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Episode 31: Jacob Questions His Existence | Boys 2 Men
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In todays episode, the boys do another Hard To Answer Questions. They talk about everything from Disneyland to In N Out Animal Style.
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Exploring House of Gucci and Roles
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into the matrix. Good morning, Vietnam. It's your boy. Totally not dead. Oh, shoot. What's his name? Oh, it's fine. What? What? It's selling the actor. Adam Driver. Robin Williams. Speaking of Adam Driver, I just watched the Gucci movie.
00:01:09
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actually called House of Gucci. It's not that great. I mean, it's just a biopic really with it actually happened. Like, is it like, yes, it is real. Adam Driver marries Lady Gaga. They have very rough sex. They have a kid. You know, there's like political intrigue.
00:01:35
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with the family, the Gucci family. Al Pacino. Yeah, Al Pacino was in it. He makes gold foil in the bottom of the soles of his shoes. And Adam Driver is told by Lady Gaga to cut all of the members of his family out of the company.
00:02:02
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Um, she can have full control and then she, uh, orders a hip man on Adam driver and kills him. What? Oh, wait, spoiler alert. Oh, sorry. My bad.
00:02:18
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Yes, for the people who are actually going to watch that. You should probably not watch this or listen to this. It's too late, kind of.
Media Review Segment: TV and Movie Insights
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No, no. This is a good time. On our reoccurring segment, Noah reviews movies. Spoiler alert right now. We should do that something like that. That would be a good.
00:02:38
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Good thing. I was actually thinking about this. Like we should like all watch a TV show that's like current and then talk about each episode when we record. Yeah. Like have. I don't even know what is going on right now. Cowboy Bebop, the live action one is really bad and current. And it's very polarizing, which means people will listen. And it's like you had me at cowboy.
00:03:07
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I don't think it has anything to do with cowboys. Is it anime? Yeah. No, no, no. There's a live action version. It's just bad. The anime is good. The live action version is awful. Hmm. But it has here. Wait, is that. Is that Harold from Harold and Kumar? Is that the dude? I don't know what his name is. He's the guy from Star Trek also. He's Zulu.
00:03:36
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Or what his name is. I think so. I know Connor knows what I'm talking about. Yeah, the brown one. No, that's Kumar. I'm talking about Harold.
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Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Yeah, that's the one. What's his name? John Cho. That is the most China. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. Yeah, you get the point. All right. So you're saying don't watch the movie is what you're saying, saying watch it if you want to know.
00:04:17
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about the Gucci legacy, which is the fact that no people from the family Gucci are working at Gucci. I'm not surprised. Because they all got dead. Al Capone of Al Pacino died of prostate cancer or his character died of prostate cancer. Al Capone. Al Pacino.
00:04:46
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His character died of prostate cancer and his son, who had an insanely bald head, except for, you know, he's going for that monk look where like it's bald on top and then they're in the air everywhere else. Yeah. Um, he died in poverty. What lady Gaga was sentenced to 25 years in prison. Now it was 26, 27 died in prison. She did not die in prison.
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Oh, how'd she die? She didn't die. She's still alive. Seriously? Oh, wow. Well, that's just, that's just morbid. Maybe, maybe. Um, yeah. Right. Pretty scary. All
Theme Park Comparisons: Disneyland vs. Others
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right. I guess don't, don't start a whatever you do. Good. Don't start. Yeah. With the wife.
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who works for a trucking company. All right. Is there any advice for our listeners? About hard to answer questions. One of your guys' personal favorites, I assume. We don't know. We're just assuming at this point, yeah. We're just assuming that's the only thing you guys come here for. The hardest of questions.
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All right Yeah, we should I'm just gonna jump into it cuz these questions are I I'm telling you I skipped homework to write these questions Yeah, like this is stuff that this is like shower thought questions like I'm just taking a really good shower I'm like that is a question. I gotta ask these boys. That's hot. Oh, he wants to know in the shower. What are Yes $200 on new soccer anyways, sorry
00:06:38
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I wanted to know that. What have you spent $200 on recently? Yeah, that's the question. New PC, soccer cleats. I know, I'm just kidding. I'm sorry. I know the sarcastic. Go ahead. Okay. Is Disneyland actually a good amusement park? Land or world? Does it matter? Well, we'll go through both. Let's talk about Disneyland. Could you repeat the question? Is it a what?
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Is it a legitimately good amusement park? So that's objective, you know? It is very subjective. The problem is you're all wrong. It is objectively bad.
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Yeah, that's the reason why I wanted to ask this question because everyone I was watching an ad, you know, those ads where it's like, oh, the family's having the best time of their lives going through the teapots and all that jazz. And I'm like, is it actually that fun? I've been there once when I was like four and I never felt like going back. I went. I went about two years ago, maybe.
00:07:45
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And it seemed like a very good experience, but you, you have to be like a Disney fan. I felt like what's the one right across from Disneyland California adventure. That's much more entertaining. Yeah. Until they Disney fight it. Uh, fun fact, the first time I went on the California screaming before it became the Incredicoaster, I was afraid of, um, amusement park rides.
00:08:14
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Uh, and specifically roller coasters. So I turned my hoodie backwards and I wore the hood over my face so I could go on the ride and then do it. Yeah, it did work afterwards. I went on the ride again without, and it was fine. Nice. All right. Another piece of advice. Put the hoodie all the way around when you're going on the roller coaster.
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Actually, now that I think about it, I just feel like it's... What? There's an IHOP right across from Disneyland. They're probably really busy at all times. Yeah, because like the food in Disneyland is probably super overpriced. Oh yeah, for sure. It makes it feel nauseous. But their churros are worth it. Churros are worth it. Can't confirm. And the turkey legs. All I know is that the dole whip is really good there. The turkey legs are actually made of ham.
00:09:14
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Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. My life is a lot cheaper. Yeah, much cheaper than a entire turkey leg. There's huge. That thing is like the size of like a grown man's thigh. Yeah. That's huge. You want to eat my thigh? Yes. Noah, give me your thigh. If you're let me just I'll do it for the podcast.
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Nice little chonker of a bite of your thighs episode is going to be a mukbang ladies and gentlemen and Anything else you can we've been saying that for like a year now. Don't get exit, please. I Literally want to do this. That actually sounds really fun. Oh I'll bang your muck. Anyways Doing your muck
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So I personally would say if you're a Disney fan, yeah, go for it. I think it's a one-time thing. You can go maybe once and then every couple of years, but not like, I know some people who go like twice a year, people who go like once every year. Oh, yeah, for sure. If you go like every year, that's a waste of money in my opinion. Yeah, definitely. Especially people who buy like those like annual passes and stuff. I'm like, I would too. I would much rather, however,
00:10:29
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rolling loud in California. However, I do think that every time there is a new attraction, like Star Wars Land specifically, it's like once again thrown into consideration. It's more valid than if just like nothing has changed. I do kind of want to go see Star Wars Land. It's pretty dope. It's a big Star Wars nerd. I mean, yeah. Yeah, two years ago. Dang, man.
00:11:06
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We just planned two things, you know, nevermind Yeah, I just I feel like the whole like when they added like the Marvel stuff and the Star Wars stuff Like that's not a ride. It's just more like the experience like it doesn't looks cool to like well There is there is always right?
00:11:23
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Yeah, but it's not like a roller coaster. It's more like a. They put like a bunch of like screens and effects and you just kind of like going at like five miles per hour through the. I mean, I didn't get it going at my mom did. Was my mom in there? I don't remember. Someone went. We appreciate your mom. What are you anyways? I won't go back to Disneyland until they add a Kingdom Hearts ride.
00:11:49
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That's never going to happen. It's Kingdom Hearts Disney. They already have Kingdom Hearts. No, no, this is a legitimate question. No, no. This is a legitimate question. Owned by Disney. But it's just the regular characters, Jacob. They already have all of them there. They have had Sora. They have had Sora. They can be like, bro, you're from Kingdom Hearts. And they'll be like, what are you talking about, dude? I think they have had Sora at Disneyland.
00:12:14
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Imagine how mentally broken you have to be to dress up as, like, Goofy in Disneyland. What? That feels like the best job ever. You're getting paid. How much they get paid? I want to see this. A lot? It's Disney, bro. Oh, I guess, I guess. Disney gets to do whatever Disney wants. I guess he can't be in Disneyland since he's owned by Square Enix first before. But anyways.
00:12:42
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Yeah, I feel like you probably get paid a decent amount. Like, let's see, the Disney workers, specifically the people who dress up make annually $47,000. That's not that much. Yeah, it's like the highest paid. The highest paid is the dancing Cinderella. And that is separate from the standing Cinderella. There's two types of Cinderella's. Damn.
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Imagine being the standing scenario. The dancing makes about 7000 more. Oh, it's so worth it. Yeah, to just be like, well, look at me up my skirt. What? Anyways. Yeah, so I guess we're saying that's not a good amusement park. Well, I mean, okay, if it wasn't, if it
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If it wasn't such a bandwagon amusement park that everyone goes to all the time and is so crowded, I'd say it's all right because they have some pretty good rides in my opinion. I like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and Space Mountain. Space Mountain is classic. The Pirates of the Caribbean ride is a classic. Yeah.
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Space Mountain, also classic. I'm a big fan of the Indiana Jones ride, personally. That's one of my favorites. Which one is that one? It is the one where
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How does that work? It's just an Indiana Jones ride. I don't even know how to... It's just a ride that's themed like Indiana Jones, basically. Like, basically everything there.
00:14:45
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Where's the mommy ride? Universal? I was just about to talk about that. The mommy ride is awesome from Universal. They got some pretty good rides at Universal actually. Two years ago is when I knocked out all three of those. I went to Universal, Disneyland, and California Adventures. We were planning on going to Six Flags as well. That didn't happen, but I feel like probably out of all of them, Universal was definitely the most. Yeah, Universal's really good. If you're going to go to any of those three, go to Universal first. They have the best food.
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Kind of like Six Flags a bit. Well, Universal has bigger rides, but they have less rides and they have way longer lines, but the rides are way better. The food is way better. Is that what you just said? Yeah. How? But I don't know. They're just more intense.
00:15:39
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Really? Universal ones, I want to say like the theme wise, I think they're pretty cool. Like there's a Transformers ride, that's pretty cool. That one is so dope. Yeah, it is. Where's the Guardians of the Galaxy one? That's probably Disney because it's Marvel. That one's dope. That's a good one too.
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Yeah, I think it just depends on, like, the theme. Like, just plaino, normal, like, ride at Disney's, like, eh, but like... Like, the parts of the Caribbean's cool because it kind of, like, puts you in the thing. Like, you're in, like, water, and, like, you're feeling, you know, the Pirates of the Caribbean-ness. But, like, if it's literally just, like,
00:16:25
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Oh, I'm sitting in a roller coaster and there's a bunch of screens and I'm like, oh yeah, it's gonna win. Then I'm not, I'm out. I need the experience. I need immersion. Give me that immersion. Make me feel like I'm there. Like I'm literally flying through hyper speed, Star Wars land-ness. You know what I mean? I think Universal does that really well. Like making it feel like that. The Mummy one was sick because like,
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That's like a bunch of effects and like a bunch of stuff and it moves backwards. Like that was revolutionary for me. Going on a roller coaster that goes backwards. I felt like my life flashing. I don't think they're the only ones to do that. Yeah, but it was awesome.
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Okay, fair enough. I do see the appeal to Universal. I just don't see it as being a place where there's like a lot there. Yeah, that's what I was saying is like, it's quality over quantity at Universal, in my opinion.
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Yeah, definitely not. Okay. Not even so much quality because a lot of this stuff, the cool fun stuff, there's extras that you have to pay for. Back then, they had to build your lightsaber stuff. That might've been Disneyland, I don't remember. But all the Harry Potter stuff, you have to
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buy a bunch of stuff. I don't remember buying anything. I just remember there being just like too many shops in comparison to the amount of rides. I agree with that. The Harry Potter ride one was really fun because it was kind of like a you interact with it sort of thing. It's more of like a giant shopping mall for the movies with some rides thrown in.
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Yeah, that's where you're coming from. Yeah, Diagon Alley. It's just a steadfast room. Yeah, honestly. But I do want to say though that the build your lightsaber was pretty dope when it first came out. Like I remember it was like a big deal. Yeah, like you get to choose the crystal and like the color and the light and stuff. It was just no, it was probably super expensive for what it was.
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Yeah, but it was such a cash cow. Like people were just going and just buying
Amusement Park Experiences and Food
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it because it was like, oh, I get to like pick my color. Oh, yeah. I want to be like me. So when do I want that purple one? And then like the crystal, like those different like types of crystals, I think. And you could do like a double one, like the Darth Maul one, like the two sided for extra, of course. Yes, of course. They're like, give me more money.
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All right. So Disneyland sucks, that's what I'm saying. No, I wouldn't say it sucks. Yeah, it's subjective. Definitely subjective. It's very subjective. Yes, people do like a lot of people. It does not suck. Because the lines are backed up for literally hours. Like you could wait the whole day in just one line. Mm hmm.
00:19:46
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Yeah. And I honestly would rather go to somewhere else that I can easily get and go in a couple of ways. Yeah. If you're going for just waited three hours in a line. Yes. No, awful experience. If you want to go to an amusement park for rides, you should just go to like Six Flags or something. Six Flags was really good for the rides. Because there's less people there. You're going more for the experience for these amusement parks, you know? And the food.
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harry potter's bam what's the other beer though they did okay i did not try the butter beer actually pretty good what it it doesn't sound good but it's actually really no i know it's i know it is good i think you can order them online too we check this that doesn't sound good like you shipping means they want you to have yeah i need to hold that mug other like little little
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No, I guess I'm tripping. You can only, there's just recipes. I guess we could make butterbeer for ourselves. That would be- How do you even make butterbeer? You just make butter and beer? Yup. That's it. All right. Let's do it. Underage drinking. Here we come. Let's go.
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Darker brown sugar, water, butter, salt, cider vinegar, cream, rum extract, and cream soda. Where's the beer part? The rum extract. Rum extract? What? What are we, like, pussies? What? We are underage. So. Legally. Legally. Legally. We must say this, of course. Okay. Mm-hmm. Or we can go to Mexico.
00:21:43
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or literally anywhere outside the U.S. Yeah. You just take a quick flight to Germany. That doesn't sound that bad. Doesn't sound that bad at all. All right, guys. Thanks, boys. See you in Germany. It's going to be in Germany. We're going to be interviewing.
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Yeah. You mean the first one you told me not to say that you just did? It just slips out. Sometimes he just wants to do another like strike or something. Your anti-Semitism just slips out, man. What can you say? Oops. Exactly, yeah. Sorry. All racist. That would be so random, too, if we're just like, what's up, guys? We're in Germany.
00:23:01
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Hey guys, today our podcast is in Germany. We're going to have some brats, some sour cream, and maybe we've been put some Jews in camps.
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Alright, let's go to the next question. I was asked in Disneyland. This is just a part of the Disneyland experience. This is Disneyland Germany. We're very proud of our history in Disneyland Germany.
Personal Expressions: Tattoos and Cultural Significance
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Alright, let's go to the next question. Let's talk about tattoos. I don't know why I've never talked about tattoos. I feel like we have.
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I mean we did like a like small one when we're talking about like Jacob turning 18 and like all the stuff he wanted to do but like let's just talk about tattoos for a second. Okay. Let's talk about all the issues with tattoos because you know what I was thinking about the other day? You get tattoos, right? Like you're 20 years old and you get like, I don't know, what's like the most common tattoo?
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Uh, like the heart with the mom in the middle. If it's a girl, it's probably like a flower or a butterfly. Hmm. Yes. Somewhere on the wrist or the ankle area. Or if it's, if it's like a, like a 30 year old dude, it's going to be bored to why around this bicep. Hmm. Yes. The, and the cross on his right on his, on his brush, inside a forearm. Hmm. Yeah. Reminds me of that spongebob episode.
00:24:44
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Super weenie jr. Okay, so where's this going? No, no, it's just like like What? Okay. Yeah, what like what tattoos would you guys get? I know Jacob said something about like Actually, I don't know what Jacob said what what type of tattoo you're gonna get Jacob So I've always wanted a dragon on my shoulder. That's what it was a dragon dragon on your shoulder and Mustafa leaves and
00:25:12
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What kind of dragon? So like a European dragon or? It wouldn't even be like a like a detailed dragon. It would just be like kind of like a. Like a clip art type thing. Yes. No, like a really simple, just like line drawn dragon. That's it. All right. How big though? Just on my my shoulder. Oh, like it's a hidden one. Yeah.
00:25:43
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Oh, all my tattoos will be hidden. All of them. Yeah. All right. All right. No. And what if they're not hidden? I would love to get I want to get like interlocking rings. Like the Olympic symbol, like the kind of like the Olympic symbol, except three to quarter inch and one half inch.
00:26:12
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I've been thinking about this for a while. I want to get it eventually. Um, like I'm actually going to get it, but, um, it's for my family. That's dope. Oh, and then I might have like details on the rings. Originally I wanted them to go all the way around my forearm, but then I kind of went for the, um, Olympic ring kind of style.
00:26:42
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And I'm guessing you, do you want it hidden or? Uh, no, it'll, it'll be on my forearm. So, so that's something I wanted. I wanted it to be small enough where it's not going to be a pain to, uh, to cover it in makeup. If I ever like act in a movie or anything like that. Um, but large enough to actually, you know, mean something. Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:15
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At least yours has meaning. I'm not saying that yours doesn't have meaning, Jacob. I'm just saying, like, the personal... No, nothing like that. I prefaced it. What do you mean? I mean, you gotta tell me, give me some story. Do you think the dragon, like, is your spirit animal? Like, do you ride dragons? What's the personal meaning? Noah's got a whole family dichotomy going on here. I want to hear your pattern.
00:27:44
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My pattern. Yeah, like what's who are you? Why are you? Why are you getting the dragon tattoo? Zodiac killer. That's his pattern. The plan is the plan is to get the dragon in the shape of the original infinity sign. The original infinity sign? The original infinity sign is literally just a circle. Oh, well, it's a circle.
00:28:13
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Oh, you want to get one of them? I know. My favorite. Is it different than a circle or is it just a circle? It's just a circle, but you can look it up. Yeah, that's what I'm doing right now. And usually back in the day in multiple different cultures, the animal to represent infinity was a dragon.
00:28:33
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And my favorite animal, like mythological animal, ever since I've been a child, you can ask anyone who's known me since I was a child, has always been a dragon. And, you know, the infinity symbol represents like, like, you know, whatever the infinity symbol represents. I can't think of it off the top of my head, but when I- Infinity? Infinity, obviously. Yeah. Sorry to interrupt. I'm not seeing it. It just is the sideways A.
00:29:03
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Wait, what is the original symbol again? I think it's a circle. It's a circle, yeah. I'm not seeing it. Are you thinking of Ouroboros? I might be. That's like a snake eating itself. Which snakes, dragons, same thing, right? Evolution, yeah.
00:29:23
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evolution. Yeah, you know, the dinosaurs, the chickens came from dinosaurs. And dragons came from I know the snakes came from dragons. Yeah, I'm thinking that 11 is what dragons come from, because a lot of lemon is it's have it's the eight, but then there's also another circle in the middle. A little bit of what it that the thing you were talking or a border status.
00:29:50
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lamniscate that's the lamniscate oh the the one-sided right i don't remember where i read it from but
00:30:17
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Yeah, that'd be interesting. I guess he's looking pretty cool. Yeah. Especially if the dragon had spine. Like full on detail. Not like a ton of detail, but almost spine on the back. Chain links. Yeah. Oh, Noah. Yeah. Oh, that is dope, because I did want something to do with chain links as well.
00:30:46
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And then if we make the chain links look like infinity symbols. This man just wants infinity. Give me infinity. Well, because my dad is always like infinite, like he has it in his logo. Like he, uh, he had a logo made for him, like represent his business.
00:31:05
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like any, any like, uh, like most businesses. Yeah. He had a logo for his business to represent. So he's always used the Florida Lee and the infinity symbol, the Florida Lee. I like the Florida Lee. Yeah. I want the Florida Lee on my upper back. Oh, you got two tattoos. It's the French looking symbol. I mean, what do you mean? The New Orleans saints. Mm-hmm.
00:31:34
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It's like that weird like flower thing that's like gold and like it's on like French stuff. I think I know what you're talking about. It's really French like it's like it's iconically French.
00:31:49
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Ah, yes. Yes, the iconic French thingy that it's kind of pretentious as a symbol. Is it no homo, though? I mean, what? Yeah, it looks like you're opening up corn or something. Yeah, something to impress by affecting greater importance than is actually possessed. Wow. Thanks. A girthy corn. Wow.
00:32:14
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Wait, did you just look up what pretentious means, Jacob? No. Did you not know a pretentious man? Anyways, so what kind of do you want? What kind of do I want? It's funny because I can just insult him now and just use big words. I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
00:32:33
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That's a common thing that happens to me, okay? Like, literally, someone else will maybe be like, BRB, I'm gonna go Google what you just fucking said. Oh, you're talking to me? Let me look that up real quick. Give me one second to pull out my dictionary. I like to pull out my dictionary. I also want something on my thigh and probably on my chest to cover the scars on my chest. I can put something on your thigh. Oh.
00:33:03
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I've always wanted like a lightning bolt. I've always wanted Noah's. All right. All right. Just carry on. That's fine. Carry on without me. Speaking of carry on, if you guys could have one item to take on your airplane. We'll answer that next. Yeah, let's finish this question. Oh, yeah. What was Connor's thing?
00:33:33
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What's your dream tattoo? I don't know. I never really thought of it that much because I don't feel like I'd be a tattoo kind of guy, but probably like a Celtic knot of some sort. It's got like a chess piece like Conor McGregor. That guy's going to be shirtless all the time. Which I'm not.
00:34:05
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Never know Connor, maybe one day you just become a legend. Also, Connor McGregor isn't always shirtless. His job makes him like 90% shirtless. No, no, no, no. He has one job. One job. Octagon shirtless now. Yeah. Yeah, or like a Celtic rune or something like that. I like that. Have you, by any chance, Celtic?
00:34:32
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uh something of the sort yeah man sounds a little bit Celtic uh sorry to interrupt real quick but i remember the dragon biting its own tail it's cuts a caudal from the Mayan that's a caudal yeah the Mayan yeah it's mine oh or Aztec it's Aztec it's Aztec sorry no no no it's Incanbro
00:34:57
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Yeah, but because you know, yes, yes, we know. Yeah. So I think that'd be pretty cool. But yeah, a Celtic knot would be dope. Your name is Larry B. I'm not going to say that. I just.
00:35:11
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Yeah, yeah. So yeah, Celtic line. I probably have a forearm because I just don't see having like a big tattoo like on my torso at all. And I feel like leg tattoos, like you really have to be a specific type of person to make it work.
00:35:30
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What type of person? Like thick thighs, my guy. Yeah. Massive, chonkered thighs. Plus, I mean, like my legs are pretty hairy and I kind of like it that way. Yeah, shave his legs. Yeah, us men don't shave our legs for no woman or man. I shaved my legs for the water.
00:35:56
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I used to shave my legs because my hair would get caught on my soccer socks. I don't know man, sounds kind of sus. I was forced to shave my legs for swim. Honestly though, it's kind of sus. Not gonna lie, not gonna lie. I know this is gonna sound sus, but it felt nice.
00:36:20
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getting shaved or? Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Okay. Okay. Until like a woman. Until the hair starts growing back and you have like double your stubble on your leg. Yeah. I just realized I used to wear thigh high socks and have shaved legs. Excuse me. What? Yeah. Cause a soccer. What are you?
Body Modifications and Cultural Practices
00:36:42
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Like a mini skirt. What did you just say? She was an eagle. Oh, I thought you said.
00:36:49
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Oh, it's something else. Yeah, I understand how that could sound a little bad. Go ahead and elaborate for me. If I think I tattoo, yeah, I'm gonna say this right now. I hate tattoos. If I see a tattoo, I just
00:37:09
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I don't know man, just the idea of putting. You just messed up Conor McGregor so hard about just that dude, what are you talking about? I did that because okay, if you think about it once again, I'm still on the boat that like his job makes him have to be shirtless, right? Like you can't wear a shirt in the UFC, you just can't. Maybe you can't, I don't know what the rules are for men. You just can't. I know that women have to for like publicness, but like. Stupid reasons.
00:37:37
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the fifth
00:37:52
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Yeah, if my nipples are out, why can't his be out? That's getting cut. Definitely. Yeah, yeah. Um, I don't know. I just, I'm not trash in Conor McGregor. Like he can do whatever he wants. I'm just saying like, I mean, yeah, he can't help me. What are you going to do about it? Are you sure? Like in my, in my culture with my people, with their type of skin color, I don't know. He just won't show. And like, you know, like when black people get
00:38:17
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OK, OK, whoa, whoa, whoa. And they let you those with a darker complexion. Yeah, with darker complexion, people, you know, tan naturally. And when they get tattoos, it's kind of pointless because you can't see the thing. You got like a Mona Lisa on your arm, but you can't see it because you're as dark as like birch wood. Like, come on, which is literally is birch wood.
00:38:46
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I want you to think about what you just said. You're as dark as a brownie. Maybe it's just a pastime they do in prison. It's just how they operate. I know a lot of
00:39:11
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Indian people who got tattoos. And I can't see what the tattoo is. And I asked them, why'd you get a tattoo? Would it look like Samoan people having tattoos for Indians? Yeah, like Dwayne de Rock Johnson has tattoos. And like. It's like dark blue and green stuff. Yeah. And I know that like for him, I know that like at least I'm pretty sure like he gets it because it's like in his culture. Like it's just normal to get those types of tattoos. Yeah.
00:39:41
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And that's in a lot of cultures to get tattoos. And even like in India, there's some like parts of India where a king tattoo is like mandatory. Like you can't like once you're 18, like you get a tattoo. Well, don't they do like Hannah and stuff as well, depending on... I mean, Hannah's not a tattoo. Hannah's very temporary. Yeah. Hannah lasts like maybe a week. It's not very temporary. It's like more than a temp tattoo. Yeah, it's it's like a paste and then it
00:40:11
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dries up and then it just like imprints onto your skin. But then it goes away after a while. Like, I don't know, maybe like a month it goes away. It's mainly for women. Yeah. Some men get it. But is it religious or cultural? It's more cultural than religious. But like. People, when they do like a religious ceremony, like a wedding or something like that, then they get Hannah just for like.
00:40:38
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I don't even know. Honestly, I have no clue exactly why. I just know that it's just a part of the look, look cool. It doesn't look cool. It's just like, I think it looks pretty. It's like dookie stains all over your arm. All right, well, yeah. Yeah, if I had to get a tattoo, I would say it would probably be like a small one. And by small, I mean, I don't mean like a, like a little dot.
00:41:05
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I'm saying like maybe words. Like I want to get like some like words. Yeah. Yeah. I want my senior coat on my arm. I see my senior quote. My senior quote was just because you put syrup on it doesn't make it pancakes. Was it really? It was. Yeah. Check this. Hang on. Go do that. I have no idea where the fuck I left my yearbook.
00:41:35
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Okay. You know, I'll just send you a picture later. It's. Yeah. Um, all right. Yeah. I know that. Okay. The reason I'm asking the tattoo thing is because our, like our math teacher, uh, without saying any name, he got a giant sleeve. Yeah. Yeah. For those of you who don't know our math teacher is pretty, I don't want to say lanky. That just sounds mean, but like he's not, I don't know. I just can't imagine him having tattoos. Like he's just not, but he did.
00:42:04
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Yeah, he did and he got a full like leave his 10 leave leave, but I don't know down a whole leaf. Yeah. I don't know. It's it bugs me sometimes, and also it's kind of pretty cool. Like he's got like a whole thing. He's got like an ax on him. I like this. I think he has a Celtic not to the one that Connor is talking about. No, he has a big sphere. Yeah, he's a story weaver.
00:42:35
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big severe so it's a norse uh compass that's what it was yeah except it doesn't point to north what does it point to you're like true good or something it's like it's like it's a moral compass oh so it's for lame people wow whoa i'm just saying wow
00:43:04
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If you could get a compass pointing north or good, which one would you get? Or good. I feel like good would be pretty good. It would just be OK. Yeah, good is good. It's just OK. Good is just OK. It's actually a compass that just guides you through rough weather
00:43:34
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Would you rather go north or through the bad weather? Through the bad weather because you're probably gonna die. Would you rather go left where nothing's right? Or would you rather go right where nothing's left? Dang, okay, way to get real philosophical-istical on me, my guy.
00:43:55
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looks like i am 14 and this is deep i am deep and this is 14 what what anyways not sound right uh karion yeah uh you're right right karion um yeah what were you asking about karion questions i mean uh balmy i mean uh balmy i mean
00:44:19
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Can I get a diet cock? I mean diet cock. I prefer my trench coat, which is not filled with explosive material. It's getting a little hot in here. Okay. So if you had one thing to carry on with you on your plane, what would it be? That was Noah's question. And okay. Okay. Now here's the hypothetical scenario. Okay. You, you get to take one thing.
00:44:50
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with you on the plane, to carry on. If the plane crashes on a deserted island, what is the one thing that you would take that, like, obviously you're not choosing to take it because you know you're going to crash, but what's the one thing you'd take that would actually be useful? That you would already normally take.
00:45:11
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that you would already normally take. Did you just say a Brita? Yeah. Like a water filter? Yeah. You bring a water filter with you on the plane. Depends on where you're going. Yeah. Didn't you see him on the senior trip, dude? He just had like that suitcase full of Brita. That's the case. You never know when you had a drink out of that water. Well, no, because, you know, uh, some places, some hotels only have like the water that a nasty chef. Yeah. Or, you know, like,
00:45:39
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Some countries, some states only have water with really high mineral. Or sometimes, you know, when the teachers pass out water and one guy just likes to drink all the water in and no one else has water left, Connor. And I mean, you know, you have no water and you got to go outside and drink out of the lake or something. Well, anyways, you need water to survive. You need water to survive and a Brita filters water for you to drink it.
00:46:09
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One's pretty like a life straw. It's less space. Oh, I have a life straw. Yeah, Devon and I have a life straw too. You share a life straw? No. Yeah, communal life straw. Yeah, communal life straw, bro. Yeah, you know, it filters all of the nutrients. If you're on a stranded island, I don't care if we only have one life straw. I'm drinking out of the straw.
00:46:38
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because it's unfiltered water. But cooties, bro. Yeah, what if you have herpes? Oh, you know what? Yeah. What if I have herpes? What if he has crabs on the mouth? He's honest. On the mouth. Yes. Oral gonery. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, isn't the life straw like a euphemism for your penis? No. I don't think. Maybe.
00:47:07
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I never thought of it. I'm only referring to my penis as life straw. Hey yo, I call it the life straw. That's because I make life with my straw. Yeah, that must be it. There was a rough, rough outline of a thought. If you guys can think of anything better, let me know.
00:47:35
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Okay. What's the next question? If I had to carry on something, I would do zipper jeans, not jeans, joggers. Zipper jeans. So think about this, right? You're doing your stuff. You got your phone and you got your wallet and you got your other stuff.
00:47:51
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in your pocket. In normal pants, that stuff could slip out and it could go away. And you know that heart attack moment you have when you start patting your pants? Yeah. Zipper joggers are overpowered. That's why most of my pants have zippers on them. Exactly, yes. I know that it's a tad bit more expensive, but you want to spend like three bucks more or you want to spend like 300 bucks more for a new phone that you just lost because your stupid pants
Fashion and Food Preferences
00:48:19
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made them slip out.
00:48:20
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that those
00:48:49
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the fifth
00:49:11
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Jesus Christ environment. What is our next question? Yes, the next question. What is his thoughts on In-N-Out Animal Style? That's amazing. Is that an invention ever made? No. Probably one of the better food items. Who's saying no? Is that Jacob? That is correct. Explain. It doesn't like spicy stuff. It's not spicy though. Yeah, onions are spicy. What? Excuse me. We're making fun of them.
00:49:59
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But no, seriously, why don't you like animal style? I just don't like the texture of the sauce. He doesn't like the sauce. What sauce? I'll give them that. If I don't do those island sauce, they put on the burgers on the fries. But you're okay with that giant raw piece of onion on the normal burger? No, I hate onions. No, you always order grilled onions in and out, bro. No. Always. No, I don't. Why not? Because I like a plane.
00:50:05
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Why am I on this podcast?
00:50:28
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um okay i mean or with lettuce if that's where you like it i thought do you not eat tomatoes on your burgers no tomatoes are nasty bro i agree with that i don't like tomatoes on my burger yeah okay can you explain that one i yeah i need some explanation for the tomato one texture texture i don't like the texture it it falls out every time it's too slippery yeah oh oh so you saw like the texture for you it's just too much vegetable in my meat you know
00:50:58
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Oh, okay. Yeah. That's the course. I don't like, I don't necessarily like the taste of it. It's just, it's too much of a hassle for me. They, they put like two bigs of a sloppy slice of a tomato and it just falls apart inside. You really like those, that sloppy slice of tomatoes. You're just repressing the fact that you really want that made over.
00:51:28
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All right. Um, let's, let's, uh, move on to, um, animal fries. Um, Oh yeah. Why someone wouldn't like the sauce on it, but the sauce does make it really good because I think the downside was since the fries that you can like eat them more in a bunch together. I like the cheese fries from in and out. Those are very good. Well, okay. Well, wait, do those come with the onions or no, it doesn't. That's the animal. So you can get the animal style fries are even better.
00:51:58
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It basically is like all the animal style stuff that's on the burger. I don't know what the animal style is. It's the one with everything. I just didn't know if the cheese fries came with the onions. Cheese fries is different. Cheese and fries. They literally put like a piece of Kraft cheese on fries. Yeah. And they toast it. Not toast it. And you're saying you enjoy that, Jacob. Oh yeah, baby.
00:52:19
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i'm a simple man i find i find i'm a simple man i i eat horrible food and i'm tired of pretending i'm not you think that's funny yeah i do um anyways moving on um you have free reign to kill someone how do you do it oh easy with my oh well i no hesitation
Hypothetical Scenarios and Game Shows
00:52:50
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No, you you know, you cannot say you cannot say your life. I want to hear me out, though. Hear me out. I free reign. Like, does this mean is it like, what's my time? Like, like it's a purge, like it's a purge. It's like one night to accomplish the school. Yeah, one night. And yeah, you have full range to kill a person. However you like, you're the hit man. Like you can do whatever you want to kill that person.
00:53:22
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Yeah. Good question, my boy. I gotta think about this one for a little bit. I've always wanted, ever since I watched one of the Hunger Games movies, I've always wanted to walk up to someone, just clutch their head in between my arms, and just go sleep, and then just snap their neck.
00:53:48
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I think we need to call someone because of the... CPS. CPS. Oh, because he's underage. That's nice, Jacob. I like that. Nice and personal. I don't know if the tone that you said it in was really helpful or not. Ever since I was a child.
00:54:16
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No, it's just there's this one scene in Hunger Games where there was like the like the bad guy of the first Hunger Games He was like talking to this one dude the guys like no, please don't hurt me He just snaps his neck and I was like the bad guy does it. Yeah, what I was like, that's fine Oh bad guy was a murderer who would again and then I also I watch a lot of chiropractic videos Cracking thing. Oh, yeah, like kind of weird and you put two and two together makes you feel weird. Oh
00:54:43
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well no I like the neck cracking but also just like your chiropractors like sometimes every once in a while you just want to go a little further just every once in a while no I don't actually I would do that I would pull out well stab them to a table Jesus style
00:55:13
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And then after that. And what is this more of a combat? I would start stuffing them with. I'm sorry, she's stuffing them. I don't know why I'm thinking. Yeah.
00:55:43
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Maybe Christmas food. Just pour some eggnog in there. OK. The open wound, and then I would shake and walk away. They wouldn't walk away from that, no. They might have a slight limp at the least. A slight limp. Can we hear this? Is this allowed?
00:56:10
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Can that go away? I don't think any type of murder is allowed. It's not like I actually want to murder someone. No, I mean, is a description like that allowed to be put on public broadcast? You know, maybe we might just want to... Let's just get this one.
00:56:30
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Why? I don't know why I thought this is gonna be a simple like, oh yeah, slice his face off. Dude, I mean, descriptive, I gave you something descriptive. All right. And you for the for the real fans, I guess me and Connor gonna say ours. I was just thinking like a simple, you know, like put them in the freezer, like liquid nitrogen and just smash his skull type thing. You know what I mean? Like into a bunch of pieces. Yeah, yeah, totally normal. Yeah, like normal.
00:57:04
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Oh well I was just thinking like make a pipe bomb and put it in like a coconut or something and then give it to someone. Just walk away as they think that they're just opening a regular coconut. Unnodingly they just blow up. Bro. That's actually not funny. That's not like a hitman thing honestly. Are you sure what you have done?
00:57:28
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But what I have done? He already said what he would have done. I said the liquid knight didn't do what he said. Oh, yeah. I mean, just like step on his frozen skull and a bunch of million pieces. It's like the subzero from Mortal Kombat. Yeah.
00:57:44
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All right. Yeah, it's not going in at all. Anyways, fine. What game show would you guys be really good at? Oh, really good at? I don't feel like we somewhat good at like you could win. Average person would actually be good at any game show. OK, there was this one game show on Nick, right? Oh, yeah. When I was really young and I know for a fact I would have crushed that there was like this one where you like walk.
00:58:10
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it like gives you this pattern and then you walk oh yeah the wall that yeah yeah yeah no shocking about i know what you're talking about i feel like i would be good at um the hole in the wall it's called hole in the wall hole in the wall dude i could have done so well bro hole in the wall it looks harder than it went on hole in the wall
00:58:33
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You definitely know that they're, the producers are choosing fat people on purpose. Send in the whales. Yeah. It's got like massive knockers in the can. It's a strategy. You send in the fat person first. The wall comes towards them. They just break through the wall because they're too big to fit through the hole. And then the next person after just has a giant hole.
00:59:03
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You guys seem that like the African version of who wants to be a millionaire. Yes. To be an incense owner. Who wants a free rotisserie chicken? No, they do it way better than the American. Of course they do. They got like real stakes going on. Marvin, you're actually on the line. Marvin Marvin. Starving Marvin was a... It's from South Park.
00:59:33
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South Park. Oh, starving more. Wait, what is what is the African version? They're just like way more intense. And it's just it's just really cool. I just like it. How are you? How can you be intense about answering questions? OK, here. I'll just send you the video.
00:59:57
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He's sending us a video from his secret lab. Why are these people chained up, Jacob? It's just a game show and the guy's like almost about to cry because he's like at a 50-50 for the million dollar question. And then he goes, you chose the wrong answer. And he starts crying. And then the guy goes, no, you have won a million dollars. Let's see this.
01:00:25
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I don't think having emotions is exclusive to Nigeria but no it's just way more like you just feel more into it you know I like that drumroll it's intense yeah I feel it oh no it's economics oh no don't do it my guy oh he's got that face he's like am peace no it's just
01:00:57
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yeah they just do it better honestly oh my god what is that he's in the Usain Bolt thing yeah I like that that's really cool yeah
01:01:16
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But I would definitely suck at, uh, who wants to be a millionaire. Like those questions are so vague arbitrary vague answer answer any of those questions. I don't even understand. So in 1943, what was the 32nd most sold out song in Illinois? And there's this like the final answer. Correct. I'm just like in 1575, a pebble was kicked. Who kicked that pebble?
01:01:45
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What question there were there were no pebbles in this You got them all right, yeah, all right next question my guy we didn't answer the question No, what game show would you legit be good at? Yeah, I'd be good at a hole in the wall Yeah, you're flexible Yeah, I'd be all right at wheel of fortune maybe
01:02:16
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Yeah, like a contortion that goes into the hollow. Or, or, or deal or no deal. Because it's like, yeah. Yeah, I was about to say deal or no deal. Yeah. I don't know. Because the thing with deal or no deal is half the time they just pick like their lucky number. Or like, this number was the number of virgins I had when I died, this type thing. You know what I mean? Like, I just moved to 72. Is it like the finite number?
01:02:48
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Like, is that it? Like there's no other option? There's no other option. I remember someone saying that. Or was that like a parody? I forgot. Okay, guys, I have a question. This might be too hard to answer. What is your opinion on televangelists? On what? Televangelists. Wow. What even is that? Yeah, what is that?
01:03:13
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Yeah, it's gonna be really difficult because I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Yeah, he's right. They're like telecoms people. They're like what? No, I just didn't hear you. Could you say it again? They're like televangelists. Yeah, like Kenneth Copeland.
01:03:34
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Oh, they're like, Oh, praise Lord. Uh, yeah. And they asked for donations and then they spend them on their private jets. Yeah. They're, they're, they're the creatures who like are always on TV. Oh yeah. Not a fan.
01:03:55
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Fair enough. I think that's just across the board. Everyone should have that opinion. Yeah. I don't even know why you would televise. Why would you televise a religion? That's my question. No, you can televise a religion for the people who maybe just want to stay at home. Anything. I'm just saying, why would you do it? Listen, I don't remember if we said this. I think it was
01:04:18
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was at a friend's house and his teacher, or his dad, who was one of my teachers said, if you have to look at a church, if you go to a church and you have to look at a big screen to be able to see the preacher who's in the same building as you, there's a problem. Because then it's not a church, it's a business because of the amount of people that are in there, you know? Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Mega church. Yeah. Yeah. Like mega church. Mm-hmm.
01:04:45
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Yeah. I remember, um, like when we were on quarantine and all those like churches were like doing zoom. Um, yeah. Mass was it zoom mass? How was it even a work? Did you, any of you guys do that? How does that even work? Zoom mass. Yeah. You just get like a bit of grape juice. I actually got rid of the communion requirement for the whole up until like June of this year. Wow. This year.
01:05:13
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Yeah. What would you do in the meantime? You just didn't take communion. But what about Jesus? How are you going to eat Jesus? You were pardoned. Oh.
01:05:25
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Interesting. I wonder how that worked. We just made our own bread. It was actually quite tasty. Like unleavened? It was unleavened bread. Okay. Okay. I like it. I like it.
01:05:59
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01:06:22
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That was strong Okay, is there another question or any yeah, I have one last question it's a two-parter
01:06:39
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01:07:08
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01:08:25
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We're using Grammarly. Yeah. Is this canon? Actually, honestly, I think... There's a canon that the Quran was written with Grammarly. Aren't there like some grammatical errors in the Bible? Like, why did they say, like, die instead of, like... Die? I don't think that's a grammatical error. There's a lot of translation errors, but not grammatical.
01:08:48
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Isn't it duh? Why is he dying? Isn't it like duh? He's like duh. Why does he say Jesus cried instead of Jesus wept? Yeah, the word strength on that one was kind of weak.
01:09:06
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Yeah, actually, I want to put the Bible into Grammarly. I want to see what it, like, I want to see what it reads. You're just going to copy and paste the entire Bible. Okay, that's all. No, I will copy paste. That's a whole last episode. No way. Yeah, just go. Yeah, just be like, Grammarly is like, yeah, this is actually really weak word strength. I'm not really feeling it. I mean, there's gonna be a word limit, right? The Bible's kind of, um,
01:09:33
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I think like a small part you can pick your favorite favorite chapter is a chapter Psalm look him It depends actually, I think Psalms is like written in Psalms I'm also a fan of Episcopitania what is it called Corinthians Corinthians sounds pretty cool. It sounds like an alien species
01:09:56
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Did you say Corinthians? Yeah. Is that a thing? We're people. Yeah. They're people? Yeah, the Bible is usually written in chapters and verses. I did not read the Bible in my school. And those are inside of books. And those are inside of testimony.
01:10:11
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You know what I found the other day? Just to take us on memory lane really quick. I was cleaning out my garage. You know when school shut down and they cleaned out our lockers and they gave us that clear bag with all our stuff in it? Oh yeah, I felt so bad for whatever teacher cleaned out my lockers. Yeah. I found mine and I totally forgot that I have like a box of bay plates in my locker. That was in there? Yeah. Remember when I brought my bay blades and everyone was like... Dude, I didn't know you were in your locker.
01:10:42
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I had them, I had them, I had them, I had them, I had them, I had them, I had them, I had them, I had them, I had them, I had them, I had them, I had them, I had them, I had them, I had them, I had them, I had them, I had them, I had them, I had them, I had them,
01:10:57
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Was it like a new gen or like a classic? Yeah, a new gen. A new gen. Really? Yeah, it's an abomination compared to the classics. Yeah. The classics, I don't know. They're so simple yet powerful. They're elegant. They're beautiful. They're unique. They're iconic. They're beautiful. Why are you laughing, Connor?
01:11:21
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I remember when I was a kid, I used to watch the videos where they would light their Beyblade stadium on fire and they'd do the Beyblade thing in there. It was sick. I used to paint my Beyblades. I used to sharpen the metal edges of my Beyblades. With what? A knife. With like a whetstone knife. I just knifed my guy. I sat there in the closet underneath my stairs. Eh. Eh.
01:11:47
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Yeah, not really. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. I mean, like, I just wanted to say like half the stuff that we had as kids is going to be worth a lot in a couple of years. I mean, like Pokemon cards. Devin has a whole collection of them. They're just sitting in a box waiting to be sold.
01:12:08
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I mean now, you gotta get graded and there's a whole process to get those things out. I'll grade my Pokemon card collection, please. I'll get a solid 7 out of 10. Thanks, my guy. Yeah. What do I get for this? You get 4 bucks and a pack of gum. There you go. Yeah. They mean a lot more to me. They're worth so much more. Anyways, what is the final question of the night? Oh yes, the final question of the night.
01:12:38
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What would you do if fear was not a factor? And there is a second part to this one. Are you just quoting the show fear factor? No, I am not. Fear is not a factor in terms of what? I'm saying like, let's say you're afraid of milk and you just drink.
01:13:05
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yeah you pull uh you pull uh what was it al capone yeah was he i mean he just so if here was not a factor then i would not be afraid all right good night everyone thank you for coming to the boys to moon podcast i would simply intervene
01:13:28
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Like I'm saying like, let's say, let's say you're afraid of driving like, I don't know, a motorcycle and then you, you got a motorcycle. I would then drive a motorcycle if I'm not afraid of it. If I had a motorcycle. There is a fatal flaw within this question.
01:13:45
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Is there a way to make the question a little more specific? Yeah, because if you say I'm afraid of something, but I'm no longer afraid of anything, then I would just do that thing. Alright, I'm going to ask the second question because it has a bit more depth to it. If death was not a factor, what would you do? I'd go for a swim across the Atlantic.
01:14:13
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He didn't say you wouldn't feel pain. That is really painful. You just be like bleeding out, but you're out. OK, I was reading this and like this like creepypasta story about if death wasn't a thing, but so nobody could die. And it was pretty scary.
01:14:38
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because there was a lot of overpopulation, but also if you got your head blown off by a gun or if you got decapitated, you were still alive. And so you just had to live in this catatonic state.
01:14:52
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But no head. How does it work though? What if they chop you up into little pieces? Which pieces is you? All. All of them. All of them are equally you. All of the above. Okay. That would sound... I think we f***ed y'all. That's not nice. So you know the meme that's going to be going around. I feel like we've talked about this in a really early episode.
01:15:18
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Or this was the whole idea of us starting a podcast. We were talking about the snail that chases you. Oh, yeah, dude. We did it on our first hard to answer question. And that's the only thing that can kill you, right? We've come full circle. Wow. Yeah. Is this where we end? Are we dying? I just run full circle multiple times. The snail has found us. What are your last words?
01:15:46
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You sussy baka. Those are my fun. Hey baby, you need a bit of my lifestyle. At the end of time, you want that to be the last remaining thing of existence. I mean, okay. Fair enough. Last words. I don't know. I feel like last words are kind of, they can never be good enough.
01:16:13
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But they're rather cringy. My last words would be, somebody once told me the world was going to roll me. I am the sharpest tool in the shed. But she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb and the shape of an L on her forehead.
01:16:32
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Mine mine would be I hear drums echoing tonight, but she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation She's coming in 1230 flight the moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation Final words would be my final words would be hey there do Isla. What's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away the girl tonight. You look so pretty. Yes, you do Does she oh she does? Oh
01:17:00
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Oh, she does. But wouldn't she be dead? Who's she? Delilah. Hypothetical Delilah, you were saying. They're so beautiful tonight. Yeah. Let's say hypothetically. Delilah looks good. Yeah. All right. Yeah, Connor, how about you?
01:17:33
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I like that. Oh, master, please don't. No. Can I get one for the show, please? One for the show and one for the road. Yes, of course. Oh, man. Imagine right before you die using that. No, master. My ass can't take it anymore.
01:18:12
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So something like that. You can't milk me like this anymore. I think this is a good place to call it. I love how Connor did that. But you didn't have to cut me off. Makeup like it never happened. That we were nothing. And I didn't need your love. You looked that up, didn't you? But you treat me like a stranger and I feel so rough.
01:18:25
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The bag is almost full of cotton. It's almost there.
01:18:41
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No, you didn't have to stoop so low. Have your friends collect your records and then change your number. I guess I need you though. Now you're just somebody that I used to know. Well, everyone, uh, who's watching a thank you, you're just somebody that used to know of the Boyz II Men podcast clearly. Now you're just somebody that I used to know.
01:19:06
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Clearly we have spiraled down the staircase of insanity as far as we can before we start to say things that we will regret putting out to the public. So thank you very much for listening. One second. One second. My final words would be friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. I come to bury the snail, not to join him or not to praise him.
01:19:34
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The evil that snails do lives long after them. The good is often turfed with their bones. So it was with the snail. You may say that it is I who am the snail, but the snail am I would too. Interesting. And then I would continue having stroke.
01:20:04
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I have a dream. Okay, no. It's like when kids are like playing pretend and they're like force fields. Nope. You can't kill me. I'm a force field.
01:20:26
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All right. All right. Yeah. Thanks for thanks for thanks for watching. Did you get deep thought this mic right now? I use what would you do if you could drink at the good water fountain? Oh, all right. Thank you for watching and have a wonderful rest of your whatever. Bye.