Humorous Memories and Music Video Ideas
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I guess we'll just start. Who wants to sing our song? Our song? Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
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Welcome to the podcast. I still remember when we were just in the bathroom doing that and Dylan Hall walks by and starts watching. He's like, yeah, this is how it works in this school. It's totally normal.
00:00:56
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This is totally normal. Who was Dylan? Dylan who? Bailey's brother. He was in the, we didn't even see it. We didn't know he's in the bathroom. We didn't check the urinals or not the urinals stalls. So we started singing and he just came out the bathroom and saw us. We just, we all rotated into his general direction. Like you set up the camera, we start and then he just walks by and then just stands there, washes his hands and leaves.
00:01:26
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He's like, honestly, sometimes you just need that to happen to you. Yeah, for our for our music video, we see to have like random people in our in our video, like just reacting to us being idiots. Like those videos of people doing TikTok dances and like normal people looking at them like they're insane people, even though they aren't.
Cars and Youthful Perspectives
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I'm facing my city. You know, completely true. All I need is for you to let me into the detailed record so I can find out what the fucking DOI number is. Today we're talking about cars. We've all driven cars. We know what the car feels like. Well, unless you have it.
00:02:54
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Yeah, there may be some young impressionable listeners who have not. When I say we, I was talking about us for, but yeah, I guess. If there are kids who are not old enough to listen or drive a car, I'm sorry you're listening to this podcast. Yeah, honestly, I don't even know. You don't need to listen to this podcast. I mean, you can if you want. We're not going to stop you. Honestly, I don't- You could probably be spending your time. I don't think kids want to listen to this.
00:03:22
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Yeah, we talked about- They don't want to become men, or maybe they do. Because you know when we were younger we- Kids don't want to grow up. Kids just don't want to grow up. Kids don't grow up, okay? Take that Benjamin Button serum and stay young forever. Benjamin Button serum? Yeah. What's that? You've never seen that movie? Go backwards. The Benjamin Button, the syndrome, disease, whatever it's called. We're like- Yeah, we're in your age's reverse. Yeah.
00:03:53
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Yeah. Yeah, dude. I'm like... You just go backwards, dude. Just go like... You start coughing, dude. What is that from? I don't know why, like I remember that so vividly. Yeah, just go backwards, man. Just like transcend time, but...
00:04:16
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Yeah, but time is like it's just a circle but not like a normal circle a freaky circle times like a box of chocolates They're brown it gets warm and then it gets cold
Climate Change, Cars, and Comedy
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I was talking about the inevitable heat death of our universe. Are you talking about climate change? Duh. I mean, that's the reverse. The heat, okay. The sun. After heat death, it gets cold. It gets warm and then it gets cold. This has to do with cars, because cars get warm and cold. Yeah, because cars have carburetors.
00:05:06
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I don't think it's that hard. Just mix a bunch of cocktails together and you get G Fuel. Yeah. I mean, you have to have flavors. You have to think about proprietary. Are you going to have proprietary blends to cut down on costs or are you going to list all of your specific ingredients, which will really not matter to anyone who's an actual gamer and not like a
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Car Preferences and Brand Loyalty
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Who put the super in superhero transformation and heroism as a function of evolution So what kind of cars do you guys have? I have a Honda Civic. I like it because it's cheap and Parts are easily and readily available
00:06:52
Speaker
They're also very cheap cars because it's a cheap car. It's a classic. You may not like it, but that's what peak price range looks like. It's like the most typical teenager car. Yeah, it is. Like first car, teenager car. Or Toyota Corolla. Yeah. Corolla Camry, same thing. Yeah, sure. It's all the same. All cars are the same. All girls are the same.
00:07:23
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I'm not like the other cars. I'm electric. Yes. I am Tesla. Yeah. Do you guys want to switch to this? Would you, Connor, you're, you're a bit of a car snot. Would you switch to a Tesla? Okay.
00:07:42
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To be honest, Tesla at the moment, the idea is good, but I do not think that the technology really isn't there yet for it to be long lasting and completely worth the price that you're going to pay for it because they are expensive cars.
00:08:02
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And sure, don't pay for gas, I guess, too. But I mean, charging stations, they're far and few between. And if you're in the city, you're gonna have to wait like an hour just to get to the charging station after someone else is done charging. And then you have to wait for your car to get done charging. And the thing is, with the superchargers that charge the batteries,
00:08:23
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You know how rechargeable batteries work? They kind of, you know, go faulty over time. And even if you wanted to change a battery like that, that would be very expensive. And you might as well just get a new car. So at the moment, I don't know. I do not think so. You're saying it's like the iPhone of the car world. So thanks for coming to the episode. Replace it with. In the end, it's not worth the money at the moment. That is
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There's also this thing that I've heard about Tesla's is that they drive a little differently because of the fact that it's just a straight-up engine You like the car a battery. What's a battery battery? Well from what I have heard cuz I remember my dad he he test drove a Tesla He told me that they don't they have brakes, but the car is smart. So whenever you take your foot off the It'll start
00:09:17
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It doesn't stop in me. It slowly slows down. It slows down to a stop and it regenerates the battery using regenerative braking. It uses kinetic energy to recharge the battery. That's with almost every hybrid and a lot of regular engine cars anyway because the alternator can charge the battery as you coast.
00:09:40
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Well, you can't drive the car. You can't drive a gas car. Yeah, you don't go forward. That's because you can turn the AC on. But most of the time, I mean, I guess it's because I live in residential and I drove a lot there, but you don't need to have your foot on the pedal that often. Yeah, you're right.
00:10:00
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because you're downhill most of the time. I feel like Tesla's done a good job of improving from just a concept car to what is probably the most commercial electric car. I've seen more Teslas than Mustangs or Porsches. The other companies have been making electric cars. Well, I don't know about that. That's because they were the only car manufacturer that survived being the first electric only. Yeah, yeah.
00:10:27
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Yeah. The reason for that is because Elon Musk started his company in California. And the government because California, you know, they're all hippies. Really? Yeah, yeah, hippies. You know, how did our how did our car conversation turn into government conversation? Not to be like that guy. Because because the government paid Elon Musk to basically make his company.
00:10:58
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because you, you know, they chose him. They were horny. Yeah, that's basically it. They paid him all the money that he needed to start up the company.
00:11:07
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And he was the only successful one and everyone, every other manufacturer kind of died. I would say that, I would say that, yeah, they did pay him, but they did almost try to, they didn't try to pay other companies to do the same thing. They just couldn't get the takeoff. Like they couldn't get people to buy their thing. Like they'll be like, Oh yeah, this thing does this, this, and this. It's so cool. Buy our car. They're like, no.
00:11:33
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I mean, yeah, I'll give, I'll give you the credit. He is the very smart man and he definitely knows what he's doing. Yeah. But I mean, once you pull in the autopilot and you can watch Netflix into your car, people take my money. Should I get even, is it a car at that point? No, it's a mobile movie there. I see people live in it. Like I seen videos on Instagram where people will just set up tent, like not tent, like they set up like a mattress and stuff and put down the seats and just live in their car.
00:12:02
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why why not just get like a tiny house or something and tote that around if you're gonna live in a car cuz it's cool to say hey I'm gonna live in a Tesla for the rest of my life guess what my Tesla's gonna drive me to get my chicken nuggies like you never did um yeah my Tesla loves me you know like running water yeah
00:12:28
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No, no, no, no. That's, that's where tests beat. They pull hydrogen and oxygen out of the air and mash it together. You could just like reuse the battery acid, drink the battery acid recycle battery added. And then you just rinse yourself off and you're all nice and squeaky something.
00:12:52
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Yeah, they're almost like the Energizer Bunny. Yeah, electric cars, pretty cool. But they're expensive. I wish they were cheaper. Well, they are new. That's probably why they're so expensive. My dad pre-ordered a Cybertruck.
00:13:14
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No way. He did not. Did he act though? Props to him. He has courage. Hmm. Well. Good luck towing anything in that. I don't think that's the plan for it. I just. Oh, well then what do you need a truck for? Well, he's, you know. Yeah. Why didn't it just get like a roadster or something? They're almost saying. And he lives like out by the sea. So he's going to have a generator to charge his car instead of gas.
00:13:41
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Yeah, but now you should have seen his face. He was like Jacob. I was like, yeah, he's like, come here. And he had like this great on his face. I was like, what did you do? And I look over and he's just looking at his computer and there's like pre-ordered and it's like a big photo of a cybertruck. I was like, you did not. You just look with the most stupid. Did he get it? Did he get all checked out like with all the stuff and like the the base funnel? All right.
00:14:08
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Like with all tricked out and having all the stuff in it. It's almost like a hundred grand. That's a lot of money. Okay. The question is, will, when they, when it's finally ready, will it be indestructible? Will it actually be against steel balls? Probably not. I don't think it will be. I don't think, yeah. I mean, he's pretty cool.
00:14:36
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like what a flop what a flop to be like watch this breaks yeah they had this whole like mechanism to drop the ball and nothing happened what if there's a guy inside and they like shot him
00:14:52
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What? Excuse me? I know, I know. I'm aware. I'm aware, but I'm not saying what it is. That would be so controversial. It wouldn't even be just one shot. He would just be like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
00:15:19
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It's it's like a total Tarantino scene where you're just getting blasted drives like the car I don't think sales were too good from Mexico Well, obviously they were because Jacob's dad is your dad I thought you said it was over break that he That he got it when he goes we're in Mexico he's moving to Mexico eventually
00:15:49
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don't know when but he will and that's why he's getting the truck because the jeep is uh starting to fail and and yeah um is he gonna add like sand threads to it i don't know i'm not my dad that's fair because i have been in many a heavy car um in the sandy dunes of rocky point
00:16:19
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Well, I mean, where were we? It's a little more compact. There's like dirt trails that are like nice and gritty, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I usual kind of car you you rock and we got no with the Honda Civic cars. Well, I don't I saw. Yeah, like I said many times before, I don't have my own car yet.
00:16:48
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I'm playing on. Oh, and you compensate by driving a German car. Yeah, I drive a German car. My dad's
Luxury Cars and Social Perceptions
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German car. It's a BMW Series coupe. It's pretty nice. I like it. If you get used to how Beamer's drives,
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you can't let go. Like I've driven other people's cars. It's yeah, beavers have a, they have a smoothness that is unforgettable. Like, I don't think I'll stick with BMWs, but they're pretty nice. Like they're, they're something I can rely on. Yeah, those Germans know how to make cars. Like,
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uh besides american manufacturers german's are probably second second best i was waiting for it i was like wait for it wait for it all right what is your what is your favorite american manufacturer connor ford they're they've been in the game probably the longest and they know what they're doing and they make the best trucks in the market period sure their sedans were kind of iffy but i mean
00:18:01
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Um, I mean, the rest of these are already too. So any, any of their larger vehicles, you can trust them to make, because their engines are probably.
00:18:10
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one of the more reliable ones. And you get actual power from them too. Besides all these other foreign manufacturers that are just trying to pump out these eco-sensitive cars. I mean, sure, they're great for cost-wise, but in the end, you want something that'll get the job done, which is my point of view on why American manufacturers are pretty good because they do a fine job of that.
00:18:41
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Alright, alright, I like it, I like it. He's got the textual evidence, he's got the page number, and he just put it out there, I like it, nice. Wait, what are you driving again, Jacob? Shelby Volt. Volt, alright, alright. Continued model. And very good. Did you put DR or RGB lighting inside? Yeah, that's right.
00:19:07
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And I drive the first model because there's a model from like 2011 to like 2016. 2016 was the last one I think. And then it was the new Volt. The second generation Volt looks dope. Way cooler than mine. But then they discontinued it and then they have the Bolt now which is one of the ugliest looking cars I've ever seen in my entire life.
00:19:29
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Yeah, Chevy, okay, they have their salt and also their cobalt. It's two very, yeah, they have a cobalt and it's, it's just a ratchety car. It's like a, it's like a ghetto car in my opinion. Like, I don't know. Chevy Chevy's been, I mean, they're earlier models. It's kind of their version of the Nissan, what is it? I'm thinking of the Alton Leaf.
00:19:56
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I'm thinking of the Ultima. The Cobalt isn't like the... Oh, oh. Think of like an old Nissan Ultima, like a 2008-ish. Yeah. Kind of like their version of it, you know? They have really similar headlights. I've always noticed that. Because at my job, back when I was working, because I meant working. Yes, we know. Uh-huh.
00:20:27
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Yeah, I would see a lot of cars dude like I saw I saw two Corvettes right next to each other You saw Corvettes like you saw like the newest one or a corvette I do I do not cuz the new Corvette is Is a really good looking car?
00:20:50
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No, it's it's a gas, but it looks beautiful. Well, then they're making an electric Corvette. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I saw this other car. It's like it's like a stealth. It said stealth on it. I genuinely don't remember stealth. It was like one of the most dope. It's like a black market car. It was like a straight up like a racing car. It was like it was like a Corvette, but like blower and like it looks like a race car. It was so dope.
00:21:21
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You see a lot of really fancy cars. There's Teslas all over the place at my job. When I was working in the tennis shop, which is in Scottsdale, where all the rich people live, you see
00:21:34
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Don't I don't understand why people have those cars like what's even the point of having like what's that? What's that Rolls-Royce that like SUV? Oh, I know you're talking about it. It's not gonna see I forgot what it's called. Why? He was pulling up into a Dairy Queen in a Rolls-Royce Yeah It looks like a like a
00:22:04
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Like a straight up, like a muscle car, you know? And then you look at the back and it looks like a freaking Hyundai SUV. It looks so weird. It doesn't make sense to me. Here's the thing about ugly cars. Some guy in the factory thought it was good, right? And then he made it. And then some guy walked into the dealership and then liked it again. So this thing got liked twice. It got two likes. I think it probably got more than two likes.
00:22:33
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Whatever it was he got made and bought and this guy's driving around really happy with his weird-looking car Why yeah, the first time I saw it was like it was like when these athletes were like pulling out of the game and I was like What is that? I like saw that like I saw like the front of the like of the world Yeah, but I just kept going. I was like, what is this monstrosity? I mean, I guess it's for like, you know people who want to Rolls Royce but also have like a Can't keep a family
00:23:01
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You know, just a soccer mom. It's not a soccer mom, bro. I'm talking like a soccer dad. I've seen soccer mom is also a gold digger. Yeah, there's this there's a school here in Arizona called Hamilton. Have you guys heard about Hamilton? It's a it's the most bougie pretty good music. It's okay. It's the most bougie school ever. These kids
00:23:28
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pull up in tuxedos and suits and stuff, right? I've seen them the first time I saw them. Or bougie in day school? Oh, yeah. Way more bougie. I saw them at, like, the science fair in Arizona Science Fair. I don't know. Were you there, Connor? I remember you left. It was the one where we were in 9th grade. The science fair went into the Arizona Science Fair. Did you go to that, Connor? For the science projects? Yeah, yeah. When we won the school one, and they didn't go to the Arizona. Oh, you didn't? Oh, okay.
00:23:58
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When we went to the Arizona Science Center for the science fair, there's these kids that came out of, I mean, crazy cars, right? Like McLarens and nice cars, right? And worried it's coming out of these normal cars, looking at them from our school. And I remember, let's see, who was our science teacher? It wasn't the biology teacher. Yeah, it was.
00:24:25
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Was he there? I think so. He was just kind of drooling at them. He couldn't stop staring. And these kids are coming in with briefcases and TVs. This kid came in with a 34-inch TV to show off his project. Nice. I'm pretty sure every single person that came out of those cars won something, some prize, between first and third place.
00:24:55
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I'm pretty sure that their parents paid them off. I'm pretty sure. There's no doubt about it. They got bribed harder than anyone's been ever bribed in their life. Yeah, Scott still has nice cars. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of Mercedes too. Oh, yeah.
00:25:19
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Mercedes yeah, this is a nice car. I've written in a in a Mercedes SLR That was that one race car that I pulled up in front of your house Jacob. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah You didn't pull up in it you got picked up Yeah, so Connor's dad does like a what does he do again? Oh
00:25:44
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He buys and sells cars What does he do? Business, but yeah, that's what he does and he pulled up in this what Connor said and SLR yeah, the least is pretty chill to say the least in a car I Like mercy's mercy's are nice. I just don't like the backs of Mercedes. Okay. I
00:26:11
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If I wasn't so tall, or like average height, if I was short, basically, if I wasn't average height, I would totally get a Fiat. I think Fiat's look so cool. Because they're smoothing around like a Kendall. Like the Fiat 500 cars, like their signature. OK. Yeah. Or like a, I don't know, maybe like a Mini. Just going to throw that out there. So?
00:26:38
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What about him? I have been in almost one of every single car. He's been in all of the cars. Oh, yeah, you're a car fan. I mean, Mini Coopers are all right, I guess they're not they're
00:27:08
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They're mini-coopers, there's not much to say there. I've driven in a mini-cooper, and I gotta say, the outside is not bad, the inside's disgusting. They do not have a good inside. I just don't know. There's a saying with Fiat's, it's like an acronym for their name. They always used to break down, so you took it to the shop, and then you say, fix it again, Tony. You know, Fiat.
00:27:36
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mix it again nice and that that was a thing for a long time because they were very unreliable and also people who worked on them were always Italian so Tony I
Dream Cars vs. Practical Cars
00:27:52
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don't know Italian cars are not bad there's there's a lot of Italian cars there oh yeah like Alfa Romeo those are really nice cars those are sick they like them they're nice
00:28:05
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Also, Mozrais are pretty cool too. Yes, Ferrari is Italian. So there's that other Italian. Wait, so what car do you drive again? A Beamer? Well, it's my dad's. It's a German. Yeah, BMW. Are you typing up with a BMW? No, I'm looking at the model.
00:28:34
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Yeah, it's a race car. It can get up there. It's not, yeah. It looks like one, I don't know if it feels like one. It's a nice looking car, you know? Yeah.
00:28:48
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I like the four seats at least like compared to all the other being beamers to look pretty good The newer ones not that good. I do not like the front because you know B&B's have like that that mustache Yeah, the new ones the new ones are not kind of weird like when you look at it looks like a Hitler mustache. It's like I Don't know. Yes BMW car or that are like a
00:29:17
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I don't know. I've always liked Audi. I can't speak Audi cars. Audi? Audi's? Audi's are Audi's. I want a car that's sleek, but also looks pretty hard at the same time, you know? Yeah, so just get one that's made out of metal and you want to have a car. At least for the hard part. I mean, we can't set a point.
00:29:45
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Yeah, he's not wrong. I mean... If you do make it look shiny with, you know, the metal... Just wax it. Last time I was... Actually, no, I said last time. Like the first time I went to Dubai, I got like an R8.
00:30:16
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Yeah, that's why it's that's why I took it back not the first time like the last slash first slash The only time I ever been to Dubai I got an R8 and those things are fast But not that comfy they don't have a good feel like you know how cars feel good when they drive fast those don't feel good when they're driving fast if
00:30:41
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It wasn't like a bumpy feel bad or like like what about it? Like you don't know if it's a suspension or that's just a lot of cars with high torque. They just Yeah, you're around. It's like it was yeah, it's like vibrate. Yeah, and you're just kind of like sitting there like it's a rocket or something Yeah, it wasn't going that fast. But you know what I mean? It's all for show show
00:31:06
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Oh, yeah, what is what is your dream car Connor? I want to have this let's let him talk about his dope ass car that he's got right now Oh, yeah. All right. My current car is a 2002 Cadillac Seville SLS and It's it's pretty good. It's like the luxury car of that era like it costed It cost 50 grand when it was new
00:31:33
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because it was the luxury package that it came with. So it had all the nice stuff with it. And I was able to only pay $1,500 for it. That's a pretty good discount. Yeah, well, I mean, Kelly Blue Book is about like maybe three grand. I could probably sell it for three to five. Five's pushing it. But yeah. You're not gonna sell it. Oh, no, I'm not gonna sell it.
00:32:04
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The Pimp Mobile. It is a Pimp Mobile. Like that is the car that the Pimps would drive around. Yeah. I was the first person to ride it. He was. I just want to put that out there. But yeah, it's really nice. It has like almost like pearlescent red exterior and then all leather seats. And you know, one of the good things is that this is smart. OK.
00:32:34
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Those weren't good things. I'm just stating another decent ideas or a concept that I like about some cars. So usually manufacturers put their batteries in the hood.
00:32:51
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you know right next to the engine where it gets to be like what hundreds of degrees Fahrenheit which you know I mean it's simple it's easy and good to do but the battery in my car is actually located under the back row seat and it has a connection up into the hood so that you can
00:33:14
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jolt the car from there still without having to go with the vaccine. So it keeps the battery from overheating and basically letting it last longer than other cars that have the battery right next to the giant engine block that
00:33:35
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is very hot. And also it's a V8. So it goes. I remember, I remember Connor, uh, when Ephraim tried to like, uh, go past us in the, uh, and his truck and then you're like, Oh, let's see how fast this goes. Safe to say it went pretty fast. Win. Start pushing 5,000 RPMs. And then, you know, that's, that's when you know, it's down the highway.
00:34:05
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Oh, yeah, we were 35. But we went a little over that a little bit, maybe like 36 or so. Yeah, but yeah, you know, I now have a soft spot for Cadillacs, I was always neutral to them. But after driving this one, it's definitely the smoothest car I've ever driven. It's not it's not the most powerful, because it's like a shade under 300 horsepower. But I mean, it's very good for, you know, the era that it was built in. But
00:34:36
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It doesn't look like 2002 when you go inside of it Yeah, it looks it looks pretty good for its age like it has all the features that you would expect up until maybe like oh 908 but yeah, my dream car is Either between a Dodge Viper or Ford GT
00:35:02
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Oh, yeah, because those cars knows how to make their cars. They're probably my second favorite manufacturer because they really know what they're doing. And I know what they're doing. I mean, throw a 770 horsepower engine and a truck. Dude, they put their Hellcat engine in there. I wouldn't say no to a Camaro Chevy Camaro.
00:35:34
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Yeah, they're all right. They're just two. Okay, so the thing with the thing with challengers, Mustangs and Camaros is that now the demand for them is just so high because everyone thinks that they're like, you know, the common person sports car, which is basically true now at this point, it's just that they're, they're so basic now. And there's nothing unique about them anymore. Like, oh, yeah, they look cool. Because they look dope, dude.
00:36:04
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Well, okay. I mean, I guess you're not really going to get much of a better car for that price anyway. And then get some like underglove. Yes. Then you'll put. Ever since I saw transformers, I wanted a Camaro and I suddenly died away.
00:36:23
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Yeah, you'll put the Starbucks coffee in there. Ever since I saw Cars, I've always wanted Underclo. What? Oh, they said Camaro. I'm like, there was not a Camaro in Cars. No, you know that one scene with all the, like, the cars. Ever since I saw Cars, dude. Yeah. Yeah. And then Light to a Queen. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that scene on the highway. That was a good movie. I'm not even gonna lie.
00:37:02
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We're just gonna be sitting there like we sleep we wake up and cook and then we watch a movie and we go to bed and we do the same thing over and over for like 14 days. We just need a week dedicated. Yeah.
00:37:21
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Yeah, it's just hell week and we stay up for like, I don't know, 36 hours. We should do it in the summer where the day is longer so we can fit in more stuff. Are you in a position to be planning anything? Yeah, it's all your fault and we haven't been able to do it yet.
00:37:38
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My fault? Yeah, wait a second. Completely your fault. You ate the bat. You ate the bat. It's your fault that I'm like this right now. It was your bat you released the bat in the wild. Whoa. I'm sorry. Whoa. All right. So what's your dream car I used? What's my dream car?
00:38:07
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Uh, well, I have a, okay. So my first ever dream car was McLaren six, five T it's a beautiful looking car. And I have a model of it on my desk because I look at it. Um, if not, uh, I'll go to Connor with the Ford GT. It is just a damn good looking car. Yeah. And it's. Yeah.
00:38:32
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I hate what he did with that car. I like that classic color, you know like that teal blue with the white stripe. It's so good.
00:38:45
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Or yeah, the blue-to-white stripe instead of John Cena's. Yeah, my dad used to own a yellow Ford GT with black stripes, and there were only like 20-something made ever. And now he sold it, unfortunately, but now it's worth like 500 grand. Yeah, that's sick. I like the 2006 model's nice, but the new one's tempting.
00:39:13
Speaker
I mean, I guess I'm going for like a super ultra elite car. Well, that is dream. I mean, I guess you'd be whatever you want. Yes. I guess, OK, here we could do. We could do a dream car and we could do a practical dream car or like a classic Thunderbird. That would be nice. I live off Thunderbird. Oh, I shouldn't have said that. Everyone knows.
00:39:42
Speaker
Yeah, now all of our rabid followers are going to come down here. Where is he? Just a couple miles. I mean, if somebody is really that desperate to look for me, be my guest. Yeah. Yeah. OK, hold on. Yeah, so we'll do that. We'll do dream and practical. Tell your dream car and a practical dream car. Yeah. Practical dream car.
00:40:10
Speaker
either the Chevy Camaro or the Audi A4. A4 looks nice. Practical? Of course not bad. I mean, I guess. Like, that's reaching practically. It's in between. It's in between, you know? And A4 is not. It's actually pretty for me. We're talking practical. I'd like a Hyundai. What's it called? A Dreamcar? It's your Hyundai? No. I said practical with stupid face. Oh. Oh. I mean.
00:40:42
Speaker
Is a pretty good car that was the first car I ever drove that was a manual transmission and I had fun with that a Genesis I heard that I Think I'm thinking of the Sonata I might the Sonata I'm a really big That was
00:41:08
Speaker
No, I'm thinking of the Elantra. The Elantra's cool. I like the Elantra. Oh, I mean, yeah, you could go buy that right now if you wanted to. It's a nice car. It's decent. Better than most of the other Japanese imports, I guess. If we're talking, I don't know, my reaching. I don't know. How about you guys?
00:41:34
Speaker
for practical at least. I never thought of a practical dream car because I feel like I already have a car that I really liked and would want as practical. Like that's exactly what I asked for when I first was looking for a car. I'm like, yeah, you know, like an oldsmobile kind of sedan, but you know, something still unique and cool.
00:42:04
Speaker
Maybe something by Dodge. Definitely not their Dart though. That is not a good looking car. Yeah. I'm not going to lie. They kind of screwed the pooch on that one. Dodge what? The Dodge Dart. Yeah. Or maybe a BMW. You know, like a pretty decent goal for a practical car. Yeah, they're pretty nice. Or Buick. Buicks are nice.
00:42:35
Speaker
No. My dream car would be a... Sorry, should we wait until after you're done getting head? Yeah. Connor turns around. What did you do? Connor, get away! I have to answer, and I'm too distracted! Sorry, Lewis Clue-Buffer.
00:43:07
Speaker
Okay, no, no my my dream would probably be a thunder or some like old car like that And then practical is a more recent model of the Subaru Forester Because it is incredibly good for gas miles and pretty efficient and eco-friendly and
00:43:38
Speaker
I don't know, I just can't see myself driving an SUV. You wouldn't have kids? You're just going to stick them in the back of your Camaro? Just fit in the back. I'll sit in the back of the car. I was really finna do my driver's license in a minivan. I was so comfortable with that car and so not comfortable with the Civic. I was like, no, I'll do it with the SUV.
00:44:08
Speaker
You know, we're the mini-man. I mean, the first cars I ever drove was the Lincoln Navigator, which is like the giant, you know, SUV. The party bus. No, I did my test. One of the cars a day. I did it through a driving school thing. And it was like a really tiny one. I don't remember what it was actually. It looked like a Mini Cooper, but I think it was bigger. I don't remember what it was though.
00:44:41
Speaker
You know, oh wait, it was probably like a fit, like a Honda Fit or one of those things, like a Ford Fiesta style car. Tuesday. What day is it? How it bro? How is it already the 26th? It's a Tuesday. That's crazy, man. That's not... Yeah, the day we're recording this is the 26th, by the way.
00:45:14
Speaker
early January that he has not uploaded dog yeah I gotta get there I do I'm so busy I could yeah we're all busy you can edit them I don't what else do you what what's your what's your editing software he man's gonna know your credentials arrived and yeah no
00:45:39
Speaker
We use only the hike we're using free software right now, okay Yeah, cuz we're cheap, but we don't know we don't skimp on the quality That's something we could try out a new recording software that I heard it's pretty good But no one wanted to try it you guys just sit in there like a bunch of worms worms Worms I'm working
00:46:04
Speaker
you're at einstein bros right now sticking all right stick well this is technically working too yeah i actually did uh file this under my tag market you did with the money that we make yeah i mean all right all right um so if i had to choose a practical dream car
Car Modifications and Aesthetics
00:46:34
Speaker
Let's say, I mean, I know Beamer's and it'd just be really obvious. So I'm not going to say a Beamer. A practical one. I know there's a couple of dodges I like. There's that Subaru BRZ that I like a lot. It's like a nice sporty looking car. It's pretty affordable too.
00:47:02
Speaker
I was almost about to say like a challenger. Challenger, they look pretty nice. Like a dodge challenger. Yeah, I'd probably go further. I mean, I used to like the challenger over the charger, but I don't know. I have a newfound appreciation for the charger because they're better and more powerful, in my opinion. I feel like a charger can outrun a challenger.
00:47:32
Speaker
because especially if you get their like, you know, health, but then again, they make a challenger as a health demon too. So, both pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah, those are what I probably, I don't know. I don't want to say a Tesla because I like, there is, there is like a Tesla that I did want at one point. I wanted a roaster, but,
00:48:01
Speaker
I mean, by time that gets to like an affordable price, I'm gonna be like, I don't know, not even thinking about spending that much money for a car, you know what I mean? Like, when they come out, when a Tesla roaster comes out, it's gonna be like, I don't even know how much, it'd be pretty expensive. And that's probably like the only good looking electric car that I can think of right now, that's in a good price range where I'm not. There's not one Tesla, it's like a sedan looking. A Model S.
00:48:32
Speaker
Model S and the Model 3 are in that area where they're still car-like. But then you get to the X and the Y. And I'm just like, I don't even know. Those are not even good-looking cars anymore. Yeah, they don't even look weird to me. Yeah. Unless you have a family of 30, and you're just going to cry. Except for the doors. What is the ugliest car that you guys have ever seen?
00:49:02
Speaker
And that includes like modded cars. Hmm. That's a good question. Um, oh, definitely something European. Um, I can't quite, I mean. Not American. Oh no. Well, no, them Europeans be wild. And like the French cars, like those ones with three wheels. You should.
00:49:30
Speaker
Yeah, oh my gosh. Yeah, definitely something so well peon because they make weird designs Um, I would say like There's like a land rover that looks really this. I don't know later. I was in general. Just don't look good. I like these cars almost in a way
00:49:57
Speaker
I would even go as far as they don't even bougie. Yeah, they're expensive. You're right. You're right. But they don't even look like they cost that much. Yeah, they don't look the price. Which also, if a car can be pretty good looking for a good price, that's a pretty good accomplishment.
00:50:30
Speaker
Yeah, whatever happened to like, you know, in the sixties and seventies with all the cool colors like, uh, like light green and pink and orange. Why are, why are we all only having like neutral colors now for cars? That's okay. Okay. I would say that intercolor is there. I would, I like to bring as little attention to myself on the road as possible.
00:50:45
Speaker
Like that works both ways. It can not look the price and it can look the price.
00:50:53
Speaker
You know, okay, Jacob, you can't say anything because you're the one who said you want to put RGB in your car. You cannot even say a thing. You're a driving pride flag. Okay, you can't say a single thing inside the car though. And that's for late night.
00:51:09
Speaker
you know, when you're like, when it's really obvious. Yeah. Yeah. But like, you know, those little Chevy Bel Airs and those old, you know, Buicks, there's really interesting colors, like, like light blue, you know, some cars like that, like some like 2013, 2014 ish.
00:51:35
Speaker
Oh my God, I'm adding to my list, I'm adding to my practical list, an old like 1980s Corvette, like the one from like rush hour, like that like old sleek looking Neil Armstrong car. My dad owns a 73 black Corvette and he'll be mine kind of soon at some point.
00:52:02
Speaker
what kind of soon as in a couple years maybe really not like nice i don't know
00:52:29
Speaker
This is best for me too. If we didn't know each other this long. Yeah. Bro, imagine me just being like, oh, you want your dad's car? I don't want to fucking kill him for you. This other random person. We're starting a podcast. Oh, your dad's car? Yeah, yeah.
00:52:57
Speaker
Dude, your dad's in the hospital, but I got the car! There's always the rainbow after the storm, you know? Yeah, what's your guys' opinion on trucks? No. Trucks are for carrying things from place to place. Nothing else.
00:53:22
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If you work a construction job, if you work a job where you need to move things from place to place, you can have a truck. If you have it because you think it's cool, you're stupid. You see those trucks that are massive, but you try to keep them clean and you look at the interior and they're super nice. That is not what a truck is for. If you want that, just get an SUV. Trucks are for doing people, not for not doing people.
00:53:51
Speaker
I agree with Noah. No, I totally agree. You're going to buy a truck. You should definitely use it. But also Jacob, like it doesn't hurt to also take care of your car. No, no. Just because you have a truck doesn't mean you have to go off-roading in the mud all the time. I'm talking like, I'm talking like the guys who like,
00:54:20
Speaker
deck their truck out to like, have giant wheels with like a zero turn radius just so they can drive to their nine to five every day. You know, or you know that person, like you can think about the person idea. Yeah. Right. And I'm just thinking why? Like, you're paying extra money to deck out your car. That's what you're doing. Yeah, but it's unreasonable. You know, it's like,
00:54:52
Speaker
It just doesn't make sense to me. If it fits the lifestyle you have, get a truck. If it doesn't, and you're doing it just because it's a truck, I mean, all power to you, but I don't know. I saw this one video of this dude flexing his truck. It's like a new Ford or something like that. And it's wheels are humongous. And then you go inside, and there's like he put in a touchscreen TV.
00:55:22
Speaker
In the truck? In the truck. If you can't play Smash Bros. with all the boys in your truck, it's hard to even get out of the truck. Why? The bed of the truck. The bed is for putting a tarp over it and filling it up like a pool. Why the truck? I mean, a lot of trucks do come best as stock anyway, in my opinion.
00:55:51
Speaker
Yeah, you're gonna deck out your car to like, I don't know make it sleeker or like nicer looking Yeah, that's fine. You know, like that's what I'm trying to do, you know, and oh, yeah also so If you're gonna buy a truck and you're gonna have to use it and if you're gonna have to use it then you can't you know You can't just you know
00:56:11
Speaker
settle for these turbocharged V6s that they're putting in them nowadays. You have to get a truck that is either diesel or an older one that has a V8 and is able to handle the workload. So newer trucks, in my opinion, are not exactly worth it unless they're diesel.
00:56:34
Speaker
What do you mean, man? I want to buy my Ford F-150 with 6 million tires on it. I can build a house. I think that's just a semi. That's the type of guy I'm talking about. Yeah, I can build a house on this thing. Yeah. I'm going to go work at Wendy's now.
00:56:56
Speaker
Yeah, I can do this stuff with my truck, but I'm gonna go and work at one of them. What do you mean I can't take up two parking spots with my past? I mean, like, Devin, when he was a plumber, he got like a Ranger XLT, you know, and that's like an old truck. You can hear that, sucker. I'll let you know. Yeah, I do like the sound the trucks emit.
00:57:24
Speaker
Yeah, I remember my dad's old F-150 sounded pretty cool. Yeah. Oh, yeah, so like a PSA if you're gonna buy a truck either by a four F-350 F-150 or a Dodge any other truck is just We're not good enough Okay, like all the chuggies are fine but they're new ones newer ones just suck ass Oh also GMC if you want a luxury truck, then they're the best thing
00:57:53
Speaker
That's the best thing for that. Honda, the Ridgeline, it's a Honda. Why would you expect anything from Honda as a truck? And then Nissan, same thing. Like, what the heck? You're not gonna get it. You're not gonna look, go into like a Nissan. It's like, yeah, I need something that can carry more than one ounce of glass. Get out of here, we don't have anything.
00:58:21
Speaker
to break it to you but uh we don't do that here yeah my dad where he works this is guy keep in mind my dad's he's a software engineer okay and the guy is also a software engineer he comes in with this totally tricked out like it's it's an f-150 and it has everything in it like it's got heated seats heated steering wheel uh it's got that little thingy that like
00:58:48
Speaker
What's that? Like, it's like a little step that comes out. Like, it's so tall that he's like a ladder for you to get in and it retracts a ladder. At the bed? At like the, at the foot. Oh, I thought GMC came up with that. Well, everyone, it's not like it's proprietary. They can't read it. And this guy goes around listening to Fleetwood Mac driving around, right? And I remember my dad asked it, like, what do you do with this? Because he knows that
00:59:18
Speaker
And he's not like a construction worker or like a contractor or something, right? And he's like, yeah, there's this one time where I had to like, like put, what's that, like fake grass? And I did, yeah, yeah, pretty much. It's like, yeah, I need to change it out. It's pretty heavy and my, uh, my SUV could do it. So I got a truck and stuck with that truck. And now I drive around in my truck.
00:59:43
Speaker
Are you just talking like that? Do I think the one... Because he's a simple-minded fool, okay? That's one of it. Yeah. You could've bought... It's an expensive car. Expensive truck. The ones that are really tricked out, they're expensive. It's a lot of money. You can get a normal car that's actually pretty good. It has good mileage and stuff.
01:00:11
Speaker
Yeah. So, I mean, if you want a technically tricked out truck, it's not really.
Car Brands: History and Reliability
01:00:16
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You can buy dually for as trucks, which is essentially, you know, the, the back wheels is two wheels for each, um, each side. So it's kind of like six wheels on your truck, I guess, but those things I've driven one of those and they are huge and very, very some.
01:00:39
Speaker
And that is the most you'll ever need probably so Yeah, that's That's that also Hummers Hummers are underrated. Oh Expensive gas wise stink bitch does yeah
01:01:01
Speaker
Yeah, they don't have great mileage. Well, you see, when you buy a car that runs on gas, you do expect to have to fill it up with gas. But Hummers, I don't know. What reason are you trying to make that? My reason is that you shouldn't only buy a car for mileage because you're going to be settling for something that
01:01:31
Speaker
in the end might not even make that big of a difference. Unless you're really traveling every single day. But I don't know. Mileage being your top priority, I just don't, I don't get it. Comfort is my top priority. Comfort and books. That's respectable. Yeah, I really don't care about like, oh, bro, it's not, it's not like a VA engine. Like, okay.
01:02:01
Speaker
I mean, I'm not gonna be racing around, you know, not gonna be like, breaking the speed limit. Yeah, well, I'm getting Yeah, but it's nice to know that, you know, you can do so without exploding. I guess, yeah. I mean, that's not to like discredit your car, because I know you use your car for like, yours is literally a sport car, right? No, it's, it's just a luxury sedan. It's not a sports car.
01:02:33
Speaker
Yeah, but that's because back then, you know, it was it was about quality and They give to their consumer General Motors was a good company back in the day and then they went bankrupt a couple times They weren't yeah, yeah, they were bought back in they were given money so they didn't die But it is what it is
01:03:01
Speaker
Also, okay, so Lexus. Lexus is another one of my dream practical cars, too. I enjoyed driving a Lexus. Oh, yeah. I did a couple times. I don't remember the model because all these modern cars have numbers and letters and it's so annoying. I drive the, uh, I drive, uh, the LG. Yeah, I drive.
01:03:25
Speaker
I drive a Lexus RTX 3080. I can ray-trace the road. RTX is on. Do you test with RTX? RTX on the windshield.
01:03:48
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Like adding modifications to a car that you never like needed downloading horns Instead of having actual windows on the Cybertruck you just have Metal screens and a camera and then it not it it takes a video recreates
01:04:16
Speaker
this scene in front of the road with ray tracing and like high definition graphics. It just sounds like a window. That's the idea. It's supposed to be pointless. Yeah. What if it looks exactly like real life and it's real, but it's just a screen. We can make a car that doesn't use any gas, but how do we look outside?
01:04:45
Speaker
If your car can't withstand a nuke, is it even a good car? That's the next thing the Cyberpunk needs. The Cyberpunk, the Cybertruck needs to over... The Cybertruck better be able to play Cyberpunk on the front windshield in 1080p for 90 yards.
01:05:15
Speaker
While you're driving yeah, and just like a sides I don't like half of the half Yeah, and running people over does give you extra experience Look it up wait, why is it redirecting into traffic? Why there's so many speed bumps? Actually, you know nothing but I'll put accurate in my luxury not luxury am I like my
01:05:46
Speaker
dream carless. They got some pretty nice looking cars like NSX. NSX is a nice looking car. That's pretty. But I wouldn't say no to like a new Honda Civic like a 2021. 2020 Honda Civic? Yeah. That's not bad. Yeah. I think my dad has like a 2018 or 2019 and it's like the sport version and it's nice.
01:06:08
Speaker
Yeah, Honda Civics are pretty alright consumer ones. If it's only been out for like two years, then I would hope that it would still be on the road. But no, I mean, like, I mean, like, you know, how Noah has an old Honda Civic. Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like 2000. Yeah. Um,
01:06:34
Speaker
Yeah, back in the 90s and early 2000s, Japanese came up with their own unique welding techniques or something. And that's why so many cars from that era are Japanese cars that still run. It's because the parts actually, they are reliable. They don't really break. But also when you don't have anything pushing your engine that much and it doesn't use that much power, it's hard to not break it.
01:07:05
Speaker
But also, American manufacturers also screwed up a little bit back then because they were so popular that they had to pump out cars faster than they could really make them. So it was more about quantity than quality for them because they were already in the game and the Japanese cars were just starting to get into it.
01:07:24
Speaker
So the Japanese really decided to take it slow and careful with their, with the cars back then. So their, their, their quality control was better than, you know, the Ford's and the Chevy's. So, you know, every now and then you'd find like a screw loose in your, in your new car that you just bought that was like a Ford or Chevy, which is, and then they broke down and the parts were really expensive for them.
01:07:49
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because everyone had to buy one because they started breaking down after soon. Wow. That was a fascinating legend. And that's the story of why everyone says that Japanese cars are far superior than any other car. It's just simply because they started off on the right foot while American cars were trying to recover.
Sponsorships and Media Discussions
01:08:15
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01:10:58
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I'd say Jilla Jilla knows. Yeah. Yeah, Jilla is pretty good. No, like my family kind of knows him personally. Jared. Seriously? Jared Leto, your family knows Jared. Oh, that's so cool. My family does not know Jared. I know. Yeah, Jilla is pretty cool. He's got that hard accent, though, you know what I mean?
01:11:27
Speaker
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01:11:54
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No, he was no the recurring thing. The what's really. No, I was just guessing. Oh, my God. He's in a lot of movies. What the heck? He's in robots. He's an Igor. Yeah, he's in Scooby Doo. OK, wow.
01:12:23
Speaker
That's pretty cool. There's this, what's that show called? Top Gear, that's what it was. I was watching, I used to watch Top Gear when I was like, younger. And Top Gear is a pretty good show, because they mix together pretty good information about cars, like if you like cars, they put in some nice stuff about cars, and it's funny. Imagine that. I mean like,
01:12:52
Speaker
I'd say the UK one's probably the good one. The Australian one is just not even funny. It's like the office, like there's only one good version of it. And that's the American version. Yeah, the American office is better than all the other ones. The only other one.
01:13:17
Speaker
Yes. No, there's an Indian office and you do not want to see that. Ollie will go blind. Yeah, aren't there like 12 different versions? Yeah, there's a lot. I don't know why, just like make your own show. What? Why? Why?
01:13:42
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so uh... in other news i have not finished i love you colonel sanders they can see getting through there but i can say it's pretty good so far you're dating colonel sanders what's he like in bed uh... well yeah i like his fingers and they're really tasty
01:14:14
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Mean he looks his fingers alone because you know because he's just like I'm ready. I Was playing all watching that Was that was that movie what's not for versus for oh, I actually did watch that it was a really good It was I heard the sound design for it was really good Yeah, very historically accurate
01:14:41
Speaker
for, you know, what happened. What happened? Yeah. Well, it was like the big race, you know, to determine which manufacturer was actually superior. In fact, like the 80s?
01:15:02
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It was like the 60s, I'm pretty sure. It was the Le Mans one. Because they stopped the Le Mans after that. I thought the cars looked pretty modern. Well, I know it's the Le Mans race because they stopped doing Le Mans after because it's so dangerous and people are dying.
01:15:25
Speaker
There's a race called Lamon, which is like a 24-hour race. People fall asleep. Yeah, they fall asleep, but then they crash their cars and die. And because some people are dying, they stopped it around the 70s. Yeah, but it's like a commemorative thing. It's not gonna be permanent.
01:15:51
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Matt Damon was in it, who... Yeah, you're right. It was 66. So, yeah. There's not a lot of Cars movies, though. Like, people don't take movies. Like, make movies for cars.
01:16:23
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After like the fifth one, it's just Michael Bay I can play it in VR Oh through side quest
01:16:46
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which I think is pretty cool. Or you could just get the VR version. Well, because that isn't supported on the Quest 2 yet. It's a little bit too high profile, a little bit too intense on the... But you jail broke it. Yeah, I jail broke it, which means I get access to developer content. And you're telling me they don't have... No, they don't have it, because it's all
01:17:16
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like non-third party stuff. It's all like independent developers. That's where these guys are. Or that's the content I can get. But all the license stuff, that's not gonna show up on SideQuest. I gotta take a piss on SideQuest.
01:17:44
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01:18:03
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