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Episode 29: The Boner Boys | Boys 2 Men
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We are back people with Season 7. After a long wait, the boys discuss the intricacies of certain Hard To Answer Questions. Everything from living without your phone, to the delicate fortune cookie.
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Introduction and 'H tag' Confusion
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Let's just do H tag. H tag? Okay, let me see. What is H tag? Heart to answer questions. Keep up. Are you even a member of this podcast? God. At this point.
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Three months later Where are they now?
Cultural Discussions and Kenya Ranking
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Black movies where it's like They play the like
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the stereotypical like church music yeah church music and it's like yeah yeah i was wondering why at the end of like those um those maybe they say like this here in madre it's like and was attacked by a bear what is the what is the hit podcast i got number eight in kenya doing now cuts to noah
00:01:03
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And then he's doing whatever Noah is doing. It cuts to Iyush beating his meat to a Snapple bottle. Whoa. Beating his meat in a Snapple bottle. Yeah, come on. I have publicly announced my separation samples. Oh, yeah. Separation. Oh, no. You guys are going through a rough time. Yeah, me and Arnold Palmer are just doing it in the bathroom. Whoa, Arnold Palmer. Is he dead?
00:01:26
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Yeah, that's necrophilia. All right. All right off to a good start. Nothing wrong with that on this podcast. Oh, yeah, nothing's wrong. Yeah, goes here. Yes, and he did die like five years ago. Rest in peace. You got some good taste. It was a pretty good culture. All right, let's just get started. I'll pull us in. I mean, this feels weird. It feels like the first day of school. Yeah, it was such an odd experience.
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yeah um all right let's get it
Boy Scout Podcast Returns
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Hello everyone welcome to the boner boys podcast. Oh, I'm sorry what? You guys have another show
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Speaker
You guys are getting paid for this? Except it's more of a video platform if you catch my news. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Fans only. Or the fans by the fans. By the fans? By the fans, oh. Yeah. Welcome to the Boy Scout podcast. We're back after a short three month hiatus. I think the last time we uploaded it was like the middle of July.
00:03:20
Speaker
We're like, yeah, we're gonna be back with pure gone for three months It's like we're back with a part two in just To be continued. Yeah, I know. I love how it's I love how it's like. Yeah, we'll do a part two very shortly like Part one No, we just we just edged our audience so good though, like they don't make them love this episode even more
00:03:49
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oh yeah we made them come back tomorrow we know those people from kenya really love our show they're like where is the second part i need to finish wait why does that hurt i'm sorry that's gotta be racist no it's not no i'm just speaking kenyan jacob if anything i'm
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Culture their culture In Kenya Let's see Kenyan population We got fifty three point seven million which is a lot more than
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other smaller African. Thank you, countries. Anyways, moving on. Yeah, welcome to the Boisemap podcast. We're back and spicier than ever in October.
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Today we're doing hard to answer
Living Without a Phone
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questions. Is it Halloween themed? No, it's not We have to make a special like last year. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, we do. We do need a Halloween special even if it means Having a home if it means not making it on Yeah, we did have feet from back again. Yeah, I was gonna say should we get you from back? I feel yeah, we should get you from back. I
00:05:27
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because he's one of our guests. Anyways. Well, we should guys know that. Oh yeah. Spoiler alert. We're just going to edge him again. He's not coming back. Screw you guys. He's not coming back. Yeah. Please don't, please don't take anything that we say on this podcast seriously, because we do not mean anything that we say. We, we need you to have the lowest expectations possible because we will not deliver.
00:05:55
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That is our motto. We say that three times in the mirror to ourselves in the morning. Keep your expectations low and you will be disappointed. Before we start our shows, I mean every three months. Yeah, basically. So today we are doing hard to answer questions.
00:06:21
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I'm just remembering, I wrote these questions down like three months ago. So like, my mindset was like, oh, yeah, we're gonna do or three months later. All right. Let's just jump into this because you know, jump into it. Starting off the first question, how would you guys react if you had to live one week without your phone? Can we already answer this one? I feel like we did. Did we? We have we answered a similar question. I think it had to do with like,
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waking up and not being able to use something like that. Not 100%. Well, this is a whole week, like waking up in between jacking off and sleeping. Okay, okay. The three most important things. Yeah, the three things that men only do.
00:07:10
Speaker
Only men's. Wow, it's been three months and we have not missed a pee. Can women jacket? We have not changed. What? No one goes, we are very different people and we have not changed. It's a legitimate question, hard to answer questions.
00:07:27
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I may be a different person, but the podcast is the same. Yeah. Well, this is a question for the boner boys podcast. It's fine. Yeah. Our secret explicit gone wrong. Um, so I've lived without my phone, uh,
00:07:51
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pretty well I would say I probably use my phone more often than other others not recently though maybe back in high school I definitely used my phone more often than others but I would have to go
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without a phone for a while. I think for a couple months, I had a phone that I jumped into a pool with it. So I didn't have a phone for a decent amount of time because my mom said, you are an idiot for jumping into your pool to record a video. I'm not buying you another phone. Makes sense. Yeah. My alarm clock was in the form of my computer, stuff like that.
00:08:35
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How did that work out for you? I'm pretty fine to be honest. Oh, okay. It's better to be honest. I actually need to buy like a new alarm because like my phone alarm is just within reach. So I just, you know, snooze it. And you just fall asleep. Yeah. And meanwhile, my computer is the most like ominous noise that just comes out and I have to get, get up out of my bed and walk over to my PC. And you know, and it's like faint onto your bed again.
00:09:06
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onto your bed. Just pass out once again. I mean, we used to live without our phones before we had phones when we were younger. That's true. What do you mean you weren't born with a phone, sus? Question mark? Before we had phones. We lived without phones. Yeah, alarms are weird. Have you guys seen those really weird alarms?
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You'd like shoot like a target or something. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. You know, it's to make you more like it's to make you process more like your brain has to process more to like aim and stuff like that. So if you know me, you know, I don't wake up with this is facts, though. Like, have you ever like, like, have you ever slept over at a friend's house and you're like, brain turns
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like it takes longer to turn on. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Other people's houses and like and you're just like your cognitive abilities just take a little bit longer to like get some people just say random words fall out of their bed on the floor running to walls saying random words.
00:10:21
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You know, you've never just gotten up like at a friend's house and you're just sitting there blinking and just staring at the wall. No, I'm more of a spooner. I like to spoon the person I'm with, so. Yeah, I have experienced that firsthand. That was like two years ago, homies. That was very nice. Very interesting noise.
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yes yes it is I'm gonna say that I can easily without like without my phone for more than a week because whenever I won't go to India I don't break my phone with me because it's just extra stuff that I don't need and you know I mean you are one with nature
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Food exclusively food Indian fits really good. This is place. Have you guys been to the tikka shack and happy? Oh, yeah So good as a native Indian is actually not bad. It's kind of spicy I'd warn for white people with like plant tongues Yeah, that's fair enough
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You mean whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever.
00:11:53
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Jacob Jacob especially as he is the weakest. Yes, somehow Oh, are we talking about my spice tolerance? Yes, are you? Yes No, you're gonna shame me all I want My friends at college do it your friends. Why are you why are you in locations? Were you eating spicy things? I?
00:12:21
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Like where in the situation where you have to refuse eating something spicy? Like today we went to a Hawaiian place where apparently they had like spicy barbecue and I refused it. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. All right. Why didn't you order something else?
00:12:37
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I did, I ordered Hawaiian barbecue, which was very good. Dude, Hawaiian barbecue is sweet. And it's very, very nice. What place you go to Jacob? I think it's called Ono's or something like that. Oh, I think I know where that is. It was my first time going.
00:12:57
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Um, I don't know what it says to it. Okay. Yeah. Wait, what was the question again? Uh, phones. Yeah. We could at your home. Um, yeah, I was saying whenever I go to India, I don't bring my phone with me. So you just got to find like another way to entertain yourself while I'm there for like a month and a half. Yeah. If you're distracted is pretty easy. Like when I go, I, before I had service in Mexico, I would, I wouldn't be able to use my phone.
00:13:26
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So we just use something else. I feel like probably like on vacation or something like that, it's maybe easier, but like day to day life, you know, I have to check my phone pretty often in case like a practice gets canceled. I get a homework assignment, which I guess I can do in my computer, but it's better for on the go. If that makes sense. Yeah.
00:13:44
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Especially for my work, I have to check my emails daily. And it's easier than sitting down, getting on my computer. It's convenient. That's the whole point. It's convenient.
00:13:59
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people who just kind of sit there on their phones doing nothing maybe you know like maybe do something yeah like yeah go like literally go touch some grass yeah please do me a favor go outside if there's no grass nearby you like just touch someone here well maybe maybe don't do that if you don't want to catch like a lawsuit
Cultural Stereotypes Jokes
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something like that but i'm always up for catching a case you know lawsuit a case i mean at least no no no wait hold up actually i think that's a good thing because at least you're being productive with your time on your phone right productive you're productive at getting jail time i guess but you gotta like defend yourself you're like and yourself the guys on this podcast i listened
00:15:05
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As I said earlier in this podcast episode, please do not take anything we say seriously or else you Yeah, you might yeah
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Depends I mean depends if you're lucky If you're lucky if the judge was a priest back in the day, he might let you slide. Oh Okay, any constant facts though, come on is funny Hey, we've made enough fun of Mexicans time to make fun of Catholics. Yeah, we're moving up the food chain
00:15:48
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So white Catholics eat Mexicans. That's their next allegation. Catholics eat Mexicans. That was great. I love that.
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Mexican chase or Catholics chase Mexicans chase Catholics. All right Question mark question mark exclamation point. All right. Um, I have a question. All right. That's your question is Sora
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the best character on Smash. My answer is yes. No. No. The answer is yes. I think Jacob is biased. That's what it is. Jacob is biased. If you know anything about video games, Sora from Kingdom Hearts has been released as the final DLC character for the popular hit video game, Super Smash Bros.
Debate on Sora in Super Smash Bros
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I believe. What's this one again?
00:16:50
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That is in fact what it is. Yeah. And if you're an avid listener on this podcast, you know, Jacob just absolutely loves his balls out for Kingdom Hearts. Or if you know me in person. No, he puts his balls out for Kingdom Hearts. Yes. To be suckled like a peep. I did not want to have to think about that. And I don't think anyone's listening to this wanted to imagine that at all whatsoever.
00:17:16
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Yeah, they want to listen to the Catholics eating Mexicans part. The Pope said so, man. Yeah. Wait, what? The Pope told me to do it. That's the new, like, missionaries. They're like, OK, go and try to change, like, to change their beliefs if it doesn't work just either. Purify the land, you know what I mean? That sounds like a really... That sounds like a movie about, like, an underground religion where, like,
00:17:46
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If you try to convert them and if you don't they just become offerings and you just eat them. Yeah, like that sounds like a lot of real religions. Yeah, kind of like a temple of Native Americans and the Mayans. They used to do all that kind of stuff. I thought the Mayans just like whoever lost in a special game, they would just get killed. Oh, yeah, they're amazing. Yeah, like the heads would be used as the baseball or something. Did this like sacrifice people to the gods or something?
00:18:15
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Or was it the Incas that had the temples and they put the victims at the top and then gutted them? Yeah, then the Native Americans did something similar. Kind of goaded. Honestly. What happened to civilization? Back to Smash Bros. Sora is not a good character. They either sold out
00:18:45
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for some reason or they just made a bad call or maybe it's just because they care more about japanese titles because it's made in japan no that's why they didn't have master chief we were wrong what do you mean
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Anyways, Sora was the most requested character of all time for Smash. Was it the... Where's the source for this? It was Sakurai. He said it right after the reveal. I don't believe him.
00:19:29
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Well, the guy that made the game, like, is he really... Yeah. About his game. About his own game. You know what? You know what? I'm just gonna choose not to believe you. Yeah, I actually highly doubt that, because... You know what? You're wrong. He's either lying, or he's leaving out Waluigi on purpose. Yeah, I'm really upset it wasn't Waluigi, if I'm being honest.
00:19:54
Speaker
if it was waluigi i would have understood however i personally am very happy that it was sort of next question um... alright uh... i guess we'll just skedaddle out uh... ahem do you guys believe in aliens?
Possibility of Alien Life
00:20:12
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yes what are these softballs you're throwing at you?
00:20:24
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you mean it's making us think okay fine no that was that was an interesting question Jacob but you must want to come out of area 51 it is an interesting question death lots and lots of death
00:20:45
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Yeah, you know, I just realized you know people that went to that thing I did think you did In spirit that went to what The area 51 dude that was like two years ago The types of people that went to that, you know, maybe it wouldn't be so bad if
00:21:09
Speaker
They just died You know if they actually had the balls to go it was like it was like seven people when it was seven people and two of them I'm pretty sure like news reporters There were more people at the at the National Josh fight then because that was a legitimate thing That was a real event
00:21:33
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Yeah, hosted by real people. Yeah, you know there wasn't the threat of being sniped from 50 yards out Yeah, you can yeah we all know I didn't know it was against the rules The only rule there are no rules I
00:22:02
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Yeah, anyways, yeah, I do believe it's aliens. You do. It's just too big of a cosmos for they're not like, like, it's kind of like, it's like way too perfect for humans to be the only species on in our cosmos. Well, it's actually crazy. Like how specific the like, how do I put this? The foundation for life has to be right.
00:22:33
Speaker
But obviously because of the sheer size of the observable universe, there's got to be another situation in which all of the criteria has to be met for life. For example, don't we need to have the asteroid belt and Jupiter's gravity?
00:22:54
Speaker
you know, proper size, proper distance. Yeah, we do need to have a lot of things that exist in the solar system in order for, because the fact that a solar system like this even exists is like, well, 1 trillion. Ridiculous. 50 trillion, or more than a trillion, like whatever the odds are. But literally because of the sheer size of the observable universe, we probably could fit those odds pretty easily into the size of it. Of course.
00:23:35
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I'm a yes, man, but yeah, okay, so The universe is growing. I think that is a fact you can yes
00:23:44
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then if it's ever expanding yes in theory it is infinite think of like a graph we don't see at this exact moment in time right now we can say that there is a finite scale because it is growing still yes correct so I don't think that because it's not really infinite in reality that there can be that
00:24:12
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high of a chance of anything else like what we have in our solar system. It's too improbable. I agree with that. It might make sense. That's fair enough, honestly. But there definitely could be a situation in which later down the road, obviously, we will not exist, us four. That will be a long, long time. Yeah.
00:24:42
Speaker
Yeah, you you can never there might not even be life on earth, you know Most yeah by the Earth's God Earth's got like what like six some million years left before the Sun's like I'm out, bro. I Would hope that by six million years we wouldn't necessarily need earth As a human species, but you never know. Yeah
00:25:07
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I mean, where else will we go?
William Shatner's Space Adventure
00:25:10
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Elon Musk ain't going to be alive by that time, so we're probably doing this. Yeah, but his son AXZ. His password. XAASH12 or whatever it is. Yeah, yeah. His something, something, something, something. Didn't Musk and his wife... Dude, William Shatner went to space today.
00:25:37
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What William Shatner the guy who played Captain Kirk in space the space trick Yeah, the guy who played Captain Kirk yeah 1960 yeah, he went to space he's like 90 years old No final wish they just like
00:26:01
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He's not dying. That would be a pretty cool way to go. Yeah, like they just put a kid.
00:26:12
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in there he's like we all know he's gonna die it might be a matter of like you know today tomorrow just shoot him up into space and then have him eject in space he's gonna die anyways that's impossible that's how cool the kid was
00:26:32
Speaker
you have like eight seconds jacob you have eight seconds before you your eyes inside or outside everything inside that's eight seconds more than any hurts what are you talking about it wouldn't be in seconds i i don't think we think you'd be able to see like
00:26:48
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within those eight seconds okay you know when you're like upside down that is the entire eight seconds you know you know how your head explodes and you can't really you know feel and look at anything yeah i'm familiar with the experience yeah everything inside your face and inside your body suddenly comes outside something tells me that's not a pleasant experience no matter what you're looking at
00:27:13
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I mean, yeah, the wish to make a wish foundation. Just they know how to make him enjoy his last eight seconds. They know how to make a wish. Oh, my God. Oh, who knows? One day a kid's going to be looking up at a storm and say, make a wish. And that star is just your dead corpse flying through. Hmm. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's pretty good.
00:27:41
Speaker
okay um let's uh let's just like move on reset the i'm going to hell yeah anyways um all right um next next question um what are your thoughts on fortune cookies fortune cookies are cool they were not
00:28:02
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as iron man 3 photos are an american invention i knew someone was good americans have made the fortune cookie you will never see me coming
00:28:30
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It was me Barry Hi, my name is Trevor I'm an actor I'm an actor I love Ben Kings. He's such a good he's so cool. He played Gandhi, you know that
00:28:48
Speaker
In a movie I'm aware it has to be in something is that he played Gandhi in what like? Yeah in the parallel universe He played Gandhi, you know, what do you think your parallel universe self is doing? Mine's probably
00:29:30
Speaker
String theory String theory is more related to it than the theory of relativity. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Theory of relativity does not do what you know. Your little brother thought the theory of relativity is called the theory of moving forward. I mean, okay. He's not, he's technically not wrong, but he's also very, very wrong. Yeah.
00:29:31
Speaker
If you're not dead, then yeah, he's probably dead.
00:29:56
Speaker
Yeah, let's just like delve into quantum mechanics for a couple minutes guys. We're gonna be talking about my favorite subject. Sorry, actually, I have something that I gotta do now. Killing myself. So let me know when
00:30:12
Speaker
You guys are done talking about that and I'll be back. What do you mean? All right. Are you saying the soccer is actually quantum mechanics? That's why that's why it's gay. All of those things were words. Yes. Yes. Every 60 seconds of minute pass in Africa. Don't don't understand exactly where the correlation
00:30:37
Speaker
you know began i don't know i think i'm starting to see so so soccer soccer is ball balls icosahedron icosahedron quantum mechanics soccer is balls i thought i thought that's where the gay part was gonna come in like no no we don't need a theory yeah um is this soccer ball icosahedron or is it a dodecahedron
00:31:07
Speaker
I think it's eye-causing, nevermind, moving on. It's round. It's not round, what? A soccer ball is not round. Look at that. Like, your ma. Okay, um... Wow. Yeah, okay, it's fortune cookies. Um, you have, um... Have any... Yo, who else is an eye-causing? He drew my ma. He's like muscle man. That is the joke.
00:31:38
Speaker
have a joke you have missed nothing all right okay yeah on a topic of fortune cookies do you guys believe in these superstitions
00:32:01
Speaker
I feel like white people just don't believe in superstitions. Is that the other way around? Jesus is not a superstition. He's just a carpenter. Yeah, that's my point. He's not a superstition. Yeah, that's why we don't have any. Exactly. Yeah, white people, they don't believe in anything but what
00:32:24
Speaker
Now, there's a niche of white people that I would say are a little far gone into superstitions. I would read that. Evangelical. Yeah, that cool thing called- Not Evangelical. Okay. I think he was referencing people who believe in astrology. Like some Sedona people or anyone from California or people of that nature. Yeah. There were a lot of people in California. Veganism is not a superstition, okay? Calm down.
00:32:55
Speaker
I know some people who literally like put on their shoes in a certain order because Is that a superstition or are they just quirky? No, they're just quirky. No because they're not like the other day if they put on their shoes like like like, you know the Shoulder or like touching wood when you say some so you don't know I touch wood every day like
00:33:20
Speaker
Not your wood. I'm just saying wood in general. Who said I was mine? I never said anything about my own wood. I just imagined Noah saying that. It's just the Eric Andre. We'll be right back. I need to watch Eric Andre. I watched his movie, Eric Andre. That was really funny. That was really funny. Eric Andre is the closest I'll get to being the Eric Andre movie.
00:33:52
Speaker
the air content just it's just called the air content netflix original really no it was called you made like a movie it's like impractical jokers i think except it's just air content interesting um let me i personally am bad trip that's what i haven't seen it it's bad trip from what i've seen
00:34:13
Speaker
It looks like Impractical Jokers, but a movie about Eric Andre. He gets fucked by a gorilla a couple times. Whoa, what? You know, just your average Impractical Jokers episode. That sounds like a cool... Is it like a guy in a costume? Yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm not just saying the gorilla is like... He just kind of walked into the cage. The gorilla knew what to do. He was during mating season. Yeah.
00:34:44
Speaker
They were all in heat, even Eric. How does a mating season work though? That's like my question. I mean, we're, we're currently in human mating season. Well, that's winter. We're in human mating season. No, that's hibernation, Jacob. That's different. I think, I think women have something similar where they like ovulate and that's, I guess technically a mating season.
00:35:08
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Yeah, but like, how are you supposed to know? But there's no male reciprocal, I don't think. How are we supposed to know? Well, well, now it is. The point is that you don't know. No one, no one tells you anything. And then you just go up to them.
00:35:25
Speaker
You just go up to them. Excuse me, madam. That's how it works, madam. Madam, are you currently ovulating? All right, then. Thank you for
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00:39:26
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I think we did great. Did we now? Silence. So yeah. Something about Mexicans, I believe. Jacob, you went on a date, didn't you, Jacob? Jacob, you went on a date with you. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Tell us that story. I remember that one that you were talking about.
00:39:55
Speaker
The one that, what are you saying? Are you saying, huh? I don't know. The one that, probably one of the only ones you went on within the last like three months. Yeah.
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Okay Long story short here. I'll just explain
00:40:42
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Do not have your family crash the first date. Do not tell your date that all of your sister's ex-husbands only start with the same letter as yours and that I'm next. Do not burp multiple times in a restaurant on purpose in order to embarrass your date.
00:41:04
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and do not try to force a third date by telling the waiter that we're playing a third date about five minutes into the second one. Yeah, I was about to say, how did this person get a second date, Jacob? Yeah, what? Or was this on you? They paid a ridiculous amount of money.
00:41:25
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on the first day. Prostitution question. No, no. I felt bad because... Oh, okay. You made them pay? How much did they pay on the first day? Like over $130. On what? Why did you make them pay? I did not. I told them not to. I said... Yeah. Where did you go? What was it for? It was picnic equipment. What? Picnic equipment. Yeah. I feel like people should already have that. Yeah.
00:41:53
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Okay. And it's just been sitting in the back of your card. Okay, so the second date was probably justified then, if you felt bad about them being... Problem is, she didn't let me pay for the second date. Okay. So she paid for both dates and then I said, yeah, not working. Yeah, that's... Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, it's a little bit weird if they don't let you, like, even go have zines.
00:42:21
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especially since I knew I was going to, you know, tell her it wasn't going to work out, but still a really nice person. We're, we're going to be, it's, it's a she, right? Yes. Got to make sure that, you know, just three months, you know, three months is a lot.
00:42:44
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During the date? Yeah. During the second date. First and second date. First date. That is disgusting. Yeah, you went on a date with a dude. Yeah, what? Yeah, she also had a lot less hair than she did on tape. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? She was a cancer patient? We do not condone this.
00:43:14
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that's the only explanation for why a woman would do something so like one of those weird cuts where they shave half of their hair it's like a pitchy cut okay well I mean if they're fat and it doesn't work I mean it was another bowling ball
00:43:43
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uh... alright so i guess it didn't go well i mean we got a long well not romantically i mean you can't i mean you got free you got free dinner and you got free stuff yeah yeah but i felt bad um don't yeah free is free and free is free free i mean it was her choice you know i mean think about it
00:44:11
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Women do that stuff all the time. They go out on dates purely to get free stuff from men. And that's their goal. Yeah, you should be happy. You should be happy you didn't simp for her, Jacob. I think that's the main thing. She's simp for you. Progress. Yeah. Just write back at them. Write them a letter. Thank you, warmly, Jacob. Thank you, Jake. Thank you for the $100 that you spent on our
00:44:45
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I don't know. She was like, she seems like she was trying really hard to not be a woman and making a point out of it too. By doing things of that sort. Did you find this person on the friend section of Bumble? I was on Tinder. Oh, okay. I didn't know Grindr had a friend section.
00:45:11
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I don't know. This is the straight area of Grindr? No, we're just trying to be friends. Not to face the whole purpose of it. That wasn't a joke. I'm looking for friends. Explain the joke for I. I am a straight male looking for gay friends. Sounds like something you can see on like Craig's little thing. I will be your gay friend. I will make everyone think that you are not homophobic.
00:45:41
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Small fee of $200 I can see that small loan $200 loan I Was making a reference to the Donald Trump quote The loan a small loan of a million dollars. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I see that I guess if you're not American A lot of people true colors are showing there
00:46:08
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Yeah, let's go Yeah, I see a little brown and that red red and blue, you know No, you did you have any What's that would call love
00:46:41
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When when you know the stories tend to not be entertaining yeah, I'm steady Yeah, where's the content of that you? Where's the where is the first love this drive-through site? I Expect there to be so much content
00:47:06
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says Sayush at gunpoint. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. How was your trip to California? Oh, dude. Yeah, I went to California with my girlfriend to meet her parents. It was great. Her dad's really funny. You know, and he's a he's a charming guy. He's a little bit of a nerd. Talk to me about photos, like taking photos and like photography.
00:47:34
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that's really cool we're in um we're in california okay okay uh that's all you need now all right excuse me jake
00:48:03
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Okay, well, sounds like it. Her mom did not put any effort to get to know me and literally told my girlfriend that the reason she didn't was because she didn't know if I was gonna like even last or were they gonna stay together so what's the point in putting any effort? She didn't think you're gonna last? Yeah. All his relationships are kind of schooky. Lasted like what's it? That is quite rude.
00:48:37
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Yeah, I mean it makes sense. Yeah, you can see that still as a parent I can see that. Yes, it's pretty rude as a no, no, I'm oh Yeah, three months No, I'd think from their perspective like I understand it but still like
00:49:02
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That's kind of uncalled for. Yeah. We just got to last, you know? You just got to last. I would hope that's the goal. That's going to last a little bit longer. Yeah. I didn't mention that. All right, yeah. Yeah, so that's about it. Thank you for watching. All right.
00:49:28
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00:49:48
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Yeah, we'll see you in January. At Valentine's Day. At Valentine's Day. Yeah. Give us some advice. All of you lonely, lonely people out here. I mean, you have to be the listeners. Yeah. I feel bad for your girlfriend listening to this. Yeah. All right. Bye. Bye. Bye guys. Good to talk. Good to talk.