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Savage Worlds 1-6: Let's Get Surgical
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Hey gang! Today our favorite crew deals with the aftermath of their bloody battle with the Avions. Optima is on their way and our heroes have to make a run for it! Swillary makes an attempt to heal Kal's wounds. Istros makes friends with a rogue Avion, and Kal loses more bullets and some of his mind!
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Transcript
Introduction and Character Setup
00:00:06
Speaker
Hello everybody, this is your best buddy Adam here from the roleplayers, you know, the show you're listening to right now. Isn't that exciting? Hmm, what happened last time? Let's see, uh, there was blood, lots and lots of blood, a lot of gore, a lot of intrigue, I suppose. So, uh, Swillory went mad and claimed self-defense and then, you know, just used a drill to rip somebody apart.
00:00:26
Speaker
East Coast put his hand through a guy, so that was crazy.
Cal's Dire Situation
00:00:30
Speaker
And then Cal in the middle of a fight shot the ship and then got the crap beat out of him. And now he's practically comatose laying on the ship. So I suppose we should probably go and check and see if he's gonna make it through this next episode, huh? Boy, that'll be fun. See you in the next intro, I guess.
00:00:48
Speaker
Okay. And we're back. Hello, everybody. Welcome to back to this average world. So it feels like it's been forever because it has for us, but not for you. It's only been a week. Uh, so, you know, we got to get right back into it. So we got Cal maybe dying played by my friend, Justin. Then we have, we have swillery, not Sally played by Amy who's not dying. That's right.
00:01:18
Speaker
And then we have a Smosis slash Eastros played by Smosis slash Adrian. Who has a new mic? Who has a new microphone? Yeah. You guys are gonna notice he sounds extra spectacular. Extracular, really. Extracular. All right, so that's the actual word. All right, so last time what happened? I know I'm gonna do a little recap. Let's just real quick, we'll just say Cal is currently,
00:01:47
Speaker
Last I remember, you guys went up into the ship, right? Mm-hmm. Swillory parked the BBA up into the back of the ship. Mm-hmm. Eastrose, you carried Cal into the ship. Mm-hmm. And he is currently, I guess, laying in a puddle of his own feces on the floor of the SS Sally.
00:02:07
Speaker
It's like a puddle I pooped and peed mostly outside whenever I almost died You got like shot to hell right I got smashed in my chest and also You're wearing pants aren't you Cal?
00:02:29
Speaker
Yeah, I pooped in. I was going to say, well, then you still have poop in your pants. We're playing realistically here where whenever someone dies or comes close to death, maybe they, you know. Right. So you're laying in your own. And that's what happens in the for realsies, in the for real world when you die. It's a very serious real.
00:02:48
Speaker
We're realistic here. This is a realistic podcast. Excretes everything. Excretes. All right. So we let's just go to there. So we left we left the human people out in their bubble. Oh, yeah, you left the human people out. Like they're still like waiting. One person died in the in the fight. Well, before the fight happened, I guess. And then you guys said, ah, we'll be back for some time later. Maybe next episode, I think is what's really recent. Yes, I thought that.
00:03:15
Speaker
Okay, so take it away you guys are I think swillery still in the BBA. Just pull it up and estros you're currently I'm guessing standing over crouching over Cal. Mm-hmm What do you do? I'm screaming for Sally to get some medical robots What does that sound like? What does he show screaming Sally get some medical robots on like? Sally do you have some medical robots?
Initial Medical Response
00:03:43
Speaker
We could use on Cal
00:03:45
Speaker
Um, you don't have to scream. Um, yeah, we got, we got some medical facilities. This is my life. Yes. We need to kill a Stein. He's laying his own feces. Oh, is that what that is? We can clean that. Don't worry. Uh, yeah, just call out for the, for the med bay and it'll come to you. Med bay med bay.
00:04:12
Speaker
So, so yeah, um, so like, uh, kind of like, you know how on airplanes were like the oxygen mass dropped from the ceiling? Well, just like, like a box drops from the ceiling, like it's like dangling, dangling by like a rope. It's got a bunch of medical supplies in it. That's what we got. Go ahead. You'll be fine. I'll walk you through it. Easy. All right. What do you got? Like a boo boo or like a cut on the finger or what's the problem?
00:04:39
Speaker
Is this just a generic first aid kit? Yes. Wrap you up with some gauze. You'll be all right. So what do you need? He's dressed like a band-aid. It's some gauze. I don't think I'm good for this. I'll go get a spell on you. Maybe I think she would be better off this.
00:05:02
Speaker
Uh, yes. Hello. Um, can I science you back together, sir? Can you science them back together? How would you do that? Um, with science. I know what ligaments go where she should be where, right?
00:05:24
Speaker
No, you could, you could maybe try to, I mean, you're not going to probably fix his chest cavity by science. I'm exactly free broken ribs. They're puncturing my lungs. But if you, if you, if you have some sort of contraption, you can use the construct to like, keep his ribs in place or patch them. Or, or if you want to try to, I don't know, like, what do you call those paddles? Your chest paddles would come up with something like that to try to at least get them breathing better or get his heart taken. I don't know. Uh-huh.
00:05:54
Speaker
He's going fast. Beep, beep, beep. I'm gonna take the, shut up. I'm gonna science. I'm gonna try and reproduce, or reproduce, remove, no, he's not broken. There's shards of ribs? Are his ribs broken? Is his sternum broken? Take him out, take the bad ones. We're gonna make him part cyborg. Be so cool, cyborg kitty.
00:06:23
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, that might be what you have to do since none of you guys can do healing. Yeah. It's the only way is you're going to have to make them part robot. One of the robots into my chest. You could do you want to do like a notice roll or just like do you want to try like a just like a
00:06:42
Speaker
What would it be? It wouldn't exactly be healing, but you could try to do like some sort of role to see like maybe a common knowledge role to see if you can figure out where the body parts are or like what's broken because I guess you really don't know. You just see them laying there. Yeah, let me do that.
00:06:59
Speaker
Yeah. So you could probably do like a notice or a common knowledge, whatever you have a five on your wild die. Uh, yeah. I mean, so like you put your little tendrils around, you touch them all over, you know, just to kind of see you get a little pressure points to see what's, what's, what gives. Uh, and you definitely can tell that like there's, um,
00:07:17
Speaker
You know, there's some breakage. She shattered like several of his ribs. And you can see also, you notice it also like the helmet that he still has on is like cracked. So like there's air leaking out of it. You can kind of hear like a like a slight sound like all over the ship. Yes.
Swillory's Makeshift Surgery
00:07:36
Speaker
So yeah, you can tell that it's mostly that he has that is his chest was caved in And he just had a lot of trauma So you just have to find a way to get him I guess I'm still breathing. I'm just probably Well, yeah, yeah, you're gonna have to make another roll in a minute you have to pass those a couple of times Go around and
00:08:04
Speaker
take the helmet off of Kjall and get a cushion from where we normally sit and put it on his head. Oh, that's nice. You want to take the squishy cushion? The squish that swivels in the corner? That is a cushion. No, no, no. And that's wet. It's like a cold compress.
00:08:22
Speaker
So you lay the squish in underneath Cow's head. He's got foam coming out of his mouth. And also, can I assist Willary with the healing thing because I have a survival skill?
00:08:43
Speaker
Well, uh, you really need a healing skill for healing. Survival would be more so like if you're living off the land and stuff, but like, I don't, I mean, if you can justify it, sure. I could let you try it. What do you want him to survive? Maybe you've seen someone injured before and you've helped him in the field.
00:09:06
Speaker
Yeah, I've been leading our clan I've seen plenty of injuries Okay, all right go ahead and roll survive, but I'll tell you what if you do a critical fail you're gonna hurt him more
00:09:22
Speaker
That's how these things work. Oh, you almost get failed too. You're the one and the two. Oh no. So you did not assist at all. I would say, in fact, you actually distracted, you're distracting Swillory a bit by trying to poke around and be like, here do this. I'm going to get thrown over there. I'm going to slap his little hands away with my tentacles.
00:09:47
Speaker
You mean you're going to use your little tentacles to slap his giant hands on it? Yeah. Yeah. So what do you do, Swillory? So I've determined what's wrong with Cal, like what's broken in things? Yeah, mostly everything in his chest. Oh, chest region, really. Are his lungs punctured? Probably. You'll have to take off his clothes to find that out.
00:10:17
Speaker
You'll probably have to open him up. All right. It's time to be helpful. Cut off his clothing. No! I don't care about his pants. Just cut open his shirt. That's all I have. I take off his clothing. Great. How are you taking it off? That's a good question. Could you cut through reinforced clothing?
00:10:43
Speaker
I mean like is there a way to take it like I mean you have to take it off at some point So I'm like, how do you take it off? I'm assuming I well my jacket you just probably move or maybe you probably don't want to hurt my chest any more than already is so I would I mean, is it a button-up jacket or a zip-up jacket? Yeah, I imagine is that his jacket usually open and he has like a like a like a little reinforced like vest shirt underneath Well, he can probably take a jacket off easily, but I'm gonna say that
00:11:07
Speaker
Um, he's gonna have to probably like rip that fricking thing off of you somehow.
00:11:16
Speaker
Yeah, that's more important than you dying So so Easter's you're gonna have to make a strength roll to see if you can just rip that back unless you want to try to cut it That'd be a different role. But I mean, what are you gonna cut it with? Hey listen, that's up to them if they
00:11:47
Speaker
If they ask, hey, does Cal have this, then you can say, why would I just ask if he's a knife? No, I mean, I mean, they can ask me, does Cal have a knife? You know, so he's like, I know I'm dying, but go ahead and do yes. What kind of role would it be with our claws? Why don't you just make it a straight strength? You know, just see if you can use your brute strength to pierce through the armor and rip it off. Yeah, let's do that.
00:12:17
Speaker
Okay. Oh, okay. Yeah. Wow. You rolled 14 out of nine. Damn. Yeah. It's broken. He delicately does it, right? Like he delicately rips it off. Yes. Yeah. So like as you're, as you're putting your claw very carefully through, through the, the armor, you can hear like.
00:12:35
Speaker
And you realize that you're digging somewhat into the skin. But that's helpful because you need to do it anyway. So I'm going to say that not only do you perfectly precisely take off the armor, but you also inadvertently make a beautiful incision into the chest so you guys can do surgery. Oh, I'm bleeding like a sieve. I cut you all the way down your gut and you just did like a little incision. So yeah, you're bleeding pretty good because you're like, you got a lot of trauma in there.
00:13:04
Speaker
Do I have latex tentacle gloves? You have some in your, you use something like that in your little scooter that you use. Great. I'm going to put those on for sanitary hygienic. You know what it is? It's just a big glove that your whole body fits into. Great. Sally, do you have any medical robots besides this medical box?
00:13:34
Speaker
No, but I mean, you can probably ask him to help you with stuff like there's one with a vacuum. It probably sucks some blood or something. Do we have any like extra blood for transfusion purposes? I don't know if we've got kitty cat blood, but I mean, you could try to give him some of the estroses and some of the specimens we had from, you know, the previous adventure.
00:14:00
Speaker
Uh-huh. As a scientist, would I know if that works? Like, can I mix and match Minotaur and Cat? You don't have enough time to do enough research, so I don't know if you would know that. At least I know. There's a blood type, at least. Yeah, you know there's a blood type, but you guys don't know what each other's blood type is. Yeah. Sally, do you know our blood types? Why the hell would I know?
00:14:30
Speaker
I don't know. I think it's cool. Do we have some kind of drugs or narcotics for a cow? Yeah, check in the box and drop from the ceiling. Okay. What do you find in there? All sorts of shit. Whatever you can possibly want is in there. Okay, then I just want to get the strongest stuff and put it into cow.
00:14:54
Speaker
I mean he needs painkillers but don't give him blood thinners or anything. He's just pouring pills on his throat. Pills are good.
00:15:11
Speaker
I don't know. This one called, this one called strycinine. I don't know what that is, but it sounds like it's effective. Something that makes them constipated and something that, uh, that it lacks it on top of it. Wonderful. Oh gosh. Um, uh, yeah, there's like, there's like some, some gen generic space narcotics, you know, um, it just, it just, there's just some needles in there. And this is aquarium narcotics, the good stuff. Um, you know, you can just probably shoot them up with one of those.
00:15:39
Speaker
Then I'll do that. Hopefully that helps. Um, can I make a bigger one for me real quick? If I got a four in my wild dice, thank you. You got a four in your wild dice. I got a negative one on my other one. He's holding on strong. You can see Cal kind of like twitches his hands just a little bit, but he's not quite conscious. He's just kind of, you know, twitching a bit, but he's still with you. Um, so you successfully numbed him.
00:16:10
Speaker
Okay, so I'm gonna, I know about anatomy, even if I don't have healing, I know anatomy things. So I'm gonna stick my tentacle in his chest. Oh gosh, this is turning into a head tie.
00:16:36
Speaker
I don't know. I'm going to put his bones where they're supposed to be based on my anatomy understanding. How are you going to hold there for the next six months while I heal? You just get a hold of them? No, I mean, I'm going to like rearrange them so they're back where they're supposed to be because they're broken. How are you going to hold them in place? They're broken. They're broken. Don't we have like metal splints or anything? Or do you have some tape?
00:17:03
Speaker
masking tape and back together yeah there's yeah you guys have industrial uh space uh tape wax seal there you go
00:17:16
Speaker
Well, yeah, don't we have splints or can you sew bones together? No, that's not right. I have a friend who's a paramedic. I should have consulted him first. Get him on the clock, yes. No, but yeah, I'm going to suture him back together with medical flex seal.
00:17:39
Speaker
Okay, using the flex seal like that's like the tape or the flex seal that's like the liquid like that like the caulking.
00:17:46
Speaker
The glue? No, because I feel like you can't seal bones like that, right? I don't know. Yeah, I'm going to use the glue and I'm going to glue him, glue his bones back together. He's paper mache. You're just doing a bunch. Uh, okay. Well, while I'm doing this, can you, um, can you, can you get on a horn and find us a hospital, please?
Arrival of Professional Help
00:18:16
Speaker
Can you get on the horn? He's like, I don't know why I'm standing on my horns, but uh, yeah, he's like, no, my horns are on me. I'm not on the horn. I don't know. My horns don't know anything. He looks up, do they? Once like finally you talked to us, you have big luck. Um, no, so, uh, so, uh, swillery, um,
00:18:46
Speaker
You're doing kind of, I don't know if I call this science. Exactly. So I'm going to have to ask you to do an unskilled healing role. I have an idea what I could do while she is doing that. You can find us a hospital. I'll go over to the people in the bubble and ask them if one of them is a doctor. Wait, no, this isn't the game that has hero points.
00:19:13
Speaker
Okay. I have Boggle. What are we calling them? Do I have any? Do I have any?
00:19:25
Speaker
I think she used all of hers last time. Did you use them all? I thought you had one left. I swear that when I listened to it again over the weekend, you had one left. Well, you're the GM, so I have one left. I'm re-rolling. Oh. She went from a negative 1 to a 1. You know what? You didn't make it worse. OK. You know, you just take out some glue. You got some glue in his chest cavity, though. Some of it got in there.
00:19:53
Speaker
We get infection on top of all this shit. Yeah, I'm estros while she's doing that You said you want to go and see if there's a doctor in the in the bubble. Yeah What an idea? Okay, you can go run out while swillers Performing open art surgery or open chest surgery Okay, so estros like drops the drops the ramp and sprints back out with you still have your helmet on don't you I
00:20:18
Speaker
Yeah. So that would be unhealthy. Yes, it would be. So you run out and you go over to the bubble. How are you going to get them out of the bubble? That's a good point. Oh, does he know about you? I don't know. He doesn't know about the things that are under measures.
00:20:36
Speaker
He saw the guy who threatened to take the one out though. So you probably know those things. I'm not going to backseat. I'm dead. What do I know? So you run over and you see a group of people and they're kind of like standing at the edge of this bubble. Like, are they coming back? Oh, he's coming back. He's coming back. Oh my God. And you see those, there's probably still like 11 people in there. And there's one who's kind of standing at the forefront. He's kind of like a larger guy with a little emaciated, but kind of like a growing beard.
00:21:04
Speaker
He goes, oh, I'm so happy you're here to rescue us right on your ship. Are you getting us out of here? A very important question. Do any of you have any medical knowledge of Frank is bleeding out? Maybe. It depends. I mean, somebody here, is there a doctor in the house? These people aren't going to take us off planet if there's not a doctor. And you see kind of like this, this very petite gal kind of comes over and she says, what is wrong with him? Take me to him.
00:21:34
Speaker
Good. I'll take you to my next planet to you in the ship. Just wait. Am I going to suffocate? Probably. Well then how will I help you if you take me to my death?
00:21:50
Speaker
How long is it from the bubble to the ship? Can she hold her breath? It's not about her being able to hold her breath. It's about the pressure that it's going to put the floor inside out. Are their dead bodies still laying around with the nose pieces?
00:22:17
Speaker
Well, that's up first. I was going to say, I would say that you remember that they held that one hostage and they pulled a nose plug out of their nose and watched them suffocate. So you would probably know that if you find one of those that they could do it. Then I'll turn around and try looking for one.
00:22:38
Speaker
All right. Well, most of the people are in pieces, but the one that swillery flattened, uh, his nose is in perfect condition. Right. So is a little plug that's in his nose. Okay. So you unplug it, uh, and, uh, quickly some of the things get sucked out of his mouth and nose. Um, and, uh, you run back over and you give it to the lady, right?
00:23:05
Speaker
Yeah, sprinting, yeah. Yes, she's, oh yes, I have seen them put this on. Perfect. And she puts up your nose and then come with me. Put this up your nose if you want to live. She's like, everyone, I will be right back. I will get us off this planet. And she says, take me to your friend. Okay, sprinting back. And they sprint back. Meanwhile, while that was happening, Swillory, what else were you doing? Trying to keep Cal alive.
00:23:33
Speaker
uh you know trying to put pressure on the wound to keep the blood inside she's like just just press real hard on the heart like that's what you want
00:23:48
Speaker
Uh, trying to just hold them together. Uh, so, you know, Julie's using all the angels to keep them together. And not make it worse. Right. Uh, and this lady comes on ship with, you see, uh, a small petite woman with dark, darker skin. She comes on the, on the, on the, on the ship with, uh, with Eastros. And, uh, she says, where is he? Is that him next to the... And he's saying that, yes. And he's a big chest problem. All right. I'm going to need your cephalopod, cephalopod to get out of the way. Okay. Okay.
00:24:18
Speaker
There you go. Do you need a latex glove? Yes, anything sanitary would be good, please. Anything sanitary. Clean knives, clean everything. We used claws to cut him open. Is there not a... Okay, is there... I'm very hungry. Is there like a scalpel? All right, all right.
00:24:43
Speaker
And she looks up and she sees the medical box and she's like rips it down. She says, all right, what do you got in here? And she kind of starts like putting on gloves and, you know, doing the whole thing. And she says, I don't have time to wash my hands. And she just pours in like a shit ton of this, like this clear liquid in a bottle and Cal for a minute, you can feel it. And it wakes you up for a second because they did not put anything in you to knock you out. They just numbed you.
00:25:09
Speaker
She goes, oh my god, he's not numb. Oh, or he's not asleep. Oh no. Oh god, no. She infects him like a... We gave him this, and I'm just gonna hold up whatever we fed him.
00:25:26
Speaker
He's just tripping a little bit. I do not know what this is. I've never seen this in my life. It says Aquarian Narcotic. What is that? I don't know what Aquarian is. She's all right. I'll make do. Just make sure you punch him and knock him back out if he wakes up. You big boy. You're with me. Okay. Make sure you knock him out if he wakes up. Okay.
00:25:53
Speaker
All right, so I'm going to need you all. So Kyle, do another bigger role, please. I'd love to. Oh, I got a seven on the other going to perfect. That's great. And I'm going to need you other guys to do. Well, what can I have you do? I'm going to say just a smarts role for the both of you.
00:26:15
Speaker
You know, just a general smart troll to see if like, you're able to keep up with this gala. She's helping you all out. But you both wrote the same thing. Two and a four. So four. Well, hey, that's OK. A four is what you want. I'm just saying that Spiller is what.
00:26:30
Speaker
a whole two dice is worth of smarts better. So we'll say a few hours pass, just to kind of cut this thing a little bit more forward and that way Justin can actually talk more. I'm going to say that after a few hours passed that like this gal is able to do like an emergency,
00:26:53
Speaker
kind of fix him. It's nothing that like is going to hold for very long or like that he can just get up and go back to work. But it's enough to stabilize him. No heavy lifting for three weeks. No heavy lifting. Yes, do not do any heavy lifting. Do not get pregnant. Do not try not to do anything stressful. You know, but yeah, so, Cal, you wake up, we'll say it's probably like three, four hours have passed at this point. It's getting dark on on on Mars.
00:27:21
Speaker
Those poor people just been sitting down there. And the leg goes, all right, I think he's stable for now. He should, if he wakes up this time, do not knock him out like the last few times. Does he have head trauma now too?
00:27:41
Speaker
Yeah you know he's got some bruising on the face and on the head. A little bit of a bloody nose. Eastro's got a little carried away a couple times. But he's stable on the floor and she says,
00:27:56
Speaker
All right, I hate to ask this of you, but is there any chance you guys have any food or any sort of sustenance I can take to those people? I think we do, yes. Sally, how much do we have left? Why don't we just bring the people in the ship? If you got the room, I mean, we would be happy to- Do we have the room? I'd be a little cramped when you got the last person in, but you could fit them all. Okay. But the thing is, how do we get them from the bubble to a ship without suffocating?
00:28:26
Speaker
One nose piece at a time. That's not that bad of an idea. Just wipe it off. Wait, didn't Cal have a nose piece? Can we use his too? No, Cal didn't have one. Cal, you didn't put one in, did you? No, I had a helmet. Only Swillory put hers in. You had two Swillory, you just only used one. Oh, well, I will give up my other one. So then you guys can get two in at a time. Yeah.
00:28:51
Speaker
Okay. Um, 20 minutes late there. Um, and then you have a bunch of people, a bunch of people on your ship. It's really crowded, especially with East Rose in there. Um, so you got some people sitting back on the BBA and some people just kind of hanging out and, you know, they're all kind of like rabble, rabble, rabble, kind of talking amongst themselves. Um, and, uh, we give them a little food.
00:29:13
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, they're all kind of like... Just a little bit, though. ...not shit on, like, your snow crabs and, you know, your different assorted things that you guys have in your fridge. So what do you guys do? Cal, at this point, I'd say that you're probably coming, too, but, like, kind of, you know, not your same boisterous self. Or maybe you are. I don't know. It's your fucking idea. Okay.
00:29:37
Speaker
We haven't we got one crystal, right? Mm hmm. Yep. Yep. In the trunk of the of the BBA. And we need to. Mm hmm. From what from what Wheeler said. Mars have hospitals. Are you asking? I'm going to ask the people in the computer and Sally, are there hospitals on Mars?
00:30:04
Speaker
We are, we are not sure we had a small clinic in the small village we had before we were abducted. But I mean, it's not like what you what we had on earth. It's not like a full blown, you know, we could do.
00:30:19
Speaker
you know, something a little bit more permanent there if we, you know, had a more sanitary environment and a team of surgeons, but it won't be exactly like you have on Earth. You guys are from Earth, right? Yes, we are. Yeah. You don't look like Earthlings I've seen, but I mean, you talk like them, so... We have to make a decision here and we could continue the myth and get the other crystal or...
00:30:49
Speaker
We could leave and abandon the mission. We could look for something. That's a hard decision. Cal, I'm going to say, by the way, your wounds are down to one. Oh, great. How about we sleep for tonight and we decide in the morning?
00:31:14
Speaker
Okay. Um, the computer has to find the next crystal, right? Yeah. So can we set it up to look for the crystal while we sleep? Uh, yeah, I mean, you could, I mean, it's on the tablet, like it kind of helps you track it. So, I mean, East Coast would be no by now just to go and kind of see where the next one is. And also that it searches for like a medical facility on Mars.
00:31:39
Speaker
Yeah, Sally could probably do that. Yeah. Do you want to have Sally fly there? Or do you want to stay grounded for the night while you guys are sleeping? I think it's good if you stay grounded, not to get too much attention. Yeah.
00:31:56
Speaker
Are you guys going to move the ship at all? Yeah, away from the bodies. Okay. All right. Why don't you go? Do you guys have a sneaking role or a stealth role?
00:32:11
Speaker
Uh, I have a D eight and still. Do you want to roll that for your, do you want to roll that for your ship? So you can hide your ship. Right. Yeah. You parked it. You find like the best spot to cover it up. Like in some, you know, uh, you know what, there's a, there's a Mars tree. There's a space tree there. You've activated the cloaking mechanism. Bloop.
00:32:40
Speaker
Um, yeah, so you find a nice safe kind of crevasse to hide it in a little ravine. Um, you can, you know, nice little, uh, land bridge that kind of covers you guys up. Uh, so you guys are going to try to sleep with all these people in here tonight and then go back to the mission next day. Then the next day, go to a medical facility first. Okay. Um, uh, Cal, you are, you're coming to enough that, you know, you can, you can speak. My, do you say anything? Chest is on fire.
00:33:14
Speaker
I think you did, yes. Can someone clean him up? I don't have hands. I can't do it. You're such a no hand. Robots take my pants off and put me in pair my boxer shorts. Sally, can the cleaning robots
00:33:37
Speaker
clean up his everything. Why is it always people looking at me? Well, we have some guests now. Yeah, say hello to our new friends. I imagine the robots are like...
00:33:55
Speaker
I'm also imagining the robots are like wiping him like a baby Yeah, they're kind of they got it they pull his legs up and they kind of wait, you know for whatever back You know, and then the little sucker robot comes and kind of gives a little And the gal the gal that passed you up kind of leans over you Cal and says I'm
00:34:24
Speaker
You must take it easy, you must not, you know, just stay on the floor, okay? Am I on the floor? Yes, just stay here, on the floor, don't try to get up.
00:34:33
Speaker
Holy shit, I thought I was in a chair. Yeah, definitely on the floor. You are definitely on the floor and you know, just no heavy lifting. No, you know, no sports for the next. Yeah, don't get pregnant. If that is something you can do, you know, just take it easy painkillers for me.
00:34:57
Speaker
Apparently there are some here. I've never heard of them, so I don't know what kind of side effects they may be having on you, but if you want some. She just plugs it right into your chest. Just slams it in there. Don't you normally put painkillers in your mouth?
00:35:17
Speaker
It was an injection. No, she just opened the chest back up and pours the pills in there. I have to smash it in there like there's an adrenaline shot. Get them through your bloodstream faster.
00:35:32
Speaker
Hey lady, you think we're gonna have like, you know, our movies when there's a lady, doctor's up the guy and she's touching his chest and she's like a little man feeling some connection here.
Hospitalization and Recovery Discussion
00:35:43
Speaker
Possibly, but not until after you're healed. Otherwise it would exacerbate all the work I did for you. Right. That's good. Even with the poop. Yeah. I mean, listen, I used to work with people all the time. I mean, that's just natural thing that kids don't do. It is pretty natural.
00:36:03
Speaker
Okay, you go at nightlight. If somebody just watch him, make sure he doesn't die in his sleep, okay? Yeah. We got it. All right, so everybody kind of finds his most comfortable spot they can in the ship. They try to sleep.
00:36:24
Speaker
And in the morning times you guys go undisturbed, uninterrupted. You guys hid so well. Nothing was able to find you. Nobody found you. And then you hear the SSL. They go, bloop, bloop, bleep, bleep. It's time to get up now. It's early. That's the alarm clock. That's the alarm clock. Cock-a-doodle-doo. Wake up. Time war may as well. No. No.
00:36:55
Speaker
Let's go to a hospital. Yeah, there's one not far from here in the village is the clinic the lady was talking about. Okay.
00:37:07
Speaker
And the lady says, yes, I can direct you to it. We just, um, I just worry that those people will be coming back to look for us in, in our village. I'm like, don't worry. I get them. I shoot them right under their face. I'm just like, the guy just waving around over everybody in the room. Yeah. Nobody's kind of like ducking and hiding behind seats and shit. I fucking eat their wings. I had to do some guys. I'm like fucking.
00:37:35
Speaker
The doctor, the doctor, the doctor like gently presses her foot on your chest. She says, stop it. You moron. What are you doing? Put that away, you stupid cat. I miss a couple times. I finally get up again.
00:37:55
Speaker
Like when you're putting your, when you're putting your movie theater drink in the cup holder, like now, or is it? Um, so what's your plan? You're going to, you're going to, I guess, uh, Swiller, are you going to pilot the SS Sally over and try to find a village? Yeah.
00:38:09
Speaker
Alright, so you guys, you pull it up, I'm not gonna make you pilot at this time, because it's pretty easy. Yeah, so you flyer, you flyer over and, you know, the gal next to you, it's kind of like pointing out roughly the cardinal directions to go. And you guys see kind of one of those little big one of those bubbles you guys saw when you first got in here when you got in the atmosphere. It's like a big dome.
00:38:28
Speaker
And there's a few miscellaneous buildings there and a couple of residential areas. It's not particularly big, but it is like a little town that people were able to construct with artificial air. And you can see that totally, at least right now, there's no activity on the streets. There's no activity anywhere in the houses. But SSLE kind of lands somewhere like within the bubble and says, we're here. Go and do the doctor thing. You heard the mechanical idea. Let's do the doctor thing.
00:39:00
Speaker
But yes, side note as we take him out, are we anywhere near the crystal by any chance? No, you guys only went like a like a couple miles away from where you were like when you found the first one. Yeah. Now you guys are nowhere near it. And as you guys land down, are you guys going to run out to to find the hospital? Yeah. But also look around if we see like any. Think to people that seem mean.
00:39:29
Speaker
Any mean people looking out for the mean girls? Yeah. So yeah, you get down there, all the people fall out, and they run back to their homes, and they go look, and you hear people say like, they
Village Chaos and Missing Children
00:39:41
Speaker
start. A couple of them are speaking in their native language, which you guys can kind of understand a bit with your universal translators. But they're essentially looking for their children. You can hear them shouting for their kids. There's a couple of people that are running towards down the street looking for them.
00:39:59
Speaker
And uh, the lady's with you. She says come with me. I will take you um, and she kind of directs you like again It's not a very big place. You can you can see there's like one building that's kind of in the center of town That looks like their general hospital. I so speak Um, and uh, i'm guessing estros you're carrying cow. Yeah, i'm still laying on the floor i'm like, ah, I'm in my body it hurts uh, estros
00:40:24
Speaker
Uh, Swillory, are you, um, are you in your, are you in your little, uh, zoomer, your little cruiser or are you just going on tentacles? Okay. No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna stay in the cruiser, but I want to spend time once we get in the hospital. I want to observe the doctors so I can learn.
00:40:43
Speaker
a little bit healing. Okay. Yeah. That's a good, that's a good idea. Uh, so yeah, so they get there, come in with a normal skill or if it would be jack of all trades, but we can do that. Yeah. You would use jack of all trades just like you did with, with the driving or whatever. Yeah. Okay. So you get there, you get there. Um, and one of the other, uh,
00:41:00
Speaker
One of the other people that was there with you kind of runs in with you and they look like they're the only two physicians that are still left alive or at least that are still here. And they kind of get all cleaned up. So there's two of them and they instruct you to put Cal on a table. And they say, well, you've got to get out. We must work. You're too big for this room. Correct. I got it.
00:41:24
Speaker
I guess you can stay octopus if you wash your tendrils. I'll just sit in the sink over here and watch. Yes, okay. It's a two sink, so you could just stay in one and we'll use the other one for sanitizing. Okay. Don't splash me, Swillory. Don't splash me.
00:41:49
Speaker
So go ahead and do, uh, go ahead and do your jack of all trades to see if you can observe the healing skill. Uh, I think it's smart, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That is the role. Well, yeah. Hey, you got a dog. Yeah, it's an 11. So that means you got a D six in healing now. Okay. Great. Uh, so that's cool. That's a good skill. So you don't have, you don't have your driving skill anymore. Uh, piloting, right?
00:42:20
Speaker
Well it was pilot you messed up last time you put it under piloting but yeah but yeah it would be piloting yes under that yeah so you have healing now so that's good after the day you had so so yeah so again about another hour or so passes and they kind of do do the best they can you can see they actually are taking like
00:42:41
Speaker
Like these like metal pieces that they have, they're using them as like grafts and they're trying to like, you know, graft his ribs a little bit better. And they're, they're using like all these different, you know, solvents and sealants and stuff and putting them on all sorts of different medications and hooking them up to IVs and everything. You know, that's, you've never, I don't think Swiller, you've ever seen anything like that up close, have you? Nope. So that's, um, so yeah, so you kind of take some notes doing that. Um,
00:43:06
Speaker
And then before you know it, you know, they just say they, they, they stopped and they, they washed their hands, they all the blood off of their gloves. Um, and, uh, so cows just kind of laying there peacefully, uh, on the, on the table and they, the, the gal comes up, he says, he should be waking up pretty soon. Just, um, you know, maybe not, uh, let him fight anytime soon. Okay. How long would you say it would take him overall to be back to a hundred?
00:43:35
Speaker
Well, broken ribs can take time to heal. I mean, really in a couple of weeks, he could be doing most things, but it's not going to be without being painful. You know, like rib area, chest area, you know, not to realize how often you use it until it's broken. And then it hurts all the time. Everything you do, breathing sometimes will hurt. So really, it's just up to his own pain threshold, honestly. Okay. What kind of pain threshold do you have, sir?
00:44:06
Speaker
I'm still under the effects of anesthesia. Yeah, Cal, you start to wake up, but like just like under the effects of anesthesia, you're kind of goofy. Yeah, your memory is not so good. I did a special stage. Stellar seven inches, huh? Yeah, actually, I wrote my pace there. They still are to take the eight hundred and ninth Superboy yet. Seventeen rings. I got something.
00:44:36
Speaker
What are you talking about? Gotta break the 300 Super Bowl losing streak. He's talking about American football. I didn't even realize. Maybe we should let him sleep for another day before we head out.
Mission Continuation Debate
00:44:53
Speaker
Okay, we can talk about what we all do in that time. Yeah, let's pull up a map. Let's see where we're going.
00:45:03
Speaker
Okay. Yeah. You guys can pull up a map on the SS Sally. Um, so she kind of summons the map and you see that you guys, I believe I said you guys run the Western hemisphere. If I remember, I can't remember, but if not, that's where you are. Um, so there's one on the Northern side, um, which is actually a little bit closer to you just where you're at. Um, so that would be the closest one to you, but there's one on each hemisphere of, of the planet.
00:45:30
Speaker
That would be up to you. I've been thinking because while he's here, get another crystal, but we couldn't deal with another big fight like that. But maybe there's like a way to get through crystals without getting the attention of those linked people. Do we want to stop at two crystals or do we want to try and get more for extra money?
00:45:59
Speaker
I think we should stop at two crystals. Okay. Okay. Cal's like, where are crystals? Estrus. Well, how about we- Yes, we'd talk. We are not, we're not interested right now. No, that's just Cal talking to himself. Okay. We should, we'll wait, we'll rest the day and let his Anastasia wear off. And then we'll put him in the ship and we'll take him over.
00:46:29
Speaker
And we'll go get the second crystal. He'll be fine. He'll be fine. It'll be fine. He'll be fine. You guys hear some screaming outside of the hospital of the clinic. Some of the residents are screaming real loud.
00:46:51
Speaker
And one of them runs in, like one of the people runs in, it's a taller guy. He says, they found us. One of them's here. They found us. I knew we shouldn't have come back here. I knew we shouldn't have come back here. What did we do? Somebody go take care of them. You big bull guy. That's gross. Take my guy and go shoot him. Are we in the hospital? What? Are we still in the hospital? Yeah, you guys are still in the hospital. I thought we went back to Sally.
00:47:15
Speaker
Oh yeah, no, you guys dig back to Sally. I'm sorry, I forgot. He runs up, he runs to the hospital and he yells out, but only Cal hears it.
00:47:23
Speaker
We were going to sleep in the Sally for a day and then take Cal and leave. So while you guys are talking, like a guy runs into the hospital, not realizing you guys aren't in there. It's just, they're here. I take my gun out of my holster. I pointed around here, take my gun and go shoot him. He takes it. He takes it. All right. I'm going to do this for you and family. I only got, I only got four. Let me look in my, look in my brain.
00:47:50
Speaker
I got like 10 rounds left there, don't blow blast them all off. Shoot them once, right in between the eyes. Job done, one bullet. He runs out, you hear, blap, blap, blap, blap. The scale has some way of like contacting us from the hospital. You guys hear the gunshots from the ship. OK. And I said, why instead of 20 hours? I think you should check that out.
00:48:19
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. Let's look at it again. It was four. Not a nine bullets. I shouldn't know it's funny joke, but I shouldn't have done that. So you guys go out and you get off the ramp.
00:48:39
Speaker
And, oh, by the way, Swillory, do you give Estros the little hook, the nose hook, or do you still give him the, let him wear his helmet? Because you guys were using them to get the people onto the ship. I assume we took them and sanitized them. So it's, it's his choice if he wants to grab a nose clip or if he wants to grab his hat. I think I'll take the nose clip because that's more convenient. Okay.
00:49:03
Speaker
Alright, so you guys you guys run out and You see all the people are kind of like crowded around kind of scared kind of like it You know trying to hide and some of them run their knees covering their head and you see that there's one of these avian people with their foot like on on the chest of one of the guys and a gun laying like near him and he's struggling and she just looks at him she goes do not move and She looks over at you guys and she says I'm not here to fight you You're not
00:49:33
Speaker
No. Sure it says something for balls to go away. I can't hear. No, just funny. Yeah, somehow cow has like a like a superhuman super cat hearing because he's a cat. Yeah, I'm sure he can hear everything. So he's responding. He just you guys just can't hear him. Fuck me. Just leave me in that fucking hospital. No one was even watching me. I could have choked on my own blood.
00:50:01
Speaker
You can't leave until you get wheeled out on a wheelchair. The other two people are in there. The doctors are still in there with you. Where do you guys come from? So she says, no, I'm not here to fight you.
00:50:18
Speaker
I got away from the fight earlier and I tracked you here.
Encounter with Avian Being
00:50:22
Speaker
And you can see tears start to come out of her eyes a bit. Yeah, she's the one that you messed up. And you can see she has tears streaming down her face and she says, I've been feeling things and I don't understand them. I don't know what to do.
00:50:46
Speaker
Uh-huh. And she takes her foot off the guy's chest and picks up a gun and kind of walks it over and kind of kicks it, puts it on the ground and kicks it over to you guys. Because I'm not here. You know, she drops her weapon, her club on the ground. I'm not here to fight you. If you are looking for companionship, you could come with us. We are one person short. Whoa, whoa, buddy, buddy. Stop trying to get your rocks off here. Companionship? No, no, no. We're not taking in a love bird triangle. All right?
00:51:14
Speaker
Why not? We need another person. Where is she going to sleep? Huh? In your bed? Okay. Maybe. I already know enough about human anatomy and minotaur anatomy. I don't need any more instructions. How do you know about mini-terminals? We've been living together for three months. You guys look like a bunch of porn about it.
00:51:44
Speaker
That's interesting to know that you watch that kind of thing. We live in like a 30 square foot room together. Just because you live together, you don't really know about Simone's autonomy. She's probably seen you pee or she's seen you change your pants or something.
00:52:07
Speaker
watch those things. Let them space dry. So she kind of looks at you kind of awkwardly and she's like, I don't know exactly what you're asking me, but
00:52:27
Speaker
I'm... I don't... What is... Are we gonna... You're not gonna kill me, are you? I don't plan to, no. Oh, he wants to do something way different than kill ya, sweetheart. What? What would he wanna do? You're a bird! You know the bees! Figure it out!
00:52:48
Speaker
I don't... What are bees? Space bees. Space bees? What are spiders? Do we have some flowers for the bees? Flowers? What are flowers? Space flowers. You know, the bees and the flowers they are meant to be together.
00:53:11
Speaker
I am. What's your name? I was. Let's start with that. I was not given a name. I. Oh. My people don't typically have only. All right, George, let's go. No, it's Barbara. OK, I'll take that. Am I George or you want to call? You're giving me a George Barbara.
00:53:37
Speaker
Yes. Like George Michael, but instead George... Usually country bumpkins name the girl name first and the boys name second like Barbara George. But you guys do it the other way. Billy Jean isn't like that. I guess so. But you know, like George Ann, you know. But so I'm George Barbara. Yes. That's so...
00:54:08
Speaker
And she kind of cracks a smile a bit and she says, I've, I've never, that's kind of nice. Great. Well, get you a passport. Come here. She approaches you slowly. What, what, what are we doing? I'm going to tentacle her face and see, you know, just get an idea of what everything feels like in there. What are you doing? Like, what are you like asking her to come? I mean, you're in your bubble, ain't you?
00:54:35
Speaker
it has little extendo arms so you're asking her to like get on the ground i'm gonna pat her down i'm gonna pat her down and make sure she's not like carrying anything you're like one foot five how are you doing that from your bubble there he's just pat her down
00:54:51
Speaker
Oh wait, no, you're not, you're too into this. They're extendo arms, I'm sure they'll extend out to pat her down. They only have gloves for you to fit your tendril to there as long as your hands are. I'm gonna pat down her ankles, see if she's got any guns on there. She does not, they're just really nice boots.
00:55:15
Speaker
I don't, I mean, is this how you greet people? All right, get the ship. She walks over and starts doing the same thing to Eastros' sheep. Is this how you say hello? And she's like caressing her ankles. And it's just face palm. And she face palms back. All right, well, we gotta, we gotta sleep for the night. So should we sleep in the hospital?
00:55:44
Speaker
Well, we got a friend who's got fake ribs, so we got to do something here. Whoa. Oh, is it the furry one that was slaying all of my compatriots? Yeah, he's a furry. I don't know what does a furry mean. That's what he is.
00:56:06
Speaker
Oh, he's called a furry? He's a furry, yes. Well, we must go get your a furry away from here. Yeah. Be sure to ask the doctors if it's okay to take him with us. You don't have a choice. If you want him to live, you have to take him with you. All right. I have a feeling though, it's cool. I can keep him alive. I've been paying attention, East Rose. I can keep him alive in this ship.
00:56:31
Speaker
Okay, okay. George, Barbara, do you know if there are any more ancient people coming here or? More than likely, yes. Optima's not going to stop. He already knows the massacre that happened here. He will come for you. They will come for you. All of them will come for you.
00:56:54
Speaker
No. Yeah, Optimus Prime. I hope they didn't hear me. Oh, gosh, I misspoke. Oh, no. Oh, they hear everything. OK, let's go. Let's go get Cal. Are you a hive mind? I don't know what that means. OK. Maybe. What is a hive? Can you all think each other's thoughts? Sometimes, yes, if Optima allows it.
00:57:25
Speaker
Does it have a distance, a range on it? I don't know. I don't remember. Eastros, I think we should blind folder. I just do what I'm told. I think we should just get Kailh real quick, get into the ship again, and then do something else. Yeah, I agree with all of that. We'll collect Kailh, we'll be on our way to the place with the thing, and we're gonna blind folder. Why blind folder?
00:57:53
Speaker
Because they can see her. They know what she's thinking. We can't let her know where we are. That's not that bad of a point. You want to cover my eyes? Is that what you want me to do? Yeah. Do you have any like secret eyes that we don't know about like a third eye on your face or your butt or something that can sense where you are? Oh, not that I am aware of. We were born just with two of most things. Great.
00:58:22
Speaker
Like two wings and she sprouts her wings. Cool, huh? I didn't know I cared about that before. That's kind of... That's cool that I think that's cool. Yeah, sure. You know what would be also cool fire wings. That would be neat if you had wings. We should get you some wings. What is your name? We don't have time.
00:58:50
Speaker
I assume we're like moving at this point. Yeah. Are you guys going to get Cal? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What are you doing? Are you, are you trying to like get off your bed? No, I just kind of forgot what everything was happening. Did you guys pick up, did you guys pick up Cal's gun by the way?
00:59:07
Speaker
Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I just left it in the dirt. You know, it's my favorite guy. Thanks. And, uh, and, uh, Cal, look at the, and she just kind of wearing off a bit and you see that they're with, uh, they're with one of the, the platinum haired bronze angel people. Well, well, I, well, well.
00:59:35
Speaker
But don't worry, Kyle. She's nice. And just come with us. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure she's carrying one of my bullets in her. All right. Did it go right through you? No, you just winged me. Oh, that's crazy. She covers her mouth. She covers her mouth and cackles a little bit. Once you guys do capture. It's pretty good. Yes.
00:59:57
Speaker
We are so good, Cal, that we captured her with our immense capturing skills. Yes, because we have capturing skills. You can see, she kind of looked over at you, she's like, I don't... Yes? Get the ship! How about I pick the... Istro's pickup, Cal, let's go, we're leaving! Don't pay, I can walk a little. There's a wheelchair over there. No, no, let me carry you. The Polina wheelchair's gonna hurt a lot less.
01:00:28
Speaker
Baby carry him. Yeah, crunch my chest all up. Gonna swaddle him? Yeah, you'll definitely hurt. It's just you cannot carry him like a baby. You will crush his chest. Well, he can't fireman carry him either. I'm assuming I'm not a doctor. We have no chance. Just give me the wheelchair. Yeah, what's the lady's name? What's that? What's the doctor lady's name? You never asked. I'm assuming I would have heard at least something like this. I don't know what's on her. What did she tell you it was?
01:00:59
Speaker
uh george george barbara put patricia george barbara patricia will yoneson patricia will yoneson patricia yeah patricia is there what do you want to say to work well i was gonna tell them tell them to put me in a wheelchair but i'm like listen to listen to that i talker william andson they're looking into the wheelchair
01:01:21
Speaker
Yes, just let him, you can wheel him out, but yes, do not pick him up like that, or all the stitches will burst. Okay. And it will be very painful for him. He already fucked my vest up, got a whole new vest. Yeah, by the way, you're gonna have to get that chest piece prepared, otherwise you don't got that extra armor right there, buddy. Well, the armor is my whole suit, so would you want me to knock off one of my, I have four for my whole outfit. Do you want me to knock off one and make it down to three? Sure, yep.
01:01:50
Speaker
Yeah, your chest piece is pretty, I'd say I would, I would argue too, honestly, because it's like a big part of your armor is your chest. But my jacket also is reinforced because the body armor I have is torso, arms, legs, torso, arms, legs, my arms are protected. All right. All right. Your arms are protected. Okay. One of this, I have a nine and tough. All right. And then you see, you see, um, George Barbara, she kind of covers her head a little bit and she goes, Oh no. Oh no. They're on the way.
01:02:21
Speaker
We've got to get out of here. Grab his field chair and start running. It's a bumpy road. And George Barbara sprouts, she opens her wings and takes to the sky and says, I'll follow you. Just just just let's get out of here. Yeah. She's not going to come into the ship with us.
01:02:51
Speaker
Yes, he is. She's to go fly behind. Get on the ship. Get on the ship. She flies in behind you guys and she drops to the ground and she starts holding on to her head. She says, we've got to go now. Sally, let's go. Sally, autopilot. OK, I'm on it. Where are we going?
01:03:17
Speaker
This location, this one, cover her eyes, Cal, or whoever you are. He's from cover her eyes. Sally, we're going to that previously disclosed location. Did we just leave all the people there to get re-abducted? But that's where they're from. Yeah, he left them back in the town. Are they coming to come with us? Are they trying to come with us? Well, I mean, they did say they wanted you to help them get off planet, but I mean,
01:03:46
Speaker
What you guys left in mind? Also, we don't really have time to get all those people in the ship. Will those people get massacred? Will Cal recover from his injuries? Find out next time on Roll Players!
01:05:05
Speaker
You feel good already?