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Episode 24: The Return Of Lil Eggy(feat. David) | Boys 2 Men
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In todays episode, the boys sit down with world famous rapper and musician Lil Eggy aka David. They talk about his music, how he got to where he is now and his future in the career.
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- @prodbysecc
- @davidwilsonvevo
- @lileggyboi
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Introduction of David, the guest
00:00:38
Speaker
Hello and welcome to the boys to men podcast. This is season something episode something. Um, we have a guest today. His name's David. Say hi, David. Hello. My name is David. Yeah. His name's David and he is a music guy. So please introduce yourself, David. I do music. Um, that's, that's all I really do. I met these people in like.
00:01:06
Speaker
elementary school. I think, yeah, we know each other for a long time. So, yeah. Cool. That's it. That's me. Nice. I don't do much. Yeah, David, your journeys had a lot of different outlets since we
David's career shift from nursing to music
00:01:22
Speaker
first met you. That's good. Yes. Yeah, very true. Definitely very much changed
00:01:27
Speaker
uh almost flipped completely didn't she used to be a nurse yeah yeah you you were jewish and then you weren't well i'm still jewish i mean that was probably because you found out all your friends were like german or something you were just you know denying did you know that i was german i didn't know you were german
00:01:47
Speaker
Doesn't make sense. You didn't know I was German, did you? Shut up. That makes sense. Yeah. You always, I always knew a little bit of you hated me. Oh my God. Oh.
00:01:58
Speaker
Now I know I use just German, but that's it. Yeah. Yeah. I love celebrating the Holocaust. What? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I get it mixed up every time. Right. We're going to hell. We had to do that. Come on. Very true. That's old news.
Inspiration from quarantine to create music
00:02:21
Speaker
Yeah, so how'd you get into music? That's my question. So you like music. Yes, we all like music. But we're not going ahead. And now everyone's making it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, of course, everyone likes music. There are people who like music a little more than others. Me, I feel like, you know, I, I'm constantly listening to music. And then once a quarantine hit back in March,
00:02:47
Speaker
2020. That's a year ago. Damn. A year ago, there was nothing else to do during quarantine when it first started, so I decided to try and make music, and then it's just gone up from there.
Current music projects and collaborations
00:03:01
Speaker
It has nothing to do with your dad being a music teacher. Surprisingly, no. It does not. Oh. Runs in the family. Yeah, different genres, I feel. A little bit. I swear my dad likes 808s and heartbreaks by Kanye.
00:03:21
Speaker
Okay And he likes Post Malone, too Wow I mean a little overrated but also like he's pretty good. So I understand. Yeah Some of his music. Yeah Well, okay
00:03:42
Speaker
so wait okay hold on how much music have you made so far oh man um well released i only have two songs and they're both just instrumentals um i'm working on like four songs right now with some friends that i've made uh in this music career i'm working on a song with david too i just yeah it's been like three months since you've touched the beat so yeah uh
00:04:11
Speaker
That is, that is very true. Uh, I'll get back to you on that. Yeah. Uh-huh. Okay. Eventually. Um, I might be dropping an EP with one of my friends where it's just like I produce all of it and he just raps on all of it. So we'll see. I just drop a single though. And then today actually I was working on a punk rock cover of why you act and stuff and I was singing
David's music creation process
00:04:38
Speaker
on it. So.
00:04:41
Speaker
fire fire nice nice so like what's what's your uh what's your process how do you how do you pump it out oh man i don't pump it out bro you know how long it takes me to do stuff especially with ADHD
00:04:57
Speaker
it's so it's so much work but but like it's fun so I mean like most of the time I wake up and just like before I even open discord or open anything else I open FL studio immediately um recently I've been focusing more on melodies than on drums because I'm pretty good at drums but then I got a new drum plugin so I just do that I usually just work on one thing at a time
00:05:27
Speaker
So like most days I only do drums and then other days I only do melodies. And then other days I just mix vocals and stuff. Like I have a lot of friends that I'm mixing their vocals. It's pretty fun. Nice. And what's your favorite part of the process? Mixing for sure. I love mixing so much. So for anyone who doesn't know about music, because I obviously do. I know so much about this. What is mixing? Making bad sound.
00:05:58
Speaker
sound good. It's like taking the raw just
00:06:05
Speaker
like our vocals or like, like what we are saying right now, I would take the bad audio quality that it would come out as and clean it up, make it sound clear. Everyone's voice at the same level, add some reverb. So it sounds like they're in a room maybe. Nice. And then yeah, yeah. And then also like kind of like auto tune. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That is a part of mixing is auto tune. Very nice. Very nice.
00:06:35
Speaker
Nice. So how are you planning to pursue your career in music? What featured goals
Plans for audio engineering education
00:06:40
Speaker
do you have? Yeah. Well, I'm starting a school, uh, for audio engineering in about a month. Oh, nice. Nice. And, uh, down at the conservatory of recording arts and sciences, it's called crass. Um, it's in Tempe.
00:06:57
Speaker
So it's going to be pretty fun, but, uh, yeah, I start April 23rd and I move down there April 17th. So basically what, uh, crass is it's like 11th month, 11 month program, nine months. I'm learning, um, everything I need to know to like be mixing and be an audio engineer. And then the last two months, the school sets me up with an internship that most people just get hired from and I can go.
00:07:27
Speaker
anywhere and probably gonna go to LA. Dang. LA? Yeah. Interesting. LA, yeah. Why? Because that's where it all happens. He likes to live on the edge. He doesn't know if he's gonna live the next day or not. I wanted to go to Atlanta. But my mom, my mom literally told me I'm not allowed to go to Atlanta or Chicago and
00:07:55
Speaker
But LA is completely fine. Because I have family in LA. So it's better there. I understand they're the same amount of dangerousness, but I guess it's kind of close with her thing. But I wish I could go to Atlanta. I would rather go to Atlanta. But I'm going to end up in LA. I know. I've been saying it my entire high school. I'm going to end up in LA, yeah. Oh, nice.
00:08:25
Speaker
You making music or future? Uh, I don't know. I mean, right now I'm just doing it for fun. Um, I have a lot of connections, so maybe, but right now I'm just doing it to pass the time and have a lot of fun. Yeah. In that case, I would say, yeah, make sure not to go too hard in it and like monetize it.
00:08:51
Speaker
Because then it'll just become repetitive and you won't enjoy it as much anymore. And you want to keep something that you enjoy, something that you enjoy, you know? Yeah, I haven't really sold anything. A lot of my friends are signing up for something called BeatStars, where it's the website you can sell your beats on. And I signed up, but I haven't posted anything. You look like free or do you have to pay? To post? Yeah.
00:09:17
Speaker
To post, it's, I think it's free for a couple posts a month, I think is. I'm not, I don't remember. I signed up for it like two weeks ago and haven't touched it since. And you tried SoundCloud, right? No, actually none of my stuff is on SoundCloud. I use this thing called United Masters. And when I first got it and when I first released,
00:09:47
Speaker
I only had the regular version of it, so it only went to Spotify and Apple Music, but my next release will be on all platforms. Like all of them. Okay. Do you recall making a song about Minecraft, I believe? Which one? I've made plenty of those.
00:10:17
Speaker
sixth grade, sixth grade was crazy. Well, I mean, I had that six grade was yeah, I had that yeah, I had that stampy, that stampy long nose parody. I was like fifth grade. That was like fifth grade. Maybe I was thinking of the of the soapy one. Oh, that was not Minecraft related. That was just Yeah, no, I thought there was another Minecraft one. Oh, that that was little eggy junior year, huh? Well, yeah, that was a first like real song. That was so bad. It was so funny.
00:10:47
Speaker
So could you explain exactly what's going on here for the people who weren't at our school? So junior year, I switched to a different school from the charter school that we were going to, to a public school. And I made a lot of new friends there. And I really feel like I became myself, which I got more invested in music and the music community.
00:11:15
Speaker
And so, uh, definitely as a white kid, who's a junior, can you let me finish the sentence? So it makes sense as a basic white kid in junior year, who listened to rap music. I was like, Hmm, I'm going to be a SoundCloud rapper.
00:11:40
Speaker
No, yeah, and my name was little eggy and I have merch No, we'll link that below I made a solid like two songs as little eggy and I then I said he'd like died of a heroin overdose some
00:12:01
Speaker
We will now have 10 seconds of silence. Let me pull this up real quick, the timer. Any words you want to say for little Eggy before we begin? Rest in peace. You will be back, don't worry.
00:12:18
Speaker
Return of zombie egg All
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Speaker
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00:13:36
Speaker
Quite the respectable moment of silence. I think that's what Little Eggy would have wanted. Little Eggy would have wanted to monetize this. Yeah, I was not expecting that to happen. Honestly, though, I want to add that to a movie. If I work on a movie that's making fun of capitalism or something, I'm going to do that.
00:14:05
Speaker
this is like a funeral scene in the background you're just like audible has thousands of subscribers and podcasts like imagine like in a moment of silence like at a sports game by off like at a sports game where they do a minute of silence for like someone who like passed away or something and they just they just start doing an ad ballpark hot dog get him right here the greatest lizzies in the game nothing but facts right now
00:14:35
Speaker
That's how we do. Nice. Big dogs. I like me so. Get your thick, juicy dogs. Get your thick, juicy Johnson dogs. Johnsonville sausages. Here in a concession stand near you.
00:14:55
Speaker
So, you know, while we're still talking about music, um, you know, like some rappers, they like start up a brand like chips or like a Leah, like 50 cent has started vitamin water. 50 cents started vitamin water.
00:15:10
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, he said, didn't he like, hold up, hold up, there's that, there's that story where he's like talking about how expensive normal water is and has nothing special about it. And he started by the morning. Oh yeah. When he's on the top of the top of the, oh my gosh, he went to Europe or something and he was like, it was, he was like watching like,
00:15:33
Speaker
people sell natural spring water or whatever and it was in the exact same water. I'm literally drinking vitamin water right now. I could really monetize this. Like I could, I could sell water because they're, they're selling tap water is like clean. Yeah. Yeah. And I just think water, water, water is goaded.
00:15:57
Speaker
Isn't Snoop Dogg like a sports commentator now? I know he's been on a lot of sports commentary. He does everything. He doesn't say no to stuff. It's amazing. He does everything from selling weed to doing weird commercials. Bro, I love Snoop Dogg. He's so funny. He just does everything. I know.
00:16:13
Speaker
He does that. Yeah, he's at that point in his life where he can literally make friends with someone who went to jail and also as a cook and also smoke a bunch of weed where he's still alive somehow. This is a lot. These are really rare orphans. Bedtime stories in a public library. Yeah, I'm sure I came out that he was hiring a. A personal blood roller roller for like 40K or like 80K a year.
00:16:39
Speaker
That's hilarious. That is so much. That's like two times more than a teacher. Yeah, but it's Snoop Dogg we're talking about. So it's not like it'd be an easy job. I don't know. If you can- You'd be breaking a sweat every day. Then you would be getting, cause like there are people that don't get paid for and they just do it.
00:17:00
Speaker
yeah I know but what I'm saying is like how good people really get it pretty good dogs like don't like with your white hand flavor paper no no no no I mean at that point wouldn't it be a tax write-off
00:17:21
Speaker
If you went to the smoke shop to get a bunch of tobacco, wouldn't that be a tax write-off because you're buying stuff for work? Yeah, Snoop Dogg can't make music without his weed. Oh my gosh. That is genius. You know what? When I get rich and famous, that is what I'm doing. That's all I'm talking about.
00:17:49
Speaker
Yeah, anyway, so yeah, so I was at a circle K today. Oh my god and No, because I usually mentioned white hands earlier and I just want to bring this up
00:17:59
Speaker
He said something like that. He said something about white hands. So I was in Circle K. I just got in Taco Bell and my older brother wanted a drink from Circle K and I'm dealing well with a mask because I'm responsible. So I went in and I was getting his drink and then I overheard these two Circle K guys who were talking and he was like, no, you can't wear gloves.
00:18:21
Speaker
you need gloves you're a white man i'm black i don't need no no gloves and then the white guy like he steps out right and there's like there's like eight customers in this circle okay he goes like nah dude i don't need gloves i just murdered someone or like i just stabbed someone before coming into work today i don't need gloves i was like this is great and i don't know if he was joking or not but i just sat there and i was and he did you know then he walked over to the register and he was like next in line please and i was next in line so uh
00:18:50
Speaker
Is this the Circle K near where you live? Yes. Yeah, that makes sense. Okay, yeah. I was like, this is not where we live. This is over where you live. This shady part of... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. I applied. Wait till you see where I'm going to go live, bro. Yeah, yeah. No, David's going to... Wait, where's Tempe? I'm going to right underneath Tempe.
Circle K store incident and humor
00:19:11
Speaker
Are you going to the Strip? No. I don't remember what road it's called, but...
00:19:18
Speaker
there's like this strip and like oh wait it's like guadalupe guadalupe i don't know oh man guadalupe yeah you're really close to uh asu temp yeah i'm really close to the airport too which is pretty dope yeah and ikea yeah anyways hey he was doing he was he didn't give me my change back and i was gonna ask for my change and he was like have a good day brother and i didn't want to say anything because i was afraid of dying
00:19:44
Speaker
So I just left Without my 12 cents. So yeah, not race at all. Yeah, not racist at all. Why is that not racist at all? It is racist. No reason Okay, I was trying to help you there. Never mind. Um, anyway, yeah, that's my question. So yeah G units are divided water if you to start your own brand and
00:20:06
Speaker
of something. What would it be? G spot. Next question. That's ours. That's that's all. I mean, honestly, probably I would make a brand of weed. I'd make a weed brand like Seth Rogen. That is it is. First, how would you do the rest, though? Yeah, like, would it be a specific blend? Well, there's tons of weed. Or is it like?
00:20:29
Speaker
Does it have, uh, does it have any properties that other brands do not? Is it mixed with other? Man, the only question that I was asked was, what would you, I didn't, I wasn't thinking about this before. Yeah. It takes a little bit to come up with an idea for a business. Okay. So just like kill.
00:20:57
Speaker
That's why I was firing up questions. We're starting your business today, David. We're going to want 51% equity since it's a four to one ratio. I haven't changed the school yet. I can just save that $20,000 and just open a business.
00:21:16
Speaker
That's how you're going to, that's going to pay off. I don't remember in my, in my class last semester, I learned how, like, how many businesses or how many places go out of business within the first three years of opening up. Have you? Okay. I don't know if you noticed this because you're probably the one who's in my area the most. Have you noticed how many businesses have closed down because of COVID? Oh yeah. It is shocking.
00:21:35
Speaker
It's a ghost town, yeah. Who would have thought? How many businesses in Anson closed down? It's not that shocking. Yeah, given the circumstances, it's kind of not that shocking. That's exactly what we knew was going to happen, though. Well, yeah, I know, but I didn't like... I guess it's different when you're actually seeing it. Yeah. It was like, I walked into this plaza that my older brother apparently always used to go in and he was like, that's crazy because there's maybe two places open in the entire plaza. The rest was like, it was all gone.
00:22:05
Speaker
Yeah. And he was like, I used to hang out here all the time. I was like, that's crazy. Cause it's like, it's, there's nothing to do there. I was like, why would you? And he was like, cause there used to be a lot more. You know what I mean? True. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Business weren't ready for the, the Backstreet Boys reunion tour. Oh yeah. I forgot that we call it that. We call it that. What do you mean?
00:22:31
Speaker
We used to call it the Backstreet Boys World Tour. That's why everyone's at home. Yeah. Because no one wants to go to that. Because no one wants that. I'd be down. Just like nobody wants. No, I'd be down for them to get back. Backstreet's back. All right. Oh, that'd be banging, bro. What? All right.
00:22:58
Speaker
That would be fantastic. Yes, I want to. Yeah, they're my, they're my dream club.
00:23:08
Speaker
Oh yeah. How old are those guys? How old? They've been in the business for a while. My friend did this thing live. He was like rapping live. He was freestyling and it was like posting on Instagram and I looked, it was really good. But on his story, when he posted the post on his story, he was like, everybody tagged Joey Badass and Michael Jackson.
00:23:31
Speaker
I'm like, yo. I'm like, yo. Yeah. Tag him in heaven. I'm like, I don't know if tagging Michael Jackson will do much, but I'll do it. But I don't know. Yeah. Get that, get that guy on here. King of pop. A lot of people think God, the weekend is new. Well, not like the new Michael Jackson, but like,
00:23:58
Speaker
Not the predecessor. His first song was that lights song. I had literally never seen his face until the Super Bowl. I was very confused. I thought he was a meme. I thought he was like a face filter. And then I realized that's actually what he looks like.
00:24:21
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, he saw man living with tiktok Thanos filter on That's what he looks like. Are you talking about a classic surgery? Oh, that's so fun. Yes Yeah, that was weird the thing is not real
00:24:41
Speaker
like a couple weeks before the super bowl not even a couple years that like there's that music video came out where his face is all messed up uh that was yeah that one was creepy i watched like i love the song i love that entire album but i watched that music video and i had to turn it off i could not watch that yeah if you thought montara was bad
00:25:05
Speaker
Yeah, I don't know. I feel like his music kind of went downhill. I don't know, personally. Yeah, I know. His music is just TikTok music now. It's pretty obvious. I hate it. Did he read there when we were talking about Lil Nas X? When? Okay, yeah. So, no. What do you think about the shoes? Oh, I guess I was there. He was there. I was just... Okay.
00:25:33
Speaker
For the audience. We didn't start the... Yeah, for the audience. There's this rapper named Lil Nas X, Old Town Road. Guys probably know him. Maybe. He broke a record with his first breakout single. He should have stayed that way. He should have been a one-hit wonder. Other than Panini, actually. I take that back. Most one-hit wonders have small songs, but Panini's not even a small song. He's just banging.
00:26:03
Speaker
I don't know. I thought, I think his music is, it's pretty good. His music, not, maybe it's not his videos. It just made me uncomfortable. Like I don't have a problem with it. I just did not want to watch it. Yeah. I was like, cool. There's a lot of weirder music videos. I do not care. That made me dig in the shoes. The shoes, those are kind of whack just with the pentagram. I think the, if, if it didn't have the pentagram, it would be good.
00:26:30
Speaker
Uh, I would probably take away all of the, like the scripture stuff too. Cause I don't know what the scriptures mean, but probably nothing good. Yeah. Okay. But at that point it's just design. It's like having random Japanese letters on stuff. Okay. I'm going to, I'm going to put those on. Yeah. I think it was about Satan. Luke tennis. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I thought it was like a code.
00:26:57
Speaker
I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven. Nice. That's just badass. Didn't he hold down in his music video?
00:27:07
Speaker
Yeah, so I think that's what it's probably Which is a I mean, here's here's my here's my two cents, right? I he came out and that's totally okay Yeah, whatever you want, but like keep it that way don't make it a big deal But no, I mean that was the point that was the point of the video though Yeah, I know that and
00:27:34
Speaker
Like like yeah, that's what yeah, but like the point of the video was because people he was trying to hide who he was for so long that is why a lot of gay people are so Out that they're gays because they had to hide it for a long time And then they were denying it and people were telling them they were gonna go to hell once I stopped denying it And so that's what the whole video was about And so that's why
00:27:58
Speaker
um and then he's in hell giving a lap dance yeah that was that was that was strange but i mean the message was really good uh yeah yeah i would say that for people who are going through that yes yes yeah you didn't even catch that well yeah that's what i thought okay no because there was that time when he he said something where it sounded like he was trolling when he said he was gay
00:28:26
Speaker
yeah i thought he was just but then but but not he is that's just kind of who he is yeah back then that he's just kind of he's coming for six nine's name for the biggest troll because he made a cowboy song so that's probably why yeah don't ever put six to nine and little nuzex in the same sentence ever again for being troll yeah six nine is really superior yeah that's facts
00:28:48
Speaker
Yeah, 6ix9ine, don't ever disrespect 6ix9ine. Except for the whole snitch part. If you want to talk about lyrical genius, right? I just want to read out some lyrics from 6ix9ine. D-Rows, D-Rows, D-Rows, D-Rows, D-Rows, D-Rows, D-Rows. Lyrical genius, right?
00:29:11
Speaker
Like, I'm gonna open to the Bible to read 6.9 lyrics. Let me fetch the lyrics. Put some reading glasses on. Yes, here it is. Look at the Kiss 210. I'm gonna read some lyrics. 37. So this is Konga by, this is Konga 6.9. It says,
00:29:38
Speaker
Okay, we'll have older stuff is all right. Okay. Dummy boy. Dummy boy was so good when that, when it dropped. Dummy boy was fired. Yeah. I remember me and Zach were bangin' it. It was so good. Bang, bang, bang. It was so good. You and a chicken wing, bitch. Yeah, I know. Yeah, bang, bang, bang. You love how I put it down, bitch. Drop down and pick your weave up, girl. Drop down and get your eagle on, girl.
00:30:09
Speaker
Had downtown and picked the eaters up, girl. You know them chicken heads. Eat it up, girl. Like I-
00:30:20
Speaker
like that's beautiful i don't know if it's just i don't know i feel like jacob kind of ruined it like the way he sings it kind of makes it better yeah speaking it it's not it's not towards you jacob it's definitely it's towards me you have a problem i usually there's a way that he doesn't just try his reason six and i'd made the song and not you
00:30:41
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. You know what? All right. So thanks for coming to the episode. David's never allowed that on his podcast. This is definitely the best episode. I know. I played the guest. That's pretty good. How does the song go again?
00:31:01
Speaker
Our outro song we don't have an outro song we just have yeah the person David as a musical genius. What do you think of our intro song? Because you've clearly yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Refresher but oh yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. That's okay. Yeah
00:31:34
Speaker
It's always more than anything. We should probably have a new intro and outro song. We should do it for each season. Why are you a season two? Sure. Because Ayush doesn't like editing sometimes and he just decides, you know what? We're doing a new season, guys. I think season four was like three episodes long. We should do it like a certain number of episodes. It's less about
Podcast episode lengths discussion
00:31:55
Speaker
That's a hard one.
00:31:55
Speaker
the time period and it's more about the seasons of our lives. You are so smart. It's how we mature and grow as people.
00:32:03
Speaker
that determines when the new series is. Why is this episode 1 hour and 18 minutes long? We have pretty long episodes. Which one was it? Oh, the Midget Battle Room. Yes, though. There's a reason for it. I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation. Yes. Oh, shoot. Actually, Vroom Vroom Talk is an hour 18, too. The one of Josiah is an hour and 28. I think that's our longest one. Yeah, understandably so.
00:32:31
Speaker
also little little I guess we should have we should have I use back or not I use Josiah back on. Yeah, and a little update. Yeah. Of what's going on with you give like a teaser. He lives in Alaska. Yeah, where'd you get that? Where'd you get the music? He was already on it. Was that did you get the intro music? Somebody made it for us. Oh, cool.
00:33:01
Speaker
make a new one and an outro song first, please. Or maybe just refresh this one. What? I'm going to go make a little peep song today. Like right after loop peep. Never really been a fan. So what me and my homies do sometimes when we reach like pick an artist and we make fun of them sort of.
00:33:29
Speaker
We make a beat like them, and we sing or rap like them, but like all our bars are just jokes and shit. Yeah, Komethazine. Yeah, sir. The Komethazine was so good. But the first one we ever did was the Playboy Cardi one. And I have Gunna and a DaBaby one, but there's no way those are getting released. But yeah, that's pretty dope.
00:33:57
Speaker
Oh yeah. So today, uh, on my way home to do the podcast, I was getting some Taco Bell and I got into, so I was backing up because the road was blocked and you had to back up. Yeah. Yeah. It's not a crash. We just bumped into each other. But I mean, he was, it was completely incidental. Like there was nobody at fault. Like I was backing up from a road because you had a backup to get out of it or you had to like do like a three point turn.
00:34:26
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but most people are backing out of it. And this guy came in hot from like the main road. It was on Thunderbird, so it's a pretty busy road. So you have to like kind of like swerve when you do a right turn or anything like that into a smaller street. So he was coming in and I was backing out and we kind of just like, we both hit the brakes and we just bumped each other and we both came out. We were like, yo, are you good? I was like, yeah, I'm good. The guy knew my older brother, which was pretty good.
00:34:55
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And he was just like, no, this is just a project car. And both of our cars were completely fine. Like you couldn't even tell anything happened. So we just went among our day. And now I am a, I ate some Taco Bell. And you're admitting this on. I thought it was a good story. Oh yeah. It was pretty good. It's not like I'm a criminal or anything. Yes. I was going to give him my insurance if he needed it.
00:35:20
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What were we talking about? We're talking about Lil Nas. Yeah, so that's what happened with him. Yeah. Didn't someone release an album recently? What does that even mean? There are people releasing albums all the time. Like a big guy, like Drake or Kanye or something. Didn't Drake come out? Drake did. Drake had like a EP. It was like three, four songs. Right?
00:35:45
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was no I don't like it yeah the people who like Drake liked it but me and my friend who listened to it together thought it was super repetitive and neither of us like Drake's doesn't matter like yeah yeah but um I mean people people like this sort of Connor right there holy shit
00:36:10
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Right on. Speaking about Kanye though, me and my other friend just went through like half of Kanye's discography. Like we listened so good. Oh my gosh. Now I'm a Kanye fan.
00:36:28
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Okay. What's your favorite DaBaby song? Uh, Toes. I like Toes. You like Toes? David is openly admitted that he likes Toes. I like Toes. Also the song by DaBaby. You're like Tarantino. Yeah, I am. Also that one. Yeah. My gosh. But yeah, I encourage everybody to listen to 808s and heartbreaks at least.
00:36:58
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It's gotcha. How many midgets do you think you could take out? What? I'm gonna be honest. I think if they, if they listen to our stuff, how much preparation if they don't.
00:37:13
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None. Like Hunger Games style. Like what? Like they just randomly jump me? Are they prepared? Viet Kong. No, Viet... Say you get air dropped into the woods. But I know... Do I know they're coming? You have any weapons and it's nightfall. Yeah, you know... It's like Viet Kong style. We're there in the trees. So what? Like I'm on an island and midgets are air dropped onto me.
00:37:39
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Yeah. How many could I take? Well, I'm not direct. Do I have any prep time? Or? No, whatever is in the wilderness. Yeah. Like, do I have time before the midgets fall? It's not like Warzone, where there's like the boxes. Yeah, I know. But obviously, like, I would have to make tools. Why should you say the box? OK, OK. We'll give you like half an hour before you drop the midgets. I mean, I could make something. Maybe I could kill. Do they attack one on one or in big groups?
00:38:08
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Um, no, they're humans, not, you know, NPCs. Well, yeah, but I don't know if you told them... You guys are controlling them, right? In this fictional scenario, did we ever decide whether or not we were giving them... Yeah, do they have anything? Or are they just crossbows? I thought we said that we're not, because that is unfair. Yeah, okay. We were thinking of doing crossbows, and it's like, that's... Oh, that explains the last episode.
00:38:40
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I think whatever they can create, whatever they can create on the average GPA of these midgets, I want to know what they think they would be able to create.
00:38:54
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We'll do 2.5. No, what? 2.5? That's not a 2.5. Yeah, that's a 2.5. I would give them like maybe a C in math and a C in...
00:39:15
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Wait, why are we generalizing? We're talking about Yeah, these ones because they're clearly Yeah, we're talking about these sample size of these The reason
Hypothetical survival scenario discussion
00:39:32
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they couldn't figure out the right height Yeah
00:39:38
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okay yeah so the question is are we airdropping specific digits on me low or high or high low intelligence way cheaper wait wait wait wait wait wait we're getting the Costco yeah I'm sorry that any midget you can get them in the six I think that's an offensive term now I'm thinking about it
00:40:09
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Midget? No, no, no, it can't be. Then why would it exist? Why would a midget exist? It's not what he was saying. Okay, but back to the midget question. You said race is serious. I'm solid. I could probably kill about 10.
00:40:32
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Maybe. 10. Oh, right. With a stick. If I had like some sort of tool to drop with, like that I am there with, like if, yeah, like if I have like the mystery mouse katool, that would be helpful. Miska, Miska, Mickey Mouse.
00:40:57
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be pretty dope but yeah it's just like oh one grenade launcher bro chunks of midget flying everywhere that'd be yeah and if you kill 23 of them to do that nuke but it is oh so you have to use oh yeah do they have night vision
00:41:17
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It'd be too expensive to fund night vision because they're born with night vision. They're not tall enough to see the dark.
00:41:32
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Yeah, I like that. The dark goes over them. They can't see it. Okay, well, I've trained myself. I have built-in night vision. Don't try and test it. Don't even question it, okay? I feel like if we're gonna be doing this, we should breed like a specific group of these midgets and give them like, you know, abilities. About abilities, I don't mean like that. I'm saying like... Hey bro, super speed midget! No, I'm saying like, they can't...
00:41:59
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they can't see that are we giving them are we giving them article effects i'm saying like they can't see that well at night but maybe they have really good like distance vision like their eagles they can see from really far away and they can let me change the question how many midgets with no eyes but
00:42:16
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But like, super sensitive hearing. Or, you know, I was going to say hearing. How about both? Yeah. How many of them? They're just like, they're just like bats, you know? Because at that point you would drop and I would immediately cover myself all in mud, obviously. I'd probably get butt naked, to be honest, because that would be the best way not to smell like anything. Yeah, use your urine to like distract them. Yeah, piss on yourself for sure.
00:42:44
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Jacob, I know you've been waiting for an opportunity to do that. That's coming from the fool who literally used to piss in my pool all the time. What? All the time. I used to stand on the edge and pee into the pool. That was once. That was once, but I used to pee. Everyone peed in his pool. Well, yeah. I bet you Kylie peed in your pool. Yeah. Dang. Yeah, yep. You didn't need to know that.
00:43:14
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I bet you page in the cold. Were they ever in your pool? Oh yeah. You're right. Oh, cause we had that party when you were in there. When you were in there. No, I was there. Do you not remember the party that you weren't there? Yeah. How do you not? I literally on Snapchat, I kept getting like, um, like it's been like what, two years, three, four.
00:43:44
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I've gotten like the memory the flashback of Ethan trying to pry into your mom's window to get in I've seen that now bro. Oh my god. Shotguns are coming out, bro That was and we broke the closet door That was not me. That was page Yeah, I know. Yeah that it was that was so funny. Oh
00:44:08
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. So I let these guys break into my house while I was in a different country. I don't know about that. Was it because he was going to leave the key out for us, but then his mom took the key and put it inside from his hiding spot. So his the key was gone. So we had to climb or do the our friend Ethan climbed onto this like their porch. What's it called?
00:44:36
Speaker
Like the cover. Yeah. And uh, climbed into the bedroom. They're broken in my house. Yep. It was so fun. We just blast. We blasted a young brats by X and a lot of Minecraft parodies. Yeah. So the neighbors definitely didn't think anything was happening because that usually happens. So they're like, yep, nothing normal here or nothing out of the ordinary.
00:45:07
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I've been playing a lot of rock band recently. Oh, yeah. We need. Yes, sir. Yes, we do. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Over the summer is when I work, but this, I mean, yeah, work in school this weekend. I'm so done. Are you doing summer school? No, no, no. My program starts April 23rd and it goes straight through.
00:45:33
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It's a straight nine months of school and then two months. I mean, it's, it will be fun because I'm going to love what I'm learning about. So I'm hype. And my roommate's 23. Wow. He's not my brother though. Fair enough. Oh yeah. But I've been playing a lot of rock band recently. I am a God at drums.
Personal grooming and stereotypes
00:46:19
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Oh yeah, next week, right? Why? Because they got hot in the pocket. It was me. You're welcome, David.
00:46:34
Speaker
Look a lot we gotta take them Jesus right away When I first worked in McDonald's I used to take orders in an Indian accent
00:46:48
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the fifth
00:47:09
Speaker
yeah are we all just dead people like you feel whenever you see a mcdonald's worker like try and compliment them or say something nice because they are dead inside hey your balls are hanging loaded yeah that's why they work women men can compliment your boobs but you have to compliment our
00:47:30
Speaker
Yeah, can we normalize men like being nice to each other? Can we normalize women complimenting men's balls? Yeah, I agree with that. They're all gay for each other. That's how we act. Three of you are very beautiful men. You can choose. She is gorgeous to me. She is very gorgeous to me. I'm just kidding. There's three very beautiful and one gorgeous.
00:48:01
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Thank you. That's how you start World War II. Damn. No, it's Ayush. Oh, whoa. Okay, now that one was just racist. That one was just racist. No, because David picked the brown one. Why did he say that? I said the gorgeous one was Ayush. Oh, I didn't hear that. I thought you said there were three gorgeous ones. I'm just going to have to add you to the list here.
00:48:27
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um anyway uh never mind uh waiting for what you were talking about yeah yeah basically number one he's gonna walk over one day he's gonna be like go to the bathroom and don't come back
00:48:46
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Alright. When you're talking about GPA, there's this really funny thing that happened at school the other day. So this guy got rejected. This guy got rejected because his GPA was too low. Imagine getting rejected from ASU. No, he got rejected by a girl. That makes way more sense. Somehow that does make more sense in being rejected by ASU.
00:49:18
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Yeah, that sucks. Yeah, he was like doing the whole thing like flowers and stuff. I don't know why. And then he's like, I want to see your canvas. Let me see your GPA. He's like, oh, dude, like I understand if a girl wants a guy who's like focused on his future and stuff like that. All the more power to know she's like the widest, blondest girl you'll ever see is she's just there for the homework. I get corners.
00:49:46
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My barber wanted me to get cornrows like when I went so I'm gonna grow my hair out until it goes to my shoulders And I'm gonna get like unbelievably jacked Bro, this dude just wants to look like a basic Mexican soccer player. I swear. Yeah Yeah, yeah look like no oh my god
00:50:07
Speaker
Dude, I can already look like a fake Mexican soccer player. Yeah. Just trying to grow like a mustache and a goatee. And you're chilling. Too late. I already have. No, you haven't. Yeah, I don't think you- I don't think you- No. No, you haven't. Connor, I don't know why you're talking. Yeah, I don't think any of you can actually- I'm not trying. Except for- I know David. Yeah, I have a full beard.
00:50:35
Speaker
Yeah, that's the only reason why David's flexing right now. I'm kind of jealous at the same time. First they take our pants. Now they take our facial hair. Dude, I wish I could grow a beard. I'd look so sexy with a beard. I think I usually would look sexy with a beard. I kind of like... Yeah. Okay, Indian people just kind of look good with that little bit. Although if you got fatter though, you would look like one of those Indian pedophiles that like message people on Instagram. Yeah.
00:51:03
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I'm like, I still remember in high school when I still had my little mustache. Connor's just coming in with the racism today. Yeah, what the heck is happening to Connor, dude? Connor chose hate. Yeah. Damn. Great show. Welcome. Welcome to thanks for watching. Goodbye.
Conclusion and social media shoutouts
00:51:44
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Follow me at David Wilson Vivo at prod bisect with two C's at the end, okay? Yeah with two C's for the extra thick boy he is.
00:51:57
Speaker
Check out all of our social media accounts. You better link me in the description. You better read, repost or post. Okay, I will. Happy birthday to, uh, whose birthday is it on the 30th? My H&M jeans that just got here. Happy birthday to David's H&M jeans. Yeah, they're so comfy. I don't care if they're racist, they're comfy.
00:52:25
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yeah they had that coolest monkey in the jungle thing oh okay i'm like okay the jeans are too brown all right yeah thank you for watching goodbye