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Nonsensical Nonsense: Glick's House of Tards
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Drop your socks and grab your cocks its Saturday night fockers!!!
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Technical Difficulties and Show Setup
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Yes.
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What?
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were make that fucking show i
00:03:16
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I better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue is topped off, and my helmet's on tight, baby. We're about to riz them with a tism. Let's get with it. Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
Solo Show Challenges and Humor
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I got the buttons to work. It's just a normal Saturday night where shit don't fucking work when it's supposed to work. It is what it is. What up, everybody? You sons of bitches. It is Saturday night. You know what that means. It's a little nonsensical.
00:03:47
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Nonsense. Apparently a show I host by myself, which is cool because I don't need anybody. No, I'm just kidding. The show would actually suck by yourself. I'd give it an hour and I'd be like, fuck you guys. I'm done. I'm going to go do something else.
00:04:02
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No. But anywho, y'all, if you're not already, go ahead and follow us.
Social Media Promotions and Issues
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Check us out. Facebook, Instagram, X, TikTok, all them bullshits. ah Shows are live on Facebook, YouTube, and sometimes Twitch.
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I don't know. Apparently, ah the title for tonight's show is invalid on Twitch, so they're theyre having a they're having a fit over there. Let's see if this just works. ah Fuck Twitch anyways. I'm not really that big of a fan of it.
00:04:39
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But, We are on Twitch, and you can listen anytime, anyplace, wherever you listen to podcasts at. All at the Nonsensical Network, or you can simply go to bio.link slash Nonsensical Network, and all of them social media links be there.
00:04:56
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They be there. of course, it'll also be scrolling right down there at to the bottom of your screen all night. Bio.link slash Nonsensical Network.
Engagement with Audience and Personal Updates
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And don't forget, ladies and gentlemen, as always...
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Nine out of ten grannies approve. I'm just saying. We are. We are number one amongst the grannies. Anywho, what's going on? I said y'all the chatterbox before the show even started. Appreciate y'all being there.
00:05:25
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Wally and Blaze. Tranchula. Happy birthday to you, girl. Hopefully you had a good good day yesterday.
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I know I'm a day late, and I did and i knew I was going to be a day late because I knew we were doing the show tonight.
Procrastination and Daily Life
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So,
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ah what's going on with you, Zampios? I feel you on the edge. I really do, in all honesty. I have been busy as hell all day to day.
00:06:06
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You are welcome, young lady. I've been busy as hell all day today. I had a bunch of shit around here that I needed to get done. And
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I procrastinated a little bit this morning because I got on the Xbox to watch some TV and I discovered that the that the Robocop game was added to the Ultimate Game Pass.
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And I was like, hell yeah. About to play some RoboCop.
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And that distracted me for about an hour and a half, almost those two hours. And i was like, nope, turn it off. Get your shit done. So I got all my shit done. I had fuck ton of shit around this house that I had to do.
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And rocked it all out. And I'm good to go now.
Plans for Leisure and Work Reflections
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Yesterday started at 5 a.m. m and ended at 2. Jesus Christ, bro. What the hell?
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I'm really going to expect you to start three and a half hours after you get off work. but God damn, son. That's some good money, man. hopefully hopefully that is Hopefully that is some good money that's gonna be going to be into your wallet.
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And you're not working for free. Because those are some long motherfucking days right there, son. loaned it I probably did more work today than I did all week at work.
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If I'm being 100% honest with you. but
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Oh, shit. Yeah. Old track action, man. Little trackity track action.
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Yeah.
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But it's done for the most part. I got a little bit more laundry to do. But it's done. And then I get to tomorrow. I'll have all day where I don't have to do anything. And the kids are not here.
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So I can just sit around and be easy sack of shit. excuse me. Be an easy sack of shit and play video games all day. Actually, I'm hoping it's a little i'm hoping it's not as hot out tomorrow.
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I'm either going to just enjoy some patio time because I got the patio all cleaned up today, or I might go to the beach. I don't know. Maybe I'll actually get out of the house for a change to tomorrow.
Content Creation Control and Network Management
00:08:51
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I'll do whatever the fuck I want. It's my goddamn show.
00:08:57
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My show, my network, I make the motherfucking rules. Sudden American Flat Track Motorcycle Races And then we had to get stuff all torn down so we can do Jesus, man.
00:09:10
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You got to stay busy. Plus, off-road races on top of everything. damn.
00:09:19
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Calm down. No, you're on it. Blazing. Blazing. that was for That was one night and one night only that he got those credentials. Yeah.
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We all know who daddy is around here. sure isn't Michael. I'll tell you that much. He's losing a delusional state.
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I am daddy. um
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But yeah, nonetheless,
Guest Highlights and Future Plans
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i don't know. we'll figure out something. But I do want to say shout out this week, man. This week we had some cool guests on the shows. Tuesday night I had Walker Tex out of Ireland. He was actually a lot of phones.
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And I was trying to download his... Oh, there it is. and i'd Now, see, now you got me yawning. You should have just let it go, but no.
00:10:16
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You couldn't let it go. um I was trying to download be earlier his reimagination of country roads and... My laptop was giving me fits, so I wasn't able to get it. But nonetheless, checking him out. Walker text music. He's on all the social medias.
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We had a good time hanging out and talking all things music. And then Wednesday on wild card Wednesday, we got to hang out with the dad bod veteran.
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Pretty famous guy from TikTok and social media and doing Gen X takeover stuff. comedy stand-up tour.
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So I'm hoping to actually maybe, maybe see them when they're in Cincy. It's only a couple hour drive down, so if I have the money, I might drive down there and check them out.
00:11:13
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But check out the Dad Bod Veteran. I'm sure most of you guys, if you don't know who he is by name, when you look him up, you're going to oh, yeah, I know that guy because he's literally fucking everywhere at the end of the day.
00:11:29
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Tis the C's. Hey, man. Like I said, I would imagine you'd make pretty good money this time of year, though, bro.
00:11:41
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Getting our OG on. What is that?
Creative Thought Process and Projects
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What up, motherfucker? So I do have one more project that I got to do in the house, but I am so much closer to it. Ooh. Actually...
00:12:02
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Yeah, Smithers. I'm going to do what I was originally going to do with this bullshit. All right. I know what I'm doing. Never mind. Side note. Yeah, squirrel. Squirrel.
00:12:14
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When we're here, we're family. Calm down, Vin Diesel.
00:12:21
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Did you show everyone who knew? thought I downloaded it. I don't. I don't. I think I sent it to Blaze. I can't remember. I don't have it downloaded. I'd have to find I keep forgetting to upload it.
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But I have it, and I like it. I dig it. I dig it. It's dope. I just got to get it uploaded. Maybe if I take a break or something. Okay,
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Brittany.
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ah
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and
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I do have it on my phone and I've been meaning to, I got to shoot it to my laptop.
Personal Changes and Exploration
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oh Nobody wants to grab your tiny cock. Calm down, Cletus.
00:13:21
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Yeah. You're going to go up. You're going to go up and see if they're at Mesa. I want to check them out. I think, I think I like, I like Mr. Professor. and like Nick. Uh, he's pretty cool. Hey man, it's not like I don't have anything else I'm doing over here.
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Um, I don't think I've heard of the two ladies that are on the tour. i may have, again, the names, I don't, they don't sound familiar, but it could be one of those things where it's like, oh yeah, yeaha yeah, yeah,
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I know who those are, but I do know, um, I know, I do know Mr. Professor. I like him. I like him a lot. I've been watching his videos for a long time. So, I think you for sure. Am I for sure what?
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But I think I'm going to try to drive down there and check them out.
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I think it'll be a good time. And,
Work Challenges and Achievements
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you know, I don't even need to. I don't even need. I'll just go.
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um Hell yeah. awesome I'll probably be going by myself. but but
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it's a yeah It's less than a month away.
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So if I go, if I go, yeah, I'll probably be going by myself.
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But we'll see. We'll find out. We'll see what's up.
00:15:05
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Hell no. You know how much cheaper it'll be to go by myself?
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Yeah. You know how much cheaper it'll be?
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i mean, not unless by some miracle, my girlfriend's here by then, but ah which would be amazing.
00:15:34
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But, yeah, no. um Plus, like I said, Cincinnati is like a two-hour drive. Be bopped down there. Depending upon what I get out of the show, maybe go ahead and drive home for the night. So i wouldn't even have to get a hotel.
00:15:50
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I could just turn around drive back home.
00:15:57
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And that's an easy two-hour drive. Just straight down 71. See ya. you see ye Straight out 70 to 71 and straight down. Because I believe, if memory serves me correct, the hard rock sits right off of the interstate. so But, nonetheless.
00:16:25
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Tell me what time my shows are, you psychopath. I already know. Been doing shit for four years. yeah
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Yeah, exactly. So it'll I don't know what time the show starts or anything like that. So that'll be the – I got to look at their calendar. That'll be the determining factor if i if I try to get a hotel or if I try if i drive back home after the show.
00:16:49
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So – but, no, it was a good time. We we had fun hanging out with them. I had a great time with Walker Tex this week. And then Blaze and Michael were doing – ah Upcoming movies last night. I see a little bit of that.
00:17:10
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i I don't know. what While he was doing some motorsports, I think while he was back this week, I seen him pop up a couple times.
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So it looks like while he's got himself back on schedule. Yeah, I got to pop in. I popped in for a few minutes. I was i was a little busy last night.
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So I didn't... I'll watch the replay. i usually usually watch everybody's replays. gives me something to throw on, like... When I'm doing shit around the house, like I can't stop going.
00:17:50
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Oh, what the fuck? What the fuck? Shut your whore mouth. You can sit there in the chatterbox... yeah And time out until you can learn to mind your business.
00:18:01
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Don't tell me when my shows start. ah real tired of you people telling me what I should or shouldn't do around here. Or telling me how things work around.
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Just because you make up magical numbers don't mean it's fucking true.
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Brittany with two T's.
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And then you told me I was wrong.
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You asked me a question that you didn't have the answer for. and then when I gave you the answer, you told me I was wrong. am the keeper of the link. I will drop the
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link when I'm ready.
00:18:59
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i am the keeper of the link i will drop the link when i'm ready
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I know. briity
00:19:17
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You think throwing insults and hurling insults at me will get to the link any faster? don't have time for shenanigans and bullshit and fuckery.
00:19:29
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I hate this new layout. I really, truly do. That, uh,
00:19:35
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That StreamYard did. They got everything all monkey-fucked around. I definitely don't like it for the where we have our videos and shit at.
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But,
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anywhoies. It's Saturday night, you filthy bitches. That means the door is open, but not for Brittany. She's in timeout.
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but So let me drop that link one time.
Light-hearted Banter on Personalities and Relationships
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DJ Glick in the house, dropping that link. Boom. If you guys want to come up and jump on the panel, you are more than welcome to jump in and hang out on the panel.
00:20:14
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Johnny Bones has not made an appearance tonight. I hope he's okay. I haven't seen him since last weekend. I don't think I have seen him since last weekend. Jesus Christ, why do you come in so hot and obnoxiously?
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Like, bong, right in my ear. Now you're just sitting back and sitting. You're a bitch. What's
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that? I don't know who you're about. What happened? Did you pierce your face hole?
00:20:51
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I pierced my dang face hole. What did you do that for? don't got bored.
00:20:58
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You know what? I ain't even mad at that answer. I've always wanted it It's really bruised and swollen right now, though. I was going to say, your lip looks like a looks like more more like you got punched in the face. and Did you have a professional do it, or did you do it?
00:21:12
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Yeah, of course I did. so so Oh, well, I say that, but I did pierce my own nose. though You're right. You're not wrong.
00:21:23
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That is a safe question to ask.
00:21:28
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Yeah, another trick, too. Step is shut, too. gonna go back to her and get my nipples pierced.
00:21:35
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There's just some things I don't want to hear or need to know about.
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but now you do. and Now I know. Thanks. Oh, thank you, Angel.
00:21:54
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I like the little, like, how it goes through the lip. I just can't wait for the extra trick to Extra, extracurricular activities.
Workplace Dynamics and Training Challenges
00:22:06
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I get it. Ow, it hurts.
00:22:10
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um Well, okay then.
00:22:14
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You're such a slur. I know. How's ah how how's ah how's ah you and your new boo thing?
00:22:25
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I already moved on to another dick. Because I'm a slur. I wouldn't even say that. sort but but I all the... Because there have been a ah few that have been trying to hit me up. And I'm just like, I'm not about it. I'm not wanting that right now. on.
00:22:46
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Move on.
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move on
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Trying take care of myself. I can't take care of
00:23:00
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myself. I have You can barely take care of yourself. Come on. Excuse me? You don't know my life.
00:23:11
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Unfortunately, I know a little bit more about your life than I want to. True.
00:23:20
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What you been up to, stranger? I'm working my butt off. Yeah, yeah, basically. That's it. um Had some babysitting and birthday parties do.
00:23:37
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This last week was fucking hell. Had so many people to train and like literally everybody quits after like the first day or the first week.
00:23:48
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So it's so annoying to have to like train the people over and over again. It's fucking up. Well, yeah, because you guys work in a fucking sweatshop that's 400 degrees and they're like, you get no fans.
00:24:02
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No fans for you. Well, and I mean, and we get shit ass pay. I mean, I got a reason. so I know all about that shit ass pay. That's what I said. You guys get what you fucking pay for out of me.
00:24:17
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Don't expect any of the more. Well, I did do more and I ended up getting a raise after a month, which you're supposed to wait after a year. So. shit
00:24:30
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we all know what more, we all know what, what extra work you did. Extracurricular activities. No, that's not the case. I tried, know, with my feet, I took my boots off and everything.
00:24:47
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Did you show them that you could work with your hand feet? I could do work. I could put myself together. They're like, okay, we'll give you more money.
00:25:00
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Yeah. I'm one person and I can do twice the work over here. Oh my God. No, that's like I that bike.
00:25:10
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oh my god no that's a yeah like i said a by by job, they they they get what they pay me for. And that's about it. that i And I don't feel bad for it. I don't feel bad for it.
00:25:23
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Well, there's this, like, don't know how else to say it, but dykey girl that just started working. Manly looking. And I'm like, hell yeah, she's starting on our line where we are. i was like, she got this. She's going stick around.
00:25:39
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Nah. The laziest bitch complaining ever. And like I was telling her hurry up a little bit. And then the girl, Amy, that I work with, she's smaller than me, like shorter and smaller. And she's stuck around for like a year.
00:25:53
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And this chick didn't do it. We're like telling her to hurry up, you know, a little bit more. been here for a week. You should know what you're doing a little bit. And she just fucking said, nah, screw this. I'm out. Fucking walked out. Now, I'm not, I'm not saying the work's not hard.
00:26:13
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So don't think I'm saying that. There we go. i got that It's really not that hard. It isn't. It's just the heat I get. So, I mean, it's an easy job. Especially where I'm at.
00:26:25
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That, you know, basically almost anybody could do. Almost anything. I mean, it is it is heavy work. like But like what she was doing was easy as fuck.
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Like, I'm lifting shit.
Workplace Conditions and Successes
00:26:46
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burning my hands off why are you burning your hands off because i get the shelves from when it goes in the painting and then goes into the kiln thing to like it's like 450 degree fucking room that heats up and dries the paint and then comes straight out of there to me so the cabinets are like fucking hot as balls when i get them did you get a are you on a new spot because weren't you a On your knees playing with rods a couple weeks ago?
00:27:17
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Well, I've been switching around a lot and I've been training to do quality control and oh, well that was also Costco. That's a whole separate area that I work in on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
00:27:30
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Yeah, I do a lot of shit and that's why I got a raise. I was going to say, yeah if you're doing all that extra stuff and you're trained across the board on different different areas, yeah, you should have a raise.
00:27:43
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That's what said. You get what you pay for. then You get what you pay for in life. Yep. If I work somewhere and they pay me shit, well, they, I mean, I do quality work, but I'm not going to work that hard.
00:27:55
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Yeah. I started to slack off a little bit because like I did come up with this really good idea for shit to be easier and a more efficient. And I was like, you know what? Fuck it. If you're not going to pay me more, then I'm not going to work harder.
00:28:12
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Straight up. So they they paid me more. but Yeah. So sometimes you have to fight for it too. Some, like a lot of people in there are just too dumb. They're just dumb.
00:28:26
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It is where I live too though. You are in PA. I mean, yeah's not but there's not much hope for the people in PA. All of PA. it's it's yeah It's basically the entire state has got extra chromosomes.
00:28:42
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It has one good thing in it. This bitch. I mean, calm down. Mediocre at best. ah Slightly above mediocre. silent like a sh Slightly. Slightly above. Alright,
00:29:06
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right let's take a shot. Let's get more interesting. Okay. What are you shotting on tonight? What you think?
00:29:17
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The teeters. The what? Teets. The teets. Okay. Teetops. And orange juice.
00:29:28
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Isn't that a screwdriver? Screwdriver, yeah. Yeah. I was like, what is it? I almost thought that. What is it, a hammer? I said that Phillips head.
00:29:39
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Yeah. and Is it a crescent ridge? but
00:29:46
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I've never had Tito's. I know everybody swears by it, but I've never had it. It's just more expensive. It tastes better, too.
00:29:57
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I don't
Work-Life Balance and Workplace Humor
00:30:00
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know. I switched to Volpka instead of whiskey. I'll drink whiskey in there. don't
00:30:12
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know, man. I don't drink any. I love vodka. Don't give me your own. My problem with Bacca is that son of a bitch will sneak right up on you. I can, man. ja Yeah.
00:30:27
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yeah You drink an entire bottle of it and you're like, I don't feel shit. This is some weak-ass liquor. And then at Roundhouse kicks you like it's Chuck Norris. here hey Yep, there it is. Now I'm fucked up.
00:30:43
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See you guys next week. Especially if it's like mixed Especially if it's mixed drinks. i use I like just to take a shot and have a chaser.
00:30:57
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I feel like it's easier for me to control it that way. i mean, it's essentially the same thing as having a mixed drink. Kind of. Because it depends on the bartender, because you don't know really like how much they're actually putting in there.
00:31:13
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Yeah, but I mean, going to say, instead of having an eight-ounce glass that has an ounce of alcohol in it that you're mixing or whatever, an ounce and a half, you're you know, if you're taking a shot, what's a shot? An ounce or two?
00:31:27
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ah You're definitely getting more alcohol per shot than you're getting in a drink, I think.
00:31:35
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I don't know. I've got a shot glass out there. Well, sometimes that's why said it depends on the bartender because sometimes they'll just like over pour it in the shot. Oh, you'll let it pour. Yeah.
00:31:46
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don't know. I've got a shot glass out there that's like 12 ounces. so I was drinking out of it last because I was trying to figure out because it says eight ounces, but then there's still like that much of the cost. I was like, how much does this actually hold?
00:32:01
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A hunch to 10. I forget. I used to know all the freaking numbers. I bartended for like a tiny bit when I was 19, when I wasn't supposed to be bartending.
00:32:14
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No. This
00:32:19
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place up here offered me a bartending job. of like, look, if you need a guy to pour drafts, open be grab beers from the cooler, or do shots, I am your guy.
00:32:30
Speaker
I will do that all night long. But making fancy drinks. Yeah, but when and it comes to making mixed drinks, you're going to get what I give you at the end of the day. you i want I want vodka, Red Bull, and peppermint schnapps. You can have vodka and Red Bull.
00:32:45
Speaker
With peppermint schnapps. I don't know. People drink weird shit. Yeah. Have you heard some of them? I do like a green tea shot or like blowjob. They're good too.
00:32:58
Speaker
Ooh. Ooh. I think it's called mini beer. It literally looks like a little mini glass of beer. Yeah, they put yeah i said that to yeah they'll put like a little like cream top, like a little whipped cream. for the Yeah, I've done those before. They're pretty good.
00:33:16
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like yeah there's one that's got like There's one that's called like a lemon drop or something like that. it's got like Yeah, I like lemon drops. They'll fuck you up. And grape bombs.
00:33:27
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They'll fuck you up too. Shh. That's the goal of shots is to fuck you up. I guess. All right, let's go. The sun's still out. Gun's still out.
00:33:39
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Sun's out, guns out. Easy. Easy. i don't do shots of anything except for beer.
00:33:47
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Have you ever played Landmines?
00:33:51
Speaker
I've never even heard it. It's a drinking game.
00:33:55
Speaker
I don't think I've ever even heard of it. You have like empty beer cans on the table. And you spin something. coin maybe, i think. Wow, I got really fucked up when I played this game.
00:34:10
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And like if you hit a beer can, you have to drink. Oh, and then.
00:34:16
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That's not even the game I wanted to tell you about. Oh, shots a minute.
00:34:24
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ah I haven't heard of that one. and now you have you have to You have to take a shot of beer every minute. Okay, that sounds... It sounds difficult, but like... I mean, it doesn't sound hard, but it is actually pretty difficult. You know what mean. Were you pre-gaming before you came up here? Were already fucked up before you came up here? Nice. I had to lube myself up, you know?
00:34:55
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Get ready for the show. tell but I feel bad you. You know I have to say it a weird way. that I feel bad for you if you have to do all that extra work.
00:35:09
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but Well, you make me dry, Good. Good. What is going on with my phone? yeah fuck fast good what is going on on my phone It is over here losing its fucking mind.
00:35:27
Speaker
She's been gone all week. Take care shit. but She's been up in Michigan. Who? My housemate, Courtney and her son.
00:35:40
Speaker
She's a hottie. She's got a nice ass, too. That's a trip from where you guys up to where you guys are up to Michigan, isn't it? um Yeah, a little bit. She's really up there.
00:35:55
Speaker
Man, I should hook you up with her. I don't need hooked up. I'm off the market. Oh, yeah, that's right. I totally agree. I'm not surprised. Yeah.
00:36:07
Speaker
No, I'm um yeah i am off the market. Hopefully for good.
00:36:15
Speaker
Gosh, there are some things that I want to talk to you about that I don't really want to say live. well I almost did.
00:36:27
Speaker
was going to say, it's not like you don't know how to get a hold of me outside of the lot. Yeah, I know. And it's like not even about anybody you know, but they might be watching, so. Oh, I don't give a fuck who's watching.
Social Media Management and Self-Expression
00:36:39
Speaker
Yeah.
00:36:42
Speaker
Yeah. I don't care. I don't care. People are allowed to watch. I love the people who hate watching, like, like Your fucking podcast is stupid. Like last week when you guys had blah, blah, blah, that was lame. Well, thank you for watching since you hate it so much. You still gave us some views, bro.
00:37:00
Speaker
thank Thank you for the views and the numbers and the stats. Appreciate that, you jackass. You're not hurting us at all.
00:37:12
Speaker
right Right. I love how people go out of their way to just like insult you. was like, dude, I don't care. but but Yeah. Can't believe you drank so much.
00:37:25
Speaker
but Oh, no. I can't believe you watched that long. I can't believe you watched that long to see how much I drank. i know, right? like That's crazy. I don't
00:37:38
Speaker
know. Whatever. Hey, you know what? What was it? Chris Rock that said if you got haters, you're doing it right. Exactly. Was it him? Chris Rocker.
00:37:50
Speaker
Or was it Cat Lutz? I do like that. feel like it was Cat Lutz. No, I don't care. All my social media is all open and stuff because I don't i don't care what people look at. You are welcome to look and see. ain't doing anything wrong.
00:38:07
Speaker
ain't doing anything wrong. I ain't doing nothing wrong. I'm just over here. L-I-B-I-N. Living.
00:38:20
Speaker
and That's what I say. I talk to strangers all the time. That sounds so weird. You're going to wind up on the back of a milk carton, Brittany. I don't know. I would have been by now if I was supposed to. But no, like I'm nice to people. I talk to people. I'm very
00:38:44
Speaker
Brittany. I don't fucking know.
00:38:47
Speaker
Very Brittany, huh? Where was he going with that? have idea. i was just going to flounder around with that. I was like trying to tell people about the
00:39:03
Speaker
about the and shit like And if they say anything like hurtful.
00:39:13
Speaker
don't give fuck. Hurtful. well people go out of their way to say like dumbass shit to make themselves feel better like okay you do you I don't I just said I liked your shirt but okay if you want to be a dick about it
00:39:34
Speaker
I don't you know yeah I like people think it's so weird how friendly am just like oh have a nice like yeah and I was saying like, I'm alive.
00:39:47
Speaker
That's where I was going with it. That's where I was going with it. That was the whole point of the story i was saying I'm alive. That's what I tell people when they ask me, what how are you doing? I say, I'm alive.
00:39:58
Speaker
I'm alive. Okay, I figured it out. Living the dream. Another day in paradise. Yeah, basically. right, I'm trying to post this and share this so people can watch me be stupid.
00:40:14
Speaker
No, yeah, i don't I don't care who watches or who has anything bad to say or who looks at my social media. Because usually nine times out of ten, the the most defensive people out there the or or people that get get the most upset about situations are usually the ones with guilty consciences.
00:40:39
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
00:40:42
Speaker
but have to over They have to over justify why they're right in a situation and go yeah above and beyond and trying to make sure that everybody knows that they're not the bad guy or whatever. It's just like, it just looks dumb because you got to go overcompensating. for like what It's like when a guy says he has a big dick, but it's really little.
00:41:10
Speaker
Do guys really say that just right? Like I say joking a around, but like, do guys really say that? And they're serious. I like, ah no, but no guys talk to me because they're trying to hook up with me, you know, but definitely and most definitely.
00:41:26
Speaker
I've even had a chick who I thought she had bigger titties.
Life Changes and Online Interactions
00:41:29
Speaker
And when she went down, like, There was tissues falling out and, like, water things. I'm like, come on, false advertisement. Yeah, don't even get me started on women these days. Between the makeup and the filters. Yeah, makeup.
00:41:42
Speaker
And filters. I stop wearing makeup and shit like that. Because, like, yeah. Well, wear stuff on my eyes just a little bit. I mean, i'm guilty i'm I'm guilty of using filters, too. But it's just lighting. It doesn't make me Oh, yeah.
00:41:57
Speaker
Sometimes, like well, most of the time, I literally just pick a random one. So you can get me here with the like a filter that makes me look pretty, or you can get me one that looks like I'm a fucking raccoon.
00:42:08
Speaker
Who knows? Yeah. No, it's usually just like Shane. just click on one. I don't think I look any different. Not only that, but I'm also on this goddamn network doing three shows a week. So it's like, I can't use no filter here. Yeah. probably could. I just haven't figured out how to do it yeah
00:42:25
Speaker
Yeah, you probably should. I probably should. I want to get a filter that makes me bald and no beard. Who you to look good for? Nobody. oh I said I want to get a filter that makes me look bald and has my and no beard and come on here one night and just see what happens.
00:42:42
Speaker
You shouldn't have even said that live. Let's just say it. I already know what I look like bald. Apparently I look like a penis in witness protection. don't even know if I've seen you without your hat on.
00:42:54
Speaker
Yeah, you've seen me wear my hat off every time I get a haircut. Usually the first few weeks after a haircut. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. That's true. Yeah. Some people don't realize that I have hair. But I do. I got... It was like Tuesday tuesday night, I was... ah I was had Walker on and I took my hat off for minute. He's like, oh, shit, you do got hair under there.
00:43:17
Speaker
Yep. Quite a bit. Quite bit. Quite a lot of it. Do you put it up in like, do you put a ponytail in it? Yeah.
00:43:30
Speaker
Usually most of the time when I get out of the shower and I'm just serious sitting here around the house or like after I get it cut, even now, I mean, there's been days at work that I have it in a ponytail. Yeah. I never do the man button though. Yeah.
00:43:42
Speaker
I never do a man button. It's just straight. Not the. Yeah. It's like a little. I used to have to do it because, um like I said before, the reason I have this haircut and I've had it for so long, Hey, I like it.
00:43:56
Speaker
But, um, when I started working at Orkin, I had really long hair and my hair was just fully grown out all along. And they said, I wasn't allowed to have long hair. So I found a loophole in the system and got this style that I have now.
00:44:09
Speaker
And then I would just put in a man bun and put it underneath my hat. And they didn't, they didn't, they thought I was bald for several years. And then I showed up at a meeting one day and I had lost my hat on a job and they're like,
00:44:20
Speaker
Oh, shit, you have hair clicking me. I've always had hair well usually, like, when guys wear hats all the time, they're either bald or balding. or they... not it's It's most of the time.
00:44:33
Speaker
Like, the majority of dudes. Not this guy. You're, like, just a small percentage of... I think it's, like, 25% of dudes that just wear hats and still have nice hair.
00:44:44
Speaker
And my new boo thing, he's one of them. He has thick-ass motherfuckers who wears hats all the time. Oh, and he might be watching right now. I don't know. I was talking about you last night.
00:44:56
Speaker
i was talking about you last night because was like, just wait until Glick sees a picture of you. Because he has, well, already told you, he has two stripes right there too.
00:45:07
Speaker
ah he dyes his beard as well? No, that's what I was telling him. i was like, but you don't dye yours, unlike Glick. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he thought I was serious. He was like, what?
00:45:18
Speaker
That's so freaking lame. Like, he actually dies. I was like, no, I was just kidding. I'm going to have to beat up your boo thing because he thinks I'm lame and he's over there talking shit. Sorry, boo thing. Just so you know. No, he just misunderstood me.
00:45:31
Speaker
Imagine that somebody misunderstood. but but Are you sure he misunderstood you you or you misunderstood yourself and you got confused and did the Britney. It probably mixture of both. We did the Britney fade out. Right before, so. Did the Britney fade out while you were talking. Yo, he's worse than I am. You have no clue.
00:45:52
Speaker
I don't think so. I'm like, what the fuck? Is that English? but You should understand him because that's what you do to us.
00:46:05
Speaker
Yeah, we're just saying something. Yeah. I hope he is watching. um Maybe he is. as you say i know I know my girl is watching. So she watches in the background.
00:46:17
Speaker
I'm your sister-in-law. but bit' just but She's adopted. Don't worry. I found her under a rock. That actually makes sense.
00:46:30
Speaker
Or a cave somewhere. Yeah, you you definitely, you actually look like you're in a cave currently. yeah part you You definitely could be a cave dweller. I'm all right with that.
00:46:43
Speaker
Hey, I remember when I was, on pain I remember for a short period, I had a bedroom in a basement. I fucking loved it. God, it was great. I love it. It stays cool down here. Yeah, other than the fact it's always dark down there, because I got to have light.
00:46:59
Speaker
It's not always dark down here because I still have windows on my door. i just like a dark for this. I have my my Christmas lights on. ah I was looking at that. I did not steal from my old job. I'm not talking.
Workplace Policies and Personal Boundaries
00:47:17
Speaker
I don't care what you do. I'm not going to say anything about former jobs giving you stuff. I cleaned my car out today finally, and I got all that shit in the house because – um all ah Nikki finally got all of her stuff out of here.
00:47:30
Speaker
So I was able to start bringing stuff in and organizing stuff. So. Yeah. I get home from work, not with a spoon.
00:47:41
Speaker
All this shit in my pockets. Like door hinges and shit like that. And like rivets. but Why? Because I'm putting shit together.
00:47:54
Speaker
And they're all in my pockets and I forget to take them out before because we're going fast. You know what I'm saying? Putting doors up. Shit like that. No, I don't do it. I don't have no idea. so I don't do anything fast.
00:48:09
Speaker
Well, that makes sense. Nothing at work is is is is that urgent that I have to do it fast. um I will calm down and take my freaking time if I need to.
00:48:21
Speaker
They can deal with it. You can fucking suck it. yeah Yeah, basically. I'm doing it. Just fire me. I'm doing it. Because they told us that we're not allowed to like listen to music anymore because these fucking fucks complained about it. Worked there for two weeks and quit and got our music privileges taken away.
00:48:42
Speaker
And I keep getting in trouble for having my earbud in. I was like, fire me then. They complained about being allowed to have earbuds in? Well, we're not allowed to have earbuds in, but we had music playing like on like a radio to take all of those out because somebody complained about the type of music that was playing.
00:49:02
Speaker
Get the fuck out. We played everything to keep everybody happy. Yeah. And this, he ruined fucking everything. And then they quit two days later. Like, you fucking bitches.
00:49:14
Speaker
i think when I worked at Abercrombie, they played the comedy. I worked for Abercrombie. I worked at the the DCs.
00:49:26
Speaker
I was security. i was that I was a model. I used to stand in the window and model the clothes. Okay. You don't believe me? I got a whole closet full of Abercrombie clothes for my model. I mean, I believe that.
00:49:40
Speaker
No, I worked at the DCs. I was security. But throughout the DCs, they had like big speakers that were everywhere throughout the whole entire, and they played a combination of like, ah country music and like top 40 shit.
00:49:54
Speaker
It just kind of alternated around. And for the most part, everybody stayed happy. But everybody was allowed to have earbuds in. they You were allowed to wear one earbud. You couldn't have both of them. That's what I'm saying. Like, i I only wear one.
00:50:07
Speaker
But I mean, I cover up my bandana now when corporate's there and whatever. Or if like one of my superpowers come over, or I'll just like slip it out real quick, pop it in my pocket. But, I don't know, I've been told many times they take it out. And I'm like, what are you going to do?
00:50:26
Speaker
Everybody keeps quitting. am training everybody. So, hmm. I live right back here. do you need me or do you not? Yeah.
00:50:39
Speaker
I can find a better job with more pay. i heard that. No, that's... Yeah, that's silly. Like,
Job Flexibility and Work Anecdotes
00:50:47
Speaker
they used to have, ah like, we would have to, if we were going, doing our rounds, and if we seen anybody with two earbuds in, we had to let them know. yeah So, like, safety precaution thing or whatever. Yeah, but, like, if somebody had a station.
00:51:01
Speaker
There's, like, millions of other things in the place that could hurt you way more than a fucking earbud or music playing. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's, if you don't, if you, you know, you got port like people who like stood in the same spot and didn't move all day long at Abercrombie, I didn't say, I'm not going to bust your balls, but if it was somebody who yeah was on forklifts or the lifts or this side or the other thing, it's like, Hey buddy, come on.
00:51:26
Speaker
I don't, I don't want you to, and don't want you to hit somebody or hit something or crash into another vehicle because you hear it because then I got to come out here and do all kinds of stupid ass paperwork. Then I got to take you up. paperwork You do a drug test and then I got to paperwork for that. And then I got to wait for the drug test guy.
00:51:41
Speaker
Like you're just, and then you're probably going to fired because your pee is dirty, which has happened to a few people over here. Oh yeah. Let's just make everybody's life easier.
00:51:54
Speaker
He like, he tattled on his self. And then had to get a drug test. And, like, literally every, like, break that we go out on, we're smoking nonstop. And, like, he smokes nonstop. So I'm like, dude, you're an idiot. He got himself fired.
00:52:12
Speaker
Yeah, people i we fired because they'd go out to their cars for lunch. And it's not like we didn't have – it's not like the cameras were hidden. They were plain as day. And the cameras that Abercrombie had were really good.
00:52:27
Speaker
So we could just like, oh, okay, well, we see what you two idiots are doing. Well, it it's illegal there, isn't it? It's medically legal? it's No, it's 100% legal across the board, but you can't be high at work.
00:52:42
Speaker
But it wasn't when I worked at Evercombe. ah yeah But you still can't be high at work. I mean, you it's like me going to work drunk. bosses don't care. Like when we when I first started, they were like, yeah you you have to take piss test. We don't care about marijuana.
00:52:58
Speaker
But if like you get injured on the job and you have marijuana in your system, that's when they care. Yeah. It's like me going to work drunk. if I go to work drunk, I'm going to get drunk. Oh, well, back it no no that's not the same.
00:53:10
Speaker
A lot of companies that I've heard of just in general, and especially here in Ohio now with it being legalized recreationally, A lot of companies are, they're a lot more lenient, but I guess there's drug tests out there that they can take.
00:53:24
Speaker
There's a rapid drug test that'll tell you if they're if you're under the influence or not. Yeah, and they have like ones that can look up if you like do one of the things to dilute your system or whatever, fake pee and shit like that.
00:53:38
Speaker
yeah um But yeah, they i did a, okay did a pee test? I don't know if I actually did it. Right. That's kind of how my company is. They don't give a fuck what we do. but you Yeah, they literally don't care.
00:53:54
Speaker
up <unk> We're literally going from store to store or different buildings. you know As long as we just get our shit done, they don't care. if we have But I feel like drinking is totally different.
00:54:05
Speaker
like When I was a subcontractor doing painting and shit like that, like I'd have a beer or two during the day, maybe. but like ah i mean, I was like my own boss.
00:54:18
Speaker
Working slow throughout the day. Yeah. yeah
Social Interactions and Relationship Humor
00:54:20
Speaker
and i used to build i only have one on employee When I used to build houses and shit, we'd all go to like roosters or something like that for lunch and have a couple, a couple three, four beers. Yeah.
00:54:31
Speaker
And then come back to work. I mean, if something would have happened, we would have all been fucking screwed because none of us were drunk by any means, but still quote unquote under the influence at work. Yeah.
00:54:43
Speaker
But no, this job, no, I'm good on that. that's too hot to be drinking up in that bitch. Yeah, sometimes I've gone to work after six beers and no one knows what if they did. They didn't.
00:54:57
Speaker
yeah Yeah, some companies are like that. As long as you just do your job, they don't find out. I've had jobs where they didn't care you drink, but yeah.
00:55:11
Speaker
The one that... cared the most I think it was Domino's definitely not babysitting not babysitting know I'm smoking when I'm babysitting and you know what I smoke with their mom too but i can't believe people leave you unsupervised with their kids I'm an amazing ass fucking babysitter you only know me on here okay
00:55:44
Speaker
but but My new boo thing's dad was like, you're going to be a good mother one day. i'm like, shut your fucking mouth. Because like he has two kids and I've just been helping with them and everything.
00:56:00
Speaker
He's like, dang, you're really good with them. got you're You're in bonus mom territory. Yep. I suppose so.
00:56:12
Speaker
Again. It's a homeschool my ex-fiance's kid.
00:56:23
Speaker
also grab a big buzz ball and tell the other girl and I if we drink it within a certain time, we can go home early, but we never accept it. Yeah. Yeah, that's just not going to get up.
00:56:34
Speaker
Yeah, that's you're not going home after drinking a big buzz ball in a certain time frame. I'm sure it's not. those things are like... Yeah, they're fucking massive. They're like a big-ass fishbowl.
00:56:46
Speaker
Yeah, the two of those are just fucking up. As I say, just the normal size buzz balls will get you feeling some sort of way. Man, I was at the gas station today. We've got some hippie fest that's going on over here. We've got this big outdoor concert area.
00:57:02
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Legends, something or another. It's down the road from me. I don't know. Some hippie fest is going on. Some weird music festival all this weekend. Oh, that's weird.
00:57:16
Speaker
There's a bunch of fucking weird hippies, man. Is boys up there? don't know. I'm on my way. Beer sounds good. Back work and open it. Jesus Christ, Wally.
00:57:29
Speaker
Can't y'all keep nobody? Hey, Wally. oh yeah. There you go. well That's convenient. who all i live Oh, yeah. I live like 30 seconds from work. If I look at my door, I can literally see the building.
00:57:41
Speaker
um ten um I love it. I'm 10 minutes away. I'm like three minutes five or three, three miles from my shop. And I love it because I come home from work every day for lunch and they're like, yo. Yeah. Yeah.
00:57:53
Speaker
Well, that's a good thing to come home for lunch, but also some days it's like, damn, I really don't want to go back now that I'm home. You know? Oh yeah. Every single day. I'm like that. Or like I take my boots off and then 30 minutes go by and I'm like, fuck.
00:58:09
Speaker
Oh, I never, yeah, never take my boots off. I just come home and get something to eat. I would even kick my recliner if I just sit down on the couch. Yeah, I've learned my lessons. Actually, there's there's been a couple days where I've come home and I've taken a nap.
00:58:23
Speaker
Take me a little half hour, 45 minute nap. oh I only get 30 minutes for lunch. so we get ah We get an hour for lunch. I only had 30 minutes, just hang out in my car. 10 minutes, which we just smoke out my car.
00:58:38
Speaker
30 minutes for lunch, I come home. And then depending on how hot it is on the day, get either 10 minutes or 15 minutes. Because we have worked 10-hour days.
00:58:50
Speaker
I wish my lunch was at least 45 minutes. I think you are way behind on the conversation, Mike. I'm here. but No, maybe we're...
Work-Life Balance Decisions
00:59:03
Speaker
Damn, you don't breaks. are Damn, that's crazy. That's like illegal.
00:59:06
Speaker
We don't get a breaks. sir Where do you wait? What does she do again? I can't remember. pizza shot I think she works at a pizza shop. Smoke weed every day. Speaking of. ah Yeah, i think it's like illegal. You have to get like two 15 minute breaks. Yeah, you have to. At least ah half hour half hourur lunch.
00:59:27
Speaker
Yeah. You have to at least get a break. Oh, well, you know, Domino's. No, I never got a break. ah they still I think you're still supposed to have at least a 15 minute break.
00:59:41
Speaker
Even if your shift's on like liquor gas station drive-thru. Okay, there you
00:59:49
Speaker
At Domino's, yeah, we never got a break there. Ever. And Pizza Hut. But I mean, the breaks in between making pizza, that was considered our breaks.
01:00:02
Speaker
I hate I hate that I have a one hour... I hate that we have a lunch that's an hour long because it's just... Now, know, instead of getting off at four... an hour is too long.
01:00:14
Speaker
I feel like... feel like 45 minutes is, like... Oh, you look at it. 30 minutes is, like, not long enough. It goes by too fast. Let me leave at four, not five, just because you want me to take an hour lunch for some stupid answer.
01:00:30
Speaker
Yeah, true. Um... They did change our fucking times up to where we had to come in early earlier. but we leave a half an hour earlier.
01:00:41
Speaker
So it's whatever.
01:00:44
Speaker
So you go in earlier and get off early. Yeah. Still the same amount. I wish I went in earlier. They changed a bunch of shit. I wish I went in earlier. I hate this fucking 8 to 5 bullshit. I hate getting off early. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
01:01:00
Speaker
um like I feel like 7 is like my prime time. six seven is like my prime time. Let me come into this bitch at like 6 and leave at 2.30. I prefer to go in earlier so I can have the rest of my day to myself.
01:01:15
Speaker
You know, get shit done. I hate going into work like later in the day. Because all you're doing is like waiting to go to work, basically. feel like I can't get shit done because all I'm doing is waiting go to So yeah, I prefer the early morning shit.
01:01:35
Speaker
I'm not a morning person, but... Worked at a pizza shop or the gas station location? Both of my kids worked at a pizza shop. Lunch on the fly is a shitbird way of screwing employees.
01:01:52
Speaker
What's lunch on the fly? Lunch on the fly a shitbird way of screwing employees. Is that why you did it? Because like, like when i worked at When I worked for Orkin, if we took a lunch, we took a lunch. we didn't have to We didn't have to clock Of course, I was salary as well.
01:02:10
Speaker
But if you clocked out, you clocked there was no clocking in and out. yeah You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. You just kind of kept track of your hours or whatever. I've worked for some companies that they're like,
01:02:25
Speaker
i've worked for some companies that they're like if you take a lunch, take a lunch. And like my last company I was at, I very rarely did I ever take a lunch. And then I would either just take the extra half hour. Cause that's what they gave us for lunch. I think it was a half hour or an hour or something. I can't remember, but ah you would either take it or you can leave early or you got overtime.
01:02:45
Speaker
So I would always just work that extra half hour over it and get the couple hours of overtime. Yeah. yeah Yeah. Like there's a guy, the guy that I,
01:02:57
Speaker
I'm taking over his job starting Monday. um He just like sits in there, still works and stuff, but he doesn't get paid anymore. like We literally just get paid for 40 hours.
01:03:12
Speaker
Nothing more, nothing less.
01:03:17
Speaker
it's it is it's kind of It's a lame-ass company, let's be real. But it's right there. that's kind of how That's kind of how it is where I'm at right now. It's like, no, overtime, get the fuck out of here.
01:03:27
Speaker
I don't want to take a lunch. And it's like, well, you didn't take a lunch. I guess, you know, they're like, well, you can't leave early. So what are we doing here? Because now getting out of work.
01:03:39
Speaker
but I'm going to sit my fucking ass right here then. cannot do shit. That's what's happening. yeah ah I used ah years and years and years ago, I used to work
Work Shifts and Social Life
01:03:50
Speaker
second shift. I worked security at the office.
01:03:53
Speaker
Hyatt Regency downtown here Columbus was one of the, and this is like, like back before, know, the Hyatt, you know, the Hyatt's always been kind of a higher end fancy hotel, but this was like one of the fancy hotels downtown.
01:04:06
Speaker
And I worked second shift and I fucking loved it, man. I worked two to 10, man. I got to sleep in. i got off at 10. Like was that prime time to, to go to the club or the bar after work or go meet up with your friends. Yeah.
01:04:22
Speaker
And still stay out until 2 or 3 in the morning and then come home. No, I get that. When I was younger, I liked that. Yeah.
01:04:32
Speaker
I'd sleep until like 1, get up, take a shower, and take my ass to work. Oh, yeah, to eat while you work. goat Yeah. But, I mean, as long as I don't care to do that as long as they're paying me.
01:04:43
Speaker
You know what I mean? ah Some companies, like I said, Orkin was like that. They're like, you know, just grab something. Because we were on the road. I spent most of my days looking out of a windshield. Well, that makes more sense, too.
01:04:54
Speaker
They're like, yeah, you know, grab something to go or grab something while you're out if you want to. But there was no clocking out or they they just paid us straight for. Yeah. yeah That's how it was like when we were pressure washing. Like we would just pick up something to eat while we're on the way to like ah the next job or something.
01:05:11
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Yeah. Eat while we're driving. Yeah. Yeah. um
01:05:19
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I miss pressure
01:05:23
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a i miss pressure washing. I just found this new company. I'm going to call them on Monday and see what's up with them. Yeah, like when i was doing construction and construction and shit, that's you know you just grab something.
Gaming Culture and Social Media
01:05:36
Speaker
If you had to grab run to Home Depot or something and you were hungry, you just stop and grab something while you're out and and inhale it real fast.
01:05:45
Speaker
on your way back to the job site or whatever. I don't think I've ever had a job that hasn't been that way, to be honest. don't know what I'm thinking about.
01:05:58
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It is YouTube's top, like, it's a way to recognize your top fans. It is based off of, like, comments and likes. Like, you can tap the screen and drop likes and obviously hit the main like button, the thumbs up button.
01:06:16
Speaker
I was wondering, huh? Yeah.
01:06:21
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That just means we're queens. A place for fans to stand out in the community. The top three get special badges in live chat.
01:06:33
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It resets every stream so you can always try again. How to get on the leaderboard. You need to collect experience points or XP. And here's how you get them. Send live chat messages and super chats and super stickers.
01:06:45
Speaker
So, yeah. Super stickers. i want a super sticker. Super sticker.
01:06:58
Speaker
I need some ibuprofen.
01:07:06
Speaker
Some ibuprofen. Yeah, my lips swollen like a bitch. Put some ice on it. I did it earlier. Can we use them for anything? It's technically a slushie.
01:07:19
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but Yeah, i have I have no idea how it how it works, Tarantula. Like I said,
01:07:31
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it's a new thing. It's a new thing that they're doing.
01:07:42
Speaker
also... um discord also Just some dude. Was that a super sticker?
01:07:55
Speaker
Just some dude.
01:08:03
Speaker
It's your mom. I think it apparently it's... his stickers don't work. I don't know.
01:08:20
Speaker
I want to smoke this bowl. yeah Yeah, I don't know. It's something new that
01:08:29
Speaker
that YouTube is doing. So, yeah, i' I'm not 100% sure. Discord has a new fucking thing, too, where they're like orbs or some bullshit. Do you have Discord? I can't remember.
01:08:44
Speaker
No, that's right. It's... It's floating around in the Discord universe somewhere. i don't I don't get on Discord very much, man. Discord's such a clusterfucka. It really is.
01:08:57
Speaker
like You're not. Everybody on there feels like they're fucking important because am a moderator and I created a Discord page that, yeah, nobody can figure out how to use it because you got 75 other different attached pages to it that this is for guys only. This is for girls only. This is for...
01:09:18
Speaker
Call of Duty. Yeah, they're in channels and the shit. Yeah, they're in channels and shit. They don't make no fucking sense. I'm not a fan of Discord. i think I think Blaze probably understands it a little bit better than I do. I've gotten and used to it, sort of, but it it is kind of complicated and dumb, to be real.
01:09:39
Speaker
Yeah, it's... I use it mostly to talk to my brothers.
01:09:45
Speaker
Yeah, I don't i don't know. And then when people would send me messages out there, I couldn't even figure out how to read a them. like like because yeah I know what you're saying. yeah like Well, thanks for the Discord message, but i don't know how to fucking read it.
01:10:01
Speaker
But, I mean, it helps when you're like gaming with people and stuff like that, too. Why? Why? You know what else helps? I don't know. Any other fucking platform that's 10 times easier to you I don't know. You got Snapchat? Add me on Snapchat. I don't know why we're using social media to game with somebody.
01:10:17
Speaker
We got headsets. Put your fucking headset on if you want to talk to me. Because it's already... because For PC gamers, I guess it's easier. I don't fucking know. Yeah, nobody cares about PC gamers.
01:10:28
Speaker
You know what PC rhymes with? Pussy. Pussy.
01:10:34
Speaker
Because that's what Pussy PC pussy I'm okay with it A pussy can take a pounding You're ball sack You're weak as fuck I don't know what that has to do with my ball sack Or anything at all I'm a favorite thing called a pussy Strong Resilient Snap back Easy cave of wonders but I don't know what I'm saying anymore.
01:11:07
Speaker
me smoke. This will be more fun. Nobody's stopping you from smoking.
01:11:15
Speaker
mean, you can still hear me, but you can't see this gorgeous face. Oh, no. Whatever will i do
01:11:25
Speaker
Great. Now that she's gone, let's talk shit about her. Okay.
01:11:32
Speaker
Her and her weird finger toes.
01:11:40
Speaker
yeah i don't yeah i don't know what the Yeah, I don't know what the... It's something new that that YouTube is doing. So, yeah.
Streaming Features and Content Management
01:11:52
Speaker
But it's per stream. So i don't I think TikTok does that as well. Like on TikTok, the person who drops like the most likes and the most comments and the most GIFs, And stuff like that, they become like the number one blobby blah of the stream.
01:12:09
Speaker
So I guess if we wanted to really pay attention to it at the end of every night, we could go, hey, Tarantula, congratulations on being numero uno in the Chizat.
01:12:24
Speaker
It'd be cool if there was like prizes or something for it. That'd be pretty fucking dope. But don't.
01:12:32
Speaker
i could read i could read the creator newsletters that they send me every month, but don't care.
01:12:43
Speaker
Maybe when we get monetized, I'll pay more attention to that shit. But we'll see. Highly unlikely.
01:12:52
Speaker
But who knows?
01:12:55
Speaker
Who knows?
01:12:59
Speaker
I'm kind of surprised ain't seeing anybody reading now.
01:13:04
Speaker
Reading? Nah. Fuck that shit.
01:13:11
Speaker
Man, fuck that
01:13:14
Speaker
As far as books go, i don't fuck with you. You little stupid ass bitch.
01:13:24
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It might be just because I'm slightly retarded. So that's what I was bitching. So apparently the title was offensive on Twitch because I put Glick's House of Tards and the for the title tonight and now Twitch won't let me put the show up on Twitch.
01:13:41
Speaker
For real? Yeah. ah For real. I'm going to go check it while I'm bitching about it. We're canceled. Oh no, we're canceled on a fucking platform that you're only going to get attention on if you're a fucking slore with your big old titties out all over the place pretending to be gamer.
01:14:03
Speaker
Oh, no. yeah pretending to be a gamer. Oh, my God. I'm so glad you said that. So fucking glad. I'm playing Call of Duty. Meanwhile, the camera's just on her chest.
01:14:16
Speaker
Hey, if I had titties, I'd probably do the same. I'm not going to lie. But, man, I guess you got to do what you got to do.
01:14:27
Speaker
Yeah, come on here and be a freaking tard. tar Yeah, be a tard, you tards. Bunch of retards. A buddy of mine was telling me that... I wasn't going to put the hard R-E on it.
01:14:43
Speaker
Oh, if you're going to... You got to go full. You can't hold back. Yeah, you got to go full retard. You can't hold back on that.
01:14:54
Speaker
Now, some words do not put the hard R on them, Brittany. and know what you're talking about. I think you do.
01:15:07
Speaker
Why in the fuck am I still finding goddamn fake nails all over my house? Jesus Christ. Did your daughter have them on? No. Well, yeah, the girls do. Or did you get a little... Never mind, I don't want to know.
01:15:24
Speaker
No, I didn't do anything. Yeah, no. From somebody who used to... You're a little too rough? Yeah. Not wrong. well but Actually, that's just rough enough.
01:15:37
Speaker
You're not right. oh da that to you Not wrong. You gotta get out of there. I don't wanna know. Yeah, Twitch is just one of those random ass platforms that we just go live on just because we don't get many views on there.
01:15:55
Speaker
Yeah, we don't get many views on there. But, uh... Yeah, they lost their shit. it Yeah, it's just not really designed for what we do.
01:16:06
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But it's a platform that we can go live on, so we so we do.
01:16:14
Speaker
I don't know if there's...
01:16:20
Speaker
What the hell is Trovo? Yeah. yeah yeah What does Twitch say? Twitch says... Twitch says the title is invalid. Try changing it a bit.
01:16:34
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All the title says at this point because I've changed it is nonsensical nonsense. yeah
01:16:44
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hu Yeah. I wish we could still go live on X. Man, we used to get a fuck ton of views on X. Why can't you? Because you have to pay for their fucking premium bullshit.
01:17:01
Speaker
That's usually how all of them fucking end up. Yeah, which is asinine. like Way to go, Yvonne. Mixer, like they sold their shit to Facebook, right?
01:17:13
Speaker
Oh, I haven't heard of it. Trobo? That was like five years ago. That's what I used to stream on when was doing Fortnite shit with my ex-fiance. Hmm.
01:17:26
Speaker
but i found
01:17:30
Speaker
We but got a lot of fucking viewers. Actually. Tarantula used to do a bunch of... Tarantula used to do a bunch of streaming and stuff.
01:17:44
Speaker
Like, we would do this one, like, snake game. And it would be, like, at 2 or 3 in the morning. And I would get the people from over in, like, Australia.
01:17:56
Speaker
Other countries. We got like thousands of people watching us at a time. Sometimes it was crazy.
01:18:06
Speaker
and we have the question back He deleted the whole fucking thing. I'm so pissed. Yep. Gamer streamer, several other, and several YouTube. yeah i several Why several YouTube channels?
01:18:18
Speaker
don't understand why. I don't understand that either. Why people have like, i think it was brought up like I think it was brought up at one point in time when I was talking about doing the network and somebody was like, you should have a YouTube channel for each show. And I'm like, you can suck my dick.
01:18:34
Speaker
Sounds like lot of work. Yeah, you right. They're like, you should have social media for each show. And I'm like, yeah, you can suck my dick too. Suck my dick. It's a network. You go to one spot. It would show you what people are like more interested in.
01:18:52
Speaker
I can get those stats right here on YouTube. Oh, yeah, true. Actually, never mind. You're right. Yeah, you can get those stats for sure. Yeah. Yeah, no, I was like, yeah, no, there's no fucking way in hell I'm going Yeah, there's this i said there's no fucking way in hell I'm going to have.
01:19:08
Speaker
It's a goddamn network. You go to one spot and you find everything you want. Yeah, sure.
01:19:16
Speaker
ah I was trying to know remember. What up, Noah? What up, Noah? What it do, big pimpin? Been on holiday. Hell yeah. What up? Been on
01:19:29
Speaker
um that Yeah, I just put everything into one one channel. Fuck it. You want to see my shit? This is where my shit is.
01:19:39
Speaker
Um, it depends.
Content Creation Challenges and Humor
01:19:42
Speaker
Because I did have a different channel for something else, but all the other shit was on the blonde.
01:19:51
Speaker
I feel you. I feel Glick. It's just too much work. I mean, I'm already doing all the social media and shit as it is around here. Now you want me to have six, seven different social medias?
01:20:06
Speaker
And it'd be easier just for somebody to go to one spot, find everything, right? You think?
01:20:13
Speaker
That's what think.
01:20:16
Speaker
But what do I know? I'm just a guy. Not much.
01:20:23
Speaker
I know that I can do this. Hey, she gone. She gone.
01:20:38
Speaker
You didn't know I could do that. I knew you were about to do that. The moment you said that, I knew you were to do Do this and then I was gone. Is that what I said? what I said?
01:20:54
Speaker
That's how I feel. Ladies gentlemen. That's how you sound. I'm on the Philippines. I'm on the Philippines Nice. Philippines.
01:21:08
Speaker
on the philippines right now off the coast of move on nice philippines I wish I knew how to say something. Watch out, some of them ladies are not ladies.
01:21:21
Speaker
You gotta check for the dangle. You gotta check for the dangle, Noah. Check for the Adam's apple. pebbles Pebbles beaches are great. Hell yeah, man. Hell yeah, man. Sounds like you're having a good a good holiday.
01:21:46
Speaker
Has to be foreign if we're calling it a holiday. sort of Yeah, Noah's out in Germany. Noah, you know what? 18, 19 now, Noah? How old are you, buddy? Noah's been following us since we started. He was just a kid.
01:22:01
Speaker
Yeah, he's been around for a hot minute. I think he's 18, 19 now. Oh, yeah. Maybe 20. My
01:22:10
Speaker
ah elbow hurts.
01:22:14
Speaker
What the fuck did you do? And that's your forearm, not your elbow, but... Well, it's still all... What did you do? a My steps out here are like really narrow.
01:22:30
Speaker
And my big-ass friggin' work boots. What level of... Yeah. What what level of intoxication were you?
01:22:43
Speaker
Not much
01:22:47
Speaker
I was also upset. I won't say what, but I was upset. What do you wear, like a size 16, 17 boot?
01:22:57
Speaker
We've talked about this before. No, it's like an 8.
01:23:02
Speaker
normal. and i was all yeah my little sister My little sister wears like a 12, I think. There's no way you cram them big ass things into an 8.
01:23:13
Speaker
That's got to hurt. Eight, eight and a half. Sometimes, depending on the shoe, nine, maybe. That's usually big
Shoe Comfort and Humor
01:23:21
Speaker
on me. Yes. I have big feet, just long toes. Fuck you. but Sorry, i didn't realize that toes don't factor in shoe size. My bad.
01:23:34
Speaker
I could just scrunch my toes up. Oh, well, I did i have. Some shoes are like fly as fuck to wear. They're a little tight. But I'll still get them because they're super dope.
01:23:50
Speaker
And I will i will suffer through that little bit of pain. I am not sacrificing or suffering any pain for any. I am all about comfort. I don't give a fuck if if people are like, I don't wear them often. And it might not be for long. But I love me some shoes and sunglasses. I don't know why. That's my thing.
01:24:15
Speaker
i don't yeah I don't care if people make fun of my shoes. I'm like, I'm all about the comfort, and that's all I fucking want is comfort. Plus, I only wear boots. Hi, Michael.
01:24:26
Speaker
I miss you. What up, y'all? What up? Yeah, I was watching from like 15 minutes behind. were at the OG. You don't know what that is When we're there, we're family. That was your hint.
01:24:41
Speaker
Oh, the Olive Garden? Very good. Okay, yeah. I was like, what is he talking about? Whatever, vin Diesel. what you would I didn't know what you were talking about. So I showed Sue the clues and she goes... She gave you a shake of the head. Hey, Michael.
01:25:04
Speaker
Yes, what's up? I missed you.
Family Dynamics and Friendships
01:25:07
Speaker
What?
01:25:10
Speaker
That wasn't accurate. That wasn't true. ah was If a dude said that, I'd be like, that was really gay. If Brittany said it, it was still really fucking gay. Pretty gay. Pretty fucking gay. Hey, Michael.
01:25:25
Speaker
I missed you. We're family, man. Family. shouldn't have been talking so long. no this week I actually fucking hate you so much. And I wish you weren't here.
01:25:40
Speaker
Me? It's my show. Michael. oh that's a good say flash versus If I wasn't here, i there'd be no show. don't like a show.
01:25:54
Speaker
Who would follow me? I am not leaving you to your own device.
01:26:01
Speaker
I'm scared. I'm scared. You're talking all that big shit until you're put on the spot. I wasn't ready for it right now. You gotta warn it, girl.
01:26:16
Speaker
agree. Tarantula agrees. Suffer for amazing... Yeah, no, I'm not suffering. I'm not giving up comfort just to suffer. You got me fucked up. I mean, I'm not suffering.
Overcoming Hardship and Positivity
01:26:29
Speaker
Completely. And, you know, I fell off of a staircase I hit my head really hard and my back and I have nerve damage. So I can barely feel my toes and my feet anymore. So it's all good.
01:26:44
Speaker
we Way to find the positive, girl. When when life gives you limits, make orange juice, Brittany.
01:27:00
Speaker
but um you it's britney It's Brittany, bitch. It's Brittany.
01:27:12
Speaker
I don't think Michael is ready for this. He's not high enough for this bullshit yet. He's getting prepared.
01:27:21
Speaker
but best yeah He looks very confused right now. Wait, do you smoke weed? Who, me? It looks like you're just like... Oh, I'm not a Star Wars fan. That's cool.
01:27:34
Speaker
I'm not a Star Wars fan, but I gotta give you props on that. That's pretty badass. You're muted, man. can't hear you, man. Michael, you're muted. I said thanks, Suze.
01:27:48
Speaker
i was watching the I was watching trailers the other day for the show for Friday, and I absentmindedly reached for my piece, and i pulled it right off my fucking end table, right on the goddamn floor, and broke Oh, shit. so Heartbroken.
01:28:04
Speaker
Hearty fucking foul, bro. So now I have this. that is I like it. Sue said, don't fucking drop it. i Listen to Sue.
01:28:18
Speaker
i feel like i need to go I feel like I need to go buy me some kind of cool contraption to drink my beer out. I hold that. Yeah, so you can show off your piece. I'm like, this is my new...
01:28:30
Speaker
Beer hammer.
01:28:37
Speaker
drinking it out of a can, don't mind me. It would be cool if they had like a beer mug type thing that had like a wrestling like engravement belt on it.
01:28:50
Speaker
I'm sure they do. And I'm sure somebody could like 3D print one. Yeah.
Merchandise Ideas and Job Security
01:28:56
Speaker
i be cool o that would That would be pretty dope to have a mug. oh I wonder if the guy here in town could 3D print me some beer mugs with the show logos on them. That would be fucking sick.
01:29:10
Speaker
Nonsensical Network. Nonsensical Nonsense. Beer mugs. Yeah, man. That would be cool.
01:29:22
Speaker
Oh my god, I don't know.
01:29:29
Speaker
Shit. Any kind of merchandise that is like cool to people. on that Yeah, I... Oh, actually.
01:29:42
Speaker
I wanted to buy one. i won one what? Of his shirts. Are you on the network? Yeah. You don't have to buy one. Oh, I just fired her.
01:29:55
Speaker
Now she has to buy one. You're a bitch. Good luck in your future endeavors, Brittany. You're welcome to hang out. You don't have to but yeah Have your stuff gathered and please exit the building by the end of the show.
01:30:08
Speaker
Yeah, well, I'm signing up for unemployment, so.
01:30:13
Speaker
You're have to pay us. yeah You know, you're going to have to pay us. That's how it works with you. Because we already don't pay you anything. And if you wanted to get benefits, it's a good one.
01:30:25
Speaker
Yeah, I get no benefits except for shit talk constantly. You're just bringing down. you Oh, yeah, because you're so innocent. You never do anything today. Two thumbs way up on that. I'm super nice, first of all. Yeah, you're I'm super nice. Shut the fuck up like you're retarded and you dye your beard, bitch. You're so nice. yeah Oh, shit. I didn't know you.
01:30:52
Speaker
Get her a cape. Ask for it. okay Oh, cape sounds good right now. Cape, papa, cape. You're a cape. She's super nice. Oh.
01:31:03
Speaker
I have three capes.
01:31:09
Speaker
Well, two of them go to my cars like car cover things. They're Wonder Woman. They stick on the back of the car seat. It's from Walmart.
01:31:23
Speaker
you know i When I ball hard, I ball hard. I can see that. You ball hard. You didn't mean to do that. You did not have to talk that shit. You got that Walmart money, not like the rest of us.
01:31:37
Speaker
and i got that dollar tree money I got that Dollar Tree money. What's up? Everything's a dollar. Buck and a quarter. That's for me, baby. yeah bucking a quarter bed They do have the section ah stop carol not that' That's the bougie. It's generally yeah yeah a dollar. Yeah.
01:32:01
Speaker
That's the target of the dollar world. I'm talking straight Dollar Tree where everything in the store is a dollar twenty-five. And like sometimes if you peel off the labels of things, they're in like different languages and shit. ah yeah went there today I went there today. I needed dish soap and paper towels and then I found a a rack for the door, im like, yeah, this this is going to solve my hat problem. Because I have my my hats up here on the wall, and they would just constantly fall down on my head and shit.
01:32:30
Speaker
So I was like, oh, Beaten on the wall, sorry. Yeah, right. So, yeah, man. i to I did have to go to Walmart and get a couple of things, so.
Frugal Shopping and Technology Pranks
01:32:42
Speaker
Fucking show up. I literally, it was the cheapest version of what I needed, and it was like two bucks.
01:32:52
Speaker
I need it now. I got the wall. I am bargain shoppening at... Shoppening?
01:33:03
Speaker
Shoppening. shopenly Oh my god, why are you doing why are you doing so much, Alexa? I know, you need the pass gag. Alexa, play fart sound.
01:33:20
Speaker
That was anticlimactic. Boo. but election Alexa, add 24-inch black dildo to cart.
01:33:35
Speaker
good Good luck. No, that's for anybody listening who has an Alexa.
01:33:42
Speaker
We learned several years back that we can trigger Alexas in certain other devices. didn't even think about that. going to trigger yours, but I didn't even think about everybody else's. That's so fucking funny. Yep. We learned that we could trigger Alexa devices and other devices. No, no.
01:34:04
Speaker
There's a reason why I always have an earbud in when I'm doing a show or when I'm listening to a show. So, yeah, we were we were fucking with them one night and seeing if they would actually work.
01:34:16
Speaker
I don't have an Alexa. What's up, Scotto? How you doing, beautiful?
01:34:22
Speaker
There's already one So, yeah, we were we were messing with them one night. We had the chatterbox going, yeah, it's working. Like, stop saying shit because it's adding it to my card.
01:34:39
Speaker
But you have to give it that pause. You got to say Alexa and give it that pause so that it can register and pick up and then you start talking. Oh, I want to do this so much now. want to do it when we go into Lazy Jedi and trying to shit. Just fuck with their people. My daughter, her stupid Siri, she's got a stupid iPhone.
01:35:03
Speaker
yeah and She's got Siri and I'll just be like, hey, Siri. And my daughter will freak out because she's stop it, stop it. Hey, Siri, look up gay midget gang bangs. I love those. so That's like... She's 20. She's probably already looking at weird porn.
01:35:23
Speaker
Yeah, for sure. She has her type.
01:35:27
Speaker
If not, guess what's in guess what's in her search history now. Yeah.
01:35:36
Speaker
You got some splaining to do.
01:35:40
Speaker
yeah regt or I was about to say rigid wrestling. I keep doing that.
01:35:47
Speaker
Midget wrestling. I don't know why I switch the first letters to words sometimes.
Missed Events and School Anecdotes
01:35:53
Speaker
theres I was so mad because last weekend, you know that that promotion that's super super popular and they're all over social media?
01:36:05
Speaker
They were here in town. Are you talking about the Chicks? no No, the Midget Wrestling. Oh, oh, oh, oh. There's an actual organization um that's um super popular.
01:36:21
Speaker
Micro. Micro Wrestling is what it is. Yeah, they go down to Oasis. Yeah. Yeah, they were just... There's the ones that have the mini versions of real wrestlers, right? Like mini Rick, Flair, and shit like that?
01:36:34
Speaker
No, no. They do have the reenactments of them. They do have like they have like... There is the little show, and then they have like the redneck something or another. he's But... um No, they were I was so mad because I was scrolling through Snapchat and one of my friends was there. i was at a bar literally like less than 10 minutes from here.
01:36:58
Speaker
and I was like God damn it. I'm sitting here on the couch like a jack-off. but but I could take cash to see some midget wrestling. That would have been awesome.
01:37:10
Speaker
Midget wrestling is so fun to watch. I'm not going to lie. It's scary, but it's fun. but i want to go to um I don't know. Oh, Brittany's racist against midgets.
01:37:21
Speaker
I mean, little people. i believe I believe she's got a little, ah yeah, the itis. Yeah. Against the midge. don't know if there was an itis. The wee ones. The midge itis. The wee ones. The wee ones are regular folks, too, now.
01:37:35
Speaker
Yeah, they're just smaller versions. you're You're a fine person to be pointing the finger at anybody, Brittany. Yeah. ah With all your mental defects. and finger toes A short
01:37:54
Speaker
Wow. What's funny is I actually have ridden on a short bus one time, but it was because our bus broke down and they had to send out the short bus to save us.
01:38:07
Speaker
That's the only reason why.
01:38:11
Speaker
One time and every other time after that, I rode the short bus. Wow. It was just one time. Things changed a lot for high school that day on.
Relationship Updates and Family Acceptance
01:38:21
Speaker
Just because they changed my classes to the special ones doesn't mean anything.
01:38:27
Speaker
I went from kinda cool to super duper cool. um The new best kid class.
01:38:37
Speaker
you say Quick, how's the search for puss? I have no sense. Oh yeah, you haven't been around. I'm off the market. I mean, I have been around, but I haven't.
01:38:49
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. He's rated down, son. Off the market. Who's that special fellow that got you? Yeah, you know. Just a little guy, you know, that I met.
01:39:02
Speaker
little feller. A little feller. Did you go to mid wrestling after all? but I'm not going to say anything. The race is telling me I'm out of the loop. Jesus Christ. What the The fans don't wear that.
01:39:18
Speaker
What's up? What's the I am off the market. I found, stumbled in, wasn't looking for anything. And happened to find something.
01:39:33
Speaker
Ah, no, not our situation. shape It's a full on, you know, we're doing this long distance thing. And hopefully, uh, We'll be getting together soon and she'll be here. I said it was a secret.
01:39:47
Speaker
ah
01:39:50
Speaker
I wasn't ready. by the way and She's like, actually, I have cancer and I die four months. Yeah, she she actually popped into the stream into the chatter's box last Saturday night. um oh Yeah.
01:40:01
Speaker
And was you were here, weren't Brittany? ah Last Saturday I was not. i I was in the chat box. Last Saturday I was driving home from Blaze's place. I had a birthday party last weekend. There you go. I'm going to drink with you.
01:40:19
Speaker
Yes. for video
01:40:24
Speaker
Did I send you a video on Snapchat of that giant ass freaking water slide that we got? Yeah, think you posted it in the group chat. Yeah. um She is. was super cool. Yeah, there you go. Even Scotto. Yeah, Scotto and Tarantula both enjoyed having her in the chat. she was She's watching right now. I told her she's welcome to pop in and say hi in the chat.
01:40:42
Speaker
Yeah, I want to talk to my sister-in-law. She's pretty amazing. Not going to lie. I definitely don't deserve her, but No. she said I haven't met her and I can already say that.
01:40:57
Speaker
yeah She said I can keep her, so i'm going to. Yeah, hold on to that. Don't fuck it up.
01:41:09
Speaker
If you're watching, baby, I hope you see the chat. You're getting all kinds of love.
01:41:15
Speaker
That's so cute. I'm reserving my judgment. I haven't met her yet. so oh I'm assuming there's something very wrong with her. Speaking of, i got your and got the wedding invitation today.
01:41:28
Speaker
Oh, Paul mentioned. Cool, cool. Consider me. my guest today I don't know when it came. I haven't checked the mail all week long. So and it could have been here. It's been Tuesday. Yeah, it could have been here since Thursday.
01:41:42
Speaker
I don't know. i just I haven't checked the mail at all this week, so.
Wedding Invitations and Humorous Toasts
01:41:46
Speaker
um I was doing a whole bunch of shit around the house. but So maybe, possibly, if she's in Ohio by then, she'll definitely be coming with If she's in Ohio by then, what?
01:41:58
Speaker
Yeah. I'll fill you in a little bit more outside. ah Glad to hear that, Wally. Glad you got yours, brother.
01:42:09
Speaker
doesn nine Yeah. Oh, I've got some asshole talking shit.
01:42:19
Speaker
I messaged you inside of... Wait, you're not... Wait, yes, you are. and Inside of the thingy-machiggy.
01:42:29
Speaker
You know, I was saying... But, yes, if she's here by then, she will be my plus one. Cool. sorry So everybody will get to meet her. Yeah, I don't know if I'm coming... english ah but What was happening? I don't know if I'm coming anymore. You can come stag. Try not to like be weird about it. i don't know.
01:42:55
Speaker
Michael said can come stag. All right. That's what's up. You just got to behave yourself.
01:43:04
Speaker
He basically said your boo thing's not allowed. Oh. That wasn't even going to happen. Yeah.
01:43:13
Speaker
I think about that. Of course, it's just going to fun. Come single, you can meet some of them fine gentlemen from Champion, Ohio. shit this i don't think One groomsman single, and that's it I can think of.
01:43:26
Speaker
Good.
01:43:29
Speaker
I didn't even want this boo thing. Alright, we'll see.
01:43:36
Speaker
You know, you this kind of happened. Here's to
01:43:42
Speaker
Cheating, stealing, lying, and drinking. We lie. We cheat. We steal. If you're going to cheat, only cheat death.
01:43:55
Speaker
if you're going to steal, steal the heart of your lover every day. If you're going lie, lie to the cops, fuck the police. And if you're going drink, drink with me. I'm a good fucking time.
01:44:06
Speaker
Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. yeah thank you che
01:44:15
Speaker
She's a pretty amazing woman. That's fun. yeah I even got to chit-chat with her oldest daughter yesterday, who seems like an absolute sweetheart. She seems very nice. ah That's awesome.
Building Rapport with Partner's Family
01:44:31
Speaker
Got to sound check. I'm chatting with her daughter. Creepy. Not like that. like Wait, what? Her daughter actually messaged me first, and then we just she thanked me she thanked She thanked me for being such a good dude and treating her mom like.
01:44:50
Speaker
Jedi! And yes, that's good. that Jedi! That's always good for the family to like accept you.
01:45:04
Speaker
Yeah, for sure obviously. Especially when it's our kids. Obviously. Yeah. all My new boo-thing family like, don't fuck this up.
01:45:16
Speaker
She's a good one, so. Hold
01:45:20
Speaker
hold on a second. You want to rewind that and try it one more time? What the hell did you just say? All the family and friends of my new boo thing said that I'm a good one and he needs to not fuck this shit up.
01:45:34
Speaker
Nobody's ever said that about you. Stop it, Brittany. We love you regardless. you don't have to You don't have to lie to make friends here.
01:45:43
Speaker
don't need you all as my friends, so fuck? Johnny Bongs, what's up, man? Johnny! I didn't say I wasn't. I ran out and I need to pour drink. Oh.
01:45:55
Speaker
Link is in the chat for anyone who wants to pop in here and hang out and say, hello. Is it me you're looking for? You're on the panel. Get out of the chat, Brittany.
01:46:12
Speaker
No, I keep going back and forth. I'm trying to fucking read. He's like, there's so much nicer in the chat. Yeah. He's trying to read. He's trying to read. I smell toast.
01:46:26
Speaker
but words are trying to read i smell toast
01:46:32
Speaker
that was once i had a stroke one night.
01:46:36
Speaker
Just one? plusy No, that was it was one of many. That's why we have the banner that says I smell really. pretty real I'm not surprised.
01:46:47
Speaker
Is that on your phone?
01:46:52
Speaker
Penis! Courage to cowardly dog. Penis!
01:46:58
Speaker
No, so, yeah i yeah, I've had a lot of strokes on air, and that that became one of our banners. I smell toast. We actually put it on our shirt at one point in time.
01:47:11
Speaker
Quick, Rick, Wally, Jedi, Scato, and shit. And Michael, you can go fuck yourself. It's one T, Johnny Grongs. Get it right.
01:47:24
Speaker
That's two Ts and A-N-Y. It's B-R-I-T-T-A-N-Y. why but i won't fight you, bitch.
01:47:37
Speaker
Oh, no. I'm so scared. I'm terrified. on for please oh boy. My fingers are bigger than your arms. com those Those aren't guns. Those are water guns. beebo Hey, they're some big blasters, man. They're more dense muscles than they are, like, big.
01:48:02
Speaker
That is definitely what she said. but Yes. Yeah, I mean, literally, I did.
01:48:13
Speaker
Hmm. now so uncomfortable i cover up my little arms get off phone click it's saturday night i do whatever the hell i want what up chris yeah me and the sue went to og tonight i got the schgetty what the fuck are you talking about og i was seriously confused i had no idea what you were talking about when you're here you're family Okay, Vin. Whatever. Yeah, like, sure he's way behind.
01:48:48
Speaker
ah but but that was when I was talking about my beard is my makeup. Yeah, I was 14 minutes and 53 seconds behind in the chat. You're
01:48:57
Speaker
you're done. That's what I do.
Dining Preferences and Show Hosting Challenges
01:49:00
Speaker
That's why we're out here. So what'd you get there? I had spaghetti, meat sauce, meatballs.
01:49:10
Speaker
And course, endless salad and breadsticks. oh you got the OG. OG, baby. When you're there, your family. What did get? Whatever, Vin Diesel. That's just going to be my quote for the night. When you're there, your family. why Why isn't he like repping OG for real?
01:49:34
Speaker
He should. i love OG. I'm sure he's running out of money. We went there twice in a row. That was yesterday's dinner as well. ah We don't like to cook. It's like one of the only nicest places here where I live, sort of.
01:49:52
Speaker
You know you're in a shit town when you have OG as one of the nice restaurants in town. Yeah, exactly. Say you live in a shitty area without saying you live in a shitty area. It used to be like that here in Nurk.
01:50:07
Speaker
here date and i yeah you should be like that here in ner Date night was either Red Lobster or the Olive Garden. like Yeah, we even have Red Lobster. Your man had good money if he was taking you to Olive Garden or Red Lobster here in Nurk. And it's just like, wow, we were sad back then. Now we've got like Texas Roadhouse and Logan's and some other. Every one of those is still a tan, asshole. That's not a good restaurant. I know, but they're definitely way better than Olive Garden or Red Lobster.
01:50:41
Speaker
We're starting to get a little bit more. Oh, we have Applebee's. Our Applebee's got shut down.
01:50:48
Speaker
Scotto and Tarantula, I have a message from Brandy. She said she loves you guys, too. but ah
01:50:58
Speaker
So, this is nothing but love. Yeah, she popped into the comments last weekend. and Scotto, if you're around, man, feel free to pop back up here. Pop up here. We were having fun last weekend with Scotto. He was great. I love Scotto. Hmm.
01:51:09
Speaker
you But you better have the nails fixed. Don't be coming up here with them crusty ass nails.
01:51:16
Speaker
Girl. Have you ever met Scotto? Have you ever met Scotto? Like on a panel, Brittany? I know you haven't, Michael. I don't think so.
01:51:28
Speaker
I don't think so, no. Oh, you guys will be... Just heard things, I believe. You guys will be pleasantly surprised. Scotto's amazing. Wally, fuck you. I will tap you out so fast.
01:51:41
Speaker
I wasn't surprised. What the fuck's that supposed to mean? I was on the road last Saturday, got home, took a shower, and I was sleeping in 20 minutes. I was tugging out. did we It was off the chains last Saturday. I started out the show because I guess that's the thing now. I do this show solo. I need to find me on actual Saturday Night Co-host to help me start the show.
01:52:01
Speaker
Me, bitch.
01:52:06
Speaker
I swear to God, you and I are going to me. What time is the show tonight? Same time it does every Saturday, 7, 7.15. No, it doesn't. It's but um tonight same time it does every saturday seven seven fifteen that's no it does but She's like, no, it doesn't. It's like 8 o'clock is when the show starts. I'm like, no, the show has started at 7, 7.15 for the last four years.
01:52:31
Speaker
but She's like, no maybe it's Wednesday. And I'm like, no, Wednesday starts at 7, too. No, no, it's like Now that you have a girlfriend, you want to like act off whatever. No.
01:52:42
Speaker
I'm not going to do it. You weren't starting to go live until 830. I'm going to call your ass out. No, I wasn't. I do Glick's House of Music as the late show during the week.
01:52:54
Speaker
There have been a couple times. And I think Blaze, when when I'm not here and Blaze hosts the show, I think he starts it late. He likes that later start. Yeah, that might. Because I tell him, I don't care.
01:53:05
Speaker
you're You're in charge. Do whatever you want. I thought it was 830.
01:53:11
Speaker
That's the six hours. She was here. It would have been funnier. What's that? 8 to 2 a.m., 6-hour show. I thought it 8 to 2. Yeah, it's typically like 7, 7, 15. But there have been times where there have been times we start at 8. And I think, like I said, I think Blaze likes, if he's hosting, if I'm not here, I think he likes to do an 8 o'clock start time.
01:53:34
Speaker
The show doesn't really technically... The infamous WrestleMania Saturday, I think, was started at 6. Oh, we started we did start early because of WrestleMania.
01:53:46
Speaker
Oh, that makes more sense. Yeah, we yeah we started early because of WrestleMania.
Show Structure and Technical Roles
01:53:50
Speaker
this show This show has no rules. We can kind of just do whatever the fuck we want, when we want. We try to keep a schedule. This is this is this is the retarded stepchild of the network at the end of the day. so the flagship The flagship. We're just happy people show up. That's it.
01:54:10
Speaker
I mean, it's just people People ask me, they're like, what's the deal with ah you know new people that'll start listening and they'll be checking out the shows? They're like, what's the deal with nonsensical nonsense? Why is it six hours? I said, well, it's Saturday nights and that's just our hangout. you know None of us really go to the bars or go out. We just get together and we open the panel up and anybody can come hang out with us and we just hang out at home and drink and hang out with each other.
01:54:34
Speaker
And it's not even only six hours either. Sometimes we're just like lazy bitches and we're like, all right. Yeah, I've had a few of those nights where it's like, Yeah, I've had a few of those nights where it's just like, I'm just not fucking feeling it. Two hours, I'm out um if If somebody's here that can keep the show going, like Blaze or something, then like, if you want to, bro, keep going. If not, I'm fucking done. I'm i' tapped.
01:54:58
Speaker
It's usually like, right? Blaze is the only one hand capable of handling running a show. You're capable. You have Brittany doesn't have access to like, in the stream and all that stuff.
01:55:11
Speaker
Yeah, which Blaze was trying to, but I don't know what's going on with that anymore. Picklebacks. It's a drink and a chaser. That's how I do it. Jameson, which tastes like the devil's asshole.
01:55:25
Speaker
I like Jameson. I like the taste of Jameson. If you don't breathe in between and you drink pickle juice behind it, it tastes delightful.
Alcohol Preferences and Personal Humor
01:55:34
Speaker
No, you're disgusting. You're an absolute fucking monster. It's a pickleback and the thing where I come from...
01:55:40
Speaker
You're disgusting monster. Brittany's on one tonight. She's not holding back. So how do you really feel?
01:55:52
Speaker
I'm happy that you're feeling that way. Good for you, bro. but blood oh The pickle juice has electrolytes. I don't even want to take my shot now. No hangover. You're a fucking disgusting monster.
01:56:05
Speaker
you' a fucking disgusting monster Hey, it's not like I put poops and pees in the bedroom. I'm all right.
01:56:15
Speaker
I'd rather have that. Ew, you're disgusting. Yucky cuckaboo-poo on you. Why am I not shocked that Brittany's into pee and shit play? R. Kelly all day. Let's go.
01:56:30
Speaker
Yuck. Ew. No, of course not. That's disgusting. You're yucky. You obviously know I'm kidding, right? Whatever, I don't give a I don't give a what bitches You are a dirty bird.
01:56:48
Speaker
Literally. No, i'm I'm clean. But I am a bird. That's British for your skank. No, I'm a slore. Slore!
01:56:59
Speaker
Give me the link, you slore. I'll put your ass in time.
01:57:06
Speaker
Don't put me in the corner.
01:57:10
Speaker
Get on here, Chris. What are you in about, Chris technician? He's still mad at me. I got to get his. He sent me another picture and I got to get it up into the stuff.
01:57:21
Speaker
Crusty ass nails.
01:57:29
Speaker
Luckily with my new job, I don't have to work use my hands as much so I can start. New company or just a new job? new company or just a new job ah Just a new section of the job. I'm doing quality control and shit like that.
01:57:49
Speaker
Besides management, that's... sure everything's good. That's where they put the worst workers besides management. you can do the least harm there. No, it's the last check before you send it out.
01:58:00
Speaker
No one gives a shit if it's a crap product anymore. It's America.
01:58:04
Speaker
They do. We get in a lot of shit if we have fucked up product and we have to redo it all over again and people get so fucking pissed off.
01:58:15
Speaker
Cool story, bro. That's all. I know it is. You should tell that when I party. Don't try to tell me how my fucking job is, bitch.
01:58:27
Speaker
What do you got going on over there, Glick? why She's laughing at Brittany.
Weekly Highlights and Casual Catch-Up
01:58:33
Speaker
Brittany, she's just on some bullshit today. She's on some straight... She has been on bullshit since' since before the show started. Like I said, she told me I was a liar for what I told her when the show started. She basically told me I was full of shit. sh and She pops up here in the chat. I'm just doing a recap of the week and shouting out you know our guests and stuff like that. She's like, drop that link, bitch.
01:58:55
Speaker
Let me in, slow. I all that.
01:59:01
Speaker
She's just on that bullshit tonight. I missed last Saturday, so it's all just like spewing out of me. Gross. I feel like I need to go get a shot of Pitter's Cillings just by hearing you say that.
01:59:16
Speaker
Good, do it. She's in touch with her feels, yes.
01:59:23
Speaker
and just don't hide them feels. me I say how it is, bitch.
01:59:31
Speaker
looks like come on anyone anyone just get in here and deliver but anybody but you were that's what you're thinking too Michael that's why you push it on the click I'm not the one dropping the link over and over again come save me you son of a bitch she you default let's go yeah she likes you default come on be faultless so told Skylar to get up in here too.
02:00:00
Speaker
We'll get Skylar up in here later. It's only two hours and we'll get Skylar up here later. What you drinking tonight, Skylar? Queen, what you drinking?
02:00:16
Speaker
Oh, did you see? I got a new piercing. I did not notice. Don't ask to see it. Don't ask to see it. I made that mistake. its that It's so pink. She said, I got an embarrassing. said, it looks like somebody punched you in the mouth. She's like, no, look at it.
02:00:37
Speaker
Well, I did get hit in the middle of the night by accident. phrase Trust me, with that mouth and that attitude, it wasn't by accident. I was asleep, but no, I do snore a lot as fuck. Sleep apnea bitch.
02:00:52
Speaker
Waited until your ass was asleep. and What? Bitch. think Britney bitch now. Why is there baby powder on my face? yeah It's boo things world, a bitch.
02:01:08
Speaker
Bitch, let the fuck out. When I said bitch, I just heard it.
Favorite Drinks and Financial Humor
02:01:15
Speaker
Twisted tea and penis colada buzz balls. Oh, Scotto's getting fucked up.
02:01:22
Speaker
Vertical. Ah, there's new boo thing. I heard you were talking shit about my beard. Because we have the same... This is too loud, so I busted our shit. Oh, shit.
02:01:33
Speaker
Don't talk shit about my beard because we have the same dying habits. Beard dying habits. Fuck. I was wondering if you were going to bring that up. this is
02:01:45
Speaker
I don't blame you, dude. It probably wasn't just her story. Sometimes she just needs busted into shit every once in while. Shut the fuck up! Don't hurt her. Don't hurt her too bad.
02:01:56
Speaker
He's probably laughing right now. Don't look like Just one time. she just need a little Give her the old what for. he's gonna fight.
02:02:10
Speaker
There was a Britney fade out. Just remember. Just remember. I remember the jab. Set the tone.
02:02:23
Speaker
because I didn't really want to say it. Because I don't know. Never mind. Why are you motherfuckers bragging about your Walmart money?
02:02:39
Speaker
Wish I could afford Walmart, you motherfuckers. Big ass ballers. Buy some fucking shirts, y'all, like and can go to Walmart, too. So you don't. We're at Costco. Man, I wish I had Walmart money.
02:02:59
Speaker
like found the attention It was the I. Shut That was the I, too. No hate on the beard. I never met another. but i You know what, bro? I ain't never met him either.
02:03:10
Speaker
But you know how we got him. If you know, you know. We are legends. we are legends These fuckers are always hating on my beard. Because you dye them.
02:03:24
Speaker
You know what? Give her an extra. Just bust her in the shit one more time. Just give her an extra. yeah it's For me. At our house, we call it a fresh one. A fresh one. The old what for. The old what for.
02:03:36
Speaker
old what for. The old what for. That's what I've heard. Hey, Chris, you you know you know my normal my normal Walmart needs. I appreciate you, son. Thank you for looking out for me.
Snack Preferences and Food Humor
02:03:48
Speaker
He's always got your back. Every fucking time. I love that.
02:03:52
Speaker
Chris is my boy. He's always looking out for me. fresh fresh front Top off the beer. Maybe some snacky snacks. What's your go-to?
02:04:04
Speaker
but Your go-to snacky snack. What is it? Potatoes. Anything that are potatoes. Anything that are potatoes.
02:04:17
Speaker
I have to agree. French fries, loaded potatoes, baked potatoes. like a big like what are we just like and Like an actual snacky snack or like a drunk snack?
02:04:28
Speaker
Snack. Oh, just regular potato chips. Oh, wait a minute. I like potato chips or vanilla ice cream. What's your ice cream? um what Chubby hubby.
02:04:44
Speaker
Chubby hubby is good. the fuck just Just straight up vanilla.
02:04:49
Speaker
You have issues. No, you know you know what the great thing about vanilla is? oh Not only is it the greatest flavor of ice cream on the fucking planet, whether it's vanilla bean, homemade, whatever, but you can put whatever you want into and and it and it doesn't fuck up the flavor.
02:05:05
Speaker
You can put bananas in there. It is vanilla. Vanilla with what? Whatever I want. I don't want to go buy strawberry ice cream because I want to put fresh strawberries in my ice cream because it's then it makes it healthy.
02:05:20
Speaker
Then it makes it healthy. The only time I like vanilla is if it's like homemade vanilla. Price baked potatoes, man. Price baked potatoes is the shit.
02:05:33
Speaker
That's my go-to. Price baked potatoes got started?
02:05:38
Speaker
to have no idea. lot of women can't get anything right the first time. I knew you were going to say something like that. And that's what I started to say. What's up, bitch? Fucked up. Oh, whatever.
02:05:53
Speaker
Hell yeah. am I like this guy. I like boothing i like new boo thing. Yeah, you can't. you you gotta to Now you can't break up with him. You got to keep him there. i like him. He's my boy. We boys. Yeah, we boys now. i' Suck it, Brittany. I plan on it.
02:06:10
Speaker
Anyways. Yeah. like I'll wait for my lip piercing to freaking heal up.
02:06:19
Speaker
yeah another I know you want to hear that. I'm just kidding, but I got a ton of toes. No, because you're already like, I'm going to get a little pierced, and I'm like, what?
02:06:32
Speaker
ah
02:06:35
Speaker
I love making you feel awkward as fuck. It's my favorite thing. That's no. All right, cheers, y'all. That's no That's no.
Small Town Living and Local Culture
02:06:43
Speaker
I'm going to roll up a newspaper and smack her forehead with no bad Britney. I will fuck you up. I will fuck you up. You're done for.
02:06:55
Speaker
but I stay strapped. You're done.
02:07:00
Speaker
Calm down. i stay strapped too because you never know what could happen in these streets. Yeah, with your fucking wrestling belts. but I got my pew pew right over there. Pickle backs are fun.
02:07:12
Speaker
lets Hell yeah, man. Now I want vanilla ice cream. ah I wish I had. I don't have no vanilla ice cream. Now I'm disappointed. I'll tell you what. I don't smoke weed, but I drink beer, and there's nothing better than drinking beer and eating ice cream. Vanilla ice cream is good with beer.
02:07:30
Speaker
Oh, Chris, if you got your ears on, get me some vanilla ice cream, buddy. Where does he live again? and and debru do New Mexico. but but I'm telling you, one of these times we're going to be in the middle of the show, there's going to knock on my door and his ass is going to be standing there. Walmart bags, I got you.
02:07:50
Speaker
but but It's going to be like all of the orders that you ever ordered. yeah Well, the crazy thing is is I literally have a Walmart like two minutes from me. Well, Michael's been here. He knows how close everything is.
02:08:03
Speaker
Small town convenience. That's what I think about living in a small town. My town is way smaller than yours. Oh, yeah, dude. I've had some of that and alcohol alcohol-infused ice cream. oh my God. It's amazing.
02:08:16
Speaker
See, we've got velvet ice cream here in Ohio, and that's the best ice cream on the planet, in my opinion. that would be my stripper name, velvet ice cream. Hell, yeah.
02:08:28
Speaker
yeah No, just be Brittany Cox. Brittany only works Tuesday afternoons with the other amputees and pregnant strippers. Come into this. In the middle of a cornfield. Tuesdays 10 a.m. 11.45.
02:08:45
Speaker
And now, coming to the stage, velvet ice cream. Give her around, boys. She has all of her limbs. And she's not pregnant. For a real treat.
02:08:55
Speaker
And the thing is, her crowd, nobody has to put their fingers on her lips to do the whistle. There's no teeth there anyway. The closest strip club we have here is literally, like, I think there is a field behind it.
02:09:09
Speaker
We have one of those here. There was ah there was a strip club at Newcastle. It's like the middle of nowhere. Like 10 minutes from where I grew up at. And the first time we ever went, one of our buddies turned 18, and we took him there as a joke because we thought, like,
02:09:24
Speaker
methanie and all these crazy ass melodies no like just just just some straight up skank fucking strippers were gonna be there turned out not on saturday night because all the girls that went to a couple of the colleges in the area worked there and it was just like oh we found our new jam and because this it dude it it was just it was like a shack in the middle of a cornfield and yeah saturday night now i don't know what was going on the rest of the week but saturday nights it was like hell yeah what's up
02:10:05
Speaker
but i'm sure the rest of the week it was like amish women and They don't shave and bathe regularly. Well, yeah, it's Pennsylvania. So here, that's exactly how. Put their arms up and then tickle themselves with their own hair. How do you even go to strip clubs? I haven't been to a strip club in like... They're gross. 20-some years?
02:10:28
Speaker
Congratulations on avoiding hepatitis. Well done, sir. yeah I don't care for them. It's a huge... but and Who's this? Hey, baby girl. tell there's a girl What up, Brandy?
02:10:41
Speaker
Anybody with the last name Jones is avoiding the law. What was that? for What was her first comment? Yeah. Oh, yes. let's yeah That is is vanilla ice cream. that Oh, yeah.
02:10:57
Speaker
That is my lady right there. I have talked to Brandy. I thought you were in the chat last night or you were here last night. Yeah. No, not last night. Last week, that last night. I wasn't here last night either.
02:11:11
Speaker
Yeah, no. I was late. I was. You were here last night. I'm like right when you guys ended the show is when I was getting on it. Whatever. I still pop the like.
02:11:25
Speaker
Thank you. Talk about Jaws. 50th anniversary of this month of Jaws. 50th anniversary for Jowls. Seriously. Seriously. Overrated movie. Oh, no. There's a giant show. Jaws.
02:11:38
Speaker
Oh, no, there's a giant shark eating people.
Film Critiques and Viewing Experiences
02:11:40
Speaker
Here's an idea. Let's get in a small boat and go try to capture it. Oh, no, the giant shark bit our boat in half and now ate me. Shocking. Wow, Spielberg. Snakes on a plane, motherfucker. Yeah, exactly.
02:11:55
Speaker
So let me guess, you're not a fan of the movie then? No, really not. is pretty stupid, to be honest. I'm not going to lie. It was really cool when I lived down in Charleston to go to Folly Beach, and they used to do movie movies on the beach.
02:12:09
Speaker
In the water, right? Yeah, and and that was a really fun experience. I talked about that place on the show last night. I wanted to do that once. Yeah, they did it down in Charleston. The only movie they show is Jaws, and you only get to see it in the water.
02:12:24
Speaker
Oh, no, they showed all kinds of movies. That's the place I'm talking about. The only movie they showed was John. And you have to be in the water to see the film. You can't see it. That would be cool. I would like that. in the water. They have inner tubes for everybody and shit. That was your ticket price for the watch. Yeah. i mean right yeah That'd be neat.
02:12:40
Speaker
I think, ah you know, they they did that down in Charleston. they would show that's how they That's how they opened the season was with Jaws. And you set out in the water on the inner tubes. And it was, I went just because it was a fun experience. And i'm like, how crazy would that be if a shark actually came up and attacked somebody during this movie?
02:12:56
Speaker
Not me, but somebody else. That'd be the irony of it. The sharks would be really confused if it swims up on me and go, holy shit, what's a Sasquatch doing in the ocean?
02:13:06
Speaker
right
02:13:10
Speaker
Fucking Sasquatch. Sasquatch. Yep, I agree. I'm taking plans for the group. Yeah, unfortunately. oh dude, I love Folly Beach. I live like 10. said Well, in the off season, I was 10 minutes from Folly Beach.
02:13:23
Speaker
in the seat in the In the summer season, tourist season, I was 45 minutes away from Folly Beach. Because of the islands, there's only one way in and one way out. So traffic would just get fucked. And Folly Beach was was a tourist beach.
02:13:39
Speaker
But no, unfortunately, I was not there last night. I did pop in and say hello. But outside of that, Brandy and I were we were we were enjoying some beverages and chit-chatting and listening to Speedwagon.
02:13:55
Speaker
Tell me you're lame without saying I'm lame. Fuck you, REO Speedwagon rocks. You suck my dick. Wow. Don't hate on REO Speedwagon. i was listening to I was listening to a lot of different music, but it started out with REO Speedwagon.
Music Preferences and Personal Time
02:14:12
Speaker
Yeah. yeah
02:14:16
Speaker
You want to try that again in English, Brittany? That is English, yes. just... I'm I'm just... I'm just... just... just... just... just... just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... just... just... just... I'm just... just... just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... just... just... I'm just... just... just... just... I'm just... I'm just... just... I'm just... I'm I'm just... just... just... I'm just... I'm I'm just... I'm just... I'm I'm just... I'm just... I'm I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm I'm I'm just... just... just... just... I'm just... I'm just... just... I'm just... I'm just... just... I'm just... just... just... I'm Not a derail at all. She just pulled the e-brake. That's her thoughts on jobs, apparently. No, it's not. I hate you guys so fucking much.
02:14:56
Speaker
He just reached from the backseat and yanked the e-brake on the conversation. I sorry guess that makes some sense down there, lady. She's like, this conversation's over. I'm bored.
02:15:07
Speaker
Fuck Jaws. I'm with you. john Yeah, Jaws is a terrible movie. I am not a fan by by any means. I'm like, yeah. Fucking Glick. Shut up, Chris. I don't know why fucking Glick.
02:15:19
Speaker
I'm not a fan of Jaws by any means. It's just like... Seriously.
02:15:27
Speaker
There's a giant shark attacking people. So... Let's go get in a smaller boat so the guy can go. Did you see it at a later age? No, I seen it as a kid. And I was like, it's dumb.
02:15:42
Speaker
But I was also a bit jaded because I grew up watching like Alfred Hitchcock, like Psycho and stuff like that. and and So it's like like actual horror movies and thrillers.
02:15:53
Speaker
What's that? A lot makes sense now. yeah Oh yeah, I grew up on horror films. Like the original House on Haunted Hill and stuff like that. I used to watch those movies. And of course, Nightmare on Elm Street. Jesus Christ, she sneezes and almost falls off the bed.
02:16:09
Speaker
gonna be myself. I think I have another one coming. Okay. sorry jesus scratch she sneezes and almost falls off the bed
02:16:20
Speaker
a on the i saw cause i think i have another one coming
02:16:28
Speaker
yeah Yeah, I love all those psychological thrillers, horror movies, stuff like that.
02:16:34
Speaker
I was to say bless you, but she said she had another one, so I was waiting. I'm done. my ah One of my favorites is House of a Thousand Corpses and Thirteen Ghosts.
Film Backstories and Ghost Characters
02:16:45
Speaker
Thirteen Ghosts, great place. yeah I really wish, and I know it's been talked about and flirted around with and played around with, whether it be a movie or a television series. I would love to get something where they go backstories on the ghost. the thirteen Me fucking too.
02:17:02
Speaker
That would be fucking dope. I saw something about that, but I think it was like a fake thing. That would be so cool. Yeah, I don't care if it's a television series or if it's a movie or, you know, what it is, but I would love to see that. I think that would be awesome.
02:17:19
Speaker
Who was the big juggernaut? Was it the juggernaut? Yeah, the juggernaut. You had the, that what was that? The juggernaut. You had the hammer. The anvil hands, right? or not Yeah. Like Mjolnir kind of hands. Or Jackal. Jackal, the serial killer. Jackal, you had...
02:17:37
Speaker
Yeah, Big Baby and the Mom. You had the the... Witch, right? The Witch had like the metal. Big Baby and the Mom scared me the most. I don't know why. But they scared me the most. Then you had the one that was like naked.
02:17:51
Speaker
The Beauty. Yeah.
02:17:54
Speaker
Let's see. You know what? Actually, I'll i'll get you. The one with the square cage. run Yeah, the Witch. I think that was the Witch. Yeah. You had... I love maybe that, man.
Creative Ghost Story Ideas
02:18:10
Speaker
You had the firstborn son, which was the kid with the arrow in the head.
02:18:14
Speaker
He got shot with the arrow playing cowboys. You had the torso, which was the dismembered guy by the mobsters. ah The bound woman strangled by her cheating boyfriend. ah the The withered lover, which was the mom of the in the family who was burned in the house fire.
02:18:34
Speaker
The torn prince died in the drag race. The angry princess was the naked one. Oh, it's like the 1950s research. Yeah. Then you had the angry princess. She was one that was naked with all the cut marks all over because she committed suicide right after so as a botched surgery.
02:18:51
Speaker
The pilgrimess, which was starved to death. Maybe that was, was that the one that had the cage on her head? I don't think so. think that was called the witch.
02:19:01
Speaker
ah You had the great child mutilated by his ringmaster. The dire mother.
02:19:10
Speaker
So the great child was the big baby and the dire mother was his mom. The hammer, which was with the hammer was the guy. He was the guy who had the hammer.
02:19:22
Speaker
He was the black guy. He was killed by racists. The jackal, he was a serial killer. Or no. The jackal died in the asylum. The jackal was the serial killer.
02:19:35
Speaker
He was shot by police. And then Broken Heart died while trying to save others, which was the dad. Was supposed to be the dad. So there was who was the one with the hammer the helmet on the head then? The the metal thing?
02:19:47
Speaker
The Pilgrim mask. ah Yeah. That's what I thought. They put that box on her head to starve her to death. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that would be fucking awesome.
02:20:01
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. Backstories on the mountain of the creatures. That would be cool. Yeah, man. You could easily it. You stop all your contacts, man.
02:20:10
Speaker
You know, Jake C. Young. And or... Rights are really cheap to get. And or... You might not have to get the rights for that. I don't know how that would work. you know, if you just... Because, like, the people who do all these fan-made movies...
02:20:30
Speaker
If they're copyrighted characters, you'd have to have rights.
02:20:36
Speaker
so yeah that's These are based on no characters, fictional or real. You slightly change their name. consider the jacke the intellectually unique enough to not be Instead of the he's the hyena. The hammer becomes the anvil.
02:20:56
Speaker
the hammer becomes the anvil
02:21:01
Speaker
The ball peeing hammer. The ball peeing hammer.
02:21:06
Speaker
I'm a juggernaut, bitch. You ever see that old-ass fucking YouTube video? That was the worst one of all the juggernauts. Vinnie Jones could ruin the juggernaut.
02:21:18
Speaker
Ah, yeah. i'm not And I love Vinnie Jones. I didn't watch any of the preview stuff or any of that shit. If I want to see something for sure at the theaters, I stay away from previews. so I had no idea Juggernaut was going to be in that movie. It was a total shock and surprise to me. It was done so well.
02:21:31
Speaker
I had no idea. That was my Juggernaut. except random from trailers soon Except for the fact that defeat the the way they defeated him was shoving electrical wire up his ass. It didn't defeat him. It just knocked him out for a minute. ands just good of time Juggernaut's a Juggernaut, dude.
02:21:49
Speaker
Juggernaut. There's a ah voiceover thing from YouTube years and years ago. um with the juggernaut fighting the X-Men in the original X-Men. And and there's a couple guys animated it, and he's like, I'm a juggernaut, bitch. He's like, come here, Charles. I'm It's the funniest goddamn clip in the world.
02:22:14
Speaker
You know Xavier is the juggernaut's half-brother, right? Yes.
02:22:20
Speaker
Oh, wow. Or is he his stepdad? You're a fucking nerd. Or is he That was the most English thing Brittany has said all night.
Actor Opinions and Personal Quirks
02:22:36
Speaker
In other words. You don't scare me when you look at me like that. Oh, no. I'm sorry, Brittany. Please forgive me.
02:22:49
Speaker
no fuck all that right that's That's why your name is spelled with two T's and it's A-N-Y.
02:22:58
Speaker
Britanny. Britanny. I don't know who the fuck you're talking to, but I know it's not me. Britanny.
02:23:10
Speaker
She's so gangster. It's Brit-me. Bitch. She's so gangster. I will show it to you. Brit-me. one tea on this i don't want to choose thank you just Just because you don't know how to spell.
02:23:30
Speaker
Somebody didn't. oo Here we go. My crackhead parents. Just kidding. You should have done with me to sign me.
02:23:44
Speaker
No.
02:23:47
Speaker
Is he the floppy British guy?
02:23:51
Speaker
If so, no. I'm not watching that movie. Nah. Yeah, I'm not about that life. Oh, the chick's brother? Okay, was trying to think of what movie she did. The Little British dude.
02:24:02
Speaker
Yeah.
02:24:04
Speaker
He's not strong enough to care about that movie. like Bobby Little British dudes, but... I don't think we're talking about the same thing, Brittany.
02:24:18
Speaker
but but She can't even say it. Come on, man.
02:24:23
Speaker
She says the best character. i don't know, man. i was I was a fan of Brendan Fraser. The only reason... No, thank you. He didn't go and die. all of it, Cliff.
02:24:36
Speaker
He has such a weird face. I just when i i just want to kick it. What is wrong with you? Brennan Fraser, what is your problem? Who did just show us on the doll when Brennan Fraser touched you? Jesus Christ. It's It's face. It's weird. I want to punch it.
02:24:55
Speaker
What's wrong with you? you um No, nobody agrees with you on this one. You're on your own. I don't give a fuck if I'm on end. See how it ends up.
02:25:06
Speaker
but I don't give a fuck. We don't give a fuck.
02:25:11
Speaker
She's so gangster. I feel like she's going through something. I am.
02:25:21
Speaker
But we're not going to go there. What really is what? I don't understand. Right? It really is. I agree with Britt. It really is. Brittney, don't you agree with her about it at this point?
02:25:37
Speaker
Britt's like, fuck, I made a point? Damn it, what was it? and I did something good. I can't even remember. What did I say? Fuck.
02:25:49
Speaker
Good girl. pat you on the head. you' Good girl. Don't pat me like a fucking dog. I didn't pet you. I was patting on the head.
02:26:01
Speaker
Like a dog. Good girl.
02:26:06
Speaker
Like a basketball. He agrees with you that his face makes you want to punch it. Why are you guys hating on Brandon? That's what I say. Brandon Fraser's not a bad guy, man.
02:26:18
Speaker
Yeah, he's a good guy. he'st He's a good actor. He's...
Bodily Humor and Technical Issues
02:26:22
Speaker
He's also got a glandular problem or maybe a serious alcoholism problem. is My God, he looks like he ate three Brandon Fraser's. Dude, but he did that movie The Whale where he put on all that weight.
02:26:31
Speaker
Well, let me tell you right now, he never lost it.
02:26:36
Speaker
I think it was what was called, The Whale or something like that. Well, aptly named if he's the main character.
02:26:49
Speaker
everything all right? I thought I had to... Oh, there we go. I was worried about shitting myself. i almost pulled ah I almost had a story of shit in my pants.
02:27:07
Speaker
Don't sneeze when you pee, I'll tell you that much.
02:27:11
Speaker
I mean, outside the fact that it goes everywhere, but... Everything is relaxed. You sneeze. Oh, and that was a phone no, that wasn't a fart at all. All at once, just, it can get you, man.
02:27:25
Speaker
I'm just telling you a story I heard once.
02:27:30
Speaker
Definitely didn't... You're a friend. It definitely didn't happen to me at all. Definitely did not happen. I actually, I'm like, I'm kind of curious about this. Like, not that I want to shit my pants or anything like that, but I'm kind of like, will that really happen? when i want to sit Everything's just relaxed. I want to sit down to try it.
02:27:54
Speaker
Nothing is cinched up. I want to sit down and try a Good call. I was standing up. Oh, I thought it wasn't you. but it was your friend. I mean, ah friend of mine. It definitely, definitely did not happen to me at all.
02:28:13
Speaker
Definitely did not happen to you. No, I want to like, now like I kind of want to do that. Like I'm going to sit down to pee and make myself sneeze and just see what happens. I'll blow my O-ring out.
02:28:26
Speaker
God damn you, Michael!
02:28:29
Speaker
Just look up with both your fists to the sky. michael
02:28:34
Speaker
We are not family here. You did not tell me the last part. move April fools.
02:28:44
Speaker
No, she's muted.
02:28:47
Speaker
She probably has no idea what she's doing.
02:28:51
Speaker
I know. but
02:28:57
Speaker
Well, my earbuds died, so I'm trying to mute myself because I don't want you guys to have to hear yourself. i don't hear it. don't hear ourselves. No? Okay. We're good then. We don't hear ourselves. yeah Unfortunately, we hear you.
02:29:18
Speaker
What is wrong with that thing? so She is a strange, strange creature, my friend. I gotta go take a piss. Here's the mental health, Brittany. Here's the mental health. What is wrong with that thing?
02:29:36
Speaker
you kidding me right now? Now I'm terrified to sneeze. Now I'm terrified I'm gonna fucking sneeze. You're Jameson pit juice monster. You're gonna talk shit to me?
02:29:51
Speaker
Yeah. Give me a second.
02:29:55
Speaker
I will do that, yes. Okay. So what's new, Freak Show?
02:30:03
Speaker
Um... Besides your new job? That's basically it right now. Just trying to get settled. Huh? Been on stage yet?
02:30:14
Speaker
I've been talking to people about doing it, but I have not, no. Gotta do it. Talking to anyone Gotta do it. This is a small ass fucking town, man. Make it happen.
02:30:25
Speaker
I am. Yeah, I've just been exhausted. I'm trying to just get the shit settled in my room and everything.
Job Changes and Weather Humor
02:30:32
Speaker
ah you moved. Yeah. No, I didn't know. and Yeah. i've I mean, I've been here for a couple months, but like getting my housemates daughter stuff out of here while moving my shit in here. It's been a process.
02:30:47
Speaker
And then working a shit ton has been a process. So, yeah.
02:30:54
Speaker
And I have to change from Maryland to Pennsylvania. You're in PA now. Yeah. It's like right across the border, but still.
02:31:06
Speaker
What you got change? My address, my plates, my insurance, all that jazz. Insurance doesn't just follow the car? Well, no, the insurance I'm talking about health and insurance.
02:31:23
Speaker
Did you have to move for the job? No. The job a hiring sign right out back, and I saw it and I just walked over and was like, hey, I think I can do this.
02:31:36
Speaker
They're like, you have construction background, so all right. Start Monday.
02:31:43
Speaker
Cool. Yerp.
02:31:48
Speaker
It's nice to have the job right there, but also, like, when it starts snowing, there's no missing work.
02:32:00
Speaker
No. I'm not giving you that. Boo. Boo. Boo!
02:32:10
Speaker
That was a bad dad joke. I know. It was a great bad dad joke. No. ah Try again.
02:32:21
Speaker
Click. Get ready not to laugh.
02:32:28
Speaker
Do what?
02:32:31
Speaker
but I was touching myself. That's why I wasn't listening to Brittany. You were definitely doing something more productive than I was.
02:32:45
Speaker
Brittany. Brittany. tell him what you said Tell him the words you said to me.
02:32:53
Speaker
use Use your words like a big girl, Brittany. Oh, Brittany? Oh, me? Brittany. Brittany. Brittany.
02:33:05
Speaker
You are a bitch. Bitch. What was I saying? Oh, God. Your job and about, you know, when the weather gets bad? Oh, oh, oh.
02:33:17
Speaker
Yeah, since it is right back there and it's so close, when it starts to snow, there's snow missing work.
02:33:29
Speaker
You got well you got gave her more than I did. she so I wasn't going to laugh at it until she went. She gave me the pew-pew. god I was trying to get Michael with that, but I didn't.
02:33:43
Speaker
I gotta give her props for the pew-pews, because... Yeah, I did it! People are easy.
02:33:52
Speaker
Hey, but that's what you want, right? yeah
02:33:56
Speaker
You're comedian.
02:34:03
Speaker
I don't give a fuck, Michael. I can't wait until I take the stage and show all these... That's how it's done.
Future Plans and Group Activities
02:34:11
Speaker
Actually, I'm just kidding. You're not. like i' not Actually, I'm not going to tell jokes. I'm just going to talk shit about everybody in attendance when you guys roast me. And that's all I'm going to do. And you guys know I'm going to talk with shit.
02:34:23
Speaker
it It's a roast. And you know I'm going to talk shit. my I'm turning the heel factor all the way up. and Spinal Tap, they only went to 11. We need to get a venue.
02:34:37
Speaker
It's July right now. We've got five months to play around. but i mean we need a venue lined up in greater than 90 days. We do not want to be less than 90 days into an event.
02:34:49
Speaker
NERC. The NERC area. Come down. Come down one weekend. The kids aren't here. We can check out some stuff. Let me know what the kids aren't here. Every other weekend. so They're here.
02:35:02
Speaker
they're they're back so They will be back next weekend. Next weekend. You're doing something. Yeah, I'll be out of town state for the weekend. Nice work. Yeah, because Blaze hit me up asking me if I could co-host with him on Friday night. I said, Jared, I think the only thing I have going on is the kids that will be here.
02:35:21
Speaker
I'll be in Michigan at in time to do the show, but it's my kid's birthday. I'm just going to family that night. Hell yeah. Sue reminded Tell him. Thank goodness Sue's around.
02:35:32
Speaker
had The Sue's.
02:35:35
Speaker
Hell yeah. She is my working brain. Because my brain don't work.
02:35:44
Speaker
Brittany, you're going to come to Ohio for New Year's Eve for the roast of Glick and roast me? Fuck yeah, I am. I'm going to
02:35:58
Speaker
and roast me fuck yeah am
02:36:04
Speaker
i'm gonna get an encore They're going to be like, yeah, fuck this dude up.
Digital Creations and Social Media Humor
02:36:17
Speaker
Michael's face is saying what I'm thinking.
02:36:23
Speaker
She is and queen in her own world. I told you, she is on what did i row she is on one tonight, tonight, bro.
02:36:34
Speaker
Who is this person? What did she do with Brittany?
02:36:39
Speaker
Fucking Brittany! but I know how Glick was spelling it. B-R-I-T-T-A-N-E-Y. Brittany. Oh my god, I you so much!
02:36:53
Speaker
Brittany. Hello,
02:36:57
Speaker
Brittany. Hello, Brittany. with the knee most ridiculous fucking show that we've probably had now. Man, I wish I knew how to upload a picture.
02:37:12
Speaker
i made i made a new emoji that's awesome. ah Where do you have it at? um I'll show it to you right now in one of our many, many chats.
02:37:23
Speaker
I'm sure that's going to say it's an impossible one, then he said, I'll show it to you right now. is. And then reach down low. I'm going to show it to you.
02:37:35
Speaker
Show it to me, Uncle Daddy. Show it to me. You know what I like. Oh, my lanta.
02:37:46
Speaker
You never fucking post anything these chats, you dick. It's because secretly I don't like either one of you. Here we go. so I found an old comment of yours in our NN chat.
02:37:59
Speaker
And I gave you my emoji.
02:38:03
Speaker
Ow. Orange juice is not smart.
02:38:10
Speaker
Oh, I've seen that. Yeah, I've seen that. I did Or are you just not smarter than orange juice? That's probably it
02:38:20
Speaker
it. What was that from? I was goofing off the other day. And I just did all that business and then Sue took a picture and went to Canva and gave me the propeller hat.
02:38:36
Speaker
was my propeller hat, but she took care of it. I'm Andy. What up, Mandy? What up, Mandy?
02:38:47
Speaker
that sir My favorite weirdos and Brit, because she doesn't qualify as a weirdo. She's something completely her own. Whitney's not cool enough to be a weirdo.
02:38:59
Speaker
i love my favorite weirdos and Brit. and bre ah i love love I love that Mandy tags me in every Sasquatch-related Facebook meme. just she She sent me something from Walmart. Great value. was beef jerky.
02:39:14
Speaker
and It said Sasquatch foreskin. was like, oh my god. That sounds vol delicious. I have noticed that anytime I see a Sasquatch, I think of you and it pisses me off.
02:39:28
Speaker
ah You see Sasquatch as you think of me and then you think about the licketing. oh my fucking God, dude. Don't bring that back. Don't lie. don't Don't lie, Mandy. Don't lie.
02:39:41
Speaker
so't and you Don't love you more, Mandy. Don't lie. She's a bit senile. She's my older sister.
02:39:54
Speaker
She has early onset dementia. but but Okay. Or old-timers disease. Just saying, Mandy's getting up there in age. She doesn't really know what she's talking about.
02:40:07
Speaker
So, on YouTube, check this out. It's called ah Stormtrooper Vlogs, V-L-O-G, Stormtrooper Vlogs. There's a couple of them where they team up with Sasquatch on Endor that are pretty goddamn cool. Is this the AI ones?
02:40:21
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, I follow him on TikTok. I follow the Sasquatch. I follow the Stormtroopers. ah sort There was one who was like, fuck this job.
02:40:33
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This is bullshit. Vader's bitch ass got us was fucking wrecked again. He got us wrecked again. Whatever planet they were on, it was all snow and shit.
02:40:43
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yeah but One who's like, well, Greg hasn't crashed yet, so we're calling that a win.
02:40:54
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well I love the Sasquatch ones, though. And there's another Sasquatch one who has the best. The Sasquatch one who finds the powder. Yeah. The other day. There's one of the Sasquatch channels, because there's a bunch of them, but one of the Sasquatch channels, he has a friend named, it's a human friend named Downsy.
02:41:13
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Because, yeah, he's had extra chromosome, or i' missing a chromosome, or whatever the case may be. He's like, hey, chat, Downsy gave me this weird fruit that he found.
02:41:25
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I don't know what it is, but he called it ah a ghost reaper. I'm going to eat it and see how it tastes. And then he's like running through the woods. He's like, goddamn, Downsy, this has got did my mouth on fire. Oh, are you talking about that? Sorry, I wasn't listening.
02:41:43
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Obviously.
02:41:46
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ahead, Shorzy. Shorzy, yeah. and No, no. so Downsy. can' balance you fucking Yeah, hate you.
02:42:00
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Downsy. She's got her ups. She's mostly got her downs.
02:42:07
Speaker
Hey-o. all right. Cheers, dears. Cheers to you, my favorite re-tads. My favorite re-tads.
02:42:21
Speaker
Nonsensical nonsense. Glick's house of tards. Water and orange juice. Woo! That is not water, girl. Yeah, know I know. I did put that. I don't know about this broad.
02:42:34
Speaker
What?
Birthday Celebrations and Artistic Humor
02:42:36
Speaker
Is the birthday girl going to join us in here tonight?
02:42:41
Speaker
Oh, shit. It's 21st birthday, everybody, yesterday. 21st? Let's go. What up, Angel? Let's go. My bitch is in here.
02:42:55
Speaker
Or is she? Or is she? but She's like, wait. She's she's like, God, she's retarded. Maybe I shouldn't only be friends. She's like, score me.
02:43:07
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yeah And she'll hold the e-brake and dip down. She left so fast she couldn't even leave the panel. Got it. Thank you. What's going on, birthday girl? Happy birthday to you.
02:43:18
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Happy birthday. It's delayed. She had her birthday yesterday. I think this a delay, though. Actually, bitch ass. I told her on Wednesday that I knew her birthday was on Friday and that we were going to celebrate it tonight. was yesterday, but it's fine.
02:43:35
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It was yesterday. and I told you Wednesday we were celebrating it tonight. Well, happy birthday regardless. It's your birthday weekend, bitch. Get it. Glad she got to spend it with you, losers.
02:43:46
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Sorry about her luck. I was only on that for a little bit. No, no, no. What? What? It's the Britney What do you call it?
02:44:02
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Britney Zona? Britney Fade I smell toast
02:44:15
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Britney Do you smell toast or do you taste lemons?
02:44:21
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I smell colors I smell
02:44:26
Speaker
I wish. Yes, Mandy with the happy birthday. I thought you had to work tonight. Did you get off? That's never good.
02:44:41
Speaker
No, I called out on Wednesday. but You called out for the entire weekend on Wednesday?
02:44:50
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hey I know it's only Wednesday, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to be sick Friday Saturday. So I'm not coming to work. That's what I was saying. I'm like, oh, we have to do this next week?
02:45:02
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I'm pretty sure I'm going to be sick that day. We
02:45:11
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we used to have to do that. but I remember when I worked at the Ohio State University Medical Center. You have to say it like that because Ohio State's fucking gay as can be. So you have to say it exactly like that.
02:45:24
Speaker
And they're like, you can only take sick time if you plan it. It's like, oh we what? So. ah um mean Ebola on the 14th of August. see
02:45:38
Speaker
Like, how do you plan waking up in the middle the night with explosive diarrhea? Like. I'm sorry. i just Go to Taco Bell the night before. yeah you That's how you plan for it. course There's, there's, there's things in my life that I'm not planning. Like I'm not, you know, i'm not going to plan to have shit coming out of both ends simultaneously. It just fucking happens, you know?
02:46:03
Speaker
So we had to have, ah it was a whole long discussion with the union reps and and our managers. it's just like, yeah, there's just some things you can't fucking plan for. Now, If you're having like a surgery or something like that and you want to use sick time rather than PTO, that's a planned event.
02:46:17
Speaker
But yeah, they were talking about like if you called in sick or whatever, you had to use your PTO time. Who's a terrible artist? You are. That's why she eats your crayons. and then ah And then I make art when I poop.
02:46:35
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She's eating her crayons. Hence why she acts the way she acts. Those are my special crayons. Because you are a terrible artist. You don't need the crayons.
02:46:47
Speaker
You can poop out art better than you can create crayons. I appreciate it. You know what? Now it's funny because Michael explained it to me. Now it's funny. I was just confused.
02:46:58
Speaker
I thought I was smelling toast. I was like, am I having stroke here? Is this real life? Is this real life right now? I shit artwork. I shit artwork. better than you, Dan.
02:47:09
Speaker
Why is Whitney eating my crayons? What does that make me a terrible artist for? Like crayons and peanuts. All I can imagine. I'm sorry. This is terrible.
02:47:22
Speaker
You know how like dogs drag their ass on the ground. the refresh. right ah Dogs drag their ass on the ground. They ate crayons.
02:47:34
Speaker
but
02:47:37
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No, because I don't abuse my dogs and feed them crayons. ah you That poor cat. Brittany's cat is like, wow, you are... That poor cat.
02:47:52
Speaker
That cat's like, Lord, take me now. if there is a god Cute quit touching your pussy. Hey, nice pussy. It's my pussy.
02:48:04
Speaker
touching to pusy on camera Save that for your only Brit 10-E's, Paige. but but There she is.
02:48:22
Speaker
Angel, where'd
Relationships and Banter
02:48:23
Speaker
you go, baby girl? She was having... Yeah, I don't know which one's lagging. It might be. it So what happens sometimes is when you put the the background... None of the two are lagging, so I don't know.
02:48:36
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yeah Sometimes when you put the background on there, the little whatever the fuck it's called, it'll cause a lag too. That's why I never have one. Because my shit fucks up every time I do it.
02:48:49
Speaker
i maybe just Yeah, watch out Brandy. and fucks up every time he tries the to do it. He has a gray one.
02:49:01
Speaker
The shirt. Michael is showing off shirts. I need to make it sleeveless, though. I need to put the sleeves off of it. You don't have black. I was shocked. No, I don't. I was shocked when you didn't have the sleeves off and we wore it.
02:49:14
Speaker
as As Angel was yelling at me last week, God, Glick, just pick out a sleeveless shirt already and start to show.
02:49:26
Speaker
I was a little late last week. It's just, yeah you know, i yeah, I'm... ah Both you girls are beautiful. oh Don't be nice to her.
02:49:36
Speaker
Thank you, Brandon. Stop being nice to her. blessing That's my girl. approve. I approve. Thank you for your approval because that's what I was waiting for.
02:49:49
Speaker
Fuck you. Sorry, that was hard. jump okay Wow. If I had feelings, I might have been hurt. Well, I want you, Katie. You'd be happier here.
02:50:02
Speaker
Shut your flaps.
02:50:06
Speaker
Shut your flaps. The world would be a better place. Excuse me? Yeah, those flaps. I did call you a slur. A man was literally smited by God after having sex with you.
02:50:22
Speaker
He was struck by lightning and died. Bitch slapped down to hell. Because it was so fucking amazing. Brandy, tell Scotto to bring his cause his ass up here on the panel. Yeah, tell Scotto to come on this. Lagging still?
02:50:38
Speaker
No, not see, now you're good. Maybe it's because you had the background thing. It might have done it, too.
02:50:49
Speaker
Brandy, don't say that. I don't know if you've got the chance to meet Michael yet. Michael's part of the network, too. Why doesn't she come up on the panel? Michael sucks. She can if she wants to. She is more than welcome to come up on the panel. I don't know she will. Do it, Brandon. Let's go. The last one now is in transit.
02:51:08
Speaker
Now she won't be because you guys remember that Nickelodeon show, Wild Thornberries? you know Do you remember that, Brittany? You know that one wild-ass kid? I think his name was like... I don't remember his name.
02:51:24
Speaker
But... yeah let me Hold on a second, Michael. more More for our generation. She's not coming up on the show. She said hell no. This isn't her jam. This isn't her world. She she loves watching me. and my thing It's not really his thing either. He might pop on for a second.
02:51:44
Speaker
I'm just glad I got her in the chatter's box. I love that she's in the chatter's box. Yeah, I'm surprised I got mine in the chat box too. Stop making it about you, Brittany. It's about me right now. Jesus Christ. Does that help you fly, Angel?
02:51:59
Speaker
No, I want Angel to talk. Does the hat help her fly? I want to know. It looks like it has wings. Oh, stop it. You know you're beautiful. Stop it with that crap. I'll leave that for you. beautiful What? Does that make you fly? to ear Are those bat wings? They're ears.
02:52:17
Speaker
I thought they were either fish or feathers. I thought it was like that. I love you, baby girl. Oh, gosh. You guys get a room. Stop.
02:52:30
Speaker
I don't know who's gay, Brittany Scotto. Scotto, come up here and defend you. Scotto, come up here and defend you. No, I love I'm glad to see you smile so much because you were little poopy for a little bit there. so Easy with your fucking filth mouth. No, he's not. Don't lie to him. could not give more thumbs down to that. If I had more hands, would.
02:52:58
Speaker
no he's not don't don't lie to him i could not give more thumbs down to that i had more handss i would He has... he he he has a Michael has an amazing personality. She must be drinking heavily today. She is drinking today.
02:53:18
Speaker
Meet my friend Michael. He has an awesome personality. jesus He's a six-packer. Maybe a paper-brown stacker. Double bag it. Turn the lights off. you missing him pickle juice He is not a beautiful fucking person. He's a fucking monster.
02:53:34
Speaker
Wow.
02:53:37
Speaker
You'll get to meet Michael and person. Yes, Queen. Yes. Yes. I see you down there. You beautiful bitch. Hey, Scotto. Wow, just in time. pan Scotto!
02:53:53
Speaker
What's the cheers, Michael? You were holding them That's pretty sweet background, man. Hi, baby. Michael, we're holding our team. Very cool. You have your nails like usually have my nails. Yeah, I was going to see.
02:54:10
Speaker
Nice. Okay. I like them. They look so much better than last week. They look beautiful. I love them. And your hoodie is dope as fuck. I like the country berries. The wind always be at your back. That's all I got.
02:54:29
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, it is a buzz ball. And cheers, y'all.
Food Humor and Aging
02:54:34
Speaker
Okay, hold on a second. We got double angels. There we go. Oh, there you go. There you go, love. from brickley hellola nice red should go much love.
02:54:49
Speaker
sure on what is and up just got out like captain's name michael's talk what's the captain name of what the captain's name cabinvin crunch what's his name Oh, fuck, I don't know. Oh, shit.
02:55:04
Speaker
Captain Crunch.
02:55:07
Speaker
That's his last name, but what's his first name? Captain. Last name's Crunch. By Solomon, don't know. Horatio. Horatio Crunch.
02:55:18
Speaker
No, that's that asshole from CSI Miami. His name was Horatio. You heard it here first.
02:55:24
Speaker
Brittany's over there really confused. Oh. good I'm really trying to think of, like, what would be a nickname of Crunch.
02:55:37
Speaker
Crunch. And not going to lie, kind of want to, like, switch my last name to Crunch.
02:55:45
Speaker
But my last name is Cox. What if I gave it, like, hyphen Cox Crunch?
02:55:53
Speaker
Crunch Cox. I hate my life right now. Crunch and cocks is the way it goes. How are you going to go crunch and crunch? Crunch and cocks. You're not a Spaniard.
02:56:04
Speaker
I was engaged and I was going to hyphen my name
02:56:11
Speaker
to cocksmith.
02:56:16
Speaker
So you know how like there's blacksmiths and I want off this ride. I want off this ride. Elon must take me away. Take me to Mars.
02:56:32
Speaker
Just take me to Mars, Elon. There you go. Tarantula. Look at Brandy showing everybody love up in there. She loves seeing tarantula here. She loves seeing Scottish. She loves Dude, Scotto, she loves you.
02:56:47
Speaker
She fucking loves you. believe We talked about you last Sunday, and she was like, oh my god, he is the absolute best. I was like, yes. I totally agree with that. scott ah I love Scotto so much. I get so excited. brandy Where's Scotto from? why are you with San Francisco.
02:57:06
Speaker
San Francisco. The Sunshine State. thought that was Florida. It is. The San Francisco treat, man.
02:57:17
Speaker
Rice-a-roni, you jackass. I just say that no matter where somebody says they're from because it's fun to say. So, oddly, on that note, I ask people all the time that live here, do you ever eat rice-a-roni? And they're all like, what the fuck is rice-a-roni? I'm like, how can you not know?
02:57:34
Speaker
It's the San Francisco treat. Dinah Shore sang that shit for years. Dinah fucking Shore. don't get
02:57:47
Speaker
You don't have to get it. Okay. You're young.
02:57:53
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I get it. I get it. Because we're old as shit. You're young too, Scotto. Don't worry. The greys to prove it. Exactly. Well, I can't wait for my greys to show up.
02:58:06
Speaker
It's what everybody says, then they show up, and you want to kill yourself when find your first gray pubic hair. Mm-hmm. That's not true. I love my fucking grays.
02:58:16
Speaker
Well, actually, my hair's more than likely going to turn white.
Business Stories and Name Jokes
02:58:20
Speaker
I love my grays. John Smith, what's going on with you, baby?
02:58:28
Speaker
So on the note of hyphenated names, um this was like 30-some-odd years ago, and this place doesn't exist anymore, and so I can tell you the story. These two gentlemen um formed a company to sell office supplies, and so they hyphenated their last names and made it the company name.
02:58:47
Speaker
One gentleman's last name was Ball, and the other guy's last name was Stalker. So this fucking place was called Ball Stalker Office Supplies. Yes. Yes. fucking love it.
02:58:59
Speaker
That is what I would like to hear. gots to stop them. I'm about that life.
02:59:09
Speaker
That's not a surprise. Yeah, whatever. Ball Stalker and me. There you go. That's why I remember this thing. So, my new boo thing's last name is Grooms.
02:59:25
Speaker
So, I Grooms Cox or That would be weird. You and Boo Thing already talking about marriage? That says crazy. I didn't. You just did.
02:59:37
Speaker
i mean you you and booing already talking about merit oh that says braz i don't you just did brandy Oh my God. You are crazier than a shithouse rat.
02:59:56
Speaker
Run far and run fast, Mr. Grooms. No, he's not talking to about marriage. Believe that I am not. I didn't even want to start dating him.
03:00:08
Speaker
Michael, shut up. You're getting ready to get married, bro. You got like two months. Yeah, I've known him for 32 years. Yeah, she hated you for thirty one and a half of those years More like 32 years up to now.
03:00:25
Speaker
That's not true. She hates you as much as she hates your idiot friends down here in Nurk. Exactly right. It's like the wrestlers Dick the Bruiser and Dirty Dusty Rip.
03:00:41
Speaker
Where's my shit at? You got the goods, Chris? chris I appreciate you, brother. Thank you. Where's the shit at, though? where that shit is hey man it's me open up i got the stuff
03:00:58
Speaker
britney you know we're just picking on you girl i'm glad you're happy and i and you got out um toby on i'm glad no i'm glad you're happy and i'm glad you got a you got a good guy that you're hanging out with and whatever happens happens Remember that mentality. Whatever happens, happens.
03:01:13
Speaker
Expect the unexpected. That my mentality. Whatever happens, happens. Whatever happens, happens. It's the kind of shit people say before they have a goddamn unplanned child. ah Because Lord knows i was not looking for anything.
03:01:30
Speaker
and Lord knows I wasn't looking for anything when I found Brandy. Now it's just like, what's this? What did that say? What did what say? That thing.
03:01:40
Speaker
What were you saying about an unplanned child? You better approach me ah different way, you motherfucker. That thing. my but thing That s thing with the vagina.
03:01:53
Speaker
What are you doing? It was a possibility that I may have. You've got a bun in the oven right now? No, no, no, no. Oh, shit, Penny's leaving me.
03:02:03
Speaker
but What's happening right now? Sorry, Scott.
03:02:11
Speaker
so
03:02:15
Speaker
What is my life? but his pardon No, I'm not. pull-out game is weak. pull-out thing don't work. i got to raise a message I hope he's fucking watching right now. ah don't work He's got two fuck trophies.
03:02:35
Speaker
I got three. He's taking shit and leaving town. I'm better than him. I got three fucktropies. That's it. Only three? Easy.
03:02:46
Speaker
Crotch goblins. I had two. Women have crotch goblins. Women have crotch goblins and men get fucktropies.
03:02:58
Speaker
I got three of them little bastards. Thank God. all got Sons of bitches. I get semen cemeteries. Wait, what? wait m Wait, wait, Wait, did you infect my girlfriend, Brittany, with your crazy shit?
03:03:17
Speaker
I get semen cemeteries. Wait. It's spelled one way only, Brittany, Brittany. I will fuck you up, Michael.
03:03:30
Speaker
Oh, no, I didn't change her name tonight. I didn't change her name. The other night I changed A couple weekends ago, I changed her name, and it was like that for like three hours before she seen it. And then when she seen it, she was so pissed. And she was like, who the fuck changed my name? And I was like, default, because Jedi was on the panel.
03:03:54
Speaker
but I'm the only person on the panel who has the power to
Playful Insults and Personal Quirks
03:03:57
Speaker
change anybody's name. barely remember that. Yeah, I'm not surprised. Do you remember what happened three hours ago before you came up on the panel?
03:04:06
Speaker
Oh, totally. Yes, that is how you spell Brittany right there, baby.
03:04:13
Speaker
put microphone Yeah, that's how it's spelled. What? Don't yell at me. She don't. like how many times ah She don't remember shit. She does a lot of drugs.
03:04:28
Speaker
She does a lot of drugs. Well, she just called help me Click. I'm in trouble. yeah it
03:04:38
Speaker
Shut up, Brittany. Brittany.
03:04:43
Speaker
It honestly really doesn't bug me It really does It's worse to call you a bitch I can call you Brit-ten-y Yeah, I would rather you call me a bitch Call me Brit-ten-y Yeah, you're right It does kind of get under my skin a little bit I don't fucking know why Why?
03:05:03
Speaker
I don't don't know because like
03:05:07
Speaker
hey It's Brit-ten-y, babe
03:05:15
Speaker
That's not me, by the way. I'm sorry, Michael. But this bitch doesn't? What the fuck? Anyways.
03:05:27
Speaker
Scotto, what's going on with you, man? How you been since last week? Doing pretty good. Just hanging out. You beautiful fucking queen. Find a place to get shit.
03:05:38
Speaker
Gotta get into the shit, man.
03:05:42
Speaker
Another day, another dollar, another fucking big holler. don't know. Another day, another dollar. I just made a bitch holler. It was a simple rhyme to do, Brittany.
03:05:54
Speaker
I said a... Yeah, you said another day, another dollar. That's a Brittany bitch. We're going to be using this a lot.
03:06:09
Speaker
ah
03:06:14
Speaker
how many How many Twisted T's and Penis Colada buzz balls are you in? What a angel. Get back up in here. This is only my first one, but I still have, I'm still trying to finish the rest of that fucking main shine. You haven't drank that? And then I got a Twisted T's, so I'm kind of all over the place tonight. Holy shit, is that ah is
Birthday Celebrations and Show Ideas
03:06:36
Speaker
that a Tallboy Cozy thing?
03:06:38
Speaker
Yeah.
03:06:40
Speaker
Where do I get one of those? I three d printed this. Oh, you do 3D print? Yes. Oh, that's cool. You made that? Ironic that, because we were just talking about that earlier.
03:06:52
Speaker
We were talking about printed, like, actual mugs that I can put, like, show logos on and drink of them. And you owe me money because it was my idea, bitch. Shut your whore mouth.
03:07:03
Speaker
This is between me and Scotto right now. ah
03:07:09
Speaker
That's the adult's talk. You're on mute, Brittany. No, your idea was a mug with championship belts. My idea was show mugs. But I love that because that is, i like, I would love to have something to put. I just got pounders, but every once in a while I like to buy the, well, every weekend I bought buy a couple tall boys.
03:07:30
Speaker
I would love to have something like that to just, yeah, like these guys get bongs and Darth Vader bowls and and i just got He loves his pounders, though, you know? Right. um found and along that What's that
03:07:47
Speaker
oh that? I heard both of you talking shit. I said that you love your pounders. And gave you the biggity for that. Our pounders. you know We all love our pounders. We can all agree on that, right?
03:08:03
Speaker
I don't like to be pounded, but I will gladly give poundings, just so you know, Brandi. Michael. Michael. Yeah, there you go. He is gladly taking all the credit in the world. he's Look at me. Look at me, everybody. I'm ready to give you. I did it. i I put it back almost immediately. I was just teasing.
03:08:30
Speaker
don't Don't do that. That's why Jeff quit the network. It's because Blaze was fucking with him one night. Don't make pretty rage quit. Don't make pretty rage quit. The guy that started so this show in particular, the guy who started it with me and ran it with me for almost four years got mad and rage quitted over something that we have done for four years. And I'm just like, whatever, dude. I don't care.
03:08:53
Speaker
Just go away. Yeah, I fucking hated his guts when I first met him. And then I kind of started to like him and then he disappeared. And I was like, okay, whatever. He's an acquired taste.
03:09:06
Speaker
Yeah, for sure. I was doing my due diligence before I joined the network, right? And every time you could hear his voice pop up, Sue said, i fucking hate that guy. That's a true story.
03:09:21
Speaker
but that's situation he was he was He was not... i mean There were some people that liked him. was going to share with him. I didn't have a problem with him.
03:09:33
Speaker
I mean, I have my issues with him, but deep down, Jeff is actually jeff is a good dude. Jeff is a guy that I could count on, man. If he was here and I needed something, I know he without a question, without a doubt, he would be here.
03:09:45
Speaker
If I called him and said I was in trouble, he would 100% be here. Yeah. yeah Aw, baby, you must be really drunk tonight. Because the only beautiful person here is me and Scotto. I was obligated to say that. I was obligated to say that, being the boss's girlfriend.
03:10:03
Speaker
Scotto and I are the most beautiful-est.
03:10:08
Speaker
Fifth, fifth, calling it fifth. Angel's up there. I say Angel and Scotto. Sorry, i was talking to my son. What? Uh-huh.
03:10:19
Speaker
Scotto and Angel are the most beautiful. It's not rude. They know I'm playing with them. Michael and Glick are scum of the earth. Wow. Yeah, and I'm rude. And I'm rude. We tease.
03:10:33
Speaker
She rips our but fucking hearts. You guys have been so fucking mean to me. Do I need to go back to Snapchat before I even started this show? Do I need to go back to the early chat before I started this show? Who's been mut mean to who tonight, young lady? Who's been mean?
03:10:50
Speaker
She's called you a bitch at least 10 times, boss. I know. I like how you call me, boss. I appreciate that. Thank you, sir. but What do you want? are you suck Why are you sucking up, Michael? What do you want? I'm drinking, so I'm being nice. Trust me, I'm still a piece of shit. Oh, I'm rude as fuck. And then Brady says, get him, Brady. She's a girl's girl. I like her. Okay. She can hang.
03:11:20
Speaker
no she's just She a fucking pants. She's going to snap your ass in place, bitch. Sorry. am She called you bitch again, dude. I know. That's why I said sorry.
03:11:31
Speaker
Yeah, don't dad. She knows who daddy is. sorry. Randy who daddy is. I say bitch all the time. i apologize. It's just like kind of off the tongue.
03:11:44
Speaker
I am. It's cool, bitch. And dude is another one. Whatever, slore. I say slore all the time. You're welcome. You're welcome.
03:11:56
Speaker
Actually, you know what? Thank you for that. That was that that was actually that was a good one on your part. I didn't steal it from you. You put it out there on the and put it out there in the nonsensical verse.
03:12:09
Speaker
I stole it from somewhere else, so it doesn't matter. It's the nonsensical verse. Well, now it's ours, so if somebody says it, then they stole it from us.
03:12:19
Speaker
What's a slur? It is a slut and a whore combined. Slur. Slut, whore, slur. Slut, whore, slur. So what' what is the difference between a slut and a whore? A slut and a bitch. What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?
03:12:38
Speaker
ah ho is A hoe is a bitch is a slut. Or a blut? A slut affects everybody, bitch affects everybody but you. Wait, what? that again? Wait, wait, wait, wait.
03:12:53
Speaker
Repeat that. What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut fucks everybody and a bitch fucks everybody but you. I love Scotto. He's like, I'm not going repeat that. He just hits the same. I guess whatever. I'll repeat i'll repeat it, bitch.
03:13:13
Speaker
I mean, guess. This is also true, Brandy. This is also true. This is why I'm called a slurk, because I just give it away for free. for okay to select those Oh, just out there just slinging it around, huh?
03:13:24
Speaker
don't have to worry about getting a fucking 1099 at the end of the year or something. yeah Everybody gets theirs at the end of the day. Everybody leaves happy. fuck for enjoyment, not for employment.
03:13:38
Speaker
There you go. Thanks, Shawty.
03:13:45
Speaker
fifty it so Why are you so quiet down? Dang, shorty. She said, dang, shorty. yeah only ah but like She's like, you want to see my shorty?
03:13:59
Speaker
Look at it. My cats are living on me. They're all here to say hi. All these ladies. Oh, Glick.
03:14:10
Speaker
I have to send you something.
03:14:13
Speaker
No. you you Don't open it. You do not have my consent.
03:14:22
Speaker
Consent is power. oh Oh, God, love her. Oh, she's so beautiful. Not you, Brittany.
03:14:34
Speaker
okay so You said, I need to send you something. I'm like, oh, she's so beautiful. Brandy. know. I was like, okay, Stop.
03:14:51
Speaker
Click's actually being nice for once. No, no. He might be smelling toast. Yeah, he's smelling the fucking toast.
03:15:03
Speaker
yeah
03:15:09
Speaker
No, I, uh... Why do I have to be smelling toast? I am nice all the time, but you fuckers fuck with me. You fuckers fuck with me constantly. And then you're like, oh, Glick's an asshole.
03:15:22
Speaker
Let's poke the bear, and then he's on the bad guy. Alright, I'm not trying to put my head down.
03:15:32
Speaker
Put your fucking life together. Shut fuck up. but
03:15:41
Speaker
Who's in the city? Can you hear me? two two Unfortunately. no Give me that beep beep. Give me that two two. Piss on my knees. They call me Brittany Knee. Seriously.
03:16:02
Speaker
Don't quit your day jogging. You were the one that said you were in the pee and shit play. La la la la la.
03:16:15
Speaker
Don't don't don't ever go, but when we talk about pee and shit. like Yeah.
03:16:27
Speaker
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Britney food. Britney's about to get more food. Let's go. I just put this on my Facebook, and I have like church people on there that
03:16:44
Speaker
all the I used to be a youth leader. those girls were watching. Here's to you. Here's to me. Hopefully friends will ever be.
03:16:56
Speaker
If we should ever disagree, fuck you. Here's to me. Nice.
Cooking Plans and Family Jokes
03:17:02
Speaker
Fuck you right in the face hole. I don't even want to drink that. It was about friendship.
03:17:11
Speaker
No, it's about friendship. you like You don't understand because you have ah you don't have any friends. Facts are fun. I'm not your friend. Unfortunately, I'm your older brother.
03:17:23
Speaker
Yeah. I'll make the rules. Yeah.
03:17:28
Speaker
I'm from Tennessee. That kind of thing is okay there. It's okay there. Well, Brittany is from Alabama. She's had a drunk uncle there. And Tennessee and Georgia. So, yeah. I'm Ohio and we don't do that in Ohio.
03:17:43
Speaker
It's welcome to lot of places, actually. i only have one cousin that married his first cousin. Shit. Quit bragging.
03:17:56
Speaker
let say And you know what? She only had half an arm. She had half an arm.
03:18:03
Speaker
Wait, hold on a second. Hold the fuck on. You gotta got an amputee cousin that married another cousin? No, no, no. She wasn't blood related to me. She was blood related to him.
03:18:15
Speaker
that makes it okay. He's like third
03:18:20
Speaker
it hook Hold on, hold on His grandpa Was married to the sister of my grandma You doing the math for me here, Michael?
03:18:34
Speaker
So, yeah, I have to, like, draw it out So, and then she wasn't blood related to me But she was blood related to him But anyways, yeah, she had half an arm And I tell you what, she could catch a fish She was a killer fisherwoman I don't know what happened in this story, but all the i thought all I could hear when Brittany was talking was, roll tide, roll tide, roll tide, because incest and Alabama go together. They are from Alabama. That's West Virginia. That makes more sense.
03:19:09
Speaker
West Virginia Mountaineers, Mountaineer sister, whatever. Incest is the best. Put your cousin to the test. Incest is what? Why I go across town? You can just go across the house.
03:19:26
Speaker
Family that lays together stays together. That's what I was looking for. My brain wasn't working. get my notes If you can't keep it your pants, at least keep it in the family.
03:19:37
Speaker
but yes you know
03:19:41
Speaker
while we're getting a family tree is just one trunk. It's like a reef. I've never heard that one.
03:19:53
Speaker
When, er, incest is... Incest is best when it's one-on-one. That was...
03:20:04
Speaker
Half a wham. Oh, yeah. yeah Incest is the best. Put your cousin to the test, Brittany. Ew.
03:20:15
Speaker
I'm good.
03:20:19
Speaker
It's a cousin thing in your family. I might be crazy, but I ain't that crazy. fit. ah Jerry Lee Lewis married his cousin. She was only 13. And he was old. i guess Did you say that's hot, Michael? That's what makes it hot.
03:20:39
Speaker
It could have been gross, but no. He found a way to make it hot. the fact that it was He could have been a pedophile, but no. Dary Lee Lewis got busted, arrested outside of ah Graceland.
03:20:51
Speaker
He's looking it up right now. Waving a fucking gun and shit.
03:20:58
Speaker
Beefing, man. Beefing. Are you going to shoot up Elvis? Apparently. you want to shoot him. Man, Elvis could have gotten out and could have gone out getting shot by Jerry lo Lewis, but instead he dies on the shitter eating a fucking sandwich. Dude, Elvis Presley was a big kid at heart.
03:21:14
Speaker
He was a child. Him and his homeboys, like his entourage, right? He had entourage for entourages for a thing. Elvis was the fucking balls. So they all had their own golf cart.
03:21:25
Speaker
And every year, fourth of July and a bunch of weekends else, they would just ride around on the go-karts. Every one of them had Roman candles just firing them off at each other, just riding golf carts and shooting the Roman candles at each other all summer long at
Celebrity Stories and Concert Humor
03:21:40
Speaker
Graceland.
03:21:40
Speaker
That's what it was like to be Elvis' his friend. That would be awesome. That's something we would do. I was going to say, like that just sounds like... I literally have done that. Oh, God, I can't wait to shoot for me with a Roma candle.
03:21:53
Speaker
Damn it, bitch. I'm going to hop in a pool for a show. We're going to start a bitch counter. All right, we really do. Can we get something that we can put up at the top of the screen? Blaze, where where it is Blaze tonight?
03:22:07
Speaker
Actually, where is Blaze tonight? He's not even in the chat yet. Blaze isn't even in the chat. Can we could we get a Britney bitch counter? Can we get something up in the counter or up in the corner that counts how many times I get called a bitch by Britney?
03:22:23
Speaker
ah It's Glick bitch count. Glick's a bitch counter. and And honestly, it should count for everybody. Everybody needs to start calling you bitch because you are one.
03:22:39
Speaker
every time somebody called Every time I get called a bitch when I see you in person, that equals one what for. This is the what for. The backhand with four fingers right across the forehead.
03:22:56
Speaker
The what for. I'll be ready. shit She's going to show up to your wedding with a football helmet on. I'll be like, I told you she was retarded. told you she was retarded. She can't leave the house without a helmet on.
03:23:19
Speaker
the last 10 minutes. And that's only in the last 10 minutes. I didn't count the earlier ones. Mike, I'm going to need you to go back and review footage for the last three and a half hours after we're done. After I take my shoes off, i can get past 12. Yeah.
03:23:37
Speaker
don't even Don't even. Don't even what?
03:23:43
Speaker
Never mind. These poor people don't know what to do because of us. So you guys take the floor. Angel, what's going on? What did you do for your birthday besides hang out with me and Blaze? Deep clean the entire house.
03:23:56
Speaker
Deep clean the entire house. Is that what you did in the situation? It was nice. It was fun. that That's what she said. Well, I'm sure it feels better now to like relax and chill in a clean place. That's the best feeling ever.
03:24:11
Speaker
And went food shopping for the dinner tonight. What did you have for dinner? Other than spending a bunch of money, that's the best feeling. I didn't have dinner yet. My son's playing basketball right now. My daughter's in the shower. She's got to have work.
03:24:23
Speaker
ah Once they're he's back and she's out of the shower, I'm going grill the steaks, baked potatoes, corn the cob, and then we got the strawberry cheesecake backwards. That sounds delicious. And shrimp.
03:24:34
Speaker
And shrimp. We're going all out. want um want some scram.
03:24:46
Speaker
I just want to grill.
03:24:49
Speaker
Grilling is relaxing. It is. Music, beer, and grill. Oh, yeah. Wait, where are you again? Arizona. Oh, yeah.
03:24:59
Speaker
That's where my mom ran away from me to go to. after after after after was this after your dad or your stepdad burnt down his ex-wife? Call yourself. It's not my stepdad.
03:25:15
Speaker
Is it your dad? Bonus dad? it is her husband. It is her husband. but plan on the Yeah, I watered the panel and
03:25:30
Speaker
That was some white trash shit. Is there a story that you told on air about that I totally missed? Uh, yeah. Okay, so... I'm not even confused, though.
03:25:43
Speaker
Hold on, Brittany. Hold on, Brittany. Hold on a second. If you want to hear the story, you can get onto any of the podcasting platforms and go to the Wednesday Night Brittany Takeover Show and you can get the full story. oh If you go to our YouTube channel and go to the playlist, What the Fuck He's like, don't want to fucking hear this shit again. What the Fuck News. this is this is promo. This is to get more views and likes and stuff.
03:26:08
Speaker
If you go to the What the Fuck playlist on our YouTube channel, you can watch the entire show and you can leave comments and likes. And you can hear the story about the burning the ex's house down in the prison. There's a lot.
03:26:24
Speaker
And because one guy got out of prison before the other guy, then Brittany's mom married that guy. Okay, so why are you going to tell the whole fucking story? there' no these are clip notes. And then people are going to, this is what you call clip papers.
03:26:38
Speaker
So then people can get the full story. Well, I'm going to leave the panel and go watch the show, I guess. Well, why don't you just watch it tomorrow? Make sure you comment. Make sure you like and comment. You'll help us in the algorithm. It's free. You pieces of shit.
03:26:54
Speaker
like it's like some shameless shit for real It really is. His life is shameless. and Basically. ah Tell your family. Tell your friends. Tell a friend. Why you fucking a friend.
03:27:12
Speaker
All that. ah that was Hide your husband. Hide your wife. Hide your kids. Because my cousins are fucking all them. Yes, Mandy.
03:27:25
Speaker
Mandy's on fire in the comment section.
03:27:29
Speaker
Oh, shit, I haven't checked that a second. Oh, my God. right I just sat out to look.
03:27:36
Speaker
Brandy, get him, Britt. Oh, I already heard that. scene animal crew I've been doing good about putting him fools, if you're watching the show, being on the panel and all. Nobody cares about you, Michael. Wow.
03:27:49
Speaker
You're so rude. You've been so mean to me all night. I'm sorry I'm more talented. I'm sorry I'm better looking. I'm sorry.
03:27:58
Speaker
He went that far, Brude. All I'm saying is, don't hate me because i'm beautiful. I know, I'm jealous of your grace, and it's just, it hurts me.
03:28:08
Speaker
Michael is lashing out because your penis is bigger than his, Brittany. That's the case in every room. I didn't want to say anything, but... I hate it when other folks talk about their micro-penis. I'm like, whatever, you fucking show off.
03:28:22
Speaker
Yeah. i just it I just opened it so you gotta get first drink if you'll ever toast it. It may be small, but it still works. I was born this way.
03:28:39
Speaker
There's a reason why small things come with choking hazards on them. Facts are fun. Woo! If you talk shit about it, I will choke you. ah yeah You know, I grew up on a farm.
03:28:53
Speaker
Might be the size of a two-tack. no Did you milk the bull lot? father She a lot of time. I did that semen insemination shit.
03:29:08
Speaker
My sister is a vet tech, man. had whole arm up a cow's ass one time. i' say That's how you test a few bones thick.
03:29:20
Speaker
I have a family farm, okay? I had a farm growing up. No shit. What did y'all raise? I love that. That's what I'm calling him from now on. Man glitters. I love that, Mandy.
03:29:34
Speaker
I got man glitter. I don't know if I like it. And actually, I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. That makes me sound fabulous. I was about to say no.
03:29:44
Speaker
Right, Scotto? We've got my man-glickers. You're just teasing us with it, so you have to say it. I know. Man-glickers is what I was going to say. Yes! Yes! Yes! I just want to fucking say it.
03:29:59
Speaker
Yeah! I have fully corrupted her. Yes! Yes! Excellent!
The Britney Effect Show Idea
03:30:10
Speaker
It's clicketing all over again. Fuck. This is the most g clicktastic thing I've ever heard.
03:30:21
Speaker
ah
03:30:26
Speaker
I'm so mad at myself right now for fucking that. I didn't want to say it. It's getting all glickadocious in here. Oh, God. It's getting coxidocious up there.
03:30:38
Speaker
Worship me, minions. Peasants. Worship my greatness.
03:30:46
Speaker
but Michael's like, look at the ultimate heel and Angel's like, shut up. like You fucking prick. She's like, shut up. but she's She's like, get set.
03:31:00
Speaker
You be quiet. I'm making my cat flick you off. I can't be equal and Angel's here because she has no fuck. She's like, whatever. but I ain't even drink that much. I'm waiting. It's a Saturday thing. Waiting for what?
03:31:13
Speaker
To drink more. Why? She's got to cook. I know that's She's got to cook. You ain't never cooked junk before? if you ain't never cooked junk before, you ain't living.
03:31:25
Speaker
You have to. Especially when you're grilling. That's all I need.
03:31:30
Speaker
ah auto element By that laugh, Scott knows what I'm talking about. You get that drunk cooking on, man. You're throwing shit together. You wouldn't even think about throwing together. and then it's just like it' It's like stoner munchies. just My brother would do that. He would get hella fucking stoned. and It was okay until he got to like the spice cabinet. and Then he would do corny shit. like Put a sprinkle of every fucking bottle he can find in the cabinet. That's um um If you don't know what you're doing, put your high ass out the picture.
03:32:03
Speaker
Yeah, you gotta... Sometimes you're so high that you're just like, oh yeah, that tastes good. I've never had a hamburger that tastes like nutmeg before. So thanks for that, buddy. Yeah, no, mind.
03:32:18
Speaker
Yeah, but you've had plenty of hot dogs that tasted like nut before. Step away from the spice rack. have some nutmeg, nutmeg. um I've had you think taste like nut before. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
03:32:31
Speaker
You've had nut men, not nutmeg. Yeah, I'm disappointed, Angel, you're going to show up here sober. Come on, drink faster. and don' I don't drink much anymore. Oh, you're goddamn liar. Since when did you slow down?
03:32:45
Speaker
Shut your mouth. I was about last week. This is between her and I. This is between her and I. Baby steps. Well, I think you should get fall off the wagon or get back on the wagon.
03:32:56
Speaker
How's it work? I've never been a quitter, so I don't know if you fall off the wagon or get back on the wagon. I ain't no bitch. It's the second day in like over a week that I've actually had a beer.
03:33:11
Speaker
Whoa! You really have it. Okay, shut okay shut are you But it does not mean I did not drink 532s of Smirnoff. I don't know what that is. I don't know. ah So, shut up, Brittany. She's not drinking beer.
03:33:28
Speaker
if I take it back. I'm sorry. can make me feel that over here She's still a raging fucking alcoholic. which Her drink of choice. Only users lose drugs.
03:33:43
Speaker
It doesn't help that yesterday we bought a 30-pack of beer I was like, fuck it, I'm going to it. And then my boss, I go to work yesterday, he's like hey, birthday, give me a fucking free 12-pack. like, well, fuck, here we go. Oh, it's your birthday, so whatever. I need a boss like that that'll give me free on my birthday. Christmas, he gives us a couple hundred dollars.
03:34:00
Speaker
Okay, but I'm just going to... Give me a whole ounce of weed. I'm also going to say, if you only give me a 12-pack beer on my birthday, if you're my boss, I'm going to pimp slap the hell out of you. Because you're my boss, you what I mean?
03:34:13
Speaker
You're my boss. You know better. Fresh one. Wait now. Fresh one. Wait now. Hold on a damn minute. Go the fuck.
03:34:24
Speaker
This is a rare. Mandy. Mandy. Mandy. me and man i was told to step in so i stepped in and have a mandy appearance There's my older sister.
03:34:42
Speaker
You know what? You can piss my ass with that old bullshit. has or she You'll have to excuse her. She has early onset old timers. Shut up. I will drop kick her in the fucking face. Go ahead, Glicks.
03:35:01
Speaker
Just don't ask him about his little blue pill collection. Oh, I'm sure he has it, yeah. Someone's got ED. Someone's got ED. But now he has Brandy. You can ask Brandy. I don't have ED. I have AD. don't want to ask.
03:35:23
Speaker
Dude, I was trying to give you a fucking compliment you still want to be a dick. I'm being dick. I heard you and I said yeah. I gave you a ya yeah. See, y'all, that's why he has a little penis because it's all in his personality.
03:35:36
Speaker
Alright, sis, I'm going to have to walk away from this one. fucking love that. I love that. I got a whole ass shirt. Tiny Becker Gang. vpg tiny becker gang
03:35:50
Speaker
like You know what? I got a big personality and a small penis. I'm winning at life because people like me. Well, they pretend to like me.
03:36:05
Speaker
it's I like you most days.
03:36:10
Speaker
Shut up, Michael. You're the best, Blake. We love you, Blake. You're awesome. yeah
03:36:23
Speaker
Huge, great career position being here, Glick. Yeah. yeah You guys are awesome, man. I would rather be nowhere else on than on this ship of fools, Captain Byte.
03:36:35
Speaker
That guy. One of those people. One of those guys. The guy who kicks your ass every month in trivia. Every month but one.
03:36:47
Speaker
My inaugural month. My inaugural month. I brought my ringer in last month, John. And he failed miserably. i brought my w ringer in last month john and you call him out if not being on his camera and yes like god damn mean and we got to put my google away i'm like don't worry about it you got this and he failed miserably Weren't you losing like super hard and then he came back and won the whole time? Dude, went so heel.
03:37:15
Speaker
I went so heel last month. Blaze thought I was serious. So did I. Yeah, Blaze and Michael, they all thought I was serious. I went super heel. and I was like, fuck it. I'm going to come back.
03:37:28
Speaker
After the first round, dude, there was so much bullshit and shenanigans. there were so many bullshit shenanigans and then blazes like whatever, Brian, it's close enough.
03:37:38
Speaker
You. And then my answer that was spot on. He was like, well, actually technically, was like, oh, dude. And I was like, all right I got these assholes. Game one, motherfucker. And it was after the show when I had to tell Michael Blaze, was like, I'm not that serious. And they're like, are you sure? I'm like, dude, I was just fucking with you guys the whole time.
03:37:57
Speaker
And they're like, dude, we thought you were serious. you I just hope that you're just as fun when you hear the new rules coming out for next week.
03:38:09
Speaker
Well, no, it won't be next week. It'll be week after. Wait, what is the topic of the next one again? or is that not... Penis Billboard movies. It'll be August 1st. Penis Billboard movies. We have some brand new rules built in just for Glick.
03:38:26
Speaker
Penis Billboard movies? That's right, because I'm turning my camera off. My camera will not be on the entire movie. Every single movie that had a big penis on the billboard, that's what we're going to be talking about next trivia.
03:38:39
Speaker
Penis billboard movies. Yes. It all comes back to porn. That's what I heard. What did you say? I can't hear. I'm deaf, man.
03:38:48
Speaker
it all comes back to po
03:38:52
Speaker
i i might hear i'm done man Penis billboard movie. You heard it. Penis billboard. Penis billboard. Penis billboard.
03:39:08
Speaker
I'm going to win that trivia night. Yeah, right. Last time you were there. Last time you were there. It doesn't matter what the game the panel's playing.
03:39:20
Speaker
Brittany's got her rules. And then there are the rules. Just assume I always have my own rules. You're Mount Rushmore of wrestling heels. Brittany, what's yours?
03:39:34
Speaker
Pancakes? Cheeseburgers? I'm Crack-O-Barrel. What? Ford Mustangs and Hoover Vacuum. No, no, no, no. Ford Mustangs are trash. What the fuck is happening?
03:39:49
Speaker
Did I have a stroke or did she have a stroke? I don't know what happened here. No, no, no. You need to get like an older classic Ford Mustangs. Oh, yeah. Not one. We had a 65. No, we were doing that Mount Rushmore on
03:40:06
Speaker
Wild Card
Unpredictable Contributions and Discussions
03:40:07
Speaker
Wednesday. One of our Wild Cards, yeah. I couldn't remember the name of the show. and it was And it was like your top four heel wrestlers. And Brittany was just like, grilled cheese sandwich.
03:40:24
Speaker
I really like the Wonka at the Chocolate Factory. Michael and I were both like, what the fuck is happening here right now?
03:40:38
Speaker
She's making a bird roll. We only needed four. We only needed four. only needed four. Brittany's like, here's my top 20. Yeah. Hear me out. I've got a brain baby. I've got a brain baby.
03:40:49
Speaker
Let her start putting some of this to work for the network. britney The Britney Effect. The Britney Effect. It's just show for Britney only. A Britney show. It's called The Britney Effect. Whatever night of the week she wants to do it.
03:41:04
Speaker
And yeah, she just does what Britney does.
03:41:09
Speaker
The Britney Effect. but Can you do this? Yes?
03:41:15
Speaker
Yeah. work Monday through Thursday. Monday, okay, so now it's a mini-series weekly. So Thursday through, so Thursday night, Friday, Saturday, maybe Sunday. And it could be just like 30 minutes.
03:41:36
Speaker
An hour, two hours. i don't fucking care.
03:41:41
Speaker
The Britney effect, like... The Britney effect. He's not a fan. It's the Britney effect. The Britney effect. Britney effect.
03:41:52
Speaker
It's the Britney effect. If you say it more, the effect will affect him. Britney has already been affecting me all night tonight. And it's not a good effect. Bitch.
03:42:06
Speaker
I don't There's
03:42:09
Speaker
there's basic awesome What are we up to now, Michael, on the glitch count? Fifteen. i It's just so funny about your face. She said, bitch! We got a bitch, Britney fade out all in one.
03:42:28
Speaker
That's like a combo. It's a Britney bitch fade out. oh No, it's a Britney. It's because I noticed... What are you doing?
03:42:43
Speaker
Wait. What is happening? Anyways, yeah, the Brittany effect. That's not what I was going to say. I just read
03:42:54
Speaker
it. I'm inside. Angel. Yes. Oh, okay. I'm going to a hold of my micro penis. Are you jealous, Michael?
03:43:08
Speaker
No, I'll pour my beer in there or my Red Bulls.
03:43:13
Speaker
My neighbor's dog has a four-inch clit.
03:43:17
Speaker
That's what's up. Okay. It's your show. Do you want to tell the dog to come out? Y'all don't want me to take the wheel, because some dick clits are being dead and be like, come on, sis, be nice. No, no, no, do it.
03:43:38
Speaker
I got your bag, girl. so That doesn't happen. And so does Angel. Right? Got him. Sometimes. So here's somebody with actual pull it has.
03:43:50
Speaker
Mandy, I've got your bag. I've got controls here at the ready. I can mute people. I can pull people out of the pants. I feel so loved now. You can suck my... Where the fuck is Johnny and Blaze?
03:44:04
Speaker
Yeah, where are Johnny and Blaze? but yeah card Maybe it's one of the movies. Probably. No comment. possibly no comment I was go to the movies today and I decided not to.
03:44:20
Speaker
You went yesterday. ahead I can't think of anything that's out right now that I really want to see. I went to the movies yesterday. What did you go see?
03:44:31
Speaker
Superman. Was it his sucky? I gave it a 3.2 out 5.
03:44:40
Speaker
Not bad. i that I was not excited to see Crypto the Superdog. By the time the movie was over, I really liked Crypto the Superdog. That's what said. Without any spoilers, I heard that Crypto was a little bit of an asshole. it was a fun it was a fun use of Crypto the Superdog.
03:45:00
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I would say, fuck Crypto the Superdog. It's a cartoon thing. Fuck that. Bullshit. And he fell in love. And it was done. I wouldn't say I fell in love. did not mind. You talked about it for a while last time. I liked Crypto and Superdog by the end of the movie. I liked him.
03:45:17
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He touched himself to Crypto. Well. he he He actually envisioned and imagined Crypto and Dogpool in a three way. It was Crypto and Smog, actually.
03:45:35
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I'll you, Blaze. If you got your ears, I'll fuck you, Blaze. If you got your and your dragon pictures, Blaze. I'm inside baseball, man. Doing sorts of inside.
03:45:49
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You've got to be long-time listeners to get my shit. Not even that long, only as long as I've been on the network. It was the one trivia night that you won. No, I don't think I won that. I don't think that's the one won. I think that's one you won.
03:46:05
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No, that wasn't the one he won. He won the other one. Right. Oh, fuck. Now I'm thinking of it. yeah Oh, wait. No, did I win? I did win Fantasy. Because Brian still gets mad about the fucking Twilight shit that I got right.
03:46:19
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The very first one I was on, that's the one I won. And I would have won Action Movie Night. Oh, my God. The Army movie? Every single question I had the answer for. Okay, you heard that too, Brian. Right? Twilight? Really?
03:46:31
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's So are you guys Jacob fans? My ex-wife read Twilight and when it came out she was like you have to watch this with me and I'm like Jesus Christ. I was so pissed off.
03:46:48
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Oh don't even try that Glick. You know you're a Twihard. This is a great book and movie. You gotta watch and read it. I will tell you guys. I will tell you guys.
03:47:01
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ah i I will tell you guys, the first movie, I enjoyed it. Now, however, when they showed the vampires and they're sparkling, I was like, this is fucking bullshit. Vampires do not fucking sparkle.
03:47:18
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theylist They girl. They do in Twilight. They glisten. it's It's clicker. It's clicker. And I'll hear nobody says Kristen Stewart is one of the worst actresses ever because her facial expression never changes.
03:47:32
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She looks constipated. She looks constipated. She looks She looks constipated. The first movie was pretty good.
03:47:52
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and I like Jacob. I thought the transition to the werewolf transition. yeah I think that most of the fanbase is transitioning. like That and Kristen Stewart has that kind of jawline that looks like she could create rodent. Why don't we stop talking about her and we just focus on Ashley Green.
03:48:15
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Because,
03:48:20
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what's up?
Debate on Twilight and Music Preferences
03:48:22
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Also, ah the the guy who played Emmett, what's up? How you doing? I'm the only one hearing your stupid shit. I don't know, but yeah don know that Are team or team Edward?
03:48:36
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oh i'm too mi yeah but I gotta go team Jacob because vampires do not sparkle that irritates me. Y'all just don't understand me. Being from Louisiana, that sparkling vampire shit irritates me so fucking bad. Oh yeah, I'm from Louisiana. We got you. Oh, you know what? You can kiss my coon ass.
03:49:00
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What? i You're a sparkly vampire? Team sparkly vampire?
03:49:10
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I'm team Emmett. I like i like what's i think that the guy that played feeling lot yeah cal and i'm yeah i'm te wolff um' seen off to no I'm werewolf too. I'm like team werewolf. I like this i' like to have to see how they did the CGI in that movie.
03:49:31
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That was probably the best werewolf transition I've ever seen in a movie. um I love the whole vampire thing. Michael J. of Fox really brought something to that role. The whole vampire thing is amazing. Jason Bateman as the team wolf.
03:49:45
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wolf i mean ah He had the long hair. and Two of two was terrible, but I like Jason Bateman as the wolf. It was boxing. Nobody bought into the Michael J. Fox played basketball.
03:50:01
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But Emmett from Twilight, you're like the biggest douchebag out of all of them. don't follow. What's that? I don't follow. Teen Wolf. hey I fucked her all up.
03:50:15
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Brandy, you have to be a little ADD to follow us. You twist and turn us on that trail. Somebody said ever. Hey, Michael, did you know that I had Michael J. Fox's autograph?
03:50:27
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Beautiful. Beautiful. It looks like it says nip. It might. um Baby, I know you're ADHD like me.
03:50:41
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Yeah, me let's look this up quick all I want a propeller hat like Angel's got. It's not a propeller, they're fucking ears.
03:50:54
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She's got the Mario sport. They're cat ears. They're cat ears. What kind of cat has yours that big? A Maine Coon. Did you get it yourself?
03:51:07
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Did you scoon him? Did you scoon? Did you scoon? Did you scoon? Did you scoon? Did you scoon? Skin the coon? Did you scoon the coon for that? also have this one.
03:51:19
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What the fuck is that? too Oh no, it's the Britney effect. How's Glickcake speak?
03:51:27
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Excuse me. And I got this my birthday. You gotta make sure you get the lean when you do the fade. I got a big black cat. I do lean. I do lean. Oh, is that comforter? Yeah. Oh yeah.
03:51:44
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I don't. Mike's got it for me and I got this from my room. It's cute. I like it. He's fucking hot as shit in here. Scotto's not us. He doesn't give a fuck. Scotto, take over the show. Thank you.
03:52:01
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I think he's... Scotto, how high are you?
03:52:07
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I'm on like maybe my fourth joint of the day, I think. um I'm almost done with this buzz ball. Well, get another ball. I know. Cheers. Cheers. here I have a question for you, Scotto.
03:52:22
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Scotto is so fancy, he drinks moonshine out of the little fancy cup. Yeah, it's my little pair of tea. You know, my little... It's beautiful. Scotto, I have a question for you.
03:52:34
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Yes. You were stuck on an island it' for one year. and Oh my god, are you really... Yes, I am, bitch. I'm curious.
03:52:47
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If you were stuck on an island for a year and you had to choose between three musicians or bands to choose from, like you watch your videos, discographies, everything, who would you choose? go Words aren't worth. Shut up. I'm choosing three what?
03:53:05
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What am I choosing three of? Like musicians or bands to watch videos of and listen to for one year on an island. Not forever, just a year.
03:53:16
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Hopefully not Coldplay. I'm happy to fucking play that shit. but That was awesome. That was awesome.
03:53:28
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That was the obvious. Oh shit, we just busted. You could have really played that shit off, but though they were like...
03:53:39
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Yeah, if you're gonna cheat, don't go to a big-ass venue where they have moving jumbotrons. And I did that because I'm giving Scotto time to think about this because he's only got three choices. No, no, no. And it's only for a year, though. I don't make it for life. Or here's an idea. Don't be a fucking piece of shit and cheat on your significant other.
03:54:03
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I don't know. It's one band you've listened to do for an entire year. rebands. What does any of this have to do with cheating? I shifted the conversation into the... Do you guys know not know what happened at the Coldplay concert?
03:54:19
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The astronomer cs CEO guy? I remember you guys talking about Coldplay, but I didn't hear about it. That astronomer or CEO guy got caught on the kiss cam with his mistress, and it's all over the news...
03:54:37
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Oh yeah, she worked for him. yeah yeah She's the the head of his HR department or whatever. yeah Hashtag front page side piece.
03:54:48
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Yes. So i was I transitioned into that so Scotto had time to think about his three bands. Now he's thinking about the affair. Now he's thinking about Coldplay. Yeah, but your list is terrible.
03:55:03
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yeah you yeah but your your list is terrible My list is not terrible. The Doors, Queen, and what the fuck else did I say now? Pink Floyd. Pink Floyd. I'm with you on that one. I'm with you on Pink Floyd as well.
03:55:19
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I'd say Pink Floyd. Fleetwood Mac. Okay, so mine would be Susie and the Banshee, Pat Benatar, and the Doobie Brothers.
03:55:31
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Wow. the doo since their so Did you say the Brothers for real? yeah I love them. I saw them when I was 14. It was amazing.
03:55:42
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Yes. Yes, I love you even more, Scotto. I have some mellow bands. I was thinking Stone Temple Pilots, Soundgarden,
03:55:55
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and Alice in Chains. Alice in Chains usually on my list sometimes, too. Like I said, mine changes like almost every day. What about you, Michael?
03:56:07
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Owls and Chains, Soundgarden, and who? Stone Temple Pilots? Yeah. Tell us you finger yourself a lot without saying you finger yourself a lot. I was gonna stay wow i wasn go i wasn't going to say that, but I was going to say, Mandy, tell us you're not going to last a year on that island because you're going to kill yourself. A year by myself? Yeah. yeah i like you like go You're to unalive yourself in the first week listening to those three bands.
03:56:34
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Yeah. I listen to those three bands daily. Not because they're bad bands, because i love all three of those bands. It's just the type of music you're going to be sitting there going... Yeah.
03:56:48
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fuck that's yeah That's the Razor's only a short distance away. Why does everybody think that people... That people that listen to metal every day, like, I listen to heavier metal than fucking that.
03:57:01
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Like, why do they think that, like... Britney, it's nothing hard to It's nothing to do with the genre of music. It's the lyrics. Tell me you don't listen the lyrics without telling me you don't listen to the lyrics. No, do. Of course I fucking listen to the lyrics. It's their lyrics.
03:57:21
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I was just trying to clear that up. I love Alice in Change. I love Stone Temple Pilots. But some of their songs, it's just like... It's dark, but... I thought you said change. Like...
03:57:37
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You have change for a salary? Yeah. right how your name think that If I had to listen to like... allison changene Yeah, but see, if I had to listen to like Nello or Happy Music for a year, that's when I'd off myself.
03:57:53
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The Alice in Chains for that... That's like my relaxed music. You have to switch it up. You have to have like three different genres. Okay, Brittany, since you always ask this question, what are your three genres? You don't have to mix it up. This is bullshit. What up, Michael? Michael, I'll get to you. She's not changing the rules.
03:58:18
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Brittany, since you always ask this question, what are your three bands? Fuck you, Blake. She's got them already. ever said me It actually probably already changed in the last two minutes. Son of bitch.
03:58:32
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Right now, lately, it has been Echo. It doesn't matter who your three bands is. You fuck! know
03:58:47
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hey my wife I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, baby. It just flopped into my head. It was an intrusive thought that track. Good to see you.
03:59:08
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My intrusive thoughts won on that one. I couldn't help it. It is what it is. But no, seriously, when he had three bands. Poor Britney. We don't need to walk a mile in her shoes. We just need to spend 30 seconds in her head. That fucked us all up.
03:59:24
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Glick Glock's house. Glick Glock. Glick Glock. Glick Glock. As Leggy used to call me. All the way from Edenburg.
03:59:36
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Edenburg Scootland. I don't like when you do that. Glick Glock. Glick Glock's house. What's going on, Tracobo? I love you, buddy. You know where the link is. Is he going to? Tracobo, get up in this bitch.
03:59:52
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What's your three bands, Brittany?
03:59:56
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Brittany? Brittany? Echo?
04:00:05
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Echo? New Sean Laurie?
04:00:10
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And Fleetwood Mac is usually always on me. Fleetwood Mac. pe I love Phoenix. That's my bitch. Shut up.
04:00:20
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Or, and then Slaughter Trip Veil. I'm still floored by Suzy and the Banshees. I haven't heard that band name in months of this. Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to retract one. I'm going to retract one. Hell of a choice.
04:00:33
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I have a Jimmy Brothers CD in my car right now. you want to see the CD I have in my car? I'm gonna get him. You have no choice.
04:00:47
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I think you guys will be, that's what's kind of surprised. I'm going with Pink Floyd. Oh yeah, that's what I'm doing. Oh Pink Floyd. I'm gonna take away Pink, or the Doors, and I'm gonna add Hamilton soundtrack. The Hamilton soundtrack.
04:01:03
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But, know you're quite the word, I love the hands. I love that fucking soundtrack. We listen every night. it's a pretty good It's actually pretty good soundtrack. I like it. And then I started recently listening to Six, the musical soundtrack. It's actually really good, too.
04:01:21
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What the musical? Sticks? Six. It's about the six wives of Henry VIII. It's the... Yeah. it's That neo-Nazi Whoopi Goldberg insane. And ghost.
04:01:34
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that neo-nazi whooppi goldberg insane and ghost
04:01:42
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I called Whoopi Goldberg a neo-Nazi. Deal with it. It is what it is. Oh, no. I happen to agree with you on that
04:01:52
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one. Anyways, so, Michael, what are your what are your three bands? Because we're just going through this. However, Britt Tenney, good call on Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac.
04:02:04
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Don't hate on Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac. Don't do that. Don't do that. Stevie Nicks is a badass. any Any woman who can make lyrics about what a piece of shit her ex-husband is while he's playing guitar in the band, that's badass.
04:02:22
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I love about Stevie Nicks the one and only thing, really. That is it. She's writing these lyrics about fuck you you, piece of shit, and sings them in his face night after night.
04:02:37
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And he sings, and he does the guitar, and he sings the backup vocals on it. He's like, yeah, I'm a bitch. That's my bitch. yeah The brandy that was not pulling the camera.
04:02:51
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I like busy music. do music I'm going with... what but Okay, hey, Chattersbox. Chattersbox. If you guys had three bands on a stranded island desert desert one year, what are your three bands?
04:03:08
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Deserted Island. Your three bands as we finish up this little round table. hello I'm going with Pink Floyd. I'm going with Fish.
04:03:21
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And I'm going with Mozart. Oh, she went Beethoven. Fuck. Can change mine again?
04:03:31
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The Doobie Brothers. No one cares. Beethoven was the first music artist. That's literally the band that you probably said, you dick. man In public play.
04:03:43
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Okay, so the mind's switching again. Hamilton soundtrack, Beethoven, and Queen. Set with those.
04:03:52
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um No take back. No take back. Culture Club and New Kids on the Back. Shut up. Okay, I'm going to stick with Soundgarden. so okay I'm going to stick with Soundgarden. I'm going to stick with Soundgarden. Heart.
04:04:11
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And then... Paul and Oaks.
04:04:16
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Yes. Heart is awesome. What's up? yeah you need Magic man touches me every time I hear it.
04:04:28
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Because I was touched by a musician. What the fuck are you talking to? Brittany. Brittany. fucking love you, baby girl. She liked your happening in the background? Who's in a bar? Brittany is just like...
04:04:43
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a stupid answer what's happening in the background he's at a bar yeah yeah like ram She's got like random children in the basement that she's locked in. Brittany is locked in a basement and there's random children. Okay, I'll give her a call. Save that for Snapchat.
04:05:04
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I know, but I'll i'll call some people and I'll let you know. I'll come up in a bit and I'll let you
Diverse Music Tastes and Guilty Pleasures
04:05:10
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know. I'm on my podcast right now though, so let me give her a call.
04:05:15
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If you get in trouble, show us the signal. You remember the signal? just it fuck i think i think i had the best i think and need the I think I had the best three bands out of everybody all night long.
04:05:27
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Milli Vanilli, Culture Club, and New Kids on the Block. No. No. Yeah. no yeah No. You're about to get dropped right out of the panel. Bye, bitch. I'll be back. Look at me. I am your captain now. Look at me.
04:05:49
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You can't raise quick. You're the I just have the worst mental image of Glick on an island by himself.
04:06:01
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screaming, please don't go, girl, as loudly as possible. First and foremost, you don't think I don't already do in my own ass house randomly when nobody's here? Look, you guys can judge me all you want. I love me some new kids on the block. I had four sisters growing up. I've seen them once.
04:06:21
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i saw them i was the i was the only boy eight I was the only boy and I had four sisters growing up. I do love some New Kids on the Block and 98 Degrees and Backstreet Boys and NSYNC and all that because that's what they listen to and I'm like, you know what?
04:06:36
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It's actually not bad. like it. um Okay, I was okay with new kids on the block, but when you started naming more boy bands, more high sequels. He's on suspicion. He's on suspicion.
04:06:50
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man color me back second that he's on suspicion she said she said She said, stop talking. She said, yeah. He's taking himself in a hole, Brandon. He needs to stop now.
04:07:00
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Yeah. do Do not judge me. Do not judge me with my... I love you, baby. This is not that kind of show, dammit. This is not a judge-free zone. We listen and we I know.
04:07:14
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we listen and we judge Too gay for me, okay? Too gay for me.
04:07:25
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If you're ever in the car with me, I want you guys to warn me. If you are ever in the car with me and my phone is connected to the Bluetooth and we're listening to my playlist, it it could literally go from Megadeth to Tupac To Nukas on the Block. To Shaker. To Shaker. To Warrant.
04:07:49
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Spice Girls. Spice Girls. It might have some Spice Girls on there. My playlist is just as bipolar as the weather in Ohio. And Michael, you know what I'm talking about. That I do, sir.
04:08:03
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Okay, here's the mental image for all of y'all. Nick in his living room doing the It has nothing to do with that. It has everything to do with it.
04:08:19
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ah you guys You guys know. you've You've seen my music show. I am a self-confessed music whore. I'm a music slut. I love it all. I don't care. um andy Mandy is hashtag weird things to masturbate to.
04:08:32
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yeah
04:08:36
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it just like i hope you I hope you know Michael's looking down at his phone trying to look for past shows or past lives where I was dancing to NSYNC in the living room so he can masturbate to it.
04:08:46
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yeah
04:08:49
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Michael, just ask and I'll send it to you. I might have a panel member coming up too. Nice. the You can send those though. Worst porn Luke. I I was digging a hole. You and Brandy are here teaming up on me. I thought I was digging a hole. saying Michael does need more content for his comedy stuff.
04:09:14
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No, i love I love music. I don't care. I don't care who judges me. I love i love all all music, all genres, all eras. I mean, yeah ah you see me. I'm discredited.
04:09:26
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Yeah? Fuck yeah, dude. fucking love disco, dude. Dude, Saturday Night Fever is an amazing movie with an amazing soundtrack. Fucking Bee Gees. Let's go. And Kiss. when i took the kiss The fucking whiners.
04:09:41
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When Kiss started doing disco music. I'm going to get drunk. They're fucking whiners. Earthwinds and fire.
04:09:53
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Earth, Wind, and Fire. Fucking kiss. I was made for love. I won Earth, Wind, and Fire's chicken on the radio, and then they died a week later, and they canceled the shit. And I was so pissed.
Music Memories and Live Performances
04:10:08
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Cool from Cool and the Gang. Cool from Cool and the Gang is from Youngstown, Ohio. Not far from where I'm from. And I've been in the same room with him twice. Never met him.
04:10:19
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but but That's my story about fooling the gang. Cool story, bro. I know. Thanks.
04:10:29
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Jesus. Holy fuck. That is one long break. That came out of my bed. That's hot. my Yeah, my housemate's kid walked through my door and scared the fuck out of me. He doesn't... Glitter! Glitter!
04:10:47
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cloister yeah Don't judge me on my music. I don't give a fuck. way I don't care how people feel or think about the music I listen to. Everybody has guilty pleasure music. but ah You know what? You want me to embarrass myself a little bit more? One of my favorite songs, and I swear to God, I go full. ah Sorry, Scotto.
04:11:07
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I go full 100%. i go oh one hundred percent Queen fag for this song is Barbie Girl. That is my jam. Oh my God. it again. That is my fucking jam. Shut Mandy. I deleted that video. I got screenshots of you still going on.
04:11:22
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fucking jailm and scream i go full on i go i go shut up many ah deleted that video i got screenal to you stillbo i like I go full on Queen Scotto for Barbie Girl. That is my jam. It makes me the happiest person in the world every time I hear Barbie Girl.
04:11:42
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I don have a question. Just because he said sorry before he said it, did the F word offend you still?
04:11:52
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Scotto, he's talking to me. But that's to me. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. Because he said I'm sorry before he said it. Did the F word still offend you? No, it's just a word. I don't give fuck. It's just a word. Oh, And actually, that was given to me by one of my very good friends down in Charleston when we were at Pride weekend and Barbie Girl came on and he was like, yo, you went full F queen.
04:12:24
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On that song. And I'm like, he's like, are you sure you're straight? I mean, yeah, I'm pretty. um Yeah, I'm 100% sure. ah just love that song. well According to Bandy and I, you're on suspicion. Instead of being a I'm having a Brittany moment because I thought instead of likeck being a switch hitter he's a glit hitter.
04:12:47
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Don't put me in with that. Do not put me in with that. to put it real quick. Is that where we're calling the that There's no more by. You're a glit hitter.
04:13:02
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There's no such thing as anyway. You're either gay, straight, or greedy. Wow. I used to bring opportunists, right? you protect or greedy i like I like that. Yeah, I like that.
04:13:18
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outside the conflict i'm sure I'm straight. I'm straight. With my new boo thing. I might what?
04:13:28
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Because he acts... I don't know. any I've always told all these guys, like, if they date me, they have to be at least a little gay.
04:13:40
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no no so Some songs make me really happy, and Barbie Girl's one of those songs. There's nothing wrong with a man who's in touch with his feminine inside. Yeah, right. He's going around telling guys that he's gonna fuck them in the ass.
04:14:02
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Oh, I'm not fucking dudes. I'm not doing anything with dudes. I'm just listening to gay music. No, he's just... I'm worth a pace, I guess we should say. Yeah, y'all, Glick is not gay. You have to remember $20 is $20. like to say, you know...
04:14:21
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yeah i know like you know I'll say, hey, I'm not gay, but the guy I fucks, he's hella gay. You know? know I ask you this question all the time. Top or bottom?
04:14:39
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I do both. Power bottom? you're You are a power bottom. march mode Possibly. Apparently he's a good hitter too.
04:14:51
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Brandy, why are you looking me? I thought that said Glick Hitler for a second. It's literally one word. Why would you think that says Glick Hitler?
04:15:05
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Dyslexia, bitch. don't know. There's not even an L in it. Dyslexia. No.
04:15:13
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And I'm saying it's Drandy Bones. Her name is Drandy Bones.
04:15:21
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Oh, look. what What is the word? God damn it, what is the word? Illiterate. Not dyslexia. Illiteracy. That's what you have. No, actually, I correct people in grammar and spelling all the motherfucking things. Yes, baby girl.
04:15:35
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Calm down, you grammar Nazi.
04:15:39
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That's what the bottom. Flower bottom. track get your as here you That's a whole new thing.
04:15:54
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i kind of like that. Flower bottom. Flower bottom. Flower her flower. I can't wait. I cannot wait. I was saying I can't wait to you, Brandy. place I'm going to flower your flower.
04:16:13
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well i always sleep I don't care. I mean, I'm happy for you guys. You're such a hopeless romantic.
04:16:23
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graious party Yeah, when gets a hold of you, it'll be the best inch and a half of your life. I wonder. Get on track of what Brady said. Get your ass on the panel. Get in the garage. Get your Coors Light.
04:16:40
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Put your moustache in.
04:16:44
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Oh, yeah, you guys weren't here. You guys didn't get to see a the mustache last week. Scotto and I got to see it. Wait, what? Scotto said, yeah. He's about that life. I want to see Johnny Bones mustache. Yeah, where's
Travel Plans and Family Dynamics
04:17:00
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Johnny Bones? Johnny Bones, where you i You can bring this.
04:17:04
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Yeah, I can.
04:17:09
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Well, baby girl, we all um ah love you, too. I think it's safe to say everybody here loves you as well. Oh, yeah. Oh, of course. I love you.
04:17:21
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All the love. Switch the pictures. Switch what pictures? and Switch the... Yeah.
04:17:30
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Love you, too. Switch these, too. Switch us. the push All right, lovelies. I've got to bounce because I've got to be on a plane at 5 o'clock in the morning, so I'll see y'all later.
04:17:43
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I am going to meet my brand new niece. Nice! Oh, yeah. Be safe.
04:17:56
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I'm meeting a new baby tomorrow, too.
04:18:00
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Alrighty, but I'll see y'all later. Y'all try not to get into too much trouble. Be careful, Maggie. Enjoy your trip. two I will. Bye. Bye. Have a good one.
04:18:12
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Brittany's going to meet a new baby, too. It's hers. What? First ultrasound. That one's already been having babies for a while. I got that semen cemetery.
04:18:24
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What do we got? rear That's Chris Technician. The rare appearance of Chris Technician. music The OG of OGs. Yes, sir.
04:18:35
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Yes, not all of Gordon, Michael. We are not family here. yeah i'm Chris Technician is the OGs of OGs. We met on Periscope.
04:18:47
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And he is. Really? Maybe. really maybe Well, not for me and him. yeah but i won't spill his secrets out here, but I know things about Chris. This technician never wanted like a friend of mine named Jesse.
04:19:04
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Very, very similar in facial style. He looks like not Marco. Or was it Marco? No. No, he does not look like Marco.
04:19:16
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Marco doesn't look that Mexican. I mean, if you put glasses on him, yeah. Dude, was it so you said Jesse, right? Yeah. Mexican I'm thinking of is named Jesse, too, and he looks kind of like him, too. Where's he from?
04:19:30
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No. Okay, bye.
04:19:35
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and I wish that I had Jesse's girl.
04:19:41
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It looks similar. What did we get at Walmart there, Chris? What? What did we get at Walmart? I guess just snacks and a can't let her.
04:19:52
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Talk to us about your snacks. You guys want Cheez-Its? Fuck, Cheez-Its are badass. We got these new pizza Cheez-Its, man. Have you tried those? No.
04:20:03
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I love those things.
04:20:12
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Hashtag Britney is weird. just
04:20:22
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I... wait. Wait. I thought that... Hey, I love you all. All you weird people and Brittany. So no, I'm not weird.
04:20:34
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Also not loved. Catch that, what you just did?
04:20:44
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Sorry. Cheez-Its all around, you motherfuckers. Let's go. I love Cheez-Its. I'm gonna wait for everyone in the room. yeah That's the thing, I'm fucking craving cheeses now, yeah. That's it.
04:21:00
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See what you started, Chris? Uh-huh. Thanks for the chance.
04:21:08
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How long have you known Glick? For... Nine years? Nine years? like sweet nine nine years Nine years.
04:21:19
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but i based in longer than next like been i like I've known him about three and a half months and I'm still not sure I'm sticking in for the rest of the year.
04:21:31
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Chris has no response to that. Got it. The feeling is mutual, Michael. it's just like shakes dozos doos but it's just like
Music's Influence on Life and Relationships
04:21:44
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y all know the folks are ball Man, ballers. He kept saying that name from across the back, too.
04:21:49
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And I just, like, talked to of happened. kind happen But yeah, fucking him. But yeah, he likes you, too. Shit, fucking switched again.
04:22:00
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Message fans. Like, dude, I want to go on. great you just went on mute.
04:22:05
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No one wants to hear a phone call, do they?
04:22:09
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Well, I mean, if it's good. I mean, if it was good. wasn't that good. You're right. That's the thing. It wasn't that good.
04:22:20
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We didn't need that in our lives.
04:22:24
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Excuse me? The adults were talking, Brittany. Shut the fuck a shaking his head he's like my fiance she shakes her head at me all the time that's all I get all the time she's gonna wear these muscles out before the wedding in ah September I don't even think the wedding is gonna fucking happen you're gonna be dead no I can't wait I'm gonna dance my ass off speaking of which Michael where the fuck is my invitation
04:23:00
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invertation Did you just say invitation? they are by over book so I'm accounting on what they keep telling us. 20% of the respondents will not show up. If everyone shows up, not everyone's going to eat. That's the thing. I'm just going crash it. I'm just going to crash it, be honest.
04:23:15
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show up after party I'm not still food off of other people's plates. Right? Hashtag nonsense wedding. hashtag like crush it nonsense wedding yeah yeah Nonsensical wedding.
04:23:32
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We should go live at least for like five minutes during the reception. I'm saving I am not doing anything. There are there are three other guys that will be at that wedding that have control over if we go live.
04:23:48
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I am not doing that because that is my goal. Especially if his girl is going to there. No, no, no. No, no. That's nothing to with Michael. He doesn't want Sue to shank his ass.
04:24:00
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i know it is there No, that is Michael and Sue. Oh, yeah, it is all about Sue. I made it very clear. If this network goes live on their wedding, it's either going to be done by Michael, Blaze, or Wally.
04:24:14
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I am not pushing the go live button on this network on that day. Sue, do you hear me? I am not pushing it. It one of the other three idiots on this network that have that power to go live.
04:24:29
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It's not She's giving you the good call, Glick. the call g click I have made it very clear. here I know. That is their wedding day. Honestly, being on the phone in general or anything during a wedding is...
04:24:43
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um my shiley Yeah, no. No, i think I think we should be there to to celebrate you guys. All I know is I got a killer bit of wedding DJ. It's going be me. she Is Bill not going to be there DJ? I mean, Arliss um just doing the doing this thing and and you're not having Bill DJ for you?
04:25:06
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Bill can't be there. He's going to be somewhere else. Oh!
04:25:10
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He's probably going to be at the Mustang. love puppies. He's going to be at some goofy-ass PA bar and not be at your wedding? That sounds like friend. I think he's going to be in the Outer Banks or some shit.
04:25:21
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That sounds like a good friend. He was actually going to charge me $300 to when I was going to get married. and I'm like, you're out of your goddamn mind. My best friend is coming from Utah. He would said, he not only is he going to be the best man But he's also going to DJ for free You're out your goddamn mind um right we a ro I mean I would have paid him a little something But not $300 little something
04:25:57
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it sounds that awesome i mean it would come from a not me
04:26:07
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You gotta do the lean If you do the Brittany fade do do that a lot Don't I? She said doo-doo I was waiting for that But I thought it would take a little longer If you were on it That's what I do That's what I do That
04:26:33
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was stupid I'm excited for
04:26:41
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your guys' wedding, even though Sue don't like me.
04:26:46
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i'm gonna Me too, even though I'm not invited.
04:26:50
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told her not to.
04:26:54
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I'm still going to show up. Oh, shit. I tried to force her to be my friend. i thought I tried to friendship grape her when you guys were here, and she was just like, yeah.
04:27:11
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Well, yeah, I know. I get it. You did it wrong. You did it wrong. Surprise! We're friends!
04:27:21
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Ta-da! Ta-da! yeah You want to see a magic trick?
Past Romances and Animal Humor
04:27:35
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but sure That was the craziest thing. That dude said the N word at me 52 times that night. Like, and we were on the porch just doing our thing.
04:27:49
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Nobody was paying anybody attention. And I wanted to punch him in the mouth and Blaise was like, nope, don't do that. oh what do I just wanted to go punch him in his mouth so he would shut the fuck up.
04:28:04
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Fuck all my damn pants.
04:28:08
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I don't know. need to start marinating the fucking steak to grill it and all my glass pans are missing. Wow. Shish.
04:28:20
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I'm concentrating. You got to calm down with that. Brandon, can you look up here for the pan? I'm too short. Her son's name is Brandon. Has his been on him, Fraser? No.
04:28:31
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Thank goodness. and six on He's and I'm like five five
04:28:39
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grow. did, and I've been streaking for the last three years. What's your poochie's name? You don't want know.
04:28:49
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What? Oh, not me. Okay.
04:28:53
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Her name is Mia. ah Mia? Mia? Is this some kind of weird Mexican thing?
04:29:06
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ah look or Or do you call her... he already said mexican wants fuck you dude Or do you call her Meet Mia because eventually you're going to make tacos out of her. That's the cat.
04:29:18
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Her name is Mia. Oh, is it Meek? Meek Mia. Meet Mia.
04:29:29
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Just name your cat fucking... That's awesome. umfield or something My cat's name is Nika. I thought we were talking about a cat. We were talking about a godam dog Hashtag worst host ever. Right? I thought we were talking about a cat. Hey, Glenn.
04:29:47
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Bye. I thought we were talking about a cat. paid on you, motherfucker. You're done.
04:29:57
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I seen the dog earlier, but I don't know. i thought we were talking... Who the fuck is that? And why does Brittany have two people in her? Hello, whoever you are. why are you he ella Why are you wearing surgical scrubs?
Friendship Dynamics and Humor
04:30:10
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Because they're going to have fun. no No, the fuck we are not. our plane We're playing doctor. Brittany, I'll be right over. Here we go. This is Courtney.
04:30:22
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She's not wearing surgical scrubs. Use your real now. Use real voice. Okay. That's random. Why did you just show up in a dress? Did you come back from a wedding or something? No, she was at the pub.
04:30:34
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I don't like you. don't like you. Well, good. At least we're on the same motherfucking page, okay? I'm trying to figure out where the fuck you come from and what the hell is going on here right now. Don't like each other. That's all that matters. know.
04:30:49
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So don't like Brittany, but she's here. Wait, if you don't like Brittany, going to go to hell. Yes, ma'am. No, I got to figure that out. Is that your real voice? No, it's not. You don't like Brittany, you go to hell. You go to hell and you die. Exactly, Mr. Who's that? Michael?
04:31:04
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Mitchell? Michael? Michael? I'm
04:31:12
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sorry. Britney's amazing and I love her. So if you don't like Britney, you can go to hell. No, that guy that you say you don't like, I don't like him either. he said he doesn't like Britney, so can go to hell.
04:31:24
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I have no clue who that is or that is or that is at hell. But Michael Mitchell's cool. This motherfucker said he doesn't like you, so he can go to hell. No, he's like my big brother. They're like,
04:31:37
Speaker
Motherfucker. We don't like you anyway. You sons of bitches can get... Hey, hey, hey. Let's all do the Britney. This is thing on here. It's called the Britney fade where i like I start talking and I go... ah i it It's a thing. okay The kids go a viral, baby. The Britney fade. We're going to make you, girl. We're going to make you.
04:32:08
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It'll be the first thing that ever goes viral from this goddamn network. too it's Guys, do it. It's Britney, bitch. It's Britney. They do it on purpose because they're bitches.
04:32:19
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they do it on purpose because theyre You do it on purpose? It's Britney, It's Britney, ah
04:32:30
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hers There's a lot of them. but stuff no I need alcohol. Britney? Give me alcohol. Yes, ma'am. What?
04:32:42
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Two stuck up her mouth the size of a dick. it's a but That's a bong. That's a fucking dick substitute. That's what she has in her mouth right now.
04:32:56
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Brittany, you're not, I'm not lying. That's a big substitute.
04:33:02
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Talk anymore. Brittany is ashamed of me, okay? That's rude for her to be ashamed of me. Sorry about that. It's my fault. She's the nicest person in the world.
04:33:15
Speaker
I'm so fucking lost. You bitches. Fuck you. Fuck you. Brittany is amazing. i can't masturbate to this. You're down?
04:33:27
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fame Oh my gosh. I don't know if I want to give you more alcohol. You don't. I am. I've had a lot of alcohol. You absolutely should. More shots. More shots. enjoy oh
Language and Humor in Relationships
04:33:40
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shit man he's gonna get i don't know if i want to shoot you more you don't i am i've had lotphon absolutely should wow there should be more shots more shots Absolutely, Marcia.
04:33:56
Speaker
Oh my goodness. I bought a red stag and red stags. the fuck is that shit right there?
04:34:11
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What?
04:34:13
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Did somebody just chamber a pistol? What the fuck just happened? I'm just confused. Just curious. Why are all y'all wearing butt plugs?
04:34:26
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wow yeah but I thought it was a good bed for it. Come on, man. I don't approve. I need to a good thing we didn't ask you if you approved. yes Because they did not approve of me telling them they should not have butt plugs.
04:34:49
Speaker
Where's the water at, I guess? You're asking the wrong one. going to Don't drink the water. It's actually vodka. here The water is special.
04:35:01
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And it is, um don't drink the Kool-Aid is what you're going for. no, drink that too. Yeah, drink the Kool-Aid. Who are you referencing when you say don't drink the Kool-Aid?
04:35:16
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and don't understand. Give her the golden butt plug again, Michael.
04:35:26
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Because after talking about Jim Jones, it was technically Flavor Aid. It was great Flavor Aid. Boom, I'm in. That was the answer I was looking for, Jim Jones. Yeah. Hey, I know they can't hear us right now.
04:35:40
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Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. I'm going to kill myself.
04:35:48
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Her friend is pretty drunk. Yeah. Yeah.
04:35:56
Speaker
Shut up. She doesn't like you, that's for sure. Apparently I pissed her her fucking Cheerios this morning. Well, you said shitty things about Brittany.
04:36:07
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Something none of us ever do. Yeah, yeah i'm know I'm the only one. And it was totally unwarranted for me to say shitty things about Brittany. Because Brittany never says anything mean about me.
04:36:19
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I'm just an asshole. Yeah, you are. Shut up, Angel. Fuck off, Blake. Actually, have kept that. Go fuck yourself. but If you can find it.
04:36:33
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Wow. and What do I have to find to go fuck myself? I'll just stick that golden butt plug up my ass and fuck myself. Scott was like, I'll come to Ohio, bitch. gassing at the jet now, dude.
04:36:47
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ands a jet i'm gasing at the jet now
04:36:53
Speaker
Baby, you better get him. Come on out. I'm like two hours from Glick. Baby, you better get him. Scotto's fixing to come into Ohio. Bring me with you. Bring me with you.
04:37:08
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Brittany, who is your friend? She doesn't get like that very often. That's not the question. Yeah, you know what? I'm going to call bullshit. She gets like that a lot. Her husband just died a year ago.
04:37:27
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Wow. she's being She's been getting like that every night for a year. No, she hasn't. I'm sorry that her husband died. That sucks. It's been like every other week, maybe she'll have one night.
04:37:41
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Baby, you don't need to go fuck yourself. a Fuck you, Nah.
Music's Social Influence and Unique Talents
04:37:51
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Like to, a I don't know, breathe during it?
04:37:55
Speaker
I don't know what that means. Okay, what is this sandwich?
04:38:02
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So that was my sandwich. That is a... want to taste the bread That is... Oh, you told me what it was. It was something stacked.
04:38:15
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It's peanut butter, and potato chips. Brandy. Sorry. And wasn't there was... No. um not No, it was peanut butter, banana, and potato chips.
04:38:27
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And I was thrown down to my fucking board. And then I had my big family-sized bag of veggie straws. It has a
04:38:37
Speaker
I just hope she doesn't. Didn't Elvis do like the peanut butter and the marshmallow fluff or something? Peanut butter and bananas. so was el That's Elvis' his favorite sandwich. This guy's favorite sandwich, as well as Elvis, is peanut butter and banana. and I love it. Peanut butter and banana sandwiches are amazing.
04:38:56
Speaker
Chase it down with some Sprite. It's good. No, fuck Sprite. I drink milk. So I'm going to set it up immediately after that. As Ernest said, and Ernest scared stupid.
04:39:10
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yeah Come on, Michael. You're of age. You know.
04:39:17
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Ernest P. Worrell? Yeah. Suck it. Oh, I'm going to punch you right in your cocksucket.
04:39:29
Speaker
And I'm also going to punch you right in your cock holster, which is your butthole. but Peanut butter and bananas. Your butthole. Let's go. Right in your butthole. I'm going to punch you right in your butthole, Michael. Calm down. Calm down, Scott-O.
04:39:46
Speaker
what So when the gays say that to women, they say, I'm going to punch you right in your front butt. Right problem
04:39:55
Speaker
in your front butt. You can thunder punch my fart box. That would
04:40:03
Speaker
technically be a queef box, right? That would be a queef box. Well, yeah, it would be a queef box. who yeah ah we Last night your cooter was talking to me. Don't be ashamed of your queefs, ladies.
04:40:18
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If you make front part... Mom got a beef box. Daddy can't sleep at night. Why do people be embarrassed about that guy's clothes? Some ladies are. Some ladies are embarrassed by the... yeah You know, when you're getting taken to pound town and the little... Thumbs out. They get embarrassed. Don't be embarrassed by that just because that cooter's talking to us.
04:40:38
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Like it. You're too small.
04:40:43
Speaker
Yeah, well... It might be, but... But, like, Liam Neeson and Taken, have a particular set of skills.
04:40:56
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The flavor saver. I
Ohio Podcast Success and Community Support
04:41:00
Speaker
once had a lady friend get upset at me because he was like, all of your jokes revolve around sex, and I'm completely serious. I said this without even thinking. It was a reflex action. I was like, yeah, because it's fucking funny.
04:41:14
Speaker
Sex is funny, man. It is. Like, sex is funny. Like, it's real life. You know, sometimes things happen when you have sex. sometimes Sometimes you're, Brittany, you're muted. I don't know if you're talking to us or if you're talking to somebody else. She could be talking to herself. Why is she talking Italian?
04:41:38
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Yeah, that's it. yeah
04:41:44
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nice with show yeah Sometimes things happen during sex. Sometimes you get moving two facts and it slips out and then you punch her in the tailbone and you break your dick.
04:41:57
Speaker
That's called the stupid Sanchez. Stupid Sanchez. So I have an ex-wrestler, current comedian sort of, coming up on...
04:42:11
Speaker
panel soon, maybe. Can we have more than six? Yeah, yeah. Can say something about the queef thing real quick? You got fungus thing in queefs? What you doing?
04:42:23
Speaker
Sometimes dude will pull out too far because they think their dick is bigger than what it is, and then it shoves it up from there. Yes, exactly.
04:42:35
Speaker
I don't like that. And they're like this and like, I'm sorry, am I hurting you, baby? And you're like, what? I'm sorry, why? but I feel attacked right now. I'm leaving. I'll be back. I feel attacked right now.
04:42:49
Speaker
That's what I've been trying to be saying this whole time. like i agree. I fucking agree, Brittany. They come out and let Aaron and then I go, it's not the vagina's fault. It's the fucking dude's fault. It's a small pecker.
04:43:04
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wow In my case, it is. yeah The large vagina women have spoken. You cavernous whores!
04:43:15
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That's what I was If you have a floppy vagina, maybe you queef all the time, but no. and know yeah yeah did you ever think about that? Maybe his dick's not small. Maybe your vagina's huge, you whore.
04:43:29
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Except for the folks, Captain. If it's occasioned once in a while, like rarely. However, many, many, many, many years ago before I had kids. many many many um Never mind.
04:43:45
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my My best friend, his wife's younger brother was dating this girl that could queef on command. I was just about to say that. And this this is, this is, and like, this is like, 100%.
04:44:02
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one hundred percent She was 100% fully clothed. We'd never believed him when he talked about it. and And we were all, we were all over at my, like my, my, this is again, this is before I had kids.
04:44:14
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It was my ex-wife and I's first apartment and we were all playing cards one night. And we brought it up. I was drinking and we brought it up when we were all drinking and we brought it up. And she like jumped on the couch, fully clothed, fully clothed, jumped on the couch and pulled her legs behind her head and just started queeping all over the place.
04:44:34
Speaker
It was the most random, most hilarious thing I've ever seen in my life. Did she call it the halftime show? No, but God, I wish we would have. This has been like over 20 years ago at this point because it was before my daughter was born.
04:44:52
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Last time Brittany showed me that she could do it on committee too.
04:44:58
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And yo, that ran so bad.
04:45:04
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i need I need to work on that. I need to try that. and
04:45:09
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That sounds like a terrible skill to have. It does, but It's like clenching your butthole, but with your vagina.
04:45:18
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I don't feel like it's something can put on your resume. shit. I cleave old Susanna. If you can do it, you should 100% put it on your resume. You should put it on your resume. I can cleave old Susanna.
04:45:34
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On command. I can cleave all my darling Clementines.
04:45:42
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Happy birthday. Oh, my darling, Cleefenton. Stop. the Here all we get, folks. Here all we get. Shout to Ohio for in the top ten for the last two weeks.
04:46:06
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you fucking love us here in ohio baby Ohio is fucking... I'm not my male. And just want to say, as a Michigan fan, all you Buckeye... All you Ohio State University Buckeye football podcasts out there, and we're creeping up into your fucking space, and we're getting in your heads. Let's go!
04:46:28
Speaker
We're simply fifth best! We're than all the world's best! You're talking shit because of whatever else you're doing.
04:46:40
Speaker
we were the We were the number five best podcast in all of Ohio. Two weeks ago. this most How many podcasts are in Ohio? like six Hundreds and thousands. Oh, there's a lot of them. And and they're all... like dry Much many. Shut up, Brittany.
04:46:57
Speaker
You know what? I'm not mad at him. I'm mad at you. there are I'm taking it out on you.
04:47:06
Speaker
No, there's actually a lot of... po no it's Ohio is very much populated with Buckeye podcasts. Almost every person I know has a podcast. and we Two weeks ago, we were number five. Last week, we were number seven.
04:47:22
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But we're still in the top ten two weeks in a row. So, it's pretty dope. And all of Ohio... Yo, like and subscribe, fool. Share us to your friends.
04:47:34
Speaker
Yeah, Ninja. Come on, dog. Nine nine out of ten grannies approve. you know the difference?
04:47:48
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Share those your grannies.
04:47:51
Speaker
It's because your bitches. Everybody's trying to keep track of Glick's beard. They all know that he dyes it.
04:48:05
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It was blue for a while. Exactly. but What is happening there right now, Michael? Michael, Chris Technician, get control of your panel.
04:48:18
Speaker
What? He's going to sell somebody else. Chris is like, nah, fuck this, bro. I'm out. amazingcing I tried to bring him in and he immediately disavowed all of us.
04:48:31
Speaker
He's like, he's like well like look, I'll get you Walmart order. But outside of that, nah, fuck you. This is your mess. I spoke to the Almighty today.
04:48:42
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He says he's pretty sure I'm okay, but you're fucked. You're fucked.
04:48:51
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You're fucked. You're fucked.
04:48:56
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Thanks, Chris. Thanks for having my back, buddy. As the OG of OGs. Thanks for having me my back, buddy. He's a true friend. well He's just like, fuck you. You got this. He's no hope at He's like watching some weird Hentai porn or something right now while he's on our panel. He doesn't fucking care. What's wrong with that? Watching that. Tentacle porn. I didn't say there was anything wrong with it. I just said that's what he's doing.
04:49:22
Speaker
All right, then shush. This is what he's doing. This is what he's doing. I'm here. Some people like different things. Who's making mistakes? Huh?
04:49:35
Speaker
Who's making mistakes coming? Let's see some meat.
Humor in Podcasting and Future Plans
04:49:40
Speaker
Show us the meat.
04:49:43
Speaker
oh I see that, Erskato. Oh, I can hear the hear the sizzle?
04:49:51
Speaker
i can hear the sizzle sizzle No, I don't have it on yet. I got a sizzle. They're ready to go. Those are... Those are supermarket steaks. Shame on you.
04:50:09
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Bro, we only have a safe way to Walmart right here. Come on now. Oh, really? don't have a butcher? No. I got a butcher. How many times have you watched an Arby's commercial and thought, I should call her?
04:50:23
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a book to me but There's a reason she's an ex, Blake. It's never happened. Good answer. That was the answer I was looking for right there. There's a reason she's an ex. It's has never happened. You should never watch an Arby's commercial on Go.
04:50:42
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Now that know how bad I look from Chris Technician's view, oh my God, got get off this panel.
04:50:48
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Oh, see, I was right. There was a fucking cat earlier. That's why was confused. Or is that a raccoon? They're squirrels. That's not a dog.
04:50:59
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They're squirrels. What is that? Squirrels. Two squirrels wrestling. What the fuck is that? no no Is it a skull?
04:51:11
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He's a Glick.
04:51:18
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That's not a dog. That's a goddamn... What the fuck is that thing? It's a pup purse. it's ah It's a gizmo. it's ah It's a guagmite. ah so mo like my walk wa my margo is mo watch just never have buto It's air who has a
04:51:35
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It's cute.
04:51:38
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There it is.
04:51:41
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The brick needs. It's been three tries, but I got it. Hey. Yeah.
04:51:52
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Wow. He's talking to us. That was a killer. Chris has little
04:52:04
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to say. What? Chris will live on social media or whatever platform he's on. He'll have couple people on his panel and he won't say anything. chris crystalville live on social media whatever platform he's on and his panel he'll have couple people on his panel and he won't say He'll just literally do that.
04:52:24
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That's what he does. Are you talking about chopsticks?
04:52:29
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Or technicians? Wow. I am talking about the guy who is literally on our panel right now. Dude, I was just sneezing a million times. I haven't been listening. It was a pretty... I was I'm sorry.
04:52:50
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Well, can you die quietly, please? That would be awesome. I muted myself, you bitch. Do not steal my daughter's lines. Oh, yeah, that's right. You did tell me about that. Yeah, that's right.
04:53:00
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I was like, who told me that as I was saying it? And that was you. Son of a bitch. Die quieter. ah
04:53:12
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I sharpen the stick. I know how it pokes. I don't like the way that sounds. Well, I'm talking about my daughter, Freak Show, so watch your own creepy mouth.
04:53:22
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That's still the sound right. Brittany's family is inbred racist creatures from Alabama. Oh. i both that You told me that they were.
04:53:36
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I said one cousin.
04:53:40
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Inbred. preachers. and you said they a I don't have any inbred motherfucking cousins. I never said that. So check yourself before you. I never said that. I never said that. But I never said that. But my cousins. No, no, no, no, no. You can talk shit about me and all that stuff, but don't talk shit about my family. I never fucking said there's no inbred shit. No.
04:54:05
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You literally told us a story about your cousin marrying. Yeah, I had a cousin that married a cousin, but that was whatever. They didn't have babies together because there's no inbred shit.
04:54:17
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They just had butt babies, so it's okay. They didn't have no real babies. Messed around for a second, and I'm not saying that's okay. They definitely messed around for a second.
04:54:30
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Don't say I'm a part of that shit. Fuck you. i didn't say you were. yeah You had to turn. No, I didn't. Things are getting heated on this nonsensical nonsense tonight. You did.
04:54:42
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You said I was a part of that. You did. You said your family. You did.
04:54:49
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Still, it's my family. I'm a part of it. We need to set up a poll. Who thinks Glick's a piece of shit? Let's start a poll.
04:54:59
Speaker
That should be next to the big count. can i get vote and Can I vote on that poll? Because I'll tell you. No, because you'd be shit. There's just some things you don't fucking say. That's all I to say. You literally said it, Brittany.
04:55:14
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I'm sorry, but you don't marry me. I said that my cousin fucked his cousin, but no. You said they got married. What do you say we go to a break? Yeah, please. We got one hour left. Just a short break.
04:55:29
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Music, Professor.
04:55:54
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have no plastic L.A. brand. Ain't on the edge of no popular trend. Ain't never seen the inside of that magazine DQ We don't care you're lawyer a Texas old man Some wagers bustin' ass or some liquor stings You got so old, may have people just die My
04:56:18
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head's turning white, and it's always been great
04:56:51
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Pair on white, search, pay their own dues. Smoking camels and drinking message. You wonder where I've been. Look at my head.
04:57:05
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I'm a prize, still wouldn't pay my bills I ain't been no way, but even God, he understands My head's burning white, that's always been red I call her to blue, I've always been there I'm trying to sing a song
04:57:31
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We've always been here
04:58:35
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So have I, paid our tax, gave our lives
Podcast Goals and Listener Engagement
04:58:40
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Served a straight country, we'll explain the bounds
04:58:45
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This is the longest, shortest break I've ever been on. You know it's love that makes a man so rich. That's where it's at. If they don't like it, they can just hit the hell out of me.
04:58:56
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My head's turning white. It's always been rich. It's always been rich. It's always been rich.
04:59:16
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There. Are you happy now? Thank you. I'm just kidding. Actually, I love that song. I love the song. They are friends of the network. i love the so yeah are friends of the network aless aless and good and and And Dave and the guys, they did an amazing cover of of that song. and and And shout out to them. that They have not made a single penny off that song because they've done donated everything to veterans. like um But that's that's not the best. That's not the best version.
04:59:53
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ah im go me make one so b baby so be I MCs in one of their concerts and Michael hasn't.
05:00:04
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um there we go cheers guys
05:00:10
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I want want to drop this real quick again because I know it was during the show. Brittany Brittany
05:00:19
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Brittany where did she go? but look at it Look at the comments. What? Where's she at?
05:00:31
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You gonna fuck that, bro? I know. She knows. I love her like a sister. She's sweetheart. but the Brandy said, you two really are like brother and sister.
05:00:44
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You two are like whole ass brother and sister. I love you. love you. Yes, Brittany is Brittany is She is. She's like my little sister. I love her. Mo Dog is in the building. I can be booed. I'm going to need you to calm down, Scotto.
05:01:00
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I'm doing picklebacks. It is J-Mo Irish whiskey. yeah and and And Angel's drinking but do you drinking Bud Light and your normal Red Bull? Red Bull, yeah.
05:01:14
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She's drinking Bud Light and Red Bull. angel Yeah. yeah she puts She puts Red Bull in her Bud Light. It's never got her. It's fucking amazing. said yeah said She said, hell yeah, Scotto.
05:01:28
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Scotto's my... So i have i now I have two broasters. i have I have my my actual broaster and Scotto's going to be my broaster as well. BRB. So my younger sister is trans and transitioned from female to male.
05:01:48
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And jokingly, I was like, oh, you're my broster. It was like brother and sister combined. That's a cute term. I like that. That's cute. And that's been like ah it like, I did it jokingly and it's a term of endearment.
05:02:00
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And he loves it. he He fucking loves it. And that's, i whenever I talk about him, that's what I tell people. He's my broster. I say I have three and a half sisters. Transitioning from female to male. Yeah.
05:02:12
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Broster. I have three and a half sisters. I have one and a half. You.
05:02:20
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Semen chasers if I'm lucky, MoDog. If I'm lucky. It's only 9 o'clock at night. The night is young for me. Thank God. Yeah.
05:02:32
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The link's in there, MoDog. Oh, yeah. Come on up. Come on up.
05:02:40
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I got one two more shots. not going to bounce. we You'll bounce when the show's over, you pussy. We got one hour left. Well, an hour and a No, an hour.
05:02:52
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Look, I would have been late. I wouldn't have been late, but I didn't want to come. ah And I've already been here too long.
05:03:00
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Love you, Brandy. Love you. You're adorable. You're adorable. yeahy brandy love you you're adorable <unk>
05:03:16
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Thank you. So, funny note about MoDog. MoDog calls me Slutto. That's his nickname for MoDog. I saw that. So, apparently, so I go around to a lot of other panels, and I shit-talk people, basically.
05:03:33
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too. I'm with a group called The Shit Show, so we shit-talk people. And so somebody started calling me slutto as an insult, and I was like, well, ha-ha-ha, the joke's on you, because MoDog already started it. know You're late to the game, bitch. Late to the fucking game.
05:03:51
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Come back and swore. Yeah. I'm a reform slut. Did I hear somebody say MoDog? Yeah, MoDog's in the chat, but he's not on the panel. MoDog's been in the chat. i know' It's been a few weeks since MoDog came up on the panel.
05:04:07
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i don't I don't think MoDog likes to say MoDog. I think MoDog comes when and where he wants. You know. we got a mouse Brittany, we fucking love you, said Brandy.
05:04:21
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And she spelled your name right. I was just saying it wrong. Brandy said, we love you, girl. i'm good just Just so you know.
05:04:32
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Just so you know, Brittany. Me too. i mean i i'm in i mean and talk Honestly, people at work tell me that all the time. Brittany, just so you know, I'm getting in trouble. I protect y'all. protect you. It's I was told.
05:04:46
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um i'll protect you it's okay i'm being i was i was told
05:04:53
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Thanks, Brandy. Love you, girl. she's She's looking out for you, girl. Keep her man in order. What? Did you see her comment earlier? Where's it at? I gotta scroll up.
05:05:04
Speaker
Right there. There you go. Trying to get my fucking mind straight. You two are like whole-ass brother and sister. Straight up. I...
05:05:15
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straight up now a ay personally I apologize I apologize Calm down I'll fight you of all we good the main The actual actual main event Michael The actual main event She said Oh girl I got this fucker I know look you know what the main The actual main event is at Michael's wedding Is me and Brittany fighting It's going to be a dance battle That's what it's going to be
05:05:47
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Oh, don't you even do it, girl. right. Game on. Bet. Bet. ah Let's go. You want to dance battle? You ain't seen my moves. Not to say bet. I fucking hate you so much. I want it to be a rap battle. Make it a rap battle. Either way. Either way. We can rap battle. We can dance battle.
05:06:07
Speaker
I'm a poet. I'm a poet. I didn't even know it. I used to. No. I used to be the president of the Poetry Club. Okay.
05:06:18
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I'm a descendant Edgar Allan Poe. You have no chance. i can't wait to meet you, Brandy.
05:06:26
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Okay, so I went to this Halloween party one time at a club. I love you, baby girl. So I have this roast of... um If I'm going to do a... Oh, by the way, Johnny's backstage. Good to see you, Johnny.
05:06:38
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Johnny's backstage. He's dancing. I have this thing where I like to do elaborate costumes. So I like to rush people to do what I call the lazy costume, which is basically just dressing from the neck up and basically going in a pair of panties because, oh, you're ah a sexy doctor. or you You're a woman. The snore. The snore.
05:07:01
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but wow what that floor city bit a floor storm So one time i went in a two-piece bikini that I covered with tinfoil and I made a necklace out of potatoes and carrots and I was a sexy pot roast. You we gotta to protect your nipples from the aliens.
05:07:23
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over that then I mean, a pot roast is sexy on the surface. But I'm gonna... but i'm goingnna least told help get i i but go um I'm go ahead and say it.
05:07:34
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Picks are getting avid, Scott. Michael might like this. I'm good for all you. You can find me on Discord, baby. not on Discord. Fuck Discord. I'm too retarded to use Discord. Somebody else is trying to talk. Shut the fuck up, Glick. Shut up. Thank you. Alright, so. day.
05:07:51
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so thank you right so what you watch to girl i never believe every day What an asshole you are. like You're a piece of shit.
05:08:03
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Why are you a piece of shit? She's trying to talk and you're belching. can't help it. They're coming out, but I'm Melissa. I can hear her talking. Did you hear the question?
05:08:16
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Yeah, motherfucker. Did you hear the question? Angel, you have the floor. What black-chested girl put over booze every day?
05:08:27
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What does she wear?
05:08:30
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Anything, because she's flat.
05:08:33
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Normally wear a bra, but in her case it's pimple patches. It's what patches? Pimple patches. Ouch. It's kiddo bites.
05:08:46
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Chris Technician gave you the shake of the head. Don't, don't, don't. We don't, we don't, we don't. Chris Technician gets the award for a shake. I can say that, because I do it every day.
05:09:01
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Mosquito bites. Normally they get bigger when you have kids. They do. You all are really trying to hurt my feelings tonight. What are you talking about? I did not do it this time. i If I get yelled at for this shit, I quit.
05:09:20
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I didn't even do anything. I'll send you pictures, honey. I'll send you pictures. i didn't even do anything bring um your tiny how you think pictures I got them right here. or i you belong Mosquito movies matter.
05:09:38
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Me too. I got them too. Don't got them too. yeah yeah Do you guys want me to donate some of my moves to you guys? I've already i've looked it up. you can You cannot swap fatty tissue unless you are twins. I got plenty of fatty tissue if you guys need fatty.
05:10:00
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What's up, Johnny? Good to see you as always. Good to you. Yeah, John, talk to us about something other flat-chested bitches. I didn't do that! What's up? Oh god, it's Moe, dog.
05:10:15
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Oh my god, it's Brittany. Bitch. How am I? I didn't even do it. I didn't even bring a flat chest and somehow I'm the bad guy. You're always the bad guy, dude. What's up, Johnny? No, I'm Hey, nothing more. Better get in there. Hope you're doing well.
05:10:33
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No, don't nobody. Hey, Johnny. Johnny Bonds. Brandy says, good to see you. john Johnny Bonds, what are you all decorated up for, man? What you what are you doing? ah He had his militia meeting tonight, man.
05:10:49
Speaker
Who the hell is this backstage? I gotta scroll this shit down. Who the hell is this backstage? My roommate is fucking drunk and upstair. kicking back. I thought your roommate was... I thought your roommate was... Why can I not... There we go. Okay.
05:11:08
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What the hell is going on? She's fucked up with a bunch of chips all over her chest and the bag open. Oh. I don't know when I get sold.
05:11:19
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oh What are you drinking? You leave my summer shandy. Oh, dude, those are amazing.
05:11:31
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Licked by Kegels. I'm not a big beer drinker, but when I do, it's usually like like Yangling or summer shandy when they're out. and I was dating a girl about a year ago. She had one. I was like, what the fuck is that, man? What's citrus beer? And I drank one. I was like, God damn, that's pretty good. Yeah.
05:11:47
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like my here If it's too hot, my key it's out for me. Yeah, I can't. My son's a brewmaster, man. He has been for about 15 years.
05:11:58
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So he's into all the IPAs knowledge and that shit. And his whole his fucking homebrews that he makes, man, are like four times as strong as any beer you can buy on the market. but all So hes he's a beer snob, but I'm not.
05:12:11
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you know I'm more bourbon, red coat kind of shit. Yeah. I take an Imperial IPA and preach this to it four times. Is it bourbon and cocaine?
05:12:24
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Yes, Michael. Bourbon and cocaine is amazing. summer Summer Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, whatever. No, I heard Clay say haven't been up here in a couple weeks. I just want to jump up and say hey for it. No, you yeah you you jump you were in the in the comments you were in the comments list Saturday night and you were like,
05:12:44
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um um it's midnight and I got this rain going to stop and and you're going to like, why are you going for five mile treks in the middle of the night, bro? I like it, man. I like walking at night, man.
05:12:56
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That's suspect. Nobody else out. It's not hot as fuck because, you know, it's humid as hell down here, man. Yeah, yeah. So, that's my fat ass get out there and sweat and have heat stroke if I do that shit at 2 o'clock in the afternoon.
05:13:09
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Dude, I'm going to say no, I because nobody's there. You wouldn't have to worry about that if you'd stop eating name-brand crowns and start eating them Walmart yeah walmart Great Value crowns.
05:13:24
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Don't bring up Walmart. Michael's going to get mad.
05:13:29
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I love you. I can't afford that shit. Look, look. You're just Walmart money, motherfucker. I'm bringing it. but no yeah You just mind your business, Michael and Brittany. I know Moe Dogg likes.
05:13:43
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Click's got it, man. Randy, you better watch out. Moe Dogg. He's like... No, it's not even like that. It's not even like that. I love this panel.
05:13:54
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Baby, where this guy, Blaze? i I have no idea where Blaze is. please Blaze has absolutely said... Fuck you, Glick, on Saturday night. No, I think Blase is taking that. It's not saying. Yeah, fuck you, Jedi. You fake Jedi bitch looking transparent default character ass. Yeah, I came onto his fucking shit the other night and he doesn't even want to show his generic ass default ass bitch ass.
05:14:21
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That's funny. You guys start calling him default? You guys started calling him default on here? We're calling him default on other channels now, too. Yeah. yeah just Make sure you give us a shout-out. Shaman started calling him default now, Yeah, no, I did.
05:14:38
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ah He was on ah fucking G2K's last week, and I was like... ah so somebody Somebody called him default, and I where i brought you guys up. That shit started on Glick's nonsensical network.
05:14:50
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um Yeah. How did that start? How did that start? because well look at Actually, he has started it.
Group Dynamics and Personal Impact
05:14:59
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He's the one that started it. Himself. He's the one that said, I'm pretty sure. Wait, no, no.
05:15:06
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but you gotta go He didn't start it. He didn't start it. Brittany fucking started it, man. You're the one that called him a fucking default character. You called him default character. Look at her fucking naming somebody and trying to throw that shit on somebody else, man. Yeah, no, Britt, that was you. You called him a default character.
05:15:24
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Yeah, Britt, that was you. Like the separate character of every game. like one Here's to Brittany. Here's to Brittany. There you go. There's guy. Fucking Brittany, man.
05:15:41
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He started that shit himself. Shut the fuck up. me and
05:15:49
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fuck that That was fucking funny. There you go. I'll be Jedi in I was confused. He's up love you. God, I love that i was go be like he's up here but he's not talking yeah me yes i'd for me too yes baby analog yeah god i love that woman oh It's amazing how you can meet somebody and within a month or two, they can do more and make you feel certain types way than somebody you've been with for two, three, four, 20 years. I will give you that one. That's cool. That's what we call destiny. That's what we call destiny. Who is that motherfucker?
05:16:38
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this that's that's what that's what we call destin that's what we call test what means that motherfucker Britney's that motherfucker be standing at a crime scene with a knife in her hand, blood all over her hands and telling the cops, yeah, the fucking killer went that way.
05:16:52
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yeah really They just handed me the knife, man. but
05:17:02
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Fuck you, MoDog. I can't wait to see Jedi telling my shit, man.
05:17:08
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And you know Jedi, he's so soft-spoken. He'll be like, but ah wait, I didn't call myself that. right not but Johnny, that's my favorite fucking coffee creamer. I buy that shit every fucking week, man. Oh, dude. God, God.
05:17:24
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Thing is, I can't drink coffee unless I have this. Yeah. It just doesn't fucking hit the same. You can't have coffee unless you have things. I thought your favorite...
05:17:39
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Scotto, I thought your favorite coffee creamer was six foot something with muscles and tattoos. Yeah, you beat me too. That's not flavor.
05:17:51
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He's got his he's got a special kind of creamer. and fast That's not Karoila flavor. favorite lipstick is penis. Welcome back to the Semen Cemetery, y'all.
05:18:05
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Oh, shit. Scotto, how you been, man? I ain't been on a panel with you in a week or so, man. I'm doing good, my dog. What about you? I'm hanging in there. Shiz happens here for Scotto. there you go.
05:18:19
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Make sure you haven't hit that subscribe button. Scotto is one of our favorite people here. I love Scotto. Yeah, man. Scotto is fucking badass, man. you fuck my Scotto is my sweet, beautiful queen, and I was so glad to see his nails done this week, because last week I asked about his nails, and he said, oh, you're going to yell at me.
05:18:39
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But look at him. Yes, girl. Get it. See, I told you a few weeks ago you needed to have him on your fucking stream, man. I love Scotto. Scotto has actually been up here before, and I forgot until he came up, and I was like, oh, let's go. Yes, I really am.
05:18:57
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to love I love Scott. i panel with this woman every time she goes live. I am there. So if you ever followed follow, follow Shiz, because you'll just see me on panel with her all the time.
05:19:10
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Follow us. but to follow up us yes itrngles that Follow us. follow Give us a follow. Give us a like. Give us a subscribe. Give us a share. Give us an endorsement, Scott. Give us an endorsement, Scott.
05:19:24
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but i don't have I don't have a wrench on his network, so throw throw her link in there. I'll do it. Yes, we will we will absolutely follow you guys back. Check us out, man.
05:19:34
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Like, subscribe share, subscribe. i don't know well i know only only fall me That's your job. oh i don't know i don't know how to i don't know how to do that. Blaze does all that shit. Where the fuck is Blaze? He does all that shit.
05:19:48
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What do you see to happen? I'm kind of your pseudo-Blaze.
05:19:54
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Chris, you're quiet. It's way too bright out here. We need our sunglasses guys. What are you doing? Nonsensical's the Shut up. Shut up. Shut Shut Shut up. Shut Shut Shut up. up. up.
05:20:05
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05:20:19
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Shut Shut up. Shut Shut up. Shut Shut Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. up. Shut Shut up. Shut Shut Shut up. Shut Mods. If you're a mod, you got a wrench. Then you you can click on other people's name and go to their channels and shit. And like drop links and shit. yeah Yeah.
05:20:35
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I mean, you can do other mods too, but you know that's what most people use it for. What you say, Glick? Excuse me.
05:20:44
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and joe scott got fans
05:20:49
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what do you say glick please palm me um
05:20:55
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That's what he says, no? You're welcome. How about that? they duck no I don't know how to give people wrenches. I would gladly... i would i would I'll give Scotto a wrench.
05:21:10
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I'll give Modog a wrench. I don't know how to give the wrenches to people. How do I give wrenches to people? I know you know how. Just go to the...
05:21:21
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I just subbed up the shiz. ah you see so so where whoop I think I just dropped shiz in the comments. Just go to YouTube itself and go to the chat.
05:21:36
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hu i think I just dropped the shiz happens. When I go to the chat, it it gives me report or block. I don't want to report. What the fuck did I do? um did i do versus oh good Glick might not even be a mod. was on a fucking network.
05:21:52
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I'm a mod. I took care of it, man. I might not be. Baby girl, I love you too. yeah I love you so fucking much. I might not be. Blaze might have fucked me out of my own.
05:22:04
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I can't even control this shit. I care of it, son. Relax. That's why Glick what a wrench is. He don't even fucking have one himself.
05:22:14
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I told you I'm your pseudo-Blaze for the night. but i'm i'm I'm just a guy. I'm just a voice in the face of the nonsensical network. Outside of that, the monkeys behind the scenes control everything. Shut the fuck up.
05:22:30
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Chris, did you go to Walmart tonight, man? Get him some beer? Yes, he did. Beer and vanilla ice cream. yes Oh, we were joking about that, Chris, about how, like, you're just going to randomly show up to his door one day and going to have, like, all his orders just, like, right there, like, browsed.
05:22:52
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Chris is like, fuck that. That was never... You're fucking lines. I'm not bringing in shit. Chris said, that. A lot can invade in that look, Chris. A lot can invade.
05:23:04
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Fuck Glick. darl Don't you poison that man's mind. Don't you poison Chris's mind. I'm not poisoning his mind. I'm reading his face.
05:23:16
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Fuck Glick on his face. no That face says fuck Glick. He's an OG of OGs. Make those gray stripes brown. Why don't the up 66? Brittany, why are you hiding in the dark, man?
05:23:33
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you hide You hiding from ice? Make those gray stripes brown. That's gross.
05:23:42
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Yeah, I know. that's oh got She's talking about doo-doo in your beard. This guy does not eat the booty like groceries. Oh, sorry, Brandy. That's so...
05:23:58
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like I ain't licking your asshole unless you lick my asshole. And I know the demons that come out of my asshole. And if you lick my asshole. I'm sorry. Who's licking whose asshole here? I'm I'm not in my shower. I'm not in my shower. What?
05:24:24
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so
05:24:27
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Scotto said, I eat ass like I should swipe in an EBT card, man. Scotto, take control of your panel. Scotto, take here. i'm here for the chaos, honey. you Here for the chaos, okay? I threw my hands up in the air and I said, Scotto, take the wheel.
05:24:45
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Take care of your panel. Yes, queen. Take care of the wheel. Take the wheel, Skydo. Sorry, Glick. You're in no no love. No joy on your assholes. no Hey, hey. hey you know No.
05:24:58
Speaker
I don't lick assholes, and I don't want my asshole licked. So, baby girl. That's what I would say if I licked assholes, We are on the same page.
05:25:09
Speaker
I know the demons that I exercise. Nobody needs to know y'all's pages. He wants to eat your ass. Yeah, nobody needs to know that. don't. No, I don't. Yeah, you do. I'm going to eat something and it's not going to be your mess. My wife-elect is doing the same thing. Hi, Sue. What's up, Sue? Two-foot gold dildo.
05:25:27
Speaker
What? What? my wife elect is doing the same thing but
05:25:35
Speaker
sue also yeah ah huge but on dellda what Hey, Siri. was That was... I think I said this last time I was on the panel. That was my first introduction to Brittany. The first time I went on Glick's panel.
05:25:59
Speaker
I was up for like 30 seconds and she started talking about this golden fucking dildo that family member stole from her and shit. I was like, yeah, this is home I fit right in here. I bought her because this vagina is golden.
05:26:13
Speaker
But the dildo fucking it sucked. I only used... um can you guys Can you guys do me a favor real quick and and and and and and and reassure and shut up. um but like This isn't a favor of me. You're talking to your girl about your fucking asshole being eaten. Shut the fuck up. Can you can you reassure can you can you all reassure Brandy that she's one of us and she fits right in with us? She is. We love her. One of us. us.
05:26:47
Speaker
If I like her,
Relationship Humor and Meeting Plans
05:26:48
Speaker
trust me. Who's Brandy? Is that Angel? No, Brandy's my girlfriend. Oh, okay. Well, why isn't she up here on the channel? She was. you she i'll do that yeah she i'll do the She's in the chat.
05:27:00
Speaker
She don't do the camera. She don't do the panel stuff. So it's official now, huh? It's official. Nice. yeah Your boy's off the market and I'm off my bullshit.
05:27:12
Speaker
Okay. oh smilingling dang i lying on yes I didn't want to ask. last time Last time I asked a few weeks ago, man, you and Brittany were like, shut shut up, shut up, shut the fuck up. Yeah, no, that was, that was, yeah. now Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
05:27:27
Speaker
but oh Yeah that grant wendy congratulation yeah yeah brandy's gonna start sha his asho now snod there's no falseho play in our relationship he He already bleaches it.
05:27:42
Speaker
There's nothing wrong with shaving your asshole. I mean, I keep it cleaned up, but that's not because I want anybody to lick it or touch it or look at it. You know what? I don't know why I ask.
05:27:54
Speaker
yeah Brandy, inquiring minds want to know, man, does Glick's asshole look like his beard? He's in the state. another fuckingcker Motherfucker looks like he got a muskrat down here between his cheeks and she's...
05:28:08
Speaker
Get her a fucking ticket to Ohio. Carpet nuts. We are working on it. We are trying to get her. Thank you. Get her out there. I love having her leave. You go take a piss and all of a sudden the panel turns into assholes. and you have yeah do with it And then you came and said.
05:28:30
Speaker
Scott, you act like that's not the norm. Yeah, trust me. we are We are trying to get her to Ohio. Thank you. I want to both of you the panel by next week the week after that.
05:28:44
Speaker
Oh, God. You have no idea how great that would be. and And both of us think that. but Exactly. Make it fucking happen. Don't talk about it. Don't be about it, bro. but Where's where' she at currently?
05:28:55
Speaker
know she's out west. What did I tell you, baby girl? What did I tell you, baby girl? Don't talk about it. Be about Gang, gang.
05:29:07
Speaker
Which one do you scumbags? Get her out. yes Get her out there. ah She's out Oregon. I'm in Ohio. and I have family in Oregon.
05:29:20
Speaker
Family everywhere. I'd like to like to be in her Oregon. Say what? I passed that down at the right time. That was the I was in Oregon.
05:29:33
Speaker
Least subtle play of the year goes to Glick. Glick. ah That's why I have the champ. but He is a one class.
05:29:45
Speaker
What is What is sports? oh Worst of my bad dad joke. Here Hold on. the monster.
05:30:00
Speaker
Wait for Brittany. Wait for Brittany. Shut up. Fuck off, Michael. but tight on the whole panel Shut up. Junior. Brittany got her a fucking moonshine jug and shit, man.
05:30:12
Speaker
today brity huge drink angel today today junior line twos like gonna handle
05:30:21
Speaker
brittany got her a fucking moonshine jugg and shit man
05:30:26
Speaker
I am. Oh, baby girl. Got this from my uncle down in Tennessee. Cheers, guys. Cheers. Cheers. you ra I'm still waiting on Scato to hit me up on social media and give you one of those fancy cowboy holders. I dropped my email in the back chat, bitch.
05:30:48
Speaker
Damn, do you need an invitation? Scato. but um so like you ever look at these yeah brand I the live that was on two weeks ago and you just issue the sho did and then i had to click on that and it was like oh wow i like you halfway and you just left me there
05:31:21
Speaker
gang and dangling. That's what sounded like. I was dangling, too. What did you click on? What was happening there? Don't do that. Don't you do that to me, Scott. Don't you do that to me.
05:31:34
Speaker
and Not for nothing, but you got the coolest motherfucking mic anybody's got. Looks like say that old school fucking 1970s. No, no. Hold on. Who, me?
05:31:45
Speaker
Yeah. That's a bad look at mic. Yeah. yeah Those old metal kids. am... um Is that the same one you used for a photo shoot you had mentioned earlier? Yeah, that's that's why I had it. I bought i bought like one of the regular like podcaster ones, kind of like what Scotto has.
05:32:00
Speaker
and um I'll be honest with you. G2K does ah karaoke Sundays and shit. Cheers, Mama. Are you still drinking, baby girl? That one works really good for you.
05:32:11
Speaker
It's better than the other one. This is the microphone, guys. Yeah, I think I finally got it figured out. I'm kind of torn. I've got a couple ideas for like hand tattoos, but I want like the... i would like No one gives a shit! I'm talking near your panel, you dick!
05:32:26
Speaker
Let's just shut the fuck up and let me see what I'm going to say about the microphone because I kind of want do i want to do it. Talk some sense to them, Chris. You know
05:32:40
Speaker
He backstage-ed himself. well That's exactly where he belongs. Shut your phone up. Sorry, I at... As long as he's still on top of me, it's all good. It's all good. I got you, girl. I got you.
05:32:56
Speaker
ah yes wow I say, I am James' butt. Not for Glick. Scott, who said, relax, baby, relax. relax one He said, as long as you're on top. Just let it happen.
05:33:11
Speaker
i just want you I just want you all to know that Scott is the only person I can get away with talking like that too
05:33:22
Speaker
to. What are you doing? Why are you so jealous? Did he win above you? It lets you play around with that by curiosity and sound like you're just doing it for the show.
05:33:36
Speaker
Mo don't get it. Mo don't get it. She said, yes, sir. She said, yes, sir. sir. I can only talk. I can only talk. she said she said yes sir she said yes sir sir yeahs the only touch i don't what i can all
05:33:57
Speaker
m
05:34:00
Speaker
I have this hoodie from another creator that he made. It says it's not gay for Triscato. So that seems to be this universal out, is it word? mean, but as long as I'm not gay, it's not gay unless you push back. As long as on the top, it's not gay, right?
05:34:19
Speaker
It's only gay. yes I say, I'm not gay. yeah I'm not gay, but the guy that I fucked, he's super gay. I love it. I love how you change your voice. I do love that shit, man. He's got him. He's got him. He's got him. Fucking timing. Glick said, I'm not gay, but the guy I sodomize every fucking weekend is gay as fuck. Exactly. It reminds me of Mickey from Shameless.
05:34:51
Speaker
um That was a good show. the the the only The only thing Glick is fucking right now is fucking stupid.
05:35:03
Speaker
Or retarded. dare you go very own hand God damn, Brandy, you take that shit from him? No! What the hell? We just called Brandy stupid and retarded. He's safely in Oregon. like Hopefully staying there, Brandy.
05:35:18
Speaker
Hopefully staying there, Brandy. Stay safe, Brandy. Shut up, Michael. Watch yourself, dude. If you need help. haven't what twice we we give need half yeah We have not met in person yet.
05:35:37
Speaker
So the only thing I'm fucking is stupid right now. yeah His own hand, get it? Jill. two Because I'm stupid. oh l Rosie Palm and her five sisters.
05:35:51
Speaker
Pamela Anderson. Pamela Anderson. I like that. Shut up. You guys really have never heard of that?
05:36:06
Speaker
i've never i've got i heard joe I've heard Jill i've heard joe and did whatever, but I've never heard Pamela. Pamela? Pamela Henderson. She said, that's good.
05:36:19
Speaker
That's good.
05:36:23
Speaker
I'm old. I'm old. Rosie's home and her fine sister. Sometimes if I'm feeling frisky, I sit on my right hand and I'm like, surprise! And it's like prison sex because I didn't expect it. And it just happened. Try it, Michael.
05:36:40
Speaker
Well, I'm already left-handed. Well, did get the Pamela Henderson thing from my external friend. Michael's so confused right now. He's like, wait, can you really prison rape yourself?
05:36:52
Speaker
Yeah, you can. But it's not great if you get surprise first. I'm going to try tonight. If you stick your thumb up your ass and jerk yourself off with the opposite hand, that's prison great.
05:37:05
Speaker
Got it. I'm sure it didn't happen. he Video or didn't have it, Michael. Actually, you know what? I take it back. Michael, forget you have my phone number. Don't send me any pictures. 3 a.m. is only two hours. Tonight's pitch is the bank.
05:37:23
Speaker
three am so situation and i in the fa How many things I want to do to fuck up your wedding? Don't fuck up your wedding.
05:37:34
Speaker
Sue. I that took them. I know she's the one that took those pictures. sent picture to i would i would like to show pick i would like to show sus but three thirty the morning pictures that michael sends me but i know she's one that took them i know she's the one that took those pleaseure and you You can't fuck up what's already broken.
05:38:01
Speaker
yes i but i I dread i dread i dread what i look when I hear my phone go off it after 3 a.m. and I look over and it says Michael. And I'm like, oh. He's like, this is how you shave your asshole.
05:38:19
Speaker
I love Michael, but I hate him at the same time. Oh, man. She's just trying to show you how it's done, man. but No, no, but no, no. guys You guys don't see the pictures. I get it after 3 a.m. from him.
05:38:39
Speaker
Sometimes not. They're not always pictures. Sometimes they're videos. Sometimes they're videos. I am curious,
Late-Night Messages and Toasts
05:38:48
Speaker
but also I prefer not. like No, I still won't see it. Oh, you're curious. I'm wearing less than you've ever worn.
05:38:55
Speaker
yeah curious i was I will save them and I will send them to you. and you would say well Welcome to Michael and all of his... No, i didn't. No, no.
05:39:12
Speaker
What drugs are you on, Michael? It's secret folder. Shut up. It's locked and loaded. Hey, Johnny Bongs, what are you working on tonight?
05:39:24
Speaker
Oh, shit. i ah I've actually been watching TV with my grandma all night, so I'm just now getting to work at the desk. Noice. I used to love watching TV with my grandma. I miss that song. Oh, you were watching TV with your grandma. I thought you said you were watching TV of your grandma.
05:39:43
Speaker
No, he was watching TV with his grandma. Yeah, I thought you said of his grandma. I was like, wait a minute, your grandma was like an actress? That's cool. What was she on? No, we ain't that well known. Come on now.
05:39:56
Speaker
point in time, Michael is going to have to go on a live broadcast and disembowel. Disembowel. Don't disembowel me. Hey, what?
05:40:10
Speaker
michael is going to have to go on ah why broadcast and diseow what would dis emmbow don diseow what i like yeah
05:40:23
Speaker
Michael's gonna have to disembow me. What is that where you're like, yeah I don't stand by what you say. You had it correct the last time. Disembow. Disembow. Not disembow me. Don't disembow me. No, disembow him.
05:40:39
Speaker
This is some fucking Walking Dead shit. Let's go. ah Click said,
05:40:49
Speaker
you she said like she said great It's not Hitler. ask you for a favor.
05:41:03
Speaker
I'm out of toast.
05:41:08
Speaker
braining what' did i do dr bones know i yeah favor i'm out of toast
05:41:21
Speaker
Close me out with a cup. gotta to go. Oh, no. I am too drunk to be polite. We have 19 minutes. Dude, I'm getting there. Oh, mama's... Yeah, the boss said... She hit you with that DJ.
05:41:38
Speaker
Come on, Johnny. All right. um That's the fucking Bruce Banner. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.
05:41:51
Speaker
you do Can you fill the asshole in who has no idea what Bruce Banner means? One second, brother. How about this? We're all holding up. I'll stick around for a few, though.
05:42:04
Speaker
ah here's how Here's the honor. my yeah I'm coming on her. If she doesn't like it, spit on her.
05:42:13
Speaker
Cool words have never been spoken. Cheers to that. Cheers. I'm not.
05:42:18
Speaker
but yeah i yeah well That's considered a assault. Picklebacks are fun. I'm an awful human being. is that like is that like Is that something you have to do when you do a pickleback?
05:42:32
Speaker
Picklebacks are fun. I'm an awesome human being. You fucking queer. Even Scotto's like, that's gay. it it Confirmed.
05:42:43
Speaker
Confirmed. feel I love that. I love that so fucking funny. It's a scene where you come from. ah hi There's like seven people where you come from. bro no We all say to watch out for this wedding. is your beard. You know what?
05:43:09
Speaker
you know what like yeah Michael, I don't drink picture, but I promise you I will do one pickleback shot with you. Hey. Johnny Bong. Johnny Bong said fuck the haters.
05:43:20
Speaker
Thanks, Johnny Bong. Is Johnny Bong invited?
05:43:26
Speaker
Click, I got a picture backstage for you. Yeah, what is that? Oh, also, I think that's the... So I bought i bought this. That's this mic. that's this mic So I bought that like five years ago because I was doing a shoot for a band. mic? Shut up. That's that mic.
05:43:47
Speaker
Send the link. Was that you before you transitioned? Yeah, that that's your other broster, man. Man, I got so many brosters.
05:43:58
Speaker
What am I looking at backstage? My name the Morris Sarge. Oh, James Luker. Shit, fuck. We're going to wind up doing an after party. The link is pinned.
05:44:14
Speaker
Oh, man. Maybe we're going to wind doing an after party, I think. There you go. We'll end this and we'll come back up. It's the after party on a Saturday night. yeah i mean There's one more back there for A black and white. guy Dude, yes! James Luker is releasing his first love song on July 25th.
Snacking and Focus Amidst Public Attention
05:44:36
Speaker
Fuck, man. I love that. Clean your fucking boxers.
05:44:41
Speaker
Much like... Much like myself, James... and a mediumn pay much much like much like ah myself james found him a lady recently and they have fallen in love. So the link's in the chat, brother.
05:44:55
Speaker
You need me to send it to you? Yeah, You know, oh, there he so join I already got the munchies. already grab have a snack real quick.
05:45:08
Speaker
Dude, all day. Cheers. There he is. What up, man? All right. An hour ago, we were talking about fucking Cheez-Its,
05:45:20
Speaker
What's up? Like an hour ago. Yeah. We were talking about fucking Cheez-Its like an hour ago, so we get it.
05:45:31
Speaker
could raid that fucking frig right now. you know why Why are you being so quiet? How you doing, bro? yeah That's my little brother right there. Your music sucks.
05:45:42
Speaker
sos and what's just you You shut your mouth. Hey, you want know something crazy about that? about About half a million people disagree with you.
05:45:55
Speaker
No, she's just fucking with you. know she is, bro. Hey, no, she is, but I'll be an asshole back because I'm an asshole. i love That's okay, and I love that. I appreciate it. I now want nothing but for you to be an asshole back.
05:46:07
Speaker
No, I promise you. I'm not an ego. I love assholes. Bleach, shave, She loves them but No, Glick. I gave Glick straight up props. I was like, yeah, good thing you have him on here. like That's the only thing keeping you alive right now. Glick's my dog. I ain't seen him in forever. He came to that one show I did. i fucking wish I never did that show, but it was still fun to hang out with Glick. No, dude. it was ah It was a good show, man. We had a good time. Hey, dude, I got i gotta to get you up.
05:46:39
Speaker
Hit me up tomorrow. I want to get you back on the show. And I'm wide open right now because all these summer bullshit concerts and stuff like that. I can't, I can't book guests, but I want to get you back up because you're doing things.
05:46:53
Speaker
I really, I don't even know what the hell I'm doing. Here's the thing. Can I tell y'all something weird? you want all right so hes like yeah like And this is like, because I've got a lot of eyes on me now, and this is what I've been noticing, is that a lot of people are telling me I'm doing all these crazy things, but you know what's crazy?
05:47:08
Speaker
I don't realize I'm doing them. I'm just so like, I'm just so like, locked in, I don't know what the fuck's going on. It's like you're paving a road, and you just don't know how much road you've paved yet. Well, that's why you don't think about what they're thinking about. Just keep doing you, dude. Ride the wave, baby. Ride the wave.
05:47:28
Speaker
Yeah, just do what I do.
05:47:37
Speaker
oh my gosh so many people like was like oh you fucking trader and then like the real five members like oh you're cool james all you gotta do is do you just do like i do yeah but just do you let talk that's why we do exactly I have a real life outside outside the internet man like you know Tristan she's lived here for two months and she's still getting settled in and I'm remodeling and shit you know cool shit not really cool shit just work shit bro I was in the ER two weeks ago eli wait what for what uh dude that shit was uh you want to know what happened
05:48:15
Speaker
You bleached your asshole too hard, didn't you? I did. did. I was experimenting with other with other chemicals. You're supposed to keep that on the outside. and good in Allegedly. at all but say Allegedly. Hey, there's no there's no proof. There's no proof.
Health Scare and Session Closure
05:48:34
Speaker
What happened was but I passed out and I didn't. I don't really remember how I... I don't really remember much. but They told me that my blood sugar dropped, I was dehydrated, I was also heat exhaustion, heat stroke on top of that, and they also said that I was over, they said that my body was overworked.
05:48:55
Speaker
They asked me how often I worked out, but they thought I worked out like four times a day, when reality only work out now four times a week.
05:49:05
Speaker
There's a part of you that... Sorry, continue, but fuck you, Jedi. Yeah. There's a part of, yeah, fuck you, Jedi. You ain't been up here in like three weeks. Motherfucking Jedi's in this bitch? He doesn't talk shit. He's not even up in here.
05:49:17
Speaker
Yeah, he ain't been up here in like three weeks. Like, I want something to happen. I i want something to happen to me. Hey, asshole. I'm glad you're okay. No, dude, you're busy as fuck. know you're always welcome up here, man.
05:49:32
Speaker
Dude, I record this song i record the song called Redneck Shit today. not going to lie. It's a fucking banger. I got new songs out there next Friday. yeah Yeah, you got the your your first love song, Joplin.
05:49:46
Speaker
I want to end up in the hospital so bad so I can take that like hospital picture. But I also, at the same time, I don't want to end up in the hospital because I fucking hate all of you guys. And I know you guys are like, we'll not give a shit what's wrong with me. You're just going to fucking roast me. you like he worse and fuck might but be more like You're at you barely breathing, you little bitch.
05:50:12
Speaker
That's what friends and family If I post a picture of me in the hospital, there'll be no love. It'll just be straight roasting. just Exactly. I'll be like,
05:50:40
Speaker
s sago hagley scott ah others kind have you know if they they have check my butho on with my cars a specialist and say know that you have to fly out On some real shit, when they put the liquid IV in my arm,
05:50:57
Speaker
no one really tells you how cold it is like it feels like yeah someone just putting as on your arm it's crazy it's crazy how fast it goes ass on your arm your accent You're making my accent come out. Fuck. from you making my my won moon my mom This ain't Alabama, Brittany.
05:51:14
Speaker
She got drunk. I've been working on my accent for so long to talk normally. just losing Hey, you talk how you talk.
05:51:25
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have an accent and my dad makes fun of me all the time. And Rick, he's usually on here too. He's part of the nonsense.
05:51:37
Speaker
I don't know. Part of the network. Your dad? he always No, f Rick. Oh, Rick. Every time he talks, he makes my accent come out too, but like I'm trying to work on it. like You got eight minutes.
05:51:54
Speaker
I know what I have. got nine minutes. Thank you. Thank you. I apologize. your' count thank you they you thank you thank you I'm sorry. Thank you. their dinner twenty more my click If you post a picture of you laying in a hospital bed, we're all go we're all going to put comments like prolapsed anuses hurt or some shit like that. I'm i'm just going to comment pussy. I'm going to put your face on fat girl. Big picture of Scotto I did that.
05:52:23
Speaker
i'm gonna put you on yeah back girl picture of scott like i did that I don't want you guys to fucking care about me. thing. New Year's Eve. It's happening live. Yes, you've got to come down here so we can find venue. Michael.
05:52:38
Speaker
leave you i know yeah i don't i don't want you guys to fucking care about don want you guys to roast to be like that'll be the greatest st like ah new year i a bitch new year's eve it's happening live edge yes um we' got to come down here now so we can find a so we can find a venue michael No, i so i think I think she has awoken. thought you were talking in your sleep. Yeah, James. What's up, Tristan?
05:53:07
Speaker
Click what's happening in eight minutes. Are you shutting it down in eight minutes? that what the timer's about? Well, yeah, we got to cool it. Guys, let me use myself for click. I don't know. Do we come up for an after show?
05:53:20
Speaker
Why not? We're all coming. we're also in Mama? Baby girl? your three why Why is there a hard stop time? Just curious.
05:53:31
Speaker
Because when we go to throw it up on the audio and stuff like that, if it's anything over six hours, we have to split it. and We have to kill it. But it really is. our wishes and All the time is soft. It's hard.
05:53:46
Speaker
Makes sense. I didn't realize you'd been on for six hours. Shut up. Mama's good. So we're going to do an after party. Alright, after let's do this don Let's do this. After party. After party. Scott have said, yeah. I got a scream.
05:54:07
Speaker
There you go. and There you go. You're welcome. I got a scream, y'all. Is that you for real? God damn.
05:54:20
Speaker
nothing After about walk us through a week of the Nonsensical Network. I'm surprised he hasn't made his avatar of me and my boxers. so I'm jealous. Everybody come back naked. everything like ni Let's go.
05:54:38
Speaker
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05:54:52
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05:55:07
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05:55:24
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