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Nonsense and Chill - Friday the 13th Edition
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Yeah buddy!! That's right it is Friday the 13th, so Michael and Blazin will be discussing all things Jason Vorhees. Please join us in the chats and share with us your favorite Vorhees memories! Also a new start time of 820 pm, because it's 420 somewhere! Thanks for joining us! Please LIKE, SHARE and SUBSCRIBE. NETWORK Links: https://bio.link/nonsensicalnetwork Copyright Disclaimer: - Under section 107 of the copyright Act 1976, allowance is mad for FAIR USE for purpose such a as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statues that might otherwise be infringing. Non- Profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of FAIR USE. #podcast #movies #films #nonsensicalnetwork #nonsenseandchill #comedy #byofp #follow
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Introduction and Humorous Announcements
00:00:34
Speaker
ah Oh, and welcome, welcome, welcome to another Friday. i mean, is this another episode of Nonsense and Chill? And Michael, guess whose birthday it is today? I know you're going to tell me.
00:00:46
Speaker
think we all know whose birthday it is. Motherfucking Jason Voorhees, man. Oh. Oh.
Personal Life Updates
00:00:55
Speaker
How you doing, man? If I was any better, I'd be you, handsome.
00:00:59
Speaker
Oh, hell yes. Hell yes. I've been working my ass off. I haven't been this ass kicked in a few months. Uh, finally getting control of my yard again. i was out in the garden tonight. That's not mowing. When mowed the garden yesterday, that's how bad it's been.
00:01:13
Speaker
And then, uh, about, uh, tilling it, tilling it up so we can start planting finally. Okay. Oh, you better get those in, in soon. Your month is almost, uh, Month's almost over.
00:01:25
Speaker
Well, I guess it depends on what what you're growing. i was Usually you'll plant on Memorial Day, usually at the latest. But I just couldn't do it, man. The mower was broke. I couldn't get in there and turn the earth without mowing it down first. It's been a nightmare here, dude.
00:01:39
Speaker
I'm behind on everything, but I'm finally catching up. That's all we can do is catch up. I'm done here right now. I was going crazy over the yard, as you well know. How are you? I'm good.
00:01:52
Speaker
I'm good. um No complaints here. Life life going as usual. um I've just up been sitting here kind of watching Friday 13th clips and stuff all day, really.
00:02:06
Speaker
That's all I've been doing.
Travel and Health Updates
00:02:08
Speaker
Nice, nice. I had to take Sue out to the airport today. She just landed a little bit ago in Denver. She's going to spending time with the fam for the next eight days. so Awesome.
00:02:19
Speaker
Good for her. Good for her. Yeah. I wanted to go with her, but I can't because of my mom. Yeah. Well, shoot, too bad you didn't plan that a week earlier while your mom was on a cruise.
00:02:29
Speaker
Well, then. yeah other things. this is Well, it's been a perfect storm of like, so like this. Let's see.
00:02:43
Speaker
Unhealth, unwellness. i don't know how you put it. But Sue had surgery week ago this past Tuesday. So she's like 10 days past her surgery. And she was afraid she wouldn't even be able but to go on the trip, but they they cleared her to fly.
00:02:56
Speaker
And I took her to the airport today, parked illegally for a few minutes to carry all of her stuff in for her. She's not supposed to have any weight at all on foot. She's like, I can carry all my stuff. And she's insane. ah tough The toughest person you'd ever know. But as soon as she did it all, she'd be crying the whole way into the plane because of how how much it hurt.
00:03:15
Speaker
She's a trooper. She is a trooper. She must be. She's with me. ah glutton for payments.
Humorous Style and Voice Comparisons
00:03:23
Speaker
Speaking of to mean I've got a question. Do I have this Sam Elliott thing happening here with the old stash?
00:03:29
Speaker
I do think you kind of do. Yes, i do. You only have that great, rich voice and a beautiful, handsome face like he does. You know, the voice isn't that far off. I think if you deepen a little bit, kind of, kind of,
00:03:42
Speaker
raspy cowboy voice, get that cigarette rolling, you might be able to pull it off. Just one thing, dude. Do you have to curse so much?
00:03:53
Speaker
Slow down a little bit. d That was terrible. That was horrible. A comedian, not an impressionist.
Friday the 13th Trivia and Discussions
00:04:02
Speaker
Before we get rolling, I just i do want to warn everybody, we will be depicting violent scenes from, of course, Friday the 13th movies, because that is what we're fucking here for today, dude.
00:04:14
Speaker
I don't even, what is this pop-up? Your junk file is slowing you down. Go away. um but just said I was going to click that up, yeah.
00:04:27
Speaker
Popped up yesterday, clicked on one wanted me to spend money on something. So where do you want to start, man? This is such a huge franchise. I mean, it started in 1980. It's 2025. Wow.
00:04:40
Speaker
um
00:04:43
Speaker
Before we start, can I throw a surprise at you? Oh, yes, there is a surprise for me tonight. What is it? Well, as you know, i host trivia on Thursday nights. Ooh.
00:04:55
Speaker
So I want to run a round of trivia at you based on the unlucky 13th. yeah Okay. I'm down. Let's do that. Or is this like based on like the number 13? 10 simple questions, but I've got a couple bonuses for you.
00:05:10
Speaker
So you're going to get 13 questions. First one. What day of the week is most associated with the superstition of the 13th? Friday.
00:05:21
Speaker
Very good. it's You've been to my trivia and you've seen my town. I got to tone it down. People are snooping around. That's the first one. you got three points. Well done. Which Norse god caused chaos as the 13th guest at a banquet? Which Norse god caused chaos as the 13th guest at a banquet?
00:05:42
Speaker
I'm guessing off the the chaos part. Loki. Very good. Loki was the 13th guest. Now, what event, this is three, perfect so far, two for two, six points.
00:05:54
Speaker
What event is often cited as the origin of the Friday the 13th superstition? so Repeat that question again, what event? What event is often cited as the origin of the Friday the 13th superstition?
00:06:10
Speaker
Um... way When the camp counselors was having a sex drug filled orgy and ignore Jason drowning and drove her mother's mother crazy. And she went on more murderous rampage.
00:06:24
Speaker
You're thinking in the films. ah Think of real world applications. Friday the 13th is considered unlucky. The origin of that often cited. I've heard two different stories. Okay. So, okay.
00:06:38
Speaker
There's one, there's, there's one, there's one I can think of. Um,
00:06:44
Speaker
you You know, it's some like Christian doctrine thing. It was some anti-pagan thing that they started centuries ago. I don't know. I'm taking a guess. Christianity. Very loosely correct, but I can't give you points for that one.
00:06:59
Speaker
Fair.
Origin of Slasher Characters
00:07:01
Speaker
It is based off Judas Iscariot, the 13th guest at the Last Supper, who betrayed the Christ. Oh.
00:07:13
Speaker
it's Loki, 13th guest at a banquet. Judas Iscariot, 13th guest at a banquet. Hmm. Yep. Number four. So you're two for three. You're not doing bad.
00:07:25
Speaker
Which U.S. president, which POTUS was especially superstitious of Friday the 13th, avoiding 13 guests at meals and traveling on the 13th day of any month?
00:07:39
Speaker
I do not know my superstitions. dishious presidents all that
Analysis of Friday the 13th Franchise
00:07:43
Speaker
well, but I'm going to take a guess. ah FDR. Very good guess. FDR.
00:07:50
Speaker
yeah Fucking Franklin, Eleanor Roosevelt. Last night, two people, two teams said Ronald Reagan and the third said Nixon, which were obviously wrong. Yeah, FDR.
00:08:01
Speaker
Would not travel... Would not travel on the 13th of any month. No guests at meals that had total 13. And no traveling on any 13th of any month, whether it's a Friday or not. Very good.
00:08:13
Speaker
Number five. there four out of Three out of four s so far. Who's the main attraction of the Friday the 13th film series?
00:08:23
Speaker
The main attraction main character. Yeah, Jason Voorhees. Very good, very good. That was easy. Which, I say former, but Sue said no, she still performs. So I'm to stick with former.
00:08:37
Speaker
Which former pop star pop star considers the number 13 her lucky number?
00:08:47
Speaker
I'll give you a hint. I'll give you a hint. ah She is from the same state that Jason Voorhees is from. That's how helps.
00:09:00
Speaker
Oh, my God. don't even remember what state Jason Voorhees is from. Well, you're not going to get one of the bonuses. No, I'm not. I'm not. I don't know. Madonna. ah Oh.
00:09:14
Speaker
ah Yeah, I don't think she performs anymore, does she? She does still perform. She just doesn't bring out any new material. That's why I say former pop star. a So you're ah down two
Fan-made Films and Community Creativity
00:09:24
Speaker
out of six. you've Good for four out of six. Nice job.
00:09:28
Speaker
Still not doing terribly. Which color of cat is typically considered a bad omen? Black. Very good. Break a mirror and you will have how many years of bad luck? I will accept two answers.
00:09:39
Speaker
Seven. Final answer? Yes. Fuck with you. Yeah, yes. Yes. Correct. That is one of the two correct answers.
00:09:50
Speaker
I would have accepted seven because that's the the common belief. and i speak for your yourself, Susan. I disagree. Glad you made it safe.
00:10:01
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my
00:10:03
Speaker
I also would have accepted that's a stupid superstition. It's not bad luck. Go fuck yourself. They all are. comfortable answer Number nine out of ten. And I got a couple bonuses.
00:10:18
Speaker
Don't open this indoors. It's a sign of bad luck. An umbrella. and umbella Another of superstition. I do that shit on purpose and and I've actually gotten scolded by people. Oh, what are you doing?
00:10:33
Speaker
Roofing, Paul. ah Right. I'll walk right on the ladder too. I don't give a shit. Okay. ah Last one of the official questions. Here's your 10th one.
00:10:44
Speaker
What event happened on Friday, October 13th, 1307? thirteenth thirteen oh seven What event happened Friday, October 13th, 1307?
00:10:54
Speaker
thirteen or seven This is what I always considered the origin of the Friday 13th superstition. But it's not as old as Judas Oh, seven thirteen oh seven man,
Evolution of Jason Voorhees
00:11:09
Speaker
I remember what I was doing back then.
00:11:14
Speaker
So being discord.
00:11:19
Speaker
I have, um, hold up. Um, Is it like the ritual of Sam Hain or some shit like that? Sam Hain was the origin of... Yeah, that's not... 1307 is older than I don't know.
00:11:34
Speaker
1307, I don't know. and i believe Sam Hain goes back to the Celts. That's older than 1307. I don't know. It was the condemnation by the Pope of the Knights Templar.
00:11:51
Speaker
And on that night, they were wiped out almost to a man. There was less than two dozen left after that original purging because they were getting too much wealth, too much power, too much fame.
00:12:04
Speaker
And the Pope said, no more. Plus, the Pope and the papacy itself in general owed so much money to the lenders that were The ah origin the origin originators, the originators, the originators of international banking, the Knights Templar.
00:12:23
Speaker
I have heard something similar to that, yes. the The banking part, not the whole origin 13 or whatnot. Yep, yep, that was on a Friday of the 13th. The Pope at the time, I can't remember his name. I want to say it might have been hilarious, but I can't remember for sure.
00:12:38
Speaker
might have been innocent. not, not important. Knights Templar, Friday the 13th, 1307. It was October 13th, 1307. That was that one. Now three bonus ones in any calendar year.
00:12:52
Speaker
So, so far you are good for seven out of 10. Not bad at all. You've got a 21 points, three more bonus. You're going to get at the perfect score of 30
Jason Voorhees vs. Michael Myers
00:13:02
Speaker
chief kitty diddler, Susan, who dirty birdie.
00:13:06
Speaker
Um, If you want to know the story behind that, I'll tell you afterwards. It's it's pretty funny. So ah one more. ah Here's 11. First bonus question. On any calendar year, what's the maximum number of Friday the 13th that could happen in one any calendar year?
00:13:23
Speaker
Two. Three.
00:13:27
Speaker
So you're good for in eight of 11. Eight of 11. Yeah, I already know there's one bonus question you said I'm not going to get. No, no. I wanted two parts to this one, and it was still only worth three points. so one One point for the state, two points for the actual name.
00:13:46
Speaker
Where is the camp, and what is the name of the camp that originated the Friday the 13th film series?
00:14:01
Speaker
Was it Camp Bloody Night? No, thinking about the original. That was the question. You were just kind of working on it. Yeah.
00:14:14
Speaker
I don't know. I always thought Crystal Lake was just like like Springfield and the Simpsons. There was in no particular place. But I would guess, is it Ohio? i don't I don't know. name of the camp What's the name of the camp for two points?
00:14:28
Speaker
Well, it's Crystal Lake, Camp Crystal Lake. I know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know Camp Crystal Lake, don't know what state it was. Ohio. Good guess. One state away.
00:14:38
Speaker
It's that state up north. Michigan. Really? It was in Michigan. That makes sense. That's why people ah tie in the whole Cenobite. The whole... Oh,
00:14:55
Speaker
Oh, shoot. whatever the The Demonites or whatever out of fucking Army of Darkness. oh Oh, the Deadites. The Deadites. that's ya Jason's supposed to be quote-unquote a Deadite or some shit like that.
00:15:08
Speaker
Sam Raimi from ah Dearborn, Michigan. dear No. No, no, no. Southfield. Southfield, Michigan. There you go. Go blue.
00:15:19
Speaker
and stole it No, not ever. Don't you ever go blue. this Never. Yeah.
00:15:27
Speaker
and that's it Yeah, Michigan. So you got two points for that. So you were running 21. You got 25 for a possible 28 points. Last question for all the Minarbals.
00:15:39
Speaker
It
00:15:44
Speaker
is which Jason Voorhees actor appeared in the most films as Jason Voorhees? Todd Cain.
00:15:55
Speaker
Or Todd fucking Kane Hodder. but Very good. Kane Hodder. Kane Hodder. came on Yes. Good job. So you got 28 out of a possible 30 points for a perfect regular score with a bonus nine. You could have got 39, but 28 ain't bad.
00:16:15
Speaker
I'll take it. You got more points than anyone else last night. My God. What kind of town do you build trivia in
00:16:26
Speaker
Not a town with very smart people. eaten
00:16:31
Speaker
I don't know. I met a lot of smart people when I was up there, but not not at that place during the trivia time. so ah You met interesting folks, though. I did meet some very interesting folks.
00:16:46
Speaker
Absolutely. That was my reindeer game for you, buddy. You did pretty good. I'm happy. I'm proud of you. What's up, Jedi? you doing, man? Jedi, reach out, buddy.
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Hit me up. Exactly. Don't forget, like, share, and subscribe, fuckers, whoever just some dude is. Thank you. Not only that, tell your granny.
00:17:13
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Yes, absolutely. Share us to your granny. i Nine out of ten's granny's approved. i'll tell me ah Tell me we got that in here to put up.
00:17:25
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Oh, I didn't. I i i don't. I can i can i can i can make that happen. Because I sent it. I didn't send it from this from this particular laptop I'm on.
00:17:41
Speaker
But I know what you're talking about.
00:17:44
Speaker
I did make that awesome advertisement. Why I'm bringing that up. I do want to remind everybody that this last Friday of the month is trivia night, of course, and it's what did call it? End of school?
00:18:01
Speaker
Like summer vacation or some shit. School's out.
Horror Movie Reboots and Influences
00:18:04
Speaker
Yeah, so it's like movies are going to be like Fast Time Ridgemont High, Forky, Superbad, what's some other ones?
00:18:14
Speaker
Some Van Wilder. yeah get You get the theme there. You get the theme. I've got one for you for School's Out since you mentioned Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Mm-hmm. What actor made his film debut in that film?
00:18:29
Speaker
And hollywood a Hollywood A-lister. Not then, obviously, it was his first ever role. Also... It wasn't Sean Penn, was it? No, was not Sean Penn's... It was his breakout role, but not his first role.
00:18:44
Speaker
Okay. This was this person's first role, I believe, one speaking line, and it was inconsequential. ah Is not his current acting name.
00:18:59
Speaker
I don't know. i don't know. Credited as Nick Coppola.
00:19:07
Speaker
Francis Ford Coppola? Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Cage. No shit. Francis Ford Coppola's nephew.
00:19:17
Speaker
I need to watch that again because I don't remember seeing him in there. He's one of Spicoli's homeboys. He says one like throwaway line at, I believe, the lunch table.
00:19:29
Speaker
ah Just called Trivia Rutt Night Glick wins because competition doesn't stand a chance. That's because I'm not your competition. oh but However, exactly. ah Nine out of ten grannies.
00:19:43
Speaker
Yes. I love that granny. That granny's got it going on.
00:19:54
Speaker
that is That is from a sketch of grandmas trying weed for the first time. is like back when it was like getting ah becoming recreational legal in Oregon and shit like that. It was around that time.
00:20:06
Speaker
I'll bet you seen it. Hilarious. What is up, Brian? Grandma's boy. He knew it. Mm-hmm.
00:20:17
Speaker
Well, I guess we we're here for some Jason trivia. Not trivia, but just Jason Voorhees and Friday the 13th talk. Let's talk that. Is is Jason Voorhees your slasher?
00:20:31
Speaker
No, my my preferred slasher, oh man. Ooh, that's a toss-up. It's changed over time. As I re-evaluated Freddy Krueger, I chose not to have him as my favorite slasher.
00:20:47
Speaker
but I'm going to have to go with Michael Myers. ah Jason's a second runner-up. Freddy was your favorite? Yeah. yeah What made you change your mind? just out of curiosity curiosity The character himself. like o Who Freddy's origins was.
00:21:04
Speaker
The type of person he is. He was a fucking child rapist. Not fucking cool. Of course, when I first saw that movie, when I was like a young teenager...
00:21:16
Speaker
I wasn't thinking about that. I was just thinking about the whole movie itself, that the entertainment. didn't give two shits about the the origin of Freddy because they didn't dive in detail about it. They kind of just like, oh, he beat kids or was bad to kids or whatever.
00:21:34
Speaker
It wasn't until the very end of the movie the mother finally breaks out and tells him or whatever. But even that, you get the whole story. Yeah. Yeah. It keeps getting a little more delved into as the series goes in.
00:21:47
Speaker
Well, can't remember which one it was, but
Memorable Kills and Moral Implications
00:21:50
Speaker
they, they dubbed Freddy Krueger, the bastard son of a hundred raving maniacs. Yeah. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah.
00:21:57
Speaker
And I want to say, so I mean, I still, I still like the franchise. I still like the franchise for wisely. It's, I mean, he's still a bad guy. He gets this up and coming. mean, that's, that's part of the whole thing.
00:22:09
Speaker
I mean, Does he really keep always coming back? But just like Jason, Jason didn't start off as a supernatural thing, but they evolved him into that as well.
00:22:20
Speaker
Well, Freddie did. ah Michael wasn't.
00:22:25
Speaker
ah You remember we were talking about how they were competing each against each other. When Jason started, Jason wasn't it wasn't a supernatural flick.
00:22:36
Speaker
It was very first original, right? Correct, yeah.
00:22:41
Speaker
But at the end, you didn't think that lent a supernatural slant to it? Remember the very, very end? Yeah. Yes.
00:22:53
Speaker
The girl escapes out into the lake on the little rowboat.
00:22:59
Speaker
And the warped Jason comes down up out of the water and takes her out of the boat. I do remember that. Yes, I do. That does. Okay. Yeah, I see. That does add a a level of supernatural to it.
00:23:14
Speaker
But when that when that movie ended, then there wasn't even talks of a sequel, like a sequel wasn't even like really a thing that they thought they were going to do it that So that was that was sort of like, quote unquote, was that a dream sequence?
00:23:30
Speaker
It was kind of up in the air. So there really wasn't no actual supernatural. It's this essence tied to that scene. Until, of course, the second one comes along. But yeah, okay.
00:23:43
Speaker
But originally, no. It's not really... wasn't um is The sequel really wouldn't wasn't even greenlit at the time. From what I understand.
00:23:54
Speaker
So it was ah it was ah kind of like, okay, dream sequence.
00:24:01
Speaker
It makes me rethink. that There's an old question. How many people did Jason kill on the first Friday of the 13th? Zero. However, at that that last scene, and I guess you don't see him, killer.
00:24:15
Speaker
That is kind of implied now that I think. I kind of forgot about that until just now. Yeah.
00:24:23
Speaker
Mm-hmm.
00:24:28
Speaker
Now, of course, Jason, the the whole continuity of that whole franchise is left up to interpretation because it doesn't keep ah a very accurate or a very consistent consistency. That was redundant, Josh.
00:24:48
Speaker
um But, and even the creators of the movie, because it like changed, it changed distribution hands or or ownership hands between like, i think Paramount, New Line or whatever.
00:25:01
Speaker
So that threw a wrench in the shit.
00:25:07
Speaker
Wasn't part three, wasn't that wasn't that the one where... each plate j I can't remember now. Five, I think you're thinking of.
00:25:19
Speaker
and these two Part five, a new beginning, I want to say.
00:25:24
Speaker
um There was one where it wasn't even quote unquote Jason. it was just some crazy dude. Roy or some shit.
00:25:35
Speaker
Let me I think I have...
00:25:43
Speaker
I don't have a kill scene from that movie. But I do have some kill scenes. I know one of your favorites is the boxing one.
00:25:55
Speaker
That's out of five. That's my favorite kill, yes. And it is part five. It's Friday the 13th, A New Beginning. ah Tommy Jarvis, played by John Shepard, committed to a mental health institution after the events of the final chapter, who was played by, i want to say, ah Corey Feldman.
00:26:12
Speaker
Yeah, Corey Feldman was Tommy
Comparing Slasher Icons
00:26:14
Speaker
Jarvis. So the final chapter grows up constantly afraid Jason will return. Roy Burns uses Jason's persona to become a copycat killer at the halfway home to which Tommy has moved.
00:26:29
Speaker
So there was no Jason in part five. That's the one. Why was I thinking three? Part three is where they introduced his iconic hockey mask.
00:26:41
Speaker
Correct.
00:26:44
Speaker
That's very, very, very, very correct. is He only had a bag in the second one. Accurate. Yep. Matter of fact, do I have? I don't have. I have. I do have. it i So speaking of masks, these are just a few of the pictures that of Jason without his mask.
00:27:03
Speaker
This isn't all of them. There are more of them. Yeah, there's there's there's actually ah fuck a bunch of masks. So this is, of course, a face only a mother could love. bottom Bottom right. That was at the end of the first movie, I believe.
00:27:20
Speaker
Correct. Yes.
00:27:26
Speaker
Can you guess which ones are from the what other movies? Ooh, okay. I'm going to go top right. That is from Jason X. Top right? No, that's from Manhattan.
00:27:44
Speaker
Really? Okay. Bottom left, that is Jason Goes to Hell. Yes. remember i yeah I didn't write these down, but I was looking at it. Top center has got to be Jason X.
00:27:59
Speaker
I think so. That one is Jason. and Top left, that has got to be from ah six. Jason lives.
00:28:19
Speaker
Yes? I don't remember. I had them written down. i don't i I didn't write them down. I forgot which was what. I just pulled the pictures because I wanted to see the yeah show the different... in faces but i do want to play uh michael's favorite jason kilson it's the boxing scene out of what number uh seven jason takes manhattan this one that was number six man i suck at this so this is uh he a
00:29:56
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the fuck He scores!
00:30:10
Speaker
My all-time favorite Jason kill. That boxer looked like you. What's that? I was mistaken. Part eight is Jason takes my net. Okay.
00:30:22
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See, I was still wrong. I was still thinking it was part six. I don't know. I got them mixed up. Part six is Jason Lives. Okay. When's the last time you sat down watched them all consecutively?
00:30:34
Speaker
Seven is The New Blood, and if you bring those faces up again.
00:30:41
Speaker
Seven, New Blood, bottom left. Okay. ah Top left is from part five. no part Ah!
00:30:55
Speaker
Hold on. i just I just had the picture. Stand by. That one is the definitive Jason from part four. They call that the definitive Jason. That's part four.
00:31:06
Speaker
Other than that, yeah, you were right on the other ones.
00:31:11
Speaker
But yeah, part six, Jason lives. That's resurrected Jason. Also known as zombie Jason. Did you know that Jason was was almost not his name.
00:31:25
Speaker
I did not know that. Yeah, and they actually had another name that they were going name him. It was going to be Josh. Josh Voorhees.
00:31:35
Speaker
The screenwriter, Victor, recognized that the name was just going to be a bad idea, and they switched it to Jason. But, yeah, it was going to be Josh. And this is this is an article this is this is an article from so ah written by Richard Fink and Ryan da ryan j J. Downey.
00:31:57
Speaker
So, from a couple years ago. So, what's that? ah Why did they not like ja Joshua? Because it was a biblical name? No, it was... He just realized it just didn't it didn't it didn't have that oomph to it. that Yeah.
00:32:17
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Initially, he just he recognized it just didn't sound like a good name. during the whole production. No one was ever bullied by a Josh. That's not scary at all. Was that what it was? oh Jason's a bully's name. I fuck i have no idea. i'm um um I have no idea how a producer thinks.
00:32:36
Speaker
Other than you want to be in the film, right? Well, you're going to suck it if want to be in the film. Original title was but supposed to be A Long Night at Camp Blood.
00:32:50
Speaker
That's what I was trying to remember. Yep. that is It was too long.
00:32:59
Speaker
Huh. Well, shit. That didn't stop them from making a don't be a menace to society while drinking your juice in the hood. That was a good movie.
00:33:12
Speaker
That was a really good movie. And they also, when they were trying to make, um,
00:33:20
Speaker
Oh, wow. He almost put his mom in Jason X. I want to talk about Jason X because that's a controversial one. I know you're a fan of it, ah ah of the Jason in space, correct? i Loved it.
00:33:34
Speaker
Loved it.
00:33:37
Speaker
I'm not going to lie. I liked it too. and it wasn't I look at it as a standalone from the franchise. It's sort of like There's so many fan-made Jason movies out there that like sort of like put it in that group, that category.
00:33:55
Speaker
So, but it's good. It's ah it's a very good, it's it's it's a good, funny, campy horror movie. You watch it just for that, you won't be disappointed. Well, I kind of liked how ah their future, the people seem to be like the Demolition Man people.
00:34:12
Speaker
Oh, what do you mean? Demolition Man, always, they were like naive. Yes, yes, yes. Okay, yep, yep, yep, exactly. I didn't catch that. You're right.
00:34:27
Speaker
You're absolutely
00:34:33
Speaker
right. I know we're talking Friday the 13th, but just because you swapped out your favorite, did you watch the remake of...
00:34:47
Speaker
Nightmare on Elm Street with Haley? Not Haley, Joel Osment. That's not his name. ah Jackie Earl Haley. I did. and did. What did you think of it? I liked it a lot, actually. It was not the same. It wasn't campy.
00:35:02
Speaker
I liked how it was dark. It was broody. And they really fleshed out that gross person that he was in life. I really liked that. I liked how they they really made it gritty and funky, and they made a real villain.
00:35:19
Speaker
they They made it more realistic. Oh, yeah. Right from the pages of the newspapers. Yeah, I 100% agree with that. I like... and That's why I like it. I don't like it for... I do like... I do like that movie. I wish they would have made at least one more sequel.
00:35:36
Speaker
um It's definitely not... I think... One thing I think people do and they, it ruins reboots is they tried to compare them to the original thinking, Oh, it's supposed to be the same. It's supposed to give me the exact same sort of feeling and entertainment value and and all that, that nostalgia feeling. It's like, ah, sorry, you missed the mark on that.
00:35:56
Speaker
So how you should, that's not how I think I should watch art. Um, Some of these reboots, including that one, I think is that was really good for what it was. An outstanding reimagining.
00:36:09
Speaker
I think nine out of ten fans of the franchise couldn't get past the fact that they didn't ask Robert Englund to reprise the role.
00:36:17
Speaker
Yeah. I think that's the bulk of it. Yeah. I thought Jackie Earl Haley was an outstanding Freddy Krueger. But the way they made that movie, Robert Englund would not have fit in.
00:36:29
Speaker
It wouldn't have worked. Not at the end. The original Freddy or yeah the original freddy was freaky and creepy and spooky and scary. He wasn't really that quip guy, other than like, I'm your boyfriend now, Tina. I'm licking her through the phone.
00:36:44
Speaker
Yeah.
00:36:48
Speaker
No, what I mean is, had robert had they cast Robert England in the reboots, with that same sort of vibe of the movie, it would not have worked.
00:36:59
Speaker
Robert Englund brings... He was a different kind of Freddy. that That fun, goofy Freddy. yeah But again, that stuff didn't really happen until the second, third, and beyond.
00:37:10
Speaker
That first original Freddy was... I mean, I remember I was young when I saw it the first time. Oh, shit. I would have been 11, maybe 12. And ah skinny and scared of everything.
00:37:23
Speaker
ah That movie freaked me out, man. really. I never got that freaked out with horror movies. i always I was a vivid nightmare dreamer too when I was young.
00:37:33
Speaker
I had a lot of nightmares all the time.
00:37:37
Speaker
I don't remember having nightmares as kid at all. I don't remember any of my dreams when I was a child. I have an older sister about 10 years older than me. Loves horror movies. So I was raised on shit that I should have never been watching at that age.
00:37:50
Speaker
Yeah.
00:37:53
Speaker
I have a good reason to be afraid afraid of the dark.
00:37:58
Speaker
and that bitch would put spiders in jars and throw them in my crib when i was a baby oh yeah messed up that is fucked up so jason x one of the memorial memorial memorable deaths from that movie was the lady getting her face frozen nitro oh
00:38:31
Speaker
Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me!
00:39:00
Speaker
Science, bitch. How did he know that that was freezer? and Does he know? Was nitro? Was nitro? It was NOS, whatever that was. a fuck Liquid nitrogen.
00:39:13
Speaker
Liquid nitrogen. Thank you. Thank you. I don't want to say nitro. Liquid nitrogen. i don't know. i think it was in fifth or sixth grade. They had a science dude do a ah talk in our auditorium, and they were throwing...
00:39:26
Speaker
liquid nitrogen out of buckets right down the center of the aisles like if any of us dumb kids would have reached out we could have got splashed for liquid nitrogen but he was proving the point that it goes straight from liquid to gas yeah like instantly well jason was born in 1946 so it's very possible that he does know about it depends on how good of a student he was how old was he when he died 12.
00:39:54
Speaker
You know what? That's a good question. I don't know. But he turns 79 today. Today's his birthday. um My question is, how come that wall was soundproof?
00:40:07
Speaker
that that That dude didn't even hear at all. She hit the glass. She screamed. And he's still just like naive as usual, like you were saying. You said he was born in what year?
00:40:21
Speaker
Oh, he was born in 1946. So he was 11, drowned in 1957. Okay. All right. That's not far off.
00:40:34
Speaker
What year did Jason X take place? Jason X. 300 years. 23 something. twenty twenty three twenty three something
00:40:50
Speaker
2455. Wow. 450 years in the future.
00:40:58
Speaker
Damn.
00:41:02
Speaker
Damn. Jason's still rocking that fucking machete too.
00:41:08
Speaker
So this one this one, this next clip is from part six. This is the paintball scene. I thought it was funny. It's because it's its It's just campy, kind of funny.
00:41:21
Speaker
Sure. Guys, the game's over. You don't know for sure. What about Roy? Nobody's seen him. Of course not. If he hasn't accidentally pelleted himself, I'm sure he's lost. Yeah, well, the game's not over until it's over. Yeah, that's right. Wait a second.
00:41:33
Speaker
What was that? What? Nothing. I could swear I heard something. I'm hungry. Oh, God. quiet. Be quiet.
00:41:55
Speaker
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Help me. Help.
00:42:06
Speaker
Help. Help. Somebody help me. He's going to kill me. I think sun sometimes when I speed it up, makes it funnier. oh Like watching a porno in Fast Forward.
00:42:18
Speaker
bra
00:42:20
Speaker
He pulls up the paintball gun, shoots Jason in the chest. Oh, shit. That didn't work. That was from part six, you said? That was part six, yeah. That was that. I made sure I labeled the videos correctly.
00:42:35
Speaker
I just didn't do the picture frames. like That picture frames was sort of a last minute thing. of o yeah That was the last one with Tommy in it.
00:42:47
Speaker
He was four, five, and six. Okay. Different actors, too. He shows up the graveyard cemetery, tries to like stake him and make sure he's dead forever. I guess he thought he was a vampire. don't know what the hell. And a conveniently timed lightning bolt right just then.
00:43:09
Speaker
and
00:43:16
Speaker
Do lot of relatives growing up that was super superstitious about Friday the 13th? I mean, i can't think of anybody that really was... I don't come from people that are superstitious.
00:43:30
Speaker
We're more just a little stitious. A little stitious. But not superly so.
00:43:40
Speaker
What's the difference? What's a little stitious? Well, like, um I always thought it was, I didn't realize it was superstitions all that much. I always looked at it as like old wives tales.
00:43:51
Speaker
Like, oh, okay all throw some over your shoulder. Okay. This dumb shit like that. And I thought, why? This makes no sense to me whatsoever. This is just another weird religion.
00:44:04
Speaker
Actually, a lot of that stuff kind of does come from like religious practices. Blended over time and you know telephone game throughout so out time as well.
00:44:15
Speaker
Let's pick the... What is it? Ah, shit.
00:44:23
Speaker
Forget it. It's gone. It's got little high. So, the...
00:44:32
Speaker
Apparently, was supposed for it was was meant to represent the voice of Jason... in his mother's head as she embarks on her rampage. In other words, in the first one, when she's embarks on her rampage, the in that is really supposed to be kill.
00:44:53
Speaker
It's Jason in her head telling her to kill basically is where that whole kill kill kill mom ma mom mom something like that. Yeah.
00:45:04
Speaker
Yep. supposed to be that of a child voice. Are you double checking these? as i ah I was just, i never heard that before. yeah Actually, I'm going to drop the link. This is actually from movie web.
00:45:19
Speaker
going to drop the link in the comments or actually I'm to put it in the description that way Anybody can go through and check it out. Yo. Oh, I can't, I can't edit right now.
00:45:35
Speaker
Edit right now. I should be able to edit right now. Bummer, dude. oh Created by Henry Manfredini. Harry Manfredini. The sound created by Harry Manfredini is a core part of the Friday the 13th soundscape.
00:45:48
Speaker
It's meant to evoke the chilling words, kill her mommy.
00:45:54
Speaker
ma ah That was the wrong link I meant to do.
00:46:01
Speaker
Go ahead. I'm listening to you. Yeah. yeah over is I never knew that. That's interesting. And again, i don't know if it's changed through the years, but always sounded like ha ha ha, like breathing.
00:46:17
Speaker
I always thought the same thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like he's going through the woods.
00:46:24
Speaker
Catching his breath. Yeah, that's interesting. I didn't catch that. I did not know that.
00:46:33
Speaker
what did I do? That's not what I meant to do. Oh, no.
00:46:47
Speaker
I like Michael Myers a lot, too. You do or you don't? do I liked him but more. Again, there was a supernatural slant to the dude, but at the same time, he was mostly kind of normal, just really quiet and creepy and one time like well Michael Myers started off not supernatural it depends on if you believe dr. Loomis or not it started off I don't know that that dr. Loomis starts talking to Jamie Lee Curtis I believe or maybe it was the sheriff
00:47:25
Speaker
And he says, I tried to treat him for years. He never said a single word. And all I can tell you is his eyes are black, black as anything. And there's nothing behind them. There's nothing behind those eyes.
00:47:37
Speaker
It's just looking into those eyes is looking into pure evil. he's According to Dr. Loomis, he's just plain evil incarnate. There's no helping him. There's no saving him. doing anything for him.
00:47:49
Speaker
Interesting. Just a straight up freaking psychopath.
00:47:56
Speaker
Just like Jason.
00:47:59
Speaker
But he wasn't a psychopath. ah Jason? Yeah. ah You know, I think if you look at both them, I think both of them come from trauma.
00:48:13
Speaker
If you look at
00:48:17
Speaker
Jason. I don't recall Michael Myers being a traumatized child. yeah i i thought they played I thought they played it like he was neglected though.
00:48:29
Speaker
hey His parents were, you know i think he had he was from a broken home. i think He only had a mom. She was always out working. and so His older sister always babysat him, but she was always neglectful of him. and Because the boyfriend was old.
00:48:45
Speaker
Yeah. yeah Not like trauma as in like for instance, Jason Voorhees, the backstory is his father was an abuser And his is mom snapped and killed his father with the machete.
00:49:02
Speaker
Huh. Yeah, that's the backstory. There's actually some fan-made films that you can find on YouTube. i actually got one. got a... Where is it?
00:49:14
Speaker
I do got a Bluetooth of one from... Oh, someone sent me last year. A previous host and I did a Discussion with him.
00:49:28
Speaker
Roseblood. A Friday the 13th fan film. um
00:49:36
Speaker
How do you recommend it? You can find this on YouTube. Show the cover real quick.
00:49:46
Speaker
Pretty dope. There's a lot of good Friday the 13th fan films out there to check out. What is that noise? Listen, listen.
00:50:05
Speaker
because that's the original theme. And again, it sounds ch-ch.
00:50:11
Speaker
I don't catch the M. I don't i don't catch the M sound. It's ch-ch-ch. Yeah, I know. Just the way it's, yeah. I don't know. Maybe i think it's one of those things where we hear what we want to hear even though it's not that, quote unquote.
00:50:30
Speaker
That's Vondesk, yeah. over I think the reason i always liked Jason over Michael Myers is Jason was like said as the movies progressed camp here and camp here and goof here and goof here whereas Michael Myers was always real intense man there was a did John Carpenter set the tone in those first two moments I believe he did the first two the original two and that was it and really liked how the second one picked up moments after Loomis shoots him at the end of the first one oops spoiler alert
00:51:03
Speaker
It's right. It's only been 40 years. think we're okay.
00:51:08
Speaker
But I felt compelled to watch all the way to the last on those. Like, I quit watching Friday the 13th after Jason X. I don't think I watched Jason Goes to Hell, but I might have.
00:51:19
Speaker
I just don't recall it. Probably with a group of people, and we just weren't paying attention. We were probably fooling around instead of watching the movie, if you know what i mean. Yeah.
00:51:29
Speaker
Freddy vs. Jason I had to watch. Just because. i mean Two of the biggest slasher icons ever going toe to toe. i
00:51:41
Speaker
Jason vs. Freddy. so for before i want Before I talk about that one. I do have the fight scene between them. I do want to watch it.
00:51:52
Speaker
I have. I hate to love this movie. And I love to hate this movie. Hey, go ahead. Before we do this, can we take a really fast break so I can watch this? I got to go do some drops for my mom.
00:52:06
Speaker
Yeah, apps absolutely. Let me grab. ah Absolutely. it's a good idea. Let's take a quick break. Three minutes is all I really need. Three minutes. um I'll give you four minutes and 13 seconds.
00:52:17
Speaker
Okay.
00:52:47
Speaker
I'm blowing the smoke
00:53:31
Speaker
Find yourself soaring from the old bloated trees Looking like Spanish moths in the good old southern breeze
00:54:42
Speaker
Don't mess with voodoo Don't be lurking round and by You'll find yourself someplace that you don't want to But honey, I told you, honey, told you
00:55:20
Speaker
Cause old Death's doll and find yourself swinging from the open cold trees Looking like Spanish knots in the good old Southern breeze
00:55:52
Speaker
Oh, you're nothing but scum and your planet woke up wild Six and oh, you're gonna be done Put up the fight, you raise the trump of your life
00:56:30
Speaker
All right. What's up?
00:56:34
Speaker
Gave Sue a quick call. She's on her way up to the mountain. up so Up the mountain. Go tell it to the mountain. Her dad's a beautiful spread, man. It's a lot up in kind of the middle of nowhere. It's sort of just one little neighborhood of just little offbeat log cabins and other little spot on, man. It's a beautiful place he's got up there.
00:56:57
Speaker
But it is ah kind of in the middle of nowhere. But it's not far from the, since it's a horror night, not far from the hotel that Stephen King stayed that was his inspiration to write The Shining.
00:57:11
Speaker
Oh, interesting. He lives in Allen's Park. That's down in Estes Park. and Okay. It's like a half or a of the way down the mountain from his place.
00:57:24
Speaker
It's beautiful. Love Colorado. i've a I've been there a couple times. I had a friend that used to live there. i went and visited her decades ago.
00:57:35
Speaker
So, so, so long ago. Late 90s. ah Colorado Springs. was Colorado Springs. But I've driven i've driven through there couple times. You should have.
00:57:46
Speaker
You didn't go to the Air Force Academy there? No. no i No, I wasn't an officer. I was an enlisted. I went to but boot camp in Texas. yeah to and Tech school in Texas. Yeah.
00:57:58
Speaker
That's a beautiful building, man. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, I've seen pictures. I mean, I'm familiar with the Academy. How it looks and stuff. Yes. ah When we left off, we were about to go into Jason X. I was going to play.
00:58:15
Speaker
No, wasn't Jason X. Freddy versus Jason. Before we go there. Yeah. We were going to Freddy versus Jason. Excellent. yeah But i wanted I wanted to play the um the scene first and then just rap about it for a moment.
00:58:29
Speaker
It's time to put this bad dog to sleep. For God!
00:58:57
Speaker
welcome to mine
00:59:12
Speaker
for your thoughts, Chief! Oh, scared! Tilted!
00:59:46
Speaker
Why won't you die? Come on, come on!
01:00:05
Speaker
come on
01:00:15
Speaker
So what you think?
01:00:19
Speaker
It shows how Freddie's got like an almost God-like power inside the dream realm. And Jason is, i mean, you can kind of tell he's an 11-year-old.
01:00:35
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. He doesn't know any better than just keep going at it, keep going at it keep going at it. Just don't stop because it's always worked in the past. And I'm not going to lie, I don't remember who came out on top of Freddy vs. Jason.
01:00:48
Speaker
Didn't they both end up losing and getting drugged down to hell, both of them? Basically, yeah. Basically, but I think ultimately Freddy won, I think. I mean, but let's okay, let's take, let's take the besides that movie, you pit Freddy vs. Jason.
01:01:03
Speaker
um
01:01:07
Speaker
Let's say their powers exist, in the but they're in the in the real world fighting just fighting each other. like, Freddy still has, like, he can still, i don't know, it doesn't work.
01:01:17
Speaker
Like, how can you pit both of them together and a quote-unquote fair fight? because um Somehow they drug Jason into the dream realm.
01:01:28
Speaker
I don't recall. I remember that. I remember Freddy invading his dream in order to reanimate him, basically, so he could put the fear back in the kids to make the kids fear him again, or Something along those lines.
01:01:46
Speaker
But to put them in a fight against each other to see who would win, i guess it all depends on where the fight is and who has the advantage. In the dream realm, I mean, again, Freddy is basically a god.
01:02:01
Speaker
He is easily tricked, however. i don't know about that. mean, teenagers keep beating him. You know how dumb they are. Yeah. so Well, he's his hubris gets the better of him. Well, again,
01:02:12
Speaker
When you do what you do the way you do it, it's hard not to think you're the shit. true Whereas Jason is just a relentless, like that was the part that always killed me, right?
01:02:23
Speaker
They'd be running from him in the woods and looking back and stumbling and this, that, and the other thing. And he's just taking long stride, measured steps, just constantly. He doesn't run. He doesn't saunter.
01:02:33
Speaker
He walks with purpose and he chases you down just because he doesn't trip. He doesn't fall. He doesn't stumble. He's, a killing machine. That's what he does. He's there for blood.
01:02:46
Speaker
Yeah, that's why I'm... I think ultimately Freddie has the upper hand just because he's more cognitively there. If that makes sense.
01:02:59
Speaker
But, okay, look at it like this. Let's say you've got a 200-pound wrestler versus a 140-pound boxer. boxer With distance and range, even though it's way, way, way outweighed, that boxer, as long as he dodges and weaves, can technically win that fight.
01:03:18
Speaker
However, if that wrestler snatches that 140-pounder, and I'm using those weights based on Jason versus Freddie's size. Jason's 225, 230 anyway.
01:03:29
Speaker
And then Robert Englund is a slim little fella. He's not that tall either. He's not even six feet, I don't think. If Freddie gets a hold of... Jason gets a hold of Freddie, he's just going to twist him up like a pretzel and break him.
01:03:42
Speaker
In the real world. that like outside the yeah outside Outside the dream world, absolutely. Jason would wreck fucking Freddy. Absolutely.
01:03:53
Speaker
But it also seems like whether it's dreams or not, Jason just doesn't know any better to quit. He's like me. He's too dumb to be afraid. He doesn't understand that so it's ah not necessarily losing proposition, but it's like, okay, you just had this thing dropped on you from the ceiling.
01:04:09
Speaker
And it didn't seem to really phase him. I mean, it only really had an arm sticking out in his head and he still snatched him. Freddy's as long as jason yes Jason seems to be unstoppable, whereas Freddy has vulnerabilities.
01:04:25
Speaker
Hmm.
01:04:27
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Well, apparently. Water is a vulnerability vulnerability that Jason is is is met with in that scene. And I don't ever remember in the entire Jason franchise them ever alluding that he's afraid of water.
01:04:43
Speaker
Ever. Like, understand he drowned in water. I understand where they're getting that from. But if you look at the movie, like, he's been in the water, like, killing people and all that sort shit. Like, he never, he was never scared of it. He's never made like, oh, I can't get away. I have to stay away from the water. He's never had He's never made that that sort of aversion.
01:05:08
Speaker
Well, in part six, they chained him up and threw him at the bottom of the lake. Yeah. but that was the new back Jason lives or whatever it was. Jason returns.
01:05:22
Speaker
And then in seven, the new blood, there's a houseboat, I think, on the lake. And he comes on the houseboat from the lake. And it doesn't to be affecting his ability to kill.
01:05:34
Speaker
being on that boat. Yeah, that's what I didn't get about that part. And I didn't remember until, of course, I was watching that fight scene earlier when I downloaded it. I'm like, why is scared of water in this scene? Wait, that doesn't make sense. He's never been scared of water.
01:05:50
Speaker
It's like they added that little plot fix in there just for just for that movie. And I get that, but I think it's it's it's outside. just think it's dumb.
01:06:03
Speaker
I think it's a dumb plot point. but and the undead fear nothing exactly yeah exactly again unless the court but then again then again technically this is in Jason's head in his dream state as an 11 year old boy maybe in that subconscious layer he does show fear i don't know I was taking that somewhere similarly in my mind but again
01:06:34
Speaker
It seems like he never matured past 11 since he died there. But then i started thinking about it. well maybe he is maturing somewhat in his undeath. Because he's not an 11-year-old boy.
01:06:46
Speaker
Unless he's baby fucking Huey. I don't know if he's the 11-year-old. It's dwarf me. And I'm not a small guy. He's an 11-year-old water ultimate water baby.
01:06:59
Speaker
andndrra
01:07:01
Speaker
um the ultimate water baby He swelled up.
01:07:06
Speaker
But again, that was just kind of the thing about Jason. He has no, he grunts here and there. ah He has kind of, you know, made sounds of pain or whatever when he gets a machete in the shoulder or something like that.
01:07:21
Speaker
But at end of the day, he just doesn't, it doesn't stop him. He doesn't quit. He just, he's there for that. Okay. that that I think this is a movie that we'll never get to see. But what if?
01:07:35
Speaker
What if? Freddy. Not Freddy, I'm sorry. Not Freddy. We're keeping this in IRL, not Dream World. When I say IRL, I mean fictional IRL. Same as Dream World, right?
01:07:48
Speaker
But ah Jason versus Michael, one-on-one. like They both have a ah similar sort of stalk their prey.
01:07:59
Speaker
you know, and silently. They don't run, but they're there. You know what I mean? They're both brutal killers. But oh there is a cognition in Michael Myers. Like he, he's more cunning. He'll stalk the prey, right?
01:08:17
Speaker
And that, like, he'll be in the house and you see, like, his silhouette or something while the person's in there and you're just on pins and needles waiting to see what happens. He doesn't always make the move because sometimes it's not the right time.
01:08:29
Speaker
Does that make sense? Yeah, no, he's more methodical. Again, there's cognition. Yeah. It's just an arrow pointed at a target.
01:08:42
Speaker
He's a hammer. Yeah. Jason's a hammer. ah Yeah, yeah, and everything's a nail. Yeah, michael Michael swings a big hammer, but he picks his nail at the right time.
01:08:54
Speaker
And his thought there was also that family blood bond or whatever that kind of drove his storyline as well. Because he was after the Strahd, the Strodes. Yeah. Yeah.
01:09:07
Speaker
Yeah. yeah Because, again, I think it's all because he felt abandoned and neglected by his family.
01:09:15
Speaker
That's my impression of Michael's issues. Did you freeze? No. No.
01:09:23
Speaker
Yeah, smart, smart and no, yeah. Smart and strategic. That's exactly right. yeah Use a strategery. Yeah.
01:09:34
Speaker
So, all right. but who But who do you think would win?
01:09:39
Speaker
Yeah. Because, I mean, okay, so the each, I mean, prior to the fight, or, I mean, yeah, they have their own tactics or whatnot, but we're talking about Michael versus Jason.
01:09:52
Speaker
The The prey, the tactics, is are they're face-to-face in the ring, ready to go fist-to-cups or machete to butcher knife, whatever. So was the only reason Michael Myers would have to tangle with Jason is if Jason was beelining toward one of, like, say, Laurie, Laurie Strode.
01:10:13
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That's his kill, and he's not going to let him have that kill. like Like Jason versus Freddy, they had to invent reasons to make them have to fight because they were trying to use... where' you try Let's say... get rid of jason if if you if you need If you need an origin backstory, let's say ah Laura Strauss took her daughter and her friends camping out at abandoned Camp Crystal Lake and boom, and that's how they run into each other.
01:10:42
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It's a long trip for a camping because they're from Illinois. I don't and don't care. not man i gotta i think I got to go with Jason on that one just because, again, Michael Myers has like a... Like Loomis says, that he's just evil incarnate. He just doesn't have feelings.
01:11:02
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He's an uncaring monster that just has to kill. But again, it's more focused. And he's...
01:11:12
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nigh indestructible. I mean, they've done so much on him. He's been shot so many times and it just doesn't seem to bother him. But again, I mean, there's real, there are real life ah instances where people can do stuff like that, you know, like feel no pain, put the pain ah away, just shelled it and they can just do extraordinary things. But that's a pretty rare thing.
01:11:33
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Anyway, that's not supernatural so much. Mind over matter type thing.
01:11:39
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You got like, adrenaline rush coming in and all sorts of things. Yeah. All right. I'm, I would have to go see, I would have to go with Michael. Um, I don't think Michael would kill Jason. i don't even think Jason could kill Michael. I think because the supernatural but blah, blah, blah.
01:11:57
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I just think Michael is because he's more cunning, uh, more strategic, more methodical. I think you would get the upper hand on Jason. So I, if, if Jason got, if Jason got the first hit in, if he,
01:12:11
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If he landed the first punch, he'd probably control from the beginning. But I think Michael's more, I
01:12:20
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think he's got it. But again, Jason's already dead. It's like, how do you kill that which has no life? That's why I like Jason X. It was like, you know, they realized he just kept coming back. So they put him in stasis. It just like froze him, you know?
01:12:38
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oo or whatever. And that made sense. you know that's We can't get rid of him. He just keeps coming back. doesn't matter what we do to him. He keeps coming back. because I like the litany of different ways they tried to execute him in that film film, if you remember correctly.
01:12:51
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He was ah electrocuted so many times, ah firing squads so many times, he just wouldn't stay down. I don't even know that Myers has that much staying power. But again, i mean he's taken bullet, bullet, bullet, bullet.
01:13:05
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But at the end of the day, a machete deep in the neck, he's going to bleed out. He should have bled out from those bullet wounds, though. I don't know. I don't know, man. It's a tough call. It's a tough call. But I think leaning forward I'm leaning toward that indomitability of Jason.
01:13:21
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Fair enough. Okay. Yeah, I guess ah guess if time was a thing, Jason would probably win all the time. And if I remember correctly, Michael Myers was also straight up strangled people.
01:13:36
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Yeah, I don't think he'd be able to get Jason strangled. i That wouldn't be effective at all. Well, again, I mean, it's almost like you have to, like, ah what was that, The Last Witch Hunter or something like that with terrible Vin Diesel in it?
01:13:50
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They took the Queen Witch or whatever in the 1100s and cut her head off and her arms and legs and torso and buried them all in different parts of the world. That's about the only way you're going to stop Jason.
01:14:01
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Otherwise, he just keeps coming back somehow. Hmm. Fair enough. All right. You're on Jason's side. I'm on Michael's. Fair enough.
01:14:12
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but out of Out of the two, again, i think I liked Jason more just because, i don't know. He was first, I think. He was before Michael Myers, but I'm not 100%. Yeah.
01:14:24
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The original Halloween, I think, was 1982, I think. And I'm i'm ah huge fan of ah of, oh, my God, the director. Help me out.
01:14:37
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of uh you're talking um john carpenter was the original halloween also the thing and a bunch of other iconic horror movies he did they live on carpenter's awesome the thing they yeah they live is a great one the thing i have not even that's a great fucking movie damn that's a great movie john carpenter uh and he does the music for almost all of his movies, ah my all-time favorite John Carpenter flick is by far, without a doubt, In the Mouth of Madness.
01:15:14
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I don't think I've seen that one. That is a lot. click dude ah Sam Neill plays in it, and Jurgen Prochnow, who was awesome in every role, ah plays the main antagonist.
01:15:31
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And it's just a far-out-there movie, man. It's like... it's it's It's sort of like Lovecraftian in nature. It's o wild.
01:15:42
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Wild. All right. All right. I'll have to check that out.
01:15:48
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So I got ah got a couple of memorable kill scenes that I scrolled away for us for tonight. The next one.
01:16:00
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It's labeled Jason versus Muggers. This is the way it's labeled on YouTube videos. I don't understand why it's labeled that. i think I think whoever labeled it this way is stupid. It's just a couple punk kids sitting on the side of the fucking sidewalk.
01:16:15
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Sure, they could be loitering. They might be staking out some old lady to fucking mug her purse. I don't know. But they're not in the act of mugging when this happens. But it's funny.
01:16:27
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There's actually no death scene. It's just a funny scene.
01:16:35
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You're dead meat, slime bag. man, it's cool. It's cool, man. It's cool.
01:16:44
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dead meat going pe
01:16:55
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man it's cool this is cool man it's cool
01:17:05
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Another cool thing about that that ah segment was the song that was playing on a june bo then then the boombox. um I don't know who sings it, act to but the lyrics.
01:17:18
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It's about U.S. Steel, ah the crack epidemic. ah Just in that little part, the the kids are a representation of, like, 80s gang in the street, sort of like.
01:17:32
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I don't know if people know this, but the a lot of the horror movies from the 80s was a commentary on the culture at the time. During the Reagan years, especially. I don't know if you picked up on that on that song.
01:17:45
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Yeah, if the hookers don't get you, then the crack where the crack don't get you. Yep, yep, yep. Motley Crue's Wild Side. it was That's who it was.
01:17:57
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no No, no, no. it wasn't Motley Crue. God, who sings that? No. Same same same kind of ah feel. It's a big commentary on Society Wild Side. Okay.
01:18:08
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Okay.
01:18:10
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I'll figure it out. I'll find out who sings it because I want to listen to the whole thing. Or it might have just been just for that segment. Now, let's break that one down for a second.
01:18:23
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What, the that the Manhattan being the worst? No. Oh, the Manhattan is the worst movie of all, for sure. It was dumb. It was a dumb premise.
01:18:34
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And again, I mean. Kind of why it was funny. So many cops in New York. Especially in Manhattan. this Yeah, this was the 80s, though.
01:18:47
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there was even more cop well no it was after the 70s uh there was the whole strike and then they had a bunch of money problems and there might not have been as many cops on the yeah they might have been focused in other parts of new york that wasn't the affluent side what made jason decide to unmask for those boys versus just throttling every last one of them i don't know that's a very good question in that moment he had the the clarity of like oh i don't need to kill these punks i can just scare them and they'll run away i don't know give them the beetle juice
01:19:26
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i don't know but you're right you're absolutely that's kind of out of place out of character me because it was in the middle of new york the clarity of thought to be like well and don't want to attract the attention of the popo don't want 50 on my case here in manhattan
01:19:42
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Ooh, I wonder if that that's that possible. That's deep, though. It's silly. I think it was just another way to camp it up a little bit. But again, even though it is the worst of all the movies, in my opinion, even even five was better than that. It wasn't even Jason. It was still there.
01:20:01
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But I liked how that kid tried to box him on the roof. He already did it. That's my all-time favorite Jason kill. Just... take your best shot, man.
01:20:12
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He knocks his fucking head off.
01:20:16
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It just cracks me up. And again, I mean, the kid's just throwing punch after punch into his hockey mask. It's like, oh yeah.
01:20:24
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Now, I'm going play, though I got one more death, memorable death by by yeah by Jason. And this, this kill scene, I think is just a good kill scene. It's like,
01:20:38
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Like watching glorious bastards, watching Nazis get killed. This is the part where Jason kills the guy is about to rape the woman in the alley. So, like, i mean, good kill scene.
01:20:54
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okay There's that drug, intravenous drug reference. there's that drug and intravenous drug reference
01:21:09
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It's your parade, Princess. It can be smooth, it can be rough. It's your choice. Come on, baby. Lay it back and enjoy it. You got me in love.
01:21:23
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I forgot my money, Holmes.
01:21:39
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for you
01:21:41
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yeah
01:21:45
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Well, to be fair, it follows his kill pattern. These raucous kids are about to have some sex and he's putting drugs in drugs.
01:22:00
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Silly.
01:22:02
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Now, i don't I didn't watch... It's been a while since I've seen that movie, and i don't remember the whole scene, if she dies or not, but I just thought it was... ah It's a good scene. It was one of his better kills, in my opinion, when it comes for moral reasons.
01:22:20
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It was probably his most... at his spot It was probably his most ethical kill.
01:22:26
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ah Dan Cummins, the comedian I turned you on to, well, tried to anyway, he does a bit about how... Be careful when you're out and you're drinking because you could hurt somebody or even kill somebody or worse, you get a DUI.
01:22:41
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Oh, those those words perfectly because he said every time you get a DUI, it's a terrible thing. But not every person a drunk driver kills is a good person. Once in a while, there's a, you know, a kid touch or something like that in there. and like ah i' Give him a high five and a medal.
01:22:58
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That's a good point. That's silly, but yeah. Can you join the cast? Oh, we're about, we're about 10 to 15 minutes of, of in time there, Brian.
01:23:09
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Sorry, my friend.
01:23:13
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He had a lot to say about these movies. That's too bad. I know. I know. It was, it's a timing thing. So what is, uh, what is your favorite Friday the 13th movie?
01:23:25
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Besides the, uh, The man had one. I got to go with that. I'm going to say the unpopular thing. I loved Jason X because it was so damn ridiculous and it was so goofy.
01:23:39
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And it just, i don't know it
01:23:42
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Every character has an obvious progression. Yeah. Jason, like a billionaire, has done everything he needed to do on Earth. So now put him on a pinochet rocket and get him out there in space and let's fuck some shit up.
01:23:56
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and Okay. i I have to agree with you. i think and that the entire The foolishness of it just was so laughable. I think that's why Jason X Goes to Space is a good movie.
01:24:12
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Again, i look at it outside of the franchise and and in that light, it stands alone in all its glory.
01:24:23
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Yeah, the sleeping bag kill on the holodeck. I remember that very well. I don't even like calling it Jason 10. No. is just I mean, it's Jason X. I know that's supposed to be 10, but like, I don't like calling it 10 because it's outside the franchise for me. I know it's supposed to be in the franchise. but For me, it's outside.
01:24:45
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Well, technically it is kind of outside the franchise, right? Because Jason went to hell. There was Jason.
01:24:55
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Part eight. Jason goes to I think it is. No, 8th is Jason Takes Manhattan. Hold on, let me go back to my list here. I got a... Yeah. ah had I had that list up and I restarted my computer prior to popping up in the studio and forgot to reload it.
01:25:13
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That's good. Here we go. In order. Now, ah the final Friday. Jason Goes to Hell, the final Friday. That would have been part 9. Part 9. Brian gets the It's the golden ticket there, buddy.
01:25:27
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He had it. Yeah, he seems to really love these movies. I remember them, but only marginally. I kind of outgrew the slasher thing. I want something new and different. Like ah my favorite horror movie in recent years, and it's kind of old now, was a Cabin in the Woods, man. I did not see that movie coming.
01:25:45
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I had no idea it was going that place. And it was awesomely awesome. It was so fun to watch. I've watched it a bunch of times, knowing that the twist. And it was just and a neat movie, the way it unfolded. and it just asked so many questions that ended up answering themselves in the most satisfying way. I loved it.
01:26:04
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Is that the one where the stoner dude in the movie has this fucking travel coffee cup that turns into a bong? Yes, he does. That is a great movie.
01:26:15
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And i want that coffee cup. But I haven't seen it. it is it is That movie does go where you don't think it's going to I need to watch it again. It's been so long since I've seen almost positive.
01:26:27
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One of the male leads was Thor. Chris Hemsworth.
01:26:34
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Almost positive.
01:26:39
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I'm going to see that movie again. The 2009 remake of Friday the 13th. What did you think that one? That was Rob Zombie, I believe. I liked it. I like Rob Zombie. I like when he does stuff.
01:26:51
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I... A lot of people gave that his his Michael Myers franchise shit, but I thought it was good. I thought it was a... The ending was a little... But I got it. It was his.
01:27:03
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um I liked the new Jason.
Cabin in the Woods Discussion
01:27:05
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I i thought they were going to do a sequel, but I guess it fizzled out. But I don't know. I think it's um it's it's a good one.
01:27:14
Speaker
It's a good one. stands It stands well on its own. I liked it. I liked it. I liked both remakes. I thought that ah it was a fresh new start to a classic.
01:27:29
Speaker
Apparently, Cabin in the Woods isn't just a movie, but it's also a series. <unk>s Really? Yeah. What year was that movie?
01:27:39
Speaker
2011. didn't realize it was that old. two thousand and eleven i didn't realize it was that old i didn't either why you would think chris hemsworth yep chris hemsworth fran kranz was your stoner buddy yep oh i forgot sigrini weaver was in that shit mike uh bradley whitford he was great in it he's great in everything i love that guy great character actor brad bradley whitford he was the uh the antagonist in uh billy madison okay
01:28:18
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And yeah, it's fantastic. It's fantastic. I did not see that movie coming. I don't... When I go to see a ah movie or or if I really want to watch a movie, I try to avoid too much information. Yeah.
01:28:29
Speaker
But I was like, yeah what the hell? It's late. I got nothing better to do. I'm high as shit. I'll watch this weird horror movie. And I did not realize just how cool and interesting and original that story was going to be.
01:28:43
Speaker
I was pleasantly shocked and it was really good.
01:28:48
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Yes, it were.
Underrated Movies and Horror Critiques
01:28:50
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Just like 13 Ghosts. Love that movie.
01:28:56
Speaker
That is a movie that didn't get um the credit that it got. like it's It's totally an underrated movie. It's an awesome flick. It is creepy as fuck.
01:29:09
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The cast is good. it actually it got i i'm not I'm not one of those guys, oh, I don't jump in movies. You can't scare me. I'll get scared. not like i'm not easy scared that movie made me jump a few times the creepiness of it got to yeah just i don't the way it was done and uh i'm a fan of masthew lillard i don't care it awesome i like masthew lillard period i've always liked him ever since i saw him in slc and then uh what was that other one hackers those two movies
01:29:45
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Those two movies ingrained him into my fandom forever. till Until he lets me down, which I don't think is going Matthew Lillard's a cool person.
01:29:57
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What is up, Brittany? How's it going?
01:30:02
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It's good movie. But that's kind of like pretty much it for Friday the 13th, man. Rap about some Jason Verhees.
01:30:15
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version before we break out do you have a favorite i do i like the second one um because it that's like when they bring jason in as the killer and my runner-up is uh jason versus jason versus freddie um because don't know what you're sorry for because you're late um Because it's outside of the box. It's something different. It's something... it was It was one of those movies that you were, as a horror fan growing up watching both of them, you were always anticipating them finally doing. when they finally made it Like, yes!
01:30:57
Speaker
But it could have been so much better. But it's still really good ah for what it is. So it's definitely one one of one of my top ones up there. Yep.
01:31:11
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Outside of Friday the 13th, do you have a favorite slasher slash horror flick? was, uh, I was, uh,
01:31:28
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Terrifier. Right now, I'm, I'm digging the Terrifier because it's fresh, it's up to date, it's something new. But with, but with like,
01:31:40
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some like ah nostalgia in there as well houses thousand corpses great movie but it's not really a slasher it's it's a it's a gore it's a gore fest you're gonna be wrong but it's not a slasher slasher victim me for me is like a single entity kind of like you're freddy or jason or michael or terrifier uh
01:32:09
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Oh, what's another one? um See, I wouldn't even consider a leprechaun a slasher flick.
01:32:18
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I wouldn't consider leprechaun a flick. Leprechaun was a terrible, terrible mistake. it um it It was the foundation of Jennifer Anderson's career, so it was good for something.
01:32:33
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was part two. Widely considered the worst movie ever made. I have to disagree. I think the worst movie ever made was... Oh, man. It's called... ah ah Wolf Creek.
01:32:50
Speaker
Wolf Creek, I'm pretty sure. Is that the one from Australia? The Australian Blair Witch Project. That's the worst movie. Blair Witch, the second worst movie, in my opinion. Hated it. The sequel absolutely fucking was wretched.
01:33:06
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It was dumb. It was like you didn't even do a sequel right.
01:33:12
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like it like it was it was like It was a good demonstration of what a sequel should not be.
Fear of Clowns and Irrational Fears
01:33:21
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It should have just been its own fucking story. Yeah, I'll give you that. Not everything needs to be sequelized. Change the characters, change the setting, make a new movie. It was so stupid that it's so fucking good.
01:33:35
Speaker
Killer Clowns from Outer Space. Awesomely bad. Yes. Awesomely that. And the great thing about it was the practical effects of the clowns. Fuck. I actually have a t-shirt. I gotta find it. I gotta dig that out. I love that movie.
01:33:48
Speaker
I like that t-shirt too. I always liked that movie, Killer Clowns. I don't It always tickled my funny bone. It was just funny. It was campy and just weird and just Like, who makes stuff like this? i light like People who make stuff like that, it's like, I like your brains.
01:34:03
Speaker
Because your brain's probably just awesome. That person probably read the weird factoid that I think it's in the top four. I believe top four fears in the United States, anyway, of clowns. Top four.
01:34:17
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Interesting. Hmm. People scare fucking clowns. Yeah, man. I mean, terrified clowns.
01:34:27
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She's called Colrophobia. Col, C-O-U-L. Colrophobia. she's got She probably still writes letters to John Wayne Gacy. How common is the no definitive prevalence rate considered a relatively common phobia?
01:34:43
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A significant push on the population is where it's some level of fear or unease around clowns.
01:34:49
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Well, that's it. Let's say one in a hundred children, one in ten adults. I don't know, man. I know a lot of adults and a lot of them are terrified of clowns. I mean, terrified of clowns.
01:35:03
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I got no, I have no aversions to clowns. and I don't have an aversion to much of anything. I mean, uh, put me in a room with a venomous snake. Yeah.
01:35:14
Speaker
I'm going to have a healthy, fearful respect of that snake. I'm not going to get close to it and try to kiss it like the Cobra kissing weirdos. But at the end of the day, I don't have a natural fear of anything. like i had ah Growing up, I had an irrational fear of spiders.
01:35:29
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And i overcame it. It was because of my sister. She had to throw spiders in the damn crib with me in a fucking jar. I
01:35:41
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was terrified of spiders. ah want I want to fill this question real quick. I'm going to go through the weekly lineup. And then we're going to slowly get out of here. um Who had it worse? Johnny Depp and Freddy or Kevin Bacon and Jason?
01:36:01
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I don't. I remember Johnny Depp's kill scene. I remember Bacon being in Jason, but I don't remember his kill scene. so I'm going to have to with Johnny Depp.
01:36:12
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I don't remember his kill either. It was the original. Bacon was in the original. ah Bacon was in the original. Johnny Depp was in the original. He was, i think he was the the bed kill.
01:36:27
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One of the bed kills. um Impaled by an arrow through the neck. Kevin Bacon? Yeah. History of the R-rated franchise. Okay. God, I should have.
01:36:39
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I should have. I kind of wish would have found those kill scenes. Those would have been awesome. Which one did they make in The third one, right? you talking about Freddy?
01:36:49
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I think that was... No, Friday the 13th had a 3D version. Oh, not sure. All I know is toward the end, he shoots a ah harpoon gun.
01:37:01
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And that thing flooding came right out of the screen. I remember that very clearly. andve I've got whiplash trying to dodge that damn thing. That's one the best ever 3D moments I can recall, other than Jaws three d When they blew it up at the end and all the pieces, parts of the shark were floating out toward us in the audience. That was pretty cool.
01:37:20
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Or a but yeah freddie goes when Freddy dies and the end of that one is 3D with the bricks and and the fucking, not just at the end, but due during throughout the movie, the fucking demon things that ah come up from hell that possessed them or whatever. They show those flying around in 3D.
01:37:41
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It was when Freddy goes to hell. I'm looking at how many Fridays are in this month.
01:37:50
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Because, what it, say 13th?
01:37:55
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Next week is um what's coming but coming soon. So it'll be July's trailers next week. So look forward to that. It'll be for July.
01:38:10
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Correct, it will be for July. think there's some trailers on that you definitely want to watch. I know you're looking forward to There's one for sure for July, and that is... You're probably not excited for it at all. Fantastic Four.
01:38:27
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Okay, you know what I am excited for now? And I told you this last night, and it hit social media today. I want to take a moment to talk about it. Spaceballs fucking two.
01:38:38
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When you sent me that, i was like, oh, I cannot believe he's falling for this. There's no way. There's no It's real. It's real. I can't believe it. I can't believe If Moranis is back, it's that is real.
01:38:50
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But I haven't seen anything confirming Moranis is back. I saw something today when he was talking Ryan Reynolds about it. Ryan Reynolds and him was talking about something. I don't know. But yes, baseball stew is a thing.
01:39:03
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And yes. He has been in a role since before his wife died. And here's the thing, I understand how all this fake trailers and fake movies coming up is a thing on social media. I get that. So when I first saw it, I was i was a little skeptical and I did dig into it.
01:39:23
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And this is literally from Mel Brooks' own fucking mouth. So yeah, it's a big thing. Like the internet is definitely blowing up about it. It's legit. Now...
01:39:35
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It's not supposed to come out until like 2027. Yeah. yeah So we still got like a year and a half at least until we see it. Probably two. So. But I am looking forward to it.
01:39:47
Speaker
Dude. So, so much. And it's not until next month in July. But there's one coming out. Two. Two movies coming out in August. I am dying to see. And i remember I just now remembered I was supposed to upload something to Patreon.
01:40:02
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That Glick wanted me to. And I totally forgot what that was. So I will get that up soon as I remember what that was. I'll let you guys know. But still, go check out our Patreon.
Excitement for Spaceballs 2
01:40:12
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Because this past Tuesday, Glick and I had a convo with some of the guys from the movie ah ah The Devil in the Daylong Brothers.
01:40:23
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So you can check that out from this past Tuesday. You can also check out on page Patreon, if you pay. Michael and I watched that movie and did a little watch party. which Michael and I is going to be doing another one here soon when we figure out what movie we want to watch.
01:40:39
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yeah Yep, yep.
01:40:42
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Don't forget to check us out tomorrow night for Nonsensical Nonsensical Nonsense Open Door Challenge. My gosh, my brain is fried today. ah Real quick, I confirm something.
01:40:56
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Yeah, go for it. Rick Moranis' last live-action movie role was in 1997's Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves. ah He was a voice actor in Brother Bear and its sequel. He is returning to acting for the first time in over 20 years in the upcoming Spaceballs 2.
01:41:14
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Affirmation right there, guys. Dark Helmet is back. Lord Helmet. Real quick, Spaceballs, what's your favorite line in the movie? You have one? Oh, my God. I'd have to watch that again. But one that pops up is going ludicrous or going plaid.
01:41:31
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ah We've gone plaid, sir. That's not bad. And the radars are jammed. How are they jammed? With grape jelly or something. Raspberry. Raspberry. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is about it.
01:41:44
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Colonel Sanders, President Scrooge, and Dark Helmet all slide down the steps to hit the stop button.
01:41:51
Speaker
Sanders says, out of order? Fuck! I don't know why that cracks me up every time. It kills me. I cannot not laugh at that line. I don't know what it Well, I know what movie we're watching for our watch party.
01:42:05
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Spaceballs. I would love to do that. And this will be a this will be a recorded one. it won't be live. So, I will... my material is open only I will open this up to the other hosts of the network. This will be a network thing. so we'll have to fucking...
01:42:20
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schedule a time so we'll all fucking watch that movie cut up about and fucking upload that shit on fucking patreon that'd be great yes it was the exclusive blooper reel from the devil in the daylight thank you i have to find that send it to me oh it's in the email i know where it's at now that's what it was that's why it's an exclusive that was sent to us thanks yeah so i will get that up there this weekend i'll let you guys know um Again, saturday Saturday, I think in the morning-ish, noon-ish time. I think there's some wrestling talk in the morning.
01:42:58
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Maybe not. I can't. I know it's every other Saturday. course, Saturday night, nonsensical nonsense, open-door challenge. Monday, freaking Wally's back Mondays and Thursdays, so catch him for Speedway's Speedway talk on, like, Motorsports on Monday, and then Reptile talk on Thursdays.
01:43:20
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Cold-Blood Conversations. Tuesdays, you catch Glickhouse of Music. I don't know if he has a guest this week. I don't think he does. I think he's going to just going through some catalog music that we got and playing new pieces. There might a special guest on Tuesday just throwing it out there. There might be.
01:43:40
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Okay. things Things will change. And, of course, Wednesday, um we're doing this Wild Card Wednesdays. which this past Wednesday was freaking wild. i sat there and watched it. It was hilarious.
01:43:54
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very bad
01:43:57
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I thought it was funny. i said I said, I was sitting there watching Michael bust chops and it was funny. I sat there and watched Brittany freaking quip back and it was hilarious. It was some fun times watching that shit.
01:44:12
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So yes. And Glick, Glick, he was like, I don't know what to do. I'm getting my balls busted over here. At least he was there for it. I like it when he's there. I did not get him speechless this time, however.
01:44:24
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What's that? I did not get him speechless this time around. That was great. The time I got him speechless, he had to walk away, almost spit, talk, and everything.
01:44:33
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And then, of course, Thursday night, again, i already said, we have Cold Blood Conversations with Wally.
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01:44:42
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And then, of course, Friday, you are back here.
01:44:45
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Nonsense to chill again. We're doing trailers next week. Yeah, absolutely. And I'm going to throw in, I think I'm going to do an impromptu sometime here next, probably next week.
01:44:56
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I don't know what day or what time, but yeah, i do a little banter with blazing, maybe download some controversial videos that i want to chit chat about to myself. I don't know.
01:45:07
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Might be a solo ride on that one. But yes, um anything else we got for Mike? ah Just keep the red stuff on the inside.
01:45:18
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Look down at the grass. Don't feed it. And whatever you do, keep your chin up. Don't go toes up. And bring your own fucking popcorn.
01:45:37
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