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Wild Card Wednesday: Let's throw some shit at the wall
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Just like a wildcard who knows what's gonna happen but join Glick Blaze and Micheal for some shenanigans
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Rising as a Rapper: Challenges and Determination
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Now we're just waiting on my computer to say. Yeah. Hey. Hey. I'm a grind man. I saw that. Miles, you play too much.
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Grind to my side business, look like my main one Where I came from, I get my pay from For the business, I'm a minace Fully focused and invested, ain't a boss if you don't get it Lotta people wanna see me fall I bet you want some tea on me, huh?
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If I was cat, you would've been known I took them L's, then I doubled up tenfold Record labels, buy and sell slaves Your favorite rappers, hate a rapper, cause I'm self-made You would be rich if you could sell shade You couldn't hang with a boss, so you felt play Everyone around me on the business, no percentage We all winning in my office like Clinton Phone rang, know it's about digits, no kidding don't talk a lot, I just go get it I'm grind till I can't no more.
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I'm a grind till can't no more.
Wild Card Wednesday: Introductions and Nostalgia
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I'm a grind till I can't no more. Shorty got ass now. So she walking around and she the catch.
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I'm just trying to tell you why, who the fuck you speaking to? Subconsciously, this ain't who I wanna be Unapologetic, but I know I owe apologies Love those that rock with me and don't rock with wannabes We all want a lot of cheese, so family don't see poverty Folding the pressure, we know not Might stress a little, but we know we gon' pop Whether it's business or this ratchet, it's on lock God first, how you figure something you gon' stop of man, son of God, son of man I'm a fraud, understand not my plan, I'm tryna plan something large, yeah Grind till I can't no more, I'ma get mine, I'ma make this dope For real, you can imitate my flow You can take my life, but you can't take my soul That's real, that's the only way I told Got first, grind till I can't no more For real, grind till I can't no more I'ma grind till I can't more
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Do the laze blaze. Do the blaze. Do the blaze. Do the blaze. I almost made that the background. I was going to put what the fuck, the W for what the fuck was going to be.
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yeah co bla that yeah ah that for extend Yeah. Yeah, right. What up, fuckers? Happy Wednesday. It's Wednesday already. It's hump day. We've already halfway made it through the week.
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It's fucking working. studio it's It's overrated, man. I'm so tired of going to work every day. Yeah. Work is overrated. yeah But anywho, it is a wild card Wednesday night. We kicked off the show with my mans and them.
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AJG. Check him out. AJG underscore 305. AKA a Mr. Sexy Legs doing his thing. I think he's still doing some music.
Show Dynamics: Rules and Banter
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He's working on some stuff.
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I got to hit him up and see how he's been lately. We ain't chatted in a minute. But a former guest of Glick's House of Music. but But, fuck you, Chattersbox, especially Lazy Jitter.
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I love the Chattersbox. Fuck you, Glick. Chattersbox can go to hell. You don't tell me when I start. Listen here, Jenpop. I'm the one in control. You don't tell me when to start to show. This is just going to be so much more fun on Friday when the new rules come into effect.
00:03:48
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Wait, there's new rules on Friday? What's going on? on Wait, there's new rules on Friday? You forgot about the new rules we discussed? The FG rules? Yeah, I don't know. You guys are on some bullshit on Fridays. right Yeah, I don't know. I guess I'm lost now.
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yeah charlie old this stuff the click Dreamline rule system we call the fuck Glick rule system. You're trying. You're trying to hold the man down. I'm a train. I'm a bullet train. I can't be stopped.
00:04:17
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I'm unstoppable, baby. Unless you're a bullet train built in the United States, you'll definitely be stopped. I'm not bullet train from that Brad Pitt movie, Bullet Train. that bullet There was so much shit going on that train. What was that pale movie with this with the blizzard or whatever, and it was a snow train or some shit?
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Oh, I think it was a TV show. Snowpiercer or something like that? Or was it a movie and then
Pop Culture Dive: Movies and YouTube Milestones
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a TV show? It was a bad movie, not a snow not a movie. they not a tv I was thinking Tom Hanks. Polar Express. Yes, that's what I was thinking.
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I almost said that, but I felt like that would get me in trouble with some of our viewers. I know there's that is and apparently is a classic movie and people love it. i Mr. Hankey's Excursion on the Poochoo Express.
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Oh. Well, I won't talk foul of Polar Express because I apparently I rubbed somebody wrong last night when i spoke foul of jesusbi or Jesus. ah Some people, she some people dabble in Polar Express.
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Someone asked me to show. Show me on their doll where Jesus hurt me or some shit like that. Or just some dude or whatever. That's who it was, yes. Show us on the doll where Jeebus touched you, ladies. It wasn't Jesus, it was his emerson.
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It was the messenger whatever. It was the messenger that touched me. yeah's it was the messenger messenger or whatever it was the messenger that touched me
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They say don't shoot the messenger, but we've all seen 300. And I like that message. Yeah. Right in the fucking...
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I lost my train of thought in DRAM, Michael. I was looking at you. I at you and it looked like the hamster wheel was turning in your head and my hamster died but the same time.
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It's wildcard. I smell it. Watch out. I'm Hulk Hogan over here. Too soon? too said too soon The double H. Never too soon.
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RIP, brother. Glick glitched. I like that. so Lazy is the hashtag Jedi. Yeah. and Just follow follow us, guys. bio link section thats in will network Follow us everywhere.
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we we We appreciate you guys. on Blaze and in the rest of our stoner community, not me, but the rest of our stoner community, you guys should be happy that currently on YouTube we're sitting at 420 subscribers.
Area 51 and Alien Stock: Viral Moments and Chaos
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Happy birthday, Hitler. I don't want y'all to fuck that up, but please go fuck it up. Raise that note. Go fuck it up. like Go up. go up like yeah yeah i see seven I want to see 710, the other stoner number.
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Why is that a stoner number? I've never heard that before. Because 710 is oil backwards and oil or dabs is what people get. Oh, I never heard that before. It's a do every day modern thing. a Who would have thought the nonsensical network would be educational?
00:07:34
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Oh, speaking of educational, yeah, we got some science shit to talk about tonight, don't we, Josh? Yeah, I do. i do have a topic, but i first I want to talk about what you guys are doing.
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Okay, I'm going to segue it us into this. So, um and i try okay, there's this new documentary on Netflix and fun. It's not new, new.
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I guess it's been out, but it's free to watch now. About the storming of Area 51. And no lies, I remember that story from a couple years ago, or a few years ago. 2019. 2019, I'm like, oh, this might be interesting.
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Yeah, five minutes. and i know it was It was like a ah whole bunch of Facebook keyboard warriors. They're like, we're going to storm Area 51 as soon as we get out of mommy's basement. And the united United States military was like, walk around and find out, assholes. And they're like, maybe we won we're just going to stand outside the fence and take pictures. Well, the last thing I remember hearing before I dozed off, and this was like close to the beginning was something like yeah this started from just an internet joke and now we're here and there's a clip of the the military standing out front the base with the with the hashtag fafo and i'm like oh that's what this is gonna be
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but ah michael you watched it didn't you i sure did i don't know i just thought man i forgot all about that happening honestly because it was the end of 2019. It was gonna happen in October.
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And just a couple months later, dun dun dun, the world came to a grinding halt. So it just slipped everybody's minds. But what happened was this guy, i can't remember his name, we'll just call him Shitposter.
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His Facebook page was called Shitposting because I'm a um a shambles. Shitposting because I'm a shambles. The name of page.
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He had 40, 40 followers on the page. Wow. 24 hours after he makes this stupid thing to go charge Area 51, his 40 people shared it out to so many other people.
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His open invitation, his open Facebook event had almost 1,000 people on it like 12 hours later when he woke up. He's like, well, I scheduled the party. am I might as well fucking host the bitch.
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Yeah, guess we might as well do it. 12 days later, 300,000 people are marked going. By the time it's all said and done, I think it was like 29 days, maybe. It was like just about a month or so.
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They had 3.5 million people responded, going. Yeah. Now he's getting calls and he's getting knocks on his phone and on his door from the FBI saying, hey, if anything bad happens here, this is on you.
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Mind you, the town they're moving into is called Rachel, Nevada. It's right outside Groom Lake where the ARC 51 is. There are 50, five, zero, five, zero population in the town.
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So they're like, what are we going to do if thousands of people show up? We don't have the opportunity to take care of all this. The little alien is the only place in town like with commodities or whatever. And they've got 10 rooms.
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So she starts selling camping spots because they got this giant ranch out there next to the little alien. So the kid's like, well, what are we going to do?
Personal Stories and Wedding Plans
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how are wenna What are we going to do fix this? So somebody says, how about what if we make it into like ah like a festival type event?
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We'll make it an event. It'll be like they called it alien stock. yeah So guess who gave them $70,000 to be the sponsor for the event?
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One of your favorite places, Glick, I promise. Pornhub.
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Pornhub gave them $70,000 to make an alien stock. Pornhub. I am a fan. I'm a bigger fan of XNXX, but I'm a fan of Pornhub. You and me both. They make like a
00:11:51
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They have nothing and they're out money.
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well nothing's happening and it's like twelve days from the event they still don't have their infrastructure in place they have no portive have nothing and they're out of money What are we going to do? So the kid's like, ah I can't be involved in this. He didn't sign any contracts with anybody.
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So he just bows out, goes and talks to this other person, takes a bunch of money from him. And they have the actual event in Las Vegas, in downtown Vegas. I can't remember what hotel it was, but it was in Vegas instead. They had 10,000 people that showed up there.
00:12:28
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At the actual Rachel place where they were going to do it, 3 a.m. was some was the countdown. 3 o'clock, we're charging. And don't forget the Naruto run. Or is it Naruto? How do you say it? I think it's Naruto.
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Naruto. A little anime ninja? yeah Yeah. It's like it's it's it's called the Naruto run. Their arms are just like... Yeah, behind them. Yeah. That's a thing? That's an event? yeah but behind them and they yeah that was all that's a thing like that's The kid that started the whole thing, he's like, you know, I don't think people understand it's just a joke.
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It's posted by a page called Shit Posting because I'm in shambles. But people are still thinking it's serious. They're sending him threats. They're like, dude, we're bringing this, we're bringing that.
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If anybody fucks us, we've got the firepower. I mean, he's getting people saying, we'll kill this guy and we'll kill this other guy. They were fucking threatening the sheriffs in the town. Again, a town of 50 people.
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It was insane. the The whole story is wild. Check it out. It's Netflix. But anyway, the only reason I wanted to bring the thing up. But um thank you very much. It happened on September 20th, 2019.
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So our wedding is really like a sixth anniversary. of the Naruto run charge at Area 51. It's always got to be about Michael.
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That's right. 10,000 people showed up to the Vegas one, less than 300 showed up at the one in Rachel. And they did approach and they were doing a countdown, five, four, three, and the military's there ready.
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And they overstated a million times on giant speakers, you will be shot if you cross onto the property, you will be shot. They started Naruto running. They counted down to zero. Everybody started Naruto running.
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And then they stopped right at the end and just started taking pictures of the cops and stuff. Nobody tried to actually charge. Somebody was being a smartass and had his arm under one of the car barbed wire fences. Don't look. Don't look. I'm breaking the law. breaking the law.
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He probably got fined and or killed later. But dude, that was crazy. Whoa. Is that real? So what you're saying, most some guy...
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history history
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Wait, what? Somebody who lit a state senator on fire today. Oh, damn. No, I haven't heard that yet. All right, pick up. I'm going to Google ah and ah say well The Senate's on fire.
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I mean, i mean i know I know we're only at 420 subscribers, but I have an idea that we can get hundreds of thousands and in it. in a week or so. So I'm not that far um' not that far from Fort Knox.
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So I have an idea an idea. The views and opinions of the nonsensical network.
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I got that out there. Do whatever you want, buddy. yeah I agree with you. This could be great for the network. yeah I covered my What senator was it?
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Oh, man. Virginia politician Don Kiefer. No, no, no. Virginia politician doused in gasoline and set on fire. Danville it was a city councilman.
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Lee Vogler, 38, was set on fire today. And what police say was a targeted personal attack at this place of work. Oh, my.
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Crazy. Yeah, not a state senator. What's up, Johnny Bongs? a city councilman. Cheers, Johnny Bongs. City Councilman in Danville, Virginia. A five-gallon bucket?
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That's like, you just I mean, that's like a, you just like how do you just walk up in a place and nobody realizes you have five-gallon bucket? I think if somebody dumped a five-gallon bucket of a- It's a city councilman.
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Those guys don't have, like, major security at their things. They don't. i think It's Daniel, Virginia. It doesn't sound like a very big place. No, it's a small it's it's a small small town.
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But I think if somebody dumped gasoline on me, i would the my reaction would be to jump on them. Because if you're setting me on fire, guess what? You're going with me, you son of a bitch. It was a personal thing. it doesn't say exactly why.
00:16:50
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Yeah, says he dumped a five-gallon bucket. What the F? Damn. That's nutso.
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way out the rails value train thousand and 42,600 residents in Danville, Virginia. Did he die? it doesn't say anything about dying, so I assume he's not dead.
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ah That's good. I like my city councilman extra crispy. just oh that but all Although, depends on the full story. like I know a lot of people like to there's no reason for violence.
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and No, there there actually is reason for violence revolution and revolution. So it all depends on the side you're on, I guess.
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One person's revolution is another person's terrorist, I guess. yeah but so I mean, if you look at it, i mean you I mean, no, I'm serious. If you look at if you look at like the American Revolutionary War,
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Like our forefather, the people like rose up against the British government. In the British government's eyes, they were terrorists. But and from our side, they were revolutionists. Again, it depends on what side, side the fence you're staring at.
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um So this dude at his job, at like a local city showcase magazine, dude runs inside, chucks the gas on him at his job.
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He escaped out the front of the building, but the maniac hauls ass after him and still torched him. Jeez. He really wanted his ass. It said over a personal matter, but I have yet to see what the personal matter is.
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that's that's that's what um that's ah That's what I'm saying, man. you um ones yeah i'm I'm tackling you. and so why just cheating on yeah we're we're just goingnna both be covered in gasoline so i mean If I'm going, you're going, bro.
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like How bad do you want me? How bad do deal you want me? I'm actually you're crazy. I see you're crazy, and I raise you with my crazy.
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Smallville or Smallville. Danville, iss if if it's a small town, it's probably something petty like adultery. 42,600 people. That sounds super small. That sounds super small, no.
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It's about the size where I'm out super big. i was going to say, it's yeah was to say probably some small towns in... I don't know what Newark is. Newark. Newark's bigger than that.
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Oh, yeah. Newark's definitely bigger than that. I don't know what it is comparison. i don't know I don't know. know. You goopy bitch. People are crazy. you You are this close to going back to gin pop.
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Keep fucking with me. Why you brought me here to fuck with you. You're going to find yourself in a fucking
Artificial Cells: Exploration and Implications
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chatterbox. That's how fell in love with me. I'm gonna dance with the girl I brought to the prom.
00:19:53
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You look so much cuter online. want to talk about that just again just because, like I said, I wanted to make it all about me. Our wedding is the same day as charge area was and do that so yeah so that means i'm going to get a picture of everybody doing an ato Yes.
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I'm going wear an alien costume. That's what I'm wearing as the flower girl. I'm going to be an alien. I'm sure Marco will. That idiot never wears plain clothes anywhere. You know that inflatable alien costume that has like the alien looks like it's dragging you away? That's what I'm wearing.
00:20:29
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They had those ah in the dock. There was like a big alien inflated up behind the people and it looks like they're trying to probe them. Nice.
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So that was my story. Nice. I didn't even realize that there was a whole documentary about it. I did see something pop up on. It just came out today. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. you have to play bus On one of my news break things. I've got a couple of news apps and I've seen something pop up about the area 51 thing. And I was like, God, that was like forever ago. Why the hell are they talking about it now?
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ah did But that makes sense. one Now I know why. Did anyone actually get arrested? No, I don't think so. It didn't say anyone got arrested. The dude and the kid got sued by the owner of the little alien for $3.7 million dollars in won her suit.
00:21:26
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The other investor that had the thing in downtown Vegas said, don't give a fuck what they do. She's never seen a penny of that money. Fuck that bitch. yeah well yeah we're forground what's what's the ground What's the grounds of the lawsuit?
00:21:40
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They said they were going to do this thing with her, and then they backed out and did it in another location. like They changed the venue and iced her out. Did they have a contractor her? They left her in the bag with all the other location problems and woes.
00:21:53
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Oh, okay. Well, it seemed like no matter what location. $1,700 on t-shirt sales. That was it. The big guy, that big dude, he made a bunch of money off the event. And then that lady, $3.7 million in rewards that apparently this guy says he's never going to pay.
00:22:11
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So we're going to schedule nonsensical networks running for the gold sometime in 2026. So we're going have it in China? There's no gold in Four Knox. It's all in China now.
00:22:25
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I don't know. I don't know. and don't know I remember remember when I was in school and it was career day and so and one of the security guards that from the Fort Knox bullion dispensary.
00:22:42
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That's not what it's called. ah It starts with a D. I forgot what the word is.
00:22:49
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Oh, shoot. It escapes and They brought in a fake gold bar. I like the one you saw at like at the Pat Museum. Yeah.
00:23:00
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Yeah, fake gold bar out of plastic. That was a kid. That's not the only thing we saw. I believed everything when I was a kid. That place was full of gold and, like, fucking viruses. When you were a kid, it was full of gold.
00:23:14
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Probably. Yeah, it was it was the late 80s, early 90s. We had to fund all those CIA. Depository. Depository. That's the D word i was looking for. Suppository, huh?
00:23:26
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No, not to be confused with suppository. In World War two the Declaration of Independence and some other really important American documents were all stashed away at Fort Knox. That's where they were held.
00:23:38
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There were not any museums at that point that were held there for safety. That's because Nicolas Cage was after him. Yeah. So, Glick... Glick, what's your what's your what's your opinion? What's your actual opinion on artificial intelligence?
00:23:56
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On AI? I thought we were talking about aliens. um no No, I'm segue-ing. I'm segue-ing. Segue-ing. Segue-ing. Segue-ing. Y'all are fucked.
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they a professionalci ah y'all are fucked Okay. Now what if I told you that, that recently they've created a artificial cell?
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Now I know that artificial cells have already been created, but this one is new. This one is a total synthesized cell that responds to, to, to, uh, chemical stimuli.
00:24:34
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And it's like, you know they broke down cell down to its basic functions and it's pretty fucking interesting. Um, i don't know if you guys heard about that or not.
00:24:45
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No, but explain it more. I don't understand. yeah like it would you be like So they've got this artificially artificial intelligence. Yeah. yeah Artificial intelligence doesn't have anything to do with it yet.
00:24:59
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Oh, okay. So this this is... but But once we have artificial intelligence, and then we start having... to be we're We're able to synthesize artificial biology, which is what an artificial cell is.
00:25:13
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I'm just saying, you put two and two together later on life.
00:25:18
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I'm saying, I'm just ah pointing out the the building blocks that going on. The recent advancements... So recent advancements in and artificial cells have brought significant progress in the field of synthetic biology. research Researchers at the Institute of Bioengineering of Catalonia have created the world's simplest artificial cell capable of chemical navigation, migrating towards specific substances like living cells do.
00:25:45
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This breakthrough published in Science Advances demonstrates the microscopic bubbles can be programmed to follow chemical trails. The study describes the development of minimal cells in the form of a lipid vesicle encapsulating enzymes that propel itself through chemotaxis, which is um that when cells cells react to chemical stimulation. our whole
00:26:16
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Our whole body, you know just taking the human body, all our cells, are just we're basically walking petri dishes we're just chemical processes that emerge into what we are and that goes for everything i know i'm doling down anybody in creations uh creations out there sorry sorry for you but some of the some of the breakthroughs okay what once say it mimics one na of nature's most fundamental biological strategies the process of chemotaxis where cells move along chemical gradients is used by bacteria to locate nutrients
00:26:50
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and why white blood cells to track infection sites. So with this set with this new buttoning technology, besides the whole ah so gloom and doom of like future artificial beings taking over the world, which I was only joking about that, but this this helps but selfs not only like oh help along evolutional theory when it comes to like the praxis part, but you know,
00:27:17
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applying that to future medical research and just how cells function at the most simplest form. And just like, you know, you ever been at, you know, you were a kid and you wanted to figure out how something fucking works. You tear it apart, get down to the nuts and bolts.
00:27:33
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That's basically what this, this, this cell is when it comes to like a most simple, uh, artificial cell. So it moves, it does sell like things, but the most simplest form.
00:27:44
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And they're hoping this also helps, uh, answer questions of abiogenesis, which is like the creation of life life or how life got its start. So there's a lot of implications to this little artificial cell.
00:28:00
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I'm a fan of the panspermia theory on life spread. Panspermia? Is that where... Panspermia, yeah. That's an interesting idea, and I think that has validity.
00:28:13
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a But even though let's say an asteroid crash in into the into the earth and that's what jumpstart life. I mean, there's still that abiogenesis, that point that started life on this on this on this planet. that's That's something that that we're still trying to figure out. and This is a another step toward forty toward expanding our knowledge of how cells work.
00:28:42
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And then soon it'll be weaponized we'll find ways to kill each other with Oh, absolutely. I mean, and okay, so going back down to doom and groom gloom, i actually, I mean, these artificial cells can definitely be engineered probably, and I'm just um hypothesizing, but I mean, let's not kid ourselves into biological weapons, synthesized biological weapons.
00:29:06
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Don't they already do that? Just not at the molecular level, though. Not at the cell level, no. I mean, there's still like... there's the so So what is the purpose of this cell? i mean and what what are they What are they trying to do with it? That's my thing. like Are they using it potentially for yeah listen What are they trying to do? Why did what's the what's the What's the purpose of artificial intelligence?
00:29:32
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That's why I'm asking. Why did they make it? I already explained it. helped us fucking... As you explained it, I was like this, right? Where is it here?
00:29:44
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It has potential to help us further explain evolution. um Okay, so so it's okay. okay so Okay, there's the theory of evolution, how we can explain how evolution is, and then there's praxis, the practice of theory.
00:30:00
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Like evolution in action. Exactly, and that's what this would do. This would be an artificial way of of doing that, evolution. Testing theory. Yeah, yeah, testing theory.
00:30:11
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Yeah, yeah, or living theory. Sorry, I thought I made that clear. Apparently, I didn't. they keep this thing going, it'll only take a few million years to figure out if it's right or not. Well, I don't know if this thing has a lifespan or what, but the artificial cell powered by enzymes, reactions, consensus, environment, navigate through. Okay.
00:30:32
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The advancements open new avenues for research and applications in synthetic biology, offering insights into fundamental principles of life and the potential for creating complex synthetic organisms.
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like you know i mean Think about 50 years down the road, i mean they're using this technology to to to to to bioengineer artificial um limbs you know or fingers or penis or some shit.
00:31:03
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you know all all all new All new penis stories coming down the pipe in 20 years for artificial cells. Well, that's what that's what I was asking, like these artificial cells, are they like doing it and developing them for like like sickle cell like sickle cell or hemoglobin issues or like diseases that that that attack our cells and whatnot? That's what I was asking. like if this's Or like, that's all I was asking. So basically, think of it, i mean, it's just the a simple synthetic cell, like a simple cell, like
00:31:39
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It's like a single cell. like Yeah. And if I remember biology, and by the means, just as a caveat, I am not a science educator. Please go look this up. This is from Ibec, Ibec, I think, ah Bioengineering of Catalonia. Please go look this up. this This came out like on the 25th a few days ago.
00:32:01
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So this is like newer. So I haven't even like gone a lot through it. um But a simple cell, like there's complex cells and there there's simple cells. And that's what but this is.
00:32:11
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And my but my my biology is rusty when it comes to the difference. I know there is there's there's there's differences within the cell when it talks about the nuclei and other four parts of the cell that makes it complex.
00:32:27
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But this is just basically a cell membrane with viscules, and a pore to hold enzymes in that pore, which would, I want to act, which would act like, i want to say the mitochondria part of a cell, but it but basically works like a boat with an engine in That's, that's, that endo, that enzyme where it's at, the way it it works or does something, it expels fluid and it pushes that cell through its medium.
00:33:01
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What's that? So it can locomote. It can move. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. and yeah It navigates. Instead of Vagella. exactly Yeah, exactly. Vagella. I now understand how day labor is going outside of Home Depot because I don't understand the fucking thing you just said, Blaze.
00:33:18
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Like I said, I think some of it... i like smell so so
00:33:23
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longevity is sound that's a good point that's a good point stuff like this could actually increase humans longevity and living which is fucked up i think because i think our brains aren't supposed to go past fucking 50 60 years old at this point sometimes 40 we go crazy after that we're just gonna take our turn and die for yourselves i'm a god i will live forever ah okay
00:33:53
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this It's a cell, but it can be programmed to do anything. Deal with it, Michael. See, and and they do they do use the word program. I think, in essence, there is some programming to this cell.
00:34:06
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Probably because of the enzyme or whatever that they add to it. They can change different enzymes, yeah different scenarios or whatever. and the In the article I was reading earlier today while at the diner, there was they had they had brought up two different enzymes.
00:34:18
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for two different processes yeah so i wouldn't say they would program a cell to just do anything i think they would program the cells to more or less come together to form an emergent biological synthetic biological or just gain access to different biological regions yeah yeah yeah let' turn them on and turn them on going on in there how long until i can use these synthetic cells against my enemies yeah I'm sure it will. It depends on how many you have to drown.
00:34:51
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um i want to allow yeah I want to unleash him on Gin Pop. but but So I can get closer to the stage. Oh, Pop, you are a fuck.
00:35:02
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Sorry, Gin Pop. I love you, Gin Pop. You're my people. From a distance, you're my people. Just
00:35:11
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don't get your sweat on me. change You vile, disgusting creatures. You're pushing buttons or am i You're pushing buttons. I'm not pushing any buttons. that was Actually, that was my fault. i reached across the desk and my hand actually hit my mouse. and my It was already my pulling over I'll be honest with you guys. I'm all for scientific research and stuff like this to to ah extend one's life.
00:35:44
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I'd be down for it. i mean im am man i I'm okay with scientific research just for the exploration of knowledge. Best comment on the night so far. Warning, we high and talking way above our face.
00:36:00
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i am not talking about my... Do you hear the words that are coming out of my mouth? Do you see my face? I'm a dummy. Dummy! Ladies and gentlemen, yeah i guess so that's why i want to and gentlemen That's why i wanted to specify I'm not a science educator.
00:36:16
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but brain this is and this is And this is my understanding from just a Google article.
Medical Breakthroughs: Deep-Sea Discoveries
00:36:22
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And from also another article that I read earlier um from, I forgot what fucking science magazine it was. no and even And even they probably don't even have it all accurate either.
00:36:36
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Telephone. It might have been a little... I might have been a little bit more prepared had Blades shared his his scientific news with us in our group chat rather than keeping it to himself. but Yeah.
00:36:50
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I was so excited. I didn't want to divulge. I like surprising people with nerdy shit like that. It looks house of tards. because
00:37:04
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as you and I changed my name down there. It's BDAE. It's Big Dumb Animal Energy because that's what I'm bringing. I'm just a big dumb animal.
00:37:13
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If the shoe fits, Cinderella. Call me Cinderella. bar man At least you know you are. You're 10 steps ahead of most people. You're right. but Well, Glick, do you need to prepare for anything?
00:37:25
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to leave you hanging. i but no well i't but i've heard it
00:37:37
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Is it the end of times? Is Jeebus coming? I think so. I mean, there's pictures of it. Oh, no, no, no. I'm definitely going My curiosity is going to get the best of me and um later on I'm going to look at it and then it's probably going to scare me because I don't understand. because this i I actually look at a lot of things, Blake tells me.
00:37:58
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But I'm going to look at it and I'm going to read it and it's just going to scare me because I don't understand the big words that are used. Hashtag lies, Glick tells himself. I do.
00:38:09
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I'm trying to find...
00:38:14
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i trying a lot I got one for you to look up. I got more science news. He peaked my interest with that one. was looking at some other stuff that just recently is happening.
00:38:25
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I'm going to ask you something before you make my brain hurt anymore. You guys want to take a real quick break? Do you?
00:38:35
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i could I could use a refill. yeah take ah We'll take a real quick break in honor of ah the Prince of Darkness. ah The former Prince of Darkness. His funeral was today, and I don't know if you guys got to watch any of it. We'll talk a little bit more when we come back.
00:38:50
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Sarcasm, just one of my many talents. Also, leaving women severely disappointed. That's another one of your talents. I do i do do want it to be a short song because I want to get back into talking silence.
00:39:04
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It's like four minutes. Is that short enough?
00:39:07
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Should I go shorter? Yes. Yes, some people. that That's what she said. Yeah, go shorter. Yeah.
00:39:16
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I want it quicker. Okay, well, fuck what Glick wants to do. hey you know We're going to do what they want to do, so we're gonna find that we're going to find a ah short song. Is three minutes short enough?
00:39:29
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Yes. Oh, no, I don't want to do that. They're no longer a band. I don't want to do that. Never mind. Just kidding. If you try hard enough, if you can.
00:39:43
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I believe in you.
00:39:47
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I have my fun. Okay, where you know what I got? It's three minutes and 30 seconds. Deal with it if it's too long. guess we'll allow it. My bad. A little Matt James solo music.
00:40:01
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Matt James, lead singer of Black Top Bar. I'm talking more science shit that Glick doesn't fucking understand. But these fucking nerds do.
00:40:27
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I thought I could prove I'm wrong this time You're not the type of girl they said you would It didn't take me long to find that they were right And that's what hurts the most They know me better than know myself I see from both sides now how it all goes down
00:41:07
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Unpated
00:42:00
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Don't take that video into say
00:42:27
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I see from both sides now how it all goes down you make
00:43:41
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Well, welcome back, guys. How y'all doing? oh a So, Michael, you wanted to go down the science road yourself, and I'm curious, what what was it you wanted to bring up?
00:43:56
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Well, first off, the guy in that video reminded me of, what was it called? The Bone King or the Dead King? King of Bones? The red-headed dude from the North Area. had, like, the skull mask.
00:44:10
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have no idea what you're talking about. What are you talking about? Nothing. I can't masturbate to this.
00:44:18
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Little bitch. I don't know what I was talking about. Neither does anybody else. You know, the guy with the red hair, the skull mask. you know He's from the North End.
00:44:32
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That's Bob, and he's a meth head. Oh, I know You must not have heard the Game of Thrones part. There was a Game Thrones character.
00:44:45
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Maybe I didn't say Game of Thrones. I don't like character from Game of Thrones. And that's Hodor. Oh, and that slut that has sex with dragons. What's her name? The horror dragons? Wasn't Peter Dinklage in that?
00:45:01
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Yes, he was. Yeah, never watched that. and never watch I never it. it. I know Jason Momoa was in a couple episodes. but I watched the first season, and just never watched any more of it.
00:45:14
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It was confusing. It wasn't confusing. I couldn't get into it I don't know what it was. Well, good job getting out there, because it did not end satisfyingly. but That's what I heard. I heard it was a huge disappointment. I'm surprised you didn't hear me from your house screaming in the last episode.
00:45:30
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but Was it worse than Lost's last episode? Yeah, but big time. It's the worst thing of anything ever. Oh, because Lost pissed a lot of people off, too. I was one of the more of attrition at that point.
00:45:42
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I had to see how it ended. Man alive. boy Boy, am I glad I wasted my life on that. dude we lost the a lot yeah Wasn't it just like a smoke monster and they were in purgatory or something like that?
00:45:55
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Dude, they were they were injur they werere already dead. have J.J. Abrams doesn't know what happened. He made that shit.
00:46:03
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I never watched Lost, but I know what it did. J.J. Abrams and Demond Lindelof together. I know what it did. that People were pissed. And my son my son just watched it, and I never got to find out because he loved it. Him him and him and his mom were watching Lost.
00:46:20
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ah They started it from the beginning, and he was and he was obsessed. He loved it. And one day, it was like a Friday. he was like, Dad, we got to go so Mom and I can watch the last episode. And I'm like, bro, come down. I literally just walked in the door from work.
00:46:33
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yeah like And I didn't hear anything else. So I don't know. how I should ask him about that. I wonder if he was pissed off, too. that login blocked it out I'm thinking maybe I should re-watch it to analyze it.
00:46:47
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How many seasons was it? I believe five. You should para-analyze it. five seasons. They were they were ghost plays. No, that was an hour show. 42 minutes.
00:46:59
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I said 40 minutes. I thought you said 22 minutes, right? You need mind-numbing television to watch. Just watch Letterkenny.
00:47:09
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And it's funny. I feel like the worst talking dialogue of all time. yeah I watch Trailer Park Boys. I mean, it is, but it's hilarious. But he watches Trailer Park Boys, so...
00:47:20
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I'm not much better. It's fucking hilarious.
00:47:25
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Shorzy's bad. Shorzy, I do like Shorzy. But you know they did that dialogue on purpose. like That was like a satirical.
00:47:35
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Michael's like, I don't care. Don't make me explain comedy to you. You're the same. I believe you understand what the word satirical means. is I think I just made it up. I don't even know if it's a real word or not. I was just trying to sound smart you guys.
00:47:47
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yeah but Speaking of sounding smart, Michael, what's the science? go seway Go Segway. Go Segway. so There's a deep sea bacteria that has a sugary like a compound as a waste product or like a byproduct.
00:48:08
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And that shit kills cancer cells. in so Interesting. Very, very, very potential. Uh, life life-changing cure here for really really rich people don't worry guys we're still dying of cancer but they're really really wealthy they might have a fix now that big farm is like all the bacteria is now all extinguished yeah the price don't you worry don't you worry don't price us right out it or they'll buy the research up and shelve it sorry gen pop you're gonna die of cancer
00:48:42
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I'm not. My question is, is this sugar fermentable? Can I make alcohol out of it? That I don't know. I didn't read that far to the alcohol. Didn't you use to make your own?
00:48:57
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I have. I have made my own beer before, and a lot of sugars are fermentable. Lactose is not one of the fermentable sugars. I I guess in prison, they make some shit that's got a kick to it, so...
00:49:11
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Would you like some Merlot? I made it in the toilet.
00:49:15
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Sounds delicious. Thanks for offering, Mike. to that Pruno, I think is what it's called. Man, I was on an employment one time and this motherfucker was like, hey man, the cops were fucking fermenting juice bottles over there behind pad, blah, blah, blah. and Because the cops would would would would roam around the bomb dump and drive anyway.
00:49:36
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So they they thought if they put if they took juice and let it ferment out in the desert somewhere, they can get drunk. They weren't using anything in it. Like Welch's grape juice?
00:49:47
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Like that you buy at Walmart? Yeah. They were just getting themselves really sick for no good reason. Yeah. Basically is what they were doing. It was so fucking hilarious. Drunk, sick.
00:50:00
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Yeah. It's like, well, all right, so you were only allowed to, I think you had like a ration card, can have like one or two beers a day or some shit, but that doesn't get people fucked up. We're alcoholics in the military.
00:50:13
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I heard somebody else talking about that, like when you were on deployment or something. you Somebody was talking about it on one of our shows a long time ago about that when they were deployed, they were only allowed to have X amount of beers per day. so they used i think it might have been Conner.
00:50:27
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Yeah, i think I think Connor and I both were talking about the same place, Qatar. yeah i think i think Yeah, I think Connor was talking about when he was in Korea or something. So they used to sneak shit back to their but is barracks or whatever. they're they're yeah Wherever they were.
00:50:43
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And that's where they would they would get drunk off their faces. But if anybody's listening that is in the military you don't know how to ferment stuff or want to get away with it, what you need is yeast. i mean, the fruit juice will work.
00:50:57
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because It does have sugar in it. You're going to want to add extra table sugar to it though. but If you know people in the mess hall or dining facility, whatever you guys want to call it now, DFAC, Chow Hall, Baker's Yeast is a thing.
00:51:14
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ah so It's not going to taste good. it's not it's It's not going to taste good like you're getting a fucking beer or something, but That yeast will ferment that alcohol, that ferment that sugar and alcohol, and you'll get fucked up.
00:51:27
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You got to make mead, man. You got to make mead. That's what they do in prison. Yeah, the the that's what I was going to say. I've heard stories. You know, friends are like scrolling on YouTube, and there's a bunch of ex-cons on YouTube that talk about prison life and whatnot.
00:51:45
Speaker
That shit does not sound like it's like, yeah, I enjoy drinking and I enjoy the the feeling I get when I drink. Man, I don't think I could bring myself to drink some of that shit the way they talk about just how foul it tastes. oh And I drink moonshine and moonshine is not delicious if it's made properly. I don't give a, it doesn't taste like fucking strawberries and watermelon, ladies and gentlemen.
00:52:11
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Moonshine's made right. It's foul, but it'll wreck your shit. What's the name of that bacteria they discovered? Great question. Creamy gum, some guy. ah What is wrong with you? A lot.
00:52:26
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It's a shorter list of what's not wrong with it.
00:52:31
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It's not lactic acid, is it? No. Hold bud. It produces sugar that kills cancer cells.
00:52:42
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Because I'm I'm curious to know the type of sugar. like Typically, when people brew beer, it's dextrose sugar. Recent discoveries include a new sugar compound compound from deep-sea bacteria that can destroy cancer cells.
Sports Talk: NFL and Fantasy Football
00:52:58
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ah
00:53:05
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It just says sugar compound. It doesn't say what it is. can causes cancer cells to undergo a form of cell death. Deep sea sugar destroys cancer cells, but this is all news, Max.
00:53:16
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I'm not reading that one. Here we go. Life technology. It's blogging. Deep sea bacteria's sugar in induces pyrotosis for cancer treatment.
00:53:33
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This is from a couple days ago. This is probably what you're talking about.
00:53:39
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Yeah, man, it's pretty wild shit. The seas and just nature has so many cures in it.
00:53:48
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If they just look in the right places and such. It's a long sugar molecule extracted from deep sea bacteria known as exopolysaccharide.
00:54:00
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Exopolysaccharide is the sugar. It is triggering pyrotosis to effectively infeed tumor growth. So it's not the sugar itself that kills the the cells, but it triggers pyrotosis, which impedes the tumor grows.
00:54:18
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It burns it alive. It sets it on fire. It's pyro. What is pyrotosis? It's probably what is. It treats it like it's a Virginia councilman, and it sets it on fire.
00:54:29
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Pyrotosis. That's what we call a reach around in the radio biz, Michael. Hey, yo. Pyrotosis is a highly inflammatory form of lytic programmed cell death that occurs most frequently upon infection with intracellular pathogens and is likely to form part of antimicrobial response.
00:54:51
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But when it's used to fight cancer cells, that's that's that's good cell death. Interesting. Yes, you guys learned shit today.
00:55:03
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ha ha! Glick brain hurt. Glick no lack. Glick must inflict pain. All right, Glick, I got question for you.
00:55:14
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About time for you to earn your pay tonight. Not to give me more questions. About time for to earn your pay tonight. Talk to me about the Hall of Fame game, baby. It's coming up in just couple days. don't Tomorrow. Tomorrow's the Hall of Fame game.
00:55:27
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Oh, yeah. Friday night, man. Football is back, ladies and gentlemen. Thursday. Huge bod is back. It is tomorrow, right? No, it's Friday. thought it was Thursday, the Hall of Fame game.
00:55:38
Speaker
Tomorrow is Thursday, first and foremost. That's why I said tomorrow. You keep saying Friday. No, I said yeah, tomorrow, and then you said yeah, Thursday. And I'm like, wait a hold a second. Is it? Hold on second. It's Thursday. It's at 8 p.m. m tomorrow, Thursday. Oh, this is why I don't fucking care, because it's the Chargers and the Lions. Nobody fucking cares. oh Are the Lions going to do another good year?
00:55:58
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I will say this. ah Dude, the Lions are nasty, son. Jared Goff is tough. And my boy is back and he's healthy this year after his knee knee shit. um Yeah, that.
00:56:15
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Fuck, I can't think of his goddamn name. Aiden Hutchinson. Aiden Hutchinson is back and healthy.
00:56:22
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So you as you as an ohio you as an Ohio State fan, you're very familiar with Aiden Hutchinson as he sacks CJ Stroud six times in one game.
00:56:35
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Made him his bitch. Took his lunch money and his tennis shoes.
00:56:41
Speaker
When is the draft for the fantasy football league? i'm want to play.
00:56:46
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I got to get to work. i also got a I also got to call the boys back for OTAs for the mandatory training because unnecessary roughness has got to get our ass back down back back down to business. I know it's still technically summertime, but football's back, baby.
00:57:03
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Yeah, so we got the Hall of Fame game tomorrow night. And next Friday, preseason kicks off. So... Thursday is preseason. Thursday is the first game of the year.
00:57:19
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does that mean you guys have a show this Sunday? I'm going to try to get the guys together for this Sunday. um I won't make any promises. So yes, that means I've got about a month-ish because football season kicks off. Week one is Thursday, nine four September 4th.
00:57:41
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So I have About a month. I got to figure out who's playing. I got to get invites out. I got to make a place. Can you do your magic and get me a post for social media for anybody interested in nonsensical network fantasy football?
00:57:58
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yeah when's it Yeah. just didn know date Yeah, I got to vacate some teams from last year. That means I also got to talk to my personal league and I have to find a new one or two players for the new league.
00:58:10
Speaker
When do you need it? When you need it by? Ah, the sooner to the better. That way can do nothing with it faster. I literally have a month. i didn't i' not i' ah pripped up on I'm a professional procrastinator, man. You don't give me a deadline. It ain't getting done. Get it to me by next Friday.
00:58:29
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Okay. I just threw a date out there just because i did youre gonna be you were going to force me to to make a decision. Come in, bitch! No later than next Friday, but if you get it there earlier, awesome.
00:58:43
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ah so I can throw a post up on social media. I know a couple of people have said they were interested. As far as the podcast league, I would like to go 10 teams ah at max, which all leaves.
00:58:59
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I know I'm going to be in it. I think Wally's going to be in it. Michael said he wants to be a part of it. I don't blaze. Are you going to draft a team or do you know? I thought you were going to do it. No, I was going to help i was go to help with the graphics and present presentation, but I wasn't. Okay, I got you. Okay.
00:59:16
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So we've got essentially six but seven spots. you probably got We'll be there. Rick will be there. So, yeah, we've got about five, six spots to fill.
00:59:30
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I shouldn't be too long. And if more people are interested, then we'll rack it up to 12. it just You get anything past 10 teams in a fantasy football league,
00:59:41
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Y'all going be drafting motherfucking players ain't nobody ever even heard of. You're going to literally be drafting Ray Finkel.
00:59:50
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Finkel and Einhorn. Finkel and Einhorn. Thank you, Michael. That I remember. That's from ah Ace Ventura. That reference. please Speaking the San Diego Chargers, and and i I need to read this article, but an article popped up that said Justin Herbert is out and Trey Lance is the new starting quarterback.
01:00:14
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I think Harbaugh's smoking some fucking crack because Herbert has more than proven himself. There you go. Paid league? People buy into these things? I guess if there's a cash reward. Yeah, so my personal league is a $25 buy-in, $20 buy-in.
01:00:29
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twenty dollar buy-in I can't remember. The podcast, the network league, is not a paid league. However, I would love to try to put together a swag pack, and it doesn't matter whether it be somebody on the network that wins or somebody not on the network that wins because it's fantasy football. And I know these assholes try to rig the game against me.
01:00:51
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On Friday nights, once a month. We got new rules, bitch. I don't give a fuck. I don't care because I'm turning my camera off from now on when I come on the show. I knew that was coming and so did you.
01:01:06
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That motherfucker's going to cry about that for the next 10 years. Oh, you get over it. All I got to say is, as Michael has said before, I got to give you credit where credit's due. The ultimate heel.
01:01:18
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yeah My gosh, I'm thrust into a room full of meatheads. ah What's that? Meathead. i had I heard you were a huge fan of a room full of meat.
01:01:33
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Not meatheads. No, so yes, football is bad, so tune Speaking of, where's Brittany tonight? That was good.
01:01:44
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that was good Yeah, nice. but now hopeful Hopefully this Sunday, Unnecessary Roughness will be back, tune in, because football is back. But I was going to ask you guys something. ah The whole Aussie funeral thing, have you guys heard about this?
01:02:01
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No, but usually a funeral does follow a death, so i'm not surprised there was one. This is true. Dude, it was they they it was it was a whole thing. I can be sarcastic, too.
01:02:13
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I can be sarcastic, too, bitches. Smart guy in the building, flexing my dumb muscles. I've been recently told I'm not a nice person, so i might as well not be.
01:02:25
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You know what? I came across the click hitter. came across I came across the, I think I was scrolling Facebook or TikTok, one of the two. and And I want to order these hats, but I want to add our own flair to them and throw the logo on it. But it says professional asshole.
01:02:41
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And I want to get all of us that hat and then just like throw the network logo on it just because why not? I think that'd be nice. Good idea. I'll wear it probably. Hell yeah, man.
01:02:54
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And earn it. So you put it. Place, did you see the email we got just before the show started? I did not know. twitch from From Twitch?
01:03:06
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Apparently we can monetize on Twitch now. oh Oh, so shout out Shout out to Twitch. Thank you guys for watching us. didn't know you guys liked us on Twitch. But no, the Aussie's funeral was like live broadcasted worldwide. It was it was a whole spectacle. There was a parade and like they...
01:03:24
Speaker
drove his fucking body through. was in Birmingham, England, where he was from and where Black Sabbath was formed. So Sharon didn't have a worldwide tour with... but Sharon got that money, though. The man is dead and Sharon is still cashing out.
01:03:47
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ah she till She's still milking that cash cow. So is that the equivalent of like the heavy metal version of a world leader that lays and lies in state or whatever? just yeah yeah yeah Yeah. Was it like in a glass casket thing? or Yeah, its just like they did for like Queen Elizabeth.
01:04:10
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Like I watched that.
01:04:13
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Could you see his actual body through glass or something? I don't know. i didn't watch the break.
01:04:21
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Then why'd you bring it up? I'm still in mourning. No, it's evening. You don't know enough. Why are you bringing it up? That's not... that's not and How is that mourning? They're mourning harder than you. They went
01:04:36
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to the funeral. I would never step foot in that godforsaken country. why What? We already kicked their asses once. I don't need to go there.
01:04:50
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Fuck Colonials.
01:04:53
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No, i'm still in mourning. Look, look, I lost Ozzy Osbourne Hulk Hogan in the same week. And Chuck Magagione. Magagione. Is why you're wearing your butterfly t-shirt?
01:05:09
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They're ravens. Thank you very much. Actually, I think he's sober. I'm too fearful.
01:05:17
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I think he's pretty sober, so pretty early in the evening. it's it's It's been a it's been a a real ah rough week for Glick, all right? He's only drunk with power. but i'm in ri my I'm on my high horse looking down at you peasants. You think I'm going to Gen Pop just because Ozzy died? Fuck that.
01:05:40
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In England, of all places. A pleb in his stepstool. You go at it, Glick. Amongst the hooligans day soccer.
01:05:52
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Yeah. It's not even a real sport. Soccer sucks, you losers. it's It's football. What are you talking about? Yes. Soccer is actually the number one participation sport in the world.
01:06:03
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actually It's actually hoot, hoot, boy. Hoot, boy.
01:06:11
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Football, football. I don't want to have this conversation. i've already done this before. so i wanted to know get over yourselfves i wanted to know more about the funeral. like Was the body dropped? or Anything funny happened? Was it blooper reels?
01:06:26
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Did he pop up and go, psych, I'm still here, bitches. I learned this i learned this from the from the great Tony D. If you want to learn more, Google it.
01:06:38
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but Again. tony Tony's Google Foo is like white belt. Why did you bring it up? What what were you trying to ask us? Have we heard about the funeral? I was curious if you guys paid any attention to it. That's all it was.
01:06:50
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I was just curious. they they went' they it there was live five there was It was a whole entire spectacle. like they pervaded him You couldn't pay me to pay attention to my Foo.
01:07:02
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why would Why would I pay attention to Ozzy's? You could pay me to do it, but otherwise I'm not paying attention to that shit either. I don't watch news. I don't give a fuck about celebrities. watch che newsoy The only celebrities I care about are here.
01:07:16
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That you think that you two are celebrities. Not so much better here, but right here. You
01:07:25
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can't call yourself a celebrity unless you've emceed a Southern Outlaws band concert. I've had two stalkers. I've made it in business. but I've made it in the show business. Only two? They were really, really amazing stalkers, and they were legit stalkers.
01:07:40
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had I had one show up at my house one night, and then I made them go get me beer. That was dope. but Wait, what? You can't feed into the stalkering. That doesn't count. You have to be afraid of these women.
01:07:53
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Oh, this is a dude. So way back when, when I was on Paris. Who was he? ah Way back when, when I was on Periscope, this there this guy was super creepy, right? He was like, I know where you live, Glick. And i was like, i don't give a fuck.
01:08:10
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You know, like, I'm hanging out in my garage and the garage door is wide open. Fucking come say hi. And I was live one night on Periscope and this dude rolled up in his goddamn golf cart.
01:08:22
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And he was like, what up? I'm coming to say hi. I was like, who the fuck are you? And he dropped his screen name. I was like, hey, why don't you go get me some beer? That would be great. So he brought me beer back. and He was standing like outside of my garage like a vampire waiting for me to invite him in.
01:08:36
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And I just reached over and was like, boop. And the garage door just closed. And he stood there. was hey.
01:08:47
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No. No. That's fucked. don't know. that's That's a little weird. and to grinder That's my question. Don't worry about... Wait, what? When did Periscope change its name to Grindr?
01:09:01
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Sounds like you had a dating thing going on and you didn't like the looks of your stuff. What do on the weekends is none your business. $200 is $20. No, yeah it's weird how you get... Yeah, times are hard, man. Inflation, cost of living, it's $100, bitches.
01:09:21
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but I'm a goddamn celebrity. Inflation erection.
01:09:29
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is that an question talkers are Internet stalkers are crazy, bro.
01:09:37
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I
01:09:40
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i love you guys. This is fun. one ah one ah One of Blazin' favorite person used to claim that she had stalkers all the time.
01:09:51
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talking about That's why she never showed her face on social media. her her Her picture was a rose. you know That's like a group of people that I try to not think about.
01:10:07
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Such a trash group. We're such a trash group of people. Every once in a while, for some weird reason, they'll pop into my head and I'll go, what a bunch of just...
01:10:19
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just little Sad, pathetic individuals. Mike would probably like them. No, I don't think Michael would. He'd probably think... As long as they bought tickets to a show, he'd love them. wow I don't care what they do or say.
01:10:34
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As long as it's not in the middle of my show, I love everybody who buys a ticket. so I mean... not to If she hate-watched this show, I'd be alright with it, too. Oh, she used to.
01:10:45
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i used to shout her out. She used to. I used to shout them all out because they all used to hate watch this show. And I would shout them out, too.
01:10:56
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Some of them still do. Some of them still do.
Internet Culture and Philosophy: A Humorous Exploration
01:10:59
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We love you guys. Thank you for the numbers. Thank you for the subscribes and the likes. Algorithm. Yeah, thanks for the algorithm. The chatterbox is quiet as a fucking church tonight.
01:11:12
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it is mk dropped a bunch but i mean where's tarantula at tonight she hasn't said shit other than give us the cheers other than yelling at me about not starting the show on time that was somebody else that was zampios stop being stop being retarded oh there we go now we got teeth happening in the uh in the battle chatterbox
01:11:35
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bla bla
01:11:39
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Who do you like to win the AFC North? What is going on? stepped away to let my dog in. fell asleep.
01:11:50
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AFC North? As much as I hate to say it, the Ravens.
01:11:58
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Dude, look at their roster. They are fucking disgusting, bro.
01:12:03
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Offensively, Derrick Henry, Lamar Jackson, two of the top running backs in the entire league.
01:12:10
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Yes, I call Lamar Jackson a running back. If you don't fucking like it, fuck you. You don't watch football. That's fine by me. He does run a lot. Damn fast. I will say last year, after he buy after he finally got paid, and I say this as much as it pains me to say it, he finally got paid.
01:12:27
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He looked like a legit quarterback last year. He was making good passes, deep passes. He had QBIQ through the room Yeah, man, he was still running, but he looked phenomenal last year, man. So shout out to Lamar Jackson and his mama.
01:12:43
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Because his mama is his agent. Lamar Jackson's mom is his agent.
01:12:48
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Yeah, I saw that. Joe Burrow and the Bengals aren't going to do it? What?
01:12:57
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so Okay. i I'm just as lost as Nick was when I was talking about artificial cells. Yeah. it The least I could do was give you a little bit of what you gave us.
01:13:09
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That's fair. It was a little brutal and a little dry. Michigan still sucks, baby. That's right. It is currently 8.32 p.m. in Michigan still and always will suck.
01:13:20
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Talking about science isn't boring and dry. many days has it been since Ohio State b Michigan? and it doesn't matter I don't know how to do stand-up with science. I'll leave that to Neil deGrasse Tyson.
01:13:38
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How many days has Ohio State University beat Michigan? I try to make it fun. Four.
01:13:47
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As of today, July 30th, 2025, it has been 2,076. Top quiz. Who's the current champion? Could you imagine celebrating a national championship?
01:13:59
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getting embarrassed, and I say absolutely embarrassed at home by your rival, not winning a conference, not even sniffing a conference championship, and then everybody felt bad, so they rigged the champion the national championship playoffs for you guys. I'm going to tell you this. They never did anything in four years. They belong in there. They shouldn't have been in the playoffs.
01:14:23
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I agree, and I'm not saying that as ah as ah as a non-Ohio State fan, but I don't think I should have been there. You got to win your conference. And, ah you know, but and then some crybaby Jack Sawyer. What's his name? Jack Swagger. Jack Sawyer. Glick didn't bring it. Glick didn't bring another subject.
01:14:42
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He brought he brought he brought a plan of a subject. He had a concept of a subject. and brought counting on You would need to make subjects. Oh, next subject. Oh, you don't like stats. You don't like facts, do you, Wally?
01:14:56
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You don't like stats and facts that Ohio State is Michigan's bitch. Just like, you're my bitch, Wally. Just like, I'll make you tap out, you silly bastard.
01:15:07
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Escalated. I don't need to bring anything. I'm a content for this network. I am content, you sons of bitches.
01:15:22
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Michael's trying to think of something to say to me. she never know it out No. bring anything to tonight. I had no head to go with that.
01:15:40
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Hashtag, we're throwing some shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. You don't think we're to have a chance at all? Nah, dude. Joe Burrow is so goddamn overrated. The Bengals are garbage. The only good shining light on the Bengals are Jamar Chase and Tee Higgins.
01:15:56
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Tee Higgins. The Bengals are so goddamn overrated. The fucking Steelers have goddamn what's-his-nuts.
01:16:07
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Excuse me when I go on an opiate. hey There you go, Blaze. You want to get behind a football player? Aaron Rodgers and his opioid-induced adventures that he goes on. I love that. i'm not um My all-time favorite sports interview.
01:16:23
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i'm not I'm not an opioid guy. I'm more of a weed guy.
01:16:28
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So, that joke wasn't even funny. It's the wrong drugs, Blake. That is drugs. We we take medicine.
01:16:37
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that's That's people who like the but heroin and the fentanyl. You know we don't do that. We're not like... I don't like my drugs to kill me.
01:16:48
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Neither one of us have slobbered on a show. We don't we don't fade out. let's Who slobbered on a show? Who did that? Nobody. That's the point. Not yet. Not yet.
01:17:02
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not yet not Yeah. That's why I popped two edibles and
01:17:12
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bla Blaze last night. Just so you know, I ate an edible. An hour end into the show. Wally said these edibles kick in. That's because I totally forgot we had... I ah totally spaced the show.
01:17:28
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Then I ate the edible and I get a text from Glit. Hey man, studio's up. you send me that thumbnail? I'm like, oh, yeah, let me get right on that. You took your life together, Blaze. And I did, though. I got right on it. I got right on it. i got You did, actually. Yes, you did. You're like, I got you, bro.
01:17:44
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There you go. like he yeah and i was yeah. I was able to do it from my phone, so it it works great. which I got to fucking free up storage space on my phone. Anyway, enough about sort storage space on my phone.
01:18:02
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I don't even want to talk that. have a question. Okay, I have a serious question. o i'm not I'm not a huge porn scrolling dude. I've used it in the past. I'm aware of it. im I'm aware of a few of the sites that are out there.
01:18:16
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What is this porn of which you speak? What do you lose when you jerk off? what is x Why is X and XX better than Pornhub or vice versa?
01:18:26
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What do i use when I do that now? Less ads. less ads less ads it's 100 free you and one and and there there's no limitations there is no limitations to your imagination on xnxx a much bigger like selection of genres and like if you can think of it words are a lot but a lot more now i'm aware that porn hub is very strict on making sure their stuff is free of
01:18:58
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um exploit of expletative porn. Oh, yeah. A lot of all porn sites are... They are very, obviously, the big one underage. um they clearly They do, yeah. yeah There's a lot of... and and i'm not talking I'm not talking kitty. i'm not talking but There's a lot of revenge porn. Quote-unquote revenge porn. It's also not something that you see on a lot of websites. That's why I said exploitative.
01:19:24
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That's an umbrella term. You can fit all that under it. a lot of ah A lot of them are because they have to be careful because there have been a couple big name what porn browsers I guess you could call them that have been absolutely crucified because they allowed things on there that shouldn't have been on there.
01:19:42
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Like Hulk Hogan. like Have you ever watched that sex date? I couldn't bring myself to it. I didn't want to see the homestead. I spoiled it that way. Some bitch was hung like a goddamn elephant's trunk. got to give up. I hey you may not but see you on that goddamn hammer you were swinging, but you couldn't fuck worse shit, bro. You could not fuck worse shit.
01:20:02
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You were like a blind monkey. wi You didn't know what to do. I have no problem with like that. He was like a blind monkey with cerebral palsy.
01:20:13
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I'm picturing that right now. in his You're welcome, Michael. You can use that finger if you want. He's grinding something on it. That's all that matters. I'm wondering why laughed that joke. I'm going to hell.
01:20:27
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It's fucking hilarious.
01:20:31
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I'll be tap, tapping, tapping the keg. Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, man. Speaking of tapping, tap, tap, what are we doing tomorrow? That was a really good segue.
01:20:43
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You mean at 10 o'clock in the morning? Oh, I was going to say, what are you doing? Are you guys joining WALL-E tomorrow night for and Dinosaurs and Dragons?
01:20:55
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Son of a bitch, you said Friday. friday friday night Friday night, we're having a retrospective on Happy Gilmore 1 and 2. Tappy, tap, tappy. Tap, tap, tap.
01:21:06
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And I'm going to and I've already been warned and not to bore you guys with my philosophy take on it. I was teasing you, son of a bitch. I know. The fun out of it. now actually Actually, so I stumbled on... I didn't stumble on Daredevil. I've always been aware of Daredevil.
01:21:27
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I never really got into his philosophy. but i so I decided to tiptoe into it. in and Funny thing about it. He's dabbling. Yes.
01:21:38
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What? Tiptoe? Dab. what What is what? like The guy in his life. Joe Dierte's brother.
01:21:49
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What is his brother? Jacques Derrida. That's his name. Jacques Derrida. He's French. i already don't like it. yes he's He's French, but he's of Argentinian ethnicity.
01:22:03
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a Jewish background. ah yeah He was born in 18... Born 1930, died in 2004. he was postmodern postmodern philosopher okay I didn't ask for his fucking biography. i just but you ask but asked what who asked what a darey You asked what a was. I was like, well, person. so what i know i was like his venezuelist' philosophy like what was His philosophy, He's mostly known for for deconstruction,
01:22:40
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but he also has what what he calls hauntatology h a u n <unk> hauntology it's on the top like that it's a form it's it's ah It's a subcategory of ontology.
01:22:55
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um But anyway, it's of course, it's a made-up term Derrida himself. But it goes it goes basically discusses how nostalgia affects us in our brains why we're so why it's easy easy for us to be pleased by nostalgia and just shit like that.
01:23:17
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oh how how light a hauntology is like um actually you know what gil Happy Gilmore 2 would actually be a kind of like is selling back our nostalgia from the first one and are us reminiscing about that first one is sort of hauntology.
01:23:40
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A little bit more detailed than that. Quick and simple, that's the best way I can put it. because Yeah, man, this actually sounds actually really cool. um yeah He looked it up. I did. I hit the old, as the French said. As you were talking, I read it for myself.
01:23:57
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Thanks babbling for a while. Sweet. What an asshole like you No, I listening to Blaze. Actually, i I prefer getting fact-checked in real life.
01:24:08
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No, I was listening to Blaze while I was checking this out. But, ah yeah, no i actually, this is actually, i I've never heard of this before, hauntology. But, so, like Blaze said, it's it's both as a philosophical concept and a musical genre.
01:24:29
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That I did not know about. so I'm going to, it explores the lingering presence of the past, particularly ideas and technologies that were anticipated but never fully materialized. It examines how the dead future, like a ghost continues to influence the present. There's um there' was a movie that came out there was a movie that came out in the It was a science fiction movie. that It escapes me.
01:24:54
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But it depicted the future in one certain way. But course, that certain way never happened. However, Fallout... repurpose that same aesthetic in their game. Like Fallout the video game?
01:25:11
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yes Okay, yeah. So that's like a double hauntology. First you got the initial hauntology of the potential predicted future that never came.
01:25:24
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And then on top of that you have Fallout using the same aesthetics that never came into fruition. sort of like a hauntology to the second power so anyway i was gonna say that's exactly what it says in the next little blip it says uh hauntology is the sense that the idea that the past or rather what is expected to happen in the future continues to shape our present reality now we're really losing the audience i like They made me smart tonight.
01:25:57
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They made me smart tonight. And now I'm on the same page as Blaze. I understand. Habla ingle, my friend.
01:26:08
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i think that one. I think hauntology is actually a fun philosophy to kind of learn about. it could be It can be dreadful, but it's fun. think about Well, when you said that originally, my my mind went, where's Curtis at?
01:26:29
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But like I said, it's ah the subcategory of ontology, which is like the philosophy of being or existence. Yeah, they they they break this down on the old Google. They go into on ontology and some other words that I can't pronounce.
01:26:47
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And the funny thing is the funny thing about hauntology and ontology is in France, the H is is silent, so it's really ontology of oncology.
01:26:59
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You learned that from Jeff because he's fluent in France. Yep. So ontology. are fine.
01:27:04
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so onnology um topology words are french people Words are fun. but i dare that out there Nobody likes you. You're French. Nobody likes you. Fuck you.
01:27:15
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like Canadians. You're not even real. but a lot of a lot of the a lot of the yeah modern like a lot of the modern or postmodern philosophers typically come from France. There's Beauregard.
01:27:28
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There's Derrida that we just brought up. here's i assume round for ah guy There's Guy ah there's
01:27:41
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The only guy I know is Guy Fiera. No. And he takes me to Flavortown. Guy Fawkes. Guy Fawkes. Guy Fawkes. ah He's definitely not modernist.
01:27:53
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Red Fox. Red Fox. Definitely not for France, but great philosopher. Foxy Brown. Foxy Brown. Fox and the Hound. We're doing this.
01:28:07
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so Ain't nothing a hound dog. A lady and a tramp. All dogs go to heaven.
Podcasting Challenges and Personal Interests
01:28:26
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So we're back on freaking, okay, this following that rule, let's go down to Aquinas. St. Aquinas in his and his, no, um we're not doing that. i don't I don't care what your category of porno you look at.
01:28:43
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Michael's like, I remember that horse dick I seen that one time. yeah Okay, I got a question. Glick, and well I think Michael's already seen it. Have you watched Alvin Gilmore 2 yet?
01:28:59
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You just had this discussion earlier today, Michael. You did not watch it. I haven't watched it yet. I will have it in before tomorrow night. i i will have it in before friday night Tomorrow's Thursday.
01:29:11
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Whatever. i it before the show friend here what did is I do want to remind everybody that if you're listening now and you're able to listen to us at 10 a.m. tomorrow morning, you'll catch Michael and I on Chronic Contemplations.
01:29:26
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Go ahead. chronic i Can i ask you something about that? Because I know you guys were doing the Chronic Contemplations kind of um doing your own thing with that. Are you bringing that to the network or is this just a one-time deal?
01:29:38
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and We're bringing it to the network. Bring some more stuff to the network. don't ask Don't ask the boss or anything. Just do it. I'm not. That's how we do it.
01:29:49
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um I honestly visualized it. I wasn't going to. Glick doesn't tell people is I pay half the stream yard bill. so Actually, I've made that very clear that you have been only very but... I'm fucking with you. It's almost do it again, motherfucker. I'll see.
01:30:09
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No, actually, in all honesty, i I don't care, but I think it's really cool that you guys are bringing that to the network because but there for those of you guys who have not got to watch it yet or listen to it yet, um it's it's out there. what It's on your channel, isn't it, Blaze?
01:30:24
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Well, it's no it's on. it's So we have two episodes that I failed to upload because I just failed to upload anything in the last month and a half for reasons.
01:30:35
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um Procrastination reasons, health reasons, whatever. You He doesn't like the co-host. I'm not going to make... No, that's not it. I'm not going to make excuses. It's definitely not that.
01:30:48
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It's definitely on my part. I think what it is, I got to sit there got to listen to them and edit them. And it's like, I don't... I honestly... i absolutely It is something I have to get over, but I hate listening to myself.
01:30:59
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I don't like you watching myself. I don't like listening to myself. I think I'm full of fucking shit most of the time. And I don't understand why people even listen to me. then I listened to myself. i was like, no, wait, are you talking talking about yourself or me?
01:31:12
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Talking about myself. I feel like Blaze is roasting me right now. Hold on a second. No, I was roasting myself. I was participating in some self-deprecating.
01:31:26
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i didn't very much you said she went through and and and I didn't realize that you went through and broke that show down and edited. Yeah. Yeah. and yeah so were pre pre yeah It was pre-records.
01:31:39
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And i I think I like live better than I do pre-records. I'm excited for it because, like I said, if you guys haven't got a chance to check it out or if you haven't heard of it, check it out. I enjoy listening to it. I've listened to... Well, there was a couple episodes early on and it wasn't called Chronic um Contemplations. It was called something else where just like, I'm going to couch my own ear holes out.
01:32:03
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I mean, if so um basically... What's that, Michael? There was Green Eggs and Ham was only one episode. Yeah, we're not even going to go down that one It wasn't Green Eggs. I do like what you guys do with that show, so I'm excited that you decided to throw it up here on the network and put it up here and and allow our audience to hear it.
01:32:25
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I will get those other two uploaded and stuff. um Just as a foreshadowing or kind of like a kind of explanation of what it is,
01:32:37
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It's kind of like what we did tonight. We pick some topics and we shoot the shit about it. We joke around. Sometimes I get really too serious about stuff. Sometimes every time. All the time. All the time. All the time.
01:32:51
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But guys, you know here's I need i need a i need and need that that that platform where i can talk talk that kind of stuff because i absolutely hate football Yeah. Everybody's got different interests, and yours are definitely very eclectic. What the hell? What the hell does that have to do with anything?
01:33:09
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Very eclectic. Very eclectic. I think it's too eclectic at this point for anybody. Jack off all trades. Except for myself. What, Pepper?
01:33:20
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What, Pepper? I'm excited for football season. Sorry, buddy. No, i you know what's you know what's funny is I used to never talk shit football. Never. I was like, you know, people like football. They like football. I don't like it. Whatever.
01:33:34
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I go to so Super Bowl parties. I hang out with friends. Never talk shit about football. Never, ever talk about football. Then I had this friend, ex-friend, Oregon.
01:33:44
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And one day, he was a big football guy. And again, you know, he'd watch it. I'd hang out with him. We'd smoke weed. And, you know, we'd talk about whatever. And then one day, I brought up philosophy. And he looks at me. He's like, but you mean the study of old people?
01:34:00
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I'm like, what? I was like, it's on like Donkey Kong now. And I started trashy football since that day.
01:34:10
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I was like, man. love the story of old people was archaeology. yeah That's more of anthropology, but close. and our archeology Archaeology is a lot closer than calling it philosophy.
01:34:23
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It was an apology at the end of the day. so
01:34:28
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Contact that dude. We need him on the network. but What Blaze was trying to say is sometimes he needs his brain stimulated. And a lot of the shows on this network do not stimulate his brain.
01:34:42
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It doesn't. and i that that That's just me knowing Blaze. I know exactly what he needs. we had a i I know what Blaze needs. while if you got your needs is on do Mondays and Thursdays when you hear you when you do your show, like,
01:34:59
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Lizards and cars aren't my greatest um interests, but I do find them interesting. And he'll talk and he'll spit stuff out that I don't know. And it's interesting. But sometimes Saturday nights, and it's just like, oh, my brain is numb.
01:35:15
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It's the whole point of Saturday night. so it And that's another thing. I quit drinking when I do shows now. So when I'm on here, i liquid death. So I'm not drinking anymore.
01:35:27
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and Saturday nights, I can't do that sober.
01:35:32
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So... My brain is... I can only be so stupid sober. um I say... You say that, and I'm trying not to be a dick, but there are times when I can't... I because have to, like, cut myself off from people for a little bit because like a draining of my energy.
Mental Health and Grilling Humor
01:35:57
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That's why Blaze don't talk to me no more. No, I do. Shut up. girls Girls, you're both pretty. yeah Thank you.
01:36:10
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ah got a very small circle of people. No, yes, I'm with you, Blaze. I have a very small circle. For that reason. Shit. um Oh, shit. speaking of Speaking of small circles, so if I can get serious for moment.
01:36:22
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But no, Blaze, that was the whole mindset behind nonsensical nonsense was just mind-numbing stupidity. Just forget about life, finances, work.
01:36:34
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Yeah, no. I know i know mission accomplished. Like, you're not going to offend me. You're not going to hurt my feelings. Because that's that was the whole idea. It was just forget about life for a few hours, one night a week, and let's just have fun and enjoy ourselves. and you know But on a serious note, Wally, if you still got your ears on, I need to infringe on a Monday or maybe a Thursday. Maybe. i don't know.
01:37:01
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well We'll figure it out. But here within the next week or two, I would love to bring back for a one-time only type of thing, Men Care and For Men. In all seriousness.
01:37:12
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Because I know there's some guys, I know there's some people that are going through some things and and would like to maybe ah get some shit off their chest or just have a conversation in general. I know Michael has asked me several times about doing care for men.
01:37:31
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So I would like to bring it back ah here in a couple few weeks. I'll get with you guys and see what you guys think. Do it on a way. We can do it on a Wednesday, Kitten, we? Yeah, we could do it. out and That's what I was kind of thinking. like well yeahll'll We'll figure it out. you know we We don't always know what Wally's schedule is. So it's like, you know if he's got a... you know There's ah a void on a Monday or something like that. and um We could slide in.
01:37:57
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But I would like to do... and i mean And that goes for me as well. I know i know ah there's a lot of things I'd like to express and just talk about and just... ah just and it's I know it's men care. We keep saying men care for men, but it's mental health in general.
01:38:11
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Yeah, I was going to suggest a name change offline now. Yeah, throw it at me. I was going to suggest we do one, but I don't have one to throw at you.
01:38:22
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yeah The He-Man Woman Haters Psychology Club. and the it has but It has to spell out a funny acronym.
01:38:34
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All right, we're going work on something for balls. Like it has it has to has to smell don't be a bitch. I'm joking.
01:38:43
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Well, I was going to say don't be a pussy, but man, that's a little wordy. Suck it up, buttercup. ah You know, I've actually stopped calling people pussies, and I call them ball sacks instead of pussies.
01:38:56
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They're a lot more vulnerable, a lot weaker. Yeah, yeah, and it flips the script on people, I think. Somebody told me that. I think it was a couple Saturdays ago. I don't know why you say pussy because the pussy is stronger. Let me kick you in your pussy and see how it fucking feels.
01:39:12
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i I've heard that too. You kick anybody hard enough anywhere is a valid point. i Validation. That's why I'm the greatest of all time, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you.
01:39:26
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ri but That's what I do. Suck it, Mike. You can't bring it down. I am going to pop up this Saturday, though. Probably not until after nine. I'm going to go and do some work.
01:39:47
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Do some work. i you gotta to yeah Okay, i got you. I'm going to jump up this Friday night. The kids go home Friday. so I'm going to be burn up friday next Saturday night. I'm going to tie one off on Saturday night.
01:40:01
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Fuck yeah. but like It's actually probably a goddamn lie because I'm thinking about going to the lake this weekend and getting me some sun therapy and a little water therapy.
01:40:15
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So... Cleaning the grill. All you do is turn up the fire, let everything burn off and then empty that and then just like oil the grill.
01:40:27
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That's all you got to do. I'm lazy.
01:40:34
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Ooh, barbecue time. That's what I do. I fire up the grill, let it get hot, and then just take the little... You got to leave some of that residue on there for flavoring. Come on.
01:40:45
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Michael's had my meat in his mouth. No, no, no, no. That's lazy. I know. I said it was lazy. ah is That's how you keep that flavor. Calm down. There's an echo in here. You're doing too much.
01:40:58
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Yeah, it's the same thing I do. Heat it up, scrape it off, throw the meat on.
01:41:05
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That's what makes the bottom grill bits catch flame.
01:41:12
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Yeah. Flame broiled.
01:41:19
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Have it your way.
01:41:22
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The grills are meant to have fire in them. it's like buying a truck That's like buying a pickup truck. and like I'm never going to put anything in the bed. but You get those people put lifts, fucking mudding tires, like, man, you going four-wheeling? No, no, never.
01:41:36
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Never sees nothing but mudding tires. There's a reason for lift kits and giant tires. I've said it a million times. Running over grandmas.
01:41:48
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I've said it a million times. When Cash graduates high school, my my present to myself... Once all three kids are 18 and graduated high school, I'm going to buy me a brand new Chevy 2500.
01:42:01
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I will lift it across the back window. It's going to say, yes, I'm overcompensating. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. And it will be brand new. And I will drive that motherfucker until the goddamn wheels fall off of it.
01:42:15
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to Tell me you're getting the hit's balls, too. No, God, no. I ain't that big of a douchebag. I'm a douchebag, but I ain't that big of a douchebag. specific
01:42:27
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I will drive that fucking truck until the wheels fall off of it. When I buy it, it'll have zero miles on it. That's a good point. that's That's not a it's not a bad take.
01:42:38
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I agree. i mean, you're still taking care of it. It's just you don't have to clean It's like a cast iron skillet.
01:42:48
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You don't clean it because then you gotta re-season it again. You don't put aluminum foil over your grills. Does anybody do that? Don't do that. It depends on what it is. definitely go Sometimes you need it. for veg like Chopped vegetables.
01:43:06
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but i'll see people That's your top rack. You put aluminum foil for your veggies on the top rack. Or you put in those pans. I'll see people put foil out for burgers and steaks and shit. i'm like No, no, no. are you doing?
01:43:20
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What are you doing? No, no, no, no. I was going to say, guys, I've grilled for you. Do you remember? But i already know. That was burgers and dogs. That was definitely no foil use. I remember.
01:43:32
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Michael does. I remember. like i't remember everything special I remember parts of it. Oh, yeah, chopped potatoes. Oh, yeah. You know, I haven't grilled out in minute. That was an interesting weekend. I thought Blaze died.
01:43:50
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I left too early. You guys, yeah so this was... early This was back in... I was stationed in California. stationed California when this happened. so I was in my 20s.
01:44:05
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And I went to a party with a bunch of friends from work. And of course, I got hammered. And apparently, at one point in time, I got... I jumped in a car with some other person that was at that party.
01:44:18
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and went to another party without my friends. I went to the original party. The original party did not have a keg. The second party did. However, i don't remember going to this I don't remember going to the second party.
01:44:32
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But I do vaguely remember calling my friends or my friends calling me, asking me where I was, and I'm like, I'm out back by the keg. And they're like, is no there's no keg at the party. I was like, dude, I'm standing right next to it.
01:44:48
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And they're like, like dey Derek's like, hand the phone to somebody. I'm like, okay. So I hand the phone. Apparently, I was not at the party they were at. The guy had to give them Give them the address or some shit.
01:45:01
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We did not have GPS on our cell phones at this time, so they had to go on to google or not google maps Yahoo Maps and print out the directions. I was in and went to a party in another town on over.
01:45:13
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Nice. nice yes Please, don't ever get in cars with strangers. I was never stationed at Fort Irwin. I was in the Air Force. I was never stationed at any forts.
01:45:27
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I lived in Fort Knox and Fort Hood and a couple of other forts growing up. Wait, hold a second. So this is a so serious question. So yeah what are you stationed at or where are you at when you're in the Air Force?
01:45:42
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um So army so so army bases Army bases are called forts and some military ah Marine bases are called forts and some ah Navy, but in the Air Force are all Air Force bases like Eilson Air Force Base, Elmendorf Air Force Base, B.A. Air Force Base, Travis Air Force Base. There's forts, Travis. And the Air Force Base are all Air Force bases.
01:46:06
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So we call them bases, not forts. In the Army, you call them forts. It's just a vernacular thing. It's just a vernacular thing. It's a difference with no distinction.
01:46:19
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Yeah, because there was an Air Force Base in Charleston. Yeah. In a Navy base or Navy whatever they called it. And then we had the Coast Guard down there. I see that. I see that. I'm about to answer it.
01:46:31
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I was not
Party Memories and Drinking Challenges
01:46:32
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stationed at Edwards. No, I was stationed at Beale up by Yuba Shitty or Yuba City, however you want to call it. Shitty Walk. I got kicked out of my first strip club.
01:46:45
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i just I just want to say, Blaze, that party situation, you definitely went to a better party. Hashtag better party. Hashtag we got a cake. I think
01:46:55
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Man, I kind of want to get a cake now. I don't have any, but I guess I could drink a cake by myself. And apparently when they when they pulled up, I come rolling out of the the bush out in the front yard like a drunken ninja. ah car she's i don't know if she's listening or not, but the other night, Brandy was feeling... feeling They're a little bit too big for our britches.
01:47:21
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And she said, when i when that when I get home, home being here, she said, man, you're going to drink and we're going on beer for beer. Oh, my.
01:47:32
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And I said, oh baby, I'm going to have to hold your hair. word i' a laugh I'm going to laugh when she's holding your beard. No, I don't think she... no i don't think she I'm like, hell yeah, let's do it. but However, I had another idea. I i want to go buy a cake for a Saturday night and just run the tap right up here so the entire night I can just go.
01:47:56
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and don't think I miss those days anymore, Tarantula. I don't. I'll get a pony cake, Michael. I won't get a full-size cake. What about coming?
01:48:07
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Huh? Oh, if you're coming, I'll get a full-size cake. but there was there was a point There was a point in my life where I would take a ah fucking out drink me challenge. and i i would I would win a lot.
01:48:20
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Not all the time. But I was also... i So you ever play you ever play quarters where you bounce a quarter into a shot glass? yeah quarter Yeah, quarters. yeah yeah yeah I haven't done it so long, but i was I was so good every fucking time I did it.
01:48:36
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Boom, boom, boom. Bounce from memory. Yup. I never got drunk off that game. I was always a loser. That was like a beer pong. I would feel bad for the opposing team, and I would just start drinking their shit. I could be sitting here, and you could be trash can in my hallway, and I could go.
01:48:57
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and i would and I would make it every time. you know so When I played beer pong, like, God, I feel bad for you guys. I'm just going start drinking your shit. like I don't want you to drink anymore. you know I'll just drink it for you. and the of the day
01:49:11
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Edward fucking 40 hands. I had a friend play that. That was fun to watch himself. Hey, next time we're all three together, we should play Edward 40 hands.
01:49:22
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No, sir. earn it Come on. she sorry about in front of it Talk to me. What is it? yeah You've never watched How I Met Your Mother. Okay, I'll explain it to you. That's not where I learned it youd say You take 40 ounce in each hand and you duct tape those to your hand, you can't take them out of your hands until you finish all that, all both of those 40s.
01:49:43
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So if you got to pee or do anything, you can't do shit. ah Michael's like, fuck, that's a lot of beer to drink and not fucking pee. Yeah.
01:49:54
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Yeah. i'm Speaking of... I'll go for hours drinking and not drinking. Speaking of lots... Speaking Speaking of... speaking of right Speaking of of ah beer and drinking a lot and having to pee, there was an apartment complex I lived at in Phoenix. And one night, we're in the pool, and we look over, and there's these three guys, four guys.
01:50:18
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And they were in that hot tub for about an hour and a half. And they each had their own 12-pack. They never once got up. Yeah, because they were in a hot tub. Yeah. Yeah.
01:50:28
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Running the bathroom at the pool's game. yeah And I never again ever use that hot tub again after that. They put so much spermicide in there, it's fine. um Right?
01:50:43
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Exactly, sick.
01:50:47
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so Yes. Oh! What's going on, sick? Yeah, I know. My all-time favorite drinking game was Asshole.
01:50:58
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What is that? are thinking of it i Maybe I played it. Card game.
01:51:07
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You already know what you clicked on. don't act like you and Don't act like you knew around here. Go backwards a half an hour. it was weirder then.
01:51:16
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That's what you clicked on. Yeah, the asshole, the president, the vice president, secretary, all that shit. Yeah, it's a card game. It's kind of like musical chairs and cards.
01:51:27
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Like ah you can lose your spot. Basically, everybody from the top down can tell anybody. Calm down, Hitler. Hey, calm down. the president can tell anybody else to drink the vice president can tell anybody but the president the can't tell anybody else to drink and you can make the do like the is your bitch for that hand um if you're president if you're president three times in a row to make rules like you say no swearing so anytime somebody swears they got a drink i mean it gets brutal it's oh i've read that i dont know my favorite drinking game ever
01:52:00
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you can't you can't You can't drink with your left hand. or so It's rules like that. Yep, yep, yep. No using word drink, drink, or drink. you have a green man on your shoulder before you yeah before every There's a green leprechaun on your can, and before you drink, you have to take them off and place them on your shoulders, a rule I got one time.
01:52:23
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Fucked me up. I forgot to move my leprechaun. I ate him again. Yeah. Leprechaun murdering psycho. oh man.
01:52:35
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We had some crazy fucking rules, man. love that game, but I've never played Edward. Forty hands. Sounds awful. think it's a great I think we should do it. I think the three of us should do it live.
01:52:48
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We should do it live one night, the three of us together. Come on, you sex. No. No.
01:52:56
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you know no oh I miss the little green man. Yeah, the little green man. See, she's you've heard the rules. I've never heard of well yeah i Yeah. Maybe it was a California thing.
01:53:10
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I think that's where I learned it. The little green man rule I learned in California. Yeah, we used to play something back in the day that sounds really familiar to to Asshole. Maybe it was Asshole, but yeah, you'd make up rules and and we had the little guy.
01:53:25
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Hmm.
01:53:29
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I'm an alcoholic and I was just like fuck your rules. I'm gonna do whatever I want so um No, I've always I've always been rules yeah go along right that's what we call that one No, I've always I've always enjoyed the the I will challenge you beer for beer what they don't understand is I drink pass
01:53:59
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So you got to keep up with me. You can't say beer for beer and then not keep up with me. like I'm not going to sit here for 20 minutes and wait for you to drink a beer.
01:54:11
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That's why I like going shot for shot better. But that's usually... i' actually I've actually done that with beer before. him Ooh, I've taken beer shots before. Fucking take a shot of beer every second for a minute.
01:54:27
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Oh, da There's a drinking game to... It's called the 100 Beer Club. 100 shots of beer, 100 minutes.
01:54:38
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Wait, a shot, minute, a beer? 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. Very few people can pull it off. Game on. Very few people can pull it Accept it.
01:54:51
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Like a shot, like a shot, like a one-ounce shot. shot of beer every minute. That's 100 ounces of beer. That's 100 ounces of beer. Game on. That's 100 ounces of beer in 140 minutes.
01:55:07
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Yeah, it's almost game on. I can do it.
01:55:11
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And we do live. We'll do it Saturday night. Who's going to pour 100 ounces of beer for me? Just have shot glass and beer's ready. Do I need to make a trip up there this weekend?
01:55:26
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ah The kids are gone weekend. Are you kids this weekend? No, the kids are gone this weekend. Dude, we might have to pull this off. I don't have the anything going on. I kind of want to, I really want to try this.
01:55:37
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Please, remember last night when you asked me about the Moss Pit? This is my brain and my body not on the same page. And I'm going to regret it, but I kind of want to see if I can pull it off. I really do want to see if I can pull it off. She's like, it's fun.
01:55:51
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want to see if I can pull it off. 100 shots in 100 minutes. So we would have to have somebody time, somebody pour them. Like I would have to have a lot of shots. I have an egg timer. It's a one-minute timer.
01:56:02
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I mean, you can. One-minute hourglass. Boom. Boom. We'll have it in camera range. Boom. Boom. We'll have an hourglass cam. I kind of want to do this.
01:56:13
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I kind of want to do this. Let's do it Saturday night. whatever Whatever happens, whatever happens, happens. If I wind up in the side jar naked, whatever happens, happens. But I want to try this. And I want it video and i want it done live so it's documented.
01:56:28
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Because I think I can pull it off.
01:56:35
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I think I can. and Good luck. You guys, nobody believes in me. I'll be there. i do my friends I've never tried it. If you break it down, that's a lot of beer.
01:56:47
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is a lot And a lot of fast. Let's see something. Well, there's 12 beers. There's 144 ounces of beer
01:57:00
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So, I mean, and he could probably, I think Glick could do it now that I think about it. That's not even a full 12. I know Glick can kill it. That's eight and one third beers in one hour and 40 minutes.
01:57:12
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Oh, I drink slow on Saturday nights too, so I can savor my 12. I drink slow, so I can savor my, i I drink like 20 plus beers a Saturday night. And I do it slow.
01:57:27
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that's not ah That's not a flex, guys. that don't Don't ever be me. Children, if you're listening, I know it's not meant for kids, but don't be me. Don't be me on a Saturday night where you can drink 20-plus beers and get up the next morning and be on the road for six hours and not even phase you because that's what I did last Sunday.
01:57:43
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Go ham on weed. Don't go ham on booze. Yeah, go ham on weed and edibles and craft beer and die on your friend's loveseat. I didn't die. didn't die. Where he literally has to call a timeout in the middle of a fight with his significant other and check on you.
01:57:59
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but Because I thought he was dead. high Did i die? Did He didn't know. was a little concerned because all I heard was click.
01:58:14
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It's not worth bro. Just... g click fa Did Shut up, bitch.
01:58:27
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Is Blaze dead? but yeah Seriously, I don't think... okay so I think Glick, volume-wise, can drink all that. It's the time. It's all that. that's yeah and because ah Think about it. i do it every week every every minute Every minute you have an ounce of beer hitting your stomach, eventually it's going foam up. It's going to blow. I don't know.
01:58:52
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I don't know. but but did Do you have to Plus, I'm a pussy and I drink light beer. You do one shot of beer every minute. That's how it's done. You don't just take sips out. No.
01:59:03
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You pour it into a cup and you do shots. We're going to do it legit. We're going to do it legit. American beer is like fucking in a canoe. It's too close to water. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.
01:59:15
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Middle of the light. Miller Lite. I pick the beer. I pick the beer. No the fuck you don't, Blaze. For yourself, you do. 9.9% IPA by Nevada. you don't, don't get pick the
01:59:40
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Blaise is like, I'm going to kill Blake. it Son of bitch. It's my network. if i if If I were to attempt that, it wouldn't be with beer. I would have i would have to do White Claws or something that's not going to be... yeah fucking can't do I can't do... It's all those calories. All that beer in my stomach, dude, I would die inside.
02:00:05
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I would die inside. I mean, i put that... You have to remember, I buy... So every Saturday night, I buy 12-pack of 16-ounce Bounders, which is like the equivalent of like 16 or 17 beers or something like that.
02:00:23
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But then I also usually buy two to three Tallboys that I drink as well. and now i' granted Now, granted, I know I do that in like a six-hour span, but I drag it out for that six hours. There's a lot of there's a lot of Saturday nights that I actually wind up ordering more beer.
02:00:40
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I'll order another 12 pack. That's like, that's for me, that's even a lot of beer in six hours. span Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. like i I mean, I'm definitely down to try it.
02:00:52
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I think I can do it, but if I don't do it, I think it'll still be a really fun thing to do on a Saturday night. i you know i just saturday night i mean You know, it's like,
02:01:06
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and yes you know play together It'd be like ah an eating contest. if his If his stomach is like stretchy and used to it already, he probably would. Yeah.
02:01:18
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I'm here. All right. Tarantula, we're going to count on you being there Saturday. You're going to be the beer counter. i can Now I got to see if I can actually drive up there.
02:01:29
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ah You drive down, Michael? If we can do it as soon as it's Saturday, I'm in. I want to be. okay Yep. Doing it. who
02:01:42
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Doing it. Doing it. Doing it. Doing it. Doing it. Two and a half beers, Tarantula. That's all that is. I can definitely do that. I can drink two and a half Dos Equis in 30 minutes. I like Dos Equis.
02:01:53
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Two and a half beers? What? She said if it's Dos Equis, you guys won't last 30 minutes. Me. Like two and a half Dos Equis. Oh, that's a bummer. That's a bummer. Oh, we don't have a scorekeeper. We're fucked.
02:02:09
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I need to go use the restroom. I don't know if Glick was going to plan on going on a break or not. I was just taking a piss, but I'm good. What's that? but go Go make your bladder better. Hold on a second.
02:02:21
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What are we talking about? They won't let me call Dos
02:02:26
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Equis. It won't last 30 minutes.
02:02:31
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oh
02:02:34
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yeah I won't be able to count. Maybe I can get Brandy to keep score. I don't think I'll be. Get your ears on if you're out there. After 100 shots a year.
02:02:48
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um I'm down to try. like I'm literally down to... I'm going to I've never tried it. I want to do it. And I want to do it live. so as's dr And you've never heard of that before.
02:03:02
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I've never heard of it. 100 shots in 100 minutes? yep I've never heard of it. 100 shots. It's difficult. What up, Chris Technician?
02:03:18
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Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. 100 shots.
02:03:29
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ah hundred shots 100 minutes.
02:03:36
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and I'll see you Saturday afternoon. We'll go find us a venue and we'll celebrate with 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you want to come down this week. Yeah, the kids are the kids go home Friday.
02:03:47
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Well, Cash goes home Friday. Buggy's been band camp all week. So...
02:03:57
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ah so da First and foremost, I already told them about what the challenge you laid out to me the other night when you're like, I can go beer for beer with you. And I said that i and i told them that I said, I promised I'd be holding your hair at the end of the night.
02:04:11
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But I think I can do 100 shots in 100 minutes. now Now, I will tell you guys, I'll probably more than likely be, I'm going to eat me a big ass meal on Saturday. <unk>m feeling pretty good I'm feeling really good right now.
02:04:26
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But I haven't eaten. Well, I had a little something at lunch today. I'm feeling pretty good, and I've only had four or beers right now. Should we do the show off the porch in case you've got to hurl?
02:04:39
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Oh, no. I'll make it to the bathroom. Or I've got two bathrooms to choose from, plus three sinks and trash cans. and Oh, we can do off the No, last time we were on the front porch, I had some kid yelling the N-word at me for 10 minutes. Michael. He yelled at me, actually. Yeah.
02:04:55
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Some fucking Pillsbury Doughboy white kid. And I wanted to punch in the mouth. And Blaze was like, now click, remember. You're not violent anymore. And I'm like, um go do something to shut the fuck up.
02:05:12
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welands just Okay. Well, I mean, Michael michael and Blaze will be here to take care of me if I... I'll be there. No guarantee on Blaze. I'm calling. Uh-oh.
02:05:23
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Did you just get your kitchen pass revoked? I'm joking. I'm joking. She said to wait until you she was here to take care me. I mean, the hospital's five minutes away if I get alcohol poisoning, so that's ah that's that's a plus.
02:05:37
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That's a good point. Make sure you eat properly. Oh, no. will absolutely make sure I eat on Saturday. I'll make sure I'm hydrated. I'll drink lots of water, lots of liquid IV, lots of...
02:05:49
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Lots of Gatorade type drinks. Don't fill yourself up too much because if you have to pee in the middle of it, like that's going to ruin your time. there's nothing No, it takes me like 10 seconds to take a piss.
02:06:06
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and There's no rule against pissing. I'm going to have to piss if I'm drinking 100 ounces I'm going to have to take a piss at some point. okay I'm just saying. Just take me a shot. Bring me a shot glass as the timer goes off while i got my dick in my hand, please.
02:06:23
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I figured there'd be like at least five sos five shot glass glasses to re... The boss gave you the roof.
02:06:34
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I was joking about that. Hey, Mama, I'm ready. I'm um'm i'm feeling... Again, this is one of those things like Blaze and I talked about last night, the whole mosh pit thing.
02:06:47
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My brain says, you're 43 years old, let's get in a mosh pit one last time. One last hurrah. And my body says, you're a fucking moron. And if you get in that mosh pit, we quit.
02:07:01
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My brain says, don't listen to them pussies.
02:07:07
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As long as I get the hundred shots down and I don't puke, then it's good. You got to make it one more minute, 101 minutes. Oh, I can do that. I can do that. I can do that.
02:07:19
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I'm in. I'm um'm now. I'm crushing this shit. Out of left field, Chris. technician He had ground beef tacos. We're shredded. Like Donkey Kong. I checked with my better half. She said, I can't wait for Saturday because I'll be gone.
02:07:36
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Nice. Love you, Sue. So I'm moving in for Saturday night, champ. I'll be there sometime in the afternoon. Yeah, man, let's do it. Saturday or Friday? Saturday.
02:07:48
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Blaze, are you on board or off board? he's got try i got I'm to be determined. i think you I think you have syphilis and you have to call off board.
02:07:59
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Syphilis. but I don't know. Blaze's camera froze. I love when his camera freezes it catches him.
02:08:11
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Contemplation.
02:08:15
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it' no Actually pause at that time. um down miss senator It's going down this Saturday night, fuckers.
02:08:28
Speaker
No, I had ah had an unexpected bill pop up that I had to take care of on on on payday on Friday with my VA check. So it's like, don't know if I'm going anywhere in this room.
02:08:40
Speaker
I'm so watching it. So... Swing for the fence. What's the rules? We're starting this. as soon As soon as we open the show, as soon as I do the intro, we're starting. Give it a five-minute break. That way, if people coming in want to partake with it. I'll do the intro.
02:08:59
Speaker
I'll let people know what's going to happen. Actually, we should promote this shit the next few days. Walt, if you got your ear holes on. uh tomorrow night but byly tomorrow morning 43 year old janexer dies of beer alcohol thoughts i can see the headlines on sunday listen here you sons of bitches the hospital is five minutes away if you assholes let me die don't try this home you're find out that ghosts are real because as a ghost i'm gonna come back and every night i'm gonna stick my finger in your butthole
02:09:33
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but I know you'll like it, Michael. I already know. We did two shows. I'd be getting that finger in the car seat because I'm like you. I'm not going to take that box out.
02:09:45
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I'm going to forget it until every time I hit the brakes. what What you guys don't know is the last time Michael was here, we did two shows together, Friday and Saturday night. And both nights, Michael demanded that he sat on my finger yeah the entire time.
02:10:01
Speaker
yes he's He's a little touched in the head. As my great-grandma said, he has special needs, and we don't make fun of them because they were kissed by angels.
02:10:12
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ah See, in the South, that's just an analogy, or not an analogy, but euphemism for your fucking target. That's it. Damn, I got that extra chromosome. I hear that from all the old people around here.
02:10:28
Speaker
Like, literally, they i get that i get that a lot every time i walk in Every time I walk into one of our our buildings at work, I'm like, yeah damn, there's a lot of extra chromosomes up in this bitch.
02:10:41
Speaker
Because my company employs a lot of people with mental disabilities. mar so You're yucky. Well,
02:10:52
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well I mean, you know if they ask for it, that's that costs extra. Pass the mouth costs extra. But seriously, I think we should start promoting this starting tomorrow morning. Tomorrow, Thursday night, Friday night, 100 beers, 100 minutes.
02:11:09
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Yep. I'm in. Sue can't wait for me to pull off the right way. If I pull this off, you motherfuckers cannot give me shit about my ego ever again.
02:11:22
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What if I pull it off right beside you? i'm definitely think You're going to try it? Yes, I'm not coming to watch you. I'm going to compete. I'm a competitor.
02:11:34
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if i If I make it up there, I will not be participating. I'll be buying a camera and maybe help him pour the beer, but I won't be drinking. i said i'm done you know you know all you You know all you have to have is gas money to get up here, dude. you don't have um That's all you need.
02:11:49
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I know. I'll most likely be um most likely be ah
02:11:56
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Can I bring my... love that you call me a retard, but you're like, I'm doing it too. 100 beers or 100 shots of beer? 100 shots of beer. 100 beers in 100 minutes.
02:12:07
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We're going to do it. It's called the called the Blood Alcohol Poisoning Challenge. It's called Click and Michael Die. It's called Blaze has got to make sure he's not ah not too stoned to dial 911.
02:12:23
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places and This actually becomes Blaze's network after Saturday. Here's the thing. You don't have to be coherent enough to type it in. You just shake it like a motherfucker. It's like a rape pre prevention thing.
02:12:36
Speaker
You shake the hell out your phone it automatically calls 911. Wait, really? Yeah, for real. That's how you kill your small baby when you shake the hell out of it. Shaking baby syndrome.
02:12:48
Speaker
You get your phone shaking babies. It didn't do Hold second. No. Do I have to like pretend? Never mind. I don't want to finish that joke. Look, I was running up my stairs, pumping my arms real fast, and my phone called 911.
02:13:01
Speaker
So you probably... So right now... You masturbated? so it right now no why you masturbated Right down here, if you hit the phone button while it's doing that, it'll bring up the emergency call, and you might have actually hit emergency call. With my palm. with my palm Yeah. I can do that.
02:13:17
Speaker
Yeah, if I did. Yes, I did say that. I am sorry. Michael's walking around giving people advice. If you just shake your phone a lot. There's no way, Tarantula. You've been getting 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes.
02:13:32
Speaker
you cant You can't do that if we're if we're a quarter of the way through and you're already tapping out, Michael. Once once you accept this challenge, you're going for it. Where'd you go for broke? I'm sorry, baby. I did say 100 beers. 100 shots of beer a minute.
02:13:49
Speaker
No, that's for close to this. We're doing 100 beers. It's called the blood alcohol. doing 160. We're doing 100 tall boys a minute. sixty we're doing one hundred tall boys a minute yeah
02:14:02
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It would be like in Strange Brew when they drink their way out of the beer vat. They drink some vats to make a whirlpool. It would be like eight beers in, passed out on the patio, and Blazes doing nonsensical nonsense by himself, and he's like, I think they're a alive.
02:14:20
Speaker
don't know. They're still breathing. We're going to have to cut the camera down after 100 beers. sorry, 100 shots of beer, because neither one of is going have clothes on. It's going to get weird that night. I'm bringing some baby oil.
02:14:32
Speaker
Calm down, P. Diddy. was going to say no Diddy party. i I'm actually going to make a bike party, y'all. I did nothing parties.
02:14:44
Speaker
Blaze is like, on second thought, I can't make it. I'm over here going, I did not come and party. that did he not co in park It turns out have to anywhere else. Michael's just kind of there.
Political and Social Media Engagements
02:14:57
Speaker
Michael's like, it's your house, bro. and as a cat I just remembered I have an appointment. and I got to leave, but you're cool to stay if you want. but We're keeping the cameras going. well um' um'm um um'm um'm I'm all in on this.
02:15:10
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i am I think going to bring this one as an extra that's an extra camera on the side, and I'll have some kind of a... like a dry erase board or something like that, and we'll we'll mark the beers as we take them.
02:15:23
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is that Gen X mentality. Don't tell me I can't do something. I'm going to do it if it kills me. It's not going to kill me, but... Hey.
02:15:35
Speaker
Don't expect me to be worth a fuck on Sunday, though. Shut up, Mike. Keep that at all. If we make it through the first hundred, one of the two of us idiots is going to challenge us to do it again.
02:15:48
Speaker
I'm saying right now Blaze, don't let that happen. Oh, yeah. Probably Be like, you think you're going to do this again, do another 100. Let's another 100. Let's make the 200 Club.
02:16:00
Speaker
but The Real Man Superhero Club. What are you doing, Wally? What are you doing Saturday? Yeah, what are you doing, Wally? You want to come out here to the house and witness this fucking mayhem?
02:16:13
Speaker
Dude, that would be dope if we could get the entire network. Oh, Wally. but I'll make that bitch tap. I'll be 175 beers in and I'll just fucking roll him up in an ankle lock and be like, tap out, you big bitch. 175 shots of beer.
02:16:36
Speaker
blame i in i think this is so alright so if you guys both get to a hundred and and in a hundred minutes You guys want to leave it at the tiebreaker? i or keep going you keep going? It's not a competition between the two of us.
02:16:53
Speaker
Okay. We're not competing. We're just seeing if we can do it. Four people, you could do live beer pong or corn pong. We could. like some people around here, Michael's a team player.
02:17:09
Speaker
and And he's going to participate. This is a tag team.
02:17:14
Speaker
There might be some cornholing that night. You never know. Tag your ass. 100 shots of beer. We're going to drink till we're free. Yes means yes, and... means yes as well. Does this smell like chloroform to you?
02:17:36
Speaker
I'm not drinking any. If Michael and I end up in the side yard cuddling in our boxers, Blaze, you better get pictures um'm I'm just going to make sure I don't drink anything Michael opens up for me.
02:17:48
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yeah
02:17:51
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Safety from Cosby.
02:17:57
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Mark me safe from Michael. for doorfish or fish My safe word is like mine is meatloaf.
02:18:09
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my safe word is more daddy
02:18:14
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That's the wrong one to have. but
02:18:19
Speaker
I don't believe in safe words. Only hands used to have safe words. there David Carradine couldn't get his out. Don't worry. It happens. You used that last breath on the wrong thing.
02:18:38
Speaker
Is that too soon? it's He's been dead for years.
02:18:45
Speaker
I made a 9-11 joke today on Facebook and someone said it was too soon. yeah You strive to piss people off. The other day I sent a screenshot and some dude sent me a message on Facebook threatening to kill me.
02:19:06
Speaker
Blaise is like, I'm conflicted. good do i but Do I call the cops because my number is no longer connected to me and it might be connected to some random woman? and i'm like so no so no that what did When I got this phone number, I can't connect it to one of my accounts because it's connected to the woman who used to have it. and so and That made me worry. i was like well if he looks because i my My phone number is on my Facebook page.
02:19:35
Speaker
Blazing Blasphamber Facebook page. so If anybody wants to get pissed off at me, They didn't call my phone. I'm cool with that. it'll it'll It'll record the call and it'll be con content for you guys. But anyway,
02:19:47
Speaker
so but so he so he because with that, he was like, I can track you down. I'm going to kill you or some shit like that. We have a competition. Whoever gets the worst hate message.
02:20:01
Speaker
it was supposed to yeah but i don't i don't i don't I don't get hate anymore because I think people realize I don't fucking care. But if all three of us put our phone up phone numbers up on one night and challenged the team out there, a leave one of us the worst hate message you can think of.
02:20:18
Speaker
And then we'll choose who we think is the worst one and them swag back or something. And that's another thing. Also on my Facebook page, I let people know that Saturday nights, if they want to come at me face-to-face, they know where to find Open door challenge. What is it? what is it put please Put your words where your testicles are.
02:20:40
Speaker
That's a very bad idea, but would be funny. What's a bad idea about it? My phone number is on my Facebook, too. It's a public page. Any of you can go out and find me. My name is... Oh, no. My last name is not on there anymore because apparently was covering half my beautiful face.
02:20:58
Speaker
What? Yes, I'm handsome.
02:21:03
Speaker
I can't find her. Your mom is a goddamn liar. She doesn't say that shit. She tells me I don't look like a homeless person. God, I wish I would have aborted you when I had the chance.
02:21:15
Speaker
Thanks, Mom. love you, too. will happen She said, if I saw you coming down the street, I'd cross it and go to the other side. I wouldn't want to be near you. Thanks, Mom. I love you, too. She's colorblind, apparently.
02:21:31
Speaker
How did you know about my mom being an evil racist? I just assumed by looking at you. All right. Here we go. It says, thanks for putting your phone number on your profile.
02:21:42
Speaker
Now I can find your address. You beep. Are you calling me a faggot piece of shit? oh Yes. Which is really weird because that word usually gets me fucking banned on Facebook.
02:21:56
Speaker
Let's see how much you have to say when I find you face to face, you fuck sucking shit bag. You're one dead fucking piece of shit.
02:22:05
Speaker
That's pretty sweet. You are making friends and influencing people. Good job, buddy. What elicited that comment? I talked about his daddy Trump.
02:22:17
Speaker
He criticized his He wakes every morning chooses violence. That's that's why. So that was Donald J. Trump Jr. that you said that to? Huh? That was Donald J. Trump. you know No, no, no. no it was I commented on... ah so When I'm on Facebook, like right wing will like pay for advertisement, sponsor their shit, so it's constantly going through your Facebook. so Sometimes I'll be like, well, this is stupid.
02:22:42
Speaker
and i'll and I'll criticize it. I'll criticize a meme or something somebody has said, and they have but sometimes um I'm pretty you know vicious about it.
02:22:53
Speaker
you know I'm not actually like I'm name calling maybe the guy in the office, but you know, but I don't come at anybody personally. i go after the idea, the concept or something. Somebody said, it doesn't make sense but I'm vicious about it, but people will take it personally and then they'll come at me personally. and then I go with them personally and then I get shit like that.
02:23:14
Speaker
So yeah, that's all. So people don't, people can't leave at with just the words. They have to escalate it to the physical violence. And that's all that guy did. He got mad because I fucking out i basically outlogicaled him.
02:23:31
Speaker
and That's a bad way to say that. I put him in a logical fucking corner and he got mad about it. so because i It was about his daddy Trump. That's all.
02:23:42
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Anyway.
02:23:44
Speaker
They do get hurt feelings. Listen, luci erie hurt and feeling listen, listen here. You, you snowflake liberal piece of shit. Pussy. You keep talking about Donald day Trump like that. I'm going to come down to Kentucky and I'm going to beat your ass.
02:24:02
Speaker
You guys, but you guys know, you guys know what, uh, I know, I know, i know Michael does, uh, an affalacious pill ah to hypocrisy. Like, i let's say, I'll say something about Trump.
02:24:13
Speaker
Uh, I don't like the way Trump is going about his immigration policy. And somebody will come back and go, well, Biden or Obama, well, they'll go, they'll go, Obama freaking deported such and such many people. And I'll look at him, I'll go, well, if if it's okay for Obama, ah I'm sorry.
02:24:33
Speaker
So you're saying it's okay for Obama, so it's okay for Trump. And it trips them up because what they're trying to do is create. Yeah, take the other side and make it look worse. Yeah, they're trying to make me take Obama's side by them saying that, and I don't i don't fall for the bait. i kind of flip it back. Isn't that called deflection?
02:24:52
Speaker
Yeah, they're definitely – yeah, it is They are definitely deflecting, but specifically it's called a hypocrisy policy. Deflection and gaslighting.
02:25:05
Speaker
Oh, yeah, that's a lot going on right now.
02:25:09
Speaker
Anyway, and I call that shit out. I call that shit out and I make people i ma ah make them feel stupid for being stupid. And then, again, I get shit like that. but So that's where all that shit stems from.
02:25:23
Speaker
I used to do the same thing. And then I decided I'd rather be happy than write.
02:25:29
Speaker
I'm not even playing I cannot scroll Facebook they don't fucking care I'll see something and um I get the itch and I'm like ah shut immediately well i'm trying to build I'm trying to build my engagement up to 100 followers so I can go live on my page so and and yeah i get I get some followers from lefty people of course just brand who has a bunch of bots you'll be fine Nah, fuck that. Every girl with giant tits and friend request, you just take that friend request.
02:26:01
Speaker
It's a fantastic young Nigerian fellow, and he's going to be there for your 100 followers. That's all you need. Use them, they use you. Most times I do ignore it, but sometimes I'm like, ooh, this seems like fun.
02:26:18
Speaker
like You are a fucking rage baiter. but so Yeah, that's the thing. I'll put a... but Sometimes I'll get somebody to come back at me and we'll actually have a decent discussion.
02:26:29
Speaker
It happens sometimes. you know I try to... One in a thousand. yeah yeah i just i leave it I leave enough trails out there for them to hang themselves. Rhetorically. Rhetorically speaking.
02:26:42
Speaker
Give them just enough rope to hang themselves if they choose to. oh yeah. rage baiter
02:26:50
Speaker
man i was trolling the internet back when yahoo chat was the thing and i was plugging in my teens man I can see it right now. like The first thing in the morning, like not maybe be the first thing, but you open up Facebook and think to yourself, who can I make hate themselves today?
02:27:07
Speaker
And then just start scrolling. It's like you, you're my Uncle Barry. ah i don't that's suck Michael, I think you and I have two different definitions of rage baiting. When I rage bait, I'm usually jerking off and punching myself in the face at the same time. Go away, bait.
02:27:25
Speaker
go away va I don't know that has to do with Facebook, but and maybe I'm doing wrong. That's one way to put it.
02:27:42
Speaker
I just don't think enough stupid people get called out for being stupid. I'm there to tip the scale. I'm yelling pineapple the whole time, but I don't stop. you know We came out with a plan of talking about some smart stuff.
02:27:56
Speaker
And we end up with rage baiting. Because you guys brought in football. You ruined it. click happened yeah Football and Glick. like I'm so excited for Saturday. That's all I want to do now. Just talk about Saturday.
Bacon Bits and Charity Events
02:28:10
Speaker
Man, I'm going to wake up tomorrow and and I'm going to think about this and I'm going to That was a bad idea. horrible This is a horrible idea. and But then the other side of my brain is going to go, hey, Glick, you know how we feel about horrible ideas.
02:28:26
Speaker
that's the where That's where legends are made. You want to earn them belts? You want to be the champ, Glick? It's either going to be a complete train wreck or be fucking gold. Either way, it's going to be amazing, ladies and gentlemen.
02:28:42
Speaker
And that's what I said about the Open Door Challenge. And look at the Open Door Challenge. I said, this is going to be an absolute train wreck or it's going to be complete gold. But either way, we all win. It's a golden train wreck.
02:28:56
Speaker
Yeah. That sounds like a sex move. It is.
02:29:03
Speaker
Boy, sister. Sometimes those edibles don't taste good.
02:29:12
Speaker
What of edibles are you eating? That's what you said. It kind of gets you really stoned. Because my other one kicked in, but I feel like it's not there. Touché. Touché.
02:29:25
Speaker
What flavor? What are Gummies? know. and sour.
02:29:37
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like is there
02:29:42
Speaker
he said fuck i don't know bubble go um just trying to get fucking stone leave me alone and stop asking me questions likeck strawry strawberry lemonade that's why it was so that that many That actually sounds good, but it does sound sour. look you know They do make the candy bars and all that, but honestly, like it's just a delivery system. I want to pay the least amount for the delivery system for Baha'i.
02:30:08
Speaker
so so so The more you get into the chocolates and the more decadent stuff, the price goes up. But gummies are cheap. Michael, Chocolates taste better. michael Michael, we do 100 shots of beer a minute.
02:30:24
Speaker
Glaze does 100 pieces of gummy a minute. I'll just do all of it at the first minute. ah hundred pieces of gummy ah minute
02:30:35
Speaker
i'll just do all of it at at the first Okay, well, if you want to do 100 gummies in one minute, then get after it. That sounds four hours.
02:30:48
Speaker
that's your terrible next four hours michael and Michael and I have our bad... It doesn't sound like such a bad idea because you're co-signing on it. like this is like It's like Michael's on board, so this is a really great idea to do 100 shots a year. Here's the thing.
02:31:06
Speaker
I've sat there and taken a whole bottle of 1,000 milligrams of fucking THC and fucking went about my day. doing 100 gummies and and in and one sitting for an hour is like, okay, what next?
02:31:23
Speaker
Bubba. Like, that doesn't even phase me. phase me. and the The part of that doesn't even... That shit doesn't even phase me to bring that. that does That's like, okay, that's like it's like me saying, hey, Glick, I challenge you to drink one beer in one hour.
02:31:42
Speaker
That's what you're asking to You're doing, like, two milligram gummies. Huh? You're doing, like, two milligram gummies? Well, this one, well, this is, like, this one's, uh,
02:31:54
Speaker
1,000 milligrams of that gummy. Fill the whole container. Yeah. How many gummies in there? No, this this right here had two gummies. The total package is 2,000 milligrams.
02:32:08
Speaker
Oh, my God. um know you can get that many. That big. Yeah.
02:32:15
Speaker
So, yeah. That doesn't scare me in the slightest. and Not even not even like I might die because I can't die. It doesn't matter how much you take. You're not going die off of you.
02:32:27
Speaker
No. So, but I mean, either way, either way I'm going to make it or I'm getting a good nap at you. I'm not going to die. you and Glick might die is what you're saying, Michael. Your refrigerator is going to get attacked, though. That's for damn sure.
02:32:44
Speaker
Yeah, yeah like you know, I get, you know, I don't smoke weed, but I get drunk munchies, man. oh i'm fineing I'm buying a whole ass bag of potatoes Saturday, just so y'all know, because that's my go-to drunk snack.
02:32:57
Speaker
bri back I would be back here in the bedroom and my boxers eating four and a half to ten pounds of potatoes and living my best life.
02:33:09
Speaker
co potatoes I'm going to throw them in the microwave and I'm going to throw some sour cream and some butter and some cheese in there and I'm just going be living my best fucking life drunk as hell talking to Brandy. I'm all by myself. Wonderful. All by myself.
02:33:26
Speaker
i'm all by myself wonderful so Well, I mean, you can come back here and eat potatoes and talk to Brandy with me if you want.
02:33:37
Speaker
don't want to share potatoes with me? What, you're too good to share potatoes with me, Michael? I don't know. I feel like that's a euphemism. I mean, it could be if you wanted to be. But it's actually reality. I'm going to be eating potatoes sitting back here in my bed. So if you want some of my potatoes, you can to have some of my potatoes.
02:34:00
Speaker
Don't make it weird, Michael. They're just fucking baked potatoes. Yeah, I've heard that before. Well, know what George Bush said. Fool me once, shame on me.
02:34:12
Speaker
Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me twice, fooled and fooled again. Fooled and fooled again. Trust me. yeah got Butter, cheese, sour cream, that's so that's the combo right there.
02:34:25
Speaker
And if I have some bacon bits in the house. Bacon bits and sons of bitches. i'm not I'm not big on the sour cream. I don't like sour cream, but whatever. the baking mark i want i want to I want to ask about the bacon bits.
02:34:36
Speaker
Do you a like the real bacon bacon bits or the imitation little red flake things in the fucking bacon bits jar? I prefer the... I prefer real bacon bits.
02:34:48
Speaker
I'm not making bacon. i'm not making bacon and then Bitting it up. Who does that? She makes the bacon and then bits it. It's badass.
02:35:03
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Hell yeah. but Props to Sue. Sue's awesome. ah But I do like the like the the salty crunchy ones or the the imitation ones.
02:35:13
Speaker
I'm not mad at those either. It's kind of like the onion straws. It's kind of like the onion straws um that you put on your maybe the real bacon. I know, maybe That's what I said. The real bacon bits. I got you, girl.
02:35:28
Speaker
Come on, mama. I got you. What? Make your own. Make your own for real? Yeah.
02:35:36
Speaker
You make your own bacon, bitch. It's not hard. It's just cooking bacon. Like you said. It's not hard. I'm just lazy. I'm just lazy. I'm just lazy. I'm not doing it. Beat it up.
02:35:48
Speaker
What you do when you buy a thing of bacon, you cook it all up. You put half of what you want to eat in the other half or whatever you use. Do realize... You can put it away. You can make bacon bits with it. You can put some away for BLT later and all that shit.
02:36:04
Speaker
But do you realize if I buy bacon and I cook it in this house, I have to buy like eight pounds of bacon and they're and and not a single fucking sliver of bacon is left.
02:36:15
Speaker
My kids will eat that out. ah The future... You're going to be spinning in cholesterol. I'm going get out and have too much bacon. I am not spinning. Once they reach 18, their problems are no longer... Don't make your problems my problems.
02:36:30
Speaker
Not my circus, not my monkey.
02:36:35
Speaker
Not my circus, not my clown. Uh-oh, his batteries died. They did that time.
02:36:43
Speaker
Yes. No, baby. I can make your... yeah know Yeah, I like the real bacon bits. and And you can buy real bacon bits. Yes. But i do I don't mind the imitation ones. Or you can cook the bacon and break it up.
02:36:58
Speaker
Yeah. Cook the bacon, break it up. I know. I'm lazy. I don't like to cook bacon. I don't like to cook bacon. Don't cook bacon naked. That's the problem.
02:37:12
Speaker
But usually when I'm cooking bacon, you and i are FaceTiming and you ask me to get that. I don't know. It's 2.30 in the morning. I got another one of your weird photographs. I'm drunk.
02:37:25
Speaker
I got another one of your goofy-ass wrestling pictures. I called you and you're like, let's video chat. And we're video chatting. And you're like, hey, why don't you get naked and cook bacon for me, click. And I'm like, all right. We don't kink Shane. We don't kink Shane. He's going to cry when you tap him out.
02:37:41
Speaker
ah you know Wally is never going to take me out. Well, he said, just cook the damn bacon. I'm going to karate fuck Wally right in his face. I said what I said. You heard my words.
02:37:55
Speaker
Karate.
02:38:00
Speaker
been Hold up. You actually like, are you talking about in the oven? You put your, you cook your shit in the oven? That's not actually. Oh, yeah, she cooks her she cooks it I do have the bacon too. It's better.
02:38:12
Speaker
Especially if you're making bacon bits because you don't have to... Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because if you're making bacon bits, you got to drain the oil anyway. so
02:38:25
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I put them on a rack that's over another pan. So the shit all drips down into the pan and straight into the grease catcher because I'm going use that grease again for something delicious later.
02:38:37
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Oh, yeah. Mmm. I like, you know, I like when I cook bacon in the mornings, I'll cook a few strips. I like frying. That's why I like having fried eggs or over easy eggs whatever.
02:38:50
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The eggs taste so good. Fucking fried in bacon grease. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. That's almost always like everything tastes better. Everything tastes better in bacon grease.
02:39:01
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and Not everything. But foil everything. Oh, yeah. Pour bacon grease on her hoo-ha and then you tell me what's better. And on that note, hey, guys.
02:39:13
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It's going to taste good regardless, but, I mean, bonus points. Don't say, hey, you guys. I literally just opened another beer. Hey, you guys.
02:39:24
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Odor. but and I know that guy. He's from Game of Thrones. That was the retarded guy who held the door. Odor. I made a sloth reference.
02:39:37
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I know. Yeah, got that. Great John Matusak. The film is The Goonies. The great Robert Davi. And Joe Pants.
02:39:50
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And Mama Fratelli all together. Ruth. See that, Wally? Time's up when I say time's up, Wally. You son of a bitch. Tick-tock, tick-tock. You're about to tap-tap, bitch.
02:40:04
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Tick-tock, you don't stop. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
02:40:11
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Are we really doing this this Saturday are we just talking out our asses because I've been drinking you've been doing this? I will see you Saturday. My goal is to come up, yes.
02:40:24
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Yeah, he needs gas. I should be able to take care of that. We might all have to pitch in and just get some pizzas because I'm not going to cook Saturday if we're doing this. and That's probably a great idea.
02:40:38
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But there's a little season right down the road. There's a little Caesar in the back. I know he does this. little bit He does all this shit all the time. there wass something while back that he said we were going to do.
02:40:49
Speaker
I totally forgot what it was about myself. That's how I know you're lying right now, Blaze. That's how I know you're lying right now, Blaze. Because you're like, there's something he said a while back, but I forgot. It was. I agreed to do it, too. I honestly forgot what it was. Yeah, I don't remember what it was either, but there was something that you and I said we were going to Was this Christmas prize memorial for your friend?
02:41:09
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What's that? Was it the Memorial Christmas Drive for your friend? No. no ah Speaking of which, for Christmas time, probably September-ish.
02:41:21
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and Michael, you can get involved in this if you want. Christmas time September-ish. Wait, what? No, listen. I want to do this this year. I literally want to do this this year. Keep it or shave it.
02:41:33
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and You donate to whether you keep it or you shave it. and Then we donate it to charity. And if Shave It wins, it's going to be more painful for me at the end of the day.
02:41:46
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the beard goes. Yeah. What are we talking about? Charity work. Charity work, man. Keep it or shave it. Keep the beard or shave the beard.
02:41:57
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Make donations. Who makes it? Oh, the audience donates. Yeah, the audience donates. And whichever side gains the most money,
02:42:09
Speaker
Either we shave our beard, or I shave my beard, or I keep my beard. I'm doing it whether these guys are here or not. I'm doing it. So I need you guys in the chat and on the panel to keep me in check. I'm doing it whether they're here or not. But Michael said he's going to be here.
02:42:24
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So hold on. Is Trenchler saying don't do it? Hold on. I'm so confused. but Brandy said do it. 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes.
02:42:35
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No, what's Trenchler saying? I shave my beard. Don't you dare shave your beard. so you got you got to be Tarantula was saying for Glick to stop trying to backpedal out of this thing for Saturday night.
02:42:49
Speaker
yeah ah he's helping someone she says he She said he's hoping someone else will stop, say no, so he can get out of it. I don't know. I'm doing i'm doing it. i'm doing If I'm sitting here by myself, I'm doing it.
02:43:00
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So I'm going need your guys' as help. the Brandy was saying don't do the shave it or keep it.
02:43:07
Speaker
and She said, don't shave. Tarantula said, hey yeah that's what i'm saying. so If you guys want me to keep the beard, you got to donate to the keep the beard side. Don't let these assholes beat you out.
02:43:20
Speaker
and and I had to shave my beard. and and All the money is going to go to charity. like ah I want to do something for the kids for Christmas.
02:43:31
Speaker
and and and The best thing I can put up is my beard. I ain't worried about it because underneath this glorious beard is just a glorious shaving face. i gonna donate Because we collect money. They donate.
02:43:46
Speaker
Oh, Jesus Christ, please. You donate money. So you say, oh I'm going to donate a dollar to shave it. I'm going to donate a dollar to keep it. Whichever collects the most money, shave it or keep it, that's what you do at the end of the drive. Yeah. Okay.
02:44:02
Speaker
the drive yeah okay You said something like your kids. No, I said I want to do something for kids. Oh, I thought you said for your kids. I was like, wait, where's these donations going? Hold up.
02:44:17
Speaker
They're going into goddamn beer fund. Shut up, Blaze. I'm trying to buy us beer and weed. Goddamn, Blaze. You're fucking up everything. Stop asking questions. Michael, get your boy under control.
02:44:28
Speaker
Nobody gets me under control. i'm disobedient the core. She's calling me by your name, name. You're in trouble, mister. I know I am in trouble. No, I want to donate you to your hand. I'm getting my money for my kids and bills. Freddie says, I want to do something for charity.
02:44:48
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No.
02:44:52
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I want to do something for charity, but I want to do something for kids. Locally. In Ohio.
02:45:02
Speaker
Hashtag. Because he wants to save on gas. Hashtag fucking... You think I'm going to... Hashtag one day before. You think I'm going to go fucking visit a bunch of sick kids in a hospital? Fucking little Gen Pop future generation rejects.
02:45:21
Speaker
Geez. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I would love to go visit... I would love to go visit... Gen Pop. Gen Pop.
02:45:33
Speaker
I ain't iin't mad at her. K-pop's entertaining.
02:45:40
Speaker
You guys decide shave it or keep it.
02:45:44
Speaker
It's going to grow back in like a day.
02:45:54
Speaker
She said, y'all stop. Don't make this man shave his beard. I know. Sue and I are in for some bucks to put on that beard going down.
02:46:05
Speaker
but only This is the only beard for the network. but but ah Yeah, well, you guys going to be sadly disappointed when you see this face underneath the beard because this ain't no catfish.
02:46:21
Speaker
No, I'm down this weekend. Whether you guys are... Whoops. I meant save Glicksmere. Chris Technician. I love you, buddy. Chris Technician is my guy.
02:46:32
Speaker
She is really worried that you are going to unleash that face on the world. I know. I don't think she's going to love me. That's what it sounds like. She's giving you another little warning here. a Brandy, stop it.
02:46:49
Speaker
i seen i i' seen your i seen your message. Stop it.
02:46:56
Speaker
It's good. Trust me. Baby face. Actually, you guys have all seen me. This the baddest surprise. You guys have all seen me without my beard on this network. Well, you know brandy the picture you know, Brandy, all I'm going to say is within get out your checkbook and make sure he keeps it.
02:47:15
Speaker
Let's go do a good cause. Click spear.
02:47:20
Speaker
and that' what's the beard No, oh I actually i i have shared pictures on this network on multiple shows of me without my beard. I think I'm a handsome gentleman. Now, if you lose the beard, can we shave you on air?
02:47:34
Speaker
Shave my beard? and if I lose the beard, now hold on a second. Apparently, I'm um um um catching some kickback, so we got to get the okay from Mama. But if Mama says we can put the beard up for auction...
02:47:47
Speaker
If I lose my beard, we will 100% do it. she couldn She capitulated to my argument. She capitulated to my argument, so she's got to put up and shut up. yeah i think I think a lot more people are going to want to save the beard than you guys think.
02:48:05
Speaker
Backpedaling again. I'm not backpedaling at all. I've wanted to do this for the last four goddamn years on this network, but unfortunately, I've had people that won't want to get on board with me.
02:48:19
Speaker
I stopped shaving this after ah September 20th. i'm not ah I'm not a beard bro, man. i can shave my beard off. You want to know what? It's going to grow back, and it's going to look just as glorious, if not better, when it grows back.
02:48:34
Speaker
I shaved my head one time because I was going through a midlife crisis, and then I got told that I look like a penis in witness protection. I didn't fucking care. I just put a hat on my head.
02:48:44
Speaker
I shaved my head bald.
02:48:51
Speaker
If you shave the beard, but shut up, Chris Technician. youre All these kids are going to without for Christmas. I'm back. Go ahead. you know You know what?
02:49:02
Speaker
Fuck these kids. You know what? i'm with I'm with Chris Technician and Brandy. Fuck these kids. I'm keeping the beard.
02:49:08
Speaker
Fuck you, underprivileged rat bastard kids dying of cancer. You don't get Christmas presents. Wow. Wow.
02:49:19
Speaker
m caught cross god Don't put this on me. don't put this on me The chatter's box did this don't put this. Don't put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby. specific
02:49:31
Speaker
This is not my doing.
02:49:36
Speaker
Brady said, yes, baby. We can donate. Here's 50 bucks. He's keeping the beard, asshole. fifty
02:49:47
Speaker
However, tomorrow morning Michael and Blaze. why we Clapping them cheeks. Clapping cheeks. like Popping caps like night. What?
02:49:59
Speaker
What? but Squeezing nine mils like clapping cheeks or some shit like that. Then tomorrow night, I think Wally's back talking dragons and dinosaurs.
02:50:13
Speaker
Diamonds and dinosaurs. Wally, yes or no? Yay or nay? Actually, I think he opened it up. He's going to talk animals in general when it comes to oh yeahin's talking animals yeah oh pets and shit like that.
02:50:27
Speaker
well Yeah. 10 a.m. 7 a.m. m your time.
02:50:35
Speaker
Ish. And then Friday night, sort ah what do you call it, Michael? Not Michael. please What do you call it for Friday night? It's going to be Nonsense and Chill Retroscriptive.
02:50:49
Speaker
yeah Yeah, Happy Gilmore 1 and 2. You know how I like to match words together. Apparently, I wasn't the only one. Derrida did too. Sorry.
02:51:00
Speaker
Yeah, yeah
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02:51:01
Speaker
i Happy Gilmore 1 and 2 with the Joe Derrida. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's right. We're talking Happy Gilmore 1 and 2 tomorrow. we're gonna permit So, this is this this is my thought. All three of us are Gen Xers and that first one came out and it was a movie that came out and it was...
02:51:18
Speaker
ah We were the target audience. It was an iconic movie. yeah Yeah, absolutely. Very iconic movie for our generation. And this movie, after I watched it, Michael concurs, it's really fucking good.
02:51:30
Speaker
And we figured it's a lot to talk about. so Price is wrong, bitch. Yeah, so I'm ready. All right, people, Barker, don't forget to spay and neuter your pets.
02:51:42
Speaker
And yes, there will be spoiler alerts. So if you haven't watched it yet, it's on Netflix, but there will be spoilers. There will be spoiler alerts. We said it tonight. We're going to say it again Friday because Blaze knows how I feel about spoilers.
02:51:56
Speaker
I know how Blaze feels about spoilers, but we've we have come to it a gentleman's compromise. And we will we will give you guys ample notice about spoilers.
02:52:11
Speaker
We're not going to fall two-year-old.
02:52:14
Speaker
And then Saturday, 100 beer shots. The 100 Club. What? Dude, if I... 100 Club. Dude, hey, Michael, if we if we if we rock 100 beers in 100 minutes, however long we're left standing, as however long we're standing after that, we're rocking these belts all night long.
02:52:38
Speaker
The next day, I'm shoving both of them. Next day, I'm shoving them in a freaking tent that's surrounded in fucking saran wrap. You breathe in your parts.
02:52:51
Speaker
I don't want to be doing that shit. Sunday, whenever we crawl out of bed, whoever's functionable and is able to drive, we go to TJ's. And I introduce you boys to a barnyard buster.
02:53:04
Speaker
Ooh. explain what a Explain what this barnyard buster is. For those of you not from the central Ohio area, or not from Ohio, TJ's is a fantastic magical land of delicious food.
02:53:19
Speaker
And a barnyard buster is biscuits. I'm trying to laugh when I'm yawning. Stop. A barnyard buster starts with biscuits, or French toast, or bread, or toast, or whatever you want.
02:53:32
Speaker
It's smothered and covered with biscuits and gravy. You can get sausage. You can get biscuit or bacon. And then you get taters, however you like your taters. Hash browned, home fried, whatever.
02:53:44
Speaker
And it's all thrown onto a platter. Not a plate. A platter. A platter. And this is the ultimate, I'm a drunk mess and I need to sober up because I have to drive home.
02:53:56
Speaker
Or I did 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes last night. And I'm fucking hating life. And I need to fix a cure. I need a cure. There's no eggs on that, though.
02:54:07
Speaker
Is there? No, there's no eggs on it. Yeah, there are I'm sorry. I did forget the eggs. However you want your eggs. Over easy, over medium, scrambled, whatever you want. They're on there. It's bread, eggs, sausage gravy, sausage and or bacon and potatoes.
02:54:25
Speaker
So have to remind myself. I have to remind myself not to eat anything Saturday. um have to remind myself not to eat anything saturday And smoke a whole joint before we go to DJ's.
02:54:37
Speaker
Oh, youre you guys are going to thank me. You're not going to thank me Saturday night, but going to thank me son Sunday at some point whenever we crawl out of bed.
02:54:48
Speaker
Oh, Oh, buddy. I'm still going to be regretting my but decisions from Saturday night next Wednesday when we do this show. Yeah.
02:54:59
Speaker
So, yeah, and lot of lots lots of lots of shit happening in the next few days. to Right there, Wally wallie validated it. wall he's Wally knows what I'm talking about. He's from the area. The barnyard is the bomb.
02:55:11
Speaker
I trust you. And if you don't want the barnyard, dude, there's plenty of um other options.
02:55:21
Speaker
It's not even greasy food. and The great great thing about it is it's all home cooked. it's It's all home cooked, man. It's like right from granny white from Granny's kitchen, then
02:55:32
Speaker
shape amazing Grannies, you say? Yeah. Nine out of ten grannies approve of the Nonsensical Network, ladies and gentlemen. There we go. Like, share, and subscribe.
02:55:51
Speaker
Well, I guess that's about all. I will have a guest. Oh, nice. Hell yeah. That's what's up, Wally.
02:55:59
Speaker
Wally's going to have yeah a little guest-a-rooski. for race cars. Yeah. Oh, wow. Tranquil, you and I can hang out and watch these fools Saturday. Hey, we're going to be active in the chat.
02:56:16
Speaker
Yeah, I know. We're going to start. We've already been promoting it tonight. We're going to start tomorrow morning. Wally, don't forget to bring up 100 shots of beers in 100 minutes. Saturday night on Nonsensical Nonsense.
02:56:31
Speaker
What's the worst that could happen? vomit. Something might die. and No one's going to die. Get out of here. Blaze, I'd like to make an emergency pick. He said, what's the worst?
02:56:45
Speaker
He's like, what's the worst thing? that That's the worst thing that could happen. please I didn't say it would happen. Blaze, I'm making an emergency pick for our Angel of Death list.
02:56:56
Speaker
I'm picking Michael Copenhaven. Copenhaven.
02:57:02
Speaker
I'm also going to call my shot, but he will be dead within seven days. I'm putting the nail in the coffin is the on the Angel of Death list this year. I'm calling my shot. I'm winning it all with one death.
02:57:14
Speaker
Oh,
02:57:18
Speaker
my. Death, and death, grudge, match, drink fest. ah and honor And on his tombstone, it'll say Michael Copenhaven scratched out, throw an R above it.
02:57:30
Speaker
and god you know what i mean You know what I meant. Nobody's going to die. like i don't think anybody's really Nobody's going to die, but Michael and I might be holding our beards. Wally's taking a page out of your playbook.
02:57:47
Speaker
Way to go, Wally. Nobody's going to die, but Michael and might be holding our beards. They are hyping this up way too Michael and I are going to can you hold my beards? If you hold my beard, I'll hold your beard while we puke. Let's do it in Speedos, too.
02:58:05
Speaker
I can't really pull off. Can I do gray sweatpants instead of a Speedo? Speedos or bust. yeah Should put my rasslin' trunks on? and Calm down, brother.
02:58:20
Speaker
Calm down, brother.
02:58:23
Speaker
I'm making me cringe as over here. baby I'm not wearing a Speedo. I'm going to put that out there for everybody. Michael will probably wear a Speedo. This guy right over here has no shame in his game he will wear a Speedo. I will not wear a Speedo.
02:58:39
Speaker
If it's going on Facebook again, it'll be too much skin. yeah i told I told you the story about the big wrinkly labia. I can't do it.
02:58:49
Speaker
It takes a lot of wrangling to get those suckers to the move. i ah Stop telling people I have a reputation to protect about a small penis. We are off the rails. We are off the rails. and what happens We've been off the rails since the show started. Say
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