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Introduction and Show Promotion
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you Doodaloo! Doodaloo! Doodaloo!
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live It does kind of remind me of Wayne's world. yeah tenniette jennini This is what the fuck news. I need a man. I wish I knew some musicians that could do like a heavy metal rock news intro and was like, this is what the fuck news or something like that. You know, I wish I knew some people like that.
00:03:27
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Like if I had a music show and I interviewed artists or something. I know. I was just going to say, it's like almost if you had a music show that you could interview people.
00:03:41
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But, you know, yeah, if only. And maybe I'll have to ah maybe I'll have to start one. Right. Yeah. And happy Wednesday, fuckers.
00:03:57
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Hopefully you guys are having a good week. it is time for Excuse me. A little what the fuck news. It is a part of the nonsensical network. And if you're not already, go ahead and check us out. Give us a follow up. You'd be so kind. of We are everywhere. Facebook, Instagram, X and tick tock. You can find this live Mondays through Sundays on YouTube, Facebook and now rumble. We're, we're, we're swimming in the rumble waters.
Fantasy Football Recap and Strategies
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ah Yeah.
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And you can, and you can listen to us anytime, any place, whenever, it where whenever and however you would like, wherever you listen to podcasts at all at the nonsensical network or simply go to bio.link slash nonsensical network. You know, the drill, like subscribe, turn your notifications on and share. Give us a share if you'd be so kind. And if you head on over to our bio.link that has all of our links there, including the links to our merch store as well. have We do have merch now, shirts and some hoodies and some hats and coffee cups and some stickers and all kinds of goodies for everybody. If you want to check that out, greatly appreciate it. no But anywho, it is Wednesday. It is what the fuck news.
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We'll go ahead and get right on into the shizzle here. Uh, first and foremost, we talked a little bit about it Monday. This is the, about the only, the only sports we talk here on what the fuck news we're going to do a recap of our podcast fantasy league. Uh, let me get into the league. We are in week four already. What's up buddy?
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um cash here He's in there somewhere. I don't know what he's doing. He can knock on the door Or you can go in and so hey, where's cash you the ah Week three matchups ah We had Cam had the had to buy a week against the the Hammond Eggers motherfucker chris technician with some chatverse box And that's another thing. If you guys are watching this live, don't forget, we do have the chatter's box. It's always open and you guys are more than welcome to, uh, join into the conversation or drop your two cents or whatever you'd like to do. Uh, the chatter's box is always there for you if you would like, but, uh, as I said, cam had a bi-week. He went up against the Hammond acres. He did win obviously. Um, Derek went up against Connor.
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and Derek got his first win of the, win of the season. He beat Carter by a solid 20 points. Nice. Jeff went up against his nemesis, his arch rival. And I got, I got, I got a message on Monday or Monday night oh yeah with the scoreboard. And I was like, yeah, calm down. just one fucking and I mean, you took a proper beat. I did. it I did, but it, you know what? I did everything I could not to. And I still got, ah so you know what? Sometimes it, sometimes it just doesn't sometimes players just don't play out, you know, pull their potential. You know, and we have no control over it. Uh, but you did take the biggest, you did take the biggest beat down of the week. You lost by a just shy of 30 points and then yours truly. I took my first Ella the season as well.
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Uh, I lost by 12 to, uh, to Justin. Uh, I just had a couple of guys, uh, well, I had, uh, yeah, man, and we'll talk more about this on Sunday on unnecessary roughness. Not only did I take an L this week in fantasy football, but I took an L I took a massive L and picks this week. I did great in college when I was just fucking around and making the craziest picks I could think of.
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I did great new college football. However, on, uh, on thirsty Thursday, uh, another shop podcast there that Thursday night show that they do. Um, but I think I haven't looked at the, the last time I looked at the, uh, picks, uh, I was like one and 12 and I don't think it got any better.
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Oh man, it was a wild weekend. Uh, you know, I lost my 12. I'm not upset. I had a lot of injuries on my squad. Uh, I got, I got bit by the injury bug this season and fantasy football across the board. I'm in three league and all three leagues. I got bit by the, uh, the injury bug. So yeah, that that's what kind of did me in this week. Um, the current standings in our league, uh, Connor,
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um Now, this there's a there is a five-way tie. Yeah, I see that. And ah between Connor, Brian, Cam, Justin, and myself, we're all two in one. And then we have our bottom feeders at one and two, Derek Wayne and Jeffrey.
00:09:29
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Well, now as right I have a strategy here, though. I have a strategy. I'm falling back for a more dramatic take of the league. I'm doing this on purpose. We have 11 more weeks. this is That was only week three.
00:09:44
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We've got a lot of more weeks. We've got a lot of football to be played, a lot of fantasy football to be played. um I have a feeling, you know, after this, this past week's debacle, I'm going to bounce back and I'll be back in my, my normal form, kicking ass, taking names. um And, and, and, and we're, we're doing closed coffin funerals for everybody I beat down. Cause it's going to be so bad.
00:10:13
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Well, like I said, I'm falling back for a erratic lead in the end. Um, but, um, do we want to, I mean, you want to go ahead and go over who's going up against who this week? Uh, yeah, we, we got our week four match-ups, uh, uh, is, uh, Brian and myself going up head to head. That'll, that'll, um, I don't root for you often, but this the week I have to.
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I haven't even looked at fantasy football yet this week. I need to look at my lineup. I need to look at it right before the chill who's a, who's a, hurt. So, um, Brian and click going up. This is going to definitely break up that, uh, that five way tie, um, for first place. Um, Justin's got a bye week. He's playing the Hammond acres. So he'll easily move into three and one.
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Cam versus Derek. Let's see if Derek can get another win and and and get some two and twos up in here. And unfortunately you're going against the big dog in the league three weeks in, you're going up against, uh, you're going up against, uh, Connor. And, uh, you know, not that projections matter. It's a three point game between you and Connor. Connor's got the slight edge four part game between Derek and cam and Derek's got a slight edge.
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Uh, Justin's on a bi-week. We won't worry about that. And the biggest deficit in the projections is, uh, as, as Brian and me, Brian's projected to, uh, to beat me by, uh, 14 points. Yeah. So now I, now prior to the show, I haven't, uh, I haven't even looked at, I'll look at them tomorrow. I'll start to do some horse trading before the show. And, you know, I created up some players. Uh, I, as, as of right now, I have nobody on.
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the questionable list where it looks like Connor had one. Well, he's got two technically to count his bench. um But right now, you know, I changed up my defense to, I don't know if it was a good idea, but projection wise, it was better. Because look no I have to be honest, I kind of go off of my projection.
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projections because I don't know any about because yeah I'm not going to actually watch the games. So I got I was at 120. So I was able to gain six 6.9 points by changes and things up. Hmm. You know, I I mean, I don't know if it's good trades or bad, but what are you going to do? Yeah. no video What are you going to do, man? What are you going to do? Because let's be honest, you guys are biased about every player in one way or in one form or another. And and that's that's not a bad thing. You know, you have your favorites and all that stuff. But I'm counting on a shocker coming in, you know, where, you know, whoever I have somewhere or another, Mexico Broxt, whoever I have,
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in my lineup just you know knocks out 50 points themselves. That way I can laugh at you all at the end of the season.
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Well, I mean... um'm I'm calling it now. and If it doesn't happen, if it... ah here's Here's my plan. I'm calling it now that I will win. But if I don't, I don't... There's zero pressure because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
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oh
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If I call it now, I'm a genius. and And if I call it now and it doesn't happen, eh, it's just Jeff. He doesn't know sports. So I can't, I, you know, I know I can make bad deals, but I can't, I can't make a bad prediction because I don't know any better. Yeah. I'm looking at my, uh, my roster on the, this is on the bench. I've got, I are out until week six, Nick Chubb.
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David didn't joke who questionable
NFL Players in Media
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Joe mix and questionable Christian McCaffrey. He's on the IR. Uh, and George Kittle is questionable. So I mean, I, like, I had to, I had to, uh, you know, I had to, I had to scrape together. Uh, I had to scrape something together because last week and last week, most of those guys were, were out. So I had to, uh, really strong up last week.
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i Had to I um, I still can't pull the trigger on putting Patrick Mahomes as my quarterback Because you guys all you guys do is say that he never fucking plays although he's still on my bench He plays every what? we'll see last year he you said he played like three games, but I Did I made Tony proud? Well, I he would if he actually looked at my roster. I put ah New York Giants quarterback as my quarterback this week. Nothing was projected to 18.2 points. So, I was like, yeah, I'll take that. Compared to Mahomes' 17. So, I was like, yeah, okay. um Yeah. i My main concern when i when I pick a roster comes down to, I don't want anybody questionable. I don't want anybody injured. And I don't want anybody on bye week. After that, yeah I don't care. Yeah.
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because If I put those people on my line in my roster and they and something goes wrong, that's my fuck up, not theirs. And you don't pay enough attention to when games are played or, oh shit, I do need to check that for tomorrow. ah you know And you're definitely not paying attention to injury reports where I check on Thursday night if I've got any potential players playing Thursday night.
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And then I'm checking mine again Sunday before the one o'clock game, just to make sure, because they'll go questionable all week long. And then game day, they'll be, then you know, 15 minutes before the game, they'll rule them either out or in.
00:16:44
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Right. you know Well, and it and which is which is good for the player because at the end of the day, if they're like, yeah, um I don't think I can put weight on it or whatever, you know. So, it which makes sense. But, yeah, I don't pay attention to that shit. I literally set mine on Wednesday, and then next Wednesday, I check it. I'm like, oh, look, I won. Oh, look, I lost. What are you going to do? You know, I occasionally check to see what the score, what my score is. But I don't, it's not like I'm flicking through the TV. Where's the fucking game? I don't.
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um im i'm watching but I mean, you've got to be your, your co-creator of the, you know, you're the co-founder with me. Exactly. I'm forced to be here. So I have to be here, but that's not, I'm not saying I'm taking it lightly, but if I lose, it's not a big deal because I don't know what I'm doing. But if I win, yeah I get to rub it in all your faces. Like you're like March on Lynch back Marshawn Lynch back in the day when he would show up for the post show interviews with the media and they would ask him questions. He was like, I'm just here so I don't get. Cause he hated doing the post show and or the post came interviews, but they would find him if he didn't show up. So that was the answer to every every question. They'd be like, so Marshawn, you, you, you rushed for 145 yards today and three touchdowns. How does that feel? I'm just here so I don't get fined.
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Hey, Michelle. You guys, yeah yeah you want ah you won a big game today. How's it feel? oh I'm just here so I don't get fined. You think I should have ran more rushing plays? I'm here so I don't get fined. Dick move, but funny nonetheless.
00:18:29
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um But in that same realm of news of the fantasy football, I made something that if I can get some cash together, Uh, we, we, and it'll probably be next year, but I made something and I'm going to share my screen real quick that, uh, if I can get my 3d printer, I will print this and send it to the winner. It is the, you know, whatever trophy this is, but it does say nonsensical network fantasy football winner. You need to get, you need to.
00:19:05
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You need to put like wall i will put slots for next year's. Yeah. Uh, that's something like every year's, every year's winner. So like Stanley cup or whatever. Well, what I'll do is I actually take the, I can take this stuff and put it up top. Oh, I just moved it. But yeah, I can play with it and move this stuff. So it's like, I can put the nonsensical network.
00:19:36
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fantasy football. Whoops. Yeah. I moved the whole thing. Nice. While we're talking about football real quick. Yeah. And it's it is kind of like what the fuck man. Holy shit. a Hall of Fame quarterback. Legendary NFL quarterback. Super Bowl winner quarterback. Brett Favre was just recently diagnosed with Parkinson's disease. He was speaking in front of Congress doing some congress congressional hearing or something like that and he he came out with he was just recently diagnosed with Parkinson's disease and they're already they're already looking into the if if uh CTEs have anything to do with uh uh
00:20:29
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Causing Parkinson's disease. Oh, okay. Yeah, cuz he takes the hits. Yeah Yeah, and as we all know cts are are are a big deal and and and football Obviously, you know, those guys are basically in multiple car collisions every Sunday Yeah, right bench I definitely think so I mean with it You know, the CTA or CTEs have been related to a lot of things. Junior Seau, former player for the San Diego Chargers, he committed. He unalived himself a few years back and when they opened up his brain, but. Ah, dude, it it was it was it was a hot mess with the CTEs and and everything like that, so. Yeah, that that's why I don't know.
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yeah Yes, that's exactly why you don't. That's why. Other than that, I would make Tom Brady look like a beginner. Just say. Yeah, I'm lying. What position does Tom Brady play again? He's a quarterback. I knew that.
00:21:44
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You know why I know he's a quarterback? Because he's a famous one. What sport does he play again? He plays baseball, right? No, you don't know why I know why Tom Brady is a quarterback, because he was in the movie Ted 2, and he threw him.
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did
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yeah been Yes, that's true. He is an announcer too. So yeah. yeah yeah Yeah, he is. He is an announcer now. And you know what? I don't care what anybody says. I think he does a good job. I enjoy listening to him. That is a complete biased opinion. I understand. I know I love the man and he can do no wrong in my opinion outside of playing for the stupid Patriots. That's the only thing he's ever done wrong. But nonetheless, I like him as an announcer. I love former athletes as announcers, especially guys that are fresh out of the league.
00:22:37
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Well, and they know what they're talking about because they've lived it, you know? Like, if you put somebody as me as an announcer, I'm like, somebody's got the ball. I don't know which side. Yeah, not only that, but, you know, I'm just here so I don't get a client.
00:22:58
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what's What's cool about the former quarterbacks, like when Tony Romo first came out and came out when he first retired and and was doing broadcasting and and whatnot, Dude, dude would break it down, man. He'd be like, all right, the offense is lined up. This is the play they're going to run. The defense is lined up like this. this is And he was like predicting
Pop Culture and Humor
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plays. And and he was damn near straight on every time. Greatest football announcer of all time, former player, John fucking Madden. That dude, I don't watch football. But you know if they start putting John Madden announcing things in movies about football, you're like, you know what?
00:23:37
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I love John Madden. I love John Madden, but he is the king and captain obvious. Yeah. But for good reason. The tameness score but team that scores the most today, they're going to win. Really, John? that Is that how this works? Well, they break it down for people like me yeah because I confuse football with golf a lot. i'm Like, wait a minute. More points when you win. Oh, shit. mother I wonder why. Dinner report. I think Nikki is making Big Mac tater tot chos. She's making Big Mac saiya salads. I'm finally fucking watching the TikToks I send her. I send her food all the time. I'm always worried about what you're eating. no no i According to her anyways. Do you think I don't eat them? Oh my god, I'm just checking.
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good
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No, it's it's it's like it's like a Big Mac. It's like a Big Mac tater tot casserole or something like that. I had a badass Cuban torta. As you know, Benji, as much as I love Greg Olson and I loved him as a player, I loved him in the booth. I'll be 100% honest with you, a retarded chimp.
00:24:56
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could do just as good if not a better job than Greg Olson. ah I can do it. and just i love I love Greg Olson. And i just I thought he was good. He was entertaining. I just, yeah, no. ah you know What's he doing now, college or something like that? I'm just saying. Big Macs in Mexico are actually really good.
00:25:24
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um I'm just saying if I, if I strike Billy, I was going to say a big no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because oddly enough, when I first moved here, the first one, first place I went to eat, because I didn't know what I was like, I went to McDonald's and the, the burgers at McDonald's when I first moved here, tasted a lot like, like they were, had way too much pepper on them. Like it was like fighting a pepper shaker.
00:25:52
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No, they're they're usually they're usually cow like from the bull ring, but they're usually gold From the fighting Benji, how could you be how could you be wrong twice in the same sentence? That's a new one, but congratulations you did it Yeah,
00:26:12
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yeah there's our there's our there's our weekly recap and that's our sports yeah I love great girls said I thought he was great in the booth. I thought he was very energy Yeah, I thought Greg was very entertaining. Uh, you know, uh, very knowledgeable. Um, but, uh, I mean, out with the old and with the new, let the King do his thing. Well, you know, and that's the thing. It's like, you, you, you got to keep it up to date. Like John Madden, as good as John Madden, I think he was anyways, he, it's like, I never, I don't remember ever watching the dude play.
00:26:55
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He was a great coach. You know, he's a great commentator, but no, I like I said, I was excited. You got to keep it up to date. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. Brady's. Yeah, I like. I like to see Brady in the booth. He's got shit through. Yeah. He can win an Emmy.
00:27:11
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He can win an ESP. Whatever. You were? It's ESPN awards thing. No, no, I don't know if they give Emmys away for sports commentating. Well, that's what Dan Marino said in in Little Nicky.
00:27:28
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Dan Marino i also ah he tried to and marrino also fucked Ray Finkel over. Yeah. He also fucked Ray Finkel over and sold us a toner gloves. That's, that's, that's a sin right there. that And he got an ACE's personal business.
00:27:46
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but I'm just saying that's where I got the reference from. So it's like, I thought that was a thing. So.
00:27:57
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Is there really... I know there's i know there's a... I did hear something about that. Happy Gilmore 2. Yeah. Happy Gilmore 2 is like like everybody signed on too. That's that's the big news. Blaze and I were talking about it the other day for for Nonsense and Chill. We were talking about movies that, you know, we watched the original before the new one comes out and we watched the new one.
00:28:23
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um to do a review on. it um And we were discussing which Adam Saylor movies are going to be remade or sequelized or even remade. And that conversation came up. And I know um the chick from who played Virginia Vaughn from happy Happy Gilmore. He's signed on. the Mainly because he ain't working right now because she was on ah Modern Family. yeah And then Shooter McGavin, he's coming back. um And then, of course, Adam. um I don't know who else is also signed on, but... I hear they're bringing Barker. I hear they're bringing Bob Barker back from the dead. Zombie style. Fuck yeah. Yeah.
00:29:16
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Yeah, he got that. He's got that Netflix deal to fuck. He's got to crank out those movies. He's got to put out like two a year. But. There's there's a couple of those movies that weren't bad either. Yeah, I can't remember how many movies it was, but yeah, I mean.
00:29:38
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Well, like, did you see that wrong missing movie with with David Spade? Yeah, the wrong thing. That movie fucking. Oh, I laughed my ass off, dude. Yeah, that was it was about it. Yeah.
00:29:54
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be yeah Before we before we take our. No, I was I liked that. one I liked it. I was never a huge Sandler fan. I liked Waterboy. I like Little Nicky. I like Big Daddy.
00:30:08
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Happy Madison was, or Billy Madison was, was all right. It's hard to watch. It's hard to rewatch. It hasn't aged well. Yeah. Happy Gilmore. I know it's, I know it's one of the bigger movies. It was, it was all right. I and i watched it. I laughed. I chuckled a few times. I liked the grown up movies. But I, i um yeah, i I couldn't, I couldn't get into it. I enjoyed it. It was just like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm just gonna make,
00:30:35
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I'm a good, it was like, I'm just going to make a couple movies so that my, yeah, it's I'm just going to make a couple movies so my friends will have something to do because ain't none of them really working right now. Well, isn't that kind of like what we did? we We started a podcast network, so our friends could i have podcasts too. I'm just saying, we are the Adam Sandler of podcasts. Calling you. I don't know if it's your internet mind, but somebody,
00:31:04
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is freezing up. I can't tell if it's mine or not. I can't tell. I have to actually go on to YouTube and check.
00:31:18
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Oh, oh, oh, hit the wrong button. Is that your internet or mine? I don't know what's going on with mine. Mine's all crazy over here. Okay, so it's yours. Yeah, I think it's mine. Yeah.
00:31:34
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But yeah, let's well, since you're you're having internet issues, what song do you have prepared for us for our little break? I think I should be good now. Yeah,
00:31:54
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yeah I think they're a little late on that. um um Before we go to break real quick, I do want to give a shout out to Brody. ah Last night was the first for Glick's House of Music. We went worldwide. We are international now.
00:32:10
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I had a guest on from New Zealand. ah Brody, one hell of a kid. One hell of a kid with a wild story, man, and a super inspirational story. He would have been a good guest on Monday night, and but it just so happens that he's a musician.
00:32:27
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Uh, it was a last minute fill in. Uh, unfortunately Jay had to reschedule. Um, and, and, and Brody was the last minute, uh, fill in, worked through some technical difficulties. I don't know if it was because he was in New Zealand and I'm over here, but we had a little bit of a delay. Maybe it was an the internet thing, but, uh, it was a good conversation and, and, and, um, I like what he's doing, man. And I like, I like his story and I, and I like, uh, you know, the positivity. He definitely had an inspirational story to say.
00:32:57
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Check him out. We'll be playing some of his music. I think he's going to find a home on Monday nights as far as music goes. But we'll be playing some of his music and in Britain.
00:33:14
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We just talked about this Monday night breaking news that it's going to make Jeff go, what the fuck are you doing, like? Because we just had this conversation about my plate overflowing.
00:33:27
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Uh, I'm going to start a newer shorter show. I'm going to do reviews and reactions of the artists that I have on my shows when they drop new albums. Oh, nice. Oh God. I think it's going to start raining. Yeah. I think, and um,
00:33:52
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check my radar here real quick. But yeah, and I'm gonna I'm gonna do that sometime this week and I'm gonna do my first one I'm gonna review react to James Lucas new album He just drops. That's the one we were listening to on Saturday Yeah, I'm gonna listen to the whole thing oh um Do I take my stuff inside or do I I jump tree it
00:34:25
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I Played that game a lot when I used to do the show outside and it's like it's a it's a fine line between How fast can I get this shit inside and how fast can the water ruin my shit? Yeah, exactly. Um But no, let's uh, let's take our first real quick break of the night We're gonna but let's listen to You know what, let's let's start off with a little Derek Wayne Douglas with Mad Band, off of his newest album. And we'll be back here in just a few minutes. I'm going to take all my shit inside.
00:37:42
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Well, there it is. I like that. Uh, okay. I'm going to mute you while you go ahead and finish setting up and I'll just kind of bam. Um, I do like that song. He's still setting up his equipment. Um, but yeah, welcome back. Okay.
00:38:04
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okay Well, I was going to do the intro, okay? Well, yeah, if we do the intro and stuff, you want to go ahead and go back into or go into your first story? That's cool. All right. Well, welcome back, everybody, to what the fuck news. It is kind of a weird day considering he's getting weather. I have weather issues. So,
00:38:25
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Wish us all luck. We are, of course, on the nonsensical network. Bio.link slash nonsensical network. You can find everything, including our merch, which I'm going to drop our merch link here as well. nonsensical dash dash-nonsense.myspreadshop.com. We can find our hats, our t-shirts, the whole nine yards, and I hit the wrong button.
00:38:47
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um But, yeah, we do have a show for every day of the week. Mondays is Men Caring for Men. Tuesdays is Glitch House of Music. I forgot there for a second. Wednesdays is this show. Of course, What the Fuck News. Thursdays is, of course, every other Thursday, sorry, is Cash's Corner, the wrestling podcast. And then Fridays is either one of one of the two of either nonsense and chill or ah
00:39:19
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Whose argument is there anyways? And then Saturday is our open door challenge of nonsensical nonsense where you can actually come in and join us and talk whatever you want to talk about. Sunday's is ah once we get back on board Jeff's garage and an unnecessary roughness. The board show. But there he is. He's back as he's playing with his phone. I do have a interesting story.
00:39:47
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Um, and so a family in Kentucky, uh, children's are trying to touch my phone, uh, family in Kentucky, they do a couple, sorry. They, uh, they're getting ready to go on vacation. This is back in labor day, getting ready to go on vacation. They're like, you know what? Let's not go. And, and I quote, and I have to quote the husband. Um,
00:40:16
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Let me bring it up here because I found it funny. The husband said, and I quote, I just wanted to watch football. So they stopped at the local Kroger on the way home. You know, they're in Louisville, Kentucky. And on the way home, they stopped and got a scratch off lotto ticket.
00:40:37
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And they arrived home divided up. Well, he bought a couple of scratch offs It looks like they divided up the tickets between two of them and he wanted to scratch the 500x ticket So the wife was like yeah, okay So he scratched it off and he ended up winning fifty thousand dollars uh Mainly because he wanted to watch football so there's I wanted to mention that cause there is something we said about watching football, I guess.
00:41:13
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You know, I mean, if he wasn't, if he didn't want to like went watch football, somebody else would have got that scratch off and he wouldn't, uh, he wouldn't want it. But he did win. You're muted by the way. I'm muted. I just said that to myself.
00:41:31
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Uh, watching foosball isn't all bad. Yeah. apparently Well, I bet you his wife isn't mad. She's like, you can watch football whenever you want. We'll even get you a bigger TV because him not wanting to go camping, which is the original plan for them. And. Them stood. He's like, I don't want to fucking go camp and I'm going to just want to go watch football. And she's like, you know what? Okay. Let's do that. So he turned around, they came home.
00:41:59
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on the way back they stopped got the lotto tickets and they went 50 G's I mean That's a problem solver they still they technically killed two birds with one stone with that one because They didn't have to go camping. Not that I haven't anything wrong with camping, but they were going to a campsite They're going to like a campsite. That's not camp. Yeah That's what the parking spot that you sit for a weekend No, I mean, what do you yeah, if you're going yeah, you can't say it's not camping and like if I go to Yosemite You know what what you just said
00:42:41
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Technically, we're going to a designated parking spot, but I'm still camping in Yosemite because I see where you're going there. It's not like it's not like it's not like we drive down the road and stop at a rest stop and just pull in to be like, all right, pitch our tents right here, kids. No, but like if I want to go camping, I'll go out in the middle of the fucking woods with a tent. Well, yeah. But I mean, that's like my parents when I was growing up, they had They bought into the, um, Oh, what is that? Uh, that little pyramid scheme when you buy in, uh, to like hotels and I'm sure, I'm sure. Yeah. I think they had like a timeshare or something with salt for her or whatever, but we would go all the time. So they, like, they definitely got their money's worth.
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00:43:31
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But you could, they had a spot where you're, if you had a camper or whatever, you could bring your camper in. They also had cabins and they had a primitive site. We always got cabins, but you know, a lot of times at least one or two of the nights, you know, because you had your summer friends there, we would go to the primitive site and I'll pitch tents or whatever. Oh yeah. hundred percent So definitely still camping. I mean, it's not like, yeah, it's not like.
00:43:58
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Years ago, my week from Austin's fourth birthday, she wanted to go camping. And one of the guys I worked with had some property down in big foot country down, um, down by the shotgun. And his, and like, he had this like little cabin, but you went down this big hill and he had a whole plot of land and it was right on the river. And we just took big ass fucking tents and pitched tents and and built fire, you know, had a big fire. But I think, I think his big, his big complaint is like mine. If I'm camping, I'm a, soon as the sun's up, I'm up because I'm outside and now I'm awake. And making that first cup of coffee over a fire is like, I'd rather fuck this. I'm with him. I'd rather go watch football.
00:44:50
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i yeah but And I love camping and I don't drink coffee as long as the cooler is cold and I can grab a Pepsi out of it first thing in the morning. and That's my car. I know I get that, but I think his thought was like, this is going to be a whole weekend. Me and her, she's going to argue. and We're going to argue there. We got to figure out what we're going to eat. We got to cook. and but that Let's go home, watch Netflix and football. It's yeah, but it's also 20, 24. Yeah. It's also 20, 24, bro. You can watch football on your phone.
00:45:21
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Uh, agreed at the campsite she gave him, she gave him that at option and he was like, no, I got a big guy's TV. on and way and and and ah And the great thing about it, newer cars for like the last 10 years, I think have a wifi hotspots. Yeah. Have wifi hotspots on them. And I tell you what, I used mine on my cruise one time when we were at my sister's cabin, my sister had a cabin, um, that was right at the room from her buddies. And we went out there.
00:45:52
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i took the kids out there um shortly after the episode so what you're What you're saying right now is that if you and I were going to go camping, we would end up losing $50,000 because you're convincing me to go camping instead of stay home, watch football and get scratched off.
00:46:12
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We can still stop and get scratch offs on the way there. Costing me money, Glick. You're costing me money, Cammy. We can still get scratch offs if you really want to on the way there. I'm just saying, like, there's no rule that says you're not allowed to play lottery when you're camping. That's my other thing. It's like, they could have still gone camping. We want 50 grand. Let's go fucking camping. Because when we get home, we ain't got shit to worry about. That's the other thing. It's not like you pick up the money until monday until Tuesday.
00:46:39
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Yeah, okay. you want you didn't You didn't want to go camping. You wanted to go watch football. Okay, cool. Well, now you're 50 grand richer. Take a week off work and camp Monday through Friday. Yeah. And then get home by Saturday and then you can watch college and you can watch NFL. um Not that, you know, $50,000 is... You're not retiring. Yeah, but... I mean, that's... so You can take you take that take that vacation you've been wanting to do.
00:47:10
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You take that PTO, you've been saving up. I'm just saying. um But, yeah, I thought that was kind of, ah you know, out of all the troubling times that we all have right now with all the crap going on in the world, I thought that was kind of cute. Speaking of troubling times, New York. What the fuck is wrong with people in New York? And the reason why I say what the fuck, I'm going to read you the headline and then I have a little insight on this. Police say a pair of a pair took a New York City subway train for a joyride, then they crashed it. And one of the two of them was arrested. So they, they these two teenage girls ah went down to the subway system in New York, and they found a train that was
00:48:03
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not operational, you know, it was sitting on the side tracks or whatever. And they just they somehow got it working. Literally, it says somehow got it working. And then they they took him for like a 12 minute joyride and then slammed into another train, got off and ran away. And one of them was wearing and this is where I find it funny.
00:48:29
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ah Surveillance photos released by the New York NYPD on Tuesday show that one person dressed in all pink, including a pink shower cap, and the other in a blue tank top. This chick didn't even decide to dry her hair. She's like... wow they Well, you will while they wear the shower caps when they get their hair done. Right.
00:48:56
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Yeah. so i mean I mean, she's got earrings on and everything. I got, I'll show you all the picture here. And it's like, it's not the greatest picture. I was going to say, you know, I always assumed, but I guess apparently I'm wrong again. Never.
00:49:14
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on the subway. I just assumed that a subway train would be a little bit more complicated to drive. I mean, obviously, you know, it's not hard to drive it once you get it going because it's just on track. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's not like you're steering. If you get it started and up and running, that's not an easy thing. And, you know, I've never been on New York City subways.
00:49:40
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But I've been on the Mexico City subway train, and they're basically the same thing. Barely just hit a button and push a lever. Yeah, there're there they are.
00:49:51
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That's them. I mean, but yeah, I mean, and and why are, what ah okay, so I have questions. A, why is this train unattended?
00:50:06
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And B, why is it two teenagers getting started? Which means you and I would be able to take it for miles. Because we, we we you know, we have a little bit of engineering knowledge, so to speak. We would get, we would be lucky to get 200 feet because you're going to be like, oh no, just so much, we'll do a hundred miles an hour and try to just crank everything up. I'm make it for the track.
00:50:32
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Like, you ever seen speed, Chris? Yeah, we would be off the rails, literally. First curve. First curve. Yeah, within 500 feet, we're just laying on the side going, well, because that was fun while it lasted. Let's get out of here. Get in the truck. Let's go. This is the last time I listened to one of your ideas, Jeff. It was fun while it lasted.
00:50:57
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ah yeah but but my question is why is this train unattended like they have they have rail workers you know who like in the rail yard where it's like if you're a normal pass you just can't walk in there I mean I know they've got like metro and like metro pd and stuff like that that I mean man I don't I can't I can't even pretend to give you the answers I've never been on the subway I've never I mean, I've been to New York and I've seen the subway entrances. Right. But I was too busy looking for the teenager turtles. Now, every time no matter what, every time we're in Mexico City, I don't I love I love the convenience of the subway. But the subway freaks me out. I've seen too many movies where it's like they went to the subway system and they never came out. Yeah, I'm not going. Yeah, no. like i
00:51:56
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I don't know. I don't know anything about it. I don't know if like, much like the police department where most of them are just like, fuck it. We're not doing our job anymore because we can't do our job because when we do our job, you fuckers want to fire us and sue us and every damn thing else. We're going to let the criminal go anyways. Yeah. And New York city's crime rate is insane these days. Um, I feel, I feel bad for anybody who has to live out there or it has to travel to the city or work in the city or anything like that because I don't like one of the stations I listen to they're out of um they're out of um Staten Island? What's the other island?
00:52:46
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Staten Island and then they're well Jersey is technically an island. Long Island Long Island. Yeah, I think they can't remember. I don't remember if they're on Staten Island or Long Island. I can't remember. But there's they're out of there. And and they they were talking. The guys on the radio station there are on their show. They were talking a couple of months back that they all went out for like fancy dinner and all that stuff. And they were down like like like Broadway and shit like that. And it was just fitting all zombies everywhere. Yeah. Like.
00:53:22
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I, I, I, okay. So, uh, we've, we've discussed this before that, that like my ex and I used to watch Sex and the City. That show made me want to go to New York, but then you watch the news now, like back in the nineties, when that show was on the air, I would have totally gone to New York. Now you won't give me with a hundred miles of New York. That's what I said. I, you know, I've been there a couple of times. It's nice to visit, ah you know, it was nice to visit.
00:53:52
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I don't know how people live there. I don't know how people survive in New York, man. The taxes are, I feel bad for anybody who who lives up there because I mean, you can't survive, uh, off of, uh, you know, $20 an hour working at McDonald's or, or, you know, I don't, I don't know how people make it work. 40 people in a room for an apartment. Yeah. And I know, like, I know, like, I know like Jay. Yeah.
00:54:20
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I know like Jay, monkey man, Jay, Jason, NYC. He's a realtor out there. And, um, back when him and I used to talk, he he sent me, he would send me, um, what's the pictures and stuff of houses that you got listings. And he'd be like, how much do you think this one's going for? And I'm like, I did. I don't know. And it would be like something smaller than what I have right now going for going for like $3 million, $4 million. dollars And I'm like, Oh, but
00:54:50
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Yeah, you know, like, like, gi elm like, i I'm not I could not live in a big city. I just can't do it. i Like, yeah i like, like, like you said, I'll visit like when we go to Mexico City. I love going to Mexico City. But after about three days, I'm like, can we go home. There's too many people there here. There's, you know, you you turn around once, you're like, ah fuck, I'm lost.
00:55:20
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and everything looks the same. Just a bunch of fucking skyscrapers. i No, I can't do it. But let's go, let's go, let's head on down to Florida because I have one Florida man story.
00:55:36
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um So Florida man, he almost died. Take a guess why he almost died. Cause he's Florida a man? Well, he was in his home. I'll give you that hint.
00:55:52
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well and and i'm trying of dying Did he die in similar fashion of the guys who talk talking shit to to No um Well, ah I'll give you a hint on what caused the almost death is he did have a heart attack and But what circumstances were happening why he had he he had a mild heart attack?
00:56:25
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e Because it's Florida. So a Florida man almost died while getting a lap dance from his housekeeper. The incident happened in Tampa, close to St. Petersburg area. And the woman by the name of, oh, there's a picture, hold on.
00:56:44
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I gotta say this. Took her tikokck tick to her ti TikTok to recap ah one of the most traumatic experiences. She's a topless maid who makes $300 an hour cleaning houses.
00:57:00
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and she um And it says, I'm sure she has all types of clients, but her favorite client almost died on her. Sammy, which is her name, says that she was cleaning his home and she was paid extra to give him a lap dance. What happens next is something she never thought she would experience. He almost died of a heart attack. And so apparently he got he got overly excited. i Wow, she's a I got her TikTok buddy.
00:57:30
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um is this the video release the footage well uh i'm gonna go ahead and Share my. Yeah, man. A little break time rate. This is her. stuff You would. That's what I thought. My day started bright and early at 4 a.m. Back to the client's house at 5 a.m. I'm a topless maid, so I cleaned your house topless for two hours. Now, why did this client want me there so early? Well, because that's the only time that they're available. His client is a doctor and works at night and sleeps all day. The days he's off, he's with his. May not be his not this guy anymore, at least.
00:58:08
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He gets off at 4.30 AM. So he stays awake a couple hours after his shift to watch me clean. I've had this client for a couple months now. I fucking love him. He's the only client I will get up that fucking early for. it And he also leaves me a hefty tip every single time of $1,000. I made $1,600 at that first house.
00:58:23
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And by that time, the sun is peaking its beautiful face in the sky. I grab some coffee. I'm going to go do topless house TV. Right? Very lovely lesbian couple. I do backyard landscaping for them. Topless, of course. They got a fence high enough. Nobody can see in, so don't worry. I also cleaned their pool as well. I was there for two hours, made $800. It's brunch time around this point. And that is my next client. I go and sit down at first watch. So so that's her.
00:58:50
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uh he he it doesn't really s say his age oh he unfortunately he was in his in his 70s i mean oh wow there's topless needs oh wow oh wait i found her telling the story yeah i found her so sorry if you'd like to sit i don't think i'm paying somebody yeah i mean yeah you know what and I don't think I'm paying somebody $1,600 just to be topless to clean my house. Yeah. You know what? I have the internet. I mean, I can see almost anybody topless. Let's be honest. Yeah. I mean, you could type in French made topless. Yeah. Bada bing, bada boom. Hell, hey if you go to AI, AI will create it for you. Yeah.
00:59:41
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You could literally put her face on an AI if I wanted to. But, yeah, $1,600 at one location. Bitch, for $1,600, you better build me a house. Man, I ain't mad at her. I'm not going to knock her hustle. Do your thing, girl. ah You know.
01:00:01
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Uh, no, no, no shame. You know, like do your thing, do your hustle. I'll, you know, I, I just figured it out. Like we're going to do we're going to do, we're going to do bottoms, bottomless, uh, rent a husband or, you know, we're going to go in the, we just go bottomless. You know, ladies like, I need a curtain hung up. I got you. I'm the bottomless handyman.
01:00:31
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she are modeating it You get an discount. You might have to look into that, Rich. Get your old get your get on your own google get out your old Google box and and and give it a search. No, yeah like I'm not mad at her, but I'm not also not dropping. I'm not hiring I'm not hiring her. I mean, she's a good looking girl. Don't get me wrong. but yeah <unk>re You're already paying her $600. What, what did she possibly do? You know what, you beat me to the punch, buddy. Damn it. Like, what did you do extra?
01:01:18
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like, okay, cool. You cleaned your house or you cleaned my house. You showed me your boobies. I'm already paying you $600. I might throw an extra a hundred on that, you know, but not a thousand thousand dollars. like You know what that, you know, that guy, that guy is the same guy who, when he was younger would go to Hooters and tip, like he would get like a $5 sandwich and then tip like $40 and write his phone number on the receipt and be like, yeah. And then he'd be like, she liked me. No, and she works for tips.
01:01:48
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Yeah. one ah One of the, uh, one of the clubs I used to, uh, one of the clubs I used to. I'm not hiring a topless maid to do. I'm not hiring anybody topless.
01:02:00
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one of the, one of the clubs I used to work in and this was several of the girls they had guys that would come in and be like, that's my girlfriend. I'm like, no, she's not. Yeah. he got it No dummy. What she does is you come in here and you drop $300, $400 every Friday, not to mention the fact Saturday afternoon before her car. Yeah. You, you take her shopping. So one guy did buy a girl a car, bought her a brand new pumpkin. What was it? Like Alexis or BMW or something like that.
01:02:30
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Brand new. I'm just saying I like your moves are wasted on women because I would be I would. Oh, man, I'd be so rich if I was a chick. I'd have zero. she You would be you would be the definition of a supervillain if you were if if you had boobs. Right. Right. Like, hey, let me let me let me push the ah nuclear weapon button. I'll show you my boobs.
01:02:57
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that roll in all my yeah know like you know But again, you know the girls the girls that did it when I when i was bouncing and and and even this girl here and the other girls that do it. She was bouncing.
01:03:11
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yeah love the The other girls because she's not the only she's not the only topless made out there. I've heard stories and seen stuff before i you Do your thing man, you know, you can do you do the only fans I know I you know what fancy I actually I have more respect for her for being a topless maid than if she just had an only fans Because yeah and here's why on the internet, you're about as safe as you can get if you're going to show your naked body. But shit this chick's got the gumption to actually go to somebody's house and take the top off where you don't know what, you know. We know this world is full of crazy people. i mean And in Florida, it's Florida.
01:04:02
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And in 2024, people will like to let their crazy shine. They're not, they're not afraid to let their crazy be known. Yeah, man. I mean, do your thing. I ain't mad at her for making, making killer money, but, uh, you know, try not to kill your customers. That's bad for business. right just say I mean, obviously she's willing to do, I'm curious to know.
01:04:29
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how far she is willing to go with her customers for paying extra. Obviously she's going to give a guy a lap dance. Like she's, I think she's wearing shorts as well. Like she's wearing like a thong and that's it. Yeah. You know, I'm not, I'm not going to say she's out there prostituting or anything, but how far are you willing to go? But if you got the money, she got the honey. I'm just saying. Yeah. Uh,
01:04:57
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Well, yeah, that's what did you do to earn that thousand dollar tip? Yeah. You know, I, I, and again, and again, you could have not the biggest tipper in the world. I'm not the biggest tipper in the world, but a thousand dollars. I think I, I think I tip appropriately accordingly. When I go to dinner, I've never had a, I've never had a topic made in my house. I don't know how that works.
01:05:24
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I know what I'm I'm gonna make a fortune selling those.
01:05:30
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I got one more story for you and it comes with a picture. Well, you can say but we're gonna take a real quick break. Yeah, understood. We're gonna take a real quick break. We'll be back here in just a few minutes. Got some music here from my guy AJG.
01:05:47
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I love that dude. He was so much fun. I can't wait to do more stuff with him. Y'all go check him out. AJG, he's out there. He's got his new single out. Go, go check that out. Go blow that up. We've played it here on the show before knocking on heaven's door, featuring Jay Valor, which, uh, hopefully, uh, well, if everything works out, he'll be on Glick's house for music next Tuesday night. But, uh, here's, uh, AJG with, uh, don't matter. We back there.
01:06:32
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Don't matter, it's been a long battle With myself getting deeper ones that's so shallow So many missed calls, you think the they tryna catch the wave, cause I've reinvented I'd rather them make these plays than just seen it steady Call me what you want, but it's only just your projection Guess me you won't prosper, go ahead, you can form weapons Listening to others is how you ignore blessings Do it for yourself, they start asking you more questions
01:09:48
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but i but you and Welcome back to WTF News, everybody.
01:09:58
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Yeah, I like that. I like that one. He's got a he's got quite a few that I like. I have a good song.
01:10:10
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um That was AJG again. Don't matter. You guys can check him out. He's literally everywhere at AJG underscore 305. Mr. 305. The real Mr. 305 at the end of the day. Suck it, Pitbull. But welcome back to WTF News. What the fuck news? If it's in the news and it makes us say, what the fuck? We're going to talk about it.
01:10:41
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And as part of the nonsensical network, you can find all the shows on all them socials, bio dot link slash nonsensical network. And don't forget, we do have shows live Monday through Sunday right here on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, and we are swimming the rumble waters still currently. Yeah, but there's a hurricane brewing. Hurricane Glick has come to rumble.
01:11:09
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Patting down the hatches, board up your windows. Leave your kids outside. Yeah. Oh, easy, Jeff. Calm down. No,
01:11:25
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earlier alert know it's more like driving me crazy alert. Um, um But yeah, we, we're going to, we're going to jump back right, right back into the news. I know Jeff said he had one more here and he's going to, I want you to, uh, this isn't really a news story. This is something Brian sent me and um I'm, I'm 100% blaming Brian on this. Um, there's a new kind of starfish out there, sir. And I need you to look at your screen because I'm going to show it to you and I want you to tell me its name.
01:12:06
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okay
01:12:10
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This is the, and I have to, I have a reader to tell me what it's called. I didn't have to, I didn't have to look at my screen to see that. It's a Corioster granulatus. Because Brian sent me the same thing. Yeah.
01:12:28
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ah Another reason not to go in the ocean. I'm just saying. Brian. You just get back to sending me pics of your meat, all right? Right?
01:12:41
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Five dick star fish. It's a Cory Oster granulus. And the only reason I know it's pronounced that way is because I have a have a text to speech that I had to copy and paste the name into. So I made sure I got it right. It's a dickfish.
01:13:02
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It's dickfish. It's, uh, it's, it's another reason to keep your little happy ass on shore. Great, great by a starfish while scuba diving. Well, please stop going scuba diving. yeah Yeah. Stop going scuba diving and shaking your booty. It'll clean your house up. Yes, I am. It was, uh, it was starting to, uh,
01:13:30
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rain a little bit and I looked at the radar and I played a game of, do I chance it or not? And I was like, nope, not going to chance it because my computer is already on the fritz and I didn't want to lose my webcam or my ring light. Uh, because as i'm sorry if it starts and and let's be honest, when it rains in Ohio, it doesn't go peak <unk>ing think know all of it all at once.
01:13:58
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and there There is no, how fast can I get this shit in the house? And I have the same problem here. Yeah, so I was like, eh, I'll go back. I'll go back to the bedroom. Maybe I'll... I don't know. I've really been enjoying doing this show outside. Show weather permitting, I think I'll be there. Hey, I loved it. I loved it when I did it. You know, it's nice out there. Hopefully, I don't get too loud and drive my neighbors crazy, but...
01:14:28
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Uh, if I do, it's my name. I run this block. this is the specific This is my block breaking. What the fuck news? A Sasquatch is on the loose and there sees on a ram owns the neighborhood yeah he has a belt. He must be the champ. I run this bitch is, is i the King Kong ain't got shit on me. All you motherfuckers is catching cases. ah Twenty four hour lockdowns. You thought the covid lockdown was bad. This is a good lockdown. Nobody comes out.
01:15:20
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He's a big dumb animal. yeah what My neighbors are just like, oh, looks on our hand page again. Let's all play along. Oh, no. We're sorry, champ. Oh, no. Let's go inside and he'll go away. I did see a video on TikTok today. ah So Michelle and I, at night, we watch right after laugh videos on YouTube. Yeah, yeah. And we found a new one.
01:15:53
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And it was it was people that have learned to say no to drugs. Nice. And we watched three or four clips on it. I was like, yeah, all right. This isn't as funny as I thought it was going to be. With the exception of one that was a a big guy, I'm talking like three of you in my body.
01:16:16
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so And he's walking down the street, having a conversation with himself in what looks like a decent neighborhood. And he's like, ah I'm assuming he had just gotten done with a fight with his woman because he's walking down. He's like, yeah, she won't take out the president. Here we go.
01:16:38
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And he just kept every, every like 10 feet. He'd look at the guy with the camera and go, here we go. um laugh So hard. I was like, Oh my God. I was, it's like, you know, there's a time when it's like, put the bottle down. Don't smoke. where is in your hand Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Hey man, that happens. Uh, what are you going to do?
01:17:07
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Uh, an update from, uh, last week's story, we talked about the, uh, young lady who decided to oh yes go to target and, uh, get her some starbies and spend $400 teaching them young. She drove herself 11 miles. There was, and and I didn't, I didn't grab it, but there was video footage of, from the dash cam of one of the police officers. Um, she is all over the place.
01:17:31
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Again, shout out to a little girl. Nobody was hurt. Nobody was, was, was, there was no car accident. She did hit a mailbox, but from the dash damn footage, this little girl looked like she was about three sheets to the wind driving because the car was just. I won't give her props. She did not cross the yellow line. like She was on a two lane blacktop or she was on a four lane blacktop and she stayed on her side of the yellow line.
01:17:59
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But those two lanes on her side, she took every inch of those.
01:18:06
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She was in the left lane and right lane and back in the left. She couldn't pick make up her mind, but she made it all the way to target. Typical, typical woman can't make up their mind. But you know what I found funny was is the cops didn't, like they didn't try to get her to pull over, which,
01:18:27
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made sense to me in a little bit. Because if they were to turn on their lights and sirens, it would have scared the shit out of her. And she didn't know that. Well, also, when you look at this dash cam footage, they had no idea it was an eight-year-old little girl. They were calling it in as a reckless driver, this, that, and the other thing.
01:18:46
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um Oh, yeah. I heard you talking about this on Monday. I've actually seen that movie. I saw it when it first came out. It's an excellent movie. ah But um yeah, thankfully nobody got hurt. Everybody's safe. The mailbox, unfortunately, was the only casualty. But yeah, she was sure looking like she was three sheets to the wind just cruising along. Yeah, the cops had no idea it was an eight-year-old little girl. They they were calling it in as a reckless driver. And in that situation, you know you take a lot of precautions. You're not going to hit the sirens. and They just followed behind. and
01:19:26
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you know ah And whatnot ah This is just kind of I don't have a whole lot of details on this or anything like this No, and the dash cam footage is like less than a minute And they didn't they you know, they they came up on her and it looks like she's coming up ah around a a right hand turn A slow right hand turn. It's not like a 90 degree or something, but she is literally on both sides of her side of the yellow line and
01:19:58
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But she's she's just kind of cruising. She's not speeding. ish and like i think she was She was doing like 25, 30. And being and at an SUV, you can't see the driver anyways because of the back tinted window and all that. But but like if I would have known it was an eight-year-old kid, I'd be like, yeah, somebody's hammered. Yeah.
01:20:23
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Like hear the cops talking back and forth on the radio. Like, yeah, let's, uh, let's do this with caution. Yeah. Uh, this is kind of a flyby story. It just made me laugh. Uh, apparently a, um,
01:20:41
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a German warship, uh, on the river Thames or Thames and, uh, and, and, and, uh, England or in London. they decided to play the Imperial March as they cruised. Now, apparently, they they they they also did ah London Collin by the Clash. Okay. So, apparently, the captain is allowed to pick music when they're
01:21:19
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Well, yeah, Blair and they blaring out of their loudspeakers. I just wouldn't know what to think if I was in London and you look out and see a German warship warship blaring blaring the Imperial March. OK, yeah, I got her messages. I've been able to respond back to her. OK.
01:21:43
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thank you you know so so but i um the the temps is is wide as fuck by the way um but ah it yeah it's a curvy fucker too it's not straight so they're doing this all the way through london yeah uh apparently the warships commander is a big star wars fan and an admirer of legendary musicians musical scores of uh John Williams in the embassy said in a statement, he chooses different Williams tunes whenever his ships is visiting foreign harbors. So it's like the Germans are having, they're making, look, they're not all super serious guys. They're having a little fun. It could have been worse. He could have picked something else, you know.
01:22:29
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ah you know You know, uh, and, and let's be honest, you know, after being at sea for a while, I'm sure he's like, look, people let's, let's have some, it's kind of like the equivalent of when you buy a truck and you get one of those train horns. Yeah. It's the equivalent, you know, cause it's kind of like, uh, my Bronco at one point in time, I had the, I had the air horn slash PA system. Right. So I had, you know, I could key up the mic and.
01:23:01
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You can play music out of it or we can start. Hey, asshole with the turn signal on for the last six miles. Turn and get the fuck off the road. Yeah. But, uh, so I hope you do turn.
01:23:21
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You've been doing 25 and a 55 for the last six miles with your turn signal on. make the left Turn off the bridge already. Just do it.
01:23:30
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ah can BMW drivers uh in in other reach around news uh this is another reach around uh blaze and i talked about this blaze i hopefully you're still you're still uh lurking around in the background there uh we talked about the uh the unalive yourself pod i saw this go ahead the uh the the tesla quote unquote tesla of of euthanasia And if you go to our Instagram page or our Facebook page, the nonsensical network, you can actually see pictures of it when we did the story a few weeks back. So an immune compromised woman, 64 years old, uh, uses the suicide pod. Uh, 64, 64 year old us woman this week became the first person to use the suicide pod to end her life. And several people have now been detained in Switzerland.
End-of-Life Discussions and Humor
01:24:30
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over the death. So, uh, the woman, the woman, the woman, a Midwesterner who was not named publicly past Monday afternoon in the portable 3d printed chamber called Sarko short for sarcophagus and dubbed the Tesla of use in euthanasia near Swiss Germany border. but dude i I'll get it actually while I'm thinking about it. I was going to get you a picture. Um, yeah, I got, I, I want to screenshot it for, uh, for the socials.
01:25:01
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Um But it's it it's really cool. I can kind of show you guys here. Actually I discovered like him They put that thing right in the woods. It's got a it's got a see-through top So, I mean definitely, you know like put me out in the woods, I mean got a nice view and everything like that um That's what it looks like yeah out of the woods. Yeah Yeah, but that's the cool thing about it, man. They could literally put it anywhere you want Well, and you want to go by game no the The funny thing is, yes, it functions, obviously, but it's not approved for sale. Yeah, but in Switzerland, um medical-assisted unaliving is legal. is Is legal, yes, but this form is not yet legal. yeah That's why the people have been detained. It does look like a panic.
01:26:00
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Yeah, if you if you let me get to that, I'm getting to it. Um. So it was right near the Swiss German border. and According to the assisted unaliving group exit external, ah she was given a chilling command by the morbid machine before she took her last breath. If you want to pass, press this button, the machine said.
01:26:24
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So what it does, the woman suffered from severe immune compromise. The group said Switzerland is one of the few countries where foreigners can travel to legally in their lives through assisted unaliving, which must not involve a doctor but can include outside help. it isn't But Swiss officials said the controversial pod which floods its chambers with nitrogen Causing the user's oxygen levels to plummet to deadly levels has not been approved for you shit So basically yeah, the nitrogen comes in it's super peaceful. It's super there's there's it's painless hu you you You're yeah, you're unconscious in a matter of seconds. I think I can't remember they they broke it all down one blaze and I went over it and and and then and then you can be buried in it so they take it off of it's you kind of seen it was it's like a big cumbersome thing and
01:27:19
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But it comes off of that platform, and then they it doubles as ah as a coffin. ah
01:27:27
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Florian Willett, the co-president of EXIT International Swiss swiss affiliate, the last resort was only witness to the woman's death, which he describes as peaceful, fast, dignified, the organization says. the The incident supposedly took place near a forest cabin And cops in northern Switzerland announced Tuesday that several people were taken into custody in connection with the death. Prosecutors are reportedly tipped off to the woman's unaliving by a law firm. The arrested individuals are but under investigation for alleged incitement and accessory to unaliving. So that's what they're being charged with. um So yeah, it's it's legal in Switzerland. But this pod has not been approved.
01:28:18
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Right. but it works that But it works. But it But it works. Well, you got to test it somehow. I mean, yeah. But so so you're saying it it it gave her an option to be like, no, I'm good. Yeah. So, yeah. So, yeah, when Blaze and I talked about it, when you get inside, it's like voice operated and whatnot. And I and i guess from from the article, Blaze and I read, there's a series of questions. And and then that final question is,
01:28:47
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Are you, you know, essentially, are you sure you'd like to? And if you are doing hit the button and.
01:28:57
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I'm not saying I'm going to buy one. I'm going to buy one, but you should totally try it out for the show. ah I know I should test it to see if it works. Yeah.
01:29:08
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don't worry. I can bring you back to life. You know, you know, here's the best thing. Here's the best thing. 3D printed. Another reason for me to buy a 3D printer. I can just make my own. Can't can a ghost on the live themselves because you died months back in a terrible Chupacabra attack. True. This is true. You know, I resurrected the ghost of Jeff to still be on the show. I am the AI of podcast. And then I AI talking shit after they died in their horrendous dolphin manatee molestation.
01:29:38
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Yeah. Gang-graping accident so that they could still have a show.
01:29:47
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No, but I mean, if but I mean, if you're going to unalive yourself, this seems like the way to do it. Absolutely. I mean, it's quick. It's, it's, it's, it's painless. You're not, I'm not, I'm not condoning. but I'm not, and and and let's be honest in order, in order to meet the criteria of wanting to unalive yourself.
01:30:07
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you what you you you uncurable disease is top of the list, you know, where you're going to go through shit tons of pain before you die. This you'd be like, okay, I'm out. Where my option is like, I will thumb on Louise this shit. Yeah. And, and, and, and, and once it's approved and it does this, that and the other thing,
01:30:30
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It's also an option to where you can be like, all right, I know this is what I want. um um I've got cancer. I got this. I can't beat it. is You know, I don't want to be in pain anymore. I don't want to suffer anymore. Yeah, yeah exactly. You know, you you can say your final goodbyes to your family once it's approved. I mean, I guess if your family wants to watch you do that, then they can probably watch it. I'm sure they could. That's weird. like That's that's weird. But nonetheless, but you bet you're able to say your goodbyes.
01:30:59
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you're able to make peace with what you gotta make. You're able to make peace whatever you gotta make peace with and then you go off into the woods somewhere or they put it in front of the ocean or wherever your happy place is you climb inside and then you push the button and Hey, Glick, I'm going to go unalive myself. You want to come walk? Yeah. What are you doing it? I'm available Thursday and Friday outside of that. I guess we could do a live one. Yeah. WTF. This should be a WTF news moment. you go you do that what is that Give my last goodbyes. Just big old buck you as I pause.
01:31:44
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Yeah, no, I mean, I personally, I mean, not, not that, not that I'm an advocate of unaliving yourself or anything like that, but I mean, let's just, let's be honest, you know, the, the, the traditional methods of unaliving yourself. This is the better option because yeah.
01:32:08
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You could literally be buried in the thing that you did it in. Yeah. There's no, there's little to no cleanup. Probably none whatsoever. I mean, I guess they say when you die, your body just... Maybe they put a drain plug. Yeah, maybe they put a drain plug in there. Well, yeah, but if you're getting buried in the machine, you know, you know, it also seems that was funny. Yeah, don't bury me. bun so Don't, don't. Oh, I don't know how much. I can't remember how much I cost. Please, don't, don't bury me in like...
01:32:38
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my body fluid. Really? he see No, no, ah don't. Don't. look me who can What? because What? You're going to be mad. The the beauty is. So as I'm burying your body in your body, I'm like. but This is since is it the yeah his shit. you shouldn't piss before you get a timeout. I got a piss to take a shit. Can we can we.
01:33:06
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I think what if you're going to if you're going to use this machine, I think that's something they're going to warn you. Hey, you know, do you want to be buried with your fluids or take this diuretic before you get in like a couple of days before so that you are empty? Yeah, I don't know, man. Yeah, I don't know. I think there's a drain plug inside there so they can just like uncork it, let everything flow out. Somebody bring a one-inch drill bit. That's all I'm saying. Just bring a one-inch or a four-inch hole saw, you know. you Yeah. God. I don't want the critters to get inside and eat me, man. I've got this big fancy pod, you know, I'm keeping the critters out. And the fact that it's 3D printable, it can be printed in biodegradable material. Yeah. I got a thing last night about filaments.
01:34:01
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I got one more. Yeah, I got what what did you they can they can bury you in trees or some shit like that. now I saw that. um Well, I think I might have to change my cremation to that. I don't know. And now here you're definitely getting crazy, like, but like when you die, I'm going to bury you in a tree because you're you're you're. You know you you're Norse pagan and then once the tree gets big enough I'm gonna put in my will that when I die your tree needs to be cut down and turned into bible Bibles so yeah because you're Norse pagans, you know making him making the king James Bible
01:34:45
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Yeah. I think that's going to work out too. Well, they just start bursting in the flames. Lightning strikes them. I did. I did find. So I did find a and it's an article that you go. There you go, boys. Hip plastic coffee. Yes. That way we can smoke you. We can all be at one happy last day. ah There is a new trend for the ultimate. There is a new trend for the ultimate revenge.
01:35:16
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What's that? So let's say you die. You can literally, I can literally fire a homosexual man to come and cry ball and give a eulogy at your funeral. Saying that you are the greatest lover ever.
01:35:37
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That is the new ultimate petty trend.
01:35:44
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So when you die, ah like and all they cant do to be like i love ah better than anybody on the planet the dude was like like anybody never lost suction yeah I don't think anybody would be surprised. I don't know. Shocking. ah good Yeah. Talked about it and enough on his podcast. I saw that the other day and I was like, you know, I got 90. Wow.
01:36:13
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Surprise, your surprise! Said nobody ever. That explains a lot. That's why he's always trying to meet Blaze behind the Walmart. but It's a rest stop, you fucker. No. Sorry. Too fancy? Get it get it right. It's just an act because we don't invite you. I don't want to go. I'm good. Yeah, and that's what that's what they all say. when they That's right. When you guys die in some weird accident,
01:36:43
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I'm gonna hire as homosexual dude to come on like they were like Dyson's they never lost such again and they don't worry No fuss no fuss what I call them us and the other one help us yeah it's it's I Feel I feel like I feel like rest stops are closer to my natural habitat. Yeah. And if I ever go to a Sasquatch rage and I murder, and and I murder a Blaze, I mean, we're already right there by the woods, you know. um I have to remind myself, I'm going to set a reminder for myself. Next week, I found a series of last words spoken by certain people.
01:37:40
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And if I can find the list, there's a couple of them, including the guy that took the picture of the Loch Ness Monster.
Adult-Themed Humor and Stories
01:37:51
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Hmm. It was a fake. Oh, no, he did. He basic they said it was fake. He's like, they fake we faked the fuck out of it.
01:38:02
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Um, but yeah, I do, I do want to eventually do a segment. That's a famous last words. ah Nice. Um, let's roll into this real quick and get through a couple of, all right, ladies and gentlemen, with just a warning and see, and see 17 material, not for children's ears and not for those easily upended. It's, it's, it's Jeff and blazes favorite time of the night.
01:38:33
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We don't need it. We don't have. We don't have an NC. We don't have a warning label. Why don't you? I'm going to build that right now. Yeah, uh yeah. Um. Parental warning. This is not for little years. The next subject that we're going to go into it, not for those who are easily offended. Uh, it is Jeff and Blaze's favorite time of the night on Wednesday. And I think this says it all.
01:39:02
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Penis.
01:39:07
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Penis. What is this? normally grasp put in her hand um That goes perfectly along with penis. Penis.
01:39:29
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yeah yeah
01:39:33
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What the hell is this?
01:39:36
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swift lubricant but penis into vaginaina glidde I did not put that up there. I did not put that up there. I don't know where that one came from. Read it in for nonsense.
01:39:54
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it's time for the Dick report. We have a new list this week from Buzzfeed. I, I say it every week. I love Buzzfeed, not because of their penis list, but because of Buzzfeed in general. It's a fantastic website. Uh, that they do so many different, uh, lists and, and, and, and, and, and, uh, they do have some good ones.
01:40:16
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reader interaction things. This just makes my life easy. So we've got a brand new list that is 15 penis horror stories that'll make you want to ah vomit. Get a couple of them in here. um
01:40:33
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This seems to be an ongoing thing. And and and I think that that this should come with a warning label for future endeavors men. If you're dating a lady with braces,
01:40:46
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Just be weary, just be weary of certain activities. um Robin, she looks like, she might be like Swedish or some shit. I'm not even gonna butcher her last name or his last name, his last name. Robin writes in, I once dated a girl who wore braces. She was giving me a BJ.
01:41:14
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when we realized a small piece of wire had broken off and ripped a nice hole in my junk just beneath the tip. That was an unintentional pecker piercing.
01:41:38
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oh Again, gentlemen, PSA. Nothing against braces, nothing against girls who have braces. I think older women that get braces later in life are freaking cute as hell. ah great I don't know what it is, but if you are dating a lady with braces, again, I repeat, be mindful and hesitant of certain activities because that is a lot of metal inside of their mouth.
01:42:10
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And it's not, it's, it's not dull metal. It's mildly sharp. And this is probably the third or fourth story that we've done from Buzzfeed, from four different people, three to four different people that involve braces in our nether regions. And I myself personally have a very nice, I do what you did there.
01:42:38
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I have a very strict, uh, no sharp objects near this region. I don't got a lot. Look, I'm not working with a lot already. I can't, I can't have any accidents down there.
01:42:52
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your reviews don't want to hang I see. That's another thing like braces and tubes do not mix. Yeah. Yeah. Um,
01:43:04
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Matt Upchuk writes in Matt says my best friend had an accident on a BMX and the handlebar traveled up into the cavity behind the penis also known as your taint yeah
01:43:25
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Yes, Jeff, I knew you were, I had to clarify that for you because I could see you were in a state of confusion. No, I was like, so did he go up his ass?
01:43:35
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um the the The handlebar traveled up the cavity behind his penis, splitting his ball sack. Daddy? Hold on, but wait, there's more.
01:43:51
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to make matters worse once the doctor sewed his ball sack back up it went septic oh you poor bastard he bent over to pick something up and his ball sack split again split back open and a and a load of yellow foul smelling gore came out yeah at that point um i'm calling sweden ordering my death pot needless to say you mean yeah
01:44:24
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yes needless to say he had to go back to the hospital. o oh Yeah, we as kids when we when we ride bikes, you you we've opened in that position where we you know, we land weird and we turn the handlebar yoke in our gut. So, that's a force that is be wrecked like you you i think i think at I think at the the point of retaring and slime coming out of it is the universe telling me that it's time to transition. Cut to some bitch off. some bitch off. Chop it down, split it, flip it, reverse it, turn it into a pocket and give me some booze. I'm about to go clean houses for $1,600 a pop. I think you got the better out of the deal. The police said my testicles sold just through. know I agree. like I'm going to have trouble sleeping tonight.
01:45:32
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oh We got to the murder scene. John Paul writes in.
01:45:40
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This just doesn't sound good to start murder scene. Yeah. and and And I'm not sure where he's at. He says, John Paul says, I ripped mine during sex. There was blood squirting out everywhere. My wife was freaking out at first because she was pregnant at the time and thought she needed to go to the hospital.
01:46:00
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It was like a murder scene. Blood on the walls, on the chest of Jor's landing and bathroom floor. Like he tore it, like ripped his penis in half or like. Or cut it. But what did he cut it on? Yeah. And what are you doing? Like, was he just like running around the house? Like, like just yeah is that like. ah What is it? What is he jumping off the high dive and trying to get it in?
01:46:31
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Yeah, I guess I'm saying like, you like pulled, it wasn't like in ah in like one of the old 80s horror movies where like, if you cut and a limb off and you're just like, and blood is like. So he's like running around. I'm a water pump. Exactly. He's just like running around and he's just like, he's got to. Well, let's be honest. Let's be honest. If you, if you cut your, your penis, you're not going to sit still. You're going to run around.
01:47:00
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Well, I might pass out if I looked down and i've got want to look down and I've got blood like like got like like squirting al just just pray out. out of my junk. I'm going to be like, yep, this is the end. Deuces, I had a good run. i'm going to and everybody yeah That's the thing, it does not, there's nothing here. So Jeff, John Paul, uh, for Richard on Facebook, we're going to have to look him up and, uh, and, uh, and see if we can get an interview on the show. The last name is, uh, I'll put it in the, uh, I'll put it in the, I'll put it in the private chat. I don't want to thank you. Yeah. Don't put him on.
01:47:44
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I mean, well, it's already out there. Sorry, Joe. We owe somebody a scooper scooper story. That is your homework for this week. Find this guy and see if we can do an interview with him. Hi, John. You don't know me, but I have so many questions for you.
01:48:03
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Hey John, you don't know me, but I want to talk about your penis. What?
01:48:09
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I'm like the Jehovah Witness of Penance. Are you prepared to talk about your penis? Yeah, so and yeah there's there's not a whole lot of there's not a whole lot going on here that you know, it just he he I ripped mine during apparently he ripped his penis.
01:48:29
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Uh, also, also be a great PSA for everybody else out there. How did you rip your penis? What were you doing for the gentlemen out there that could be in danger of ripping their penis?
01:48:42
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yeah um ah and the last one i for And the last one I'll do for tonight, uh, Dustin, Dustin writes in, Oh, we got his, we got his name in Facebook as well.
01:48:57
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Dustin writes in and he says. I caught a knee to the nuts during a football game. One coach asked if my nuts were still in my sack. When I reached into my pants, my nuts were gone. They had been hit back into my body. It hurt much worse pushing them back into the sack than I could have ever imagined.
01:49:24
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very It's like literally one of those instances of, I'll kick you so hard in the junk, your balls will be come out your mouth. see That dude knows the feeling. I'm just saying. Oh, man. Gonna be a lot of stories that we're gonna be feeling real bad for the... Wow.
01:49:49
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you do it
01:49:52
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wow and you really need Oh man, yeah, this is gonna this is gonna get real disturbing real not that it hasn't already gotten very disturbing but ladies and gentlemen, we're only at the tip of the iceberg and I just was kind of glanced at the next couple stories and It's worse it gets worse it actually you know you were talking about the the The dude ripping his skin called that And it actually reminded me of a jerk joke I heard today. And to it's kind it kind of goes along with these stories. So this guy is at ah and a pub. And he says, you know, if you bring the skin of any any animal, you can blindfold me. And I can tell you what it is and what weapon was used to kill it. And the bartender is like, dude, you're full of shit. He says, go ahead, try me.
01:50:48
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So they blindfold the guy and they bring in an animal skin and he's feeling it. And he goes, he goes, it was a zebra and it was killed by a spear. And they're like, holy shit, you're right. I'll give you a beer. This is good. Try again. And he says, this is a crocodile and it was killed by a 30 odd six. He's like, oh my gosh, you're right. And this proceeds to go on.
01:51:17
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for like four hours. And every time he gets one right, they give him a beer and he drinks it. He wakes up the next morning in bed and he's got a black eye. Face is all sore. And he turns over his wife and he says, I must've gotten in a fight last night. She says, no, I did that. He goes, well, why would you do that? She says, I don't know. You came in and says, it's a skunk and it was killed by a hatchet.
01:51:47
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but a oh no
01:51:52
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i just thought of that when you were talking about the blood everywhere i was like yeah
01:52:01
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And ladies and gentlemen that all round up No Jesus just like you and sex man, you are so quick to uh, that'll that'll that'll round up the The penis report. Penis.
01:52:30
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Is it weird that I find that one funny? That was the funniest story. That was by far one of the funniest stories we ever did. And I love the fact that the but they were still friends.
01:52:44
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And he was the best man at their wedding, you know, is ah just to kind of reach around on that for any new viewers. We did it. We did when we one of the first stories that we did in this this lovely segment of our show that has become oddly requested and and and and seems to be a favorite amongst our listeners.
01:53:07
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um It was a lesbian couple and they invited their male friend in for a threesome one time. And the one lady had never been with a man. She was at they what they call a gold star lesbian. yeah Never been with a man, never touched a penis or anything like that. And she said out loud but that that Patrick quote from SpongeBob and did exactly that to it while
Audience Engagement and Future Content
01:53:35
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couple of years down the road when her and her now wife got married, he was the best man at the wedding, stood up to give his best man speech. And the first thing he said was, everybody, please pick up your glasses and firmly grasp them firmly.
01:53:52
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Grant them into your hand. Yes. Um, but anywho, um, before Jeff blows his load prematurely again, Thanks for listening, guys, man. This is this is one of my I say this about every show, but I love doing these shows. And I love that. And I love that, you know, now we're doing these crazy news stories and we're having fun with them. And, you know, there's a lot of stuff in the news, man. There's a lot of crazy. There's a lot of there's there's a lot of negative negativity and a lot of political bullshit. The news that I think I think we bring fun stories that at the end of the day,
01:54:31
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go ah unless you really fuck ah little avidity in our lives Yeah, what the fuck and laugh a little bit But we do appreciate y'all being here everybody in the chatters box. We've seen you guys tonight as usual You guys are an active little bunch And everybody watching staying quiet. We appreciate you guys being in in the cheap sheets as as they're called there and and Hanging out and watching us. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show tune in tomorrow ah For a brand new episode of Cassius corner and We're gonna be talking about a little bit of wrestling and there's some crazy things that are going on and I know he's eager to talk about him and I'm definitely eager to Eager to sit down and talk to him. That's one of our favorite things to do.
01:55:21
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As a father-son do is watch wrestling and talk about wrestling. So we'll be back up here tomorrow ah Probably around Somewhere around the five six o'clock area. We'll see now probably be closer to six Because thanks nice Venus report we'll Probably be closer to six because I'm gonna come home and go to the gym and then we'll get back and
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and get everything set up and get us all ready to rock and roll. See if we can do it outside tomorrow. Hopefully it won't be ringing. But if you're not already, go ahead and shut out the rest of the network. ah We got shows Monday through Sunday. Mondays has been came from in. It's a men's mental health show. um we It's real talk. It's real conversations. It's it's pertaining uh, our mental health and, and, and hopefully helping people out and letting people know that there's, there's people out there that are going through this something similar that you're going through and you're not alone. And it's an open panel. We dropped the link in the chat and any man who wants to come out, it's, it is a open invitation to men that want to come on and take part in the conversation. And, or if they got something on their chest or on their mind, they are welcome to come up and share it as a safe place. Um,
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and and And, you know, we're doing our little part that we can to eliminate the stigma that is men's mental health. Tuesday nights is Glick's House of Music. I'm hanging out with artists, getting to know them, listen to some of their music. Shout out to my guests last night, Brody, all the way from New Zealand. It's official. Glick's House of Music is international. It is worldwide. It is an international program.
01:57:05
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so The whole network, I was going to say, nonsensical nonsense is like the number five comedy podcast in the American Republic. I'm sure we've dropped a few few spots over the years.
01:57:20
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Or we killed everybody else off. want do Yeah, that was a weird that was a weird email to get that day. Hey, that's awesome. I ain't mad at it. But no.
01:57:33
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That's a that's Tuesday nights this Tuesday night coming up. Hopefully everything will work out I'll have mr. J Valor coming up hanging out with me You guys probably we have played a couple of his songs, but you probably know him best from from here from the AJG collaboration he did I'm knocking on heaven's door and Wednesdays is this show right here? What the fuck news Thursdays every other Thursday is Cassius corner um It is Wrestling talk show, we'll talk WWE, everything WWE. I'm thinking about, and and then there will be some Thursdays when cash isn't here. And if I'm available, I'll be popping up onto another shot podcast doing there their sports show on Thursdays. And if I'm not on there on Thursdays, I think that's when I'm gonna do my reviews and reactions to the artists that I have on.
01:58:29
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um I'll come up and play their albums and give my honest reaction and honest reviews to them. um That's just going to be a Glick's House of Music special thing that I do. ah Where are we at? Fridays. Fridays is, I don't know what the hell is going on on Fridays. so friday But was something that helped me out. What's going on on Fridays? so Fridays, well, ah Blaze is, much like myself, having problems with finding guests and whatnot because of the genre.
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um So what we've done, and we created a show that is actually called Nonsense and Chill where we react to movies. and kind of It's kind of like a movie review podcast. it's just like i'm We watch movies and we talk about it. This week, we're doing the second half of Furiosa because it is a three-hour fucking movie. You guys are like a mystery Mystery Science Theater 3000.
01:59:28
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a little bit but just not as but no that is cool you'll never be as cool as that robot never i mean come on the guy had a robot he had two of them yeah i'm just saying i love that show that show was awesome that shows also you guys well you guys will never be elvira either no But we we we are having, we've we've we've been in discussions about, you know, we have a list. We have a list of movies that we want to review. And i'm gonna there's going to be episodes where it's like Blaze has never seen or Jeff has never seen. Yeah, and I have not seen Furiosa yet. And I'm still up in the air i want if I want to watch it.
02:00:20
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um i was i was in the same boat i was in the same boat um and we did it as spoiler free as possible uh but yeah but yeah i was the same way when i first watched buriosa but what pulled me in of course i have that weird thing for anya taylor joy i think she's Gorgeous. And I saw she was in it and I was like, okay, I'll watch it. And I so i said, I'll just watch like the first 15 minutes and then I'll go to bed. Four o'clock in the morning when I finished the movie, I was like, that was a damn good movie. Nice. Yeah. So that's, that's what's going on on Fridays, Saturdays.
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is the flagship shell of the network, if you will. It is nonsensical nonsense. It's unhinged, unapologetic. The lunatics take over the asylum. We do a little thing we call the open door challenge. Basically, we drop that chat or that link in the chat. And anybody that wants to come up and hang out with us, all you got to do is hit that link. We just have two things to ask you, three things. Hey, please turn the camera on. We'd like to see your beautiful faces.
02:01:31
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Ah. Not your butthole. Excuse me. Give me. Give me. Number two. Number two, please keep your cracker in your pants. Nobody wants to see it. And the newest rule, put your butthole away, because nobody wants to see that either. And wipe your ass. And wipe your ass. Bleach your ass. As Tony D says, wash your ass. Did you wash your ass today?
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Uh, and then we wrapped the week up with unnecessary roughness. It is NFL talk. We make our, we make our picks and our prediction. Oh yeah, there was. It was on Monday. It was on Monday. Uh, and we talk a little football. That is myself, Derek Wayne, former guest of Glick's house of music. He is my co-host and then we'll have pop in, uh, uh, with, uh, cam.
02:02:27
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and And Rick, they'll be there when they can be there, they'll they'll be regulars. Much like Monday, much like Saturdays, it's an open panel. So we do drop the link and in the chat and we invite anybody and everybody that wants to come up and talk a little football and and make some picks to come on up. We've had, Tony was on the first show for, but he came in and Tony and I talked a little football. but We had Bathurst on and talked to a little football with with Michael Bathurst.
02:02:53
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Um, so, you know, we've, we've had fun doing the show where we're three weeks in and, uh, you know, we got week four coming up. Hopefully I do better this week than I did last. And then again, uh, another, another show that I have no idea what's going on with that supposed to happen on Sundays. Right. right now f Jeff's garage will be coming back. oh We were actually going to do it this Sunday, but well, last Sunday, sorry. Uh, but I was seriously under the weather.
02:03:21
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Yeah. so I can only, I can only tell you guys the shows that I host, which is a good thing that 98% of the shows on the network is hosted by me. So I can tell you what's going on on the shows that I host the other shows. I have no fucking idea. Not my monkey, not my circus. It is what it is. Um,
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But yeah, check us out. We are everywhere. We're on all the socials, Facebook, Instagram, X and TikTok. Shows are live Monday through Sunday on YouTube, Twitch, Facebook, Rumble. And you can listen to us anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts at. And I've been trying to do a pretty good job of getting shows posted the day after, within a day or two of them being aired up onto the podcasting platform so that you guys that listen to the replays can get them quick passing in a hurry.
02:04:12
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um And, uh, we're not too far behind, you know, you're not talking, we're not talking week three and it's week six in the NFL. So, um, but that's all at the nonsensical network where you can simply go right on over to bio dot.link slash nonsensical network. Uh, got all them links there for you, including the links to our merch store. Yes, we do have merch and, uh, got some shirts, some hoodies. It is hoodie season right around the corner, ladies and gentlemen. Uh,
02:04:40
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Get you some hoodies. Get you some coffee mugs. Get you some. It's some hats. We do have hats and all that fun jazz. Check it out. Let's know what you think. We will have stuff for each individual show down the road. Let us know if you want stuff from a particular show and we'll get our. Head of merchandise, AKA my fiance Nikki to get to work on the creatine. I hope we're out too, but. See, that's one less thing on my p plate.
02:05:12
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that is overflowing. Technically, you added something but whatever. I've added lots of somethings but nonetheless,
02:05:23
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anywho, but we're grab play it's uh yeah definitely time to go. I'm I'm hungry. I know you uh you get hungry. Yeah, I'm hungry. So, I'm literally, I literally uh came home from the gym and, uh, set everything up. So, a um, we got one more song and then we'll come back with our closing words, whatever the hell. This is, uh, this is, uh, this is my guy, James Luecker, man. This is my boy. He's blowing up, man. He's starting to, he's starting to catch a train. I'm happy for him. I'm excited for him. Uh, but this is off of his brand new album cut from this cloth. Uh, this is called, uh, moods. I love this fucking song too, man.
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I fucking love this song. We'll be right
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you until I'm dead.
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love that line, my trigger finger, my trigger finger has moods. I love that fucking line, man. That shit fucking hits to my little factory stereo and my equal not to fucking song slams. I'm like, oh, yeah, let's go. But now, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We'll see you guys.
02:09:48
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Cash and I will see you tomorrow with a brand new episode of Cash's Corner. Tune in if you're a wrestling fan. The other guys, won't we won't see the rest of yeah after that you won't see the rest of the guys until Saturday. Well, um we should be posting nonsense and show the previous record. And we will we we got yelled at for not putting that it was pre-recorded because people were commenting and wondering why we weren't talking back to them.
02:10:16
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um just that from time to time that's right Yeah, just jump in the just jump in the chat from time to time and chat back Jeff you got anything to say before we ask it to land wash your away That's the news that made us say what the fuck this week we'll see you next week For should me e Be good or be good at it, motherfuckers.