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Nonsense and Chill - Happy Gilmore, A GenX Retroscriptive.
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Let's all go to our happy place and join Michael, Josh and special co-host Glick as they discuss Happy Gilmore 1 & 2. Being such a GenX iconic movie and a sequel over two decades later, let's break this down on tonight's Retroscriptive.
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00:00:00
Speaker
Have a great show, Josh. a
Introduction and Show Kickoff
00:00:49
Speaker
Oh, it's Friday. That means I get to see that beautiful mug. and was you You're drunk, aren't you? No, I am not. I'm still sober. My edible hasn't even kicked in yet.
00:01:01
Speaker
um Tonight is a retrospective, and we're going to discuss Happy Gilmore. But before we do, Our special co-host Glick is joining us tonight and he is running late. He was helping a friend, doing a friendly thing.
00:01:17
Speaker
I'm not going to go into details. It has something to do with packages. But...
00:01:24
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mu Mule in there somewhere.
00:01:28
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but so before we get going, do want apologize. There was no trivia last week. It got cancelled. ah Plans changed.
Movie Theme of the Month: Westerns
00:01:37
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we ended up doing a pair analysis part due to, which actually was pretty fun, I thought.
00:01:46
Speaker
ah But with that being said, um this month, August, is going to be Western movies. Oh, no, I'm screwed. ah Well, think Western movies, not just spaghetti Westerns.
00:01:59
Speaker
Yeah, I know. there'll be There'll be some of those, but like other Westerns, like No Country for Old Men, True Grits. um oh
Debate on 'Hell Ride' and Film Watching Options
00:02:11
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Tombstone.
00:02:13
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the dido Just off the top of my head, there is Hell Ride is a motorcycle flick that's a ah western. You know, shit like that. so I love that movie. So there's definitely going to be Hell Ride questions on If you guys have have not seen Hell Ride, watch Hell Ride.
00:02:32
Speaker
Okay. What's that? what's that What do you watch that on? What's that, Hell Ride? I think it's on Amazon Prime. It's on Amazon Prime. I think it's the only place you can rent it.
00:02:44
Speaker
so But is it is worth the movie. Think of it as a Quentin Tarantino type motorcycle. He was a producer on the movie. Oh, that's right. tell worry about that What's that gentleman that fucking died earlier this this this year that played in ah rez ah Reservoir Dogs?
00:03:03
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Michael Masson. He plays in Hellride as one of the bikers. So he's in it. You know it's good.
00:03:14
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He plays the biker, the gentleman. so
00:03:19
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Badass character.
Critique of 'War of the Worlds' and Sci-Fi Discussions
00:03:22
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o And before I go into... i got I'm going to rage about a movie that just came out on one Prime. I'm dying for this. Oh my god. Oof.
00:03:34
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um then well And then when Glick gets here, we'll start rolling it into Happy Gilmore.
00:03:42
Speaker
But guess what tomorrow night is? Nonsense. So cool. Nonsense. Why I almost that? boy So anyway, but so if any of y'all haven't heard already, if you check the socials, man, Michael and Glick going 100 shots of beer, one shot a minute for 100 minutes.
00:04:02
Speaker
Can they do it? Come on by tomorrow night and see if they can. My money is Glick can. Michael is going to need to use the bucket.
00:04:13
Speaker
Oh, calling his boy out. i am Well, I say that because I know Glick has more recent beer drinking experience. I'm a warrior, son.
00:04:25
Speaker
Whenever Glick gets here. Yeah, he's like I said, he's he's running a little late. It's the power hour and 40.
00:04:35
Speaker
They just get bragging on us. All right, we'll see. We'll see. We'll see. All right, so sci-fi movies. I love sci-fi movies. Do you like sci-fi movies?
00:04:47
Speaker
Love sci-fi movies. you like H.E. Wells and War of the Worlds? I like the original concept. Like the radio broadcast? Yes. Okay, I do. Brought to the big screen, it's been poop.
00:05:02
Speaker
Okay, fair. Fair. ah Yes and no. Fair. But I do want to comment on the audio. That was a great piece of social art. I don't know what a ever way better way to put that.
00:05:14
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It showed mob mentality. mean, it demonstrated mob mentality. It demonstrated the how information propagates fear over reason first. you know propagate Fear propagates faster than reason or rationale.
00:05:29
Speaker
But anyway, um so... There was a TV show like that was out years ago that I thought was kind of novel for ah TV show, war of the Worlds. I didn't know they did a series.
00:05:41
Speaker
They did. old one. What year was that? Early 90s, I think. You continue. I'll i'll Google. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, Tom Cruise.
00:05:55
Speaker
It was a rendition before the Tom Cruise one. I can't remember exactly who played in it. um It was recent, 2019. don't
00:06:08
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i don't even think I've seen the 2000. Which one's the 2019 one? That's the series. Oh, no. I'm thinking a different one. I didn't even know that was a thing. Okay. Okay, I digress.
00:06:19
Speaker
So, anyway, the newest one came out recently on Amazon Prime. The actual release date was 2025. It's science fiction. And it's War of the Worlds, and it stars Ice Cube.
00:06:34
Speaker
It's garbage. It is the worst fucking movie I've seen in so long. like it gets right now It's like 2.5 stars out of 5 on, or 2.3 stars out of 5 on Amazon.
00:06:48
Speaker
That's actually kind of decent, I guess, on an Amazon movie, but I think it's like a star. point five of the star um
00:06:59
Speaker
Whoever Ice Cube's agent is needs to be slapped. I'm sorry, Ice Cube, you played in such a movie with horrible writing. Um, plot holes out the wazoo.
00:07:10
Speaker
Um, oh, there's gonna be... You know what? I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna say this now for for or me raging. Them some real nasty perverts. Stay away from those boys.
00:07:23
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Yeah, there's a spoiler alert. So... One part of the... Ice Cube's character plays a security guy for the government. like He sits behind the computer and he looks at all the cameras and he does all this shit in split seconds.
00:07:41
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He's able to hack in like his daughter's phone and all the cameras around her check in on his kids. It's really ah helicopter parenting of him. ah He had lost his wife so he's like overprotective. Blah, blah, blah.
00:07:56
Speaker
So anyway, the aliens attack and he combats them from his terminal because he gets locked into the building. And this is where it gets really fucking stupid.
00:08:08
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So yeah we all know how our government works when it comes to military and intelligence hell shit. We probably all don't. It doesn't work the way the movie did it. Like from his terminal, he's directing the military on where to send assets to attack these, these, these aliens. Anyway, it's so convoluted.
00:08:29
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Now I've said before that I'm okay with them using cell phones and movies nowadays, sort of like a tool to add a, like another layer of reality to some movies, you know, you got somebody running around, got their cell phone or whatnot, or a tablet, you know, to splice into your basic movies.
00:08:48
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This movie was entirely cell phones and tablets and laptops and satellite. imagery, and it was horrible. It was so lazy. And not only that, you know who fucking paid for this movie? CNN, Fox News, Google, YouTube, Facebook.
00:09:04
Speaker
You know how I knew that? Because every fucking icon, social media icon that that movie used, it was all them. It a lazy put-together movie.
00:09:16
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The dialogue is horrible. the movie The movie moves at this weird pace that just...
00:09:23
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pisses you off. It will confuse you. It will make you ill if if you are somebody that ah is prone to epilepsy because of the way the camera angles and shit are, dude. It's nuts.
00:09:37
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like It's a horrible fucking movie. It's grrr. i watch More of a comedy? i want No, it's not. It's a comedy and the fact that it's funny they made it.
00:09:49
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Unintentional humor. Got it. yeah Oh my god. Anyway, that was my rage against fucking War the Machine. War of the Worlds.
'Happy Gilmore 2' Spoilers and Discussion
00:10:00
Speaker
You were talking about tools.
00:10:01
Speaker
Speaking of tools.
00:10:04
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Oh, let's get Glick up here. What's up, buddy? Speaking of tools. You shouldn't be so hard on, hey, big daddy, please. Happy be Friday, Glick.
00:10:18
Speaker
Happy Friday, guys. I want to see a good War of the Worlds movie. I think that's an awesome fucking story. Oh, 1988 series, maybe? That's it, yes. That sounds about right.
00:10:32
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Two seasons in 1988. 2019 series had three seasons. I'm going to have to check out the 2019 one. Well, well, well. um What else do we have?
00:10:43
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Mind your business, Rachel. Yeah.
00:10:47
Speaker
so So I'm sorry I'm late. i was I was helping a friend move. Blaze knows. I forgot what you're calling Like a month or over a month ago, he asked me if I could help him move this weekend. And I was like, yeah. And then he hit me up last night and I was like, fuck, bro. I forgot all about it. And I am so busy this weekend, but I will be there after work tomorrow.
00:11:07
Speaker
And I'm going to go tomorrow morning when I get up. I'm going to help him move for a couple hours. So. Trench was my number one spot in the chat. She's a beast.
00:11:21
Speaker
Sports coats are expensive. Oh, tomorrow I've got a bag pack for you, buddy. Oh, sweet. right Bong hits.
00:11:33
Speaker
Bong hits for this motherfucker tomorrow. Well, technically it's a two. In 100 minutes. sayly Technically it's a two, not a bong, but I'm going with the bong.
00:11:45
Speaker
Um, Before we roll into Gilmore talk, there is going to be spoilers. We're talking about Gilmore 1 and Happy Gilmore 2. We're going to have spoilers. The movie's been out for less than two weeks, so I don't give a fuck.
00:11:57
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But before we do it again... Barely a week. Barely a week. I don't care. when the last friday netflix you're not If you're not Netflixing it, I don't know what your life is. Them some real nasty perverts.
00:12:11
Speaker
Stay away from those boys. So if you don't want to hear any spoilers, go away. Stay away from us boys. Thank you, Tarantula. We're so happy that we're more important than your job.
00:12:22
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but he yeah Fuck responsibilities and bills. I'm going to watch these assholes. That's why we love you. I told them. I told them that already. I was like, I hit them up. was like, Tarantula me up. She's like, she called out of work tomorrow just so she can watch. yeah What did I call you guys?
00:12:41
Speaker
the The dueling duets of, wait, the dueling, the duet of dueling drunk dunces. That's what it is. I mean, I don't think this is going to problem at all for me.
00:12:54
Speaker
I've done the math. I've done the equation. Probably not. So, Walt, I think you were the most recent one that has watched the movie. the like Yeah, I watched Today. I watched it the other day.
00:13:08
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Mike watched it, i think, around the same time I did. So tell me, Glick, what did you think of it? I fucking loved it. I absolutely loved it, man. ah The cameos, some of the – I'm not a big golf fan, um but I do know some of the active golfers.
00:13:24
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um I've always loved John Daly. Getting to see these guys actually have a big role in this movie, Roy McIlroy, some of the other PGA guys was awesome. Long John Daly. Yeah.
00:13:38
Speaker
Yeah, I love Uncle Johnny, man. Fucking loved it. But all the other like Eminem and, you know, just just the amount of people and and Adam Sandler and true Adam Sandler fashion.
00:13:51
Speaker
He had his boys in the movie. all but All but fucking Presidente. i ah One a huge miss. I was surprised it didn't come back.
00:14:04
Speaker
The original caddy from the first of the homeless caddy. the ah The homeless caddy. No, he but you know what? That guy is kind of famous too now.
00:14:16
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but He's one of our Sandler's boys. Yeah, it's weird that he didn't make a game. Because he was in Little Niki also. Maybe scheduling conflict. Maybe, maybe i don't know.
00:14:29
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I don't know either. I thought i thought Bad Bunny was amazing in the movie. Travis Kelsey was cool in his short little part. Sue recognized Travis Kelsey. I didn't. I didn't realize who that was.
00:14:40
Speaker
yeah say How the hell do you know Travis Kelsey Well, he goes out with Taylor Swift. So what's that going to do with anything?
Reflecting on Original 'Happy Gilmore'
00:14:45
Speaker
That's that's Travis. That's Travis Swift. Jackass. yeah i'm sure yeah I was surprised she didn't recognize Eminem when he popped in. I caught that one.
00:14:55
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I caught that one. I knew he was going to be in it. Yeah. I heard that he was going to be in it. I didn't know what character it was going to be, but that was perfect. That was so perfect. before Before we get totally and into Happy Gilmore 2, because I know we're all excited, I do want to rewind back to Happy Gilmore 1, which came out what?
00:15:17
Speaker
That came out what? 1996. that his first movie? was that was that his first was that his first movie or was happening no no no Billy was his first Billy was before that.
00:15:27
Speaker
Okay. Then it was this one. Then it was Happy Gilmore. I can tell you. That sounds right.
00:15:41
Speaker
Billy Madison and then Happy Gilmore. Yeah. yeah So this this movie came out the year I graduated. This was definitely, like Michael had mentioned, a Gen X iconic movie.
00:15:56
Speaker
This one you had... This movie was highly quoted. Don't, you're wrong, bitch. Who didn't say that a million times in the 90s? What's wrong with you? Are you too good for your home? stuck my white ass ball. We're all getting frustrated in in in traffic instead of going to road rage. We're like, go to your happy place.
00:16:22
Speaker
you Yeah, go to your happy place. You was 13? yeah who was 13.
00:16:29
Speaker
i was was just the young I was 15, almost 16 when this movie came out. I was 18, 19. I was 98. Okay, so let's see, 96. I would have been graduated for four years by then.
00:16:48
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Yep.
00:16:50
Speaker
yeah Man. So, you know, be out of like being right heart of high school when this movie came out, you know we all fucking loved it in high school. Of course. I'm quoting it like crazy.
00:17:02
Speaker
A bunch of filth talk plus ridiculous, just the ridiculousness of that character in that sport. It was beautiful. That's a comparison I'd like to point out. The jokes, the raunchiness of the jokes, then compared to the second one.
'Happy Gilmore 2': Family Themes and Emotional Depth
00:17:21
Speaker
They were still there for the most Like you for breakfast.
00:17:26
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and and there was And there was a lot of throwbacks to the original movie. like A lot of comments were made in the movie that was a throw like when him and shooter met in the grit in the graveyard he was like you eat pieces of shit and then he was uh rhyming at him yeah yeah so i heard i heard somebody talking and i'm gonna do this but i heard somebody talking they said they watched the new one like three or four times now and every time they watch it they see new easter eggs quite
00:17:57
Speaker
like drops that they had from the original throwbacks, from the original Happy Gilmore. There's a lot in there. Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure. um One was in the graveyard when they were fighting. There were several throwbacks in there, but there was the... Every last person who died the first movie was in that graveyard.
00:18:15
Speaker
Well, you had the old lady from the nursing home. Mista Mista. Get me out of here! Mista Mista lady. That might have been my favorite of all the cameos.
00:18:27
Speaker
I forgot about that. It reminded me there was a lot of throwbacks. I really i don't know. I can't say enough good things about the movie. I was really nervous going into it. Not going to lie.
00:18:38
Speaker
So expectations. I um my expectations were so low for this. I was like, this movie came out 96. It's been almost fucking close to 25 years.
00:18:52
Speaker
Am I getting the math wrong? I was saying I thought it was 30 years apart. It's almost 30 years. It's like 29 years. Okay. so okay i was Wow. that's That's long as fuck for a sequel.
00:19:07
Speaker
And the fact that it... i that And that's why my expectations were so low. I was like, this is just a money grab. This is Adam Sandler. Gotta pay some bills. And the fans have been wanting this movie for fucking decades.
00:19:21
Speaker
Literally decades. but they have the same thing with And I was going into it thinking this is going to be complete garbage. But when Michael sent me a text saying, man, two minutes into it, I am fucking laughing out loud.
00:19:34
Speaker
I'm like, all right, okay, I got to watch this. And i was i was i was surprisingly pleasantly shocked how fucking good it was to the point where I think it landed better than the first one?
00:19:57
Speaker
It was definitely every bit as good. I mean, they're neck and neck. they were They're both great films in and of themselves. But I will say this much. When we covered this on the previews last month and the month before, we kind of touched on it two times.
00:20:10
Speaker
I was looking up some like um plot leaks and shit. None of the stuff that they talked about in those plot leaks were right, and I'm so glad. Because the movie I thought I was going to watch was A Passing of the Torch.
00:20:22
Speaker
The sun was going to be going through tournaments or something like that and Shooter McGavin's kid was there to fuck him up. And I love the way it wasn't like that at all because I wasn't looking forward to that movie, I'm not going to lie. Yeah, no, I didn't. Yeah, i'm I'm so glad because I was a little bit afraid of that myself. like Kind of like what they did with Creed.
00:20:41
Speaker
Because that you have the Creed movies and what was Creed 1 or 2 or whatever, he fought Drago's son.
00:20:51
Speaker
That's what Creed was. It was like a passing of the torch. And was like, I don't want to see that. I want to see Happy Gilmore doing Happy Gilmore shit. His sons were great, by the way. I fucking love them.
00:21:03
Speaker
One of those sons was a lookalike for a recently deceased Disney character. disney character Like a Disney cat. And it was like a sneaky little um homage to that kid. Yeah. Really? Intentionally because that kid, Austin, not Austin.
00:21:23
Speaker
yeah yeah that Yeah. He had been in a few Adam Sandler movies. So that kid and Adam Sandler were pretty close. So when he passed away, that's why they, yeah, that's why they did that as a little tribute type thing.
00:21:34
Speaker
Tell me it wasn't the kid from Big Daddy. No, that's ah that's Dylan and Cole Sprouse. It was, yeah. Ah, two, two, two, two. So what was the number one thing between one and two that you liked? Like what, what, what?
00:21:54
Speaker
They kept it about, kept. What touchback did you think touched the hardest? I think they kept it, they kept it family oriented. Like his whole, his whole goal, here the whole MacGuffin was, you know, like right his first one, in the first one, it was save his grandmother's house.
00:22:11
Speaker
The second one, it was to pay for his daughter's fucking ballet. and Yep, spoiler alert. ah But yeah, to pay for for her ballet. So he's still doing his thing for family.
00:22:27
Speaker
Yeah. I like one of the lines in the movie was, I i lost my grandma's house. Again. When he was feeling sorry for himself like in the early beginning and he was like drinking and shit. He was like, I lost my grandma's house.
00:22:41
Speaker
Again. There's but two things I really, really loved about this movie. The first thing, the opening was such a throwback. like It was the same basic opening in a totally different way.
00:22:55
Speaker
I did not see that shit coming. Cameron Boyce. Yeah. I did not see that coming after the funeral. I mean, the the first time it hit, the second time it hit every bit as hard, if not just a little bit harder.
00:23:08
Speaker
Because I did not see that coming. Considering the fact that we're telling spoilers, so Virginia, his wife, fucking dies at the very beginning. a way for What a way for her to go, too.
00:23:25
Speaker
is this is yeah This is what I was telling Blaze earlier. I was like, because I started watching this morning, and I'm up in the ceiling at work on a scissor lift, and I just got it on my phone while I'm working. was like,
00:23:39
Speaker
i was like I think so far I was about an hour into it. i was like, it's just as funny. maybe not quite you know Maybe not quite as funny as the first one, but the story in this one is so much better. like The storytelling was so much better. but Again, that comes with I think that comes with age because it's 30 years ago.
00:24:01
Speaker
ah you know It was his second movie. Adam Sandler was not as big of a star as he is now. So I think like that came with age and it showed maturity in the movie from the first one.
00:24:12
Speaker
It was first time to go more to this one. I think them them killing off his wife lent to that plot point. Because if you think about it, he had his shit together. was a you know He was a celebrity golfer and all that. It's like, how do you take a guy that's got everything and drag and bring him back down?
00:24:31
Speaker
Oh, kill his fucking wife. Two minutes into it. That's sitting him down into a fucking spiral of alcoholism, financial ruin, and his kid's still stuck by him no matter what, dude.
00:24:51
Speaker
That was awesome. I just want to say, man, his daughters could be fucking identical twins. So, wasn't the one and in in the AA meeting, wasn't that actually his real daughter in life?
00:25:03
Speaker
his yeah His daughter, I think, I thought both girls were She's the ballerina. Yeah. That's one of his daughters. That's Summer, I believe. Oh, okay. tony Is it Sunny and Summer?
00:25:14
Speaker
Either way, they're both in it. Okay. and is The other one's his AA buddy. Yeah, Sunny Sandler. That's his other daughter. and sadie sandler yes and his wife jackie also in it she was the counselor this movie is a good good testament to point out how adam sandler as an actor has gotten better you can look at look at happy gilmore too and it's his act he that character shines brighter because he's a more polished actor
00:25:51
Speaker
And I think that really shines through. actually adds, that's why I think it acts. What Mandy? In some essences or in some and some ways, it's better than the first. I think that's definitely. shit. ah So his his his wife was that was his daughter's teacher.
00:26:08
Speaker
Yeah. yeah Yeah. Oh, I said nice counselor. That's when met the dance instructor. Yeah, that's his Wow. Oh, that's his real wife? Yes. Yeah. Oh. His entire family was in the movie. He has no son.
00:26:22
Speaker
Two daughters. Wow. the In the first movie, unless it's ah urban legend, the old lady, he signs her breast, remember, in the first one? Yeah.
00:26:33
Speaker
That was Adam Sandler's grandmother. Nice. I do have the trivia open. wonder if that'll be in here.
00:26:42
Speaker
Wow, that's crazy. She's building us up some babysitter's club. i didn't I didn't realize that was his wife because when I seen her, I was like, dang God, she looks just like his daughter. That makes sense to me now.
00:26:56
Speaker
Because those girls look just like them. Sue told me, she goes, I think that's his real wife. i was like get out of here. She yeah, yeah, that's who he's really married to. That's one of the things like I'm not I love Adam Sandler.
00:27:07
Speaker
I thought he was great back in the day on Saturday Night Live. I'm not the biggest. I say that I'm not the biggest Adam Sandler fan of like his movies. But then there's I can let rattle off an entire list of movies that I love by him.
00:27:17
Speaker
But I think that's the one thing that I've always really loved about that guy is he has his circle and he keeps it tight with his circle. whether it would be family or the guys that are in his movies all the time.
00:27:28
Speaker
I think that's great. And I mean, he still does that comedy tour as a tribute to Farley because him and Farley were like brothers, man. They were thick as thieves. So I love that about Sandler, but he's fucking hilarious, man.
00:27:44
Speaker
but Okay. So I said my first favorite thing. That was the way the, the intro started. It was a total throwback intro. It was just like the first one after the funeral that jet dude, that, The first time I was rolling was the Suns tackling the one fucking golfer kid.
00:28:06
Speaker
that's the first time I was laughing out loud. But the second time, just as hard, if not louder, was when yeah Virginia Bennett bit the dust on Mother's Day. I thought that was hilarious. I've got that gallows humor like you, brother. I like that dark stuff. The other thing I really, really, really loved about the movie And again, gang, spoiler alert. I'm about to give away a huge plot point here.
00:28:28
Speaker
Seeing Shooter and Happy team up.
00:28:33
Speaker
I fucking love that twist. I did not see that coming. I love it. Chris McDonald was fucking amazing, dude. turned It almost turned it into a buddy comedy at that point. Yeah. when when When they were against each other, they played off each other so fucking well in the first one.
00:28:48
Speaker
They did the same thing, but even even as friends. I mean, dude, it was just it was really done well. I really liked the way it was done. Christopher McDonald is just hilarious to me. Everything that dude does. it I'm not gay, but I want to lay on top of him out of respect with how good he is at comedy. It seemed like when he did Happy Gilmore 2, he seemed like he was more excited to do the role, that he brought that excitement into it.
00:29:16
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Yeah. it was ah there's ah There's some behind the scenes footage. I don't know who was from when Adam Sandler and made the announcement that they were going to start filming it or whatever.
00:29:28
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But when he came and asked McDonald to come back as shooter, he brought him a gold jacket to put on. And he instantly went into shooter. but Like he went right into his character shooter when he got his gold jacket.
00:29:42
Speaker
But um little while. I just learned this the other day purely by... Accident and coincidence. and I don't know if you guys will know this or not. You'll probably make fun of me from the knowing this.
00:29:53
Speaker
Early on in Christopher McDaniel's career, want do you know what his early on first roles were? but What's that? He was Goose in Grease 2.
00:30:06
Speaker
What? He was one of the T-Birds. I never knew that. I was came across that purely by accident. yep Now that you say that, I do remember him being in there. The only man beef I remember from the second one was Carrie Always and dude, Adrian Smith.
00:30:25
Speaker
What a god. yeah who brought up You had brought up a comedic scene in Happy Gilmore 2. There was one that stood out to me.
00:30:37
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When he decides to say, fuck it, I'm to go play golf again. and He goes out and he ends up on another four-man team, three people that he has no idea who they are. they young They're young people, and they're playing golf for the first – or not the first time. They're just really young. They're Gen Zers.
00:30:55
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They're Gen Zers playing golf. And they're looking at this old guy like just – like Adam Sandler's And Happy Gilmore still dressed like Happy Gilmore. Adam Scherz, yeah. Sweats and bagginess, and he's got shades on. He's hiding his identity. and Nobody fucking gives a shit.
00:31:13
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And they're like, oh, look, he's going to try the Happy Gilmore. And you're thinking to yourself while you're watching it, you're like, but he is Happy
'Happy Gilmore 2': Iconic Scenes and Character Returns
00:31:21
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Gilmore. He's going to knock it the fuck out. have a feeling he going to At least 200, 300 yards. you know Maybe not not like four five.
00:31:32
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He's still rusty, but the subversion. Nope. Right laying it on his fucking face. Well, right before right before he did it, the the the one the one guy, the the black comedian, I can't think of his name. He was like, my dad does this or my what if my uncle does this. And it made me laugh.
00:31:49
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I don't know why. It was just like it was just a throwaway line, and it just made me laugh out loud. Nobody tries to this every time. Every time, he's swinging a
00:32:03
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miss. I liked how they were all talking shit, like, oh, great, I've got to deal with some some generic asshole on our foursome, you know? Like, we're going have to wait on him all day, like they're these titanic golfers.
00:32:14
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And then they all get up, and they were eating shit every last one of them. Shit. But they were excited for it. they were they were Yeah, yeah. They were only how shitty they were. So there was there was a time I visited ah relatives in Virginia. And my my half-uncle, he is he's a year younger than I am.
00:32:31
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He's an avid golfer at the time. And I wasn't. then Never, never. But I drove the golf cart for him. And I did it drinking.
00:32:42
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Now, of course what I didn't do... Was jump that bitch. Was blow it up. Blow it up. but Go get DUI.
00:32:55
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yeah Yeah. That was, I've only ever been golfing one time in my entire life. I used a five iron in the entire time. That was meant for a right-handed golfer. I had no idea what I was doing.
00:33:06
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And by the fifth hole, I was like, fuck it. I'm just going to drink and then I'm going to drive the golf court around. And I'll hit the golf ball, but I have no idea what I'm doing. All I did was get drunk and get sunburned.
00:33:17
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But I had fun. The most fun thing about golfing with a golf cart is you undo the strap on your buddy's golf clubs while they're paying not paying attention and putting. And then they drive away and the clubs fall off the back of the fucking thing.
00:33:29
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It's funny 100% of the time. i love golf Mini golf is actually really, really fun. Yeah, I love going mini golf. But without a cart, that's too much walking. no Now, what i want to point out ah want to point out want tom point outed I want to point out a couple elements of the both movies. In the first one, you have this wannabe hockey player that has a fucking anger management issue that breaks in the golf with some some novel approach to driving the ball yards and yards yards. Compared to the second movie, which, by the way,
00:34:12
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The way he fucks with the maxi golf guy in the beginning. yeah but but but Anyway. Can you turn the cameras off for 90 seconds, please? For those who haven't seen it, what maxi golf is, imagine somebody taking a boring sport, say golf, and turning it into an extreme sport.
00:34:34
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So you have all these old retired or coming out or coming out of retirement golfers. Being like, okay, let's play these young people in a sport that they just invented.
00:34:45
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I thought that was silly in itself. However, not as silly as the the back surgery. yeah y'all If of y'all want to explain that to me. So he can drive the ball 500 yards because there's a shoe up his ass?
00:35:03
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i Well, there's that too. It's just before or after the shoe was up his ass. Forget the shoe! I love Shooter, man. I fucking love Shooter in this movie. I loved him in the first movie.
00:35:18
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I know we weren't supposed to like him, but I fucking loved him in the first movie and I He played the part of a crazy person because somebody sent him to a loony bitch so fucking way.
00:35:31
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I fucking loved it. Yeah, so so they so they snipped ah what was it? the It was in the hips, not in the back. It was in the hip. it like but One of the spinal cords down by your hip. It lets you overextend that way.
00:35:47
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Yeah, so you can really go Some kind of muscle thing or whatever in their hips. Yeah. It reminded me of that movie where that one young kid became a professional pitcher because his fucking arm was like extra muscle or something. Did he funky butt loving?
00:36:03
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yeah That movie was, oh my God, I love that movie. that interesting sure but no which He's a Cubs pitcher. Rookie of the year. Rookie of the year. Rookie of year. Thank you. That's it. Rookie of the year.
00:36:20
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Yep. It was the same sort of and it was the same sort of ah premise. Yeah, he'd break his arm or something in the beginning, and then when it healed or whatever, he was able to... Something like that.
00:36:33
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I love when... His tendon atrophied, because he was holding his arm just stayed up like that all the time. Yeah. But Shooter was explaining that that whole that whole surgery to Happy, and he was like, how do you do it Happy?
00:36:47
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Pure rage. And just... It says, how hard swing how did how did you do it? Did you ever in your life get a shoe up your ass? So they brought back just about everybody they could except for a few because they were some of have passed on Bob Archer. Yeah, some of um I forgot the black gentleman. They still got posthumous love, though.
00:37:13
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Yes, they did. and that's I wanted to explore that and how and how they did it. Like the dude, the nail head guy. His son? great late Richard Keel. Yes, the dude, they the guy playing, was that really his son? No, I looked it up, and that's why I can tell you for sure. okay I knew one of you guys. Oh my god, Richard Keel had son.
00:37:35
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I knew of you guys would have looked for tonight because i was I was curious about the same thing because I was like, Jesus Christ, this is freakish how much he, and it could have been makeup. I mean, it could have been done in prosthetics and makeup, but nonetheless, it was like, god,
00:37:50
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it is um Freakish the way he looks just like him, man. i like I love how how he explained how his dad died. but Before he did that, he was like... he He had the nail removed, but he missed it, so he had it back in.
00:38:04
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So how did he die? ah he rolled over in his sleep. That made me laugh, too. And then he stopped it right there. I love the throwaway joke. So just throw it in there just because that made me laugh way too hard. ah like um Mind you guys, I'm watching this movie like 30, 40 feet in the air on a scissor lift.
00:38:24
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not part every And every time I laugh, the scissor lift goes like this. And I'm like, I'm great. I'm great. I'm great. You know what it is? Up on track. We'll grip it. What's up, motherfuckers? What's up, Chris?
00:38:39
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what up motherfucker but's up chris yeah I Eminem scene. i said it at the beginning i love the i love the entire eminem scene I love that entire fucking scene when the alligators was eating it. He's like, Detroit, punch! It took me a moment.
00:38:58
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It took me a quick moment to realize who that was. And when I did, oh my god. I was like, wait, that's fucking National Matters. I heard his voice I heard his voice and i was like,
00:39:13
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No fucking way. my walk out and my I had to look down at my phone and I was like, son of a bitch. But did you guys catch when he was getting eaten by the alligators? He was dropping lyrics from his songs when he was fighting them.
00:39:24
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think heard a monster spaghetti in there. Yeah, like when the boys when the boys first jumped in and stuff, he dropped a couple of lyrics. But then when the alligators were eating him, he was saying a couple of his song lines. And that just made me laugh, too, because that dude's made fun of himself his entire fucking career.
00:39:45
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Oh, no. Tarantula, you got to watch. It's hilarious. It's an awesome. oh even if a sa Even the fact we're dropping spoilers, it's... it does it's so we're We're not doing it justice. Yeah. feel like this The first movie was like... The first movie, I think, clocked in like an hour and a half.
00:40:05
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This one clocked in a little over two hours. There were so many fucking cameos. I didn't think it was that long. Hold on second. I want to see that. I didn't think it was that long, dude. It was so great, I didn't realize how long it was.
00:40:17
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I'm going to watch it again. What's up, buddha? Absolutely. Glad to hear it. We're not done. Did you guys have anything you didn't like about it, like comparatively from the first to the second? Oh, I was i was just going to ask. I was just going to ask you the same thing. Go ahead, man.
00:40:34
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Go ahead. You you go ahead. I didn't like, and it's not like it was a major plot point in the movie, but I wanted to see the the V caddy. Not the old Hurley-He boy or whatever else the fuck that kid is.
00:40:48
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Like the little guy. He was way too important for too long in the movie, I thought. About Blondie? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Blondie. I wasn't... He was the least interesting thing in the entire movie to me.
00:41:04
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That was a missed opportunity. They brought him in. he thought it was going to be a great ending to his character. And it just... Yeah.
00:41:14
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Just didn't pay out, I would think. Not for me, anyway. I don't i don't even remember what they did with him. Exactly. He was totally unmemorable. He kept like snidely commenting as he walked away, shit like that.
00:41:25
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like yeah He was... He was... he was back of his craw for the last thirty years Well, he was yeah, he was he was i mean he he was kind of big at that once once Happy entered the tournament because they even had the scene where he he was strangling his caddy and he had him on the ground and Happy was like, now you get it.
00:41:48
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but When Oscar and Happy beat him and his caddy up, I was dying. Dude, I was wrong rolling. I was laughing my ass off. The Oscar character. That was who? Big Baby or Babyface something like that? Some kind of a rapper? Bad Bunny. He's a Puerto Rican rapper.
00:42:06
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And wrestler.
00:42:11
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Right. what was What was your worst? What was Glick? Man, I may have to watch it again because I didn't really have anything that I didn't like in the movie because I'm telling you what, I went into it and I thought it was going to be a cash grab, but I also kind of I thought the same thing about, i don't want to change subject, but I thought the same thing about Maverick because we waited almost 40 years or it was over 40 years for a sequel to Top Gun.
00:42:37
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And I was like, this is going to be ass. But they did a great job on Maverick. I love Maverick. But I don't think I really have anything that, and I guess, I don't know why we have to keep putting Stiller in movies.
00:42:51
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Why we have to keep putting him in movies? Okay. Let's talk about Hell. Let's talk about... We can talk about Hell-El real quick. We can talk about Hell-El, but one second.
00:43:05
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My worst part of the movie, i'm gonna in and I'm going to go back to to to the back thing. the the The waist, the hip, the whole... It just... It was... That...
00:43:19
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That movie was always based in reality. Okay. Except for the way he drove the ball. I don't know if somebody could actually do that or not.
Critiquing 'Happy Gilmore 2' Plot and Cameos
00:43:29
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Maybe that's not based in reality. So maybe I'm overthinking that part of the second one. But that one was a bit too much for me.
00:43:37
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I'm not mad at it, but I think it was something else. i gotta somebody who younger Maybe somebody younger that perfected it better better than him. and was probably you know e A younger guy that noticed Happy Gilmore when he was first doing his thing and he emulated it or you know practiced so so much that he was that much better. I think that would have been a better and a storyline, but for some reason, Happy Gilmore down the you know
00:44:08
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sizzled down the rabbit hole of of shiri because his wife died. And then for some reason, the dude went all fucking crazy and hated Happy Gilmore Revenge. But anyway, that's a whole different fucking side story.
00:44:25
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At first, when they very first brought it up, I was like, what what's happening here? But as a as as once it was, I was like, okay, I can dig it. I'm not mad at it.
00:44:35
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I'm not mad at it. It it's just added that fun little unnecessary twist, which is what Adam Sandler does is in his movies. yeah There's always an unnecessary little goofy-ass twist in his movies.
00:44:48
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Like the principal in Billy Madison that was a luchador wrestler. That made no sense. That was a funny thing. um But it worked, because it turned out to be a really funny character.
00:45:00
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The insane Bob. ah You had brought up a cameo. prior to me giving my worst oh yes
00:45:10
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oh yeah steve reggi fuck yes yeah love weirdly i mean he's just the weird weirdest cameos ever man steve buscemi shines no matter where you put him interesting or funny but i loved it it was my don i don't i don't don't know i don't know if he's a better a-lister actor or a better b-lister actor Because he could do it all.
00:45:37
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Yeah, I love him. And and no matter what it's what he's in, I love Buscemi. When him and John Daly got into the fight, when they were watching, I was dying. Again, not a big golf fan. I know who golfers are. i do watch golf. I dabble in a little bit of golf. You know what I mean?
00:45:53
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I love this young this young crew of golfers, like i said, Roy McIlroy. um You know, some of these guys. I do enjoy them. But John Daly is is a classic.
00:46:05
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He's a guy that I've got to see play in person, and the dude is literally on the golf course, drinking a beer, smoking a cigarette, and golfing. I've seen him at the Jack Nicklaus Memorial Tour here every year in and Dublin.
00:46:19
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Speaking of Nicklaus, how can you believe the Golden Bear was in that? I know. When I saw him, I was like, get the fuck out of here. Who's the Golden Bear? thought he was dead. Jack Nicklaus the Golden Bear.
00:46:31
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Oh. Oh. they buck oh i I'm not a golfer. like I recognize a name, but I don't recognize golfer. Now, but you did say Michael. Did you you say michael just say Michael?
00:46:46
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McIlroy. Rory McIlroy. He's Scottish or Irish. I can't remember. and He's a monster. He's a monster in the PGA's. Okay. i was thinking of another cameo.
00:46:59
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Fuzzy Zeller was back. Yeah, they brought a lot of people back. So the cool thing about Jack, Jack Nichols is in ohio he's ah he's an Ohio guy. He's born and he born in raised in Columbus, Ohio. The Ohio State University. that's why they do the That's why they do the memorial. I don't know what that has to do with anything, but whatever. He golfed there for college.
00:47:19
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Weird flex from an Ohio guy, whatever. oh they do They do the memorial tournament in Dublin every year. And I got the opportunity to go several years ago. Tiger was there. John john Daly was there. of course, Jack was there, you know.
00:47:33
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it's his It's his thing. It's not a memorial if he's still alive. No, that it's because they do it on Memorial Day weekend. oh Or something like that. something something like that yeah but it's and That golf course is beautiful. and i don't know anything about golf, but I got invited and it was a free ticket. I'm like, fuck it, let's go.
00:47:49
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Because I've always been a John Daly fan. what Dude was just living his best life while he golfed. and he had a great And he had a great tournament. He he done yeah they retired from golf and then started designing golf courses all over the country. We're talking way too much golf. We're talking way too much golf. Henry Goodenmore had a lot of golfers in this movie.
00:48:12
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I know. But you know who else they had? art but you know who But you know who else who else was in that movie? Nick Swarton.
00:48:22
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Very small, very quick. But still. yeah So was Rob Schneider. Rob Schneider was in there very quick, too. Very quick. You almost miss them both.
00:48:33
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And do you know how much Rob Schneider got paid to do that cameo? Probably. but Probably too much. $5,000? $5,000? Million. million five no way sandlers i always said happy omar said sandler said in an interview he loves rob schneider rob schneider was there in the beginning huge supporter and i don't care how blacklisted he is in this fucking business he's always going to have a movie a part in out every one of my movies if he wants it he said i wanted him to do that cameo and i i wanted to give him five million dollars to do it it was right in an interview he gave him five million dollars to do that what like 35 second cameo if that
00:49:11
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It was shorter than that, dude. It was just one line. But it was delivered so fucking well. it was shortest it was shorter than that dude and it was just one line
00:49:22
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but it was it was it was delivered so fucking well
00:49:28
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It's his line. Nobody can deliver like he can. And he comes out of nowhere. You're like, oh, shit, Rob Schneider. i saw the little trike, and then as if they panned up, i was like, ooh, is it the same one? Is it the same one?
00:49:40
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Holy shit.
00:49:45
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Lavelle Crawford as Trubbs' son. Oh, shit. yeah Who was the cameo? God fucking, what the hell is his name? John Lovett?
00:49:58
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Oh, yeah, John Lovett. I was so shocked to see him. I thought he was done, done, done with the screaming. Damn you, Happy Gilmore. Yeah, I thought he was so done with making movies. When I saw him, I was like, but like I've always found him hilarious.
00:50:15
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He was in another fucking movie that revolved around golf.
00:50:21
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that nope that was a tell of it That was a celebrity golf television show. Some like extreme mini golf or mini putt putt or some shit. That's right.
00:50:31
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And he was at one of the comed comedic relief and he was pretty funny on it because that dude's a golfer. and And you know what I know? I do know this about golf.
00:50:43
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It's not, they don't go play, they don't go golfing. It's not called golfing. If you say golfing, like it it makes people who play golf like really irritated. When I found that out, I keep saying golfing.
00:50:55
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So if you're watching this and you're looking, veins popping, have fun playing golfing. Anyway. but but I know you think it's such a stupid sport.
00:51:08
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I know you don't like the real golf stuff, but i'm going to I'm going to make the nod because I thought it was super cool they brought in Long John Daly for this particular cameo role. know but He's the original long drive guy.
00:51:21
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Yeah, not not not not only. Yeah, he really is for being was the first guy on the tour who hit 400 yards. Just just for being just an a and like I said, dude was a party animal. He had no folks like he's the original happy. You like he's a real life happy Gilmore kind of. He smokes and he would drink and smoke on the course.
00:51:39
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That was a huge, that was like a no-no in the PGA. Like, you gotta be straight late. Dude, he dressed like a lunatic. He would have the like the like the craziest colored pants on and a loud-ass Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses. Like, like he was a real-life Happy Gilmore.
00:51:56
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And I like to, because his whole thing was like the overextension. And they made that kind of part of the story with the hip things or whatever. So you can totally overextend. I thought that was interesting It's all in the hips. Yeah. It's all in the hips. But I thought it was a perfect blend of nostalgia and new stuff.
00:52:11
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The way they were they showed little clips of the original movie and stuff. I just, i don't know, man. It was just a... ah if not perfect, a damn near perfect blend. yeah Nostalgia plus new.
00:52:22
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some you know and and And again, you know you had real life PG. And and and golf has always been a sport that's been known to be stuffy and boring. And the players are stuffy and boring.
00:52:34
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Vanilla. yeah Yeah, to see real life PGA members in this movie making fun of themselves. And making fun at their own expense.
00:52:46
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That's who Bad Bunny is. He was playing Caddy. The guy who was so fucking hilarious. And the guy who played his brother. oh good I love this job.
00:52:58
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I love this job. I love my life. but you have just I think that guy is an active cast member on Saturday night who played his brother or cousin or whatever.
00:53:08
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Oh, no shit. The Maxi League golfers, shout out for like, quote unquote, straight up cameos, just very small roles. reggie po ah reggie bush Reggie Bush, former NFL player, former Heisman Trophy winner, was eight ball.
00:53:26
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Becky Lynch, she's a female wrestler in WWE right now. She was in that. she She played Flex, which also Medusa, which goes back to way back in the day. You might know that name, Michael.
00:53:39
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Medusa, she was one of the... One of her most infamous things that she did, she was she was the women's WWE champion. And she left WWE and went to WCW while she was the champion.
00:53:52
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And ah live on WCW, Monday night or Thursday night show, she threw the WWE w Women's Championship in the trash. who was the Who was the actor who played Chubb's son?
00:54:04
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That's Lavelle Crawford. Lavelle Crawford. What did you think about that? I i love loved it. I thought he was outstanding. I thought, yes. But I didn't like the prop setup. It just didn't do it for me. It didn't look right. Yeah, didn't like that. literally looked like he was holding it under his collar.
00:54:25
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At least Carl Weathers, when he did it, it it It seemed like it was balanced. Yeah, it was a little bit balanced. Did you watch the old one recently? Because I know it didn't.
00:54:37
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No, it wasn't as bad. It wasn't as bad as in the second one, though. It looks like he was just swinging that bitch around. Yeah. but no i like I like the Post Malone cameo. That was awesome. yes. Oh, man. Yeah.
00:54:54
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Guy Fieri was an awesome cameo. He popped up at the end. And of course, like I said, the best cameo in the entire movie. And I'm talking, when I say cameo, I'm talking like very short, just a few lines just popping in.
00:55:07
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Eminem, I'm sorry, but Eminem is little, that one scene just stole it, just stole it for me. I was not expecting to see him aged up like that. yeah main It was like in um Tropic Thunder.
00:55:21
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When I realized I was Tom Cruise, I was like, holy shit, I don't hate Tom Cruise suddenly. yeah but Tom Cruise was in there? No, no, no, Tropic Thunder. oh Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And another one um in the in the Penguin series. Dude, that is unbelievable that that's Colin Farrell. How is that Colin Farrell?
00:55:38
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But that's what's cool about it. They keep telling me it's Colin Farrell, and I don't believe it. There are plenty of ugly actors. Why do I got to make handsome actors ugly? Come on. As far as cameos go, I'm sorry. In this movie, and ah and he dude he was spot on for that character.
00:55:57
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Spot on his son and as his son. like Just nailed it. You jackass! I do...
00:56:12
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but When I heard that, i knew what was coming. I knew what was coming. I was like, oh my God, no way. He did it. He did it. said He said it. He said it. That was a big part in the original Happy Gilmore. That guy it was fucking everywhere.
00:56:28
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i want to I want to take a break. I need i need another drink. and I need to use the restroom. but I have a question for y'all, too. I want you to ponder. Don't answer yet. an Audience, if you're still If you're still with us, you ponder this.
00:56:44
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Would you like to see sequel of Billy Madison? Now, when we come back, i want to explore Adam Sandler in and some of his other movies.
00:56:55
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Because I think he has an interesting career. on that note, let's listen to some... You know what? I know... No, conditioner is better. I was gonna... Which one of these... one Oh, no.
00:57:11
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where but ah Three minutes. Watch you burn by fucking Southern Outlaw Man. There we go. All of
00:57:26
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your cows.
00:57:42
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up a crowd, try to have fun. Now the Vegas lights, they won't lose their glow. The fan will play. on with the show.
00:57:54
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You're gonna get your turn. Yeah, you're gonna get your turn. John, you're gonna get your turn. Devil gonna watch you burn.
00:58:15
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I was a dancer I didn't see I had friends in your company I could snap my face I could flip a switch Make that last bullet burn You tired of a bitch?
00:58:32
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You're gonna get your turn Yeah, you're gonna get your turn John, you're gonna get your turn
00:58:52
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Do the evil ones know who you are? Think of you, don't you go too far. Just know this.
00:59:23
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Let it give you pause, or you melt your bombs. Won't trigger a sin of God. You're gonna get your turn. Yeah, you're gonna get your turn.
00:59:40
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The devil's gonna watch the world.
01:00:24
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I'm not sure what you just sent me, but I'll check it out later. ah It's just a TikTok video. It's Eminem, and it's like me and the club when when the rest of the group leaves me, and he's like, this is what I do.
01:00:37
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There's only four of you from the movie. Oh.
01:00:44
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Okay, before before we all before before we go on with our answers, um I want to give i want to go through the network stuff real quick. But first, I want to say, oh, wait, do I have this? I don't have that media over here.
01:00:59
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01:01:17
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um'm I'm calling them the duet of the dueling drunk dunces, that they're going to drink 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes, correct? 100 shot club. Yes, 100 shot club.
01:01:31
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yes and shock I think that's it right there. Come check us out. Sunday, are you guys doing a football show? After Saturday night, we probably not. But we do, if not this Sunday, I'm going to reach out to the guys.
01:01:50
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Probably not this Sunday, but next Sunday we're going to roll back into the football show. Unnecessary Runness will be back because preseason kicks off next week, boys. Cool. I just had conversation today about fantasy football.
01:02:02
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I will not be drinking tomorrow because I have to fucking drive back to be at work at 1 o'clock on Sunday. So moving on with that, I believe i definitely will.
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I know Monday, i think Monday? ah
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Wally said he has a guest this week. I can't remember if it was Monday or Thursday. So tune in for that. but you got anything to say for us? As of right now, no.
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Well, I mean, i don't have a guess. I might do something. Okay. But as of right now, I don't have a guess. Okay.
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So if you guys have any ideas, feel free to let me know. I'll reach out to you later. And that note, Wednesday, of course, is Wildcard Wednesday.
01:02:53
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We don't even know what the fuck Wildcard Wednesday is going to be yet because it's that spontaneous. Sometimes it's not. It's wild card. Sometimes we have some plans. Sometimes it plans us.
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so But if you guys have any suggestions, please drop them down in the chart in in the chat. I would like to talk serial killers one night. i mean Dude, I'm in. Much like the paranormal. True crime serial killers right up my alley, bro. i mean like hot Serial killers?
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Yeah, serial killers, true crime. I'm in. I wrote my senior thesis on the motives of murderers. No shit. Nice. I'm liking the sound already. Okay, coming soon to a wild card Wednesday near you.
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Serial killers. Because they're awesome. We love it. We need more serial killers. Couldn't agree more. um I'm not sure exactly what Friday we're doing on the show next Friday, but I'll figure it out eventually.
01:03:56
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I've got to look at the calendar. I can't remember there's four Fridays or five Fridays in this month. Honestly, for the like the first part of this day, I thought it turned into September, not August. First, eighth, 15th, 22nd, 29th, five.
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o Ooh, know what we're doing next. Short movie night. Woo, doggie. Definitely bring your definitely ring your popcorn.
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And bring your weed and your beer or whatever you want to fucking drink. Your soda. um drink and I'm drinking liquid death now, guys. And we're not sponsored, though. Not yet. Not yet.
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Right now. Yeah. So, tell me Glick. Glick, our special co-host. Thank you you again for joining us tonight. Thank you having me.
01:04:50
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Yeah. So, Billy Madison... Go ahead. i was going to say, sometimes big celebrities, they come down to gen pop and visit you. Okay. So moving on. so So Michael, Michael, we're going to
Debating Sequels for Adam Sandler Classics
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skip Blick for that. We'll get back to him in a moment. His ego his ego needs to deflate a moment before blows a lot of hot air all over me. Michael, Billy Madison sequel, yay or nay, sir?
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That's a movie I don't need. Okay. Why? Why? and I'm not going lie. Unpopular opinion. Get ready to roast me, gang. I did not like the first one.
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Fair. ah It was okay. Not great. he was i can see i can see how people wouldn't like it. It was extra, extra immature. Yeah. and yeah I feel that.
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ah feel I've watched it since I watched it since in my 20s. It was parts. I'm just like, ah
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the The best part of the entire movie is the very, very end. And it's only because the guy who plays the antagonist, he's such a great prick. Bradley something is his name. Yes. and He's so funny.
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He was great at Down in the Woods. 0.0. Glick. We all dumber now for hearing listening to Glick, sir. Billy Madison sequel. Yay or nay?
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I got to agree with Michael on the no part. But I... yeah but For an opposite reason. ah Billy Madison. It was stupid. It was dumb. It was fucking hilarious.
01:06:26
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Again, another Adam Sandler movie with so many quotable lines. Like, we could sit here and drop quotes from that movie all night long and laugh our asses off at it. He called the shit poop.
01:06:37
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That was the best line in the whole movie. He called the shit poop. Yeah, the poop. That and when they're playing dodgeball.
01:06:48
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Now you're all going to get it. Doyle. who But no, i no i just I think that was a great one and done movie. It doesn't need a sequel. We don't need to revisit it. was it was yeah just leave Just leave it alone.
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um Let it be. Let it simmer, as we like to say. Let it simmer. why I am actually in a hundred... What's that? what em i let it similar Let it simmer until it's gone from our memory completely. Just leave it on the burner.
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Eventually it simmers all the way down to nothing.
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You know, always forget to put up our logo in the corner. What are looking at, Swan? I am 100% in agreeance with you guys. while we're at it, remember, BioLink dot shit and backslash nonsensical network. Y'all read it. Don't listen to Blaze. Just read it on the screen. Just read it. it flash nonsens Oh yeah. That's right. There's audio. There's audio. There's audio. Listen.
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Bio dot link backslash nonsensical network. No wonder we're not getting any followers. I'll articulate. The edibles kick in. My articulation goes fuck off.
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So I am in 100% agreeance with both of you. I don't think that movie should ah have a sequel for my reason is Norm Macdonald died.
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And it just wouldn't be the same without him. ah Well, Farley died too. And Farley had a big role in that movie as well. that That's a good point. um And who was the other one?
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um Artie Lane? Artie Lang's not dead. Artie Lang is never going to die. No, I just think that he... that Was that Artie Lang? Is that what I'm thinking of? I think it was. Hold on second. I'm going to check out the cast. McDonald and Artie Lang and Chris Farley were all in Dirty Work.
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That's right. That was a good one. That was a great movie. I've never seen so many dead hookers in my life. That's the Saigon whore what bit off my nose.
01:09:02
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Oh, man. Now I'm going to have to watch that movie. Infinitely better than Billy Madison. I agree. I actually agree with that. But I think that movie would be, I think Billy Madison 2 couldn't be pulled off because there isn't Norm Macdonald. At least I didn't even think about Chris Farley.
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But you're right. Yeah. I mean, Farley had a pretty big role, but he was a pretty big character in that movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, anyway, it's good. That was just curious.
01:09:34
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And yeah, I guess. And you know, i thought that was going to be the consensus. All right. I'm going to be the one to say it. I don't remember Chris Farley and Billy Madison. Who was he? He was, he was the bus driver.
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Yeah.
01:09:47
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Vicky Fawn that's one fine piece his ass he was the bus driver okay yeah I wouldn't go so far as to say he had a big big role in that movie you had to remember outside of him just being the bus driver he showed up in multiple scenes I think there was a scene at at Billy's house.
01:10:10
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and One of the times they were partying, he was there. Like, Barley was probably was in the movie for a minute. He was in the movie for a good minute. Plus, man, yeah, no, i just just leave it alone.
01:10:21
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It was a good one-and-done movie. we don't need to We don't need to go back. I mean, how how would you make a sequel to that movie? you know he she did what billy had to do You know who wasn't and and and in Happy Gilmore that should i think i feel now should have made a cameo at least one, at least on the behalf of fucking Farley, fucking David Spade.
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ah
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But I don't think Spade was in the first one, was he? Neither was fucking Eminem. That wasn't my point. but you did't know but yeah nothing They did a really good job of bringing back a lot of returning characters.
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and then The characters that died in the original, much like the big tall guy, the big Frankenstein guy, they did a really good job of you know put in still making them a part of the movie, whether be their sons or you know whatever the case may be.
01:11:17
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Welcome back, Trance. Yeah, like you said. Leave Eminem alone. He fucking killed it. He stole the whole show. Leave him alone.
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I'll be taking a video later when I crawl under my blanket. Just as a friendly reminder. Just as a friendly reminder. Them some real nasty perverts.
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Stay away from those boys.
01:11:48
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right, I've got one for you, Blaze. Yeah. I love that sound. Since you asked about Billy Madison, how about Little Nicky? We're visiting other ah they Adam Sandler properties. Would you want to see a sequel to Little Nicky?
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I want to comment what Glick just said. So freesounds.org. Bunch of free sounds. That's where I get a lot of my shit. i think i just want i just I just want to know if you can incorporate that sound on a different video clip for Saturday nights for me because that would be awesome.
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ah You want the spoiler No, not spoiler alert. Something to do with Saturday nights. i'd be I mean, don't rush yourself and don't like, but that would be awesome if we could add that to our repertoire on Saturday nights.
01:12:29
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Yeah, i canload it to it i can I can upload it to the background. Okay, anyway, Little Nicky. so come like I didn't get into the first one, so your what was your question? A sequel?
01:12:44
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Yes. I think they are doing a sequel. Oh, no. i think I did hear rumors of when I could be completely wrong. I could be 100% and i hope i am Because absolutely not.
01:12:58
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And I say that because i didn't like the first one. that is the one and That is one Adam Sandler movie. When it got to that one, I was like, yeah, can't do There are no current plans for Little Nicky, too.
01:13:13
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Oh, good. Yeah, good. At the old Google A box. ah you know No, no, no. um i'm i'm ah i'm a little I'm on the fence with this one. I thought the movie was great. This is one of those random Adam Sandler movies that I know a lot of people don't like, but it was just so dumb.
01:13:30
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And it just made me laugh. Way too hard. Kind of like Hubie Halloween. Don't judge me. It's on Netflix. Just watch it. It's a throwback. and It's just like Hubie Halloween or Steve Ridley.
01:13:43
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It was absolute garbage. I would like to see i would like to see big Granddaddy. I was just going to be my next question. What about Big Daddy? Because I think that would be a great movie as far as Adam Sandler movie goes.
01:13:56
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That's one of those movies that you could actually do a follow-up on, much like Happy Gilmore. And a where are they now type situation, like what happened. like I would love to see little Big Daddy. Because that's one of my favorite Adam Sandler movies.
01:14:08
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I quote that movie way too much in daily life at 43 years old. i think I think that one, and it's one, excuse me, one I haven't seen for a while and I would have to watch it again. There's only a few parts that stand out to me.
01:14:22
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i think I think you're right. It's very doable to do a sequel and see kind of where where they're at. and i want i want the I want the grandkid to be sort of like Dennis the Menace kind of character. What's Scuba Steve doing these days? Or Frankenstein? What's Frankenstein doing these days? And he can even bring back Rob Schneider for another five mil for him. It's being Bob Anonymous. You can have the easy ones. That's such a great movie. That's what it was about.
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ah
01:14:58
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that's such a great movie what was What's your five-year plan? Not dying? specific with a still the Old balls. Old wrinkly balls. I love that goddamn movie. That's one of my favorite Adam Sandler movies. Like I said, I still quote it to this day.
01:15:19
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forty Almost 44 years old. I can squeeze in a, I wipe my own ass in the most inappropriate time. We say that in my house weekly. Yeah, right.
01:15:33
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Oh, man. I think my favorite part of that one was when he was chucking the sticks of the rollerbladers. I love watching people fall down. I can't help it. I love watching people fall.
01:15:44
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Failarmy.com, just like okay
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saying. This is a good rabbit hole to go down as far as Adam Sandler goes. Sequel or not? Some of these you just can't do. you just can't do like You're not going to do a Waterboy sequel. Oh.
01:16:01
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my you Actually, you know what? I would love to see what Vicky Valancourt's and Bobby Boucher's kid looks like. Bobby Boucher would be a football coach.
01:16:14
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Yeah. Could he? Oh. Hey, so I mean, so basically doctor went but what his kid but but but but but of them if the quarterback keeps the ball, then I go out to the quarterback. If the quarterback, he hands the ball off, and I go out to that person.
01:16:29
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but but But if he drops back and he goes to the ball, I just try to get – and my next point, kids, don't do crack. yeah yeah um I don't know. I mean i would assume I should have worn my Bobby Boucher jersey tonight.
01:16:43
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I would assume that after that long, a though he would still probably have his stutter and his look. He'd be a little bit more intelligent.
01:16:53
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Just a little bit. enough Enough to be it be a coach of something. i don't know. coach Coach of all the water boys or some shit. don't Maybe part of the sports program and in a college university.
01:17:10
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Something besides actual water boy. Maybe SWC LSU just really needs a linebacker like a mofo and he has to use his fifth year of eligibility or something.
01:17:26
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Or he works at a water treatment facility. as a quality tester hack ah qualityy high quality I don't even know what the premise would be for Waterboy 2 that's a tough one yeah i don't know yeah like I said I don't think I could um um I'm actually scrolling through his movies right now and I'm just like yeah none of them are really like The Wedding Singer how you gonna how would you do it and I love The Wedding Singer but how going to a sequel to that because he got his happy ending
01:18:00
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Well, you happy ending in Happy Gilmore. Divorce Party?
01:18:05
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Divorce Party and it's all just about karaoke? I don't know. Drunken karaoke? Yeah. So there's one movie there's one movie of his and this has nothing to do with sequels or This is more about Adam Sandler and his acting chops because this one movie stands out to me. I think I brought it up.
01:18:26
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At least Michael. rainign ah Rain Over Me. You told me about that, and I need to watch that. I need to find that and watch it. It has Don Cheadle in it.
Adam Sandler's Dramatic Roles and Industry Impact
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The plot, if I remember right, adam saying post on toby Adam Sandler's character's wife died, I think, during the attacks. Yeah.
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Lost his family. i just looked it up. Sorry, Blaze. Lost his family in the terrorist attacks of September 11th and still grieves over their death. He runs into his former college roommate, which is Don Chandel.
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And the two rekindle their friendship. ah Who... Yeah, yeah. Actually, this does sound really... No, Adam Sandler... mean, there's a lot of movies. like He shows off his acting chops. This was like his first movie that I ever saw that was...
01:19:20
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Not his buffoonery. Not his immaturity. Not his Saturday Night like or saturday night Live slapstick.
01:19:30
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Adam Sandler fucking bullshit. This was a drama. This guy played one of the saddest parts. i actually This movie actually made the fucking waterworks come on. like He was a waterboy just in a different...
01:19:47
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It was that fucking good of a part. He fucking sold it, dude. And it being a Don Cheadle movie, i none of his movies are bad. Not that I can think of.
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I like Don Cheadle. I'm a huge fan of Don Cheadle. great Great replacement Don Cheadle as War Machine and Iron Man. Way better than Terrence Howard. Nothing against Terrence Howard. Sorry, Terrence Howard, if you're listening, you're a great actor and I love you in a lot of things, but Don Cheadle was so much better as and't I don't need Terrence Howard.
01:20:21
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Terrence Howard, he he just he just needs to stay out of the realm of trying to talk math. please yeah Yes. you know you're talking about?
01:20:33
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I don't know what you're talking about. Two times two does not equal four. That's Terrence Howard. Oh, he's got Steiner math. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, look up Rick Flair or Scott Steiner does math.
01:20:46
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Scott Steiner's a wrestler and he does math one time and they call it Steiner math now because it was all fucking wrong. No, Howard, Terrence Howard, Terrence Howard went on, on Joe Rogan.
01:20:59
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And try to try to explain his shit. And not only that, he also explained the story where he sent Neil deGrasse Tyson his fucking ah thesis or his paper.
01:21:10
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Please tell me. We could get a peer review. A peer review. Please tell me. alarmm apart And Neil deGrasse Tyson did fucking... You can watch this on YouTube. It's video on YouTube.
01:21:22
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Fucking went through the whole thing and tore it the fuck up. Nicely and professionally. Peer to peer. And Terrence Howard fucking hated it, dude. Took it very offensively. and Yeah.
01:21:37
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But it's it's it's awesome. but if If you like science and you respect science and stuff, it is... it is wow chef's kiss and his chef's kiss to watch Neil deGrasse place and sit there and politely tear this shit down. Politely tell Terrence Howard he's a raving maniac. I'll tell you what, Blaze. I'll YouTube that. You YouTube Steiner, Matt.
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And st will make you like dude blazes. Head's going explode when he listens to Scott Steiner do bad. And now, and now Rick Steiner, cause Rick and Scott Steiner were the Steiner brothers back in the day. Yeah. ah Rick Steiner's son, Ron breaker is a wrestler and he's a great wrestler. The kid's amazing.
01:22:25
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He's just a flat earther too. Part of, you know, part of his chick as a wrestler, he does the Steiner math. Oh, no. Like he's making fun of his... Like he's like like it's a throwback bra for him to kind begin to Because it's one of those wrestling moments where everybody went...
01:22:46
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that's like yeah it's like if like vi That's like if ICP had kids and they were wrestlers and they were like the tag team magnetic boys. Yeah, Braun Breaker does it, but it's kind of like an ongoing joke in the wrestling world, but Steiner math.
01:23:04
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But you've got to listen to Scott Steiner do this. and he Dude, your head plays I Know You. Your fucking head will explode, Okay, i will I will look it up. We're getting way, way... Before we rein it back in, best math ever, Abbott and Costello.
01:23:19
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7 times 13 equals 28. Look that shit up. 7 times 13 equals 28. Abbott and Costello is fucking amazing. All right. Done. I'm programming that in my brain.
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7 times 8 equals Abbott and Costello? Yes. who's Who's on second, though? I don't know. What? Fuck. No, what's on first?
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Why? Third base. why I just put in my notes, seven times, 13. thirteen mil niilregra Neil Degrassi hates Terrence Howard.
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So so i remember to look this up. I'm going to at this. Your algorithm is going to give you some fuck. No, these are my notes that I make, Blaze. This is why you have to burn my notebook when I die. The of right under And you also have to burn my ah my serial killer coloring book that's right underneath of it. It's it's probably a lot of big words that I say that he's trying to write down. it just know about right
01:24:27
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I look like, it's like, did Jeff write this? Nope, Glick's just an idiot. Glick's just way smarter than Glick. but So anyways, bring it back bring it back to the movies. Did you guys watch either of the murder mystery movies?
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Oh, refresh my memory. Murder Mystery, Murder Mystery 2. Adam Sandler and Superhot. how Are those those Halloween special ones?
01:24:52
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No, no, no. was Stevie Halloween. It was awful. Awful, awful. Don't watch Stevie Halloween. i love Stevie Halloween, but it reminds me of like Ernest and Stupid. Oh, I won't like it earnestn to throw back to bunch i twenty minutes Ernest. minutes ago. Ernest We're like the dude. I respect that dude's career, but his movies annoyed them.
01:25:14
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Well, I'm dumb and you two are clearly way too smarter than me. So I enjoyed Ernest movies and I enjoyed Hubie Halloween. So, you know, to each their own. Don't judge me. I didn't watch those. That's why I was asking. I didn't watch either one of them. i don't know if they're any good.
01:25:27
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No, I loved them. Fucking Brad Pitt's ex-wife, Rachel from Friends. What's her goddamn name? Tranchel, I hope it's out. Jennifer Aniston? Aniston, yeah. that different person yeah Jennifer Aniston. I thought but both those movies were great.
01:25:44
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So what you guys don't understand is Adam Sandler signed a deal with Netflix several years back, and he had to put out, I think it was six Netflix original. want to say seven movies for million.
01:25:56
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No, it was 400, almost 500 million dollars, this deal that he made with Netflix. Wow. Or maybe that's just what he got for Happy Gilmore 2. Maybe I'm wrong.
01:26:08
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But he got a buttload of movie to sign with Netflix to do. So he did Murder Mystery 1 and 2. they did the They did the Kevin James, ah David Spade movie, Do-Over. Or no, Adam Sandler was in that.
01:26:21
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Adam Sandler, David Spade. I love the Do-Over. Yeah, that was that was awesome. Sandy Wexler. Sandy Wexler. Uncut Gems. Uncut Gems. unke Uncut Gems it was a great movie. Was really good. i think i think Was Hustle one of the movies? Halloween.
01:26:36
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That's six. was hustle one of And Ridiculous Six. Ridiculous Six is another one. It's a parody of The Magnificent Seven. If you guys haven't watched that movie, it's pretty goddamn funny.
01:26:48
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yeah That was the other one. couldn it couldn't Couldn't get through it. I had to shut it off. it's it's it's it's it's i love the original I love the original and the remake ah Magnificent Seven, if you're a Western fan.
01:26:59
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I mean, I'm a huge Western fan, and I thought this was a fun little parody of the Magnificent Seven, and it's just one of those movies that I that i enjoy. and and it makes me smile, and it makes me laugh. Don't judge me.
01:27:14
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yeah There's a lot of... The thing is, is you get a lot of big-name actors and this movie, the Ridiculous Six, and and and they're just lunatic.
01:27:25
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It's not... There's stereotypical characters like the Taylor Lautner, which was the werewolf in the Twilight series. He plays one of the one of the characters, and he's dumb as a box of rocks.
01:27:40
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You know, like, he's like, you know what, I'm just going to go ahead and say it. He's got an extra five or six chromosomes at the end of the day. ah ah But but but each or it's each character has their own unique thing. I think one of the Wilson brothers is in the Ridiculous Six.
01:27:59
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Not the one with the fucked up nose. The one who I confused the Blaze Scruton. Luke Wilson. un sure Yeah, Luke Wilson. Aren't they all from Twilight? I don't... You know, i my ex-wi I sat down. Okay, my ex-wife one day, she's like, hey, you want to sit down and watch this movie with me?
01:28:16
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I'm like, what movie is that, dear? She goes, it's Twilight. I'm like, you know, i I haven't heard the greatest things about it, but yes, I'll sit down and watch it.
01:28:29
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I'm very honest when it comes to my opinion about stuff. She hated So you happier you you you have usual suspects. Oh, God. Hold on. So I'm sitting there watching it and watching It gets to the point where he's outside in the sunlight.
01:28:47
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And I'm like, oh my God, this dude's going to fucking fry. starts to twinkle. And I'm like, I pause it. I'm like, what's wrong with this movie?
01:29:00
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and now he And she's like, what are you talking about? I was like, he ain't smoking. He ain't smoking. He ain't burning out. She goes, well, this is a different kind of vampire. was like, well, I'm going to go out in the garage and I'm going to be smoking. Nice.
01:29:20
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Okay. Are you ready for this? Yes. Adam Sandler has a significant production deal with Netflix. His initial deal was signed in 2014, then extended in 2017 with a reported $250 million dollars for four films.
01:29:35
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In 2020, that deal was extended to another four films for a reported $275 million. dollars So altogether, he'll have 12 Netflix movies. The first four, the extended four in 2017, and then another extension in 2020.
01:29:51
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His movies for Netflix... have garnered over 2 billion hours of viewing since 2015. And Happy Gilmore 2. That's a lot of views.
01:30:02
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Happy Gilmore 2 destroyed every record out there for opening weekend, debut weekend. but I think it was like streaming and everything. Really? The amount of views that it got the opening weekend just fucking smashed.
01:30:20
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I'm curious with the director. Go ahead. So we were talking about like the ridiculous six. Of course, it's got your, your normal cast of characters. Rob Schneider's in it.
01:30:31
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David Spade's in it. John Lovitz, Nick Swanson. I know you're a huge fan of Nick Swanson. Blaze. I'm right there with you. I love the guy, but it also had Steve Buscemi's in it.
01:30:42
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So just real quick, it says, okay, just to, just to, just to fact check you. ah four point seven forty six 46.7 million views.
01:30:56
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Happy Gilmore 2 has set the impressive records on Netflix, achieving 46.7 million views in its first three days. This makes it the most successful opening for an Adam Sandler film on the on the platform and the highest U.S. weekend opening of all time for a Netflix film.
01:31:15
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Additionally, it topped charts in 47 countries and and entered the top 88 or top 10 in 88 countries overall. So there we go. I did something ridiculous, but did this ridiculous six movie that that you guys are poopooing on.
01:31:32
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It's got Terry Crews in it. Harvey Keitel, Nick Nolte, crazy. as what movie What movie did I poopoo on? He said you guys. That was wrong. i did. i couldn't watch it. what i was i was saying not not no I wasn't specifically saying you two.
01:31:45
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just every Because there's a lot of people who poo-poo on the Ridiculous 6. it's term Vanilla Ice playing Mark Twain and Blake Shelton playing Wyatt Earp.
01:31:57
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Dude, I lost my mind. might have watch it. When did this movie come out? I might have to watch it. It's on Netflix. It came out in 2015. It's part of this this deal.
01:32:07
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It was one of his original movies from the original deal. yeah vanilla Vanilla Ice is Mark Twain. Dude, I was dying. Is he cruising in 5.0? It's like rapper Vanilla Ice, but Mark Twain. yeah yeah and We all know who Mark Twain is. you know he's With his drop top down so his hair can blow? with that Just watch.
01:32:35
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It's a dumb fucking movie. It's a dumb fucking movie. But there's a lot of big name actors in there. Unwatchable. And his wife's in it. and you know to sound you know what a You know what an unwatchable movie is? A great example of an unwatchable movie.
01:32:53
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War of the Worlds. I knew he was going to say that, and I came late to that conversation. I was like, what is who the hell? Show us on the doll where War of the Worlds touched you, Blaze. Oh, man. Everywhere. the life Everywhere.
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Everywhere, dude. I'll take that doll and smash it on the ground. be That's what it did to me. I was like, what is going on with Blaze? I came in and I didn't know what he was talking about. It wasn't until the end. And I was like, God damn, Blaze is feeling some sort of way about War of the Worlds. It's such a movie.
01:33:29
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I hate watching it. I was laughing at you. I hate watching it. And I had no idea what you were bitching about, but I was just sitting backstage laughing at you. I actually had to walk away once because i was like, God damn.
01:33:42
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And I fell asleep for a couple minutes, too. That's why how I have a... Fuck. How stupid it is. Anyway. Anyway, Adam Sandler, Happy Gilmore. Happy Gilmore.
01:33:54
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Ridiculous 6. I don't think I've seen or I've tried watching it. I don't know. It was some Happy Gilmore movies. Some Adam Sandler movies that that that's a I could just not watch just because I got tired of the premise.
01:34:10
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Yeah. There was one where he was doing a lot of like date movies. Yeah, like 50 First Dates. But 50 First Dates was a good movie. That one was good. but it was a good move that one That one was good.
01:34:27
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The other one with Jennifer Aniston, I can live without. Now, I will say the murder mystery movies, ah now I liked them. I thought they were pretty good. If you guys want to check them out, and I think they were good.
01:34:38
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they're they're not your They're not your typical... immature um raunchy comedies, but they're still funny, but they're also, there's action, there's, you know, they're it's they're good movies, in my opinion.
01:34:55
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What about grown-ups? Man, hey I tried. I'm going to be honest. I tried. I tried real hard, and I just know. That was another one for me. The dialogue was so fast and so snappy.
01:35:09
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It just didn't ring true. And what sucks is... oh there Yeah, and what sucks is I love the cast. Great cast. Terrible movies.
01:35:20
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I tried. Hold on. By the way, group of men, men in tight tights, if you can, go to the Lazy Show after this.
01:35:32
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And though I just texted Jedi... He's at a family thing for his B-Day. Still, if you could tell him that. Oh, yeah. ah I got his number. Fuck, lazy Jedi.
01:35:43
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Actually, I'll text you after this. Actually, I do need to start shutting this down, guys. Sorry. um I have a drive I have to get up and go make in the morning. I have lunch to go move furniture in the morning.
01:35:55
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so i have so We're going to start bringing this down. and We're all over the place, it seems. so what we do Which isn't Which isn't bad. That is the nonsense way.
01:36:06
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I will always agree. i would and would like to let you guys know, um as far as 100 shots of beers in 100 minutes, 9 out of 10, I've done math.
01:36:22
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And I did science. And at the 1 hour and 36 mark, I'm about to match it.
01:36:33
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What? You say you're going to try to beat the time? No, I'm already matching it.
01:36:40
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This is the last one, the equivalent of 100 beers. 100 shots of beer. And 100 minutes. This is the last. This is the equivalent. Excuse me. Why did I just do that on my show?
01:36:55
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ah Anyway. me Anyway. michael like I want to say thanks again. Night, guys. No, seriously. No ego. Thank you guys for letting me come up here on another Friday night, man. Seriously. I enjoy hanging out with you guys. You're welcome.
01:37:12
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I'm going to just give a shout out to the audience real quick. Chris, chris I want to thank you. Trench, I want to thank you. I know Untrackable stopped by.
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ah Who else stopped by? Freaking some dude from um Twitch, some bot thing. ah do you Have you guys ever heard of um the next topic on and chronic contemplations, which is going to be next Thursday? Yes. which Guys, go watch that. That was fun, by the way. Yeah, good job Thursday morning, guys.
01:37:49
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I got to listen to it. popped in while you guys were live just for a minute, but I did get to listen to it. Good stuff, man. Mandy and MoDoc. Good stuff, man.
01:38:00
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and uh me yeah so cool with that being said glick did you want to add anything else to our silent viewers that are not in the chatter's box thank you guys as well you guys are amazing thank you guys for absolutely absolutely and it's a pleasure appreciate the comments so get in there Michael, you have anything, sir?
01:38:22
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I'm just excited about tomorrow. Pounding out 100 shots in 100 minutes. I'm excited to hang out with you guys again. sure i can do it I'm not sweating. I'm excited to hang out with you guys again. We had a lot of fun the last time. I'm looking forward to seeing you guys again. and you know Sorry to sound gay, but it is what it is. We're gay.
01:38:40
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It looks like this time I'm going to be checking to see if they're dead or alive. Yeah. it just Just let Michael and I snuggle. We'll be fine. I'm bringing i'm bringing my check ah i'm bringing my my my pocket mirror to hold under your nose.
01:39:01
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clicks alive And on that note, Michael will say, Michael, what do you usually say? bring oh yeah. Actually, I say it, too. Bring your own fucking popcorn. Yeah, you sluts.
01:39:14
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