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Show Introduction and Platform Promotion
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Hey, y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, and my helmet's on tight, baby. We're about to risen with the tism. Let's get with it.
00:03:23
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Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of... Welcome to neighborhood, you son of a bitch. Here's a shot. Take this dick.
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What's going on, everybody? Goddamn, I'm aggressive for some reason. What the hell? What up, motherfuckers? Happy Saturday. Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense. You know what time it is. Hold on second.
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Start to show the proper way.
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with a little bit Raj, but welcome to nonsensical nonsense. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out everywhere. Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. Don't forget, we got shows on here all the time that are live.
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00:04:21
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As we say right there, i like, share, subscribe, you sons of bitches. And don't forget, 9 out of 10 grannies approve of The Nonsensical Network. And deep throating balls.
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ah Apparently. But nonetheless. What's going
Weekly Reflection and Wally's Internet Struggles
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on everybody? Hopefully you guys had a good week. And you're having a good weekend so far. It's fucking hot out. So hopefully you're staying somewhere where it's nice and fucking cool.
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Because it's too hot for the bullshit outside. At the end of the day.
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Shout out to the guys this week. Wally. Bringing it in strong this week with a couple couple couple shows. He was out at the Rough Truck one night this week, Wednesday night, for Wild Card Wednesday night. We went to the races.
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I know he had some internet issues and was having some some problems over there.
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Johnny Bones, what's going on with your brother? What up, motherfucker? What up, girl? brettnay but up girl
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Hey, what's for dinner? We made... You'll probably ask for Chris Technician, but I know k Chris Technician is going to ask me. So I made chicken salad, popcorn chicken, and a homemade hand-tossed salad.
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Yeah, I'm being healthier here. But nonetheless...
Tribute to Ozzy and Celebrity Death Impact
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um Tuesday night, we did a really cool show, a little tribute show to Ozzy, obviously. ah July is the Grim Reaper is putting in double time this this this month, taking a lot of celebrities, and most recently being Malcolm Jamal Warner,
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um or yeah
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um Ozzy, and Hulk Hogan. Game over. So we did a little tribute show on on Tuesday night. uh, for, for Ozzy.
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And then last night, uh, typically Friday nights are about movies, but last night we did a little, uh, what it was, what did it please call Parent, parent analysis.
Ghost Hunting Stories with Curtis Collins
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Uh, Curtis Collins came up last night and we listened to some VAP, VAPs, EVPs that they got from their ghost hunt or their, their investigation. And, uh, um, then talk some ghost stuff.
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And, uh, Ask some hard-hitting questions, so to say.
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What up, Jedi? So it's been ah it's been another crazy week here on the network. um And we're wrapping it all up with tonight. Well, I think actually tomorrow evening, possibly Cash and I are going to be live.
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doing cash's corner. We haven't done it for a few weeks. We've been enjoying the summer when they're here, going to the beach, doing this, doing that. Even today, we had to get up and go do some running around and run some errands. So I think we're going to try to do it tomorrow night.
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So that'll be cool. Do a Sunday evening show or Sunday afternoon show. Well, it'll probably be Sunday evening. Because I've got to drive almost Indiana tomorrow to drop Buggy off at band camp.
00:07:43
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You guys know Alexa, my middle daughter. we She's going to be at band camp all next week, and it's like two hours away. So I've got to drive her out there and drop her off. Flutters are hard.
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I was asking Chris, of course. hello but nice Yeah, Chris is going to ask anyone. What Jedi? So, yeah. What's going on tonight will probably be a
Show Planning and Upcoming Events
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shorter show. I don't know if we'll go the full six hours or not.
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We'll see how I'm feeling. I'm going to not to drink too much. I definitely will not be going into an after-party show, that's for sure, because I have to be somewhat of a functioning human being tomorrow.
00:08:25
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But I did all right last night. I was up a little late, drank a little bit last night, and I still got up, and I was a functioning human being today. So that's a plus. I just don't want to feel like ass when I'm on the road all day tomorrow because I'm going to spend almost those four hours on the goddamn road.
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So, not looking forward to that nonetheless. But it is Saturday night. I am co-hostless on Saturday nights.
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So, I do my little shit. I say my little shit. And then I drop this bitch. literallyly Link is in the chat for anybody who wants to pop in and hang out and say hello. You are welcome to.
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here Just start out after. But yeah, man. What else is going on? What else is going on this week? Or been going on this week? Not a whole lot of shit. Not a whole lot of shit.
00:09:25
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I think this Tuesday coming up on Glick's House of Music. Since it is summertime and whatnot, and it's festival season and it's concert season, I'm just going leave you down there.
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How do you like them apples? I know you can hear me.
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ah I think this Tuesday at Glick's House of Music, we're going to... What the hell? There we go. Push the button, Glick. Push the button. yeah Don't come in here starting your fucking shit with me, woman.
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Dude, I'm going You already know.
Humorous Upload Struggles and Neighbor Stories
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Started it before you even started the stream. It's Brittany, bitch. It's Brittany, bitch. It's Brittany, bitch. I know. You're already starting your shit. Sorry, I was getting bored. I'm like, yo, he's late. What the fuck?
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ah You know, I was doing things. oh yeah i um Yeah, I was also trying to um trying to upload. Apparently, I've fallen a little bit behind on shows.
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And I was trying to get some shows uploaded. I was like, hell yeah, man. I'm all caught up. And then I found one random-ass show floating around in the library from a couple Saturdays ago that apparently did not get uploaded. So was like, goddammit.
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And I was on the phone with Brady. Y'all don't keep me updated on this shit, folks. There's not much to keep you updated. There's not much to be updated on. ah Exactly. so why can't you, like, never mind. I'm not searching just yet.
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How are you, though, with you and Ying Boo? We're good. We are amazing. We are awesome. She is amazing, and she is awesome. So no yes yeah I talked to her afterwards, and she's she cooked.
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That's what I heard. that's what i heard i heard you guys talk i said don't talk to britney don't ever speak to her again she's what she's a bad she's a bad apple don't associate yourself with her
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i stepped on earlier so it should taste real nice for you
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I don't do feet. You got me fucked up. You got me confused with untrackable. I don't do feet. Oh, it's oh yeah. It is untrackable, isn't it?
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It's untrackable. No, I was um was thinking about feet finders earlier.
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Shut up, Jedi. Don't encourage her bullshit. Oh, shit. I'm not going to ah changes Here we go. rule level And there you For those of you on the tube of you, that link is pinned, and then we'll drop it a few more
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few more times. That was weird. i wasn't even on my I wasn't even on the media page, and it just started playing playing music. I was here for it for a second, though.
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I was like, where's it coming from? It's actually a really cool ass song. Harley's awesome. Yeah, I remember when you had them on there.
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Hashtag start shit
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Apparently you forget how easy I can just get rid of you. but Oh, yeah. Well, I'm supposed to be on there, but yes so Nobody is anywhere.
00:13:12
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i don't know. I don't even know what's going on anymore. i i'm just I'm just fucking here at this point in time. i don't know I don't know what's going on anymore. I'm like, wait, who's doing
Single vs. In-Love Host Discussion
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what? What's happening where? It's gotten a little confusing for sure. yeah
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Yeah, like, what the fuck is even happening? Well, also, I don't know if I like um Single Glick. or in love click better i'm annoyed by both of them but but but annoyed by me by the way i'm
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annoyed by both of them no i'm happy for you don't get wrong brandy's awesome it's just freaking dope but i prefer i prefer uh and love Glick over a Glick. I will say it's, it's, it is, yeah.
00:14:10
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It's a different type of, I'm still, I'm still unhinged. It's just a different type of unhinged. yeah so know I mean, I guess all in general. You're the one that comes up here. Nobody makes you come up here. You do it.
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Don't even give me shit. You do it to yourself. if we it's like ah It's like, I'm going to sit here and just stick my finger in my eye and then complain that it hurts, but I'm going to still keep doing it. Yeah, I'm a child. but yeah I take a knife and stab it into my arm. i'm like, ow, that hurts. And then I do it again.
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ah It doesn't make any sense. Make it make sense. now I don't think I can. Wally, are you? I see. Wally, what up, dude?
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It's going on.
00:15:02
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you what You're off for it, Early. calvin I actually got a Saturday off. Whose dick did you suck to get that? and Well, I was supposed to go to a truck and tractor pull tonight, but it rained and then decided not to. so Well, that's when it becomes a mud bog.
00:15:19
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What Arliss? How you doing, buddy? Long time no see. How you doing, man? Oh, yeah. Stop encouraging her bullshit.
00:15:30
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It's too early. What up, Swords? What up, Bray? What's up, dude? You fucking Swords. What up, Bray? What's Swords? Hell yeah, man. I'm glad you got a Saturday off and hopefully you got to relax a little bit.
00:15:45
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Dude, I don't know what you're doing outside. It's fucking ridiculously hot. It's actually not bad here in town. There's a nice cool breeze. Motherfucker, you live a half hour for me. and I was outside earlier and it was 100 and some fucking degrees.
00:15:59
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Don't tell me it's not bad. Sorry, Sasquatch. I can take the heat unlike you, Grizzly Bear. It's something. You ain't built for the heat either. We're both big boys. We ain't built for the heat. You learn to deal with it.
00:16:11
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Actually, it's not too bad tonight. Yeah, I don't mind it. but yeah i'm waiting I'm waiting for the cooler weather because I can't wait to start doing shows back out on the patio again. Starting to get dark here in town again. Nice. yeah That's what nighttime is.
00:16:32
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Really, Brittany? Is that what nighttime is? no i thought it was I thought it was morning.
00:16:40
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What? It's getting dark no fucking way, dude. That's crazy. Miss you, Wally.
00:16:48
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let you allie you did this You did this, Jedi. Bring your ass up here and control your... Yeah, no shit. Jedi, yeah get up here. Yeah, it's Jedi's fault. I'm just starting shit now.
00:17:00
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Yeah, you're right, Jedi. Mm-hmm. Hey, at least you don't hear crickets this time.
Broadcast Challenges at the Fair
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Crickets, crickets, crickets. Yet. Yet. ah but I'll give it time. I'll make sure you do. Oh...
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oh
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yeah the Yeah, Wednesday night was kind of a shit show with the trying to go live at the fairgrounds because of being down in the hill. So I was ah afraid of that because I know how shitty the cell service is out there at Knox Fairgrounds.
00:17:37
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The boy got at least a half hour in walking around and trying to explain. I handed him the phone, said, you're live. Have fun. Bye. ah Yeah. Yeah, I was worried about that. I didn't think about until it was too late. I was like, oh, man. Well, we tried, man, it started. It was pretty hot Wednesday. I mean, it was not nearly as bad as today and yesterday was.
00:18:01
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But I'll tell you what, it was warm. And my phone twice went into heat mode, like going to a cool-down period. Her, mine, and everything else. Yeah, hell yeah.
00:18:14
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Shut up, shut up. Just get your hands over here. Get your default ass in you. Jedi's got to go get the turtle wax out first.
00:18:25
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We need our default character. But yeah, we tried to he tried to go again live during the runs and stuff, and it just wasn't working. But I've got some some small clips and shit from then, and plus of my run. Oh, yeah. and go There go. That'd be good content for Monday night.
00:18:41
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You'll be able to throw it up on the screen and show it and talk about it and stuff like that. Yeah. you know i i've i forgot what it was like to have a bruised kidney too. How did you get a bruised kidney?
00:18:54
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What do? The shifted, the harness that I had got loose on the right side, and the seat that I had, basically in the stock Jeep seat, the metal bar right in the middle where it folds and stuff, I got shifted to the side, and that was the only thing it did after hitting the big jump.
Demolition Derby and Challenges
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I hit the hit that metal flap, the big section like that. It caught me right in my kidney. That was the only thing I felt the next day because of that.
00:19:23
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I'm ready to go to... Ready to do it again, though. Y'all fucked up. I've seen... I don't know where Leif was, but seen that he was... Was he running a demolition derby in a goddamn... Actually, he was doing the figure eight last night at the fair.
00:19:41
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Well, he posted a picture with a van. Yeah, his full-size van. Yeah, he was running against full-size pickups. It was a figure-eight races at the fair during the derby. They beat the hell out of each other. He pretty much trashed that van. I see the picture. It's fucking trash. yeah's Yeah. It's like, well, we had fun. Oh, yeah.
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It's like, was he really in a big-ass goddamn van? Yeah. got it yeah it was it It was interesting to see him doing that and everything else, especially in a van.
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Because there for a while, last year, he had an S10 Blazer that he was doing it with and stuff. And I don't know whatever happened to Blazer. But yeah, he did he did it with the E150 Econoline van. yeah That's what I was thinking. Hell yeah.
00:20:27
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Econoline, little devilish and derby action. Let's go. but My old neighbor used to do demolition derby and they had like their cars. You actually had neighbors? Well, sort of. They were distant.
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chip Chipmunks?
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Yo, that reminds me. One time I was attacking a chipmunk and I was like, Hell no, Chloe. And so I was trying to save the chipmunk. And I picked it up.
00:20:56
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The little bitch bit me on the thumb. So I threw it. Because it fucking hurt. and i I threw it against a tree. Yeah. But yeah, Wednesday too, Blaze tried to help.
00:21:09
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Yeah. But Blaze tried to help the boy out. But it's harder to do it's harder to do the live on the cell phones. I've realized. because Because most of my stuff wasn't set up.
00:21:21
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Yeah, you can go in and set everything up on the... Right. and change and You can change everything on the cell phone. You have to know what you're doing at the end of the day. You just have to... It worked for it worked for the half hour that it did.
00:21:33
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Like I said, I just handed him the phone, and he I think he did pretty good for what he what he was given. Yeah. Hey, sometimes you just do what you can. in it du Oh, yeah. Well, I would rewatched it and stuff. I mean, there was a few silent times watching it, and he was...
00:21:50
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just walking and not even saying nothing, but I mean, he was showing the track and trying to kind of explain. i mean, he showed some of the the trucks and stuff and everything else and what was going on. So, I mean, I think he did pretty good other than a few times walking around, not saying nothing other than looking at his ugly mug.
00:22:06
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don't don't Don't ever bring an amateur like that up on my network again. Don't ever let that kid on my network. He makes you look bad. Oh, it's your network right now, but then in like an hour when...
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Welcome to
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welcome to our network. It's Chris and Chris's show. yeah it's alter but When everything's going fine, it's my network. When shit's on fire, I'm like, nope, not my problem.
00:22:37
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Not my circus, not my monkeys. What's What's up, yeah Lazy? Let's fucking stir this pot, Brittany. Let's go. Hey, I've got the access to remove buttons here. Don't try me tonight. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. They're scared.
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I'll Jeff your ass. I ain't scared. If he keeps yeah
00:23:03
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controls and I don't, I'm going to I'm always logged in. Yeah, so. Yeah.
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I'm not pissed. I really don't have a fight. shit. It's war. can't get Britney free run of the kingdom. We'd burn this motherfucker to the ground.
00:23:27
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You ever take a raccoon and put it in a box and then shake that box up and release the raccoon into like a daycare? Yeah. hear all the time like every weekend or tying two cats tails together and hanging them over clothesline see what happened know what is the lord in heaven don't say that because i was literally just talking about putting my cat down oh sorry we before we started this isn't your cat like 18 though yeah she's well she'll be 18 in may your cat can vote now yeah legally
00:24:06
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That's old for a cat, man. She's had a good one. She's old. She's just chilling. can't until I'm old and I just lay around and oh yeah and that's dieone that's old for a cat man she's had a good that is hi yeahsh she's old she down here but you just chill it such just i get like my later talk i' old i just lay around and people just rub my belly, whatever.
00:24:37
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Scratch my head. That's the dream. That's the fucking dream right Bryony, listen to that, okay? That's all he wants. It's simple. It's easy. very simple. Very easy. I'm not...
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down there there's not block that
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there but Did you check to make sure it's still breathing? Yeah. She's good. She's good. She's fine. She's good.
00:25:17
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That's my booze. She knows all my secrets. and youi I don't have any secrets.
00:25:27
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I don't know what I'm saying. like Life is so much less complicated if if you don't have secrets. It's true. it Oh, yeah, for sure. i Like, literally, everybody knows straight up.
00:25:40
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I tell it how it fucking is That you're a crazy person? ah Yeah, that too. But in a good way. but in a good way Oh, sure. Yeah, sure. It is.
00:25:51
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It is a very good way. Yeah, you're you're crazy in a good way. That's just because i don't want to be here alone. let's be honest And you entertain me, Brittany. Nobody wants you to be here alone either.
00:26:07
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I appreciate you guys for that. I thank you guys for looking out for me. So I'm not here alone. but Hey, we we got you,
00:26:17
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and black i I love it. all She's up and moving around. What's up, Rachel? yeah yep She's ah actually ah been able to put 75% weight on her foot now. It's still pain, but she's been able to do it.
00:26:33
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What up, dude? What up, dude? Suck it, name. ter Terrible. What? like fifty months stay in here not Hold on one second.
00:26:48
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Time's up. yeah Shut up, Wally. I said one. Wait, his son's name. It doesn't matter. Hi, son.
00:27:01
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you doing, Wally? And
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want the under you yeah ah wow and
00:27:13
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Sorry. Oh, shit. Bless you.
00:27:20
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Lazy, how are you doing? My name is already changed. Perfect. I want oh i gotta make myself. I'm gonna sneeze probably like 20 times. How you been, Lazy?
00:27:36
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Oh, not too bad. How about you? Doing alright, man. Just working a lot.
00:27:45
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Finally got a Saturday off and I don't have to go to work. So you normally work every Saturday? That's going to suck. Mm-hmm.
00:27:55
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Yep. Yeah, usually it's an open to close most of the time on Saturdays, but I got fortunate, so. Hell yeah, bro. Yeah, I had this day actually requested off go to a truck and tractor pulls and it rained here, so I decided just stay home.
00:28:13
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Well, we are all the richer for having you here instead of you being there. Yeah, usually I'm just in the comments at work or anything else. And so it's kind of nice to finally get to come back up on a Saturday.
00:28:26
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Hell yeah.
00:28:29
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That's when, but like I said earlier, they should have turned it into a mud bog after that. It's still going on, but it's just not going to start. and It was supposed to start at seven or my time.
00:28:40
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And it's not going to start now until almost nine o'clock. So that's you that's a little late. yeah Yeah. And it will be even darker then.
00:28:51
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Oh yeah. And I just realized i from out that always late. ah mother I know I saw that. That's funny. And you know what? Cause I saw that he posted and I got it and then he pushed it back or whatever. And then I was like, you know I can't even give him shit. Cause we're always late on our show every single fucking week.
00:29:12
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It's Glick's fault. I was giving him shit on Snapchat. and like, dude, the fuck.
00:29:19
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But yeah. I just got bored. So anything new and exciting for you guys at all this week or anything going on? Just waiting to see who the next celebrity is going to be taken by
Celebrity Death Conversations
00:29:31
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the Grim Reaper. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no shit. That's crazy. Somebody needs to wrap Willie Nelson in bubble wrap.
00:29:37
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Oh, for real, dude. Well, not only that, they even brought about Bruce Willis. They even said about Bruce Willis. And somebody told me Phil Collins is on, like, is Deathbed 2. Phil Collins, no.
00:29:50
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I think it's Phil Collins. Oh, baby, I love you. Phil Collins is badass, dude. He is. But it's just crazy. I didn't expect the Hulk Hogan thing. I really didn't. I never. I never.
00:30:03
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but When somebody told me Hulk Hogan died after like the day after ouszzie or whatever, i was like, dude, you're lying. like That's just a hoax. That's not real. And then I looked it up and it was yeah real. And I'm like, what's the actual shit?
00:30:18
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Oh, yeah. That's crazy. That's like Betty White dying. like so I know. I never thought she would die or the queen.
00:30:30
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The day before her 100th birthday of all time. Yes. That part's mind fucked. Especially because a few months earlier, she did interview, too, where she was saying, she feels great. I'm going to be 100. And she was like, you can tell when somebody's getting frail from old age or health issues. No, she wouldn't. She does right now. Yeah. But she does right now.
00:30:51
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yeah and what she does right then the Then the day before her birthday, Betty White passed away. It's like, huh? No way. you just say that she looks like she does right now?
00:31:03
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oh Ew, Wally. and like I did not. You just said she looks exactly the way she does right now. No. what that would have been funny if you did.
00:31:14
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No, I didn't. No, because also before that, when she did her interview that Lazy was talking about, she was just on one of the reptile YouTube channels that I follow and stuff, talking to how about much she liked reptiles and shit. and I mean, she was holding a...
00:31:29
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a 20 foot Burmese python around herself sitting in a chair and shit. Yeah. that's true That's how she died. She was in the movie Lake Placid. Yeah.
00:31:41
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She was good in that too. But yeah, but yeah, she liked the reptiles. She was, I mean, besides, you know, doing the golden girls, everything else, but yeah, she was in the reptiles. That was actually one of her side hobbies. She said that she really didn't let people in Hollywood know until the later years of her career.
00:31:59
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She used to keep, like, bearded dragons and stuff like that before she became a movie star. Interesting. I had no idea. Yep. Yep. She was a badass, that's for sure.
00:32:12
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So what's new? What's you, Brittany? Just working my ass off.
00:32:19
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Get back to work, then. Oh. yeah No, well, they were doing inventory yesterday, and I was off. Ew. I saw them, like, And my job is literally like right behind my house. And I was like, yeah. And the inventory sucks. I was like, how's inventory? Talking shit from the sidelines. God damn it.
00:32:44
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Always. st Oh, you know, it's great. They're really, you want to come in?
00:32:51
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I'm good. I was like, wait, is there overtime? I did think about I did think about was going hit up my supervisor to see if I could come in. Just get some extra money. But then I said, fuck that.
00:33:07
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You'll have that. No. um
00:33:13
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I don't like doing a inventory, to be honest. I could zone out. But they took away our music, so it sucks. Oh, that's no fun. I still sneak it, allegedly.
00:33:26
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Allegedly? Yeah, but still.
00:33:30
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I've been caught like eight times. you Wait, what? You've been caught like eight times? What happened to the whole three strikes? You're out bullshit. just got caught eight times. How many times have you done it and not got caught?
00:33:46
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I don't know. Multiples? the dudes, like, they put, like, A bandana or a thing over their ears to cover up their earbuds so they can listen to music. So I've started to like cover up my ears too.
00:34:01
Speaker
Oh, Glick, you look smarter now. Oh. ah I feel dumber after listening to the three of you while I'm out there. Jesus Christ.
00:34:12
Speaker
That's why he put on his glasses. He's like, God, I got smarten up after listening to this shit. kind swomaring thumb up I'm actually messaging Blaze. I'm like, hey, send me some of them big words that you know so I can sound intelligent.
00:34:27
Speaker
That's a scary thought. I better message Blaze and say no go on that.
00:34:32
Speaker
If I was Blaze, I just make up words and send to you just so you sounded retarded on screen. I'm sounding retarded. No, I didn't hear you guys say something about which has been the ongoing joke on social media about somebody please God wrap Willie Nelson and and bubble wrap Yeah, that's right a couple weeks ago. He had to give up smoking weed because his lungs can't handle it anymore That's how you know he's on his way out That's on list to Glick that's how you know he's on his way out yeah let me know
00:35:04
Speaker
that's on my list too glick I saw an interview with Snoop and he said the only person that can smoke him under the table was Willie Nelson. Willie's on your list. Are you sure? What up, Mandy? I think so.
00:35:19
Speaker
Did it work? No, it didn't work. Hey, Zamp and Mandy. What up? Sorry, i haven't been checking the chat.
00:35:32
Speaker
Slacking. It's hard to keep up on chat while you're shit talking. I'm or on.
Gaming Restrictions and Celebrity Death Bets
00:35:40
Speaker
What up, Xanfus? Whatever. Fuck.
00:35:49
Speaker
Please don't give Glick Words to each other. Shut up, Mandy. That was awesome, Mandy. Glick Words to each other. That's ridiculous. ah click where absolutely and yeah much This is awesome.
00:36:09
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They'll be like, gluck, gluck.
00:36:13
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That's the gluck. yeah so You just got gluck's attention. dreadla Just so you all know, around that warehouse where she works, $5, she'll make you holler.
00:36:27
Speaker
She'll get you with that gluck, gluck, 3,000. That's a bargain. Usually they charge 20. I just...
00:36:41
Speaker
uh come back for discount december
00:36:51
Speaker
and clicks i don't know what he is doing glitchonary and apparently activision they're becoming so goddamn soft You can't talk shit on the game anymore. You can't fucking break each other's balls.
00:37:11
Speaker
Now you have to go through, like Cash is trying to log in, and since he's only 12, it's a fucking process to get ah parental consent. It's not letting him log in to play the fucking game.
00:37:23
Speaker
I hate that shit. I fucking hate that shit. all all All these years that Call of Duty's been around, kids have been playing it. And now all of a sudden they want to do something with it? Yeah. Now all of a sudden a bunch of fucking soft-ass snowflake crybaby bitches are like... Call of Duty, especially when you're on the live, that's how you learn to be racist and homophobic, okay?
00:37:44
Speaker
How are these kids going to learn if they can't Call of Duty? Yeah, no shit. I've read some of the worst shit in my life playing Call of Duty back in the day. Sorry,
00:37:55
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but
00:37:59
Speaker
so I wasn't going to listen to you guys. Let's be honest. Okay, go.
00:38:10
Speaker
I do. I've been saying that for years. Go restart everything and try again. I like it. Yeah, whatever. You should be able to get in this.
00:38:22
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I'll
00:38:27
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give her 20 anything. It sounds like I just spent like $500 in a day. So yeah, I could use it.
00:38:37
Speaker
Hey, Glick, if he'd cashed her quit trying to change the rules wise before he starts playing, he wouldn't get kicked out. this is this is This would be very true too.
00:38:53
Speaker
Fucker He's been getting his ass kicked in in our in our picks lately Do you have Willie Nelson I thought somebody else had him I think I think Rick did Somebody I thought somebody had him. I know I got I got to go somewhere.
00:39:15
Speaker
What is it like Celebrity bingo for who's gonna die next? be dead list The angel I'm going to say Stevie Nicks get up there.
00:39:26
Speaker
Shut up, man.
00:39:30
Speaker
I think record blazed one of the two, or somebody did.
00:39:36
Speaker
Stevie Nicks, there's nothing even remotely wrong with Stevie Nicks. Why would she be? I was just shocked at the Ozzy thing, like I told you that night to the tribute, that he, after his final show, finally went. i was i was just... No, you Willie Nelson.
00:39:52
Speaker
You have Willie. I'm going to catch your ass. And then I'm going to tap your ass. I mean, you can try, but I'm so far ahead of you. If he kicks the bucket, I'm blaming all you motherfuckers for killing him.
00:40:05
Speaker
I didn't like him. I did. I'll take the blame, Lazy. I love you, bud. Damn it, Walt. Damn it. You're going to have to make some moves if you think you're going to catch up with me. You're going need your list tonight. I was going to say, you've got two of them where you've called your shots and nailed it because of it.
00:40:24
Speaker
No, I didn't call my shots. How long have you been doing this? No, I got... Don't you worry about it. Jesus. Everybody thinks it's the Grim Reaper killing all these celebrities. And actually, oh, that's your boy right here.
00:40:37
Speaker
Every time a celebrity dies, Glick gets a new gray hair in his beard. yeah The Glick Reaper over here.
00:40:47
Speaker
So I have... The Glick Reaper! I've got two... Fuck that. I hate that, actually. Glick sucks.
00:41:03
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Mandy, you are right. There sure is.
00:41:12
Speaker
yeah i think honestly if willy goes i think snoop's gonna smoke himself to death in one day like the whole united states is gonna be smoky oh yeah for sure so i've got i've got i've got three deaths on there and i think i have nine points already because two of my deaths were emergency pigs oh that's right yeah you get you get up to three points you get a for them was one You think you know somebody and they got you on a bingo card hoping you die.
00:41:47
Speaker
Yep. You'll be next. I got no. I got no. i got know that's what i'm worried about ah got for yeah first to go death and I should have called my shot on Steve Mongo McMichaels because I knew his ass was circling. Oh yeah he was but well Blaze Blaze even told you he goes I'm surprised you didn't because he was it was that day you were even in and then what I'm chatting it up about it you're like now just and i've got i've got one i've got one more emergency pick left in the chamber so i'm keeping an eye on a couple people and if that goes south i'm i'm picking them and then i'm calling my shot and they'll be dead in seven days god damn it lazy you're on that list watch it that's what we should do next year uh an angel of death list a side one of of fellow streamers
00:42:43
Speaker
and They don't have to die. You just have to like get kicked off your show or get kicked off the internet or something like that. Can we get lucky in the Paul Brothers? On our show, always this close from YouTube banning us. We've gotten so many shitty emails from them. They hate us. I'm going to put everybody on my list and be like, hey, you guys will be a part of the network.
00:43:03
Speaker
And then I'm going fire everybody from the network and just win. i think i think last night, Shaman read one of the shitty emails we got that said, hey, we fucking hate you, and we're not going to promote you, and we're not going let you do all this other shit that other YouTubers can do. We're going to limit what you're able to do on your show. And we're like, okay, I guess. What'd you do, Lazy? Oh, yeah, I do.
00:43:23
Speaker
Our shows are free-for-all sometimes. What? Hold on a damn second. What? It gets wild. up and They're all them goddamn Canadians on their show. That's the problem. yeah and steve get guitar Steve, the Canadian, gets a little riled up. Yeah, but... It's his fault.
00:43:40
Speaker
So we got watch it with her on here. She might get us in trouble. Yeah. Bitch! Bitch!
00:43:49
Speaker
That's not all, man. You know it. All right, Mandy. Get some people some contact eyes. See if they actually enjoy their life once they're not being a cunt. There you go. There you Brittany. You can be Xanfair's next wife.
00:44:03
Speaker
Oh, shit.
00:44:06
Speaker
She's like, i be she's like i just want to be a wife. Fuck it. I'll be an ex-wife. His name starts with X, so you know he's wild. I was almost a wife twice.
00:44:19
Speaker
with another light doing yeah almost a life twice yeah i was engaged twice hey just let you know um just not a finish and shoes and hand grenades to no apparently millerite is celebrating its fiftieth anniversary by 50,000 free beers at bars across the United States, including Ohio.
00:44:42
Speaker
They should celebrate by making it taste good. What bars, Glick? Where are we going? Nobody gives shit about Ohio. Oh, my God. Shut up. You live in fucking PA. Everybody in pizza was Amish up until the past years ago. Shut your mouth.
00:44:57
Speaker
and before they were for we can't hear we can't hear go he just muted me i just muted you again hey
Maryland Jokes and Chat Trolls
00:45:11
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i
00:45:14
Speaker
hi i don't live in pa a by choice it was just like Good. By choice. You're in PA. By choice. I'm from Maryland and as much as I love Caden, I'm so proud. That means you got crabs.
00:45:30
Speaker
Until I shave them away. i i thought I smelled the ocean when I came on panel. We have the best crabs around, bitch. Is there a best crab?
00:45:42
Speaker
I knew you had crabs. I told her that. That's why. she's still but she's in her own world she's not paying any attention anybody know i don't give a what you have to say i hate maryland but i also love it because it is my home it's britney it's britney that kind of scared me i'm not gonna lie remember this sound from home
00:46:18
Speaker
You guys ever seen the movie Deliverance? Yeah. With Burnt Reynolds? You know the kid that's playing the banjo at the beginning when they show up? It was British. Okay, maybe I haven't seen it because I don't remember that at all.
00:46:33
Speaker
What are you smoking back there, Brittany? Oh, it's like a tan. I was about to go out get my ball, though. What is that? That thing looks huge. Oh, it's ah ah and so Oh, it's like a little mod. Okay.
00:46:46
Speaker
Okay. Juice up in bitch. Juice that bitch up. Juice it up. Get it nice and juicy. Never mind. I'm not going to say it live. Say it live stay live, Brittany. You can't back down from this.
00:47:04
Speaker
It's Saturday night. Say it out loud. know because i was any other joke i just wanna i found my neighbor's Facebook and i told her him about her And she's like fake titties, fake like Botox lips, gross. And she called me a hippie because I smoke weed.
00:47:24
Speaker
Really? And so I can't smoke on the property. So I go across the road to my jobs, to my job. Cause they don't care if for smoke weed. Not just smoke. there That is so backwards for the rest of life. Most places you can't smoke at work, but you can smoke in your home.
00:47:43
Speaker
You got reverse going on there. Yeah. I'm like, dude, you still see me I'm not on the property. so why we you need another We can either go to Miamisburg.
00:47:56
Speaker
They've got five bars in Miamisburg and four bars in Columbus that are giving away the free bill of light next Friday. Is it in the arena district? Is one of them? ah Short North Pint House.
00:48:10
Speaker
It's down in the short north, obviously. on High Street, Short North Tavern on High Street, TJ Chumps on... Oh, we ain't going to Linden. Oh, that's Miami. Uh-uh. sper that That's not Columbus.
00:48:25
Speaker
That's Miamisburg. i was like, we ain't going to Linden on Linden Avenue in Columbus. No, we're not. now ah ah Where else in Columbus is it?
00:48:36
Speaker
No, I take it back. There's only two bars in Columbus. They're both Xenos on 3rd Avenue. That's not a bad location, though. so i think zo I think that's like east side of town.
00:48:50
Speaker
But Short North is short north is nice. Oh, yeah. I wonder how that works. Do you buy one, then you drink free the rest of the night, or what?
00:49:01
Speaker
I don't it know. Free beer all night, I'll get fucking wrecked. Yeah.
00:49:13
Speaker
Good thing there's a lot of hotels the short north. I'll be at your house in less than 20 minutes. Let's go. yeah ah Show's canceled, guys. See ya.
00:49:27
Speaker
I wish it was one closer to Newark or one in Newark. That would be awesome. i would That would have been cool. yeah i'd go down I don't like going to the bars or anything like that, but I would go down and have me a couple of free Miller Lights. It's my beer that I drink.
00:49:38
Speaker
shit yeah Let's celebrate their 50th. That's what these gold cans are. It's their 50th anniversary. I've seen they were advertising on Facebook about them. I just wasn't for sure. Yeah, and the tall boys are gold and blue.
00:49:52
Speaker
They're pretty. They're awesome. They're pretty. They're pretty. Pretty. Pretty.
00:50:03
Speaker
um So that's cool, man.
00:50:07
Speaker
Y'all go get your free beers if you're in Ohio.
00:50:11
Speaker
anywhere if there are free beers go get them I was going to say unless it's Hogan throwing out his real American beer because he was doing that at a promo and cracked a woman in her head here in Ohio and she sued him I seen that yeah Hogan you just die the only people that care about Ohio are the people that live there listen here you can be banned from the show I'm not from PA you bitch Or Maryland. Oh, I'm from Maryland. Shout out. Nobody cares.
00:50:46
Speaker
Not even people in Maryland like Maryland. That's she's crabby all the time, Glick. It's because she's from Maryland. What do you expect? Oh, good min point
00:50:57
Speaker
one. Free beers. Glick just moved to the top of my bingo. your Your celebrity deaths in 2025, that bingo card. I'm not going to die from drinking. That's crazy. talk and He's not even famous. Nightwear. I thought Brittany getting... Nightwear. I thought Brittany getting... What?
00:51:17
Speaker
What the hell does that even mean? Flip the words around and read it.
00:51:22
Speaker
Words are hard. Brittany thought I were not... I thought Brittany was... supposed to say was. If you read... You're going to read it like a dyslexic person.
00:51:35
Speaker
Night where I thought Brittany getting into... Wait, what? Into getting Brittany thought I... like night What? but but Let's just know but's just play this matchup until we figure out what the hell this guy's saying.
00:51:50
Speaker
I thought Brittany... Brittany getting into night where? Oh, you're dyslexic. Oh, yeah. Okay. thought Brittany was... yeah I don't know, man.
00:52:02
Speaker
um from Sprog, you good. Are you high? Is this a long-lost friend of yours or what? Because they talk like you in the chat. I fucking hate you, Wally.
00:52:14
Speaker
I've never seen the Brittany fade in the chat, but that would be an interesting. Could you pull that off in the chat for me? She's laughing. Fuck you gle in a room the day over you. It's just a bunch of letters. Well, I did share it on my Facebook and my Snap, so we'll see how we get in here.
00:52:33
Speaker
Shut up, Jedi. Stop encouraging the bullshit. You're supposed to be my friend. the That's your lover, not friend, your lover. Get it right, asshole. That's my sweet little beautiful default.
00:52:48
Speaker
I was telling Brandy the other day about how he gets abused on his show, Shaman. like they just They just abuse the hell out of him. And then when he comes up here, we just give him nothing but love. But I'm starting to think now I understand why he gets abused on the Lazy Shaman show. ah Well, yeah, I'm starting to put two and two together now.
00:53:07
Speaker
Yeah. right You got a wrench by name, Brittany. That's your count for something.
00:53:15
Speaker
Spell my name right if you're going to talk shit or whatever you're saying. We don't know. oh he oh he did the double T. He did the double T. A-N-Y. Spell my name right.
00:53:30
Speaker
too many ts all je's fault Is that one your Canadian fans? No, I don't have Canadian fans. Don't really have American fans either. Nah.
00:53:45
Speaker
We're just a bunch of weirdos, that's all. Outcasts. Figments of people's imagination. well We'll throw in a duffel bag and throw in the trunk and bring it out.
00:53:56
Speaker
To the track? Oh, hell yeah. I'm down. Let's go. 20 bucks is 20 bucks. Really? a shut of buck
00:54:06
Speaker
And y'all, Wally is inbred and y'all, y'all, don't F start. Who's the one inbred? Because you can't even make a sentence, motherfucker.
00:54:18
Speaker
Frog. What the fuck? All you have to do, it's just y'all. It's not y'all, it's y'all. It's one word. And don't F start.
00:54:30
Speaker
Yeah, cun, T. cun, T. And you can't even spell Inbred, right? and So who is the real Inbred one?
00:54:41
Speaker
Exactly. um Yeah, that motherfucker was not schooled. Come on, Frogsbog. Be better. Be better, Frogsbog. I know you have it in you. I believe in you, buddy. You can do it. You should come up on panel. This would be fun.
00:54:53
Speaker
She's prettier than you. She's prettier than who? Xanfios, me? Or Wally? All three of y'all. That's what's... She... Definitely not me. She... Xempius was talking about lazy, not none none of the rest of us. That's all. Cun-tee. well. Can't please everyone. Cun-tee.
00:55:16
Speaker
Cun-tee to the rescue. Be in the cun-tee, Wally. Hey, we must be all so stupid. That's why you're on the show over in the chats watching it, dumbass.
00:55:28
Speaker
It's it's ah it's wrong. Yeah, you thought you were wrong. Yeah, the love of trolls. Who's the stupid one now, stupid? I like it when stupid people try to troll, though. It makes me so happy. know. It is the best. Oh, hold on a second.
00:55:47
Speaker
I feel like our new friend gets a special award.
00:55:53
Speaker
No, no, no, no, and
00:56:01
Speaker
it's this you're
00:56:06
Speaker
Get the golden star for tonight. Bro, you got to change that to, you all are special. You all. plug. You know what's sad?
00:56:17
Speaker
Probably choke it because they don't know how it works.
00:56:26
Speaker
you know the sad not probably choke on it because they don't know how it works
00:56:35
Speaker
Just trying to deep throat a butt plug. Oh, casu. Let's go belt pussy. at What? what Frogs, blues, you need to come back every stream, bro.
00:56:49
Speaker
I'm the only thing here. What? What? Hold on a second. Dude? MoDog? Oh, God. Here we go. What up, MoDog?
00:57:00
Speaker
Who you called? I am going to pay. Remember that. Remember that. not
00:57:08
Speaker
you're gonna pay lazy eye i'm on the bingo card i'm finally somebody i'm a but so frog frog i feel the is the outcome of multiple generations of incest that's one of my co-workers Nice. What up, Isn't it really?
00:57:33
Speaker
Yes. he is one He's my commercial sales sales manager at my work. He takes care of all my commercial accounts and stuff at my and our work and everything. You guys went early tonight. We know we we started. Yes, we did. We went early.
00:57:50
Speaker
We start at 7th. Yeah, yeah brit yeah that was ah that was the that was the pre-show argument last week. Was Brittany telling me when my show starts and when it doesn't start? And then this week, she started her shit. And that's my show. I created this show. i i This is my brainchild.
00:58:07
Speaker
Actually, every show on the network I created except for Wally and Blazes. This is this is the Blazin' network. don't know where you think you are, but... I don't think Blazes are here. I can say whatever I want. Fuck you, Jedi. When the boss gets back, you're in time out.
00:58:24
Speaker
Sorry. well and I'm trying to read the goddamn comments, Wally.
00:58:32
Speaker
I'll change your fucking password and lock your ass out. How's that sound? Okay. That's fine. Uh-oh. I'm trying to read this this fucking retard's comments. Willie Weird Eye. Sorry for you. Willie Weird Eye.
00:58:45
Speaker
Hey, Willie Weird Eye. Who's Willie Weird Eye? I don't know. Who is that? I think Frogs Prog is a troller. i He's not a very good troll. I think he's just special. No, that's what makes it so fun.
00:58:57
Speaker
oh God. It's Brittany again. You ever have a good troll that really hits you with something that kind of hurts a little bit? You're like, fuck. bold This guy is not even close to the mark. about like Haters make us famous.
00:59:09
Speaker
Damn shows. oh Yeah, stop making click read. him multi Shut up, Mandy. I'm doing a good job. Thank you, Mandy. just mut While he was just muting and unmuting, I'm like, what's up, Jersey?
00:59:22
Speaker
How you doing? Mandy is absolutely winning the chat today. but Thank you, Jedi, for stepping out of the chat and letting somebody else be the chat superstar tonight. However, however, FrogsBrog is coming in on a very close second. I mean, they're my favorite. love them.
00:59:40
Speaker
Way short, Buzz. Don't want to talk about short buses again. Oh, we're going to now, since you said not to. Sorry, Brittany. I forgot you were in a short bus your whole life.
00:59:51
Speaker
but You're to judge me for that? I'm not judging you. I said I was sorry. I forgot that you were a window licker. Did you get your license back to lick your windows?
01:00:07
Speaker
You need a license for that? Shit. Oops, you know I told you secret. My bad. allegedly written You were born with a license for that. They just signed it on my birth certificate. like Did you and Frog Strong ride the same short bus?
01:00:27
Speaker
Did you teach him how to lick the windows? How fucking dare you, first of all. Do not put me in the same category as that piece of shit. Come on, dawg. What's going on, man?
01:00:39
Speaker
Brittany, are you high as fuck tonight? Are you high yet? Yeah. Yeah. We are going to be answering that. I just thought, she's like, yeah, duh, motherfucker. Fuck you, bitch.
01:00:51
Speaker
I'm always high. Jersey window licker, too. like you I wouldn't be on here if I wasn't. I would not be able to handle you guys whatsoever. I said I was goingnna do this i said i was going to do this show sober tonight, and then Brittany showed up and was well, looks like I'm going to get drunk. The plans have changed.
01:01:10
Speaker
I've either got to get drunk or I've got to go kick a baby and drown the puppy. I don't know. yeah Andy's got a good idea. That's all we're going to do next. While we get Modog up here, he's a professional kind of kid.
01:01:24
Speaker
Get up here, MoDog. i don't know. He's probably next on the bingo board. The crann eating contest. Jesus, Brittany. Oh, yeah. We're the morbid ones because we want we're going to kill off celebrities. You guys are like, Quick's on the bingo card. MoDog's on the... These are real people that we know. Celebrities are fake. They're not even real.
01:01:45
Speaker
a y'all talk Actually, I normally am not drunk or high, so I'm about the only sober one whenever a show's done on this channel.
01:01:58
Speaker
ah Mandy, answer is... Wally also has special needs, so that's why he's like, he don't understand.
01:02:10
Speaker
Well, he's got my friends that me hang out with them. Yay. you Oh, you don't want to know, MoDog. You do not want to know.
01:02:22
Speaker
I agree. I'm traumatized. The purple cray owls.
01:02:28
Speaker
Oh, yeah, MoDog. I'm with Lazy. Yeah. She put you on the wrong bingo card. Sorry. I don't want to be on that bingo card. Nope. Nope. We're going to be doing a tribute show for MoDog. I'm sorry. i'm sorry. peace picturesla I I'm apologizing.
01:02:46
Speaker
Why are you apologizing? You're trying to off MoDog. Damn.
01:02:51
Speaker
turn damn and Yeah, you're trying to off You're trying to off MoDog, putting him on the bingo card. You're next to die, MoDog. Lick's bingo card is going to be evidence when they arrest him for murder. Okay, that's all I'm saying. No, it's not with my notebook, Blaze is in charge of burning my notebook and my bingo cards.
01:03:13
Speaker
If anything ever happens, if I die, if I get arrested, you know, this... They're going to get into the X-Team files before they get into my files. I'm just saying. Just to let you know, I'll get to your stuff before Blaze does. I'm closer.
01:03:26
Speaker
That's what you think. Blaze knows where it's at. You don't. Because I don't trust your head. Yeah. I feel like Blaze would get high and forget where you put it, though. So, like, when you're high, you come up with these spots that you think are, like, brilliant.
01:03:42
Speaker
right like i'm gonna find this hiding spot i'm gonna remember where it is glick i just save everybody the problem the happy problem keep everybody away from it i'll just dump gasoline on the on the house and just light it on fire fucking go let it go i was gonna i was gonna say wally is my longest and one of my longest and oldest friends would probably be like let it go let it go he's like i got this motherfucker now let's see who's laughing now look what i got but What do I do with it? Do I burn it or do I release it?
01:04:14
Speaker
It gets burnt to the ground. I'm going to bring it to my dad. What? What, Jersey?
01:04:26
Speaker
Well, Brittany kind of hates me, so she kind of hates everybody, Moe Dog. Yeah, that's just Brittany. Whoa. She's just mean like that. What? I'm a nice boy, Sam.
01:04:39
Speaker
Just a bitch sometimes. pretty good
01:04:44
Speaker
Oh, look at this guy. K-Mag in the building. What's up, stranger?
01:04:54
Speaker
yeah man. he's He's not hooked up yet. oh shit there we go there you go come on you think yeah no i fuck i'm i'm special ed we know this she yeah what's up man ain't seen you in fucking forever bro oh just chilling homie got my streaming going again fucking
01:05:18
Speaker
So you moved into a nice new mansion? I like the house. nice yeah Oh, yeah. yeah you know Hey, that's my baby Gran back there. Don't fuck with it, all right? For a special person, it's a nice place.
01:05:32
Speaker
oh but There's a special message for you, Brittany.
01:05:40
Speaker
Wow. That's fucking wild. That's what you get for putting him on the bingo card.
01:05:52
Speaker
were real goddamn funny earlier fucking with me and stirring the pot and and poking the bear. Now the bear's got backup. Oh, shit. Whatever, man.
01:06:06
Speaker
Moe Dog, Moe Dog. That's what you get for being a cunti. Damn. A cunti. Moe, fuck the bingo card. You need to be the panel, bro.
01:06:20
Speaker
No shit. Get up here, Moe Dog. Bunch of cuntis.
01:06:27
Speaker
yeah yeah no shit get up here mo dog bunch of con tea
01:06:35
Speaker
Okay, okay okay. I see why she answered the big one. He just accepted Damn, slores. What been up to, Glick?
01:06:50
Speaker
Man, just living life, just doing things, still doing on the shows, still just being an asshole. Being Glick. Yeah, being Glick.
01:07:02
Speaker
Being the Sasquatch douchebag glick. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. yeah yeah That part. little living um Living my best Squatch life over here. You know, doing the things. yeah but just Oh, fuck.
01:07:17
Speaker
No, fuck. He popped up on my fucking Twitch shit. And I was like, fuck, i ain't been in there in a while. I'm to hop in. Yeah, I was going to say, yeah, we were talking a couple couple few weeks ago. Yeah. kind of That was like i was a surprise. I was like, who the fuck is Preston?
01:07:32
Speaker
does he snap Oh, you cockstucker. There's another Preston that I know,
01:07:43
Speaker
and he's really weird and really creepy and i was like at first it was like How'd this son of a bitch get my Snapchat? And then when I opened, i was like, oh shit, it's K-Mag. What the fuck, man? haven't seen this guy in fucking forever. You just kind of fell off the face of the planet. i was like, hell yeah.
01:07:58
Speaker
Life. It's fucking life, brother. That's why I fell off the face of the
01:08:05
Speaker
Dude, I wish I could rhythm with the tism more often. It's funner. It's funner. It is way more funner, okay? It's a new word. Because I am. but but Because apparently bro I am. They put me on the bingo card. I want there to be a bread trail to convict him when he kills me.
01:08:29
Speaker
what What? Okay, so what kind of bingo card are we talking about oh on this is like here? go. go.
01:08:41
Speaker
Do you know how we do our angel of death our celebrity angel of death list every year? Yeah. You do this every year? oh yeah. It's every year, brother. Oh, my God. This is the that we've done it.
01:08:58
Speaker
And now they have bingo cards. Now they have bingo cards. These two over here started putting... bingo cards that they're putting everybody on because apparently they're going to start murdering people from the chat in the panel nice i like it you know and they they yelled at us for our age celebrities to die and then they then it twisted into they're to start murdering people but we're the bad guys yeah hold up hold up hold up where the fuck's jeffrey at that fucking midget Well, we'll leave one alone.
01:09:30
Speaker
He was on last year's bingo card. Oh, okay. We'll just leave it at that. Okay, that's Unfortunately, I needed the points at the end of the year, so was... Sorry, buddy. Totally understandable.
01:09:49
Speaker
yeah there's only i a There's a reason why I'm the champ and nobody else is. Oh, shut up. Shut up again. The fucking champ. This motherfucker's been the champ for the last six years. one Let me just tell you about Brittany's bingo card. She forgot where it's at and she forgot who's on it.
01:10:10
Speaker
whatpping oh yeah she boy yeah I you? All the time. And like super high. i mean i feel like you're not a blonde but you're acting like one so i' settle so all the time i am definitelylon oh are all the time hey mag and like super high that Hey, you know what? I can be super high still be on my shit, you know? I am, but it's nonsensical network, you know? That is right. Hey, this is all fucking nonsense around here.
01:10:50
Speaker
I remember back when this fucking shit show started up.
01:10:57
Speaker
um First time I ever met. guy oldest Wow. Oh yeah. I've been a friend of Glick since before the show.
01:11:09
Speaker
So. I was going to say. The first time i ever met Glick. It was. What the fuck? Oh that cocksucker. I can still hear you. I got you. Oh okay.
01:11:25
Speaker
What the fuck were we doing? It was a your TikTok, I think, wasn't it? and then It was on Periscope. Well, no, I knew him whenever he was doing all this TikTok shit. I fucking stumbled across his live one night and then fucking were listening to music and I was like, fuck it, here's a list of Fuck it, won't hear it next time.
01:11:54
Speaker
oh my god yeah I got a one better. I met Glick through are one of his old girlfriends and she got rid of a girlfriend by Kat Ming. shit.
01:12:05
Speaker
Hey, Glick. What is it? Almost 30 years? Friends?
01:12:10
Speaker
i got hey click i was like what is it but is it twenty almost thirty years friends I got you all beat. Damn near. I don't care. i'm sad about it. Father time. Settle it down, father time.
01:12:29
Speaker
Somebody's got a lot of background noise. Who's got the background noise? how is I think it's Mandy. oh man Is it me? I know. I'll turn it down. me off There, I'm turning you down.
01:12:42
Speaker
There we go. I'm glad you're here. I love you. It has been 30 years because I was 12, 13 when I moved out to East Cox. it has been thirty years because i was twelve thirteen one night when i moved up to to eat to east cox When you got touched in a program? He was 12 and about an inch shorter.
01:13:01
Speaker
Cox? No. Wally and I, wallie and i that the school we went to is East Knox. And our rival schools used to be East Knox Bulldogs. And the rival schools, they would call us East Cox Bulldogs.
01:13:15
Speaker
Well, because they had the biggest fucking dickhead on their team. It's Glick, obviously. like to give it as a compliment.
01:13:27
Speaker
Jedi. That's it, calling. Look at Jersey and Sarge or what, I'm at it in the chat. Point did.
01:13:42
Speaker
but je dig ah get Get down there. my see let's go Where'd you go, buddy?
01:13:53
Speaker
clickck how long does the ah how long do you do that saturday night show now ah ah Typically six hours tonight might be a little bit shorter, but we'll see what happens.
01:14:06
Speaker
Don't be a bitch. Well, I can drive for four hours tomorrow. It's quick. Oh, I remember when my pussy hurt, too. Yeah, it was after I found that bitch. You know what? Like we've talked before, my guy, Tic Tacs hurt at 90 mile an hour. Okay, I'll give you that. I tried to warn you. Hey, know what? And not to mention, you're kind of a fat ass. So, you know, the weight driving at home, kind of fuck with it. All right.
01:14:38
Speaker
I tried to warn you and you didn't want to listen. I never listen. God damn. Brittany's up there fucking dying. I'm trying to hold it in, dude. I'm trying.
01:14:53
Speaker
Nah, fucking. Me and fucking Blake used to go back and forth all the fucking time. It was a good time. and shit on Yeah, This channel, 1953 radio program in the background. That's Mandy.
01:15:08
Speaker
Yeah. Look at how old people are. They don't know what's going on.
01:15:15
Speaker
That's what's wrong with Glick. He never knows what's going on. It's called early onset dementia, bitch. so Yeah, Amanda, you gotta turn that down a little bit more. I'm trying to figure out to like... Hang on a second. I think that's actually my thing.
01:15:34
Speaker
You need a man bun. I might need in a man bun. I need a man bun. Yeah. I said fuck it, dude. I said fuck it.
01:15:45
Speaker
I just started fucking growing my hair and beard out. I don't give a fuck anymore. Fuck people. people so You're single again, aren't you? I've been single for how long?
01:15:57
Speaker
I met you single, and I'm still single, you dumb cunt.
01:16:04
Speaker
That's the problem. You know, just single and gave up. yeah Exactly. Hey, hey. Be time divorce reigning champion right here, all right? Oh, we're so goofy. We ran my husband out the room.
01:16:22
Speaker
ah ah Sorry, husband. He said, I'm going to go play my video games. Okay. ah folks
01:16:31
Speaker
What you do is just take a Bluetooth speaker and put it in. You sound like a fucking robot. Take the dick out of your mouth. Robot dicks are the best.
01:16:43
Speaker
Yeah. yeah but So every woman has told me, all right? Poor thing. I'm in Glick's boat, all right?
01:16:56
Speaker
I got two inches, but at 90 miles an hour, I'll freshen your breath and knock out a fucking tooth at the same time, all right? Jedi tickle Brit's butthole. Whoa! Wow. Jedi. Wow. Jedi tickles the pickle.
01:17:11
Speaker
Wow. You can just reach up, Jedi. You can just reach up, Jedi. and you yeah He's not interested in going to Brown Town. Yeah, he is. Look at him. Damn it, MoDog.
01:17:25
Speaker
You fucking baited me into that. Johnny Bong. Johnny Bong. What's happening, man? Johnny. Hey, Johnny. johnny bong what's happening and yeah johnny i jump in just got double-steamed. What happened?
01:17:42
Speaker
so yeah i just got double yeah oh what happened but smoke your finger that Not smell your guess what I ate last night? A cock meat sandwich.
01:17:52
Speaker
Flamin' Hot Cheetos? No, she ate cock meat sandwich. can you guess she was
01:18:03
Speaker
that's ja laman hot cheetos no she ate a kind meat sandwich i already know ah I can't believe you're single now I'm the guy that would say some of the dumbest shit ah that one He really is and I really am I don't there's no fucking shit right here and Trying to figure out who you look like Hey Glick at least with with Preston
01:18:36
Speaker
We don't get the stories and the lies all in one. At least he's straight and honest. Unlike somebody we know. Hey, i do i don't know I've been that way ever since Glick's known me, brother.
01:18:49
Speaker
That's the only way to be, man. That's the only way to be, bud. Johnny Bong, how you been, man? Oh,
01:18:57
Speaker
who's that one on wrong how you been man oh Just another day in a fucked up paradise. like I like that assessment. Hey, been living that nightmare of someone else's dream for so long.
01:19:13
Speaker
Shit. I live a nightmare someone else's dream too. Don't worry. Damn it, MoDogs. It's fucking easier to haunt people than to find peace myself. Wait, what?
01:19:28
Speaker
Did you say hulk people? There you go, Jedi. Oh, haunt. okay. I was like, this motherfucker's over here hulping people. I mean, I respect it, but damn.
01:19:41
Speaker
ah Now I'm curious see which direction that would have taken. just to get their people With me, it would have taken a really dark, perverted, twisted turn. I guarantee you that, buddy. We would have went down a rabbit hole I don't know if anyone would have been ready for.
01:20:01
Speaker
ah thank you so I wasn't ready, then all the downfall to us to begin with.
Viewer Count and Show Growth
01:20:10
Speaker
What happened? What's happening? what census Johnny Bones. fucking good to say you're You're fine, Brittany. How many viewers are you up to now, brother? How many viewers?
01:20:28
Speaker
but you are Viewers or viewers? Viewers. What do you mean? like How many followers do we have? Motherfucker, how many people watch Nonsensical Nonsense, you dumb cunt?
01:20:40
Speaker
I don't know a bunch. where We're averaging about 100 views a show. OK, OK. There you go. not no That's what I was asking. It's gone up more. too I thought you were asking like right now. i was like, oh, fucking no. it's like five, four, one. i don't know. i just be No, no, no.
01:21:00
Speaker
yeah No, it's because i you know me, brother. I'm always down for your success and shit like that. So I'm just curious. i You know, back when it all first started, I remember when it was just like four or five or six of us.
01:21:14
Speaker
but bea Yeah, yeah. it's It's actually Sarge Modog. It's a, it's a, yeah. Oh, don't be a Yeah, we had a troll in here before. I wish they would come back. I think it was one of Brittany's exes that was mad because she's on the show and that's so the only reason.
01:21:35
Speaker
That guy was really trying to troll us and called us stupid and he was like the definition of stupid. You think I would date somebody that dumb? Well, you want me to answer that honestly or what? Okay, I got it.
01:21:49
Speaker
so times I got more question here. What's your question here?
Blaze's Show Involvement and Glick's Nights
01:21:54
Speaker
What's question is? did did Did Blaze get fucking off too, or? No, Blaze is dead. Blaze just, he's not, he's not, I think he's actually camping and tonight.
01:22:04
Speaker
Oh, gotcha. He doesn't do a lot of the Saturday night shows right now. He's, he's, he does his, he actually has a show on Friday. He does Friday.
01:22:15
Speaker
um We do Wednesdays together, which was supposed to be like Wild Card Wednesday. You know you never know who's going to guest host. You never know or you never know who's going to host. You never know what the topic's going to be, and it's just kind of turned into a Glick and Blaze night where we just do whatever the fuck we want.
01:22:32
Speaker
Cool. Blaze is still here. Wally's new. Brittany's here. Brittany's a part of the network with us. she she She's usually here every Saturday night, and she comes up on Wednesdays as well. um Unfortunately. to me jeff jeff Jeff unfortunately lost his mind. I'm the cause of that motherfucking shit.
01:22:53
Speaker
Jeff pulled a Jerevici, man. He ragequitted and walked in front of a bus. oh Literally rage quitted by the way Jedi he quitted Do you guys have a clip of him rage quitting?
01:23:09
Speaker
du it It was that were we still live when he dipped Yes, yeah, he could see if you actually played that yeah, he literally we were we were't we were like 10 minutes from wrapping the show up and he's like I'm done and that was the end of it he pulled himself from everything yeah I remember parts of it. Fair enough.
Honest Discussions with Guests
01:23:31
Speaker
i I didn't want to out him. I didn't want to out him, MoDog. But, you know, I mean.
01:23:36
Speaker
Hey, MoDog did it. He called him out. I'm always honest with our with our chat. You know, I'm always honest with our guest. You know, that's that's what he's doing. But you know what? He's happy. and and And that's what gives him peace and happiness in this world. So leave him alone and don't judge him.
01:23:52
Speaker
We do not kink shame on the nonsensical network. We will nerd shame. everybody motherfu whom What we do know is that he's definitely hi He is definitely hot.
01:24:05
Speaker
We know that. all yeah yes There's no way Jeff is high because that short motherfucker couldn't get high enough to be high. Oh, no. Not Jeff. Not Jeff. No, no, no, no, no. We're talking about Blaze now. Oh, Blaze? Yeah. Blaze is always fucking high.
01:24:22
Speaker
It's like 50-50 chance he's tripping, too. There's good possibility. I watch all of fucking Snapchat shit that he posts, so... Yeah, yeah keeping I keep in contact with him and you, you know, outside of this.
01:24:37
Speaker
I get some shrooms with Blaze one time. It was dope. Oh, dude, fuck it. Me and Blaze will get on some shit occasionally, and we'll just start talking about random shit and have everyone question it life.
01:24:52
Speaker
Oh, yeah. He does that. i just Cash, if you want to put something on you can, bud. Do what? Put something on TV, you can. yeah no we yeah We don't kink shame here. We don't kink shame
New Member, Wally, and Group Dynamics
01:25:05
Speaker
here.
01:25:05
Speaker
We must have got another new guy on the network that does the show with Blaze on Friday nights, Michael. Well, Wally's new as well. Wally's new as well. Wally does a... You said Wally was new like five times.
01:25:19
Speaker
I got Wally's new. Wally's new. Hey, Wally. I'm glad you're new, brother. i I'm so glad you said something, dude. I'm so glad.
01:25:34
Speaker
Wally used to be a part of the network, but she's on my bingo card, so... She ain't going nowhere. She won't. She's like, I can't get rid of her. She's like an STD. I can't get rid of her. but yeah she's like the crab you She's like the crabs you can't shave away.
01:25:51
Speaker
And now she's friends with my girlfriend. Hey, you know what? You know how you get rid of crap, right? You shave one side of your pubes, set the other side on fire, and stab them when they jump across with an ice pick.
01:26:07
Speaker
Hmm. Bingo card. Bingo. makes sense Hey, put me on that fucking bingo card, motherfucker. Save that for later. Thank you. That's actually really good information to know.
01:26:21
Speaker
yeah we know we don' Yeah, we don't kink shame on the nonsensical network. But yeah, no so um but yeah Michael does the show with Blaze. And then he pops in on Saturday nights. And he pops in on Wednesday nights.
01:26:35
Speaker
Motherfucker, are you drinking? Because you've repeated yourself about 37 times now. I was trying to finish my thought. God damn. um Also. I'm so i glad he's here tonight.
01:26:48
Speaker
Oh my God. I don't have to be the one to start shit. This is. um first all I'll start all this shit 100% of the time. I don't want his dumbass ask if I was drinking like it's his first time ever here. you but Are you drinking?
01:27:03
Speaker
No, I don't drink. I'm drinking water. ah Yeah, yeah, and literally, that's all Glick can drink because he's a bitch. Anyway, moving on. I can take a break from giving all this shit. Your mom says hi, by the way. Dude, my mom's a whore from back in the day. We know this. She's a scorer. Hey, she would have came to your house for free, but you offered to pay her $100, you dumb whore. That's because I knew you needed new tennis shoes.
01:27:33
Speaker
ah I don't need any money. I was trying to look out for you. was trying to be a good stepdaddy. I was trying to look out for you. Oh, thanks, daddy. I appreciate it.
Podcast Ranking and State Comparisons
01:27:47
Speaker
No, but however, one of the cool things that has happened recently, oh there's a... um is your Your dick got bigger? God, I wish. yeah I wish to.
01:27:57
Speaker
If it did, you know I would have messaged you and told you, bro, you got to try it. Yeah, right. I know. mean Fair. That's fair. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. No, there's a website podcast that ranks podcasts per states and stuff like that.
01:28:16
Speaker
And we wound up in the top five of all of Ohio podcasts. You want to know why? Because there was only three runners up, motherfucker. No, actually, out of top 100 podcasts Ohio, we were number five. Right now, we're currently sitting at number seven.
01:28:30
Speaker
But most of the are Ohio State Buckeye related. podcast in ohio we were number five right now we're currently sitting at number seven but most of the podcast are ohio state book i really Fuck Buckeyes.
01:28:44
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. But in Ohio, the Buckeyes are like God. you know like They forget that there's actual professional sports in Ohio. Buckeye fans are retarded. Just like ah smile and nod.
01:28:56
Speaker
There's a world outside Ohio. I mean, I'm gonna just give you that one and move on with that conversation because fuck Ohio. Fuck I haven't even been there, but from what I've heard... It's like... So Ohio is like the STD of America, all right?
01:29:21
Speaker
I thought that was... No, that's what doing. Are you watching Savannah Bananas? That's well okay' Florida. You know it's Florida. Hey, yeah there's
Brittany's Paranoia and Group Laughter
01:29:30
Speaker
multiple. Hey, Dick Cheese, there's multiple STDs.
01:29:34
Speaker
Y'all are like the fucking gonorrhea. Florida is like the fucking goddamn HIV. And California, Dave. good And Texas is syphilis.
01:29:48
Speaker
Texas is fucking retarded. And Pennsylvania is herpes. Pennsylvania like crabs that you just can't get rid of. I'm from here, so.
01:29:59
Speaker
That's Maryland. I'm from North Dakota. We're the fucking asshole of the fucking country, so congratulations. You're drinking both. I mean, some people like assholes. so Nobody likes gonorrhea or syphilis. You know what? Penicillin cures both.
01:30:16
Speaker
Some people are alert to that shit. He knows this from first-hand experience. be Personal. They're alerting to penicillin. That's why it happened.
01:30:27
Speaker
Yeah, if they would have just put penicillin, they would been all right. They had case of the dumb syndrome and fucking here we go. Well, you're gone. It's understandable. What up, dude? they they had a case of the dumb bitch syndrome and fucking here born with time well you man but updates understandable what up dude
01:30:54
Speaker
Brittany, that's Wally's screen, not yours. There's nobody behind
01:31:00
Speaker
you. Brittany, I promise you, you're fine. She came to your son and she was like, that's my boy. Brittany, I'm going to need you to put down bong for a minute. Okay, come back to reality. All right, with us all. Get him off the short bus and he'll be okay.
01:31:19
Speaker
Brother, these snozzberries taste like snozzberries. She was legit scared for a second. I see We got her snorting, boys. We got her snorting. Keep it going. Keep going. Snorting cocks. Snorting cocks.
01:31:42
Speaker
Snorting traps. Snorting old cocks. You switched to AEW for the baseball game?
01:31:52
Speaker
so Johnny Bongs, what's new with you, buddy? was literally about to say the same thing. Johnny Bongs has got his sweet-ass military jacket on, man. He's looking for your finest dress blues or black. And that motherfucker's got the most badass mustache. His beard looks all white trashy, but he's got a badass mustache, so I give him that. This I'm still working on. I can understand that. This is still a work of progress.
01:32:17
Speaker
He's getting a peach fuzz coming in. ain't no good. yeah Oh, no. Dude, I used to have my beard done to here. I passed it all off. What is wrong with you? Are you American?
01:32:27
Speaker
Are you a
Johnny Bongs' Facial Hair and Wally's Quiet Presence
01:32:28
Speaker
man? because he He changed his beard off for that sweet fucking stash, bro. I am. Dude, listen. You can have the most badass fucking stash known to man, but if you ain't got a beard to back it up,
01:32:43
Speaker
Well, I got more of the sideburn thing going on. I used to have this going on, but there were bald spots in it, so I didn't really want that. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Wolverine called? He wants his fucking burns back, bro.
01:32:55
Speaker
I can't. I'm keeping you cluckers, yeah.
01:33:00
Speaker
Johnny. Johnny Bongs, if you get some sweet-ass mutton chops to go with that mustache. Oh, dude. You would look like the pedophile everyone would want to know. but i watch out brandy might come off the short bus and actually be normal but yes
01:33:22
Speaker
um Until you see me over here on PS5, we're in the fucking gamer headset. Still nothing but love, Brett. Hey, you know what? Because I spend 99% of my time when I'm not at work on my computer playing video games, brother. You understand, dang shit.
01:33:44
Speaker
I was going to say, Wally looks just looks like he's fucking lost up there. Always. I swear I'm always late because I'm just late. but that's All day long, man. happy to stay with just He was just there. He was like, I'm just here. yeah just everybody I'm just a body, man. That's all I am. I'm just here.
01:34:07
Speaker
I'm villain. there that and I'd be talking i would be talking. We'd be hanging out and I'd be talking to He said a blank stare on his face. and I'm like, he's not even fucking here right now. He's staring through you.
01:34:19
Speaker
Hey, the hamsters are running. The lights just aren't coming on, okay? I feel one Hey, Johnny Bonds.
01:34:30
Speaker
you go give me should and Are you working on any new artwork? yeah I love how we're doing the fucking wave with our arms up here.
01:34:42
Speaker
You'll figure out why. You'll figure out why really soon. I'm still working on it.
01:34:49
Speaker
Oh, hell yeah. yeah You got get it done. Yeah, don't be sorry. Get biking shit done for Glick. That would be a work in progress.
01:34:59
Speaker
There we go. Hey, Johnny. Wipe your camera off, dude. You're kind of smudged up. You've been smoking too longs in front of you. You a little smooch on you. There you go, buddy.
01:35:11
Speaker
There's that fucking pedo stash. I like it. I like it. All right.
01:35:19
Speaker
That yeah that is not a pedal stash. That is a tie you to the railroad stash. That is a fucking dapper ass. Thank you, Jedi. It is dapper. It is dapper. Holy shit, dude. It is storming.
01:35:34
Speaker
He talks shit on Johnny Bum. We don't want that doing. I will talk shit on everyone here. Johnny watches. She's coming through the camera after you, buddy.
01:35:47
Speaker
Look out. My short bus is coming. You need to give that frog little lessons on how to troll properly because you're killing it. Yeah, for real. He rubbed off on me and I was like, hold on. i'm shit wrong I just want to say, though, old default over here, he looks like the fucking 12-year-old version of fucking Hitler.
01:36:05
Speaker
oh shit. What did you say? happens sometimes.
01:36:12
Speaker
No.
01:36:14
Speaker
I mean, you got a baby face, so I will give you that. No, he has a default face. Don't grow into myself. He doesn't know the law. We still love you, Lazy.
01:36:26
Speaker
We still love you, though. like but i appreciate that, yeah the shit come on I'm not saying I don't love the guy. I'm just saying he looks like a 12 year old.
01:36:38
Speaker
See, this is why Johnny and him can't be in the same room. This is wrong. Oh yeah, man. They get everything stirred up. Oh God.
01:36:49
Speaker
You're wrong. That was funny. I knew Jedi first before anybody here. Yep. Me and Bong's been hanging out for a minute. ah yeah that come in Hey, no preston lazy Stockholm
Host Ages and Brutal Honesty
01:37:04
Speaker
syndrome. Run away while you still can. Oh,
01:37:11
Speaker
oh oh damn. That's good. shit
01:37:18
Speaker
oh I think I'm like twice Johnny Bong's age. Probably. I'm going to be 40 next week. i'm gonna be forty next week Holy shit, yeah. ah Fucking babies.
01:37:32
Speaker
Little lesson choice my age. Hey, father time. Settle it down.
01:37:39
Speaker
You're only eight years older than me. How old are you, Wally? 43. turned 43 the 20th of this month. God, you gray bush looking motherfucker. Yeah. Preston. Besides the hamsters, man, turning no lights on, buddy. I feel you. I you. I'm 36 and the hamsters died a long time ago. Oh, shit. Yours died on you. gotcha. Oh, for sure. How old do you think I am, Preston? Nobody cares. You already did that. You're a slut.
01:38:20
Speaker
You're a freaking slur. oh oh shit. I guess. Was I right? Yes.
01:38:33
Speaker
yeah yeah Oh, shit. Hey, I'm not the brutally honest guy here, okay? Oh, damn. I don't charge for no longer. Also, I haven't gotten anybody to get my age right like for the longest time. I feel you. feel you, Mojo. He said you're only eight years younger than me, so you're clearly 32. I know if he was listening. He seems kind of dumb.
01:39:02
Speaker
Well, I said 31, so apparently I'm wrong. um am But she said I was right. wait So you're 31? I am 31. He's definitely dumb, though.
01:39:13
Speaker
He is definitely dumb. I am. I am fucking mildly retorted and definitely have system. He's homie with extra chromies. I don't know if mildly is the right word. here but he's he's he's He's my homie with extra chromies.
01:39:27
Speaker
You damn. Now he's coming from me, a dumb cunt. oh yeah you got the blinds on default you left the blinds with the roof i ain't doing it you gotta to keep on with the list you've been killing it tonight i'm britney we're a team okay i got this we got this that's what re you guys gonna up that fucking goddamn blanket when you're fucking so hard or what because you two couldn't text me nothing in this ring
01:40:01
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you like a man what's that english you can leave it yeah just leave em ah Leave it open just open. it Yeah, there you go Well, just leave it over what was thatarge And that was what the cum stain blanket with the star. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was the cum stain blanket Sarge.
01:40:18
Speaker
Homies with the extra cromies. I'm stealing that, Sarge. I got to use that one somewhere. He really just said it. He just hashtagged it.
01:40:28
Speaker
And Wally is sitting there staring at it now like, is that really Thumbstains? Sorry. I'll give you the credit then. I'm going to it out Don't know what
Bingo Card Legality and Drinking Humor
01:40:39
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it is. Hashtag scares me though.
01:40:42
Speaker
That's that's what i say what I say at work when I walk into one of the stores because where I work at, they hire a lot of people with mental disabilities. And I'm like, God damn, there's a lot of extra chromosomes up in this bitch. That's why they hired you, brother. Yeah, you're the maintenance man.
01:40:59
Speaker
We have some guys that are are like old men that are on parole and shit that come in. Like they're doing acid. I'm pretty sure you're in sweat shop or a prison camp.
01:41:10
Speaker
work camp youan or a prison work camp i don't know what's going on it's pretty much a sweatshop what's going on there is definitely not legal in any way shape or form it's pennsylvania just like your bingo card that's legal bingo cards legal blazy what are you talking about the bingo card
01:41:35
Speaker
I disagree with you. You just made the list. heart is legal chi I'm on the list twice now, I think. Jesus Christ, I'm really fucked. I'm fucked. The bingo card is legal. It's the activities that lead up to the bingo card. That's the blueprint. The bingo card is just the blueprint.
01:42:00
Speaker
That's the truth. You are right. I have all the extra coming. Shut up, MoDog, bitch. I'm keeping all the proper cranks to myself.
01:42:14
Speaker
No more for you, MoDog. I more alcohol to deal with y'all. We're on a rant.
01:42:24
Speaker
Oh, yeah, these guys are cool. I have more alcohol to do with y'all. I'm stupid. theyre like and They're like an 80s. You said it, not us, Brittany. Hologram. What did Brittany say? Because now I'm confused.
01:42:38
Speaker
She said she was stupid, so she admitted it finally. oh ah You know what? I mean, the first step is admitting, okay? Chill, bro. Oh. yeah bro
01:42:52
Speaker
lonely The first step to any problem is admitting you have a problem. It's okay. We get it. My biggest problem on the midst of going Glick.
01:43:05
Speaker
that's That's the biggest problem right there, brother. ah just oh Oh, fuck. I said I need some more alcohol to deal with y'all.
01:43:18
Speaker
There ain't enough in this world to deal with this crew. No, there's not. I'm learning that. I'm becoming an alcoholic because of you fucks. but Wait, you're just now becoming an alcoholic? What's wrong with you? I was already one. That's why I finished the litter. literally.
01:43:36
Speaker
Maybe that's what... Brittany, you're officially welcome to the group now. Everybody else was already an alcoholic. we We were already all on the same plane and Brittany's finally catching up.
01:43:48
Speaker
you I'm just in denial. That's all. you just guys make me feel good about it you know what's wrong with drinking first off i'm confused by your tactics young lady what is a liver my liver will one hey you know what i woke up more mornings with my liver in the kitchen sink with the tap water running over it going what the fuck did you do to me than i have with it in my own body 90 of the time okay i'm just throwing that out there later zepheus
01:44:18
Speaker
my labels no way we here at guantana if yeah yeah Glick looks like he's got a cock in his mouth and sounds like a robot again. That's
Technical Difficulties and Safety Glasses Jokes
01:44:31
Speaker
normal. god We know. He's just over there sucking on screwdrivers.
01:44:36
Speaker
Yeah, he is. No!
01:44:40
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. motion That's the only motion his hands actually know how to do, believe it or not, y'all.
01:44:52
Speaker
Why does it feel something to me? The only downfall, man, is is he doesn't get paid for doing that because he's got it down so good. yeah I know. I know. it He doesn't.
01:45:03
Speaker
thats Just on you, bitches. yeah Hey, fix your fucking mic, dipshit. Yeah, for real. You sound like an idiot. Fix your mic. like You sound like Britney.
01:45:18
Speaker
Wow. Nice safety glasses, Brittany. I'm glad you put on your safety glasses. Hold on. Those are the bukkake glasses. That's what those are. We already know.
01:45:31
Speaker
doesn't want to get anything in the eye. I like when it shoots in my eye.
01:45:44
Speaker
better than eye drops.
01:45:51
Speaker
What you doing, Glick? Watching midget porn again as usual? Especially the gay kind? Midget amputee. Midget amputee. Midget amputee gangbangs. He's watching the nugget porn. ye Chicken nugget porn. that was was I'm looking at my... my ah He's trying to find his chick is what he's trying to say. And checking my internet settings. It's storming out here. are you not Are you not getting any storms out there, Wally?
01:46:16
Speaker
It's just now moving in. It's starting to thunder and lightning here. so I was going to say, last night over here, dude, it was fucking horrible. We were about a quarter mile away. like yeah We hit a tornado warning and then about a quarter mile away, there was actually a tornado from my house. It was wild. damn yeah it was It was definitely a little breezy in my neck of the woods.
01:46:41
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Yeah. bulletproof
01:46:45
Speaker
I was just watching it roll by, hoping it would have hit my fucking place of work because fuck that place. Jesus Christ. Didn't happen, though. So Monday, I got to go back to work, unfortunately. Damn. yeah Unfortunately, that sucks when i shit we don't get our wishes.
01:47:02
Speaker
ah Right? Bullshit, man. Instead of getting our wishes, we get punished. We got to go back. Exactly. Fuck.
01:47:13
Speaker
box
01:47:17
Speaker
It was like, come on, you can do it. You can do it. But instead it took out one of my favorite bars and I'm like, you mother. Dude. good Okay. So this reminds me like a kind of, it hits you in one, one of your feel good, but didn't hit you where you actually would really
Factory Job and Divine Retribution Humor
01:47:32
Speaker
feel good. Exactly. Oh, that is exactly right, buddy.
01:47:40
Speaker
What but are you trying to figure out? Brittany? I'm just trying to talk. what saying A couple of weeks ago, the power went out altogether, all in my whole city.
01:47:56
Speaker
And I was really, my job is right behind my house. I was hoping that it would be out there. So I didn't have to go to work. But of course they have the biggest generators and shit Yeah, you gotta love that when they they do that kind of shit where they save your job instead of letting you actually enjoy yourself after you slave drive.
01:48:17
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. Because my job is so fucking shitty. What do you What do you do? I don't know you. That's right. um I work in a factory making metal like husky drawers and shit for our Home Depot and Costco and...
01:48:36
Speaker
Right on. Right on. Right on. Right on. Hey, another one. Straight up from like sheet metal, punch roll. There she is. She's back. All throughout the whole shit. Nope. She's gone again. Glick. Was that Mandy?
01:48:50
Speaker
No, it's Glick. No, Glick. It's Glick. I got it after I set it up. but
01:49:02
Speaker
She's still a vagina though. What up, Chris Technician? But I also do ah construction and painting and pressure washing. Fuck yeah. Hell yeah, there you go.
01:49:15
Speaker
Hey, I'm fucking oil and gas industry all day long. Fucking for the last i good playing almost 15 years. I've been car parts, so there you go. I make car parts for the American man.
01:49:31
Speaker
You gonna give me a discount, Wally? Yeah. You're not that innocent. Settle it down. No, not yet. You got to get off the short bus first.
01:49:43
Speaker
I've been jumping off the short bus for at least a month. A man was smited by God, Brittany, because of you. You are not innocent. A man was smited by God because of you. You are not innocent.
01:49:58
Speaker
Who smited who? He was shot lightning, Brittany. Fucking Thor smited somebody because Brittany was like, I'm so innocent. MoDog's got it down.
01:50:09
Speaker
He's got the perfect job. hes We all need to do this. motherfucker. If you're a server, sign me if you've got game right there neil Yeah, dollar dollar bills, you all.
01:50:25
Speaker
You all. going to be a thing now. You all. You all. Johnny's bringing out the big bowl of food. Look out, guys. He's going to share with the network.
01:50:36
Speaker
Hey, what's up, man? What's man? but say um ah but anybody have any ad person I fucking bottle. I got Motrin.
01:50:48
Speaker
fucking fourteen hours from wherever you to my house to get it but i got some where that's what's up thanks for looking up i got i got a whole fucking bottle got moering up je were you split me
01:51:06
Speaker
um I'm
Controversial Cat Joke and Positive Reinforcement
01:51:09
Speaker
all about that shit. Sorry. Johnny, how dare you. johnny Johnny went for the kitty cat. That's what Johnny went for.
01:51:17
Speaker
went down the street and ripped off the Asian family of their dinner. Fuck yeah. You're like out for everyone's jugular tonight. huh ah Fucking MoDogs got it, man. All you had to do was go around the corner and right there...
01:51:35
Speaker
You can go get dinner all the time. if you win That's a truth. I get so like protective over you guys when people talk shit about you. Except for Glick.
01:51:50
Speaker
um fuckli um Why? I'm like, don't fucking talk shit about my dudes, man. One second. what's Even though we talk shit about you, Brittany.
01:52:04
Speaker
I just met you. You're pushing the line, dude. You're pushing the line. You're almost on Glick's level. Sweet. He's my brother. you not Oh, shit. I got to hurry up and get on Glick's level then.
01:52:18
Speaker
No shit. I'm going keep going. place You bitches could never get on my level. Motherfucker, I've been on your level for the last four years. Go fuck yourself. you go You're a delusional asshole, and I just let you think that you're on my level.
01:52:34
Speaker
Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, that's exactly what it is. I'm like, you just came back. You are, buddy. You're amazing. You are awesome.
01:52:48
Speaker
Hey, dumbass. I don't think of that one. Positive reinforcement, okay? I'm not Jarvis. Jarvis. Jarvis. jey Smile, man.
01:53:00
Speaker
what's up? What's up? I'm looking at something out. Mr. Mario, I need a tomorrow sub. Yeah, no, fuck you, you cunt. I positively reinforced his ass in front of a bus. So...
01:53:17
Speaker
You look like fucking Jeffrey Dahmer. Shut the fuck up. Who? Who? Who? Yeah, who? The one wearing glasses?
01:53:30
Speaker
Oh, me? Hey, you know what? I'll eat your heart later. It's okay. You're gonna make it count. Oh, it'll count.
01:53:40
Speaker
Trust me. The scary thing is, I used to be growing up. Had the same hairstyle, facial features, and all that stuff. Jersey, I'm assuming you're in Jersey.
01:53:51
Speaker
You might be pretty close. Or what's that other serial killer? do what Which other serial killer? Hold on, hold on. Which one of us could be a serial killer is the main question.
01:54:06
Speaker
You, dude. Kill me. or I mean, you got Wally who goes spaceless 90% of the time. You got the 12-year-old lazy guy down here. And you got the fucking pedophile on the fucking other side that, you know.
01:54:20
Speaker
Wait, I'm losing track of who you're talking about. I understand what you were saying about him. It's fucked up. All the bobs that Kellogg's. Well, Wally goes spaceless. So, I mean, he could be contemplating someone's murder, right?
01:54:35
Speaker
Lazy looks like a 12-year-old. Lazy's default character. Yeah, he he is he he is the Timmy of the group. I understand.
01:54:46
Speaker
oh but do you when you have a character when you're trying before like on gta or something like that it's the character before you decorate them yeah yeah it's it's it's it doesn't mean they're 12 especially nintendo we back in the day oh yes we have the we sport shit that's what i was saying Oh, yeah, I'm the one that came up with
Dark Humor: Mystery Meat and Human Flesh
01:55:08
Speaker
it once. but And then you got Johnny Bong over here.
01:55:12
Speaker
You were. were. Damn it, Randy. Damn it. Okay, okay. He's eating ramen noodle, but he got it from an Asian family, and there could be human parts in there. So who do we really know is a serial killer? There might be mystery meat.
01:55:25
Speaker
Yeah, so who do we know is really the serial killer? We'll just keep you guessing. How's that sound? Yeah, yeah. That part. You'll figure it out. Picture a beast and tastes like chicken. and Everything tastes like chicken if you deep fry like chicken, I think.
01:55:49
Speaker
Squirrels taste like chicken. Frog legs taste like chicken. Anything deep fried. Anything fried. Tastes like chicken. But if you deep fry them in peanut oil, it's a different fucking ballgame. Have you ever had deep fried chicken?
01:56:06
Speaker
it's a different fucking ball game i've ever had youra Groundhog critters? Humans taste like pig. ah Actually, actually if you do it right, humans taste like good barrakoa. What the Glick?
01:56:23
Speaker
fire but je just allow you but So, ah my I think Brittany's a serial killer because she loves barbacoa and I just said, you know, humans taste like that and she's like, love barbacoa. Is there something you're not telling us, Brittany?
01:56:46
Speaker
Brittany! Jenna, what are you trying to show? I tell y'all bitches everything. Oh, a picture of Johnny Bongs or his dad. Oh, okay.
01:57:00
Speaker
god talking bad
01:57:05
Speaker
You know? I always do very always give Johnny a little shit. I'm like, you got you guys you got your Fidel Castro look going on. I like it though, Johnny. Mo dog. Mo dog. Thank you. If I had a basement, there would probably be some bodies in that bitch, but I don't have a basement. There ain't no bodies in that motherfucker.
01:57:22
Speaker
They're all hanging in my closet. Holy shit. All because Zampia said you're a square. That's why, Glick. That's all that matters. You're a square. Wally, valid point.
01:57:33
Speaker
I appreciate you. Thank you for correcting my hair and changing my ways. I love being the weird guy in the group, though. That that excites me when people think I'm the serial killer in the group. But when the entire group is weird and you're the weird guy in the weird group, that's not it.
01:57:53
Speaker
i would be doing i lu back You're very extra, bro. You're very extra. I will say, I'm the weird one. You're just the, like... Brittany, you've been replaced replaced as the weird... You aren't the weird one no more. It's Preston. Goddamn, Wally. Words are hard, brother.
01:58:15
Speaker
Yes, are. I'm part of the network. What do you think? Look, we're why we give back to the community. We only... Thank you. gra kind is deliciousra What am I then? i'm just I'm just the bitch.
01:58:32
Speaker
You're Brittany, bitch.
01:58:35
Speaker
Do it. You won't. I think i what? You won't. no dog I really want to say you're from Missouri. I do. Fuck yeah, it is.
01:58:46
Speaker
fuck yeah
01:58:50
Speaker
Tell me I won't. You're right. That is scary. It must speak volumes. cool yeah
01:59:01
Speaker
It's Brittany, bitch. Now you know. Easy, Brittany. One T. Fair enough. I'm just kidding. Nice to meet you. She's Brittany to any...
01:59:14
Speaker
i'm just ki nice to meet you she's not grit to to any She's not Britanny. She's Brit-y-ny. As Frog would say. Brit-y. Brit-y. Brit-y. all
01:59:27
Speaker
she breath t me as as false spro would say pat who rare me britney brett yeah me i yeah and on me that you got a tat yeah Yeah, we I mean, ah my ex-wife's name was Brittany too. Yes, it goes on. Yeah, she's Brittany too because I'm number one. When are going to get your other tattoo on your other leg that says knee slapper?
01:59:59
Speaker
Probably not next week, but the week after. She's really going to get it. You'd have to. You got to get it. Okay. You're going get below your knee. She's going to put it below her knee. I'm going to get it below knee.
02:00:11
Speaker
Slap her right there. libraryer right there Yep, makes sense. Makes sense. I like it. It's so stupid. I fucking love it. That was the most disappointed dad thing I've ever heard you say. Makes sense. Unless she's already got one. Unless she's already got one.
02:00:32
Speaker
But she needs a tramp stamp that says Boner Mirage with an arrow pointing down. How do you know I don't already have that? That's what I was saying. Unless you already have it you need it. Oh, shit.
02:00:45
Speaker
Oh, my God. Wow, my dog i didn yeah And then I have Semen's Cemetery right here on my belly. Nice.
02:00:58
Speaker
Sarge, you spend a lot of time in basements, bro. Yeah, he does. Well, i mean. Wait. my wait what is it saying i'm here haven't been checking one brain sergeant one break unfortunately this entire panel is currently sharing one brain cell so i only share my brain style with remy she's the only thing with tits of course she's the hotness in this bucket of butthole brother tip don kids I does.
02:01:34
Speaker
you old ninety nine percent of the male population one look at i'm really i'm doing britney's tattoo her future written you're not robert nobody wants to scream nobody i mean somebody does and just because your only fans has two subscribers and two of them are yourself doesn' it go pop they jokes up jokes on you bitch i got three i just got a new account and he's made it ladies and gentlemen he made it yeah i was gonna say this motherfucker's on only fans he's got three subscribers and they're all three his alternative accounts subscribing to okay
02:02:18
Speaker
That's why OnlyFans is free, because I can't afford to subscribe to myself. I'm I'm a shit-talking asshole. Yeah, an asshole.
02:02:32
Speaker
i'm sorry brother i'm sorry but i do i'm a shit talking asshole yeah you're an asshole oh dude who olds first part sorry what was the first most like chap car The whole point of an asshole is to talk shit.
02:02:48
Speaker
If you think about it. person You need to shut the fuck up now. yeah chibook Yeah. about yeah Young ass in here. and Hashtag please and thank you. Holy shit.
02:03:03
Speaker
Oh, fucking misery. i would come back I would come back to misery, but I left that fucking place whenever I was 16 because fuck who's there?
OnlyFans and Body Jokes
02:03:12
Speaker
I feel like you got kicked out.
02:03:15
Speaker
but but Motherfucker, if you know what it would take to get kicked out of Missouri? Trying to take over. No, not even that. Dude, everyone tries to take over Missouri. It's a shithole.
02:03:28
Speaker
I grew up in South West, Missouri. Sometimes. um time
02:03:35
Speaker
so times Hold on. Modog. I said that about Glick, not Brittany, bro. Calm down.
02:03:46
Speaker
Nobody wants to see Glick's nipples, homie. no I didn't say shit about Brittany's. Yeah, Modog wants to see Brittany's nipples. All right, Brittany. Share your nipples. Fuck it. Let's go. Come on.
02:04:03
Speaker
What is happening with this? like Get a hold of your fucking shit. Brittany, do you have a pillow in front of yeah got like Sorry, Brittany. I thought you had a pillow in the back and I thought you were holding a pillow like in front of you. Oh.
02:04:21
Speaker
oh You. jersey I've got more Marine friends than I Everybody has nipples. going to a fuck. yeah we have Yeah, we all have nipples.
02:04:32
Speaker
I mean... know us have more but also like what the Dogs have Can you milk a cat, Greg? Cats have nipples. Can you milk a cat, Greg? Can you milk me, fucker? Can you put me on it of the screen?
02:04:48
Speaker
off of the screen
02:04:52
Speaker
Sorry. I don't know who's controlling the comments today. Sometimes it's Wally. I don't know who's doing what. Wally and I are just fucking everything up. but
02:05:03
Speaker
You guys are on top of it. You got the A-team? There's four A-team members and then the two C-squads, which are Glick and Wally right now. um yeah anyway Actually, it's the F-squad for me, man. Don't get me up that high yet.
02:05:19
Speaker
Come on now. You're giving me too much damn credit, dude. You're giving me too much damn credit here, man. Thanks. I appreciate it, but it's the F-squad for me, bud. the mo out Fair enough. but like you need to I do, we know. That's fair. you will you Will you go with me, Jedi? I'm scared.
02:05:40
Speaker
I'll hold your hand the whole time. It's going to be fine. You're the best, Jedi. That's why I love you, buddy. know You're my favorite. I mean, I would hold his hand until we walked across the street, and then I would make sure I looked both ways and pushed him in front of a bus, but that's just me. no else gonna happen them dog do You know what's going to happen to that bus if it hits me?
02:05:59
Speaker
That bus is going to scarred. Yeah, that bus is going to be scarred and Glick's going to be like... but You guys are giving too much credit. Don't blow his head up. He's a fucking... Dude, that motherfucker wakes up with a blown up head. Brittany's trying to manage Glick's ego. She's like, no, no, you need to stop. like Stop. Brittany. Brittany. Glick wakes up with a blown up head?
02:06:24
Speaker
Okay? so And a blow up doll. Yeah, and a blow up doll. That is fair. That's fair. Not to the blow-up doll, it's not. You're right, because even the blow-up doll can't get off on an end.
02:06:39
Speaker
man, thought the entire time the blow-up doll was Jedi. je I thought it was Jedi. Wow. yeah so Somebody Google a picture of a blow-up doll and you're going to see Jedi.
02:06:52
Speaker
He's not just a default character. He also looks like a blow-up doll. like Glick's blow-up doll tries to euthanize itself by just deflating. No, I can't take anymore. Just fucking let all the air out.
02:07:07
Speaker
no i can't take any anymore just fucking let me let all the out I need a break. I'm going to go take a break. You can hear its cries while it deflates. You know you can't. Don't care.
02:07:23
Speaker
Don't take a break. MoDog's telling our secrets again, man. i mean MoDog probably likes blow up sheep. yeah He's not allowed within yards of any yeah that's a long story It's a long story. We were kids. Wally made a mistake. all right But he's not allowed within 500 yards of a farm anymore.
02:07:45
Speaker
I just want to simply say I'm more of a blow-up gerbil kind guy. just oh The secrets are coming out tonight. That's not a secret, brother. That's a known fact.
02:07:59
Speaker
That is life. up is life Yeah, like, fuck it. Hey, Preston, that explains where my hamsters went, just to let you know.
02:08:10
Speaker
Hey, you know what? Hold on, hold on. If I was behind them, they'd be running a little bit faster to get that power back on in there, homie. Oh, shit, man.
02:08:23
Speaker
oh shit du it' sorry Sorry, Moe, dog. I couldn't help myself, man. It was just one of those things, you know? It is what it is.
02:08:43
Speaker
This beer tastes like a whole lot of bad decisions and regret. so question but stay Same Preston's ex-wife said. Yeah, multiple times.
02:08:56
Speaker
But at least mine didn't say this tastes like fucking condoms and Vaseline. Jesus Christ, brother. This beer's like, fuck.
02:09:09
Speaker
He said I taste like condoms and Vaseline. I gotta settle down.
02:09:20
Speaker
Sometimes. times Sometimes. You know what they call nuts on a gay guy? Oh. Anybody? Anybody you know what they call nuts on a gay guy?
02:09:35
Speaker
Brady. No, they call them mudflaps. Oh.
02:09:46
Speaker
Mudflaps. You're stupid. I was wondering if you heard me
02:09:56
Speaker
say it or not.
02:10:00
Speaker
i was wondering if you hurt me say it or not i heard you you be met Dude, I got start coming back in more often. I really do.
02:10:14
Speaker
But it's hard for me right now on the weekends because that's when I have my kids. So, except this weekend. and and they're with their mom doing family shit. So, I was like, fuck it.
02:10:28
Speaker
I'm here. Yeah.
02:10:35
Speaker
Wally's trying to figure out life again. It's okay, Wally. Every day. Every day. Hey, Johnny. MoDog asked how that Chihuahua's tasting.
02:10:47
Speaker
who it Or is it Garfield?
02:10:52
Speaker
Tastes like a flavor that doesn't exist. ah So this motherfucker's hearing flavors and tasting colors. Got it.
02:11:05
Speaker
You got the right idea. I'm jealous. Brittany's like, i want to hear flavors and taste colors, you son of a bitch. You weren't on the podcast when I was... You know what it sounds like? That was a good time. which Which crayon does it taste like tonight, Johnny?
02:11:25
Speaker
Green. Definitely green. It tastes like the rainbow one. Ooh. That's fair. It like a fucking rainbow one. So you got the whole box in there tonight, huh?
02:11:40
Speaker
You said to oh sample a little bit of each kind. The whole box is not the rainbow. The whole box is an abortion of colors. There's only seven colors in a rainbow. Tastes like ah taste like a flavor that's never been.
02:11:55
Speaker
So it tastes like dick. Got it. Well, I mean, there's there's there always a first try for everything.
02:12:06
Speaker
Dude, this isn't Baskin Robbins. You don't just try dick and say, I don't like it. Next flavor, please. ah Sometimes, yeah.
02:12:15
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You know what, Johnny? boy if that's If that's what you're down for, I give it to you, brother. but but but
02:12:25
Speaker
The possibilities are endless. hey They are very in the... Very. Yep, you're right. I'm going to tell you what shortened to the point, my dick. And trust me, when I tell you this much.
02:12:38
Speaker
Oh. I don't know anybody who has ever said dick had a flavor. Ever. i See? There is a first time for everything.
02:12:51
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What, here dick has a flavor? What?
02:13:02
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ah he's on lot of night Yeah, Modog is. that'ss That's good. That's good. You can be a bridge builder. Build a bridge and never be called a bridge builder.
02:13:13
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One dick, you're a cocksucker the rest of your life. her And Glick's a cocksucker from back in
Camaraderie and Poker Banter
02:13:21
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the day. Look at that face. He's like, shit, cock where? I want some. Somebody said cock.
02:13:27
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My man. What in the mouth? I wonder if anybody ever figured out the Tootsie Pop Rittle gig. me Glick has, but he won't tell.
02:13:41
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ah One, a two, a three. No, Glick is all a one, a two, a three.
02:13:54
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who
02:13:58
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You know, I do what I do. Hey, brother, 20 bucks is 20 bucks and we understand you need all the money you can get. It's not gay for pay. It's not gay for pay.
02:14:14
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No, it's definitely gay for pay, brother. Definitely that part. can say It's not gay if you get paid. I'm just saying. Brittany, I'm glad that you put the NBA in the chat.
02:14:27
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Thank you. That makes me feel special. You're calling us dumb. We're not gay. and we missed I thought he said it was 100.
02:14:37
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We've been redeemed. it will been repeat A hundred? Dude, someone got ripped off. The best that motherfucker's given is like a two-point low job because that son of bitch is all teeth.
02:14:52
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so So it's not gay. The Lazy Glicks OnlyFans page is not gay because we're getting paid for it today. it's's You know, it's closer to um contemporary art, really. yeah
02:15:08
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This motherfucker is on an OnlyFans looking like a statue, like, oh shit, what do I need? If you have a nut and nut on a pea, right?
02:15:25
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A pea nut. but What do you have if you have a nut on a wall? A walnut. What do you have? A dick in your mouth, bitch. Preston is not too familiar with that situation.
02:15:39
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he He works in the gas and oil industry. He works. Bitch, you work at a fucking wherever the hell you work. You sure told him. Yeah, right? I don't i don't know where Clickworks works anymore. He used to be a fucking maintenance manager for an apartment complex. That was a huge swing and a miss, bro. Yeah, was.
02:16:05
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And then it's going to the store with fucking Pennywise. You tried. You tried. You tried. You tried. And that's all it matters, buddy. Good job. on the fuck everyone Speaking of Pennywise, Lazy, so you say that, but I actually play a cat.
02:16:20
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ah Wow. Words are hard. um You're a furry. We get it. Welcome to the network. He dresses up like a cat on the weekends. Who the fuck dresses up like a cat? Bitch, I'm a fox, motherfucker. All right. Have you seen my body?
02:16:36
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Have you seen my physique? All right. You put that plug in with that foxtail, motherfucker, and all bets are off at that point.
02:16:48
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This fox is saying too fucking much.
02:16:53
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oh
02:16:57
Speaker
Oh, fuck. Dude, I'll make fun of myself. And everybody else harder than anyone can ever make fun of me. Guarantee you that.
02:17:08
Speaker
That's where you got to be anymore, man. and you If you can't do that shit, dude, then you don't, you know, it's one of those things. It's just is what it is. You're a fucking snowflake and you should probably sit on the sidelines life.
02:17:24
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Like, I will straight up make fun of myself harder than anyone here will ever make fun of me. Like, and it doesn't matter. You could say some dumb shit.
02:17:37
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Why can't Michael Jackson be within 500 feet of a day car school? Because he dead. No, because... Were you guys still doing the bingo cards back then?
02:17:55
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When? When Michael Jackson died.
02:18:03
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Never mind. I don't know. No, they just recently started doing those ordeals here a couple years ago. Yeah, i was going to say bingo cards were in the last two years because...
02:18:16
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oh um When I first joined the show, Bingo Cards Burned a Thing, and I joined back in 23, 22, something like that.
02:18:29
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Well, whenever I started making an appearance on the show, I should say I'm going to be part. Yeah. Yeah, it's only been a couple years now. couple years now, Jed, I've been doing angels to the death. so Yeah, the Bingo Cards. I think last year was that Last year was the first year that we did Angel of Death, and it just kind of came up out of nowhere.
02:18:53
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I really want to say that right before someone did whatever they just did, I was going to
02:19:15
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um to I should have took
02:19:23
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out Ozzy, the Hulk. I'm going to keep this queued Remember, Moe Dog, you're on that card, so you better tread lightly, man.
02:19:34
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She's out to get everybody. Don't worry, Moe Dog. I'll protect you. That's some hard work. Yeah, that's what she said. That's what she said.
02:19:46
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that so
02:19:49
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Oh, Zempius. Oh, shit, man. He just called Preston. I don't know. That was um Oh, shit.
02:20:09
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Did you get you some ibuprofen, Britt?
02:20:16
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Brittani? She's ignoring us. You're muted. She ain't muted. she's She just broke her shit. That's all she did. She broke her shit.
02:20:30
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She broke down. Hello? Check. One, two. Check. All right, Wally. for me Come up there and shove my big toe in him. i't know <unk> there is is What are you doing with your big toe,
02:20:52
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Yeah, that's all I heard was big toe. i'm like whoa yeah that's all i heard was big toe my wallley and bigtoe that was all i heard Um, so, wait, what did miss? I was literally gone for five seconds.
02:21:13
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but Thanks, Daddy. Yeah, you're goddamn right. You know Daddy is, MoDog. MoDog, quit calling that cocksucker, Daddy. You're going to make his head explode, motherfucker. This is what Brittany warned everybody about earlier.
02:21:27
Speaker
Brittany called this shit out long time ago. don't need any help. I don't need any help with my confidence. Ego? You're fucking ego.
02:21:39
Speaker
It's not ego. It's ego. but Whatever. You're like, I'm shit bitch. Confidence is being pounds walking up to a fucking hot chick and ask her for numbers Ego is what you have where you think you're better than everybody, you dumb cunt.
02:22:02
Speaker
Oh, so I don't have an ego because I don't think I'm better than everybody. I know I'm better than everybody. Prime example. I stand on my pedestal and look down. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, you're dumb.
02:22:19
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Let them know. Oh, oh. Glick's lady just jumped in. Yeah, I don't an ego.
02:22:31
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me yeah i don't have any but and is nega oh yeah simple dady got She's also she's just been watching quietly in the background all night long.
02:22:51
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Yeah, i know. I don't have an ego because I know I'm better than all of you. and I stand on my pedestal and look down and cast judgment. Bitch. as it sounds right Look at you peasants below me.
02:23:02
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Except for Jedi. The only pedestal that motherfucker can stand on is if it was made out of concrete because that fat fuck's going to break everything else. It's okay. We understand. The only reason you don't look down on Jedi is because all you're looking at is the Old head. No, Jedi is beside me. It's a sight to see. Brandy's on my left and Jedi's on my right.
02:23:26
Speaker
And Blaze is in your front. And Blaze is somewhere. Blaze Hey, Glick don't want to admit it, but Blaze is balls deep.
02:23:39
Speaker
And Glick doesn't want to talk a lot, all right? It's not that deep. Don't let him pull you. It's not that deep. Motherfucker, there ain't a one of us here that's going that deep, all right? It's like belly button deep.
02:23:52
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Belly button deep. That's too deep. Too deep. I love you, baby. Jedi lives in the clouds. Jedi's my it happen.
02:24:06
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drive my height man everything i say he confirms withh check it make it happen
02:24:15
Speaker
What's this hashtag? There are no words truer. I am mentor. Yeah, that's where you're wrong. Because I am the bestest of all. No, it's not. Don't let him lie to you.
02:24:28
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good
02:24:30
Speaker
Fucking click. No, I don't think they have. No, they haven't seen that.
02:24:36
Speaker
What? but word for Okay, so my buddy, Druniverse... He, on his channel, we, this sounds like some cannibal shit, Jedi.
02:24:50
Speaker
His name is Drew. It was by Drew Universe. But on on his channel, we do, well, we've done one food kind of challenge or whatever. And we're going do more. But yeah, on his channel, I ate some pork brains.
02:25:04
Speaker
Nice. I've had pork brains before. it was based okay so he had He had a YouTube video, like this ta mayor this YouTuber, I don't know how big they were, but they were interesting enough to make a fucking documentary of.
02:25:15
Speaker
and He used to make some weird ass fucking food on his show and he made like a sushi and pork brain sandwich, like canned pork brains. and so I ordered some from Amazon and then I ate some on Drew Universe's channel. He's got a clip of it.
02:25:28
Speaker
I don't have a fucking clip. Are you plugging him right now? yeah you said you said You said his channel a lot. you yeah That's where I ate the pork brains. I'm explaining why I ate the pork brains. It's from yeah like um god damn well but the Shameless plug. Have you ever heard of Nonsense School Network?
02:25:49
Speaker
No, never. That bitch doesn't exist. you shout out our network when you're on that guy's network? on that guy Yeah, right? do you tell them how great we are and how great Glick is? and Yeah, I actually promote you guys a lot, to be honest. You're a goddamn lion or a man.
02:26:05
Speaker
Hold on. Hold on. Glick, Glick. Have you heard about the Lazy and Shaman show? Canceled. I say when it's canceled. You think you can leave me? I'll tell you when you leave. It's on your show. You know what?
02:26:17
Speaker
And I'm canceling my timeshare in your beard, by the way. No. It's uncancellable. You didn't have the mind written. Hold on. Lazy. Lazy. What time share do you have? do you have the left gray or the right gray?
02:26:32
Speaker
know. I know he does. je i Jedi. I always go left. Oh, okay. I know he does, Jersey. yeah He does. Jedi's my guy. Jedi's my guy. I just gotta i just gotta fuck with him every once in while.
02:26:47
Speaker
I'll give him all the love in the world. But he knows who owns him. your Check out the Lazy and Shaman show. you little Check out the Lazy and Shaman show. We had two streams last night. The Shaman had to go to bed early.
02:27:00
Speaker
And then I started after party stream. Because we ended Blaze's show. We got done doing it. That was interesting. ah we We were all three like this motherfucker.
02:27:17
Speaker
but We ended it and we were backstage kind of chit-chatting a little bit. and we yeah was like And he was like, what the fuck? Shaman's like Jedi and Shaman are done already. And then like, don't know, a little while later, I seen you pop back up, but Brandy and I were already talking and whatnot.
02:27:34
Speaker
And I was just like, wow, they ended early for a Friday night. Yeah. Is Sean okay? Because he went to bed. Is he good? he just tired? Sean? No, he had he had to work early as fuck the next morning.
02:27:47
Speaker
So, like... Which happens periodically, but like sometimes I do after party if i have people willing to jump on a co-host, because I don't do my show without a co-host. well not wishing Last week we did an after party.
02:28:00
Speaker
Yeah, I think you were there, Jed. and Yeah, I jumped on the after party. Y'all gave me shit for not being at the original. And sunday Sunday afternoon when Blaze got up out of bed, he was like, you know what happened last night? I was like, I don't know.
02:28:17
Speaker
What happened last night? Yeah, you you were gone early. You dipped out on the after party. I dipped out, dude. I told you guys, I was like, yo, I'm going to dip. Randy and I are going to video chat and whatnot. I'm going to dip out of here, but you guys do your thing. And then Blaze was like, yeah, man, i got I got a bunch of messages this morning that that you just disappeared and that something might be wrong with you. I'm like,
02:28:46
Speaker
No. I told everybody I was going to leave. Something is definitely wrong with you, but that's par for the course. Hold on. anything new Hold on. Hold on. Glick had to go perform for the best five seconds of his life last night. Yeah, I wish. yeah someday he's gonna get the a Someday he'll get to eight seconds.
02:29:09
Speaker
That motherfucker's never hit eight seconds a day in his life. Boom. umm working on it. It's a work in progress.
02:29:19
Speaker
God, I want to say something so bad. they you Come on. Stir this fucking pot. Let's go. but just No, it's not even about him. no Oh, well, say it anyway. Fuck it.
02:29:32
Speaker
What do you got to lose? You got to say it now, man. Maybe boy. Wait, what? Who fucking cares? Oh, God. Tell me that motherfucker's not a two-pump chump.
02:29:46
Speaker
but I have been home in and out sometimes. He came up with that jerk himself, so it's not on me. who Well, it was on. Never mind.
02:29:59
Speaker
Is he a cuck? whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Relationship Humor and Child Support Jokes
02:30:04
Speaker
Is he a cuck? Is that one of the chairs in the corner watching all the time? That's all I got to know.
02:30:12
Speaker
Sure. If that's what you want to imagine tonight, that's what he is, yeah. No, I'm just asking a question, like... No.
02:30:26
Speaker
He is not. Oh, she... We're not taking questions tonight. We're taking re-squashes. Yeah, we're taking re-squashes tonight. We're not taking it. We're not taking questions. We're taking loads. Wait, what? Who said that? Whoa!
02:30:45
Speaker
At least Lazy and Mitty takes loads. It's okay. We're good now. The two pump jump story. Damn it, Preston. yeah we don't getprinted'll get the under the At the end of the day, I get a solid two and a half.
02:30:59
Speaker
Two and a half. but Preston, i never you've never hit two and a half a day in your life. it's One and a quarter. I'm a little bit of an overachiever. I'm a little bit of an overachiever, and I like to go for that third one. I got one and three quarters if they count.
02:31:19
Speaker
I got 16th, all right? That's all i'm saying, boys. yeah The answer is yes. If you switch positions, oh does that change the amount of pumps?
02:31:33
Speaker
Nope. No.
02:31:37
Speaker
ah A pump is a pump. Brittany is really disappointed with the bad all right now. She's disappointed with all mankind because yeah terms of the Because of the bottom I'm not going to tell you why, but... It's a performance issue at that point.
02:31:59
Speaker
okay if it just they if you switch ites in a pour That's all If it takes more pumps, that it felt less good. It's like, damn, y'all get two and a half? That's impressive. Is that normal?
02:32:14
Speaker
Hold on a second. Two and a half? I got on top for a second. I've already told you, man. i got to hit you at 95 an hour before I consider that. budd eat Preston's the type of dude that if he had a girlfriend and they're like, do I look fat this?
02:32:31
Speaker
Yeah, you do, bitch. Go change. you did That's why he's single. I'm the kind of guy that go, does this make my ass look big? No, it makes it look like a fucking two by four. Put something else on. Fuck. Unless you're honest about it. That's all I fucking want.
02:32:50
Speaker
Hey, honesty goes a long way, and I'm brutally fucking honest. but Like, i I don't sugarcoat nothing for nobody. Snowflakes might get offended.
02:33:05
Speaker
Snowflakes might get offended. People at Bart called me scary. Like, me. Scarecrow. So, I'm...
02:33:17
Speaker
women My last ex-wife walked out the door, right? Your last ex-wife? How many preceded her? I've i've only i've only got two. So, okay the the last one, which is the ex-wife.
02:33:30
Speaker
So, anyway, she went to walk out the door. you get one more, your next one's That's not how that works, brother, because trust me. but You don't got a punch card? You don't got a punch card? Child supports a motherfucker, brother.
02:33:44
Speaker
you reproduce? Oh, fuck. Yeah, I know. I've got three of them a little motherfuckers running around. Three times? Oh, shit. Yeah. We're in trouble now.
02:33:55
Speaker
One boy, two girls. And them motherfuckers. yeah But anyway, um she she was walking out the door, turned and looked at me. She's like, you ain't going to ask me to stay? And I was like, fuck no, bitch. Get out.
02:34:10
Speaker
you know why What is that? Is that one of the new ones?
02:34:17
Speaker
Preston is the but personston is a poster child of my body in which we come of plan when I become president that all babies are sterilized at birth.
02:34:27
Speaker
Because that son of a bitch should have never been allowed to reproduce. either you but here we are dude first and foremost i am greatness i'm basically god status so my reproduce i should have had more kids than what i had hey hey you know what they call that little white speck on top of chicken shit chicken it's still chicken shit you're right below that little white spot so i know what you're talking about man we've already talked about how great i am earlier
02:34:59
Speaker
Don't we talked about it. You talked about it. You talked about it. You talked about it. My word is Bond.
02:35:12
Speaker
I'm like Moses on the mountaintop. James Bond. I'm like Moses on the mountaintop. I speak the truth. Glick likes playing the poker, but he likes to poke himself.
02:35:27
Speaker
doing a lot of tear that I was gonna say, the only thing Glick's good at poking
02:35:39
Speaker
is, yeah. Don't make us wait for it. Send it out. and He's buffering. I am not!
02:35:51
Speaker
Hold on, hold on, hold on. I gotta to get the hamsters awake. Wake up, you little motherfucker. You already scared them off, man. They're gone already. Sorry.
02:36:04
Speaker
Them motherfuckers ran off a long time ago, all right? The lights are on. No one's home.
Poker Enthusiasm and Chat Favorites
02:36:10
Speaker
that Listen, in chair I love poker, bro.
02:36:14
Speaker
I play all the time. Not all the time, but i like playing poker. It depends on what kind of poker. Jedi, let me ask you something serious. Speaking of poker, where have you been? What's up with Chaka, dude? Where'd Chaka go? Homeboy fell off the face of the planet. where yeah Oh, yeah. No, no, no. he um he He passed his... He, like, crushed his lieutenant test.
02:36:35
Speaker
He's been super busy. He's got lot personal stuff. yeah cool Not, like, super bad, but, like, he's just been super busy.
02:36:44
Speaker
Oh, nice. He said he's he he did, in in one of our... ex-group chats, he said he's going to start making more of an appearance on a lot more shit. I was going to normally he pops in at least to say hi. I don't know where the hell he's been.
02:36:59
Speaker
Well, william blaz and i Blaze and I were talking about that the other day. We're like, where the hell is Chaka been, man? like We ain't seen him anywhere like on our show, your show. and he hasn't been He hasn't been doing anything on his channel either.
02:37:12
Speaker
he Yeah, I know. I was worried about him for a little bit too, but like he's just been super busy with shit. Yeah. bla It happens. I'm waiting to get late shit and tell him he'll be back in the next few weeks.
02:37:24
Speaker
Nice.
02:37:27
Speaker
Oh, there they are. You already know, Scotto. Scotto! You get out of the chat and get on the chat. I fucking love Scotto. Let's go. Get on the panel, Scotto.
02:37:39
Speaker
You already know. Come on, boo-boo. Come on, boo-boo.
02:37:45
Speaker
four Don't a score, Scotto. Scotto. Scotto is my favorite. oh Let's go. I love that. Oh, look. i have Randy's back. Oh, Scotto, look.
02:38:00
Speaker
Yeah, Scotto's getting love from Randy. Hell yeah.
02:38:05
Speaker
She loves him, man. but I do, too. Scotto's my favorite. I don't know a single person that doesn't love that motherfucker. How can you not? He's amazing. He's fucking perfect. And you better fucking, if Scotto comes up, you better fucking be nice, Preston.
02:38:20
Speaker
I'm always nice. Preston. No one puts baby in a corner. No one puts baby in that corner. Scotto in a corner.
02:38:31
Speaker
Scotto, Scotto, Scotto. Scotto, Scotto. Come on, Slotto. You got Brittany dancing. and You know you got to come up now. it All I got to say is if I offend you, I apologize.
02:38:46
Speaker
Not really. Blake, you're weirdly good at that. I got it. Brittany kills it and you kept up with her. Boom. I got skills. oh ya that got skills I got skills. suddenly
02:39:01
Speaker
We haven't figured out what those skills are yet, but yeah, she has. I feel like Brittany did that for hours. It's like one of those like things that just kind of, it's like soothing. I taught Brittany everything she knows. Whoa. I taught
02:39:18
Speaker
So that white in your beard is not natural. It's coated. No, it's cum stains. It's cum stains. Brittany couldn't grab a lot of beard, so she was like, I can't get cum stains in my beard, but I can do it on this blanket.
02:39:32
Speaker
And I'm like, that's cool. That works. That's not actual tapestry behind her. It's more cumistry behind her. What did you say, Coach? just dives his shirt. What are you saying about that? Huh?
02:39:47
Speaker
What were you saying? He dyes his shit and fucking me and Wally look like we're 90. He just spray paint beard. I look more dignified if there's some white streaks in it. yeah He's like, maybe if I salt and pepper my shit, people will respect me.
02:40:04
Speaker
No, we don't. You know what If my beard has some white and I don't have to learn to read. Damn. That's fair. That was
02:40:16
Speaker
He looks wise. That's why my ah no T's got all the white. That's why the hamster's left and the lights are off, man. Because all the white in it. I dated a guy that was 12 years older than me.
02:40:29
Speaker
I was 22 and he was, you know, the math. Do you know the math? It's okay. We know the math.
02:40:40
Speaker
You all know the math, I can't compute. i feel like, he was like dumber than me and I couldn't handle it. Surprisingly, guys.
02:40:54
Speaker
Hey, hold on. You're not dumb. You're just high all the time. There's a big difference between dumb and high. Yeah, and I hit my
Shrooms and Cow Patties Adventure
02:41:02
Speaker
head really hard a few times. don't think that has something to do with it.
02:41:06
Speaker
no acid of The acid and the mushrooms. the last time i ate mushrooms, I ate glow-in-the-dark stars off a ceiling because I thought they were Snicker bars. What the fuck?
02:41:19
Speaker
Fuck off. I've never done shrooms, but I've always wanted to. I just don't know how to get them. I do, but the guy I work with, never mind, I probably shouldn't say that.
02:41:30
Speaker
Hold on, hold on. You want the easiest way to find shrooms? Yes. Go flip over dry cow patties and put the mushrooms out. Yeah, I know. You can just whatever you're doing on the couch.
02:41:43
Speaker
Yeah. and Like straight up. Like just go flip over dry cow patties. Like.
02:41:49
Speaker
like
02:41:57
Speaker
Wally's back there with that dumb feral. ortized space like Fuck, I got cattle. I could go eat shrooms right now. Yeah. Go ahead. and scott Give me a view. Be worried.
02:42:10
Speaker
Yep. The glizzy party is going to start when Scotto gets here.
02:42:15
Speaker
Hey. Don't knock glizzies. All right. Hey, it's not about the link. All right. It's always about the girth. right yeah you're one by two is gonna really fucking slay them women all righty guys i'm about to jump off here for a little one inch by two girl wait no you can't come back wally that's fine i won't well you can never come back hold you guys ever seen all dogs go to heaven
02:42:47
Speaker
but she always's going to look for mushrooms right now motherfuckcker yeah going to the cow pasture He's going to the cow pastures. I wanted markings, all I got to do is go to a disco here in New York.
02:43:01
Speaker
Disco. A disco? Uh-oh. Bye, Wallifer.
02:43:11
Speaker
Yo. Scott. Scott. Scott, old brother. How you doing, gorgeous? I'm good. How about you? I'm fantastic. I'm even better now that you're here.
02:43:25
Speaker
Good answer. You heard he just says Cheeto, but you're a Flamin' Hot Cheeto. Excuse me. Extra Flamin' Hot. I corrected. Guaranteed fresh over here, fresh. like...
Vulgar Banter and Creative Humor
02:43:44
Speaker
like guaranteed get it right
02:43:49
Speaker
Yes. That makes no sense. And the sheep start screaming, you're not wrong, Moe Dogg. You are not wrong. The house party has turned into a testicle festival.
02:44:00
Speaker
Damn right.
02:44:05
Speaker
I mean, to be fair, there's only one. Let me see the nails. Let me see the nails. Are they new? Yes. All right. I like them. You should full screen that. We can't see it properly. should I like the red.
02:44:20
Speaker
The red looks good. I'm just complimenting your eyes. Ugh. I want to hear my nails done. There go. Oh, and you got your fancy glass. Okay, okay, okay. I love the fancy glass and the fancy nails. He's got everything going on. I have a fancy Scotto, pop that pinky out for me before you take that drink.
02:44:45
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There you go. There you go. That's my guy right there. Scotto Brady said, look at you, boo. Look at you. scott ah scott o'breie said look at you bo look at you Hello, Larry. Good to see you.
02:44:59
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He's the prettiest in here. I love Scotto. He is absolutely the prettiest in here. Scotto, so I'm going to forward you. I'm going to say some dumb shit, but I mean no disrespect when I say it, all right?
02:45:13
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i That's what I do. um' I got a thick skin, so bring it on. it doesn't bother me. No, and I'm not... Hold on. Just be ready for what Scotto has to say back. No, that's fine. There will be a rally. There will be Return Fire. Dude, and I love that. I love that kind of shit.
02:45:33
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Scotto's going to do it for you. No, he has he has the... What is it? what is it The minivan? Yeah. anyway the front five and the away mean Hey, there's nothing wrong with the old shocker, but I'm more of a Vulcan kind of guy. All You a fan.
02:45:55
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agree with that. Hey, different a murderdo or different folks. Exactly. Hey, you guys are all that, but I'm more of the showstopper.
02:46:06
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and man I'm a minivan. Two in the front and five in the back, baby. You're weird. If it ain't a fire extinguisher, I'm not happy. all right That's all I'm saying. see that We need to treat him like a sock puppet.
02:46:20
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boom Who does? you Hey. That was the secret Jedi. That was for the lazy Glick. I'm trying to promote our OnlyFans, Glick. I'm trying to promote it. They want to see this. I'm sorry for yelling at you. All Glick wants someone to do is go elbow deep.
02:46:40
Speaker
Hold on. All anybody Glick, all anything... The words are hard, Jackass. Yeah, yeah, they are. All Glick wants is someone to shove their arm elbow deep and work his mouth like a puppet so he can actually say something meaningful for once.
02:46:57
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That's what Jedi said. That's exactly what I said. Is it what you said? That's what John I said. Oh, well, compliments to you. You're not a good listener. I'm dying, bro. Another reason why I'm single. Talk a little less. Talk a little less.
02:47:14
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Listen a little more. That list is so long. It's like every one of my Amazon orders is like two pages. Order a bunch shit at once and not order for two months. Yeah, that shocker might make him be quiet and listen for second.
02:47:28
Speaker
Donkey punch what? Hey, I'm down. You know what? Body stiffens up. Shit gets real then.
02:47:37
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Every once in a while when Jedi and I are making a Lazy Glicks OnlyFans video, I bend down and whisper somebody else's name in his ear and he gets real mad. it's like that's called That's called the cowboy motherfucker. Yeah, then you gotta hold on for eight seconds while you're trying to buck him off.
02:47:53
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Yeah. Jedi's a very good bull. I'm just going to say, I finish every time. I finish every time.
02:48:05
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No, I was sneezing, actually. And I will say so quick, that's completely with me. I'm like 80% deaf, right? You can say whatever fucking name you want to me and I can hear yeah yeah say but i doing yeah so' like what for uniteds name from this shows you and then you's goingnna be pissed because you have to eat it.
02:48:34
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not gonna hear um na hear Like in our group chat on Snapchat, like I'll just show the tramp transcript instead of listening to their dumb ass. Oh yeah, I do the same thing. I don't have the time to listen to you people talk. like speed it up to like two times where you guys sound like little chipmunks.
02:48:53
Speaker
Mainly I just hate all of your voices and all your faces, so I don't wanna... Well, I'm trying to figure out why I come back because I hate your face. But here I am.
02:49:04
Speaker
Nobody hates my face. It's because you buy a timeshare in his beard. No, no, no. The one time i agree with Preston. don't buy a timeshare. I am the timeshare everyone buys in his beard. I've come in that beard no times than any one person would count. Preston. That's right. Look at that color.
02:49:24
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hey Hey, hold up. Preston is my free space on my bingo card. circle Is that Just an automatic. who he That was good, Brittany.
02:49:42
Speaker
Hey, i I'll be that free space for you, Brittany. That's fine by me.
02:49:48
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i don't think she asked your permission, so it was happening either way. That's not a fucking free space. Yeah, i got that. I'm just saying. i' be it It doesn't bother me.
02:50:01
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Okay,
Gender Reveal Party and Chat Dynamics
02:50:02
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I wasn't expecting it to. Well, at least we agree. Where's Brandy at? Holy shit.
02:50:13
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ah where's brandy and oh yeah runningnie that Are you asking where she's at in the chat or where she's at?
02:50:28
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In general. Oh, shit. In general. That was a space. You know what, Scotto? Actually, Brandy kind of popped in before Scotto came in, but Scotto, wouldn't when you come around in the chat, man, you you you Brandy, she fun she comes right in. She loves you.
02:50:48
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You're a milkshake. Yeah, your milkshake brings all the milkshakes to the yard.
02:50:59
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yard. He's like that tall drink of milk that no one is accepting to admit that they want. No, I want it. god right I want it all.
02:51:10
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What are you drinking tonight, Scotto? I've seen you got the the red drink. I'm still doing that whole thing where I'm trying to clear out a couple of bottles. like It's all those moonshines. I have the pineapple. okay That was a cherry that he was drinking. Yeah, that was a cherry.
02:51:27
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And then I have a little bit of hunch crunch left. So I will say this. Old smoky moonshine not terrible. and you got some growing to do but But it leaves a bad aftertaste.
02:51:39
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you The blue flame and the white flame. I like those two. They're both straightforward. Connor, what the fuck are you doing? Which one? But it leaves like a film in your mouth.
02:51:50
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Oh, it's not. I forget about this one. I don't think I have any room in my watch box. I miss like... You want that? Sorry. What are you talking about? and well yours bri minute what I ripped that motherfucker down six months ago, homie.
02:52:10
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wenna closet door there It's a wide open space. Well, you should walk out of the closet. I've been out of the closet for a long time.
02:52:25
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I mean, that explains why you don't- I lost going into the closet, what you mean? What's up, Jay-Boward? Good to see you, Scott. How about you? Oh, yeah.
02:52:35
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Doing good.
02:52:38
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Yeah. See what part of the psycho circus is all about, yeah? I'll be right back.
02:52:50
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You gotta take this. Oh, shit.
02:52:56
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And we never saw Preston again. i mean if i'm a background And he's stream yarding from that same house that so many people on stream yard have, right? Everybody has that same living room that looks the same sometimes, right?
02:53:10
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Mm-hmm.
02:53:14
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What was that?
02:53:25
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Got eerily quiet. um I was about to say, what the fuck is happening? Click is over there setting the remote control on his Sibian, I think. He's trying to figure out how to turn it up. Sorry, sorry. My son is... ah My son's in my room while we're doing the show. he's just got a watch that I have.
02:53:50
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there's this oh It's not an old watch. And I told him he could have. What is it? 25th or 26th? So I'm resetting everything on it for him.
02:54:04
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Watch this. oh that difference Okay, there we go. Now you're all set. Everything's right on it. The analog and the digital, everything's set. You're good.
02:54:18
Speaker
Is everyone going to have fancy watches? It's got... Hey, you monkey-ass motherfucker, get out of fucking chat and bring your bitch-ass up on this panel because I ain't seen you in forever. Who are you talking to? That went stout pretty quick.
02:54:35
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Fucking Connor. Who's Connor? I thought he was dead. I thought he was dead, too. He ain't got no legs. but and and yeah day yeah link you uh
02:54:51
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you need the link but oring she hit scar a this out of the unskined shitless no wherever' of tablelet here i' this holy shit yeah sorry i was i was sorry i was I was fixing that watch for it.
02:55:14
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Fixing the watch for cash. Can you get it? Yes. He tried. he want to I got this old-ass ring, and I was like you can add it if you want, and he put it on his finger, and it was like 17 sizes too big.
02:55:30
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I said, you got some growing to do, man. but no That's what she said. oh That said is what she said. You're not wrong. I won't give you that one. Grow her, not a shower.
02:55:43
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I'm neither. I'm neither. And there's honestly nothing wrong with that. You're just the eunuch. I'm a I look like a goddamn Ken doll.
02:55:53
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Like I said, Glick is the tic-tac that'll freshen your breath when you least expect it, okay? That's actually pretty funny.
02:56:04
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I mean, who doesn't want fresh breaths?
02:56:07
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Just saying. Toot toot, motherfucker. Can we stop talking about anything with Glick and his sexual encounters? like right next years we'll Fuck that tonight. I'm running up for it. All right, Brittany, we're moving out to yours.
02:56:26
Speaker
I'm glad you're still alive, man. I love you, buddy. I'm glad you're still alive, man. Hopefully the family's good. Hopefully work's going good. Come on up any Saturday. You know you're still welcome here. You know you're still part of the nonsensical family, Connor.
02:56:41
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Just know your girl's sore. Who's girl's sore? What?
Relationship Discussions and Personal Stories
02:56:55
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hold on, Glick. Glick, your girl's sore from getting hit the face by a tic-tac at 90 mile an hour. Calm down. Yeah, we're live on Facebook and Twitch at the same time, Odell.
02:57:06
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we we we We go live on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch. Fuck yeah, said Johnny Bongs. ah Johnny Bongs is good for the just random inserts. however i However, a couple weeks ago, fuck you assholes, and shout out to Johnny Bongs because I'm just up here just yammering and stammering, looking like an asshole by myself, and Johnny's like...
02:57:31
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Slide right in and in the chatterbox was like holy shit Johnny bones actually talks because we were having a full-blown conversation That was a good block said like brother. Oh, yeah Is that anything different from what you normally do click?
02:57:46
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No, but I was alone I didn't have a bunch of people. I was just alone. No, man. Johnny and I had a great we we had a great time hanging out. and Then the panel blew up and everybody came on. but Yeah, man. Johnny and ah Yeah, you do.
02:58:00
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You love the G-Link. Fuck yeah. Shit. like My girlfriend's going to be like, is my boyfriend really actually gay? Yeah, that's what I think about the time. got the Lazy Glicks OnlyFans. We got some random guy, Connor, coming up here that very few people know because he's been gone. There's a low portfolio evidence pointing in that direction.
02:58:28
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And then you got this jackass who's been gone for how long and decides to pop up one night. I need to get Josh in here because... you know the shit he'll be saying some of these men at work. I'm like, I don't know.
02:58:41
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Who the hell's Josh? and
02:58:47
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Yeah, Brittany, who that? so We need a backstory. i didn't know exactly cheap Is that your boo thing? I didn't know what his name was. I didn't know what his name No, I'm not commenting on that.
02:59:01
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I'm not going there. I didn't know that that was his name. That's fucking hilarious. Yeah, no, I didn't know you because you just introduced him as boo thing. Is he thick skinned? That's all I gotta ask.
02:59:14
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Oh, yeah, for sure. I'm probably watching right now.
02:59:22
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I don't know. But, uh, he also has the stripes in his beard like this. That's why I didn't say anything. Oh, the good old cum. It's Saturday. The good old cum beard. Yeah, it's the day of the week. But his It's not what I mean. It's essay.
02:59:40
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The good old cum beard. That's what Glick's got. and what I got what? I'm a cougar. You're not even old enough to be a cougar.
02:59:54
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Alright, I'm a cheetah. I'm going to get a jackpot something. How old is he? You're not a Jaguar. Jaguar is like 60 and up. Jaguar? Jesus Christ, brother. was going say, think that's older than a cougar. What the fuck you are about. Actually, I'm sorry.
03:00:13
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A Jaguar is 60 and A saber-toothed tiger. You don't even want to know about Pumas, okay? I'm only four years older. Hey, you don't want to know about St. Louis Crotch Goblins, all right? St. Louis. We promise we won't say anything.
03:00:33
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He's probably watching right now. I didn't know that was his name. Haven't Bootheng and I talked before? yeah Tell him to get his ass up here. Come on. I don't know what his name is. I don't care. He's booting. Well, because they got along, and I don't like the fact that him and Tim got along. What the fuck difference does it mean? Hold on.
03:00:59
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um just your boyfriend hold on oh tell tell him to come on stage everyone here will be nice for a minute um i'll always be nice like him yeah so that's that's kind britney always be nice to i like him yeah so that's that's that's kind of fuck britney you you you and you and You and Brandy are allowed to get along, but I'm not allowed to get along with Boothing.
03:01:23
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no No, you're not. That's how that shit works, brother. don't really care. I honestly do kind of like that you do. As long as you two are together, he will forever be known as Boothing.
03:01:39
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And that's what
Jokes about Beards and OnlyFans
03:01:40
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will call him. Boothing for life. Hey, Boothing. If he plays his cards right now. Well, I mean, brain i mean yeah Brandy and I call Scotto Boo-Boo. Boo-Boo. Well, is Boo-Boo.
03:01:53
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Scotto
03:02:14
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Tell him to come on stage. It's just like the day.
03:02:21
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Hashtag boo thing. Hashtag boo thing.
03:02:26
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Holy shit. He's going to be so flattered. but I like him. He seems like a pretty cool dude. And we have matching beards.
03:02:38
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and And we have matching beards. So you both have cum stain beards. I got it. We all got this. Call it what you want to call it, but oh your bond all I hear is jealousy in your voice because you got a rear you got a really weird meth head beard going on right now. This is why didn't want to fucking tell you.
03:02:59
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I'd rather have a meth head beard than what Johnny's got going on because that motherfucker looks like a pedophile. Johnny's got the sweetest mustache of all time. so Don't hate him. The I in the like, coming back to that shit. Hold
03:03:31
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brit scott um dead john point yeah Don't fuck with Johnny Bones. Johnny ran many years. right now back You Johnny's got half a chops right now. okay certain Certain people on this panel are royalty. Those people are Johnny Scotto.
03:03:50
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And then, of course, he's Josh. Because I'm basically God. No, you're not God, Glick. You're not God. Sit down. You're not even basically God. Let me know when you're saying it, baby. Just let me know.
03:04:05
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would be the Basic version of God. Glick. There's equivalents out there. Come on, now. and so they did Glick's like the asshole of a disciple. you're default God. The baby girl.
03:04:18
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You're... the He's still the asshole of the disciple to God. Holy shit. Well, an emperor is an emperor. Which emperor is so?
03:04:32
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The only one. Johnny, we can only see your chin, bro. We can only see your chin. You gotta adjust the camera. Hi, Johnny. It's a nice chin. It's a nice chin. Well, want to see the whole thing. want to see the whole fucking thing.
03:04:45
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but we want to see the whole thing. i see the whole fucking i see the ah Oh. That's what she said. You have to pay for that, Jedi. You have to pay. See? 20 bucks. He's got
03:05:03
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What? Fuck. but it yeah on my phone there's tears to these you mode that's true holy fuck let me meet my let me be my mic he's a dire what a buck
03:05:23
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A dire wolf is actually a compliment. ever notice how much better the show gets when Glick mutes himself? Yeah, way better. not listening. He's not. He's definitely listening. how much better the show gets when glick mutes himself yeah way i know and like not how many hear out listen he's not even listening he's not definitely listening He has this in his ears right now. Look at his stupid ass face.
03:05:51
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Oh,
03:05:55
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Let's see how angry we can get him for when he comes back on. Hold on. He has children to get his beer. How lazy is he? Yeah, we need to call him lazy. Where did he get all those cans? He just started robbing. Hold on. laughing. He's laughing.
03:06:11
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but gotta' get children the and goes hold on he's laughing just doing else No, so my daughter, my my oldest daughter and my middle daughter, they went to my oldest daughter's best friend's gender reveal party for her baby today.
03:06:28
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they did And I guess the theme was burnouts for Bose. So they had like this pouch and they did a burnout on it. And she's having a little baby girl. So she was showing me the videos. I was not listening to you guys. I'm just going to say.
03:06:39
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The last thing I heard was when I said that I was a god and Scott said he's waiting for my second coming. That's the last thing I heard. It's really a good thing that you do. You are waiting for your second coming. We were just trying to make you mad. We were not talking about shit.
03:06:57
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Nobody knew what's Tasha? Lazy, you gotta quit talking mad shit about Glenn's brother. When everybody let everything off. oh nobody knows what talk busos lazy you got a quick chocolate mad shit about but brother come in everybody let everything everywhere but I will never stop ever stopping.
03:07:16
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So everybody was like, okay, what is it? And so Tasha comes back up and gets the picture from the front. She goes, God, I swear it's a baby girl. And we were like, are she out in twigs? Is she like, am I? I've been calling CPS on myself for the last 20 years. And I still got these goddamn kids. That's fair.
03:07:35
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but shotle but that's fair That is part when your child when you might wing Yeah.
03:07:46
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apparently when your when your child is twenty years old it's too late for an abortion oh god no hangers don't work no more that's like prime time it yeah we can make the domestic finger grew up at that time all right good and the pan like You can't leave them a station when they're... to I mean,
03:08:05
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great and if you have a daughter or a son who may or may not be into firefighters, they would love to be dropped out of fire station. I was about to say. one I can't say anything, actually. No, you can't say everything. Come on, Brady. tell Austin all the time going to drop her off at a fire station. and She's like, okay, whatever.
03:08:25
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I'm like, whore! You swore! Scotto's like, hey... Right here. She's that fire hose bandit.
03:08:36
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I'm right here. Scotto's like, how do I become one of your kids? Drop me off at a fire station, daddy. Scotto knows how to handle a fire hose, okay? We'll just say it that way. I don't think very many of us actually do, Lacey.
03:08:52
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Papa Glick. I said Scotto. I specifically said Scotto. Oh, no, trust me. Preston knows how to handle a fire hose, too. hey You know what I mean? Both hands. i have andex It's the only thing that shuts him up is when he has one in his mouth.
03:09:07
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That don't even shut me up.
03:09:13
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He likes to get filled up like a water balloon. Hey, it's like the Gluck Gluck 5000 over here, all right? Gluck Gluck 5000, what? Yeah, but not Glick. You got to pay extra for that. Oh my gosh. It's the premium subscription. The Glick is going to cost you more money, alright? I'm not kidding.
03:09:37
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Josh's son, he'll just be like pretending he's making something and he'll be like, look, look, look, look. Now he did the Glick, Glick, Glick. Fuck you. That's all I'm going to think.
03:09:51
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Glickening. Are you ready to get glicked? Are you ready for this? Never. About to click the shit out of you. Just so everyone knows, the glickening lasts about two seconds. It's nothing spectacular like this.
03:10:08
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Congratulations. Congratulations. You won two seconds in paradise. Congratulations.
03:10:20
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that's
03:10:27
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oh fuck congratulations congratulations you won two seconds in paradise still the best selling ever glick That would be the best selling point for your OnlyFans ever right there.
03:10:45
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it's it's It's the Lazy Glicks. It's the Lazy lazy Glick. it's Oh, we can call it Glazy OnlyFans. That's where the girl is always on top. We're rebranding, everybody. We are rebranding. Same great contact,
03:11:02
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never different name yeah happy oh my name lazy's only fans i don't know what you're not happy about my last name is cox and you guys haven't even added me into it oh never mind you know what oh ah readyt ready I'm not from my sister involved. I got crabs. Remember?
03:11:35
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i'm not from west virginia and or alabama i don't want my sister involved in
03:11:42
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i got cras remember success
03:11:49
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I got Because I'm from Maryland. gradually much remember bitch um from maryland the yeah oh there's the marilyn crabs those ones don't count all right those are baby motherfuckers it's okay glazy glazy bish that's the new that's gonna be the news that's gonna be the new show that we do on the network glazy
03:12:24
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It's going to be so fucking funny.
03:12:31
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Oh, for
03:12:40
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bitch. Sorry, Brittany. I had to steal that one from you. ah I swear to God, the three of us are the three stooges of the Nonsensical Network. yeah and Oh, God damn. He's doing a thing I like.
03:13:01
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don't know what the fuck you're doing. got a pasture i use have to pack her for the thing I like. and He's doing that thing I like. That's going to be the motto for the Glazy Bish show on the Nonsensical Network. For 20 bucks, Brittany will do the thing you like. Love you.
03:13:24
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I'll see you tomorrow. If you need to shut my door, you can shut it.
03:13:31
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You should definitely have your door shut right now, bro. Dude, he's been here the entire show. My kids are aware of the life supply of life. the money we're going to make from the OnlyFans are going their therapy if they keep watching it. What fucking money, brother?
03:13:49
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You don't even know. wouldn't know. ah Glazy OnlyFans is in the top 0.01%. I don't know what that means, but apparently that's a goal to have on OnlyFans.
03:14:02
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That's like the worst 1% that you could have. Hey, you know what? There's an ass for every seat. I think it means we're winning.
03:14:13
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Yeah, we're winning. Sorry, Brandy. We're winning. We got Tiger. I don't know. Yeah, motherfucker. We don't have to have him. so 100% serious little fact for you.
03:14:26
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One of the 10 OnlyFans pages is a guy that jerks off using a pair of those little tiny hands, and he's like in the literal top 10 of the highest grossing. And Glick's like, son of a bitch, I can do it! And my dick's big, finally! Glick, shrink your hands, bro. Shrink your fucking hands. Dude, I got big hands and a tiny penis.
03:14:49
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So I could be the opposite of that guy. There you go. Okay. We'll see how it We could be the young, yang right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. And we can collaborate.
03:15:01
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Tomorrow you can free film the pilot episode. Tiny Dick versus Dick versus Big Hands. no it would be tiny dick verse big hands That's me. That's me. Big hands, tiny dick.
03:15:17
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He's got tiny hands. in the i don't Actually, I have no idea if this guy has a big dick or not. I didn't even know that was a thing. i didn't even know that was a real thing OnlyFans. Oh, there are big dicks.
03:15:28
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What? I'm i'm assuming. Brittany heard big dicks. She jumped back on camera. She's like, oh, wait. Who said big dick? Wait, what? Yeah, yeah. She's like, hold on, hold on. I'm back.
03:15:39
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um bang you music and I'm back and have I have a coupon for Big Dick. No, your you already did it, remember? what's going on, man? He's good. Goddamn Cupid. MK, what's up? Hashtag Idle Hands.
03:15:57
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You used that
Humor about Tiny Hands and Christmas Sweaters
03:15:58
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coupon earlier, dude. so don't like these I was waiting for Skydive to do that. I was fucking waiting for it. I was waiting for it. What is that? Click.
03:16:08
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Full screen him. I got a... Scotto is the number on this person. Oh, my God. That is awesome, Scotto.
03:16:20
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You have the hands on the wrong hand.
03:16:25
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No, they're on the right hands. Wait, does he? Yeah, I think you're right. are they No, they're right. They're right. They're good. yeah they right They're right. they're good they're right because there's a right and the left i'm like wait that's not right yeah pretty high pretty high i was gonna say if they were wrong the thumbs mind oh are on the inside thumbs are on the outside no they're not pretty No.
03:16:57
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Fuck y'all. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, I see what you're saying. You can go to hell. I think Brittany was right, though. I think they were backwards. I am fucking right.
03:17:12
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His fingernails were on the outside. Calm down, you fucking lunatic. You think I don't know my fingers? Well, your fingers are backwards.
03:17:24
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Yeah, that's your left and your right, not right and your left. Fuck's sake. I'm a chick. I know these fingers, man. At least someone does.
03:17:35
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At least someone does. You can guess you're on our OnlyFans you can show off their fingers. that's Lazy, that's the only way y'all's OnlyFans is going yeah but i actually can make You're already millionaires. You didn't know this, bro?
03:17:51
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If you're millionaire, wouldn't be doing this bullshit. Yeah, this is a hobby. This is a hobby. It's not our job. My aking white ass. you can do something with that for real.
03:18:08
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I got to say... yeah Modog, I got to say, i was thinking it, but you said it. Fucking Bernie's up there doing a whole show for y'all, and no one's looking.
03:18:18
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like got more. They get it every time. You're new to this. we' we've we've we've seen her fingertips a million times. Modog is spot on. I'm still on the ground every time I walk.
03:18:33
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you You have to understand. You have to understand how terrified Brittany makes me sometimes when she's live because she moves around a lot. She fidgets.
03:18:44
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And sometimes she has shorts rats, bitch! No, and sometimes she has shorts on. That's not called to rats. That's called... I smoked a whole bowl of good shit and then ate a bunch of sprooms on top of it. They're little hooks. I that. Fuck yeah! Hey, there's nothing wrong with hooks.
03:19:07
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We need to hang out. or i can not brain of godto It's like you just mashed Peter Pan and Red Lobster together. no, no. doubt yeah You can be number one on OnlyFans, Scotto. Pan and Red Lobster and Mike Tyson.
03:19:28
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Stop it. I told you that in secrecy. scott i told you that in secrecy he's got to do you do puppet shows in your spare time so funny you know i got these we do these tiny hand streams where we'll be like reacting to shit and be like oh you know and yeah love and of course you know i had to paint them like at the time paint and blue i was gonna ask you if you painted them or if they came that way
03:20:00
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I painted him. You know painted him. You know he painted him. You know he painted him. ah You fucking painted him.
03:20:11
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God damn it. I'm gonna be on a shadow we all can fuck off. No, fuck you. I love Twitch. Brother, I have a banana that fucks a donut on my Twitch for an emote.
03:20:24
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Just so you know. sounds awful. Well, no that right there No. So, like, he's talking about the glazed donut, right? No. I actually thought that was a butthole, and I was truly trying to bring it up. You mean the glazed donut? Dude.
03:20:42
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Yeah, yeah, the click donut. The crazy Jedi. The shadow. Hold on, hold on. You got the crazy Jedi and then you got the brown eye.
03:20:55
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Calm down. That leads to pink eye. know it's not. That was a brown eye. This morning. said I was going to be eating myself tonight.
03:21:07
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I said we could put it.
03:21:11
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i said i was going to be responsible no i'm glad you brought that up though but briy what are you doing with your arm how does it work that way you're like what is going on with that oh my god i'm too my my i'm too big you gotta to be double jointed guys come down this quadruple jointed holy no she's lanky Well, she probably weighs like a buck. There you go.
03:21:39
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Hold on. That's my asshole asshole. She invented autoerotic existence. I appreciate that. You have to understand. you have to understand. Brittany and I are are family.
03:21:56
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I'm built like a silverback, and she's built like an orangutan. And I like how they're avoiding what I'm talking about. She knows what I'm talking about. to him i her voice I'm all torso.
03:22:08
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And she's all arms and legs. Bitch, we ain't talking about you. We're talking about Scott O's fucking profile picture right now that looks like your asshole. That just looks like a piece of... That looks like a pile of shit that has a hole in it.
03:22:23
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Yeah, like yours. Your face. Your face? Yeah, exactly. No. Swing and miss. Swing and a miss, bro. Come on. You're better than that.
03:22:33
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You're better than that. I know. I know. You're better than that. You're better than that. I tried too hard on that one. Your house was too nice for that shit-ass joke. It was definitely a shit-ass joke. I give you that. MoDog, you can see that on our OnlyFans. Wait, what?
03:22:49
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What? I'm the beast. Bernie's like, hold on, wait a minute. Bernie's like, someone gave me something? Fuck, I actually won one? Fuck.
03:23:00
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Yes, I give you that. It was a shit-ass joke. Brittany wins a lot. Brittany, for as much hell as Brittany catches, she gives it out just as much. Sometimes she gets really mad at me, and then I just ignore it, and she's fine in five minutes.
03:23:15
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And I just ignore it. That's what I do with all the problems in my life, too. I just ignore them. God damn it, Johnny. You and your chewing with your mustache, brother. I love it. The great thing about Brittany getting mad at
03:23:29
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It's because she smokes so much weed, she has a memory of a goldfish. Speaking of weed. um um nima She's mad at me. no i just like She gets mad at me.
03:23:42
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Yeah, you pissed me off, bro. You pissed me off and then I just like, I don't have enough time in my life. How can you care about your house? How can I be this anybody, y'all?
03:23:56
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show both Show everybody your sweet-ass beard, Brittany. So, Brittany's got a sick fucking beard. Yeah. It runs in the family. She's like, oh.
03:24:13
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And she can grow it right now. She can shave it. I gotta go get it out of the dryer. I just washed it. Oh.
03:24:21
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Hold on. Hold on. It may have shrunk in the dryer. I got to fucking make sure it's fucking stretched. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh God. That's exactly what we're talking about.
03:24:36
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You didn't miss a beat. ah ah and all god that just my charette's ticks like some of them are so of modo that's exactly what we're talking about you mr b Yeah, no, we're not talking about weirded clams.
03:24:54
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There you go. Oh, my. Whoa. Brittany, hold on. Does it grow in all white trashy like that, or is that just your DNA?
03:25:04
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I'm confused. It's my it's my DNA. I feel like somebody rubbed a lamp, and you just jumped out to grant. And her beard has a man bun.
03:25:18
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No. Wow. Fuck the shit. Don't like me. What the shit says, Scotto? Scotto said, what the shit?
03:25:29
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whole lot Hold on. Here it comes. There it is. There it is. I was going to say, the great thing about it is... Actually, absolutely hold on one second.
03:25:41
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Hi, cops. Nice, Britt. That's awesome. I was going to say... Oh my god.
03:25:54
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That shirt reminds me of a sweater that I own that says, Mary, go fuck yourself. name please No, you're the main stage right now. You got this.
03:26:04
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I think Brittany's too high to untie her fucking hair from her chin. Here you Brittany. She's gonna be stuck with that until fucking Wednesday. Here's the family resemblance in our beards.
03:26:19
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Ugh. well my god It looks like an asshole had a baby No, I'm trying to have your back you fucking slur I started to stick up for you. I was trying to have your back but fucking Brittany fuck you Brittany I'm already there bitch you going to in they guntail coming out i'm already there pin who yeah means meet you me me too no i appreciate it love you man like her high clop shirt i literally have an ugly christmas sweater that says mary you go fuck yourself and it's got santa claus fucking a reindeer
03:27:07
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why do you have an ugly christmas sweater when you spend christmas alone nobody can see it company Company parties, brother. Company parties. it's It's not for my personal use. I was like, yeah. and I respect it, motherfucker. I respect it.
03:27:27
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oh I killed Gleick. Oh, my God. Hey, you know what? If you could do that in real life and just make him shut up, this show would be 100 times better.
03:27:39
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I'm just saying. Just saying, lady. That's what he's been saying all night. everyone
03:27:46
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Good job, buddy.
03:27:52
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Oh, fuck. Scotto looks like a goddamn elf over there. do a bunch of that, too. I have, like, a little beard and shit that I dress up. Why don't you ever wear this one?
03:28:05
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Yeah, all right. I really like it. I like it. oh If I sit on your lap and tell you what want for Christmas, are we going to think about it? Oh, shit. Gato can taste the fucking rainbow, okay? Hey, there's nothing wrong with the rainbow, brother.
03:28:24
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Oh, the next Pride Parade I go to, Pride Fest I go to, I'll dye my beard like that. That'd be dope.
03:28:32
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Goddamn Jedi, you won the night with that comment. He did. Just hit my but on off and You know what? Like, I talk a lot of shit. I gotta bow down to fucking lazy up there, you know?
03:28:49
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What did say? Glad you finally realized your place. yeah i was like fish oh Yeah. Hey, Glick.
03:29:00
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Glick. I'm glad you finally know your place, too, because you're the one who left. I stayed here. I was laughing my ass off. I was dying over here. You can laugh on fucking stream, you know. They don't block that shit. They ain't going to cancel you for it. um they we're We're untouchable.
03:29:17
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and The nonsensical network is untouchable. Well, for as long as it's been going, I cannot deny that, motherfucker. ah We are untouchable. we because We literally got kicked off of Twitch last week.
03:29:33
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No, you know why we got kicked off of Twitch last I'm not talking about Twitch. I'm talking about YouTube, which is all that matters. I don't fucking care about Twitch. The only way you're going to popular on Twitch is if you're some stupid whore that pretends to play video games and puts her tits on the camera.
03:29:48
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Hey, listen, motherfucker. Just because I don't have tits doesn't mean I'm not popular, fucker. Shut up with you and your four followers. up to Hey, to be fair, motherfucker.
03:30:02
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To be fair. To be fair. I've actually hit like 20 consistent or viewers on Twitch. so I got that going for me.
03:30:14
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Yeah.
03:30:17
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You know, I mean, as much as, you know, I am trying to be here more because I do miss the banter and I do miss the abuse that I get from you. Wait,
Friendship Bonds and Humorous Exchanges
03:30:27
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hold on a second. Shane got no tits.
03:30:32
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wait hold second
03:30:39
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and che got no tits She ain't got a tit channel, MoDog. Calm down. She's actually... From what I hear, she's actually pretty good at Call of Duty.
03:30:50
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I don't know if Britton and I have ever played together, but i what I hear, she's actually pretty good.
03:30:56
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She's solid game. See, that's fair. Back in the day, I used to be good at Call of Duty, but I swapped it up for GTA, RP, and fucking shit like that. Yeah,
03:31:09
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know. I'm mostly just doing... Mostly just doing my own thing. I basically play Call of Duty like I masturbate. Just out of boredom. Every day. It's every day we understand.
03:31:21
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the Every day and out of boredom. Yeah, exactly. What is Chala Duty? Call of Duty. Call of Duty. Call of Duty.
03:31:31
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Call of Duty. Call of Duty. Call of Duty. That's the only why I'm here. um I'm a little slow. Britt's like, i heard Call of Booty and I came back. What's up All the more reason for me to hate.
03:31:46
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All the more reason for me to hate. Call of Booty is what brought me here. i know. I'm just playing. You know I love you, girl.
03:32:00
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You're my favorite sister. Out of all my sisters that I have, you're my favorite. Don't say that. And I can say that because you'll forget tomorrow. I talked your sister, too. Which one? talked to your sister, too.
03:32:11
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That's a fair fact. You talk to my broster? I'll be right back. Do you talk to my broster? You're friends with my broster?
03:32:25
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What the fuck are you doing to my life? Get out of my life. Get out of my life. Why are you infiltrating my whole entire life? I was i need to know. How do I get a hold of Boothin? I want to talk to Boothin.
03:32:38
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persist in He's all about it too. He likes you too. And I'm like, fuck no. I don't like who like him. I like him. He seems cool. Shut up, bitch. You're you're infiltrating my entire life. You're friends with my broster. You're friends with my girlfriend. Shut up, bitch. You're friends with my broster and my girlfriend. Like, what the fuck? yeah i could do like like what a the Literally after I said that, though, i was like, no, I actually kind of do like that.
03:33:06
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Like, like, like she's like a brother. no no it's cool it's cool i like i like that uh it's it's weird that you and i form the friendship that we have and that's what i was gonna say but i didn't know how to say it came out of nowhere no you you are you're like a little sister i tell everybody that who's that britney girl who's that britney girl that's my little sister leave her the alone mind your goddamn business it's britney bitch it's burning bitch
03:33:37
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but
03:33:40
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nice street No, and as much shit as I talk on you, you're my bro. And I like brandy. We talk a lot of shit. Brandy's awesome. Brandy's amazing.
03:33:52
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Hell yeah. That's my bitch. You're a goddamn mess.
03:34:04
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godamn best
03:34:07
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to see my chap You a goddamn mess, girl. No, I'm not. I've got my shit together. you're in You know what? I'm a mess. You're a mess.
03:34:21
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We're all a mess in our own way. Hey, speaking of foot finders. Okay. I wasn't going to bring it up, but apparently you are. have a lot of the heels that I've found. Yeah.
03:34:35
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I'm not going to put them on for free content. good i bro But I just want... um ready her's but opinion um that's je i You Johnny go?
03:34:50
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Holy fuck. You don't have to wear heels on Feet Finder. Oh, God. but she hasn't but Those are like stilettos that use for ball crushing videos. but need We need more light so we can see it.
03:35:04
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I'm just saying. You don't need like to see the fucking six inch hill on the backside. No, no, no. I thought of that as well. um The Dom sub shit.
03:35:15
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oh You know, that's one thing I don't think I could ever really get into or or fly with. oh another Oh my God, Brittany, if you don't put sweatpants on, you are going to give me a heart attack.
03:35:29
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I'm wearing shorts, bro. I know you are. I know who you are. And Glick is getting a boner. Calm down. No, Glick is not. No, she scares me. His penis is inside his body.
03:35:44
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Yes, she terrifies me. So the first time Brittany and ever did a show together, was... and has her set up there where she does and she's got and she had her like pajamas on and shorts so i was like oh my god her vagina is gonna fall out and we're gonna we're gonna lose our youtube because she's like pulling her leg up in the air and she's yeah and i only kept putting a blanket in between because i was nervous about it too i'm not gonna lie
03:36:11
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ah yeah there's lotss yeah i don't i don't i' like I have no desire to see it. I don't want to see it but I'm terrified because it's like, this is what's going to cost us on YouTube. This is why we're going to lose our YouTube channel. It's a common mind thing, but you know. But to be fair, I do feel like Brittany, out of most women I know, could possibly be a Dommy Mommy.
03:36:35
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I'm just saying.
03:36:38
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What? Well, now we know what fucking Preston's kink is. No, that's not my kink. I know a lot of people who have that kink, brother. I've never heard the term Dommy Mommy me before. Really? And now I hear it for the first time tonight, and now I know what Preston's into.
03:36:56
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i mean Yeah. I mean, ladies and gentlemen, I mean, what I mean, you know what? If she wants to step on my balls and make me come, I'm down. Scott, he could be. He could be.
03:37:12
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it scott it could be a Oh, Scotty would like Scotty would put a shame. you're like and I'm not saying that no disrespect, but briated a fucking shame on that aspect.
03:37:33
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Oh, Scotty's got me. Yeah. like nuold Let's go. I couldn't even compare. I'm just gonna be straight. He's my tutor.
03:37:44
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he's my
03:37:48
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see we wow he's like actually but he knows he knows the ask queen get it queen go ahead well remember what was it maybe two weeks ago remember what i told you that i did for like this hobby two decades ago right mm-hmm i remember partially because i was a little fucked up on mushrooms shocking bri a little is an understatement so so it sounds like it sounds like so we have new people in the panel and britney doesn't remember so go ahead and refresh uh so britney um for like me for me of course um are over what 25 years ago um i made a couple of porns so
03:38:38
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My man! Hell yeah! Hell yeah! What was that? This is that old stuff stuff. like Really? What's wrong with making porn? So it's like, you're in a house, camera crew, that whole thing. Hold on. yeah and up Legit porn.
03:39:01
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What's wrong with making fucking legit porn, brother? You're a
03:39:07
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Jarvis, she had an offer to also be something cool and he fucked that up. So here we are. I'm just to throw that out there, homie.
03:39:23
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hu I do want to say on a side note, totally off topic. Brittany and Brandy, i love that you guys love each other. If you guys get along and and chat, I think that's awesome. Dude, ah on a side note, I feel sorry for Jerevishi's fucking old lady, homie.
03:39:41
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I mean, you don't have to anymore because he ragequitted and got hit by a bus. No, no, no. I understand that. But, like, dude, you gotta think about it, right? Like, the way that motherfucker... So, uh... Like... have a... Hold on. I'm watching this ah my noting this Hey, you know what?
03:40:06
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Preston, your goose is cooked, bro. We already know what you're up to now. My goose? Bitch, I'm a turkey and it's Thanksgiving and everyone's eating me, motherfucker.
03:40:17
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gross. I've never hated turkey more in my life.
03:40:22
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Alright, I can be your ham then. I'm never eating culture again. I'm never eating meat ever again. Brittany's never having sex again because now she not only does not only does she already have the glickening in her head but now she's like... out the get with a queen check now Now she's got I was listening to the last like little bit because I was responding back to somebody.
03:40:50
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Boothing? Boothing? Just watching right now. Responding back to Boothing? Hey, Boothing. Boothing. He's watching right now and said, yeah, you are gross. um hey Hey, I can i get straight up tell you right now. What's up, Boothing? Get in the fucking chat.
03:41:09
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Yo, Brittany. It's not Boothing. It's my ex. Oh, well, fuck that guy. No, I'd rather not. I don't want to. I'll punch him in his mouth. Understandable.
03:41:20
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I don't know where you live. I pity the fool. I pity the fool. He's watching right now. Tell him whatever you feel like you need to tell him. But anyway. yo i Shut your car holster Sorry Sorry child with i st pressure guy Wow Alright Simmer it down I'll just talk his shit to a piece of shit X Yeah If anybody wanted any lip from that motherfucker We'd shove our hand up his ass And work his mouth um it like like a a a puppet
03:42:03
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Holy shit. Johnny, I need to know what's going on that tape. I need to know what's going on with that tape. We're still thinking about it. There's a lot of plans. Oh my god, that's funny. There's a lot of plans. on. Hold on. Johnny's fixing to go into tape asphyxiation.
03:42:22
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Why don't you watch it, Modo? You're too afraid to get on the panel. no Yeah, a little bit. yeah you mind Get up here. I can do all this shit myself.
03:42:33
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i don't even I don't even care that if if anybody at all is watching. i just We're just out here having fun and hanging out. Yeah. right I got my people shit here.
03:42:45
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I got my people shit here. Jedi. and It's like I said earlier. It's not about length. It's about earth. You can have all the length you want, but if you ain't got girth to stretch a hole, you ain't shit, brother. Holy shit.
03:43:04
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If your dick's only inch long and you have four inches of current, you really have to do it a lot.
03:43:14
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That's a big dick. He's so excited that somebody... ah Hey, you know what? don't even know where to fucking and begin. qui cheese longer Wow. just Feel free to ask any of the questions that you have.
03:43:32
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I don't know if I should. this this is the spot that This is the only stream you can access. Oh, my God. This is a safe space, Johnny. It's just going to give him more ideas. I
Vulgar Humor and Personal Quirks
03:43:47
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thought I was bad.
03:43:48
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It's just going to give him more ideas. So, all right, little backstory here on that whole yeah topic right there. Me it meet me and an ex-co-worker had a conversation one day, and then someone else came in and fucking started. Who's fucking with the comments?
03:44:06
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Not you. Congratulations, bitch. Anyway. Who's behind the scenes? so ty Can someone please give this man some girth? Jersey, there ain't nobody here that can give me girth. I guarantee that. We're talking about fire extinguishers from the fucking top down, not the bottom.
03:44:31
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I have a feeling that Scott has got and Just big and nasty. Jesus Christ. I mean, Scotty might be the only one. Calm down, Blake. Calm down. My gosh. You're going to get one of those. Hold my head you keep holding dick. on. Hold on. It's two-hand situation. Calm down.
03:44:56
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but what it's a tiny dance situation calm down
03:45:03
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Basically, what Scotto said was, i didn't need a snut dick to perform for me. Exactly. defend
03:45:16
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Dude, I love you, Scotto. You're amazing. But it's never about Link. Link's only a portion of it.
03:45:26
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Just saying. I agree.
03:45:31
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Might be the size of a goldfish, but fucks like a whale. Ain't that right? I mean, if if you can't stretch a hole. Hashtag Moby Dick. Oh, he's going to hashtag live on the panel, bitches.
03:45:48
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You don't have to be in the chat to drop those hashtags. I what ah love how Scott O. changed his name to girthquake. I love it.
03:45:59
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You can't see anybody's name when the comments are on screen, so I didn't even see it. Hold a second. The person seems to know a lot. ah just it you You would be surprised as to what I know, all right? hu hey It's 20-25. We don't Let me get on the full screen so you all can see their name.
03:46:22
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um God damn it, Scott. Oh, I love you. so's Hey, you know what? It's like Like I said... Hey, I'm home at Tic and look like a tuna can.
03:46:44
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well All freshen your breath and stretch your hole at the same time. That's a great combination. I have a feeling that the women that you've been with or were married to were already stretched beyond capacity.
03:46:59
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Hot dogs out of hallway. No. so No, that was after I gave them babies. Glick, that was after I gave them babies. I wonder who that someone might be, MK. Does his name rhyme with Preston?
03:47:14
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No.
03:47:17
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ah Hey, you know what? Fluffer's been great money, brother. don't kink shame on the nonsensical network. That's how he pays his rent. Yeah, no kink shame in your bitch.
03:47:33
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We don't kink shame on the nonsensical network at the end of the day. No kink shaming. Just because I like firing. That is my kink. What?
03:47:45
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what Kink shaming is your kink. Ooh, look at that. She just pulled out an Uno reverse card on us.
03:47:57
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I'm kind of fucked because I don't know how to respond back to that. I'm trying to think about that. Hold on. She just pulled out the Dommy Mommy card. She pulled out the Dommy Mommy card on us.
03:48:10
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No, stop being weird, bro. Stop it. Stop trying to force your kinks on us, Preston. hey he never I'm not trying to force a kink. He's the one the goddamn stick-in-the-stiletto, this motherfucker.
03:48:26
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You really don't.
03:48:28
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Oh, shit. I feel like I need another drink for this bullshit. You're going to need one for this. I mean, I just missed the Fract's one. I don't know why everybody else doesn't have a Fract's one.
03:48:40
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I'm going to give you a Fract's one, Jedi. Oh, shit. And you all see the video footage on our next episode on our OnlyFans. Yeah.
03:48:52
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The Glazy OnlyFans. The Glazy OnlyFans.
03:48:58
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you'll see how good deals with this situation sometimes with the bit so hold on hold on only fans tv is a thing now so you guys could spit and check the more you know i literally
03:49:14
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i'm mr brandy about it oh jesus christ jesse sure you're not saying brandy about what
03:49:25
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as You already know. You don't let it go. I'm like, I'm literally, I'm having hard time. Moe sounds like a professional truck driver. He's got pulling out down to a T, all right?
03:49:37
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Moe show, huh? The Moe show. Got pulling out. It's Brittany, bitch. It's Brittany, bitch. You all, you all, cunties.
03:49:51
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Yeah.
03:49:54
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Oh, I wish Frogsport, Frogs, whatever that guy. I wish he was still here. I like that. I know. He was so much fun. I know. I love dumb people. hu He was my favorite extra my favorite homie with the extra crummy.
03:50:13
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Bitch, I thought I was your favorite homie with the extra chromie, you whore. Well, you went until Frogs, Frogs. Bro, you bought your chromies in bulk at Costco. You have more than an extra.
03:50:24
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Whoa. Listen, just because I buy them in doesn't mean a fucking thing, Jedi. It's because you can't do math because of all the extra cronies. Bitch, none of y'all could do math earlier, and I'm pretty sure fucking figured that out rather quickly. You're pretty sure it's the wrong thing. It's because you figured it out. You make it accurate.
03:50:52
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I mean, it makes it pretty accurate at this point. You caught me off guard with that one, dude. That got me good. It's like, you sneak up with me with these jokes. I mean, like, they fucking get.
03:51:06
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Especially when they're like... You snuck up on me, Jedi. Don't... Birdie's like, I don't have to do any work tonight. I can just lay back and relax and let everyone else do everything for me. It's a great time.
03:51:18
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Yeah, you know me so well. Oh. Well, then that happened What you guys don't know is Jedi and
03:51:35
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where the fuck came run and I filming our next video what you guys what you guys don't know is jedi and and i are former are currently film me our next video for the Glazy Only Fans. It's called the Whomping Glick Flappy Video. It's going to be a banger.
03:51:55
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i'm gonna um'm just yeah It's to be a banger. I'm about to be a ninja and sneak up i'm about to sneak up behind Jedi. and I was going to say, it's going to be a banger, alright, and Jedi is going to be the fucking forefront star in that shit.
03:52:22
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with This has gone off the rails. o good Get your ass back here and get control of your panel. Hold on. What rails? First off, the rails left a long time ago.
03:52:33
Speaker
So when the fuck were we ever on rails?
03:52:40
Speaker
You don't want me to answer that question. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Brittany always says these things like, I'm not going to say anything I'm thinking, and then we have to coax him to saying it. Brittany. Saturday nights have no rails.
03:52:54
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that they're this There's no guardrails. There's no guardrails. yeah Yeah. That's what I want to do. Say the thing you were going to say first, Brittany. Smoke a bowl and smoke that bowl.
03:53:07
Speaker
Say it, Brittany. Say it. Just say it. You're not going to hurt anyone's feelings. Okay, well, if you would just not say it for once.
03:53:20
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oh Basically, she said shut the fuck up first. Yeah, i got that, Glick. Thank you. Oh, maybe you're a little slow, so I was helping you. I got you, bro. I was helping The one time you're fast is whenever i already understood it.
03:53:38
Speaker
Congratulations. I'm fast all the time. What are you talking about? Yeah, I know. Brandy complains about it all the time. She don't complain. I love you, brother. You know that.
03:53:54
Speaker
I'm sorry. I can't make jokes about your old lady. and like like I feel bad about doing that shit. but right
03:54:05
Speaker
I don't feel bad about a lot of things. but you know but you yeah i mean You better be careful because... She'll probably fuck me up more than you'll fuck me up. She's feisty.
03:54:18
Speaker
I'm more worried about her. She'll jump in that chat real quick and in a hurry ha off a hurry. Moe Dogg called me daddy earlier and she was like, ah that's my daddy. She's probably going to get upset with you saying that on here.
03:54:37
Speaker
No, no, like, the trust me, I get it. It was in the it was like chat. It was in the chatter spot. Moe Dogg called me daddy, and she she jumped in, and she said, ah, that's my daddy.
03:54:47
Speaker
and Like, i I know how protective she gets. Like, that's why I said, with all due respect, good sir, and you're not a good sir, so fuck you.
03:55:02
Speaker
First and foremost, yeah i I feel offended anybody calls me a gentleman and or a sir. Oh, God, you're definitely a gentleman and a sir at this point. Fuck you, you piece of shit. Go away and and and and disappear again, son of a bitch. I will for six months and I'll come back like AIDS, all right? Or herpes. Yeah.
03:55:29
Speaker
Hey, I'm the herpes you can never get rid of. Oh, wait, what's wrong with Brittany? is everything What's going on with your roommate? Is everything okay? Sarge said on a serious note, how's your roommate doing?
03:55:43
Speaker
Oh, remember? ah Yeah, I took away all this stuff. She's good. Hold on a second. You want to try to get in English?
03:55:56
Speaker
She says she took away all this stuff and she's good. She was just drunk. That's all. um grand Oh, you're a drunk friend that showed up last weekend. Yeah. That was your roommate?
03:56:07
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. and i like you I drink on Saturdays and I forget stuff on Saturdays. like When you're high, you forget things.
03:56:16
Speaker
What? Oh, oh God. be Yeah, he's talking. I forgot about your, I didn't know, i I thought that was just a random friend. I didn't realize that was your roommate.
03:56:30
Speaker
that Well, housemate, I guess, technically, but yeah. do Whatever. She got a nice Most of your mates got we just thought i nice that as What? The most random thing ever. She's got a nice ass. Well, before... Never mind. I don't want to say it. No, no, no, You got to quit saying never mind. I wanted i was going try and think about hooking you up with her before you met Brandy, but now you have Brandy and I love the fuck out of her. So, it's all good.
03:57:04
Speaker
I love the fuck out of her, too. She's amazing. yeah I know and I love it it's awesome y'all are pretty dope um well you're okay but Brandi's awesome I'm mediocre I don't know what she sees I asked her that
03:57:25
Speaker
I asked her that too I said I constantly are you sure i ask her that i ask her that too i i i constantly are you sure But, no, see, okay, I will have to tell you that can be a little annoying at some points because boo-thang, hashtag boo-thang, we'll do that sometimes. Boo-thang.
03:57:46
Speaker
Well, I mean, I just. Ain't no thing with a boo-thang. Assurance is a good thing to know, you know. i will say I will say this. so yeah i will i will say that I will say this on a serious note as far as a brand-new night go.
03:58:03
Speaker
I've never had a woman like I've had with her. ah like she um She completes you? Yeah, man. and and and she and and and like I don't know. It's weird for a guy to say. I know this is weird for a guy to She makes you feel confident about himself. he and knows where this is weird for a guy to say, but I'm going it. It is what it is. so You guys can make fun of me. I don't care.
03:58:29
Speaker
But she makes me feel, you know, guys, even it's just like women, man, we want to feel wanted. We want to feel desired. And she makes me feel that. I've never had anybody make me feel that way before. I get where you're coming from.
03:58:43
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Everybody wants to feel wanted. Yeah, she makes me feel wanted and
Pentecostal Backgrounds and Love Languages
03:58:47
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desired. really should pray me No, no, I don't want to I just people me the fuck alone. Oh, good, because you're not. I know.
03:58:55
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and that's I want you to get the fuck out with my grand, please, and thank you. No, Scotty, I'm not leaving. yeah i just don't like people in general. Like, I really don't. Unless it's people I know.
03:59:13
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Wait, Ted, that was rude. Fucking weird Yankees. But no, if it's people I don't like. Call me, you bastards.
03:59:25
Speaker
All right, everybody shut up. I got to do this for Modog. I just want to feel wonderful. I want to feel too sad. Let me know.
03:59:37
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that Are you done? Because now I just feel dirty. Now I just feel dirty, Modog. I hope you're done. I feel like I swore.
03:59:57
Speaker
No, no, no. I've never had that from a woman before. it' And it's a great feeling. And and she's an amazing woman. So I'm very happy. Very, very, very, very happy. Love?
04:00:08
Speaker
Golden shower time. That's the thing you're talking about. Okay. Yeah. Reciprocated. Reciprocated. You're welcome. You understand each other's love languages?
04:00:23
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Yeah. You're welcome, MoDog. It's not hard to read Glick's love language, though.
04:00:30
Speaker
I'm sure. What's my love language? I'm curious now. Where are we going with this? so I was going to ask, and then I was like, i don't fucking want to. It's not hard to read his love language. That's all I'm saying.
04:00:42
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waiting for to get I was waiting for it to bring the weird. Sorry. Bring the motherfucking ruckus. Well, I could, but... no I'm sorry, I do things for Modog that you just can't do, Jersey.
04:00:59
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You should feel inadequate. And you can see it on our OnlyFans page.
04:01:04
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The Glazy Show. All right. g i g never just complain You never You should feel inadequate.
04:01:17
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Think about that. Think about your life decisions, Jersey. So I am the child of Pentecostal preacher parents, right? Me too! Oh, grandfather.
04:01:29
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Wait, you're a grandfather, Brittany? Wait, what? What? got ah sorry Yeah, I would tell them I'm really good at speaking in tongues. You know? so I with my tongue, too. also speak in tongues.
04:01:45
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I speak with my tongue. You guys are such a serious conversation. i also speak in tone i mean with my town yeah i yeah like series is they hang or phone me yeah photo myrant Scato, turn your vibrator off.
04:02:03
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That is not my Sibian. No, it is not. Not right now. It's not Scato. That's crazy that you say that. For real.
04:02:16
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Because I don't know that a lot of Pentecostal people. Brittany, is that your vibrator? Maybe. Yeah. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. have feel guilty
04:02:29
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Okay. I've been railed too much. I don't know. It and should be gone now.
04:02:40
Speaker
No, Pentecostal preacher, Pentecostal church in general is like fucking wild. Yes. I feel you, dude. My grandfather was a preacher. So your dad or your family came from Pentecostal church?
04:02:56
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My mom, my dad, my aunt, my uncle, like they were all... The way I like to describe it to people, it's literally like a snake handling church. Just take away the snakes.
04:03:08
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Yes, that's what I fucking say. There's no snakes. That's why you're the best snake handler out there. I was part of a cult too growing up. Oh my gosh.
04:03:20
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yeah Oh shit.
04:03:25
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default never disappoints i mean yeah thank you for showing your face again but no i don' honestly i have been looking for somebody to talk to about like the pentecostal shit because like i mean look at me and look at you explain what does that even mean i don't know what it means what is pentecostal Pentecostal?
Brain Surgeries and Childhood Stories
04:03:52
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it's pentecostal so It's a different... Sounds like a type of cheese....branch of Christian, basically.
04:04:00
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I mean... A different branch? Is it different than... Okay, how crazy is it compared to Mormons? Not as crazy. It's a different type. There are different types of crazy.
04:04:14
Speaker
Okay. yeah I mean, used to have cat with a deathbed marital abuse. My parents would have church for like four to six hours. Marital beast?
04:04:27
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I used to have a pastor that just designed marital abuse. Oh, oh, oh. um a pastor of that Johnny, what are you wearing? yes mayor A lot of things.
04:04:38
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Are you traveling to your assistant? Johnny is like, looking like this motherfucker's going to the Arctic Circle now. is happening right now? Johnny is doing a lot right now. It's okay. We understand. but going on the i go from cold as shit to sweating my balls off.
04:05:01
Speaker
This motherfucker's going off side quest. Are you sick? I didn't know fucking the day, probably. A little sick in the head, but that never hurt no one. Calm down. Oh, for sure. I've been for while. 14 brain surgeries later. We're a little bit funny up here.
04:05:23
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No, I...
04:05:26
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get
04:05:30
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yeah i are I'm fucking freezing my ass off. It kind of does. As many times as he says it, I still can't get over the fact. 14 fucking brain surgeons. Yeah, man.
04:05:46
Speaker
And we still have an orange-sized switch on our brain stem. he He really is. wait What? He really is yeah like you have week what What did you say about your brain stem?
04:05:57
Speaker
There are literally parts of my brain that are missing. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. So it might be a little bit but funny sometimes. Sometimes. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
04:06:11
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So what better parts of your brain are missing? anyway I'm just curious as to why you look like you're dressed to go to the Arctic Circle. You'd be a little bit funny too if scrambled your eggs up there, you know?
04:06:22
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Bitch, my eggs have been scrambled for so long it's not even funny. We know. Yeah, we We Yeah, we do Yeah, but what's the excuse for that, though?
04:06:39
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my go quick and light Mine is self-abuse, Johnny. See, he dropped on his head down an ascending escalator, so he just kept falling onto his head.
04:06:52
Speaker
No, actually, actually, my sisters played hot potato with me when i was a baby. True fact. Mine water ported me with Italian finnecuret. Oh, God.
04:07:05
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Dude, this is the craziest goddamn thing I ever learned about. Was there any lettuce involved? No, just straight towel over the face. Like, was that a salad gone wrong?
04:07:16
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No, just straight towel over the face. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. ah and that is really what it's really nice If my mom could have, she would have used a coat hanger on my ass. It's okay. Oh, my God.
04:07:31
Speaker
Oh, my gosh. but my yeah click five thousand whichches for you know short the storages back ladies and gentlemen oh my josh Snorty cocks.
04:07:55
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Snorty cocks for sure. Holy shit. yeah I can start clearly now. The jokes are in. Oh my God.
04:08:08
Speaker
of me Holy shit. You just got limbs going everywhere. Yeah. yeah She could work at a used car lot. yeah ah Oh, yeah. cars not Before the cars ever hit the lot, that's the sad thing about it.
04:08:34
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The cars would already be gone. Yeah.
04:08:42
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It's okay, Brittany. Come back to us. Don't talk to me. Come back to us, jokes this time and I get to talk to me. Fuck you, Jedi, you whore.
04:09:00
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Holy shit. What
Norse Mythology Games and Playful Banter
04:09:04
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the bitch?
04:09:10
Speaker
i ah bit have i' not <unk>s bitch
04:09:17
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stumps not i mean for I mean, if you are, them motherfuckers don't need to be up here, I guess. Yeah,
04:09:31
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them motherfuckers will be up here. johnny Johnny, what game are you playing, bro? That's the good Bahala, the Donna Ragnarok DLC.
04:09:43
Speaker
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Beating the fuck out of Jotun Giants. There you go
04:09:55
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you go.
04:10:00
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Well, good.
04:10:06
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Doing that and I'm raiding a monastery.
04:10:14
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If I'm lucky, I get struck by lightning. Huh? Only if Thor's involved. Oh, yeah. sorry removedd What? What?
04:10:25
Speaker
What? um I had an experience with that shit, too. Honestly, my new boo thing, he reminds me of Thor, so... he doesn't. He's way too skinny to be Thor. Yeah, I was gonna say, he... Have you seen a picture of him?
04:10:43
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what Show the picture. playing I like One question. Show boo-thing. One question. Abusing yourself sometimes is so cheating. I abuse myself six to 20 times a day.
04:11:00
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One question. see That's excessive. Has he made the lightening ride to watch it rain down from the heavens? He's more like like money jet's normally like so Where's my money, Brian? Where's my money? Are you saying he's more Loki? You can buy a fake mustache. Made about 20 lightning rods, put them in my yard, and watched it just rain the fuck down. straighten them but Hold on. Hold on. You two shut the fuck up, Brittany. What were you saying?
04:11:30
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I don't know. God damn it. He's more like the fat...
04:11:35
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but I don't think... i like we are we Do you have two different boot things? I didn't think boot things was that big. Whoa. How many boots has he got? Jedi up in here looking like he's stuck in a beetle reef spot.
04:11:51
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Only one. I mean, there have been multiple people trying, but there's only one boot thing. thing i don't know. Brandi...
04:12:02
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Brandi calls me ah her whole ass viking. that's what i told like that's what brandy says she says you're my whole ass white god damn right about to be a berserker because you're not blonde you don't have to be blonde to be a viking that's more it's more authentic
04:12:33
Speaker
That's German. Alright? Calm down there, Hitler. so was let Excuse me? Listen. I don't even think you know what Hitler looks Hitler was actually a round-haired guy with fucking stache.
04:12:52
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you're gonna hate the background of that picture by the way oh you said earlier i looked like a 12 year old hitler and that was the weirdest thing you do what up booth hey hey
04:13:06
Speaker
and blue thing you got sure know there is your weird whole day um okay weird thing to say oh ask and he's a ginger if If the mouth fucker really wants to play Thor, scrap some cans on some sticks during a lightning storm and storm and watch that shit rain down from the heavens. He does he does look like Fat Thor, but so do I. No, no. He has dark hair. He has light hair. That's what I said. That's what I said outside of the fact that I have dark hair.
04:13:38
Speaker
Put her on full screen. Put her on full screen. What is it? so Do it again, Brittany. Do it again, Brittany. I'll show him How about that?
04:13:49
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Well, whatever works. I love Boothing. He's amazing. A light in front of a Bulls poster. I've never met him, but I have no doubt he's a cool fella.
04:14:02
Speaker
Boothing is my new BFF. He's alright. Back it up. He is a very white Thor. He's a very white Thor. Very white. That motherfucker is so white. Jesus Christ. You just have the lightning.
04:14:22
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okay okay there you go that's a precious picture okay okay
04:14:31
Speaker
i've been you thanks so you're right yeah right um right jesus christ trenna see Wait, which one is he? It's the have titties in their relationship.
04:14:53
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Is that Jake Paul? Yes, we we have matching stripes. He's just got ginger hair and I've got
Inside Jokes and Personality Quirks
04:15:01
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dark hair. He has blonde hair. The fuck? I was going to say, that was blonde. That was totally blonde.
04:15:07
Speaker
that odd To be fair. My beard is longer, but we literally have the same beard. His is just lighter and mine's dark. Oh, my God. I'm ruining her whole ass relationship right now. Hold on. Glick. Glick. She don't want to imagine dark hair between the legs.
04:15:32
Speaker
Calm down. Shut the fuck up. No. love boo thing. Don't caught on to that. I love Boo Thing. Boo Thing is my new best friend.
04:15:43
Speaker
And I hope that he makes your hand. Okay, we do... We need to adjust his name. He is Thunder Boo now. Thunder Boo? Thunder Boo. You're probably going to fucking love that so much. Thunder Boo Thing.
04:16:01
Speaker
Thunder Boo Thing. You guys are not allowed to be friends with him. This is not cool. You need to bring him up here right now. I need to speak to him. be friends might weigh you why you allowed to be friends with Brandon? I'm not allowed to be friends with Boothing.
04:16:16
Speaker
Thunder Boothing. No, I don't care. i don't why it where is He wants to come on. He's asleep right now. thunder boothing yeah He had to save Asgard, so he's really exhausted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's tired. He's tired. He's tired.
04:16:33
Speaker
There are some frost giants right there. I'm beating the fuck out of them right now on here. going to slap them now.
04:16:42
Speaker
sorry yeah Johnny was going to help. That's why he's got the fucking thing on it. He was going to attack the Frost Giant Stew. Johnny was on board with that.
04:16:53
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Where do you think I got this from? I ripped it right off the bat. Yeah. yeah Don't worry, Johnny. You can take it off. Thunder Boot took care of everything. and no that still be work to be done Those fresh giants are non-existent anymore. Hashtag TBT.
04:17:10
Speaker
It's not their Macro day anymore. It's Thunderboo thing. Hashtag TBT. There will always be work to get through. has been getting super jealous though i was like Who's been getting super jealous?
04:17:25
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ah anyone else this one chick
04:17:30
Speaker
Jealous of what? Fuck that bitch. Fuck you, whore. Slore. Actually, you're not a slore. Fuck you, whore. Wait, what? That's what I'm saying. Why don't you stop being a slore?
04:17:43
Speaker
Wait, what? What's a slore, by the way? She's literally like, yeah. know I do. You guys have been dropping the slur word all stream. don't know what that means. Yeah, he's stealing.
04:17:59
Speaker
It's slut porn. How do you not know? You've been around. You didn't know that slur is slut porn. Dude, I even said it on the Lazy and Shaman show. yeah what'd you say okay Say it again. Explain what it means.
04:18:10
Speaker
Slur is slut porn. or but or It's a combination. You combine the two. kind of law more It's a It's a slore.
04:18:20
Speaker
Wait, wait. Brittany, do it. ah There we go. I thought I had something to with a slore. He's like, ah, yeah. look yeah but The fact that you can do it as good as Brittany when she has all those limbs and you just got those pythons, I don't even understand how works. You it as good She hey thank you for Thank you for acknowledging my my huge python. Not as good, but close.
04:18:43
Speaker
i've also I've also got rings on fingerers
04:18:48
Speaker
my fingers. You're jealous. separate He does it in slow motion and Brittany can do it in like fucking real time. Why are you so jealous?
04:18:59
Speaker
Why don't you just acknowledge that we both are awesome? you Why are you flipping Jedi off right now? What did he do to My shit's getting up. why't why Why can't you just acknowledge that we're both awesome?
04:19:14
Speaker
Because acknowledging you both being awesome would be a lie because there's only one of you who's awesome. and's not Yeah, and one of and and one of us, his name is Glick. Not Glick. Not Glick.
04:19:28
Speaker
That's just it. Not Glick. yeah You gotta to g click it before you stick it.
04:19:40
Speaker
click. Hey, just because you two are on the Glazy show OnlyFans doesn't mean you gotta click it before you stick shit.
04:19:52
Speaker
Sometimes. Hey, sounds like hey, joe like did you did you hear the joke? Thank you. you but Did you hear the jealousy just seeping through his words? Hold on. Hold on. Hold up. Wait a minute.
04:20:07
Speaker
This motherfucker down here. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. This is like the face of a jealous man. Hold on. Do I have to put him in the left corner? Hashtag I hate the guy in the left corner.
04:20:24
Speaker
Well, I'm not the left, so. No, you're on the right. Well, you definitely ain't right. No, I definitely am. Boom.
04:20:36
Speaker
If we go top to bottom, bitch, I'm on the right. Learn direction.
04:20:46
Speaker
is this This is the end. I'm looking at this. new Look at the screen. but they got fire This is the left and this is the right.
04:20:58
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Yeah. When I said you definitely ain't right, it wasn't directionally. It was about intention. It's about your brain. Your brain don't work so well. I hate explaining jokes.
04:21:10
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All right. that's ah that's a chair of v sheet print That's a Jarevichie move right there.
Cultural References and Music Preferences
04:21:17
Speaker
I'm going to tell you. Can I try something? No, no. It takes you and default. Here we go.
04:21:22
Speaker
Here we go. can i try something charlie no it takes ah take u m default got yeah oh viol here we go here we go well Well, you're okay. So on my screen, you're right here. So I have to go from here, I guess.
04:21:46
Speaker
Huh? Where are we starting at? Okay. That's like this the way you guys are the way you guys like almost touching fingers. I don't want to touch him.
04:21:57
Speaker
I don't want to touch her. So. so and want to touch so i don't want to touch her so oh Glick, bend your arm a little more.
04:22:11
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Bend my arm. I can't. Remix. Let's can't fix this so my arm goes farther away. How does my camera work? I got to go this way. There we go. Go, gadget, Glick arm.
04:22:25
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remix let's go i can't i can't fix this so my arm goes farther away and does my camera work i go this one go go gadget glick arm Oh, have a good night, brother.
04:22:42
Speaker
That's all he knows how to do. I'm over here. I'm over here. What did you just do at the end of the wedding? Jedi is literally just sitting there, and I'm over here. I'm trying to work with you.
04:22:56
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Yeah, I was going say, Jedi is the one not doing shit. Oh, I'm not going to do shit. I'm not participating in this experiment. Why not? Why quit, Jedi?
04:23:07
Speaker
You'll never get that again, bitch. That's the last time you'll ever see it. Grady, don't and you dare withhold that from me. i mean I know from first-hand experience. yeah I know from first-hand experience. You'll see it on YouTube afterwards.
04:23:23
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I know from first-hand experience Jedi has no rhythm. I believe it. He's default, so it makes sense. Exactly. Why would I have rhythm? yes thats yeah You have to build up those stats, and the default doesn't have any stats.
04:23:37
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It says, Jedi's at the beginning character. Choose your character. yeah But you also have to assign their stats for each character.
04:23:48
Speaker
Like, do you want more in physical attacks, magical attacks, all that shit. MoDog, much love to you, brother. Automatic, regular one. Thank you for being here. Appreciate you, girl. You should have chose charisma at this point.
04:24:06
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They made it the default for a reason. They did. They did. And they gave you the ability to choose your stats for a reason. as as As Little as little wayne once said,
04:24:18
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That's my default. Go default. That's my default. Go that was not that low way. but It's your birthday. day Go default.
04:24:34
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It's your birthday. Not for real, though. We don't give a fuck. It's not your birthday. That was like more of a Nelly song than...
04:24:46
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Well, Lil Wayne has a song called That's My DJ. Okay. I don't listen. Educating you guys on rap music. I don't listen to rap music. If it's not heavy metal, I don't.
04:24:56
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sorry why is that i the wide of listen a educating you guys on rap music um i don't listen to rap music and they saw roll if it's not heavy metal probably ain't going to listen to it.
04:25:14
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Oh, I feel you there. Okay, Preston, you actually got my attention. That makes sense. I'm just saying. I'm throwing it out there. feel like you've done a lot of headbanging in your life.
04:25:26
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If it's not metal, I probably... This guy is headbanging on more dick than Scott does. No, no. Scotto's got me beat on that, but I'm a close runner-up.
04:25:41
Speaker
I love the laugh. He's like, you know what? You're not wrong. I love the giggles, Scotto. God, I love you, Scotto. You're the best. I fucking love you so much. i Have a good night, Jersey.
04:25:53
Speaker
Jersey, have a good night. MoDog, have a great night. Thank you guys for being here. Have a bray says scott your sister motion leaving so quiet tonight Goodbye, MoDog. I didn't even see that. briney mo good it to your brother metal Metal band. Who is it?
04:26:12
Speaker
There's way too many. need All right. So the main one you listen to. How about that? There's way too many to name. It's like Slipknot, Parkway Drive.
04:26:23
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Listen to NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, all the hardcore. Britney Spears. me you I said metal, not fucking alternative. I love boy bands.
04:26:36
Speaker
I am a huge fan of the boy bands. Yeah, we know you are. I did pull them up the other day and I blasting them. Bye, bye, bye. Like, are we talking Lamb of God, Plotero, Carniv... Give a fuck what anybody says. The boy bands had some catchy shit.
04:26:56
Speaker
Bro, they did back in the day. I will give you that. Huh. Like, bye, bye, bye. is definitely where they went.
04:27:09
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ah but You made Glick Glitch. Yeah, we did.
04:27:22
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Holy
04:27:26
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shit. the I've been known to do that a time or two, though. So it's okay. Yeah, you're not wrong.
04:27:37
Speaker
you give a lot of a lot of the times you can be forced with a too. a lot
04:27:46
Speaker
I told my brochure that one time. i was like, oh my god, I can't fucking stand you. You bother me so much. He was like, what is your problem? I was like, the fact that you give me Forrest Whitaker on.
04:28:00
Speaker
in the whole you like lot but That's a lot to deal with. And the sad thing is still here. Especially when you're trying to make eye contact with somebody like that. And like, why you getting over there? Right? No shit. You're like halfway making eye contact and halfway just looking at somebody's ear. For those of you guys who don't know, my broster used to be my sister. And that's now my brother. So is my broster.
04:28:21
Speaker
and and and and and and he was like what does that even And he was like, what does that even mean? And I said, fucking Google Forrest Whitaker. So he did. And the message the next message I got back from him was, fuck you.
04:28:33
Speaker
but ah fuck Dude. No, my poster is awesome. there My poster is amazing. I love him.
04:28:46
Speaker
Many of y'all here who know fucking dear fucking jarvis i'm just gonna go jarvis jerebys oh yeah but that motherfucker was like the punching bag for nonsensical nonsense and i mean everybody took their turns on that right booker you all ran a train on them is that what you're telling me yeah oh that had her train ran on him so hard he quit wait uh oh yeah
04:29:20
Speaker
you know did were you here Were you here when Jarevich was here? ah take it off Take it off, Johnny Bones. Take it off! Let me see if I have any singles in my wallet. the stage Johnny Bones!
04:29:34
Speaker
He's fucking hot, man. fucking hot, man. he no Jarvis happens on I was like, who the fuck is Probably someone trying to steal you from the show. you can ask He ain't got nothing better to do.
04:29:53
Speaker
my goodness. No disrespect to Jarvis, but Jarvis is one of those guys that... Okay, that's fair. That's really fair, actually.
04:30:05
Speaker
It might not even be the same person, honestly. so No, it probably was. If he was a red-haired ginger fuck, it was Jarvisian. don't know. I don't know. if He was sitting on his couch in his pajama pants. It was Jeremy. Every night of the fucking week, brother.
04:30:21
Speaker
to, that used to, that used to, oh, look at you and your Tito's. Dude, that used to drive Blaze so crazy, man. Oh, right?
04:30:32
Speaker
Because that was the only outfit the motherfucker had, though, was like pajama pants and like a t-shirt. And it's like, for fuck's sakes, do something.
04:30:43
Speaker
Please. Something. yeah I feel that. Sometimes. like No, it was bad. like And so like when he would broadcast, like he would sit on his living room couch and it was dark because their apartment didn't have a lamp in one corner. i don't know what he was thrown through.
04:31:07
Speaker
So you can barely see him, though. and We didn't care either. It was fucking horrible, man. and don't need to bash somebody. We don't know like that. Oh, no. We are bashing this motherfucker. I'm not bashing the guy.
04:31:21
Speaker
It is what it is. I am. You know what? i um i He's not even here to, like, and he wouldn't stick up for himself. He wouldn't stick up for himself, even if he was here. No, he wouldn't. and he he He would take it in the ass like a good little bitch.
04:31:37
Speaker
Oh. and That got Scott's attention. He said... What? Am I wrong, Glick? No, no.
04:31:48
Speaker
No, he... No, I... i i was his out there i I understand you don't want to bash anybody, but I'm not wrong in that statement. No, I love bashing the shit out of people. No, no, no. I was his...
Creative Projects and Friendship Loyalty
04:32:04
Speaker
What was ah what was ah Rocky's trainer's name?
04:32:10
Speaker
The old guy. And Rocky. Somebody help me out here. Sylvester Stallone? No, Sylvester Stallone was Rocky. His trainer. Yeah. oh i was i bless i i can fu go it i was i were I was the Mick to his Rocky. I was i was in this corner, man.
04:32:31
Speaker
i i they over so i support niy gave him yeah mickey i was i I mean, I was like, i I had all the faith in the world in this kid and I and I supported it. I boosted them up. And and then out of nowhere, one night we we were supposed to a show and and he didn't show up. but He was like, yeah, man, I'm just going to leave the network. And, you know, I got too many things going on. i was like, I wrote is there anything I can do? Is there anything?
04:32:59
Speaker
You know, like, let me know what's going on. Let me let me you know, if I can help you. Let me know. And then he blocked me on everything. And then like he wanted to do a sports show. So I created... like We were going to give him a spot.
04:33:11
Speaker
and and And he was like, i don't know what I don't know where to go with the title. So I gave him a show title and I created a logo and everything for him. And then he then he just dipped out and blocked me and started treating me like I was a fucking ah piece of shit. and and and and So I say...
04:33:32
Speaker
so So then he like he went to Talking Shit, to to to to which was on this network at one point in time. And the asshole who who hosts Talking Shit, this fucking douchebag, what he did was put the show title around that I gave for Jerevishi and changed the color of the logo.
04:33:56
Speaker
And then was like, It's a brand new show. And we have a network. And I'm like, you sorry sons of bitches. You sorry motherfuckers. I don't have talk.
04:34:07
Speaker
like i I will talk shit behind someone's back. You can't defend themselves. If you can to defend yourself, yeah step toe to toe, we'll go about it.
04:34:17
Speaker
But if you're going to bow down and do some dumb shit like he did, I ain't got no qualms, quarrels, or fucking... reason to give two fucks, right?
04:34:29
Speaker
So, that's me. Me in nutshell. I didn't know the whole story, so I was just... Yeah. No, I was here for the whole story, unfortunately. Like, it was a shit show, like... Kind of like the Jeff thing, too.
04:34:44
Speaker
yeah no Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah to a so to share have bar okay. I So, this is this is this is me in nutshell. first.
04:34:56
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yeah Everybody hated him. and but all age irish that's That's my guy. like this what i like I'm trying not to talk about I don't care though i don't care that who care though i don't care that we lie that we're live because whatever I say,
04:35:13
Speaker
i'll say it to his face and that i you know i i know i have i have i have supported and and And helped and taught so many people.
04:35:27
Speaker
And this is this is my mindset now. This is the mindset that I'm in now. And this is why I act the way I do. Because everybody I've ever helped, everybody I've supported, everybody I've pushed, everybody I've taught, and whatever the case may be, they've all done the same thing. They've kicked me in the fucking dick.
04:35:43
Speaker
And they've made me look like an asshole. Bitch, I've never kicked you in the dick. I'm not you, not you, not you. No, I know, I know. And this goes with the relationships.
04:35:54
Speaker
And then when they do me dirty, they want to fucking go on social media and play the fucking victim card. And it's just like, you're going play the victim card right now? Like, you're going to act like this on social media? When I'm sitting on the truth and i and i and and i and I'm still...
04:36:13
Speaker
Like, what is that? What is that? What is that? What is that saying? sit at tables and protect and protect people that wouldn't wouldn't. I don't know what I don't know where I'm going with this. But at the end of the day, like I hold I hold I hold a lot of people I hold the stories for a lot of hold the speakers of a lot of enemies, basically. Yeah, I hold I hold I have the stories, but I don't go out there and I don't put them on blast.
04:36:39
Speaker
meanwhile i get to i Meanwhile, I get to be the bad guy in their story, and I'm okay with it at the end of the day. And I don't lose sleep over it. You want to know why? Because I got the truth on my side. And at the end of the day, what's done in the dark comes out in the light, baby.
04:36:51
Speaker
And I'm not sure it's not your problem. Yeah, keep making give me the bad guy. Exactly. No, like, and i agree 100% with that, brother. Shut up, shit.
04:37:03
Speaker
Like, so I wasn't trying to bring up old shit. Like, i was just trying to stab some punches at fucking... yeah It is what it is at the end of the day.
04:37:13
Speaker
It is what it is at the of the day. I'll talk shit about anybody. i'll I'll talk shit about anybody. And you know what? And I'll gladly talk shit about them because at the end of the day, I didn't do anybody dirty. I ain't never done anybody dirty in my entire fucking life.
04:37:28
Speaker
Why do you think I still show up, motherfucker? i What are you talking about, Brittany? Who have I done dirty? Whoa. Yeah, that's a good comment there. I ain't never done nobody dirty.
04:37:42
Speaker
I honestly can't think of anything. I'm just being a bitch. Don't dick kick. Jesus, my fucking words are hard. ja Words are hard. It says don't kick dick in the glick.
04:37:55
Speaker
Yeah, don't kick. Don't kick. He got me to laugh finally, Preston. yeah She ran. I just just realized that Scotto changed his name to Zaddy Scotto.
04:38:10
Speaker
Daddy. Daddy's in my house. Daddy? Wait, I got another one these. and Sometimes I am Father Scotto. Oh, God.
04:38:20
Speaker
There it is. like that better. I like that better. There it is. I don't like the daddy thing because my dad raised me in my whole life. So, like, the daddy thing is weird. still Okay.
04:38:33
Speaker
But you don't have daddy issues. So that's good. Yeah, you know, you know i used to think about it. I have daddy and mommy issues.
04:38:44
Speaker
Porky pig tickling. We're not going to get into that. I used to. I feel like we should get into that now. but No, because everybody else knows about it. You're new to it.
04:38:57
Speaker
Yeah, I used to... um I always make... I don't want to have to repeat myself. My dad was in jail with my mom's husband. and Basically.
04:39:09
Speaker
That's fair. I understand now. That's all you had to say. It's long story short. I get it. My mom left when i was before I was one. That's it. Fair enough.
04:39:21
Speaker
fair enough I'm a very easy person to please. like I understand a lot of things that people don't think I do. I'm very bad at telling stories, too. So if I start telling a story, I'll go off on like a million different things. She is very bad at telling stories, and I'm trying to help her. So that's why I was trying to keep it short and sweet. Oh, wait.
04:39:46
Speaker
No, I was mad at telling jokes because he had to explain every fucking joke he told. Never mind. that i give um yeah and right like I respect Britney because you know what?
04:40:01
Speaker
She's 10 toes in and it doesn't fucking matter. what You have no idea. Elamame. Elamame issues. i was struggling with that. Sell that shit on Feet Finder, Britney.
04:40:16
Speaker
Sell that shit on Feet Finder. Dude, I was literally just talking to somebody about that yesterday. Do it. yeah And I just sent... Yeah, no, I told you, I said, get that money, girl.
04:40:28
Speaker
but them Yeah, right? Put that shit up on Feet Finder. No balls. She's already given the features for free to strangers in the woods.
04:40:43
Speaker
hey Hey, you can't be handing that shit out for free. You got to charge little something, all right? yo he blocked me for a reason that's because he sold my fucking feet pictures well you gotta quit sending feet pictures to people they ain't damn dude i was out on a trail because i wish she was passed out fucked off and that snap some pics of my feet and here we are no you gotta hear this story okay and he's
04:41:14
Speaker
her right and I, I like to go swimming back there sometimes. And I had my feet in the water and he was like, Oh, you like look like an interesting person. Um, it, this looks like a beautiful shot.
04:41:27
Speaker
Can I take pictures of you? And i was like, uh, I mean, said no, you should have said no. Well, I'm not, I'm usually the photographer, but that's another story. Um, so later on, like I get his number because I, I was like, okay, um,
04:41:46
Speaker
Send me the pictures later. Whatever. And then he tells me that he's in defeat. And then I realize, hold up. Like my feet. Hold up.
04:41:58
Speaker
Wait a minute. Let me put my feet on it. He totally sold those motherfucking pictures of my motherfucking feet. Because he blind up later on too. He had to. ah Where's my foot, bitch? Hold on.
04:42:13
Speaker
Hold on. So you you do know, like, technically you could go after him if you truly wanted I could because I have tattoos on my feet. i could totally identify them. 100%.
04:42:27
Speaker
I'm just simply saying, like, you could go after him on that whole ordeal. Like, that's that's a thing. He just pulled up a foot like it wasn't even attached to her. He's just like, look at this foot.
04:42:39
Speaker
It's got tattoos. Hold on, guys. Everybody, look at this motherfucker. rare She just pulled her foot out of her junk drawer. person pocket her prison pocket like yeah man i'm flexible shot i know. Hey, notice you There's something wrong with flexibility and I can't say that for these limbs be lemon hey Double-jointed women, I can tell you this. Double-jointed women going to ride for your life.
04:43:14
Speaker
Actually, actually i would like to say and fortunately britney you cannot go after him and sue him with your limbs be lemon because i gave him permission yes and and yeah and and i don't know if you guys know this or not but this is a live broadcast that goes out across the entire interweb yeah yeah we understand that you're fucking bitch and I am not a bitch. I just want to say, Brittany, I mean, I might be a bitch, but I just want to say... I don't have the money to go after him anyway. I just i just want to say, Brittany, a lesson learned.
04:43:52
Speaker
Sometimes we make mistakes in life. Yes. And the best thing that you can do from those mistakes... I'm showing you lessons for free. Yeah, so what we do from those mistakes is we learn from them and we grow from them and we don't make them again. That's fine.
04:44:07
Speaker
but So the next time a stranger in the woods asks me take pictures of you, you say and fuck off or shoot me the money like Jerry McWire. When you put it like that, when you put it like that, okay, it sounds like when you meet strangers. Brittany, don't show your mistakes. Grow your mistakes.
04:44:27
Speaker
like You know what? We live and learn. britney You live and learn. I got your back, Brittany. Live and learn. 100%.
04:44:36
Speaker
Do you want to know his name, too? Oh, know what? I mean, yeah. Well, fuck Chris and and fuck the photographer guy, you bitches. Yeah. I'd rather not.
04:44:48
Speaker
Well, I mean, not like literally. I saw that. Fuck who? Fuck who? Chris and the photographer. Okay, yeah. Guys, we got that out there loud and clear? Did he hear it?
04:45:02
Speaker
Fuck you, Chris, you pussy. You bitch-made motherfucker. And fuck that photographer, you bitch. Getting spicy. Small dick motherfucker not looking like Thunder Thor, Thunder Bootha.
04:45:17
Speaker
That's why you watching. That's why you watching and you creeping, bitch ass. Oh, my God. That motherfucker trying to see the competition. He's like, damn, that Thor looking motherfucker got a hammer.
04:45:31
Speaker
We just lost a viewer, by the way. That's all right. Who cares? Wait, did you we lost a viewer? Because that was the viewer. love you so much.
04:45:42
Speaker
wait don you say we lust of youer because that was the view so it's
Live vs. Replay Viewers and Social Dynamics
04:45:50
Speaker
like allla Wait a minute. wait We got we gotta to retract that because we got to get that viewer back. It's the only motherfucker watching right now. right but what's The great thing about it is we don't have to have the live viewers. We get the replay viewers and that's where the numbers go.
04:46:06
Speaker
Live viewers are great. That's we got the chatterbox always open. Whose box is open? Yours Jedi. Yours. whose box is open that's yours dead i yours Jedi's box is always open. Scotto's like, me! Right here! Right here, motherfucker!
04:46:26
Speaker
Scotto. My box! My box is open! Join it! Let's go! He's like, if you want to know. If you really want to know, just... This box is open.
04:46:45
Speaker
You're going to be my lover. You got to get with Scotto. Sometimes the flaming hot Cheeto gets to the dick, okay?
04:46:56
Speaker
and Exactly, Scotto. and You better be careful because Scotto's got the length and the girth. Hey, you know what? yeah That's satisfactory right there. Because lot of motherfuckers anymore.
04:47:10
Speaker
Scotto's got the Josh Allen of dicks. He's got grank. I've got a reaction reaction for Johnny Bongs.
04:47:21
Speaker
I wanted to make sure Johnny Bongs was still alive. He's a stuffer.
04:47:28
Speaker
you know If they became a couple, that would be their celebrity couple name, though. How do you promise? Thank you. Thank you. That's what was supposed to say. Scottabombs. Scottabombs. What is happening today?
04:47:41
Speaker
I don't even know what's happening. What is happening today? I was to say, Jedi just got back, and Johnny looks like he smoked about 12 bowls and fucking ate 16 fucking cats in the last five minutes.
04:47:55
Speaker
Johnny, you're about close, yeah. okay fair enough fair enough hold it i need to get the head off some bats yeah yeah glick glick sang that song what the glick is gonna say maybe you should let him sing it
04:48:27
Speaker
ah like bri left to the left Okay, okay. you On my screen, it's left. What Brittany said. Let Glick sing it. No, don't let Glick sing it.
04:48:39
Speaker
you playing that ozzie sir Motherfucker, you fucked that up. To the left, to the left. Everything you own in the box. I'm so fucking lost.
04:48:51
Speaker
that's beyonce yeah from ozzy to beyonce is that what we're doing are we just are we just singing tonight because know it's beyonce
04:49:18
Speaker
I don't know how many more of these I can mix tonight, but I gotta mix a few more. What are you drinking, Jedi? What is your drink yeah what are you drinking choice? It's always vodka, bro. Well, actually, just on friday on Fridays I drink bourbon, but on any other day of the week I drink vodka.
04:49:34
Speaker
Jedi's like, I got this fucking bitch wife and these goddamn kids.
04:49:43
Speaker
The t-shirt under my hoodie is like, proud father of few dumbass kids. That's my t-shirt. I'm wearing it right now under my hoodie. I got the hat. Yeah. i had bobrita the teenager I had that hat. I had to see which hat I was wearing.
04:50:01
Speaker
The hat I have on right now is i like my I like my women a little bit older. I like my girls a little bit older. My cat is not on the bingo board, unfortunately. Uh-oh. Bussy on stream.
04:50:16
Speaker
Bussy on stream, great. Bussy's on stream. Shit's going down. This is not the crazy only fans. I'm going say that out of my life. 18 years old
04:50:29
Speaker
yeah know i have to put her down next week unfortunately oh wait what what what my why hawaii it's like i'm not eighteen years old she's like put down but i mean no please Oh shit You've reached your expiration date Sorry bitch She's just like Time to kill you You fucking swore She's literally trying to keep her food in And is having troubles Walking I don't want her to struggle That's all Bring your goofy ass over here and say hi What are you still doing Get in here bitch
04:51:12
Speaker
yeah Yeah, bitch. Yeah. What she said. Here's the bitch counter. we We don't have the bitch counter tonight. You've missed yeah you've missed all the all the all the finger toes that Brittany has showed us tonight. Yeah, for free. You don't even need a FeetBinder account. She'll just toss him up for fucking free 99.
04:51:38
Speaker
What's up, you a handsome son of a bitch? yes so Are you shirtless? Do you not have a shirt on? What's going on down there? Untrackable, you're on the panel. You're not posing for mug shot. Yeah, baby. Yeah.
04:51:53
Speaker
yeah Hey, he might be posing for a mug shot. Settle it down, all right? I should ask more questions before I make assumptions.
04:52:04
Speaker
Yeah. We might have a news daddy in the building. jack coming up in here with his shirt that know a ho yeah no one ah I'm on vacation.
04:52:16
Speaker
and um like I just went for a swimming and the I took my it was my daughter's first time swimming in the dark as well. And it's raining and and it's it is it is a beautiful midnight in Virginia right now.
04:52:34
Speaker
you Yeah. Yes, that is like the best thing ever. ah fur is like In the rain especially because you're already getting wet, so fuck it. That's what she said.
04:52:45
Speaker
Oh.
04:52:52
Speaker
Or that's what I said. Did you say you were drinking Huh? What kind of vodka?
04:53:05
Speaker
Shmier now. I'm happy you're in vacation mode, bro. are you feeling? How's life going? Are you feeling relaxed?
04:53:16
Speaker
You know he's feeling relaxed. He's got his goddamn shirt off. I don't even need to ask that question. now yeah He makes me want to take my shirt off.
04:53:27
Speaker
No, you gorilla-looking motherfucker. That man's got a nice like shag rug. You got fucking shitty-ass carpet.
04:53:38
Speaker
No, I got a Superman. My chest hair grows in like the Superman symbol. like For real, it's like natural. It's natural. it's And you can see it on our OnlyFans page.
04:53:51
Speaker
On the Glazy OnlyFans. On the Glazy page. Chad, I feel like we really have to start an OnlyFans page just to have one. I feel like it's false advertising if we don't at this point. It's how much we talk about it. Yeah, I was going to say false advertising. What? Hold on, hold on, hold on.
04:54:09
Speaker
It's just going to be lazy, hanging out and talking. Like, that's all we're going to do. They do have OnlyFans TV, which is a podcast style.
04:54:23
Speaker
not anybody but You guys can do it. because Glazy. Yeah. and we I actually, yeah. I should totally. yeah yeah Venture into that shit, brother.
04:54:35
Speaker
Glazy on OnlyFans. It's just Jenna and I hanging out. and just yeah like bri Just hanging out. and All of a sudden a limb comes out of nowhere. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. brittany pops aboard off just chilling all sudden Boom. There's a leg.
04:54:51
Speaker
there's the arm there's something spin this fingers close this finger chose What'd you do to your leg, woman? Jesus. I'm telling you. I'm telling you what. The three of us need to do a show on this network together. Just Jedi, Brittany, and myself.
04:55:10
Speaker
We should do a show on this network. Fucking fun. We don't. There's no open door. There's no leg. It's just the three of us just hanging out. i might Preston, you're welcome to be in the chat.
04:55:24
Speaker
yeah I will be in the chat, motherfucker. Hey, I will be the cook in the corner for this shit show, all right? Damn. one puts baby in a corner. but now our chat has be Now our chat has become, we're from the chatter's box to the cuckold. Yeah, the cook corner, all right?
04:55:48
Speaker
Oh, shit.
04:55:51
Speaker
but yeah sp sp cat so Sorry, Chad. Sorry, Chad. I'm sorry that you guys are now the cuck corner. Y'all are all cucks. I just want y'all to know, all right? i can't Preston's getting timed out like 30 seconds into him talking in the chat. What an asshole.
04:56:16
Speaker
We're going to do it on Sunday. going to do it on the Lord's Day. a long The Day. think if he even tried to jump on, he'd burst into flames on the Lord's Day.
04:56:29
Speaker
I'm going to say I will show up with a black book and we're all putting a hand on that bitch. Oh my God. I, Britt and Jenna, I think we seriously need to have this conversation about the Glazy Biz show and we need to make it fit somehow on this network where there's the three of us hanging over a couple hours. Okay.
04:56:48
Speaker
Brittany has to do her arm thing for 90% of the show though. i will that's she That's all she does. She just does the wave. This is all I'm here for. i you Oh, you made a noise of it this time. What's the sound effect? You gotta have the noise. Hold So i had somebody try to add me on Snapchat that looks like the default character.
04:57:21
Speaker
wasn't me. I do not have Snapchat. I've never used it a day in my life. So I thought it was you. So I accepted it And I was like, is this who with the fuck I think it is?
04:57:33
Speaker
And they were like, I don't know. Is it? I was like, default? There's other default characters out there. ah well i don't know I didn't see a picture of him. it was like of his actual avatar.
04:57:47
Speaker
and wait You did this, so that sounds like me, but not what you see on camera. It's too big around, Brittany. You gotta shrink it down if you want the real fucking default. it was it was a girthpocalypse.
04:58:03
Speaker
Goddamn zeddy girthquake over here.
04:58:07
Speaker
godda zatyth earthquake over here continue right there that's all i that's that that giggle just does does every it every time it is kind of hot daddy it is kind of hot it is it is pretty it's pretty like a little evil like that's coming from like a 90 straight guy there's a there's a Like a 10% that might be good. No, it is. That 10% you gotta look out for. That whole 10% is for you, boo. And Scotto said, so you're saying there's a chance.
04:58:47
Speaker
bla is going yeah goes I don't even think Brandy would be mad. She'd be like, okay. hey I don't think so. get it.
04:58:58
Speaker
we both yeah
04:59:02
Speaker
They're going to Eiffel Tower. There's a goddamn earthquake over here. My butthole would be mad. Hashtag earthquake. Just breathe.
04:59:14
Speaker
just Relax your throat. Just relax your throat, Blake. What does relaxing your relax to or throat have to do with your butthole? but Don't worry. you i been able find out You'll find out. You'll find out, Anki.
04:59:32
Speaker
Go subscribe to the Glazy OnlyFans and you'll understand.
04:59:38
Speaker
That's fair. That is fair. Uh-oh. killed Brittany. Was she on the bingo card? Brittany said, I had her on my bingo card. I win.
04:59:50
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No. But Glick, if I subscribe, Scotty's got to be there, bitch. He might make a special. He might. He'll be a special guest. He'll be a special guest. Don't worry. A special guest appearance. I'm sure he's hurt.
05:00:06
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I mean, we ain't subscribing for free here. yeah Do it in Glick's fan every Sunday.
05:00:18
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building it in the Glacy van. Come on now. america is sp yeah scooby and the game have the mystery machine jedi and i have the glazy machine it's working overtime the photographer yeah she she is the true fluffer in this situation for both of y'all there's no fluffing needed she just takes pictures yeah i the I'm the videographer and the photographer. Have you seen of us? I do have blindfolded, though. Yeah, I have. Both of y'all need some serious fluffing at that point, motherfucker. Have you seen us?
05:01:01
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I feel like someone's dick is running in their asshole and coming out the backside. feel like Justin is super jelly about the whole situation that we didn't ask him to be on this show.
05:01:11
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no No, trust me. jenna bro a sorry i am you I am not jelly. You're not glazy show material. Sorry. i am I am not jealous of not being glazy show material. What's the difference between jelly and jam?
05:01:30
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they got the I can't jelly my dick down, you bitch. But you can jam it. I'm really kind of upset that he's the one that answered that. like yeah That is exactly why he's not glazy show material. Yeah, because I know shit. You fucks You asked the question. I know, but it's usually more tasteful than that.
05:01:57
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You're right. The actual one is... no little one is you know the glazy is usually very jam yeah i deep down so yeah yeah yeah It's time to watch the show everybody.
05:02:17
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everybody gather on the television set my having son to watch your show then i was like wait never mind But you have to understand, you have to understand, Preston's feeling some sort of ways.
05:02:30
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He is. He's still left out. already we've We've already established the Glaze show is on OnlyFans is a thing. And Scotto makes but multiple guest appearances. We even bring the Johnny Bongs in with the stash.
05:02:45
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And you bring Scotty in with the small hands and the fucking function. Scotty doesn't know. Scotty doesn't know. Don't tell Scotty. Scotty doesn't know. don't tell yeah he only and shame of johnny donng I'm going to give you guys a little behind the scenes.
05:03:05
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I guess that would help people have more weight than one. Wait, did you say behind? if you A little behind on the scenes. If you watch closely in every video that we make, Untrackable is there.
05:03:21
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Untrackable is the dopest of the dope. But you don't know that he's there because he's untrackable. He's currently bigger than Johnny Bong. We are the first on mut channel that will track him.
05:03:32
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Johnny Bong is like, wait, what? All of you guys worked here before me, so I have no room to This has gone completely off rails. I've never worked here. i gotta know Get control your channel.
05:03:49
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And Brittany requests everything.
05:03:53
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It's just kind of like, the bitch, I'm here for all that. um i'm I'm here. Guy on guy love. He's subbed with his man account and all his alt accounts to the Glaze show.
05:04:08
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For real, like, and you're just chilling here and you're like, oh, let's let's chill with these fucking losers. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:04:20
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He's like, I've never seen so many straight guys act so fucking gay. We're not acting. Jenna and I really do a lot of gay shit together. This is why I'm also scared to get my Thor man up in here because Scotto might start away. You're worried he's going to go gay and not want you anymore? Yeah, yeah she's totally worried he's going to end up gay and she's going to like, fuck.
05:04:42
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or Or he's going to love Scotto as much as we all do. and And Brandy comes up in here and Brandy loves Scotto. And she knows that Scotto is not going to steal. I already have a boyfriend at work and I'm already jealous of that. Yeah, well. yeah Why are you jealous of work life? I'm not jealous. I'm just kidding. God, you can't be jealous of the work life. She's definitely jealous, for real.
05:05:04
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Yeah, she's jealous. She can tell. I'm right. I mean, gotta say... That's his boyfriend. Honestly, I push him off onto him sometimes.
05:05:14
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me I'm like, i you mine go to your other wife. that's the view I don't think I'd be half the man that I am today without having met Scotto. So, God bless you, Scotto. Scotto's a great guy.
05:05:33
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And the other half of the man that he is today is because of Glitch. No, it's not, Glick. Sometimes like hey it's sometimestime Scott a criminal sandwich.
05:05:46
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No, the other half is because of the Glazy show, bitch, that you haven't done yet. have done that. How would you know you haven't subscribed yet? actually Bitch. Bitch.
05:05:58
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I would know a lot of things happening on OnlyFans. And you motherfuckers ain't up on that shit yet. Yeah, we are. Been there for months. You don't even know.
05:06:09
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Months. It was untrackable speaking. Why don't you let untrackable speak? Let the man talk. Shut up, Preston. came maggie thank like Shut up, fucking bearded you jealous fucking? You're so jealous. You're so mad right now.
05:06:28
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Hold on. Do I need to go put my pants on and turn off three lights? big Hold on. Click. I'll go put on my pajama pants, turn off three lights, and I'll be big mad.
05:06:39
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Nope. Nope. Nope. Holy shit.
05:06:43
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the beginning of the you had she's Yo, so who likes The Office? Anybody? Yeah, i love The Office.
05:06:55
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So, here's an idea. i feel like we should all have like a Dundee's night. What the fuck are you talking about? Yes. Can somebody fill me in? Dundies.
05:07:08
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Have you never watched the office? There's no way to fill you and if you've not seen the episodes. You've got to watch it. We need the Dundies around here. I love it, Brittany. I have two already. Fucking love it.
05:07:20
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What are Dundies? Hold up. Hold up. Dunder Mifflin, the Dundies. That's the awards that Michael Scott gives out to his employees at a Chili's.
05:07:32
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That's fucking awesome. Brittany, half my wardrobe is office related material, like t-shirts, sweatshirts. I have, well dude, I paid 125 fucking dollars for a signed bathroom.
05:07:48
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You know, the bathroom sign it's signed by Dwight. That's fucking awesome. Certified with a picture of him signing it. Everything. I'm fucking obsessed, dude. It's a
05:08:04
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Okay, Brittany. I already thought you were awesome, question and you just went up five notches. Who here wants to do more or later? That's the only thing I want to know. What is this show that we're talking about?
05:08:16
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The Offense. What do you mean the show? The Offense. Is that that show that's got the guy who's like, have you seen my tape? No. That's Office Space. Yeah. It's got the boss and he was like, I'm going to need you work this weekend. Yeah.
05:08:28
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no that's maybe that's awful they think yeah yeah the box anyone is like i do i gotta change out me needs you to and that i work this weekend well Oh, that's okay. And, you we're talking about two different things. Nice. I love it.
05:08:50
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I love it. so Yeah. It's a problem. i've seen And, like, Steve Carell's name is not Steve Carell. It's Michael Scott.
05:09:03
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Yeah. cool It's Michael Scott. Tell this man that has God-given legal right on his birth certificate his name is Steve Carell and you're like, no, bitch.
05:09:15
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It's Michael Scott. I'm going to use your whole government name, bitch. Didn't they replace him on that show? No, well, it was an English show. like It was in the UK. It was a British show originally.
05:09:28
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yeah <unk> There's so show that so there's a show that... Well, there's two shows that I watch. One is Being Human. I saw that. It's on my queue. I haven't gotten that. It's about a werewolf, a vampire, and ghost who live together. Originally, it was on BBC.
05:09:47
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Oh, my God. Dude, watch the BBC version of it. oh They have no fear of nudity and sex in England. I was going to say, BBC doesn't do censored anything, brother. o Well, I mean...
05:10:03
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And there's another show which is like a sitcom. America's softest fuck. I
TV Shows, Movies, and Cultural Humor
05:10:09
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love America. They lighten up. They lighten up a lot on that show. I remember when people lost their mind when Tony Shalhoub or whatever the guy from and NYPD Blue showed his ass on network television. Dude, the first episode of Shameless. Shameless is a show too.
05:10:30
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Yeah, but Shameless was on cable network. Yeah, you can show titties all you want, but... Yeah, I'm too young. We've all grown up. It's got to me. Untrackable's like, hold on, hold on. I got titties for y'all. Look, look. Just look at them.
05:10:47
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I do like titties, but God, like... It's making me hate titties now. Hey. Yo, all right. I'm getting hard now.
05:10:58
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hey yeah all right i'm getting hard now I even have a third one. Untrackable is a fucking fit dude. Untrackable is a fit dude. I didn't think would.
05:11:13
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Yeah, what's up, man? You sexy son of a bitch. Bitch, that motherfucker's 165 pounds of solid fuck you. That's what he is. I don't think he hit on anybody, Glick. It just, like, curses me out.
05:11:27
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What? um I can't help it that there's some sexy ass dudes on this panel right now that want to to, not dudes. I'm talking to one I'm going to stay girlfriend.
05:11:39
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but or in the mu i can't help with that there's some sex s dus on this panel right now that i want to talk to not dudes i'm talking to one scott ah
05:11:50
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girlfriend her and i are weird You better stop. We're going to go on a little excursion ourselves. We're going to have fun with the boys. are not taking my girlfriend on an excursion with you.
05:12:03
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You can take my front door, hammer, the fuck ellen bunly bo You get Hammer Thor and she gets brandy.
05:12:18
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That's a fair trick. I get fat i give fat Thor boo thing. what He doesn't drink though. He just smokes bad weed. He can smoke bad weed and I can drink drinks on here him here i he is he smoke bad He smoke the mad weed. I'll drink the mad beer. We'll get along.
05:12:38
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can get mad.
05:12:40
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And Brittany's like, fuck! but My plan failed! Brittany's going to be bad because Thunder Boo Thing and I are going to put Glow in the Dark condoms on and have lightsaber fights. Dude, that's lightsaber fight ever.
05:13:01
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and that's going to be their shortest light day fight ever she just might say right i just I'm just saying you've never seen Lazy Jedi and Darth Glick.
05:13:17
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Likesaber fight. Wait, wait, wait. lazy featuring thunder her off whatever this thunder boothing
05:13:32
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um It's going to be the Glazy Group, which is just going to be the tip of the condom versus Thunder Booth thing, which is going to be the whole condom. And we're going to bring in Darth Malscato, who's going to have the double saber. He's going have the lurch. The lurch. Are you on the evil side or the dark side? No.
05:13:56
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ah learn are you on the evil side are the good like the dark side you know on the dark side i mean scotto is probably on the dark side the pink side the pink side the brown side come on no i'm on the pink side scotto you're on the right you're on the brown side sorry was that too far Well, no, I mean, to be fair, though, pink before it's brown. He's on the brown inside.
05:14:32
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me i mean, godo Scotto has a point. It is pink before it's brown. Wait, what is that, Brittany? What do you got going on there? and miff and The Dunder shirt, brother. The the Thunder yeah from down under.
05:14:50
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No, it's the Dunder, not Thunder. There's a difference. Brittany can sell paper. Okay, that's what we know right now. No, so my old job, um they we had Pretzel Day even, too. Oh my God, no fucking way. Yeah. My boss's wife, she would like print out a picture of the family and it's like, it's Pretzel Day.
05:15:14
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And she would homemade... That's hilarious. Make homemade pretzels. So my Dundies, well, we called them Brighties because our company was called Albright.
05:15:25
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um This first one is Anya approved. It's the biggest cunt of all the customers that we have. But she likes me. Did the biggest cunt?
05:15:36
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Oh, yeah. She's a big age. She hated everybody. got to say right. You got to say right. You got to say it right. It is the cunt teeth. The cunt teeth. Yeah, all.
05:15:49
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yeah yeahon She hated everybody in the whole business except for me. so i That's why I got this award. Anya approved. and Then the second year, um it's radioactive because I called into the radio. It's nowhere we're in near y'all. DC 101. Washington,
05:16:17
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um i ah yeah Say right shout out to the right that's it say right oh and they right no Face fake mustache. That was creative. I like that. I love that. Horse like the force. He packed poor.
05:16:33
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she got it that was creative i like say from a lord bla but check guys that love that girl yeah ah force like the force the full the c he he he packed poor totally get okay You got it. Well, she would have understood if he would have said swore. The floor scene.
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The floor scene.
05:17:04
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The floor scene. The floor scene. The floor scene. The floor scene.
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But he put floor. Like using the floor. Use ah poor the It's brilliant.
05:17:20
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It's brilliant. I've never heard it said before. It is brilliant. It is brilliant. very and feel like there's a I feel like there's a porno parody that they said that was... Oh, there's many. There's the... i know Okay, I get it.
05:17:38
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That's one my favorite fucking things. Oh, Brittany caught up. I mean, why we were lapping you in Mario Kart, but now you finally... Like the names are creative and they're fucking funny.
05:17:49
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Like I was on a trip with a bunch of people and it was like a seven hour drive and into hour four. We're fucking bored. So I pulled up top 100. Brittany, you're being a real Kevin right now.
05:18:00
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And we just read the fucking names for like two hours. It was great. ah ah There's a, what is the what is the Avengers point? right, gentlemen and ladies.
05:18:12
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I'm going hop off here for the night. Y'all have fantastic meetings. finally jesus
05:18:21
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christ we'll see you later hey maggie it was good to see you again brother i'm glad you're doing good i'm glad you're still alive yeah love you brother yeah love's little bit brother sorry to be a bitch now that asshole's out of here
05:18:42
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so Some of the funniest ones I remember from list were Maltese Phallus. Swear to She Wrote. Somebody made a Murder, She Wrote parody. thats good smart she wrote And then Lara Croft with Womb Raider. What Lara Croft what?
05:19:01
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Womb Raider. Like the womb. I have heard that one. Huh. right
05:19:10
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but
05:19:14
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I burped him. I just got some exterior noise with this rain. don't know how much it's going to affect what's coming through. don't want to have y'all listen to this
05:19:34
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what's coming through i don't i don't want to have like yall listen to this this rain and oh dude i'll fall asleep man i ain't gonna lie that that fucking like that white noise is the closest one to me right now that's rain is it's off right here too ask mr what what i don't know i said i'm trying to split oh i'm not even reading
05:20:02
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oh and No, that's... I didn't say ask mister. I said ASMR. I heard ask mister. I knew you did. That's all you did.
05:20:15
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No matter what we say. No, it was fun. Give me that ass, mister. Tonight. That's what I'm talking about.
05:20:28
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It was fun tonight. You know. I had it was fun tonight um you know
05:20:35
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I had a few drinks and you had a few drinks around your daughter in the ocean. Sister-in-law went down to the dock and sure shit, I jump into the water.
05:20:46
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ah You can't see, you can't see anything. And I jump into the water and they just sit there. And next thing you know, my daughter, she's like, well, where's daddy going?
05:21:00
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Well, daddy jumped into the lake. like well i want to do what daddy's doing and next thing you know my wife is freaking the fuck out because i'm i'm holding this girl in a pitch black lake and uh you know we we weren't even three feet from the ladder and and my wife is just losing her and it's like well you know you gotta learn how to swim somehow you know mother initially simply anything
05:21:33
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Swimmer die. Yeah, i remembered I was not raised with floaties. I was not raised with protection. It was, hey, here's water. You either make it or you don't.
05:21:45
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What was that? Adam Sandler movie? So your wife was worried that she was going be the don't. Okay.
05:21:55
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I was getting ready to
Nerf Gun Fun and Relationship Preferences
05:21:56
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ask, so did your daughter drown?
05:22:00
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Did you murder my daughter in a lake? She's good's good to go. and In fact, she's excited to do it again tomorrow when the when there's actual daylight. going to say, um should we delete this live stream? Because Untrackable is confessing to murdering his daughter in a lake.
05:22:20
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I went on vacation with this many kids and I came back with one. Oh, no, I did get my wife real good, though, because she was down there. It was a whole group of us.
05:22:32
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And I jump off and I i swim away and they they can't see me. But it's one of those. It's like ah like a like do you call it like a boat landing a boat lift or whatever.
05:22:45
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So there's two ladders. There's a ladder on this side and a ladder on that side. And so I jumped off where everybody was hanging out, drinking beers.
05:22:56
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You know, I jumped off that side and I had done it a handful of times. But then I just kind of disappeared. And you apply one of some hoing I went up the other ladder and I crawled on my belly.
05:23:13
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made sure there was no shadows. And my wife's like, hey, where'd he go? He hasn't sucked his head up. where Where is he? And she started doing this like managerial type of screaming.
05:23:28
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not not Not like concerned, but like I'm demanding that you make a noise so that way I know you're okay. And I belly crawled all the way up behind her.
05:23:40
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And my brother-in-law saw me and he started laughing. And when he saw me and started laughing, I was just like, well, I'm busted now. So I just reached out and pinched my wife's ass.
05:23:52
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And she was like, what where the fuck were you? I was like, i was fucking with you the entire time. That's what I do. Yeah. ability to the thoughts It was probably like a 20 minute ordeal.
05:24:07
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Like i I jumped into the water and I was not seen for about 20 minutes. But for 15 minutes, I was ah was out of the water crawling on my belly to to scare my wife.
05:24:24
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two in the I love that. I scared the shit out of Josh a couple times and he was like fucking so pissed off about it.
05:24:35
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I like crawled on the floor ah like to the bed and like he was watching The Walking Dead so I was waiting for like the perfect moment for like a zombie to pop up or some shit.
05:24:48
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It was taking too long. I still scared the shit out of him. It's awesome. I love that shit. Scaring the shit out of your person is like Probably the best thing.
05:25:01
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You know? That's how you get by in life. Cool. Oh, also, i have Nerf guns that I like to stay scrapped on me I even brought them to work.
05:25:17
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what What do you do? If you put a metal pellet in the back of the Nerf dart, it makes more interesting. and makes it makes it more interesting Yeah, but I didn't want get arrested that day, so. Oh, it makes it a lot more interesting.
05:25:32
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But now, like, during break, I, like, pulled out my Nerf gun, and I'm, like, running around to everybody's car and just, like, fucking them up. That guy lived in Baltimore. I used to do that shit.
05:25:44
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What did you say, Brittany? What did you say about... What did you say you're running around to people's cars and fucking them? Yeah. You know, the floor in me.
05:25:56
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Dirty snore. Fuck you, No. my time no No.
05:26:11
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Did I say that too loud? My bad. kitcheniny Brittany. So you all can talk about your dicks and balls and fucking each other in the ass, but I can't say that. I'm not kid my nuts.
05:26:24
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can fuck whoever you want as long as you're not here. Wait, what, Brittany? What the fuck? I was talking about... this Is someone gonna wake up and come over and get some booty?
05:26:37
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No, I'm gonna probably go over there like I do every Sunday. I don't care. Whatever the case may be, are you gonna go someday? Probably, yeah. When you get done with the show, you gonna go get some dick?
05:26:50
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No. He's asleep, and he's fucking stupid when he's asleep. That's all right. He'll wake up but you... He's stupid when he's asleep. How does that give All right, man. I'm just going to like ah number but if i was if I was asleep and Brandy was like... was like...
05:27:09
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I should. I prefer when he's asleep. Holy fuck. I was asleep and Brandy was you feeling like, I'm awake now. get a track Well, the situation is complicated.
05:27:24
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Why? He's got kids. Yeah. therere there I got kids too. so So you're complicated too.
05:27:37
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I can't wait until I got Brandy here. I cannot
Candle Jokes and Personal Anecdotes
05:27:45
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wait until I got Brandy here. I have a Levine up in this bed. Oh, shit.
05:27:52
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Here's a pillow. Bite that. Luke's just a skater, boy. I said see you later, boy. Who said it? Here's a pillow. Bite that. Oh, hello.
05:28:04
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You like me? but and i will yeah Hey, hey.
05:28:11
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Hey. I don't give a damn if I'm a dead-ass sleep. Brandy wakes me up for some booty. Hey, it's it's game on. Your boy's wide awake.
05:28:25
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Hello? I'm not sleeping. You're sleeping. I'm ready to go. I might be asleep, but my dick's not asleep.
05:28:35
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Ew, shut up. I oh do i mean, it's a thing, though. Usually when they're asleep, their dick is awake. It's called morning wake. Yeah. Yeah. love Never mind.
05:28:50
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I hope you get booty today. I hope get dick. Wow. I hope you dicks today. Yeah, Scotto. We're talking to you.
05:29:04
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Scotto, I hope you get booty and dick today. I'm down for that. yeah you know rebe goes we are We are sending the booty gods to you, baby.
05:29:18
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Dick and booty, considering what happens, that's duty. Scotto's got more of a chance than any of us time. He can get both. Scotto can get... he hear both it was kind scott yeah he's got
05:29:34
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I lost my train of thought. Plug it in. plug it in but's The train derailed. Sorry. phone You're the new mascot for Glades plugins.
05:29:49
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but okay
05:29:53
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I love it. Why do i love that though? I would totally buy Glades plugins if Scotto was on the front. Wait a minute. So wait minute. You'd buy Glazy plugins if we made Scotto our mascot?
05:30:06
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For sure. Well, you know what? At the end of the day, Jedi, Scotto, we all win. You know what? We need a mascot for our new business. Yeah. boom Hey, Gwyneth Pachter sells her vagina candles. You know, I'm... Not that...
05:30:26
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not that I do like Wyndon Paltrow. I'm not attracted to her, but I like her as an actress. You like who? Yeah, i like her as an actress, but I um i don't think she's like... I mean, she's pretty, but she's not, like, fuckable.
05:30:40
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No. Wait. She was pretty... I'll give her credit as as Pepper Potts. Oh, you're... Okay, I get you. Yeah, but I... mean I don't want to buy it, but if I knew somebody that bought it, I would kind of want to smell the vagina. I kind of want to smell it. know. Gwyneth Paltrow, a couple years ago, she made candles that smell like her vagina.
05:31:08
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Yeah, and I am kind of curious. I'm not going to lie. What are my ears worth? $100 for it. That's the thing. Look it up. She literally made candles that smell like her vagina.
05:31:20
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Okay, well, anytime you open up a can of tuna, you're going to get the same thing. oh I'd rather have the candy food. How much how much did the candles cost? is it I don't know. Hold on a second. I think they went up.
05:31:36
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Hey, Google, how much does Gwyneth Paltrow's pussy candles um
05:31:44
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cost? It smells like my vagina. Oh, my God. Oh! do You got me out your fucking... What is it? my God. This smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's orgasm.
05:31:58
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Gwyneth Paltrow's candle smells... $450 goddamn dollars for the candle that smells like her fucking... I told you they went up. You could get so much tuna for that.
05:32:10
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Like a whole boatload of your doorstep. Four pints. it fucking just smelling limit to your door four seven verse of tuna I'm create This is what it smells like when glicks when Glick ah fucking rabbi fucking know Fucking Here's a candle for you. I just worked 10 hours 100 and some odd degree weather. Now this is what my balls smell like.
05:32:42
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You stupid bitches. Swamp nuts. Swamp ass. Swamp. it but There's no goddamn way. it's just Somebody pays $450 for like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina.
05:32:56
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but candle that smells like woodeth poucher's vagina I told Thunder Daddy i was thirsty and he was sweating. who Whoa. Britney's thirsty. I'm fucking done. I'm fucking done. i quit. i Shut up, Britney. That is... Hey, you want to say some shit?
05:33:17
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I'll say some shit, bitch. Britney ain't backing down bitch. Britney. this britney bitch you its right I hate all of you.
05:33:31
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I hate all of you. So my little brother, he's a prank. It's Britney, bitch. Britney, bitch.
05:33:42
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I mean, I appreciate it, but Scott is was trying to talk. So my little brother would fart in a two liter bottle and keep it sealed for like two or three weeks.
05:33:53
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And then later on, open it on your face. Holy fuck. Oh, my God. It was
05:34:06
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was bad. I'll tell you tell you. God damn it, Bobby. fifty God damn it, Bobby. Boy, I'll tell you what.
05:34:17
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Baby Sam Butthead, stop masturbating in my tongue. No.
05:34:25
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well Oh, my God. Oh, what am I doing talking to y'all stupid asses? I don't know. I don't know. and You know what? You say that. You say that. What am I doing talking to your stupid asses?
05:34:40
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Meanwhile, meanwhile, there's there's people out there like Chris who are are in their feelings and acting in some sort of way and and they and they're and they're hate watching us.
05:34:52
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Oh, that one. I'm happy holding hands away.
05:34:57
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I got a small dick and I'm insecure as fuck, so I'm going to come on here and watch this panel. and talk They don't have lurch. But you don't. Yeah, you don't got no lurch.
05:35:09
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But your but which planting the pur you're a bitch because we're live and we have a chatter's box and whatever you have to say, you can say to the chatter's box, you goofy bastard. Holy shit, Johnny. And chopsticks.
05:35:24
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My name's Chris, too. No, it's not like it's X. But you know what? you make his You make the name Chris bad.
05:35:36
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You're terrible human being. You're a shitbag.
05:35:41
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And you're jealous of Thunder Boothing. Daddy. Whatever. Thunder Boothing. Who you talking to right now, by the way? Shh. I don't know.
05:35:54
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agree with him and go up. Shh. Just let me have a question. Uh-oh. Brittany's all squirmy now. That's your ex. Okay, gotcha.
05:36:05
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the The problem exes get mad when people hit the upgrade button and then they feel some sort of right. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. Brittany hit an upgrade.
05:36:17
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Brandy hit an upgrade.
05:36:22
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I hit an upgrade. yeah yeah thunder thunder yeah romping thunder boom thing hit an upgrade i don't know um oh yeah for a damn i'm sure she said for a damn sure she got to rent that's how that's how goddamn confident she got the risk no that was fucking real that was real randy definitely an upgrade yeah so much so that that girl won't even like really even look me in the eyes no no
05:36:53
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right brendy found Brandy found a man that was full-sized. say but I got weed and ramen, and those are my two priorities filled up right there. No, not there. No, I'm talking. I'm talking. No, no, trust me. I'm not full-sized. I'm not full-sized there. It's not alert situation, okay?
05:37:13
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How tall are you, Glenn? 6'2", 6'3". Okay, so I'm about okay so like i'm about like five eight And that's like the average height. So like I can't wear heels with these most of the time. So I finally got a heel tall enough where I can. How old is Thunder Boothin?
05:37:34
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I didn't say. and i said i did not even remotely say anything close to how old is he. I said how tall is he? I thought you said older than me.
05:37:46
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I can't hear shit. This is all the way up to it. I'm still deaf as fuck. No, go ahead. Go ahead and flex on that shit. How much younger is he?
05:37:57
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Only four years younger, though. Go ahead and flex on that shit.
05:38:04
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No, he's probably like... He's probably like... I have eight. Six foot, eight. He's Long enough for me to wear fucking heels.
05:38:17
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so being like
05:38:21
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Jedi, we're not short-shaming. Jedi, we're not short-shaming you short kings. I love you. You're my short king, Jedi. Just so you know. All over the dude, you know what I mean? but like For some reason, i'm just like I'm already kind of like doody enough.
05:38:39
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You what I'm saying? No, you don't know. but say Hold on a second. Wait, you're doody enough? I said it right. du you heard How do you doody?
05:38:53
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Doody? Doody's your shorts? No, I'm like doody-ish enough. so like Oh, you're like a bro. Yeah, you're like a bro. You're yeah you're definitely like a bro. so like rose When I wear heels and like a dress and I dress up, I don't want to feel that way.
05:39:11
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I can't. You i'm like i know i I mean no disrespect by this. When Glick dress ups and heels in a dress, he doesn't want to look like dude either.
05:39:24
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You're not wrong, Jenna. I just want to feel pretty. and just I just want to feel pretty. don't know. It's hard to explain. want to be pretty. Some folks don't mind being the tall bitch next to the short little rich guy, but it's probably because of the money. Oh, so pretty?
05:39:36
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Yeah.
05:39:39
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I was going to say and I don't mean no disrespect for this. i You do not seem like the heels and dress type.
05:39:52
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You've already seen a picture of me in heels and dress. That's a fucking lie. At my friend Ricky's wedding. yeah I wasn't at Ricky's wedding. so No, no, no. I showed it in the fucking thing.
05:40:08
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ah but yeah Show them the fucking thing. These are like pumps, so these make me really fucking tall. Like Reebok pumps?
05:40:19
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You got that on the tongue? You got to pump it That's exactly what want. Oh, hell yeah. You got to pump it up. Skato probably has a pair that looks just like this, maybe.
05:40:33
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Do you wear heels? no comment i have something that looks like these there you go oh yeah scottos bringing sexy back i'm bringing sexy back
05:41:01
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but that's I feel like Scotto said that and has had it multiple times tonight. Scotto says it every day. It's his mantra. pretty bad fat yeah but He sets the tone.
05:41:15
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He does I said I wasn't going to do this tonight, but I did it tonight. oh What did you do?
05:41:27
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its Six-hour show, drink a beer, and I have to get up tomorrow and try four hours. I'm not going to do all the things I've done and just did. yeah i'm not going to do everything that I did
05:41:43
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today. I have that effect. Hashtag blame Scato. it's our Hashtag ah say glaneka understand well just go
Show Conclusion and Farewells
05:41:53
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You know what?
05:41:54
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Those fiery-ass Cheetos really get you going. Goddamn Slammin' Cheetos, man. turn gli into Can't stop. why in the GameStop. we stop gay stop Wait, what?
05:42:06
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I said Games. GameStop was actually a perfect for Scott O'Being here. But that's...
05:42:13
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That's our new hashtag. but I'm the Glaze OnlyFans. Can't stop, won't stop, GameStop. GlazeStop. That was their little catchphrase for a bit. GayStop, GlazeStop. It was GameStop, not GayStop.
05:42:28
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Yeah, well, one the prices they gave you for trading. everything Don't stop, won't stop, GlazeStop. that that bird I might take a break.
05:42:40
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i take a break and have like a you know some water from hydration and then we'll just get back to it hey got no time for breaks hum yes and no time for that shit as youation station you need hydration i'll give you an iv actually yeah okay different like she said actually okay there it's what near the border obligatory it's the nurse ah Is the Is the nurse hot? The nurse's thunder boo thing.
05:43:18
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ah No, I don't trust his ass. Oh wait, never mind. I'm not going to say anything. oh ah You keep saying that, but we keep wanting you to say it. all this this We don't need you to say it. I already know it.
05:43:31
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He's a fucking hero. Okay, Glick, you say it then. He's a heroin junkie. He knows how to use a needle. Thunder Booth thing, you fucking rat bastard. He's too bad to be a fucking heroin addict. Are you kidding me? I haven't seen heroin addicts. They're fat.
05:43:45
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It's crack addicts that are skin. It's meth heads that are skinning. I have no idea. I don't know anything about drugs. I but i just know crackheads. I'm addicted to Jesus.
05:43:58
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the and Jesus, he is our Lord and Savior. Hallelujah. I inject his love into my veins every day. that's what the The preacher injected his love into my butthole.
05:44:12
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Oh, you're Catholic. No, that's a priest. um Whatever, ever same thing.
05:44:22
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No, he said Jesus said this is right. I was like, all right. Don't feel right. Jesus, take the wheel. the jebi Jesus, Jesus, Jesus can't drive for shit. and row Roll, roll, roll, roll.
05:44:42
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and He can walk on water, but he can't he can't put his blinker on in time.
05:44:50
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Okay, I'm going to be numb for a minute. for once you did I'll fire back up in just like three minutes. and Should we bring Preston back up? No, fuck no.
05:45:03
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There's literally 15 minutes left in the show. Alright, fine. Fuck it. Don't shit. So should today, I think I can't forget. That's what Brittany said. Brittany, sometimes you remind me of the guy from the Waterboy. What?
05:45:20
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What? What happened? What the fuck? that's why
05:45:29
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yeah you so goting much what happened ah water You know the movie The Waterboy? The one guy with the cross-eyed who's like, she's right here. yeah I'm like, damn, that's Britney.
05:45:43
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Fuck.
05:45:46
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Because she said something, and I have no idea what the fuck she just said. And that was the first thing that came to my mind was dude with the cross-eyed. Boom power, boom power.
05:46:01
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You know what? He's one of my favorite characters, so thank you. I love Boomer. My grandfather sounds just like my grandfather was Boomer. R.I.P. Grandpa.
05:46:13
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Love you
05:46:17
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you. My grandpa was like Forrest Gump. look Something jumped up and bit me in the butt, Hawks. He was literally he was from Balbatch, Alabama.
05:46:32
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wait what what you think about getting a shot in the butt was you got ice cream a lot ice cream you got you you ain't got no legs
05:46:44
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ice cream more the gun
05:46:48
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but good day you go you yeah got no legs
05:46:55
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God, I haven't watched that movie in a minute. I got to revisit that one. I don't know why I love that movie, but love that goddamn movie. It's so good. It's just one of the that's good. When he jumps off the boat to go see Lieutenant Dan, when he's like, but Lieutenant Dan, you ain't got no leaks.
05:47:10
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Anyways, the boat's going one way, and then in the next scene, it's going the other way. Nobody else was on that goddamn boat to turn it around to make it the other way.
05:47:22
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God damn. How do you know nobody else was on that Because it was only him. Stop. Baba wasn't there at the time. That's Bubba got murdered in goddamn Vietnam.
05:47:38
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Mm-hmm. and Goddamn Charlie got his ass. He said, he said, French fried shrimp. Goddamn Vietcongs. Barbecue shrimp.
05:47:51
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<unk>mp Barbecue shrimp. You got the shrimp. That's like a 20 minute scene just going on. I didn't even know there was that many kind of shrimp. but I think it's accurate though. He's right. but bo goldri Bold shrimp.
05:48:10
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Bold shrimp. Fried shrimp. One day I just started running. that and I just started running. I love movies with retards as the main characters. Well, that's the funniest thing that you never go full retard. because yeah Okay, you look like, yeah like what's eating Gilbert Grape?
05:48:32
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Leonardo DiCaprio. Fucking um amazing, amazing performance. Gilbert Gilbert Gilbert okay I still use this phrase all the time matching the gas tank boom boom I think I've heard you say that before I've said this so many times because it's so funny the other one Billy Bob Thornton oh yeah yeah yeah God, I don't barely remember that movie, but I know what you're talking about. in french orange fra What is that movie? french swing blade that's Sling Are kidding me? in you.
05:49:11
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Sorry. You sorry did tonight brittany And it had that kid in it that was in NCIS, New Orleans.
05:49:26
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And he was like, I like the way you talk. And Billy Balthorne said, you talk. I like the way you talk. I like the way do don said or what you to do with that lawnmower blade retard? And he's like, reckon I'm going to kill you with it. You got a pretty mouse.
05:49:46
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you got a purty now but your get hurt of mile out to me ri ri yeah i know's what i'm talking about I have that on vinyl somewhere back here.
05:50:07
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yeah i got it damn it's gotta i love you it's got your sexy time that's such a flex too just to be like yeah i got it i'm vi
05:50:17
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like Turn that on to get... Turn somebody on. It's pretty fucking cool, though. Yeah, I fucking love Sling Blade. That's one of my favorite movies. God, I haven't seen that one in a hot minute. this fuck Holy shit. and has far ah Dude, promos we got got like 10 minutes left. I'm wrapping it up. Who the hell is this guy?
05:50:40
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We got 10 minutes. Fidel Castro with the chopsticks. <unk>re gonna We're either going to see a dick or hear some racist comments.
05:50:53
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Hey, man. Oh, it's my guy. Same piercing. You know who am. No. i'm and thousands I caught y'all late, man. About to wrap it Some of the stuff he was talking about. the What's your main argument?
05:51:15
Speaker
I'll try to get something in right for you. We have no arguments. We're just hanging out. We're not arguing. joe so much What's that? We got the same piercing.
05:51:27
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The LeBrick? ah I just got it last Friday. Wait, what? well my Do you got a stud or a loop? It's just a stud right now because I just got pierced.
05:51:40
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Oh, I got loop. You did just get your loop pierced.
05:51:44
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Holy shit, Brittany. I didn't even see that. You did just get that done. You're a dumbass. She started off on our channel. You don't even know what's going on your own fucking network, bud.
05:51:56
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Sorry. even Welcome. She exposed on the Lazy and Chama show. Shut up. I did. i did i did oh yeah that's right i did. That's right.
05:52:08
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We're poaching your talent, bro. We are poaching your fucking talent. i did I'm sorry. so i rare I'm not even paying attention to the chat. I am so goddamn sorry to the chat. You don't even know what the office is.
05:52:22
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Love you, baby. I love too, baby girl. The office is changed. I don't know what I did. I don't know what the fuck.
05:52:35
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If y'all weren't arguing about anything, let's argue about something ah right quick. I'll throw it out there. do it Who did it better?
05:52:47
Speaker
Superman or Fantastic Four? I haven't haven't seen either of them yet. Here's something I argue about. Kevin Hawley is a funny comedian.
05:53:00
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Kevin Hawley is owning his crap. He is coming into his own. How do we get to Kevin Hawley? Put him in his stuff.
05:53:11
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I gotta call him. I gotta call him. That dumb bitch don't ever respond to messages. Do you know what they're fucking talking about? so so so so So way back, way back, what you guys don't know about Stick and I, we actually know each other.
05:53:27
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We've actually known each other for a long-ass hot minute. um And we have some mutual friends. No, we have some mutual friends. that One of our mutual friends is Kevin Hawley.
05:53:42
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And Sig and I used to be in the chat. Kevin Hawley used to do a podcast, Kevin Hawley's show. He's out of Tampa. And Sig and I used to be in the chat. And we would just entertain ourselves, talking to each other, just having a good time.
05:53:58
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and Because Kevin, well, Kevin's Kevin. We love him. It could be long-winded, yeah. We love Kevin. That's our guy. That's that's our guy.
05:54:09
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So him and I would just be doing our thing in the chat. And then Sid came up on here one night, and he was like, dude, you look so goddamn familiar. And I'm like, yeah, i just have that face.
05:54:21
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Apparently all white people look the same. Racist! Racist! I'm getting him!
05:54:28
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yes and and i will i won't put his name out there i won't put his name out there and he was like yo do you know and he's like hey click it's me and i was like oh shit and it was the first time he i don't think he knew or he may not have known that i was doing podcasting as well so it was just like a revelation so yeah he's a good dude he's he's he's our people yeah i recognized the name and i was just like wait minute like I know. but Wait a minute. there are Yeah. Yeah, I am a bitch. Yeah, we're friends. Yeah, pretty much. this which Why are you friends with Glick? That's what he's around with. Hey, he's a cool guy.
05:55:11
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Look at the belts. Look at all the belts. How can you not be a friend with somebody with so many belts? i have choice. My hair voices in my head. They talk to me in the basement. Poor Brandy, man.
05:55:29
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Poor Brandy. Brandy loves me. She's amazing. I know, but she's dealing with a lot. she just killed She is dealing with a lot.
05:55:42
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yeah yeah you're Yeah. You're just a whole fucking situation there, Glick. thank that But y'all love me. Just the same. hey we're still here for you, you know. oh If you were as that bad, we wouldn't be here, you know.
05:56:00
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If I was that bad, I wouldn't be here.
05:56:05
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Hashtag Kurt Cobain. Hashtag.
05:56:12
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Hashtag Courtney loves to be in Zilper. Wow. Yes. Thank you. Thank you.
05:56:29
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She's a terrible musician. You know, to be honest, I feel like In the 90s, that's the last time you could really get away with sneak killing somebody and making it look like a suicide because everybody has fucking text messages and fucking videos and everything of where you're at all the time. In the there was no documentation of anything. You can get away with it.
05:56:51
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Let's be honest. At the end of the day, had he killed himself all the way back then had he killed himself today, would anybody be surprised that Kurt Cobain unalived himself?
05:57:03
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I know, I know, but still, his wife was a crazy biatch. You're not wrong. i know i know but still his wife was a crazy beatage you're not wrong i' not fucking murder I do whatever.
05:57:15
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I still stand what I said. She was one of the first people to call out Harvey Weinstein before he got like really fucking deep and shit. like She was one of the first people I was like, don't ever go to Harvey Weinstein party. because I still stand i still stand by behind everything I said. Kurt Cobain's greatest hit.
05:57:34
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Click, click, boom. ah And that's how win the show. That's not it. It's not even funny. but He's like, that's not even funny. I hate you. Nirvana was a terrible band.
05:57:49
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Kurt Cobain was a great musician and wrote some powerful songs, but Nirvana sucked. The only thing Nirvana gave us was Dave Grohl. Boo.
05:57:59
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Boo for what you just said. I'm booing you on your own network. Oh, actually, it's not your network. It's Blaze's network. Blaze isn't here to tell you that. It's my network. I know. I know.
05:58:10
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It's moment right now. I'm doing it on Blazin's network. I got it in the show. Thank you guys for being here. Thank you guys for listening. Bio.link slash nonsensical network. Follow it. Like it. Love it.
05:58:21
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Nine out ten grannies. and Love you. love you, Jenna. Fuck you, Randy. Sick. Come in earlier. Love to hang out with you, Scotto. Love you, brother.
05:58:32
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Johnny Boggs. You know where you stand. You're amazing. Johnny. What's right, y'all? and the fucking seat Scott is beautiful. He's gorgeous. He's amazing.
05:58:47
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He's our queen. The queen of the nonsense will network. ah ma I'll take that. Don't be jealous. aska Don't do that. I'm not. He earned it.
05:58:58
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Yes. yes
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