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Oh, check one, check two.
Welcome to 'Nonsense and Chill'
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I got my sound. How you doing, Michael? I got my sound. I feel great. I look so not so great, but I'm feeling great. Sometimes we do. Look how old we are. um I've been feeling my age this week. I'm not going to lie.
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What is up, Tarantula Arc? How you doing? How are you doing? Welcome to Nonsense and Chill Friday night here on the Nonsense School Network. Where Michael and I, what is it's what's coming soon today?
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What's out soon, Knight?
Upcoming Movie Trailers and Warnings
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Yeah, so we're going to go over some trailers of movies that are coming out next month. I think Michael's got a couple um spicy up-and-coming news that we're going to rap about for a little bit.
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I say rap, I don't mean like throwing down bars. I'm not talking here, people. Yeah, rap, right? ah around Yeah, there's no there's no bar spitting on over here.
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Great is better than that. Good job, Tarantula. Our new Top Fan Award going out to Tarantula Arc. Hell yeah. On every show we're at. I do want to say real quick, do I have that? I don't have that over on this side. I do want to say real quick.
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Oh, shoot. There we go. ah We are viewing trailers today. And i just want to go ahead and give a quick warning. There will be violence depicted. This is an 18 and up show. So your fee fees get hurt. I'm not sorry.
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They're they're movie trailers. I mean, none of my red band trailers. There's no red band trailers. I'm playing. So we have to worry about that kind of stuff.
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But before we get rolling, Michael, how you doing, my man?
Michael's Friday Activities
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I tell you, it's been a great Friday. I left the house to get gasoline, grab a quick bite to eat, and I bumped into a buddy and I stopped by his place a little bit, followed him home.
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Nice. Got a little visitation on in. I got responsibilities coming up I don't usually have. My brother Cowboy's taking off out of town for a bike rally this weekend, and I get to take care of his puppers for him.
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Which bike rally is it? It's called Hazen. H-A-Z-E-N. Well, that's where it is. is e It's the
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it's called it it's the the actual rally is called something else. don't recall. Okay. Fair enough. Fair enough. I know this is, I know starting July rallies start popping up. know there's one down in Florida. There's little Sturgis in Kentucky. Of course, there's big Sturgis in South Dakota in August.
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There's bike rallies all all across the country. Habit I never got into. Couldn't afford it. i I did for a little bit. I rode for a while, and I did hit upsturges a couple times, but i was also stationed right down the road from it, so it was kind no-brainer.
Exciting July 2025 Movie Releases
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But other than that, man, um yeah, you ready to get rolling in some trailers? ah Well, let me ask you one question before we start looking at trailers. Sure. We're talking about upcoming July 2025 releases.
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What are you most excited about? who So going to have to go by just the trailers I was going through for tonight.
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You know, Sovereign is one of them with Nick Offerman. are off Nick Offerman. Offerman. Offerman.
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Yeah. Offerman. That one looks really good. And Eddington. Those two I'm actually looking forward to. Out of everything, I know there's some superhero ones like Superman, Fantastic Four.
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Those don't excite me as much as like Eddington with Walking Phoenix or the one with Nick Hofferman. So what about you, sir? love my mccu I'm excited to see what they do with the Fantastic Four.
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I have yet to be pleased with the Fantastic Four installment anywhere. So I'm really, really holding out some high hopes that this is going to be a good movie. However, it's test screenings were off the charts bad in a lot of different ways.
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Though I think they were doing last minute reshoots up to and including weeks ago. So I'm just not so sure about that one. Because I know the... yeah Thunderbolts, their screen tests were going through the roof.
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Good, positive. yeah i And I loved it. I mean, was it a great movie? No. Fun to watch? Absolutely. Good for the MCU? Oh, yeah. It was a solid flick. And it was and well-paced.
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I liked the actors in it. it was It was just an all-around solid, fun watch. Okay. Hoping the same for the new Fantastic Four. I won't get too much into my opinion on the trailer for what I saw.
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because we're going to watch the trailers. So further ado, but we're not doing that one first. I was going to do them in order by by the day they're released. So the first one that we're going to watch comes out July 2nd, which is a Wednesday release.
Discussion on 'Jurassic World Rebirth'
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This is actually the same for the this is the same for the first two movies that we're going watch trailers for. It comes out Wednesday prior. I don't know why movies do that. I think it's just... Weekend release. is it what?
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Holiday weekend. That's right, because July 4th, correct. yes Yes, yes, yes, that makes so much sense. I didn't put that together in my head. So without further ado, this is going to be Jurassic World Rebirth.
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You a Jurassic Park fan? ah I liked the original. i got a little, I mean, that's all I'll say.
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Fair enough. Let's roll into the trailer. Remember, everybody, for copyright issues, this is fair use. We'll be critiquing these. I did speed these up by 1.5 and put a visual filter over top.
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So all the links to the original trailers are in the description if you'd like to go see them in its entirety and without my fuckery. And without further ado, here we go.
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Dr. Henry Loomis, this is Zora Bennett, our mission specialist. Sorry, what mission? This would be a medical breakthrough that could save countless lives. It comes from the largest dinosaurs on the planet. Oh, my God. Fortunately for us, all these species exist in one isolated place.
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Can you be ready tomorrow? I can guarantee your safety. I mean, more or less. more like More or less? He's your guy? We're the best. Not moving things,
Scarlett Johansson's Action Roles
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and people in the amount of places they shouldn't be.
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We look towards Barbados, avoid government control, but aren't that many anymore. What's that?
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No one's dumb enough to go where we're going. This island was the research for facility for the original Jurassic Park. We need DNA from the three biggest dinosaurs. Do we have to get a sample from an egg?
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I suppose we could try and get it from the they're a flying carnival the size of an F-16. Maybe we should make it quick.
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These dinosaurs would be too dangerous for the original park. Please don't say they're raptors. They're raptors. worst of The worst the worst......we're left here. Come on!
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We put ourselves in a place we don't belong. Survival is a long shot. What the hell are those? They're helping the Mosasaur. Defend territory, stalk, hunt.
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None of what just said is good.
Horror and Psychological Thriller Movies
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Ooh, not going to lie. right It looked kind of good. It looks action-packed. And it's got my absolute dream weaver in it. i Scarlett Johansson? Love ScarJo.
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Oh, my gosh. She's an awesome actress. Great screen performance. Do you happen to see her in Lucy? I have. It's been a while, but yes, yes.
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When it comes to action, she's... Yes. What's up, Johnny Bongs? How you doing, my friend? sot allal
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I like the the water scene that they showed. um I just thought that was cool, reminiscent of other Jaws or something. Lake Placid would be one. Movies like that, I dig.
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I'm not a huge fan of flicks at sea, personally. Now, there was one that had nothing to do with ah creatures or anything like that. It was actually like sort of a pirate movie.
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This guy, they hire him to sail their boat so they can sell it or something like that as a family. And the person who's sailing the boat is actually a criminal.
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Oh, wish I remember what that was called. That was a really, really, really good movie. Psychological thriller. And I mean, on ah on a boat, you got nowhere where to go, nowhere to run. no no, no. There's, um,
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there's there's a horror There's one of those horror movies. It's more of a psychological horror where a group of people go out on their yacht um and they all decide, well, let's go swimming in the ocean.
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For some reason, they forgot to put the ladder down and they were all stuck in the ocean during the entire movie. think it's called Open Water. Oh, okay. And one by one, they they die. Movies like that fuck with my head. Those horror movies actually freak me the fuck out.
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The more based in reality they are, the more they frequently. That's exactly. That is. The Strangers with Scott Speedman and Liv Tyler.
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If you haven't seen it, wow, is that good? yeah Because you're right. it's There's no supernatural element to it. It's real life horror. like That shit really fucking happens. like Those stories are inspired by true events.
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Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah. yeah Real killers freak me out. They just... and we went We went from Jurassic Park to horror movies.
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That's what I do. Derail derail the plane.
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tranch I was around five years old and watched Jaws for the first time at a drive-in. Sis and I turned to watch Jaws. we were not at the train. It's all.
Nostalgia for Drive-in Theaters
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i The movie that made a whole lot of people afraid to go swimming in the ocean. Man, I just miss drive-ins. I wish those were more of a thing. Well, the next time you're up here, I'll take a look and see what's there.
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We've got drive-in theaters in Warren, Ohio. Okay. ever You've been to one before? um When I was in high school. the one Our local one's been closed out for years. I know there's a couple up through Ohio that know about.
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I did pass one when I was up there. I remember passing. I think I passed one on the way to Pennsylvania. That might have been one. But yeah, i was I was pretty stoked to see that. It's like, ooh, I need to come back up here.
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Oh, good. They still have one in Barstow. California?
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Oh, wow. only Barstow I'm aware of. Yeah. I didn't know you were all the way on the West Coast, Tranchula. So the next movie we're going to watch is...
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Which we're goingnna watch this. Hold on. Hold on. Before we move on. Johnny Vaughn, if you're looking for a movie to watch tonight, check out, was it Succubus on Tubi? Succubus. Yes. Succubus on Tubi.
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If you guys were here the other week for our chit chat with the Daylong Brothers, the movie Ish, the guy who played Ish, Brendan, he stars in that. So you'll recognize his face.
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I actually left a review on IMDB.com on that. Yeah, I did. I actually read left the review on my Facebook page. Look up Lays and Blasphemy on Facebook. Nice. But um it's a short little, little quippy one.
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It's a it's a new telling of an ancient folklore of the succubus. It brings it into the more modern digital age. And I think it, it, it plays, it, it, it goes over. I think it's a commentary on men's mental health and relationships and having a child.
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and marriage and all of that stuff. ah yeah yeah Check it out. It's a good movie. Very good movie.
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Thank you for pointing that out. I'm definitely here to give movie recommendations. I don't give much reason not to, especially with Friends of the Show. Oh, absolutely.
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So, yep, Jurassic Park. Wild Rides, for sure. The original was so good. It's, I don't know, the story's just kind of...
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you drco In my opinion, yeah.
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Yes. so So when we started playing that trailer, thing that popped in my head, you hear those those that phrase, oh, businesses have gotten too big to die.
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Sure. already fail Some of these franchises franchises, movie franchises, I think is the same. I think that's definitely one of them. The first one that comes to my mind?
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The Fast and the Furious. That's another one. Absolutely. Faster and Furious-er.
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Always getting faster. Always getting more furious. No one goes faster than Ricky Bobby. Going fast, mama. So this next trailer we're going play and we're going chit-chat about it.
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But then we're going to go into a break. But I just want to give a little rundown what it is. This is movie is 40 Acres.
Introduction to '40 Acres' Trailer
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It's a horror movie. directed by R.T. Thorne, written by R.T.
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Thorne, Glenn Taylor, and Laura Campbell. It stars Daniel Deadweiler, can't pronounce some of these names, K. Tim O'Connor, Michael Greyeyes.
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Basically, it's um a woman and her family are the last descendants of African-American farmers who settled in 1875 in rural Canada after the First Civil War.
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In a famine-decimated future, They struggled to make their last stand against those intent to take their home. So it looks pretty dope. um So without further ado, this is, where is it?
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40 acres. There we go. and a bell don' Takes hard to see you through the soil, isn't it? you call me nobody pushing to see you through the soil there's come in and there any others like
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Afternoon Augusta. You've about the attack by now? I thought your Union Army was gonna come take care of it.
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afternoon augusta about the attack ah unionan we going't come to care
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We could have left.
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People forget what animals were like. What matters now is how we react.
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Shoot first, don't ask questions. We ain't waiting on no revenge. They're gonna end up dead anyway. I'm right there! Can you help? Please! Oh, really? Right here. You don't want us to trust anyone because you can't trust anyone else.
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Freeman, 1, 2, Augusta 24, do you copy? We found your goddamn animals. Now pick up.
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What the heck was that?
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What was that noise? It might have been me listening to the thing. I have to listen to it on my phone. Oh! Sorry, sorry, sorry. You're good.
Bleak Futures in Movies and Society
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So i like post-apocalyptic movies, and that is definitely one. And I also realized, first time I watched it, wasn't like, I wasn't too exert exactly about the timeline, but after watching it again rereading the synopsis, it seems like it's like a what-if other timeline, diversion of the timeline we're on after the Civil War, basically.
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Or just an alternate potential future. Like I said, it was a famine.
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Yeah, an alternate future, I guess, would be a better way. of Just fewer words what I just tried say.
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I like anything that shows a future that is super bleak. Because I believe that's exactly where we're heading. In other words, take notes when you watch this movie. More or less, more or less.
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yeah We were just kind of talking about this the other day when when you're stockpiling, right, for an eventual potential apocalypse of X type.
Survival Strategies for Apocalypse
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if you're not ki If you're not stockpiling at least a few weapons as well, you're just gathering supplies for the person with the guns to come and visit you and take your supplies.
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Yeah. Basically. Has a good... To me, it seemed like it had that... classic like ah original series of Walking Dead feel to it.
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The apocalypse has already happened and they're surviving through it. they're Yeah. yeah And that's what I like. I like movies like that. Why does this remind me of a mix of Sweet Tooth?
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Hold on. Why does this remind me of a mix of Sweet Tooth, Lost, and Crap? I forgot the zombie movie where the guy is in the tower forever before he hears another voice on the radio.
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What zombie movie is that?
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I'm curious know what zombie movie that is. That sounds good. I haven't watched Sweet Tooth. I'm familiar with it. Um, and Lost. You talking about the TV show Lost? I'm thinking so.
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Yeah. Okay. Alright. Alright. Yeah, she's she looking at for that zombie movie. I'm curious to know what it is. I like zombie movies.
00:20:05
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Um, I might touch on that one a little bit, but I do, speaking of zombies real quick, I do want to do a shameless plug for Michael and I over on Chronic Contemplations.
Promoting 'Chronic Contemplations' YouTube Channel
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We recorded one about zombies, about apocalypse and shit like that. It hasn't been uploaded yet, but it will soon. um And then one following that is where Michael and Marco and I talk about the Stoned Apes thing.
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Hypothesis. And that one will be coming out soon as well. So anyway, look us up on the phone there. Look us up on YouTube. Just chronic contemplations. You'll find us.
00:20:45
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um But back to this network. If you like what we're doing here on the Nonsense School Network, hit that like, press that subscribe, ting that bell, and share share us out with your homies and your grannies.
00:20:58
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Grannies fucking love us. Nine out of ten, grannies love us. So I've been told. Danielle Deadweiler that's in that was also in that movie, The Woman in the Yard.
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who we we did I don't remember if we did a preview for that one or not. Yeah, I'm sure we did. and and We brought it up, yeah. think It was April, I think, into May, but I'm not positive. I never went and saw it. I kind of did want to see it. It looked interesting enough.
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Yeah, she's good actress. I like her. She is. She is.
Music Break and Actor Reflections
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I've seen her in other things. She's really, really talented. I am um going to... You ready for a break, Michael?
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Sadly, yes. I need to take one. Okay. So, even though the show goes on life does not stop. So, we're going to We're going to rock in some lipstick and gasoline by Kissing Lilith.
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See in about four.
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I'm a little piece of man
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I'm out of money hatching, but think we're running cheap tricks, running out of lists and trying to take a bite out of me little devil, kiss, kiss Gunshots, French tits, eggs, love and mystery, call her a peneco She sucks again, she's been 18 with blanket, hard for command, need a blind phone, I'm not assuming to
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This woman's gonna be victim of a murder
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Say another was attacking, composition started tones, running on our bodies, our forbidden Brutus run. Lost, intoxication, physical infatuation, losing our religion, getting off on suffocation. Hearts defeating, heavy breathing, slowly sets the steady guns, pointing at each other, now it's really getting messy, fiction, castle, shadow communication, acrobatics.
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I'll let's go another round don't wanna know what a trick, Tony She's got a hand in trick up her sleeve Her rubbish kiss is poison But don't tell my money don't wanna be a victim of a murder She sees trick into me This woman's gonna set me up
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She sticks up to deep to me This woman's gonna send me over
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And we are back. Well, I'm back. Michael is still doing his thing that, you know, needs to be done. So, um, can't find it, and my ex-husband is the movie show. don't know it all, but asleep, so I'll find out.
00:26:37
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It's okay. I'll probably do zombie movie searches later. um Speaking of zombie movies, have I seen one recently? You know, 28 years is coming out.
00:26:48
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This month? Is it this month 28 years comes out? 20 years later has already been released, I do believe. Yeah, that's right. i need to catch up on those. um So if you're into zombie movies, although those aren't really zombies, but it's still that post-apocalyptic fucking monster movie, which I dig so much.
00:27:07
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Thanks for break. Sorry it took me so long. You're good, man. That was Kissing Lilith, Lipstick and Gasoline. Check them out. They got some new stuff coming down. are out, I know, last Tuesday, not this previous Tuesday, but the Tuesday before then, or no, it was this past Tuesday, Glick played some of their new stuff, played song that I personally like, that Tech, it was a cover of Tech N9ne song that I thought was dope.
00:27:34
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So yeah, guys, check out last, this previous week's of Glick's House of Music. And once I get my stoner ass out, Fucking disciplined. I'll get all that shit uploaded on the podcast places.
00:27:47
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Like Spotify. Amazon Tunes and whatever the fuck it is.
00:27:53
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Amatoons. Amatoons. so That Danielle Deadweiler was in the the series reboot of The Watchmen on HBO.
00:28:05
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I have yet to watch that. I heard good things. I have too. I have too. Watchmen itself is pretty dope. I enjoyed the movie a lot. ah So, um the next trailer is a movie that Michael's going have issues with and we're going to discuss it.
Themes in New Superman Movie
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So, I'm not going to explain it because everybody knows knows this fucking guy.
00:28:36
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Are you being serious right now?
00:28:39
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You'd let me interview you as Superman. Sure.
00:28:45
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Ready? Let's do it, Cronkite. Superman. Miss Lane. Recently, you've come under a lot of fire for what some might... It's a lot of fire. It's a lot.
00:28:55
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Today, the Secretary of Defense said he was gonna look into your actions. That's funny. My actions? I stopped a war. Maybe. Not maybe. I did. In effect, you illegally entered a country. This is how you're gonna be I'm not the one being interviewed, Superman.
00:29:09
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Did you consult with the president? no. You seemingly acting as representative of the United States. I wasn't representing anybody except for me and doing good. I would question myself in the same situation and consider the consequences. People were going to die.
00:29:29
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buddy. Eyes up here.
00:29:46
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That's what makes you who you
00:29:53
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are. Superman. He's not man. He's an it. He's somehow become the focal point the entire world's conversation. I will not accept that.
00:30:06
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I've laid your boots. I'll go get them for you.
00:30:33
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Come on. It's Superman with the dog. How can you not fucking like that? First off, I am and a long time not lover.
00:30:47
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of Superman. Fair enough. There's just that. It's so powerful. It's so boring. it's like there's one thing in the whole universe that can deal damage to him and that's from his, you parts of his dead dead planet. I just, ah.
00:31:04
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I was like a hero where there was, you know, stakes. There's almost no stakes with Superman. He can just... Okay.
00:31:15
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Superman, first of all, the character, i don't know if anybody knows this. You do, probably. You know what philosophy Superman's based off of and who the philosopher was that wrote about it?
00:31:27
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Ubermensch. Nietzsche's Ubermensch, I'm sure. Correct. Yes, it is. It is Nietzsche's Ubermensch. So knowing that and watching it from that lens, that's why I didn't like the last Superman, because didn't fit that.
00:31:41
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this Superman seems to fit more into that model of the Ubermage. When I say that, if you're familiar with Nietzsche, it's like Superman's existence, yes, he's boring, he's overpowered, bla blah, blah.
00:31:54
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That's kind of his his dilemma. He's constantly going through this moral dilemma of being overprotecting or not protecting enough.
00:32:05
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You know what I mean? that's There's a lot of... there's a lot of internal conflict that Superman goes through that I don't think a lot of people pick up on. I think that's one reason. Just drop me by and say hi.
00:32:19
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What is up, lazy Jedi? How you doing, my man?
00:32:27
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I will say this. I think ah Jedi is scheduled to go live at like 9, 10 tonight. So by all means, finish watching us and then go over there. Love you, Jedi.
00:32:39
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If you'd send me a link, I might pop over there with him afterwards. um I will send you a link. Yeah, I will. I'll send you a link when we're done here. So ahead Superman.
00:32:50
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We don't have to go down the philosophy road because I know that can be boring. But when I watch Superman or what I know of Superman, that's the way, even when I read Superman as a kid as in the comic books, granted, I didn't know about Nietzsche or the philosophy of the Ubermensch.
00:33:07
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But I always felt it was a conflict of a guy, like an orphan, basically, um trying to hold on see where he's from, values, memories, and et cetera, while also integrating himself into a new society that he happens to be way way overpowered and harness or keeping that power to a level that
00:33:37
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No matter how much he tries to help, he knows people are going to get hurt just because of the fights. But it's that constant, like, knowing one's strength and knowing when to apply it when not to apply it.
00:33:53
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Anyway. Sometimes the strong move is to not fight. This is true. This is true. Very true. and i get And I don't think the last Superman that Henry Cavill played Harnessed that and I think this Superman James Gunn is doing well, so That's just the way I think of it I'm a fan of what James Gunn does He really I had no interest in the Guardians of the Galaxy not gonna lie He made it fun to watch Guardians of the Galaxy
00:34:27
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They were heroes I really had no interest in, no real history of. I know that I was always more like the street-level guys. I'm a Spider-Man guy. I'm a Captain America guy.
00:34:39
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I'm a Batman guy, course. Yeah. I've always been Batman. ah But again, I don't know. it's like It's boring when you know the good guy's going to win.
Multiverse Storytelling in Superhero Movies
00:34:53
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yeah That's just not Superman. That's a lot of superhero stories. That's like in the majority of But I agree with that. I would like to see more movies where the bad guy ends at the end.
00:35:07
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And that's where they end it. Completely end it. And they don't make a sequel.
00:35:14
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I appreciate a good villain win ending. Yeah, I do too. and I really, really do. That's what i I mean. My favorite, like in trilogies. The best trilogies have a low second, like like a down second act.
00:35:30
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Yeah. Could be, again, stakes. Stakes matter. If you know, okay, in the MCU, for example, when you know so-and-so is going to be in the next movie, you don't really worry about their well-being in this movie.
00:35:45
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It's like, you know I'm saying? You know they're going to make it. But now that they're doing this you like multiversal thing, you never know who's going to make it and not going to make it because it might just be a variant that they bring in after the fact. and i kind of like that ability to alter timelines and change things that they've already done.
00:36:02
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That's why I feel like the J.J. Abrams reboot of the Star Trek series. The way he did it was really, really smart. It doesn't negate the old stories, but it gives you a whole new sandbox universe to play in and do what you want with. I really like that.
00:36:16
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I agree. I enjoyed that starri that Star Trek movies. Chris Pine playing Captain Kirk. like Fucking nailed it. like i think i My favorite Captain Kirk is Chris Pine's over William Shatner's.
00:36:31
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Just saying. It just is what it is. I've got no problem with that. That doesn't bother me at all. I mean, a lot of people, they love their Kirk because he was the original or whatever, and that's fine.
00:36:43
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But something about Shatner and his absolute ridiculous overacting. and well
00:36:53
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When it comes to his his career, I know he did other stuff outside of Star Trek, but that's all he's really hugely known for ah Star Trek. And Some hotel commercials.
00:37:07
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Shatner sings, baby. That's my Shatner. Which one? Shatner sings. ah Twilight Zone Shatner. Oh, he was. The grem Gremlins on the Plane. I think it was the Gremlins one.
00:37:21
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Oh, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. That wasn't Shatner. That was. That wasn't Shatner. No, it was John. ah John. Not Malkovich.
00:37:33
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Oh my gosh. I am mis-memorant. The guy from... ah Fuck. Harry and the Hendersons.
00:37:42
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let's John Lithgow? John Lithgow. I'll have to re-look that up. Okay. All right. Anyway, moving on. What is our next one? Okay. So...
Exploring 'Sovereign' and Related Shows
00:37:55
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Sovereign is the next one. And this one is... Actually, let's give some love to these.
00:38:03
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oh I don't know what talking about. Why is the national anthem going on right now? I don't know where you're at. I don't know, but I turn it off if I have to. um So this right here, um same here. Jason killed Freddie.
00:38:17
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Evil killed goodish. I don't think Freddie is good.
00:38:23
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No, Freddie is never the good guy. Freddie's always been the bad guy. I think Freddie's worse. Freddie's more evil than Jason.
00:38:33
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Jason's more like revenant, like a revenant spirit, a rev spirit of revenge. Yeah. No, no, there's no thinking. There's no, he's just he just reacts.
00:38:48
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Unless he's in New York City, in which case he knows better than to make too much trouble. Had
00:39:00
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to do that. Very true, very true. Freddy's your uncle. I'm so confused by that now. If you mean like Robert England's actually your uncle, well, fucking high five. I get that. I would love Freddy too.
00:39:15
Speaker
I loved Robert England uh, uh, what was his character name? Benny maybe in, the V series, the original V. He was the good alien who was just trying to, you know, be cool.
00:39:35
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So, okay, they made a pretty fucked up change to Freddy's origin story in the newer ones. Darker story than already was. If you look at the original Freddy's, it was the same storyline.
00:39:47
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It's just they didn't expand on it in detail because of the time period. The amount of abuse, I think, was yeah glossed over originally. He was just a child murderer, not necessarily a yeah super creepo.
00:40:02
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Yeah, but later on... About the remake, it was so much darker. It made the flesh crawl. ah And freddie when Freddy dies, when he like his daughter kills him, they bring out that part of the story.
00:40:15
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That he was more than just... you know That's like when they really dove more deep into his backstory. The bastard son of a hundred raven maniacs. Mm-hmm.
00:40:32
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ah Oh, okay. That makes sense.
00:40:38
Speaker
well I mean, I always loved the Freddy movies too, but I've always looked at Freddy as the bad guy. Absolutely, but at the same time, the kids are just so lame in some of them.
00:40:50
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I cheered for Freddy to just murder the shit out of her
00:40:56
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and them. The next trailer, it's not really a trailer. It's a clip. This movie had a soft release last month. and Was this the movie we were talking about? Yeah. yep yep This is the one with Nick Offerman.
00:41:09
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It's a Sovereign. um Let me read the synopsis real quick because I don't know if everybody's familiar with what a Sovereign Citizen is. So if you don't know what that is, it'll help backstory, I guess.
00:41:20
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A father and son who identify as Sovereign Citizens, a group of anti-government extremists, find themselves in a standoff, the chief of police that sets off a manhole. So... Again, i couldn't find a trailer. It was really weird, but I did get a clip and this isn't sped up just so you know.
00:41:37
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It's a, it's a clip of Offerman's character giving a speech in front of people. I thought it was really good and and think it sets the tone of what this movie is going to be about is.
00:41:49
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So without further ado.
00:41:55
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doesn't solve anything, okay? It's not violence that we're after. Even the Bible tells us if you're going to go and wage war against somebody, you have to kill their sheep and their goats and their chickens and their babies and their wives, okay?
00:42:13
Speaker
You have to kill them all. Right. Because what we're after here is not fighting. It's conquering. I mean, I don't want to have to kill anybody.
00:42:26
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But if they keep messing with me, then I'm afraid that's what it's gonna come down to, is I'm gonna have to kill. And if I have to kill one, then I'm not gonna be able to stop. I just know it.
00:42:38
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I mean, I have an addictive personality. I haven't had a drink for 18 years, because I can't handle this shit. nothing You might want to clarify that just a little bit. Well, it's a matter what the law says about killing.
00:42:52
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The law from the Bible tells us that if you're going to do it, you have to do it right.
00:42:58
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I don't choose to do it right. I don't want to do it at all.
00:43:11
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Do it. You have to do it. Wow. Yeah. Nick Offerman is an outstanding dramatic performer. A lot of comedians are. Mm-hmm.
00:43:23
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Great comedic actor, but at the same time, i mean, put him in a role where he's got to be serious. And he's downright cold-blooded and ruthless at times. Yeah. He was in a serious I really liked. It was...
00:43:47
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him and his wife, his real-life wife, Megan Laleigh. Yeah. They co-starred together in the series like the final series season. And it was it was just a solid show.
00:44:01
Speaker
It was about like... You're about Parks and Rec? No, no, no. Oh, okay. In this one, he played like... ah it was was He was sort of like a leader of a... ah Like a militia leader.
00:44:14
Speaker
Oh, so That's going to have the same kind of tones that this movie might have. Potentially, yeah. Yeah, okay, okay. Like, this movie I'm looking forward to watching, it has that, but what was that movie with? Umbrella Academy. It was the last season of the Umbrella Academy, sorry.
00:44:36
Speaker
It's a Netflix original series, and I absolutely loved it based on a graphic novel. i've I've watched, I don't remember Hoffman being in there. The final season. You know what? I haven't watched the final season.
00:44:51
Speaker
I guess I need to watch the final season. yeah is that It's really solid. I love that series. I just enjoy any kind of hero like superhero stuff that shows the flaws.
00:45:03
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like That's what i love about the boys. Yes, they're super. Yes, they're improved on the original model, but at the same time, they've got the same foibles and problems and issues that people have.
00:45:15
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That's what i really loved about Jessica. just Because they're humans. Jessica Jones was an outstanding series. Lots people didn't like care for it. they thought it was lame. I love the fact that she was so flawed and normal as like as a person with her own package and damage.
00:45:30
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And she had to unpack that stuff and make her way through her own demons and stuff in the first series. was it was absolutely outstanding. I love that type of thing. Okay. All right. No, I, I agree. um
00:45:44
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but Coming at it from, i think an adult perspective. I mean, if you think about those, those shows, the boys are, when you just mentioned, umbrella, Oh no, no Jane.
00:46:00
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Oh, Jessica Jones, Jessica Jones. Yeah. Yeah. They're more geared toward adult viewership, and I think that's i think that's partly, yeah and that's what I find alluring about them.
00:46:14
Speaker
It's like, ooh, I get to read my comics again, but they're not just the PG-13 fucking ones I read as a kid. That's what was really cool about when ah Image Comics came out. Seth, I'm sorry, not Seth, ah McFarlane, ah Todd McFarlane left Marvel with some writers and artists.
00:46:33
Speaker
And they formed Image Comics and started making really, really cool stories. Like Spawn. Like Supreme. never read Supreme? Holy shit.
00:46:45
Speaker
Supreme's kind of like Omni-Man. So this is... familiar with Supreme. This is a good show that Tranchler brought up. Heroes. Oh my god, it was so good.
00:46:56
Speaker
I was so mad that that show ended. I was like, no, there could be so much more. ah think they hurried up the ending and they i don't know if the budget fell through writer's strike writer's strike the really first big writer's strike was during the well after the third season going into the fourth season oh okay all right the carnival was the last season and i cannot think of his name but the lead actor that ran the carnival
00:47:27
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He is a great Ohioan, great Ohio actor. I believe he's from Twinsburg, about 45 minutes from here, where I live. Oh, all right. You got any any last words on ah Sovereign?
00:47:41
Speaker
Yay, nay, looking forward to it Based on what I just saw, that's going to be Nick Offerman at his absolute best. And yes, that's, as far as I'm concerned, a must watch.
00:47:52
Speaker
As soon as it hits. I like that kind of thing. Okay, all right. and We need to start picking a movie. We need to watch this one. and We need to watch party on this one. Okay, with that being said, I am definitely a thumbs up on that one.
00:48:08
Speaker
I can't wait. It looks very intriguing. So this next one um has sort of the same sort of anti-government sentiment, I guess. or It revolves around um government slash civilians.
Preview of 'Eddington' Movie
00:48:26
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um It's Eddington. It has Joaquin Phoenix in it. Emma Stone's in it. So this is actually, this is from I understand, this is based off true of true events.
00:48:40
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In May of 2020, a standoff between a small town sheriff and a mayor, Smarxy Powder King, neighbor is pitted against neighbor in Eddington, New Mexico. This also has Pedro Pascal in it.
00:48:56
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He's in everything. Yeah. He's the new Nicolas Cage.
00:49:03
Speaker
Speaking of which, you po the unbearable weight of massive talent. Pedro Pascal totally stole the show with his character. Was that the one with Nicolas Cage? I haven't seen that movie yet.
00:49:16
Speaker
Dude, amazing. Watch it. ah Great movie. A, hilarious. B, well acted. C, Nick Cage at his Nick Cage-iest.
00:49:27
Speaker
Not like the good Nick Cage, not like the I'll take any role and just have fun with it, Nick Cage. Yeah, his career. National Treasure.
00:49:42
Speaker
They're they' fun to watch, but I don't know. They're fun to watch with your kids.
00:49:52
Speaker
Yeah. I don't know. They're Disney movies. there dis z movies They are Disney movies. that that That is true. They are Disney movies. If you want a good non-Disney movie that's Nicolas Cage, Willie's Wonderland is phenomenal.
00:50:08
Speaker
He doesn't even talk much in that. like I don't think he says but maybe one or two words. He was out standing in um Renfield, if you didn't watch that. that was i That was a fun movie. I loved it. Outstanding. I watched it three times in like three days after I watched it the first time.
00:50:24
Speaker
I couldn't believe how good it was. And like Nicolas Cage was outstanding as his character. I won't spoil the word. Oh, but but it's been well over two weeks.
00:50:37
Speaker
Oh, well, well over. Yeah, for sure. So spoil all the way you want. And there was another one recently that he was in. It's like It began with the unbearable weight of massive talent. He just he was back in a big way. just Again, it took a lot of crap roles, took a lot of crap things just to do it, I guess. I don't get it.
00:51:00
Speaker
I think as at the level he was, he wouldn't just have to take any old thing. Some of the ones he did, though, turned out to be good. Again, Willie is one of them.
00:51:13
Speaker
I'll have to check on that. you know when it was made? i was like It was a few years ago. Definitely a few years ago. i think it might have been close to a decade ago. But Willie's Wonderland. to look that up real quick.
00:51:25
Speaker
Oh, wait. Is that my laptop? Nope. I guess I'm not. This laptop decided not to work. I'll check it out. Yeah. Anyway. um So the next one is Eddington. So let's roll into that.
00:51:37
Speaker
2021. That sounds good. Thawntubi.
00:51:44
Speaker
2021, that's all about four years. Man, I was way off on that old decade thing. Good movie, though. Good movie. I am recording this. Fair warning. Not really necessary. Look, Joe, six feet.
00:52:08
Speaker
How did we get here? And even worse, is it worth it? At the cost of being at war with your neighbors? That's why I'm running for mayor. Mayor, I didn't hear you. all day Thank you super duper very much.
00:52:22
Speaker
I used to think that you were some big deal, but I am a much better human being than you. Who are you talking to? There's nobody here. President?
00:52:33
Speaker
Sheriff? Mayor to be. You want things simple and neat. We're in a fight against evil. his These are your streets. No, they're your streets to keep facing. Drop it down! Drop it down! know how death works out?
00:52:48
Speaker
People are gonna be looking here now. Keep your own office going, but you're gonna run mine. So you vote to a cross? Take back our community? Hell yeah. Save our soul.
00:53:05
Speaker
Your pain is not a coincidence. You are not a coincidence. We are not a coincidence. Never enough time. I'm gonna take the door off.
00:53:15
Speaker
We need to bring each other's hearts.
00:53:28
Speaker
Wow. It does. It says something about it being like a new modern Western. I'm sorry, but No Country for Old Men, I think, is still one of the best modern Western movies out there.
00:53:40
Speaker
That movie was so good. I was not expecting to be as good as it was. This one looks good. Don't get me wrong. I mean, i you know, it's so weird. Growing up, I didn't like Westerns.
00:53:52
Speaker
And as I've gotten older, I like like modern Westerns. More, you know, they're better. I think the spaghetti Westerns were just too much for me.
00:54:07
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What did you find confusing about the trailer?
00:54:11
Speaker
I had to watch it a couple times. Yeah.
00:54:16
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ah It was hard to tell who was the antagonist who was the protagonist.
00:54:22
Speaker
The trailer doesn't really give that away at all. It seems like the mayor candidate is inciting inciting the townsfolk to be, you know, it almost, and I'm taking a stab here. I don't know anything about this movie at all other than what I just watched.
00:54:40
Speaker
It seems like he might be sort of a ah MAGA guy type. You're talking about sheriff running for mayor or the incumbent mayor? Pedro Pascal's character.
00:54:51
Speaker
The incumbent mayor. Okay. Okay. Now the sheriff, he was running for mayor also? Mm-hmm. Oh, that part I didn't catch. Yeah, that kind of opened up and they were when they were talking to each other.
00:55:02
Speaker
That's when the sheriff... Let's see. Stand up between a small town sheriff and a mayor of Sparks after a powder keg. His neighbors paid it for the ball. The sheriff decides to start running for mayor because he doesn't like or care for how the current mayor is running shit.
00:55:20
Speaker
It starts off a feud, basically. He seemed to be a voice of reason. The sheriff? Yes. I don't know, man. he seemed like He seemed like the irrational wasn't he one. Wasn't it was his character that said, ah are you sure you want to do this?
00:55:36
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Pit neighbor against neighbor?
00:55:40
Speaker
That might have been what he said, but Is that the right narrative? Well, again, I don't know enough about it to say. know. Like I said, that trailer wasn't didn't give a whole lot of nuance at all. I like a movie that gives you an antagonist that like you can see their point of view and you kind of understand like ah a flawed hero, um anti-hero type thing. like You get where they're coming from.
00:56:05
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You just wonder, you know, what is that breaking point that makes them you know, be willing to cross lines. i Like Thanos. Doing the wrong things for the right reason.
00:56:18
Speaker
Like Thanos. Yeah, kind of. But something you said totally turned me off on Thanos being a sympathetic villain. Oh, yeah. so It was so short-sighted to eliminate half of all life, especially considering here on Earth.
00:56:34
Speaker
I mean, half of all life, we're still going to be and in dire straits in 20, 30 years. way we the way we reproduce. Yeah, because it's not it was it was it's not about the population. It's how we distribute resources.
00:56:51
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you It looks really, really compelling enough. Yeah, that's why I'm looking forward to watching that one and Sovereign. Those two, especially, like I said, I'm starting to learn that I like modern westerns, and I'm really digging that. I'm a huge walking experience. I haven't seen I don't care what people say. I like the second Joker.
00:57:12
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I don't care. And that's okay. Art is subjective. It is. I liked it for reasons that I don't think I, I, people did catch it, but it didn't, it wasn't enough for them to like the movie. I think, but there was parts of it. I thought it was good that, um,
00:57:34
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I thought was kind of like poking, poking the bear of the audience, so to say. Yep, my battery died.
00:57:43
Speaker
And that's okay. And that is okay. And I just, after that first movie, I mean, Todd Phillips makes excellent comedies.
00:57:56
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Outstanding comedy movies. so I was really, really impressed with his take on the Joker.
00:58:03
Speaker
I loved the Arthur Fleck thing. I mean, I had issues with the movie as I was watching it the first time. For instance, ah the name Arthur Fleck drove me nuts. It's okay. If this is a Joker origin story, the classic Joker origin is that no one knows his actual origin.
00:58:19
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No one knows his real actual name. I mean, a lot of things. There are so all sorts of what ifs and scenarios and what could be this guy like Joe Chill was one of the main potential. yeah I like not knowing who he is. it just adds to that mystique.
00:58:35
Speaker
And Joker 2 left that there. He he didn't ruin that. The actual Joker origin story is still intact. Yes. Even at the end of the first one it was. once Once you found out he was adopted or whatever and all that other stuff. It doesn't know what that is. is that other thing Adding his own like mental ah mental health issues for his mother.
00:58:56
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Mm-hmm. really added another dimension to that character. Because I know being around folks with mental health issues can give you your own mental health issues just from dealing with I'm speaking from my own personal experience with like, okay, it's the old the people in my family that make it to old age lose their minds.
00:59:16
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Every one of them, both both sides of my family. And I've i've i've you know held old people's hands and treated them like children and took care of them like children.
00:59:27
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this is my third run through now with ah my mom. She's steadily, slowly getting a little bit worse with her issues and it's not an easy road to walk there.
00:59:40
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And it makes me a little crazy too. Now I'm somebody that was diagnosed with a mental illness. So I, I kind of accepted it. I don't let it, I don't work against it anymore. Um,
00:59:54
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But i sometimes I see the look of people around me like, what the fuck is wrong with me? My manache or depression episodes or my memory whatnot.
01:00:06
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It happens. um But I understand what you mean. Yeah. Mental health is important. Very, very important. Take care yourselves, people. Try to.
01:00:17
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Try to. F Alzheimer's. Yeah. And that's the thing. Some of it we can't even... um No matter how much we try to avoid stuff sometimes, that's just how the world works. We get it know no matter what.
01:00:34
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So yeah, Joaquin Phoenix. it You're welcome. Thank you, audience. I'm sad. move No, we have our vulnerable moments in life, dude. It means we're human.
01:00:48
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Nothing wrong with that. So this... night
01:00:54
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This next one, um I'm going to read the plot
New Horror Movie Introduction
01:00:58
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real quick. Claire Bleecker is an average Catholic high school student who lives with her grandparents after being married. She seems normal, but Claire will do whatever it takes to protect loved ones when confronted by the evil she faces in her small town.
01:01:12
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This is this is a um this is a horror movie. This has Ryan Phillippe in it. And Bella Thorne. Yeah. Wasn't Bella Thorne? No, that was Emma Stone.
01:01:26
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So, yeah, I'm mixed on this movie. Meh. But here we go. Oh, it's only a minute to eight. Everything I have said and done has been in the hands of God.
01:01:41
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Everything I have said done has been the hands of God. Everything I have said and done has been in the hands of God. I was born to do this. I am not afraid.
01:01:54
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Is it my burden to care? My gift? My curse? Why have you made me this way? Look. Come off. All right, Miss Baker. I don't want to take time to your time. Can you walk us through your day yesterday?
01:02:13
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What is it you do when you sneak out at night? Everything I've said and done has been in jail.
01:02:22
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I am the result of the fallen world. So. What's your take, sir? I don't know. ah frame
01:02:30
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i am the result of the following world
01:02:44
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what two takes sir
01:02:48
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i don't know It seems a bit supernatural action horror movie.
01:02:57
Speaker
The vibe you gave me was like that Wild Things. you Remember that one?
01:03:02
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With Neve Campbell? Yeah, Matt Dillon.
01:03:06
Speaker
Bacon. But that wasn't... Yeah, that wasn't a... suit This one's supernatural, but I see what you mean. Okay. The thriller mystery aspect of it. Okay. Ah...
01:03:22
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By the way, Joker wasn't actually there. He was a metaphor of those who are who's gone through trauma and created this individual. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah I see that.
01:03:35
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That's actually, i think that's a good take. That movie did did did dive into mental health for sure. the The first one ah has all the first one all sorts of like fan theories and other things like that. I find them very interesting to listen to.
01:03:53
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I just, I don't know. It was so... I hate to use the word perfect, but, man, it was really fucking close to a perfect film. The first one?
01:04:03
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Yeah. Yeah? Compelling. I couldn't look away. Yeah. It got a lot of bad reviews because that movie, like, tickled the fancy of Edgelords, apparently. and And it got a bad, bad...
01:04:20
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bad review for the audience. but some of the audience you watch but I could care less. yeah exactly A lot of the audience was pissed off probably that there was no Batman in the Joker.
01:04:32
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That was a thing too. Some people were pissed off about that which I thought was weird because it had nothing to do with Batman at all. i mean They were lucky they got a little bit of weight in there. That's about Now, St. Clair.
01:04:48
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i'm really not man, doesn't, it doesn't seem like a movie I'm really gonna go out of my way to watch. When it comes out to stream, I'll probably check it out because I do like a good psychological thriller.
01:05:03
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However, I've seen the high school girl who has to overcome adversity and like maybe again, it was hard to tell what was going on from that trailer.
01:05:15
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Plus I missed the last probably 15 seconds of it because I'm behind you. I cannot hear them when you're playing and for some reason. I'll to get to the bottom of that shit. ah but Real quick, Trenchley, if you're listening down there, how's the volume on the clips on your side?
01:05:30
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and Do I need to up the value the volume when I make them? Because I can. i just don't want to like blow eardrums when they start every time. I don't want to have the audience to have to constantly turn up and turn down. true Sure, sure, sure. So anybody listening, a little bit of feedback would help.
01:05:45
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If you guys hear, I guess I could go back and watch for myself. i'll do that
01:05:51
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Well, on my volume a little my view, that's how I'm hearing it, on the view. Okay, so I will. They sound great there. Okay, I will turn up the volume. Volume a little Oh, it's is two up or needs to go a little up.
01:06:09
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But it plays right for me from the start to finish. Huh. Okay. Maybe it's your gear. Well, again, it's just on this laptop or on this iPad. I don't know why it does that.
01:06:22
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I can hear everything. It's fine. I everything but when you play things. It needs to go up a little, she says, if you can. Okay. i will I will make that go up. Sweet. Thank you for the feedback.
01:06:33
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So we're pressing on.
01:06:36
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ah do want to make sure people hear these. So I'm going to skip. going to save you this one for last. I'm saving this one for last. So with that being said, we're going to backtrack to July 11th because I totally skipped this one.
Exploring the 'Pooniverse' Series
01:06:50
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This is one last minute Michael threw at me. oh Michael, you break this one down for us. What universe is part of before we play the fucking trailer? and This is knowledge I just learned that Michael threw at me.
01:07:03
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The Pooh-niverse, I believe, is what we're going to next. Woo-hoo! So if you're familiar with Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey, Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey 2, and there was...
01:07:15
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Peter Pan. I don't remember what it was called. But they're classic childhood stories that they've warped and turned into horror flicks. um They call it the Pooniverse.
01:07:28
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They're from a particular movie house that... Shit, I should have looked up ahead of time. I looked at it earlier. i just my My memory sucks. It should say on the trailer.
01:07:40
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I wouldn't worry about too, too much about that. If not, we'll figure it out. But this looks so fun. And it reminded me of ah July 25th, 2025 is the release date on this one, July 25th, 2025. It reminded me of the old, there was a Saturday Night Live sketch they did, and they did a fake trailer for a Bambi, and it starred The Rock as Bambi.
01:08:04
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I remember that. I remember that, yes. whole time I watched trailer, I thought, man, The Rock would have been great as Bambi. And they had other actors, this you know, the other characters too, which I thought was kind of funny.
01:08:19
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but yeah The audience doesn't know what trailer you were even about the lot. More coming out from these guys. the It's called the Twisted Childhood Universe or the Pooh-niverse since Winnie the Pooh was the first one that came out with it.
01:08:34
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And there are at least three more coming out in the next two years. And they're all going to come together and culminate and uh it was called uh pooniverse monsters assemble the pooniverse just sounds like a funny word sounds like a porno universe it does it makes me giggle the h is silent that's what fucks it up so this is uh bambi the reckoning and according to the the lord here shot in 15 days
01:09:11
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You know what? um I'm not surprised. After a mother and son involved in a car accident accident had become the target of a terrifying hunt, traumatized by the loss of his own mother, Bambi undergoes horrifying transformation, becoming a mutated and vengeful creature.
01:09:27
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Driven by grief and rage, she seeks revenge on surviving mother and son. What? why Okay, okay. Let's watch this trailer. It's crazy.
01:09:49
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We're visiting his dad's family.
01:10:07
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need to draw it out of the shadows. It's perfectly safe.
01:10:38
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he It's one of those flicks that makes me think it's not going to be cinematic masterpiece at all. But I can just see how awesomely bad this movie probably is.
01:10:50
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Have you seen the other ones that you brought up? The Winnie the Pooh? I have not. Okay, I've seen i seen the first one. i started watching the second one. I think I fell asleep.
01:11:02
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I watched the Steamboat one. The Steamboat Willie, Mickey Mouse, whatever. so Yeah, the original Steamboat. They did that well I don't think it was the same production company, but think it was. It's not.
01:11:13
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Okay, it's not? Okay. um And there was another one I watched, too. They are bad. They're horrible. But they're horribly... That's that's their charm. That's kind of why they're they are good. Even though I fell asleep the second one.
01:11:28
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Sometimes I'll stay up and I'll watch it. Screenboat. Screenboat. That's what it's called. Yes, yes. Screenboat. I know I wish that was part of the Poonverse.
01:11:39
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Can we call it the anti-Disneyverse? I like that.
01:11:44
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ah The first three was Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey, Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey 2, and then Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare. Coming soon, Pinocchio Unstrung.
01:12:00
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That one I'm actually looking forward to watching. Pinocchio Unstrung, yes. And this one here. And I believe Popeye the Slayer Man is going out in these as well.
01:12:10
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I watched. That one is out, and I did watch that one. It's okay. It's not it's okay. I fell asleep. I need to stop watching movies late at night.
01:12:21
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Well, there's a new one coming out. There was Popeye the Slayer Man, and there's Popeye's Revenge that's coming this year. So there's two of them. ah Yes.
01:12:33
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Same production company? ah Yes. Which one did I just watch then? this was This was last week when I watched it. Probably Popeye the Slayer Man. Maybe that's what it was.
01:12:44
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Well, alright, there we go. The anti-Disneyverse or the Cooniverse or Twisted Child Production. what's What's it called? Twisted twist Childhood
01:13:00
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Productions. Okay. I kind of dig that one. I like i like when my I like when my childhood resold back to me, but with blood and guts. The Twisted Childhood Universe, a British film series and shared universe of independent slasher horror films.
01:13:15
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Conceived and created by Rice, I'm sorry, Reese, that's how you say that, Frake Waterfield. Okay. Produced by Jagged Edge Productions. Center around characters from children's media reimagined as murderous villains, Winnie the Pooh, Peter Pan, Bambi, and Pinocchio.
01:13:33
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Like I said. I want them to do Pete's, Pete's Dragon. So we got next, Bambi the Reckoning. To be announced, the Pinocchio Unstrung movie, which is still not released.
01:13:47
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Says it's got a 2025 date, but it's still in the writing phase. They're still working on the script. And then Pooniverse Monsters Assemble in early 2026.
01:14:01
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And all produced by Scott Jeffrey and Reese Freke Waterfield. All right. Same guys with all the other ones. So that that should be fun. They should be all work out together nicely.
01:14:12
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But again, I haven't watched any of them. I think you and I had talked about for a Halloween month, we're going to pick a day. We're going cover all those.
01:14:24
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That'll be fun. Talk about them, watch them and shit. Yeah, yeah, Not watch them online, but of course watch them then talk about them. Yeah. So if you're into Bambi killing people, you're going to love that movie.
01:14:35
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Yeah, it looks so terrible.
01:14:39
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Like it was a Krampus movie. I did not like Krampus movie. I tried to watch them that one. it So those movies, they're not bad. I just have to be in a certain mood to watch them. I can't watch them by myself.
01:14:54
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I think that's the problem. Those are movies you watch with your friends. You need somebody to giggle with. Exactly. Yes, yes. It's movies you watch, you make fun of with your friends. yes Other than that, theyre they're just like, what am I doing here?
01:15:08
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I'm stuffing my face with popcorn for no reason.
01:15:12
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Oh, that's why forgot something. Popcorn. Ah, it's all right. I had a piece of popcorn before the show. Not a big popcorn guy. Breed or nightbreed?
01:15:24
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Yeah, I'm not sure what movie she was talking about.
01:15:29
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sweet tooth found some dust bro
01:15:36
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ah what oh i'm not familiar with that one neither am i so this next trailer uh is a highly anticipated movie it's a sequel it's only going to be a netflix release though Which i'm I'm kind of disappointed in.
01:16:00
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Michelle Rodriguez. I'm looking at it right
Upcoming 'Happy Gilmore 2'
01:16:04
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now. It's from 2006. Oh, that's an older movie for sure.
01:16:11
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Two decades old. Look that up. um This, of course, this you know what? I'm just going to play it, man. It's fucking Adam Sandler's Happy Gilmore 2. He's not going to this.
01:16:21
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My name is Happy Gilmore. 30 years ago, decided to give golf a try. But even when you're at the top of your game, you can always shank. Are you frozen? Oh, you looked frozen. How are you going to put Vienna through ballet school? It's $75,000 a year. That's four years. That's 333 grand.
01:16:38
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That's terrible math, Johnny. It's 300 grand. wouldn't even know where to start. can see the happy I fell love with. Come on, you gotta do it, Dad. All right, let's go. Let's go. What the hell is happening?
01:16:53
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Happy Gilmore is breaking in yet another caddy. Just now. All right, we're gonna go. But you bring those. Those always come. All right. That's it. They got a strap. Okay, one a strap. Happy Gilmore. Didn't have things flowing on the first level.
01:17:04
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Check out the neem tag, grandson. You're in my world now. Got you a little something there, Pop.
01:17:11
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Everyone is talking about it. Come back here. Happy Gilmore. Happy Gilmore. You've been watching you play, Mr. Gilmore. So inspiring. My dad loves you, man. I am so sorry. I got some gorilla glue. Yeah. Remember the happy place I went to? You go to yours.
01:17:30
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Oh, my God, Rory! Jackass, bingo! You stole my life from me. Why would I want to steal the life of somebody who eats pieces of shit for breakfast?
01:17:51
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Yeah. I wonder if that's Richard Keel's actual son. He looks so like him. You talking about the... The jaws ja guy who plays Jaws in James Bond.
01:18:03
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Oh, I don't know. His name is Richard Keel. He died. So he's not goingnna be in the film. But the guy looks so much like him. I wonder if that's his son.
01:18:14
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Okay, I want to address it. Apparently his career is going down and he's trying to make a comeback. Adam Sandler's career was going down? No. He made a pretty penny to make those. I think he signed sixth Netflix movie deal.
01:18:30
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Yeah. Uncut Gems. Outstanding film. Outstanding. That Halloween movie he did, wasn't that great, though? Cubie Halloween, it was called. I couldn't get through 15 to 20 minutes of it.
01:18:42
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I just shut it off. It was so yeah unwatchable, honestly. Unwatchable. A lot of his stuff, especially his early stuff, is is repetitive, the same sort of character.
01:18:55
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He has had some good breakout roles, though. One in particular I always like to bring up when we talk about Adam Sandler and this topic specifically is a movie called Rain On Me. R-E-I-G-N.
01:19:08
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Rain On Me. And he plays a, if I remember it's been while, he plays a character that, law it's ah it's a drama. it's It's a sad, depressing drama. He plays a character who lost his wife and it broke him to the core.
01:19:25
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Don Cheadle plays in it and as his best friend and trying to help him out. it's It is a great fucking Adam Sandler. Rain Over Me. Thank you. Rain Over Me.
01:19:37
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Yes, thank you. Such an amazing movie. When did that come out?
01:19:46
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uh released uh 2007. yeah move tied to the uh september 11th attacks yeah yep yep yep i forgot how she died but yeah that's how don huh don cheetle is awesome he is he's a great actor Anyway, if you're if you look at Adam Sandler as a two-dimensional character, which a lot of movies are, there he has breakout roles. Uncut Gems is another one.
01:20:22
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Yeah, just being silly isn't enough for me. Yeah. Like, I liked a Little Nicky, didn't love Little Nicky. I ah watched it once, and yeah, I wasn't a big fan of it.
01:20:35
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Yeah. I think that was like one of his movies where he himself as his character jumped the shark.
01:20:45
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I'll give you that.
01:20:48
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But when he's a more grounded character, that's the out of sound where I like. But he came out as like the the ridiculous guy. The silly guy. Okay.
01:20:59
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Yeah. I mean, what's the expression? ah You dance with the girl you brought to the party.
01:21:10
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. and my my My internet's slow right now, so you're breaking up a bit. You're frozen to me. um I'm not frozen.
01:21:20
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I know you're not. Let's break and recalibrate. Actually, i think we I think it is time for a break. Absolutely. Let's take a break, guys.
01:21:31
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And going to quick one, though. We're going to go The Evil by Reckless Eye.
01:23:52
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Extracting your grace Extracting your grace Extracting your grace
01:24:45
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All right, and we are back. Oh, that's so much better. I'm not from them. Yeah, I was getting those Biden bars, dude. I'm freaking... I sit here watching the Wi-Fi go... I'm with you.
01:25:01
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All right, where did we leave off? We were talking about Adam Sandler. Happy Gilmore 2. i do want to I do like the fact that they brought the majority of the original cast back.
01:25:12
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course, there is some exceptions. Because people die. ah Sorry Bob Barker, you're not in this one.
01:25:20
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They did show the son of, gosh, that actor, he freaking, his name escapes me, played in Rambo, and he played in Predator. Oh, shoot.
01:25:36
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Anyway, the black gentleman that ends up with a wooden wouldn hand, his son plays in it, or not his his son, I don't think it's really his real son, but in the movie. that's oh soon on carl That's the guy. Yes, Carl. Yeah.
01:25:49
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That's his son? i Well, some guy is playing. I think in the movie, the character, his son is is being portrayed by someone.
01:26:00
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nice Let me get that straight. And within the movie, because that guy is dead, somebody's playing his son with his with with the same wooden hand. They show that in the trailer.
01:26:11
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Yeah, I think that's pretty funny. um I'm looking forward to seeing it. i i There's a part of me that thinks that it's not going to do so well. It looks like it's got the spirit
01:26:28
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of the original, you know what I mean? Yeah, and I... If they keep it that way, maybe it'll be fine. I don't know. I don't know. Some of these sequels, twenty like decades after the fact, is kind of wishy-washy.
01:26:44
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Which we'll go back into here in a little bit, I'm sure. I like that Ben Stiller came back as the same character, Hal.
01:26:54
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He still has handlebar mustache.
01:27:00
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He was in that clip you just played. And he... he riffs the old line. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now. Grandson.
01:27:12
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Yeah, grandson. He must be talking to Adam Sandler's kid. Yeah, it seemed like ah like all those kids, like all Adam Sandler's kids now has his temper. Remember his temper in Happy Gilmore? Sure, that was all so funny.
01:27:27
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Yeah, yeah. So that seems like, you know, past long as tempers. and That ought to be funny. Uh,
01:27:37
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Kevin Nealon Returns. the The big missing piece, though, was his caddy.
01:27:46
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Who played his caddy? I can't think of his real-life name, but he was also the star of Grandma's Boy.
01:27:57
Speaker
It's so weird they didn't bring him back then. I thought the same thing. Honestly, I don't remember seeing any of his friends that were in Happy Gilmore. There was Or we just didn't see them in the trailer.
01:28:11
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Caddy. I'm looking it up now.
01:28:15
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Will's Playing Happy Once Academy. I mean, there there's there might not be any Dante. El Presidente. ah Dante is a different character.
01:28:28
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His real name is actually Dante as well. He doesn't... aye He's not in the group anymore. He kind of messed up. Oh, really? Yes. What did he do?
01:28:42
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i don't want to say for sure. Then don't worry about it. I'll look it up later. I don't want to put any falsities out there. It looks like they replaced the old caddy with
01:28:58
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what's his name? Nick Swardson.
01:29:03
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Oh. Wait, Nick Swanson was his original caddy? No.
01:29:10
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I'll tell you who it was. I like Nick Swanson, though. I follow that motherfucker on IG. He is hilarious. he can't be He can be very good. Alan Covert is his name.
01:29:28
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We got one more trailer to play for the trailers neck next month of releases. Though there is one more trailer after that we're going to play as a bonus when we go over another segment.
New Fantastic Four Trailer Discussion
01:29:42
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Without further ado, Michael, here's Fantastic War Buddy. Wow, folks, we all know the story. Four brave astronauts head up into space and come back forever changed.
01:29:54
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This car? Our city, our planet, owe a debt to these intrepid souls. And while we can never repay them, we can certainly celebrate them. Thank you, Fantastic Four. Thank you! Thank you, Fantastic Four! Please welcome the Fantastic Four.
01:30:11
Speaker
Herbie, how's that sauce looking? Okay. That is fantastic. You're late. What mean? What do you mean, what do i mean? You're late for dinner? Yes, we are. You're late? I just said that. ah you pregnant?
01:30:21
Speaker
What? You're gonna be the best mom in the world. And you are gonna be the best dad. Just kidding. You are out of your depth. We are gonna be the best uncles ever. We can do this. Nothing's going to change.
01:30:37
Speaker
Are you the protectors of this world? Yes, we are. Your planet is now marked for death.
01:30:47
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It's my fault. I stretched the bounds of space. they hurt.
01:30:55
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Are we safe? I don't know. There's not enough time. I'm not getting up.
01:31:05
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We will face this together. We will fight together. As a family. It
01:31:23
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We will protect you.
01:31:39
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High hopes. Yes. High hopes. I think I'm actually going to watch that one. I kind of dipped that on the MCU, but I might might i watch that one. That looks really fun. I'm a little concerned.
01:31:51
Speaker
I like the fact that what they did with Thing, it looked like his original fucking shit from the comics, and I love that. Yeah. It does look like a good thing. Plus, he's the first Jewish actor to play the thing, who is a Jewish character.
01:32:06
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Oh, I did not know that. for Evan Burt Bacharach? I don't know. Evan, I believe his name. I know Bacharach's last name. Evan Bacharach.
01:32:17
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The first ah Jewish actor to play.
01:32:23
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I never really quandered about the superheroes that I read in common books in the religious backgrounds or ethnic backgrounds when it comes to like that.
01:32:34
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I know, and know it's not just, it's not just religion. It's also ethnicity. Am I correct on that? Or am I wrong? think I'm wrong. I don't know. Bad take on my part.
01:32:47
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I can tell me in the comments and I'll correct myself. Ebon, not Evan, Ebon, E-B-O-N. Ebon. Sakharov. Okay. Okay.
01:32:57
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So what is your, what is your, what are you looking for mostly about this movie? It's about time that they're going to do, uh, justice to, uh, the eater of worlds Galactus.
01:33:13
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That smoke thing that was in the one with, uh, it was called the rise of the silver surfer that had, uh, every fish burn is a silver server had no problem with that casting.
01:33:24
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Uh, but man, That was not my Galactus. That's really like. They got Galactus the classic. I mean, you can see it in the and the shadow. the classic The classic Galactus helmet.
01:33:36
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The classic Galactus character, it seems like. And I'm pretty excited about that. Also, a lot of people up in arms about the female Silver Surfer.
01:33:48
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Why? that was that was That's how a Silver Surfer was portrayed in the comics a lots of times. like I think the very first time. I remember right. very No, no, no.
01:33:58
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The very first iteration was Noren Rad. Okay. Who they used in the the last time they they did it. ah the The woman is played by, oh, shit.
01:34:09
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I can't think of her name. But she is... What's up, Blake? Hey, buddy. She plays Ruth on ah Ozark. oh is that who's playing silver surfer silver surfer she is shala ball she's awesome was a silver surfer herald of galactus and i think a three comic run but it was like a what if type thing and that's the thing with the the herald of galactus is it's galactus has chosen different heralds throughout his existence so exactly right always yeah also uh this is not earth 616
01:34:50
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They're in an alternate universe in this film. Okay. So there's nothing wrong with having Ruth portray Shalabal as the Herald of Black, because there's nothing wrong with that.
01:35:03
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And not at all, even if it was Earth-616 or 161, whatever. Well, see, that's the thing. I mean, super hardcore comic book nerds want that story to be told the way it was told the first time.
01:35:14
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but That's the thing, Tranch. So when a character is a male and now becomes a female... If you're familiar with the comic books, like the Herald of Galactus, but honestly, was genderless, to tell you the truth.
01:35:30
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Sure, Galactus might have picked somebody that has a gender, but once they become the Herald, they're genderless, basically. They're just the Herald of Galactus. Well, they're not always a Silver Surfer, either.
01:35:44
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See, Shala Ball was Noren Rad's wife. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's not, that's saying it's not a new new Silver Surfer. It's just different.
01:35:55
Speaker
A different Silver Surfer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shala Ball was in the comics as a herald of Galactus. It's a thing. it happened. Again, it wasn't prevalent. I believe it was a three-book run.
01:36:08
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It was a like a one-off what-if type scenario. Yeah.
01:36:18
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But I'm really excited to see Franklin Richards, the son of Reed and Sue. He is probably, if not for sure, the most, one of the absolute most powerful beings in all of Marvel.
01:36:36
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Is that what they're setting up with, with the whole pregnancy thing going on? Yes. Yes. Yes. That will be the birth of Franklin Richards, which a lot of speculation is that the birth of Franklin Richards is what draws Galactus to that to them in that in that scenario.
01:36:56
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Oh. Okay, I'm actually looking forward to watching Fantastic Four now. There are a lot of cues from real stories in there that if it's done right, it's going to be really, really good.
01:37:09
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um I have a hard time with a Fantastic Four, sort of like I did with Venom. It was a fun watch, and I still watch them. they're They're fun movies to watch, but a Venom origin story that's completely devoid of Spider-Man is a hard sell.
01:37:26
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I feel that. i I had that issue with Venom, too, only and because I understand the the backstory of the symbiote, and it had everything to do with Peter Parker and the Gauntlet Wars and all that shit.
01:37:41
Speaker
So, yeah, yeah, yeah. um You're absolutely right. Yeah, yeah. that's That's kind of why Venom looks the way he does because it was inspired by Peter Parker himself as Spider-Man.
01:37:54
Speaker
That's the only reason why Venom looked like that on Eddie Brock. Because he pulled that look from black costume Spider-Man. Yeah. So, my problem with this movie, although it's not an origin story, I know that for sure,
01:38:09
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ah where this story picks up with the Fantastic Four. They're already global globally well-known. They're like heroes already. They already have done the trip to space based in cosmic rays and stuff. They already have their powers in the beginning of the movie.
01:38:24
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Okay, since you're the MCU guru, um two things. One, um I like that. i ah date i Sometimes I get tired of fucking every time they do a horror movie, they have to redo the origin story. It's like, ah, we know how.
01:38:39
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Um, so I know the MCU is bringing Dr. Doom into it, into the MCU. I think with the same who played Iron Man, is this how they're going to do it through fantastic four? Because knocked doom originally a fantastic four villain.
01:38:55
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Absolutely. That was his first appearance. It was a fantastic four. I want to say number four, I could be mistaken, but that's where Dr. Doom's origin comes from. He and Reed Richards,
01:39:09
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were college rivals. And Reed, being Reed, tried to tell him, hey, your experiment's gonna not work. Your calibrations are a little off. And he's like, don't bother me. You're foolish, but bla blah, blah, blah.
01:39:20
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And that's Doom's thing. He always thought he was the best at everything. He wasn't willing to take advice from anybody because he knew best. Yeah, he was Glick of the Fantastic Five.
01:39:35
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and so The experiment goes off, boom, blows up in his face, scars him, he was handsome.
01:39:41
Speaker
Now he's not. And he assumes Reed Richards monkeyed with his experiment before he turned it on. Gets him thrown out of school, this, and the other thing. Doctor Doom is an excellent character. One of the all-time great villains.
01:39:56
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And occasional hero. That's the thing Doctor Doom. Sometimes he does show up and save the day. And if the speculation is accurate with what they're planning to do, with uh doomsday and uh secret wars i'm really excited to actually get a doctor doom worthy of the screen because he hasn't been done right the fantastic four haven't been done right yet i um i think robert downey jr would do a good job as doctor doom i wish a part of me wishes they would have cast somebody else because it's the whole iron man thing but know that really doesn't matter in a great scope of things and two
01:40:34
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if If they're doing the whole multiverse thing, mean, hell, they could actually play to where Tony Stark was actually in multiverse Earth 3000, whatever, and he actually became
Russo Brothers and MCU Speculation
01:40:46
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Doctor Doom. I was like, I thought maybe that's what they were going to do. I'm not 100% sure where they're going with it, but I know that the Russo brothers, I trust them implicitly.
01:40:55
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Okay. they're the ones that decide. Once Feige came to them with the idea of bringing back RDJ as Doom and why they were all in and started writing almost immediately.
01:41:11
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So I'm really excited about the Russo brothers. I mean, they made the the best MCU films there that are to date. Okay. i'm I'm looking forward to it.
01:41:24
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i might actually watch this one.
John Cena in 'Heads of State'
01:41:26
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I most likely will watch it, but I'll watch it when it comes out on streaming. i don't know if I'll go to it.
01:41:33
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So I know I'll hear a bunch of spoilers. I'll hear spoilers and that's okay. I won't spoil it for you. I don't do that. after two after After two weeks, you can. It's okay. But now that wraps up what's coming soon next month, trailer-wise.
01:41:49
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you have any honorable mentions we didn't watch? I don't. I don't. i of state You didn't see that one?
01:41:57
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You're an Idris Elba fan. I'm surprised you didn't catch that one. I didn't. I did not. and did not Let me bring it up here. Heads of State comes out July 2nd.
01:42:11
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It's one of those Wednesday releases.
01:42:15
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It's ah overview. The UK Prime Minister and United States President become the targets of a foreign adversary. They're forced to rely on one another to thwart a global conspiracy.
01:42:28
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Interesting. Yeah, that sounds like a movie I'll i'll watch when it hits the streaming services. So, the Prime Minister, played by Uda Selva, UK Prime Minister, take a stab at who plays U.S. President Will Derringer.
01:42:48
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Brian Kratz. Here's a hint. No. John fucking Cena. No way. And that's ah And his character gets elected president because he was a famous action movie star.
01:43:05
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going to have to watch this now. it's It might be just the right kind of ridiculous.
01:43:12
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ah You can sell those action movies, man. One of my all-time favorites was The Losers. Is this movie supposed to have like a comedic bent to it? It says it's an action...
01:43:27
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Where's it at? John Cena typically brings some some levity to his parts. He is pretty outstanding as a comedic actor, in my opinion. i haven't Everything that he's been in, I've enjoyed watching. I'm not going to lie. i like John Cena, I'm not mad at him being an actor.
01:43:51
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It's not releasing in theaters. It's an Amazon Prime shot. July 2 on Prime Video. That's why I hadn't seen it. Then I definitely will be watching when it comes out.
01:44:02
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Yeah, it looks like it could be a fun watch. Okay, I'll have to check that out. I really wasn't expecting anything out of John Cena as an actor. But, I mean, he's impressed me multiple times.
01:44:14
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I loved him in that movie Cockblockers. Did you ever see that one?
01:44:22
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I don't think I have. It's about a bunch of helicopter parents. that have raised their children. They're all like best friends since kindergarten or whatever. So the parents become friends too. No, I have not. It's prom night and they're worried that they're going to be out banging on prom night.
01:44:35
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I have not seen that, but I i watch it now. It sounds fucking hilarious. John Cena just, i'll tell you what, I didn't believe in his chops, but dude, he rocked that role and stole a lot of scenes.
01:44:49
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And he was in that movie with serious comedy heavyweights. Like I do, I'm almost positive Christian Vig was in that. In fact, I'll look it up.
01:44:59
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Almost positive Christian Vig was in that. A great, great comedy.
01:45:13
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Ike Barinholtz is one of the fathers. Leslie Mann, that's who I was thinking of. Okay. She's she's like a interchangeable with with What's-Her-Face to me sometimes.
01:45:29
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Colton Dunn is one of the other parents. Hannibal Buress is in it. He's really funny. just it's Just an all-around solid cast, and he has no problem holding his weight with these comedic actors.
01:45:45
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And that movie, or not movie, I'm sorry, the series he's in,
01:45:51
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Peacemaker. based on his character from the, you know. Comic books, yeah, DC. Yeah, but but the movie that he came out in, id say and I was never a big, big DC guy outside of Batman.
01:46:05
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Yeah. But Suicide Squad, he was in Suicide Squad originally. And him and Idris Elba back and forth and they have good chemistry already they've been in a movie already together that's kind of why I want to watch I think it'll be solid I think it's gonna be pretty solid other than that no I have no honorable mentions and all the all the movies all the trailers that were played are basically all the ones i would probably end watching and then what was the other one
01:46:42
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Toxic event. Okay, that's August 29th. There's one coming out August 1st. I know it's a little early, but I know you're excited to see it like I am. The return of... I wasn't going to talk about that until next month, but I got you.
01:47:00
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We'll wait, but I'm super excited about that one for sure. No, go ahead and bring it up. i don't want No, no, I'll wait. No problem. i and Now I want you to say it. You brought it up.
01:47:12
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they They're doing a soft reboot with the Naked Gun. It's coming back. Liam Neeson plays Frank Drebin's son.
01:47:22
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Let's see. It was the Will Sasso plays his his partner's son.
01:47:29
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like Will Sasso. And then Nordberg.
01:47:33
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I'll just say watch watch the trailer. Watch the trailer. Because Nordberg's son, oh my god, that was laugh out loud funny. Laugh out loud funny. and I'm a fan of Will Sasso. A lot of people don't care for him much.
01:47:46
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I think he's a solid actor. He was excellent early in the biopic about the Three Stooges.
01:47:55
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Yep. I agree. He's a he's funny. He's put together on screen. He carries his character as well. I haven't seen him in anything bad. I remember you think he got to start on what is it in Living Color?
01:48:09
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e No, I believe he was one a mad tv Mad TV. Yes, Mad TV. That's where I grew up or where I knew him from and over the years he's gotten better talent wise.
Speculation on Next James Bond Actor
01:48:24
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so yeah yeah It doesn't matter how small the role is. He plays the shit out of it. I wish he was doing it more slowly. Slowlier.
01:48:37
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But before we get out of here, um there is some upcoming movie anticipation stuff, Michael. you got what's what What do we got going on in the movie world?
01:48:49
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Besides next month's movie trailers. The world is on bated breath waiting to find out who's going to be the next classic character James Bond.
01:49:01
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I remember this. I flubbed at this one. Well, there's still no guaranteed answer. I know right now, Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Does that sound right?
01:49:17
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Aaron Taylor Thomas, right? Aaron too. I don't know. I confuse it with another. Aaron Taylor Johnson. Aaron Taylor Johnson. The guy who played in Kick-Ass and K.J. Craven. Yes, who was Craven.
01:49:30
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he's apparently in the lead to be the new james bond on film however patrick gibson was just named to be the new james bond in the upcoming video game if you guys know who patrick gibson is he plays in in uh dexter new blood where he plays his teenage or his young adult self um the prequel to Dexter, so that's that's who Patrick Gibson is.
01:50:03
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Yeah, so yeah. Irish actor, so he's from the islands. But still no word for sure, but a lot of speculation is that they chose him for the game because they're probably going to choose him for the movie.
01:50:17
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They're using his likeness at the same time because usually, um look back at but the Bond games, they're all likenesses all off one of the actors. um I might be wrong about... No, GoldenEye was too. Dude's face is right there on the fucking game.
01:50:33
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Who was that? Timothy Dalton? No. No, it was the... it was that one. Yeah, Bros. Yeah. Yep, yep. I watched a movie yesterday called The Outlaws.
01:50:48
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A fun little watch. It's not a great movie, but it's a fun watch. Julie Haggerty's in it. That Adam Devine... He's in it. Oh, heck yeah.
01:51:00
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And Pierce Brosnan and Ellen Barkin play his soon-to-be in-laws. I've seen the previews for that movie. I know which one you're talking about. Yeah. It's not super old. it was It was a fun movie to watch. I just watched it yesterday for the first time. I think I might have seen it before.
01:51:17
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But Julie Haggerty is so fucking funny still. it's like and And the woman doesn't age. She still looks like she looked like in What About Bob. Oh, damn.
01:51:29
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And her voice. just I don't know. Everything about her is just amazing. And the dude who played her husband, man, he kills me, too, in everything he's ever been in. And I can't think of his name, but he's like that.
01:51:41
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The guy is always complaining. He's kind of like the ah typical... Man, I hate to use this. Nah, better not.
01:51:50
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yeah Well, he's like that... Okay, he's like that stereotypical Jewish character. who's always complaining about this, that, or the other thing.
Adam Devine's Comedic Influence
01:51:59
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But she believe he plays Adam Devine's dad, ah Julie Haggerty's husband, who is his mother.
01:52:05
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And those two versus the other two, they play back and forth really well. But where i going was Pierce Brosnan's in it. And there's a comment made. So he looks like ah like James Bond.
01:52:19
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And Pierce's character, he says, which one? the fifth one she goes he was a good one i'm pretty sure he must have been the fifth bond um movies like that to do stuff like that i enjoy that type of thing yeah great breaking the fourth wall i think it's kind of breaking the fourth wall but kind of not just making acknowledgements to former roles and whatnot as i like that type of thing and adam devine just fun like i don't know if you watched it it was a movie about uh About Alexa, basically, but it was it wasn't called Alexa. I can't remember what it was called. I know what you're talking about. I know exactly. it was ah That movie was so funny.
01:52:55
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um Adam Devine is hilarious. and Insanely funny. yeah Okay. and I find it funny that you haven't watched Workaholics because that's where he got his fucking kickoff was was Workaholics, Adam Devine.
01:53:08
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I'll find it. I'll give it the shot. yeah it was It was on Comedy Central back in the day. See, my thing is i don't watch a lot of television. Like I'll stream something that I know I already liked or something that I've been looking for or waiting for.
01:53:21
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And I have a hard time finding new things to watch because I'm so disappointed. i think you'll I think you'll enjoy Workaholics.
01:53:32
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I think you'll enjoy it. I think you will. It's definitely a stoner. I think i tried watching it when it first came out. And it seemed like it was going to try to be like a like a office space series, not same character, but think they were looking for that vibe.
01:53:48
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And it just, I can see where that, where you get that from. i kind of thought that same way when it first came on, I realized it wasn't that and I enjoyed it for what it was.
01:54:02
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So yeah, but it does, it does have some office, you know, some of the stories do get their springboard from their office where they work. So yeah, sure. Absolutely. Write what you know. That's what they say. Write what you know.
01:54:15
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True. We have any other anticipated up and comings out there that you have? I got one. It's probably the same thing.
01:54:26
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I don't know. Lay it out there. It's just the Spaceballs 2 thing.
Excitement for 'Spaceballs 2'
01:54:30
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Oh. Did you have it? Yeah. that's so Yeah, I have a trailer. I didn't know if there was anything else you wanted to Anything else?
01:54:39
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I'm just, dude, you have no idea how excited I am for that movie. <unk> No other like up and coming anticipated news or anything of that sort. Again, as far as news goes, I'm just sort of waiting to see what's going to happen with ah upcoming MCU projects.
01:54:59
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Because I know things get started, then they end, then they get started, then they end. I know ah Chris Hemsworth is supposed to be getting a Thor 4, but it's kind of stalling. They don't want to bring back Taika Waititi, who I enjoy his stuff. I really do. But at the same time, yeah, we've had enough campy Thor.
01:55:18
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Let's get to a ah more serious Thor story again. And something I just learned. Did you watch Thor Love and Thunder at all? Was that the first or the second one?
01:55:28
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It was the third one. I haven't. It had Jane Foster in it. She actually picks up Mjolnir and she gets the power of Thor for a while. I didn't hate the movie. a lot of people hated that movie.
01:55:39
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But there's a character called Love. That's why it's called Love and Thunder. Love is the daughter of somebody else, Gore the God Butcher. And Thor, at the end of the movie, ends up adopting her to take care of her for Gore because he dies at the end of the movie. okay It's his real-life daughter.
01:55:59
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No shit. Hemsworth's daughter is love. I had no idea about that. I just learned that a couple of days ago. And she was solid. I mean, as ah as a child actor, she was solid. Okay.
01:56:12
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And I liked, ah like a lot of people don't like the Taika Waititi things. It's campy and makes them fun. But like when they ah kidnapped all the kids from Asgard, and then they all share a little bit of the power of Thor, it was cute as all get out watching these kids beating ass.
01:56:29
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But at the same time, it was just, I don't know, man. It was a fun movie. Taika Waititi makes fun things, so fun things to watch. If you haven't heard of it, check out a series. It's called Our Flag Means Death.
01:56:43
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Our Flag Means Death.
01:56:46
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It is a um little-known historical tidbit that is the basis of the entire series. But it's about pirates, blackbeards in it, played by Taika Waititi.
01:56:58
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And I cannot remember the name of the other guy who's in that, but, man, he is funny and all sorts of stuff. it's It's got a British humor slant to it, but it is absolutely awesome. It's called Our Flag Means Death.
01:57:10
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Check that out. That's another Taika Waititi thing. Okay. and Great soundtrack. Absolutely just some dude, for sure, for sure. Just some dude. We did have a great show.
01:57:23
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Thanks for tuning in. Love you, Puddin'. I'll be picking you at the airport tomorrow.
01:57:31
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So before we get out of here, we got one more anticipated news. Of course, Spaceball 2. Everybody knows this already. If you're a fan of Spaceballs, a fan of Mel Brooks, you keep your finger and your ears to the a pulse of of Hollywood. You know this is coming out.
01:57:48
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This is a teaser trailer. I did not speed this one up, so you'll be able to watch it in its full length, normal one speed. But it is still behind the visuals.
01:57:59
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ah think so i So I made sure kept the same speed so everybody can watch the beginning because that's part of the fun of Spaceballs. Absolutely.
01:58:10
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Yeah. So without further ado, we're going watch this. We'll wrap about a little bit. and then We're going to freaking pull shocks, my friend.
01:59:43
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After 40 years, we asked, what do the fans want? But instead, we're making this movie.
01:59:56
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May the Schwartz be with you. Spaceballs sweatshirt. Love it.
02:00:06
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The number one thing I'm most excited about is the return of the cast. Specifically, rick moranis coming out of live action retirements hasn't been in a live action role since 1997. that's
02:00:22
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yeah gonna be that's a whole damn what was his last movie spaceballs it was think it was i shrunk the honey blew up the kid something like that or honey we shrunk ourselves whatever the last one of those was those were disney flicks and i know that uh I read this in an interview.
02:00:45
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want to say it was a Playboy interview, but I'm not 100% sure on that. But they asked Moranis why he hadn't been in a live action role in so long. It was probably with the release of Brother Bear. I think it was the Brother Bear movies. There was two of those.
02:00:58
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He did a voice in the Brother Bear movies. And his answer was something along the lines of, well, the thing was, my wife was coming down with an illness.
02:01:09
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It was serious. I wanted to spend more time with her and my my family while I could. And I asked them at Disney for so much money to do three more of those movies.
02:01:21
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There was a total of five, I think, of those. Honey, I shrunk those or whatever. So when they wanted him to do three more, he said he he asked for so much money. He thought they're either going to say no or if they say yes, he'll never have to work again.
02:01:37
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His children will never have to work. His children's children will never have to work a day in their lives. How much money that was exactly, i could look up, but I didn't. it was also, again, 1997. it was the mid-90s when those were coming out.
02:01:52
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Those were not the big $40 million dollars movie days either.
02:01:59
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No, they're not. I'm curious. Well, apparently they said no. or Who's... Disney said no then. No, they gave him the money and he made the movies.
02:02:09
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Oh. And then you never saw him in anything again other than, like I said, 2006, I want to say, was the last Brother Bear. And he just did a voice in those two, just a voice. And it wasn't even one of the main characters.
02:02:28
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The Brother Bear was probably Disney also.
02:02:32
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And again, since it was just voice acting, it wasn't going be long, long times away from his family. yeah yeah But yeah, he took the time off, took care of his wife until she passed. And then, yeah, just never came back to it.
02:02:48
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I'm looking forward to his return then. I think there'll be something special. Rick Moranis was so awesome.
02:02:56
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I mean, Ghostbusters, Rick Moranis, total scene stealer. Those scenes that had had him in it were the best scenes in the movie, arguably.
02:03:07
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I agree. God, he's just a fun characterer he's a fun um guy to watch. Absolutely. He is a fun guy. You think maybe him losing his wife kind of took the fun out of that for for a while?
02:03:20
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That I don't know anything about. i can't speculate upon that. True. So we're not going to speculate. But with that being said, Michael, you have anything else for the audience tonight?
Show Wrap-up and Viewer Acknowledgments
02:03:31
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Oh, boy. I had a great time. And if you didn't, that's your fault. I was charming.
02:03:42
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Well, um yeah. It was a good episode. I enjoyed it. I'm looking forward to some of the movie trailers. And we'll see you guys next Friday here for Trivia Night.
02:03:54
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Next Friday's Trivia Night. um School's out. School's out for Summer Trivia Night. Tomorrow night, you can catch the Nonsensical Network on their Saturday night shenanigans on Open Door Challenge.
02:04:07
Speaker
You'll see Glick, probably myself. I think Brittany's going to be there. Probably Johnny Bobbs will pop up. So, yeah, Open Door Challenge tomorrow night. I'll see what i can do about popping in. I'm going to be driving to and from the airport tomorrow.
02:04:20
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Yeah, I wasn't. I know Sue's getting in. I know wasn't going to like – I was going to, of course, let you know it's every Saturday night. You know, you got your – yeah You got your main squeeze coming home.
02:04:33
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That's right. My only squeeze. And for all you folks who watched it tonight, drop in the comments, what movie are you most excited for coming out in July 2025? twenty twenty five Just out of curiosity.
02:04:45
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Tarantula, thanks for coming out again. Dude, good to see you. Johnny Bong stopped through tonight. Heck yeah. Gotta love our regulars. And of course, The Sioux.
02:04:57
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and On the bet, words are hard, hashtag that. What's up? One last thing before I let you go. Next Friday is trivia night, but you don't get to play, so I got one more one more for you tonight as a trivia question.
02:05:10
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Okay. A week from tomorrow is Mel Brooks' birthday, June 28th. How old will Mel Brooks be?
02:05:25
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ninety nine 99. Damn, son You are the man. will ill I only know that because it the other day and when I was going through space ball shit, his birthday, his age popped up.
02:05:41
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And I remember it was 98. Yeah. I had to recall that. Yeah. Tarantula, we need players. Maybe consider coming into play next Friday. Yeah.
02:05:52
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Yeah, yeah. It is Scoot out. Yeah. school You know, movies like Fast Times. around i think I think she heard last time. Movies like Fast Times, Orange, Wild High, Days are Confused, Superbad.
02:06:07
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Not all of them aged well, of course. Some of them did, some of them didn't. And we'll pick on them for that, too.
02:06:19
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That's a good point. Mel Brooks is too awesome to die. I can't after the 26th. Ah, don't know what day. What day is next Friday? The 27th. That's the thing.
02:06:33
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The 27th is next Friday, which is trivia night. On that note, we will bring your own fucking popcorn.
02:06:50
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