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Savage Worlds 1-3: Red Planet Rovers
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The Crew finally makes it to Mars, but gets intercepted multiple times before they can touch down! Kal and Swilary work together to pilot the SS Sally, while Istros throws trash out the air lock. Later, they find other lifeforms who have other plans for Mars. What's that all about?
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Transcript
Naming the Spaceship and Its Personality
00:00:02
Speaker
Hello everyone. Last time in the Savage Worlds, the gang named their spaceship SS Sally and gave it a fun voice for them to talk to.
Cal's Fight at the Space Station
00:00:10
Speaker
They also stopped at a space sheeeeet for some rest and relaxation. They put in an order for a bunch of hot dogs and some soft drinks. But along the way, someone tried to steal from Cal, and Cal ended up getting into a bloody fight with the assailant's father in the parking lot, and left him bleeding to death there while he made an escape.
Life Aboard the SS Sally
00:00:26
Speaker
All the while, Eastrose hung out on the spaceship, playing on a tablet.
00:00:30
Speaker
Freakin' millennials, I tell you what. Zoomers. Space Zoomers. And then Swillory struggled to get their food order through the front door in the first place. It was a hell of a day for our new friends. Let's see what they get up to. Let's see if they even make it to Mars, huh?
Introduction of the Game Master and Players
00:00:49
Speaker
Welcome back to other savage welds. My name is Adam. I'll be your game keeper master dungeon guide today and I'm here playing with my best pals in the whole wide world. We have Adrian who's playing the part of East Rose. You'll Clark the Minotaur man who ate some hot dogs.
00:01:10
Speaker
who ate some hot dogs, allegedly. I don't know if we recorded that part. And then we've got my good pal Amy playing the part of the octopus critter Swillory. Swillory, that's me. Oh, excuse me. Swillory, that's me. That's me. And we've got my best buddy, Justin, playing the cat man himself, Cal Vilmer. Hey, how's it going?
00:01:41
Speaker
Yeah. So, after a fun little excursion last episode, you guys, after your little excitement at the gas station, that space sheets. We're on the run.
On the Run to Mars
00:01:52
Speaker
You guys are now on the run, so to speak. Again, on your way back on course to Mars, which is your goal here. So, what did you guys do? What are you guys doing? Do you guys want a time jump or do you want to talk about what happened right after you left?
00:02:10
Speaker
I want to talk about how Binkers is like making love to my sandal right now. I'll be right back. Oh, Binkies, what are you doing? Weirdo. You know, I don't I don't know for space police. I used to say I ain't been I don't know. I mean, I want space much or at all. But are you talking about space police? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You should you should probably know. I pushed the guy to throat and
00:02:39
Speaker
Yeah, bad reaction to it. I mean, what's it? Yeah, bad reaction. It's an allergic reaction, is what happens. Oh, really? You had all the fun without me. Yeah, here's what happened. He fucked around. He found that. All right. That's all that happened. Long story short of it, we got our hot dogs. We're all good. I'm going to slap these pizzas together and make it a little pizza sandwich. Next time when you're in a fight, I want you to call me. I want you to have fun, too. Well, there's two guys, maybe, but you know.
00:03:08
Speaker
Anyway, uh, yeah, let's, uh, you know, if you see any flashing lights, just let me know. I just time that there was are not that who it's still looking for. Yeah, that might work. Yeah. I mean, as far as I know, there's no space police. So I think we're in the clear. Oh, I didn't get your license plate. Oh, I don't even know if this thing probably didn't have one, unless I don't know if Ferris put one on, but
00:03:37
Speaker
Didn't have it when I found it, dug it out of the swamp, that's what I mean. So we could theoretically just do any crime here and not be punished for it. Well, I think that's pretty much how it goes. Yes. Interesting. Space man is crazy. It's like the Wild West out here. It is. All right, now let's see up that Mars.
00:04:03
Speaker
So you guys are back on course. SS Sally is taking you to your destination back on autopilot, I presume.
Journey to Mars: Final Leg
00:04:13
Speaker
All right, let's jump about another three weeks, three and a half weeks maybe. It's almost you're on the last leg. What have you guys been doing over the last almost month? I've been asking Kia about some video games that I could play the tablet.
00:04:32
Speaker
and I'm standing at the mirror trimming my whiskers, I'm like, yeah, there's this one, it's called vegetables versus werewolves. It's pretty cool. You can be a tomato and you can spit seeds at the werewolves. It's pretty neat. I'll try that. Yeah. Stop it. Sorry, you can cut that out. I wanna try for a raise again to see if I can get piloting to a,
00:05:02
Speaker
d6 sure go for it Do it so that's smarts, right? Well, you got a fail on one but a six on the other that is still a standard plus one They still got a d4 in your in your yep Essentially yes, actually if you get an 8 that's a raise yeah
00:05:28
Speaker
So you're still good at piloting things.
Eastrose and Cal's Combat Skills
00:05:30
Speaker
We're still got a skill in it anyway. Um, so, uh, is that what you've been doing? You're just continuing to read the book and read the book and maybe, you know, um, have, uh, Cal show me some things as well. Yeah. Okay. Right on. Um, we could have like a little, uh, probably on me car.
00:05:55
Speaker
Oh, you might have a little brawl. Oh, shit. Sorry, Christina. That's not me. You want to fight on the spaceship?
00:06:05
Speaker
Me. I'm pretty sure you told me, Adam, you're looking at this thing. He's arrogant. I'm arrogant. So yeah, I'm going to take that challenge. I take my... I can't really take my leather jacket off. That's part of my toughness. So I keep my leather jacket on. All right. All right. So these two are fighting. All right. Boom. Hold on. Vacuum blot. Come out here and give him a little wipe down.
00:06:32
Speaker
Yeah, all right. Go ahead and give them a good sucking. And then these little bugs come out and give you a... Let's try and touch that sweaty back of yours. You've been sitting up against leather all day with no shirt on. They fly off into their little compartments. You're all good. Try not to get blood on the leather. Try to.
00:06:57
Speaker
All right, and so, Cal, you rolled yourself a, you got a Jack, and East Rose has a six, so you get to go first. I can do yours, oh excellent. And I guess Sissy has claws, we run out of claws, we just, I'm just gonna, we're just gonna, we'll do a Sissy cat, Sissy scratch fight. Sissy scratch fight. Ah, fucking tits! I'm on a one and a four.
00:07:23
Speaker
Yeah, what's your what's your parry again? My parry is six All right. Well, yeah, that didn't hit so yeah, so go ahead you stretch your turn So start with a fight because boys be boys It's a six
00:07:48
Speaker
You hit him. All right, go ahead and roll your damage there. Oh, yeah. What are you doing? By the way, describe me what your guys are doing. Can't just roll rolling. Yeah. Well, you know, we're doing an audio podcast. I don't know what you're doing. What's your attack look like? How are you? What are you doing? After touching, I use my right hand
00:08:15
Speaker
to scratch his chest. Oh, oh, okay. Roll your damage and we'll see if you, so you got a six plus bonus damage nine. So what's your, what's your, what's your toughness there, Cal? Ten. All right. Well, you just, you just scratched the leather, but you don't hurt him. So the fight's still on.
00:08:40
Speaker
Oh, Eastros, you got an ace, and Cal got a king, so you get the Eastros, you get to go again. Yeah. Right, so you go again, Eastros, what do you want to do? Ah, take a gain with my other hand. Yeah, take a gain. You got a six, that's a hit again, I think, right?
00:09:06
Speaker
You got an 11 That means that you sir are currently shaken Which means that you can only take free actions like removing or or like, you know Picking up a weapon or something, but you can't do an attack unless you do a spirit roll to unshake yourself All right, so you got him on the ropes East Rose Cal it's your turn. I Guess when I'm trying to shake
00:09:31
Speaker
Yeah, we got to do a spirit roll and see if we can do it. Attempts to unshake and succeeds. Yes, you can now act. You can go back to fighting. So he rocks you a little bit with that with that hit. What do you do? Not bad, huh? Yeah, I got nine. A nine? No, no, no. That does go through my parry. That goes through your parry. So it's a hit. And if you get an extra D6 on your damage roll to hurt him. Oh, sick. So there's my base regular five and a one.
00:10:00
Speaker
So you got six. That's my description. I have kitty cat claws. So that makes 11. I think that just hits your toughness. 11 hits just hits your toughness here. So he shakes you this time. So you rock him and he rocks you back. Oh.
00:10:28
Speaker
a a
00:10:46
Speaker
And, and for a moment I see, I see him, uh, I see him staggered on the ground and I, I, I, I just imagine I could, I could rip his throat out of his neck. Cause I'm blood through like, I'm going to fight it.
00:11:00
Speaker
Am I? And I'm going to attack him. Excuse me, Cal. Cal, calm down, please. You're just practicing, Cal. Please calm down. As I get distracted by swivelry, so I don't do as mean of a hit as I could have. Yeah, so you don't hurt him. You just rock him. So we'll do the last one to see if East Coast can unshake himself. You got a jack. He gets to go next. Oh, no. You already got that. So you get to use your five, then you get to go again.
00:11:31
Speaker
Do I just throw my spirit now or? Yeah, so I just hit, on your character sheet, if you just hit roll the unshake thing, it does it for you. I dare, I thought. Yee. Succeeds, now you may attack who? Attack who? Yeah, kick his ass, Q. Attack who? You got an eight, oh. Oh, that's eight, yeah. What's your parry, it's six? Five. Oh, five, yeah, you definitely hit him. Even lower than mine. Yeah, you almost, you almost aced, but you didn't.
00:11:56
Speaker
You're almost raised, I mean, but you didn't. Yeah. Are you going to say, oh, wow, you hit him for 13 damage? What did you do? I'm dead. I'm dead. What's your what's your what's your toughness? Just 10. So he hits you for. Oh, oh, oh no. You know what? You're still shaking. He didn't hit you for enough to give you a point of damage, though. So there so.
00:12:26
Speaker
But after his strike, I started to come down on my knee. But then after he did his strike, I get up again and grab him by his throat. Oh, gosh. All right. And just as that's happening, you feel like your ship get rocked. And you guys fall to the side up against the wall. That's what I'm saying. What's happening?
00:12:55
Speaker
And you guys see you guys SS Sally times in and says guys
Space Battle with a Doppelgänger Ship
00:13:01
Speaker
we're being shot. Oh, no, that is bullshit I believe you
00:13:13
Speaker
So you guys get rocked and you look outside and you see there's like a ship that looks eerily identical to yours. Uh, just, just like a little bit of a different coating of paint. It's a little bit thinner in the front. Um, and, uh, they're, they're shooting like these little like space torpedoes at you. Um, and they rocked your ship a couple of times. All right, guys, hold on. We're going to flip a bitch and we're going to fire our missiles. Hey, Sal, you got missiles in this thing or something? You got bullets, lasers, what you got? Yeah, man. I got a ton of shit. Let's do this. All right.
00:13:41
Speaker
Go get it. You asked for Christopher Walken, baby. It's because I know you can do a Christopher Walken impression. I didn't know what else you had. He can be whoever you want that I am capable of trying. My George Clooney was pretty good, I think. Yeah, sure. I am Batman. Never going to get married.
00:14:08
Speaker
Okay, so do you want to do a pilot and they get into a position to shoot them? Yeah, now vehicle battles are a thing in here I don't remember how to do them, but you know, there's good times. I learned so if I could do this I'm helping No, not really I get a five maybe I'm helping
00:14:26
Speaker
Yeah, five is I think good enough for a plus one So you got a five so you managed to get out of the way as like this other ship that looks like yours is firing on you You can kind of hear something goes. Hey, someone's on the comms. Do you want me to patch them in? Yeah Hey, who is this? Who is this? This is your worst nightmare
00:14:52
Speaker
That's... I shoot... I shoot... Is that soap bomb? Yeah, if you don't substitute your ship, I'll come over and shred it to pieces. Oh my god, I don't know why I thought that was so funny. I'm gonna load this Minotaur up, and he's gonna come over and hoard some more stuff.
00:15:18
Speaker
Now, do I roll piloting or do I roll shooting for shooting the ship? It'll be shooting. Oh, actually, that's a good question. I'm not sure. Because that is a good point. I mean, I got a good shooting skill, so I would suggest maybe shooting. You know what? Sure. Go for it. Let's do shooting. Let's say I had Ferris install like a pistol grip.
00:15:43
Speaker
So, so, so, so, uh, I'm looking at the, I'm looking at toughness, uh, right now. So, uh, I don't know if there's necessarily, I don't know if there's a Perry on vehicles or if there's just toughness on vehicles. Um, but yeah, go ahead. I do not know it as well. Yeah. Go ahead. Um, bro. Shoo sink motherfucker. I don't need 10. I wrote a one. You got a five. Yeah.
00:16:15
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, let me double check to see about I don't know for as fucking I Think you just have to break through the toughness honestly, so I think you just
00:16:26
Speaker
Let's see the vehicle's durability including Okay, yeah, you know what yeah, so I have it now. Yeah, so that's definitely not enough to shoot that fucking ship so Yeah, so you shoot it you shoot at it and it actually shoots its lasers at your What did you shoot like the cannon the fucking torpedo gun would you shoot? I just mashed it. I just mashed it I'm gonna say you shot your space torpedoes and they blasted them out of the space the cold space of space
00:16:55
Speaker
And yes, they're going to they're going to take a shooting at you, man. Yeah. And this guy is pretty good. So he's still in the columns. Yeah. Fuck off bad. Well, he rolled that and then three. My ship's got better than a three. Yeah. Yeah. We didn't really discuss your toughness or your Perry, but it was like your Perry's got at least like a nine on it.
00:17:23
Speaker
So yeah, so yeah, he shoots at you and he shoots little lasers and he flies around you and he goes But Sally turns it aside and then like these look this little green force field comes over your ship and goes Plinks it off. Oh, yeah, you know, yeah, she was doing motherfucker. I knew you had shields Well, either way you hit them. So it sucks for you, bud
00:17:46
Speaker
Most spacecrafts come equipped with shields. Are you stupid? Are you stupid? What's wrong with your voice? There's nothing wrong with my voice. It's probably the comms making me sound stupid. Well, maybe your comms are broken. Maybe your comms. None of my ship's broken. Your ship's broken, bud. Your comms are broken. All right. So we're going to deal out some cards now. OK.
00:18:16
Speaker
Alright, so ordinarily I would just deal out cards based, you know, we're just gonna deal out cards based on We're gonna redo that so we're gonna deal out cards based on the vehicle So there's gonna be one for you guys and then one for him and then we'll redo it every time so He just went so he gets an eight over your three So he's gonna he's gonna try to take evasive maneuvers and see if he can't get behind you guys
00:18:37
Speaker
and shoot y'all. Oh, I'm on your six. 112. That means I'm on your six. Good. Oh, he aced. Are you gonna do it again?
00:18:54
Speaker
11 so he hits an 11 so as he as he gets around you he gets on your six and he shoots his He shoots his laser mechanics at you and before your shields can deploy the laser hits So he's going to roll some garbage. I think and then see what happens So yeah, this is fun to learn. I haven't done this before I'm gonna say is these guns are pretty good I'm gonna say they're too deep hands
00:19:21
Speaker
You only got a friggin five anyway. Hey, but I just got to see like a month ago So you passed your parry but Sally seems to be it just react Immediately and put the shields up to deflect that shot just as it gets gets underneath it secondary shields take hold And keeps your ship from getting damaged So it is now you guys this turn. What do you all want to do? Whatever you want
00:19:43
Speaker
I'm probably in like the front area trying to pilot as well to safely make sure we're not going to run into an asteroid or something. OK. Do you want to do some piloting? Yeah. All right, let's do some piloting. Spin us around. I want to shoot him. I wish the race had worked. Well, you got Benny still if you want to use him. Yeah, I'm going to use Benny.
00:20:12
Speaker
Oh, yeah, I guess he could have. Well, are you manning the guns, though? Only not right now, because he's behind us. I can have a spin around. OK, well, let me let me try a bunny and let's see what happens. I got five. Yeah. All right. Yeah. So you're doing a good job of like, well, what are you trying to do? So like there's not really a whole lot of asteroids. There is a little bit of space junk and debris around here. But the big threat is right there with you. So you're doing more like evasive stuff to try to get out of here. Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:40
Speaker
OK, so you got all the I've got all my tentacles working basically to to try and dodge and weave and and everything. So, OK. So, yeah, he's trying to keep up with you. So you guys are kind of like doing a little bit more of a vase of stuff. So he has to move out of his position now. So he's not as good of a position to shoot at you anymore. What are you doing? I just thought of something. We have like a hole where we could dispense our chunk.
00:21:10
Speaker
Sure, yeah, it's like a little trash chute. I was thinking I could get some trash and reproduce and try to throw it in front of his ship so he doesn't see it anymore. OK. You're out there in the no gravity zone. You want to kind of make like a garbage smoke screen. Yeah. So the team maybe flies off. Say at least fuck him up for a second. Yeah. Maybe.
00:21:38
Speaker
Uh, I don't know what to make that because, uh, you know what, uh, I'm going to go ahead and say that, uh, you have to do kind of some quick thinking with it and everything. So let's just make it be like, like in a, like an athletics or an agility check. See if you can like, you know, with the ship kind of zigging and zagging with, you know, see if you can kind of get it out there.
00:22:02
Speaker
You got a four, that's good enough. I didn't give you any penalties. So yeah, you managed to get some trash out. You know, like some banana peels and some old wrappers and cardboard boxes. You send it out into there. And you effectively throw out the trash in his direction, but it kind of like just starts dissipating very quickly. Right. Because it's space. Yeah. You don't know where up and down is. All right. And, Cal, what are you doing? Am I in line to shoot this son of a bitch?
Mars Patrol Evasion
00:22:32
Speaker
I would say that was Swillory's expert piloting. Well, I'd say expert, but you know amateur piloting that you're You're not in a good spot to shoot him, but he's also not in a good spot to shoot you so But you could but but I'd say if you ask Swillory she could probably get you in a decent spot to do it Point is at that son of a bitch Swillory. He's not that way with his bullshit
00:22:54
Speaker
You know, we have guns that could shoot behind us. Aw, shit, shoot the behind us guns. You gotta go man them. They're like little turrets. You gotta go use them. I ran over there and made it and I rolled an eight. It's a pretty good roll, but not quite enough to get past his defenses, unfortunately. Ah, fuck that guy. Yeah, I'm sorry. So yeah, his shield comes up and he says, yeah, you're not very good at this, are you? Hey, he's telling me he's an asshole.
00:23:23
Speaker
Sure, sure. If you please, what did we do to you, sir? I mean, we're just, we're just here flying along. There's no reason for you to start shooting us. I've been able to track your, you know what? I don't have to tell you, but I'm going to tell you anyway. I've been able to track your, your, your, your charted course. You're going to Mars. You're not allowed to go to Mars. Turn around. Did you call him an asshole yet? Who are you to tell us where we can go, sir?
00:23:52
Speaker
I'm like a guy, like a liaison for Mars. You're not allowed to go there. You can't go to Mars. It's illegal. You mean like you're a, you work for the Martian government? Yeah, sure. Let's call it that. That's not very convincing, sir. Do you have any, um, do you have any like, uh, uh, proof, like the badge or anything that your, your Martian
00:24:17
Speaker
Yeah. Why don't you drop your shields and I'll show you my proof. I'll shoot it at you through the gun that I have. Do you want to try to persuade them? You can, you can try to talk to them if you want. You have skills from that, right? I can, but because she gets tongue tied, I think it's a negative one. So you could do a, um, it gives her word minus one to intimidation, persuasion, and, uh, do you want to try persuasion?
00:24:42
Speaker
I'll try persuasion. It's not actually that bad for d4 minus three. Yeah. Still not good, but it didn't take the minus for some reason. That's okay. So you got a two.
00:24:54
Speaker
Well, it doesn't on the bigger one. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So anyway, so I, I'm, I'm attempting to persuade him, but not doing a very good job. All right. Well, that was her turn. Uh, but it's you guys's turn again. So you guys, what do you want to do next? Uh, East Rose? Well, no, no, uh, Cal, you said you want to do something. Uh, I'm talking up there. So I'm going to run up. I'm going to run there, I guess. Are you sure you're getting it off the gun? Yeah.
00:25:24
Speaker
All right. You got to talk on the comm still. Yeah. What do you want? Hey, first off, your asshole. I hear that set up here. And second off. Yeah, good one. Good one. Yeah, good line. That's so funny. What you said there. But I don't give a fuck about my ship. I'm going to I'm going to dump all my power into my laser blazer beam.
00:25:53
Speaker
I'm gonna, and I'm gonna blow you to shit. I'm gonna be floating in space, but as long as you're fucking dead, I don't care. I'll put out, I got a guy with a, I got a black card from his guy I work for. I can get anything I want. So you won't be a piece of slag out in space if you want to fuck off. Are you trying to intimidate him? Yeah. Okay, go ahead and roll it. All right, I'm gonna say, oh, you got a seven. We're still gonna figure out why he says crit check there. But he says,
00:26:20
Speaker
Yeah. Hey, you know, you know, once you just back off and just fight me with your little guns like I'm doing, why would you want to waste all that power? Just let's just all relax. I hate you. Just relax. Okay. No, go to bars, right? Well, I can't do that. Well, I mean, I can't do that. I mean, it's my job. I can't, you know, so what do I do here? Well, you just got your own little way there. You say you didn't see anybody out this way.
00:26:48
Speaker
and if anybody asked me, I came from the other side of Mars. Who works the other side of Mars? I'll tell him I saw that guy's ship and he didn't do shit. Yeah, Slithe does that. I don't do that side. Slithe does that side. Yeah, I'll tell him some guy named Slithe let me pass right through. Yeah, okay, yeah, tell Slithe. He sucks. All right. Yeah, I'm gonna go to space sheets. It'll take me a couple weeks. I'm pretty hungry. I should have started my track there before I got hungry, but that's okay.
00:27:15
Speaker
Be careful of the pickpockets when you're there, sir. Oh yeah, I'll do that. Hey, thanks guys for understanding, and so I was just trying to do my job. Hey, what's your name, bud? Uh, Billory. Oh, okay. Hey, if you ever talk about Mars while I'm out there, you know, my name's Cal Vilmer. I'd love to hang out with you after this. Oh cool, right. Cal Vilmer it was? Yeah.
00:27:42
Speaker
All right. Thank you. Also, I'm a, I'm a cat man. I'm a rack of Sean, just so you know who to look for. Any more descriptors you want to give me? That's really it. All right. Hey, thanks. Thanks for all that. And, uh, Hey, enjoy your stay on Mars. Remember slide is the bad one. Okay.
00:28:07
Speaker
Tell your friend who was talking to me that they talk real funny and they're not sounding very threatening over the comms. We don't usually let her talk to people, but it was just a sort of crazy situation where I was trying to shoot you from the back of the ship, so she had to do a talking. We've got this minotaur here, but I haven't really tasted his talking ability yet, so I don't know. You've got a minotaur there? That's cool. I've never seen one of those book pictures.
00:28:34
Speaker
Oh, you want to come over to see him right now? Oh, man, I totally would.
00:28:39
Speaker
Oh, I'm going to try and persuade him. It's really cool. Just, uh, we'll, uh, connect our ships to a little walkway, walkway there. All right. I'm going to, if you're going to try to persuade him, I'm going to have him like actively fight against your persuasion. Um, I'm just going to give him, I'm just going to give him spirit. So I'm just going to have him, um, I'm going to say he probably got like a standard D six and spirit. Oh, so you got to attend to your three.
00:29:08
Speaker
Uh, yeah, hey, you know what? Um, I'm good. Uh, yeah, I heard they're pretty vicious and, um, a little more animalistic than human, which humans kind of suck anyway. So I'm just going to go ahead and peace out to the, uh, to the sheets. It's only take me a couple of days to get there, I guess, if I use my hyper engine. So I'm just going to do that. All right, guys, peace out. All right. All right. Cool. See you later, dude.
00:29:33
Speaker
He just see him like his his ship like starts to flicker a bit just cuz I just like disappears like out into the cosmos That's so cool Wow you guys have such potty mouths I'll punch him if I see it
00:30:00
Speaker
You said the F word like three times already, Sally. I want to hear it. Get us some Mars. I was just making an observation that you have potty mouths. I didn't say I didn't. I'm not a potty mouth, so I'm on octopus. Yeah, that's true. Do you need your cherry moistened? Are you good? No, I think I'm going to take a take an hour in the tank for now.
00:30:27
Speaker
All right, setting course for Mars. All right, so let's say it's been like another week in a couple of days. What do you guys want to do with your last leg of your trip? I want to grab a stick or something like that and play with a swirly. What? I'm sorry, what are you doing? I'm taking a stick and playing in the aquarium with her. You're going to put a stick in the aquarium with swirly? Yeah, and play with her.
00:30:57
Speaker
Um, well, I usually, I'm trying to, I just, I, I was taking a nap, you know, I took a sleep. Um, uh, well, this is, I know that this seems waiting. Um, yeah, I'm just gonna crawl.
00:31:22
Speaker
We've got some important work coming soon. I'm going to brush up my skills over here. While you do that, I'm just going to take a moment with your tablet and do some research on...
00:31:41
Speaker
I mean, I stayed in the chair over here. Draw your little claws off. Do a little research on what skill would we even need for what we're about to do? I don't know. Is anything in there about digging holes? Oh, I want to research the language, the Martian language.
00:32:10
Speaker
Okay. What, what, what's people talk on? What kind of people talk on Mars? What do you talk like? Hey, uh, Eastro, you know, we got off and we're on full. You're a pretty funny guy. You seem like a pre-worker too. I had a, uh, wrong first impression of you two. Yeah, it's cool. We should, uh, we're both big dudes. We should, instead of like fighting against each other, we should like, you know, combine our strengths together. Yeah. All right. Cool. Well, practicing never hurts.
00:32:39
Speaker
man i was laughing at the stick thing because i was imagining on the office when will ferrell won sandy to drink the soap they drink the soap entertain me um all right so you're you're you want to roll your thing against um swillory for your
00:32:56
Speaker
Well I don't know because one of my edges is linguist. So would I roll jack of all trades to get the native language skill? Because I don't know Martian. I guess linguist just basically means I know other languages.
00:33:14
Speaker
Well, yeah, you have to pick the three that you want. So, I mean, I can't imagine you would know Martian, but you might know some more Terran based creatures like, you know, Aquarian or, you know, I'll fill that out later. Hopefully that linguist. Yeah, you could roll that again if you want to like add to your like, if you want to do that, like, you know, to see. Well, I want to I want to get rid of the pilot skill. I want to use Jack of all trades to get rid of the pipe. Well, I don't know. Is native language my native language?
00:33:44
Speaker
Well, probably plus your other ones that you picked. I think you get a D3. The languages you get to pick from. So then how would I learn Martian? Well, I mean, I don't think you're going to pick it up all the way, but like you can do your Jack of all trades and just, you know, you already have a skill in language. I don't know if you can get another one because it's not a skill. It's an edge. Oh, right. Right. Then the best thing that you would probably do maybe is to do like
00:34:15
Speaker
I don't know, like native language is a skill. So you could, you could maybe be like, oh, I'm going to focus on the native language of the blood of lies. Maybe that's what we can do. Okay. Then yeah, I want to, I want to try and roll for native language and get rid of piloting. Okay. I only do one at a time. Oh God. Oh no. But that means I failed. So I also lost piloting. So you forgot it all. Oh shoot.
00:34:43
Speaker
Did you have any more bennies left? You could roll again if you want. Uh, I think I did. Yeah, I think I had two left. If I need to, to my gear and to my inventory. Yeah. So you got a seven. Um, so that is not exactly a race. You got a D four in native language. Okay.
00:35:04
Speaker
Good Jerb. All right. What are you two other knuckleheads doing for the next couple of days to get to Mars? I'm just thinking about if I ever see biliary on Mars, I'm going to just all things I could do to him. You could do to him? Yeah. Not in a sexual or good way for him. Seems as we could make a play together. All right. So you guys just spend the next couple of days bonding over beating up biliary. Yeah.
00:35:36
Speaker
OK, that's OK. So you hear boop, boop, beep, boop, boop, blomp. We're here down below the red planet Mars. And you guys see the red planet Mars. Ah, cool. They got any, like, places designated for landing? We can land it down there.
00:35:55
Speaker
I'm getting a little bit of interference. It almost seems like we're not supposed to go there. I'm getting a lot of Go back turn back signals. So I'm not getting a good descriptor. I'm not supposed to go Yeah See if can you try and punch through see if anybody we can get in touch with do a little boo boo boo Yeah, why don't you go ahead and make a science roll so you can do that
00:36:25
Speaker
doing it all people. I'm skilled. Zero. Oh, I'm having a hard time getting through the buttons you're pushing in the dials you turn and it's not doing the trick. I get that response a lot. All right, we'll just take her down, I guess. All right. Do you want to follow the first crystal that's on my map? Oh, yeah, let's do that. Sounds like a good idea.
00:36:55
Speaker
All right, the blue, blue, blue going to the charged crystal and buckle in. It's going to be a bumpy entry. All right. Well, we know, well, we know you don't need one Easter. So just sit tight. Yeah. Now just hold on to something. All right. Uh, he's just go ahead and make me another, uh, athletics role.
00:37:20
Speaker
Boy, you really roll low when it counts, huh? Yeah, I already knew something for that.
00:37:27
Speaker
Alright, did you use your Benny? Yeah. Alright, so you got a four. So once again, you just barely do it and you get slammed back onto the beaver. But the opposite direction this time, because you're going down instead of up. And he says, hang on, we're almost there. And you guys kind of get in the entry, you get into the atmosphere, you see the clouds, the ship goes in the jet mode.
00:37:53
Speaker
And Sally SS Sally kind of bolt some kind of a little bit of a ways off to the west.
Confrontation with Winged Humanoids
00:38:01
Speaker
And you guys can see as you guys look out that like, like, you're still pretty high up in the sky, but you can see there are like little
00:38:08
Speaker
every so many probably like every so many like 10 or 15 miles or so you can see that like as you guys are getting lower in you can see that there are like different little mini settlements and stuff where there's little air pockets and stuff you can see them being generated they have like a glisten when the sun's out and and as you guys are heading towards the crystal you hear another boop boop boop boop bad things are coming bad things are coming look out what do you guys do or curse bad things
00:38:38
Speaker
I'm going to take her in lower to the ground. All right. So you're taking manual control. Yeah, I'm trying like a ride close to the ground. You fly close to the ground as you do that. You see kind of catching up to you guys at like ridiculous speeds. You see like these winged humanoids that have like these jet packs on the in between their wings that are keeping pace with your ship. And they're looking over at you and they have like these like
00:39:06
Speaker
these, um, when I described it, like big, uh, like morning stars in their hands and they're like, looking over at you. And one of them, one of them kind of like starts pointing towards the ground. Like they're telling you to land and they have like this very bronze skin and very sharp features and white eyes. Um, and they're pointing at the ground telling you, trying to tell you to land. I'm like, Oh, you want me to land? You're going to come hit my ship with a club. All right. Okay. Yeah, we'll go. All right. That's my smile. I give him a thumbs up. Yeah. Okay. You're not as well.
00:39:36
Speaker
All right, take her down. You take her down and you have a little bit of a rough landing. And as you as you land, you see these two like angelic looking creatures with these big white wings and like kind of like these like golden jumpsuits hovering above your above your spacecraft with their wings and their jet packs turn off. And they're just looking at you guys to the windshield waiting for you guys to come out.
00:40:06
Speaker
They don't wave back You some clocking Just pluck some feathers here. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's got there Yeah, might I remind you do not open the door without putting on your gear. There's no atmosphere windows ended. Oh, yeah Should we should have found a safe place?
00:40:27
Speaker
Yeah, otherwise this adventure would have been over before it started. Yeah All right Go back to a window and like give to assign it it'll take a couple of seconds Swillory what are you doing? I'm gonna get in my little
00:40:49
Speaker
hamster ball and now that I think about it I should have requested it to be like a little rover so I could have controls but I didn't so it's literally a hamster ball so Cal is gonna have to carry me. You know what do you want to do a science roll to see if you can modify you had would have modified it over your trip to see if you could make it kind of have like little gizmos in there? Yeah. Do you want to see if you want to do that? I have a lot of robots in the ship and turn into part of a car.
00:41:14
Speaker
Yeah, I'd say if you get your standard four, you got a six. That's good. That's good enough. Like it's nothing spectacular. It doesn't have like guns and shit on it. But like, you know, you have like you essentially controls. I can drive it around sort of. Yeah. Like you essentially put like a little hover seat in there that like rolls around you. So like you don't like get rolled around with the ball. OK, so I can control it. Excellent. That's like little little joysticks in it that you kind of rigged from, you know, other pieces that were left behind when the guys were building it. OK, good. And I'm good.
00:41:42
Speaker
be really cool so if you would have like a little mech with like legs and feet
00:41:53
Speaker
One of those one of the creatures one of those humanoids comes over and like like get a little tap on the glass Pink pink pink with their with their morning star of the I'm gonna pink back with my little tentacle On the windshield they're thinking on the windshield I Pulled my gun on my holster. I pointed like I like everybody put my hand up like I'm just gonna hold us out But I'm not gonna shoot you in the head with it unless you try to do something funny
00:42:18
Speaker
they keep tapping ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting
00:42:40
Speaker
And east roasters was customized that there's little horn slots so your horns can come out. Mm-hmm So you can do that and then swillery's bubble little her little her little Rollerball or hoverball like also has like little air pockets in there that like breeze those bags in there for her to breathe Don't let them pop your bubble Rule number one. Yeah Okay, let's get out there Sally lower the ramp
00:43:09
Speaker
Blaring the ramp. You pressurize the cabin and all that. Boop, boop, boop, bloop. So who wants to talk with them first? Well, if you don't know, I mean, Swoolery, she can't talk to nobody for shit, so... What? I don't know what you're meaning. I talk perfectly. I couldn't have asked for a better disabled than that right there, so... I mean, if you don't mind there, Eastros, I like to give these guys a piece of my mind if they try and... Sure.
00:43:39
Speaker
Go ahead. Click, clack, click, clack. We lock down this ramp. All right. And one of them, like, like super, Superman landing, superhero landing right beside you guys in front of you guys as you land. And they start talking to you and they, they sound like, like, that's like humming voices, like.
00:44:03
Speaker
I can't understand that. You don't. It's not it's not a language that you that you that you studied. It's not Martian. Great. Maybe guys. Wonderful. You speak English. Or Rakeshani.
00:44:24
Speaker
And like one of them, the other one, there's a male and a female looking one. And the female kind of reaches into this little like, this little satchel that she has kind of like hanging off her left leg. It's like a fanny pack, but it hangs to the side and she reaches in and she pulls out like these three little like, there's like these little, I guess the only way to describe them is like a little square microchips, but I guess not so micro, but you can see them. They look about the size of a processor and a computer.
00:44:49
Speaker
Um, and she points to, she points to her chest and you can see one in her chest. Um, it looks like it's like strapped in there. Uh, and she, she flies it over and she places it, you know, she holds them out towards you, uh, East Rose, like for you to take them and she places them in your hand and she backs away. And again, she points to her chest, uh, where the, uh, like the top of her chest where like her collarbone is right below it. And she points to the one that's in her chest and try to signal for you to do the same.
00:45:18
Speaker
How about you tried first, Carl? All right, I'll put this weird fucking gizmo on my belly here, on my chest here. It clamps on immediately. It feels like what you've probably done to people were like, when you're kneading something and you dig your claws in like a cat does when they're kneading your leg. But they just like, shink right in. It just feels like a bunch of little daggers like grips a hold you. And like, your hand is grabbing you. God, it gave me a stinging thing. Ah, it's like it's pricking me. Be patient.
00:45:48
Speaker
I can understand them now. I think Your friends put them on I Imagine she probably has like a little like a little receptacle that she could send out you could put like some stuff in Put my own to
00:46:13
Speaker
Okay, I put in her little drawer she sucks it back in I guess into the machine Yeah, and I'll put it on like the side of my head sack Little little squeeze like it like a baby kitten just like digging their nails and They say are they working you understand us now I understand you know, yeah The universal translators are working perfectly as per usual
00:46:42
Speaker
Great perfect. Why are you here? I? Just got some work. We got to do a Fellow, we know he's got some equipment. He left on the planet here and he needs us to pick up. Is that right? Yeah. Yes What sort of? equipment are you seeking? I'm sorry, we're looking for crystals I
00:47:11
Speaker
And the girl, the girl looks over to the female, looks over to the male. What did she say? I think she said. Yeah, I think you translate her a little busted. She said, uh, she said, uh, crystals, just some crystals. He needs it for a microscope or something. I don't know. Where are these crystals? That's the question. You know, we just got, we got, we're tracking them down by, uh, to find them. Yeah, we're just looking for them.
00:47:40
Speaker
We kind of got interrupted there. We are also looking for them. That's pretty, uh, pretty weird. Who do you work for? Who do you work for? Who do you work for? Who do you all work for? I've got one better for you. Why do you work for? Why do you live? We...
00:48:06
Speaker
are an elite group of beings here to make this planet habitable in our own. I rolled my eyes. That's great. Well, where we come from a rolling of the eye sockets is an aggressive act. Oh, sorry. It's more disrespectful when I'm from. So let's take it for what it is, I guess.
00:48:36
Speaker
Noted. We feel disrespected. Okay, good. Well, I feel like you probably don't want this on your planet, Dennis. It's not meant for your planet, so we'll get those things off there. It'll be a cleaner environment for you. We sense their great power here, and we wish to retrieve them for our own. If you will lead us to them, we will spare your lives and let you be on your way. That's what it is, huh? How about...
00:49:05
Speaker
We search them together, because working together always goes faster, and then you'll see what we do with the crystals. We know they're rough locations, but we know not how to get them, as we fear they are deep under the ground. And we have a team working as we speak, but it is quite the slow process. Oh, that's unfortunate.
00:49:31
Speaker
Well, here's the thing.
Negotiations with Native Beings
00:49:32
Speaker
It's kind of someone else's property. This guy we worked for, his name's Wheeler Industries. They're really looking for house. So, yeah, it's not really yours to take. So, sorry. Are they yours? No, but they're the guy we work for. So, yeah. Are you familiar with the universal phrase, finders keepers?
00:50:00
Speaker
Yes, and losers are weepers All throughout the galaxy everyone I actually hadn't heard that last part That's unfortunate. Well, yes, we shall use it. Well, yes, absolutely. We will So, you know, I why don't you tell us a little bit more about your operate what you guys could go on your elite your elite beings what's What's all this about?
00:50:32
Speaker
That is not for us to explain any further as we are here to commandeer your ship and any equipment you have. We need to get this operation done with so that we can terraform this planet properly. Why do you have a weird aquatic creature in a ball? Why do you have things?
00:50:57
Speaker
You're weird. You got wings. It's just how she is. It's what she is, all right? You got wings. I'm a cat. He's a Minotaur. She's a little octopus in a bar. So what? You're quite strange beings. We've never seen anything like these before. You ever seen the booger people in the world? I know not what booger people are, but we've seen plenty of people. There's all kind of weird people in this world, you know? Just accept it, you know, to be tolerant. A lot of people's cultures.
00:51:28
Speaker
I wish not to have an argument any further. Surrender your weapon, surrender your ship, surrender any equipment that you have, or you will lose your life this day. I have a bad idea. How about you just fuck off? Oh, is that right? I don't know what fuck off means, but it sounds aggressive.
00:51:48
Speaker
That's because of this. Hey, buddy, why don't you put that mace down? I'll put my gun down and we'll just hash this thing out hand to hand, man to man. How's that sound to you? How about I just come and strike you? And the two immediately just fly toward you guys to attack you? I shoot them. All right. We got to do an initial talk. Initial talk.
00:52:13
Speaker
All right, Swilly, we got a queen Easter. She got to know now you got a cow. You got a 10. These guys can also got a 10, but they got a 10 of spades. They go before count. Swilly, you're up. Um, well, uh, I'm just gonna wave by, uh, tentacles in my bubble and maybe I put like a light on it or a whore and just try and taunt them and distract them. Okay. Roll your taunt roll.
00:52:43
Speaker
I think I have to have them roll to resist your taunt, I think. So give them a spirit roll. You got a seven on your taunt, it's pretty good. When are you taunting, the male or the female? Well, they certainly did resist it, so. Which one is less dangerous looking? They both look equally dangerous, equally powerful. They're both wielding the same weapons. Trying to trap them in sexist answer, huh?
00:53:09
Speaker
I'm not gonna go for the heavier one. I'm a pacifist. So well, I mean if I'm being honest the girl is clearly smaller No, no, no, they're about the same size just what is closer to me So, what are you gonna say how you taunting them
00:53:31
Speaker
I'm just gonna be waving my tentacles, beeping my little horn, driving around in circles, and be like, oh, look at me, look at me, look at me, I don't know what you're doing, look at me. The one stops for a second, the male stops for a second and covers his ears and goes, my god, shut up, oh my god. And hopefully that'll give my compatriots an opening.
00:53:58
Speaker
Well, what you did was a hindrance. I forget what they call that. It's either an aid or we'll just call it an interference, because that's something we used before. But so what does it gives them a minus one to their next straight roll? OK. If you had gotten a raise, you would have given them a minus two. At least that's how I think it works. So that's how I'm going to do it. If they roll two and she rolls seven, isn't it a raise? Well,
00:54:24
Speaker
Actually, that's a good point. I don't know if you can raise on skill checks, but you know what? You did so well, yeah. I mean, skill checks are tests. I don't know if you can raise on tests, but you know what? Let's just say for sake of expediency that you can. So actually I take it back. You did get a raise. Yay. So mine is two on there. For both of them or just her? Just for him, the one that you taunted. Okay.
00:54:50
Speaker
Uh, also, yeah, remind me to look that up afterwards. Cause I don't remember how that works. Um, all right. So, uh, yeah, so you successfully taunted this fool. Um, and it's their turn now since they got a 10 of spades. Um, and I'm going to say the gal, uh, who was not listening to your taunting and beeping and whooping, uh, goes right after the loud mouth kitty cat that was, uh, that was talking shit. Um, and they're flying. So they're, they're very, wouldn't you know, so they're very quick and they're going to do like a drive by whacking on you.
00:55:25
Speaker
I got a five repair. So I guess so. All right, that hits. So I'm going to be my toughness lady. I don't whack me off just yet. So they roll the two on their D 10 plus.
00:55:48
Speaker
Oh yeah, they definitely did. What's your confidence in 11? Yeah, they didn't get you. They whiff. They whiff as they soar back up a little bit higher into the sky. And they yell. They start yelling angry things. But since they get a little farther away, it's hard to hear. The male clearly distracted is going to actually
00:56:07
Speaker
He's looking like from Swillory to Cal and he's like unsure of what to do and at this point he says, ah screw it, and he goes over and tries to whack Eastros.
Victory Over the Angelic Creatures
00:56:18
Speaker
Just because he wants to get away from all the loud squiggling and hooting from the Dr. Puss. Try to do some backing.
00:56:28
Speaker
Well, they roll the one with their minus two debility from the taunting and they whiff real hard. They riff real hard as they swing past you. So it is now your turn, Cal. All right, I'm going to look up at the lady flying up in the air. I'm going to try and shoot her. It's a real butt hole. All right, go ahead and do a shoot. Five. A five is not enough to do it, my friend. Focus.
00:56:55
Speaker
Also, oh actually no I take it back it is so fighting is a shooting is a little different So shooting then the target number to get is a four, but you have to go against certain negative deep negative effects That can give you like negatives to your shooting. So a shooting is always a four as far as I know Unless you're doing like certain space battles and stuff
00:57:17
Speaker
uh so actually no you do hit and i didn't give you any um minuses that time because i forgot so you hit fuck yeah daddy so i'm gonna roll my glock damage eight oh Jesus Christ so you got a 2d6 and you aced on two of your sixes that you rolled so you aced twice so you got 12 plus four plus two plus your seven
00:57:43
Speaker
Holy shit, that's 25 fuck. Yeah, dude you slight. There's no way like her toughness. They have a lot of mess so top of her head even so yeah, they Let's see their toughness would be so a raise would be
00:58:01
Speaker
Oh yeah, yeah, you wounded her twice. She's down. Yep. She's down. Yeah. You shoot her right out of the sky and she falls with like a loud into the dirt. So down, but not dead as I was saying, or she's down. Oh no, you killed her. Yeah, she did. No, you fucking slayed her, dude. Holy shit. That was a hell of a roll. As a drop of blood lands on my little bubble head, I'm like, ah, I start purging.
00:58:30
Speaker
Oh my God. All right. Uh, Eastros, you're up. Uh, I'll charge at the male one with my horns. Okay. All right. So that's in a hat though. Well, no, they were, they were that the horse could stick out. So yeah. So go ahead and roll your fighting roll.
00:58:57
Speaker
You just hit their, you just hit their parry. You just wait. Um, so go ahead and, uh, roll your damage for your horns. I forgot to put on some of my weapons list. Well, what's your clause? Just use that for now. We'll come back to it later. It's one D four plus my strength. All right. Well, go ahead and do that. We'll, we'll fill it in later.
00:59:19
Speaker
Oh my gosh. I can't believe you rolled so fucking high in your queue. One d4 plus my strength. That's a d8. Yeah, so roll your d8. So you got seven. I'm sorry to say, but even though- And I'm charging for her horns. It's a plus four damage. Is it a plus four damage? E. Well, I mean, you can't really charge because like- Depends if I'll farm each other way.
00:59:44
Speaker
Right. You can't really charge because they just were in melee range with you. And they they biffed way harder than the other one did. The other one flew off, but the other one just tried to hit you and missed. Can I use an action to go far away from and then charge him? You you have to announce that before you do anything. But I'll say for this one, since you're still learning it, sure. But they're going to get a chance to hit you again because you're leaving their space. Oh, OK.
01:00:10
Speaker
Yeah, so if you want to do that, you know, let's just say no, because I think that, you know, we should just keep it the way it is. You didn't manage that you managed to get your horns near them, but they managed to grab a hold. So now you guys are in a tussle. So you didn't do any damage to them, because you didn't quite hit their toughness. But but now you guys are in like a grapple, because like they had to drop their mace to hold on to your horns. Okay.
01:00:34
Speaker
So, well, I wouldn't say they drop their mace. They haven't turned sideways to like block your horns from like skewing their guts. All right. So, back to the top. Swillory got a 10. Estras got a 5. Cal got a king. And these guys got an 8. So, Cal, you up. What are you going to do? Again, if you want to do multiple actions, you have to announce it before you do it.
01:01:02
Speaker
I'm just gonna fuck he's got like fucking let's say his head right in his arms He is a little bit closer to you because you didn't really say that you moved so you're like more so near You know near estrus who's currently grappling or test tussling with this person So like your gun wouldn't be really effective unless you walk unless you make distance I'm gonna hope that he's just he's he's tussling with him So I'm gonna walk up and try and like shoot him right in the fucking like side of the head. I
01:01:31
Speaker
He just he just gravities versus whores. I'm gonna maybe do a little jog over there All right, do it because you're in close range and they're tussling you can do that, but I'll give you a minus two to your roll. Okay So you still your target number still a four Damn I added it. Oh, you added in it didn't add it but yes, I'd be six. Oh
01:01:53
Speaker
Yeah, that's still enough. That's still enough. You did eight damage. Yeah. So you, you, you shucker, uh, are you shook him? Um, so you shook him and like, like, like the shot rang, like he moved his head just in time and it kind of like rings in his ears. You can see he's really disoriented.
01:02:15
Speaker
Uh, these guys have bubbles on their heads or, uh, no, no, they're, they're atmospherically. Okay. Yep. They're fine. Um, swillery you're up. Uh, so Justin or, um, Cal is shooting. Well, just shot. Yeah. And that I distracted. Yep. Yeah. That's, that's a way that's out now. I think now that now that he got a turn.
01:02:40
Speaker
All right, no, I think it goes until his turn. When it's his turn, it'll be gone, but he can't do any actions till it's his turn anyway. So it looks pretty much like Cal and Istros can wrap this up. Sure, if that's the assumption that Swallowe would make.
01:03:00
Speaker
I mean, she's a pacifist. She's not going to. Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to go attacking. I'm just going to back back up, turn my my lights and my horns off and just sort of drive over to park by the ramp until they're done. You have like little like police strobe lights or whatever on your little ball to come out. Yep. I'm just going to turn everything off. Go park by the ship and keep my back turned to the combat. Hey, hey, did you maybe want to investigate a body while they were fighting?
01:03:29
Speaker
You have investigation I guess I have little like robot hands probably that I could pick through the body I'd say if nothing else you have like little like like little hazmat gloves that like a little a couple of your tendrils can fit through that you can probably like They're like little socks that just hang off it that you can reach through and fill it like Little collapses from one of the robot And this comes with the plus two, okay
01:03:56
Speaker
Yeah, seven Yeah, so while these guys are testing with them you actually noticed that on these on this person's body that like fell a ways away from them from the fight That they have like these little Like these little I really know how to describe it. They're like these little kind of hooks under their nose They're like they're like that almost looks like it almost looks like
01:04:23
Speaker
Like, you know, there's breathing things that like you put on people who have trouble breathing, like in hospitals, but without like the strap or the, you know, the, um, Oh, like I know. Yeah. It's like, it's all, they're almost like little nose plugs, but they don't plug the whole nose. They, they're just like little apparatuses that kind of hook like up into the, into the, into the septum. Um, and, uh, this person has one on it and you've never seen anything like that before.
01:04:48
Speaker
Is it like, is it like a legitimate piercing or can I just easily kind of pull it out of their nose? I mean, it's hooked in there, but it's not like, it's not like fully pierced through, but like you could, you could take it out. You could, I mean, they're dead. They ain't going to feel it. Right. But I don't want to get like super messy here. All right. I don't want to rip somebody's nose piercing out of their nose. Sure. But yeah, but you can rip it out if you want. It'll be easy enough. They're dead. I'm going to.
01:05:15
Speaker
Pull that out. They have anything else pat down the body? Anything else interesting? The only thing else that they have on them is just their weapon, this particular one.
01:05:24
Speaker
Oh, no, that's a tool of violence. I don't want to take that. Of course. I'll just take the nose thing. All right. One nose nose things. OK, so Cal, you went, Swillory, you went. It is this guy's turn. He is going to try to, very stupidly, try to out-strength you in this contest. They don't have good strength, so we're going to do a strength off, Istress.
01:05:55
Speaker
So you roll your strength and I'll roll theirs. Okay. Well, do you want to go ahead and roll it anyway? Just for funsies, right? You got a five. They got a one. So yeah, they try to push you back so they can swing at you, but all they can do is manage to push. Nothing is they're like, they pick their feet off the ground. They're flapping the wings really hard. He's trying to push you. What I was doing is giving you a nice breeze on your, on your, um, uh, that makes it your turn.
01:06:24
Speaker
Okay. Um, I want to do two attacks. All right. So it'll be a minus two to each to each. Okay. Yep. To each. It's a weird role, but that's how they wrote it. But that means you also get to attacks that round. So, all right. So go ahead and do it to do your fight. Roll number one and see what happens. And then we'll add the minus two after. So don't worry about doing it right away.
01:06:54
Speaker
Okay, I got them both. All right, so... Well, I only see the one fighting. Oh, there it is. Oh, my God. I wanted a 19. So the one, you got a 2, you got a 4 minus 2, so that's a miss. But the second one, you got a 19 minus 2, so that's a 17. That's definitely a hit. So you get a bonus die on your damage when you roll your claw damage because you aced, or because you raised, excuse me. Keep forgetting those words aren't the same.
01:07:22
Speaker
So you got a 13 plus one and plus a d6 1456. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're dead. What do you do? So what I wanted to do is I wish you would knock them out. That's what I try to push me again. That was this hand still my horns.
01:07:42
Speaker
Uh, no, like, yeah, kind of like they were on your head. They were like trying to like block your horns with, with their mates. And I try to like, uh, use my class to both impale them into his party from the bottom. Yeah. Well, you certainly do that with, uh, with that amount of damage. Sure. Um, yeah. So, um, are you going to King shark it and rip them in half or just pull them out? Class or a button, then I lift them up into the air and throw him to the side to the other corpse. Oh my gosh.
01:08:11
Speaker
Yeah, and now you are all out of combat. You have slain these two angelic looking creatures as they lay in a pile of blood right next to each other after Easter throws them. What are you guys? I think we should be those less rolly suckers. Let's get out of here. I'm going to search the second body real quick to see if they also have like a nose plug or anything like that.
01:08:38
Speaker
They do. They have one in the same spot. It looks exactly the same. Do I find anything else? Yes, sir. As you reach through, you find kind of strapped around, they have a similar little pouch inside of that. It looks like a little two-way radio, at least to your knowledge. It's a little bit more futuristic looking. It's a little bit more abstract, but it looks very much got a little antenna on it. It looks almost like a little walkie-talkie.
01:09:08
Speaker
We'll take that take that too. Yeah, put in your little in your little receptacle Yeah, like we'll look it all over once we get inside your refrigerator ready Maces to
01:09:26
Speaker
Yeah, got some maces. Yeah. And so that's pretty much all they had on them. And they're just no, no money. So so go ahead. Let's go into the vehicle we have in our ship and try to look for those crystals.
01:09:50
Speaker
I don't think we're close to where we're still at. Ace, uh, shit. Ellis goes outside, goes outside the ship. Hey, uh, S.S. Sally, where's, uh, we, we, uh, close enough to the, how close were they, Chris? Were they gonna fly a little ways or what? Wow. That was a crazy battle. I was biting my metaphorical nails this whole time. Oh my God. Great. Cool. Yeah.
01:10:14
Speaker
We have a ways to go before we get to the crystals. But thank God you didn't get there before they stopped you. Why did we get here if we weren't near the crystals? Ah, so we can kill those guys. That's why we stopped. Yeah. Because they turned us to land. Oh, actually, hey, Easter, can you go drag your bodies in here? We probably don't want to leave evidence lying around. Good idea. I'll do that. Yeah. Hey, Sally. You got any, you have any signal jamming shit you can do if these people are tracking us?
01:10:44
Speaker
Anything good? We should ask Ferris. Put that on there. Anything like that? Are you talking to Swillory? Yeah, no, Sally. No, he said Sally. Oh, Sally. Oh, sorry. I thought you said Swillory. My bad. No, I don't. Sorry. That's all right. Maybe the octopus can do it. She seems smart. Stick her around while we're flying back over there next to the place.
01:11:10
Speaker
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01:11:35
Speaker
So as Swillory tinkers with the machine and with the controls and puts a jamming signal in so you're harder to be tracked, we see Istros dragging the lifeless bodies of two seemingly looking angelic creatures leaving a blood trail up your ramp. Cleaning them a lot. The next time you cry I'll fry those things and eat them. Are you wanting some human? Eat or birth people?
01:12:05
Speaker
We could try and eat them. Some fried wings, yeah. Oh yeah. All right. Enjoy. I ain't too proud to eat some people. We fade, we, we, the camera pans away outward towards the atmosphere from this spaceship as we hear the last words of our favorite rakashaun man saying, I ain't too, I ain't too proud to try some people.
01:13:45
Speaker
You still look good already.