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HTSF Ep 69: The Book of Boba Fett Ch 7: In the Name of Honor
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In this final episode of The Book of Boba Fett, “In the Name of Honor,” the Pyke Syndicate wages war on Boba Fett’s forces in Mos Espa, but Boba’s got backup: Din Djarin, the Mods, Black Krrsantan, and a very dramatic rancor entrance. There’s blaster fire, explosions, and a showdown with Cad Bane that ends with Boba proving old-school Tusken skills still work best. And just when things look grim, Grogu shows up to tame a rampaging rancor like it’s a sleepy puppy. The Pykes are ultimately driven out, solidifying Boba’s control over the city and bringing the conflict to an end.
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Transcript
Introduction and Technical Issues
00:00:37
Speaker
Could you just see the video or were were we still like floating around in the corner? We were on the right hand side. All right. Well, that's stupid. All right. Well, anyway, welcome. Tahan took shots first. I don't know how much of that. couple fucking neophytes over here. i don't know how much of that kerfuffle is going to be left in the episode,
Opinions on 'The Book of Boba Fett'
00:00:55
Speaker
but it was funny. So we are here to talk about the Book of Boba Fett, Chapter 7, in the name of honor.
00:01:04
Speaker
Honor. I know all about it. I'm kind of a Mandalorian, you know. Not really. But I am. I also just realized that my name is my full name. I don't like that either.
00:01:19
Speaker
Off to a beggar start today.
00:01:23
Speaker
You know what? Our episode energy matches this episode's energy. There's good bones here. It's just not done well. There, I fixed it. All right.
00:01:36
Speaker
You can tell the way you wipe your fucking laughter tears away from your eyes that professional.
Episode Criticism and Practical Effects
00:01:41
Speaker
This episode originally aired February 9th, 2022 and was directed by mr Robert Rodriguez and written momy grod and written by Johnny Fav.
00:01:54
Speaker
Johnny Fav is a lav. He's so stupid. um I'm surprised it's Johnny Fav because I didn't. this This writing is some of the weaker ones, like jumping ahead, obviously, to the plot. It just kind of feels like we have a battle and how we going to get there? Doesn't matter.
00:02:11
Speaker
It's not thought out. Like, it's just like, all right, we'll put these people here and then have them join them there. i don't know. I had fun. Do you have more facts to get to a read to the story? No, we we're just basically into it. I mean, there I have a couple of things. I finished watching the galleries. There's some non episode related stuff that I wanted to talk about. Well, some of it's not related. Some of it is.
00:02:31
Speaker
I did notice real quick. So we've talked about the music in the past. This time I noticed in the final credits, it says musical themes by Ludwig Jornson. So even though that other guy is doing the score,
00:02:42
Speaker
The reason that the theme is banging is because it's still Mr. Ludwig. And then i finished watching the gallery because they were talking about stuff I didn't want to spoil for myself because I didn't remember the show. did you get to the part where Tamora Morrison's singing in while robby Bobby Rod's playing guitar?
00:02:58
Speaker
Yes. and ah Charming. But I saw so the previous or two episodes ago, yeah, previous episode, when Grogu was jumping around on the rocks and flipping and doing his stuff.
00:03:09
Speaker
that's so That's practical. Mm-hmm. I thought it was CG because it's a toy flipping around, but they like did a bunch of practice and then like he's sitting there like watching them do it and like, okay, here's how I can edit it to make it look real. So I thought that was cool. And also definitely alllthough were all the frogs, the frogs floating out of the water. That's all practical too. That's surprising as to as well. the I mean, I'm sure there's some CG added ones, but and they showed on the behind the scenes and it was like, you could just see all the strings pulling them up out of the water.
00:03:39
Speaker
it's like we said, you use your CG to enhance the shot. Don't don't have it make the shot. Yeah. And in speaking of practical, so Cad Bane is like all practical, including, because I just assumed it was like, OK, it's a suit, and it's this and that, but they fix the face. The mouth movements are all practical, too. The guys the guys designed a mask that was like tight enough on this person's face, so even with the fake teeth in there, when the the actor moves his mouth, the whole thing moves. And a very, very minor complaint because you can't compare it well. But he's um he's just less articulate and articulated in this than he is to the cartoon, but for good reason. You know, I just like knowing the cartoon, I was like, all right, I see a little stiffness in the lips. But I wonder if someone like you that's never seen him in a cartoon outside of the Tales of the Underworld now, but like it probably didn't look anything odd to you. You're like, that's how that species talks.
00:04:34
Speaker
Yeah. OK, I mean, I could tell that it was of like an application or something like that. Like you could tell that it's a fake thing. Yeah. It's just like watching something from the 80s or whatever, where it's a creature
Plot Choices and Strategic Decisions
00:04:47
Speaker
that or, for example, the episode that we did last month because this is for December, right? Yeah. The episode we did last month with the guys at Good Beer, Bad Movie Night, the.
00:04:58
Speaker
human Oh, dead sushi? Yeah, the human-sized ah sushi man. Dude, he that's that's a great example. But like while it's talking, it's like, ah ra rah rah but it's clearly not you know articulating the things that it's saying. so I believe he was a pike.
00:05:13
Speaker
I believe his his family is in this episode. I believe he's a um pike syndicate. he He failed them, so he moved and became sushi. But see, this was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
00:05:25
Speaker
Well, yeah, he got he got here with E.T. Oh, okay. Duh. So this starts in like the fucking the ruins of Garza Fwip's bar after the bombing, right? Yeah.
00:05:37
Speaker
Here's where I already have a beef with the writing. Because Fennec and Boba are like, let's go to the palace. It's a fortress. It's a literal fortress. We can hold up there. They can't siege us.
00:05:49
Speaker
And these fucking mods are like, no No, we can't abandon the city. They need our protection. if you they're They're fine if you're not standing right next to them. Go to the palace and draw the fighting away from the people.
00:06:02
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, I kind of i saw that. i mean i The way they explained it away was like you said. It was them being like, no, because we have to stay here. It was basically like we have to stay here so the people can see that we're protecting them and whatever. But, like, yeah, if you weren't there, then we wouldn't have...
00:06:18
Speaker
Rancor Kaiju rampaging through the city at the end of the episode. Which also, i was like, protection? You've got to get a Rancor tearing this town apart. Protection. Well, it went into a blood rage, you know? Sometimes you just can't help it.
00:06:33
Speaker
Yeah, that's true. Blood rages are real. No, that's just like a minor gripe with the writing already. was like me this morning when the dog wouldn't stop howling in the other room. I went into a blood rage. ah How many dogs you have now? Two and a half. Well, technically four, but that one is two halves. I went full rancor on it and just ripped it and grabbed down the middle. Do it.
00:06:55
Speaker
Just screaming. you know I'm like, I'm trying to sleep. Anyway. Did you hear Boba Fett's fucking best emperor? We'll get there.
Character Dynamics and Humor
00:07:01
Speaker
No, I didn't hear it. I didn't notice. it's It's literally when he rips the robot like he has the robot and he's all do it. Oh, yeah. But he says it New Zealand instead of evil.
00:07:13
Speaker
um So, yeah, evil Mando lets them know, like, hey, man, we're going to be good. Cobb Vanth is raising a garrison for us. Everything's going to be fucking great. Trust me. The only price he's chart. He's not charging any money.
00:07:26
Speaker
He's charging, yeah, get rid of the spice trade. And Fennec Shand's like, actually, that's a lot of money. We don't really want to get rid of that. that actually so that is a cost. But Boba Fett's like, nah, I don't want to do spice trade. I want to be the friendliest gangster in town.
00:07:40
Speaker
He wants to be the godfather. yeah He wants to be Marlon. Like, we'll kill you. We'll rob you. We'll extort you. We might even kidnap your children and your daughters and whatnot and sell them. But we will not give you drugs. Yeah, hide your wife. Hide your kids. Boba Fett's coming to town.
00:07:55
Speaker
h It's just a good statement. um So, yeah, they do lock down there because Peaky Blinders mod says they should. It's bad idea. Dude, so we cut through the the Pike guy having a meeting with the mayor and Cad Bane shows up. But I just wanted to point out real quick. So when they're showing like an establishing shot outside, there's some Jawas digging through shit. And one of the Jawas is making Jawa noises. And he literally just goes, wah, wah, wah.
00:08:29
Speaker
Well, they just found the Disturb tape. Yeah. They found the Disturb tape. It's like, ooh.
00:08:38
Speaker
The background, you got some fucking wampa. or or Man, is Disturb, it's a collection of Star Wars races, like, noises? Yeah. huh And when he's singing, he's singing like the emperor.
00:08:55
Speaker
Unlimited power. And so the mayor's there, so you're like, ah, he's in bed with them, even though we already knew. This is the first time we've actually seen them all in the room together.
00:09:06
Speaker
And ah Cad Bane's like, yeah, you don't have to worry about Freetown. I fucking killed that sheriff or marshal. He good. I shot him You know, Cad Bane's a cold-blooded killer. He's like, I shot him, but it was only in the shoulder. There's a real good chance he's alive. I'm not going lie. 100% chance he's alive. We find out during the Stinger scene that he might he might have died from that gun wound.
00:09:28
Speaker
No, because you can see it in the episode where he shoots him. Everyone's like, get a med pack on his shoulder. And like it's just it's not even close to a fatal shot. Come on. Well, they're going to turn him into a Transformer anyway.
00:09:39
Speaker
Ruining a piece of art, by the way. it's fine art named Timothy Oliphant. We'll see it in season two. Okay. I'll hold my fucking breath. The Pike leader is like, this is where the Pike leader reveals that they're the ones who killed the Tuscans. Again, not a big surprise, but... Dun, dun, dun, all that noise. Yeah. Boba Fett doesn't know, though, because we blamed it on those bikers. and He totally believes this, which he does, which is kind of sad. He's a sucker, I guess.
00:10:06
Speaker
Yeah. um And Cad Bane, I have an idea is to draw Boba Fett out. is... that oh I mean, you're doing Bane. That's fine. It's in the name. It's kind of the same thing.
00:10:18
Speaker
Oh, Boba Fett. I got an idea that's going to draw him right out. You just got to put a little Western on it. That's all. I was born in bounty hunting. Actually, so was Boba Fett. Sorry. Bad example. Shit. um Fuck.
00:10:33
Speaker
Sorry. You were saying. Do you remember? i don't remember. all right. No. So. Cad Bane, it does it does mean mean something, though, that Cad Bane was super, super respectful of Jango Fett.
00:10:44
Speaker
Like, he he was the number two. This is George speaking, by the way. Jango Fett, number one. Cad Bane, number two. And I didn't know until watching the gallery that George actually came up with Cad Bane. I just assumed it was a Filoni thing. yeah You know why? Because he has a hat.
00:11:03
Speaker
Oh, yeah. And it's funny, actually, speaking of that, when they were talking about designing the character and stuff, he's like, you know, we got the face. I think we did a really good job there trying to make it as close to the comics as we could.
00:11:15
Speaker
But he's like, the most important part was the hat. And I was like, of course it was, Dave. Yeah. No, we figured we figured so. Trapper Wolf. Sorry, Dave Filoni. I think it's important that we have like a really cool hat. I'm thinking wide-brainer. Have you ever seen The Good, Bad, and the Ugly? That's what I call my genitals. i guess that makes sense because the original the Clone Wars movie and the original seasons were back when it was still Lucasfilm, before Disney was involved, so Dave Filoni wasn't there.
00:11:43
Speaker
And Cad Bane's from all the way back back then, right? No, Filoni, I think, was there. That's when George Lucas picked him. Oh, okay, but he wasn't like i think. the main guy Not yet. OK.
00:11:56
Speaker
um Yeah. cause then He mentions in there to the Lee Van Cleef tie in and how George had always said that it was ah angel basically that he's the Lee Van Cleef to Boba Fett's Clint Eastwood.
00:12:10
Speaker
Mm hmm. So that's their like thing there. And it's I don't think it's canon because it's from a deleted scene. But I've said before the dent in the helmet was from Cad Bane. I saw i didn't really get to read the Trivia, because I was trying to set up this another new recording service that we're testing. So if there's any issues, guys.
00:12:29
Speaker
Wait you get to the stinger. It's going to be Derek just arguing with technology. but Like in Star Wars. Never tell me the odds. That was the first thing, was so talking about how it was an unfinished sequence from the Clone Wars. so Yeah, so I don't think it's really canon, but in everybody's mind, it is.
00:12:46
Speaker
Well, it's probably in a comic book by now. And then we see an X-Wing coming in. We know it's Luke's X-Wing because we got little R2 whistly pants in the back there. I just love how Palimodo's like, holy shit, the fucking cops are here. She's like, the fuzz. She's like, fucking, hey, little pit droid guy, hide that. You, put the drugs over there. No, don't follow me with it. Holy shit, dude. And then she goes out and she's like, I just registered with the New Republic. like Literally, while you were pulling up, it's crazy. It's insane, the timing of this visit. It just shows you like the New Republic is using imagery.
00:13:20
Speaker
It's one of the reasons that they scrapped all the Star Destroyers, even though they were like you know you could easily help protect your government from the for ah your your New Republic from the First Order if you had those ships, but it's a bad image. You've got to get rid of them.
00:13:33
Speaker
Well, if they just like painted them pink and put a bow on them, people would be like, oh, it's the Lady Star Destroyer. It's a lot nicer. How do you know? What's the difference between Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man? Well, she has a bow. What's the difference between the ah the Empire and the New Republic? Well, New Republic has bow, Derek. Bow Derek.
00:13:54
Speaker
We don't have Death Stars anymore. We have Happy Stars. These are called Happy Deaths. Oh, we changed the wrong part of the name. I'm an idiot. Death Happy. Fuck. But yeah, she's flipping out and then she goes over and the thing opens and it looks like there's no one in there. And then Grogu pops out doing adorable stuff.
00:14:11
Speaker
Did you learn how to fly already? ah And like I think it's R2 does a beep boop and she's like, Grogu. I think it's, oh, well, there's that. But I think her astromech is the one that's like, guest does some beep boops. And she's like, I know an astromech flew the ship. I'm i' being funny.
00:14:26
Speaker
I'm trying to talk to this 50-year-old child. I'm being adorable. I'm being a comedy relief. Shut up. They'll stand next to the gonk droid. R2 gives her some beeps and whistles, and she's like, Grogu? well That's a terrible name. I'm not calling you that. I wondered if that was part of, like...
00:14:41
Speaker
people's reaction i think so it had to have been that was the only other trivia i think i saw because it was the next one underneath because i just opened it and then was like and we're fine we got a lot to talk about yeah but like i said that like people didn't ever since the name was revealed in the chapter 13 of mando season two or chapter 13 of mando everybody had been bitching about it so Well, I know in my group, at least, everyone's like, I'm going to call him Baby Yoda.
00:15:06
Speaker
and I'm not i'm not not changing. Well, when it comes to, you know what? People are going to be insisting on calling it Baby Yoda, so when they finally reveal its origins, their original plan was that it was Yoda's child, and now they're like, nope. Yeah.
00:15:19
Speaker
Fuck you. It's not they're going opposite of episode nine. they're like, nope, Reddit's not right in this one. Why don't you just call Baby Yaddle, because it's Yaddle's baby. Oh, God, yeah. Oh, God, Yaddle.
00:15:30
Speaker
With, ah well, they she didn't have to have sex with anything. They're like frogs. They just produce asexually. That's how frogs work, right? think so. I'm not a science. That sounds right. I wonder if Yoda's species, we'll never find out, can have babies with other species. Because we know, like, Twi'leks and humans can can breed.
00:15:48
Speaker
Is it like a mule when it comes out, though? Sterile? Yeah, sterile and kind of like not 100% right. Not the human the Twi'lek. Oh, okay.
00:15:59
Speaker
They can make like functional babies? You know what? We'll definitely see. It's ah fucking Ahsoka. Freddie Prinze Jr. and your girl from ah Scott Pilgrim. They have a bebe.
00:16:11
Speaker
Oh, okay. So Harrison Doola. R2 is getting annoyed because she's like, Mando's not here. He's in Mos Pelgo. So R2's like, cool, we're getting the fuck out. And she's like, the fuck you are. I'm going to cuddle this little baby and give him some food. And R2's just like, beep, boop, meow.
00:16:27
Speaker
And she's like, I don't care if you're in a hurry. Yeah. Feeding the baby some worms. Okay. Baby likes to eat wiggly, wiggly stuff. So we've got everybody getting set up there. They're waiting for their reinforcements and they've got people out patrolling the streets. it's a dumb fucking plan. It's naive. It's naive. Yeah. Cause you're like, well, they're definitely not going to turn on us. They're mobsters. Well, you know, Boba, I think he's not 100 percent on it, but he's like, it is in their best interest to not turn on us because the Pikes are just going to take their shit later. Yeah. But these guys aren't thinking these guys aren't thinking that far in advance. Well, it's a 50 50 thing. It's like either they're smart enough to know that the Pikes are just going to take their shit or all they're thinking about is right now.
00:17:12
Speaker
And this is going to be the most useful thing to them. Well, and it's it's even goes even dumber for me because he's like, we'll see them before anybody
Tension and Negotiations
00:17:20
Speaker
sees us. Or Finnick Chan says that. Cut to the mods on the brightest motorcycles ever rolling through Pike territory. like that Those are those idiots that work for Boba Fett.
00:17:30
Speaker
Also, though, right after that line, cut to fucking... ah Black Chrysanthemum. No, 8D8. Oh, yeah. Nobody can sneak up on Coming in, he's like, someone's here to see you, Lord Fett.
00:17:43
Speaker
No one can sneak up on us. But it's the Gamorreans are patrolling the star star yard, I guess what it's called. And then Black Chrysanthemum is by himself patrolling the streets near City Hall. And the mods are in the workers' district. Put him into Trandoshans. Yeah.
00:17:58
Speaker
So... They all kind of get well first jumping ahead of myself to the Godfather sequence there. um So Cad Bane shows up. He's the one that's waiting outside and fucking Boba Fett because I forgot they already knew each other because again no cartoons and he just walks out. and He's like I thought I smelled something and I was like something gutless. They have another, dude i don't know if you wrote it down, but they have another really ridiculous Star Wars line. because I rewound it so I could write it down. Hit me with it. It's like Quacta? Yeah, I don't negotiat negotiate, or sorry, ah dance moves. I don't negotiate with gutless murderers.
00:18:39
Speaker
he says, if that's not the quactor calling the stiffling slimy. What? What was all that? I don't know what any of that You just reminded me we're in Star Wars universe. Thank you for saying those words. Because I was worried about it I paid Vanth a visit. Should have never left him without his armor.
00:19:00
Speaker
No, it's my armor. he He shouldn't have taken it from me and gotten used to it. It's my armor. It's got my fucking name on this chain code. Fuck off. And he's got snipers in position. The armor's tight tagged up. It says Boba was here. That's mine. like If Cad Bane came up...
00:19:14
Speaker
I could get people not being like, there's somebody on their way, because nobody else knows who Cad Bane is. Right. But these snipers set Then there's also just snipers, not just like one sniper, there are snipers across all the rooftops. And I'm like, wait, yeah you just let all the fish people sneak in?
00:19:28
Speaker
Yeah. Well, they're slippery little suckers. The mods call, I tried to grab them, but they slipped out of my hand and flopped away. If you're trying to grab a fish, fuck off. So he's like, let the spice trade continue.
00:19:41
Speaker
So... so He'll only talk with the head of the pikes. And this is this is where Cad Bane is like, you mean the ones that killed your Tuscan family? I'm doing Bane again. I just keep going back to Bane. That's It's Bane. It's fucking Bane. Do Bane. He's a cowboy Bane. Cat Bane.
00:19:57
Speaker
so You adopted to the Red Laser. i was born into it. This is Fennec Shand is telling him because he's he's ready to attack now because he's pissed. He's like, let's fucking go.
00:20:10
Speaker
Let's go. I got armor. And this is the first time she's trying to talk him out of a fight instead of vice versa. She's like, no, no, no. We should fight on our terms, not theirs. So he just says negotiations are terminated. terminated And Cad Bane tells him you're going soft in your old age.
00:20:25
Speaker
And everybody does kind of walks off. Did the major Domo guy in this episode... oscillates between being funny because of the shitty little sycophant person he is and annoying me yeah that's a good way to describe it because it's both because like right here he says some shit i guess he's annoying me but i love he's just talking talking talking and boba fett's like uh can you call and see how much they would pay for uh twi'lek and he's like no to shut apologies apologies all around i should you know what i shouldn't even have spoken That is weird that I even opened my fucking mouth. I'm kind of a coward and kind of a quiet person unless I get nervous. If I get nervous, I can't stop talking. But I will shut up now because you pointed your gun at me. What is that, the E3, E11 you got there? That's a good-looking gun. I don't want it to be pointed at me anymore, though. I'll i'll shut up.
00:21:14
Speaker
He gets them good later too with the negotiations. So the mods call Boba Fett and like, dude, something. He's like, you see someone coming? He's like, no, but it's the female one, the girl from Companion, whose name I can't remember. Sophie Turner. I think that sounds that sounds OK. It's close. It's either that or that's the girl from Game of Thrones. So turns from Game of Thrones. It's something. But she's a girl from Companions. And she's like, something feels off.
00:21:42
Speaker
And this is when the Aqualish guys in the worker district start pulling guns out of fucking baskets and and fruit racks and all this shit. Good thing we have our backs to a wall like we planned it.
00:21:54
Speaker
whoever writes Whoever writes Star Wars does not understand like operational logistics. You get one military person that's ever planned any sort of like battle successfully and just have them overlook your plans. Well, they do understand. They just usually forget because later in this episode, that literally that exact thing comes up.
00:22:13
Speaker
From this girl who has her back to a wall right now. Then we have the Trandoshans start attacking Black Kersantan. They go brutal. By the way, Boba Fett calls him Santo. I'm like, that's yeah so quick so much quicker. Santo. Also, Santo was a luchador.
00:22:30
Speaker
in like the 50s and 60s who also got like he became like a super celebrity and had like comic books he has i own like three of his movies oh I remember you showing me yeah so anyway that's all I was thinking of now i was waiting for Black Crescent to pull out his little mask and start doing wrestling moves did the Trandoshans make it fucking personal though because they pull out knives and swords And we've talked about, at least I've spoken about how the Trandoshans hunt Wookiees. Like it's a big thing for them and their religion. Yeah. So they're like, the syndicates like take them out, but take them out in pieces. And then on the Clatoonians attack the Gamorreans up in the Staryard. Useless fucking Gamorreans. Well, and it's just the two because they're just supposed to call in and be like, right wait wait or whatever they sound like. but like So they're not ready for on they're not ready for a big fight. So you got two pigs being attacked by a horde of bulldogs.
00:23:22
Speaker
I know, but they just get pushed off this cliff so unceremoniously. Yeah, those poor guys. Fight somebody. Take somebody with you. Don't keep backstepping. Yeah. Go out in a blaze of fucking glory and blades. Yeah, those guys are gone. The Pikes are in...
00:23:38
Speaker
ah ordo All this is happening, and Boba Fett's like, ask the Majordomo, so like, where are the pikes? Are they in Mos Eisley? And he's like, well, it's hard to say. I don't know. And he's like, I'm going to fucking shoot you. How about that? He's like, you know, they are in Mos Eisley, specifically in this building. Like, it's crazy. I just thought of that. Right as you put your gun on me.
00:23:59
Speaker
So Fennec zips off to go... do something with them. I don't, she, she doesn't end up going there. So I don't know why that was important. She does. It's the end. Oh, she ends up there. Yeah. At first she's not because she's, she stops to help the mods. Yeah. Yes.
00:24:15
Speaker
Yes. The mods are on their phone. they're like, we we can't leave. We're pinned down. She's like, stay there. It's like, what do you mean Stay there. Keep your fucking heads down. She shoots everybody off camera again. like That's just her move, dude. If you see a laser bolt coming off camera, Fennec Shand.
00:24:31
Speaker
And it's a little gripe, but like she shows up and like she blasts those dudes. She takes a bunch of guys out. She saves the mods. And then she's talking to them and she gets on her speeder that's sitting right there. And I'm like, well, if you pulled your speeder up right next to them, wouldn't they have seen you?
00:24:46
Speaker
Uh-huh. But... what What's that lady in the speeder doing? Oh, no, she got off. She's going upstairs. She's in a building. She's in a building. The speeder has Batmobile controls, and, like, so she got off on the other side of the building, but then set it to come around. It's a self-driving car.
00:25:00
Speaker
She has the closest thing to Batman in this universe. Yeah. Except for the man that's actually a bat. Is there a man that's a bat? Yeah, there's a little, I can't remember name. Well, that's more like Man Bat than Batman.
00:25:12
Speaker
Valid point. Because Man Bat is a character. yep um Yeah, so she saves them from Aqualish. And you'll be proud because I remembered Aqualish and I remembered Clotudians, but at first I couldn't remember Trandoshans just like, lizard people. And then it was like 10 minutes later I was like, Trandoshans! And I went back and changed my notes so I would remember.
00:25:34
Speaker
Good job. Yeah. It's weird. does it Does your phone recognize those words now? ah Well, it does know how to spell chrysanthemum. Fuck yeah. Now you gotta change to Santo. ah it' so So I thought about it while this was going on. I was like, so we've got dog people, fish people, lizard people, and... and ah Walrus people i don't know what are Aqualish they've got like the tusks kind of yeah going on it's it's more that than anything else I would say more walrus so it's basically just humans against weird animal creatures so what we're actually watching whoa what we're actually watching instead of Star Wars is ah the island of Dr. Moreau somebody here sounds like the emperor humans versus weird animal creatures they're people too buddy fucking xenophobe
00:26:27
Speaker
I don't know. One of them walrus dudes came over and was trying to preach me about religion. I said, go back to where you came from. Go back your... You can aqua lick my balls. Go back to your glacier. or where i saw your wife last night. She's looking aqualicious.
00:26:43
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Tell her I said... She'll understand what I mean.
00:26:50
Speaker
the pikes could still understand what i mean The Pikes converge on Garstaff Whip's club, and it's just Mando and Boba Fett. And so Boba Fett's like, whoo it's a good thing they didn't settle down in the palace. i We did not have enough people for a siege. They're in the broken down club. Oh, my God. This is going to be so much easier. Now the people get to watch us kill them.
00:27:13
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To be fair, in the palace with this small number of people, it would still literally just be a siege and they just have to wait them out. versus Well, there's automat there's automated defenses, though. Okay, I guess i've never seen that, so...
00:27:25
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, this is a, it's literally a power also he could just get in his ship and just fucking fly around the fortress be like pew, pew, pe pew, pe pew. Mando even pitches, like, we can dip out of here and get our ship, get your ship. He's like, I'm not leaving.
00:27:38
Speaker
I didn't say leave. I'm talking about carpet bombing these motherfuckers. So you know what happened to your planet? We're going to do that, but to these guys. ah I mean, it might be less destructive than a fucking rancor.
00:27:56
Speaker
Maybe. It's pretty destructive. It's pretty destructive, man. going to save this fucking town. But like so Boba Fett is like so I suppose you're going to be heading out and Mando's just like nah man that's not the creed I'm with you till we both fall and I love Boba Fett's thing though because he's like you buy into that bantha fodder and he's like yeah he goes hood oh thank god oh thank god honey I was ah hiding my my coward list I was pooping myself so do we wait and fight them on their terms or do we catch them by surprise and just fucking run out there
00:28:31
Speaker
and can i may i May I offer a third option? I don't know if you know this. I actually went to Courson University. Not that that makes me better than you. i'm Sure, I pledged to Jabba Jabba Minoc, and we where the we played we played ah for the fighting banthas. That's just kind of, sure, I was the captain of the lacrosse team.
00:28:58
Speaker
That's right, lacrosse from the cafeteria. All right, well, now i'm ah now I have to open up Photoshop when we're done here and design a T-shirt for Jabba Jabba Minoc fraternity.
00:29:13
Speaker
I'm going to i'm gonna need you to send me some... ah ah Some Arabash? Arabash letters. like night See, it's all these names. I was sitting here like, Aqualish. Nope, that's not it. Aqualish. Still not it. um Well, you adapted to Star Wars. But like right before um Major Domo... I'm born on Doran. Right before Major Domo starts doing all that shit, though, it's really funny because it's like, okay, I guess we're going to fucking run out there. and But if it's like, last chance, you sure? Yeah. And Mando's like, this is the way. And you're like, here comes the action. And then it's Major Tomo like, ah point of order. Pardon, pardon. where Where did you go to college, Tatooine State? Not that there's anything wrong with that. ah You went to most Pelgo community college. You went to Corellian community? You're going to tell me that you played for Corellian community. What's your mascot, the shipbuilders? No, the street urchins? The flying solos.
00:30:05
Speaker
The flying solos? Well, you're always alone, so we'll just call you the solos. Yeah. Well, you only ever score one point, so we'll call you same. You know, everybody wants to go to Bespin. That's the party school. Fucking Dean Calrissian over there. Like, all right, we're going to take a look at you. Yeah, you look like you got the stuff to make it in this university. I mean, it's the party school. Speaking making it in this university. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, it's the party school, but it's also the sexual harassment school. But, well, I feel like it's consensual because, you know, Billy Dee.
00:30:33
Speaker
Well, but it was the 70s, and that's what that's just what professors did back then. so Oh, yeah. Dude, why do you why i think they called him Lobot? He kept that in the lowdown. Lobot's seen some shit, dude. Lowdown bot. um But he's like basically, he's like, I majored in negotiations for corporations or some shit. So he's like, I'll go out there and negotiate for you. And he's like, OK, cool. And Boba Fett writes some shit down on his little ah iPad. Yeah.
00:30:59
Speaker
And the dude goes out there and he's like, I'm unarmed. I just have this this iPad here. It's got the terms of our surrender. Let me read it to you. Boba Fett, solemnly swear to be up to no good. he's like, fucking read it. Read it, you fucking tail head. A wonderful nickname that I've never grown tired of. But, like, I love it. He's like, me, I, Boba Fett, daimyo of Tatooine in the absence of Sir Jabba the Hutt or whatever. And he's like, here are the terms of my surrender.
00:31:34
Speaker
Actually, let's hear the terms of, ah what what do you what do you guys have? Just read the fucking thing. Just read it. No. No. It's basically like he says that like the offer is nothing, but it's basically just like the terms are no.
00:31:48
Speaker
It just says here, pick up your shit and leave his words, his words, not mine. not mine I wrote part of it down because it's ah so leave the planet and your spice trade. If you refuse, the arid sands of Tatooine will flourish with flowered fields fertilized with the bodies of your dead. Oh my God, he's good. Did you hear that? i got all that alliteration?
00:32:09
Speaker
He is good. The man knows how to paint a picture. They're all staring at him, and he's like, those were his words. i I went to Coruscant University. I used little bit of something called iambic pentameter. I think you know about William Vibrospear.
00:32:29
Speaker
Everybody studied William Vibrospear. I mean, he's one of the great playwrights. Ah, yes, uh, I got nothing. I was trying to think of a Romeo and Juliet in Star Wars language, and I had... Luke and Leia? Luke and Leia. That's more of a Hamlet.
00:32:46
Speaker
Or a Macbeth. Macbeth. Sorry. That's the one where he's fucking his mom. He's fucking his sister in this one. Same thing. That's that Oedipus Rex? He wants to fuck his mom. That's Macbeth, right? No. No?
00:32:58
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Whitney said no. I think you're thinking Oedipus Rex. Othello. She said Othello. You said e i mean it's an Oedipal complex, so Oedipus, yeah. Yeah, it doesn't matter.
00:33:10
Speaker
Luke, Luke Kislea. Yeah. That's all. There's incest here, too. That's that's the only joke we got. Hey, Derek, edit around that. That's what happens. You come from the fucking backwater to Tatooine when you went to Tatooine State. I heard all them fucking, those two sun devils kiss their sisters. Roll twin suns.
00:33:35
Speaker
Roll twins. All right, Paul. So I think it's time we, you know,
Podcast Promotion and Social Media
00:33:40
Speaker
made a trailer. Do we have to? yeah People keep asking. So we're going to deliver. well What are we supposed to do in this damn trailer?
00:33:46
Speaker
You know, we're just going to talk about shit we do here. We theme our months, right? Like, what do we... I mean, I know we've done stuff like musicals and animation months and creature features, all sorts of stuff. But is that what you're talking about? Yeah, it's something kind of like that that I'm probably going to sit there and tell people, you know, we're on all social medias. We're on the Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok.
00:34:07
Speaker
And it's all under Flicks and Friends podcast. Yeah, I guess so. If they're not tired of hearing that by now. Yeah. So but yeah, that'll work. Should we press record? Yeah, let's let's press record right now.
00:34:19
Speaker
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00:35:01
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Action Sequences and Direction
00:35:11
Speaker
Here comes Mando and Boba Fett both flying in. It's good action. And...
00:35:16
Speaker
This is the Rodriguez of it all. Usually we don't. So I have a thing about that real quick. But usually we don't do a lot of the action. and we just say like this or that. But the rest of the episode is action.
00:35:28
Speaker
This episode is an hour long and a solid 42 minutes of it are this final action sequence. so I bitched about the writing of it and how it's it's this doesn't make sense of how we got here.
00:35:40
Speaker
Doesn't matter now. I'm watching this and enjoying it. So the how is is irrelevant anymore for me because I'm enjoying a part of Star Wars. And know going to criticize things, but I'm also going to enjoy what I can.
00:35:51
Speaker
i have a theory um because seven episodes is a weird fucking number. So I think it might feel rushed or just convenient on some points because maybe they were supposed to do eight or ten and it got expensive. Disney said no. Yeah, because it got expensive. And so or Favreau had just like these weren't going well. Yeah. So Favreau had to like compress things into one episode maybe. Yeah. Speaking of things being expensive, I saw an article today that Disney released numbers about Andor. The two two seasons of Andor combined cost like six hundred and eighty nine million dollars.
00:36:29
Speaker
I'm to say this. Well worth it. Because you pleased the people like us that have been staying with Star Wars since whatever you entered it in as. um You restored some faith for some fans that were like that hated this, that hated Mando season three or all of Mando.
00:36:48
Speaker
Andor 1 and 2 people were like holy shit dude this is Star Wars is back and you got new people in that have just like I have no entry point in Star Wars and people say watch Andor because you don't need to know a Star Wars to enjoy Andor yeah Empire bad but there is first it's a shootout with the pikes and we got Boba using his knee rockets because like they're getting pinned down and he kind of like gets his gun out of his hand so he goes to pick up his gun and while he's kneeling to pick up his gun shoots a rocket out of his like fucking thing That's really cool.
00:37:20
Speaker
Always cool. Mando's zipping off with the whistling birds, taking out a bunch of dudes, but they're still getting, i mean, they're and they're getting shot constantly, but it's that Beskar, you know? But they start getting to the point where they're just getting blasted down and they aren't going to get killed by these laser blasts because of the Beskar, but they can't get up because you so you still get the you still get the concussion and everything. So but at some point there is there is weak spots in the armor. You know, there were just fabric. So you do like you're lucky it hasn't happened yet.
00:37:50
Speaker
But eventually something's going to get through. i think in this case, even though the Pike's plan is like pin him down, get him down there. And then someone walks up there and just fucking cuts off his head or some shit, you know? So there you go. Because there's no armor on the neck.
00:38:03
Speaker
Because then that's that's how you get Michael Keaton Batman. Protect your neck.
00:38:10
Speaker
Boba Fett. Yeah. But as they're they're getting pinned down and things are looking dire, here comes a fucking tank. Go, go, Power Rangers. No, not wait, not yet. First, we get the tank with ah the guys from Freetown.
00:38:25
Speaker
Where the fuck did they get a tank? I'm not complaining. Thank God they have a tank. It's just Boba Fett. Where the fuck did they get that? I wrote it down here. I can't find it. At some point here, we do get the Weequay guy's name.
00:38:38
Speaker
Oh, okay. But he's the one mount on the mounted gun on the tank there. So they come in. They start blasting dudes. Everybody's able to take cover behind it. And Mando's even telling him, he's like, you know, you didn't have to come down here. and Yeah, we did. The Weequay's like, yeah, the planet deserves better. Also, fuck those guys. They came in and he just shot the marshal. Shot cold blood. Yeah.
00:38:58
Speaker
My favorite marshal. and um And Black Chrysanthemum shows up because we... We don't know what happened to him. It did not look like it was going well. I mean, you assume he's going to make it out of at least that first battle. But it doesn't look like it. They do the job they do the job where it's like eight Trandoshans on and pinning them down. It's like, well, they got him. Well, they they he announces his arrival the way he got out of that thing because... He's pinned down and they they start like thinning out a little bit. And then all of a sudden you just have a dude like woa ah flying through the screen. And Black Crescenton comes in just like shaking off Trandoshans or pikes that are hanging off of his body. Yeah, I love this. And at one point, like he throws somebody and then shoots him in the fucking air. Yeah. But I thought, ah so again, I don't remember anything about this. I was like, he is going full John Wookie.
00:39:45
Speaker
Well, I was like Black Crescent John Wick, but like he's trying to get to the tank to get to cover. And I was like, he's going to get Willem Dafoe and platoon treatment right here. Cause he's coming in and just getting blasted and blasted and he's falling down. He's this far from just having his hands up in the air while they just shred him to pieces, you know? But yeah,
00:40:06
Speaker
Sorry. Spoilers for 40 year old movie. ah um But Boba Fett comes out, saves him. The pikes start falling back and they're like, yeah, cool. We won. Mando looking through his little heat visor. um I don't think we won. And we get these things names later. There's Scorponok droids.
00:40:26
Speaker
Yeah, they're concept art from the prequels. Well, i just wrote, which makes sense because I wrote giant versions of the droidekas. Yeah. Did you look up Droidica or did you know it? No. So first I wrote giant versions of those little dudes from the prequels.
00:40:40
Speaker
Gotcha. And I was like, Jack will know. And then it was again, and a couple minutes later, I was like, Droidica. I went back and added that in so I could remember. So you did know it. just Yeah, I got it. Right away. Yeah. um So they're you know, they're coming there.
00:40:55
Speaker
When I say giant, I mean like fucking taller than the buildings. Most of these buildings, just two big ass cannons on top of them, bigger than the cannons that were on the tank. Two barrels on each cannon.
00:41:06
Speaker
Yeah. Four barrel total. And they've got these huge shields. And that's so at first I was like, why do these look familiar? And then you see as they're shooting them, the shields. And I was like, that's why. So in the Clone Wars cartoon, we see how the clone troopers and other resistance groups again, not resistance, but against the CIS, how they deal with the droidekas. You have to roll a grenade. at the right speed for it to go through. And we kind of see it with black chrysanthemum a little bit because this is such a powerful generator. It's it's more powerful than the droideka because it's size. So it's tanking, literally tanking all these fucking shots. And it's not just black chrysanthemum too. ah
00:41:46
Speaker
When Mando tries to use the dark saber to get through the shields, He says they're deflecting our energy weapons and our ah kinetic weapons are too have too high a velocity. So, yeah again, nobody takes anything from any other properties. But the the fighting shields in Dune, where you have to fight at a certain speed to get through. Because if you go full speed or if you're shooting, it's going to be deflected.
00:42:11
Speaker
If you go too slow, it's going to be deflected. you have to be right in that middle range to get through the shield. And they have to train to fight that way. But that's ah its original thought, though. It is an original thought. No, it's fine. From this. It is it is funny, though, cause you see the Darksaber come out. And again, forgetting all this, I was like, that's how he's going to get through. He's going to use the Darksaber to cut that fucking shield wide open. And it's just like, it's just like, bling.
00:42:35
Speaker
I think he was doing it wrong. He's got to go Liam's Neeson's in the prequels, dude, and put it at like a stabbing gesture and start melting that door. That might have worked. He keeps doing I think you had a better chance at that. Well, and actually, because it's an energy weapon, probably wouldn't have worked. But even if it was his blade or something, they're coming up behind this thing.
00:42:57
Speaker
They have time to slowly try to get through. But then again, it's a it's a we see when Black Chrysanthemum tries to do it here. can turn pretty quick. And it realizes what's happening. So it can turn and be like, hey, no, and just bat you away.
00:43:10
Speaker
Well, it killed a human. um Oh, and I love. So Boba Fett's like, we need some reinforcements. And Mando's like, dude, you are out of friends. And he's like, BRB, dude. hold Hold my rocket. Oh, speaking his rocket. Hold my Spotska. He tried to use his rocket to take out the shields. And it was that moment of like, it's that that classic like war movie thing where like the explosion happens and everybody in control room is sitting. And they're like... Positive hit. And they wait and they wait and they wait. And they're like, oh, negative contact because these things are
Grogu's Impact and Humor
00:43:39
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still active. Yeah.
00:43:41
Speaker
yeah So one droid goes off chasing Mando because he distracts it. The other one is on literally everybody else. And then Pellimoto shows up on one of his little rickshaws. And she's like, hey, Mando, what's up, dude? I got a surprise for you. And guess who's here? I just love it because he's like, you've got to go. There's shit going down. And she's like, what? I can't hear you. And it's like over the laser blast. Turn around.
00:44:03
Speaker
I'm sorry. There's a bunch of lasers behind you, so I don't know what you're trying to tell me right now. I'm going to wait till the laser stop shooting, then we'll talk. This is where the... So we talked about during the car chase in the whichever episode where the mods were introduced, how like the rickshaw guy doing like the spinning in place like a cartoon to get out of the way was annoying. Spinning's a trick.
00:44:24
Speaker
Here it was funny. Like here it worked for Because he's facing it and he's like, oh, fuck. And like has to back up and whip around. And her, uh, Amy Sedaris, is that her name?
00:44:35
Speaker
Yeah. Amy Sedaris, her scream is great. Yeah. I like her. I like her presence this entire show. Is this where we get the Wilhelm scream? um I think it's in this this part of the fight because somebody will hook and scream Wilhelm scream is right before the rancor so the rancor shows up the rancor shows up real quick there's so this is where I have the name that's why i when is Tanti is the weak ways name okay Tanti Yes. Not quite on toe, but it's derivative. Peli Moto, the rickshaw zips out of there and Mando just like hitches a ride on there.
00:45:10
Speaker
Oh, she's got a Jawa blaster. That just makes me happy. Probably a gift from her ex-boyfriend. He left it at her house and she just didn't give it back. um But this is where i was talking about earlier, because this is where the companion girl mod. That that sounds worse than I meant. The actress from the movie Companion, they're they're hiding behind a wall and they're like, we need to keep retreating. And she's like, no, we can't, because if we go any further, we are have our backs to a wall and we have no cover. I guess maybe she just learned from earlier in the episode.
00:45:42
Speaker
Cause the further back is where they just came from. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. So like trust me, I've been down that alley. We don't, we don't like that alley. So her, and I behind a dead Aqualish her and one of the Freetown people take these, uh, cycler rifles to go up to the rooftops.
00:46:01
Speaker
um We've got Mando getting chased by the thing, and he sees Grogu. She's like, I got someone here for you. And he's like, oh, shit, what are you doing here? What the fuck are you doing here? In the middle of this fight, it's just this adorable little thing. It's just this little guy like, ray and he just like flies flies up to Mando, and he's like cuddling him. And it is funny because he's reaching for his helmet, and he's like trying to push his helmet off, and he's just like, hey, don't tell people that happened. I still have to cleanse myself from the waters of Lake Manitaka. Yeah.
00:46:31
Speaker
I'm not forgiven from the first time I did that. The rickshaw droid overheats and crashes. And this is where we get the booming roar echoing through the streets of...
00:46:43
Speaker
Mos Espa. Rancor. And it's Boba Fett. I want to ride it like a banter. He gets to ride it in. And it's not just like riding down the streets. He fucking rides this Rancor in just climbing over buildings. Just fucking...
00:47:00
Speaker
Animal style. I love i replace that. I'll replace that. I'm the daimyo. I'll replace that. Send a check to me. I'm the daimyo. I'll replace that. Sorry about your building. Oh, crushed your daughter. That's going to be hard to replace, but i'll I'll send you a check. The check is in the mail for that one. It's not hard to replace. This is Star Wars. There's slavery everywhere.
00:47:18
Speaker
It's true. ah go like actually I actually have one in my palace.
Rancor Battle and Climactic Duel
00:47:22
Speaker
I bought you a new daughter. I bought you a new daughter. a Better one. You ever heard of cloning? Look, I'm my own father. I love it.
00:47:29
Speaker
Does your daughter have Boba Fett dance moves? She can. She can. um yeah That's my note. He's climbing buildings like a kaiju, which is yeah funny. It's reflecting how the the sequence ends, right? but It's also the funnest or the most motion we've seen from a Rancor, which is awesome. Because, like you know, episode six, it's got the the Ray Harryhausen stop motion style, practical effect thing, and it's very cool for the time.
00:47:59
Speaker
This, we get to see a Rancor climbing buildings, ripping apart a droid, jumping. Jumping? I think they did a decent job of like maintaining that Harryhausen-esque feel to a lot of the movements. Obviously, the jumping and some of the more dynamic movements look a lot more computer, but just the way they animated it. And then plus...
00:48:20
Speaker
Large portions of this are a practical Rancor puppet as well. like Whenever you get a close-up of Tamora Morrison on the back, whenever you get the face in the scene, like whenever it doesn't have to be doing some kind of huge movements, they built this huge fucking Rancor.
00:48:36
Speaker
In the gallery, you can see like it's it's the the size that it is because people are walking up and like petting it and shit. Like it's almost excellent. It's really there. Like obviously it's not, they don't build a full one. It's like the top half and the front half and a head. They have like different ones, but who pretty cool.
00:48:54
Speaker
Um, but it is damaging the shields and it's, it's a cool way. I mean, it's, it's fucking powerful. but it's like a video game here though. Cause it's fucking smashing into this thing. And then, you know, when they hit it, the shields go blue, but then they go clear again. Cause it's like their damage isn't doing shit. Um,
00:49:09
Speaker
When he hits it, the shields start going blue, and the part where he's hitting turns red, and you can see it like refocus its shields, much like and you know put the deflectors to full rear whatever, like a starship. It moves the red part to behind it.
00:49:23
Speaker
So it's like, that's the damaged part of the shield. Now I've got the good stuff up here. I do. I want to say I like how the Rancor is not just like a fucking a full trump card. Like, no, yeah, takes damage. Like, it's a battle. It's not it didn't just come in like oop robots gone. oop Robots gone. It struggles with a little bit like it's a good a match. Well, there were multiple times where like I was watching it. I didn't want to look away too much because I was enjoying the action. Yeah, I was like and then he killed the robot. Then I'm like, nope, didn't kill it yet. Delete that. like There's like three different times with this first one, especially where it's like, well, that's that's the killing. So now it's the the robot's mostly defeated, but it still can do some damage. So it's got, who is it, Mando and Palimoto? like Yeah.
00:50:07
Speaker
And then we get the good, the bad, and the Grogu. This thing does like a little fucking mosey out there, like hands at its hips. But then it does the little fucking hand thing and pulls part of the fucking droid.
00:50:20
Speaker
Right to him, which pushes him back. Yeah, it pulls out. one of like There's just a bolt off one of its legs or something and gets knocked over. it was the bolt it needed. And then when it gets up, its like when Grogu gets up, he's just like, eh. It looked like a little bolt on the droid, and he's holding it, and it's like half the size of his body, and he's just like, what? thought it was the gearshift knob. He's like, ooh, I want that.
00:50:41
Speaker
I was surprised they didn't have the moment because Pellimoto comes over to pick him up after that, and he like tosses it aside. i was waiting for her to just pick it up and like pocket it. That's a good fucking... Was that a Confederate Independent Systems droid? I'm going to take that bolt. Those are hard to find. Can't fucking come by those. I'm going to hide that from the next X-Wing that comes by, I'll tell you that.
00:51:01
Speaker
He does the hand thing, fucks up the droid some more. The shield is gone at this point, and the Rancor picks it up, and this is when, yeah, Boba Fett's like... Do it. it. And just fucking just rips this thing in half like a phone book.
00:51:15
Speaker
Mm hmm. Rancor ain't got shit on me. With the other one, we have the lady mod and the the woman from the desert people.
00:51:27
Speaker
Well, there's, yeah, yeah okay. Nope, that's who it is. Lady Maude and Freetown Chick. Lady Maude and Freetown Chick tonight on Fox. Have gotten to the rooftop, and they're sniping out these dudes. Well, I think Freetown Girl is sniping out pikes, and Maude Chick is trying to distract the droid. Well, she used to lazer down womp rats back where she was from. Yeah. Yeah.
00:51:51
Speaker
I do like when she says, jumping back just a little bit, when she's telling you them they're going cornered, she's like, I grew up a womp's leap away from here. What? I'm like, man, womp rats can leap pretty far. That's that's terrifying.
00:52:05
Speaker
They're six feet and they can leap like a block? There is the new scariest race in Star Wars, guys. It's called the Hulk Mouse. And we watched one try to eat Pellimoto. That's terrifying. but it's It's really annoying. so the They're having their like last stand. you know the the The robot is shooting down. Everybody's pinned down behind the wall.
00:52:25
Speaker
And the Rancor shows up and starts fighting the droid. He tosses it through this building, which pretty much wipes out the shield. He's like, I should have done that. the it's It's Happy Gilmore with the first time he hits a hole in one.
00:52:36
Speaker
He's like, let's just do that every time. That was so much easier. But like the Rancor and... the droid are fighting and everybody is just like watching like, Ooh, wow. Look at that. and I'm like, start shooting it. It doesn't have a shield.
00:52:50
Speaker
They have chosen their champions. Derek, you must honor the code of combat. No, not against giant robot men. Kumite. Kumite. Scorpion neck is my rebuttal,
00:53:06
Speaker
but it is cool because the Rancor like picks up and like gouges out its eye port, but it is just like shoving its thumbs in there much like, I mean, Pedro Pascal is sitting there watching this whole thing. I know he's not on set. He's sitting there watching this whole thing and he's like, Oh, flashbacks.
00:53:21
Speaker
oh my god it's gouging out the droid's eye and then it just it does the same thing it starts ripping but instead of ripping it in half like a phone book it's like tear off one turret and it keeps trying to fight back because so he tears off the leg that's trying to hit him and then he tears off the other turret and just picks up the whole turret and just stabs this thing to death with its own arm oh oh that really hurt i've seen like Sci-fi fantasy adventure type stuff where like somebody hits somebody with their own arm. I think we've seen it in Star Wars before, like another droid or whatever. doesn't just hit this thing. He stabs it to death with its own arm.
00:53:57
Speaker
Excuse him. Fucking droid satay. So now the pikes actually retreat. Got him on the run. Rancor is like, it's bloodlust at this point, right? So he's just grabbing. Oh, no, the pikes, most of them retreat. Some of them go for him. Oh, that's right. this We get the Wilhelm scream here because he grabs one pike and throws him. That's the Wilhelm scream. And he grabs the other one and just starts chomping on him. He shoves one so far into the fucking dirt you don't pay for a funeral. Yeah. So I was watching this with Whitney and she's like, eat him, eat him. And then he tosses that one and and we're like, OK, that's fine. And the next one he picks up and just bites him half. And she's like, yay, murder. My note about him fucking tossing that one, though, says ah Rancor tosses a pike like Hulk Hogan kicking a football into space.
00:54:47
Speaker
yeah Skateboard. No, was it wasn't a skateboard. Oh, it it throws a skateboard into space. Superman throws a football. Superman does the football. Yeah. All right. Well, Superman, Hulk Hogan, you can you can't blame him, people.
00:55:00
Speaker
What's the difference besides, like, you know, personal beliefs, racism, pork? I've only seen one of their sex tapes. I'm going to assume that.
00:55:13
Speaker
Christopher Reeve was not eating too much pork. he oh No, no, look like he was in good shape. What's too much pork? um I don't know. have to ask Hulk Hogan when you die. If you if you have to if you have to stop having sex, you've had too much pork.
00:55:29
Speaker
That's pretty good guideline. The pork in my belly is making this thing. It's making it not work. If it keeps you from having sex, you've had too much of it. Oh, it's flaccid like pork belly. Oh, brother.
00:55:41
Speaker
no I can't get rid of it. So Cad Bane shows up here and he shoots a flamethrower at the Rancor, which pisses it off, tosses Boba Fett off and and it flees away.
00:55:52
Speaker
And we have Cad Bane versus Boba Fett. Time for door. Boba Fett. It's before the duel, of course, they have to have the standoff in the middle of the streets, Western style. Kind of a dumb line because he's like, I'm faster than you or something. I'm better than you, baby. He's like, I have armor.
00:56:08
Speaker
Well, a lot of armor. Yeah. Before that, he does say um it's Cad Bane trying to instigate this fight because he's like, there's one thing I don't understand. What's your angle? And he's like, this is my city. These are my people. I will not abandon them. Oh, like your little Tuscan buddies.
00:56:26
Speaker
And he's like, you motherfucker. You pushing some buttons. But he keeps he keeps laying it on thick, dude. He's like, oh, oh sorry. no they Now they have their fight. Yeah. And he knocks him in right in the fucking square in the head. Doesn't kill him, Yeah, Cad Bane hits him first because he is faster. And then he starts to go for his weapon. Bam, pops him in the chest. And now he's got him like dead to rights. you know He's still alive, obviously. but he's And this is what he's like, this is my final lesson to you.
00:56:53
Speaker
Look out for yourself. Everything else is weakness. Now Boba Fett has to prove that's wrong and he takes his fucking gaffy stick, trips him up, beats him with it, and then stabs him. It's shit that he would didn't know how to do until he stayed with the Tuskens.
00:57:10
Speaker
So his his affinity for wanting a family is what ended up winning the day. I mean, ask Vin Diesel. Family. Oh, man, is Vin Diesel a quillish? Family. Boba Fett, we killed your family. You adapted to my family. i i was born into my family. All right, I'll do it i'll do it Western style. You killed your family, y'all.
00:57:34
Speaker
ah Much better. Oh, Boba Fett, I killed your family. But it's great because he has said to him a few times, he's like, I know you're a killer. And right before he stabs him, he's like, knew you were a killer.
00:57:47
Speaker
because you shot me. Yeah, it's like, this is different. This isn't me just killing. This is me killing you because go fuck yourself. Right, like and do also, Cat Bane, we're going to get when we finally do get to those cartoons. Not a good guy. He's not like even a neutral bounty hunter. He's a mostly evil. like He works specifically for Palpatine a lot, kidnapping children knowing what's going to happen to him. That's pretty that's pretty not cool.
00:58:13
Speaker
Yeah, that's pretty not cool, dude. I'm going to take you to Palpatine's Island. Oh, no. Welcome to Palpatine University. It's the best university. It's never going to get shut down. We're going to make the get we're goingnna make the galaxy good again. Let me introduce you to Darth Trump.
00:58:33
Speaker
Oh, boy. And Darth Clinton. And ah Darth... All right. Hey, depends on what your definition of the dark side is. Damn it. well I did not force choke her out.
00:58:48
Speaker
Who's the guy with the robot voice? Darth Hawking. du Ah, he's more machine than man now. Because he was there too. so he's the most He's the most Darth.
00:58:59
Speaker
Because he is more machine than man. He's more machine than man. yeah um Anyway, off that topic. I hear enough about that in the real world. Yeah, this is where we come to escape from real shit.
00:59:10
Speaker
But seriously, release those files. Here to talk about Santo. So the Rancor goes on a rampage through town and all the the mods and Mando, or not Mando, the mods and ah Black Crescenta and everybody else is just shooting at it like, oh fuck, we have to stop this thing. Mando's one that comes in like, dude, you're pissing him off. You're scaring him. You're doing nothing good.
00:59:29
Speaker
because they don't Nothing good is happening. they don't They didn't learn what Boba Fett learned, and neither did Mando, but I guess he just understands he understands creatures because he's kind of the witcher of this universe. Ooh, good call. Because the first two seasons, that's what he's doing, right? He's running around hunting giant creatures. He's riding blurgs. Yeah. So he's like, dude, you you're scaring it. It's just a little baby.
00:59:49
Speaker
He's also destined to ride the mythosar. It runs off, though, and it climbs this tower like King Kong. And I mean, obviously, it's an homage to King Kong because not only does it climb up the tower, but it gets up there and it like rips shit off and does the big scream. and I ah kind of wanted something flying by.
01:00:04
Speaker
I know it's cheeky. like just in the back Just in the background, a ship flying by. i guess all you get, I was like, you kind of do because you get Mando flying up there on his jetpack. All right, I'll take it. Mando is the World War I fucking... Red Baron....biplane that's trying to take him down. Yeah.
01:00:24
Speaker
But yeah, he tears part of the tower off. He's just up there screaming. Mando's trying to calm him down. The Rancor tries to eat Mando. Thank God for Beskar. Don't worry, your daddy's clever. Ka-chunk. Never mind, he's just got really good armor. It is funny though. got plot armor. Because the Rancor bites it and then just looks at him like, the fuck...
01:00:44
Speaker
What is that, a piece of bazooka Joe? He starts chewing. I can get through it. maybe maybe i Maybe if I moisten it, pre-moisten it with my mouth before I bite. You got to spit on it first.
01:00:55
Speaker
You suck on it. That's a blow pop. So he just fucking hucks Mando away like a rag doll. I am done with this snack. And he jumps down into the streets. And that's when Grogu comes out to confront the Rancor. And it's he does another this town ain't big enough for the two of us to kind of walk. It's a little funny. Well, that's just his walk.
01:01:17
Speaker
when Whitney even commented about his walk because he kind of just has like a roll when he walks. He's just like... But it works perfect for this episode because it looks like he's got spurs and chaps on and he can't move his fucking knees. Yeah.
01:01:30
Speaker
It is funny, though, because the Rancor gets right in its face, like right in Grogu's face and... Oh, you know Whitney was looking for a Grogu roar back, right? And those little ears are just flopping back?
01:01:41
Speaker
Like, with the wind of the roar? Yeah, I'm sure she was waiting for Grogu to roar back in his face. I kind of wanted one, too. I kind wanted Grogu to like, rah! The classic Emperor Palpatine force yell, or whatever you told me does. Yeah, the force scream. Yeah. You know, I can accept just about all this stuff.
01:02:00
Speaker
No. No? No Force Cream. Play a video game, dude. It's in KOTOR. He had to go... i was thinking more um ah Skyfall or Skyrim. Not Skyfall. Skyrim, he had to go and collect glyphs so he could get the dragon shout. He's Dova King. Okay. Doberkin. But Grogu does the hand thing again. He starts calming the rancor. It's basically Scarlett Johansson and the Hulk.
01:02:28
Speaker
Oh, come on. It's basically Crocodile Dundee and Crocodile Dundee. Sun's going down, big guy. No, because Crocodile Dundee doesn't cuddle with that thing afterwards. Like, Scarlett cuddles with... You don't know what happens.
01:02:41
Speaker
All I know is a black widows cuddle the Black Widow cuddles with Bruce Banner because they are definitely fucking... You don't know what happens when the cameras are off. I wish I would have waited for you to say the fucking part before I started what I was saying. Because now it sounds like Crocodile D's fucking water buffalo. And I cannot be more clear. I'm pretty sure he never did.
01:03:03
Speaker
But he calms him down, and i just it's an adorable little thing to give you. like The scene is over, like to let you know, because he goes up right next to it. and like he so He falls down at first, and then like he lays on the ground and falls asleep because he's used a lot of Force stuff.
01:03:17
Speaker
But like not only does he fall asleep, as he's sleeping, he like moves in and curls up next to the Rancor, and like snuggles up next to him for warmth. He just looks at Mando. He's like, this is my girlfriend now. Size matters not.
01:03:30
Speaker
There's a saying amongst my people, and I don't know if it's about dating, but um it size matters not. And this is a cool thing because when you think about Grogu being practical and the Rancor head part being practical, when he's like stroking his face and calming it down, it's a little puppet petting a big puppet.
01:03:47
Speaker
Yeah, which I'm always for. It's not just bits touching bites. ah I like the way that rolls off your tongue. So we're back at the Pike hideout. That's what it is. We're back. though You know what? We're back where we started the series, by the way, or not the series Mandalorian.
01:04:04
Speaker
Cause it starts. We, we pan past the, um, Oh, the heads, stormtrooper helmets on, yeah on the sticks on the pikes. I like, I like to think that the heads are still in there, but yeah, I'll think that Django's Django's head was still in his. Yeah.
01:04:19
Speaker
When his son picked it up. explains a lot about Boba Fett.
Aftermath and Reflections
01:04:25
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. um But the the Pike leader is like, yeah, we're getting the fuck out of here. And the other guy, the other gangs are like, dude, what?
01:04:32
Speaker
Like, you're not the only one who took losses like we did, too. And he's like half of my men were shot or eaten by a rank car, rank or they say we' we're trying to be hospitable or something. He's like half by and we're men were eaten by a rank or do you call that hospitable?
01:04:46
Speaker
Yeah, like you can't pull out. It's like, yeah, we can. The whole deal was that tattooing was going be hospitable to us, hospitable to us. eaten by Rancor, not hospitable. And then we got Fennec Shan, Jason Voorhees, and all these fucking gang leaders. Like, there's some sniper blasts. Shooting camera. But the reason I thought of Jason was because the mayor gets up to leave, and this fucking cord just comes down from the ceiling. It goes around his...
01:05:11
Speaker
Middle section. it's i guess it's his neck. It's half of his body. The creature is like 60% neck. yeah It's like trying to hang a giraffe. It's the weirdest thing The entire species is is terrified of being hanged. But she just like pulls that thing up and just hangs. And you see its its little fucking stumpy feet kicking and then just like... black It's actually kind of a brutal scene. i'm I'm not complaining about it, but I'm like, man, this is like Disney's getting a little Robert Rodriguez play. It's like, it's this and... um Was it Benny Safdie that was in Obi-Wan? And they end up like hanging him up in the middle of town.
01:05:49
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. They don't have him by the neck, but he is like like created almost crucified. Yeah. It doesn't make it better, actually. Well, it does make it good. And then she walks up behind the pike and I sound like a pro cro crucifixion.
01:06:03
Speaker
I mean... It's fine. Those filthy Jedi scum. i' got those Jedi space lasers. Laser swords.
01:06:16
Speaker
but She kills the pike and just walks out. She's like, cool, killed them all. Got him. There's this whole epic battle of all this other stuff going on. All the leaders are in one room. She just shows up like blackness and it's perfect because Fennec Shand had nothing. She couldn't do anything about those robots anyway.
01:06:33
Speaker
Exactly. So perfect. Well, she probably would have fucking clunk. God damn it. She would have figured it out, dude, man. She would have gotten to the top of the building and found a way to like walk onto the top of them, plant an explosive, jump onto the next one. like see She's Fennec Shand.
01:06:47
Speaker
She's basically Batman Jesus. Well, and the shields didn't seem to electrocute things. So like if you could get on top and you could just like shimmy your way down in... like you Jump too fast. Hold on.
01:06:57
Speaker
yeah So there's Michael Jackson, for Michael Jackson dance moves to get down in there. Check out my Phoenix dance moves. So we'll be going on top of robots. So the the first movie's over. wait. Nope. Well, we've got the town rebuilding.
01:07:14
Speaker
It's kind of funny because they're all like all the townsfolk do this like bow and like salute on their chest thing. Not not that kind of salute like hand on chest. They don't do the other half. to Boba Fett and it's like closer to a Roman salute than anything yeah his right arm is one that's fucked up he's like why do I have to use my right arm like it's just like fuck better than being shot at I just love it she's like yeah she's like well it's better than being shot at he's like are those my two options she's like if you're the leader they are so far it has been there's like your very brief experience of being daimyo
01:07:45
Speaker
Yes. And ah Jack's disappointed we didn't get a second season because he says, we're not suited for this. She says, well, if not us, then who? And here comes our two mods and Black Chrysanthemum.
01:07:57
Speaker
So season two would have been passing the torch to the mods leading all of this. There's so much mod. Cobb Well, It would have been Timothy Oliphant. Yeah. I do like, I love the ending because very, like the actual ending, not the stinger. There's a very, like the very epic, like the music kicks in that Boba Fett theme, the camera like tilts up and then it just keeps going up into space. And you see like the curve of the planet and the two sons.
01:08:22
Speaker
Before that, I just want to point out Chewbacca and the Wookiees get a little bit of revenge. Yeah. Because one of these little street urchin kids, sorry, that came off very rude. One of these little poor desert people grabs fruit and like gives it to Boba Fett as a thank you. And he gives it to Black Christianity and he starts eating it. And one of the mods is like, so just the Wookiee gets a melon?
01:08:44
Speaker
Chewbacca did not get a medal in A New Hope. He was snubbed. So I know it's a minor thing. That's probably on purpose. That's funny. i know it's a minor thing, but like, man, the Wookiee's got a little bit today.
01:08:57
Speaker
And Mando and Grogu leave and the N1 starfighter. Dude, it's me and my cat, by the way. Because this kid's tapping on the glass and he's like, nope. Yeah, he's got the little shifter knob.
01:09:11
Speaker
Nope. Which doesn't make sense, by the way. He's tapping on the dome outside of the other dome. Mando wouldn't be able to hear that, but it's fine. Two two things. It ain't that kind of movie. And that the whole thing's connected, though. He might be able to hear it through the entire ship. Okay, yeah. i guess just still like the vibrations in general. You know, because there is that that ships do have an anti-gravity field around them in Star Wars that explains why they can go as fast as they do and your organs aren't ripped through your body.
01:09:39
Speaker
Because the amount of G-forces from any of these fucking ships, let alone right now he's about to hit sublight just to appease the kid, which is me and my cat, where it's like, no more treats, meow. right, fine, fuck it.
01:09:51
Speaker
You can chew all my hand, fine. But they would be ripped apart. So this little anti-gravity field, again, you can when it's a science fiction universe, you can just insert any amount of technology or space magic to be like, here's how.
01:10:05
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, it's fine. I was just... i just like i was like Oh, I know, I know. but it' because I just know there's people on the internet that's like, space doesn't have sound. George Lucas' space always did. Yeah, that that's not a concern. This is the wrong franchise. Yep.
01:10:20
Speaker
Go watch Star Trek. But he's like, okay, fine, one last time. And he hits the switch. They they do the NOS. camera The camera goes down through the engine, does all the stuff. And they zip off with Grogu saying, wee! And that's the end of the season. Series!
01:10:35
Speaker
Or is it? We come back for a stinger. Max Rebo. And it's the back to tank. And it moves in, and it I had to pause it and like look. I was like, who the fuck is that? Because it goes past it really quick. It's Cobb Vanth, but like with the dome and everything, it took me a second. So Cobb Vanth is in the Bacta tank. The other reason you should know that, this is stupid, but it's like Fennec Shand says to him, because he's like doing this thing, and she's like, you need a good soak in the Bacta tank. it's like He's like, it's being occupied. well he had He had promised Black Hirsantan a soak, and then it shows Black Hirsantan, so it's like, yeah.
01:11:14
Speaker
Who else yeah could it be? That's why I was like, who else is in there? I guess someone, one of them guys. But it's Cobb Vanth in the back to tank, and we got a Thundercat, whatever is. Thundercat, right? Yeah, Thundercat. Just hanging out there. He turns around with his little... Motto. His little electric mod scalpel, and he does like a... First, I'm going make you an omelet.
01:11:36
Speaker
This is perfect for whipping eggs. I can also make some pancakes and flip the sausage at the same time. Yeah. And then it cuts to black, and that's actually the end.
01:11:48
Speaker
Okay. so So we do, since it's the end of the season. Final thoughts. This is kind of a doozy. And a lightsaber rating. Okay. Do you want to go? You go first.
01:11:59
Speaker
You're the Star Wars guy. It's kind of a doozy because it is, it's the whole series is kind of lazy. um But I like the bones of it. I don't think Rodriguez is meant to do Star Wars, but when he does the action like we talked about in this episode, the action part is really well. I just don't like a lot of the in-between.
01:12:21
Speaker
um You spoke on some of those moments. Seven episodes feels weird. Should have had two seasons instead of flashbacks. That would have been a much better way to do it. But I will always enjoy the Star Wars that I can.
01:12:34
Speaker
If they put this on 4K, I'll buy it. That's that's says the kind of recommend I can give. is like i I understand what people say. When people say they don't like it, I don't even argue. I'm like, I get it.
01:12:45
Speaker
Yeah. I'll watch it again. It has the fucking Slave I in it. It has Boba Fett. It's got good kills. It has a Rancor, Danny Trejo, other things I enjoy in life. so I mean, worst case scenario, just watch 2 and 7. You got it.
01:12:59
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Yeah.
01:13:01
Speaker
Those are great ones. You can watch five and six also. Yeah, two, five, six, seven. Well, you don't have to watch five and six for this show. You watch season one and two of Mando, then five, six of this, then three of Mando.
01:13:12
Speaker
ah But yeah, as far as like lightsabers, man, it's like right in the minute, at two and a half, ah two and a Yoda. Okay, I would say...
01:13:23
Speaker
Yeah, it's around there. Maybe I'd go three. It's just im somewhere around there. It's a two and a half to You might two Yoda and a Khmer. Yeah, maybe two and two or three quarters. Because there is stuff I enjoy. like because I really enjoyed this episode. like There is some convenience stuff.
01:13:38
Speaker
But that's just how that's just how a writing goes these days. i mean, but that's that's the part that I mean when I say lazy. Well, you just can't trust your audience that you can. But studios refuse to trust their audiences to be smart enough to figure stuff out.
01:13:52
Speaker
So they have to explain everything. So it's like, well, we have to explain why this guy is here and why they're doing that and why this is this. And and it kind of slows everything down and makes things clunky. But the the final fight scene is kind of what I think people wanted from the whole series. And I think that's the big disappointment is it's just not enough ah boba action, not enough violence. You know, you need you need all those little bubbles to pop in your drink, man. Like, i don't know. It's so I'd say two and yeah, two and three quarters That's fair. um I do want to say it's cool seeing Cad Bane in live action. I always like when when live ah character cartoon characters come live action and they've done pretty well and I think they did it well.
01:14:32
Speaker
I don't think he's dead. um He was stabbed through the heart um much like a Bon Jovi song but he had like there was a chest. Stabbed through the heart with the gaffy stick Boba's blame You give name You give Tuskens a bad name You play Subarquino, play your game. ah But Cad Bane has like a chess piece with lights going and there's a red light flashing on it.
01:14:59
Speaker
Cad Bane always had contingencies. He always had backups. We haven't seen him in live action, but he used to have this little droid with him that could help him out and bring him stuff and bring him places and stuff like that. If they want Cad Bane back, he's not gone.
01:15:12
Speaker
yeah So I just want to bring that up because there was a flashing monitor for like a heart. i like I saw the little thing and I wasn't sure. I thought maybe you would know what that was. so it's Yeah, I didn't know exactly what it is. It's M. Bison in Street Fighter when he comes back and he's like, start another game.
01:15:28
Speaker
Continue. Five. yeah Four. So yeah, next week we have a little break and then it'll be Christmas Eve and as any As a lot of our followers might know, we never released our episode on Return of the Jedi. You still feel bad about it? it's it's Again, it's not 100%. It's both of us here.
01:15:52
Speaker
I'm the one looking at our cameras on my computer and not seeing that there's no cord in your microphone. I'm the one that didn't put it there. Also, i could all I had to do was look at the thing that has the levels on it. But... But yeah, we never got to release that episode because there was a recording error, which I'm sure you guys can deduce now. and We might have talked about it before. But we're going to do a Return of the Jedi episode, but we're going to something a little different for this. Since it's Christmas Eve, we're giving you a special gift. We're going to do a...
01:16:22
Speaker
like commentary slash watch along kind of thing. So we will play the movie. We'll watch the Disney plus version and not our cool unspecialized additions that we have. So that way you guys can watch along for your stream or whatever you have. If you have the discs,
01:16:38
Speaker
And we'll let it make it be so you can sync up. i'll i'll get i'll set like ah I'll be like, we're at this moment in the movie or at the beginning, you know this is on the screen, hit play now kind of thing. When the lion roars for the third time, you play the Dark Side of the Cantina soundtrack.
01:16:55
Speaker
It's exactly that. We're doing a Dark Side of Oz thing here. so yeah We're almost guaranteed to be the same length as yeah as the movie. Almost guaranteed. I mean, I'm sure we'll start with a little bit of discussion before we actually hit play, but it's going to be about the length of the movie, and you can watch it along with the movie, or you can just listen to it on its own. I mean, a lot of people are pretty familiar with the movie, so but that'll be coming out on Christmas Eve. And then it'll be another little break. And then I don't know if we're going into Mando season three or Ahsoka season one because they're kind of happening at the same time. so Yeah, it's very nebulous. So that'll. But if you want, if you have a thought, weigh in, please. What you think we should do. Yeah.
01:17:33
Speaker
Comment. and If you're on Spotify, you can comment. I can see it. um If you're on Patreon, comment. Obviously, I can see that. And if not, just email us at badmoviesworstpeople at gmail.com or hantookshotsfirst at gmail.com. I can get you both those emails. And let us know if you prefer us going into Mando or Ahsoka, and we'll go with that.
01:17:53
Speaker
Yeah, I like that. Let's let the people decide. And don't forget to check It's democracy after all. Is it? Well, it's an oligarchy masquerading the democracy. Oh, okay, cool. The religion of bad movies.
01:18:04
Speaker
Don't forget to check out our Patreon at patreon.com slash worst people. You can get these episodes early and ad free. And often uncut for the ones we go too long on. Yeah. You know, if you if you really want to hear two idiots talking about Star Wars.
01:18:19
Speaker
We got you covered. Yeah, because the movie episodes tend to be three plus hours. So we got you. But that's it for this week and for this season. I'm going to go ahead and call this the end of season two for Han Took Shots First because we're taking a little break here.
01:18:32
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Yeah. Thanks for dealing with us. Yeah. Thank you guys for tuning in. I've been Derek. I'm Jack. OK, this is the last time.
01:19:24
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01:19:45
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01:20:20
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How do I get unstuck? We made the joke about a stuck ai and it's like, oh yeah, you think that's fucking funny? my God. I broke the entire world. I'm going leave and come back. Oh, hey hey whole now we are cooking with peanut oil.