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Bride of Chucky
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*here comes the bride plays* Join Nick and Mercedes as they celebrate the union of Chucky and Tiffany in their Bride of Chucky discussion! They talk about Chucky's new look, what a delight Jeniffer Tilly is to have around, the "road trip" nature of this movie, and whether or not the new direction the franchise takes works! They also spend about 10 minutes talking about cookies! Maybe their tastiest tangent yet?
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Transcript
Introduction and Opening Banter
00:01:12
Speaker
What's up guys, we're Morbid Curiosities bringing y'all another episode. I'm Nicholas Ewers and with me is the lightweight champion of the world, the morbid mistress of mayhem herself.
00:01:23
Speaker
Mercedes Martinez, thank you the nefarious nomad, the numbing nightmare, and your next door necromancer. Next door necromancer. That's going to be on a t-shirt if I didn't say that already.
00:01:36
Speaker
going to get that. and No one's going to understand it, but it's going to be unique to me. and i would buy that shirt. Hell yeah. You're just going to steal my nickname that you gave me?
00:01:49
Speaker
I mean, it's not going to to have like an arrow pointed up to my face. It's just going to say you're next door necromancer. People could see it and think it's a band or a movie. Not everything is about you, Nicholas.
00:02:03
Speaker
oh um I feel like it is about me. It's my nickname. Oh. um It could have a crude drawing of my face on it. Just like ah could get like ah a really like a child who's just really bad at drawing and be like, here, draw me.
00:02:23
Speaker
Like a little stick figure of you. Yeah, maybe someone missing fingers or something, I'll have them give it give it a whack.
Bride of Chucky vs. Child's Play 3
00:02:31
Speaker
um Today, guys, we're talking about Bride of Chucky.
00:02:36
Speaker
um Going forward, we got spoilers for this one. ah Well, we got spoilers for all of them, but this one is going to be particularly spoil-filled, I guess.
00:02:49
Speaker
Yeah. Hopefully everyone watches it and they have like a little bit of respect for it compared to the jump from part three. Because we all know that was trash.
00:03:02
Speaker
If you haven't heard in our last episode. Yeah. Part. Oh, man. Part three is it doesn't work at all. um are Are we fully getting into Bride of Chucky right now? Is that what we're doing? Yeah.
00:03:15
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. let's Yeah, man, this movie is such a good, like, an appropriate and good course correction from the, like, the nothing, like, trash that we had to watch. Like, trash almost feels like it's too good of a word to use for a Child's Play 3.
00:03:33
Speaker
And Child's Play 3 isn't, like, an outright, like, offensively bad movie. You and I talked a little bit more off mic at the end of the episode, just being like,
00:03:44
Speaker
Yeah, there's like really... It is just a nothing movie and it kind of becomes difficult to really engage with or talk about because of that. But no not Bride of Chucky.
00:03:58
Speaker
This... I found this movie to be ah pretty delightful. I thought this movie was a blast. I was a little a little nervous going into it because I was like, it could go either way.
00:04:10
Speaker
And I have some gripes with the movie, of course. You know, but... it This thing works, this thing flows, and and it sings. um Yeah, what are you thinking about Bride of Chucky? Where is this sitting for you? I'd imagine we're going to rank the Chucky's at the end of this.
00:04:31
Speaker
Oh, yeah, definitely. We have to. we have yes You don't have to give away your ranking, but where are you feeling Bride of Chucky-wise compared to the ones we've already talked about?
Humorous Anecdotes and Personal Connections
00:04:43
Speaker
um it's like mid-tier for me uh from um the original to now um i am a fan of it if you didn't see already you could kind of see it i have like a bride of chucky mug right here actually yeah i bought this for my mom some time ago and i stole it back from her because i kind of wanted it back but um i thought it would be fitting Take a picture of that. We'll post that when this episode drops. We'll have to send a reminder.
00:05:14
Speaker
Hell yeah, I'll do that. um But yeah, i when I first watched this film, way back when, whenever I did, I was a little...
00:05:27
Speaker
I think I was still a little nervous by it just because of how Chucky was put together. looked a lot more sinister in this. But now that I can rewatch it however many times, he just looks adorable to me. I don't know. I love his new look.
00:05:45
Speaker
ah you You must have built up some type of desensitization, if that's a real word, or if I just i might have made that up. i found I found Chucky to be absolutely gross and like hard to look at, depending on the angle you were seeing him from. like His skin like not fully fitting in certain areas, and yeah his hair being stapled. i was It looks like it's painful to be in that physical state.
00:06:16
Speaker
The funny thing too is you would think that I would feel the same way because not to sound mean or rude, but if I saw someone like that in real life, yes, I would be...
00:06:32
Speaker
so creeped out um with stitches and staples in their face yes exactly with staples in their face um did they fall into an industrial fan or something i think that's what happened to chucky and right right yeah i i have that weird phobia of holes so if i see things that are incomplete um the shia labeouf movie No, the legit phobia of holes. Okay.
00:07:01
Speaker
I thought the movie traumatized you. No, I'm kidding. No, I can never think of the name and I don't like looking it up because then it shows you examples of holes. Pictures of holes?
00:07:14
Speaker
type try po phobia try po phobia yeah yeah now i'm seeing like little snippets of things with holes oh so no give me examples of this i'm curious i'm sure the listeners are wait what croc crocs like those little slippers with holes in them what about the holes is it is it the exposure to the feet No, it's just seeing holes.
00:07:41
Speaker
i don't know. It just it looks weird to me. um so so like a well, like would a well bother you? No, that's like a singular hole. So that's fine. But if I see multiple holes, yeah, that's when it freaks me out.
00:07:57
Speaker
Almost so like a cartoon block of cheese. I can handle that. Like even seeing cheese, like actual cheese with some holes in it, like I can handle that. But I think it's just where I feel like holes should not be, that it really freaks me out.
00:08:16
Speaker
i i I don't know what I saw, but I saw ah ah set or this flower thing and there was like a little honeycomb looking thing in there and it, ah oh my God, I had to run in the other aisle. That was horrible.
Character Dynamics and Visuals
00:08:30
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It kind of chills you a little bit. Yeah, it's it's just disturbing to see. it's that Can we not talk about holes anymore? You know, oddly enough, I can relate and really understand what you're talking about. like i I haven't fully like thought about it or delved into this idea within myself, but But imagining the things you're talking about and like the idea of like multiple holes, it does unsettle and kind of chill me in a way. Like my hair stood up on my arms, like imagining the the honeycomb thing, or I imagine like a wasp's nest or something. Mm-hmm.
00:09:16
Speaker
i I get what you're coming from and I understand the feeling and I think I might like not having to like leave the room oh like and I don't experience it to that degree but I think I like experience a little bit of what you're describing.
00:09:34
Speaker
That's probably a pretty common thing. like I think it is. i know a few people that supposedly have the same fear, but yeah I'll just, I might say that I have that fear, but I never remember the name and someone else is like, oh yeah, you have, I already forgot the word, titrypophobia. Titryptophobia, I think.
00:09:56
Speaker
Titryptophobia. Yeah. titanoboa whatever it's almost like a dinosaur kind of exactly exactly the raptor or something um but no back to chucky i love the way he looks he he looks cute in this one um The comparable to the first one, he looks, I don't know. I just, I like the little edge he has. And it's funny because his face is all stapled together.
00:10:23
Speaker
eyes all like fucking bugging out and shit. What are you talking about? It looks cute because you have all of that fucked up shit on his face, like trying to like just hold it together.
00:10:36
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But then he has this little good guy overalls on still and they're all tattered and everything. I don't know. I like it. I like this one. it It is iconic. i It's unsettling. It sticks with you, definitely.
00:10:51
Speaker
um Tiffany is a bit more of a my vibe. I'm really digging her look. Of course she is. Of course you are. yeah um But doll Tiffany, that's that's where it's really yeah you doing something for me.
00:11:06
Speaker
um Hell yeah. like so i kind of want Tiffany gets a really good dress-up moment. i'm I appreciate that the movie fully stopped to give her a dress-up moment, just like Chucky for three out of four movies so far gets a really interesting and cool like opening. Well, the first movie doesn't really have an opening credit sequence, so between two and four, I guess, are the only ones with good like construction of Chucky opening credits.
00:11:37
Speaker
You know what I mean? Yeah, the I like totally jumbled that. But they yeah her dress-up scene is really well done. I'm glad they gave her that moment. And I really enjoyed her putting together Chucky to living dead girl.
Soundtrack and Humor
00:11:54
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i fucking Yeah!
00:11:56
Speaker
I was like, movie, you're really... That's in my playlist right now. I grew up. ah Rob Zombie, if you consider him like metal or hard rock, he's like one of the first bands of that like type that I listened to. The Hellbilly Deluxe album, i like in fourth or fifth grade, whenever I got it, I listened to all the time. Living Dead Girl and Dragula are...
00:12:20
Speaker
like my songs and when that came out I'm like this movie just wants me to be on its side and I like you know when you get done with that ah setting up Chucky scene and we're with the actors and they're actually talking I was able to kind of forgive how almost how atrocious Don Mancini's dialogue is in this fucking movie um just because of that living dead girl opening yeah I'm like Don Mancini what It's not like he was an Oscar-winning writer and like putting out like high, high-caliber dialogue in the first three movies, but it feels like a steep drop-off, even from three, like the dialogue that's in this movie.
00:13:06
Speaker
It almost feels like purposefully bad. Yeah, it kind of does. you You see how it's going into the more... comedy side of this um even though they were trying to still keep the slasher feel with it um yeah even with the the little chucky chant when tiffany um is trying to resurrect chucky it made me laugh just because they shortened it where she just and then says awake at the end
00:13:42
Speaker
um These chains keep getting lazier and lazier, i feel like, from movie to movie. They do. And I'm pretty certain that when Chucky is trying to swap Tiffany's soul into the doll's body, he says, andalla like for Spanish.
00:14:02
Speaker
I'm pretty damn sure he did. So I i should... write down or at least listen to how all the chants are within the movies as we watch them and see the differences because yes, they get worse There's a video with all of the chants. That's how I picked the chant that I said on last week's episode. It was from the second movie.
00:14:25
Speaker
It's also from Bride of Chucky. It's the chant that ah um I think it might be the one Chucky says.
00:14:36
Speaker
Does Chucky do a chant at the very end of the movie? Yes. when When they get the thing? Yes, I think so. I'm pretty sure he does. It might be that chant. I want to say it's a Chucky chant, though. It's either that or the one with Tiffany.
00:14:52
Speaker
He drops ah um the line that I did last week. But yeah, they are just playing fast and loose with these fucking chants in each movie.
00:15:04
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Yeah, and that drives me crazy. um And I don't know, it was just, it was funny to hear Tiffany saying it. um Just because her voice, even when she says the name Chucky, she doesn't say Chucky, she says Chacky.
00:15:22
Speaker
Well, to me, that's how it sounds like Chacky. Why doesn't she call him Charles? You know, they were in a relationship. That's like his actual name. I feel like they're beyond nicknames.
00:15:34
Speaker
Because no one is on that bandwagon of Charles except you and Tyler from part three.
Favorite Slashers and Makeover Scene
00:15:41
Speaker
Stop trying to make Charles happen. It's never going to happen. It's his legal name. And you you made it happen. You informed me. And I was like, i like it as a name. You know, it it works.
00:15:55
Speaker
You just like government names. You don't like nicknames. You don't like the art of nicknames. I can't call you your nickname anymore, no? I was talking... You can call me whatever you want. the No, no. we see The nefarious necromancer.
00:16:11
Speaker
No, I take it back. It's revoked. Damn. Well, that lasted about 20 minutes. yeah Let's see if you can earn that back. Yeah. um um What's it called?
00:16:26
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ah I was actually talking with someone today about kid names, and I was like, I kind of like Charles. Oh my God. Of course you do. Of course you do.
00:16:38
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But yeah I don't like Tiff as a nickname. like Just saying Tiffany, that that sounds pretty. That sounds better. And I do fully agree with you on her setup. um she was so but She made that doll so fucking cute. I love it. I remember...
00:16:58
Speaker
watching this movie with my mom um when it came out too and when she watched that part like my mom loved leather coats and boots and I think that's why I love those too um but she would always dye her hair and paint her nails and she'd even smoke too so the fact that this doll did all of that she was like oh my god that's so cute and so now I can have more of an appreciation for Tiffany now But um yeah, though the way they they had that set up, that was cute.
00:17:29
Speaker
So both dolls are adorable. Have you ever dressed up like Tiffany for Halloween? Did i No. I dressed up as Carrie, um but I know that's different.
00:17:43
Speaker
On your wedding, did you dress up as the wedding Tiffany doll before she does the makeover? Oh, no. I dressed in black on my wedding. I knew you did that, but I was kind of hoping you would lie for the listeners. Oh, shit. I'm sorry. ah Well, they would know that's a damn lie. If people who know me are listening, they'll they know that I don't wear white. They fucking know.
00:18:09
Speaker
It's improv, though. I'm bad at improv. yeah but I was bad at improv. That's why I never did drama in high school. You took two years of improv classes. What are you talking about?
Podcast Dynamics and Road Trip
00:18:23
Speaker
yeah Apparently i have a worse memory than I thought I did because you know two years about my life that I don't remember. see those improv classes paid off perfectly. That was that was a great yes and.
00:18:35
Speaker
I am actually very terrified of improv though. This podcast is improv, right? We're all just throwing shit at the wall and I'm heavily editing it.
00:18:46
Speaker
um I mean, kind of, but half the time I'm just ripping on you and then talking about a movie. So it's not necessarily improv. It's not even me being witty.
00:18:58
Speaker
Like I, I envy everyone who is witty and who can naturally be funny. i edit out everything I have to say to you. So it just sounds like you're mean to me the whole time.
00:19:12
Speaker
Well, let's let's let the listeners decide. you guys, am I mean to Nicholas all the time? Am I really? Or does he deserve it? What do you guys think? Leave a review. Leave us a five star review.
00:19:26
Speaker
Everybody deserves it in this point. Not at in this point. Oh, man. I'm sorry. I threw you off. You did throw me off. I'm like, wow, I deserve it just as much as fucking Andy's, ah you know, stepdad or foster dad in Child's Play 2.
00:19:45
Speaker
You want to see me? wouldn't say that much. I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that. Who am I going to joke with on the podcast? ah you could just do it by yourself i think it'll be just as entertaining not gonna be funny or entertaining if it's just being but me by myself i wouldn't have anyone to bounce off jokes with so you just trash me when i'm not around no i trash you on the pod i wait until we're on mic
00:20:19
Speaker
I respect it. I respect it. Yeah, definitely. Definitely. Let's see. Should we hop into some of these Bride of Chucky notes over here? Yeah. Do you like the fact that they finally dropped the Andy story and jumped into Chucky and his love interest in this film?
00:20:39
Speaker
Yeah, I thought it was really nice. It was a good change of pace, and like I said from the top of this episode, ah it felt like a really good course correction. I didn't realize this was going to be a Chucky and his bride road trip movie to New Jersey. like Yeah, yeah.
00:20:56
Speaker
it And it it was, you know, it's very smooth. You get in and out in like 90 minutes. The setup is pretty clean. You're introduced to Chucky pretty fast. you're You're killing people at a pretty consistent pace.
00:21:12
Speaker
They're trying to like have spectacle. The characters that are in this thing are just like barely characters. i almost forgot everybody who was in this that wasn't Chucky or Tiffany the moment I stopped watching this movie and I watched it again earlier today and i was like oh yeah there's like this guy like needle nose is like he dies and I didn't even remember him and But, uh, and that is, like, you know, kind of a trope of the late 90s, early 2000s horror movie. This movie kind of fits right into place with the era that it's in, like, the time period that it came out in.
00:21:56
Speaker
But, um... I just, I really bought into the Chucky and Tiffany road trip thing.
Audience Feedback and Slasher Discussion
00:22:05
Speaker
It really worked for me in ways that I didn't think it would. And I looked on Letterboxd to check all the, like, ratings of the people that I follow. And everybody gave it, like, three and a half to four stars. And I'm right there with this thing.
00:22:19
Speaker
This is, like, a very good course correction from Child's Play 3. It makes me wish that... like Child's Play 3 didn't happen. It feels so weird. And they acknowledge Andy enough. I know I'm going on and on, but they, in the opening credits, that that's enough that the Child's Play movies like really need.
00:22:36
Speaker
hu ah Speaking of opening credits, I loved how when the um the cop is in the ah that of evidence, what is it called? The evidence depository?
00:22:50
Speaker
um Yes. When he's in there and you see all the nods to the other slashers, like you see Jason's mask, you see Michael's mask and Freddy's little hand, like his knives and everything.
00:23:04
Speaker
the mother face's chainsaw. Yeah, like you saw all of that like that. That was such a little charm that I loved. um i I didn't know how I felt about it at first. I was like, is this them calling their shot?
00:23:20
Speaker
Does Chucky deserve to be up here with these guys? Of course he does. He's Chucky. Or he's Charles. Yeah. Which of the slashers are you like all familiar with? like Have you seen at least the core movie or movies of um halloween so michael myers freddy krueger jason vorhees um i've seen snippets of the texas chainsaw massacre movies um i have seen the original but i can't remember it right now so yeah so you've seen a good some of the friday 13th movies
00:24:06
Speaker
Yeah, I've seen some. Okay, so I feel like you you're qualified enough to rank them. I could honestly rank them at this point except for Jason. um I haven't seen anything Jason, really.
00:24:17
Speaker
but So what would your ranking be of these guys?
00:24:23
Speaker
Oh, snap. so I say... you're putting Michael top, right? Of course. Michael's up top. Chucky's second. Freddy Krueger is... or Yeah, Freddy Krueger is third.
00:24:36
Speaker
ah what's his name from Texas? Leatherface is ah um fourth and then Jason is fifth. Damn. Fuck Jason then. Yeah, fuck Jason. He takes Manhattan. We don't do that. We don't fuck with that.
00:24:52
Speaker
Yeah. You have an attachment to Manhattan now? No, I don't. um he He's horrible. This dude likes fucking camps, man. Like, what the fuck? Get over it, dude. Leave your camp.
00:25:07
Speaker
I guess you could say that about... why You could say that about most of these people. Like, get over your fucking thing. Your hang-up with whatever it is. These are all just really insecure men who are hung up over something. Except for Leatherface.
00:25:21
Speaker
um I don't know what his deal is too much. I want you to hold on to that thought just because that detail is um brought up in one of the future child's play
Foreshadowing and Creative Death Scenes
00:25:35
Speaker
films. So that was cool that you said that right now.
00:25:37
Speaker
Which thought? Just like these men, they just need to like kind of let it go. Hold on to that. Hold on to that. We'll get there. I'm excited now. More so. like Luckily it's recorded, so I'll be able to it back.
00:25:52
Speaker
you know We're foreshadowing. Unintentional foreshadowing. I feel like This also proves my love for ASMR when, I'm sorry, I keep backpedaling, when Tiffany was putting Chucky together.
00:26:09
Speaker
ah No, we can go all over the place. This movie this movie doesn't really have a plot. It's just they're getting from here, going to here, and things happen. Deaths occur.
00:26:22
Speaker
More memorable deaths occur. yeah The only real plot is like these two are being framed for all these deaths that the dolls do, and how are they going to get away? But that's not really driving anything. It's Chucky and Tiffany getting to Jersey. It's a relative it's a road trip movie, not not too plotty, so we can go in whatever direction we want.
00:26:45
Speaker
Yeah, um I don't know. I was just watching it and thinking, wow, Chucky getting assembled back together is reminding me of Toy Story 2 when that old guy was there just freshening up Woody um to be put on display or whatever. So back to the ASMR deal.
00:27:04
Speaker
That's an incredible scene in Toy Story 2. I put together a video um that's now outdated because I've expanded this list, but it was my 100 all-time favorite movies.
00:27:18
Speaker
for toy ah Check it out on YouTube at Nicholas Ewers. I put a good amount of work into that, but I'm going eventually do a new one when I hit like 200 or 300. But my Toy Story 2 clip, because that's on that list, is the scene you're talking about.
00:27:31
Speaker
I think that's just like a great like piece of art, that like cleaning of Woody. It's so beautiful. I just love looking at it. Yeah, and I remember the first time watching it, I was so drawn into that scene, and I didn't know why And i was thinking, man, I'm weird if i'm if I really love this movie because of that scene alone.
00:27:56
Speaker
um But then as I got ah to talk about it with other people, they all love that scene too. So I'm like, okay, I'm not the only one. ASMR, ASMR. ASMR.
00:28:08
Speaker
ah Speaking of scenes that we dig, one thing one scene I was really loving was ah Jennifer Tilly, Tiffany, her death scene in the bathtub when she's watching Bride of Frankenstein.
00:28:21
Speaker
I guess that's... i't I didn't get a chance to watch Bride of Frankenstein before recording this, but I feel like that's the only association this movie has. that I doubt Bride of Frankenstein is a road trip movie.
00:28:33
Speaker
But... but probably not didn't feel like it would be but um yeah her watching bride of frankenstein and then what is the mirroring happening frankenstein is saying like we must be killed or something like we shouldn't be alive Or We Belong Dead or something. Yeah, We Belong Dead. yeah I think that's what it is. And then the TV falls in the bathtub and electrocutes her. I thought Jennifer Tilly's performance in that scene was really, like, just wonderful. She was giving it her all. She seemed like she was delighted to be in this movie. I don't really... I'd like to watch interviews and, like, behind the scenes of her experience on this, but...
00:29:19
Speaker
Yeah, she seemed like she was really happy to be a part of this and really like enjoying it. i And i I was delighted by ah her death scene.
00:29:31
Speaker
Yeah, I love the death scene of her just because you can buy it. you There are some like goofy movies or just some movies where you have um someone dying and they're just...
00:29:47
Speaker
It's too much. You could see how forcefully acted out it was. Whereas her, I don't know. I liked it it. Was it obnoxious or anything? ah Nice and quick.
00:30:00
Speaker
um I don't know. Yeah, she's definitely having a good time throughout this whole film. but So that that scene alone, I'm happy that they gave her a good death scene and not one that just felt rushed or anything.
00:30:15
Speaker
Were there any deaths in this movie that you found particularly um entertaining? Or ah do you think it kind of ah didn't have a whole lot going for it in that department? I'm actually looking at the people who all die right now.
00:30:33
Speaker
I liked a lot of the deaths. The only one that I didn't feel that was... um too thrilling was the officer in the beginning where she slits his throat um the rest of them they all have a pretty cool death scene um i even like when oh i like when needle knows he ah the cop that's always fucking with them per um the the girl's uncle um he pulls them over he's uh making a call to dispatch and then chucky puts uh that cloth in his gasoline tank and lights it on fire and he smells the smoke and then when he looks forward he sees chucky and tiffany just waving to him and then the car looks blows up that i think that murder in there is my favorite one
00:31:28
Speaker
that I don't understand how people would think these two teenagers are capable of that. Everyone was like, oh my god, they did it. They blew that up. What the fuck? They're like all over the news.
00:31:40
Speaker
I did kind of appreciate that, though. the um se What Chucky call Tiffany? Did he call her Kid? He was like, watch and learn, Kid, or something like that.
00:31:51
Speaker
Did he? I don't remember that. I know he says like watch and learn. um he said so He called her something. or learned No, I think he said learn from the master. Yeah, he but i I really liked um that little puppeteering that was happening there, seeing Chucky's little legs. I think he was crawling at one point. Yeah.
00:32:14
Speaker
That was pretty enjoyable. He flicks off another guy who's just you know getting high in his car, and he's like whoa, super rude doll. I didn't love that.
00:32:25
Speaker
i was like, God, I hate portrayals of stoners in movies. It's just, it never feels like the people I actually know in real life. Well, yeah, that actor himself was stupid, but the fact that Chucky was like flicking him off, I think I said the line wrong too, but um yeah, I thought that part was funny.
00:32:46
Speaker
He got the line pretty pretty accurate. He was just like, yeah, rude doll. Rude fucking doll. Rude doll, man. Yeah. wasn't digging that.
00:32:58
Speaker
But I do... um Back to what you were saying about like the dialogue in here. I love... all the interactions between Chucky and Tiffany, even when um they're in the car and Tiffany's telling him about, okay, like, stop killing people with a knife.
00:33:16
Speaker
um You look like Martha Stewart with that thing. he The way he just spits out who the fuck is Martha Stewart. I don't know why. That is my favorite line from here. um And they just they go back and forth with killing people to see who does it better. i i love that little friendly competition they have with each other.
00:33:38
Speaker
Yeah, me too. I really dug that. um You going back to the dialogue again, actually, though, I wrote down a lot. It seems like there was more effort put into Chucky and Tiffany. Like, Don Mancini was having of way more of a fun time writing them, and I don't know if he just felt like he had to write the human characters and just wrote it to get through it and was like, I know I gotta put work, my all, into Chucky and Tiffany.
00:34:04
Speaker
But there was one line that was so, and like an exchange that was so awkward and weird between, um what's his, is it Mr. Warren? Is that her uncle, Officer Warren?
00:34:16
Speaker
Yeah. And her boyfriend, ah he says, he calls Officer Warren. He's like, you fuck. And his line delivery is so weird. he's It is.
00:34:28
Speaker
Yeah. And then the officer's like, yeah, but you won't. Not Jade anyway. Not tonight. And I was like, what the fuck? ah yeah no one talks like this in real life that's your niece you're talking about too that's so I was like oh man when that happened I was like we might be in for a rough ride but I was glad that that dialogue wasn't an indictment of the whole movie um because I ended up having a good time with it yeah that scene every time I watch it I i was always looking at um
00:35:05
Speaker
What's his name? Jesse. ah her Jade's love it love interest, whatever. um Trying to see if it was like bleeped over. like If he said something else and they just condensed it down to, oh, you fuck, or whatever. um Because it doesn't sound right. Yeah, was like ADR line.
00:35:22
Speaker
Yeah, it just sounds so incomplete. And yeah, John Ritter's line back to him. That's so repulsive. Like, yeah, I get you're trying not to tarnish your your job title. But dude, what the fuck, man, that that was a horrible line. There there really was. Yeah, it was so weird.
00:35:43
Speaker
Um, So are you cool if i yeah if we jump over to the end? I kind of want to talk about that a little bit. Yeah, we're already bouncing around anyway. Let's go. what Yeah.
00:35:55
Speaker
So I just really had a good time with them. So they um basically, ah we didn't kind of like tell everybody the framing of this movie, but...
00:36:05
Speaker
They're basically, Tiffany hires this, like, the the boyfriend character that we were just talking about who awkwardly said, you fuck. He said it would like, a question. He's like, you fuck?
00:36:17
Speaker
You know? It was very odd. But um Tiffany, after they're already in doll form, calls the boyfriend and is basically like, hey, for 500, get us over to Jersey. He's like, I want 1,000. They're like, okay, get us over to Jersey because they're trying to get the ambient amulet thing so they can turn back into humans.
00:36:39
Speaker
And so they end up all the way in Jersey. And like, well so they're they're in an ah RV that they sold. This is where shit basically starts hitting the fan, right? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:36:55
Speaker
um And from the moment Tiffany ends up in that oven, was like, yes. I didn't realize that they fucked Tiffany up in this movie.
00:37:06
Speaker
And I was like, okay, we're going to get like some batshit moments. It sounds like you enjoyed burnt Tiffany. What are your thoughts on her? I did because there was a few years that had went by where I didn't watch this film again. um So I forgot about that part.
00:37:28
Speaker
um But yeah, when I saw the the couple, ah Jade and Jesse, they were trying to basically manipulate Shucky and Tiffany to turn against each other.
00:37:39
Speaker
When Jade just kicks her in the oven, I was like, wait, what? I forgot that happened. And then it like clicked in my head like, oh, yeah, she's like burnt to a crisp towards the end. i that whole scene just like um was lost on me. But I I loved it. Even their little banter back and forth um when Tiffany was making Chucky dinner.
00:38:05
Speaker
And, um you know, he seems to be enjoying it. He even says, you know, like he would have like married her a long time ago if he knew that's what marriage was about. But um just seeing them getting mad at each other and je yeah and then just swearing at each other. i More dialogue of them that I loved. And I i did watch some interviews of Jennifer Tilly too.
00:38:30
Speaker
um She was definitely enjoying her role in here. um it was I thought it was pretty cool that when they were doing their voiceovers, her and Brad Dourif, their rooms were facing each other. That way they can actually have that feeling of having...
00:38:49
Speaker
a legitimate conversation with each other that make the movie so much better yeah they both had very good chemistry with each other I thought ah their bantering and their bickering was really nice you know he insulted her baking but that cookie looked really good I really wanted a cookie after watching that yeah so the disrespect to Tiffany i didn't i didn't really ah appreciate it ah Tiffany kind of deserves better than than Charles. I think she can do better, even in doll form. I think she deserves better.
00:39:28
Speaker
She slaved away over a hot stove and made him dinner and made him cookies, and he was bitching about that and wouldn't even clean up. He expected her to clean up.
00:39:40
Speaker
That's rude. if you If you cook, the other person in the relationship should clean up. That's just... That should be law, but it's not. That was a lot of dishes, too. I was like, what did they fucking make? They're just dolls. like and what true How much can they put back? Are they feeding the hostages?
00:40:00
Speaker
Probably. Probably. Or it could have been just the mess of the the elderly couple that they ended up... um ah killing in order to steal the RV.
00:40:14
Speaker
Could have been that That really upset me, the reveal of the dead old people. i was like, damn, they just had bullets in their head. Yeah. I don't know why that bothered me. ah No, it just, the their dead bodies, like, upset me. I found it, ah yeah, it shook me little bit.
00:40:34
Speaker
Me too. Like, I'm not gonna lie. i I felt bad. Like, damn, these people were probably just enjoying their retirement or something. And then this happened to them. um Yeah, there's something about not seeing how somebody died like that just makes it so much worse for me. The implications, just my imagination taking over well really unsettles me.
00:40:58
Speaker
Yeah, that kind of reminds me of The Strangers Chapter 2 in the beginning. they Have you seen that movie? I haven't, but you can spoil it if you're going to spoil it.
00:41:10
Speaker
Spoilers for Strangers Chapter 2, possibly. Yeah, somewhat. I won't give a lot away. There's a scene similar to that in the beginning, if I'm remembering it correctly.
00:41:21
Speaker
um So seeing that and just kind of having your your imagination run wild, it's it's unsettling too. So I get where you're coming from.
00:41:34
Speaker
Yeah, implication and using the audience imagination can almost be more effective than actually showing what happens.
Tension and Personal Stories
00:41:43
Speaker
I really like that about horror.
00:41:46
Speaker
it's really Definitely. Yeah, it can create for some pretty upsetting moments. Yeah. But yeah, and basically once they make it to Jersey in this ending, though, um and they're in the cemetery, I like how they have, I don't remember it like beat for beat and all the details, but I know they do like an exchange, like a hostage exchange situation in the field.
00:42:11
Speaker
And who is it? Is it Tiffany and the the girl character? I forgot her name, but... ah Jade, Katherine Heigl, she plays Jade. Yeah. It's them, they're walking past each other in this exchange.
00:42:25
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. And then Chucky basically, he I mean, he literally stabs ah the guy in the back. um I loved it because it was necessary.
00:42:40
Speaker
you know She's starting to see that Chucky doesn't really give a shit about her. he's He only cares about himself. I felt really bad for her because clearly you can see she was so in love with this guy. She was basically infatuated with him to the point where she made sure she got the remains of him in doll form, resurrected his ass, and was doing everything for him, essentially. Yeah, killing people she enjoyed too.
00:43:10
Speaker
um But she wasn't really with anyone else. She wanted like she was loyal to him. She had the Damien guy at the beginning. She did, but she did say that she didn't sleep with him.
00:43:23
Speaker
i liked his death. Chucky just suffocating him under the pillow and he's screaming through their conversation. That made me so fucking paranoid about facial piercings when I first saw that. Like, oh my god, if I get a facial piercing, Chucky's just gonna rip it out or someone's gonna rip it out.
00:43:43
Speaker
That looked really painful. I had LaBray piercing and, god, watching that, I was like, I kind of know what that would feel like a little bit. I can imagine it and fuck. It sucks.
00:43:55
Speaker
Which part is the, or what is the labray piercing? It's like right above your chin, under your lip. yeah, duh, sorry. That was basically it. it's cool. Yeah, I had snake bites and um i kept, ah I got into a fight with someone and yeah, that wasn't a good outcome.
00:44:17
Speaker
Ooh, that sucks. Yeah. And I won the fight. I bit my LaBray a couple times, like snagged in my teeth when I had first gotten it before I got like a shorter rod in there. and Same.
00:44:31
Speaker
Yeah, that sucks. Yeah, but yeah you can imagine the pain, i assume, of what it would feel like to get one of those ripped out then. Random side note, you have a pinhead shirt on or sweatshirt.
00:44:46
Speaker
It was funny because my mom was, I keep bringing up my mom, but she's a part of me with all the horror movie the chat that I talk about. ah Hell yeah.
00:44:57
Speaker
When I had my snake bites, she wasn't a fan of them, but her being the most amazing woman ever, she didn't say that they look bad. But um one day i was talking to her and she's like, your piercings are sticking out. You look like Hellraiser.
00:45:16
Speaker
and I started laughing like, well, you didn't say they look bad or you didn't like them. So that that just reminded me of that. Nice. That's a good diss too.
00:45:28
Speaker
Exactly. yeah Sick burn coming from Mama Chavez. I know, right? ah that was That was great.
00:45:39
Speaker
um But yeah, that that death scene. And then the fact that this guy is in excruciating pain, he's chained up, and then he's getting suffocated, all of that together. And then him, Chucky, and Tiffany are just having ah normal conversation as Chucky's just sitting on the pillow. That's just so morbid in itself. I love it.
00:46:02
Speaker
I like that. I like seeing Chucky on top of things and like really getting a full scope of his size. I mentioned this in child's in the first Child's Play, but i'd like i said I like seeing Chucky on the counter.
00:46:13
Speaker
you know and like seeing him sit on the pillow. ah There's like this scene where him and Tiffany are sitting on like a bench in the back of a van for a lot of the movie.
00:46:24
Speaker
ah like seeing that. I just like seeing him on top of stuff. They look adorable when you see their actual size because in the movies, they're typically close up on them to give the feel of, okay, you know, in a way they're kind of like,
00:46:43
Speaker
I don't want to say larger than life for their character, but like you forget that they're tiny and easily kickable showing or like based on how Katherine Heigl kicks Tiffany in the oven. So um when you do see them back in like from an angle back um and their actual size, I cannot talk.
00:47:06
Speaker
And I'm sorry if I sound horrible. My allergies are killing me today. um When you just see them back in their normal size, they just, they look cute. Yeah, they do.
00:47:19
Speaker
um I'm sorry. I went on and on. I could not figure out what I was trying to say just because, again, i sound horrible. I was just trying to think of a ah joke about the allergy thing.
00:47:30
Speaker
i was just going to be like, you didn't have to tell the people that. No, everyone needs to know. Like you said to me on Room. I forgot what I said.
00:47:41
Speaker
What did I say? You were like, you didn't need to tell people that. People were probably like, hey, what are they talking about today? Oh, oh yeah, yeah. Well, I'm hard on myself. was sick as fuck when we recorded Green Room, though.
00:47:55
Speaker
But you didn't sound sick to me, honestly. um And i just feel like I sound more dull than I usually do. um or I just feel winded, but I really can't breathe right now, so it's ridiculous.
00:48:11
Speaker
damn dude don't know you can't win couldn't breathe just like damien couldn't breathe under that pillow i know i feel his pain i'm experiencing that pain yeah you're like i feel like chucky's sitting on top of my sitting atop my face is that your favorite kill from this movie damien's kill or do you have a favorite kill from this movie ah That is probably my favorite kill. There's not a whole lot that I really loved. This movie really thrives on Tiffany and Charles' interactions more than the spectacle. and
00:48:52
Speaker
what i love how you're just sticking with Tiffany and Charles. You're you're just trying to make Charles happen. It sounds cute. No, it doesn't. Chucky sounds cute.
00:49:04
Speaker
Chucky is legendary. You don't say, oh I'm going to watch Chucky. Well, no one really says they're going to watch Child's Play. They they say Chucky. I mean, i would...
00:49:16
Speaker
Yeah, I didn't realize for years that these movies were called Child's Play. I thought they were like Chucky 1, 2, and 3, and then Bride Chucky. See?
00:49:28
Speaker
It would make sense. I do like Child's Play as a name, though. But, I mean, it could be Charles Play. i think I've said that already. Charles Play, that doesn't sound right. That sounds um Sounds like Child's Play. Charles Play.
00:49:44
Speaker
That sounds like incorrect grammar if you say Charles play. Charles play? Yeah. It's like a real you know dumb person saying something. Charles play.
00:49:57
Speaker
you know Charles play. i don't know. I can't do big voices. You tried. You tried. You tried more than me, so I can give you credit for that. You even did the Chucky chant, and I can only do that behind closed doors. I don't like your having people hear me say that.
00:50:15
Speaker
You like whispered it in ah the first episode and I bumped it like way up. I'm like, people need to hear this. Oh, you're so fucking rude. i hear I really gotta, I really gotta chill on what I say out here. I'm sorry. Let me be nice to you again or else our listeners are going to think I'm meanme which I am.
00:50:33
Speaker
I've openly said that, so it's okay. We've been pretty pretty chill the past two episodes. We haven't thrown a lot of barbs at each other. and need to step up my game then.
00:50:45
Speaker
I'm slacking here. You gotta hit the the writer's room, come up with some more insults. I know. I do find the ending of this movie pretty funny, where that detective cop guy is like, no one's gonna believe this. Then he looks at them and he's like...
00:51:02
Speaker
you two better get out of here and i'm like what the fuck that's not how like a police officer would why would he tell them to leave like and and they need to be like interviewed and like ah you're telling them to flee a crime scene that doesn't seem like good advice no one's gonna believe you here leave do something to make you look even more guilty I know. And it's like, okay, well, you said that they didn't do it. Okay. But what story are you going to give?
00:51:33
Speaker
Be like, man, this, like, doll thing that was in the news those years ago is true. It, you know, it's this, this grave has something to do with it. You guys were going to exhume his body, his fingerprints, you know, were on the scene.
00:51:48
Speaker
Just be like, it wasn't these kids. Something else is going on here. Like, try and frame it as the real Charles Lee Ray. Maybe he didn't die. There's, like, other routes you could take. Like, this body isn't his.
00:52:00
Speaker
um I don't know. But then ah Tiffany, that burnt-ass Tiffany. I like the detective. I like and like the detective poking her body um when it's laying there. And he does it a bunch. It's like, okay, dude. It feels like you're violating her now at this point.
00:52:23
Speaker
Um, but she starts giving birth and oh my god it's like a precursor to seed seed of Chucky. And man, it was a really good fucking ending. It left me really wanting more.
00:52:38
Speaker
Um, I, I was like, fuck seed of Chucky. I've heard it's like such a piece of shit, but man, this was like such a good setup for it.
00:52:50
Speaker
uh i didn't like the ending the birth scene and the tooth it reminded me of alien a little bit or like this that's probably why i don't like it uh just little scenes like that make me uneasy um i thought it was funny yeah you don't find the miracle of childbirth to be beautiful hell fucking no
00:53:13
Speaker
Absolutely not. Absolutely not. No, no, ew. But, oh crap, what was I going to say? um I thought it was funny how, you know, baby Chucky is born and has razor sharp teeth.
00:53:29
Speaker
um And, you know, basically bites the face of the detective. I thought that was amusing. And like, okay, that's a that's a funny cliffhanger. We're we're getting another Chucky movie. Awesome.
00:53:43
Speaker
But then, yeah, going into Seed of Chucky, that's going to be interesting. I have a feeling the kid is going to be like the main character, which I'm hoping is not the case.
00:53:55
Speaker
um What's his name? Squirt?
00:54:01
Speaker
No, um his name is Shitface. Really? That's what they call him in the beginning, but then they change his name.
00:54:12
Speaker
So we have a character we're going to be referring to as shit face for the entirety of an episode next week. Or his government name, names that Chucky and Tiffany come up with. So it's up to you.
00:54:29
Speaker
I guess I'll have to see and determine that my own. Yeah, I'm trying not to give away so much, but yeah, I have a problem with doing that. I really got to chill. No, you're doing good. You're doing good. um Yeah, you got any other thoughts on Bride of Chuckster?
00:54:46
Speaker
Bride Charles? Bride of Chuckster. Now it's Chuckster. I just, I like the movie. I think overall, even though it didn't really have ah solid plot, yeah, they're just trying to, you know, get their their souls into human bodies. Yeah.
00:55:06
Speaker
I enjoyed this film a lot. I can always feel good about rewatching the film because I know it's going to be a fun time. Like, yeah, it's not... an amazing slasher film but I can at least know that when I put this on I'll laugh about it it'll put me in a good mood it it has a good soundtrack um Chucky and Tiffany adorable ass dolls um funny kills in here overall it's a good movie and so such an upgrade from part three
00:55:38
Speaker
I do this just hit me too um I find it kind of funny because horror movies are are known for having like you know a lot of sex scenes and I find it funny that this is our first horror movie to have a sex scene in it and it's between two dolls I don't think we've gotten that yet no actually I just realized that too Yeah, so, um yeah, we don't have to talk about that, but I just found that that interesting. Sounds like you want to talk about it. I just like that they didn't show us it.
00:56:13
Speaker
I like that it was very tastefully done. I think it's funny how Jennifer Tilly suggested that her and Brad Dourif make little sex noises for that scene. Like she said that in one of the interviews.
00:56:27
Speaker
um and it was just funny because i was thinking like, okay, they're making sex scenes. Like, does that mean they were actually looking at each other in their like boxes when they were doing the voices for that scene?
00:56:40
Speaker
If they were, it's kind of weird, but they probably were. were having a good time. Yeah, they probably had fun with it. Oh, man. Yeah, and then she...
Tasteful Humor and Personal Anecdotes
00:56:52
Speaker
i like, ah you know, them being like, do you have a rubber? And he's like, I'm all rubber. I thought you were plastic. I'm like, you know, that's not... Stupid comedy in there.
00:57:04
Speaker
That's not a bad bit. I also... So I just saw Purple Rain in theaters the other day. There was a bit from Purple Rain I almost just right now remembered as being a bit from Bride of Chucky and I was about to go on a whole thing from a bit that wasn't from this movie.
00:57:23
Speaker
Oh, okay. Yeah, it was going like, hey, they did like a weird who's on first style bit and I was like, oh wait, that was Purple Rain. That would have been an interesting segue and then me feeling like I'm completely lost.
00:57:38
Speaker
But yeah, Bride of Chucky, this rules. I think it'll probably be in my top three when we do our Chucky rankings, our rankings of the Charles films.
00:57:49
Speaker
um yeah I wonder if people can audibly hear me sighing every time you say Charles, because I am. Yep, I'd like put it in and I'd double it.
00:58:03
Speaker
Okay, cool. So it's just you repeatedly sighing. As long as people know my frustration. That is what matters. I add more sighs into the episode in post-production.
00:58:18
Speaker
I'm just, i'm like, oh, I'm so frustrated. Mercedes would have sighed here if she was paying attention to what I was saying. And so I just put it in a sigh. Wow. she wasn't She wasn't completely zoning out the useless dribble drobble.
00:58:33
Speaker
Why do you have to throw me under the bus with me zoning out? like The listeners don't need to know that. The listeners don't need to know that I don't listen to you all the time.
00:58:44
Speaker
Wow. I see how it is. They can tell. They're not listening either. They skip over my parts straight to your parts. I thought we were throwing jabs at each other in this episode. What the fuck happened?
00:58:57
Speaker
Is that a jab? That is a jab. It's more of ah a ribbing, I'd say. a good old No, that's a jab. That's a jab. That's so a jab. had to get one in there.
00:59:09
Speaker
Now I have to think of one throw back at you before we wrap up. It's the Bride of Chucky episode. I couldn't keep the peace the whole time. Did you have any wedding stories you wanted to share?
00:59:20
Speaker
Any stories of you being a bride? ah murder somebody you get married in vegas did they get married in vegas no uh we're with no because they were on their way to um new jersey they just they found like a random chapel that could uh marry them um kind of like how people just go to a random chapel in vegas and do that um your husband ever ah electrocuted you before and then brought you back to life in the form of a doll
00:59:54
Speaker
No, but I have electrocuted him. um In a way, in a way, in a way. It was a joke. um No, when I do facials, um there is an enhancement where you can add high frequency and it's an alternating current from this electrode that you hold and you have to plug in, obviously.
01:00:21
Speaker
um and you just rotate it on uh the client's face so it gets rid of uh um on the face a lot of other benefits from it it's it's great but this is a service you provide to everybody If they want it.
01:00:42
Speaker
um A lot of times people, they get it to help with circulation. they can it can help with hair growth, like promote hair growth. So men like to get it in their beard area. Women like to get it by their eyebrows.
01:00:55
Speaker
All right, let's go. Let's do a facial. Help me out with a beard. I do need a facial. i We got to get that set up. Yes, everyone, if you are interested in having a facial or any type of skincare question you have, come to me, MercyListAesthetics.
01:01:13
Speaker
Follow me on Instagram. um Help me get Nick to do a facial, and he can experience the high frequency. Maybe i should do the facial, and we should record a bonus episode on, but like how we talk about movies, do an episode on the facial. Yeah.
01:01:32
Speaker
Hell yeah, let's do that. I would do It's funny too because one of the posts that I made some time back when i was really trying to do little cool posts from movies, I actually did one on um American Psycho. i have ah Patrick Bateman.
01:01:56
Speaker
He's all bloody and he's screaming. um But I put this is how my ah clients feel after extractions. So like if I'm doing extractions, obviously they're in pain. They think they're a bloody mess, but they're not.
01:02:11
Speaker
They're okay. every Everyone lives. um Yeah. So it's a fun time. Get a facial. Hell yeah. Do it. That's at MercyList. Is it MercyList underscore aesthetics? Yeah.
01:02:24
Speaker
Yes, merciless underscore aesthetics. Nice. um So you electrocuted to your husband? Yes. Okay, so how did that happen?
01:02:36
Speaker
Oh, just um when I'm working on ah anyone who has... um Actually, he he's... Let me let me switch to that. Also, so she won't electrocute you either, listeners. this is She only electrocutes people that she loves dearly.
01:02:53
Speaker
Yes, exactly. No, one of my one of my buddies, when he was getting a facial, I was explaining it to him, and he was like, so you're going to electrocute me? I'm like, no I'm not. wait I'm trying to take this seriously, and he wants me to crank that thing up because it sounds like static, um and it does you do feel like the current on your face, so...
01:03:18
Speaker
um No, I do not electrocute people, but that was similar to electrocuting someone. You guys have just had an argument ah a little bit before.
01:03:30
Speaker
ah Chuckie Tiffany style argument. He said you didn't do the dishes enough. Yeah. And your your cookies sucked. and oh he would not mr muer My husband would not dare say that the cookies that I bake suck because i specifically make them to his liking because me and him, we like really cookies. Yeah.
01:03:54
Speaker
cookies yeah Wait, what were you going to say? said, you got passionate. I did. When your cookies got brought up. Yes, because of the... No, because me and him, we like the really fat, soft cookies that have a chocolate chip in each bite. and i It has taken years. The Bloom High School cookies?
01:04:19
Speaker
No. I forgot about those. Oh my god.
01:04:28
Speaker
I forgot about those cookies. Did you eat them? I did, yes. Yes, I think everyone did. They were like 50 cents, right? Or 75 cents? Yeah, they were very affordable.
01:04:40
Speaker
those were a bargain i love those things um but uh no it has taken me years to perfect them the way they are now the thing is um me and him seem to be the only ones to enjoy them plus his brother um he would get mad if there weren't any cookies in the cookie jar um but people aren't enjoying cookies well I want to try one if I'm allowed to at some point.
01:05:09
Speaker
Yeah, I need to make some. you have a comparison point for these cookies? I'm trying to think. Like crumble, maybe not texture, but size and shape. Is it like a crumble cookie when you're saying like thick and big? Is it different? No.
01:05:25
Speaker
Their thickness um can be a little thicker than crumble cookies. They're just not as wide. They might be as wide as like my palm, which is not that wide.
01:05:37
Speaker
But they're soft. Yeah, they're soft. But people have complained that they are too big or too sweet.
01:05:49
Speaker
And I'm like, it's a cookie, though. People should be thrown in jail. That's what I'm saying. I was heavily offended by that one day. And I had told that my husband, like, I kind of don't want to make these cookies. I think we were going to a family party. Have we taken these cookies too far?
01:06:09
Speaker
I know. I was like, people don't really like them. He's like, no, just make them. Are too soft? And I think this was at my dad's house. um He was like...
01:06:20
Speaker
why do you make these so big and like what kind of questions are these i know and my nephew said the same exact thing and at that point i just kind of looked down in defeat like damn i told i told my husband they don't like these but he turned around and said she makes them that way because i like them that way and i was like oh my god thank you you feel so much better The only opinion in the room that matters, honestly.
01:06:46
Speaker
Exactly. like Who is complaining about too much cookie? what This is America. i know. ah last I know I I felt so offended so it's like I thoroughly enjoy the way they come out so does he um the other people that get them they don't really make a comment on them I think one of his buddies did when we took him over to their house but i don't know I don't know so now i need you to try one so we could we could see if they are if they live up to it
01:07:22
Speaker
Yeah, I don't imagine me having a problem with a soft cookie. My issue with cookies are usually they're too hard. um Thank you. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't vibe with that.
01:07:34
Speaker
I don't like a crummy cookie. Yeah, don't want to and want to have a cookie that's like um ah cutting up the gums the gums in my mouth. like I want an enjoyable cookie.
01:07:48
Speaker
I like it to like almost melt in my mouth. like i My mom makes cookies, and I replicate ah the way she makes them, but she just bakes them ah nine minutes for nine minutes at 350, I think.
01:08:00
Speaker
They're smaller. they're They're not really big. They're bite-sized cookies, but they're like super soft, and she cooks them like most of the way in the oven and then like two minutes on the pan and then takes them off and lets them be...
01:08:13
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oh a little bit melty and then kind of like solidify on their own and it creates this amazing like soft cookie that melts in your mouth and it's like ah can't imagine soft cookie going bad I mean I would eat like a lava like melty cookie like melted cookie dough that sounds amazing yes thank you put that on ice cream or something like dairy free I have dairy but yeah Yeah, definitely. So anyone who complains about cookies, I i just can't trust them. It's so rude.
01:08:49
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Is this the best part of our episode, this cookie talk? I was thinking that we both got so passionate into this. Like, we're both moving out of our seat. Like, yeah. um I want a cookie now.
01:09:02
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I want a soft cookie. I'm going to see if I can make some before I got to head out to this concert. But man, I want a fucking cookie. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Oh, yeah. You are going to a concert today. My bad. I'm i'm sorry. I dragged on this conversation. No, we made good time. This is like a perfect like, yeah, we've made great time. um' We're going to be wrapping up soon. I'm not even going to be rushing out.
01:09:25
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um I might have time to make some cookies. If we have some, I'm going to be making some cookies. If your next batch of cookies, if you're making some, if you know you have a little extra you know for me, I'll swing by after work and grab some one day or whatever. you know I will try If you know if i I will give them a thoughtful, like, thoughtful praise.
01:09:54
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You know, I'm not going to be one of these people that hears this negative horse shit about your cookies and, you know, doesn't combat that. So, yeah.
01:10:07
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Okay. ah That makes me excited to make them now. Okay, cool. Yeah, this is also a good opportunity. If you've wanted to poison me, this is a good backdoor right into that rap. I'm setting it up.
01:10:21
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I mean, i can't poison you. You're the heart of our pod. i' More like the the liver, I'd say. i you know All the toxins filter out through me.
01:10:34
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the liver of the podcast. this I don't like the way that sounds. I don't know. Pick a different organ. ah lungs i can how about yeah Lungs. How we each get a lung?
01:10:51
Speaker
You be the lungs, I'll be the skin. the skin yes you know the largest organ of the body what i mess with every day people's skin i will be the skin Yeah, that was Bride of Chucky. I was going to do a Wedding Bells singing thing.
01:11:07
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like bad dinner I don't want to do that, though. Maybe I'll end the episode with Wedding Bells, like ah creepy horror version of Wedding Bells for a Bride of Chucky episode. That would be dope.
01:11:19
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Anytime we cover a Bride of movie, which there might only be one more. Bride of Frankenstein might be the only other one, but I'll bring it back for that. All right.
01:11:31
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Yeah, so watch me not even do that. I'm going to hear this part as I'm editing it and be like, fuck, I forgot to do that. And then I'm going to have to put it together last minute.
01:11:43
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It can happen. It can happen. Yeah, so, yeah, guys, hope you have a good Monday and we even more with Curiosities. Woo!
01:11:56
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Thank you.