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Speaker: Gotta play the next button.
Speaker: What the hell?
Speaker: Y 'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short. The box is full. My bottle of glue's topped off. from My helmet's on tight, baby. We about to riz them with a tism. Let's get with it. Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches. but What, baby?
Speaker: but it Smoke. ah so the people that Smoke weed every day.
Speaker: trying to figure out what's going on with the videos here. So yeah, you know, when I was trying to show you that, that wouldn't work fine. I literally had to click the intro. Yeah. I had to click. I had to click the intro clips and, and, and, and then when I was trying to do that blaze, when I had to hit that one three times, it kept dropping.
Speaker: Yeah, I actually, when I was trying to show you the promo I made earlier, it didn't show up on my side. I thought it was just my computer or my connection. But yeah, I think it's minor's got an issue today. It worked fine on my end. I seen it. But, yeah, that's weird. Even with the... But it's Saturday! Even with the interest, I'm like, you gotta hit the button, and I'm like, it's already fucking playing. Shut up.
Speaker: yeah Anyways, what's going on, everybody? It is Saturday. I would say long time, no see. However, um, uh, I pulled a fucking six hour ish live event last night between Glick's house of music and then, uh, the newest adventure, nonsensical gaming, which I was going to do a little bit of today, but unfortunately I got a little bit sidetracked and I only got on there to do my dailies. I was watching football and.
Speaker: I will get into the issue. I had to take care of this morning that I spent almost three hours on here in a little bit. And then I was watching football and yeah. So I was just like, shit, I didn't get on there to do any gaming today, but I will. And you could. I think from now on, when I get on there to the game, if ah even if I'm only on there for 10, 15 minutes, I might jump on Twitch just just because.
Speaker: just be cool. Pretty much what, which is. isn't it Yeah. i got let we ho Yeah. But anyway, Saturday night, I, yeah, I just, there's nobody really, there's nobody on there that I watch and people that I do watch on there. They also have YouTube channels and show. I guess I watch them on YouTube because there's no ads on YouTube yeah and ads. I mean, I understand what I do and I don't care.
Speaker: You know, like, I mean, I understand why Twitch does it. I don't give a fuck about that. And I'm not paying for anybody's, I'm not subscribing to anybody. So it's just, it's, it's, an it's annoying when you're watching somebody and I can watch them on YouTube and not have to worry about ads. So any anyway, it is Saturday night. What's going on everybody? Hopefully you're enjoying your weekend. It's rainy. It's wet everywhere. So why not hang out with us tonight, right here on nonsensical nonsense, a part of the nonsensical network. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're not already following us,
Speaker: Well, shame on you. Yeah, that's right. If you're not, shame on you. So are you saying, are you saying, are you saying we're a wop, a wet ass podcast? We are a wet ass podcast tonight. There you go. See? That's the reason why I'm inside. these jesus Yeah, it's just I get it. And and your connection is shit. You know, the weather, the weather affects,
Speaker: internet whether you like it or not. Nobody can tell me. I think all the issues so far tonight now I was having issues behind the scenes but all the other issues are coming from your end. I don't know if your laptop is or your computer's bogged down because you got too much stuff on it but if you're having issues it's on your end. I have nothing open like this. Everything's flying clean on mine. I have nothing open. For the time being. I might.
Speaker: Right. mean i being The only thing I have, the only thing I have open a stream yard and a Zincaster, but I don't have anything doing anything. Um, but nonetheless, like I said, if you're not following us on the social medias over at the nonsense of a network, well, then I'm on you because we're everywhere. Like Facebook, Instagram, X and tick tock shows are live Monday through Sunday.
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Speaker: bio .link slash nonsensical network. Not only are our links there for all the social media, but we also have the links there to our merch store. Yes, we have a merch store. We've been talking about it since we opened it. We've got all kinds of stuff in there. Go ahead and check it out. And if you guys want to buy something, we greatly appreciate it. If you want to show your support that way. And if you do pick something up, send us a picture. And if you don't mind, we'll throw it up on them socials and give you a shout out as our way to show a little bit of a appreciation to you guys spinning your Your hard -earned money on our amazing nonsensical swag. We got some cool shit on there, y 'all. I gotta give me an order. Well, as Blaze said the other day, and and I think we all should start using this, because we use spreadshots Spread Spread us on you.
Speaker: They're just some things. Go get our merch and spread us on you. Some things just don't ever have to be repeated. That was fun. I don't know if that's going to help our cause or hurt our cause. I'm jealous. is Yeah. I'm going to need you to go look up the definition of jealous.
Speaker: Do not use DOD's dictionary, though. ah Right? But but nonetheless, it says the exact same thing all the time. Yeah. ah But nonetheless, we are here. Blaze is a twat waffle. Yeah.
Speaker: Blaze don't even remember half the things Blaze says. Agreed. No, we are live. We are in full effect. We are on YouTube. We had a little minor feature hiccup last night.
Speaker: minor major hiccup last night because people don't listen to Glick around here. One day they'll learn, but until then. Oh my God. I knew you were going to say that. Until then we will be putting out fires as needed. We can just call us. We're like George Strait. I'm like George Strait. I'm the fire man. Putting out fires all over the town. Yeah. You you don't know cause you don't listen to good music. Basically it's a song about, uh, about, uh,
Speaker: basically it's a song about uh cheating ass housewives and husbands that leave them at home all hot and bothered and he's the fireman because he's going to go take care of business if you know what i mean a little a little spring of lingus if you know what i mean blaze
Speaker: But, uh, yeah, you had to be there, Jeff, sprinkling this. I guess there to be there, buddy. I think it was on an episode of men caring for men too. So yeah.
Speaker: But, um, any who, uh, shout out to my boys in blue, go blue, go Michigan. You squeaked one out today. You look like ass in the second half, but you won nonetheless. And that's all that matters. Just like in racing. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch.
Speaker: or a mile, winnings winning, and rubbing is racing. See, you know what? I secretly, I secretly think you're a Vin Diesel fan. Like, you secretly follow everything he does. Because you quote him all the time. You quote him all the time. The guy has like six lines in his entire career. I am Groot, and finally... I'm just...
Speaker: I always forget, ah you know, okay, I have an issue with the fact that he got you that much money to say I'm group. Yeah, like, because that could have been a lesser known person. Yeah, you you act like Vin Diesel has this wide range of acting abilities and skills and like this, like a very eclectic series of movies that he's done. I mean, the guy literally is The same in everything. It says the same. The only Vin Diesel movie that I've ever watched any time. I forgot the other line. is is that looks like what's What's that one? Rick. Keep what you kill. That's that's his other line. Oh, yeah, did yeah, yeah. really quick you know ri rid The Chronicles were good. They were all right. You know one Vin Diesel movie I did i did actually enjoy? it
Speaker: Um, but I forgot about one of his other lines that he says all the time 500.
Speaker: ever seen the knock around boys knock around guys. That's actually a good movie. I enjoy that movie. He's like, that's what it that's what I thought it took to be a, to be a tough guy. and So I got out there and I started working and I'm like, calm down. You went to the gym, calm down. Yeah. I, I, one, one of his movies that I actually really enjoyed was, uh, and I've watched it quite a few times. This is the last witch runner. I actually, that's good. I'm not mad at this.
Speaker: it's it's It's very... It's very... we it's It's very Constantine -ish. Yeah. Well, it's it's very... so So, like, if you've ever seen the Witcher series with Henry Cavill, I think you'd get a kick out of it. Because it's But it's also like that last Witch Hunter thing. Yeah, it's also Dungeons and Dragons type shit. It's that weird game of thorns shit that you're into.
Speaker: that's um that's uh no sir that's the cavalry and get it right but yes the cow so and i love that he did the did the be loading is i do that walking down the street when i go to the store i've just and people just look at me like what's that little dude doing i'm like don't worry about it i'm the cavalry yeah they're looking at you just but Yeah. they Yeah. There's a reason I got there. There's a crazy local gringo. Again, you're talking to yourself, probably.
Speaker: lowni he like low near I'm listening to the cavalry and soundtracks. You're mumbling like cavalry. Yeah.
Speaker: mumbling incoherently in english just locking him he's not funny he said he was so funny you know he's right he's not funny he's not right And I wonder why nobody ever talks to me. I think I just figured it out. I always tell you guys nobody ever calls me when I go to the store. I think I just find out why. They're like, that guy's fucking nuts. Your neighbors are like, who is good? Not like beat you up kind of way, but it's just weird. Your neighbors are like, who is this glit guy he's always talking about? Is that a voice in his head?
Speaker: Fucking like I know. Right. Fucking like that guy's a dick lives in my head. I have a tendency to do that to people, you know, all my, all my neighbors know it too. All my neighbors know. I, I, I gotta say, I gotta say a shout out to Jeeves last night. He was on Twitch DJ man. And I was on Twitch at the same time.
Speaker: Um playing call of duty, but I had I had jeeves on on my on my cell phone so I could watch him and whatnot uh and uh Still being in there to to to hang out in chit chat, man I was playing like ass though on call of duty because that motherfucker was playing great song science You couldn't kill yourself I was out, dude. I was s singing and dancing. I'm out there. I'm like, yeah, singing and dancing along. I'm like, shit, fucker. God damn it. but and He's he's blamed he blames the controller. You're one of those guys. Oh, I got a shitty controller. Oh.
Speaker: Oh, no, I don't. I owned it. I owned it 100 percent last night because I was thinking of the question. I have a question yeah then that everybody came to my side. I have no idea a couple of days.
Speaker: No, but because like, you know, they have that what is it, what is it the was it shift the the toggle shift or whatever it is. Yeah, the top where you're where it just slowly goes. There's a dude on you. Oh, he actually. oh cha up Okay, so you're talking about where the joysticks where you wear people like go on ah and the joystick trip. Yeah, so if you like joystick your your character just slowly moving This dude developed a way To fix that that is actually once once installed your controller will never drift again It'll never do it again. And he what he did is he the the same principle that is used in
Speaker: ah
Speaker: I can't remember what it's called. other other Other things that use that technology of using a joystick. Like, okay, so like if you have a backhoe and you use a joystick, that's not the technology uses. but But like if you use a joystick on the old style stand -up video games, they never drift.
Speaker: And the reason why is they use a magnet technology, not a toggle switch. It's it's literally it, and you know, and he actually developed a magnetic joystick for the PlayStation controller and Xbox controller. And you can buy them on his TikTok shop. Yeah. yeah i I was going to say my, when, when, when I bought my,
Speaker: My controller that I'm using now is off my Xbox one. And I've had that one for a long time and it's good, but the one that just came off my new Xbox, I had to start using my old Xbox controller because it started doing that. it And I mean, I only had it for a couple months and it started, you know, you'd be even like on Netflix, you would just be on and it would just scroll all the way to the top and then you couldn't move it. Yeah. So I was like, fuck, so I got to get a new.
Speaker: I got to get a new controller. So thankfully I had two controllers. So I gave cash, the wired one for his bedroom because the port on that thing is like 20 feet long. So he could just sit on his bed and still, you know, it's not, it's it's not stretched. We're in the living room. It would have been stretched out and I'd have to, you know, keep it. So, um, and then I have the cordless one in in the living room, but yeah, that I mean, I never had that. It was the first time I've ever had that issue with an Xbox controller was with that one.
Speaker: Well, I think xbox is a little bit better with it, but uh this guy the guy he developed it he it's it's not an easy fix a like you know the way he built it he shows how he built it and all this stuff and it's something that the makers of playstation and xbox could and shouldn't like buy the technology or or upgrade the technology to this but it's to to add it to like a new controller from PlayStation as they're building it, it would cost them like X amount of way too much money to switch over. And initially, your controller would be more expensive, but it would last you 10 times longer. Yeah, because they're not only charging 600 bucks for for a new system as it is, I'm sure they can afford to
Speaker: actually Actually, I found out something funny. um Xbox actually loses money when it comes to consoles. They make their money back with the with the game pass and and the purchasing of the games and stuff. That's why they make their money. They they technically lose money with consoles. Yet they will come out with a new one every year.
Speaker: that tell my wallet that for the $500 that I just spent on my Xbox X series or 600. I can't remember it was five or six. I don't remember how much it was, but yeah, it's tell my wallet that they're losing money. I'll tell you what, though, the game passes. If you if if you own it, if you own an Xbox, the game pass is worth its weight in gold, man. At the end of the day.
Speaker: because the amount of free games that you get with the game pass, not to mention you get the EA pass with it as well, which means you get all the EA games for free. um I haven't paid for Madden since I bought an Xbox and I won't, I'll wait until October, November, when the Madden 25 is free. And then I'll get it that way. Secondly, I'm going to college football and I do the same thing with like,
Speaker: ah UFC and then the the other great thing that they just did you can play the games on the cloud You don't even have to download them. You can play them on the cloud and it saves Everything so like like there's a game that I was playing. I think it's like it's not fallout. It's ah What's it called Just cause something like that. I don't know. There's like militias and shit like that and and I think it was five or six They did it they They, uh, they finally did the game and in the United States. So I started, they based it in the U S and it's about a cult. Um, and I started playing that and I don't play it all the time, but randomly I like to play it and because of the Xbox game pass and having it on the cloud. And I jumped right in there, hit it on the cloud and, uh, pick up right where I left off at the end of the day. I ain't even fucking mad at it. I recommend anybody who, uh,
Speaker: As an xbox if you don't already have the game pass man get the game pass stop wasting your money on On xbox gold at the end of the day It's a huge waste of money. I agree when it comes to game pass. Well, I Like for me i'm not like I don't play a bunch of games but like I would I would with with the game pass i'm assuming it's not just franchises that you can get free access to um Oh, no, dude. Yeah, there's there's like I I love the forza games. I've never played one. because Yeah forces on there All the all the forces on there um Everything you know, I always play in the
Speaker: I was playing, uh, I was old school. I went a little old school. It felt like a kid the other day. I was playing crash bandicoot. They got the full crash bandicoot series on there, uh, from, from back in the day on PlayStation. So I was playing crash bandicoot and I was going through there and that game was just as fucking frustrating today as it was then.
Speaker: It was still aggravating and frustrating, but I still, nonetheless, I was playing it. and I think I played it for about a half hour 45 minutes and I was like, all right, I'm gonna kill some people I'm done. I give up Jeff's having some issues with his laptop tonight. I don't know if it's if if it's his laptop or if it is his It's his if it's his interwebs, we're not sure but we'll get him back up here Maybe we'll get him back up here
Speaker: But, um, yeah, man, the game, they got, man, they got all the fallouts are around there. All the dooms are on there. Uh, yeah. Gears of war. Forza. Of course, all the EA games. There's, there's, there's a ton of fucking games on there. I can't even name them all. Um, but, uh, and most of them, most of them are, uh,
Speaker: I don't know, Blaze. Or, I mean, not Blaze. Peter, Piper. Yeah, I don't know. Jeff's having some issues. um Actually, what he's doing. Oh, wait. Maybe he's back. I am. For some reason, my internet is saying I have a shit connection. So I'm trying to play with my settings here. Just go ah restart your router. Go unplug your router and plug it back in. I might have to. um I might have to. I'll be right back.
Speaker: You were you were talking about forsza and Forza and forces on there on Xbox. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, that's that that would be the the one thing right there would Would get me to get it. But yeah, let me go ahead and restart my router. I'll be right back Good. Um, I could tell you guys about my adventures that I had this morning because that'll be ruining So a few days ago, I realized that there was some water in my closet and know what was going on. It was getting a little, started getting a little wet out here under my desk as well. And so I got up this morning and went up to the gas station right quick. I had to pick up a couple things and came home. Nikki went to work and I decided to get into the closet and tear it apart, pulled everything out of the fucking closet. The floor was fucking saturated, soaking wet. It was like,
Speaker: and like it was squishy, but there was so much water in there. I don't know where it came from. We got to wait until Monday to put in a work order, though. So I got everything cleaned out of there, cleared out of there and got my old got the old carpet shampoo around, just started sucking up water. I spent like three hours in this fucking closet, not here by my desk, soaking up water and sucking up water and everything else. Got it somewhat dry enough so I could get down and, you know,
Speaker: I live in like a townhouse condo, whatever you want to call it. So like our bathroom backs, our bathtub backs right up to the closet, like where the faucet and everything is. So a lot of times in houses and stuff where that's the issue or where that's the case, they, they cut out a, they cut out like a, so like a square, like a viewing box, so to say. So then if you need to replace the plumbing or faucet or whatever, you can get in there and work.
Speaker: I pull this little panel off and I get it in there and I'm checking everything. Everything's good. Everything's tight. It's dry as a bone under there, too. I mean, it's just dry as can be. So it's it's got to be coming from one of my neighbors. So I spent a good chunk of the fucking morning just sucking water about it. There was so much fucking water in there that I did. There was some shit on the floor that I'm hoping I can wash it a couple of times and get the funk out of it because a couple of blankets and stuff like that. Uh, nothing major. You know, if I have to throw them away, I'll, I'll have to throw them away. But nonetheless, it's like, God damn it. This is not how I want to spend my Saturday morning in any way, shape or form. This is not what I planned on doing on Saturday. But nonetheless, it's what I did on Saturday morning before I watched college football. So I got my, uh,
Speaker: I got my little, uh, a little JBL Bluetooth speaker out and, uh, put on college game day and went to work. So I still can listen to game day and everything like that. And then of course I was in there for about the first quarter, maybe quarter and a half of the Michigan game still working.
Speaker: came out and I was like, fucking, I'm done. I'm not doing shit the rest of the day. I'm gonna watch college football. Fuck this bullshit. This is not how, this is not how I intended to spend my fucking Saturday morning. I was gonna get up, go watch game day, make some breakfast, watch some college football, play some call of duty, but then I was just over it, done and I'm over it, and just wanted to move on. But, unfortunately for the year,
Speaker: property manager, uh, and the maintenance guy, they're going to have to figure out where it's coming from, which neighbor it's coming from. And then they're going to have to get the company like surf bro or something like that to come out here and actually get all the moisture out of there and the moisture in the walls and and do whatever it is they need to do to repair ship. Now that's going to suck, but there you go. Be on me at the end of the day. I don't know where the hell it's coming from. It's not coming from us. I do know that much.
Speaker: Um, I just don't, I mean, I, I do actually, I do have proper stuff at work that I can use to get all the moisture and shit out of there. But I'm not, I'm not fucking with the walls or anything like that. I want them to come in and check and make sure there's no fucking mold or anything at the end of the day. Oh, there's mold. You got to move us into a new apartment or whatever.
Speaker: or we just won't pay rent for the next couple of months and don't just move out. Deal deal. All right. Cool. Then you guys could take your sweet time, but it is Saturday night. Jeff is not here. Usually we do a little banter in the beginning. Do a little bit of this, a little bit of that. What the fuck is pumped in I don't know. Hey, what's up, man? Oh, no. How are y 'all doing? You want to see my fucking clothes hanging up in the back and shit? We're still.
Speaker: What are this bomb with his clothes hanging up in the background? It is Saturday night. It is the open door challenge. The link is in the chat. Y 'all, if you want to come up and hang out with us, you are welcome to come up and hang out with us.
Speaker: um Link is not in the chat on rumble, but it is on YouTube, Facebook and Twitch. All you guys got to do is click that link. And remember, if there's a wiener on that monitor, I swear to God's do. better We don't want to see your wiener and we don't want to see your butthole better.
Speaker: We have double blaze. I'll leave that one down there. That's just for my share, my screen sharing. Yeah. mr van depaz with the screen share and i have two computers i'm super important It just makes it easier.
Speaker: but I had enough fucking shit for rude people today. he I told you Jeff, that Blaze guy is a real twat waffle. i
Speaker: I think I picked my router. I also, so the other day I was playing around with a couple of different softwares. And I downloaded... Did you want upgrade? Yeah, I upgraded to a couple of softwares, but um mainly for work stuff. But i I got one that I was like, yeah, I'm not going to use this. And I thought I and uninstalled it, but I didn't. So I just uninstalled it and it seems to fix the issue I had.
Speaker: Oh, I was going to say, did you upgrade from a gerbil to a hamster? Oh, no. It works out. That's not what I meant to do.
Speaker: But yeah, I think I'm good now. I'll do that. Where was I just at? Here we go. That's where I was just at. And now.
Speaker: And now the link is on rumble for anybody watching this on rumble. The link is there. It is Saturday night. It is the open door challenge. Anybody and everybody is welcome to join us. We just don't want to see you not you don't want to see your butt hole. Maybe I loaded in a weird spot. You too.
Speaker: Facebook. I'm just saying I didn't see Twitch on my end. Like I said, maybe I came in. yeah we Maybe it's just the fact that you're always wrong. I find that very hard to believe. Yeah, it's because you're delusional.
Speaker: but i you know What was it? So I forgot what it was don't I don't hurt yourself Jeff Jesus Christ There was something I was thinking of I was talking I was I had a subject I wanted to bring up today, but I can't remember what was for the life me It's gonna drive me nuts watching somebody get interrupted by ads Agreed that's horrible. I Don't want to watch I don't want to go to your website when I'm on a website and watch porn. I
Speaker: yeah You guys want to hear some guy ranting and raving at Pizza Hut over a paycheck? works on Pizza So I was door dashing today and one of my stops was a pickup from Pizza Hut and I'm sitting there while I go in there and this guy has a chair pulled to the center of the store sitting there.
Speaker: No employees are around. I'm like, well, this is weird. So I sit down in another chair up against the wall at the table. The chair was that I'm sitting there waiting. to Well, the the manager of the store comes up a lady and he gets up and just starts going off on her. Apparently he was ah he was a manager there that was fired and his paychecks been late. And he was not happy. They needed to call it. She needed to call him the cops made. He was pretty fucking loud.
Speaker: Mean as fuck. Anyway, so I pay the man. So I started we say just pay the guy. So I said, did you really? I did because I was I was worried he was going to go unhinged, like get violent, like physically violent. And I wanted to make sure there was some sort of evidence, man. It wasn't me. I just I just protected myself. but she Yeah. Well, and then I say.
Speaker: the Play that beautiful bean footage. OK. Let's try this I guess I got to see. Yeah, yeah. I mean, male Karen, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: Were you going to karate fight in place? I wouldn't know. We couldn't open pizza. Pizza. As we can. That's what I named it. Check your internet connection.
Speaker: It's it's like send it to send it to me. I just I just downloaded it off WhatsApp because the lady asked me if I had said dreamyard inception. Yeah. get Give me one. So they shares an entire screen. Yeah. Well, man, please, I hope you don't have anything in there. You don't want anybody to see. Goddamn floors look like crap. You guys, mom, I bet you guys don't even mom and I do it.
Speaker: He's quiet for a little bit. You got time to lean. You got time to clean. I have to deal with the same fucking shit. And if I have to deal with it and got fired over it, so are you.
Speaker: The floors look like shit. I thought he was talking about the way the floor was laid out. Stormy Pete or Nash.
Speaker: He's waiting on a fucking paycheck too. He was talking to me at that point. like It would have been so great if you were like, don't rope me into your bullshit. Oh, I do. I do. See, this is the problem. You guys don't realize who I am. You guys don't understand. Oh, he hit him with the line. God damn part of the country.
Speaker: Whatever the fuck that means. Right?
Speaker: You have no idea who I am. I can just start taking shoulders out of the fucking fridge if I'm not going to get my money. I'll give my money one way or a fucking dollar. You don't call it. Listen to him. I mean, I can just start taking shoulders out of the fucking fridge if I'm not going to get my money. I'll give my money one way or a fucking dollar. You don't call it. There's a lot of photos outside the store. I don't give a fuck what you want. Then it just shows I'm his manager. You're waiting. I'm just kind of waiting. Yep. He's waiting. He ain't done yet.
Speaker: You can be called next.
Speaker: I'm sorry, sir, that you have to deal with this. I know you have nothing to do with it. I'm just not involved. I know. You should have gave me, ain't my monkey, ain't my circus, man. That you guys helped from the very beginning. I was told three different times it'll be here yesterday. and it a't been
Speaker: Because she's in charge of the mail. Yeah. Yeah. You need go. Scream at me all you want. Post office. By all means, call the police police's department. Not being a violent person, I want to know where my fucking money is.
Speaker: my asked him to leave one Mind you, she had already asked him to leave once. Before you started recording, right? Actually, I think I got it on another recording. I got like the first few seconds that yeah, but this is like the bulk of it.
Speaker: I mean, in all honesty, he's really not being that bad. I mean, he's all belligerent about it. Yeah. No, I know there for a moment. I thought he was dude. Yeah. Cause well, I mean, there's a lot of moments of silence.
Speaker: yeah Yeah, there's a lot of moments of silence with you. I can't believe you use the line. Do you know who I am? that greatest so special and a It have been it would have been great if somebody for the back would have be like, yeah, the guy we fired.
Speaker: And I say this, being did be the dude's like used to work at McDonald's, used to work at Pizza Hut, got fired and he's over there like, do you know who I am? Like, who the fuck are you? No, you work at Pizza Hut. Nobody knows who you are. You know, he was fired for Pizza Hut.
Speaker: I mean, I don't blame the guy for being pissed because I've been there before. You know, I left a company and they were playing with my money. and And I had to, I had to go in and I went in com cool collective and the manager got loud with me. And then I was like, all right, we're getting louder with each other. Let's fucking get loud. And, you know, of course, of course what they threatened to call the cops, it went a lot differently because I said, it's going to be real hard for you to call the cops when I shatter every bone in your fucking hand. But nevertheless,
Speaker: And the rest of the day I walked out of there with my with my money they owed me. That was the beginning of my day. The end of my freaking DoorDash escapade today was falling down some wet steps leaving somebody's fucking front porch. It was so fucking slick. They had that green algae shit on it.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You should have sued them. You should have laid out there. They were like, I'm going to sue you. I laid down there. I was there for my money. I was there for a second. Dude, and when I when my when my back hit the step, dude, I was like, oh, you know, what's up, Chris? After you got back up, go up and ask him if they had a ring doorbell so we could actually have the footage of you falling. That would have been worth it.
Speaker: that would have like I'm not mad or anything because you know I wouldn't exactly one those like like exactly what does video like the kids and I watch all these you know ah try not to laugh videos. And it's 90 % of them are are delivery people or people leaving their house and their ring doorbell camera fall catches them falling down the fucking stairs to the point where if I see a security footage of somebody leaving a fucking building, I'm like, he's gonna fall. He's gonna fall. I'm calling now. And then when it doesn't happen, I'm disappointed. Well, let's let's hope let's hope those people do have one. They download it and and and it goes by and we can all see it. There's... There's a yeah look at that fat stairs.
Speaker: but do but yeah have
Speaker: There's a there um there's a redit tree in the onil videos yeah there's ah there's a Reddit channel that I watched from time to time. It's called maybe maybe maybe And it'll it'll be like somebody somebody on the ladder that's like on the top rung, stretched out, stretched out, stretched out. It's like, are they gonna maybe they'll fall, maybe they'll fall. Of course, yeah there's no payoff. But nonetheless, it's still, it's like, why am I in this fucking rabbit hole? Why am I watching 30 videos of somebody potentially offing themselves accidentally? And I can't stop watching it.
Speaker: Well, no, I saw, so the kids and I were watching one last night. And this is like a nightly routine. The kids and I do this right before we go to bed. ah and And this guy is up on a ladder. He's got to be a story and a half high. He falls off the ladder and does a John Wick roll into like, I swear this guy should have been yelling parkour the entire time. And then stands up and then looks around and he's like, I'm okay.
Speaker: to his neighbor down the road. His neighbor's like, you hear his neighbor very faintly, you all right? He's like, I'm all right. And then walks it off. But inside, you know, he hit himself because he fell so far. My fall was not graceful. I say it was a wooden porch, wooden stairs. It was about seven steps. it i I started falling on the second one down and I hit probably the third one.
Speaker: on the way down. So I seriously right now that footage. I'm going to find that footage and I might add like the Mario. you do You know, you buy that you get that Mario. but do do do do do do And then I'm going to get the little dog from Duck Hunt. Oh, as soon as my as soon as I felt my foot slip, I was like, here we go. Old man falling. But yeah.
Speaker: I used to, uh, those videos, I can't help it. I lose it. I was, uh, taking, I took an order up to Dennison college in Granville and a lot of those houses in Dennison are up on the hill and then you, you've got to go down, like, us like down a set of stairs or whatever to, to get to the house and and they were just a sheet of ice. So I stepped off to the side in the grass and I just kind of did like a ski down thing. And I had the bag up in my hand and I just slid right down to the door. And of course there's a bunch of college dudes and they're like, yeah, let's go. likere like We thought you were going to bust your head. Cause they're like sitting on the porch drinking. I was like, all right, you guys want to come get this? They're like, Nope. I was like, thanks.
Speaker: So, I started on the step always started to slip a little bit and I was like, **** this, man. I'm going to bust my **** on these stairs and they're concrete stairs. So, I was like, so step off to the side on this hill and just kind of slide down and they're like, you're going to bust your **** and I just slide down right up to the porch. Here's your food and then of course, they're all drunk and **** and they're like, yeah, let's go. However, when I was going back up the hill, I did, I did have to basically army crawl up this hill because it was so slippery.
Speaker: right And my boots that I wear, my boots have no traction. They're just, they're just straight. Right. Like soul, man. There's no track. So I had to like basically army crawl. So I've never, I'm only busting my ass one time door dashing and I delivered to this old fucking trailer one night. It was really sketchy. Like this is one of those times, but maybe the only time where it was like, I'm thankful I have my gun on me and I'm walking up and I'm like,
Speaker: I already got my hand on my, you know, just in case because it was, dude, it was a sketchy ass trailer in the middle of nowhere, right? And there was like one light on and I was like, oh shit. Like I'm about to get and kidnapped and raped and everything. I've had, I've had, it I've had a couple of those, some really sketchy goblins out in the fucking boonies. Yeah. And I start to get, like I,
Speaker: As I'm starting to get climbed the stairs, they got like the four or five stairs up to the door. s Sweetest old lady comes out. She goes B and about times she, that's all she got out. And I went right through the fucking. by the time carefully you data Yeah. what's up ray's the and but in Like a jackass. She's like, Oh my God, sweetie. Are you okay? you Okay. We've been meaning to get that fixed.
Speaker: I was trying to get out of here. She didn't come up the stairs. Then her husband come out and he's like, all right, boy, let me help you up. And I'm like, I'm good. I'll get myself up because I'm still a little hesitant. It seems like it seems like this whole getting booted off shit's fucking contagious. Yeah. I was like, I still don't know if I'm going to get kidnapped in great tonight. So I'll get myself out of this predicament. What's going on? Geez. Oh shit. For real.
Speaker: One whole day, huh? We had a week. What the hell is a DJ program? Yeah. Is that where you're allowed? Apparently, I guess. I better check to make sure I'm part of the podcasting program and part of the gaming program, apparently, which is we only want whores and nerds on here.
Speaker: Oh, I pissed this fucking chick off at KFC today. She was an employee. I'm sitting there. I had already waited 10 minutes for this freaking order. And she, ah the food's out of your, huh?
Speaker: i Oh, sorry. you' always watching on You're good, Connor. Anyway, she, she grabs, she grabs the two empty cups and she, uh, she waves, waves at me. She's like, Hey, you want to fill these up? right We have no ice. We have no ice back here. I'm like, I deliver the food. I don't, that's not my job.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what I did. She did not like that. Well, anyway, she was so lazy, she would not walk around from that fucking counter after she got in and babysitting her own kids in the fucking dining room, and they were still in there screaming their heads off. And so the customer got two drinks with no ice.
Speaker: Oh, well. Yeah. If you wanted to work at KFC, you would have applied at KFC, you know, that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was just weird. I'm like, what do you mean? I'm like, I'm not here for that. um I'm here to play on my phone while waiting. That's all I'm here for. Anyway. Yeah. How much how much is the studio? How much is how much is the DJ? Well, he said that 50 percent of your earnings go towards the musicians.
Speaker: Yeah, he said it's hot. Amen. Yeah, but you but I thought you have to pay them. No, it it says your he says your earnings. 50 % of your earnings goes to to the musicians. Am I high yet? A little bit. i did I did get a little bit of nature's pain relief after falling down those stairs. So a little bit. I'd much rather be old than be a bitch, Connor.
Speaker: Yeah, because I don't want comment. If the books this I'm going, I'm getting drunk at the wind. I'm getting drunk and high. Why don't you get drunk and high either or? Yeah, I was going to say, I mean, sorry, boy. The guy said, sorry, that he's not here. Like he's it's it's like I told my kids the other day, go big or go home. that Do both. Yeah, go big or go home. Stop being a pussy.
Speaker: You're gonna be a bitch and a pussy. Stay on the porch. Stay on the board sitting down the porch with your with your Nazi cat Adolf Hitler. Did did um Brian do Brian send you guys a snap today? Brian who? No.
Speaker: uh here out here out here i'll share it in the thing it is so fucking hilarious um and if you want to play it in actually jeff i don't have a doubt brian from talking shit oh um he messaged me the other day about the um rip killer rip Here, I'm gonna share this in our Snap group. If one... I don't know how to download stuff off of Snap, but if you want to play that in here, it's fucking hilarious. It's hilarious. Blake, you know how to download that stuff because I don't. Oh, you know what? You know what? I have... I have Snapchat actually on this laptop, so I can just share it with you. Yeah, I was gonna say you should be able to play it. Yeah, let me do that. I'm trying to find this video. I found a video. Bill sent me this today.
Speaker: And this is, this is for all, this is all for, for those, for those people out there that like to, uh, to drink. This is a, uh, a drink you guys can make. Hold on. Let me share the screen. No pause. Pause motherfucker pause motherfucker pause. Um, where is my window? There we go.
Speaker: Ouch. in section. I saw a video the other day and I got I got I saved it but I got to find it. I got to show you guys because we were talking about falling and okay. This chick. fall the most brutal
Speaker: kill the music before we get yeah enough problems I think about that. Fuck. God damn you, YouTube. But it looks fucking that that sounds absolutely disgusting. That's when I first saw it, dude, I was like, oh, this this actually made me sick to my stomach a little bit.
Speaker: Yeah. Oof. Yeah, no, it's, uh, no, I found this like an on video the other day. Disgusting shot. Oh, I haven't opened up my Instagram in a while. You're talking about falls yeah and this chick falls in such a way it is the most brutal fall I've ever seen.
Speaker: But somewhat funny, I'm trying to find it right now. I have to go back through my watch history on TikTok. And as soon as I find it, I will save it and send it to you guys. Because I saw this and I was like, damn, that just looks like it hurt. But it's also funny. She's on a paddle board. You know those stand up paddle boards? She's on one of those and she's coming up to the dock. And she goes to step off the paddle board onto the dock, but misses the dock.
Speaker: egg with her foot is the only thing that misses the dock and it's brutal and right then she kept she then she she eats it so bad and then she cuts the video and then she stands on the dock as soon as I find it then she cuts the video and she's back on the dock and she's like well now that she's gone I was like damn you just called yourself out but it's like it's into my watch history I didn't think about it till we just talked about you falling so I have to scroll back to my watch history to find it but oh man stop talking about it and fucking me about it already Jesus Christ as soon as I find it as soon as I find it
Speaker: This is going to be a huge letdown, just so everybody knows this is going to be, this is, Blaise and I are just going to go. Yeah. Wow. yeah and it it Let us all down.
Speaker: man You have failed us, Jeffrey. Smoke weed every day.
Speaker: We go. Oh, he's muted. I was like, what happened? I can't hear as we are locked up. He muted. He muted himself. He muted. God, I wish he would mute himself permanently. I wish fucking kids came with mute buttons. They do. It's called duct tape.
Speaker: here so awesome That's so automatic. Duct tape is silver but silence is golden. This is true. Yes. This is true. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. It's it's it's it's it's called Nyco Blaze. Jeff silence is golden.
Speaker: In other words, shut the fuck up, Jeff. All right. All right, Chad, I got a joke for you. He doesn't he doesn't. Now I forgot to. Oh, when does it when does the joke become a dad joke? When it's apparent.
Speaker: fucking don hate blazing i hate both than you I hate both of you. I hate both of you because you said it and this asshole laughed at it and now he's going to go now. Now this asshole above you is going to go on a tangent for the next hour. Looking up dad jokes on Google and telling us that for the next fucking hour, man.
Speaker: When it's apparent here, APP, yeah, when it's a parent. When it's a parent.
Speaker: I should get a picture and show everybody our Halloween costume for the the glow party. Jeff, do you still have those in the brand? why'm Speaking of which, where did you put that at? What's that? ah No, I can only put a couple of them at a time. I really don't have space, but I have it.
Speaker: I thought I did. I thought you put it in here. Ooh, I deleted it. Yeah, you kept the Buckeye X on in there. Yeah, I deleted the other one. I thought I saved it. I actually know Connor. I believe you. i I believe you would do that.
Speaker: There it is. Blaze and I are twins. twinsy Let's go crazy. October 19th, 7 p .m. to midnight, I think, um at Buckeye Battle X in nirrkha near Ohio. They are doing their Halloween party and it is a glow party.
Speaker: um
Speaker: And there will be live music there from Jordan Reese. He's, uh, this is pretty popular in the area. He's, he's doing some stuff in the area, yeah um,
Speaker: keeping himself, uh, but he'll be there. And not only that, but we will be there as well. When I say we, I mean, nonsensical nonsense with, uh, myself and Blaze in the building. And of course, Jeff will be on the, uh, on the screen and they'll throw us up there on the big screen once again, like they did before.
Speaker: ah be Hopefully, I won't be dying this time, but Blaze and I have our Halloween costume. I don't know where. color I think isn't isn't this one isn't this area? Was that it wasn't on team? Who was it? That's not what I'm looking for. No, no, it was on Amazon. OK, hold on. I can't find our. Nikki created a. Group chat with the three of us.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm bringing it up right now. she do Yeah, but I can't. I need to. I need to hook up my laptop so they talk together like like there' nerds and a queen or some shit like that. It's it's it's not there anymore. It's it's gone. Oh, is it gone? It's gone. No worries. No worries. You're figuring this out. No worries. I can I can pull it up real quick.
Speaker: men's modules. It's all just not the it's all just stare at our phones and not say anything while we're doing a live show here. I'm still I was going to ask. I was you I was about to ask I was about to ask Jeff if he had any stories.
Speaker: but I still want to do the macho man. I I still want to do the macho man one. Haley Haley and I were talking and she had asked me where I was going to go and I was like, ah I'm just going to go as a stoner.
Speaker: make Make it easy. Make a lot of a lot of thought into it. He's just going to climb out of bed. have Fuck. Yeah, dude, I was going to throw on a fucking nonsensical nonsense hoodie and a hat and roll the fuck out. That's what I was going to do. Man, you would think this would be easy. Where's Nikki? Oh, she's probably at axe throne. My story is that I woke up today and I was alive.
Speaker: Jeeve that's a pretty fucking good story a date. That's uh, that's how old story should be I'm going to post I'm gonna post these in the snapchat. Can you grab these out? Well, I can I can share them on the screen from snapchat. I was gonna say send them or yes Yeah, yeah Because I haven't found them. And yeah.
Speaker: There they are. I thought about going to watch a movie earlier. I was going to blow you guys off and go to the theaters. But I looked on. I looked. I was looking through. I was like, I didn't. I didn't really see anything that was worth going to see. I mean, I want to see Beatles used to. But I don't know if I want to go spend the money for it. I'm waiting. Does somebody this does somebody want to?
Speaker: Explain what Connor's talking about. My mom was pretty popular in the area. And then I thought you were talking about the guy, the DJ.
Speaker: The DJ. You were talking about that DJ and you say he's pretty popular in the area. The guy that's going to be at the X story. I'm not a DJ. He's, he's a, yeah, he's a musician. I have no idea.
Speaker: Connor, Connor, maybe you shouldn't get drunk or hide in there. You're already special enough. My story is that I woke up today and I was alive. Hey, you know what? That's a great story to tell every day that you get to wake up and you're alive. Uh, I, um, I woke up and had to deal with a flood in my closet, uh, a flood in my closet today. Oh, how, how the weather's been fuckery all over the place here.
Speaker: Well, it's not from the weather. I know that much. I think one of my neighbors have a leak somewhere and and it's flooding my closet and it's all the way down there in my desk and. So my plan is working. I paid your paid your neighbor off to to route his air conditioner into Chris's closet. Connor, I want you to know that this so yeah. this one right here Yeah. Yeah. Nice.
Speaker: And then there's the matching. What the hell just happened? I don't know. There's the black one.
Speaker: Oh, there it is. Black and white. But don't match. Blaise and I are going to be twins and twins. And I think he's going to get an 80s outfit too.
Speaker: For real, that fanny pack is going to come in handy to carry my extra lens. So I'm dope. That's what they all say. You just have to decide. you know um um i'm more I'm leaning more towards the white, but if Blaze wants to do white, I'll do black. I'm i'm i'm indifferent. I had a random call yesterday, and one of my friends, like, can I use your shower? I said, for sure, because he's boiler, I guess, busted. Oh.
Speaker: oh shit that's not cool
Speaker: Yeah, I was trying to look something up I didn't realize that I Haven't been staring at my phones. I've been paying attention. I was looking for something on the laptop Hey shut the hell up. Yeah, I'm not see scumbag Big it's spelled with an ode on an eye at the end and Haha. Get pedantic. I can't do it like it. Yeah. What are you, the fucking grammar police? Like it's like you said, it's like you said, I corrected it spelling my grammar. I. Yeah, he's just he's the he's a spelling Nazi, kind of like Connors, a Nazi, only Connors, a bad Nazi, where police is just an annoying Nazi. Oh, ouch. oh
Speaker: You are a neo -naxi, as and ah yeah and Brad Pitt said, getting glorious bastards. Naxis. There's that movie that is Django Unchained. And there's a third one I want to watch back to back in a certain order. I guess those three Quentin Tarantino movies are a series. Like they line up? Yeah. Yeah. Like ah thematical. ah like the theme and subject matter and stuff. yeah you Yeah. So I forgot what the third one was. I wonder, I wonder, I wonder if it would be a point.
Speaker: It's in glorious bastards. It's another one. It's another one that deals with it. I was going to say I wonder if it's hateful, hateful eight. No, it's not that one. That was really my assumption. It's another it's from another time period because hateful a and Django and chain is technically I guess Westerns grand. Yeah, sort of like yeah, because Django and chain was like shot like a spaghetti Western wasn't that one of the shadows. Right? Yeah, of shot that's all all of his movies are in the style of the spaghetti Western but I love that one in that one in particular. Yeah. wonder if it's reservoir. You know, you know, you know what I want to watch. Oh, son of a bitch. I totally forgot that is out now. And I want to watch that. That movie with Henry Cavall. No, ah the new one with Henry Cavall and the guy from Reacher Allen Richardson or Richard Richardson. OK, I was going to say Ali,
Speaker: you said Alan Rickman. And I was like, he's dead. I hate to be the bareback. No, rich, rich. Oh, yeah. I know what you're talking about. It's ah it's a it's almost a a league of a league of and the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. It's based on a true story. It was like a top secret mission where like like Special Forces British invaded a ah German camp or whatever. But it was like ah it was
Speaker: Super against the rules of warfare and everything like that, but it's out on yeah, I seen it on Hulu, but it's got. It's it's also like a common preview, but it's. Yeah, it's got it's got a. Once upon a time in Hollywood. That's the third one. I should remember that because that one has the stars of the both the other two.
Speaker: right. Brad Pitt is so funny in that in that once upon a time of Hollywood where at the end when he he's just stoned out of his gourd, he's like, are you real?
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: It's such a weird movie though. I haven't seen it in so long though. Oh, okay. Oh, oh, oh. Inside Out 2 is on Disney+. I've seen it, but it's been a long one. Yeah, it just came out. The kids watched it. The kids just watched it. I'm trying to remember what Inside Out is. It's, it's, it's the animation one where, where, uh, sadness, anger. About the feelings. Oh, okay. Dude, they, they made us want - Dude, when when I was going that inpatient therapy treatment with the VA, they may just watch that. It was... Really? so Yes.
Speaker: What are y 'all doing? Are y 'all texting each other? God, I hope your guys are texting each other. No, I'm i'm literally... i was i was I was texting Connor's mom. She misses me.
Speaker: Hello, sir. I'm a professional podcast promoter. Oops. Sorry, Glace. Great. Apple podcast is by far podcast one, two, three. Oh, it's, uh, we, we, we don't buy bots. Oh, it's on Facebook.
Speaker: yeah I'm not a big fan of Facebook, but that is what it is. I think Nikki and the kids just watched inside out to the other night. What's your guys?
Speaker: go to Subway because that's dinner. I go roast beef because it makes, it reminds me of Conner's mom. You know, I, I've noticed that they've upgraded their menu and I haven't had it in a while, but in a long time, but I think it was the, the Italian BMT was always my go to. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it was. Huh? Double jokes on you bitch. Cause I just bought her a new one.
Speaker: Also, also, Jackass, you think we used her personal cell phone to talk? No, I bought her a burner phone. I don't want your fucking dad to find out. ah You bought her um about her a burner phone. She gave you a burning dick.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. I had to ask Jeff to send me some of his penicillin. He's got a lifetime. I called Jeff and I was like, hey, Jeff, it burns when I pee. What is this? He's like, I got you covered. Just check the mail in two to three days. You'll be fine. No. What's that? What's that movie Four Brothers where Mark Wahlberg is in the shower and the other guy or Mark Wahlberg was taking a shit. The other guy's in the shower and Tyreese walks in. He's like, I got some junk on my tools.
Speaker: And he's like, as that dude, he's a junk college. And he looks at it and he goes, it's Rudburn. I was like, dude, I'm glad you know it's Rudburn. and
Speaker: um oh No, my go -to. part of that movie Is that the end? They go in the house, they leave all the tools outside. Because they're in Detroit. And they leave all the tools outside, but they go inside me. Yeah. Unbelievable. Yeah, but they're. It's about when you guys get back. I'm sorry.
Speaker: it oh Yeah. Yeah. But they're also very well known in Detroit as the tough guys of the neighborhood. So it's not like anybody's going to come steal their shit off their front lawn. You don't fuck you know fuck with the brothers. Yeah. there were death frozen mus Yeah. it's Just 100 % person. Somebody screenshot that because he looks like a dildo.
Speaker: but He looks like a giant dildo. Um, Oh, Chris, to answer your question. No, seriously. I go with the, uh, with the roast beef, uh, little provolone cheese, some, uh, cucumbers, tomatoes, green peppers, pickles, and, uh, honey mustard on the Italian herbs and cheese bread, or, or I go with the, the, or I go with the tuna with all the same toppings, a little provolone or American cheese or cheddar cheese. And then, uh, green peppers, cucumbers, tomatoes, pickle and honey mustard.
Speaker: on Italian herbs and you gotta go with the Italian herbs and cheese bread. It's the best bread they make. Hands down. the Oh man.
Speaker: I think mexicox Mexico just fell into the Gulf. jeffs joke uses it We just got that circle of death going on over here.
Speaker: where's uh oh not on here what the hell is this i did click it i didn't get a clip on it nice everybody's excited just gone
Speaker: oh shit Let's uh, let's uh, let's uh, let's take our first break of the night here tonight. I think that's a good idea. Um, uh, it's got a message from Jeff. His internet's fucking up again. Jeff, if you hear us, I'm not, I'm not surprised. I told him that. Oh,
Speaker: I told him to unplug the router early. We're going to take a real quick break. I got some Bobby Scott with cop cars and motels because I love this song and you guys should like it. And I told, I'm going to keep playing it. I'm going to actually, I'm going to actually put it out on our, on our socials as well. Um, cause I told Bobby he needs to fucking put this out and create an album around it. Uh, it was a great song. Actually my daughter loves it. She's like.
Speaker: Who sings that song cop cars and motels? I was like Bobby Scott and she's like he should do an album so I could get it. I was like, well, send him a message and tell him. No, I thought it is like I'm still I was connected all the time. It's just for some reason, like the connectivity is like. I felt to the to the ocean.
Speaker: That's what I was going to say. Blake just pissed me off so I i was like, I'm out. Everybody's back. Everybody. Everybody. Jeff's back. Are you guys excited? Yay. Oh, wrong way.
Speaker: We should have heard how excited everybody got when he disappeared. I can leave again.
Speaker: No, we're ah we're we're going to take a a real quick break break. Easy Jarvis. this Oh shit. i was like wait minute watch Wait a minute. So you're telling me that that the Pelicans are a real NBA team. Oh my God.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: Never had heard of it, but I apparently I'm going to ask for asking. Yeah. We're going to take a real quick break. Like I said, Bobby Scott with his, with his song cop cars and motels, go ahead and check out Bobby Scott everywhere. He's at Bobby Scott music. Go show him some love. Uh, he's actually, I think he's got a gig tonight. He's he's playing somewhere up in PA. I think it was tonight. Uh, might've been last night. I can't remember. He's at McGrath's or something like that. And, and PA, uh, but go check them out on social media. Go show them some love. And we'll be back here just a few minutes. Motel and cop cars. cause Maybe.
Speaker: She's too young, and he's too old, having it, so she's told.
Speaker: My mama said, don't you push her out that little. She's too young and he's too old, ever, never, so she's tall.
Speaker: Well, shout -outs when she knows she isn't right. She's 12 weeks and long. That little girl is said, don't you push her out that door.
Speaker: So Daddy did what Daddy said he'd do CCO and HTO and that pistol still feels as cold And in a motel room just down the hall If you were there, you could hear that hammer fall
Speaker: That one come out a little bit better.
Speaker: I like that song.
Speaker: I didn't like it, but it's just gives me toys to play with. That's why I keep them around. Amazing. thats got Yeah, I love that fucking song, man. I really do. um I listen to I listen to the hell out of that song.
Speaker: And I can't help myself. I can't help but sing along. I was over here sitting at the desk singing along. I should have went and taken a potty break, but no, what am I doing? I'm sitting here singing a fucking song. ah
Speaker: Same here. I got busy doing this.
Speaker: Not. You said said it. So I flipped it.
Speaker: oh Oh, Jeff, my please. That's what happens. My tape just loses its tackiness. Are you Mexicans taking our jobs? How's it feel when Americans taking your job, Mexican?
Speaker: No, nice. Nicely nicely done, Blaise. Well done, sir. the the the the The student has become the teacher. Is that what's happening here? I used to take all these glasses on it where I'm all self -thought. Oh, I don't think the glasses are on my wittiness. No, no, no. actually Talk about the quick Photoshop and memes. oh I used to build memes on the fly. It's so easy.
Speaker: If you hit the Windows button shift in S, you do a screenshot, a snippet tool. I can do that. You can crop what you want. Yeah, I do the same thing, but I have a single button that'll do it. I have ah i have a button that I set up on my computer that if I hit that button, it's ah it's it's ah it's actually my ah print button. Instead of print, because I don't have a printer, I actually can hit that and it'll screenshot and then I can quickly draw a box around what I want to save.
Speaker: and screenshot it. You know what? I just found my laptop has a button that actually does do that. It's already programmed. And I don't know how to do any of this stuff. And I don't know how to do any of this stuff on purpose. No, Jeff, because I do everything else around here. You're going to lose another skill? Are you one of those people? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: No, because I do everything around here and if I learn how to do that stuff, then you'll stop doing it and then I'll have to do it. That's why I don't learn how to do it. that fifth Like social media. Hey guys, post on social media still wave yeah media. You did today for the first time in months.
Speaker: And you actually did a good video. I got to give you credit for that. I appreciate that. Normally, I give you shit. I got to give you credit. You did a good job today. Well, I literally... So, but here's the crazy thing. When you try to do stuff... Actually, hold on. Hold on. Time out. Time out real quick. Give me just like a minute or two. Welcome back to Nonsenseical Nonsense, everybody. It's Saturday night. You know what we're doing. We're doing our weird shit over here on the Nonsenseical Network. If you're not following us already, go ahead and check out bio dot .link slash Nonsenseical Network. You're going to find all of our links there.
Speaker: to all of our socials, including the fact that we do shows live, Sunday through Monday, Monday through Sunday. All week long, we give you live content you guys can watch. If you're watching, don't be shy. We have a chatter's box that is wide open, much like Connor's mom's legs. Oh. Put on bumps. Put on bumps. And you guys can chat away with us. It is also Saturday night, so you know what that means.
Speaker: DJ Jeff, if you could drop that link one time for me. It is the open door challenge. We dropped the link in the chatters box. We tell you guys to come on up and hang out. If you're feeling extra froggy, all we ask is that you please keep your penis in your pants and keep your butthole to yourself. Because nobody wants to see either or. Anywho, what were we saying?
Speaker: So i so when you when you go on to CapCut or something like that, and you know, I save a lot of these CapCut videos that have a green screen, you know, it's like an artist and as they turn it, they turn their artwork, it's a green screen spot. Well, not everything fits. Like if you grab a photo off your phone and you want to put it on there, you have to edit it to fit. And it's a huge pain in the ass. And to do the video, I took an hour and a half So just do that stupid video. Yeah, sir yeah that's right. I'm not a, I'm not a big fan of CapCut. I'll just go into TikTok and you know, where it says create video or whatever, you can upload pictures and videos and whatever. I'll just, I will, I will actually download the video that that CapCut is they that has used
Speaker: I'll download that video and then I'll chop and screw it so I get the video in the front and then I'll add my pictures. Right. And I do it all on TikTok rather than doing it on CapCut because CapCut, it does. i hate I hate trying to do anything like that because nothing fucking fits. However, I do have an app on my phone and that I can crop it down so that it does fit properly. But then you still lose a good chunk of the image. So it's like, you know what, it's just so much easier just to know what I do.
Speaker: what I've figured out to do. So I have a, a master right sketch I have a sketch pad on my phone that you can literally draw anything or doctor a photo to draw on it or colored in or whatever. And it works kind of like MS paint, but with brushes and airbrushing, you know, yeah all these different features and I'll put it in there.
Speaker: black the background and then zoom in and then screenshot again and make make the image I want smaller so that when you put it the full picture that you screenshotted into CapCut, it puts it at the size you want and fit it. It's overly complex. It is. But it works. yeah Yes, I do. Yeah. I hit I hit one button, download the video, then I edit the video on my phone with the with the already built in photo gallery and then I just put that it in there and then I put my pictures with it and then TikTok has all the different uh templates and stuff like that so you can make the pictures pop and twist and turn and zoom in fade in and out and and all that so it's just like okay I didn can just do this and save myself a whole bunch of fucking time and headache trying to deal with fucking CapCut you know we're talking to you CapCut maybe already or developer once once you once you play with CapCut
Speaker: a while you you can learn how to manipulate it from what you want. But it's it's it it can be a huge pain in the ass. I'm not gonna lie. A huge pain in the ass? A huge, it's huge. It's the biggest pain in the ass.
Speaker: Mm, checking scores here. Oh my God, I did not see that coming. God damn. So what happened? Alabama, I'm looking at college scores. Alabama is just knocking the dog shit out of Georgia. It's 28 to nothing. Ouch. Did you get when we?
Speaker: Oh, corrected it is 28 to 628 to 7. So they just they literally just scored as I was talking. So I just kind of looking at it scores here real quick. You know, it's Saturday, it's game day, Michigan one, Michigan one go blue. Let's go baby. Uh, Jeffrey and anybody else that watches fantasy football, make sure you check your lineup before one o 'clock tomorrow, one o 'clock my time. Cause you're an hour behind me, right? Right. For a couple more weeks. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: The time changes drive me insane. Because like I said, we don't change our time zones. Yeah, for you, make sure you have your lineup taken care of. Who are you playing this week? Justin. Oh, whoop his ass. It's not looking good, buddy. I got Brian this week. That's an easy win. That's an easy win. I'm calling.
Speaker: Didn't he beat you last week?
Speaker: Oh, no, totally Justin's on a bye week this week. Oh, no, that's right. I'm plum um um'm playing Connor. Oh, yeah, you're playing Connor. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you got to beat Connor. It's not looking good. I manipulated my shit as much as I can. There's not much more I can do. Yeah, you you got to beat Connor.
Speaker: there
Speaker: I've already yelled at the team. ah Nice. See, I don't even know how to like move overlays and stuff like that around. It's all in Canva. It's all how you do it in Canva. I'll be right back, guys. I'll be right The way I do it in Canva is I lay out everything, and then I screenshot bigger than what I want.
Speaker: so that when you put it on here, it'll put it in a different section. That's how I got you dancing all over our streets. Yeah, there's um there's that five -way tie for first place in our fantasy football league. And then you and you and Derek are picking up the picking up the bottom. And I already said. There's a five -way tie between in first place, right? Right. There's a two -way tie in sixth place.
Speaker: I'm telling you, I'm falling back for a better win. I hear you, and I'm just outside of the playoffs. If the season were to end today, I'm in fifth. So I got to hope for the best with my team. Hopefully, looks like everybody's healthy. Everybody's going to be playing tomorrow. ah Yeah, that's the one thing I can say about my team without even looking. I have nobody on a,
Speaker: possibly injured list or questionable? I got one guy that I'm keeping an eye on because if he's playing, I'm putting him in if he's out then and like could that could.
Speaker: That's the one. um When I have when it comes to my team, I know that nobody's questionable or injured. Yeah.
Speaker: So I find that a good thing.
Speaker: Actually, who can I drop just in case? So, so that's my. smoke a You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. Oh, we're talking sports and shit.
Speaker: so i'm i use adope I use Adobe as well, Jeeves. I prefer Adobe. I use Canva because it's free. Although my subscription in it, I got to repay it. Fucking like 60 bucks a month for the whole fucking thing. I think I'm going to just drop it down to a couple of things. How much? 60 bucks for the whole thing, for the whole studio. Well, there's actually more you can get like AI generative shit, but I didn't pay for that crap.
Speaker: No, because you don't need it. I'm sorry. If you're using AI, that's you should fail instantly because oh it's it's too easy. I wonder if I can find that.
Speaker: There it is. Last night, we had we were joking around. You let the liquor talk? Oh, sorry. No, no. I drunk.
Speaker: Oh, I sort of I try to do one of those like AI story generators about, you know, me behind the the rest area. And it was all about this. Yeah, but I don't but I don't know where they don't always work. The the Squatch and the the Squatch and the Stoner.
Speaker: Have you have you guys ever have you guys ever seen those those those fan fiction ah Um adult like and I like this I guess it is kind of adultish material but people do like fan fiction to like like cryptids and it'll be like the modern and the frog man, yeah, like it'll be like like offheaded fraud but it would be like explicit like like
Speaker: a total adult material like them running into each other on a dark stormy night. catch you going and from the process i I don't actually look up stuff like that, but on my algorithm on TikTok, I find all these AI stories about aliens versus humans like the the humans have been Adopted you know like accepted by the alien community and they let the the funniest one is like ah It's like it's like a captain's log kind of thing and he's like we we finally let one of the humans work on our ships, but we were told by others be careful because they're petty well none of us knew what petty meant and
Speaker: And one of our coworkers, their culture is you pick on somebody until they pick back to you know kind of find their muster, to find their strength. And this one alien decides to pick on the human and the human just goes off on it. You have no idea. We, trust me, we all know Jeff's search history is full of weird and strange things. That would probably be the most normal thing in his search history if he would admit to looking that stuff up. No, I don't. actually go look up I get it's one of those things. is it It falls into the algorithm of of the shit that shows up course of of other weird shit that you've looked up. You know, you know how the algorithm works, right, Jeff? Yeah, but I don't look up. I don't really look up anything. I just turn on my tiktok to start strolling. Apparently we do.
Speaker: Oh, there's 100 % gold porn on there. Not lately. Oh, okay. So, all right. You guys, you guys want, you guys want me to read a quick story. So this is AI generated story. And this is what I wrote in a Sasquatch and he's still in her meat behind the rest area for some, so for some exciting pinky adult time.
Speaker: And this is what it brought back. yeah got it yeah everybody got go Get Get around. Uncle Blaze is going to tell us a story.
Speaker: In a dense, shadowy woods of the Pacific Northwest, whispers of the legendary creature lingered in the air. Locals told tales of Sasquatch, the elusive giant covered in shaggy fur, roaming the hills and valleys, always a half step away from sight. Most brushed it off as folklore, but rumors spread like wildfire, especially among the adventurers exploring the great outdoors.
Speaker: One faithful afternoon, a young stoner by the name of Jake pulled off the highway, seeking solace at a rest area nestled between two towering evergreens. After a long drive, the urge for a little relaxation struck him like a bolt of lightning lit up a joint. fragment The fragmented smoke curling around him as he s sank into the comfort of his car's worn seat, nature's soundtrack enveloping in chirping. All right, so this is AI generate so the grammar's bad. Yeah, the word yeah birds rustling leaves and the distance rush of a stream.
Speaker: As the warmth of the sun sank lower in the sky, a curious Russell broke through Jake's peaceful haze. He glinted through the smoke, half expecting to see a deer or a wayward raccoon. Instead, towering over the top of a nearby tree was a massive figure covered in dark, shaggy fur standing at least eight feet tall. Jake's heart raced as he blinked in disbelief. Whoa, dude, he murmured.
Speaker: Rubbing his eyes the figure held still its deep set eyes studying here with a mix of curiosity wash Are you are you really sasquatch with a slow deliberate motion the creature step filling its enormous frame and powerful li a soft hu escaped his lipsp fucking chuckle as it rocked back and forth on its enormous feet the smoke had begun to play tricks on jake this theres no the not this was no miage This was the real deal.
Speaker: all right all right he said trying to play it cool despite feeling slightly unhinged europe big fella what's a sassy watch doing in a place like this this is once a scar sad squad is doing in a police like this that's your best line stower j okay ah you doing day but Jake's surprise is Sasquatch moved closer, its nostrils flaring as it caught the scent of the lingering marijuana. A curious look crossed its face, a mixture of intrigue and mischief.
Speaker: Jake couldn't help but laugh, the absurdity of the situation washing over him in waves. Dude, you want to try some he offered? Holding out half burnt joint with a tipsy grin, the Sasquatch leaned in, sniffing the air once more. Then took the joint with surprisingly delicate fingers, its eyes sparkled with a sense of adventure. And without hesitation, it took a long, deep puff.
Speaker: So I'm going to take a break real quick. There's about about halfway through. Remember last night we were joking around with it around. This is kind of what I had said. Yeah, it's so weird. yeah Jeff, we need we Jeff, we need like we need like the cheesy porn music in the background just softly playing it. And it as as as the story builds up, the song the music gets louder and louder.
Speaker: Jake watched in astonishment as the creature savored the smoke before exhaling in an impressive cloud. The scent walking through the forest like a promise of wild exploration. The two shared an amused glance, an unspoken connection, sparking in the air between them. As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting the woods in a blanket of twilight, an unexpected desire begin began to shift the atmosphere.
Speaker: Nearby, a fallen log lay waiting, and Jake stood, emboldened by the THC coursing through his veins. Hey, let's kick back and explore some more of his vibe, he suggested, gesturing to the log. With a surprising grace, the Sasquatch settled beside him, both of them enveloped with twilight magic, laughter bubbled in between them.
Speaker: And when it wasn't long before they begin play a playful dance, Jake twirling, the Sasquatch mimicking him with exaggerated, clumsy motions that scent that sent both of them into fits of giggles. In the soft glow of the setting sun, the spark of an unexpected friendship ignited into something more between the two of them.
Speaker: They pushed the boundaries of reality, engaging in light -hearted warmth, a mix of teasing and exhilaration that teased the edge of strange desires. As the stars began to properly twinkle in the starlight sky, Jake and his uniquely furry friend revealed in their surprisingly connected lives. Laughter mixed with newfound excitement echoed through the woods. A wild reminder that sometimes the most outrageous encounters can lead to the most thrilling experience. And so behind the rest area, the evening stretched onto the night filled with un anded joy, an unconventional bond blooming in the heart of the forest, or the line in between legend and reality blurred, under the shimmering stars.
Speaker: that's it thank you soon thing think you said romp not but saidhearted ro ah or r o n p ah Sorry, sorry, Connor. None of us are going to co -sign on your hashtag that you keep dropping in the. Yeah, it's not going to happen.
Speaker: ah i No, where's'm I'm ready for part two. I need light need more. and needs to be more ground That was it. That was the whole thing. needed to like That was pretty good. That wasn't bad, though, for a little quick good story.
Speaker: What the H .E. double fucker are you talking about? I'm bricked.
Speaker: Gentlemen, I need to go like my dogs out and I got to run to the store, so I will be back shortly. Free blue chute for all. Oh, um, Tablaze's, Tablaze's story here.
Speaker: I'm gonna have to do that again. We have to music go with it yeah hey big fella to come here often i'm a sasquatch i live here you want a little weed you want some big sasquatch dig little weed boy
Speaker: that's That's pretty much how, and that's pretty much how the blaze, you know, blazing eyes meet up behind the rest stops. Go. It's, you know, it's, that's a real life story. Yeah. Yeah. The music playing in the background and he's generally sitting in the car getting high. I come lumbering out of the forest. He said, just sit down. and this This is the kind of music we play at my party. yeah yeah So from that story to I found that video I was talking about. Because my oh shit, I got to take off. um too much stuff Yeah, get rid of that. I can see what I don't want to get rid of the axe throwing because I can always throw it back up. But and I should be good now. Let me go back down. What is this?
Speaker: Yeah, we can get rid of that. Oh. Yeah, we can definitely get rid of that. We don't need that no more. I don't even remember what we were doing when we did that. But, uh, so I found this YouTube, this TikTok video and this chick, she's like trying to do an ad or something and she lights it hard. Check this out. Let's go check it out. Um, yeah, now that she's gone.
Speaker: ah perfect say yeahno say yeah but play play that one more time because it like it like last skipped ahead well it started out and then it skipped ahead and it was just her state and yeah long now that she's gone oh so yeah it It's not very like she cut it right after she hits, but here we go. Let's go check it out. um Yeah, now that she's gone.
Speaker: I don't think that makes it hard, dude.
Speaker: Nikki, well, well, well, well played. So, you hear that? If you go by Ask the Glick House, you'll hear that on Thursday nights when Nikki's at work. yes I will, I will say, I want i want to give proper credit to Nikki. Good job on the proper spacing so you don't get dinged on Facebook. She spaced it out. so ah That is exactly what you hear from on Thursday nights at my house. Every other Thursday when the kids aren't here. I make Nicky go to work. You gotta to work on Thursdays. You salt me that mess. Boom. Boom.
Speaker: i so So you said to find some cheesy porn music and and unfortunately, you know, yeah I went to the audio downloader. I went to the audio downloader and I literally went into YouTube and I put her at Google and I put cheesy porn music. That's the one that came up.
Speaker: And I was like, download. And I was trying to get it up. So while Blaze was telling the story, it would be playing, but it's like two minutes. It's like two minutes, 40 seconds of audio. So it was downloading while he's telling the story. And I'm like, slow down. I think, I think I'm going to, I think I'm going to ask Blaze for more of those. I want to hear a continued story from the owner in the Squatch. I want to, I want to know where this loves to that this watchs get married.
Speaker: Mickey, would you read this book? I know you like your smutty books. Don't tell me the story. Tell me the story, Mickey. Tell me the story about the stoner in the squad. That might be a little. holy lock That might that might be a two that might be a little. ah To. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah Sure. Oh, you know what? We need know it better yet. Better yet, when Blaze gets back, we'll we'll ask him to have ai tell A tell the story of the bartender and the Sasquatch that get married. And we get a preview of what you're what Nicky's in for. I think he said we'd have to pass. I just got a message from my oldest daughter. Hey, do you want canes?
Speaker: Do you even have to ask that question? Raising fucking canes? Hell yeah. Especially if I'm not paying for it because raising canes is not, man, I love their fucking cane sauce, man. I will fucking, I'll eat a baby's foot. I'll dip a baby's foot in that son of a bitch and eat it. We've had that discussion.
Speaker: i am
Speaker: She asked Nikki, Nikki, I'm telling you right now. You should just be like, yeah, your dad's going to want it. So extra cane sauce. Yeah. My daughter's been extra nice to me today. She got white castles earlier. She's like, uh, she's like, I'm going to order some, some food. You hungry? I was back here working on the closet. I was like, yeah, but I can find something out there. She's buttering you up, dude. I'm calling it now. She's buttering you up. She did something. what I don't know. She did something bad. I'm calling it. Oh, is she pregnant?
Speaker: Is it weird that I hope she is? but is exhaust brexit that yeah Is it weird that I hope she comes in and she's like, so you know how I bought you all that food the past couple of days? I'm going to tell you something, but you can't get mad. if You can't get mad. This is every time your kid says that, you know, it's going to be bad. Well, she's not pregnant.
Speaker: She's not pregnant. No. So we were sitting out there. That Nikki knows of. That Nikki knows. Yeah. No, Nikki would know before I did. Trust me. Her and Nikki are pretty talented. Well, she goes to Nikki. How do I break this to dad? Nikki was like, I always wanted to be a girl mom until she was a girl mom. And she's like, this fucking sucks. Bullshit. This is fucking bullshit.
Speaker: Now we have Nikki's house of wayward kids. I swear to God. Got a Mexican living here now and and then they were trying to convince and then We were talking the other night about the Puerto Rican boyfriend. Who's not really Puerto Rican, but looks Puerto Rican yeah She said I'm telling no i'd like no, she's been really nice to me today, so I don't know what's going on and you She's like she's like I'm gonna get white castles. Is that okay? I'm like again. Duh
Speaker: but get ah Get a grave case or something bias but it like don't yeah like don't go crazy. You just get a grave case, but we can split it. Now she's offering up some, what no, it's Nikki's home for wayward children. Now ah yeah you're the one to keep letting all these goddamn strays in the house. I think you would have been a good girl, mom. You're, you're, you're, you're good with both girls.
Speaker: yeah It's not well, I mean it is technically I guess under a technicality it is Glick's home for wayward children because Nikki will be yeah they should be Like in the wedding singer Mickey Glick Mickey Glickie Julia Julia
Speaker: that so her name's gonna be julie agulia
Speaker: that's That's the Adam Sandler sequel I want. I want a Big Daddy sequel. and a wedding like and And I want a wedding singer. That is by far my favorite Adam Sandlin movie. A Big Daddy sequel. What would you be mad about a Big Daddy sequel? Because as we discussed before, we are huge fans. At least our our and you know as as as long as you got as long as you got as many people and and especially the Dylan or Cole Sprouse, if you got one of the brothers to come back and play Frankenstein. grown up Like it would have to be a grown up big like a grown up sequel.
Speaker: to Big Daddy where Frankenstein is is grown up. and And I don't know, maybe maybe he's like having a kid of his own. It wouldn't be like the exact same, but it's more of a continuation of the story. yes Yeah. No, I agree. um Yeah. But my girls didn't do cheer or dance or anything like that. They we they they did cheer when they were younger, but they were not really they were not really into it. We had band. I had to deal with band.
Speaker: band and choir, but which is compared to cheer and dance and everything a lot easier. It's a lot. No, it's a lot easier. There's not as much that goes on Friday night football games concerts. Yeah. Friday night football games and, and the spring and winter concerts. Yeah.
Speaker: did like cheer and dance, man, her friend, Gwen, her friend, Gwen, man, they they're traveling so every weekend. They're doing something. It's it's yeah money up all over the place. It's like, oh, and i did I think I think when I did cheerleading, I it cost I think I would easily say that I was spending because I paid for every, you know, I think, you know, the uniform alone for cheerleading is insanely expensive. They're like 400. You still have.
Speaker: Oh yeah. I'm not kidding. the fun And yeah, they're, you know, and this is back in, in 99, 98, you know? Um, and then we went. Oh yeah. When we were. Yeah. When I was a cheerleader. Yeah. good Well, if you're a cheerleader for school, you know, school just tangent. One of the uniforms has been laying around for, um since they bought them, but I did the competition cheerleading, like I said, and, and you know, we had to buy our uniforms. Yeah. I still have mine.
Speaker: Kevin just wouldn't got it out of my closet.
Speaker: and with four hundred um Yeah, actually it does. Go put it on and let's see. All right. hold on Actually, actually, no, actually, no, actually, no. Wait until Blaze gets back and we'll take a break before Blaze gets back. But and then I want to see you put out your old cheer. He used to put on when we were married. Yeah.
Speaker: that's that's where do you think good times where do you think uh all glitz kids came from yeah but on he'd be getting in the mood that's not what i meant to play i play think it's like
Speaker: That is i Jeff i hate to say it but every time you look your hand and do that that's real gravy man, that's that's real gravy So so but that actually comes from the wolf of Wall Street. Have you ever seen that scene where he's now? So he's teaching you his guys how to sell I Gotta be honest with him. I Gotta be honest with him. Not a big not a not a big ah Leo Fan, man. Outside of when he's in cool Tarantino movies. Not a big Leo fan. Dude, I'm telling you. Well, so. Well, he was great. He was great. And what's eating Gilbert great? Hey, Arnie. I can't stand that. Hey, Gilbert. learning Gilbert. That movie wants me to eat a bullet. Gilbert, want to play Gilbert? Where's Arnie, Gilbert? I never understood the point of the movie.
Speaker: Wasn't he, wasn't he a retard in, uh, in, uh, what was that? What was that? What was that on the boat? What was that television show with, uh, with, uh, Kirk Cameron. He wasn't a retard. He was, he was like, he was like an adopted kid.
Speaker: Oh, no. I'm thinking of Corky. Never mind. I was thinking of Corky. Yeah, no. He wasn't Corky. Corky Romano. Not Corky Romano, man. What was Corky in? What was that? I know what show you're in. Oh.
Speaker: What was the TV show? It was like... It was... It was... Life was gone. life goes on. He's got a fun task.
Speaker: live What was life goes on? Life goes on is one with Corky. Oh, yes. Wait, really? That's his name. Yeah, yeah court yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. Yeah, yeah, Corky. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. I did. I enjoyed that shit. That's what I was thinking. Less attractive brother.
Speaker: Right. It is. It is. It is Rob Lowe's brother, Chad Lowe. Chad Lowe. Yeah, there you go. I'll be down. It's Rob Lowe's less attractive brother. Man, could you imagine that? So like, OK, so Rob Lowe has a brother. We all know Patrick Swayze's brother. like Right. Definitely way more talented as an actor at the end of the day.
Speaker: But he got the shit end of the ugly stick when it comes to the family genes. Brothers Lazy was fucking beautiful. Man was gorgeous. even Even the Hemsworth brothers. Like, do you really want to be Liam Hemsworth? No. Well, look at the scars. Yeah, well, yeah I do not want to be the dude that played it. I want to be the dude that was in True Blood. Do you want to be Bill? Yeah, Eric. Now, now, OK, OK.
Speaker: But that doesn't always ring true, because what about Charlie and Emilio? Who's the ugly one there? They're both good looking cats and great actors. If if if I and if you look at their work. One of the funniest movies of all time, and I will fight anybody that says different. Nikki said chuck loaded weapon one.
Speaker: I like Hot Shots. Emilio Estevez and Sam Jackson as cops a la Lethal Weapon. And Charlie Sheen does make an appearance as a valet. But I agree, Hot Shots is better. But if you're going to make fun of Lethal Weapon, those two as the Lethal Weapon characters, funniest thing I've ever seen. Nicky said Charlie is the ugly brother. He's got Tiger blood, though.
Speaker: He's got a tiger book. But but at the end of the day, Emilio, he was broken. So he had more fun. Oh, yeah. OK, here you go. As far as far as parody movies go. Oh, so I'm really interested as his hot shots. Charlie Sheen's hot shots are Charlie Sheen and loaded weapon one loaded weapon.
Speaker: Loaded weapon. Yeah. What was the Charlie Sheen one? Was that hot shots where he was? like the mabo yeah ah you two Or Or Val Kilmer's top secret I Gotta go with Kilmer Yeah, it was fucking hilarious Put him put him put him one two and three but if i if I can only watch one. It's gotta be loaded weapon one.
Speaker: Well, put them put them in put them put them in order. One, two, and three. In order? Okay, so I would go... Okay, if I'm going to watch them, like, let's say, because one of the things I like to do, I like to show the kids these movies. So if I'm going to watch these movies, and I'm going to say, Kevin, I'm going to sit you down. We're going to watch these movies. Trust me, they're fun. It would go Loaded Weapon 1, Val Kilmer in Top Secret, then into Hot Shot. The reason why,
Speaker: Hotshots has way more references that he would get, but... But I'm talking personal preference, personal preference not for anything to do with the kids. but Right. yeah Well, okay. Personal preference, top secrets at the end. Wow. I would do top secret hotshots and then loaded weapon. Loaded weapon? Loaded weapon is hilarious.
Speaker: I don't and especially because that's a top three because it's it's a hard three because if you look at you know uh what's his name uh who's the dude from uh tim curry when he shows up at Whoopi Goldberg's house in loaded weapon one, and he's like, will you meet girls? Funniest thing I've ever seen. He literally takes his wig off, then pulls out his boobs, because he's got fake boobs on, and he's tossing it aside, and then Whoopi Goldberg's doing the same thing, and it goes on for a minute. And Sam Jackson, as in he can't, he freaks out every time he's on the gun. It's fucking hilarious.
Speaker: The ending isn't great. The problem with Loaded Weapon 1 is the ending does, it's not consistent. It gets more ridiculous. Where hot shots stays ridiculous throughout the whole thing, and top secret stays ridiculous throughout the whole thing. Oh, I thought I made it this whole time. Oh shit, I hope my dog's in here. No, we could hear you. We could hear you. I was listening to you.
Speaker: I was listening to you guys on the way to the store in the back. You guys haven't taken a break yet? No, no, no. No, wait for you to get back so I can change. Yeah, did you hear it? Jeff has his old cheerleading outfit. And apparently, he says he still fits in. I just have the top. I just have the shirt. Because the bottoms were just a pair of pants. Where's your skirt at? I didn't have a skirt. I've seen pictures. You had a skirt. No, I didn't. Yes, you did.
Speaker: chris that's That's Val Kilmer dude. That's Val Kilmer. Top secret.
Speaker: Nicely done. Nicely done. That's how we top secret. It's Val Kilmer dude. That's val's Val Kilmer. I saw your face going but he talking about bob i got it I see what you did there. Oh,
Speaker: oh that reminds me. I forgot to tell you, uh, so prime, I have prime and I was scrolling through front. You'll never guess what I found. Top gun.
Speaker: Psych I can finally watch. Oh nice on the tv So I started I didn't realize I didn't realize Yeah, he's in he's in a Yeah, he's in one or two episodes. Um, I Didn't realize that I finished the series again and I went to go back to watch it ah go back to watching it I was like shit. I finished it now. I've got to start now. I gotta watch the movies again and That's the one thing I don't have. is I don't have the movie. However, Disney Plus, my Disney Plus has, uh, psych, uh, the third one about Gus.
Speaker: Okay. So the first, there was a psych movie and then there was psych two was Lassie comes, come home. That was when that was after the guy, yeah, that was because the guy that played Carlton had a stroke in real life. yeah That's why he wasn't in the first movie.
Speaker: And then the third one is all about Gus getting married. all stuff and Um, no, but, uh, they're supposedly peacock, no supposedly now, uh, uh, the guy, the guys who, the the guys who play Sean and Gus and the rest of the cast, supposedly peacock is going to bring it back as going to re re bring it back for a new season or two. And they're all on board. Like they're all on board because.
Speaker: I don't remember if Sean and Gus have a podcast or if they were on a podcast or something together. Actually, no, ni jewel the girl that plays Jules has a show, has a podcast where she goes over a single episode and they do a hill and and the guy that plays. They were, they were, they were, they were somewhere and they, the question was asked about it and they said, well, they did that. They did the.
Speaker: wait for that peacock. They're they're trying to work something out with peacock either for a new season reboot it and bring it back or or a fourth movie. Well, I got a present for you, buddy. I got a present for you. Share another story. I got another story for you guys. Good. o Nice. Uh before we do your story, I got a little present for you, Glick. Now, I muted it so that we won't get strike what dule hill who plays Gus was in a honey commercial back in the day. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I see this back. Yeah. Back when he was a kid or whatever. yes the The corn pops commercial. Look at him. Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah. Look at him. then Look out. i I remember these commercials. I would have never guessed it was Dulay Hill. There it is. He's trying to get in and he's lost his corn pops there and the back doors open. He's like uncle.
Speaker: um the um i like yeah quite so now is one of my favorites and do like cornpoes let's have a serial conversation when we come back down the road tonight he's got a gangster he's a gang Before we go to break to do you guys do you guys want to spoil around with the fight with with the stories about I'll just give you the time Did you do the bartender in the Sasquatch like I asked?
Speaker: No, no, I did hear you say that, but i but I already had another i already had another one one in mind. It's hor pop for good and it's Jeff and a chupacabra. I haven't read it yet. I haven't read it yet. You should have done a hobbit and chupacabra. I got time. I'm a heebie. So we got a couple of teasers.
Speaker: ah before we go to break. When we come back, Jeff is going to put his old cheerleading shirt on. I thought he had the whole cheerleading outfit. No, i I don't have the pants because they were they were sports and sports and all. Batman in a little coat. Yeah. So, we're going to we're going to see if Jeff still misses.
Speaker: Come on, it's the Dirty Dance break, Blaze. You got to dance with us. Yeah. Oh, Daddy. but White guy dancing. and White guy dancing. White guy dancing. I'm wrestling my way out of the mayo pack. Come on. Jeff, I'm going to send you a voice message. It's going to go white people dancing. I need you to clip that and add it to the sound.
Speaker: but Please do. Please do. Send me a WhatsApp because it's easier to say. i'll I'll actually record an actual one and I'll send it. There you go. That's what I'm going to record. I'm going to record an actual one. Yeah.
Speaker: Uh, we're going to take a, we're going to take a real quick break. So we got another new story from blaze. Jeff and his cheerleading costume and more white people dancing coming up next. but nonsense school nonsense blair ah You know what we're having fun. I'm going to save that one for a little bit later, just because I love this fucking song. And I reviewed, I reviewed James Lucas.
Speaker: Yeah, vibe I reviewed James Lucas new album last night. And I said that Blackout was my favorite song by him, my all time favorite song. I didn't think there'd be a song that topped it. And then I went to the very next song. And it was so good. It was so good. It was so good. I had to play it twice.
Speaker: It was so good. I had to play it twice and I have it on here for tonight, but I want to keep the vibe. I want to keep the vibe up, man. I want to keep up. We're having fun. We're having a good time. It's not a vibe killer at all. It's actually just, it's just a really good fucking song at the end of the day. Uh, what do we got here? We got here. Uh, you know what? Let's do, we got a lot of music in here. Holy shit balls.
Speaker: We got a lot of music in here.
Speaker: Oh, Lord. You know what? This is, ah this is a fun little around the bonfire song. It's by our boy, Matt James lead singer of blacktop mojo. We'll be back here in just a few minutes. Here's a little chain smoking whiskey. I know it's about a breakup, but still it's a fun sing along song. Actually I'm lying. I'm lying. Now I got so much music on here.
Speaker: I saw so much music out here. Actually, because Jeff made a reference to it last. God damn it. way david I could go back to like a reach around from ah an earlier conversation where beliefs was like, I wasn't drinking last night. Oh, that's really.
Speaker: Tom Black, Tom Mojo.
Speaker: Actually, we haven't done this in a while. Here we go. Little leap frog, leap frog studios, frog leap studios. My man Leo with his heavy metal cover of holding out for a hero. That's a fun song.
Speaker: A friend of mine just beat the
Speaker: i'm ordered out for That's a good song. I like that. This is an amazing song from an even better movie. Actually, it's it's it's right on top of my head. It's in two awesome movies. It's in Footloose originally. One of my favorite movies of all time is Footloose and I can tell you right what the scene that that's from too.
Speaker: um That's one of those movies that I sing every song and quote every line as I watch it. Yeah, I'm not a lot of watching movies with my wife for more because she's like, you won't shut up. I'm like, this is a good fucking movie. Mm hmm. Biggie and I were watching Varsity Blues one night before she fell asleep. I was quoted. She kept giggling at me. I don't know if she was annoyed or if she was just amused by my dumb ass. It covers his budget amazingly. You really are.
Speaker: And then my daughter was back here one night or one day watching Greece too. And I kept popping back here and I was, I was quoting everything they were saying. And if it was in the middle of the song, then I was singing the song along with them. And she was like, you know how I know you're gay, dad.
Speaker: god got such and I love the grease. I love the grease. I think we can, I think, I think here here's, here's my thing about Greece one and two.
Speaker: They're both great movies. I love the movies. I think film wise, movie wise, Grease, the original Grease is better, but Grease 2 has a better soundtrack. Okay. That's tough. That's tough. Agree with me. Plus Grease 2 has Michelle Pfeiffer. That's its main redeeming factor. I mean, Michael Codwell was a good looking cat, ah the main character.
Speaker: Um, I mean, I just, I liked the music better of Greece too. And I don't, like I said, don't get it wrong. I love both movies. reads too in a long time and When homeboys showed up at the bowling alley on the motorcycle and ran off the but bad guys and did the wheelie and jumped across the cars and everything else. I was like, Ooh, let's go. Who's that? Who's that? the motorcycle motorcycle Are you ready? What's that?
Speaker: All right. Welcome back to nonsense. Welcome back to nonsense. Good nonsense. Everybody. It is Saturday night. You know what that means. We're acting up. We're acting crazy. We're having fun. It is our hangout show. It is the main event of the week is Saturday night. If you're not following us already on the social medias, we'll go to bio .link slash nonsensical network. You're going to find all of our social medias there. Don't forget. There's a live show seven days a week.
Speaker: I think I've done a show every day this week. Oh, here we go again. No, that just dawned on me. I've done a show every day this week. Yeah, I wonder why. That's all your fault, homie.
Speaker: No, I'm not mad at it. I'm truly not mad at it. Yeah, no, I'm not mad at it in no way, shape, or form. But nonetheless, ah shows are Sunday through Monday. You can listen on all the podcasts and platforms. Just go to bio dot .link slash nonsensical network. It's got all those links there, including the link to our merch store, which as I've said in the past, shout out to Nikki. She is the creative genius behind you. Yes. Help Nikki spread us onto you. Yes.
Speaker: She is a creative genius behind behind the merchandise and a huge shout out to her. I'm very thankful and very happy for her to take that responsibility. and yeah I do help, I do chime in and add my two cents, but for the most part, that's her baby. So check us out, buy our merch and give us a follow, give us a like, give us a share. And it is also, Jeff, are you at your computer or do I need to do it?
Speaker: Oh, I'm here. That's right. I can I can I'm literally just a foot away. As I said, it is it is Saturday. And I actually when when he said when he said he's when he said he's only putting on the cheerleader shirt, he is still keeping his pants on, right? I don't think he's wearing pants. Oh, motherfucker. Oh, there we go. Drop that link one time. DJ, why didn't I get into it? It did.
Speaker: yeah what till you i' see yeah No, I know it doesn't go to rumble, but I'm not too worried about. OK. Oh, I was like, I can I can log on to rumble and throw it in there real quick. Yeah, I think we can rumble. We don't have any check coming from rumble, so it's not going to go anywhere. It's not going to hide this Saturday night. That means this open door challenge. The link is in the chat. Anybody feeling extra froggy? You want to come up and hang out with us? You are welcome to come up here and hang out with us. We just ask you.
Speaker: Three simple favors. Turn your camera on, put your penis away, and wipe your ass. Wash your ass. Don't show your ass. Wipe it. Yes. If there's a leader on that monitor, I swear to God, Stu. I swear to God, Stu. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we teased it when we went to break. Jeff popped off, said he still has his old cheerleading uniform because Jeff was a cheerleader. Yes, Jeff does like men, but that's beside the point.
Speaker: And he said he could still fit in I'm not judging See just saying back in and back in 97 98 99 in 2000 when we met each other we could still judge ah you're not allowed So he said that he still fits it into his cheerleading uniform and graded it's just a shirt But we're gonna see it and he's gonna wear it the rest of the show yeah all way
Speaker: <unk> look at that sucking a don' suck your there's out theyre this is This is like Jeff's Al Bundy moment right here. Yeah. Jeff is like, I remember one time I did a triple dupe poopy flop.
Speaker: flicker five and a competition and into with three points five point starance yeah
Speaker: wow cats or yeah um I'm in.
Speaker: right i can I'm in. I want to be in it
Speaker: That was our introduction to the guy that plays Reacher on TV was Alan Richardson. Yeah. yep Yeah. Yeah. He's been a few good actor. Did you see the movie The Rise of Tad? It sounds failure, but I'm not sure. It's not great, but it's not terrible either. Fair enough.
Speaker: so fun it's it's it's literally it it's it's almost like a screwed situation you know like he's like if you don't change your ways this is what you're gonna end up like kind of thing i have to check it it's i have to check it out if he's in it i'm sure it'll be funny what just happened Oh no. Can I save the audio? I can't save the audio for that. That's why I said send it to my... What's that? Because I can save the audio from that. There you go. I don't expect that to come in here any second. There there it is. Yeah. ah Sorry, Snapchat is my go -to. I had to take a body break that break.
Speaker: And I needed to go and get me some more refreshments. So I totally slipped my mind until you came back and I was making fun of you for your wild cats. And I did the wild cats. where now but man yeah
Speaker: He's still not dancing with us, but he's going to get fired. Oh, sorry. typical stras ah Places it on a 30 second delay and real in real life places. Life is on a 30 second. delay delay it Fucking it for the guy. You're not. You're not fucking.
Speaker: but but
Speaker: God love him. All right, please. You got ah you got another you got another jail for us. Bedtime Stories with Blaze. Yes. Everybody gather round up for Blaze. He's going to tell us a story. Wait, wait. I don't want to close this ad. I don't want, OK. So I'm going to, first I'm going to read off what I put in there. That way you guys have an idea of where this might go. Jeff, the American Mexican, and Charlie the Chupacabra get into a fight to death behind a Mexican taco stand over the last Truro.
Speaker: Now we need intense fight music, Jeff. But there is a so there is a there is a surprise ending, but I'm not going to tell you what I put in for the surprise. edy That's going to be a surprise. yeah i maybe like um I'm give Jeff about a minute to maybe find some music. Yeah, this is going to be like, Jeff, what we need is like intense 90s action movie music. You know what I mean?
Speaker: Like a who even earlier in that 80s, 18 style. Yeah. Yeah. Like, but yeah. Like, like mid to late eighties, early nineties, like a Van Damme Stallone, Steven Seagal style. Like, you know, the random, uh, just, you know, some shit's about to go down style music. Yeah. Magnum PI fight scene, fucking Knight Rider chasing shit. Yeah.
Speaker: You know what, Knight Rider, you know, I think, yeah, I think it's time for Knight Rider to make a comeback on several years on that. They did in the early 2000s because it was they need it. They need to do it again. They need to make it a comedy and they need a fucking cast. John Cena. Oh, no, man. Have you have you watched Peacemaker? Yeah.
Speaker: that God, I love that version of John Cena as a guy who's a wrestling fan and watch John Cena's career in wrestling and now seeing him like in and ah and and and and a movie as as and he and and and as a comic book reader funny He and he fucking kills peace. Like he is the perfect peacemaker because in the comics everything you hit seen in the comics John Cena was everything and If you're a fan of that that that world, if John Cena is to Peacekeeper as Ryan Reynolds is to Deadpool. or yeah yeah yeah yeah Or Patrick Stewart is Professor X. Have you seen his movie on Netflix? Shoot.
Speaker: What is the name of that movie? It's fucking hilarious. Something Snickets or Rickety Snickets? Oh, it's on prime. Ricky Stenicki. Oh, Ricky Stenicki. Dude. That was good. John Cena is an amazing comedian actor, man. He is just... He's got a new movie out there. It's called Jackpot or something like that. And basically, when you win the lottery,
Speaker: You have to survive for 24 hours to to get your money. So, you know, it's like, oh, it's like ah open field. So there's like little Asian chicks. She wins the lottery. But for the next 24 hours, all these people are trying to kill her. And she hires John Cena as her body. Yes, that's. it it way i thought That's a good. score That's a really. Yes, that's. and I haven't seen it, but I want to watch it.
Speaker: So I heard they're also doing a big trouble in little Chinatown and I heard they're going to cast rock in the prime role. But I think John Cena would be better. John Cena would kill that. It's the perfect role for him.
Speaker: I think I think John Cena is a fantastic actor and and I love getting to see a different side of him. I love him as peacemaker. Dude, he kills me. his John Cena is just like all around pretty fucking decent dude. God, I hope I don't fucking swallow these words one day like fucking people are doing with Diddy. Might not be able to find him. Which one, Jeeves? Which one, Jeeves?
Speaker: Uh, yeah, no, I, yeah, I really hope that it doesn't come out like 10 years down the road that John Cena like has a dungeon full of like small children and Asian women. And we're like, we love John Cena. And then they're going to come back on us. Like, Oh, you guys were friends with John Cena. No, we're not friends with John Cena. We don't even know the guy. We just liked him 10 years ago when, when we didn't know this was happening. Well, I hope it does come out that he has a dungeon full of sex stalls and floors made up of dildos. That'd be fun.
Speaker: Well, I think you would already be there, Blaise. I think you already know about it. That's what I can do with those thousand bottles of fucking baby oil. Cover the dildo for. Yeah. I'm the dildo. My job is my job title is Dildo Luber. This is what I do for John. isn Sorry, John Cena. John Cena, if you hear this, please. Please don't come pick me up.
Speaker: Ricky's finished. Sticky Ricky. Jeff, how howll we doing with that music? I'm not bringing something that's not copyrighted, but i'm just I found a new place. In the words of Tony Stark,
Speaker: and the words of tony star maybe this is not the worst thing you've seen me do. Nikki, stick around. It's almost story time again. I have two.
Speaker: Place has a new story. We're just waiting on Jeff to get us some some music, some mood music.
Speaker: But turn it down low, I don't want to yell over it. Oh, good. Right in the gym. All right, here we go. in the dim alley behind Tio's, Tio Juan's taco stand, the smell of sizzling carne asada mixed with the unmistakable scent of cinnamon and sugar, walked in from a nearby cart, selling, okay, you gotta cut the music, it's distracting. Come on, Blaze, you gotta be better. You gotta be able to be prepared for anything.
Speaker: how What happened? If you ask, if it was the Sasquatch and bartender. um one matt yeah Not yet. Not yet. I'll do that one. next Okay. In a dim alley behind Teo Juan's taco stand, the smell of sizzling carne asada mixed with the unmistakable scent of cinnamon and sugar, wafting from a nearby cart, selling churros. The neon lights flickered, illuminating the two unlikely combatants. Jeff, a proud American Mexican.
Speaker: known for his larger -than -life personality, and Charlie, a notorious chupacabra known for his cunning, pointed teeth, and nocturnal antics. It was a sultry night in San Antonio, where typical sounds of mariachi music were replaced by a scuffle of boots on pavement and a faint rustling of trash.
Speaker: Jeff had claimed the last churro, a crispy golden treat, dusted with cinnamon, only to find that Charlie had other plans. The chupacabra looking distinctly uncrypted like in his overcoat and fedora slinks toward Jeff with his glowing eyes narrowed on the churro. That's my churro, amigo. Jeff said, cocking an eyebrow, his grass tight on the sugary snack like a knight holding his sword.
Speaker: Charlie hissed, baring his tea. You wouldn't want me to mess with me, Jeff. I'm known for worse things than just stealing churros. Underneath in the dim light, the tension escalated. Onlookers, a group of wide -eyed taco fanatics, begin to murmur. What is going on what is going to be quits Was it going to be a quick quick scuffle? Or would the taco stand's apron -covered owner step in to break it up? The steak screw as Jeff bit into the churro, shoving the rest aside in a kingly gesture, claiming it for himself as he licked the cinnamon sugar off his fingers. You don't taste good, Charlie, Jeff teased, holding half of the churro carelessly as it were a mere bone before a growling doll.
Speaker: with they With the guttural growl, Charlie sprang from the shadows, teeth gnashing in the dim light. The alley echoed with both combatants' grunts and faint sounds of a struggle for snack dominance. Charlie lunged, sending Jeff tumbling backward into the crate of leftover taco ingredients, lettuce let tomatoes splattering everywhere. That's how you know it's written by AI.
Speaker: However, Jeff was not wanting to back down. He rolled to his feet, his own shining eyes, mirroring those of his opponent. They faced one another and with a battle cry reminiscent of a mariachi band kicked into high gear, they clashed like Titans. Feathers flew as a taco stands owner appeared nervously out the door. Yet just when it seemed like the battle could culminate in an epic ending, a flash of metal called for attention.
Speaker: Connor, the bionic boot, a particular sight with an oversized robotic legs and an enthusiasm for Jaya came whirling into the fray. Stop!
Speaker: but so
Speaker: i stop he shouted his voice echoing through the alley like a hero from a campy action movie in a single leap he landed between Jeff and Charlie fists raised I take no sides but this fighting over food must cease immediately With incredible agility, Connor performing roundhouse kick, hitting the trill right out of Jess' hand. It sailed through the air in slow motion, a beautiful spiral of dough, landing neatly into the hands of your hungry child watching from the shadows.
Speaker: Stunned silence fell over the combatants and the bystanders. Charlie, taking advantage of the distraction, swiftly lunged towards the child. But Jeff, recovering from a shock, tackled him. In the ensuing chaos, tacos were tossed. And laughter erupted around the group. laugh And laughter erupted around the group as children and adults alike started to cheer and chant. True for the win.
Speaker: overwhelmed. Connor took a step back surveying the mayhem with a bemused expression. You know what Connor chuckled? How about we all share the churro instead? It seems only right. With this proclamation, the alley filled with an unexpected sense of camaraderie, and the confrontation faded into laughter as every as everyone, chupacabra, human, and bionic alike gathered around to share a feast of tacos and churros, proving that sometimes it's not about what you fight over, but the friends you make instead. Okay, I'm pissed. This was supposed to be a fight to the death.
Speaker: I'm sorry to change the music. that ah man see See Jeff, you gotta let Blaze get into the story and then the music's not distracting. If you start off solo and then you build it up as an intensifies. Okay, Sasquatch and a bartender. So I uh while you're doing a dirty a dirty one. Yeah, make it dirty. Sasquatch and a female bartender get married.
Speaker: to make it dirty. as as i was As you were playing that, I found an AI drawing maker, and I put in for it to generate a chupacabra and a short Mexican man fight. And this is what it came up with. Oh, I should probably put it in the drawing section, or the picture section instead of the video. This, it came up with. Ah, at least it's got too many things up.
Speaker: What? Hold on a second. i'm i'm working I'm working through it. Here it is. more I'm working through it. That is the photo that AI created when I put it in Chupacabra in a short time pipe. The man is as tall as the Chupacabra. I know. Well, Chupacabras aren't very big.
Speaker: um
Speaker: You got to put in a Sasquatch and a stoner, make love.
Speaker: What is this? Oh, nice Jeff. I hadn't seen that one yet. What's that? Oh yeah. I mean, I changed it. Yeah. You know what? You know, I, I think it's high time. We,
Speaker: We've been adieu to my very good friend, Sir Pousoir. I was thinking the same thing. Sir Pousoir, you've been a good friend. We'll see you next time around.
Speaker: Uh, you know, get rid of the you suck because we kind of cover that with the good job dickhead. Yep. Alright, let's hit the right button. See what what awesomeness weights are are ear holes. Hey, what happened to my? I had to take it down. Bedtime stories. Okay. You didn't have to. You didn't have to delete it. I just took it down. My blades wasn't. Yeah. Why'd you delete it? Because I had to get rid of it. but I was already deleting stuff. This is why. This is why.
Speaker: That's exactly why I had to delete it. ah He didn't delete that one. I'm happy. What are you laughing about? Oh, I will show you. I will show you. I got rid of the acknowledge me video. You'll be happy for that.
Speaker: so Is Nicole, or Nikki, are you around ah to to listen to this this story of a bartender and a Sasquatch? I do just want to take a time out when you said Tijuana. You were like, Tijuana. Well, it was spelled T -I -O. I'm like, hold on. T -O. like T -O. T -O -1. OK. Yeah, T -O -1.
Speaker: So before you start, I put in to the AI. The AI image generator. Jeff, hold on a second. Go ahead. I just want to... Jeff is like, yeah, nice to meet you. I deleted the me and my Cougar video to make room for tonight. Not that I... I know that Jeff has an honest family. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. Well... That's why I said Nicky will be...
Speaker: Why? ai who's been Who's untrackable? Anderson, and track has been in track has been in a few different shows. What's going on? unankable So I guys are gonna to there's there's a AI imaging a program called ah Free Pick, P -I -K, is how you spell pick in it, and it's the AI image generator. So I put in a swatch, Sasquatch, and female bartender getting married, and this gentleman
Speaker: I think this is basically what we're going to see when it actually happens. I have two here because it gives you four options and two of them are crap. You didn't put in what I told you to put in. Nice. I like that. That's the other one.
Speaker: but like I'll say that other one was he was just wearing wearing a mask too. that's That one's better. That one's more. That one's a lot better.
Speaker: But you got nice do nice watch you got to a and Stoner make love to go with the old the the first story. Don't put a Sasquatch, Stoner fucking in the woods because yeah I don't know what you're going to get for that. Dude, abuse use all those for your the thumbnail for the video and title the video, Blaze's Bedtime Stories. Yeah.
Speaker: that That looks nothing like me. It's not supposed to look like you, Nikki. So what does is is that what I look like? Is that what everybody sees when they look at me? Yes. I fucking hate it here.
Speaker: I fucking hate it here. gonna leave I quit. but like running the network without me assholes without paying for it yeah it's the thing with some of those free shits you guys ready for story time I like a story stories once upon a time oh let me I'm gonna tell you guys what I wrote Nah, I'm just gonna go into it. Once upon a time in a misty mountains of the Pacific Northwest, how come they think Bigfoot's always from here? Where the trees loomed tall and the rivers sang their ancient songs, there lived a creature of the wild known to the locals as the Sasquatch. His name was Thorn, and he was not just any mystical beast, he was a gentle giant with a heart full of longing. One night under the light of the full moon,
Speaker: Thorn stumbled upon it a hidden beer tavern nestled deep into the woods. The place filled with sounds of laughter and the clinking of mugs, a stark contrast to the solitude he usually embraced. Curiosity peaked. Thorn peered through the window and laid eyes on the tavern wench named Allera. She was vibrant, with all -burn hair cascading down her like a waterfall and a laugh that could brighten the darkest of nights. Ellora had always dreamed of a venture beyond the tavern's wooden walls, but her life had been a series of mundane days serving drinks in mending hearts. That night, as she poured frothy elves in jest with patrons, she felt a particular gaze upon her.
Speaker: When she turned, her eyes met thorns, and in that moment something magical sparked between them. The Sasquatch enamored with her spirit and beauty, decided to venture inside. The patrons gasped and some fled, but Alora stood at her ground, a playful smile forming on her lips. What'll it be, big guy? A pint or a dance? She teased with heart racing with excitement.
Speaker: Over the next few weeks, Thorne and Elora would meet secretly behind the tavern, sharing stories and laughter. Discovering a world of love that transcended their differences, Elora yearned for the wild adventures Thorne could offer. While Thorne cherished the brightness she brought into his life, they would often dream of their future together, envisioning a love that could withstand the trials of the world.
Speaker: However, the tales of their romance reached the ears of the notorious local hobbit named Bingley. He was a man of short stature, but a big ego. Known for his jealous heart and his obsession with Elora, he discovered her secret attraction to the Sasquatch. Fury bubbled within him. A beast will never claim the heart while I breathe. He declared, plotting a challenged thorn for Allura's love.
Speaker: Determine, Bingley confronted Thorn, one dusky dusky evening, standing atop a small hill. Hands on his hips and his furious expression, extenuated by the shadows of enroaching encroaching the trees. You monster, dare you pursue a lady of grace? I challenge you to a duel for Laura's hand. The tavern witch rushed to the scene apprehension lacing her voice. Stop this madness. You can't force love, Bing Lee. She pleaded, but the hobbit's pride was unyielding. As twilight descended and the stars begin to twinkle, the clearing became the arena for their battle. Ellora watched, her heart torn as storms stood tall against Bing Lee. Although the hobbit was quick and clever, he underestimated the Squatch's gentle strength.
Speaker: With a series of challenges, one where they raced up a hill, and another where they attempted to out -drink each other, and another where they attempted to out -drink each other, the battle unfolded like a whimsical ballet.
Speaker: Thorne's raw power faced Bingley's cunning tactics, and the ensuing competition brought laughter from the surrounding forest creatures who had come to witness the spectacle. But in the decisive moment, when Thorne picked up an enormous log and playfully tossed it aside, demonstrating he could crush Bingley with the ease if he ever chose to. The little hobbit fell to his knees, realizing the futility of his quest. You can have her, he shouted. I can't compete with that. You win. With the dual conclusion, Allure rushed to Thorne's side, and he enveloped her with warm embrace. Lifting her off the ground, Joy fluttered her heart as she realized the depth of their love had triumphed over an old rivalry.
Speaker: That night under the stars, Thorne and Ellora pledged their hearts to each other. They laughed over mugs of hell, where Ellora regaled him with the world's wonders while Thorne whispered tales of the forest. And so, in a secluded corner of the world, a Sasquatch and a tavern wench found a love that was unmistakably wild, unyielding, and beautifully crafting their own fairy tale against all odds.
Speaker: dan Nice. Well, Glick sent me a couple photos.
Speaker: He's got a third leg, boy. da And then I guess this is the stoner. Yes.
Speaker: Oh, what was that one again? That was pretty dope. I like that one. You know, that was really. I don't know why he's carrying a candle, but not a bomb. Hey, whatever. It's a bomb. You like just watching the lady in the woods. I like that once upon a time. You know, we don't we don't ever plan anything for our shows.
Speaker: And it's funny because I just titled it once upon a time tonight and we got Blaze in here. Uncle Blaze telling us bedtime story. Right? She said, oh, Jesus. She liked the story. That was the that was a cute story.
Speaker: It was cutesy. It was very demure, please. None of these stories are violent, though. Not really violent. I guess that's what you get for a free, what's that? You had the bionic leg coming in there round -housing people. The bionic boot.
Speaker: i Actually, I actually did my correctness and created a photo of the Sasquatch and the stoner meeting in the woods. I made it myself. i If will permit me, here it is. Nice. I like that one. That's a lot better.
Speaker: He's coming around the tree like I eat day No, you don't I smell that I smell that amazing marijuana in your fingers You here often You're in my backyard, bro and Do you come here often
Speaker: in my backyard. Oh my God. What the hell is happening to this podcast? We no wonder people don't like us. but So what you guys doing in the podcast? I was going to say it's like open door challenge. Y 'all motherfuckers can come on man.
Speaker: I'm scared because they're gonna get a story told about him. People are just scared in general with the open door challenge and it's okay. Not everybody is built.
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Speaker: It's fucking tough. I put, I put a drink in it. And it tastes like fucking dish soap. Ew. I hate that. I hate that. happening And I hate it with the passion of a thousand sons. I hate it. Yeah. All right. I got it. I can't drink. I've got a couple of my. Well, I have saved. I have to run it through my thing because it's when you save an audio off of what's happening, does it in a format that
Speaker: um Streamard won't let us use So I'm going to put it in a new What the hell? Ah Well, he's waiting to while we're waiting on him to do that. Um Right before hey, what's going on Vicki? How you doing? Uh We speaking in the building right before i right on a red for winter break We were talking about the the corn pops commercial in in the cereal and I wanted to ask you guys about Uh, cause we all kind of agree or we all agree. We all love a good bowl of corn pops. And I have not had, first and foremost, I have not had cereal in a hot minute, but I have not had corn pops. God, it's probably been years. Now I want corn pops. She texts my daughter, screw the canes, give me some corn pops.
Speaker: Um, When it comes to cereal, what's a couple of your guys' favorites? And by a couple, I mean like two or three, Jeff. Calm down. I don't need to hear 45 different goddamn cereals.
Speaker: ah Actually, Corn Pops is up there, but Captain captain Crunch, I like. And um oddly enough, I loved Honey Nut Cheerios with the the extra honey.
Speaker: that's fine That's right. the The Trek squishy cup. What did you say? I'm sorry. I stopped paying attention to you. I said quarter um honeycomb and Captain Crunch. Thanks. What about you, police?
Speaker: Uh, my favorite cereals, uh, two or three, which one, um, I like, uh, frosted mini wheats is definitely up there. I like, um, um, uh, the raisin bran crunch. And I like, okay. So I do have a kid side. I like free pebbles or pretty pebbles. Yeah. Vicki, you started to hear about your loss. That sucks. Cementos crunch. ah Nicky in the chat, Nicky says, look, you're joining white people dancing, dancing. mean white people dancing
Speaker: That's great. Anyways, Nikki said she likes Lucky Charms, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Honey Nuts and O's. I got a Honey Nut and O for you. And she forgot Fruit Loops.
Speaker: Vicki likes Apple Jacks and Captain Crunch. Hey, Joe Ellen. How you doing? Um, I am a giant kid when it comes to cereal. Uh, jeez times in with Coco puffs. I am a huge kid when it comes to cereal. Uh, I love captain crunch berries. Uh, eat the hell out of captain crunch berries. Uh, I love fruity pebbles and, uh, lucky charms, anything with marshmallows in it, man. I love, uh, and, and, and it's just, and it's the time of year where we get the good Halloween cereal comes back out.
Speaker: Boo Barry. Boo Barry, Count Chocula, and there's a ah Frankenberry and there's sometimes there's a werewolf one. What are straight lies? What are straight lies?
Speaker: yeah there like and Who's up for a true crime story? There's a, there's a, there's a new one. There is a, there's a lady monster and I can't remember what it is. It's like a ghost or something. yeah Yeah, because I don't ever get to, I don't, I don't ever get to eat cereal. I don't like, I don't have time in the morning. You put it in a bowl, you pour cereal and you grab a spoon.
Speaker: No, I don't. I'm more of a cereal or dinner kind of guy. Blaze, we've had this conversation about getting up in the morning. You don't have to. My alarm goes off 15 minutes before I leave. um I literally get up. I get up. I take a piss. I do the shit that I need to do with my beard and hair and everything like that. I put my clothes on and I'm out the door.
Speaker: i for years as well because So I'll do like or or like the frosted mini wheats and the raisin bran I like maybe do for breakfast but like the fruity pebble cereal like that's like my midnight munchies. I love the fucking Halloween cereals even even and I'm not a big chocolate fan but I love me some Count Chocula here's here's an idea when I can when I when I buy my mini fridge for my office I'll put a little thing of milk in there and you you can buy me a box of cereal and I'll take it to work and I'll have a bowl of cereal every day at work. So, blueberry, blueberry is the flavor you're talking about. Yeah, blueberry. No, blueberry's always been a flavor. It's got the, uh, it's, there's, there's Frank. I can't read that. Carmella's first. Carmella Creeper, she's like a Frank's.
Speaker: that's like a ah frankenstein What's up, folks? Yeah. What up, OG? What's going on with you, brother? Get that fucking home. Is your homework done, son? Are you playing on the interwebs and your homework's not done? There's a monster. yeah Yeah, man. Anyway, we'll be here all night. We got the open door challenge if you want to pop in, bro. You know, we got the we got the link in the chat. well We'll be here all night. We'll be here at least for another three hours.
Speaker: Yeah. Unless somebody prematurely ejaculates and ends the show and then we come back for a picture. Cameron. Yeah. Speaking of Cam, Cam is in the next story and it's a true crime fiction story. More stories with Uncle Blaze. Yes. I mean, I'm on a roll now. You guys, yeah okay the originals, the original Halloween candy, the new ones that are coming out, there is Boo Berry, Count Chocolate, Frank and Berry,
Speaker: and yummy mummy. Yeah. yes Yeah. I think those have always been out. I know. No, the first three where it was Franken, it was Frankenberry, Blueberry and Count Chocula were the original three. Right. And now they're coming out with a yummy mummy. It was also that green with the girl. Uh no, the green with the girl is Cara Cara Cara Mela Creeper. That's the new one. Yeah. That one looks good. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, Caramella Creeper. Yeah. You always had Frankenberry, blueberry, and and Count Chocula. They do have a Monster Frightful Friends, where they just throw them all, oh my god, I want that. They just throw all the flavors in one box. Yeah, it's called Monster Mash. It's called Monster Mash, where they put all the flavors in one box. No, it's called Monster Frightful Friends. I'm looking i'm looking right at the box. Here, check this out.
Speaker: has they got monster my friends casual Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen that the other day. I want to try that. That's definitely new age modern **** update. share I don't give it. I'm not I'm not hating it though. I'm not hating it. I'm not hating it. Caramel Apple cereal, bro. Oh, dude. Gross. I don't know. I don't think I'm going to eat that. I don't like that caramel. I'm going to eat that. I like i like real carella i was one i'm like the I don't like the fake, the green apple flavor. I'm going to eat Carmela. Oh, I like that fucking right. Check that out. That monster mask remix has. Yes. nice All of them. Yeah. So the one I'm looking at is called Monster Frightful Friends and it's got Count Chocula, Boo Berry, Frankenberry and Carmela in it. And they've got it and they've got it.
Speaker: with all new marshmallows. Good cereal. And they've got us and he sees ah it I found I found this dope ass picture that I like. Nice. Oh, that's fucking cool. our Halloween background right there, boys. Nicole, why are you yelling at me? Christopher Nicole, should I use your government name? Mary Elizabeth Juarez Gutierrez.
Speaker: Jeff, you should find some like old Matlock or or like uh music or like law and order shit. Okay. This yeah this is a true crime. This is a true crime. Check this out. Check this out. They have they have um apparently tractor supply sells this. You're gonna, are you gonna eat car Carmella? Well, I don't know. Yeah, I'm gonna eat. Yeah, I'm gonna eat Carmella.
Speaker: I don't think a yellow creeper I'm eat Carmela creeper. okay i want to try that You're going to eat Carmela's creeper. I don't know about that. no But oh, uh, tractor supplies has this big G creative general mills monster crunch, the breakfast battle game. It's a game. I don't know what it's about, but it looks kind of cool.
Speaker: Oh, there was a mummy and away. There was a mummy and a werewolf once upon a time. and then Yeah, I beg. I vaguely remember the werewolf. I don't I don't fuck around with cereal, man. I'll fuck around. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. So here's here's all the here's all the all the different cereals, the original, the original five. And it's got their old school. It's got their old school ah boxes here. It was Count Chocula. God damn you, you whore.
Speaker: Count Chocula, Brute Brute was the werewolf, Blueberry, Rankinberry, and Yummy Mummy. Yeah. That's the original five. i I do vaguely remember. I remember the werewolf. I'm trying to remember the. I remember him, but I don't. But the the big the big three was always Chocula,
Speaker: frank andberry and blueberry those are the big three but yeah yeah yeah so i'm just looking into it here using now take a minute yeah be good that's the name of the cereal Carmella creeper. Yeah, I'm going to eat it. Yeah, you are. Now, uh the Reese's Puffs Reese's Puffs are good too. Look like Cereal sounds fucking good. So when my wife and I, we we used to, we used to sell tours and we'd work late shift. So we'd be getting done at like midnight, but then we'd go to the club and stuff. And then on the way home, the stores would be opening, like Walmart would be over 24 hours. We'd stop in there with the money we made that night. And we were like, let' let's get cereal and milk. We'd buy a bunch of cereal, bunch of milk, and we'd show up home with like,
Speaker: four or five gallons of milk and and like nine boxes of cereal, just eat cereal. Cause it's fucking awesome. It sounds like me fucking going grocery shopping when I'm fucking stoned. you like no ever Don't ever go grocery shopping hungry and stoned. Don't do it. You'll walk out of that with the fucking, like, like the fucking dessert cake aisle. like all i was be before we started Before we started the show, we had, uh, we had Nikki made lasagna the other night.
Speaker: and We had leftover lasagna. So I was going to warm it up and I was like, Ooh, we got tortilla shells. I'm just going to throw them on some tortilla shells and let's stick them in the microwave. Cause I just, I just love to eat tortilla shells in general, soft shells or whatever. And but host it was like Austin, my oldest one, she was like, the hell are you eating? And I was like.
Speaker: lasagna tacos. I don't know. She's like, are you fucking high? I was like, maybe, maybe. What drugs are you on? All of them? No, they were. It was actually delicious. And it was delicious. Look, look on the weekends, on the weekends when nobody's here, you know, the weekends and. Yeah, it was. Oh, well, laws burrito.
Speaker: So, yeah, on the weekends, especially when the kids aren't here on the weekends, it's my my number one job is to eat all the leftovers because nobody else eats leftovers in this fucking house. So we had leftover chicken fajitas the other night, but all the chicken and fajita mix got eight, I believe. And so we got the shell. We got the tortillas just hanging out on the stove. And I was like, I can kill two birds with one stone, motherfuckers. Hey.
Speaker: That's what I did. That's how I did. Judge me if you will. I don't give a fuck. It was goddamn delicious. Do you want to judge? I'm not going to judge your food kinks. Hey, I I'm not going to change me. um My wife, what a big thing. I like the granola, like granola. What's it like granola? Well, maybe 50 power, 50 power. Yeah, I literally sat watching TV. Well, ate the whole fucking bag.
Speaker: Oh, I thought it was just the veggies that were left. I didn't know there was any chicken left either way. I don't give a damn. It was delicious. It's just like when you judge me after a Saturday night show and I eat 17 pounds of potatoes. Hey, I ain't mad at that either. Man, I'll put like four, I'll put four or five big potatoes like I make spaghetti for those who can't. Yes. yes 100 % bucket of potatoes. And I make them bucket is Nikki and Nikki. Nikki has these, uh, Prairie whore bowl, adding it to the restaurant. Yeah, these, these, these, sweet. Just set out in the kitchen. Thank you. Here. Sit down in the kitchen. Please. Thank you. Oh, it smells so good. The cane sauce. I'm eating the dog. What? You almost didn't get it. Why? Because right as we pulled in.
Speaker: half of he's lost power for like five seconds. I'll fucking punch Riley in this goddamn head. Who the hell is Riley? I said he. I don't give a damn. It's Riley's fault. Who the hell is Riley? I never said Riley. I thought you're pretty sure you said Riley. No, I said you weren't going to get gains. None of us almost got gains. Yeah, you would have waited. We were going to and then we were like, is that does that mean everything's right? I'm going to buy a fucking janitor. I'm going to be pushing you whatever you want. Yeah. Who is Riley?
Speaker: Who's Riley? Nobody. I never said the word Riley. You're hearing. She did not have the right to remain silent. You have to answer. Who the fuck is Riley? her Fucking boyfriend walks in early. Who is Riley? Zavante Zadarius walks in the other. they Yes. Or today he walks in. You know, he comes over here to pick her up before they go out. They went to Buckeye Battle Wax tonight. Her and all our friends. Um.
Speaker: Um, and, uh, he, he just walks in and he's like, what's up, dad? I'm like, Jesus Christ. Careful, boy. You keep talking like that little boy and, uh, you'll never become a dad. I was just like, what's up bubba. And then choking joints and smoking joints. And then I'm in the kitchen making my, my, my Lizakos.
Speaker: And I look out the window and he's parked in the, he's parked in my parking spot. Not a big deal. Cause Nikki's got my car. She's at work and he's got, he's got a big, he's got a big truck. I don't know. Dodge Chevy, something or another, but he's in this, he's in the fucking parking spot. He's in a fucking parking spot like this. He's all crooked and shit. And I said, Jesus fucking Christ, son. Can't you drive? He's like, what do you mean? I was like, your fucking parking job is about as crooked as your dick.
Speaker: Then your daughter said, no, it's Oh, no, there would have been a fight in this house. Two, two people would have got knocked the fuck out. And there's three people in the house. Two of them would have got knocked the fuck out and one of them wouldn't have been me. but saying She has to walk around the corner to get on it. Nothing. Nothing. Mind your business.
Speaker: your Who is Riley? Who is Riley? so get time around be like i ate here riley and told people to know who the fuck is riley grab me drink shop Why do you have to leave tell you to lose your friends and I said I said you can't leave oh' riley he can wait That's how Riley you can wait or she can wait. It's 2024. Don't don't assume genders
Speaker: oh Oh, Lord. I've never heard of Lord. um I like that. I'm not still there. You said yes, Nicole. You said yes. What she said. Yes. She just said all Lord. Wow. You fucking fail as a daughter. I have to open the next one, but I don't like opening. Oh, I put this one in there. Well, it's not bad. You have to shake it first. She brings me one. Okay. It's 19 years too late for an abortion.
Speaker: She said, she said, she said, hey, I live in Ohio. I can get high and I can be like, well, yeah, she's technically my baby. I got high and killed my baby.
Speaker: Someone clip that. Someone clip that. Late term, late term abortion. I don't need four. Just give me three. That's fine. One. I'll take that one back. Oh, my. You're you're going that way. And just just we didn't think you leave with those weekends right to the kitchen and tell her come back. He's. Oh, wait a minute. I just shotgun two of them. I need that fourth one. but No, she said, are you serious? No, but who is? Are you Riley seriously? Are you Riley serious right now? No, no, Riley. We said hi to Riley. We said hi. I think she's. like who the fuckcker right dom sla
Speaker: but but but aco you said yes when i even though you were that was a yeah god jeff you it was the the music yeah the music i was ready That was the funniest thing about Nicki and I, um me proposing to Nicki.
Speaker: because I did it like down at the lake on the dock and everything like that. And she was like, oh my God, what are we doing out here? Just hurry up. i oh There's the moon. Yeah. ah that There's monsters out here. There's like lake monsters in there. I'm like, and I push her off of the dock.
Speaker: Well, she had no idea what I was doing. You hear that, Nikki? If I were to propose to a woman and she was all fucking hurry, hurry up. I'm like, hey, can you swim?
Speaker: you ah hope all like that's big Well, in her defense, she had no idea that I was specifically going out there to propose to her because I wanted to do it. So we went that night, we went to the fireworks and I wanted to do it during the grand finale and Austin was going to record it and everything else. And and I was trying to get Nikki's attention. I was trying to shoot. She was so She just and in ah she was on the fireworks and she did not want I wasn't even there. So I was like, this is what you and I would have done. This is what you and I would have done. Just go check it out.
Speaker: um yeah thank Tell Riley we say bye. I told you she bites it hard, dude. is she joke So so so'm so so you don't like.
Speaker: and So like the kids, the the kids knew, the kids knew like what was going on that night. They knew I was going to propose to Nicki, you know? So when they were like, like, we're walking back to the car after fireworks. They're like whispered and I'm like, it I don't know. I'll wait. So I was like, I was like, all right. Well, here's an idea. I'm going to wait until midnight because it'll be on her birthday.
Speaker: Midnight on her birthday, we'll walk down. We got this nice little dock area with right on the lake. The moon will be coming down. Like it's going to be, it's going to be all pretty and romantic. Like, like you see in the movies and we're walking and she's like, there's monsters in the water. I'm like, Jesus Christ. ah shit like so And I was like, and i'm like and like in my head, I'm like,
Speaker: They're my people. I grew up in the wilderness. Like we're literally in Sasquatch country. Everybody talks about the Pacific Northwest, but Ohio has had the ohio has been most Sasquatch sightings in the world. and we are You should have fucking said, yeah, don't worry about the monster in the water. You ought to worry about the monster in my pants.
Speaker: yeah yeah right ah hockner show
Speaker: Two fingers, Chris, so we know it's you. The Hockness Monster. We're down in, we're down in Hocking Hills, which is like Sasquatch country, man. It's like, you know, and it's like, we're in my backyard. These are my people. These are my family. They're not going to bother you. And I'm like, I just want to fucking propose to this goddamn woman. I try to do it in the fireworks at the Grand finale. Now I want to do it here. It's got this nice, romantical setting. And she's worried about McMillie Monster.
Speaker: yeah i'm going yeah i let's go check and she had no idea
Speaker: What's up, Chris? i not and I'm not mad at her. I'm not mad at her. She had no idea. It was just funny. It just adds to it. Then afterwards, I was like, geez, ah so think i you will ever this is That's so much better.
Speaker: This is something straight out of a, of a rom -com. You know what I mean? The romantic comedy. I, the only thing I would have made it better if she had spun around cause she was so scared. And as I'm down on one knee, she knocks me into the lake. Oh man. There's a monster in the fucking lake now. Yeah. other is but There's two monsters in the lake. One in my pants and one in me. That's not a monster. it's like It's a little monster. It's a little monster.
Speaker: like you like yeah it's a little mix like the ah it's it's like in uh uh what's his what's his name uh Fred Savage and uh uh or the god damn guy from America's Got Talent that they don't like people touching them uh I don't watch those so you remember that movie Little Monsters yeah Hallie Mandel and and so and that was a good that was a good movie yeah yeah that's what's in my pants is a little monster that's more like that little little creature that the dude from Flight of the Navigator brought home to his older younger brother. but Either way, that literally that little that little little person will will crawl inside your body if you're not careful. Little here. It's like but we're big in stature, small in the. but Well, we don't wear pants and Sasquatches, never mind. That kind of. thing
Speaker: Geez. Chris, how are you doing? I'm sorry. What's going on, buddy? How you been, man? Stop. I'm good. No, I'm not mad. No, it was it was still it was it was it was it was worth everything I went through to get to that point to finally propose. She's just typical Nicki Fax. You're a monster. There's my little monster. Rare. Rare. Rare.
Speaker: Welcome to, welcome to Paul Myer. All right. Blaze, we're ready. for That's an inside joke for Nikki only. Actually, I'm going to give the floor to Chris for a little bit. He's been waiting so patiently to talk. go ahead tech Yeah. Chris, what do you got to say? What do you got to say? How are you guys doing? I'm good. I got my dinner table. I'm good. What was that Jeff? A burrito?
Speaker: my to like and I love you. palm me run can you ra subway subway what'd you get man yeah didnt again like got the all american all american club so you didn't take any of our advice we ignoreed us completely it comes with a ah wait a minute wait a minute I too.
Speaker: Now I'm the king of dinner report.
Speaker: i Love you baby. I'll see you when you get home. Be careful. I'm having an All American Club so from subway. What are you eating fat ass? Getting ready to close. I thought they closed at 10. Yeah, they closed at midnight.
Speaker: Well, they close at midnight unless there's nobody in there and then she can close at 11. Oh, maybe business such a cool place. That is man. It's a really cool place. I wish they were busier than what they are, but oh yeah well, with that with the help of Nikki and Blaze and I in the nonsensical network, we'll get them popping. See that place will be that that'll that'll be that'll be the it place. We'll have them lined up down the block to get in there.
Speaker: I might be, uh, I know you got to, I know you got another story, Blaze, and we keep going on. Um, I might be hosting trivia night once a month or maybe twice a month. They're coming up. in words soon e That'd be cool.
Speaker: that life so blas i can mean head go some on screen and i'll Put you guys in the fucking chat. Yeah. Yeah. niy brought Bitch get in the fucking chat Bitch get in the fucking chat and shut your whore mouth. This is my world. I'm gonna let you live in it Christi, you know who the fuck Riley is No Who is Riley? Who the fuck is Riley and who the fuck does Riley work for? Who's your daddy? And what does he do? Oldie of a bomb world freakin Arnold source nervous sound Know what?
Speaker: boys have penises and girls have vaginas but not anymore they don't little boy girls have penises and boys have vagina in 2024 and the earth is flat blaze the earth is flat bla so So I got a little quickie story before we can blaze the story. You know, in the 70s and the 80s, women had a bush. In the 90s and 2000s, they had a landing strip or it was shaved bald. In 2024, they got nuts. They got pogo sticks. That's not what I wanted to do. Yeah, it is.
Speaker: That's been said a lot in Thailand. i guess i What's that, buddy? King is wondering. No Pepsi or Dr. Pepper. ah because you say Apparently, I can't guess what you're drinking. so No, Chris, I can't. I have failed you, Chris.
Speaker: What's going on, man? How you been? What's going on in your world? You still doing live streaming? Yeah. i never I know. I'm following you. I never get any notifications. I usually go live on TikTok. Oh, I wonder if I'm following you on TikTok. anymore Yeah, I'm never on TikTok. I get yelled at, Nikki yelled at me the other day because she was like, you used to send me sweet videos and everything else. And I said, baby, I'm never on TikTok. Like, I'll literally go to my TikTok page. And then you said yes.
Speaker: Sorry, I got you all good, bitch. That's what happened. They say the longer you're together, the the less romantical it gets. Oh, you said yes. No, I just, I am literally never on TikTok. I was on there the other day and I went to my personal page and then there's like, who is Riley?
Speaker: Um, and there was like there was like from the last month there was like four videos for monkey She she went to her friends. No, I'm so upset That's all right. We'll keep it there Ben J. What's going on brother? What are you doing? I'm so late big doll bring your ass up here Drop that link your oldest, right? no my zone was awesome Yeah Yeah the She keeps showing up on my Facebook like, do you know this person? Like, you know, it's like suggested it follows. I'm going to follow her and send her that. Do it. I'm going to send her. Who's Riley?
Speaker: Who's Riley? Who the fuck is Riley? I'll give you guys a Snapchat and every day we consider a video. Every day each one of us send her a video. Who the fuck is Riley? Man, I'm going to give her a complex and she's going to go in and shoot us all.
Speaker: Hashtag worth it. Yeah. what Hey, ooh, easy. Don't put that on my daughter. Calm down. i I'm down assholes. Jesus Christ. That's my fucking kid. Look, that's my bad friend. Yeah, Jim. What the hell? That's my late term abortion kid.
Speaker: I just sent her the photo. It literally says, who's right? Who's right?
Speaker: It was Riley. It was Riley. She saw it already.
Speaker: You're going to get a fuck you, Jeff. I'm waiting for it. Benji, you had old man. birthday I sent her a happy birthday yeah last year. And then she said, thank you. I told her, you're welcome. And then I just sent you, who's Riley?
Speaker: Nice. Benji, Jesus Christ, you are so fucking old, dude. I'm getting ready to go to bed. fucking It's fucking 11 o 'clock on a Saturday night. I'm going to bed. You suck, Benji.
Speaker: the
Speaker: Wow. You suck harder than Jeff on a Tuesday night down at the glory hole. Dead time stories. That's cool. That is cool. I didn't want to make up a whole bunch of freaking horror stories and read them out for Halloween. ah Oh, speaking of speaking of speaking speaking of Halloween. Who is what? You said it, child.
Speaker: ah Speaking of Halloween, Jeff, Wednesday night, we're going to one Wednesday night here in the next couple of weeks, we're going to. Team up and collaborate with another shop podcast and have them come up here with us. And we're going to do like a paranormal show. We're going to talk about like true ghost stories from my areas and, and, and stuff like that. Cause, uh, Pete, PJ PJ deal is into that stuff. And I am too. I'm super paranormal, like super into the paranormal and ghosts. And I know Jeff's kind of a skeptic or is a skeptic and his partner, Steve is also a skeptic.
Speaker: And please, I don't know where you stand in that category, but you're more than welcome to yeah come up. I don't. ah Yeah, i'm I'm I'm on the skeptic side. I don't. to um ah Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, we're going to we're going to we're going to talk like like ah hauntings in our areas and also like any personal experiences. OK, I have a boat. I have one experience. We have one right now. You guys just died almost a year ago by in a chupacabra attack.
Speaker: This is the ghost of Jeff. Who's Riley? Who's Riley?
Speaker: The hockey guy from letter letter, Kenny, he was with you guys and he did you guys have a Donnie? That's a show, Kenny. I love that goddamn show. Or as sure as he says, fuck you, Riley. Fuck you, Jonesy. You, Jonesy.
Speaker: fuck you. sha connor I fucked your mom so hard last night. Fuck you. Fuck you, Connor. I love that goddamn show. You can ask for kiss my ass. I put in I was trying to be funny and I put in who is Riley movie poster.
Speaker: ah but thick Is that AI generated? no i just i currently that's next little movie Oh, wow. Who's Riley? Well, there's no answer.
Speaker: I wonder if I can, I wonder what I could pull up here. Actually. All right. Please. I know you got another story ready. Uh, let's take a real, let's take a real quick break. Um, and then we'll come back and we'll have more stories from uncle. Yeah. True crime fiction coming up. Oh, please tell me a story. I found out who Riley is. Riley's a cop. Riley looks like a board.
Speaker: looks like a board cop. Feel the emotion. They're talking about looking inside out. This is the that has the emotions, not what we're talking about. I could have swore she said, Riley.
Speaker: oh Um,
Speaker: Oh, dude, this will be sick if it gives me a good picture. ah Let's do we're gonna take a real quick break. Let's do.
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Speaker: A lot of people don't fuck with me A lot of people look up to me
Speaker: Just woke up feeling happy I'm a real deal happy that was AJ AJ G That's my dude down in Miami down in the Miami area I'm going to show them some love AJG underscore 305 on the socials and everywhere you listen to music. go Show them some love. Let them know we c sent you AKA Mr. Sexy legs. If you're ever down in Florida or here in Ohio, stop by Otter Band and Mr. Sexy legs. Barbecue joint. where We're serving up all the finest Otter meat you've ever had. oh I like Otter meat. Yeah, buddy.
Speaker: oh that was my last I actually have an answer for you. Oh, shit, sorry. You got to take down the banner.
Speaker: and like and Who is that? Austin's boyfriend. Austin's boyfriend. Oh, man. Hodor, back ah we at the door.
Speaker: the that my yeah All right. Hey, Jeff, cue up to music. Let's get into this fiction true crime story that A .I. whimsically put together for us. And oh do it in the depths of the I'm sorry, in the depths of the South Canadian wilderness where trees whispered secrets and shadows danced beneath the moonlight. We figure known only as the Maple Butcher roamed free.
Speaker: with a chilling count of over 30 victims. His reign of terror stretched across the Northern provinces and seeped into the hearts of Americans living in the States bordering Canada. No one could fathom the nightmare that lurked into this in the silence of night until one day a new player entered the scene. Cool Hand Cam, the world's greatest bounty hunter. Cam, an iconic figure,
Speaker: clad in weathered leather jacket and wide brimmed stetson, had a reputation built on his success in capturing the most elusive criminals. His cold demeanor and high pressure situations made him a legend. After years of honing his tracking skills across all 50 states, he accepted it in science accept it an assignment that would challenge even his extraordinary prowess, hunting down the maple butcher.
Speaker: The hunt began in Canada, where rumors of the grizzly discoveries were commonplace. Cam studied maps, interviewed locals, and pieced together a terrifying timeline of the killer's movements. The trail led him south through the US, connecting the dots between victims who had disappeared near riverbanks and secluded forests. Each town visited by Cam wore remnants of fear, but he remained undetermined.
Speaker: committed to unmasking the shadow that haunted both countries. Months packed and cam -tracked the maple butcher across state lines, from the frostbitten landscape of Montana to the rolling hills of Ohio. The chase was a pair a perilous dance, but he stayed one step ahead. He gathered intelligence from street informants, hoping that someone's slip of the tongue would unravel the killer's network. In Denver, he caught a break in a barfully spoke of strange late night visitors and heard stories of a man who matched the killer's sinister description. The pieces began to fall into place, leading him into a small town in Nebraska. Here, a local spoke of an abandoned barn at the edge of town, stunned
Speaker: and spoken of in hushed tones. Cam, equipped with nothing but his wits and instincts, filled a pool of destiny. He made his way to the old barn, the creaking wood yawning wide as he stepped inside, flashlight piercing the darkness. As he advanced cautiously, dusty memories seemed to linger in the air. Suddenly, sound echoed a soft ruffle. Almost
Speaker: Impe - what? Imperishable, Cam's heart raced as he steadied himself, his instinct sharpening in a secluded corner he spotted a figure tall and cloaked in shadow, an unmistakable silhouette of the maple butcher.
Speaker: The killer turned slowly, his eyes glinting with madness, a sickening smile spreading across his face. You think you've tracked me down? I've killed many, and you're just another curious soul. Cam chuckled softly, betraying no fear. Curious souls tend to ask too many questions. I'm not one of them. I'm here to finish this.
Speaker: With that, the high -stakes game of cat and mouse began. The barn, once an eerie cage, transformed into a battleground of wits. As the butcher lunged, Cam sidestepped, adrenaline surging. The chase weaved through dusty crates and rusted tools, the scent of betrayal heavy in the air. Cam, always a calm under pressure, remembered his training. He feigned a retreat, baiting the killer into an overzealous charge.
Speaker: Just as the Butcher reached for him, Cam pivoted and used the barn door to gain leverage, slamming it shut. The sound had gone. He was quick, and the Butcher turned to escape. Cam tackled him to the ground, hitting him with the weight of both skill and determination. Game over, Cam declared, the grip of justice tightening around the monster.
Speaker: He pulled out handcuffs, trapping the butcher's wrists behind his back. The madness in the killer's eyes flickered, realizing his reign was at an end. As dawn broke over the rise and the townsfolk gathered, their fears finally set to rest. Cam emerged from the barn, a true hero with the sun rising behind him. He had caught not only the maple butcher, but the handw wove a but had woven a tale that would be shared long after his return home, a tale of courage, cold resolve, and the tireless pursuit of justice. Hey, what's up, Tammy? right Thanks a lot, buddy. and Now I'm going to have a fucking nightmare. Yay! Let's all give Jeff nightmares. I was playing the butcher. Huh? I was playing the butcher. I didn't see you have the... Actually, I was picturing the maple butcher more like
Speaker: um redhead kind of with like a barely any little like whisker facial hairs tracks his victims wearing pajamas but he does everything from the couch it does hurt not just saw it's all on vr man it's all on vr his his victims are only brought he like uses door dash because he never gets off on his couch
Speaker: What's going on, Tammy B? We should be coming there. We just did not want to know. We we were we' having an intense... interrupt it's it's it's It's bedtime stories with Uncle Blaze. Oh, yeah. Yeah. AI -generated bedtime stories. Is Uncle Blaze better than... Yeah, man. I don't know if Uncle Blaze is better than Daddy Blaze because we all know about uncles and nieces and nephews. They like too they like to again. You're gross.
Speaker: Oh, my goodness. Is that video? Hey, daddy, please dominate. Oh,
Speaker: a oh that's right. i so I shared it on Snapchat. What? I hear people in the background. Hey, daddy. Somebody's got there. It's me. I think technicians play on your on TV.
Speaker: What's that? ah sorry Jeff, did you get those? Did you get those? Who, who's Riley? pictures i sent you go we was ri well i did it i I did both a male and female version. What does it say? It says Bailey. and i didn't know just a bailey Who is Biley? I should have had.
Speaker: You can't trust A .I. art, man. Just like their A .I. stories, it all makes sense. Actually, the stories do kind of make sense. It's a real small.
Speaker: Who is Riley? Thank you for subscribing, Tammy B. We appreciate that. Yeah. Awesome. Really. Appreciate you.
Speaker: tough Tell your friends about us. We're a great, great bunch of people. You can ask, you can ask Chris. um Chris wouldn't be here if we weren't. We are all awesome except for the Connor guy who shows up every once in a great while. That guy fucking sucks. Connor is the worst.
Speaker: Fun fact. that you know i've seen fun fun fact. I'm unfortunately. For being AI, that's terrible. AI stories are really not that bad. No. You know what I want to do? I want to find a good AI music one because I have an idea. So if you guys come across a good AI music one. I that was actually I was I was looking for one of those. I haven't found one man I will let you know.
Speaker: but Let me know. I don't want to share my idea. I want to kind of surprise you guys because I have this really cool fucking idea, but I haven't been able to find one. So if you find one that's good, let me know where I can just punch in like eight to 10 keywords. Nice. bla for halloween Um, because, because I have, I have a, I have a really cool idea to create new intro music. Oh, nice.
Speaker: for all the homes. Right. You actually wanted to sing the song or just write it? Yeah, write it and sing it. Everything. but the so able to find That way he doesn't have to have to do anything except for copy and paste kind of thing. Well, yeah, because i A, I can't write a song B, I can't i can't play instruments and C, I can't sing. see I can't carry a tune in a bucket.
Speaker: Also, I don't have the money to fork out and be like, you know, like, I don't want to go to like James or Derek or something like that. It'd be like, Hey, will you guys write a song for the 27 ,000 shows that I host? Right. You know what I mean? Like, like, I don't want to do that. I don't want to ask them to do it for free. And I don't have the money to be like, you know, I'll slide you guys a little short on something your way. But if I can use AI to kind of create off of what I want to do.
Speaker: And if it sounds good, even better, I got to reach out. I'm going to reach out. Not that I think I don't think he'll answer. Mike Kauta, the host of the Mike Kauta show that I listen to every morning, he found one and it created a really cool fucking song for the hurricane. And he did like a country version. There's a whole bunch. Yeah. Yeah. i've downloaded I've downloaded like five or six and they just don't give me what I want. You know what I mean? Like I put in rock and it's like it's like pop classical.
Speaker: but You want one that knows it's music. Yeah. So that's, but I have an idea. And if it works, and if I can find the right AI music generator, then, then I'll create like, and if you guys want to use them for your shows, you can. And if I like them, I'll use them on my shows. You know what I mean?
Speaker: africa
Speaker: not like I want something like for like what the fuck news I want something with like a a news intro but like something like it's the news you know like it's the news it makes you say what the fuck you know and like so yeah not necessarily that but you know what I mean right but but it's got like a news it's got like news music behind it you know what I mean like right oh wait that's yeah ESPN never mind that's sports center je that du
Speaker: Nobody fucking likes ESPN. You suck. Well, yeah, we do a college game day, man. I was watching just a little bit, just the tail end of Fox game day today before the Michigan game. And I'll tell you what, Pat, Pat McAfee joining ESPN college game day. He's making everybody else that does college kickoff step the fuck up. That guy is single handedly made everybody.
Speaker: Dude, today, i doubt I didn't catch who it was, but it was one of the older guys on the panel. And Chris, I know you're a sports fan. I was watching College Game Day. And this is what the addition of of Pat McAfee has done for College Game Day. ah First and foremost, he curses on there like a fiend. Second of all, everybody else on the panel, of Herb Street, Dez, Lee, all the other, they they were always like real stuffy and and and whatnot, and like sports broadcasting.
Speaker: Well, today they were talking about the but what game were they talking about? Penn State, Illinois. And they were talking about the coach and the coach, you know, like puffing his chest out, not letting shit get to him. And and basically like, you know,
Speaker: ah We ain't worried about it. It's just another Saturday. We're going to go out there and play a game. And one of the guys on the panel, they were zoomed out. So I didn't catch who said it. But one of the older guys said, coach so and so is playing a game of F around and find out.
Speaker: And then Des was like, yeah, he's about to find out too. I was like, I love it, man. Yeah, I can't watch stuff like that but it would be it would be cool, you know, like I said there's a, there's a, I think, if you i have to check and my kids have my phone but I think a while back when when AI first really came out.
Speaker: um We, i say you a I think I sent you a video in your TikTok a while back. There was like 15 different AIs that will help you do whatever. You know, I think I might have said that to you. I don't know. I yeah i've i've i've played around with several of them. I just none of them have given me what I'm looking for at the end of the day. Right. Yeah, I'm trying to win out right now.
Speaker: What's stream elements? i Chris, you use OBS, don't you? Is that an OBS thing? No, that's an AI bot that I use. Oh, okay.
Speaker: Alicia? Yeah, Alicia. And then I'm letter A, AI Is that an AI bot? I thought so too. Oh, that's an AI bot. Chris linked up his YouTube and twitchy. That's the cool thing that we do. Not only, not only do we do the the open door challenge, I didn't even do an intro and we came back from break. I just, we just, uh, it's ladies gentlemen and gentlemen, if you're in the chat and you want to come up and hang out, you are more than welcome to, uh, we got the link in the chat. All you got to do is click that link. Come on in. All we asked you to turn the camera on, put your penises away and nobody wants to see your dirty butthole. Chris, I'm talking to you. Leave your penis in your pants.
Speaker: If there's a wiener on that monitor, I swear to God. Stu. You naughty boy, Christopher.
Speaker: Whoa, it's time to refill it. Wow, you really are. You just you just doing your whole AI thing, aren't you there, AI bot?
Speaker: um But, uh, yeah, you know, that's the other thing that we do. We, we have it set up on our stream yard that anybody who comes in here, if they've got Facebook or YouTube or Twitch or whatever. You can throw the live up on your, on your platforms as well. yeah And like, like something negative yeah, that's something I got to teach a PJ Dylan and his idiot friend. Yeah. I called you an idiot deal with it, Steve. I don't care. It's your six foot knife. I'll probably chop the shit out of you.
Speaker: fucking Kick your kneecaps in and then you'll be fucking five foot two real quick in in a hurry Yeah, fuck good now fuck good now Steve, yeah for good now steve if you trust me he wants to He probably does they've been talking so much shit my my NFL picks are so bad last week I ate straight shit sandwiches Jeff. I know I've been telling you all week. I was 2 & 14 bro. I was 2 & 14 but If I was a gambler man and I went to the casino and put money down, the casino would invite me back. They would give me VIP treatment because they would have taken all of my money. We like this guy. didn't come back anytime Yeah, we like this guy. You get the penthouse suite. You get all your food and drink for free. Just keep betting. Just keep making your NFL picks, jackass. Do it again.
Speaker: Mind you, this was after an 11 and five week and a nine and seven week. And then I go two and 14.
Speaker: I was just like, God, Lee, man. like I did. It was bad. and And Steve and Bill have been having all kinds of fun with it all week long, all week. They've been having fun and Steve talking shit because good well they're they're a wish like like Bill is a wish version of me and Steve's a teaming version of you and they want to be nonsensical nonsense but they're not and they keep talking shit like we're gonna bring that belt home we're gonna bring that championship home and I'm like oh my worst day you couldn't take this belt off of my shoulder so I think the NFL picks is their way they're gonna like we're gonna be better than like who's Riley
Speaker: haven um but somehow Send that picture. to Send that picture to Austin. yeah No ass and no dicks. So I just wrote, I just, I let the AI generator write a song. I'm going to send it to the WhatsApp.
Speaker: and that's in my way I'm going to send it to the group. Blaze, you are, you are the Michael Bathurst of AI stories. Who said that? I did. Because Bathurst, Bathurst does, like he does his streams and all of his streams are AI songs. Oh, really? He talks, yeah, he talks football. He uses, I wonder if it's too late to send him a, send him a link.
Speaker: So in this, a i this is, this is what I wrote. I want Jeff to play, but I want to read whatever I want. Well, actually give it a second. Cause it's processing. It'll, it'll be playing here in a minute. Well, let me say what he put in there and then you can play it. Yeah. Yeah. I put it. Yeah. yeah yeah Oh, you, what, you, what you put in for content deleted it. It it deleted it. Yeah. that's so i'll just give you right basic of the name I wrote in I wrote in a donkey goes to a dive bar meets a stranger gets convinced to murder his ex -girlfriend and then go right to the mayor's house on a drug benders when I typed in there and then whatever the lyrics in song is what it's name is I picked name in a song
Speaker: to you remember the name that song wild donkey run or some shit like that. Donkeys wild ride. Hold on a second. What genre of music? The genre genre is going to be country folk and it's a female. Okay. This is random. Here we go.
Speaker: listens close ah the stranger
Speaker: Donkey running wild in the urban plight where no one spies
Speaker: no one spies
Speaker: you know okay they we shaking they island will kill dreams of
Speaker: turning again regrets
Speaker: You know,
Speaker: It sounds very Renaissance festival, though. like It does. It does. It's like an Irish kind of. Yeah, it's very. what what What app was that? This was a website. It's called A .I. Music Factory. A .I. So I want to I want to like see if we can find an A .I. video generator and put the lyrics of that song in. So I could have I could have I could have done a video to with that.
Speaker: Oh, if you could have done it. I'm not sure, I'm not sure if this will, yeah, I'm gonna try something else. The reason why is because like, I only have three, I only have three downloads. I got three tries, so. Do something different then. The reason why is like, I'd like to add those lyrics to a music, a video generator and then put it all on TikTok. The reason why is like,
Speaker: because I'm not mad at it. I might have to jam with that as I go to the store. Skip. As I go to the store in the morning, just skip. I'm saved. I might have to play that as I get in the shower in the morning.
Speaker: like i I crank up music while I shower. and just kind of jam out while I'm doing that or when I'm going to the store, I listen to music and that's gonna end up on my Spotify playlist. How's Subway in Mexico, Jeff? Subway in Mexico is not terrible. It's actually pretty good. What kind of bread do you get on your Subway? Do you get regular white bread? I get the Italian herbs and cheese bread. Okay. I always get the oregano and Parmesan.
Speaker: Uh, I fucking love it. But I actually got, what was it? A couple days ago. The weird thing is my kids don't like Subway. I'm like, how can you not like Subway? And so I don't get to order it very often. But the other day I was like, you know what? Fuck you guys. I'm ordering Subway. You're gonna eat Subway or Tony? So I ordered Subway and I got, uh, footlongs.
Speaker: but i'm I'm one of those, but when you order Subway, what do you do you put everything on it? yeah I'm like, yeah, I'm one of those that like, if you're gonna make me a sandwich, I want dirt from the ground. If it's in the fridge, throw it in the sandwich, I'm ready to eat it.
Speaker: I love it. But like the torta I got today, there's this place here called Tortugas, El Tortugas. and this is actually called the cubano and it has everything they they but they give you a big old chunk of uh i can't remember the kind of cheeses it's a uh my wife i can't remember the style oh man you're gonna like sign in to google and all that shit for this thing yeah that that's how it tracks how many times you can do it
Speaker: mary Okay, we'll do this. Because it did the same thing when I did the AI generated photos. Okay, I'm doing another one. pause is do it all over again I know. Yes. d Yes. It's so weird. You have to open up a new tab. There you go.
Speaker: this This one, I'm doing heavy metal. I um put in heavy metal dark, so it's supposed to be like dark. Well, what did you put in because you said it deleted it? To me? or Yeah, that way we know. and so and so Okay, this is this is me with this is me with AI.
Speaker: that's just Put a nonsensical nonsense alluding to take over the asylum podcast that is wild wild crazy fun and all come Okay, try a free mail voice I Don't know how to save it though and send it to where you guys can post it That should save as a file When you said it you said this file oh No way, okay
Speaker: she yeah to meet solu some no way Okay, so I'm not mad at these I The literally first lyrics of ah the song blazes that's hilarious. I can't wait to play. Yeah It's downloading right now. It's processing understood. But oh my god, that's cheese On wheat mayo and olives I love olives There was a there was an olive store in, um, sisters, Oregon, Oregon that I fucking loved. Um, like it was like gourmet fucking olives, like, uh, olives with fed or olives with like fucking like, um, habaneros, lemon peel. it would It was so good. i Okay. So, so I can't eat olives direct, but you put them on a sandwich and put them on a pizza. I'm fucking it. Yeah. But I like.
Speaker: Like I, my ex girlfriend, uh, back when I was in high school, she would literally buy a jar of olives and eat them out of the jar. I'm like, you nasty. Go brush your fucking teeth because that's gross. That's what my mom does.
Speaker: I can't I can't do it. But but I'm the kind of guy glitzing me do it. I'll eat jalapenos right out of the fucking Like they they sell jalapenos in a in it They they stew in their own juices in a can in the store and I'll buy a can and just so fucking loss I don't know why this one's taking longer to process Because it's metal Maybe. Warning, white people dancing. Warning, white people dancing.
Speaker: No. Oh, there it goes. I did that and it literally gave me like a fucking 10 second song.
Speaker: What?
Speaker: I just feel like after that song plays, Blick needs to slap somebody on the ass and in a good game. I like black ah and black olives. I like black olives on my pizza and sandwiches, but I like green olives straight from the jar.
Speaker: I don't know. I can't do. I can't do it. You know what? I think it is that they're the blandness. All right. So this one is accompanied by a video. I'm not sure how the videos look, but I just sent it to you, Jeff. All right. It'll take a second to load. I think it might actually play the lyrics on that one. I hope so. So this is a heavy metal song.
Speaker: I'm curious to know how how it's going to turn out. ah it If it's even half as good as Donkey's Wild Ride, I'm not mad. <unk> mean it's only like It's only a minute and 27 seconds. Still, Donkey's Wild Ride, i my new fucking champ. Did he go get a beer or is he going to the pisser? I think it's a pisser. I got my wiener in my hand. Blaze, you want to see? He's doing something illegal.
Speaker: boys
Speaker: He were muted. What was that? i think it ble I see a magic trick. Watch this. I'm going to I'm going to pull a weiner out of my pants.
Speaker: Avocado is just good. Yes. Yes. I dig some avocado. I'm not a big tuna person, but I dig some avocado. I'm more of a chicken. Tuna mayonnaise. Tuna mayonnaise. Put it on cracker. Did you send that through WhatsApp? Because I'm still not getting it. Yeah, I did.
Speaker: it's not Oh, I forgot. I forgot to hit send. That'll do it. There it goes. Chris like motherfucker.
Speaker: Well, I like the beat already. I haven't even heard it. I had to you have to play it a little bit to get it to say there. Yeah. OK, so this is what is the name of the song again? ah Nomadic Heart.
Speaker: nomadic heart. And I've read the lyrics and I'm not mad already. And I'm hoping that it's processing. I'm hoping the lyrics play through, but here we go.
Speaker: Well, I'm mad. It ended with minute 26 right there. Oh, it didn't even blake play at all. like did it talk Did it say walked into the bar, met a man named Joe, lights, flash, red, blue. No, it never got that far. It got laugh ah got to the chorus, which is search and beloved, all the wrong places, faces and names, too many traces. So it didn't do verse three, bridge or chorus. Wait a second. How come there's, oh, there's two parts? Wait a second. This one's two minutes long.
Speaker: Oh, okay. I'm wasting my third download. I don't care. And what I'll do is I'm going to, I'm going to put them, if it's the second half of the song, I'll put them both in one video. Yeah. Give me one second. Let me, uh, send it to you. I to open up my clip channel together.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm I'm not mad at this at all. I'm not either. I liked it. How much is it? I don't know. I haven't haven't gone that far.
Speaker: Okay. There you go. So, this is this. Oh, no, that's you. You literally just said that. Yeah, that's all. I gotta I gotta I gotta say I uh yeah i just said I, I'm about to waste my third. Um, but I put in rock country and it sounded exactly like blazes first. one Oh, really? Interesting. Yeah.
Speaker: All right. So I'm going to play Nordic nomadic heart. Uh, this should be the whole thing.
Speaker: I kind of like it better though. I do too.
Speaker: It just ends. You know, I'm not behind that one either. Cool. Well, here goes my, here goes my thing.
Speaker: You need to go back to your AI story and and basically take the lyrics from this one and put it in it and see what it does. I like that idea. um See what story comes out. And then we play this in the background while you're telling the story. Yeah.
Speaker: but
Speaker: We're going to change the name of this episode to fun with AI.
Speaker: Well, see, I pretty much wrote a Bigfoot goes into a, I think I said it goes into a diet or it goes, oh, big a nomadic Bigfoot rides the highway, ah looking for love in all the wrong places, ah meets a wicked Joe and like, he you know, his life ends and all that and that shit. So, nice yeah. I'm not mad at it. Lick's over there playing with that. He's got three downloads.
Speaker: You know, I, like I said, I'm not mad at these songs. Oh shit. It already wrote the story. That was quick. Yeah. I wasn't, I wasn't going to read another story tonight, but if you guys don't mind, I'll oblige. Hey, I'm ready. I'm going to play Nordic heart in the background. Ooh. I like that. Pneumatic heart. Yeah. Play that in the background. um in the dense forests of the Pacific Northwest. I swear, every time there's a Bigfoot story, it's always the Pacific Northwest business. When the moon hung low and cast eerie shadows, Bigfoot roamed beneath the night sky. A figure in myth and legend, he was more than just a beast of the wild. He was a soul adrift. With every heavy football, he felt the weight of loneliness crashing upon him. A tidal wave of loss and longing that drowned the once vibrant world he knew.
Speaker: The echoes of his past throb in his chest like a heavy metal rip, a reminder that even the fierce creatures could harbor a tinder heart. On a wide deserted highway, the headlights of passing cars lit his path momentarily, illuminating the hybrid creature of solitude and search.
Speaker: it was the last It was late September and the air was crisp, scented with damp earth and fallen leaves. Bigfoot's gaze, deep and smoldering like the embers of a dying fire, scanned the horizons for something, anything, that could fill the void. He had lost his way, but in the solitude of the wilderness, he was not just an elusive phantom. He was a seeker of connection, an embodiment of the nomadic spirit trapped in this jointed reality.
Speaker: His travels took him down forgotten roads until he spotted a flickering neon sign that pierced the night like a beacon, promising warmth and refuge, the last chance saloon. it buzz with It buzzed and flashed in the inciting rhythm, a siren's call luring him closer. He pushed through the heavy door, the sense of wood smoke and cheap whiskey enveloping him like an old friend.
Speaker: Inside the chaos of humanity collided with his primal instincts. Bright lights flashed, red and blue, casting on an otherworldly glow over the patrons caught in a web of laughter. Sorrow and secrets, Bigfoot's eyes roved over the crowd, searching for life, for understanding as if it was any moment you could find home within the connections of strangers. As he shuffled into the bar, eyes turned,
Speaker: Was this reality, a myth, or just another lost soul? He met a man named Joe who nursed a drink at the counter, the Bigfoot. Joe's laugh, a wicked melody that rang out over the clatter of drinks and conversation, chaotic yet so alluring. It reminded him of his simpler times.
Speaker: of the camaraderie he yearned for. Joe gestured for him to sit. And in that moment, something primal sparked between them, a shared understanding of exile. With a flick of the wrist, Joe dealt cards across the felt surface of the table nearby. The game began, tensions swirling like a storm brewing. Bigfoot found himself drawn into the thrill.
Speaker: The stakes rising with each hand played. The stakes were much too high, though. A game not just for chips, but for emotions, of risks taken. Cards flew in his grasp. They were his shield and sword against the world outside, yet each turn emphasized his struggle. But still, in the depths of his enormous heart, he was searching, not just for affection, but the kindred spirit willing to venture alongside him. Perhaps in the haunted hollows of the forest,
Speaker: or the wild rose that crisscrossed their fates. The realization hit him hard. A riff in the heavy metal song sung loud, the faces and names that swirled around him all concealed too many traces of what could not be reclaimed. With every hand, every whisper among the crowd, he felt the walls of the bar close in.
Speaker: The echoes of laughter and sorrow rang in the competition with a melody of all his own, vibrant against the darkness of his past. Shaping it into the present, he could not ignore any anymore. Bigfoot took a deep breath, his heart pounding in time with the drumming of the life surrounding him. He rose, towering over the assembled crowd, a silhouette of longing against the warm glow of the bar. Perhaps in these wrong places, these chaotic moments he could find,
Speaker: the love he saw. He had search in the shadows and darkness. Yet here, amidst the Knopf... I just fucking found a word. I just tripped off. Tripped up on Knopf... Anyway, of human connection, I know that word. I don't know why I can't pronounce it right now. Of human connection, a new journey began. The neon lights illuminated his path forward.
Speaker: guiding a nomadic heart toward a destiny unknown. In that moment, Bigfoot was not just a creature of legend. He was a symbol of every lost soul, striving for the acceptance of the world, often overlooked the beauty and chaos. He would continue to roam, but this time with hope ah see as his compass, the search for love abandoned feared and forged and fire had only begun. Interesting.
Speaker: cacophony. The fucking word I was tripping is cacophony. but Anyway.
Speaker: yes What? What's the lunatic? Is this you? Collect, I think you're muted, bub. I, it took me, it took me three tries, but I, I, I got two of them. I got two of them here. I think it's the same song that twice, but it's different versions. So here we go. ill try this version and listen to Yeah, go ahead. No,
Speaker: no.
Speaker: This is for the podcast.
Speaker: me so I can make a video for it.
Speaker: Go ahead and go to the second one, Jeff.
Speaker: Everyone, while the crazy just begun, level up till the sudden jokes are never done.
Speaker: Not bad. I liked the ah second one. The second one was fucking fire. It was longer too. It was the full was song. I think I sent them on WhatsApp. I think I tried to do it. from Okay. I liked, I liked the music and the guy's voice in the first one it sounded like Ozzy, but the second guy sounded like Ozzy too. Yeah. Sounded like Ozzy with Pantera backing them. Right.
Speaker: i not mad I literally just I literally just put in nonsensical nonsense unhinged lunatic takes ah lunatics take over the asylum comedy podcast but but I put in like so the first two times I tried it I put in I put in rock country and then I put in heavy metal rock country and they both sounded like that like Renaissance Festival in fairy and I'm like what the fuck so then I put in heavy metal and Rock. I put in heavy metal, dark rock screamo. But so.
Speaker: But we still want a tab that shows you all the different genres and shit. Yeah. Well, I did, but i didn't I didn't. I just put in my own thing. But so what I did is I put in that description and then I clicked on generate lyrics. So it created. That's why the first one was only like 12 seconds long, because it literally just went on what I put in there.
Speaker: Um, but then I generated lyrics and it created the whole fucking minute and a half. And then two, man, how much is this? Can we, can we do it? Can we do a group thing and, and buy this? Cause I think we could have a lot of fun with it. Find out how much it is. Yeah. And I'm already starting to think about a intro song for nonsense and chill. Right. I mean, well, he's in it. You know what?
Speaker: Uh, up to 600 songs maximum per month can generate song up to four minutes long, 300 generated times per month, 500 download times per month, 10 running jobs. Oh, I don't know what any of that means. Music storage up to one year. I think it's $9 and 80 cents annual payment, best deal.
Speaker: I don't know what the lump sum is on that one, but it falls down to 735 quarterly payment 930. Yeah. Monthly. yeah I mean, 10 bucks a month. It's not bad. I'll be back. I need need you need a weed break. Yeah. I mean, not bad. 10 bucks a month. I mean, shit. Glaze and I already plan for paying for paying for StreamYard. And if we could fucking lock that down and configure it out, man.
Speaker: Uh, that's a basic plan. So their premium plan is $30 a month. I don't, I think that's a bit crazy. Commercial use includes any use that generates revenue. So we can use it for revenue. If we wanted to can generate songs ah up to four minutes long and extend them to six minutes or longer. I don't, we're not fucking, uh, iron butterfly. We're not creating in a God of the Vita here. Yeah.
Speaker: permanent music storage with unlimited storage space up to 3 ,000 songs per month 1500 generated times per month 20 running jobs at once so yeah I think with the 20 running jobs a month I think you can you could have up to 20 different songs one at the same time also Or period you get that 20 songs running at the same time so we could do like four albums okay Unlimited download and mp3. Yeah, I think that's advanced
Speaker: I made this oh here ready
Speaker: That when all this is all, no, it's actually not hot. That has to go to 450 degrees. I know. So, so we can put the pan in it.
Speaker: All right. the four hundred fifty two I don't know what they were talking about, but I figured we didn't need to hear them. So i I updated the videos, the photos that are on that. So it shows parts of the network and the logo. I still have music playing. Is the music playing or is it just me? No, it's just it's just jesus you.
Speaker: it's It's the music in your head, sir. No, it's literally it's still playing in my ear. Weird.
Speaker: That wasn't me. That wasn't me either. I'm on a whole different screen.
Speaker: Never mind. I fixed it. I'm stupid. What happened? So quiet. You had your phone connected to it. No, no, nothing nothing happened at all. Don't worry about it. You're watching the show. You're watching the show on the phone. No, I wasn't. No, I wasn't. yeah no i wasn't and That's not at all what happened. We're just going to, I made the music stop and that's all that matters and nobody needs to know what happened or why. Okay.
Speaker: but Okay. Fuck it. I don't give a damn. I was still on the ai website and i the music was playing on the a the ai website.
Speaker: Yeah. It's like $10 a month. They used to play it, man. That's not bad. I mean, we created nonsense. Yeah, we created. How many, how many downloads, how many songs can we make in one month? Hold on.
Speaker: but um me said like I don't yeah come get our remote from back here. I think it's on the table. I mean, i'm I'm looking. But you can try it. I don't know how. I'm looking at the advanced options on the story writing thing. There's like character details, setting an atmosphere, format, story length.
Speaker: Sorry. genre narrative perspective and audience age group. So I can like mess with all that. yeah just one on nas for before he just i'm gonna keep that oh No, I did not meet myself. I was talking to Nikki. So I want to see if I can find another one because I want to find something that can create a rock country song, but I'm going to keep that that window opened up for this AI music factory. And if it's something that you guys want to do, I'll create a profile for all of us and give you guys the login and and we can share the cost ah but at the end of the day.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. What uh how many songs can you download a month or make a month? Oh, yeah. and That's right. That's what you asked me before Nikki uh started talking to me. Uh let me scroll down here. Where is it at? Uh pricing. Okay. So pricing your basic plan $10 a month. yeah It says 9 .8 USD. You can do up to 600 songs per month. the Okay. You can generate songs. Well, way more than enough.
Speaker: yeah you can up to You can generate up to four minute songs, 300 generate times per month. I don't know what that means. 500 downloads per month. So you had and you can you you can up to 600 songs maximum per month.
Speaker: and then it says 500 downloads per month. So you can have 10 running jobs at once. So you can have 10 songs creating at one time and music music storage for up to a year, which at the end of the day, once we create a song and we like it and we download it, we don't really need the storage.
Speaker: You know what I mean? That's the thing. Out of out of those 600, which are the best ones that we want to keep? You know what I mean? There's going to be a lot of ones like, nah, this is not what I'm looking for. Trash. There goes one download. Yeah. That's all. Yeah. I'm going to interview us on Glick's House of Music because we're musicians now. Nice, You're going to fucking piss somebody off saying that kind of shit.
Speaker: Yeah. suck you you Listen to the debut album from the Nonsensical Network when you take laughs. Featuring Donkey's Wild Ride.
Speaker: dony's wild ride no vadic car me take la Hey, I'm not mad at that pneumatic heart. I like that. I like the home. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm not mad. And like I said, I just kind of created a quick, I did, I changed up that video I just made. I put more than one photo. And it's just, it kind of goes from the nonsense, the nonsense logo to the um the one I made that is literally just a photo of all the shows.
Speaker: I redid the other day, so I added Cassie's corner and I added Blaze and Jay's to it. Podcast waves all day long. Asylum full of pranksters. Jokes in jest. Just as sh strong. Guest in fun. Not just us. What's this in -stream button do?
Speaker: the crowd and say right now Blaze, I'm going to create a story and it's not going to be AI. It's going to be about a Sasquatch and a stoner doing a Halloween party. And a Sasquatch tosses the stoner out of a second floor window.
Speaker: Live on a podcast. and yeah. let's get it Please get a picture of the square. The lights are beautiful. Okay. Oh, you can fly, a bitch. What? come high as he but Flat my wings. If you if you throw a blaze out of a second floor window in downtown New York, Ohio, does it make a noise when he hits the ground?
Speaker: find out go splat
Speaker: but Oh man, we've had a lot of AI fun today, man. We've never really played with AI before. lots lots of i did a I did that a long time ago when AI was first starting to get big. I did that intro that it was like in the world of podcasting. It had a movie trailer guy.
Speaker: we have it Or podcast run rampant. I still had it. I don't know where I went. I don't know where I put it. We had this photo to it. Did we delete it? I think we did, did. Because we never used it. Because it was it was like four minutes. You dumbass, you smell the metal world. You know me?
Speaker: No, I did. I typed really quick. I just kind of threw it up. Me tell me tell. There is a comic generator. Yeah, that's what you need. That's what you need for the ai story. No. yeah Is it a comic book?
Speaker: I'm about to just try, i ah I'm gonna, yeah, it's on that scene same AI generator I was already using for stories, but there's like, there's other things I can do. There's story generator, story character generator, plot generator, backstory, book title, AI comic, fantasy, character profile, dialog, who dialog? Metaphor generator, story prompt generator, loging log line generator, and AI book writer.
Speaker: I'm gonna create an AI that just, all it does is to give digs. Like, you put in a prompt that says, you know, tell tell me how the Michigan Wolverines suck really bad. And then it goes right away. Yeah. Yeah, that's what you get. Don't ask me stupid ass questions, child. Who is riding me?
Speaker: That's the song we need to write. Oh, I used up all my Jeff go on. I know it's, it's dude. Just go to your Google box, but AI music factory .ai. What's up motherfucker? What's going on, man? How you been? Long time. Hey, what's up, Brian? Moonshot show. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah How's everything going down there? And Carl's bad. Cool. Cool's bad. Got that link in the chat. If you're available, Brian, you know what's up. You know the drill. It's Saturday night open door challenge.
Speaker: Yeah. My daughter just replied to one of my snap, my, my snap story. And she said, why you look like that? So I sent her a video. Who's Riley?
Speaker: Bet you won't fucking Snapchat me again, child.
Speaker: You're going to learn today. You're going to learn. You're going to learn. You're going to learn today. You're going to learn. Try to think of a name for a superhero of banana.
Speaker: peeley Ooh, Peely. You're welcome. Just working the night. Counting down the days. How long until you're home, Bubba?
Speaker: New job going well. I know we you've been so busy. ain't Nobody had a chance to talk to you. Uh,
Speaker: please ah We're playing with AI tonight. We got AI pictures. We got AI stories. We got Uncle Blaze telling bedtime stories. ah We got DJ Glick and DJ Blaze on the ones and twos creating songs over here. Creating some fucking gems is what we're doing, man. We got gems like Pneumatic Heart, Donkey Wild Ride, and Lunatic Labs.
Speaker: We're already three songs into our album. You know that, right? I know. The nonsense. We're already three songs into our nonsense. Wow. no
Speaker: yeah Next. Next stop TRL. I don't think it was a thing anymore, Jeff. okay I know it's still 1994 down there in Mexico, but in the rest of the world, it's 2024.
Speaker: So it's like, guys, check out the, i can do chevia like because I have six different emails, I could technically do multiple songs. All right. Let's see how this fucking column. Oh yeah. that's That's right. That's right. You, you get to come home on my birthday. That's right. You get to come home on my birthday.
Speaker: I remember now we were talking about that.
Speaker: So I did the comic AI thing. It doesn't actually like give any artwork, but it has like, panel on and it gives like, uh, what, like what the art would look like. And then it gives like the, um, the, the story. Yeah. So you would, so you would have to go to like AI picture generator and generate. Yeah.
Speaker: Which I mean, it gives you the prompt so you'd be able to copy and paste it into picture. gen So I starting ah named a mega peel. Why does? The the the swatch in the stoner pic, I'm digging that. I think it got I think Jeff deleted.
Speaker: Or one is that.
Speaker: Speaking of which, I need us. I need to set up a set up a debate or something.
Speaker: There's a show for everyone. Oh, my God. We click. You're doing a game for men. Do what you want. Yeah. Well, bearded bros. Brian, he popping up. He's like, I'm staying down, down, down. What's the one two? That's what he talking.
Speaker: ah yeah um i I am I am I am starting pretty tired fellas We are almost five hours into this tonight. I am ah I am I am I am going to do yeah always ended Jesus fucking Christ I did Saturday Sunday Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
Speaker: I'm gonna 12 day stretch, man. 12 days in a row for a podcasting, for doing shows. Man. that's And that's going into next week. As long as you're having fun with it. What up, Brian? What's going on, guys? Man, I'm mad at you. Oh, man.
Speaker: ah I miss your meat. I miss your meat picks on Sundays. Yeah. That's a weird way to say I miss Brian. You have to wait like 10 more days or so. 10 or 11 days. don't know but I don't know if I can wait another 10 or 11 days to get Brian meat picks. I keep going back to the archive, man. Right? I miss Brian. I miss Brian.
Speaker: like George Michael's careless whispers played in the background and I'm scrolling back looking at old pictures. And I'm never going to dance again. And I'm never going to dance again. I'm guilty of feeling God no riddle. My new brain. It's going to be all right, Matt.
Speaker: right at the stroke of midnight, then I have the whole the whole week and then ah then I have like, so what, that's seven and then Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Yeah. yeah So 14, yeah. Yeah. 13 to 14 more days, man. Cause, uh, cause basically, yeah, from what I was told was like,
Speaker: You know, that like my relief will be in on Wednesday. And then they're like, from what I've heard from, from the guys was like, yeah, I struck a midnight. You're gone, man. Cause that there's your 12 hours, you know? Right. So yeah, I'm like, all right, cool. I was like, so you mean to tell me, I get to leave right at midnight and I could be home by noon or one o 'clock. The latest, depending on how long I stay at both locations of buckets. All right, cool.
Speaker: excuse man
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Speaker: I don't know if I uploaded it onto my laptop or not. Oh, no, you gotta see what Blaze did with it. Is this it? I think this is it. Yeah, this is it. Well, you got too much. Please delete songs. Oh, I don't. I don't know. I'll make it better. Yeah. Y 'all. Yeah. You did the letter. I don't want to delete a video.
Speaker: Man, I'm trying to get used to these boots.
Speaker: like But like, ah my buddy that got me this when the guy's like, he bought these pair of boots and then he just forgot about them. So they're like 10 and a half area, but they're, ah they're square toed cowboy boots.
Speaker: Nice. Oh, nice dude. How you liking them? Uh, taking, taking some getting used to. Uh, I mean, cause I mean, normally like the work boots I normally would wear would be like like the light stuff ones, but I'm just wearing these for now. Cause it just saves me, uh, saves me money. But when I go back home, I'm gonna get i actually, I'm gonna buy the boots that I really, really want.
Speaker: They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. eat eat the cat They're eating the dogs. They're eating the
Speaker: They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats. They're There you go, Brian. Blaze, that came in a hot as fuck. I was not expecting it. Is that Chris? No, man. I was never a fan of Ariots until my dad bought me a pair. I don't know. It's just a random gift. And I love them. They're square toe. I love them.
Speaker: But ah my day -to -days, I wear a Durango. Durango makes a really nice slip -on cowboy boot, work boot. That's what I wear every day to work. Yeah, I want to i wanted to buy the ones. Durango makes them ah that um Earl, yeah ah all some, they like they make them too. But I like the the harness boot that looks kind of like cowboy slash biker. you know I like that one. but But yeah, these are like sports cowboy boots. And I'm just it's taking me a little bit to get used to them. But it's like, man, if I got to run or whatever, I cannot run in these. But we're yeah um sorry.
Speaker: Good, good, Brian. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to talk over you. Oh, no, it's cool. But this is really come on the show. So now I have like two two area cowboy boots, like one steel toe, one soft toe. And normally when I wear my, normally when I wear my other cowboy boots, it's like if I'm going out to the rodeo or if I'm going out country dancing, that's it. Oh yeah, I was just about to do that. I think it came in too hot for Tammy too. What do you mean country dance, Brian? What's really funny is like Chris and I have the same cowboy hat.
Speaker: Which Chris? You, Glick. Do you got the green Shamrock's bedazzled cowboy hat too? No, no, no. The white cowboy hat with the with the brim. Remember we did the the Tim McGraw deal or what was that the Toby Keith? The white cowboy hat. Oh yeah, hold on. Yeah, yeah. When we did the Toby Keith tribute. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. yeah Yeah, we have the same cowboy hat.
Speaker: yeah Oh, damn. I'm not looking so fat anymore. I'm still fat, but I'm not looking as fat. but I've been in the gym, Brian. Good. um I've been, i got I got three weeks strong in the gym. I'm feeling good. I'm already feeling better. I got more energy. Like I'm i'm not, um' I'm taking the stairs more at work. I'm not, I'm, I'm, I'm ignoring the elevator. And ah yeah, man, I'm already feeling a little bit better. I don't know. I don't think I've lost anything, but
Speaker: Yeah. I only eat once a day, man. Like the moment I wake up, I go, I go straight to the cafeteria and I eat whatever they, I eat whatever they're serving or I could just ask for a burger. But that's all I eat. I i mean, for the rest of the shift for a whole 12 hours that I'm out here, I'm just drinking like zero sugar, sweet tea. ah Um, I'm drinking like Gatorade. What is that?
Speaker: Yeah, what was wrong my daughter? No. That's because you fucking know who Riley is and you won't tell us. around You skank and your Puerto Rican boyfriend's a fucking liar, too. We want to know who the fuck Riley is. just phil patton riley is I told her to bring her ass up on the show because we had a question for her. ah do Yeah, dude, that's the other thing, man. Like, I'm i'm drinking like one pop a day. Oh, where's Jeff? He is finding a song. So check it out, guys. have've been talking I've been um been talking about it for a hot minute. But look what I finally got. Nikki told me that they had them in the in the Walmart.
Speaker: What is that? It's a circle tumbler. What's so special about a circle tumbler? So circle you get these little you get these these pods, right? And they're flavored pods and they drop down into the top of them and you can get them on all the different flavors, but it's just it's water. So so like I'm not drinking and before when they first came out. All they had was.
Speaker: you That's so good. Uh, all they had was, um, the 20 ounce plastic bottles. And I was like, Oh, that's not going to do me any good. I'm not wasting 20 bucks on it. And then I seen on Snapchat ads that they introduced these 40 ounce tumblers. And I was like, Oh man, I want one of those, but they sold out. They were, they were sold out for like right now. Um, but Nikki was at Walmart the other day. Jeff, I finally got it. Okay. My circle tumbler.
Speaker: and And they didn't have them in a bunch of queer colors. They actually had the midnight blue. And I didn't want just plain black. I wanted a blue. So I went up, spent $25 on it. and and And they're actually really good. And I can put ice in it in the morning and fill it up with water. And then like later on that night, when I get done doing a podcast, there's still a little bit of ice left in them. And it's still ice cold. And well, this has actually been sitting on my nightstand for two nights. And it's still kind of cold. Oh, nice.
Speaker: thank So um yeah, man, Brian, I'm right there with you, man. I'm not drinking pop. I drink like one, maybe two pops a day. um But outside of that, I'm just drinking a lot of fucking water, man. A lot of water. Yeah, it's a it's a lifestyle you got to adapt to. It takes about a month or so to actually make it like fully routine. But yeah, I mean, a yeah, because I don't want to, because I have like in my fridge, in my room,
Speaker: Um, I have like that, uh, zero that Dr. Pepper zero with cream soda. So that's what I drink. And then whatever. And then when I go to the, when I go into the cafeteria, then I'll have like lemonade or I'll have like a mix of like sweet tea and unsweet tea mixed together. Um, app and then whatever food they're serving, but if I'm not feeling what they're serving, then I could ask for a burger. Uh, and they'll make me a burger.
Speaker: And then ah after that, but like the whole time while I'm out here at the middle of nowhere, like I, ah cause like right now I got like eight, eight bottles of the zero sugar sweet tea. And then I have eight of the Gatorades zero, the Gatorade zeros Gatorade water sucks. It really, really sucks. Water sucks.
Speaker: yeah Just I've just been drinking a buck on the water every day Oh, oh and and I have like a four -pack of that ah energy drink the ghost with the dream sickle flavor. Oh Yeah, I don't drink it anything. I don't yeah, I don't I'll get my I'll get my Pepsi in the morning and actually I take my I Got a tumbler. It's like a little 20 ounce. I don't know whatever you want to call it I mean, like I drink, I mean, like I drink, I drink the, I drink the, uh, the ghost like at midnight. Oh yeah. You're working night shift though. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's like my, it's, it's the end of my third week and I'm still struggling to stay awake. and I'm like, Oh.
Speaker: Dude, how bad is that going to fuck? How bad is that going to fuck you off? Because fuck you off. Fuck you. What? I mean, really, I mean, really, because by the time I leave here to go home, pretty much it's like my body would probably be hardwired by then to like to go all night. But I'll have like energy drinks and vibran to go along the way. There's drinks in Viagra all night long.
Speaker: Vibrant. Vibrant. I heard you. Little. Yellow. It's a yellow pill. It's a yellow pill. um Not the balloon? and know but No. No. But yeah, but by the time I get home, like and the in the afternoon, I'll probably still be awake. And then by like 9, 10 o 'clock at night, I'm like, all right, I'm going to bed. upm Lights out. I feel that.
Speaker: I'll, I'll hang on for the remainder of the day. And then like at night in my yard, I'm done. Oh,
Speaker: but like last night I hit 200 ,000 miles on my truck. nice Nice. Wow. Congratulations on being a 200 ,000 miles of, of being a queer. Right. Did you, did you, did you, did you and your boyfriend celebrate with your, uh, to do 200 ,000 miles?
Speaker: Yeah. Did did you get a boyfriend to celebrate with by putting on the allll by by putting on the double ended research and the the texas yeah used to do on y 'all's own time back in the day. That's like that. Keep that between y 'all. Hey, hey, hey, don't don't don't try to spend this on us. Mr Ford F 150. You're hating because mine looks good. You're you're driving a mom, mom vehicle. I do drive a mom vehicle and I love my fucking mom vehicle.
Speaker: I will say this though like like Mr. Marley like so mainly like the locations I go to it's a lot of rocky road and luckily my truck is tall enough to clear it but in some areas I could really cruise through but some areas I gotta go like 10 miles an hour to go through but I really do need a four by four to get to, to, to come in. Cause like these guys, Jesus, man. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You're a fucking Ford F one 50 is not even four wheel drive. No, it's a two wheel drive fucking. Oh my God. Brian, Brian.
Speaker: but You are not helping your cause here. I love you. And I really try to stick up for you. Hang on, hang on. At the time I needed a vehicle and this truck came around and it was a really good deal. And I was, I'd be an idiot to pass it up at that time. I love you buddy. And I really try to stick up for you most of the times, but you're making it very hard.
Speaker: but but I mean probably like next year I'll have enough money saved up to where I could actually buy what I mean I'm gonna buy me a cat like a four by four but I'm gonna keep my truck as a backup but I'm gonna actually buy me a four by four and Jeff I don't know if you'll debate me on this but what I'm looking for it's kind of hard to find because they're only made such a limited selection of these what two thousand eight two thousand two thousand and eight to two thousand and ten the the Hummer H3T, but I'm looking at that. Yeah, I know that vehicle. yeah Okay, here's the inner lights, the problem with them, the transmissions are a joke. Yeah. Yeah, the transmissions are not the greatest. I'm not a... Did you just say men? I said, oh, men.
Speaker: oh man Oh, man. by minute When it comes to what you got to remember, though, the H3T is is literally it's it's a it's a fucking Tahoe. It's a Tahoe frame and motor. Just like the H1 or the H2 is based on a suburban. Yeah, the suburban. Yeah. So you want to look for the same problems that you find on on those.
Speaker: But it's it's mainly like on the road, it'll be it won't be a problem. It's just getting off road over here is mainly what I need. I mean, it's it's big and it's tall enough and plus something like I said, it's inexpensive. I'm not looking for anything extravagant. I mean, you got guys out here flying by on their Raptors, guys driving around with the GMC AT4s. Then you got like the company the company trucks, like the different companies that are out here.
Speaker: Like I see these guys but flying by on their four by fours, but like at the man camp, holy shit. At the man camp, every fucking type of truck is out here. You got the the Honda Ridgeline four by four out here. You got like regular cab. I got scared than you are. I know. but ah but the get But I mean, they like every type of truck is out here, even like a fucking 2005 Toyota Tacoma four by four is out here.
Speaker: yeah like da I'm like, I'm like, the only, the only cars you'll see or SUVs is like the ladies that work here that work there. Yeah. They're at the man camp, but now here in the, here in the next few months, I'm going to try to upgrade my mom car, my soccer car, soccer mom car to ah Colorado. i think i getting that twenty foot Oh, you're going to get to Colorado. Yeah. I want to get to Colorado. I mean, like,
Speaker: I mean, for me personally, I would go with the Canyon because I just like the simplicity look. I like that. yeah but i'm like i like I like the package that the ZR2 comes with, the off -road package. Not that I'm going off -road or anything. I just like the way it looks. um yeah and then And then I'll drive that until cash grad. Well, maybe I'll drive that until cash graduates. I don't know. might But when cash graduates, I'm getting my big fucking Chevy Silverado 2500 quad cab. Yes, I have a small penis. Look at my big ass truck. I'm just going to say. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm going to im get the window decal on the back. Yes, I'm compensating.
Speaker: That's going to be my that's going to be like my gift to myself because like, congratulations, bro. Like, you know, the, the divorce and all the hardships they can start over and and you successfully got your kids to grown age. They graduated high school. They're doing their own thing. They're hopefully more successful than I am, but this is my, this is, this is my gift to myself as, as a brand new zero miles, 2 ,500 with everything on it. And I will drive that son of a bitch until the wheels fucking fall off. brand new zero bond Yeah.
Speaker: me find wondering i'm my on it wow later that echo Yeah, I think Chris has got us on on the TV or something he's he' what in here Jeff was Sorry, Jeff was saying he was downloading a song or something. Yeah um For some reason this isn't writing anything What are you using that AI music generator I i got it now i was just trying just put in like keywords and then go up to just an i did
Speaker: that's what yeah i want admit but It was taken forever. Yeah. sorry jeff has bring freebies I mean, like if money, if money was not an issue though, if I really had the fuck you money, I just wish they would make it ah make it a gas gas motor instead of electric, but I would go with that new Hummer.
Speaker: Yeah, I agree. If it wasn't ah electric. Yeah. If it wasn't electric, I would go for it. That's interesting. An electric Hummer. It is. It's an electric Hummer. And it's a piece though. It's a a piece though. It's a piece though. Parallel parking. Yeah. Parallel parking is easy on that thing. Yeah. God, I hope so.
Speaker: I just press a button does it on its own at this point. I mean, I mean, there's a there's a trailer. I mean, you can you can watch like a like a ah YouTube short of it. Yeah. You know, I've seen them on the road, man. They're they're like they're they're pretty much like a rolling tank. Mm hmm. Nothing like should have brought me out.
Speaker: OK, so.
Speaker: I don't know. I'll have to play with this.
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Speaker: But no, yeah, the the the electric comer is Oh, wow. Oh, is that pretty new to the market? Uh I think it's like two years. Year. Oh, okay. Yeah. ah Yeah. A year or two. Oh my god. 110
Speaker: yeah it's not cheap Oh my **** my balls. Oh ****. Yeah. Yeah. If money was not an object, I would go with that. Right? No, it's it's. I turned off the audio but uh here she is. She's a good looking truck. I'm not mad at it but it's electric which you know so far the yeah there is there's a crab walking version so it'll do a zero turn kind of thing uh it looks great but it's a like look it's got the rear steering i don't understand why people hate on electric so much it's electric we're gonna leave the lube well yeah look here goes the crab walk
Speaker: it's not I drove a all -terrain forklift, one of those variable extended reaches. That crap on me was fun. Yeah, the Sky Track. Yes. Oh, forklifts. This one was an old Hyster. This was an old Hyster. Oh, forklifts are on the train if you're breathing.
Speaker: It had the shoe. No, no, no. I've got some stuff. Anything's all terrain if you're brave enough. But Blaze, to defend that argument of why we're downplaying with that, it's electric. It's simply because in Oregon, California, they're all going 100 % electric. But in some other parts of the country, they don't have it. Yeah, but that's over decades long. I mean, it's not going to be everybody buying electric now.
Speaker: Yeah, i like but they but they want but they want to enforce it to where like, what, 20, 30, everything be all full EV, but it's like, you got to have a lot of solar panels, then you got to two to four acres of land just so you can have it as a chart as charging stations. Actually, and I saw a great solution for but solar panels. You know how when you go to different um Like, I know, Brian, you're trying to like not sell me on it, but you're selling me on it even more. I'm like, oh, cool. Solar panels, cleaner energy, I'm down. i mean But but that there's like this one there's like this one EV truck that I would go for. And I think it's like over 80 grand. But the cool thing about this truck, it's it's it's ah made by a brand called Edison.
Speaker: But on the truck, ah on the truck, went out of business what? Edison, I think they went out of business. No shit. No, because they I saw that they i think so awesome i wasizing they were advertising and on the electric pickup truck, but at the on the rooftop of the truck, it's built in solar panel. So it charges the one that's not in use. Yeah, I saw that. That's not bad looking.
Speaker: Okay, I dig that. oh Are you looking at the Edison edison EV truck? Yeah. Yep. Yeah. and then and it comes with that And it comes with a retractable bed bed cover. I see that too. that's That's pretty dope. It turns into solar panels. Yeah, yeah so yeah so for for over 80 grand, I would go with that. but I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad. No.
Speaker: but But this other one, this ah this other one, because I'm a fan of like cab over engines, ah the body style, this one is kind of different and unique, but look at look at the look at the canoe. It's C -A -N -O -O, but you type in a canoe truck and they have one that's like industrial and then they have one for like regular use.
Speaker: see it C -A -N -O -O, and then I think it's like the... I fucking want one of those. It's based out of Oklahoma. The company's out of Oklahoma. Oh my. Yeah, I want the work truck though. I'm looking at the... Which one was I just looking at? You're looking at the civilian one?
Speaker: No, it's it's got like the pop -up camper on top and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one I'm ready for work in. Yeah, dude, it looks like a fucking like Volkswagen bus. In a sense, in a sense. But like I said, yeah, when they're when they're driving it on the inside, it's so space. It's like really a lot of space in the like, I mean, everything's on an iPad.
Speaker: your speedometer, everything's on the iPad. I'm like, what the hell? I'm not a big fan of those giant ass fucking screens on those EVs, man. I'm not either. Like, that's what you need more distractions. Yeah. I wait for the day where you're paying subscriptions just so you can start your fucking vehicle to go to work. now That's gonna suck. um That's the kind of shit I'm worried about.
Speaker: This is this is why I will not go electric This is it parked in a parking garage For no reason what's one of the fucker just catches fire Yeah,
Speaker: no reason yeah let me again why you want to go electric exactly because that doesn't represent all electric vehicles, that's why I except for what was a there was a company. There was a storm and and those fuckers were popping off left and right in a rainstorm. Uh there was a video. It got released. It was a couple of years. I think we talked about it on the show. I mean, this is like two years ago. Uh they had them. They had them parked just outside the factory and like 15 of them went one right after the other. bo boop Boom. Boom. Boom.
Speaker: started exploding that's nuts And I get the technology's there, but it's not there there. You know what I mean? Yeah. We're now ready for Johnny cap technology. Exactly. Or demolition man technology. One day we will though. Well, the the one thing I did see, so there's a couple of people who have ideas for the solar panels. Okay. So when you do a solar panel,
Speaker: you need, you know, like an acre of land and you do, you know, you put up, you know, for a solar farm, so to speak, do an acre of land with like, you know, 15 ,000 panels. But we have all these parking lots. Why not park underneath the solar panel? Yeah. So your car there's, there's, there's ways to to do solar panels in a smart way to where we can work with the space available. Like, you know,
Speaker: on top of buildings and all that shit. I mean, there's, there's, there's ways to do it. There's a, there is, there is a, there's a housing community, not that far from me. I think it's in Irvington and it's, I forgot how big it is, but it's, it's primary is, uh, uh, solar panels in the solar panel farm is real close to where it powered all those houses. Well, the other thing is from what I understand it works great.
Speaker: even, even without solar, you can do geothermal. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. There's different ways. Yeah. I mean, you know, a lot of people when they, when, when you think saving the environment, quote unquote, the first thing goes like, yeah, I don't want solar panels. Well, okay. There's, there's hundreds of different ones. There's a high source solution made by a company. Um,
Speaker: it's It literally runs on natural gas and it runs, it's a natural gas turbine that basically works like a generator and it produces a nut where if you put, I could put but all of our houses on this system and it will generate electricity for all the houses for free. It runs on natural gas.
Speaker: And that's the thing, when it comes to renewables and greener energy, a lot of it's also going to come down to what's available in the region that you're progressing in that fashion. So it's going to be a combination of geothermal, solar panels, wind turbines, and other shit. A lot of people don't like it. And later on, hydrogen. Nuclear power is right now the safest.
Speaker: the safest and the most in the most efficient and efficient. Yes. And and and I get it. Chernobyl really fucked it over for everybody. But thank you, Russia. But if you if you watch out that that documentary very seriously on Chernobyl, have you seen that? No, I haven't. It's good. It's on HBO. It's ah it's like it's like an eight episode series about the Chernobyl accident. The Chernobyl.
Speaker: um reactor that exploded they built it as cheap as possible so they didn't use like when you shut down a na nuclear reactor it shoves these bars of carbon into the nuclear reactor which basically makes it inert but then what they did was the ones they were using were they had it they didn't have a proper tip and the tip that they used basically jumped it up to hyper speed. Oh. They explain it in the documentary. I can't remember. I think it's like copper tipped. When just the tip goes bad. Pretty much. Watch that terrible documentary on HBO. It's called Chernobyl. It's literally the best docuseries I've ever seen. I enjoyed it. I'll have to check it out.
Speaker: I enjoyed it better than the Taco Chronicles. Not better than the Lazaco. But Taco Chronicles are different because each episode is is it's almost like a food channel. Yeah. Where they'll knock the Lazaco until you try it. The Chernobyl the Chernobyl docu series is literally ah you know, from like the day before until ah like the trials that happened in Russia because those guys like Oh, yeah, those fuckers and fucked it up. I'm sure they got in some fucking on shit for you first, but I wish we could put Jeff on trial films.
Speaker: no he say no for anything no i don't know i can I can't can't run away. I can't run away from another country. people What what countries have no extradition from America and Mexico? I used to know a couple. That's Jeff's new Google search.
Speaker: No, Japan. last thirty fucking You went last 30 fucking seconds in Japan. Japan doesn't have an extradition treaty with us? Correct. Oh, OK. And I've been to Japan. I've flown through it. I haven't been. I was in the Navy. we I was passing through going to Guam. When were you in the Navy? I was in Korea for like a month.
Speaker: Dude, I sat there the my entire time in the Air Force. I always volunteer to go to Korea, but I got stuck at other pack out bases like Alaska and Guam. So I'm not complaining too much. China was in Korea after he i after Connor retired from the Air Force and then joined the army. He was in Korea for a while. not I would like to go to Japan because of the car culture there's distance.
Speaker: All right. All right. Tokyo Drift. No, no, no, no, no. There's a guy they you already beenage guy. I have. I'd like to stay there. That's what I'm saying. um When there's a guy I watch on YouTube, he lives in. I think he's in he's in some Asian country, but he's he goes to all these car shows and stuff like car meets and it literally makes Tokyo Drift look like a joke.
Speaker: because you really want to know how to leave it Tokyo because like the one video that you have to go that's the one video this guy is a car at the the meet but he's doing like a a uh a new style of painting like if you see the have you seen the cartoon paint on cars that makes it look like. Yeah, I've seen that those are so awesome. This dude was doing it live. This dude was doing it live. I do too. Yes. I don't want to do it myself because I know I'll fuck it up. Yeah, but I've seen them. They look, they look pretty dope. It literally looks like your car's a cartoon. Uh, I think it would be so cool to do it, but I wouldn't want to live with it. You know what I mean? Would it, would it be dope?
Speaker: I mean, like if I would have got allowed in into the military and if I was like stationed Japan or whatever, I'd be like, I want that Toyota Helix. I can get up here, dude. Oh, dude. I mean, if they had it for rent, I'd rent that bitch. We cruise on Cancun in that all day. ah You know, I asked about that. I called like four rental places. I was like, can I rent a truck? and They're like, we don't rent trucks. But yeah, here's the here's the cartoon paint.
Speaker: Oh, nice. They usually they use one of those Magnum 44 markers on your paint job. And it, if, like, this one. You definitely want somebody who knows what the hell they're doing, or it's going to look shitty. Yeah. Like, this one. I I want one of those cars where it's like, it's a Mustang. It's a Mustang, but it has like a Nissan 240SX engine in it.
Speaker: Fast and furious.
Speaker: Jeff is like, you asshole. You hurt my brain, Brian. You hurt my brain. Stop driving forwards and you won't be so stupid. i actually I have a question for you, gentlemen. And everybody can answer in their own turn. I saw something today.
Speaker: And I wanted to I wanted to bring it up tonight night. This is what I was trying to pick up earlier so You are allowed three vehicles price no option and You have you get to keep them what? And these are the only three vehicles you own But they all have to be the same brand which branded which cars you get. Oh Fuck yeah, I don't know. That's a hard one Where am I? Where am I living at? Doesn't matter. And here's my thought. This is this is my logic and I'll give you mine first. I'm going to go with Chevy because for my daily driver, I would get me like um well for my daily driver, I would get the like the Colorado or a suburban or something like that for your sports car. You get yourself Camaro and for your
Speaker: exotic, you go with the CR1 Corvette. Your hypercar. So, you know you you know, you get your truck, which is for, your you know, if you got a hall or something, you got a truck. if you're If you're gonna, if you want to go stupid fast, you go crazy, get the Corvette. For your daily driver, you go to Camaro or your, you know, your whatever.
Speaker: um But like you can do with any brand, but you have to stay brand across the way. Okay, okay, I got you on that one. I'll go i'll go with the i'll go with the dodge ah the Dodge Demon, or that the Dodge, the 170 Demon. The 170 Demon. It's a fucking, it's a nightmare on wheels, I get it. Yeah, yeah, or like I think it's like the Hillcat or whatever, the Dodge Ram Hillcat. Oh, you're talking about the TRX.
Speaker: Yeah, the TRX. There we go. Yeah. OK. So I'll go with the TRX and then for can can I go? Does it have to be current vehicles or can it be like any any Dodge vehicle? OK, OK. Dodge, you're golden. OK, OK, OK. So the Dodge Ram TRX. Then I'll go with the the Dodge Magnum SRT8. Cool. And then for the exotic.
Speaker: And then for the exotic, the Dodge Tomahawk motorcycle. Ooh, very nice. I like that. The Tomahawk motorcycle. Unfortunately, there is only one. And I know, but I would go with that road legal. But OK. Yeah. I mean, it's a V10. Please look up the Tomahawk. It's a V10 motorcycle. It's a V10 Viper engine on that bitch. I feel like Batman on that bitch.
Speaker: Jesus Christ. I have seen that before. Yeah, Jerry But not like like like I said, I know Chevy. I'd probably go with the 3500 dually Uh, I do a 69 Camaro Or 68. I actually like the 68 better Jerry said you're three. Shut the fuck up Gentlemen, I I'm going to have to say good night All right. Well, give me your three cards exhausted my three. I haven't even thought about it. Um Let me think real quick. I'm going to make this easy because I'm driving a Kia right now for my daily driver. I'll stick with my Rio. For those times, I need to go out four -wheeling or not four -wheeling, but go off -road for camping and shit like that. I'll have to go with the Sportage and then some classy for the weekends to cruise the town and stay on Telluride. I was yep, Telluride, yep, Telluride.
Speaker: All right, what do you got? I made it easy. What do you got Chris technician? I'm going with Chevy. What's your three? For my truck, I'm going with. a
Speaker: With the seats, it's hard. It's a lot of troubles. OK.
Speaker: okay And for the car, I'm going with the 01 Corvette. The new one. That thing's sweet. What's your daily? Trail boss. Oh, OK. The trail boss? All right. What do you got, Blake? I'm going with the Ford.
Speaker: Bastiva race court and Astro van. but astro on Ford Astro van. I've done Google it. Arrow star. Whatever. No, actually I am going to go for it. I am going to go for it for two reasons and two reasons alone.
Speaker: One seven. I want another 79 full -size Bronco completely done. Okay. Cause you said no money's, money's not an option and money's not um yet what we want. and if past or present I want another 79 full -size Bronco. Like I used to have Jeff knows that truck and he knows how much I love that truck. I'm also going on my dream car, which is a 64 and a half Mustang. Okay.
Speaker: maybe blue with the white top and white leather interior. And just because money's not an option and fuck it because that's how I roll. Give me a fucking Ford F350, not the Dooley 4x4 quad cab lifted to the fucking moon.
Speaker: ye ah and since since clearly since clearly money' is not an option I'm going to take that back. I'm going to take that back. I don't want the Ford F 350. You know what I want Jeff? I want the old school. Uh but they did it a couple of years back. The I want the retro. I want the, yeah, I want the heritage F -150 extended cabin. I've only seen two of them with the extended cabin. They're rare. They're rare. They were sharp. Yeah. But that's what I want. Richard Rollins, Richard Rollins just bought a, it's a Dentside Ford F -150. It's like a 69 Dentside. But it's the body. Good night everybody. Good night. Good night. good night. Good night. Alright, I will not. I swear to god if you hit the button, just just exit the tab. There you go. It's a it's a dense side. I don't have an overtime in me. Don't hit the exit and it and it uh it sits on a Raptor body, a Raptor frame. So, inside and under the
Speaker: and then it's got uh it's a 69 dead site on top so and it says it's the nicest driving truck he's ever driven. and just I'm just going for what what I like what I what I think looks nice you know I mean welsh I mean and also too like like what what what also just came to mind that it just came to me when you just like money not an object I'll go with the Mercedes Benz and here's the list.
Speaker: The Mercedes -Benz Sprinter conversion van. i will okay okay I would road trip like a motherfucker, but in style. Fully decked out leather, the whole nine yards on the Sprinter conversion van. Like van life. Van lifestyle. I get that. Yes. The second one, it would be like the that Mercedes -Benz, that square SUV that has a V12 in it. Oh, the G -Wagon. G -Wagon. I'll go with that one. And then for... at spurs Yeah, yeah, that'd be like the daily driver. And then for like the days off, date night, whatever, the sports car, the two -door coupe. Which one? There's like 14 of them. Fuck. You're talking about the the one that's rare, the the gold wing? The one that's like current. It was featured in ah in in the Transformers movie. I forgot what it was. But it's ah it's a two -door sports car. It's a current one.
Speaker: Talk about C class, S class, you talk about E class. I mean, there's like 14 classes. The C classes. Okay. So it's a, it'd be the C 350. Okay. I'm not mad at that. The thing is, it's a really hard question because like to do it on the spot is one thing, but to actually like what Glick's got his down because he had time to think about it.
Speaker: i was no it was no when you soon As soon as you said it, I knew my three. It was not hard for me. It was not hard at all for somebody like me. That's a huge guard guy to go. bought One brand is really hard because, yeah, yeah for me, who, uh, you know, I know what I like. I don't care. I'm not, I'm not.
Speaker: I'm not here for to go zero to 60 in one second. You know, I'm not fucking, you know, I've got the F -150. I could haul a boat. I could haul a camper, you know, whatever. I could go to Home Depot. ah It's, and ah you know, how about, you know, how bad I won another 79 Bronco and you know, my, my ultimate, my, I sent you that 79 Bronco with the newer interior. That thing's cool.
Speaker: and and And you know, my ultimate dream car, I mean, Jeff, you know, this better than anybody else's at 64 and a half baby, boom white hat, white top leather, white interior, man. That's my dream car. And I love those retro Fords. I was a Ford guy. Like I grew up in that era of Ford that looks like the retro Fords. And I owned like five of them, you know, i yeah like I had that square body Ford. I had a, I had a two wheel drive up on 50.
Speaker: Yeah, I had a flare side. I had a F -150. Oh, flare side. I love those. Yeah, I had a F -150 4x4. I had a 77 F -100. And I had a Ford Ranger. And I had an F -150 2 -wheel drive that had the 5 .0 and the same motors that they put in the muscle. Yeah, where's that senior picture of you with the Ford Ranger?
Speaker: that was as ranger Oh, dude. I actually just came across that when I was cleaning out the closet. Really? Oh my god. I need that picture. No, no, no, no, no, no, because that's a double whammy because there's something on the windshield and there's also a belt buckle. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no But also too though, I even, I just know thought about it too for like ah GMC. I'll go with the GMC. I'll go with the GMC conversion van, be road tripping in that. okay For a daily driver.
Speaker: for and then ah And then yeah, for for like a daily driver, I'll go with the the Acadia Denali edition. And then for fun, the 1982 fall guy truck, the GMC, yeah, the fall guy truck, all of the exact same specs, exact same specs as the fall guy truck. and All the Denali series from gmc the the the originals GMC, the original GMC Denali. And then all in they're like, hey, we could put this on. We could make everything at Denali. they are Yeah, the Denali line.
Speaker: Just like, just like with, uh, just like with, with the Hyundai, uh, like, like with Hyundai, they turned the Hyundai Genesis and then just made the Genesis as the luxury line. So you got the Denali line, the Genesis line. Yeah. Now, if I was going to go Chevy, if I was going to go Chevy, obviously the Colorado ZR2, obviously obviously either either the 2500 wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Yes, I saw that. no was like d yeah Yeah. Yes. ah Jeff, I've done my homework. The price range is in that range too. And you know what? And you know what? while we're heading While we're having fun with this, I also thought about it as well. Like this would be fun to have. Pontiac.
Speaker: I'll have a funny i have the pontiak ah Pontiac Firehawk. Aztec. Yeah, I get it. The Aztec, I know. The Firehawk, the Ultimate Trans Am. I'll have the Pontiac Bonneville just to be like styling and profiling in the Bonneville. And yes, for the daily job of the fucking Aztec. Yeah. I was going to say, if I was going to go Chevy and I'm going to jump on it, I'm going to piggyback on your Pontiac, Brian.
Speaker: um Chevy is, is, is the ZR2 Colorado, some variation of the, of the 2 ,500 Silverado, whether it's ZR2, the Rocky Ridge, whatever. And I, I, I've been in love with them forever and I want one and that it is what it is. Judge me if you want and they're out on to Silverado. I want a blacked out Silverado or not Silverado, uh, suburban, like an FBI. So, uh,
Speaker: Yeah. the fbi and and and And I've been in love with this. I've been in love with the Suburbans since that goddamn Canadian fucking hit my crews. And because their insurance was stupid and played a fun game of fuck around and find out. And my agent at Progressive was like, don't worry, Glick, I got this. I got to drive a suburban for two and a half weeks. Uh,
Speaker: You know, no, no. And I didn't even have to pay for gas in the suburban. And I fell in love with the suburban. And i so, yeah, those are if I wish. che So if I went Pontiac. I would want another G6 GT. Really? I love that G6, man. It was roomy. It was fast. I mean, you know, you know, I'm not really a I'm not really fast car guy, but it was roomy. It was fast. It was nice to look at.
Speaker: It was great on gas and I had the four door too. I had the sedan and it was still nice. I would probably jump. I would go old school. I would go old school firebird like old school. of panac fire Yeah. And then, man, I don't really know what else. money i guess Pontiac bon the Bonneville was like the four -door. log Yeah, I was gonna say the Bonneville is basically what the the com of both though and like like and i was i was go to say wanna to build that thing was a yacht I was gonna say I would probably go old -school Pontiac boat because I had an 81 I can't remember what it was but I had this old it was like an 81 82 83 I
Speaker: Pontiac. And this motherfucker was a goddamn boat. It was like 475 feet long. And when you were driving down the road at 55 miles an hour, you felt like you were on the ocean. It just floated. But goddamn, that engine, fuck that that motherfucking engine and that son of a bitch. i yeah Yeah, dude, I could have hauled a boat, a camper and a house with no problem. So so I was just thinking about what you were saying about actually actually that Pontiac boat.
Speaker: It was the first time a little TMI, if you will, but you know what we like to share out here. That was the first car I ever had sex in while I was driving down the road. Yeah. Well, that's done off generally. Like me and my boyfriend do that. the f one I can barely get roadheaded because I close my eyes and they start swming yeah I I was taking my girlfriend home and she was like, I'm super horny. And I'm like, yeah, you have a curfew.
Speaker: And she was like, I got an idea. If I could change out one of my trucks, the 454SS. Oh, yeah. Gorgeous truck. The only problem is it's a regular cab. I'm not a big regular cab guy. But the 454SS. Ain't nothing wrong with a regular cab. I drive a regular cab. Yeah, but your boyfriend loves it.
Speaker: So what are you going to do? yeah that You know, i I don't, I don't, I don't, I didn't grab your leg and stroke. your i don't know That's what it feels like to drive a 40. What do you think about, what what do you think about the 90, the 1991 GMC cyclone?
Speaker: Hey, you know what? I'm not mad at it. And they they did a blazer version as well that's a fucking nightmare. So so the GMC Cyclone, this is something interesting. If you would have bought in 89, if you would have bought the GMC Cyclone and a Ferrari, brand new top of the line Ferrari, the Cyclone would win in a drag race every time.
Speaker: that's It's an insane truck. The problem is, if you wanted to buy one now, you want to talk about price range going up, they are $100 ,000. They're $100 ,000 for an 89 S10, basically. Yeah, because Jay Leno's garage, like he has one.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Oh, he's got one and everything. Yeah, he's got one. Yeah, he's got everything. And the one, and the one thing and and also too, like if I was to go with an old school luxury car, two would pop in my mind. One would be the, uh, the 95 Cadillac El Dorado. Cause I've always loved that model. I really do like it. It's beautiful. It's gorgeous. I don't give a shit what anybody says. And then the other one is the 1969 Volvo. I saw that featured in a James Bond movie.
Speaker: 69 Volvo. Yeah. Look at that. Like ja jay all of a sudden. No, I mean, just sixty nine nine it's like it's like a 1969 Volvo S or something like that. But I saw it featured in in a Bond movie. Really?
Speaker: Are you sure it's a Volvo? Yeah. Oh, oh, yeah. It's the 1800s. Yeah. Yeah. ah Gorgeous car. But Volvo was it. So for for reference, for those watching, I have a photo here. This is the 69 Volvo S. It's an 1800 cc motor. Not the biggest motor, but gorgeous car. Yeah. um So, you know, I
Speaker: I'm a huge classic car nut, so I would have to throw in like, have you ever seen the the vehicle motor trend back in the 90s? Well, back in the 70s through the 90s, built a 57 Chevy called Project X. And every couple of years, they would bring out Project X. It is a 1957 Chevy, and it's painted bright fucking piss yellow. And they would add new technology to Project X.
Speaker: project X was featured in a movie. It was featured in the movie is called um Hollywood Nights. This is I got a picture here. This is project X in the movie Hollywood Nights friend dressers in Hollywood Nights, by the way, and But that's Project X. Damn. Yeah. In the movie Hollywood Nights, it's driven by Tony fucking Danza. Hey, yo. I kid you not. I kid you not. But Project X has been upgraded over the years. It got a new engine. And it got the L the L was the.
Speaker: It's an LS, but it's an LSX is what it is. It's a 700 cubic inch V8 with about a thousand horsepower naturally aspirated. It is a monster. But that would have to go into my collection.
Speaker: yeah thunder report call me your mor card miss mark for me Since they've been building building this truck, this car. And every couple years, like, uh, obviously in 57, they didn't have power windows. Well, if you get into project X and you go to roll down the window, it's a power window, but it looks like a crank window. You just move it a quarter of an inch and the window goes down. it's It was a new creature that, that, uh, some car company came out with and they added it project X and that's where I was introduced to project X and it is insane piece of machinery.
Speaker: Ah. Also too, like one of the old classic cars that I like, I saw it at the auto show a few times. um And then there's one guy that has it and he just customized it to where, and it's pretty much, it's very badass, got a sound system and everything overhauled. But a 1970 AMC javelin. I know what you're talking about. The AMC javelins, I'm not mad at them.
Speaker: I actually saw a vehicle the other day that I, if I'm going to, if I'm going to have to buy a big, big, if I, if I can get these three vehicles, this is the one I want for my daily driver. Because as I said, money's not an option. And, uh,
Speaker: I can put right in the bed.
Speaker: However, um there is there's technically, if you go GMC, you can go really crazy for your truck. It's the GMC, um I gotta remember what it's called, the top kick.
Speaker: And this is a simple. eat This is just my quick Google search of a top kick. I would not be mad to drive this every day. And I got a remove of it photo first. I would drive this. This would be my daily.
Speaker: ha I would hide. It's technically an MC top kick, which is basically a dump truck, but it's a four door.
Speaker: truck and this one, you can actually get these top kicks with a bed. It is technically the biggest truck you can buy on the market. Well, there was also one, there was also one I like too. ah I've seen it. Well, I haven't seen it in a person, but I've seen it like on YouTube and everything, but an International MK8. Yes, it's basically the same thing, but it looks like there's the top kick. Well, that's the top kick, but the the International They make it there. I can't remember who makes it, but they, there's a truck called the BFT truck. Yeah, but, but i think that I think it's like that. Yeah. International MK eight. I think it's what it's called. But I would roll in that bitch. However, Brian, cause I'm used to that. I don't mean to interrupt your guys's car talk, but I must be doing something right as a dad. First and foremost, my oldest one brought me
Speaker: brought me raising canes tonight and my newest daughter, my adopted daughter brought free movie passes home for me me and Mickey. I'm telling you, they're setting you up for disappointment somehow. I'm telling you that like somebody's pregnant or somebody' somebody's somebody's, you know, well, my adopted daughter's already been pregnant i like seven. My adopted, my my new daughter's already been pregnant like 27 times in the last week. So damn.
Speaker: She's Mexican. Brian, you know how your people are.
Speaker: but You just you just you just blink eye contact and blink pregnant. Yeah, I know. I feel like I feel like I feel like something's and I think Mickey's something like I think Nikki's in on this shit too. Like something's about to go down. That's the funniest thing because like hearing calls bad.
Speaker: There's, let's see, there's an IHOP, there's a Denny's, there's a Chili's, and then you have Burger King, Gab McDonald's, Subway, and then you have Taco Bell, and a Wendy's, but almost on every other corner.
Speaker: is some type of like Mexican restaurant. You got the high end Mexican restaurant. You get the mid grade, you get the low, and then you got like the food truck mom and pops. It's like taco trucks everywhere.
Speaker: Oh my God. i won i i I love my nephew. I love my nephew a lot. This is what Brian was just talking about.
Speaker: Yeah, and I want that. I want the Ford Tonka trip. I want the Ford Tonka trip. Yeah, they got that too. It's it's the Ford F650. Yeah. I am i also got... Oh, check this out. Caterpillar and John Deere has a pickup truck. Yeah, so we talked about that on Jeff's garage. We're not sure if they're real or not. I i think... until they're Until I see one... Until I can see video... Because most of the videos are AI generated.
Speaker: and until I can actually see somebody like Jay Leno talking about it, then I'll believe it. Yeah, because I mean, like on some of the trucks, it looks like they signed contracts with Ford and GMC. And it's like you got the body style, but then you got like all the Caterpillar John Deere badging.
Speaker: Yeah, um this is the John Deere truck that they're showing ah that i that we talked about on Jeff's garage. um it's right here there it is yeah and and it's it's AI generated yeah but um but yeah i like that the the Ford F -150 Shelby edition Oh yeah, that, that, yeah, that thing's gorgeous. I would go with that. And then also too, like Harley Davidson has like, you have like the Ford F -150 Harley Davidson and then you got the GMC Sierra Harley Davidson and they both look sweet. Well, the, pla the what was it? The 90s. It was like 98. They did that F -150 Harley Davidson edition Ford or
Speaker: They also did the the Lincoln Blackwood, which is basically the same truck with different badging. Yeah. They're gorgeous. And, you know, I'm not a big board guy, but I would not tell you to drive away from my house. I'd be like, leave it, and then you could be like... yeah You could leave, but the truck can't. Yeah. Or, you know, the 99 F -150 Lightning? Yeah. That was a monster.
Speaker: Well, the 2001 was, was like the, I think it was like the last year they made them, right? 2001, 2002. It's 90 nineties. I thought I want to say 96 to 01, basically the same body style. Uh, for those who haven't seen it, watch fast injuries one. It's what Brian O 'Connor shows up with. Yeah. It's red fuck red truck. Well, they were, you know, the F one 50 lightning in the two 96 through Oh one, you get it in three colors. There was red.
Speaker: Black and no, they're red and black. Oh, silver. There was a silver one. The silver is the most rare. The red one is the most common and the black is somewhere in between. Yeah. have heard of a Yeah, you do. Trust me, you've seen them. They're gorgeous.
Speaker: but um that' yeah i mean But like international pickup truck, I was like, damn, dude. it I was like, if money was not an object, I would roll in that sucker just because I'm familiar with it. where I mean, you know because that's all we drove at at the moving company it was just the international trucks.
Speaker: and like looking at the pictures, I'm like, oh, shit, I can operate this easily. It's just every and then for the passengers are sitting in the captain's chair and well that is that sounds like fully decked out luxury on the inside. And it's just like raw on the outside. that's Oh, no, they're they're beats. You know, we are right up against it. You you guys can keep talking. I'm getting ready to go finish my sandwich and watch some TV. Yeah, i got yeah right up against it.
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