mustache. I've been told that I have a mustache that'll make Burt Reynolds cry.
01:47:11
Speaker
And then I've also been told that I look like a a ah wish version, a poor man's version of Chris Farley. but She's not good, which is not a nice compliment.
01:47:24
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thank Yeah, I got to say, i don't like it. But, you know, um um I don't think I've ever liked anyway. that That's why I don't look in the mirror. I don't like anything that I see.
01:47:42
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However, ah other people, you know, I feel like i I know you know this term. This is what I see when I look at myself sometimes.
01:47:56
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A butter face. like I have put so much in to the rest of everything. and it's like I still have my natural teeth. People don't like that. I got like a bit chick lit action.
01:48:12
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Yeah, little chick lit action. There you go but But those are my real teeth. and you know you know i got I got the male pattern baldness going on, so like I can't do a mohawk or I can't do crazy shit like that.
01:48:27
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and um I'm okay with it. no But you know if if you just look at me like this but from everything down,
01:48:39
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that's been my bread and butter. So it's like, face you're you're not looking at my face anyway. So how about you just take this? i yeah yeah, no, Scott, what's going on with you man? but love, oh but Scott, Scott,
01:49:10
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Who wants a mustache ride? I do, I do. Love you, Scott. It'll all grow back, man. Look, I was blessed.
01:49:20
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I was blessed with a good head of hair. You guys all know. You guys all know. I got this these amazing fucking locks right here.
01:49:27
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Got this glorious beard that you can't see because I got rushed, and um ah but I apologize. i picked the wrong I picked the wrong tank top or the wrong sleeveless shirt tonight. I was rushed. So you guys can't see the glorious beard tonight, but it's there.
01:49:41
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It's there. my ah My girlfriend was making fun of me earlier because I was doing the pre-show ah ah pre-show grooming while we were on the phone. And i was like, I got to edge everything up.
01:49:56
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And she was picking on me a little bit. But yeah, you know. And then the rest. It's just like, it's a shit show.
01:50:09
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but No, from from what I'm seeing, you look rock and roll. And I think I look like the guy that's going to pull over your tour bus. And you got to bribe
01:50:22
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You look like the guy who's going to pull over my tour bus. And we're going to be like, come hang out with us, bro. And you're like, fuck it. I ain't got nothing else to do. but And we're going to get you fucking hammered. And you're going to act all crazy.
01:50:35
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Hey, don't judge my mustache. Just because I look like a cop and I am a cop doesn't mean I don't like to party.
01:50:46
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Don't invite me. You're definitely all going to jail.
01:50:53
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It's on you. It's on you. Ain't no party like a nonsensical party, as long as Untrackable is there.
01:51:03
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Hey, I've hurt people's feelings for less. but
01:51:10
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Track looking fire, says Scotto.
01:51:14
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Don't forget that link is in the chat for anybody who's feeling extra saucy tonight and wants to fucking pop
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01:51:19
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up and hang out. You guys are all welcome. do You know you're welcome. It's gotnna be one of those nights. I can already feel it. i'm um I'm feeling... We're not even two hours into a show, and I'm feeling a little bit tipsy tonight.
01:51:33
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A little bit. You need a big cigar, man. That's what you need. You need like a big cigar hanging out of your mouth.
01:51:42
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I do appreciate cigars. However... ah Murdoch from the eighteenth The leader of the A-team.
01:51:55
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Yeah, you just get a cigar. lay it out your I love it when a plan comes together. See, I have a problem with cigars. as i I tend to clench my teeth when I'm not talking.
01:52:08
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And I think I would wind up eating a cigar. I've definitely smoked some. And I definitely enjoyed them. However, like if I'm not talking, I'm like, oh...
01:52:20
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I'd probably eat a cigar.
01:52:24
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Don't eat a cigar, bro. just Get a bag of chewing tobacco. Just put some chaw in your mouth. Like a mail pouch. Have you ever done that? You ever had chewing tobacco? not i'm not talking I'm not talking little snuff that you put in your lip. I'm talking chewing tobacco. Chaw.
01:52:43
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You look like a billy goat. and You're like, ah I put something in my lip one time and i it it was just like... um
01:52:58
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oh fuck. I put something in my lip one time. It was a dick, untrackable. Just say Look at that mustache. You had more than one dick in your lip.
01:53:09
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what What's that baseball movie with the kids?
01:53:14
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Angels in the Outfield? Oh, no, no, no, the Sandlot. The Sandlot. the sand lot It was just like that. I vombed my guts up after about 30 seconds of having that shit in my mouth. are Like chewing tobacco or dip?
01:53:33
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I don't know. I put it in there. it was like in my my lip right here. And this was back in the day, so wouldn't and it was none of the shit back
01:53:47
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Yeah. So I don't know if it was chewing tobacco. I don't know what it was. I put it in my lip and have no boo. ah I could quit, you know.
01:53:59
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It becomes comparable to the worst bombs I've ever had.
01:54:06
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I used to dip back in the day because we couldn't smoke in school, so I used to dip and I used to dip school, school. <unk>
01:54:17
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Red man, child.
01:54:23
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Gotta last six hours. Oh, I'm gonna last six hours. I got this. I gotta last more than six hours. I got this. I'm an all-nighter. I'm an all-nighter. Track looking fire.
01:54:35
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Oh, I'm always a... Scotto's a salty bitch. Yeah, Scotto's my dude. Paul's
01:54:47
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Is the movie Red Man Chaw? No. Red Man's that shit, though. Red Man's that shit. Mail Pouch, Red Man, that shit. Days over, guys. Says every...
01:55:02
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I ain't every guy. I'm built different.
01:55:06
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you know
01:55:13
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Johnny, what you working on tonight? Your for Shit, I'm getting the piece done. What the hell?
01:55:25
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so You said what? Koi. Koi fish? Yes, sir. It looks like fucking Japanese animation porn.
01:55:37
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Oh, sometimes. Sometimes. sorry
01:55:43
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Depends on the day of the week. ah yeah Hey, uh, did you go to school for art? I actually started to, I put some of my ah stuff to my diploma towards it, but then I just, well, I, uh, got taken out of school.
01:56:01
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Shit. No, no, got you because, um, Hey, trust me. I've, I've, I've failed that almost every school after high school. I've, I've failed that at every school I ever went to.
01:56:12
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Um, But while was a freshman at East Carolina University, oh a girl I was into, her her roommate was an art major.
01:56:27
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And i got to witness, ah and a my brother's a bit of an artist, but this this natural ability. Because when they would be like, hey, you don't get to paint or draw or do any of this stuff until you break it down to the basics.
01:56:47
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And so but before you can draw like a hand holding an apple, like you had to learn human anatomy. And so they would draw the bones before they put the muscles on them, before they put the skin on it.
01:57:03
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And hey, ah I'm very respectful of art. But it's not necessarily something you can teach. So you you do have that eye.
01:57:15
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And I'm very appreciative of your skill. Because, hey, school or no school, you have shown some very amazing things.
01:57:27
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Thank you. It's taken me a little bit to get to where I am today, shit. Definitely. Well, it takes a lifetime, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah. Ultimately, it's just one of the steps in the journey to getting there.
01:57:42
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Not hell, yeah. I actually have a piece, like what you were saying in one of my rough draft books, and it's this 3D perception where it's the this one hand drawing a sketch that's drawing another sketch that's drawing another sketch.
01:57:59
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Yeah. That's... Hey, a um... if you not Not to be competitive, but like ah something my brother did while he was in ah was in high school. oh the
01:58:16
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He drew... um you know those um ah round ah like glass Christmas ornaments?
01:58:28
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There's nothing to them. ah than two um He drew his own reflection being held by a hand. in And, you know, it can be judged by anybody, but it it was it us it's a pretty sweet fucking thing.
01:58:49
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Oh, hell yeah. It's one of those things where I'm guessing he really had to work with perception in order to get that to where it was. Yeah. Hell yeah. Because it's not just hand holding the ornament.
01:59:02
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so he had He had to draw the the stretched reflection of his own face and what he felt like he looked at and Bro, I respect that fullest.
01:59:17
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Hell yeah. Hell yeah. It's something. It really is. It's kind of taking that picture of the mind's eye and warping it as far as you can. Yeah.
01:59:29
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Let me see here. I can find that one book. I'll tell about what I'm talking about. Hey, if I get a minute, maybe after this cigarette and a beer, if I can walk upstairs and and find, because I do have some of his stuff,
01:59:46
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oh it it's probably far from his best, the stuff that I have. but um But I'll show it to you. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I don't blame it.
01:59:59
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Shit, there's a lot of my stuff in here. I'd probably say that in general. But there was also another thing.
02:00:10
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You know, he had a class project, and this is high school now. yeah And he drew like a a black background. And this is painting now.
02:00:22
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Oh, shit. And it was the... um ah a black background with a a naked woman in chain bondage just being suspended from all.
02:00:36
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And they told him, you can't do that. Shit just got weird. So he he mummified, he corrected it over what he had already done. He mummified this woman.
02:00:56
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okay And he turned it in. he He got an A. But that means but underneath the layers of paint, there was still a naked woman underneath that those layers of paint.
02:01:11
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Shit. Damn. If that painting survives a thousand years and somebody finds it and they you know do their laser scanning of it, it's not just going to be a mummy.
02:01:27
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It's going to be a mummified naked woman. Hell yeah. Shit. Hey, that's truly some depth to the work. Literally. Literally. Hell yeah. ah my My brother's I believe he's an amazing artist, but he never right um did it for work.
02:01:51
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It was like every time it became work, he He always failed. and And now he's a truck driver. and he And he's probably doing the best he could ever be doing. So I love that dude.
02:02:07
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I can barely draw a straight fucking line. Yeah, it's still starting somewhere.
02:02:16
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shit which yeah it's still starting somewhere
02:02:24
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yeah i can't work out for me it worked out perfectly then book is somewhere i had a dinner can in my 12 pack of beer and uh when i went to open it it didn't open it
02:02:46
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anywho you nerds done talking about fucking art jesus christ e
02:02:54
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a You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. And no one likes you. No one likes you.
02:03:08
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hey Sorry, I don't ever get to play that anymore. i don't ever get to play that anymore, so I had to play it tonight. Yeah, but are you... What? That's...
02:03:19
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what that's Are you forklift certified? Actually, I am. I am, actually. And i' and I've got a card with my stupid face on it that says I'm forklift certified.
02:03:34
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Bitch!
02:03:38
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yeah
02:03:42
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and i never got nothing like that now i love the mustache but i cannot stop looking at it bro i cannot stop looking at it yeah like johnny bong johnny bongs has a great mustache and you know he's doing like the whole like that's like his thing is his mustache yeah i cannot stop looking at your mustache love it dude hey
02:04:11
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Rocks it well. Shit. He does. He just looks like he looks like... He really does look like Johnny. He looks like the son of a bitch would pull me you knew are me and you over on a Saturday night and bust our balls for no reason.
02:04:25
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Hell yeah. Shit. Because he's mad. Because he's not as cool as us, Johnny. He's mad. ah keep your hands out of your pockets.
02:04:34
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Fuck. That reminds me of fucking stupid. You want put your hands in my pockets, you nasty little...
02:04:42
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That reminds me of Super Troopers. Shit.
02:04:50
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Oh, shit. I do have to say a solid thank you um to something you guys did around the time that I first come around to this channel. And that is I have watched Terrifier 1 and 2 when you guys were doing your movie reviews.
02:05:10
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Oh, yeah, Blaze was doing that on on on his ah Nonsense and Chill. Yeah. Yeah. i um It takes me some time to watch some movies like that because I watch them late at night and I tend to fall asleep.
02:05:25
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um And I still have some touching up to do. However, the the premise and stuff, but it also led me to another movie, The Jester.
02:05:41
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Oh, that's a great movie. Yeah. And, you know, you take production value for what it is, but if if you understand what you're watching and you're cool with it, it's like, hey, um ter there's a big difference between Terrifier 1 and 2 based off of the fact that Terrifier 1 is in a single location who ah and it it goes down.
02:06:12
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And, you know, it's not about production quality. um it it takes It sticks to the slasherness. they He cut that chick from ah from her rooter to her tutor right in front of her friend but before he unloaded a clip into her face.
02:06:30
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and but But number two was multiple locations. And um they upped their production value. And...
02:06:41
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yeah I gotta say, yeah i love it. I loved it. And I'm so thankful that you guys introduced me to that because I'm not really into that. I don't go seeking slashers.
02:06:56
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However, um you know, something something struck me and I had the time. So, you know, thank you for that.
02:07:08
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come No, man. The terrifying movies are So I got to address Tarantula real quick just because you're not talented. I know she's fucking with me. I know she's fucking with me.
02:07:21
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I am very talented, Tarantula. I created this entire network. I created this show right here. My talents are just not in the art world. Well, I am artistic. I am an entertainer.
02:07:32
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So my talents lie there because I am a talented podcast host. I'm one of the greatest podcast hosts on the planet. And you know that.
02:07:44
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And I know that because you guys are all here. Why? Because I saw you got ranked on. the Yeah, brother. ah Top podcast in Ohio. number Number five last week. Number seven this week.
02:08:01
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ah yeah Yeah, man, we're doing our thing. I love it. I love it. I'm excited. I have to say I'm so thankful for leaving Ohio. but um you know i hate it everybody hates it here nobody in ohio likes it here at the end of the day we all fucking hate here you know i i was thinking you i i like comedy and uh i was thinking about like sports and it's like hey if you know
02:08:37
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if you get drafted to the Miami dolphins, it's like, not only are you in Miami, but your colors are like vibrant and you know, everybody loves Miami.
02:08:49
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And so when you're, when when you're at home in Miami, it's like you get Miami, but you also get these vibrant colors and shit like that. Um, but, but I feel sorry for certain teams because you think about like the Milwaukee bucks.
02:09:05
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It's like, People wait all year round to wait till it's cold so they can sit in a tree stand and shoot a deal.
02:09:17
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Welcome to Ohio. Well, but then't but then you have the king of them all, the Cleveland Browns. yeah i will push you i will will I will hit you so hard your mustache will fall off.
02:09:31
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but You better shut your fucking whore mouth right now, Untrackable. You're a Carolina Panthers fan. You're not in any better situation. Hey, it's not about winning or losing. It's about the city and the name of the team.
02:09:48
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And you guys chose Orange and call yourself Brown. Like, how much retarded can you get? yeah Orange.
02:10:00
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I'm just saying. Plus, but live a if you live in Cleveland, you already have a problem.
02:10:13
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No, no, no, a no, Tarantula. You cannot, you cannot be a Raiders and a 49ers fan. That goes against every rule of NFL fandom. You can't like both teams. Them sons of bitches hate each other.
02:10:32
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them sons of bitches hate each other you're not wrong you're not wrong untrackable the cleveland browns but you know what don't fucking shit on the city of cleveland because shitty is the shitty the city of cleveland the city of cleveland is actually really fucking cool that's a cool fucking city to go to and it's a cool fucking city to visit man there's a lot going on there got the rock and roll all the same man You can go to SeaWorld and you can go to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but you can do that in the state.
02:11:07
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And next thing you know, you have Lake Erie, which, oh yeah. like that like here you like lake arearie is that Lake Erie is very beautiful.
02:11:20
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not any and Not in Cleveland.
02:11:26
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If you go anywhere outside of Cleveland to the Lake Erie coastline, it's fucking beautiful. It's gorgeous. ah But, yeah, it's not so great in Cleveland. a that's what they call that's what they call That's what they call the Cleveland Browns, the mistake on the lake.
02:11:44
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And I'm a Browns fan. And and and and if you know I love my Browns, untrackable, just like you love your Panthers. but yes so but i But much like you, I'll be the first one that will fucking absolutely decimate the Cleveland. And they know I got my experience in Ohio was in Dayton.
02:12:07
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Yeah. ah Yeah, not even know any nowhere anywhere. You were closer to the bungholes, which we've been trying to give to Kentucky for the last 70 goddamn years.
02:12:19
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but But then you have states that don't have teams. So it's like um if if you're in Virginia, ah are you ah a Redskins fan or are are you a Panthers fan?
02:12:34
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You know, ah but you got to it when it comes to proximity that that does hold does hold some weight with me. So it's like, ah you know, because they got this bandwagon thing.
02:12:49
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Well, it's like, well, if if you live on the East Coast, um unless you were born and raised and lived your entire life and just found a job on the East Coast, yeah please don't call yourself a 49ers fan just because they won some games.
02:13:04
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ah you know
02:13:07
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and And my dad got us there.
02:13:11
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I got to see. Hold on a second. dad fucked me up because he raised me to be a Redskins fan.
02:13:23
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Oh, your dad's an asshole. Because he was a west he was a West Virginia man. I see you. band Hold on one second. I see you. he he he He was a West Virginia man, and so he was a Redskins fan.
02:13:39
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But when he retired and moved to New Hampshire, he abandoned the Redskins and became a Patriots fan right in the middle of their hype. And I'm like, oh, he's a piece of shit.
02:13:54
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Why would you make me question who I believe in based off of proximity? Because, I i mean, I personally have been around the world, and I never abandoned the Panthers, no matter how bad they suck.
02:14:05
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And you know what I'm talking about. He was a bad one. Yes, the fuck I do. am a 43, I'm almost 44 years old. I am a lifelong Cleveland Browns fan. And there ain't no better fan base in the entire NFL than the Cleveland Browns.
02:14:21
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We're them dogs. We're them dogs, baby. with them dogs but hold on a second hold on second trana she said yes the fuck i can because one was afl and was one of the nfl fans and you know what but yeah but they hate each other the raiders and niners hate each other man the fans hate each other i like your reasoning though let me get caught up on these let me get caught up on these born and raised california now since nevada took the raiders on 49ers hey man what's wrong with the 49ers um oh Fuck the Rams for taking over Cali. Let's go. Hey, let's go, Rams.
02:14:56
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really can know coga but When I first found hockey, um ah yeah ah the Colorado Avalanche were a brand new team.
02:15:10
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They were a brand new team. hey And then in their second season, they won the Stanley Cup. So I had to, as a kid, I had to have Avalanche jersey.
02:15:23
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But the very moment that the Carolina Hurricanes showed up on scene,
02:15:33
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I said, fuck you guys. I got local now. I get to go to these games. And so I i apologize. However,
02:15:46
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ah this is where I... This is my home. This place, even if I have to leave here, this is my home. I'm an adult now.
02:15:58
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And i I've recognized that even if I have to leave my home to go do something, ah brit i' gonna bring you I have buried my heart here.
02:16:10
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Hold on, sir. Let me holler at Brittany real quick. I don't really it.
02:16:21
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took the yeah I feel proud that when I get to go to other places to be like, you know, I know you guys do like this around here and my team may be a bunch of bullshit this season, but no, I'm um i'm going to flex.
02:16:43
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um I'm going to wear it.
02:16:48
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Well, yeah, it's part of the whole team pride thing, you know? Actually showing support for your team no matter whether they so so they're sucking that season or they're doing great. Shit. Yeah.
02:17:00
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i mean... These are lessons that some people don't learn because some people want to be like, oh, I'm wearing the winning team stuff. It's like, well, nobody cares who's winning.
02:17:11
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What's in your heart? Where did you come from? Yeah. ah Even when I was in South Carolina, even when i was in south carolina you know i i was I was a Browns fan. I was a Wolverines fan.
02:17:25
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you know now i grew it now and Now, I grew up a Penguins fan. As far as hockey goes, I grew up a Pittsburgh Penguins fan because we didn't have a hockey team in Ohio. um There she is.
02:17:36
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All right, hold on one second. Don't you start with me. I can see you down there. I can already see you there. Don't you start your bullshit with me. Oh, shit. oh dry She got all She got all I was like I even told you to hold on I just even told you to hold on a minute Fuck you dude It's like fucking 20 minutes you fuck Sometimes He's like making me wait for fucking
02:18:09
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and It's my show I do whatever I want It's not your show I'm part of a network too bitch but Are you? Where you been? Everybody's taking a vacation.
02:18:21
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I'm going on hiatus. I'm like, it's just me. like You're allowed to go out and talk bunch of bitches, but we're not allowed to go out and have birthday parties. jerk off. I just jerk off.
02:18:37
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We're texting a female officer the scene, please. Hmm. Hmm. yeah
02:18:48
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Cheers. Good to see you, Brittany. born againing at this point we need a pat outpha meat
02:19:01
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oh yeah on that ah cheers good to see bri
02:19:17
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Okay. All right. or Sorry. it Went from off on the Wi-Fi to off the Wi-Fi. But no, I feel like untrackable where I'm on my phone just doing random ass fucking shit. yes i have my park
02:19:36
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Yeah, know man no, like I said, a track well like I was saying, um i grew up a ah Pittsburgh and Penguins fan because we didn't have a hockey team in Ohio. I'm a flyer fan, cap fan. It was either Pittsburgh, Chicago. Yeah, it was like Chicago, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Boston,
02:19:59
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New Jersey, New York. Those were the teams that everybody in Ohio all rooted for. um and But then when you got – And I became a Penguins fan yeah because i loved I loved Mario Lemieux.
02:20:17
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And then Yamir Yager was there. and and and But we got the Blue Jackets in 2000. And I became a Blue Jackets fan. And I'm still a Blue Jackets fan. But I'm also just as much a Penguins fan because I will...
02:20:31
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I will ride or die with my... The only time that only the time that I'm torn because the penguins in the blue jackets are in the same conference and they play each other a lot. But it's like... I get to see my two favorite teams play each other. You don't have oven chicken.
02:20:47
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I don't have oven chicken? What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, that's for him. Oh. No, in and that does... He makes everybody come.
02:21:05
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And it's like, um you know, I really love the local colors of where I am and and from where where I settle my heart.
02:21:16
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but So who's your team on Trackable? but For proximity, yeah. I love where I am and and and the things that they offer.
02:21:29
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But like wet we don't have a baseball team. so you know But we do have football team. We have a hockey team and stuff like that. However, when it comes to... But what I've learned over the years is, yes, I would love to have every sport Local and available to me so that I can rep where I. look at all little bunchs of all sports where Where I settle my heart.
02:22:05
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But, you know, imagine watching the I'm sure we have all done it, especially our span. um We we all resonate in that fact that we're going to watch the Super Bowl.
02:22:19
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regardless of who's in it. And I don't know if you pick on conference or if you pick on the team that ah ah picked the team that beat your team. I don't know how everybody does it, but the love of sport resonates within all of us.
02:22:40
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ah To me, that that that that that has been my journey. Now, If North Carolina gets a baseball team, I got to drop the Red Sox.
02:22:53
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I have to do it.
02:22:56
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It's just in it's in my soul because I can go to those games. i I'm not driving up to Boston.
02:23:06
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Hey, Johnny Bongs, how you doing?
02:23:10
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Doing all right, Britt. Hell yeah. Killing in for the evening. Oh my god, Untrackable U. I had a freaking child's birthday today.
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02:23:23
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freaking inflatable like yeah inflatable water slide thing. That shit was like... almost shot the fuck out of the end of the pool. It was so fun.
02:23:39
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We have it for the weekend. It's all part the fun. Catapult for couple people. Well, it catapults the, like, the heavier people. The kids were, like like... I got some sweet pictures of their faces being scared as fuck. It's amazing. They're,
02:23:59
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like... I've seen kids get down those freaking water slides where they're, like... They'll look at terror as fucking original every time.
02:24:12
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That's amazing. but me Yeah, we are. so yeah Good shit. It was fun. and just suck i mean It We had ah some rain clouds come over, but it's like we're already wet, so fuck it
02:24:30
Speaker
it. We're on a water slide. We're already wet. What did he say? but but what of these say I am not even on the fucking... I didn't say anything. I just seen his face.
02:24:47
Speaker
Right, because I said we're all wet already. ah so Yeah. I just took the high road.
02:24:58
Speaker
I just kind of set myself up for that one, huh? I just took the high road. Shit. Dude. yeah yeah Don't make it that way. There were a bunch of children around. Now you're just it We've already established you should not be left alone with children, Britt. If anything, the one... yeah Okay, never mind.
02:25:24
Speaker
i was going to say I was the one taking care of the children, but that sounds so fucking wrong and this situation. Yeah.
02:25:34
Speaker
Hey, I'm telling you, i can I can have this mustache for vacation this summer. But as soon as I got to pick my daughter up from second grade, I got to get rid of it.
02:25:47
Speaker
yeah
02:25:51
Speaker
um
02:25:55
Speaker
oh it's most funny This mustache is not allowed within 200 feet of a school. um and Just say you're a cop.
02:26:06
Speaker
No, they would never believe you. What am I saying?
02:26:11
Speaker
Worth a try, Danit. and Just give it a shot. He'll be like, um...
02:26:21
Speaker
so My name is untrackable. I mean...
02:26:30
Speaker
you want to hit this ball real quick? Oh, shit.
02:26:35
Speaker
I swear to God. I can't take you guys anywhere. And I'll see you there. Honestly, i don't know if I want to go anywhere with you. I'm scared to get arrested.
02:26:49
Speaker
like... ah and Oh no, I'll look at him like this. And it'll be like, oh, hey.
02:27:01
Speaker
He's an undercover. so um so he's He's got a mustache and a crazy eye. Hey, yo, that bro's undercover for sure.
02:27:13
Speaker
All he has to be is like, shit.
02:27:22
Speaker
Like that scene off of Super Troopers where they're trying to talk to the dudes that are high as shit. Littering in Littering in. Littering in? Oh, fuck. These schnozberries taste like schnozberries.
02:27:36
Speaker
Oh, shit.
02:27:40
Speaker
Classic. it It still blows my mind at um that that cult classics don't get Oscars. It's like...
02:27:51
Speaker
Movies like that stand the test of time. And they almost never give comedy movies Oscar. However, something like that needs a Lifetime Achievement Award. You know what I'm saying? Hell
02:28:12
Speaker
Shorty cocks in the building. The kids were her and Ty Bauer. Jedi! You already know the drill. What up, you beautiful son of a bitch. Get your ass here. What the hell are you doing, Jedi? Yeah, what Brittany just said. Did drink at the children's party?
02:28:38
Speaker
did i drink at the children's party
02:28:44
Speaker
I'm drinking every children's party I go to. Why? I took a nap, though, but then I woke up and I started drinking again. so Well, no, I'm super stoned.
02:28:57
Speaker
Let's be real. I'm like, three months deep.
02:29:06
Speaker
Yeah, feel that one. Shit. Allegedly.
02:29:12
Speaker
working on this bag Get in here Jedi you little bitch. Yeah get you a little bitch. You little chest-pairing cling wrap looking bitch. You small dick. We're so nice.
02:29:23
Speaker
other it's you clean rap looking as mother fun bit i glad
02:29:38
Speaker
or so nice
02:29:41
Speaker
um sorry, Jedi. I didn't mean the things that I just said. I was i just wanted to feel cool. thank You know I love you. You know you're beautiful. Sweet, beautiful Jedi. Hey, I never thought I wanted a mustache until I heard, like, you can, like, offer rods.
02:30:00
Speaker
You know what I'm saying? Right fucking same. He's like, what's wrong with this bitch?
02:30:13
Speaker
i up all but so and Hey, I'm not even charging, bro. You can merely offer a short and mildly entertaining mustache ride. However...
02:30:25
Speaker
yeah
02:30:30
Speaker
but you can you can you can merely offer us shorten ah mildly entertaining mustache right however yeah
02:30:43
Speaker
I mean, Johnny's got a sweet-ass mustache. I have i have a appreciate that. This thing's taking me a while to get. It's an achievement in my life. I have a glorious saddle.
02:30:54
Speaker
Thank you. have a glorious saddle. Ew. Ew.
02:31:01
Speaker
Ew. I'll shave every week. Johnny's got a mustache.
02:31:13
Speaker
bridge park soish You guys are so doing it. All I did was shave everything around it. You know what I'm saying?
02:31:25
Speaker
I didn't do anything other than the fact that I'm too goddamn lazy to shave my face. This is what it boils down to. And I say that, and then I'm like, by the way, before the show tonight, I was edging my shit up, and I was cleaning my shit up. You were edging? It ultimately just boiled down to the fact that it was...
02:31:45
Speaker
i'm not shaving because because if i if i were to shave my face i my face and keep my face clean i would have to do it two or three times a day
02:31:56
Speaker
shit like i'm not talking about you but i like me some facial hair you're gross though you're gross at work You know, it takes some time, but when you get that length on your face, get compliments. It's like, oh, you're the bearded guy. When you get that length on your face?
02:32:27
Speaker
all i All I know all i know is at the end of the day, my girlfriend loves my beard, and that's all that matters. Wait, stop. Hold up.
02:32:37
Speaker
Pause. Rewind. Bitch, what?
02:32:44
Speaker
Go on. Hell yeah. Look how around your face is right now. Fuck dude. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.
02:32:55
Speaker
Hell of a shit. I found the words. Hey, be careful. You're shit
02:33:04
Speaker
i found um i found ah be careful you you you She has to come through me first. You ever get this long cherry bomb?
02:33:16
Speaker
That's what your face looks like. Yeah, he is so fucking red right now. She's amazing. She's an amazing girl.
02:33:29
Speaker
sorry She's an amazing woman. she's she's You know this is live, right? ah Yeah, it is what it is. That's why you're so red. No, I mean, I'm only red because of that, but I'm also red because I was out in the sun all day, so my face is sunburnt, but I might be adding to it. It went from like 25% to like 85%. One million Her name is Tammy, and she's a hairdresser, so she makes you look better than you make yourself look.
02:34:02
Speaker
Tell her to do something with your beard. What's wrong with my beard? She loves my beard.
02:34:10
Speaker
I don't know. just talking shit. I know, because you guys you guys are all so goddamn convinced that I dyed my beard.
02:34:18
Speaker
Oh, because you do. I think you're very convinced that you have a girlfriend. Well, maybe she
02:34:28
Speaker
can... You right? Two hours, right? Two hours, right?
02:34:39
Speaker
took feet ah I'm sorry to your girlfriend for that one. I apologize. I'm joking. I'm sorry to Tammy.
02:34:54
Speaker
um so i' borrowing a da so
02:35:02
Speaker
ah I'm literally like I'm crying that was good it took me a second but I was like
02:35:22
Speaker
i took i took my hat off should i so please put your head back on
02:35:33
Speaker
I'm just kidding. Oh, that's perfect. I know. I've been kind of keeping it low-key for a minute. Okay, so that idea that I sent you, was it yesterday or the day before? That's why I poo-pooed it. Okay. You kind of just told me, bro.
02:35:46
Speaker
but okay so that idea that i sent you was a yesterday or the day before that's what they then that's why i had to poohooo on it
02:35:59
Speaker
told me bro ah is It me well oh that is what it is. It's cool. Yeah, fuck it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's freaking out right now. She's watching. Shut Why?
02:36:14
Speaker
Because you're going to blush some more? No. Yeah. No. I love it. no yeah know
02:36:27
Speaker
ah love it Well, that was quick. no yeah You know, um ah ah I bore you guys with all the details. I'll give you more details outside of the show, Brooke, but yeah yeah like I said, it's it's she's the one.
02:36:48
Speaker
I'll just say that. Fucking love that for you. I give you shit all the time and I hate you, but I also love you. I'm happy for you. Well, I hate you too. but ah worst you worst little sister you you're You're the best worst little sister I've ever had. Damn right.
02:37:15
Speaker
You can kill Brin. I'm gonna fight a track of a plant in that comment. Dude, seriously? That was... That was... Don't bring it up again, Jedi. I don't want to die again. Fuckin' a track of plant. I got so struck by lightning vibes with the white stripes.
02:37:38
Speaker
Oh, Saki has like incest vibes. Can I see Brittany's nails? the Scott at home. Yeah, they are. Gay!
02:37:50
Speaker
Gay! My nails are all fucked up.
02:37:56
Speaker
They're a champagne-y color, though. But I work in a warehouse so they get all fucked up. You laugh or smile about something and you don't realize you still have that dumb smile. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, can't. Angel, you are not wrong. Ugh.
02:38:09
Speaker
and angel you are not wrong don ah
02:38:16
Speaker
See, I'm on my phone, so I can't see all the comments on YouTube and everything right now. I'm i'm trying to put them on.
02:38:24
Speaker
yeah I gotta to find something else. with dan i i I was trying to stay low-key about it and I was trying to stay quiet about it, but now it's just at that point where it's just like... You can't help but explode your nerves.
02:38:36
Speaker
That felt so hard saying that. don't do a fuck who knows or who knows who feels ways about it. It is what it is. Yeah, I got a boo thing now too.
02:38:46
Speaker
who feels ways about it you know it is what it is you yeah i got me a blue thing now too
02:38:58
Speaker
Silence. Crickets. Nobody gives a fuck about Remy's booth. I was going to say, oh, yeah. They're like, oh, shit. no Why are we here anymore?
02:39:11
Speaker
but new and so so I'm going to ask this question, and it's an easy answer. New or reprised? New. Oh, nice. All right.
02:39:24
Speaker
All right, Britt and I were staying low-key with our relationship status. It's best to keep it that way. Tranchel's got a new boo thing, too. like Everybody's finding love, man. Everybody's finding fucking love.
02:39:40
Speaker
i love it I am. I love love, man. Love, man. Love is what is finding new love.
02:39:52
Speaker
and this all just like to be a stoner ah sir
02:39:57
Speaker
ja much find everybody's very willing yes yeah I didn't bring my weed out, man.
02:40:08
Speaker
so how do you notp You're outside and you didn't bring your weed with you. Well, I just smoked a blunt literally before I came on here. I'm disappointed. Much like every other day, I'm disappointed. I smoked a blunt and then a blunt before hopped on here.
02:40:25
Speaker
Yeah, we were like 45 minutes into the show and I was already feeling a little tipsy tonight. and I'm just like, your boy's getting fucked up tonight. No, I don't give fuck. Well, me too. I had to deal with fucking children all day.
02:40:41
Speaker
went to the beach today. Many my kids went to the beach today. Cash's birthday was yesterday. but Nice. yeah so It was my boo-sang's daughter's birthday today. And then his best friend just had a kid today. so nice So you got step-mommy vibes.
02:40:59
Speaker
Yeah, step-mommy vibes.
02:41:04
Speaker
It wasn't my first time. I hate love. I like a good fuck and bro be on your way. Because I want to relax. Jesus Christ, Tarantula. Tarantula's a good No, no, no. Straight up, I feel you, angels.
02:41:19
Speaker
I feel you. But you don't have to how tell them to be on their way. can just put on your earbuds and watch your show. was I was in that...
02:41:32
Speaker
I was in that mindset. I ain't going to lie until I found until found my girl. Okay, you're still you're still in you're still in the honeymoon phase.
02:41:44
Speaker
Yeah, know there's I don't think we'll ever not be in the honeymoon phase. yeah Yeah, okay, that's what they all say. And that's what I said about Homeboy today. But no, you still need your own time. me, have our own time.
02:41:59
Speaker
judgment we have our own
02:42:03
Speaker
For now. yeah For now. but vote For now. No, no. I was the same way. Wait, where where does she live? Well, you don't have to tell me where. In a place?
02:42:18
Speaker
I'll fill you in more details. I'll fill you in. I don't want to put all the details out there. Just know your voice. worries. Just know your voice head over heels in love.
02:42:28
Speaker
little bit smitten. little bit... No, you just said head over heels in love a little bit smitten. You know the levels, differences on that? yeah i jared oh Yeah, I'm things. I'm feeling things and I'm feeling ways I've never felt before in my life. So this is the real deal. This is the real deal.
02:42:52
Speaker
This is the end all be all. There are no more chapters in the book of Glick. No, no. not true. no now we're now now is You're starting a new ah new series.
02:43:08
Speaker
Yes. This is a new book in the series. Yes. yes The chapters of the last series is over and now it's time to start a new one.
02:43:24
Speaker
Or it's already started. Book one is done, and book two has started. Yes. And I'm here for it.
02:43:35
Speaker
But I'm excited for you and your new booth, eh? Hopefully... It's totally not... nine it' just you just... It's not like a person that you would ever expect me to be with.
02:43:52
Speaker
Is he a gym bro and like super healthy and shit like that? No, I would definitely, that's where I draw the line. I'm sorry I'm mad at the buff gym dudes. I do not do that.
02:44:07
Speaker
He's either a gym bro or he's like a super country ass dude. No, country I don't know.
02:44:18
Speaker
you know i'm hillbilly as fuck right i grew up on a farm
02:44:24
Speaker
after that yeah i know your family's hillbilly as well i know you know i am yeah we well yeah i am a wild card i'm i'm a wild card for sure uh because i am like metal country ghetto yeah
02:44:49
Speaker
Hey, ah i here but I'm hearing about all this love, and I just want y'all to know that I found the one for me almost 12 years ago.
02:45:00
Speaker
And... a know ah Yeah, and and she's she's over a six foot tall. She makes over six figures, and she has an over six inch dick.
02:45:15
Speaker
And so I'm locked in. Damn. you You're living the life, bruv. Fuck yeah. I got i just gotta put up with some shit every once in a while.
02:45:33
Speaker
Quirks or perks? Quirks or perks. Look at my mustache. Spaghetti face.
02:45:46
Speaker
Oh, I'm a spaghetti yeah now. I got the fucking monkey.
02:45:59
Speaker
Yeah, I've had some monkeys all day. I feel like... Never mind. I probably shouldn't say it. You know what? Never mind. I'm going to have mad shits in the morning.
Social Media & Personal Resilience
02:46:11
Speaker
yeah
02:46:15
Speaker
let say I had like three burgers, hot dog, stuff so again like two sausage egg and whatever biscuit things. People don't believe me because I'm so skinny, whatever, but I eat a fucking shit ton. They're like, go eat a burger. I'm like, bitch, I just already ate four.
02:46:38
Speaker
good.
02:46:41
Speaker
and yeah
02:46:44
Speaker
I can't tell you the way it was born. Guinea chicks that just blow their ass out every morning. I have to watch what I eat, especially at work.
02:46:56
Speaker
Like, um the weekends, that's when I destroy my body. I'm just like, asshole, get ready.
02:47:05
Speaker
Metabolism's so high, self-diverse intolerance break. I know what cooks up my stomach and it's usually the stuff that I love the most. So I save it for the weekend when I don't work because I can't always like leave the line at the factory to go to the bathroom to shit.
02:47:26
Speaker
So I save that food for the weekend. When my wife makes a roll and and I go to town and it's like, not very happy.
02:47:40
Speaker
because there's like no, there's no meat. But then when I actually have a solid shit, like I take a picture of it and i or and I'm like, thank you so much because frozen pizza really cheers me up.
02:47:57
Speaker
So I went to go take a piss. I went to go take a piss. I took my earbud out. i had to send I was sending a message as well. Right before I took my earbud out, i heard Untrackable say, I'm not mad at you guys for finding love.
02:48:11
Speaker
I love love too. found love 12 years ago. She's six foot tall with a six inch dick. And then I took my earbud out. And then I put my earbud back in and said, you're going to take a shit in the warehouse? And you don't want no line out the door.
02:48:27
Speaker
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Jesus Christ.
02:48:37
Speaker
It's no nonsense, bitch. You know, we have all these fine love in the islands. ah TV shows and shit like this. It's like, hey, what's your shit look like? Because we might be a man. that's Hey, if you can send a picture of your shit to your person and they're okay with it, that's love.
02:49:03
Speaker
I don't know it as as as much as we love each other. I don't know we've reached that stage. i mean but I don't think you're in that chapter there yet. too I don't think we've reached that stage.
02:49:16
Speaker
However, I didn't tell her when she comes home and she moves in. The bathroom's literally right there. And the only time I shut the door is when I take a shit. And and sometimes I might not be taking a shit. Sometimes I might be just in in there listening, watching watching YouTube for 45 minutes. I need I literally farted on my boo thing.
02:49:38
Speaker
i literally farted on my boo thing in public in front of people at the gas station that he's friends with. i can't I know. i yeah My bed is my bed. My space is my space. I can't wait to share my bed. It's really cool. My bed is bed.
02:49:51
Speaker
it's really cool because you You do have to admit that there are stages to these things. It's like, you know, yeah for sure go the things and then you have these and then go bodily functions, right?
02:50:07
Speaker
But when somebody calls you and says, hey, I ran out of gas. I'm two miles from the house. You're sitting there drinking a beer because you're expecting... them to show up, it's like, hey, you got the number for roadside assistance.
02:50:22
Speaker
right Stop fucking playing games with me, you stupid bitch. It's like, what? i'm I'm supposed to get up and come bring you gas because you passed the gas station?
02:50:38
Speaker
What are two miles from the house? What are you just walking? What?
02:50:48
Speaker
Oh, but it's freezing. It's fucking hot as shit, man. You passed the gas station. You passed the gas station. If I come out there and this... I would not even be saying this if it didn't actually happen.
02:51:07
Speaker
Come out there, right? out. And I bring the lawnmower tank of gas.
02:51:15
Speaker
so it's it's It's like and five gallons a gas. I put the gas in the car while she was sitting there with the thing running on just battery the entire time.
02:51:30
Speaker
you i had ah I had a 92 Honda ah Accord that I had to drive through the mud to jump her car. Now, granted, the roadside assistance was going to be like, they were pushing like eight hours at this point and we're in freezing cold weather so i i did I did all the things and I even had to go back to the gas station and get more gas because it wasn't enough to touch the sensor and it's like if if that is metaphor for a short dick I don't know what to tell you laughter laughter
02:52:09
Speaker
yes I mean, at the end of the for her if you dude if you did all that for her, that's big dick energy right there, man. That's BDE, bro. BDE!
02:52:19
Speaker
BDE! You did all that just for her? that' That's big dick energy. um I will never drive an electric car because...
02:52:31
Speaker
because of that shit right there because you can't run and go get a battery and fix somebody's problem but you can go run and get gas several times and still like love your wife you know what I'm saying I just came up with you can tell that bitch that she was stupid and she jumped past the gas station with no gas in her car and leave her stranded on the side of the road two miles away And still love your life. Love your wife.
02:53:02
Speaker
I have an idea. What's your idea? which We should have like an awards night. An awards tonight?
02:53:14
Speaker
No, not tonight. An awards night. Like everybody gets a different type of award for something. Okay. so You put it all together and you put it all together put all the awards together and we'll do it.
02:53:30
Speaker
All
02:53:33
Speaker
right, cool. If I don't have to... Look, I got jump on my dude, my guy, Derek Wayne Douglas, who was on Glick's House of Music this past Tuesday night. Love you, brother. ah My guy's trying to be as lazy as possible, but also be as successful as possible.
02:53:50
Speaker
And I'm like, that's what I'm doing wrong. I need other people to do all the things that need to happen for me to be successful, but I don't want to do them. So... Great idea. Great idea, Britt.
02:54:01
Speaker
You put it all together. Do all the work for me. Better give me some money for it, bitch. I'd be sending you like all these ideas and you're like, oh yeah, that's a good idea. And then you're like, fuck you, bitch.
02:54:16
Speaker
i know people sent to I sent two different bands that are interested in being umm still I'm still... Look, I had a lot... They keep hitting me up saying that they're interested in being on here.
02:54:33
Speaker
Oh, yeah, if they were really that interested, then maybe they'd be following us on social media and they'd be hitting me up. I told them... They are! are following us! Are they hitting me up on social media?
02:54:47
Speaker
run all of the social media. Do you want them on here or do you not? I haven't even listened to them. Exactly. I figured. oh so Let me take over Glick's house of music. It can be Cox's house of music every other Tuesday. Hold on just a damn minute.
02:55:08
Speaker
The last five months of my life have been a little bit... Shut up, stormy Cox. You slore. What a slore. but wasn't slo Oh, my gosh.
02:55:23
Speaker
My buy new thing. His daughter said that. She's just turned seven today. She said, you swore. was like, oh, my gosh. No, I have. Actually, I have.
02:55:37
Speaker
So the last five months have been a little bit chaotic in my life. Guys, just bear with me. I'm um i'm just now... getting shit back in order and I'm still working on things so I know Angel Tarantula has sent me four musicians Britt has sent me a couple of musicians and and I'm trying to get get into the back into the swing of things and I'm trying to you know life's coming back together he's distracted by the poos wall no it's not even that the one i mean it's it's it's the one
02:56:16
Speaker
ah yeah I got i gotta to tell you some things, Britt. It's the worst. I won't go into detail, but when i tell you when I talk to you outside of the show, you're going to lose your fucking mind.
02:56:29
Speaker
Oh, God. I don't even know if i want to fuck it up. No, no, no. Trust me. You're going to lose your fucking mind. I'm excited. But no, no, no, no. It just has been a lot. A lot's been going on the last few months for me. And like I said, now are. Well, clearly you've been Nobody hates you for it.
02:56:50
Speaker
Now things are finally coming together. And life is life. Life is life, and man. and and and and And, you know, things happen in your life. And yeah you get kicked out. You get knocked down. And, and you know, sometimes it takes you a little untrackable. know you can testify to this.
02:57:09
Speaker
And Johnny Bongs, I know you can testify to this. ah Brittany, well,
02:57:16
Speaker
we can all testify to this. We get knocked down sometimes, but we always get back up. And sometimes when we get knocked down, it takes a little bit longer to get back up again. And that's where I'm at. And also...
02:57:29
Speaker
It took me a little bit longer to get back up than normal But I'm getting back up And I'm um um'm loving life, man Life is good And, you know, I just got to dig myself ah got I got into a little bit of a hole So I'm trying to fill that hole in And then and get out of it Ayo, me too, dude No, I'm just kidding I'm just like, don't want to eat you And I'm being about it You know why, but I right well try to be a little low-key about that shit, too, just for reasons. but Definitely not an adult store.
02:58:09
Speaker
i don't need for shit I don't need pills for shit. I don't need pills for shit. Yeah, I know, man. Sometimes I try to... You know, I don't... You guys know me. If you get into a situation, it doesn't always work right. You get excited about something.
02:58:27
Speaker
and then it just doesn't end up working right and then you're like fuck so it's like it's better to keep shit low keys like everything's like on social media and shit like everybody's sharing their shit all the fucking time with their cute pictures and all that shit fuck all that man like I don't I don't do shit to yourself Brittany Brittany that's no lie Because um even within my own family, like yeah um I'm not going through a hard time, but if if other people in my family are going through a hard time and they see my wife's face Facebook post, they're like, well, why are you so happy? And it's like, well, because I'm not going through your shit. I just don't understand everybody's need to post their fucking life online constantly. Yeah.
02:59:23
Speaker
I was oh, hey, I just bought a Diet Coke. Just had to let you guys know. Yeah, that's me. Everybody who knows me, especially when it comes to this podcasting stuff, I'm an open book.
02:59:40
Speaker
I'm an open book. i don't hide shit. my my You're a what? You're a what? Say it again. out I'm an open book. um Open book. ah um ah but bla but Sorry, the way you said it. ah but but i love insurance Don't make fun of my stutter, Brittany. up.
03:00:05
Speaker
look at shit look at the face he said i'm the baber you really go to bring my tourettes in into this you beat I'm going to you again. That was gross. I'm going to stutter.
03:00:26
Speaker
I really don't have a stutter.
03:00:30
Speaker
Hey, I would love a girl with snutter because it makes the hair so much better. I would a girl with a snutter. I forgot what I was doing. I hate all of you and I hate it here.
03:00:49
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um to hit all of you and hate to hear This is bullshit. This is my show. Johnny Boggs, tell these sons of bitches to treat me with respect.
03:01:03
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Tell us, Johnny. Please. Johnny's going to leave you out of hand. Come on, Johnny. Tell us, Johnny. Tell us what to do, Johnny.
03:01:18
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Johnny's like, fuck you, licking on your own.
03:01:22
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He's like, I gotta lift up my camera real quick. must the sa gaston bomb john jump sorry Johnny's be jealous when he goes to heaven and we all go to hell, but we but we got the barbecue kicking it off. You know what I'm saying? yeah Johnny Bonds is my dude.
03:01:44
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Don't fuck with him.
03:01:49
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but it good but I'm sorry, Johnny Balls. I lashed out in anger. I didn't mean the things that I said about your fantastic mustache. Please forgive me, Johnny.
03:02:03
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Fine. Fine. You forgive him. thank you Thank you, Johnny Bongs. I appreciate it. You know what? I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.
03:02:15
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No, this is Johnny's show. I forgot. I'm the passenger princess tonight. Johnny's in charge Yeah, Johnny's in charge tonight. What do you want to do, Johnny?
03:02:27
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Oh. Oh, I got no show. Fucking move me over here.
03:02:38
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Yeah, if you're a closer. Never mind. Excuse me? I don't think your new boo thing wants to hear that. Shut up.
03:02:50
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It's a good thing he doesn't check out the podcast. You should tell him what you do on Saturday nights, Brittany. He doesn't check it out, so fuck it.
03:03:03
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but Obviously, he's not good for me. Step-mommy status and everything.
03:03:12
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and is and everything it like I think all three you should move down to North Carolina so you should get turned North Carolina is pretty big, dude.
03:03:23
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i think all three of you i think all three of you should move down to north carolina so you should get did move to norris sal where oh du north carolina' is pretty big just You should move down here so we could meet each other and you can all get turned down in person. You know what I'm saying? We don't have to move there to meet each other.
03:03:49
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i almost became a dad. Wait, what? Yeah. I almost became a dad. but lot What you mean?
03:03:59
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almost pregnant is some bitch. Fucking pull out Johnny. um ah what What the fuck is that? pause Nah, he was Johnny Dungs that night. but yeah but I'm sure you've heard that before.
03:04:19
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ah ah have. but but but Yeah, that's obvious. My last name is Cox. I've heard all the Cox jokes. ah Like, I bet your middle name is Loves.
03:04:34
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Nah, because you do. but We all know you do, love a king. Or, Thor! Thor! how How do you all know? Tell me. How do you all know? Don't make me act of evil. You told stories.
03:04:50
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You told stories on a live broadcast. I don't know what you're talking about. Holy shit.
03:05:02
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Boo things like if you come back inside. i Yeah, my my last name is I fucked your mom. I don't get along with too many. Oh, she's got to go. ah Her boo thing. It's time to go. ah Take care. No, he say time Oh, I fucking do.
03:05:30
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I fucking do. Okay, I did not say that loud. Anyways, I gotta talk to you afterwards. Alright, not tonight. I need a bottle. Alright, later. Bye, Britt. See ya. Holy shit.
03:05:50
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oh yeah
03:05:57
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I mean, I hope we didn't go too hard on her. She's used to it. What a slur.
03:06:07
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You're on one tonight there. I'm grilling for us all night. Yes, Trangelo. what happens on What happens on Saturdays? be on saturdays it just It's on the internet.
Geographical Reflections & Life Choices
03:06:22
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so
03:06:25
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Oh, I can't wait to get back to South Carolina. If you're not willing... one night saying Honey, I'm not going to make it home. I'm stuck in Charlotte. She says, you bastard. You better be in North Carolina.
03:06:39
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Well played, Scotto. Well played.
03:06:45
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Oh, shit. I don't know anything about your political view. Democrats, Republicans, I don't give fuck. well um
03:06:55
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I'm going to Charleston, Sarcalana. My son graduates high school. Why? Because it's fucking beautiful down there. And there's oceans and there's beaches and the water is my happy place. And the people there are amazing and the people there are just fantastic. And yeah, man, it's just a great place to live.
03:07:15
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And the taxes are great. but um yeah My was in Sunset Beach. my my mother was in a sunset beach North Carolina.
03:07:27
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And she would drive ah to North Myrtle to get her gas.
03:07:38
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Because it was that much cheaper because it's the tax difference, like you said. So, you know, she she she didn't have, you know,
03:07:54
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If you could drive 10 miles and save 50 cents a gallon, would would you do it?
03:08:04
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how Wait, hold on a second. If have to drive how far to save 50 cents? ah I'm not exactly, you know, this isn't something I've measured out, but would you drive 10 miles to save 50 cents a gallon, knowing that you could get You know, two weeks worth gas.
03:08:26
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Yes. 10 miles 50 cents a gallon. Yes. That's what I'm saying. that That's what it's like in certain places. when you are When you are borderline, hey, um when you're in the middle of a state, ah you know, people get shit cheaper up in Virginia.
03:08:50
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People go up to Virginia for wheat you know ah the smokables, if you will, and and come back down. People go down to South Carolina for gas and come back up.
03:09:04
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ah it But you know if it's not just about the price. It's about the location. So if you're borderline to the north, you can do that.
03:09:17
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If you're borderline to the south, you can do that. um but if your state doesn't, you know, if they tax the shit out of you, which North Carolina has some of the highest gas taxes in the nation,
03:09:32
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um um I'm not saying we have the highest tax ah gas prices, but we have some of the highest taxes on gas. But at the same time, if you have, if you can, like,
03:09:48
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if you, if you participate in certain things, um, how far, how far is the border? Well, I'm not driving like six hours to someplace just to get, you know, something that I'm im probably going to get arrested for on my way back.
03:10:09
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You know what I'm saying? But if I could drive an hour up and an hour down
03:10:16
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and That's basically how I commute to work anyway. So I'm not worried about that shit. But I don't live in that situation. Follow me. Dude, follow me. Yeah, yeah, no, no no yeah like I'm not doing anything illegal.
03:10:32
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But... hold on second. You do... will Hold on a second. I gotta address the tarantula. Fuck Myrtle Beach. Myrtle Beach is too commercialized. It's it's ah it's an... and the oh entirety of Myrtle Beach is a tourist trap at the end of the day.
03:10:54
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it's it's it's and ah and that's And that's the God's honest truth. But Folly Beach, Folly Beach is Charleston. You know that. like I love Folly Beach. and And being a resident of Charleston, South Carolina, of Charleston County, what a lot of people don't know, when you're a resident there, when you live there,
03:11:16
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if you go down to the end of Folly Beach, if you're a resident, there's a special area just for residents with parking, with showers, with bathrooms, with chairs.
03:11:31
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And you don't have to deal with the bullshit because Folly Beach is a tourist trap as well. That's where everybody goes when they come to Charleston. They go to Folly. But Folly is actually a beautiful beach. You go to Folly, you go to Sullivan's, you go to Kiwa, you can go to the All Palms, you can go to what's that other one on Mount Pleasant?
03:11:50
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I'm drawing a blank. There's two beaches on Mount Pleasant.
03:11:54
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So if if you know Charleston, do you know Wilmington, North Carolina? A little bit. I've been to Wilmington a couple of times. Yeah, yeah, little bit, a little bit. That's where I, from about 10 to 20,
03:12:09
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That's where I grew up.
03:12:14
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Nice. so wish Yeah, yeah. a woman we was nice I like Wilmington. we We were not... New Hanover County is... It's a it's not a big place.
03:12:25
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And we we were inland. And... um as as soon as I got that driver's license, bro. I was at the beach before school.
03:12:36
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I was at the beach at soup as schooler as soon as school let out. um i the The ocean saved my life because, like I said, we spent some time before then in Dayton, Ohio.
03:12:52
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and my mother First and foremost, you were in Ohio, which sucks. When you were in eating. Yeah, so when when my mother retired, she was like, Hey, do you guys want to leave live near the beach? So she got a house.
03:13:12
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And the the every moment I got, I was staring out into the East Coast. Oh, yeah. change It changed my life. It changed my life for real.
03:13:23
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And now um um I'm a water baby. I have been from the swimming pool. to the lakes and the oceans. ah ah i I'm so thankful to have spent my growing into adulthood years staring into the ocean because... no i say it all I say it all the time, man.
03:13:48
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Being by the water, that's my happy place, man. that's that's That's my go-to. um ah You know, in in in my darkest days, it don't matter if I'm in Ohio or if I was in South Carolina,
03:14:01
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In my darkest days, my darkest nights, when I was really at the when i was at the bottom of the fucking barrel, bro. Rock bottom. If I was by water, that's where I could find that's where i can find peace of mind. that's where i When I was still down in Charleston, and Tarantula, I got to say, man, I lived in Charleston for 10 years, and I was on folly every day, every single And I don't know, didn't know that there was any bikers around Folly.
03:14:31
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Like, I never seen no bikers ah around Folly. You see some people randomly, either random here and there on motorcycles, but I don't know nothing about that biker life being on Folly, and I was down there every day.
03:14:43
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I took care of every bar, restaurant, shop on Folly Beach. There were no bikers down there. but So that's to me. that's news to me yeah something that Something that always pissed me off was... Myrtle Beach is a whole different story.
03:15:02
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Myrtle Beach does bike weekend. They do black biker weekend. They do bike they they do they constantly they cater to the bikers. but i um i mean I was down there for almost 10 years on a regular basis.
03:15:17
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and If I wasn't at work, that was my go-to. so Something that always pissed me off was when hurricanes would come. And trust me, ah I understand the depths of the destruction that happens.
03:15:34
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However, they would they would close off the bridges. They wouldn't let anybody be out there, and they would tell everybody, hey, you're about to get fucked up.
03:15:48
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You need to leave.
03:15:52
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That was the only place I wanted to be.
03:15:56
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Like, hey, let the storm take me if that's what if that's what's going to be. But I gave zero shits because i wanted i wanted every bit of it.
03:16:10
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So, no, they they wouldn't let us down there. But, you know, I've been toppled and turned in every situation that the ocean game to give me when it wasn't closed.
03:16:23
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ah But when they closed, it was like, you're going to take me away from this. And it's like, well, I guess we'll just go around helping people no because, you know, the trees topple on houses, the trees topple on cars.
03:16:38
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And it was like, well, ain't no trees in the ocean and I'd have been perfectly fine out there. Yeah. but Yeah. yeah
03:16:49
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and if you're go and And if Mother Nature is going to take me, it better be with water. that That's kind of how I felt about things. I still feel that way about things.
03:17:01
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Mm-hmm. Yeah. No, man. it's it's
03:17:10
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Now, and and then as far as the MCs and everything like that go, I know they're down there and and in Charleston. Because I took care of a clubhouse for the HAs. i won't drop their name out there. I don't need to.
03:17:22
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But I took care of a clubhouse down there for them. And it when I left South Carolina, they dropped their contract because they didn't want anybody else there. they Because you've got to have a trust. You've got to have a trust. You've got to have a relationship. and you know I don't give a fuck.
03:17:41
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That's not my lifestyle and I don't fucking care to partake in that lifestyle and and I don't want nothing to do with it, but I had a job to do and I am who I am at the end of the day. but
03:17:53
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yeah i I worked at a Denny's in North Myrtle for one day and you know my sister had told me like, a ah There has been shootouts.
03:18:11
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There has been this. There has been that. There has been the other. It's like, well, the customers really didn't scare me. But what I found out is, you know, Denny's is a 24-hour operation.
03:18:28
Speaker
And they never stop and clean. and And that, to me, up like, like how how was I was an Army cook. And the fact that you never stop and clean.
03:18:44
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And um the biggest thing was that the grills were above freezers. Like, when you need nuggies and stuff like that, they were underneath.
03:19:00
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They were underneath the grills. So the grill trap would leak into... it was... I worked there for one day and I said, yeah, no. ah Because I asked, when do you guys stop and clean? And I was like, what, clean?
03:19:17
Speaker
And it was like, nah, bro. I'm out of here. Oh, fucking planet. Shit. And that for $10 an hour?
03:19:29
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Yeah, you guys you guys you guys can suck all the dicks in the world. I'm out of here.
03:19:37
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yeah And that's not only not valuing your employees, that's not even valuing your work establishment at all.
03:19:48
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Hey, and it it was the the only thing that was cool about it, and it's it's not even cool, was because it was South Carolina. the If you wanted to sit take a smoke break, you just walk around to behind where the grills and the freezers are that everybody's cooking on and there's a table right there there's no door there's no nothing you just walk around and there's a break table and you can you're basically smoking cigarettes in the kitchen and even though I'm cool with smoking cigarettes because I smoke cigarettes and i I want my cigarette break when I get my cigarette break oh fuck yeah
03:20:38
Speaker
I'm not cool with smoking in the kitchen. i don't yeah don't fucking blame it shit ah it. Shit. it was It was total bullshit. it was It was dangerous.
03:20:52
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It was like, hey, um I come from a place where everything's clean and you go outside and take your little break or whatnot and come back inside. ah But no, they they they didn't give a fuck.
03:21:09
Speaker
And then the customers get to do whatever they want. And if they get in a fight and start shooting, bro. Hey, welcome to Myrtle Beach. I don't know what to fucking tell you. and but That was not a place I wanted to be.
03:21:24
Speaker
ah I was a cook in the army for six years and nobody shot at me. I am not about to lose my life in Myrtle fucking beach. You know what i'm saying?
03:21:36
Speaker
Go fuck yourself.
03:21:40
Speaker
Yeah. you're and You're in the military. The one place with fucking guns and shit. you find you Like you just said. You go to the fucking Denny's and these motherfuckers got shit like that popping it out.
03:21:54
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all ah ah ah fuck that fuck that shit
03:22:02
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but she tune but your shirt
03:22:12
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ah ah for but their moustaes ah umm i'm not even as big as glick but i tell you what I would definitely duck under every desk.
03:22:27
Speaker
I ain't fighting nobody, never. Nobody, never. Nobody, never am I fighting. be like, oh, you got a problem? i hope I hope you can run because um'm but I'm fixing to dip.
03:22:44
Speaker
there don Don't worry, Unjackable. ah jack well I got five good fights left in me, and if one of those fights have to be to protect you, I got you, brother.
03:22:56
Speaker
you and Oh, shit. Don't you swing on my guy.
03:23:04
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Gonna utterly yeah unleash the squash.
03:23:09
Speaker
I have a very narrow disposition, so I can't take much. You know what
03:23:20
Speaker
I'm saying? I'm in Arizona. Some towns or cities you can't smoke, so smoke in my car. Wait minute. You can't smoke in an entire fucking town or city?
03:23:33
Speaker
What? like I understand not smoking in buildings. and yeah know It is what it is. i you know I gave up smoking. I quit smoking.
03:23:44
Speaker
and and now i va i do vape. I vape my ass off. um but You can't smoke anywhere in time inside the city or town limits? like That's crazy.
03:23:56
Speaker
I mean, unless you're on your own property, that's got to be a ah alleg legitimate excuse. Yeah, but I'm talking like commercial or stuff like that. Mesa, Arizona is big. I'm not smoking outside. oh wow.
03:24:10
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Okay. Okay. How much is the ticket? Because like in South Carolina, a seatbelt ticket was $10, and I collected them sons of bitches like they were baseball cards.
03:24:22
Speaker
and Because it was ah it was ah it was a quote-unquote priority offense. So they could pull you over for not wearing your seatbelt. There was a cop on a motorcycle in Somerville that ah him and I were on first-name basis because he pulled me over over so many times for not wearing my seatbelt.
03:24:42
Speaker
who but yeah But in Ohio, a seatbelt is a secondary offense, so they can't pull you over for it. But if they pull you over for something else... and you didn't have your seatbelt on, they can tag you for it.
03:24:53
Speaker
And it's like an $180 fine for not wearing your seatbelt in Ohio.
03:25:00
Speaker
I still don't wear my seatbelt, but I also don't do things to where them sons of bitches can pull me over for anything other anything else. So I don't have to worry about getting a seatbelt.
Driving Habits & Regulations
03:25:11
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you know i'm I'm probably the complete opposite.
03:25:14
Speaker
like I wear my seatbelt, and I drive the speed limit, but I don't pay my taxes. So You fucking communist son of a bitch.
03:25:27
Speaker
Yeah, so you you have to have an excuse to pull somebody over, but that that little sticker is so small. but with um With a mustache like that, I expect you to be a communist.
03:25:45
Speaker
With this mustache, I'm going to be like, I am your supervisor. Yeah. I am the law, you son of a bitch.
03:25:56
Speaker
yeah Do you not see this mustache? how but How about this? and but Get back in your car and you go back to the station and you say, i met a mustache today and I could not and would not ever challenge that.
03:26:16
Speaker
um that he said He said, what she said is that, look at me. Look at me. I am your captain now.
03:26:28
Speaker
I am the captain now. and know Look at me. Look at me. Look at my mustache. Look at me. it's kind of like when... ah ah and I go through this quite often, even when I go to the same place, when there's a new employee and I'm, I'm just, I'm just, just buying beer.
03:26:59
Speaker
And, you know, I had the beard and I got gray in my beard and the shit's like six inches long. And the, the new employee is that they look at me and I'm like, do you want to see it?
03:27:15
Speaker
no do Do you want to see it? Because I have no problem showing it to you. But they they look so questionable. Like, it's like, if if I'm, you know, less than 21 and I'm faking it, because it says, if you appear to be less than 40, be prepared to, you know, like, identify.
03:27:42
Speaker
It's like, bro, I have a bald spot. I have gray in my hair. i have a six inch long beard and I look sad as fuck because I feel like the world hates me.
03:27:54
Speaker
That's that's my penis. That's my disposition. And they look at me and they're like, oh Hey, if that's part of your training is getting me to pull out a driver's license that says veteran on it, um I'm cool to do that.
03:28:14
Speaker
I'm down for the laws and rules of and but don't but don't But don't have me come through here every single fucking day. And you see me 20 times and you're still like, uh, it's like, bro, I know you better than I know some of my coworkers because I come and buy beer here every single fucking day.
03:28:41
Speaker
I'm, I'm, I'm fixing to fuck you up, but, but I don't, I don't, I just, I just show them my ID and it is what it is.
03:28:54
Speaker
Who's lying? I'm 6'2".
03:28:58
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um I'm pushing 6'2". I'm like 6'2 and three quarters. I'm 6'2-ish. I like to say 6'1 Yeah, I like to say 6'2-ish.
03:29:10
Speaker
yeah i like to say six twoish Yeah. However, we all know that's a lie and I'm only five foot six. And, you know, that was a, that was a conversation my girlfriend and I had to have last night when I finally told her the truth that I'm only five, six.
03:29:25
Speaker
ah like police She still loves me. You know, when you're looking down on somebody and you know, when you're looking up at somebody.
03:29:38
Speaker
So if, if, if you're six, you know, let's call it six, two. You know when you're looking down on somebody. And you also know, especially at six two when people have said, you're tall, you're tall, you're tall.
03:29:56
Speaker
When somebody looks down on you, yeah hu you you kind of grab your nuts and protect yourself because it's like, oh okay, they do exist.
03:30:09
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No, no, I say six two ish. I'm a, I'm a definite six two, but, um, I don't think I'm that tall. i don't think I'm that big. I don't realize how big I am until there's like a picture taken of me with somebody else. And it's like, Jesus Christ, who is that fucking Sasquatch beside you? And they're like, that's you dumbass.
03:30:30
Speaker
I'm like, Jesus Christ. I'm a big boy. Like, I don't realize how big I am. Yeah. Do you, yeah oh hopefully you guys understand have you ever heard the term why in why like no then no no um' I'm not gonna say it like nobody is me but the the term why in it it's it's a real thing and when I work with young niggas
03:31:07
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ah yeah okay yeah yeah We got three white dudes on the panel and Chagel was just like... hey shit it It's a worst kiss so real thing because the these dudes are adults.
03:31:28
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These dudes are adults. like We were just talked about being 6'2 and whatnot. The majority of the people I work with are...
03:31:40
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ah you know young black males. but But they are barely 5'5". 5'6". I'm damn near a foot taller than them. than them.
03:31:55
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When have question, I answer
03:32:01
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and so you know when when they have a question ah answer it And when they look dumb, I laugh in their face. and stuff like And stuff like that.
03:32:13
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But, you know, I'm not against them because, hey du this is where we work. I'm trying to make things better. And so when when you have an issue, if if I'm there, I'm there to solve the issue.
03:32:31
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I'm not worried about... oh god worried about the color of your skin. I'm not worried about your beliefs in God. um I'm trying to solve this issue.
03:32:43
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ah How about that?
03:32:46
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heard they say, thank you, shit. I'm here, y'all. That's like a amazing call.
03:32:52
Speaker
What's that? Scotto popped up. Scotto has been on the panel. Okay, that's who I thought Scotto was. I drink a lot on Saturday nights. I love Scotto. He's the best. Did you just light your cigarette backwards?
03:33:05
Speaker
I thought I did, but thank God I fucking didn't because that pisses me off like fucking nothing. Let me see them nails. Let me see them nails. They're still paint from last week. I haven't figured out what the fuck I want to do. so Nice.
03:33:19
Speaker
Okay. Actually, I'll take it back. I might do black. I haven't done black in a while. little spooky. Yeah, my nails are still dirty.
03:33:31
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You get a pass. It is.
03:33:36
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Hey, don't give me a pass. I'm i'm about to jeer you on that. don't don't You give nobody a pass. Clean nails are nothing. Clean nails are nothing. but Don't you walk around here with some dirty ass nails.
03:33:50
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you but You better get off, boy.
03:34:04
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Doing good. How about you? ah um I'm living the dream. Having fun on a Saturday night as always. Same.
03:34:15
Speaker
You know what? It's always it's always good to see you, too. Oh, yeah. Good to see you, too. Cheers. Yeah, cheers. Cheers, yeah. I'm thankful for a boy, too.
03:34:31
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Woo! Woo!
03:34:33
Speaker
The Coors Light goes down smooth. Oh, they do. all about that fucking moonshine. Like, I finished... Okay, I finished two jars of this cherry one, and all I've got wrapped are the fucking cherries.
03:34:57
Speaker
And then I've got a pineapple one. That's all I've got left is pineapples. And then thankfully I have a third one that I haven't opened yet.
03:35:08
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Thank you. Thank you, Tarantula. Thank you. Yeah. I've never
03:35:22
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got my last.
03:35:34
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let me let me unmute my mic uh jedi's a bitch ass yep
03:35:41
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let me let me unmute my mic je i a patriot chest yeah
03:35:51
Speaker
e ye Fuck off, lazy Jedi. Why ain't you on the panel? Wore your black hoodie last night. Can't find a new one today. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:36:03
Speaker
Tarantula's good at fucking pointing out Why are you mad? Because I wear sleeveless shirts. It's the summer of sleeveless shirts. Why? Because Blaze hates it. That's the only reason I wear sleeveless shirts is because Blaze hates dudes that wear sleeveless shirts. And I told Blaze, I said, you should have never told me that because the only thing I'm ever going to wear is sleeveless shirts from here on out. Yeah, I don't have any tattoos, but I
03:36:35
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I would just go straight shirtless. I bet you got guns. I bet you got guns for days, bro. I know. I'm not going to go shirtless, man. ah I mean... When I'm standing up, i like when i'm standing it when i'm standing up and i when I hit that right angle, I look pretty good. But when I'm sitting here like this, I look like a big fat slob. And if I do this, then I'm going to have like man titties.
03:36:59
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i think Yeah, and then they kind of push together like this, right? Yeah, and now we got Scotto on here, and Scotto's going to like, God damn, Dick, right? I've been growing my titties.
03:37:12
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no a big ruin my to past two years. i i should honestly get sponsored by a beer company. don't have a farmer's tan. Look at that.
03:37:24
Speaker
That's not a farmer's tan. Oh my God, I didn't give you guys. Nobody bought tickets to the gun show. You don't get to cds
03:37:33
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to see these. um I'm not tan under here, but I don't have a farmer's tan. ah just Just because they're big doesn't mean they're strong. They're strong. I'm country strong, son.
03:37:45
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but but And really the only way you're going to get tan under here is if you're like laying down on the beach like like yeah no angels and shit, you know? Yeah, and who and who lays it who lays down at the beach like this?
03:37:57
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Yeah. I mean, i if if I... if i ah Sorry, Scotto, I mean no offense by this, but but if I'm at the beach and I'm doing this, I'm just like, yes, clean, yes, girl, come on.
03:38:12
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Yeah.
03:38:15
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I was going to say only time I'm doing this at the beaches. Well, if somebody's stuck up a dick, I don't do it, God damn it. Okay, okay. I don't go to those kinds of beaches, but hey, baby girl, if you're still listening, can we go to those beaches? So they have one of those beaches here, but dude, the beach is like fucking 50 degrees, and the cold air comes of ocean, and it's foggy, and I'm like, who the fuck wants to be naked in that weather? Who the fuck wants to naked in that weather?
03:38:44
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another shot hit that link you know you're welcome up in here tattoos are slimming thank you your forearms are red your biscuits shut but but
03:39:04
Speaker
You don't get your underarms suntanned because ah somebody's holding you down and they're giving it to you the right way. that That's the problem.
03:39:17
Speaker
Yes. Another shot podcast. Bring your bitch ass up here at home. Come up in here, brother. Grab you ah grab me a beverage and bring your ass up here.
03:39:30
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I love you, man. I don't have a farmer's saying. if If you're not having a farmer's saying, I don't know what to tell you. Scott, where are you from that you but you got a blowjob beach?
03:39:46
Speaker
Say that again. Where are you from that you got a blowjob beach at? Well, I'm originally from Tennessee, but I've lived in like San Francisco for, what, 27 years now.
03:39:57
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Okay, that explains it. That makes sense. Shot in San Francisco.
03:40:06
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but There's this very picturesque photo of like a scene of like you can go like right to the Golden Gate Bridge. You can see the pierce and everything. and It's like a great like that the best photogenic shot of the bridge.
03:40:19
Speaker
But the problem is you have to walk through the new beach to get there. so it's You kind of have to brave one thing to take a picture of the other. you know but no it kind of works like this.
Beach Culture & Personal Freedoms
03:40:32
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If you mind your own business and kind of, ah you know, do things discreetly, every every beach is a blowjob beach.
03:40:44
Speaker
Until you get sand in the wrong fucking spot, then the whole thing is just game over. Well, that's between you and your partner, not between you and the law, you know what I'm saying? but That's true.
03:40:58
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That's true. Hey, getting away with shit versus getting caught with shit. Hold on second, Bill. I'll send it to you. How do you want me to send it to you? Snapchat or email? trying to get I'm trying to get my buddy Bill up in here from ah another shop podcast.
03:41:21
Speaker
We just reconnected recently. I was with a girl for a little bit, and it was like a Friends with Benefits. And she said, hey, let's see if that works.
03:41:35
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but My friend oh lives in this apartment complex and there's a pool. And, you know, but we went in there after hours and we were skinny dipping.
03:41:46
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And we we were doing all kinds of things. But once we got caught, ah it was like, it we it's not like it discounted anything that we did.
03:41:59
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It was just like, hey, can you like go away ah so that way we can leave with our dignity? Because you know we were both naked and we were both doing things together.
03:42:13
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And it was like, hey, we'll leave. just Just go away. There you go.
03:42:28
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I will never discount the fun.
03:42:32
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saying saying oh my god i got in trouble but but i had a boatload of fun i'll tell you that much who
03:42:55
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yeah but i've I've been to like Folsom Street Fair for like 20 years, so it's it's crazy. There's like seven or eight blocks of people doing this in public, so it's like, okay, whatever. Enough for years.
03:43:07
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Go on. it's It can also be like a bit of a mentality clique.
03:43:23
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but Because... um but Like I said about the military. so
03:43:31
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I would much rather run into somebody fucking in the streets, regardless of, but you know, whichever way you guys are doing it or you guys and girls or it doesn't matter.
03:43:46
Speaker
Guess what? Nobody's killing anybody. Just get your fucking own and I'm going to like be like, okay, that's happening. I'm going to hopefully go and find somebody that it ah may may maybe I'm going to spray some sheets or something. or um no Guess who's back, back, back, back again, again, again.
03:44:11
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so It's Brittany Beach. What up,
03:44:20
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y'all? Hey, we were having a gay old time and then this bitch showed up. Yeah, my balls are bigger than yours. Shut the fuck up.
03:44:31
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
03:44:39
Speaker
and sorry i'm sorry Don't apologize. That was good. Don't you dare apologize.
03:44:51
Speaker
Hey, they probably are, but um would you mind? We'll have to compare them sometime.
03:44:59
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I'll show you sometime.
03:45:04
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Ha! Snorting E. Cox. Oh, my God. Fuck, y'all. Shut up. show oh
03:45:15
Speaker
Oh. Alright, I'm holding back. holding back. That's what, like, usually when I hold back, that's what the snorts get worse. So, never mind. I'm not holding back.
03:45:27
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just gonna let them fly free.
03:45:31
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Hey, never forget that I have a mercy. And you should probably shut up and call your parents because I'm about to pull you over and have my way with you.
03:45:42
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yeah Especially if you're like, 200 feet away from an elementary school. Jesus Christ. I don't know what the fuck I just walked back into, but that was really grapey.
03:45:55
Speaker
Untrackable. Wee-woo, wee-woo. I'm about to grape your ass. And they know you can do about it because I got a badge and I'm low. okay He's like, you got them big old balls.
03:46:09
Speaker
I mean, he Scott is down for it at the end of the day. but he's a He's like, yes, daddy. You don't hear me objection. The truth is yeah yeah like but it's mostly because I'm skinny.
03:46:26
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Me too!
03:46:29
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ah the truth is i like to sit crosslegged but it's mostly because i'm skinny but it it does kind a great so
03:46:41
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Yeah, because otherwise slip out of my chair. and feel bad for you, skinny. You're stupid. I feel like you've said that before. I feel bad for you, skinny bitches.
03:46:57
Speaker
Yeah, I would too. Because now it's like These days, it's all about fat people. Now that everybody's skinny-fimming, they're like, don't eat a burger.
03:47:10
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ate four fucking burgers today. I ate four burgers today. And a hot dog. So fuck all y'all bitches that say the ah skinny bitches don't eat shit.
03:47:22
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hey All I gotta say is Glick's finally in. What's up, big boy? <unk>t like What is happening i on the YouTubes? That's what my girl said. She was like, I like a big boy. Yeah.
03:47:35
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came the you a big boy? You got you big boy? He's a little chunker. you you canno not think this on yeah i said my boo and sure them i not on my medicine got you a bit boy you got you a bit boy hey a a little hunger I actually have a pair of balls.
03:48:05
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ah Of course you do, Tarantula. Oh, now Jedi wants to make an appearance. Where's Jedi? Jedi's not making an appearance. Jedi, bring your ass up. Yeah, I know. He's being a little bitch.
03:48:18
Speaker
Saturday night, right? We show up for him, but he doesn't want to show up for us. Rude. yeah, yeah. Rude. I didn't say Nothing wrong with another wrong you skinny bitches. I'm personally a fan of... ah I'm a big boy, so I'm personally a fan of a big girl.
03:48:40
Speaker
A little quick. Bring that feeling. i mean i'm turning um not um i'm just like I'm not necessarily gentle in the bedroom at the end of the day. so you know That anything.
03:48:59
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um and and I also don't want to hear that. oh
03:49:08
Speaker
I lost a lot of weight. I told you this. You got medical. You got medical.
03:49:14
Speaker
Yes. I'm just saying. I'm a corn-fed country pumpkin from the country, man. I'm sorry. I was about to say.
03:49:26
Speaker
No, no, no. was about to say I got a girl for you, but I forgot you already got yourself a girl. Let's go. I got a girl. Yo, face went red immediately.
03:49:38
Speaker
Immediately, dude. matches the bullshit open five middle finger sign.
03:49:49
Speaker
I love it. This guy, you really coming in here is fucking man star. Who is this? That's Bill. I love you, brother.
03:50:01
Speaker
I love you, brother. I don't even know who the fuck that is. That's my guy, Bill. What's up, bro? You got to talk. You know how podcasting works. Bill from Willow Shop. Listen up, Hooker.
03:50:12
Speaker
I tried to get on in another shot and it wouldn't let me. So you got yours set up that no other podcast can get on your show. No, I don't. No, I don't. Because Jonette comes up here all the time. It wouldn't let dude. I mean, I had to jump through fucking hoops to get on here.
03:50:27
Speaker
no Are you doing the... Is it the old another shot or a new another shot? that this is the newer old Is it I could have went in as another shot, but I thought, you know what? Manstar is a little bit more fun, just to make an impression. I mean, Manstar is fun if you're gay.
03:50:48
Speaker
I'll tell you right now, man. It's been way, way, way too long, brother. Way too long.
03:50:57
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yeah Are you at home or are you still at the bar? I am actually on my way back from... um I got invited to DJ in between the bands for Corey's Cruise in Russellton, Pennsylvania.
03:51:14
Speaker
So they did a um and memorial ride. It's the first annual for Corey Campora Tour. that The gentleman that was shot last year at Trump's rally. ah we okay I live in Pennsylvania. See you later, Trach.
03:51:32
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So do I. Pennsylvania is a big state, though. ah mean as some big state but but we We were other side of the state um i got closer not marily kind of to do like a whole DJ Snow type thing.
03:51:51
Speaker
And in between bands, you know, I kind of kept everybody going. And, dude, it was, I'll tell you what, it was amazing. meeting um Meeting in person, Helen Caporator, dude, I mean, there was a lot of stuff that happened tonight that really kind tugged the strings.
03:52:10
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If you do more stuff in Pennsylvania, hit me up. I'll be more than happy to ah support
03:52:19
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I'll keep it posted. Hell yeah. I love supporting local artists. and she and What's fun about this one, it was the first annual. so i mean Obviously, there was a bunch of you know there were some learning curves and ah there was a bunch of little hiccups and stuff. and That's always going to happen for sure. but i mean I'm telling you, next year's, I keep telling everybody, it's going to grow legs.
03:52:46
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I'd say at one point there was like 300 people there at one point.
03:52:53
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The venue was awesome. There was food. There was booze, beer, you name it. I mean, it was it was good food, good jams. I mean, it hit the trifecta today. It was really awesome.
03:53:07
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Oh, yeah. And, yeah, the security was out the ass. Wow.
03:53:14
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Yeah, have security. Well, the fun part is with, you know, it with with Helen being there, ah the security was heightened.
03:53:29
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a And the but at least um people, there was eight security guards around her, like personal security. So, I mean, it it was really surreal. It was.
03:53:44
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But it was an awesome time. It really was.
03:53:49
Speaker
i'm not going to lie. I worked my magic g lick. You'd have been proud of me. um I was able to talk my way into some free drinks and stuff. Hey, I got a podcast. It's our theme. you know i you're you're You're one of the local distilleries. Can I try some of your drinks?
03:54:04
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It worked.
03:54:09
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He's not listening. He's talking to his lady. Uh-oh.
03:54:16
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Look at his face getting all red. His face is getting super red. He can hear you, though. know. is. shit. What's was just sitting a was listening and i was listening to what bill was saying because in the middle of senate her voice message, I made a comment about what Bill was saying, and I was like, I haven't been called out tonight.
03:54:53
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Who have you fucking called me
03:54:58
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out? yeah I did.
03:55:03
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Look at his face. I swear, he's cheering the everlasting gobstopper. Exactly, yeah. This is for my head. His is wonderful.
03:55:15
Speaker
Oh my gosh. She is the one. She is the one. was sending her message. I was listening to what you're saying. And I'm glad that yeah that's what you got to do, man. You got to go there and you got to try their stuff.
03:55:33
Speaker
um be And don't be shy about your podcast. Did you know how many times random conversation I find a way to fucking slip in the network? Yeah.
03:55:45
Speaker
and and new People do like for real. I just slip it into conversation, but then you've got to try their shit because if they're a local brewery and they make ass product, like you don't want them to be associated with you. It doesn't matter what they can do for you.
03:55:59
Speaker
They can have a million followers, but if they bring if they make an ass product, you want to go on social media and be like, yo, you guys should go check out these guys. It's like the 5-4s up in Newton Falls.
03:56:12
Speaker
I fucking love them. and I fucking love the 5-4s and they make great great vodka and great whiskey ah but so it depends on i got two things on this one one my my producer my good friend kat she put in the lord's work today dude she worked the camera there was interviews she passed out cards liz quit hitting my seat i was actually gonna like throw you out there
03:56:44
Speaker
Um her daughter went around and took some amazing pictures dr pencil um She did a good job The as far as the liquor though This is the first time i've ever drank a vodka That was as smooth as that so it was phenomenal their bourbon was not half bad Uh The other stuff was a bit too... They got some work on that one.
03:57:16
Speaker
But the good news is they're wanting to come on and they want to come on live and bring some samples and stuff and let me do my magic. Yeah. Hold on a second. Tarantula. Bigger, not dick-sized guys like... I gotta... Hold on a auto second. i gotta i gotta I gotta dive into this onion real quick. Bigger, not not dick-sized, guys like bigger girls because the insecurities.
03:57:44
Speaker
And if they're with a skinny girl, they're not gonna know that girl settled. What the fuck? What the fuck? right i'm chinada i'm trying to I'm trying to peel back that onion and I'm trying to figure out what the fuck fuck is going on.
03:58:00
Speaker
Like, what the fuck? Oh, I... mean Look, this goes back to high school. Then you'll be a morning girl. um'm so um i'm reading it I've read it like three different times. I'm still trying to figure out. Yeah, like this because I've always been a fan of Thick Girls at the end of the day.
03:58:21
Speaker
I don't know about nothing about insecurities or you know or anything like that. win the Skitty Girl, They're going to know that girl. So, wait, hold on second.
03:58:33
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So, you say big guys, like bigger girls because of their insecurities, but if a big guy is with a skinny girl, the skinny girl settled, like, this is what I'm trying to figure out. Like, what's going on?
03:58:45
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I don't understand that. Because I've seen, like, skinny dudes with big chicks. Oh, go get your shit fixed. Yeah. and I don't know what's going on.
03:58:57
Speaker
I'm a big dude. I'm a big guy. I'm going to be 100% real with y'all. I'll be 100% real with y'all. You can look back at my past relationships. ah but've I've been with, in my entire life, I've been with two quote-unquote small women at the end of the day.
03:59:22
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um I'm a big dude. i like I like women with meat on their bones. And I'm not saying necessarily fat or unhealthy or anything like that, but fitness, that's what I like.
03:59:38
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I mean, I don't know about insecurities and I don't know about settling or anything like that. I mean, it is what it is trying to andre I'm trying to undress that that comment. Where the fuck is Michael? I don't know where Michael is. Fuck Michael.
03:59:50
Speaker
I'll give you a gi degree for saying undress it. You're always are a reacher and a settler. Who's always a reacher and a settler? What does that mean? Yes, because a skinny guy wants a bigger girl because he knows... I mean, I'm not a skinny guy.
04:00:06
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I'm a big dude. I'm 290, almost 300 pounds. Like, I'm not a big... um ah Bill knows me personally. Bill and I know each other personally.
04:00:17
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Bill, I'm not a little guy by no means am I. i mean He is full-bodied, I promise you. hes He's got the curves. Yeah. cars in this were divers You're lazy half together.
04:00:32
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He's got all those curves and me with no brakes. Anyone in a relationship. I don't know. and i don't know i don't know where I don't know where this is going. I'm i'm so confused.
04:00:45
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I'm so confused. I like what I like. and that's That's all that matters at the end of the day. you know and You know what? I take it back. It's not even about me. It's not even about me at the end of the day.
04:00:57
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It's about the individual. It don't matter if it's me. It don't matter if it's you, Angel. It don't matter if it's Scotto. It don't matter if it's Britt, Bill. We like what we like.
04:01:09
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And I know what I like. And I like Cleo. Why? Because I'm a big boy. I'm a big-ass dude. So, Tarantula, what even asking, dude? I mean, what what where are you going with this? I mean, kind of kind of help connect us the dots here. I'm um honestly... we we we went from talking about concerts and drinks and all this other fun stuff, and the next thing I know, we're talking about big women.
04:01:36
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Every relationship has a reacher and a settler. So, what you're saying is, in every relationship, somebody is outkicking their coverage... And the other person is just
04:01:56
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ah You know, I'm almost at the point where I'm like, baby girl, if you want to drop a comment and... I see that's you what you're saying. umm I'm showing all the comments.
04:02:17
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I know this was earlier in the comments. We're not shown, so... policy Maybe there's this one. i mean if we' If we're a queen, can I be Freddy, please? I've gotten all of them. i've gotten I've gotten all the comments.
04:02:37
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I mean, they're a little delayed, but I've gotten all the comments.
04:02:42
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Oh, shit. I've gotten them all. I don't need mike i don't need a producer. I'm not that guy. I'm sorry. No offense, Bill. I don't need that guy who needs somebody in the background to push fucking buttons for me.
04:02:55
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I can push all the goddamn buttons my damn self. And I don't need somebody who needs attention to fucking drop banners and comments and shit like that to scream for attention. I don't need that bullshit.
04:03:08
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But I hit all the comments. I'm just trying to... I'm just trying to i'm i'm not not being an asshole and I'm not being a dickhead. I'm legitimately trying to trying to trying to figure out. But, you know, you know i got to say, in every relationship, there's a reacher and a settler. And i don't think that's necessarily true.
04:03:24
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Not in every relationship, but a lot of relationships, that is true. Because you look at the couple and you go, Yep.
04:03:34
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So what he's saying is like, you know, there's people out there that just, they're just reaching out whatever they can get. And then they settle for the first one and, you know, like grass gone. Well, Tarantula is a she.
04:03:45
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Tarantula is a female.
04:03:52
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So, yeah. Yeah, I mean, i mean that that does happen sometimes. That does happen sometimes. I don't think it's happening in...
04:04:01
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Michael isn't here to show comments. Oh, hold on a sec. I'm showing the comments.
04:04:08
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I've literally showed every comment. that Michael's a little too full of himself at the end of the day. no I'm showing all the comments.
04:04:24
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don't Don't give me your shit. I've been showing them all night. Johnny Bones, you've been here all night. Have I been have i not or ab i have i or have I not been showing the comments?
04:04:38
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Yeah. Scotto, your nails are beautiful. Have I or have I not been showing the comments? why You just complimented me, so how am I going to say no, right? Smooth operator. or I am a smooth operator. Yes, sir. Yes, Clay. Clay. I got you. I got you, boo. Hey, Clay.
04:05:02
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Oh, my shit. The sales drop out here, so when i whenever I get back to the house, I'm done back on it. There's no on.
04:05:14
Speaker
Oh, yeah well yeah. We got, like I think, like two hours. I heard until I run out of beer and I said, fuck you guys. I'm done talking to you, you assholes. and I'm going to go talk to my lady.
04:05:26
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And stream. Did I like for a minute? If I did, right, like went in over the panel.
04:05:33
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it' it's It's not my show. It's Johnny Bone's show. I'll be the hook back in a little bit. with yeah Hey, I'll hit you up in a little while, brother. When you home, jump back up in here. I'll be back on.
04:05:46
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Yeah, if we're still alive, jump back in here, brother.
04:05:53
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if i was like and her If I was lacking earlier, I apologize. I do apologize. john Johnny Bone. oh Six out. Yeah, I know.
04:06:06
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if if i If I was lacking earlier on the comments, it's on Johnny Bone. It's not my fault. Don't <unk>t love me don't blame me. I'm doing the best I can here. But I'm not going to defend what I like. I'm not going to defend what I like.
04:06:20
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and not goingnna defend what like
04:06:24
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I don't play any shit.
04:06:36
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Johnny, when you get done with that tote, tell me what you're working on. Take your time. Hell yeah. actually working on some more of the Japanese Kodito stuff.
04:06:51
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Still working on this Koi piece coming up.
04:06:57
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Let's see here, though. Because... Ah! So I'm still working on the head of this koi. Oh, nice. Hell yeah. And what I'm trying to do is, uh, I got the shape of it out. Now I'm just trying to actually do all the more intricate stuff, like start where with the scales are gonna go, and then, uh, portion out the body.
04:07:17
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Sweet. ah Hell yeah, brother, thank you! the I swear to God, Brittany.
04:07:27
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not flu um I want to dip your head in the toilet so bad. I want to give you I'm give myself or some shit.
04:07:50
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Come here and see.
04:07:57
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Bye. The booth. I'm like 95% naked. Why are
04:08:12
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are we all being asses? nobody' Nobody's being asses. I'm literally... I've been... i've been I need to know when I dropped... Hold there, she's got some furniture behind it. I need to know when phased out on the chat. Hold on a second.
04:08:33
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i I'm going to scroll back and see where I face phased out on the chat. Well, this is going back ah almost an hour ago. Yep, yep, yep. It threw those up.
04:08:47
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Actually, hold on second. ah fuck did What the fuck did I phase out on the goddamn chat? Here we go. We'll go back to an hour. This is literally an hour ago. Talked about that.
04:08:58
Speaker
We talked about that. talked about... I'm not terrible with the chats. Everybody wants to fucking suck Mike's dick like he's fucking Arliss from the Southern Outlaws. i talked about that when We talked about that.
04:09:14
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Then I dropped the link again. There's smoking and your 6'4 son. Your son's a goddamn giant. so
04:09:30
Speaker
Measurements. just let your ring chi And then your typos. One of my farmer's tan. Bill's in there on the Yellow Shots Facebook page. Scott, before he came back in here,
04:09:44
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Before he came up in here looking all pretty and shit with his floral hoodie. music Y'all mad. y'all Y'all fucking mad because I love me some Scotto.
04:09:59
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but not but I'm secure enough on my sexuality. I'm secure enough on my sexuality as a straight man to comment a clearly gay man.
04:10:10
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damn it. charger that's why I know how important I am to the gay community. They love you. We made fun of Jedi. The gay's love me. No, I'm just kidding. We made fun of Jedi.
04:10:26
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The national skinny girl. yeah like ive but I've hit all these comments all along. yeah yeah Glick went in over the panel. yeah we just that That's what I do. That's what I do. I'm the host.
04:10:40
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And I have this amazing personality and this amazing charm. Amazing personality, my fucking man. Look at me. Shut up, Brittany.
04:10:53
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Nobody asked you in the first place. I don't do a shit. I'll tell you how to do it. What? I figured it out. I literally just figured it out. Like, I just took you down the whole ass journey.
04:11:09
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why What am I jealous of? What am I jealous I don't know what I'm jealous of
04:11:17
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of. I just took you down. I just took you down a whole ass journey.
04:11:24
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What am I jealous of? I am jealous of Scotto's nails. ah yeah Even though they look like shit and he hasn't had them done yet. I'm jealous of the annotator.
Podcast Independence & Community
04:11:39
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um just I tell Brent to shut the fuck up.
04:11:44
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because i She'll tell me to shut the fuck up right back and it is what it is. shut the there's your reply. I don't need Michael. I don't need a producer. I am i am a host, a producer, and and and I am the face and everything of this network. Yeah, whatever.
04:12:10
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i mean I mean, I need him. I need any Blaze and I need Michael. This is Blaze's show. this is Where is Blaze tonight? Where is Blaze tonight?
04:12:22
Speaker
I have no idea. Actually, I have no idea either because he's alive. He didn't he didn't get murdered by ghosts last night. it i do know michael I do know Michael drove drove down to kentucky
04:12:42
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and And Michael was there last night. So I'm assuming, and I hope, im a I'm assuming and I hope that Blaze and Michael are having a good time.
04:12:55
Speaker
Oh, yeah, Blaze is alive. Yeah, he was in the chat earlier. But I'm assuming Blaze and Michael are having a very good time currently. Yeah. Probably on some psychedelics. Yeah, was going to say, yeah, probably on some psychedelics.
04:13:12
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yeah that'll do it yeah why not fight it
04:13:22
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that's cool though that'll be a good time for them and he needs it i'm sure both of them yeah Yeah, Michael does too. yeah yeah yeah but we all we we all We all go through some shit. Honestly, everybody is going through shit. Let's be real.
04:13:41
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and back Girl, I have a drink of that. but an a I literally just said a shot of vodka to Yes, for real.
04:13:57
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I fucking love you, Scott. Have I ever met you before? I don't think so. No, it's lovely to meet you. i love you already. Fuck yeah. Good fucking company, man.
04:14:14
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yeah yeah I dig it. I dig it for real. needed this. yeah Oh, fuck. I forgot my weed.
04:14:27
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tu tu ah You have been fucking dropping the ball tonight all night, Brittany. You are literally outside.
04:14:38
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I'm not at my house, so I'm not like... Where you at, girl? she Where you Did your boo thing last month?
04:14:52
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yeah
04:14:56
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his daughter's birthday was today so we have like this big inflatable slide thing yo that's shit like when you go down it it launches you to this little bottom pool thing almost like slid out the pool my legs were it's like we get it for the whole weekend too it's awesome we get it for the whole fucking weekend too it's awesome move bo a blow
04:15:28
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I'm like almost more excited than the kids are at this point. Is it in it his backyard right now? Can you go down it right now? Yeah, here.
04:15:40
Speaker
If I plug it if i if i plug it up He'll plug it up and do it. Do it. Do it. No, it wouldn't wake up. I'd have to go to the neighbor's house. like No. either The son of bitch can't pay his electric bill and he's stealing it from his neighbor? You know what?
04:15:59
Speaker
The neighbor is like a fucking drunk crackhead and he comes out and he rides the motorcycles. He's like, what up, y'all? So he's one of our people. He's one of our but he He's a nonsense family member. Basically, I should probably put him on here for sure. yeah I'm going to send you a picture on Snapchat. You're at your man's house. Look at you, girl.
04:16:29
Speaker
So does Luma Jobs. Shut up, Jedi, and bring your beautiful fucking translucent ass up here on the panel. and I can't be your only pale whitey on this panel. need support.
04:16:49
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see
04:16:54
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yeah he Scotto said I can't be the only whitey on the panel. Have you not seen the rest of the panel, Scotto? We're all whites. Well, not me. I'm red. but a
04:17:13
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Just bring your bitch ass up here, Jedi. Show me your beautiful face. forgot what I was going to send you, but I sent you the slide. Don't laugh. Get on the panel,
04:17:26
Speaker
Let's go default. Come on default. if you ever want If you ever want us back on the lazy and shaman shit ever again, you're going to get your ass in here right to fuck now.
04:17:38
Speaker
damn.
04:17:42
Speaker
okay Britney just laid the gauntlet down. Yeah, we're the rest of the nonsensical network, y'all bitches ain't here, but you know who is here?
04:17:56
Speaker
It's Britney, bitch. It's Britney, bitch. Yeah, do it, do it, do it. I gotta scroll down, where's it at? Oh, here it is. It's Britney, bitch. It's Britney, bitch.
04:18:08
Speaker
It's Britney, bitch. It's Britney, bitch. but Damn fucking right it is. <unk> what
04:18:21
Speaker
and get good Your Highness. Oh, you're always, you're always you welcome back. Damn it, Brittany.
04:18:32
Speaker
Yeah, she calls you out. She calls you out, son. She calls you out, son. ble you ble
04:18:45
Speaker
you I have 2% left on my fucking phone. So if I dip out, that's why. I thought I brought my fucking charger out, but I did not.
04:18:56
Speaker
I have 0% left on my beer, so I'll be right back. Alright, well here, cheers to that. And I'm sure my phone's about to die, so.
04:19:08
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yeah If I disappear, y'all are awesome. I might be back if homie falls asleep. How long are y'all going to stay up?
04:19:20
Speaker
Johnny Bones, I already know you're going to be up for a while. yeah I still got a while left.
04:19:29
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Well, if we happen to talk backstage,
04:19:35
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we happen to talk backstage. That's how it's happening.
04:19:41
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Hell yeah. Look at one of the kids made me a I don't even know how to show this.
04:19:54
Speaker
She made me a paper plate artwork thing. It's a house. Hell yeah. You can't really tell, but I always try to spread that art love life.
04:20:08
Speaker
Hell yeah. yeah Well, you know Johnny Bonds. Hell yeah. yeah Shit. yeah Shit.
04:20:21
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That Captain Johnny Bonds with that jacket he's wearing. not capital but Funny thing is, he's from my grandpa's. Oh, shit. fras His grandpa's. I put him in my collar and that is.
04:20:39
Speaker
Stop showing your shit. ah Okay, here's one thing that I did when I was tripping balls. I get that shit. That's awesome. That's fucking awesome.
04:20:54
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Some of it is like charcoal. Some of it is paint. Some of it is um color pencil. And then some of it is cutouts from magazines. Nice. Some of it is meth.
04:21:07
Speaker
Okay. as it's It's multi... What do you call it? How do you just have art at your boo-things house? Are you in your car?
04:21:21
Speaker
Yeah, I'm in my car. You're just now figuring this out. I knew this the first time I saw her. I got she's in the car. Yeah. go don't Don't bust my balls and call me out on my own show, bro. but Why are you in your car? How is your phone down? I put my seatbelt on really quick.
04:21:40
Speaker
Are you going home? No. are you our worker record No, I've been drinking, so no. Why don't you just like turn your car to auxiliary and plug your phone in, crackhead? Because i when I went inside, I went to grab my fucking wire, but I forgot it.
04:22:02
Speaker
it he You know what? I can't argue with that. I can't even ah defend that argument because that is a great argument, Brittany. You
04:22:14
Speaker
and forgot your weed. You forgot your charger. There's no weed. Hey, Brittany, you know what? I'm not going to make fun of you because cause my girls got me spun and that man got you spun.
04:22:30
Speaker
That man got you spun out of control. and like Her shit done died on her, and that's why she's froze, looking like that. ah Johnny Longs, what the hell did you change?
04:22:41
Speaker
What the hell did you do wardrobe change? Johnny Longs. I just got this out in couple of minutes ago. Shit. Don't look at me like that, Scotto. Well, I know you're right off the bat. You know.
04:22:56
Speaker
Scotto said, you bitch. but there' what that's That's how he looked at me. He said, bitch, but without saying it. Don't look at me like that. I don't have the queer eye for the straight guy, all right? Look, when I notice things, I notice things.
04:23:13
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ah Eventually, right? eventual Eventually. Eventually. Eventually.
04:23:20
Speaker
ah these are kind I'll drink to your eventualness. How's that? Cheers.
04:23:32
Speaker
I helped my girl pick out her color for her toes today. She's got to start her trip. Not yet.
04:23:43
Speaker
yeah She's got to get here soon, though. Mm-hmm.
04:23:50
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, you might not see your boy once she gets here for a minute. um I might have to take a little breaky break. Even dark for like a month, we'll know why, right?
04:24:00
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Yeah. Don't judge me. Don't judge me, Scotto. oh my guys Wait, wait. Let's go find this. Here, see? Yeah. a See, oh I'm ready to judge, sir. I'm here and ready to judge.
04:24:21
Speaker
ah Don't you judge me if I take a little time off. If I take a little time off from podcasting. That's fucking understandable shit.
04:24:33
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Yeah. What are you drinking, Johnny? Oh, this is called victual. Oh, wow. What is that? Is that a bourbon? Oh, it's a whiskey. whiskey ah What is a whiskey alternative? So, it's got the burn.
04:24:47
Speaker
It's got the buzz. It's even got the fucking caramel-like flavors of whiskey. But it's not whiskey. What is it? It's a whiskey alternative.
04:24:59
Speaker
But it's got all the things that whiskey has, so therefore it's whiskey. It won't get you hungover. It won't get you fucking... You'll still have the burn, you'll still feel the buzz, but you won't wake up hungover.
04:25:12
Speaker
That's why I drink like beer. I wonder how that how you get that burn. that ah yeah I'm still figure it out. It's not alcoholic.
04:25:23
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Yeah.
04:25:26
Speaker
There you go, man. It's not alcoholic. Yeah, okay, though, that's why you have no hunger. You don't even get drunk. But they got a gin one as well. that That's one of my favorites.
04:25:36
Speaker
Once again, it's still it's so got the burn going down. It just doesn't fuck you up. Yeah, you just don't get drunk. cause That's like buying Budweiser and Heineken.
04:25:49
Speaker
Excuse me. Don't get me wrong. I got some fucking um good shit sitting right here. but I said to dad a little something to it.
04:26:00
Speaker
What is that? Looked like tequila. yeah okay some casamigos yeah i got a little something here if i wanted to mix it with it which sometimes i'll do yeah absolutely yeah There is nothing fucking funnier, I think, than someone that starts acting all drunk and woozy after drinking some fucking O'Douls.
04:26:30
Speaker
That's what I was thinking of, Scotto, the O'Douls. Yes, I couldn't think of the name of it. Yes, thank you, thank you. Yeah. Well, as I said, Budweiser and Heineken both have non-alcoholic but but it has the same taste and the flavor and and everything that you like. ah you know and and ah and i and and And I have tried both.
04:26:54
Speaker
I'll be honest with you guys. This will actually get you feeling floaty, though. But it won't because there's zero alcohol in it. too, but there's zero. It's...
04:27:07
Speaker
it's a ah It's a placebo effect, bro. But i've got I've got literal fucking hit right here. It's a placebo effect. and and it Don't get me wrong. It doesn't hit like that. No. but However, it does make me feel like you're you'll get the warmness. You'll get all of that. but if you Yeah. yeah it's a That's what I said. like If you take acid and I'm like,
04:27:32
Speaker
take these skittles it's the same thing if i tell you that skittles taste exactly like acid taste and blah bla blah blah blah blah then you're gonna in your mind because your mind plays tricks and that's that placebo effect you're gonna feel like yeah man like like hopefully i know what shit like scotto said when people drink o'duls and they man i've had 70 duels and I'm feeling pretty buzzed right now. No, you're not. you're drinking i'm not
04:28:03
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You're drinking water, you dumb son of a bitch. this sh now It's like, ah you know, for for those of us who are old and Johnny Bones, I know you're you're a young guy, but for those of us who are old and fuck you, Canada, for doing this and introducing it to America, but it was like Zima back in the day.
04:28:24
Speaker
oh I remember Zima. Yeah. Yeah. really people You know how many people that I knew that would drink Zima and claim to be fucked up? They're like, I had 10 Zimas. I'm so fucked up right now.
04:28:39
Speaker
Who the fuck you're not? You literally just drank 10 Sprites, you stupid son of a bitch. You know how mint, if you were to drink eat something mint, you feel the coolness all the way down your lungs? Yeah.
04:28:51
Speaker
So that. It's got that type of effect to it. Except for what other types of botanicals and things. as so ya it gives you It gives you everything that you, what people like about whiskey without the drunkenness. yeah like You're not going to get, oh shit, I almost knocked over a whole ass beer.
04:29:15
Speaker
Stop talking with your hands,
04:29:23
Speaker
it gives you that taste. it gives you But it doesn't it doesn't give you the same effect. you know mean like like like i could drink i could i could I could sit here through an entire show and drink an entire 24-pack of O'Doul's or the bud white and or Budweiser non-alcoholic or because I get the same taste.
04:29:44
Speaker
but I'm not going to get drunk. Am I getting drunk tonight? she Yeah. I was feeling pretty good. What are you drinking, Scotto? what you drink What are drinking?
Beverage Preferences & Effects
04:30:01
Speaker
I'm a fucking little Nelly Queen.
04:30:03
Speaker
Big surprise. have this whole little tray set up here. is my tray wine. This one is so fucking strong. It's really good. Who made those? Who made those? but now this one's hind print this one is so fucking strong it's really good but ah then well what what who made those who made this um This is that Smoky Mountain Moonshine. Oh, yeah!
04:30:25
Speaker
The Hunt's Fun. That's good. That's good. I'm trying to work on my nerves. I want to get the dill pickle one. like I fucking love pickles, and I would totally take one of those pickles and put it on like a fucking hot dog or something.
04:30:41
Speaker
Yeah, 100%. Some people don't like to drink alcohol, but they like the flavor. so That's what I'm saying. Like, That's what I'm saying, Tranchel. Some people will don't don't want to get drunk or they don't drink anymore.
04:30:54
Speaker
There's people who have gone through AA or whatever, but they enjoy the taste. And I didn't know that there was a whiskey alternative out there. I didn't know that was a thing.
04:31:05
Speaker
hell yeah. if you But if you can still get that taste and that flavor, like get after it, man. But don't act like you're drunk. just All the way down to burn going down. yeah so like you but Even minutes after drinking that, I just got like the warm feeling of sitting here.
04:31:21
Speaker
and Even through my lungs and my chest right there, I can feel the warmness going down. Oh, yeah, dude, 100%. ever decided it was like, I'm not drinking anymore.
04:31:33
Speaker
I'm not getting drunk. like I don't want to ever be drunk again in my life. I would 100% non-alcoholic beer. Why? Because like the taste of beer. why because i i like the taste of beer I like the way beer tastes.
04:31:48
Speaker
Oh, hell yeah. and And actually, in all honesty, Johnny, I don't know where you got that at, but hit me up um yeah on on on on Instagram and let me know because I like the taste of whiskey, but I don't like what whiskey and and liquor does to me.
04:32:07
Speaker
Understandable. There used to be whiskey bar across the street for me. Yeah. And like three, at least three nights out of the week, there are guys outside fighting.
04:32:18
Speaker
Like literally fucking fighting. And I've only seen that happen at like whiskey bars. Yeah, those who would drink White Claws, we will judge. We will judge.
04:32:29
Speaker
I actually got this like a fucking Wegmans. be honest i actually got this like a fucking wegman Okay. i'm go Yeah, I'm going to have to look for it.
04:32:41
Speaker
I'm going to have to look for it. but because i do i do i do I love the taste of whiskey, and i jump and I love the taste of bourbon, but I don't drink i don't drink liquor anymore.
04:32:51
Speaker
I truly don't like it because not that i don't i'm not I'm not a violent person when I drink liquor. um um not and Not anymore. But I have a tendency to black out, and I also...
04:33:06
Speaker
like I already have naturally a no fucks given mentality. But when I drink liquor, that but it intensifies that and no fucks. and and it's like And like I told you earlier, Johnny, as human beings, we have a fight or flight yeah when things go down.
04:33:28
Speaker
i don't have a flight mentality. My mentality is fight all the time. So when I'm drinking liquor, but I love the taste of whiskey.
04:33:39
Speaker
um I grew up drinking whiskey. I grew up i grew up drinking moonshine. And i can drink moonshine I can drink moonshine all night long. and i don't and and And I'm just happy, calm, cool, collective.
04:33:50
Speaker
And that hunch punch that you got is kind of that hunch punch that you got. looks good. I'm on my third one. like i i keep cycling through the really good flavors, and I want to try some of the new ones, but they're good.
04:34:04
Speaker
and it they God, I know you just showed me and i know you just told me, but it escapes my mind. What's the name of that company again? Old Smoky. Old Smoky.
04:34:15
Speaker
So a lot of their like watermelon, their fruity flavors and stuff like that go amazing with Gatorade. So you can mix them with Gatorade, hydrate yourself, make sure you're hydrated, and get fucked up.
04:34:31
Speaker
And get fucked up. I'm a region alcoholic, and that's what I do.
04:34:40
Speaker
Same, same girl. White Claws just have this weird taste to them. It's like an energy drink that has taurine in it. I can't do those because they have that, I call it a mineral aftertaste. I just can't do those.
04:34:57
Speaker
Or like Four Loko. I tried a Four Loko once, and that shit was gross. I felt like I was drinking like five more water. They outlawed 4Loco and then they brought it back.
04:35:08
Speaker
They literally outlawed 4Loco and then they brought it back. So that means they probably changed the formula, I bet. yeah that's Yeah, that's what they did. They 100% did. Shit. They 100%. But still the same thing,
04:35:24
Speaker
dude. they they they one hundred percent they they but it's still the same thing you People were drinking that shit and and their hearts were exploding.
04:35:36
Speaker
I think you it was the caffeine mixture, yeah? Yeah, dude, it was it was insane. yeah
04:35:45
Speaker
Bullshit. I'll be honest, I've tried to go toe-to-toe with having some liquor and fucking and drink ah drinks, the fucking rain ones with the BCAA aminos and the creatine shit in them.
04:35:58
Speaker
Oh, dude. I come to find out that's also a synthetic version of it too and that shit will fucking skyrocket you like some recreational shit. Yeah.
04:36:09
Speaker
I'm sorry, Johnny. I'm not even going to lie, but I don't know what you just said. Oh, I was saying some of the stimulants they got in some of the energy drinks like the ah the fucking ranger.
04:36:20
Speaker
Well, you're you're you're a weed smoker. um They have that the the fake weed that they sold in the yeah in the gas stations. do you Do you know what I'm talking about? I know what you're talking about. i can't remember the fucking name. ah Not Kratom, Kratom because that's an actual thing.
04:36:37
Speaker
Salvia. Is it Salvia? No, not Salvia. The popcorn? No, hold on a second. Oh my God. Baby girl, I love you.
04:36:48
Speaker
i love you. I'm sorry. I'm just going to put this out there. I don't want to type this out. I was messaging my girlfriend, but baby girl, I love you. She sent picture. with a bottle of wine and i said how many bottles did you get and she said i don't know two or three love you i love you do remember sparks and tilts never drank them but remember saying don't see it anymore yeah let me yeah that that go i remember remember just i do remember sparks and and never drank them but i remember don't seek it anymore
04:37:20
Speaker
Yeah, tarantula, tarantula. So so tarantula, and I'm to see if I can figure out what this is, what that weed alternative is that they sell on gas stations. But tarantula, she drinks like beer with Red Bull. Like she'll open a beer and she'll pour Red Bull into Or she'll pour it into a glass and she puts Red Bull in it.
04:37:43
Speaker
I have never heard of that before, but man, she she is always wide awake. and And we all get wrecked here because that's what we do.
04:37:55
Speaker
And she gets wrecked. That's her jam, man. That's her jam. Fuck yeah. I don't think I've ever heard of it, but fuck yeah. Shit.
04:38:12
Speaker
I've never heard that before. I've never heard of that before. There she is. There she is. Look at you sneaking into the comments. what im point up There's my girl.
04:38:26
Speaker
I love you, baby. I love the fuck out of you. God damn, look at her. but It's called cow shitty. i kind every I'm going to hit with gold star right there.
04:38:40
Speaker
That's my baby girl. upper Yeah, upper downer. That's what that's that effect. Yeah, we talked about that. Yeah, it's that upper downer.
04:38:50
Speaker
Oh, dear.
04:38:53
Speaker
Hell yeah.
04:38:58
Speaker
Your boy can't stop smiling. Don't judge me. I can tell you're getting red too again. It's coming back. Shit. but yeah ah Yeah, don't judge Yeah, upper is down there, man. Yeah.
04:39:16
Speaker
Don't judge me, Scotto. Oh,
Acceptance & Friendship
04:39:19
Speaker
I judge. I judge harshly. If you judge me, I'll tell you your nails are fucking hideous, bitch.
04:39:27
Speaker
That's not true. You know lying to you. I can't even lie to you. but Oh, shit.
04:39:36
Speaker
year
04:39:40
Speaker
Oh, shit. but That dorky smile.
04:39:47
Speaker
I know. Obsessed. Yes. Yes, we are.
04:39:57
Speaker
My face really is red. is. Yes, it is.
04:40:03
Speaker
Right into my shot. There you Cheers. What are you drinking tonight? We've talked about it with everybody else. Cheers, Scotto. What are you drinking tonight? Oh, shit. ah kids Me?
04:40:16
Speaker
Well, your name's Scotto, isn't it?
04:40:20
Speaker
No, but I asked because you've asked me like three times already, I think. Have you answered me yet? Yeah, it's what you do with this. Yeah, you did. You're drinking a combination. Never mind. I blame the beer. I blame the beer. I'm drunk.
04:40:38
Speaker
Do I say he or she? No.
04:40:44
Speaker
yeah just do i say he or she i i been called both. I don't give a fuck. what do not what do you prefer What do you prefer? That's what I'm asking you. What do you prefer? I'm all man, baby.
04:40:57
Speaker
I mean, I could be a really big woman. I'm all man, baby. Look at my nails. Yes, girl. Yeah, yeah.
04:41:06
Speaker
and food yes girl okay I'll do that to men sometimes. They're like, oh, can I get with you? I'm like, baby, I am too much woman for you.
04:41:18
Speaker
I am too much. um Red Rover, Red Rover, sing Glick Rider. Stop, Jedi! You still have bunch of bitch ass up on the panel. He's very comfortable just hanging chat. He seems comfortable. He's dropping the hashtag. He's dropp he's doing the Jedi thing.
04:41:39
Speaker
Big Dick Rand, he's dropping the hashtag. Fuck off, Jed. Oh, my God. Baby girl, I'm glad you popped up at the chat. You're awesome. You're awesome, Translux. You're amazing.
04:41:54
Speaker
Fuck, yeah. get it Get it clean. Get it clean. Yes. I love Scotto. Scotto's one of my favorites.
04:42:05
Speaker
I love you guys. I feel like such a dickhead being a straight guy and be like, I love the games. Some of my best friends are gay. That's like me trying to convince people that are not racist.
04:42:18
Speaker
At least you're not going with that line of, oh, my best friend is black or Chinese or whatever. My best friend is gay. Yeah. yeah I mean, my sister is, and well, my broster is transgender. I mean, not that it matters, but at the end of the day, I'm not that guy. everybody Everybody deserves to be happy. It don't matter you color your skin what your sexual preference is. Well, as long as you're not touching kids.
04:42:46
Speaker
Because if you're touching kids, and you know that's a whole other conversation. and as between That's between you, me, and my 9mm at the end of the day. There you go.
04:43:01
Speaker
But you got to do whatever makes you happy, man. You got to, you know, if you're not hurting yourself and not hurting anybody else. And no, I have a lot of oh oh friends and family in the LBGT.
04:43:17
Speaker
Hold on a second. not Not all the other bullshit that LBGT. Oh, sorry. I said that wrong. I'm drunk. I can't math right now. The easy way to do it is just put a plus sign on. If you don't remember the rest of the letters, just say LGBTQ. I don't care about the rest of the letters. i just care about the initial.
04:43:38
Speaker
I just care about the the initial letters because... At one point, it was literally called LGBTQIA. okay l g b t q q i a a And I was like, bitch, that's too many fucking letters to remember.
04:43:54
Speaker
You need to go back to the marketing team and make it something very short and easily memorable. LGBTQ yeah LGBTQ man like like that's that's where it was like just leave it alone and I got the I a B2 RS was one two five seven six like get the fuck out of here come on everybody know my girl says Scott oh fuck yes get it thank you she is gorgeous go
04:44:26
Speaker
ah she is gorgeous
04:44:36
Speaker
Who's a Sasquatch? Is that you? Is that her to guess? No, no. um Fuck Harley, Dad. He's only got one leg. I'm a Sasquatch.
04:44:46
Speaker
You're all Sasquatch. The but but like my life Autocorrect is a bitch girl, ah yess We all bleed red, bitches. Look at you. in there and Oh, my God. I love you so much right now, girl.
04:45:08
Speaker
I just say the pride. Yeah, man. Just just love each other, man. Straight, gay, don't matter what. That's that's me, man. i know i don't I know I don't look like it. I know i don't i shock a lot of people because I don't look and sound like the type of guy who's just going to be like,
04:45:24
Speaker
I don't care what color you are and I don't care what your sexuality is, man. but We can all be friends. and And people are like, you really believe that? I'm like, yeah.
04:45:35
Speaker
And you're like, you don't look like it. I don't know what that means. just like I just love everybody, man. I love my gay friends. I really, I really, really, I really, truly do.
04:45:49
Speaker
I love my, my gay friends. Like, gay, lesbian friends, I fucking love them, man. They're amazing. Because y'all got no fucks to give, man. You're just like, here I am.
04:46:00
Speaker
and this is yeah And this is who I am. And if you don't like it, fuck you then. whichs Exactly. yeah Exactly.
04:46:12
Speaker
We got ah got a couple, a gay couple that I'm friends with. ah theyre They're married. And, um, Every time I see them, when I get to go, and I and i need to go see them, actually.
04:46:25
Speaker
I don't want to see. They probably don't like me anymore, and that's okay. know but but But before that, every time I'd see them, as soon as I'd walk into like the restaurant, and they were there, I'd walk up, give them a big old hug, and them like not like Not like a mouth kiss, but like a big old kiss on the cheek.
04:46:44
Speaker
And be like, hey, boo, I love you. And then they'd, you know, and they probably don't like me anymore, but that's neither here nor there. But... Yeah,
04:46:56
Speaker
yeah man. That's how i am. I don't give a fuck. I'm secure enough in my sexuality. I know I'm straight. See? There you go. Right? yeah Yeah. Fucking do what you do, man. Support and support the people you care about.
04:47:11
Speaker
There you go. 100%. Really? Yeah. Huh.
04:47:15
Speaker
yeah
04:47:17
Speaker
oh
04:47:22
Speaker
Yeah, man. You got to do what you got to do. You're kind of a dick. He could be both dick and an asshole. He could be both. He could multitask. I am a... Yes!
04:47:36
Speaker
Thank you, Scotto. didn't even have to say it. Thank you, Scotto. I am 100% a dick and I am 100% an asshole. I am. I'm a heartless son of a bitch, too. You can throw that into the mix. I don't even give a fuck.
04:47:51
Speaker
It is what it is. kissed by a Sasquatch. He liked it. you know Stop being shady, bitch. Get on the panel. Yeah, stop being shady, bitch. Hashtag stop being shady, bitch. Get on the panel, bitch.
04:48:10
Speaker
Bring your beautiful pasty ass up on the panel. we We literally got an hour and 12 minutes left, Jedi. It's time for you to make an appearance. Who cares if you're black hoodies dirty? I love that.
04:48:26
Speaker
I feel like Red Eye is one of those people that has a whole closet of black hoodies, right? I feel like a whole line of them.
Tattoos & Personal Stories
04:48:41
Speaker
but Come and show Papa Glick some love. but
04:48:53
Speaker
Okay, so I am going to ask, what are your tattoos? I see one that's a face. It's like a profile of a face.
04:49:01
Speaker
And he's dinkering around on his phone. Probably talking to you i you. Oh, I'm sorry. What did you say? I'm sorry. What did you say, Scotto? I'm dinking around. What are your tattoos? Because I see one that's like a profile of a face.
04:49:12
Speaker
Okay, hold on a second. i don't know if i can I don't know if I can do this, but hold on second. Oh, Jesus. Oh, they're marrying Joseph. So this is my Odin.
04:49:26
Speaker
Okay. And this is my Valkyrie. For anybody who knows anything about Norse mythology, the only way to get into Valhalla, which is um heaven, quote unquote, heaven for Vikings, is to die in combat, die as a warrior.
04:49:48
Speaker
So this is my this is my Valkyrie. Right there. Valkyries are not... Valkyries are actually some of the most badass warriors in Norse mythology. And they're women.
04:50:04
Speaker
All Valkyries are women. But they also... but the Valkyries also take you to Valhalla when you die in in combat. So got my Valkyrie.
04:50:16
Speaker
Got my... dead Viking soldier. And this is my... The crest is a bulk knot, which is a symbol of going to Valhalla, dying to... And then this is my Odin, which is the Allfather. with Okay, I see the face now. I see the face. Okay.
04:50:41
Speaker
Yeah, it's Odin with with the ravens. uh you know he had ra he had two ravens and two two wolves which will finish out this arm when i do it the forest with the wolves on it what will finish out this arm and then this arm will be finished out with uh a ah mountain cliff and bears uh the bears are sign of berserkers which were like the special forces for the vikings and it comes to fight and it's crazy because if you look up the history of berserkers
04:51:15
Speaker
um they were like the toughest they were like the end all be all viking warriors but when you look up the history of berserkers they were high on opiates when they would go into combat yeah dude but the bear represents uh berserkers so yeah man viking berserkers were high on opiates when they would go into combat so they had no fear and they were the toughest sons of bitches you'll ever see in your life Actually, I wear I wear this I wear this Which is a berserker symbol with a bear call and I know my light shining and this is actually sent to me by a very good friend of mine because he said click minus the drugs ah you are a berserker and then he sent me that and then I've got a
04:52:05
Speaker
I've got a chain with that with an axe with the berserker emblems on it that he sent me. And he was like, you don't need the drugs. you're you're You are a berserker, brother.
04:52:16
Speaker
So, yeah. oh Once all my tattoos are done and my arms are done, it's all going to be Norse Viking, Norse meganism related.
04:52:28
Speaker
What's funny is the first thing i ever heard about Hollow was that um newer Mad Max movie. o Fairy Road, I think it was called, or maybe it was the other one. I can't remember the one. Come on, Jedi.
04:52:42
Speaker
Pussy.
04:52:44
Speaker
I haven't seen the new Magnet Max movie. With Tom Hardy? Yes, and there was um there was one before that, and I can't remember. One of them is called Fury Road, I think, or Furiosa.
04:52:58
Speaker
<unk> Yeah, Furiosa. fear yeah yeah Furiosa. One where they were scraping their eyes gold and shit, yeah or silver, rather. Furiosa Chris chris Helmsworth in Mm-hmm.
04:53:17
Speaker
um Yeah, no, i've I've been told multiple times that I am a berserker.
04:53:29
Speaker
Baby girl, I don't know have if you still got your ears out or you're still watching, but I fucking love you. She's texting in side chat She's texting me. she She just finished another bottle of wine. I fucking love her. I fucking love her.
04:53:44
Speaker
What kind of wine do you have, a girl? What kind? um I want to know. but She's got some barefoot Moscato. Okay, Moscato's good. I love a Malbec. but now ah She's a fan of the... ah the i don't know anything about wines, so I'm probably going to screw this up when I say it.
04:54:02
Speaker
Yeah, I know nothing about them. If it tastes good, it's good. Yeah, she likes the sweet, clear wines. White wines? She don't like dry wine. I know that much.
04:54:13
Speaker
i don't know how... la that tro sam You all see that? I literally almost dropped a whole ass fucking beer and somehow caught it and just sprinkled beer all over my soul.
04:54:27
Speaker
yeah Yeah, I don't know anything about dry wines. they're all They're all liquid-based, so I don't know how they're dry because they're wet. And I'm just stupid, so...
04:54:38
Speaker
It's the tannin. So like a red wine will have more tannins in it. And the more tannin it's in it, it's more that gives you that um mouth pucker.
04:54:49
Speaker
And that's why I don't like red wine. It's kind like, that makes my mouth pucker up. boom so You know way more about wine than I do.
Festivals & Personal Style
04:55:00
Speaker
I've been to Napa a few times for wine tastings and I retained maybe a quarter of what the knowledge it told me because after all these wine samples, I'm like, fuck, you expect me to remember everything you told me?
04:55:12
Speaker
You know?
04:55:15
Speaker
At least I'm not being quizzed on later. Yeah. Shit, I just like mead.
04:55:23
Speaker
fucking love mead. That is so good. Shit.
04:55:30
Speaker
like where i um but ring I want my mixed drinks, but I don't necessarily want to taste my alcohol like a straight whiskey or bourbon shot. So mead is like totally up my alley.
04:55:42
Speaker
It's basically like a sweet wine, you know? Oh, it'll fucking sneak up on you, though, shit. Or it does me. Exactly. Same here. Oh, fuck, dude. Four too many in, you're like, oh, shit. Okay, these are good. Next thing you know you're like, damn, I'm feeling warm, man.
04:56:00
Speaker
And it hits you when you stand up, right? You're sitting down, and you think you're fine, and then you want to get up, and like, oh, shit. Oh, my. Yeah.
04:56:12
Speaker
Damn, it's been a little bit sick got to have some of that shit.
04:56:17
Speaker
Hmm. Let me see here. Let me see if I can find it.
04:56:25
Speaker
um So, Scotto, my girlfriend is agreeing with you, and she sent me a message, and I was like, put it in the chat.
04:56:36
Speaker
Don't be scared. she sh as i do too priing thing like She's And she sent me a Snapchat. And it was like, yes, I know. And like, put it in the chat, girl.
04:56:50
Speaker
yeah She's watching. Smart woman. Smart woman, honey. She's in the chat. Everybody's going to love you here.
04:57:02
Speaker
Why? Why are they going to love you? Because you're my girl. And they love me. I don't know if they love me or not, but they tolerate me. I was going to say, she puts up with your shit. i mean, really. I know, right? There you Cheers.
04:57:20
Speaker
Cheers. Fucking kidding, y'all. She puts up with my bullshit.
04:57:29
Speaker
And that's all we can really hope for, right? We're all fucked up in our own little way, right? Yes, we are. Yeah. It's like Alice in Wonderland, man.
04:57:41
Speaker
baby we Yeah. Yeah. know Everything can be wet at the... Yep. oh We had mead from Anime Kyle. Oh, dude, I love me some mead.
04:57:58
Speaker
When I go to RenFest, oh, God, this is the thing. like If I go to RenFest, I have to have a driver. Hell, yeah. Or after a hotel.
04:58:10
Speaker
Like Renaissance? Yes. Look at me. You know I go to Renaissance Festival. Look at me. Hell, yeah. What's wrong with that? That's not cool. ah Hell yeah, she is there she is I had to give her that little extra boost of confidence and let her know she she belongs here with us Mead will kick y'all yes, if I go if if I have a driver. I got a hotel very close by because
04:58:43
Speaker
Woo! That me. That me. Oh, man. It's right here. It's the I am that guy. i am i am that guy at run i Dude, I want to so bad go to Renfest in full-on Viking garb.
04:59:06
Speaker
but My financial says I can't go to Renfest with full on Viking guard But then instead I just go looking like this Which is apparently good enough But oh yeah dude The last time I went to Renfest here in Ohio I had a hotel that was less than a mile away from where they do it at How can you say no I'm getting fucking wrecked.
04:59:32
Speaker
And I got wrecked. and And I just went by myself. I just went by myself. And I went back to my hotel by myself. yeah like But I was, dude, I got fucking wrecked.
04:59:44
Speaker
I'm walking around with a whole ass horn. Like I got this big ass horn. There she is.
04:59:52
Speaker
but i kid
04:59:55
Speaker
there she is I'll be your job. There you go. girl You got an offer. She'll drive you. Go get fucked up at the next Renfest. There we go. Yes, baby. and yeah I hope you know we can still get a hotel because Renfest is like an hour and a half, almost two hours away. But yes.
05:00:16
Speaker
No, I just had some random ass dude because we were staying at that same hotel. i but like he was like, I got you, bro. and I was like, hell yeah.
05:00:27
Speaker
kind number so like like we So he gave me his number and and before I left, like we linked up and we we went to Renfest and we got there together and um he did his thing, I did my thing and and and yeah you know and then when he was like at the end of the day, he was like, meet me at the front gate. i was like, right, I'll be there.
05:00:51
Speaker
but So he was, he don't drink. and and But we had fun because at the hotel we were staying at, obviously everybody at the hotel was going to the Renfest.
05:01:03
Speaker
ah So we just we just had a really good time. And he was a cool dude and just a random stranger that I met on day one. You know? Hell yeah. We going, baby.
05:01:17
Speaker
Hell yeah. I fucking love you, bro. Golly. don't know how I looked up and I don't know how how I got so lucky. i Just so you know, I'm going to be a big fucking nerd when we go to Renfest.
05:01:32
Speaker
I feel like at a Renfest, it's one of those things where you eat like a fucking giant turkey leg and shit. Yeah, yeah. you um'm drinking I'm drinking. i'm drinking out Like I said, I'm drinking out of the horn. I'm a big turkey leg.
05:01:45
Speaker
I'm getting my beard braided. I'm getting Viking braids in my hair. i mean, y'all know. yeah Y'all saw my hair. Y'all know what my hair looks like. Oh, damn. Did you not know I had hair, Scotto?
05:01:59
Speaker
You've always had a hat on every time I saw you. Yeah, I got hair. Yeah, i got I got a whole ass fucking head of hair. Nice. yes Yeah. Yeah.
05:02:11
Speaker
i'm getting yeah i can't go a man out like that because when it does it gets super curly it almost like luxury curl or something yeah mine's super curly as well ah the fear mine is very curly as well that's gonna let his fucking hair down over here know i
05:02:37
Speaker
like Put it in the comments, baby. don't You don't have to tell me. Tell him. Tell him. it in the comments in the chat. I know you're still listening. Oh, dude.
05:02:52
Speaker
Here we go.
05:02:57
Speaker
Damn. Damn. That's got some body, too. Damn. That's what mine used to look like, too. That's what mine used look like. Not as long as Johnny Bong's, but mine used to look like it.
05:03:11
Speaker
This has been an ongoing project. And, you know, I got a similar plan with mine when I get it long enough. oh yeah I'm going to give Viking Braids a gun back. Damn, Johnny. so As you can see, it's a little bit ah little bit tangled but Put it in the comments, baby girl.
05:03:30
Speaker
Show them some love.
05:03:34
Speaker
Awesome. That looks awesome. and fuck i How long has it taken me to go on that? Is that like maybe a year longer? It's just a couple years. Johnny, dude.
05:03:47
Speaker
No more hats. No more pulling it back. Dude, you look like a fucking rock star, bro. shit. I dig it, man. brother shit don dig it man Johnny Bones, let's go.
05:04:00
Speaker
ah Fuck yeah. Johnny Bones is like, look, you might have the beer. Oh, fuck yes. I hear that.
05:04:11
Speaker
and i Okay, so I'm going to joke for you, Johnny. i'm I'm all over Discord, right? So anytime I see some of you going live, I'll post your links in Discord. And every once in a while, some friends will hit me up be like, who's this Johnny guy? His mustache is fucking awesome. was like, yeah, his game is on point.
05:04:28
Speaker
It's on point. Fuck, yeah. Rapunzel Bongs. we're a punz we pun bong This is good. Yeah, this is a good good guy idea. That's a new name. I want to get those breaks down myself.
05:04:54
Speaker
Hell yeah, man. Scotto, I don't know if she's going to put it in the in the in the chat, but my girlfriend sent me a message and and she said, I fucking love Scotto.
05:05:05
Speaker
Thank you You're amazing. And I said him and i said he's ah i said he's amazing. And you gotta put that in the chat. Scotto's amazing. I love Scotto as well. He's my favorite.
05:05:17
Speaker
Thank you.
05:05:22
Speaker
Scotto's the shit, man. Fucking amazing. Good shit. think Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. this has been a great This has been a great panel tonight,
Friendship & Humor
05:05:32
Speaker
man. I got my guy Johnny Bongs hanging out with me. We've got Johnny to talk tonight. We don't hear much out of Johnny, man.
05:05:39
Speaker
but Johnny's my dude. Johnny usually just does his thing, man. And then he just... You've got to pay attention. See, that's the thing. You've got to pay attention to the show on Saturday nights when Johnny's here. And Johnny's here every Saturday night. The entire show.
05:05:54
Speaker
But you've got to pay attention. Because if you're not paying attention, you're going to miss... the Johnny Bongs.
05:06:03
Speaker
on to call i don't even yeah i don't even know I don't even know what to call it, man, because Johnny's usually very quiet, and then he just drops these one-liners. It completely disrupts everything, and we lose our minds.
05:06:20
Speaker
there There she is. There she is. Skylar, I fucking love you. That's you, girl.
05:06:30
Speaker
And that's one of the things I do love about Johnny Fong. I am all about, one of my favorite phrases is called an economy of words. So why spend 500 words saying something you can say 20?
05:06:45
Speaker
And that's Johnny. He'll say it in 20 fucking words instead of 500. I don't know if those kisses are for me or for Scotto. Them kisses better be for me and not Scotto. Scotto don't like girls.
05:06:57
Speaker
He don't like girls. He likes boys. He likes men. It could be for both of them. Okay, you can have two and I can have two. There go. We'll share. Good idea.
05:07:12
Speaker
So Tarantula, i do have a pet. He's a little dog. He's sitting right back to me. Oh, watch. Oh, he's going to get so fucking mad. Watch this. Come here, little doggo. Why are you so angry?
05:07:24
Speaker
um he always yeah yeah but me like this yeahty fact me b i know that but um um know why are you so angry Why is she so angry? Why is she so angry? Why is she so angry?
05:07:54
Speaker
and she now burwin in but yeah you know what so increase a a a and again eight be a man up yeah why is he so angry It's only me. It's literally only specifically me. Like, lady friends will come over and he just fucking loves them and sits in their lap and they give him kisses and he loves every minute of it.
05:08:22
Speaker
But what I do is he gets mad because, you know, kisses from daddy are a little too faggoty, so he doesn't like that. He's a lady man, not a man's man, you know?
05:08:36
Speaker
Understandable. Good God, dude. yeah I think I killed him. I think I killed him.
05:08:47
Speaker
I say it all the time. It's just a fucking word. I don't care. I don't care. Good shit. you.
05:08:58
Speaker
but
05:09:02
Speaker
ah yes i say it i love you i'll give you an f card you havent have enough card but i get it yeah your boy's got an f card and i got an end card too i'm rocking all the cards over here and i love it yeah because that dog that dog was so goddamn mad at you well He hates it. He follows me around all day long. So he's a sweet dog. He just doesn't want my kisses.
05:09:40
Speaker
It's just a tad bit expressive, that's all. and
05:09:47
Speaker
Cheers. Cheers. Fuck yeah. Dude, we got a cat here. Usually they fucking hiss when they're annoyed. This one doesn't. She sticks a claw right into your fucking eyebrow.
05:10:01
Speaker
Then you have to pry it out. Yeah. Is that the one you were holding a little while ago? Yep.
05:10:10
Speaker
Yep. See, she is actually more specifically, you know, she's got her person, and that would be my mother. ah Mine, however, he's actually around the house somewhere. He's a fat fucker, dude. He's like this big, and he's not even full grown yet.
05:10:27
Speaker
Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. but I've always been, think those Maine Coon cats are gorgeous, but I think it's because they're just so giant. Like, if I wanted a cat, I would want one of those giant ones, you know? Dope.
05:10:44
Speaker
Have you heard of a Norwegian Forest Cat? No. Oh, my God. They are. They are fucking huge. used to have one. They can scale a fucking tree like nothing and jump off the fucker like nothing.
05:10:57
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, that cat doesn't get stuck in trees. you Dude. I will never own an animal that takes a bigger shit than me. I i own this house. I'm going to take the biggest shit in this fucking house.
05:11:15
Speaker
Ain't no animal going to outcomplete me. This was easily the size of that cat.
05:11:22
Speaker
Easily. Yeah. Yeah. like I feel like I'm going to have to have a litter box that's like the size of a whole room or something for them. That was like that fucking bed?
05:11:34
Speaker
Let's see. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. Fucking thing, you should take down birds and eat those.
05:11:46
Speaker
Oh, God. Fuck you, Jedi. Jedi, you bitch-made motherfucker. You didn't come over here and say, didn't do
05:12:00
Speaker
might have been slipping. but yeah I had to go hold my dick and get another beer. So don't judge me.
05:12:11
Speaker
So might have missed some comments. Show her be gone, Jedi.
05:12:19
Speaker
and get another beer so don't judge me so i going to miss some comments sure she said soerbegone jedi
05:12:29
Speaker
Why did you have to hold your dick to go get another beer, though? is my hat backwards is a bigger question. but I had take a piss before got another beer.
05:12:44
Speaker
how you dickens and you went to goator beer yeah i held my dick and then i went't get you're making room so you could drink some more yes i'm reing i'm recycling um um i'm i'm i'm thinking green i don't know why my hat's backwards i didn't really realize my head back i'm i'm keeping it forwards tonight because what's up baby bro
05:13:17
Speaker
That's my girl. right there. Oh, baby.
05:13:26
Speaker
smart so yeah oh yeah that wines kicking the night oh baby Yes, yes, yes, ma'am, and yes, please.
05:13:42
Speaker
I think it's the right answer, right, Scotto? I answered correctly, right? Why are you going to say no? Why are you going to say no? Why would I? Yeah, exactly. Why would say no? Yeah.
05:13:53
Speaker
Oh, shit. No, Connie, please. I've had enough of your hotness. Yeah, said no man ever, ever.
05:14:02
Speaker
um She said, mm, god damn.
05:14:08
Speaker
scar I got good I fucking love you. ah john I'm just going to be taking pisses like this from now on. like du the It's kind of adorable the way you can carry on just in the fucking chat. It's adorable. Yeah.
05:14:26
Speaker
God, I love her. God, I fucking love her that day. You haven't played Edward's 40 hands. Yeah. Yeah.
05:14:37
Speaker
Oh my God, I've wanted to play Edward 40 hands so bad and I have nobody to play it with. And you in you had to have a business. Y'all need to to do that.
05:14:49
Speaker
I've heard that a couple of times. you know Some drunk guy shoves up and is like, oh, do you need help, Ronnie? I'll help you. I'll help you. i believe I believe it. You know what, Scotto?
05:15:00
Speaker
um'm a one hundred percent I'm straight. and that yeah i'm no saying we Sometimes when we drink too much, we have issues. is um oh You've been working out today. need to take a shower.
05:15:20
Speaker
but but so Bring your bitch ass up here and say hi. Stop fucking teasing us in the chat.
05:15:31
Speaker
Now you do.
05:15:34
Speaker
Brady, love you, girl. Golly. I love the fucking shit out of this woman. This woman got me all fucked up.
05:15:44
Speaker
Got me feeling all sorts of ways. That's good, That's all good. it's It's good ways, man. It's good ways. Hashtag.
05:15:55
Speaker
Hashtag. forever and ever and always. That's cute. I think that's super cute. I'm not in a relationship at the moment, which is perfectly fine with me.
05:16:07
Speaker
But it's really cute to be new love, puppy love. you know I think that's really cute. I tell you what, I wasn't looking for a relationship when I found her. i i was not.
05:16:20
Speaker
and i and and and And I told her that. I told her that. I was like, yo, Just so you know, I'm on my bullshit, and I'm acting all sorts of ways. And I stayed on my bullshit ah for a little minute.
05:16:34
Speaker
And then we got to talking, and and and we continued to talk. And um shame then I was like, fuck this bullshit. You know what?
Romantic Anticipations & Connections
05:16:43
Speaker
and dont i go And it don't even matter to the distance. We a't even mean we we haven't even met in person. We've never even been together in person.
05:16:52
Speaker
um You better watch that. I'm telling you, you are going to be so tired that day. know. I'm taking days off work, bro. Both of you. You're both going to be so tired.
05:17:04
Speaker
yeah yeah like like No, man. I was just like... Fuck it, going to shoot my shot. She's going to say, now, motherfucker, we on our bullshit, or she's going to be down for it.
05:17:15
Speaker
And she was down for it. now And I've kept it on. And I apologize for anybody listening and anybody hearing this for the first time, but I kept it on down low. And I kept it low key, not because any other reason other than the fact that i don't want to fuck this shit up. but And it's not necessary to share every single detail of your private life on fucking YouTube.
05:17:39
Speaker
you know It's not. that Maybe forever. Yeah, there she is. yeah Forever and ever and always. You know? ah You meet your soulmate once in a lifetime.
05:17:50
Speaker
There you go. Jedi. I can do it, too. I don't know. Jedi and Trenshel are apparently fighting. now Get the yellow ones, honey. you Get the yellow ones because they last for 36 hours.
05:18:05
Speaker
I don't know what these pills are that you guys speak of. I don't need pills. I don't need... Trust me. but Trust me. I don't need no damn pills to help. I'm pretty sure I'm older than you, so that's only reason I know.
05:18:16
Speaker
Yeah, I don't know nothing about no pills. I'm a big dog. It's a fish blue suspiciously labeled one at the gas station. Oh, my God. So I was here on, like, a fucking Walgreens of all places one day, right? And this guy...
05:18:34
Speaker
She loves you, Skyrim. Just so you know, she loves you. like as much as I like her. Yes. So I met a Walgreens one day, and this guy comes up to the counter, and he doesn't speak English, which is perfectly fine.
05:18:51
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um What happened is he was looking for these little ampules of, like, gold oil, and And I have seen them around for ages, and i never paid attention.
05:19:03
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Apparently, it's some kind of form of liquid Viagra. um And he's asking, hey, where can you see this? I'm like, oh, I think it's i think it's at the liquor store on the corner.
05:19:14
Speaker
the ask one's like, it really work? And he's like, oh, yes, senor. Yeah, ha they really it fucking work. Like, he was so fucking mad. Never since then, I've been on the fucking hunt to find him now. Yeah. Now that I'm looking for it, I can't find it.
05:19:27
Speaker
Of course. Fucking honey go with you. Mm-hmm. Crazy. Well, hopefully your discussion ends with his dumbass coming up here in the next 40 minutes.
05:19:41
Speaker
In the next 40 minutes. Well, I feel like we've been in the next and he still has to go. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. She said, baby, you don't need no fucking pills.
05:19:54
Speaker
Yeah, but they call it tarantula. They call it honey pills. See, I might have to fucking look these. My body stopped at 30 years old, which is fucking fine. But, you know, I'm all assistant a full column, you know, they're a big work for me.
05:20:16
Speaker
Oh, OK. Yeah. transa Yeah. Yeah. It's beautiful. I don't need no goddamn pills. Just so y'all know, don't get it twisted. Don't be feeling some sort of way about me. i don't need no goddamn pills.
05:20:29
Speaker
Don't look at, don't touch your don't you roll your eyes at me, Scotto. but No, I just feel like Brandon's motivation enough for you. You don't need anything else. that She is more than motivation enough for me. Just saying. She knows that too. Got it, girl.
05:20:48
Speaker
And she knows it too. Yes, she does, too. Yeah, she's... Don't lose a distance for you.
05:20:59
Speaker
no
05:21:02
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very Yeah, it's not gonna... Jeebus is gonna weep when Brandy and I get together. The things that we are gonna do together once we're finally in the same room are gonna be a whole Sam Smith she's gay.
05:21:31
Speaker
sam smith is gonna sam smith is goingnna blush you know what if you guys get that reference yeah look i just i didn't i just wait gay for a minute that way if you get that reference shi yeah
05:21:50
Speaker
you See, you're getting your work up, even just in the chat, man. I'm not taking a cold shower, Jedi. You shut your fucking whore mouth.
05:22:03
Speaker
You shut your whore mouth. Like, Brandy, you're like, fuck it. I am fully embracing the nonsensical family. God, girl, I fucking love you, man. You're so goddamn amazing.
05:22:16
Speaker
But if he wants more and more and even more than a man, you don't know me like that, though. You don't know me like that, though. ah strong um making I strive on making them tap.
05:22:31
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I make them tap. Y'all ain't never been with a man like me before. I keep telling that baby She's fixing to find out She's fixing to find out She's fixing to find out You're both fixing to find out on that note You both are Oh trust me On that note we both fucking around and trying to find out In a good way We both We both fuck around find out
05:23:06
Speaker
So after I finish in York, she's still ready to go again.
05:23:14
Speaker
You my bro. She said, gli she just called me out by my whole ass government and name. I don't give baby another. she i names told told I've been told her and I've been promised her. I said, your legs ain't going to work for two days, maybe three, and you're going to forget how to even speak but You're going to learn 27 different languages in one night.
05:23:43
Speaker
You can speak in tongues. You can speak in tongues. I'll watch him speak in tongues. I didn't get these rations. The only thing you can see on my beard is my rations.
05:23:54
Speaker
yeah yeah I have to say, I love that. like your Your gray hairs are perfectly aligned on your beard. It's not a haphazard mess. It's two here and what two here on the sides.
05:24:09
Speaker
It's awesome. yeah Baby girl, I got you. Don't even don't even put slip. You're going to probably need a back brace or some shit. you know I might. i might i may i mean It's hashtag worth it.
05:24:27
Speaker
Hashtag worth it. She said, tarantula art, this man. Oh, Lord have mercy. you
05:24:39
Speaker
o lord i mercy
05:24:43
Speaker
we we we we We went somewhere I didn't expect to be going tonight, but we went there. I have that ability. I can correct. So a funny note. I was amaze i just love the fact.
05:24:55
Speaker
Yeah, I just love the fact. So I know all about this shit. All right. All right. thought you were cracking that beer. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Yeah.
05:25:12
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up there No, man. Look, oh I don't know who was me, and i don't know who was Scotto, but we got her up in the chat tonight, and look at her go, man. It's a woman. It's definitely a woman turning you on.
05:25:27
Speaker
i don't know. I don't know who got her up in the chat tonight. No, I'm turned on, trust me, and and it wasn't you, Scotto. I mean, no offense by that, but I love you. I love you, Scotto, but it was not you that turned me on tonight, but we got her up in the chat, and I don't know if it was me or you that got her up in the chat tonight, tonight but look at her.
05:25:43
Speaker
Maybe it was just me just throwing it out there. Like her those straight men, I might be too much woman for you, baby. Don't you apologize. Don't you apologize, baby girl.
05:25:54
Speaker
Yeah, don't you dare apologize, woman. You're amazing. Okay. Yeah, fuck me. Fuck me. Well, yeah, definitely fuck me, but she will. Oh, gee she Oh, trust me, she will.
05:26:15
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She said, Scott, I told you, man. this is This is my family right here. This is Saturday night, and this is my family. These are my people, man.
05:26:26
Speaker
And then... See him? Good shit. Don't apologize to Glugbeard. Yes, that's what I tell her that all the time, Tarantula.
05:26:40
Speaker
Just be you, baby. Don't apologize. You don't have to apologize for shit. i i ain't that i ain't that guy. I ain't ain't any other guy you've been with before. Just be you. and Just don't even fucking worry about it.
05:26:54
Speaker
Just be your beautiful self, honey. There you go. Yeah, don't know who the fuck is. ah About the belts in the background, I've seen me wrestle.
05:27:06
Speaker
Is that what the belt is? No, I don't wrestle. I wish I would have wrestled. No, these are just custom-made podcast belts. So, hold on a second.
05:27:20
Speaker
oh my God, it's so heavy. Because I am the greatest podcast host of all time, and Joe Rogan is can suck my asshole. ah Fuck you, Joe Rogan.
05:27:33
Speaker
i know i don't know. oh That's awesome. That's fucking awesome. That's ah the nonsensical... world That's that's a Saturday Night Show. The nonsensical nonsense logo.
05:27:45
Speaker
yeah These are legit custom-made championship belts. these are legit customade championship belts Metal, leather, they're like 10 pounds a piece.
05:27:57
Speaker
and They certainly look fucking heavy, yeah. Yeah, dude, they're fucking ridiculous. don't know if I can... This is going to be a testament of how good I am in This is going to great to bring it up, right? Actually...
05:28:12
Speaker
actually and I can't even reach. Fuck it. I'll do it tomorrow. i Never mind. Do it tomorrow when you're sober. I have two of them because this was the first one that they sent me.
05:28:28
Speaker
and And in less than a month, the shit started peeling off. So I reached out to their customer service and I said, hey, man, I just bought this belt. I had literally just spent $300 on this belt.
05:28:40
Speaker
And this is what it looks like. And they were like, you know what? Don't worry about We'll get you one out there within less than a week. So they sent me a new belt. And I got the new belt. And I said, what do I do with this old belt?
05:28:53
Speaker
And they said, you know what? It's yours. coulds Just keep it. And I was like, fucking hell yeah. Let's go. So I have two belts from this company.
05:29:05
Speaker
Hashtag, or not hashtag, but shout out to trophysmack.com. You got all your fantasy football needs and belts and stuff like that. They'll custom make everything. So this one over
05:29:20
Speaker
over here. This one right here. i don't know if I'm going to put the Nonsensical Network logo on or if I'm going to put Glicks House of Music logo on it. But i'm gonna that'll be custom. But I also got my Thor's Hammer as well.
05:29:34
Speaker
I buy random shit just because I have adult money and I shouldn't be allowed to have adult money. Dude, I'm even worse. I do 3D printing as a hobby, so I print. do you really?
05:29:48
Speaker
Oh, yeah, hang on. I did this whole series of where I printed all the horror characters. Like, this is this is Michael Myers, right? This is gorgeous. Fuck, yeah.
Creative Hobbies & Achievements
05:30:00
Speaker
Yeah, that's Michael Myers. I have like 12 of them. so There's Michael. I'll show you the top three. There's Freddy. freddie who's fucking Freddy Krueger, right?
05:30:11
Speaker
Yes! You did that? Yeah, I'm pretty definitive. hitting these comments real quick. By the way, baby girl. Without having Jason. Fucking Jason here.
05:30:25
Speaker
got it but with a chet t ha ha habble you know I gotta hit these comments real quick. Tarantula, I fucking love you, blue beautiful.
05:30:38
Speaker
from from From Brandy. Tarantula said, I love you too, Brandy. And Tarantula said, baby girl, wreck my brother, please. Tarantula, arc this fucker is done. Game over. Yes.
05:30:55
Speaker
Oh my god g click best give autumn belts to Brady because I'm sure she gonna put you Yes, ma'am. Yeah, she she Oh, God, you know thought that would be This motherfucker got me spun Baby girl, you got me spun as shit, too Jesus Christ I told you said ah told you man or o erher said You got it, man? I can't even sing it right now. I'm too drunk to sing it right
05:31:30
Speaker
Yeah. boy Your boy is spun the fuck out like a washing machine. Spun the fuck out.
05:31:39
Speaker
I'm just saying. Y'all don't even know. yeah Y'all don't even know. It's cute. I think it's fucking adorable, to be honest. Jedi is a fucking tease. Yeah.
05:31:52
Speaker
She got me feeling things I ain't never felt before, man. I was like, fuck it. I'm gonna be a man whore. It's hot dad summer. And then here comes Brandy. Skirt, skirt. What's up, bitch?
05:32:03
Speaker
but She got to put that on lockdown. yeah she said, I'm going to need you to put all that bullshit.
05:32:12
Speaker
Just decide because it ain't happening. Mm-hmm. i ain't even met her i ain't even i ain't even met her and i ain't even met her in person yet we ain't even been together in person yet and i'm absolutely fucking locked in on this woman i've had a few relationships like that where you meet online or something there's literally nothing fucking wrong with it and know at all at all yeah no i'm absolutely i'm actually and and and and the crazy thing about it is man once we meet in person
05:32:45
Speaker
i like is that um I'm already feeling all sorts of ways. I feel like I'm going to make a community post and say, you know, sorry I haven't been around for about two months, y'all, because my back is just throwing the fuck out.
05:33:00
Speaker
know Soon, baby, soon. Soon, baby, soon. That's what she said. I
05:33:08
Speaker
done told her. I done told her.
05:33:11
Speaker
done told her. I made a post
05:33:17
Speaker
At the beginning of summer and said it's hot dad summer.
05:33:25
Speaker
And as soon as I can get her.
05:33:30
Speaker
Here and we can get a picture together, the two of us together. I'm going to I'm going to do another post that says, yeah, I'm sorry about hot hot dad summer. It ended abruptly.
05:33:44
Speaker
Well, it's hot dad summer for the both of you. just Just not for everybody else. Just not for the masses. She gets the hot dad. and And she gets the hot dad and I get that fucking gorgeous, beautiful.
05:34:03
Speaker
You know what? I'm going to call you a milf. i won't i um won I won't ever set
Emotional Vulnerabilities & Support
05:34:07
Speaker
my boundaries. I'm just going to call you a milf. But she's your milf. That's the difference. She's milf.
05:34:15
Speaker
She is my MILF. 100%. Oh, you're not wrong. once we met It's already written in stone and it's already a done deal, but once once we are in person, it's solidified.
05:34:33
Speaker
Game over. Love you, brand Brandy. You're amazing. Just from what I read in your chat, you're amazing. <unk> Brandy is one of us. Yes, she is one of us.
05:34:46
Speaker
this is This girl, says she's been she's been watching in the shadows for the last ah last month or so. She's been watching in the shadows. So, guys, I don't know how it happened.
05:34:57
Speaker
And I don't know how she how she decided to come up in the chat tonight. But, man, I'm i'm so thankful for it. But, like, like this is this is our nonsensical family, man, at the end of the day.
05:35:12
Speaker
i am not going to shush.
05:35:16
Speaker
There you go. She wants you to keep it on lockdown. you know Baby, keep it on lockdown. What the hell is B-Pack? That's fucking Brittany. Brittany, what are you doing? Are you okay, Brittany?
05:35:28
Speaker
There you go, baby. Right back after you, baby. are you Are you safe? Are you happy? Are you good? but
05:35:40
Speaker
but Damn, she just dropped. I'm kind of a little bit of worried about Brittany right now. Brittany, are you okay? Yes.
05:35:52
Speaker
Yes, Brittany's amazing. Brittany, not Brittany. God damn it I'm reading chat. I'm worried about Brittany right now. She looks like... What's funny, I have been debating about my nail color. I might get hers next. I might copycat her and get hers next. what Thank you, Randy. Her who?
05:36:10
Speaker
don't know what. Actually, it wasn't Brandy. It was Brittany. Brittany. Somebody trying kick in. I fuck up everybody's names.
05:36:21
Speaker
love you, baby girl. Yeah, thanks, too, man. bra so Is okay? nice We are one the same says brand a brandy brandy is one hundred percent ah nonsense apparently and Are you okay? Brittany, are you okay?
05:36:46
Speaker
Are you okay, Brittany? Brittany, are you okay? Oops, you did it again. You've been struck by. Struck by. A smooth criminal.
05:36:59
Speaker
Well, tonight turned into Glick's love and
05:37:05
Speaker
well tonight turned into lick's love life and Well, baby, you see, this is my family. This is my, the this Saturday night, this is my family.
05:37:18
Speaker
This is my community. These are my friends. And these are the people that i care about. So you have been fully embraced.
05:37:32
Speaker
Oh, yeah.
05:37:35
Speaker
just Okay, pee break for me. I'll be right back. I gotta go potty. well i Yeah, you can't go with me, bitch. You already got a woman. Yeah, too bad. she Don't be such a tease, bitch.
05:37:51
Speaker
Britney, are you okay?
05:37:54
Speaker
Are you safe?
05:37:59
Speaker
brittany ah you okay
05:38:03
Speaker
ah you save
05:38:08
Speaker
Brittany, you have no mic. Are you safe and are you okay?
05:38:14
Speaker
Do you need to help? Thumbs up, thumbs down.
05:38:22
Speaker
Brett, I'm really legitimately worried about you right now.
05:38:36
Speaker
Brett.
05:38:38
Speaker
Can you hear me?
05:38:48
Speaker
Johnny Bones, am I ever wrong for worrying about her right now?
05:38:55
Speaker
I have no idea. I'm rather curious to what's going on. nobody's talking
05:39:07
Speaker
Can I be heard?
05:39:10
Speaker
What? What the? Yeah,
05:39:20
Speaker
yeah I got no idea. Yeah, like seriously. should
05:39:29
Speaker
Brittany, I'm a little bit worried. Can you hear me?
05:39:36
Speaker
Oh.
05:39:49
Speaker
Yeah, Johnny, am I, like, being crazy right now? No. Maybe Jesus has a shitty connection. I adore you too, Pippetro.
05:40:04
Speaker
I have no fucking idea.
05:40:09
Speaker
Brittany, nobody can hear you. And I'm actually legitimately worried about you right now.
05:40:15
Speaker
Even Mr. Tabard I think she's okay Because she's messing with her earbuds I can't hear you Nobody can hear you I know, right?
05:40:34
Speaker
Okay, she's okay She's okay I can't hear you Nobody can hear you She's not my daughter She's like my little baby sister
05:40:47
Speaker
Turn your Bluetooth off.
05:40:51
Speaker
I mean, I'm deaf as opposed, so don't ask me if anybody, like when anybody says, hey, did you hear that? I feel like that's a fucking trick question for me. Let me see. I don't blame that shit
05:41:07
Speaker
shit. No, your settings are all good. Nobody can hear you.
05:41:17
Speaker
I heard something of them for a second to she's okay and you're safe she's gonna fuck with her shit
05:41:32
Speaker
try to leave and come back in I was legit worried about her for a second like like I'm drunk as shit and I have to drive to PA and go kill somebody
05:41:49
Speaker
I gotta to go kill this motherfucker.
05:41:59
Speaker
Oh, even Brandy was checking on her.
05:42:04
Speaker
Why can we not hear you?
05:42:08
Speaker
What did you do?
05:42:11
Speaker
she's just staring at me she wants to punch me in the face so bad right now i was legit about to drive out there like go get in my car drunk as shit and drive out there and kill somebody for you don't look at me like that blank twice if you need to help honey blank twice so
05:42:33
Speaker
even brandy just messaged me and she's like is is brit okay
05:42:43
Speaker
She's having technical difficulties.
05:42:51
Speaker
Which... Which... Interrupted the whole last show. Interrupted the whole last show and got super serious. Like... Glick's going to go kill somebody in Pennsylvania. I've heard it pee, and everything just takes a 180. What the fuck? yeah yeah like Glick's a little legitimately, and and Johnny Bongs has no fucks to give. He's just over there playing with his hair. don't know why we can't hear you, Britt.
05:43:20
Speaker
i don't know why i can't hear you brit I'm trying to put my fucking hair back so it's not my face. Johnny has no fucks to give. I'm ready to go kill somebody if Brittany's not okay. And Johnny Bong's just like, my hair's in my face.
05:43:34
Speaker
Get the fuck yeah at the fuck on. Don't bother me with your bullshit. they I can't see shit with this shit popping down, man.
05:43:47
Speaker
i have to say your burp was kind of perfectly timed. Wait, what? Why can't
05:43:57
Speaker
but why can we not hear you?
05:44:00
Speaker
What did you do? She said, actually, this is what Brittany said. how can read it. I don't know. I don i don't know.
05:44:16
Speaker
folks leave, and then come back. Stop flipping me off. God damn it. I was the legitimately going to drive to wherever you were if you were not okay to murder somebody. Stop flipping me off.
05:44:32
Speaker
Stop fucking with my emotions, young lady. I'll flip you off because I'm too far away for you to drive out to me. like i but I would definitely need some kind of fucking advance notice. You know?
05:44:44
Speaker
Oh, yeah.
05:44:53
Speaker
yeah
05:44:57
Speaker
Oh, man. Brandy.
05:45:02
Speaker
Brandy. yeah You getting a little drunky drunk tonight? Are we both getting drunk tonight?
05:45:11
Speaker
Can you hear us now? Leave and come back.
05:45:17
Speaker
Give her a minute. Yeah, leave and come back. Bernie, he fucking adores you, trust me. mean Look at it. I do. She's like my little sister. and I fucking love her.
05:45:30
Speaker
I love her to death, man. Brandy, I'm fucked up too, honey. Cheers, girl club. You know how I know you're fucked up? Because you're texting like I talk. Yeah.
05:45:52
Speaker
Unfortunately for me, oh, man, I got two beers. oh man, should I order more beer?
05:46:01
Speaker
ah what are we at? No, actually, no, I am not. No, I can drink these. No, yeah, no.
05:46:10
Speaker
Yeah, the show's almost over, so I can drink these a of beers. What, 14 minutes, I think? 14 minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I have...
05:46:21
Speaker
I have 45 minutes to order more beer. Hence why Glick uses... this is why Glick uses... Yeah, but... know down I just think I just had a stroke. Sorry. where's a car something I love Scotto. He's just like, eh, fucking Glick.
05:46:45
Speaker
Wrong. Am I wrong? Brandy, correct me if I'm wrong. yeah yeah now she meant Oh, my God.
05:46:59
Speaker
You better stop it.
05:47:09
Speaker
Johnny, you just put an ascot in? that what I see right there? Is a little bit of an ascot poking out through your your shirt? That's it.
05:47:18
Speaker
ah come Calm down. This is not Scooby-Doo. Calm down, Scooby. this is not You're not Fred. Sometimes. i realize we lost you it's a high know gentlemen with the fashion talk, but now Scott's the thing he had tied around his neck. What's in the fridge?
05:47:42
Speaker
buck time i don't know if i no i don't oh my god baby i don't ah yeah
05:47:57
Speaker
over fa yeah
05:48:12
Speaker
Oh
05:48:42
Speaker
Here comes the general. i'm happi i i I don't know happening. happening. There you go. There we go. Okay, are you okay? Jesus fucking Christ.
05:48:59
Speaker
no you car briney here you go plus down yeah okay are you okay jesus talking try Are you okay?
05:49:14
Speaker
Are you okay? I don't know. Am I ever okay? No, but I mean, like, you're not hurt or in any danger. Oh, no.
05:49:26
Speaker
Okay, that's all that matters. I don't care you're okay. join Tarantula. Why don't you join Brandy? You adorbs, Brandy. scott They're panels. Brandy, you can come up in here.
05:49:46
Speaker
I wouldn't give a shit less if Brandy came up in here.
05:49:52
Speaker
I would love it. yeah a you No, you wanted to make sure you were okay because you looked like you were...
05:50:04
Speaker
Not okay. Like I said, do I got to drive to pe fucking western eastern PA a and fucking murder somebody and rescue my little sister? Might be fine. I was just like dealing with some shit.
05:50:20
Speaker
I think I won't fucking... but You think I won't murder somebody for you? Well, it wouldn't be murder. It would be self-defense. Okay. What I was sad about, the person is already dead.
05:50:34
Speaker
What were you sad about? the guy who The guy you had sex with and he got smited by God and struck by lightning? That's the one.
05:50:47
Speaker
How'd you know? You got me. I'm good. ah suspicious
05:50:56
Speaker
ah no and My phone died and um ah within my car to the bed. i lost it. Don't know where the fuck it is.
05:51:07
Speaker
So I got my laptop now. but ah Wait, on a second. Are you back home? No.
05:51:19
Speaker
no nature Don't lie to me. I'm not. Does this look like my bedroom to you? No, actually it doesn't. Where's your where's your boot thing at?
05:51:31
Speaker
He's up in bed.
05:51:34
Speaker
Oh, what are you going through, Trenchler?
05:51:39
Speaker
You got this. Trenchler, you know damn well you got this, girl. Yeah, girl. You got this. I don't even know what fuck we're talking about. Hold on a goddamn second. but
05:51:55
Speaker
Why am I shutting the fuck up, baby? Hold on a second. Why am I shutting the fuck up? Oh, he said baby. Oh, that's my baby girl. She got in the chat. Dude, she got in the comments tonight. Hey, Britt.
05:52:12
Speaker
Let's see how Red's Face gets. Britt, Britt, just so you know, your boy's fucking, I said it earlier, you done left. Your boy's head over heels, absolutely in love with this fucking woman.
05:52:25
Speaker
So her name is?
05:52:29
Speaker
peres She's literally in the chat. So Brandy.
05:52:37
Speaker
You better fucking be nice. so brand What are your intentions with my bro here? huh
05:52:45
Speaker
You better be fucking nice. Her intentions are forever. it better fuck and be they're better bug me even tissue shoes pains girl so
05:53:02
Speaker
um toothpis yeah
05:53:08
Speaker
it ethnic
05:53:14
Speaker
She had a massive heart attack and passed away.
05:53:19
Speaker
from here to real quick Oh, baby girl. Don't you don't you tell you can't call other ah women baby girl here but
05:53:33
Speaker
is that's her intention that's her intentions right there this is mom my Mama. Okay. Yeah, you better claim him. That's what I like to hear. She got pat on lockdown that Forever. There you go. I saw you drink. Cheers.
05:53:55
Speaker
That's my big bro. Cheers, Scotto. Yeah. Okay. I like... i like
05:54:02
Speaker
Your big bro was literally about to drive to fucking PA and fucking murder somebody because we were all worried about you. You showed up.
05:54:13
Speaker
I know, but you had no you had no you had no audio. You had nothing. It was just like you were there. Fucking hell. Yeah, and I was kind of like red-eyed. No, I had a moment.
05:54:25
Speaker
had a moment. ah had a moment with grandma There she there she is. oh All the respect, Britt.
05:54:38
Speaker
I told you, Britt was but but it's like my little sister, man. Oh, i yeah, for sure. I just want to make sure my bro's being taken care of.
05:54:48
Speaker
Wait.
05:54:52
Speaker
How do you smell? how do you smell? oh my It's right there. It's literally right there on the screen. Just disc call her Britt Britt. It's Brittany, bitch. Or can just call me B. Like, literally, that's what everybody calls me. It's B. It's Brittany, bitch.
05:55:11
Speaker
It's Brittany, bitch. Oh, shit. Yeah, the fuck it is.
05:55:18
Speaker
oh shit ah it yeah I'm trying to be quiet because there are people sleeping
05:55:31
Speaker
brett I was going to make the drive or am I oh shit my ass was about to drive I'm closer than anybody I was about to drive my drunk ass yeah I have nothing to worry about oh man I just When it comes that. I just love her. Oh, there you go, Brandy. Brandy says, I just love her. She's beautiful.
05:55:52
Speaker
She is. She's amazing. Love you too, Brandy. As long as you take care of my bro. No, no. You still didn't spell it right. Okay, I might not like you. Don't worry about the spelling, you psychopath. She's drunk as fuck.
05:56:09
Speaker
She's had three and a half bottles of wine.
05:56:14
Speaker
Oh, you better stop it. do yeah polish Moonshine Pineapple. Sorry, I'm right there with you, Brandy girl. I'm here. With your bad self. Brandy.
05:56:25
Speaker
I'm going to have a table. Okay, there's three fucking pieces. I might well finish it. I'm going order more beer and we're going to have a conversation about this.
05:56:41
Speaker
Just so you know. I'll spit out the rest of the ritual and he goes... I gotta grab my charger for a cocktail. Just saying. Ladies and gentlemen, I hate to do this. I hate to do this. I'm sorry, but we are our mark. have to have personal conversations in the back room.
05:57:04
Speaker
You did almost much make it to six hours, like your predictions, so you did pretty good. No, no, we're we're we're we're at so. chocolate and and and i'm gonna Fuck shit.
05:57:16
Speaker
Baby, this fucker is my love. Bloody Brit and Brandy. Yes, Gato. I do have to have a conversation.
05:57:29
Speaker
ah um um my gosh, it's a Babs situation. It's a Brit, Angel, and Brandy. Babs. Babs. Yes, Babs.
05:57:43
Speaker
We're the Babs ass bitches. it You know what? I'm way too drunk to fight with you about this. Good. which Bitch. Shut up. Nobody has you.
05:58:01
Speaker
But I'm ordering more beer. I'm getting more beer, you guys. Okay.
05:58:09
Speaker
and You know what? I take it back. I'm not driving to PA to murder somebody. I don't care if she gets beat up in sex trafficking. Why would you come in when I literally say that I'm in in the show?
05:58:25
Speaker
have to end the to end the show. yeah this is it i have to end the show i have i have to end the show yeah i because otherwise ways i'm gonna kick otherwise blaze is gonna kick me in the day don't want to finish with six hours blaze is gonna kick me in the day i'll end it i've been back oh he's a part of it again yeah yes Guys, thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for writing out.
05:58:53
Speaker
Thank you everybody who came up on the panel. runninging bit brit fisher Johnny Bongs. Love you, brother. love johnnys ah You're beautiful. You're gorgeous. You're amazing.
05:59:04
Speaker
And I will see you guys Tuesday night. what that being i said i got I got it in the stream. If by chance I decided... I'm not going to lie to you guys. Fuck it. Just follow us.
05:59:20
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just follow