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Nonsensical Nonsense: What's good Gen pop?!?!
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Here we go again with the fockery and insanity lets open them doors and let the lunatics take over the asylum
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Yes.
Introduction and High-Energy Kickoff
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Welcome to the fuck.
00:03:16
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ah y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue is topped off, and my helmet's on tight, baby. We about to riz them with a tism. Let's get with it. Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
00:03:29
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What the fuck is happening?
00:03:39
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it's what fuck is happening What's going on, guys? Happy Saturday. Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense, right here on the Nonsensical Network. We'll open the doors up here in a few minutes.
00:03:50
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you're not already, go ahead and check us out. Follow us everywhere. Hit that bio.link slash nonsensical network. All them links is there. Catch the shows when we're live. We're always live doing something, well, at some point.
00:04:05
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But if you hit them buttons and you hit them bells and you share them, then you'll know everything that we do when we do how we do. motherfuckers. And don't forget, nine out of ten grannies do approve.
00:04:18
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That's God's honest truth. It's been a hot minute. feel like I ain't been around here since
Weekend Antics and Challenges Recap
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last Saturday night. I did survive. Unfortunately, Michael survived as well, even though he couldn't complete a challenge, but he's not with us.
00:04:33
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but Slut face is with us. I'm just kidding.
00:04:38
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No, no. Now she's camera shy all of a sudden. Anyways, Michael is in the building with us tonight, hanging out. I'm not drinking a shot of minutes.
00:04:50
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Glick and his derp squad are hanging out. michaels Michael, i don't i don't I don't appreciate you changing your name, but that was up there for a reason. at that time
00:05:03
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Listen, foam, man, foam. Foam was my anemone.
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Call it what you want to call it.
00:05:14
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We look at Michael. we know here We took it from the default and got some actual appearances.
00:05:26
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Michael, a.k.a. Chum Bucket, Saturday night, got to, got to, here we go, just that just in case you folks didn't see it. Michael got to 82 and then had to call up some dinosaurs.
00:05:42
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I, however, completed the challenge, chugged a beer, and then continued to drink. And I might have fallen asleep either theyre on the show or backstage. I don't know. That is a rumor I've heard.
00:05:55
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And I don't care either way because I had a very long weekend last weekend. And by Saturday night, I was fucking worn out. You were fucking happy.
00:06:06
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I ruined your naps going up an hour too early. Yeah, you did. If I knew it was going to four hours to get out of the house, would just showed up three and a half hours later.
00:06:17
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Hey, man, Blaze was setting stuff up and getting stuff prepared and getting stuff ready. And I've learned one thing. Let Blaze do Blaze's thing.
00:06:28
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thank you Blaze isn't that word. You needed that extra time.
00:06:36
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Wait, what?
00:06:39
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Chum bucket over there.
00:06:42
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Blame the foam, man. I don't know why you didn't do what I was doing if you were worried about the foam. I had like 10 glasses. Four a month ahead of time? Yeah. man that was Some people, they'll remain nameless, tarantula, don't know how to count and tried to accuse me of only doing 95.
00:06:59
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And if I only did 95, that beer that I chugged, at the end of it, more than made up for the other five ounces. But... that so what are you doing baby girl what up binge how's your week did you get caught up on your last couple nights me yeah you mr play hook on tuesday play hooky on tuesday and wednesday uh well first and foremost uh wednesday i was told to uh set that one out by blaze ah was like he was like britney and i have this one i was like whatever don't care
00:07:36
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we're doing done You are really good at doing it. You can ask Blaze. Blaze said that they were going to take it because they were doing cannabis and cannabis laws. And I was like, oh yeah, I would just sit there completely confused and lost. And then I would ask questions and you guys treat me like I'm an asshole because I don't fucking know these things.
00:07:56
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you know You guys. Yeah, shut up, Brittany. Nobody's talking to you. War. Fuck you, it's war. Brittany Bish.
00:08:08
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but Brittany. Shut your fucking slow-ass mouth before I slap it. Sorry, Brad. Oh, cool. yeah got okay Okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
00:08:26
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Sorry, Blaze, thank you. So, okay, Blaze, don't know if you were watching, if that's why you told me that. But, so, yeah, no, so, yeah, right I had I got no dog in that in that fight. I don't know anything about
Missed Episode and Cannabis Discussion
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weed or the law. I mean, I know that it's 100% recreational and medical here in Ohio and and whatnot.
00:08:49
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So I was like, eh, you know what? You're probably right. I should set Wednesday out. But I didn't have anything going on Tuesday, and I didn't want to try to force something. So I would like to say that I've caught up on my sleep, but I don't sleep very well.
00:09:04
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I don't sleep very well. what chatterbox i see you guys over there jedi mk tarantula benji uh don't care about that britney chick in the chatterbox she's obnoxious please ah what
00:09:25
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but la dude you keep doing that with your eyeballs and it's like you're like oh wait what
00:09:38
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that so michael that's what you That's what you guys do. You guys give me fucking Forest Whitaker. i I swear to God. When you said that, that's what I was thinking of, too. That's the face I make when someone's saying stupid things. was like, could I be stroking right now? I feel like I'm stroking right yeah you know what you know now. Now I know why that blood vessel burst in my eye last week and it was you fuckers. Michael's like, guilty.
00:10:03
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Hey. Fucking welcome. Yeah, thanks. Thank you for giving me an aneurysm. fifty as little I have a brain bleed.
00:10:16
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Speaking of huge celebrities dying real quick, because Blaze just reminded me. Our boy
Celebrity Death Predictions Game
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Blaze is on the board finally in the angel of death that took him long enough. But if I can get this to pop up.
00:10:30
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Poosh the button, Glick. Jim Lovell. Jim Lovell, mission commander, Apollo 13. So I can get you my name in January. Revere's re-batted his job and setting his capsule on fire.
00:10:42
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yeah Yes. we will We will do our picks live in January on a show. Sweet. I cannot wait. so it's very for twenty twenty For the Angel Death.
00:10:54
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um But with that, the Angel of Death update, I would just like to let everybody know that I'm leading. I've killed the most celebrities so far this year. Can you repeat the names that the other people have? I was trying to read the rules, but I was kind of... No. no Okay, so you can't repeat the other person's name.
00:11:14
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No. Once somebody picks them, they're ah they're they're off the they're off the board. They can only be picked one time. The jackass wants to take someone else's answer. You're a piece of shit. You're fucking piece of shit, you dick.
00:11:25
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i The same person we do a Mount Rushmore, which is only your top four, and we say wrestlers, and she starts listing off food and paint, and she gives us 20. Hot
00:11:37
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hot dogs. Sherman Williams. It's Brittany, bitch. it's brit I found it, by the way, motherfucker. Again, Brittany.
00:11:49
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again brittany bit it's it's pretty it's The clicketh give it, and the clicketh can take away.
00:12:01
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gli of lior told you i won't I won't get hungry with power. Yeah, okay. Shall we replay the Snapchats from earlier?
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And I and erda end i quote, give me the power, click, right now. I want the power. or have the power. Raise your laptop up high and says, I have the power.
00:12:32
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The power is mine now, click. The power of Christ compels you, Brittany. It has the exorcist bitch on it, and it says it seems like a good day for an exorcism. was going to wear that, but it's in the dryer.
00:12:48
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Linda Blair.
00:12:52
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Sometimes, sometimes I say it all the time. You just got to let things simmer, Michael. You just got to let them simmer. You're a comedian. You should know this. There's just bitches on it
00:13:11
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ye on it. Yep. That movie was so fucked up in so many levels, but fucking herself with a crucifix as a child in a movie. Nobody seemed to be fazed by that. And it's not like it was a pleasant experience.
00:13:30
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It came out moistened on on on the red end. I'm just saying. i It's not the experience. It's the the visual of a young girl. Literally. take
00:13:46
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Fucking herself with a crucifix. This is one of the greatest horror movies of all time.
00:13:53
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The original version was banned from theaters. to rework it. I can understand why. It was before they um you know outlawed subliminal messaging type things and in film.
00:14:04
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Every so many every so many ah frames, there was one single frame that was like a terrifying devil face. People literally were having heart attacks and stroking out in theaters because it was so terrifying to them.
00:14:18
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And they didn't uns understand why.
00:14:22
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That one game where you had to make it through the maze and like the third one, even if you didn't hit it, it would be that face popping up. My brother did that shit to me when I was a kid. i fucking like screamed so loud. It's the middle of the night. My dad was pissed me like beat the crap out of him. He's like, wow, what are you doing?
00:14:42
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Anyways, that's a really good story. I tried to make it quick because, you know, I did the Britney fade, so I'm trying to, like, cut it but like shorter.
00:14:55
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I'm trying to do better, man. ah This is why i explain things, Michael. She's like, I'm doing the work. I'm not a slacker. Speaking of Friday nights, what the hell were you guys watching last night?
00:15:07
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Uh, some weird shit. Short films? Yeah, you think? Supposed to be comedy short films. two of them, maybe three of them are pretty funny here and there. I tuned in and I tuned in and and time I tuned in, there was a dude in red panties and nipple tassels fighting two guys in pigments. I was like, I really have to pay more attention to what they do on Friday nights on this network. You were saying the opposite of this.
00:15:35
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yeah I mean, I did have to pause it and get rid of you guys off the screen. Excellent place to pause and blow it up big screen.
00:15:47
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If I put this on my laptop, it'll be bigger. That's what she said. That's what's up, dude. that's what you said so the way to make fish like
00:16:00
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oh yeah okay that's whatsdu got second today in the golf tournament today that's good news if you got second today in the golf tournament that happened yesterday today ah yeah second place is good congratulations work this out we'll be here a while
00:16:28
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that won we be here while I'm surprised somebody who does something classy like golfing watches this shit. MK, explain yourself. I understand why you're that first name. We're intelligent. There's nothing classy about MK. I hung out with MK a couple Fridays ago on on Shaman with Shaman.
00:16:47
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And I'm like, yep, he's our people. Don't ever apologize. It's a sign of weakness.
00:16:55
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Sorry.
00:16:58
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I am not classy, period. You put punctuation in your fucking text messages, bro. you love that. I fucking love that, by the way. I
Texting Habits and Communication Styles
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do that.
00:17:10
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You do? Yeah, I put periods in. You sure do. Look at that one. That's awesome. Right there. There's one. Oh, there's another one. Oh, there's one. No punctuation. I'm having a little extra...
00:17:23
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no punctuation why a little extra ah That's classy punctuation right there. It's because people pick on me for being so fucking punctual.
00:17:36
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You are not punctual. That's what I just said. Because i people make fun of me. and i get Punctual means on time, you jackass. and then what do you Whatever, you know what I'm mean saying. I'm um not
00:17:57
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yeah because you certainly practice proper english and grammar techniques in your voice messages that you send oh no we got like a 10 second delay before she starts talking when it's talking it's different but when i'm like writing out i'm very grammar correct i don't give a fuck either way
00:18:20
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um work perfect the words are suspect yeah yeah I don't give a damn if I'm typing it if I'm texting it in or if I'm saying it if I destroy the English language on a daily basis He sent one to me earlier today had to read three times and still made some sense but put it all together in one and gotta read it.
00:18:41
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You just gotta read it three times and it still made some sense but put it all together in one and it's like just gotta read it you just gotta read it You just gotta read it. I'll read it out loud. Let's see what the audience thinks. Let's read it out loud.
00:18:58
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Yeah, because i because like I told you, let me take time out of my day where I'm not doing anything to go fix something that nobody fucking gives a rat's ass about. about Hey, calm down.
00:19:10
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Everything's okay. he said No, it's not. He's got problems. Here it is. No, I haven't. You people, my. The last brain cell. And I have. yeah I have left hurt enough as it is.
00:19:27
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That's a text message. You have to separate it. That's a text message from Glick. but My last brain cell is gone. That's why it types. that That's why I text like that. Because my last brain cell is gone.
00:19:42
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This is why you should have been here on the weed. fine why yeah that'll smarten him right up okay actually i like his answer better it'll smarten you right up you want to be intelligenter hang out with us mores the
00:20:09
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what he said hang out with us stoners more ha wall
00:20:17
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Exactly.
Brittany's Job Loss Story
00:20:23
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How was your week, Britt? Huh? How was your week?
00:20:29
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Well, I got fired, so that's that. but but What the fuck?
00:20:36
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How the fuck do you get fired on your day off? This is Bruce. Well, because I got injured on the job, I had to take a piss test that came out.
00:20:49
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30 obviously with the swede was it trying to take a detox drink thing it used to work when i was on probation i didn't want me this time that text is a whole ass room yeah right jedi garbage hair bitch and don't know where that came from sorry was it worth it
00:21:19
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That's right. MK, speaking the truth. Wait, huh?
00:21:26
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Jedi says periods are not necessary all the time. Brittany? And MK said for a female, definitely necessary or a baby comes next.
00:21:43
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Show up late, but whatever you do, don't not show up at all. That's what I say to my period.
00:21:55
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no Wait, repeat that last time. It's time for the percolator. It's time for the percolator.
Debating Controversial Topics
00:22:05
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Click, click, click, click, bubble, bubble, bubble, click, click, bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble bubble, bubble, bubble bubble, bubble bubble bubble does not comp compete ah ladies and gentlemen give you two prime examples of why abortion should be legal and weeds should not be honestly They should have taken me out when they had a chance.
00:22:26
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I think in some cases, abortion should be mandatory. yeah Talking to you, Jerevishi, wherever you're at. All right, col Cletus and Mary Lee, sorry, but not for you.
00:22:39
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um I shared this to family and everything. i I'm just not going to say shit. You, uh, speaking of Cletus, this just popped into my head.
00:22:50
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You know how you remember, and I don't know if they still do, cause I don't watch Fox a whole lot because the Browns are very rarely on Fox for football. you remember how Fox Sunday football used to have the robots? Yes. Yes.
00:23:02
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So there's a ah memorabilia store down here at the mall and they had the Cleveland Browns Cletus robot. Huh?
Cleveland Browns Robot and Imagined Scenarios
00:23:10
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And I think I'm going to purchase that from, I think I'm going to go down there and, uh, make me a little purchase to add to my, uh,
00:23:16
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My little collection of brown shit. is it If you're going to name it Cletus, just yeetus that fetus. thats How much is it? It's only $30. Oh, that's not bad then.
00:23:28
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But it's a metal fucking robot. Yeah, that's why I expected it to be more. Yeah, no, it's it's like it's a full-size robot too, Brittany. It's like seven foot tall.
00:23:40
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It can fetch me beer. gonna bring it for the one football dancers and I mean, I probably could if I really wanted to. I won't allow you to date robot.
00:23:52
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I won't allow you to date my robot.
00:23:57
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You got nice fingers? Never mind. Especially if she's in here is what he's saying. Wait, what? What happened? You don't read? no look but she doesn't read. She doesn't know how to read, but she does properly punctuate.
00:24:15
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She's very punctual. Yeah, she's very punctual. The word's punctuatory, stupid. Yeah, the punctuation in that sentence fucked me up and I had to read it twice.
00:24:31
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Hello, Tarantula. What What up, Angel? Link's in the chat. and Come on in. Come on in That joke was about to be terrible. late Just stop.
00:24:44
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What joke? I heard you. Were you getting any challenge ah ah you gettingnna ready to tell a joke? No, you were.
00:24:56
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Oh, no, I wasn't. We're live, bitch. Let me hit the rewind button, Brittany. but i was going to make a comment.
00:25:08
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Which you thought was going to be funny, a.k.a. joke.
00:25:14
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No.
00:25:17
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I know how, I know when and how to be funny.
00:25:22
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Occasionally. How's the I? Sometimes, sometimes I just like to say things and they're just statements. And sometimes people find those statements to be funny, but they're not meant to be The I is still an I. It's actually starting to clear up a little bit, but it's all still. Just a little. It's pretty red.
00:25:40
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Does it hurt? Yeah. No, it's, ah when i hit the I forgot my camera switch. You gotta look the other direction. Look the other way. I am looking the other way. Give me head backwards.
00:25:52
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Your hat's blocking your eye. I'll look the other way. I'll just send you a fucking picture of Jesus Christ. You literally got the wrong eye and you want to talk shit about me?
00:26:08
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got the what?
Humorous Banter on Stereotypes and Regions
00:26:11
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Did you say have round eyes? Oh my fucking god, I hate you. You got round eyes. That's racist. ah Fucking slur.
00:26:20
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ah Fucking guilo. They're flat. Eyes are flat.
00:26:30
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I'm a flat iron. Lord, give me the strength. Or whoever. Whatever deity is up there, give me the strength. whatever entity. I'm going to go fuck myself with a crucifix in about five seconds.
00:26:44
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Brittany, challenge accepted or what? Lazy Jedi calling you out.
00:26:49
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Trying, looking at your own asshole. Oh, I've already... Fuck. Okay.
00:27:01
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Tell me you haven't looked at your own asshole. I haven't looked at my own asshole. Don't believe I've ever looked at my own asshole.
00:27:11
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Could not tell you what that chocolate starfish looks like. Your mom can, but I can't. ah Not going to lie. Now I'm kind of intrigued.
00:27:23
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How does one pull this off? I'll have to figure it out. I'll i'll give you a how-to video tonight, kids. He was talking about you, Glick, with your eye situation.
00:27:34
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You must have been looking at your own asshole and accidentally rubbed your eyeball on it. little bit of the pink eye. You know you you guys caught me. I've been hiding a dirty secret. I'm i'm extremely flexible.
00:27:48
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I can bend around. Oh, yeah. He's definitely a flexible. He's a glick hitter. Wow.
00:28:00
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Brittany, just stop. There's some things like you shouldn't say out loud. and That just sounded just... yeah yeah i know that's why i said afterwards ask brandy yeah yeah yeah just i have a shot yeah that'll speak right up that'll get this train on the tracks and booze to it yeah cheers
00:28:34
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yeah she
00:28:42
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Half a handle. Let's go. sure i think she's talking. I think you might be mentioning your queefs.
00:28:50
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yeah Probably. I'm known for this. Backstage, you were gone, Blake. She queefs so loud. Out of nowhere. No, no, no. See, I was there. So if you guys are going talk shit about someone, make sure they're not listening. No, this is when you... I've heard all the horrible things you sons of bitches said about me because you're jealous. was my wedding gift.
00:29:13
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You're jealous of my superior words. It's 745. It sure is. My alarm's off. No, actually. No, I'm glad. My computer says 744. Your phone's a fucking liar.
00:29:26
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your I'm on team Michael here. My phone says 745 as well. Because we're in the right time zone. It's not unlike Brittany to be a minute behind.
00:29:39
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yeah time for the per got did the group Time for the percolator. Time for the percolator. Shut up, Jedi. Why don't you bring your ass up here? good stuff Where you're at is 445, because you're in a much better place than Ohio.
00:29:56
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No, wait. No, that's not accurate. I would say any place is better than Ohio, but there are places like Pennsylvania, West Virginia, anywhere over here in the northeastern corner, New York, Maine, Jersey, Boston.
00:30:11
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Yeah, when I'm leaving West Virginia and that sign says, leaving West Virginia, that's the best place to be in West Virginia. Now entering anywhere else. yeah Unless it says, welcome to Ohio, the heart of it all, then I'm like,
00:30:24
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so I can't even turn around. I'm screwed either way. Just make a hard left and go on till morning. Yeah, no. I don't want to die in the Ohio River that separates West Virginia and and Ohio.
00:30:39
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Fuck ass balls. The Ohio-West Virginia River.
00:30:49
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and do want to thank you for champagne of beers, Michael, that you couldn't finish.
00:30:55
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champagno Champagne of beers? Champagne. Champagne. Miller Highlights. a champag the The link is in the chat. Come on in.
00:31:09
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Oh, yeah. I got to pin it here. I'll just post it again. I didn't pin it because my brain hurts. Because you're not good at what you do. That's why. ah all right, Angel. ah Angel, you know what you really meant.
00:31:20
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I am not. I don't care.
00:31:28
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Shut up, you flap. Shut your flaps.
00:31:32
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I'm kidding. I can smell your flaps from here. Meat flaps. That is gross. Close your legs. Slore. You're attracting flaps. You're really going to go that far.
00:31:48
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You're really going to go that far.
00:31:54
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Not willingly. oh shit she's a gangster son oh my hashtag roast beef hashtag you guys i didn't hashtag say it really good it was really good was it really good was it yeah there you go awesome like oh y'all i say that a lot but honestly all y'all
00:32:26
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ye
00:32:30
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now that think of it and you made it a fucking thing i just realized yeah i do say that somebody's got to be on the ball around here glist is not showing off the farmer's tan tonight of course it would be you i don't have a farmer's tan actually was tan what are you talking about red's not tan dummy that's called burnt i'm not i wasn't burnt i was burnt one time and it was my legs not my arms
00:32:58
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I had 27th degree burn on my leg.
00:33:04
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Your friend Mandy L. She was in last night and mentioned she got a sunburn. She's not here yet. but She was on the show. She probably did last night it was mentioned that she got a sunburn too. I gave her the same clue in that I gave you.
00:33:16
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It's called sunscreen. It's been around for a lot of years. Every dollar store has it. Every town has four fucking dollar jams. Dollar gentrals. Yeah, man. Well, that was like I told you when it happened. I put sunblock on everywhere. Didn't even think about my legs.
00:33:31
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Never once have my legs ever been sunburned. And that's not everywhere. Never once have my legs gotten sunburned like that. But you know what? now Lesson learned. It took me one time.
00:33:42
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And I was like, nope, not doing that. No, it will not. Yeah, it will. Now my feet will sometimes get, like if I spend a lot of time out outside on the weekends, my feet will sometimes get a little red.
00:33:54
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Because I wear my flippy floppies. Flip out of flops. Flip it in property. What's
00:34:04
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that? Sunscreens of things. Surprise.
00:34:11
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um I've seen you. You look like powder. Probably accurate. Burst into flames.
00:34:21
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I'm rocking my brows gear tonight. I don't have any sleeveless cleveland shirts, but I do have a few that I can make sleeveless.
00:34:30
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You are more in the chatterbox when you're on the shows than you are when you're not on the shows. That's not true whatsoever. Oh, that that's so accurate. Well, you guys are giving me shit for not reading it, so I'm trying to fucking be there, you dick.
00:34:47
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I don't even pay attention to these guys anymore. All right. if you' hes int your center Since I realized that those guys, those people are gen pop. I don't want to associate with them. Now I have my minions associate with them. Gen pop.
00:35:05
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He must have recently seen an episode of Oz or something. He said gen pop 8,000 times this week. Dude, that show was wild. Never seen an episode of Oz. Never seen one episode before.
00:35:16
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never seen one episode Lots of gay sex. I mean, prison sex. It's not gay. It's just prison sex. that stuff Yeah, it's it's it is it is it is soft, romantical, lots of caressing, lots of just sweet lovemaking in that show.
00:35:34
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Lots of dude-on-due prison acts. And a lot of dick and balls, Brittany, and we know how much you enjoy dick and balls. As we learned this weekend when you, this week when she talked about going to the Dropkick Murphy show.
00:35:48
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me oh we don't do it all dumb and tweedle dumber in our group chat the other day trying to convince me to wear a kilt to your goddamn wedding yo you better fucking wear a kilt and i said if if and i mean ah big if which is not going to happen sorry michael i'm not wearing a kilt if i did britney asked the question of boxers or briefs and i said if i put a kilt on no i didn't ask that i said the real question with my no no the real question is if you wear underwear or not They were the ones that said that they were to boxers.
00:36:23
Speaker
I am not wearing boxers. And or brief. I'm going full on. If you're wearing a kilt, that shit's got to flang out. Why did you put that into my head?
00:36:34
Speaker
Flang out. Clicking a job. I'll be back later when you're done with this one. Just for you, Jedi.
Wedding Kilts and Associated Customs
00:36:44
Speaker
Jedi, we're going to put that on our Lazy Glicks face.
00:36:47
Speaker
This is what I walk into. I know. you even talking about it? This was supposed to be a big you know event for us to promote later on. can't give. I mean, that's not happening. previous Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding.
00:37:02
Speaker
Just kidding. Just subscribe to Lazy Glicks for a big surprise at the end of September. Or little surprise. Well, Lazy says... lay said that he's he's backing out he's not doing it yeah i can't i can't i can't i can't bring myself to spend that kind of money on an entire outfit that i would wear one time in my life and never wear again or every single same past day you've had your you care if i stream to my channel too i say yeah yeah okay yeah yeah yeah
00:37:36
Speaker
When somebody was taking the night off a couple weekends ago, I won't mention any names. Oh, i I'm off. Yeah, I saw you're filling in. Okay, well, you should have brought your kilt.
00:37:50
Speaker
yeah ah Hey, have you know, Shaman invited me back. Any Friday, I wanted to come back. I told her, said, yeah, my Friday's the kids are here. canceled that invite ahead of time.
00:38:01
Speaker
Shaman was in last night, too. He said it was uncancellable.
00:38:06
Speaker
No. No. mean No. my elders are here I was doing I was talking to default over here. right there I told Shaman well and I don't know I'm up on the panel.
00:38:23
Speaker
No Canadians were allowed. Oh, hey.
00:38:30
Speaker
and know This is an anti-Canadian channel. I'm just kidding. We love you bastards as long as you're in the chatterbox. Dude, the one that I invite my fucking Canadian friend, you say this shit.
00:38:45
Speaker
First off, your friend is an imaginary friend because katie Canadians like the homeless the homeless and like prostitutes are not real people. I'm going to download that.
00:38:58
Speaker
Hey, what's up, baby girl? brand new Brandy in the house. happy brandy that's my baby Stop and texting my girlfriend and we're trying to talk at night, slur.
00:39:09
Speaker
She's like, hold on, Brittany's texting me. I said, fuck that bitch. Tell her to go fuck herself. So does that mean it's if it's texting, does that mean you're having a three-way?
00:39:21
Speaker
ah God, no. Don't do that. was she said, that was that was one night. i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna put that up in the in the uh the thing uh tarantula i'll put it up on the screen maybe i will i gotta figure out how to work this thing from my phone she said she found uh jenny it's britney bitch it was one night
00:39:54
Speaker
i have to tell her lazy doesn't look old enough to have a son who's this bitch
00:40:06
Speaker
it's me dummy oh i was like wait what i was about to say that looks familiar ah good lord hey both of you shut up i'm still figuring it out that's that's why you got the text you got today michael I told you. That brain said.
00:40:32
Speaker
Immediately after I shared Steve, he said no Canadians. Okay, well, that's a take. That's a take.
00:40:44
Speaker
Somebody could rise. Steve actually lives in Kentucky. He lives in Kentucky. yeah Oh, yeah. I was in there that night. I don't even know.
00:40:56
Speaker
Blaise and I were up there. Blaise was like, oh, I'm from Kentucky, too. Where are you from, man? yeah and I always give him shit. I'm like, you're not even from Canada. You're from Kentucky. Canna-tucky.
00:41:09
Speaker
I call him Kentuckian. Wow, baby. I just told him today he's my favorite Kentuckian.
00:41:18
Speaker
yeah So, yeah hey, Blaise, go fuck yourself. How about you get in here, Brandy?
00:41:27
Speaker
she's scared how like too well or like too good looking you are for this fuck over here scared i have a huge dick because i'm ugly and i have no money so oh my god dream so so tarantula sent me this and she said she found jedi
00:41:52
Speaker
yeah That's perfect. Thanks, Trantula. Yeah, that's even more rude than what I said. That is kind of fucked up
00:42:06
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up. Jedi, it's good to see you got your people your teeth fixed. Why all of you come down? It's the nice to see that you got your teeth fixed.
00:42:20
Speaker
It's true. You're a fucking dick, dude. But no, does not look like that. That's just me. Thank you, Brittany. Thank you, Brittany.
00:42:31
Speaker
but do you What are you talking about? fucking hate you, His teeth are mangled in that picture. Now they look great. He's got a he's got a beautiful smile.
00:42:44
Speaker
Now... He even looks like he's kind of got a little bit of a tan from back then. He so sort of looks like he's got Forest Whitaker eye.
00:42:56
Speaker
one looks kind of You're kind of hung up on the Forest Whitaker eye tonight. I can't help it. I'm out of control now. I mean, his eye's hung up, so it makes sense. hello It really does look like the metal coat hanger that his mom tried to board him with got stuck on his eyelid, and he just... it's So close. But yet far.
00:43:21
Speaker
well almost it's like charlie like damn it damn my mom tried to get an abortion but it didn't take she's still trying though she never gives up it's been 51 years but she's still trying it
00:43:46
Speaker
Just keep bopping and weaving, Michael. Keep bopping and weaving. Keep bopping. That's all you can do, That's all you can do. I mean, that's how you got it out of the uterus, so it could work again. Sue's sue's listening to the show.
00:44:07
Speaker
who Uh-oh.
Weekend YouTube Freedoms
00:44:09
Speaker
He's outrageous. What up, bitch? Sorry. I mean... um And you guys on Wednesday night got the 18 and up sentence from YouTube. Meanwhile, this happens on Saturday nights and we get nothing.
00:44:30
Speaker
I think on Saturdays, youtube everybody at the YouTube offices just go home. and they're just like how dar bucket yeah they don't They don't work weekends. They're like, we can't control these assholes. They're to do what they want. They're going say what they want, no matter what we do to them.
00:44:47
Speaker
It is what it is. for angela says Love you, Jedi. Not sorry, though. i don't blame her.
00:44:57
Speaker
The Lazy and Shaman Show. Friday's on The Lazy and Shaman Show. know what that
00:45:08
Speaker
was. Brittany, do the arm thing.
00:45:18
Speaker
Yeah, the dance of your people. but it'ss It's bitch. It's Brittany, bitch. It's Brittany, bitch. It's Brittany, bitch. That's the family reunion slash mating ritual.
00:45:29
Speaker
Nah, when you give me control. o It's Britney, bitch. It's Britney, bitch. It's Britney, bitch. It's Britney, bitch. It's Britney, bitch.
00:45:40
Speaker
It's Britney, bitch. Stop. Stop. You can't stop it once you get when you get the ball rolling.
00:45:55
Speaker
I'm going to Thanos you. Uh-oh. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to keep it on there that long. Blaze, you got your ears out there by chance. Can we get a video of Brittany turning to dust like in the Avengers movies?
00:46:12
Speaker
Uh-oh. That's how you get but rid of unwanted co-hosts around here, huh? I don't feel good, Mr. Stark. I'm on high alert. Why did you have to use that example, man?
00:46:26
Speaker
knowll what I the only one I could think of. You made Michael cry again, you bastard. It's Saturday. It's going turn into Mooncaring for Men as we all start crying, thinking about Spider-Man getting Thanos-ed.
00:46:42
Speaker
but but that's a thing i don't think we've ever had an episode today I don't think we've ever had an episode taken down. we've gotten a lot of shit yeah but we don't allow canadians on our panel that's true yeah this year had like a cap on your internet but no there's a wall around our network that we don't allow canadians mexicans can come in yeah i was just gonna say they'll find a way yeah oh lockkins we just just not gonna handle all on us
00:47:14
Speaker
Oh, excuse us, eh? Sorry about your wall there. Didn't see it. We'll go home now. Didn't mean to offend, eh? I parked my moose over yonder, eh? Have some fine paper syrup as our surprise. that so Thank you.
00:47:32
Speaker
I hate all of you. I know, I'm just kidding. I'm going to like the Canadian people. If only they were real and not pigments of our imagination.
00:47:44
Speaker
Just like every girlfriend you've ever had. Except for your mom, Jedi. oh god this She's imaginary too. She's a sweet, sweet lady. Yeah, she's way too hot for you.
00:47:59
Speaker
All she does is let me into Jedi's room at night. What are you talking about?
00:48:04
Speaker
Whatever you need. Quick, you're the reason I drink. I understand that. I'm also the reason drink Jedi.
00:48:15
Speaker
you I have to live with this. Cheers, guys. It's sad. You don't park your muse. You let it wander. You let it wander. Otherwise, you're going to be replacing it.
00:48:30
Speaker
Some Canadian knowledge we just got hit with. Uh-oh. Brittany's allergic to mooses.
00:48:41
Speaker
It's meese, dummy. Oh, shit. Sorry. It's mooses. I thought that's when the moose bred with mouse. and most I going to find meese, too. A flock of moose is a moosesy. Sorry.
00:48:53
Speaker
Excuse me, guys.
00:48:58
Speaker
ah No, not tonight. yes i I was drunk before our stream started yesterday.
00:49:08
Speaker
Did you have a great birthday? I did. Good for you, buddy. Thank you. That's what's up. I popped in and decided to say hi, but you weren't there. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know what? I wasn't there for my the the stream that took place on my birthday or whatever, but I was still the star of the show some reason.
00:49:25
Speaker
Huh, Glick? What? Definitely me. Glick said Lazy Jedi 3,000 times, and I wasn't even there. Oh, I don't care. um out somewhere I was probably drunk that Friday night.
00:49:40
Speaker
No, no, I'm glad you came through and hung out with Shaman. That was awesome. Thank you, bro. Yeah, we got to hang out backstage and chit chat a little bit. Nice. All right.
00:49:51
Speaker
Well, I'm sorry. um sorry What? Go ahead. Please. Oh, no. I was to say, Shaman, he was unsure if he was even going to stream because he was like, I don't know who's going to come up. I don't know what co-hosts I'm going to have. and then And then you came up. MK came up. it was It was cool.
00:50:09
Speaker
I watched the stream. It was funny. I liked it. Yeah.
00:50:14
Speaker
i don't do anything. I typically don't do anything on Friday nights right now. So I think on the Fridays that the kids aren't there, unless I'm kicking this asshole's ass and in trivia. They've got to change the rules up. They've got to make a special set of fuck-glick rules just to try to keep me from winning trivia. It's not going to dry. Your days winning are over.
00:50:33
Speaker
We're going to make sure. That's all right. I have such a huge lead on everybody. and half like through a year and We're more than halfway through the year. I'm good. I'm gold.
00:50:45
Speaker
I could lose the next four months and still smoke you bitches. What if we don't have trivia for the next four months? Then I win. Either way, I win. You don't win anything.
00:50:58
Speaker
I do. At the price pack that I have to make, that I have to learn, so I have to make, and then I just keep it for myself. You're still talking about learning. What are you doing, Brittany? Dude, I'm so fucking busy right now. I haven't had time to do anything.
00:51:13
Speaker
So, one of the last days on my jobs, I ran around the parking lot with this. What up, John? of seeing people. Shut the fuck up, Glenn.
00:51:26
Speaker
It's pretty reckless, Brittany. You could have gotten shot by the cops. She was white. shut I didn't interrupt your amazing story, Brittany. To say hi to one of our constituents.
00:51:46
Speaker
Nine out of ten grannies approve and the tenth one is dead. She got bit of knife with that fucking Nerf gun. The 10th one's Canadian. She doesn't count. She's on a real person. Oh, exactly. It's kind of the same thing. I should i said she died and Blades felt the need to clarify, but not by nefarious reasons. so He felt guilty. He's like, I didn't mean to hit that bitch with my car. Fuckers, you shouldn't have been there.
00:52:13
Speaker
My self and the nonsensical network were not responsible for that. We were not responsible for the death of the 10th old lady.
00:52:24
Speaker
But Glaze did smoke her remains to honor her.
00:52:30
Speaker
How was your week, Glaze? What have you been getting into since your birthday? Oh, just work. What's it like finally being 21?
00:52:40
Speaker
That would be nice. That would be fucking great, actually. That's the one thing you can't buy in life. Time. You know? 21. 21.
00:52:49
Speaker
21 would be great. I acted like I was 21. I wasn't. And I felt it. yeah I felt it like a four-year-old. I to say, we reach a certain age where we cannot pretend like we're 21 on our birthdays anymore.
00:53:03
Speaker
My liver is still not healthy. it was ah It was a... Selma, it was
Ownership and Dynamics of the Podcast Network
00:53:12
Speaker
a good win. It's a preseason win.
00:53:14
Speaker
ah Not mad at our rookies and second and third stringers for going out against the start. Going out for some starters for the Carolina Panthers.
00:53:25
Speaker
I feel bad for the Panthers and their fans because it's going to be a real season for Carolina. feel bad for I feel bad for the Panthers.
00:53:34
Speaker
You know what? It's my network. i but You bitches don't like it. well Wait, wait. Okay, you are not Blaze, okay? Let's call him now.
00:53:44
Speaker
The Blaze network. Everybody knows that. Blaze is high a lot, and he says a lot of things that he doesn't understand what he's saying.
00:53:52
Speaker
Sometimes when he speaks. yeah
00:54:00
Speaker
Don't hit that button. i'm gonna come here and stick up for blaze fuck you just because he smokes weed doesn't mean he doesn't know what he's saying wow do you remember what you just said britney oh oh it's britney you know any conversations start between me and britney and or blaze and it goes i forgot from one of them yeah
00:54:31
Speaker
and then And then the follow-up sentence is one of ah one of three options. I'm really high. I smoke a lot of weed. Or I'm really high and I smoke a lot of weed. So what's your excuse for that there what is your from that text that Michael read earlier? What is the excuse for that text? you with be I i bet no matter how high Brittany or Blaze are, they never sent a text like that to any human being. Dealing with Dean's dream. Yeah.
00:54:57
Speaker
yeah in the Dealing with these three on a daily basis is my is what is... I have one brain cell left. You got a contact buzz. I'm surprised I didn't have a contact buzz last weekend. Jesus Christ.
00:55:12
Speaker
This man down here, i knew he smoked weed, but he's a goddamn train. That fucking black dick looking bull thing never left his mouth. I'm like, bro, I'm going to be so fucking high. That's what she said. That dick looking thing.
00:55:28
Speaker
That's my bull. Darth Vader that's fuck
00:55:38
Speaker
that's fucking legit actually I hope by thatt lock i just smoke weed cuz I like the way it makes me feel I don't know how I did not have a contact buzz after Saturday I was nervous about it, too.
Second-Hand Smoke and Gatherings
00:55:57
Speaker
I was like, I'm going be fucking stoned out of my mind, and I'm just going to fall asleep.
00:56:01
Speaker
and We stayed outside, that's why. In your house, you would have got clam-baked. Oh, yeah, yeah, 100%. Did you polish off that pizza? That badass.
00:56:15
Speaker
I told you that's some good pizza, man. I love Donald's. They've got really good got really good subs and burgers and fries down there, too.
00:56:26
Speaker
did you say mcdonald's yes britney wait what no mcdonald's in ohio has pizza and subs that's crazy this is mountain yeah i find that very hard to fucking believe well i did earlier i just need to like you're back with like we that you know
00:56:57
Speaker
Yeah, no, Don and Sue's is great, and they've been here in ner since, like, the early 50s, so they've been around for a long time.
00:57:10
Speaker
But, no, I actually wound up eating, I ate most of it. I got up Sunday and ate some of it. Ew.
00:57:20
Speaker
but ah
00:57:27
Speaker
She can't be stopped ladies and gentlemen ah i'm a fucking pervert i can't help it
00:57:37
Speaker
I'm only doing this so I can find it easier so I can just pin it I've got these three colors angel Great let me let me target that at the If you're still listening, let me check my sizes I'm sorry, let me check. out Yeah, my sizes and colors.
00:57:58
Speaker
I might not have a larger than that color. offll to double check. So let me do that before you send me anything. You don't- Stop hawking your merch on my network, bro. It's your wedding for me.
00:58:10
Speaker
will be- You don't blah, blah, blah, blah. You were the worst. It's tough to be famous. but but
00:58:20
Speaker
it's tough to be famous and people want to wear my face britney you'll never be there because you fucking suck at everything you do yeah fair but that's how it's done
00:58:42
Speaker
they treat me so good here on the number uh oh yeah they're on the truck britney can put an application for the lazy and shaman show Yeah, maybe I should.
00:58:55
Speaker
Just so they can reject it. God, you know what? You know what, Jedi? I'll tell you what, you can have her. You know... but We but but he ended our DEI hire policy.
00:59:11
Speaker
ah Be warned, she wants power. And she's going to demanding it as soon as she comes in there. Give me the power. I want the power. They have enough special needs persons on their broadcasts.
00:59:23
Speaker
No, no click don't snap your fingers your fingers make don't do it don't snap don't snap
00:59:31
Speaker
fair enough but yeah we we we and their pakistan join we come in there and class that level up and go to the lazy and shaman show
00:59:46
Speaker
no no glick don't snap your fingers don't snap your fingersli don't do it don't snap so snap Oh, I have a Thanos globe too I could put on. Where's it at?
00:59:59
Speaker
not It is We have
01:00:07
Speaker
we have fun here. it's
01:00:12
Speaker
but I'm done. I'm done. Well, I'm going to swipe this weed real quick, okay? Tarantula's a fan.
01:00:23
Speaker
she's giving you the props she's lazy thank you tarantula he gave you a golf clap you remember that tarantula i give everybody yeah you remember that you remember that charlie you remember you remember so what do you do with the fist of faith there or whatever you're calling it these days next time you come down i'll show you ah um will bring your bring your own ditty lube
01:00:57
Speaker
she just Everything will be okay, Michael. This too shall pass.
01:01:05
Speaker
Oh, my God, not the phone. 82 over there. don't know what else is going on right now.
01:01:18
Speaker
I think I got added a couple extra. don't think I made it to 82, man. I don't think you did either. I know I did well over 100. I don't know. What did you guys do?
01:01:29
Speaker
You've got to explain, give us the backstory here. It was 100 shots of beer 100 minutes. It was a challenge. So every minute you took a shot of beer. Interesting.
01:01:40
Speaker
Not to mention the fact that I kept filling those stupid shot glasses up all the way. ed And as Brittany pointed out, she was like, was anybody else, or not Brittany, Brandy pointed out, was anybody else paying attention to you just...
01:01:52
Speaker
Drinking randomly throughout the show before the timer went off because I had my can sitting there and I was just taking. That started right around 70 or so. Maybe maybe yeah cause it was early to mid 60s. Yeah, because it was taking too long. You were playing just those shots that you kept saying. the value was like but bur
01:02:13
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They were taking too damn long.
01:02:17
Speaker
I used to weigh 700 pounds. got lap band surgery. Now I have a hard time putting a lot of stuff in my belly. Did you really? No. Fuck no. are you kidding me? Oh, okay. I was going to say. I was going to say. The liquid cell, really? The sticky skin, the droopy eyes. You're youre you're you're actually only 35. That shit ages you're like 25. Michael B. Jordan is Michael A. Jordan's son, too.
01:02:39
Speaker
it It looks like your eyelids have type 2 diabetes.
01:02:50
Speaker
but
01:02:53
Speaker
No, yeah, that was that was ah that was a minimal jeopard right there, the Michael B. Jordan being Michael Jordan's son.
01:03:05
Speaker
What show is a lot of fun? The Shaman Show? It's all right.
01:03:10
Speaker
White or green, that's all I got. White or green in large. Sorry. So my my daughter came home, like when my kids come home yesterday, my middle daughter home. She came back here and she was asking me if I have Paramount on my TV back here in the bedroom because she's watching Criminal Minds. so I was like, yeah. and As she's asking me, she kind of looks over my desk and she was like, you did 100 shots?
01:03:34
Speaker
I'm like, yeah, last weekend. I said, me and Michael. I said, Michael did 82 and I 100. She's like, and you're not dead? I'm like, congratulations. That's an alcoholic. and she I was like, it's 100 shots of beer.
01:03:46
Speaker
but She was like, what is that, like four or five beers? I was like, That's six of the pounders that I drink. And she's like, oh, that's nothing for you. Yeah.
01:04:00
Speaker
My kids have my back. got They just know I'm a raging alcoholic, one of the two. That's what I was trying to tell Blaise and Michael. I was like, Friday night. that friday And that was probably part of the reason why ah was a little slobber knockered when I showed up with Shaman.
Drinking Challenge Reflections
01:04:15
Speaker
ah Speaking of my daughter, what are you doing?
01:04:18
Speaker
why Oh, never mind. Your brother's still in the bathroom. was That was a nice entrance, Brittany. Last Friday, oh while we were on the show, I was seeing if I could do the equivalent of those 100 beers and in and the hour and 40 minutes or whatever.
01:04:40
Speaker
And I did. And I was like, oh, I'm going to kill this on Saturday. These fuckers don't have a chance in hell.
01:04:52
Speaker
cash app, click, click 13, $25 and leave your address and don't wake up in the middle of night and ask what I'm doing there.
01:05:04
Speaker
You paid for this. I just thought that. you are great. That is an excellent way to find where people live to just start raping and killing. I mean, and loving and killing people. Unaliving them. Jesus, man. sam god Jesus. yeah Self-imposed time out for Michael.
01:05:28
Speaker
The great thing is, we can still see him down in the bottom. guys said I said every no-no word in like 10 seconds. why yeah Unaliving and graping. It's not a grape as long as you yell surprise first.
01:05:51
Speaker
Ta-da! Then it just becomes prison and sex. you Oh, boy. It's killing me, too, Brandy. It's killing me, too. ah Man. Sorry
Walmart Antics and Humor
01:06:04
Speaker
about that, James. Sorry about that.
01:06:05
Speaker
I dropped the ball. This is why Michael and i are not allowed to be left unsupervised.
01:06:14
Speaker
I was kind of surprised that he's in Walmart. Marco! Like, what the fuck? Normally, I would have called back.
01:06:26
Speaker
But I thought, let him find us on his own.
01:06:34
Speaker
it's not like you my favorite It's not like you and I are hard to find in a crowd or and or ah in the middle of a store. We kind of stand out. fucking And then, of course,
01:06:51
Speaker
ah i don't know. who I can't remember their names. They would have random people I just meet the night before. ah shit i was when when helping when When helping my my friends move.
01:07:03
Speaker
Oh, hey. because you're fat. What? What? you stand off amazon What tell me which ones you wanted and don't have your gift card.
01:07:16
Speaker
but about
01:07:19
Speaker
no because you didn't tell me which ones you wanted and i don't have your gift card
01:07:25
Speaker
i know I can order them tomorrow. You leave me your gift card and I'll order them tomorrow. Okay? They'll be here within a couple No one cares. Mute yourself and you talk to your fucking family.
01:07:36
Speaker
We don't give a shit.
01:07:41
Speaker
They're fine people. Better than you, actually. But, yeah. We don't need hear that.
01:07:47
Speaker
Yeah, that's right. Keep talking. We love what you sound like. It's the best you've sounded all day.
01:07:58
Speaker
I can Thanos your power too, motherfucker. and i just I just did what everybody wanted me to do. That's all I did. Sometimes God has to remind his pissants who is really in charge and call upon a plague of locusts. Maybe flood the entire place.
01:08:17
Speaker
Maybe set everything on fire. I don't know. Maybe turn you slores into pillars of salt, whatever the case may be. Yeah, steal all the other shit from everybody else.
01:08:31
Speaker
One more time, Brittany. You want to try that again? Nope. yeah i get rid of being I'll start my own show. don't care. Stay tuned, folks. Coming soon. The Brittany Effect. Brittany will give you a night. What night do you want, Brittany? would have to give her a promotion and bumper from co-host position to an admin so she can do her own show.
01:08:54
Speaker
You would actually have to try. Steve the Canadian, not a real person, says please do that. would have to what? Because why do we have to suffer with all the waiting?
01:09:07
Speaker
Just here's my only caveat for Britney shows. Make it on a night that doesn't end in a while. OK. I
01:09:21
Speaker
want get my card should have this on it, too.
01:09:26
Speaker
Wow, you you get do you get just to just ah just a little, you get to snip a little bit of power, and you become real bossy, real demanding. have i Have I been doing anything? Diva.
01:09:39
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Diva. Diva. Who said anything about getting rid of you, diva? I'm just saying you're a little diva. You! What? That's going to be my comeback every time now, Brittany.
01:09:55
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I'm just going to go, you! Right there, soldier boy. Want me, you! but You guys are mean to this beautiful woman. She knows I love her. i wasn't mean to her she'd probably If I wasn't mean to her, she'd probably lose her mind and think I was mad at her.
01:10:18
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so Okay, but you have been going a little extra hard lately. You've been going extra hard. You told me to fucking die twice this week. And you didn't obey her.
01:10:29
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You did not obey her. okay I don't die, man. I'm a baby kid. We don't die, we multiply. so We knew it wasn't going to happen anyway.
01:10:40
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Thank you, Angelica. Trenchler, you are awesome. Oh, I need two screens, honestly. Do you guys have multiple screens?
01:10:54
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I'm sorry, of what? Do you have two screens to watch shit and whatnot? no yeah No. No.
01:11:05
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No. Blaze does. Because Blaze usually watches porn when he does shows. Don't tell him I told you guys this. and i know I know nobody's listening. I know nobody will hear this.
01:11:20
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Blaze watches a lot of midget amputee bestiality gangbangs. ah Me too. And we never hang out. That's great. What he didn't say was over his shoulder.
01:11:32
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but cause He's watching it, and then there's Blaze over the shoulder. checking out, too. What's going on over here? Hey, what we do in our free time is none of your business, Michael.
01:11:42
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what You're just jealous we didn't invite you. That's what it is. It's jealousy. Yeah, Michael's a jealousy. In case he's equality.
01:11:56
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I see equality. That's why we
Masochism, Sadism, and Self-Classification
01:11:58
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harass you. we scratch you so We harass each other. We can't harass you. but yeah Women's equal rights until they get treated the same way. The store gets no food.
01:12:10
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Why do you think I'm here? like I enjoy... right What is that, a masochist? People who do enjoy pain?
01:12:21
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Yeah, I think that's masochists, yeah. Or is it, yeah, right? The ones who enjoy pain is a masochist? I'm asking because, and those who give it as a sadist? I'm asking them to know how to classify myself.
01:12:35
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I thought masochist was the streaks in your beard. That was the color.
01:12:43
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I fucking hate it here. Streaks in the beard equals streaks in the shorts. A person who drives sexual gratification from being subjected to physical pain or humiliation. An individual... No, I'm not. No, I'm not a masochist.
01:13:00
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Well, thank God I'm psychopath. I've had a few masochists, so I won't say that. I'm starting to talk sex with Sue.
01:13:09
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Oh, my God. Michael, your eyes when you do that. He's been doing the eyeball thing all morning. It's been with me. little It's throwing me off a little bit, too.
01:13:21
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He's like, oh, you're getting me excited. I'm not religious, but I feel like I need a rosary near me. Wild. I took place as missionary. took place.
01:13:33
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I mean, you can take him however you want to take him. He's easy, MK. He doesn't struggle much. Why just click? No. Click hitter.
01:13:44
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Click hitter. That's still a little sad.
01:13:54
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i still that
01:14:02
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This is great, guys. Do you know why Blaze wouldn't do missionary? Because he's not Christian. He'd be like, I'm not going to let them do it. He's so anti-Christian, he won't even do missionary position.
01:14:14
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That's funny. That's funny. Wait, what? Where are you seeing this? Holy shit.
01:14:25
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Oh, my God. MK opened a can of worms here.
01:14:30
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Britney fade.
01:14:35
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I'm not even mad about it.
01:14:39
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Yeah.
01:14:43
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There we go. Stream just got good. It's the dance of her people.
01:14:52
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People are from the... If she starts doing the dance, you have to turn on the family reunion mating ritual song.
01:15:02
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It's Britney, bitch.
01:15:05
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That deserves less than golf clap. I actually didn't realize that golf and give some next one i actually didn't realize that was a golf clap until you said it exactly som
01:15:26
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yeah some gentle encouragement gentle encouragement
01:15:33
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But no, I'm having a hard time doing it because I'm hurting. I can't really see the bruises a little bit. but Wait, why do you have bruises on your shoulder?
01:15:45
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A cabinet fell on me at work because I'm fucking, I can't say the word. Dude,
01:15:54
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it doesn't belong there.
01:16:00
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dude that doesn't belong well but like or she's politely saying one of those goddamn foreigners that came in here and took the guard job goddamn mexicans send them to where they came from not what i'm saying at all hashtag xenophobe
01:16:21
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it's a melting pot cowheads they're all allowed to be here we we're all people unless you're canadians prostitutes or homeless
01:16:31
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Or people who do pickleback shots because they're monsters. What so fucking ever didn't belong in my fucking area. And I get fired for it?
01:16:42
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Fuck you.
01:16:45
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Anyways, that's over. But yeah, that's why i can't do the arm thing as well. It's because of that fucking fuck. me A cabinet fell on me and yeah, was Are you saying Mohammed? had to get pissed.
01:17:00
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Yes. Mohammed Rashid Hussein? Something of the sort.
01:17:09
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Just say it. know what you want to say. Say it. Say the word. name Say the word. Because you were already doing it. you were like Listen to Palpatine over here. Release your hate. Do it. No.
01:17:26
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I'm just puppet master here making my puppets dance. I'm not gonna say
01:17:39
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job.
01:17:41
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um just the puppet bus star over here making my pupets dance i'm not gonna say dance boy puppe dance its it's fucked up that he got to keep his motherfucking job Oh, shit. We have a special guest in the chat. Look at that.
01:17:57
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Don't be fucking with my dude's people now. He said, Muhammad Rashad is my boy. that's That's my ride or die, bro. It's my My bad, dude.
01:18:10
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I didn't say it. It was fucking Glick. I don't want to take anything out on anybody. It's fucking Glick. I was just trying to help you because you don't know how to use your words properly. I don't want to fucking say the words. So you got that going for you.
01:18:23
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You can't read or speak, but you're punctual. so you got that going He's from Afghanistan. How about that? He's from Afghanistan. He barely speaks any fucking English. He wasn't in the place, and I'm not talking about America.
01:18:34
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He wasn't in the place that he was supposed
01:18:39
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to be. That goddamn dirty rat hand wasn't supposed to be in America. But look at him. He's here and he dropped a shelf on me. so but it's No, in the factory, he wasn't in the area he was supposed to be.
More on Brittany's Firing
01:18:50
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We had like eight people call out that day. So I was all by myself and they brought his ass over and I got injured because of his bullshit.
01:18:58
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And then I got fired because of his bullshit and slightly my bullshit was... Brittany, you're an adult and you have to take accountability for your actions. Nobody forces you to smoke weed like it's going out of style.
01:19:10
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dude i got a piss test when i thought i met the job and they literally said they didn't care about it here's the deal though we don't care about weed wednesday it's a workman's most places don't nowadays wednesday you said 10 people called it out now it's eight your story's changing classic classic story changes over time i said eight to ten because i can't remember i don't know The other part of the factory. and I'm still figuring out. don't know numbers.
01:19:42
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Numbers are hard. Apparently everything hard. Hard six coming out. Jesus, tarantula. You're all story suspects.
01:19:55
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Tarantula. Don't put that up in the chatter. Don't put that a bubble. up Are you having a DJ at your wedding?
01:20:03
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Whoa. I'm seeing the entire event. Because I'm going to request this song and I'm going to make sure there's a motherfucking mosh
Wedding Chaos and Mosh Pit Plans
01:20:19
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pit. I hope there's a mosh pit so I can just pow be like, sorry, Britt, it was just a mosh pit.
01:20:26
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Get her in the head. You can't damage anything. Fucking go for it. Screw it. Actually, I would never hit her, but I might pick her up and stick her in a trash can.
01:20:36
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Just sit her in the trash can so her legs are out kicking and she's pulling her arm.
01:20:44
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I can see that too, though. You stay there for the rest of the night. You're in timeout, Brittany.
01:20:52
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Just all limbs.
01:20:57
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Fuck you. You better fucking not do that. I swear to God. I'm to be looking out all night.
01:21:05
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Sneaky. Don't ruin Michael. um Don't actually let me, let me correct that. Don't ruin Sue's wedding. No one's going to ruin the wedding.
01:21:17
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I'm going to ruin the wedding. Bouncers under control. Bouncers on scene.
01:21:25
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but hope your bouncers are better than the head of security for the Southern Outlaws band.
01:21:33
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Jason Jason is agile like a cat and strong like bull. Oh Jason Jason's awesome i love him Reflexes of a fucking mongoose head of security. I'm watching him slam a bottle of bourbon it at her shot i was like yeah That's me if I'm on security duty i love jason jason such a He's a good dude, and he's a cool he's a cool cat I make fun of him I tease him all the time. I'm like your head of security.
01:22:03
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Oh my god. Okay, hold up. Lazy Jedi. A mongoose might be your fucking spirit animal. It looks just like you.
01:22:16
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What does? mongoose. Oh yeah, for real. I was going to say an albino squirrel, but I mean... I mean, it's in the ballpark.
01:22:26
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You know. Almost same family. Okay, so what do you think each other's animal would be, what's Slick's spirit animal?
01:22:39
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Glick is the sloth. Glick is the sloth. I was gonna say, he's my spirit animal. He's my spirit animal. What are you talking about? Ew, I don't like this. spirit animals have, that's a good question.
Spirit Animals and Otter Armies
01:22:53
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Do spirit animals have their own spirit animals or do they have spirit humans?
01:22:57
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Oh my God, now you're getting into like Blaze type thoughts right now. Where is Blaze? He is not coming hung out for a minute. I have not hung out years. He's not popping in tonight.
01:23:09
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He's doing his own thing. my son I might send him a shitty text later. um there was a ah there was a There was an all-man... Actually, Michael, can you send me Glick's text?
01:23:22
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I'm just going to copy and paste it and send it to to Blaze. because You know how long it will take him to try... Because he will fixate on it and he will try to like figure out what the meaning of life is through that text. don so Don't get baited by Blaze. I almost did last weekend. Yeah.
01:23:43
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Michael, no help at all, he goes, huh? I speak now. You son of a bitch. I said, I think I'm going to go out real quick. I'll be right back.
01:24:02
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Should we take a break and play a song? No, no. That's not what I'm saying. Dammit, Shaman. Power through. damnmit shaman power through your head on your ass whatever i don't want to i like it there it's warm
01:24:19
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at least he's just i was gonna say a sloth is britney's spirit animal no it's not you've got you've got josh's spirit animal i literally said that yesterday to him his spirit is josh who thanks josh character
01:24:38
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That's a hell of an answer right there, Brittany. Who the hell is Josh? Here you go. oh ah Oh, yeah, I forgot. It's Blaine. Who the fuck is Josh, Brittany? What's up, Chris Tegnation?
01:24:53
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How you doing, buddy? That's accurate. Brittany, your spirit animal would be a ferret. as that's that's accurate brittanney you're you're spiriting what would be a fair oh look at that.
01:25:08
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friends to that sort of ah ferrets are awesome other than their smell Yeah, I was to they real bad. you know what's really cute is fucking otters. They're like asthmo the big kids of ferrets. Don't get me started on otters.
01:25:22
Speaker
Okay, ferrets or Timu otters? So when I went to the Harry Potter world thing up here in Pennsylvania, you have this interactive wand. Do you have a Harry Potter?
01:25:36
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That would be cool. Harry Potter. She was...
01:25:41
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She was at an Amish farm and the Amish dude took his pants down and he said, abracadabra. And she was like, Harry Potter experience. That's not even a real spelled way. I told you that in confidence.
01:25:53
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Come on. she was He told her, he said, keep shaking it. Keep shaking it. It's interactive. We'll show you a magic trick. you There is no confidence on this network.
01:26:07
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I had to do it twice because I fucked up. ah you them Surprise, surprise. Story checks out. Honestly, whatever. Fuck off. Oh, wait, no, I didn't. Wow, I can't even remember the story correctly.
01:26:22
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But no, I got a fox.
01:26:26
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Brittany, do you know what a fox, what the fox says? The first one was an otter, though. That's why I brought it up. The first one was an otter. I love otters.
01:26:37
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Otters are so fucking awesome. I told you guys before, I want to create an otter army. Bro, I'm on board. Sign me up. What do I got to do? like I want to help build this army of otters.
01:26:55
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Get them almost dead and then grape, grape, grape them a bunch of times.
01:27:02
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is are a little vicious little motherfucker else The greatest of the animal society. That's dolphins. That's definitely dolphins.
01:27:13
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Dolphins will hurt humans. Oh, no, anything. They bite the head off a fish. and What was the human wearing? ah don't Don't you shame the human. Why would you dress like a tuna fish and expect them not
Dolphins, Pleasure, and Human Comparisons
01:27:29
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to fuck you? like why would um That's on you if you dress wrong.
01:27:32
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Don't advertise if you're selling. I think dolphins are one of the few animals animal advertise. Okay. i think dolphins are one of the few animals
01:27:43
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okay That is so fucking funny and wrong, but funny. I think dolphins are one of the one of the few animals in the animal kingdom that have sex just for the fun of it, just for pleasure, like humans.
01:27:57
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Yep. Bonobo. Bonobo monkeys. Bonobo monkeys.
Critique on U2 and Bono
01:28:02
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most monkeys i don't know who bon and beau are but i don't think they would like oh and you don't know about bono monkeys he's got sunglasses he eats oh joshua tree you too great song yeah there you go sunday bloody sunday yeah i hate that pretentious prick god and that that is just an entire band of I just want to punch every one of them I'm sure they're probably nicest guys in the world. well they're Irish, so they're used to fighting in bars, so you better be on your team. I don't think those guys have ever been in fights. to Look at them.
01:28:33
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if Fuck around. He's a spirit animal. is a tickle me Elmo. and It's not an animal. What would Elmo be if he was an animal? Shaman told me about that spot that you like to be tickled on, you know, to make our Lazy Glicks page so much better. Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:28:52
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You asked me how I learned that. the promotions you give away. It's already out there. I can promote it. I uploaded it earlier. Thank you.
Podcast Segment Promotions
01:29:00
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Oh, okay. take We called it Tickle Me Jedi.
01:29:03
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Go ahead and subscribe. Like, share, and subscribe to the Lazy Glicks. I thought we were renaming it Stop Touching the Night. yeah no it's stop touching the jedi that you got it wrong that's role playing
01:29:21
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gotta ask nice you said click how did you learn about my spot well no no a little birdie told me can't tell shaman anything god damn it
01:29:36
Speaker
If she gave it to you, it belongs to you. It doesn't belong to somebody else, actually, if she gave it to you. Whatever. Whatever. Dude, shut the fuck up. I'm trying to let you guys talk. it would have been easier to fucking... Who gave you what?
01:29:48
Speaker
Wait, what the hell is even happening right now? Brittany, what's going on? Are you even on your own show? Me or her? Brittany, I'm still waiting for you to fax over your application.
01:30:02
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I found it fair and swear.
01:30:08
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Thank you. I have some other cool ones. And I paid a good hard-earned $20 to learn that spot, too. It cracks you up and every time he tries to start talking, that's when Glick starts hammering away again.
01:30:20
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It's like he's doing it on purpose, and I hope he is, because it's hilarious.
01:30:25
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and do you know actually the best comedy is the people that do it by accident i'm not i'm not i'm not paying attention i mean i'm slow i'm trying to pay attention to the chat you did it by accident that makes it funny michael hasn't michael hasn't learned how to leave comments up for more than 10 seconds like 10. i can't think of it never mind words and numbers are hard i'm having a stroke
01:30:51
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oh Okay, so Blaze
Internal Dynamics and Exchanges
01:30:53
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ain't here. Glick's having a stroke, so it's the Michael network now. My first night here, you said it was my network.
01:31:02
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I meant it. um false screw Just give it to Brittany. We'll be in better hands if we give it to Brittany. Brittany's submitting her application to the Lazy and Shaman show, so. Glick's derp squad can't do without the queen derp.
01:31:19
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the queen you're gonna slur yourself out to other you're gonna slur yourself out to other podcasts britney i didn't swore myself out he offered we're head hunting we're head hunting
01:31:34
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you know what happened to the last guy from minnesota that was on this network jerevichie i beat him down i beat him down so mentally that he stepped in front of the bus jesus christ That escalated quick.
01:31:51
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Actually, have no idea if he stepped up in front of a bus. He could have hung himself from a rafter.
Co-host Disappearance and Fun Options
01:31:55
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He could have stepped out in front of a bus. He could have stuck his head in an alligator's mouth. He could have went up to Canada and got trampled by Mooses, for all I know. Lots of fun options. He had lots of fun options, is what trying to All I know is he's no longer with us.
01:32:08
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And I think Blaze and I are to credit that. fifty
01:32:14
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He's still alive, as far as I know but He's no longer with us. RIP, Jarevichie. Uh-oh.
01:32:27
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For some reason, all I can hear is the Jaws soundtrack. of my giant jar I don't know why. just seems ominous. Yeah, sure.
01:32:38
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Press the action button. Good job, man. Not very punctual, me Brittany. I hear some domestic violence. Yes. no Notice, Michael.
01:32:49
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Hit that kid. Isn't that child abuse and not domestic violence? I think it's necessary. Just kidding. Domestic violence or child abuse?
01:33:01
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Child abuse. Yes. That's the correct answer, Michael. Okay. i've never i've never struck one of my children but i wanted to so bad so many times michael michael was abused by his children and sue i raised my hand on the sun once and he beat my ass never did it again you the my older son is like four inches taller than me now so like when i try to yell at him he just looks down at me like what are you gonna do be
01:33:35
Speaker
Wow. I'll still take you out, bro. Grab his dick and pull it. Phone bill, that's what.
Child Discipline and Parenting Scenarios
01:33:40
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Twist. Grab his dick and twist. The old dick twist.
01:33:48
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but That's funny.
01:33:59
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ah Dang, Shadi. Everybody's going through a hard time. have she gets better some Some people got... They're exes for a reason.
01:34:13
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They're exes for a reason. Shut up, MK. Yeah. um yeah You know what? least I'm first. The dick twisty. You couldn't get first in the golf tournament. What Whoa. Pew, pew.
01:34:26
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What were you saying, Brittany? Boom. Boom.
01:34:34
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honestly what were you saying britney starts talking and she's just like oh yeah well as soon as you guys start talking and i say fuck it and again like whatever it doesn't matter you're right
01:34:54
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it's britney's world we just live in it do you see my uh my my little uh thing
01:35:03
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I say that a lot. All right. It's the Britney show.
01:35:09
Speaker
Damn it, Clay. Bring it. Bring it. Bring those news. What are you going to do? What you got? Notice what? That's amazing. You're done.
01:35:25
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you all your Your headline. but The Lazy Shaman and Britney show. Look, that's more than a golf clap. That's a dumbass clap. no That's a retarded seal clap.
01:35:38
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It's not retarded seal. That's the smartest seal ever.
Alternate Personas and Nicknames
01:35:42
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The louder they clap, the more food they get. Okay, that's a brilliant seal.
01:35:47
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Brick knees. Did you say brick knees? Brick knees. Brick knees. <unk> broken be bri brick bri andies
01:36:03
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like I think that must be Glick's alter ego. he's he's He's the only one who can spell that poorly. No, it's not Glick.
01:36:11
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Brittany, you change it back to the other one. done with sweat put put Put the other one back up. well We're going that. I text and drive a lot. I text and drive a lot. so I don't pay attention. I just try to... That's why I like to do voice messages.
01:36:27
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Brittany, we're going to bring you in for an interview tomorrow.
01:36:35
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Oh, contribution to the show, everybody. Well done. Well done. it That is not good for your resume. Not either. I just doesn't and don't care.
01:36:49
Speaker
I'm 44. I don't fucking care. If you don't know what i'm talking about, don't fucking talk to me. Good. There's one less person I have to talk to in my day.
01:36:59
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I will say, as a female, like, talking... like day when I would date or something. Grammar and like spelling is kind of important to me.
01:37:13
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Yeah, but we've seen the guys you like to date. She said like four times saying that. yeah Yeah, well, I'm also... We've seen the guys you date.
01:37:26
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We've all seen the guys you like to date and none of them can speak
Dating Preferences and Humor
01:37:30
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or type. And he's not the usual.
01:37:37
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talking about like he's got those stripes in his beard so he's bad news clearly
01:37:47
Speaker
at the end of the day I look like this, so I don't have to worry about how I sound or type because I'm pretty fucking hot at the end of the day. So I get back to him. That doesn't always bother, man. streaks in his beard are his own cum stains.
01:38:03
Speaker
Yeah, basically. Yeah, pretty much. So I dye my beard. just cum in my own beard. He just shoots right up. Who needs air gel? It's something about Mary.
01:38:14
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I'm a sharpshooter, man. I hit it right right right there every time. Bing.
01:38:20
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Michael! If you do not fucking stop, I'm gonna... I'm not even gonna tell you. I'm not even gonna tell you what the fuck you're doing. It's the Jaws music.
01:38:38
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It's probably gonna be exactly when you expect because it's gonna be the only time I see you. Be careful, Michael. Brittany's like a ninja.
01:38:53
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Paddle faster, guys. Paddle faster. It's Britney, bitch. It's Britney, bitch. It's Britney, bitch. It's Britney, bitch. Thanks for the power.
01:39:11
Speaker
my god hey I make some questionable decisions. Actually, know what? This isn't my decision. I was trying to put it off, put it off, put it off, put it off, put it off. It was Michael and Blaze that made this decision.
01:39:24
Speaker
know you haven't. bitch. You better. I've been bringing people in, haven't I? Look at you go. You go, girl.
01:39:37
Speaker
You go on with your bad self. How do you do it? Oh, I missed the corner.
01:39:47
Speaker
okay Hey, Michael and Blaze, how do you feel about your decision now? What decision? Give Brittany power. Let her have access. Let her do she wants. I, for one, will be the first to say i never supported that.
01:40:09
Speaker
You're the one that said, never mind. I'm not even. They kept saying, dude, you got do this so they can get pretty power. got to do this. And I kept playing dumb like I didn't know what to do. And it was came up again. So they're like, what have I got to do to make sure that everything falls apart? I can't blame on you because I know you're stupid when it comes to technology.
01:40:26
Speaker
And I was like, this guy doesn't know what he's doing. So I got to wait until we help him. Whoa, whoa, Blake. He's dumb on technology. I think it's pretty impressive that he's streaming from inside of an avocado, okay?
01:40:42
Speaker
Well, that's what we're assuming. Oh, there's an avocado under the sea. If you want to get rid of me, just fucking get rid of me. Brittany, if we were not rid of you, would have already happened. You're not going anywhere. You're stuck with us.
01:40:55
Speaker
Or we're stuck with you, whatever the case may be. The JR is the house. Either way, it's really sticky around here. What up, JR?
01:41:06
Speaker
You're like a bad case of herpes I don't want to get rid of, Brittany. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Well, no, I should be crabs because I'm from Maryland, right? Whatever. whether you maybe whatever out these tv Maybe the crabs will eat the herpes.
01:41:25
Speaker
Brittany, whatever STD you want to be to the network, you you you your choice. Dealers pick here, Brittany. Not that I'm 10 grandmothers approved, still.
01:41:36
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and Hit that motherfucking like button. What's going on, JR? Untrackable. Guys, we do have that link in the chat. It's pinned at the top. If you want to pop in and hang out, you're more than welcome to. If you don't, we don't care.
01:41:49
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We'll entertain ourselves. I care. Come in and hang out. my mother's mother jenkin but Fuck you on track. You can suck a big toe. Find me on only. o What is it?
01:42:01
Speaker
Normally get a picture for that. Find me on. What is it?
OnlyFans Jokes and 'Only Tards'
01:42:06
Speaker
Pretty sure it's only Tards. but
01:42:13
Speaker
There's nobody there because the tarts can't figure out how to log on. Because I was Thanos seeing Brittany. I'm on Pat in that shit. Yeah. Will you pick that stuff up? the so I don't know how that shit just fell. Will you grab it please?
01:42:30
Speaker
that what happen Yeah. have no idea. You want to find out? You living in sucker. It was like sitting there on the mirror. Nightmares for Dreams 2.
01:42:42
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three one area No, no.
01:42:48
Speaker
No, Dawkin.
01:42:51
Speaker
You shut your fucking arm out.
01:42:56
Speaker
Look, ah you leave Dawkin alone. I don't judge you because you listen to him. I wish had more hands to give him more thumbs down. i judge you you beat i don't judge you because you're a winger fan. You leave Dawkin alone.
01:43:08
Speaker
No. Do you like it? Dockin will get points over Winger. but this mother because This motherfucker over here singing, she's only 17.
01:43:19
Speaker
Like, dude, calm down. You're 50. Right, right. if I'm only 72. Can we grab me three beers, please?
01:43:28
Speaker
you are were on and we grab me through beers yeah Uno, dos, tres. Tres Cervezas, please. purple Count them with me. Uno, dos, tres.
01:43:41
Speaker
Three Cervezas. When you posted that, I haven't watched that in a while. Oh my God, I love those fucking videos. I just discovered it the other day. like got put up randomly to me. Yeah, I never saw those before.
01:43:54
Speaker
They made ones for Arthur, too. or Yeah, Arthur, I think. animal you yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. but Go to that A-OK, man. They got a lot of funny shit there. Really, really funny shit.
01:44:06
Speaker
But my favorite is Adult Dora, dude. It's fucking hilarious. Well, the author one Arthur one is funny as well. I think they have a Doug one as well, too. Come and talk to me when there's a... Phineas and Ferb, I think, was one of them. brammar no Well, I'm really killing it tonight.
01:44:26
Speaker
I'll agree. You're killing it. It's going to be a great show tonight. It's going to be one you don't want to miss. Bada bing, bada boom. That
01:44:38
Speaker
and was you. na on ah Beef curtains. Ew. We got the beef. We have the meat. Farts. Farts. Shit. You. Drink that sugar bowl.
Sibling Adoption and Rock Jokes
01:44:50
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you
01:44:56
Speaker
bring the shows bubble i i i speak I speak fluent Britannese.
01:45:04
Speaker
We're family after all. You can pick your boogers, but she can't pick your family. Exactly. Although I did kind of choose. I did adopt her.
01:45:17
Speaker
She just looks so sad and lonely under that rock. but Look, see, there's that face again. It was raining. It was like, oh poor little thing. i didn't realize I was bringing home a gremlin.
01:45:28
Speaker
it was because of rick what happened there that bit i'm gonna reach out to them because i want to start uh the sports show back up next sunday i haven't talked to him in a half minute because who doesn't love a wall of sausage oh can we stop saying that more
01:45:53
Speaker
but child Just get your fucking face in the air and stop being a little bitch talking shit. Her bitch counts at like 72 already. i was I was just wondering. i was Oh, really?
01:46:07
Speaker
ah been I've been lightweight keeping track. But I know I can't keep track like she can. Fuck and are probably two of my favorite. Fucking bitch. I agree.
01:46:19
Speaker
fucking bits i agree Fantastic doodles, by the way, Tarantula. On your wrong tally count.
01:46:34
Speaker
I got kneed in the shoulder today. you already heard. I get the words.
01:46:42
Speaker
How'd you get kneed in the shoulder? There was a tickle party. ah what? Tickle party.
01:46:53
Speaker
Pickle party. a Pickle party.
01:46:59
Speaker
I have to pee so bad, but you said you need to describe a tickle party.
Tickle Party Confusion
01:47:04
Speaker
What the fuck is going on? You know what a tickle party is. you Now we know what brings you back. i'd fuck I think she was hanging out on Sesame Street. What the fuck? Oh,
01:47:20
Speaker
ah you caught me.
01:47:24
Speaker
Oh, Jenna, our shaman, you pussy. It's like 9 o'clock.
01:47:31
Speaker
My kids were tickling, and I got meat in my shoulder super hard. So in the same place that you got a cabinet dropped on ya and you? Brittany, flex your new power. We've got a guest down below.
01:47:48
Speaker
I have a new power? You can bring our guest up. Oh, okay. Look at that. You've been promoted. Next thing know, Johnny Bong. I am my band.
01:48:00
Speaker
Johnny Bong. What's up, bro? body representative boie yeah bills I feel fucking powerful. The ticket party's over, so going to go pee quick.
01:48:12
Speaker
Oh. The ticket party's just getting started. Johnny Bong's in that stash is here. Fuck it ain't. are you i got to bring that mustache in.
01:48:27
Speaker
got the chops, Johnny? yourcycl burns You got the chops? Are they growing in? or no just Just a patch. Come on, man. it It's somewhat there. It still needs to get there.
01:48:39
Speaker
you have to You have to rub the blood of newborn babies on your face to grow proper facial hair.
01:48:47
Speaker
So I did it.
01:48:51
Speaker
Yeah, I mean... and you didn't get what he was saying... It is what's good.
Podcast Technicalities and Inexperience
01:48:59
Speaker
It is, Scotto. Are you coming up to be a part of the meeting? Queen. Scotto! Oh! Oh, good, Scotto. What's up?
01:49:11
Speaker
All the good ones coming in. You guys can go now.
01:49:20
Speaker
What up, JR? and Hit the like button, you dirty bitches. Oh. Give Britney a good old thumbing, if you know what I mean. but i don't even want you to explain that. It's Britney, bitch. Hit that like button right after you suck his dick and eat his balls.
01:49:42
Speaker
Whoa. wait Suck my dick and eat my asshole, but, you know. okay Oh, boo-boo. You gonna get all done up for me? You better fresh to ah and He's probably even gonna put on cologne thinking we can smell his ass.
01:50:05
Speaker
Wow. Scotta's gonna get all... Scotta's gonna get all prettied up for me. Yeah, he is. Randy, watch out.
01:50:18
Speaker
You got some competition. she loves She loves some Scotter. She's in the chat right now. She loves Scotter. I do, too. I love Scotter to death. God, I really do. He'd be fun to hang out with.
01:50:34
Speaker
Shaman can't say no to a humner? A humner? humner or a gummer. Is that when she has a stutter? You get a humner? Hummer, hummer, hummer.
01:50:45
Speaker
ah Hummer, hummer.
01:50:52
Speaker
This is my question to all watchers. yeah ah that's talking also
01:51:08
Speaker
but this is my question to all all watchers What the fuck are you doing here?
01:51:19
Speaker
I asked to myself that. What are you doing here, Glick? Rock bottom, folks. ah hu i make Hi, my name is Glick, and I make questionable life decisions. another meeting If you couldn't tell by looking at me, uh... If you couldn't tell by looking at me, look at the people I surround myself with.
01:51:43
Speaker
We all say that about each other. So like, who's the real most fucked up person? and has been Not the one who just said it.
01:51:55
Speaker
That's for sure. Not the one who just asked the question. are we Are we really about to do a competition? Who is the most fucked up? Who is the most fucked up and who has had the most fucked up life?
01:52:06
Speaker
Jedi, would you like to start? Jedi's like, well, I grew up i can't even be near the sun okay like table bit but yeah and and in a nice white neighborhood with a mom and dad.
01:52:21
Speaker
but I went to a private school. Oh, I can't go out in the sun. Home school's not private school, but nice try. Hey, he got to take his mom to prom, though.
01:52:35
Speaker
That deserves a golf clap. My wife loves the way I kiss. I said, thanks. Mom taught me at prom. My job.
01:52:50
Speaker
my wife loves the way i kiss i said thanks mom taught me a prom
01:52:59
Speaker
my Wait, what was your joke, Brittany? I missed it. The phrase is stuck in Ohio, Tarantula. Stuck in Ohio is the phrase.
01:53:09
Speaker
Holy you shit. Yeah, john Johnny. don pretty Oh, that is yet to be seen. Crazy.
01:53:21
Speaker
crazy The first bubble boy to make him sign captivity. Oh. the
01:53:29
Speaker
That's kind of funny. I'm sorry, Lazy. too Much love, bro. But, like, yeah that's kind of funny. MK's on point. You just hang in there, little buddy. Someday they'll have a cure for you. It's just going along with, like, all of the other jokes. That's why.
01:53:45
Speaker
I don't believe it. You are wonderful human being. Thanks for your endorsement, Brad. For real, though. I appreciate the endorsement.
01:53:56
Speaker
Have you ever watched Strangers, i'm not Strangers with Candy?
Cancer Boy Reference and Podcast Participant
01:54:00
Speaker
Kids in the Hall. Yes, I remember like that back in the day. You me of Cancer Boy, for real. You remind of Cancer Boy. no, no, no.
01:54:07
Speaker
Your whole vibe was like, and me, Cancer Boy. It's been so long. I'm going have to give that a Google just to refresh my memory. I remember it, but I don't remember the way been. That show's not even a real show. That was bunch of Canadians. McCullough played the character, the great Bruce McCullough. That motherfucker's a bad motherfucker. He's awesome.
01:54:31
Speaker
to man but actually didn That couldn't be more spot on, Michael. Thank you. I'm glad you appreciate it. My dinner report, I had a fish and salad and some french fries.
01:54:46
Speaker
That's right. Sprinkle some fries on that salad.
01:54:52
Speaker
there's a there's ah There's a restaurant up in PA just across the border. What's called? think North Park or something like that. No, that's not it. Maybe it is. I don't know.
01:55:03
Speaker
They've got a phenomenal steak salad.
01:55:09
Speaker
Where is PA? You think? Steak know I live in PA. Well, he was talking about it's it's over by the Ohio border. Well, Michael was talking about putting fries on the salad. Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:55:22
Speaker
We did... i Hey, Brian, if you got your ears on, suck it. I grilled some burgers on my George Foreman. thank We did burgers and fries tonight.
01:55:35
Speaker
We did burgers and fries last night. I did a salad and fries tonight. I did... got fitted for two months ago. swear i put on forty fucking pounds
01:55:47
Speaker
beautiful bucking
01:55:51
Speaker
be just do rest the proteining that i did i got ah I had eggs in there and i had dinner toantial of there and i had turkey in there
01:56:02
Speaker
but people under the stairs yeah
01:56:07
Speaker
but now
01:56:09
Speaker
Do you have Tourette's? Oh yeah, you do have Tourette's. That's right, you do have Tourette's. Nevermind. don't blameberg Damn Blake.
01:56:20
Speaker
They could have went anywhere. They came here, stupid 40 pounds. I don't know, we're talking about dinner report, you're like, the people under the stairs. ah that was That was Harry Potter for the first two books.
01:56:36
Speaker
and movies. People under the stairs? Well, no, I mean, we were talking about... What were we talking about?
01:56:44
Speaker
No one knows what
01:56:48
Speaker
no one knows who you're talking about. Dirty Canadians, so they can't come in. We're on the wall up north. Brittany, can you... can brittanney can you Ask Wild Bill if he'll let you out of the basement every once in a while so you can get some fresh air and see some grass and see the see the sun. He puts the legend and on the sea. You know what? You have to be able to see the
Indoor Stuckness and Health
01:57:09
Speaker
sun.
01:57:09
Speaker
and think The sun is not necessary, okay? Holy shit. Maybe I should smoke another bowl. me Good call. That's the answer. I'm going to smoke another bowl.
01:57:26
Speaker
wanted have the and Johnny? shit. I got a Neko?
01:57:34
Speaker
You got one. Now it's gone. Yes. I missed you. Oh, please.
01:57:40
Speaker
oh shit i got an echoco got oh i believe it now it's gone yes
01:57:49
Speaker
i miss the quality
01:57:59
Speaker
Let me tell you something. It's the commercial eto la for you seen the commercial for Osteto?
01:58:07
Speaker
What the fuck is Osteto? have not done that in so long. I used to sit on my drink all the time when something's funny and I've gotten really good at it and You got me to do it after like eight years.
01:58:19
Speaker
Fuck you. There we go. That's what I'm talking about. Brittany, I'm waiting for your application, damn it. and I thought I was just already hired.
01:58:29
Speaker
Well, I hate to break it to you, Jedi, but a non-compete clause. Oh, damn it. Brittany didn't even mention that.
01:58:43
Speaker
It's in her contract. I'm going to make it my personal mission now to take you fuckers down. Oh, no. We're going to have a podcast war? shit. Oh, shit. I don't know if I like this. Come at me, Honky. Come at me, Honky. I ain't scared. You want some of this white bread? I ain't fucking scared. I'll smack the people off of you, Jedi.
01:59:13
Speaker
Bro, I will customize your character for you, bitch.
01:59:22
Speaker
it doesn't even matter anymore because we just killed britney that's the unification of the the
01:59:29
Speaker
we done oh leave since you work at la shamanship or friends again brity do you think that's the unification of the the fuckingby yes like but once i got it yeah
01:59:51
Speaker
but What's great is that we but just buy yeah what's great but have yeah podcast ward we both just pop up on each other's shows and so we hat we thought you guys hated each other we do but sa to you we're just behind enemy lines at all times
02:00:15
Speaker
just not We're hanging out, trying to get the dirt on each other, but we create the hey I saw you on a way the Lazy Shaman Show commenting and shit. Lazy Shaman Show and the Nonsensical Network hate each other.
02:00:34
Speaker
Lazy and Glick have collaborated to create their own OnlyFans page called the Lazy Glicks page.
02:00:43
Speaker
That's where we'll have this. had this We'll meet in what is that? where we're all Consensual. We're going to meet at the dumpster behind Wendy's and fucking should finish this. him.
02:00:58
Speaker
take good shit What was that thing that we saw? die
02:01:06
Speaker
it's not wendy's I'll get back to you on that one. Her contract has no compete class, Michael. Wait, what? She said, wait, what? Uh-oh.
02:01:23
Speaker
Uh-oh. Brittany's getting fired up again.
02:01:30
Speaker
Brittany started a podcast. Brittany's going to start a podcast war between both of us, Jed. The only problem is is the only platform she has is mine or yours or ours or yours.
02:01:42
Speaker
That makes sense because
02:01:46
Speaker
Brittany likes them dumb.
02:01:51
Speaker
oh No, there's no competition. You boys are my boys. Sorry, Jed. I love you too, but these are my dudes. these are madeie Oh, my god i say oh um I gotta to say Jedi in Brittany's defense is you.
02:02:12
Speaker
That just started tonight. i know it did yeah ah I mean, of course, I will show my support and stop in.
02:02:24
Speaker
It's fine, Brittany. It's fine. Hey, look at Chris spelling my fucking name right, Chris. Yes, I love you, dude. She's only allowed to come up and support you guys if if one of us are with her.
02:02:37
Speaker
She's a chaperone.
02:02:41
Speaker
You'll thank us later. Hey, I'm pre-thinking you. ah yeah Actually, you know what? That's my master plan to destroy the Lazy Shaman show. We're just going to unleash Brittany.
02:02:54
Speaker
That's our secret weapon. Unleash the Kraken. going to make own shit, and then you guys can talk around and find out. The Brittany, the Britbish network. The BBN, the Britbish network.
02:03:07
Speaker
Angel, I will be glad to join you. We should do a show. We should let you two do a show together. That'd be cool. That'd be cool to have a female-led show on the network.
02:03:20
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Females that eat lead. I mean, try I think you do a good job of that enough, Glick. I fucking hate you so goddamn fucking much, Glick.
02:03:33
Speaker
Oh, my God. When I see you, you're kidding but She's so mad she's going to dodge the next cabinet that fall. Fuck it. Down with all women. No. Women suck.
02:03:45
Speaker
He-Man women hate her. club No. yeah You can't. Fuck the quality.
02:03:52
Speaker
um rather you saying Honestly, you might be poaching Shaman for me if you if you do that kind of club. Fuck the club. We're going to do trade. This is like the draft. We're going to trade players. I get Brittany. You get Shaman. I'm down. You can have Brittany. I'll take Shaman.
02:04:07
Speaker
No, I'm keeping Shaman. He's gold. we're going to change that. We made official. Shaman, welcome to the Nonsense to Go Network. No, no, Shaman. It was on a live. You said it first. If you try to take Shaman from me, I'm putting gum in your beard, and you're going to cut it all off.
02:04:26
Speaker
ah My lawyers will contact you. I'm going to put you in the sun. How do like them apples? ah I don't like that at all. you I'm going to chain you to a pole in the sun. I need SPF 2000, okay?
02:04:36
Speaker
no SPF. no sb damn it. You have Mother Nature defending you. That's not even fair. You want to put gum in my bed? To the sun with you.
02:04:50
Speaker
To the sun. Holy shit. yes i agree
02:05:06
Speaker
a have a colorlar no but Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Dude, me too. That's what's ah that's why we're famous.
02:05:19
Speaker
My favorite color is naked and ladies.
Favorite Colors and Crayola Jokes
02:05:23
Speaker
not exactly but ah but And they never put it in the Crayola box. It's unfair. What do you know about a Crayola box? You're the white Never mind. No, you're the fucking neon.
02:05:38
Speaker
Brittany, shame on you. I'm sorry, I'm a dick. No, Brittany, you sound like me last night when I started the stream drunk.
02:05:49
Speaker
You're not wrong. When I was really fucked up about you, nice we don't have to go back to it. um Fucked up about who? I feel like the tan crayon and default shit.
02:06:04
Speaker
About you is not nearly as bad as what he said earlier. But I don't want to bring it back up. Wait, who said what? Say it. Say it. No, I want to hear it. I got to hear it now. I can't remember. Well, then it wasn't that bad if you can't even remember.
02:06:18
Speaker
I remember all the worst shit. Classic derail over here. um It's not like that other shit that somebody else said that I can't remember at all.
02:06:31
Speaker
It was brutal. It was vile. Just rewind a little bit, okay? It's Britney,
02:06:46
Speaker
bitch. You didn't even do the thing, Britney. You didn't even do the thing.
02:06:51
Speaker
Okay, that's better. Thank you. It hurts. but but You got to be aware of those cabinets. Gravity affects everybody. No, that motherfucking and I won't say.
02:07:04
Speaker
be
02:07:07
Speaker
did
02:07:14
Speaker
We have a call for a Johnny Bongs revolution here. still has the job and I don't stay. Johnny Bongs, you need to get control of your panel. You need to get control of your panel.
02:07:25
Speaker
Get control of your panel, Johnny. Yeah? Yeah. What the fuck are we doing? I don't know. You tell us. it you Yeah, you you're in charge of this. I'm talking to the team. You didn't know that?
02:07:40
Speaker
Fucking higher than I was last night. oh shit. Oh. What are you working on? Are you working on anything? What was that?
02:07:53
Speaker
being all of that
02:07:59
Speaker
When I get high, I look at patterns, and those patterns make something out of themselves. But Andy's gone.
02:08:07
Speaker
Well, that's because you're in charge. Andy's back. What? That's because you're in charge, Johnny Bongs. What are you talking about? I'm making patterns, and those patterns are going to make sense.
02:08:20
Speaker
Oh, I get you. Johnny, yeah you okay, bro? They just don't make sense right now. I make patterns. I meant patterns and patterns make sense.
02:08:32
Speaker
No! So I've been stealing these kids. They're gonna, okay. Like they're slime and foam and I've been making these little roses out of them.
02:08:42
Speaker
Wait, what is that? Fucking... You know like the foam that kids play with that are like... Sometimes. andha I've been making flowers out of them.
02:08:56
Speaker
They try to notice what's happening. What's happening? Let's see if I can't find.
02:09:04
Speaker
Brittany Bish, she just realized she just realized there's a lot people here. Oh, wait, what's it? Brittany Bish, we have somebody waiting to join the panel.
02:09:18
Speaker
Oh. Do your job. Come on, Brittany. I am new to this. I am new to this. Oh, we got stuff.
02:09:30
Speaker
Hi, Boo Boo. How you doing, Boo I'm better now. How's that? I'm better now. Tell me fucking nails, bitch. Oh, they're still the same as last week. okay I got a few more dates of this. It's worth seeing, though, Scotto. Even if they're the same as last night or the night before, we want to see them every goddamn time. Somebody made a little ai thing of it. They snapped a picture of me doing it and made it that a little AI. That's actually pretty fucking cool.
02:09:58
Speaker
That's pretty badass. That is awesome. They should put Scotto on her knuckles, like, tattooed Like when there's rings, it goes crashing on all six of his finger one pun your a bitch in the face.
02:10:09
Speaker
Fuck yes. Fuck yes.
02:10:16
Speaker
ah yeah so theyre like So I have this little but real trick like when we're fighting with the girls in the South. like Two girls are fighting and you're like, oh oh my God, honey, wait, stay still.
02:10:27
Speaker
You've got like a bee buzzing around his head. Let me get that. And you reach up I'm just going to grab a big handful of right hair and just yank it. You act all concerned. You go on with some concern. and then That's life shaken baby syndrome.
02:10:44
Speaker
late life shan baby syr for well punch him in the forehead and it would just say Scotto. And then I have to say backwards so when I do this it says it the correct way, right? You can have two.
02:10:59
Speaker
One freeze.
02:11:03
Speaker
That's a good idea. You should do that. I like it. I'm on board. i Because if there's one thing you want to do is leave assault calling cards. Good thing. Yeah. You might as well just put my phone number down there. Officer, call me at so-and-so.
02:11:16
Speaker
How about on one hand to put Scott on the other hand? Your name was imprinted on your victim's head? No, that wasn't me. I wouldn't be that dumb, okay? like The jury wouldn't even believe it. They'd be like, no, nobody would be that dumb.
02:11:29
Speaker
But it would work. But, Your Honor, look at these nails, Your Honor. You know yeah i think I punched anybody? You think I'm going to break one of these nails? They cost $400 a piece. say What up Michael?
02:11:40
Speaker
That's how lazy you lost his hair. Yeah.
02:11:46
Speaker
That's true, actually. true How'd you know, son of a bitch? This is a good idea. yeah no This is a good idea. Actually, maybe I'll tell you outside of it. But no, there's this nail salon down in Texas that I want to take you to. They give you, like, fucking champagne and, like, these fancy-ass fucking straws that are in shapes of hearts and shit like that. It is so fucking sweet.
02:12:13
Speaker
Yummy. everything i like food i mean i like dick but like food too i like food more yeah they got food you can try to kill me here i almost drowned on my drink ah i'm gonna learn how to fucking do that ah
02:12:38
Speaker
tell brandy if she wants to talk to you join the panel so you'll stop paying attention to your phone i have Yeah, Glick. When I let the panel talk, I get yelled at. What the fuck do you want from me, Michael?
02:12:51
Speaker
what do you want your eyes. but want your eyes. look at me Yeah. Yeah. This is the supposed to be your show, right? Yeah.
02:13:02
Speaker
and No, stop. nope You need to dial it back now. We'll let you know when it's fine. Let us have our moment, Jed. You shut the whore up. and if check quick You can't shut me up. You can't shut me up. I already know, Cleen, and I would never try to shut you up.
02:13:26
Speaker
I would never try to shut you up. Oh my God. Tarantula's going hard in the fucking paint. It's funny, though. God damn it, Tarantula. One hand in the street with the other.
02:13:42
Speaker
Oh, God.
02:13:46
Speaker
yeah MK is a fucking problem. Tarantula, get your ass in here. How about that? Yeah, Tarantula. Why you quit talking shit in the chat and get up here and talk shit to my face?
02:13:58
Speaker
Yes, Laura. Actually, I'm kind of scared of that because she's going to whoop my ass when she gets up here. Oh, for sure. Don't you worry, Jedi. I got your back. She's baddie, though. You're going to like it.
02:14:12
Speaker
and I got your backside, Jedi. I got your backside. And your back door. And your front door. Don't worry, Jedi. I'm getting my logic. I got your sex. I got your sex.
02:14:26
Speaker
I mean your six. You can't even count to sex. i'll try I'll try for you.
02:14:39
Speaker
Today on Sesame Street is brought to you by the number six.
02:14:46
Speaker
then let And the letter backdoor surprise. We all know Glick's been to Epstein Island. yeah No, don't accuse me. Glick hitter. Glick hitter.
02:14:59
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Glick hitter. Don't put on me. I've done some. Don't worry. Don't. don't worry they don't They don't have any flight logs. It's fine. Nobody knows us.
02:15:12
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um I'm not Jim. That's right. job you Stay the fuck out of there.
02:15:22
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I fucking hate you much. What happened? Who do you hate and why do you hate them? Michael's job is the comments.
02:15:32
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Brittany's job is the panel.
02:15:36
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And my job is to do whatever the fuck I want.
02:15:41
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That's not a job. make you puppe Make you puppets dance. Dance for me. See, like how he says that, but he was a good listener. I said, get off your fucking phone. yeah yeah I'm still on my phone, you dirty cunt.
02:15:55
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Check out the Lazy Shaman and Brittany show.
02:16:01
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At least you were doing the marionette kind of puppet and you're not having to have a fist at my house kind of puppet. Yeah, nobody likes sock puppets. You gotta have the ones. Glick showed us his home fishing apparatus.
02:16:14
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I mean, it's golden and it has jewels all over it. Pop it out for You're in the fucking puppet. Boom.
02:16:26
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You think you can handle this? You think you could handle this, big boy? His ex was an ER r nurse. They extracted that from a man's butthole. It used to be white before he started, right? And then it's now it's that patina. We'll call it a patina color. It happens.
02:16:43
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it happens It happens over time. Bye. I can't listen. Bye.
02:16:54
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Excuse me. um Jesus Christ. I didn't know I had it an in me. That's a wallowed out butthole.
02:17:08
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Oh my.
02:17:13
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Tarantula and Jedi got a special thing going on tonight. I'm not sure if I like that. They always have a special thing going. It's weird. Oh, I get it. But she'll be draped with my face.
02:17:27
Speaker
Oh, now that you say it like that, I feel dirty every time I wear I'm not wearing your shirt anymore.
02:17:34
Speaker
Now I just feel dirty. what Should I sign it on the front or the back of the sleeve? She said the surprise. but front Oh, I didn't get a signed shirt.
02:17:46
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i was here i can I can sign it. Front, back. and What the is that going to I'm going to cut the sleeves off of mine. It'll make it worth something when I'm dead. I'm just going to sign it. It'll make it worth something now because we all know I'm the real superstar and celebrity around here.
02:18:06
Speaker
Did you sign a Michael Copenhaver shirt? Yeah, I made it actually worth something. You're welcome. Jackass. You're a jackass. What are you signing? It's that beach.
02:18:19
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What am I signing? blood. Okay. with my blood yeah Wow. well
Chained in a Basement Humor
02:18:30
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Rude. The blood of the virgin that he has chained to a pole in his basement. Leave Steven alone. That's what I was expecting. Steven's a great guy. We had a lot of fun hanging out together.
02:18:41
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He's a great boy. I mean, I didn't want to call you out there. I didn't want to put your business out there like that, but you know, to each their own. so that We had a good time. We had a good chat, um you know.
02:18:54
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I ignored his his his cries for help and to save for him and. Brittany snort count just hit 14. 16.
02:19:07
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fifty like boy
02:19:12
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sixteen
02:19:15
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17. Honestly, just what you heard. Oh my god. I can't even help it. I'm grieved and I'm still snoring. Tarantula is freaking me out.
02:19:28
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She's way too into it. Technician, thank you. ah appreciate the applause. Skylar, what's going on in your world? I'm a real world. Not a whole lot. What do you think?
02:19:43
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So we've been covering this lady lately that's like just fucking crazy, like literal crazy. Covered her with She, well, I run on a channel channel called The Shit Show.
02:19:55
Speaker
Oh. And so this woman is, say so On your channel, all The Shit Show.
02:20:06
Speaker
Drop your link in our chat, buddy. Oh, hell yeah. So this woman is on ADHD meds and she's in college. She goes off and about 15 years later, wants to go on. So she needs to go see a psychiatrist, you know, to kind of, you know, figure what's going on.
02:20:23
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um She falls in love with her psychiatrist, right? um she also has a chat gpt that she's named henry and she would go to her psychiatrist and have a session then literally go home to talk to chat chat gpt on fucking tiktok analyzing if the psychiatrist was right or not there have a couple of times where she emails the output to the psychiatrist just what do you think i mean it's just a crazy thing program She ended up getting kicked off chat GPT because she's just abusing the fuck out of her.
02:20:56
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Like it's just this crazy woman. So yeah. Lovely. That's what we've been doing this week. Yeah. Remember people. Can you invite her up on our panel? Because I feel like she'll fit right in with Brittany.
02:21:09
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Well, she's all over TikTok. Maybe. for fire funny What you said, ah you
02:21:20
Speaker
Hi, puppy. What up, that guy? What up, that guy? What up, Annie? Annie, and are you okay? Are you okay? My former co-host of this show had like ah like six AI girlfriends.
02:21:40
Speaker
You're talking about Gary the chat GPT guy. i No, Yeah, Jeff, he had they do they like six AI girlfriends on his I didn't even know he was Mormon.
02:21:53
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And he came on here. His wife is Mexican, and she's Mormon. Do the math. She's also in France banging some other dude, but that's neither here nor there. He was like, yeah, I got all these check or ai girlfriends. i'm like, that's kind of weird and sad. Yeah, he just he started bringing it up to me, too, at one point.
02:22:09
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one i Because I fucking hated him from the beginning. But I was like started to like him. Oh my god. Britney is fucking Yoko. She broke up the band.
02:22:23
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o No, Blaze. like wasn't a blaze it wasn't It wasn't even Blaze. it was it was Wally that set him off the night that he Jerevishied us, man.
02:22:38
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It was Wally. Wally was fucking with him, but he kept dropping his he kept dropping him down at the end of the show and moving me around and muting his mic and and
Channel Subscriptions and Encouragement
02:22:45
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then whatnot. And Jeff was like, my fucking cool I can't reference Jeremy. He like legit rage quit.
02:22:53
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Give this dude a sub down here. announced it. Thank you. Sub this man. Sub this man. The queen ya queen. I will not be your sub.
02:23:05
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Sub him and he will show you the way. It's getting spicy. getting spicy and i is the wayo. Fuego. Fuego. Fuego, Bobby. I think think is fire. For sure. Fuego.
02:23:25
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Fuego. Hashtag. Fuego. got fire for sure scott it bygo got like and you got though you way to go hashtag la la la Easy, Allah.
02:23:46
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Easy. No, that was I, I, I, not Allah, Allah, Allah. That sounded pretty close to Allah, Allah, Allah. I thought Speedy Guns Al's happened to whoop somebody's ass in a race. That's racist,
02:24:04
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Jenna.
Stereotypes and Perceived Truth
02:24:05
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That was before. It's not racist if they make a cartoon out of it. that was before That was before we met. They're stereotypes because they're true every single time.
02:24:21
Speaker
I like him. He's a dick in the funniest way possible. Have you heard his 15-minute abortion bit? Probably.
02:24:32
Speaker
It's fucking amazing. and You would know if you heard it. Give it a listen. No. Is it of it? Okay. The last thing I heard from was his newest standup on Netflix. Yeah.
02:24:43
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That's the closer. The 15 minute abortion story. No, I definitely heard it then. Oh yeah. No, we weren't. with you No, nobody was mad at. i like william it the Is it the meds cancer boy?
02:24:58
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Like me, cancer boy. I'm so glad you're still up on our YouTube channel.
02:25:04
Speaker
I wasn't there that night. I didn't come in until the end of the show.
02:25:09
Speaker
It was Blaze, Wally and Jeff. It was at the end of the show. that right but go Because it was right after I joined up on I was actually just a guest here.
02:25:20
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And the next night, I was here for my first time on a Friday. And the next night was Saturday. And it was the very next night. And then the following Friday, I was the new co-host.
02:25:31
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Damn. Yeah, because I wasn't there on a Saturday night. I'll find it and send it to the links you can watch. wasn't there that night. I was with my last mistake.
02:25:44
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Yeah. yeah i wasn't there that night i was with my last mistake and Your last mistake, Brandy's mistake is just beginning.
02:25:55
Speaker
She loves me. Brandy loves me. I know. It's still a mistake. it good She loves me, and she thinks I'm pretty goddamn amazing.
02:26:10
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oh I know. ah She thinks that now. She loves you. Give it to her.
02:26:19
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Shut Johnny Bongs. Shut up, Johnny Bongs. Who the hell? Who keeps letting this guy up here? I hate it here.
02:26:30
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the I hate it here. I don't want star that. leaving You know what? Cancer boy sounds like.
02:26:43
Speaker
You know what? I'm going to rebrand this entire fucking fucking show. You're all fired. Scotto, you can stay. Scotto's going to be my new co-host. I'll get a new Derm Squad.
02:26:55
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Scotto, can I be your plus one? mr
02:26:59
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Yeah, you can be his plus one. There's no better Derm Squad than one we got now. Scotto, they're going to start squarming like flies. Jedi, I can't quit you. Go where the flies over here. flies.
02:27:26
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think she means that picture. Oh. Whoa, what's going on there? Hey, now. Michael has a comment still on the screen so you can... but What are you doing with that bread, Glick?
02:27:39
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That was Glick eating gummies. no Eating gummies and everything else. That bread looks scared. That bread looks scared. Bread had every right to be scared, Johnny.
02:28:03
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mom that it that bread was praying for a gluten intolerance on your end to get sweating
02:28:14
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that is what happens when when glick has edibles in the monkeys and the mun i i't do I don't do the drugs like you. It'll happen. I do it too, bro. When I have gummies, all bets are off. I don't do the drugs. I'll fucking lick the paint off my walls. I don't care.
02:28:35
Speaker
I'll get hungry. Oh, dude. I just stare at the ceiling like a black hole for three hours. next and she That's what I called me. Next time you have edibles, let me know so I can come to your wall.
02:28:51
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um Oh, God.
02:28:55
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That's it. I'm moving i moving rooms. I'm moving houses. I'm making notes. Burn it down and then go. You Oh, God.
02:29:08
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brady what school dress know
02:29:16
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out black but Oh, to be a wall in Jedi's house. and Make sure it's a wall that gets a lot of shade.
02:29:27
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You're not going to see much of it. If I had one wish, it would be the to be the paint on Jedi's wall. Mine would be to be the towel
02:29:42
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mine would be to be the towel in a room.
02:29:47
Speaker
I want to die and come back to the leotard. Like a lady shower room, you know? Like at the Y. No, not at the Y. Classier. Like get the at the upper rat like it curves. at curves.
02:29:58
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At the curves. At but Jenny Craig. yeah
02:30:07
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Weight watchers. Tarantula, I think I sent you what you're after, honey. so
02:30:18
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Big fan.
02:30:21
Speaker
Super happy. Thanks again for ordering a Michael Kovanever t-shirt. That sucker. I got one for free. Bitch.
02:30:33
Speaker
There's no more. I have one.
02:30:38
Speaker
Wait, maybe you did a better deal. So it wasn't free, okay? that's Maybe you did get a better deal, Charangela.
02:30:50
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again I don't know. and That's all I heard. That's all you yeah too nice I heard heard Glick complaining about a teeth dragger, and I was confused from it, but now it makes sense.
02:31:02
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Now you know. I don't want to put any names or anything out there, Jedi. You know. I don't want to make anybody feel bad, but. Excessive inflammation. Yeah. Oh, I can't. You know, there's nothing wrong with a little bit of teeth. Well positioned and, you know, tactically placed. That's fine.
02:31:21
Speaker
But just in general, let's usually. Welcome back, yeah you filthy slar. Sup. Sup.
02:31:31
Speaker
Oh, she's back. don't know if she got the better. She put on her cabinet-proof armor. oh as as per As per usual, Michael, I'm thinking it. You're saying it.
02:31:43
Speaker
I appreciate you, buddy. Between the two of us, we almost have a fully-fucking brain. Honestly, like, between the two of you guys, for real. What did you say, Brittany? Yeah.
02:31:58
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It's between Blick Michael... fucking hate Yeah, they're on stream just texting each other. shit That's not accurate. we' score He sent me a picture of his butthole and look what happened to my eye. Oh, exactly. That makes sense.
02:32:22
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The picture said, does this look infected? but I was like, no, you'll be fine.
02:32:28
Speaker
Two days later, he's like, maybe I was wrong. Maybe I was wrong. No, no, no. That's not accurate. I'll read you what he sent me two days later. but like this this takes the dack Nobody's perfect, bro.
02:32:43
Speaker
Get over it. All right, y'all. Hey, Shaman, have a great night. Love you, brother. i Appreciate you swinging in. Nice, Shaman. I may come next Friday night and hang out with you guys.
02:32:58
Speaker
Well, you'll be hanging out with Shaman. I'll bring the real talent to the Lazy Shaman show. I will not be there for the next two streams. Why? both If you were there last night, you would know. and for Yeah. like that yeah if you Thank you, Scotto.
02:33:14
Speaker
That's exactly right, Glick. Well, haven't watched the replay yet, and I'm sorry that I was being a good fucking dad and I was hanging out with something. Don't watch the replay. I was drunk before you started the stream. Do not do it.
02:33:27
Speaker
i was drunk before that i came into the last one that i was on and yelled for jedi 3000 times uh-oh his wife just walked in he's in trouble did you see my uh peace out from shaman yeah my white thing comment jedi would burst into flames as soon as he crossed over into new mexico I just want to address something that I happen to see because I happen to glance up into the...
Free Shirt Gift Implications
02:33:58
Speaker
I don't know what you're talking about, your white thing, but I just want to address something that I just happen to glance up and see in the comments. factor Fuck you, Tarantula.
02:34:08
Speaker
but I'm not a cheap whore, and I didn't ask for the goddamn shirt. It was a gift. It was a gift from a friend. Oh my gosh, Tarantula, keep going.
02:34:20
Speaker
It was a gift. A gift for the family.
02:34:26
Speaker
Because we're family. Suck it. You're just jealous because you had to pay for it. Who sucked whom off like to get a free shirt? didn't suck nobody off. I just put my meat in his mouth.
02:34:38
Speaker
Don't put the phrases we're family and suck it one right after the other because it kind of sounds a little like alabama Mississippi creepy. Yeah.
02:34:50
Speaker
It smells like Alabama in here. but just Two squares over from me. Good thing nobody in the South has internet or they may be offended. God damn it, the South will rise again.
02:35:02
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I guarantee that. Oh, my God. but you ever want to If you ever want to not offend an Alabamian, just put it in writing. Actually, you know what? Blake was the first one of that one. I'm shocked.
02:35:16
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who He's the one that you're talking about. He can't read. No, I can't. Alabama. Alabama, where every single school kid can spell KKK, but none of them can spell Alabama.
02:35:30
Speaker
They're big on concerts down there. Not so much on vowels. I can't laugh at that one. Why would they say one three times in Spanish? What do you mean you can't laugh at that one?
02:35:43
Speaker
And if you understand the joke. She can't laugh at that because that's her family. That's her family. It's real life for Brittany. Jedi winning at life again. You know what?
02:35:55
Speaker
You're getting an upgrade, buddy.
02:35:59
Speaker
but but got it all We got it we gotta to get we gotta get Scott out of the left corner. We don't have anybody to put in the corner. Michael, one of these days you got to come on the Lazy and Chama show and we just got to fucking chop it up. I'm glad to come back.
02:36:14
Speaker
It's just every Friday and a lot of times I'm tuckered out by the time our show's over. yeah no I get that. apple that's like i'm fond of pointing out i'm old. just saying you crack me yeah You're my left hand man. and
02:36:32
Speaker
You've been upgraded. I'm left handed. mean Blaze has been demoted. He's my right hand man. so i should be I mean, it's Blaze's network, so how can you demote him? Hold on a second. What is Brittany? All I heard was I'm ambidextrous.
02:36:46
Speaker
I'm ambidextrous. That means I can use both hands. so um What is that, the sequel to The Matrix? um Yeah, I can use both hands too. It's not like everybody else is a gimp. I gotta say, Untrackable's got it going on.
02:37:03
Speaker
Fuck you, Untrackable. Why don't you bring your bitch ass up here send it to my face? Sadly, nobody out there is dumb enough to trade your Oreos for any of Angel, bring it.
02:37:15
Speaker
come on come up in here do it please I always run my mouth. Who's going to stop me? I'm the greatest of all time. I know. i didnt get see that i' was there that i was do
02:37:28
Speaker
I'm the greatest podcast host of all time. Fuck you, Joe Rogan, you bitch. I won't fight you in a Joe Rogan on the back burner right now. You're focusing on Lazy and Shaman. Oh, yeah. Fuck you, Lazy Shaman.
02:37:41
Speaker
I won't fight Joe Rogan in a ring, but I'll fight him on a microphone. Joe Rogan would kick my ass.
02:37:50
Speaker
That bell would ring and I would wake up seven months later from my coma and not know what happened. If Joe Rogan was pissed off and coming at me, I'd have to shoot him. I know better. i'm not I'm not... I don't like the Joe Rogan experience, the podcast. mean Sometimes it's okay.
02:38:09
Speaker
I love when he commentates the UFC. Glick, get ready. Not a fan of his comedy, but...
02:38:18
Speaker
but go fuck yourself gotta to give the dude credit I love fucking nigga. Shut up, Blake. Wally, all you do is talkity-talk, talk, talk, son.
02:38:30
Speaker
The only thing between us is air and opportunity. I'm going to get you some big boy. I will tap you out wearing your own. Air
Competition and Outcomes Among Hosts
02:38:40
Speaker
between guys is too much of nothingness.
02:38:42
Speaker
Come on, bro. You know that. and That's right. Angel said she'll whip your ass without a second thought. Oh, I believe it 100%. Right after she drinks you under the table, she'll poop on your forehead. And you're going to like it. She's not going to drink you under the table.
02:38:58
Speaker
I'll clean up your vomit for you. jedi the fo coach you should You should have been here last weekend to clean up Michael's vomit. Wow, he's on your side. You're talking shit to me too? What the fuck? Don't fucking bring Michael in this shit. This would be doing us.
02:39:12
Speaker
wait i ain't ever thrown up on I ain't never throwing up on a podcast. Actually, I don't know. What are you doing? No, you have. He's not even here. No, I haven't. Because you took him out.
02:39:24
Speaker
No, I took him for a judge. Speaking of two inches, I got to take a piss. See? I knew it.
02:39:36
Speaker
You got to hold that stomach first, and you'll see the half an inch. Stored counts at 18.
02:39:42
Speaker
That's right. He just does what he's told, doesn't he? Chris, he's a trained boy. Hey, Scotto. Yes. What did you do today?
02:39:54
Speaker
that's right he just does what he's told doesn't he um chris tech m yeah train boy
02:40:07
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hey scott ah yes but did you do today
02:40:13
Speaker
We went out with a friend of mine. We kind of got a little high, and then we ate until we were like in a food coma. What'd you eat? We were kind of in the mood for trashy food, so we went to Chick-fil-A. Oh, God. how would know Why on earth would you go to Chick-fil-A, bro, for real?
02:40:29
Speaker
Because he can't do it tomorrow because the motherfuckers are closed. But the point is to support him and his lifestyle. yeah have a gay daughter. i do not have anything to do.
02:40:40
Speaker
Did you say you have a gay daughter? Yes, I do. I see your gay daughter and I raise you one broster. That's my sister who is now my brother. We do not go to Chick-fil-A.
02:40:52
Speaker
We have already had her on. Our people.
02:40:57
Speaker
My broster goes to Chick-fil-A. And overpriced and undersized. Fuck Chick-fil-A. and and they And they have sad, soggy ass buns.
02:41:11
Speaker
That's what they call her. Okay. It's working on clock every fucking Tuesday. Is tragedy in Ohio? No, dude. That was played out in South Carolina and that's every Chick-fil-A you go to. We're going to give you a chicken sandwich. With one pickle.
02:41:30
Speaker
With one pickle. With one pickle. First off, like chicken and dong together. You fucking monster. Pickles are fucking nasty as fuck. You shut your fucking mouth, Pickleback. Pickles are amazing. They're fantastic. but angela but I love you, but just we fucking No. No, no, no. no You're a goddamn monster, Michael.
02:41:51
Speaker
on every on every On every side of every argument, there's a right there's a wrong, and you're wrong. Right? Y'all wrong. take Y'all wrong. ah wrong when it comes to arguing with me just just to just admit to the fact that you're wrong and i'm always arguing with you i'm simply stating fact look we know you're retarded as fuck okay we gotta to fucking give you the benefit of doubt but you're the fuck we are you were wrong that's the first thing you've been right about so far i'm not retarded i'm a big dumb animal I'm not retarded. I'm a big, dumb animal.
02:42:20
Speaker
Get it right. You wouldn't... You don't know the difference, so it doesn't matter because you're retarded. I'm also my own spirit animal, so there's that. Those are Jed's words.
02:42:34
Speaker
Those are Jed's words. Who's Glick's spirit animal, Jed? I said Glick's his own spirit animal. He's not wrong. At the end of the day. it's I'm never wrong, usually.
02:42:45
Speaker
Yeah. Like, share, and subscribe. Whoa! He's got to move up to the top row, finally, where he belongs. Now he just needs to move over one more panel.
02:42:58
Speaker
Sweet silly pickles. Ew, Randy, gross. Shut up. I am your big dumb animal, mama. Yes, ma'am. I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to star that comment. That gets a golden star right there.
02:43:11
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Yes, ma'am. Wow. but
02:43:17
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Comment of the night. but i good you know I give my complete non-biased opinion on the comment of the night right there. Self-service. Self-service. When he passed kindergarten. The ego on this guy. but but yeah
02:43:34
Speaker
Me? It's hard not to have an ego when all you do is win. No. All I do is win, win, win. I can't say what he says. Participation trophies. letter Participation trophies. Thank you. Participation trophies. Every time you won, it's getting brandy, and you're fucking lucky with that one.
02:43:55
Speaker
Spun. She's not the only one that's spun. I'm completely spun as well. You're not a participation trophy. What? What?
02:44:07
Speaker
We're talking about you. time my you and I know, Jedi, you're you're not you're not you're more than a participation trophy to me, Jedi. No.
02:44:18
Speaker
That wasn't a conversation. Yes. You said all you do is win. Participation. That's all I do is win. No, all I do is win. I'm the champ.
02:44:29
Speaker
Every competition that is thrown my way, i knock it out. Click hitter. yeah You're doing great. yeah I decide, not you. I decide.
02:44:44
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Somebody said golden butt plug and I just said Glicketer. I don't know. I've been conditioned, Michael. I don't know. What is that? What is that? What is that? what is that You know, where the dog hears the whistle and and they wait for the treat. What is that called? pavlo Pavlovian training.
02:45:00
Speaker
Yeah, I'm Pavlov. I've been Pavlov. Somebody said golden butt plug and I said Glicketer. Oh, Jesus. and oh yeah You know, I wish I was ashamed of that picture and I probably should be.
02:45:14
Speaker
I'm kind of proud of him. You've been working out. I'm with you still are. You should be ashamed if the tiger's like this big around. That's when you should be ashamed. It doesn't go in me. It goes into the extra special people.
02:45:31
Speaker
I'm just
02:45:35
Speaker
big dumb animal. I want to talk to you guys.
02:45:42
Speaker
i want to talk to you guys i want to talk to bret I want to talk to Brandy. What the fuck did you see in this guy? Come on tonight and talk to him. What did Glick say you to fool you into thinking he's wrong?
02:45:57
Speaker
Come on, Brandy. Come on up and talk to Desperation. He told her she ran through all the management. You and Jeff Bezos are targeted cousin. But he's on mute now. They're coordinating stories. She ran through all the men in her town. She did the important deed.
02:46:15
Speaker
Oh my goodness. I'm worth the, I'm worth the, I'm worth the red fans. Like if she lives in Oregon and he's out in Ohio, yeah, I've seen people out in Oregon. That's, you know, she's in Oregon.
02:46:29
Speaker
It's the fires drove all the men away. She doesn't know what good it is. I got it. There ain't no men out there. There ain't no men out there. There's no men out there. There's boys with man buns. Yeah, there are boys with manbus yeah oh man buns.
02:46:42
Speaker
Oh, man buns. There's there sad little pathetic, desperate Napoleonism men out there.
Limp Bizkit Music Nostalgia
02:46:53
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Boys. There's strawberry chocolate and boys. You're right. Chocolate-covered starfish. Chocolate starfish and hot dog flavored water. Is that where you're going, Brittany? Because that's what I was thinking.
02:47:08
Speaker
ah could listen I'm going to listen to L'Ambiscuit later. yeah yeah I have not listened to a single L'Ambiscuit song in minute.
02:47:18
Speaker
Dude, you have to listen to DadBod. Shut up, Jedi. Let Britney and I vibe. Shut your whore mouth.
02:47:29
Speaker
DadBod's the best. He has like this... like
02:47:34
Speaker
hammer bar mustache and everything and it's all gray and white and shit and he's like listen to the sun with the wind I forget what the words are right now not surprised you more real real did you ever even know in the first place that's the real question yeah I do i do know them and when I'm like fully alive tomorrow I'll be like damn bitch you're a bitch oh Pitch
Admiration for DadBod and Style
02:48:03
Speaker
count, 77.
02:48:06
Speaker
thought it was 79. I'll go with your number. No, but... Let me just tell you. The new Limp Bizkit is pretty dope. It's it trash, but funny and dope.
02:48:22
Speaker
I love Limp Bizkit, man. They were like one of my favorite bands back in the day. I like my business a little tight. don't like it limp. Ooh. I can hear you. Wait a minute, did he say he like his did did he say he liked his little boys tight? i like No, Glick, that's inner hearing going off.
02:48:45
Speaker
that's That's my inner hearing. One too many beers in the room. I
02:48:55
Speaker
what is i would say thoughts, but you know what thoughts are. It's too big a word for you. Okay. okay Trance was doing the talking for
Jedi's Responsibility and Camaraderie
02:49:04
Speaker
me tonight. Johnny, get control. yeah bro ah I didn't fucking take responsibility of this.
02:49:13
Speaker
now He's washing his hands and he's boasting. He's like, I'm out. I got some hand sanitizer and I'll see you next Tuesday. I am but an observer to this madness.
02:49:26
Speaker
I just love that Jedi takes all responsibility off of me at any given moment. He just throws it on somebody else, and I don't even have to ask him to do it. I'm not the true friend right there, Jedi. This is why I love you, buddy. I got you, bro. You know that.
02:49:41
Speaker
That's why I love having Jedi in here. Fucking plotted. The lazy glick connection is a bond that you can't bring. When to be become one.
Spice Girls Reference and Playful Atmosphere
02:49:53
Speaker
Bongs is by far the smartest one here. He understands plausible deniability. He's like, fuck you. I'm not in charge. you that I think that was a Spice Girls song.
02:50:04
Speaker
You're damn right. It was. yeah and Me and Glick are bringing it back, though. New Spice Girls. were back If you want to get with my Jedi, you got to get with my friend.
02:50:16
Speaker
That's right. Exit stage left.
02:50:20
Speaker
I don't but but so like that.
Renegotiating Contracts with Sarcasm
02:50:31
Speaker
This was not in the fucking contract. we yougoate You need to renegotiate. Johnny. This is happening.
02:50:42
Speaker
In the contract, you know the part that said et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. That's where we lock you in. oh god damn it friend where that's where all the magic happens i want to redo in the et cetera yeah yeah too bad you already signed it johnny abracadabra you're feeling sleepy oh god that sounds like a bill cosby thing what chloroform to you trust me with six of these ain't going to fuck to sleep for three days damn
02:51:16
Speaker
We'll be awake for it all. That's what I say. Just take a beat and out. You can't lose your heart, too, man. I was there
Sasquatch Jokes and Community College
02:51:26
Speaker
once. I tried that. It didn't work.
02:51:28
Speaker
Dude, it's fun. I love it. It's fun.
02:51:34
Speaker
Just made me want to put holes in the wall. I just love watching Scott there. Don't say much.
02:51:43
Speaker
You just all sitting over there all pretty and sassy and shit.
02:51:48
Speaker
to I mean, take it out. That's what she said. Yeah, you are. Mandy, what's going on, sis?
02:52:00
Speaker
And Sasquatch. And Sasquatch. hey Squatch.
02:52:08
Speaker
You dirty tick picker. yeah just because You know what? This Sasquatch just got accepted into community college, okay? He's going to be somebody someday.
02:52:19
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. I'm going be somebody someday. Would you be interested in doing a team-building exercise for the network?
Group Squatch Hunt in Kentucky
02:52:29
Speaker
All five of us can do it together at the same time. That'd great. Let's do a Squatch hunt. That sounds like an orgy. So you guys are all just going to go hang out at Glick's house?
02:52:40
Speaker
There's a place in Kentucky. What are we talking about here? are you going to Sasquatch hunt? Glick's serving burgers. With Squatch footprints.
02:52:54
Speaker
You know, like Squatch Squatch signs. Squatch signs all over the place. And it's in Kentucky. We could all meet there. Go on a weekend Squatch hunt. Yeah, but I have to go to Kentucky. I agree with Jed.
02:53:09
Speaker
I agree with Jed. There's literally a squash sitting right here on the panel. to Do you want me to go hide? Will that know that make it better for you if I win the game?
02:53:20
Speaker
Yes, yes, yes. He just hide like b bla just has to clean his house and get some extra chairs out. and There you go. Right? The search is over. The search is fucking over.
Sasquatch Yard Decorations
02:53:32
Speaker
You know what a big thing in Pennsylvania is? They all have the Sasquatch wooden things in their yards and shit. And every time I look at them, it makes me think of them. We have them here, too. Why do you just try to be mean? Why do you try to hurt me for no reason? Because you're a fucking meanie. You know what? Now that you put like that, you're mean.
02:53:59
Speaker
a no You're right. I am meanie. And I apologize. Brit, Tammy, and I will try to be better.
02:54:11
Speaker
You won't, though. You won't. until Until tomorrow. so Tomorrow I'm back on my bullshit.
02:54:23
Speaker
I'd like to see you fucking try. She was yelling at me earlier and I told her to shut the cock holster. so Next question.
Ice Cream 'Bullet' Joke
02:54:38
Speaker
coshoster i don't know why the fuck i'm getting yelled at it but i'm getting yelled at her here um and two hours before the show like a stream no know that news too to know what likes you next question I will eat a bullet. I'm going to eat a bullet later on tonight.
02:54:58
Speaker
Do not unalive yourself. You know how much those fucking sex toys cost? no Not a bullet. not that sets ah That's the container of ice cream I have. It's called bullet. Sex toys are free at the WNBA games.
02:55:12
Speaker
Bourbon bullet ice cream. Bullet ice cream, man. It's delicious. I'm going to go Jerebishi myself. I hate you all. What the fuck?
02:55:23
Speaker
Yeah. That's a third fucking time today.
02:55:29
Speaker
I hate it here and I hate everybody here. I'm going to go Jarebyshue myself. Yeah. I'll call y'all. Amen, Michael. Thank you. That's what I do. Although your tears would be enough loose. That bird sounds fucking sublime. Who's got a bird?
Snipe Hunting and Milking Snakes
02:55:44
Speaker
It's a grackle. We had grackles over my yard. What the fuck is a grackle? It's a black thin bird. ah The black there a males are black. The females are first off what allin My first thought was a grasshop around crack. but If you fuck with one of them, the entire fucking flock comes over and starts beating shit grackle sounds like snipe.
02:56:10
Speaker
ah their own ah grackle ah grapple sounds like a snipe michael president on one night pun Can we Britney's snipe hunt at your wedding or that weekend? definite like we should definitely do that. Friday after the rehearsal dinner, we'll take Britney on a snipe hunt.
02:56:30
Speaker
Oh my God, I miss doing that.
02:56:34
Speaker
we It is so you've got a snap button. Right now in Ohio, it's snipe season right now. We're not giving her a gun. We're not giving her a gun. I'm just saying they're around. You don't you don't yout use gun shit.
02:56:45
Speaker
You go in truck at midnight and three, four o'clock in morning, the side roads and shit. You find fucking snakes. You go out there, fucking grab them, fucking put them in pillowcases and bring back to places that it gets milked.
02:56:57
Speaker
I miss doing that shit. Oh, Brady's going to milk a snipe already. Oh, honey, greens, sidewinders, fucking name it. We did all the time. No, that's not not snakes. Snipes. Oh, i'll say okay. Snipe hunting. It's a critter.
02:57:14
Speaker
If you're out there milking snakes, you're doing God's work, though. Snipes. I'm yeah, let's go, I can when Blaze isn't here. place get that wonder I mean, Jedha is not wrong.
02:57:30
Speaker
No, I'm done. You're giving me a plug. You got to milk the snake sometimes, babe. I'm sorry, baby girl, but sometimes you got to milk the snake, if you know what I mean. You got to make the snake peel. Honestly, all of y'all need to milk your snake right now because you're annoying as fuck.
02:57:54
Speaker
and know I know if I see it earlier. There's a cure for that, Brittany. That's why you're... Johnny, you're not one of them. That's why you're not annoying. That might take some high road on that.
02:58:07
Speaker
What was that? What was that like? Brittany, why are you mad? no
02:58:13
Speaker
far brittanney why are you so mad Brittany and I i speak really bad. I'm just asking, are you okay with milk and the snake?
02:58:26
Speaker
Or in Glick's case, milk the worm.
Risque Jokes and Laughter
02:58:30
Speaker
and It's a tiny little thing. It's a tiny little thing. Glick's back hung like a Tic Tac.
02:58:37
Speaker
wow randy Hung like a field mouse, baby. That's why their breast muscles are good. Hey. That's why their breast muscles are so good. yeah yeah You ever taken a Tic Tac to the mouth at 90 miles an hour?
02:58:51
Speaker
I'm just saying. Explain it to her. Explain it to her. Oh.
02:58:58
Speaker
I know she'll milk the snake. I don't even have to ask.
02:59:03
Speaker
She takes umbrage. Look at the fucking comment, Jack Watt. She's taking umbrage. I'm sorry. I'm using big words. She no likey. You say Britney Milky Snakey. Did I say Britney?
02:59:16
Speaker
and say briy Yeah. I met Brandy. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I was arguing pretty well. Now we know who you really want. no the talk Brandy, run from that zero and get you a hero. My man. Right here. My man.
02:59:38
Speaker
but right here my man subject well if i meant If I said that, I apologize. That's not what I meant. but I was arguing with her while I was trying to say it. He knows what a memory is.
02:59:49
Speaker
He good. He good you don't know big words. man operation Great advice. i don't know I don't know big words when I'm sober.
03:00:03
Speaker
No, I apologize for that if that's what I said. That's not what I meant. Nothing says I apologize like a diamond tennis bracelet. yeah Amen to that.
Wordplay and Group Entertainment
03:00:15
Speaker
What does Serena Williams have to do with this? Randy? Actually, no. Drop that zero to get you a hero.
03:00:23
Speaker
Well, she's done with you.
03:00:28
Speaker
Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Well, all right. So either Michael, Jedi, or Johnny, or Brittany, or Scott, to take a panel. Blake's going to spend the fucking 30 minutes trying to fucking do what he needs to. diamond are ever really well Well, Teresa's taking over. Boom.
03:00:46
Speaker
She's bumping. No, no, yeah i don't no yeah no, no, yeah no. no i do not know how to be are You've assumed dominance and you need to roll with his u around now you jealous jealous in charge and michael's got control a button
03:01:05
Speaker
Glick, you're on mute. Bye. Bye, you bitch. Are we still on this? Yeah, we're still on, you goofball. Why wouldn't we? We're all still here. You guys don't fucking listen to me half the time. Okay, so, yeah, no, now that I'm in charge, whatever Brittany wants say, let fucking say it. Everybody shut the fuck up.
03:01:23
Speaker
Because she's been trying to talk this entire fucking time for last fucking three hours, and nobody let her talk. she always It ain't even that serious. Yeah, whatever.
03:01:34
Speaker
It is what it is. Oh, that's a good one. Love you, though. You too, by the way. Look what she does, though. She's, like, doing gang signs.
03:01:46
Speaker
That is not a heart. It is a heart. The thing that she does is not a heart. It is a heart. Now it is. Put, rewind it. Ten seconds. Go back to what she did before.
03:01:59
Speaker
No, no. We're good. but We're good. We're good.
03:02:06
Speaker
Brittany, you have the laura What do you have to say? Here, you know what? Let's do this. Boom. it's It's the Angel and Brittany show.
03:02:16
Speaker
Run it. Angel, and Scott. Now that I fucking
Harley Riders and Stereotypes
03:02:21
Speaker
finally shut up, like you guys give me the second. down Nobody cares. like Shut the fuck up, bro. I'm good.
03:02:32
Speaker
You know why it's so loud? cause you got a small fucking picker.
03:02:36
Speaker
He needs to overcompensate for his small Right, you're of the fucking Honda dudes that like, meh, down the fucking road. Small pecker. would say that's the Harley dudes who crush every chance of anyone talking to each other in fucking 17 blocks. I posted something yesterday on Facebook. I saw something was like, stop wearing Harley Davidson shirts when all you do is ride his is Wow, I'm doing great.
03:03:07
Speaker
Stop wearing Harley Davidson shirts when all you do is ride dick. Nice. That's not right. i mean't that Isn't that basically every dude that rides a Harley, they ride a dick as well?
03:03:21
Speaker
I mean, correct me if I'm wrong. I know some of y'all out there that are watching this right now. i know i know some of y all out there that are watching this right now I know some y'all out here lurking and going to get your feelings fucking hurt, and I don't fucking care because you won't do shit about it, but if you ride Harley, you ride a dick. You ride a dick at the end of the day.
03:03:42
Speaker
You and all your all your idiot friends. I don't know. don't even care if it's a Harley. Yeah, they're more expensive. They take more. They got the money for that shit.
Historical Oppression and Show Suggestions
03:03:52
Speaker
Like, it takes more money for upkeep for a Harley.
03:03:56
Speaker
Like, I like being an Indian. I don't know. Yeah, but unfortunately, Indians are owned by Harley now. Yeah, I know. it sounds like Indians have been owned by the whites for many, many centuries. Oh, damn. He went there.
03:04:12
Speaker
He fucking went there. yeah that was quick. ah
03:04:19
Speaker
Hashtag, I ain't right.
03:04:24
Speaker
Hashtag, we need to have a Michael and Brittany show. Okay. I agree. I can't believe you would say that. much grief right I like to bust your balls. You don't have the shit to come back with it.
03:04:38
Speaker
i don't know. But I do. Where is it? I did have the balls, you bitch.
Sibling Rivalry Banter
03:04:47
Speaker
She said, bro, shut the fuck up so she could do say what she needs to.
03:04:51
Speaker
Exactly. Y'all just like talk over me all the time. You got yourself a big sister here tonight. Good for you. I love her.
03:05:02
Speaker
I have a feeling love you're a good fan, Angel. We're glad to have you. um Sincerely, sincerely, thank you so very much for your order. I just hate to admit it, but thank you for real.
03:05:16
Speaker
Because they probably wouldn't shut up if you didn't say shit. Good news. and um It is a while ago, but Luke's not on the panel.
03:05:28
Speaker
yeah ah Is that why it's so quiet? Yes, it is. yeah Britt, Scott, Johnny, the quiet ones, take over.
Bird Sound Humor
03:05:41
Speaker
Hey, Johnny. The fuck is up?
03:05:48
Speaker
Who's streaming from Jurassic Park? I was going to say, hear something. I told you it's the fucking birds out here. She said they're called grackles. Is there a predator around? They sound like they're in distress. No, they are the predators.
03:06:01
Speaker
Trust me. You fuck flock fucking fucks you up.
03:06:08
Speaker
Hashtag Alfred Hitchcock. LG barbecue? and The main one is Julio. Let's go barbecue.
03:06:19
Speaker
Um...
03:06:22
Speaker
lu put up bu but um um That was pretty fucking good. It's like a racy dad joke. I it though. I love that got a comment series for everybody. michael Tell the joke worst worst joke you know.
Dark Humor and Group Rapport
03:06:44
Speaker
You think people are like, oh my god, i can't believe you would say that. The worst joke you know. Brittany, you got one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going first.
03:06:54
Speaker
Well, you did you hear it? and Whatever, it doesn't matter. um Why did... You know what? Let me get back to this one. Somebody else can watch it. Why are all Jewish men circumcised?
03:07:09
Speaker
one A Jewish woman won't touch something if it's not 15% off. Whoa! Not bad. Not bad. yeah That's better than a golf club. Good job, ladies. You gave them a real shit.
03:07:28
Speaker
Bongs, you got one? A terrible, terrible joke. Some you think people will cringe. Why did the pedophile come in... Why did the in... Why did the pedophile come come in first in the race?
03:07:42
Speaker
Why? Why didn't the pedophile come in first? Don't step on the joke. I'm fucking lost. All right. Stop, everybody. Brittany, begin from the beginning.
03:07:58
Speaker
He fucked me up. Begin from the beginning. Nobody talk. Let her tell her jokes. She stepped all over Bongs, but that's all Actually, like panel member no big deal. every i that know Tell your joke.
03:08:11
Speaker
No, I don't remember it. Well done. Well done. Bongs, we're back to you. ah I got nothing. What? Nothing.
03:08:24
Speaker
good life I'm just wondering what the fuck is happening. we got that We got the chatterbox coming in. A blonde woman says, I have good news and bad news. Bad news, I'm pregnant. Good news, I don't think it's mine.
03:08:37
Speaker
but do that That's fucked up. The first one's way better. let's No, I actually missed the setup for that. Say that again.
03:08:49
Speaker
I gave you the
Offensive Jokes and Reactions
03:08:50
Speaker
whole joke. It's ah it's through text. This is Mandy. A blonde woman says, I have good news and bad news. Bad news, I'm pregnant. Good news, I don't think it's mine.
03:09:00
Speaker
Oh, good one, Mandy. Oh, fuck. Not that kind of bad, though, Mandy. Something that you think will make people cringe. For instance, the outstanding joke you told the first time. What do you call ah lesbian on fire?
03:09:12
Speaker
An LGBTQ. That's fucking funny. And it's awful and it's terrible. But it's great. So, Bongs, you're on timeout. Just think about it. Think about it. know you know one, Bongs.
03:09:24
Speaker
But that must have occurred some suspect shit. Oh, God.
03:09:30
Speaker
Take your time. Think about it. Jedi, what do you got? Oh, God. No, not for this thing. What?
03:09:41
Speaker
Your Jedi says, me, hello, surprise. I'm real boy. ah Exactly. who exs yeah I actually, I don't, I don't remember the joke.
03:09:54
Speaker
This is something I heard in high school and I don't remember it correctly. So I'm, I'm, I would have to improvise. Okay. So here we go. okay so here we go
03:10:08
Speaker
here
03:10:11
Speaker
Okay, so ah mama skunk and a baby skunk are crossing the road. A car comes by, runs over the mama skunk. Baby skunk's lost in the woods. It's just looking for a parent.
03:10:23
Speaker
Okay, it's looking. Finds a squirrel. Are you my parent? No.
Risque Jokes and Lightheartedness
03:10:28
Speaker
It finds something else. A rabbit. Are you my parent? No. Finds a wise old owl. Are you my parent? No.
03:10:36
Speaker
Well, who is? Like, well, you're not black, you're not white, and you smell like shit. You must be a Mexican. love that. I love that.
03:10:48
Speaker
Something tells me, you were the one that told that joke in I saw it. And canceled. Exactly, that's why didn't want say it. It's funny, but it's not true. It's not true. i think Mandy's going to take us down on the cancel train right here.
03:11:00
Speaker
I'm not reading it out loud. Read it to yourself, folks. Like guess that I said, I had improvise a lot the parts because I don't remember the exact thing.
03:11:11
Speaker
You got one now? pedophiles never win a race? Why? Because they like to come in a little behind. Ooh. That's fucking funny.
03:11:27
Speaker
Oh, shit. the This whole thing is... So far, I think that's our our winner so far. i regret streaming this my I regret streaming this to my show now.
Self-Deprecating Humor and Authenticity
03:11:42
Speaker
God, this was very solid. I think that's probably the winner right now. Angel, do you got one? Yeah, I do. I got one. Just stream. Look at Luke's face. Oh, my. That's a joke. Don Dio.
03:11:55
Speaker
Yeah, what a fucking joke.
03:11:58
Speaker
ah you but hurt, bro? It is a full-on revolt here.
03:12:06
Speaker
He says, I'm not going to dignify that with a remark. He's going to take all of my shit away. Be careful, please. I'm not. i'm not i'm not no no no No, no, no, no. I'm teach you guys a lesson.
03:12:21
Speaker
I'm going to teach you guys a very hard lesson. And I'm going to hang back here and I'm going to watch and going to listen. And I'm just going to teach you all a very hard lesson of why the Nonsensical Network was created and why the Nonsensical Network is successful.
03:12:37
Speaker
Listen here, it's a joke though if you got one. You got you got a terrible joke for us? Oh, no, I don't do jokes. I'm not i'm not joke guy. um Yeah, like i don't yeah and know. ah yeah and he is we like We already knew that.
03:12:50
Speaker
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. don't know. I don't know. We do love the Glick, but you are a joke. Fair enough. So here we In all honesty, it's like when somebody's like, what's your worst pickup line?
03:13:02
Speaker
I
Creative Dark Humor and Boundaries
03:13:03
Speaker
don't know. are you doing? I'm Glick. like I mean, that's pretty bad. Especially if you can place the face with the pickup line. say I got one with a great dry humor.
03:13:15
Speaker
i don't i don't long's got one shut up like it's very dry humor though go for it let's go my girlfriend wanted a marriage like a fairy tale fair fair enough i gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest
03:13:34
Speaker
That's good. that's good i Not as spicy as the others, but still solid. um yeah it' It's in contention. Let's go. like that county man You know, anybody that wants to participate, good good on you for fucking getting canceled with the rest of us.
03:13:52
Speaker
Mandy brought it in. That was good. Mandy's fucking awesome, by the way. yeah got here
Playful Insults and Group Dynamic
03:14:01
Speaker
Here's the winner. fucking feel like I've heard that before. How did I not get that?
03:14:05
Speaker
ready for this what is the best part about fucking twenty five year olds there's twenty of them i like i heard that call how did i knock you boom, Mike, you might not have heard it, but you might've been there. Oh my.
03:14:28
Speaker
I just started it. I just added to it. I wanted you in here tonight. starting to regret it Well, congratulations. Michael got us all canceled. Thank you, Michael.
03:14:44
Speaker
What I do. Hmm. here um boom but what yeah Someone else come up with the next game. I'm saving your show, Tarantula. um Guess my fart.
03:14:56
Speaker
My show?
Nostalgic References and Light-Hearted Mood
03:15:02
Speaker
Of course. you britz All I can think about is Biodome where they're trying to guess what the other person ate. So can play win.
03:15:19
Speaker
sounds like Smells like you've been eating raw sewage. Worst, how about this one? You're welcome. Worst first date.
03:15:32
Speaker
You guys had those? Do you know how many years it's been since I've been on a first date? but ah first Steve the Canadian. and I was personally thinking, you can't get canceled if you're nobody.
03:15:45
Speaker
And that's us. That's a good point, Steve. You're trash.
03:15:56
Speaker
I think he was talking about me specifically. but Makes sense. I know the one time I popped into your show before the other time.
03:16:07
Speaker
The first time I popped in, it was weirdly... The one time before the other time. the other time I've only been in twice. The second time was wishing my happy birthday.
Canadian Jokes and Accents
03:16:18
Speaker
First time was to pop in and it was like anti a certain people from the Middle East area.
03:16:24
Speaker
Like super duper hardcore. And I was like, what the fuck did I just join? It that bad. It mostly jokes. I hung out for 15 minutes. sleep Okay.
03:16:36
Speaker
I'm afraid they might recognize this as some kind of a seed. I got to get out of here.
03:16:44
Speaker
buts I don't mind. don't mind if I can't make appearances in a country I'll never go to. What is Canada?
03:16:54
Speaker
What is that? It's like Narnia if you're dyslexic. in yeah That's also wrong.
03:17:08
Speaker
i know, because... but yeah There's not even an N in Canada.
03:17:16
Speaker
There isn't an N in Canada. What the fuck? yeah There's no I and there's no D in N. But that's just the beginning of that. That's
Travel Anecdotes and Humor
03:17:25
Speaker
all. I remember when I was in Ecuador.
03:17:28
Speaker
I didn't want to overwhelm Brittany. When I went to Ecuador, there were a bunch of fucking Canadians there. and fucking canadian yeah I'm sorry. One of my best friends is from Canada.
03:17:41
Speaker
And I was like, I think she thinks she said it right too. That's the funny part. fuck And I thought about it afterwards. I was like, I totally fucking said it wrong. The funniest people are the people that are not trying to be funny in my opinion.
03:18:00
Speaker
and the dude is like there's this one dude that's like hey we have a hotel over here and whatever i'm like dude i'm here with my dad's wife's family and also like you're from canadia that's enough
03:18:18
Speaker
no offense bro steve we're not we're not censored in our chat you can use your big boy work yeah at this point i kind of felt bad because look at it click it's sad i did a headstand on the uh equator look are you okay ecuador yeah but that's where the equator is it's pronounced ecuador good ecuador get it right i've been there sometimes this dumb bitch said i went to the equator
03:18:55
Speaker
She's a dumb bitch. I went to the equator. I'm better if I can pronounce it any way I want. I own the fucking equator. don't know if we can handle that kind of tomfoolery in our chat, Steve.
03:19:13
Speaker
we don't We don't need that kind of language, sir. Yeah, we're almost canceled as is. Almost. Oh, let's go all the way.
Outrageous Suggestions and Laughter
03:19:21
Speaker
What's the best part? known No, to do it no. no.
03:19:25
Speaker
No more. yeah no more of your shenanigans, Michael. This is outrageous. Y'all told me I could eat my shit in the chat, but did not say panel. And I did not say a panel. I hate to bring it to you guys, but we're Teflon.
03:19:38
Speaker
we can't We can't be canceled. I had a co-host that dropped the N-word multiple times. And I did not. I'm not that co-host. I'm not that co-host. Damn it, Michael. You can get your shit under control. The person that's first to say I didn't do it is the first person that did it. okay There's been more dick on this fucking live stream than Tarantula or Brit has had combined.
03:20:04
Speaker
It's cool like that? I didn't know. Holy shit, that much? oh so yeah we are that one we can We are untouchable.
Misunderstandings and Jokes
03:20:13
Speaker
yeah We are Kevin Costner. We are the Untouchables.
03:20:16
Speaker
Brittany says never. There's no way you've had more dick on this network than I've had. waitney kier thank Brittany's kissing. A man was smited after having sex with her, so she has that going for her. Wait, what? what Dude, she had sex with guy and he was struck by lightning and died.
03:20:38
Speaker
my but god Like at the same time while she was banging him? I don't know. Some weird sex church camp Brittany used to to. That has to be the most supercharged orgasm ever. this six church but she used to keep her singing it Let's go.
03:20:59
Speaker
you have if there were girls there if there were
Playful Ribbing and Camaraderie
03:21:02
Speaker
girls there that rules out the catholics No, he got yeah he's fuck glu you i got lightning in my dick. He was smited by God himself.
03:21:15
Speaker
It wasn't at the same time, no. Smited or splooged? He splooged and then got smited. can't either.
03:21:28
Speaker
You fuckers need me. You fuckers need me. If I mute myself and don't talk, then it's left to Michael's. Scotto, get control of your panel. I like it like this. Scotto's got that lightning in his dick.
03:21:48
Speaker
yeah okay and she in a wow you it's been a while right and it was a good time
03:21:59
Speaker
so i wasn remember worst stomach it I was going to start singing it. I can't remember the rest of it, Jenna. That's the only words I know. It's been a while.
03:22:11
Speaker
And then whatever Skata wants to say next. It goes like this, Blake. When you're singing it, it goes like this when you're singing it. It's been a while since I put my Peter into a lady and had an orgasm.
03:22:26
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know
03:22:30
Speaker
I expected that to be better. I expected that to be better. That sounds like a song I would say. I'm saving myself for Brandy.
03:22:45
Speaker
Sorry, Brandy.
Personal Anecdotes and Humor
03:22:46
Speaker
And the ass lick is off limits. um The ass is off limits. Whose ass is off limits? What the fuck? It's going butt plug.
03:22:57
Speaker
Oh, that's lazy. let see the golden bullet plug Subscribe to the Lazy Jedi's OnlyFans page. Yeah. Or Lazy Glicks. I will all for the discount introductory period. How's that? There is a special Scotto discount, just so you know.
03:23:14
Speaker
Okay. That's better. That's better. Yeah. It's just for you. Scotto has full access. He's VIP. Yeah. Agreed. Very immense penis.
03:23:27
Speaker
to all holes. Hey, thank you for saying it for me. I mean, you're not wrong. I'm just saying. Personality. You know, there's lots of ways do this. I think entitled is spelled with an E and not an I. I don't know. I could be wrong, but... Wait, what'd you say?
03:23:45
Speaker
think entitl is an entitled... Isn't entitled spelled with an E and not an I? Am I retarded? yeah I mean, I ain't retarded, but... Okay, both are true. What you said yeah initially and that you're retarded. Yeah.
03:23:58
Speaker
But doesn't that make you retarded? You're
Teasing and Playful Vibe
03:24:02
Speaker
yeahre like a little dumb animal, Jedi. like a No, you said, isn't entitled start with E? I retarded. was like, yes, they're both true. It does start with an E, and you are retarded. You're two two. That's a fucking twofer.
03:24:19
Speaker
That's a fucking twofer. And click me to shit.
03:24:25
Speaker
You know, that a twofer in Britney's family is something totally different than what you're talking about right now. Hey, fuck you. Be nice. first I got two farts in my mouth. The lazy the lazy glix show would destroy the brittany shaman show oh let's test it is bre at the studio game on it all right give me let's go nobody asked you hate you you forgot the
03:25:00
Speaker
fucking hate you but you forgot to end no because yeah have shot is my name I already tried to do that. I already tried to do the Angel and Brittany show and I got fucking yelled at because God forbid i try to give them a fucking Bible.
03:25:17
Speaker
That's why I fucking hate him. I've said it like 20 times today. Brittany's your first. She's first in the fucking name panel. i Find the Brittany and Angelic show.
Back-and-Forth Banter
03:25:31
Speaker
paul Whatever the fuck you guys. I don't give a damn what you guys call It's your fucking show. I don't give a damn. Call Scissor and Sisters Whore Hour for all I care. yeah or you're fifty yeah That will get some my Some clicks. right, MoDog.
03:25:46
Speaker
What's up, MoDog? What up, Sarge? How you doing tonight? yeah i what's up buy are not jet i fuck you jet i i did moal you right dog it is good wow so dog brother i but up sarge how you doing tonight Feel free to come in here and face this with your presence.
03:26:10
Speaker
It's pinned in the comments.
03:26:14
Speaker
Org licks a fucktard and didn't do it right. ah I am a fucktard. I agree with that one. I already agreed first. Shut up.
03:26:27
Speaker
I hate it here. I hate this fucking shit. heard something my year a fucked car forgot the d i can even fucking want do anything like that agree fucking i quit i qui i quit
03:26:42
Speaker
where you never from twitter in charge from glick hitter to gli quitter
03:26:49
Speaker
ah i quit i'm starting a new network without you assholes like take so The only problem is I still have control of this network.
Unsubscribing Joke and Laughter
03:27:00
Speaker
so i I'm unsubscribing to everything. I'm unsubscribing to my own network.
03:27:08
Speaker
Right? Use that fucking lube.
03:27:18
Speaker
Lube it up. Brittany loves the butt plugs. That's all I can say. ah It is my favorite one. But I do want to add more.
03:27:30
Speaker
o Well, you've got the power. it Yeah, I'm not going to do it tonight. You got power for what? you andnna make Don't you fucking do it. um But no, I'm going to make a couple of graphic shit as well. I just ask a goddamn question. Don't I do what? I just fucking eat you.
03:27:54
Speaker
um like you say that you see this yeah you You see this? You see this? You see this? All he has to do is snap.
Movie References and Jokes
03:28:02
Speaker
want to You see this? oh like this' right here you see it Go ahead you see that and go ahead go ahead and see what fucking happens.
03:28:09
Speaker
I'll phantasm you too, Angel. You think I'm fucking scared of you? public. ah me yes i i'm doing go ahead easy easy jun youe public No, that was Training Day. Training Day was amazing. That is such a good movie. He was so good in that. Ethan Hawke couldn't fuck that movie up. Yeah. I like Ethan Hawke.
03:28:35
Speaker
him as a bad guy before he was a fucking fan traininged it was amazing such a good that is such a good movie he was nos he was so good in that e hawk couldn't fuck that movie up yeah ah you why like ehan That makes one of us.
03:28:54
Speaker
He's not bad.
03:28:57
Speaker
yeah great i got know I gotta to say, Denzel is a bad guy.
Celebrity Impressions and Creativity
03:29:03
Speaker
Surprisingly amazing. Amazing.
03:29:07
Speaker
But and another guy who shocked me as a really good bad guy was John Travolta.
03:29:13
Speaker
Don't even say face. John Travolta.
03:29:16
Speaker
Zorfit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah I haven't seen movie no and and not only that movie. I haven't seen that movie for 20 years. I'll actually put Punisher above Face Off. now he was He was a weird bad guy in Face Off.
03:29:35
Speaker
He was John Travolta in Broken Arrow in Face Off. Yes. so like i know Him as a bad guy at Swordfish and the Punisher was crazy good.
03:29:49
Speaker
You got a taste of it in Swordfish and in Face Off, and it was weird. And it was kind of like, I kind of want to see a little bit more
Villain Actors and Shared Opinions
03:29:58
Speaker
of this, but I also feel really dirty about wanting to see more about this. But then you in Swordfish and Punisher. It was far different than Broken Arrow and and Face Off.
03:30:07
Speaker
Totally different bad guys. Much more clean. Same thing with the Punisher. Yeah, same with same with the same with the Punisher movie. that he And that's my Punisher right there. Thomas Jane is my Punisher.
03:30:21
Speaker
You want pay extra for that? My punishes wherever it shows up on a fucking Saturday night, but you know. hey o you Hey-o! Yes, girl.
03:30:32
Speaker
Yes.
03:30:37
Speaker
Sorry. Hashtag bad butt. Hashtag bad butt. I was cheering you up. i was hyping you up, bro.
03:30:48
Speaker
I was hyping you up. was hyping you up, bro. you're not used to it i know you're you're you're not used to being hyped up sorry i went boo you suck get off stage get a real comedian up here do me a favor get a hold of uh curtis because my light just shut off and the fan turned on and no one's down here to push any buttons oh shit you need to get a ouija board to talk about i think i think i might be possessed
03:31:19
Speaker
you going to fucking yourself with a crucifix? had that theory for a while now, Michael. Oh, my gosh. That was weird. but If you start fucking yourself with a crucifix,
Acting Jokes and Sarcasm
03:31:27
Speaker
Michael, send me the video so that I can post it the Lazy Glick fans page. Quit jamming the crucifix into your orifices, okay?
03:31:37
Speaker
We were talking about that before. This is
03:31:43
Speaker
true. Way to make that come back. A-O. That's what we call reach around in the business. Oh, my God. Mona, get your fucking ass up here.
03:31:56
Speaker
Who are you talking to? You can just talk this shit. bridge yeah adults who talk what ah talk to you Brittany, do you want? Brittany, it's your time to shine. What the fuck do you want? Jersey in the house, what up?
03:32:13
Speaker
Jersey! What up, girl? and Oh, I can talk now. That's what's up. Yeah, I'm saying this is your moment to shine. Click's gone. It's Britney, bitch.
03:32:24
Speaker
and There we go. There we go. We got this. You guys keep catching me off
Audience Participation and Inclusivity
03:32:31
Speaker
guard. Like, I try to talk, but everybody's talking at the same time. And then when it's quiet and you're like, it's Brittany's time, I'm like.
03:32:38
Speaker
Okay. Well, why are you wasting it complaining? Just talk about what you wanted to talk about. Am I complaining? and like um I don't know what the fuck I want talk about. I'm giving you shit, Brittany. Come on now. Here's your shit. Brittany.
03:32:51
Speaker
Brittany. Let's go. Does anybody else carry a bottle of hot sauce in their purse? Ooh. I don't have a purse, so no. Oh, you don't have a murse?
03:33:04
Speaker
You look like a kind of dude that would have a murse. ah First off, it's a satchel. It's a fucking satchel, Brittany. Being inconsiderate and just mean.
03:33:17
Speaker
But no, i don't have i don't have a I don't have a purse or a man but or a satchel, okay? I don't. Or a fanny pack. I just have pockets in my jeans. was just about fucking say that.
Fanny Packs and Practicality
03:33:30
Speaker
Speaking of fanny pack, how about you, Scotto? I have a wallet only.
03:33:37
Speaker
Here's my fucking fanny pack.
03:33:41
Speaker
And yes, it's pie colors. Ha ha, whatever. and don't care. i love you. Brittany's strapping on her fanny pack.
03:33:53
Speaker
It's checker print.
03:33:58
Speaker
um You're so gangsta. You should call chest print. It'll make you sound smarter. Wait, what? You just said the West Coast. I mean the East Coast.
03:34:11
Speaker
Brittany, the fuck, girl? Get your head out of your ass. Yeah. Well, it's because of the other one. That's one ridiculousness or whatever.
Names and Alternate Identities
03:34:23
Speaker
You know, with Rob Dyrdek. Yeah, yeah. What about him? So my mom wanted, when I was being born, my mom wanted to name me Chanel. So that's like my joke. I would be Chanel East Coast instead of Chanel West Coast.
03:34:42
Speaker
He is touching a TV. Wait, she wanted to name you Chanel and then she settled on Britney? What's going on here? No, the first name that she wanted to name me was Fallon.
03:34:55
Speaker
And my last name is... Fallon? She already where you were going to end up huh? So literally, hold up, listen to this. Boom. Literally, if she named me Fallon, my name would be Fall on Cox.
03:35:11
Speaker
Which was accurate. Again. No, fuck you. Either that or Chanel. So I'd be either falling on cocks or channeling them.
03:35:23
Speaker
So yeah, Britney, my dad, he was like, I don't like either of those. We're going with Britney. She should named you Chanel, felon, cocks. Because she knew what you'd be stealing to become a felon.
03:35:37
Speaker
No, felon. Oh. I think she wanted to name her Chanel, saw the product, and knew it was Walmart. She couldn't afford that name for you.
03:35:55
Speaker
Hey, girl, hey. Hey, girl, hey. Oh, there he is.
Roasting Session Anticipation
03:36:01
Speaker
Done touching your penis?
03:36:05
Speaker
You guys are so mean. No, he's not. He's going to stay on mute for a little while. Yeah, I do not hear that.
03:36:14
Speaker
It's not mean if it's funny, Brittany. you Yeah, it's true. In my opinion, the meaner the funnier. I'd love a good roast. Yeah, luckily your guys' opinions mean nothing to Speaking of roasts, New Year's Eve in NERC. There's going to be a roast of Glick after a live comedy show.
03:36:37
Speaker
Brittany's going to be there showcasing her meager talents. I'll be there. Wait, do we have we have to wait that long to roast them? This is going to live. Live. This will be a ticketed show. would be This will be tits. I want to come by and talk shit.
03:36:54
Speaker
No, we roast them right now. was going to say, we do it every treat. No, I'm saving it. I'm saving I'm saving myself for
Roasting Glick Excitement
03:37:03
Speaker
New Year's Eve 2024. Yeah. twenty twenty four yeah God damn it, that was last year. What year is it? 2025. New Year's Eve 2025.
03:37:11
Speaker
I get high, smoke a lot of pot and stuff. Who gave Michael control of this shit? Like what? Yeah. Show up last year for the roast Glick. going to be badass.
03:37:25
Speaker
Oh, I cannot fucking wait. It's going to be good. Why do we have to wait? He's here tonight. We're all here tonight. That's what I'm saying. Do it now. Trenchella and I are on the same wavelength with this one.
03:37:41
Speaker
Every day. Shut up, all of you. We already gave you enough we already free and now oh yeah Oh, people have to pay to roast Glick? We're going to be there live. We're going to pay to have a seat and watch that roast.
03:37:54
Speaker
You can be a roaster. You can go Glick well enough, Lazy Jedi. You can come in for the show. ah um yeah I was going to say something. but but I'm not going to stop now. i'm not going to save it for first January. I'm going to just do it every week. I'll fucking have shit now, but I'll save the good shit for later.
03:38:12
Speaker
That's a good idea. Save all that shit for later. It's not gross. book Yeah. Yeah. I'm waiting for that shit. Okay. What he's about to say is don't forget
Playful Insults and Banter
03:38:21
Speaker
everybody. After you're done, I get to get up and save myself too. I'm like honored without the muscles.
03:38:30
Speaker
i'm like honorrold without the muscles
03:38:36
Speaker
only if those only if those green things are undergarments thank you for the comments oh glick you're back from eating paint chefs dead how you know that was your the nickname i gave your mom oh fucking iron man do ask i i sorry so je on so That was that was that was that was a low fruit and it was unnecessary
03:39:08
Speaker
but no it was it was funny though they don't talk about my little hangers wow wow oh old with baby scott i love your low hang i love they're precious they glorious and they're amazing precious They just need to be cradled.
03:39:32
Speaker
Right? That's what these are for. Kind gives them a little tickle. The biggest fuck. I have to wash my hands afterwards. Exactly. yeah exactly Hands and mouth.
03:39:46
Speaker
yeah Stop fucking with them dirty guys. Scott-o. Brittany likes them dumb and Scott-o likes them dirty. it Dumb also works for me. might be swamp. I about to say it. I like them dirt.
03:40:04
Speaker
Whoa, wait, what? ye That sounds wrong. Please continue. me want She wants them dirty potatoes, okay? next fear What's going on on with you? like Fresh out of the fucking garden.
03:40:21
Speaker
Yeah. Manly worker. um Is she saying she likes nuts that look like a sack of dirty taters?
Cleanliness Debate in Relationships
03:40:30
Speaker
No, no, no. You definitely have to wash your hands before you're touching anything and showering before we're doing anything.
03:40:39
Speaker
because that because is that That is an absolute fucking mood killer. oh my god i'm so confused what did you just say that's a to keep your woman's vagina clean i have i look like a bitch of fucking you yeah you it and then tell yeah um so so confused g like what did you just say that's a mood killer being clean but yeah like like you you want to keep your fucking woman's vagina clean Exactly. um my god you have like sweat ball Keep your nether region clean at all times if you're going to engage in some fun stuff. Oh, sweaty dick is not going to hurt your fucking vagina. Stop fucking street fucking, Berman. No, bro. eat touch grow just go Wash your shit.
03:41:26
Speaker
Wash your fucking junk. Here we are. Wash your junk. You bitches don't know what the hell you're talking about. Take a shower. Oh, my God. I'm not going to have sex with you until you take a shower.
03:41:43
Speaker
Oh, my God. I'm not going suck your dick. i Take a shower. Bitch, I'm going to jerk off. This is a waste of fucking time. Okay. Do you eat dirty vagina? Come I'll tell you what. Come home from work and you want it and I want to eat it i want to fucking eat it.
03:42:01
Speaker
but Thank you, MoDog. We just got back from the gym and want to eat it. I'm going to eat it.
03:42:12
Speaker
we just got back from the gym and i want to eat it i'm go to eat it No, Glick eats gas station sushi, clearly.
03:42:23
Speaker
he's taking the shower and no glicky's gas station sushi clearly ran new rose you have house you yeah wash it clean it it's not that hard to get clean you can take a five minute shower and be clean as a fucking daisy don't know if you're about to finger a chick all you gotta to do is wash your fucking hands real quick yeah sometimes no no what if you don't have hands
03:43:03
Speaker
that's like yeah that's like getting ready to get my dick sucked and going oh you know what time out don't suck don't suck my dick don't brush your teeth i know that's not thing she didn't just the actual things of course she sucked the yards is the same there and handle andit other dus broke then the courtesy you would want for your things in their own hands ah your god candles you're grabbing not a mood killer to be clean bro what the fuck You want to shove your dirty
Showers, Hygiene, and Humor
03:43:33
Speaker
ass, dirty ass? Do you know how many times a day I wash my hands?
03:43:37
Speaker
Do you know many times a day and I wash my hands?
03:43:43
Speaker
Oh, my God. but it does Thank you, Brandy. Thank you, Brandy. Click fingers a chick and then thinks he's got her so fucking wet until he realizes it was scabs that busted. Stop talking with your hands.
03:43:58
Speaker
what dreams fucking dirty dude stuffedkin dirty dudes at the end of the day jesusris dudes street baring You gotta tell them to stop and go your shit.
03:44:14
Speaker
yeah i mean if a motherfucker got a garden growing under his fingernails you take your let's pick your ma wash house clean this long for a fucking reason i go to work every day I work with my hands, but I wash my hands multiple times. Randy, good luck with that one.
03:44:32
Speaker
You'll spend the rest of your life saying that and it's never going work. yeah i but i'm saying words fucking i know rany I don't even think we're misunderstanding him. I think we're over-understanding him.
03:44:51
Speaker
we understand we We understand him. pretty bad He's a dirty bird.
03:44:58
Speaker
That is the biggest goddamn turnoff. We've just been hanging out around the house all day. Go take a shower. get the fuck out of here. ah you know what I'm not even... Nah, I'm over I've been at work all day. the first thing i do want to come up The first thing I do when I come home from work anyways, after being at work all day, is masturbate and take a shower. Well, I should masturbate and shower.
03:45:18
Speaker
Usually I try to do all three at the same time. That's what I do. Yes, waffle stomping! just shits in the shower and stomps it down the drain. This is ridiculous.
03:45:29
Speaker
um sit down the drain just ridiculous God damn. Audience, audience I gotta know. That's my dog. Clearly.
03:45:41
Speaker
Let's see your fingernail. I'm a nail bopter, so my fingers look like ass, but... Is there a dirt under him? No, because I wash my hands multiple times a day. I'm not a fucking street barman creature that's hanging behind a dumpster you know at the end of the day. Nobody said you were, but but that's all we're saying, like is just make sure you're clean. Even if you're not like freshly shot. At least if you're clean, and that's fine. A normal human being washes their hands on a regular basis.
03:46:16
Speaker
Okay, you have an outer genitalia. It's not as important. but so all Everybody buckle in. We're gettingre getting. getting. He's trying his best, you guys.
03:46:31
Speaker
Some of us do, Brittany. Not everybody on panel. no ah so fuck shit Oh, you got a shower before you have sex. Get the fuck out of here. I don't get it. wow yeah that funny it is my great that some dovies shit That's some that was Tell us you're down to get hepatitis without saying you're down to get hepatitis. Glick.
Personal Hygiene Practices and Laughter
03:46:50
Speaker
It's so okay, man.
03:46:52
Speaker
As Brandy said in the chat, let's fuck your showers once a day. We good. and Brandy, in the chat. Sprout a fucking watermelon garden. You're good, man.
03:47:03
Speaker
It's good. It is what it is. You're not going to tell me go take a shower before you have sex or before you suck my dick. I I am one more comment away from getting out the garden hose and spraying you down right now. I just took a shower this morning before I did anything. How many goddamn showers a day does a man have to take you for you? No, then you're good. I'd say the rule thumb would be within 24 hours. Have good shower. That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous.
03:47:38
Speaker
That's right. How often do you take hours? If within 24 hours is ridiculous, then you're the ridiculous one. Randy literally just put in the comments.
03:47:49
Speaker
She literally just put in the comments that I that i shower at least once a day. There you go. That's what I'm saying. Within 24 hours. Be clean.
03:48:00
Speaker
I ain't taking a shower. ain't putting baby wipe on it. And I got something to say. I don't have to. I don't got to do it. I get to do it.
03:48:10
Speaker
It's my choice. Exactly. And I want it to happen again. Yes, yes. You want repeat customers. you want your You want your significant other to want to come and do it again because you're clean and everything's good.
03:48:25
Speaker
It's not that you have to. It's just like, hey, we want them to have yeah the best experience possible. It's common courtesy. Just clean. You know what I think I'll treat my lady to tonight? A sick and sweaty balls.
03:48:38
Speaker
Yeah, that's what going to do. I'm gonna give with them fresh French fries. she She knows I shower once a day because she watches. wondering Wait a minute. Send me a link, Brandy. Send me a link. just started to say Glick gives that link out to everybody. Fuck. but likelick has Glick has cameras in his beard, so you get every angle. i don but but He's got crabs in that motherfucker, too. He puts them on there like fucking Christmas tree ornaments right in his beard.
03:49:10
Speaker
Brandy, you're suspect right now. I don't think you really know who you're getting with. It canceled. i She'll taste it. She'll leave. Right.
03:49:23
Speaker
Hopefully not. Dry heaving. Dry heaving is on the side. That's all I'm saying. ah oh Oh, shit. Randy's giving Scott over my shower. like Damn.
03:49:34
Speaker
I'm just going to offer it up. Oh, hell crap.
03:49:39
Speaker
and amazing herself right yeah right so Just so you know, just so you know, her and I got mad love for you. but randy Just so you know, we got mad love for you. My bitch, because she's hoe. Scotta, that sounds like an invite, brother.
03:49:54
Speaker
It was. no bre yeah now Brandy and I love Scotta. We love Scotta. Everybody
Expressions of Love for Scotto
03:50:02
Speaker
loves Scotto. Scotto's the most universally loved person of any stream I've ever been on ever. He's just the bee's fucking knees. She knows Scotto's a fucking porn star, right? Yeah. We talked about it. Yeah, we talked about it. He's got the hammer.
03:50:19
Speaker
He's got the hammer, man. He's got fucking booze. Scotto said, I got that good, good dick. Booze.
03:50:28
Speaker
All right, put Johnny in front. Johnny's in front. Switch our pictures. Johnny's in charge shoot now. I'm done. I'll still sit here, but I'm going to talk today. So, put Johnny in front.
03:50:41
Speaker
Johnny, you're in charge. Get control your panel. Get back to the Shatter's Box. What? What? Johnny, take over the panel. Johnny, what are you wearing? It looks like a Like a bulletproof plate. Are you wearing like Kevlar on the fucking panel or something? He's going to battle later, man. Maybe.
03:51:05
Speaker
There's a story about that, but that's for later. He's going to get some dirty ass later. There's a story about that. you Glick started a riot. Johnny Ball is just like, i got to go put my arm I got to go put my armor on, man.
03:51:21
Speaker
Fucking Glick started shit. That's because Johnny is an actual gentleman. yep he is he is i appreciate that johnny puy shit pussy had you don't you don't get a fucking porn mustache like that for being a goddamn absolute gentleman so bullshit britney i mean you marine mo dog you're you're kind of right on that shit six There's some there some deeds behind it.
03:51:50
Speaker
ah Britney's like, God damn it, Johnny. Just fucking agree with me. Johnny, you were supposed You know what? Fuck, him man.
03:51:59
Speaker
i Don't take my comment
Shower Etiquette and Levity
03:52:02
Speaker
down. take my comment down put that comment up there. Some old bullshit.
03:52:10
Speaker
I put that comment up there, you sons of bitches. Yeah. You can't be offended if... and dad i never Okay, I need to say I never said go take the shower first.
03:52:26
Speaker
All I said was wash your hands before you put your fingers inside somebody else's crevice. Sounds like Xanthios needs to get up here, man. He's the real pimp and shit, man.
03:52:38
Speaker
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying, like... Can't talk shit in chat. Come on. umma a lot of A lot of, I mean, well, I mean, most normal guys. and I know you're not used to normal, Brittany.
03:52:50
Speaker
We wash our hands regularly throughout the day. you know, to like, time out, time out, time out, time out, time out. I know it's getting little hot and frisky, but I need you to go wash your bits.
03:53:05
Speaker
yeah i know it's a little getting a little hot and frisky but i need you to go and need to go wash your bitts Bitch, you can wash your bits. What the fuck is wrong with you? Fuck no. You're going to wash your fucking ass. Take your shit inside If I threw a goddamn black and blue whistle.
03:53:21
Speaker
but yeah thought of fucking god like and blue my yeah and but Go take a shower, you You're going to lose your mind.
03:53:35
Speaker
like As defensive as you got over this shit, we all know but you got dirty balls. We all know. It's all good. No. no i'm get to understand i was married to a woman. I was married to a woman like this. ah And that's some...
Defensive Humor and Personal Habits
03:53:48
Speaker
Goofy ass shit. That'll turn you off in heartbeat. You're not going to go. And Brandy's in the chat defending whole thing. You did. You literally said I ain't getting stuck in his dick. I ain't letting him do this. ain't fucking unless he takes shower. I really ran my shit. Oh my God.
03:54:04
Speaker
no you' comfortable you literally said you stuck in the dick i ain't letting them do this we ain't fuck unless he takes a shower check it out ah run my shit and That's your goddamn mind. She just rage quit. I don't fucking care.
03:54:24
Speaker
Because that's exactly what was said. i said, if you were if you were at the gym with a guy and you came home and you were going to get frisky, you're take a shower for an evening? What the fuck?
03:54:35
Speaker
That's a mood killer. early I'm sorry, that's a mood killer. See, there's a difference between gym sweat and been out working on a fucking asphalt road all day sweat, you know? great measure this and sweat It's all the same sweat. No, it's not.
03:54:49
Speaker
You're worried I understand. not all you him probably I'm about the hands thing. I'm defending you here. Jim's sweat is fine when it comes to sex. Been out working on the fucking road for 12 hours today.
03:55:03
Speaker
It's just nasty. I'm with you there. and also Also, men and women. You listen. Men and women. men men and women you listened yeah men and women If you eat spicy wings, both y'all goofy bitches, wash your digits.
03:55:19
Speaker
Oh, my God. Three, five, six times
Cleanliness and Relationships
03:55:22
Speaker
before you touch anything after you've had spicy food. But that's a mood killer. I can't handle spicy. Here we are. You want some dude sticking his digits up in your fucking hoo-ha after that? Spicy are... you probably have the most weight in your hand. wings are you.
03:55:46
Speaker
Then they fucking transitioned it into some weird-ass... If you can't take a UTI for love, what good are you, man? You know? Right? yeah don't fucking change it up. Don't fucking change it Don't change it up. Don't change up and swap the game because you get caught out of your bullshit. We end up with issues because the guys are huge.
03:56:09
Speaker
don't change it up and swap the gun because you get called out bullit right no great pleasure god damnn mine we end up with the issues because the guys like you yeah know the fuck you no the fuck you i mean i du because you're a dirty fucking bird and you wash your yeah in up but shoes but awesome no no no that wasn't over you literally again you' soda the fucking oil so
03:56:40
Speaker
What the fuck? God damn it, Brittany. Just show us so we can put it sleep. Just show us so we can put it to sleep. If you get me all worked up and hot and bothered when I get home from work, what the fuck is wrong with you?
03:56:55
Speaker
We're both sweating. You're not watching your shit, but then you gave angel shit for being a dirty bird? Fuck you. Right? Exactly. just Let's go to my office.
03:57:08
Speaker
our conversation It's a double fucking standard. Do you want me to go take a fucking shower after I get home from work? Do you want me to take a fucking shower? Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here.
03:57:20
Speaker
Get the fuck out of here. the fuck out of here. the fuck out of here. Glick slipped into Italian mode.
03:57:32
Speaker
Alright? Yeah. I'm not tired of you. I'm not buying that time for that shit. Good night, everybody. i see I shower entirely too often to be in this group. Goodbye.
03:57:47
Speaker
I shower once a day. What the fuck is wrong with you? Sometimes. That's craziness. I'm getting so fired up. Y'all are some goofy shit. I haven't seen Britney. Britney, they're fired up. It ain't that serious.
03:58:03
Speaker
I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
03:58:07
Speaker
okay my seriously okay like from i so he i dig take fucking dar sake of a fucking like fucking it's yeah you feel exactly my good ah can't i don't get i don't i can't ah cant yeah anyways next subject enough brain power thanks
Humorous Exchanges and Anecdotes
03:58:33
Speaker
yeah bow like and unfortunately i grew up with all your goofy ass women problems that like it was that was my entire world i'm one boy four four sisters all my cousins were girls i've heard it all i've i've i've heard way more than i ever want to hear about it
03:58:51
Speaker
I grew up with four sisters that water-bordered me with Italian vinaigrette. It's just mad because you're getting called out on your bullshit. That's what it is. don't you fucking nasty asses go take a shower before I put my dick in You ever been water-bordered with a Italian vinaigrette? It's an experience.
03:59:07
Speaker
but times All I took was four of mine growing up. That's just its just a goofy. Yeah, water water with Italian banana. All that ever took was four stitches in my growing up. with you I agree with both of you 100%.
03:59:23
Speaker
If you fuck with some dirty-ass dudes, y'all better go take a shower. But if you're fucking with normal-ass dude, don't call a timeout and tell him to go take a shower just because he just got home from work. That's a mood killer.
03:59:36
Speaker
yeah That's a mood killer. That's that's game over. Yeah. All I said was wash hands. I never said take a fucking shower. I'll have a sweaty You said wash hands way after you started this whole thing.
03:59:47
Speaker
You said wash hands way after this whole thing started. And i agree. but man or Man or woman, just in general, wash your fucking hands. I give up. I'm not saying. Next subject. Next subject. Enjoy that. Next Okay, next subject. them out. having What do you feel? What's Hold on, hold What's going to happen to me tomorrow?
04:00:12
Speaker
What's going to happen to me tomorrow? play the fucking episode, bro. Yes, tomorrow.
04:00:19
Speaker
Should have paid attention. Payed attention to what? um Marine throwing grenades in the fucking building.
Light-hearted Jokes and Humor
04:00:28
Speaker
Y'all don't like the fucking truth.
04:00:30
Speaker
Y'all don't like the fucking truth. That's what I'm saying. No, you're just... That's against everybody else.
04:00:37
Speaker
You don't get streaks in your beard like that on accident. Exactly. Thank you, Bulldog.
04:00:44
Speaker
That's where he bleaches. he's clean as fuck, man. Yeah. Yeah. Goddamn right.
04:00:52
Speaker
I'm stuck. he splashes bleach just like aftershave all right let's change the subject because blake is getting too butthurt with everything going on i'm not getting butthurt no but you're not getting butt clean either exactly look at my old child is it jedi take your panel over let's go
04:01:17
Speaker
can make his butt hurt. I can hear it. Scotto's going to volunteer. Scotto's going to hold my beer, motherfucker.
04:01:29
Speaker
Brandi, get your boy. Scotto's going to go take him to Pound Town. Brandi, get Scotto's. Scotto's trying to make my butt hurt. Get him. No, Brandi, get your boy. Guess what? I got a feeling Scotto don't care if it's fucking clean.
04:01:42
Speaker
She's going to hurt that motherfucker either way. Hey, you know what? Okay, so I was once dating a Mexican guy and he wakes me up one morning, and he wants to fuck. With a taco in your butthole.
04:01:57
Speaker
Right? I haven't even shouted anything yet. He's like, honey, we're Mexican. We don't care. know what I mean? That's what's up. That's what's up. That's what's up.
04:02:10
Speaker
Have you eaten Mexican street food? Just saying. Right. In the last 24 hours. I mean, eating Mexican get on the street once, that's different though, right? Oh.
04:02:22
Speaker
I mean, okay. Sure, we'll go with that. Yeah.
04:02:31
Speaker
yeah y'all meet Y'all may click, leave and go get a shower. what the Right, thank you. I'm about to go wash my dirty balls before I jerked off the night before I gave myself a UTI. This is why you're fucking red eye.
04:02:44
Speaker
Come on now, bro. I'm red-eye because I got goddamn aneurysm and a blood vessel popped in You did look like you had pink eye a couple days ago, man.
04:03:02
Speaker
Oh my God, I'm so happy. It's not pink eye. A blood vessel popped in my eyeball because as Jedi told everybody tonight, and I told him that in secrecy, you son of a bitch, but I still love you. I can't quit you, and you complete me, Jedi.
04:03:17
Speaker
I'm flexible and I can bend around and I can look at my own bow. what i ro my can You literally said it live.
04:03:27
Speaker
He wasn't the one that gave it out. You said it live. Oh, Brittany. Brittany, haven't heard a woman before. Rewind. I haven't heard a woman before.
04:03:40
Speaker
I cannot wait to shake you and put you in a trash can and you're just sitting there all in at Michael's wedding just wailing around. Yeah, just take a shower first.
04:03:53
Speaker
and wash in And then bam, donkey punch.
04:03:58
Speaker
I'm going to put her in a trash can. I swear to God, I'm going put her in a trash can. Sorry, Michael.
04:04:09
Speaker
His wedding's coming up pretty soon, right? I'm chill. I'm chill.
04:04:18
Speaker
His wedding's coming up pretty soon, right? Right where you belong, in the trash. September. should have left you under that rock in the rain where I found you.
04:04:30
Speaker
oh so September... Is it 23rd? I wasn't going to say the day. This is the 20th, I thought. I'm inviting everybody on the panel and everybody watching.
04:04:42
Speaker
Y'all come to Michael's. so invite Come to Michael's wedding and Champion, Ohio, September 23rd. There's like four buildings in Champion, Ohio. It's not going to be hard to find the wedding.
04:04:58
Speaker
Just come on out. Have clean clothes on, but be stanking like a motherfucker. o Yeah, make sure you right?
Cleanliness at a Wedding and Retro Tuxedos
04:05:07
Speaker
right i was fucking hands wash your was her That could be your wedding gift, man. A nice little plate of Fremonti cheese.
04:05:16
Speaker
ah a man da with wouldn love I'm to announce myself at the wedding. and I'm going say, just so everybody knows, before I came here, I washed my hands and my balls.
04:05:28
Speaker
My balls are clean. First time in a lifetime. Let's go. Hopefully for Andy.
04:05:39
Speaker
Who's admining administering the sniff test? I'm stealer. You are, Moe Dogg. No, no, no, no. um Michael? Are you going? Blaze? Yeah, i here fucking make la but I'm your... I'm your plus one, Brittany. What the fuck?
04:05:57
Speaker
I don't have a plus one. do now yeah you do You do now. mo dogs got to see I show up with MoDog. I show up with MoDog. Powder blue tuxes from like the 70s proms and shit with the ruffled shirt on it and stuff. Yeah, it's the ruffles. Sunglasses, of course.
04:06:20
Speaker
yeah I'll borrow Scott's fucking red, white, blue and blue pimp fucking boots. Alright, I'm done. Let's do it. Scott is my name Brandy's plus three.
04:06:32
Speaker
I'm just going to push it up. Plus one, plus three. Okay, fuck you. Brandy got plus one. Brandy and I are bringing Scotto. I don't know who I want more. Scotto or Modo? Hey, why don't you shut your whore mouth?
04:06:45
Speaker
I already called Scotto. Get it right in. Slore. Brandy and I already called Scotto. Slore. Right there, right there in the chat.
04:06:56
Speaker
She said, hell yeah, baby. no I'm not from Missouri. I want Brandy to go because I'm going to steal her away from you. I know I do that, alright? I'll show up seeing it when bite you.
04:07:08
Speaker
You're not good enough for her. Get you out of here, god damn line. I know I'm not good enough for her. think you asked me that like two years ago, too.
04:07:19
Speaker
No, Brandy is a gem, and I don't know what the fuck you said to her to get her.
Group Locations and Proximity
04:07:27
Speaker
But also, love you too, bro. Sort of, kind of. Sometimes. pissed said loving dirt ball i and You balls. Ew. I hate you right back. I hate you right back. bro i just want I just want your junk to be clean for my girl.
04:07:44
Speaker
by By your girl, do you mean... Oh, you mean Brandy. She means Brandy. To clarify, I mean Brandy. but director no
04:07:58
Speaker
What was I going to oh yes Sanfios, why do you keep thinking I'm from Missouri? I'm just curious. Where is Modal from? I'm from your state, but I live in Kentucky. You're from Ohio, but you live... kind of earth and Kentucky.
04:08:17
Speaker
Oh, you're not too far from me. No, like 10 minutes south of Cincinnati,
Purple Crayon Banter
04:08:21
Speaker
man. 10 minutes south of the river. Oh, dude, MoDog, we could totally get together and fucking... No, don't do it. Wash each other's balls. That's not where you were going. Dude, know we could wash each other's balls and eat purple crayons together.
04:08:36
Speaker
Exactly. Because you turned me on to the purple the purple crayon. those Those are the best ones. You're not wrong.
04:08:45
Speaker
MoDog, it's a fucking date, bro. I'm usually right, man. Purple crowns and a crayons or however you fucking say them and ball wash.
04:08:56
Speaker
I told you the best way to do it is melt them motherfuckers down, drink them like a smoothie. Why don't you just boof them and then they'll just melt inside? you know my well you know no you're back to the hole your mouth Then we go back to the whole is your colon clean enough and all that shit. and you know Some people didn't get messed up and butt hurt, literally.
04:09:21
Speaker
She said, this bitch ain't doing no nasty balls. My balls are not nasty. Damn. It's something about me and it wasn't about them. It was just a general conversation.
04:09:36
Speaker
There's a whole fucking argument. show Shut up. Shut the fuck up, bitch, boy. Fucking say what you want to. Let's go.
04:09:48
Speaker
Jedi, you can't be like off camera and then start typing in chat. He's going to. yeah i yeah Jedi's fucking scared. Mommy and Daddy fight.
Drunken Livestream Recount
04:10:01
Speaker
That's Missouri's abbreviation. that Whose stream is this? Is this yours or is it Jedi's? No, it was Glick's and then became mine. It's not Brittany's. We'll be Johnny's, but he's doing it all day.
04:10:14
Speaker
I have yeah no idea who's in charge. Glickie in charge. cause apparently Jedi is typing in his chat because I don't see it in nonsense. Jedi is typing in his own chat. Jedi, you stupid son of a bitch.
04:10:25
Speaker
Lord have mercy.
04:10:29
Speaker
he is typing into his own shit should i hes stick with son ofment bitch
04:10:37
Speaker
lord that mercy However, I will say, oh, she's not even here. Jedi, honey, get back up here. Mommy, Daddy, you're okay. Trust me. Jedi got a little fucking drunk last night. He was drinking bourbon the way we supposed to drink it.
04:10:50
Speaker
yeah Apparently, Jedi got drunk before the show started. You're okay, boo. Jedi showed up to the stream drunk and then made fun of me for coming in two weeks ago.
04:11:02
Speaker
and yeah and on on the the lazy shaman show when he wasn't there and he made fun of me because i was drunk i know i was trying and you're welcome for telling you guys fucking hey it's josh's birthday bla let's get up here let's go which is good because that's first time i ever saw him and saved the whole for time crazy you're gonna handle i am i am
04:11:31
Speaker
Who's she calling out? I don't know. You, dirty bald bastard. Why are you calling me out? ah Glick, I didn't make of you for being drunk. I made fun of you for talking about me so much.
04:11:43
Speaker
yeah Because I miss you and I love you. My name got brought up a lot throughout the whole stream. That's because I miss you. missed you. I jumped in periodically in the chat just to check on periodically. I said periodically. No, you thought periodically. You said periodically.
04:12:05
Speaker
Okay, well, then. Fuck you. another important reason to need to walk right i mean Thank you, Buffalo Trace.
Buffalo Trace Bourbon Effects
04:12:13
Speaker
I know. Buffalo Trace was... It ruined my life, but it was so good. I'm going to send you an actual real bottle of fucking bourbon.
04:12:23
Speaker
Oh, boy. Please do. Turning down no goddamn good bourbon. Never ever. Jersey wants to know if you're on the bourbon again.
04:12:34
Speaker
No, not tonight. not's in Jersey, he can't he can't see yours because you're typing in nonsensical and he's looking at his own fucking chat. so No, I can see everything on streaming. You're not typing in a hint chat so it'll at least show one person watching the stream, right?
Text Message Miscommunications
04:12:48
Speaker
you know Exactly. I gotta keep up appearances. It's working the algorithm. yeah
04:12:57
Speaker
Exactly it.
04:13:03
Speaker
Glick's typing this big intense fucking text to Brandy like baby I swear to god my balls are clean as fuck don't listen to them <unk> yeah but yeah you got you gotta have a decoder ring for Glick's text though my balls glisten like a disco ball in the 70s man that was very poetic sure brought like a diamond yeah exactly exactly
04:13:36
Speaker
um No. like, no, aren't technically.
Personal Grooming Humor
04:13:40
Speaker
Let's Click's guy i know who's paulitchch like he takes pride in that shit.
04:13:59
Speaker
I haven't quite gotten used to it. Do you guys shave? Do you shave? and Okay, so I can hear you guys this whole time, and that was so pretty. Wait, you shave your balls, Glick.
04:14:12
Speaker
You shave your balls, man. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa but one minute what wait hold on god dan time push this and jedi and modog and johnny and scott o i know scott are you mand on um I like a 70s bush.
04:14:30
Speaker
So I'm here. Whoa. You know. I'm mixing it up. I'm manscaped. I can't hate on you, man. I'm manscaped, too, Of course. Why wouldn't you? to and for're bad of course why wouldn' you got to keep she good i mean You should
04:14:59
Speaker
oh yeah don't know about that that's why that's why that's why y'all want your man to fucking shower because he's got a fucking seventy s bogeit yeah he should shower yo there's ahll fucking know about that hard no and she like stormation your wells are at teeth we were done actually we good for him mom yeah you shall courseia grow we say I'll let it grow out for you. I'll let it grow out so it looks like a little aborigin. He's peeking his head up. Watch your hands, but I'll floss my teeth with your fucking pubes.
04:15:34
Speaker
Yeah, I was going to call you aborigin, but I let it slide. Yes, ma'am. Let them know. I'm inscated. Brittany's like, wash wash your balls, but leave your butthole dirty. I want to make some fudge.
04:15:47
Speaker
yeah Chocolate starfish. i agree Y'all see it i take yeah don'll see how I take care of my You see take care of my facial hair. You know i take care of my ball hair.
04:16:01
Speaker
Clearly He's got this sweet-ass braid going down. You can jump rope with it. No fumes here. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Asshole hairs, your fucking taint and everything else, and back up, and fucking your fucking stomach, your fucking beard. Here we are.
04:16:24
Speaker
Hey, baby
Manscaping and Partner Preferences
04:16:25
Speaker
girl. You like to keep it naked like that? Four letters. You you Okay, real question to I was to scott oh she really singleings you out like two we like email she's man name for do shut fuck up for fucking second
04:16:56
Speaker
Oh, shit. It's a real question. Do you guys like whatsoever? Do you like a landing strip? or i'm actually I'm actually a fan of the landing strip, man. But, you know, I grew up in the fucking 70s and shit, man.
04:17:10
Speaker
I'm a fan at all. I don't like full at full Amazon bush, but... this gonna so This might sound fucked up. i'm not I'm not a fan of completely shaven because it looks like you're fucking eating at a 12-year-old.
04:17:22
Speaker
and oh yeah that's weird that's that That's a weird way of looking. That is a very weird way of looking at it. it's not okay The biggest thing with pubes for me is like the barrier to entry when you go down there.
04:17:33
Speaker
The entryway needs to be clean. I don't want like i don't want like have to like go through the roughage to get to the tree it has that hole there where the outside i don't i don't i don't hate it i don't like it's not a big deal but it's like the the less i have to go through the better in my opinion But if there's stuff there, I don't care.
04:17:56
Speaker
Like,
Threesomes, Rules, and Boundaries
04:17:57
Speaker
it's not big of deal. have heard that if it's, like, first starting to grow out, not for me. Yeah, yeah that's not bad. Like, if if if it's been there for for a hot minute and you can, like, you might lose your keys in it, then I don't want it. Well, then when they say it's when it's first prickly, it, like, stabs their face or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the thing. yeah That's 100% true. That ain't no good, man.
04:18:20
Speaker
We had that talk before about the little, you know, connector piece on the bottom of the tongue. and You know, how mine's got scar tissue and shit on it. But the prickly shit, like you're saying, no.
04:18:32
Speaker
That shit will tear a mouth up in a heartbeat. I don't care. go down for it all. I do whatever I gonna say do. And if you don't like it, then fuck off.
04:18:44
Speaker
Exactly. like there iss really i'm not goingnna I'm not going to turn it down on any condition, but it's like one of the things, like it makes it better and easier to just enjoy it.
04:18:57
Speaker
if there's less hair. I'm not saying no hair. I'm not opposed to it at all. It shouldn't be like a MyPillow situation. All I'm going to say I've had a mouthful of hair before. It's not pleasant. It's not pleasant. That's the thing. I grew up in the 70s, man. 70s and 80s.
04:19:19
Speaker
More so in the 70s. Back when backman Bush was the fucking thing, man. Before the president. If they know how to you know work with what they got, then yeah. Are you fucking dudes, Johnny Bong?
04:19:36
Speaker
What? Johnny Bong, you said if you if they know how to work with what they got, that just sounds like something a woman would say about her boyfriend who has a small dick. I mean... have afford i imagine well We're not to judge you, Johnny Bong. We love Skydo, and we all know what Skydo prefers.
04:19:56
Speaker
Well, I almost had a kid at this point in my life, so I mean, it must have done the job it was supposed to. I wish I could say I almost had a kid at this point in my life. Sorry, kids, if you can hear me. I love you three little fuck trophies. I love my three little fuck trophies. love you accidents. That's what we call both of mine.
04:20:16
Speaker
Both of mine were called happy accidents. yep I wanted to name my kids... i wanted to name my kids How the fuck did this happen? ah Oh, shit again?
04:20:29
Speaker
And are you serious? That was what I wanted any of my three kids. um my yeah Jersey, that's a fucking great hashtag. I'm down for the slip and slide, but I'm not going to judge whatever it looks like. I don't care.
04:20:44
Speaker
at the end of the day, I'm still going to do what I'm going to do to it. right i mean you know kind hard no You know what the hardest part of eating a vegetable is, right?
04:20:55
Speaker
yeah yeah Getting the diaper off cleanly well you're punching
04:21:01
Speaker
cleanly. You know, sometimes sometimes the wilderness... It wasn't totally on par with what we were talking about, but you know, whatever. It was pretty close, though. like what and sometimes Sometimes the wilderness has to be explored.
Vegetable Eating Absurdities
04:21:18
Speaker
And I have a machete. I'm making my own... podcast guys. can find the answer i don't I don't know the answer. What's the answer Britt? What does an old lady's vagina smell like? see i don't I'll find that out later in my life. Do you not know the answer? Mine has crotch goblins. Brandi has crotch goblins. She said depends.
04:21:43
Speaker
Depends. oh Yeah I call my kids fuck trophies. You might be able to hear the fucking... Yeah because nobody cares. yeah that's clearly that's got great sorry sorry sorry britney what is your podcast going to be called suck my dick suck my dick glick
Grooming and Cleanliness Jokes
04:22:10
Speaker
are you going to put it on the network because that would be amazing if you do
04:22:17
Speaker
yeah Jersey, Jersey, have you ever seen mothballs? mean, seriously, have you ever seen mothballs? Oh,
04:22:26
Speaker
jersey jersey have you ever seen mothball i mean seriously have you ever seen mouthpows um And if so, how'd you get their little fucking legs apart far enough to see them?
04:22:37
Speaker
All right. i'm done I'm done with the dad joke. yeah You should not have. got what you just said. Moth should not try to spread ego. Click starts laughing on Tuesday. God damn, that was funny.
04:22:57
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i'm just over here eating purple crowns and like god damn mo dog's his brain is on dial-up okay it took a little bit of time for the the image to like fully resonate a little bit the image to like fully yeah fully resonate and you percolate a little bit
04:23:21
Speaker
or fin I was thinking actual mothballs and i was like, is Jersey super short? like What's going on here? Like, what's happening?
04:23:32
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ah That's like... And then I also just thought that she called her kids mothballs and I'm like, that's a weird thing to call your kids, but whatever.
Family Names and Humor
04:23:45
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i don't know. Brandy calls hers crotch problems. I call mine fuck trophies. Like... Some people call their kids mistakes. Brandy's parents.
04:23:56
Speaker
Or not Brandy's parents. Not Brandy's. Brittany's parents. Brittany's parents. Brandy, I'm just one one of one of her men, man. Jersey doesn't discriminate. Don't fuck up again, dude. Don't fuck up again. Brittany, I need you to change your name to like Candace or something.
04:24:18
Speaker
I'm just wondering the circumstances that have led me to witness this conversation are right now.
04:24:23
Speaker
Right place and right time, Johnny. Methamphetamines, man. What the fuck has happened in my life that has led me to this fucking point right here and now?
04:24:35
Speaker
jersey Jersey's swore. She has a few. Oh, my God.
04:24:41
Speaker
oh and That's I'm sorry. i'm in control. I'm in control of the comments. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, baby. um I'm sorry.
04:24:52
Speaker
Can't work. Oh, my God. She's a few men. She's a star. I get it. It's not a bad thing. It's a good thing. You got fucking Jedi.
04:25:04
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Don't be fucking jealous. Why don't you shoot your fucking you shut your mouth and leave Jedi out of this? you leave john that miss three do you think said for goodhanin god that shit bro shit you and you such your mouth You leave Jedi's name out of this. Jedi is come creeping up um um our on a fucking ja here we are hey tarians my yeah libo alone sky you're not booing le va colon getting know
04:25:36
Speaker
like you scott but I know I suck. I'm trying. I'm i'm trying, baby. I'm teaching you to suck better, I'm teaching you to suck better. My goodness.
04:25:53
Speaker
I got to piss and I got to get a beer. Scotto, you got to i'm I'm well on my way. any of you get down there, just look for the VIP section. I'll let you in.
04:26:08
Speaker
Brandy, we're boo friends, man. Does that does that help? I'm doing friends. Explore nation. Instead of boozing.
04:26:20
Speaker
Me and Scotto are going to be at the VIP of hell. Actually, I don't know. I'm like, is is Brandy a toss-up between Scotto and Brandy, who's the vice president? Oh,
04:26:34
Speaker
man ten oh o you're testing friendships right now. I could be the sucker. but but but he's in serious He said sexatory.
04:26:48
Speaker
Yes, you are. Yes, you are. You're nasty. Okay, let's do it. Yes, yes. You little sexatory. Oh, my goodness.
04:26:59
Speaker
ah his story He's so nasty. You're a nasty little sexatory. He's so nasty. I ain't gonna mess you watch your balls tonight. Oh, my goodness.
04:27:14
Speaker
of the I don't even know what's happening. Apparently, I need another beer, so I'll be right back. ah The only thing Sarge and I do is eat purple crowns and wash our balls together.
04:27:27
Speaker
So I don't know if that's my boo thing or not. was still listening to you guys while you were talking shit. It's like as long as you wash your balls before, I don't wash them together. I was fucking dying.
04:27:41
Speaker
in my course I love Sarge. Sarge is a sad. I'm a dog. Scotto loves him some some brandy. Hey, you and me both, brother.
04:27:55
Speaker
I mean, sister. Is it brother or sister? Queen. It's fucking queen.
Goodbyes with Humor
04:28:03
Speaker
Sister Yeah,
04:28:06
Speaker
yeah got is scott is a clean but my queen is brand but now different queen Different queen. Here we are. Oh, different queen. so so frank queen is my Brandy's my queen, but Scotto's my queen. Queen. Yes, exactly.
04:28:22
Speaker
Queen. Here we are. We're all fucked up and we're all missing something here. Welcome to the club, baby. Love you too, Scotto. we're all fucked up and we're all something here welcome to the club baby and and and moving two scott actually yeah i went to go get I went to go take a piss. Oh, I have a beer here.
04:28:45
Speaker
Forget washing the balls together. Just touch it. What we do in private is what we do in private, Jersey. We're just giving you guys just a snippet. I came back to just touch tips. Let's let's calm the fuck down now. here like money sir Brandy said, baby, I'm sorry, but that's queen. Queen is gotta...
04:29:09
Speaker
I was telling the masses. I was telling Jen Pop how you and I eat purple crowns and wash our balls together. And Jersey said, just touch tips already.
04:29:21
Speaker
Okay, a little context. you i was i said I said I wasn't to give i told what i said i wasn't gonna give all what we do out to everybody. We were just giving them a snippet.
04:29:32
Speaker
I mean, Glick's got one of those showers with the built-in seat in it for a fucking reason. That's that's where the other one sits. The elderly? He's expecting the other's balls, man. you know we got We got to make sure we're good for the fucking female mission.
04:29:44
Speaker
is it one of those seats where you sit down and there's somebody else on the other end of the seat? you know I mean, it depends it depends on what day of the week it is, man. I had a bidet. Like Blake said, we can't tell all our secrets.
04:29:57
Speaker
know I legit had a bidet. My grandpa had a bidet. had up a day I had him but of a once and then I became yeah believe that i'll see that if we tell too much britney finds out about it next thing you know it's on her fucking podcast you know like she's jealous yeah it's on sword nation at this point at this one this point guys jedi looks like he's fucked up blick is already fucked up mo dog you're amazing scott are you're amazing britney raising i'm gonna hang on my ex for a while and go to
04:30:30
Speaker
bed and asleep. Y'all have a great night. Take care. Bye. Have a good night. Later. Hey, wash that twat before you go to bed. All right, done and ready. Let's go. Oh, shit. Keep it clean. Good night, Johnny. Love you, too, honey.
04:30:46
Speaker
Hell yeah. You know,
04:30:49
Speaker
oh shit pea is that guy good johnny love you too honey yeah yeah and you know
04:31:00
Speaker
go god and Welcome to the nonsensical network. We do not kink shame. We listen and we judge. We do not kink shame and we 100% nerd shame up in this bitch.
04:31:12
Speaker
yeah we we listen and we judge we we do not kk shame and we we one hundred percent nerd shame up in this bitch
04:31:23
Speaker
Night, Tarantula. Good night, Tarantula. Good night, girl. There you are. i am ready to judge. I have the fucking outfit. Get your judge outfit. Go get your judgy outfit. Who is Stony Blue?
04:31:37
Speaker
Like, share, subscribe, bitches. like share subscribe that to hu got this. kick your camera on.
04:31:47
Speaker
and know stone blue is
04:31:50
Speaker
stony blue kick your camera on
04:31:56
Speaker
Does anybody know who Stony Blue is? It sounds familiar. I don't know. I'm going to guess somebody whose balls are swollen. Let's do it. Fuck it.
04:32:08
Speaker
Hold on. Give me two fingers. and god damn it bridge What's a little porn bomb, man? He's smoking a blunt. You know I gotta do this. He's smoking a blunt. He's like, fuck he's smoking a blunt. That's my people. Bring those ass up.
04:32:26
Speaker
Stony Blue. where Where do you stand on the whole ball washing situation? that's what we want Do you wash your balls or do you not wash your balls? You got cheese growing down there or you got a fruit farm? What's going on?
04:32:38
Speaker
There's a lot of cheese.
04:32:42
Speaker
You gotta wash the balls. Thank you. See, I got him in here for a
04:32:50
Speaker
reason. He's not about washing balls. How did you find us? Oh, shit. I just be on YouTube. Sometimes I'll be bored. I'll, like, type in StreamYard chat, and then I'll go to live, and I'll just drop in on some motherfuckers.
04:33:05
Speaker
Okay, so welcome to our fucking nonsense. Kind of like minute your life, Brittany. Hell yeah, bro. Good to meet you. Good to meet you. Hell yeah. Yeah, thanks for joining.
04:33:18
Speaker
Did you drop a leg bit and a like, Christ, Brittany. Welcome to the show, bitch. You're so inviting, Britt.
04:33:29
Speaker
So inviting. I know. I'm with the best. You're such a sweetheart. That's what you get. and Get what you get and don't get a tip.
04:33:44
Speaker
and Stony Blue, I don't know if you can see the chat or not, but somebody's got a question for you. They want to know, are you named Stony Blue because your balls are blue and stoned? Yeah. people griev Because he didn't wash them.
04:33:55
Speaker
If you didn't know, this is testicle chat 101 tonight. and Yeah, you're just rolling into some random ass bullshit for real.
04:34:07
Speaker
So answer the question, what that' so ah She gets back to the point. That's important to Brittany, man. She got to know. She got to know where the ball situation stands.
04:34:19
Speaker
It is a serious situation, man. Oh, we know. here Trust. We
04:34:32
Speaker
know. He never did answer you, though. I mean, just saying. No. Because he's too busy. she Maybe he's too much of a blunt head. A blunt head?
04:34:45
Speaker
right Where are you from? This a whole new skillet business. Where are you from, Stony Blue? oh I'm from Caldey, but i live in Oregon now.
04:34:58
Speaker
Oregon?
04:35:01
Speaker
Yeah, I heard about the trail. I heard about the trail. Yeah.
04:35:09
Speaker
the trail of absorb the yeah i actually have a I have a shirt that says I died of dysentery. yeah Of course you do.
04:35:21
Speaker
It's funny. And it also makes sense. You look like you are about to die. Oh! She said look like you have dysentery. Oh,
04:35:34
Speaker
oh fucking A, Brittany, for the win right there. I'm sorry, that was fucked up. That was That appropriate, but it was a little fucked up.
04:35:45
Speaker
It's true. It's true. I'm seconds away. Wait, are you serious? I don't know. We'll find out after I forged this river. like We all know you went off camera because you took a picture of your balls for Brandy.
04:36:01
Speaker
We know. No, it was for me. but always was it for Slutto? have to approve it, and then it gets sent to Brandy. Oh, God. yeah Dude, big going you me. That ah whole Oregon Trail shit got me.
04:36:18
Speaker
I'm not even that old. It got a lot of people, Brandy. Okay. Let's be honest. Didn't Bill do that on his channel the other night? You're like, brush your shoulders off type shit. Okay.
04:36:30
Speaker
but you're like yeah i made a funny uh-oh oregon trail met britney's clothes fall off look you know glicks over here talking to brandy you look maybe i swear oh oh you oh oh shit oh shit let gos ands in trouble No, no, that was that was her Scott. I was like, hold on it hold on a damn second. Who the hell you can't see?
04:37:09
Speaker
Scotto knows. Scotto knows all. I mean balls. for all something you so I know balls. I so to to that skyline i have a realized after the fact that you can see because if i to Now you're speaking out loud the way you text.
04:37:36
Speaker
Shut up. I'm drunk. There's a lot of words. that Mine in that red door right there. so that's why i keep that this way. Yeah. ah yeah So you know what I'm talking about. Yeah. If you don't position that camera just right, you guys could witness me going to take a piss and just stand in there with my ah Tiny pecker in my hand.
04:37:59
Speaker
Tiny peckers.
04:38:04
Speaker
What? Hey, little dicks need love too. Never heard of them. I don't know. I didn't listen to your guys. Brandy is still yelling. I'm trying to get through these comments.
04:38:19
Speaker
Jersey's in here. Question. ah Yeah, we... you so ah Why do you have a pink Glock? That's not a Microsoft gun.
04:38:33
Speaker
Showing that on stream will get you taken down quick. but Yeah, actually, you probably shouldn't do that. Yeah. Unless that was your intent. but That was his intent.
04:38:46
Speaker
Go ahead and...
04:38:50
Speaker
it's ah it's a airof It's an pew-pew, but we'll go ahead and do a little bit of that. That's what I'm telling you. That's what I was telling you.
04:39:01
Speaker
Hey, hey, Brandy. Brandy said, I wash my shit at least once a day, son. I agree, Jersey. That was intentional. Yep. that was intentional call me i' yep
04:39:14
Speaker
I get through these comments. Oh, Brittany, you want power. With power comes great responsibility. And clean balls. You never gave me the fucking shit to do. You can control who is on the panel who is You can control who's on the panel and who's not.
04:39:32
Speaker
and youre the one
04:39:36
Speaker
you can control who's up in on who's not Scott Oak, which shit is hot as fuck. And baby, shut the hell up. I mean, I wouldn't, but it's your call.
04:39:50
Speaker
Yeah, kicked you off because you were showing your your pink your pink pew pew. It's a water again I don't know why they was tripping. Because you can't put that shit on fucking... Because you can't put that fucking shit on YouTube.
04:40:04
Speaker
The AI won't know the difference. Yeah. It just looks like I have. What are you doing on YouTube? That's wild. They don't know the difference. They don't know the difference between real and fake pew-pews.
04:40:19
Speaker
Come on, bro. You said you fucking surf the net and go on on live streams. You know that shit's not cool, man. ah You know it ain't cool.
04:40:29
Speaker
I'm just going to go ahead and walk around and find out. So many of you guys deserve so many stars tonight. I gotta to agree with you, Jerse. That shit was deaf intention.
04:40:42
Speaker
Oh, she actually said that. I didn't mean, I just said it. She said, deaf intention, right?
04:40:51
Speaker
thank I wouldn't either. Oops, sorry. No, don't say oops, sorry. You done put it out there now. It is out there on the interwebs. I'm trying to, I'm catching up with the comments.
04:41:04
Speaker
This dude knows that. This dude knows that. He's not dumb. but ya Yes, ma'am. Convinced. ah Don't you do it, too, Brittany. ah damn God damn it. We're good with Brittany and her gangster ass because nobody's going to confuse that for a real point.
04:41:28
Speaker
She's like, he yeah. She already shot herself in the eye earlier. No, I didn't. You said that. Why do you keep coming up with shit? Oh, that's why she got pink eye.
04:41:40
Speaker
was going to say, click someone with pink eye. I don't have pink eye, you stupid sons of bitches. I got a bucket of blood vessels because you assholes have given me an aneurysm.
04:41:53
Speaker
Because of the pink eye. Because of you. gave yourself an aneurysm. No. ah exactly what johnny said not you john down He found out he had pink eye and he got really upset. Honeygong's on the right side. He's on the right face. Yeah, for sure.
04:42:09
Speaker
Well, gotta be careful, man. i I am on the trigger finger with Stoney. Yeah.
04:42:21
Speaker
I don't even have any ammo right now, unfortunately. They're all in my car, all in my purse. your poo poo just i'm Oh, I am. um um mo dog I'm on the trigger. I'm on the trigger, man.
04:42:37
Speaker
I'm on the trigger. Well, now that I got fired, I guess it's not my job. Would it great if somebody else in here had power and they could do the comments while I hover the trigger finger?
04:42:51
Speaker
Like somebody with tats on their knees? yeah Speaking of, when are you getting the other knee tatted up, Britt? you know She's got to protect your neck.
04:43:02
Speaker
When I get another job. When are you going to Slapper put on there, man?
04:43:18
Speaker
Is Brandy now on mute? Or is it just me? I think she is. okay No, Brandy's not on mute. I'm sorry, Brittany.
04:43:28
Speaker
so lost. What's bad, Scott? It was I knew what you meant. Brittany and Brittany are now synonymous. They've merged into the same person. They are they one with Glick's ball sackage.
04:43:39
Speaker
They're fucking lost. No, they are not. no they are not. I've had a few of these, man. There you go, Scott. I got you, brother. Come on. Cheers, MoDog.
04:43:53
Speaker
Cheers, bitch.
04:43:57
Speaker
All right. Yeah, we got to come up with a new name for me. I don't like this.
04:44:05
Speaker
This is too funny.
04:44:10
Speaker
which Which name don't you like, Brittany? Well, it's not fair because was going to say. Okay, Brittany and Brittany are too close. We got to differentiate somehow. So we got to come up with a creative name nickname for Brittany.
04:44:24
Speaker
My nickname is usually B. People call me B. But that's still too kind of close. is Exactly. so but And we don't want to call you C because everybody will think you're a cunt. Well, they already think that, so it's whatever. No, Brittany, that's ridiculous.
04:44:42
Speaker
No, I know they don't think that. I'm a fucking sweetheart. Exactly. So, what could be your nickname? We gotta all think of... jersey Jersey said, head bitch in charge, H-B-I-C.
04:44:56
Speaker
Or H-S-I-C. Okay, that reminds me of a bank. Like, you're federally fucking insured. F-G-I-C approved. don't have any syllables.
04:45:08
Speaker
I mean, well, letters, technically, but still. Ask be simple and sweet. Simple and sweet. Or sour. i don't give a fuck. Okay, we just we'll just call you knee.
04:45:20
Speaker
We can just call you sour patch. We'll just cut off the first part. We'll just call you
04:45:30
Speaker
knee. Somebody just needs to get it right. Blame the system.
04:45:42
Speaker
ah have changed my name for somebody to get somebody these' names ah She's so mad she's so mad the entire fucking world Her parents were retarded and spell her name wrong and she think she's special Calm down, Jenny Braille Jersey where you from love jerseys room? Yeah, easy what That's like people in the Marine Corps, you know, like get usually get them, not usually, but sometimes they'll get nicknames from like where they're from. And so you got the guys called Tex and then somebody will go, where you from Tex?
04:46:20
Speaker
Kansas. can can kid can Can I ask what HBIC stands for? That's such a chart. I'm already retarded. You know what?
04:46:32
Speaker
um We're just going to call them both the same thing. They're both brand-need now. They're brand-need. They're brand-need. Holy shit.
04:46:43
Speaker
oh yeah
04:46:47
Speaker
This is not okay. I do not like it. It's funny. Have a good night. Have a good night, brother. I appreciate it. I like it.
04:47:00
Speaker
Good to see you.
04:47:04
Speaker
Good to meet you. Good to see you.
04:47:08
Speaker
I was on that trigger. i was trying to do the comments and be on the trigger. know MoDog was looking out for me. I appreciate you, brother. I got your back, man. It's different than the way Scotto has your back, but I got your back. well Scotto's in his back.
04:47:26
Speaker
I have his front. Scotto, I'm not. That's probably for Angie. What? ah Scott, i don' get hope that's okay I wanted you to get hands tattooed on the backs of your shoulders. I get it.
04:47:39
Speaker
It's all No, no, no. Like placemats. placemats. This is the proper place to put that. i know I am not a bottom. I am not a bottom. at the top You're not battling me right now, baby.
04:47:56
Speaker
Brandy, why don't you come here on panel? That's what I want to know. However, I know however i do appreciate a power bottom. Yeah, I think Brandy needs to be up here defending her man's balls and shit.
04:48:08
Speaker
Brandy's not the live streamer. She is welcome to come up here. Don't get it wrong. Don't get it twisted. She's welcome to come up here. Don't get it twisted, kind of like the hair in your ass.
04:48:21
Speaker
I shave my ass hairs. I manscape. We're learning more and more, man. um no He watch his balls when he scaves his ass.
04:48:34
Speaker
You are not going to stay of the I didn't ask if you were good. I asked why you weren't up here on panel. What the hell? Yeah, see, even Jersey and everybody on the panel. No, you stay in the chatter's box.
04:48:48
Speaker
but You're welcome. Stop it.
04:48:53
Speaker
this is this is not her this is not her This is not her world. This is not her jam. All right. I'll be nice. Right, right right right baby? like you don't do the You don't do the live streaming thing and you don't you don't jump on here or anything like that.
04:49:10
Speaker
I'm just asking. It's all good. She's a voyeur. I mean, you guys... She's a voyeur.
04:49:19
Speaker
Once she gets this website the random you might see the random pop in when she's home. Speaking of voyeurs, I had a guy at work for me when I was leading the IT desk at Square D that he got caught five different times going on on his quote-unquote break.
04:49:36
Speaker
he would go out I don't know if you guys ever heard Voyeur.com used to be a website back in the like late 90s early 2000s.
04:49:45
Speaker
And he'd sit there and get on that shit during his fucking lunch break, man. I'm like, dude, you're in the fucking IT department. like Use a little common fucking sense, man. Yeah.
04:49:56
Speaker
Well, it's on my break time. I thought it was all good. Well, yeah, don't you just pull some fucking porn up and watch it while you're at it? I mean, yeah. That's where I first met Brittany.
04:50:10
Speaker
ah you Just a couple more weeks. Yeah, se jerseys see see, baby? Jersey likes to stay in the chat, too. You guys can keep each other company in the chat.
04:50:25
Speaker
Jersey, you've been slacking tonight on the fucking hashtags. I'm just saying. Jedi's the hashtag master. last Yeah, I was about to say, lazy Jedi is usually the hashtag queen around here.
04:50:40
Speaker
The only queen on this panel is but Lazy isn't even like a queen or a king. He's just default. He's a pawn. Put your crown on. Put your crown on, girl.
04:50:55
Speaker
ahead now. There should be a crown for that. For sure. And it's going to be... Never mind. No, keep going. Go ahead. Please, please continue. on guess I feel some podcast content coming up here, man. um I'm curious to know where this road takes us. So am I. It's just like, you know, it's like default type shit. It's just going to be like plain, like scrap metal.
04:51:29
Speaker
Yes, baby. Scatto the queen. Scatto the queen. Scrap metal. Scrap metal. If that's what he likes to be. What do you want to be, Scatto?
04:51:41
Speaker
You're going to bother me. I'll take that. You know? um the queen is queen we're out there oh you don't Now you just designated yourself Empress Wow she really just giving herself fucking She really just giving it Hey what's going on man Go to hell you racist piece of shit but in
04:52:11
Speaker
Hashtag I'm passing the crown down to the next clown Hell yeah
04:52:17
Speaker
I fucking adore you Brittany what what do you what do you call the first black astronaut
04:52:25
Speaker
well lost in space I'm not a serious question can't don't want to see how about this fucking astronaut you goddamn racist laughing laughing feel like they've already asked me this one too I did like three weeks ago and you already forgot. but the That's why I danced with him, Brittany. That's why danced with them
04:52:59
Speaker
him. She was just as stuck the first time I asked her to. She was on the road from work. going You can see the brain cells like, how do I say this what without sounding racist? Yeah.
04:53:11
Speaker
but they on down down to you It's bitch.
04:53:17
Speaker
Nope. Wrong one, Brit. Play your family reunion mating song. Dude, I have a family reunion coming up. The Smith family reunion.
04:53:30
Speaker
Family reunion slash mating. Well, nothing like doxing yourself.
04:53:38
Speaker
Or docking them. or docking. I just learned what that was a few weeks ago from fucking Scotto.
04:53:48
Speaker
Fucking deliverance. brittanney bitch Don't you stop pushing the buttons when I'm pushing the buttons.
04:53:57
Speaker
Brittany. That's why it's two T's a and Y.
04:54:06
Speaker
That's some disappointing crickets. Mm-hmm. Jersey said hashtag no squealing like pigs.
04:54:15
Speaker
Here we go with the hashtag. You fuck.
04:54:20
Speaker
hey Yes, says Brittany. Yes, says Jedi, what are you drinking tonight, man? Are you drinking some more Buffalo Trace? No, not tonight.
04:54:32
Speaker
No? Did you sleep really good last night? I don't know. i gotta watch his replay i want to see how we're at this show i want to shoot he was slurring words like a motherfucker man his eyes were i was his eyes were doing this i've never been drunk before starting a stream like that i was like not even buzzed so who are you to judge me for my appearance a couple weeks ago okay Glick, I told you several times i didn't even talk about you being drunk. I talked about how much you talked about me.
04:55:09
Speaker
That's all I said That's because I missed you. that's I missed you. Okay. But I never said a word about you being drunk. I missed you. I missed you, too.
04:55:19
Speaker
It didn't feel right. didn't feel right. I wasn't complete. See how man bond when we wash each other's balls, Brittany? See how that works? The bromance is over. I felt i felt empty inside without you. Pass the honeymoon stage. God damn it, you motherfuckers. You missed a spot.
04:55:37
Speaker
Well, Blake, you better get up and help Shaman the next couple weeks. I won't be able to be there. Yeah. they need your support I'll be there next Friday. Next Friday next friday night, I'm going to be there from the beginning. And I'll be sober at the beginning.
04:55:49
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Where are you going to be, Jedi? What the fuck, man? You took last week off. what Do you think you going to all kind of time off? I literally am off the rest the month. after After last night. out And last night was not a good show. I should have just taken last night off, too. but i've only I've only got a few weeks. I've only got a couple weeks left in me where I'm not 100% fully distracted
04:56:16
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cool
04:56:21
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If you know the group hugs not not cock tugs yeah This guy was you I love Jedi Jedi Jedi's Jedi completes me.
04:56:34
Speaker
No, he doesn't completely but I can't quit him If we were we'd be in the mountains. He doesn't complete him, but he does have the keys to the fucking handguns. We'd be all up in them fucking mountains.
04:56:46
Speaker
We'd be all up in the mountains. Are you going somewhere, Jedi? Are you going somewhere? Are you going somewhere? ah are you going somewhere it good dr to be and Thanks for spelling it out for me.
04:57:05
Speaker
God damn, man. I didn't know that. He went full of money talking to my fucking troops again, man. Get over here. You missed a spot. We can lick the window, fucker. You never go full Marine.
04:57:20
Speaker
If I ever went full Marine, you motherfuckers would probably be scared.
04:57:25
Speaker
I wouldn't be that scared. i mean like some but Some of you would probably get turned on a little bit. Maybe me a lot. Maybe me a lot. I mean, a little. I mean, mean somewhat.
04:57:36
Speaker
i See, I've seen my uncle get to that level. And if you're anything like him, when he gets to that level, yeah, probably. Yeah, it's not. It's not. I've ah you're saying So now the last, uh, the last group that worked for me saw me get a little frustrated one day and they were like, that was the chat that was going on and on the floor. Right. They were like, Oh man, he's over there going off full Marine and shit. You better be careful. And I was like, you motherfuckers ain't seen full Marine. So chill the fuck out.
04:58:03
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oh So answer my question, Jedi. Are you going somewhere? the Are you just taking a couple weeks off from YouTube? No, no. right yes I can't think for you, motherfucker. You got to speak. You need to try hard. I can't think for you, Moe Dahl. Moe Dahl can't even think for himself.
04:58:23
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No doubt, man. Where the fuck's my crayon at? Yes, I am going somewhere, not next weekend, but after. Well, both weekends, actually. Sometimes. but Your butt. I heard you, Scott. Moe Dogg. Moe Dogg, I got your purple ground. I got your purple ground, Moe Dogg. It's right in the shower. i got big fucking ears for a reason.
04:58:42
Speaker
And it's not just to be able to breathe while I'm eating pussy. yeah Wait a minute. You can breathe through your ears when you eat pussy. I caught myself that trick a long time yeah I think there's a Pokemon that has that ability, too. I got big ears. I didn't know that I got breathe through my ears.
04:58:59
Speaker
But wait, hold on goddamn second, MoDog. Share the secret. Take some training, man. ah I mean, i can show you, but I got to charge you. That's all I'll pay for it.
04:59:12
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And the oxygen is right there. so you know you get i'll pay i'll pay yeah I'll pay for the training and Brandy will appreciate it. yeah She would.
04:59:26
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so That's why I joke I don't have that much hair up here, man, because I lick my forehead all the time. you know yeah I don't care if I can breathe or not. If I die, I die. All I know is if I die eating,
04:59:37
Speaker
meetington They're going build a statue. That's a good last meal. That's a good last meal. That's a fantastic last meal. And they're going to build statues. They're going say, this man died an American hero.
04:59:52
Speaker
You can put that shit on your tombstone. Just taco lover. you know Hashtag ah right hasheak Taco Tuesday. That's when I died. ama yeah This man died doing what loved. Our beloved Glick died on a Tuesday. I can't sound like Forrest Gump.
05:00:09
Speaker
we lost We lost you on a Tuesday afternoon. That's my boat. That's good that' a nice kill impersonation right there. ah God damn it, Bobby. We lost you on a Tuesday afternoon. He was nostril deep and some very clean pussy.
05:00:25
Speaker
Lick died to the lick.
05:00:29
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Lick to the lick. Oh, my God. I had somebody ask me one time. Brittany. You love me. Don't fucking act like you don't. had somebody ask me one time about my last name.
05:00:45
Speaker
but was a dude. He was like, is your is your name really G-Lick? and I'm like, no, dumbass. It's Glick. He was like, oh, I thought it was... Oh, my God, bro. That would be your street name.
05:00:59
Speaker
Oh, my God. That'd be your OG. He was like, thought it was Glick, and I was like... Okay, cool.
05:01:11
Speaker
Whatever. then the conversation kind of when went on, and he kept talking to his shit. so this is This is like on the internet, on the interwebs, on a live stream. that and i was like why would you And I was like, why would you think my name why would you think that my name is G-Lick or I would call myself G-Lick?
05:01:33
Speaker
And he was like, because you might be the only homie that found in the G-Spot. And I'm like, it's not that hard to find. I'm like, it's really not that hard to find. That ain't it.
05:01:46
Speaker
It's not that hard to find, gentlemen. hate to break it to you. It's really not. i don't I never got why the like there was so much fucking controversy over it. Anybody would say that shit, I would just be... Automatically, my mind went to, you don't, one eat pussy, and two, don't know how to eat pussy. so and It's also not that hard to find if you...
05:02:06
Speaker
it's not that hard to find especially i mean you can eat it or you can fuck it right either way you can find it it's not that hard it's not the holy grail and if you're good at what you do you did
05:02:19
Speaker
ah great snap actually scals more but more of a dumb motion
05:02:26
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It's kind of the same thing when you do your girl's asses when you got your bent over doggy style, Scotto's like, this is like not applicable to my life. don't care. I feel like I'm just taking notes, but i don't know if I'm going to use this information later, right?
05:02:40
Speaker
You're never going use this, Scotto. You you only don't need to know this. Scotto, this is not a topic of conversation that you need to learn anything from. You hit that prostate the right way, though.
05:02:51
Speaker
Boom. Game over. yeah max feel free to Feel free to do some Sudoku right now, Scott. I'll tell you what. We talk about this. Sudoku. Oh!
05:03:02
Speaker
That was fun. That was fun. The first time that happened to me, it was like, snuck up on me. i didn't know it was fucking coming. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on a little second. Wait, the first time Scotto found your prostate and jerked you off at the same time was a surprise to you? Well, no, no, no, not that wasn't.
05:03:22
Speaker
I mean, you know. Oh, yeah, it was a surprise to me. I'm not going to lie. but so I am looking down with this. This is true.
05:03:32
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I was like, whoa, whoa, what are you doing to me, Scott? that' Move your hands. Get your hands out of the way. I know what I'm doing. I don't need any help. yeah all out of the way six i I can totally see Scott who getting fucking frustrated during sex, too. What the fuck are you doing, man?
05:03:52
Speaker
Let's just fuck bitch. Yeah. ah First and foremost, you two in the chat stop talking about Sarge because I absolutely know what I'm doing too. Ew.
05:04:04
Speaker
Shut up. Wig's getting jelly. Wig's getting jelly. How about you say the right Then she won't be talking about actually i said Actually, I said the right fucking name because she went back and looked back and she told me that I said the right goddamn name. You fuckers are some pieces of shit.
05:04:27
Speaker
Y'all made me feel really bad and it made me feel like a fucking asshole and I didn't even and i didn't even do anything. See? That is why you left before. You went in and washed your fucking balls, didn't you? Yes, you did. No, I didn't wash my balls. I No, I had to go take a piss.
05:04:42
Speaker
He sprinkled some extra grime on them. He doubled down. yes I fucking rubbed them balls in dirt. He squirted a little Drakkar Gnar on there and shit, man. No, I rubbed them both in dirt. He said, not only are they clean, they smell good too, bitch.
05:04:57
Speaker
Who are you telling to stop talking? But then... hate to stop talking.
05:05:04
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I'm going to ah i'm gonna with these assholes in. And then they stunk again because they didn't wash his hands. There you go. you go Therein lies the dichotomy of it, man.
05:05:16
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one
05:05:19
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I got references. I don't i don't know. yeah i don't read no shit. I got references. Randy's like, baby, stop talking, please. Shut up. I know.
05:05:31
Speaker
Her and Jersey and they're talking about you. and Jersey and they're talking about you. And over here feeling bad because I thought I said the wrong name when I was trying to fucking make a point.
05:05:42
Speaker
And I was trying to be in a conversation. I got references. Don't make me pull my references. ah Brandy, it's it's it's ah it's ah it's a back and forth thing, man. It ain't just Jersey.
05:05:53
Speaker
I'm crazy about Boo Thang, too. She's good people, man. but She works the thumb just right, man. in and it right on your Right on your trail. On that chocolate starfish?
05:06:08
Speaker
Yes, baby girl.
05:06:12
Speaker
Brandy? Or Brittany? didn't I just call you Brandy? Never mind. i was looking that i I was looking at chat and I was going to say something to Brittany. and got I think everybody needs name tags around here.
05:06:26
Speaker
Hey, if I'm not ah somebody blowing something up, man, I get easily confused. it's britney beachch
05:06:34
Speaker
Okay, that was fucking perfect. I'm already looking. Thank you. Too late. Screen recording. You don't want people looking at your dick while you're taking a piss. Turn the fucking camera off in your bathroom.
05:06:48
Speaker
Hey, you know what? Maybe i want to make you jealous, though, y'all. girl Yeah, and why do you stream from your bathroom anyway? That's weird. Exactly. okay doesn't ah Okay, you laughed at I.
05:07:00
Speaker
Wait, wait, Scott, I don't know how to hear this. Scott, what? What do mean? There's this locale guy we covered that basically has a YouTube channel for the sole purpose of grifting, okay?
05:07:11
Speaker
One morning he did a short sitting on his fucking toilet without a shirt on. One of us made a comment that said, hey, if you if you did a live stream and you were shitting on the toilet, I bet you make some money. Literally three fucking days later, he was taking a dump on a fucking live stream.
05:07:33
Speaker
and I'd take a shit on a live stream. it but Saturday night, I'm not going to do a pre-show shit. going to start the show with me sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
05:07:45
Speaker
I just might mute myself at first.
05:07:50
Speaker
What, Britt? but I just might mute myself at first. No, we got to hear the grunt or it's lost, man. I'm going full. I'm committing to it. I'm just going to start the show next Saturday night taking my shit. I'm just going to...
05:08:10
Speaker
Face turned red, the fucking vein popping in the forehead. I'm going to lift my leg up. I'm going to lift my leg up so you can see it. If I'm saying the same shit as Moe Dog, then I know I have issues.
05:08:23
Speaker
God damn these purple crayons. Please remember the right front to back. Not back to front. I'm packing my car up. Who are you talking about? I heard those moving to Jersey.
05:08:37
Speaker
Of course I know how to front to back.
05:08:42
Speaker
I'm talking about this one. I'm talking about this one. Oh, he doesn't know what he's doing. Well, first of all, he doesn't watch this. Fuck all y'all bitches. and He thinks he has up a bidet. That's really his dog just spitting on his balls.
05:08:57
Speaker
and don't even have a dog. It's called a shower It's just a weird. for That's okay, Moe Dog. I'm moving my ass to Ohio for this man. I mean,
05:09:12
Speaker
Oh, when's that happening? Got a lot of moving going on here, man. I'm moving to Jersey. A couple weeks. Brandy's moving to Ohio. but he Nobody to move. Brandy's moving to the floor up above. Nah. In a couple weeks. and and and In a couple weeks, right, baby?
05:09:32
Speaker
Holy shit. That's big deal. no or going Maybe I'm moving to can well Jersey my movement you should definitely move from Jersey to Kentucky I mean, not that it's much better, but it's definitely an upgrade from Jersey to Kentucky. So I was i was out and about today, like, just driving around, like, shooting shit, like, photos photos, right, different places.
05:09:57
Speaker
And I sent fucking Jersey, like, 15 fucking videos, man, of me holding my cell phone up, just driving through different fucking places. And she's like, God damn, this building is fucked there. So you and Jersey are a thing.
05:10:09
Speaker
I mean, we're good friends. We're good friends. I dig it. Put Britney full screen and let her do that again. Somebody clip this shit. Are you ready? I don't know how to make her full screen. Don't do it.
05:10:27
Speaker
you does somebody shit but i i'm are you ready i don't know how to make you i don't know how to make her i show it but la la She even got the talented, man. I know talent when I see compels you.
05:10:53
Speaker
she even got the tongue moving side to side man she talented me holy shit i had no talent when i see it bro brit are on my power of christ compels you I
05:11:10
Speaker
um um my god she' like you busted it out mid-sentence. That was amazing. That wasn't even on purpose. That was a Tourette's moment. What? I didn't realize. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. A couple weeks. A couple weeks. I'll take a little bit of your gooch.
05:11:33
Speaker
but and it can also be like kind of annoying. But no, I was ah talking about getting a like mini fidget spinner on my lip ring. So could just be like... What?
05:11:45
Speaker
You should fucking so do that. so I want to see that. yeah That could be an entire podcast right there. all right Oh, right. That's a whole series. You're going to be on fucking Netflix. I'll binge that shit. I like Netflix.
05:12:01
Speaker
yeah ah
05:12:04
Speaker
ah and Skado's killing it tonight. Yeah, Skado are fucking killing it. Oh, Brandy. Jersey, if you don't mind me asking, what part what part of Jersey are you in?
05:12:16
Speaker
And Modog is moal is right across the border. So that's that's good Kentucky area. But where he lives? yeah Yeah, yeah. It's not like, you know, married to your cousin, Kentucky kind of shit.
05:12:30
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, man. Wait, I thought Glick said the good part. but Incest is the best. Put your cousin to the test.
05:12:44
Speaker
your Jersey lives on property that like and it's all but when it rhymes people in the world would be like, fuck, I want to live there. Oh, yeah. Kentucky is nice. a Calm down.
05:12:58
Speaker
Calm down, mama. Don't you damn break her with that tongue action. Mine's better.
05:13:05
Speaker
What the fuck ever. and It's like, God damn it. I accidentally turned the fucking internet on again. You know what? You will have to lie.
05:13:17
Speaker
And Brandy will judge you individually. Jersey said that was hot. Brandy said, damn, look.
05:13:27
Speaker
Stop trying to turn my girl a lesbian. Glick's got some competition. she Real talk. real talk i think I think every female is a little bit fucking bi.
05:13:38
Speaker
And I can't blame it. 100% agree with you on that. 100% agree with you. so Y'all got too much shit to explore and play with. you I know. yeah and you guys can't If I was female, I'd be bisexual in a fucking heartbeat.
05:13:52
Speaker
i would and i be No, no, no, no, no. You can't say you guys can't find it. Just because the guys you've been with couldn't find it don't mean that every guy can't find it.
05:14:04
Speaker
Facts. most I'll say it again. I got references. I don't give a fuck about you. We come with receipts and we come on receipts. ah We use receipts to clean right. every... amendment i You like sitting.
05:14:23
Speaker
Titties. Because I don't have any. You like kidding. Oh, titties. I love titties, too. You got titties? I love titties, Everybody loves titties.
05:14:35
Speaker
It's more about the nipple anyway, man. Yeah, I love titties, too. Oh, okay. Bam! Bam! okay oh oh okay okay i um but and God damn, Scotto, look at them titties.
05:14:51
Speaker
Look at him titties, boy. I got some bird and titties, boy. Scotto's the best of both worlds. I even have extra because I have a third nipple right about down here.
05:15:02
Speaker
Whoa. You know bought an extra? Scotto bought a vowel. and yes shoot Yes, you are. yeah You the full scar need to full screen all the third nipples right now. okay is i guess and host Hold on a goddamn minute. Scotto, you got a third nipple?
05:15:24
Speaker
Let's start with Brittany. Brittany, show us yours and then Scotto. You got a third nipple? but I want to start with Scotto's third nipple. Scotto, show us your third nipple. or It's so tiny. It's like right here. Hang on. Let's see justing yeah little see ni i so take it. Yes, now.
05:15:48
Speaker
yeah was the show and oh be my goodness alright looks's done for the night now we need some I can go to bed. All right, Brittany, your turn.
05:16:03
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You got to do it exactly like Scott did. Pull the top up to the chin. No, fuck off, bitch. I got to go this. That was fast. yeah we will ah Baby girl, will ah your comment there, we'll who who we'll explore that.
05:16:22
Speaker
We'll explore that. Oh, boy. Yes, you do. i Yes, you do. lick andy Glick's looking for some group events. Shout me on Snapchat, bitch.
05:16:33
Speaker
Prove it. We are not in your Snapchat for group events, Brittany. No, you are not invited to Brandy and I group events. What are you doing?
05:16:44
Speaker
Shut the fuck up, dude. Shut the fuck up. She's like my sister. Why the fuck are you turning a the fucking group event down, man? I wasn't talking about the group adventures. I was asking for her titties. no no i hell no she can only show her titties to potential she can only show her titties to a potential third partner if you show her your titties i'm putting my dick all on the internet just so you know oh You're coming off a little controlling. and and and and and and and No, no, no, no, no.
05:17:23
Speaker
You know what? Brittany and Brandy, you guys can show me your tits whenever you want. It's fine. Exactly. just clickck welfare fair i would yeah I guess if MoDog's taking one for the team, Jersey, feel free to show me your titties anytime you want.
05:17:38
Speaker
There you go. Hey, no kink shaming, man. None.
05:17:43
Speaker
Jersey je got a fucking rag, too. Let me tell you. I'm sorry. speaking out turn.
05:17:49
Speaker
I'd be jealous as fuck at a group event. I wouldn't be jealous as fuck as long as my partner was down for it. You see, this is my thing. This is my thing. I'm 100% down for a threesome. Two girls and me, Brandy, and myself and another woman in a threesome.
05:18:06
Speaker
but but but but But here's the thing. but here's the thing We all can't handle each other. and now no No. I don't want my shillelagh to touch somebody else's shillelagh. But here's the thing. If you're in if if if you're in ah if you're in a threesome, like everybody's got to be about everybody. You know what I mean? like nobody can feel so like Nobody can feel like a third wheel.
05:18:30
Speaker
At the end of the day. Whenever I say threesome, it's me and two females. There's never another fucking dude. yes the the yeah I'm with you, Moe Dog. That's me. Okay, so can I say something?
05:18:41
Speaker
Sure. No the fuck I'm not what? Oh my fucking god.
05:18:48
Speaker
Brittany gets so disgusted. so yeah I know you got boobies. was just arguing with Mo Dog. I don't want to see Jersey's rack. Sorry Jersey. Nothing against you. I don't want to see your rack. I was just arguing with Mo Dog right now.
05:19:00
Speaker
Calm down. yeah I was just arguing with Moe Don. Go to Randy's texting him like, kick that motherfucker off panel now.
05:19:12
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You can show me, but
05:19:24
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She already has my stuff. Roll back two, three minutes, multi. and I'm hoping you motherfuckers share. I'm sorry. perspective
05:19:33
Speaker
Yeah, no, no, no. like I mean, i guess if i i guess her I guess if Brandy's down to show MoDog her titties, Jersey, feel free to show me your titties. I have no idea what's even happening here.
05:19:46
Speaker
so you right so I have to defend Jersey's honor here. ive ah Technically, I have not seen Jersey's titties. Just just being keeping it real. Going back to the threesome thing. I don't know what's going on.
05:20:00
Speaker
Nope, nope, nope. You food. I'm food. I don't know what that means. I don't know, man. What were you going to say? You better not be showing anybody else your boobies.
05:20:11
Speaker
You better not be showing anybody else your titties. Unless the three of us are right here in this room together.
05:20:21
Speaker
Who the fuck is that?
05:20:26
Speaker
Give me 10. I'm going to run to the market. I'll be back. were you going to say? I'll let you stare at my titties for 10. You're welcome. ah thanks We were all waiting for them. Hey, boobs are boobs, man.
05:20:39
Speaker
All right, Brittany, what were going to say? Go. You got the floor. We're shutting up. Oh, when it comes to threesomes. Yeah, I've been with another chick, but that's it's fucked when they change the rules mid-fucking.
05:20:57
Speaker
Well, yeah.
05:21:00
Speaker
That's like, you know what? Actually, i don't want you fucking my man. And I'm like, okay, well, that's the whole point of a threesomes.
05:21:10
Speaker
But then I also dated a dude that constantly would bring up the fact of Eiffel Towering me.
05:21:22
Speaker
You know, like... Wait, what? That's a new term to me. Sorry. What the fuck is Eiffel Towering? The girl is in between, she's sucking a dick and getting it from behind. Oh, okay, okay.
05:21:35
Speaker
High five. She's sucking dick and getting fucked and then the two guys high five. didn't know that's what that was called. I've got a photo like that from one of my photo shoots I did.
05:21:49
Speaker
Yeah. most shit like He wanted that to happen. and Two girls me, right? me, and her. And he brought up wanting to do it with his cousin. And I'm like, that's kind weird.
05:22:03
Speaker
That's incestual. He was like, we won't make eye contact. basic Yeah, they will. They're going to cradle each other's balls.
05:22:17
Speaker
But it's always going to come up at reunions. I've been trusted to do it but with me. Yeah, I'll tell you what. If all fall the part... Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you.
05:22:27
Speaker
Go
05:22:32
Speaker
ahead. They can fuck up relationships, man.
05:22:39
Speaker
Like, the people got to be like... Yes, which is what kind of happened with the one threesome that I had. They were a married couple. And like, she picked me up for it.
Awkward Mornings and Disagreements
05:22:53
Speaker
And it was like an hour away and I ended up being like trapped there while they were arguing. And was like, fuck this. Fuck that. was like, I'm not doing this shit ever again. Nope.
05:23:06
Speaker
Not going to say been there, done that, but been there, done that. Yeah. And then their kids are running around in the morning. They're like, nope, I'm good.
05:23:16
Speaker
Who's this, mommy? um It's your new auntie.
05:23:23
Speaker
Oh, my God. We picked her up at Bucky's. This conversation made me being sad. No, it was mama.
Threesomes and Relationship Problems
05:23:32
Speaker
Yeah, everybody everybody wants to talk about threesomes, man, but if you're not... If you're nice i'm never going back totally not fucking comfortable with yourself and your partner, it can fuck shit up, man. I've seen many fucking relationship friends of mine that They've literally, like, marriages have turned into divorces and, you know, dating has turned into fucking exes all because threesome didn't fucking go the way they thought it was going to go.
05:23:55
Speaker
my man I have literally have literally been kicked in the stomach and thrown out of the room in the middle of a threesome.
05:24:09
Speaker
but look look for before and i know and need to pull your weight like You need to pull your your weight. No, no, no. And then the next day, and then the next day, I had to drive the bitch back to get her car.
05:24:23
Speaker
See, I just bypassed all that and said, fuck that, I'm out. And hey, you want to talk about fucking awkward? Like, you want to talk about fucking awkward? You want to talk about weird? You want talk about, like, all the things? Like,
05:24:36
Speaker
See, this might sound fucked up, man, but when i was when I was younger, right? Like, I got married young. I mean, by the time I was 19, I was a Marine, a daddy, and a husband, right? So we were stationed over in fucking Japan.
05:24:47
Speaker
Well, I was stationed in Japan, and I brought my wife and my son over. It was only a year tour, so fucking Marine Corps didn't pay for it. But anyway, we had been like high school sweethearts, right? And I was her first. She had never been with another guy.
05:25:00
Speaker
And I'm confident enough in myself that I was like, i wanted I wanted her to, like, this is going to sound totally fucked up, and if you weren't there, it probably even sounds more fucked up. But I did it out of, like, caring for her. I wanted her to i wanted her to experience being with another guy, right? like Like I said, I was her first, you know? so And we were young. I mean, I was 20. She was 19 at the time, you know?
05:25:25
Speaker
So I fucking yeah had a ah really good friend. He was good friends with her too, you know, like friend of the family kind of thing. Also a Marine we over in Japan. And so I like, I was going to, had it all fucking set up, man. Like I was going to take my son who was only like a year and a half the time and go out for like, you know, six, seven hours and let them be together. you know, it's a like full on experience, do whatever you want. Right. You know, and both of them were like, well,
05:25:55
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I'll do it, but we we want you to be there too because we'd feel weird if you weren't. And I was like, no, no, no, you guys are missing the fucking point, man. That's not why, you know. So it ended up being the three of us, and it was fine. It worked out fine, but that could have went so fucking south because does that make sense why I'm saying I wanted her to experience another guy?
05:26:15
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No, I totally get that. Okay. and so Yeah, yeah. Fuck. No, i didn't want to be there. I wanted them two to just like you know enjoy each other. right And they wouldn't fucking they wouldn't fucking do it because I think they thought that you know it would cause problems if I wasn't there because you know like weird weird feelings would come up. And I was like, no, I'm good.
05:26:36
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like It was set up, so I feel like the pressure was like really put on. You know what I mean? And that could have been. Fair enough. Could have been.
05:26:47
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but it's like It becomes awkward maybe at that point. because like you said, you were her first and only So wow that pressure might have been really pushed on so i was slick about it here's what i did we started out as like you know the three of us right and i like i kept finding excuses to like excuse myself from the room and i'd go out to the living room and you just didn't want this did you so no no it was oh no no no it wasn't that at all i swear it wasn't so
05:27:27
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Yeah, I don't know. I probably shouldn't have brought that up on the internet. You don't want her living her whole life just having like one person. want heard mean I seriously didn't. Because she wasn't my first, and she knew it.
05:27:40
Speaker
like She knew that, you know. But is that is that the only time you've done that, or is that something that you're like, hey? No, that was yeah that was the only time well that was the only time I did that with her.
05:27:51
Speaker
but i mean, or other but other other relationships, do you want your woman to? No, well, but and that's kind of where i was going to. So after after my divorce, because like I said, I was young, dude. Like when I got married and we had kids and shit, I was young.
05:28:05
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So I didn't have that like after yeah high school, college years going crazy shit, you know, because I was Mr. Fucking Responsible the whole time. But after I got divorced, I spent the next three years being a fucking man whore. ain't even gonna fucking lie, man.
05:28:19
Speaker
I like I got I caught up for the partying I didn't fucking do when I was like 19 and 20. But now.
Life Post-Divorce and Personal Boundaries
05:28:26
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So, yeah, I had that happen a couple of times while I was in that stage of my life.
05:28:31
Speaker
But the stage I'm in now, now I'm like, I don't want to share my shit with nobody else. I'm a greedy motherfucker now, you know, but you got to try it. Well, you don't have to try it.
05:28:43
Speaker
If you're, if you're, again, if you're confident and comfortable enough, I think everybody should try it at least once. But if you got, if you're on the fucking fence at all about, I don't know if I'd be comfortable with that. I say, fuck, no, don't do it. Cause it'll probably fuck your relationship up.
05:28:58
Speaker
For sure. thanks Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. hey After that, I'm going to go touch my wiener. Again? Goddamn, dude. I got bladder cancer. and You piss more than I do, man.
05:29:14
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You might want to get that shit checked, dude. Close to the door! We can see you! can't Turn the webcam off, man.
05:29:27
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got it. i got it Yeah, exactly, Jersey. That's where I'm at now. I don't play well with others either.
05:29:35
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Like I said, different stages of life, right?
05:29:40
Speaker
What are you eating there? It ain't pussy. Tell you that. Because if you're using chopsticks on it, believe me you don't up that shit to another level, man.
05:29:52
Speaker
I've had my first time around with both of which y'all mentioned. and you know it I had my fun. It was not what I was into. Yeah. Yeah, you know
Ideal Threesome Dynamics
05:30:01
Speaker
what? It's it's not what most people are into, honestly.
05:30:04
Speaker
That's been my experience. Bitch, you can't see No, you can't. You can literally see my shower. You can't see me. Now you can see me. Now you can see me.
05:30:17
Speaker
yeah saying now you can see me now can see me
05:30:24
Speaker
i will I'm not, I'm straight as an arrow too, but you know, like I said, back then when I wanted to her to do it, that wasn't, it wasn't about me. It was about her. know um umm I'm down with the threesome, but it's gotta be two girls and and it's gotta be me, Brandi, and another woman. And, uh,
05:30:43
Speaker
And, you know, it's it's all about... And I've done it both ways. And I'll tell you what, Glick, that's the more fun threesome. Just saying. Because I'm going to go back to my original statement. I think every female has a high degree of fucking bisexuality in them.
05:30:58
Speaker
Oh, yeah, 100%. But if you're in a relationship...
05:31:06
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And and and you're and you you and your partner yourself are engaged hands of shoes. What's going on? What's up, G2K?
05:31:18
Speaker
If you're in a relationship but and and you and your partner decide to have a threesome, at the end of the day, the most important thing is like everybody has to be in into everybody and like everybody has to be engaged. As long as it's a woman.
05:31:33
Speaker
As long as it's a woman. You can't let anybody That's like double standard bullshit Well no I just don't want my shillelagh to touch another shillelagh But at the end of the day But but this is this is my biggest caveat At the end of the day Like we all have to be engaged At all times You know what I mean There should never be somebody just off to the side not doing anything. Unless that's what they're into and they're flicking their beans. Yeah, but he's talking about it starts out with it being three people and then one person gets kicked into the gut and kicked to the side. Nobody wants be left behind in that scenario.
05:32:17
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The rules changed in the middle of one of three songs had. Which is kind of bullshit. Yeah. yeah Because i mean because i've i've been I've been in threesomes. I've been in a couple few situations.
05:32:31
Speaker
and and And the one situation was, I'll go ahead and say it because she don't ever watch this. It don't fucking matter. And at the end of the day, if she did watch it, she would be like, ah yeah, that that ah that happened.
05:32:42
Speaker
My ex-wife. My ex-wife and one of her very good friends. That was that was who kicked me in the stomach. I literally got kicked in the stomach and he got kicked out of the room. And then I had to take her friend home. I had to take her friend to pick her car up the next day.
05:32:54
Speaker
And it was just like, well, this isn't awkward or anything. but This isn't what I thought it was going to be. Yeah, but i've there's been the the other couple situations I've been in, it was exactly what I envisioned a threesome to be. and and and And I want, like I said, and for me personally, like the two women, one guy scenario.
05:33:16
Speaker
i like the i like the the two women one guy scenario And I want everybody to be involved and engaged and everybody having a good time doing what they do, you know, at the end of the day.
05:33:31
Speaker
So, you know, that's that's just, and I don't want anybody to feel left out. You know what mean? like There should be there's nobody should found be no other no other feelings that fucking come from that either. you know yeah you know like If you and Brandy are with some other girl, at the end of the day, it's still you and Brandy.
05:33:59
Speaker
What I have to say is make sure it's somebody that you don't have to run into a lot in the future because the married couple boom are like involved like They're family friends.
05:34:14
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so you need the link again, Scott? I have no fucking idea. You're right. you' right bro Make sure they are out. Especially if it was something that went fucking yeah south like that. Exactly, yes.
05:34:29
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Which, again, yeah no no no is what I was saying. it can ah yeah Honestly, my experience, not personally my experience, but from knowing people that have you know like done it and explored,
05:34:41
Speaker
It goes south more often than not. Yeah, right. I mean, it's somebody that hasn't fucking done it. It sounds like this, like, sexual turn on kind of thing. like Yeah, it's like so fun.
05:34:53
Speaker
It usually ends up fucking up relationships more than anything else. And with that, I need another beer, so i'll be right back. All right. No, I mean, no, I like, i I've been in this situation three times.
05:35:09
Speaker
one out of the three times stopped yeah well one time one time what time it just kind of happened one time one time one time one time one time one time want to you know one one one time it just kind of happened and it was it was what it was It was what it was, and and and and we we all had a good time.
05:35:37
Speaker
and But then there was another... I had couple friends of mine that were a lesbian couple, and, you know, yeah they just wanted dick every once in a while, and it it was what it was.
05:35:53
Speaker
But, yeah, I mean, that's... I think that's the most important thing in a threesome is... Sometimes it just doesn't fuck. but When you do drugs... I don't know. There are times where it doesn't work. Yeah, no, I agree 100%.
05:36:06
Speaker
And I've been in a situation where it just doesn't work. Like I said... I was saying it doesn't fucking matter. i mean I mean, it is what it is. At the end of the day, I think the most important thing... couldn't I couldn't if I was in a relationship to Jersey. i think I think it's just a matter of... If I'm in a I'm kind of...
05:36:28
Speaker
i Don't yell at me. Yell at Brittany because that's her one job tonight. Don't worry, Brittany. I got it. Scott, welcome back. back, Queen. Oh, look at you. You took your shit. you did. I heard you.
Emotional Complexities in Threesomes
05:36:44
Speaker
It's hard. You know what um what you were saying before about the ones where it just kind of happened? Those are usually the ones that are the most fun and work out the best. and know well i mean you can have It just happened. Everybody was out and having a good time and one thing led to another. and Hey, here we are.
05:37:00
Speaker
you yeah you can have the You can have the ones that just happen, and you can have the ones where you where you have that understanding. And I know Brandon and I, and hopefully I don't speak too much, and I'm sorry if I do, baby.
05:37:13
Speaker
Brandon and I have had the conversation where, again, like I said, if it's going to happen, I'm not going to push for it. I'm not going to ask for it. I'm not going to be that guy. But if it happens, ah I want everybody to be involved. Like, we all have to be fully engaged. We all have to be...
05:37:31
Speaker
nobody has to feel like they are out of like they don't belong or they're out of place or anything like that you know what i mean right everything has to be cohesive and understanding yeah here first bit and looks like who fly it still can get complicated even oh it can't man get on their fields and yeah now it's now it's something totally different yeah that No, i mean, yeah, no, I've been there before. where I've been, I've been all in my field. More hormone levels than men do. So like, we're like, not even just on our period, like constantly our hormones are 40% higher than dudes.
05:38:16
Speaker
So we're constantly thinking, So if anything, it's going to be the chick that fucking freaks out about the fucking threesome. Well, it's it yeah, it's either that or it's a guy that's fucking not secure with himself. Well, that's why the guy wants another chick instead of another dude. didn and I don't know. but I'm um'm i'm one'm more than secure with myself.
05:38:39
Speaker
It's just... doesn't say That's not why I said two girls. Two girls just more fun for the guy. but had Two girls are just more fun at the end of the day.
05:38:52
Speaker
Yeah, but I feel bad for Brandy because Scotto would be all about me because we all know what Scotto prefers.
05:39:00
Speaker
Who knows? i don't know. You didn't ask him? you He just said I'm not wrong. Okay, whatever. Fuck off. oh um mean got ah got no feel feel free feel free to correct me if i'm wrong and I I a little bit i know i know I agree with you and Brittany I do agree with you there is a level of insecurity with that and there might be a level of insecurity with me yeah there is there might be but also at the same time like Modo said I think every woman has
05:39:36
Speaker
a certain degree of bisexuality in them.
Male Bisexuality Perceptions
05:39:40
Speaker
No, you're wrong, Brittany. Most guys don't have that bisexuality thing, man. I'm telling you. Don't. They don't, dude. Are you sure?
05:39:50
Speaker
ah you sure? I mean... There you go, Scotta. There you go, Scotta. Mama gave the approval. My woman had it a little bit. Did i Very much not. Did it drive a little bit of a rift in conversation? Sometimes.
05:40:07
Speaker
I'm just saying, like, I have, like, Scotto, I love you to death. I absolutely adore you. I love you to death. but there's There's nothing gay inside of me. Can I love this man? Except Scotto's Can I appreciate this, man? Yes. and yes and and Thank you, my God. Yeah, can I do all can i do all the things and and just absolutely love Scotto to death? But if this dude puts his dick near me, I'm going to be like...
05:40:35
Speaker
i might be too much woman for you you might be too much woman for me you're not wrong like i mean scott has got a dick like a coke can too so there's that yeah but i heard i thought it was like a fucking monster can coke can that's why he can't Think of all those tall boys, you know, 40 ounces. and i'm also I'm also not a bottom. I so not but i know I'm not a bottom.
05:41:03
Speaker
If I was gay, I know I'm not a bottom. I'm a top who appreciates nice power bottom. be gay and be a bottom. If I was a gay guy, I'd be a top that appreciated a nice power bottom at the end of the day. I'm just saying. A nice power bottom. Yeah.
05:41:24
Speaker
They're also, in the gay world, there's something called a side. You can be a side where you don't really like top or bottom. just a side. Yeah. Every woman has that bisexuality. and Scotto is hot as fuck.
05:41:37
Speaker
Scotto is gorgeous. I'd love me some Scotto.
05:41:42
Speaker
Yes. I love Scotto. He's just not my type.
05:41:49
Speaker
I'll hang out. I'll take... Well, I mean, you guys got the same tank top on, so... true I mean, yeah, you guys it the same time. When we hang out, we'll switch clothes and see if you guys notice.
Platonic Love and Friendship Boundaries
05:41:59
Speaker
yeah I would love to hang out with Scotto, but I don't want to fuck Scotto. I don't want Scotto to fuck me.
05:42:06
Speaker
Scotto would be a trip hanging out with Scotto and getting drunk. I just want to hang out with Scotto. I want to go to the gay bar with Scotto and have fun and just like go to the ga bar roscodo and have fun and you know just like do all the things.
05:42:23
Speaker
Except sex. Scotty, you've got a huge cock. i don't i don I don't... I can't... I just beat you in the face with it. That's okay. I would prefer you not. That's how he would beat the guys also. He should have slapped the one pin on you. There you go. Yeah, Scotty's going to keep the other gays in line.
05:42:49
Speaker
Yeah, so, okay, so I had a couple of male co-workers that are, i mean, they're kind of built like fucking football players for God's sake. But we were all going to go bar hopping one night, and they were going to take me to a, I don't know if anybody knows the Mitchell Brothers Theater, like those famous Mitchell Brothers from like the 70s that made porn. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, yep.
05:43:14
Speaker
So they had. knew that one. Yeah, they had a club where the ladies were dancing and all that. And they were like, well, they but they were afraid that I would basically pussy out and not go. So was like, well, I will totally go and I'm fine. But the rule is, afterwards, you have to go with me to one of my gay bars.
05:43:32
Speaker
So they agreed. Yeah. um I took them to a place called the Lone Star, which is basically all big, burly, hairy men. that That's really what it is. Yeah, bears.
05:43:43
Speaker
Yeah, a bunch of girls. Yeah. ah All three of them were extremely nervous. They were like, holy fuck. The minute I walked into this bar, I felt like I was being preyed on. you know Yeah, they're the more like timid. like They will praise you.
05:44:00
Speaker
Yeah, and then there's fresh meat in the bar and then they're just like, what? we here And then the future twinks. I will say this. Scotto brought desserts with him. see I will say this.
05:44:15
Speaker
um i was I will say this.
Gay Bars, Drag Shows, and Inclusivity
05:44:19
Speaker
iint never had i ain't never been iin't never to i ain't never been to a bar. ain't never been to a club where nobody bought me.
05:44:28
Speaker
Ain't nobody ever bought me drinks. But when I go to gay club, but when I... You're going to be upset if they don't. No, no. But when I go to a gay bar or if I go to a gay club, I drink for free all night.
05:44:45
Speaker
not understandable well I You hang out in gay bars quite often. not No, I don't go to the bars, period. But when i go when when I've gone to the gay bars, and it's funny because because the bartender is like, you know you're a straight dude in a gay bar, and they're just trying to get you drunk enough to do gay stuff. and And my response is always, I hope they got deep pockets because your boy can drink.
05:45:15
Speaker
oh Or they're just giving you a lot to drink because they want to go follow you to the bathroom and you got to go pee. Yeah. I mean, whatever. You can look at my little dick if you want to when I have to piss. I mean, at the end of the day. But, no, I love going. Gay bars are are awesome.
05:45:32
Speaker
They're such a good time, man. i've I've always had fun at gay bars. There's no drama. There's no bullshit. There's no... buery like I've never been to one dude I'll come to Columbus and you can take me to your gay bar and we'll hang out and have a good time um but don' i don't jack it would be funest but that would be I don't just go to gay bars but like my my gay friends or like my ex-wife her mom was a lesbian and her best friend was a gay guy and when and this is before gay marriage was legalized him and his partner his husband now um
05:46:08
Speaker
they had a commitment ceremony. And after the ceremony, they they we were all hanging out and they're like, we're going to go to a bar. And they looked at me and they're like, are you okay if we go to a gay bar? and i'm like, I've been going to gay bars for years. Let's fucking go.
05:46:22
Speaker
yeah know, like my cousin was a lesbian, you know, like I've got a lot of gay friends and stuff like that. I'm like, let's fucking go. Where are we going? Are we going to wall street? We going downtown where we like you named, you named the bar. Where are we going?
05:46:35
Speaker
and and they kind of lost their minds. I've never been to one, and Scott O lives way too fucking far away to let go hang out with him with one. I'd go to one with you, Glick, and hang out and just chill and have a good time. Dude, they're so much fun. They're cool.
05:46:49
Speaker
there's so much fun they they're cool like so they got they got um my my ex-mother-in-law her best friend can just say britney's doing the wrong way you're putting clothes on you're supposed to be taking clothes off just saying sorry go ahead no she's supposed to she needs to put pants on
05:47:10
Speaker
video
05:47:13
Speaker
no so we went when when uh when my ex-mother-in-law when her best friend and and his now husband because they were able to get married when they had their commitment ceremony originally, it was like right in the middle of the football season.
05:47:26
Speaker
So we walked into this gay bar and they've got all these big screens up and all they have on is football. And I'm like, hell yeah, let's go. And I went up to the bar to order, order the drinks for everybody at our table. And dude walked up and he was like, what are you drinking? And i was like, well, I'm getting there.
05:47:43
Speaker
I'm getting drinks for everybody. They was like, don't worry. I got it. I was like, all right, whatever. ah ah You know what mean? and And like my my ex mother in law and her wife and and her best friend and and his husband, they were like, you're pretty cool here. And I'm like, I've been coming to these places for years. Like I grew up I grew up in the LGBT community.
05:48:08
Speaker
You know what I mean? Like, I'm cool with this. I love this shit. I love the community. Like the, the actual real community is amazing, dude. They're so accepting. There's so much fun.
05:48:21
Speaker
They, they, they appreciate everybody. They love everybody. And, and, and, and it's all just about having a good time and there's no drama and you can go to these bars. And then that's what I'm saying. I'm not saying it from a, from a gay standpoint, I'm saying from a fun standpoint, it would probably be a fucking blast to go like, you know, yeah like I said, you're two hours up the road for me, dude. Like, you know,
05:48:43
Speaker
Yeah. I'm down, dude.
05:48:49
Speaker
When I lived in Charleston, every Sunday I used to, well, after my ex-wife left me, every Sunday I used to go to the drag queen show for brunch every Sunday with with some of my with some of my gay friends.
05:49:04
Speaker
And I had a blast. and they And they were all surprised when I was just like, I don't care that you guys are gay. ah bet Brittany would be a fucking blast to hang out at a gay bar. Oh, for sure. Like, dude, gay bars and drag queen shows are so much fun. Where are you at again, Brittany? Without, like, you know, giving up to too much information?
05:49:25
Speaker
I'm from Maryland. I'm, like, right on the border of Pennsylvania and Maryland right now. On the border of what? Pennsylvania and what? Pennsylvania and Maryland. Oh, okay. I going to say, if you were on the way, I could pick you up and we go up to Glicks.
05:49:39
Speaker
but's Yeah, man. Well, you're the other fucking way. Yeah, true. Gay bars are fun, man. I love them. Am I wrong, Scotto? Am I wrong in what I'm saying?
05:49:51
Speaker
You're not, and I will give you a hint. So let's say you go to one of those drag queen brunches and they have two shows. Go to the second one because they're already drunk from the first show and they're more rowdy at the second one.
05:50:05
Speaker
yeah going yes good Yes, they are. Yes, they are. Yes. yeah yeah He's not wrong. Yes, Scott is not wrong. Dude.
05:50:16
Speaker
the drag shows are so much fun they go hard yeah i have i have so much fun i love i i love the and i say and i say this intentionally and and fuck anybody who gets offended i say this on purpose the lgbtq community fuck all your different numbers and letters and and and and and symbols and all that, the LGBT community is is such an amazing community. They they are the the greatest people you'll ever meet in your life.
05:50:54
Speaker
queer, queer. And I've had... Well, it's kind of weird. I don't know. A group that got to like, you know, they did their monthly like drum circle and you know they hula-hooped and all this shit.
05:51:09
Speaker
I mean, they're you know new age hippies for the most part, but probably like 70% of that fucking community you know was was gay. So I know a bunch of fucking people that are... I've just never gone out like to a gay bar with them. and yeah And it would be no fucking blast. Yeah.
05:51:24
Speaker
baby i fucking love you too i love you too baby girl no we need a a brandy and glick show just so they can just like love each other i feel like all the women in chat are like actually never mind sharing each other snapchat and shit and all those guys are just fucking losing out man what the know i i don't know like like brandy just dropped her snapchat in there like don't know add me on snapchat the glick show be careful i might Honestly, you might want to delete that because ever since I accidentally did mine like and the comments, i have been getting hundreds of fucking ads.
05:52:04
Speaker
Well, it wasn't me because I didn't see it. going to drop it again real quick. i did that I did that one time on Tiki Taki and I was just like, woke up the morning and I'm just like, the fuck is happening right now?
05:52:22
Speaker
Yeah, I'm just going to do that as a favor to you. However... Damn, I knew I should have copied that earlier. Fuck. um yeah We're coming we' where we're we're coming up right up on the six-hour mark.
Session Conclusion and Social Media Promotion
05:52:40
Speaker
If you need to shut it down, brother, shut it down. Shall I shut it down and bring it back up for an after-party on Patreon, or what should we do? Talk without limits. I'm done.
05:52:52
Speaker
I mean, we do an after party, and then what do I do? yeah I'm good. yeah i'mma I don't know where Lacey's at. I think she passed the fuck out.
05:53:03
Speaker
Skydo, you down for an after party? I am. Modal is down. Britt, you down? Johnny Ball is just... Baby girl, you down an after party? still here. baby grow you down for a morning um'm still here It'll, it'll, after, after tomorrow, it'll become a, Patreon exclusive. um do we have some concept to This is, this is only going to come up on YouTube. If we come back for an after party, everybody seems to be down for an after party.
05:53:35
Speaker
Yeah. This is only to be on YouTube. And after, and after, and after tomorrow, it's going strictly to our Patreon page. I'll set it as private and I'll hit up blaze and I will tell him to, uh,
05:53:51
Speaker
After Party, Patreon. I just started to ask Jersey if she was down, so good. Yeah, Jersey's down. Baby girl's down. right, well, we're going to wrap this bad boy up, and we're going to come right the fuck back with Nonsensical After Party, okay?
05:54:06
Speaker
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