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The Third Man
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Harry Lime is that Orson Welles?! This episode has the ReShoot crew experiencing a blast from the past watching 1949's The Third Man.
We do not, nor do we claim to, own the rights to this film in any way, shape, or form.
TW: death, murder, gun violence, harm against children
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Transcript
Introduction to 'Reshoot' and 'Blow Up' Discussion
00:00:00
Speaker
So Hector, you remember how you really wanted to watch me suffer with Blow Up? Yeah. How'd that go? Yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't do it. I got like a minute or two in and I'm like, I could just feel like
00:00:16
Speaker
It's like a JoJo, like when the villain shows up on screen and it's just like the menacing. I got that from the first bit and I'm like, I can't, like, I'm finally getting on my depression. I don't need this right now. Couldn't even get through the first mime scene. The first mime scene. Let's go. Welcome to reshoot amateurs in those suits. Too many movies to explore. Ruthie, actor and Ed, laugh till the end. Let's see something never done before.
Analysis of 'Blow Up' and Introduction to 'The Third Man'
00:00:47
Speaker
Well, the main character just had this, like, dick energy to him that I haven't seen in a long time. Oh, it does not change. Hello, everyone. Welcome to Reshoot. Amish's Guide to Gooder Film. We take movies that are bad, sometimes, not like blow up that we were gonna do. Take movies that are okay, or by accident, take movies that are really good, like this one. Yeah, no, this is like a slept-on classic, The Third Man.
00:01:11
Speaker
Yeah, slept on. I've heard of it a lot. Like I've heard it mentioned a lot. Okay, well, I didn't watch like a lot, a lot of like old school, like black and white films growing up. So for me, this was slept on. Ironically, I was the one who suggested this because I saw this first. And you said and the way you described in the past, you're like, it's okay. So I'm like, okay, perfect. And then I watched this like, Ruthie fuck again, it's good.
00:01:39
Speaker
i had a great time watching this movie hey everyone it's the godfather all over again this one's a little different i mean you like care for wellness so oh no well years are just you know ignorant eight versus what damn it didn't work okay so
Synopsis and Critique of 'The Third Man'
00:01:59
Speaker
Uh, quick, quick plot synopsis for the third man. Uh, hello, I am Ruthie. I'm Hector Tomato. Like Harry Lime. I, I'm Hector. He's so disappointed in me right now. I am also disappointed. Yeah, but you're, you're Ed. I don't care. Yeah. He already said my name.
00:02:21
Speaker
Anyways, quick and dirty plot synopsis. So this dude, Holly, comes from the States to Vienna to see his friend Harry Lime. Harry Lime offered him a job. Yeah. So he comes to see his friend Harry because Harry's offered him a job. Harry got hit by a car and Holly decides that he, an author, can solve the crime better than the actual police.
00:02:46
Speaker
and proceeds to bumble through solving his friend's murder, trying to identify who the third man was. That's it. That's the movie. Yeah. And like he keeps confiding with Harry's friends who are criminals. And he doesn't trust police and they trust the criminals. And it kind of blows up in his face. Unlike the movie Blow Up. Yeah. Yeah. Very different. I haven't seen it.
00:03:13
Speaker
I was just making a joke. Yeah, I know. All right. Also, he falls in love with Harry's ex, Anna. What? She's not really his ex. Well, not his ex. Well, it was supposed to be his ex because he he they were they were they were lovers. Yeah. Yes. And then he faked. And then later on, Harry's like, oh, I faked my
00:03:36
Speaker
spoilers for the third man by the way Harry's like Harry's like oh yeah I faked my death I wanted to join me and then by this point how bad the rocket how bad the racketeering really was and how they
00:03:53
Speaker
Basically the last scam paralyzed children who needed medicine. Paralyzed at best. Actually, no, actually at worst. At worst paralyzed children. No, someone died. Yeah, that's the thing. The best outcome was that the children died. They didn't have to suffer. A lot of them continued to be sick, and a lot of them are probably paralyzed. Yeah. So then he's like, I'm going to stop you. I'm going to work with the police. And it leads to this shootout in the sewers.
00:04:23
Speaker
and uh yeah and then they actually get to kill him because he killed a lot of children it'd be like that yep so you're the who's the episode caesar i feel like you and i have been going a lot first i think i feel like ed needs a turn do i need a turn do you yeah
00:04:46
Speaker
Alright so, third man, movie's pretty good, not gonna lie. I liked a lot of this movie. But I'll start with my dislikes, which I have a few.
00:04:59
Speaker
Well, maybe only just one. The music did not. I did not vibe with the music with the with the theme or like with what the movie was about. It felt very out of place. Yes. In a lot of in a lot of places, not all the time, but in a lot of places, it felt very off.
00:05:21
Speaker
It was nice of Spongebob to let, you know, to let the movie borrow the soundtrack. Yeah. Is that, is that where I, where I like, cause it sounds like Spongebob. It's a lot of the same chords and instruments that Spongebob uses. So there's that one with, there's that one with the string instrument. The Zither. Yeah. The Zither. Is that the name of the song? Yes. I saw it in the credits that they had a dedicated Zither guy. Well, of course they're going to have a dedicated Zither guy, but they had a Zither guy.
00:05:49
Speaker
I love the instrument, not gonna lie. I genuinely love this. It's very distinct. Zither had like a little like melody that I was playing, especially during the waiting periods. And it sounded extremely familiar, the music, but I don't know. Because it sounds like Spongebob.
00:06:06
Speaker
It sounds like Spongebob, but here's the thing, I didn't watch a lot of Spongebob when I was younger. So like, I don't know. Everyone who listens to more than three episodes of End the Podcast, we can tell. So the music was off in some places. What else? Now, this might be because I'm stupid, but what the fuck was Harry's plan? Make money.
00:06:36
Speaker
okay yes but he was already doing that while with the penicillin stuff i'm just like so confused on like how it worked out that he faked his death like was everybody just in on it
Cinematography and Orson Welles' Influence
00:06:51
Speaker
Yeah, so the idea was they were starting to get found out, and then there was the orderly, right? So what he did was- Callaway. Yeah, yeah. The policeman. Yeah, Callaway was figuring it out, but Joseph looked enough like Harry, where when they killed Joseph, they subbed out for Harry.
00:07:17
Speaker
so that the police would stop looking for Harry so that he could keep doing stuff and the penicillin thing would go into the rug because Joseph's gone now. Yeah, that's wrong. Okay. Wait, was it mentioned that Harry and Joseph looked...
00:07:33
Speaker
No, but the movie implies it by the fact that Joseph's body tricked the police. Yeah, okay. And we see, like, one or two pictures of Joseph? Yeah. I guess, yeah. Okay. And then, yeah, he just faked his death with that, killed Joseph to get that penicillin thing out, and he was just trying to work a new racket, I guess. And also hide away until everything cooled down. Yeah, in the Russian zone.
00:08:07
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Okay, yeah, I guess I'm like I guess I'm just stupid then No, you're totally fine. I showed my whole ass on my syndicate recording this weekend.
00:08:20
Speaker
your whole ass like i really embarrassed myself at one point i'm sure you're fine oh lamau i watched under the skin and i was like at one point i was like but then there was the alien in the corner and what was that about and he was like that that was that was scarlet you're feeling her true nature and i'm like oh okay cool misread that entirely under the skin's cool it wasn't it wasn't a bad watch it's not what i would watch if i like just
00:08:50
Speaker
was scrolling, but it was very interesting and thought provoking. Yeah, it was. It's a movie that I watched while scrolling. It is. It is an ad movie. And you do see Full Frontal Scarlet. So is that real? Yes. Yes. It is actually real Full Frontal Scarlet, just like real Full Frontal, Emma Stone and Poor Things. I still haven't seen Poor Things. Anywho.
00:09:15
Speaker
It's on Prime for Rent. Anywho, things that I liked because honestly the music was the only thing that I can think of that I did not like from the movie. So at the very beginning of the movie, first like 30 minutes or so, there's some really funny quips and jokes in there that are just like
00:09:39
Speaker
they're so quick and just like to the point and then just done basically like one that i remember is uh... when uh... holly first meets calaway he calls him calahan and then calahan just kind of shoots back calaway i'm not i'm british not irish or something is it well yeah but it was very the delivery was super quick and just like
00:10:06
Speaker
Callaway. I'm British, not Irish. They just continues the conversation right after that. I don't know. He's dealt with some stupid Americans before. Honestly, pretty relatable when I went to London. There was one moment where I made a mistake. I misread something. I asked someone about it and they get and they just gave me this look.
00:10:30
Speaker
Like, you're American, huh? I'm like, yeah, I knew exactly what he meant when he said that. Like, God damn it. Yeah. You like the... Oh, I like the funny quips. Sorry. After that, or next, and what I liked also was the cinematography, because
00:10:56
Speaker
Oh, my lord. Like it's a lot of static shots, but the composition of everything is just so good when when they really wanted it to be good. Especially like all the static shots of when Holly was chasing Harry when Harry first revealed himself.
00:11:17
Speaker
So fun fact, a lot of the movie was, it was one of the first movies shot in post-World War II Vienna, and a lot of that destroyed stuff was legit. It's so cool, right? Yeah. Production design, amazing for bombing all those buildings.
00:11:34
Speaker
Conspiracy theory. World War Two was just so that they could get those shots. Yeah. And they could break you mad, man. Yeah, those those nice, nice production design on that. Yeah. Yeah, but all the shots that were static and like they had really good composition, very, very pretty to look at, even though it's all black and white.
00:12:02
Speaker
Along with that, I don't know why they don't do this in movies nowadays because they didn't even do it in the lighthouse. Well, even though that was black and white, but play with shadows, people. Oh, my gosh.
00:12:17
Speaker
No, you can tell that they had really good mastery of color because they were playing with shadows. But what they were doing, I'm assuming, because I couldn't see what the actual colors are, are they are layering these very bright colors kind of the way that Adam's family did to maintain these different levels of darkness so that you could kind of see what's going on, but not enough.
00:12:39
Speaker
It's really good. It's funny because it's always sunny Philadelphia had a black and white episode and that one I know they talked a little bit behind the scenes and they had to do some stuff to get certain people's.
00:12:49
Speaker
looking the right shade of color like uh charlie's the waitress she had to put on special lipstick colored lipstick to uh get the right look yeah i know just i love black and white movies yeah uh like the the the shadows the silhouette shadows really reminded me of when i saw uh casablanca because there's one very very good scene in that or one scene that i remember specifically where the shadows was
00:13:16
Speaker
added a kind of like an effect or a feel to like the certain scene and in these the The silhouettes really helped because they start showing up with Harry when Harry first reveals himself and I Don't know it's really cool because it felt like a good he was chasing a ghost which he literally was chasing the shadows in the wall and
00:13:49
Speaker
And this is a 1948, right? Movie. Which...
00:13:56
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still has the kind of like 49 49 still has the kind of like stage acting, which I'm not a huge fan of. I think one of the people that really started changing the acting to more of what it's like today was Marlon Brando with on the waterfront. I think he's the most famous example of like method acting. Um,
00:14:28
Speaker
famous internet troll Marlon Brando. That's legit. I think it was him. There was one actor who when this internet older actor, when the internet started to be a thing, he'd spend a lot of time on messaging boards, just randomly talking to people from around the world. And he'd get banned from a lot of them. I can't remember if it was Marlon Brando or not. But that was something I learned somewhat recently. I mean, Marlon Brando was a character for sure. Oh, yeah. Um,
00:14:57
Speaker
What else? Yeah, the shadows and the lighting also just perfect in every shot. Just, yeah, very good movie. Very, very good movie. And you know what I would change? I'm going to my changes. Oh, zip. The music.
00:15:27
Speaker
I would make it. I would make it like it was fine. The music in the beginning because it was a little bit more lighthearted and silly with the, you know, the writer trying to solve this. But as the movie goes on, definitely change it into more like a sinister, melodramatic tone kind of thing. And that's literally it, honestly. And if you were forcing me to pick something and I didn't need to be in the movie,
00:15:59
Speaker
but, you know. Oh, right. Seth Rogen needs to be in the movie. You're right, Ruthie. That's what you reshoot it with, Seth Rogen. Does she pass the lamp shade test? She's there to help them translate, so.
00:16:17
Speaker
Yeah, he wouldn't have been able to talk to a couple of people if it wasn't for Anna. And she helped him make a couple of connections. And she was the reason that he ended up, he started down the path working for the police because Holly wanted to make sure that Anna was able to leave Vienna safely. Vienna before the Russians got to her.
00:16:43
Speaker
Yeah. Also, she served as anti-communist propaganda. Anti-communist propaganda. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, right. This is the beginning of the Cold War, folks. Yeah, I know you're right. Anti-communist propaganda. Basically, yeah. Oh, I think this movie is from England, and I don't know. It's a London movie, yes. Yeah. I mean, it was
00:17:11
Speaker
It was shot in Vienna, but it was like it wasn't like a film for US audiences. Like, you know what I mean? It would have been. Yeah. Yeah. But still, I mean, either way, like everyone was kind of like scared of the Russians back then. Also, like, shit, dude, the Americans, when the movies were coming over, they would change them all the time. Talking to my mother-in-law about Godzilla because she's seen the American version of the original.
00:17:32
Speaker
And I've seen the original original. Yeah. Who was the American actor they brought into Godzilla? Who's that one act, that one character she likes? I don't know. That's what I'm asking. I can't remember off the top of my head, but they had a whole subplot of like, yeah, we're going to help. These Americans are going to help bring stuff to Japan if I remember correctly. What are the reporters also? And I think so. Maybe it was. I saw like a few minutes of her watching it. And I know they're very sorry.
00:18:01
Speaker
No, it's fine. But yeah, like, stuff like that. So I wonder, because they used to change it for American. I'm surprised we never got an American version of this movie. I don't think you needed to change much of this to be Americanized. I mean, it makes the American look kind of really stupid. Yeah, but like, it's subtle, right? It's that kind of like British backhand. Yeah, yeah. Because the plot of the movie kind of just pats him on the head like,
00:18:28
Speaker
Oh, OK, buddy, you're a Western author and you're going to solve a crime. You know what? If you put your mind to it. No, but everyone was trying to get him to leave, though. Yeah, because he's ruining the crime scene. He's ruining the perfect getaway. Yeah. Yeah. And like it was really interesting that like
00:18:54
Speaker
You're spending all this time looking for Harry and then he shows up and then we're not looking for Harry looking for the third man, which was Harry, which was Harry the whole time. Yeah. And I don't know. Like I just kind of like when he first showed up and like actually like talked with with Holly. Like I understood that he he like sold bad penicillin and murdered and
00:19:24
Speaker
permanently disabled some kids but like oh my god was he unlikeable as a person also he was such a jackass he was yeah see all those dots how many how much money would you sacrifice for him yeah yeah like he really does seem like 20,000 for each dot that's not moving how would you calculate that also Ed did you recognize Orson Welles when he came on screen
00:19:52
Speaker
of course i did okay i saw i saw him in the credits and i'm watching the movie like where the hell is orson wales i forgot about orson wales i didn't know what he looked like young i've only ever seen him old so it's like that's orson wales i'm like that's orson wales yeah he looks kind of like sebastian stand but not really kind of yeah he can get he could get it young young orson wales he could get it yeah orson wales he can get it yeah he did he got a lot
00:20:17
Speaker
Wait, did he? Isn't he the main actor in Citizen Kane also? I think he wrote Citizen Kane. He wrote direct to Citizen Kane. You have to keep in mind when it comes to Orson Welles, he was kind of like a Renaissance man of the arts. He first got big. I don't know if you guys are familiar with this, but do you remember the, or have you ever heard of the radio? Yes, I know about the War of the Worlds. Yes. He directed that.
00:20:44
Speaker
Oh, okay. Radio play, the radio play War of the Worlds. Yes, I just Googled it, or I just Wikipediaed it. His first film was Citizen Kane, which he co-wrote, produced, directed and starred as. Okay. And as the title character, Charles Foster Kane. That's why it's called Citizen Kane. I've never seen the
Cultural Impact of Orson Welles and 'War of the Worlds'
00:21:00
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movie. I know I should. So Ed, yes, he did a radio production of World the Worlds. And it's very famous. And it's very well, there's a recording on YouTube that I listened to because I like this kind of shit. But
00:21:14
Speaker
So the thing is people thought it actually was happening. People thought it was actually happening because they had such good like sound design stuff and Orson was just a theater kid at heart. So there's a part where like the alien emerges from the ship and you can start to hear this like weird noise and you can hear people screaming and then
00:21:37
Speaker
And then Orson just like cut the sound and it sounded like everyone died. And so everyone was freaking out and it got in so much trouble. It was Orson Welles behind that? Yeah. Orson Welles was the producer and director and he wanted to make it as lot as like realistic as possible. And what happened was right as that show was beginning or like there was a half hour overlap with a final
00:22:07
Speaker
like, bit of an orchestra performance. So as that was finishing, people were tuning in, but they didn't hear at the very beginning of the production that this was a retelling of War of the Worlds, the modernized adaptation. Oh my gosh. God love it.
00:22:24
Speaker
Yeah, because I've heard of that before, but I didn't know it was Orson Welles. It was Orson Welles, and you can hear the recording on YouTube. It is really interesting to listen to. And that scene that I recounted earlier is still really eerie. Mm-hmm. That's why I know it's held up so well. Mm-hmm. And at the very end, Orson comes up on... Ladies and gentlemen, this has been a production of War of the Worlds. This is all fake. Don't worry about it. You're good.
00:22:54
Speaker
the first radio prank would later inspire BBC to make their famous ones of flying penguins and spaghetti trees if you know about that I did not know about they did April Fool's like video or TV stuff and a lot of people fell for it because it's a BBC and they forget what day it was flying penguins nice keep on this is like very early in like the 90s and 80s like there's no like I don't know how they do some of the
00:23:19
Speaker
shit back then, right? Yeah, it wasn't the thing. Oh, the craziest thing about World of Worlds, guess when it what day it was released on? April Fools.
00:23:34
Speaker
I'm gonna look it up. I'm glad I got through April Fool's. I hate that holiday or whatever. It's not a holiday. I like messing with people. Culture shit. It's so annoying. October 30th, 1938. But you fell for it for a little bit, right? God damn it! I trusted you! It's not April Fool's anymore!
00:23:58
Speaker
No, I got a lot of people on April Fools. People also voted the real Hector out. This is now an AI. Oh my god, he's got eight fingers. I voted on that. Yeah. Anyways. Hector can tell. Yeah, that's literally it. Movie's perfect. All right, so who's next, Cesar? Do you want to go? All right, I'll go.
00:24:26
Speaker
The third man, my likes. The comedy solid. I thought the characters were pretty good and they were played by really good actors. The music is amazing, I already made my Spongebob joke. Also the cinematography goes crazy. And one thing I really liked is how to put us in a
00:24:46
Speaker
Holly shoes whenever someone speaking another language was now watching subtitles never so speaking another language We don't get the subtitles. So we're just as lost as he is My dislikes was Holly Martins was too He made too much of a jump to be being competent after he was made aware of what was really going on From then on he was like just as good as the police were and like doing really good shit I'm like what happened this is
00:25:19
Speaker
So I got my fixes and my bad fixes cuz I I want to have some fun with making this movie worse To make it to a level where we have to reshoot it. Okay, so here's my real fixes
00:25:31
Speaker
Maycary's friends seem more like victims and they're being framed against the police. It was way too obvious they're the bad guys, right? So like maybe through lines or like some of the police say, or maybe the police are rude to all of them. You know, really make those little oddly poor extortionists. You're just doing whatever you could to survive. Or racketeers, you're just doing what you could to survive. And then, whoop! Rug pulled. Also after that like death of the
00:26:01
Speaker
Dorman Holly and Anna have to be more careful and hide a little more and they have to like go to places carefully because people are looking for them because they think they're the murderers after that one seemed them running away it kind of felt like Yeah, you're one for murder, but we know it wasn't you so don't worry about it like All right now my bad fixes
00:26:26
Speaker
When talking about how many spots don't matter in the Ferris Wheel, how much was it, 2,000 each, right? Throw the camera down from the top of the Ferris Wheel, just as foreshadowing of what's gonna happen to Harry at the end. You know when Anna has the faster frame rate because the car's driving right next door and they didn't wanna, you know, that scene when, you know what I'm talking about, right?
00:26:54
Speaker
The whole movie, keeping that entire frame rate. Uh... Add a fourth man. What would this fourth man do? I actually did write this down. Harry did die many years ago. But he had a half-brother. Larry. No. Named Harry Kiwi. Who was spelled H-A-I-R. Larry Lime?
00:27:23
Speaker
No, Harry Lime and Harry Kiwi ran the racketeering operation the entire time to make his brother look bad. This is all off screen, of course. And my real bad one is I was goofing around with Ruthie at the very end of the film as that, you know, that gorgeous, amazing ending where like Anna's walking past them as he's waiting for her to talk to her because she's like so angry. I'm forgetting Harry killed at Holly killing him or yeah, for killing him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:54
Speaker
So it'd just be like, hey Anna, hope we're alright, you know? Sorry I had to be an open casket funeral, just wanna be sure this time. Uh... Guess they shot him up full of holes. Uh... Sorry about the, uh... Here, I got you the eye from the taxidermist. Don't spend it all in one place. And... Yeah, I don't know. I... I...
00:28:27
Speaker
Why does the, nevermind. I don't spend it all in one place. Yeah. I don't know. Um, shit. That's all I've got. It's going to be a short episode. Yeah, whatever. Well, I have an interesting thought experiment for y'all at the end. Oh, gross.
00:28:56
Speaker
No, I'm joking. You don't get the eyeball, Ed. Really? All right. All right. What I liked about this movie, I actually really liked it a lot more on the second viewing. I didn't pay attention to this the first time I saw it. I had to watch it for class and I like watched the first half hour. I thought Holly was an idiot and I kind of just tuned it out and I saw the end and it was like, oh, Orson Welles, cool, whatever.
00:29:25
Speaker
I mean, you're not wrong. This movie is the king of idiot plots, though. Yeah. Like it does. Like it's an idiot plot, but it doesn't endearingly in a way not other idiot plots do as often. It's weird because there's almost no similarities. But this movie reminded me of Atomic Blonde. Because the Cold War-ish. The Cold War stuff, the like the clandestine, the black male, you know, or not black male, the like black market. That's the word I was thinking of.
00:29:55
Speaker
And there is kind of like this who done it manhunt in both, but Atomic Blonde, it felt like it had to have a lot more elements to it because a lot of stuff has already been done before. And Third Man,
Assessment and Potential Changes to 'The Third Man'
00:30:09
Speaker
it didn't need that. It's just like here. You know what I mean? Like once Harry's alive, that kind of felt like enough of a twist on its own where you didn't have to have like
00:30:23
Speaker
the list of all the spies in Cold War Berlin. It didn't feel like it had to like top every movie before it because it didn't have to. There's a lot of movies in 49. I want to Google that so bad to see if that's true. I mean, just comparatively. Compared to like now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was still early cinema.
00:30:47
Speaker
Yeah. It's really cool. I love that they were able to film in post-World War II, Vienna. It was really interesting. Beautiful little snapshot into what it was like. I did like the music. I do agree with you, Ed. It was a little much. That was the one thing that stood out in my mind and not in a great way.
00:31:14
Speaker
It felt like one of those flaws where it kind of makes me endear the movie more, if that makes sense. It is kind of endearing, but it is kind of like jarring. No, I get it. Especially with the scene with the babies, and then you just hear the music. I'm like, it did take me out of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wait, I will jump back into likes. This movie does a lot of really fun stuff with the Dutch angle, because when Harry is interested... I noticed. Yeah.
00:31:43
Speaker
When Harry is introduced to a character he will later have a misgiving about, or like a misconception, Dutch. You know, it's like a modern first date. They just go Dutch.
00:31:59
Speaker
um okay back to my dislikes um holly can be a real dipshit sometimes i'm gonna solve the murder what qualifies you to solve this murder sir i write books murder mysteries no westerns um this is the uh
00:32:26
Speaker
Oh shit. What are you doing? This is the, uh, this is the British Film Institute for this. The greatest British film of all time, everyone. Oh, really? In 1999. Yeah. It is a really good movie. It's really good. It's just funny. Like he's such an idiot. And then it's just like, such an idiot. And it's like second, like best British film made according to British people. Yeah. That is how they see us. Yeah. Those are like my two biggest.
00:32:52
Speaker
rights about the movie it's it's just a lot of fun it I don't know like zhuzhing up wise there's not a lot you need to do to zhuzh I would be curious what this movie would look like if it was like an early adopter of the buddy cop trope this is me trying to fix it and I'm just positing what if Holly
00:33:20
Speaker
Despite hating Callaway with every fiber of his being, the two of them are forced to work together to finalize the details of Harry's death, tie up any loose ends, what have you. I also think it would be a little bit more interesting. Again, I talk about this movie didn't need to add on any more layers. I think it would have been more interesting if Harry had
00:33:49
Speaker
trusted Anna with the knowledge that he was about to fake his death because she is an actress. Mm hmm. There's no reason unless he was really just like, fuck, fuck him for her to not be involved. Um, Harry seemed like a classic narcissist, so I don't think he like, like even had strong feelings for her. Never. Yeah.
00:34:19
Speaker
Uh, I think a way to make the buddy cop thing work is that, uh, Holly has visited Harry and Vienna before all this crazy shit happened back when they're just buddies and, uh, Harry wasn't racketeering. And he knew like, so he was like, okay, I'm going to need you since he was pretty secretive. Calla Callaway is like, can you tell me where he went? And that's when like, just all the places he used to visit and some of the people he knew just before.
00:34:49
Speaker
I also have a really dumb one. To keep with the idiot plot, right? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Harry knows that Holly's an idiot, right? That's why he's hiring Holly. Let's be real. Holly's going to be the fall guy for when everything goes tits up, but it just went tits up early. That's the plot. Yeah.
00:35:11
Speaker
Harry made Holly the executor of his will in the event of his untimely death because he knew that Holly would be incompetent and he would hinder the police at every opportunity. And Harry, Holly, did that but opposite. He's just like, all right, I gotta get all the bank statements to close this up. What's this? I got a check that says penicillin. That's weird.
00:35:39
Speaker
So he's like weirdly competent this one time? No. So the idea is he's like, he's trying to prove to Callaway that Harry did not like racketeer none of this nonsense. And as he's trying to prove him wrong with Callaway looking over his shoulder the entire time, he's sweating bullets because he keeps finding more evidence and solving the crime.
00:36:09
Speaker
Like a Mr. Magoo Colombo thing. Tell me that wouldn't be entertaining to watch. I would watch. It would be a worse movie, but yeah, it'd be fun to watch. Thank you, Ed. I feel like it just goes straight to comedy, though. I wouldn't think it would be that. It'd be a black and white, nice guys, hopefully. Yeah, yeah.
00:36:32
Speaker
Oh, dude. You're not wrong. Oh, dude. And honestly, Hector, you said something and it helped reinforce why I hate blow up. What? That shit is not entertaining. Mm-hmm. There's nothing about it. I'll be the judge of that. The main character is such a jackass. He's not relatable. Uh, the plot, who is she? You don't, you get five minutes of plot. Who is she? So,
00:37:01
Speaker
It goes down to what I say a lot. If you want to have asshole characters, you got to make them entertaining. Yeah, the blow up is not entertaining. It's just occasionally nice to look at. So if you're going to make an asshole character, like Black Dynamite? I haven't seen Black Dynamite.
00:37:19
Speaker
I've seen a bit of the Adult Swim show, but I haven't. We're just hilarious. No, just the funniest thing, like I've only ever seen like the first like 30 minutes of it because there's just this one scene where like this girl goes up and talks to her and he's like, I don't forget his name, he's like, Shohanna?
00:37:40
Speaker
Don't, don't, don't do a black scent, please. No, no. He's like, Shohana. I don't like, he's like, shut your damn mouth. I don't even, I don't even turn around to know it's you. I know it's you kind of stuff. He goes on a huge tirade on this girl and it's hilarious, but he's being an asshole. Um, but yeah, buddy cop third man. Yeah. All right. That's good.
00:38:10
Speaker
All right, now what's your theoretical question? Hypothetical. It's a hard experiment. Yes. If someone had to recreate the third man, like remake it, who's directing? Who's your cast? Give me a second. Because I have two answers. Shane Black directs your cast. Shane Black? Who's Shane Black? Let me, let me, you'll get in a second. Let me finish, please. The, uh,
00:38:40
Speaker
Holly is played by, uh, it's played by Ryan Gosling and, uh, Calvary is, uh, Russell Crowe. Nice guys. Yeah. Same guys. Yeah. I think the daughter character is Anna. Oh God. No, that's weird. No, make Anna like Harry's daughter. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's a school play. Okay. Okay. Thank you. I thought you were implying something weird. I'm like, what the fuck? Okay. Yeah.
00:39:10
Speaker
That'd be my way of... Honestly, just get Ryan Gosling on it. He... He... You needn't play an idiot character, he's the king. He would play a really good Holly. Yeah. Um... Yeah. I'm sure Ed's furious now, because I probably took like... No, it's... You did not take mine. I'm thinking... I have a director, I have... Who's gonna play Holly? I don't have a Harry or Anna, though.
00:39:38
Speaker
OK, give it to me. So the director. Scorsese. Oh, yeah, classic. And then Leo would be Holly. I would picture Leo is Harry. Well, did you watch Killers of the Flower Moon? No, no.
00:40:00
Speaker
Well, Leo kind of plays a bit of a gullible, silly man in that, and he plays it very well. So that's why I think he'd be better as Holly being a little bit more clueless. And then for, for Harry, I was thinking like maybe Ben. Ben. Affleck. Yeah.
00:40:20
Speaker
I would flip those two, honestly. You would flip those two? I would flip them. No, I'm with Ruthie. I'd flip them. I don't know. Leo's lately, he's been such a jackass. Well, okay. If we're going to do Leo as Harry, then I wouldn't do Ben as Holly. I'd do probably Matt Damon as Holly. I was going to say Matt Berry?
00:40:43
Speaker
No, Matt Damon is Holly. Holy shit! Matt Berry is Holly. That would be good, but Matt Berry is Callaway? And make him be from New York City, and you got it down. Do not lose the accent. Yeah, do not lose the accent. Amazing. Anna, I would do...
00:41:06
Speaker
Every time, I think I was like, Ana de Armas, but no, she doesn't. I was saying Ana de Armas, too. I don't think so, because it doesn't work. She's not from, she doesn't look anything like she's from Russia or Czechoslovakia. Czechoslovakia, my bad. I know, but it doesn't matter. Nobody cares. Honestly, I've met somebody who was born in Czechoslovakia. She had the same bone structure. Maybe. OK, maybe. Maybe Anya?
00:41:36
Speaker
Hector also said Anya. I said Anya. But like the thing is, the thing is I'm trying not to pick a female actor who's too young compared to like Leo and Matt or Ben. Anya's super young for them. Yeah. That hasn't stopped Hollywood before. True. I was thinking Brie Larson. Brie? Brie Larson could work. You know Brie? Yeah.
00:42:01
Speaker
She's really, I know people don't like her in the Marvel shit, which is dumb. Oh, Rebecca Ferguson, she would also do a really good job. Have you seen, I mean, you've seen her in Room. I haven't seen Room, but you've seen her in Room. Yeah, she did an amazing job. Yeah, she won't ask her for it. She's gone on it, I think. So like, sure. There's this actress, her last name is Green. But I forget her name. I am, hmm. Green with threes?
00:42:31
Speaker
I'm not sure. Ashley Green? Evergreen? Alice Cullen? I'm not sure. Evergreen's French. She could work. What'd she do? She does not look like Alice anymore. What? Ashley Green was who? Alice from Twilight. Yeah, probably because she had to put a lot of makeup in. Her hair was different.
00:42:59
Speaker
No, it looks like she's got a whole new nose. Oh, like her entire face is different. It happens. It happens. I'm not trying to be weird about her face. She's got a lovely face. It can't be as weird. I'm not going to say it. Oh, put Chris and Stuart in there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. OK. I mean, she doesn't actually have to kiss Harry, so it won't be uncomfortable. And then, uh, uh. Oh, but she's too old for Leo.
00:43:26
Speaker
Oh, perfect. What was his name? Callaway Callaway. For Callaway, I do the guy who was cast as Count Fenring, but didn't show up in the movie. What was his name? Callaway. No, as for who do you pick? So there was a guy who was cast as Count Fenring to go with Leah Whatzerface. Count Fenring? From Dune 2.
00:43:55
Speaker
Oh, have you but not have you run term by them? No, that's, that's still guard still guard. Yeah, no. No, he, the guy for looking them up in the movie at all. He was in Doom, part one. No. Oh, but he's an important character and do in the book. And then he was like,
00:44:16
Speaker
He was cast, but then he was never like on. Yeah, his character did not make it past the cutting room floor. Tim Blake Nelson. He's also known as Buster Scruggs from the Ballad of Buster Scruggs. I think he has the kind of like face for it, honestly. Okay, yeah. But I still think Leo is a better Holly.
00:44:47
Speaker
And maybe Mark Ruffalo is Harry. Ooh, that would be a shift. Oh. Oh, yeah. No, Mark Ruffalo's got the range. He has the range, darling.
00:45:03
Speaker
Ana de Armas, right? For Ana? Ana de Armas or Brie Larson for Ana. I'm thinking, now I'm thinking, my joke answer was Sebastian Stan. Well, he's my legit answer, but Sebastian Stan should be Harry. And then as a joke answer, Chris Evans should be Callaway. Just for shits and giggles. Can we give him the beard? But my real answer is Matt Berry.
00:45:31
Speaker
Matt Barry. Matt Barry should be calorie. Matt Barry is just perfect. Honestly, Matt Barry should be in more shit. I know he I know would be good for him like health wise do and everything. But like, my God, he is so good. And then oh, he's the what we do in the shadows. Yeah. Yes. He's the best character in what we do. And I love every character, but he's my favorite in like I've seen him in like three different things. I'm trying to figure out that father.
00:45:59
Speaker
You're scaring that with a cat. Sorry. Sorry, Boomer. I can't decide who I want to have as Holly, because Hector makes a good point that Ryan Gosling would make a really good Holly, but with my cast, I don't know if that's a match. You know what I mean? Can I give you a thing? Ryan Gosling has chemistry with anyone. Remember that joke he did with Jimmy Kimmel for the Oscars? Not hard to have chemistry with Jimmy Kimmel. He did it, okay?
00:46:28
Speaker
I mean, Damon has good chemistry with Kimmel because they hate each other. Yeah, they're actually like forever. Yeah, they're actually friends, though. So that's different. Oh, actually, no. Another good actor for Callaway. Unironically, I think Robert Pattinson would nail it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Unironically. Oh, he told me the terrible British accent also. Oh, no, he is. He is English.
00:46:56
Speaker
But I just keep thinking of like his terrible southern accent from the devil all the time.
00:47:03
Speaker
I did not hate and and from and his terrible French accent in in the King like in both films They hired they hired a dialect coach or like an accent coach for him and in both films He avoided him avoided the coach. They got him. I like whatever he's playing. I like that. He's playing Batman He's just like he's all in on it though. It's so I'm vengeance
00:47:27
Speaker
And then for director, I think Eggers would be my choice. Eggers? No. Robert Eggers, yeah. He'd make everyone, he would make everyone speak with an Aust, like speak in like an Austrian-German accent or just in German. He does really good timepieces, but Eggers on this kind of movie now.
00:47:49
Speaker
It was either that or Rian Johnson. I feel like I say that way too much because I really like his stuff, but he does do like a good murder mystery. Rian Johnson is kind of the king of murder mysteries right now. He did that one show too. The reincarnation of Agatha Christie herself. Wait, what? I feel like he's a reincarnation of Agatha Christie. Wasn't she Agatha Christie? Who's Agatha Christie? Yeah, who's Agatha Christie?
00:48:14
Speaker
Murder on the Orient Express, that was her, she's a murder mystery, she's the murder mystery author. She was the one who kind of popularized the trope of the butler did it. Did the butler do it on the Orient Express?
00:48:29
Speaker
Have you not seen Oreen Express? No, I have not. The best one's the newest one, I'll be honest. Hunting in Venice. Hunting in Venice is the best one. I'm not going to tell you who did it and murdered on the Oreen Express. You have to experience that. Who did it on the Nile? I didn't see the Nile. We didn't watch that one. Was it Arm and Hammer? I think he died early on, but no, it was him or Gal Gadot. One of the two died early on. Gal Gadot.
00:48:54
Speaker
Right. Right. I'm not going to help. I don't know. I forgot how to pronounce it. I don't know. I'm not going to bother. But I just it's just funny that that like Armie Hammer got canceled and then like five years later, this movie finally comes out and he's in it. Yeah.
00:49:11
Speaker
There was another movie he was working on. They like cut him completely out of the movie. Was it Bones and all? Because that would have been perfect for him. No. He wishes. Well, look, it's the same director as Call Me By Your Day. Oh, yeah. And it's Vore. Yeah. So I was like, if Armie Hammer had just been a good boy and not done any of those crimes, he could have been in the role of a lifetime for him.
Book and Film Recommendations
00:49:33
Speaker
Yeah. And then he could have started yelling at whatever the girl actress's name is and just yell at her, eat me, eat me all.
00:49:40
Speaker
Yeah. Bones and all. Is that an actual line? So there there is a title drop in the movie. It is not by Timothee Chalamet. It is by some like Bones and all. Timothee Chalamet, main girl. They have this weird like disease. I don't know how to explain the plot. I know enough of the plot. It's a camel movie. But does that actually the actual fucking line?
00:50:04
Speaker
There is a title dropped by another cannibal he said that he like asked the girl if she's ever eaten someone fully bones and all
00:50:14
Speaker
I wish it was eat me bones and all like awkwardly like no dubbed over what have been amazing and now it's and not even timothy's voice just like eat me eat me bones and all that would be some strong meme potential no bones and all was a really weird movie i'm sure it was it's challenges coming out this people people have said that it's a worse raw
00:50:38
Speaker
Hey, Ed, there's that, his new move, the Lucas new movie, Challengers, is coming out. Oh yeah, that movie looks so fucking weird. I love it. You're telling me you don't want to see threesome tennis?
00:50:50
Speaker
Zendaya? I thought I said threesome tenet and I'm like, that would have won me over. It looks really weird. Like the sexual tension in the fucking trailer is through the roof. I can't wait to watch the movie. I mean, isn't it the same guy who directed Suspiria? No, it's the same dude who directed Call Me By Your Name. But isn't he the guy who did Suspiria? I don't think so. You can double check, I might be wrong.
00:51:20
Speaker
uh while you're looking that up i might as well start the fun question luka luka luka do i not yet it's the same luka i keep telling you it's the same guy the new suspicious yeah 2018 sesperia i keep thinking it's a superior i keep confusing it with the movie that was uh
00:51:38
Speaker
There's a movie called that's like suburbia or something. And it's like, uh, it's with, uh, what's this child above. And I remember seeing the trailer as a kid and had that like Suspiria song from like Rihanna. And for some reason that was always in my head. Like, yeah. Anyway, so that's why I get confused. You mean disturb you? Disturbia. Yes. Movies.
00:52:07
Speaker
I haven't seen a perfect podcast. I haven't seen it. You know, it could be it could be for the podcast. I remember there was the summer after it came out. I watched it like a lot because I was doing nothing that summer. And it was always on cable for like the movie channels. And I watched it several times. There's a lot of movies I've seen that are like we should we should do a Shia LaBeouf like. Montage, I feel a little weird with some of the shit coming out of your question that you wanted to ask.
00:52:35
Speaker
He's a piece of shit, but still. Yeah. Um, what was the question you wanted to ask? What have you guys been seeing or? Oh, we're jumping straight to that. I mean, there's nothing left. I can't think of anything else. Yeah. Invincible does better. Like relationship drama than a lot of shit. Oh yeah. No, for sure. I know the exact thing you're talking about. Yeah. But handle much better than the comics. Let me tell you.
00:53:01
Speaker
handled much better in the comics? Then the comics. Then the comics, okay. No, I actually really dug this. So, real quick, did you hate Amber, like, did, you know the hate that Amber got in Season 1, right? I never felt it, never felt it. Yeah, she acted like a completely normal 17-year-old girl. Exactly. Yeah, like, of course she's gonna be a little, like, weird about it, but like... Ed, the internet's full of incels.
00:53:26
Speaker
Oh, and also she's black, so. Yeah. Like, that adds to my point. The internet's full of incels. So that's yours? Invincible. Oh, Jujutsu Kaisen. I just started watching that. I need to start watching that. So good. Yeah, I know. I need to start. Yeah. Apparently, I've gotten to the part where I'm in season two now, starting that end.
00:53:57
Speaker
Oh, are you in Shibuya? People told me to... Like, don't... Don't get attached to characters. Yeah, you're in Shibuya. Oh, fuck. Have fun. I don't know if I'm in Shibuya yet. I'm in the... You'll know. You'll know. I'm in the prequel part of season two. All right. I'm in the prequel part. Domain expansion. Okay. Did you watch the movie? I am, like, halfway through the movie. Okay. Um... That's yours.
00:54:25
Speaker
Those are your two. What are your two? So, uh, I already mentioned it and I feel like this is just a, Oh, I'll do two. Okay. So under the skin is really good. It's, uh, it's really nice. It's very, like, if you don't understand what feminism is about, maybe give that a watch and have us think about it. Um, the other movie that Hector and I watched, uh, was 3000 years of longing. Oh, yeah.
00:54:54
Speaker
With Idris Elba and... Why am I forgetting her name? Tilda Swinton. Idris Elba and Tilda Swinton. It's George Miller as a director and writer. I just saw a clip of that, honestly. Honestly, I really enjoyed it. It's exactly my brand of shit. Like between the two movies, that's the one that I... I've been wanting to watch that movie for a long time. It's based off a short story, apparently.
00:55:19
Speaker
I don't know. It vibed. It was exactly what I needed. It's one of those like maximalist pieces, kind of. Maximalist kind of works with some of the story decisions and shit. No, I don't agree with you. I don't know. I saw recently, it just came up on my YouTube feed, I guess, where it was Idris Elba trying to get Tilda Swinton to make three wishes. And she's like, oh, I wish for this. I wish for a cup of tea. And she's like, she's like,
00:55:47
Speaker
basically doesn't want anything. And he's like, and yourself was just like, how can you not want anything? Not yet. Yeah. Uh, no, that's an interesting scene. It's really good. Um, but yeah, those are my two Hector. Also Jonathan Glazer for under the skin gave a very beautiful speech in the Oscar. What's your two things that I'm trying to think. So I saw,
00:56:17
Speaker
I read a book over spring break called titanium noir. Ruthie got it for me right after Christmas. We went to a bookstore in the beach and it was a very popular book. It is a sci fi noir and it does its job very well. I read the whole thing. I did not. I could not put the book down. I finished like we were going to go to the beach. So she got from me right after Christmas on the beach. So I finished this year's spring break. Right. I finally started and read it.
00:56:46
Speaker
Um, I could prioritize that over food and water. I did. I prioritize it over sleep. Ruth and everyone to the beach the next day. And I was like, I'll just read like one more chapter. Next thing I know I finished the book. Yeah. And it was like midnight. It was really good. It's like a one-off. I liked it a lot. Yeah. How similar is it to Blade Runner? Like on a scale from one to 10? Very, very un, uh, some of the themes are a little more.
00:57:18
Speaker
I think some of the more, uh, cap and there is some anti-capitalist involves corporations. I'm trying to spoil, but, uh, there's some corporation stuff going on and it is kind of, I'm trying to think out loud. I'm trying to process it. Cause that was a, that took me out for a sec. Uh, and Blade Runner has some of those themes. Not as much of a little, I'd say like a three or four. Okay.
00:57:48
Speaker
but it's very good, highly recommend it. And my other one, what was that other? We watched a different, did I watch anything? Oh, no. Oh, I watched the first episode of Scavengers Rain on Max.
00:58:13
Speaker
I watched it yesterday. It is a show about people who crash land on an alien planet. And they kind of use, and the aliens are very unique, very unique. And, uh... Wait, which one? Scavenger's Rain. Oh, that's the animated thing, right? Yes, I started watching it, finally. Yeah, I was super interested on... Where is it on? Max, I just started watching it. I don't have Max right now.
00:58:38
Speaker
I just got my max back, so I've been watching it. It's pretty good. Like, the first episode really hooked me. And it's not... You know how people complain? Someone on our Discord, I think it was Luther, all their dice, was like, oh, is there any good adult animation that isn't just swearing and like a bunch of raunchy jokes? Comedy? Yes. This one is it. Also, it's 2D animated, which, you know, I'll support it. Gotta love it.
00:59:08
Speaker
God love, Tootie. Did you ever watch Blood of Zeus, Hector? Oh, good lord. Oh, Ruthie. It was so bad. Did we watch Blood of Zeus? Yeah, I didn't like it either. And like right around the pandemic and nothing since then. I think it got silently canceled. Mm hmm. Not for the end. It feel bad for the animators, but it was the same people as Castlevania.
Future Episodes and Podcast Conclusion
00:59:33
Speaker
Yes and no, it was some of them, but not. I don't think it was, yeah, I was like, I think it was like one of the, a few of the main writers, Castlevania, not true. Kind of the first season is kind of a letdown. I don't, I didn't like much other than or locks the character.
00:59:51
Speaker
I felt it had a stronger first season than the original Castlevania. Are you serious? The first episode of the original Castlevania is like the best first episode I've ever seen. Well, let me finish. It sets it up so fucking well.
01:00:05
Speaker
I mean, ending wise, I was like, oh, yeah, I mean, okay. I don't know. I liked the art style a little more. They did do some subtle changes. I dug it more. I did not like some of the subtle, some of the changes on the art style. Also, some of the fighting was the fighting was really, I think, good. What? Yeah. And like, okay. So like.
01:00:28
Speaker
Also, I like Richter, so like I thought they had a lot more money for this. But the fights are still like five frames a second. Probably because they're saving them all up for the ending. They had to pick and choose. I also I don't think they have as much money because keep in mind that Netflix has been gutting animation. That's not anime. Netflix has been getting everything. Yeah. Except for the reality B.
01:00:57
Speaker
I can't say that too negatively. I do love love on the spectrum. But yeah, anyways, next time it's Ed's. So it's my turn to pick for Ed. Unless the certain Oh, shit. Sorry.
01:01:18
Speaker
Rebel Moon Part 2 will probably be out around the time this episode releases. Yeah, so we'll have to do Rebel Moon Part 2, but you'll definitely think of a movie to torture me with.
01:01:30
Speaker
Well, so here's the thing, I got two and you guys can like be the angel and devil on my shoulder, right? What are the two? Hector gave me a really good suggestion. A movie that slows down and it takes its time and it really builds up these characters before like so that you really get to know them and you really have an emotional connection to them. Ed's favorite fix. His favorite, his default fix. So we could do Power Rangers.
01:02:01
Speaker
OK. At the same time. I'm a bastard and we still haven't seen Master of Disguise. No, no, no, no. So whichever one you guys hate. No, please don't. I'm leaning towards. I hate Michael Myers. I hate Mike Myers. It's not Mike Myers. Yes, it is. He's not the main guy. Yes, he is. He's in the advertising. No, it's Dana Carvey. Yeah.
01:02:30
Speaker
Who's Dana Carvey? Dana Carvey. This guy. The movie with the wrong person on Rotten Tomatoes? Yeah. Okay. Who's Dana Carvey? Oh, he's Wade's World. Okay. Yeah. Let's see. In Hotel Transylvania. He's in Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Really odd parents. They're for a lot of princess surprise me for some reason.
01:02:59
Speaker
So Ruthie, you're going to pick the one that we. Which one? Yeah. Yeah. And if I have, I'm just going to stay silent and hope for the good 50 50 on this. Cause so far Hector's making me lean towards master of disguise. No, I think I did make you watch blow up, but you're making me watch. Hey, remember it's me, not Hector.
01:03:31
Speaker
But I know you would hate Master of Disguise. That's a funny thing. I love you, Ed. Thank you for trying to save me. I shat on you like right before this. I feel like a dick. And I think that's why he's doing this, because Ed, whenever we're late on setting up, Ed will just call me. Ed will just be like, ew, or get better, or like your Garbo.
01:03:55
Speaker
So today I was like, I hope your hot pockets are always cold in the middle. I hope my hair is weirdly off in each style and it won't smooth over. I hope your favorite band cancels their concert now before starting. Oh, you know it would be a good one. What? I hope you get a hair stuck in your mouth, but you can't find it. Oh, Jesus, that's worse. Not necessarily towards Ed. I don't know if he's earned that one, but just save that in your back pocket for someone. All right, Ruthie, what's the 50-50?
01:04:23
Speaker
Oh, I can't decide. We'll have time to decide. Yeah, we'll have time to decide. Join us next time for rule one, part two. Skargiver. I think that's the title. Let me look it up. Oh, shit. Yeah, this is going to be great. When does it come out? It's like in April. No, or something. Nineteen. Nineteen. So we can take a little bit of a break. So.
01:04:50
Speaker
Um, hold up. Let's look at the calendar here real quick. It's April 19th. We could watch it on in that weekend and then we could, oh, wait. So this, oh, so we're supposed to record the week. It's coming out. We can take it. Like I said, we can take a break. Um, what we can do, it has stupid idea guys, stupid, stupid idea. You do a filler episode.
01:05:20
Speaker
We can do a filler episode. Oh, Ruthie and I, we can, Ruthie, we can record the Dragon Ball episode. Oh yeah. This filler. Yeah. Oh yeah. Do the Dragon Ball episode. Yeah. A little date night. A little date night. Um, where was I going with this? But right. I have some idea. What if we like watched it together? Rebel moon. Okay. Rebel moon. Oh no. And then let me finish. Let me finish. I kind of already made a blood packed.
01:05:46
Speaker
to watch it with him. Yeah. That's fair. What were you gonna say? I was gonna say we can watch it together and then like what if we did like a try to thing of like within a few hours of watching it we sit down we record all together. Oh damn. And then we just try to see if we can because like I don't know about you. Sometimes the fixes don't take me that long. I don't think it doesn't take me that long to come up with stuff.
01:06:11
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, I didn't take notes in this movie because I couldn't find anything. Yeah. For the third man. So yeah. Um, I mean, we can, no, no, no, it's fine. We can pick another movie to try this experiment out with. I just thought it'd be a fun episode. We could do relevant part three. It'll only be a couple of months. There's a part three. I thought it was a trilogy. No, it's a trilogy. Zack Snyder wanted his own Star Wars and he's getting his own Star Wars trilogy. So we're not getting.
01:06:40
Speaker
Part three for a while, dude. Who says it's Ex-Nider's decision? It is Ex-Nider's decision. This is an event. This is an event. Ed's going to unironically be a harder Rebel Moon fan. Yeah, honestly, we're the action figures. Where's the cosplay?
01:07:04
Speaker
Ed, can you name me five characters from Rubble Boom? I know Diego Luna's in the movie. Top of your head. The characters, not the actors. I don't know. There's black hair, sad lady. No, the names though. The character names. Farm girl, white hair, princess. Yep. Antler bot.
01:07:33
Speaker
oh antler bot yes why does he have handlers fuck us I don't know because he's a warforged druid
01:07:47
Speaker
You forgot BDSM fascist. BDSM fascist? Oh, yeah, the technical shit. Also, no, I do know why he has antlers. It's so he can get a signal because he's a robot. Join us next time for possibly relevant part two. If not, whatever Ruthie decides. And if not that.
01:08:09
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something else or I guess I guess you guys will get Dragon Ball before well we're gonna have a little date night Dragon Ball thing yeah I won't be there yeah cuz he didn't want to do it chicken no I wait no hold up you tried to veto it I tried to veto Dragon Ball evolution yeah okay yeah it's alright people understand that I have stronger
01:08:37
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Opinions. Yeah over you guys. Yeah, but yeah, no you're not doing you know what it is. Yeah Drink a ball date night next time. I won't be there. Maybe I will who knows You guess you'll have to tune in and find out if you'll get my strong opinions on that Fucking like I don't even the train wreck is not enough to describe what it is. I'm grateful for that movie genuinely I'm not I mean we got super because of that
01:09:09
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Well, yeah, that's that's it for today though Goodbye
01:09:17
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Goodbye. Goodbye. Today's film was The Third Man, directed by Carol Reed. The screenplay was written by Orson Welles, Carol Reed, and Graham Greene. The cinematographer was Robert Krasker. Now, if you haven't seen it yet, you should absolutely give this classic a watch. After all, they made a movie which is more than we can say here. And after a month of solid deliberation, our next movie will be Rebel Moon Part 2, and I will warn you,
01:09:46
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It is so dumb. But our movie afterwards will be Puerto Ricans in Paris. Goodbye.