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Nonsensical Nonsense - It's Total Anarchy
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Another crazy Saturday night in the asylum
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Nice!
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Welcome to the fucking show. i Y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short. The box is full. My bottle of glue's topped off. from My helmet's on tight, baby. We bought the rhythm with the tism. Let's get with it. Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
00:04:38
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that but What, baby? What, baby? Well, which one was it? We should really do a better job of labeling this. I know.
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ah You're talking about the sounds? Yeah, I can't remember which, cuz we did two of them. Yeah, well, I think I used lunaate lunatic laughs. They're both lunatic laughs. No, one's lunatic laughs and one's lunatic laughs. I think it was this one.
00:05:22
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yeah Anywho, what's going on everybody? yeah What's going on everybody every Saturday? Welcome to non-sensical nonsense. He's Jeff. I'm Glick. We're part of the non-sensical network. If you're not already, don't give us a follow because shame on you if you're not following us. And shame on you, on me and him if you don't know who we are.
00:05:51
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No. Because that's on us. Yeah, they don't know who we are. They should know. They do know who we are. They should know. Period. Well, you know. As you see all the time, we are the most famous, non-famous podcasters on the blast. We are the greatest podcast you've never heard of. We are the greatest podcast you've never heard of. But if you're not following us and you would like to follow us, well, simply go to io.link slash nonsensical network.
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It's gonna have our Facebook, our Instagram, our X, our TikTok, YouTube, Twitch. I gotta add rumble on there. I do gotta add rumble. And our merch and Spotify so you guys can join us live Monday through Sunday on the shows or you can listen anytime, anyplace wherever you listen to podcasts at.
00:06:40
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all at bio.link slash nonsensical nonsense. And Jess, we do have merch. You can buy our merch if you'd like to. We greatly appreciate that. And if you do, send us a little clicky click picky pic. Yeah. If it's suitable for work, we'll post it on our social media and say, hey, thanks. Show our little appreciation. And if it's not suitable for work, we'll save it anyways. Jeff will use it. I'll use it. What? Just say it.
00:07:13
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What? we know you It's not supposed to rain today. And if it does, the TV should be fine because it'll be under there. If it does start to rain, I'll have to grab all this shit and get in the fucking house. You need a tent. But it's not supposed to rain. I need an umbrella. You know what? They sell it. So a while back, i when I was at Costco, I bought one of those those like portable tents like he's like uh it's like a big umbrella of four legs so you know i got one of those um those are great eh until you use them too much yeah
00:07:55
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what and crigition sauceer ro Yeah, I want to get an umbrella for my ah patio table ah But I have actually seen I'm digging dude I'm like this I want to live somewhere where the weather's like this all year out I'm digging this out on my patio doing this. No like this Yeah, i was good say you know what when it comes to weather When it comes to lack of rain lack of snow stuff like that can goons great. I If it wasn't for the goddamn heat. Well, that's the thing. Like Ohio is perfect. Like has perfect weather spring spring and fall. Yeah. Winter. It gets cold as hell. Summer is hot as fuck, but like the beginning to middle of fall is ideal. And then the, and it's the same with spring, like the beginning to middle part of like mail but that's the beginning of spring. Right. It's perfect.
00:08:52
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because you get to the middle of a spring and then you start getting too close to the summer temperatures and you get the humidity and you have some days. But yeah, like right now it's 70 something degrees. I've been out here doing the show the last two weeks now in the evenings. It's in the seventies. It's not, I can wear shorts and a t-shirt. It's, it's really cool guys. I got this really cool set up tonight cause I'm doing a bunch of different things. I got, I got Michigan getting their asses kicked by Washington on my phone right there. I got, uh,
00:09:19
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I got bad blood over here. Cash and I are watching bad blood tonight. ah like If I wanted to get extra froggy, I've got a bottom shelf and another TV about that same size that I could put below it and I could put football on that TV. But I already know it's going to happen when Nikki comes home. She's going to be like.
00:09:36
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but got my but backline time Everything why is everything outside is what she's gonna say. Yeah, why is everything? else in it should just say What are you doing a multitask? Well, you know but gentlemen like if you Call yourself if you call yourself a multitasker But you can't multitask tune in tonight It is the Almadore Challenge. DJ Jeff, if you drop that link one time for me. yeah Great, that I appreciate that. You might have to go to Rumble and and and drop that link if you can do that. If not, let me know. I'll go to Rumble. But this is the definition of multitasking. I've got wrestling on, I've got football on, and I'm hosting a podcast. So I do have a feeling Michigan is going to lose tonight. They have not been playing that great this year, even though it is a rematch from the national championship.
00:10:26
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Michigan versus Washington. So yeah, we got a little bit of everything going on. I'm going to do this set up tomorrow. I'm going to do this set up tomorrow for unnecessary roughness. DJ jazzy. Jeff, she's a jizzy. Jeff jizzy. Jeff. No idea. What's up, Blaze? I'm going to do this set up tomorrow so I can put on game day.
00:10:46
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On the TV out here, we can do our show. I can get my NFL updates. ah And then I'll be able to switch over to the games. Like I said, I'm going to confirm if I have a second Roku. And if I do, next Sunday, I'll probably have both TVs out here because we'd normally go into the first, the afternoon games. We usually go right up into halftime or close to it. I could put two games on it once.
00:11:09
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Well, you know, and that's one of the things that, like, that's the ultimate goal. You get a space, like like you want a recording studio set up yeah for podcasting. Like, the ultimate set up would be like multiple TVs, the laptop slash computer, whatever you need to stream off of, so you can have multiple games up. You know, you like six TVs above you. That's the dream. I'll tell you what.
00:11:38
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Well, we move out of here because, you know, I need my space. Nikki's going to need her space for her for her side hustle. Well, she wants to kind of turn it into her gig. I think she'll still Martin like she does. But she wants to make a living off of doing what she's doing, which would be for us. Why? It can be done. Well, I think because we don't You don't have to rely on local customers. You can literally have people from anywhere. Not only that, besides the network, you know, she can do other shirts and stuff, but the movie Blaze and I watched last night, the guy that made the movie, Matt Best, who's a veteran, he actually, when he got out of the military, he started making YouTube videos and he got pretty well known. And then he started making t-shirts and
00:12:34
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sold the hell out of him. And now he made a movie. Well, uh, she doesn't know it yet, but starting Tuesdays, I'm going to be doing the show live from the, uh, beauty and the beard studios. there you go Well, you know, I can be like, well, I can be like my, for the beauty of the beard, uh, creative corner studios, check her out on Facebook at Blah, blah, blah, blah. Shout her out. Get people to follow her. She's got a lot of ideas. Well, and when ideas are not on the line. No, no, no. We ah we went on a yeah impromptu date night Thursday. Nice. And I was going to go to the gym, but I pulled something in my neck. My neck is still bothering me today. Yeah, you pulled something. Yes, on trackable. Yes, on trackable. It's opennight open night. It's the open door channel. Come on up if you wanted to.
00:13:33
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All we ask is turn the camera on and please keep your pecker in your pants. We just ask. Well, not on the screen. I don't care if it's out of your pants. No S, no D. And if there's a wiener on that monitor, I swear to God's do that.
00:13:52
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um No, but it's like um but like when I when I built so the merch for Jeff's garage, which I mainly just built, just play with. But like you can go on to Etsy and look up funny t-shirts and find a slew of ones that you can kind of make your own, so to speak. Well, the you know the great thing about it is you know since it's you know she's making them and selling them, it's not all original designs. It's the same stuff everybody else is doing. Well, I have a request. You grow your community.
00:14:31
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and you grow your show me to your community, your community. up before I think so, too. There you go. OK, just checking. ah I have a request for her. Well, she's. I want a shirt that says dip me in chocolate and toss me to the lesbians.
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I'm just saying to you so much on track. about yeah
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Back to something that you wouldn't wear that shirt. Would you wear a shirt that said dip me in chocolate and toss me to lesbians?
00:15:08
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i would I'm okay with that. See? Vindicated. Thank you, untrackable. Jeff, have you trapped in a cage, untrackable? Is that why you're untrackable? Are you under duress, sir? Link twice if you need help. What's up, sir? How you doing?
00:15:32
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No, man, just, uh, just hanging out. Uh, happy Saturday evening to everybody amended that been a long week. yeah So what is she officially, um, gonna, she's gonna get like, she's, she's, she's got her face. She's up, she's up and running. She's got her Facebook page. Um,
00:15:53
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We, um, she, she ordered her but cash. effort She's about to get a slew of ideas for me. She don't need, she don't, she don't need any help. Trust me. She's got plenty of ideas, but, um, no, she set up her, she she set up her cash app account today and she ordered her card for that. Um, but we, she's doing sublimation right now.
00:16:21
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And she discovered that you can you can convert a regular printer into a sublimation printer to print out your de yeah your designs. for the Yeah, you so what she can do. Yeah, she can do shirts, hats and and cups up to.
00:16:42
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I think up to 30 ounces, but she thinks that she might be able to do 40 ounce stubble. She's going to look there is there is a way and and ah I'll send her a program. I'll send her a link. come we over here But we we went out. Stop watching the rest. Yeah, we went out first. Well, there's the kids, the kids are out here like they want to say something to me. So I'm like looking at them to what?
00:17:13
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ah What? Where's Riley? i mean thinking maybe i Oh, it's cash. You can come out here if you want, dude. I don't care. Or you can watch it in there. Whatever you want to do. Okay, well. All right. So we went out Thursday for a little impromptu date night.
00:17:35
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and we stopped at the Hobby Lobby. she was She was like, Hobby Lobby has the cups that I need and blah, blah, blah. And she's like, ah, you know, and I was a hundred dollars i wasm gonna go to the gym. No, actually, actually, dude, the cups are actually, they're pretty cheap. Like $4 for a cup. So ah ah the only reason I told her I would go, the only reason that I told her we could go to,
00:18:05
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go to a hobby lobby was because she didn't know that I was going to buy her some cups. So she was looking at them. They have these frosted like glass looking jar ones that you put the wood. It's got like a wood cap on it and whatnot. They come in different colors. So I told her she'd get one of each, you know, because she's like, well, you know, I spent, I spent $25. That's not terrible.
00:18:32
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So, and I, you know, if she sells one that pays for four cups. Oh yeah. so But I told her, I told her, I said, I know, I said, I know you, this is why I want to buy them for you. We'll order your designs for them because she's going to do, you know, my like Southern Outlaws one that I have, the tall skinny one. Right, right. She's going to do one like that, and they got to design a wrap for it that's a Miller Lite logo. Nice. So she's going to wrap that for me. Well, you know, something she might want to look at too, and this is all messengers apart, but I got a couple ideas that she might be able to use for that.
00:19:09
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that like you're talking about wraps automotive wrap you can I can make those cups look like carbon fiber and then she puts her logo on top of it. but You can do that. You can do the same thing. You can buy, you can print out whatever, does whatever designs you can find or make, you can print them out. It's just having the printers and she can do vinyl. The thing is with vinyls, she can, she can go to the, uh, an auto wrapping place and take their extra. Like they'll have a spot. Like we can't use this. They're going to throw it away. Then they, then they have like cups that you just put sticker wraps on. They're just stickers.
00:19:44
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Yeah. Uh, so they're all hand wash, whatever. So she's going to get into a little bit of everything, but right now she's just doing the sublimation. But I told her, I was like, go ahead and get one of each cup that you're going to be doing that you're going to be using. That way you can practice because I know you what's going to happen is you're going to start getting orders.
00:20:02
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you're going to get overwhelmed and you're going to freak out. She's like, well, and that's the scary thing. I actually used to make t-shirts a long time. I had a internet cafe and I would make and sell t-shirts in the internet cafe as well. And I got to the point where I had to shut it down. I had too many orders. I couldn't keep up. Yeah.
00:20:26
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So, i was closinging down the internet cap there's no yeah a story she yeah, she's going that route. She's getting all set up. She's, she's, she's rocking and rolling. and But yeah, that goes into what I was saying. Long drawn out story to get to where I was going.
00:20:42
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You know, we want to, um, we want to move out of here and that's something that we're looking for in a house. Obviously not only three bedrooms, at least three bedrooms and at least two baths. Um, but we also want to have an area for both of us so she can set up her stuff and I can actually set up a studio. I don't have to move anything. I have my background. I decide better yet, go, go, go over a home depot and get you some, uh, he and she sheds, throw them up in the backyard.
00:21:11
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wire them up. no There's only going to be outside because then I got to, then I got to put air conditioning and heat in both. of Oh my God. You're such a girl. And it's not my, like, we're not buying a house. We're going to rent a house. That's what I was saying. I'm not putting, I'm not putting a lot of time and effort into, but you know, whether it be a spare bedroom, move it. Yeah. Yeah. Well,
00:21:36
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Again, I don't want to go through the hassle of having to tear everything down and and move it when I'm, you know, before buying a house. It's a different story. But whether whether we have the basement or an additional room, like you can have this room or you can have half a room and I can have half a room. I want to turn my desk around so it faces the wall. I can see you guys now. Do not cross this duct tape line. This is my padded room.
00:22:02
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ah Hey, there's something to be said too. like when When you're renting, like you're you're renting the building, um the you're you're trying to stay there, whatever, whatever. But when you go into that ownership ah side of things, it's not just it's not just the building. It's not just the roof over your head. It is the perimeter as well.
00:22:33
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and um it bro i i'm on ah less than a quarter of an acre in the suburb but but what i would imagine would be ah amazing would be yeah take the same tiny little house and surrounded by like a hundred acres and completely different story of ownership oh Bro, I did not expect you to say that you lived in the suburbs at all, bro. I was like, I live on 500 acres in the mountains. I'm using Starlight because it's the only internet I can get. Yeah, no, you know, that's ideal for me. And that's something that her and I have talked about. I would be perfectly happy with like a 1,500 square foot ranch.
00:23:29
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Sitting on like to anywhere from a hundred to like 200 acres. I Would be did I'd be happy as a pig and shit she could have some farm animals like she was Yeah, she wants goats and stuff like that. The kids want some farm animals None of them really know how much work actually goes into having farm animals, but no they don't nonetheless They want them for pets. They want them for pets So but yeah, man, I that would be ideal for me But it's a different story like you said if we own the place then yeah, I'll do I the add-ons in the, the workarounds and make things the way we want it because you might it's value at the end of the day. Somebody might want to look into foreclosures, buying a foreclosure house and you can get them for fucking pennies. Not literally. but yeah and then You did you know have the problem fix them up. But yeah, I mean,
00:24:22
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there The problem is you get a forecloser for dirt cheap. but by the time you know and And I can only speak for my area. What is that? um to chair
00:24:35
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In my area, a lot of the foreclosures wind up trashed. Like Kevin, like kevin he his next door neighbor, while the house next door to him,
00:24:48
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There used to be a sheriff's deputy and his wife lived there. Well, the deputy was screwing around on his wife and his wife left him. And then he just trashed the house. He was remodeling, but he trashed it. And then Kevin's other neighbors, they went they split up. So the husband bought that house. He wound up putting almost triple what he paid for in it with the foreclosure into getting it. And it's still not even there.
00:25:13
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Well, so I mean, yeah foreclosure. Yeah, I mean, but at the dinner and then again, you look at it. It's like, so that'd be a lot of money to fix it up if it needs fixed stuff. Yeah. the gym It's kind of like a double-edged sword. Well, I actually just watched a guy from talk to a buddy of mine. He actually, uh, he lives in Chicago and he actually bought a foreclosed, uh, um,
00:25:40
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It was almost like a, it was a building, but it was like a textile building. And he turned it into a house. Like it was a, basically a factory. And now it's his house. And he's, he's, he's got about, I think he's got about 500 grand in it, but he bought the building for like 40. Yeah. I'll tell you, I'll tell you what I would like to buy and remodel into a house in old school.
00:26:09
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i There's a I'll send you a link. There's a family. I'm watching on YouTube. They did just that and it sits on twenty seven in the day back in the day um Out here just out in my area and Fredonia there was an old-school house, you know, it's like Was it like a single it was it was a big it was it was a big school. It's like an elementary school, right?
00:26:34
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And when we were going to, height when i when we were in high school, there was a family that lived there and that's what they did. They bought it and then they remodeled it. And it was really cool because I knew the girl that that lived there. She went to Northridge and I knew everybody from Northridge and going inside of it was really cool. Plus it was super old and it had all kinds of stories behind it. ah a fuck but and But it was, it was so cool. And ever since then, I was like, man, I would love to buy an old school. I mean, just think about it. You don't remodel the gym. You got a fucking gym in your house. You got a basketball court in your house. Yeah. Yeah. And that's, that's, you you know, yeah yeah that's a tough
00:27:13
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yeah Here's our bathrooms because I'm not going to give us the problem with getting in elementary school is is all the urinals are are a foot and a half off the ground so you have to you have to take a pi but Yeah and before you me yeah they're just At the same time ah you can take that ah structure and The, the remodel would be easy because the structure's already there. So if like you want a ballroom instead of a basketball court, if you want, um, bedrooms instead of classrooms, if, if you want, uh, plush bathrooms, like the piping's already there, yeah you don't you don't have to do it like that. But if, if you have that to put into it, like you could turn that thing into a castle.
00:28:05
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Oh, a hundred percent. and It's like they they did a really nice job on the remodel when they remodeled this school. It was, it was really cool. Now Tim buck farms, which is a tree farm, they own it. I drove past there today and they absolutely gutted it because they're turning it into a store. Like a, like a, like a, you can go in and buy like trees and all that shit.
00:28:30
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But um but you can they put they put like the big the big display windows up front so you can see inside of it. But the family who lived there, they they you know the dad, much like us, had a background in construction. So you know he he only did his butdding did everything. The only problem with converting an old schoolhouse is heating and cooling. What? Because it's fucking huge. A s school on Fredonia.
00:28:59
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That would, that would be the only issue for me would be the heating and cooling aspect of it because it's a fucking schoolhouse. It's not small and that heating yeah is massive. yeah But again, but if if you have what it takes to, oh yeah to make it yours, you're good. You're not going to, you're not going to have some government contract, uh, singular unit that's supposed to cover, uh, an acre's worth of building.
00:29:29
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Right. You're going to have units everywhere. You're going to have units inside. You're going to have units outside. Yeah. Literally, you turn it into an apartment complex and like. um and Yeah. Well, they did. They did that here in town. There was an old schoolbook, school building up on the square. Now it's the old school apartments. They renovate. And again, that place is haunted as fuck. I want to rent a heart. I want to rent an apartment in it so bad, but they only go up to two beds, one bath.
00:29:58
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Well, you rent one just to just to have your podcasting studio in it. you know if I mean, I'm just saying. Yeah, but they're not cheap. They're not cheap. but they love The other aspect is every time you have, like every night you have to go there for, you know, on Saturday night, six hours, you know, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul Peters.
00:30:24
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A more relevant question is, why do you know what a skunk's penis looks like? And can you share your web history with us? Or is that something that has to be erased as we pass away? He's got a dead man. Probably since it is scar. I do. Actually, I do. That's what I was doing right before. Actually, I have no pants on from the waist down. Why do you think we were part of your mom's house? My binoculars are unfortunately in the house. I'll go grab them later. But I am naked from the I'm porky pig in it here. Oh, yeah. I've never not Winnie the booted on the show. Yeah. I think, I think that's why they call it a t-shirt. It's because, um, that you, you, you don't, you don't want to know what's lower than a t-shirt. You know what I mean? that That's my business and my business to share, but you know, 100%.
00:31:21
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like if i if I have a collar uh maybe you might say sir uh maybe you might think I got some rank or something like that but if I'm wearing a t-shirt don't bank on me having anything below that right The only reason I have a shirt is on the air Nine and a half times out of ten. There's nothing below the t-shirt. That's what great. That's what great that's what what's great about Jersey sports jerseys because it's even they're a little bit longer and a little bit bigger. So, you know, yeah Well, if I were you're dripping over my own feet because I'd step on ah You even
00:32:08
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even my kid. i Yeah, that I can attest is not true. This motherfucker will drink the bar.
00:32:17
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Even your kid. one I was going to say even my kid when she puts on one of my work shirts, it's ah it's a it's it's from her neck to her ankles and the yeah. night shift instant night shirt You know, that's ah one shirt can be an outfit, you know what I mean? And she proved it. And I was like, Hey, yeah rowanna belt you know you're fashionable. If she could do it, I can do it. If they, if they gave me if if they give me bigger shirts than maybe, but if I did that with just a shirt, they give me, it's like, yeah, yeah. I'm going to wear some shorts today.
00:33:05
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It's called double standards. It's Yeah, it's cute when your daughter does it. When you do it, you end up on a list. You end up on a list like Jeff. Fucking double standards.
00:33:17
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ah That's pretty good. I do order milk at the bar in a dirty glass because I'm a rebel. I'm a bad boy.
00:33:32
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on your Vespa scooter. You know, with the I I do actually with this bad with this bad as with this bad as these jokes are, I have a feeling that like Kevin Hawley has another account. I was going to say this Kevin Hawley. I love you. I love you. I love you. Kevin Hawley. If you're out there listening, I do. He's such a good dude.
00:34:02
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uh click you're keeping me out you probably i do get erections when i watch horror movies and true crime shows actually that's what my my fiance and i bang it out to his true crime shows it gets me hot and bothered oh man especially when they show crime scene photos i'm in man i'm like oh oh sorry sorry uh give me a minute i'll be good for round two hey um i'm not gonna say that um it gets me off but i do seek out um of the aftermath of war. I'm not going to lie. I mean, you can admit that it gets you off. It's okay. We're not going to judge you.
00:34:43
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twenty i mean oh we're not not a judge Paul Peters might judge you, but we won't judge you. But it's it's not. be shit It's one of those things that doesn't just stumble upon you. It's like hey. It's one of those facts. You don't need to know why. You don't want to know why. You just need to know that it happens. It happens. I mean, hey, you know, we have we have no control over our body sometimes, especially as men. We know that we have no control over that area. It's a wind blows. You better be ready to do.
00:35:22
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Explain it like this is that is, ah you know, I have a body and um if if I drive record recklessly, this is what it's gonna look like yeah on my half or their half. And it changes it changes the the mentality of how you is take every step that you take. You know what I mean? I might regret this question. Does it deter you from driving like a lunatic or does it encourage you to drive like a lunatic?
00:35:58
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Well, that's 700 horsepower in a truck. and Don't worry about that. That would came like that. No, like I drive a Toyota Camry and, um, I, I get in with the mix, but I don't fuck around.
00:36:13
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was a mix and That's, that's me. That's me, man. Am I, am I little Chevy Equinox? I just, I just slide in and.
00:36:26
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You can't drive by the signs. You have to drive by the community. You know what I mean? It's like, Hey, um, this person's riding my ass. Am I going too slow? You know, but sometimes, but sometimes you gotta be a person's riding my ass, but I'm saving them from this shit show. That's in front of me.
00:36:52
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so thank you $500 pieces of shit and say, look, my car costs $500, but my insurance is amazing. um Uh, dude, you know, you you, and I say this a lot, you know, my wish is Jeff because, uh, a track, well, we don't know where you're from. Uh, I'm in Ohio and I'm in North fin north Carolina.
00:37:18
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Okay, you kind of I was I was down in South Carolina and and Charleston people couldn't drive either but I blame that on the fact that Charleston is a ah melting pot of people from all over the world. Yeah um You know we shit you had three fucking military bases down there Air Force Navy and Coast Guard and then Boeing literally brought I knew more people That were not from South Carolina than who were from Charleston Like everybody was from Ohio, New York. Yeah. Everybody was from Ohio, PA, New York. Uh, those were the three biggies that people were from. But, uh, like where you are right now and, and like taking it from that perspective.
00:38:17
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ah What's that? you You broke up a little bit. What's that? Yeah, I was going to say. Is that that again? um are Are you born and raised in the same place? Like, um you have have you traveled and moved ah throughout your life? ah Yeah, born and born and raised in Ohio.
00:38:42
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ah I don't really automaticallyically have a hometown. I guess if I, if I had a hometown here in Ohio, it was a, it would, that would be nerd. I spent most of my life in nerd. Um, I mean, my high school where I graduated high, but I went, yeah, I didn't really, I was born in one town, but we didn't stay there long and we were always moving. Uh, but however, I didn't, I did move down to South Carolina, my ex-wife and I moved down there.
00:39:13
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And we were down there for about 10 years. We were in Charleston. And, uh, when my son is, when my son graduates high school, we're going, we're probably going back to Charleston. We're going somewhere south. It's either ah Charleston's number one, Tampa's number two, and Galveston is number three. ah down by i i will say I don't think Tampa is a good idea for you. Cause you will be the Florida man we read about on Wednesdays.
00:39:44
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the The reason why I asked was about, um, more but about perspective yeah about because, uh, when people only know their town and they don't have like, because I believe like, if, if you do the same thing at the same time for the same reason, it does, it doesn't matter whether you're.
00:40:10
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in North Carolina or Ohio or California or New York City. If if this is what you do, you you're going to find people just like you. yeah And and it it gives it gives a ah perspective of you know i turn out how how you found those places in different places. You know what I mean? Yeah, it looks like I've lived all over the world and and and Like where I am now, to get a driver's license here, you literally just go sign up for it and they'll give it to you same day.
00:40:50
Speaker
Like no test, nothing. And you can get it for five years at a time, which is kind of scary. we're got i age? Or do you have to prove that you took the class or anything? No, no, I live in Cancun, Mexico, where, where, for me anyways, I can go up say I've had a driver's license before I need a new one. They're like, Okay, here you go. And it costs it cost me, I think it's like $140 for five years.
00:41:23
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Well, I can say this as well. um And as far as even states go, like I had had my driver's license revoked in one state and, uh, I was in another state and I was really scared because of the process and being able to admit the, like, Hey, uh, there there's There's something ah driving record that keeps me from getting a driver's license and they looked it up By the state and they were like, no You are completely cool to get a driver's license in this state and I was like, okay. Let me get a driver's license today let me you one No, it's like well like done oddly enough though you know, I've lived in Cancun for about Almost 20 years
00:42:20
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And oddly enough, the one thing that interesting I find interesting about Mexico is there are not as many accidents as you would think. Considering how easy it is to get a driver's license, like hes like it doesn't take but a few seconds.
00:42:39
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but i think To get to driver's license, the only thing you have to do is you have to go get an eye eye exam, which they do on site, um and fill out a ah paperwork. But while you're doing those things, you have to stand in line to do it. I muted you because. I've had some really cool DMV people. oh I guess it's it's the look of the draw. I don't know what it is.
00:43:11
Speaker
But um every single time I have to renew my driver's license, I have to look into that thing where it's like left eye, right eye, right you know, it letters and numbers and stuff. And I swear to God, my left eye is about dead as fuck. And my right eye is it's like it's an eagle.
00:43:41
Speaker
and ah i get i guess on the left and they're like hey Well, they they start giving me hints and i'm like okay they're all letters so that's not eight it's a b a people it's like the funny thing is my my sister-in-law she actually she actually works at the DMV So if I want if I needed to do a driver's license today, I could have it by tomorrow without leaving my house I'd make a phone call. I'm like, hey, give me a driver's license. Okay. Yeah, I'll have a one for tomorrow actually yeah like in the next couple months I'm actually going through that you're gers list for you don't even have a car
00:44:32
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and need them the The last time I went to the DMV, um, I did get upset because they were doing that, um, real ID thing.
00:44:44
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So it's like, yeah, you show it, you show every piece of paperwork that you have. And, uh, it counts like a passport right yeah a what is just be ah your passport.
00:45:00
Speaker
Well, uh, I'm good. I'm not, I'm not sure if you guys know what a DD two 14 is. Yes, I do. oh Okay. So if you know what that is, and I brought that, but I brought a photo copy of my birth certificate. Yeah. They won't take that. They need the original. If you know what it takes to get a DD two 14. Mm-hmm.
00:45:30
Speaker
and you won't take a photocopy of my birth certificate. How did I get that DD214? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Oh, I know. That's a pain in the ass to get that new real ID. But no, I'm actually going through that now. I had, technically, my license is, oh, no, it's, oh, shit, I got it. It expires on your birthday. I need to do that.
00:45:57
Speaker
No. ah I had a suspended license in Pennsylvania. I have a suspended license in Pennsylvania. um But it didn't affect me here in Ohio. Right. Even though I can't drive in PA, but I got to actually that's done. I got to reinstate that yeah, it's it's funny how some well in Ohio just switched over. I think your license is good for three or four years now in South Carolina. I don't know what it is for you guys down there in South Carolina. It's good for 10 years. Oh wow. Yeah. So, uh, my license, when I came back home, I still had, uh, because when I moved down there, um, I didn't have to get a license right away because I had my ah my license. So I think I had another year or two on my license left when I came home from South Carolina.
00:46:55
Speaker
But when I went and got my Ohio license, yeah, Jesus Christ, dude, it was like, they wanted they they the amount of shit that you needed for this real life. I mean, they wanted a bill, a social security card, birth certificate. They they wanted a a photo ID and I'm like, I'm here to get a photo ID.
00:47:14
Speaker
And thankfully, my South Carolina license hadn't expired yet because the lady told me had the had that been expired, that wouldn't have worked. And I was like, so what would I have had to done? Apply for a state ID, wait for that, and then come back in and get my, wife like, what fucking sense does that make? You know, and it's, you know, the people at the DMV that work there, I've never had a real issue with. It's the people that are there as customers that are the issue.
00:47:41
Speaker
because it's like, I swear to God, no normal person goes to the DMV to get their license. It's only the crack heads. Oh yeah. Well, it's, it's like. went ah When I went to go get my my permanent residency here, they asked for, they give you a list of papers that you need, all originals plus copies, and then you get there and they're like, but you don't have this. I'm like, but it's not on the list. But you need it. But it's not on the list. Yeah, but you need it. Why wouldn't you need it? Well, then put it on the list. Yeah, we have it done. that
00:48:17
Speaker
it's It's ridiculous. Stealing the bureaucracy of paperwork is the stupidest shit I've ever heard. Thankfully, I don't have to renew my permanent residency card. It's a life. I have it for life because my kids are Mexican, so... Well, you know how you don't have to worry about doing that?
00:48:39
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You don't go on the run from the law. I'm not on the run from the law. I'm literally just down here because my wife's here. one she you
00:48:51
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ah list your on beings to differ yeah No, but it's like the the bureaucracy of everything I get it they they want to cover all their bases But it for the normal everyday person, it's fucking ridiculous and i get it You know, there's there's
00:49:11
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there's There's a reason why fake IDs are a billion dollar business. Because they're sometimes a lot easier. but or Yeah, it's it's not something that... ah I There's no easy fix either. Hold on.
00:49:34
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We are about time for break. what' this score but What's What? What's the score? I don't know. It's commercial. To make you ask questions. What did you say, Jeff? I said it's for making math questions. Works, doesn't it? Yeah. That's what I always tell the kids. They're like, what's this? And like something to make you ask questions. Oh, let's go Vanderbilt. Nobody cares. Oh, they're going to be partying in Nashville tonight. That's just, they're not already partying on a Saturday night in Nashville, but they're really going to be partying tonight.
00:50:10
Speaker
Vanderbilt knocked off Alabama. That might be the biggest upset of the season so far. I haven't even checked my fantasy football. I adjusted it. No, I just, I just adjusted it. I'm projected to beat whoever I'm going up against. like I'm going up against Cam, but I'm projected to beat him by like 10 points.
00:50:34
Speaker
But I said it, I literally said it and forget it. Because I got other things to do. Like everything else to everybody i don't know i don't do. I don't do the fantasy stuff. I barely watch. I am forced to. I love sports. Don't get me wrong. I love them all. Every single one of them.
00:50:58
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a I don't follow shit. Well, i but I'm not a sports guy, but we have a fantasy football league for our network because we have seven shows every day of the week and blah, blah, blah. And I'm forced every year to do this fantasy football league. And I have no fucking clue what I'm doing. It's the second year we've done it and you are forced because.
00:51:22
Speaker
You are the co-founder. Uh, you know, and so you have to be a part of it. but right in there He doesn't, wait he doesn't watch anything other than college ball. The son of a bitch is in first place. Hey, it's, it's, that's the it's okay because like, uh, like I said, I love sports. So, you know, I play, uh, the video games. Right. Uh, I'll pick a random team.
00:51:50
Speaker
and and play against ah somebody that I know and like, Hey, you, you care because you're going to put up some stats. I care because I'm in the game. Right. Yeah. I'm that similar way. Like if I, if I was at age, one of these games, Oh, I'd be in, but I'm not at the game and I don't give a shit. Yeah. Now I, uh,
00:52:19
Speaker
i like I love all sports. um He loves soccer, his favorite. I'll fucking kill you, Joe. ah Football, American football is my favorite sport, man. I fucking i love it. um'm I'm fully invested every football season. There it is. a um I don't know. I don't understand soccer. I got a little selfie going on. I see.
00:52:49
Speaker
yeah yeah you're kicking a ball up and out of field god forbid anybody touches anybody because permit last um a short time and i don't understand the soccer the clock on the soccer it counts up fucking annoying shit what and um fastco strings and sha no it's not it's it's it's not a uh contact sport, but, uh, you know, hundred something that really brought me into soccer was the fact that no, it was, it was the, the, the cut of commercials because that clock counts up. Um, it's, it's a, it's a break list game. Whereas, uh, NBA, NFL.
00:53:42
Speaker
all all of them not the clock to say a commercial There there's a difference between a time There's a difference between a timeout and a media timeout Whereas in soccer and soccer you don't see that shit, right? You get your commercials at halftime and then you go about your business and I've been to a Chelsea game ah at Chelsea nice and You can buy all the beer you want at halftime. But there is nobody walking up and down the aisles serving you. It is about the game. Nice. So I see i see that as a beautiful game. I had a buddy of mine. He dragged me to a game here. And it was just like a local team. And I was just like, oh my god. How much longer I got? Wait a minute. Why is the clock counting up?
00:54:42
Speaker
Fuck! I don't know how fast I can leave. and I have no problem with sports. I just... i It doesn't affect me daily. Like, if a team wins or lose, I don't. Yeah. No, yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't like... and know I know more than likely Michigan's gonna lose tonight. They've been playing bad at all. But I'm still gonna watch the game. I'm still gonna throw my gear on.
00:55:10
Speaker
You know, yeah I used to be that way and I would be so pissed off and been out of shape. Yeah, when my teams will lose. I was just like, noh whatever. However, that changes it that changes this season. I have a declaration to make tomorrow. So tune into unnecessary roughness show because I am making a declaration. It's going to blow a lot of even. It might even blow your mind, Jeff, because im know and I come to my.
00:55:38
Speaker
No, I did that. like He did that first episode when we talked about our marriage. That's right. That's right. No, because you know how you know how I am when it comes to my teams. Right. I'm very like, I'm die hard. I'm, I'm ride or die all the way to the end. Good, bad and different. Like I'm a lifer. Once I pick my teams, I'm a lifer no matter what. ah rock I have, I have, I have a huge announcement to make tomorrow.
00:56:07
Speaker
Well, you know, and with that, with with that set announcement, depending upon how the NFL season goes, I may have, I may break the internet with a video I'm going to make. Well, if I go to a game, if I go to any game, any sporting match, the team I'm rooting for never loses because I always, fought for I always but root for the winner.
00:56:36
Speaker
My team never leaves you. I wait until the end and be like, I was rooting for them the whole fucking time. Yeah. But like the other sports, I love hockey. I love hockey. I'll watch a game when I can, but I'm not going to be sitting like I'm not going to be laser like football. I watch every one of my, you know, I've had college football on all day in the background. I actually, today was the first time in a very long time that I actually was on the Xbox up until we set so I set up for the show tonight. Oh, really? Yeah. Rick and I were, rick I was playing Call of Duty and Rick and I were talking and and he was like, I was going to send you a message, an invite last night, but you were playing fucking zombies. I was like, I was just killing time. I was just doing my dailies. I was like, you could have sent me an invite. I said, I'm not really on there a whole lot because I don't, I used to play with Mark and b Brian, but for whatever reason, you know,
00:57:33
Speaker
Uh, Mark and Mark and Jarvis decided to get their panties all up in a bunch of neck, like little private be bitches, which in turn, Brian's not allowed to associate with me. So, like Mark and Jarvis, i right messages me on every once in a while, uh, that Jarvis and, uh, and Mark, uh, unfollowed me and everything on Xbox.
00:57:57
Speaker
And then when they are before they had followed me when they are live, they ah they set their Xbox so it shows them offline. So understand yeah, I see that. So you can't you can't see that they're online. I was like, you guys are fucking idiots. Brian has started doing that too. So I told Rick, I was like, yeah I don't really play with anybody anymore. And he was like, what are you doing now? I shouldn't fucking play Call of Duty while I'm waiting on Call of Football to start.
00:58:25
Speaker
He's like, I just sent you an invite. Fucker. So it was like his part, his crew that he plays with, like we were literally playing all day and his crew was cool as shit. They came in and he was like, Hey guys, this is click. You know, the guy who has the podcast, they're like, Oh, what's going on? Click. And you're doing like, they were cool as shit. So Rick was like, now you have something to do on the weekends. I was like, let's fucking go, baby. His son came in. He was gaming. I was like, hell yeah, man.
00:58:51
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I gotta, I gotta have like, if I'm going to do something as a activity, I gotta be active. Like I even play video games. when i When I, when I do play, I play for like an hour and then i'm I'm like, all right, I'm bored. What else is there? Yeah, but you, but you, you know, I mean, I've got so much on my plate and I'm so busy. I don't ever really have any downtime. Right. Well, that's true. My downtime and, and, and we like, and the fact that You know, even though they're doing like camo grinds and this that they're like, they're not giving me shit because I'm just playing just to play. You know what I mean? They're like, ah we were playing one mode and I had a bow and arrow with exploding tips on it.
00:59:31
Speaker
And then we were playing domination where it's basically capture the flag. You have three flags. OK. And and I was like, let's grab the middle flag. And I was just sitting there just to just unload and arrows. Oh, God, style yeah on on B. So any time the opposing team came within six feet of it, I was wrecking them. So they're like yelling at everybody like stay away from fucking B. We got it. Glick's covering it. And I was just eating, man. And They're like, yeah, you know, they're like, yeah, we just want to play to play the fucking play to play. We're here for the chat and we're going to do our thing. And, but it was cool. They were a cool group of guys, man. We were having fun. We were talking shit with each other and everything like that. And I was like, man, that this is, this is, this is what I miss being able to get on here and having people to play with and shoot the shit because that is my only, my only form of downtime because I'm either, I'm either
01:00:29
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Oh my God. I'm either at work or I'm podcasting. I mean, like we talked about last week, man, I did about 13 or 14 shows in a row. And I had one day off and that one day off, even then I felt like something wasn't right. Cause I wasn't doing a show. Oh, yeah. We had our date night. We went and seen the new Beetlejuice movie. Oh, what'd you think? I haven't seen it yet.
01:00:56
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I liked it. It was actually, so both of us liked it. And here's the thing. I went into it and I i i didn't want to go see it. I knew Nikki did because she loves Beetlejuice. What the hell is his, there it is.
01:01:15
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up So, you know, I like, I was like, iro I don't really want to, you know, like I can still hear you if you cruise. I was like, na I don't really want to see it, but I know she does. And Marty had come home from work last week when we had all the storms. Uh, let me do this real quick. Um, the mall closed early and they had that. Hey, but I got it. Sit. Feel free to come in whenever you'd like. Um, speaking of Rick, he wanted to come in tonight and hang out with us. Um, but, uh,
01:01:54
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I kind of went into it. I was like, this is going to suck. This is going to be a bad movie. Like it's it's going to be shitty. And Nikki didn't have high expectations for it either. But. ah And Jeff's gone, but it was actually because she was actually it was really good. They did ah they did a really good job with it. I definitely we both enjoyed it. I'll go, Don, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, the dawn for the end zone.
01:02:23
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Let's go. Michigan's on the board. Let's go. Come on, baby. Oh, that's, that's Rodriguez.
01:02:36
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Wait, there has to be a disqualification. Did the restaurant not see it? Doesn't look like the rest paying the attention. We got wrestling. It doesn't look like the rest paid any attention.
01:02:54
Speaker
yeah should be a justolplication and lift should loose Yeah, I agree. We're, we got bad blood on over here. I've got football on over here. I've got podcasts on here. Everybody left at the same time. Um, but yeah, no. So cash is freaking out.
01:03:16
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<unk> the red off of the silent Cause the refs not paying no attention. Cause he's fucking. out there with Dom's dumb ass.
01:03:33
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but and money laugh
01:03:42
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yeah that's one on the page Hey, appreciate you being here on trackable. Have a great night, man.
01:03:53
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Appreciate you hanging out for a few. Actually, we're just having these technical difficulties. Let's go ahead and take our first break of the night, shall we? Let's do a little, let's do, let's do a little, do a little Matt James and then we'll be back here. Matt James, bad guy.
01:07:42
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Hey, welcome back to nonsensical nonsense, everybody. He's Jeff. I'm Glick. We are a part of the nonsensical network and you know, Jeff. Yeah. I put the network logo up there and I know you changed it out a while back and I put the network logo up there because we have nonsensical nonsense behind us. I know. I made one. I just put it back. This is my fit.
01:08:10
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This is my favorite one that I made. Yeah. No, that's fine. No, don't get me wrong. I love that. I love that design. I know Nikki made it. If you could make it our background, you could do that. I could. I have to play with it. Yeah. Yeah. Nikki made that design. I do love that design. This is my favorite network logo that I made with the flag and stuff on it. But anywho,
01:08:39
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Why didn't I think about that sooner? I don't know why it's not like it really bugged me bugged me, but because I like the design, I like the logo, but it was just like i see the network. She's got that tie dye shirt. Yeah. Yeah. Those tie dye shirts are sick. But, uh, anywho, welcome back to nonsensical network or nonsensical nonsense, part of the nonsense of the network. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out. Give us a follow. Y'all would really appreciate that. Call us on, uh, on YouTube.
01:09:09
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Um, you can watch us live on Facebook, rumble and YouTube. YouTube is probably the best one. So if you're not already, go follow us on YouTube and tune into the show seven days a week. Uh, we're on all the social medias and we are on all the podcasts and platforms. So you can listen to us anytime, any place, simply go to bio.link slash nonsensical network. All those links are there, including the links to our merch store as well.
01:09:36
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Yes, we do have March if you guys would like to buy anything. We greatly appreciate it. Joe, you're a little way of supporting. And if you do buy something, send us a pic. And if you don't mind, we'll throw it up on our social media as a way to say thanks for supporting ah the network at the end of the day.
01:09:53
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shout out some We will be down the road now as we talked about Nikki's new business venture. We will be doing giveaways in the near future. But with that you must follow a particular set of rules And I think I'm gonna revolve them around YouTube Following lines like that, but anywho, um Yeah, we're just gonna hang out tonight shit shedding Jeff trackable if you're still out there with your ears on appreciate you popping in brother You're welcomed anytime
01:10:27
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On Saturdays Mondays or even Sundays. Those are our open forums Anybody else out there in the in the listening audience? feel free to jump on in it is a Open door challenge Saturday night. I'll go ahead and drop it Jeff's and sure yeah on the background Yeah, don't worry about rumble. It's already up there once Got the link in the chat it is the open door challenge and If you guys want to come on in and hang out with us, all we ask is that you please put your butthole in your penis away because nobody wants to see it. But outside of that, turn the camera on. If there's a leaner on that monitor, I swear to God's do. god
01:11:14
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got all kinds of shit happening at around me. Jeff left a trackable left. I got no, you know, play on the, season this happened yesterday for some reason. And I can't figure out why for no reason whatsoever. My internet just goes down for like 15 minutes and then it comes back up. I don't do that from time to time. Yeah. It's kind of a weird thing.
01:11:39
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We had a big play for a touchdown on the Michigan game. There was a lot of shit happening on wrestling. And then the guys left. and I said, fuck it. We're going to take a break. But before all that happened, what cash? Before all that happened, we were talking about Mickey and I went to see Beetlejuice. Right. And like I said, I went in 100 percent expecting it to just be an absolute shit. movie I did not think it was going to be good at all.
01:12:09
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and She had low expectations like she thought it would be good, but it wasn't gonna be that great It was actually really fucking good man. They did a good damn job It was cool to see a lot of the yeah obviously Michael Keaton was there. They brought back my known a writer. I gotta say man Winona Ryder has gotten as she's aged. She has gotten very pretty and She's gotten better looking, I believe, yes. not not Not that she was ugly when she was younger. No. it does As Nikki said, she she she grew into her awkward groupies. She's kind become refined. What?
01:12:50
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like girl volunteer but she people Probably. I think so. No spoilers. um Yeah, they did bring back what's the the lady who played Lydia's stepmom in the original. Yeah. Well, it was her mom, you know, um'm not stepmom. No, it was her stepmom. Was it?
01:13:14
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They did not bring her dad back because obvious reasons because he doesn't know how to keep his wiener to himself. However, they still had the character in the movie.
01:13:28
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Like, yeah, high my understanding, I know why i heard why. yeah it was Yeah, it was really cool the way they did it, but he himself was not in the movie at all, which obviously they can't do that because as I said, he's he's on a particular list for SA and you know not being able to keep his Peter to himself when when somebody says no.
01:13:57
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or when it's unwelcomed. But nonetheless, it was it was actually a great movie, Michael Keaton as Beetlejuice. Like even though it's been 30 years later, it's much like Maverick, man. We waited 30 years for a sequel to Top Gun and it gave us everything we wanted and more. right you know To the point where Maverick 3 or Maverick 2, Top Gun 3,
01:14:26
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is going to be coming out soon. Oh, really? Yeah, that was that was great. But it was it was a good movie. We it was a nice little impromptu date night. Like I said, took her to Hobby Lobby. She didn't know but my intentions was to buy her her cups so she could practice on cups. um And i just haven't brought myself to. There we go.
01:14:49
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There you go. Nice. Oh, I like it because it's got my, my catchphrase is all be good or be good at it. Well, I had to, I had to adjust it to make it fit and it actually fit way better than I thought it was going to. I thought it was going to have to adjust to the end, but first try. Nice. Yeah. No, I.
01:15:13
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i've heard I've heard it's good. i've heard I haven't pulled myself to watch it yet. Just for the simple fact, I want to wait until I can watch it on a streaming service as opposed to... truth ah
01:15:33
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anywhere else. You know, because my big big thing when watching the movie, if I got a piss in the middle of it, I don't want to have to watch it again. Oh, yeah. So I had to. Of course, the theater was it. We were sitting right underneath the bed and it was fucking from dude. I was cold. It was freezing in there. So I was like, I got to pee and Nicki was freezing. I was like, you want me to run out to the car? so Tell me now.
01:16:02
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We can hear him singing. Okay. beat up One of his favorite wrestlers is coming out. He has no f**k to hear right now. yeah Jeff said we could hear you singing. Trust me, if if it wasn't for the fact that I'm trying to be an adult, I would be singing along too, because Cody's one of my favorite wrestlers. I love Cody Rhodes. That's why I use Cody's intro on the clicks house and music. there Yeah. Yeah.
01:16:35
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ah shows how much you pay attention to cash cheese bow the march jessieing So, you know, be so you know I was like, tell me now I got a piss. Tell me now before any before I like I miss anything too important. You know what I mean? Right. So she was like, yeah, you don't care. cause I was going out to the car regardless because I was getting me a hoodie because I was actually cold.
01:17:04
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But we were, I liked that. I liked the white and gold. Yeah, I just, i I want to see it. I just haven't gotten into, do I want to go and I don't want to go anywhere. I just put it up on rumble again.
01:17:24
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Um, I love how many, how many interviews that I've done that people are wrestling fans. And I use Cody's Cody's entrance music. And while it's played, you you know, we can see the little box out there and they're saying, and Cody, there's a part in the song where they, where they go. whoa a Cody drops down to like his, like one knee and like hits the ground. And then when they do the, whoa, part, of course, the whole crowd does it, but Cody jumps up and throws his arms out.
01:17:52
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And it's funny when we're in a little box and the music is playing. But my guess is that they go, whoa. Oh, you're a wrestling fan, huh? See what you did there. Oh, you're a wrestling fan. Let's talk about that. A non-believer, so to speak. Yeah. But no, it was good. It's definitely worth the watch, man.
01:18:18
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They did a really good job. Some of the throwbacks, it wasn't like they didn't just make a sequel to make a sequel. There was actually a couple of storylines going on as well. It was good, man. Love seeing Michael Keaton as Beetlejuice again.
01:18:43
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Well, it's one of those things yeah like you go know eventually watch it, but I'm not I'm not I don't want to rush it. I want to watch it. You know, yeah, um I want to I want to go see the new Venom movie at the end of this this month. Yeah, I heard that's going to be good. I love Tom Hardy. He can he can do no wrong in my eyes so far.
01:19:05
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I would go, I, I, I, uh, yeah, the the guy is, he's great and everything. I want to watch that movie and I haven't seen it yet. And I always forget about it when I'm sitting here with nothing to do and nobody's around. The one where he plays the twin brothers that are gangsters. You know what? I actually started the movie, but I can't get into it. Uh, and yes, I want to see it as well. I can't remember what it's called off the top of my head. Hold on. I want to see that new movie with, um,
01:19:33
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Henry Cavall and and I and I forgot about that. Now we're talking about movies. I could have fucking watched that today. got there I could have watched it last night. It was here. What? What's that movie you're talking about? It's called Legend. Yeah, Legend. Yeah, I did watch a movie on Netflix yesterday that was called Rebel Ridge. Ooh. That was kind of good. It was kind of like a walking tall type movie. OK. Um.
01:20:03
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It was, it was pretty good though. I mean, there was no, like the good guy, you would think like a big guy, ex-marine, blah, blah, blah. And then like small town, crooked cops type deal.
01:20:16
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And they're like, he never even left America. He's a pussy. Well, then they found out that he, he taught all the hit, like he was an expert in everything hand-to-hand combat and trained all the Marines and like jiu-jitsu, Krav Maga, hand-to-hand, you know, like this day like it was just but it was really, I think it was, it was a slow movie. It was a slow burn, but the cool thing about it was he didn't kill anybody in that movie.
01:20:43
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Oh, he didn't kill anybody. He beat the shit out of every goddamn buddy, but he didn't kill anybody. He had every opportunity to like, like, he got, like at one point he got in a weapons cage and they've got like all these fucking machine guns and grenades and rocket launchers of why a small town share our police station in Alabama. He's all that stuff. I don't know.
01:21:05
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but but they had it and he grabs smoke grenades in a tear the the the the the the grenade launcher with the tear gas in it and flash and flashbang grenades and it's just like dude you literally could have taken all out all the bad guys but but grenade launcher he didn't kill anybody so that's like he had a moral line he wasn't gonna cross I get that he makes sense yeah yeah he was just he was just it was it was slow it was a slow burn like the whole movie You know, like it picked up, but like, it's very, I have two of them and I made them just for you. have to Hey, I got TV out here. Sleepy McGillicuddy. Dude, are you wearing a Barbie shirt? looks like we yeah you Oh my God. Where did you get a pony boy Barbie shirt?
01:21:58
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um
01:22:01
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yes But, um, But yeah, this movie was like literally just slow burn all the way through. All the way to the end. Well, you know, some of the movies like that sometimes are good. It was good. Yeah, it was good. They're hard to watch the second end. Well, it's like, you know, Blaze and I were doing the Netflix. Yeah, I won't watch it. I will i won't watch it. I won't watch it a second time. Well, and that's the thing. It's like we did that. It's a great one-watch movie.
01:22:29
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Right. and what And that's what we were talking about the other day before we started going live is like, we watched Furiosa on the show, and then we we took eight hours to edit the two parts, four hours apiece. And we were like, you know what, I'm not going to watch this movie ever again. Because we we've watched it like 50 times in the in the span of time it took to watch it and edit it. Like, yeah,
01:23:01
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editing editing and Editing a movie hooking up dude is like this one did a movie killer gall wind up through for this match finish like For some reason all the kids are out here. Yeah some asthma attack going on there every time I run. You Marty. Don't run. but Don't run. That's a problem solved. But they're all saying, Doc, it hurts when I do this. Don't do that. Yeah. Bucky just walked up to the TV and she's like, when did they team up Cody Rhodes and my Roman Reigns who have been feuding for the last two and a half years? Like in a like ah trying to but kill each other type feud. But um
01:23:54
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Now they're teamed up for a count, you know, enemy of my enemy type. Right, right, right. fight might fight So I was like, well, yeah, I just, say tag me I was watching, you know, I, like I said, it was before we started off, I'm um'm rewatching the rookie because like the, the problem when you watch ah a show that hasn't concluded and is you you You get, you're all caught up and then you have to wait like a year for the next episode. You forget everything you've just seen. And and that's why um'm I'm watching the new season of the rookie and I'm like, wait, where did this guy come from? when When was this person introduced? So I'm rewatching it and I'm like, wow, I forgot a lot.
01:24:50
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that's That's one of the reasons Nicki and I started rewatching Criminal Minds, is because they came out with the new season, Evolution. Right. And we watched that, or and then it was like, you know, why don't we just start watching it over again? Yeah. And then the new season came out, but it's like, well, let's just let's just go all the way, even even like... Well, the beauty of that is by the time you get through the series, the new season, you don't have to wait each week. You can just binge through it.
01:25:18
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Yeah, which is so we're going to keep going and hopefully that they're already talking about a third season of of evolutions of bringing criminal minds back. So hopefully by the time we get all the way through and get to the newest season, it'll be a definitive whether the third season is going to come out or not. check these But I just wanted Baylor chaps the battery. We shall see what happens.
01:25:44
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with I'll give it a rest. What? what are you what where they put the to ah too um my twoganta head out here i is that what you I don't know. i and that is it you can't i am i use smaller fingers tonight doing yeah I'm doing a podcast. i'm not yes took that hiding thing i here not paying attention yeah like I'm doing a podcast. I have football. I have football on my right and wrestling on my left. Do you think I'm paying attention to to kids? for you guys
01:26:21
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okay Guys are all 18, even though she's a small. Who's Riley? She's got that one left.
01:26:33
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She went to get the night with. Well, she says, I'm going to go spend the night with Josie. I'm like, oh, you mean your boyfriend lives? Uh-huh. Yeah. I've had many nights where I'm like, I'm staying at Chris's house. Yeah. You got yourself dressed. Whatever. You get pregnant. You're on your own. I raised my kids. Amen to that. Amen to that. That's stop me.
01:27:02
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The rule I had. Mine are 19, 15, and 11. I don't do no more babies. And I don't want no crying ass baby in my house. So you better find it. You better be able to take care of yourself. I did that three times. It's a cry baby in the middle of the night. Nope. I'm done. That's why I said. I stand in line for a beating. That's why when cash is born, I say, Hey doc.
01:27:31
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While you're in there, can you cut it, tie it, burn it, rip it out, whatever you need to do so she can't get pregnant no more? Because clearly, my pullout game is weak as fuck. name and that' so do what you gotta to do the ni loving yeah yeah you You have the fortunate thing that all your kids have the same mother.
01:27:51
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I do not have that fortune. Well, yeah. And she has the fortunate thing that all of her kids have the same debt. Right. We are poor. Well, I mean, well, no, well, the thing is, like, I was engaged to to my daughter. they And Jeff has forty seven fucking illegitimate bastard. Marty, you could be one of Jeff's kids. Possibility. Michael, you have done it.
01:28:20
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He was down there banging all kinds of Mexicans. She's. Well, it's possibility. She's 18. She was. She's got like 15 brothers and sisters and she was in foster care and adoption. And now now she lives. She lives at Glick's. Now she lives at Glick's Wayward House for fucking children. Glick's House of Wayward Children. Yeah.
01:28:47
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fucking um fucking oddports over here yeah as soon as i soon as i get you as soon as i get my three d printer um make a sign for that fence says clicks out way children awesome i'll put it right yeah it good is right I'll put it I'll put it up behind me either out here on the but exactly or in the in the spiel what I get a studio I I I've been playing around with you know the talking about her boyfriend moving in here and I'm like Oh, you're fine. Dude. Well, like he had a pretty rough upbringing. His mom, not so great. His aunt and uncle raised him. Not so great. They literally kicked him out right before he graduated. That's why he stays with Austin's best friend. He lives with her. Wow. Oh yeah. are Her and her parents and her boyfriend. is a parent Does Tyler live with Josie as well? joseph boyran Yeah. yeah
01:29:47
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Okay. Yeah. Apparently they, they all live there flat out. And they said something about him coming to stay with us. And I'm like, move first and foremost, you're sleeping gages cash. I can't you outside of this room at night. I shoot you. Yeah. The only difference between Marty and Austin is I mean, Marty pays rent.
01:30:13
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know one but so we got my rock money next week I'm watching this guy on on YouTube and he 3D prints like I want to do. Well, he figured out how to electroplate them. I don't know what that means. joe So so electroplating is when you take a a piece of plastic and you dip it into a a a electrified. What was that? That of of water ish.
01:30:43
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Oh, so like metal attaches and it literally looks like metal. Well, that's like a slow like a i electropate that's like like the kids, his mom, her, her, her fiance. It's basic science, but he was playing around like he could, he could make lightning strikes in wood, right? here You take a couple nails and and that, that back, he made that back for me, you know, and I want to actually Fuck, I keep forgetting. I want to bring my Dremel home because he took a black permanent marker and and and put a Molnir on there, Thor's hammer. ah But I want to take my Dremel to it and brave engrave it. And then I want to stain in the bat like a like a like ah almost like a dark like a dark brown, almost
01:31:37
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Yeah, like a cherry almost black and stain the whole back. But it looks really cool because it looks it literally there's it literally looks like all these lightning strikes in it. You know what I mean? So no, but like it goes and it goes all the way from the top down to the handle. So it's it's really fucking bad ass. And I think if I engrave or, you know, yeah, would use that Molnir in there, it's actually not that hard. What I would recommend when you engrave it, look at look at um glass cutting bits i actually forty yeah put that mask back on i come over here i don't know if you guys it's broken no put the mask on let me see yeah she's gonna have to come around to where the light is
01:32:32
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Yeah. Well, you're not going to be able to get that. She literally just came out the door on a razor scooter and the ghost face mask on from screen and scooted off of the fucking porch. No, but when when you go to engrave that, what I would recommend is there's a glass engraving bits for your Dremel.
01:33:00
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work perfectly for like baseball bats and stuff and it almost did all and it they're they're real fine grit so they they their diamond and you I have a very nice Ryobi Dremel kit that Ohio Equities was nice enough to buy for me because they said right before they right before they like shit where I'm at now right before they said that they or they no longer needed myself and the property manager at my property when the contract was up. We no longer had a job. They also made the mistake of, you have your Lowe's and Home Depot card, right? Yep. Anything you need for this building go by. I did need a Dremel kit. I did need the Dremel kit because there was a couple of work orders that I had to complete that I needed to shave down some
01:33:57
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Uh, there was, you know, you know, like, with like door frames swelling and to right right and they don't necessarily shut all the way, but instead of like redoing the whole door, you can just yeah victoria man kind of, I mean, I literally like less than a quarter of an inch that I needed to.
01:34:18
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Maybe an eighth that i would an am it would have been dangerous for for them to tell me that and then tell me you still got your home depot car Yeah, I'm buying the entire home depot Dude, I bought it would have been a long Really nice. I bought a really nice battery-powered in hell Ryobi Dremel kit. I bought a Ryobi leaf blower. I bought a Ryobi I bought a Ryobi I bought a Ryobi uh power washer like a little like I could what in the hell Rick show us your pecker. I mean two fingers. I know it was him. yeah What is going on in your background bro? Yeah. Are you are you a hiding the dead bodies created a background but it's **** up with my hands.
01:35:10
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it's a la your green screen I wish I had a green screen. It asked me if I had a green screen. I said, no. Okay. Yeah. So as you pay this Rick, there's a wiener on that monitor. I swear to God's do god something.
01:35:24
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i'm yeah like And I can't do it. And I think it's something you might look into doing. deadline the it's twelve read out Still can't see my hands though. Depot and shit. Yeah. And it's like he, it returned pallets from Home Depot. What about them? They're and it's scratching down specials. Right. Exactly. But he, he spent $2,500 plus $500 for shipping. So he spent three grand and he got six grand worth of equipment. That's all perfect.
01:36:01
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so i bought i bought a push more i bought a push more from home depot that was normally five hundred and forty nine dollars somebody returned it i got it for 179 the reason they returned it it was smoking come to find out they added motor oil and already had oil in it they overfilled it uh so wait a minute so wait a minute home depot allows you to return pallets for store credit no no no no no so there's a there's a website i'm gonna figure out the You can there's no certain. Oh, you it's an auction website and you bid on it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. You see him on Facebook all the time. We have. Yeah. we Yeah. The mystery. We have. so one hundred and we're here to call Yeah. We we we have been mania here and we have serve store here. That's what it's called. Serve SCRB. Same thing. We have.
01:36:53
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Yeah, it's been and you can go into midmania. Jeff, you remember I did it. I did it a couple of years ago. Yeah. What the small box for like thirty five dollars. And and I think it it and don't get me wrong. It was pat and it's all Amazon returns and shit. like Right. I hold dumpster for Amazon warehouse. Guess what kind of cool shit I get out of that motherfucker. I imagine the guy I'm watching. Well, so so i I bought one of those for like thirty five dollars. The kids wanted to do it.
01:37:22
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And I think we found, like, 20 things that were cool in it. Outside of that, there was, like, 5,000 sheets, you know, the plastic liners for your folders where you can slide paper working. It's like you're going to get saved, but it's like buying an auction storage container. You're going to get some dumb shit for the cool shit you find. You know, it's like me. However much I am watching, he's got a...
01:37:50
Speaker
YouTube channel where he builds, you know, he does woodworking and, you know, metalwork and stuff like that. And he buys tools. And he's, he's, he, he did a, over the past couple of years, he keeps saying, he's like, they have an auction that right around 20 grand, you buy a semi truck full of pallet return of tools. And he's only lost money on one.
01:38:19
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and he was only like $20 shy on his on getting his money back but everything else he's at least made his money back plus like he just did one he got he did a DeWalt return palette and it was he got two DeWalt um table saws uh like four cordless drills impact drills lights all this crazy shit clickck which game marriage and fifteen hundred Uh, well, it's halftime. Uh, well, I've been mania. They have the big pallets and like $500, a thousand dollars, but it's all power tools and right and equipment, me or they have the car. ah move
01:39:04
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speaking of speaking of games They are partying in Nashville, Yeah, let's go very didn buy a very jersey tomorrow and die Yeah yeah Let's go Bandy. Yeah. That was crazy. You ready for this? You're ready for this awesome factoid Vanderbilt with that win now is one and 60 against top five APT. Yeah. but We were talking about it on game day today that said that andy is like one and five. That destroyed a fuckload of money on that.
01:40:03
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Yeah. Did you, did you see on game day today where Pat McAfee said that if anybody's going to upset an SEC school, it was going to be Vandy. Nick Saban agreed with him. Nick Saban agreed. He said, dude, he said, you can never count Vandy out. You know what? I i used to hate Nick Saban. I'm watching Bobby Hill about to go into halftime down three, nothing against Arkansas.
01:40:30
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I just seen that. I got the, uh, Washington, you know, but, uh, uh, I, I will say this. I never liked saving as Alabama head coach. I love him as a sports analyst. I love him. on young day just like i like a window I like when Bella check steps in during the NFL games and talks about those, like these are two guys soon as coaches. I hate it because only because they beat the shit out of everybody they played.
01:40:57
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take insight in sport casting. It's like when when Clint Boyer first stepped into the booth after NASCAR, he came out of the car in the next next season, he was in the booth. He gives that right then and there. I just stopped four months ago. Fucking coaching. So I know everything there is the no current. Yeah. Versus the old outdated ones. I'm not sure. I love i when when they added Pat McAfee.
01:41:27
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to game day, dude, it like you get to see a totally different side of everybody. um Everybody on wrestling is super pissed because he had to quit doing right now. Yeah. It was just just just just for the football season. months Yeah. ah correct Yeah. Don't even think about what. Hang on. I got to meet myself. Yeah, I don't care. you guys can I'm actually trying to find that guy. No, Jeff, Nick Saban is a God in Alabama.
01:41:53
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and i know for so long I've heard of Nixon today on game day. They were in and and in California and Berkeley. Yeah, they were yeah California. Who's playing today? I am. I'll tell you. Yeah. Cal Miami. It's going to be a good game, too.
01:42:14
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They they started game day at like what like fucking four o'clock in the morning. It was nine o'clock our time. They're three hours behind the soda man. Six a.m. in California. It was dark when they started it out there. Yeah. Because McAvoy was talking about the sun came up and he was fucking cooking. Yeah, it was hot there. Did you see that kid kick the field goal for 100 grand? Did hear in 100 grand went to the hurricane relief.
01:42:40
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donated hundred grade one He donated another hundred thousand after that kid made that kick to the hurricane relief fund. He does a thing where they, every, every game, every week they do the game day field goal thing. Right. And they pick somebody random from the crowd to try to kick up years money. Yeah. It's Pat's money. But did they try to kick a 30 yard field goal? This kid, his first attempt, man,
01:43:07
Speaker
It was, I was like, holy shit. This guy, and then they gave him the second attempt, but he got it. So, but they were on the boot. They were on the panel and Nick statement had this red, but had this red tie on and cows colors are blue and yellow. And he was like, Nick, you gotta get rid of that red tie. The fans are not liking it. And I didn't think Nick would take it off. My man he stood turned around and said, did it took it off and then put a cow, put a cow colored tie on, dude.
01:43:37
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Can we just something else real quick sports oriented? What's that? um Carla Esparza, the XGFC strawweight champion, yeah lost to Tessia um Pennington tonight, Rockell's wife and retired afterwards. I want to get like, I want to get like a mask. and ah Then I want to get a black butcher and something like some of those.
01:44:03
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so hi maria He's not paying a lick of attention to you kid. um He won't remember a word you said tomorrow. I don't know what kind of mask he wants to get. He just said, I want to get a mask. because i knew that speaking of which The last time he was on here, right?
01:44:21
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but we see everybody you don't need a mask yeah right Before we bore everybody with sports talk, we'll save it for tomorrow. Well, we always recap college football first thing, but that was like, go say
01:44:36
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Oh, yeah, we were talking already already. I see that. Yeah, I got we were talking today. Is that halftime? Yes, it's halftime. I think it's in some games. 10 to seven or 17 to 10 or something. I don't know. But nobody cares. I can't. It doesn't matter. I totally forgot that we went that we re-upped and went live again a couple of weekends back. Yeah, right.
01:45:04
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two weeks ago. Like I forgot about it and then I think Blaze and I were talking about it and I was like, you didn't go live again. Well, what was it? Didn't you fuck up the live when he yeah when he left? No, no, that was Blaze. I have never fucked up live. Don't put any bull on me. You shut your shut your mouth, Mexicano.
01:45:23
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yeah that was he was bla when he left But boys is like that it speaks volumes I was like, yeah, that doesn't happen a lot and I'm over here like I don't drink very often anymore Meanwhile, Rick and I are fucking white girl wasted over here white girl wasted And then you guys gave me shit because I was like, I gotta go. I gotta go to work. no You know, it was worse for Glick. The motherfucker was 30 minutes late to the Sunday show. Nice. So start till noon. If you look in the private chat, I put you I put a link to the ah the video I watched the other day that's still doing palette returns. ah It's.
01:46:03
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He lost some of the weirdest videos. Oh, you know, you know what I've gotten to really love. Like, so here's some weird guilty pleasures. We'll call them right. Guilty pleasure videos. I ended up grabbing a hole and I ended up watching them all the time. One is like, um, like the ones that take stuff and then do it in super, super slow motion.
01:46:25
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Okay. Okay. Like a knife going through a water balloon or something. Yeah. I get lost in those. I get lost in the guys that magnet fish. Yes. You don't want to go buy a neodymium magnet right now. Right now.
01:46:43
Speaker
like i every okay video quick I'm on you. I'm on internet. I'm on Amazon and going, how much are these fucking magnets? Right. but um Real quick. Real quick, first of all, fuck you, Rick. I wasn't the only one that was late that Sunday. I was on time. You were late. I was barely functional when I was on time. I was on time, too. I'm the host of the show. When we start to show, it's the time we start to show. I was on time. So your bullshit pops go to a different farmer. I don't need that. He just pulled a Tony Stark on you. He said, what's the point of having your own show? If you don't show up, wait a minute. You're not wrong. You're not wrong.
01:47:23
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Um, yeah so I from what? Dude, those those fucking magnet fishing ones pissed me the fuck off because I always catch the reels and they're like, we found a car with a body at the gun of the each and you can't find the video again. Yeah. Yeah, I feel that he found something we.
01:47:43
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We found something so crazy. We had to call the cops. So here's here's another guilty pleasure on those. Teemu has those magnets just so you guys know. ultra y m but I don't know why it came up in my feed. No.
01:47:58
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no t Teemu is actually good compared to Wish. I have a new sponsor. I want to get a new show sponsor. I want you to chase. Okay. Can I talk about that here? Or do I got a message you on the side? Oh, go ahead. Dudecandle.com. Candles smells for men. They got race fuel. They got leather. They got bourbon, tobacco.
01:48:24
Speaker
Why do I want my house to smell like real. My wife hates the fact that I smoke in the house. and You've never smelled real. You've never smelled turbo blue. Turbo blue is a very sweet smell. Oh, it's a very sweet smell. That's what I'm saying. Like, like that's a smell I would really buy that. I would totally buy that. But so it's called dude candle. Dude, what cars run? We ran it on dirt. We ran it on dirt. Like a lot of your top fuel cars. No, those are on ethanol.
01:49:04
Speaker
Well, no, no, but like amateur, amateur top fuel. Yeah. So that's like your 114 octane fuel. Yeah. It's not quite jet fuel like the top funny cars race. So they have smells like these are some of the smells they've got um after shave, aged bourbon, barbecue, baseball, beer fest, black leather, campfire.
01:49:35
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Who wouldn't want their house to smell like a fucking campfire? Oh, they also have wax in stories. They got cut cracks. That is. Oh, yeah, I mean. Dark roast coffee. Bloodline roof. Yeah. Um, mold cider. New car smell. Mold cider. Mold cider. Oh, no. Yes, he found it. Is that Jimmy? Is that Jimmy?
01:50:04
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Oh, they're not expensive either. No, not at all. Aftershave, aged bourbon. That's what I was just reading to you, all those. Arctic Mint, yeah, black leather, beer fest, baseball, barbecue. Ooh, I'm not mad at that. So the race fuel, the race fuel scents are, hang on, let me find the description over here. Motor oil. Yeah, I saw that one. and I saw that one. Off road dirt.
01:50:33
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New kicks, new car, molten cider, pina colada, pipe tobacco. I do like the smell of pipe tobacco. The dude, the resaw dust. Yes. could like Could you imagine having the smell of fresh kind fresh cut pine? Right. Dude, I mean, like I saw that i file this website earlier and I was like, bro, really? like This is my kind of shit right here. Right?
01:51:02
Speaker
They have so many cool smells to cigars and stories. I'm going to reach out to these guys. Like, I don't know who does all that, but that would be so cool to get like just a promo code. um They got to take a hike. I just clicked on it. Hang on. It's. ah Candle favorite delivers the aroma of moist earthen soil with plants, trees, and grasses, throwing off a powerful natural scent that peaks after a light rain shower. No perfumes, no feminine scents. Come on, it's ah it's from Dude Candle after all. It's nature, pure and simple. And their candles, they boast are 60 hours worth of fucking burn.
01:51:51
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I love I love the. the ah They have one. It's called motor oil to celebrate some shitty fucking. Yeah, I got to look at that. I want to. I got to look at it. I want to see. Nothing says comfort and joy like a guy to a guy like a well oiled machine. That's right. and No, but like going back to the whole rabbit holes.
01:52:18
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on on youtube have you fallen into the So I don't play with YouTube much at all what I see if I see anything it's usually like a Video on Facebook or real okay, but one of my biggest so two of my biggest guilty pleasures is Watching the guy play the coin machine where you drop a quarter in and it pushes everything forward and Yes. Dude, I'm going to listen to that for fucking hours waiting for him to knock the big stack over. However, however, the numbers he's talking are insane. He's like, I paid, you know, it's like $4 million. This is like... No, he won that much. Yeah, but... So there's... And then the abandoned house overgrown lawn transformations. Yes. I have a guy I follow. I have a guy that I follow.
01:53:12
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ah i The guy follows names Eric, uh, I gotta I gotta look at the guy's name That I follow but oh yeah, I'm in so Yeah, like I'm all about that shit that's one see the see you could See Midlife Stockman is who I follow. I don't know that one. Uh, I that what's funny about his channel is like every once in a while somebody come up he's in a neighborhood and this guy comes up and he's like uh he's like what are you doing in my neighborhood and he's like uh cut in the grass he's like but i don't know you and calls the cops on him and shit yeah uh no the guy i'm talking about i'm going to send you a link here in the in the chat in the separate chat um
01:54:07
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this guy i watch on youtube is laser creation world he does dioramas dioramas yeah but these are like like uh this one's called impact after after the impact it's a diorama of life after the apocalypse or that goes with all the postapocalyptic books i'm reading yeah so that's my thing i don't know i've never really talked with you about this but because this a show we can talk about anything
01:54:40
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So being a driver, I got so tired and this is going to sound bad being on a podcast, but I got so sick and tired of listening to different podcasts during the day because Rogan only interviews so many people I want to hear. I can only listen to McAfee and the boys talk so much shit about sports. um Black Rifle is a great one.
01:55:02
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They've got a bunch of good ones I like. I like their paramedic or their military medic ones. But so I stopped listening to those because I'd listen to everything I wanted to. And I get so tired of hearing the same song. So I shifted away from music and got an audible subscription. And I have eight books now. Do you should listen to the nonsensical network? I do. I hear all your podcasts.
01:55:27
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You just drop me. ah I didn't do anything. He lost his, you lost yourself. Were you guys talking about long hair juggernaut Tory? we when four david we block care This week I had 52 hours at work. Think about that. So I'm only going to listen to so many podcasts, right? Right. So I started listening to books and I originally, I started listening to different mafia books because I'm a mafia I love anything. mob fiionato I love it. Being from New York, I love it. Like I a lot of the guys they name in the books, I went to school with like their grandkids. OK, so I know like I went to school with Mario Gotti, who is the grandson of John Gotti.
01:56:12
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Right. um So I know all these different people and everything. And then I shifted away from that and I went into like self-help, which is really weird, but one of the best self-help books I ever listened to in my life. And I recommend it to everybody on God. The subtle art of not giving a fuck.
01:56:32
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i I've seen that book. So the dude i literally likens the pursuit of happiness, walking down the road towards this big ass house that you want while you're tripping on LSD. And every time you get two driveways away, the house stands up and walks farther down the road. That's how he likens the pursuit of happiness. You know what I want? I want to listen. I want to find the audio book of the the art the art of Zen and motorcycle maintenance? um I could look on Audible and see if they had it. That's supposedly one of the best books for like if you're going to restore something. Hang on, let me look on Audible and see if they even have it. some I'll pull up this search. It'll give me a close, hold on.
01:57:23
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the art of zen and motor and motorcycle maintenance main senate it's actually called zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance oh see i'm fucking it up no i i read it zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance yeah they've got it check that out because i've heard that's like one of the most amazing books you yeah that's supposedly one of the most amazing book is 14 yeah So getting back to all that, so I shifted from there to self-help. And then I went from self-help to like, I listened to the subtle art of not giving a fuck. I listened to unfuck yourself, unfuck your brain, just books that would more relate to me, not your normal psychologist shit, right? Then I shifted into educational. I've listened to books. um I've pretty much taken a whole year of college psychology now.
01:58:20
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I listen to all their books that they would use. Um, I've listened to constitutional law, law of torts and negligence, stuff like that. Like weird shit. People think I'm weird for that, but I really love educational stuff. And then I shifted into Navy seal books, like military books. Okay. I listened to a book called The Operator by a guy named Robert O'Neill.
01:58:44
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And anybody who knows anything about the military in the past knows Robert O'Neill was the guy that shot Bin Laden in the face three times. Yeah. He was the trigger puller of the shots that killed Bin Laden. And to hear his life story and he narrates the book himself, which is even better because you get all the inflection and the feeling of how we want you to hear it exactly the way it needs to be.
01:59:10
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So I listened to that and then I listened to a bunch of other Navy SEAL like super secret SEAL team, one kind of stuff. Um, and then I shifted to zombie apocalypse books, which obviously is far fetched zombie apocalypse. Right. From zombie apocalypse. No, it's not. Well, zombies are a little far fetched. Um, zombie and from zombie apocalypse. I went to something a lot more realistic. I went to post-apocalyptic EMP book. Oh, yeah. EMPs are absolutely a possibility. And the one that I listened to first, the Chinese communist invaded from the West Coast, which is not out of the realm of possibility. They'll take California. i would like this I would just like to say that I am
02:00:06
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I have watched every every season of criminal minds and all of these CSIs and NCIS's. Yeah, I'm basically an FBI profiler. Good deal. And a and and a crime scene investigator for civilian or the or or the military. Yeah. stop you So literally, but I'm ready to go out and start prepping like I'm ready to be a fucking prepper. I'm also a superhero.
02:00:37
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I'm also a superhero because i buy all that um mc color and what my color ID says Incredible Hulk when I call people. So until you can pull that trick off, don't talk to me about being a superhero. When I had an iPhone for work, it called me Master Wayne. No, no, no. When I call people, my call id that shows up on their phone says Incredible Hulk. All I have to fucking do is call the phone company and tell them to tell them to change it.
02:01:05
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If you have Verizon, you got to log into their website and change your caller ID on their website. yeah T-Mobile. I can just call T-Mobile. I'll just go to see my girl, Billy and be like, Hey, change my color ID. He makes it sound like he's got a go to chicken T-Mobile to get some killer deals. And I do girl, Billy. bad Actually, actually Nikki and I do. Let me just text my girl, Billy and get the newest iPhone before it releases. Like he's in like, I will, know it I will, I will, I will never buy an iPhone person. But we know we do got the hookup at T-Mobile. We can, I got ah got he ourselves a little friend up there. She's awesome.
02:01:39
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I love my iPhone. Anybody in the Newark area? Yeah, anybody in the Newark area? I'm actually working on a deal with T-Mobile. Anybody in the Newark area? Go to the 21st Street T-Mobile and ask for Billie. She'll take care of you. She's awesome. They have a shameless plug, right? I'm actually working on a deal with T-Mobile, the company. With my company, we're offering plans for businesses. Yeah, I bought it. Tell the champs. I use Verizon. Tell her the champs and shit.
02:02:09
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Did you lose service the other day when they had their issues? Who? Verizon. No. Yeah, you. No. The other day, there was a fuck ton of Verizon users that. I hear that all the time. I've never been. Yeah, their phones are stuck in like SOS mode, right? I don't know. I don't. I was just asking. I don't know what was going on because I know like. I think it's heard something about it on the book of fucks that I don't give. I was. I think it was there. Well, no, because I was the reason I. Stuck in like SOS mode.
02:02:39
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The reason I asked was because basically everybody on the bone has Verizon. Oh, yeah, nothing about. Yeah, one or two five the bo florida i see sealess love cowhead one oh two five going on a table floor. He's not. count He's not now anymore. He's got my Alton. Yeah, jump i played when he left the afternoon show, I know.
02:03:08
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a spanish carmen Spanish just got fired. did he yeah he legit fired or no like was joe pregnant fire He's not fired from Cox, but he's 100% fired off of my show. What happened?
02:03:29
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He fucking lied to Mike and he's been going through a bunch of shit, man. That's what can is made very clear to all of them. He doesn't tolerate him lying to him. He wants them to always be straight. Yeah. He, uh, he was late. So, so last year, but here we go. Aaron out of different radio stations, drama ah last year. So, so Spanish was dating this chick, this Indian chick, charisma, charisma that they call Karen. But, uh,
02:03:58
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last ah Last October, he found out that she had been cheating on him for months. Yeah. ah With some drug dealer guy who is now in jail while they broke up. But during that time, Spanish has some kind of like weird, like, I don't know, some kind of weird medical condition all of a sudden going on. And i think and and they kind of speculate that he's on drugs as well, because like he gets all these like scabs and shit on it, like his head and his face and shit.
02:04:27
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By the way, for those who don't know, this is, of course, floridabased that and no so called anyway a drug dealer would a jail you have Florida So, so, you know, they went through that whole thing and Spanish was off work for like a month for medical issues. Like he was he was definitely sick, like someone whatever. Well, the other day he he's been saying he's been staying at a friend's house. Brother Mike, you know, he lives with Papa, you know,
02:04:56
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Oh,
02:05:00
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oh he's lived with Papap for years. Papap is like their video guy and whatnot. Well, he's been saying, Oh, I've been staying at a friend's house. Brother Mark. Well, he called in the other day and said, Oh, I'm running late. I overslept. My phone died. His family was in town for his actual brother's wedding, blah, blah, blah, blah.
02:05:23
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Well, brother Mark lives. They do the show out of Mike's house. Carmen's still at the studios. Oh, I'm going to say. Yeah, dude, Mike built this sweet ass studio in his house. Let me just tell let me just tell everybody who doesn't know, I would absolutely one thousand percent click you're engaged. Sling the dick to Carmen. Really? Oh, my God. That chicken there the on She is fucking I'm mocha.
02:05:53
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I would if it meant she never talked again. Yeah, if she never talked again. She didn't talk. I could gag her. I don't care. But she could. No, I mean, never talk again. Yeah. No, no. I do like Carmen. No, I actually, I actually, I like Carmen. I think she's a fun. Yes. Yeah. OK, yeah. She's.
02:06:13
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Yeah, I know. I don't listen to her talk. Yes. Number one, her voice is annoying. Number two, she is dumb. She's the epitome of all blonde jokes made in this world. She is dumb. She's one of the... You should sit down and look pretty. She's book smart as fuck. Book smart as fuck. This is not... As a person, she is dumb as shit.
02:06:34
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oh gosh my cousins how my cousins like that. He's he's a book smart but when it comes to common sense, common sense of street smarts, I'm like, really? She's she's she's a good fun addition to the show but when she's in a mood and she's bitchy, I want to punch her in the face. So, but I enjoy her on the show. Don't get me wrong. So, either way, so they fired Spanish because he was late. Blah blah blah. I told him. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, yeah, yeah, he was, he was, he was late. He said he was a brother mark Well, then they were trying to call him. They got ahold of him. and He said, I'm a half hour away. This is a half hour after he called. Well, they started doing the math, dude. They started calculating because he's like, I'm on ah I four, 75, whatever. And they're like, wait a minute, whether Mark lives here. Yeah. the lives here our and And then they called him back and they called him out on it. And Mike was like, no, he's done. So they, they didn't talk about it for a couple of days. And then they talked about it. I think it was Friday on the show.
02:07:33
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So here's the only problem with all that. Spanish is contract. He's under contract. with No, he's not. No, he's not. He's not the only person on the no. Well, with k well, no, he's actually he's not the only person that Mike is under contract. Galvin is under contract and and so and Carmen is under contract. Nobody else is under contract. Really? Well, so he might not be allowed on the air anymore.
02:08:01
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But he still does all the five-year DDoS behind-the-scenes shit. So, no, Mike said, well, they have Galvin on there now, which... Galvin's been on there for a couple years. Or not Galvin. Gio. Gio was on the Drew Garabo show. Yeah, Gio. I remember when Gio... Gio used to host a show with Drew Garabo at lunchtime. Yeah. He used to co-host with Drew. Well, Gio's been on the show for a couple years now, and he was... Go! Go! Tennessee just broke out for a touchdown run. Is he gonna get him? He got him at the two.
02:08:30
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He was the co-executive producer and Spanish was the executive producers. But Mike came out Friday and he said, I don't know what Cox is going to do with Spanish, but he is fired from my show. He will never be on this show or do anything for the show again. Interesting. Because, as you said, that is the one thing he will not tolerate. Yeah. why Yeah. But I just want to pull like a Bubba and do a publicity stunt. No, because you said all the time.
02:08:58
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Yeah, no, he he flat out said this is not a stunt. This isn't for on air. They didn't even want to talk about it. A caller called in and asked he never put anything on his Facebook, so I wasn't sure. like Check your snap and send this to Rick. Why don't you just send me my own snaps? I don't want to just add Rick on Snapchat. but Good. You do now. It's in the chat. OK, copy that. Yeah, you do now. see my chat I got you. up I got you a present.
02:09:27
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If you send me some some dumb shit, I'm going to be mad. But for first, for first and foremost, charges for Mexican fucking snaps. ah First and foremost, Jeff, her Instagram has way better than that. And they Mike Mike has way better than that on his. I want you to talk her into doing an OF to help the show she can't because of her contract with the cops.
02:09:55
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Oh, man. Did they talk? I'm sure they talked about it when OF took off because she was always when she was in college, she was always bitching about how broke she was. Jeff. Jeff, when she first started on the show, she was ah she was a hooters girl. She also worked at a strip club. She wasn't a dancer. She was ah she was a bar club. She worked at the gold club. Yeah. Tampa Gold Club. Right. Right. Make sure the right club.
02:10:23
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Yeah, the the bartenders, their clothes were painted were painted on. Yes. Ah, she had a hip ball yeah like bikini. She had a baseball jersey painted out with a bikini bottom.
02:10:36
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So yeah, trust um and mike meter promo and example go so here's something neat about Tampa and anybody who's been to, been to Vegas is be like, Oh, Vegas is better. Of course. Vegas is better. Vegas is better on all that shit, but Tampa has state route 60, which is also known as Adam drive.
02:10:54
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Adamo Drive is the strip club capital of the state of Florida. Every good strip club is on Adamo. In fact, most of the strip clubs on Adamo like Space Odyssey, Tampa Gold Club, all that are owned by guys who own clubs in Vegas. Tampa Gold Club is known as one of the top five prime ribs in the country.
02:11:18
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Their prime rib dinner is unbelievable. I think I just added you. We had I used to. A lot of people don't know that. Yeah, you did, Jeff. OK, I I used to bounce at Columbus Gold here and. Is that the same guy that on Tampa Gold? Now Columbus Gold has been around for since Jesus walked the Earth.
02:11:49
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but now granted they only hire 10 plus there but they are more known they are more known for their for their um their food and especially during football season their sunday buffet than they are for the girls so that was something the bouncer as a bouncer i can attest their food is fucking stupid good So when I, um, when I bounced at the strip club at Fox's in New York, one of the things that I was real adamant about was that they got their Buffalo wings done right. And I, our wings got so good that I used to go in there on my days off. And it was so funny cause I'd get nobody knew, Oh, you know, new people didn't know I worked there. Obviously.
02:12:45
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So you walk in there, you walk in the door and you've got a lower level, it's got a bar, TVs, whatever, some tables. Then you go up a level and against the right side wall, you had like four tables and the left side wall had one TV with a table of two chairs in front of it.
02:13:01
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If I wasn't working and there was a savers hockey game on, you could find me upstairs at the table to the left by myself with my feet kicked up on the table and a thing of wings and a pitcher of beer. And it was like, how do you come to a strip club and eat wings and drink beer? Well, secretly, you don't know, but I don't care to look at these girls naked anymore. I've seen it see hours is a week, every single week girl.
02:13:29
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and know how goings actually are Well, I was going to say, you know, we, we, we had top tier ladies at the, I used to go in there on Sundays and everybody made fun of me. They're like, you're the only dude who will come in here for the food and football. And I'm like, yeah, I mean, but also at the same time, all, you know, at any given time, I had three to four girls that were up there hanging out with me. yeah Just sit at the table chilling.
02:13:55
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Yeah. Oh, dude. I would walk get so mad at me because they would do it. I would laugh. And so they're like, I'm eating one of his wings right now. You got to wait. Yeah, I would. I would. I would walk through. I would walk through gen pop and guys would stop me and be like, hey, man, like, what are you doing? I'm like, um I'm about I'm head of security here. You know, that's why I got to the point where I was like, you must think I got a lot of money or a really big dick, don't you?
02:14:25
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And they're like, man, I don't know why all these girls just hang around your table. I'm like, because I'm fucking awesome is what I would say that know all the time. guys you get so mad So here's a fun strip club story for you and you'll love this. So I usually took once a week, I would take a midday shift because it's hard to get guys to come work security midday. You don't have your top quality girls. You don't get a lot of business, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
02:14:56
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We used to get the occasional businessman special at lunchtime where three or four or five guys from a company would come in on their liquid lunch meeting and then come in and have some drinks to the strip club and eat some food. We had really good food. Don't get me wrong.
02:15:12
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So I had a girl one time, she was like, i I want to pick up some more hours to try to make some more money. And I'm like, well, the only option I've got for you because I can't bump the other girls off the after off the evening is I can give you a couple of midday shifts. So she's like, all right, I'll take a Wednesday. And I was like, OK, cool. Wednesday was our fucking was just a normal whatever day.
02:15:36
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So she comes in and she's working Wednesdays and she worked like three of them in a row. And I'm sitting there and this group of business guys walks in and there's six of them. And they're kind of obnoxious. Like they're kind of being the dick bag business guys. Like, Oh, we're business. We got suits and ties. We got money. but You know, those kinds of guys, like they're better than everybody that's already in there. That's already spent more money than them on alcohol for the day. And, uh,
02:16:04
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So the girls are dancing, whatever. And this one guy keeps walking up and just dropping $5 here, $5 there, or whatever. So the my DJ, Max, introduces rain. Rain comes walking up the stage, but she keeps her back to the crowd for like the first minute and 20 seconds of the song she was doing. It was her normal routine.
02:16:27
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So she's dancing, dancing, and dancing. I see this one guy and his attention is completely off his business meeting and focused on her. And I'm like, all right, this could become a problem because these guys been drinking. Usually that's the guy that catches your attention. She turns around. He stands up, knocks the fucking table over and says, Maria. And I'm like, what the fuck?
02:16:55
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She turns around again and goes, oh, my God, dad. Oh, throw old boy out of my fucking strip club because he was trying to fight everybody who was looking at this chick on the fucking stage. He was ready to fight everybody in that bar. I had to toss him out and then I had to fire her because of the bullshit that went on in the damages he caused inside the club.
02:17:25
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I'm so fucking man dude through a goddamn table. He threw a table. No, I get it. You just saw your little girl taking her clothes off. but Right. Like 30 dudes. But that's a conversation you handle the fuck at home. that You you ain freak out on her in the middle of the club when I got a fucking club full of people at lunch hour. That shit was wild, man.
02:17:54
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The girls all knew that was rules. Don't bring drama to the club. Don't bring your boyfriends. Don't bring your baby daddy. Don't bring your fling. Don't bring anybody who's going to make a fucking scene that you're dancing at my club or I'll toss them out. You got time to bring your ass. We live. Get up here. so Right or wrong, Glick. and No. ah know Don't bring your boyfriend. Don't bring your baby daddy. Don't bring your family. Nothing. Yep. Exactly. My ah my ex wife.
02:18:25
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Hold on, hold on a second. I'm just going to throw this out here and then I want to watch you guys put this package together because this is going to be fun. My ex-wife shortly after we moved in together, she decided, I kind of, I think I kind of want to, I want to be a stripper. I was like, okay, you know, whatever. I like, i you know, whatever, like.
02:18:54
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You know, at that time we weren't having the issues and the problems that we had that ultimately we were still with no kids, nothing like that. I was like, okay, cool. She got, she got hired. There used to be a strip club here in town. She got hired there. She was loving it, man. She was making decent money. She was having fun. It was just something she wanted to experience. You know what I mean? Yeah. Try it out. One of her best customers was my older sister's dad.
02:19:20
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Oh boy. She came home one night. She's like, um she's like, she's like, uh, not my dad, her dad. Well, right. Oh, I'll, I'll, I'll let you guys do the math and then I'll unpackage it for you. Um, she was like, she came home one night and she was like, now granted, this did leave the, this just did, did lead to problems to where I almost caught a case as Stu doll once said, call it a church.
02:19:50
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Yeah. And murder was the case. they gave me Thank God for my older sister showing up because I probably would have murdered somebody that night. Uh, red flags. We all know I'm not good with red flags, Jeff, but but my older sister's dad used to go in there and he was her best customer. Right. Because every time he came in, he bought multiple flat dances and would tip ah very generously.
02:20:21
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We'll see a regular at your club. o I didn't work there. I didn't work there. She, she, I, this is, this is all it's a different club. yeah Okay. Yeah. This was one here in town where my ex-wife worked at. So did you have any super, like did you have any super unique regulars at your club?
02:20:40
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and and and like And to be honest with you, I, and and to be honest with you, I knew everybody that worked there. So yeah if she was working, I could have gone in there and it wouldn't have been a big deal. Cause I wasn't going to make a, I wasn't going to make a scene because her and I talked about it. And I was like, I wasn't like, you didn't know what she was doing. Yeah. Like, like I've worked in these clubs. I know what's going on. I know you're not doing anything. You're just showing your goodies to the world. and so you know so subscribe do you She was 18.
02:21:09
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And the goodies were good, you know? Yeah, right? The goodies were great at 18. So when you worked at the club, did you have any unique regulars? Because I have one that comes to mind that I'll never forget. We had one guy that all the girls called Papa. Oh, boy. He was the one who had one through college, huh?
02:21:35
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look yeah Look, I don't know what this guy did for a living. I don't know what his background was. He always had money. All I know is he was stupid rich. He called him Papa. He was as nice as could be. He was great to everybody. He took care of the bartenders. He took care of the bouncers, like nicest guy in the whole world. yeahp I mean, there was times where I would go sit at the table and just chitchat with him. He would come in.
02:22:00
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You know, and he would come in to watch sports. He would come in for the girls nicest guy in the fucking world. Everybody called him Papa. Even, even all the guys that worked there in the DJ, we just called him Papa. Right. He bought three girls. He bought three girls, brand new cars. And when I say brand new, I mean, zero miles, he took him to the car lot and said, pick out a car. And he paid cash for it. Yeah.
02:22:26
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He bought he bought one girl. He bought he bought one girl that he bought one girl that actually they wound up getting married. He bought her a fucking house and a car, bro. And pay anybody quite that ball. And I don't know. that of trouble I I met I met him. I met her for marrying that guy. Like they they had a true connection. Right. she We all teachsh her think they did when they started know when they started dating.
02:22:56
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And he was a younger guy. Like, he was not much older. Like, well, he was in his 30s back then. He probably got on the phone. You know what he brought in? He probably bought stock in, like, Apple or something when he was fucking 18 years old and fucking bad guy. So, like, all the all the girls would give her shit. We would tease her. We would pick on her. But you would run into him, like, outside of the the bar or outside of the ah club. And as far as I know of, I think they're still married to this day. That's cool.
02:23:23
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um But ah dude, this this guy was super generous. But he came in. He was regular. he came in every He came in every Wednesday, every Friday, and Saturday. And then he would come in on Sunday afternoons to watch football. and i and And everybody knew when he came in on Sundays in the football season, he was only there for football. He wasn't there for the girls. He didn't give a shit about the girls. The girls would come say hi. Yep. And that was it, though.
02:23:51
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And, and that was it. But he took care of everybody. I mean, when he would come in the door and pay the cover charge, whoever was working the door, he'd slip him a 20. I had a couple of guys like that. o at at At the end of the night, he always walked up to me at the end of the night, handed me an envelope. He said, uh, this X amount is yours with the rest amongst your guys. So we had a little Asian guy named that we all named. I don't know what his real name was and wherever he was from, but we called him Stu.
02:24:21
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donng ching ko so stew would come in and stew drank heineken which obviously was not a cheap drink but he drank heineken which more of a high-end beer at a bar stew would come in and he would drink his heineken until he would run out of money and then stew would walk around to the random tables in the rest in the bar because we could still smoke in our bar Right. Yeah. So he would walk around to random and he would literally say. I eat cigarette for I make it. And he would light it and he would eat it and somebody would buy him a beer.
02:25:09
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So that was stu he was one of our uniques so the girl rain It was on stage one night or that day that her dad showed up long before that. She was like her first or second day or whatever Stu comes in. She doesn't know who he is And this was the only time I ever had an issue with stu He's sitting at the stage. He's got a 20 in front of him and She walks up now because we served alcohol in New York state. We were only allowed to be a topless bar. They still had to have at least a G straight and the very minimum here in Ohio. So rain walks up and she puts her leg on his shoulder and she puts her her calf muscle behind his head, which is a normal move on strippers. And she pulls his face in real close. And what they'll do is they'll rub it right on the inside of their thigh. You will get buried, but you'll get right to the inside.
02:26:05
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So she starts doing that, right? And then she abruptly stops and gets up and moves on to the next person. And as she's doing it, she unzips her one knee-high boot. And I'm like, what the fuck? I didn't think nothing of it. I thought maybe the zipper caught or pinched her skin to something, whatever. Shit happens when you're dancing.
02:26:27
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Right. Next thing I know she takes her boot off and I start making my way from the door because I can't have her on stage with no shoes on. It's against health regulations because we serve food.
02:26:38
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So I start walking over there to have a conversation with her about putting her boot back on. I'm like 15 feet away. She has her hand wrapped around the top of this boot. She turns and full baseball style swing hits Stu in the side of the fucking head with this platform boot knocks him right the fuck out. Like Stu is out cold. Looks like he's taking a nap on the floor.
02:27:05
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Like she hit him so hard. His grandkids are going to feel that hit. Right. So i walk I start running over. I'm like, rain, what the fuck happens? She's like, he fucking licked me.
02:27:20
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Apparently he licked the inside of her thigh and instead of getting through the dance and saying something to me, she took it upon herself to handle the situation and hit him with her. fives she gotta do yeah So I mean, I'm mad because she can't do that to my customer. She can't assault the customer. She's not security and she's not allowed to. So all I can do to stew in his five foot two S I grabbed him by the pant leg.
02:27:46
Speaker
and I drug him all the way through the fucking bar and I pulled him out the front door and I just left him in the park. I just left him out there unconscious. Like somebody go check on him and make sure he wakes up eventually. Dude, she hit the fuck out of him. Babe Ruth style swing for the fences. Not the longest home run ever hit this dude, send him right over backwards in the fucking chair. And he was out cold in the bar.
02:28:16
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couldn't believe it happened. The guys that would kill me were, we had a couple of guys that were regulars. They came in every Friday. Yep. And they would get drunk and they would get belligerent and they would get stupid. odd But they would literally spend their entire paycheck on Friday night. You can get fries. all so ah Yeah. Now you can.
02:28:46
Speaker
and it and it And it ended the exact same way every Friday night. With them getting tossed the fuck out for me and idiots. Me going and over, grabbing them up out of their chair and then two of my guys coming literally one at the ankles and one under the armpits. oh a third guy opening the door and then doing the old up one, a fucking heave. Oh, it's like you're throwing him into a pool. So who was your my second? yeah My second in charge, his name was Brian. And he looked and I kid you not, Glick. When I tell you this, you'll be like, no shit. Dude was six foot six, 230 pounds, long black hair.
02:29:30
Speaker
and wore a leather black cowboy style hat. Looked just like the undertaker would come in after taking his yard home. Hair still wet, running down like identical to the undertaker. Brian was my second in command. Anytime some shit happened, I'd whistle and call for Brian because that man was fucking gigantic. And he would take anybody out of that bar.
02:29:58
Speaker
Uh, I was my first and second in command, but yeah i was i a good that one now however ah however no I had a really good group of guys. Don't get me wrong. Now, however, I worked at a, at a club, just a regular club. And we had these two twin brothers and I've told Jeff about them before. They were these two twin brothers. Moose and ox. Oh God. To this day, I couldn't tell you what I do.
02:30:24
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no know guy leaving numbers do They were, I, I feel bad for their mama. I met their mama one time and she time she was a little bitty woman and they were fucking huge men. They were six, eight, every bit of 350 pounds. Yup. Like fucking and calling in NFL players. Yeah. Like I'm not a big guy. I understand that. I like, I am big, but I understand I'm not like the biggest guy in the world. You know, but it's, it's not very often I come across somebody who makes me look small.
02:30:58
Speaker
mo it all that chris That's pretty awesome to know. Moose and Ox were identical twins, every bit of 6'8", 350, easily. and and And it literally looks like they walked out of a brick factory and they were molded. Like Michael Finchelo sculpted these guys out of concrete, right?
02:31:21
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Like the epitome of what you would want as a bodyguard in real life. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And and and this is at a club that I worked at. And mind you, this club, this, this club was, this was, this was my stomping grounds before I started working there. I, we all hated it, but we always all ended up in half of the club was a hip hop side. The only thing I separated was saloon style. to it The other half was country.
02:31:47
Speaker
The other side, the other half was country. And then on the countryside, if you you went up and walked up like six stairs, there was a karaoke bar. As long as you stayed in your spot in the bar, we had no problem. No, I mean, people would in intermingle quite a bit, but you would go to the karaoke bar. And then and then if you went out, the if you went out the door, the outside door from the karaoke bar, there was a patio bar tiki hut.
02:32:15
Speaker
So they're like, there's a lot going on in this bar. Yeah. Right. Fun bars. So moose, moose and a my, or my, my, my right hand, my right and left hand guys hung out on the country bar side. though did No, they won. They, they, one would be on the countryside and one would be on the hip hop side. But if you see, if you see me walking through a crowd and they were on either side of me,
02:32:41
Speaker
Somebody was getting beat up. If you saw me and Brian working our way through the bar, you knew somebody would probably to have a really bad fucking night. and and i And I had a three strike rule. I had a three strike oh this is my my same rule. You have three chances to fuck up in a bar before I'm throwing your ass out. The third time you fucked up, I'm not asking questions. You're going out the door. yeah Yeah. This is my rule in life. I give everybody in life three strikes. So first time, depending on the elaborate, depending on how bad the first one is. Well, yeah. Yeah. You know, generally I'm going to come up and be like, I'm going to be like, Hey, man, we're all here to have fun. Let me get you a beer. You know, let me get you a drink. Let's calm down. Let's have a good night. Don't let your breath in your night. we'll fucking Yeah. Wow. Yep. I had to come up to you.
02:33:34
Speaker
If I came up to you last morning, it's and you really need to settle the fuck down. It was like, look, motherfucker, I raised my voice. I curse a little bit. The third, you the third time, I didn't say a word the third time. There's there's no talking. It's hey, there's no conversation. he had You're coming out the door like it or not. You're walking out the door in generally in this in this club I worked on that I worked at. If it was a third time,
02:34:02
Speaker
It was me walking up flank by moose and ox. Yep. That was me with Brian. Hey, like if I had to come talk to you at the time, you were going to meet Brian and you didn't want to meet. Yeah. Because, because a they're not going to do anything. I'm putting hands on you and I'm snatching you up. yeah But if any of your stupid friends get froggy, that's where my fucking compadres come into play. Yeah. Brian. Yep. It's like,
02:34:29
Speaker
I got the best backup of the **** bar right now. You know, but I used to tell people the best part about being in security and this is what makes me a little bit cocky when I go to bars nowadays. I used to literally get paid to kick the **** out of people as I walked you out of a bar because believe me, if I'm walking you out the bar odds are we scuffled when I grabbed you to go.
02:34:57
Speaker
and I literally made you hit any fucking object between us and the door you bounced off the bar you bounced off a table you bounced off a chair and then at the end of then the end when you went out the door you fell down no matter what happened you fell down and and Jeff knows me probably better than anybody else. I'm like the epitome of Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse, be nice. like yeah but That's my attitude in life. Like Jeff has seen it a million times. Like Jeff has probably seen it more times than i then I can admit to where like Jeff was like, should knock that motherfucker out this is just like day-to-day high school shit like yeah wait you knocking that motherfucker out well because i'm not five foot three and i don't have anything to prove first and foremost jim was like i'm a fucking idiot with a brick
02:35:44
Speaker
i like can't say i've never hit anybody with a brick i'm just saying you always kill out with a brick one day that was my he's gonna he should i I was nice until it wasn't time to play nice anymore. And then one thing that I learned from bar fights and Glick, you'll agree with this.
02:36:06
Speaker
The one thing that I learned as security from bar fights, because when you ask a dude who's in a group of six or eight, his buddies are always going to do something stupid. They're always going to do something stupid. You mix boos, boobs and boys together, and you have a volatile convert. kind like Oh, you want you want to play real good. I couldn't find the C word I was looking for. I did security. I did security here in Kogobongo.
02:36:35
Speaker
And I can't imagine Mexican security be tough. Well, well, it's actually not. None of them are taller than five foot. Well, no, no, no, no. You have to remember, you have to remember they come together like Bolshan and they create one. No, no, no, no. You got a megacron. It's not. You get Americans, you get Europeans, you get from all over the world. Yeah, you're at a tourist location.
02:36:58
Speaker
and And you got, you know, but everybody's there. They know they're on vacation. They're there at a good time. You don't have as many problems. Nobody wants to go to jail on vacation. Well, nobody wants to go to jail. Nobody wants to go to jail in Mexico. I'm right. You're right. I would, but you're right. Like, the easiest gig ever. And they're like, we're going to make you, we're going to put you into security. and And I was always the guy because I spoke the most English. They're like, hey, talk to that guy.
02:37:26
Speaker
you know yeah and I you know like all right but and Glick seen me do it I don't care how big you are I'm gonna come at you I don't care so and this is this goes with what I was gonna say next the one thing you learn in a bar bar fights there's no fucking rules No. If it's not bolted to the floor and I can get a hold of it, I'm going to hit you with it before I hit you with my hand. That's the kicker with Coca-Cola. Everything's bolted to the floor. Yeah. For that exact reason.
02:38:01
Speaker
There's no chairs. Not in my bar, bro. If it no i were and we're a dance club, we were a dance club. I will fucking hit you with the first thing that I can get my fucking hands on. And you better. And I told this to a guy in a bar one night when I saw him smack his girlfriend.
02:38:18
Speaker
and I walked up to him and grabbed him and I had a beer bottle in my hand like this and he's like, oh, what are you going to do with that? I said, first, I'm going to hit you in the fucking head with it and you better hope and pray to God that it breaks because if it doesn't, I'm going to hit you again and that will continue until it breaks. There's no glass. Everything's right. Right, Chris. Right, Chris. a writer was I don't want to go to jail. I don't want to go to jail. put to jail that like It ain't nothing.
02:38:47
Speaker
that's the The club that I work in jail that i worked in. and now Chris said he didn't want to go to jail period. I've been to jail twice. It's a lot of time to sleep and watch TV and play cards. It ain't nothing. No county jail ain't shit. It's when you go to prison that you got to worry about being like jack the the yeah the the dance club. I worked at one of my bouncers was this little Puerto Rican guy. He was awesome. I loved him, but his wife was a bartender.
02:39:17
Speaker
And, you know, I had already, and and we had this guy in there one night that was with his little idiots friends. They were like a bunch of little frat bros. And, and I'd already talked to him twice about leaving the bartenders alone and stuff like that. He went up to the bar and this little Puerto Rican chick that was behind the bar. I told Jeff this story. He reached across and grabbed her booth.
02:39:41
Speaker
Oh, no, no, no. You know, you can you can fuck with girls a little bit. You don't ever touch my fucking bartenders. So, so, those so, no, no, no. You know what her reaction was? She took a knife that they had behind the counter and and so and his hand was impaled to the bar. She stabbed this cat right through the hand. Here comes the cops.
02:40:05
Speaker
Well, we had special duty outside of our club every, every weekend because it was not necessarily in the greatest area. And we didn't have a lot of issues yeah inside the club, but it was also a reason why we didn't have a lot, but a lot of people would get their panties in a bunch when they got thrown out and think that they were going to wait for the bouncer to come out at the end of the night. And it's like, you know, what happened to you inside the club? What do you think is going to happen when we all come out at the end of the night together?
02:40:35
Speaker
And there was always no less than 15 bouncers that worked in this club. On the weekends, we had anywhere from 20 to 30 bouncers. So you got 20 to 30 guys looking for a reason to hurt somebody coming out of the bar.
02:40:47
Speaker
you know but that was that was the one thing That's why security love to have a knee in so as security because we would have the the maximum capacity of the bar was 2500 On a slow night. We got fish way too fucking many people for me. I have like 80 That's too many goddamn people to watch 80 was every bit I could do with boobs and booze flowing
02:41:20
Speaker
Yeah. but Fuck that. That is talking 1,500 people a night. Fuck that. The owner of the bar said, if we have less than 1,500 people, any guy ever would have closed down, and we're never going to open again. So there is 1,500 people in there for 30-plus years.
02:41:39
Speaker
every single night this club the only night this club i worked at you have it is like right after a hurricane you know yeah yeah this club i worked at was shoulder to shoulder every friday and saturday night i don't i mean there were thousands of people well anyways we would always flank the the shot girls too because yeah they're dressed in in daisy dukes that are skin tight and everybody's grabbing ass and yeah that shit never well this just This dude reached across the bar and grabbed her boot anyways. So she like stabs him in the hand. His hand is stuck to the bar. Like she put that knife into the bar. like a little party I had to fire. you back Well, I didn't fire nodes. I would have had. no Well, well, we, need so so, you know, of course chaos is ensuing. Yeah.
02:42:32
Speaker
Blood I get I I we had we had headsets I hear on the mic and we have an incident but bar number blah blah blah I turn around and look her hu this dude is still stuck to the bar Her husband and there is on the side Beaten the shit out of it her her husband is on him like a spider monkey There's four guys that were just in the bar as as customers that were just watching Dude, no, they they were standing there fighting his friends and keeping his friends away from my bouncer. So we come over and here come me and Moose and Ox and we're part in the Red Seaboard because I got these two big bastards and we're walking and and i I grab his wrist, I yank his hand up. He's still got the knife in his hand. We drag him out. We throw him out the door. The the special duty cops were like, the fuck happened?
02:43:27
Speaker
and So, well, he sexually assaulted one of my bartenders. She stabbed him in the hands. The cops go, all right. ah Fucking put him down on the sidewalk right there. Cuffed him, threw him in the back of the cop car, called Medics. And Medics came and the owner said, what do we do with the bartender? I said, absolutely fucking nothing. no but First and foremost, the guy was warned was warned twice about messing with our bartenders and about talking the way he was talking and acting the way he was talking.
02:43:55
Speaker
And he sexually assaulted my bartender. If you fire her, me and everybody in here will walk out of here. And I promise you that he was i and i take a ta to happen with the cops yeah I'm go take a piss and then I've got a story about the only time that I ever hit a woman.
02:44:13
Speaker
So there's the only time and I dotted this bitch right in the fucking forehead. So I'll be right back. Let's take a real quick break. Let's take a real quick break. Yeah, I got to tinkle because I'm five years in a hole since we started. Oh, I've been I've been going. I've already broken. I've already had some playing God with the boys that you met earlier. Yeah, man, I was talking about that earlier.
02:44:39
Speaker
I really got to fucking take offense, bro. So we that we're going to take a short break. I got, I got my guy, Derek, you know, Derek, we do the football show with Derek. I got my dad, my dad, Derek Wayne Douglas with could have been a, could have been a cowboy. We'll be back here in just a few minutes, everybody. but a promo whatever
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02:49:15
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with that being said we got Jeff in the building as always you guys know me I'm Glick and the newest becoming quite the regular here on the network right boy my boy and make swinging and and and co-founder of the TPG security company you don't want none You don't want none. You don't want none. You think you do because you don't want none. Yeah, we got we got Rick in the building hanging out with us tonight. So link is in the chat. All you got to do is hit that link if you want to join us. All we ask is that you please turn the camera on if you can and
02:49:58
Speaker
Please keep your wiener and butthole in your pants, because we don't want to see it. Although, if you're trying to meet a woman, I tell my 12-year-old son every time he runs into a girl in the lobby that wants to keep playing Call of Duty with him, the only way to a woman's heart is to send her a picture of your butthole. Well, as we got told earlier, you guys are fucking idiots. I wish I could do an Australian accent, but I can't. Oh, my God, that bitch. Fuck that bitch. Shit was, uh... So...
02:50:26
Speaker
real quick. I didn't want to I don't want to I want to tell this me punching this chick in the face. And then I want to progress into the call of duty chat for a minute. You are way too happy about punching a chick in the face, bro. Yeah. But you're not every bit of it. As I was told, not necessarily a flex. No, no, no. Jeff Jeff likes to brag about banging chicks who are like I fucking died this chick squaring a fucking forehead and she earned every bit of the four knuckles she got because you don't ever hit with your thumb it'll break. um So I'm in the club.
02:51:05
Speaker
Yeah. How are you going to if you come in like this and you catch your thumb, it's broken. I guarantee it's broken. I do like this. I took my thumbs in my fist. And you know what? So those are broken, too. There's a child behind Jeff. There is a immigrant child behind Jeff. I just want to make that clear. OK, I keep my thumbs up. I see immigrant, but there is a child.
02:51:31
Speaker
Jeff, I know myself. I keep my thumbs up. I keep my thumbs up. I had to point that out. It was kind of funny. Thumbs up. I'm going to hit you in the face, but enjoy it. Yeah. Thumbs up. Here's what happened. Here's what happened. These four dudes come in. They got three chicks with them, right? And they're all right when they come to the doors.
02:51:53
Speaker
they're they're kind of like gang banging like cool guys like we got a stack of money they had a hundred dollar bill they had a hundred dollar bill wrapped around a bunch of singles so like they were hot shit they thought so they come in they're throwing all this money down whatever like that old boy gets grabby with one of my number one money making girls like i'm gonna go to bat for this chick no matter what anybody says and Dude grabs at her once. I give him his warning. He grabs at her twice. She gives him a warning. I give him another warning. Oh, excuse me, a little more stern. Until next time, you're fucking out and your whole posse can go with you. Jeff is throwing me off. There's a set of hands behind you. It's really weird that there's just a random hand like stretching. please
02:52:46
Speaker
I don't mind. It's just there's like a hand reaching for your face and I have tiny hands in my toolbox. So it's weird. Um, so, oh boy, the next time stands up on the side of stage, which I'm cool with. du the The girl pulls you up there and dances with you for a second. Know your role and she's done. Get off the stage. Okay. I'm cool with it. He proceeds to follow her around the stage, continuing to try to dance with her while she's going to other customers.
02:53:16
Speaker
So I grab old boy and I tell him he's out and he's throwing a fucking temper tantrum. Him, his buddies, they're all having a hissy fit. So I toss them all out, the four guys, the three girls, and then I go back inside and I'm handling the rest of my night.
02:53:37
Speaker
Brian comes in about 10 minutes later and he's like, dude, those guys are out in the parking lot. They're demanding you come out there. They want to, they want to talk to you, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, for fuck sake. So I walk out the door and they're. all belligerent. They're all acting like idiots. They want to know why they got tossed out, what they and I'm explaining it to him as calm as I can. And they're being assholes. And he's like, man, I'll just whoop your ass and go back in your club. Well, you're not going to do that. So I walk back in the club. When you threaten me, I'm done having a conversation with you.
02:54:12
Speaker
So Brian goes out, walks one of the girls to her car, because we always escorted our girls to the car, walks into the car from the back door, comes back in. He's like, bro, those guys are still out front. We've been closed for 20 minutes now. So I walk out front and I'm like, you guys need to leave. You know, we're closed. Party's over. It's time to vacate or you're going to get CT'd. Criminal trespassers don't know. You got to go.
02:54:38
Speaker
He's like, no, man. He's like, we're going to fucking fight. We're going to throw hands bubble. bla I'm like, oh, fuck. Here we go. So I get out into the parking lot to try to have a conversation with this dude, and he doesn't want to talk. He just wants to play. So him and I square up in the parking lot, and his buddies create like a half circle, square whatever you can do with a couple of guys. Right. He charges in at me. I hit him, send him to the side, dance around to the other side, and start backing up, right? And I'm waiting. There's probably eight, 10 foot between us. All of a sudden, there's somebody on my back.
02:55:14
Speaker
It's this dude's girlfriend. So she b bites me on the back of my shoulder and I toss her off and push her over to the side right as he comes charging at me again. So I hit the dude twice, I drop him to the ground, I put my space between him again because I'm not gonna stay right in your reach. right This bitch jumps on my back ah again.
02:55:39
Speaker
bites me on the back of my shoulder. So this time I reach over with my left hand, I grab her by her fucking hair, rip her over the top of me. And instead of letting her go, I let her go to full extension and I pulled her right back in and hit her square in the forehead.
02:55:58
Speaker
No sooner do I hit this chick, the cops are pulling in the parking lot. And the only thing that they see is me punching right in the fucking face. Thank God for security cameras, because this should look like some shit you'd have seen in a movie. I let her hair go to full extension before I pulled her back in and I hit her square in a fucking forehead.
02:56:24
Speaker
So the cops want to know what's going on. They break everything up. They take that kid to jail and they want to know what's going on. So I have to pull my shirt up. This bitch drew blood on me by biting me through my shirt.
02:56:36
Speaker
So the cops deemed that I had every right to punch her in the face. And this that's the only time in my life outside of my little sister that I have ever actually hit a woman. And I hit that chick with every bit of the force I had to punch any other guy in the face with. I hit her so hard. She has kids are going to knuckle marks in their forehead for me. I blasted that bitch in the face.
02:57:04
Speaker
And I didn't feel an ounce of remorse after I did it. Well, no. You did me. You drew blood by biting me. Like, let your boyfriend catch the ass whooping he's getting and leave me the fuck alone. You didn't need to put your stupid ass in the middle of it. Agreed. Even his buddies were keeping people back. No, she needs to put her fucking nose where it doesn't belong. Oh, God, that player's legs broke.
02:57:34
Speaker
Oh, it's broke. It's not facing the way it's supposed to be facing. Oh, no, that's not good. Arkansas just lost a player to a broken leg. What's the player's name? Hang on. Oh, he's up. College. Oh, it's college. I don't care. It was a quarterback.
02:57:56
Speaker
ah I never, I never ate a woman when I was bouncing. However, however I did separate a fight one time between two women and one of them was, and, and like one like back down and she was like, all right, I'm gonna be cool. Blah, blah, blah. They fight worse. than so bro and One of them was still very animated and whatever. And I was like,
02:58:20
Speaker
And I was already at strike two so I was loud and I was I was like you can settle the fuck down Or you can get the fuck out of my goddamn bar. but She's like, what are you gonna do about it? She fucking smacked me in the mouth. I said there's number one. I Said I'm gonna give you one more opportunity to go back to your friends. yeah I Don't give a fuck what y'all are fighting about I don't I said, but you hit me again. There's gonna be problems What are you going to do? Are you going to hit me? I said, nope. But she will be sleeping out on the sidewalk. a And she caught back to hit me again. And I caught her and spun around behind her and put her in a choke hold and put her to bed.
02:59:03
Speaker
and I go walking out of the club and I'm carrying this chick because she's she's a small little thing. I'm carrying her out like, you know, like bride and groom walking through the doorway and our special duty cops look at me and they go, should we ask? And I'm like, she's going to sleep it off out here on the sidewalk. That's fucking great. And I fucking spun her around and just night night. Don't fight it. It's only going to make it worse. Don't fight it. And her boyfriend stood there and watch.
02:59:34
Speaker
And all he heard about it for a while all his friends are calling him a bitch. And I came back and I was like, yo, y'all need to leave this man alone. He's got more fucking sense than she does. Yeah. I need to leave this man alone.
02:59:48
Speaker
Alright, let's give some years from our bar stories. but I told you, I told you, I told you, I said, Hey man, the best thing you can do tomorrow is break up with her because she's going to lead you to a whole mess of trouble. A whole heap of fucking headaches. I can tell you bar stories till the sun comes up tomorrow, man.
03:00:09
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I've seen so much. and I will end my bar stories by telling you strippers are some dirty bitches. yeah Well, it depends on where you we will share a goddamn G string. They're so fucking dirty.
03:00:31
Speaker
That's how I'll end my fucking security conversation. You worked in a special kind of shit club. but Bro, I lived in the middle of fucking nowhere. I've known Chris for almost 30 years. I've never been like, hey, bro, let me borrow up her one. You lived in a city. I didn't. I didn't live in the city. I lived in bum fuck nowhere. dude i was for shoot five minutes Where was your club?
03:00:54
Speaker
i loop was your club that's out of civilization What road was your club on? I remember one of my club was in Columbus, which is a metropolis. I didn't live there. My club? I had to travel an hour. Bro, you can go to it. If you walk i want come out on either side, you were in a fucking cornfield. I will say this. We had the foxhole that was five minutes from my house and it was a running joke. Bro. du When we were in high school, no, when we were in high school, it was it was a running joke, the foxhole, because none of us had ever been there.
03:01:25
Speaker
And we thought it was going to be like, yeah, it was a B Y O B. So it was a B Y O B. So it was full nude. Um, so, so we had a running joke in high school that it was like amputees and C-section. Yeah. It ended up being a bunch of girls that you went to school with. No, no, no, no. Actually mine did. Mine did playmates bunch of girls. I went to school and graduated. Fuck. I mean, granted.
03:01:52
Speaker
I mean, granted, there were there were a couple of girls that we went to school with. I think my sister worked there at one point in time, but she'll never admit to it. But I'm pretty sure she did. I didn't see her there. I saw these girls so naked when I was fucking 16. I don't need to see them naked and paid for it. So so that was the running joke like that was a joke. It was like amputees and C-section scars, you know? Yeah, right. I get it. And we all turned 18.
03:02:21
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Well, it was it was an 18 and up, but it was also a B.Y.O.B. fully. Yeah, you bring her next in the middle inside. Yeah, it was. Yeah, they know that they serve pop inside and they had some food. They're basically they had they had. They you know what the fuck pop is. Stop it just because you New Yorkers are assholes. We still didn't know she lost. Did they really? Michigan lost your lion. Yeah, I knew this.
03:02:49
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You're lying. It's 20. It's twenty four to seventeen. you Three twenty four left in Washington. Just intercepted the ball. You guys are going to. Unranked. No, we're not. Yes, the fuck you are. No, we won't because we'll still you guys are going to finish. Yeah. Fucking right. Not the rate you're playing right now. You guys couldn't beat fucking Rutgers.
03:03:21
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okay used to go up play nebraska yeah I can't wait until you guys lose the next four in a row with your $22 million NIL team that you fucking bought. We are not even about to lose four in a row. Call in yourself, too and then call in yourselves, and then call in yourselves the off-season champions, fucking clowns. cloudwns listen, at the end of the season, it doesn't matter what the fuck happens until the week before the Big Ten championship.
03:03:53
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And that will make her break the season. So when we beat your stupid yellow and blue asses, because you can't say yellow, it's maze. When we beat your yellow bellied blue asses all the way back to your shit old fucking state. I don't want to hear a fucking word. I will literally mail you an OSU hat and you have to wear it.
03:04:19
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on our Sunday fucking sports podcast. When you lose to us this year, try me. I don't know. I don't know what Michigan is doing, but we're, we're, we're having new quarterback in there. Or she's not, she's not. I don't know what they're doing.
03:04:41
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alex orgie was organ start Yeah, Alex Orgy, you should have known he's talked right then. No, we started with this goddamn make a wish, motherfucker. We started with this goddamn make a wish. The team of quarterback and he changes to a wish quarterback.
03:04:59
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No, no, we started with this fucking make a wish quarterback and he's like a 17th year senior. And he had leukemia when he was in high school. It was like, we got to start him and he was fucking trash. Alex Orgy is actually a pretty good quarterback. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Says, says the Ohio State fans. Yeah. Well, half ah half, half, half of your guys's NIL players that you got got embarrassed by Michigan in the playoffs last year.
03:05:29
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And now our non-NIL players are fucking dominating ass, which proves we don't have to spend a lot of money to win. Oh my God. Oh my God. You've played St. Mary's school, the blind, Mary Elizabeth school, the paraplegic and fucking Marshall. And you needed a bye week before you fucking played Marshall. Yeah. And so the end of our season is a yours is not. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that we started our season. What do you mean? It's not.
03:06:00
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Who do you play? Who you got left? Without looking it up. Oh, you guys are there. What do we got? Oh, they're showing the McAfee kick. No, we, we still have Oregon. We still have, um, Oh my God. Watching McAfee celebrate with that kid and Kirk Kirk's face. He was Kirk was losing his fucking mind when that kid kicked that field goal. They just showed the clips from game day when that kid kicked that field goal for a hundred thousand dollars.
03:06:29
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Kirk Herb Street lost his ever loving mind when that happened Yeah, we we still got to work in the play we had to play we would play oregon Yeah, we we played USC Washington or we're going it be how How shitty would it be if Oregon shows up in our conference and wins our fucking championship I'll fuck there's no joke I know. No joke man. Well, when, when, ah when, when, when we, when we started this show, just so you know, because this was my mindset, I, I said that I got, I got wrestling on the TV, dude, check this out. So out here on the patio, I've got, yeah, I see her outside wrestling, you got football outside and wrestling inside, right? Yeah. No, no. I had football on my phone. Now that wrestling's over, um I got football on the TV. The wrestling's already over at 10 30.
03:07:28
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Yeah. Yeah. The pay per view is over at ten thirty. It started at six. I thought, yeah, the pre show but I thought the actual event didn't snow seven or eight. preach No, the pre show, the pre show started at five. Oh, wow. I didn't realize they were doing it that way. But but I was like, I got wrestling on the TV. I got Jeff. Hey, Jeff's Jeff's power went out. He just he just messaged me and told me to let you know. He said, let him know my power went out.
03:07:58
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I think he just threw another fucking interception. No, wait, that was the other one. So, ah but anyways, I would say that I got football, I got wrestling on, I was like, Michigan is not going to win this game. Cause I already knew that. Like Michigan doesn't look good this year. You know what I mean? They just Bro, let me tell you right now, how this Tennessee Arkansas game is 1413 Tennessee in the fourth quarter. But I don't know what happened to orgy, but we have this goofy fucker in total. He's already, he's already fumbled the ball, which Washington recovered and got a touchdown off of. And now he just threw an interception and looks like Washington's going to score again. I'm, I'm, I'm sorry, he's been pulled fucking off screen tonight. so
03:08:50
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Yeah. Unless, unless the defense can pull something out here. So let's, let's talk or let's talk about today, man. So you got to come and play some cod with me. We played cod for a little while together, just two of us. Right. And that was, that was a good time. Yeah. But then you got lu more talk you got to meet some of the boys that I normally play with.
03:09:12
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You know, I think you met ah was you met Lennon who I was excited. lincoln was There was a lot of fun. Wisdom is cool as shit. So wisdom is wisdom. is A lot of fun.
03:09:25
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um He's very knowledgeable about that game. Obviously, as you saw, he gave me that build. Yeah. Wisdom. Wisdom is a good time. He's funny as shit. He'll play. yes Yeah, he's one of the guys who will play with my son or play with me or when my daughter plays on her account, he'll play with her, too. Like he's super cool. He's not weird about anything. He'll play with anybody he wants to play, which is not common. yeah Your son was in this. Yeah. And then why it's sort of super cool. Yes. Why it was cool. I had fun. You know, he had that boy talking their shit about. Yeah, he was in there talking. I know we were talking where I got to check him up. I'm like, bro,
03:10:10
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You got to remember who you're talking to. You are still talking to others. Well, and it's one of those things where it's like, I know if he pops off, I can pop back and yeah you're not going to get mad at me if I, if I heard his feelings, you know what I mean? Nope, never. so But in the same breath, I have to remind him, he's still 12 years old and he's still having a conversation with adults.
03:10:35
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It's fun until you reset point where you pushed it just a half a hair too far and it's time to rein it back in a little bit. See, I used to, I used to play with some guys on call of duty. I was my buddy. Well, you know, cam, you know, cam, he's been on, he comes in here. His, his Fiat girlfriend, fiance, I don't know what she is. His baby mama. Um, she, uh,
03:11:01
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Her, her brother had like this group and they were like on discord and all this other crap. Yeah. why it said they were want to be They were, they were a wannabe phase is what they were. Oh my God. I love open a face clan member's ass. Oh dude. I love beating the brakes. We had a couple of nights and I just, I spanked the shit out of, um, but, uh, um,
03:11:29
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It was supposed to be in cam told me about it. And I was like, yeah. And cam was playing call of duty a lot at the time and cam and I always played together. That's how came and I met was through call of duty. Yep. Um, and, uh, and I was like, yeah, man, it's adults only. Hell yeah. Let's do this. And then her fucking younger brother went and cried to his mommy and daddy. And they made her brother let him and his friends in all these fucking, and they came in and they just completely ruined it for everybody. Yeah, we're talking and and they would come in and it would pick fights and talk shit But then if you fucking went after them back, they would run and go cry And then her fucking mom because her mom and dad played college and they would get on their fucking mics And join in and start yelling at people. It was like goddamn like this is not even fucking fun at all yeah like Shut the fuck up first of all, you I don't know you I don't know the guys I played with you
03:12:26
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Yeah, and it was like don't don't fucking come in here and start yelling at people and don't force your fucking Retarded son to be on here playing with adults and then allow him to fucking talk shit What you need to do is take his xbox and smash him upside the head with it and throw it in the back yep, but uh, so so I left that because it was just so much bullshit and And then it was like But no, I mean, I was talking about that at the beginning of the show because I was talking about today was the first day in a long fucking time. And i bro you played for quite a few hours today. Yeah, I played all day and today was and it was a lot of fun. long There was no drama. There was no bullshit like we had a good fucking time.
03:13:11
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No, every, everybody was cool, man. I had fun. I look forward to doing it again. Like cause you know, really the only time I have is Saturdays to really get on there and play. I mean, Sundays I might pop on there, but I'm not going to be on there like I was today. I was surprised when it came in mid day, but so here's something funny you missed. So as the night progressed,
03:13:32
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Lennon kept saying roll tide, roll tide, roll tide. Every other, but he finished every sentence with roll tide. It is 13 year old daughter. I hear her in the background. She walked out. She goes, why are you saying that stupid phrase?
03:13:51
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no ti and laugh and Because she's lecturing him and he's like, fine, I'll start whispering it. So then he's like, broughtta roll time And I'm like, bro, are you scared of your 13 year old daughter? Like what the fuck? He's like, if you better, you'd be scared of her too. I'm like, bro, I have a 13 year old. She doesn't scare me. Fucking grow a sack and scream it. He refused to yell it. We had a we had a good time playing today, man. It was fun. No, it it was fun. I enjoyed myself. It's been a long time because even like even like when I used to play with Mark and Brian,
03:14:32
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And again, I'm not talking shit about Mark and Brian. I'm sure you guys will hear this. Whatever it is, what it is. Mark, you're a pussy, Brian. You're cool. But yeah it was like you're a pussy. Come say something. I don't know you, Mark, but I still buy shit.
03:14:51
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It's 14 to 13 in this fucking Tennessee Arkansas. They just showed the fucking clip of the quarterback in his leg like snap. Then then he came back in the game. Yeah, I just seen him limping on the sideline. Let's go. He just came back out again. He just came back out again. It's 20 dislocated his fucking knee in that one play. And then he tried to come back into the game. It's 27 to 17. Oh, so much in the game so much we need to talk about for tomorrow's sports fucking podcast. It's ridiculous and it blowing. It's making my head spin right now.
03:15:28
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Yeah. Oh, dude, wait, the dude, do wait, ah wait until I drop the bomb. on I'm losing my mind about this. device they adds And then Max Crosby saying it's a package deal. Yeah, I've been I've been ah I can still hear. i'm remember Oh, God, there's a tape. Oh, did you hear that? Did you hear that? So wait, mag Max Crosby said the bottom sleeves. It's a package deal.
03:15:57
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like could be could you imagine max crosby playing which close down in vanderbilt it god jump megan Oh my god. i'm watching the clipre now it's the are you see Oh
03:16:27
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What's up? Alabama number one going in. Go number one going into the United States. They're dropping at least eight at least eight. I would if drop out of the town fucking five. No, I don't think they'll go that far because well, maybe because number 25 upset today. So I don't I'm not really sure, but they'll drop to at least eight. But now comes my next question. Who goes to number one?
03:16:55
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but Not Michigan. because i don't Georgia played Auburn today, unranked Auburn. Ohio State played unranked Iowa. Yeah. None of us in the top Tennessee's playing unranked Arkansas and they're struggling. So who goes to number one at this point? It would probably be Texas. I really think it would be. I really think it would be. ah But they had a block of wheat this week.
03:17:25
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They didn't even play. Yeah, I know. But still, I know. But still, I think if anybody should be ranked number one after this week, it should be Texas. They should have already been number one.
03:17:37
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I'm not disagreeing, but I'm not 100 percent agreeing because one of their wins was against Texas against UTSA. You know, Texas, San Antonio. i And even then I give up 21 points.
03:17:53
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I mean I get that and I understand that but also You know again, we're what and you know Okay, so so let's say this so let's say this ah what are What are the top five yes, I'm looking right now Oh Oh all Washington you won in the regular season what happened in the national championship? Yeah, you lost and then every you lost and your coach left everybody fucking left Yeah, I hate that by the way act All right, so currently i to in your top five, you ready? Yeah. You have Bama, Texas, Ohio State, Tennessee, UG Gay. OK. See what you did there. Nice.
03:18:43
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but yeah texas a hundred i did Oregon Penn State in Miami, so I think it's gonna matter who wins that fucking Oregon the Oregon the Oregon game and who wins the Miami game because Penn State definitely beat some shit beat the shit out of whoever they played So I would say Texas is number one I Think Tennessee goes to I think Tennessee's gonna move with three Tennessee means me Penn State, depending if Miami wins.
03:19:17
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yeah i think if might maybe we jump up to to four if i should absolutely comes in the If Miami beats tonight, it will go Texas, Ohio State, Tennessee, UGA, and four, actually, because they beat Auburn.
03:19:35
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Yeah. Oregon at five. So Penn State at seven in Alabama at eight. Although yeah. Cause Missouri lost. That was the 25 number nine. Yeah. i saw it isnna fireable I think your top five and not in any particular order will be Tennessee, Ohio state, Georgia, Oregon,
03:20:00
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and it'll be a toss up for number five between Penn state and Miami.
03:20:07
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because Georgia yeah yeah today. Yeah. So Tennessee, so, so, uh, Texas, Ohio state, Tennessee, Georgia, and it'll be a toss up between Miami and Penn state for, and that's in no particular order. That's just me saying it's on, but I think Texas, I think Texas will absolutely be number one. So you're saying you're saying Alabama falls to at least at the very least number six.
03:20:38
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is what you're saying. It could be number seven because if five is a toss up between Penn State, Miami, so one of them has to be six. So Alabama falls to at least number seven. At least. and I think they should drop. I think they should drop to the lower peninsula of the top 10. Did, did, see where did USC win?
03:20:59
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Nothing against I don't know nothing. I'm looking right now. I'm looking right now. USC is losing currently USC is losing currently lead to unranked Minnesota Golden Gophers. Yeah, 24 to 17.
03:21:18
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Ah, bro. A and&M beat number nine Missouri. So like there's a lot that's going to fucking happen. There's a lot that's definitely going to happen.
03:21:29
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but Yeah. yeah damn i don't i its My God, I guess I'm here hanging out by myself. No, I'm still here. i No, it's all good. It's all good. Syracuse did beat UNLV though. So Syracuse should crest the top 25 now. Let's talk about SMU. Oh my God. Let's talk about SMU. Shall we? The fact that they knocked off number 22 Louisville. Let's talk about SMU.
03:21:59
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we can talk about about us some you and They're going to be the sleeper in the ACC my guy. i actually and and and and who Okay. Okay. Okay. First and foremost, let's, let's both pack pedal and act like, let's not act like we knew they were the ACC. yeah quite good yeah Let's think we didn't think they were in a conference. They were like, conference usa some dumb shit because you were like, you were like, bro, their schedules asked. And I'm like, yeah, but you actually remember because it was when McAfee did game day there, when McAfee became day there last year, they were asked. Yeah. But, but do you have to, but at that time it was like, yeah, but they're, they're in an ass conference. So yeah, they're going to be asked. Thank you. key
03:22:46
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Is that the same Keely from TikTok a long time ago? Hey, first and foremost, short is that the same Keely that I used to chit chat with with Marcus? Yeah, Marcus. I talked to Marcus who was first to come see me a couple of months ago. but mean Marcus she was too busy. However, Keely was. However, however, there's a Halloween party on the 19th. She did go see Marcus, though. I know that, but she did.
03:23:18
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Uh, on the 19th, they're having an Halloween party and we'll be there doing the show live. Marcus is my homie. I talked to him today. You remember Marcus, right? J max. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Mr. Mr. Stoner, Chinese eyed Marcus. Yeah. I had to check on him after the hurricane because it was right in his area. No, cause I won't take the so Marcus. I said earlier, as I said earlier, and anybody who knows me,
03:23:47
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Knows that I am ride or die when winner lose. He's gonna support the shittiest team in the big I'm gonna Know you got to reschedule it at this point typically commerciala who state you're out of your goddamn fucking Sparty's are better than y'all. Y'all going to lose. your out You know that, right? You're out of your debt. No, we're not. I bet dollars to donuts. You do. I don't know what that means. You're a fat ass and you want to eat donuts. Why are you going to call me fat?
03:24:39
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oh mean because it what does my weight have to do with a god damn thing it's it's it's it says like du it's like it's like black people saying the n-word it's like black people saying the n-word we're both fat so you know wass fucked up bro as fuck michigan michigan state just got fewly asked destroy it
03:25:01
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ki we can make ou wa I don't even like donuts so fuck you Glick. I don't like sweets in general bitch. I I don't eat I I only think sweet I eat is like every once in a while I have cravings for something sweet. But I just I have a package of the gigantic fudge rounds. I you know, I will say we left my kids have eaten all of them except for one. I had one. I have a box of skin rolls that aren't even opened yet. Oh, I see how you are. I see really misses me being alive on the ticky tacky blue eyes, which I'm hiding with my glasses.
03:25:39
Speaker
I see how you are. I said there's no, no, I can eat some fucking double stack oatmeal cream pies. You give me a green monster to go with it. It's that sweet. Fuck year you. do love a cream good old fashionshed shirt and but You shut your whore mouth.
03:25:56
Speaker
you just tell us you don't get invited to that circle jerk yes yes i you are so jealous you absolutely are i am so jealous we've had conversations young lady we've had conversations there are three suites and i love you honey Hold on. So check this out. You buy groceries for your house, right? So don't ask Mickey. You buy you buy groceries for your own house, right? Are you the grocery shop? He does. OK, but you were prior to Nicki, right? Oh, yeah. So as a man, as a man, we have certain things in our house that have to be number one name brand and number two, I have to be in our fucking house.
03:26:46
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I don't know. I don't do names. I have three things that must be name brand and they must be in my house. Oh well yeah know well yeah yeah. Certain, certain, certain things have to be named brand. okay i like to know what My three name brand and have to be in the house. Number one, Jeff peanut butter. I will not eat another brand of peanut butter other than Jeff.
03:27:08
Speaker
Don't give me your Peter Pan bullshit. You can skip your skippy ass right down the road. It's Jeff or nothing at all in my house. It's it's it's all made by the same. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. You know how they make peanut butter? Yeah, they grind peanut butter. Yeah. Shut up. OK. Yeah. Number two. Oreos don't bring me no bullshit off brand Oreo cookie. Do not do it. I will fight you. And number three.
03:27:38
Speaker
Chips Ahoy Chewy Chocolate Chip Cookies. Don't bring me them hard ass fucking brick cookies. Bring me Chips Ahoy Chewy or don't bring me Chips Ahoy at all. I am a big fan of the Chips Ahoy. The only chocolate chips I want are are the soft batch. However, however, I will make an exception um for the Aldi brand, for the Aldi brand, nothing else. Do you shop Aldi's a lot?
03:28:06
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ah Yeah, we we shop all day. All right, Keely, we're not getting into stuff like paper products. We're not getting into that right now. We'll get into into that in a few minutes. was was so So for me, it's it's a dukes is better than all other mayos. That's right. I love you. Dukes is boss. You probably eat that miracle whip bullshit being up north. I don't like I don't like mayonnaise, but apparently yeah you probably eat miracle whip. You're dressing as. No, Dukes is a thing in my house.
03:28:35
Speaker
Dukes is a must-have in my house. I don't I don't I don't I don't like manners. Keep that helmet and plate bullshit to yourself. Give me Dukes or nothing the only time The only time So Sharman, I don't use Sharman's I don't use Sharman's I don't know how my use the only time I use mayonnaise is when I make like tuna tuna salad They grow cheese with it. They grow cheese with it yeah i don't i play But listen to me when I tell you this trust me on this dude take my word for it make grilled cheese tomorrow morning I promise you tomorrow afternoon whatever make have Nikki make you one right now. I don't care you do use Dukes Dukes mayonnaise
03:29:22
Speaker
And then have your daughter do it. Use Duke's mayonnaise. You're not hearing the words coming out of my mouth right now. Am I am I speaking Chinese? You said Nicki's at work. I don't like mayonnaise. You won't taste it.
03:29:36
Speaker
Listen to me when I say what I'm saying. dukes you your signorre Use mayonnaise over butter on your grilled cheese sandwiches. And I promise you a thousand percent. Number one, you'll never taste the mayonnaise. Number two, you'll never get your bread as crispy with butter as you do with mayonnaise.
03:29:59
Speaker
You keep talking **** I'm going to give you my mayonnaise. You will get a crispy. You will get a crispy grilled cheese sandwich. I promise man. Look and here's the other thing. I love it. And anybody who doesn't like grilled cheese can get the **** out of Dodge. Yeah. I mean, don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong. I love me a good grilled cheese sandwich. I just don't eat a whole lot of you know what I mean? If you want to go make some. If somebody made him, you're going to eat him. No, no, no, no, no. We yeah oh yeah yeah Somebody, they're with if your kid walked out right now and said, Hey dad, I'm going to make some grilled cheese. Would you like one? You're going to be like, at some fucking losing. Well, no, I don't want fucking one. I want like six of them. but Okay. But either way, a fatta you get what I'm saying. If somebody made them on the regular you know a single guy who lives by himself, I eat a lot of grilled cheese because I don't cook full meals because I'm by myself. So I've discovered two things. Thank you. have aforming
03:30:55
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i've I've discovered two things. I have a George Foreman grill, a grill or a, or a griddle, and then ah the George Foreman grill. It's on your countertop. Okay. I have one that's select that goes outside. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Not that yeah this is a George Foreman grill as well. Yeah. I learned two things from my George Foreman grill. Hey, it makes a lot of things amazing. I got one. It makes a killer.
03:31:20
Speaker
It makes it makes it makes. ah I want one that sticks on my list. I got my mind. You want to buy mine? Mine is way too big. I will literally bring it up to me. The price of a small one. Will you bring it up here to me? I have a 36 inch blackstone for myself. What the fuck am I doing with a three foot blackstone? You bring it up here to me. I mean, yeah, I got to come up there and do one of the shows.
03:31:44
Speaker
yeah Okay, I'll buy it but you gotta understand the fucking 36-inch plate is cast iron so it's heavy as a mother i walk i do i want one I love my blackstone. It's a four-burner, but I need to learn how to make a bocce on it though I don't know how That's, dude, that's exactly, I'm going to do breakfast and hibachi. I use it. Well, I swear to God, let me tell you right now. I was like, oh, I want a Blackstone. I can cook breakfast for everybody. I can do hibachi. I can do steaks. Let me tell you how often I use that motherfucker. I've lived in this house for a month and a half.
03:32:20
Speaker
That's how many times I've used it once. My daughter, it works great when you're doing things like grilled cheese and pancakes. But if you're just frying some eggs up, you might as well use your stove because the Blackstone takes too long to heat up. I kid you not. Fuck everything to do with Chipotle. Nicky, Nicky bought me last year. It was last year for Father's Day, I think it was. It's a charcoal grill with a I can, I can grill on it. I can smoke on it. Yep. This summer. I'll be honest with you. You scared to smoke. No, no, no, no, no. i've I've done, I've done. I have not. I want to do ribs and stuff. I've done pork chops and i've done you smoke stuff on it already. Oh yeah. yeah The pork chops I made on there. Nikki fucking Nikki don't even like pork chops. And she was like, these are the bomb ass pork chops. This is the only way I'm going to eat pork chops. So I bought a whole bunch of
03:33:18
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I bought a whole bunch of, uh, Mickey did a, uh, tastefully simple party. Um, and, and, and I bought a whole bunch of, uh, seasonings and rubs, i like my order alone, you know how, when they do those online parties and stuff like that. And this sort of beating USC, by the way. Oh, USC is ass. Minnesota beat him with a fourth quarter comeback.
03:33:43
Speaker
yeah My my order alone gave Nikki like two rewards on her tastefully simple party because I went nuts But uh this this summer because as as we discussed yesterday Rick and clearly I'm insane I have had time to get on the grill, but Nikki's been on the grill this summer She's been killing it man. She hasn't smoked anything yet But uh, the next thing I want to get is I want to get I want to get a blackstone because I do I'll be a fucking absolute I'm not mad. I'm not mad about my blackstone. Don't get me wrong. I like I love my blackstone but I don't use it. What do you do? I don't know that. I'll show you how to do it. You got two of them. I don't use it as much as I would like to use it. What if she has twins? Then what? She's not having kids. Yeah, she's having kids. She's already had two little crack babies.
03:34:44
Speaker
it really heard who the folks having granddaughters it's okay Apparently apparently cash kicked my daughter and the boo in the in the chesticle and I said, well you got two of them My Mexican daughter came out whatever. Yeah, my Mexican daughter came out and she's like, what if you have twins? and it' hold on starting up to crack baby Here's the thing here's the thing she said i'm not breastfeeding what did she do to deserve cash kicking her in the titty that's that's what i asked her she said she did something to deserve it yes will you give me a ah hoodie
03:35:19
Speaker
We can fit until you're listening. Oh, hoodie. Oh my god. i I hold on a second. I have to listen to this story. Hold on. Hold on. Leave your fucking headset in so we can hear it. No, no, no. My mic, my mic is on. So I put this. yeah This, this, this, this year, I'm deaf and this is my only good ear. So I have to switch my head. All your face, though.
03:35:41
Speaker
All right. What do we got? Yeah. Yeah. Well, calm down there. You're not. Shut up, Sparky. Let her tell her story. OK. You got to come over here so everybody can hear your story. Yeah, I want to hear this story. She was an elephant in the street. Or no, we were elephants. And that he was dreaming. So you guys were in there bothering him while he was sleeping. No, no. He fell to the couch and Martin tried to pick him up. She failed. And we brought him to his room. He's bigger than you, Marty. I know. And then and then we were convincing him that he was an injury mom. He was getting his team to turn off everything.
03:36:10
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And then for some reason, he decided to get up and start like freaking fighting everybody. And he woke me up. I don't even do anything. Marty was little and crawling on the floor. oh Well, it sounds like you guys. started You or a my house and randomly woke up he almost got shot. nice couple Yeah. Right. it's um you for like Yeah. we Don't not kill him and kick your brother in the wee. We know you deserve the titty punch. Yeah. tity kid You deserve the titty kick. If you, if you get your brother in the, if anybody kicks your brother in the wee wee, I will uterus punch you. Leave that boy alone. Leave him alone and let him sleep. If I tell you to bring me more drinks, you will bring me more water.
03:37:00
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We let you live. We are parents. I gave you life. I have supported you for the last 15 years. I have given you nourishment. I have given you a roof over your head. I have put clothes on you. You still can't even drive. I have to drive you places. Why are you still yapping? Because I brought you to this place.
03:37:30
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Yes. This is my middle child. laughing Yeah, this is my middle child who has no fucks to give about it. just said Why are you still yapping? You think your brother kicking you in the boob was bad? Wait till I punch him in the fucking mouth. but I'm about to kick you right in the teeth. In the teeth? All of the teeth are going to kick. Did your middle child ever have braces?
03:37:55
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No, but she's going to need over. She keeps japanese you right there, son. um and all the time I five grand in your mouth. I'll fuck them teeth up if I want. Yeah, if I didn't have to pay for braces, I feel a downside. It's a mistake. Yeah, I'm on kid number two. would i Trust me. This Mexican one, I didn't make or raise, but I can whoop her ass. Hey, hey see you try to slap her with a burrito. Fuck it. Make it frozen still.
03:38:25
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It'll hurt more. You realize I have a gun back there, right? You realize that you can't get to it right now. i you Yes, I can. Oh, because they're going to slow your big ass down. towards the gun oh marty is what ah Marty is the smallest person in the house. My son, my 11-year-old son is bigger than her. no that Marty, I've been stabbed before. I've been stabbed before. I've been stabbed too. and so I was casted as the first time I got stabbed.
03:38:55
Speaker
i got scott roses my 17 I got stabbed in the back of the leg. I was selling drugs in the wrong part of town. Yeah. You probably won't be able to see it out here but I will show you if you want to see it. I'm going to have to shave my chest. My chest. You better shave that **** so we can see it. When I first met your dad, he was not able to grow facial hair. Who? Me? Yeah, you. No, I couldn't grow facial hair. No, I had no, I had facial hair. I couldn't grow beard until I was 30.
03:39:22
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God, you know i have facebook right dude, I'm, I'm like half Indian. 30 to grow beard. I haven't been without a beard since I was 19. You want to know why? Because my dad had a full beard and never taught me how to shave my face. So I don't know how to shave it off.
03:39:39
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i sort think i' know i had this day I'm 30 years old. I would go on record saying, I don't know how to shave. Oh, no, I could I could grow facial hair. Oh, what are you going to do? I would laugh and he would deserve it because fuck a man. I don't have a man, but I don't have a man, but I've never had a man. You could put him in. I know I can. And I did when I worked at Orkin because I had to be like probably allowed to have one. Oh, yeah. You know, oh, dude, he cut his hair off.
03:40:15
Speaker
He shaved. Oh my God. I didn't recognize him. So Mama Shark 90 slid into my snap. Hold on. Mama Shark 90 slid out into my Snapchat. It was like I used to. Mama Shark 90.
03:40:31
Speaker
Somebody even from TikTok. She's like, I used to ask Big Daddy Mike for your Snapchat all the time, and he wouldn't give it to me. I'm like, that's because it's fucking Mike. And he tried to single white email my ass. And then when I didn't let him, he tried to single white email Glick and he accomplished it sort of. No, he didn't. we used to make money yeah I love the guy. I love the guy. You know, I know you're making fun of the guy. We've had issues.
03:41:00
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but I love the guy, target you know, one of the, one of the things about him is, and and and and this goes a long ways with me. If we have an issue, yeah, we might fight and act crazy, but if you can come to me, man to man, and we can have a conversation. Did he do that? we had Yeah, we, we actually had a blowout when he was a part of the show and and everybody freaked out because well and here's the thing.
03:41:28
Speaker
What that's right Or delay about the no, so so when when mike was oh When mike was when mike was on here, he brought all the old thirsty tick tock. Yeah, i'm not surprised Who were following me before they were following him? Let's be honest Yeah, but they couldn't quite comprehend that this was not tick tock The show didn't revolve around them. It didn't revolve around their conversation because you know how, yeah I mean, it was what it did used to revolve around was their interaction on our lives. Yeah. And that's not what it was. And and they were getting shitty and dropping comments. to the point And I was like, oh, like like this, I'm not going to I'm not going to let it fly. I'm going to put you in your fucking place.
03:42:19
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so mike and i had a little we had a bit of a blowout one night live on the air was he trying to use it for self-gain in the fucking bitches world yeah yeah yes and no but ah you know it was it was don't disrespect my friends and i'm like bro These thirsty bitches were my friends before they were your friends only difference between you and theyre really are they really friends though or do they just want to act like they want the d ah slower case but and i told him ah go superass You know the difference between you and I was you give them the attention they wanted and I wouldn't give it to him so we had a bit of a blowout live on air Mike and I did and and then as soon as that show was over I
03:43:03
Speaker
He reached out to me and we talked, we talked after the show and it was actually at the end of the day, it was nothing. And we've talked about it on here before. It was nothing to do with what was going on with the chat or them or anything else. It had everything to do with what was going on in his personal life. And I was like, look, man. Yeah, I've heard all the stories about it. I was like, I was like, you know, I love you to death. You know, I think of you like a brother, but this is what I want you to do.
03:43:29
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I want you to take a break. Don't come back on the show. Don't worry about the show. Get your personal life in order. Get everything together. Oh, God. I just seen that. I just I just scored.
03:43:45
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But I think they might have left too much time on the clock, bro. Really? There's like a minute left. Minute, 17 seconds. What did I say? What did I say? What, baby? Really? Yeah.
03:43:59
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Oh, I have another TV and a little Roku in the house. Wait until tomorrow. Yeah. When all the footballs are on the aesthetic jersey off or something like that. I also told Keely to bring her monkey ass up here on the show. She was going to tell you, I was like, what are you talking about? She was up here on the show. And and who's talking to you? I'll message her or you can message her now.
03:44:23
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ni Nicki. Oh, I didn't know Nicki was home. I thought she was at work. He fucking showed. She told. She just got home from work. You fucking showed fired for the second time today because you asked her earlier. Did you get fired? She got fired for the second time today. Yeah, because she got home. No, no, I know. I asked Marty that. Oh, I thought it was Ricky you were talking to early. No, no, no, no. Marty didn't go to work until two and then she came in here at like five and I was like, did you get fired?
03:44:51
Speaker
Wait, did you read it? Nicky. Oh, they were talking. I don't know many people live in your fucking house, bro. I feel like I feel like you're running a goddamn bunny farm up in that bitch. No, dude, it's it's it's Glick's orphanage for wayward misfit. Well, where the fuck am I going to sleep when I come up there? Well, we'll figure out you. We can keep going up a fucking bed because I'm too old to sleep on a couch.
03:45:19
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Huh? so awake I know. She's been there with Marty all night. sleep in her room i let you now um are Hold on a second. um let me Let me, let me, let me tell you how slick Austin thinks she is.
03:45:35
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Okay. Who's Austin? Is it okay? My oldest daughter. Okay. So, you have three? My my oldest, yeah I have three kids. I have Austin's my oldest. She's nineteen. Buggy is fifteen. She's my middle one. Cash is the baby. Who's Marty? Marty is Marty's the adopted Mexicans. Okay. What's your middle daughter's real name? Buggy. Oh, like okay. So, you just call her Buggy. Okay. I didn't know who the **** Buggy was.
03:46:01
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you' yeah bug martin my bill a well no i didn i got her when When we first enrolled her in school, the teacher asked her what her name was. She said, Buggy. And she's like, no, what's your real name? Buggy. And she's like, your name's Alexa. And she said, no. fun to you right Your kid is my favorite.
03:46:23
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Dude, dude, Rick, she is an exact replica quote quote clone of me. Her and Peyton would get along way too well. Oh, no, no, dude, I don't. You, you and Rick's daughter, are Peyton.
03:46:39
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what okay Why am I focusing? We are focused. We're talking. Okay. Hold on a second. Yes, Rick, I agree. You and Rick's daughter, Peyton, would be best friends. She actually has a best friend named Peyton, but she's a weird fucking... No, she's not. She's a hood brat. She's a hood brat. She's weird. My kid will date your brats. Well, your son also likes boys with Peters, but... So, Austin came out here earlier, and she was like,
03:47:09
Speaker
She was like, is it OK if I go spend the night at Jersey's house? And I was like, why? She's like, because I want to. And I was like, so you're asking me if it's all right if you guys spend the night with your boyfriend? But she's like, no, Josie. And I was like, where your boyfriend lives? I was like, how stupid do you think I am? Well, right. But she wasn't supposed to go anywhere this weekend. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. OK, I didn't know that. So that's my bad. That's on me. Oh. Oh.
03:47:36
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you oh Oh, that's why she was up there working so hard in the room. That's why she came down because I was like, Nikki said you guys haven't until win i' grined i ain't been up there. So I have no idea what it looks like, but they were up there working. I know Marty, huh? The desk came down. Marty came through a trash bags. I think some dishes came down. I like, yeah and I was like,
03:48:03
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You do realize that you have to have it done by Tuesday. Yeah. So that makes sense. Okay. I didn't know that you said that. So your oldest pulled a fast one on you, huh? But I, so, but basically I told her, I said, you're not fooling anybody. You can go spend the night with your boyfriend. You're 19. You fuck around and get pregnant. You're out because I'm not raising another baby. Yeah. You ain't lying there.
03:48:29
Speaker
So, yeah, I didn't know that. So, that's all okay. That's okay. I got bamboozled. Yeah, but in nineteen, you can't let me get bamboozled at nineteen. How how how much can you really say you can't go anywhere at nineteen? Oh, I can. Oh, I can absolutely 100% tell you you can't go nowhere until they're like, **** you. I'm leaving and I'm not coming back and then you're mad. Yeah. Why?
03:48:56
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but naos
03:48:59
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i don't care go and
03:49:02
Speaker
Wait am I supposed to fight you bitch if you eat my nachos, I'll punch you right in the goddamn mouth Until until they're like fuck you I'm leaving and I'm not coming back and then you're heartbroken. No. Oh, no ah yeah i don't care you Go ahead and get him the cheese is in the fridge he's by Yeah what yeah Yeah. Yeah, no I know. I was like. Yesterday you told me you'd punch me in the mouth and we'd be divorced. Oh, that was yesterday. la by Now drink now i've drank a lot of water tonight and I'm happy. I know everybody asked me what I was having for dinner. Pork chops. I just what? What? What? Verbal abuse. Verbal challenge.
03:49:48
Speaker
How about it? Make it physical and beat both of your asses. I'm going to do it. You won't pussy. No balls. I'm a little arrogant. What? Who the fuck is Eric?
03:50:00
Speaker
Please get the fuck out of here. Get the bro. Oh, my God. She's going to see it. She's about to come down to a game with a TD at the end because they can't take a field goal. It won't cut it.
03:50:18
Speaker
They got 17 seconds in three plays. I see it. I see it. I see it. And two timeouts, bro. I know. But so does Arkansas. I do. Two timeouts. Yeah, but Tennessee's got the ball. Do we take any more breaks tonight? and orange I mean, yes and no. not After this game, can we? Because I really got to be. Oh, yeah, we can. Yeah, we can. Because I don't know that Jeff's coming back.
03:50:47
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Nobody's watching us anyway. So really.
03:50:52
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We don't have any. I must um just don want to i can't ever see. that Maybe you're watching. If I do it, I'll be like, Marta. Yes, Murray. Oh, yes. Yes, Murray. Wasn't it Latavius, Murray? That's why you got kicked in the pit. You got kicked in your titty.
03:51:15
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Oh, wow.
03:51:23
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only Oh, we're both on Roku. So we both have the same delay yeah the over in real life. We're just buying the dimes. i I haven't got the notification yet. So no, it's not over yet. I didn't, but I did get the notification in Minnesota upset number 11 USC with an end zone interception.
03:51:43
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Yeah, it's not. It's not over yet. Hey, i that snapchat and i mean did you hear me? i What's that? Minnesota upset USC with an end zone interception. Yeah, I did. Yeah. The Minnesota is not bad this year, man. and They're not good. All right. Come on. I need the balls to win this or everything in the top 10 is fought. more on my i Susan have a fit.
03:52:09
Speaker
throw it. Throw it. There should be a late hit right there. That should be right. Right. Right. Absolutely should be a late hit call. And this is the NFL and been a bit of penalty all **** day.
03:52:27
Speaker
here nice mo last awayman hit the ground Yes. Boom. Take a pass to the desk. Come on, balls. Six seconds. This is why I play the game right here. You work tomorrow. Did you have a time out? There's a clock stop with the first down and it does. It does stop. It does stop in the first. It doesn't body. He'll use his time out. I don't know. What the fuck?
03:53:02
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I do too. I really got a tinkle. If you're taking time out, they're getting ready to storm the field because they're in Arkansas. Do you see all the fans moving down? Yeah. Are we going to have a Cal, a Cal Stanford premature? Are we going to have a beat and Bama fucking deal? Are they going to tear the goal post down in this one? I know. I don't know. Arkansas. I wouldn't, I wouldn't say this is a,
03:53:30
Speaker
dude by the size of an number four row It's not the biggest. No, no, no, it's not the biggest subset no baby film and be the biggest topside of the year because that's SEC West Conference. i shit my bed are so you did to eat on thursday and you marty Why you doing in your bridges, kid? yeah i You see them working their way down levels.
03:53:58
Speaker
Like you watch the crowd when they focus on and they're all moving down levels at a time. pardon in the theater no Come on, Tennessee. Come on, Tennessee. I want to see. You're going to be booing all the way out of the stadium. yeah Hit it for a teddy, bro. Hit it for a teddy. We were. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, God.
03:54:24
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um i Oh my god. Here they come. Here they come. All the red and white. Here it comes. Two huge upsets. Oh my god, my dude. That is wild, man. Two That's two huge upsets in one conference tonight. chat they That is wild.
03:54:53
Speaker
Oh, that is awesome. I ain't even mad at it. You know, we got we got we got the after dark game coming up next. Yeah. The Cal Oregon, the Cal game already started. Oh shit. Texas Tech and Oregon are playing. All right. I got to go take a leak, bro. I can't do this no more. i can Hold it no more. but something going to Give us a couple of minutes. I got a piece. Bitch. Now you can't have my notches, you whore.
03:55:21
Speaker
I do. Oh, shit. You're going to get a BB spanking again. ah loved its jersey that's they word Let's let's do let's do my let's do my girl Jules Jules. I don't care what you're doing. Just do something. let' Just go. I can with her cover of Jimi Hendrix all along the watchtower.
03:55:50
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There's too much confusion!
03:59:28
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I'm doing well. doubt Mind your fucking business. I'm glad you covered that bullshit ass jersey up. I ain't never hit a woman, but I'm about to dot Nicky's eye.
03:59:42
Speaker
but About to hit three of them. I'm going to be crunching in your ear for a minute, bro. Oh, I walked you out. I don't give a fuck. I'll sleep out here on the porch. That's Nicky. I do what you want, pussy. Yes. What's up?
03:59:58
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Do it. You won't. I did. I do what I want. I do whatever I want. I'll sleep on. I got to. Yeah. your Hell is beating my Jimmy. I see that. Fourteen. I pick tonight.
04:00:13
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Yeah. Well, I got to see USC losing really fucked up my picks. I won one. Yes. Yes. Yes, Rick. I put a hoodie on. I'm so i'm sorry. I'm not in the South. And up here in the North, it gets a little cold and you seem to forgotten.
04:00:28
Speaker
I not that I'm like super cold. This is what's the temperature up there right now. I couldn't tell you 50 something and shut up cold. We're going to be in the 40s next week. Thanks. What at night? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I take this energy for a minute. I got a call coming in. try Fuck it.
04:00:55
Speaker
Fucking dancing monkeys. I got a call coming and shut up, bitch Not that anybody's watching or anybody's listening welcome back to nonsense everybody we're hanging out it's Saturday night We're having fun. We're just kind of hanging out doing what we do Apparently just internet died. I don't I don't fucking know what's going on with Jeff Apparently his internet died. So Rick and I are hanging out. We're chit-chat and we're talking shit. We kind of got another two hours left Uh, if you're not already, go ahead and check us out. Y'all check out the network. We are, uh, we're literally everywhere. Facebook, Instagram X and tick tock shows are live Monday through Sunday on a YouTube, Facebook, and rumble. You guys can watch us live. You can get into the chatters box. You can hang out. Uh, and then you can listen to us anytime, any place where we listen to podcasts that just simply go to bio dot.link. You're going to find all of our socials there. Uh,
04:01:54
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Including the link to our merch store. Yes, we have merch if you want to buy some go ahead and buy some and if you're feeling extra froggy and you want to you can you can throw a Throw a picture up after you buy something and we'll put in our our socials and shout you out as a way of saying. Thank you um Yeah bio dot link slash nonsensical network gives father gives like it was sure you want to buy our merch but you know I will ask you guys to definitely give us a share. That's the easiest thing to do. And it's 100% free at the end of the day, support something you enjoy. If you do enjoy us, give us a share. Um, uh, I'm going to start focusing on our, on our YouTube channel. I really want to push our YouTube channel. Uh, I want to see that grow even more than when it's already grown.
04:02:55
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Uh, at the end of the day, it's always about growth. You all want to, we, we always want to see shit grow.
04:03:02
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Uh, but yeah, man, just check us out. We're literally everywhere. The nonsensical network. Mondays has been caring for men. It's a men's mental health show. Tuesdays Glick's house of music. I'm hanging out with up and coming musicians. We're hanging out, having a good time. Chitchat. And this Tuesday I have a miss Kaylin Cole. She's going to join me. Uh, can't wait to have her on here.
04:03:24
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aka the Midwestern hippie. I think she's going to be a fun little interview. Um, Wednesdays is what the fuck news where if it's in the news and it makes us say what the fuck, we're going to talk about it. Uh, it's usually like goofy ass news stories, uh, shit like that. You know, dumb criminals, Florida man, whatever the case may be. Um, uh, every other Thursday,
04:03:53
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is Cassius corner. It's a wrestling podcast. We talked to me, W who you act this Thursday with our recap, recap of bad blood, which was on, um,
04:04:08
Speaker
tonight, bad blood was on tonight. So we'll be on there doing bad blood tomorrow or Thursday with our recap Friday. I don't know. Blaze and Jeff have something going on. I don't really know what they're doing. Um, nonsense and chill.
04:04:23
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Whose argument is it anyways, I don't know man. There was something on Fridays At the end of the day Saturdays is a show right here nonsensical nonsense On hand shut apologetics just hanging out talking shit. We do the open door challenge We drop the link in the chat and anybody who's watching you guys are more than welcome to To join us. There's a link in the chat right there You guys are welcome to hit that link and come up here and hang out. We just ask that you Put your pecker away, put your butt hole away and turn the camera on. Sundays, we wrap the week up starting with unnecessary roughness. It is a kick off to kick off in the NFL or, uh, that is myself, Derek Wayne Douglas, former guest at Glick's house of music. Uh, Rick is there. Sometimes cam is there. It's an open forum. We talk a little football. We make our pitch. We make our predictions.
04:05:21
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We have a good time. And then later on, on Sundays is, uh, Josh garage. I don't know what's going on with chips garage. Again, if I'm not hosting there or I'm not a part of it, uh, I have no idea what's going on. Nobody ever tells me anything. So, uh, yeah, I'll be a hundred percent honest with you guys. I don't know what's going on when I'm not doing a show at the end of the day. Shit's just happening, but I know that it shows all the time on here. Um,
04:05:50
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Yeah. So there's that, I guess at the end of the day, this is a, this is one of those rare, weird Saturday nights where it's just like super quiet. And, uh, I know, I know, I know I lost some viewers. I know I lost some viewers because they don't particularly like my way of thinking and, uh,
04:06:17
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They don't necessarily like the fact that I'm not going to Be full of drama or have drama on here or Yell and scream and act like an asshole. I know that's a thing. I mean, I know that's the thing At the end of the day. I mean I could talk politics if I really wanted to get People in here and every show could be full of fucking drama I just I'm just too old for that shit man like Sometimes you just gotta let go of grudges at the end of the day. and iin't sounding I ain't trying to sound self-righteous or preach or anything like that, but i mean you just gotta of let go of fucking grudges sometimes. ah And it's easier for me to do that and let the grudges go and move on, then completely fucking disrupt a whole ass show and and act like an asshole.
04:07:12
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ae And again, I know that's cost me viewers and that's fine. Uh, there's a lot of people out there who can't think for themselves at the end of the day, um, and do as they're told. But, uh, what are you going to do? I'm still here. Like, well, I'm still here. We're still here. We're still hanging out. We're still having fun. We're still doing our show at the end of the day, but, uh, just got to Keep on keeping on. and So I don't know how long I'm supposed to filibuster here. I really don't. Uh, anybody who's watching drop something in the chat, say hi, say hello. Uh, the link is in the chat. If you're feeling extra froggy and, uh, you want to come up here and and and help me. So I'm not just rambling like a fucking mad man. That would be awesome. but Give me something to talk about them.
04:08:13
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We still got like another two hours to kill here, or I'll just end this bitch early. I'll end this bitch early, go to fucking bed. I don't give a damn. Shit! I've done so many fucking shows in the last two weeks. And early Saturday night would be copus headache for me. At the end of the day.
04:08:41
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I'm just saying.
04:08:46
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I'm just saying. Shit, what the hell did I do? Yeah, not going to happen.
04:09:04
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Oh, I was just. Oh, OK. I'm looking at socials here. Okay, little bit of this little boy or what I thought a little boy Okay Um You just can't sit here and hang out and stare at each other that's cool
04:09:45
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but but Fat ass stuff this big fat ass face Yeah, you like that each of some more fatty um um he can't hear me and he's not listening and ah he' other but I'm an asshole. I'm a terrible friend. I know
04:10:17
Speaker
They're jokes, people. They're jokes. It's what we do on Saturday nights. You know, we hang out. We have fun. We shoot a shit. It is what it is at the end of the day. I wish I knew what the hell happened to Jeff. He said his net went down or something like that. I have no idea.
04:10:36
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ah But i yeah, I don't know what happened to him. It's hard to talk to yourself after four hours at the end of the day.
04:10:48
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Like, what the fuck am I supposed to do here?
04:10:53
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What do I do? Where do I go? What do I say? I will say this. Actually, you know what? This is a good time, man. I got, where's my calendar at? There it is. So as I said, Tuesday, I got Kaitlyn Cole coming up. ah Next Tuesday on the 15th, I have Katrina Brie coming up on Goolick's House of Music.
04:11:18
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um the 22nd I have uh right uh I'm sorry Adam Jones and then on the 29th I have Riley Bourne coming up um there's the next four weeks for you yeah Galen Cole, Katrina Brie, Adam Jones, and uh Riley Bourne coming up on Glick's House of Music some fun Musicians I said I you know, I said I wanted to get I wanted to get more Female artists on the show um What what I can't hear you I Don't know what's happening
04:12:24
Speaker
thank but Um, and, and I didn't, I didn't know how that was going to go. And then all in one night, I booked three, three of my next four guests are all female artists. I'm looking forward to, um, you know, cause Glick's house of music is not just about the male artists. You know, I want to get the ladies some love as well. There's a lot of, uh, up and coming talented female artists out there.
04:12:55
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And they definitely deserve to be spotlighted, spotlighted spot, spotlighted spotlight, spotlight, spotlighted. but it What's the, what's the, what's the correct terminology there?
04:13:13
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Given the spotlight, let's go that route. Cause I'm not confused by that given the spotlight, you know, they should be recognized and, uh, given credit for.
04:13:25
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So I'm definitely excited for that. You know, I've had some ladies on in the past. Jules in the house. She's amazing. I love her. She's she's an absolute rock star. Bree is fucking awesome. Marley. She's been on the show. Our little bubbly badass.
04:13:44
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um
04:13:49
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What?
04:14:04
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We actually just played some jewels. Last a little breaky break there.
04:14:18
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ah My daughter is a hot mess. She's in there in the window. Now she's putting wrestlers up in the window.
04:14:34
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Because she's banging on the glass to get my attention.
04:14:43
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And she just fledged. She's behind a window with the screen and the window down and I did a beer can. And not only did my daughter, but my adopted daughter also fledged. Can I help you?
04:15:03
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whats your problem What's your problem, bro? Yeah, apparently you do. No, I don't. Why are you trying to get my attention? Which you are. who again fuck that gang I'll beat the asses. I kept trying to get her to flip you off the shoes. Like you'd be my ass. I'll beat everybody's ass. That's why you're wearing your mom's face.
04:15:28
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are you on
04:15:33
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what your cuty little setup What's wrong with my setup? Yeah, I wanna be there. I wanna be there. Yeah, I know. That's cuz I'm trying to keep him off the table cuz it's getting a little... Do you knock my ass? No. I didn't touch your ass. My hands are in my pocket. You ain't gonna, you are not gonna ditty me. I will not be ditty. I will not be ditty.
04:16:00
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but There's no baby oil in this house. that I know of. You know, now I was going to go buy a whole bunch. and No, you're not either. but No, you're not. Oh my God. No, you're not. You are not going to buy a thousand bottles of baby oil. andll put them in All the cabinets. No, we are not buying baby oil. You are not going to Diddy me. Diddy party. No, it is not a free call. It is not a Diddy party. Diddy party. No, no Diddy parties. No Diddy parties open this bitch. Diddy party. No Diddy party open this piece.
04:16:34
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Everybody will be of age and consenting. And you're not of age, nor can you consent. You won't be here. And I just don't want to be in no free cost for you.
04:16:45
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um
04:16:48
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Marcus ghosted me. Who the fuck is Marcus? The guy that I... The firefighter? Yeah. Did he really? His ass ghosted me. No, the fuck he didn't. Yeah. When? He texted me since September 25th. Since the night I went and spent the night with him. Since you guys went and fell asleep together? Yeah, but we didn't, fuck. Fell asleep? We didn't, fuck. I know, you said you fell asleep. I just gave him a blow drop, that's it. That is way more information than I wanted or she should hear.
04:17:15
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an idea no idea that i don't want is yeah he goes to Wow, that's unfortunate for him. Well, you got a lot of baggage. I know. I know a lot of baggage. The thing is, you don't even know about any of it. Oh, you didn't tell him about the three hour fucking Guantanamo Bay visit where you had to stand for three days and no food, no water. No.
04:17:44
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You didn't tell her a lot of your crazy ass adoptive parents? No.
04:17:51
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What the fuck did you guys talk about? Because you have nothing else going on in your home? His firefighting shit. he's a chads He was a Chad, wasn't he? He was probably the best that he ghosted you. I ghosted Nikki. She told me. no She tells everybody. She should have ghosted you. I ghosted the other fuck out of her.
04:18:14
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I'm just a real piece of shit. mr Well, yeah, I mean, I am. No, you're not wrong. I really am a giant piece of shit. But California, Miami. Shut the fuck up. What are you talking about? I let you live in my house. So I can still call you names. I mean, I can still make you go look in your car. You know, damn well, Nikki would not let you do that. And Austin would fight and but he would fight. We have to keep Marty. What?
04:18:39
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We can't. She's not a fucking stray dog. We can't just keep it. She cannot fend for herself. I realize that that's why she's here. I understand. As long as the rent money keeps coming in every month, she's not mentally stable. She's not mentally stable. Correct. Neither are you, bitch. Oh, no, trust me. I know. Trust me. I'm very mentally stable. I have never I have never admitted it to being mentally stable.
04:19:09
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I have never admitted to it and I won't admit it. That is not. Calm down, pony boy. Stay golden. Leave my Hamilton addiction on it. Don't talk about it. Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson. Thomas Jefferson. I've never watched that. Dad, you want to watch the musical with me? When? What? You want to go? You want to take with you? Yeah, I do want to go see the musical. You do? I would love to go see the play. For real? Yeah, for real. Hamilton? Yeah, I love musicals. I love the theater. Take me.
04:19:38
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What? ah Well, yeah, i do you know how hard it is to get in there? And you know how much it costs? I see a fan of the opera on Broadway.
04:19:48
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And I've seen cats. I want to take me to see outside you outside your musical. What the hell are you talking about? There's an outsider's musical. Dad, this has been a topic for a long time now, buddy. Stay golden, funny boy.
04:20:08
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Goldie golden go go go go When you're an outsider you're announcing, oh wait, that's a website story They were seeing that you should watch that. I don't know. what Are you a jet or a search?
04:20:27
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so What was it wait, which one was which there was the Jets in the show you ever watch the West Side Story I It's like a Romeo and Juliet types There's the Sharks and the Jets one of the gangs are like Puerto Rican i mean other with the better name that california ah They're cow you California University university is a hamilton musical on tv it's on disney plus i know i watch she say She wants to watch it again with you boom when When are you free never?
04:21:02
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but you alive um You go to work you come home and you play on the Xbox no, I don't I go to work and I come home and I do podcast Fucking this fucking hood rats been on Xbox today was the first day that I've gotten on there in like a week All week all week today was the first day I got on there to play my game for doing yes but but Yeah, oh my god i can believe then I played all day long um something about you every Like, the whole Grease thing threw me off. I had no idea that was it.
04:21:38
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we pearl dunction wes but duction a What? a Who's that guy? Who's that What would you do if you start doing this with all your friends? They would join him. yeah
04:22:04
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ah hands Are fake besides fans I don't like it and Some of them are doing now. They have like five friends. I can't think of it I can't think of the words of any of the songs for the first reason I do too, but I can't think of a grease to had a way better soundtrack Put my fucking be but my water down Okay, whatever you say. I'm going to drop it.
04:22:35
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Shelf, I You better, you better take Nikki. I'm about to punch her in the face. Will you don'll get me more water, please? because I was just getting ready to open one. Here, I'll go open it over the grass. I'll go open it over the grass.
04:23:00
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No, I don't want you to open it, because you know how much you're going to waste. Nikki told you to stop during that. She said no. Come here. I need you. I need you now. Now, please. Come here.
04:23:15
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public like please
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Please.
04:23:25
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but you leave me know one please
04:23:30
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I'm gonna fight these goddamn kids. I'm gonna fight. ah Seriously, I ain't never hit a kid in my life, but I'm about to hit one today. i and a kid You better get this hood right under control. Do you know what she just did? She just shook the shit out of my waters. And then she was like, don't worry, I'll go over here and open it.
04:23:51
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and like You're gonna waste half of it. She's like, that's a point. So you better get her fucking you let her in the house. You better get her in that what you fall before yeah You better you better get her with the charge but right she might go you i'm gonna Fuck somebody up Do it for your country me see that one wish i get to No, it's our deal Daughter I think it's time, you know that I'm actually gay no Charlie did that when she was like 12. Yeah. And then she wouldn't go to pride. I did not. You didn't. You're the lesbian and you wouldn't want to go to private. You said you were a lesbian and then you wouldn't go to private. I was going to take you to pride. No, I was going to tell you that I'm actually. A transgender. Are you lesbian? No, I'm trying to think. Are you a lesbian? That's bad.
04:24:51
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Uh, I'm not actors and actresses. are that's joke don What? What's. No, Fazmian T H. That's me. I wasn't talking about yours.
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and rijaha ah
04:25:13
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What's going on? What do you have to tell me? Are you pregnant again? no i was gonna tell you that Aaron Burr. but house an't off just camera of um He dies spoiler he dies yeah but he also knows hamilton it and I am a hate hamilton um kills hamil a he ah martin bird kills hamilton ah thought Hamilton killed birth and the dude my bad
04:25:46
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You're not going to yell at my history teacher. They're singing a Hamilton song. It's history class. You're singing about history. I know. Kick him in his nuts. Kick him in his chesticles. I was like, first of all, you shouldn't be talking. I don't know why you think Stingy is an exception. And second of all, I will write. Well, you shouldn't be thinking. First of all, she wasn't talking. She was thinking. But we weren't even, we were literally working on a project. There was nothing, I didn't know. I mean, it's not wrong. It's supposed to be on her side. I'm going to smack him in the face of his bald ass. Oh, his bald ass.
04:26:16
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Who is bald ass? How do you know his ass is bald? I didn't go kick a teacher's ass. Cause it sounds like some really inappropriate shit's going on. No, I would admit that. But she don't cuss. I'm a never. Yeah. Okay. I know you cuss just like your fucking sister does. Cause that's cause your mom allows it. Even if she didn't allow it, there would be no stop.
04:26:42
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Well, he doesn't mean you have to do it in front of us I don't do it in front of you. That was an accident. You typically don't your sister. Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I know every every sentence he has let' say but everything is but yeah no i don't like kelly It's trashy it's gross common noise a love What and so she's kind of annoying She makes me want to like pound my head against the wall. Damn. Welcome to the party. You know what you can literally say when you watch a movie? Yes. This guy is falling. You know how he like stands like this? Yeah. Yeah. You are really starting to look like your mom and it makes you want to throw you through the window. that
04:27:34
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yeah yeah You're to decide to have kids with her. You're the one who sucks at your pullout game this week. It's your own downfall. You know what? I fell in love with the Russians looking at McDonald's. And your pullout game is weak as fuck. So that's the one you get. This is true. I have no pullout game. I didn't ask you for you. I didn't ask you to be born either.
04:28:00
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You missed protection. Oh, really? How many miscarriages have you had this week? Hey, don't go for my girl like that. 14. This is my second one. My whole life. You're 18. You're Mexican. You have to understand you are. I should have already been. You are stupid fertile. My brother. You got pregnant by your brother? No, he raped me. I didn't get pregnant. but He raped me. The fuck? Well, don't say the hard R word. Say grape because we're alive. And you can't say that because.
04:28:39
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Are you fucking serious? And then he molested me for eight years. Who? You're a white brother? Yeah. And then told me my sister molested me. You're s- What?! Yeah, and now she's gay. Wait a minute. The white family who adopted you? Yeah. You got raped and- No, okay, so I have two biological siblings. We all have half. We all have the same mom, different dad. So it wasn't the white brother? It was your actual brother? Yeah. He's white. My brother is white. Have a Mexican dad. They all have white dads.
04:29:08
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Uh, your mom's wife. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were. well never kids were tell them or guys and now she's married to a woman but I thought you were Mexican, Mexican. Like both of your friends were Mexican. Then they just like tossed you across the border when you were a baby. And they're like, Oh, fuck it. She's here. I guess we got to keep her. probably how i bumped my head or some now I sort of got, I don't want to, every time you talk to me, I hear more and more weird shit. You got great by your brother.
04:29:37
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and molested by your brother for eight years. And then your sister, anything like real, like biological blood. Yes. Blood. Well, I mean, I guess David hitting you in the arm really ain't that bad of a deal. I know. All things considering. Who the fuck made you stand for three days with no food and water? My adopted dad. His name was Paul. He was a pastor. Was that like a foster dad or an adopted dad? How many adopted families have you belonged to? Okay. I've only been adopted once.
04:30:04
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Paul is my adopted dad. David's just the guy who married my mom. My adopted mom. So wait, so Paul and your mom were married. And then they got divorced. He said he was hooked up with a 14 year old at the time and when she turned 18 they got married and he's a pastor but he married his niece. Well that sounds accurate for a Christian. That's on par for a Christian. Yeah, so he married his niece. My cousin. And they're 33 years apart.
04:30:32
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And he made you stand for three days with no food or water Wait, why? Because you're pregnant No, because he accused me of saying something bad about him behind his back when I never did say it This is fucking wild I also had a gun pointed to my head I'm trying to think of some horrible shit that I can do to you, but it's already all been done
04:31:02
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ah I feel like this is the first time you've had normalcy in your life. what a night to my throat i if i told you anyone but molested by him he would kill me yeah that's i'm mache you guyst bother me god doesn't bother me Like this is the most normal thing you've ever had in your life. Yeah, basically. My life is nowhere near normal. Who would have thought this guy would have brought normalcy to somebody's fucking life? But I did. Pretty fucking outstanding.
04:31:32
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You should treat me better than you do. What are you talking about? Life could be a whole. I want to talk to you. Yeah, exactly. Life could be a whole hell of a lot worse. Point in case. Thanks, Dad. You're fucking welcome. Do you imagine getting raped by your brother and molested by your brother and.
04:31:56
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made to stand in one spot for three days when no food or water. or I started hallucinating. I literally saw a cat get catapulted over the roof and there was like rainbows coming out of its ass. What hell are you talking about? That's what I hallucinated when I did. Oh, Jesus Christ. I set it up for three days.
04:32:17
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but so and that My dad's an asshole. He came back to Ohio and left a great job and an awesome house and living in his dream home to come be with us kids. My dad is a fucking asshole because he sacrificed everything and he continues to pay for everything for me and my my siblings. I suck. She had a great. Eighty seven times. I'll do it. I'll never hear like listening to these fucking horror stories from Marty. Well, you missed out, man. Sorry. I had to take a phone call, bro. I don't even want to fucking repeat them, man. There was.
04:32:55
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There was violence and raping and it was just a lot going on in this is it like the Mexican horror stories Yeah, bro. Oh, dude. I know all about my I work with a bunch of foreigners. Trust me No, does no like her her life has been so bad that The first taste of normalcy is her living with us and that's not normal at all.
04:33:21
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Exactly. Why does it? Well, she is underage. Why doesn't she sit in and talk about her life? That'd make for a hell of a fucking podcast, right? Because we don't do Mexican can for Mexican. Oh, my God. but Shut your whore mouth. So yeah while you were on the Americans caring for Mexicans, bitch. Well, while you were on the show, we were actually doing that. She was over here just talking to her like all nonchalantly, like I make fun of my mom being and dead.
04:33:51
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Yeah, she she talks about it like it was everyday fucking life. I know that's funny. How'd that happen? I don't know. Life. This it was fucking hilarious earlier, bro. people been my life and college but I can't hear her. Oh, what's the only two people have been in her life since she was five. What? age Since I was five was my uncle and I love a bit. They both died. Not yet us.
04:34:21
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but now you got that can nightmare really cool I got to do an interview of my uncle before he passed away. You interviewed your uncle before he passed away? Yeah, I had to do it for a school project. I got to ask him, like, what's his greatest accomplishment in life? And he was like, it's the friends that I made and seeing that when I'm sick, but who's really there and who stays for me and everything? Living to be 28. Yeah. And eighteen October makes nine months since he's been dead.
04:34:50
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but that said like a day and a half and three b I'll be I'll be 23 on October 10th. Oh my god. You're such a liar. What do you mean? What do you mean for my for birthday? I asked you what you wanted and you said no. You asked me what I wanted. You said tell me you wanted to make authentic tamales. Next day, my dude, she can't fucking birthday she can't fucking cook.
04:35:15
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Tell her you wanted her to make up that dick tomorrow. My, my, my oldest daughter has to teach her how to cook. If that says anything, I don't know. Now, now hold on a second. Hold on a second. As I've said multiple times on this network, one of the greatest life skills that I ever learned, you know, my mom, I joke about her being dead. You learned how to cook. That's how I cook. My mom, ye my mom,
04:35:44
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she at a very young age i think i was like six or seven she started teaching me how to cook yep you can cook does it look like i know how to cook have you heard my voice are you fucking serious right now i've you fucking kids i like for the last 15 years of your fucking life i wasn't sorry i know you can fuck collaborat yes lin What is it that I'm talking to you like you're some kind of idiot? I'm about to throw a full beer can in at one of them. I'm telling you, bro. What the fuck? She's flicking your ear hole. No. the I swear to God, I'm going to jail. Bro, put two just reach out. Just real quick.
04:36:28
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anybody in there yeah usually should just thank you like murder was murder was was
04:36:56
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Y'all don't know nothing about Tootsie Roll. Don't even act like you know anything about Tootsie Roll. To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right. Cotton candy sweet and good. and Let me feed that Tootsie Woke. Is it good or is that cotton candy sweet and good? No, it's sweet and good. I'm an old school hip hop head, man. I know. I can rap. I can bust a rhyme. I can bust a rhyme. I can bust a cap in his ass.
04:37:26
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My mom's dead. you he's actually under his portion She's under the seat in my car. You can go talk to her if you want. to go call shoot She's in a Tupperware container. go down That's not the most awkward thing I've heard all day today, which after being on God with them idiots, it's really not the most awkward thing. She's like, this is my glass, got glass, Nikki. She's nicknamed my mom.
04:37:55
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but yeah my dead rabbit luna what ah deb robertt but to hell i don't know where that is she's upstairs in my room i pull her out and i show my the cat around this road rage roadde ra runda fuck is going on he anyway's freak i could free outle buzzy was he was there's a lot it's not freestyles She just said I could freestyle and recited a fucking poem that's not freestyle freestyle off the top of your head you big dummy dad I have freestyle it online once before. My God. No, no, I can't. I'm not in the mood to do it right now. You want to hear my rap? You're not in the mood. Fuzzy, wuzzy, wuzzy, wuzzy. Fuzzy, wuzzy, wuzzy, wuzzy. We already went through this. Oh, my God. Tell her to show up. Fuzzy, wuzzy, wuzzy. Tell her to go pick her head in the toilet and flush it herself.
04:38:43
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She needs to go put her head in the toilet and flush it her goddamn self. You need to get her any way out. Hold on. She's having an asthma attack. but What? She sounded as much. Actually, they hit her in here. When you were on the phone, this fucking goofy ex Mexican, I had I had two cans of water on the table that she decides to grab him and shake him up like she's fucking cute. What? and that That's when you point him at her and open him. I would sacrifice one for that. moroccos You want to be stupid? Fine. You're going to pay for it.
04:39:22
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I thought about I thought about hitting her with the fucking haymaker. I thought they were maracas. I was trying to dance. but She says she does Mexican karate, La Cucaracha. And maracas mixed up. Oh, I. she's inheriting come on I swear to God, if you don't build catapults, along road i'm listen to these two talk in the background, I think I'm losing brain cells.
04:39:48
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shoot do you and don't get weight like I thought boos killed brain cells and now I'm listening to those two in the background like i'll see um Rick I'll see you at 12 30 tomorrow i'm getting wrong telling you we need to at this point fuck here we go fun and had yeah on elon oh my goodness like How long are they going to stand there and judge you on a sweater? I'm telling her. Oh, you know how you get gray hairs in your beard. I have kids. Huh? You know how I got these racing stripes. Oh, go ahead, Snicky. 80 year old. Good answer. Well, we should do that.
04:40:35
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I don't think we should do that. Scaredy cats. No balls. She's relating. We'll see if Nicki answers. We can all Oh, my God. And I totally got a P and I'm going to miss this. Yeah, Nicki's like, I'm not answering that shit. He has no time for my bullshit today. Why is she grumpy? I got bamboozled by all. It is 21 to 10. Did she just say, hold on. Did she just say you got bamboozled instead of bamboozled? you You sleep on the couch tonight. Hold on a second. I was not. Oh, I got it. I know. I had a whole conversation for a minute ago. I got to switch my ear, but one sided. Well, that's because I'm deaf. You already got. What are you talking about? Austin. Oh, yeah. Austin bamboozled. You and I are going to sleep on the couch. Who? I'm not going to sleep on the couch. Also, I don't want to sleep with you, by the way. I'm not on that bed before anybody showed up. Get the fuck out of here. You didn't hear any of your birthday.
04:41:32
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Oh, what's my present? for I was going to bake you a cake. Yeah, we're going to bake you a cake. They're burn your house down. Rick, they're going to burn your house down. I shit you not on a daily basis. I threatened to go get a one bedroom apartment. Bro, I'm not. I don't doubt you. I don't blame you.
04:42:03
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and move out of here. I told Nikki, I said, I'm going to go get a I'm going to go get a one bedroom apartment. Y'all bitches can fucking live here. And as far as you take cash with you and he can sleep in the living room. Yeah. Yeah. I said, Mickey, you can come and visit whenever you want. You can't spend the night. You can't. You got to go home to the dumb girls, the girls that lack brain cells to survive. Hey, what are you going to get me for my birthday? When the fuck is your birthday? December 14th.
04:42:31
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and we lu i a but Tell her it's a loop. I'll match your gift fucking authentic tamale Honestly, I have no idea. I don't yeah talk to wouldn't show you speak Spanish we both rent arrows My present to you for your birthday is going to be my little performance from middle school all night because we're dancing. Oh, for fuck's sake. I've seen that already, though. We're dancing! We did dance last year. I had a video of you busting a move. Did your kid just say fuck? No, she said punk. Oh, I thought she said fuck. I was like, I was like, my kids play by the rules of if dad's drinking every 10 o'clock and cuss, but the F word and C word are off limits.
04:43:25
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I'm gonna hit her with a beer can right in the fucking head if she would drop the hip bomb on me Like you can say bitch shit ass, whatever you don't say fucking you don't take on She's not she's she's in the marching band and she's in choir. Are you still in choir?
04:43:38
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yeah girl play girl hat I'm going to tell her be like, I'm god. You call me. I'll be like, I'm god. You can assume my Yeah, pronouns girl again and I'm going to fight you. I fucking hate it here, Rick. I hate it here. I'm from Georgia. I'm loving it with you, Rick. Bro, it ain't no matter when my kid comes over. I have an app to translate this. Yeah, but I didn't give your kids life so I won't feel bad for punching them in the face. You're right. You're right.
04:44:11
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dont even Hold on, bro. I have an app to translate all of this. Your kids are going to go. Dad, your friend punched me in the face. He's like, well, he didn't give you life. So he he has no fucks to give. I have an app. Hold on. I got to find you. I can't believe you. You assume my gender. Don't. There you go, bro. I hate you on the snap of chats. I hate it here. I hate it here.
04:44:41
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oh as As Carmen says um the mike kaus show i hate it year look yeah typical fine you're literally hallucinating You're delusional she said I going ah Just say you an app to translate all the fucking slang I'm trying to save it I can save it if you can. There we go. I got it. All right. I'm going to run. I'm going to run and take a piss occupied. I've been doing that for like an hour. OK, well, I still got a tinkle. My stepdad is 55. I got a tinkle, too. All right. Well, then fucking put a video on the last video. hold on The last video you played. Who was that? That was Jules. That's my girl Jules. in Oh, my God. What a good fucking cover, dude.
04:45:35
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She did. we We talked about that one. Actually, let's go tinkle and then we'll talk about that week when we. Yeah, because that cover was fucking fire. Yeah. We'll be right back. We're going to take another break. We got to go take a potty break. And they're going to.
04:46:01
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I should have known better.
04:48:25
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Try it out tomorrow, eh? Ready for home?
04:49:22
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Yes, sir. A little Chase Matthews is kind of loud, baby. Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. Hit that bio dot.lake slash nonsensical network. Give us a follow everywhere. Give us a like, turn your notifications on. Give us a share, baby. Cause it's free. We got Rick in the building hanging out tonight. You guys know me. I am Glick. We are back. We had to go take a little tingly, tingly, tingly.
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04:49:53
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Goddamn kids. Rick, you're muted. Your mic's off. Did you just tell somebody to suck it like 37 times? Yep. The Mexican on my daughter. So weird. It is weird. It's funny that you call her the Mexican because I sent you the snap that I sent to my buddy Nick on Friday. Hold on. I sent you the snap that I sent to my buddy Nick on Friday, right? Yeah. Yeah. And so when you have that one friend or that black friend,
04:50:25
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Nice. yeah Here's the cotton fields. They're blooming. It's almost your time to shine. So today I was going out with him and he blew me off and I was like, bro, it's two o'clock in the afternoon. You haven't said nothing about getting together. Are you busy in the field or are we going to get together? All I got was fuck you polar bear. I got a water leak and a bad thermostat on my air conditioner.
04:50:54
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Well, I was like, wow, you had a rough day, bro. Mm. Flowser.
04:51:05
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Oh, I be biscuit is right here. I got a little biscuit in the background of my house that we don't care. Well, I got through you listening to limits. I got turbo on Sirius XM, which is the best of the 90s and 2000s rock.
04:51:22
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and they play a lot of it a lot of three days grace. Oh my God. So much three days grace. I keep forgetting that I have this fucking.
04:51:36
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Amazing cover of Michael Jackson's Billie Jean in in our catalog. We'll have that from time to time, but you'll have to forget from us. RIP Chris Cornell, bro.
04:51:51
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What a fucking legend, right? Absolute fucking legend. So here's a question for you. OK, go ahead. I'm sorry. ah That dude, I don't know if I don't know if you've seen it. I don't know if anybody else has seen it. But Chris Cornell did a concert and it's on YouTube. Hold on a second. And it's like four or five hours long. But it's all a goose. It's it's all a goose. So it's like that sitting that Kurt Cobain did with Nirvana.
04:52:21
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Yeah. the He did unplugged and it was like three and a half fucking hours. Yeah. Yeah. But this is this was like this was this was Chris Cornell when he was solo and he was doing Chris Cornell music, which Chris Cornell was. Again, RIP, man, a fucking honest to goodness legend. Fuck Kurt Cobain, first and foremost. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Hmm. Just because the girlfriend drove him to tow hook a shotgun. Don't say that.
04:52:51
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The greatest, the greatest, the greatest, the greatest thing he ever performed was click, click, boom. Incorrect. Who? Kurt Cobain? Yeah. Incorrect. Incorrect. No, absolutely 100 percent correct. His version of Lake on Fire. Yeah. Hands down. ah me I will say this. I will say this. I hate Nirvana. I hate their music. I can't stand Kurt Cobain. However, such a. fuck I watched. I watched. I watched the new Batman movie.
04:53:20
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when it first came out with the with the sparkly vampire douche who actually was surprisingly not bad as Batman. Robert Pattinson. Yeah, it's sparkly vampire douche. Yeah. and And in the beginning, when he's driving, when he's in the Batmobile and they're doing that Nirvana song, I haven't seen it, but OK, I'll take your word for it. You never watched the movie that I don't watch a lot of movies.
04:53:49
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You should say i don't watch a lot of TV if it's not if it's not sports, I don't watch a whole lot of TV. Yeah. you If you're a comic book fan or Batman, I do. Don't get me wrong. I love some DC and some Marvel movies. But if you should totally check it out if the kids here and it's not sports, odds are aside from like Yellowstone, Mayor of Kingstown and Tulsa King, I don't have much on my television. Two out of three.
04:54:19
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Great shows. Which one don't you like? I just said two out of the three. Which one don't you? Dude, you already openly admitted to not liking Kurt Cobain. You can't be any lower on the level of dumbass than you are. So which one don't you like? I i can't get in the Yellowstone. Oh, my God. You got to get past the episodes.
04:54:43
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episodes It's a lot. I know. No, no. I i i got to halfway through season two. I can't. I love rip. Don't get me wrong. I love rip. I love coster. You got to see for what it is, though. You got to see for that. That's real everyday life up there. Yeah. Corporations and corruption. Yeah.
04:55:06
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Yeah, I love Casey, the son of Jimmy, in by the way. yeah He is. He's actually you needed. That would be a great one for your Tuesday because but ah he's not so big as a musician that he wouldn't do it, though, as a musician. As a movie star maybe star that, yeah, he'd be like, Oh, yeah, I don't know what is a musician.
04:55:31
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I would be willing to give it a try. I mean, every sounds, every sounds is some pretty big names. I'm not going to lie. Um, yeah, I like, there's, there's characters that I like the old man, the old man. That's like the, the, the, the wish version of Sam Elliott. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. there's Yeah. Yeah. I like you to maneuver. It probably makes an appearance in that show, right? No diabetes guy.
04:56:00
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Yeah. Yeah, he appears in the four sixes. There's there's characters that I love. I just I saw I went I went two and a half seasons deep, but I'll tell you one character that I can all fucking stand and everybody fucking loves this character and I can't stand this character. God, I wish it would fucking die. Fucking Beth Dutton.
04:56:24
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Fucking bet. Beth Dutton. She is everything that a guy who has never been in a relationship with a crazy bitch wishes they could experience. But if you say any crazy bitches like you and I have, if you've been in a relationship with crazy bitches, you understand that's not that fucking cool. It's not that cool. Yes, it's not.
04:56:50
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Sleeping with one eye open is actually a terrifying fucking thing. And you will go months and months and months without a decent night's sleep. So that ladies in and
04:57:06
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it. No, like it's such a turn on. You're going to ruin any good man, any good man that is trying to talk to you. If you come at him like a Beth Dutton, like a fucking bitch, like a righteous, down right, raunchy, nasty ass. God damn. You really don't want a trailer park like a tornado just trying to ruin it. Yep. Yeah, I just. Yeah, I got to and I I'm I'm i'm so I'm not I'm not.
04:57:36
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I'm not sold out on Yellowstone. I still want to try. I still want to. I still want to try to watch it. ah i'm not I'm not completely. I'm not selling all stocks, Rick. I get it. They're not sold out yet. But Tulsa King. Awesome. I love it. Except here's my only problem with Tulsa King.
04:57:58
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and don't don't say what season two As Stallone continues to get older, it sounds more and more like he's trying to have a conversation with a bunch of marbles in his mouth. It becomes harder and harder to understand him. That's been Stallone his whole career. Tulsa King. I love it. Mayor mayor Kingston.
04:58:20
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two shows, Nikki and I watched together. We we love both shows. Uh, we haven't got into season two of Tulsa King yet because we're doing criminal minds and we're not on the new season of mayor a Kingston yet because we're on, which is crazy thing. Mayor Kingstown about Michigan, a suburb of Detroit shot in Pittsburgh. Isn't that weird?
04:58:47
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shot and filmed in Pittsburgh because no weird. I could we watch it. Nicki's like, I know right where that's at. I know where that is. You know what? You know, the funny part about all three of these shows, is they're all written in the exact same person. Yeah. what did do you So Tyler, Tyler, Taylor Sheridan, Taylor Sheridan, Taylor Sheridan. Yeah. All right. Glick. Hold on. I won $20 on my prize pick tonight.
04:59:15
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Okay. Dude, I need you. I need you to teach me. So, so here's the thing. I can get DraftKings Sportsbook here in Ohio. You can get DraftKings. You can get prize picks. So I need you to teach me how to do the parlays and the bets and stuff because I want to get into it, but I don't know. So you're going to help me right now. You are about to help me set tomorrow's prize pick.
04:59:44
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OK, because I got to do it now before the show tomorrow. OK, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. But you've got to teach me how to do it so that I can get on. It's super easy. You ready for this? So I'm going to go. I'm going to go with just the popular picks.
05:00:00
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Okay. Because I, I, I spent 10, I won 20. I'm still into it. I can spend this 20 and I'm not any worse than I was. Okay. Okay. Let's go. ah so i mean We go, because I know last week you said you were up like 500 grand total, my grand total, um, that I've, I've picked 10. I've picked, I don't know how many lineups, but I've won a total of $1,126 in the last four weeks.
05:00:30
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Cash that out. like and get Oh, yeah, it goes right into my bank account. I can catch this $20 out right now It'll be in my bank by the time I wake up nice. Okay, like nice so last weekend last weekend Let me see here what I did. Hold on. Let me pass lineups my winning lineups So I won $20 on this one um last weekend I did a pick of let me get down past my So I have a lot of five and $10 losses, which kind of adds up after time, but not equivalent to what I've won. Let me get down. Okay. Here's one of my winning. Here's one of my winning lineups I did for Saturday college football. Okay. So they had Khalil Mullings, the running back for Michigan. You should know that name.
05:01:23
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yeah I picked him to rush for more than 86.5 yards. So he needed to make a minimum of 87 yards for me to win that bet.
05:01:36
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he went 107, he went 107 yards. Okay. Yeah. So then I had, uh, but showal Tutton for Virginia tech, the running back, he needed to minimum 72.5. So 73 yards for me to win that bet. He went 141.
05:01:57
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Then I had Jalen Lane, the wide receiver for Virginia Tech. He needed to have a minimum 3.5 receptions, meaning he had to have four catches in the game to win. He had four catches even, right? Then I had Trey Harris, the wide receiver for Missouri.
05:02:19
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He needed to go a minimum 97.5 yards. So 98 yards receiving, receiving yards. He went 170. So I won that bet. Then last but not least, I had the wide receiver for Bama, Ryan Williams. I needed him to do at least 0.5. So minimum one touchdown, rushing or receiving.
05:02:46
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He got one touchdown. I won $425 on a $25 bet. Nice. So does that all make sense to you now how it works?
05:02:57
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Well, it's, it's, it's not, it's not, it's, it's, it's how to make the bets is what I don't understand. So here's what I've got for my popular. So I'm going to give you just my popular. so So let's, let's do bets for tomorrow night. Let's, let's, let me add my two cents for tomorrow. These are my most popular bets going on right now.
05:03:18
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One of the hottest bets out there, the hottest bet and 165.2,000 people have bet on this bet is Derek Henry against Cincinnati rushing minimum 85 yards more or less.
05:03:42
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Now I can give you his history. I can give you his last five game history. Yeah, let mean he went 199 against Buffalo. He went 151 against Dallas. He went 84 against Vegas, 46 against Kansas city, 153 against Jacksonville. His average yards over those last five games is 126.6. And the Ravens are coming up there. The Ravens are coming together.
05:04:13
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by how many yards um manyio is one point five So I need him to go more than 85 or less than 84 I would definitely say he's going to go over and Okay. So I'll pick, ill re we're we're going to do this together. I'm going to go more on that bet. Okay. What, did what were you thinking? So what were you thinking before? um I think I actually took him once on one of my other parlays. I picked him for Sunday. I picked him for more what on this weekend's game. I picked him for more already on one of my lineups. Okay. Yeah. I would, I would say i more against Cincinnati. I picked him for more. Yeah. So here's another one.
05:04:58
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Jaden Daniels, the hot quarterback for Washington right now against Cleveland. Now this should be a bet that you should know a lot about against Cleveland. Yes. Passing yards, passing only, not rushing, just passing yards, more or less than 207.5. So he's going to go 208 or 207.
05:05:25
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less. Do you think Cleveland's going to stop his passing game at less than 207 yards? Cleveland's defense has been good against the pass. Okay. you have been Oh shit. Yeah. See what I mean? Like this is where the betting comes to kind of fuck with you a little bit.
05:05:43
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You got to think about it. Jesus Christ. No, we can touch a different game. We got to get rid of that. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on one second. Colorado or California just got 27 to 10. Yeah, I'm watching this game. I have seven to 10. Yeah, they're fucking the brakes. They just intercepted them again. Yeah, they're beating the fucking brakes off of them. Yeah, Cleveland's been.
05:06:08
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So we can go to a different bet if you want to hold that. Let me think about that. So we can go. We'll go with this one. Sam Darnold against the Jets, Minnesota against the Jets. Remember, this is the Europe game. OK, you're over. 1.5 touchdowns. Oh, he's going to have to pet two touchdowns or one touchdown. OK, so we're going to go with more. We're going to go with more on that one. OK.
05:06:39
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Jefferson, Jefferson alone. ah Jefferson alone is going to account for two touchdowns at least. So here's the next one. Now we're going now we're really going to fuck with your head. Breece Hall for the Jets. OK. More or less than one touchdown.
05:07:01
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So I don't know how his last five games have gone. Yeah. last week, he didn't have a single touchdown against Denver, New England, Tennessee, San Francisco, and New England. Again of last year, he had one touchdown each.
05:07:19
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I don't have to touch that one. That's just another option on the on the table. So, so So if you go over, he has to have two touchdowns. and No, under he has to five, it's point five of a touchdown. So he has to have one touchdown to go over. I don't i don't think he's going to see the end zone against the Vikings. You don't think so. If I get the bite of Breeze Hall is so overrated. Okay. Hold on a second. Before I say this, let me, let me preference this with the jets. Breeze Hall is so fucking overrated.
05:07:57
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And he is a huge hype machine for the Jets with Brett Favre 2.0. And I like I want Gabe Wilson and Garrett. Garrett Wilson. Yeah. No. Yeah. No, man. I just. Yeah. No. So that's what's called i don't this. This bet is what's called a goblin bet. Now I'll show you. You see the little goblin face next to it. Yeah. Yeah. I literally only have the option.
05:08:26
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to go more. so I actually, I actually, yeah, he'll get one one william one against Minnesota. It'll, he'll get maybe one and it'll probably be in trash time. You think they'll keep it. Yeah. Because the jets are trash. Okay. So would you take that better? Would you pass on and go with something else? Something?
05:08:53
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ah Me, me personally, I would probably take that bet for at least one touch. So you think so. Okay. So here's one that fucked me a couple of weeks ago, Aaron Rogers, more or less 4.5 rushing yards.
05:09:15
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Oh, Oh yeah. I've heard about these. I've heard about these. So I took Rogers. I took Rogers that more than 4.5 and only rushed for two.
05:09:28
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They were talking about this a couple of weeks ago because so these are the bats that will totally fuck your whole lineup. Yeah, because because Baker had like two touchdowns and a bunch of running yards rushing yards in one game. Yeah. And then the very next day when they left quarterback. When they lost to Denver. Yeah. yeah
05:09:54
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He had like no rushing yards. yeah Yeah, man. I know again, that's not a bet that I have to touch, but that's an example of one that's currently going on. Yeah. but again I would say, I would oh my god i would say and constantly. I would say Aaron Rogers four and a half rushing yards. I think he'll get it. I took that a couple of weeks ago and he only got two, but because he's not a scrambling quarterback.
05:10:22
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He'll throw it away first. He'll throw it away. also think I also think it's going to be because I think Minnesota is going to, I think, and and and I'm going to go ahead and put this out there. So nobody thinks we're, nobody thinks we're being anything shady tomorrow. Uh, I reached out to the guys, uh, on Thursday. Yup. Hey guys, about the best, about the biggest tomorrow morning.
05:10:48
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Uh, totally forgot about the nine 30 game yeah Sunday. who Who, who do you guys got jets and Vikings cross the board? Everybody knows me. Y'all know week one, since week one, I've been riding the Viking strain week one. I've been down as Vikings. I do it with the Vikings and y'all talk shit to me in the Vikings one. I've been on that train. I'm the conductor and everybody's finally jumping on board.
05:11:13
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So the board for tomorrow for tomorrow on on unnecessary roughness, we all pick the Vikings. I'm going to say in trash time sack. I would I would I would take I would take the over on four and a half for Aaron Rodgers. Now, I'm not going to touch that one because he already fucked me on scramble yards once. I've never been on in rushing again. But so here's another one. Aaron Jones from Minnesota.
05:11:41
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right? They're running back. Are you ready for this? Yep. More or less than 66.5 yards rushing doing this year. I'll give you those last five. Hold on. I'll give you his last five. head I feel like Sam. Last week against Green Bay, 93 Houston, 102 San Francisco, 32 New York giants, 94.
05:12:14
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What's the, what, what, what is, what is the one 6.5 over or under.
05:12:22
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Oh God, Aaron Jones. I love you and you were my guy. And do you see how of this is? This can be really, yeah this shit will make your head fucking spin sometimes. i I've got so many more that I can go through right now. Like I've got jacob Josh Josh Jacobs with green Bay, the running back. Cause you know, Jordan love is her.
05:12:44
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more or less. Jordan loves playing more or less than sixty seven point five rushing yards. So you'd have to go sixty eight to go more or sixty seven to go less. Yeah. And Aaron Jones, I'm still stuck on that. Yeah, I could I i could I could see him getting a lead and in in Aaron Jones running it out, man. The manager keep in mind they're playing the ri the Rams.
05:13:13
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Yeah, the pack. the panwa target Minnesota's playing in the Jets. I don't know how they're run defenses.
05:13:24
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You know, but then here's another one. Nothing for the Jets is good. now Here's another one that'll completely fuck your mind. Shuba Hubbard for Carolina. All right. Carolina's been good since the red rocket came in. Right. They have their running redrocket a running back.
05:13:43
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more or less than 64.5 yards against Chicago. You're talking Chicago's defense. Less Chicago's defense is like number, the the defense is like number three in the league right now, despite their wind loss record, Chicago's defense is number three in the league. And I think they're like good D they're like number one or two against a run. So you want to take less on that one for sure. Would you, would you lock that one in ah Chicago, Carolina? ah ah hundred How, how many, how many 68 64.5?
05:14:26
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ah Yeah, I would probably go with the under on that one. Okay. We're putting it in Chicago, Chicago's defense Chicago as a whole is seriously underestimated and underrated. Okay. Don't let their win less. Don't, don't let their win loss record fool you. Chicago actually has, they have a young team. They have a solid team. Plus you have to remember Kellen, uh, uh, uh, what's his Kelly? Uh, yeah. The wider receiver, Kellen Moore is back tomorrow. Oh, no, no, no. That's not what I was thinking about. Not more. Uh, uh, what the hell is that? Why does she was named out of, uh, I don't even know.
05:15:07
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Los Angeles. What the hell is his name? So I have him in a lineup. we can We can go forward with the next one. We can talk about all this tomorrow. You ready for the next one? Here's another one to think on. Alvin Kamara. Who's been a fucking terror for New Orleans lately. There are more for New Orleans, his whole fucking career. So they're playing Kansas City tomorrow. OK, more.
05:15:36
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Oh no, they play Monday and I'm sorry. They play games the city Monday night more or less than 65.5 yards. What's his last spot? Do what? What's his last spot? Um, let's see here. I'll give you his last four because five goes into December of last year.
05:16:01
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His average right now is 81.4 yards a game in his last five. He's got 77 against Atlanta, 87 against Philly, 115 against Dallas, and 83 against Carolina. Hmm. Who are the teams playing them tomorrow? Kansas City on Monday night.
05:16:26
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Monday night. So would you go more or less 65.5 yards?
05:16:37
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Man, I would say more end of defenses, trash. Kansas as a whole is fucking trash. Let's be honest. Let's like a little let's be 100% honest with Kansas City. They're fucking wasn't for the officials. They wouldn't be winning games. Yeah, they're they're they're fucking trash. Their defense is trash. Their offense is trash. They have no rights. He's their number one receiver. Travis Kelsey. He's fucking garbage. He's impregnated transgender, voting for Kamala, the Ugandan destroyer for president because his girlfriend told him to.
05:17:14
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Uh, but thank God for the referees because that's why Kansas City will, will beat the Saints. But I went with your pick. I went with more. Yeah. So here's another one. Derek Henry more or less than 0.5 a touchdown. So either one touchdown or no touchdowns against Cincinnati. That's a green goblin bet. So that's supposed to be an easy pick bet.
05:17:43
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Yeah, I would say more. I think he's definitely going to get at least. So I'm not going to touch that one because it's a green goblin. But and that was just an example. So here's another one. um Let's see here. ah Lamar Jackson against Cincinnati. More or less than 209.5 passing yards.
05:18:11
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Lamar Jackson. So his last bunch of games have been 156 against Buffalo, 182 against Dallas, 247 against Vegas, and 273 against Kansas City. a More than 200. More than 200 than 9.5. If it was my money,
05:18:44
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That's again, we don't have to touch that one. We have other ones we can look at. You just say pass. Yeah. I was going to say, I would i would probably pass on that because it's so here. Miss was Cincinnati, man. kind and And that's fine. Yeah. So, yeah so and I would pass on that one. Andy Dalton, ready? The red rocket against Chicago.
05:19:10
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more or less than 217.5 yards. Oh, definitely less. 218 wins, 217 loses. Do you want to know his last bunch? I mean, he's had two games, but sure, why not? Against Cincinnati, 220. Against Vegas, 319.
05:19:40
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Seattle of last year in September 361.
05:19:46
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Okay. Okay. Okay. Now you're playing Chicago. Yeah. but as will do If you want, I've got so many bets here that I can look up and give you ideas on like there's a lot.
05:20:00
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And that's just in the popular bets. I have pass yards, rush yards, receiving yards, receptions, rushing passing touchdowns, fantasy score, passing touchdowns, field goals made, um passing yards combo. I've got so many options here, dude. I've got a number of sacks, number of pass attempts.
05:20:26
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Mm hmm. Like I've got past completions, interceptions. I got Sam Darnold choosing to be picked off at least one time or less. I got Caleb Williams one time or less on pick offs, which I almost took that one for more than one pick off for at least one. I could go. I would go less. I would go less.
05:20:49
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I would go less on Caleb more on Darnold. You think Caleb Williams is going to get picked off, is not going to get picked off at all against Carolina. I don't think you will. I don't think you will. Carolina, Carolina is an absolute. but So I've also got, I've also got that option with Joe Burrow, Josh Allen, CJ Stroud, Trevor Lawrence, Tyler Huntley. Joe Burrow's getting, Joe Burrow's probably getting picked off. josh e baltimore ah Yeah. You think Josh is picked up against Houston? He hasn't picked up yet this season. Josh is napping. He said to get the season. He has him, but I think it's coming. And don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong. As as an honorary member, and I'm going to go ahead and put it out there now. I don't know who's my folks. They're playing the Houston Texans. Houston Texans, they play against Stephon Diggs. Yeah. He said defense isn't that all all it's cracked? Yeah, I gotta catch hell tomorrow. I know I'm gonna catch hell tomorrow because I picked Buffalo and the o yeah yeah I'll give you the injury update tomorrow for Buffalo. Oh man You guys absolutely got Jesus Christ cow just scored another I know I'm watching this is amazing.
05:22:11
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Oh, let's go. I'm loving it. Dude, the top 10 this week took a fucking beating. Yeah, they did. Bro, parlays are getting fucked up all over the country right now. So I've got those are just some of the options that I've got. No, I can do it with just four picks, right? I could do just my four picks. And if I do the regular power play,
05:22:41
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it Pays me 11 times whatever I bet so if I bet $20 I can win 220 now But in order for that to go I got to get all four of them, right? Okay Next I could do what's called a flex pic Where I can get up to three, right? So if I get three, right?
05:23:05
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I get 1.5 times, but if I get all four, right, I only get seven times. Do you see what they did there? They gave me a lower, they gave me a lower max payout because they gave me a second option to win. Hmm. So we got four picks. I'm good with four picks. If you're good with four picks,
05:23:28
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Um, I'll go ahead and do that one. Well, I'll go. I can go. I mean, but I, listen, if I went to 120 bucks, I'll cash at me 50 bucks. You heard it right now. Hey, I, if I cash out a $220, we now cash at me 50 bucks. You won't hear me fucking complaining at all. Right? So on our four picks, we've got Derek Henry for more than 84 and a half yards. Okay.
05:23:57
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We've got Sam Donald for at least two touchdowns. We've got Chuba Hubbard for less than 64 yards. And we've got Alvin Kamara for more than 66 yards.
05:24:17
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I ain't mad at ah like it. Lock it in for 20 bucks for a win of $220. It is currently locking in. Wait for it. And there's the green across locked in. and I cannot adjust that at all. So that's tomorrow's deal. if He wins 50 bucks my way. If he loses.
05:24:40
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I lost 20 bucks. If I lose, I lose, you know, it happens like that. I'm not out any more than what I started with is what it boils down to. I didn't have to touch my bank account to put that $10 or that $20 bet in is how boils down. Please. That's the way I want to, I want to, I want to get in on the betting stuff.
05:25:08
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So if you want to try price picks, like I just gave you a crash course on how it works. If you're interested in trying price picks, I can't see. Oh Jesus. Number one ranking. Yeah. Right. rights Right. Everybody in America, outside of Alabama has become the biggest Vandy fans in the world. We all love Vandy.
05:25:39
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Yeah, like Vandy. I always made jokes that they sat on the **** and they held down the bench but man, let me tell you what. In fact, they pulled that out today. Oh, yeah. So, let's go **** Vandy, man. I love it. Oh, let's. Vandy, Vandy.
05:26:08
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There's so much going on on my facebook right now so much It's ridiculous actually Like a ridiculous amount So those are our bets so now you understand how price picks works, right I mean, I understand the betting. I just don't like, like it's, yeah, I'll have to, I'll have to download the app and see if I can use it and I'll look at it. If you're going to do it, tell me, and I'll go ahead and send you a link for it because I get, I get a $25 credit. And then what I'll do is when I get that $25 credit, when you place your first bet, I'll go ahead and I'll get with you and we'll bet that $25 together. And we'll split that one right down the middle.
05:27:09
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Yeah, yeah. let's do So I'm going to share you the link right now. It's going to come through to you and your snap. So when you do that, we'll share that link right down in the middle with you. I'll split that 25. Got it in the snap. Here we go.
05:27:40
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I may do that tomorrow. now i'll tell you the show i would I would literally, I would just, well, if you do it before we can place the bets on the show for my $25 credit. If you wait until after we have to wait till the late window, I won't be able to put it on. So, so you can do, here's the cool thing. If you watch the first half of a game and you can see trends, you could bet. If you do it during the first half, you can bet on the second half of that game.
05:28:11
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Oh, nice. Oh, yeah. So you can do almost borderline like real time bets. So you if you see something trending in the first step, like you see, say you saw for some reason, randomly, you saw Cleveland and they got their fucking running game going and they've got 140 yards in the first half.
05:28:32
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of rushing offense. You could look at the second half and be like, Oh yeah, they're going to stick with that fucking run game because it's getting them yards. You can bet on that particular running back in the second half to get X amount of yards, but you got to catch it before halftime or they close the bat. Gotcha. So, but if you see something in the first half or the first round of games and you want to bet for the four 15 or the eight o'clock game, you can.
05:29:02
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Okay. Cool. Cool. Cool. So, but I, when I first did it, I only started with $25.
05:29:16
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That's like me on went back in the day with a fan dual. I started with 10 and that $10 kept me going for like fucking eight years. Yeah. And then tracking the Jack things.
05:29:30
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DraftKings was the same way. Like yeah I never won like a substantial amount. Where's like, Oh, I'm going to cash this out, but I never put any more than $10 in there to start. And I would win enough to keep me going without having to put any more money in there. Yep. And that's the whole thing. Like I only cash out when I win enough. If it's anything less than 50, I typically don't cash it out.
05:29:59
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Nice. Yeah. I would love to get in on the gambling and and actually like be able to know like what the hell I'm doing.
05:30:11
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and oh Well, I just, altered I mean, I just gave you a, basically a crash course in how to, uh, and how to do prize fix. Yeah. Like you said, all, all.
05:30:27
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I bet link and I'll download it and then I'll look at it and be like, all right. Cause I was looking at drafting man. I was looking at the drafting sports book the other night, dude. I should she not at all look Chinese to me. Yeah.
05:30:41
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I mean, that all like so all price fixes, all price fixes, they don't do the plus 600 minus 1200. They don't do any of that crap. And that's why I like the price mix because there's none of that plus or minus shit. It's just over or under whatever the number is.
05:30:59
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Like that's why I, because like you said, it looked fucking Chinese. You get into that. Oh, you know, Buffalo's a plus 1200 favorite or plus 1200 underdog. I'm like, if you're a favorite, wouldn't you want to be plus and not minus? Yeah. And that's, yeah i don't want to saying anything ah yeah I don't understand the plus and minus and under understood. Hey, can you do me a favor?
05:31:27
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No. Can you? Yes, you can. Can you send me a link to the podcast right now? Like the link, not the link there for me to get in, but the link for people to come watch it. Can you send it to my phone, like my Snapchat?
05:31:44
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Uh, yeah, I'll send you the YouTube link. However you want to do it. I just, I said, I'll snap a little while ago and everybody's like, wait, you do a live stream again, because I haven't done any live streams since tick tock. You know that like live streams not been my thing since I quit doing tick tock. Yeah, there you go. All right. Well, copy the link. Well, 30 minutes left.
05:32:14
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Well, I mean we have as long as we fucking want, obviously. Well, we have 30 minutes left until I have to end this and then potentially start another one. However, I don't want to be late to my own show. Oh my goodness. Wait, why do you have to end this and start another one?
05:32:34
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You're the fucking boss, dude. You don't have to do anything. Well, the stream area has a limit on how long you can go. No, no, no, no, no. It's not streaming or streaming. I can go as long as I want. ah It's when I go to upload, if it's anything more than six hours. Oh, so anything after the six hour mark would be unedited and unscripted, unbroadcasted.
05:32:59
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Well, pretty much everything is. Unless you want to cut out the first like two hours with fucking Jeff who bailed and never came back. yeah There's your there's every super co-host. However, it's a lot of work to do that, but there's nothing saying, I feel like Jesus Christ. I think everybody went to fucking bet. I had to take that shot at Jeff because of our earlier conversations. Yeah. Super co-host. His internet went out and he never came back. Yeah. You can't tell me that the Mexican lost internet that long. You can't. So if somebody jumps in on YouTube or anything like that, does that show up in the chat window over here on the right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. chatting Yeah.
05:33:52
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Okay. I wasn't there. If they're, if they're chatting, it'll show up and then, yeah, you know, that the link that's in there, they can click that. They can tap on that link and they can actually come right into the studio. But, um, well, I don't know that all everybody come into the studio, but I might have people pop into watch. What sucks is I can't see how many people are actually watching. I think everybody done went to bed at my house. Does that surprise you?
05:34:22
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Yes. No. Yes. And no, probably wouldn't be a good i idea if I went extra long tonight, considering mom was off tomorrow. We got yeah, we got to do stuff around the house tomorrow. We wanted the kids want to do Halloween decorations. I got the show in the afternoon and all that jazz. If we did go, if we did do an after show, it might be like an hour.
05:34:49
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I just don't want to, I just don't want to oversleep. Well, yeah, I mean, yeah. Um, and actually in all honesty, I don't know. You're on your laptop, aren't you? Yep. I'm on my laptop and I have my phone working right in front of me too. And I have the TV on, which by the way is still 35 to 10, but Miami was in the red zone and then they got pushed back. Yeah. Um,
05:35:17
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So any time you're on the show or if you're if you're watching and you want to share it, let stop him. Bro, ah watch. They stopped him in like the half fucking yard line. Watch the replay.
05:35:36
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ah Not today's fun. broken i was like Oh, and that dude was not bigger than the guy that caught the ball. That was straight heart that stopped that motherfucker in his tracks. Yeah. Well, that and the five blue jerseys that were on top of him. but if he to push If he did Derek Henry dead, he made the end zone. Yeah. But now they got the first down.
05:36:05
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Yeah. And there they got it. Big deal. Yeah. 17 to 35. Come on now. Yeah. Anytime, anytime you're like watching or if you're, if you're live with us, if you go to the YouTube channel and, and click the share button, you can copy the link or you can actually share it straight to a Facebook, Instagram, uh, snap for my laptop. I have to do it for my phone.
05:36:35
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Yeah, yeah, go on your phone. I didn't actually share it out. to snap So you ask me, you tell me all the time. You're like, oh, the link is in the chat. How do I get to the fucking chat? That's what I go to the if you if you go to the if you go watch on YouTube. OK, the live chat that comes up. The link is in there. There was look on that one I never looked it up on YouTube. Yeah, so I can do that right now. And I don't think I'll lose my camera. Let me see here.
05:37:04
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to I'm going to do this real quick because then I can subscribe and save it and then I can find it next time. No problem. I am subscribed to the Facebook. I'm subscribed to the Facebook. Shut up. I don't do anything on YouTube, bro. you I don't do anything on YouTube. That's not my jam. I'm not a YouTube kid. I was around when it was invented, but that's it.
05:37:33
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You gotta be a YouTube kid, man. No way. Fuck you. You gotta to bring that. You gotta bring the YouTube game, bro. It's just not my thing.
05:37:47
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Well, you gotta be, man. Whether you're white, dude, I love YouTube, man. And there's only a handful of people that I actually subscribe to that I watch their content quite quite frequently but um I do it I get I do it man I get sucked into the rabbit holes on YouTube with the truth yeah I'm just not a YouTube kid by any means yeah that's just not my jam a it never has been you know like one when I'm on the shitter I'm watching YouTube
05:38:34
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So like right now, let's see here.
05:38:51
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I'm trying to figure some shit out here real quick. Hang on.
05:39:03
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Alright, let's see here.
05:39:09
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Alright, so, I have oh my god, I got Jesus Christ. So, if I go to your particular it's the nonsensical network right Yes. OK, which I'm there right now. OK, it does show that we are alive right now. So if I click that, it shows that I'm that it'll show the stream that we currently have right now. You're teaching me because I am not. I am the farthest thing from fucking tech savvy, bro. No joke.
05:39:57
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OK.
05:40:05
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OK, it makes sense now. So I am subscribed. Now I need to figure out how to turn on notifications for it, though. Hit the fucking bell, bro.
05:40:18
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It shows that I'm subscribed, bro. Oh, all notifications. There we go. Now we'll be notified every. Don't fucking talk to me like I'm stupid. I don't know these things. I'm not a tech guy. I'm a fucking truck driver. Yeah.
05:40:34
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Remember i stupid that means you're stupid. If you don't know you stupid. I hate you. like i literally like We're not even fucking me here's here's buffalo playing Who's Buffalo playing this week Houston Horns up, let's go Texans but Oh my God. i I'm not picking Buffalo tomorrow night. like That's fine. I don't remember. And you don't have to support them all the time. Just means you're I picked them last week. I picked them. like I did not. ah Let me let me just because it's Sunday, I can say this. I definitely did not see that game going the way that it did. But we had it nothing.
05:41:24
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going for us offensively. Yes. No saying. Even Josh couldn't scramble for yards.
05:41:38
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That's why I picked Buffalo. I was like, not even I can fuck this up. Apparently I can't. Yeah. Like that fucked me so bad last week. And James Cook had like no yards.
05:41:53
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like none. It fucked because I picked him. I think my over under last week. I hear I can tell you exactly what my fucking line was on him last week for James Cook. Hold on. I had him before.
05:42:11
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Oh, did I bet on James Cook last week? Yeah, I had him for more than 79 and a half yards, so more than 80 yards.
05:42:22
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He got 48 yards the whole game. which you all honestly should have been relatively easy Josh Allen, I had for more than 24 and a half yards rushing. When Buffalo struggling offensively, Josh Allen usually takes the fucking ball into his own hands and scrambles. He had 21 yards. That was it.
05:42:50
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Oh my God. Cal just ran it down inside the field goal line with two minutes in the third quarter. They're going to fucking spank the shit out of Miami. Like there's still a lot of time left in this ball game because it's only the third quarter. Yeah, but I don't think Miami is going to be able to do enough. Not with as well as counseling. Did you see Boise State put 62 points up against Utah State?
05:43:18
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62 to 32. That was a white quarterback that just ran for all those yards. just for you right right there wasn't the mar and That a cracker ass white boy.
05:43:35
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Like that was a cracker ass white boy that just ran for all them yards. Yeah, it was. Let's see how tonight current lineups are going.
05:43:47
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So I need cam ward for Oregon to get another fucking hundred yards. I just didn't work in playing right now. oh They're playing against, uh, or no, I'm sorry. I need a quarterback for Miami to get another a hundred yards. That's probably not going to happen. The rates are going off my life.
05:44:13
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Yeah. Jesus Christ. You're going, you're going to need something special in the fourth quarter. Wow. How is just doing the damn thing. I'm going to be watching Friday, the two part three. Okay. Hold on. I got, I got to step away for one second. I could grab a beer and then I want to ask you a question. So I will be right back. We are all on the edge of our seats.
05:44:43
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For the question that you're gonna ask us ask me Ladies and gentlemen, he said he has a question to ask me We are on the edge of our sheets I'm gonna watch Cal score this touchdown and then I'm gonna go ah For the last 15 minutes that we're live before we end the show and I go in there and get something to eat and i go to bed ah You know, you know how you know, you know how I know I got a good woman She does. How's that? and She she bought she bought a big ass bag of potatoes in preparation for tonight. What's tonight for potatoes? Oh, she knows when I or she knows she knows when I over hydrate and drink way too much water on a Saturday night that before I go to bed, I like to have two to three, maybe 17 baked potatoes. You really just randomly microwave baked potatoes?
05:45:41
Speaker
microwave air fry. I'm throwing them. Yeah. Yes. No, just when I ever hydrate, just when I, just when I ever hydrate on the fuck on back, the whole train, you're drunk ass. No, you you're over hydrated ass as a random snack eats baked potatoes. I love potatoes. Do what do you put on your baked potato?
05:46:12
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butter, sour cream, bacon, cheese, maybe a little ranch dressing.
05:46:21
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and I don't know, it just depends on depends on my mood. Sometimes I get into the fridge and I realize we've got green peppers and a bunch of other shit, and I throw that on there. But here's the thing. Hey, I love potatoes. I'll fucking love potatoes.
05:46:42
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mashed fried baked, however you cook them all grottin. I love potatoes, but here's also, and I get that but potatoes aren't really that great for you. Just so we're clear. I and i know i understand that, but on a Saturday night when I over hydrate and I drink way too much water, uh, are retained in a light heavyweight.
05:47:08
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Just so we're clear, they, they, they really, they really hit the spot and they soak up all that extra water. if You know what I mean? I mean, I get it.
05:47:20
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So then I can get up tomorrow. Do you really think you're going to get up on time tomorrow? ah Let's be honest. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm going to get up on time. and We're not nearly as shitty as we were the one night. That's for sure. Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm definitely not as over hydrated as I was before. I will be up tomorrow. I'm going to say so i eleven actually the first games at nine 30, buddy.
05:47:43
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Yeah, we're not getting up that early. We're not even starting to show that early. That's why I wouldn't start to show to that early i mean, I would have started if you wanted to start it earlier tomorrow, I would have because the first game is at nine 30. Yeah. No, that's why that's why I asked you guys. That's why I asked you guys for your picks Thursday.
05:48:05
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Nope. I'm going to set my alarm for a living. I'm going to get up. I want to take a shower. I'm going to get me something to eat. I'm going to have me a little Pepsi, a little Pepsi. You and your fucking. Yeah, that's me and my pops hey you maybe your pops. I need to have a. pop you drink You drink coffee. I do drink my coffee. and Well, my Pepsi and my Mountain Dew is my morning coffee.
05:48:33
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So I'm going to get up. I'm going to have that. I'm going to take a shower. I'm going to have that. I'm going to give me a little something to eat. We're going to be a rock and roll at noon.
05:48:42
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I, however, because I'm more responsible of an adult because I'm more responsible of an adult than you are. By the way, whenever I randomly knew I leaned too far forward and I catch this little thing right here on the front of the tree table that holds my phone or holds my laptop and it popped yeah was good because you're more old than i am yeah yeah you're on the dike not bigger your belly too do because I drink more beer than you do. However, again, I reiterate, I don't, I don't drink as much as I used to. I really don't. I really truly don't. Do you know what we need to do all night?
05:49:25
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and We need to shift gears from the beers and we need to have a night where we only drink high noons. Have you ever had a high noon? That's that. and That's that. Like they're a vodka base Seltzer. Oh my God. i'm go to get Let me tell you two things. Number one.
05:49:47
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You won't make, but you won't need a baked potato to redo your hydration. I promise because it's seltzer water with vodka. So you stay 1000% hydrated. I kid you. Their pineapple is fucking on point, bro. I don't like anything pineapple. Oh my God. He almost caught that fucking ball.
05:50:13
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They have pineapple. They have they have also the black cherry. They got watermelon. They got all sorts of fucking cool ass flavors. I will. I will say, oh, I will say Nicki's your person for that. She likes the bro tequila. If you had a pool, if you had a pool, let me tell you right now, I give you three knockdown drag out bang up drinks for poolside drinking. Number one being high noons.
05:50:44
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beer. No. Cause you get bloated on beer, especially in the heat. Number two, number two, you now you ready for this? Do you like lemonade? The beer that everybody, I do like lemonade. Okay. Chick-fil-a lemonade with spirit off strawberry vodka, strawberry lemonade sitting by the pool. My guy.
05:51:10
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You will crush a bottle of spirit off in a gallon of lemonade and not blink a fucking eye. And you'll be like, oh, my God, I'm so drunk. Ever ever since I got away from the full flavored diesel beer. And I and know everybody makes me like beer. I don't give a fuck.
05:51:28
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I'll still drink four hundred and seventy five light beers to your to fulfill the same alcohol content. It's just less carbs. The alcohol content doesn't change. can you go to light No, no. Yeah, it does. Light beer is a little bit less. But it was only one. five won Budweiser is five point. Oh, and Bud Light is four point eight. Yeah. Budweiser is five point. Oh, that is the American standard.
05:51:55
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i'll Allow the alcoholic to speak for a second oh Boy, I think I i think I'm Miller. I think I think my Miller light is four point Seven or eight. Yeah, maybe maybe a little less tell them but if youre but at the end of the day but at at the end of the day if I shrink 14 Miller lights and you drink three Budweiser. The math is not that fucking hard. And you got fat. They got fatter than us. Yeah. Yeah. They got away. They're like, I'm a big fat fatty. I drink all these Budweisers and I'm over here pushing Bud lights and Bush lattes like what? Yeah. Also, not only the bloated and all that bullshit, but also like hangers, man.
05:52:48
Speaker
That was the reasons I switched started as we got always drinking hangovers are a real fucking thing, dude. Like I used to be when I was when I was 24, 25, did I go to work shit house, not blink a fucking eye about going to work hammered now. I don't want to drink on Sunday because I'm like, I'm going to feel that shit on Monday at 100 degrees outside.
05:53:16
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I was I was a Budweiser guy up until two, four years ago. I love Budweiser. I drink the hell out of it. But man, the hangers I would wake up with, the headaches I would wake up. Oh, my God. They're funny and brutal. The completely wasted Sundays that I wake up laying around doing being a bump on a plugin log because you just want to die.
05:53:44
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i'll I'll drink my light beer. and Yeah. You know, and I can still get my buzz on. I can still have fun. I can still get drunk. I'll have them. That's like people talking to me about drinking. People should talk shit to me about drinking Bush latte. Okay. Big fucking meal. My alcohol alcohol. My alcohol. and You know what the difference between my Bush lights and your Miller lights are. I can start at 10 o'clock in the morning and drink till midnight. You can't. I can.
05:54:11
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You are not. I will be a thousand times more functional than you will. Promise. Yeah, you'd be surprised. You'd be surprised. I wouldn't because I seen you shit housed. I wouldn't. Hmm. I could definitely start drinking at 10 and be perfect. Perfectly functionable. My niece had to warn all her 23 and 24 year old friends when we were at her engagement party. She was like, don't get my Uncle Ricky started because they still call me Ricky because it's a family thing.
05:54:41
Speaker
So they're like, don't get my uncle Ricky started. And they're like, what do you mean? She's like, if he's got to step out of retirement, he's going to put you in sequential wine. Now drink all of you down at once. He's going to do one that he's going to do the next that he's going to do the next. Like I'm going to floor you team, you 20 year old kids, and I'm not going to blink a fucking eye until Wednesday when I'm coherent to function again.
05:55:06
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know You're also talking to a guy who did 27 and a half hours live on tiktok. And then was up the next day, did a bunch of shit and then went live that night for there's no way. And you were and you were there and you were there. Way I could do that long life. And he was there for the 27 hour long. Not all. And I was.
05:55:31
Speaker
No, but you were there for it. But you were there for it. And I was drinking Budweiser and Jack Daniels. Oh my God. I was I was drinking. Oh, so I guess we're doing that. You cheered your sink in the mud and you almost fell over sideways, huh? Nope. But I found the back of the patio.
05:55:56
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Oh, my God. No, like, dude, I used to think about I used to do. It was nothing for me to start drinking up Friday night and not finish till Sunday. Now I think about that. And I'm like, oh, why? Why would I waste so much time getting that fucking snocker? Oh, my God. He almost caught that fucking ball in the end zone on the free. night That's that's me like.
05:56:24
Speaker
Oh, you are like way ahead of me now. Watch this fucking air mail bomb. The armors caught in the end zone on a free play. He should have caught that. No, that's right. yeah That's be like that me. Like I just and ah Saturday nights is the only nights that I do anymore. Like and on Sundays, there's a lot of, there's a lot of times on Sundays where it's like,
05:56:53
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I'm watching football. I want to go have one. i and I want to have like three or four or whatever. It's just like, nah, I'm good. I'm out. Yeah. Like I'm sitting there watching a Bill's game even on a Monday night or a Sunday. And I'm like, you know, I should have a beer with my football game, but I really not. I just don't care. Like I'm, it's not that big deal for me right now. It's just, it's, it's just Saturdays and, and, and like,
05:57:20
Speaker
I don't do it like, you know, it's very rare that we, you know, we, we go out, but it's not like we go out to the bar or anything like that on a regular basis. And like, I know Nikki's been wanting to go watch football at a pizza shop here in town because they got supposedly they have like the best margarita or not margaritas, bloody Mary's around. And I'm like, well, let's.
05:57:46
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The only way that mark the only way a Bloody Mary works is if you go catch tomorrow's 930 game bloody Mary's your morning. Thanks is She drinks and oh, it don't matter Sunday hangover, whatever I drink I i go i don't like what he matters i think when i go on when I go on vacation with my family and they all make fun of me for it and I'm always up at six o'clock on vacation, usually because we're on the East coast and my hotel room faces the ocean. So I've got a great sunrise view. I love to get sunrise, right? As I've gotten older, I've learned to appreciate sunrises and sunsets more. I will say this as a guy who lived on the East coast for a decade and a guy who got up and went to work in the morning,
05:58:36
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honor where i yeah was I get it. Yeah. Like if I, if I go down, like if we go on vacation down to South Carolina, or we go down to Florida or whatever, wherever we go, we go somewhere on these guys. I'm like, I've seen this a million times. The sun's coming. Yeah, it's beautiful. I agree. But you know what's even more beautiful? The back of my fucking eyelids. Right. So I have so many pictures that come up on my memories of me.
05:59:04
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driving across a bridge or at the back of a hotel. or So that's but that's the thing. like That's the thing for me. Like, yeah, I see the sunrise in Georgia every fucking day. Don't get me wrong. But when I'm on vacation, we are literally the last time we went to Murder Beach. We were I was on the ninth floor, Oceanside balcony.
05:59:31
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Like you get a different kind of sunrise when you're high above oh yeah and your ocean side. So I would get up, I would set the coffee pot to go off at five 30 and I would get up and I would pour me a cup of coffee and I would go sit on the balcony and I would watch the sun come up and there was no noise around me. Occasionally you'd have some people that wanted to talk while ah they were watching the same thing. I would watch the guys come out and scrape down the beach.