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Nonsensical Nonsense: THis is how legends are made
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Glick and Michael take on the 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes challenge will they epically fail or will the become legends. Plus so much of the shenanigans y'all love
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Introduction and Setup
00:01:52
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Yes.
00:02:53
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Welcome to the fucking show.
00:03:12
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i I better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp. The box is full. My bottle of glue is topped off. from My helmet's on tight, baby. We're about to risen with the tism. Let's get with it.
00:03:25
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Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
00:03:32
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No, and to answer your question right before the show started, no, I'm not shotgunning no beer. I ain't got time for that shit. It's time to man up and go rough. Yeah. but Good evening, everybody. to have to worry about not dying.
00:03:47
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But what up, fuckers, and happy Saturday. Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense. You see, Michael and i we're in the same place. The blazes are over there. What's up, motherfuckers?
00:04:00
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So it's Saturday night. It's Nonsensical Nonsense. We're going to attempt not to kill ourselves tonight, but we're going to try something.
100 Club Challenge Details
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We have the
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100 club challenge. Michael myself, we're going do 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. That's what we're going to do. Well, we're going attempt it. I'm going to do He's going attempt it. Survival is stiff, so I'm going to do it too.
00:04:27
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I have very little faith. All right. And Blaze is just going sit back there and rip bongs all night. Maybe we should really amp it up. After we hit 100, we just keep going until one of us runs out of beer, which would be you because I only have 12.
00:04:39
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Yeah, it would be you because you only have 12. I have 15. So you're going to run out of beer well before I do. No, actually. I don't know if you can make it through a whole 12-pack at a shot a minute.
00:04:50
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yeah Oh, God, no. Don't try this at home. got to give the kids don't try this at home for them. 12 beers. That's 144 ounces. It's only 44 more ounces. It's only 44 more ounces.
00:05:01
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But we don't need we don't need to know that we don't need to go extra. The 144 challenge. We're just going to smash rapture challenge will be the 144 and make it at the end. Nice. Can you see us here? Can you see this, Tarantula, since you're part of the peanut gallery tonight?
00:05:17
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Can you spot the egg timer we've got set up? If you're not already, go ahead and check us out, guys. We've got shows live all the time. You're going way too big. what am i going to Remember, they're two-ounce puffs.
00:05:29
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No, they're 1.7. So what, should I go less? Yeah. 100 shots 100 minutes. Good for half. Like I said, after the 12 shot, whatever's left in the can, you just fire it down. Yeah, but I have a 16-ounce can.
00:05:44
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Yeah. Yeah, I got 16-ounce can. figure So, we'll do that. Screw it. I'm just going to...
00:05:53
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don't know. They're not going to scientifically correct. We need six for now. for now Six. At that size. We're pretty much doing two.
00:06:04
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What's up, Wally? Wally's in the house. so What, like right there? I don't know, man. That's where I went. That's the house. Randy said that you're not going to be able to make it. Oh, I'm sorry. no She said you got this.
00:06:17
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It is, baby. It is, baby. So, right there, is that what you're doing? I'm doing great. Thanks calling me beautiful. Right there. That's perfect house.
00:06:30
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What's wrong with you? Life, man. Life is wrong with me. I don't know why I would put it behind there. You're so damaged. You're trying to be the poor. I am damaged. You're not wrong. text and I thought Blaze was going to be poor. Great advice. Don't dream and drive.
00:06:48
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and don't Okay, there we go. they'llll I'll go with that. I'll go with that. That's what I'll go with. that that's what i'll go with So we're ready to start. Anyways, you want to give the peanut gallery a minute to grab their drinks?
00:06:58
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Anybody that wants to join us in the challenge? Hit it. Do that thing. What a... want to you want to give them a... Did you do your opening spiel? that's what I was going to say. What happened to your eye, dude? You're just now noticing that?
00:07:11
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Yeah. I don't know. probably having an aneurysm or something. We've been hanging out for four. I know, right? You noticed it as soon as you walked in. It was challenging so worrisome that you fucking popped it.
00:07:22
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Dude, I don't know. It happened last night after i got done streaming with but Shaman. I went, I think I got i got on TikTok to talk about tonight and I noticed it and then I obsessed about it for like an hour. Yeah, I just noticed it.
00:07:35
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Yeah. So I don't know. I really. know' fucked up No, I mean, yeah, I don't have my glasses on. So, yeah, right there I know they're right there.
00:07:46
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I'm so used to not having them on when we do the show. um Blase for the drinks. No, I am not a bar winner. That's enough. I am.
00:08:00
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It's my competitive nature. I know we're not competing, so to say. Yeah, but once we hit 100, we're going to start talking that shit. um you're probably gonna We're going to probably start talking that shit before we're halfway through. the thing bam, bam, we're doing more and more to see who can get to 150.
00:08:14
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So, no. But yeah, like like you said, it's 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. So every minute we're going to a shot of beer That's a one-minute egg timer. It's from the game.
00:08:25
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And don't you have a timer, or did you say the hell with it? Yeah, you guys are doing... Oh, we're doing that. So you just... you you sell yeah When we drink it, I'll flip it. Thank you, baby. I am incredibly focused. But, all right, I'm ready to start this shit. I'm thirsty.
00:08:38
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Game on, sir. Let's do this.
00:08:44
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Boom. In one minute. So this is going to be really easy.
00:08:51
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First shot is 7.31 p.m. 7.31 p.m. That's science. Blaze has got his little, one he's got his official, his official tally board right there. Here, Blaze, let me.
00:09:05
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Why isn't it? Oh, because I was looking. Yeah, so we're going to be kind of doing this tonight, kind of hanging out, kind of shooting my shit. I'm actually going put that right there because I'm watching wrestling.
00:09:15
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Sorry, it's SummerSlam, so I'm also got wrestling with my bar.
00:09:21
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The blur is fucking with it, I think. yeah hossa What's that? Whoops, to start doing more. Oh, yeah, you got... you got ah They saw it on his on that camera. But it was kind of blurry.
00:09:35
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Oh, yeah. Are you blurry? You don't look blurry. I don't know. I don't feel blurry. blur but already You look blurry. No, the only thing that's driving crazy about it... There it is. Let's do it.
00:09:47
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The only thing that's driving me crazy about it... There's two.
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is It's kind of spread a little bit so I can see it right under my eyeball. You know what I mean? So it's kind of tweaking me out a little bit.
00:10:03
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So Glick, what age were you when you had your first beer? What age was I when I had my first beer? um Probably like 12, 13.
Drinking Stories and Experiences
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12, 13. Mike, what about you?
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When drank my first beer or ordered one out the public? When you had your very first beer. Like your first ever sip. Your first ever drink. Four or five, maybe six. You have to remember this, guys. are sure. 75. How old?
00:10:27
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Four or five, maybe six. Four five. I was going to say, when I was younger, I know my grandma my parents were doing something. Go get me a beer and you have a sip. Like ah whiskey when you're teething and stuff. Yeah, but that's not drinking. was drinking. Michael, wait for the shot. I'm pretty'm pretty sure my family was like, here you go, just just take it. No, in all honesty, I think I was like 12 or 13. And i as far as buying my first beer out, I was 16.
00:10:48
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Because back home, we were at football school. So it was like varsity blues. We could walk into the local bars. Got lot of walk into the local bars and drink.
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okay
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One more minute. So
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Michael, what is your very worst, worst hangover experience? im going into dienes but Oh my God. I almost died. almost die Yes. I was hungover for about four days, like barely conscious four days.
00:11:22
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Uh, It was definitely alcohol poisoning. Friends of mine, I was Jimmy Hendrickson, dude. I was on my back in my dorm room, and they could hear it going glurgle, glurgle, glurgle.
00:11:33
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i could have I could have probably should died that night. Probably could have. My idiotic roommate flipped me over. yeah Don't worry. And then did me dry, so I was too drunk to wake up. I will do my best. I will do my best tonight. If you did your guy, you went from me wrong end.
00:11:48
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I don't know if I can keep you alive or not, but I will at least check and make sure you're alive because this is the last time Blaze was here. The last time you assholes were here. I put a mirror up his nose. You're still functioning under there. He did. Right in the middle of a sentence, he said, oh I was like, oh I think he just fucking died.
00:12:06
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Boom shot. You're one of the PA drivers. What do we have, four? have four.
00:12:12
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drivers suck. Wow. What about you, Glick? What was the worst hangover experience you had? God, which one? The worst one. and so i'm trying to think i'm thinking between worst thinking I'm thinking between two of them because there was my 21st birthday where I just got completely fucking shit-faced and one of my friend's boyfriend decided to put her put his hands on her and I went tearing ass through the yard. I lived in Johnstown. went tearing ass through the yard and there was like a hole in my yard and I hit that hole and broke my ankle clean in half.
00:12:44
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But I had so much momentum still going and the adrenaline and being drunk. I hit this dude. He was standing beside his truck. I hit him, and it completely caved in the side of his truck. So I busted up my shoulder and everything.
00:12:56
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So the next day, I woke up and went to roll out of bed and went to stand up, and my ankle was just completely snapped in half. But that's not it but it's not a hangover. No, but no. But no, on top of the hangover and having to go to the hospital, like, it was I was a mess. well yeah yeah youoke probably Probably that or, no no, I think my bachelor party was the worst hangover I've ever had in my life.
00:13:16
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Boom.
00:13:18
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Shot number five. I think, yeah, one of those two. I don't know really know which one was the worst. Four. Four. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, I was pouring them out.
00:13:30
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So thought I was ready. And then when I get down to like one or two, I can re-pour them off. Yeah, man. I'm a professional. I would probably say my worst was my bachelor party. but Because I... Five shots of beer, done five shots beer. Because, yeah, like, that wasn't no four days long, but I was definitely hungover for a few days when I was drunk. Dude.
00:13:49
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don't ever Guys, don't ever get married. ah want ah well I mean, you can get married if you want to. don't ever go don't Don't ever let your best man... I can't wait to get married, honey.
00:14:01
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What I meant to say was don't ever let your idiot best man buy a t-shirt that has 30 shots on it that you have to take at your bachelor party and they all have to be signed off on that at the end of the night.
00:14:13
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Yes. That was choice still made. Like everyone, hey we're we're all adults and we're all we're all accountable for our own decisions. But I didn't do all 30 shots, but I got close because I was also drinking beer and everything else.
00:14:25
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And some some shots were just too disgusting for me to even shot number even try to think about drinking. But yeah, that was ah that was a really bad hangover. And it was like
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My mom had to come check on me. my mom so My buddy Louie, he was our DD. He was only 19 at the time. he was like half my size. And he had to drag my carcass into the house and roll me into bed. And the next afternoon, when nobody had heard from me or anything, my mom came and checked on me. She was like, Christopher?
00:15:00
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What's Brittany saying? I can't read that. so I was burnt that night. That's what she said. my cousin's bachelor party oh she was Michael's paying attention at the timer because it's a blur from here.
00:15:13
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he's it is you can see You can see it's up there. It's actually got kind of... I don't know if that's just your camera. i'll me all right so the but His background is blurred. Oh, you have your background blur. Okay.
00:15:24
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He does. ah you do I can unblur. It doesn't matter to me. I typically don't do backgrounds on there because I don't know if it's my internet speed. It's not fast enough, but it fucks me up. And then I kind of glitch around the screen all over the place. And go.
00:15:38
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ah That was her dude name for the bachelor party.
00:15:43
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So, Michael, what is the what is the most embarrassing drink you've ever.
00:15:50
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Embarrassing drink. Yeah. When I was a macho, macho man back in high school. Yeah. Zima. yeah i I felt like a lady. just A slassy lady. you know they You know, if they would have had a little bit more alcohol in them, they would have been pretty good because they kind of reminded me of like Sprite or 7-Up. Yeah, dude, those things were delicious. you guys i hate to At the time, I hated to admit it. Now I can give a shit. Did you Jolly Rancher in it, dude?
00:16:15
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I had some, there were some girls that did do that in high school because they wanted to be cool and hang out the party, but they didn't drink because they were non-alcoholic or whatever. What, the Xenas? Yeah. They were alcohol. No, I thought they were non-alcoholic.
00:16:27
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They were like 5%. What was the non-alcoholic one? O'Doul's? No, not O'Doul's. There was another one like O'Doul's. O'Doul's doesn't rule.
00:16:38
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O'Doul's rules.
00:16:41
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O'Doul's. They got non-drinking tools. Yeah, they got they got, now they got all the beers have non-alcoholic. Heineken has it. Budweiser has it. Non-alcoholic. Bush. Bush N.A.
00:16:53
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Which is kind of cool because, like, I like the flavor. I like the flavor of, like, Heineken. I don't always want to get fucking hammered. Heineken is scum here. Any beer that doesn't come in a... It's got Heine in the title.
00:17:07
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tiny she bougie as fuck when it comes to they i blaze it what's that she's somebody telling me the sparks were damn good whoa what till oh i remember right sparks so sparks was one of those um drinks that came out that had the caffeine it was those energy oh yeah yeah yeah i used to i used to prime my night with a sparks Do you remember when like Four Loko was killing people? That was the shit. It wasn't killing people. It was just egging them on to keep on trucking. yeah It was the precursor to fucking Red Bull and vodka.
00:17:47
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Yes, Angel is typing to get us fucked up. ah think angel I think Angel's got her own own timer going. Her own agenda. Ooh, get ready.
00:17:59
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Angel's got her own timer. Boom, there it goes. Boom. Shot number nine. I, um...
00:18:08
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Okay, what was the dumbest thing you've done? You don't have to say anything incriminating. I mean, like, knuckle-headed thing you've done when you were drunk. Yes. I'm sober. I'm sober doing we be the show in general.
00:18:22
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yeah. yeah the showed The network creating the network. I think I was pretty hammered. I'm like, I'm going to do a podcast. Now I'm going to do a network. This is awesome. Thank you.
00:18:35
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Click's house of towards. What was the dumbest decision I ever did when I was watching the screen like a hawk? Who? angel for instance I, man, i don't, I can't really think of anything.
00:18:51
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Because you were dumb at the time. ah Yeah, I mean, well, I guess like, it would either be something revolving around like getting into a fight or when I used to have my big truck, we used to do this thing called the ditch jump challenge.
00:19:06
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Like we'd be driving down the road and want to go through a field yeah and it didn't matter if there was a ditch there or not. We just hit it
00:19:14
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And we we were drunk one night out at my buddy's house. and That's stupid. He had one of them, what was it, little Suzuki sidekick or a Zuzu sidekick. You know what GeoStorm. the Suzuki or a Zuzu sidekick. Suzuki sidekick, GeoTracker.
00:19:29
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And we did that one night, and we went hauling ass through the field and hit a hole, and we rolled that fucking thing. That thing was indestructible, but we rolled that thing like six times across the field, and it landed on its wheels, and we all looked at each other because there like four of us in it.
00:19:43
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It was like, everybody's still alive? And then we drove back up to the house. That thing was indestructible. Yeah, I mean, i mean we do dumb shit all time like that when we would be drinking, but I've never done anything like super illegal. We did drive and go crash our trucks. It was badass.
00:19:59
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Oh, this was like a rough truck. That little sidekick or whatever it was, that's all we did. That thing was just a toy because we couldn't fucking kill it. No matter what, we could not kill that son bitch. It was Freddy Krueger, of course.
00:20:10
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It really was, and it haunted our nightmares. You should have called it Jason. Oh, yeah, I don't.
00:20:19
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I'm not really a ah big one for making piss poor decisions when I'm drinking. Usually. This should be 12, right? Yes. You just had 11. Usually I'm. ah I'm wasted. I'm pretty level headed.
00:20:38
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I'll just drink that. No, wait. It's only 11. That's 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16. Yeah. See? what I'm doing. Maffin.
00:20:49
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Maffin. Maffin. Maffin like a mofo. Oh, shit. Shot. We're fucking math Olympics.
00:20:57
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Math Olympians. That was a quick minute.
00:21:02
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Thank you. but Yeah, oh we're going to do this and I'm going to be able to do it. He's only got one beer in and He's already fucking. Michael, what's your favorite drink?
00:21:15
Speaker
Picklebacks. Picklebacks. Explain to me what a pickleback is, sir. It is a shot of Jamo Irish whiskey, and you chase it down with a delicious, delicious picklebacker.
00:21:26
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Pickle juice back. Just pickle juice? Straight pickle juice. Oh, man. That's fucking disgusting. You're a monster. Davidson tastes like the devil's ass. You're a monster.
00:21:37
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So you have to chase it with the... with the yeah You're a monster. to creative Stop trying to defend your decision. You're a Stop defending it. You're not making it any better.
00:21:49
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You're an absolute fucking monster. You should be put down. You should be taken to an alley and beaten with bricks. Jeez. ah but Take it down a notch, champ.
00:22:00
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She's going to be one hell of foamy fucking burp here. I'm not Spinal Tap. I go to 12. room likeck What was your favorite drink?
00:22:11
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My favorite drink is probably something pink and fruity with an umbrella on it. No, actually, you know what? Outside of beer, i am um um I am actually a big fan of like strawberry margaritas. Okay. and stuff like Aw, poor Pepper.
00:22:27
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um And stuff like that. like I am a big fan of the fruity drinks. I just can't drink a lot of They're too sweet. They make my belly hurt.
00:22:35
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But I will be a little Buy me on a beach somewhere. You're goddamn right I'll have me a pink or purple drink with an umbrella Sipping away. What you gonna do about it? It's like me and my pink Starbucks drink. I love a fucking pina colada, dude. I can't do it. Pina colada. Penis colada?
00:22:54
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A whole lot of penis. Thank you, Brandy. You called him a monster last week? For what shit? I called him a monster. For Oh, yeah. back up On Saturday night on the show.
00:23:07
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sea shit shot See, i still I stand by what I say.
00:23:13
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You're an absolute fucking monster. some more drink what is yeah We've talked about drinking games. ass what it's the best tricking all i think I think one of my most favorite drinking games ever is the ACDC Thunderstruck one.
00:23:27
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Do you know how they say Thunderstruck like 975 times in that song? Okay, so wait I've done that, but I've done that with the song Roxanne. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And you have to, so you, so you, in, what how does it work? What is it?
00:23:44
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So when they say Thunderstruck, you drink, and you can't stop until they say it again. Or something like that. That's a challenge. Yeah, I didn't play that. But it wasn't like, it wasn't like when they got in, it was like at that course where they were saying it repeatedly. think games called Drink Till Well, no, I don't, I've never really, outside of beer pong, I love playing beer pong.
00:24:06
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love playing beer pong y'all ready getting there i'm savage of beer pong boom shot number 15 85 more to go who's counting naruto anytime he says believe it five episodes at a time there's a drinking game to like uh a friend's episode or something like that because they do something on
00:24:38
Speaker
Now I like beer pong. I always played a lot of beer pong. Quarters. We used to play quarters back in the day. Yeah. I don't know if I could still play that. That was fun. We use beer. we We would do beers. so Like baby maker.
00:24:52
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and Instead of a, I don't know. Like liquor.
00:24:57
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don't know. You nasty son of a bitch. Is that you? ah you nasty son of a bitch
00:25:05
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that you No. It's one of y'all. That's ah i You nasty son of a bitch. I'm stuck in the middle of both of you. I didn't catch you. You said something. I'm like, what was it? oh That's like a dog fart, dude. and That was like a, yeah. You're a doctor, brother.
00:25:20
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You're defective. That's like a fucking dying dog, man, releasing its gases.
00:25:28
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We're going down. That was Sean. Are you laughing at your ass? I'm glad you're enjoying it, baby.
00:25:38
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God, what else? i know we Have y'all broken any bones being drunk? No. you Well, yeah. I broke my ankle. I just told you that. I broke my nose at my bachelor party.
00:25:49
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You broke your ankle? I did. You worked for me? No, I did. So after we got back to the house and Lily put me in bed, thought he had put me in bed.
00:26:00
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but i had to shit. So I stumbled into the bathroom to take a shit. and as i And I get done and I you know i wipe my myself off and I go to start pulling my pants up and that's the last thing I remember.
00:26:12
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and Until Louie comes in screaming, what the fuck happened? Because my bathroom looked like a murder scene. because i went I blacked out and went face first right into the bathtub. So at my wedding, i have two black eyes. Oh, Christ. A ton of things to come. At the time, my now ex-wife was not Too pleased. to count But ah job later on, it was ah it was a joke.
00:26:42
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it was yeah We all laughed at it. but yeah So I broke my nose. I broke my ankle. I've broken my fingers and my hands a lot. Slow it down, little girl. I've broken my fingers and my hands a couple times. Well, my fingers a lot. My hands.
00:26:58
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And I fractured my forearm one time. Jeez, that's a lot of bones. That's just being well, I was i laugh in griddle. Well, I was I i was pretty violent. on my I was pretty violent in my 20s. I don't don't break.
00:27:13
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um'm still I'm still not. Hey, I'm here. I'm still winning. Broken. You broke. I'm still winning at life.
00:27:21
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I keep getting back up. Brittany's going kick your ass. Eyes at the wedding is rough. okay My daughter has, I think my daughter has, my oldest one, has some of the wedding pictures and you can see it. The photographer, shout out to our photographer.
00:27:36
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Because she did a great job editing the photos and getting rid of the black eyes as best she could. But, uh, yeah, all of that and, uh,
00:27:50
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That in the night before my wedding. but Tarantula, you were on it. You were on it. The night before. and What's up, motherfucker? What up, Chris Dagnation? The night before the wedding, I stayed up all night drinking with my neighbors.
00:28:03
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So I showed up to the wedding, hung over as a motherfucker. And then we had a ring delay. So all my groomsmen...
00:28:12
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They like they we got there and they shuffled me into like the where all the guys are getting ready at without trying to make sure nobody's seen me because I was still probably a little bit drunk. Probably. They start sneaking in there like seeking me food and water and not letting anybody in the room.
00:28:28
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And here comes my mother in law. Oh, God. Just want to let you know that the girls are up there having screwdrivers and they've already started doing jello shots. And I was like, well, I don't have to feel bad anymore.
00:28:42
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Tarantula said she's got her own points board. That's a he dedicated watcher. yeah Shout out to Tarantula, man. she she She called in sick to work tonight. Joe Rogan's a bitch.
00:28:56
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Joe Rogan is bitch.
00:29:02
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joe rogan is my bitch
00:29:08
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So, where're Michael, where's the strangest place you've woken up after a night of drinking?
00:29:17
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Again, you don't have to. you can plead the fifth. It's okay. No. There's no such thing. You ask me questions and get an answer. I have nothing to hide. You know what's happening tonight? This motherfucker's setting us up. Yeah. Because the more we drink, um the the harder the questions are going to get and the more incriminate. And he's going to have it all recorded so could use it against us one day.
00:29:40
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like running for rob motherfucker I would say in a puddle, you know but in a puddle in late November, in the middle of a party. Nice.
00:29:52
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nice
00:29:56
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i woke up and i I woke up in a cornfield once, an hour and a half away from where we were partying. and had security forces up at Isles and Air Force Base in Alaska to wake me up in the middle of winter. And I was like 10 feet away from the dormitory door. I was in the snow.
00:30:12
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She's like, is this your dorm? I'm like, yeah. She's like, get in there and go to bed if you die. Yeah. Well, I was an hour and a half away from the party we were at. And I was in the middle of a cornfield. Woke up, stood up, looked around.
00:30:26
Speaker
And heard, Glick, where are we? I was like, I don't fucking know where we are. You know who's here? Scotto. Scotto's in the house. Scotto! What's up, Scotto?
00:30:37
Speaker
Wait, don't see Scotto. He's in the house. He's in the shadow. Scotto's in the shadow. Oh, there's Scotto. What up, you beautiful creature? you guys just take one? No, we're still 20.
00:30:48
Speaker
No, wait, we just flipped it. Wait, did you? Oh, yeah. That's some bullshit. Granchel, where are we at? Did you guys should just take another shot?
00:30:59
Speaker
Not just now. but i mean, we did. We're at like 20. Okay. okay either
00:31:05
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I think we're at 20. We should have bought 200 shot glasses and just filled them up. That's what I was... yeah If we were doing it inside, I would be like, you know, that would be ah pretty plausible because it wouldn't get as and's warm as quick, but...
00:31:26
Speaker
Woo! Nonetheless, I would totally... That doesn't even look like the fucking Rock, dude. this The Rock is in this new movie, and it don't even look like him. So, Glick, back when I was... You and I, well, actually, all three was about the same generation. Yeah, we're just... I think you're just a couple years older me. Yeah, we're a couple years apart. just kidding.
00:31:45
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i know I know in my 20s, dance clubs were a big thing. Hell yeah. Disco-tex?
00:31:52
Speaker
Not disco. but I remember the disco-tex. Michael was going to the gay ba houses. all He still does. Bars or dance clubs? Depending on my mood, because I enjoyed both of them.
00:32:04
Speaker
Actually, you know what? If I had to pick back in my early 20s, I would say clubs, because I love to dance. okay I got a dance, fucker. Yeah, man. I got a fever. Yeah, dance for you. Dirty Glickany.
00:32:17
Speaker
Dirty Glickany. I call this the Glickany. Did you guys see the moon last night? How red it was? No.
00:32:27
Speaker
I don't know if you noticed or not last night, but I was getting pretty hammered.
00:32:34
Speaker
Still, I didn't see much outside of my bedroom. So you did the shot challenge last night, sort of. Yeah, I just ended up hammered. Well, that's because I kept drinking. Oh, yeah.
00:32:45
Speaker
yeah Remember you were in the... Happy belated Lazy Jedi. Oh, yeah. Lazy Jedi. Happy birthday, buddy. Yeah, we know, baby.
00:33:00
Speaker
Look. Michael, club or bar? What's your problem? Currently? In your 20s. Oh, club. Pussy.
00:33:11
Speaker
Pussy. Currently. I'd go out there and Stand against the wall watching people dance. Looking for my drunk that can separate from the crowd. Oh, you were that guy. That's right.
00:33:22
Speaker
You were a rapist. Look, they never said no. You were the Akron rapist. They never said no. They never said no. Oh, me, oh, man.
00:33:36
Speaker
There's nothing wrong. Nothing wrong with this show. All right, everybody. I'm going to give you guys flip it. Let me give y'all a Brittany warning. We have Brittany incoming. Uh-oh. Coming in hot.
00:33:47
Speaker
ah Coming in hot.
Guest Brittany's Humor Infusion
00:33:52
Speaker
You know the great thing about duct tape is, right? Sounds a lot like yes. It takes lot to pull it out. It's true, though. Think about it. like takes takes it takes a lot to pull it out britney said and a ton of dirt it's sure though think about it
00:34:13
Speaker
like So welcome to my network, everybody. Welcome ah to what? I see you got you guys here. We got you guys warmed up and lubed up ready to go. Who brought her in? yeah you Who let her in here? if feel Okay, I'm here. I'm just gonna start yammering. Just gonna start talking.
00:34:33
Speaker
Apparently, we're getting drunk. I'm gonna host the show. You're in charge, Brittany. Move her into the driver's seat. please yeah but du That tarantula is in charge. She's dropping the plane. climbing the goddamn mountain.
00:34:47
Speaker
Good to be here, ladies and gentlemen. You got any alcohol-related questions? Hello, dog. Actually, if anybody in the chat has any questions for them while they drink, this is a great time to ask this. Truth serum.
00:35:05
Speaker
All right, ahead. One time I got super, super drunk and my cousin's fiance was trying to like fight me. and like I got the whole strength and I picked her up and slammed her on the back.
00:35:19
Speaker
And then I like got all drunk and wobbly and I walked into the water and I looked down and all the glowing plankton were like glowy. You know? And it was like, I was fucked You know those plankton glow up?
00:35:31
Speaker
That's what she said, right? know what I'm talking about? no Like when you move the water, the plankton glow. Look at that! No, whatever. It's Brittany's world, please. We just live in it.
00:35:42
Speaker
no but yeah it's brittanney's world we just live in it I was listening to your guys' is crazy drunk stories, and I wanted to tell you about that one. You wanted to be part of the... yeah I get it. Cool Kid Club. Cool Kid Club.
00:36:01
Speaker
You see some glowing plankton and tell me how fucking cool that shit is. Pretty fucking cool. I mean, i'd be pretty impressed. That was shot number 25. Can I get a... 25? 25? wo wo florida weather i just complete confirmation from tarula I just completely his brain. That was This be too easy. for
00:36:29
Speaker
yeah but no bris at brittanney i was i want say do you have these questions with them aharies okay shit mascado youscodo we magic I don't know where my fingers have been, so I don't mind sticking it in my own day. Michael, would you would you prefer to be wine drunk, whiskey drunk, or beer drunk? 25% done. You're damn right, MK.
00:36:57
Speaker
Bourbon. Bourbon? That's my favorite drink. Whiskey. I think it's a stupid question. What's the difference between bourbon and whiskey? So bourbon is a... way so I thought it was. All bourbon is whiskey, but not all whiskey is bourbon. Bingo.
00:37:10
Speaker
Okay. Dodge is whiskey... American whiskey is whiskey. um Brandy's a brandy. I can't wait to get brandy drunk.
00:37:25
Speaker
Not get her drunk, but get drunk off of brandy. was about to say, that sounds so bad. I'm going to get this girl drunk. So miantulo what bourbon is that it's age but at least so many years in a in a charred, brand new charred American oak barrel. You can't tap the screen, Pedro. I'll do it.
00:37:54
Speaker
Wee! I'm Waker Wiggins!
00:37:59
Speaker
Whiskey live dick. I don't want to go basic, but a sex on the beach... A sex on the beach... Beach tastes really good. I feel like it tastes like marshmallow. A sex on the beach gets a lot of fucking sand. Have you ever had that happen when you drink so much? Sand in all the wrong places. Well, no.
00:38:16
Speaker
I never want to have sex on the beach. yeah no six I'm good at that. shit That doesn't sound exciting. Just coming out of the water, you have like sand all in crevices.
00:38:28
Speaker
Just imagine. like I'm good. But... um Have you ever had that happen? Or you've been so drunk or whatever your dick don't work? Usually it's opposite. That's what I have. It's the complete opposite.
00:38:40
Speaker
It doesn't want to stop working. Yeah. I've never been drunk enough. Apparently not. You have never. thing I don't want to taste the alcohol.
00:38:54
Speaker
It probably helps that I have a small pecker. um You know what? I've come to the conclusion that most men only have infotency because it's probably who they're married to. It's the reason. I mean, that's the only married man or impotent. Not at all.
00:39:09
Speaker
yeah That's what you have to look forward to. Hey, my dicks. Not big, but it works. So, you know, that's, that's, ah that's a make's good thing. My thing is he doesn't want to taste any alcohol in his drinks.
00:39:24
Speaker
There are some drinks out there that are really so good. oh yeah. There's some of those like fruity drinks that I was talking about. like The Dr. Pepper tastes like Dr. Pepper. Dude. It's effing amazing. What?
00:39:37
Speaker
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Unique and Strange Drinks
00:39:38
Speaker
It's a drink. It's called Flaming Dr. Pepper and it tastes exactly like Dr. Pepper. That is 28. There is a there's a bar down at the Arena District and I got this peanut butter and jelly shot. Peanut butter?
00:39:53
Speaker
Yes, penis butter. last Peanut butter and jelly shot. And it was it was, what is that, screwball peanut butter whiskey? Is that what it is? we and And it was some kind of raspberry flavored liquor. I don't know what it was.
00:40:06
Speaker
Dude, it tasted exactly like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It was so good. And um and I don't do shots anymore. But I had like four of them that night. And they were so goddamn good. This spot used to work out a lot, man. They made these breakfast shots.
00:40:18
Speaker
and Dude, it tasted just like pancakes in your mouth. It was fucking incredible. I mean, paint pancakes with maple syrup on it. Did come Cracker Barrel?
00:40:30
Speaker
I'm almost done. Just right now. Cracker Barrel. Scotto, you're all the saying this more than I do. Just an observation. That's because we're gayer than you, Scotto. Suck it.
00:40:43
Speaker
I got to get You said Scotto sucks at being gay. Is that what just said? Yeah, Scotto's a terrible gay. Oh, man. That's horrible. It's horrible. I got Clint.
00:40:54
Speaker
Him and all his needs. Yes, you do, mama. Yes, you do.
00:41:00
Speaker
All his special needs. yeah
00:41:04
Speaker
Those window-looking skills are going to come in handy. um Speaking of which, do you like my team name? What was your... The wallpaper snippet. Oh, yeah. I thought you were saying speak of the witch. was Because your phone just went off. I was like, did Sue just message you? Oh, my God. I didn't refer to her a witch.
00:41:22
Speaker
Sue's the beast. B-E-S-T beast. The Sue. Or Brittany, how goes it on your end? It's gone.
00:41:34
Speaker
It's gone. ah Good. Nobody really cares. stuff Ouch. Yeah, I know. I don't want to go to Banners and say no one fucking cares. Special needs. I am special needs. Get on your phone. Definitely.
00:41:50
Speaker
Just watch the laptop. Dude, it's so much better. It's s live. It's in person. You're getting the real thing. They ain't have to watch us. We might not even be real. They might think we're figments of their imagination. i no one Oh, in the matrix. Damn it, I'm too drunk already. Nope.
00:42:07
Speaker
That was shot number 30. By the way, I was on Blaze's side with the alarm on his phone going off every minute. Look. It'll be close enough.
00:42:20
Speaker
God damn it. fun doing that Special needs. Shut up, Scott. Shut up. You fucking monster. Picklebacks are fun.
00:42:33
Speaker
You're fucking fired. Please, we have to have a conversation about your boy over here. You might need to get a new host. What is the strangest alcohol mixed drink you've ever had? Witch's brew back in the day. You ever have that shit when you were high school?
00:42:47
Speaker
Everybody would bring whatever they would find it would all go into a punch bowl and it would throw fruit and shit. Witch's brew. Yeah, we call that jungle juice. Yeah, i was going to say probably. Okay, so same thing. Jungle juice, witch's brew.
00:43:01
Speaker
Probably my buddy did this weird thing that he called a kamikaze and it was like ba Jack Daniels, tequila, and God knows what.
00:43:12
Speaker
It was like five or six different liquors. so and then And then he topped it off with like orange juice or apple juice. or That's right here.
00:43:24
Speaker
And it was the most and it was but most foul tasting thing I've ever drank in my life but when we were in high school we would fucking slam them it's gross but yeah but we would slam them and we would get completely fucking destroyed we would just get fucking destroyed off of them and then have to try to pretend like we were sober when his parents would come home and in our heads we were killing it
00:43:58
Speaker
yeah it was like after It was a couple years after we graduated. Bright red rosy cheeks. It was couple years after we graduated. His dad was like, yeah, you guys sucked at that pretending to be sober. I'm not as thin as you drunk am, sir. ooh that's a good question. Have you guys ever had any issues being drunk in front of a law?
00:44:18
Speaker
Yeah, the two times got DUIs. DUI club, cheers. it's you so no i that' be a third I was telling you guys about the time that the nerd cop called me bitch tits because we came out of the bar.
Encounters with Law Enforcement
00:44:37
Speaker
didn't hear the story recently. Yeah, I was just telling you guys that not too long ago because my ex-wife was she was cold and it was raining so I took my shirt off and then he started we started cracking jokes at each other and he was like, whatever, shut up, bitch tits.
00:44:53
Speaker
So the whole way home, i all I heard was bitch tits. Oh, But no, I never have really had any cop issues with cops. ah so And even when I got my DLI, the cop was super cool. Mine was, yeah.
00:45:05
Speaker
A little kinky, but cool. Yeah, times too, actually. You had double, double, double penetration. It might be hard to hear me, but have you had any double double encounters with with the law enforcement while being a cop? you see how much weight this boy's left?
00:45:19
Speaker
Oh, Jellie Roll? Yeah, I don't know. You don't remember if that if you... He's half the size it on that promo. don't think i don't I don't think she can me. They're fucking talking over you. Oh, God, how dare we talk on a podcast?
00:45:35
Speaker
I didn't complain. I was just saying that's why I can't hear him. Goddamn. What'd you ask? I asked her if she had any law enforcement run-ins. well She was intoxicated.
00:45:48
Speaker
you get that last one worked? Yes, I have. yes you have my my buddy this was eight years ago he's like 400 500 pounds and he had to walk like two blocks down the road my car was right there i was like dude i'll just drive you there and i'll pass out in my car and got pulled over yeah oh and i got pulleds over yeah oh shit My car's fine.
00:46:16
Speaker
My car's fine. And the cop was like, he like hooked he like was cuffing me out because I was like, screw it or whatever. And he I was like, ooh, officer. You know, me being stupid, Brittany.
00:46:29
Speaker
He was like, I have some pink fuzzy slips to put on the cuffs in the back of my squad car if you want. And I was like, whoa. Whoa. Yeah, straight up.
00:46:40
Speaker
What is every story? I wanted to have sex with you. What do you mean? That's not even true at all. Didn't you say something about pink fuzzy cuffs? That's about the crap that I'm talking about. Yeah.
00:46:54
Speaker
that story, and yeah, he was going to try to... Okay. running here He going to try to check your... who's running abuses Your prison purse. Your prison wallet. I was like, wait, hold up. I think he he was just going along with the joke that I was doing.
00:47:08
Speaker
through Maybe. Well, we never found out, so... Yeah, I don't know. Excuse me. yeah That was wild.
00:47:20
Speaker
I did not expect that. How many figures does this feel like? Does this feel like a dick to you? Jesus!
00:47:30
Speaker
And I will not say his name on here. Let's play a game. Is it a dick or a baton? No.
00:47:42
Speaker
Old Johnny Cage. Y'all are fucked. Appreciate it, brother. Tonight I'm drinking the champagne of beers. um It's Shempagnon.
00:47:55
Speaker
You can drink that and look down upon Gen Pot. Oh, shot time. You're a fucking monster. is.
00:48:05
Speaker
who's a monster thirty five
00:48:10
Speaker
michael is Not even halfway there. Nice. Because of the pickle shop. guys You guys need to share a cell. Dude, if that thing would have bit me, I could have got turned into a box. Somebody needs a primer.
00:48:24
Speaker
Oh, damn it. look What? It's your job, bro. You got one goddamn job. Share a cell to your grannies. Your grannies. Nine out of ten grannies approved. hear My grannies are dead. Yeah, you silly sluts. Actually, just share this out to anyone of your friends. Did she just say nine out ten grannies are fucking dead? Did I? Share this out to your pal and your priests.
00:48:48
Speaker
i yeah Blaze has already been touched by Jesus once. It felt good, too. And he loved it. It's kind of weird. He really knows how to get her eyes out of it.
00:49:00
Speaker
Did you fuck his hand holes? Maybe his feet hold. He stabbed him. He stabbed him. Befinders.com. I'm going to find him.
00:49:14
Speaker
Dear Jesus, I'm not with them. Jesus is my long guy. He's pretty swell. Like, I have a long guy. am a long guy. They're coming to my long.
00:49:28
Speaker
and My long boy. Yes. Oh, it's my full guy. Nice. but Jesus and Jorge. My landscaper. I didn't even mean to, but I was fancy with that one. look Thank y'all.
00:49:43
Speaker
What you drinking on, bri Brittany? The 10th Granny is the one that you gotta worry about. 10th Granny's dead, unfortunately. Not by nefarious reasons.
00:49:55
Speaker
please I'm not gonna be doing... I'm sorry. I'll just stop by for a cold one on that, Granny. I'm going see Jelly Roll, actually. to see he's got some skills in the ring. What are you drinking on, Brittany? Oh, vodka.
00:50:11
Speaker
Okay. Vodka. I'm not doing a shot of vodka every time. No, don't. ah You will die. Are you having your normal Saturday night?
00:50:21
Speaker
Weed and vodka? Yep. yeah
00:50:26
Speaker
Do they make liquor infused? That might be a stupid question. yeah They do. THC infused or whatever. well yeah i mean there's your and There's your answer. What about beer? You can go buy your own liquid THC drops and infuse them.
00:50:40
Speaker
What about beer? You can't buy beer. I know one thing that places have done And they'll take cannabis terpenes and add to the beers to get... We were talking about that with one of those beers that you had that one get terpene profiles from like a weed, but not actually any T. Oh, okay. That's illegal.
00:51:00
Speaker
Well, how do they get an alcohol? Because I know that like, isn't there drinks out there that you can... No, because alcohol is a federally allowed thing. It's got to through... Oh, gotcha. It's got to go like FDA and all that shit.
00:51:12
Speaker
Okay, so like they don't have to worry about that with like those weed-infused Waters or whatever. yeah as long as it's like within that legal state. It's the Bureau of Guns and Fire. Guns and Fire. to Tobacco and Firearms. I like fire. Alcohol, tobacco. I like guns too. good You know they're coming out of a Wile E. Coyote movie, a live action one where he's, no, it's Wile Coyote is a cartoon, but in a live movie where it's like, Wile E. Coyote loves his Acme.
00:51:41
Speaker
Kind of like they did Space Jam. Acme is going to take Wile E. Coyote. Yeah. and so yes i think yeah so yeah yeah yeah kind of like they did space jam where it was like live action but you still had the cartoons yeah okay that's cool space jam space jam what is that that's a basketball movie the original one had michael jordan in it went going like shot on I'm not even a sports head. I know what Space Jam is. They had to fight the Monstars.
00:52:16
Speaker
M-O-N-E, Stars, bitch. Is that where Manstar gets his name? We're the Monstars. M-O-N, o n stars Maybe it is. I'm Starman.
00:52:28
Speaker
We should start a show. Men of Stars. The Men of Stars. Man, star, and star man. now Peter Kipps was the cat. if um or marque
00:52:43
Speaker
I'm cool. I don't like KISS. You're too cool for school.
00:52:49
Speaker
Actually, you know and i I say that I'm not a big fan of KISS, but I really do think that I might be a closeted KISS fan. Because like more of their music than I think do. You're definitely in the closet.
Sobriety and Missed Opportunities
00:52:58
Speaker
Well, came out of that closet a long time ago.
00:53:01
Speaker
I think you have like one foot in, one foot out. Whatever. just going smoke louder so I can hear her. I'm literally right beside him. I'm right beside him and he's paying no fucking attention me at all.
00:53:13
Speaker
What did you to me?
00:53:26
Speaker
me know inapproprily i admit i came out of that closet and came in your mouth to hear We know. That's what we're laughing about. The chocolate starfish. Chocolate starfish in hot dog flavored water. Yeah, yeah. Pew, pew, pew, pew.
00:53:43
Speaker
Oh, did you forget to flip it? What up, Ripdog? Oh, shit. Fuck it. I'm just taking a minute. I got to turn that.
00:53:54
Speaker
Ladies and gentlemen. Turn at it. It's probably was. We've lost a minute in there somewhere. Yeah, probably. By we, I mean you. That's just your job. I was on Team Blaze with the timer. You're like, no, we got to have the aesthetic.
00:54:07
Speaker
Well, could have still done the timer. That's what the audience would see. They can't even see it. can see it. can see it. I have blood in my eye. i can't see anything.
00:54:19
Speaker
Tarantula, I got 40. Dude, what happened to your eye? That was priceless. Dude, you walked in. On the third time I addressed you and your eyes opened. Yeah. 100 more. 100 more.
00:54:35
Speaker
Well, that's for starting over. I got plenty of beer. So, how do you guys feel sobriety-wise? I feel good. oh that's missed opportunity. We should have one of those breathalyzer things. Oh, that would have been fun.
00:54:46
Speaker
Yeah. Damn. Missed opportunity. yeah you can buy it Yeah, you can get them almost anywhere. but That's insane. How sober are you, Brittany?
00:54:57
Speaker
Two sober? I want to smoke a fucking bowl is what I want to do. Yeah, we got no money in. I bought you dinner. Now I got to now i gotta to order a breathalyzer? I can just call the cops. We can just call the cops and have them. so You guys seem a little bit more intoxicated. I think i think no I'm lubed up, like Brittany said.
00:55:17
Speaker
Hope hope you enjoyed your time with me. Did they say they were going to keep going? I don't remember that. What? but You pay attention like a hawk, so I think Tranchler might be right. Where we are we at? I'm not going to say shit just because I'm not going to make them get too fucked up.
00:55:38
Speaker
Shit. God damn it.
00:55:41
Speaker
it it's Look. I know. It is an issue for some issue. No, in all honesty, I feel okay right now.
00:55:53
Speaker
um I'm definitely more... Keep fucking going then, good dog! I got more pep in my stuff. I'm starting to this i'm starting to think this challenge is is not even like challenging.
00:56:04
Speaker
For who? For either of y'all. Where are we at? Time to drink. kind It hits you like a freaking ton of bricks, though, when it hits you.
00:56:16
Speaker
You're at 42. Okay, so um ah yeah I'm on my third beer. Gosh, I wish my cousins were in here right now. We used to play this shit all the fucking time. You have to remember, I have 16 ounces, not 12 ounces. What's that, Brittany?
00:56:30
Speaker
Uh-oh. My cousins and I used to play this all the time when we were younger, now that I'm older, I don't think I could hang anymore.
00:56:40
Speaker
This this would probably kick your ass. You're slow down. used to kick my ass back then. So yeah, for sure. It was totally 100% kick my ass. g Oh, Glick, you want to fill that question, sir? ah What was that question? Glick, you still getting ready? November, sad day here in Clearwater. I got back from having a drink with drink of the Oh, man, sorry. ah No, dude, where have you been? like and sad da that's ah that's That's old. That's months old news. Several months old news now.
00:57:11
Speaker
Now we split up. We're no longer together. I got me a new lady. I got me a new lady. Now we got Brandy, the baddest bitch in the town.
00:57:23
Speaker
Brittany took the words right out of my mouth. Oh, MK, that's a great... ah why about the skill test like a sobriety test or some shit i can do that still we'll do it afterwards zyxw2 i'm not doing that shit like that i can't find it if she's over there mumbling that's the britney fame it's she uses her phone and she doesn't have headphones so she's not i'm not using my phone you ah you're not i just i do I literally just like fade off into my own thoughts. but She's an earbud pen because there's a lot of times where she goes outside to smoke shit it bur in and she'll still talk to us. No, it's just a headband.
00:58:07
Speaker
And we've gotten busted because she's gone out smoke and then we talk shit about her. She's like, I can hear you, fuckers. I can still hear you, asshole. Yeah, that's right. I keep forgetting Blaze hasn't been around for a little bit on Saturdays. So she'll start talking.
00:58:22
Speaker
but she'll be talking when i go ill ho with about whatever. and then and then she's just like who no no know well because sometimes i feel like i like i i feel like i don't want to finish my sentence because i'll like think about it and like wait did i really want to tell maybe i should have thought about telling this sometimes i worry like more like i am i i was done anyway bitch fuck you
00:58:52
Speaker
Brittany, you can't start a story and then just fade out and pretend like it never happened. That's how it works. It's like you guys literally cut me off right at the end of my fucking like sentence. You were going to fade. You were going to fade. What sentence? It was just a string of words that made no sense.
00:59:09
Speaker
It's Brittany's world. We live in it. Shut the fuck up, Michael. It's Brittany, bitch. Sorry, I'm not allowed to push any buttons tonight, Brittany. Otherwise, would have played your music. Why is she wearing curlers? like old lady yeah Are you wearing curlers? Oh, it's a headband.
00:59:22
Speaker
No, it's a headband. I told you it was a headband. Take your fucking sunglasses off. My friend, she makes them. She has like a hundred of them. That's all you People because you eat ass or are they actually talking shit?
00:59:41
Speaker
yeah scott step
00:59:45
Speaker
that's fucked people talking crap to your face because you eat ass or are they actually talking I love scott i much scott Scott. Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.
00:59:59
Speaker
Did he just put Jelly Roll through a table? He did. 44. Jelly went through a table, bro. um and He's over here watching SummerSlam. I am watching SummerSlam.
01:00:11
Speaker
Well, you have an audience to to entertain. I am. That's only 45? What's that? Are you, though? I am. 46, 47. empty. um empty I'm doing questionable.
01:00:23
Speaker
Tarantula, what number are you on?
01:00:28
Speaker
I got 45. I just went through my third gear. It should be halfway there. 316s is 48.
01:00:39
Speaker
What was that? Yeah, she saw it. That's what's up. My girl Shelby that needs this. She's watching right now. I wasn't second guessing you.
01:00:52
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I was just confused at life because he's over here. early i've got man I'm like 46 here. yeah Remember those those are like 1.7. Remember you were yelling at me about filling mine up and you're just over here there like dump.
01:01:07
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Flip it. Fucking Janet. I hate that bitch. Check out Threat Vance. Sorry Janet if you're listening. You need to project your voice though. Ah!
01:01:18
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oh yeah with you item That's a lot better. Say it with your chest, whore. What slur. ah Get it right, fucker. I did. I saw it. I made a mistake and I had to get it right. My bad, slur.
01:01:31
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Slur face me. That's me. That's me. pink Fucker, I you
01:01:42
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That's me. My name's Bob. That's me. That's like super aggressive. so's not ten years soul There's a wrong one. There there ain't no Jelly roll really good. Oh, dude. Jelly's going to make a comeback, dude. Look, they're escorted him out of the arena. They're like, oh, he's like, oh, I'm hurt. Oh, I'm dying.
01:02:10
Speaker
Oh my God. you're ready take shot Oh my God. I'm dying. Shot face. What is that like recent? Flip it. It's start now but it's just not a good one to be watching. It's sticky. Jelly Roll. Look, he's doing the old, ah what was that? What was that black singer? They did Apollo Creed's at interest music in rock. That was James Brown.
01:02:33
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The hardest working business. and so That's Jelly Roll's doing right now. Chimichanga. Hey, can I do something real quick? What? You have to.
01:02:44
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Can I say you something really quick? I know it's it's it's about alcohol. Okay, so I told you my friend she makes these. She's just now a year in something sober now.
01:02:57
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but She's watching us right now. So let's give her props for being sober. Yeah, probably not a good show to watch when you're kicking sobriety's ass.
01:03:08
Speaker
We apologize for our No, I don't. Give her props. Give her props. this is This is what's happening tonight, right? Yeah, for those of you who don't know.
01:03:20
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Look at that. I can put that up and they still see each other. Shot time, not bowl time. Shit. oh Here's a shot for show. Shit. That's not right. It's beer, not weed 30.
01:03:33
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ah Eating some nice long grass. she
01:03:40
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Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants. Michael is not feeling the crossfades yet. Good Rich. looks like he's feeling the crossfades.
01:03:54
Speaker
This guy smokes. This thing is fucking... i Seeing it on the show, I'm like, Jesus Christ, he hits that a lot.
01:04:05
Speaker
And don't know anything about weed. but seen in a bird And it looks like a penis in person. I know it's Darth Vader, but that looks like a straight-up penis that you put to your face every minute. You wish it was Why do I wish it was? It's not mine. Because you want me so bad. Yeah. Oh, wait.
01:04:20
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That's Darth Dung over here. Darth Vader. Dick Vader. Jesus Christ. it's dark don over yeah vader dic vader dollar yeah leader
01:04:38
Speaker
Welcome to my world. couch That's why we drink light beer.
01:04:45
Speaker
Less filling. Less bloat. Tastes great. Less bloat. Oh, with choke slam from Jelly Roll. Is he actually wrestling?
01:04:57
Speaker
Yeah, dude, look. Dude, he just chokeslam.
Wrestling and Pop Culture Debates
01:05:01
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Logan Paul's in the wrestling ring. Dude, Logan Paul's actually a great wrestler. Logan Paul is a total package, dude. I can't masturbate to this.
01:05:13
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i got you. yeah
01:05:21
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ah Quick. This is why we do it live. Quick like a tiger.
01:05:26
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Oh, me, oh, my. Because if it wasn't live, it would probably happen. so we're So we're coming up on one hour. Okay. What did he say? All right, so we just hit 50 shots.
01:05:40
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oh wow you get but what did he say blaze without um right so we just hit fifty shots And we're at 829, and we started at 731.
01:05:57
Speaker
We should be farther ahead. Well, there was there was some times you guys forgot to flip it right away. Don't put that right. Don't put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby. 15 minutes. What time do we start? 31? 21. So it should be 811. Oh, no, no. Yeah, an hour and 40 minutes. 821.
01:06:14
Speaker
We're on target. Oh, yeah, we're on target, yeah. Okay. An hour and 40. 100 minutes. That's what? An hour and 40 minutes. Good job. We're there. and Fair enough. trans send the puy there i mean We could have just knocked in bitches and been like, fuck 100 minutes.
01:06:33
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We're going to go in even two hours.
01:06:37
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Just go until one y'all dies? Yeah. You're going to have to go get more beer. Oh, man. We could door dash. like something. lot my DoorDash app. Don't turn on your dash. Go get Blaze's phone.
01:06:55
Speaker
um shit You didn't turn it or something. It's been an hour and a half. Almost. Has it been an hour? Did you guys pre-game?
01:07:08
Speaker
No, I didn't have anything to drink.
01:07:13
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Then it was like seven weeks ago. Turn on his Dasher app, then we'll dash beer, and hopefully we'll Blaze. This time, and Blaze is like, oh, I gotta go pick up beer for some assholes here in town. Why poor Blaze? Because I have to do the beer run?
01:07:31
Speaker
No, I know. We can DoorDash. I'm talking to the audience. Shut up, audience. We're talking. let's Sorry. Shut up, audience, you dumb bitches. Yeah, we don't want to. They're fucked.
01:07:43
Speaker
there are fun Bunch of fucking heathens and gin pop. oh Stinky, smelly sluts. Not that you, audience. You guys are amazing.
01:07:56
Speaker
I have to go take a fucking bath. The other one has got three counted. Did you say I have to take a bathtub? right Here. um wait A bathtub. After the challenge is over, we'll hit the...
01:08:09
Speaker
With the longest song. Dude, that is the problem right now for me because... I'll take turns. Because... Well, I got two bathrooms. Plus, once it gets dark, I'll stand right around the corner. You guys might see me looking like that kid from the Blair Witch product.
01:08:23
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Standing in the corner taking a piss. Nice.
01:08:28
Speaker
You know how many nights I've been out here drinking and I'm just standing up and right there and right... don't fucking care. I'm a man. don't fucking care. I'm a man. I'm a man. I wear a cowboy of boots and jeans and a flannel when it's 100 degrees and I drive my Dodge pickup truck because it's American.
01:08:50
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I'm telling you I
01:08:55
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some us still have to let things move around a little bit. good bill
01:09:00
Speaker
I feel a lot of... Yeah. I need my neck pain. You want me to burp you? ah Did the baby need the bourbon? I might just do that, Tranchel. I might just do that. sure
01:09:14
Speaker
What's that? Do what, Blaze? Nobody asked me, bitch. I deserve that. yes Just piss underneath the table.
01:09:26
Speaker
Hey, Tranchel, what number do you got? I have a glass tabletop we can see. plus I have 53. Plus, he's sitting right across from me. No one's to the see it. i think we're Remember that Hogan movie, No Holds Bar? Yes.
01:09:40
Speaker
The bathroom feed. Tiny wankers. Oh my. I don't remember that. He's like taking a piss at the bad guys. Look over at him and he looks over. And he laughs.
01:09:53
Speaker
I'm on point tonight, guys. No, remember that Hulk Hogan? what was the show? Hulk Hogan and his family. What was it called? Hogan yells racial slurs. Hogan knows best, yeah.
01:10:10
Speaker
Yeah, that show is wild. And then his daughter like had a spinoff where she made her own show out of that. Brooke Hogan. Brooke Hogan, yeah.
01:10:20
Speaker
Slore. Slore. But not in a good way. really Didn't her mom start banging one of her exes or something? No, her mom was banging one of her exes. Oh, that was what it was.
01:10:33
Speaker
yeah she It was both. That's a whole fucked up situation. You know what? I was never a big Hogan fan growing up. But I got to give the man credit where credit's due. I mean, he is an icon. He is a legend in the industry. And he did do lot for wrestling. and He really put WWF. I think he held wrestling back.
01:10:52
Speaker
No, I think. No, no. Like, in the early days of WWF or WWE. Yeah, he was the guy who would go to Vince McMahon like, hey, the other wrestlers are in the back talking about unionizing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Healthcare care and stuff.
01:11:05
Speaker
And no, he held wrestling back. No, no, I'm talking about i'm talking about as a Actually, complete opposite. story but yeah yes no yes and Yes, but there's more to it. So as as far as wrestling being popularized, Hogan was that fixture. Like he was that guy. He stepped on other people to do that.
01:11:24
Speaker
He did. That's not awesome. no no No, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about for the industry. However, this is, again, I am not, I was never a Hogan fan growing up.
01:11:35
Speaker
And as I got older and I learned more about Hogan and I realized that he was a fucking scumbag because, you know, they say like John Cena will hold back up and coming talent or he'll or he'll push them down or whatever.
01:11:48
Speaker
John Cena has lost the guys in big matches to elevate their career. Where Hogan like there's a story about ah Hogan was supposed to lose to somebody. Because when he went to WCW, he had full creative control of his ah his character and what happened and everything like that.
01:12:06
Speaker
He was supposed to drop the belt to, I think, I can't remember who it was. But regardless, but Hogan went out and intentionally got himself disqualified because said, I'm not losing.
01:12:22
Speaker
and Fuck that guy. You know? Fuck the story. Yeah. That's what i mean. like He was a fucking dirtbag. Yeah, he was a dirtbag. But he was the face of an industry in the early days yeah that brought the popularity.
01:12:37
Speaker
That's what I'm saying. like
01:12:42
Speaker
What are you saying, huh? Open your ear holes and listen, you slur. He made wrestling popular amongst the masses. I don't believe I'm going to say this, but I might ban that word from the network.
01:12:56
Speaker
Oh, on, man. wendys yeah It gets you so much. Back to Jen Pop. Well, if people would stop being fucking swores. Swores going back to Jen Pop. Sorry, Britt. How many is that?
01:13:14
Speaker
don't give a fuck. I honestly don't care. You're at 56. How are you feeling over there, buddy? the
01:13:21
Speaker
I'm having a hard... This is what I'm having a hard time doing. The first two beers are fine. I'm having on me i'm having a hard time not drinking. okay I want a drink. Uh-oh.
01:13:34
Speaker
Is she all tangled up around the light? Oh, no.
01:13:41
Speaker
yeah I just scared it. We should be having some people but we come in. This movie does not look good. It's not good, I saw it. What movie? Fantastic Four. Nothing about it looks like it's going to be good.
01:13:53
Speaker
Fantastic Four is fucking terrible.
01:13:58
Speaker
and Why are you yelling at me? I just said it looked like it was going to be a terrible movie. Because you called me a slur, you fucking slur. I don't know. you that's should we just The new one, we talked about this though. You said there's a new one coming out or whatever?
01:14:14
Speaker
I don't like the old one. old one's terrible. I thought you were talking about doing it. I got to piss. Nope. Nope. You can't do it until after the challenge.
01:14:25
Speaker
I don't know if I'm going able to hold out talking to child. Wait, what's the number, too? ah That rule wasn't explained to me. It was just... 100 shots, 100 minutes. i can take it There's no pausing.
01:14:37
Speaker
and I can take a piss. Plus, I'll take a shot with me and just yell at me one minute. I realize Liz is enjoying this so much. but that stop That fucking shit is strong, bro.
01:14:50
Speaker
This shit's loud. Yeah. it Oh, my bad. is that I don't know the lingo when it comes to weed. That shit's loud. Three more to go. That shit's loud, dog. This is 58. Yep.
01:15:02
Speaker
That shit's loud, Michael. Can you finish your drinks? but
01:15:10
Speaker
but Y'all are over the halfway mark. Yeah, I feel good, man. This is easy. You look like you're struggling. I'm getting full. That's my problem.
01:15:23
Speaker
and You're not any less of a man if you have to tap out. I'm not tapping. Just know if you tap out, you're bottom. I mean, you're going to be the bottom.
01:15:34
Speaker
drink yeah I know you're drinking. like What are you drinking while why while they drink? Y'all are dumb. Power bottom. ah
01:15:44
Speaker
Oh, God. There things I want to say, but I just feel full of that. Michael won't tap out. That's right, Tarantula. Oh, God. Damn it, Janet.
01:15:56
Speaker
Let's just go that way with it. Oh, my God. well I feel like we should just take one just because. No, just wait here in a moment. Oh, I didn't realize it. God damn it. Yeah. the That's yours now.
01:16:08
Speaker
Why is that mine? Lick it up.
Drinking Challenge Antics
01:16:10
Speaker
but a mungrag It looks like a penis.
01:16:15
Speaker
Y'all get ready to shoot. go one It looks like a penis. I can't go get a rag.
01:16:22
Speaker
I made up obtain a penis out of fluff. don't know. He's like, did you mark it? Yeah. he's like he's like i'm did yeahm right like i oh even that we and give ah did used to have stuff out here um but You guys take care of your... I'm not your maid. don't clean up after you. I'm not going give you a dribble. plate You need a bib. but i don't need a bib. He's making a mess with me.
01:16:47
Speaker
You hit me. Oh, my God. You're such a baby. Did you it? I'm not touching such a baby. Fucking comedian. I swear to God. Didn't skin little bitches. Yes.
01:17:05
Speaker
You said it, not me. I just agreed.
01:17:10
Speaker
I can't believe we own the exact same sunglasses. That's fucking hilarious. That's fucking awesome, bro. That's like hashtag soulmates.
01:17:21
Speaker
Brandy, watch out. Michael's coming for you, man. It has nothing to do with soulmates. It's just the fact that we're both really fucking cheap and shop at the Dollar Tree. Okay, that's more believable. I got that Dollar Tree money, yo. Dollar Dollar Tree, dog.
01:17:38
Speaker
yall Dollar Dollar, y'all. I'm glad you guys have a babysitter. What? y'all at six Who's our babysitter? I'm good for now.
01:17:51
Speaker
What are you pointing at, Brittany? Who's our babysitter? She was like... Whatever our blazes It's sky love. you need a babysitterag romance grown i love it's kind
01:18:12
Speaker
You don't know nothing about that? No. you know Thanks, Holmes. More like dollar, dollar, dollar pity tree. ah play wow Oh, it's my show. I can do whatever I want.
01:18:26
Speaker
Oh, yeah, you better hurry up. Hurry, hurry up, y'all. When we were having that conversation and like a couple Saturdays ago about the Walmart money and shit like that, people being bougie. Like, and hereon I really got a piss.
01:18:43
Speaker
too It doesn't matter. We'll at the same time. It doesn't matter. I'm just saying, if I take a shot with me, don't cross the streams. They're not even here anymore, so just do it. You need project your voice. You need to talk over these two idiots.
01:18:57
Speaker
Yeah, project your voice. is these These drunken dunces. Come on, bro. Well, then y'all are going to just get pissed off and talk mad shit and make Wow. Somebody's in her feelings tonight. Are you on your period, Brittany?
01:19:14
Speaker
Is this Shark Week? Unfortunately, no. So let's not talk about that. Did she say, unfortunately, it's not Shark Week? Please find a bucket so they can cross streams. I said no I just say, i hear about that if i take a shot and then we turn the one with me All you guys have to do is yell, click, drink, and then I'll drink while I'm in there.
01:19:42
Speaker
I can drink and hold my dick at the same time. I do it all the time. Ew. No the fuck I won't. Why would I... I would never do that to alcohol. Nobody wants to talk about your fucking dinner, you She's there mumbling.
01:19:58
Speaker
but britt I'm sorry. Sorry, Brittany. I'm sorry, Brittany. i was I was just talking. and it wasn't...
01:20:07
Speaker
I said you bitch ass. but she just oh and I'm trying to get a dick out of my kinetic sand right now, okay? You're trying to get a dick out of what? what I have kinetic sand, right?
01:20:24
Speaker
And I'm trying to make a wiener out of it. They're at 61. 61, 62. It doesn't work. 62. sixty one sixty two it doesn't work sixty two You take 62?
01:20:37
Speaker
you already taken Wow. I got a piss. go Let's go. You can catch up one. Just leave it here. You can catch one when you get back. I'm going to make it a mustard two minutes later. You're a mugger.
01:20:53
Speaker
good Yeah, they did take one when the like share thing was done. Huh? She didn't see it physically, so she's not counting it. yeah We owe her one more. I didn't see them all. gotta sit down. There's no... You gotta sit here. So... So what we need to do... What we need to do right now... Is plan the... We need to plan the funeral right now. host the challenge That's why I said yell at me when I... i can Go, go, go.
01:21:20
Speaker
I'm gonna drink it. ah You know better than me. It doesn't count. It doesn't count. Yeller fuckheads. We're planning both y'all's funerals right now.
01:21:31
Speaker
It's like taking the duct tape off during Edward Fortyhands. and san jesus So what you're saying is, I'm just going to piss in this sitting right here? no Because I've got to piss too. And it's happening. You say I give up.
01:21:45
Speaker
Hey, so please, please, why aren't you showing your face, huh?
01:21:53
Speaker
What's that? Why aren't you showing your face, huh? because I'm producing tonight and the camera is on mic. I want to know why it's... You're the sober one.
01:22:05
Speaker
an area Yes, I am the sober one. ready to piss? Yeah. What are you doing there? Fucking telling Blaze you can eat my dick. Wow. Suck my asshole. Wow. As far as I'm concerned, you will. That's for later, guys.
01:22:18
Speaker
stress in the rules You can't add rules. As much as I hate to say it, I'm with W. You had rules all the fucking time. Shut up, it's my networking show, Brittany. But this was the rules. The rules were 100 shots in 100 minutes. Fair enough.
01:22:35
Speaker
ah But there was, and and I do remember, trans i I do remember Tarantula said. Since we're being very liberal with the timer anyway. There's that too.
01:22:47
Speaker
Man, fuck what? Are you going to go pee what? I'm holding but And I will... I'm pitching that thing. Don't make me do it. and i will under you motherberggers And I will adhere to this because Tranchell brought it up the other night when we talked about this.
01:22:59
Speaker
We have to go 101 minutes. Not that I'm in any fear of anybody puking, but we have to go 101 minutes without throwing up. Which I agree with. Did you just puking the bathroom when you went there?
01:23:13
Speaker
Yes, Brittany. If you need to use the restroom, you can use the bathroom. Yeah, after after four beers, I went and hurled. Just checking. He'll dump his out. He'll dump his out.
01:23:23
Speaker
get Get ready to get ready. Give me the flipper glit. I got it. Yeah,
01:23:32
Speaker
it doesn't take me long to piss. Yeah, I didn't know I couldn't piss. If I'd have been told I couldn't piss, I would have never got up. We're at 65 at the moment.
01:23:41
Speaker
I just noticed the sand timer. The hourglass timer? yeah That's from a dentist, isn't it? you like It's a minute glass. It's a minute glass. that from ah That's from the dentist's office, isn't it?
01:23:54
Speaker
No, it's from the game. we are on What are we on? They actually have a game on? yeah absolutely Games back in the day would come with... Yeah, it was just from what? Taboo? sta strategy strategy Back before games came with calculators.
01:24:12
Speaker
james we gotta do You know what we got to do one time on here? I'm spilling this shit. You know what we got to on here one time? We got to play you like... That's what I used for my kids growing up. know minutes sir We got to use... Time out clock.
01:24:32
Speaker
Oh, come on, Michael. You're one. here i am i made room two more beers but You lost your shot. Oh, it just flipped to...
01:24:43
Speaker
That's why you don't stop for the bathroom, because if it was continually going, you'd just... Yeah. yeah and Well, you know what? Get your man under control. I'll do it again.
01:24:54
Speaker
i thought you were talking about, like, tying out for two minutes. Oh, no. Two minutes. I'll do the challenge again, and now that I know that I can't piss, I didn't know that I couldn't piss. that's and was Is that a rule or not? I don't know. I've never played this game before.
01:25:09
Speaker
Well, if you think about how the rules are structured, you're not supposed have time to do anything but sit there and take a shot. But I took a piss and I came back before the timer was up. He didn't, though. I have a man-sized bladder. I'm sorry. I have a little baby-sized bladder.
01:25:25
Speaker
Jesus. It's a tough crowd. You fail.
01:25:32
Speaker
yeah yeah I'm sure you're used to that, Michael. They're not funny at all. i do you you know It's been like a minute and ten seconds. Maybe maybe a minute and a half.
01:25:46
Speaker
I dropped it. I don't know. i don't know. I was team i blu i was team alarm. like I was team alarm. um Don't give me shit over here. tim blow Team blow? I don't know. I didn't know nor that I could. Shut
01:26:03
Speaker
god Killing it as always. i Don't be starting my snort count now. and we're what We're worried about the beer shot count, not my snort count.
01:26:18
Speaker
So um two will be empty for me. But I'm sure the more beer shots, the more snorts will come. Two more. um more me, uh, I'll mark this one and go grab it.
01:26:33
Speaker
How are you boys feeling? do you, uh, you grab me a, uh, please? Bloated for sure. I'm cool. My belly's tight. I'm good. um mean So you gotta burp like a motherfucker?
01:26:44
Speaker
and I've done it a couple times. It's not enough. but Let it all out. No,
01:26:53
Speaker
I'm actually good. I'm feeling good.
01:27:00
Speaker
Brits first. Snortney Cox, ladies and gentlemen. Snortney Cox.
01:27:07
Speaker
Thank you. Oh, no, don't you go pee. You're allowed to go pee. You gotta be here to count. Or it doesn't count. I think you marked the one right before he left.
01:27:21
Speaker
This feels a lot longer. Yeah.
01:27:27
Speaker
That's my problem. I want to keep drinking. This minute timer is slowing me down right now. The fuck, bro? this blah bla that blue like My cousin won't say the same shit. That's terify as i looking so funny.
01:27:43
Speaker
I think that's an alien given the international symbol of eating ass. I don't know. hey yeah but Oh, it's flying drink into its mouth.
01:27:58
Speaker
Hey, Brandy. How are you doing? People really can't do this. Hi, baby girl. you talking of me Shut up. Marked our last one. That's all I did.
01:28:10
Speaker
People really can't do this challenge. are you talking about? like People struggle to do this challenge. i don't know. Well, the way y'all do it, I don't see why they would. I want to do it legit. well i think I think it's been pretty legit.
01:28:24
Speaker
I know when I was and my twenty s and i said i said hey baby buro one in 20s did anybody explain to Johnny Bongs what's going on Johnny Bongs we're gonna open the door up here and let's let Brittany explain what's going on dude she's gonna start talking about oh just the brastlers and pizza okay favorite so please ladies and gentlemen here's what's going on why she's so serious
01:28:56
Speaker
There's what's going on tonight on the Nonsensical Network. These two fucks are taking a shot every minute of beer.
01:29:07
Speaker
Boom. See? That was 70. Example. say They get fucked. um That's about all I know.
01:29:20
Speaker
Soon we're going to be opening up the shit for y'all to come talk shit too. And here goes the Britney thing. So what are we doing tonight? These fucks. Oh my god. These fucks are drinking a shot of every minute.
01:29:38
Speaker
And if you couldn't tell, they've already had 70. What do they want to tell me? 70 shots of Somebody would but want to tell me but want to help us And the one has a clearly. this... is ah anding awesome we will we will i be in the we will be opening the door as soon as we're done with the challenge and i imagine it some way
01:30:10
Speaker
we will be taking this
01:30:14
Speaker
party in the house. I'm taking this party my ass to bed. We got another four and a half hours to give you splits. Place is calling. I totally, I doubt that's happen. shot? Yeah. Was that 71? Yes. Oh, shit.
01:30:33
Speaker
Josh! are and working out susan would you guys just take a shot yeah yeah you um was that seventy one yes oh yeah but fucking sink josh Bromance.
01:30:45
Speaker
Bromance. Hashtag. Hashtag bromance. Sometimes you just need to feel the gentle growth of another man. Fair enough. Hashtag gay one. Cheers to everyone out there.
01:30:58
Speaker
I'm glad you caught what I was putting down there. The smell when I'm stepping in. What just happened? What happened to what?
01:31:07
Speaker
but the What the fuck just happened? What happened what? To what? yeah Oh, my computer just froze for a moment. don't know. yeah shot Shot. Shot. Shot. Oh, thank you, girlfriend. Sorry. I'm like trying to like read at the same time.
01:31:23
Speaker
Thanks, Angel. Liquor's only drinking. What do mean, I'm only drinking?
01:31:32
Speaker
It's cross-fading. nobody's eating that I took an extra one. I don't got time to wait for this minute timer.
01:31:44
Speaker
That smells great. Gay. Hey, what's your favorite color? Go. Blue. We said blue. i was going to say black.
01:31:55
Speaker
Blue, black, and silver are my favorite colors. I like that, actually. I'm not racist. I like black. He didn't ask though, did he? What the fuck? I didn't say that.
01:32:07
Speaker
Please, we're... It's getting little dark out here. Yeah. I don't know, what's it look like? yeah No, it's Jesus Christ! The place is like, I'll fix it. We'll turn you into power.
01:32:22
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but Yeah, we're getting cancelled because of like this.
01:32:29
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Shot! It's literally getting dark outside, you degenerates. don't put Don't put your fucking don't project your racism on me. that a shot?
01:32:51
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i have a really embarrassing video of me and my sister doing like ah not ah dance i always saw holiday fa i think i dance to that song when i was like fifteen let me finish a sentence before you make a weird so You made it weird when you were like me and my sister having an embarrassing video out there on the internet. Yeah, no, no.
01:33:13
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You're the one that put it out. I will bring up the last time you said something really weird. That's a magnifier hose. And we're going to just lay down and pee on candles. if they out of words I would like to give you the bio fire hose.
01:33:29
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Nerk. The Nerk knows shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. There's too much happening. shoot shoot shoot he's watching his language go grab my other beep yeah he is brit he is your whole last face
01:34:02
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you're going good so says brandy and see my eye bri ah person' even here good evening me Maybe you look like you're feeling good. Oh, yeah. Oh, well, and you see my eye, Brittany?
01:34:13
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Sorry, I was trying to come downstairs. What the fuck happened to you? I'm turning into a zombie or a vampire. um managers love That's what's up. Sparkle in the sun. Yeah, you will. watch be fabulous You will sparkle.
01:34:27
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I almost sparkle all over your face. that wouldn't talk I doubt I am feeling not. I got a little extra pep in my step, but I'm feeling good.
01:34:38
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I was super focused on this before we started. I think Blaze pointed that out before we ever even started. and no five no Hold up. oh Never mind. was focused before we got started. andy And now I'm feeling real good, baby.
01:34:56
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What's wrong with you in Japanese? salt
01:35:02
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what's right what's all japanese I don't know. I probably have a brain bleed and an aneurysm. i might be having a stroke. I don't know what's going on with my eye. It's just happened.
01:35:13
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Are your fingers crossed that I'm having all those things happen? Did you hear that? If I get away from you, then I am. and win or Winning. You're going to barf. I'm getting a buzz.
01:35:28
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Really? Yes. well Keep in mind. At most, I might drink once every six, seven weeks. See, that's what I was saying, and I told Blaze that, and I and i told, and and I think, yeah, we talked about that. I'm an underdog in this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:35:43
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But I'm a fucking warrior. We literally talked about this last week, about how you might not be able to do it. Well, you're going wrong, because I'm getting dead. Click on the bingo card.
01:35:55
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Shut up, man. I was swapping out the battery. It was dying. noise I am not on anybody's bingo card.
01:36:04
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I might have to get another beer. Or maybe Blaze would get it for me. Either way, i might get another beer. What are we at? We got about two more beers ago. 76. Oh, yeah, I might need another one. I didn't grab another one. 24. Yeah, it's two more beers ago. Thank you, sir.
01:36:21
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sha sha Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot. Yeah, I don't know what's going on, my but it's driving me crazy because I can now see it. it? No, I can't feel it, but I can see it. Yeah.
01:36:32
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So what was the best time... Does it obstruct your vision at all? Yeah, no. and You're in good shape. You're all Well, that's what... It's a bus of...
01:36:44
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Frozen. Made it. Gone.
01:36:52
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Can't hear it. No, I don't know. It's like a... Flax injection. Flax injection. If you guys really make merch for shot glasses and shit like that, I get some fucking cred for that. because but is she Why is she something we've never even talked about? show We have talked about it. I can bring it back on the fucking other fucking podcast right now.
01:37:21
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Michael Lewis is so much fun. Dang it. yeah <unk> dude
01:37:27
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recognize um yeah there's a very uh is liberal the right word like this is a very liberal challenge challenge what am i thinking of like honestly i'm just giving you shit y'all are fucked up it's funny the way that we're just not like we're very nonchalant about the rules and stuff like that close close nonchalance yeah yeah you remind me my bosses at my job um um You know what, Michael? I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm filling them all the way up.
01:37:59
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Good for you. I'm going for it. I'm all the way up. No one can stop me. That's what the Canaanians say. and Full fucking sin.
01:38:11
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So apparently you hacked off to our last night. I hacked off? Hacked off from a clustered blood vessel in your eye. Yeah, well, I was jerking off. Oh, crap. Don't tell them that I was jerking off live when we were live. What's up, Jedi? Happy birthday.
01:38:25
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Jedi, happy birthday, brother. Happy birthday, Jedi. Oh, that's why I wanted to come on all immediately. Jedi, happy birthday default. Much love, bro. Jedi, when we get done with this shot, we just took a drink. The loose libation challenge. like it.
01:38:40
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I dig it. said I was going to what? i
01:38:48
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i said i was going to work You said you were going to last night on the shaman show. You said you were going to whack off. Oh, no. Well, I didn't. You guys jerked off on the shaman show too last night.
01:39:00
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I was jerking off on Blaze's show last night because that's what I do. Why do I come on the camera? What is my life? Fucking happy birthday, Jedi. Fucking, he's an old life. What is my fucking life?
01:39:12
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What is my fucking life? Look at me. I'm probably going to be high for the next six days. ah Because I don't smoke weed in the desert.
01:39:24
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I'm like in the middle of these days. I can't wait to get off work tomorrow because I got fucking mushrooms to taste. Talking like he's going to work tomorrow. I He's going to be there two hours later. He's so cute.
01:39:40
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What are you going to have to tomorrow? You got to do what to soothe his what? Fix your car. What's wrong with the cat? What's wrong with the cat? So, Honda. Translator, let's shop. Yep, there's a shot.
01:39:52
Speaker
And they want. Take a guess. What the fuck is a Honda Fit? Yes. It's a go-kart. It's a trash car. How much? Take a stab, gang. Just tell me what's wrong with it. I'll take a stab. The Honda. I know, I know.
01:40:07
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The Honda. and The Honda shop. like The Honda shop. Some fucking Japs. Honda shop. at 79. I'm at 79. I'm at 79. twenty five hundred Yeah, I would say 21.
01:40:22
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You're what? Shit. almost no that shit I need someone to pour my drinks now, goddammit. It's really affecting you this much. I'm buzzed out i am buzz up. I I'm going to sleep well I'm five beers in. I'm barely even done with my appetizers.
01:40:49
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20 more to go.
01:40:54
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I really wish I would have told my cousins to join. you why Go tell your cousins to join. need stand up and take some deep breaths. They will catch up to you and still kick your fucking ass.
01:41:06
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yeah Who in the fuck are you talking to? I'm just kidding. That was obviously over... your Your cousins will die.
01:41:17
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drinking with me. There's never time to wash your hands after. make the competition. you you i'm making a fuckingcking constitution Don't you ever do that, baby. You got about 15 more. I'm good. I'm i'm money. one morning I'm actually about 20 more. twenty morning Yeah, I'm good, baby.
01:41:34
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I really am. It's Michael, I'm concerned. yeah i was making you i' just gonna have the pi um This was this was my big concern was Michael. boom And then as soon as they're done, after these next 20 shots, it's open door challenge. Yeah, we're going to take a real quick break, and then we're to come back, and Blaze please is producing tonight. drop that link. He's going to drop it like it's hot.
01:41:54
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drop The link he's going to drop like it's hot, but he's also going to be over here on the patio dropping it like it's hot, but you guys won't see it. Actually, I'm going to go get my plan. Thank you, Brandy. Dude, I be saying that all the time.
01:42:08
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wash your motherfucking hands. Especially if you're going to be touching on some person. you're going to be touching on our ladies after you piss or shit, wash your fucking hands.
01:42:20
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The only thing I'm going to be touching after I take a piss is more beer.
01:42:25
Speaker
Well, tonight, yeah, clearly. um good much Plus, my shit's clean. it's clever It's clean and short. I don't want to know about your fucking Yeah, don't bring my shit up if you don't want to know about my shit.
01:42:40
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ah tell Just saying in general, Mother Trucker. like Wow. Perfect timing.
01:42:53
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Let's go. my blood vessel in my eyeball. That was the first question. The hand thing is where they say, oh, no, they're nasty in a lot of different ways, but no, like, you touch a lot of things. I've been coughing a lot.
01:43:08
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Actually, today, so when I was helping Kevin and TJ move, TJ's a nurse, and one of their very good friends, ah Josh and Amanda, Amanda's a nurse, and then there was like three. Wow.
01:43:22
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sorry dr There was like three other nurses there today. and They all went full on mom on me. But they asked if I was recently vomited vomiting a lot or if I had been coughing a lot to cause.
01:43:38
Speaker
i didn't know that that could I didn't know that could burst a... Why is my ass lying? What am I lying about?
01:43:46
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I didn't know you could pop a blood vessel in your eye hole. Did you vomit? Yes. im out. Mike is out.
01:43:56
Speaker
I tried my hardest. You had a good run, man. mark and Oh, my God. I can smell it now. Ew, don't even. How about my short dick? I'm like trying to cover my ears while my earbuds are in my ears. i Did you shoot?
01:44:13
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Yeah, shot, and I flipped. Damn it. this sam I'm not going to talk shit. I'm going to kill you. You're good? You're good?
01:44:24
Speaker
Yeah. I'm out. Take sips of butter. Yeah. That was rough. Something that made it over the sidewalk from this side of that fence. I can smell it. Stop saying that you can smell it.
01:44:38
Speaker
Oh, my God. I can smell it. going to have to get some of them. oh could they potatooes or something That was not dig and potatoes. What's this crossfading? What's she talking about? That's crossfading.
01:44:52
Speaker
Weed beer. I'm not a drinker like i used to be. I know. i told you guys I told you guys. This was my biggest fear. fresh When you're in college, we would we already email six pack of tall boys on our way to the bar.
01:45:08
Speaker
Thank you all. Glick, I watched a chunk of the replay from our show last night, and you need more super... You shut your fucking whore mouth, because that's the Glick and Shaman show now. You twat.
01:45:19
Speaker
I'm taking over. We got we got we got lazylis Lazy Glick fans, and it's the new Shaman and Glick show. I'm so good to Shaman that I allow him to put his name first.
01:45:36
Speaker
I made it to 80. However... so However, Jedi, I just wanted to be one of the cool kids and know all the things that I said terrible about you last night was not true because you know that we love you here on the Nonsensible Network. I go say i meant every word of it. I was about to say, they're lying to you.
01:45:56
Speaker
Shut up. Jedi knows I love Jedi. I do. Jedi's my guy. and i know i dump Jedi I knows love Jedi. got yeah There ain't no glass in it. That's what's wrong with it. I can turn in a horse. I know it's I love him. If you're still out there listening, you shouldn't be happy to know Mike is not dying tonight. Mike died tonight.
01:46:19
Speaker
a little bit. we We are still unsure. How many did you make it? 80. That's a good solid run, That's nothing to be mad at. the You know what's happening? wanted to make it. Shoot. I wanted to make it.
01:46:30
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Shit. You know what's happening? Michael's not.
01:46:36
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don't think I'm wearing stiffest shirt for. Anyways. like and Oh. break All y'all are going to hate me. I also feel like I've taken a couple extra because I get this little bit and I do.
01:46:52
Speaker
And I do that. chinese ever a little last rip bill little middle little level level So keith though technically they weren't competing with each other. Yeah, wasn't a competition.
01:47:04
Speaker
Oh, shit. susan and Susan's in the chat. Susan, let's go, bitch. What's ah Mama's, your your future wifey's in the chat.
01:47:14
Speaker
You're in trouble. She's checking on you. She said Michael. She's calling off the wedding. Mama's just checking on you. She's calling the wedding.
01:47:25
Speaker
Michael, what? We're only at three because they're not. at eighty five Yeah, that's what Blaze's got, right? Britt snorts. All right. Clicks at 85. Britt snorts at three. It's because they're not as funny to tonight.
01:47:40
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I honestly... i don't think I got to 82. I got to 80. I honestly thought I was to have to take a break and grab me a replenish to to rehydrate after I got done doing this.
01:47:51
Speaker
feeling pretty fucking froggy. That's because you're used to sipping on a beer for a long period of time. I'm not a beer person. been arm chin and like it be I should have got Manstar on here.
01:48:02
Speaker
There's no fucking way you could have done a hundred shots of whiskey. No, hell no. I'm not saying I would have. You made it to 82. Really? Oh, 82? Even better. um better thought Yeah, really?
01:48:14
Speaker
yeah for real Yeah, for real. I don't drink. No, no, no. That's what I was worried about. And I told everybody that. I was even telling like Kevin and TJ when we were talking about what we're doing tonight. Liquid versus liquid IV. Dude, I had one today.
01:48:31
Speaker
every I drank. So I had three bottles of water today. yeah Shot. Flip it.
01:48:40
Speaker
While I was helping my buddy move. And I also had to replenish before I got the hydrating drink. And then his wife and I were talking about liquid IV and she got the new, there's like an orange dream, which is like the dream, like the orange cream circle pops. Oh, that sounds delicious. She just got a brand new bag of it. And she's like, we haven't tried it yet. Did you shoot just now?
01:49:02
Speaker
Yeah, did. Not just now. No, ah yes. I took a shot and then he flipped it. So, yeah, I don't know. I bet. yeah I'm doing more than 100 at this point. Why am I keeping track at this point? no because you've got to keep track for me.
01:49:14
Speaker
no Yeah. i want to wa He's over there waving or doing the wave. The solo wave. You need Gatorade. I'm talking, I'm doing my own thing. That was for Jedi.
01:49:29
Speaker
TJ gave me the the the Orange Dream Liquid what IV, which is delicious, man. I'm going to go get me some tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow. I don't know. I don't like that one. Honestly, it just makes you feel better in general.
01:49:45
Speaker
Have you ever had liquid IV? My Fonda is awesome. That's what she was... Okay, I was talking shit about Bright Blue. It's a Honda. Shut up. Sorry, I didn't mean to tell you to shut up. I apologize.
01:49:56
Speaker
Why do you let me speak to her like that? First off, listen, you can control your mouth. My hand is not like a puppet working in your mouth. Control your friend, Michael. Yeah.
01:50:09
Speaker
I'm not hating on the fit, but that is some bullshit. I'm hating on it because I don't know. $2100 for an alternate. Can you do it yourself? I'm not doing it by myself. but I mean, can you do it at home? Yeah, the cowboy's going to come over and out.
01:50:21
Speaker
Did it show a comment? have no pitch I like cowboy, but is he competent? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. He can do anything. I like cowboy a lot, but sometimes he's like a redneck rain man.
01:50:32
Speaker
He can do anything. Does Sam Punk just fucking lose? I hope so because hate Sam Punk. He sucks. will punch you right in your mouth. Sam Punk sucks it. I will punch you right where you just puked out. If there's a if there's anything Sam Punk can do for the rest of the world, it's to just drop dead.
01:50:49
Speaker
Count it. and Flip it, count it, drink it. Or drink it, flip it, count it. Boone Rally. Hey, Kelly.
01:50:59
Speaker
I got injured on the job. You can rally, man. Call up some dinosaurs. Tell us about this cabinet falling on you at work. Yeah, Britt, what happened? Why did you let that happen? Like, I fucking let it happen.
01:51:14
Speaker
Damn. We had like 10 people call out, so we have this... It has nothing to do with race, but this guy... he's afghan He's Afghan, he doesn't speak like english like any English.
01:51:27
Speaker
Came over and he's helping me in the part where I'm doing it. He's pulling up the cabinets. It's too close to the edge. He pushed it it. fell on me. I tried to catch it. It got fucked up.
01:51:39
Speaker
And um but so they, i wasn't going to report. I was going to say it. I wasn't going to go into serious conversations, to be honest. What? You and Blaze are talking. We're talking. and no she's talking to the audience. Y'all are talking over. we're not. Oh, I'm sorry tell yeah Tell Blaze to mute us.
01:51:59
Speaker
Blaze is producing. I don't give a shit regardless. He asked me question. I was trying to answer it. Don't try answer it. Succeed. Blaze is the producer tonight. Tell him to mute us if we're talking over you. not going to tell him to do shit.
01:52:11
Speaker
I can't hear it.
01:52:14
Speaker
i can't hear 11 more zaker at 8.9. I got a bloody eye in it and a patchy eye. Whatever. The dude kept pulling the cabinets over and he pushed him One was falling. It fell on me. I was trying sit. Another one fell. Whatever. I was trying to work through it, but it kept hurting.
01:52:32
Speaker
But then I reported it. I had to go get a piss test and now they're probably going to find weed in my system even though I got a detox drink to try to get it out of me, allegedly.
01:52:44
Speaker
Nobody's watching this live, right? Yeah, nobody. nobody through So we'll see on Monday. She's fired. It hurts like a bitch.
01:52:59
Speaker
But whatever, I don't give a shit. I'm not going to kill myself over somebody that's paying $17 a fucking hour like in 98. What did you say to that kid to make him want to murder you?
01:53:12
Speaker
wasn't even kid it's an older man he doesn't even understand english so i was like you what the are you doing you know how many times the night on saturday i think about killing her i'm just kidding britney you know i love you i would never think about killing you that eye that she just gave you like you're right i'm not scared oh wait no not vagina sorry heart
01:53:38
Speaker
No, you got to give her the Brittany heart. Brittany's my little sister, and I love her to death. I know she hates me. She's my little sis. You already know who i'm hitting up right now. She's probably going to kick me in the dick, and after she kicks me in the dick, she's going them uppercuts right in the face when I'm on the right. Right up between your bitch tips.
01:53:57
Speaker
Right between my bitch tips. Right in the sternum. Right in the sternum. That's who I'm hitting up right now. Got it.
01:54:07
Speaker
yeah Drink it, flip it, count it. I'm not super fucked up. I just got super bloated. Also, fuck you, Jedi. I'm going to mute your entire life, bro.
01:54:20
Speaker
Also, I've been filling these glasses up for a long ass time. Dick kick for Glick. Dick kick for Glick. Also, I've been filling these glasses for a long time, so I've been drinking. You can't read that.
01:54:32
Speaker
just read I know it's backwards. All I said was, you better not tap your man's balls when you see him for me. Huh? can see it. I'm going to talk to your fucking bitch. Sorry, Brittany. One of my favorite wrestlers just won the World Heavyweight Championship.
01:54:53
Speaker
Sorry. My bad. and he's having a we rain what each What were you saying, Brittany? Nothing. Nothing personal, Scott. I think you're great. Let's go.
01:55:05
Speaker
um brandy I'm talking to her. Flip it, count it. I know. words I said Brandy knows.
01:55:18
Speaker
I'm already talking to her. Brandy knows what? You'll find out. Baby, you got your ears on? Because I'm about to hit Hello, Jedi. Jedi, love you, brother. Happy birthday, man. Happy birthday, Dufault.
01:55:35
Speaker
You're the best default we could ever have. That's why they chose you be
01:55:44
Speaker
you. You're not wrong. He is the best default. He's the only default. We got a Mandy and got a Brandy. We got a Mandy and a Brandy. Baby girl, what your name is? Oh, that's not how that song is. So there are two chicks that I work with, right?
01:56:05
Speaker
let's go One is like you for the light ah lead and the other. They got in a girl fight, basically. And I was all there for it. i was about to just go here Drink it, count it, flip it.
01:56:19
Speaker
Okay, she was basically saying, like why why are you having this guy one-person job? One more? I got five. I'm going over 100. Sorry, Britt. Sorry, Britt. I'm at the last drink. I'm at the finish line.
01:56:35
Speaker
No, you're fine. You're fine. You're good. I'm not saying anything. I'm done. Do your thing. was thirty nine Can I manage this? Well done. and i cant Hold on a second. Watch this.
01:56:48
Speaker
I just have the worst timing at talking.
01:56:56
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Yeah. and think it's the people you hang out with. i think Well... I got it. I'm going to fill this bitch all the way to the tippy-toppy. So count it twice.
01:57:07
Speaker
Slut. oh Oh, wait. No, Blaze said that that word was banned. Here's 100. Boom. I didn't say that.
01:57:19
Speaker
One more minute. yeah you're gonna buy but then made a good job like You said you wanted it to be banned because it felt like it was being overused. ah but Was that you or was that... I jokingly said I was going to. That would have been the worst yet funniest thing.
01:57:40
Speaker
Oh, man, to be drunk.
01:57:47
Speaker
Blake's frozen.
01:57:52
Speaker
i'm sorry Oh, he's got a... Oh, there we go. I'm holding his hand up. You're frozen for a second.
01:58:00
Speaker
So where's the belt? Dude, oh my god. like If you wrap up belt around that white thing, whiteboard around him right now.
01:58:13
Speaker
Sounds too complicated. We're not doing that. the Boom, 101. Those are lame-ass drunks. Mike out at 82. laughter
01:58:20
Speaker
like is the lay mo drunks mike out at eighty two
01:58:30
Speaker
Get a picture of it. oh eight two I'm a zero. from me a zero two This is some bullshit. Fuck you, Triple H, you dirty fucking cock-sucking slut. chair um a I'd like to see you fight Triple H. Fucking Sam Pump wins the championship. I'm Seth Rollins, and I've been off for the last four fucking months because I'm a bitch.
01:58:53
Speaker
I'll punch Seth Rollins right in his goddamn face. Fuck Seth Rollins. I'll kick Seth Rollins' ass. That was the best thing that happened all night. You're such a fucking hornet. I don't even want to talk to you. I don't even want talk to you right now. I don't even want talk to you right now. Don't you have to go puke or something? Don't you have to go puke or something?
01:59:09
Speaker
All right. Who's delivering pizzas at 922? Everybody. i just want you guys to know in an hour and 40 minutes, I drank two, four, six, seven, eight and a half beers.
01:59:25
Speaker
find my keys are no my plan a while i was eating yeah I love you too, baby girl. Boom. With ease. With ease. What was I even worried about? I told y'all didn't have shit to worry about.
01:59:38
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Oh, hey.
01:59:41
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you how Did you see my rose that i made earlier?
01:59:48
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no out of
01:59:53
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Like this fluffy art shit. We got flower squirrel having in.
02:00:00
Speaker
Oh, y'all are awesome. but Where's that at? This is Dawn and Sue's pizza. Oh, Dawn and Sue's is amazing. Dude, they've been in town since like 1954 or five.
02:00:14
Speaker
Alright, gang, I'm going order some pizza. We're taking a short break. Where's our producer at? don't know if there's much for me to do with y'all but pieces of shit. so I'm going to go take a piss. I'm also going to go grab more beer because I thought I was going need a break after doing 100 shots. I don't think you need more beer. it's short Get some water.
02:00:33
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Oh, Hailstorm. You better calm down. You got a new girl.
02:00:41
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Cover. Hailstorm cover. Oh, dude, this is great. do it um Is that who I think it is? Yeah, Eva Under Fire. you This band is awesome. There we go. but there we go
02:01:24
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Hold up hard, hard broken into, through through This night, ending ground I'm reaching
02:01:35
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for you, you, you Dreaming that gone, has changed your mind
02:01:58
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Love, delight! Some days love will find you Play close chains that find you One night will remind you How we touch and wave our shepherd's ways
02:02:19
Speaker
To love won't be that you, you know I still love you, now we touch that way.
02:03:21
Speaker
it's true Some days love will find you Play close chains, you One night to remind you How we touch wave ways
02:03:39
Speaker
Won't it hurt you? You know I still love you Now we touch that when I stop and wait
02:04:45
Speaker
I will find you, make those chains ask for you One night will invite you If she ever heard you, tonight won't be that you
02:05:45
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No!
02:05:54
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Oh! That's good for them to do today. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, nice. your's I had to grab the 100 shots
02:06:10
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of beer. ah oh fear
02:06:15
Speaker
Your eye looks so fucked. I know it does, but it looks also some makes it badass. Because I'm like, yeah, I just went 100 rounds. Of beer shots. Thanks, Blaze.
02:06:28
Speaker
but I'm sorry. i'm ah I'm a little distracted by the fact that i can't find my key. Are you sure they're not in Michael's car? I looked. So, I had to break out the belt.
02:06:41
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had to break out the belt. Ah.
02:06:51
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<unk> Send me a and Send mama a little picture here So she can see her champion And all of her All of his glory
02:07:01
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and We're back online man Are we love right now? Yeah we're back Hold on a second i'm minutenna I gotta get my life together What's going on guys? Welcome back We just wrapped up 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes And your boy did it with ease And I'm still drinking actually in 100 minutes i drank way more than 100 shots but it is what it is way more way more no well if no not two and half shots because i dumped all those other shots into that can and i took the 100th shot and then i took a big chud and then after we did the final minute countdown without me puking i finished it i'm patting myself on the back for not drinking tonight too yay i pat you on the back for not drinking tonight too you ain't drink for a half
02:07:52
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I drank. had a beer. had a couple beers. You had a couple of beers at the restaurant, but not like you weren't like drinking. You know what i mean? What up, Lyric? Not disrespect. Is that Lyric? My bitch is in here.
02:08:03
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Shut up. Jesus Christ. Lyric Lebo. That's my bitch. Lyric Lebo. That's my girl. What are you saying, baby?
02:08:15
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whos Yeah, your man is a child. Your man is a child. Tell me how to earn this welcome. Okay, so can I tell you a story about... Can you shut the fuck up for a second, Blake?
02:08:28
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Because all you do is like to hear yourself talk. and needs of brag Listen here, Slore. It's my show and this is my network. I'm dropping the link. Calm down. It's Saturday. du then i You want to know how I met Lyric?
02:08:41
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No. Probably at work. Who the hell is Lyric? I don't even know who Lyric is. How you doing, Lyric? You just said her fucking name. Okay, I'm done. Who's boy, baby? Who's boy, baby? What y'all talking about?
02:08:54
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I'm confused. Did I say that? Yeah, you're all fools.
02:08:58
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Tell the fart story. Tell the fart story. I'm confused. Who's me, baby? i might have I might have been trying to say, it's your boy, baby. Maybe that's what I was trying to say. It's your boy, come a baby.
02:09:12
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yeah I'm curious to know what the fart story is. What's the fart story?
02:09:20
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Lyric. Tell us the fart story because Brittany's being mad at me. She won't let me celebrate my victory. one I can't celebrate this victory. What the hell, bro? I don't know. You're your own man, right?
02:09:32
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Yeah, man. So do what you I'm a champ. Do you? I'm a champ. You did well, son. You did well, son. You did way better than I thought you did, man. I thought I was going to make it. i really thought ah you You did way better than I thought you would, man.
02:09:46
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Angel, first one in. and that's not and That's not even shitting on you. I was legit worried about you. You can ask Brandy. Angel, I'm sorry I let you down. yeah you can you can ask You believed in me.
02:09:57
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you're good You're good. You did amazing. Okay at best. yeah You did last longer. I thought you guys would. I can't type with my right hand.
02:10:09
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The, the, the, the, the cat. but I mean use words, man. I use big words. Three, three letters.
02:10:20
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I don't use words. is Sounds come out of my mouth. Sounds come out of my face. They don't want to know Lyric. so i don't i want to lawyer I want to know who Lyric is. And I want to know the fart story.
02:10:33
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Every fart has a fart. Oh, no. She said that's her girl. Lyric's a girl. Right? Right? right Well, she said my bitch. That's my bitch. That's my bitch. It doesn't necessarily mean it's a girl. No.
02:10:45
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No, she meant it's a girl. I think we're getting the quiet treatment. i was Give me a moment to gloat before you get all mad at me. Oh, you mean the whole stream?
02:10:58
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Oh! Again, you goofy bitches counted me out. Oh, my God. You didn't believe in me. You didn't believe in the greatness that I am.
02:11:09
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I still know it. You realize that? No. Have you ever held this thing? Hold it. Put it in your hand, Michael. Who's lyric to you, Britt? I'm going to shut fuck up.
02:11:21
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Who's lyric to you, Britt? I will say... who's like who's there yeah i'm going to jump the fuck up who is lyric to you
02:11:32
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i will say I might not be one of her best friends, but she is one of my best friends. like why so you admire on No, we worked at Sheetz together. If you know what Sheetz you live in
Personal Stories and Humor
02:11:46
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Ohio, you should. made get Yeah, we got Sheetz in Ohio.
02:11:51
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That was the greatest thing that to ever came out of PA was Sheetz.
02:11:57
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Am I wrong? No, you're not wrong. At all. Hanover, to be specific. Oh, that's Utz, actually. Utz is the best thing to come out Pennsylvania.
02:12:08
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What is? Utz chips. Oh, cunts. Yeah, cunts' chips are amazing. That's what call them. Those are some good fucking chips. Okay, to go back to the fucking story.
02:12:21
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sidetracked me. It's really short. It's literally the shortest story ever. We were both at the register checking out people. She was trying to get cigarettes for somebody. It was right behind me. I turned around. was like, oh, I just farted. Watch out. And she was like, ah which I didn't just fart, but whatever. We became friends from them.
02:12:40
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That's it. That story sucks. I would have made it a better story, but you guys kept cutting me the fuck off. Be interesting.
02:12:52
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ah No, no, no. yeah The only reason I cut you off is because you brought up us potato chips, which I love. No, no, that's not the part. I was talking i was trying to say the story earlier. Y'all are fucked up.
02:13:05
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That's pretzels are the best. No, I'm not.
02:13:09
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Just let us love each other. but you You can see me. Oh, it looks like you're wearing it. No, it doesn't. I'm not wearing it. Can I just get as drunk as you guys? What's that?
02:13:24
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I'm just going to get as drunk as you guys. Fuck it. yeah okay It's my boy. yeah Scotto, don't even... I'm trying to go. What's up, homie? Scotto, don't even play in the fucking chatterbox. Get your ass up here. You know better.
02:13:39
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Yeah, Scott, you better get your bitch ass in here right now. you is the workplace leave gas Tell me your new nails, bitch. andqueing at the workplace house scandal You already know, tonight and tell me that I am a great champion.
02:13:55
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ah feeler you know know youre fuck all of you unhackable i feel like you'll give me the acknowledgement that i deserve tonight and and and and and tell me that i am a great champion
02:14:10
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sorry you know Are you asking for pink eye? he already has i already got bloody eye. Why not have pink eye? I was about to say get the other one.
02:14:22
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Give everyone a good look at your eye. dude jack you in You guys irritate the fuck out of you. got you gotta you gotta You gotta hit the dots. You gotta hit the dots. It's weird. like You're weird.
02:14:34
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You go solo layout. What are you working on tonight? Nobody wants to see that. Which one is it? I'll give you like the credit. ah ah see I'll see you. something else She was like, Glick, look out the window.
02:14:47
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So I went like this. and She said, don't turn your head, you asshole. Thank you. it ha Glick is the champion. Glick is the champion.
02:15:00
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No time for losers because Glick is the champion of his own band. That is the time of for sure.
02:15:11
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A but eye. Thank you, Untrackable. I love you, Untrackable. His heart is straight into his eyeball. If I can get the Teriyaki Express streaming tonight.
02:15:23
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Zaddy. What up, Zaddy? Scotto farted right into his eyeball. Hey, daddy. No pink eye here, honey.
02:15:34
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And Brandy let it happen. She videotaped it. I didn't hear that. can't do that. Oh, that is gorgeous. Yes. On the big screen, please. Big screen. dady i can't if she like ah you ask i can't do that have gotto got for real Oh,
02:15:54
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yeah yes i feel like it right on the please yeah what now big screen oh yeah we gonna see the nails na check yeah let's give them nail now check
02:16:08
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Fire! That is fucking I Snow. That's fucking fire and I love your hoodie, by the way. That is just a beautiful... Have you ever watched American Horror Story?
02:16:21
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I loved that show up until like the last two seasons because that weird so they fucked up the stories. Yeah, yeah i agree. You know Hotel?
02:16:33
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Love that one. the the the The desk clerk. that's what That's who you remind me of.
02:16:40
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I'm fucking Kathy Bates. Really? Fuck you, motherfucker. I see that so fucking much for real. guy i can't i can't remember what I can't remember what his name was in that in the and that season.
02:16:52
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I'd say of all of us here, he's the least likely to fuck Kathy Bates. feel like I figured you would have cast me as that drag queen bartender kind of thing. and so That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, was the also that yeah. ok yeah that's what talking about that's who i'm talking about that's who you remind me of it's not a bad thing that's a good thing that's my favorite i'll take that one heart what gets feeling tonight that's that's for glick a golden butt plug that's what i feel like that's just like a plug later you can just wait not yet we haven't got to eat some pizza he's like i already threw up i can gag now let's go i don't have to i might though well you don't know
02:17:31
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I don't know. Nobody needs to know. Except Gato. Yeah. Nobody needs to know except Gato. I'm fine. I'm sober. I'm so smoking. yeah never seen no if that guto
02:17:46
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i'm fine i'm sober and up i smoking I'm having a vacation, Attractable. Apparently, we're all taking separate road trips because he's sober. he's sober and I just don't want to be alone. i just don't I'm not sober. I'm just not stuck. I just don't don't want to be alone. so I'm going to go on Actually, that's that's a lie. I don't drink into that.
02:18:08
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Where's Miss... ah What's her name? You're awfully quiet tonight, sir. Miss Pringle. What are you working on, Attractable? Yeah, I have...
02:18:21
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I have a double ear infection. That's not cool. Are they from the swimming? That's not cool. No, let's move. Let's not do that anymore. vision my daughter walk but in mind one window that that's i mean let's not do that like Yeah, that's that's on our end, I think. that was because I unmuted over here. Oh, yeah. i think our mics I think my mic's been picking us all three up tonight. That's not a bad camera from Walmart. no ah That's that on brand.
02:18:53
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Oh, and then at Walmart, a little $15 camera, man. Dude, right now, Walmart says... I forget what we were you even talking about. Walmart has ridges? Yeah, we're just... yeah it there yeah we just We're just here. three of them are in their own little world and we're just here.
02:19:11
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Yes, you guys are here for my and entertainment. You three are in your own little world and we're just here listening to you guys. I'm in my own world by myself. Well, yeah, I will say that actually. Okay, it's Blaze and then the bro me and on Michael and Blake together and then everybody else are listening to you guys.
02:19:34
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I'm talking from a high. because i know. you're You're quiet, though. We can barely hear you. It's because I'm sitting across from across the table. i do I do want to show you guys something.
02:19:48
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of the The shirt that I'm wearing is so ah when Spain won the World Cup. and ah i was with a girlfriend i was with a girlfriend at the time.
02:20:02
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And she she went all out. She spent like $150 on a World Cup championship jersey. Damn, that dick must be good.
02:20:13
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Sorry. It says, campeonas del mundo, like on the on the collar, like champions of the world. And and only that and she she left me in a heartbeat. And she left me hard position.
02:20:28
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oh because I thought we ah we had something, but she left and that now I get to wear this $150 jersey whenever the fuck I want.
02:20:40
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But it was like, how, but how, why would you think I would love Spain? Like, why would you not buy me a USA jersey? You know what I'm saying? Because the ass more fatter.
02:20:53
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I would rather have ah a loser USA jersey than a champion Spain jersey, you fucking bitch. That's what you did in fish, I guess. that's like That's like just saying you want to ah Michael, I've got to go puke over Glick's fence and not complete a challenge shirt over the champion, the the guy who absolutely and
02:21:22
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I'll do it again. I'll do it again. I'll do 200. I need to drink more to handle you. okay here I'll do 200 next time.
02:21:35
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I'll double it up. um I want to see that. I'll do 200. So once did it, a that was Brazilian.
02:21:47
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And here comes the World Cup. And they're playing France. And France won. Okay, this Brazilian guy and all his other friends were sitting around crying. Like, literal crying. okay I, know, me being a kind, I, um, but she was like, oh, hey, I'm time for dinner. Oh, you identify as a constant.
02:22:08
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Girl, I made French toast and we had French fries because French is mustard and there was some French onion soup. Everything had the word French in the name. and there was yeah Why do i expect nothing less from you, dude? That was bitch.
02:22:24
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Have you ever been to France? Wait, is that what you're saying? No, I've never been. I was just making all this French shit on the menu just to be fine. I have been to Paris for a couple of hours and let me tell you, it's really not that worth it.
02:22:41
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There are a bunch of gypsies and fucking the architecture and the history is great, but the streets and everything, this also was like 16 years ago.
02:22:56
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Yeah, I'd rather go to Phoenix. yeah I was 18 when I went to Paris. And I was a rock pitcher.
02:23:05
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a little boy. I can't say. He's not listening. What's up? Nonsensical nonsense. What's up guys? I shouldn't talk shit. My bad. I met Cam when he was like 13 and I locked him cage for five years.
02:23:22
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what's up guys a little boy okay so i shouldn it't talk mother i didn i met can when he was like talked i met came when he was like thirteen and then i locked him in a cage for five years Yeah, well, he's not in the group chat, so what the fuck? Who the fuck is he? like 10 group chats ago.
02:23:41
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and actually really surprised. Dude, if you don't stop with your Rama haircut and get a grown-ass man's haircut. Hey, it's all good, man. The ladies love it whenever, you know, whenever they be grabbing on the curls.
02:23:54
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I have random girls come up me at the mall, and they're like, oh my god, let me touch it. they're They're seven. See? That's what I mean. they're second That's fucking creepy, bro. Don't say that. um My daughter is dead now.
02:24:06
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That's weird. but he Nobody grabs you by your mustache, do they? I will say, the longer that his hair gets, I do love grabbing on that shit. Aren't you like 20, Cam? I just turned 30 like two weeks ago. Hold a second. Your oldest is 10?
02:24:23
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two weeks ago hold im saying your oldest is and Yeah, and she just turned 10. Hey, Kennedy is now, bro? 20, right? God. not be mad how but you know how old austin is now but twenty right
02:24:41
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oh my god
02:24:44
Speaker
Hey, so you're a... You're a... Yo, Blaze. Good. Wait, what do I hear Blaze? That's a goddamn lie, actually. Yeah, Blaze is still there. He's still there in the background.
02:24:58
Speaker
What is going on right here? What is happening? what is sure How do you have a Canadian weed flag? We're all gonna smoke a bowl. That's what we're all gonna do. all gonna smoke a morning bowl. Or weed. We're all just gonna smoke weed together. Is that cool?
02:25:14
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i don't You guys you class should get some of this. okay Oh, look at yeah yeah that. o but is it like I haven't been able to talk as much shit to you as much as I wanted to.
02:25:27
Speaker
What do you want to talk shit to me for? I'll give it some. You will. I have your girl in the background. I have your girl in the background. do i have your girl in the background I can't see shit. I don't know who fucked up. I can't even see the comments.
02:25:47
Speaker
can't read the comments. What the fuck is at gatekeeping? see This is why somebody needs to be in track of nonsensical networks.
02:25:59
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and We need GIF again. No, Brittany can't do it. It's a conjunctive... It's a conjunctival... Conjunctival hemorrhage. Okay, then let... Never mind. i yes conjuncle Don't you have a penstiput?
02:26:16
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but leave i can read You worst part about it is you never even heard of a Ha, ha, ha, ha. What are you looking at? why i know What are you looking at?
02:26:36
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So these two fuck asses took a shot of beer every minute for the last two and a half hours. So this is why the network is the way it is right now.
02:26:48
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The network is the way it is because I created it. And have you guys met me? And I'm still drinking. I don't know what she means by the network is the way it is. What does she mean? think she's jaed on that I think she's jealous. Explain your words. no't know jealous I think she's jealous.
02:27:06
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What's wrong with being weird? I think she's jealous of the awesome. I don't say anything about being weird. I'm saying it's if it is the way it is tonight because y'all are fucked up that's what I'm saying you can never see it because Blaze keeps putting a background on you in other words two toddlers are running away honestly I'm over this this is what I was doing look Blaze because I don't want to look the gentle caress of another man sometimes it's what you need you know guy love it's not gay it's just guy love it's not gay it's guy I'm gonna go smoke a bowl y'all see you later alligator
02:27:42
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after A hug is a hug. I didn't say I'm leaving. I'm just going right over there to spike a group i I'm not even friends with Scotto on on on... Guys, add me on Snapchat and I'll put you in the group chat.
02:28:01
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I have to ask a place with my Snapchat name. Teenage girls.
02:28:06
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Why is your mom on there? Hello, I want to talk to you. She's lost her mind. She's a teeny bopper. Maybe a flopper. Yeah, I don't know. what ah What is my Snapchat? The Glick Show?
02:28:18
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Yeah, Cam knows my Snapchat. I don't know. Add me and I'll add you guys to the group chat. Yeah, You really? You're going to make fun of people for Snapchat?
02:28:35
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You say that. im just saying, kill her. know Kill her, kill her, kill her. Kill her, Kim. Watch out for them Louisville ninjas. Why do you send me a snap?
02:28:46
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ah that
02:29:06
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Did I lose all my hearing? No.
Technical Difficulties and Humor
02:29:10
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What the hell happened? You're not me. You're not me. Not yet.
02:29:20
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Yeah, I don't feel like it's my internet half of them. Actually, I crashed that. Can you guys hear me? Yes. moon went won Yes. Can you guys hear them? Hey, y'all.
02:29:31
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Yeah, it looks like they're frozen. Sadly, sometimes. yeah you Yeah, you crashed out over there. yeah there was like you not hear brittany yeah there yeah michael day i don't hear so everything works.
02:29:42
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this is this is she got smoking i think Now you're feeding back Hey Josh your background has and it looks who just popped in doole do click a dodle do what up what up what up that's how i like what but now you're feeding back one time ah ah so hey josh your ah your background has the starship going in one ear and out the other. then is I'm just on his... Oh, I just realized that when it says Josh, I track him and pointed out. Hey, shout out to the chatterbox. You guys are amazing.
02:30:24
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Y'all did not fucking call ah call us out on that all night long. G2. That's great. Get to know. Get to know. um What's going on, man? I had to... I had to...
02:30:40
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long as it hits me in the head, it can't damage anything. No, you need to around swallow that shit. Wait, what? what Michael does. Swallow that shit.
02:30:50
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Here we go. I changed it. Duke Pucum. Duke Pucum. Duke Pucum is awesome. That's awesome. love that. I gave it little college try. It's the foam that got me. It wasn't being too drunk. It was the foam. You weren't pouring properly. It was the foam that got me.
02:31:04
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it's the phone the gotmi it wasn't being too drunk it wasn't thatbo yeah were porn probably probably i i think if I think if they were bored right now. I'll tell you right now what I was doing all day long. You had to do what did.
02:31:15
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I was hydrating. I had two good meals. Yeah. And I was like, I'm ready. That's what I did. and then Where's the fucking pizza? That's what I did. That's what I'm screaming, dude. I'm starving some pie. That's what I did. I hydrated like a motherfucker. I drank last night. I actually experimented and Blaze was like,
02:31:32
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Actually, drank more than 100 shots last night in that. What did we do? An hour and 30 seconds? 30 years ago, before going to the bar. Yeah.
02:31:42
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the hundred shots last night and that what we do an hour and thirty thirty years ago before going to the bar yeah i go shotgun six all boys before going to the bar yeah right shotgun but yeah now let's go and that was pre-gaming for anyone else excuse me oh my i don't i don't i don't shotgun unless i'm raising hell i'm trackable what you been up to man i mean these guys are in shots of beer i went to a place uh
02:32:13
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in Wilmington, North Carolina. And it was, ah they had dueling pianos. um And i was I was active duty military at the time.
02:32:25
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And somebody said something, so they were like, hey, bring him on stage. And they bought me, ah what it it was like a 16 ounce ah can of Budweiser.
02:32:39
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And the as long as the piano's played, i had to chug. So i drank ah I chugged a 16-ouncer on stage. But before I was even done, somebody handed me another one.
02:32:52
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So I chugged that while the piano's played. And before I was done with that, they handed me another one. And I took a sip and I said, fuck you guys. I'm going home. Are you bragging about going to an Elton John concert?
02:33:07
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It was wild. I don't know where she went. I have no idea where she went. She just like poofed. Where did Brittany go? see if She went to Smokable. Yes. other du going too So so jesy you guys know.
02:33:24
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Sorry to hear that. oh Geez. Sorry to hear that. Condolences for my family yours for real. Oh shit. G2K, what are you doing on a live stream, bro? Shouldn't be with your family? But hey.
02:33:36
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eight Cheers to Granny. I'm sorry that you're not being here. That's who you are. I'm not that close to my Granny. president Is it his Granny or his Annie? It's his Annie. Auntie. Auntie.
02:33:49
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Aunt. All right. All right. G2K's auntie. How close was your aunt? Was she your step-and or your real auntie?
02:34:00
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Oh no, step-uncle, I'm stuck in the dryer again. the fourth time this week. What is wrong with you people, dude? Oh no, step-uncle, I'm stuck in the doggy door. Why are you in the doggy door? Oh my god. There's a lot wrong with me. Would you prefer a list of things that are not wrong? That would be a short list. Less for me to read. I can do that one too.
02:34:25
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I don't care if you want a kitchen or not.
02:34:29
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oh so but i have to You know, you talk about that ah that scenario of, oh, I'm stuck in the dryer again. holy ohs oh shit, bro. No, seriously. I'm sorry about your loss, man.
02:34:43
Speaker
When I can't get one more to start and then my wife comes out and she just cranks it and I'm like, yeah, that's hot as hell. Check your Snapchat. He's Scotty Barrow. You can... um Look in private chat.
02:34:56
Speaker
Scotto sent you his... Blaze, get on the fucking camera. Blaze, you twat waffle. It looks like a hand just kind of hanging there by itself. Stop being a fucking flutter. Get on the damn self. In the private chat. He put it in the private chat it wasn't going to yell it out the live. Big gay fancy nails on Snapchat.
02:35:20
Speaker
um the line big gay fancy nails on snapchat There you Yeah, there you go. Reporting you for doxing, sir. Reporting you for doxing. You should come punish me. You should come punish me, Zaddy.
02:35:37
Speaker
I've been a bad place. You have to drink from the glass. No, but seriously, Blaze, get between the bromance and sit on the candle with everybody else. and do i How do I do? I'm good.
02:35:48
Speaker
Michael is using my camera tonight. And my other laptop my other laptop, the camera stopped working and I did not bring my my other webcam. got ah scott on if i share that with brandy Yeah, that's fine. look at your avatar, you handsome son of a bitch.
02:36:08
Speaker
Shut up. You shut up. You leave my Scotto alone. shut up in doing my shadow are you jealous is that what you're being children or children there there's enough for me to go around you don't have to fight i knew you would find that i knew you would find that you know what that means four anyway and track what has i say call like shut the fire me
02:36:42
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This is the effect of the 100 shots we're seeing people. This is what's happening. God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. God. Oh, Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. God. Oh, God. Oh, Oh, God. Oh, Oh, God. Oh, Oh, Oh, God. God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
02:36:53
Speaker
Oh, God. Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, God. God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. God. God. God. Oh, Oh, God. Oh, Oh, God. Oh, God. God. Oh, Oh, God. Oh, God. God. Oh, Oh, God. Oh, Oh, God. Oh, God. God. God. God. Oh, God. God. Oh, God.
02:37:04
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Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, Oh, God. God. Oh, Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. God. Oh, God. Oh, Oh, Oh, God. Oh, Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Of course. thats Yeah, that's totally fine. Okay.
02:37:15
Speaker
That's probably fine. That's probably fine. He showed it to me, too, but I'm not on Snapchat. Exactly. Except... I'm not going to lie. I've never used this app. So, like, you got to give me, like, a fucking few minutes to figure out how like, fuck to, like, send messages and shit. I am so sending you... Don't expect, like, immediate responses, okay? Many favorite words have never been spoken on.
02:37:36
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I am sending you a picture of Michael's butthole. And Untrackable's. Because Untrackable always sends me butthole pictures.
02:37:45
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It's a nice butthole, Untrackable. I mean...
02:37:50
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you still i mean but I don't know, am I? Sometimes the outside thoughts get into the... The inside thoughts get into the outside. Anything for science, you know what I'm saying?
02:38:03
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yeah It's all about science. Science is a good excuse for everything.
02:38:12
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hi Science. I thought he said science. I have no science. Untrack a hole. He's so proud of the hole. Can you imagine being a pizza delivery guy and walking up on the street? See, that's better with his face than the flames. It is what it is.
02:38:37
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All I know is there's no room here, so I'm have to take it inside. yeah Get some asshole rocking a championship belt on his shoulder. You're over there.
02:38:47
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recovering from your puke fest. I recovered. Instead of the goddamn vomiting, I was recovering. All it was was foam. Foam and foam and foam. wish I wish I would have known what was happening beforehand. because i been like I'm surprised you didn't catch it, but oh yeah, your mouth was running.
02:39:04
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Yeah, I was kicking ass and taking names like a true champion. the thing I think honestly, y'all both lost. How did lose? I had to go pee. You didn't take a shot every fucking minute and you went pissed.
02:39:16
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So much more than ah there was a whole. That was never a no-peeing rule. what Yeah, that was never thrown out there. I thought that was a given. I didn't know that that was a given. now how do I know? But at the end of the day, it's even if they show up previous pizza man, I always take care of the pizza dude.
02:39:33
Speaker
But at the end of the day, I drink so much. Sometimes he gets more than the tip. Hi. What if it's a she?
02:39:44
Speaker
her She's delivered too, sir. This is true. Offer it. Offer it. Offer You and your toxic masculinity. Yeah. Fuck it. What? You know what? I want you to know. I say this one, man.
02:39:58
Speaker
guy first. I'll keep the guy in. wasn't hear trump I wasn't the first. do better, Mandy. Be a woman, not a lady, not a girl. Not a girl.
02:40:09
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Like she says. But I'm a nice girl all the time. I say, honey, we're not boys and girls anymore. We're old fucks. No, I'm not. I'm a nice girl.
02:40:21
Speaker
Damn it. it's so It's always amazing when a man tells a woman ah how to be a woman and a woman tells a man, like be a man. not sure anybody would tell anybody how to be anything.
02:40:36
Speaker
I just be a me. Well, I mean, speaking from my childhood because I grew up in a you know just with my mother. And she she would step up and she was like, you got to be a man. You got to be a man.
02:40:50
Speaker
And then she would watch the news and see politics. And she was like, cut his balls off. Wow. It's like, shit, what kind of man do I need to be today? mean like When Glick turns wear around, I swear, all I think, it's Asquatch. It's Asquatch, but no ass.
02:41:08
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Asquatch. Asquatch. Sam's ass. Sam's ass. Sam's ass. That gets a star. I love that star. I starved that comic because it's funny.
02:41:21
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That way he can read it later. I don't know if it's something to be sad about or proud about, but I have more hair on my ass than I do on the top of my head. I thought you were about to say you had more hair on your ass than you do your face.
02:41:35
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We call him Rugbutt. I'm a Rugbutt. I know the play, my friend. Like trying to wipe fucking... Peanut butter out of a fucking shag carpeting. Glick is no longer with that. There he is. Wait a minute. You me to put peanut butter on my dish, Michael?
02:41:50
Speaker
That's exactly what I said. Is that what you said? Something like that. You nasty. Baby. You nasty. news man You nasty. You nasty. I got a good laugh out everybody. Untrackable. It was cool.
02:42:01
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Untrackable weights.
02:42:04
Speaker
Holy shit. I am so hungry. I lost my entire dinner.
Friendship and Camaraderie
02:42:10
Speaker
But you ordered pizza on a Saturday night or around 10 o'clock. You know it's going to be a while. yeah You said an hour. I feel like it was two hours ago. It's so hard to be this goddamn good at everything. Oh, man. have you It's just barely been 35 minutes. Fuck. Everything I do. What are we doing? When Glick turns around, I swear all I think is sex. Bro, I ain't got no ass. i I'm white.
02:42:32
Speaker
I got no ass at all. I suffer from that disease. Exactly. Exactly. exactly no action exactly does disease no i know what's exactly what's exactly y'all crash out over your mouth smells exactly like your
02:42:54
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grazing they pause and a process fuck like but no got no as at all know aceol that sounds like a new pharmaceutical It sure is cancer, but we're not going to sell it to anybody. So Glick and Michael are fucked up, which means... No, I'm not. no yeah no y'all yonker Okay, you guys are toddlers right now.
02:43:20
Speaker
Y'all two can sit next to each other and Blaze can have the other screen. She said we're toddlers. She just wants you she just wants to see you. she' gonna Take me off. I don't mind. No, Michael, go sit next to the fucking Glick. Go sit next to Chris. I'm not resetting everything else. wants to tickle your paint You don't have to. You just get over there.
02:43:38
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Glick and I, believe it or not, are already shoulder to shoulder. I'm sitting here. See, here I am right here. They're already up on each other.
02:43:48
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need i am boltt michael's going to pew I'm the king of no acetal. I love you i love youtube too, Randy. I love you, baby girl.
02:44:01
Speaker
I love you so goddamn much. That's the most amazing woman I've ever met in my entire life. This is true, D3K. He literally had no ass. Shut up. I'll walk over there, but right now i'm holding on my dog on the leash.
02:44:16
Speaker
Oh, I got her on the leash. I'm saying. because there's pu Somebody ruined it. Fuck that guy. He's such a good shit. I hate him. to be... You had good run. but like like yeah but parttra i was like if if we to you had a good role we knew we should See, I knew we should have fucking brought a bucket. i'm glad dude Both you are like,
02:44:37
Speaker
yeah i was saying a bucket to pises they just hold like and i use okay blaze i had this he didn't have it i'm still drinking Drink, drink, drop. Is that the buzz?
02:44:50
Speaker
Is that the 112? Is it? Is that the ones?
02:44:56
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like Like, we can be inconspicuous. yeah If the cops pulled up, like, we can be inconspicuous. Welcome to see you. Watch the puke.
02:45:08
Speaker
The DUI test is to have to spell that fucking word. I love it. Still inconspicuous. Fuck you, take me to jail. and What's up, brother?
02:45:19
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Be safe, man.
02:45:22
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so yeah I got a DUI one time, and it it came from a car crash. I hit a telephone pole, and the cops pulled up.
02:45:33
Speaker
And like, are you okay? Like, yeah, I'm okay. And then the fire truck pulls up. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm okay. And then the ambulance pulls up. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm okay. And then the cops are like, have have you had anything to drink tonight? was like, yep.
02:45:48
Speaker
You should have said no Hey, sorry to do this, but ah I got to take you to jail. And I was like, all right.
02:45:59
Speaker
There he is. I'm like a warm two-by-four. I got no ass. Okay. Look, we got a rare appearance by the Blazonator. Yay! He said, what's up, Big G?
02:46:12
Speaker
He said, what up, Big G in the sky? I remember when your son touched me and inappropriately. want pizza now. Well, go get some pizza, bro. I got this. I'll get some pizza later.
02:46:23
Speaker
Hey there, little girl. Pepper's my new best friend. Blaze brought his little dog. What kind of dog is she? She's a terrier and a chihuahua. so She's way too big for either or.
02:46:35
Speaker
Blaze brought his dog with him this weekend, and she's the most absolute sweetest girl in the whole world. And with less than five minutes of her being here, she jumped up on the couch and doctorter just flopped right down in my lap.
02:46:54
Speaker
She's such a sweet girl. Hi there. Hi, princess. Sounds like a whore to me. She's a fucking whore. She's a swore. Where'd Brittany go again?
02:47:05
Speaker
knowt like and feel like I feel like I'm going to get yelled at. feel like Brittany's feeling some sort of way and I'm going to get yelled at later because her and Brandy are friends.
02:47:16
Speaker
Hi, Bappa. Come here, girl. um There you Good girl. i mean You guys it hurt my feelings all the time, but that's the way I like it. Nobody fucking cares about your feelings.
02:47:27
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yeah Just know I love you. I see you, Britt. I'm trying to push the buttons and I'm trying to bring you up. I just drank 100 beers in 100 minutes. That's going to my story. That's the story I'm telling everybody. I drank 100 beers in 100 minutes.
02:47:46
Speaker
That sounds like the guy that would puke on his ah Guinness World Record plaque when they hand it to him. It's like, oh congratulations. you're like, ah.
02:47:59
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That was Michael earlier at 80. What did he get? eighty Angel, what did he get? 82. 82 beers.
02:48:11
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I knew he couldn't do it. This is not even me talking shit. I just knew he couldn't do it. Technically, you got 95 because you powerhoused the rest that beer even if it put shots in there, but it was not every fucking minute, so you also lost.
02:48:24
Speaker
I didn't get 95. a I did 100. You're out of your fucking mind. i It was not every minute. You powerhouse. It's qualified. I did 100 and then I did a victory lap. And then I waited at a minute and I did another victory lap.
02:48:47
Speaker
you can't just You can't just take shit away. Did I do 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes? Nope. Actually, I did more. Because Captain... so because captains Not even that big of a fucking deal, honestly. Whatever you drunk, we're good. We're here. you want me You want me to do another five? Will that make you fucking feel better?
02:49:06
Speaker
No, it's too late now. yeah I had already had three beers after I got done. Too late now? I've already had three beers after got done. just fucking shit. Fuck you. Let me have my moment. You have your moment.
02:49:19
Speaker
You're just jelly because you're a hater.
02:49:27
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but i don't promote drinking more and more and more and more. I do. Cheers. don't know. You know, Tito's and smoke your weed we we have my weed. Yeah, I will take
02:49:47
Speaker
and i'm not taking i'm and um say that bitch ah you all up in your fields tonight Because you don't keep cutting me the fuck off when I'm talking. It's fucking normal.
02:50:03
Speaker
I'm going to go ahead and mute. I'm over it. I'm going to go ahead and just put myself in the face. Just get me out of here. it's right i'm right up right and Right in my bloody eye, I'm going to put a bullet in it.
02:50:17
Speaker
No, you're not. I'll punch you in it instead. You son of a bitch. I can't believe you killed your yourself. I mean, unaligned yourself. Now going to punch you in the face.
02:50:27
Speaker
that you really being um just Yeah. what it is. It's just like drinking too much. i have a Look, I do have to talk to you afterwards.
02:50:41
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Drinking too much is not good. That's all I'm saying. yeah I drink one night a week. No, I'm not talking about you. I'm not talking about you.
02:50:52
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say I want us to promote thinking that drinking is a good thing. like you know what i'm Drink responsibly. Drink handle responsibly. Nobody's going anywhere. Blaise is staying the night. Michael's staying the night.
02:51:08
Speaker
I'm not even drinking. Blaise isn't even drinking. I'm at my house. I didn't even say anything about them. Where the fuck did they come from? Come here, Peppa. You guys can almost see her
02:51:22
Speaker
There's my new best friend. oh oh get that pizza. There's my new best friend. I'm in my garage. And if if you get a donation or accumulate one hundred dollars of donations to this channel i will i will jump into this pile of cardboard boxes wrestling style thank you Thank you. You get very good kisses, girl.
02:51:51
Speaker
She licks her ass, dude. don't like I don't care. I lick my ass, too. Don't let dogs lick your ass. yeah I had that Happy Gilmore surgery. So I can lick my own ass. Sounds gay. Just saying. Sounds gay. It's not gay you lick your own ass. It's if you lick somebody else's ass.
02:52:15
Speaker
It's only gay if you lick your bro's ass. Wait, how much money is involved? fifty There you go See, track asking the important questions. there you go. Thank you.
02:52:27
Speaker
It's not gay if money is involved. That's called business, bitches. Yeah. It ain't gay if you get paid.
02:52:38
Speaker
Hell yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I got a Snapchat from Scotto. Are you comparing dick sizes already? Yes, we did.
02:52:52
Speaker
are you jealous? No.
02:52:57
Speaker
fucking heavy You keep holding that like you're burping a baby. earned it tonight, please. Give me a little bit of credit, man. i earned it tonight pleaseze give me a little bit of credit man I earned the... You earned the Gen 6 Old and Still Dumb Award.
02:53:21
Speaker
Who's that? you know Johnny Bones is in the building. I was like, you don't have a touch screen. What's up, buddy? Not much you want my arm around Like it's our first date. I'm being awkward.
02:53:35
Speaker
i yeah First date, I'm being awkward. I'm putting my arm around him and I don't want to touch him. But... I gotta go to Verizon tomorrow. My phone just shit out. I just played hell trying to set this one up.
02:53:46
Speaker
oh shit Why don't you get a laptop, bro? yeah Yeah. Your boy. Your boy killed it tonight. john Oh.
02:54:01
Speaker
You got some lemon cherry XZ something another fucktart whatever. He's got like a bunch of XZ animals. Did you bring that or is that what Michael got That's what Michael brought me. That's a lot of fucking weed, dude. I else at a time love how I am. surprise Surprise.
02:54:22
Speaker
This looks like a lot to me. Well, not that so much, but earlier when it was full. How long do you think I'm being a woman? ah Maybe the end of the night. No, this last me a couple weeks.
02:54:33
Speaker
Really? and hey i don't did I don't know nothing about smoking weed, man. like i don't know like don't know it's like do people even smoke joints i do something yeah i i had i had rolled two of them on the way here i rolled them before i started oh you weren't doing a michael and you weren't no i wasn't rolling as i drove but i pre-rolled them before don't have drive so i don't do blunts you know you don't buy the swishers no i don't do ni Oh, you still get nicotine in the Swishers?
02:55:01
Speaker
Yeah, it's tobacco. Yeah, but I thought they took all to but the rat the tobacco The cigar wraps? What is a tobacco leaf? ah Well, yeah, I knew that and like regular cigars.
02:55:13
Speaker
That's where nicotine comes from. Oh, I didn't know that for like Swishers. I knew that for like real cigars. They're just cheap cigars. Yeah, they're not real cigars. Michael's not a real boy either.
02:55:28
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ah He's basically Canadian after what happened to him. Hi, Peppa. Hi, dear. He's technically Canadian. He's technically Canadian.
02:55:38
Speaker
like like He almost made it to the finish line, and then he tripped and fell on his face. Yeah, guy. Yeah, guy. What's up, Peppa? You can talk about real boy like you've never heard the story of Pinocchio before. I'm a real boy!
02:55:55
Speaker
As soon as somebody leaves the room, he starts talking shit about him. Please just a bitch. I'm still here, Glick. Oh, shit. I fucked up. What is Michael doing? Is he okay? He's talking to Sue.
02:56:13
Speaker
Oh, okay. He's passing the fuck out. He's in there. He's scarfing out some pizza. He's eating pizza. He's talking to and getting a lecture. Oh, did get in trouble? No. ah Oh. she's in there calling him pussy for puking.
02:56:26
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Oh.
02:56:29
Speaker
if that was true, that'd be funny. I married no bitch. a Man up. Go back down there next weekend and try again. The only reason why she didn't want him to try is she knew he was going to fail on live air.
02:56:48
Speaker
I was seriously legit worried about him. I was worried about Me, I wasn't worried about him. wasn't worried about him. I wasn't worried about him. He was actually going to die him. i don't anything I didn't think of y'all were actually going to make it to the finish line.
02:57:03
Speaker
I was right. and Oh, yeah. if if i had money If I had money on tonight, I would have won.
02:57:13
Speaker
Money on tonight? What were you going to bet against, Michael? Yeah. I mean, that's just a for sure bet right there. Oh, no, it really is. No, I know i said the same thing. i was I was legit worried about him.
02:57:28
Speaker
and And I told everybody that. At least you get to keep your beard, Glick. green yeah I don't see the name. The slore.
02:57:40
Speaker
Is that what she put? I didn't do it. Wait a minute. Scott is gay? Surprise! Surprise!
02:57:49
Speaker
fucking you way I heard that susan Sue was in there giving you the business and called you a pussy. She both of you motherfuckers got RSVP.
02:58:04
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i do I did. I already did. You haven't. Still, I RSVP. Michael, I RSVP. have not RSVP. I have to do the online thing.
02:58:15
Speaker
I have not RSVP. um I thought I could just tell you. I'm still kind of confused on that aspect. Both them have affirmed their attendance.
02:58:29
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I will RSVP this. I will do it Monday. It said by the 23rd, so I thought I had by the 23rd. was seeing how long that was going to be.
02:58:40
Speaker
Yeah, you do have a choice either. Yeah. you do me little there yeah job but but but I'm also a stoner and procrastinator. Wait, did you say something? I know you said something, but don't know.
02:58:55
Speaker
What's that, Brittany? I know I was sent something, or I was supposed to be sent something. That's cool. You probably hired
02:59:09
Speaker
At first I was supposed to be a plus one, but then I was told that I was able to be ah my own. But if not, it's... I'll be your plus one, Brittany. go with you.
02:59:23
Speaker
No, I wasn't able to have a... Okay, we're not getting into this.
02:59:33
Speaker
Anyways. wedding's probably be lovely. We're back. Sorry, we ah we we lost connection over here for a moment. We're back. What's up? how It doesn't matter.
02:59:50
Speaker
I'm going to tell you what, with the championship belt and the bloodied ass eye, it looks like... Hold on Brittany seems to have be having some issues. Regarding to what we were talking about before, we inadvertently dropped it or on this end. Hit us up offline about that.
03:00:06
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Because it's not something that we need to talk about. I said offline. This is offline conversation. Okay.
03:00:16
Speaker
Then I don't know what we're talking about. I don't know what we're talking about either. I'm using ramen. woo Ramen sounds good. it is prettyney bitch Oh, Michael's in.
03:00:30
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Michael sobered up after he threw up after 80 shots. Greetings from... What's going on in England? You're we you' are welcome.
03:00:44
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me ah Thank you. I'm like, what is she doing over there? She said you're welcome. Thank you. I like that pizza. I'm just saying it's pizza. I ate half the pizza.
03:00:59
Speaker
and About a third of the pizza is gone. So don't fuck it. Dude, you got to check. Next time you're out here, we'll actually go to Don and Sue's. It's right down the road.
03:01:10
Speaker
You got to try the burger and fries. My bad. Go ahead. and got a good burger and fries, man. Y'all are on a whole new level tonight. I swear to fuck. Brittany, what is the host of the fan?
03:01:23
Speaker
so well What is a hose pipe band, Brittany? hose pipe band? hose pipe band. A little bit of this, a little bit of that. well whi Thanks for joining.
03:01:36
Speaker
What's a hose pipe band?
03:01:41
Speaker
A pipe band that's the host. Not much except another hose pipe band in the middle of the summer. I'm assuming that means you can't jump into these.
03:01:52
Speaker
I'm thinking it's the equalizer. Thank you, Blaze, for that.
Handling Grief with Humor
03:01:58
Speaker
You made me feel bad. Yeah, you're over here like, you guys are on a whole other level, and Brittany's like, I don't know what's going on. and Well, I have so much shit going on. I'm sorry.
03:02:10
Speaker
It's like shit going on up here, shit going on over here in my real life. So I'm like, sorry. We're live, so shit's going on right here. Hey, guys. yeah I know. Sorry.
03:02:24
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ah My daughter just said she replied my statement. Yeah, shit going too. I'm going to tell her I'm dying.
03:02:34
Speaker
I had to kill my cat the other day. That was dope. Oh, my daughter's dad is dying. I'm glad that you think your cat's more important. No, I'm just playing.
03:02:44
Speaker
Brett, I am sorry about your cat. I am sorry about that. That sucks. That's what I was thinking to conserve water. Hose band. Yeah. I am sorry about your cat, but she had a good long life. She was, what, 18? I understand that a human's life is more important, but that was fucked up.
03:03:02
Speaker
Oh, my God, shut up. I'm talking to my daughter right now. was a goddamn joke. 17 years, bro. Oh, my God, I gave her an extra year. My bad, bro. I think she meant straight. clearly still smiling. Shut the fuck up.
03:03:20
Speaker
I think she meant sorry to hear. but i have never started. She's set to hear about it. She wants to hear the whole story. Go through agonizing detail, Brad, about what it was like. Every little detail. even you know Even Chris is calling you out.
03:03:36
Speaker
You don't want a bullet's a lot cheaper than a fucking needle. I don't know. Don't call me out. Don't make me out to feel like a piece of shit. No, no, no, no, no. I don't want you to feel like a piece of shit. That's not my intentions whatsoever. sorry you had to murder your pussy.
03:03:56
Speaker
I know you meant sorry. I know you meant sorry. I'm teasing you, Britt. I am sorry about you. Oh, I want to say something so fucking bad. What's stopping you?
03:04:07
Speaker
I am sorry about your cat. I am sorry about your kitty cat. Nothing between us with Aaron and Pension. I mean, it's it's hard to lose a pet.
03:04:19
Speaker
That guy knows. small I know. We've all lost pets before. I'm about to lose a pet again. yeah Maybe it's not the pets, it's you.
03:04:32
Speaker
She's about to lose another but these you are I think she's to put Glick down. We can fucking try. person I don't win more than 100 shots. He's an OD on Sasquatch. Dude, I cannot.
03:04:52
Speaker
In Pennsylvania and Maryland, there are so many Sasquatch fucking things, and every time I fucking see them, I just want to fucking chop their heads off. That's how I feel.
03:05:04
Speaker
Show me on this doll where Bigfoot hurt you. I've never heard her. I never did. Literally, like, my neighbor growing up had one, like, in my backyard my whole life.
03:05:15
Speaker
And now, like... What did Bill Clinton say about that little slut? I've never had sexual relationships with that woman. hello out little man Everybody knows that quote. like Was it a squatch? I know, Mr. this.
03:05:32
Speaker
My humor is very... Yeah, cool. Cool whip nose. You can't tap screen my... You gotta... I'm sorry. yeah I'm so 2009. I got two laptops. Both my laptops are touchscreen. I'm a broke bitch, please.
03:05:53
Speaker
computer and I keep hitting the fucking screen. Yeah, yeah, you did. What does his tattoos have to do with? Shaman! What does his tattoos have to do with age?
03:06:06
Speaker
They thought I was cool. Shaman! Shaman, hit that link and bring it out. Oh, I didn't pin the link. You know he never shows his face, little bitch. No, he doesn't. No, still you leave my man alone.
03:06:18
Speaker
ah I'm just kidding. You know I love shamans. shamans but No, you don't know. I go on their show more than y'all.
03:06:31
Speaker
favor to ask, but it would help me out a ton. What's up? i So, when I get my new device, I have a whole new channel that I'm starting because I don't remember the login information for my last one. Memory issues, right?
03:06:48
Speaker
ah If I... ping where that channel going to be down here in the comments. good guy Or like pet put it there real quick. Could y'all help me out? Help build the community back up? Those y'all who were back there?
03:07:00
Speaker
yeah i well I don't know about them, but I will.
03:07:06
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You're muted, Glenn.
03:07:09
Speaker
Okay. They're talking about it. They're chatting. I'm not one of the main people, so...
03:07:21
Speaker
Scotto, I was talking about you today. Ooh. Is that why my ears were burning? Yeah, probably. oh One of my friends were like, he's a Scotto guy. He seems super fun. I was like, I know. I want to get my nails done with him so fucking bad.
03:07:42
Speaker
Yes. I'm about to lose my job, I'm pretty sure. and yeah Hopefully, I can get my nails done again. we should Wait, where are you from again? I forget where everybody's from. Where are you?
03:07:56
Speaker
Are you over here? You had it right the other time. You the other way. um right there. There you go. Always the opposite for me. Will you a favor hu we bring me a couple beers?
03:08:07
Speaker
Yes, Mr. Red Eye. Here we go. Don't piss him off. He'll go Red Hold. I'll take that. Harrison Ford was cool.
03:08:17
Speaker
ah take that harrison port was cool It was nice while it lasted, Brittany. yeah That is what it is.
03:08:27
Speaker
We should get our nails done together. yeah true That the point of the story. Don't forget the belt. I'm the new Hulk Hogan.
03:08:39
Speaker
yeah Ozzy passed the crown of the Prince of Darkness to me. Say your prayers. Oh, God. god Take your prayers and say your prayers, ah it's Brandy.
03:08:56
Speaker
She already knows how goddamn extra I am.
03:09:01
Speaker
You guys know how extra I am. I'm ridiculous. I'm a whole-ass mess. Well, I don't even get the support, really.
03:09:13
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there's There's photographic evidence of Ozzy passing the crowd with me. However, Youngblood did of that.
03:09:24
Speaker
What do you know?
03:09:31
Speaker
you ever even seen Shaman? I've seen Shaman once or twice. Don't smoke weed. we can do to smoke wheat I will you bring me a couple beers? Oh, shoot. No, don't, I'll go get them. See, I told you. I didn't remember either.
03:09:51
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no don't don no i'll go get them yeah see I you I'd rather give a tag. I love all the guys. you mom had me there ah i get it i didn't remember either i don't know why yeah got hey guys how are you guys doing rather give ja i'd rather give it on the go you need a hope I thought we were friends and now you want to start hating on me.
03:10:20
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Go to hell, you bitch. Quick, stop making blazer. I wasn't making it my beer, bitch, but I was going to go get it, but he went into particular. And i asked him and then he forgot, which I knew he would.
03:10:33
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And I said, no, don't. And he's like, no, I got you, bro. He felt bad. Thank you, Blaze. I didn't feel bad. ah You know what? He didn't feel bad. He's my good little beard bitch.
03:10:45
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I'll just pat him on his head. You're not. Dude, I still get spelling in sign language. I can spell all day, but in sign language, I'm like, wait, talk.
03:10:57
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yeah My challenge is I will forget that I'm in the middle of a spelling a word. I'm like, fuck, how do I spell the word? Shit. Sometimes I'll ask my... Wait, F. Wait, what's the F? f g G. So what is so special about this? What is H again?
03:11:21
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F. H. Okay, H. The... P. F. G. Later to do...
03:11:29
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yeah or do So, let me ask you let me ask you a serious question. but Well, technically, this is a tube, but not a bong. Let me track. See you later.
03:11:40
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ah Granny was deep throat.
03:11:43
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The tube. Is that the granny deep throat bong? It is. What granny deep throat bong? Right there? ah her no It looks like I know Gentry Adventure right there. Gentry Adventure. get the extra special. love it. I get the golden blood plug today.
03:12:00
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Not you. Fucking sister style. Calm down, Linda Blair. Fuck my pussy with creature face. Oh my god.
03:12:08
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fucking just just style i things but i'm down linda blair
03:12:17
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fuck my put you with your cru fans but but Wow, I just snorted. Oh, God. Click snort count one.
03:12:28
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Click snort count. We're at one. Minute count, go.
03:12:37
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What are we mitten count? Snort. The floor is all charged up like she meant. Snort, snort, snort. Brittany, I guarantee you, you cannot.
03:12:51
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You cannot. make your thumbs go opposite directions. I mean, we could, we could I don't i know, we if we we could make it happen where all three of us were together, but it I love how the background image makes it look like we're not together, but then all of a sudden, now I don't know where there's a hand.
03:13:09
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She's always bossy. were very cool about it. she's always bossy like yeah and great job blaze what did i do years were very and when blades tried You got the evolution of weird. When Blake tried to talk shit, you shut it down.
03:13:29
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You shut my shit down. This is why I trans, because when two people are on the same camera, it's more it's more a distraction when it comes to everybody else on the panel.
03:13:42
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And I learned that when we did that one Saturday night over at Arliss's stop.
03:13:50
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I'm not a boss. I'm a servant. I was way too optimistic. We have less than three brain cells between us. The problem was when you guys did that Saturday night that you guys and and I feel like what's happening tonight we're getting lost in conversation because we're all three here.
03:14:06
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And it happens tonight and I know I'm trying know you're trying to know Michael's trying we're trying to pull it back to the panel and we're trying to pull back to the chat but oh I can do that. I did that I can do it right now. Once I get rid of this thing That's her fidget spinner. Britney's fidget spinner. Oh my god.
03:14:23
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Oh my god. Can you hear me? The fidget spinner thing just reminded me. I was in... um my god my god oh my god can you hear me yeah pet just done yes ay that just the fidget spinner thing just reminded me i was
03:14:41
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Okay, so I was saying on my list, like a fidget spinner, and I was like, well, what if I put a fidget spinner... What if I put a fidget spinner... Did you do this stage when trying to tell joke?
03:15:03
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No. No. ill do do you do this on stage we're trying to tell a joke ah goods classs fun What if I put a fidget spinner on my lip ring? I'd just be like... My tongue game would be so strong.
03:15:22
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You're not wrong. that a story? A what if? i don't No, I just thought of it earlier.
03:15:34
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I was watching the Valkyms. Zero. I was watching The Walking Dead and I was messing with my lip ring. was like, what if I was doing?
03:15:47
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Pidget's finger on my lip ring. And then I was like, that'd be dope. You get the golden nail. Not fucking cool. I
03:16:00
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said I was going to bring that up tonight. Are going to put a fidget spinner on your lip to suck dick? Or are you pussy?
03:16:12
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Because a fidget spinner on your lip when you were eating pussy would be so much better than sucking dick. it's for self-pleasure. yeah you But if somebody's lucky enough... Hold on a damn minute.
03:16:28
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Can you human pretzel yourself that you can self-pleasure yourself with your face?
03:16:36
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pleasure Yeah, but might be here smith you just go numb. let's see let's yeah what' yeah yeah you did yeah you did i just love that so wait a minute hold on on day i'm sorry i mean if you're if you could put it it just or your li and then go madam know Game on.
03:17:03
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Otherwise, you're spinning the spinner on your face. No, it's just this exercise. It's like when you go to the gym. It's the equivalent of putting somebody's balls in a fan.
03:17:16
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and Nobody in enjoys it. I'm saying have the fidget spinner while balls are in my mouth. I'm saying it's exercise. No, but you're spooking their dick, and every time that fidget spinner gets close to their balls, it's like a ceiling fan. Take the fidget fucking spinner out beforehand, you fucker.
03:17:35
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On their forehead. We couldn't just ner one sexual activities you don't kink shame, and I think we're getting on the cusp of kink shaming. I'm not kink shaming at all. If anything, I'm taking notes. and and Same, same,
03:17:48
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I can't. I can't. I'm going to drop my balls every 20 seconds. I would be like, I don't think this feels so good. you What do you think?
03:18:02
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I never said anything about the fidget spinner like hitting your dick. I never said that. time This is really a good thing. Tell me about this bullshit.
03:18:13
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As an exercise. Sometimes? On game. oh Oh, you're going to on your phone. Oh, my goodness.
03:18:27
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All I wanted to say was I thought about the fidget spinner thing on my lip ring. since i don't have no brain cells. On an average day, I work with one or two there's so And right now they're asleep. They're ah back in their world again.
03:18:52
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listening to you, Gada. listening. So Gada came up late, right? So we talked about like what's the craziest drunk story you've ever had.
03:19:04
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Drunk or drunk? Drunk? Both. What's the craziest drugstore you got, Blaze? I'm going to let you all be a jerk. Do you really? Okay, you guys are drug addicts. Well, you're not drug addicts. What are you?
03:19:20
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There's a difference. No. Are you? Order another line of beer. Pick him in the nuts and tell it's from me. we are but I'm not a cop. I'm not a cop. You know you have to tell us if you are. Maybe they're like,
03:19:36
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i didn' i know You guys are only like five hours away, right? I'll be there soon. You
03:19:49
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guys are recreational that so enjoyment users of extracurricular activities. Dumb time. Knuckle cross the line. Did I just really get canceled?
03:20:03
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Did I just get canceled on my own show? I don't have a crazy drug story. Not one that comes... I know who does. I got a funny drunk story.
03:20:17
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Sure. This was...
Funny Drinking Stories
03:20:21
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So, oh i got drunk one day and I was supposed to meet a buddy at Kmart. This was in Guam.
03:20:28
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Guam, it still has a Kmart. They even have a rooftop parking at that Kmart. Anyway... Kmart in Guam? Uh-huh. Yeah. Anyway, it's a big Japanese tour. Anyway, anyway, anyway.
03:20:42
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So I was supposed to meet a buddy and his lady friend at Kmart. I don't know why we were out supposed to meet in there. It doesn't matter why. that was already drunk. So I went over my neighbor, Chris, a buddy of mine. I was like, hey, man, you busy?
03:20:57
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He's like, no, why? was like, hey.
03:21:01
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Is that my car? I was about to say, a hear an alarm going off. Yeah, that was my car. And so... He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have nothing. Let's go to Kmart. gotta go there anyway. like, hey, cool. He's like, you want to drive? He's like, no, dude, I'm drunk. That's why I'm asking. He's like... Hi, Tracy.
03:21:23
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So we get to Kmart, and I'm like, dude, i'm I still want a drink. So the first thing I do, it instead of finding my buddy, and... you know I just broke away from Chris and I went bought a six pack there at Kmart.
03:21:36
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And then walked around, walked through the store, drinking it as I'm looking for my buddy, the entire six pack. And when I got to the last one, one of the employees finally stopped me and said, sir, you're not supposed to be drinking in here.
03:21:55
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Why are you selling it then? I drank that entire fucking six pack. Come here, Pepp. Come on, Pepp.
03:22:07
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Come on. Stay over here. Stay over here. Anyway, so it it was... I'm working on my delivery. Sorry. You're acting so quickly.
03:22:18
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You almost sounded like me. Oh, God. Telling a story.
03:22:25
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don he almost sounded like me oh god telling a story Like, will this thing happen with that other thing, you know? is Nobody is as incoherent as you are.
03:22:40
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it sounds You could try to do a story like you, and it still sounds ten times smarter. It sounded... I'm sure if I was drunk, probably would have came out
03:22:53
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out. will fight you, Michael. I like to give for reasons to not like me. It's your wedding? Since she hates me every day. It's your wedding? At your motherfucking wedding?
03:23:05
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She's trying to get an uninvite. No, I'm invited. She already said. know. No take backs. It's up to Sue ultimately, really.
03:23:18
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She said as long as she doesn't know how to behave. Yeah.
03:23:22
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it's up to suite ultimately really ab blaze dead as long as you how to Oh, yeah. I mean, it's a wedding. I'm going to behave. It's a day. Don't show up there and be a look at me. Look at me.
03:23:34
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We're not doing the bouquet. not doing the bouquet. We're not doing the... Oh, good. I hate that shit. i wouldn't I wouldn't be in that anyway. I'm doing the garter. I'm doing the bouquet.
03:23:48
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but There will be no cake smashing. I'm at a point. What do you guys... Will be will there be... I'll see you. growing Probably. Knowing my family.
03:24:01
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yeah She's going to catch that bouquet. We're not going to have one. That's why you brought that up. Either way, it's going to be love.
03:24:14
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Love Jersey.
03:24:18
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I'm excited for
03:24:22
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it. The link is in the comments if you dig through and find it. yes ah If people want to dig through and find it. Actually, might be able to find a couple of people to drink.
03:24:35
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I don't know. That might be dangerous. yeah You know, you you're going to paste it? I believe I can. You should be able to do it. What do you want?
03:24:48
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Do you guys do youall have a wedding registry for gifts? No. Then how are people going to find out what which you want? Cash.
03:24:59
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ro ah phase Cash is king. Will you take like the Visa cash card thing? take it Do you take American Express?
03:25:11
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Do you say gift card? Give him a gift card to fucking Amazon. Come on in, Joel. Whatever you want. but yeah Can we take prunies and... Can we dispense three gift cards? We have too much.
03:25:28
Speaker
I don't want any more items. I want to throw away two-thirds of these. Take euros. I have a few of them.
03:25:37
Speaker
Oh, what's the mic? Did you throw up? Do you take cryptocurrency? Do you take Bitcoin? Yeah, I love that. Oh, dude.
03:25:48
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I forgot they had a little pepperoni in their sauce. That's just a little bite too. Randy, watch out. He's going over that sausage. Damn. Pepperoni. Pepperoni. that just a little bike too thing rany watch out he's fill ham over that sausage because am but owny um million you I want to hang out with Scotty over at All Y'all Young. Yeah, man. I want to hang out with Scotty.
03:26:19
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di over there next they she was always um want to hang out with scottty over alllya you business gra good headbo all the guy these people no on and
03:26:35
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know what you do but actually we all should go out and go to like casino together some shit like that it's needs the business right now i heard i love this fucking bogus vegas is uh vegas is hurting for business right now oh yeah i read a small bit about that but i didn't get into it why I mean... I've been keeping up with what's going on in the current and what's going on in the world. but ah I feel like Blaze is about to karate fight me right now. Do you know why I'm going to be in the country right now?
03:27:13
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Oh, no, yeah, no. i but But people in our own country are not going there? Well, no, because people in our own country can't afford to go there. Oh, okay. if people in other countries don't want to go there.
03:27:23
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yeah All right. You know I don't watch that shit. Because we're fucked. I remember you were watching Wrestling in Twisted Metal.
03:27:35
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Which, by the way, um i did start watching that the other night. Don't you drop no spoilers. No spoilers. now because Anthony Mackie dies at the first episode. who So much. But I know you're lying. It's the Milkman. know you're lying because that's my line. The main character dies. Fuck ass.
03:27:57
Speaker
No, so i I think I told you earlier. dash wanted of Cash was like, oh, the second season of Twisted Metal. Did we watch the first season? He was like, no. So Thursday night, him and I literally sat here and watched the entire first season. It did not go to bed until like 1 o'clock in the morning.
03:28:13
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It's a fucking... I had a hard time starting it, man. What? right I had a hard time like... I liked it, but then I had a hard time like keep going with it. Maybe it was just because people... am Jersey, what's up? I didn't even see you come in. What's going on, Jersey?
03:28:33
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no it's a good It's a good show, Britt. You gotta... The first season is just introducing the characters. It's a good show, Britt. Check it out. dear just like It's like The Boys. the first season of The first season and a half of The Boys is just... Dude, I'd rather pull my pubic hairs out one at a time.
03:28:56
Speaker
It was awesome. The first season and a half. It was slow and drug out. I think it was best. The first season was the best season so far. The story was developing.
03:29:09
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I smoked a lot of weed. Just because I smoked a lot weed doesn't know what the fuck I'm talking about. im i doing Wee doesn't therefore mean dumb. and't say Trust me, this kills a lot less brain cells than that.
03:29:20
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I didn't say you. Trust me, I tell everybody you're like, oh, really? Is that what we're doing right now? i see i trust what do i tell people I tell people you are way smarter than I am. Is that what we're doing right now?
03:29:31
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Stop lying to them. Your dog is literally just over here. and And I was loving on her and petting on her. ah She went over there beside Michael and just looked at me like, bitch.
03:29:43
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that where I thought we were friends. Yes. I love this little guy. That opening scene is killer. I love this little guy. She's such a sweet girl, boys. You need to make her with you every time. That's a sweet girl. Y'all quiet tonight.
03:29:58
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Johnny Bongs, what you been up to, man? Masturbate. Fucking phone shit to bed. Now I'm working on getting all my stuff rebooted up onto this one. is he Is that a backup phone?
03:30:11
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Fucking yeah, and I got a new YouTube too. You got a new you YouTube deal? ah That channel. Yeah. Oh, what's it? when Plug it.
03:30:23
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Do a shameless plug, man. Yeah? All right. Hang on a sec. Drop your YouTube link right in the chat. plug yeah put in right yeah Yeah, put it in the chat. I'll go sub right now.
03:30:36
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Plug. Shameless plug. I'm about to put it in. Hang on a sec. Hang on. Say it, too. I guess that's better than a legalist plug.
03:30:49
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For those people that are listening... Johnny Bong's out of designs. Johnny Bong designs. Well, Johnny Bong's backup.
03:31:01
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Can you go back inside, it bud? No. Glaze, when you talk to Glick, face the other direction.
03:31:14
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like Yeah, you got you gotta, like, you can't look at me. a second. Yeah, you gotta look away. So, im like um look like, look at the thing. So, if you look away, yeah, it looks like you're looking at me.
03:31:25
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Even though we're side by side. Yeah, right? Even though we're side by side. It's weird. No, tarantula, you don't tell me what to do. Yeah, tarantula. you, you don't tell Yeah, fuck you, won't do what you tell me.
03:31:40
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but Goddamn Jersey, damn. there damn let's do it I don't know anything about weed, but is that like... Is that what it is now that it's legalized? You guys just buy like big-ass buds and shit like that and you got a breaker and shit off? Or has it always been like that?
03:31:58
Speaker
It's always been like this. Oh, I don't know anything weed. Dude, I smell... That smells like... pay us back that smells like a Yeah, since when?
03:32:11
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Like, what is that? It smells like fresh-cut grass and something else. Flowers? of Yeah. really say something I know, Brittany's been awfully quiet. just want to make sure.
03:32:29
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Why are you so quiet, Brittany? I don't know.
03:32:33
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The Eppa. he i'm sitting here and know yourself also did up anybody elses talking got from the whole bit bit up um just I'm just enjoying the company it believe his dog she's such a sweet girl
03:32:52
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we're out just hanging on here
03:32:56
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good so you have do problem without' say you have a do problem let's say you want tell you i have a drinking problem but That's a weed problem. We have no problem drinking at all. much Dad, is that a bottle opener?
03:33:11
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Oh, is that a bottle opener? it was literally i thought it was ah I thought it was a belt loop clip. oh anyway so Guys, you don't have to depend on us and talk. You guys can just talk amongst yourselves. Like Saturday Night Open Door Challenge. like plus we find way around ah She's trying to find her way around. Right in the ankle bone. You're welcome.
03:33:31
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where we like came Are you me the link so I can RSVP now? No, Sue said just to forward that to you guys. You don't have RSVP now. don't have RSVP now. I am not going to RSVP. I am just going to show up.
03:33:47
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Johnny Bongs, what are you working on tonight? My my middle daughter. Oh, shit. Good question. You guys haven't got to meet her yet. I'm actually digging down my old stuff in my game.
03:34:02
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Working with the Japanese stuff. More of that, but I'm also doing some stuff like this.
Art and Creativity Discussions
03:34:10
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You showed me that when I was tripping ah slightly, and I was like, yo, that was awesome.
03:34:16
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I'm doing some more like this. Do it, because honestly, it's so awesome. of Right now, what I'm doing to do that is I'll really loosely get pencil and just squiggle it along the page and then I'll go in there and finite it all with a fine pen.
03:34:34
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Hey, we should hey do something where you
03:34:42
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and do halfway. Show it. It's awesome. That is pretty dope. yeah I was on mushrooms when he showed me this and I was like... man What?
03:34:55
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Each one of those layers was done very finite with a fine line pen, and then I colored in between them all. Jesus Christ. That takes, like, freaking... That is amazing.
03:35:06
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ah This is the shit I enjoy doing. Thank you, y'all. Fucking details, man. That is awesome. Hey, do you want to do a collaboration sometime? Like, you start something, and I start something, and then we swap and finish the artwork together? Yeah.
03:35:22
Speaker
I'd be down to, yeah. Let's do it. One side of spaghetti and noodle, I'll start on the other side is spaghetti and noodle. Let's do it. Thank you. you I'll do it.
03:35:34
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Thank you, y'all. Yeah. Britt, I'm down. I'm going to fight you, Glick. I swear to God. I wish to fuck you.
03:35:43
Speaker
You're getting on my goddamn nerves. I'm going to dropkick you in the motherfucking tent, motherfucker. that's what I swear to God. I don't like violence, but you are bringing me to it, bitch.
03:35:56
Speaker
but wake up and choose violence every day of my life. I'm going to take my colored pencils and stab you in the face. I'll punch a woman. Thank you, Matt. ah ah you I'll punch a cunt right in the mouth I don't hit women but if I have to I will evil right Equal rights Equal fights I'm it I don't Knock the fuck out I don't care i know just All you have to do is sit on me
03:36:29
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that because he's fat yeah yeah fair He's working on it, you guys. He's working on it. Come on. I'm also super skinny. It's like super... All he has to do is put his hand on me and I'm done for.
03:36:49
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Here's the weird thing about Blake. Little many fucking questions. They have no answers at all. They're drunk. How you not follow the forward all the time? I'm white. I'm white.
03:37:02
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Danny Bones, after... I'm going to go cry and unaliving myself since you guys just bad shamed me. Yeah, I'm going to go puke for a little bit and talk to fucking Brandy tonight. Then I body shamed the skinny little bitches on this show.
03:37:15
Speaker
You're going to go fucking talk to your girl. You're going to talk to your girl and get her off. Maybe I have a fucking problem. Bye, Glick. Bye, Glick. Look, I have a high metabolism, right? You're fucked.
03:37:27
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Johnny's a skinny bitch, too. Calm down. I wasn't talking to you. Like a fucking rail. Fuck you were. I was talking to all you skinny. Oh my god, that's spicy. What are you drinking, bro?
03:37:38
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it's That's hot sauce, not beer, dude. me I haven't done that one before. Shit. I've done that before by accident. Oh, damn it. was like, oh, this is a beer and it was hot sauce. i like I used to love drinking them like a cold beer. Shit.
03:37:56
Speaker
It's actually what gave me a three-flex. I love Dude, I have... Well, I'm just... Oh, man.
03:38:07
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Cholula. I used to have, like, the mini battles in my purse constantly, but then I would drop my purse and then they would break inside.
03:38:18
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I got fucking... That's what I do. fucking have an air equipment.
03:38:24
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o ah fucking have an error um I like habanero stuff, too. yeah um I don't like it. Oh, my God! It's going hard tonight!
03:38:36
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business ah Ah! Back when I take a break from drinking, I really like that cold sweat feel, right? so I feel it. Have you ever done a one-chip challenge or the hot...
03:38:51
Speaker
one chip challenge or like the hot like lollipop shit. You've done all this? like spicy, but it has to have flavor. I don't like where it's spicy and it like takes away all the flavor of everything and you're just dying.
03:39:10
Speaker
i was able to get habanero gummies I fucking loved them. We need to make a night where Johnny Bonds is just doing all these hot spicy shit.
03:39:22
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I don't give a fuck what you guys do as long as you don't try to think I'm going eat spicy shit. We don't need you to be there. Because I like the way it makes me feel. Hey, it's my show to have me here, you goofy ass.
03:39:37
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Oh, yuck.
03:39:41
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Oh, boy. How about you go take care of your lady? We got it under control.
03:39:48
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What'd she say buck was that? Go take care lady. We got it under control. Bye, lady.
03:39:57
Speaker
Oh, shit. She's retarded. i' not my These are my homies with them extra cromies. You're not wrong with that.
03:40:13
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I don't know what it is, but I i i don't smoke weed, but I enjoy this. Are you trying to say that you're getting like a like a contact high? Oh, I have no doubt in my mind that I have the biggest contact high.
03:40:28
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Because he's actually in the car. These guys are smoking. Michael has sent me something out of couch. You guys asked whether he blew the smoke into your mouth?
03:40:39
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The guy walked in my house and woke me up and just started firing up. I'm sorry. ball right
03:40:50
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However, however, I'm locked and loaded. like the chat and chrisle can you speak you i love you um my per please let speak yeah like fucking raise the hand because sometimes however however p fakekes mcgiic cut of your readers like um locked and loaded Most of my drugs are not running now. Can you though? I've been drinking until my knee blows out.
03:41:22
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So like six steps? Since I've been, I think, 33, 34 years old. me thirty four years old That was the last time I saw fucking dog food. That was like 30 years ago. I just saw your text. Your message.
03:41:39
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like Your tally sheet. You now saw it. You now saw it. You made those animals, Angel. Your doodles are awesome. made all animals. and i was Actually, I was not so i drunk.
03:41:51
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Wait, what? I'll have to post that i'll post here leave out that. I'll post it on the Facebook I was drunk already. Tell me I did that. How many are we out now? Oh, yeah, that's right. got that same number. I had to mark one or two more. I was about to say, Angel should have been a part of the whole thing. We tried to get her to be a part of She was a part of it. We tried to get her to be a part of it. No, we tried to get to come and do it with us, but she had to work.
03:42:22
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I called out. I'm a part of the network. We all keep me in the dark. Wait, how did you get 95? I got 100. Maybe I miscounted. No, she miscounted. No, no, no. You got 95, and then you fucking started pouring double shots of whatever fuck it was into that can and pretended down it, which you downed it, yes, but that was not enough to cover the next five.
03:42:44
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Technically six, so you also did not win the competition. but We hit 95. hit ninety five And did the shots and Blaze said we were at 99 and had six shots. No, there was 99.
03:42:58
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I put those five shots in my beer. You start pouring them into your fucking then fucking took a shot of it. Not even all the extra drinks that I was taking because that goddamn one minute timer was taken too fucking long. Get the fuck out of here. It was not every minute.
03:43:15
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so You also lost. or I didn't lose. I drank more than 100 ounces. I drank more than 100 ounces beer in 100 minutes.
03:43:25
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i drink more than a hundred ounces of be in a hundred minutes yeah well Fuck you, Wally. You got both lost. I'm sorry, Wally. I didn't mean to. I'm not even mad at you. I'm not even mad at you.
03:43:36
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Because she's over here being a You can don't give fuck. It's like, what the fuck up, Buttercup? Oh, my God. I can't believe you. Technically, you're at 95 because your last five shots, you were doing double shots.
03:43:50
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In a can. In a can. here It's the Britney show anyway. Look. It's been hard, man. it's been hard man You're just mad because I fucking did it.
03:44:04
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I'll be drinking more than that all fucking night. Here we are. Okay, now we're just like splitting hairs. You know what? Until provide video evidence or photo traffic evidence, I don't believe it.
03:44:16
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I don't think you're drinking anything. You're talking all week. yeah Go on, pony boy. Blah, blah. I drink. I can do the same thing. I turn my camera off and tell you guys that I drink. You're fucking lame, bro. You're lame. You're weird, bro.
03:44:32
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The question is... I love you. Did you have fun? love you, too. Yeah. Leave us alone. let is our
03:44:44
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She knows she's wrong. She just busted my chops. No, I'm not. But you're in a boy. I'm sorry. you're ah You're a man. I'm a boy. Treat like a toddler. I'm a glick, first of all. You did good. Good job, buddy. I'm a sasquatch. No, I'm a sasquatch. No, he's fucking child.
03:44:59
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Participating, Shelby.
03:45:03
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If she said bitch, she was right. She called man. No, just i you're fucking child. Yeah, man-toddler. yeah man talller still pretty Participation trophy. yeah yeah i like that better, actually. We got the gold star.
03:45:20
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Holy shit. I'm on a trial as he wears a wrestling belt over his shoulder. I know. I'm just kidding. I love you, Blake. I love you, but you can't actually be proud.
03:45:33
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Blake is mumbling, as always. Shut up, Brittany Fade.
03:45:51
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one time i there the sky and there was the dolphin and a unicorn shot and wow
03:46:00
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she's out trying from that yeah brittany Excuse me, what? Huh? I'm trying to focus on the fucking chat and... Listen here, you sons of bitches. You're going start respecting me. No, that's funny. It's my goddamn show on blazing. You're going to start respecting me.
03:46:20
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You funny. Do you mean it, Paul? don't know. That's the person that doesn't even respect his own fucking network. Right? Oh. Who?
03:46:32
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right? me That's why you're... Oh, no. If anybody cares... Blaze is the one that takes care of the most of it.
03:46:45
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Blaze, you disrespect your network. Wally's not your number tonight. Wally's a bitch. Blaze's daddy here. okay me everything Pull up here.
03:46:56
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Fucking pull up, you big bitch. yeah what' And which one are you talking to? bro fight with me tonight did you have a tossed us around for some they fuck they're starting this man let's go let's go fifty card down so let's go let's go angel let us go obviously yeah briney in the fucking way we're fucking knock right down i watch don't hard I walked in i walked in just hear the anger in your voice. I'm not really hearing the words you're saying. I walked into the school. I'm going to come back to two black guys. Just saying. is
03:47:39
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A crack in my neck. But I felt this pressure on the back of my head. won't go too hard just for Brandy's sake. We'll keep that part intact. What happened? I'm going to die right here with an aneurysm and an old cold. Oh my gosh.
03:47:57
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Holy shit. Wally, you really shouldn't. Save your love for people that deserve it. You know i love you, buddy. You know I love you, Wally. But I'm still going to make you tap. I can love you and still tap. walk Big son of a bitch.
03:48:11
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I can't read freaking Glick's screen because all the words are so funny. Oh my gosh. You're going to make yourself puke again. Whoa. put that Put that picture back up. That...
03:48:24
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It's off a What's doing to that Not that picture. I had to. Just caught me coming What you with that bong, Boom. Nine on up. Nine on Nine on Nine Nine Nine on Nine on on on Nine on up. Nine up. on Nine up. on Nine up.
03:48:36
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Nine on just up. Nine on up. on Nine on Nine on Nine on Nine up. on Nine on Nine up. Nine on Nine Nine Nine up. up. Nine on up. Nine on Nine on up. on on Nine up. on Nine on Nine on Nine Nine Nine Nine on Nine on Nine on Nine up.
03:48:48
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up. Nine on on Nine on Nine on Nine up. on up. Nine up. Nine on up.
03:48:54
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That's gut. Daddy Kong gives a granny. That's what he needs. Try that sandwich. Have you ever had it? That's a good sandwich. There was one time. She can take her teeth out.
03:49:06
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No bananas. um so let's Hold up. Everybody, Johnny's telling us the story. this film like but She was close to the age. Come on now. one in mom chi shit She was close to guilt certification. Maybe like another couple of years.
03:49:23
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She gummed it a little bit. Yeah. When I was a dude, I'd be totally curious. No one fucking cares.
03:49:35
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and okay That's just one my ways to the never-ending story. September 3rd. ah penis. I'd be curious. yes I don't know. and i don't Or if you take a kid, then I'll tell you the date. You think we'll remember?
03:49:50
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This might be the debut. Of course, I can go, oh, shit, I got to drive to the big city of town. Oh, shit. We're to change the name of your town. Nine out of ten. The ten.
03:50:03
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nine'm out of ten
03:50:06
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it the big city the All I can say, Britt, is sometimes you're caught up in a music festival and fun things happen. Brittany, what's wrong with you? We'll keep it to that because some people don't care. I don't need to know the date. I'll just know. We got you all crazy.
03:50:23
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Please don't tell me. Everything's going crazy. You already know. We're not going to get into it. Thank you. I appreciate it. ah hard time yeah it's She said we're not going to get into it. You're like, thank you. What the fuck? I didn't mean that to come off. I'm getting snobby. Brian, the other day, he sends me this meme. and that was like like yeah
03:50:55
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This sandwich. This big, greasy sandwich, right? And the caption's like, you came home to this after a 15-hour shift. What would you do? And I'm like, I don't know, Brian, what would you do?
03:51:10
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And he told me I'd eat it and be thankful. I was like, honestly, dude like I'd honestly tell the person, I don't eat like that. And he comes back, he's like, what do you mean you don't eat like that? was like, I don't eat stuff like that. He's like, just the way you said you don't eat like that.
03:51:24
Speaker
I've never heard that before. What do you mean? How do you eat like that? but like I was also curious about like the way he phrased that. Swamp monster ribs down earlier today.
03:51:40
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Those are like fucking five times in while. Those are like rib nuggets. Those are gass. Some of the things that Chopstick says in the chat is like so wild. I'm just like, what the fuck?
03:51:58
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Oh, yeah. Brian, we put in there. Hey, guys, we're going to do the 100 beers. 100 shot of beers in 100 seconds. Or 100 minutes. 100 seconds. 100 beers in 100 minutes. 100 shots beers in 100 minutes. Pop in here and show And Brian will be like, barbecue. Did he really? No. I'm not in there anymore.
03:52:15
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you pop in here and shol and b brian win like like barbecue did he really no so i'm not in there anymore and You are because you invited me back in there. You told me to.
03:52:29
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I said, yeah, I did. say the i
03:52:34
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yeah Actually, I told that yesterday. i was like, hey, man, don't add me back to Stanford. but Do it tomorrow sometime. You're like, I don't want to do it right now. You said, add me back to the group tomorrow.
03:52:46
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I don't want to. I'm like, hey, group. And you're like, snap, Ron. He made me feel like an asshole. I a i make people feel bad a lot we not even realize no it's not you know such fucking we right over it there and them things to me out of context and i'm like i'm glad you the last
03:53:18
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i sha I try to keep you out of contact. so You're excited when you're out of contact. I had so many grains of praise. and I only wanted to realize what I said. yeah That's because Glick was yelling in my ear.
03:53:37
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That's because Glick was yelling in his ear. I wasn't even really trying to make y'all realize that. I wish she was here. so no would start in oh You guys are together in person, so it's like Yeah, it's a weird dynamic. I noticed that. You're super cool, and you're not.
03:53:57
Speaker
You're jealous because we're together. It's so worse when the person... You're not wrong. sorry. I apologize.
03:54:05
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your yeah i apologize I wish I was then. If didn't leave the crash here tonight, I'd stab you in the throat. And honestly, if I knew that this was going to happen, if I knew that this was going to happen, i would have grown up there. Tomorrow morning before I leave, you're a goner.
03:54:27
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like Choose your weapon, Blaze. and don't I don't even know why I'm wearing these. They're not even on
03:54:38
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I them all muted. Oh, shit. I'm just wearing these. If guys would have told me ahead of time, i would have met y'all.
03:54:50
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Oh, shit.
03:54:54
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I mean, I already met Blaze, but I would have drove up there because I am um have a few days off. Hmm.
03:55:11
Speaker
We're talking to each other Let them walk around I met Blaze met Blaze Blaze ah please and I met and i like every now you guys you're talking and so youre in yeah whatever fuck oh on and say they got pick yeah you know you You bumped the cord It's very sensitive I didn't bump shit and Why do I in the corner right now? don't talk He could have Camera
03:55:45
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What's that, Britt? Nothing. Nothing. but i tell You are a very soft-spoken person. the I have shitty hearing... You heard what the fuck I said.
03:55:58
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right wait you heard What? Because Glick repeated it after me, you fuck. What did he say? Nothing.
03:56:09
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Glick repeated it after me. What did he say? Nothing. Nothing.
03:56:15
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Are you talking about you talk about already meeting me? No, he was mocking the way you said it. He was mocking your tone the way you said it. I heard that far. I said, I met Blaze and and I enjoyed our meeting the first time we met. I think we had a pretty good time. outside of like and i three day old um die How firm was his butthole?
03:56:39
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yeah What about his butthole? How firm was it? I don't know. I haven't found out yet. We're waiting until marriage. Come on. Don't get us excited about this story and not let us know how his butt was.
03:56:53
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Why did you just automatically assume that I've had his butt? I get it now. The vodka is taking it. That's what the vodka is taking over.
03:57:05
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it was yeah we were just friends. Vodka wants to know about his butt. Hello. Hello.
03:57:12
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Mountain View Network. We're just friends. We're just friends. I just tickled it little bit. what's's What's funny tonight is, Brittany, I love you. i hope you know I love you, girl.
03:57:25
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but She's like, I'm not doing the Brittany Fade tonight, so we're just going to ride it out. Oh, no. Fade is here. Brittany Fade.
03:57:37
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who Fucking Glick is coming. And if you would need to kick me out, you know let's say That's the Brittany on... That's the... Actually, in vodka mix.
03:57:48
Speaker
Brittany and weed. No, the weed... The way she smells... Delightfully chilly. I cannot believe how good this night feels. My legs are cold.
03:57:59
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Did you know my mom wanted to name me Chanel? Maybe I said I loved you. I kind of wish she would have. I don't know your mom. I would have been Chanel East Coast. I know. It's Chanel...
03:58:14
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But also, my last name is Cox. So it would have been but Channel Cox.
03:58:22
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Channel Cox. But also, Fallon. She wanted to name Fallon. So it would have been Fallon Cox. Look
03:58:40
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at her eyes, dude.
03:58:52
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Oh, shit. she doesn't know can no know madam russia
03:59:00
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where did did glick get in trouble um oh think you had to walk away to for us that
03:59:10
Speaker
ah ah sure I ain't seen a grown man vomit like that and ever. Wait, did you throw up? It felt like was all foam. What's up, Brittany? I see you over there and then over there. I'm not tripping, right?
03:59:24
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There's two of me. I'm two to one at once. That's crazy.
03:59:35
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So I'll see you guys in like five and a half hours. Huh? Right. I'm sure. Five and a half hours. I'm hoping i'm probably waking up so I get on the road.
03:59:47
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I can make it to work by one o'clock.
03:59:52
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and I think that's... a You're joking. I'm not going to happen. No, I'm not joking. I mean, I i've stopped by today. I told them I might be late. Guys like me, I'm pretty sure I'm going tomorrow and like, oh, yeah, you were fired.
04:00:10
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Oh, fuck it. Bye. Oh, it said they won't fire me. They won't fire me. They won't fire me either because one chick's about to hurt her baby and I cover all her shifts in line.
04:00:22
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So I'm good. mean yeah I might be losing my job too. Let's all keep our jobs tonight, guys. That's because you can't handle the cabinets. You kept letting them kick your ass.
04:00:36
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being an I don't know about my seat, but I'm worried about your jeans. I'm just joking. Jesus fucking Christ. Do I have a smile on my face right now?
04:00:46
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I can't tell. Yes, basically. I can't tell with you sometimes. You look gorgeous as fuck. Especially those crazy eyes. What did you do? It was gorgeous. I didn't do anything.
04:01:00
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That is downright terrifying. why' do anything that is downright terrifying I didn't do shit. What she up to? i don't know. She's on drugs that I wish I was on.
04:01:12
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I meant to be. Hey, Pepper, anyone getting you want to get me a beer? don't know how weird but I haven't trained my dogs to do anything just except if fucking be cool. Well, you nailed that because she's bullshit. Yeah, it's hard, dude. Peppa? Peppa?
04:01:33
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Come here, Pop. She's open beer. She's like, where's mine? I'm like, you know right now. I might have to take a break from smoking weed. and love chi joking leave enjoying it oh joke I'm not taking a break from drinking. I'm just not drinking online.
04:01:51
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I'm not getting drunk online anymore. All right, Blaze, bye. Michael, come back. i was Jesus Christ. one Love to see you. yeah You're not lying to do anything. eat nus up pressure you limit You're You're not lying to me. You don't want me on camera. You can be.
04:02:12
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can do something entertaining. can go. Do something entertaining. Brittany does her fucking arm thing, which is fucking fascinating. I can't stop watching it. Johnny's fucking drawing.
04:02:26
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You can't do I literally just did it. Okay, Johnny's eating. That looks really good. You want me to do some novel trick for you? Yes, entertain us. Good stuff. I'm not a clown, though. Oh, wait, you tell me I'm not a clown. No, but she's calling me a clown.
04:02:45
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Dance for me, clown. for me, dance for me, dance for me. Hey, Glick, put on Barbie Girl. What? Put on Barbie Girl.
04:02:56
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I'm a Barbie Girl. Put that on her. I'm going to see all three of you dance to it. Come on, do it. You said you're going to the last night on the show. You said you're going to put it on tonight. You did. I have the stage.
04:03:07
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Put it on fucking tonight. and You said the three of you are going to dance to it. Put it on. What are you willing to do? Man, I've learned one thing tonight. Be careful. Absolutely 100% careful what you say. keep track of everything.
04:03:18
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Do you guys have a little bud? If she... It's not in her memory. She's got it recorded. I am so intrigued by pot smoking. Even though I don't.
04:03:29
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it's like lots smokinggg No, girl. a grinder in the car. You a grinder? That's gay dating app. Angel. Angel.
04:03:37
Speaker
i got a grinder in the car but fuck whatever you got grinder that gay dating angels new days you fucking pingerss angel What do grinders do? What does a grinder do? I don't know. know what a grinder does, but I'm talking about... You said something, but you guys are speaking here. I know what a... I have a pepper grinder. You got a little grinder.
04:04:05
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but i Really? You're this stupid when it comes to weed? I really am, dude. oh why I don't know nothing about weed. So my mom smoked weed. RIP mom. She's over there in the car.
04:04:18
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At least she didn't eat you any. No, because don't smoke weed. But mom always... No fucking way you just said that. when When mom bought her baggie of weed, and well like it wasn't buds.
04:04:31
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so like She's still underneath your fucking car seat. Are you for real? um but She'll have to came back. She'll have to came back to car seats. No, no, no. And then just roll joints with it.
04:04:44
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that a good or a bad thing? Would she be proud of it? Would my mom be proud of me? Probably not. Like, my son is in his 40s. He doesn't know how to smoke weed. I'm almost all so hyper-hungry act Bill Womper.
04:05:02
Speaker
That's why my mom that's when mom died. 40-year-old cannabis virgin. I'm not a virgin. Cannabis virgin. I'm not a virgin. jones Sorry, we just all assumed. julia I have feelings, bro. Don't cannabis shame.
04:05:19
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little cannabis sha yeah Don't shame. Cannabis shaming yourself. I've smoked the weed. Cannabis shaming yourself. not You do the pot. That's how my dad says it. He's like, do you do pot?
04:05:33
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I smoked the pot, please. Yeah, me and Pot rolls around in bed and we just fucking do it. That'd be a lot of severe. No, literally... God's smite that.
04:05:49
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yeah so I've been someone who may um literally smoked weed twice in my life. It says in the Bible to use all seeds and plants as your own, correct? Exactly. like correct i That is correct.
04:06:03
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dogs night you can't go um drop I smoked weed twice in my life. Honestly, who gives a fuck about that anyway? Shut up. I got better things to I mean, they actually used it back in that time anywho, so shit.
04:06:17
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yeah Fuck it. i don't give a shit. I'm a smoke. Anyway. don't give fuck. I might lose my job over it, but... You need a condom. You'll find another one.
04:06:34
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No, I know. It just sucks because the job is literally like... I could walk out back Yeah, in your house? Yep. Yeah. Can we get a kid that would be better?
04:06:46
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What's that? What? Ask Glick if found a song. Huh? He has a song? Yeah, the Barbie girl. He said they're going to perform it tonight. The thongs? All three of them.
04:06:58
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No, Barbie song. oh i Why did I just get roped into something? I know I didn't agree with that. said the three of you are going to sing and dance a Barbie song. So here the fuck we are. Let's go, guys. See, that story changed.
04:07:11
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No, I'm not going to do the Barbie song because you're on your fucking bullshit and you're trying to... You're trying to discredit when I did that. No, no, no. That was that one night. That was that one night. Angel is right. I'm trying not have 95 when I know good goddamn well I did over 100 100 minutes. said you would either do that.
04:07:29
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that And when I took that final shot, I took a big ol' ass. Remember, it's for the kids. It's for the kids. You can't puke after 100 minutes.
04:07:39
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This guy for the kids. it And I did it. Get them to Christmas. And then I finished that beer. You want donations? Get it for the kids. Stop it. Acknowledge me.
04:07:50
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acknowledge Not for the kids no more. Not for kids no more. I drank Exactly. exactly Acknowledge it. so You want to this for kids. When your beard was on the fucking stand, it gets shaved off. But now that it's after the hour, you won't do this for the kids because you won't be embarrassed.
04:08:09
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Got it. Noted. hold do what I won't do what? Sing and dance to Barbie Girl with the other two. Yeah, I'll sing and dance to Barbie Girl for charity. Then do it. Then do it. Just because where's the charity? Don't talk about it. Where's the money for the kids? Where's the money for the kids? Catch every tomorrow. Let's go.
04:08:27
Speaker
Where's the charity? Nobody did no charity? You just want me to do it? You can't set one up. Oh, holy hell. This was all talk on your ass the beginning. Keep your fucking beard. What is going on? She's trying to make me feel bad because I said shave it or keep it.
04:08:44
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keep You mentioned yeah but charity for the children out in Ohio for them to have Christmas and if everybody to send money. Girl, if you're trying to make him shave his beard, I swear to God. No, I'm not. I'm not.
04:08:58
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But he said if he lost, shaved his beard. We lose many followers. Oh, I know. I know. But he said if he lost, he was going to shave his beard. I said there was going to be a charity of event, whether I shave it or I keep it.
04:09:13
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And whichever side won, decided whether I shave my beard or I keep it. And all the money was going to be paid. You have your baby face. You can get your shirt for free. You'll get that shit for free just because you want look up young girls. I've already seen you dance into it, so I'm good. i'm good and I'll do Barbie Girls. Barbie Girls, whatever. I don't know. are we doing not I'm good. I've already seen you dance into it. was singing and dancing.
04:09:37
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No, you have to do a Britney Spears song. ah Don't even bring that up. I still owe Rocky a... Because Rocky did a cover of Baby One More Time, and I was like, if you do a cover of one more Baby One More Time,
04:09:53
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I'll do a TikTok to it. and What, Rock Lee? Yeah, Rock Lee. He got married. Yeah, I know. yeah Out of nowhere. It just fucking happened. I know.
04:10:06
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And I still own that. I think, actually, let me look through my phone. I might have a video of me lip-syncing and dancing to Barbie Girl.
04:10:18
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At the end of the day. No, that's my jam. I don't give a fuck when anybody says I just don't know how I got roped in into fucking stinging that. it's I don't know.
04:10:29
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I don't know either. I don't know. She just made that up. I mean, there's things I say. Apparently, apparently, she's trying to get me to shave my beard and stinging dance to Barbie Girl. I don't know what's happening.
04:10:43
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I don't dress, not shave your beard. What are you doing, Trencher? I don't know. I'm having I'm having I don't care. I'll shave it off. I don't care. I'm not the one who has a problem with shaving my beard off. No, don't shave it. Don't shave it. That's what saying. But fucking at least you guys just need to dance to it.
04:11:02
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Give a chance on the fucking joy. Dancing to it. No. Come on, Blaze. This is a me thing. No, no, no. It's not. a No, that's that's it's stuff like that. It's not something I do.
04:11:14
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Yeah, this is not a blaze. This is not a network thing. This is a Glick thing. Well, I mean, it's a network thing, but it's a Glick thing. Y'all family. Y'all family. I mean, if he doesn't sing and dance, he'll just you that and Everybody's comfortable on their own different things. and not ahead We have different nights for different things, too. this is i' nothing I'm not that kind of entertainer.
04:11:38
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um and person Your dog is so I don't embarrass myself in public for public sake. I mean, you were going to do this guy's skits.
04:11:51
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We've all done it. That was for our sake, though. Oh. I have to give a question. Well played, sir. Are you cold? I am. Do you have some sweatpants? No. That's why I have a blanket. That's why keep a blanket in my car. It's not even a blanket. Is it really a blanket? It's a quilt.
04:12:08
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um It looks like a... um You know the furniture pads when you move? That's what thought it That's what I thought it was originally. It's a quilt. It's a quilt. You always have to keep a blanket or some heavy shit in your car in case it gets cold.
04:12:21
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you imagine That's what I'm doing right now. Could you imagine please putting on a pair of my sweat? Oh my god, I'd probably go swimming. You could fit in one leg, bro.
04:12:31
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um Since we're only on camera, we can't really tell the difference. Hashtag 82. difference of what? Your sizes. Why is she bowing up like this? I mean, you're obviously bigger, but... Who's bigger?
04:12:47
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Blake. ah um like you blaze you're bigger than me no glick's bigger than i am yeah you used to be a big boy dude she's being a smart ass you used to be a big boy that shocked me when you sent me up of you on your motorcycle and i did not believe that was you dude i was wearing a spare tire that day you was a big boy i was like god damn yeah that was about i was about 240 pounds
04:13:17
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I hate you so much. Actually, I don't because you look by that look like that at 240. I look at myself now and I feel like a fat. Dude, I'm 300 pounds right now.
04:13:30
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290, 300 right now. I don't know what I'm in I'm around 165. they I love this goddamn doll. ah I love you. You're such a sweet girl.
04:13:42
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has Yeah, she is. She's just chilling. She's right down here. I'm trying to get her to come up on my lap, but she didn't want to. That's because I'm loving on it. I thought you were talking about Brandy for a second.
04:13:55
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kind of First and foremost, if Blaze is like, I'm talking about Brandy about my lap, as much as I love Blaze, as much as I love Blaze, I'd probably punch him in his face.
04:14:12
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I'm so sorry. I literally I heard Brandy and then he said that. Pepper. hu
04:14:23
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I'm sorry. and I can't hear. I don't have my earbuds in. sure I don't got my ear holes in. I don't. Shut up. I do not want to play with you.
04:14:41
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Hey, Brittany, you going to get another cat? wow bold What's that? I'm just trying to make conversation.
04:14:52
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soon or theation you character
04:14:57
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and just trying to make conversation um fucking small talk I don't know if anybody realizes this. you know I know you ah you're asking questions. and sher like and No, you don't suck at talking. Shut up. friend, she was asking me if I wanted to go to the place to adopt another cat. and She was like, there's a great cat that's for adoption. i was like, nah.
04:15:26
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okay too soon and also if I were to adopt another one it's not going to look like my cat that I just put down best way to get over a lost pet is to get under a new one no no I fucking hate you, Michael.
04:15:46
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and I'm a disgusting monster. I'm a monster. He's not wrong. Go drink some more of your motherfucking Jameson and pickle shots, you nasty fuck.
04:15:57
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You're a monster, Michael. You're a monster michael you yes so fucking monster. one. That was... do you don't think i just say the about yeah pua that was a good one was I like that. It was. It was lightning fast. Duke Pucum.
04:16:19
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That was dope. Duke Pucum. Hashtag 82. So close. Hashtag not a fucking raging alcoholic. not i like that I wear that crown. one hanger yeah Challenge I don't mind not winning. Tell me you're not an alcoholic.
04:16:39
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Tell me you're not an alcoholic. ah you're not alcoholic Tell me you're not going. Wait minute. We said not an alcoholic. Just fucking... And you know what? You get a chip for that. You get chip for that. Zero day sober chip. All I gotta say is I was overly confident and I killed that shit. We know. We know.
04:17:07
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screen shut up
Appreciation of Friendships
04:17:12
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the ego
04:17:15
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excuse Well, when you get a girl like Brandy, I guess your ego is up there. Yeah, you're not wrong, girl. You are not wrong. She gives me a little boosty boost.
04:17:26
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Yeah, but you still need to chill. i don't need to do shit. Because all I, like DJ Khaled, all I do is win. All I do is win, win, win, win. so yeah I hate you. what it Apparently, Brittany knows something you don't, so you got to chill.
04:17:44
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What do I got to chill? That's not the case whatsoever. No, no, no, no. got to chill. No, I'm just being a dick. Or a cox, whatever you want to call it.
04:17:56
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She cracks me up. Pepper cracks me up. Look at her, right down the back of the couch. She's got that big ass fingers on her little head. She's just chilling.
04:18:08
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Save for fostering.
04:18:12
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Zero. Zero. Zero.
04:18:18
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zero point zero And we're all dumber. Oh, you thought these guys would be drunk. no point in your ramblings. Did you come across anything remotely to what you're in point?
04:18:29
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i so I think after some time, I go into old man mode. and i just You look like old man. I feel like an old man right now. Blaze, you got your quilt and your flannel. You look like an old man right now.
04:18:43
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FDR Blaze. It's Papaw Blaze. FDR Blaze. Yeah, yeah, yeah. just wish I had of those rocking chairs out front of the old cracker barrel. Cracker barrel rocking chair. I want to get me a couple of them. I want to get me a couple of them. I'm waiting just another couple more weeks because I'll have them on sale at Walmart and I want to buy me two of them. want to buy two of them. What?
04:19:11
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Huh?
04:19:13
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what so ah You already know. No, I don't. It's the Cracker Barrel thing. You already know.
04:19:24
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Yeah, they're rock I don't like their food, but I do want a rocking chair. i like the rocking chairs. I'm going to get three of them. I'm going to get and we get a roof full of rocking chairs and a roof full of cats.
04:19:39
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I'm going to get three rocking chairs, so when the three of us are together, we can just be cranky old man sitting on the porch of a rocket get off my lawn you with your ball and kids with his dick bowl and me and my beer i prefer a choice i mean whatever i got my weed plants i heard a nasty rumor that willie nelson don't speak smoke you know he don't smoke no more he had to quit because of uh his own his lungs can't handle it anymore
04:20:10
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I need to look that up. That's a heavy thing for me to accept. Willie's going to die. No. has Bubba Gump around him. Shut up.
04:20:22
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Who has him? wally i think Okay, so Bubba Gump. I try watching his stuff. What? Bubba Stoner Gump, dude. Oh, yeah. like Everything is Brock's Because he, so it's like, you know we have to say like unalive or grave. Yeah. See, here's the problem I have with these euphemisms. Yeah, you have to. And the fact that we are not allowed to normalize. I agree with you, bro. I hate it. But it's. Either, either, either don't be about it or be opposed.
04:20:55
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Yeah, but I agree with you. But it'll fuck up your algorithm. It'll fuck up your views. I guess it'll hang on your principles. Yazzie. I have no principles.
04:21:08
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I have no principles. Victoria Prince. instance I literally called him a rapist earlier. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. Oh, my. This is why we mark our shit for adults. and I mean, he was the one that said I used to go to club in my 20s. So that that that very fact alone negates what I'm saying.
04:21:25
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He literally said, I go to the discotheque and sit in the corner and look for the weakest sheep in the herd. And then once I single her out, I drag her out. What?
04:21:40
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You finished my story. It wasn't a choose your own adventure. and ah ah that me I thought that was... He could have said, I find the drunkest woman in there.
04:21:51
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I keep an eye on her and make sure she stays safe from other predators. Yeah, but my story is so much better. The way I do that is by separating her from the crowd. I her outside. I don't drag her out. I squirt her. so much with my story is so much better. than spin I'm also not dragging her away. I'm carrying her for own good. My story is so much better at the end of the day.
04:22:14
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People are like, what happens next? tune into I'm not dragging her away. I'm carrying her for her own good. you can My story is so much better. anything you live students like you This is why true crime documentaries are good. and I have to say neither story is good.
04:22:37
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What was that, Brittany?
04:22:40
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Cool, cool. It's 60 degrees out here. It feels great. or Fucking chill. Close way down to 53. Horrible bosses. Horrible bosses.
04:22:52
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i horrible bosses Oh, bosoms. Horrible bottom. but bo Oh, yeah, with Jennifer Harrison. He's also saying he's a horrible bottom. I don't know. Yeah, there is. Trust me. Don't ask me how I know. I don't know.
04:23:05
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That's a rape. You're a raper. Oh, gosh. You're raper. Oh, my gosh. This one's getting fired. Brittany, fire them. We're getting some fireworks. my gosh this one's getting fire britney fire them good I think Brittany's gone.
04:23:27
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Brittany's dead. She black. fading She faded to black. it made rest Angel said I quit. Tommy Bonds has no idea. I'm still here. going from the down so you eat them.
04:23:45
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Down in a box of fruity pills. Only smeared off now, bro.
04:23:51
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only swing off now bro I don't drink sugar fart. Like, you're not vodka or drinks? A little fucking flavor bullshit shit that fucking girls better cower on.
04:24:03
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Your sound stinks like a fart, dude. That's so pretty, drinks. Is that you? No, I've belched, but I don't... No, that's you. Oh, yeah. No, I haven't farted yet.
04:24:18
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Trust me. Yet. Have you heard me belch? Yeah, I'm smelling them too. Thank you. Have you heard me belch? And smelling them. Oh my. oh That wasn't even rare. That was an O-ring.
04:24:34
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ah got blown out. It's going to stink over there too. Just so you know. Walk in your puke. Walk in your puke. Do your walk of shame, you filthy whore. Rinse that shit out. Rinse it out.
04:24:48
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Doop, doop, doop, doop. do
04:24:53
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You ever get that feeling you're dealing with somebody who got the university degree from a fucking box of Cracker Jacks? Sometimes I feel that way. Me? No, just in general. Oh, no, I got... you're talking about me?
04:25:05
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No, no, just in general. I have one and a half brain cells. and hey ki jack but do not I I said that out loud. Everybody's like, did you mean me? Well, you said it.
04:25:17
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ah good they I decided to break up the monotony. I have no shame in my game. i know um i know I have extra chromosomes. I know I'm Aren't we all? Apparently apparently at work, it is frowned upon un to walk into every store that I walk into and go, smells like extra chromosomes in here.
04:25:45
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but The company hires a lot of people with the... Did you do that? Yeah. and I do it every time I walk into a store.
04:25:56
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Oh, no. yeah And then when I run into them in person, I'm like, what up, homie with extra chromies? Oh, no. And they love it. Bullshit. call them bullshit.
04:26:07
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No, it's serious. They love it or they don't understand until like five minutes later on. They're like, that motherfucker. Yeah. maybe she question tv um bullshit too maybe he six side because i'm high five and i
04:26:26
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reality does their titles as a place ah wait i would like to go test his theory but i don't want to be next to him when he says that shit but no cause you gonna do it cause you're there but um'm one of them one of them i living I'm one of them. They're not offended by me. You are, but... It's Down syndrome.
04:26:46
Speaker
It is. It's retarded. And it's not, no. What is the extra chromosome? You're blending words together. No, you're right about the extra chromosome and in DS. But...
04:26:58
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Oh, yeah. ah yeah zero oh yeah I was like, wait a minute. What? Okay. I'm not wrong. I'm not wrong. love the my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Place is like bad thing.
04:27:14
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mostly well love the smell and napalm and extracuber zones in the morning teasis my
04:27:23
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oh my place like i bet enough figure your shit ili I need to smoke more weed. That's why I don't come up on Saturdays. I just smoke more weed and I still can't fucking handle your dumb ass.
04:27:37
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I can't. I can't handle my dumb ass either. But most Sundays I wake up and I'm like, what did I do last? You got yourself a new girl and now you're like, ego.
04:27:50
Speaker
yeah that's what it is. I mean, I do have an amazing woman now. No doubt. She's fucking awesome. Stop talking to her. Stop being her friend. I'm going to tell her that she's allowed to be friends with you.
04:28:05
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Did Michael leave? Yeah, because can tell her what to do. He went to go find a spot to go piss. Yeah, or throw up again. Or do and change the shirt. I don't know, man. I'm not other adults people keepers.
04:28:21
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ah If he yells help, then I'll be concerned. Until then, feel it. One of y'all should at least check to see if he'd like pass out on a couch or something.
04:28:33
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no No, he walked over that way. He told me going. He told me exactly where where he was going and I acknowledged it and everything wrong.
04:28:44
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yeah don't don't Don't judge me. Do you realize? I literally paused. Don't judge me. I literally called a timeout in the middle of an argument with my ex-whore to check and make sure this man was alive.
04:28:59
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I was like, timeout. I can't talk to you right now. Because Blaze was like, yo, Glick. I thought he died. It shouldn't take much for you to get off the phone with your ex-whore.
04:29:12
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I'm not on the phone. No, this wasn't on the phone. They were like in there. No, it was And I was over that. Blaze kept telling me, Glick, Glick, calm down. She's not worth it, bro.
04:29:25
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Fucking let it go. Bro, stop it. And he was like, Glick. And I thought he died.
04:29:34
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And I was like, yo, I can't talk to you right now. I got to check on Blaze. Even though I find arguments, I hate arguments. I know. It's not that I hate arguments. I hate to yell. I checked on him multiple times that night. I checked on him multiple times that night, tried to get him off the love seat and onto the couch because we are men of a certain age.
04:29:52
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And I knew if you stayed on that love seat, you were going to be hurting the next morning. I was fine. Yeah, you were fine. and Until you got and you were like, fuck. Fuck.
04:30:03
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so
04:30:07
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No. That's the kind of guy... but this is joe now Mike, you fall into a hole? Mike, you are you alive? Yes, he's back for the wedding. He might have actually left. No, I don't think he left.
04:30:26
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Oh, no, he said we've got two beers over here that are unopened. yeah Wait, he did grab his weed. Oh, he might have left.
04:30:37
Speaker
Bro, he's legit left. That motherfucker. Dude, legit left. yeah Wait, what? How far is his drive? couple hours in. It's like two, two and a half hours. He's fine.
04:30:52
Speaker
Dude, he like straight up just dipped. That's fine. No, he did. Well, I guess I don't have to sleep on the left seat.
04:31:04
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God, it's going to be rough tomorrow.
04:31:08
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point your but cheeks to me early yeah go cheeks What? i was Wait, who are you talking to? Angel or me? I don't know. Whoever, just go one at a time.
04:31:21
Speaker
Angel, go. Clench your butt cheeks, Clench my butt cheeks. Fair enough. i but i Okay, so what was that group chat was was that group chat with you, Michael, Glick driving. I was surprised to see if allegedly smoking a blunt in the background. Like y'all were chilling.
04:31:52
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oh I was, yeah I had, that was my bat from my dugout.
04:31:59
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Oh, on Snapchat. Yeah. I saw that. I saw that. i saw that i saw that i was like
04:32:11
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Up north? What? I did. I drove i left i left about 10 o'clock this morning. Nice. Took a road trip, me and Pepper.
04:32:23
Speaker
That was the other thing. You brought your Peppers with you. you did and It's a four-and-a-half-hour drive, but i to make a couple stops, so like about a five-hour trip.
04:32:35
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It's like having a... What's that? It's like having a child. Sorry, that was the Brady fade. Like a child. Yeah, Pepper can be a child sometimes.
04:32:50
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I still want to see her, by the way. still want to see Pepper. You want to see Pepper? saw her in a window, but it's kind of like shady when it looks like, oh, Pepper! Earlier in the drinking game, but I saw her in the Batouts.
04:33:09
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Man, I'm not at my laptop. I so bring up a picture of her, but... You know what? Send to me tomorrow. i guess Yeah, I can just send a picture of her. That works.
04:33:20
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Messenger right now, because I know I have one on my... I can't see it, because I'm going to go look for it. The live stream goes. My phone. yes Yeah, you can get it tomorrow. Yeah.
04:33:32
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Or in the pool.
04:33:38
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I like dogs as long as they belong to other people. My dogs aren't mine. they're my husband's. I like these dogs. Bye, so take care of them. I'm a capper.
04:33:52
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Dogs are more needy. Right? Cats? but yeah i love my cats. I love animals in general. If I could, would have a cow.
04:34:03
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I'm not I have a grand boss farm all the time just to cuddle with the cow. I've been married. I had ranchillas, scorpions, snakes, chinchillas.
04:34:16
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Chinchillas? Oh, I've had chinchillas all day. I've had you name it, I've fucking had it. yeah I heard somewhere. I was in general.
04:34:29
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Berets, I had them. Apparently doctors. Smelly and dirty as ah I've had a chameleon I've had tortoise I've had everything Huh?
04:34:52
Speaker
Somebody was talking I can barely hear because i don't have the earbud thingy Apparently what?
04:34:59
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What? Oh you're fine Oh I was going to send fucking Michael a text Right there fucker Yeah, dude, dude just i just changed my whole ass wardrobe. Blaze, you're not wrong. It wasn't getting a little chilly out there. I got slippies on, sweatpants on, and I got my hoodie.
04:35:16
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I'm excited for hoodie season.
04:35:20
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i go ahead
04:35:25
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hope My little sister is a vet tech, and she brought a tinchilla home for a winter break when she was in high school. It was fucking dope. Those things are soft as fuck.
04:35:37
Speaker
I heard sit out somewhere in South America, I forgot where, the guinea pigs are like a delicacy. Oh, in Ecuador. Ecuador.
04:35:48
Speaker
When I went down there, it's called the point. Does it taste good? It's all right. It's alright. ain't tried it before. I had one.
04:36:01
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Yeah, it's alright. They like literally they'll have it on like a like a wooden stake. Just like a bunch of pigs. No, not a skewer. Like a literal like wooden thing where they like... but Like a pig.
04:36:18
Speaker
A spit. are we Like a spit. They will put like a shit ton of fucking guinea pigs on it. Skinned. Oh, you've never eaten guinea pig? I want to, though. I've had guinea pig jerky before. Yeah, I've had that, too.
04:36:34
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almost ate larva. like They were like fat, like larva, like this big that they barbecue. There it goes. i mean The person in front of me got the last one, so I was like, oh when I went to Ecuador, oh, my God.
04:36:52
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oh Why do you travel so much, Pete? Well, my dad's wife is from Ecuador. her family Most of her family still lives down there, so they have a lot of points and shit like that traveling.
04:37:05
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and um And then my dad also worked for some rich lady. Her husband used to own ABC, CBS, NBC, whatever. He was the CEO of one of the letter companies.
04:37:20
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um And she got like half of his profits. And my dad did like... ah My dad and I, we did like... a Redid her house and all that shit.
04:37:32
Speaker
And she wanted to be friends with my dad for some goddamn reason. I don't know why. Wait a second. Your dad's wife wanted to be friends with him? No, no, no, no. This was way before.
04:37:43
Speaker
She just ended up giving us a shit ton of money because... Whatever. I don't see it at thank like aing No. She gave my brother and I $1,000 in cash for Christmas and then took us out the same day and spent like $3,000 on each of us.
04:38:09
Speaker
You would look at something, right? And she'd be like, oh, you like that? And just drop it down in there. Hell yeah, fucking Nanny Warbucks. She's broke now.
04:38:21
Speaker
She's what? She's broken enough she broke now. Maybe she gave all her money away. She's like, if I take care of all these people, will take care of me.
04:38:34
Speaker
Namaste. You do good things. good things actually Living the Brittany? of our family church what's that brittany She ended up living in the basement of our family church with her overweight 500 pound sister and a dog with no money.
04:38:55
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so So Michael did leave. I messaged him, and I was just, bro, with some exclamation points. And he said, Irish goodbye, homie. so I it. I was going to fucking say that, dude.
04:39:10
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i Well, he had his bag, and I was like, this motherfucker is leaving. Yeah, I realize he was leaving. Yeah, he just fucking... Oh, that's so cute. I do love them together for real I'm not sure get it i get it i'm there I'm there no you're not shut the fuck up I love you and Brandy together but you cannot compare you guys to him and Sue oh I can not yet I don't even know if Sue's a real person I've never even met her no yeah ah Sue and Michael are more new than Brandy I agree give some more time give some more time like
04:39:49
Speaker
Never even met her. I feel like a girlfriend from Canada. Okay. That's a lie. I've met Sue. Okay, and have you met Brandon?
04:40:00
Speaker
I force her to be my friend.
04:40:06
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Yeah, you cannot compare the relationship. I'm sorry, but you just can't. I love you, bro, but you just can't. I love you, Brandon, but you just can't. You can when it's real.
04:40:20
Speaker
Like I said, we're talking in another 12 months. I'm here for it. I'm all here for it. You're boring. so Shut the fuck up. I'm boring.
04:40:32
Speaker
Not you. the number Me? it's not but It's not all about you, you goofy ass. Me? You're always talking shit to me, so I'm assuming...
04:40:47
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It's one of the females. One of the females here. almost like to of us. wish guys could see Blaze right now. He's super serious. He's dismantling equipment. is. No, I'm just trying to move it because I'm going to move it. Oh, you're going to slide over there. Blaze doesn't want to sit beside me no more. I can't stand you, glue.
04:41:06
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Dude, if you want a pair of sweats, I'm going to dress you. God, I want to see Blaze in a pair of my sweatpants so bad. You have no idea. That'd be hysterical if you put out a pharmacy. He's fucking swung him. He's like, I'm not as tight as a can. What the fuck, man?
04:41:22
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He could fit in one leg. Yep. Blaze is not a tiny guy. He's not a tiny guy. No, he's not. He's not a tiny guy, but mean, compared to me.
04:41:35
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oh big But you've lost a lot of fucking weight, which is fucking amazing. Who has? You. Yeah. yeah I'm still like 300 miles. It don't matter. You're still toning.
04:41:49
Speaker
I mean, you know, Sasquatches. Blaze, case yeah snaped he's not small at all. I met him in person. He's not small. He's short. Everybody's short compared to me at the end of the day. Let's be honest.
04:42:06
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I'm not even a tall guy. like I'm not tall. I'm only six two
04:42:13
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Is that tall? son is years old and fucking two feet tall. or two No, no i don't like We were talking about... because i because because i told because No, because i told you
04:42:31
Speaker
sweatands i'm home and and i i mean and i was like and i was like gla i mean yeah you would submit my sub a little high dude a blaze a thick i He's not sick, huh?
04:42:46
Speaker
He's not sick. yeah He's stickish. It's a hidden thing. He doesn't look like it. I don't know what the fuck y'all talking about.
04:42:59
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like He wants a blanket. I don't know. i feel like this is all going to come back around to where they're just going to make fun of me for being a fat ass. I told you were Tony. You're good.
04:43:11
Speaker
I'm just kidding.
04:43:14
Speaker
You're toning. Thank you for making me feel better. I've seen pictures and videos from way before and now. Everybody's seen things. Click. what I'm a pro in not being a bitch, I will say.
04:43:30
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Drive. but Don't drive and text, you fucker. Michael. let talk He's driving. it No, it's okay. Whatever. I'm over it.
04:43:44
Speaker
Who's the name Duke Pucum? but I'm not a part of this network anymore.
04:43:55
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but I'm sorry. Angel, what'd you say? Let Brittany talk. she've been trying to talk to you guys. Oh, I'm sorry. Brittany, what'd you say? I don't know. Talk to me, Brittany.
04:44:08
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Gross. Gross. know. i And second of all, I don't even care. Talk to me, Brittany. Brittany! Sounds like you have to fall asleep.
04:44:21
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is It's Brittany's world, bitch. Oh, I can push buttons now.
04:44:31
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It's Brittany, bitch.
04:44:37
Speaker
It's Brittany, bitch. It's Brittany, bitch. It's Brittany, bitch.
04:44:44
Speaker
No, it's like... She's like... Yeah. makes her. don't know if you talk... What? What?
04:44:56
Speaker
because she's trying to be she's trying to she's trying to hate me right now even though even though i know how happy that makes her my course but got britney bitch it's britney bit it's brittany van it'sruttiny That makes you so happy.
04:45:20
Speaker
yeah You can be mad at me all you want, but that makes you so happy. Whatever, bitch. Whatever, bitch. Let's start the bitch camp.
04:45:34
Speaker
Oh my God, that's what we need to do is ah Is Brittany calling Glick a bitch count? Fuck the snorts. How many times has Brittany called Glick a bitch? I think the bitch count is larger than the snort count. It is much larger.
04:45:52
Speaker
Lately, it's been more of a bitch. Hey, yo. What up, that Boston kid? but good with but ah What's on in the docket? The docket is it's almost five hours into his show. and I'm great. He's He's high. ah Johnny Barnes is high.
04:46:13
Speaker
And Angel. Angel. angel hi and I'm still sober. You're sober?
04:46:24
Speaker
Ish. Why? What? What are you doing? I'm so sober. It's for the fucking panel thing. That is not normal for us.
04:46:35
Speaker
I think Johnny might the soberest. No, don't. I don't know about that. I'm trying to get you. No, no, no. You don't have to. I can take this shit back to my bedroom.
04:46:47
Speaker
Do you want crash out? Don't feel the PR pressure, darling. went with my daughter to home in an hour and I couldn't go there. You do you, boo.
04:46:59
Speaker
Hey, Britt. What? Blaze is going to finish his ball. Can you run stuff? for us to get cleaned up and then I'm just going to move back to my bedroom and then I'll jump back. I'm like, I'm not going anywhere. Why is my camera out? I'm out.
04:47:19
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Peace. Are you good? You done? You tapped out? Okay. we're going to clean up out here because we got cameras and lights and stuff. but You good to run? Well, I don't know how to... I don't have control. It's i' just not it's just it's just just literally... I'm going to help Blaze clean up out here.
04:47:39
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I'm going to get back to my to my studio in the bedroom and then I'm going to come back home. I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving. I'm going to meet my mic. I'll put my stuff up if you just want to get your stuff up. We got it.
04:47:51
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We're all here. It's Brittany's channel now. It's about fucking fun.
04:47:59
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Sup, Johnny. Hi. Johnny Bones and the hizzy. What you working on, bro? Surprise. What?
04:48:10
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He's still working on his Japanese style type stuff and trippy type stuff. Yeah, i don't know if y'all saw the one ah earlier I was putting up, but in between the Japanese stuff, I've been working on some like mural stuff like this.
04:48:26
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Yeah. Hey, I wanted to tell I took a picture of that and I allegedly tripped balls off of it. It was awesome. yeah Yeah, this type of work is the very purpose of that. look yeah yeah No, I love the... I'm very about like line work and stuff like that, so I appreciate that kind of shit.
04:48:49
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You need to put it in a frame so that I see that the edge of it is bending... You need to put it Let's
04:48:59
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i see.
Artistic Techniques and Tools
04:49:01
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I do. I gotta get some laminated papers. but It's hard. sorry Oh, there's this one too.
04:49:10
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Yeah, that's... Oh, I love that one. It's like a brain. Fucking same style, just different color scheme. So what do you use when you do that?
04:49:22
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So I use a Let see here. I think this is the right one. No, that's way too big. That's a.8. Let me see. That's Are they like pink pens?
04:49:39
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Yeah, they're micron pens. See, now once again, that one there is way too big of a size, though. Those bitches are expensive. They are. Oh, they are.
04:49:50
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i mean I made sure to stack up in like four cents so I wouldn't run out of each size. Right. Hell yeah. Do you use those pens or do you use any other mediums with it?
04:50:04
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I just use those and sharpies. Nice. ah Hell yeah. I'll ah go through and I'll make the squiggly lines for pieces like that and then the slightest squiggles in them I'll try to follow that with more lines going out and then whatever patterns that form so be it.
04:50:24
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I get that. Almost the entire fucking panel of all Johnny's artwork. Yeah, for real. That'd be fucking amazing. You know what?
04:50:35
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Fuck that shit. I'm part of this network. I'm making a night where we're having full-on show-off-your-art night. Yes, exactly.
04:50:47
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I'm doing it. I fucking love art. And it can be visual... musical, whatever type of art. yeah I just want to have an art night.
04:50:59
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I actually have pieces in my portfolio, two of them that have actually given me some fame. One that's in a restaurant and the other one that's in a neurologist's office. Yeah, that's awesome.
04:51:11
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Did you get money for it? I did. Both of those pieces. Both of those deals. That's awesome. go And I've had art stolen from me from the fucking government. Literally in the capital.
04:51:23
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Like, I had it put up in a hallway in the Capitol, and then they said they lost it. When I was in high school. Fucking bullshit. See... I didn't get paid for anything.
04:51:39
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Given how much that shit can be worth, I'd be pissed. Yeah. Oh, whatever. Both for the one, though, the restaurant and the one for the hospital.
04:51:50
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ah Both of those were, like, couple thousand dollar deals. Hell yeah. That's awesome. i have no Do you have shots of what they were? You should send them to me sometime. I'd like to see.
04:52:03
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Hell yeah. Shit. I actually have one of them. telling my daughter I gave a copy of it to the ah hospital. If I could make you a big screen, I would. But that looks so fucking sick. I love that. Hell yeah. Thank you.
04:52:20
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I love that so much. I'm not going to lie. You should hu you should do the other half of the side.
04:52:33
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i right i never thought about that to be like a full one. Yeah. And do it in a different way. Yeah. Hell yeah.
04:52:45
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hell yeah a Hey Johnny, I have a question. Did Glick ever send you a messenger, the picture my daughter, or the paint job my daughter did for that clown? He says it went to like weeks ago.
04:52:57
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Maybe. he did it ah like I don't think he did. I did. I'll have to re-tip base on it. Well, tomorrow well tomorrow I'm getting a new device and I don't remember any of the information for my old account, so I'll be getting all new accounts as well.
04:53:14
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okay cause She does a lot of the sad clown face paintings. Yeah. That's the thing because it sold for $1,000. She gave it away for like $500, my sister.
04:53:25
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wish I could see that type of shit, man. That's awesome. That is fucking awesome. Tattoos. Simple shit. i know you appreciate it so once on these fast growth a certain loss itself that badass yeah tattoos i pi yeah I want you guys to tattoo me so bad.
04:53:49
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yeah but like i like doing, like, see, like, there's filigree in the background. Like, I like doing abstract type shit. yeah
04:54:01
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Well, Johnny Longs, you've already seen all this. ah Yeah, I've been studying different art styles. that's Like, watercolors. Roll, ride line. roll ride on
04:54:17
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I'm gonna get back into painting. Hell yeah. Last time painted it, I left for like $500 before I saw a character. It's just like a Pokemon character. Pokemon characters are fucking awesome. I can't draw. He was holding a fucking Dr. Pepper can.
04:54:34
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I just went for like $500. I can't. I can't do that shit. Teach me your ways. I can't do simple art like that. just draw. I just draw.
04:54:48
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Everybody has their own ways. And that's what I want to do. is so like Have a night where all of us show our art. Whether it's physical. you know what I mean? 99% of my tattoos, I do myself.
04:55:05
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I'll be down for that. Yeah, thanks. Oh, yeah. So get your shit together. For next week. Next week. Oh, yeah. yeah
04:55:17
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But Also, like I was talking about before to you, Johnny. Also, I want to include you, Angel. Like, if all of us can get... Nobody fucking cares about your drink count, motherfucker. We're talking about art here.
04:55:34
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Okay. No, if we all like, we should all like swap artworks so we can like add on to it. I love doing that kind of shit.
04:55:46
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I'm alright, but my daughter 100 times better than me. I started drawing a fucking shaman Jedi with their pose for their like background and mine came out mediocre.
04:55:58
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My daughter's been fucking going out there for like a week now. It hurts so much better than mine. I'm like, alright. Don't put yourself down like that, dude. yeah It's fine, though. like she's got she I got my grandmother. She got me.
04:56:13
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We're good. I still want you to be included.
04:56:18
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She sold our for fucking money for like Okay, maybe have She's not 18. September she'll be 18. And she'll join. Okay.
04:56:27
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have heard join us then really yeah she's not eighteen that does number twenty second or but fifteen so eighteen and she joined her Alright, no worries. no But she can be the background on me.
04:56:41
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She always is all the time anyways. But right now she at work. It doesn't have to be a live thing either. True. True.
04:56:51
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She's got countless paintings there. like That girl is fucking non-stop. she tried When we moved back in after divorce, we went back here. And she didn't throw away all her fucking books.
04:57:04
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of nothing but artwork. I should just thrown away. While just asleep, I fucking put my closet. I like the fucking other shit away. That's fucking amazing. I'm doing lot of shit.
04:57:16
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Like, she is that fucking talented. I know her mom, but she is that fucking good. I have almost every piece of living done right here in this bin.
04:57:31
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Hmm. I would never throw any of my artwork away. I don't understand why. no no matter how shitty it is, I with i don't... She's got a new relationship with her girlfriend, so she was like, meh, it's not good.
04:57:47
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I was about to say, there had to have been something there for her to do that. She's got a girlfriend. We're not going into deep shit like that.
04:57:58
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We'll talk about that later. We are all live right now and we're in a good mood. Michael should not be sending messages on live stream when he's driving.
04:58:10
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yeah True.
04:58:15
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so what is your favorite colors to use when you are doing artwork? Johnny Bongs. You go first, bro. What is your favorite colors to do when you're doing artworks? Like if you're just fucking around at first.
04:58:31
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but So i like working with neon. Yeah. Bright colors. Yeah. ah Yeah. ah Have you checked out those um like when they do the red and blue?
04:58:46
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but human I wanted to try that out. Like where you do the neon. No, it's not neon. It's the 3D shit. Like the red and blue.
04:59:00
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Hell yeah. but yeah Oh, I've got no idea. Art shit things that I've been wanting to try out that I haven't done. Shit, don't blame me
04:59:14
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I have no idea how to get a hang for it myself. That's something I'm still looking into. Well, I mean, everybody's into different things.
04:59:24
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American traditional and Japanese traditional have been my two niches. Yeah.
04:59:32
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I have a hard time with the traditional things because it's like too straight. Welcome back. I like Whoa. helping get but ah yeah i like doing like simplistic shit like this oh ah fucking look good in a forum That's fucking awesome.
04:59:57
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Yeah, I like doing shit like that. It's not finished. Really smooth gradients with the shading. It's watercolor. It's a mix of watercolor and slightly colored pencil.
05:00:12
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That'll look good. Why don't you need fucking do my next tattoo? I know what it's going be, but I'll let you know. but Draw it, I'll pay you. so and I'll fucking pay you.
05:00:25
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You just the fetus.
05:00:28
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Huh? but I already did that. um thank you I wasn't here. Oh, no. You're the fetus. ah We're trying to delete this.
05:00:40
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you You're a penis. Thank you. No, I'm a cox, actually. Huh.
05:00:49
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Um. Hey, Glick, did you ever see if I can send Johnny the picture I sent you my daughter's painting? Wait, hold on. I want to see it. Wait, what did I not do? The painting I sent you on Snapchat, my daughter's painting note could stand for $1,000.
05:01:05
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My sister amounted for like $500 with a bag of chips.
05:01:11
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Ayo, the bag of chips was the... She didn't get a chip, by the way. This was like this is like five weeks ago. I'll send you the picture. oh Oh, fuck. If I leave this, i gotta come back.
05:01:26
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Oh, do still have You do still have it? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it. Sorry. ah we were We were getting all the lights and cameras and... them Yeah, yeah. as we know Blaise is going to bed. Michael left and... I know. He's still in chat.
05:01:47
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Your boy's still standing. you think of him in the chat? background Your still standing and your boy's still drinking.
05:01:59
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hu all these motherfuckers are bad. Can I make like but logos for people and shit like that? I like that, Brent. like that. Johnny Bones is actually getting to the getting the gun. You're fucking bulging all the time as fuck, man.
05:02:16
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Johnny Bones has got to get to the gun and start practicing because Johnny, I got to punch him. This is why I ask him to bring up his artwork every time because he's dope as hell.
05:02:28
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See, the thing is that when I start working with a gun and practicing with that, I've seen how like going a little bit too deep with it can ruin it. Also going not deep enough can ruin Yeah, but don't overthink it, man. just do Just do it. Just it.
05:02:42
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Do it. I have... Get a bunch fake skin or grapefruit, oranges, something like that. i hate right Yeah, I've been practicing. It is difficult. It's definitely different from normal shit.
05:03:01
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Like, I've tattooed myself and I've tattooed a couple people. It's definitely different. And you can blow out if you go too deep into the skin, like you said. Yeah. But they have fake skin you can practice on and shit like that.
05:03:17
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You should try it for real. Because I feel like you could probably do that for sure. There's a company that I found that I i can get pretty <unk> pretty cheap ah buying stocks in fake skin.
05:03:34
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Shit. And my mom bought me tattoo pen, a bunch of needles, caps, ink, and a bunch of fake skin. And then I bought myself a printer that makes like the... Whatever the... What do they call it?
05:03:53
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Design? Stencil? that It starts with an S. What did you say? Stencil? Yeah. Whatever the... I'm about to buy one of my daughters with their for a year.
05:04:08
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Puts it on your skin? Yeah. Words are hard. It puts the lotion on the skin or gets the hose again.
05:04:21
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I only bought this bitch for like 20 bucks and it comes out with a stencil really quick. and a the The papers are only like five bucks.
05:04:34
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Hell yeah. You should try it. Give a try. I'll give it a look into you right on.
05:04:43
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It's fun. Or wood burning. That's what I did first was wood burning. There's some wood burning things love. Yeah. I almost hit. I both my kids are like, eh, now we're good.
05:04:57
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What? use it I got bought a wood burning kit back South Carolina. My daughter, bought this tray off of this chair. She's like, I'm going to do my art. She never did.
05:05:08
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It's the same fucking dust and water else in the fucking room. Hmm.
05:05:15
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She'll talk to her friends.
05:05:20
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Oh, shit. Oh my god. I love the smell of wood burning, though. Like, when you're, like... too ah hello That's what helped me practice with the tattooing, because, like, you can't erase what you do.
05:05:36
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You know? Well, yeah. yeah
05:05:40
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So, yeah. Like, your eye is fucked. What? I've been watching The Walking Dead all day, and like, you look like...
05:05:54
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You look like you belong on there. Oh my god, girl! I saw earlier.
05:06:07
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Ew! you know Fuck that shit. yeah i I have not had this in years. only time I've ever had this happen in my eyes is when I've been in a fight.
05:06:20
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Farted on your pillow? No, it's Pinky Eye. It's not Bloody Eye, you goofy bitch. Sorry, you're not bitch. Sorry. You goofy ass. It's Britney, bitch.
05:06:34
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It's Britney, bitch. You think you're going to hurt my feelings with that? No. you Other things sometimes.
05:06:47
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You'll be hurt your feelings. everybody don and everybody Everybody done done like Michael decided he was going to drive his dumb ass home. like Allegedly.
05:07:01
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He left. He's gone. Michael's gone. He gone. Well, he's done went to bed. I said ah got little touch in, made sure he was all right.
05:07:12
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And I was like, I'm going to back here I'm going to shut the door because Brittany's loud as fuck.
05:07:20
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I'm just kidding. I know I'm loud as fuck, but I came back here and shut my bedroom door. Even though after all tonight you've been saying I've been quiet as fuck. didn't say that.
05:07:33
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No, no, you have. Yeah, you both said that you need to speak up. Thank you, Angel. want see something? Yeah, she's going to get her clip. You want to see something?
05:07:50
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No, not particularly. Look at this. Look how crazy this shit is. Oh, you mean how your beard is dyed?
05:08:02
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I hate you so much. Look at me. That's the I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. hate you. No, show me your eyeball. It is wild. That's a goddamn lie. You know I don't.
05:08:14
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Hmm.
05:08:18
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You can pick your friends and pick your nose, but you can't pick your sisters. yeah I'm surprised Josh wanted to come in here. to Who?
05:08:32
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Who wanted to come in here? Boo thing. All funner boo thing. Well, where's he at? Where you at, bitch boy? Well, he's probably asleep now. I got you.
05:08:44
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I got you. He put two tampons in his butthole again, didn't he? Oh, yeah. Maybe three of this time, honestly. I've been working up. What a smore.
05:08:59
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i know. I'm like, man, your butthole's too elastic. I don't know if I can stick with It's wallowed out. His butthole's wallowed That's what you're saying.
05:09:13
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It is crazy how gay he acts towards the men at work. The bitch count is up to 1,433. It makes me nervous sometimes. but Have you never watched the show someone that says, we are gayer than Scott.
05:09:31
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is yes And that's why you were that's why you'd like him. I'm worried. You guys are going to get your little marks together and just be i another third na ah yeah it just like...
05:09:47
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don't take and and I don't like this. I don't like it one bit. Not at all. Well, that's kind of cool, and you can just drop that out of nowhere, but wish I could do accents.
05:10:03
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What are you talking about? Oh, I'm talking like this with my father and my brother all the time. Like, literally? i kind of want to punch you in the face.
05:10:16
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it's Good. Do it, bitch. Fuck you, British pussies. Fuck you, English bastards. America! No, so when I did go to England, I tested out my accent in different areas where we were visiting.
05:10:28
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How did it go And then I would be like, I talk like this, and then I just talk like that. They'd be like, what? The British do some pretty goddamn amazing American accents.
05:10:41
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Well, they have different accents like we do in America. So it's like... Like Sharon is like British trailer park trash.
05:10:52
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Sharon Osbourne.
05:10:55
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Like her and Ozzy have that like British trailer park trash.
05:11:01
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Harry Potter?
05:11:05
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R.I.P. Ozzy. Wait, what are you talking about R.I.P.? Oh, Ozzy. Okay, i was about to say. yeah Nobody cares about Harry Potter.
05:11:17
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Nobody cares about Harry Potter. Or fucking slur mouth. Yeah, the boy who lives and he has a lady bolt on his head and he wears stupid glasses. Nobody fucking cares, Harry Potter.
05:11:33
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How about I punch you in your stupid fucking face to see how magic goes for you. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boop, motherfucker. We know you're a Twilight fan.
05:11:47
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gay gay. mean, the first movie was pretty good. I'm just kidding. I have no problem with that. no i can't I can't stand Christian Stewart. Oh, I don't know. diditch She is a terrible.
05:12:02
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was take I like the books, but once I saw the movies, I was like, fuck all y'all. yeah You think the books?
05:12:14
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think i read the books Do I think you think at all? No. Blake can't read. Yeah, that's a surprise to me in general. Like, you know how to read?
05:12:28
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What are words? Where's our heart? My name is Blake. I like me even click it. Blake. I is Sasquatch.
05:12:39
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I walk.
05:12:42
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That's it. yeah You know what, Britt? I drink beer.
05:12:54
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I love brandy. That's all. was a monumentous fail. But you know what? i got give perfect It made me laugh way too hard because you're like, I'm committed.
05:13:10
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I am good. I like wrestling. Brandy and beer sometimes. yeah And beer sometimes. love beer all the time. my russian The only thing I love more than beer is brandy.
05:13:27
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if Never mind. I'm over it.
05:13:32
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I was going to do it again, but I'm over it. and You keep ruining my... I'm just giving you props!
05:13:43
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My name's Cliff. I love my kids. understand well Brandy, wrestling, and beer. oh And I like you Michael.
05:13:59
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Oh, Brandy, bring him in. Brandy should be jealous over Michael. So should Sue be jealous over you. Because y'all are slut buddies.
05:14:10
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He don't.
05:14:14
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I'm just kidding. I love i love y'all. Y'all love them. Love's a heart. I hate you. I'm just kidding. I don't hate you. I love hate you. Actually, I love me a lot.
05:14:28
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I'm pretty bad. Brittany loves you a lot. hu um pretty i'm pretty I'm pretty fucking badass. oh They broke the mold when they made me. The difference between us all.
05:14:42
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I'll tell you about that. yeahda as that's possible We already established that straight guys are gayer than the gay guys.
05:14:57
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Yes, I'm coming back with the girl. Get your bitch ass back in here, bitch. Oh my god, I love for you.
05:15:09
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yeah's spiritual it should but in yeah It's the Britney bitch count. It's the Britney her bitches show. I know. Is there Britney fade or the Britney bitch count?
05:15:24
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It's I was enjoying talking about art, to be honest. Right, me too, bitch.
05:15:38
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My ex-fiance bought me this whole thing for like $150. You know, the primo of colored pencils.
05:15:50
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Blue thing, you already fucking took her to Poundtown. You don't have to buy her bullshit. yeah Well, that wasn't him. What? I said my ex-fiance. This was years ago. He already knows. He's not even listening. Never mind. I'd say exactly. I'm fucking good.
05:16:08
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Thunderboothing, you already hit it. Don't buy our gifts. What's up, Scotto? Welcome back, Scotto. It lasts long enough. You're a beautiful son of a bitch.
05:16:21
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He really is. We got to we have the in the house. We got Zaddy. Zaddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy. What the fuck is Zaddy?
05:16:34
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Can somebody please answer me what the fuck a Zaddy is? It's like a millennial Z term for a daddy. Zing daddy. I don't like saying
Humor in Relationships
05:16:46
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daddy.
05:16:46
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daddy is like... Or papi is like... I like that. Papi. Papi. Papi. I was raised by my father, so saying daddy is weird to me.
05:17:04
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always call my dad dad, so saying daddy is somebody else. differ me look My dad's dad. I'll be 100 with you guys. come my dad that that whole That whole daddy thing used to weird me out.
05:17:22
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And then Randy said it and it got me fucked up seven ways from Sunday. It does take a certain person. will say that. I will say that. i will say that every every time every Every time she says it, I'm like... It's not like a kid calling her boyfriend daddy. It's more like You have to be comfortable enough with that person, i feel like, to be able to say certain things.
05:17:51
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Yeah, like, I just never... That was never my thing. That's fucking weird. Why would you call a man in the bedroom daddy? like It's like West Virginia, Alabama type shit.
05:18:03
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Yeah, see, that's a mind. That's a mind. First of all. No, no, that was not a dig at you. That was not a dig at you, Britt. It's just, that's how it made me feel.
05:18:14
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And then, like I said, then Brandy said it and I was like, oh, I'm about to do. But when you have that feeling for that person, it like, it doesn't matter at that point. If you think a person calling you daddy and you think they're a child, you're fucked up.
05:18:31
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If you think another person is calling you daddy because you're daddy's house, you're good. Well, no, it's not even just about thinking of them like you're a child. It's just like if you don't feel uncomfortable or if you feel uncomfortable in general, doesn't even have to be like a kid thing.
05:18:51
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about to show you who daddy is when I wear that boozy heel. If you don't feel comfortable with it, then just, you know Or for Scotto, he's going to wear that boozey.
05:19:01
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That boozey is going to get wearied out. That boozey. Pussy with a boozey. Waller it out, Scotto. Waller it out, Scotto. all kind So I, one time, i went on a trip with my partner at the time. His parents were having, like, this an anniversary party.
05:19:22
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And we're all sitting in the room. And he says, Daddy, and both I and the guy's father said, Yes? Yeah, what is it? okay i think he got both.
05:19:34
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Hey. Hey. Hey. I'm the new daddy. Sorry, Dad. That wasn't a TV show, wasn't it?
05:19:45
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That shit's hilarious. What happened after that, though? I thought it was funny. thought it was kind of funny. And the real father, who just kind of, you know, he just had this little uncomfortable look on face. And the mom was like, yeah, he's, well, it's all grown up. Yeah, it's not your turn anymore.
05:20:08
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Bye, Felicia. I think it's funny. It's awesome.
05:20:15
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That's funny. Scotto and the real dad ran a train on the side. Eiffel Tower. Scotto and the real dad Eiffel Towered their son.
05:20:32
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Sometimes I say things just to put images in her head. No, because they want to say something so bad, but we're live and I fucking can't. You can say whatever the fuck you want.
05:20:44
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I can't. I will tell you later. ah i can't say it live. I can't. I can't. Well, send it to me now. Okay. Because you're going to forget.
05:20:58
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And then you're just going to fucking say it out loud, you bitch. No, I won't. I promise. so you You know better than that.
05:21:07
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But you'll forget. That's why I said send it to me now. No, live.
05:21:18
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And now I'm forgetting. Yeah, good. I said send it to me right now because you'll forget it. My phone's been dead, so i think it's broken to be honest.
05:21:33
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The Firefighter.
05:21:39
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He's gone. Let's talk to the brain. Firefighter.
05:21:46
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George Shate. Yeah, they call me the fireman. Don't look at me like that. Y'all never heard George Shate, the fireman? Yeah. i I'm not looking at you that way. I hate my life right now.
05:22:05
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Never mind. I'm not even going to tell you because I feel like you're going to fucking read it out loud. You're not going to read it out loud, Brittany. If you want to say it out loud, say it out loud. You want to yell at me louder?
05:22:17
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Brittany, get you in and... Why do you make me act like this, Brittany? This is not who I am. Brittany. T-A-N-A-Y. but you need me act with this britney that why but you mean o but t a and a why What the hell did I just spell?
05:22:39
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Brittany? I guess technically it is English because it's Britain. Double T-A-N-Y? Brittany?
05:22:51
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brittany you heard what i said. Suck it.
05:22:59
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On this note, I'm going to say goodnight to you guys because I have one hell of a week. Good night. Love you, Angel. Good night, Angel. Love you, Angel.
05:23:10
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Love you, Angel. huge Love you, Angel. Love you.
05:23:20
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Oh, shit. yeah um Honestly, i forgot what I was going to tell you anyway. Huh. Huh.
05:23:33
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she was gonna tell me she got cut a couple gay guys she had to sit in the corner and watch two dudes go at it i didn't have to i decided to you know what i stated corrective and you know what lady embrace your sexuality virtual high five mama bang i'm kind of mad that i did that yeah You can't imagine she watched two dudes that night. No, that's not the part I'm mad about.
05:24:03
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Giving you a virtual high five is the part I'm mad about. You're a bitch. What? ah What? What am I a bitch? I didn't even do it.
05:24:17
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I literally shut up and listened to it.
05:24:24
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I can't fucking stand You're going to dick to me in a tonight, so let me be a bitch back. I can't stand you. I can't stand you either, or you whore.
05:24:35
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the pleasure the yeah the Listen to this story, how you sat in the apartment watched two dudes have sex. What is wrong with that? Nothing.
05:24:48
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Sitting in the corner eating a bag of Cheetos, just watching. No, it was a big one. I
05:24:58
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had a bagel and then ice pops and then salt and vinegar chips you gotta to have like creamy so sweet and salty are you really good Barry with Scotto did you really just prepare gay relations with salt and vinegar what is it vinegar vinegar sorry of vinegar You know what it's like to be gay, Scotta?
05:25:27
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It's like a salt and vinegar. That's what it's like. yeah This podcast is a disaster tonight. It's odd that you use those because I can't eat salt and vinegar potato chips because they smell like my brother's feet.
05:25:46
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Don't want to know why you know. Valid. Valid. valid incest is best you know but like not did you share a room with your brother because I shared a room with my brother for 15 14 years allegedly it's illegal but um his feet really well I shared her and said incest was the best and let's just start talking about her brother am I wrong here did I hear this shit right
Communication Challenges
05:26:20
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here
05:26:21
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You're not wrong. I will say brother like together it. me but know My brother's feet, they reeked and I would go out into the couch to sleep just because they smelled so bad.
05:26:38
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So I feel you, Scotto. um
05:26:49
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Did you enjoy it?
05:26:55
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but Enjoy your wife. Fuck. How deaf are you, Scotto? I'm sorry to ask. Like, say, 85%-ish, you know?
05:27:08
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Like, I like to say my right ear is just for decoration only. It just serves no functional purpose, you know? No, I do know, because Same.
05:27:20
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i I hear better in my left ear. and My right ear is, like, pretty fucked. Like, all I hear is, like, I have tinnitus. It's, like, and I'm constantly asking people, what?
05:27:33
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What? And they get pissed off at me, and I'm, like, okay. Haha, I understood you. Haha, That's exactly it. I don't bother to ask them to repeat because everybody just gets mad. Like, what the fuck? And they get quieter, too. And I'm like, dude, like, I'm hard of hearing. Can you please, like, speak up? I read lips.
05:28:00
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I'm kind of good at reading lips. What? No, look at him. Like, he's, okay, there is he with us? Is he back? Is he back? I've been there.
05:28:12
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I'm listening. Yeah, it's like, whoa.
05:28:18
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I'm just listening to the bridge trying to... I feel like everybody needs to know the alphabet and sign language. At least. At least.
05:28:32
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I don't know what that means. Okay. You're such a dick.
05:28:42
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You're such a glick. I'm so much.
05:28:48
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Okay. So when the zombie apocalypse happens. Oh, bro. You're such a Britney man. we I am. It's Britney, bitch. Get it.
05:29:00
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Get right. Do it. Do it. You won't do it. I'm already working on it. Shut up. so my
05:29:14
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I once had somebody ask me, he's like ha are there any signs for the word yes and no? Because I keep having to spell yes and no. I was like, yeah, this means yes and this means no. Yeah, right. like how now Yeah, some things some things are just... yeah like i work At work, our mechanic is Sometimes he tries to talk shit to me, and I just go.
05:29:38
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no
05:29:41
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And he want any laughs, and he walks away. It's not the proper sign language, but he knows that I'm telling him to go fuck himself and suck my dick.
05:29:52
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oh Oh, yeah. and Everybody in the warehouse knows that if I like that, I'm a slut. Bitch, it's Britney, bitch. It's Britney, bitch.
05:30:06
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think she's gonna get off it's brittany it's britain
05:30:12
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Damn right it is. But no, um I will do that. Oh, shit, Wally's here. Fuck you. That was unnecessarily aggressive.
05:30:25
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but d mean mean and no man ah shit wal theses here and and fuck you and and and and brother
05:30:38
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was unnecessarily aggressive
05:30:43
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okay tiad de da name da name Fuck you. bill thing class ah In her head, it really is Brittany's world in her head.
05:30:54
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What the shit? How else's world would it be in my head?
05:31:01
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miss historical Are you right here? gotta piss. Damn. Damn.
05:31:13
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right
05:31:19
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All right. The great thing about this game is how uncomfortable can you
05:31:32
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away tri said the great thing about this video hundredrowdo how uncomfortable could you make britney
05:31:45
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I feel like we should end this show. No, I'm good with it.
05:31:54
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Close it out. You're in charge. and I can't. You haven't given me the fucking... I'll push the buttons and you just do the closing spiel. Okay, sounds good.
Chaotic Closing
05:32:07
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Gotta be handy. Regulators!
05:32:13
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So everybody here, like, subscribe, follow, comment, whatever. Hit it with the bio link. What's our bio link, Britt?
05:32:29
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Bitch, nonsensical network. You haven't had me on. You know what? That's better than Blaze earlier. Bio.link slash nonsensical network. Y'all motherfuckers, you know the drill.
05:32:41
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Give us follow. Give us a like. Give us share. And don't forget. no The most important thing on this network, Brittany. It's like Blake forgot what he was going to say. i didn't.
05:32:56
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The most important thing on this network is 9 out of 10. 9 out of 10. 20 is approved. yeah you Ladies and gentlemen, thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for being a part of the bullshit. The 100 shots of here in 100 seconds.
05:33:18
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Fucking killed it. Boom, boom, boom. Yeah, you're killing it, dude. Sorry, roll. Shut up, baby. I wasn't...
05:33:29
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yeah new Everybody share, like, subscribe, comment, whatever, bitch. Oh, yeah. as Yeah, exactly what she said.
05:33:43
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get one yeah ball bitch
05:33:49
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exactly and now he say now
05:33:56
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ah can't ah can't keep these things up just Yeah, we could tell.
05:34:03
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You were in charge. I'm just a body.
05:34:10
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Monday and night, Wally will be back with Speedway Stories. I'm going to be jerking my dick off on Tuesday. Wednesday, don't know what's going happen on Wednesday. That's the great thing on Wednesday is nobody knows what's going happen because it's a lot.
05:34:23
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Aren't you sluts? Thursdays, Wally's talking dinosaur from there. Friday, Michael Williams. Saturdays soon. Is this shit.
05:34:36
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Dude, just end the fucking show and go backstage.
05:34:41
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My eyes don't work no more. I don't know how to find a button. Oh my gosh. Oh my. I'm not even really that drunk. I'm just super tired. But no, thank you guys seriously for listening. to Thank you guys for hanging out. Come on.
05:34:54
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Brittany, calm down. gotta adjust the channel. Fuck y'all.
05:35:01
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he say mike Yes, Michael, let me know when you get home. Good to see you, Johnny. Good to see you, brother. Good to see you, Britt. Good to all y'all.
05:35:15
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Yeah, Johnny Bongs, love you. Scotto, you know we love you, buddy. then My beautiful, beautiful little ray sunshine sky of Scotto.
05:35:26
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If I can figure out a way to end this.
05:35:38
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