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Episode 36: First Class Lyrics | Boys 2 Men
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In Todays Episode, the boys jump around everywhere. They start by talking about Jack Harlows single, First Class. Ayush also taste tests the new Nitro Pepsi. There is also some talk about video games, their thoughts on ads in video games, and unreal engine 5.
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00:00:01
Speaker
You know who's unprepared? Your mom. Audible. Oh, yes. Wait, no, that's not how sponsors work. I usually can't insult them. Yeah, we can't insult them.
Inventing Media for the Deaf
00:00:11
Speaker
We can't insult them. Yeah, Audible actually kind of sucks. I almost kind of made it. I can't, I can't hear. What about deaf people? What about deaf people? Audible is useless for deaf people. Yeah, if only there was a form of media for deaf people where they can like look at the words.
00:00:29
Speaker
and flip through the pages themselves. Wait, what pages? What pages? Wait, hold up. You're so right. We haven't invented that yet. Yeah, I think you're getting ahead of yourself. Now hear me out. We take a stone tablet and on the tablet, we create a language entirely based on visual symbols. I think we're going, I think we're getting some.
00:00:59
Speaker
I think I'm just I'm just I'm just a little bit skeptical. Keep going. Let's hear this. Let's let's hear this out. So each each character would symbolize maybe a word or a concept. Like you could have a a symbol and it would stand for the word love.
00:01:28
Speaker
And like Superman. You could read it. Or no, he's hope. My bad. I just don't I just don't see this product being like a future. I don't see this product going to the future. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I tried my best.
Fake Shark Tank and Game Preferences
00:01:48
Speaker
Shark Tank. It plays the shark tank music. Yes.
00:02:34
Speaker
Can we do for an episode like a fake Shark Tank? We can play the Jackbox game where you have to make an idea and then you have to present it. You always annoy me about Jackbox.
00:02:57
Speaker
but something that wasn't on my jackbox is so you know how like you start a jackbox game and then they show you like the examples for the game like let's say you're playing like um i don't know i don't know if you're hearing what that game is called we're like someone like it's like it's like Pictionary you know like you like they draw a picture and you gotta like describe what it is you know what i mean is that i'm aware of the game Pictionary
00:03:25
Speaker
Yeah, it's like that. Okay, so hear me out. So you know what piss me off about Jackbox? Pictionary. That is not related to Jackbox. You draw pictures. But yeah, you know what? Okay. Okay. I'll support that. I'll support that point. I hate Pictionary. I am bad at drawing. All right. And I get that's the point of the game. Wait, do you not like scribble? Yeah. Uh, no. No, like once.
00:03:56
Speaker
I'm more of an agario person. You didn't play with us yet? You're more of an agario person. I definitely did. We slept at like three o'clock in the morning playing... Eight o'clock? Eight o'clock in the morning? Is that what you said? I'm definitely not there for that. No, I said three o'clock in the morning. Oh, that makes more sense. Eight o'clock in the morning. Yeah, that is... 24 hours. A little death. Okay, Ella.
00:04:31
Speaker
Hello, everyone. Welcome to the... Hey, what are the boys in the podcast? They were talking about... He's your host. ...vigigames. Yeah, so I was looking back on our old episodes and I realized that we never did a part two for our video
Video Games Part Two
00:04:50
Speaker
games episode. Did we say we were? No, but like we usually did a part two for something like that.
00:04:57
Speaker
Right. We have only done one part two. And that was five months after the original. That's a good point. That's a very good point. And I feel like I know I feel like, you know, it's just like a broad. No, actually, you know what? No, we did a part two. We did a part two for like movies ish. And then now we know we. I mean, it's not like it's not formally like that. We don't formally say that we're doing a movie part. We just kind of talk about movies.
00:05:26
Speaker
Even there. And then Noah like gives us a review about movies. His expertise. Yeah. Speaking of reviews on things, um, we want to start a new segment where me and Jacob review music. Jacob. Hmm. Yes. You want to like, let's do the music. Yeah, sorry. I was dying. I'm just really tired.
00:05:53
Speaker
Yeah, that makes sense. This is another late night, late night episode. And it is a late night episode. Yeah. But we strive to push through. Um, Jacob, what were we going to review today? I totally forgot. First class. You said first class. I don't know. I think we should do something that all of us could do. Okay. Oh, it's not just you guys.
00:06:22
Speaker
Well, that would kind of- Wait, is this gonna be a live review? I mean, me and- Okay, if we're doing first class- I'm just gonna have to listen to the song. It's supposed to be kind of like prepared, like you're supposed to already have listened to it. I just assumed- Which is why I'm saying it's me and Jacob, for now. Yeah, but then what the fuck are Noah and Connor gonna do for like that? Listen and give feedback. I don't know. Yeah, when Noah reviews a movie that we never see before, we're just kind of like- Make comedic videos commentary. That's usually what we're here for.
00:06:52
Speaker
Yeah. Special. Commentary. Oh. Oh. Like, that's a type of noodle. Commentary? Oh, pho. Oh, yeah, pho is good. Pho. Pho. Today we're reviewing First Class by Jack Harlow. Ooh. Yeah, sorry.
00:07:21
Speaker
So let's get into it. Okay. Well, first off, a little bit of background. No, no, we're doing some background. That's what I was saying to give some background. This is a single day released and it's supposed to be a part of an album that is going to come out with like, what, like may something Jacob next week. Yeah. Well, for the timeline of people who don't know what day this currently is, it is early May next week.
00:07:51
Speaker
yeah i think it's actually it's the day before new year's eve so what oh preparing ahead of time in case the day before new year's eve jig is actually getting married like in a month or something right jig? yep to his body pillow
00:08:11
Speaker
Which one?
Debating Jack Harlow's Music
00:08:13
Speaker
Yeah, so Come Home the Kids Miss You, which is Jack Carlo's next album, will have first class and nail tech on it. So which one do you prefer, first class or nail tech? I want to say that nail tech was not bad. I would say compared to some other of his songs, nail tech was not bad, but I like first classes like
00:08:38
Speaker
beat. I don't know. Like it just, it just grooves better. You know what I mean? I think personally, I think nail tech is better, but I think first class, I understand why it's more popular, um, to put it, to put it simply, uh, sample. Well, also I just feel like it has a bigger target audience. I feel like nail tech is more just like,
00:09:02
Speaker
bars if that makes sense just like yeah I can see that yeah it's more it's more of an aggressive song because it's talking about like you know shooting people and whatnot or as first class more romantic if that makes sense um my problem my problem with nail tech was it just seems like really similar to something that he's done in the past like
00:09:24
Speaker
his first song industry baby is almost almost the same as i the first time i listened to nail tech i was like it's literally just like a like a Kroger brand version of uh yeah of whatever the hell it's called uh industry baby um yeah you've heard it before he's similar it doesn't want to be if if you had to uh
00:09:51
Speaker
If I would rank Jack Harlow's most recent singles right now, I would definitely put first-class in IllTech at the bottom. I think compared to What's Poppin' and Tyler Hero, not even close. Not even close. Actually, I would agree. Yeah, that's true. I would agree with that.
00:10:15
Speaker
But yeah, I mean, first class, I think the reason it's getting really popular is, in my opinion, the sample. For those of you who don't know, first class samples, Glamorous by Fergie. And I think he does it really well. It fits like really well somehow. I know. Like the beginning part is super addictive. And after that, I'm just kind of like, all right, this is Jack Harlow doing Jack Harlow things. And honestly, that's the part I'm not a huge fan of.
00:10:43
Speaker
So you kind of just listen to the first part. Jack Harlow being Jack Harlow. Yeah, like he's kind of like he's got like some weird lyrics. I'll read you. I'll read you a lyric. I have this prepared. I'll read you a lyric that just it curdled the the acid in my stomach. All right. First class. This is this is from first class. Yeah. So he does this whole glamorous thing. Right. And he starts talking. I'll read the bar. I'll give some like preface.
00:11:08
Speaker
So, in quotes, I can see the whole city from this balcony. Back in 2019, I was outside freely, but now they got it out for me. I don't care what frat that you was in, you can't alpha me, keep dreaming. Here's the part, here's the part that gets me every time. Pineapple juice, I give her sweet, sweet, sweet semen.
00:11:33
Speaker
what what that's what gets to me every time he's got every single time i'll like okay jacob oh huh jacob explain that one no i i was gonna say he's what does it what does it mean he's got some weird ass cars sometimes
00:11:53
Speaker
I would like to bring another bar from way earlier on in his career. It's Hey Big Head. I think it's an EP that he did a while ago. Let me pull it up real quick. I just want to make sure that I have my information correct. It comes from the EP or the album Sweet Action. Hey Big Head.
00:12:25
Speaker
So it goes, she wanna do it with me, to put it simply, she wanna fuck me one-on-one. We might run that train instead. And busting it down, sexual style. And me and my friend, just like twins, same nut sack and the same dick head. That's cool. What the fuck? That's awesome.
00:12:52
Speaker
Yeah, it's hard to listen. What do they mean now? What do they mean? What else does it mean? He's gay. He's saying that he and his friends have the same type of penis, therefore it is a good idea to have sex at the same time together. How does that happen? No, not with women. I'm going to be real with you guys. This man can be very fruity sometimes.
00:13:20
Speaker
Rudy is a very nice word. I think Rudy's the best way to put it. A little suspicious. Just to like, go ahead. There's another bar. I could think of way more weird bars that he's got. But there's just one that I wanted to
00:13:45
Speaker
Just bring back up. It's a plain cheeseburger. I don't get toppings. Right. This is from the drop. And it has nothing to do with what we're talking about, but it's just like. Yeah, I'm not a fan. I'm not a fan of plain cheeseburger. I don't get toppings. I like toppings on my cheeseburgers. What's your ideal cheeseburger topping laid on me?
00:14:15
Speaker
Lettuce, tomato, cheese. Then we got onion, like caramelized onions and then like chili or something like that. So you like a sonic type of dude? The fuck you mean sonic type of dude? Chili dogs.
00:14:47
Speaker
I think I think the ideal toppings for me. Cheese, bacon, lettuce and barbecue sauce. Good old western. Yeah, that is a very good burger.
00:15:06
Speaker
Maybe some onion rings if people want it to be really western, but I'm not a big fan of onions, nor pickles, nor tomato. I'm very picky, okay? Just ignore. He just removed like half the toppings out of cheeseburger. Yeah. Well, I agreed with you when you listed all of the ingredients. I appreciate that. Yeah, just some lettuce bacon. Yeah, if you're really hungry, add a fried egg to it. It's so good. Oh, dude, fried egg.
00:15:36
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00:16:03
Speaker
I'm not just convincing myself. Oh, no, it's not as trash. My little brother, when he was, when he went to, through his vegetarian phase last year, he just refused. He like ate tofu once and he was like, never again. The thing, okay. I think I said this before on the show, but the thing with tofu is you got to know how to cook it. If not, it's trash. I want to taste that. Can I taste it?
00:16:31
Speaker
uh sure okay just come by your house and taste it like you're just like you're on my girlfriend's over and you're just like hey i know this is the first time you eat you guys have a candlelit dinner i just like barged into the fork i'm like hi i want to taste of that hi nice to meet you nice to meet you let me get off of her plate what i get that like i do like i put like an alpha move on her i'm like i'm gonna eat off of europe
00:17:00
Speaker
That is a pretty awesome walk-out room. Yeah. Barches in the house. That looks like some good food. Let me taste that. Nice to meet you, by the way. Bye. Just to wrap up the Jack Harlow thing really quick. I have one last bar that I was going to put out there. This is the first song that I heard of his, by the way. This is What's Poppin' Remix, where he literally says,
00:17:28
Speaker
Back at the remix, these boys, all my sons like Phoenix, my city and my state never seen this. Jimmy Neutron, our young boy genius, on the futon, I'm a giver at penis. Yes, yes. Okay, there's something just very awesome about directly stating the genitalia in the song. There's something unappealing about.
00:17:57
Speaker
unappealing. I mean, yeah, like, I don't like hearing people say rock and roll, like the whole name theme of rock and roll was like, like subliminal sex. Like, right? Like that's the whole point rock and roll.
00:18:12
Speaker
I mean, they were subliminal about it because... Well, yeah, there was stricter laws. Yeah, back in the day. So they had to get creative. Yeah, but nowadays, it's literally just like, I see a woman. He says it so directly. That's the thing that gets you. In the song, it's unbelievably aggressive. I was saying it one time with a friend in the car and she was just dumbfounded. She was like, what? Why would you put that bar in?
00:18:43
Speaker
so he's got some very suspicious lyrics but uh like you're like nodding your head like all right this is pretty cool and he just says it i'm like uh and yet still he's one of the most charming and popular rappers out there right now i still don't get that people are like swooned over this guy and he's literally going like oh yeah penis okay one word one word okay
00:19:09
Speaker
S-U-A-V-E, that man has suave. Does he? Yeah, he has charisma. Yeah, he does. Yeah. I saw the Chicken Shop, one on YouTube. You watched that video. Watched that video on YouTube, the Chicken Shop one. Yeah. God, dude, that guy has game. Like, he's never even met this person. He's probably seen, like, her videos, but, like, the guy, like, he gets her. Like, you can see in her eyes. Like, she's just like, like, what can I do in this situation?
00:19:37
Speaker
Like this guy is going to put a baby in me. My gentlemen out there, I know absolutely nothing about flirting with women, but if you want some pointers, just watch videos. Watch Jackarlo. It was so weird watching him flirt with women at the concert in November. What? Like fans? Was he Drake? Yeah. What does he do? Flirt with them? How does he do that at a concert?
00:20:09
Speaker
on the stage he's like hey what's your number like nah he like gives him the eyes but like when he was pulling out um on the limo oh no no no yeah yeah that's timing um when he was like exiting the limo he was like very swabbed out and i think i think i remember him giving a girl a number i don't think that was at the phoenix concert though i think i saw that on a video but like i remember on stage he was like
00:20:37
Speaker
like low key flirting with some of the women in the front row. And I could see, cause I was like third row. So a good entertainer nonetheless, but, uh, yeah, I know we're doing this. Uh, like you get, you could, you could tell like when he did the video.
00:21:04
Speaker
when he, when he featured on with like Lil Nas X and you're like, with all this stuff you're saying. And now this, go ahead and just on YouTube, just write Jack Harlow and Lil Nas X interview. Okay. That's all you gotta do. And just watch how he puts Lil Nas X to shame.
00:21:33
Speaker
Well, no, we don't say anything suspicious. That man is literally gay. And he and Jack Hall was too gay for him. What? Yeah, it's a. Did you hear the tiny creators getting raised by. He's by. It's like music, though, he's got.
00:22:00
Speaker
He does have great music. What do you think of Tyler's music? Have you there? Have you ever re-familiarized me with some of his works? Egor. Earthquake. You make my earthquake. What's your name is really good. That's a new one.
00:22:28
Speaker
for his genre he's pretty good also i feel like i've seen i've seen him like outside of his music as a person he seems pretty cool he is oh yeah he's a really cool person he's also he's just super chill he has really good stage presence he has really good stage presence like he will just start like making like stand up while on his stage and i still remember like
Tyler, the Creator's Influence
00:22:52
Speaker
figure out what it was. He was like about to do a song and he had like this really good like joke that led perfectly into the song. Yeah, he's an entertainer for sure. He was in regular show too, wasn't he? Was he? No way. Yeah, in the rap battle, the rap battle episode. I'm pretty sure that was him. Yeah, he was he was the main. Whoa. Yeah.
00:23:24
Speaker
Oh yeah. He looks just like him. What the heck? Dude. They're with the hat. I thought you were just making like a weird, like a weird joke. Yeah. Like, Oh, he's black. He's black. Oh yeah. Makes sense. Wrap it up. The ninth episode of season three and 45 49th episode overall of regular show premiered on November 20. I don't know why I'm reading this. Childish Gambino was also on it. I knew that.
00:23:54
Speaker
I need that, yeah. Very interesting. All right, I guess we can go to our. The main topic, the main topic of the day. Actually, hold on. Before we do that, I'm going to taste test this new nitro Pepsi. Oh, oh, dude, Pepsi Nitro.
00:24:19
Speaker
It's good. Yeah. I, I've been waiting for like maybe four or five days to try this. Um, it's for, cause you have to pour it out into something. Yeah. That's the only way you have to pour it because, uh, is it cold? It's cold. It's cold. Okay. Yeah. Um, you don't have to shake it, but you have to pour it into something else. Have to pour it upside down. Cause it's like a draft beer kind of thing. Bro. I had to go and get a cup. No, why can't I just drink out of the can?
00:24:49
Speaker
Because it doesn't work. It's nitrous. The nitrous canister is in the bottom of the can. All right.
00:25:01
Speaker
Give me a second. We'll do this. All right. If you drink it out of the can, the nitrous would like go into your mouth, like directly wouldn't it? Because of how the density works. Yeah. That's how gas works. It's, it's more of a, it's denser than liquid. So you would just be like, you would explode from the air into spit all over the camera. All right. Let me get a cup.
00:25:29
Speaker
Right. Return with the cup. That was a very long drink for a cup. Will it fit all the Pepsi? The big cup. Oh yeah, the big cup. You got to pour it on screen for us. All right, fine. We tilt this thing down. Yeah, because... You see this thing? You see this thing? Yeah, I see it. Oh, let's hold it up, actually. I'll just hold it up here so you can see my face. Yeah, because our viewers...
00:25:58
Speaker
are clearly on camera. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's practice thing open. Can I get something on the mic? I hope you got on the mic. OK. OK. OK. I didn't hear a single thing. He probably has the voice. It is currently foaming. Maybe it's because he poured out, poured out a little bit. Poured into the glass. Oh, yeah.
00:26:31
Speaker
Turning upside down is not the best idea before you open it open it. Oh, you already opened it Yeah Alright, so to our viewers to our listeners. He's currently pouring the can Into the cup and he looks like he looks like one of those like tick-tockers that you would see that are just like Staring at something while it's happening and just like ominously smiling and it's going on here watermelon sugar ah
00:27:00
Speaker
Yeah, there's like this weird song playing in the background. Obnoxiously loud music in the background. And we knew Chong gave me that penis. And they're giving like over-exaggerated responses to basic things. Yeah. Oh my gosh! I just found a Coke Zero! Let's try it out! Like an EDM intro? Tell me that's not everything.
00:27:29
Speaker
Thank you. OK. Cheers. Yeah. All right. To our listeners, he's no drinking the Pepsi Nitro. He has Pepsi Nitro on his lips. He has licks his lips. It's literally just flat Pepsi. It's his flat Pepsi. Oh, well, it is like five days old, you said. It has to be fresh. Yeah. Fresh from the factory. What do you mean? No.
00:27:55
Speaker
Fresh from the pressure, but from the crack from the crack of Mr. Pepsi himself. I mean, like it's like kind of flat, but also it's supposed to be like smooth. It's not supposed to feel flat. Because there are like micro that is honestly, I'm just pouring up the shots. Drake, this is great. This is like this is like. You don't like it?
00:28:22
Speaker
No. I'm not a huge pepsi person either. Oh well. And I'll drink pepsi, but I would prefer normal pepsi than this. Like this is just- Any dark soda other than root beer is nine times out of ten. Really gross. Yeah, this is flat pepsi, honestly. Like dark soda? Like Coke and pepsi. Okay, I use-
00:28:51
Speaker
Ayush, we'll get you a real one, okay? I'm not gonna go- It'll be better. What does that even mean? It's in a can, my guy. We'll make- we'll get you a real one. I'll make you one. I'll make one for you. You know, we'll hook you up with a real deal, Ayush. Cocaine. Just straight out cocaine. Are you so right? Why did I tell her about that? Alright. Well, if I had like a Coke or a water bottle in front of you, I'd always go for the water bottle.
00:29:20
Speaker
Coke is just not good. It's just not overrated. What do you mean not good? It's just not good. You know what's overrated? You're wrong. Coke's on right. Pepsi's better. Noah literally did a whole commercial for Coke. Did you have a choice between other sodas, Noah? No, no, no. I could do anything. I could have done anything, any commercial. Like I could have done anything.
00:29:49
Speaker
a back knee. Yeah, back at why back knee is cool. I'm you're cool. Make sure to sweat all over your back. Thank you.
00:30:06
Speaker
Yeah. So I was going to say this right now. I would give this like a four or a five. But apparently this is not fresh. I don't know. I don't know what that means. It's like almost a week old. Thank you for listening. I didn't. It's OK. OK. It's in a can. It doesn't matter how long it is. The carbonation is still in the can. Well, we don't know what the middle. Around with it. Yeah. If you don't know. Well, what I do in that time.
00:30:36
Speaker
I don't know. What do you do with cans for a week before you use them? Okay, we're moving on. This is a 5 out of 10 soda. Normal Pepsi is better. Don't pay extra for this. Will you guys help me make a Pepsi Nitro commercial? If it means we get to have Pepsi Nitro, then yes. Yeah, you'll get to have Pepsi Nitro at the end. Let's go. I'll just do it because I want to be a part of something.
00:31:07
Speaker
Oh, he's just letting me. All right.
Kingdom Hearts 4 and Star Wars Rumors
00:31:13
Speaker
Let's let's start on the main topic. Yeah, let's talk about talking about we're talking about the last time we did this was August of 2020, which is like this is our third episode, basically. Ladies and gentlemen, my birthday, August of 2020. Yeah, we've come full circle.
00:31:34
Speaker
Ladies and gentlemen, Kingdom Hearts 4 has been announced. Dude, that's super sick. I know. All right, we can continue to the next topic. Oh, you have nothing? Oh, man. The burps feel like the burps feel like how do you describe this? Like, like, you know, like when the magician pulls the napkin out of his mouth, that's what it feels like.
00:32:00
Speaker
The hell? Star Wars was in Kingdom Hearts this year. What did you just say? What heresy were you just trying to say? That's right. Yeah. The theory is that all of this was in Kingdom Hearts. What? People are saying that it looks like one of the worlds that you see in Kingdom Hearts 4 in the trailer is Endor.
00:32:28
Speaker
why and or there's a forest bro because it looks like california you also you also see the foot of an atat supposedly or atst supposedly you would think that would be pretty a gray metal object yeah kingdom kingdom heart star wars merger
00:33:06
Speaker
I'm gonna send a photo like a gag like a flash game version of it no it's just like a copyrighted let's look at it take a look and tell me what you think uh what is this in uh it's going to be in general correct okay so i want you to look at the top right and then just look at
00:33:32
Speaker
That's what people are saying. I don't know if I buy it or not. I don't know. I don't buy it. Because that's a very small. I think it's very small. Yes. Like way too small. Like in relation to. That could literally be like a room. Oh, right. A blurry gray object that could even be mistaken for a rock. I mean, it's obviously not a rock, but I wouldn't
00:34:01
Speaker
ETST. Let's look what it's feet. It's and yeah, I don't know. Yeah, this could be this could be literally like anything because there's grass.
00:34:16
Speaker
Well, there's grass and water. And if you look at the trailer, it looks identical to it. It looks identical to Andor. But then again, a lot of forests, redwood forests look identical to Andor. So a lot of redwood forests. OK, so that's definitely not an ATST leg. And that's because an ATST leg is a little more conical than that.
00:34:38
Speaker
OK, but that's just what people are saying. I don't know if I buy it or not, but if if Star Wars would be in any Kingdom Hearts game, it would be this one because this one is leaning towards hyper realism. Hyper realism. The graphics. Bro, they get an Unreal Engine 10.
Unreal Engine 5's Impact on Gaming
00:35:03
Speaker
I do want to talk about how crazy Unreal Engine 5 is though. It's amazing. It's one of the first engines that actually does lighting really well without
00:35:19
Speaker
Like the way the lighting works is absolutely phenomenal. The demos that they always, that they like release and stuff is really cool. Cause they show like, there's like billions of like triangles and, and like different like three stuff. Yeah. The way they use polygons is just more and more get added as you zoom into something from what I remember, which just means that like the further you go away, you can have like, you could literally generate a massive city and like,
00:35:48
Speaker
it'll auto render by itself. Did you see their demo or something? I was watching the demo and just someone using Unreal Engine 5 and the fact that you can just literally import anything from Unreal Engine 4 is going to be super cool because
00:36:07
Speaker
Just any game. The lighting does look really good. Anything from Unreal Engine 4 that's halfway done, you're going to be able to do it way faster on Unreal Engine 5, depending on what's lacking in that game. If it's on Unreal Engine 4, it'll probably be coming out instead of 2030, probably 2028 now.
00:36:32
Speaker
Yeah, there's so many games from like my childhood that were like they use Unreal Engine like a lot like so many developers use Unreal Engine. It is crazy. I don't know much about video games or anything. Who makes it? Is it Epic?
00:36:51
Speaker
Yeah, it's epic. Epic, right? Epic games. That's crazy. They're doing a really good job with that. Fortnite in Unreal Engine 5. Oh, no. It's so realistic. Did you really have like no building now, Fortnite? Yeah. It's like such a big deal now. It's just one of the game modes, I think. Oh, yeah. But people are really mad.
00:37:17
Speaker
for a week, it was just no building. And there wasn't a game, but then they just added it as a. Yeah. And if I lost like half their player base, because all they do is just build like 20 foot skyscrapers and so many so many people apparently came back because of the no building. I got to say, you guys are going to hate me, but it's been very tempting to get back into it.
00:37:38
Speaker
And that was always garbage. I'm not going to hate you. I actually want to try it like once just to see. But at the same time, I'm just thinking it's like any other battle royale. It's literally just every other battle royale ever to exist on top. Oh, they got they got fucking juice. Oh, whatever it's called. Whatever it's called. What's the juice called again? It's called the shields or whatever. Glug glug. The chug glug.
00:38:05
Speaker
Gug jug? No, the glug glug is normal. Is the device that we're selling the Shark Tank, right, Noah? Yeah, it's the device we're selling. Anyways, so I'm looking at what Unreal Engine 5 has. Apparently, it's got infinite bounce on the light. So basically,
00:38:31
Speaker
from a lighting perspective. That's insane to think about. Just the fact that like. Add the lighting yourself. You just add. Yeah. You don't. Yeah. It's it's crazy how far we've come from having to bake in light to environments. So just having a source and it just going here. Yeah. Like that's such a crazy concept.
00:38:57
Speaker
It also works with shadows, so it'll auto-generate shadows with the event move by themselves. You can see how well that works, not only in the demo, but in Kingdom Hearts 4's trailer, too. They recreated an apartment in, I think it's Shibuya, Japan. And the way the camera pans, apparently those shadows were auto-generated. And it looks like real life, like the way the shadows move.
00:39:26
Speaker
open worlds are going to be crazy now. Can you imagine something like an Elden Ring on Unreal Engine 5?
00:39:36
Speaker
Elden Ring is already pretty good. It probably runs the best it can for how huge the world is because you have to remember when you make something as huge as Elden Ring you can't have you have to you know compress some textures or just not have giant textures that the game isn't 500 gigabytes. That's what I'm saying is imagine how it would have worked on
00:40:01
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something like Unreal Engine 5, where it just automatically does that mid-game. Yeah. Well, I suppose then the minimum requirements would have to be probably almost better than a .3080. Well, not necessarily, because if it does increase the polygon count as you zoom in, it could just be what's it called, texture popping, except a lot more smooth.
00:40:32
Speaker
It might require a little, I don't know how much more like data requirements it would cost. It requires a lot of memory. A lot of memory. Good to know. Which is why they're now they're trying to like get a new line of video cards out with 12 gigabytes of memory. But they only did it for the 3060 and it's not doing so hot because it's like super expensive and isn't that powerful.
00:41:02
Speaker
But yeah, 12 gigabytes seems to be the new standard that they want to reach. But right now we're only at 6 to 8. They're decent. Yeah, not with my wallet. Yeah, no one's wallet. I mean, really. Yeah, no. I mean, just people who will afford it. People will be like, yeah, this is worth it.
00:41:27
Speaker
Mom, I need to buy this. Why? For my slideshow presentation? This is for my slideshow presentations. I think my Zoom classes, my Zoom will not run without this. Do you want me to snip school? Buy it for me. Just guilt trip your mom into buying PC parts. Yeah. Every 12 year old ever.
00:41:54
Speaker
Why isn't it possible? It's just not. We don't have money. What is money? What do you mean? Is it a micro transaction? Use their wallet to buy money. Use your credit card. I use your credit card for microtransactions, does that mean? Microtransactions. Yeah, your simple thousand dollar microtransactions for PC parts. Yeah.
00:42:20
Speaker
A simple monetary value. I tutor these kids for money. Okay, that just sounds wrong. Hold up, hold up. I, as a side gig, I tutor children. And I take them. It's a side piece. I have children. Don't say side. Oh, man. I use just a pedophile confirmed. As a side mission, I...
00:42:54
Speaker
that's the title I use is under the FBI watchlist gone viral by the police I use is a table now that would be more believable now we're getting somewhere
00:43:21
Speaker
through some of the editor, please add in. It's like battlefield music playing. Editor, can you just like completely replace the audio with a fake tissue scenario? Yes, please. Use Unreal Engine 5, please. Just build us. Actually, you know what? We should do that. We should be the first Unreal Engine 5 podcast and just like create us in like
00:43:51
Speaker
a space. The first podcast entirely made in Unreal Engine 5. You know, you know how they have like those AI Twitch streamers that just like.
AI-Generated Podcast Hosts
00:44:03
Speaker
Oh, like V2 groups? Are real people. Is that what they're called? Like they're not real people. It's just like graphically designed people. Yes. We should just do that for a podcast. What are your guys' thoughts on the console war?
00:44:22
Speaker
You guys see that they're thinking of adding in-game ads to...
Ads in Free-to-Play Games
00:44:30
Speaker
Oh my god! To what? To free to play games. They're gonna be ads. Dude. That would be awful. Like, that would really be late stage capitalism. That's corporatism, but okay. Late stage corporatism at its finest.
00:44:51
Speaker
I'm like, bro, it's already. Aren't they picking enough money with like microtransactions and stuff? Why did they need to ruin it anymore? Just the developers. This is this is what this is the world we live in now. Yep. The games have changed.
00:45:15
Speaker
There's a fine line. I mean, if you just don't buy games or consoles that do that, then they probably won't do that. But we're gamers. We're gamers, dude. Well, if you don't like something, then don't be a part of it. Yeah, but I want to ask the issue. I think the real question is, would you rather have a free to play game that has ads or would you rather pay 60 dollars for a game that doesn't have ads in it?
00:45:45
Speaker
or would you want to pay $60 for a game like that? It's pretty anecdotal because it completely depends on what the game, like Roblox is a very good free to play game with ads. However, any Ubisoft game that's $60 is not that good compared to Roblox. That is very true.
00:46:07
Speaker
You know what they should do? You know, I don't know. Like if you look at like GTA, you know how GTA actually has like ads? Like they literally like they have ads. Like you'll just be walking around. They should put those ads like the real ads that we have in like IRL in the game. Just like mix it in. The IRL ads. So like let's say they're like it's an ad for like Logitech. Put that into GTA.
00:46:30
Speaker
Like you're just driving around on the radio and then it's like it does like nonstop FM or nonstop nonstop pop. Yeah, it's nonstop pop. You listen to the radio cruising around robbing a bank killing people. And it just goes, all right, a short break. And it just lets you goes, hi, what's the guy's name? Some random streamer. I endorse Logitech.
00:46:54
Speaker
stuff like that. So it just kind of mixes in to the game, but it only works for GTA or like any other open-world game that has like those types of ads. You can't really put that into like war zones. You get killed, instead of going to the gulag, you're just watching like 10 minute ads. You're just like, ugh. Let's go down.
00:47:21
Speaker
It's his voice, too. It's the same voice. Great job. I know. You'll get him next time. But you know what really helps? Some G fuel. You know what helps satiate me after a tough loss? The McRib. It's back for a limited time. And if you don't get it, you're never going to be able to get that hog win. And you'll suck and all your friends will hate you. Go out and get a McRib.
00:47:49
Speaker
Do your friends already hate you? Don't give them another reason. You're my 13th reason. Calm down to McDonald's. Buh buh buh buh buh buh. I'm fucking loving it. Yo, I'm fucking loving it. Oi, Soap McTavish. I'm fucking loving it. Oh man, that'd be great. I would watch that.
00:48:20
Speaker
You're like, oh, no, I got killed. I got to watch it. Oh, it's a McDonald's. Let's make it interesting. You get killed in Call of Duty war zone and you have to watch a 30 second ad. Yeah, that'll really force people to get better. Or like while you're playing like on a side, like on the side. You you like that would just make the game so competitive. Yeah. Because the only people playing would be the people that are incredibly good.
00:48:52
Speaker
Oh, man. Yeah, after three ads, you're just like, yeah, I'm done. I mean, at the same time, we'll do it for mobile games, though. Do you want a golden gun in this game? Watch this 10-minute ad. It would be awesome. It's super cool. I would love it. We should do that. We should do that. Audible has that.
00:49:29
Speaker
Beautiful morning. Beautiful morning. Beautiful morning. Are you singing Father's Freshman Hands? Yes, sir. Beautiful morning. It is morning. Yup. One in the morning. It is one in the morning. Um, I guess we can go back to the original question.
Xbox vs. PlayStation Debate
00:49:51
Speaker
What are your guys' thoughts on the console lore?
00:49:54
Speaker
Console was Xbox versus PlayStation. A decade late on that question. Well, we never answered it, so. Well, we never did. Well, we never we never entered Xbox or PlayStation or are you a sweet are you a Switzerland and you're just like either one is fine. Doesn't really matter to me.
00:50:25
Speaker
what's that voice? I don't know. What was that supposed to be? Good question. It's supposed to be some kind of accent, I suppose. All right, Harry Potter. I don't know. I have an Xbox.
00:50:44
Speaker
I have both an Xbox and a PlayStation. I don't play with like friends on PlayStation. I just kind of play PlayStation games on PlayStation. And I play Xbox games on Xbox, but also play like games that are available on both platforms on Xbox. So, you know, I'm fine with anything, honestly. I mean, at the end of the day, it's usually the answer is usually just going to be whichever one more of my friends have.
00:51:11
Speaker
Yeah, that's very true. That's happened to me. That doesn't happen to everyone else. That hasn't happened to me. Game Pass is so OP.
00:51:33
Speaker
It is like, oh my god, it's crazy. But at the same time, didn't they start ahead of that PlayStation? Or no, PlayStation? No, PlayStation always had the, whatever, Vue, I think. PlayStation. It's a monthly subscription service where you get a full library of games. So how did PlayStation mess up on that?
00:52:01
Speaker
Well, they just didn't get the licensing, I guess, for any good games. I mean, Microsoft's it's like, okay, you're not going to give it to us. We'll buy your entire company. Well, either. I feel like it took a while for them to get, I mean, they had GTA for a good minute GTA. Imagine not getting good. They don't, unfortunately. That seemed a GT is like 10 bucks.
00:52:30
Speaker
I have, Juju. I got it for free. Really? Yeah. I mean, like, there's only so much you can fit in a box like this right now, and it's hard to, like, be competitive. What? No, I mean, like, not, like, in terms of hardware. Oh. It's just, like, games. Okay, I'm like, what is he talking about? It's hard to fix the whole thing.
00:53:00
Speaker
Like in the early console war with the PS3 and the Xbox 360, I think, like the big sell of the PS3 was that it was a Blu-ray player or like it could play multimedia. Yeah.
00:53:21
Speaker
Well, the 360 could play DVDs, but I think that's about it. Yeah, but it couldn't play. I don't think that one was Blu-ray capable. Well, they had to make it. Yeah. And then they made the upgrades to be competitively viable. But it was like that little, it was that like a small sort of arms race, as it were, who could
00:53:51
Speaker
shoved the most features in their little box when it was hard to do so. And now it's easy to do so. But that comes at the cost of not a lot of things are different because there's not some game-changing thing that's coming out for different platforms.
00:54:11
Speaker
Yeah, I think Sony shot themselves in the foot when it came to the PS5 because it's actually not selling that well and that's because I feel like they released so many different versions of the PS4 and they were like
00:54:28
Speaker
just franking out different PS4 consoles. And then they were like, uh, yeah, now you have to get this one. And everyone's like, no, I just spent the last three years getting three different PS4 consoles. Oh, you mean like the regular, the slim and then the, uh, the slim, the pro, the one with like one gigabyte or one terabyte storage.
00:54:54
Speaker
You know, they're going to, they're going to do with the PS5 also. I think like this year they're going to come with like a slim and then two years later it's going to be the pro and then the PS6.
00:55:05
Speaker
I think the main thing that that like really gets the console we're going is like exclusives like every time I ask someone like Xbox or PlayStation to like PlayStation has its benefits and end up Xbox fanboy laws be like This game's died I have halo infinite. Yeah Halo is like apparently that one's already
00:55:34
Speaker
Yeah, it's not even worth it. That's ably. It's debatable. If you will. Yeah, it is a kind of stinky poo poo. Stinky poo poo. It's that's okay. Is that so? You heard it here first folks. Yeah.
00:56:04
Speaker
They have fours of fours of fours, that's great. Only fours are horizon. Bro, okay, so I saw this amazing. It was an Elden Ring review, and the dude's like, man, Elden Ring sucks. I accidentally hit the tutorial guy once, and he started killing me, and I couldn't beat him.
00:56:31
Speaker
I can't wait to play a real game like Forza. A real game. Forza is a real game. Can't wait to play a real game like Animal Crossing. It does what it does really good. It's a racing game. Sort of lowkey. Yeah, you can't compare them.
00:56:58
Speaker
But it's for a racing game. It's like it looks so good. Like I got I have Game Pass and I got obviously like you just get to date. A day comes out like comes out day one on Game Pass. Oh, my God. It looks so good. Like every time I knew like Forza comes out. It's weird that Microsoft owns all the Forza games, but only Forza Horizon 4 and 5 are on Game Pass.
00:57:23
Speaker
You would think, yeah, you would think that it would be easier for them to, you know, put those on there. I think they're just trying to do whatever.
00:57:44
Speaker
It is, but I know that Horizon sells more, because it's like open world. Yeah, but like, how much do we really cost them to have their own game licensing on their platform? I couldn't tell you. Also, I think the last news was like six, and it came out like two years ago. It was actually on Game Pass. Seriously, two years ago? And then they just took it off a few months ago.
00:58:14
Speaker
Oh, I know. That's that's that's just Microsoft. Sounds like that being dumb. Yeah, that was a bad that was a bad idea. Good night. All right. We talked about console war. How about let's take what you talk about. Honestly. OK, well, yep.
00:58:42
Speaker
all right fine then we can do a part two a part two of our part two we're not doing a part two of part two this will be an episode we will we will we will cap this off and then we'll do a part one point
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00:59:33
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00:59:53
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01:01:26
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We talked about Unreal Engine 5. We talked about the susness of Jack Harlow. I mean, it's not sus. He's gay. No, he's not. He's just sus. Jacob, would you stop listening to him if he's gay? No. That's... I don't know. I don't know. I think it's more of a hatred of them. No, mamas, bro. What the...