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E09: Late Night Date
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A break in your regular scheduled programming… today’s “episode” is short, light, and for sure a little strange.
Enjoy our late-night speed date with each other because we forgot to record a serious episode.
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Transcript
Late-night Rapid Fire intro
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I really want sip, so can we- Okay, yeah. Cheers. Really loud.
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This is the ah late night edition of Rapid Fire Questions. Dad went to bed, so it's date with ourselves. It's slumber party date, face mask on, PJs glass of Chablis.
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Normally, I'm a red girl, but- This is a this's night what's available to us. Tonight, we're Chablian.
Revisiting the 3000 questions book
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But, in good old date fashion- We're going hit up that trusty dandy 3000 question word again. Say something else.
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Say something We're going to run back the 3000 questions book and just ask ourselves some of the ones that our dad deemed...
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not funny, inappropriate, ridiculous, and why the fuck would that be in a book? Yeah. I think that's pretty much what he said. Which sounded right up our alley, so. Yeah. So here we're just gonna, we're just gonna roll with it.
Favorites and fears discussion
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What is your favorite song beginning with the letter I? why does it have to begin with I? That's one of the questions. Um, my mind's going to Ichabod Crane.
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Which is in the song. That's the headless horse. I can hear the bells. Here's where I am. Round one. He'll ask me on a date. And then round two. I'll frimp but no be late. Because round three is when we kiss inside his car.
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What's the scariest insect you can think of? The scariest insect I can think of? Yeah. Like most of them. um Honestly, i don't know if this counts as insect, but a hermit crab outside of its shell Like a really hard spider.
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like oh I think about... like but But when they're outside of their shell, they're not hard. But like a soft spider, that. I don't know. Just a hermit crab outside of its shell is my answer for that question. Okay.
Celebrity dislike and past experiences
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yeah I just have to do one more. Yeah, sure. What celebrity makes you want to scream, in parentheses, in a bad way? Um, there's only one answer to that question. One, two, three, Joey King. Great.
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Have you ever sailed a boat? Yes, actually. Where and when? Um, I used to, I used to sail like, just like a sunfish, like nothing crazy. Um, at summer camp.
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That was last time I did it, I think. I think so. Maybe like on a, no, I think summer camp. And then i one time drove my friend's dad's boat and I almost broke it. So other than,
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a That's not, if you're driving it, you're not sailing. Oh, so no. Well, we sailed in the vineyard, but I didn't sail. up but I just pulled up the road. The answer is no. I sailed a sunfish. The answer is yes. Okay. Next question.
Drama and fame debate
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Who is the most drama-filled person you know and what do they do? The most drama-filled person I know to in this room? I don't know. However you want to answer that.
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I feel like everyone who I'm really close with is dramatic in their own ways. have... i have sisters who are extremely dramatic in different ways.
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And I also have friends who are very dramatic in different ways. and then I'm also dramatic in specific ways, I think. Drama's fun. Drama's fun. Yeah, got to keep people on their toes. What's the most unusual conversation you've ever had? and why is it this?
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Oh.
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Had a lot of those. Um...
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Probably explaining the goats to people that I've met for the first time. And like when I casually slip it in that like we own goats and that they got brutally murdered. i think that is always a little jarring. I think the most unusual usually comes from me. going to need to think about that because I'm sure it will come to me because it had a videoll have a good answer.
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But also I don't always like remember all of them. So it's tough. Oh, this is an interesting question. If you could have fame, but no control over your career, would you still want to be famous? no control over it like someone else would have to tell me like where to go where to be that's how I interpret it yeah yeah no I don't think so I think the good part of fame is you have authority maybe not autonomy but you can decide if you go on tour and where you want to go and stuff like that so no I don't I don't like I also think the perk of or the worst part about being famous is when other people control like what you do what you post what you wear so
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think it's interesting. Fame's not all it's cracked up today. Here's a new one.
Mistakes with grave consequences
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What would you do if you made a mistake and as a result, somebody died? That's not a question!
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I can't with this book. Can you pick one? um If that happened, I'd go to the authorities. Like, what do you mean? But, like, would you be able to get over it, I guess? Probably not.
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But it depends. It depends. If I, like, if it was self-defense, I'd probably over But like you made a mistake. That's like you fucked up. Oh no. one Yeah know. You're done. You're done for it.
Nostalgia and TV family choices
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When you were a kid did you have any posters on your wall if so of what? I honestly only had one poster that I can remember and it was Manny Ramirez on the Red Sox. That's epic.
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I wonder that because didn't really like see your b room or I don't remember it when you were yeah It was like all pink with a canopy bed and Manny frickin' Ramirez. I remember your canopy bed because was super jealous of it because I was sleeping in a crib.
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all I ever wanted was a canopy bed. And I got one. and It was amazing. Well, I realize slept in canopy bed when I was four and that's why I'm short. Do desperate times call for desperate mentors? Yes, absolutely. Absolutely.
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No further comment. 100% they What TV sitcom family, old or new, would you have liked to be a member of? Family or like friend? Family. Family.
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Modern Family, probably, but I'm trying to think, like, I don't know if What are the other options? Like, Brady Bunch? No, but, like, which family within Modern Family is more what I'm thinking of. Oh. That's a good one. But, okay, never watched Brady Bunch.
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Um... Not too early that was like, why? Full House. Yeah, Full House. Like, eh. Like, I think Modern Family is easy answer. Like, did you ever watch, like, The Middle or, like, um... Freaks and Geeks? Oh. not only their family.
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I don't know. I kind of liked um like Linda Carlin. The Wears. The Wears. I just rewatched that, actually. um What was her name in the show? Lindsay. Lindsay. Lindsay and then Sam was her brother.
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I would be a Linda. their parents were too strict. So the mom was so nice. So cute. then they loosened up. Okay, yeah. I would want to be a part of and Gloria's family, an honor and family. I would want to be... umm just going to answer the question, too. Sure. I would want to be...
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ah in Tracy Turnblad's family and hairspray with Edna as my mom. No, come on. They had problems. No, they didn't. They only had problems because Miss Baltimore Krabs got in the way. Okay, yeah.
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They were great. They loved... You're timeless to me. her parents were so love. Oh, they were in love. They were in love. What is your favorite chick flick or rom-com movie?
Rom-com favorites
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What's my favorite chick flick? I like rom-com. i I love The Notebook. Like, I'm a big sucker for The Notebook. don't remember the plot of The Notebook. haven't seen it in so long.
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It's like a classic, like, you just, you cry during it. Like, the woman has Alzheimer's and he's telling the story to her through the whole... I don't think I've seen it. Oh my god, we should watch it tonight. I think that's probably it. But I mean, but I also love, like, um forgetting Sarah Marshall when Harry met Sally. What's the one with Jennifer Aniston?
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Just go with it. Yeah, I like, like, all those. That's a really good one. 50 first dates, like, they're all... That was a bad question. I'm gonna ask another one. How Lose a Guy in 10 Days. just rewatched that so good. That's probably my favorite.
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What is the most unusual thing you've ever eaten?
Unusual culinary experiences
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Like sand? What do you mean? Like in the beach? Like, you know, when you like eat sand? Yeah. Do you know this about me? Like, I really like to eat sand. Oh, oh, mine's tinfoil.
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I didn't swallow it though. Like it's not like crocodile or anything. Like it's inanimate objects. Oh, well i just, you said most unusual. Yeah. But food I've eaten. we Remember when we were in South Africa and we like ate the thing that we saw the day, like the elk? That was pretty gross.
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Oh yeah. They were like, no, you weren't with me for this, but they were like, ride this ostrich. And then we went inside for lunch and they were like, it's ostrich burgers. were like, wait, what? Um, um I don't know. I don't think I've ever had a crocodile. What? Okay. Well, what's like an unusual food that you want to try? um Alligator.
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And um
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like jellyfish. I will i really want to try a... Oh, shark soups. Shark soups. Oh. I want to try a balut egg. Are those ones that are underground? No, it's like an egg with a half-grown fetus and you like crack it open and slurp down the like fetus bird. That's what I want to try.
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No, you don't want to have that. Cardi B did a video trying and it and was fucking hilarious. That's my biggest fear. Every time I crack an egg, that there will be a little bit of a fertilized egg. People, that's a delicacy. So if you ever get that. used to have like panic attacks about that and not eat eggs for a while.
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That's really weird. One person's trash is another man's treasure. How do you deal with shallow people?
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I don't.
Electrifying stories and lifestyle preferences
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Okay. Have you ever been electrocuted?
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Yes, I have. Really? um I've been electrocuted like not super crazy, but I feel like I've like plugged stuff in and got enough of a shock that I like shot back.
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And like you feel it like vibrating through you? Yeah, I was plugging something in under a bed in college once and I like shot under the bed. like that was crazy. but Also like those outlets, they're like checks.
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Do you remember when our house got struck by lightning and it... this is this This is the story. Our mom was in, it was a big stormy night, old house.
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Our mom was in the mechanical room. She's really going to mad if I get these details wrong. um She was downstairs because like the the power went out. She was downstairs trying to like fix it up or whatever. And apparently lightning struck our electrical box.
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So she saw it. Like it struck the house. Yeah, she saw but she saw the electrical box explode. Lightning struck the house, the electrical box exploded. If she'd been touching it, she would have been set, match. Automatically done.
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Yeah, but she kept, like, referring to it. She's like, our teachers and our principal and stuff. She was like, oh, yeah, like, we got electrocuted. no, no, no, no. Is that what you said?
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Well, it wasn't just to the teachers. It was to my guidance counselor. Yeah. And she said, she was like, oh, so it was like the award ceremony. It my senior year. Oh, we got struck by lightning. Yes. She said, she was like, my guidance counselor, who, like, was my guidance counselor, like, obviously was like a little like, whoa, this girl's a little nuts. Yeah.
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what? Like, sees my mom. He's like, oh, hi, Mrs. Glasser. And she's like, He's like, how are you? She's like, well, we're good. Like, other than like, we got struck by lightning. Yeah, we the royal We got struck by lightning.
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Not our house. So like when you say, wait. Not the electrical box. Typically, this is, I feel like it's all of our family, like holding hands in a circle, like getting like struck by lightning, like shooting through all us.
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That would be we got struck lightning. Yeah, so he comes up to me at the ceremony and is like, how are you doing? I'm like, what? What? but Are you radioactive? I was like, what?
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i'm glad He was like, here for you. And I was like, oh God, like what happened now? But and we all figured out. What do you like to put gravy on? Oh, um, I only like gravy on Thanksgiving but there's nothing else that I like there. Yeah. I'll do with mashed potatoes, but like, I don't like Thanksgiving too.
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Thanksgiving gravy like hits though. Yes. But that's the only time I'm like reaching for the gravy. Right. Exactly. junk everything on the Thanksgiving to table I don't like. So I would put it all in gravy to make me like it more. Like the gravy makes it okay.
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Look, people like like fries and gravy and like that's not for me. That's dad. Are you more of a homebody or a person about town? Don't know why it's raised like that, but are you more of a homebody or like... I don't think... I mean, honestly, I think I typically am not a homebody, but I think like just all of this change and new feelings and stuff has made me really value...
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relaxation and downtime and being at home. Yeah. But I, like, I would always rather be like out doing something fun. I think like if you're a homebody, you don't live in New York city. Like you don't pay ah ton of money to live in a shoe box and spend all your time in that shoe box. Right. So I feel like, I feel like more out and about, but that said, like when we come home, I sit, I don't want to leave the couch because I just like being home and being comfortable and with my family.
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I think agreed. I would say I would answer that really similarly because I'm also gonna answer it. Sure. aye I think that I am a lazy going out person.
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Yeah. I love laying. That's exactly right. And I love hanging out. But, like, I am never going to turn a night down to, like, do a self-care night. But I'll turn a night down because like, I'm tired and want to lay in bed. I'll never turn a night down ever, him no but I'll know that like the next Sunday I'm taking 172 steps, which happened the other way But it's like, it's like, it's sort of like work hard, play hard. Like I'm like, i' know I'm not, I'm a lazy, active person. I think you can really enjoy home and being at home without being a homebody versus an out and about
Pet peeves and humor comparison
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person. Same. Same.
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What is the bane of your existence? Oh, I feel like I say a lot of things are the bane of my existence. Yeah, i really like that phrase. Um, what even mean? Like the worst thing. Like the worst thing.
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like that's happening to me currently? No, just like what, I mean, I think like. because like would it be, is it like pet peeve situation? Like people complaining to me about things that they, that aren't complain worthy, like that's the bane of my existence. Like when I have people at work who are like, oh my God, like.
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I was working so late last night all the way up till 6 p.m. I'm like, yeah you're the bane of my existence because that's crazy. Okay. and People who have no grasp on reality. I understand mine. Mine is when you get in the elevator and people click like floor two.
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Fucking what? That is the bane my existence, generally. Lazy people. But like was like, I don't care if it's four. i live on the 34th floor. If you live on two, like, use the mother fucking stairs.
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That large thing is so much longer and like there's 49 floors in my building and I'm on one of the top ones like all obviously if we are clicking two and then there's also 17 and there's also 19 and there's also 20 and like it's just it makes it so long and that bothers me because it's also like speed being like that. Well that's almost yeah it's that and then it's also like no respect for other people. No! And it's not like obviously like I'm i'm looking at like a person that like is my age and like I know can walk up the stairs. Also, no respect for yourself. Like, get a little sweat.
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It's not even a sweat. It's one flight. It's crazy. One flight. Here. That's a really good one. What's yours? Oh, you already said that. I think I have a lot, but that's, like, one of them. Or just, like, people that stop in the middle of a sidewalk.
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Like, you're walking and they stop. And you're, like... that Disneyland and I bent down to tie shoes. I would have punched you. I was a child. I bent down to tie my shoe and then someone tripped over me. How old?
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Like a baby. I was at Disney World. If you were 10, I would have punched No, much younger. Do you agree with the statement, love never fails?
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No. ah Like, obviously not. Sorry, i just, some of these are so funny. i want to end on a good one. have a good last question. Okay. On a scale of 1 to 10. 10. 10.
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How funny would you say you are? Oh, 10. You say that worked really well. um Okay, no. Let me be for real. I do think I'm very funny. I think there are other people funnier than me. And I... In what way, though?
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Like, I... Like, stand-up or regular? Like, I'm thinking... to Like, jargon funny. Conversationally funny. Because I don't... I don't honestly... I know like five people that interact with regularly that are as funny as me conversational. I think you're funnier than me and do not take that like to your head immediately. I appreciate that so much. Like you're someone I would consider as funnier than me Dad's probably funnier than me. Or I i don't, we're pretty, no. Dad's pretty funny. But it's a different type of funny. And then like one of my roommates is like, I think is the funniest person ever.
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she is funny in like a way that is so different from me. That's like a mom's funny. No, no. It's like you don't know until you know. and then she's the fun every single thing she does is funniest person. But also then there also is like mom funny who is like they're not funny every single second of the day. but when they are when they hit it's funnier than anything I've ever said. and were so we're So we're holistically funny. Yeah.
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I think I'm high up there. But like I think there are other people funnier than me. And I also think about like comedians and like stand up and like that I like appreciate. And I never like sitting being like oh I could do better than them.
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Oh, see, that's also a redipper. Well, actually, I've seen some pretty shitty comedy that have. No, i don't i don't like why I don't go to like professional comedy shows and think that I would get up there and eat.
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No, but I go to middle-of-the-range comedy shows, and I'm like, if I had little more balls. Yeah. I think I'd give myself an 8.7, and maybe if I finished this, I'd say a 9.5.
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Yeah, I think that's a really correct and generous. Are just like gonna, do you want me to ask you so you can say you're a 10? No, I don't think that. think I'm a 9. Okay. I agree with that. You were very funny. Yeah, I think.
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I think this could be it. We could be done. My face is really dry. My face is really dry. Okay, and I'm tired. Well, we cheers? With what's left.